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The motel room stank of sweat, dollar bills, and cigarette smoke. A crimson glow bled through the thin curtains, casting the cheap wallpaper in an off-putting hue. Dougie Mach—Dynamic Dougie to the EBW faithful—sat on the edge of the bed in his underwear.

Rhea Rampage whistled to herself as she cleaned up in the shower, her silhouette shifting behind the cracked door. Dougie leaned forward, knuckles on his knees, staring blankly at the patterned carpet. A twitch caught his eye. Something buzzed.

He turned his head slowly. The power socket near the TV flickered once.

Then again.

A whisper coiled out from it, not in words exactly—more like thoughts wrapped in static.

He rose to his feet in a daze, footsteps soft against the carpet as he moved toward the socket. His hand hovered inches from it. Eyes glazed. Mouth slack.

A crackle. A jolt.

He flew back like a rag doll, spine arching midair before crashing hard against the bedframe. The room fell silent again, save for the soft rush of water shutting off in the bathroom.

Rhea stepped out moments later, wrapped in a towel, hair damp. She froze when she saw him sprawled out on the floor, chest rising and falling slowly.

Rhea Rampage: You know, eventually we're going to have to tell people we're still seeing each other, and that I want back IN to EBW or- Doug Doug?! Doug Doug! What's wrong? Wake up!

His eyes opened, wide and vacant. No swagger. No smirk. No trace of the Dynamic ginger showman who had strutted into the room.

He blinked.

Dynamic Dougie: Hello.

She stared at him, confused and a little afraid. He was breathing. He was awake. But something was off.




Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Renegade Arena in Saturn City! We are LIVE for Havok, as EBW's 20th year kicks off, and what a night it's gonna be for the Renegades! Cade Yaggis is being put to the test in the main event, as the crazed grappler Amigo wants his spot. You gotta be a pillar to challenge for the big prize, and NEW World Champion Sal Paradise and Amigo are "old friends" with a score to settle. 

Nerma: Paula was unable to win the Women's World Championship from Heather Mach last night, but she will try to rally a comeback in our opening match tonight, as she teams with the Women's World Tag Team Champions Hope Mach and Ripper Ja- 

Boomtown: Stop the music! Shut it down! Shut it AAAAALL down! 

FORMER World Champion Boomtown came out to a chorus of boos. Anger dripped from him as he tightly gripped the microphone. 

Boomtown: Let me make something perfectly clear to everyone in this arena and everyone watching at home. What happened at Victory Explosion wasn't a LOSS. It was THEFT! HIGHWAY ROBBERY orchestrated by the same man who claimed to "make me who I am." "I taught you everything you know, kid." That's what Sal Paradise keeps saying, right? Well, you didn't teach me how to spot a SNAKE in the grass! You didn't teach me to watch my back when a WASHED-UP FOSSIL decides his legacy is more important than the future of this business! And YOU, Little Mac! You pencil-pushing COWARD! Where's my rematch clause? Where's the justice? I carried this company on MY BACK as YOUR champion, and you can't even give me the common courtesy of an immediate rematch? Let me tell you something about Boomtown. I don't BEG. I don't PLEAD. And I sure as HELL don't wait in line! I am the RIGHTFUL World Champion, and everyone in that locker room KNOWS IT! So Sal Paradise... "mentor"... "legend"... THIEF. Enjoy your little moment. Polish that belt while you can. Sleep with it. Take it to dinner. Hell, MARRY IT! Because your honeymoon period ends RIGHT NOW. You didn't beat Boomtown. You woke something up that you can't put back to sleep. And when I take back what's mine - and I WILL take it back - there won't be any "respect" left. No "student and teacher" moment. Just me, standing over what's LEFT of your broken legacy. And another thing, I-

Suddenly, Zyro Kurogane appeared from the back and attacked Boomtown. The crowd cheered as Shogun Steel laid into Boomtown, until Hotlanta and Generator came out to make the save. Then Team Samurai ran out, and they got into the fray. Security had to come out en masse to split the two teams up. 

Zyro Kurogane: Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else thirsting over the Shogun of Sexy... Zyro Kurogane is IN THE HOUSE!Now, I was backstage doing what I do best—making the ladies swoon—when I heard the most PATHETIC sound. At first, I thought someone was torturing a cat, but no... it was just Boomtown crying about his little championship boo-boo! Let me tell you something about respect, Boom-Boom. I've been watching you strut around here like you're God's gift to wrestling when the only thing you've gifted us is the pleasure of watching Sal Paradise kick your ass! Meanwhile, the REAL draw around here—the man who sells more merchandise in a day than you've sold all year—is standing right here with Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal, and I gotta tell ya, it felt good to LET IT RIP just now! Oh-ho, I've been waiting for that! You and me Boomtown! It's coming!

Boomtown: I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME! YOU WANT TO FIGHT?! YOU'RE GONNA GET A FIGHT! LET ME GO! I WANT A PIECE! 

Zyro Kurogane: I want the whole thing, cause I'm ZYRO-K! BEY-BEEEEEY!

EBW: Havok "Year 20 Begins!"
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Paula/Hope Mach/Ripper Jane vs. Val Dorado/Darkness Aoi/Mitra Lennox 
-The Lady Renegades trio brought the crowd to their feet from the opening bell! Paula started things off against the devious Val Dorado, who immediately tried to goad Paula into a corner trap where Darkness Aoi was waiting to land a cheap shot. Paula caught on quickly, reversing with a hurricanrana that sent Val flying!

Hope Mach tagged in with explosive energy, hitting a series of lightning-fast suplexes on Darkness Aoi, who responded with brutal closed fists whenever the ref's back was turned. The crowd booed mercilessly as Aoi's team utilized quick tags and underhanded tactics to isolate Hope in their corner.

The turning point came when Ripper Jane finally got the hot tag! The crazed monster bulldozed through Mitra Lennox with devastating clotheslines and a spine-rattling spinebuster! The crowd erupted as Ripper cleaned house, even fighting off interference from Val Dorado with a Hell Claw and a wicked backhand that sent her tumbling to the floor!

In the chaotic final moments, Mitra attempted a Powerbomb on Hope, but Paula intercepted with a perfectly timed missile dropkick! Jane followed with a top-rope moonsault that left Mitra dazed! Seizing the opportunity, Paula locked in the Sharpshooter in the center of the ring! Despite Darkness Aoi and Val Dorado trying to break it up, Ripper Jane kept them at bay with thunderous forearms! Mitra had no choice but to tap out as the crowd exploded with approval!
Winners: Paula[o]/Hope Mach/Ripper Jane via Sharpshooter on Mitra Lennox -> Submission

After the match as Paula was letting up on the Sharpshooter, she was suddenly blindsided by Heather Mach, who hit the Backstabber and the Machbuster before Hope and Jane could get into the ring to chase her off. 

Nerma: Whoa! I think Paula was busted open by the Machbuster! Ouch! Judas Wolf is really twisting that knife! You'd think after Victory Explosion she'd be happy. 

Tommy Dukes: Not until Paula is out of the business I guess? What a way to kick off Havok tonight. Zyro-K attacked Boomtown, and now we have Heather attacking Paula. It's all over the place! Great match though! Great action! Tremendous effort, which encapsulates Havok, especially going into EBW's 20th year! None of the silliness of "the other guys"! We're ALL action! 

Nerma: You realize what you've done right? 

Tommy Dukes: Hmm? 

Backstage

In a cramped backstage lounge area. Carter Grayson, Christy Angel, Alison Chains, and Jackson Kain were sprawled on worn-out couches. They were passing around sodas when Dr. Pin A. Colada burst through the door dramatically. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: THERE you all are! The chosen ones! Destiny has brought us together!

Carter Grayson: Sir, you asked for us to be here. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: [rushes over, starts handing out colored wristbands] Red for Carter, Pink for Christy, Yellow for Alison, and Black for Jackson! Quick, put these on before it's too late!

Jackson Kain: ...I've been here before...but just for the sake of the argument...what are these?

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Your Soda Morphers, of course! With these you'll crack open the soda bottles, and you'll transform into the SODARANGERS....2.0!

Alison Chains: The...who and the what now? Sodarangers?

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Yes! Earth's last line of defense against the Kidney Stone Army! They're slow but relentless, and they're coming for us all! They move across the urinary tract of humanity, and they need to STOP EXISTING!!!

Carter Grayson: Sir, are you feeling well? 

Christy Angel: Did you spike the water cooler, Alison? Again...Alison?

Alison Chains: Probably. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Look! You, Carter, will pilot the Cherry Cola Zord! Christy, the Strawberry Fizz Cruiser! Alison, the Lemon-Lime Striker! And Jackson, the Blackberry Bomber! As soon as I BUILD them that is. I'm struggling to find funding. I started a Go Fund Me and-

Jackson Kain: The ONLY Doctor I'm willing to do this with is Degress, and you're no Degrees, pal. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: BUT! BUT! BUT! TOGETHER you'll form the MEGA SODA MECH! It's the only thing powerful enough to dissolve the Kidney Stone General! The Kidney Stones are advancing! *checks watch* At approximately 0.02 millimeters per hour!

Christy Angel: So we have... what... a few decades before they get here?

Dr. Pin A. Colada: When you morph, you'll gain extraordinary powers! Super strength! Carbonation blasts! The ability to never go flat under pressure! I need a new set of heroes-

?: Why? 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Huh?

Dr. Pin A. Colada turned around to see Geist Corporation CEO Blake Faust standing behind him. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: D-Do I know you? I feel like I know you! 

Blake Faust: I'm sort of a big deal? Name's Blake Faust. You could say I'm the SOUL of the company? 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: *gasp*

Blake Faust: What are you doing here? What happened to the Sodara- *clears throat* If you'll excuse me guys, I need to have a talk with the Doctor. 

Jackson Kain: Yeah, I have a match to get ready for. I have no idea why I even showed up. Guy just assumes I'm willing to transform into a superhero. 

Carter Grayson: Been there, done that? 

