Mr. Poochyfud wakes up! Names temporary replacement.



EBW.com was on the scene today as Mr. Poochyfud had his first press conference since his beating at the hands of King Pokey and his army. The EBW President was joined by EBW World Heavyeight Champion Viewtiful Trevor and MKPW Owner Cranky Kong. A big announcement was made today as Mr. Poochyfud felt that the best punishment for Pokey's actions would a little payback. That's when he announced that Viewtiful Trevor will serve as the temporary booker for EBW! The champion was all smiles as he discussed what he had planned for the next X-cite. Unlike King Pokey, Viewtiful Trevor says he plans on booking a blockbuster show with a match never seen before. He then said that Cranky Kong is assisting him in putting something big together and the announcement would come later in the week. This is certainly big news and it levels the playing field in the war against Pokey's opposition.

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The Jeff Andonuts World Tour Begins!



Hero of EBW Jeff Andonuts arrived in Edo today to begin his martial arts training. The former nerd of EBW has decided to undertake a world learning excursion so he could become a great fighter and compete in EBW's main event scene. Judging by the picture it seems that Jeff has a fanbase even in the distant land of Edo. We'll keep you updated on Jeff's progress when new info becomes available.

BREAKING NEWS! Big EBW/MKPW main event announced for next X-cite!



EBW World Heavyweight Champion and interim EBW booker Viewtiful Trevor has announced the huge main event for this week's X-cite. In an interpromotional war rivals will clash as Viewtiful Trevor teams with King Bowser and Donkey Kong Jr. to take on King Pokey, Mario, and Wario. While Bowser has had his problems with both Trevor and Kong in the past, the King of MKPW is willing to put the differences aside to get a shot at the new MKPW Mushroom World Champion King Pokey. Also if you'll remember Donkey Kong Jr. came to the aid of Viewtiful Trevor when he fought Mario in a Scaffold Match that Wario interfered in. Now these superteams will collide in one of the biggest non-title matches that has ever taken place on X-cite. Trevor has also announced that the show will be a three hour special that will see action normally saved for the new monthly PPV format. While plans for payback on Pokey's Army are included the show will be more of an interpromotional showcase. So be sure to tune in one hour early for the special show which is being called "Viewtiful Trevor Presents: X-cite"!

Viewtiful Trevor Presents: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Payback Sucks Part 1
Lucas/Tanooki W00t/Reno vs. Rude
2. C-X-J World Challenge Rumble
Generator vs. Shadow vs. Retro 80's Yuppie vs. Chicken Man vs. Funky Afro Ninja vs. Kung Foo vs. Kirby vs. Bomberman vs. Geno vs. Kid Icarus vs. Diddy Kong vs. Mallow
3. Payback Sucks Part 2
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. vs. Orange Kid
4. Interpromotional Showdown-Shark vs. Hammer
Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Hammer Bros. #1/Hammer Bros. #2
5. Interpromotional Showdown-Insanity
The Great KYO vs. Luigi
6. Interpromotional Showdown-New Rush
Ness vs. Ludwig von Koopa
7. EBW Tag Team Championship
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Franky/Poo(c)
8. Viewtiful X-citement!
Viewtiful Trevor/King Bowser/Donkey Kong Jr. vs. King Pokey/Mario/Wario

Breaking News! Rishin Fliger and Miger Task sighting........in 2006!?!?!

A very unusual discovery was made at EBW HQ. Today work was being done on a "Best of EBW Year-1" DVD and during a meeting to detirmine which matches would appear on the DVD one of the developers noticed something very odd about the match they were currently screening. What we will now show you is a picture from the ending of EBW's 2nd ever show "Pimpin the Pizza" Keep in mind that this event occured in 2006.



In the upperleft hand corner of the picture you can clearly see wrestling legends Rishin Fliger and Miger Task! Keep in mind it wasn't until 2007 that Fliger actually debuted in EBW. We believe this all stems from the decision of Fliger and Task to journey back into the rip in the space-time continuum they created during their match at Victory Explosion 2. As you all know is was this same rip that allowed a mirror Fliger and Task to come to this dimension and threaten are very exsistense. Wrestlers that were present at this event acutally remember seeing the two legends there but all find it odd that they have never thought about it until now. So it appears now that not only are Fliger and Task traveling to different dimensions but different times as well. So if you thought you saw Rishin Fliger and Miger Task somewhere at sometime but it seemed impossible.....maybe it wasn't.

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VIEWTIFUL TREVOR PRESENTS: X-cite opening video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uTo5XL4GYGc

Another interesting week and another interesting X-cite was lined up for the EBW fans. This time EBW would be headed up by the often eccentric but always entertaining EBW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor. The Interim Booker was ready to present a show that was not only going to serve as revenge on Pokey Army but it was also going to be an interpromosional 3-hr showcase. As the show opened several of EBW's wrestlers surrounded the ring. All of sudden Pokey Army's music hit but instead of the EBW opposition we got Trevor dressed as King Pokey complete with fat suit that exaggerated Pokey's weight. Next came out Ness dressed up like his eternal rival Poo. Reno came out dressed like a white Rude while Apple Kid was decked out in orange. Finally a Shark came out dressed as Franky. The "Pokey Army" was in full force as "King Pokey" grabbed the mic.



"King Pokey": What is all this? Ballons and a party? Why weren't we invited?

"Orange Kid": I think it's becaus you'd eat all the chips and dip you fat ass."

"King Pokey": Hey! I'm not fat...I'm KING SIZED. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LAUGH ORANGE!

"Orange Kid": I would but my lips are busy being puckered on your giant ass.

"King Pokey": Of course. Well anyways it really ticks me off that we weren't invited to the celebration. So Viewtiful Trevor gets to run the show...BIG DEAL! I mean he's already a dead sexy champion what's their to celebrate? What do you think Poo?

"Poo": What? You're asking me? I don't have an opinion. I'm pretty stale on the persona side.

"King Pokey": Yeah you're all pretty much a drain on EBW. I guess we better get out of the ring so you can actually see something entertaining...plus I'm hungry. ALL BOW BEFORE THE KING! Hmmm King....let's go get some Burger King.

After that "interesting" opening segment that required alot of "quotations" we were presented with the first match that featured Reno, Tanooki W00t, and the rookie Lucas as they took on Rude in a 3-on-1 Payback Sucks match. This was not much of a competition for EBW's team. Rude tried to put up a good fight and when that didn't work he tried the dirty tactics but in the end he fell to his former tag team partner after a Reverse DDT. So Reno has scored some payback and Pokey Army takes a big loss in the opener.

Next up was the highly anticipated and highly entertaining C-X-J World Challenge Rumble. Wrestlers from EBW, NCW, and MKPW all entered the ring with the goal of eliminating everyone else until only one warrior stood tall. The usual suspect (Retro 80's Yuppie) was eliminated early but from there the action was intense. No man or puff ball wanted to be eliminated and they brought out all the big moves to ensure victory. Despite the rules (everyman...of puffball for themselves) the wrestlers from the rival promotions teamed up early on but it wasn't long before Shadow turned on the EBW wrestlers and eliminated both Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo. Kid Icarus and Bomberman fought back and forth on the outer portion of the ring which allowed Generator to charge the ropes and eliminate them both. Next to be eliminated was Diddy Kong after Curry Man hit a Hurracanranna but the force of the move also forced the King of Spice out of the ring. Shadow followed up on his previous double elimination by removing Geno and hitting the Shadowdriver on Chicken Man before eliminating him as well. The EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Kirby and Mallow both double teamed Generator while Shadow waited for an opportunity to strike. When the opening finally came the former C-X-J Champion leapt in the air and landed a hard dropkick on Mallow. But the bouncy nature of Mallow's body caused Shadow to fly out the ring. Generator fought bravely and even managed to eliminate Mallow but the dominant Kirby then eliminated our Unified C-X-J Champion. Kirby has been a dominate force since answering the challenge and it's only a matter of time before he and Generator clash for the C-X-J title.

EBW C-X-J: 3 The World: 5



At this point we were taken to the back where King Bowser was being interviewed by........Tanooki W00t.



Tanooki W00t: Hey there EBW fans! It is I the most brutal and wicked yet kind and caring wrestler in EBW! The W00t......Tanooki W00t!

King Bowser: What is your problem punk?!?!

Tanooki W00t: It's the suit...long story....anyways, how do you feel about tonight's main event?

King Bowser: I agreed to this match for one reason...King Pokey. He has my MKPW Mushroom World Championship and the MKPW Rated-M Championship. I'm going to get them both back and if I have to participate in this match before I get a title shot...then so be it.

Tanooki W00t: Delightful! By the way...can you help me get this suit off?

King Bowser: NO! This interview is over!

Nerdler: Tell me again why you had W00t do the interview?

Viewtiful Trevor: Cause Tanooki W00t is crazy funny and W00t equals ratings. Plus....you're boring...no offense.

Another Payback Sucks match was up next with Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. taking on Orange Kid in a 2-on-1 handicap match. Once again this was not much of a challenge for EBW's team but the match did last a little long then the first match. Not because Orange Kid was tougher but because Bowser Jr's wanted the pain to last a little longer. In the end though Apple Kid finished off his rival with the Orange Crush finisher.

The first of three interpromotional battles featured The Sharks taking on The Hammer Bros. in an entertaining and fresh bout. Fans had never seen these teams clash so the action felt new. Two completely different styles clashed and both teams were really solid. Unfortunatly for EBW a minor slip up from Shark #2 gave The Hammer Bros. the win after Hammer Bros. #1 hit a ring shaking Burning Hammer. The Sharks put up a good fight in this interpromotional fight and they continue to improve on their new clean fighting philosophy.

The second EBW vs. MKPW bout had the dark and enigmatic newcomer The Great KYO battle one of MKPW's best Luigi. The Great KYO burst on to the scene with two wins over Retro 80's Yuppie. His mental games have already gotten him a following with EBW's fans. Despite all this though many fans believed that Luigi's experience would give him the win. Shockingly the critics were put to rest as The Great KYO's used a slow methodical style that got the better of Luigi. After a series of skull shattering kicks the plumber was down and the match was over after a perfect Shining Wizard from The Great KYO. This evened the score in the interpromotional bouts and the upset win from The Great KYO will surely help elevate him to the top of EBW.



The final match in the EBW vs. MKPW series would see Ness and Ludwig von Koopa clash once again. These two interpromotional rivals have gotten rave reviews everytime they've met in the ring. This fight was no exception. The last time they battled it was over the MKPW Rated-M Championship so the hardcore nature of the match made blood loss a certainty. But this match was a straight by the book match and their was still blood loss. The hardcore weapons were replaced with a hard hitting strong style that brought the fans to their feet. The brutal battle continued for 30 exciting minutes and the match was ended in a draw. Security had to break up the action in the ring as the rivals wanted to continue the fight. The fans were disappointed by the outcome but they still applauded the effort of both fighters. In the end the EBW vs. MKPW score was tied 1.5/1.5.



It was now time for the tag title match. The former champions Journey were looking for payback on Franky and Poo who stole the belts from them at the EBW 2nd Anniversary show. Franky and Poo were looking to shift the momentum back to the favor of Pokey Army. The match itself was much better then the first match with all the action happening in the ring and no dirty tactics to mess things up. The fans were hoping that the winner would be decided by who was the better team and it was...in a manner of speaking. MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack continued to show why they are the best team in the business right now and completely overwhelmed Franky and Poo who are more used to singles matches. When the match and the belts looked wrapped up for Journey Franky haulted the match after taking out a lead pipe and smashing it over MUNK Perry's head. The match was promptly ended and the winners were Journey but it was by DQ so Franky and Poo retained the titles. The fans booed and threw garbage at Franky and Poo as they were chased to the back by Journey. The former champs would have to wait another day to get a shot at the belts.

