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Machismo · 12/19/2025 12:54 am

Smalltown Church

A rain soaked Trevor Mach entered the church and knelt down against the altar. He was full of anger and frustrations. As he knelt down, he began praying out loud.

Trevor Mach: God, I'm really struggling right now. I'm having such a tough time dealing with the swirling emotions I have inside of me. When I received you, when I received the spirit, I knew things would get harder now, so they'd be much easier later. You want me to cast my burdens onto you. You want me to pray to you. I do. I pray for forgiveness. I pray for strength. I pray for you to give me everything I need to be the man I need for my family, and for my profession. I believe you have, I truly do, but I fear I haven't been listening. You break chains. You released me from chains...but I put chains right back on. I put chains on the wolf. Your children are your sheep, and you are the sheppard, but this wolf means no harm to the sheep. This wolf....this wolf bows to the King. You are my God, always. I've just stuggled inside, and you know it, because I'm not being myself. I'm trapped in chains. I'm going to have to take the chains off. I feel like you're telling me to take the chains off. I hope you're telling me to take the chains off. I-

Fray Tiburon: Trevor? Trevor, is that you?

Trevor Mach: Heya Padre.

Fray Tiburon: Still calling me that.

Trevor Mach: You'll always be Padre to me...Padre.

Fray Tiburon: What troubles you so, that you felt you had to come here in this storm, in the middle of the night.

Trevor Mach: The storm is exactly why. I've been...fighting something inside. I've been fighting it so long, that I think I've been ignoring God's will, his small silent voice telling me to let go. It's easy to tell yourself something, and say that it was God, but this time, I feel it, Padre. God uses imperfect people for his perfect plans. He didn't ask me to become someone I'm not, just the best version of myself that I could be.

Fray Tiburon: The Mega Dudes wasn't your best version? You and Tack made history.

Trevor Mach: And then we lost it. We lost it not just to RRR, but what they represent. We lost in a world where we're far too passive to things. We lost it in a world where a bunch of self perceived good men do absolutely nothing! We lost it in a world, where I can't even escape the temptations of the woman who tried to kill my wife! She left her in a wheelchair! She tried getting into my head too, telling me all these things, that I don't believe...or I don't want to believe. Those opposing voices, she turned up the volume. RRR, they turned up the volume. Everything I see on the news, and in the world, and in my own life is turning up the volume. I'm tired of feeling guilty for how I feel. I'm going to give it up to God. I'm going to pray to him for guidance, but I'm always praying for forgiveness, because what comes next...might get a little messy.

Fray Tiburon: What are you intending?

Trevor Mach: I'm going to bare my fangs, Padre. I'm going to bare my fangs.

Suddenly, Fray Tiburon heard the sounds of motorcycles outside of the church. He and Trevor walked outside, as the storm began to clear up.

Trevor Mach: I'm focused, and the storm clears. I'm taking that as a sign.

Fray Tiburon: Derek? Heather? Dougie? What are they all doing here?

Trevor Mach: I asked them to meet me here.

Fray Tiburon: Little late for a Mach Family Reunion, isn't it?

Trevor Mach: Oh, it's a reunion, but not a Mach Family Reunion. It's our reunion with our curse.

Fray Tiburon: What?

Derek Mach: You sure about this, Trevor? Once we go down this road, it doesn't tend to end well.

Trevor Mach: If you ask me, we've allowed the fear of the curse to overwhelm us our whole lives. We let it conquer us, and it almost destroyed us. We are a family with a hot streak. We're fired up. We FEEL. We're supposed to feel. We let a lot of people tell us we had to be civilized. You can't ever truly civilize a wolf, and this is a pack of wolves.

Derek Mach: What the hell. Why not stir up trouble again. That's what I'm good at.

Dougie Mach: Time to truly get dynamic again.

Heather Mach: I'm just now shaking off what I was doing, but when the time came I decided who I was, and I made everyone accept that. Let's do this.

Trevor Mach: They can't stop us when we're together. They can't stop-

Trevor Mach: FENRIR!

Machismo · 12/20/2025 12:48 am

Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox here, with a special edition of EBW World, but it's more like 3'dPW World, for what we're mostly going to cover, but while we were getting this show ready, we saw the footage from Smalltown. Did Trevor Mach truly just reform Fenrir?! The most notorious group in wrestling! They used to be feared for the carnage and destruction they caused. Trevor left the group before joining EBW, but they eventually came after him, when it was led by Derek. They then attempted to crash land the Space Station into the Earth! Luckily, everyone seems to think that was somehow faked?! HOW DO YOU FAKE THAT!? Look up! The space station isn't up there anymore! Oh, controlled scheduled demolition was the popular theory. We're not working you guys, Fenrir was very VERY dangerous! Wow, I just can't believe that. What is that going to mean for EBW? What does this mean for the Mega Dudes!? We know that RRR is going to be in the house for Xcite. They can make that jump. What are we going to see?

Stephy Wyland: Moving onto 3'dPW though, they had a big show in their new Wrestle Zone! It looked..uh...great?

Stephy Wyland: Humble beginnings I guess? Well I don't know how 3'dPW has been running all this time before, but somehow they were able to turn a big profit on this one. How? Prime location I guess? Vusso got a bad building, but accidentally on a sought after location!

Ted Pettentool: That's right, my gift. A lot of newcomers flocked to the building, and you can always charge Zombies more. They don't tend to notice! It looks like that old drug store still has pills behind the counter. That's...not good. Not good at all. Those are probably expired too! The Vusso era was really set to take off with this one. Former EBW Champion, which is still weird to say, Big Chugga Chungus took on the LEGENDARY Lobster Man! This dude was working with Little Mac, Master Lu, and Dig Dug! They both have a lot of issues. Chungus gassed quickly and fell, but not before hitting Lobster Man forehead to forehead, igniting his horrific CTE, which I WISH people would take seriously, but they think it's a gimmick! Anyways, Lobster Man onto Chungus for the pin.

Stephy Wyland: Vedder Man, the Pearl Jam inspired former meth addict joined forces with Tanooki Blue Rains, the guy he put into the suit, as they took on Ninja Zack, a popular high flier, and F-Bomb 19...a guy...who has been around...a loooong time. F-Bomb 19 came in with a mask he bought from Spirit Halloween, but tried to show off, but that led to Tanooki Blue Rains getting the Spear on him for the win. I don't think the Tanooki gimmick was able to override the Blue Rains gimmick! The we saw the debut of the Sukajan Trio. Three young men, with a chip on their shoulders. They made their own rules, which worked out perfectly for them in 3'dPW with really REALLY relaxed rules. Johnny, Tommy, and Gordy Knicker were blindsided by having to wrestle actual Zombies, but it's in the contract that Zombies have to be working for 3'dPW at all times. The Sukajan Trio were actually a good get from Vusso, who was confused, thinking they were an E-Pop group. The main event is what was so noteworthy. We have...a NEW 3'dPW Champion. That's right, out of NOWHERE, the ex-con Dante Ward has become the 3'dPW Champion in his first match! How did this happen? Well it was a Reverse Coal Miner's Glove Match. What does that mean? Apparently, it meant that if you use the glove, you lose! That's what a confused Curry Man did, as the owner of 3'dPW lost the bout and his prized 3'dPW Championship to a confused, but accepting Dante Ward. Vusso is...well he's doing things with 3'dPW in the midst of an oncoming Threed boom. The whole town is about to become a massive city. Have fun building around all those graveyards!

3'dPW
Threed Wrestle Zone, Threed

1. Singles: Big Chugga Chungus vs. Lobster Man
Winner: Lobster Man via Falling -> Pin

2. Tag: Vedder Man/Tanooki Blue Rains vs. Ninja Zack/F-Bomb 19
Winner: Vedder Man/Tanooki Blue Rains[o] via Spear to F-Bomb 19 -> Pin

3. 6-Man Tag: Johnny Meppu[Debut]/Tommy Meppu[Debut]/Gordy Knicker[Debut] vs. Zombie #1/Zombie #2/Zombie #3
Winner: Johnny Meppu[o]/Tommy Meppu/Gordy Knicker via Twisting Brainbuster on Zombie #3 -> Pin

4. 3'dPW Championship - Reverse Coal Miner's Glove on a Pole Match: Curry Man(c) vs. Dante Ward[Debut]
Winner: Dante Ward due to Curry Man grabbing the Coal Miner's Glove -> NEW 3'dPW Champion!

Ted Pettentool: Wow! Dante Ward, the NEW 3'dPW Champion! That could become a big deal with the oncoming Threed Bo-

Preston Payne: Ladies and gentlemen, and whatever regulatory body is apparently asleep at the wheel, allow us to formally enter our grievance into the public record. I am Preston Payne, Esquire, co-holder of the TUE Tag Team Championships, a title we acquired through lawful combat, contractual obligation, and overwhelming precedent.

Barry Dockett: And I’m Barry Dockett, Counselor-at-Law, co-counsel, co-champion, and co-author of the most ironclad victory in TUE history. Exhibit A: us. Exhibit B: the belts. Exhibit C: everyone else’s silence.

Preston Payne: Now imagine our surprise, bordering on actionable outrage, when we turn on the broadcast and see 3’dPW, a dingy storefront jurisdiction with folding chairs for a seating chart, receiving airtime, spotlight, and narrative consideration.

Barry Dockett: While The Legal Limit, the first ever TUE Tag Team Champions, have yet to receive so much as a post-victory statement, press conference, or notarized acknowledgment of our historical achievement.

Preston Payne: This, Barry, is what we in the legal profession call negligence. Possibly gross negligence. And depending on how discovery goes, maybe even willful misconduct.

Barry Dockett: Let the record reflect: history was made. Case law was rewritten. Precedent was set. And yet the governing powers chose to allocate airtime to a promotion that still smells like expired cough syrup and broken dreams.

Preston Payne: We won those championships fair and square, no loopholes, no appeals pending, no injunctions filed...yet. And still, our victory has been buried under what can only be described as procedural incompetence.

Barry Dockett: So here’s our official notice. Consider this a cease and desist against disrespect. A formal objection to being overlooked. And a binding warning that The Legal Limit will not be ignored without consequences.

Preston Payne: We demand recognition. We demand airtime. And we demand it under the full force of legal authority, contractual expectation, and the simple fact that we are smarter than everyone in the room.

Barry Dockett: Failure to comply may result in sanctions...penalties...and severe damage to careers not protected by competent representation.

Preston Payne: Court is adjourned.

Ted Pettentool: They aren't kidding about the expired cough syrup. Apparently a lot of those guys in the Wrestle Zone got BLITZED on it!

Machismo · 12/21/2025 1:47 am

Boss M's Office

Boss M's and Lucca stood across the room from a grinning Tracy.

Boss M's: ...What the hell do you want, Tracy?

Tracy: Hehe...you know what I want. I want two things. I want Trevor...and I want to know who that bitch is dressed up as M's Style.

Boss M's: ...Not happening...and it's M's Style.

Tracy: You're going to play this game? If you think Troian can life the title from me, I-

Boss M's: It's not Troian.

Tracy: ...It's not?

Boss M's: No. Lucca here is Troian.

"Lucca": Hey! You're just gonna give it away?!

Boss M's: Lucca was forced to take his vacation days, but I need a purple haired assistant. I just...I just do.

Troian: Well, the jig is up.

Boss M's: Put the wig back on.

Troian: Oh maaan!

Tracy: Heh.

Boss M's: Oh you like the schtick, huh?

Tracy: No, what I think is funny is that I knew that wasn't Lucca. It couldn't be. Not after what I did.

Boss M's: What did you do?

Tracy produced a bag that she turned over on the desk. Clumps of purple hair fell out.

Tracy: Your purple haired assistant isn't so purple right now.

Boss M's: ...Damn you, Tracy.

Tracy: Hahaha! You really shouldn't play games with me.

Boss M's: It's no game! THIS ISN'T A GAME! M's Style is going to kick your ass! You're heading into the new year without my title around your waist.

Tracy: More likely scenario: I win, and then your husband wears me around his waist! Hahaha!

Boss M's: ...

Tracy left the room, as Boss M's phone started ringing.

Boss M's: *on the phone* Hello? Yeah. Lucca. Are you alright? I heard what happened. No! You HAVE to take your vacation time! I'm glad you're alright, but that's lawsuit territory! I know YOU wouldn't report me, but I'm not taking the risk! I'd rather deal with Tracy than lawyers!

Larry Grim: Welcome to Snowman! Christmas is JUST around the corner, and we're here to gift you a Christmas Special LIVE from the Snowman Train Station. It's cold enough to make bones rattle, trust me on that, but we're all fired up and ready to XCITE you!

Apple Kid: I know I'm Xcited, because Minako is in the opening match, but this whole show is going to be off the hook! We have TWO title bouts tonight! The EBW Women's Tag Team Championships will be on the line as the Outer Senshi challenges The Dark Story! We also have Jammer taking on Snakebite or Troy for the EBW Championship. The question to me, is why not Luca Blight? We know that Luca and his boys got themselves some sponsors behind the scenes. Some unknown faction wants to see them succeed. We don't know if it's going to be Snakebite or Troy though! It could be either one!

Larry Grim: Jammer didn't know who to train and prepare for. They're keeping the heat turned up for the Slam Master. We have a big show though, and time is ticking away, so let's get into it with our first match! The Sailor Sensations taking on former members Rei Hino and Ami Mizuno!

Apple Kid: Go Mina-chaaaaaan!

