Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegeizu! Hailey here, sitting in a tub of ice, phoning this one in, cause I'm a little too sore and a little too pissed off to be at the Secret Base today. Sore because I've been training hardcore, and pissed because....well I'll get to that. We've got news from around Edo, as the quiet spell appears to be over. Great Mota's Wrestle-Ichi promotion is off and running, taking some of All Edo's roster and territory. In the process, we also saw Mota call out Trevor Mach, demanding his head in retribution for his one man strike in the Sengoku Wrestling War. Mach lead Justice 87 into the Kii Region for a one on one encounter, but instead of the usual 87 antics, we got a respectful Trevor Mach bowing before and after the match, and playing up to Wrestle-Ichi's fans. This was a great match, that saw Mach evade the mist to trap the legend in the Burning Machismo and followed it up with the Macha Ye to get the pin. After the match, Mach grabbed a mic.



Trevor Mach: Konichiwa! I got to say, I might be rockin' the Royal Crown, but I was in the ring with wrestling royalty today, and I dig the gut of this mist spewing son of a bitch for the way he picked a fight with me. You want to get in the way of me and a shot at the Havok World Championship, you better be able to back it up. Great Mota's a veteran to be sure, but he's still firing on all cylinders. I have the tendency to go over the top all day everyday, but sometimes even I know when to pick a fight and when to show respect. Arigato Mota-san, it was an honor.

Wrestle-Ichi
Kii Gymnasium, Kii Region
Shogun TV!

1. Singles: Trevor Mach beat The Great Mota via Burning Machismo x Macha Ye -> Pin

Hailey Havok: Now, onto the reason I'm pissed! Grind got screwed at the recent Demon Door show! He was set for a rematch with Demon Door's #1 Contender ZIMA. That part didn't bother me. ZIMA showed respect to Grind before, and earned his key for the Demon Door. Got no problems with that guy, but then we got the surprise of a special referee. DJ GG Garam, the host of Garam's Battle Theater made a rare live appearance out of his studio to referee this match personally. I loved that show too! We've had it airing on the Havok Battle Network, opening his viewership to millions around the world. So I wasn't expecting that the celebrity referee would pick a side...



Hailey Havok: Dammit! Grind had ZIMA down for the count with the Sling Blade, but Garam did what I consider a VERY slow count, and by that I mean he stared at Grind for several moments before even bending down to the mat to start the count. Grind questioned this, but ZIMA, unbeknownst to the situation still took advantage, slamming Grind and finishing with Egoist Schwein to get the pin, bringing the title back to Demon Door, and royally screwing Grind! DJ GG Garam, the "man with a plan", you've got some explaining to do!

Demon Door Eternity
Sobe World Hall, Sobe Region
GAO Network

1. Open the Demon Door Championship: ZIMA beat Grind(c) via Egoist Schwein -> Pin -> 19th Generation Champion!

Hailey Havok: We end this heated news break with Nobunaga news. Heated....even though I'm in ice up to my ti-What Steve?! I know that! I don't care, no one can see me! Oh grow up and grow a pair STEVE! Anyways, we end with Nobunaga news. Stuart keeps poking and prodding at us, and while he stated that he was doing this to open himself up to more behind the scenes work, I know that it's just another ploy to duck Havok's Renegades...



Hailey Havok: It was a big show at the Sumo Plaza, as Nobunaga Pro crowned the Ambition Tag Team Champions, continuing the lineage of the EWGP Tag Belts just the like they did with EWGP's Heavyweight Championship. But Ranmaru and Mitsuhide winning the tournament wasn't the notable story for us. They also held a tournament to crown a new Havok Television Champion. That's right, the belt that's supposed to lead to a Havok World Championship shot has been in Stuart's possession for months, but now had vacated it, and created a tournament to crown a new champion. First of all, where does he think he gets the right to do that!? The tournament was won by Nobunaga Pro's newest acquisition Camilo Ortega. The man who wants to rule over Edo, has found himself amongst like minded individuals, and while his comeback in Havok saw him take hard losses, he looked to be back to his old form here. It's a shame he's with them and has our title to boot. Ortega, be a man and bring that belt back to Havok dammit!

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Announcer: Ima dewa garan no batorushiata no tame no jikandesu!

Garam: What's up from the Edo Underground?! It's the man with a plan, DJ GG Garam, and right now I bet a lot of my viewers have some questions for the host with the most. First off, I want to thank Demon Door for the chance to guest referee the main event of their most recent show. If you haven't see it yet, you should check it out. Now, as for the questions, I'm going to save you some time and just get right down to it. Did I screw Havok Renegade Grind out of the Demon Door Championship? Short answer yes, long answer yeeeeesssssss! Haha! You're damn right I did! Your host had enough of that skater punk wannabe disrespecting our lifestyle, and I wanted to knock him down a peg or two. I assure you Grind, that was very personal, and very unprofessional, but I would do it again. I wouldn't normally get the chance to air my grievances on live television and live stream like I am right now, but the Battle Theater, is under new management. This "Mod" gives me a bit more leeway to talk more about what's on MY mind! Without further ado, let's give it up to the new boss Stuart!



Stuart: It's great to be here again Garam. This time it's live, and under new circumstances. The Edo Underground is now the property of the Oda Group, and from here on out, the Battle Theater will your source for all things related to Nobunaga Pro. We got a big show coming up really soon, as the invaders send Subculture yet again to try and take the belt from Dougie Mach. The Chaos King is the face of my company for a reason, because he's got ambition, and that ambition is stronger than misplaced revenge. Subculture, I already said my peace with you, and you refuse to listen so I'll get your attention another way. I'm throwing a challenge out to you, as I'm sending KENTER to Chaos TV! this week as part of a "big offensive" as it were against the Renegades. Since they want to make this personal I'll play along. You want to secure your title shot you better play along too and take him on one-on-one. As for the rest of Havok, I'm going to speak on behalf of Edo when I say....we don't want you here anymore. I'm trying to take wrestling to a new level, and you keep getting in my way. How about we send the promotion packing back to Eagleland eh? This week I'm sending your Tag Team Champions and our Tag Team Champions to take on your "Home Army", and I'm invoking Sengoku Rules. I want your territory, and I want you out of Edo. Brother in law, I expected you to do the right thing. You can't run this company, and I don't expect you can be a good husband to my sister and father to my neice anymore either. They can stay in Edo, but you will be out of here the moment my team embarrasses Havok and show the true Edo might. Let's end this "Brother".

Garam: Well said Boss, and it's good to see you fired up and motivated to finally kick those posers off our streets. I'd tell you to give that Grind the boot personally, but he and I aren't finished just yet. Let's end Battle Theater with an updated shot at the Edo map, though I'm sure it'll look different in just a few days. Grind, I'll be seeing you, and I won't be alone. Check ya later Edo Underground!





Hailey Havok: Garam is an asshole, and Stuart is biting off more than he can chew! Yeah, I know we're on STEVE! I don't care if they heard me! In fact, I hope they did! I'd take Garam's stupid shades and shove em up his ass for what he did to Grind! I won't have to though, cause I'm sure Grind will handle it on his own! They've got me pissed Renegeizu, not gonna lie! Between all of this, the training for Jet Havok, and Nerma breathing down my neck, you're looking at one angry chick, but the show must go on. We start with some rather interesting news, as Tack's open door policy has brought Havok yet another new tag team! The last time he opened the doors to #EVER's TaskForce. Who do we get this time? My mind is "buzzing" at the possibilities. You're gonna laugh when you get that pun I can feel it.



Tack: *sigh* What the hell are you doing Tack? Trying to bring new blood into Havok Tack? Shouldn't you do more research on who comes in Tack? Well, you thought they were the legendary Killer Bees team, not an actual couple guys in Bee suits Tack. You don't even like the Killer Bees Tack! I know, that's what makes this so perplexing Tack! Oh, are we on? I'm pleased? to announce the signing of our newest tag team. They have "flown" in to "deliver a sting of excitement to Havok". Really guys? I give you Worker Bee and the more imposing Killer Bee, "The Hive.

Killer Bee: I don't like this anymore than you do.

Worker Bee: Buzz buzz buzz! The honey is flowing and the Hive is here! Buzz buzz, we're going to give our opponents the sting of defeat!

Tack: Oh no, not the bee puns....NOT THE BEE PUNS!

Killer Bee: Yeah, seriously Jerry can you knock that off? This was a stupid idea to begin with.

Worker Bee: Buzz buzz who is Jerry? I'm Worker Bee, the hardest worker in our hive. I'm sure the Queen Bee will be pleased to see us in action!

Killer Bee: .....Sorry Boss, he's going to keep up the act I guess.

Tack: I...I don't think he thinks it's an act!

Worker Bee: Buzz buzz.

Tack: YOU'RE CRAZY!

Kinniku Mike: The hell do we have here? Looks like the Boss got a new hobby.

Tack: Oh no. Just get it over with and say. Bee Keeping right?

Kinniku Mike: I was going to say interspecies cosplay porn.

Tack: Yeah, well we do know where your mind wanders.

Trevor Mach: HAHA! Bees! I love Bees! Are we rockin' a new Bee team in Havok?! Are they called the Bee Team!? Please tell me they're called the Bee Team Yo!

Sal Paradise: That's our Boss for ya, making the tough decisions, like hiring two grown men in Bee costumes.

Tack: Alright guys, enough with the malarchy! I have got to talk to you guys about something very important so I'm glad you're here.

Kinniku Mike: Well then, I guess the situation turned out to be quite....

Mike, Trevor, and Sal: BEE-UTIFUL!

Tack: GAAAAAH!

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Hailey Havok: That's some funny shit STEVE! I said a Bee pun and it went RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD! We got news on another tag team forming this week on Chaos TV! Let's check that out while I explain to STEVE why my pun was hilarious.



LG Rod: *huff puff*

Randy no Kachi: .....Why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave?

LG Rod: Because....I just crawled out of a grave.

Randy no Kachi: Oh.

LG Rod: That bastard janitor took his joke one step too far!

Randy no Kachi: What did he do?

LG Rod: He buried me in my sleep as a metaphor for my career!

Randy no Kachi: Oh....heh....that's pretty good.

LG Rod: NO IT'S NOT! He was kinda sorta right in a stupid janitor way! My career has stagnated, and it's time for change!

Randy no Kachi: Yeah, since I decided to change my ways and abandon Shadow my career has stagnated a bit too. Could be worse though, could be doing time like Shadow.

LG Rod: I know your career has stagnated too, and that's why I came here. I suggest that you and I do the only logical thing here.

Randy no Kachi: What would that be?

LG Rod: Form a mismatched tag team of two heels with nothing else going on right now!

Randy no Kachi: I can't do that! I'm trying not to be such a heel anymore! I'm changing my ways!

LG Rod: Don't do that!

Randy no Kachi: Oh alright.

LG Rod: What?

Randy no Kachi: Oh snap, don't listen to me. I spent so long taking orders that that just kind of happens sometimes.

LG Rod: Look, if you join me, we could be the most mismatched heel team in all of wrestling! Think about it! Two guys with nothing in common, but no current momentum in their careers, so they pair together to take on the world that has shunned them! We'll get to be real dicks and do whatever we want to, and that's always cool.

Randy no Kachi: You make a good point! Why should I shy away from my heelishness! Let's do it! Let's form a mismatched heel tag team!

LG Rod: Nice!

Randy no Kachi: What will we call ourselves?

LG Rod: Nothing. We won't have a team name or team music. We'll just tag together and be a mismatched heel tag team!

Randy no Kachi: *nod* You know I think this has money written all over it.

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Hailey Havok: We end our update with the card for Chaos TV! Nobunaga goes on the attack, and we could lose our only remaining territory. I'd bet on us though, as EBW World Champion Firebrand X co-captains with Havok World Champion Kinniku Mike in the Home Army. Plus, we've got the beginning matches in the tournaments to determine who will challenge Mike and Firebrand for their belts. We also have Sal Paradise and Jamie OD squaring off in match 2 of the Best of 5, and much more. We close with a message from Subculture, directed specifically at Stuart, and the challenge he laid down on Garam's Battle Theater. Let's checkity check it. I'm out!



Subculture: I was a hungry street dog, but now I'm a well oiled fighting machine. I drop hurting bombs like no other, and I still know how to street fight with the best of em. My name is Subculture, and very soon Stuart, you'll realize that you can't avoid me, or ignore me anymore. I used to only care about myself, but right now I care about justice. Justice for Little Mac. That justice is coming soon care of these fists. KENTER, Dougie Mach and the Ambition World Championship, and then you. You can run, you can hide, you can try and have me stopped, but reality is going to knock you on your ass, when I tear you and your whole system down.



Havok Sengoku Invasion: Chaos TV!
Akiba Secret Base, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Invasion Non-Title Singles: Magnum PT vs. Camilo Ortega[Nobunaga]
2. Tag: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan
3. Invasion Singles: Subculture vs. KENTER[Nobunaga]
4. Best of 5 Match 2: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD(1)
5. EBW World Championship Contender Tournament: Akinan vs. Noah Jennings
6. Havok World Championship Contender Tournament: Anwin vs. Grind
7. 8-Man Tag Sengoku Rules: Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X/Ishihiro Tomo/Mr. Dangerous vs. Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga]/Akechi Mitsuhide[Nobunaga]/Green Destiny[Nobunaga]/Eivion Thanatos[Nobunaga]



Radiguet: We have observed you, and we have weighed and measured you, and found you to be lacking. The Dimensional Invasion will begin. #EVER....

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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa! Hailey here with the Notorious J.O.D. Jamie, last time we saw you, you won a vicious contest against Sal Paradise, and you also had no hair, but a large beard. Are you......are you a Wooly Willy? Do you move that stuff around with magnets?

Jamie OD: Oi! Mind your own business about my style chick! Yeah, I sent Sal to concussion city by way off Penalty Kick, and I'm damn proud of it! Hahaha! We're had our ups and downs, but beating Paradise's ass never gets old. Sal, you've got me all nostalgic lately, actually caring about wrestling again. I'm starting to feel it. Feeling that old fire coming back, and I think it has to do with prospect of knocking you out a few more times to win this Best of 5 Series. You want to "care" about wins and losses again? You want to "care" about the titles? That's fine, I can play that game, and I'll use you to have the career you wish you could have cause when Jamie OD is on his game, he's untouchable. I'm better than you Sal, and I always have been. Notorious J.O.D is back! HAHA!

Sal Paradise: Not so faaaaa!

Hailey Havok: What the hell?

Sal Paradise: Whoa! I'm falling! Hailey, catch me!

Jamie OD: Oi! What do you think you're doing ya goofy bastard? Ahaha!

Sal Paradise: Trying to get the drop on you like you did me, but I didn't actually intend to drop. How did you do that?!

Jamie OD: Look at you "Mr. Face", you're a parody of yourself! I guess I knocked one too many screws loose! Ahahaha!

Sal Paradise: I'm no parody Jamie, and I'd be happy to show you if I could get down from here. I'm Sal Paradise, I'm with Justice 87, I'm world class wrestler, and I'm still completely out of my mind!

Jamie OD: Oi! That last parts obvious.

Sal Paradise: Tonight, you and I are going to settle 2/5ths of our rivalry with this 2nd match, and I'm going to get one in the win column.

Jamie OD: Oh this isn't going to be a match Sally, this is going to be a fight!

Sal Paradise: Really? Can't it just be a match? I mean, we get PAID for matches remember?

Jamie OD: You got a good point. Alright it's a match, but it's going to be a bloody one, with lots of pain.

Sal Paradise: Agreed! Blood and pain for yo-

Retro Hippie: SAL! I'M FALLING!

Sal Paradise: HIPPIE NOOOOOOOO!!!!



WAR WERE DECLARED! Old news I know, but the Sengoku Wrestling War may be coming to a head with Stuart's Nobunaga Pro looking to take Havok's home Kaga Region, and stop the Renegade Movement in Edo, but the home army is standing in the way, with not one but TWO World Champions co-captaining the team that would face Nobunaga in the night's main event.

Opening contest saw a hotly contested technical affair between Eagleland Champion Magnum PT and the Havok TV Champion, Nobunaga's newest hire Camilo Ortega. The former world champ and judoka took the Eagleland champ to his limits, and proved to Havok that he was back in top form, escaping the mustache ride and using the STO to score the clean win over PT.

The mismatched heel tag team LG Rod and Randy no Kachi came out to separate music and no team merch, symbolizing their new unity as a mismatched heel tag team, taking on Cherub Kid and Nosan of the Home Army. Good match, with Rod targeting Nosan for the joke that put this team together in the first place. Rod got the win on Nosan following a Bulldog Legdrop and the pin.

The Green Bomber Subculture made his way out for an important showdown with Nobunaga's KENTER, with Ambition World Champion Dougie Mach looking on. A classic strike fest that saw Dougie try to get involved, but Subculture had the ring awareness to avoid him, and escape the Go 2 Bed to land a nose breaking KO Punch on KENTER, leading to a Referee Stoppage victory for Subculture. Amazing effort for the young Green Bomber, who will now be going on to face Dougie Mach for the Ambition World Championship, in Nobunaga Pro's own backyard.



Jamie OD and Saludice continued their Best of 5 Series with another strike fest war. Jamie OD seemed more focused and confident, while Sal was looking desperate to get a win to even things up. Paradise couldn't tap OD with the Paradise Lock and tried to end the match quickly, dusting off his old big finisher the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori to show the old Sal Paradise was back, but OD kicked out at 2.9 and powered back, missing the Penalty Kick, but landing a new finish of his own called the JOD Crash followed by a successful Penalty Kick to score the pin going 2-0 in the Best of 5 Series so far.

The road to the Victory Explosion VIII main event is off and running, and the merger with EBW means we get two concurrent tournaments to see who will challenge which champion on the way to title unification in the main event of the biggest show of the year. Akinan and Noah Jennings locked up in Noah's first match in Havok, to see who would move on in the EBW World Championship Contender Tournament. War has changed Jennings, making him more sporadic and paranoid in the ring, but he was still up to his old dirty tricks. Add to the fact that Kyo, coming out with good intentions, once again distracted Akinan, and it was no surprise that Jennings managed to lock in his new Wallet Squeeze submission to force the air out of the big man, choking him out. Backstage Akinan was raging until he ran into....



Cure Danny: Akinan, please calm yourself! Don't let the darkness take over your heart!

Akinan: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I told him to back off and he's keeps coming out with that cheerleader shit!

Cure Danny: He cares about you as a precious friend Akinan. You might not be a team anymore, but he wants to cheer you on and see you do your best in whatever you're doing. It's only because he cares. Don't you care?

Akinan: No! Not even a little bit!

Cure Danny: Well, I can't allow you to tarnish Kyo's pure heart and throwaway the magic power of tomodachi Akinan.

Akinan: Actually, I think you can. GET HIM FLIGER!