The main event was next and it was one of the biggest non-title main events in X-cite history. The ace and the veteran of MKPW would put aside their differences to team with Viewtiful Trevor to battle King Pokey, Mario, and Wario. The action was intense with King Bowser and Donkey Kong Jr. bringing the ring shaking offense mixed with Trevor's submission skills and technique. The heel team brought...well heelish tactics but they also put up a very good fight. It was not one sided by any account but the ace team managed to take control late in the bout, avoid the DQ attempts by King Pokey, and win the match when after Trevor used a flying knee to knock Mario out of the ring and Donkey Kong Jr. hit a Chokeslam on King Pokey, King Bowser hit the GORE on Wario and got the 1-2-3! The show ended on a much happier note then last week's X-cite with almost complete victory for EBW. King Bowser had his eyes fixed on King Pokey and the MKPW belts and the screen faded to black.



Viewtiful Trevor Presents: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Payback Sucks Part 1
Lucas/Tanooki W00t/Reno beat Rude (5:03) when Reno hit the Reverse DDT.
2. C-X-J World Challenge Rumble
Kirby won the C-X-J World Challenge Rumble (38:50) that also featured Generator, Shadow, Retro 80's Yuppie, Chicken Man, Funky Afro Ninja, Kung Foo, Bomberman, Geno, Kid Icarus, Diddy Kong, and Mallow.
3. Payback Sucks Part 2
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. beat Orange Kid (7:08) when Apple Kid hit the Orange Crush.
4. Interpromotional Showdown-Shark vs. Hammer
Hammer Bros. #1/Hammer Bros. #2 beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (16:14) when Hammer Bros. #1 hit the Burning Hammer on Shark #2.
5. Interpromotional Showdown-Insanity
The Great KYO beat Luigi (14:06) with a Shining Wizard.
6. Interpromotional Showdown-New Rush
Ness vs. Ludwig von Koopa (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
7. EBW Tag Team Championship
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack beat Franky/Poo(c) (22:10) by DQ.
8. Viewtiful X-citement!
Viewtiful Trevor/King Bowser/Donkey Kong Jr. beat King Pokey/Mario/Wario (24:51) when King Bowser hit the GORE on Wario.

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PPV Schedule and card for 3rd monthly PPV revealed!

EBW.com can now reveal the entire PPV schedule for this year. The PPVs that have already occured this year have been moved to the month they will be held next year. Alot of interesting shows are going to be happening in the coming months with a Wrestling/MMA hybrid show coming soon in May. We don't have much info on this show yet but I'm sure we will after the April PPV.

January - New Year Rising (A new PPV that will be held in 2009)
February - Victory Explosion (Victory Explosion 3 in 2009)
March - Battle Hive (Yearly event that will feature a Battle Hive main event)
April - Collision (PPV that will feature EBW battling another promotion)
May - Bushido (Wrestling/MMA Hybrid Show)
June - Radical Dreamers
July - Zero Hour
August - TBA
September - E-1 Climax (Biggest tournament of the year)
October - Hardcore Halloween (Halloween based show in Threed)
November - E-1 Team Climax (Team tournament)
December - Battle Finale (End of the year spectacular)

When you look at this schedule you'll see that the April PPV is listed as an interpromotional and indeed it will be this year. Mr. Poochyfud has returned to the job and negotiated with Cranky Kong of MKPW for a big show that will take place in the Battle Dome. This will be the first time this year that EBW will hit the Battle Dome. The little promotion that could has grown and begun to hit bigger venues but Battle Dome will always be a special place for EBW and this PPV demands a special card. Titles will be on the line and reputations will be at stake on this big PPV. King Pokey will have his hands full as Mr. Poochyfud puts him through two punishment matches. Ness, Ludwig von Koopa, and Orange Kid will all be involved in the first title match for the EBW 2nd Belt Championship and King Bowser will get his title shot in the second match. The main event will feature a big rematch as Viewtiful Trevor battles Mario, this time for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. In the undercard Generator will continue to lead the C-X-J Division as he defends the prestigious Unified C-X-J Championship in a match against Sonic. Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. will also get a shot at Franky and Poo's tag belts. Every match on the card is important and this is going to be a huge show. EBW/MKPW: Collision WATCH IT!

EBW/MKPW: Collision
Battle Dome
PPV

1. First Collision
Tanooki W00t/Lucas/Shark #1/Shark #2/The Great KYO vs. Hammer Bros. #1/Hammer Bros. #2/Roy Koopa/Koopa Troopa/Link
2. C-X-J World Challenge
Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Diddy Kong/Geno
3. MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Wario/Waluigi
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -Pokey's 1st Punishment-
King Pokey(c) vs. Ness vs. Orange Kid vs. Ludwig Von Koopa
5. Special Singles Match
Donkey Kong Jr. vs. Rude
6. EBW Tag Team Championship
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. vs. Franky/Poo(c)
7. C-X-J World Challenge -Unified C-X-J Championship-
Generator(c) vs. Soinc
8. MKPW Mushroom World Championship/MKPW Rated-M Championship -Pokey's 2nd Punishment-
King Pokey(c) vs. King Bowser
9. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. Mario

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MWP held its second show on the beach of Summers once again to present fans with their new vision of professional wrestling. The lack of depth in the promotion was hardly felt today as MWP presented 5 great matches. The tag teams of MWP clashed today in a mini tournament to detirmine the first tag team champs. After 3 grueling matches and hard hitting moves the Onett Police Force became the first MWP Tag Team Champions. We also saw Mr. Pirkle introduce his blueprint for the genesis of his own division that will soon compete with EBW's C-X-J Division when he brought out the debuting Meta Knight to do battle with the oddly named To'mas Jefferson. Meta Knight has been dominate in NCW and this is a huge get for MWP. Meta Knight brought his hard hitting strong lucha style and made quick work of To'mas after a Twisting Piledriver. The main event saw de facto ace Master Lu team with young prodigy Ninten as they battled Captain Strong and hardcore hero Slayer. The action was awesome and Ninten picked up his game and left impressive results in only his second match. Both teams were highly competitive and neither team could get the advantage so after 30 minutes the match was promptly ended in a draw. So another big show for MWP as the promotion continues to grow and find its legs. The OPF are the first MWP Tag Team Champions and the impressive main event has shown the fans who the top tier fighters are and we will see them in the main event.

Mother Wrestling Promotion: Rising
Summers
Summers Broadcast Network (SBN)

1. MWP Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1
Onett Policeman A/Onett Policeman B beat Blue Blue #1/Blue Blue #2 (12:14) when OPA hit the Wrist Clutch Exploder on Blue Blue #2.
2. MWP Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1
Mr. Andrews/Caveboy beat Pancho/Pincho (9:56) when Mr. Andrews hit the S.T.U on Pancho.
3. Meta Knight(Debut) beat To'mas Jefferson (5:11) with a Twisting Piledriver.
4. MWP Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals
Onett Policeman A/Onett Policeman B beat Mr. Andrews/Caveboy! (18:02) when OPB hit the Release German Suplex on Mr. Andrews. Onett Police Force become the First MWP Tag Team Champions!
5. Master Lu/Ninten vs. Captain Strong/Slayer (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.

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Breaking News! NCW coming to EBW! Wrestling legend set to referee main event of Collision!



Nerdler joined EBW.com staff at the EBW arena today for a special event. EBW HQ recieved a phone call to meet with a special representative from Nintendo Championship Wrestling. The representative turned out to be none other then wrestling legend and current NCW World Champion Little Mac! Little Mac came to EBW's territory to announce NCW's intentions to appear at the upcoming EBW PPV. The NCW Champion also announced his desire to be the special referee for the main event match featuring our champion Viewtiful Trevor and MKPW wrestler turned NCW sympathizer Mario. Little Mac assured EBW.com that he respected both Mario and Trevor and even though Mario was aligned with NCW he only wished to take part in the big match. Mr. Poochyfud arrived straight from his final day in the hospital and after a small meeting he agreed to let Little Mac be the referee.



So later in the day the aging champion of NCW was on hand for the main event contract signing. Mario was uncommonly quiet but Trevor showed his enthusiasm that Little Mac would be apart of the match. He even teased challenging Mac to an NCW title match which the veteran laughed off before saying "anything's possible". So the addition of NCW interaction and Little Mac has definately given a new level of intrigue to this PPV.

For those of you who don't follow NCW much it is the oldest promotion still running ever since Atari Pro went out of business. As for Little Mac, he started out as a young scraper that won his first championship way back in 1987.





From there Little Mac has become a staple of NCW and one of its biggest drawing stars. Even though the champ is now well into his 40's and getting a little gray around the edges he is more competitive then ever. It will be an honor to have such a respected and well liked champion in EBW. While we think of ourselves as one of the best promotions out there today we must still give respect to those that came before us so it will also be an honor to have NCW in the house.

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EBW in PIXEL Fighting Results!

Professional Wrestling would once again step into the MMA world last night for the big PIXEL Fighting Championship show in Saturn Dome. The venue was packed full of MMA fans and Wrestling fans who wanted to see if Picky Minch could repeat his upset victory from last year, and to find out if Brawler SWIFT could channel his raw power and become the dominant force many feel he is destined to be.

Their opponents would be the two men who have previously faced off with Pro Wrestlers. First up Picky Minch would have an uphill battle as he took on "Russian Terminator" Boris Dregen who is 7-1-1 with his only loss coming from Viewtiful Trevor. Meanwhile Brawler SWIFT will battle 9-1-2 Smash Brannigan who suffered the big upset loss to Picky Minch. The loss lit a fire under him and he hasn't lost since.

The first MMA vs. Pro Wrestling bout would be between Boris and Picky. The "Russian Terminator" cut alot of weight specifically so he could fight Picky Minch. The big man dominated the opening minutes of round 1 as he came out swinging. Normally the heavy hands of Dregen have force his opponent to quickly retreat but Picky got in close and attempted a take down but it was blocked. At the end of the first round Picky was bleeding heavily from a cut in the scalp and below his eye but he was still in the bout. The bout would end quickly in the second round however as the damaged Picky Minch was unable to regain any momentum and he was caught in a Rear Naked Choke that he could not escape. Boris Dregen forced Picky to tap out and by doing so he has given EBW its first MMA loss. Picky fought bravely though and had the guts to go toe-to-toe with one of PIXEL's toughest fighters.

Things were completely different in the second bout with Brawler SWIFT showing a focused and dominate style that caught Smash Brannigan off guard. If you have watched any of SWIFT's matches then you would know that he is a perfect fit in the MMA world. His stiff attacks and submission skills are praised all over. His only weakness has been his uncontrolable fury that has caused him a few losses. This SWIFT however was focused and methodical, coming in slowly then attacking with great speed. The match was quickly ended at two minutes 3 seconds in the first round after SWIFT was able to knock Smash down into the corner and force the referee to stop the match after Smash was unable to respond to a series of stomps to the face.



In the end EBW was 1-1 for the night and 3-1 overall in MMA action, not bad for a Professional Wrestling promotion. Later that night EBW President Mr. Poochyfud celebrated with SWIFT and Picky.



SWIFT received alot of attention from the press who believed that he could jump to PIXEL and dominate the entire MMA scene, but SWIFT was quick to point out that he will take on any opponent from any style of fighting and he will no longer limit himself to one type of fighting. He also joked that Boris Dregen dropped over 20 lbs. so he could avoid fighting the Brawler. It was another big night for EBW and now Brawler SWIFT and Picky Minch can return home.

PIXEL Fighting Championship
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. MMA vs. Pro Wrestling
Boris Dregen beat Picky Minch (R2 0:54) via Rear Naked Choke Submission.
2. MMA vs. Pro Wrestling
Brawler SWIFT beat Smash Brannigan (R1 2:03) via TKO.