EBW: Xcite "Christmas Special"
Snowman Train Station, Snowman
ENN

1. Women's Tag: Usagi Tsukino/Minako Aino vs. Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno
-Snow continued to fall outside Snowman Train Station as the crowd packed in, scarves and signs raised high, and the opening bell rang on what was immediately clear would be a high-energy holiday clash. Usagi Tsukino and Minako Aino came out first, the pair visibly excited, soaking in the cheers and playing to the crowd with exaggerated poses and smiles. Across the ring, Rei Hino and Ami Mizuno were far more composed. Rei focused, intense, and ready to strike, while Ami calmly adjusted her gloves and surveyed the ring like a chessboard. Usagi tried to reach out to her old friends once again, and the two who claimed they weren't coereced by Beryl, but made this decision on their own, seemed to show some hesitancy, especially seeing Setsuna Meiou and Hotaru Tomoe standing on the stage, acting like a barrier between the two of them and the rest of The Dark Story.

The early moments belonged to Rei, who exploded out of the corner with stiff strikes that caught Usagi off guard. Usagi’s trademark resilience showed immediately, however, as she staggered but refused to fall, tagging in Minako to turn the tide. Minako brought speed and flair, using quick arm drags and a low dropkick to force Ami into retreat. Ami responded intelligently, cutting Minako off mid-run and grounding her with a textbook leg sweep, shifting the match into a more technical rhythm.

What followed was a beautiful contrast of styles. Ami methodically worked Minako’s leg, targeting the knee with precision while Rei prowled the apron, barking instructions and waiting for the kill. Minako managed to escape long enough to tag Usagi, and the energy in the building spiked instantly. Usagi fired up, absorbing strikes from both opponents and responding with wild but effective offense, sending Rei scrambling to the outside with a running clothesline.

The match reached its turning point when Rei attempted a surprise strike from the apron, only for Usagi to duck and Minako to blast her with a perfectly timed kick. Ami rushed in to save her partner, but chaos erupted, four women trading blows in the ring as the referee struggled to regain control. In the scramble, Minako caught Ami flush and launched her skyward.

Usagi climbed to the top rope as the crowd rose with her.

Moonsault.

Perfectly executed. Ami had no chance. The referee counted three, and the building erupted as Usagi Tsukino and Minako Aino stood tall, arms raised, celebrating a festive and emphatic victory to kick off the night.
Winners: Usagi Tsukino[o]/Minako Aino via Moonsault to Ami Mizuno -> Pin

Apple Kid: YES! THEY DID IT!

Larry Grim: Usagi and Minako with the win. Rei and Ami looked bewildered and confused. Maybe, just maybe, they weren't telling the truth about what happened between them!

Usagi Tsukino: Rei! Ami! You two are my dear friends! I love you so much! Can we please put this behind us and stand together again? Look, I know you're not destined to stand by my side anymore. You're not required. I put aside my royalty. I tossed aside that life. We're all free to make our own choices. I want you with me, not because I have to, but because I want to. I miss my friends!

Rei Hino: My head...Usagi?

Ami Mizuno: It appears several miscalculations have been made.

Rei Hino: Beryl.

Just then, Mamoru Chiba, Yaten Kou, and Taiki Kou came out. The Dark Starlights stood between Usagi and her old friends.

Mamoru Chiba: Girls, remember that Usagi Tsukino is a useless bitch! She has only ever used people. She's so desperate to have people around her to do her bidding! I escaped that. YOU escaped that! You're on the winning team, with me, Erica, Beryl, and the rest of The Dark Story. You have no reason to-

Rei rushed up and kicked Mamoru with a rising knee.

Larry Grim: Holy moly! That one looked like it HURT!

Apple Kid: YES! GET HIM!

Larry Grim: Rei and Ami are tearful! They're asking Usagi for forgiveness! They're hugging it out! You love to see it!

Apple Kid: They're crying! I'm crying! We're all crying!

Larry Grim: I can't cry...ever...but I would if I could?

Backstage

In an overly expensive locker room, Seto Kaiba was sipping champagne while pacing back and forth in front of Johnny Starbound and Jonas Silvermoon.

Seto Kaiba: Listen you two, I get it. I know you're only here because you want what I've got. This is a backstabbing business, and I respect you for not lying about that. You know that I have the power, I have the title. I HAVE MONEY! I have the last known Blue Eyes White Dragon card in existence! I have it all, and you want it. You want any part of what I've got, all you have to do is keep sharp out there tonight. We have three teams we're dealing with. That Keisuke Nago is a wild card, and Kiva's return has thrown the division into disarray, because no one has any clue what he's up to! Java Coffington...those cold...caffeinated eyes...and Maseo Kurenai...he wants this title back.

Johnny Starbound: Yeah, not to mention Yami-

Seto Kaiba: We don't need to focus on that LOSER! He's a second rate wrestler, with a third rate team! Just keep sharp.

Jonas Silvermoon: Who says I can't just take what I want right there, in the middle of the match.

Seto Kaiba: You could...but should you? Java Coffington...you made an enemy of the most dangerous coffee mascot in the world! You might want to focus on that.

Jonas Silvermoon: I didn't jump from TUE to be a lackey. Just remember that. I'm a roamer, but I've found someplace I want to be, because of something I want, and you're wearing it.

Seto Kaiba: Shoot your shot later, gypsy boy! We have a match to win!

2. CXJ Division 3-Trios Tag: Maseo Kurenai/Keisuke Nago/Java Coffington vs. Seto Kaiba/Johnny Starbound/Jonas Silvermoon vs. Yami Yugi/Tai/Matt
-If the opening match lit the fuse, this one blew the roof clean off Snowman Train Station.

Nine competitors. Three vastly different teams. Absolute chaos.

The bell barely rang before bodies collided. Maseo Kurenai and Keisuke Nago moved with focused precision, isolating Jonas Silvermoon early, while Java Coffington lurked like a caffeinated menace, bouncing on his heels and taunting anyone foolish enough to approach. Across the ring, Seto Kaiba barked orders with surgical arrogance, directing Johnny Starbound into the fray while Yami Yugi’s team waited, watching, calculating.

That patience paid off when Yami suddenly entered and dismantled everyone in sight with sharp strikes and explosive counters, sending the crowd into a frenzy. Tai and Matt followed up with crisp tandem offense, briefly taking control of the match and nearly stealing a pinfall on Starbound after a devastating double team.

The match devolved into constant motion, with tags flying and no team able to maintain control for long. Kaiba nearly ended it with a brutal Blue Eyes White Dragon on Coffington, only for Maseo to break it up at the last possible second. Moments later, Yami attempted to capitalize, but Keisuke Nago cut him off mid-move with a lightning-fast strike that dropped him cold.

The finish came in a blur. Jonas Silvermoon found himself alone in the ring, disoriented, as Java Coffington tagged in. The crowd knew what was coming.

Coffington hit the ropes, built momentum, and blasted the gypsy spoiler, before he unleashed the Caffeine Crash, blasting Jonas flat. The referee counted three.
Winners: Maseo Kurenai/Keisuke Nago/Java Coffington[o] via Caffeine Crash to Jonas Silvermoon -> Pin

Larry Grim: Big win for Maseo, Nago, and Java! Java is making Jonas Silvermoon pay for picking a fight with the purveyor of the most delicious blends of coffee you've ever had, which you can get from Cafe Noir or Cafe Noir brand coffees available all over. Cafe Noir, a subsidiary of the Geist Corporation!

Apple Kid: Look! Here comes Kiva again! What is he doing here? Keisuke Nago is standing between him and Maseo Kurenai. He just blocked him from attacking his own son again! What is going on there?

Larry Grim: The CXJ Division has been wild lately, but a big name is missing from the ruckus, and I'm of course talking about the the 2025 Best of the Super CXJ Winner, Grind. Where has he been? Well, let's hear it from the man himself.

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Grind: Miss me? I miss you too. I miss the fun and excitement that comes from hitting that ring, flipping over those ropes, and being the best at what I do while rocking roller blades the whole time. So I was working hurt. So sue me, I didn't want to miss that island tour! I didn't want to miss the fun in the sun and the chance to win the Best of the Super CXJ! It caught up to me, and I needed some time to get my mind and body back on track. I'm ready though, and I know exactly what I want to do for my return match. I want to face a guy that Rishin Fliger himself picked out as one of the top stars of CXJ. I'm talking about you, Java Coffington. I like your moves, and I love your coffee, but I want to be seen as the very best in the CXJ Division. I want to be remembered for that, for what I do now, and not what came before. I challenge you, and I even know the perfect guy to be the referee.

Rishin Fliger: AND THATSIS WOULDS BE RISHIN FLIGERS!

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Apple Kid: Whoa! Grind versus Java Coffington?! Rishin Fliger as the Special Guest Referee?!

Larry Grim: I'm told the match has already been made official, and it's going to happen at Last Clash 2025.

Boss M's Office

Boss M's: That match is official, and it's going to happen at Last Clash 2025.

-

Larry Grim: See?

Apple Kid: What Christmas gift! I bet Tack Angel is excited about Christmas.

Larry Grim: What..uh..what brought that on?

Apple Kid: He's getting interviewed next.

Larry Grim: Oh.

Apple Kid: Yeah.

Backstage

Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS-

Tack Angel: AH!

Good News Gary: Ah?! What?! What did I do?

Tack Angel: Sorry, I'm just jumpy for some reason around Christmas, I don't know why.

Good News Gary: I see. So I wanted to talk to you about what comes next for the Star Spangled Prince. We've seen the big news about Trevor Mach. Are the Mega Dudes finished?

Tack Angel: Trevor and I are brothers, we're never finished. The Mega Dudes are bonded! We carry the spirit of Eagleland with us at all times. We have times where we converge and when that happens everything in EBW changes around us. It's THAT powerful. However we also have our own goals that we have to pursue. Basically, Trevor wants another piece of the ones that burned us, and he's willing to take off the chains to get the job done. Me? I'm the Eagleland Champion. I'm right where I want to be, and I'm about to go enjoy a celebration with all the Sensations reunited. We're going to be all there together to cheer on the Outer Senshi in their title challenge tonight. That's what I want. This is where I want to be. We have different philosophies. I can shake off what happened. If they come here with those Super Tag Team Championships, and they disparage the red, white, and blue, than the Star Spangled Prince will be all over them, but Trevor has always been more of a...Renegade...fitting consider what he plans to do.

Good News Gary: What do Fenrir plan to do?

Tack Angel: You'll just have to wait and see.

3. Singles: Benjamin vs. CP Munk
-This was a fight. Plain and simple.

Benjamin entered with a quiet intensity, while CP Munk bounced around the ring, mocking him, playing to the crowd, and refusing to take the match seriously. That attitude proved costly. Benjamin absorbed Munk’s early flurry and answered with raw power, throwing Munk around the ring with suplexes that echoed through the station.

CP Munk tried to regain control with dirty tactics. Eye rakes, cheap shots, and taunts, but Benjamin stayed locked in. The turning point came when Munk missed a high-risk maneuver and landed hard, giving Benjamin the opening he needed.

One explosive charge.

Spear.

The impact folded Munk in half. Three seconds later, it was over.
Winner: Benjamin via Spear -> Pin

Larry Grim: And a big win for Benjamin! We-

Apple Kid: Hold on, Larry! I'm hearing that Bashin Dan is taking a beating backstage!

Larry Grim: What?!

Backstage

Luca Blight was seen throwing a bloody Bashin Dan through a table, as security tried and failed to calm him down. Luca's bloodlust was at a peak as EBW Champion Jammer finally showed up to fight him off. Benjamin ran from the ring to help out.

Jammer: Yo man, what the hell?! Why are you picking a fight with Danny boy! It should be me you want, and I'm right here!

Luca Blight: You? Vile disgusting pig! I don't want you. I want what you have, but it can wait. This little piggy has been a thorn in my side! He has cost me victories! He has cost me blood. I am taking what he owes!

Bashin Dan: *cough cough* It's fine, guys. He wants a challenge. That's what I'm here for.

Luca Blight: You're still standing?! You want more?! Do you not fear the pain I will inflict on you?

Bashin Dan: My only fear is running out of challengers. You want a fight, then I'll fight you. I'll fight you at Last Clash. Last Man STANDING!

Luca Blight: Perfect. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!

Bashin Dan: I agree.

Jammer: ...We weren't needed at all.

Benjamin: He's a glutton for punishment.

Tack Angel, The Sailor Sensations, and Seiya Kou came out to cheer on the Outer Senshi for their title bout against Queen Beryl and Erica.

4. EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Queen Beryl(c)/Erica vs. Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaioh
-The atmosphere shifted completely as the championship bout began. Queen Beryl entered with confidence bordering on arrogance, the gold gleaming at her side, while Erica stood ready to back her up with ruthless efficiency. Across the ring, Haruka Tenoh and Michiru Kaioh exuded calm, deadly focus—this was not bravado. This chemistry for these two...possible cousins. They seem pretty close.

The champions tried to overwhelm Michiru early, but her fluid movement and precision kept her just out of reach. Haruka tagged in and exploded with offense, dropping Erica with a crushing strike that set the tone for the challengers. Beryl attempted to slow the match down, using experience and shortcuts, but Haruka and Michiru worked seamlessly, tagging in and out, never letting the champions settle. The Dark Starlights were kept at bay, keeping this match as fair as possible.

The end came after a frantic scramble. Erica was taken out on the outside, leaving Queen Beryl alone. Michiru trapped her, Haruka launched in. Deep Submerge.

Beryl had no escape. The referee counted three, as Haruka Tenoh and Michiru Kaioh became the NEW EBW Women's Tag Team Championship.
Winners: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaioh[o] via Deep Submerge to Queen Beryl -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Tag Team Champions!