Pretty Cure Danny: Eh?



Rishin Fliger: GIMMICK BEAM!

*PEW PEW PEW!*

Cure Danny: NOOOOOOO! TOMODACHI! AHHHHH!!!!

Akinan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Danny: ....I....I....I'm back baby!

Akinan: That's better. Tell you're done with the Tomodachi bullshit now Danny.

Danny: That's Space Danny to you. Can't tell you how good it feels to be free of that tutu man. My wrestling career was in the tubes, but now I can get back to what I do best, combing the galaxy like I comb my pompadour, wrestling like boss, and hunting down the universe's best pair of boobies! Yeah! *wink*

Akinan: Well I'm more of an ass man myself, but good on ya! I knew this would work. Now, if I can find Kyo we can do the same thing to him. If I'm not in the World title hunt, I'll inject myself back into the Tag Division with a partner that's an actual killer!

Kyo: *gasp*

The next match saw the Havok World Championship Countender Tournament playing out, with Anwin taking on Grind in a high energy exchange. Both hungry Renegades looking to get to the top of the biggest show of the year, and that lead to desperate offense on both sides. Late in the match Grind hit the Rolling SSP and looked to go to the top rope for the Sling Blade, when Switchback came down and shocked everyone by smashing Grind in the back with the chair. Anwin came to his senses unaware of the attack and set up the downed Grind for the Based Bomber and the 1-2-3! Switchback has turned on Grind, and showed where his true loyalties lie when DJ GG Garam came out and back the former Jet Set member on the back. Anwin was not happy to see the footage played back on the screen and demanded that Switchback be his opponent for the next leg of the tournament, a challenge that Garam accepted on Switchback's behalf.



Meanwhile in the breakroom!






Trevor Mach: This vending machine....Teriyaki Cola?! *sigh* I miss my Whoop Ass Soda Machine.

Tack: Trevor, you and I need to talk.

Trevor Mach: No Tack, this machine only takes Yen, and you'd be wasting your time anyways. Look at this shit, COFFEE FLAVORED SODA! IF I WANTED COFFEE I'D DRINK COFFEE!

Tack: No, it's about Nobunaga and the Sengoku Wrestling War.

Trevor Mach: Oh that old chestnut! I haven't burned down anything this week so if you're blaming for-

Tack: I'm sorry!

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Tack: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye, but I appreciate what you did at the last Wrestle-Ichi show. You helped quell a big firestorm for me and I'm grateful. You said trust was an issue with me and you're right, but I trust that even if we don't handle this situation the same way that you believe you're doing the right thing, and I can't tell you otherwise. We're coming to a turning point, and I've been waiting for Stuart to make this move. Now it's time for my plan to go into action. Now is the time for liberation and I'm asking for your help. Please, trust me.

Trevor Mach: Tack, you're my best bud yo. That means you don't have to ask. I know I'm a hothead, but you know you need me and Justice 87 around to get our hands dirty like you can't. However, we're friends, and I'm bored so whatever you've got planned I'm in. You lead. I follow.

Main event saw the big match with everything on the line. Two sets of Tag Champions representing Nobunaga Pro, Stuart's Generals and Mods, were invading and invoking Sengoku Rules, meaning 2/3 Falls to decide who can run in the Kaga Region. Havok's Home Army was injecting with extra power, as EBW World Champion Firebrand X joined Havok World Champion Kinniku Mike, #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo, and MISTAAAA DANGEROUS, against Green Destiny, Eivion Thanatos, Akechi Mitsuhide, and Mori Ranmaru. Exciting and lengthy bout that had the Renegades on the edge of their seats. Havok hit an early snag, when Dangerous fell to Destiny's killer Emerald Frosion, but Mike evened the numbers quickly with a Muscle Buster on GD to get a pin for Havok. It would remain 1-1 as Chaos TV! went into overtime, with a big sequence of finishers in the ring, Ishihiro Tomo would stand tall hitting the Brainbuster on Mitsuhide and showing DAT HEART to get the pin and defend the Kaga Region from Nobunaga!

After the match, Dougie Mach lead Troy, Olly, KENTER, and Camilo Ortega to the ring for a big beat down on the home army. It looked to be a night where Nobunaga would leave our Renegades laid out, but out came Magnum PT, Cherub Kid, Nosan, Junior, and lastly Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach to even the odds and run Nobunaga out of the ring. The crowd was on fire, as so many all star Renegades stood side by side in the ring. They all looked around as they crowd roared in approval at Havok's unity. Tack rushed to the ring with mic in hand.

Tack: Whoa whoa whoa! Don't go anywhere Nobunaga, as I have got something to say to YOU! I've been waiting for this moment, when you would make your move, so I could announce my counter move. I realized a while back that I needed to fight back against you in order to achieve my goal and free up Edo for all the promotions. I couldn't hope you would come to your senses anymore, and I couldn't stand back and let it happen. I let you turn your focus to us and invited you in. Now that I have seen what you have to offer, and what your roster can do, I'm ready to strike back. It's time for the counter offensive. It's time for LIBERATION! I was told back when we first came to Edo....a "prophecy" that I didn't think concerned us, but ever oblivious, I missed that it was exactly what I needed to hear. "A sweeping force, wielding the power of the Demon King, will threaten the entire land. This entity will unite with an Emperor of Calamity, to crush all opposition and rule unopposed, unless the Dragon Generals of different clans unite under the hallowed one to oppose them. Stuart united with Dougie Mach to begin this whole thing, and now I have unified the Renegades that will oppose you. I have limitless patriotism and spirit with Eagleland Champion Magnum PT! I've got DAT HEART in #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo. I've got the burning fire and machismo of Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach. I've got the unbending will and determination of EBW World Champion Firebrand X, and I've got the Typhoon Powerhouse Havok World Champion Kinniku Mike. United as one, I have controlled chaos in my hands, and I'm unleashing them back onto you. All men from different clans, with different creeds and banners, they are coming together for the greater good, to stop you. I present the Takugawa Clan, the clan to thwart Nobunaga and unite all of Edo! Liberation begins, and we'll carve a path all the way to heart of you, in Kyoto, where we will host Victory Explosion VIII! The turning of the tide begins NOW!



Havok Sengoku Invasion: Chaos TV!
Akiba Secret Base, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Invasion Non-Title Singles: Camilo Ortega[Nobunaga] beat Magnum PT via STO -> Pin
2. Tag: LG Rod[o]/Randy no Kachi beat Cherub Kid/Nosan[o] via Legdrop Bulldog -> Pin
3. Invasion Singles: Subculture beat KENTER[Nobunaga] via KO Punch -> Referee Stoppage
4. Best of 5 Match 2: Jamie OD(1) beat Sal Paradise via JOD Crash x Penalty Kick -> Pin
5. EBW World Championship Contender Tournament: Noah Jennings beat Akinan via Wallet Squeeze -> Choke Out
6. Havok World Championship Contender Tournament: Anwin beat Grind via Based Bomber -> Pin
7. 8-Man Tag Sengoku Rules: Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X/Ishihiro Tomo/Mr. Dangerous beat Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga]/Akechi Mitsuhide[Nobunaga]/Green Destiny[Nobunaga]/Eivion Thanatos[Nobunaga] (2-1)
-Green Destiny beat Mr. Dangerous via Emerald Frosion -> Pin
-Kinniku Mike beat Green Destiny via Muscle Buster -> Pin
-Ishihiro Tomo beat Akechi Mitsuhide via Brainbuster -> Pin

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Hailey Havok: Woooo! Konichiwa bitches! Hailey Havok here, and I'm JACKED UP! Havok has gone on the offensive! Nobunaga's bullshit has pushed Tack to the edge, and now his Takugawa Clan has assembled to liberate Nobunaga's ill gotten turf and carve a path straight to the Kyoto Dome, home of Victory Explosion 8! Invoking Sengoku Rules, Havok's Renegades are forcing Stuart's group to taste their own medicine for the first time in the Sengoku Wrestling War. This is the Havok Liberation Tour!




Hailey Havok: That's right, we're taking the fight to Nobunaga, and the dream team is going to kick their asses! First order of business was to reclaim our half of the Johto Region, a chuck of territory shared with Johto Pro until Nobunaga claimed it for themselves. The Nasci Hall Parking Lot, a rather low key area played host to a mega match, as the Havok Dream Team entered together to face off with Troy, Olly Oliver, the Ambition Tag Champions, and KENTER



Hailey Havok: I'm so hyped! It's a rush getting to fight back FINALLY, and I'm happy to say in our first offensive we KICKED ASS! Excellent and lengthy match for our boys, who worked together like a well oiled machine. They fought off every pin attempt, with Mach getting the first pin on KENTER in a hilariously dickish way, targeting his broken nose with the Macha Ye for the first pin. Nobunaga has no time to counter, as Firebrand X, the EBW World Champion, stepped up for his new home promotion and got the second needed pin after Crash Fire Buster on Olly Oliver! Two pins to zip, and we have taken back our chunk of the Johto Region!

Nobunaga Pro/Havok Liberation Tour
Nasci Hall Parking Lot, Johto Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Sengoku Rules 10-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X/Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo/Magnum PT beat Troy[Nobunaga]/Olly Oliver[Nobunaga]/KENTER[Nobunaga]/Akechi Mitsuhide[Nobunaga]/Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga](2-0)
-Trevor Mach beat KENTER via Macha Ye -> Pin
-Firebrand X beat Olly Oliver via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin

Hailey Havok: Tack would hear about the victory from a different location....Kyoto. The boss and members of the Home Army traveled to the heart of Nobunaga Pro to back up Subculture as he made his second challenge to Ambition World Champion Dougie Mach. This big match has been months in the making for Subbie, who wishes to face Stuart, who he believes was responsible for Little Mac's death. An incredibly heated encounter, Subculture fought off members of the Nobunaga guard, and Dougie Mach's own heelish tactics to give their champion his biggest challenge yet. Dougie was in firm control after hitting his Dynamic DDT, but even a Vertebreaker wouldn't keep Subculture down for the 3! The bloody Subculture took control and with the crowd starting to turn in his favor, blasted Dougie with a KO Punch and followed up with the Counter Culture. 1-2-3 BABY! SUBCULTURE WINS IT!



Hailey Havok: We now have a foothold into Nobunaga big time by snagging their World Championship! It's been a long time coming for the Green Bomber, but his hard work and determination has brought him to a position where Stuart can no longer ignore him, now that he's his promotion's Ambition World Champion! YEAH!

Nobunaga Pro/Havok Liberation Tour
Sumo Plaza, Kyoto Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Ambition World Championship: Subculture beat Dougie Mach[Nobunaga](c) via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin -> 61st Generation Champion!

Hailey Havok: Hey guess what? I even got in on this action a little bit! Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be focusing on the impending Vyram invasion of #EVER yadda yadda yadda, but Switchback HAS TO PAY! Grind and I tracked him down, with Grind chasing him off in a sweet skate off! Check it out as we end the show! Don't worry though, this week is set to be full of amazing action, and we're just getting started. The assault on Nobunaga will rage all the way to Kyoto baby!



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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa you beautiful Renegade bastards! This is the Havok Liberation Tour!




Hailey Havok: The battle wages all over Edo! That's right, the Dream Team has split into two groups, forcing Nobunaga to split its own roster in order to meet the challenge of the invoked Sengoku Rules. This worked out 50/50 for us, but by branching out this way we ensured that at least one more territory was taken back from Nobunaga Pro. First, we head to the Kanto Region, where Eagleland Champion Magnum PT, #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo, and Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach challenged FORMER FORMER HAHA FORMER Ambition World Champion Dougie Mach, Olly Olive, and Havok Television Champion Camilo Ortegaat the Oda Group Sylph Branch. This one unfortunately didn't work out for us....



Hailey Havok: An unhinged Dougie Mach exploded in this ring, taking the aggression out on his older cousin in a hard hitting exchange. Mach versus Mach saw Trevor take Dougie's finishers, kicking out each time. Trevor countered with the Macha Ye, but also only got a 2 Count. On the Burning Machismo attempt, Dougie escaped and introduced his new finisher the Wrist Clutch Chaos Exploder '14! Wrists being clutched adds the impact of a thermal nuclear bomb to any attack and kept Mach down for the 1-2-3. Ishihiro Tomo managed to even the odds with a Brainbuster lead pin on Olly Oliver, but Camilo Ortega played spoiler for the Renegades, taking Magu P down with the STO to get the pin, defending the Kanto Region. Big shocker there, with Dougie Mach showing a new dominant aggression. After the match, Trevor had a word with his cousin.

Trevor Mach: Whoa! What the hell was that Dougie?! Where has that been yo?! You thought you were all big and bad before, but it took an ass beating by Subbie to get you fired up brah!

Dougie Mach: I DIDN'T GET BEAT! I AM THE CHAOS KING! ACCEPT THE LOSS AND GET THE HELL OUT OF KANTO!

Trevor Mach: Hey, I accept it, make no mistake.

Dougie Mach: That's right! I beat you Trevor! I'm the better Mach! I always have been, and I always will be! The world will see that and I'll get back my Ambition World Championship, and be the face of Nobunaga's Global Wrestling EMPIRE!

Trevor Mach: I've got a better idea Dougie, how about you face me again one on one? How about we do this on the biggest stage, the place where everyone will be watching. Instead of you going after Subculture, why don't you try beating me again?

Dougie Mach: I can beat you again! I just did it! You don't think I can do it again!

Trevor Mach: Do YOU think you can do it again?!

Dougie Mach: You've never NEVER NEVER respected me! You've never given me my due! Now you're just trying to play games!

Trevor Mach: Dougie, you're a Mach, that alone makes you capable of anything in my book, and you've got it all wrong about respect. I respect that you've done your own thing, and blazed a trail in the process. You're not just famous anymore, you're infamous. When you're pissed off and you're focused you can do more than the cocky arrogant wannabe King Dougie.

Dougie Mach: I AM THE CHAOS KING!

Trevor Mach: You think so? You MIGHT be right, but I think you're looking at the rightful King right here. How about you and I do this, Victory Explosion VIII, Trevor Mach versus Dougie Mach, winner to determine the TRUE Chaos King.

Dougie Mach: That means I have everything to lose, and you have everything to gain! Why would I do that?!

Trevor Mach: Well.....how about this. See this, it's the Royal Crown Championship. I earned this belt in the tournament featuring the best of the best. You didn't quite make it to the finals, but you could still have it. They said the title gets defended once a year at the next World Cup, but it didn't say anything in the rules about me defending it when I want to. Come on Dougie, remember back in the day? The EBW Royal Crown? You and I traded that back and forth once upon a time. You know how much it would piss me off if you managed to take this from me? You could gloat about that for an entire year and I couldn't do anything about it! So how bout Dougie? Fight me brah!

Dougie Mach: You don't think I won't?! You think I'm scared of you!? YOU'RE ON! Havok won't make it to the Dome, but Nobunaga will be happy enough to host this match on your behalf, just so I can humiliate you once and for all and be recognized as the better Mach, the best of the best.

Trevor Mach: I'm hyped brah! I'm jacked up about this one!

Camilo Ortega: Hey, let's not stop there, cause I'm going to make this better. I am Camilo Ortega, the man who walks the path of Heaven, the man who will rule over everything. It's not right to let the losing team dictate all the terms "King" Dougie. That's why I'm going to make a Victory Explosion challenge of my own, and I'm going to challenge that mustacheod, arrogant, brash, "patriot" Magnum PT.

Magnum PT: Hey, you got a problem with the stache chief, you step up here and say it to my face!

Camilo Ortega: I just planted your face on the mat a few minutes ago, I got my fill of it for one day. However, I look at that Eagleland Championship and I feel offended. I feel it lacks the refined prestige that comes with a championship.

Magnum PT: You've got a lot of nerve pal! Disrespecting the stache, and now you're disrespecting my country and my championship?!

Camilo Ortega: That's right, I am. I want to make a wager with you PT. I will give Havok a chance to win back this belt if they do manage to make it to the Kyoto Dome. I'll let you have a shot at it, but if you lose that match you must abandon the Eagleland Championship, and burn the belt.

Magnum PT: I don't back down from a challenge chief. You've got me all wrong, and my country all wrong. These colors don't run, and we won't run from you. I'll be bringing that Television Title back to Havok and the Renegades. You're on!

Olly Oliver: Hey! Uh....my turn! I challenge that guy over there! Tomo! #EVER Open Championship at VE8! Yeah?

Ishihiro Tomo: *Nod*

Olly Oliver: YEAH!

Nobunaga Pro/Havok Liberation Tour
Oda Group Sylph Branch, Kanto Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Sengoku Rules 6-Man Tag: Dougie Mach[Nobunaga]/Olly Oliver[Nobunaga]/Camilo Ortega[Nobunaga] beat Trevor Mach/Magnum PT/Ishihiro Tomo (2-1)
-Dougie Mach beat Trevor Mach via Wrist Clutch Chaos Exploder '14 -> Pin
-Ishihiro Tomo beat Olly Oliver via Brainbuster -> Pin
-Camilo Ortega beat Magnum PT via STO -> Pin

Hailey Havok: So yeah, things didn't go as planned, as Dougie Mach, Camilo Ortega, and Olly Oliver really stepped it up and proved to be a formidable defense, but this lead to the formation of three titles bouts for Victory Explosion VIII! I can confirm through Tack that WHEN Havok makes it to the dome, those matches are official! Counting the title unification bout, we're already up to four matches, which is good though, cause we're already selling tickets, and the buyers are gonna want to know what they're paying to see. I hear Stuart's allowing the sale of the tickets to humiliate Havok when they get stopped and have to offer up refunds. We're going to humilate HIM though, and we made another step towards that in the Noto Region, at the Oda Group Noto Branch building!



Hailey Havok: Kinniku Mike and Firebrand X the dual World Champions didn't talk trash or challenge anyone for matches in Noto, but they worked together as a unit to thwart Troy and KENTER to bring the Noto Region to Havok! Mike got a pin and took a pin, taking out the heavily damaged KENTER with the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb for the first pin, only to be blindsided with a Punt Kick and rolled up by Troy a few moments later. Firebrand X would get the winning pin, wising avoiding a bloody but furious Troy to again send KENTER to the mat with a Crash Fire Buster, giving Havok the Noto Region! YEAH! Mike and Firebrand may have to face each other at Victory Explosion VIII if they can fight off the challenges coming their way, but that didn't stop them for being true pros in this encounter.