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King Pokey: Do you really think this is fair Poochyfud?

Mr. Poochyfud: I have never tried to say that what you have to do tonight is fair. You and your goons put the hurting on me so now payback's a bitch.

King Pokey: Do you forget that I own a stake in EBW now? I also have three championships. I shouldn't have to have two matches for ALL my belts tonight.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well that's the problem with titles isn't it? You have to defend them. As for your "stake" in the company, it doesn't mean jack when I'm around. But I will tell you what, since I am a business man I will make you a proposal. If you win just one of your matches I will respect your partial ownership of EBW. You can sit in the V.I.P room and you can even call the shots. But if tonight is a total loss for you then I'm taking your stake in the company. Hell, I'll even pay you for it since I'm such a nice guy. I'm not worried, Pokey Army is starting to crumble already.

King Pokey: Don't underestimate me Poochyfud. I'm not the fat kid who is afraid to get hit anymore. Even if tonight is a total loss for me and the rest of my army it will be far from over. I got an ace up my sleeve and it's a bombshell.

EBW vs. MKPW COLLISION

The Battle Dome was packed to see the first EBW show to take place here this year. This was not just a normal show though, it was EBW/MKPW: Collision, a huge card only on PPV. NCW was in the house and it played a part in the night's events. Upsets were achieved and new champions were crowned so let's get right into the recap.

The show kicked off with a big ten man tag match that featured Tanooki W00t, Lucas, The Great KYO, and the Sharks representing EBW while Roy Koopa, Link, The Hammer Bros., and Koopa Troopa represented MKPW. The fans were excited to see these diverse teams clash for the first time. Shark #1 started off the action against Hammer Bros. #1. The Hammer Bros. recently defeated The Sharks in a match so revenge was the name of the game. From the opening action you could tell that this was going to be a great match. Everyone got a shot in including the young rookie Lucas who almost pulled off a move similar to the PSI Rockin on Koopa Troopa. The MVPs of EBW's side were Tanooki W00t and The Great KYO. W00t was more of a comedy wrestler after getting trapped in the Tanooki Suit but as he has come to terms with wearing it he has slowly returned to his old wrestling self. The Great KYO has made a big impact in short time and spent most of this match in the ring. An exchange with Link was halted when KYO spit a black mist to the MKPW wrestler's face. Link blindly staggered to his side of the ring and accidently tagged in MKPW's weakest link Koopa Troopa. The Great KYO laughed as the black liquid dripped from his mouth. Koopa Troopa tried to get in offense but KYO just continued to laugh before unleashing a series of kicks that ended with a Shining Wizard. 1-2-3 The Great KYO won the first match for EBW.

Next up would be a C-X-J World Tag Challenge pitting former EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo against Diddy Kong and Geno of MKPW. Just looking at the combatants in the ring you could tell that high flying strong lucha would be the style of choice. Hard hits and high flying ensued with Afro Ninja and Kung Foo seemingly recovering from their recent funk but Diddy Kong and Geno remained strong and eventually wore down the former tag champs. As EBW's team struggled to remain in the game Diddy Kong and Geno made quick tags and made them often to keep fresh. If Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo had used the same strategy they may have claimed victory but it was not to be and Geno got the pin on Kung Foo after a Shooting Star Press. Another loss for EBW's C-X-J Division has made the score 3-6.

EBW C-X-J: 3 The World: 6

Another former championship tag team would be battling next as MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack of Journey took on Wario and Waluigi. This was a much more grounded and technical match then the previous bout with submissions being used often. MUNK Perry brought out his strong style repertoire and brought Wario down to his knees with a series of kicks and chops before laying him out with a knee. Waluigi made the save before a pin could be made. When Wario staggered to his feet he quickly made the tag to Waluigi. MUNK Perry in turn made the tag to Jonathan Tack who quickly knocked down the taller of the Wario Brothers with a Dropkick. After pin attempts that were inturrupted by Wario, Tack tagged in MUNK Perry before leaping over the ropes and taking Wario to the ring floor. Without his tag partner Waluigi was quickly taken out by MUNK Perry's Anaconda Cross Driver. EBW's team won the third match in convincing fashion. The Journey of old has returned and another shot at the tag belts will be coming soon.

Next we heard the familiar music of returning hero Brawler SWIFT. The fans rose to their feet and cheered as the brawler came out with a big smirk on his face which is definately out of character for SWIFT. Nerdler was waiting in the ring to give an interview.



Nerdler: Welcome back to EBW Brawler SWIFT. I see that you've come out with the MMA gloves you used to give EBW another big win in MMA! What were your thoughts going into that match?

Brawler SWIFT: First let me say that it is great to be back in EBW. I wasn't gone long but I honestly missed it here. I missed bringing the pain to all the other EBW wrestlers and I'm sure you missed it too EBW fans. Now to answer you question I felt like I do everytime I step into the ring. I went in ready to bring brutality and claim victory. I have to admit I was more confident then ever after my training in Dalaam. I have to give respect to Picky Minch who may be younger then me but he was the veteran in Pixel compared to me and he helped me get ready for that match. Adjusting myself to the MMA style was alot of work but I came out of it better then ever.

Nerdler: You seem to be uncharacteristically happy, why is that?

Brawler SWIFT: What, you want me to be pissed off? Cause I punch your face in if you want.

Nerdler: No no! I was just asking...

Brawler SWIFT: I'm in a good mood because I'm in the best shape of my career and I feel unbeatable. Don't get cocky though EBW wresters, when I face you in that ring I take off my happy face and I'm ready to go to war.

Nerdler: So SWIFT you've been a 3-time EBW 2nd Belt Champion and in MKPW you were a 3-time MKPW Tag Team Champion. What is next for you?

Brawler SWIFT: The EBW World Heavyweight Championship!

Nerdler: Really?

Brawler SWIFT: Yes, friend or not Trevor has the belt that I want. This is what I came here for. It's my time to step into the main event and wear the big gold belt around my waist.

Nerdler: But SWIFT wha....

Brawler SWIFT: This interview is over Nerdler.

Brawler SWIFT is back and we're finally going to see him in the main event picture. Don't sound biased but it is way overdue.

The first of King Pokey's punishment matches was up next as he would defend the EBW 2nd Belt against Ness, Orange Kid, and Ludwig von Koopa. With Orange Kid on his side and the ongoing rivalry between Ness and Ludwig continuing things didn't look so bad for King Pokey. Unfortunately for King Pokey his ally would have a short lived stint in this match as Ness and Ludwig quickly turned to Orange Kid and took him out with a PSI Rockin/Spikebomb combination. From their Ness and Ludwig both attempted to pin the fallen Orange Kid. As they exchanged punches King Pokey made his presence felt with a double clothesline on the battling rivals. From their it was a back and forth effort between all three fighters. When a wrestler would get an advantage over another the third man would get involved. Ness finally broke the cycle however after escaping a Spikebomb attempt and hitting the PK Thunderbomb on Ludwig. He quickly turned his attention to Pokey who was charging him and narrowly escaped a lariat before hitting another PK Thunderbomb on King Pokey! the crowd chanted for Ness as he lifted the bulky wrestler up for the move. The impact caused a corner of the ring to fall in. From here Ness smirked as he thought about which opponent to pin before he finally decided on King Pokey. 1-2-3 Ness wins the match and the EBW 2nd Belt Championship! King Pokey has suffered a big set back but he his night wasn't over yet as he would still have to face the monster that is King Bowser!



For the fifth match of the night Pokey Army's most recent recruit Rude would take on the dominating ace of MKPW Donkey Kong. Not alot to say about this match as most believed Donkey Kong would clinch the victory but rude survived much longer then anyone thought he would. Rude's singles skills continue to improve which will make him a valuable member of Pokey Army but for now all he could do was try to survive. In the end Donkey Kong Jr. won the match with his patented Barrel Roll.

It was now time for the EBW Tag Team Championship bout. Franky and Poo won the titles and defended them under shady circumstances. Now they would have to defend them against the unit of Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. Apple Kid has grown in singles combat but recently he has returned to tag action with Bowser Jr. who has been slowly improving his game since coming to EBW. Now these teams would fight for the first time with the belts on the line. Bowser Jr. came in first for his team and clashed with Franky. The son of King Bowser brought the brutality while Franky brought the technical offense. The fans have warmed up to Bowser Jr. but they really wanted to see the rising star Apple Kid who was tagged in late but made up for it with a series of lariats to Franky and Poo. The Pokey Army tag team tried their usual dirty tactics but Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. had them well scouted and without the help of the other members of Pokey Army the oddcouple tag team that no one thought would go anywhere upset the champions and took the belts after Apple Kid hit the German Suplex Pin on Franky. This is considered a big upset but Franky and Poo were always stronger as singles competitors. This is the first EBW gold for Bowser Jr. and the second time Apple Kid has been a tag champ.



Another C-X-J World Challenge was up next but this was no normal wrestling match. Unified C-X-J Champion Generator would be putting the prestigious belt on the line against Sonic the Hedgehog! EBW's C-X-J Division along with Mallow, Bomberman, and Kirby all gathered around the ring to watch this encounter. The current score is 3-6 and EBW has already lost the possesion of the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles, so if Generator lost his title then it might spell the end of the C-X-J Division. Generator walked down the entrance getting encouragement from his allies on one side and jeers from NCW's group on the other. Sonic made his usual quick entrance, spinning down the entrance way and leaving a cloud of smoke in his wake. The champ was unfazed by the show of speed and continued to warm up in the corner. Then came the bell and the start of the match. Sonic's speed and agility made him almost uncatchable by Generator but the fact that he was limited to the ring helped out and the champ finally got in a take down. The strategy now was to hold on to Sonic and keep him using that speed but it would not be easy. Generator attempted a German Suplex but now before taking several elbows to the face. The impact of the elbows sent Generator stumbling towards the ropes. Sonic ran the ropes on the other side and quickly came at Generator with a lariat that sent him over the ropes onto the floor. As the referee started the 10 count all the fans in the building chanted for Generator as he staggered to his feet and climbed the ropes, but by the time he got all the way back up Sonic was there to meet him with another lariat that sent him even farther back. Things were looking bleak for the champ but he managed to climb back up and get in the ring. As Sonic threw one more lariat Generator ducked the attack and grabbed on to his leg. Sonic struggled to get to the ropes but Generator cinched in the leg lock and wrenched it. Finally Sonic was able to escape but the damage was done. For the remainder of the bout Sonic favored his left leg and was not able to use his signature speed. Generator capitalized on this and captured the victory after hitting his GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. The fans and the C-X-J Division (except Shadow) all cheered Generator grabbed his belt and celebrated the big win. The C-X-J Division wrestlers (except Shadow) climbed into the ring and lifted Generator up in the air. Nerdler also entered the ring ready to interview Generator.

Nerdler: Generator, how does it feel to win this big match?

Generator: I think it's obvious how it feels! Listen I'll make this short and sweet. Alot of people may not like me for what I did in the past buand that's fine but every week I hear more and more chants for Generator. As your Unified C-X-J Champion I will continue to compete at my full potential and defend this belt and EBW from the outside challenges that threaten us. We may be down in the score but we are not out!



EBW C-X-J: 4 The World: 6

It was now time for the two big main events. First King Pokey would have his hands full with King Bowser who has been adamant about bringing the MKPW titles home. After that EBW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor would have his second battle with Mario. NCW World Heavyweight Champion Little Mac would serve as the referee.