Jackson Kain: You know it. 

Carter Grayson: Same, but now I wish to be a hero of the ring, using my own power. 

Jackson Kain: Oh cool. Wait…who are you?

2. Singles: Dynamic Dougie vs. Flying Man 
-This match was as bizarre as it was entertaining! Dynamic Dougie wandered to the ring looking completely disoriented, barely acknowledging the crowd's cheers or even seeming to realize where he was. Flying Man, ever the professional, offered a respectful handshake that Dougie stared at for a full ten seconds before becoming distracted by a turnbuckle pad.

Flying Man controlled the early going with technical precision, hitting a beautiful tope suicida followed by a springboard crossbody for a near fall. But every time Flying Man seemed to have Dougie's number, something strange would happen – Dougie would trip over his own feet only to accidentally headbutt Flying Man, or stumble while dodging a move and inadvertently counter with a perfect arm drag!

The crowd was in stitches as Dougie appeared to be counting ceiling tiles while Flying Man set up for a Flying Press. Just as Flying Man launched himself from the top rope, Dougie suddenly looked up, got startled, and moved slightly – causing Flying Man to crash and burn!

With Flying Man struggling to his feet, Dougie finally seemed to remember he was in a wrestling match. With a sudden flash of lucidity, he hit a picture-perfect Dynamic DDT seemingly out of nowhere! 1-2-3!
Winner: Dynamic Dougie via Dynamic DDT -> Pin

Nerma: Wow, that Dougie is really coming alive! It's like a whole new side of him! 

Tommy Dukes: Y-yeah? Ya know, I take back what I said earlier. A little silliness amidst the action is fine by me.

Nerma: What do you mean? 

Tommy Dukes: What do you mean what do I mean? 

Nerma: What do you mean what do I mean what do you mean? 

Tommy Dukes: …Do we have a cutaway? We do? Great. Let's do that.

Little Mac's Office

The Lakitu reached Little Mac's office in the middle of a loud shouting match with Boomtown. 

Boomtown: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A REMATCH! 

Little Mac: NOTHING IS GIVEN HERE! YOU NEED TO EARN IT! 

Boomtown: EARN IT?! I'VE EARNED EVERYTHING I GET…EXCEPT THAT DISRESPECTFUL ATTACK EARLIER! YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT?! 

Little Mac: Maybe if you were the champ, you'd be able to call the shots on that. I did say the belt comes with clout, but you don't have that clout anymore! Sal Paradise won it, and he's going to address everyone later on. I'm thinking about giving Zyro what he wants, but I'm thinking about other stuff too. I've got my hands full, and I don't have time to deal with you. You're going to find out the hard way that you're not the top dog anymore. Don't like it? Work your way back up. That's all I can tell you. Now get out there. You have a match, and it's next. *sigh* 

Boomtown: …I'm not done. This is far from over. 

Little Mac: Oh, I'm sure about that. Hey, let's talk about incentive. I got one for this match. You tell Hotlanta and Generator, that if you actually pull this one off, they'll get a tag title shot against your new best pal and Dragon Shiryu on The Storm. Now get out of here!

Suddenly the phone rang. 

Little Mac: *on the phone* Hello? Oh hello Tali. What can I do for you? Want to trash talk about Collision? It's us vs. you, and I'm already dealing with anarchy in my office, so why not a little more eh? I- Oh? Oh. I see….interesting. Tell me more.

3. 6-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Jackson Kain/Mav Valentine vs. Boomtown/Hotlanta/Generator
-High-octane action from the start as Mav Valentine and Generator set a blistering pace! Generator, playing to his cockiness and high energy, kept interrupting Valentine's offense with low blows and eye rakes whenever the referee was distracted. He cackled as he wanted to make Team Samurai pay for mocking Boomtown. The crowd showered Boomtown's team with boos as Hotlanta tagged in and began taunting the audience before hitting Valentine with a vicious suplex.

Takumi Inui turned the tide with his renowned striking ability, landing a flurry of kicks that had Hotlanta reeling. When Jackson Kain tagged in, the arena thundered with approval as he unleashed his power game, hitting a massive fallaway slam on Boomtown followed by a picture perfect elbow from the top. 

The match broke down into chaos when all six men ended up in the ring. Inui hit his signature Roundhouse Knockout on Generator! Valentine landed a spectacular Shooting Star Press on Hotlanta! The crowd was on their feet thinking the face team had it won!

But in a shocking turn, Boomtown blindsided Jackson Kain with a low blow behind the referee's back. Before Kain could recover, Boomtown hit his devastating finisher "Here Comes the Boom" The ref counted three as the crowd expressed their outrage at the heels' underhanded tactics. Boomtown, Hotlanta, and Generator celebrated with excessive arrogance, drawing even more heat from the incensed fans!
Winners: Boomtown[o]/Hotlanta/Generator via Here Comes the Boom on Jackson Kain -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Boomtown's team with the win, and that means Hotlanta and Generator get a World Tag Team Championship match against Zyro Kurogane and Dragon Shiryu on The Storm. You won't want to miss that. 

Nerma: And you know earlier, Little Mac brought up Collision. It's going to be Xcite vs. Havok, and it's matches like this where you wonder whomst've you want to be champs going in. I mean think about it. We're going to be crowning Super Champions for the first time, and I'd love for the first Super Champions to be Havok Renegades. Do we want an explosive and beloved team, or a team that will do anything and everything to win? Something to think about.

Backstage

Lindy Moseby was backstage, hitting the griddy for absolutely no one, when Dynamic Dougie walked up, nearly stumbling, and slightly drooling. 

Lindy Moseby: Well look at what we have here! It's "Dynamic" Dougie Mach! 

Dynamic Dougie: Dougie Mach. 

Lindy Moseby: You've been on a roll, haven't you? I mean you beat Mav Valentine on two occasions, and you just got a big win over Flying Man. That might even lead to a match with Ness! You're hitting it big, Mr. Jackpots. 

Dynamic Dougie: Mr. Jackpots….Dougie Mach. 

Lindy Moseby: Ya know, I saw who dropped you off here today. That was Rhea Rampage I saw, wasn't it? 

Dynamic Dougie: Rhea gives two rides. 

Lindy Moseby: Oh, I'll bet she did! So you two are still an it- oh there he goes. Just…sort of wandering off. Hey, it's Christy Angel! I'm gonna follow her, as she's following Cade Yaggis! 

Christy Angel: Cade, wait up! 

Cade Yaggis: Christy! There you are. I was looking for you. 

Christy Angel: And I'm always watching you. 

Cade Yaggis: Huh? 

Christy Angel: I want to tattoo your name on the inside of my eyelids. 

Cade Yaggis: …Alright, I can't pretend I didn't hear that one. 

Christy Angel: I'm just nervous, and flop sweaty, and I probably smell. *smells armpits* I dunno. 

Cade Yaggis: Relax! Everything is alright! 

Christy Angel: I was uh…just worried that you thought I came on too strongly? 

Cade Yaggis: Not at all. I am totally into…whatever it is…that YOU are. I can't put a name to it, but it's distinctively you, and that's great. 

Christy Angel: Yeah? 

Cade Yaggis: Yeah. I absolutely want to talk about this more, but I have to get ready for my match tonight. Amigo cost me, and I'm going to make him pay for that. 

Christy Angel: Good luck!!! 

Lindy Moseby: Wow, you guys are hitting it o-

Christy Angel: HE'S MINE! 

Lindy Moseby: AH! I know that! I totally know that! 

Christy Angel: Good….good. 

Lindy Moseby: But I mean, we can share right? 

Christy Angel: NO! Jeez! How many of the women around here are lecherous degenerates?! I'm not like that! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to goon to the picture of Cade I took sleeping on the plane. WHY AM I SAYING THESE THINGS OUT LOUD! Is it an Angel thing!? Is it like how I can't wink?! I CAN'T WINK LINDY! WHY CAN'T I WINK?! I-

Christina Angel: Christy. 

Christy Angel: It's you! What are you doing here?! 

Christina Angel: I uh…I still work here. 

Christy Angel: Oh right. 

Christina Angel: I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to say congratulations for winning at Victory Explosion. I also wanted to say thank you for putting aside our differences for Dad's wedding with Makoto. 

Christy Angel: Is it weird having a mother-in-law that's about your age? 

Christina Angel: A little…but it's an improvement over what we had. 

Christy Angel: Agreed! Christina, I just want to be able to be me…whatever form that takes. I don't need you controlling my career. 

Christina Angel: Nor will I try. However, after the match we had, I can see just how much potential you truly have. You are meant for bigger and better things. You could be Women's World Champion. Though, you might have to challenge me for that. You fired me up. I'm ready to really launch head first back into my career, and Judas Wolf had better be ready. 

Christy Angel: Well good luck with all that. We're good, Christina, really we're good. Now have you figured out how to wink yet? 

Christina Angel: No! It's weird right?! 

4. Singles: Subculture vs. Picky Minch
-A clash of fan favorites had the crowd divided from the start! Picky Minch entered with purpose, wishing to best his former stablemate. Subculture's entrance was minimalist and intense, setting up the style clash perfectly.

The match started technically sound, with chain wrestling exchanges showing both men's fundamental skills. Picky Minch demonstrated surprising agility for his stocky frame. Subbie was expecting him to keep it grounded, but he shocked everyone by hitting a beautiful tope con hilo to the outside that brought fans to their feet! Not to be outdone, Subculture responded with a modified leg sweep into a neckbreaker that got a close two-count!

As the match progressed, both men dug deeper into their arsenals. Minch hit a thunderous Brainbuster that nearly secured the victory, but Subculture kicked out at 2.9! The crowd was absolutely electric as these two faces pushed each other to their limits with respect clearly evident despite the intensifying competition.