Nobunaga Pro/Havok Liberation Tour
Oda Group Noto Branch, Noto Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Sengoku Rules Tag: Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X beat Troy[Nobunaga]/KENTER[Nobunaga] (2-1)
-Kinniku Mike beat KENTER via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
-Troy beat Kinniku Mike via Punt Kick -> Pin
-Firebrand X beat KENTER via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin






Victory Explosion VIII
Kyoto Dome, Kyoto Dome
Pay Per View

1. "Battle of Heart" #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Olly Oliver[Nobunaga]
2. "Patriotic Justice!" Eagleland vs. Television: Magnum PT(c) vs. Camilo Ortega[Nobunaga](c)
3. "Ring of Thrones" Royal Crown vs. Chaos King: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Dougie Mach[Nobunaga](c)
4. "Havok vs. EBW" World Title Unification: TBA vs. TBA

Hailey Havok: Victory Explosion VIII is going to be the biggest and baddest yet! Biggest and baddest Victory Explosion NOT the biggest and baddest Victory Explosion VIII because we haven't had one yet to compare....but if we did this would still be better. YEAH! Well, in the more immediate future we have #EVER, unleashing their 5Ever! show in a big way with the announcement of the...the...*deep breath* 5Ever! The Tag War Saga Chronicles! Really guys? Two four team matches will lead to a tag match with the winners getting $50,000! Not bad for one night of work! One of these teams....well one of these teams will be breaking the laws of time, space, and physics. Jake Conway, what have you done?



Tack: Jake, I've been having to introduce some odd teams lately, but this....this....I....what the hell?

Jake Conway: I don't understand either!

?: Allow me to explain! I am Jake Conway FROM THE FUTURE! In a distant time and space, I have become the ultimate warrior and wrestling champion! Through the hellish fires of the Paradox Wars I have emerged victorious!

Jake Conway: Huh...well that's good news.

Tack: Gee Jake, I'm happy for you, but what are you doing here?

Jake Conway FROM THE FUTURE: I have arrived in this time to ensure that I win The Tag War Saga Chronicles! It is that win that propelled me onto the path of the ultimate glory and greatness! The path that will see me save Havok from THEM and become a 10-Time Havok World Champion!

Jake Conway: I choose this guy as my partner! Maybe you can teach me how to wrestle?

Tack: Well I'm not sure I should allow this, but it doesn't say anywhere in the rule book that you CAN'T team up with yourself from a different time or dimension. We do have rules against teaming with your gender swap versions from Dimension Y though. Keeping that shit locked down.

Jake Conway: I look forward to teaming with me like I'm sure you did when you were me looking at you right now.

Jake Conway FROM THE FUTURE: Oh this didn't happen last time! I'm breaking the laws of time and space to ensure your success!

Jake Conway: Oh alright. Well what's the worst that could happen?

Tack: Yikes.

#EVER: 5Ever! The Tag War Saga Chronicles!
Akiba Secret Base Sub Basement, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network

1. 4-Team Tag: Bimmy/Jimmy vs. Question/Answer vs. Nikky/Cody vs. Lombre/Snake the Jake
2. 4-Team Tag: Jake Conway/Future Jake Conway vs. Worker Bee/Killer Bee vs. Cthulu/That Guy vs. El Mago/Senor Box
3. Vyram Invasion 6-Man Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts/Jackson Kain vs. ?/?/?
4. The Tag War Saga Chronicles $50,000 Challenge: TBA vs. TBA
5. Zephyr Tag: Maxine Justice/Aran vs. ?/?
6. Havok in the Case Tag Ladder: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Maya Inca Boy/Doc Gonzo

Hailey Havok: We end the update with a bit of a puff piece, a feel good story if you will. FILLER is more like it! Turns out the "Wild Child" Trevor Mach took the loss to Dougie a bit harder than he let on in Kanto, but an unlikely face turned that frown upside down

Trevor Mach: SON OF A BITCH! GAH!

*SMAAAAAAASH!*



Tack: What are you doing Trevor?

Trevor Mach: I'm breaking shit Tack!

Tack: I see that!

Trevor Mach: Dougie pins me! That little ginger bastard's keeping up with me! Hell, I'm proud of him BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I GOTTA LIKE IT! What's worse is the fucking Goya Berry Soda in this damn machine! I HATE IT! GAAAAAH!

Tack: I'm glad you're so fired up, but could you focus it ..."clears throat" IN THE RING?!

Trevor Mach: You're damn right I'm going to brah! I'm going to force Stuart's ambition right down his damn throat and then I'm going to-

Lady M's: Trevor, you always know how to make a woman feel welcome.

Trevor Mach: Wha? Wife! Daughter! You're here! What are you doing here?!

Lady M's: Oh I don't know, why would I be here? Would it be to see you? It couldn't be that. No way!

Little M's: *signs* We missed you so much.

Trevor Mach: *signs* And I missed you too! Bring it in ladies. I missed this! I figured you guys had more important things to do.

Lady M's: Hey, we do our own things, but that doesn't mean I don't care ya dumbass. Sparkle is on break, and quite frankly, shit's getting dark over there. I needed to see your stupid grinning face so I could smile again.

Trevor Mach: Haha! They missed me Hippie! They love me Tack!

Tack: Well she DID marry you so....

Lady M's: I'm not sure if we can stay long, but I wanted to bring you a gift. Thought you might be lonely so....here he is.

Dog: Bark!

Trevor Mach: *Gasp!*

Dog: Bark! Bark Bark!

Trevor Mach: Dog! I LOVE Dogs! Aww come here you little rascal! Come here!

Dog: Bark!

Trevor Mach: Boy you said it! What's his name!?

Lady M's: Well since M's and I picked him out, how about YOU name him.

Trevor Mach: Teeheehee! I'm going to name him Barnable! Come here Barnable! Are you my new buddy? Oh you sure are!

Tack: Trevor? What the-

Lady M's: He's a dog guy. One of the few things that really hits him the feels.

Trevor Mach: Best. Present. EVER!

Tack: But I needed crazed lunatic Trevor! I actually got him on the same page as me for once! You....you did this to mess with me didn't you Tali?

Lady M's: A little bit....yeah. *thumbs up*

Tack: *sigh* If it's not one Mach it's another.

Nobunaga invades! Another offensive force arrived in the Kaga Region to challenge the Renegades to a Sengoku Rules war, but the Dream Team known as the "Tackugawa Clan" is absent, as is the Havok boss Tack. Would Havok be able to hold the Akiba Secret Base, or would this be the big blow Nobunaga Pro has been waiting to make?

The opening bout saw Noah Jennings take on Danny Leung in his new Space Danny persona. The cool, confident, and cocky Space Danny was too laid back in this bout, while the normally brash and cocky Noah Jennings was more violent and manic, going off on Space Danny after being shocked by his pyro. The pompadour of Space Danny couldn't save him from submitting to the Wallet Squeeze, giving Noah a win as he will continue his road in the EBW World Tournament next week.

The put together heel team of LG Rod and Randy no Kachi took on the Hive in their Havok debut, as a replacement for Q&A, who missed the match due to Question being unable to tell Answer it was time without asking a question instead. The match was made more interesting due to what was happening on the outside, as EBW's final Tag Team Champions, Bois and Bais watched from atop their bobbling bubbles, intent on scouting the Havok competition. Finish came as Killer Bee was trying to get Worker Bee's head into the game. RnK decided to go high risk, leading to Worker going to the top to try and buzz over RnK, leading to both crashing on a downtrodden Killer Bee. Randy picked up worker and hit the No Kachi Cutter to score the pin. Two wins in a row for the put together heel tag team.



Sal Paradise needed a win in this, the third match in a Best of 5 Series against Notorious J.O.D, and stepped up to his world title caliber level in a heated strike fest against the ill tempered hooligan, who is also showing a resurgence of his former skills, with more focused strikes and less anarchy inspired offense. Paradise attempted to drop OD with a Brainbuster, only for Jamie to escape and land a JOD Crash for the nearfall. A Penalty Kick attempt by Jamie ended with Sal pushing forward with a Lariat instead, setting up his change to lock in the Paradise Lock, and force Jamie OD to tap out. Sal Paradise hangs on by a thread with an impressive submission victory over the hooligan. The reformed Paradise tried to help Jamie to his feet, only only for Jamie to bat his hand away. Then he realized his back really hurt and decided it was stupid not to accept the offered help back to his feet. This series will continue...



The great action continued with an Edo dream match between Kota Hayashi and #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo. The no neck, all heart brawler against the high flying phoenix made for an interesting pairing and a heated battle in the Havok World Tournament, as Tomo pushed Hayashi to his limits, forcing him to strike over and over till he could make DAT HEART feel the pain. Ibushi showed his own heart by powering out of more than one Brainbuster, but found himself on the ropes for most of the early going. A lariat to the corner was evaded by Hayashi and countered into a pele kick, sending Tomo to the mat where Hayashi followed up with the Phoenix Splash for the near fall. Hayashi pulled out all the stops, but Tomo mixed it up, hitting a sickening Vertical Suplex Piledriver to score the pin and advance in the Havok World Tournament where he will next take on Based Anwin.

The EBW half of this Dual World Tournament saw the controversial Jet Setter Switchback take on Mr. Dangerous, in a big opportunity match for both men looking to break through. DJ GG Garam followed out Switchback and made his presence felt throughout the match. Dangerous was much more laid back compared to his previous freakouts, performing with more elegance and grace, yet he was still an expert at the ground game and used the trusted tactic of keeping the Lucha Bladers on the mat. Late in the match, Switchback missed a Rolling SSP, leading to Mr. Dangerous trapping him in the Ankle Lock. Garam helped him get to the ropes, and when Dangerous tried to argue with the ref about it, Switchback blasted him in the back of the head with a roller blade dropkick. Switchback started arguing with the fans as he set up Dangerous for the finish. That's when Justice 87's Grind rolled down to the ring with chair in hand, chasing Garam around the ring. Switchback was distracted and fell into a Dangerous roll up for the 1-2-3! Payback for Grind, as neither Jet Setter would be advancing, but it wasn't enough for Grind who chased Garam and Switchback to the back, when Hailey would have to stop him...



Hailey Havok: Grind wait! You can't hit Garam! He's not contracted for violence! He's not even supposed to be here!

Grind: .....

Garam: Haha! That's right! If you touch me, I call the heat on you! Unlike some, I've got the hook ups that can actually get them here too.

Hailey Havok: I don't like it anymore than you do Grindykins, but I have the medicine. Just hit Switchback TWICE AS HARD!

Switchback: Whoa! Don't do it Grind! Remember our tag team! Remember the Jet Set Future!

Grind: .....

Switchback: That's right, we were friends remember? Could you really lay me out with that chair?

Grind: .....Time to take a nap Switch.

Switchback: NO!

Garam: WAIT! What if....what if Switchback agrees to face you in a match!

Switchback: Yeah! You want to fight, let's do it in the ring where it matters!

Grind: ....Victory Explosion VIII.

Switchback: Done! You're on!

Garam: You've made a biggity big mistake, but a dealio is a dealio, so prepare yourself for the reality check that you're the lesser Lucha Blader.

Hailey Havok: You're getting cocky, and considering Grind still has the chair, I would say that's a bad idea.

Garam: Check it, you said yourself that if you hit me you break the law. Even Renegades have to follow the rules.

Grind: That's what they keep telling me but-

Hailey Havok: Note the headphones boys. He didn't quite hear about the rules.

Garam: ....I guess DJ GG Garam will be rolling out then. Let's go Switchback.

Switchback: I'll see you at Victory Explosion "pal".

Grind: ....Not if I see you first.

Hailey Havok: It's hot when you talk smack, especially cause you hardly even talk period. Oh snip snap, I gotta an interview to do. I gotta run!



Hailey Havok: *huff puff* Hailey here, the voice of the Renegades.....konichiwa and such. Just let....let me catch my breath.

Noah Jennings: Oh sure, make me wait! Why not?!

Hailey Havok: Whoa! Chillax brosef, you seem to be a bit on edge today!

Noah Jennings: On edge?! OF COURSE I'M ON EDGE! Do you know who I am?! Do you know what happened to me? I'm Noah Jennings, formerly of EBW. EBW, a promotion sent to war! I was taken, striped of my freewill, and used. You ever heard of post traumatic stress disorder?! I got it. I can't deal with it. The man with class and sophistication, the man who speaks his mind even if his opinion is unpopular, and the man who makes a purple suit look good, and I can't deal with PTSD.

Hailey Havok: Hey, the war in Zealstraillia is over, and not only did you win tonight, but you're on the way to another match in the EBW World Tournament. Cheer up, cause you've been winning.

Noah Jennings: Winning is what I do, and winning is all I have left until I become World Champion once again. That war is over, but Edo's got a war of its own, but I'm not going to lose here either! I'm a survivor! I SURVIVE!

Mr. Dangerous: Magnificent! I'm impressed by you Noah Jennings, and I believe in your survival, but your winning ways are coming to an end I'm afraid. For you will next be facing me, Mistaaaaaaa.....wait for it......DANGEROUS!

Noah Jennings: YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF YOU! I'M NOT SCARED I'M NOAH JENNINGS! YOU HEAR ME?! I'M NOAH JENNINGS!

Main event would see the future of Havok in the Kaga Region decided, as the forces of Nobunaga poured in to take on a rag tag assemblage of defenders lead by the Ambition World Champion Subculture and Anwin. The Home Army fell behind at the start, as Television Champion Camilo Ortega trapped Junior in a Mitokorogatame (Ankle lock / back Triangle Choke combination) early on while Troy cleared the ring to ensure a tap out, leading to Nobunaga going 1 pin up in demoralizing fashion for the Renegades. Subculture and Anwin lead by example, with Anwin evening the score with a Based Lariat Bomber on Mitsuhide followed by the pin. The match would be settled in a vicious strike fest between Troy and Subculture, that saw the Green Bomber narrow out and land the KO Punch to set up for the Counter Culture and the pin. Havok survived the attack and defended Kaga, but before the show was over....



Stuart: *clapping* Well done Havok. Very well done indeed. It's all apart of the game right. Good sportsmanship and the like. You can trust me to be the one to step up and congratulate you on a job well done. Nobunaga does not get the Kaga Region....today, and you have taken some of our territory...for now, but these are things that can easily change. I'm not here to get into that though. I'm here to talk to you....Subculture. You have wanted my attention, and you now have my attention. What do you have to say to me?

Subculture: You know damn well what I have to say....and that's nothing. I have nothing to say, because I don't want to talk.....I want to fight. I want you in the ring. I want to beat you the way I know Little Mac would have wanted, and I want your ambition to crumble to dust.

Stuart: You just don't get it do you? You want a fight with me, but I have more important things to do. However, you have something that belongs to me, and I want that back. How far are you willing to go for this match?

Subculture: No limits.

Stuart: Is that so? You sound like you have plenty of ambitions of your own, but ambitions that will get you seriously hurt. I'll make you an offer though. You bring me that title belt, the Ambition World Championship. You hand over the title in my ring, in the Kyoto Region, and I will consider a match, but a match that must take place in Kyoto.

Subculture: You would have me hand over the title? Why not defend it? Afraid I'll humiliate Nobunaga Pro again?

Stuart: Do you accept my deal or not?

Subculture: If you want me to hand over this title belt, then the title belt isn't worth anything. You devalue the centerpiece of your promotion's legacies and traditions. I was proud to have this when I thought it was the continuation of the E.W.G.P Heavyweight Championship, but New Edo never would have asked me to just hand over the belt. Now, all it is to me is a ticket to Kyoto. I accept the deal. You get your belt, and I get my match against you in Kyoto.

Stuart: You've made a big mistake.

Subculture: Not as big a mistake as yours Stuart. Not nearly as big. See you soon.

Havok Sengoku Invasion: Chaos TV!
Akiba Secret Base, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Space Danny via Wallet Squeeze -> Submission
2. Tag: Randy no Kachi[o]/LG Rod beat Killer Bee/Worker Bee[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
3. Best of 5 Match 3: Sal Paradise(1) beat Jamie OD(2) via Paradise Lock -> Submission
4. Havok World Championship Contender Tournament: Ishihiro Tomo beat Kota Hayashi via Vertical Suplex Piledriver -> Pin
5. EBW World Championship Contender Tournament: Mr. Dangerous  Switchback via Roll up -> Pin
6. Sengoku Rules 10-Man Tag: Subculture/Cherub Kid/Nosan/Anwin/Junior[FXE] beat Troy[Nobunaga]/Olly Oliver[Nobunaga]/Camilo Ortega[Nobunaga]/Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga]/Akechi Mitsuhide[Nobunaga] (2-1)
-Camilo Ortega beat Junior via Mitokorogatame (Ankle lock / back Triangle Choke combination) -> Submission
-Anwin beat Akechi Mitsuhide via Based Lariat Bomber -> Pin
-Subculture beat Troy via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin

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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa! Renegades, the war effort pushes on! Despite what you'll hear on Oda Group run channels and shows like Garam's Battle Theater, it was Nobunaga that attacked Havok and kidnapped the Dream Team of the Tackugawa Clan this past week, but they got what they had coming with yet another explosive encounter! Get it? Explosive? The building exploded. It's funny and you know it. Anyways, it looks like the counter offensives are escalating with a 3 match liberation of the Dewa Branch coming up this weekend. The Dream Team will splinter off, with PT taking on KENTER in singles action, Mach and Tomo joining forces against Nobunaga's Ambition Tag champs Mori Ranmaru and Akechi Mitsuhide, and the Sengoku Rules tag between the Dual World Champions Kinniku Mike and Firebrand, as they take on the Havok Tag Team Champions Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny. That's going to be a big show, and we'll of course keep you up to date on how that goes down. Kick ass Dream Team!

Nobunaga Pro/Havok Liberation Tour
Oda Group Dewa Branch, Dewa Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Invasion Non-Title Singles: Magnum PT vs. KENTER[Nobunaga]
2. Invasion Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga]/Akechi Mitsuhide[Nobunaga]
3. Sengoku Rules Tag: Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X vs. Eivion Thanatos[Nobunaga]/Green Destiny[Nobunaga]

Hailey Havok: Before that however #EVER will hold its 6th show, which will feature two interesting co-main events. Lady Kunoichi, or Lady K as she has come to be called made a big debut last week, but many are claiming that the black ninja is none other than Lady M's herself, the face of women's wrestling. #EVER's Zephyr Division Champion Maxine Justice went to call out M's on this, and we got the footage. Check it out!



Maxine Justice: Lady M's!

Lady M's: Present.

Maxine Justice: Or should I say....Lady K?

Lady M's: ...No....no you were right the first time. It's a few letters up on the alphabet.

Maxine Justice: Heh is that how you're going to play it? I don't do coy chick. I do extreme!

Lady M's: I can tell. Lay off the caffeine.

Maxine Justice: Now listen to me, I'm the #EVER Zephyr Champion, and I'm looking to make our division the peak of women's wrestling! I take a lot of inspiration from you and the things you've done for us. That being said, I don't feel like playing games when it comes to this "Lady K" stuff.

Lady M's: Look at my face....do I look like the type who plays games?

Maxine Justice: I can't tell, you're wearing shades.