King Pokey has led his army to big wins and several titles. He was the holder of three titles himself before losing 2nd Belt to Ness earlier in the night. Now he would face the juggernaut of MKPW King Bowser. This was another match where fans and critics were certain of quick defeat. King Pokey is in the best shape he's ever been in although that isn't saying much. With so much on the line though we were able to see a new side of Pokey who was ready to defend what he had. King Bowser was actually shocked to see the fire in Pokey but he was still able to dominate the match and win after a ring shaking Spikebomb. King Bowser celebrated as the Pokey Army dragged their King away. The titles are finally back in MKPW hands. The night was a total loss for Pokey Army with all the titles and the stake in EBW ownership gone but the cryptic message left earlier by King Pokey still left people on edge.

With one final match to go on the all action PPV, NCW finally made their presense felt. Several members of the roster like Megaman and  Protoman were seated close to the ring for this battle. Little Mac was introduced to a standing ovation as champion and challenger stood face to face in the ring. Viewtiful Trevor is the longest reigning champion in EBW history and he was about to do battle once again with one of the most decorated fighters in the business. The match itself was an early MOTY candidate. Mario and Trevor got good reviews for their scaffold battle in MKPW but this was on a whole other level. The exchanges were brutal and blood flowed early. The fans were on their feet and even Little Mac looked a bit shocked by the action but he served as a good referee and the called the match down the line. After an exchange of finishers both wrestlers were still able to climb to their feet but Trevor was able to finally gain an advantage by dodging a lariat and catching Mario in a solid Cross Armbreaker. Little Mac closed in to see if Mario was going to tap and the fans felt that any minute it would happen. But then in a big shocker Little Mac stomped Trevor and caused him to break up the submission. The fans and Trevor were shocked to see the lovable champion of NCW laughing as it began to sink in that Little Mac had duped us all. Trevor got in the face of the smirking champion but before he could attack Mario grabbed Trevor and dropped him with the Shadow Valley Driver. The fans started to boo and throw trash in the ring as Mario picked up the EBW champ and downed him with another Shadow Valley Driver. 1-2-3! A screwjob and a pin left EBW's ace bleeding in the ring while Mario celebrated with the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. The NCW wrestlers at ringside were seen laughing as Trevor staggered to his feet only to be dropped again by a solid punch from Little Mac. Just as it looks like things are turning around in EBW's battles another enemy makes itself known. Why has Little Mac helped Mario take the EBW belt and what does this have to do with NCW?



EBW/MKPW: Collision
Battle Dome
PPV

1. First Collision
Tanooki W00t/Lucas/Shark #1/Shark #2/The Great KYO beat Hammer Bros. #1/Hammer Bros. #2/Roy Koopa/Koopa Troopa/Link (18:05) when The Great KYO hit the Shining Wizard on Koopa Troopa.
2. C-X-J World Challenge
Diddy Kong/Geno beat Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo (8:16) when Geno hit the Shooting Star Press on Kung Foo.
3. MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack beat Wario/Waluigi (13:46) when MUNK Perry hit the Anaconda Cross Driver on Waluigi.
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -Pokey's 1st Punishment-
Ness beat King Pokey(c), Orange Kid, and Ludwig Von Koopa (10:22) with a PK Thunderbomb on King Pokey to become the new EBW 2nd Belt Championship.
5. Special Singles Match
Donkey Kong Jr. beat Rude (7:03) with the Barrel Roll.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. beat Franky/Poo(c) (14:43) when Apple Kid hit the German Suplex Pin on Franky to become the new EBW Tag Team Champions.
7. C-X-J World Challenge -Unified C-X-J Championship-
Generator(c) beat Soinc (16:06) with the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop.
8. MKPW Mushroom World Championship/MKPW Rated-M Championship -Pokey's 2nd Punishment-
King Bowser beat King Pokey(c) (8:02) with the Spikebomb to become the new MKPW World Champion and MKPW Rated-M Champion.
9. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
Special Referee: Little Mac
Mario beat Viewtiful Trevor(c) (20:04) with the Shadow Valley Driver to become the new EBW World Heavyweight Champion.

 

EBW hit the town of Threed for a two day stint in the Prelude to Bushido Tour. Other then the C-X-J Division most of the roster was divided so the fans would see different wrestlers on the two days. The shows were taped for upcoming episodes of Hyper Circuit.

When the show kicked off King Pokey and Little Mac came to the ring to gloat about NCW's victory over EBW at X-cite.

King Pokey: Hello people of Threed! It is I King Pokey and my business associate NCW World Heavyweight Champion Little Mac.

Little Mac: I would say it's an honor to tag along on this EBW tour but it's not. Frankly your tours are pathetic. Your live show on Boogaloo is pathetic. Hell, EBW is...PATHETIC! In our first skirmish our team dominated you. You can't handle NCW. Tommorow the forces of NCW will come to this small town and show you what real wrestling is.

At that point Brawler SWIFT's music hit.



Brawler SWIFT: The only thing you're going to do tommorow is get sent home with your tail between your legs.

King Pokey: Well if it isn't Brawler SWIFT. Ya know I never go to congratulate you on your big MMA win. Too bad it means nothing here. What are you even doing out here anyway?

Brawler SWIFT: Well you're making another sucky speech and it's turning the fans away. These people came here to see some fights!

Mr. Poochyfud: I agree all you're doing is saying the same things we've heard before. "We are better and will destroy you". "You can't handle our power". "I have a toothache and I put the gel on it but it's not helping".

Brawler SWIFT: Yeah....wait what?

Mr. Poochyfud: The point is we've heard it all before and we're still here. I'm going to have to ask you to leave Little Mac. King Pokey has a tournament match tonight and you're not going to get involved.

Little Mac: Fine, but I will be back tommorow and NCW is coming with me.

Brawler SWIFT: And I'll be there to shut you down.

The opening match of the first day show was a C-X-J World Challenge Rumble. The wrestlers involved were from EBW and NCW but it was everyman for themself. At the same time whoever won would score a point in the EBW C-X-J vs. The World feud. The line up included Generator, Funky Afro Ninja, Kung Foo, Chicken Man, Kirby, Mallow, and Kid Icarus. The fans were treated to nearly twenty minutes of high energy high flying action. For the early part of the match the factions worked together but it wasn't long before they all turned on each other in the quest for victory. The normally dominant Kirby and Mallow were at a disadvantage in this contest as their light weight made them easy to eliminate. At the end it was down to Generator and Kid Icarus. The Unified C-X-J Champion managed to grab Kid Icarus by the wings and toss him out of the ring. The Champion picks up a great win and continues to lead EBW's C-X-J division as they battle The World.

EBW C-X-J: 6 The World: 7 DRAW: 1

The second match was a round 1 match for the Take it Back Tournament. It featured Shadow and Bomberman. This would be the first of two EBW vs. NCW tournament matches. It also happened to be a C-X-J match but the result would not go towards the EBW C-X-J vs. The World scoring. Bomberman could be considered the weak link of NCW's invading force and Shadow could be seen as wrestler on the rise. The former 2 time C-X-J champion and 1 time C-X-J tag champ basically fell off the radar for awhile before emerging as a dominate force in this series. The action was solid and the momentum went back and forth but it seemed like Shadow was doing more damage then Bomberman. After a series of three German Suplexes Shadow managed to kick out of a pin attempt surprisingly quick and turned things around with a Shadow Driver. 1-2-3 Shadow wins the match and becomes the first C-X-J wrestler to advance in the tournament.

King Pokey's tournament match was next, and by luck of the draw he was given the rookie Lucas as his opponent. Lucas is looked at as the future of EBW by many wrestling critics but he is still coming along in his progress. The size difference was also a factor as King Pokey has at least 50 lbs on him. Cheating would not be tolerated so Lucas had this to help him. Lucas was actually able to put up a good fight but Pokey's hard hitting offense got the better of him and finished things off with a Top Rope Splash.

The main event of the first day featured a non-title battle between EBW Tag Team Champions Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. and Franky and Rude. Despite having to battle each other in the tournament Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. seemed to be on good terms and looked ready to take on Franky and Rude. They showed why they are the tag champs with a solid offense and quick tags. Franky is better as a singles wrestler but Rude was formerly in a team with Reno so he actually took the lead role in this match. It was back and forth all the way but Apple Kid hit an out of nowhere Apple Core Crush on Rude and scored a victory. A good win for EBW and the tag champs as the first show came to a close.

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Day two began with the warriors of the C-X-J Division battling NCW's invaders again but this time in a team battle. Generator led the team of Generator, Funky Afro Ninja, and Kung Foo would battle Kirby, Mallow, and Bomberman. The momentum from yesterday's rumble win further motivated EBW's C-X-J division in their war. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Kirby and Mallow were at a disadvantage yesterday but today they were in their environment and brought a tough offense. Bomberman once again proved to be the weak link and was focused on for most of the match. In the end Kung Foo would get the victory for his team after an incredible Van Terminator from one side of the ring to the other! The fans cheered wildly as the quiet member of the C-X-J Division pulled out such a big move and got the pin. NCW's team was obviously unhappy over the loss as EBW is now tied in the scoring.

EBW C-X-J: 7 The World: 7 DRAW: 1

Next up we would see the second tournament match to feature not only C-X-J wrestlers but also have an EBW vs. NCW theme. Chicken Man has always been a solid wrestler but never really rose up the ranks despite his skills and odd gimmick of being half man and hald chicken. In this match with Kid Icarus though he stepped up his game. Maybe it has to do with Shadow's climb back up the ranks. In any case Chicken Man was very good in this encounter. Kid Icarus impressed too. After two average appearances Kid Icarus showed his skills in a singles contest. Unfortunatly for both it took them a bit too long to pick up the pace on each other and they ran out of time. The tournament rules stipulate that after 15 minutes the match would be over and the participants would be eliminated. Tough luck for both wrestlers but they had a good fight.

The next two matches were one sided contests. First up the enigmatic new fighter named Masked Lanta once again made short work of Orange Kid after yet another Massacre Barrage. Their wasn't much to report on this match as it was basically all Masked Lanta once again. He grabbed the mic after the match and demanding tougher opponents and promising to put Orange Kid on the shelf if he was forced to fight him again. Now the next match was a slightly longer contest but still very one sided. Picky Minch was set to take on The Great KYO who came out to different music and a new outfit. This is the third face of The Great KYO we have seen and this form has already earned the title "Devil KYO"!



Picky Minch used his new MMA based offense but surprisingly so did Devil KYO. So it seems that in every form he changes his style and attitude. Picky threw several kicks and punches but they were evaded. Devil KYO then landed a knee to the gut of Picky that sent him reeling backwards. Devil KYO then jumped on Picky and unleahed a flurry of punches. In an MMA match this would have ended their in a TKO but Devil KYO continued to throw punches. Eventually a bloody Picky Minch was able to block the onslaught and force KYO off. Picky tried to mount an offense but KYO threw him off when he switched back to a traditional wrestling style and hit a ring shaking DDT. Picky was down and out but Devil KYO was not done yet as he picked up his opponent and dropped him with a vicious Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-3 The Great KYO remains undefeated in all three of his forms.

It was now main event time. In a show of disrespect Team NCW appeared at the show late, driving up just as the the match between Picky Minch and The Great KYO was starting. Brawler SWIFT would lead the team of MUNK Perry, Jonathan Tack, and The W00t as they battled EBW World Heavyweight Champion Mario, NCW Tag Team Champions Mega Man and Protoman, and Bass. This match was just as much of a brawl as the previous battle they had. Mario has the title that three of the men on Team EBW were fighting for so they focused alot on him. It was a back and forth encounter and neither team seemed to be dominant but late in the bout Brawler SWIFT managed to get Protoman isolated in the EBW corner. Constant attacks were wearing down Protoman and it looked like Brawler SWIFT would take him down with a Muscle Buster but as he hit the move the time limit expired and the match ended in a draw. The fans were upset with the result as were the wrestlers but the match could not be restarted. A violent brawl ensued between the teams as security from both EBW and NCW arrived to break it up. The fans did not like the ending of the match but they ate this brawl up and chanted for EBW as the show came to a close.

