Tommy Dukes: Who else has the post Christmas blues eh? Haha! Just me? The wife is at home with our son, so it's just Tommy calls the shots, and drinking some left over eggnog! We're just days away from Last Clash, but that doesn't mean we're sleeping on tonight's proceedings! It's gonna be a hot night in South Town, as we enter THE STORM! Folks, we're kicking things off with a real barn burner! Don't panic Mach family, that was just a metaphor! It’s Paula, the 'Princess of Metal Rush,’ taking on Ripper Jane, who’s about as subtle and stable as a wrecking ball in an antique shop. These Lady Renegades don’t mess around, and you better believe the Renegades here at the Mad Gear Bar are fired up!

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Paula vs. Ripper Jane
-The match started with Ripper Jane rushing at Paula like a wild bull, throwing heavy punches and clubbing forearms. Paula, ever the technician, stayed calm under pressure, ducking and weaving like a true ring general. A chain wrestling sequence in the middle of the ring saw Paula escape a nasty chokehold attempt, transitioning smoothly into an arm drag followed by a crossbody for a quick two-count.

Jane regained control by using her strength advantage, hurling Paula into the corner and connecting with a devastating running splash. It looked like curtains for Paula when a crazed Jane locked in a brutal bear hug and attempted to tear into her, but Paula rallied back, breaking free with a series of elbows to Jane’s temple.

The turning point came when Paula countered a suplex attempt into a roll-up, and as Jane kicked out, Paula seized the moment to lock in the Sharpshooter. Jane howled and laughed in pain, trying to claw her way to the ropes, but Paula’s technique was flawless. Jane refused to tap, and seemed to black out. The referee had no choice but to call for the bell.
Winner: Paula via Sharpshooter -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: I told ya! Paula’s a master with that Sharpshooter! Ripper Jane may need a crowbar to get outta bed tomorrow morning. That was one of the clearest matches she's ever had. She really wanted to win this one for Hope I guess. We’ve got tag team action on deck! Wendy Mustang and Cherry Akintola are here to show that teamwork makes the dream work. But they’re up against Heather Mach, the matriarch of mayhem, the Women's World Champion, and the mysterious Darkness Aoi. Folks, if you blink, you might miss something incredible! I missed the misletoe that my wife had set up for us, and Vape tried to kiss her. Something funny about that fella. I mean he doesn't even work for us anymore!

2. Lady Renegades Tag: Wendy Mustang/Cherry Akintola vs. Heather Mach/Darkness Aoi
-The match opened with Wendy Mustang and Heather Mach squaring off. Wendy used her speed to stay one step ahead, ducking Heather’s strikes and landing crisp dropkicks. The action quickly escalated when Cherry and Darkness Aoi tagged in, with Aoi unleashing her unique blend of heavy hands and stiff kicks, grounding Cherry with a spinning back kick.

Wendy and Cherry showed off some excellent tandem offense, with a double suplex on Heather that brought the crowd to its feet. But Heather and Aoi fought back with underhanded tactics, isolating Wendy and using quick tags to wear her down.

The final moments were a flurry of chaos. Wendy hit a stunning springboard crossbody onto Heather outside the ring, while Cherry connected with a spinning heel kick on Aoi. The match ended with a wild double-team maneuver from Wendy and Cherry, where Wendy went high with the lariat, while Cherry went low with a drop kick, and she pinned Darkness Aoi for the surprise win.
Winners: Wendy Mustang/Cherry Akintola[o] via Lariat/Dropkick on Darkness Aoi -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What a performance by Wendy and Cherry! They just clicked tonight like peanut butter and jelly, and Heather Mach’s gonna be salty about this one for weeks! Cherry Akintola with a win! The Deep Darkness warrior needed a boost after plugging away to improve and it looks like it's starting to pay off. Wendy has the magic touch!

Gamer Girlz Room

Christy Angel, Christina Angel, and Alison Chains were all sitting in front of the dim glow of the television, empty monster energy cans littered the floor and table. Christina was very confused by what she was seeing.

Christina Angel: So this is what you do all the time sis?

Christy Angel: What? Huh? Yeah. Don't you watch the product? 

Christina Angel: Apparently not closely enough. 

Christy Angel: Does that can have anything else in it? 

Christina Angel: Uh...I don't think so?

Christy Angel: I need energy. Haven't slept in two days. 

Christina Angel: What?! Why? Hardcore training method? 

Christy Angel: No, I've been playing this new three v three game with my team, and we're looking to win the season! 

Christina Angel: What?!

Christy Angel: See that's me. 

Alison Chains: Hehe...her name is Goonette. 

Christina Angel: What does that mean? 

Alison Chains: It means-

Christy Angel: NOT IMPORTANT! Don't worry about it! It's just a silly name! Look, I've been playing with some guy named Toolbox, and some guy called the Star Spangled Gooner! 

Christina Angel: Why does THAT sound familiar?

Tack Angel's Apartment

Tack was playing the video game, before looking to the Lakitu and shrugging. 

Tack Angel: Meh, anything I can do to be close to and support my daughter. I'm curious what this gooning thing is too, but apparently it's important to daughter, so it's important to me!

Gamer Girlz Locker Room

Christina Angel: Christy, I'm surprised that this is how you're spending your time! I figured you'd be-

Christy Angel: What? Doing what you did? We VERY different sis. Besides it's not like another Subculture exists to piss off Daddy. 

Christina Angel: He uh...he got over that...I think. Things got a little cloudy and confusing within the last four years. I think we're good though. Aren't you interested in Cade Yag-

Christy Angel: Hey now! Whoa now! Whoooooooa now! That's my business, and I like to keep it close to the vest...but since I'm not wearing a vest...or a bra for that matter...yes I'm simping mad for him, no cap. 

Christina Angel: No what?

Alison Chains: Did you do the thing I told you to do? 

Christy Angel: You mean show him my foot game, and tell him he can be my honey pouring foot *bleep*er? Not yet, but I figured the next time I see him, I-

Christina Angel: NO! Do NOT do that! 

Christy Angel: Why? Just because it's something you wouldn't do!?

Christina Angel: I uh...may have tried it...on Alison's advice. 

Christy Angel: Huh?

Alison Chains: I knew I'd been here before. Time dialition. Woooooow. 

Christy Angel: Uh oh, her eyes are all wrong again. She's drifting. I need the pills. Can you hand me them Jenny? 

Christina Angel: What? Jenny is in here?

Suddenly, Jenny James stepped out of the shadows in a Cheerleader costume. 

Christina Angel: What?! What is going on around here! 

Jenny James: New gimmick. Don't worry about it. New gimmick. 

Christina Angel: New gimmick? 

Jenny James: Jessie's gone. Trying something different. Jammer is a baller, and I'm a cheerleader. I only dressed like a biker at first to appease my sister anyways. It was her idea. She'll tell you it was my idea, but like the moles in the caves of Dusty Dunes, not all of them can be third strongest.

Christina Angel: That's confus-

Jenny James: I was going to try a foot gimmick, because Alison suggested it but-

Christina Angel: What's with you and feet Alison!? 

Alison Chains: Ted doesn't complain.

Ted Pettentool's Apartment

Ted was playing the video game, before looking to the Lakitu and shrugging.

Ted Pettentool: Complaining wouldn't get me anywhere, and yes, I'm the other one playing the video game. 

-

Tommy Dukes: Here we go with a clash of styles, folks! Poo, the martial arts prodigy, versus a mystery opponent. We've been dying to know all week who it is. Want to know whomst've? It's none other than newest Renegade Fray Tiburon, the holy high-flyer who’ll hit you with a move and bless you afterward!

3. Singles: Poo vs. Fray Tiburon
-Poo showcased his technical prowess early on, using strikes and submission attempts to keep Fray Tiburon grounded. Tiburon countered with breathtaking aerial maneuvers, including a jaw-dropping plancha to the outside that had the fans chanting, "Holy Diver!"

The match was evenly matched until Poo grew frustrated with Tiburon’s resilience. After narrowly avoiding a Tiger Kick, Tiburon went for a springboard hurricanrana, only for Poo to shove the referee in the way, resulting in a disqualification.
Winner: Fray Tiburon via DQ

Tommy Dukes: Poo, what are you doing? You’re better than this...is what I would say if this were current year minus two, but all the same, Fray Tiburon gets the W! I know Poo used Mu to turn off MOST of his emotions, but maybe use a little common sense!