The climax came after Minch attempted a bridging Hagen Suplex. Subculture rolled through and immediately fired back with his KO Punch – a staggering blow that rattled Minch! Before Minch could recover, Subculture seamlessly transitioned into his Counter Culture finisher! The pinfall came moments later as Subculture earned a hard-fought victory. Both men embraced post-match to thunderous applause.
Winner: Subculture via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin

The arena lights dimmed as "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses hit. The crowd erupted as World Champion Sal Paradise emerged through the curtain, the gleaming World Championship belt proudly displayed over his shoulder. Unlike his usual understated entrances, tonight he took his time, soaking in the overwhelming response from the fans. The ring had been decorated with a plush red carpet, two leather chairs, and a small table with champagne on ice.

Sal Paradise: Paradise City is officially OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

The crowd chanted for Sal as he held the championship high above his head.

Sal Paradise: You know, for years I've been telling anyone who would listen that this business isn't about flash... it's not about talking the loudest... it's about SUBSTANCE. It's about HEART. It's about getting knocked down nine times and getting up TEN! Just when you think I couldn't be any deader, I'll come right back, one better!

Fans chanted "YOU DESERVE IT!" as Sal looked genuinely moved.

Sal Paradise: Thank you. Sincerely. When they say I'm the People's Choice, I feel that. I hear that. But at Victory Explosion, I made a choice too. I chose to win this—not just for myself, but for every single one of you RENEGADES out there! Experience doesn't expire, folks. And neither does HUNGER. Now, I know there's a certain... snot-nosed punk running around backstage throwing what can only be described as a championship-sized temper tantrum.

The crowd booed at the mention of Boomtown.

Sal Paradise: Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Look, I taught that kid everything he knows. But clearly, I didn't teach him everything I know. Will Boomtown get another shot someday? Sure. When he grows up. When he learns some respect. When he understands that being a champion isn't about YOU—it's about THEM. But today isn't about Boomtown. Today is about celebrating with all of you. Today is about enjoying this victory that WE earned together. I want to pop open this bubly! Who's old enough to drink!? Be honest now! I might not have enough for everybody! Ya know, Sal Paradise doesn't rest on his laurels. No sir. I'm going to be the first-ever SUPER Champion in this company's history. That's my promise to you. But before that... I'm going to do something Boomtown never had the guts to do. I'm putting this championship on the line NEXT WEEK on Havok! That's right! The winner of Subculture versus the winner of this week's main event gets a shot at THIS! And I know Zyro "Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal" Kurogane has made it crystal clear he wants a piece of Boomtown. I respect that Zyro-K. I'd give you the shot. You won the Victory Explosion match, and you earned it, but if this is the path you want to take, don't let me stop ya! I can't wait for next week. You worried? You worried that the People's Choice might lose it all before Collision. On the contrary, it's gonna be just another day in Paradise! 

Tommy Dukes: Wow! Did you hear that? Sal Paradise putting his newly-won championship on the line next week!

Nerma: That's why he's the People's Choice! Unlike Boomtown, Sal Paradise is a fighting champion from day one!

Tommy Dukes: Paradise City is open for business, and business is BOOMING!

Backstage

Security was surrounding Heather Mach as he had to be pulled off of a bleeding Christina Angel. Hope Mach and Ripper Jane ran to her defense. 

Heather Mach: You think I don't have ears bitch? You think I don't hear things?! I put down Paula, and you're next! You were beaten by your loser sister! What chance do you think you have against me!? WHAT CHANCE DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE?!

5. Pillar Decision Bushido Rules: Cade Yaggis vs. Amigo
-Main event time! This Bushido Rules match (no rope breaks, no leaving the ring, victory by pin, submission, or referee stoppage) was pure brutality from the opening bell! Cade Yaggis, the honorable warrior, bowed respectfully before the match while Amigo spat in his direction, laughing as he put in his mouth guard, establishing the stark character contrast.

Yaggis started strong with technical wrestling, working methodically on Amigo's left arm with precision joint manipulation. The crowd rallied behind Yaggis's approach, but Amigo quickly changed the complexion of the match with a hidden foreign object he'd smuggled to the ring! The referee missed it entirely as Amigo stunned Yaggis with a shot to the temple.

What followed was a clinic in dastardly work as Amigo targeted Yaggis's head and neck with vicious precision. Yaggis showed tremendous heart, fighting back with explosive suplexes and a near-fall after a running knee strike! The crowd thought Yaggis had it won!

Amigo, ever the opportunist, feigned an eye injury to gain sympathy from the referee. When Yaggis sportingly backed off, Amigo struck with a low blow that left Yaggis vulnerable. With sadistic focus, Amigo unleashed his Hagen Suplex Barrage – a series of consecutive Hagen suplexes with increasing velocity and angle, each impact more devastating than the last.

By the eighth suplex, Yaggis was clearly out cold and unable to protect himself. The referee made the difficult decision to stop the contest, awarding the victory to Amigo via referee stoppage. Amigo celebrated with exaggerated arrogance, kicking Yaggis while he was down and drawing intense hatred from the crowd. Christy Angel and medical personnel rushed to check on Yaggis as Amigo pulled the Lakitu close as he shouted "YEAH!" directly into the camera to close the show.
Winner: Amigo via Hagen Suplex Barrage -> Referee Stoppage 

A Lakitu followed  Zyro Kurogane as he strode through the backstage area, still amped up from his attack on Boomtown. His knuckles were taped but visibly bruised. Several wrestlers and staff members gave him a wide berth as he passed. He reached his locker room and was about to enter when a voice called out.

Little Mac: Quite a statement you made out there tonight, Kurogane.

Zyro Kurogane: Just doing the world a favor. One less Boomtown promo to sit through.

Little Mach: Heh. Walk with me. You've been making waves since you arrived, Kurogane. Impressive matches. Vicious promos. That little stunt tonight. The fans are responding. They love what you do. 

Zyro Kurogane: I didn't ask 'em to. I wasn't going to play nice to win them. If they want ride with Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal then they're welcome to. I can't say I blame them. You should want to always ride with the best. 

Little Mac: Confidence. I like that. But I'm curious—why waste your time with Boomtown? He's not the champ right now.

Zyro Kurogane: He took shortcuts.

Little Mac: So did you. 

Zyro Kurogane: Stabbed his mentor in the back. 

Little Mac: So did you.

Zyro Kurogane: Got handed opportunities he didn't earn. 

Little Mac: So did you. 

Zyro Kurogane: Yeah, but I did it all with style! That's commonplace around here. It's expected. The new hotshot comes in, goes after the alphas, and assumes his spot. My spot involves taking his spot, and keeping him from having that spot. 

Little Mac: Or... you could skip the appetizer and go straight for the main course.

They reached a private office area. Little Mac opened the door and gestured for Zyro to enter.

Little Mac: I have a golden opportunity for you, Kurogane. Something worthy of your... talents.

Inside the office, Little Mac poured two glasses of expensive whiskey. He handed one to Zyro.

Little Mac: You're a bit of a bastard Kurogane. You're cocky, you're arrogant, and you have no problems breaking the rules or blindsiding your enemies. 

Zyro Kurogane: Yes, that's my highlight reel. Get to the point, Mac.

Little Mac: I had an offer thrown my way. An offer that's worth a lot of money. A united team of misfits, ne'er-do-wells, and rules breakers. Outcasts and assholes. You fit some of those criteria. You fit most of them actually. That's why I think you'll be perfect to lead a team. 

Zyro Kurogane: Tempting, but I've got unfinished business with Boomtown. 

Little Mac: Your grudge is small potatoes right now. I'm more than happy to let you two tear each other apart in time, but I'm offering you filet mignon.

Zyro Kurogane: My answer is no. Boomtown first. Then we can talk about opportunities. 

As Zyro turned to leave, the door opened. The distinct sound of a wheelchair filled the room. Boss M's rollsed into the office. Her wheelchair was customized with chrome details and the Xcite logo. 

Boss M's: Leaving so soon, Kurogane? That's not like you. I thought you always finished what you started.

Zyro Kurogane: Boss M's. Interesting to see you on Havok territory.

Boss M's: Business knows no boundaries, especially when it's good business. Let me fill you in on the details before you decline.

Zyro Kurogane: .....

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Backstage

Geist Corporation CEO Blake Faust was on his way to speak with Little Mac, when Dr. Pin A. Colada stood in his way. 

Blake Faust: You again? I still have no idea what you want from me. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: I need money! I need lots and lots of money! Listen, the Kidney Stone Army is-

Blake Faust: Not here! They're not here! I know you were having issues over….where you came from, but dude, they're not here. You're delusional. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: I'm passing stones all the time! 

Blake Faust: That's because you don't drink water! 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Why would I, when soda energy is the true source of power in the universe! 

Blake Faust: I have no intention of helping you. In fact, I really want you to come with me. We'll go to Hanta City and figure out how to get you….home. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: I can't go back! There is no BACK to go home to! 

Blake Faust: What do you mean? 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: They took over. They overran the world. We lost! Everything was destroyed! 

Blake Faust: Destroyed?! They didn't seem so bad to me. 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: You were just an idiot ghost! You didn't see what they did! Oh sure, it APPEARS that they live in peace with humanity, and ushered in a new age of love and understanding! It may APPEAR that the Kidney Stone Army solved the dilemma of tasty science induced sodas creating horrible stones of evil. BUT…in reality….I mean those things happened, BUT it's all a means to an end. They got everyone dropping their guard, and they're gonna take over everything! I need to assemble this new team! 

Blake Faust: You have failed to mention what happened to the old team! Nephrotitti? Coconut Three? 

Dr. Pin A. Colada: They were infected! 

Blake Faust: That's it! We're sorting this out! Come on! *on the phone* Hello? Johnathan? You're never gonna guess who I ran into! 




Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Mad Gear Bar, where the beer is cheap and watered down, but the action is HOT! Seriously, they're jipping me here. I'm going to leave a bad yelp review….one of these days. Anonymously of course! We have a big show for you this weekend, as newcomer Carter Grayson tests himself against Jackson Kain. Subculture and Amigo will fight to see who take on Sal Paradise on Havok next week, Christina Angel will try to rebound from her Victory Explosion loss by taking on Darkness Aoi, and in the main event the World Tag Team Championships are ON THE LINE! That's right Zyro-K and Dragon Shiryu are putting the strappage on the line! It's going to be a doozy, so buckle up. Here we go! Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: The Storm
Mad Gear Bar, South Town
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1. Singles: Carter Grayson vs. Jackson Kain
-The Mad Gear Bar erupted as these two beloved competitors faced off in an epic clash of former "Rangers"! From the opening bell, Carter Grayson brought his trademark firefighter's intensity, while Jackson Kain countered with his methodical power game. The early exchanges saw Carter utilizing his superior speed with crisp arm drags and a picture-perfect dropkick that sent Kain tumbling to the outside!

The crowd was divided, chanting for both men as Jackson regrouped and returned to the ring with newfound determination. Kain's power advantage became apparent when he caught Carter in mid-air during a crossbody attempt, transitioning smoothly into a devastating fallaway slam that echoed throughout the venue!

The match reached another gear when Carter unleashed his "Five Alarm" sequence—a flurry of strikes followed by an explosive DDT that nearly secured victory! The crowd gasped as Kain kicked out at 2.9, the veteran instincts of a movie celebrity who does his own stunts and a former World Champion. 

The climactic moment came after a breathtaking exchange of reversals. Carter attempted his patented "Heat Seeker" diving elbow, but Kain rolled away! Kain went for the Shadow Kick, but Grayson caught him and hit a Spinebuster. As Jackson recovered, Carter seized the opportunity, hoisting the celebrity onto his shoulders and delivering a thunderous Fireman's Carry Slam that drove the breath from Jackson's lungs! The referee's hand hit the mat three times as Carter Grayson secured an impressive and shocking victory in this showcase of respect and athleticism between two of EBW's most honorable competitors.
Winner: Carter Grayson via Fireman's Carry Slam -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Wow! An upset victory for Carter Grayson! He's a strong dude, and he's quite handsome to boot! What? I can't say a man is handsome? I'm straight as a t-square, STEVE! Game respects game. What, you don't think I'm handsome? No, I don't need a wig! I pull off being bald! I'm one of the few!
 
2. World #1 Contender: Subculture vs. Amigo
-The atmosphere shifted dramatically as Subculture made his entrance, only to be interrupted by Amigo's manic rush to the ring! The heel showed his true colors immediately, attacking before the bell and sending officials scrambling!

Once order was restored, Subculture demonstrated his technical prowess with calculated strikes and submissions. But Amigo... just seemed to eat them and get fired up. The psychopath hurled himself at Subculture with reckless abandon, absorbing punishment that would have felled a normal competitor! The crowd watched in horror as Amigo laughed off a devastating cross counter, blood trickling from his mouth as he smiled maniacally.

Amigo launched himself from the top rope, missing a diving headbutt that sent him crashing face-first into the announce table! Somehow, the madman was back on his feet before the count of five, leaving fans and officials alike in disbelief.
Subculture fought valiantly, landing his "Counter Culture" finisher in what seemed like the decisive moment. But in a shocking turn, Amigo kicked out and immediately transitioned into his dreaded Crossface submission! The torque was unnatural as Amigo bridged back at an impossible angle, applying pressure that threatened permanent injury. Blood vessels wanted to burst in Subculture's eyes as he refused to tap, even as Amigo screamed incoherently, wrenching the hold tighter with each passing second.

The referee finally intervened, calling for the bell as medical staff rushed the ring. Amigo had to be pulled off by security, his eyes vacant and unseeing as he was escorted away. The crowd sat in stunned silence as Subculture received medical attention—the #1 contendership decided not by pinfall or submission, but by the referee's necessary intervention against Amigo's unhinged brutality.
Winner: Amigo via Crossface -> Referee Stoppage 

Tommy Dukes: Holy cannoli! Amigo was insane in this match! Subculture wasn't ready for it, and neither were we! Yikes! He gets the title shot against Sal Paradise on Havok this week!

Little Mac's Office

Little Mac sized up Takumi Inui, who had his sleeves rolled up, and looked sweaty from some extra curricular activity perhaps? 

Little Mac: Now I know you weren't booked tonight, and you don't look like you were hitting the gym. 

Takumi Inui: I was doing laundry. 

Little Mac: Laundry?!

Takumi Inui: I work hard to make clothes clean and bright. 

Little Mac: You're working another job on the side?

Takumi Inui: Right. I work with Mari in the laundry business. 

Little Mac: Great. Listen Takumi, you're one the best this business has ever seen, and yet you've not been World Champion. Do you feel content as Television Champion?

Takumi Inui: If it helps bring dreams to the people, I'll do whatever it takes. This title means a lot. I'm proud to have it. 

Little Mac: Sure, but I want to see the full potential of Takumi Inui this year. No more holding back.

Takumi Inui: It's true, I have been holding back for a long time. I've felt guilt and a lot of weight on my shoulders. But now I feel lighter. I feel ready to truly test myself. 

Little Mac: That's what I want to hear. Listen, we're doing a big match at Collision, that will pit Team Havok against Team Xcite. The winners will be crowned Team Champions for the year. Big money payouts too. Might help that little laundry service of yours. I want you to Captain the team.

Takumi Inui: I don't know what kind of Captain I'd be. I'd be fine just working on the tea-

Little Mac: No, I want to see the pressure put on you. I'm going to get the diamond out of that coal. This is your year, Takumi. I see it. 

Takumi Inui: …Well alright then. 
 
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Christina Angel vs. Darkness Aoi
-The women's division showcased its brilliance as Christina Angel entered to thunderous applause, her pristine white gear a stark contrast to the black-clad Darkness Aoi who slithered to the ring amid a chorus of boos.

Aoi established her villainous tactics early, targeting Christina's recently injured shoulder with vicious joint manipulations. The referee admonished her repeatedly for hair-pulling and using the ropes for leverage, but Darkness Aoi seemed to relish in the crowd's disapproval.

Christina's resilience shone through as she fought back with a series of spinning heel kicks that had the audience on their feet! Her aerial offense was on full display with a spectacular springboard moonsault that Aoi barely kicked out of! The heel responded with underhanded tactics, attempting to use her hidden Black Mist attack when the referee was repositioning himself.

The turning point came when Aoi went for her finishing Darkness Bomb, but Christina countered with lightning quickness! In a breathtaking sequence, Christina transitioned into a spinning DDT, followed immediately by her Angel Wings.

1-2-3! Christina Angel secured a well-deserved victory.
Winner: Christina Angel via Angel Wings -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Alright! Good for Christina! She's back in the winning column. I think that match with Christy woke something up in her. It's been a while since we've seen one of the Bad Dudettes challenge for the Women's World Championship. Could Christina make her challenge official? I mean she could…but will she? That's the better answer. Anyways, it's go time, people! It's time for the main event! The World Tag Team Championships are on the line! LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!!!
 
4. World Tag Team Championships: Zyro Kurogane(c)/Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator 
-The main event had the Mad Gear Bar at maximum capacity as the beloved champions entered with their signature showmanship. Zyro Kurogane played to the crowd while the stoic Dragon Shiryu focused intently on their challengers. Hotlanta and Generator wasted no time drawing heat, insulting the South Town locals and disrespecting the championship belts.

The early going saw Shiryu demonstrating his legendary technical ability against Generator, transitioning seamlessly between holds while Zyro cheered from the corner. When tagged in, Kurogane brought explosive energy with his "Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal"— and a series of strikes culminating in a picture-perfect Let it Rip pull in lariat, that nearly ended the match early!

The challengers turned the tide through nefarious means, with Hotlanta distracting the referee while Generator used the tag rope to choke Shiryu. The champions fought valiantly despite the underhanded tactics, with Zyro clearing the ring with a spectacular tope con hilo that had the crowd going ballistic! Great move, but it wasn't something Shiryu could use to end the match, so he threw Generator back into the ring. He set up for the Rozan Shoryu-Ha, but Hotlanta stopped him with a dead lift Hagen Suplex. Generator and Hotlanta had the ring experience, but the champs began to rally with the crowd firmly behind them. 

Just when it seemed the champions had momentum firmly in their grasp, the arena lights flickered momentarily. As they rested, a familiar figure emerged through the crowd—BOOMTOWN! The former World Champion slid into the ring while the referee tended to Dragon Shiryu on the outside! With vengeance in his eyes, Boomtown delivered a devastating shot to Zyro Kurogane with brass knuckles, leaving him defenseless!

Hotlanta capitalized immediately, dragging the half-conscious Zyro to his feet and executing a sickening piledriver! The referee turned just in time to count the three as Generator held back Dragon Shiryu! The crowd erupted in outrage as Boomtown retreated through the audience, a satisfied smirk on his face while Hotlanta and Generator celebrated with their newly-won gold!
Winners: Hotlanta[o]/Generator via Piledriver on Zyro Kurogane -> Pin -> NEW World Tag Team Champions! 

Tommy Dukes: No way! Whoa! No way! Whoa! Hold on! Hold the phone! Boomtown just cost Team Samurai the World Tag Team Championships! His boys, Hotlanta and Generator now have the gold. Zyro Kurogane picked a fight and Boomtown responded I guess. If he thinks that's a wise thing to do, fire up Shogun Steel before they face off, then he's got more guts than brains if you ask me. Huh? What's that? Oh, I'm hearing in my headset that Takumi Inui was watching that match, now that he's been designated Captain of Team Havok, and he's bringing his old tag partner and friend Dragon Shiryu onto Team Havok. That's a great get. Talk about striking while the iron is hot. Collision is really starting to come together, and as time goes along it's getting bigger and bigger! We'll see you on Havok, when Amigo challenges Sal Paradise for the World Champion. If the crazed grappler can beat Mr. Paradiso, then he'll go on to face Colby Roads to determine the first EBW Super Champion. I guess we'd have to change the new poster eh? I wonder if we have an alternative. Oh, we do? Oh alright…that really opens up the possibilities then.