EBW: Prelude to Bushido Tour
Two Days in Threed
Boogaloo TV (Hyper Circuit Taping)

Day one

1. C-X-J World Challenge Rumble Style
Generator beat Funky Afro Ninja, Kung Foo, Chicken Man, Kirby, Mallow, and Kid Icarus (19:06) to win the C-X-J Rumble.
2. Take it Back Tournament Round 1
Shadow beat Bomberman (8:46) with a Top Rope Shadow Driver.
3. Take it Back Tournament Round 1
King Pokey beat Lucas (5:51) with a Top Rope Splash.
4. EBW vs. Pokey Army -Non Title Match-
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. beat Franky/Rude (10:43) with the Apple Core Crush on Rude.

Day two

1. C-X-J World Challenge Team Battle
Generator/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Kirby/Mallow/Bomberman (16:14) when Kung Foo hit the Van Terminator on Bomberman.
2. Take it Back Tournament Round 1
Chicken Man vs. Kid Icarus (15:00) went to a Time Limit Elimination.
3. Masked Lanta beat Orange Kid (3:11) with a Massacre Barrage.
4. The Great KYO beat Picky Minch (6:06) with a Cradle Piledriver.
5. EBW vs. NCW
Brawler SWIFT/The W00t/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Mario/Mega Man/Protoman/Bass (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.

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Cards Revealed! Prelude to Bushido tour and The Ultimate EBW Finale!

We have an interesting couple of shows coming up on the Prelude to Bushido Tour. As seen below it will be another two day stint, this time in the far off Tatsumairi Village. We see a couple small shows with some rather different matches then we have seen lately. We also get some big main events with the Minch brothers clashing on the first show and the NCW World Tag Team Champions Mega Man and Protoman defending their belts against Brawler SWIFT and The W00t on the second show. We'll also see the team of Journey having one-on-one encounters with the two new EBW wrestlers that are striking fear in the roster. Jonathan Tack will battle Masked Lanta and MUNK Perry will get a rematch with The Great KYO. So the cards are different to say the least but they are sure to bring in the fans.

EBW: Prelude to Bushido Two Days in Tatsumairi
Tatsumairi Village
Boogaloo TV! (Hyper Circuit Tapings)

Day one

1. Lucas vs. Orange Kid
2. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Shark #1 vs. Shark #2 vs. Franky/Rude
3. EBW vs. NCW
Brawler SWIFT/The W00t vs. Mario/?
4. Battle of the Brothers
Picky Minch vs. King Pokey

Day two

1. Masked Lanta vs. Jonathan Tack
2. Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. vs. Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo
3. The Great KYO vs. MUNK Perry
4. EBW vs. NCW -NCW World Tag Team Championship-
Brawler SWIFT/The W00t vs. Mega Man/Protoman (c)

The card has also been announced for The Ultimate EBW Finale. It will take place in the Battle Dome with a card full of new generation wrestlers. Nani and Paula will usher in the Genesis of the Women's division in the opening bout. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD will team up to take on the odd couple team of Curry Man and Chicken Man in the next bout.  Ness will team with Brawler SWIFT and The W00t as he makes his return against Poo who is also returning and teaming with Franky and Rude. In the final two matches Danny Leung will battle Dave Larmore and M's Style will battle Tracy. These matches will detirmine The Ultimate EBW winner in both the Men's and Women's contests. It's going to be an exciting show so make sure you watch!

The Ultimate EBW Finale
Battle Dome
Boogaloo TV! live special

1. EBW Women's Division -Genesis-
Nani vs. Paula
2. Enter the Next Generation
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Curry Man/Chicken Man
3. Welcome Back Ness & Poo!
Ness/Brawler SWIFT/The W00t vs. Poo/Franky/Rude
4. The Ultimate EBW Finale -Men's Final Battle-
Danny Leung vs. Dave Larmore
5. The Ultimate EBW Finale -Women's Final Battle-
M's Style vs. Tracy

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Day one

The Prelude to Bushido Tour hit Tatsumairi for another two days of EBW action. The shows were a little smaller then the previous two in terms of the overall amount of matches but, the people of Tatsumairi would get to see several big matches including an NCW Tag Team Championship match! The shows were taped for EBW: Hyper Circuit.

The first day opened with a solid bout between the rookie Lucas and Orange Kid. Both wrestlers have faced several tough losses lately but in a singles match one of them would be able to break the losing streak. The match started with the usual back and forth exchanges but Lucas was almost able to end the match early when Orange Kid left himself open to a big headbutt followed by a Snap Suplex and the pin attempt. Orange Kid just made it out of the pin and scrambled to his feet. Orange Kid then forced Lucas into a turnbuckle and started to choke him which almost forced the ref to call the match. Orange Kid let up though and started to slap Lucas repeatedly in the chest. Lucas began to slap back before kicking Orange in the gut and hitting a solid Jawbreaker. 1-2-kickout! Orange Kid kicked out of another pin but he staggered up much more slowly this time. Lucas was ready for him and after a couple more shots he finished off the Pokey Army soldier with a PK Firedriver. Lucas wins the match and shows his progression in a big way. Orange Kid continues to feel the pain of loss.

Speaking of losses, The Sharks have had a hard time adjusting to their new philosophy of fighting fair and it shows if you look at their recent win-loss record. The Sharks have been notorious for their dirty tactics since EBW began but after recently aligning with the EBW Home Army they have tried to go the hero route. Franky and Rude haven't had much success as a team either but the big difference is that they have no problems cheating. This was made very evident during this bout. The Sharks brought a strong offense but were never able to mount any momentum because of the cheating ways of Pokey's Army. Late in the match Rude was taking a beating from Shark #2 but a quick eye gouge allowed him to escape the onslaught and tag in Franky who hit his Come out Swinging lariat with a fist. As he went for the pin Rude ran around the ring and grabbed Shark #1 by the foot which allowed Franky to get he pin and the win for his team. A dirty win for the Pokey Army and another tough loss for The Sharks.

Next up would be a huge tag battle. Brawler SWIFT and The W00t have had an interesting past to say the least. These former rivals have had to step up to defend EBW from the NCW invasion. This night they would team again to battle EBW World Heavyweight Champion Mario and a mystery partner. This partner turned out to be MKPW defector and brother of Mario, Luigi! The Mario Brothers were reunited and for the first time in their career would team in EBW. The fans in attendance quickly realized how big of a deal this was and increased the volume of their SWIFT and W00t chants to get the home team motivated. The match itself was a highly competitive contest. The brawling and new MMA prowess of SWIFT combined with the technical genius of The W00t made a very formidible team. The Mario Brothers on the other hand were slow to start at the beginning and it took some time for them to shake off the rust when it comes to being a team, but when they finally got things going the momentum quickly shifted and NCW's team became the dominant force. As this battle continued King Pokey made his way to ringside a tried to serve as a distraction. The distraction paid off when The W00t turned his attention to the leader of Pokey Army after he grabbed W00t's foot when he ran the ropes. This allowed Mario and Luigi to use their old tag finisher the Run-Jump-Stomp! Mario tagged in, ran the ropes, jumped off Luigi's back, and stomped The W00t down to the mat. Brawler SWIFT was chasing King Pokey and by the time he realized what was going on Mario had scored the pin on The W00t. Team NCW scores another big win in this invasion and has a powerful new ally in Luigi.  Brawler SWIFT and The W00t stood in the ring debating what happened with the ref as The Mario Brothers celebrated.



The main event would see the Minch Brothers collide in a big singles main event. The smaller Minch has become a cult favorite in EBW and has gone from the C-X-J Division to being an underdog in the main event scene. Meanwhile Pokey Minch has gone from enemy to all to enemy of EBW. They have only battled a couple times before which each one getting a win over the other. This was meant to serve as a rubber match and the main event spot was Mr. Poochyfud's way of saying thank you to Picky for his effort at the last PIXEL Fighting show. High energy strong style met bulk power in the best Minch Brothers clash to date. The big match would come to a halt however when Picky Minch started to get the upper hand on his older brother. This caused Pokey to give him a blatant low blow which immediatly ended the match in DQ. The fans booed at Pokey and threw trash at him but the King of Pokey Army was all smiles until War Picky returned. The rage fueled Picky Minch jumped back to his feet and tackled hs brother. From there he locked in a solid Ankle Lock and refused to let go even as Pokey was tapping and screaming. The fans were cheering the surprise re-emergence of the furious Picky Minch as security tried to break this up. Eventually WAR Picky let up and allowed Pokey Army to carry away their leader. Picky Minch got the DQ victory and it looks like he caused damage to King Pokey's ankle as the show came to a close.



Day two

The second show in Tatsumairi featured 4 more matches with 2 big singles matches, an inter-division tag match, and an NCW World Tag Team Championship match.



The opening match featured Journey's Jonathan Tack taking on the rising killer Masked Lanta. The enigmatic Great KYO could be seen watching this bout as Tack is rumored to be his round 2 opponent in the Take it Back Tournament. Masked Lanta has made short work of his opponents so far without giving up much of his style for study and analysis. This means that wrestlers still don't know what to expect from this formidible new opponent. Today Masked Lanta made a grand entrance by jumping from the EBWtron. Jonathan Tack showed no signs that the intimidation attempt worked and he made the motion for Lanta to get into the ring. The former interpromotional superstar has made EBW his permanent home and the fans love him both as a singles wrestler and a member of the popular tag team Journey. This match was a stiff bloodfest. Fans erupted in cheers as Tack and Lanta kicked the tar out of each other. At one point they both kicked at the same time their shins collided. The fans cringed as you could hear the impact from the stands. Luckily neither opponent suffered a broken shin but you can bet they both have a giant bruise. The kick fest continued before Tack changed things up with a DDT. This is the most offense anyone had gotten on Lanta since his debut. Tack only managed to get a one count on the pin attempt and Masked Lanta quickly jumped to his feet and landed a big kick to Tack's face. Tack in turn managed to kick out of Lanta's pin attempt. Masked Lanta was visibly angry (you could tell even though he's wearing that mask  :D) as Tack managed to evade the Massacre Barrage so he tackled the former Tag Team Champion and began to choke him. Despite warnings Lanta continued to choke Tack and ended up getting himself disqualified. Fans booed as Lanta threw chairs and pushed over fans as he stormed away. Jonathan Tack got a round of applause when he rose to his feet as he is the first wrestler to have been able to stand up to Masked Lanta. It was a great match with an undesired ending.

Next up was an interpromotional tag match featuring featuring current EBW Tag Team Champions Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. who are now calling themselves "BRASH" as they battled former EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo. The match was closer then many expected as Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo stepped up to meet the challenge of he odd couple team that are now at the tops of EBW's Tag Team Division. However the C-X-J team weren't prepared for the ferocious Bowser Jr. who finished off the match when he hit the Spikebomb on Funky Afro Ninja.

A singles rematch was up next as MUNK Perry battle The Great KYO. KYO has been throwing fans and opponents off with his many "faces". He has competed as The Great KYO, Kyo, and Devil KYO and now fans are left wondering which one they will see when he fights. This time they would get The Great KYO who entered with his shadowy entourage. This crazy fighter has quickly become the man to watch in EBW. His eccentricity and performance in matches have quickly risen his status within EBW. MUNK Perry fell to KYO in the first round of the Take it Back Tournament after getting blasted with that mist The Great KYO spits during matches and a Shining Wizard. With KYO-Tack possibly coming up in round 2 of the tournament alot of eyes were on this match...especially Jonathan Tack's. MUNK Perry put up a much better fight in this match, even dominating KYO on a few occasions but the mist came into play once again and a Cradle Piledriver sealed the deal for The Great KYO. Mr. Poochyfud came out with a mic in hand before KYO could leave the ring.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hello Kyo....Great KYO...whatever you want to call yourself. Ya know you are an awesome talent to have signed up the roster. You bring alot of interest to EBW and your matches are always good. But I have to question your use of that mist. Now I know that in EBW we haven't made the use of that mist illegal but I really want to see if you can advance to the finals of the tournament without using it. That is why at the next X-cite when we end this tournament the use of that mist will be banned! Good Luck!