Larry Grim: They did it! They did it!

Apple Kid: THEEEEY DID IT!!!

Larry Grim: The Dark Story lost Rei and Ami tonight AND THE EBW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! AMAZING!

Apple Kid: What could be bigger and better than this?!

Larry Grim: The next match!

Apple Kid: OH YEAH!

Larry Grim: That's right, our last Christmas gift for you tonight, as Jammer defends against either Snakebite or Tr-

Great Tiger: Hold it! Clear the stage. The NEW EBW Super Tag Team Champions are here! Introducing Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem! RRR!

The crowd booed as Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem came out with Great Tiger and Hashim Al-Singh.

Great Tiger: Your eyes do not deceive you. Raju and Bheem are here, but they're not alone. Where they go, we go. We're a package deal. People like us do that. We go places together, and we insulate ourselves with our own communities. We're not trying to assimilate. We're here to take over! We're invaders, and we have conquered EBW's Super Tag Team Championships! A great glory than Little Mac ever saw, I'll tell you that much, and I am the manager that brought back Hashim Al-Singh, and showed RRR the reality of the situation. I'm the one that helped make this happen! We're here tonight to show all of you what a real elite team looks like, and we're here to show the changing face of EBW and Eagleland! You know what I'm talking about. Raju, would you like to-

Before Great Tiger could hand over the microphone, the teams was interupted by a new theme song, and once everyone realized who it was, the roof practically came off the building.

Larry Grim: It's Fenrir! Fenrir is in the building!!!

Apple Kid: What?! But three of those wrestlers are contracted Renegades!

Larry Grim: Possibly not, if what I heard is true.

Apple Kid: What? What did you hear?

Trevor Mach: YEAH BABY! Just when you thought it was safe to pick a fight with some hungry wolves. Why would you EVER think that's safe?! You want to know why I took the chains off? You want to know why Fenrir is loose? Good. Because I’m done pretending it was an accident. Rama Raju. Komaram Bheem. Hashim Al-Singh. Great Tiger. I didn’t wake up one day and decide to be the villain. I got tired of pretending this place was a group therapy session instead of a fight club with a ring. Hashim, buddy, you don’t get to walk around acting like strength gives you a the right to be a dick. I’ve seen how you talk, how you stare, how you puff your chest like being jacked is a personality. You're a dick to women. When my daughter got into your face, you blinked! RRR, you used to have my respect, until you took off the mask and showed us all who you truly are. Nothing deep or meaningful. Just a bunch of entitlement BS. Hey, do you guys feel good with how you won those belts? Hashim, you had to let a woman do your dirty work. She did it better than you ever could. How do you feel about that? So, I tried the nice guy thing. I smiled. I shook hands. I did your song and dance, and I waved the flag of this great country, while so many behind the scenes were allowing people like YOU to suck it dry. But then I prayed, and I realized...nice guys don’t fix problems. They just make them comfortable. So I stopped. Fenrir isn’t a phase. Fenrir is what happens when I stop holding my emotions hostage for the sake of being “professional.” Fenrir is rage with a sense of humor. Fenrir is accountability...with teeth. I didn’t want to be the nice guy. But I’ll be the right guy. Because when you cross the line, when you disrespect women, steal spotlight, and treat hard work like it’s for everyone else, someone has to remind you how consequences work. And that someone? Isn’t just me. It’s Derek, the nightmare you've all been sleeping on. It’s Dougie, who just remembered how DYNAMIC he was when he was the World Champion. He's got that BITE back! It’s Heather. She doesn't need to be a Judas to be a wolf. She's got fangs. We all do. We're not the nice guys. We're the right guys. We're the MIGHT guys. We don’t ask politely. We don’t wait our turn. We're not Xciters. We're not Renegades. Consider us free agents! That means you have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide! So yeah, Fenrir’s loose. I've been let loose! Not because I snapped. But because I finally stopped pretending that myself, and my family here, we truly are a pack of hungry wolves. Welcome to the food chain.

Larry Grim: Wow! Fenrir is back! Trevor made it clear, that it's time get serious, but even bigger news is that Trevor, Derek, Dougie, and Heather are free agents! They are forgoing contracts which can make things much more difficult for them to make the big bucks, but at the same time they can and will show up whenever they want, whereEVER they want.

Apple Kid: Incredible stuff. Fenrir is a notorious name. They are a notorious group! What a shift! MEGA Summer is giving way to Fenrir's fangs at the turn of the new year! Who knows what to expect when Fenrir comes after RRR?!

Larry Grim: It's hard to believe, but we still have a BIG BIG main event! Jammer, the EBW Champion, is defending against either Snakebite or Troy. Who is going to be?! Whomst've!?

Backstage

Troy and Snakebite were both pacing backstage as Luca Blight put his hands on both of the shoulders of the EBW Tag Team Champions. He bowed his head for a moment, before nodding and patting Snakebite, sending him out to get the match. Troy punched a wall and screamed, but Luca whispered something to him and handed him a large wad of cash, that seemed to calm him down.

Elsewhere, the EBW Champion Jammer left his locker room to a huge reaction. Someone tried to pass him a basketball off camera, and he barely managed to grab it. He took a shot at a big hoop several feet away. The ball went off camera, but it looked like Cheerleader Jenny with a seperate ball dropped it into the hoop. I don't think she was supposed to be seen.

5. EBW Championship: Jammer(c) vs. Snakebite
-Main event time, and the main event delivered exactly what the crowd wanted: violence, grit, and heart.

Snakebite stalked Jammer from the opening bell, targeting the champion with ruthless efficiency. Jammer weathered the storm, absorbing punishment and firing back with heavy strikes that brought the crowd to its feet. The match spilled outside, then back in, each man refusing to stay down. Cheerleader Jenny came out to cheer on her champion. That seemed to give him an extra pep in his step.

Snakebite nearly ended it with a vicious sequence that had Jammer barely moving, but the champion dug deep, surviving on pure willpower. With the crowd chanting his name, Jammer found his opening, powered through Snakebite’s final attack, and ducked a big boot, hitting off the ropes, a hard leg lariat before he went up top and delivered the Slam Jam with authority.

Three count.

The champion stood tall, battered but unbroken. He brought the slam AND the jam.
Winner: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Larry Grim: Jammer wins! The champ was victorious! He will head into 2026 as the EBW Champion, as Benjamin and a battered Bashin Dan come out to celebrate with him. Luca and Troy are staring daggers on the stage.

Apple Kid: Luca Blight is insane! He is forgoing the title match he could DEFINITELY have, because he wants to hurt, maim, and possibly KILL Bashin Dan! He might be more dangerous than the Dangerous Player himself!

Larry Grim: Xciters, we're out of time, but we'll see you at Last Clash 2025 in Saturn City!

Outside the Snowman Train Station

Tracy was cursing to herself as she walked away with her suitcase, her title belt, and a clump of purple hair from Lucca. Then she stopped dead in her tracks as she saw "M's Style" across the street.

Tracy: You....YOU! WHO ARE YOU?! HEY! GET BACK HERE! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THE CHAMPION WILL BE FACING! ANSWER ME! WHO ARE YOOOOU!?

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Machismo · 12/23/2025 6:56 pm

Gamer Girlz Room

Chrisy and Alison Chains were sitting in their darkened room, playing games as per usual, complaining about the frame rate of their recent purchase.

Christy Angel: Ridiculous! This game is chugging along.

Alison Chains: Told you it wouldn't work.

Christy Angel: Yeah, and that's always weird to me. You're an absolute lunatic, but you know the ins and outs of computers.

Alison Chains: If we do some ins and outs on the streets, we could finally afford that new graphics card...and I could visit my deale- good friend who supplies me...stuff.

Christy Angel: I'm already ahead of you on that! I've got this foolproof new strat, that's going to make me some big big bucks and-

Suddenly, Christy's phone begane to ring. She put it on speaker as her father chimed in, shouting immediately.

Tack Angel: CHRISTY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Christy Angel: What?! What did I do?! What did I do?!

Tack Angel: Makoto found your page!

Christy Angel: What? My foot pics? Didn't we already go over this?

Tack Angel: Not that one! The OnlyMarks page!

Christy Angel: Eep!

Tack Angel: What is this?!

Christy Angel: DAD! DON'T LOOK AT THAT!

Tack Angel: What's going on with this?!

Christy Angel: I didn't realize I'd set the timer on the camera!

Tack Angel: You poor girl. You have your father's butt!

Christy Angel: DAD! STOP LOOKING! CUT IT OUT!

Tack Angel: I'm trying to be supportive, but what it this!

Christy Angel: Alright THAT TIME, I knew the camera was rolling, and I pretended to be surprised!

Tack Angel: Do you not have pants, honey? Do I need to buy you pants?

Christy Angel: No, I have pants!

Tack Angel: Do you have pants on right now?

Christy Angel: ...

Tack Angel: DO YOU HAVE PANTS ON RIGHT NOW?!

Christy Angel: NO!

Tack Angel: Heck and a half! Daughter, you're IN the arena!

Christy Angel: The sign on the door says "No Boys Allowed", so I think we're good!

Tack Angel: WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?!

Christy Angel: Oh...that? That was a tastefully done...uh...gravure shot! Yeah, that's it. You like Edo stuff! It was a gravure shot!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Daughter, I love you, and I get that you must be exploring your sexuality or something, but...did you HAVE to include this one in the family Christmas cards?

Christy Angel: I DID THAT?!

Tack Angel: ...An accident. You did it accidentally. That's fine...I uh...I understand. I used to do that a lot. I sent out of a picture of me as John Tack with Tess once that...well people got the wrong idea. It's fine. I'm just trying to understand. Do you need money? Are you broke?

Christy Angel: I'm trying to get a new graphics card!

Tack Angel: A new one? A new new one?

Christy Angel: YES!

Tack Angel: ...You're going to have to step up your content. Do you have ANY idea how much those cost? Maybe I could be your manager?

Christy Angel: WHAT?!

Tack Angel: Or something! I need someone to keep an eye on you apparently. I'd ask Cade, but he's joined a club with Subculture that he probably doesn't want to be in.

Christy Angel: Dad NO!

Tack Angel: Now I think the gamer cat girl look will be popular. Guys like cat ear head phones. Your gigantic Angel ass isn't cratered and hairy like mine so-

Chrisy Angel: DAD GROSS!

Alison Chains: Hehehehe.

Tack Angel: I'm just trying to be supportive! Now, how did you get that tail to stick on in the back? It doesn't look like it's tied on to anything.

Christy Angel: Dad, this conversation needs to stop right now. I don't want to-

Tack Angel: What? What's the problem?

Alison Chains: What's he talking abou- OH! That's that plug you bought!

Christy Angel: ALISON!!!

Tack Angel: Plug? ...Honey...I've got to go. We'll see for Christmas dinner. Please try to wear pants?

Christy Angel: Dad? Dad! Don't hang up! Wait! I can-! DAMMIT ALISON!

Alison Chains: What?!

?

Boomtown found himself in a dark and desolate graveyard, standing next to a skeletal creature in a black robe. He looked down at the tombstone with fear. It had his name on it.

Boomtown: Spirit, please! I'm Christmas-pilled! I'm no longer going Scrooge Mode! I-I promise to be jolly-maxing and cheer coded all year round! I'm in my redememption era, Spirit! Tell me these events are not deadass!

Larry Grim: Huh? I'm sorry are you talking to me?

Boomtown: ...Larry? Are you not the ghost of Christmas future?

Larry Grim: Uh...nope! I was just here...visiting old friends.

Boomtown: ...Then why does this tombstone have my name on it!

Larry Grim: That's a fake tombstone. I think you were pranked.

Boomtown: ...That's the last time I go to an open bar Kurogane might be at! I'VE LEARNED NOTHING! I'M STILL VERY VERY MUCH A DICK! DEADASS!

Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Snowman Train Station! Christmas is almost here, but we're here for a little HAVOK!

Nerma: That's going to be an awkward family dinner for the Angel Family, but for the rest of us, let's hope we have a fun, happy, and safe Christmas together with family, and that we remember the reason for the season as we watch the gentle glow of the fireplace....BUT BEFORE THAT, SOME RENEGADES ARE GOING TO GO ALL OUT! The World Champion AND the EBW Super Champion are in action!

Tommy Dukes: You're probably wondering about what's going on between Sal Paradise and Jamie OD as well. Well Sal was abducted last week, and found in bad condition. He's currently at the hospital in Reindeer, because the trip here would've been too much. We don't know WHERE Jamie OD is.

Nerma: He's a psycopath, that's for sure. Did he do what Sal is claiming? I don't know. I mean he claims her killed him too, and I mean, we've see him. He's living and breathing. I tried to ask Larry about it, but he said he needed to get his bones polished and walked off. I was offended, until I realized it was literal and my mind was just in the gutter.

Tommy Dukes: We're all in the gutter. Tack just texted me. Since he's stuck on Xcite, he was asking me to find someone to watch over his daughter for him.

Nerma: We don't have time for that! It's Christmas time, and we're going to deliver some gifts tonight! We're starting with the World Championship #1 Contender Firebrand X as he locks up with Carter Grayson once again.

Tommy Dukes: Let's TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: Havok "Christmas Special"
Snowman Train Station, Snowman
ENT

1. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Carter Grayson
-The opening bell rang with Snowman Train Station already rumbling, and Firebrand X came with his wife Gemma at his side, a rare appearance for her. Carter Grayson entered confident, jaw set, pacing the ring like a man ready to prove he belonged—but Firebrand X entered like a walking natural disaster.