Lady M's: I don't intend to take them off either. I am huuuuuungooooover. Too much drinking and poker. Hey, I guess I do play games.

Maxine Justice: I'll say you do. For crying out loud chick, you're standing right in front of a Lady K poster!

Lady M's: Oh...so I am. Now who put that there I wonder?

Maxine Justice: Just admit it. You're here to compete with the best. If that's the case, I'd be more than happy to take you on.

Lady M's: I'm here to support my daughter, find some aspirin, and possibly spend time with Trevor. In that order specifically. Maybe put the aspirin up front.

Maxine Justice: More games eh? That's fine, I'll play along then. How about you pass a message on to Lady K for me. My Kickin' Chicks tag partner Aran wants the next shot at Lady K. She used to be a bounty hunter, and word on the street is that Tamera Tambler is putting up the money she got from the Fourdoras to whoever gets Lady K out of #EVER.

Aran: I'm hunting down Lady K. How does that make you feel M's?

Lady M's: ...I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. You keep talking about playing games. I've got a game called shut the fuck up before I lay you out with a lead pipe.

Aran: That wasn't funny.

Lady M's: That wasn't a joke. You want Lady K this week, go challenge her yourself. Good luck finding her though.

Aran: Why? Cause she's you?

Lady M's: No, cause she's a ninja. DUH!

Maxine Justice: Heh, this chick's alright. We hope to see Lady K this week.



Tack: Hello again viewers, it's that time of the week where I introduce a brand new member of the #EVER roster, and for once it's not a ridiculous tag team, however a ridiculous tag team is standing by to try and ask me something. Can this wait TaskForce?

Jason Saxon: Yeah, sure can boss.

Tony Novus: Take your time!

Tack: Really? Wow. Normally people barge in and interrupt when I try to make announcements and such. Well then I-

Trevor Mach: HAHA! Tack you cheeky bitch, what's cracka lackin' brah?

Tack: *sigh* In the middle of something here Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Hey, you called for me along with Q&A!

Tack: I'll get to that in just a minute. Renegades, I'd like to introduce, Indy Guy!

Indy Guy: What? Oops, I missed my cue *shrugs*. Oh well, I'll cover it up with a flippy spot. Indy Guy here, what I lack in muscle tone and a tan I make up for in track pants, a chain necklace that turns my neck green, and music you don't own the rights to. What I will bring to the table is zero ring psychology, but plenty of high spots! I also sell my own merch after the shows, which is my logo written in sharpie on plain white t-shirts.

Tack: Why do I keep hiring these people? Why do I keep hiring these people? Why do I keep hiring these-

Tony Novus: Boss, can we talk to you now?

Tack: Speaking of questionable hires, what can I do for you TaskForce?

Trevor Mach: Dude! That's the TaskForce? Those are the guys you hate?

Tony Novus: What?

Jason Saxon: I knew it.

Tack: Hey! I don't hate anyone! I'm Tack, I'm a paragon of kindness and niceity!

Question: Is that even a word?

Answer: No, it isn't.

Tack: I don't hate anyone!

Trevor Mach: Hey TaskForce, I dig the look and the theme!

Tack: *sigh* It's too 80's!

Trevor Mach: No such thing yo!

Tack: What did you guys want?

Tony Novus: We're looking for our chance to move up to the Havok roster. What do we have to do for that?

Tack: Besides a gimmick change, haircut, and new theme music? I knew you were going to ask me that, so I already came up with a challenge you must overcome. If you can beat Trevor Mach, Question, and Answer, then I might maybe consider thinking about letting you open the show in a dark match that is literally dark, as I'll be turning the lights off for the match. You got it? You'll be joined by Indy Guy here I guess.

Indy Guy: Dudes, you better let me get my spots in.

Tony Novus: We won't let you down boss.

Jason Saxon: You may hate us, but the TaskForce will complete this Task...with Fo-

Tack: With Force yeah yeah I got it.

Trevor Mach: Wow man, I've never seen you like this. You called me off the front lines to bury this tag team didn't you?

Tack: WHAT?! No! I would never!

Trevor Mach: It's finally happened. Tack's embraced the hate! AHAHA!

Tack: I haven't!

Trevor Mach: It's alright brah, everyone has a little hate inside. It's good for you, reminds you that you're alive, and annoyed by things.

Tack: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: Tack I understand bud, you've got a dream to bury this team. I remember what it's like to dream. A friend of mine with a beard, big guy, with big dreams recently reminded this old son of a bitch that dreams are still floating around out there if you want em badly enough.

Tack: I have no idea what you're going on about.

Trevor Mach: Hey man, I get it. This is your first burial, and you're not sure how you feel about it OR how you want to go about. I get that, but it's cool, you'll handle this. Remember, these damn kids aren't tough like us. We were born in the 80's. Remember what that was like?

Tack: The 80's are like the root of the problem here.

Trevor Mach: Huh? Anyways, pulling your weight around as boss and making a power play like this is just like driving a car without a seat belt. It's dangerous, but liberating. You ever drive a car without a seatbelt?

Tack: No...no...no never! I'm terrified of cars!

Trevor Mach: Of course you drove without a seatbelt, and back in the day, the 80's, we didn't have seat belts.

Tack: Yes we did.

Trevor Mach: Your mom would hold her hand out in front of you. That was your seat belt right?

Tack: No.

Trevor Mach: And how did that work out? You crashed and burned, messed up your face real good, lead to like 80 stitches across your face, made you look like a bad ass all throughout middle school!

Tack: Alright a crash DID happen, but the rest of that....what the hell?

Trevor Mach: After all that happened were you afraid to get back into that station wagon?

Tack: Yes.

Trevor Mach: No, that's right you weren't. A few years later you took that car out in the middle of the night without a license or permission from the folks or old man law. It was just you and Myu Azama.

Tack: Who?!

Trevor Mach: Parked at the point with your chick in that stolen car, fingerblasting away in the backseat. You didn't even know if you were doing it right!

Tack: NONE OF THIS HAPPENED! Where are you going with this Trevor?

Trevor Mach: I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't bury the TaskForce, because they're cool as shit!

Tack: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SAYING?! SOUNDED A LOT LIKE THE OPPOSITE!

Trevor Mach: I'll wrestle in your #EVER main event with my bros Q&A here, but I won't bury TaskForce Tack. For shame for even suggesting it.

Tack: I DIDN'T!

Trevor Mach: You're better than this brah. *shakes head*

Tack: *sigh*

#EVER: 6Ever! *The 6th Show doesn't guarantee 6 matches!
Akiba Secret Base Sub Basement, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network

1. No Rules Singles: Larmore vs. Maya Inca Boy
2. 6-Man Tag: Bimmy/Jimmy/Senor Box vs. Doc Gonzo/Nikky/Cody
3. Zephyr Division Tag: Hailey Havok/Kaori vs. Grinam #4/Grinam #5
4. Zephyr Division Singles: Lady K vs. Aran
5. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Question/Answer vs. Indy Guy/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus

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FXE 37 kicked off with Don Panini and Fergus in the ring.



Panini: First things first, not only do we have two qualifying matches for the F-U League, tonight we will have a big #1 contender's match for the Double Trouble titles. There will be 6 teams in tag team turmoil rules. Two teams enter and a new team enter when one team gets eliminated, last team remains is the #1 contender to the Double Trouble titles. Now then, onward to the FXE Title. We are gonna have a contract signing...maybe!

Fergus: As you can see, Gorilla, you have a choice. You can give me the title and join the Family or take extremely cruel animal abusing that even PETA can't protest to. We highly suggest you come join the Family. We have all the bananas you like to eat!

Gorilla comes out with Mr. Plain

Mr. Plain: Don't do it!

Fergus: You have a decision! Give me the title and have everything you want in the family or consequences will be dire.

Mr. Plain: I'm your friend, don't do this. It's a trap.

Panini: I tell you what. We'll give you some time. You have by the end of the night to make a decision! We'll be waiting.

Gorilla left with a confused look on his face.



The first qualifying match for the F-U League pits Nemesis against Oog. Nemesis relies on his power to take down Oog while Oog goes for his assumed intelligence. Nemesis actually blocked a Double Club attempt and lands a mean clothesline on Oog. Nemesis signals the finish but Oog maneuvers out a Shotgun attempt and hits the Double Club to qualify.

Jay and Mystic Blaze square off in the second qualifying match. Jay had to play the ground game as Blaze is clearly has more agility. The grounding didn't work well as Blaze's high octane offense was too much. The ground game worked in the end as Blaze went for the FireFly but Jay held on and Blaze landed flat. Jay proceeds with the Super J Press to qualify.



Meanwhile...

Panini: What is the status report for the rest of the evening?

Ahmad: I heard rumblings in the lockerroom that Gorilla is close to a decision.

Panini: Good, good.

Ahmad: Poo will be in the next match and there are no signs of Perfect Man in the building here tonight thus far.

Panini: What is that bastard up to? As for Poo, go inform HIM that its time.

Ahmad: Will do sir. As for Perfect Man? Morris isn't seen around either.

Panini: Hmmm...we'll just let Morris handle things with Perfect Man. I'm sure Morris is close to where he is.

The next match has the Letters teaming with Ecliff to take on Poo, Mr. Plain, and Captain. A quite competitive matchup with each team took turns taking each others moves. Poo is about to whip out the Go To Poo but the lights went out. The lights went back on and Skeleton appears. Skeleton went for a powerbomb on Poo but Poo countered and kicked Skeleton out of the ring. Poo dove on Skeleton but gets caught and Poo gets rammed on the post. Adam DA and Ecliff was holding Mr. Plain down. Skeleton powerbombs Poo on the outside and proceeds to leave after. Captain happened to be the legal man and eats a Kick Your Face from Chris J and Chris J picks up the win for his team.



The main event match is the Tag Team Warfare and out comes Chocolate Thunder.

Disco Kid: Ladies and Gentlemen!

Black Cena: Ladies AND Gentlemen!

Disco Kid: We sexy!

Black Cena: We're stars!

Disco Kid: We studs!

Black Cena: We stallionaires!

Disco Kid: We are...

Both: Chocolate Thunder baby! Party Up!

Out next comes a pair of newcomers, Rigby and Kastner, The Truck Warriors. These are big boys. Coming off losing his Rising Title, Black Cena took the fight to the newcomers. The Truck Warriors held their own against Chocolate Thunder but Chocolate Thunder keeps gaining the advantage. Just as Disco Kid went for the Sundance Jiggy, Kaster boots Disco Kid then boots Black Cena. Rigby got Disco Kid up on his shoulder and drops him down face-first, called the Big Rig, to surprisingly eliminate Chocolate Thunder.

Next comes Teck and Dre Money. This didn't last long and the Truck Warriors pulled off another surprise. Teck went for a DDT but Kaster pushed Teck away. Kastner pulls Teck back in with a swinging side slam he calls the Truck Pull to eliminate Cash Collect.

Then comes Lightning Mullet and Flat Top Ron. The HairRaisers and Truck Warriors are playing the big man's game against each other. This was proven to be a tough challenge for the newcomers. One point, Ron actually hits the Windmill Jam on Rigby but Kastner broke the pin. Another point, Mullet hits the Fast as Lightning kick on Kaster then Rigby broke the pin. Afterwards, Rigby hits the Big Rig on Mullet then Ron tags himself in. Unfortunately, Ron walks into a double team assault. Kastner and Rigby both fireman carries Ron up and drops him down into a flapjack called the Truck Stop to eliminate the HairRaisers.

Giff Hoyt and MF runs in against the tired newcomers. Giff and MF tries to take advantage but the Truck Warriors are not going down without a fight. MF was gonna get the Truck Stop until Giff headbutts Rigby in the gut. MF hits the Shining Wizard on Kastner  sending him out of the ring. Giff headbutts Rigby on the back leg as MF wheel kicks at the same time, which they call Love Penetration. The Truck Warriors impressive debut comes to an end as Bald & Swag moves on.



Out comes...a guy that wasn't seen all day, Perfect Man and Amigo!

Perfect Man: In case you were all wondering, Perfect Man went flagshopping!

Amigo: Why?

Perfect Man: Hold this and open it.

Amigo: Oh gawd...*facepalm*

Perfect Man: Yes! We are celebrating this rare occasion! Not just because Perfect Man and Amigo had officially teamed in a tag match for the 2nd time BUT its the first time ever Perfect Amigos had teamed for a chance at a championship! So its time for celebration. What we're gonna do is have everybody rise up to their feet, put your hands over your heart, and with a loud clear voice, say along with us:

WE ARE PERFECT!



Perfect Man and Amigo ran towards the ring. Amigo put on the brakes and Perfect Man ran into a double headbutt. After that flop, this became a competitive contest with both teams showing no signs of giving in. Giff hits a discus headbutt on Amigo. Perfect Man hits the Show Off after. MF hits a snap swinging neckbreaker , he calls the Peace and Love on Perfect Man. Amigo popped back up and hits Adios on MF. Perfect Man recovered and Perfect Amigos double flapjacks Giff. Perfect Man went for the Picture Perfect Moonsault but missed. MF nails a Shining Wizard on Perfect Man and hits another Shining Wizard on Amigo sending Amigo out of the ring. Giff hits the Shiny Head on Perfect Man and became #1 contender for the Double Trouble titles with MF.



Its decision time for Gorilla as Fergus and Don Panini are in the ring with a contract in hand.

Fergus: Decision time monkey boy! All the bananas you like are on the table!

Gorilla came out with a nervous Mr. Plain.

Fergus: Now be a good boy and give me the title.

Mr. Plain: Don't do it!

Fergus: Do it!

Panini: Think about all the bananas I will give you. Relinquish the title and come join the Family where it counts and matters!

Gorilla looks confused...

Mr. Plain: Gorilla, I'm your friend. As your friend, don't do this. You're a champion and be a good one. You get more bananas as champion just as much.

Fergus: Don't listen to that generic biscuit muncher and his lies. The bananas are all here for you! Now give me that championship!

Panini: Your decision is NOW! Make it. Don't do anything you'll regret!

Gorilla looks at the contract, looks at Mr. Plain, looks at Panini and Fergus, looks at his belt. Gorilla looks like he's got a headache and let out a big OWOOOO!

Fergus: Well what is it??

Gorilla went for his belt and looks to give it to Fergus, with so much glee on his face....then suddenly Gorilla picks Fergus up and slams Fergus through the table!

Mr. Plain: Well...looks like a decision has been made.

Panini: You just made a big mistake! Prepare for the consequences!

Gorilla and Mr. Plain stands over Fergus as Don Panini is boiling with anger as the show comes to a close



FXE 37: Decision
FXE Arena
1. F-U League Qualifier: Oog def. Nemesis (7:32) with the Double Club
2. F-U League Qualifier: Jay def. Mystic Blaze (6:20) with the Victoria Peak.
3. Chris J, Adam DA, & Ecliff def. Poo, Mr. Plain, & Captain (10:34) when Chris J used the Kick Your Face on Captain.
4. Double Trouble #1 Contender's 6-Team Warfare: Bald & Swag wins to be #1 Contenders for Double Trouble Titles (31:50)
- Rigby & Kastner [Truck Warriors] def. Black Cena & Disco Kid [Chocolate Thunder] (4:39) when Rigby used the Big Rig on Disco Kid.
- Rigby & Kastner [Truck Warriors] def. Teck & Dre Money [Cash Collect] (6:03) when Kastner used the Truck Pull on Teck.
- Rigby & Kastner [Truck Warriors] def. Lightning Mullet & Flat Top Ron [HairRaisers] (12:46) when Kastner pins Flat Top Ron after the Truck Stop.
- Giff Hoyt & MF [Bald & Swag] def. Rigby & Kastner [Truck Warriors] (20:10) when Giff pins Rigby after the Love Penetration.
- Giff Hoyt & MF [Bald & Swag] def. Perfect Man & Amigo [Perfect Amigos] (31:50) when Giff used the Shiny Head on Perfect. 

Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegades! Hailey Havok here!

Nerma: Nerma here too!

Hailey Havok: You?! What do you want from me?!

Nerma: I'm just doing my job Hailey.

Hailey Havok: I was doing JUST FINE as the solo voice of the Renegades before the merger! Why don't you do something with your husbando! Say, where is he anyways?

Nerma: Still in Eagleland. After PT got through with him he turned into such an uber-patriot he never wanted to leave Eagleland again.

Hailey Havok: Fantastic!

Nerma: Look, Havok has had to come together in this Sengoku Wrestling War, and it paid off. You saw what the Renegades were able to accomplish together right? Nobunaga is on the ropes! We took the Kyoto Region and secured the Dome for the big event next week! Teamwork pays off Hailey. Haven't you learned that while a member of Jet Havok?

Hailey Havok: ....We haven't gotten to that part in the manual yet.

Nerma: Manual?

Hailey Havok: Alright fine! We can work together. Just don't think this makes us BFFs! We're not going to start gossiping and trading clothes or any of that shit! You can't bull of a bikini top in the middle of winter like I can!

Nerma: I wouldn't want to!

Hailey Havok: ....sssso c-c-cold.

Nerma: Like I was saying though, Havok is winning this Sengoku Wrestling War. No one is sure what Tack's next move is going to be, or how Stuart intends to respond to the assault on Sumo Plaza, but we can confirm that Victory Explosion VIII is a GO! Now we can see why Tack was so confident about booking a building outside of his territory. The full card has finally been announced, and I personally think it's the most solidly booked Victory Explosion yet!

Hailey Havok: You have got title matches and grudge matches out the wazoo! Jet Set's Future on the line, title unifications, Mach vs. Mach, Subculture FINALLY getting his match with Stuart, Sal and Jamie settling their series of matches, and so much more! Check this card out! YEAH!






Victory Explosion VIII
Kyoto Dome, Kyoto Region
Pay Per View

1. "Breakfast or Liberty" 6-Man Tag: Junior[FXE]/Question/Answer vs. Pudding[FXE]/Cheese[FXE]/Indy Guy
2. "Battle of Heart" #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Olly Oliver[Nobunaga]
3. "Jet Set's Future" Singles: Switchback vs. Grind
4. "Patriotic Justice!" Eagleland vs. Television: Magnum PT(c) vs. Camilo Ortega[Nobunaga](c)
5. "Dual Destiny Part 1" EBW World Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Noah Jennings
6. "Hooligan Paradise" Best of 5 Match 5: Sal Paradise(2) vs. Jamie OD(2)
7. "Dual Destiny Part 2" Havok World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Anwin
8. "World's Finest" Tag Unification Ladder: Bois(c)/Bais(c) vs. Green Destiny[Nobunaga](c)/Eivion Thanatos[Nobunaga](c) vs. Akinan/Kyo vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga](c)/Akechi Mitsuhide[Nobunaga](c) vs. Troy[Nobunaga]/KENTER[Nobunaga] vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan vs. Gear/Til vs. TBA/TBA
9. "Ring of Thrones" Royal Crown vs. Chaos King: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Dougie Mach[Nobunaga](c)
10. "Revenge or Ambition" Singles: Stuart[Nobunaga] vs. Subculture
11. "Havok vs. EBW" World Title Unification: TBA vs. TBA

Nerma: Before that though, we have a big #EVER show coming up!