EBW: Collision
Geist Arena, Hanta City
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1. Collision 2025 Team Ring Championships: [Team Xcite]Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem/Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin vs. [Team Havok]Takumi Inui/Subculture/Picky Minch/Dragon Shiryu/Cade Yaggis 
2. Xcite vs. Havok Women's Non-Title: Usagi Tsukino<Xcite> vs. Heather Mach<Havok>
3. Xcite vs. Havok EBW Super Tag Team Championship Decision: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel<Xcite> vs. Hotlanta/Generator<Havok> 
4. Xcite vs. Havok EBW Super Championship Decision: Colby Roads<Xcite> vs. Sal Paradise or Amigo<Havok>

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Ninten: Hello! Ninten here! Ted is taking the day off I guess? Alison told him to come over and watch Netflix, so no doubt, she's got a gun on him right now, and they're doing something else. That's fun right? We have a big week ahead of us folks. Why? Because it's GOLDEN WEEK! That's right, the tradition returns. A whole week of EBW goodness! We're going to start the week with a big episode of Xcite, where Big Chugga Chungus will collide with Jammer! The Mega Dudes will be in action! Queen Beryl and Minako Aino will face off to see who challenges Usagi Tsukino for the EBW Women's Championship! That's all kinds of fun action. That and so much more…well a bit more….a bit more. 

EBW: Xcite "Golden Week"
Hanta City Municipal Gymnasium, Hanta City
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1. 6-Woman Tag: Makoto Angel/Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno vs. Gianna Rambaldi/Yaten Kou/Taiki Kou
2. CXJ Division Tag: Yami Yugi/Jaden Yuki vs. Matt/Tai 
3. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
4. Singles: Jammer vs. Big Chugga Chungus
5. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Queen Beryl vs. Minako Aino

Ana: Then we're going to be bringing back the Killer Queen event, where the Women of Xcite and the Lady Renegades of Havok will collide AHEAD of Collision for a chance to qualify for the Killer Queen match. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize. Of course we have all the so called Princesses of EBW in Erica, Hilda Iceheart, and Gianna Rambaldi, but we also have wrestling royalty like Hope Mach. It's going to be interesting. I already know who wins.

EBW: Killer Queen "Golden Week"
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
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1. Killer Queen Qualifier: Erica[Xcite] vs. Hilda Iceheart[Xcite]
2. Killer Queen Qualifier: Darkness Aoi[Havok] vs. Hope Mach[Havok]
3. Killer Queen Qualifier: Rei Hino[Xcite] vs. Gianna Rambaldi[Xcite]
4. Killer Queen Qualifier:  Astrid Rúnsdóttir[Xcite] vs. Mitra Lennox[Havok]
5. Killer Queen No Rules 4-Way: TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA 

Ninten: And then The Golden Tournament will take place. We all know that's a lot of fun! This will see Luca Blight's debut in singles action after his performance at Victory Explosion has already seen this rookie in EBW terms made Captain of Team Xcite!

EBW: The Golden Tournament
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
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1. The Golden Tournament Quarter Finals: Grind[Xcite] vs. Ness[Havok]
2. The Golden Tournament Quarter Finals: Carter Grayson[Xcite] vs. Generator[Havok]
3. The Golden Tournament Quarter Finals: Snakebite[Xcite] vs. Cade Yaggis[Havok]
4. The Golden Tournament Quarter Finals: Luca Blight[Xcite] vs. Mav Valentine[Havok]
5. The Golden Tournament Semi Finals: TBA vs. TBA
6. The Golden Tournament Semi Finals: TBA vs. TBA
7. The Golden Tournament Finals: TBA vs. TBA

Ninten: Golden Week will continue in River City as Havok brings us the World Championship bout between Sal Paradise and the newest Pillar in Amigo. Amigo knocked Cade off the pedestal, and now the crazed grappler is getting his shot. We've never seen him this dangerous before. What a showdown THAT is going to be! So get ready, because Golden Week is going to be….well Golden…it's going to be Golden…obviously.

EBW: Havok "Golden Week"
River City Gymnasium, River City
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1. Singles: Carter Grayson vs. Mav Valentine 
2. Singles: Dougie Mach vs. Who Else But Zane! 
3. Singles: Zyro Kurogane vs. Hotlanta 
4. Women's World #1 Contender: Christy Angel vs. Darkness Aoi vs. Wendy Mustang vs. Paula 
5. World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Amigo 

The Lakitu's camera faded in on an office. Behind a large mahogany desk sat Boss M, her expression serious as she shuffled through several papers. The EBW Xcite Brand logo was prominently displayed on the wall behind her. She looked up at the camera, before addressing the audience.

Boss M's: Ladies and gentlemen, as General Manager of Xcite Brand, I feel it's necessary to address the controversy surrounding my recent decision to appoint Luca Blight as Captain of Team Xcite for the upcoming inter-brand warfare. Now, I understand many of you are questioning this choice given Luca's limited experience on our roster. He's only had one match, and that was a Battle Royale at Victory Explosion, but-

The door to the office swung open as Trevor Mach entered, grinning widely.

Trevor Mach: Babe, you've always had an eye for recognizing raw talent! Remember when you first spotted me?



Boss M's: What? What are you- Trevor, I'm in the middle of an official announcement.

Trevor Mach: Sorry, sorry! Continue with your...official business.

Boss M's: *clears throat* As I was saying, while Luca Blight has only competed in one match on our brand, what I witnessed in that contest was enough to convince me he has exactly what it takes to lead our team into competition. This is about victory, and he's got what it takes to lead an army. His record outside of wrestling speaks of itself. He'll take us deep into enemy lines and-

Trevor Mach: *leaning into frame* She likes it when I take us DEEP! Wakka wakka!



Boss M's: Trevor! What is this? What are we doing here? Luca Blight brings an intensity that I believe will penetrate the defenses of Team Havok.

Trevor Mach: Did someone say PENETRATE!?!



Boss M's: COME ON! Alright, I put myself in that position. I just did it again! Don't inject Trevor! I know what I did! I need to choose my words more carefully. He can't sexualize everything. *clears throat* Listen, you might not understand my position now, but you will when Luca dominates their top competitors.

Trevor Mach: Dominates! That's my wife's favorite word, folks! She's loves it when I take charge!

Boss M's: What I'm trying to explain is that sometimes you have to take a risk on raw talent. When I saw Luca in action, I knew immediately I had to grab him and thrust him into a position of leadership.

Trevor Mach: *fanning himself* Whew! Is it hot in here? Thrust! Position! This is a family show, honey!

Boss M's: The bottom line is that Luca Blight will lead Team Xcite because I believe he can go all night long against any opponent Team Havok puts in front of him!

Trevor Mach: ALL NIGHT LONG! That's my girl! I love giving you the "bottom line". 

Boss M's: That's it! Cut the feed!

Trevor Mach: Oh you were recording?! I thought this was rehearsal! At least it's just taped right?

Producer Steve: We're live pal. 

Trevor Mach: Oh...uh....BOOSH!

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Outside of Hanta City Memorial Gymnasium

The NEW EBW Women's Champion was outside with Minako Aino trying to give her a pep talk. 



Minako Aino: USAGI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Usagi Tsukino: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT BERYL TONIGHT! YOU'VE JUST GOT TO BEAT HER! THAT STUPID BERYL! I HATE HER SO MUCH! 

Minako Aino: I'M GOING TO DO IT!

Usagi Tsukino: NO GOOFING OFF! NO SLACKING OFF! 

Minako Aino: I GOT IT! I CAN DO THIS! YOU DID IT SO I CAN DO IT! 

Usagi Tsukino: THAT'S RIIIIGHT! 

Minako Aino: AAAHHHH!!!




Larry Grim: Welcome to Hanta City! It's our debut in this fine city, a huge metropolitan berg in the middle of the woods and mountains, with a long and storied history. Wrestling has come to Hanta City! Xcite has come to Hanta City! 

Apple Kid: It's also Golden Week in EBW, and it's going to be an exciting night of action! My lady! My love! Minako Aino will be in the main event against Queen Beryl, and the winner will take on EBW Women's Champion Usagi Tsukino! 

Larry Grim: That's our main event, but we have so much more to offer the denizens of Hanta City! We have so much including the showdown between Jammer and Big Chugga Chungus that we've all been dying to see! We have so much to get into, but it looks like- Uh oh, we have company heading towards the ring! 




Larry Grim: It's the EBW Champion Colby Roads! He's joined by Queen Beryl, his wife, and the main event for the night. Here comes Preacher Ra and The Auditor, they're always up to no good. Erica, Gianna Rambaldi, Yaten Kou, and Taiki Kou are following them up. I guess we're in for some Dark Story business! 

Colby Roads: So, what do you guys want to talk about? Well forget it. I know what I want to talk about! I have a couple issues to handle. First off, I want to address the pretender across the aisle. Sal Paradise. Do you think you're the one that deserves to be EBW's first Super Champion? I highly doubt you actually believe that. You can't possibly believe it. I mean look at me. Look at what I have. I'm the EBW Champion. I've created a shadow over my father's legacy. They'll remember ME now, not him! I single handedly ended racism! What have you done? What have you really done? Oh you're the "World Champion" huh? Not impressed, as my new valet Chad Salad would say…to Tack Angel specifically. You WERE the People's Choice once, but you lost it all. You burned out. You went crazy. You got injured. You let that keep you from greatness, and now you come back to the top as a washed up loser, who had to defeat his own protege just to grab a last chance at glory. Your own tag partner Jamie OD, psycho that he turned out to be, would rather run off somewhere and DIE then partner back up with you. That guy might have been the closest thing you had to a family and he's DEAD. I have a royal family. THE Royal Family. I used to say wrestling had more than one. That's not true. It's just me…it's only me. It's only ever going to be ME. The next order of business concerns my dear wife, my Queen…YOUR Queen…Beryl. 