From the first lock-up, Firebrand X overpowered Grayson, driving him back with raw force and clubbing forearms. Grayson tried to use speed to compensate, slipping behind and firing off quick strikes, but every time he landed one, Firebrand X just stood, his mask hiding if it even bothered him at all.

Grayson mounted a brief comeback, connecting with a flying knee and a snap DDT that actually staggered Firebrand X, drawing a sharp reaction from the audience. He followed up with a springboard attack, nearly catching Firebrand X clean, but the moment he hesitated, one second too long, the match turned brutal.

Firebrand X caught him mid-motion and slammed him down hard. From there, it was systematic destruction. Heavy strikes. A crushing corner assault. Grayson tried crawling to the ropes, but Firebrand X yanked him back to center like prey refusing to escape.

The crowd rallied behind Grayon, and the heroic firefighter hoisted up Firebrand in a surprise carry, and looked to shock him with his finish, but Gemma tripped him up, drawing boos from the Renegades. Firebrand hit a low blow as the ref tried to admonish Gemma.

The end came suddenly. Firebrand X hoisted Grayson up, the crowd already on their feet, and planted him with the Fire Thunder Driver, snapping Grayson down with authority. The referee counted three as Firebrand X stood over the wreckage, unmoved, unbothered, no issues getting the assist to achieve victory.
Winner: Firebrand X via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin

Nerma: Can you believe that? Now he's got Gemma helping him out.

Tommy Dukes: She always did have two sides to herself. Eh? Eh? Cause Gemin- whatever. Firebrand X is showing he's willing to dig into every tactic possible to win the World Championship from Zyro Kurogane at Last Clash. One of those tactics might involve the Boom Crew. They all hate the guts of Samurai Ifrit, and we could see a spite assist at Last Clash. Who knows HOW Last Clash is going to go down outside of the Saturn Dome on New Year's Eve!

Outside of the Snowman Train Station

A corvette pulled up to the station as Great Tiger came out with Hashim Al-Singh, and the EBW Super Tag Team Champions Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem. Little Mac was waiting for them.

Little Mac: Took you long enough. Great Tiger.

Great Tiger: Didn't think we'd miss tonight, did you? After all, we have wolves to de-fang, and I'd love to get started with with Derek Mach tonight.

Hashim Al-Singh: I will take care of that. Send the crowd home upset on this accured holiday. Christmas, what a joke. A violation of my beliefs, that warrants violence, plain and simple.

Little Mac: I liked you better when you weren't such a self righterous asshole.

Hashim Al-Singh: I have my beliefs, and I also have a great deal of money. This corvette, bought and paid for by me. It's decked out with everything you could ask for. I have money, I have power, and I have influence. I didn't have to show up here. I did so, because another Mach needs to be battered. It's only a shame you won't let me put that little bitch in her place as well. How DARE she look me in the eyes.

Little Mac: Great guy you three are hanging around with. Then again, I know what happens when white girls go to Dalaam.

Great Tiger: HOW DARE YOU?!

Little Mac: How dare YOU show up so damn late to MY show! Get in there and get ready, Hashim, or I'll fine your ass. I hear you have a lot of money!

Great Tiger: Are THEY here?

Little Mac: Why? You scared?

Great Tiger: I'm concerned about your biases.

Little Mac: Oh? Yeah, I have a lot of history with Trevor Mach, that's true. However, he went free agent, so he's able to show up if he wants.

Great Tiger: That is if you actually book him.

Little Mac: Well, why wouldn't I? Tali and I worked it all out. He's the VBW Champion, and has been for a long time. Both brands recognize the title for what it is. We discussed it with VBW as well. Why NOT have him show up...for title exposure you see.

Great Tiger: ...Right.

Little Mac: Get Hashim in the building. Yeah, don't look at me like that Raju. I'm not happy with you two either! You left me vacated tag titles at the end of the year. Thanks for that! Merry Christmas. *sigh*

-

Nerma: Well, glad to see they made it...I think. I didn't recall seeing Trevor Mach in the building though. I DID see Derek, Dougie, and Heather.

Tommy Dukes: Maybe he's running late too?

Nerma: Well maybe the spirit of Bushido will lure the leader of Fenrir into the building, as up next, former Women's Interim World Champion Val Dorado takes on Wendy Mustang in Bushido Rules!

2. Lady Renegades Bushido Rules Singles: Wendy Mustang vs. Val Dorado
-Bushido Rules meant there would be no excuses—no cowardice, no shortcuts, and no mercy. Wendy Mustang and Val Dorado met in the center of the ring and bowed, the respect ending the moment fists started flying.

Val Dorado struck first, using crisp technique and sharp timing to keep Wendy at bay. Her kicks were precise, snapping against Wendy’s ribs and legs, trying to break her down piece by piece. Wendy absorbed the punishment, grit etched across her face, refusing to back down.

The pace escalated quickly. Wendy Mustang answered with raw aggression, driving Val Dorado into the corner with stiff forearms and a brutal chop that echoed through the station.

Val Dorado attempted to outmaneuver Wendy, ducking under strikes and targeting the legs, trying to slow the powerhouse down. For a moment, it worked—Wendy stumbled, and Val Dorado nearly secured a submission after a slick combination and a rolling strike.

But Wendy Mustang roared back to life.

She powered through Val Dorado’s offense, scooping her up and slamming her down hard, the ring shaking beneath them. The crowd rallied behind Wendy as she lined up her opponent, eyes locked, adrenaline surging.

Val Dorado charged as Wendy leapt.

The Front Flip Lariat attempt would knock Val out, but Val remembered the rules of Bushido better than Wendy on this. She simply pushed Wendy off the apron, a situation she put herself in. An instant Ring Out and victory for Val Dorado!
Winner: Val Dorado via Ring Out!

Nerma: Wow, what a genius tactic! Val used her knowledge of the rules to force the Ring Out! Wendy is livid!

Tommy Dukes: Here comes Darkness Aoi and Diamond Rosa, but behing them is the Women's World Champion! Here comes Ripper Jane right behind her!

Nerma: They're fighting it out! It's war out here! Someone bring some order out here! Whoa!

Backstage

Standing backstage were the EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui, World Champion Zyro Kurogane, and Dragon Shiryu.

Zyro Kurogane: Ahhh, the Boom Crew. Influencers. Content creators. Algorithm merchants. Other modern bullshit. See, I love the Boom Crew. Truly. Because every time they open their mouths, they remind me how lucky I am that I don’t have to fake a personality for clicks. I already get paid to be me. Way easier. You guys talk big. You vlog big. You lose big. And tonight? You’re getting demonetized...by force.

Takumi Inui: You joke. You posture. You hide behind noise. We don’t

Dragon Shiryu: War is not loud. War is preparation. War is patience. War is knowing exactly where to strike...and when. The Boom Crew thinks chaos is power. They mistake volume for strength. Tonight, I see them learning the difference.

Zyro Kurogane: So boys, since it’s the holidays, we did get you something. No gold. No wins. No legacy. Just a big, shiny, professionally delivered...L. Wrap it up. Take it home. Cry about it on stream. We’ll still be champions tomorrow.

3. Non-Title Singles: Zyro Kurogane vs. Generator
-This match was a clash of loud and colorful personalities. "Mr. Electricity" Generator came in like a machine, deliberate and relentless, while Zyro Kurogane moved with cold precision, every motion calculated and punctuated with his cocky smirk.

Generator pressed the early advantage, overpowering Zyro with sheer grinding pressure. He forced Zyro into the ropes, hammering him with body blows and grinding the pace down to something suffocating. The Renegades booed him, wanting to see his high flying antics, but he waved them off as he seemed hellbent on breaking down the World Champion. Zyro struggled early, absorbing punishment and narrowly escaping a crushing slam that could have ended it.

But Zyro adapted.

Using speed and technique, Zyro began targeting Generator’s limbs, chopping him down with quick strikes and joint manipulation. Circling like a Beyblade. Generator powered through it at first, but cracks began to show. Zyro capitalized, chaining together rapid offense that stunned his colorful opponent.

The turning point came when Generator attempted to overpower Zyro one final time. Zyro slipped free, spun behind, and unleashed Let It Rip, staggering Generator just long enough to lift him into the Straight Jacket Hagen.

Generator fought.
Generator strained.
Generator had nowhere to go.

The pin came moments later.
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip x Straight Jacket Hagen -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: And the World Champion gets the win! A big win for him. No Boomtown or Hotlanta, and I think I know why. I'm hearing that the Super Champion and Shiryu cut them off backstage. These two teams hate each other. We have so much animosity on the brand of the Renegades! It's Christmas guys! Come on!

Cade Yaggis: That's right folks, it's Christmas, and while I can't give my gift to Christy yet, because it says "No Boys Allowed", but I have a gift for all of you! I'm the Television Champion! I'm the Trigger Man! I have to give my Renegades a gift! The Television Championship is on the line! Open Challenge! I'm calling my shots! You want us Renegades to step up, Little Mac? I'm stepping up! Who am I getting?

Jeff Andonuts: You're getting a blast from the past, my former student! Ness, Poo, and I trained you, and now it's time to test out that training! It's the genius of Jet Havok, Jeff Andonuts!

4. EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. Jeff Andonuts
-The open challenge brought intrigue, and Jeff Andonuts answered to a strong reaction. Cade Yaggis looked impressed, but he was also ready. Jeff was there during Cade's training, so he knew what to expect.

The match was fast and competitive, Andonuts using technical precision and brains to keep the champion guessing. He surprised Yaggis early with a series of quick counters and nearly shocked the building with a sudden near-fall that had the champion scrambling.

Yaggis adjusted, slowing the match down. He targeted Andonuts relentlessly, cutting him off at every turn, and asserting why he held the Television Championship. Andonuts refused to quit, rallying the crowd and firing back with everything he had.

The finish came after a desperate exchange, with Yaggis catching Andonuts out of mid-air for a phenomenal Cadebreaker and the pinfall victory.
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: Cade Yaggis with a great win there! The Television Championship remains with the Trigger Man!

Nerma: I love it. He made his own match, and used the stroke that comes with holding the TV gold. Merry Christmas, Cade!

Tommy Dukes: I wonder if he knows about Christy's OnlyMarks account. Hmmm.

Nerma: Why do you have it open?

Tommy Dukes: I'm using YOUR phone.

Nerma: ...I was curious.

Tommy Dukes: Oh? That's a new wrinkle in my marriage.

Nerma: Not like THAT!

Tommy Dukes: Oh...damn.

Nerma: What?

Tommy Dukes: Nothing. Up next, we have a heated battle, as Derek Mach takes on Hashim Al-Singh! Fenrir is on the loose! Feel the storm? It's coming!

5. Singles: Derek Mach vs. Hashim Al-Singh
-This match never had a chance to end clean.

From the opening bell, the tension was volcanic. Derek Mach and Hashim Al-Singh didn’t wrestle—they fought. Punches flew. The referee lost control almost immediately. Hashim mocked Mach relentlessly, while Mach responded with pure violence.

The fight spilled to the outside, security scrambling as chairs were knocked aside and bodies slammed into barricades. Neither man cared about winning anymore. They wanted damage.

Officials swarmed the scene, but it only made things worse. Strikes flew, tempers snapped, and the referee had no choice but to throw the match out.
Winner: No Contest

Tommy Dukes: It's bedlam out here! RRR are out here! Fenrir are striking! This is chaos! Get someone to stop them! No not black shirts! OH NO! They never had a chance!

Nerma: I still don't see Trevor! Wait...look on the screen! Outside!

A camera showed outside of the Train Station, as a monster truck carrying the Fenrir name drove up. Trevor Mach popped his head out of the window.

Trevor Mach: Hope you got insurance, Hashim!

Trevor revved up the truck and quickly ran it over Hashim's expensive car. Inside the station, Hashim was furious and livid. He shouted down Trevor, as the leader of Fenrir circled around and smashed the car even more.

Trevor Mach: You and me at Last Clash, Hashim! Bushido Rules!

Trevor drove over the car one more time before driving off.

Tommy Dukes: So...there he was. Nice truck. Think he'd give me a ride?

Nerma: I guess we're not going to know what to expect from Trevor Mach anymore. Explosive and unpredictable, and that match at Last Clash is going to be insane! Can't wait to see it! Right now though, we have a main event to get to. The final match of the night. EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui taking on the influencer, Boomtown!

Tommy Dukes: LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

6. Non-Title Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Boomtown
-Snowman Train Station was on its feet the moment the EBW Super Champion stepped through the curtain. Takumi Inui didn’t pose. He didn’t play to the camera. He simply walked to the ring with calm purpose, the Super Championship around his waist, a quiet confidence radiating from him. This was a man who didn’t need to tell you he was the standard — he proved it every time the bell rang.

Boomtown’s entrance couldn’t have been more different.

Phones out. Camera crew in tow. Trash talk already rolling before he even reached the ring. He mocked the crowd, pointed at the title, and played it up like the whole thing was content for his channel. He leaned into the hard cam, smirked, and loudly asked if this match would “do numbers.”

The bell rang — and Boomtown immediately rolled out of the ring.

The crowd booed mercilessly as Boomtown laughed, filming himself, telling the audience to “relax, it’s pacing.” Takumi stayed centered, eyes locked, refusing to be baited. When Boomtown finally slid back in, he tried to catch Takumi with a cheap shot — and got dropped with a sharp arm drag instead.

That set the tone.

Takumi controlled the early stretch with crisp, disciplined wrestling. Every hold was tight. Every strike had purpose. Boomtown tried to clown his way through it, jawing at the crowd and exaggerating every bump, but every time he overextended, Takumi made him pay — a kick to the thigh, a snap suplex, a deep arm lock that had Boomtown scrambling for the ropes.