Hailey Havok: A big cluster of a tag match will determine which #EVER Tag Team will get a spot in the Victory Explosion World's Finest Ladder match. That's a huge deal! An #EVER team can become the Unified Tag Team Champions!

Nerma: It's such a big deal that Tack himself will serve as special referee for the match. Big match to be sure.

Hailey Havok: Main event will see #EVER Open Champion return for the first time since winning the belt to take on Doc Gonzo in non-title action. #EVER will be taking a break next week due to Victory Explosion VIII, so don't miss this big episode of #EVER!

#EVER: Oh thank Heaven for #EVER Part 7
Akiba Secret Base Sub Basement, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network

1. Zephyr Division Singles: Tamera Tambler vs. Little M's
2. Zephyr Division 3-Way: Sailor Jupiter vs. Fem C vs. Lady K
3. Singles: Nikky vs. Larmore
4. Singles: Cody vs. El Mago
5. Victory Explosion World's Finest Contender 4-Team Tag: Tony Novus/Jason Saxon vs. Killer Bee/Worker Bee vs. Bimmy/Jimmy vs. Cthulu/That Guy Special Referee: Tack
6. Non-Title Singles: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Doc Gonzo

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Hailey Havok: Whoa! Konichiwa! I just got back from some crazy action in the Edo streets, but you'll see more on that later! Things are getting insane out there! The people are jacked up for this big show, as it looks like the end of the Sengoku Wrestling War is coming sooner than we thought! Yes, it seems that Stuart and Tack have worked out an all or nothing scenario for Victory Explosion VIII! Let's check that out, and other action going on around Edo including a little scuffle between Jet Havok and Vyram! Yeah, THAT HAPPENED!



Stuart: I always love coming here at night to think. It's so nice up here, so peaceful. This is going to be Oda Group's biggest building yet. The fact that it's set to tower over your Akiba "Secret Base" was no coincidence either. So....I notice you didn't come alone.

Tack: Neither did you Stuart.

Stuart: Can never be too careful around the Renegades. You guys are dangerous.

Trevor Mach: Damn right we are!

Tack: Maybe some of us are, but we're not tied to murderers.

Stuart: That narrative won't stick no matter how much you push it.

Subculture: How about you cut out your bullshit and get to your point.

Stuart: I'm not addressing you. This is between me and my sister's husband.

Trevor Mach: You ain't getting rid of us brah, so you better just have it out.

Tack: Could we hurry on that please? I'm not too keen on heights.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, we're way up here without so much as a rope to grab. It's awesome! Surprised to see you here Dougie. Figured you'd be afraid of being next on the old SSS hit list after letting us free and tapping out to me the other night.

Dougie Mach: I'm not afraid of anything! I'm driven by my own goals, and my goal is to finally prove that I'm the better man between us. Don't forget, while I may have tapped out, I had pinned you first. That's all it will take at Victory Explosion VIII.

Trevor Mach: I'm pretty jacked up about it, just like hanging off the edge of this scaffolding, however I think Stuart should get down to brass tacks. Get it? "Tacks"? BOOSH!

Stuart: I want the Kyoto Region back. I want all the regions back. I want you gone.

Tack: Uh....no. Negotiating isn't your strong suit.

Stuart: You didn't let me finish. I want all of these things, and I'm willing to put everything I have up on the line to do it. The match between myself and Subculture. Winner takes all. No Sengoku Rules required, just two men, one fall to a finish. Everything on the line in one match.

Subculture: I don't have a problem with that.

Tack: Neither do I. Consider it done. I want it made formal though. I don't trust these word only deals.

Stuart: Are you really going to trust everything to this "Street Dog"?

Tack: Yes, I am.

Subculture: .....

Trevor Mach: Subbie's gonna kick your ass yo!

Stuart: You never fail to baffle me Tack. No confidence in yourself, but plenty of misplaced confidence in all the wrong people. Your decision making will be Havok's undoing in Edo. Honestly, I have no idea why Amy ever had anything to do with you. I'll never get it. Doesn't matter though. It's been decided that our family will have nothing to do with her from here on out. She and Christina are considered a lost cause. How does that make you feel, knowing what you've cost her?

Tack: I'll be the only family she needs.

Stuart: You'll never be enough "Angel No More".

Tack: No. Not anymore. I put away the name Angel when I thought that I would have to do something an Angel wouldn't do. I thought I would have to go to war with my brother, but you're not brother, and you deserve to be stopped. You know what Amy did when I dropped my last name? She kept it. Amy Angel, has always been there for me, and I'll always be there for her. She doesn't need you and she never will. Call me Tack Angel from here on out.

Trevor Mach: Angel No More....No More.....Hehe!

Subculture: You just made my night Stuart, because now you've given me the chance to take it all away with one right hook.

Stuart: Your chance to take it all away? My chance to take it back with interest. Either way, your Victory Explosion decides.



Akinan: STOPPING RUNNING KYO!

Kyo: Aki-Kun, please don't do this!

Akinan: I'm going to look forward to never hearing you call me that again!

Good News Gary: WAIT! HEY! YOU OVER THERE!

Akinan: What the....

Good News Gary: Sorry! I thought you were going to be over on this side!

Akinan: WHAT?!

Good News Gary: I THOUGHT....YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND! LISTEN, I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! YOU MIGHT BE ANNOYED BY THE ANTICS OF YOUR TAG PARTNER, BUT YOU'RE REALLY UNDERESTIMATING THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! IF YOU RECIPROCATE THE FRIENDSHIP YOU'LL HAVE A FRIEND FIGHTING FOR ALL HIS WORTH FOR YOU! YOU DON'T NEED A MINDLESS MONSTER!

Akinan: ....Even if that's true he's so-

Good News Gary: WHAT?!

Akinan: EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BE ABLE TO PUT UP WITH THIS?! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO SPARKLY! I MEAN EVEN RIGHT NOW I'M TALKING BAD ABOUT HIM AND HE'S JUST SMILING AT ME LIKE AN IDIOT!

Good News Gary: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?! SANITY OR THE GOLD?!

Akinan: Dammit, he makes a good point.

Good News Gary: IF YOU WON'T LISTEN TO ME, AT LEAST LISTEN TO SENOR BOX!

Akinan: Huh? How did that box get the-

Senor Box: ........

Akinan: .........

Senor Box: .........

Akinan: ........

Senor Box: ........

Akinan: I-I never thought of it that way before. Maybe this cat and mouse game I'm playing is me just trying to hide my own feelings, feelings that weren't reciprocated to me when I was a kid!

Kyo: Do you need a hug?

Akinan: Hell no! I was screwing around! I don't care about this friendship business, but I need a tag partner for Victory Explosion VIII that can get the job done. You better prove yourself out there, or Fliger and I are going to....shit....where did Fliger even go? Well looks like I don't even have a choice now. Come on, let's figure out how the hell we're going to do this.

Good News Gary: IF YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOUR PARTNER IS, WHY DID YOU INSIST ON CHASING DOWN KYO IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Akinan: ....S-SHUT UP GARY!



Hailey Havok: Now that was fun! I had no idea you could play DDR with your hands Grind!

Jeff Andonuts: Neither did I? What's the scientific probability he'd get a perfect? Lost twenty bucks on that one.

Jackson Kain: Psh!

Jeff Andonuts: Eh? What's wrong Jackson?

Jackson Kain: Look at them. Mister righteous justice claims he's trying to save his fiance, but look at him try to put the moves on Kaori.

Jeff Andonuts: He's just trying to cope man. You don't see him all the time like I do. He's hurting inside. He doesn't know what's happened to her or how to even get her back. He's just doing the best he can.

Jackson Kain: Whatever. I don't even know why I came here with you losers tonight!

Jeff Andonuts: Cause Kaori asked you to.

Jackson Kain: ....Son of a....how does she keep doing that?

Jeff Andonuts: What I want to know is how you and Hailey managed to get off your costumes. I've been wearing this thing for WEEKS!

Jackson Kain: I found the zipper on the back.

Jeff Andonuts: OF COURSE! IT'S SO SIMPLE!

Doctor Degrees: Guys, get over here quick!



Doctor Degrees: YOU!

Radiguet: That's right Jet Havok. Your time has come. Vyram will come after you any time and any place. Bow before your new overlords!

Hailey Havok: Not a chance asshole!

Kaori: That's right! We're going to defeat you!

Radiguet: Ha! You have handled a few Grinam Soldiers, but how will you manage against me and Grey here.

Jackson Kain: Grey?

Grey: *sigh* I have no time for this. Let's get it over with quickly.

Jackson Kain: No underestimate me....I mean us! You're dealing Jackson Kain!

Grey: Since coming to this dimension I've seen your movies. I'm not much of a fan.

Jackson Kain: Oh that does it! GET EM!

Doctor Degrees: JET HAVOK ATTACK!



Randy no Kachi: Then what happened?

Let's just see where this goes guys Guy: Well, a bunch of people were worried that they were going to blow up the whole block with this awesome fight and I was just like "Let's just see where this goes guys. Let's just see where this goes."

LG Rod: Well? How did it go? Who won?

Let's just see where this goes guys Guy: Oh....I don't know. I was busy telling the other to wait and see where it goes. I do that instead of actually pay attention to the stuff I'm defending to other people.

Randy no Kachi: .......

LG Rod: ...I'm going to kill him. HOLD ME BACK RANDY! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!



#EVER held its final show before Victory Explosion VIII and a week hiatus, so the card was stacked with big matches to hype the crowd for the upcoming week, and offer a glimpse into how one of those matches will go, with a multi-team match to determine who would get a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships.

Opening match saw Zephyr action, as Tamera Tambler took on the grappling Little M's. Match actually started with Tambler trying to shame people for cheering a deaf wrestler, which could be interpreted as misplaced rage or a shot fired at M's, but she didn't give her much time to continue as she took her to the mat and worked her over for the better part of the match. Tambler's "social justice" only goes so far, as she exploited M's condition to get the win, removing her headgear and throwing off her equilibrium long enough to trap her in the Tamblegram Piledriver to get the pin.

Lady K continues to impress in #EVER which is only surprising if it doesn't happen to actually be Lady M's. In a match that also featured Jupiter and Fem C, K was able to get the pin following a Shining Wizard on Fem C. In a comical scene, the screens flashed to the back where Lady M's appeared to congratulate Lady K. However, it was made painfully obvious that the image on the screen was a recording, as Fem C was seen walking in the background of the shot.

Larmore is continuing his aggressive assault on the Fourdoras. Last week he won out over Maya Inca Boy in a No Rules match. This time against Nikky he either forgot or didn't care that this match HAD rules. Nikky held his own, but Lamore soon started throwing weapons into the ring and got himself DQ'd after putting Nikky through a table. He didn't seem to mind too much. Larmore, not Nikky....since Nikky was unconscious. Yeah.

Cody looked more impressive for the Fourdoras. Between fixing his glasses and trying to keep his fedora on, Cody managed to be more elusive than the magician El Mago, which was a redundant statement since I technically just said "The Magician" twice. Finish came when a Codebreaker lead to a Fourside Crab and the submission. After the match El Mago reached out to shake Cody's hand, but presented him with an out of nowhere Ace of Spades instead. Judging by the surprise, it was indeed his card.

A big Victory Explosion World's Finest Contender 4-Team Tag match was held to see who which teams would join Havok's elite in the match for the Unified Tag Team Championships. TaskForce, Double Dragons, The Hive, and "GuyCraft" battled on with the Boss Tack Angel playing Special Referee. Intense match up, with several nearfalls came to an end when Killer Bee pushed Worker Bee out of the way of a Diving Crossbody from Novus, only to be hit with it himself and pinned for the 1-2-3. A look of absolute horror spread across Tack Angel's face for some reason as he held up the hands of two of #EVER's brightest stars. Despite the look, I'm sure he's very VERY proud of the mullet wearing young guns straight out of the 80's!



Main event action saw #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo return to battle Fourdora Doc Gonzo. A Non-title match, Gonzo tried his best to win and earn a future shot none the less. A Gonzo Bomb landed Tomo on what would have been his neck had he been anyone else, but DAT HEART endured it to comeback and hit the Brainbuster on Doc followed by the pin. #EVER's champ looks confident and ready for Victory Explosion VIII, but will he still be champion when #EVER returns? We'll find out in two weeks! Technically, we'll find out in ONE week, but #EVER returns in two weeks, and that was more of a stinger to try and get you to tune in. Just wanted to be honest.....GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

#EVER: Oh thank Heaven for #EVER Part 7
Akiba Secret Base Sub Basement, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network

1. Zephyr Division Singles: Tamera Tambler beat Little M's via Tamblegram Piledriver -> Pin
2. Zephyr Division 3-Way: Lady K beat Sailor Jupiter and Fem C[x] via Shining Wizard -> Pin
3. Singles: Nikky beat Larmore via DQ
4. Singles: Cody beat El Mago via Codebreaker x Fourside Crab -> Submission
5. Victory Explosion World's Finest Contender 4-Team Tag: Tony Novus[o]/Jason Saxon beat Killer Bee[x]/Worker Bee, Bimmy/Jimmy, and Cthulu/That Guy via Diving Crossbody -> Pin Special Referee: Tack Angel
6. Non-Title Singles: Ishihiro Tomo beat Doc Gonzo via Brainbuster -> Pin

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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegades! Perhaps, for one of the last times? I mean, one way or another THIS will be the final Chaos TV! of the Sengoku Wrestling War. After this night, Havok or Nobunaga Pro will stand victorious. Now what a win means for us, I don't know, but a loss puts us out on our asses!

Nerma: That's right Hailey, and it will be all up to Subculture, who takes on Nobunaga's Boss Stuart in the one of the main events scheduled for Victory Explosion VIII in the Kyoto Dome. The action will start in the Akiba Secret Base however, as Nobunaga invades one more time, and in a big way.

Hailey Havok: Stuart will have an in-ring match of Chaos TV!, as will Subculture to keep it fair. That's big enough, we're getting nothing but Havok versus Nobunaga battles except for the main event, which is even bigger for Havok!

Nerma: The Dual World Champions Firebrand X and Kinniku Mike will team up one more time before putting their titles on the line against Anwin and Noah Jennings, the two men they will also be facing in the main event.



Tack Angel: Here you have it everyone. The future of Havok will be decided amongst there four men. Will one of the current champions continue to carry the banner of the Renegades, or will Noah or Anwin change everything. It will be decided at Victory Explosion VIII, but before that, we'll have to see if these teams can work together in tag action. I've already seen that Firebrand and Mike are an amazing team. Can the same be said for the contenders?

Anwin: I do what I've got to do to win, and the lure of the title makes it a lot easier to work with a guy like Noah Jennings. Jennings, just stay out of my way, I'll tag you when I need you.

Noah Jennings: Who do you think you are to talk to me that way?! I'm Noah Jennings! You don't get to talk to the former and future World Champion that way! No listen, you stay out of MY way when I TELL YOU to tag me in, and I'll ALLOW you to do so whenever Firebrand X is in the ring.

Firebrand X: ......

Noah Jennings: Yeah, that's right! I'm talking to you Firebrand! It's time you paid for what they did to me in Zealstraillia. We start here and finish at Victory Explosion VIII.

Tack Angel: The tension. The DRAMA! This is electric. I'm looking forward to seeing these tag teams in action, but they are not the only draw for this big show, this possible last hurrah in the land of Edo. We're going to see Nobunaga come in for a series of big matches and-

Trevor Mach: Heh! So Lady K, I find it VERY curious that you appear whenever my wife isn't around. Let's get down to the brass tacks here....hehe....that's still funny. If you happen to be my wife, then I'm about to make some very lewd suggestions, but if you're not please don't file a sexual harassment claim as it's TOTALLY a case of mistaken-

Tack Angel: Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh, sup yo?

Tack Angel: I'm in the middle of an announcement here.

Trevor Mach: Yeah? So?

Tack Angel: So, can you hit on your possible wife somewhere else?

Trevor Mach: You invited me here!

Tack Angel: I did not.

Trevor Mach: I got this note taped to my locker yo!

Olly Oliver: IT WAS ME! I did it! AHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: See Olly did it. Wait....Olly?

Trevor Mach: The Olive Man! I should have known! Wait, I had no way of guessing that one.

Olly Oliver: Seriously? I drew a picture of me beating you up in the corner of the note.

Trevor Mach: Oh THAT'S what that is!

Olly Oliver: I wanted you here in front of the camera so I could challenge you one on one for Chaos TV! Dougie Mach's going to mop the floor with you at Victory Explosion VIII, but your downfall starts at Chaos TV!

Trevor Mach: You're on brah! GET HYPE!

Tack Angel: So, no one's going to ask me? Fine, consider it booked. I assume you'd just wrestle anyway if I didn't book it.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Now you're getting it Angel No More No More!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Havok Sengoku Invasion: Chaos TV!
Akiba Secret Base, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Invasion 8-Man Tag: Akinan/Kyo/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. Akechi Mistuhide[Nobunaga]/Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga]/Eivion Thanatos[Nobunaga]/Green Destiny[Nobunaga]
2. Invasion Singles: Subculture vs. KENTER[Nobunaga]
3. Invasion Non-Title Singles: Magnum PT vs. Troy[Nobunaga]
4. Invasion Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Olly Oliver[Nobunaga]
5. Invasion Singles: Mr. Dangerous vs. Stuart[Nobunaga]
6. Tag: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike vs. Anwin/Noah Jennings

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Stuart: Akiba, a worthless speck on the map, impeding the way of progress. Where the Otaku waste their lives, and money on pointless obsessions. The most pointless being Havok, a promotion...no...a way of life...that is about to come to an end. The Renegades have signed their own death warrants, and soon they will be purged from Edo, and the Stuart Family Legacy will finally be achieved. My ambition is about to pay off. Edo will become mine, and despite our differences, I got here with assistance from you Chaos King. You've sold out everything and everyone to sit at my right hand. You threw away family to prove you are the better Mach. That takes real ambition.

Dougie Mach: Let's just get this over with and get out of here.

Stuart: Couldn't agree with you more.



Subculture: Stuart, this is Akiba, the home to the Renegades. They go by their own beat, and they forge their own path with their own two hands. Each individual, choosing what they want to believe in, and they don't believe in you or Nobunaga Pro. A soulless corporation will never win over the will of the free, and they will rebel against you every time. You sell them short, just like you sell me short, but together we're going to surprise you. We're going to beat you.