Queen Beryl: That's right peasants, bow to your Queen. Acknowledge the greatness of the Negaverse. We are the rightful rulers of this ring, and this world. I conquered the Moon once upon a time, and I proved that in a world without her destiny, I CAN defeat Usagi Tsukino, so why should it be any different if I defeat her crony? Minako Aino, you're a pretender. You're a stand in. You were never going to be the hero. It was never going to be about you. You're always going to be second at best to them, but you're ALL going to be beneath me, YOUR QUEEN! Meanwhile the current "champ" looks like this!



Queen Beryl: Look! She can't even get along with her retainers, her "dearest friends" who were supposed to protect her! She's a joke, and so is Minako Aino. An imitation of an imitation. A wannabe of a wannabe. I'll finish her tonight, and then I'll claim the EBW Women's Championship BACK! As for Makoto? She's the one who took it from me, but I'll make sure she never sees it again. Rei? Ami? You'll never see it, period! OHOHOHOHOHO!!! 

EBW: Xcite "Golden Week"
Hanta City Municipal Gymnasium, Hanta City
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1. 6-Woman Tag: Makoto Angel/Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno vs. Gianna Rambaldi/Yaten Kou/Taiki Kou
-The match began with Ami Mizuno and Taiki Kou circling each other cautiously in the center of the ring. Ami's technical expertise was immediately apparent as she executed a perfect arm drag takedown, followed by a quick tag to Rei Hino. The crowd erupted as Rei entered, her striking prowess on full display with a series of knife-edge chops that backed Taiki into the corner.

Taiki managed to create separation with an elbow strike, quickly tagging in Yaten Kou. Yaten's aggressive style contrasted sharply with Rei's more disciplined approach, allowing the Dark Story team to momentarily gain control. Gianna Rambaldi entered the match after a blind tag, catching Rei with a vicious clothesline that flipped the priestess head over heels.
The heel trio implemented classic divide-and-conquer tactics, isolating Rei in their corner with frequent tags and underhanded double-team maneuvers when the referee's attention was diverted. The crowd rallied behind Rei as she absorbed punishment, desperately trying to reach her corner where Makoto Angel stretched her arm toward her teammate.
After a devastating suplex from Gianna, Rei found an opening. With both competitors down, Rei summoned her remaining strength and lunged toward her corner, tagging in a fresh Makoto Angel who exploded into the ring like lightning. Makoto decimated the opposition with clotheslines and powerful throws, the crowd reaching a fever pitch as she hit her signature spinning backfist on Taiki.

Chaos ensued as all six women entered the ring. Ami neutralized Yaten with a surprise hurricanrana to the outside, while Rei caught a charging Gianna with a picture-perfect dropkick that sent her tumbling between the ropes. This left Makoto and Taiki alone in the ring.

Taiki attempted her finishing move, but Makoto countered, elevating her opponent into position for her devastating Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex. The impact echoed throughout the arena as the referee's hand slapped the mat three times, securing victory for the Sensations.
Winners: Makoto Angel[o]/Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno via Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex -> Pin

Apple Kid: Yeah! It's a win for the Sensations! I love it! Momentum for my Mina-chan! 

Larry Grim: We're unbiased and a professional team, people. We're the best at what we do. 

Apple Kid: Yeah! Absolutely! I'm sure I would be this excited the other way around too. 

Larry Grim: Right. Well, we're moving on from that fun match to some hot CXJ action, fresh out of the oven! I hope you played your cards right! I hope you're ready to D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel, Digi-Destined. Let's take it to the ring!

2. CXJ Division Tag: Yami Yugi/Jaden Yuki vs. Matt/Tai
-The atmosphere was electric as two fresh young teams squared off in this highly anticipated CXJ Division tag team match. Respect was evident as Jaden Yuki and Tai shook hands before locking up to start the contest. Their technical exchange showcased the high-flying, innovative style that defined the CXJ division, with neither competitor gaining a clear advantage.

After a spectacular sequence of counters and reversals, Tai seemed to reluctant when he tagged in Matt while Jaden brought in Yami Yugi. The crowd's energy intensified as these two faced off, both men clearly familiar with each other's arsenals. Yami's calculated strikes met Matt's more unorthodox offense, creating a fascinating stylistic clash. Yami seemed to swap back and forth between rookie fire and sudden veteran experience, to the point where his face seemed to visually change. 

The match's pace accelerated as all four competitors displayed their aerial prowess, with Matt executing a perfect moonsault to the outside onto Jaden, while Tai and Yami traded lightning-fast strikes in the ring. 

The turning point came after a breathtaking sequence where all four men were down following simultaneous crossbody blocks. Rising first, Matt ascended the turnbuckle for his signature diving headbutt, but Jaden rolled away at the last second. Seeing his opportunity, Jaden made a desperate tag to Yami Yugi.

Entering with renewed energy, Yami unleashed a flurry of offense before signaling for his partner. Together, they executed a perfectly timed double-team maneuver, with Jaden launching himself off Yami's shoulders to connect with a senton on Matt. With their opponent dazed, Yami positioned Matt for their finishing combination.

Jaden climbed to the top rope while Yami held Matt in position. With incredible grace, Jaden launched himself into their finishing move – the Winged Kuriboh, a modified Angel Wings that drove Matt's shoulders into the canvas with impactful precision. The referee counted three as Tai just missed breaking up the pin.

After the match, both teams embraced in a show of sportsmanship that drew thunderous applause from the appreciative crowd.
Winners: Yami Yugi[o]/Jaden Yuki via Winged Kuriboh[Angel Wings] on Matt -> Pin

Boss M's Office

Lucca: Uh... Sir? There’s a Blake Faust here to see you?

Trevor Mach: Hmm? Some guy coming to see my wife eh?

Boss M's: You jealous? 

Trevor Mach: Oh babe....yes...always.

Blake Faust: Hello? Tali? Boss M's? It's the Geist CEO Blake Fau-



Blake Faust: Boss M's! Pleasure to see you again!

Trevor Mach: Eh? You again. I thought you looked familiar. 

Blake Faust: And you SOUND familiar. You must be the Wild Wolf. I've heard a lot about you. 

Trevor Mach: Likewise. Nice belt. 

Blake Faust: Hmm? Oh yeah, it's really cool, it actually lets me transfo-

Boss M's: I knew this would happen. I knew you two would get along. You're here for business though, am I right? And Trevor, you've got a big match tonight, so good luck with that. 

Blake Faust: Worry not my new friend, your wife is in safe hands. I'm already happily married...to a woman who looks very much LIKE Boss M's. Besides, how could I ever compete with such a stud? You're a total chad. 

Trevor Mach: I was going to say the same thing to you, cause apparently, your wife is going to be the special guest ring announcer for my match! I did see her. We have the same taste in women! Hahahaha! 

Blake Faust: Ahahahaha! 

Boss M's: *sigh* One of 'em was enough.

Back inside of the ring stood the wife of Geist Corporation CEO Blake Faust, and head of Geist Security, Ashley Faust, who bore a striking resemblance to Boss M's. 

Ashley Faust: Oh wow, I've never done this before so please bear with me, Hanta City! What a crowd! What a reaction! I love it! Is that Ash in the crowd? What are you doing he- *clears throat* Nevermind! First up, we have the Dark Story team of LG Rod and Randy no Kachi. Dark Story eh? I've heard a couple of those. Next up, we have THE EBW Tag Team Champions! We have Eagleland's heroes! The warriors in red, white, and blue! The "Wild Wolf" Trevor Mach and the "Star Spangled Prince" Tack Angel! THE MEGA DUDES! 

3. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi Special Guest Ring Announcer: Ashley Faust of Geist Corporation 
-Trevor Mach started the match against LG Rod, immediately showcasing Eagleland chad charisma. His technical prowess was evident as he systematically dissected Rod with a series of arm drags and hip tosses before tagging in his partner.

Tack Angel entered to thunderous applause, his big beefy agility providing a perfect complement to Trevor's more grounded approach. The Heel Besties found momentary success when Randy no Kachi entered the match with underhanded tactics, pulling Tack's hair during a takedown and using the ropes for leverage during a pin attempt.

The crowd's displeasure intensified when LG Rod and Randy implemented classic ne'er-do-well tactics, cutting the ring in half to isolate Tack from his partner. Randy applied a punishing submission hold while Rod distracted the referee, allowing for illegal double-team maneuvers that drew heated boos from the audience.

After absorbing significant punishment, Tack created separation with a jawbreaker and made a desperate dive to tag in Trevor Mach. The arena erupted as Trevor cleared house, connecting with clotheslines and powerful slams that left both opponents reeling.

The climax came when Tack returned to the match, executing a breathtaking dive that neutralized LG Rod. In the ring, Trevor seized the opportunity to position Randy no Kachi for their finishing combination – the Mega Finish. Tack hit the Burning Hammer, followed by the Knee Trigger. 

As the referee counted to three, Ashley Faust rose from her seat at ringside, her professional demeanor momentarily breaking as she enthusiastically announced the winners. 
Winners: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel via Mega Finish on Randy no Kachi -> Pin 

Trevor and Tack celebrated their victory over LG Rod and Randy no Kachi in the ring. 

Trevor Mach: That's how it's done in Xcite territory! Those two never stood a chance against the raw CHAD energy of the Wild Wolf and the Star Spangled Prince!

Tack Angel: I have to emphasize it's not Chad SALAD energy. That guy's a real yo-yo! No this is the energy of EAGLELAND! Do you hear it!?

Trevor Mach: Hear it? I felt it in my bones! Speaking of bones, hey Larry, we-

His words were cut short as the big screen suddenly flickered. The image stabilized to reveal two figures standing in what appeared to be the parking lot outside the arena, surrounded by fans. 

Hotlanta and Generator – the World Tag Team Champions from rival brand Havok – stood beneath the venue's illuminated marquee, their championship belts gleaming under the night sky.

Hotlanta: Well look what we have here. Seems like the Xcite boys just finished playing their little wrestling games.

Generator: We bet you think you're the 'most electrifying' tag team. But there's only one team that brings the real power, and we've got the gold to prove it.