Frustration set in quickly.

Boomtown turned to shortcuts, raking the eyes, pulling hair, and baiting the referee at every opportunity. He finally caught Takumi with a surprise cheap shot, knocking him off balance and shifting momentum. Boomtown pounced, laying in stomps and posing between each one, yelling into the camera that he was “exposing the fake champ.”

But Takumi absorbed it.

Boomtown went for a flashy, high-risk maneuver — something clearly meant for the highlight reel — and Takumi rolled out of the way. The crowd roared as Boomtown crashed hard. Takumi sprang back to life, firing off sharp strikes, a running knee, and a picture-perfect Hagen suplex that folded Boomtown in half.

Boomtown barely kicked out, and immediately rolled to the ropes, begging off.

Takumi gave him no space.

The match escalated into a war of attrition. Boomtown managed another brief comeback, landing a cheap low blow behind the referee’s back and nearly stealing the match with a sudden roll-up. The arena gasped as Takumi kicked out at the last possible second.

Boomtown lost his mind.

He said something that had to be bleeped, before calling for Hotlanta and Generator. He grabbed a chair and went on the attack, causing a DQ and making the Renegades very upset.
Winner: Takumi Inui via DQ

Tommy Dukes: Dammit, Boomtown! This was our last Havok of the year, and this is what you do?! Dammit!

Boomtown: Bah humbug!

Tommy Dukes: *sigh* Here comes Zyro and Shiryu to help the World Champion out. Watching from a distance is Firebrand X. How long has he been there? He's eye balling that title. Zyro is walking by him as he continues to just stare at the belt. He's the unknown element in all of this. The X factor? Eh? Well Renegades, Merry Christmas, and we will see you at Last Clash, where he will finish out what has been an insane year in EBW goodnight everybody!

Nerma: Merry Christmas!!

Earth-5 - Crystal Heaven

King Tack o' Dark had just left Pleasure Dome #37 to wish his concubines a Merry Tackmas, which included gifts that would induce their fertility. As he returned home he started up a roaring fire to turn on the mandatory White Tackmas movie marathon that aired on all channels in his domain. As he sat, he felt like he was forgetting something. He then head a knock at the door.

Tack o' Dark: Hark, a knock on Tackmas eve? I wonder who it could be? A new would be wife perhaps? As Tack made his way over to the door, another figure in the room tried to stop him.

Amy Angel: I wouldn't open that door, honey. It's a bad idea.

Tack o' Dark: I can't just leave the door unopened, when I know I one of my loyal and possibly busty Tackizens is in need for the Crystal King! Hello, my loyal-OH NOOOO!!!!

As Tack o' Dark realized his mistake, a black boot arose from the figure in the door and kicked him between the legs. As he recoiled in agony, another icy foot arose and gave him another kick in the groin.

Tack o' Dark: AAAAH! OH NO! OH NO! NOT AGAIN! AAAHHHH! I THINK ONE OF THEM RUPTURED!

Jack Frost: This NEVER ends.

Santa Claus: Merry CHRISTmas, you tyrannical mad man! We'll see you next year! Expect a lump of COAL in your stocking!

Tack o' Dark: OOOOOWW!!!! WHYYYYY?!

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Machismo · 12/25/2025 2:23 am

Announcer: LIVE from Saturn City, it's A TACK ANGEL CHRISTMAS!!!

Tack Angel came out onto a stage that was a recreation of his home, replete with Christmas decorations, as a live studio audience cheered for him.

Tack Angel: Well hi there! Merry Christmas everybody! What a turnout for my super special Christmas party! Yes, you're ALL invited! I couldn't have a party with all my Eagleland fans! Christmas is a special time. It’s about family, love, and that one relative who somehow always brings up politics before dessert. You know who you are. Don’t clap. Don't even clap. Stop it. Stop it. One night. Just one night don't bring it up. I know, Chosenland does some shady thing. I know, Tinseltown is full of evil evil people. I got it. I-I got it. One night. Just give me one night! *clears throat* I'm going to have all sorts of guests tonight, and I think the first one is coming right now! Why it's- TESS!?!

Tess: Well hello there, Johnny.

Tack Angel: That's not my name! What are you doing here?

Tess: I thought everyone was invited.

Tack Angel: Uh...yes...yes...because that's what Christmas is all about. Now I know you, and I bet you run Christmas like it's a military operation.

Tess: I do. My tree goes up on November 1st. My lights are synchronized. My neighborhood...knows fear.

Tack Angel: Right! You're the reason HOA meetings exist! Let me ask you something. What happens if Christmas ISN'T perfect?

Tess: Then I guess...it's still Christmas?

Tack Angel: Absolutely! Sometimes, the imperfections are what make Christmas so special. What are some of your favorite Christmas memories?

Tess: Well, I do remember that one time I got you plastered on egg nog.

Tack Angel: Wait...what? I don't drink alcohol!

Tess: You didn't know the egg nog was alcoholic, you just knew you liked the way it tasted. You were nog monster that night. You got butt naked and went out the window to make snow angels.

Tack Angel: ...I did? Why don't I remember?

Tess: The party was on the third floor. You hit your head.

Tack Angel: Ooooh. That...explains...the scar.

Tess: Yep! Oh, do I see some egg nog over there? Don't mind if a I do!

Tack Angel: ...I didn't wake up with pants that morning...did she touch my peepee? I-I uh...have another guest! It's Amigo?

Amigo: Yeah? So? That a problem?

Tack Angel: Just...very unexpected.

Amigo: Feliz Navidad and all that. Whatever! Bah!

Tack Angel: You seem like you hate Christmas!

Amigo: It's commercialized. It's stressful. The music repeats. It never stops. IT NEVER STOPS!

Tack Angel: Fair. Last Christmas is basically a cry for help at this point.

Amigo: People feel like they have to get together around this time of year. I hate that too. I want to be alone.

Tack Angel: Then...why are you here?

Amigo: Two reasons. I got paid to show up, and if I stay alone to long I get the urges to kill people, and I've been told that's apparently a "bad thing".

Tack Angel: ...Jeez Louise! You can't hate everything about Christmas though, right? Come on, what's one thing you secretly like?

Amigo: ...Hot chocolate.

Tack Angel: Good! Something! Christmas wins again!

Amigo: Until my mug starts talking to me.

Tack Angel: Are you still hallucinating things talking to you? Still? That was years ago man. Years. Have you not gotten ANY help? Folks, don't leave mental illness unchecked, especially during this holiday season.

Amigo: What? I'm sorry, your stocking was talking to me. *pops pills*

Tack Angel: Aha...those might be part of the problem...or the undiscovered CTE? Who knows? We have another knock at the door! Why it's-

Christy Angel: Hey Dad!

Tack Angel: Daughter!

Alison Chains: Hey "Daddy".

Tack Angel: Daughter's friend!

Cade Yaggis: Heya Tack!

Tack Angel: ...

Ted Pettentool: Hello!

Tack Angel: Toolbox! Come on in! It's really great to see three of you! Christmas is a special time where family comes together, and sometimes...they bring people you don't want to see...but that's just part of the whole process.

Cade Yaggis: Are you talking about me?

Tack Angel: Daughter, I have great news! If you go over to the Christmas tree over there, I have a surprise for you.

Christy Angel: YOU DO?! IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!

Tack Angel: It could be! Santa really REALLY REAAAAALLY needs you to be a good girl next year, and to possibly shut down your OnlyMarks page...like tonight.

Christy Angel: IT'S A GRAPHICS CARD! Dad, these are so expensive! How did you get it!?

Tack Angel: Let's just say, Santa got it, and all it cost was a trip to a black market organ donor operation, where they for some reason needed a testicle.

Ted Pettentool: Oh no!

Tack Angel: *whispers* It's fine Ted, I had an extra one. Shhhhh.

Ted Pettentool: Oh....no?

Christy Angel: THANKS DADDY! YOU'RE THE BEST!

Alison Chains: Yeah "Daddy"...thanks. *wink*

Ted Pettentool: I'm standing right here, Alison.

Alison Chains: Fine. You're "Daddy" and he's the touchy "Uncle".

Tack Angel: I'M NOT TOUCHING ANYBODY!

Makoto Angel: Not even ME?

Tack Angel: Makoto! Makoto everybody! Hi honey! Welcome to the party!

Makoto Angel: Hope you don't mind, I brought the whole gang with me! Including-

Rick Shaw: YOUR FAVORITE BUS DRIVER!

Tack Angel: Rick! He really ties the party together!

Makoto Angel: And-

Point Man: The Point Man is running cover for Santa Claus tonight. The Point Man will ensure he gets the job done.

Tack Angel: Point Man!

Makoto Angel: And who could EVER forget-

Geoff Garrett: Double G! *Jackie Fargo strut* Merry Slapmas, Slap Angel!

Tack Angel: ...You know, it's great that most of you are here, but it might start to get a little awkward.

Tess: Why? Cause Geoff is one of my daughter's exes? So are you and I couldn't care less.

Tack Angel: I don't...really want to talk about that or think about it ever again. So let's diverge with a musical interlude from...wait what? Ness?! Ness is here?

Ness: That's right. For once I'm intruding in one of your "houses".

Tack Angel: I meant the singing the part.

Ness: What? I can sing? You think I can't sing? *clears throat* Hit it Paula!

Off camera, Paula used her psychic powers to start up many musical instuments.

Ness: ♫ Have a holly, jolly Christmas, It's the best time of the year. I don't know if there'll be snow, But have a cup of cheer. Have a holly, jolly Christmas. And when you walk down the street. Say Hello to friends you know, and everyone you meet. Oh, ho, the mistletoe, Hung where you can see. Somebody waits for you. Kiss her once for me. Have a holly, jolly Christmas, and in case you didn't hear, oh by golly, have a holly, jolly, Christmas this year!

Have a holly, jolly Christmas, and when you walk down the street, say hello to friends you know, and everyone you meet. Oh, ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see. Somebody waits for you. Kiss her once for me. Have a holly, jolly Christmas, and in case you didn't hear, oh by golly, have a holly, jolly Christmas this year! ♫

Tack Angel: Wow...that was acually amazing! This guy has some golden pipes! You could have a career as a singer!

Ness: Ya know...I think it's too late for that.

Tack Angel: ...Great!

Back from commerical, and the other guests were all talking as Tack stood around the door by himself.

Tack Angel: The party is really taking off. During the commerical break, Seto Kaiba showed up and gave everyone a present. A head shot of himself. What a class act. I- oh I hear someone at the door! Who is it this time?

Trevor Mach: Well you couldn't have a MEGA Christmas without your MEGA best friend, could you?

Tack Angel: Trevor?! Trevor Mach everybody! I thought the Mega Dudes were taking a break!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, well they didn't know that when they wrote the script for this. Besides, Mega Dudes are forever. You're my best friend no matter what's going on, and especially at Christmas time. We're family after all. Seriously...through marriage and other stuff I think we're legally family considering Tess is Tali's Mother-in-Law and-

Tack Angel: Yeah that's a complicated matter, isn't it? Glad to have you here at Christmas, buddy.

Trevor Mach: Is that a piano over there? I didn't know you played.

Tack Angel: Neither did I.

Trevor Mach: I used to play a little bit in school.

Tack Angel: That's true. I remember you telling me that. You could also sing, right?

Trevor Mach: Well right or wrong, I sing either way.

Tack Angel: I sing too...in the shower mostly.

Trevor Mach: What do you sing?

Tack Angel: Mostly contemporary stuff. You like modern music?

Trevor Mach: You know I don't. How about you? You like the classics?

Tack Angel: Other than City Pop? Sure. Who doesn't love a good classic?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? *shuffling through sheet music* Well how about this one?

Tack Angel: I love that one.

Trevor and Tack: ♫ Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. A newborn king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Peace on Earth can it be?

Trevor Mach: Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Years from now, perhaps we'll see.

Trevor Mach: A newborn King to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: See the day of glory.

Trevor Mach: Our finest gift we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: See the day, when men of goodwill.

Trevor Mach: To lay before the king pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Live in peace, live in peace again.

Trevor Mach: Rum-pum-pum-pum, Rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Peace on Earth.

Trevor Mach: So to honour him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Can it be?

Trevor Mach: When we come.

Trevor and Tack: Every child must be made aware. Every child must be made to care. Care enough for his fellow man. To give all the love that he can.

Tack Angel: I pray my wish will come true.

Trevor Mach: Little baby pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: For my child and your child too.

Trevor Mach: I stood beside him there pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: He'll see the day of glory.

Trevor Mach: I played my drum for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: See the day when men of goodwill.

Trevor Mach: I played my best for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Live in peace, live in peace again.

Trevor Mach: Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum. Then he smiled at me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

Tack Angel: Peace on Earth.

Trevor Mach: Me and my drum.

Tack Angel: Can it be?

Trevor and Tack: Can it be? ♫

As the two looked on wistfully, Seto Kaiba walked up and kicked the piano.

Seto Kaiba: YOU TWO SUCK!

Tack Angel: ...You ruined it...you ruined it. Thanks. Thanks for that.

Trevor Mach: That was actually great. I do wonder why they were recording it though.

Tack Angel: Who was?

Trevor Mach: Them. Over there.

Trevor pointed to a window where two men were sitting behind a sound board.

Tack Angel: ...No.

Clem Fandango: Hey Tack, can you hear me? It's Clem Fandango.

Tack Angel: Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.

Clem Fandango: Great. Listen, that was good, but we're going to need a few more takes if this Christmas album is going to become a hot seller.

Tack Angel: What Christmas album?