The final stop before Victory Explosion VIII is here, and one way or another, this could be the end of Havok in Edo, but it will certainly be the raging conclusion to the Sengoku Wrestling War. An all or nothing battle will determine the final judgement, but first a final conflict is waged in Akiba Secret Base. However, before the fireworks could truly start, the Renegades of Havok poured out around the ring in solidarity with the on fire fan base, as Tack Angel grabbed a microphone.



Tack Angel: Akiba, Konichiwa.....I am Tack Angel, and I stand here representing the Renegades that have fought and bled for you these past several months. We can here to entertain, but as much as I tried to fight it, we ended up having to get involved in a wrestling conflict that would affect the whole country. A battle of corruption versus freedom. Wrestling versus Control. A power struggle reminiscent of the wars waged in this country's past that united you all as a nation. It's no coincidence that this war is too about unification, but will you unite under a banner of freedom or oppression. Will the people decide their futures? That's what we're here for. This started as a game for many, but now it's about not just your future or our future, but the future of wrestling and the future of will over oppression. Everything will come together at Victory Explosion VIII. We will unite. By the end of the night we will have one World Champion, one World Tag Team, and one surviving ideal. Friend or foe, we're all Renegades. WE'RE ALL RENEGADES, AND WE STAND TOGETHER TO FORGE OUR OWN FUTURE! ARIGATO EDO! THANK YOU! From the bottom of my heart, we thank you. ENJOY THE SHOW!

A crazy 8-Man tag served to open the show, with AkiKyo teaming with LG Rod and RnK against Nobunaga's two top tag teams, and also holders of two of the three tag belts that will come together to form the true World Tag Team Championship. Exciting match up, with the teams that will meet these teams at VE8 watching on throughout the building. Akinan and Kyo looked to be in sync once again, with Akinan feigning the "tomodachi" attitude that fired up his tag partner. The no nonsense Nobunaga teams weren't having any of the fun, and attacked viciously, focusing on LG Rod in the end, trapping him in their corner and fighting off the others as Green Destiny hit the Emerald Frosion to score the pin. Nobunaga looking impressive in the opening salvo of the final invasion.

While Nobunaga started the night strong, Subculture brought the momentum right back to Havok with a one sided match over KENTER. Subculture was on fire, and that hot blooded attitude lead to a decisive win after a KO Punch and Counterculture kept down the former NOWA star, who after the match renounced Nobunaga for all the trouble is had caused him and wished Havok luck at Victory Explosion VIII.

In non-title action, Magnum PT locked up with the raging Alpha Beta Troy in one on one competition. Troy was looking to hurt PT, whether on orders or his own desire was uncertain, but like always he seemed to take pleasure in grinding his boot across his opponent's face in the corner. Troy looked to be in firm control, but a missed Punt Kick gave PT the chance to surprise him with the Mustache Ride and roll him up for the 1-2-3! Troy was livid that PT's resourcefulness got him the big win before his title for title showdown with Camilo Ortega. Speaking of Ortega...



Camilo Ortega: *clap clap clap* Bravo PT. You showed the can do, never say die spirit of Eagleland. Of course we both know how much of a joke that is.

Magnum PT: Are you insulting my country again Ortega?

Camilo Ortega: Your country is an insult unto itself. Your way of life is an insult to me. It's all a ruse, all the gesturing, and all that bravado. You are a people that wish to be ruled, and as it just so happens, I will be the man who rules over everything.

Magnum PT: You're still going on about that are you? People might have believed that once upon a time, but my country fought a war to free itself from that mindset, and I'll stop you in your tracks too Chief.

Camilo Ortega: You fight wars for profit, but the war I wage on you will be pure. Look at this title belt. The Havok Television Title. A custom redesign I had done myself. The white and silver signify a new purity brought to this belt, and the red symbolizes the blood that will be shed to maintain that purity. For the people need a ruler who is pure. A ruler who walks the path of Heaven.

Magnum PT: Shedding blood for purity? I always knew you had your head in the clouds, but now it seems you have your head planted firmly up your own ass! Talk is cheap chief. You want to get your point across. Step in the ring with me here and now. Why wait? These colors don't run, do you?

Camilo Ortega: I run from no one, but my time is valuable, and I decide when we gaze at each other from across that ring, and that time is Victory Explosion VIII. Until then...

Justice 87's Trevor Mach took on Olly Oliver in the next invasion match up. An action packed battle saw Olly try to tap out Mach with the Crossface, only for Mach to escape, get to his feet first and land a Macha Ye. As he waited for Olly to get to his feet for the Burning Machismo, Dougie Mach rushed to the ring and clobbered Trevor with a steel chair. As he stood over his prone cousin he grabbed a mic.



Dougie Mach: Do you see that Trevor?! Do you feel that?! The sting of the chair and losing of consciousnesses. I DID THAT! I am the Chaos King Dougie Mach! I do what I want when I want, and no one is going to stand in my way, especially not YOU! Our rivalry has gone on years and years, since we were kids. Friendly at first, but deep down I always resented you, and I knew that I could surpass you and I would surpass you. I've been told I'm a sell out for my actions, but you would do the same thing in my position. We don't take to authority! You tried to BE the authority, but the moment I made history as the first ever Havok World Champion, you sought to take my moment, just like I would do if I were in your shoes. Because we fight for what we want, and we never stop! Unrelenting, chaotic maddening, destructive, tenancies that are burning us up inside, but that's how he live! You once said, it was the things that kill us that make us feel alive, and you're right. I will never feel more alive than I will when we spill each other's blood in this ring at Victory Explosion VIII! Once and for all, I will BEAT YOU! What's that? You've got something to say? Spit it out already.

Trevor Mach: *cough cough* I....I'm going to knee your face in Dougie....hehe....Hahahahaha!

*chair shot!*

Dougie Mach: TRY IT TREVOR! JUST YOU TRY IT!

The pattern of big matches and big speeches continued, as Stuart, the leader of Nobunaga Pro and Oda Group, stepped into a Havok ring to compete for the first time since he "liberated" the Television Title from Havok months ago. Mr. Dangerous proved to be a strong, if not off puttingly elegant opponent for Stuart, but his graceful submission style couldn't keep Stuart down, as he showed zero ring rust with his flowing strong style, and managed to reverse a Sleeper Hold, which he used to choke out Mr. Dangerous for the win. After the match, Subculture hit the ring. Behind him, a large banner unrolled revealing the likeness of the late Little Mac.



Subculture: Do you see this Stuart? This is Little Mac, the legend that gave me a chance. The legend that saw something in me, and tried to keep me from making the same mistakes he did. Tried to keep me from turning into a man like you, a man that would turn a blind eye to murder. That makes you just as guilty. I was trained to refine my abilities so I could carry on the living legacy of the Green Bomber, and so I could be the man Little Mac once was. I'll always be grateful for that. I have been changed by all of this. One thing hasn't changed though. At my heart I'll always be a street dog, and this street dog wants to see your downfall. I've thought about this a lot. What would I do if I had you beaten, and down on the mat. Lu trained me to dirty my gloves by taking a life, but then again....these aren't my gloves. No, I'm going to be the better man. I'm going to show you that the man might be dead, but the memory and the legacy live on through me, when I topple everything you have built. Not for me, not just for Little Mac either, but for these people, for freedom....for justice. You have underestimated me for months, but after Victory Explosion VIII, you'll never forget the name of Subculture.

The main event would see if the World Championship contenders could hang with the champions in tag action ahead of their matches at Victory Explosion VIII to determine a true World Champion! Anwin and Noah Jennings were both fired up, but made it clear they didn't trust each other to get the win in the match. Mike and Firebrand showed solidarity even knowing they might have to face each other in the main event of the big show. All four men treated the match like a big deal, not sparing any energy for the big show this weekend. In a sequence of big finishing moves, Noah Jennings would surprisingly come out on top, assaulting the target of his anger Firebrand X and dropping him with a Northern Lights Bomb to capture the win. Big upset, as the unstoppable Dual Champions met their match in distrusting, but hungry challengers who are ready to change the wrestling world. Who will stand tall as the true World Champion? Everything will be decided at Victory Explosion VIII!
 


Havok Sengoku Invasion: Chaos TV!
Akiba Secret Base, Kaga Region
Havok Battle Network/Shogun TV!

1. Invasion 8-Man Tag: Akechi Mistuhide[Nobunaga]/Mori Ranmaru[Nobunaga]/Eivion Thanatos[Nobunaga]/Green Destiny[Nobunaga][o] beat Akinan/Kyo/LG Rod[x]/Randy no Kachi via Emerald Frosion -> Pin
2. Invasion Singles: Subculture beat KENTER[Nobunaga] via KO Punch x Counterculture -> Pin
3. Invasion Non-Title Singles: Magnum PT beat Troy[Nobunaga] via Mustache Ride -> Pin
4. Invasion Singles: Trevor Mach beat Olly Oliver[Nobunaga] via DQ
5. Invasion Singles:  Stuart[Nobunaga] beat Mr. Dangerous via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out
6. Tag: Anwin/Noah Jennings[o] beat Firebrand X[x]/Kinniku Mike via Northern Lights Bomb -> Pin

In the year 2044...



Helena Havok: Howdy Renegades! We'll get back to the Subculture Memorial Special live from the Tera 10 Space Station in just a space minute. That's a normal minute.....but in space. First we have some breaking news back here on Earth. President Amy Angel announced in here State of the Union, that the "Other World Integration Program" has been a big success, as visitors from other planet's continue to immigrate to our blue marble, more every year. Good thing they all turn out to be wrestling fans! Am I right? Cause if they didn't....we're be out of the job.....*sigh*. Anywho, that wraps it up back on Earth, so let's take you back to Space, just outside the Martian orbit for the main event of the Subculture Memorial Special!

Main event time for the Subculture Memorial Special, as the legends return to action for one night only in tag team action with their own sons. Justice Mach's father Trevor Mach, the Wild Child of the old days, would join his son against Ray Angel, and his father Tack Angel, the former Ace and Owner of Havok in its early years. Multi-Time Champion Firebrand X would serve as the Special Referee for the match involving the two legends of his generation. The whole Mach family joined Justice and Trevor, including Trevor's old manger Retro Hippie. Meanwhile, famed idol Christina Angel joined her father and younger brother, making this a match with big names inside and outside of the ring. Before the match could get underway though, the Boss appeared with a few words to say...



Boss Mike: Uuuuuu! Where my Renegades at?! Let me hear ya! Now, I know you all know why we're here tonight, to honor the memory of the recently passed hero of Havok, Subculture. He was a tough son of a bitch, a hero, and an inspiration to many. His career really picked up after taking up the legacy of the late great Little Mac, but he forged a career that could be said was even greater. We're joined tonight by his little son, wearing all green for his dad. I think it's safe to say as he watches from the crowd tonight, that we're going to be another little Bomber in Havok all too soon. Uuuuuu!  

Assistant Boss Cherub: I know you'll enjoy the main event everyone, as Tack and Trevor looked after me while I was coming up in the business, and made me the man I am today!

Trevor Mach: Yeah right! I didn't make you the man who would marry my daughter! I told you she was off limits, but did you listen? NOOOOO!!!

Justice Mach: Calm down pops, think about your heart!

Trevor Mach: I got that damn thing replaced already! HAHAHA-Oh my back!

Tack Angel: You think your back is bad? It took me three hours to get out of bed today! THREE!

Ray Angel: He's right....he made me help him.

Trevor Mach: Come on, your wife's the President. You mean you can't get Secret Service to do that shit for you?

Tack Angel: I don't get a Secret Service detail. They ran a profile on me, and determined that no one has any reason to try and assassinate or kidnap me ever. Half the voters don't even realize Amy is married.

Trevor Mach: You always did like to keep a low profile.

Justice Mach: Come on Dad, let's kick some ass in the name of the 80's!

Trevor Mach: Now you're talking boy!

Tack Angel: Still can't believe you indoctrinated your own kid in 80's culture! That was like 60 years ago man. Let it go....let it go....

Trevor Mach: NEVER! OW! BACK!

Ray Angel: Don't feel bad Justice. My dad makes me play this antique thing called the Sega Genesis with him all of the time.

Tack Angel: Hey! I need you to play Tails when I play Sonic! It's called family bonding!

Lady M's: Oh brother, could you geezers stop embarrassing your sons and wrestle already!

Trevor Mach: YOU'RE GOING DOWN TACK!

Tack Angel: Probably....just got a new hip.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? You too?

Tack Angel: You got a hip replacement!?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, you get your ass kicked enough times you have to get it replaced!

Tack Angel: That's what I was saying!

?: ENOUGH!

Suddenly, the members of Faction Paradox, Ason, Starlet, and Cranston, rushed the ring, their Masked Ringleader standing amongst them. They cleared the ring as the man in the mask snapped his fingers, opening a strange blue shimmering gate behind him...



?: Renegades of Havok, and people watching all over the Solar System, the time has come. For months, Faction Paradox, has been planning this one moment, when I would orchestrate a change so vast and ground breaking that none of you will even know it has taken place around you. What do I mean by that? Well you see, we have mastered the ability, to Time Shift, and move through time itself to the past! To do so the conditions needed to be right, and we needed to be right here and now. As we orbit Mars, the planets have just aligned, allowing me to open this gate into time! For too long the atrocities of the past have plagued my present and future, and but no longer. Faction Paradox will change everything, and I will control Havok! Why do I tell you all this? Well, it doesn't really matter either way, for as soon as I step through this portal, this time as it is will cease to exist. I will travel to the past and infiltrate Havok. You don't know who I am or what I look like, so you'll never see me coming. I will even reprogram my own memories and thoughts once I am there to ensure that I don't even know the truth about myself. I will become a sleeper agent, until the right time when a phrase is uttered that will ignite a change to the very foundation of this promotion. The perfect, thought out plan. Farewell Havok of 2044. Things will never be the same.

Tack Angel: Uh...this isn't good! Someone stop him!

Trevor Mach: I'm on i-OW MY BACK!

Retro Hippie: You don't have to Trevor look!

Trevor Mach: Where did you come from?! Alright, it's up to you! Get him kid!

Tack Angel: Go get him! Go to the past to save our fu

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Hailey Havok: Konichi...wait...I mean...Sup Renegades!? I'm going to have to get used to that. We're back! That's right, Havok has returned to Eagleland! It's an amazing time for the company after the success in Edo! We rocked that country so hard, they had a revolution! We're bringing that revolutionary style back here, as we prepare for our first show on Eagleland soil since 2013. I'm talking about Chaos Homecoming, LIVE from the Fourside New Danger Zone! Yeah....we kinda forgot to make the payments on the old Danger Zone, and FXE might have scooped it up. However, the building we used for our Xcite limited run is bigger and better, and best of all paid for! Tack Angel held a press conference and photo op with the champions of Havok and #EVER today in front of the slightly remolded building, showing off our brand new logo and color scheme! That's right, Havok is going BLUE!



Tack Angel: Here you see the champions of Havok and #EVER, heroes from the Sengoku Wrestling War with exception of Camilo Ortega....for obvious reasons.

Camilo Ortega: I might not be a hero to you, but the victors write the history, and my time is coming.

Tack Angel: Anyways, we are home now, back in Fourside. The demand has been great, and we're happy to be amongst our most diehard fans again. We have shifted all focus to this NEW Danger Zone, and plan on sticking around for awhile before any more prolonged tours. We do thanks all of the Renegades for the continued support, and we'll thank you with a special Chaos TV! called Chaos Homecoming! For the Homecoming, we've decided to start fresh with a new look, color scheme, and logo!

Trevor Mach: Yep...it's blue....saxophone Tack.

Tack Angel: *sigh* I think you mean "Sasuga Tack". Geez Trevor, we were in Edo for half a year. Did you learn anything other that "Haipu o Nyushu"?

Trevor Mach: I don't dwell on the past Tack. I look towards the future!

Tack Angel: All you do is dwell on the past!

Trevor Mach: Bah! I'm actually surprised it took you this long to make Havok blue. No matter though, cause Justice 87 will paint Havok red once again!

Tack Angel: Please don't! It cost enough just to get it painted blue!

Trevor Mach: I didn't ACTUALLY mean paint Tack! Was talking about blood!

Tack Angel: Oh....technically....blood is blue on the inside.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but it's red when I make you bleed....your blood. Yeah!

Akinan: The hell are you guys talking about? Seriously, I was spacing out. What the hell is going on here?!

Tack Angel: I don't remember, I lost my train of thought.

Trevor Mach: I've gone cross-eyed. Where am I!?

Tack Angel: Oh right, we're talking about the face lift. I made Havok blue to symbolize us turning a corner, and starting a new chapter. We have Undisputed World Tag Champions, and the Undisputed Havok World Champion. You will see them all in action at the Homecoming and-

Anwin: .......

Tack Angel: Anwin? Heya buddy....you're like...standing in the Champion Roll Call shot. If you could like....stand back...that would be great.

Anwin: ....I had it...I had it.....

Tack Angel: .....So that was weird. You will see Kota Hayashi make his debut in Eagleland. You will see AkiKyo's first challengers be decided! You will see Justice 87 take on Switchback and ...LG..no Kachi....that tag team they put together! You will see AkiKyo take on Justice 87's Q&A in Non-Title action! You will see Firebrand X team with Kinniku Mike and Magnum PT against Noah Jennings, Anwin, and Havok Television Champion Camilo Ortega! All of this and lots more, as Havok comes home!

Havok: Chaos Homecoming!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 3-Way: Kota Hayashi vs. Junior[FXE] vs. Mr. Dangerous
2. Havok World Tag Elimination: Cherub Kid/Nosan vs. Gear/Til vs. Bois/Bais
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Grind vs. Switchback/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
4. Non-Title Tag: Akinan/Kyo vs. Question/Answer
5. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike/Magnum PT vs. Noah Jennings/Anwin/Camilo Ortega

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After months in the country of Edo, the Renegades of Havok have come home to Fourside, and wasted no time in getting back to the action with Havok: Chaos Homecoming! With a new look and style, Tack Angel opened the show along with the Undisputed Havok World Champion Firebrand X.

Tack Angel: Welcome Renegades to the Chaos Homecoming! HAVOK IS BACK! Did you miss us? I missed you guys....dearly....I missed your voices....your laughs...your faces. I missed being near you...*cough cough* anyways, it's great to be back! We're here in the NEW Danger Zone to kick off a new chapter. I'm joined by Firebrand X, who became the Undisputed Havok World Champion at Victory Explosion VIII. The man in the mask is the new face of our company, the irony isn't lost on me. The champ is never one to say a lot, but I thought he'd want to be here as I announce the first #1 contender for the title, and that contender is....

Camilo Ortega: Right here. The Television Champion has the right to trade the title for the World Championship match and I-

Kinniku Mike: Am gonna have to wait! Uuuuuuu!!!!!

Noah Jennings: Your damn right! Firebrand X and I have are far from finished!

Magnum PT: And besides....you have unfinished business as well Chief.