The Great KYO: ..........

The big main event saw Brawler SWIFT and The W00t team up once again, but this time it would be against Mega Man and Protoman of NCW and the NCW World Tag Team Titles would be on the line. This was an even better tag match then the EBW vs. NCW tag match from the last show. The action was fast with SWIFT and W00t once again stepping up to combat the invaders. Mega Man and Protoman have been a team for years in NCW and before that in Capcom Pro.  This experience helped them combat SWIFT and W00t who are more used to singles combat. EBW World Heavyweight Champion Mario and his brother Luigi came down to ring side and the fans immediatly started to boo. An "EBW" chant erupted as The W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Protoman. But instead of making the pin attempt he quickly tagged in SWIFT before diving out of the ring and smashing into Mario and Luigi which got a HUGE reaction from the crowd. Mega Man was unphased by the move and quickly moved on to SWIFT who was about to pin Protoman. Before the Brawler could react he was dropped with the Blue Bomber. Mega then dragged Proto man over SWIFT as the ref made the count. 1-2-KICKOUT! SWIFT fought out of the pin and struggled to his feet, but waiting for him was Mega Man who hit yet another Blue Bomber. 1-2-KICKOUT! SWIFT kicked out again at 2.9. By this time Protoman had recovered from W00t's finisher, and this time he hit his Protobomber finisher on SWIFT. 1-2-3! SWIFT kicked out immediatly after the 3 but it was .1 second too late. The champs retain their titles and NCW picks up yet another big win on EBW. The alliance between Pokey Army and NCW has so far been successful. EBW is struggling to combat the over whelming wrestling empire. But we won't give up! EBW will continue to fight! The tour is over but the war will continue this week on X-cite when the 2nd and finals rounds of the Take it Back Tournament will take place...

EBW: Prelude to Bushido Two Days in Tatsumairi
Tatsumairi Village
Boogaloo TV! (Hyper Circuit Tapings)

Day one

1. Lucas beat Orange Kid (13:04) with a PK Firedriver.
2. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Franky/Rude beat Shark #1 vs. Shark #2 (15:23) when Franky hit the Come out Swinging! on Shark #2.
3. EBW vs. NCW
Mario/Luigi beat Brawler SWIFT/The W00t (18:56) when Mario hit the Run-Jump-Stomp! on The W00t.
4. Battle of the Brothers
Picky Minch beat King Pokey (9:44) by DQ.

Day two

1. Jonathan Tack beat Masked Lanta (8:18) by DQ.
2. Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. beat Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo (16:14) when Bowser Jr. hit the Spikebomb on Funky Afro Ninja.
3. The Great KYO beat MUNK Perry (18:11) with a Cradle Piledriver.
4. EBW vs. NCW -NCW World Tag Team Championship-
Mega Man/Protoman(c) beat Brawler SWIFT/The W00t (16:09) when Mega Man hit the Proto Bomber on Brawler SWIFT.

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Reno: Hello EBW fans, I'm EBW Executive Assistant Reno alongside Nerdler for this Boogaloo TV! special!

Nerdler: That's right Mr. Reno tonight we are going to see the big finale of The Ultimate EBW. The show will take place tonight from the Battle Dome! But before then you can catch up on the entire season right now. That's right we're having a marathon of every episode today on Boogaloo TV!

Reno: If you've already seen all the episodes of TUE then stick around anyways. During the day we are going to have some news on the finale show and we're even going to reveal the coaches for The Ultimate EBW Season 2!

Nerdler: The production for the show is so streamlined and Boogaloo TV! wants more TUE so expect the second season to come out surprisingly fast.

Reno: Ok right now it's time for the first episode of TUE. Here we met the cast for the first time and things quickly took a turn towards the crazy side when former EBW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor made the first of several cameos.

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EPISODE 1



Mr. Poochyfud: That's it, take it down. A little bit more to the left. We have to get the cameras in there somehow!

Ness: What is going on here?! Mr. Poochyfud, what are you doing at my house?

Mr. Poochyfud: Oh hello there Ness. Well after much thought I decided that this would be the perfect place to house our new EBW talent!

Ness: IN MY HOUSE?!?!?

Mr. Poochyfud: Oh this is your house? That is an amazing coincidence. Poo is the one who pointed this place out. You didn't know about this did you?

Poo: Oh, I had no idea....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr. Poochyfud: Oops! Oh well we already got most of the stuff setup. We'll have to use this place.

Ness: But what about my Mom and Sister? They live here too.

Ness's Mom: Oh don't worry son we were paid very well from Mr. Poochyfud. I've already bought this wonderful fur coat and I'm about to go to Summers where I'll be vactioning while your little show is being filmed.

Mr. Poochyfud: This is your mother Ness? Wow, I didn't know your last name was...

Ness: This is crazy! What about Tracy? Isn't my sister going to Summers too?

Ness's Mom: No she can't go, she's on the show. Goodbye Ness!

Ness: On the show? Oh.....my.......G...



Narrator: This is the first episode of The Ultimate EBW. Here you will see new stars being trained to become EBW stars. Team Ness and Team Poo will be formed with 2 men and 2 women on each team. Unlike others shows the wrestlers will not be eliminated but instead their performance on the show will detirmine their spot on the card. For the first season their will be a male and female winner. The winners of the contest will get a high profile debut match on PPV and $10,000. They will all live together and train together in preperation for The Ultimate EBW finale when two champions in the making will rise to the challenge and begin the path to wrestling greatness. You can expect all of this and more on this season of The Ultimate EBW - Team Ness vs. Team Poo! Now the introduction of this season's contestants.

Name: Danny Leung
"The depressed mat technician"



Danny Leung: Hi......I'm Danny. For most of my dark life I've been an outcast...driven away from society....unwanted by the "normal" people. When I'm not stewing about the depressing world around me I'm playing video games and playing my guitar. I also happen to be a decent mat worker in the craft of wrestling. I joined this show so I could become a professional wrestler and perhaps bring some light into my otherwise dark exsistence.

Name: Sal Paradise
"The pro wrestling casanova"



Sal Paradise: Well hello there. Sal Paradise is the name but you can just call me Sal. I'm here to bring a little class to EBW. I'm a sophisticated lothario who likes to think...but loves to fight. If I weren't a talented wrestler I could've used my vast fortune to buy a spot on the show but I guess this is more..."honorable". EBW wanted me on this show for two reasons. Wrestling skill.....and sex appeal. Oooooh yeah.

Name: Dave Larmore
"Silent METAL"



Dave Larmore: .....................

Camerman: Hey......hey man....you're supposed to say something about yourself.

Dave Larmore: I don't *bleep* feel like *bleep* talking! EBW needs some *bleep* metal and I'm here to bring it! I'm done talking now point me to whoever I have to kill to get into EBW.

Name: Jamie OD
"Maniac Soccer Hooligan"



Jamie OD: Good day ya pansies! People call me Jaime OD but you can call me.......Jaime OD! Some people call me a soccer hooligan but my mom tends to call me homicidal...but that's not important! I like wrestling and I LOVE to KICK! Mess with me and it's a soccer kick to the face. EBW will never be the same....OY!

Name: M's Style
"Sexy Stong Style"



M's Style: Hey there EBW fans you can call me M's Style. It's going to be awesome bringing women's wrestling to EBW. I've been training to be a wrestler while attending school. It's been hard work but I'm ready! I carry my school books with me to remind myself of the hard work I've put into this. I hope to...



Viewtiful Trevor: Hey hey M's Style! I'm Viewtiful Trevor....former...EBW World Heavyweight Champion. Impressive huh? I also sort of work with the coaches on the show. Listen, after you're done taping this show if your not busy I was wondering if.....



M's Style: Anyways, I hope to entertain you and show that women's wrestling will be an exciting addition to EBW!

Name: Paula
"Psychic Chick"



Paula: Hey I'm Paula. Many of EBW's fans probably already know me as Ness's girlfriend. I'm here cause I want to prove that I can step into the ring and fight just like Ness. I've asked for no special attention on the show and I plan on winning by my own abilities. I just hope Ness or Poo can handle me. Who put this hole in the wall?

Name: Tracy
"Miss Supernova"



Tracy: Hi, I'm Tracy the sister of EBW supernova Ness. That means you can call me Miss Supernova. Just look at me as the female equivalent of Ness in terms of wrestling ability. Anything he can do I can do. I plan on dominating the women's division just like Ness has dominated.

Name: Nani
"Mysterious traveler from Dalaam"



Nani: I come from Dalaam where wrestling stars like Poo, Kung Foo, and Master Lu got their start. I bring the same dominant strong style to the women's division that they have brought. You don't need to know anything else about my background...just watch my performance in the ring.

Narrator: Now that you have met the wrestlers it is time to find out which team they will be on for this season.



Mr. Poochyfud: Now that you've all a chance to meet what do you think of the new recruits?

Poo: None of them will ever be as good as I am but I can think of a couple who can win this?

Ness: I'm still just shocked that not only is this being filmed in my house but you also got my girlfriend and sister to agree to be on the show without me knowing. I mean what the hell man! That being said I got my picks figured out.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok we flipped a coin earlier and Ness will get to pick a member of his team first.

Ness: Paula!

Mr. Poochyfud: Hmmm should've seen that coming. Ok Poo your turn.

Poo: Hahahaha Tracy!

Ness: Arg!

Mr. Poochyfud: And Poo picks Ness's sister. This will turn out well. Ok Ness your turn.

Ness: Sal Paradise

Sal Paradise: Heh alright.

Mr. Poochyfud: Poo go!

Poo: Danny Leung

Danny Leung: First time I've ever been picked for anything...not that you care.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ness go!

Ness: M's Style

M's Style: I won't let you down!

Poo: Nani

Ness: Dave Larmore

Poo: Jamie OD

Jamie OD: HUZZAH!

Poo: Yeah whatever.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok we have the teams so now you get to go to your rooms and get a tour of the house. Ness, since this is your house why don't you show the guys to your room and take the girl's to Tracy's room.

Dave Larmore: We all have to stay in the same *bleep* rooms?! Then why the *bloop* are we breaking up into teams if we have to *bong* live in the same rooms?!?!

Mr. Poochyfud: Because I was unaware that this house only had two bedrooms. Seriously Ness where did your mom sleep?

Ness: You know something....I have no idea. Anyways let's head upstairs.

Narrator: So now that the teams were formed it was time to see how they all got along in their rooms.

Team Ness
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Sal Paradise
M's Style
Dave Larmore
Paula

Team Poo
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Danny Leung
Nani
Jamie OD
Tracy



Sal Paradise: Hope you guys don't mind if I bring some ladies over.

Danny Leung: But we all have to sleep like right next to each other almost.

Sal Paradise: So?

Danny Leung: ......Could you bring a girl for me?

Sal Paradise: I would...but you're not on my team.

Danny Leung: Fate strikes another blow. Like I care. We'll see who gets the chicks when I win this contest. Then my emotional pain shall finally cease.

Sal Paradise: You want to feel some real pain amigo?

Jamie OD: Guys! You wanna have a jumping contest? Wheee! Wheee! Wheeeeee!

Danny Leung: You sir have way too much energy.

Dave Larmore: This *bleep* arcade machine isn't METAL enough! WHERE'S THE BLOOD AND GORE!



Tracy: Sorry if the room isn't big enough.

Paula: I knew what to expect. Ness and I always used to come in here to make o.....uh oh.

Nani: Busted!

M's Style: This place will suit me just fine.