Backstage

Sal Paradise looked at his phone before pacing nervously. He decided to get a drink from the soda machine, but found Cade Yaggis there to cut him off. 

Sal Paradise: Out of my way Cade. 

Cade Yaggis: You don't want to talk? Fine. We WILL be fighting, so it doesn't matter. However, I also want you to listen. A lot of things don't make sense to me right now. Why all of Metal Rush are following the whims of Paula and Schala for example. Don't make much sense to me, figure it's one of those things that's going to be over my head until it COMES to a head. Whatever. Why was Christy insistent on showing me her feet the other night when we watched Die Hard. That was confusing too. Whatever. The most pertinent thing on my mind right this moment, is why you felt the need to cost me my World Championship and side with a guy that made it clear used you every step of the way. You don't have the same look in your eyes as the others do. The one where they aren't questioning at all what they're doing. You seem nervous. You seem unhappy. So what's going on? I know, you've got nothing to say to me. I'm going to find out.

Sal Paradise: ...

Cade Yaggis: Now, if you want to explain yourself...or Christy's foot thing...I won't be hard to find.

-

Tommy Dukes: And now for the main event! Boz, the human freight train, takes on Benjamin, who’s built like a truck and hits just as hard, but if it's a stick shift it will confuse him. If it's an automatic...it will still confuse him. This is gonna be a war, folks. Someone’s leaving with bruises, and I love it! LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

4. Singles: Boz vs. Benjamin
-This was a battle of heavyweights from the get-go, with Boz and Benjamin trading thunderous strikes. The ring seemed to shake with every slam as Boz took control with a series of shoulder tackles and a massive belly-to-belly suplex.

The Mystic Bout Machine, however, wasn’t going down without a fight. He countered a clothesline into a spinebuster that nearly put Boz through the mat. The finish came when Boz powered out of a pin attempt. Double Champion Benjamin tried to get a hit in on Benji, but he had him scouted. Boz however, too advantage, and hoisted Benjamin up for a Double Powerbomb, and slammed him down with authority for the pinfall victory.
Winner: Boz via Double Powerbomb -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Boz is an absolute beast! He doesn’t just beat you; he breaks you. Benjamin put up a fight, but tonight was all about Boz, thanks in some part to our World and Television Champion in Boomtown. Benjamin gets a shot at the Television Championship at Last Clash. It's going to be the last match of 2024, so don't miss it!

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Tommy Dukes: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Last Clash 2024! We’re live outside the Saturn Dome, where it’s colder than my wife’s shoulder when I forget to take out the trash. Isn’t that right, Nerma?

Nerma: Oh, don’t even start, Tommy. Happy New Year, EBW fans! We’re closing out 2024 with a bang, and tonight’s matches promise action, drama, and maybe a resolution or two broken before midnight.

Larry Grim: Indeed. This night carries the weight of finality, yet also the promise of new beginnings. The Saturn Dome whispers tales of triumph and despair alike.

Apple Kid: Triumph, despair…and nachos! Seriously, I brought a whole spread because I know this show’s gonna be a long one. Who wants sliders?

Tali Mach: While Apple Kid caters the party, let me remind you all that Xcite is entering a new era under my leadership. 2025 is going to be the year of dominance—the Tali Era! I’ve got plans to take Xcite to heights Havok can only dream of! If you want something done right, do it yourself!

Apple Kid: Does that include making sure we finally get heated seats at these outdoor venues? My butt’s frozen solid.

Tali Mach: Focus on the wrestling, Apple! Your cold ass is NOT my problem!

Nerma: Enough about frozen butts! Let’s talk about what’s on deck tonight. We’ve got everything from championship defenses to grudge matches. Oh, and don’t forget the massive Interbrand Battle Royales that are kicking off the show!

Tommy Dukes: Right, and we’re starting with the men’s Battle Royale. But before we do, let’s all raise a toast to the fans watching from home. Happy New Year, everyone!

Nerma: Here’s to another year of thrilling matches and the best fans in wrestling. Let’s get to it, and-

Tali Mach: TAKE IT TO THE RING! HAHA! YES! I SAID IT FIRST! Oh, is that your catchphrase Dukes? OH GOOD FOR YOU! 

Tommy Dukes: ...T-take it to the ring.

EBW: Last Clash 2024
Outside of the Saturn Dome, Saturn City
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0. Last Clash Men's Interbrand Battle Royale: Zyro Kurogane vs. Magnum PT vs. Picky Minch vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Point Man vs. Takumi Inui vs. LG Rod vs. Amigo vs. Serge vs. Crono vs. Magus vs. Geoff Garrett vs. Subculture vs. Jammer vs. Fray Tiburon vs. El Hijo Del Kiva vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Seto Kaiba  vs. Rey Dorado vs. Hooligan vs. Hotlanta vs. Jackson Kain vs. Mav Valentine vs. Jaden Yuki vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Hazen vs. Dick Wagner vs. Generator vs. Firebrand X vs. Grind 
-The chaos of the Men’s Interbrand Battle Royale kicked off the evening in grand fashion, featuring a packed ring full of competitors from all walks of EBW’s diverse roster. From the outset, it was a battle for survival, with alliances forming and dissolving faster than a New Year’s resolution.

Firebrand X, the masked veteran, went toe-to-toe with Grind in a brutal exchange that showcased their power and durability, before Firebrand seemingly eliminated himself and walked away. Meanwhile, the cunning Seto Kaiba used his intelligence and trickery to forge short-lived alliances, only to betray his partners at the most opportune moments. The enigmatic Magus and time-traveling Crono fought as he tried to avoid Serge, who himself was caught up battling it out with Amigo. Jammer sent Johnny Starbound over the ropes with a high elevation dropkick that left the new CXJ Champion livid on the outside.

The highlight of the match came when Rey Dorado leapt off the top rope with a breathtaking cannonball of sorts that took out half the competitors over the top rope.

The final four saw Zyro Kurogane, Magnum PT, Takumi Inui, and Point Man in an intense showdown. After a series of high-impact moves and near-eliminations, it was Zyro Kurogane who outlasted his opponents, with Takumi narrowly hitting the ground before him in a double elimination scenario. Zyro-K with the win. 
Winner: Zyro Kurogane by last eliminating Takumi Inui 

Tommy Dukes: Zyro-K with the win! He let it rip baby! 

Tali Mach: We gotta step up in Xcite! Gotta step up! I can't have this! Lucca?! Lucca, where are you?! 

Lucca: Right here sir! 

Tali Mach: Lucca! Take me back there! I have to go yell at some people about their jobs! 

Lucca: Yes sir! 

Larry Grim: And there goes our new Boss! 

Tommy Dukes: Is she….coming back?

Larry Grim: I dunno.



0. Last Clash Women's Interbrand Battle Royale: Christina Angel vs. Hope Mach vs. Paula vs. Val Dorado vs. Ami Mizuno vs. Cherry Akintola vs. Rei Hino vs. Christy Angel vs. Hilda Iceheart vs. Mitra Lennox vs. Darkness Aoi vs. Cheerleader Jenny vs. Ripper Jane vs. Yaten Kou vs. Taiki Kou 
-
The Women’s Interbrand Battle Royale was equally thrilling, showcasing the incredible talent of EBW’s female roster. Christina Angel and Hope Mach, both fan favorites, entered to deafening cheers. The friends and rivals were the center of attention in the opening minutes, as the Bad Dudettes shook hands before locking up. 

Val Dorado dazzled with her high-flying offense, executing a picture-perfect springboard hurricanrana on Cheerleader Jenny. Meanwhile, the Sailor Sensations, Ami Mizuno and Rei Hino, demonstrated seamless teamwork, using their planetary-themed attacks to dominate the competition. 

Christina Angel’s technical expertise shone as she eliminated Hilda Iceheart with a textbook Angel Driver onto the apron. Hope Mach was eliminated by Aoi and Lennox, but Ripper Jane got a measure of revenge by sacrificing herself to take Mitra over the top rope. The final moments came down to Christina Angel and Darkness Aoi, with the crowd on their feet for the hard-hitting exchange. In the end, Christina’s Angel Driver secured her victory and solidified her position on her new brand. 
Winner: Christina Angel by last eliminating Darkness Aoi 

Apple Kid: ALRIGHT! CHRISTINA WON IT! 