Eggs Bert: Can you hear me, Tack? It's the album we're recording OF the Christmas Special.

Tack Angel: I didn't know were doing that!

Clem Fandango: Can you hear me, Tack? It's Clem Fandango.

Tack Angel: ...Yes...Clem Fandango?

Clem Fandango: Yeah...it turns out we're doing that.

Tack Angel: ...*deep breath*

Clem Fandango: Listen, it's Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

Tack Angel: ...

Clem Fandango: We're going to need another song, Tack. Just one more song. Can you do that? Can you hear me? It's Clem Fandang-

Tack Angel: I HEAR YOU, CLEM FANDANGO!

Clem Fandango: Calm down, Tack. It's Christmas.

Tack Angel: I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, BOY. JUST DO YOUR JOB!

Eggs Bert: Just one more song. Can you do that for us?

Tack Angel: People don't even buy CDs anymore.

Eggs Bert: CDs? This is going to be on Hit Clips.

Tack Angel: Hit clips? That thing that came out in 2000? The think that only allows you to hear up to one minute of a song, and the quality is terrible? THAT Hit Clips?

Eggs Bert: Yeah.

Tack Angel: ...I love those things. Continue.

Boss M's: I'LL SING THE NEXT SONG!

Tack Angel: Tali!

Boss M's: What? You got a problem with that? Yes, I'm here too! I had no choice! Trevor is my ride!

Trevor Mach: Hi honey.

Boss M's: He doesn't think I can sing, Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Why don't you think my wife can sing?

Tack Angel: I NEVER SAID SHE COULDN'T!

Boss M's: I was going to dress up like a slutty elf and sing Santa Baby with Makoto. We were going to sing to you two specifically. Now, I'm not going to. I'll be waiting in the car, Trevor.

Tack Angel: Wait! Wait no! COME BACK!

Trevor Mach: ...Do you realize WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!

Tack Angel: I didn't do anything! I didn't mean it! Great! Now what's the third song going to be-

Alison Chains: I've got this! *clears throat* ♫ I don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need! I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree! I just want you for my own! More than you could ever know! Make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas is you! ♫

Tack Angel: WAIT! EVERYONE! COME BACK! I CAN GET HER TO STOP! WAIT!

Ted Pettentool: I think she's doing great!

Tack sat down, put an ice pack in his lap, and looked dejected.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Merry Christmas, everyone.

Clem Fandango: Tack, can you hear me? It's Clem Fandang-

Tack Angel: SHUT THE *bleep* UP, CLEM FANDANGOOOO!!!!

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Machismo · 12/26/2025 2:23 am

Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is here again for EBW World, and I'm joined by my gi- co-host? Is that what you wanted me calling you? My co-host, Stephy Wyland! She's Tarkatan!

Stephy Wyland: I am NOT! I don't even know what that means! *flashes impossibly toothy smile* Welcome to EBW World, where don't just cover EBW...but also the World! Everyone have a great Christmas? I know I did, but I'm already looking forward to New Year's Eve! We have a loaded event outside of the Saturn Dome! We'll have the best seats in the house for the biggest fireworks show south of North Point, as we ring in 2026! We'll begin with TUE giving us an ALL CHAMPIONSHIP Build Up show! Final Girl versus Tempesta! The Legal Limit taking on Ness and Flying Man! Marco De Leon taking on the Tidal Chief of the Floodline! It's going to be all killer, no filler, which may or may not work out for Final Girl...and her history with killers. It was a bad joke. I can admit that.

TUE New Year Build Up
Outside of the Saturn Dome, Saturn City
EBS

1. TUE Women's Championship: The Final Girl(c) vs. Tempesta
2. TUE Tag Team Championship: Preston Payne(c)/Barry Dockett(c) vs. Ness/Flying Man
3. TUE Championship: Marco De Leon(c) vs. Rains

Ted Pettentool: And then we move onto Last Clash 2025, which we're NOW being told, is being hosted by Boomtown. What does that mean? In what capacity will he "host"? Is he going to stand backstage and spin a wheel? Do some skits? I have no idea, but I know that we're going to see the Best of the Super CXJ winner take on the Super CXJ Cup winner, when Grind battles Java Coffington, with Special Guest Referee Rishin Fliger! Then, Bashin Dan will face off with Luca Blight in a grudge match for the ages. Darkness Aoi will lock horns with Ripper Jane in a No Rules match for Havok. Then Trevor Mach and Hashim Al-Singh will have a Bushido Rules bout! The EBW Super Tag Team Champions Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem will take on Fenrir's Derek and Dougie Mach in non-title action! We'll see an Xcite versus Havok 6-Man Tag, as EBW Champion Jammer, Benjamin, and Eagleland Champion Tack Angel take on Subculture, Picky Minch, and EBW Television Champion Cade Yaggis! That won't be a weird match for Tack at all! The semi-main event will see Tracy defend the EBW Women's Championship against "M's Style", and we still don't know who that truly is! That will be the last match of 2025. The FIRST match of 2026 will see Zyro Kurogane defend the World Championship against Firebrand X. That's a match I'm sure the "host" is going to be watching VERY closely!

EBW: Last Clash 2025 Hosted By Boomtown
Outside of the Saturn Dome, Saturn City
ENN+/ENT+

1. Xcite - Best of the Super CXJ vs. Super CXJ Cup: Grind vs. Java Coffington Special Referee: Rishin Fliger
2. Xcite - Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Luca Blight
3. Havok - Women's No Rules Singles: Darkness Aoi vs. Ripper Jane
4. Free Agent vs. Havok - Bushido Rules: Trevor Mach vs. Hashim Al-Singh
5. Havok - Non-Title Tag: Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem vs. Derek Mach/Dougie Mach
6. Xcite vs. Havok - 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Benjamin/Tack Angel vs. Subculture/Picky Minch/Cade Yaggis
7. Last Match of 2025 - Xcite - EBW Women's Championship: Tracy(c) vs. "M's Style"
8. First Match of 2026 - Havok - World Championship: Zyro Kurogane(c) vs. Firebrand X

Ted Pettentool: It's going to be such a great New Year's, but I had a great Christmas, as it was my first with Alison! We've really connected as a couple I think. I think sometime soon I might actually see what her house looks like.

Alison Chains: You don't want to do that.

Ted Pettentool: Alison! There you are! Merry Christmas! Now why wouldn't I want to see your house? Is it messy? I can help you clean i-

Alison Chains: It's just that every Christmas, the Wet Man crawls out of the ominous door underneath my house.

Ted Pettentool: ...I-I'm sorry the what?

Alison Chains: The Wet Man.

Ted Pettentool: The Wet Man?

Alison Chains: He's covered in a black, wet, tar like substance. Hence, I call him the Wet Man.

Ted Pettentool: ...

Alison Chains: I really should have put a chair in front of the door, but I was probably too busy smashing up pills and taking strange substances upstairs.

Ted Pettentool: ...

Alison Chains: Every New Year, I dispose of the Wet Man, but the Wet Man always returns.

Ted Pettentool: ...

Alison Chains: Does that imply that there are multiple Wet Men? How many Wet Men can fit inside one tiny room?

Ted Pettentool: ...

Saturn Cafe

Christy Angel was akwardly sitting at the table with Cade, as he spoke with Bashin Dan, Jammer, Benjamin, Cheerleader Jenny, and Officer Lainey Strong. Cade had been trying for weeks to add Christy into the inner circle of the Dan Club friend group. They'd been talking for what felt like an hour, without her saying a word. She began to stress out and flop sweat, waiting for a moment to chime in.

Bashin Dan: Yeah, that Luca Blight could be the hardest challenge I've ever faced.

Cade Yaggis: You say that about every challenge. You said that about me once.

Bashin Dan: I love having new challenges.

Cade Yaggis: Right. Of course. Speaking of new challenges, how is married life?

Bashin Dan: Well, it's-

Christy Angel: I didn't mean to send that picture...in the Christmas card...yeah...that was an accident. The uh...tail was uh...a poor choice. *sniffs armpit*

Bashin Dan: ...

Cade Yaggis: ...

Jammer: ...Hehehe....

Christy Angel: *internally* Why did you say that? Now everyone is mad at you. The evening is officially ruined! Congratulations.

Benjamin: ...

Cade Yaggis: It's alright, Christy. Accidents happen. I thought it was funny.

Bashin Dan: So yeah, married life if-

Christy Angel: *internally* All that you are makes people unconfortable. They're plotting their exit from your life, and it will be swift.

Cade Yaggis: So Hope must be pretty easy to get along with. You just have to keep closed captions on during the movies, right? Hehe.

Christy Angel: *internally* The vibe is completely fucked. You're a regular bull in the conversation shop. You can still save this. Say something funny, right now.

Bashin Dan: I accidenly bought her a braille book for Christmas. What was I thinking?

Christy Angel: That tail was a real pain in the ass! Haha...ha....ha...

Bashin Dan: ...So...I returned it...and got her a gift card...which is what she wanted in the first place.

Cade Yaggis: Yeah, women seem to uh...prefer to get their own gifts these days.

Christy Angel: *internally* AAAAAHHHHH!!! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! WHAT IS GOING TO SHIFT THE VIBE NOW!?

Cheerleader Jenny: Look, it's that asshole, Chungus outside.

Big Chugga Chungus: *pressed against the window* CAN I PLEASE COME IN AND SIT WITH YOU GUYS?! CHRISTY IS IN MY SEAT! I PROMISE I WON'T SNIFF IT!

Christy Angel: *internally* Thank you for that, Chungus.

The Angel Residence

Tack paced back and forth as Makoto took the decorations off the Christmas tree.

Makoto Angel: I think that was an incredible Christmas. I loved it, and getting to spend time with you and all my friends.

Tack Angel: Shame about the UNRELENTING STRESS!

Makoto Angel: Baby?

Tack Angel: I'm trying to be supporting about daughter exploring her sexuality, but I'm staring into a mirror darkly, and I do not like it. Got to keep her from making the same mistakes I would! I hope she and other daughter aren't too upset when I KICK IN THE HEADS of their...their...you know...on New Year's.

Makoto Angel: EBW is turning into a generational family feud.

Tack Angel: Oh, it was only a matter of time! Twenty years, and everyone refuses to retire! I just need to clear my head. With Trevor going free agent and reforming Fenrir, I've also had PTSD about that time on the space station!

Makoto Angel: That must have been so rough!

Tack Angel: I'm freaking out! How am I going to focus and calm down!?

Makoto Angel: I have an idea.

Makoto stood up, faced Tack, and opened up her shirt and bra.

Machismo · 12/27/2025 2:58 am

Ted Pettentool: The Tedster is here, because I get no time off, and why would I want it?! I LOVE EBW! You know who else loves EBW? The Board of Directors! The real figures in charge of EBW! The shadowy overlords who let Little Mac and Boss M's run rampant, as long as profits are high. Are profits high? Yup! Are they intending to meddle even though I just said they would only meddle if profits are NOT high? Yup! Am I a hypocrite then? Unfortunately yup, but not on purpose! They are seeing what is going down in Threed, and they want a piece of the action. They want a takeover of 3'dPW, which is something that was promised to Curry Man that EBW would NOT do when they became a part of the system to feed talent to TUE and then to Xcite or Havok. EBW promised not to do that, so again, hypocrisy is running rampant! I hate to be the one reporting this stuff! We have an awesome company, with awesome bosses! I'm NOT just saying that because I have a huge raise potential coming up in 2026!

Stephy Wyland: I know I just started, but do you think I'll get a raise too?

Ted Pettentool: I'm just surprise they pay my gift anything at all!

Stephy Wyland: ...He doesn't get it.

Ted Pettentool: What I do get...is that EBW's Board of Directors includes a man who is willing to take charge of the plan to conquer 3'dPW, in Douglas Stuart. Yes...a member of the Stuart Family. You might remember him as the Black Sheep of the family, who reemerged following the death of Antonio Stuart, but his proclivities led him back into hiding, much like they did his brother...who is also very much dead. With Amy Stuart-Angel having apparently died too, though no one can remember when, this leaves Douglas as the last remaining Stuart in EBW with any power whatsoever. He was sort of just...left on the board, and recently returned from...somehwere? Who knows. He is establishing his own office within EBW's Brand New HQ in Saturn City, so he can focus on this corporate take over!

Douglas Stuart's Office

Douglas was posing against his window, with a leg propped up on his desk, with a cigarette in his mouth. Trevor Mach walked in, very confused by what he was seeing.

Trevor Mach: ...Just when you think you're living in a Stuart free world.

Douglas Stuart: Trevor Mach! *puffs cigarette* Remember me? It's been a loooong time!

Trevor Mach: You hit on my wife...a lot. How could I forget?

Douglas Stuart: Did I? Well, water under the bridge I'm assuming?

Trevor Mach: That assumption is doing a LOT of heavy lifting.

Douglas Stuart: *puffs cigarette*

Trevor Mach: Are you supposed to be smoking in here?

Douglas Stuart: Trevor, you've been EBW President before, you know that rules are for our lessers.

Trevor Mach: It's just that...*sniffs* cigarettes. I used to smoke...back in the day. I quit...but it wasn't easy.

Douglas Stuart: Oh yeah? I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them. Sweet, smokey cigarettes! *puffs cigarette* AH! YOU DELICIOUS BASTARD!

Trevor Mach: Um...what did you want? I was told to come here. I only showed up because I didn't believe you were actually here. I guess I lost that bet.

Douglas Stuart: YOU have recently gone Free Agent, is that right?

Trevor Mach: Yeah?

Douglas Stuart: AND...you're the VBW Champion...correct?