Tracy: At least it smells better then Ness's room. No need to worry about those guys in here.......



Paula: Picky Minch?! What were you doing in the ceiling?

Picky Minch: I wasn't spying! AHHHHHH!

Narrator: After getting used to their new living space the fighters were then broken up into their teams and taken to their first day of training. Ness introduced his team to the dojo they would be using for training...



Ness: A good friend of mine is letting me use his dojo for this show. We have workout equipment and wrestling mats. Everything we need. Just watch what doors you open....alot of strange stuff in this place.

M's Style: Why are their Mountain Dew cans all over the place?

Ness: Yeah.....we're gonna have to clean those up...that's part of the deal of using this place. Ok let's get to it!

Narrator: Meanwhile Poo took his crew out for some "outside training".



Poo: To recieve my training you must have speed. So if you can dodge these vehicles then you can dodge anything.

Nani: I'm pretty sure you ripped this off from some movie.

Poo: Quiet! You're next!

Nani: Awww crap!

Danny Leung: Maybe I'll just stand in the road and let them hit me.

Poo: What's wrong with you? What's with the depression?

Danny Leung: Chicks dig it.

Jamie OD: Guys....GUYS! Ok I have to admit this is fun! Whoooooooooooo.........

Tracy: Ow! That's gotta hurt.

Narrator: After the first day of training the contestants met Mr. Poochyfud at an empty EBW arena.



Mr. Poochyfud: So how is it going so far guys and gals? You all know where we are now right? This is EBW arena where our wrestlers do battle in an 8-sided ring for glory and to entertain the fans. This is also where YOU will be doing battle. Ness and Poo will decide who fights who and after several more days of training the first match will take place. Remember, you won't be eliminated from the show since you've already signed contracts but the better you do on this show the better your initial standing will be in EBW. Plus their is $10,000 dollars at stake for both winners. I wish you all the best of luck in the coming weeks.



Mr. Poochyfud: Ok, I know you guys don't get along much these days and I know that technically Poo is a member of a group that probably wishes I were dead but this is a great cast and they need great coaches so you're going to have to put aside your blood feud and have a good ol' fashioned friendly competition.

Poo: Yeah right.

Ness: I wouldn't count on it Mr. Poochyfud but I'll do what I gotta do.

Mr. Poochyfud: Now I'll be leaving the house and it will be up to you two to maintain order. I'd also like you to put together your list of matches. Goodnight!

Poo: ........Ness........

Ness: .......Poo.........

Narrator: The first day is over and the teams are formed. But this is only the beginning. Can Ness and Poo decide on a list of matches? Who will win The Ultimate EBW?



Narrator: And who is going to fix this hole? Find out next week on The Ultimate EBW!

 

Reno: You just watched the fourth episode of The Ultimate EBW. Before we move on to the fifth we have received some news of a sighting of sorts at the house that was used for The Ultimate EBW. We take you now to Nerdler in northern Onett.



Nerdler: Thank you Mr. Reno. Earlier today the cast of The Ultimate EBW gathered for a final time before the show tonight. The press and fans flooded them with questions and it was quite the scene. The main reason we are out here however is the rumor that former EBW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor arrived several minutes after the cast headed off to the Battle Dome. We were hoping he would still be here but it seems he has left.

Reno: This would have been the first sighting of Trevor since he began his training with Master Lu. We have recieved zero news on how the training has gone. At one point a camera crew headed to Trevor's Dojo to get his comments on the show but all they found were the remnants of his pony tail. The episodes of TUE with Trevor feature him before the training. Well enough with the updates let's get back to the marathon with episode 5.

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Nani: So I haven't seen Trevor hanging around lately. Do you think he finally gave up?

M's Style: I doubt it.

Nani: Well he obviously likes you.

M's Style: He is persistent that's for sure. I respect his fighting spirit.

Nani: You like him too don't you?

M's Style: .........

Nani: *Gasp* You do!

Trevor: She does?!?.....ooops...

M's Style: Excuse me Nani, I have to take out the trash.



Viewtiful Trevor: SHE LIKES MEEEEEEEEE!!!! OW!



Narrator: So far on The Ultimate EBW we've seen battles, romance, and controversy. This week we will see what Sal Paradise and Jamie OD have to offer...



Jamie OD: Alot has been going on during this show. Here I am trying to enjoy a pint of guinness and all of a sudden Danny and Nani are an item and my team is rebelling against their coach. I was just here doing my own thing until last week when I stepped into the action. Poo was crossing a line so the hooligan had to step in. Apparently no one wants to play soccer but they enjoy drama...go figure. So anyways now Poo refuses to coach anyone on his team except Larmore and Tracy cause they play by his rules. Well that's fine for Nani cause she is already out of the contest but what about me? I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and give Sal Paradise a kick straight to the head.



Sal Paradise: I'd like to think of myself as uniter. I mean thanks to me Danny and Nani are closer then ever. You're welcome lovebirds. I'd also like to think of myself as the most suave and talented wrestler on this show. Who else can do what I can do with a suit jacket on? Who else can keep his hair perfect during a match? Jamie OD is quite the character and I might even take the guy clubbing with me after this show. But he won't be able to beat me. I'm going to win this match and go on to win this contest.



Ness: Come on Sal we've got to pick up the pace on your training! Take off that jacket we're going to get down to business.

Sal Paradise: Oh you must dreaming sir. I never take off my jacket. When I kick ass I look good doing it. EBW fans crave sex appeal and they're going to get it.

Ness: Ok but wouldn't you like to win this contest so you can win $10,000 and the big PPV match?

Sal Paradise: Like I need any more money. Don't worry amigo I plan on winning this. Their is only one thing that takes my focus off victory and last time I checked I'm not wrestling one of the women. ;)



Poo: What are you doing down there Jamie?

Jamie OD: Running laps! I have to train myself since you won't do your job.

Poo: You've got spirit. Why don't you come back with me to the gym. I have something I want to talk to you about.



Paula: Don't get me wrong Tracy, I understand that we were fighting to win but what are you doing listening to Poo?!? You nearly ripped my hair out. I thought we were friends?

Tracy: We can be friends as long as you stay out of my way. But when Miss Supernova needs to beat you then I'm going to do everything I can to win. You were in my way so I moved you by force!

Danny Leung: Umm...trying to watch some tv here....

Viewtiful Trevor: M's Style is just so awesome. She's taken my heart and pounded it into loving submission. I'm pretty sure now that she likes me, I just need to reach her somehow. What do you think?

Dave Larmore: Why the *bleep* are you asking me! I don't give a *bloop*!

Danny Leung: Can't hear the show...not that you care....could we take this conversation into the other room please?

The W00t: HA HA! Cameo Appearance!

Nani: QUIET!!!

Paula: .....

Tracy: .....

Viewtiful Trevor: ......

Dave Larmore: .....

The W00t: ......

Danny Leung: ......yeah......that's what I thought.

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Narrator: The time has come for the last match of The Ultimate EBW!

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok so the women's contest is down to M's Style versus Tracy in the finaly and hopefully we'll have the finale match for the men's contest now. I say hopefully because we've had some issues with the men's matches but tonight should be different.....I hope. Ok Jamie OD and Sal Paradise let's do this thing.

Casanova vs. Hooligan
Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD

Jamie OD: Wait wait hold on Sal. Before we start this match I got a proposition for you.

Mr. Poochyfud: What's going on? Start the match!

Poo: Hold on Poochyfud let's see where he is going with this.

Sal Paradise: A proposition huh? I'm listening.

Jamie OD: Listen, we already know that you're rich. We also know that you're an awesome wrestler. So why even bother with this match? You don't need the money and you'll rise up the ranks of EBW based on your skill. Wouldn't you rather be partying with some ladies right now?

Sal Paradise: Ladies?!?

Jamie OD: Yeah! You are a casanova right? I have four ladies that I found who would love to spend some time with you. But they want you right now!

Sal Paradise: Four?!

Jamie OD: Yep, four lovely ladies with Sal fever. What's it going to be? The match or the women?

Sal Paradise: Hmmm let me think....bye!



Mr. Poochyfud: What?!? What's going on here? Sal?!? Reno, bring him back! He's going to be counted out of the ring!

Reno: He's gone sir!

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok what the hell just happened?

Ness: It seems to me that Jamie OD discovered Sal's only weakness.....he likes big butts and he can not lie.

Mr. Poochyfud: Seriously?!?! This is happening again! Poo what did you do?

Poo: Hey, you have no proof that I had anything to do with this. It was great though. You're alright in my book Jamie OD.

Mr. Poochyfud: Jamie OD what were you thing?!?

Jamie OD: I've had a change of heart. Winning at all costs is the way to go.

Poo: Now you're paying attention!

Mr. Poochyfud: This is rediculous! Do you all want to be *bleep* EBW wrestlers or not?!?!

Ness: Whoa....

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok...this is how it is going down. Next week is the last episode of The Ultimate EBW and we're going to have one final match. Forget what I said about a triple threat finale for the men. Next week we will have a tag match between all four wrestlers. We'll mix the teams so a Team Ness wrestler is paired with a Team Poo wrestler. That way Poo won't be able to screw anyone over without hurting his own team. Their will be no cheating and the match WILL happen or you will be fired on the spot! It's going to be......Danny Leung and......Dave Larmore versus Jamie OD and Sal Paradise. The winning team will go on to face each other at the finale so if you want to win you WILL get along with your tag partner. Everybody get out of my sight! Be back here in 1 week!

Narrator: So another match is ruined by the scheming Poo and Mr. Poochyfud has been forced to add one more match. This match will take place next week and it will detirmine the two men who join M's Style and Tracy at The Ultimate EBW Finale! Tune in to see all the action as this match WILL happen.

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Reno: Well EBW fans we hope you enjoyed this marathon of The Ultimate EBW. Make sure to tune in tonight for The Ultimate EBW Finale live on Boogaloo TV! Now enjoy the season finale. Closure is reached, feelings are revealed, and it's got an ending you won't forget....or maybe you will. Enjoy!

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M's Style: .....



M's Style: .....



M's Style: .....



M's Style: *Sigh*


THE SEASON FINALE



Nani: M's.....hey M's Style. Is something wrong?

M's Style: ......no....nothing is wrong.

Mr. Poochyfud: Is everybody here? Good, now the meeting can begin. Ok everybody as you know this is the final week in the house before you all begin your EBW careers. Some of you will have to start at the bottom and work your way up, while others will be higher up on the card and $10,000 richer. At the end of this week we're going to have a tag match pitting Danny Leung and Dave Larmore against Jamie OD and Sal Paradise. The winning team will go on to face each other at the finale show in the Eagleland Battle Dome! They will join M's Style and Tracy who have already moved on to the finals. Now I'm going to mix things up for this final week and have the tag teams train together even though they are on opposite teams. Each team is also going to get a special coach to train with for a week while Ness and Poo continue to train the other contestants in preperation for your EBW debuts. You'll meet with your special guest judges later today. Ok everyone, let's get to work.



Danny Leung: .....

Dave Larmore: ..........What the *bleep*!? When is this *bleep* going to get here!

Danny Leung: .....

Dave Larmore: ..........*bleep*.......



Danny Leung: Hey look...it's a rope....not that you care.



Danny Leung: Oh wow it's.....



Generator: Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HIGH VOLTAGE BABY!!! That's right it is I the Unified C-X-J Champion!

Dave Larmore: Oh *bleep* you've got to be *bloop* me! I don't want to learn about your flippy *bleep*.

Danny Leung: Why not? It might help you actually beat me next time we fight....I doubt it though.

Dave Larmore: You watch your *bleep* mouth!

Generator: Guys! You should know by now that Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaa HIGH VOLTAGE is more then just flippy lightweight. I've got agility and technical skills. I'm the total package of EBW. This week we're going to train hard. Dave, no alcohol this week.