Larry Grim: She's not with us anymore Apple. She's a Renegade now. 

Apple Kid: OH NO! 

Nerma: And we're happy to have her! We have TWO Angels now! 

Larry Grim: It looks like Tali might send Tracy your way too! 

Nerma: LET'S NOT GET TOO HASTY NOW!

Backstage

A disheveled Jammer entered his locker room, as Benjamin was warming up for his main event match later in the night. 

Jammer: Well, that could have gone better! 

Benjamin: I'm sorry my friend, but there is always next year. 

Jammer: I suppose that's true for you too. Eh? Cause your match isn't until next year. 

Benjamin: …HA…HAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHA! VERY humorous! 

Jammer: It was a Dad joke. It's not THAT funny! 

?: I took found it quite amusing.

Jammer: Eh? 

Benjamin: It's you!

A familiar amphibian knight entered the locker room. 



Jammer: It's that frog dude…named Frog. *looks at the camera* That completes the Chrono Trigger set right? 

Benjamin: My fellow knight, who bequeathed the Masamune. 

Jammer: The move and the sword. 

Frog: Indeed. It's good to see you again, comrade. 

Benjamin: What are you doing here? 

Frog: Well, my allies appear to be engaged in mind altering strife, but I also came to see you. While once you were champion of this world, now you find yourself fighting to regain that glory. 

Jammer: Him and me both frog dude. 

Benjamin: We've fought with pride, and I have no regrets, but I do wish to rise up once again. 

Frog: Then it's time to do so. Grasp that Masamune, and use it to cleave the obstacles in your path. 

Jammer: Literally? It's good to have an object that is symbolic of your career. I wish I had one. 

Benjamin: …The orange ball? 

Jammer: Oh yeah! Vape ain't around to stuff them into a doll and pretend they're boobs! It's time to ball again! 

Benjamin: And it's time to do as you say Sir Frog. Tonight, I will cleave through the obstacles in my path, and I'll claim gold in the new year! 

Frog: ….That joke…I can't stop thinking about it baller friend. 

Benjamin: He's hilarious, but he never believes me when I tell him! 

Jammer: You guys are too easy! 

1. Havok - Lady Renegades Singles: Wendy Mustang vs. Ayla 
-Wendy Mustang and Ayla delivered a match filled with intensity and storytelling. Metal Rush member Ayla’s primal, unrelenting offense set the tone early, as she overpowered Wendy with crushing strikes and a devastating bear hug. The kind of match that made all the guys think about Snu Snu. What? Oh sorry, I lost my train of thought. Wendy, however countered Ayla’s brute strength with some of her own as she elbowed her way out of it.

Ayla’s near-victory came when she hoisted Wendy up for a thunderous powerbomb, but Wendy narrowly escaped, turning the momentum in her favor. The climax of the match saw Wendy execute a stunning Front Flip Lariat, earning her the hard-fought victory.
Winner: Wendy Mustang via Front Flip Lariat -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Wendy with a bit of an upset there! I think most pegged Ayla to-

Nerma: I peg Ayla to peg. That's how jacked she is, but Wendy threw her off, and once she hits that LARIAT-O it's all over! 

Tommy Dukes: The weapons that Paula and Schala are using for their Metal Rush have been hit or miss to be sure, but this war will definitely continue in the new year. 

Tali Mach: Alright I'm back! I would have been here sooner, but Lucca got LOST, and then I had to go yell at the women too! 

Tommy Dukes: We don't want Tracy! 

Tali Mach: Huh? NEITHER DO I! I want NO ONE on my brand who has wanted to "get all up in my guts".

Apple Kid: Welp! It's been an honor and a privilege working for Xcite, but-

Tali Mach: SIT DOWN APPLE! 

Apple Kid: Right! 

Larry Grim: What about Minako, Apple?

Apple Kid: …I'm a rotten Apple.

Tali Mach: Grrr! I'm so angry, and I'm just waiting for Trevor to play another prank on me! That silly clown! It makes a gal wonder what she sees in a guy. 

Nerma: Well we actually have some words from Trevor right now! Let's take a look!



Trevor Mach: Hey babe, don't worry, no jokes from me tonight, except for the fact that I'm going to be back in the saddle again, and I need to ask you for some advice on that. I know I'm a clown sometimes. You can take the Trevor out of the clown, but you can't take the Trevor out of Tali. Wait, I screwed that up. Moving on! Boz, you shocked me, and you shocked the world. Gonna flip the script on you tonight! You were the better man last time, but this time, I want you to make sure that you beat me before you celebrate. You make sure you have that win, because if you blink for one second, I'm gonna GET ya! 

-

Tali Mach: …..

Apple Kid: Tali? 

Tali Mach: …Alright…he's allowed to get all up in my guts. He's got rizz. 

Larry Grim: He does?

Apple Kid: What even IS rizz? 

Tali Mach: I don't know. He wrote this. 

Apple Kid: He what?!

Tali Mach: Say, you know who I love? The Sailor Sensations! They're up new in EBW Women's Tag Team Championship ACTION!

2. Xcite - EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Usagi Tsukino(c)/Minako Aino(c) vs. Erica/Gianna Rambaldi 
-The defending champions, Usagi Tsukino and Minako Aino, entered the ring radiating the magic and confidence of the legendary Sailor Sensations. Their opponents, Erica and Gianna Rambaldi, brought a no-nonsense attitude and a clear size advantage, determined to dethrone the champions and reclaim their "royalty" through the EBW Women's Tag Team Championships.

The match began with Erica and Gianna isolating Usagi, using brutal double-team maneuvers to wear her down. However, the tides turned when Minako tagged in, unleashing a flurry of strikes and suplexes that electrified the crowd. The Sailor Sensations displayed their signature teamwork, culminating in Usagi’s dazzling V Trigger to secure the victory and retain their titles.
Winners: Usagi Tsukino/Minako Aino[o] via V Trigger -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tali Mach: That's my ladies! Yeah! Usagi and Minako are really coming into their own here, and that keeps the belts away from those uptight prisses! You love to see it. 

Larry Grim: Aren't we supposed to be impartial? 

Tali Mach: I'm the Boss now. I didn't care before, but now I REALLY don't care! 

Tommy Dukes: Well what I care about is being an EBW mark, and I LOVE the classics! Ness and Poo were just kids when EBW kicked off, so it's not like we're seeing a battle of old timers, but they're definitely veterans. They're the OGs of EBW, and the two friends turned rivals are going  to face off one on one next, and I can't WAIT! 

Nerma: Then shut up, so we can get to it! 

Tommy Dukes: Right!

3. Havok - Singles: Ness vs. Poo
-Ness and Poo, long-time friends and rivals from their EarthBound adventures, brought their storied history into the ring once again for a match that was both nostalgic and hard-hitting. Poo’s mastery of grappling and martial arts kept Ness on the defensive early on, as he targeted Ness’s limbs with precision strikes and holds.

Ness rallied with the fans behind him, delivering a series of high-impact moves that had the crowd roaring. The turning point came when Ness countered Poo’s attempted submission with a jaw-dropping PK Rockin’ OMEGA!, securing the pinfall and proving once again why he’s a force to be reckoned with. Poo tried to attack him again after the match, but Cade Yaggis, Little Mac, and Subculture kept him at bay. Rufus Poochyfud ordered Poo to let it go, but the anger was cracking through his Mu attitude. 
Winner: Ness via PK Rockin' OMEGA! -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Ness with the win! The hero we deserve! The hero we need! We're glad to see him fighting for justice once again! He represents everything that Eagleland is all about! 

Apple Kid: Someone else that represents Eagleland is Tack Angel, and he'll be in action later tonight, but so will Makoto Kino, who earned a shot at the EBW Women's Championship! 

Tali Mach: Why bring that up so randomly? 

Apple Kid: We're going backstage with both of them right now? 

Tali Mach: Oh. Good job then.

Backstage

Tack was doing squats as Makoto was changing behind a curtain. 

Tack Angel: Should I really be in here Mako-chan?

Makoto Kino: Mako-chan? When did you start calling me that?

Tack Angel: Literally just now. 

Makoto Kino: Oh! I think I like it! 

Tack Angel: I think I like you! 