The camera zoomed in on Trevor and Tack, their celebration forgotten as they glared at the screen.

Hotlanta: Did you really think you could run your mouths without consequences? Did you think you could just run off to Xcite, and forget about us Mach? If you won't come to us, we'll come to you. Collision isn't for another two weeks, but we figured... why wait? We're not just invading your little show – we're bringing the fight to your doorstep tonight!

Generator: That's right. Welcome to consequences Mega Duds! So if you've got the courage to back up all that talk, come outside and face us like men. Unless..the Xcite brand is exactly what everyone says it is – all flash, no fury.

The feed cut abruptly back to Trevor and Tack as they exchanged determined looks.

Trevor Mach: I see you have a determined look. 

Tack Angel: I see you also have a determined look. 

Trevor Mach: Then I guess we know what we're doing. 

Tack Angel: Kicking Chad Salad in the....BUTT? 

Trevor Mach: Before that. 

Tack Angel: Picking a fight?

Trevor Mach: You got it. 

Tack Angel: Let's go.

The Lakitu followed as they stormed through the backstage area, brushing past startled production assistants and security personnel. Several other wrestlers noticed the commotion, watching with interest as the Xcite tag team specialists pushed through the emergency exit doors that led to the parking lot.

Outside, the night air was cool as Trevor and Tack scanned the area. The parking lot was dimly lit, rows of cars creating ominous shadows across the asphalt.

Trevor Mach: Alright dudes, you wanted our attention – now you've got it! Where are you?

The answer came in the form of a thunderous tackle as Generator emerged from behind a production truck, blindsiding Tack and driving him into the side of a nearby car. The metal dented from the impact as Tack crumpled to the ground.

Trevor spun around, only to be met with a steel chair swung by Hotlanta that connected with his midsection, doubling him over in pain.

Hotlanta: Welcome to the real show.

Trevor recovered just enough to dodge the second blow, the chair clanging loudly against the concrete. He countered with a desperate spear that drove Hotlanta into the hood of a parked car.

Meanwhile, Tack had regained his footing and was trading vicious strikes with Generator near the arena's loading bay. The bigger man had the advantage in power, but Generator's speed allowed him to land several precise kicks to Tack's knee, momentarily buckling the champion.

The brawl spilled across the parking lot as security personnel rushed outside, attempting to separate the four men. Their efforts proved futile as Trevor caught Hotlanta with a running clothesline that sent both men crashing over the hood of a car.

The Lakitu captured the chaotic scene as Tack executed a stunning moonsault from the top of a production crate, crashing down onto Generator who lay sprawled across a merchandise table. Wood splintered beneath their combined weight as nearby fans who had been exiting the venue gathered to witness the impromptu battle.

Security finally managed to create some separation between the teams, though they struggled to maintain it as both sides lunged at each other repeatedly.

Hotlanta: You think this is over? This is just the beginning! At Collision, we're taking those Super Tag Team Championships before they even touch your waists!

Trevor Mach: I'm not going to talk to you about what touches my waist! You'll have to survive until Collision first! 

Generator: Talk is cheap in Xcite, isn't it? Unlike this-

His taunt was cut short as Tack broke free from restraint, diving through the security personnel to tackle Generator into a nearby merchandise stand. Shirts and posters exploded into the air as the two men crashed through the display.
The scene descended into further chaos as Trevor joined the fray, security guards scattered, and the rival tag teams exchanged punishing blows amidst the wreckage of the parking lot.

The final shot captured all four men being forcibly separated by a combination of security, road agents, and several other wrestlers who had come outside to help restore order. Despite being pulled in opposite directions, both teams continued hurling threats and promises of what awaited at Collision.

Larry Grim: This isn't wrestling anymore. The Havok invasion has turned this into a street fight! If this is the preview, what will happen when these four men meet officially for the Super Tag Team Championships at Collision?!

The segment ended with a split-screen image: Trevor and Tack being escorted back into the arena on one side, and Hotlanta and Generator being forced into their vehicle on the other – both teams still shouting challenges as the distance between them grew.

Backstage

Jammer paced back and forth as Bashin Dan and Benjamin coached him on and pumped him up, along with Cheerleader Jenny and Lainey Strong. 

Bashin Dan: You got this Jam Man! 

Benjamin: My comrade in arms, he won't know what hit him! 

Cheerleader Jenny: Give me a J! Give me a A! Give me a- I'm not going to do this. Look Jammer, I love you, and I never loved that sick, bloated, grotesque freak! Just beat his ass! 

Lainey Strong: Yeah, what SHE said! Seriously, he's broken SO many laws. 

Jammer: I didn't want it to come to this, but I have to admit, I'm going to enjoy it a little bit. Time to welcome that big fat loser to the JAM!

Outside of Hanta City Gymnasium

Good News Gary: Good News Gary! Good News Everyone! Good News Gary is out here in the crowd, and these Xciters are loving the show from the sound of it! They have been lining up to get tickets for Collision! This is exciting! Such Good News! Are you having fun? Are you enjoying yourselves? How about you? Are you three new Hanta City fans of Xcite!?

Two guys in orange jumpsuits seemed too shy to speak on the mic, but a young woman with long black hair, and a similar orange jumpsuit that said "EDF" on the side, stepped forward and spoke up. 

Young Woman: Uh, we're actually from Metro City! We're members of the EDF! We were here on patrol and wanted to see what was up! 

Good News Gary: Oh! Well, now that you've seen it, are you looking forward to Collision? 

Young Woman: Uh…absolutely! 

Good News Gary: Good News! What's your name? 

Young Woman: Ta-

Suddenly, the crowd was stunned to see a portal open up in the air. A distraught and traumatized Tony Wonder fell out of the shadow realm and smashed onto the windshield of the car below him. 

Tony Wonder: OW! That was Hell! That was literal Hell! What a vortex of pain! 

Good News Gary: Tony Wonder?! Where have you been?! 

Tony Wonder: Some place equivalent to the worst parts of an Uwe Boll movie! 

Good News Gary: That sounds positively horrible! 

Tony Wonder: I'm just glad my Hell is over. Where is my girlfriend? My assistant Trixie? Where is she? 

Good News Gary: She left you, Tony. She's with Kinniku Mike now, who is in the Government, so you can in no way get your revenge. 

Tony Wonder: Ouch! How specifically horrible for me! Well at least I still have a job right? 

Good News Gary: No! You were fired, and in fact, you owe EBW back for breach of contract. 

Tony Wonder: That's terrible! I need to get to the hospital. If you'll excuse me.

Tony staggered to his feet, but as he limped away a roving gang appeared and quickly battered him, robbed him, and left him bloodier than he was before. 

Good News Gary: OH NO! Tony! Are you alright?! 

Tony Wonder: *cough cough* This is such a vortex of pain! I hate every waking second! My life has become miserable! Just kill me! Kill meeeeeee!!!!

Suddenly, a car came swooping into the scene, and almost ran over Tony, but a large woman, towering over the people, stepped in the way and scooped him up, just in time. 

Good News Gary: What?! What was tha- Was that giant lady?!

The young woman ran back onto the scene, breathing heavily. 

Young Woman: What giant lady? What are you talking about?!

Good News Gary: Huh? Didn't Tony almost get run over? 

Young Woman: Yeah and that uh…that crane over there got him out of the way…and uh…put him on the roof there! 

Good News Gary: …What?! 

Young Woman: Yeah, that's what happened.

Good News Gary: Are your eyes glo…..I mean…I guess that's what happened. I was just hallucinating?

As Good News Gary scratched at his top hat, Tony Wonder slipped trying to get off the roof and landed back on the car's windshield again. 

Tony Wonder: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! 

Boss M's Office

In Boss M's office, a whiteboard displayed the words "CULT AWARENESS & PREVENTION" in Boss M's handwriting. Several folding chairs were arranged in a semicircle, occupied by wrestlers who looked either bored or confused. Boss M's sat the front of the room, pointer in hand.

Boss M's: Thank you all for attending this MANDATORY workshop. As your brand manager, I've noticed an alarming trend in professional wrestling – the susceptibility of wrestlers to cult recruitment.

She clicked a remote to display a PowerPoint slide showing various wrestling cults throughout history.

Boss M's: SUFFER, The Shark Order...The Democratic Party...the list goes on. Statistically speaking, wrestlers are 77% more likely to join a cult than the general population.

Saxon and Novus of Red Shirt Security sat in the front row, nodding vigorously at everything Boss M's said.

Saxon: *whispering loudly to Novus* She's so wise.

Novus: *eyes wide with admiration* Every word is truth.

Boss M's: The purpose of today's workshop is to help you recognize cult recruitment tactics and avoid them. Now, let's begin with an exercise. Can anyone tell me what makes someone susceptible to cult recruitment?

Picky Minch raised his hand from the back row.

Picky Minch: Uh, loneliness?

Boss M's: Very good, Picky. Isolation is indeed a factor. What else?

Hilda Iceheart: *scratching her head* Wanting to belong to something bigger than yourself?

Boss M's: Excellent point, Hilda. Cults often prey on people's desire for community and purpose.

Artemis: Pressing your fingers together, tilting your head, and coming up with vague platitudes without any real doctrine? 

Boss M's: A little on the nose, talking cat. Wait...talking cat?

Saxon stood up suddenly, startling everyone.

Saxon: Boss M's, the way you explain things makes everything so clear! It's like... it's like you've opened my eyes for the first time!

Boss M's looked pleased at the positive feedback.

Boss M's: Well, thank you, Saxon. I've found that most of you are complete idiots and highly maliable, so I have to keep you safe.

Novus: *also standing* You're not just keeping us safe! You're showing us THE WAY!

Boss M's smile faltered slightly.

Boss M's: That's a bit dramatic, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. Now, let's move on to the warning signs of cult-like behavior. First is charismatic leadership that demands unquestioning loyalty...

As she spoke, Saxon began quietly distributing small pieces of paper to the other wrestlers. Jaden Yuki examined his paper and raised an eyebrow.