Tack Angel: Whoa! Hey! Wait a minute! Since when do wrestlers just interrupt an announcement about #1 Contenders and try to place their names in the hat?

Kinniku Mike: Tack, you KNOW that Team Strong Tits ain't the only ones that want to see Kinniku Mike versus Firebrand X. The main event that SHOULD HAVE BEEN! Uuuuu! I don't see Anwin stepping up for a rematch either! Bring his ass out here! I'll take him on if that's what it takes!

Noah Jennings: Firebrand X caused me unspeakable HELL! I deserve this match!

Camilo Ortega: I have the legal right, and besides, you're all beneath me.

Magnum PT: You have the right to get your ass kicked by the Red, White, and Blue!

Tack Angel: Hey....knock it off. Firebrand, what do you have to say about all of this? Who would you like to face?

Firebrand X: Line them up.

Tack Angel: Well that doesn't help me at all. I ask you for one and you pick "all". Well I guess we'll just scrap what I had planned and play it by ear. I mean, that's what this is all about right? Unpredictability. If we had a script....well that would just be lame! Let's see what happens later tonight when you guys all meet up in the ring in the main event. Yep...all of you guys....and Anwin....where is Anwin?



Hater: NYAH! I can answer that question! That's right Havok is back in Eagleland, and that means Hater is back too! NYAH! I'm here with Anwin right now! He's looking a little haggard. Hasn't shaved in days from the looks of it. Wearing the same clothes from Victory Explosion VIII....kinda smelly. Say Anwin, why don't you tell us what's on your mind? It had to hurt finally capturing the Havok World Championship, then losing it on the same night.

Anwin: I could cut you a promo. I could be very entertaining. I could do a dance or sing a song to make you laugh. We all know that will make no difference. So instead, I will speak from my soul, and don't try to cut me off because I've EARNED.....this time. I've earned it. No matter what I do, you will not invest in me. Why? Because my name isn't Firebrand X, Kinniku Mike, Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, Noah Jennings, or Subculture. My name is Anwin, and that's not good enough for you. Because I didn't bust my ass in the indies for 20 dollars a night trying to get here. I didn't let you get me down with all the white noise jokes. I was busy making a name for myself in the ring, working to break through that glass ceiling. I get all of that. You want silly, goofy, funny clowns. That's not me, so I'm not your guy. That's fine. I don't want to be your guy. I don't want to be "Based". I don't want to be your hero, or villain, or the face of the company. I don't care if I entertain you. I won't be your puppet. I'm cutting my strings, and you only have yourselves to blame.

Hater: .....Nyah!

The opening contest of the Homecoming saw one of Edo's finest Kota Hayashi join the ranks of the Renegades to take on Mr. Dangerous and Junior in a thrilling 3-Way match. Great way to get to get the Fourside Renegades back into the Havok action, as Mr. Dangerous managed to submit Junior with an Ankle Lock to get the big win.

The next match would determine the first team to challenge AkiKyo for the Havok World Tag Team Championships, as Cherub Kid and Nosan took on Bois, and Bais, as well as the EBW and AGES fan favorites Gear and Til. Wild action with the Blue Quickster scoring the pin on Bois, after hitting the Spin Dash Flip Splash. Cherub Kid tired breaking the pin, but a sneeze turned him into the apathetic Dark Cherub, and he left the ring at the 3 count. AkiKyo looked on as Gear and Til celebrated. The duo from the Segua Kingdom already making a huge mark on Havok.



We then cut to the zone place that we will hold interviews [Name Pending], where Hailey Havok was standing by with Subculture...



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! It's GREAT to be back in Fourside! I'm here with a REAL EAGLELAND HERO! The man who saved Edo, and took out that bastard Stuart. The Green Bomber Subculture! Welcome Subbie!

Subculture: Thanks, but I'm no hero. I was just a man doing what he had to do.

Hailey Havok: Well these Renegades believe in you, and I know a lot of the boys and girls in the back feel the same way. You refused to give up, and it paid off in a big way. What I want to know is what's next for Subculture? How come you didn't make a challenge to Firebrand X earlier in the night like the others did?

Subculture: I have my reasons. I spent the last several months focused on revenge, and now that time is over. It's a new chapter like everyone is talking about, and now I have to turn a page as well. It's a new beginning for me, and I plan on earning my shot. I will start over again, and work my way up from the bottom. I'm challenging the best Renegades looking to move up the card.

Hailey Havok: I think you have some challengers already lining up. Here comes Space Danny and Mr. Dangerous.

Mr. Dangerous: That's sweet of you, but it's Missstaaaaa.....wait for it......DANGEROUS!

Space Danny: Sup baby! This Space Danny heard a challenge thrown out, and I'm more than willing to oblige. Anything that will get me closer to some boobies.

Mr. Dangerous: And if you want a real, elegant challenge, than you've found it. *wink*

Hailey Havok: Looks like you'll have your hands full, working your way back up the card.

Subculture: Bring it on.



Trevor Mach: ....uhhh.....

Retro Hippie: Oh no, it's worse than I thought! Sal hurry!

Sal Paradise: What's the problem Hippie?

Retro Hippie: It's Trevor, he's been acting funny since that presser the other day.

Trevor Mach: .......buh....buh....buh....

Sal Paradise: ....He seems fine!

Retro Hippie: You guys have a match coming up!

Sal Paradise: Alright, I'll see what I can do. Hey Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Trevor? Who is Trevor? Where am I?

Sal Paradise: SNAP OUT OF IT! *SLAP!*

Trevor Mach: WHOA!

Retro Hippie: Are you alright? Do you know who you are?

Trevor Mach: Of course I do! I'm Tack Angel! I love blue and passive aggressiveness!

Retro Hippie: Not quite right.

Sal Paradise: *SLAP!*

Trevor Mach: Uuuuuu!!!!

Sal Paradise: *SLAP!*

Trevor Mach: Qua?

Retro Hippie: Penguin?

Sal Paradise: *SLAP!*

Trevor Mach: I'm Anne Heche.

Sal Paradise: *SLAP!*

Trevor Mach: Hey! What the hell brah?!

Retro Hippie: Trevor? Are you back? Do you know who you are?

Trevor Mach: Of course I do! I'm Trevor Morris, attorney at law!

Sal Paradise: ....Close enough?

Retro Hippie: No!

Sal Paradise: Alright, here we go-

Trevor Mach: NO! WAIT! KIDDING! No more slapping! Let's do this! GET SOME!



Justice 87 made a big entrance to take on the team of Switchback, and the thrown together at random heel team of LG Rod and Randy no Kachi for a 6-Man tag action. Hard hitting encounter, with the main story being the continued rivalry between Grind and Switchback. Finish came when Switchback looked to fly off the top rope onto a downed Grind, but Trevor caught him in midair for the Burning Machismo. As Sal fought off the random heel team, Grind went to the top for a Sling Blade on Switchback to get another win over his rival. Justice 87 continues to dominate.

The Havok World Tag Team Champions were up next in non-title action against Q&A, for a good showing of their new team unity. While Question was able to stop Answer from submitting to the Hell Claw, he was unable to escape a Bonebreaker Chokeslam from Akinan for the 1-2-3. AkiKyo wins!

Main event saw Undisputed Havok World Champion Firebrand X team with Kinniku Mike and Magnum PT against Noah Jennings, Anwin, and Camilo Ortega. Big main event action with the top stars of a new generation, though a less than stellar showing from now former Havok World Champion Anwin, who spent more time outside of the ring, seemingly not caring about the match in question. Noah and Camilo picked up the slack against 3 of the 5 members of the Edo Dream Team, but in the end PT managed a big of pay back on Camilo hitting a Patriot Piledriver after the Mustache Ride for the pin and the win. After the match as Magnum was challenging Camilo to a Television title match, Firebrand was standing in the ring extending his hand to Kinniku Mike. The Typhoon shocked the crowd and the champ by slamming him to the mat and standing over the two titles that make up the Havok World Championship. It seems that the time for unity is over, as Mike makes it clear he wants that title match. Will he get it? I know cause I'm writing it, but I'm not telling you yet. Gotta keep reading.



Havok: Chaos Homecoming!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 3-Way: Mr. Dangerous beat Kota Hayashi and Junior[FXE][x] via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. Havok World Tag Elimination: Gear[o]/Til beat Dark Cherub/Nosan, and Bois[x]/Bais via Spin Dash Flip Splash -> Pin
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Grind[o] beat Switchback[x]/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi via Sling Blade -> Pin
4. Non-Title Tag: Akinan[o]/Kyo beat Question[x]/Answer via Bonebreaker Chokeslam -> Pin
5. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike/Magnum PT[o] beat Noah Jennings/Anwin/Camilo Ortega[x] via Mustache Ride x Patriot Piledriver -> Pin

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Nerma: Hello Renegades! Nerma here, with a Havok Battle Network News Update! We've already got the cards set up for the first EVER! show in Eagleland, as well as next week's Chaos TV! It seems that Tack Angel's got a plan, and he's wasting no time in booking some big matches. We start with the EVER! brand, where a two 5-Way Eliminators will lead to a Fated 8 Battle Royale. The ones who don't get pinned in those matches will be admitted, and the winner will receive the next shot against #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo. Jet Havok and Vyram will also engage in a Battle Royale of their own, as the invasion truly begins. Now that Jet Havok has unified, will they be able to thwart the menace? We also have some new faces showing up the Zephyr Division, as Firebrand X's lady Gemma will step back into the ring for the first time she her Zodiac days to team with Lady K and Little M's against Zephyr Champion Maxine Justice, Aran, and Fem C, as well as Tamera Tambler, Betty Taylor of the former AGES promotion, and a mystery partner. Who will it be? Tune in and find out.

EVER!: Fated 8!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Jet Havok vs. Vyram Battle Royale: Jet Havok Members vs. Vyram
2. 5-Way Eliminator: Jamie OD vs. El Mago vs. Snake the Jake vs. Cthulhu vs. Bimmy
3. 5-Way Eliminator: That Guy vs. Cody vs. Doc Gonzo vs. Jimmy vs. Senor Box
4. Zephyr Division 3-Team Tag: Lady K/Little M's/Gemma vs. Maxine Justice/Fem C/Aran vs. Tamera Tambler/Betty Taylor/?
5. Fated 8 Battle Royale: TBA

Nerma: Chaos TV! will kick off with Subculture beginning his new journey back to the top, with Space Danny looking to play spoiler and take that main event spot. Will the Hero of Edo prevail? Kyo and Til will face off in one on one action ahead of a future World Tag Team Championship face off between the team they represent. Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise have promised a new member will join Justice 87 in their match against Kota Hayashi, Junior, and a Renegade that is set to debut for their team. A lot of mystery surrounding that match. Grind thought he was done with Switchback after Victory Explosion VIII, but his rival has persisted, and challenged him to a Loser Leaves Havok match. Despite the result at VE8 it looks like this match will determine Jet Set's Future. Kinniku Mike made a big statement by attacking his own partner Firebrand X after Chaos TV!'s main event this week, and now he'll team with Noah Jennings and Anwin, two other guys with an axe to grind against the champ. Firebrand will be enlisting Cherub Kid and Nosan for a 6-Man Tag encounter, followed by an announcement by Tack Angel regarding who will get the first shot at Firebrand X and the Undisputed Havok World Championship. The main event will see Camilo Ortega accept the challenge laid down by the man who pinned him this week, Magnum PT. Will the patriot reclaim gold, and a ticket to the World Championship? Find out on the next Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Subculture vs. Space Danny
2. Singles: Kyo vs. Til
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/? vs. Kota Hayashi/Junior[FXE]/?
4. Loser Leaves Havok Singles: Grind vs. Subculture
5. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Noah Jennings/Anwin vs. Firebrand X/Cherub Kid/Nosan
6. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Magnum PT

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Tack Angel: *on a cell phone* Yeah, we need a more permanent place for #EVER. No one thought of the fact that we didn't have a place for it once we came over here, so I asked the guys doing construction work across the street if we could slap a ring over here as long as they could watch for free. Yeah....yeah....I didn't think this through. Anyways....I gotta go....I'm being watched....oh it's them. Maybe if I close my eyes they won't see m-

Tony Novus: Boss! Hey boss, we need to have a word with you!

Tack Angel: TaskForce? Oh, I didn't see you guys over there!

Jason Saxon: Yeah, we just got back to Eagleland. Turns out no one booked us a flight back. We had to get the tickets ourselves and stay back for another week.

Tack Angel: Oh...oh wow...what an oversight....sorry Tony.

Jason Saxon: I'm Jason.

Tack Angel: Right. Anyways, what can I do for you guys?

Tony Novus: Well, we didn't get booked for #EVER this week, and we wanted to know if there was a problem.

Jason Saxon: We've been working really hard, and we even got into that Victory Explosion match. We could have been World Tag Team Champions!

Tack Angel: Yeah.....could have....

Tony Novus: We just wanted to keep the momentum going is all.

Tack Angel: Look Jason, the thing is-

Tony Novus: I'm Tony!

Tack Angel: Whatever! The point is....we just don't....have anything for you....creatively.

Jason Saxon: You forgot to book us didn't you?

Tack Angel: I wouldn't say forget. I wouldn't say that. I was being considerate of your time. You might have been busy getting a haircut or something. Alright, how about this....main event next week. Cool?

Tony Novus: Radical!

Tack Angel: ..Y...you should try cool. No one says radical anymore....get a haircut.

Jason Saxon: What?

Tack Angel: IT'S NOT THE 80'S ANYMORE! I'm sorry I gotta go.

Tony Novus: Wonder what that was all about!



EVER! is hitting Eagleland in a big way...in the Not so Danger Zone across the street, as dozens and dozens of construction workers and random bystanders would bear witness to the Fated 8 Battle Royale to see who will be Ishihiro Tomo's next challenger.

The opening contest saw Jet Havok take on Vyram in a Battle Royale lead by Vyram's dangerous android Grey. His first time in action saw him picking a fight with Jackson Kain through most of the match, while the henchmen kept the other Jet Havok members at bay. However, before Kain could be eliminated, Doctor Degrees made the save pushed Grey up and over. The rest of the team came together like Sentai Teams do and cleared the ring without a single elimination on their side. Big win for Jet Havok, as Vyram goes back to the drawing board to get to our heroes.



Two 5-Way Eliminators would determine the 8 men/not snakes/ancient ones/boxes that would make it to the Fated 8 Battle Royale. Whoever got pinned would be out and the rest would move on. The plan would be survival, but the concept was quickly exploited by the wrestlers in the match. First suggested by Jamie OD, who surprised many when he was announced to be taking part in the Fated 8, all they had to do was determine who should lose and the rest would eliminate that one guy. Not quite what Tack had planned, but he couldn't stop them, as Snake the Jake drew the short straw and got Penalty Kicked straight into elimination by Jamie OD. That Guy took out Senor Box with That Move in the next match, when Senor Box refused to draw a straw....or couldn't....he doesn't have arms.

The Zephyr Division took over with the most action packed match of the night...day....mid afternoon. Lady K and Little M's were joined by Gemma as they took on #EVER Zephyr Champ Maxine Justice, Aran, and Fem C, as well as Tamera Tambler, the debuting Betty Taylor, and mystery partner. It turns out the Social Justice Warrior doesn't actually have many friends, as she had to dress up Maya Inca Boy in drag for this match. Doesn't say in the rulebook that he can't apparently, and it also doesn't say that a dog can't play basketball. The embarrassing ploy didn't work out though, as Maya Inca Girl fell to the champ's Maximum Overdrive and the pin.



Main event say the "survivors" of the grossly exploited 5-Way Eliminators meet for the Fated 8 Battle Royale. They would have to compete in this over the top battle, and the winner would get the next shot at Tomo. The Jamie OD continues to befuddle with his presense in the #EVER brand, and it looks like he's sticking around for a while, after last eliminating Jimmy to score the win and the chance to take on Ishihiro Tomo very soon for the #EVER Open Championship.



EVER!: Fated 8!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Jet Havok vs. Vyram Battle Royale: Winner: Jet Havok!
2. 5-Way Eliminator: Jamie OD beat El Mago, Snake the Jake[x], Cthulhu, and Bimmy via Penalty Kick -> Pin
3. 5-Way Eliminator: That Guy beat Cody, Doc Gonzo, Jimmy, and Senor Box[x] via That Move -> Pin
4. Zephyr Division 3-Team Tag: Maxine Justice[o]/Fem C/Aran beat Lady K/Little M's/Gemma, and Tamera Tambler/Betty Taylor/Maya Inca "Girl"[x] via Maximum Overdrive -> Pin
5. Fated 8 Battle Royale: Winner: Jamie OD!

Hailey Havok: So it's been a hectic week for my team Jet Havok. Vyram are making a big move after a long waiting game, and the team is falling apart! Kaori, the rich girl who was hit with a birdonic wave by accident, and is having to be trained on the job in how to wrestle, declared her love for our leader Degrees! I know, I saw it coming to! She had that puppy dog look in her eyes from the beginning. Jackson Kain was apparently offended by this and left Degrees high and dry during a match with Radiguet and Grey. I'm sure Vyram is bragging it up back....wherever the hell they come from...some back dimension I heard. In the meantime, this stuff's going down...



Jackson Kain: Beat ya again nerd boy!

Jeff Andonuts: Hey! I never claimed to be good at this...like ever. My expertise is SCI-

Jackson Kain: Yeah, I know! You're like a broken record. I used to make movies all the time, but you don't hear me talking about it all the time.

Jeff Andonuts: Acutally-

Jackson Kain: Let's play again.

Kaori: Jackson?

Jackson Kain: Come on Jeff. One more game.

Kaori: Jackson.

Jackson Kain: Kaori....what do you want?

Kaori: I want to talk to you.

Jackson Kain: What is there to talk about? You've made your choice.

Kaori: What do you mean?

Jackson Kain: I'm talking about Degrees! Our "glorious leader"! You can't stop fawning over him!

Kaori: I told him how I feel. Is that a problem?

Jackson Kain: ....Do you not see it?! I've been playing along with this whole thing because you asked me to! I make my living being in front of the camera, in the spotlight, and I've been away from that training to be able to be able to fight these Vyrams punks because YOU ASKED ME TO! I wouldn't have done it for anyone else!

Kaori: I don't....I don't understand!

Jackson Kain: I know you don't! So what does it matter! You're doing me a favor. I was never a one woman man anyways. You're making a mistake though. Degrees is still hung up on that Megumi chick.

Kaori: Who? Megumi?

Jeff Andonuts: Jackson no! He hasn't-

Jackson Kain: Wait....he hasn't told you has he? Kaori, Degrees was engaged to this chick named Megumi before Vyram abducted her.

Kaori: I've heard the name before, but I had no idea....