Makoto Kino: Well I would surely hope so! 

Tack Angel: I want to thank you for believing in me when I was under the influence of darkness. I feel like I've been on a journey for years, trying to find who I am. You know what I found out? I was HAPPY when I was John Tack. I was HAPPY when I was a hero people could believe in, and I was HAPPY when I held to all those sentiments some might call cheesy. This is the real Tack Angel. The BEST version of myself, and I wouldn't be complete without you. 

Makoto Kino: Oh Tack, that's so sweet. I feel the same way, like we've always been finding our way back to each other, but in a more profound way than I first thought. As if we were already united in another life, and I've been craving to have that back. 

Tack Angel: Me too, but it wasn't me that made that happen. It was you. I just wish I knew how I could repay you.

Makoto came out from behind the curtain in her new wrestling gear, and stared hypnotically at Tack. 

Tack Angel: Mako-chan? You alright?



Makoto Kino: Oh I'm great, and don't worry about paying me back. Just…keep wearing those tights. 

Tack Angel: Eh? Alright then! You got it!

4. Xcite - No Rules 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Rama Raju/Void vs. Snakebite/Troy/Karasu
-The No Rules 6-Man Tag lived up to its name, delivering chaos from the moment the bell rang. Bashin Dan, Rama Raju, and Void entered as the underdog team, taking on the more ruthless Snakebite, Troy, and Karasu. Weapons were introduced early, with Snakebite smashing a steel chair over Dan's back and Karasu wielding a kendo stick to try and bring down the dark avenger Void. Preacher Ra and The Auditor lurked around the ring, but so too did Rama Raju's ally and dear friend Komaram Bheem. 

Rama Raju displayed his impressive agility, leaping over the top rope to take out Troy and Karasu with a perfectly executed corkscrew plancha. Meanwhile, Void's dark and methodical style came into play as he locked Snakebite in a painful clutch submission hold, grinding him down. However, SUFFER's teamwork proved overwhelming at times, as Troy and Karasu double-teamed EBW Champion Dan on the outside, sending him through a table with a powerbomb.

The turning point came when Bashin Dan rallied, using a chain to fend off Snakebite. The crowd erupted as Void hit his Chaos Theory on Snakebite, who ran into Void trying to get away from Dan. Void pinned him for the victory.
Winners: Bashin Dan/Rama Raju/Void[o] via Chaos Theory to Snakebite -> Pin

Larry Grim: That's a big win for the EBW Champion Bashin Dan, Rama Raju, and the dark avenger Void! 

Tali Mach: I want to know who THAT Void is. Something very familiar about him! In any case, I'm glad to have him on my roster. 

Apple Kid: And WE'RE happy to announce that EBW has a new long term sponsor! Cafe Noir Coffee! A franchise that was born out of one location apparently! 

Tali Mach: Hmm? I'm not big on coffee. 

Larry Grim: You HAVE to try this coffee. Here is a sample given to you by THE mascot for Cafe Noir. IT'S JAVA COFFINGTOOOOOOON! 

Tali Mach: Java Coffingto-



Tali Mach: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Larry Grim: Tali! Tali! Calm down! Tali, that's just Java Coffington! He's the mascot for Cafe Noir Coffee! 

Tommy Dukes: Maybe ask him to back up a little, because up next, Trevor Mach will put the VBW Championship on the line against Boz in an Extreme Bushido rematch! Titles and reputations are on the line.

Down the road from the plaza, Boz was seen walking slowly towards the audience and the ring. 



Boz: I wanted to fight titans, and instead I found a fraud. You didn't come to me at your best, and you think you've had enough time to recover from our last confrontation to put up a fight this time? You wanted to know what I'm all about. You wanted to know why I'm here. If you survive tonight, you might find out. If you survive. 

5. Havok - VBW Championship Extreme Bushido Rules: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Boz 
-The stakes were high as Trevor Mach defended the VBW Championship under Extreme Bushido Rules against the towering and unpredictable drifter Boz. The man has been working from the bottom, and shocked the world with a win over Mach, and this match would see a combination of styles come into play. No disqualifications or ring outs, but you can only win by knockout, submission, or choke out. From the opening moments, the atmosphere was electric, with chants of "Wild Wolf" echoing through the crowd. Trevor entered the ring with determination, his body a canvas of scars from countless battles, but the month off seemed to rejuvenate him, while Boz exuded unhinged energy, wielding barbed-wire around his arm.

The match began with an intense staredown, quickly escalating as Boz swung his barbed-wire fist . Trevor ducked and countered with a devastating chain-wrapped punch to Boz's midsection. The two brawled around the ring, exchanging strikes that echoed like gunshots. Chairs and kendo sticks became weapons in their arsenal, with each man using their environment to inflict maximum pain.

Boz gained the upper hand with a thunderous powerslam onto a pile of chairs, leaving Trevor writhing in pain. Not one to stay down, Trevor retaliated by suplexing Boz through a table propped in the corner. Blood began to flow as Boz introduced thumbtacks, scattering them across the mat before attempting to chokeslam Trevor onto them. The champion reversed the move into a DDT, driving Boz's head into the tacks and leaving the crowd roaring.

The climax came when Boz set a table ablaze, intent on ending Trevor's reign with a fiery exclamation point. However, Trevor countered with a spinebuster through the flaming table, the crowd erupting in shock and awe. Boz somehow shook it off, and hit a hard shot that looked to trap Mach in the powerbomb. Wounded but relentless, Trevor heled onto Boz through the powerbomb and locked in the Trevor Triangle Choke. He turned it into a Machoplata, forcing Boz to actually tap out amidst the wreckage. 
Winner: Trevor Mach via Machoplata -> Submission -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: He did it! Trevor made Boz tap out! The aged drifter finally takes a straight up loss, and it's because he did the one thing Trevor told him not to do. He blinked. 

Nerma: Boz looks pissed! He's storming away while Trevor tries to talk to him. He's in pursuit.

Boz could be seen heading backstage, where he walked by Robo and Lucca. Justice Mach walked up to him trying to say hello, but Boz pushed him away as he stormed off. Justice hit his head against the wall as he fell to the ground, as Trevor ran up in anger. 

Trevor Mach: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? 

Boz: ….

Lucca: *gasp*

Robo: Oh no, I have failed my mission. 

Trevor Mach: Why?! Why did you do that?! Justice! Justice, are you alright?!

Justice began to bleed from his mouth as Trevor picked him up and carried him to the hospital. He locked eyes with Boz as he ran by. 

-

Tali Mach: …Lucca….LUCCA! Get over here! Roll me over there so I can tear that guy APART! I'll do it myself! 

Tommy Dukes: There she goes. 

Nerma: I don't blame her. Boz didn't take that loss well, and he took it out on a little boy! 

Tommy Dukes: I think it's safe to say the Machs aren't done with Boz, not after that. 

Nerma: We have to try and shift tracks and refocus, but if we hear any updates on Justice Mach, we'll let you know. In the meantime, it's pay back time for Cade Yaggis! He wants to settle things with Sal Paradise, and now is as good a time as any! Cade Yaggis had a killer year, and it's time to see if he can cap it off with a win, or will Sal Paradise play spoiler again?  

6. Havok - Singles: Cade Yaggis vs. Sal Paradise 
-Cade Yaggis and Sal Paradise brought their contrasting styles to a thrilling singles and heated match. Cade, the shooter with a hair trigger, looked to dominate the quicker and more technically proficient Sal, and make him pay for costing him the World Championship. From the outset, Sal used his agility to evade Cade’s attempts at grappling, peppering him with dropkicks and arm drags to keep him off balance.

Cade’s frustration mounted as Sal seemed to avoid head on conflict, and seemed to want to say something to Cade. He executed a flawless diving crossbody for an early near-fall though, as he tried to bring it to a quick end. The turning point came when Cade caught Sal mid-air during a springboard attempt, transitioning into a brutal spinning spinebuster. Cade began to assert his dominance, punishing Sal with stiff forearms and a thunderous overhead belly-to-belly suplex.

Despite the punishment, Sal’s resilience shone through as he finally mounted a fiery comeback. He hit a series of quick strikes and a jaw-dropping hurricanrana that sent Cade crashing into the turnbuckle. Sal capitalized with a high-risk Perfect Sky splash, but Cade kicked out at two, the crowd firmly on the edge of their seats.