Jaden Yuki: Yo! "The Church of the Divine M's"? Wiggity-what is this?

Saxon: *whispering* Just a little study group we're forming. To better understand the wisdom Boss M's shares with us.

Boss M's continued her presentation, unaware of the papers being passed around.

Boss M's: Another warning sign is isolation from friends and family who don't share the group's beliefs.

Novus raised his hand.

Novus: Question, enlightened one. Would it be wrong to cut ties with those who prefer Havok? They said Xcite was their least favorite wrestling brand.

Boss M's: "Enlightened one"? And no, that's not a reason to— Wait, what's happening here?

She noticed Yaten Kou and Randy no Kachi in the back corner, fashioning crude robes out of Xcite Brand merchandise.

Boss M's: Are those... ceremonial robes?

Yaten Kou: They're "garments of enlightenment" according to the pamphlet Saxon gave us.

Boss M's: *alarmed* Pamphlet? What pamphlet?

CP Munk sheepishly held up a professionally printed brochure titled "The Ten Commandments of M's: Finding Salvation Through M's Excellence".

Boss M's: *grabbing the brochure* Where did this come from? We just started this workshop five minutes ago! You're all failing incredibly quickly here! 

Saxon: I had them rush-printed during your introduction. Your words inspired me so deeply!

Boss M's expression shifted from confusion to horror as she realized what was happening.

Boss M's: No, no, NO! This is exactly what the workshop is meant to PREVENT!

The door opened and Trevor Mach poked his head in.

Trevor Mach: Hey babe! Picked a fight with Havok guys. Might be making a little trip this week to- what the?!

The room had transformed during Boss M's presentation. Several wrestlers were now wearing makeshift robes made from Xcite merch. Hooligan had constructed a small shrine in the corner using Boss M's promotional headshots. Saxon stood on a chair, leading a group in a chant.

Saxon & Cultists: *chanting* M's PROVIDES! M's DECIDES! M's GUIDES OUR LIVES!

Boss M's: I swear I was just giving an anti-cult workshop!

Trevor Mach: Babe, you know wrestlers. Tell them not to do something, and it becomes their entire personality.

Boss M's grabbed her pointer and slammed it on the table for attention.

Boss M's: EVERYONE STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! This is NOT a cult! I am NOT a spiritual leader! I'm your BOSS!

Novus: *reverently* Yes... The Boss... The M's... The Way...

Boss M's: That's it! Workshop over! Everyone out!

Trevor Mach: Hehe, you got the Red Shirts to worship you. 

Boss M's: You like that? OH GOOD FOR YOOOOU!

As the wrestlers filed out, Saxon approached Boss M's with clipboard in hand.

Saxon: Great news, Divine M's! We've already filed for tax-exempt religious status and registered our first compound! Also, we've scheduled your ascension ceremony for next week.

Boss M's: *massaging her temples* There will be NO ascension ceremony!

Saxon: *winking* Of course not. We'll call it a "corporate elevation ritual" on the official paperwork.

Trevor Mach: Hehe. 

Boss M's: I'm going to beat this out of them. Get me a bat, Trevor! GET ME A BAT!

Trevor Mach: Don't worry Tali. They'll get over it by the end of the night. Not me though. I'll forever be celebrating DAT AS-

Boss M's: OH DON'T START THAT RIGHT NOW….LATER…BUT NOT NOW!

Jammer made his way to the ring, ready to take on his longtime "friend?" and "partner?" and "roomate?" Big Chugga Chungus, formerly known as Vape. He was ready and raring to go, but to the shock of the crowd and Jammer himself, Chungus came out in a wheelchair being pushed by Mamoru Chiba and Chad Salad. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Jammer…you were always the weak link between us, and I would LOVE to show that to you and everyone else, but my lower back really hurts, so much so that I was not medically cleared to compete. I mean, even a slight tweak could lead me to have to lay in bed and play video games for…for days! I really don't want that, because I want to recover and get back to training with my NEW bestest buddy Mamoru Chiba. #Mamorudidnothingwrong! So no, I can't take you on tonight…but I tell you what. I have the perfect replacement. Snakebite, come on out!

The crowd erupted in boos as Snakebite ran out to face Jammer instead of Chungus. 

4. Singles: Jammer vs. Big Chugga Chungus Snakebite
-The contrasting styles of these competitors were immediately apparent as the bell rang, and Jammer's disgust and disdain over the change of match was very clear. Jammer's unorthodox, high-energy approach seemed to confuse Snakebite in the early going, with the baller competitor connecting with a series of unpredictable strikes and movements that kept his opponent off-balance.

Snakebite, true to his name, struck unexpectedly to turn the tide, targeting Jammer's left knee with precision. The methodical villain slowed the pace dramatically, applying torturous submission holds that had Jammer grimacing in pain as the crowd rallied behind their favorite.

The match's narrative centered on Snakebite's calculated dismantling of Jammer's mobility, with each attack focusing on the increasingly damaged knee. Jammer sold the injury convincingly, his normally fluid movements becoming labored as the match progressed.

After a particularly vicious dragon screw leg whip, Snakebite seemed confident in his victory, taking time to taunt the crowd. This proved to be his undoing. Despite his compromised state, Jammer caught his overconfident opponent with a surprise small package that earned a close two-count.

Though the pin attempt was unsuccessful, it provided Jammer with precious moments to recover. When Snakebite charged in for what he intended to be a finishing blow, Jammer countered with an adrenaline-fueled burst of offense that culminated in his signature move – the Slam Jam off the top rope. 

The crowd counted along with the referee as Jammer secured the victory, collapsing immediately after the three-count. Medical personnel assisted him from the ring as he raised his arms in triumph. That's when Big Chugga Chungus got out of his wheelchair and attacked Jammer's injured knee until Red Shirt Security arrived on the scene to keep them apart.
Winner: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Jammer is being helped away by Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and the Red Shirts, while Cheerleader Jenny is trying to get a piece of the retreating Chungus, who suddenly has to use the wheelchair again! What are Saxon and Novus wearing? 

Apple Kid: That's the garment for The Church of the Divine M's or as we in the know call it…"The Way". 

Larry Grim: Huh? What? Wait…why are YOU wearing those robes? Where do you get them? I didn't see you get up! 

Apple Kid: Uh…we should move to the main event yeah? Yeah! Let's go Mina-Chan! YEAH! 

Larry Grim: Seriously, what's going on here?

Backstage

Minako Aino stepped out from behind the dressing room screen, dressed and ready to go. 

Minako Aino: Ami? Rei? Makoto? I think I'm ready. I think I'm ready to win this! What do you think?!

Ami Mizuno: Um…I'm not so sure you ARE ready to go.

Minako Aino: What do you mean?

Rei Hino: Minako? What are you wearing?



Makoto Angel: Honey, you're dressed like Usagi. 

Minako Aino: Oh? Am I? Hehe…silly me….silly me. 

Makoto Angel: I know how you feel right now. I wondered if I was worthy of being the EBW Women's Champion myself. We spent so long seeing ourselves as less than, but we ALL created a new reality. We ALL created a new dynamic. You are not a retainer. You're not a body double. You're not the cheap imitation. You're Minako Aino! 

Rei Hino: You're the STAR of your own FlixNet show! 

Minako Aino: In its 15th season. 

Rei Hino: HOW?! 

Ami Mizuno: You are more than the sum of your parts. You're our friend. We believe in you. Go out there, and give it your all.

Minako Aino: Right! RIGHT! I'll go and do that RIGHT NOW! 

Makoto Angel: Maybe change first? 

Minako Aino: …I'll change first!

5. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Queen Beryl vs. Minako Aino
-Main event time! The stakes were evident as both competitors entered the ring for this crucial number one contender's match. Queen Beryl's entrance was regal and intimidating, her cold gaze sweeping across the crowd with disdain. By contrast, Minako Aino connected instantly with the audience, her charismatic energy drawing supportive chants before the opening bell.

The match began with Beryl asserting her power advantage, overwhelming Minako with brute strength in the early exchanges. The former champion methodically targeted Minako's midsection, delivering punishing strikes and submissions that tested the face's resolve.

Minako's resilience became the story of the match as she absorbed Beryl's offense while looking for opportunities to leverage her superior speed and agility. These opportunities were rare, as Beryl maintained control through the first half of the contest with veteran ring awareness and timely power moves.

The turning point came after a sequence where Beryl attempted to finish Minako. In a display of remarkable athleticism, Minako countered mid-move, transitioning into a victory roll that earned a near-fall and visibly frustrated the Dark Story Queen.

This frustration led to uncharacteristic mistakes from Beryl, who abandoned her methodical approach in favor of high-risk maneuvers that played into Minako's strengths. After dodging Beryl's wild charge into the corner, Minako mounted her comeback with a series of strikes and kicks that gradually wore down her larger opponent.

With both competitors exhausted and the crowd fully invested, Minako created the separation she needed to set up her finisher. As Beryl staggered forward, Minako connected with her signature Sailor V Kick.

The crowd erupted as Minako followed up the Beauty Shock dropping Beryl headfirst into the canvas. The impact was decisive, allowing Minako to secure the three-count and earn her opportunity at the EBW Women's Championship in a shocking upset.

After the match, Minako pointed toward the entrance, where Women's Champion Usagi Tsukino had appeared to observe the contest's conclusion. 
Winner: Minako Aino via Sailor V Kick x Beauty Shock -> Pin

Apple Kid: SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! YES! 

Larry Grim: Wow, you are decked out in Minako merch now. What happened to your cult gear? 

Apple Kid: My what?

Larry Grim: Oh wow, that came and went like a storm! Well folks, things are back to normal I guess, and despite apparent sightings of a giant woman outside, this show, the first show of Golden Week, was successful. We landed the plane! We'll see you all this week, as the Killer Queen special airs, followed by The Golden Tournament, which will feature the singles debut of Team Xcite's Captain, Luca Blight. Goodnight everybody! 

Apple Kid: MINA-CHAAAAN!

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