Trevor Mach: Since August of 2024....apparently. Wow, where does the time go? Have I ever been a champion for over a year before? I'll have to look into that. Anyways....yeah?

Douglas Stuart: Then YOU are the perfect soldier to lead my army to CRUSH 3'dPW.

Trevor Mach: Excuse me?

Douglas Stuart: Yes, Threed has become one of the biggest booming cities in all of Eagleland, and EBW wants a sweet sweet piece of the pie. Hell, I want the WHOLE pie! The better I do, the bigger the bonus!

Trevor Mach: This upper level stuff never changes. All about the money.

Douglas Stuart: You opted out of a contract, and you're getting paid per appearance now, less if you don't wrestle. If you do this, you'll be making more than you were before, I assure you of that.

Trevor Mach: I'm off contract to hunt. I'm not off contract to do your bidding. I make more than enough. I'm able to appear on both brands, seeing as how Mac and Tali will both bring me on. They're in agreement on that. Plus, my farm does pretty well. Plus, my wife is literally the Boss of Xcite. I think I'm doing just fine. Besides, even if I wasn't, I have no intentions of ruining 3'dPW. I love the territories! In fact, I was making plans to show up and defend the VBW Championship to check out that new "Wrestlezone", and increase exposure. So basically, I was planning the exact opposite thing of what you're asking of me.

Douglas Stuart: But you haven't even seen the team I was going to send with you! Behold!

Chad Salad: It's the epic return of Chad Salad! I'll do what needs to be done, as long as I don't have to look at that loser prick bastard Tack Angel. HE DOESN'T IMPRESS ME!

Robert Sandwich: Yep, that means I'm back too, and we have new gimmick! A new cause! A new purpose!

Misogynist Paul: That's right, I mean on top of my previous purpose of putting women in their place!

Chad Salad: See, we figured out that we ALL have nut allergies! Crazy right?! The fiendish nuts! How DARE they exist in our presense! So we've been fighting around the territories trying to rid the world of nuts, because if they're in the same room as me, I swell up! I'll literally DIE!

Robert Sandwich: Which is why we have new team name! We're the P-Nutables!

Misogynist Paul: So what do you think?!

Trevor Mach: ...I'm leaving...but I might come back...with peanuts.

Chad Salad: NO DON'T!

-

Stephy Wyland: So yeah, it looks like EBW wants to declare war on the little promotion that Curry Man has SOMEHOW kept going for years, and is in the middle of big changes with Rince Vusso helping change things..."for the better?"

-

Wrestlezone - Threed

Dante Ward, the new 3'dPW Champion was following around Rince Vusso, as he wrote down ideas for the next show.

Dante Ward: This isn't how I wanted to win this.

Rince Vusso: Win it? Bro, it's a prop, it doesn't really matter IF you won it or not. I told you I'd put it on you, and I did. Now you're the face of this company, and you're going to take it to the next level.

Dante Ward: That's not what I do. I don't take from people if I can help it. I asked for an opportunity.

Rince Vusso: And I gave you one. I didn't even ask WHY you were in prison. I just liked the look, and saw dollar signs. We're already selling t-shirts. You want to know how many we've sold?

Dante Ward: How many?

Rince Vusso: Twenty! Which isn't a lot, but it's better than they've done since the Zombie Art Donovan shirt sold out years ago! You, the Sukajan Trio, and some other crazy ideas I have, are going to take 3'dPW to the next level, I-

?: Sir! Sir!

Rince Vusso: Huh?

A spry woman in a bunny costume hopped over to Vusso and Ward in a panic.

Dante Ward: Who is this?

Rince Vusso: Lily Belle Hopper! She used to work with the other guys, and I brought her in because she's got TNA!

Dante Ward: I'm guessing you don't mean total non-stop-

Rince Vusso: Tits and ass, Dante. Tits and ass! That's what makes the world go 'round baby. Sex sells! Anyways, what's so important that you're interupting my genius brain storming session?

Lily Belle Hopper: Big news! EBW is sending a team of hired guns to try and humiliate 3'dPW!

Dante Ward: ...Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, and Bashin Dan?

Lily Belle Hopper: No! Chad Salad, Robert Sandwich, and Misogynist Paul!

Dante Ward: ...

Rince Vusso: Let 'em try! I hear VBW is wanting to send some goons this way too! Let 'em! Let everyone try and take a shot as us! It's good for the ratings!

Lily Belle Hopper: We're not on television. We're on youtube.

Rince Vusso: Whatever! Same difference, I'm sure! Listen toots, you're wearing far too much for the job! My ring girl needs to be trashy, and consider getting one those OnlyMarks accounts! Apparently that Christy Angel is mega popular now because of it!

Dante Ward: What have I gotten myself into?

Rince Vusso: Don't you worry about it. You stick with 3'dPW, and you're going to be a star.

Dante Ward: I'm not doing this to be a star. I'm repaying a debt, and showing loyalty.

Rince Vusso: To who? What's the story there?

Dante Ward: Not something I'm prepared to talk about.

Rince Vusso: Well get there! I'm nabbing up a little something from TUE, that Buzzkill fella, and you're gonna be his first guest! Talk shows instead of wrestling! That's how you get the ratings...or the clicks. Whatever, bro!

Dante Ward: ...

Boss M's Office

Boss M's looked around the hallway outside of her new office in the EBW HQ. She quickly shut it, and then rolled over to shut the windows, before pulling something out of her pocket.

Boss M's: It's time I see what the fuss is all about with this little thing.

She pulled out a Beyblade.

Boss M's: No one must know.

She placed the cord inside of it, before letting it rip onto the floor. She watched it spin in fascination, until Trevor rushed in, scratching his head in confusion.

Boss M's: OH NO! I mean...HI THERE! Don't look at the floor! Mental meltdown incoming?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Uh...maybe? I just saw Douglas Stuart in his new office, and he's doing some stuff, and it's just weird wild stuff, and I figured we were done with the Stuarts, and maybe time is a flat circle, and we're all just repeating the same stuff over and over and over and-

Boss M's: Whooooa. Whoa. Whoa. Calm down...and don't look at the floor. Wow, it's still spinning.

Trevor Mach: What?

Boss M's: Listen, I'm not trying to distract you from looking at the floor when I saw the solution to your problem and mine is if we break in my new desk.

Trevor Mach: You're talking as if you ARE trying to distract me, but I want to lean into it, because desk sex.

Boss M's: Yes. Just focus on that.

Trevor Mach: Don't mind if I d-

As Trevor began to enthusiastically take off his shoes and his pants he suddenly stepped on the spinning Beyblade.

Trevor Mach: AAAAAHHHH!!!

Boss M's: *sigh* ...Good thing I'm on the first floor here, I guess.

Last edited by Machismo (12/27/2025 3:13 am)

Machismo · 12/28/2025 2:59 am

Ted Pettentool: So yeah, this end of the year news just keeps piling up! We're just days away from the end of the year, and yet wrestling never takes a break! Wrestling never sleeps! Wrestling never taps out, unless it's a submission, then someone HAS to tap out eventually! We have some huge year end action to cover though, with promises of big things in 2026! First off, Geoff Garrett has apparently departed TUE!? What?! Double G doesn't appear to be a member of EBW anymore! What a shocking turn of events. Apparently an old friend had some big plans for him, and so we now have Geoff Garrett working on something new, Point Man is still in EBW, and Magnum PT....well sometimes I dream of PT. He's off in space...doing something...really weird dreams. What Steve? You've had the same dreams? Weird right? So 3'dPW held their second show in the Wrestlezone, and already they are seeing an uptick in attendance, as Threed's population boom has begun! They started with Vedder Man and Tanooki Blue Rains taking on Ninja Zack and F-Bomb 1- wait, didn't they do that match last week? I guess no same in a rematch. The 5'4 Ninja Zack hit a 630 Senton on Vedder Man for the win. I guess that was "instant karma" eh? Eh? That's a Pearl Jam song tit- nevermind. They tried to do a segment after that where Buzzkill made his debut to the 3'dPW, where he was going to interview the NEW 3'dPW Champion, but Dante Ward was nowhere to be seen, so Buzzkill tried his "Standup comedy from Hell" act that uh...was certainly a choice, but while he was doing that, Dante Ward was actually talking to someone important to him backstage.

Dante Ward: Lobster Man, it's me. It's me, Dante Ward. Do you remember me? Lobster? Listen, I'm here because of you. Back in the day, you took in strays like myself, and put us up in that orphanage you were running. Do you remember? That's why you're still here. That's why you wrestle! Remember? Please remember. You took me to my first wrestling show. You, Little Mac, Dig Dug, and Master Lu. You were my hero. I've been...away for awhile, but I'm back now, and I just wanted to say thank you. Please, if you're still in there somewhere, I'd love to see you win your next match. I hear it's important.

Lobster Man: ...Da...Da...

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Ted Pettentool: Turns out it WAS important too, because without warning, Rince Vusso decided to introduce a NEW title to 3'dPW called the 3'dPW Big Boy Championship....for the big boys I suppose, and this TOO was a rematch, as former EBW Champion Big Chugga Chungus took on Lobster Man AGAIN. Chungus was desperate for a win here, oh he needed it badly. He can actually put moves together in a pinch, and he was dominating this match, until the sight of 3'dPW Champion Dante Ward seemed to spark something in Lobster Man, who managed to hit a running corner splash followed by a brutal spinebuster, and SOMEHOW lifted up Chungus for a the longest delayed vertical suplex I've ever seen, especially on a man Chungus's size, and Lobster Man slammed him to the mat. The move was called the Boiling Point back when Lobster Man was last coherent...so maybe the earlier 2000's? In any case, Lobster Man is the first ever 3'dPW Big Boy Champion! Next up though, it happened. EBW invaded. Now I have to remain impartial here, but I DO get paid by EBW, so keep that in mind. Mr. Stuart sent his hit squad of the P-Nutables, who complained that the Wrestlezone served circus peanuts, and even though they're not REAL peanuts, but they're shaped like them, and the sight of them could kill the trio. They took on the Sukajan Trio, who overwhelmed them pretty easily actually. Johnny Meppu once again hit a Twisting Brainbuster for the win, this time on Chad Salad, who complained after the match that he thought of nuts, and it gave him a rash and he needed his EpiPen. The main event was a sudden bout, cause Vusso didn't advertise any of this in advance. Curry Man wanted control of the company again, and he was willing to take on Rince Vusso's right hand man, the loud mouth, zombie hating Vito Panini. The Control on a Pole Match saw Curry Man bust out his best dance moves, but the goal was to grab the clip board off the pole. Curry Man was confused because last time he grabbed something off a pole, he lost, so he didn't even try to grab it. Vito Panini grabbed the clip board to win control for Rince Vusso. Curry Man has lost complete control of his own company. After the match the crowd was shocked by a surprise appearance! EBW Eagleland Champion, Tack Angel appeared to a huge reaction! Was here there as a hired gun? No, it turns out quite the opposite, but it was here that we got a couple of surprises!

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Tack Angel: Hey 3'dPW fans! Let me hear you! I love you all! Afterall, Threed is part of Eagleland, and if you're an Eaglelander, you're family! The Star Spangled Prince isn't here to pick a fight, and I'm not here as part of the group trying to make things difficult for you all. I'm here to offer my support, as a fan of ALL wrestling! Threed is about to become ground zero to the next big wrestling boom, and I wanted to let you know your champion of Eagleland is ALL for it!

Rince Vusso: Yo! Tack Angel, bro! I'm glad you're here, bro. The ratings could use the boost, and I know you've got the stroke in EBW. You can tell them to bring all the big names they want. In fact, I just signed one of them today! A close personal friend of mine that is going to be my new showrunner! He's going to help take 3'dPW to the next level, so why don't we just go ahead and introduce him. Folks, this is the new showrunner for 3'dPW! It's....GEOFF GARRETT!

Tack looked on in confusion, shock, and then sudden happiness.

Geoff Garrett: Haha, that's right, Ol' Double G is a man of opportunity, and when it came knocking, I answered. Geoff Garrett is NOW with 3'dPW.

Tack Angel: YES! THAT'S GREAT! THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT WITH EBW ANYMORE! SO AWESOME!

Geoff Garrett: Slap Angel, you're-

Tack Angel: That's not my name.

Geoff Garrett: One of the best friends a guy could ever ask for. We're like brothers, and I'm sorry if this is an issue with us working for seperate promotions now, but-

Tack Angel: This is great! Are you kidding me!? I'm so happy for me, I mean YOU! I'm SO HAPPY FOR YOU! EVERYONE, LET'S APPLAUD AND WELCOME GEOFF GARRETT TO 3'DPW AND NOT EBW!

Tack Angel: THIS IS GREAT! THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Geoff Garrett: Whoa! Really? I mean, not your wedding day or the birth of your childr-

Tack Angel: BEST! DAY! OF! MY! LIFE!

Geoff Garrett: You're a good pal Slapster, and I'm glad-

Tack Angel: That's not my name.

Geoff Garrett: That you're here for this day, because as my first act as Showrunner, I have a HUGE announcement to make. I am bringing over a little piece of legacy with me FROM EBW! I'm bringing THIS, the EBW Jupiter Championship! This title was given to me by Makoto Angel, as she wanted me to put it to use instead of collecting dust, and I think 3'dPW is the perfect place for it. I'm hereby renaming the title to the 3'dPW Southern Heavyweight Championship!!! What do you think about that, Slappy?