The end came when Sal attempted a tornado DDT, only for Cade to counter with the Cadebreaker out of nowhere. The devastating move left Sal motionless as Cade secured the pin.
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Cadebreaker -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Cade Yaggis does it! The Trigger Man just beat a legend, but it was a legend who took some time to warm up here. He didn't seem to even want to fight Cade. Did he not want to give him the satisfaction? What is going on with the former People's Choice?

Larry Grim: Well, it looks like we have some good news to report. Apparently Justice Mach just bit his tongue on the impact, but they're going to continue evaluation and see if he suffered any trauma from the impact. If we learn anything, we'll keep you up to date! In the meantime, it's time to dive back into the feud between the Dark Kingdom, and the Crew/Sensations alliance, as the "Star Spangled Prince" Tack Angel and Seiya Kou take on Colby Roads and Mamoru Chiba! 

7. Xcite - Tag: Tack Angel/Seiya Kou vs. Colby Roads/Mamoru Chiba
-The tag team clash between Tack Angel, the "Star Spangled Prince," and his partner Seiya Kou against the "Eagleland Cheese" Colby Roads and Mamoru Chiba was a showcase of teamwork and strategy. Tack, with his flamboyant Eagleland charisma, played to the crowd while Seiya brought a high-octane, aerial style. On the opposite side, Colby’s technical 3-Star mastery and Mamoru’s brute force made them a formidable pair.

The match started with Tack and Colby exchanging holds, their technical proficiency on full display. Tack’s strength allowed him to gain an early advantage, tossing Colby with a series of big kicks and suplexes. However, a blind tag from Mamoru turned the tide, as he floored Tack with a shoulder tackle and a crushing powerslam.

Seiya entered the fray, using his speed to outmaneuver Mamoru. A breathtaking springboard moonsault to the outside brought the crowd to their feet, temporarily taking out both Mamoru and Colby. The momentum shifted back and forth, with near-falls keeping everyone on edge. Colby’s pinpoint precision shone when he hit a devastating superkick on Tack, but Seiya broke up the pin at the last moment.

In the final moments, Tack set up for his signature WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver, but Mamoru jabbed him in the eye with a thorny rose, and Colby took advantage with the Cheese Shredder that sealed the victory. The match ended with Colby and Mamoru celebrating their stolen win. Tack held his eye as Colby declared himself the chosen icon of EBW. 
Winners: Colby Roads[o]/Mamoru Chiba via Cheese Shredder on Tack Angel -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Oh no! Tack is clutching at his eye! Can we get EMTs to look at him! That was an underhanded tactic by Mamoru Chiba! I'd offer up an eye, but I don't have any! 

Apple Kid: "The Eagleland Cheese" and the Tuxedo dude screwed over our Eagleland hero, but here comes Geoff Garrett, Point Man, Magnum PT, and Jaden Yuki to help him to the back. What a close knit group. Truly, they are Defenders of Everything. 

Larry Grim: Folks, the shock can't linger, we're running out of time! We have to start the next match immediately, so in the worst case scenario, the next match hits a time limit draw at 11:59. Yes, that's how we're always done in case you wondered how we timed it so well when it's not predetermined, and is very real. Queen Beryl defending against Makoto Kino! Let's do this! 

8. Xcite - Last Match of 2024 EBW Women's Championship: Queen Beryl(c) vs. Makoto Kino
-The final match of 2024 was a dramatic battle for the EBW Women’s Championship, as the dark and devious Queen Beryl faced the fiery and determined Makoto Kino. Beryl entered with her usual air of dominance, the championship glinting on her shoulder, while Makoto’s intense gaze reflected her unwavering resolve.

The match began with Beryl using underhanded tactics, raking Makoto’s eyes and pulling her hair to gain an early advantage. She worked methodically, targeting Makoto’s back with a series of backbreakers and a camel clutch, taunting her all the while. The crowd rallied behind Makoto, willing her to fight back.

Makoto found an opening, countering a suplex attempt with a thunderous clothesline that shifted the momentum. She followed up with powerful strikes, including a spinning backfist that left Beryl reeling. The challenger’s athleticism shone as she executed a missile dropkick, nearly securing the pinfall.

The climax saw interference from Beryl’s allies, but Makoto fought them off with fiery determination. Seizing the opportunity, she delivered the Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex, bridging perfectly for the three-count. The crowd erupted as Makoto was crowned the new EBW Women’s Champion, ending 2024 on a high note.
Winner: Makoto Kino via Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Champion! 

Larry Grim: SHE DID IT! 

Apple Kid: YES! MAKOTO! SHE'S THE EBW WOMEN'S CHAMPION! YEEEEEAH! 

Larry Grim: And look, here comes Tack to celebrate with her, complete with a red, white and blue eye patch! I bet THAT'S gonna be for sale after tonight!



Tommy Dukes: We're thrilled guys, but it's about that time! 

Nerma: That was the last match of 2024, and it was awesome, but it's time to look towards the future. Are we ready? Let's do this! 

Tommy, Nerma, Larry, Apple: 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Tommy Dukes: It's 2025, and we're kicking it off right, with Havok Renegades UNLEASHED! Boomtown will defend the Television Championship against the "Mystic Bout Machine" Benjamin! For the first time in 2025, let's TAKE IT TO THE RING!!! 

The ground began to rumble, as Sophia the 3rd rolled up to the ring with the World and Television Champion Boomtown riding atop it. 




9. Havok - First Match of 2025 EBW Television Championship: Boomtown(c) vs. Benjamin
-As the clock struck midnight, the first match of 2025 commenced, with Boomtown defending the EBW Television Championship against the technically gifted Benjamin. The atmosphere was electric, the crowd buzzing with anticipation as the two men locked up in the center of the ring.

Boomtown’s explosive gave him an early advantage, and he overpowered Benjamin with a series of body slams and a crushing bear hug. The Mystic Bout Machine used his agility to escape, countering with quick arm drags and dropkicks that kept Boomtown off balance. The match spilled to the outside, where Benjamin executed a breathtaking spear, sending Boomtown crashing into the barricade.

Back in the ring, Boomtown regained control with a thunderous spinebuster, nearly securing the pinfall. However, Benjamin’s resilience was on full display as he kicked out and mounted a comeback. A flurry of strikes culminated in a beautiful bridging Hagen suplex, but Boomtown powered out at two. Boomtown tried to hit a Here Comes the Boom, but Benjamin managed to escape it, sending Boomtown crashing to the mat with a thud. Looking over to Frog, he lifted up Boomtown above his head. Hotlanta and Generator tried to come down and break up the match, but Frog held them off with his sword, while Benjamin brought Boomtown down with his Masamune, the move not the sword. The impact left Boomtown motionless, and Benjamin secured the pinfall, becoming the new EBW Television Champion to a thunderous ovation.
Winner: Benjamin via Masamune -> Pin -> NEW EBW Television Champion! 

Tommy Dukes: Benji with the win! With Frog's encouragement, he's humbled the young braggart Boomtown, who is leaving amidst the jeers of the crowd. For the most part it was a feel good night from top to bottom, but when it was rough it was really rough. 

Larry Grim: Indeed. Justice Mach remains under evaluation, and Colby Roads' ego can be seen a few cities over. However, we have a lot of momentum rolling into this new year. It's officially Victory Explosion season everybody! Yep, we're starting it now, taking as many months as possible…like Christmas! 

Nerma: Goodnight everybody, and HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

Backstage

The Auditor stood silently as Preacher Ra paced back and forth in a panic.

Preacher Ra: I don't get it! I just don't GET IT! This was never part of the deal! 

The Auditor: Deals come with a lot of fine print, but the terms have not been breached, I assure you. Trust me, we're not pleased with the outcome of things either.

Preacher Ra: He just keeps coming. He just won't stop! No one else is taking his attention, and nothing we're doing is getting him to STOP! 

The Auditor: It intrigues me what propels Void. For months, an unceasing torrent of rage directed at us. They call him a dark avenger now. How quaint. Ra, when you opened the box and made the connection, we came to terms on a deal. You forgot that deal for a while thanks to the meddling of others who wished to diminish us, but we will not cease, and we will carry out the bargain, to show the world the meaning of pain. I don't back out of deals, and I always play the long game to get the desired result. You wouldn't like me if I couldn't, trust me. I must be going now. I found a new lost soul to audit, and I long to write up their sins. 