Jackson Kain: They haven't ever brought her back up or mentioned her since, so she's been declared dead. They even made an empty grave for her, but Degrees isn't buying it. He's fighting Vyram to save her, so he probably doesn't even notice you. It doesn't feel good to not get noticed does it?

Kaori: I...I had no idea. I....I have to go. I have to find Degrees.

Jackson Kain: KAORI WAIT! I'M SORRY!

Jeff Andonuts: You're sorry?! That's a first.



Degrees: Megumi....I'm so sorry. I don't know what to do, but I will keep trying until I find you and bring you home. I love yo-

Kaori: Degrees!

Degrees: Kaori? What are you doing here?

Kaori: I just....I just found out about Megumi.....I'm sorry.

Degrees: ...No I'm sorry. I should have said something sooner. I don't want you to think I'm fighting for the wrong reasons though. I'm not just fighting for my purposes, but to save everyone.

Kaori: There isn't anything selfish about fighting for someone you care about too. You want to save someone close to you, but....they say she is gone.

Degrees: I don't know. I don't believe it. This grave is empty. That means she still has to be out there somewhere! I don't know what Vyram has done with her, but I want to find her, and I will.

Kaori: I believe in you Degrees. You've been nothing short of amazing so far in what you're doing. I didn't know the first thing about wrestling. I've lived a sheltered, pampered life, but you've worked hard to make us all a fighting unit to protect the rings of Fourside and the Earth itself from Vyram. While I still think it's odd that evil forces from another dimension would choose a wrestling company as the place to wage war on Earth, I'm glad that I got hit with that birdonic wave, so I could meet you. I know how you feel about Megumi but.....I love you Degrees.

Degrees: Kaori....I-

Kaori: Don't say anything Degrees. I'm going to fight for you. If Megumi has passed away I will be here for you, and I won't let you down. I won't give up on you. I'll leave you alone now, but I'll see you again soon. Bye!

Degrees: Kaori....

Jackson Kain: ....Kaori why?

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Nerma: Nerma here, with some big Chaos TV! news! It looks like Tack Angel has decided what to do when it comes to the next challenger for Firebrand X! Plenty of Renegades deserve the next shot, but it appears the challenger will be decided from the winner of a Kinniku Mike versus Anwin main event. This is a rematch from Victory Explosion VIII, and Mike will looking to avenge his loss and challenge Firebrand X at the next Havok Special, which will be this year's annual Breakthrough event! Also, it looks like Camilo Ortega has accepted the challenge of Trevor Mach for a Television Championship match, and this dream match will take place on Chaos TV! That's a big match up with big future implications! We'll also see Switchback take on Sal Paradise of Justice 87, who is probably looking for justice for Grind. Will Grind show up this week sans mask to keep his job? Firebrand X will lead Kota Hayashi and Junior against Noah Jennings, Randy no Kachi, and LG Rod in 6-Man action. Akinan will take on the blue speedster Gear, and Subculture will continue his climb with a match against Mr. Dangerous. All of this and more on the next Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Subculture vs. Mr. Dangerous
2. Singles: Akinan vs. Gear
3. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Kota Hayashi/Junior[FXE] vs. Noah Jennings/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
4. Singles: Switchback vs. Sal Paradise
5. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Trevor Mach
6. Havok World #1 Contender Eliminator: Kinniku Mike vs. Anwin

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Earlier Today...



Nerma: Hello Renegades, later tonight we're going to present to you a huge title match, pitting Trevor Mach against the Television Champ Camilo Ortega! After Camilo's win over Magnum PT last week, Mach came out and presented himself as the next challenger! Rather than wait till the upcoming Havok Special Breakthrough, that title match is going down tonight! Quite the bold strategy Tack, booking this match this week.

Tack Angel: It would seem suspicious, even to me....since I don't exactly recall booking it!

Trevor Mach: You totally did though!

Tack Angel: Did I? Did I really or did you watch Weekend at Bernie's again and get a very bad idea!

Trevor Mach: What do you mean brah?

Tack Angel: ....*sigh* roll the footage.



Tack Angel(As voiced by Trevor): Oh hello everyone! I'm Tack Angel! I'm the Boss of Havok, but I actually mean Interim Boss because I can't stop overstating that fact! Listen, I totally want the Trevor and Camilo match to go down this week for Chaos TV! It's got me jacked up yo....is what I would say if I were Trevor, but I'm not! So let's go ahead and get that match booked k?



Trevor Mach: And that's how Tack Angel booked the match!

Tack Angel: .....You knocked me out....covered the wound with a top hat, and strung me up like a puppet. DO YOU THINK THAT'S A REASONABLE CHOICE TO MAKE TREVOR?!

Trevor Mach: You're not supposed to look at the strings. It takes away from the illusion.

Tack Angel: *sigh* While I consider pressing charges "old buddy", I would uphold that complete sham of an announcement and make this match for tonight. I would have booked the match on my own if you had ASKED, but I would have rather saved it for Breakthrough.

Trevor Mach: Book the rematch for Breakthrough! I think I've got this one. I'm jacked up, I'm healthy, and I even cut my stupid animu hair so I can see out of this eye and not have to do that moody flippy thing with the hair all angsty and shit. I know Camilo's going to want a chance to get the belt back after I win! Boosh!

Camilo Ortega: After you win? That's not happening Mach. I don't care if the match is this week or the next, at Breakthrough, or never, cause this belt remains with me until I turn it in for my World Championship title shot. My destiny is clear, and you and your shenanigans are just another road block.

Tack Angel: I love shenanigans. I don't love being turned into a literal puppet, but I love shenanigans.

Trevor Mach: You're just looking at that title as a step to something better, but for me, that's the uncharted territory. That's the title I haven't held, and I got to have it. Waiting for a title shot wasn't going to cut it. Camilo Ortega is on fire and at his prime. That's the perfect time to make this happen. Get Hype!

Camilo Ortega: Your "hype" is going to get you hurt and embarrassed. You may have been the ace around here once upon a time, but that was before my becoming. That was before I was World Champion. I held the title and elevated the game. Wrestlers would have to rely on more than hype. They would need skill and cunning. For example, I know seven different kinds of martial arts.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, well I know seven different kinds of CRAZY!

Tack Angel: I'll vouch for that.

Camilo Ortega: You and Magnum PT are just alike. Bygone products of a bygone age. You still believe in the Eagleland dream, and that your actions and beliefs trump destiny, but destiny is set in stone, and it's my destiny. Walking the path of Heaven, I will rule over everything.  

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah well....running down the path of....badass.....I will....knee you in the face! YEAH!

Nerma: So there you have it Renegades! Tonight, a big match up between Trevor Mach and Camilo Ortega, and if you can believe it, that's not even the main event!



Another packed crowd of Renegades flooded the Danger Zone, as the return to Eagleland has recharged the wrestling atmosphere of Fourside. Tonight, we would finally get some clarity on the World Championship situation, and we would see a big Television Championship match between champion Camilo Ortega and Trevor Mach.

The opening match saw Subculture's continue climb back to the top, as Mr. Dangerous stood before him. Dangerous gave a spirited and glamorous performance, but the KO Punch from Subbie took him down, giving Subculture the win. 2-0 on his climb back to the top.

In the second of two singles matches between Tag Team Champions and challengers, Akinan locked up with the Blue Blur Gear. Akinan had the power, but Gear had the speed. He managed to surprise the bigger half of AkiKyo by zooming behind him and rolling him up for the big surprise roll up pin and win.



The World Champion Firebrand X has had a hard time as it comes to matches lately, especially when Noah Jennings has been involved. The man that blames the champ for everything that happened in Zealstraillia teamed with LG Rod and Randy no Kachi to take on the champ, Kota Hayashi, and Junior. Noah's sole purpose was to get at the champ and make an impression that he deserves a title shot. Noah's team would capture the win, when Randy no Kachi hit the No Kachi Cutter on Junior. After the match, Noah demanded that Firebrand accept his title challenge, for which a fed up and frustrated World Champion responded with a Crash Fire Buster on the burnt out Jennings.

Mr. Gouji's new client Switchback had a certain new level of smugness and bravado as he came to the ring to battle his rival's stablemate Sal Paradise in singles action. Fun match up, that saw the "Face" play up to the crowd who absolutely despised Switchback after cheating Grind out of his job the previous week. Gouji looked to get involved in the match, but Grind's theme kicked in, leading to Switchback taking his eyes off Sal just long enough for Paradise to hit the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori followed by the pin. After the match, the big shocker happened, as Grind appeared sans mask for the first time in his career. He smiled as he spray painted a circle around Switchback and grabbed a microphone.

Grind: Woooooooo! Feels good to get the mask off! Feels better to see all you Renegades with my own eyes. For the longest time, I thought anonymous was the way to go, but now that the choice was taken from me, it feels like a weight lifted from my shoulders. Gotta admit, I'm feeling pretty good about this. What I'm going to feel better about is what happens next. Mr. Gouji, you might want to relay this to your next client when he wakes up. I did what he said and showed up without the mask, and now I don't have to lose my job. You let him know that he and I have a match scheduled for Breakthrough, and when I pin him to the mat again, I'm going to rip his mask off too. I'll be doing him a favor I think. It's so....liberating. Wooooooooo!!!!



It was now time  for the big Television title encounter, as Camilo would defend the belt for the 2nd time in that many weeks, but this time against Justice 87's Trevor Mach. They got into each others faces to start the match, and came out swinging at the sound of the bell.  They started out hot with both men hitting big moves. Trevor went for a vertical suplex, but Ortega fought out of it. Camilo went for a vertical suplex of his own, but Mach countered and lifted him up in a delayed vertical suplex once again, dropping him to the mat for a 2 count pin attempt. Ortega was more than capable of firing back and hit a gut-wrench suplex for a 2 count. Trevor fired back a short time later and trapped Camilo in the clinch where he landed knees and hit the Trevorplex off the apron in the sickening crash to the floor. Even later, a strike exchange saw Trevor win out and run the ropes, but Camilo snapped back with his judo skills and took Trevor to the mat, working him over with moves targeted at his knees. Camilo worked over the knees for the rest of the match to try and take Mach's hardest hitting weapons out of the equation, in which Trevor countered with a headbutt and Burning Machismo attempt, but he buckled under the pain of his knees. Camilo's strategy was paying off, but upon trying to hit the STO, Trevor elbowed his way out and dropped him with a STO of his own, albeit one with less impact leading to a 1 count pin attempt. Near the end of the match, Trevor was trying to rally and shake off the damaged to his knees, winning out in a grappling sequence with Camilo and landing him back on his shoulders for the Burning Machismo. However, Camilo managed to escape and land behind him and lock in a sleeper. Trevor tried to fight back to the ropes, but as he tried reaching out, Mr. Gouji appeared at ringside and taunted him, with Camilo pulling him to the center of the ring, Trevor soon passed out, giving Camilo the win and the title defense. After the match Gouji stepped into the ring to congratulate the man who looks to be his newest client. In two weeks time, Gouji has enlisted the services of two great athletes. Who could be next?



It was now main event time, as Kinniku Mike and Anwin would lock up in a Victory Explosion VIII rematch, with Breakthrough implications on the line. This match would play out much differently than the previous encounter, with a bitter, maskless Anwin dropping the flash and Based attitude for more of a gritty style. Mike was motivated to not lose again, even if that meant bending or breaking the rules many times, coasting the line of a DQ. Anwin showed his strength off by slamming Mike to the mat with a Dragon Suplex Pin for the 2 Count, followed by Mike countering with a Dragon of his own for another 2 Count. More countering nearfalls followed, but neither man was staying down. Just as the match was really heating up, it was stopped dead in its tracks care of Noah Jennings. The bitter man in purple rushed the ring and attacked more the Renegades, leading to a No Contest. All three men brawled in the ring as Tack Angel made his way out with the World Champion in tow.

Tack Angel: Whoa! Hold it! Dang it Noah, that match was going to solve all of my problems, but you just had to go there. Fortunately for me, you really ticked off the World Champ earlier tonight, and I don't blame him for being ticked. The three of you fighting tooth and claw for a title shot is important for the product, but you're all fighting amongst yourselves, while the belts belong to this man. I'm going to give him the mic, and let him make the decision for Breakthrough. I would listen, cause this will be important for you guys.

Firebrand X: You guys look like a bunch of mangy dogs fighting over a bone! How many matches have to end up like this? I say, I put an end to that right here and now. Noah, you're not going to let me compete in a match without getting in my face until you get the match, I got that. Kinniku Mike, you made a big mistake by screwing me over to get the match. Anwin, you almost had it all and then you lost it, and that's why you want the match. Fine! You all get the match. I told Tack to line you up, but how about instead we cage you up. Tack Angel's got an insane idea for a match. A triple tier monstrosity, and that's got me written all over it. The four of us will meet in the first ever Havok Triple Cage at Breakthrough! Remember one important fact. I won't be locked up with you. You will be locked up with me.



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Subculture beat Mr. Dangerous via KO Punch -> Pin
2. Singles: Gear beat Akinan via Roll Up -> Pin
3. 6-Man Tag: Noah Jennings/Randy no Kach[o]/LG Rod beat Firebrand X/Kota Hayashi/Junior[FXE][x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
4. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Switchback via Kokoro Hiraite Kaori -> Pin
5. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Trevor Mach via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out -> 3rd Defense
6. Havok World #1 Contender Eliminator: Kinniku Mike vs. Anwin ended in a No Contest!

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OOC: Ever since I started EBW, which is now Havok, I've always blurred the lines between what kind of journal this would be. I was always more prone to telling stories, and doing all kinds of crazy stuff not involving wrestling in the slightest. That's why I'm going to try an experiment here, where I split my time creatively between a wrestling journal, and an action/comedy/drama/catch all journal using the same characters, universe, and continuity. All the normal wrestling stuff will go on as usual, but the other stuff not related to the wrestling will take place in posts called Havok: Renegades. If you're not into that stuff, and you want to just read the wrestling you'll see a logo for the Renegades stuff and be able to bypass it. If you're MORE interested in the story stuff, then you'll know where to look. Thanks again for reading all these years. It's still fun to me. It really is.



Gear: Yo! What's the big idea?

Til: I think we should do what they say Gear.

Gear: When have you known me to do that?

Til: Well, they've got guns this time.

Gear: ....Good point.

?: I assure you, we mean you no harm. Welcome to our facility.



?: You are Gear and Til correct?

Gear: The one and only....two of us. One and onlys?

?: Heroes of the Segua Kingdom? Freedom Fighters turned wrestlers?

Til: That's us.

Gear: Who are you?

?: Call me.....Face, as I'll be the only face you see around here.

Gear: That's funny, I don't see your whole face.

Face: You're better off that way.

Til: You say that, but I see Magnum PT standing right over there. We know him!

Magnum PT: I'm in the same boat as you guys, but I'm on another assignment it seems.

Gear: Assignment? What is this?

Face: This is the M.C.O, the Meta-Crisis Containment Organization, and we need your help.

Gear: Our help? This looks like a funky covert operation, and we want no part of that. We're wrestlers now and-

Face: What do you know about Dr. Eggman?

Gear: Eggman? I could tell you a lot about him. None of it would be good. Why do you ask?

Face: The war in Zealstraillia, he was one of the driving forces in that conflict. Came from a wrestling promotion called EBW. In fact, a lot of the recent big world events have come from wrestling promotions. That war, the one in Edo, The Kyron-5 Space Station explosion, the faux kidnapping of video game executives, the Onett incident. The list goes on. We refer to these as "Meta-Crisis". An event that originates from these promotions, and expands to affect the whole world. That's why the Government formed this group, to work outside the lines that Interpol and the C.I.A cannot, to contain these issues.

Gear: What does this have to do with us?

Face: We know your past. We know that you were a Freedom Fighter. You rebelled against people like Eggman in the Ninteldo Empire. We know what you can do, and we need to enlist you both in hunting down Eggman. You'll be allowed to continue as normal in your wrestling endeavors, but know that your actions for the M.C.O will be strictly confidential.

Til: I'm not sure how we can help, but I want to.

Gear: Me too. I don't quite trust all of this, but Eggman is a shady character. You just tell us what you need us to do.

Face: Eggman appears to be looking for an energy source, one that will carry out a new phase of his #masterplan...



Dougie Mach: I lost....again.....again....I lost. Trevor wins....Dougie loses. Loser....loser....loser.....lose....lo....what's the use. I'll just lay down in this road and wait to di-

?: You! I need to talk to you!

Dougie Mach: .....Is that tornado talking to me?

?: You must listen to me, I don't have much time! I am called the Star Master, and I'm here to warn you!

Dougie Mach: Warn me about what?

Star Master: They are coming. They know that you once housed its spirit, and they wish to bring it back through you!

Dougie Mach: What? What are you talking about?

Star Master: You know of whom I speak.

Dougie Mach: You mean...."Big G"?

Star Master: If that is what you wish to call the embodiment of madness. They have been waiting for you to return to Eagleland, and now they wish to find you.

Dougie Mach: I think....they already have.



Star Master: Oh......oh dear.



Sal Paradise: I win!

Trevor Mach: No fair! You cheated!

Sal Paradise: I didn't! I can't help that you don't know how to play foosball! You're supposed to turn all the cranks on your side, not just the goalie.

Trevor Mach: That sounds like way too much work!

Sal Paradise: Maybe pool would be simpler for you?

Trevor Mach: I don't feel like swimming.

Sal Paradise: That's not what I was-

Trevor Mach: I know....I'm just distracting by the swirling tornado on the bar.

Sal Paradise: Oh you see that too? Thought that was just me.



Star Master: Hear me, I am Star Master, and I bring grave news.

Trevor Mach: Does it have to be "grave" news?

Sal Paradise: Maybe if you say it in a positive way, it won't sound so grave.

Trevor Mach: Now that's good thinking.

Star Master: I have no time for jokes. I come a very long way to warn you about your cousin Dougie Mach.

Trevor Mach: Dougster? What's he planning now? He want another rematch? Rather elaborate way to ask isn't it?

Star Master: No, he was taken by them....the Cult of Fenrir.

Trevor Mach: ....F...Fenrir?

Sal Paradise: That's bad?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah...but...I thought they were dead.

Star Master: Derrick Mach had amassed an underground network of followers over the years. They are carrying on his work.

Sal Paradise: Tell me, what was his work again?

Trevor Mach: Chaos.

Sal Paradise: Nice.

Trevor Mach: It was, but then....well....it got worse. Remember that whole Space Station thing?

Sal Paradise: Not really.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, you weren't there. Remember the trip to the moon to come get me?

Sal Paradise: Oh right.

Trevor Mach: That's why I was up there.

Sal Paradise: Right, so that got taken care of then.

Star Master: His followers wish to finish a ritual that Derrick Mach had yet to put into motion. It would have been his true final act.

Trevor Mach: And that would be?

Star Master: The resurrection of the evil and madness that once called itself Giygas.

Trevor Mach: .....Again?

To Be Continued...