Tack Angel: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

3'dPW
Wrestlezone, Threed
Youtube

1. Tag: Vedder Man/Tanooki Blue Rains vs. Ninja Zack/F-Bomb 19
Winners: Ninja Zack[o]/F-Bomb 19 via 630 Senton to Vedder Man -> Pin

2. 3'dPW Big Boy Championship Decision: Big Chugga Chungus vs. Lobster Man
Winner:Lobster Man via Boiling Point -> Pin -> 1st 3'dPW Big Boy Champion!

3. 6-Man Tag: Johnny Meppu/Tommy Meppu/Gordy Knicker vs. Chad Salad<EBW>/Robert Sandwich<EBW>/Misogynist Paul<EBW>
Winners: Johnny Meppu[o]/Tommy Meppu/Gordy Knicker via Twisting Brainbuster on Chad Salad -> Pin

4. Control on a Pole: Curry Man vs. Vito Panini
Winner: Vito Panini via Title Grab!

Stephy Wyland: Crazy things are happening in 3'dPW for sure! That was a big shock to Tack Angel at the end. He couldn't believe it! I'm told he was in such shock it took a solid six hours of motorboating Makoto to snap out of it! What does that even mean? What's motorboating?

Ted Pettentool: He was uh...just being a sailor! Moving on, we're just days away from Last Clash 2025, but news about 2026 is already coming in. Did someone say WRESTLING BOWL GAMES?! No? They didn't? Well I'm saying it! Wrestle Bowl is coming in 2026! YEAH!

New EBW HQ - Saturn City

World Champion Zyro Kurogane made his way down the hall, where he was heading for the elevator. As he pushed the button, he noticed another figure heading for the same location. It was none other than the EBW Champion Jammer.

Zyro Kurogane: Well, looky what we have here. The B-Baller.

Jammer: ...The Bey Blader.

Zyro Kurogane: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Jammer: So did you.

Zyro Kurogane: Yeah, but I'm just talking shit. Game respects game, and you're looking very familiar right now.

Jammer: Right. Problem is, I think we're both wanting the same thing.

Zyro Kurogane: Wrestle Bowl?

Jammer: We are in agreement.

Zyro Kurogane: Not about who should get the nod.

Jammer: Clearly. I hear they set up a selection commitee here, and they're going to weigh out achievements.

Zyro Kurogane: And clearly that means Team Samurai Ifrit.

Jammer: I'm thinking you're not realizing just how much success Dan Club has had over the years. The last eight years alone have been Dan Club domination.

Zyro Kurogane: Until Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal showed up to change it all up. Besides, I'd saw the World Championship is more prestigious than the EBW Championship.

Jammer: Oh you think that? I'd say EBW Championship dunks on the World Championship. Xcite is the better brand too.

Zyro Kurogane: Oh, you've got jokes? That's VERY funny! You want to know what I think?

Jammer: Not really, but I think you're going to tell me anyways!

Zyro Kurogane: HA! I-

Suddenly, the elevator opened up, and Takumi Inui stood inside with the EBW Super Championship.

Zyro Kurogane: *clears throat* I think...we both have one more big challenge ahead of us.

Jammer: ...That we agree on.

Takumi Inui: Is there a problem?

Zyro Kurogane: Nope! I just remembered why I have the edge!

Jammer: Damn.

Boss M's Office

A short haired Lucca, was sporting a grimace and a fat lip as she and Minky Momo attempted to fix the window Trevor went through the previous day. He returned, carefully looking on the floor before coming in.

Boss M's: You can come in! It's not out!

Trevor Mach: I just didn't know you were into Beyblade! I LOVE Beyblade!

Boss M's: Grrr! I was just trying it out!

Trevor Mach: Well, I feel better after yesterday's mishap, and I wanted to check in on you. I know I've really flipped the script with my recent actions.

Boss M's: I am totally on board with you and your psycho family pissing off the foreigners. You and I are like minded in that regard. It's not an issue...but buying a monster truck?

Trevor Mach: That was hilarious right? I was told by Arliss, that since I used it for work, it's a tax write off!

Boss M's: ...I just hate taxes in general.

Trevor Mach: You're saying the right things to me.

Boss M's: Cool it! Keep the monster hibernating! I've got a lot of work to do today! For one, I need to find out HOW TRACY KEEPS DOING THIS TO ME!

Trevor Mach: Doing what? She hasn't hit on me in a couple days if that's what you're talking about.

Boss M's: Not that! She keeps getting pictures of me and leaking them on the internet! She's trying to provoke me!

Trevor Mach: They can't be THAT bad!

Boss M's: Oh yeah? Look at this!

Trevor Mach: Alright....that one looks pretty bad. BUT...it's taken out of context! That was physical therapy! She edited the picture to make it look suggestive!

Boss M's: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove, and so far I haven't found a single Lakitu that has the footage of that day, meaning they were NOT following us, meaning that she IS following us!

Trevor Mach: Alright, well at least it's not too terribly embarrasing. I mean you're the Queen of letting things slide right off your shoulders! Imagine if it was something more embarrasi-

Boss M's: LIKE THIS!?!

Trevor Mach: Alright...this...this is...what am I looking at here?

Boss M's: Your nose is bleeding!

Trevor Mach: Probably.

Boss M's: *sigh* Sometimes...I like to make Gundam models.

Trevor Mach: ...Naked?

Boss M's: It gets hot, and I'm alone...or at least I THOUGHT I WAS!

Trevor Mach: No, wait a minute. I remember this. I remember that scrunchy on your wrist. We had just-

Boss M's: Yes.

Trevor Mach: And then after I-

Boss M's: Uh-huh.

Trevor Mach: You IMMEDIATELY-

Boss M's: Yes.

Trevor Mach: ...You're hoarding these hot hobbies of your from me!

Boss M's: What do you expect? You're not the only autist between us!

Trevor Mach: You're right...I should have expected it quite frankly. Not sure how I missed this one.

Boss M's: You're getting FAR too worked up from all of this.

Trevor Mach: I LIKE ROBOTS AND I LIKE NAKED TALI! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! I need to lean against the wall, and maybe get some air by the windo-

Lucca: TREVOR WAIT!

Trevor placed his hand on the glass of the incomplete window repair, and it shattered as he fells out of the office again.

Boss M's: *sigh* Tracy, I don't know how you're sneaking around on me like that, but it doesn't matter. After the discussion I had with Little Mac, and the gamble I'm making, I know the pay off is going to be sweet for me, and sour for you.

Trevor Mach: *outside on the ground* I'm okay! I'm going to the store to get us some Gundam models right now!

Boss M's: *sigh* And I'm going to want to make them too. Dammit. This why I hide my autism powerlevel.

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Machismo · Yesterday 5:06 pm

Ninten: Welcome to the Saturn City! It's packed out here! To see the ball drop? Sure, but also to see TUE and EBW rock the place, as we celebrate the FINAL DAY OF 2025! It'll be 2026 in a few short hours! EBW STARTED IN 2006! AAAAHHHH!!!

Ana: Relax! We were all children back then, and we've grown up to make EBW the global powerhouse that it is! EBW has been vital to a lot of us growing up into who we are now. It's brought chaos sure, but it's also brought peace and stability.

Ninten: You're right, I'm looking forward to ANOTHER twenty years of EBW!

Ana: Well that kicks off tonight, but we're here to build you up, and we brought our BEST to the table! Not one, not two, but three title matches! All our gold is on the line! It's doesn't get much better than this! We're beginning with a liberated Final Girl, who just found out that Buzzkill is NOT with TUE anymore! He jumped ship to 3'dPW when he lost his manager to Zyro Kurogane's....Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal?

Ninten: Is he that sexy?

Ana: Kinda.

Ninten: WHAT?!

TUE New Year Build Up
Outside of the Saturn Dome, Saturn City
EBS

1. TUE Women's Championship: The Final Girl(c) vs. Tempesta
-The cold Saturn City air did nothing to chill the intensity as the TUE Women’s Championship opened the night. Tempesta made her entrance first, eyes locked on the ring, shoulders rolling like a gathering storm. The champion arrived moments later. The Final Girl walked with calm confidence, championship gleaming at her waist, expression unreadable.

From the opening bell, Tempesta imposed herself physically. She pressed the champion into the corner with heavy strikes, thunderous chops echoing against the Saturn Dome’s outer walls. The Final Girl tried to create space, but Tempesta cut her off repeatedly, grounding the champion and controlling the early pace with raw power and relentless pressure.

The challenger dominated the middle stretch, tossing The Final Girl with snap suplexes and nearly ending the match with a brutal running strike that sent the champion sprawling. Tempesta fed off the momentum, gesturing to the crowd and signaling that the storm was only beginning.

But The Final Girl thrives when things look bleak.

She weathered the onslaught, rolling through a slam and countering with a sudden strike that shifted the match instantly. The crowd roared as the champion found her opening, chaining together precise offense—sharp kicks, a quick DDT, and a sudden burst of speed that caught Tempesta off guard.

Tempesta attempted to power through it, muscling The Final Girl up for another decisive blow, but hesitation cost her. The champion slipped free, ducked under the follow-up, and struck.

Final Cut.

The impact was decisive. The referee counted three as The Final Girl rose slowly, championship still firmly in her grasp.
Winner: The Final Girl via Final Cut -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Ana: The Final Girl gets the win! I'm thrilled for her! She's definitely our face for the Women's Division. She's the top of the top. The survivor, and she's proud to hold the gold. She made history with that win. Or should I say HERstory? No, that's pretentious. I wear a pink dress and batter bad guys with frying pans. I'm no hardcore feminist.

Ninten: Thank you for that. I love you. Next up, my counter part in the protagonist category, Ness, joins forces with Flying Man to challenge The Legal Limit for the title belts. Will the OG prevail, or will he be found in contempt of court? Let's find out!

2. TUE Tag Team Championship: Preston Payne(c)/Barry Dockett(c) vs. Ness/Flying Man
-The next match saw The Legal Limit putting their tag titles on the line for the first time against the EBW OG Ness and Flying Man. The challengers started fast. Ness used speed and unorthodox movement to frustrate Dockett early, while Flying Man took to the air, nearly stealing a fall with a sudden diving attack that had Payne scrambling to break it up. Ness tagged in Flying Man, who springboarded off the ropes with a flying crossbody before chaining into a rolling thunder senton.

Payne cut off the momentum by yanking Flying Man down mid-springboard attempt and slamming him with a backbreaker across the knee. The champions isolated Flying Man, working textbook tag offense. Dockett hit a leg sweep while Payne followed with a running knee drop and a crisp snap suplex.

Flying Man fought back with desperation, countering a corner charge into a boot, then leaping across the ring to tag Ness. Ness cleaned house with a spinning heel kick to Dockett, back elbow to Payne, followed by a running bulldog and a release Northern Lights suplex.

The challengers nearly stole it after Ness hit a PK Rockin' and Flying Man followed with a top-rope splash, but Payne broke up the pin at the last second.

The champions turned ruthless. Payne distracted the referee while Dockett raked Flying Man’s eyes, setting him up for a double-team flapjack into a running big boot. Payne tagged back in, lifted Flying Man into position—

The Verdict.

Double-team slam, perfectly timed. The pin was academic.
Winners: Preston Payne(c)[o]/Barry Dockett(c) via the Verdict on Flying Man -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Ana: A harsh loss, but Ness and Flying Man still have it. That much is clear. I think all of this TUE action is awakening something in Ness. He seems to be really feeling it now. Maybe Team 200X's formation wasn't the worst thing if it can reignite the fire inside the OG!

Ninten: Well we have another big fan favorite stepping up next, as THE BIG DRIZ, former EVER Champion when that was a thing, takes on the leader of Team 200X, and the FIRST TUE Champion. Marco De Leon versus Rains is NEXT!

3. TUE Championship: Marco De Leon(c) vs. Rains
-Rains opened by overpowering De Leon with a collar-and-elbow into the corner, unloading with clubbing forearms and a short-arm headbutt. He followed with a snap sidewalk slam and a leaping leg drop for an early two-count.

De Leon countered with speed, ducking a lariat, hitting a running dropkick, and chaining into a snap DDT. He followed with a leg-trap jackknife pin, forcing Rains to kick out with the authority of the Tidal Chief.

Rains slowed the match brutally. He absorbed a kick, responded with a stiff uppercut, then dropped the champion with a release Hagen suplex followed by a corner clothesline and a sit-out powerbomb. He locked in a rear chinlock, grinding De Leon down while trash-talking him between breaths.

The champion rallied with elbows, rebounded off the ropes, and nailed a flying forearm smash followed by a snap dragon screw and a low basement dropkick to the face. De Leon nearly ended it with a running knee strike and a rolling cutter—but Rains powered out at two.

Rains began to fight back hard, and used the energy from the crowd to start unleading the BIG DRIZ! THE BIG DRIZ! THE BIG DRIZ! Just as he prepared for the Spear, he was suddenly attacked by Daimon Kuro and the Sharks, leading to a DQ, as Ness, Flying Man, Arsene St. Marvelous, and Lux Amore rushed out to make the save. DQ win for the Tidal Chief, but the Floodline was denied the title, thanks to the dirty tactics of Team 200X!
Winner: Rains via DQ -> No Title Change!

Ninten: Curses! Team 200X still have the title, but look at the fire in the eyes of not only Ness, but Arsene St. Marvelous. I think they both want a shot against Marco De Leon. TUE is evolving in 2026, but going back to the beginning. We're taking TUE to the STREETS! Thanks for joining us for New Year's EVE! If you have ENN+ or ENT+, now would be the time to switch over! It's Last Clash 2025 hosted by-

Boomtown: BOOM!

Ninten: Whoa! Boomtown?!

Boomtown: Clear the set! It's MY show now! Boomtown has arrived!

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