Preacher Ra: Dig this man, if I don't see some results, I'm going to back out of the deal myself! *sigh* This is getting ridiculous. That Karasu couldn't finish him off, and-

Suddenly the lights in the hallway flickered.Ra looked over his shoulder, and saw Void standing at the end of the hallway, watching him quietly. As the lights flicked, Void slowly crept forward. Ra was frozen in place as Void stared directly into his eyes. 

Void: Why am I doing what I'm doing? Do I need motive? Do I need a plan? Why can't you kill me? You can't kill an idea. When will I stop? Never.

The lights blinked off, and when they blinked back on, he was gone. 

Preacher Ra: *sigh* We'll see about that. 

Tali Mach's Office

Tali Mach grinned from ear to ear as Tracy and Erica stood in front of her desk. 

Tali Mach: Do you two have any idea how long I've waited for this moment? This VERY moment? I'd be jumping up and down with glee, but obviously I CAN'T! Hehe…two of the biggest pains in my ass that ever existed. 

Tracy: Tali, I think you need to understand that the past is the past, and it's time to forgive. It says in the good book that. 
Tali Mach: I'm not buying it Tracy. It's just another grift for you! You're just like your Mom…who is my Step Mo- *gags* I try not to think about that. Erica, do you have something to say?

Erica: …I'm not giving you the satisfaction. 

Tali Mach: Oh ho ho! But I'm already satisfied! I see the look for disgust on your face and I LOVE IT! Ladies, I love wrestling! I have the power to make Xcite into something special, and that's what I'm going to do. I'm feeling so great, that I'm even going to let you both stick around! 

Tracy: You are?

Tali Mach: Some psychos out there actually watch for you, so who am I to deprive them of their sick thrills, eh? But know this *bleep*es, you're on THIN ICE! One wrong move and it's your badge…I mean you're fired! Forgot what I was doing for a minute! Now get out of my office! 

Lucca: You seemed to enjoy that, Sir. 

Tali Mach: That almost makes the whole paralysis thing worth it….almost. Oh we're going to have some fun Lucca. It's time I got to have some fun. I'm going to make Xcite what I think it should be. The *cocks fist* NEW ERA begins tonight! 

Lucca: What was that? 

Tali Mach: A meme. 

Lucca: Oh. 

Tali Mach: Like Trevor once said when he was EBW President…"Alright EBW, show me what you've got!"




Larry Grim: Welcome to the Twoson Mall in….well Twoson! It was never going to be in Fourside! That would be weird. Speaking of weird, I'm Larry Grim, joined by Apple Kid! 

Apple Kid: Yo! 

Larry Grim: You might be asking where Tali is? Well she's the Boss of Xcite now, so she can't be at the desk all the time, but we're happy to have our friend and colleague running the show! That last guy….didn't know what he was doing.

Apple Kid: You can't blame the Board of Directors. They don't watch the product! They didn't know! 

Larry Grim: …I really feel like I CAN blame them because they SHOULD be watching the show. 

Apple Kid: …That's a fantastic point actually. 

Larry Grim: The Tali Mach era of Xcite technically began on Ravage, but that was just her witnessing the last actions of a mad man who doesn't know how to grow a company…in my own skeletal opinion.  We're not alone on this maiden voyage, as we're joined by EBW Champion Bashin Dan, who will get to witness first hand the matches that will determine his opponent for New Year Rising. 

Bashin Dan: It's great to be here. I love the thrill of the action! Even when I'm not the one in the ring, I thrive just witnessing it. I can't get enough! I'm afraid it'll never be enough! What happens when I get old and still want to wrestle? 

Apple Kid: You'll wear a shirt in the ring. 

Bashin Dan: Oh! I guess that's not so bad. 

Apple Kid: It's really not! 

Larry Grim: Tonight, we'll crown a new #1 Contender, but we'll also see NEW EBW Women's Champion Makoto Kino in action with Rei Hino as they take on Taiki and Yaten Kou, the Dark Kingdom Starlights! Seiya is not happy to see them competing in EBW on the side of Queen Beryl. 

Bashin Dan: Tack Angel will also be able to settle a score tonight, am I right? 

Apple Kid: Are you looking off my notes? That's right Dan, he'll be taking on Mamoru Chiba tonight! I understand we have some words from the "Star Spangled Prince" regarding this? Let's check it out! 

Bashin Dan: Hey Tack! 

Apple Kid: It's pre-recorded. 

Bashin Dan: Oh.


 

Tack Angel: It’s me, Tack Angel, the Star Spangled Prince, and I’ve been takin’ a real close look at this so-called hero, Mamoru Chiba! Now don’t get me wrong, Stargazers, once upon a time, he may have been a shining example for those bright-eyed boys in the crowd. But these days, he’s droppin’ the ball—and when you drop the ball, you’re lettin’ down those little dudes who look up to you!

I’ve seen every handshake he’s ducked, every kid’s dream he’s put on hold. Mamoru, you used to inspire the next generation to stand tall and fight for what’s right, and you did it in a TUXEDO, but now you’re nowhere to be found when they need you most. Well, fear not, my faithful fans, because the Star Spangled Prince is HERE to pick up the slack and show every young star-chaser out there how we get it done!

And that’s why I’m unveiling my brand-new, supercharged TACKTICAL TIPS for all my lil’ angels who still believe in heroism and heart:

Stand Proud, Stand Strong: Keep that chin up and those shoulders back! Confidence in yourself is the first step to winnin’ any fight.

Train Like a Champion: Do your push-ups, drink your milk, and practice, practice, practice—’cause skill is built with sweat!

Help Your Fellow Man: Never forget, a true hero puts others first. Lift up your friends, your neighbors, even your rivals if they’re down—’cause that’s how real stars shine!

Never Quit on Yourself: You might stumble, you might fall, but as long as you get back up swingin’, you’ll always be a winner in my book!

Mamoru Chiba, time tonight I knock some sense into you!

EBW: Xcite 
Twoson Mall, Twoson
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1. EBW #1 Contender Qualifier: Colby Roads vs. Pirate Bill
-Pirate Bill entered the ring boasting his usual swashbuckling swagger, wearing tattered trousers and an eye patch to sell the adventurous persona. Colby Roads, on the other hand, emerged to overwhelming boos. He tried throwing his weight belt out to the crowd, and they just threw it right back at him.

Once the bell rang, the pace quickly accelerated. Pirate Bill kicked things off with a classic tie-up, transitioning into a headlock that gave him the early advantage. Colby used his speed and technical prowess to evade Bill’s lunging strikes. A crisp sequence of chain wrestling followed, with Colby executing a headlock takeover and Bill reversing with a leg scissors. The back-and-forth exchange showcased Bill’s surprising ring IQ, but Colby’s agility gave him the upper hand. Throughout the match, Colby tried underhanded tactics—raking the eyes and using the ropes for leverage during a pin attempt—but the referee caught on each time, halting his momentum.

Late in the match, he rallied with a barrage of forearms and a spine-tingling dropkick. Sensing victory, he positioned Pirate Bill into position for his Cheese Shredder. He held the ropes as the ref counted the 1-2-3! The 3-Star General punched his ticket into the next stage of the #1 Contender series.
Winner: Colby Roads via Cheese Shredder -> Pin 

Larry Grim: And Colby Roads with the win! It was good to see Pirate Bill back in action, but the cheese stands alone! 

Bashin Dan: Going to keep my eye on him. He's with Queen Beryl now, and that spells trouble for everyone else. 

Apple Kid: He advances to the next phase, but we have so much more to go! I'm being yelled at by Tali to move it along, so let's do just THAT! 

2. EBW #1 Contender Qualifier: Geoff Garrett vs. CP Munk
-The second qualifier featured the beloved Geoff Garrett taking on the deceptively skilled CP Munk. The opening minutes displayed CP Munk’s quickness against Garrett’s ring savvy. Munk evaded a lockup attempt and delivered a swift series of arm drags. Garrett recovered and battered Munk until a cheap thumb to the eye, slowed the match down to a methodical pace. Double G began targeting CP Munk’s left arm, cleverly locking in a hammerlock and slamming the limb against the turnbuckles to weaken his opponent’s agility. Despite the punishment, CP Munk mounted sporadic comebacks, hitting a springboard crossbody and a slick backflip dropkick that had the fans on their feet.

In the end, Garrett’s precision and experience paid dividends. Spotting an opening, he whipped Munk into the ropes, planted him with a hard elbow, and set him up for The Stroke. The authoritative impact sealed CP Munk’s fate as Garrett secured the three-count. 
Winner: Geoff Garrett via The Stroke -> Pin

Bashin Dan: Awesome! Good job Double G! Love that guy! 

Larry Grim: Doesn't everyone? The Final Outlaw wants another run at the top. 

Apple Kid: Earlier he told me Slappy New Year. Eh? Slappy New Year! Instead of happy….he said slappy! I thought it was great! 

Tali Mach's Office

Tali and Lucca watched Geoff Garrett celebrate from the monitor that had "TaliTron" taped to the top of it. 

Lucca: This is going well so far, but if you actually want a real TaliTron, I can make you on-

Tali Mach: We're on a budget here Lucca! 

Lucca: You just fired a whole bunch of people.

Tali Mach: And then decided to HIRE some more! Keep up! 

Lucca: Oh yeah? Who did you hire? 

Tali Mach: I thought you'd never ask!

Tali pointed to the door. It did not open. 

Lucca: Sir, I-

Tali Mach: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! 

Lucca: …

Tali Mach: …

Lucca: …

Tali Mach: ….OPEN THE DOOR!

Lucca opened the door, and a young man stepped through.



Lucca: This is the young man you hired? 

Tali Mach: That's right! Yugi Moto! 

Yami Yugi: Actually, I'm Yami Yugi! 

Tali Mach: Whoa! The voice on that kid! Very deep! With hair like that, I bet you've never lost a game of "Who's the Protagonist?" 

Yami Yugi: I hail from ancient Scaraba! A long since buried Pharaoh, I once ruled over the land, commanding magicians, dragons, and the very ground beneath my feet! 

Tali Mach: Alright! I'm getting very excited about this! 

Lucca: Do you actually believe he's a Pharoah of ancient Scaraba?

Tali Mach: The *bleep* does it matter? HE believes it! I can tell. 

Yami Yugi: I was unrivaled in my time, and now I stand here in modern time as KING! So Lucca, will you accept my challenge, or will you bow to the whims of my majesty! 

Lucca: Wait what? You're challenging me? 

Tali Mach: Oh this just got so much better! I had a good feeling about this one! Finally, someone who GETS IT! Ebb forth your mighty providence, oh Pharaoh, and let you and Lucca upheave the ground with your battle! 

Lucca: *fixes glasses* You're enjoying this too much. 

Yami Yugi: THEN IT'S TIME, TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! Wh-where's your deck? 

Lucca: My what? 

Tali Mach: Her D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DECK? 

Yami Yugi: Yes! Also the hologram projectors! Where are they? Are we doing this analog? We'll have to clear off the desk. 

Lucca: What are you talking about? 

Yami Yugi: I'm trying to duel you…in Duel Monsters? 

Tali Mach: OH *bleep* HE'S ANOTHER ONE THOSE CARD NERDS! 

Lucca: Oh! I actually LIKE Duel Monsters! 

Tali Mach: Really? You like Duel Monsters? OH GOOD FOR YOU! We need you wrestle! Please tell me you can wrestle? I was hoping for another Bashin Dan, I didn't know it would be THIS litera-

Yami Yugi: BASHIN DAN! His Battle Spirit is not match for my Duel Monsters! Oh, you'd better believe I can wrestle! I can do everything HE can! Just you wait and see. For now, I will take my Millenium Puzzle and teenage boy's body, and prepare for my debut! 

Tali Mach: Teenage boy's what now? 

3. Women's Tag: Makoto Kino/Rei Hino vs. Yaten Kou/Taiki Kou 
-The atmosphere grew electric as two beloved Sailor Soldiers—Makoto Kino and Rei Hino—joined forces to face the idol-like duo of Yaten Kou and Taiki Kou. The crowd roared for the fan-favorite team of EBW Women's Champion Makoto and Rei. Yaten and Taiki, known for their breathtaking athleticism, played to the crowd with idol poses, drawing mixed reactions.

Right from the bell, Taiki Kou tried to out-grapple Makoto with a snug waist lock and swift takedown, but Makoto’s strength advantage was evident as she powered out, using a judo throw to break free. Rei Hino entered the fray soon after, launching rapid forearms and a crisp snap suplex on Yaten. The duo’s synergy shone with tandem maneuvers—Makoto’s thunderous chop combos followed by Rei’s swift kicks to the ribs. Despite absorbing significant punishment, Yaten and Taiki showcased their own cohesive teamwork, executing double dropkicks and lightning-quick tags.

The momentum swung like a pendulum until Makoto tapped into her signature power, stunning Taiki with a massive spinning lariat. Sensing the end was near, she lifted Taiki for her finisher, a spectacular Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex that combined her raw strength with an explosive bridging pin. The referee’s hand hit the mat for three, signaling a triumphant victory for Makoto Kino and Rei Hino. 
Winners: Makoto Kino[o]/Rei Hino via Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex on Taiki Kou -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Makoto and Rei Hino pick up the win, but Queen Beryl is watching, and she's none too happy to have lost her championship, let alone to one of the Sailor Sensations. The Sensations are on top of the division right, but it's a division I'm sure Tali intends to shake up!

Tali's Office

Tali was staring down Picky, who seemed confused as to why he was there. 

Tali Mach: You. 

Picky Minch: Me? 

Tali Mach: I like you. 

Picky Minch: Great! 

Tali Mach: Unless you're helping my husband with his pranks. You're not, are you? 

Picky Minch: If I am, it's unknowingly? 

Tali Mach: Yeah, that tends to be his MO. That's Modus Operandi. Listen Picky, this EBS deal is great and all, but I don't really want an EBS Championship. I don't really want an Xcite Championship either. Titles are supposed to matter. They're supposed to have prestige and lineage. What are we fighting over? What's the point? TK just wanted a hundred titles and a hundred television shows! I want to distill EBW back down to what matters, and part of that is EXPLOITATION OF PATRIOTISM! 

Picky Minch: Huh? 

Tali Mach: I'm going to put together a mini tournament of sorts, I think. An EBS Championship match, and an Xcite Championship match. The winners of those matches will meet up to crown a new EBW Eagleland Champion! 

Picky Minch: Great, I guess? 

Tali Mach: It IS great. It IS great. I need to undo all this damage TK caused. I need to show the fans that we're listening, and I was sick of it too! Hmmm….call Tack, Geoff, and Seiya.

Lucca: Right away sir. 

4. EBW #1 Contender Qualifier: Seiya Kou vs. Firebrand X 
-With another spot in the #1 Contender match on the line, Seiya Kou—best known for his charismatic stage presence and high-flying maneuvers—faced the legendary masked enigma, Firebrand X. The crowd was abuzz for this clash of styles: Seiya’s flash versus Firebrand X’s intense, methodical approach. Firebrand X, sporting a black and crimson mask variant of his mask, marched stoically to the ring, while Seiya dazzled spectators with an energetic entrance filled with pyro and theatrical poses.

From the get-go, Seiya tried to keep Firebrand X off-balance with a flurry of dropkicks and springboard attacks. Firebrand X, unfazed, strategically targeted Seiya’s midsection, catching him in mid-flight with a punishing backbreaker that sucked the wind right out of the idol’s lungs. The masked man then dragged Seiya into the corner to unleash repeated stomps, methodically wearing him down. Despite this calculated aggression, Seiya rallied on pure adrenaline, thrilling the audience with a desperate top-rope crossbody and a near-fall that had the referee’s hand inches away from the mat.

Firebrand X refused to be toppled. After shaking off the crossbody, he caught Seiya with a thunderous lariat and immediately transitioned into position for his devastating Fire Thunder Driver. The ring rattled upon impact, and the three-count was academic. By vanquishing Seiya in decisive fashion, Firebrand X now stood on the brink of a championship opportunity, reminding everyone why he’s hailed as one of EBW’s most dangerous competitors.
Winner: Firebrand X via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin 

Bashin Dan: I'm glad to see Firebrand X back in EBW. He's a former World Champion, and he's won the E1 Climax just like me. 

Apple Kid: I mean technically Arremer, but that's a whole other thing. 

Bashin Dan: That's an opponent I'd love to put my EBW Championship on the line against. 

Larry Grim: We'd like to see that too. I believe this reign as champion, in which you carried Xcite since Victory Explosion of LAST YEAR, has been the one that truly solidified you as a bona fide legend in our sport. 

Bashin Dan: I appreciate that, but I don't want to be considered a legend. That means I have nowhere else to go. Only big and better challenges for me. I heard a concept that caught my ear. Something about EBW instituting SUPER Championships eventually. Now whatever THAT is…that's something I want to fight for!

Larry Grim: Another great champion of EBW was Rama Raju, who also carried our brand for a solid year. Nothing short of incredible. He and Komaram Bheem will be in tag action on Ravage, so you won't want to miss that! It's on EBS, despite Tali's objections to the second show.

Tali's Office

Tali sat appraising El Hijo Del Kiva, as she tossed the Trios Championships into the trash. 

Tali Mach: That handles THAT, but now I want to know more about you. You're going to get a rematch against Johnny Starbound on Ravage, but you're still quite the mystery. CXJ stuff, I think it's undercooked. Oh sure, you guys always do the flips, and put on the good matches, but TK revealed to me that when you have a promotion that is nothing BUT that, it's the most hollow and lifeless thing I've ever seen. I need to know WHO you are. I need to know WHAT you fight for. 

El Hijo Del Kiva: …

Tali Mach: I know who you are. I know who you TRULY are. I know how the Anahauc names work. I was down there for some time. I saw it first hand. Yeah, I actually do know who you are. I don't really want to poke and prod when I already know, so let's cut the *bleep*. 

El Hijo Del Kiva: Truth be told, the gimmick carries honor, but it was always a means to an end. I wanted to get my foot in the door, but I didn't really want to use my familial bonds, or my connection to Fray Tiburon. But, now that it's apparently out in the open, I see no reason to continue on this way.

El Hijo Del Kiva removed his mask to reveal… a young Edoese man with short, neatly styled dark hair, wearing casual yet slightly futuristic-looking clothes.

Tali Mach: Masao Kurenai. No one would have guessed you had Edo blood in your veins. 

Masao Kurenai: Oh uh…I have more than that. I came to Anahauc to help Kiva and Fray Tiburon battle Neo Fangire in the BBB promotion. 

Tali Mach: Those guys….always have more secrets. 

Masao Kurenai: But now I'm here to carve my own path. 

Tali Mach: That's what I want to hear. I need the CXJ Division to matter, or I'm tossing it out like I just tossed out the Trios Championships! I might even change the name! I'm thinking about it! Either you or Starbound will be the face of the division after Ravage. Don't let me down! 

Masao Kurenai: Got it! 

5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Mamoru Chiba 
-In a match laden with tension and personal stakes, the self-proclaimed “Star Spangled Prince” Tack Angel locked horns with Mamoru Chiba, whose heroic reputation had been under scrutiny. Xciters stood in anticipation, recalling the heated words exchanged earlier in the night and on social media, as both men entered with somber, intense gazes. Tack, draped in patriotic colors, led the crowd in a spirited chant, while Mamoru exuded his usual suave confidence—albeit tinged with an undercurrent of frustration.

The opening sequence was a back-and-forth display of technical wrestling: collar-and-elbow tie-ups, chain grapples, KICKS, and quick reversals. Mamoru, leaning on experience, capitalized on a misstep by Tack to deliver a sharp basement dropkick, focusing on Tack’s knee. But Tack rallied, demonstrating surprising agility for his size, landing a spinning wheel kick and following up with a powerful belly-to-belly suplex. The momentum could’ve swung either way until Mamoru’s frustration boiled over.

After a disputed near-fall—where Mamoru swore the referee’s count was slow—he resorted to an underhanded tactic, shoving the official aside. Tack confronted him, only for Mamoru to nail a blatant low blow in full view of the referee. The official had no choice but to call for the bell, disqualifying Mamoru. Mamoru was ready to deliver another rose to the eye, but Makoto Kino ran out to help Tack, and the fans rallied behind him as he fought off Mamoru and sent him packing. 
Winner: Tack Angel via DQ 

Larry Grim: Not the win Tack Angel wanted, but it's a win none the less.

Apple Kid: And sweet Makoto, our EBW Women's Champion made the save for her lovey dovey Star Spangled Prince! She's even wearing the red, white, and blue! That's a far cry from her usual green. What a show of solidarity!



6. EBW #1 Contender: Colby Roads vs. Geoff Garrett vs. Firebrand X 
-From the moment Colby Roads stepped through the curtain, the jeers outweighed the few lingering cheers he once commanded as a fan favorite. Gone were the warm smiles and high-fives with the crowd; instead, a sinister smirk played across his face as he swatted away outstretched hands. Geoff Garrett, strutting out with his signature guitar prop, fed off the positive energy when he came out, trading verbal barbs with Colby even before the match began. Meanwhile, Firebrand X—silent and focused—emerged last. The masked competitor glared at both foes, fully aware that this confrontation would be a heated battle of wills and wits, especially with a coveted #1 Contender spot on the line.

Once the bell sounded, the chaos erupted. All three launched into a wild exchange of punches, elbows, and quick pin attempts, none able to seize the early advantage. Firebrand X’s stiff forearms rocked Garrett against the ropes, but Colby immediately intervened, hammering X from behind with a ruthless clubbing blow to the back of the neck. Reveling in his new villainous demeanor, Colby stomped X’s chest repeatedly, taunting the crowd as they showered him in boos. Garrett attempted to capitalize with a sneaky roll-up on Colby, but the referee only reached two before Colby kicked out and delivered a cheap thumb to Garrett’s eye, stalling the veteran’s offense.

The action spilled to the outside, with Firebrand X diving between the ropes to flatten both opponents in a highlight-reel crash. Colby, feigning worse injury than he actually had, waited until X’s back was turned to slip a metal chain from his knee pad—a hidden foreign object cunningly concealed from the official. He wrapped the chain around his fist and clocked Firebrand X in the ribs, dropping him to a knee. The referee, distracted by Garrett’s shenanigans involving the ring steps, failed to notice Colby’s blatant cheating. Seizing his advantage, Colby slid X into the ring for a near-fall, his arrogance palpable as he argued with the referee about the supposedly “slow” count.

Sensing his moment, Garrett re-entered the ring with renewed vigor, nearly landing The Stroke on Colby—only for Colby to deliver another unscrupulous low blow behind the referee’s back. Before Firebrand X could even regroup, Colby quickly dragged Garrett into position for the Cheese Shredder, slamming him face-first with vicious intent. Colby tossed the concealed chain aside just as Firebrand X lunged in a last-ditch effort to break up the pin, but he was a fraction of a second too late. The referee’s three-count echoed through the Twoson Mall, instantly drawing a wave of boos.

In a flash of twisted triumph, Colby Roads stood tall as the new #1 Contender. He sneered at the downed Garrett and the wincing Firebrand X, pointing to his temple to emphasize his cunning. The official, perplexed but bound to the result, raised Colby’s arm in victory to a chorus of disapproval. 
Winner: Colby Roads via Cheese Shredder on Geoff Garrett -> Pin 

Bashin Dan: *sigh* He took the cheap way to victory, but here we are. He's definitely gotten more cunning. I look forward to the challenge at New Year Rising 2025. 

Larry Grim: And that's the match you're gonna get, but we're just getting started in 2025, so make sure to turn into Ravage later in the week, to see Raju and Bheem in tag team action! Bye everybody!

Tali's Office

Tali looked on with a smile as the show was drawing to a close. 

Lucca: I'd say that was very successful Sir. Well done. 

Tali Mach: I'm just warming up Lucca. I have more house cleaning to do. I have new talent to bring in, and a whole division of ladies that need a MAJOR wake up call. That being said, I'm having fun again. This is just what I needed. I'm back in the groove. I got the wrestling bug again. In fact…maybe it's time to go back to being M's. 

Lucca: Very good Si-

Tali Mach: BOSS M's

Lucca: That's fi-

Tali Mach: CAPTAIN Boss M's. 

Lucca: …

Boss M's: Maybe just Boss M's. Oh look, it already took effect! 

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