Dave Larmore: AHHHHHHHH *bleep* YOU!!!

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Narrator: Generator was selected as the coach for Danny Leung and Dave Larmore. Meanwhile outside the house Jamie OD and Sal Paradise were waiting for their coach.

Sal Paradise: When is this guy going to get here. I've got things to do.

Jamie OD: I have no idea. Hey how did it go with those ladies last week?

Sal Paradise: When Sal is on the job...it's always paradise.

Jamie OD: Oh.......so good or bad?

Sal Paradise: Good.

Jamie OD: Right on! Hey here comes out coach!

Sal Paradise: Alright, it's The W00t. That guy is a pimp! Chicks dug the Tanooki Suit.

The W00t: Hey guys, you ready train with The W00t?

Jamie OD: Yeah! Hey you play soccer? Catch this!



Sal Paradise: You missed!

Retro 80's Yuppie: Ow my face!

The W00t: If you ask me he was spot on. Ha ha!

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Narrator: One week passed with the teams training with their coaches. A rather quiet week for the group as it seems that everyone had finally gotten down to business with training. At last the day had come and the big tag team match was about to take place...



Mr. Poochyfud: Ok guys after a week of extra training with Generator and The W00t it is time for the tag match. Remember winning team moves on to the finals. No cheating and the match must be completed. If the time limit expires you just keep going till a winner is declared. Teams, one final time, let's do this!

Battle Final of The Ultimate EBW
Danny Leung/Dave Larmore vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD

Danny Leung and Sal Paradise kicked off this contest. Danny tried to shoot and take this to the ground but almost got his head kicked off in the process. Danny Leung managed to avoid the kick and close in but Sal blocked the take down and landed a knee. Danny fell back and suffered several more kicks by Sal who then tagged in Jamie OD who landed even more kicks. Danny had to fight back to his corner where he tagged in Dave Larmore who quickly pushed Jamie OD to the ground where he began to land vicious punches to his face. The tables were turned and now Jamie OD was fighting to return to his corner. When the tag was made Sal Paradise quickly jumped onto the turnbuckle and unleashed the Flying Hip Attack. From this point forward it was back and forth with quick tags being made. Danny Leung made up for his slow start with a tight Rear Naked Choke on Sal Paradise that almost forced him to tap until Jamie OD landed a skull shattering Soccer Kick. Surprisingly Danny Leung did not black out and instead rose up to exchange blows with Jamie OD. Danny was gassing out after taking a serious beating yet he continued to impress and stay active in the match. After knocking Sal Paradise off the side of the ring Danny was met with a Yakuza Kick that sent him to the mat. Just as he got the tag Jamie OD smashed him with yet another Soccer Kick. Dave Larmore waited for Jamie OD to actually kick Danny in the head before jumping into the ring and unleashing a flurry of punches. A bloody Danny Leung looked on as Dave continued to land blow after blow before picking up Jamie OD and dropping him with the Jagerbomb. 1-2-3 Danny Leung and Dave Larmore win the match and advance to the finals of The Ultimate EBW!

Battle Final of The Ultimate EBW
Danny Leung/Dave Larmore beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (15:13) when Dave Larmore hit the Jagerbomb on Jamie OD.

Mr. Poochyfud: Very good! That match deserved to be on a pay per view! Great job to all four of you. We chose well signing you all to contracts. Despite some earlier problems I know that all four of you are worthy of joining EBW. Danny Leung and Dave Larmore will now battle once again but this time it will be to detirmine the men's winner of The Ultimate EBW contest. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD put up a great fight too. I wouldn't worry about the loss. Your place on the card is secure. What a good way to end this show. Thank you all for a great season. Tommorow you can all go home knowing you're going to be EBW wrestlers. I'll see you then.

Narrator: A final battle was fought and now the contestants of The Ultimate EBW would have to say goodbye until their tenure with the EBW main brand began.



Nani: Hey Danny! I was wondering if.....well....would you like to come home with me to Dalaam?

Danny Leung: Really?

Nani: Yeah, I mean why be apart when we can spend more time together back in Dalaam.

Danny Leung: That sounds great....but I haven't been homes in months and my blog needs to be updated.

Nani: Danny just come home with me!

Danny Leung: Yeah ok!

Sal Paradise: Heh...look at those lovebirds. The Sal Paradise guide to love works everytime.

Paula: You miss him don't you?

M's Style: Who?

Paula: Trevor, he hasn't been around in a while has he?

M's Style: Oh I didn't really notice.

Paula: Yeah right. I'm sure he's busy getting ready for his big match. I hear your love slave has challenged Little Mac to an MMA match for the NCW title.

M's Style: He did?

Paula: Yep, probably training really hard for the big fight. Say before we go their is something I need to ask you. Ness mentioned that you were kicked out of your school but he doesn't know why. Why were you kicked out?

M's Style: Wha?....oh look at the time I need to start packing!

Paula: Huh? Wait!



Ness: So...I guess we ended this thing in a tie.

Poo: .........I guess so. I'll have to break this when I beat you for the EBW 2nd Belt.

Ness: I would LOVE to see you try.

Poo: Oh I will. At the Bushido pay per view......that title is mine!

Ness: We'll see...



Mr. Poochyfud: Well here we are. The same place this show began. I guess this is it.

Ness: Yep.......

Poo: ........

Mr. Poochyfud: Um....anyone wanna say something?

Sal Paradise: ........

Danny Leung: ........

M's Style: .......

Mr. Poochyfud: Anybody?

Tracy: .........

Paula: .........

Jamie OD: ......

Nani: .......

Dave Larmore: ..........*bleep* this show!

Mr. Poochyfud: Well said Dave. Well I guess this is the end then.......probably going to put a flashback montage up when this airs on TV.

Sal Paradise: I think you should end it like The Soprano's.

Mr. Poochyfud: What? That would be.....



END OF SEASON 1

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Mr. Poochyfud: Welcome EBW fans to The Ultimate EBW FINALE! Tonight you will see the culmination of weeks of training and battles. Danny Leung will battle Dave Larmore and M's Style will battle Tracy. The winners will be crowned the first Ultimate EBW winners. Are you ready to see some action?!?! Then let's do this thing!



The time had finally come for EBW's next generation to show what they were made of. The hope for this show was that the new roster additions would be able to draw in a crowd and gladly that is exactly what happened. Fans packed the Battle Dome to watch a show that focused on wrestlers who haven't even wrestled on the main brand yet. This shows just how many people watched The Ultimate EBW and how the show will be able to help the company thrive.

The opening match would be the first ever Women's match on an EBW main brand show. The title of the match was Genesis and it featured Nani taking on Paula.



The fans were excited to see this woman's match and you could tell by the loud cheers that these two were already fan favorites without even starting the match yet. When the bell rang Nani and Paula charged each other. Paula dodged Nani's lariat attempt and managed a takedown on Ness's girlfriend. She continued to control the match in the early portions until Paula hit a jump spin kick that sent Nani flying back against the ropes. When she bounced off the ropes Paula was waiting to hit her lariat but Nani again dodged the attempt, got behind Paula, and hit a German Suplex. 1-2-Kickout! The fans were obviously impressed with Paula's stamina as she continued to fight on with alot of energy. Nani seemed just a little more ready for the match though and claimed victory after hitting the Shiranui (Sliced Bread #2). Nani wins the first women's match in the EBW main brand.



The second match saw TUE wrestlers Sal Paradise and Jamie OD teaming up to take on the odd but competitive team of Curry Man and Chicken Man. The Casanova and Hooligan showed that they can team well together in the last episode of TUE but would they be able to stand up to the opposition in the EBW main brand? Sal Paradise kicked off the match against the King of Spice by kicking him the gut and taking him down. Curry Man barely avoided an Armbar and made the quick tag to Chicken Man rushed in with a flurry of kicks and chops. Sal then quickly tagged in Jamie OD who immediatly unleashed a high kick to the side of Chicken Man's head. The rest of the match was back and forth as Sal and Jamie proved that they belonged in EBW. The big upset came at 11:16 when Jamie OD hit a BIG Soccer Kick to the side of Chicken Man's head and got the win 1-2-3! The Ultimate EBW contestants won their first match in the EBW main brand!

We then cut to backstage where Nerdler was standing with Danny Leung and Nani.



Nerdler: First off Nani congratulations on the big win. You've not only introduced women's wrestling to the main brand but you've also set yourself up to move up the ranks quickly.

Nani: Thank you. I hope that I can continue to impress the fans with my fighting skills.

Nerdler: Now onto Danny Leung. Danny, you have a chance to exact revenge on Poo by beating his student and at the same time you can become the winner of The Ultimate EBW. What are your thoughts on this?

Danny Leung: I'd tell you but I'm too depressed.

Nani: DANNY!

Danny Leung: I'm ready to do this. Few things in life give me purpose and drive....this is one of them....Nani is another one of them.

Nani: Awww!

Nerdler: Great this guy gets a girl and I still live with my mother.....let's get back to the action!



The third match saw the returns of Ness and Poo as they rejoined their teams to battle in a 6-man tag. Ness teamed with Brawler SWIFT and The W00t to take on Poo with Franky and Rude. The fans were excited to see Ness but booed heavily when Poo and the Pokey Army soldiers made their entrance. The teams collided in a great contest. Ness and Poo started the match to the delight of the crowd but the ring rust was evident and it wasn't long before SWIFT was tagged in. Poo in turn tagged in Franky and a chop fest ensued. Late in the match THE W00t had Rude set up for the W00tinoku Driver #2 but Rude fought out of it and gouged W00t in the eyes. The W00t had no choice but to tag in SWIFT who quickly knocked Rude down before attacking Poo and Franky and knocking them to the floor. Without any allies to call on Rude was easy prey to SWIFT who took him out with a Muscle Buster. Team EBW wins the match. A great return for Ness although he and Poo will both have to shake off some rust before battling for the 2nd Belt at Bushido.

Backstage Nerdler was talking to M's Style.



Nerdler: So M's Style, tonight is the big night. You and Tracy will battle in a match to detirmine the Women's TUE winner. She has refused to comment on the situation but how do you feel about it?

M's Style: I'm as ready as I'll ever be. This is everything I've ever wanted....well almost everything. Tracy stands in my way. She calls herself Miss Supernova but I plan on being the Supernova of EBW's Women's Division. She may be Ness's sister but right now to me she is just an obstacle and I will show no mercy.

Nerdler: Awesome well that about does it he......



M's Style: Trevor?!

Nerdler: Oh my it's the former EBW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor!

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey Sexy Strong Style.

M's Style: .........hey.

Viewtiful Trevor: Nerdler, can you give us a minute to talk?

Nerdler: Uh...sure...I'll just be going.

Viewtiful Trevor: You're looking really good. Notice my new haircut? Heh....look M's....I like you.

M's Style: I know.

Viewtiful Trevor: No, I mean I really like you alot. You are such a gifted woman, both in and out of the ring. You go to the beat of your own drums. I respect that.

M's Style: .....

Viewtiful Trevor: So basically, I feel that you like me too. I feel deep down inside, that what you did to me on the TUE show was your way of saying "I like you too." Am I right or Am I wrong?

M's Style: Um.....

Viewtiful Trevor: Don't answer, but a serious question now....Do you like my new haircut. Is it swank or what?

M's Style: I like you....I mean, it.

Viewtiful Trevor: No, you had it right the first time.

M's Style: *Smiling* Oh, you are just so hopeless, Trevor.

Next up was the first of the final battles in The Ultimate EBW contest. Danny Leung would battle Dave Larmore in a match with a story already behind it. This match was supposed to happen on the third episode of TUE but Larmore no-showed so Danny ended up going toe-to-toe with his coach Poo. Then Danny battled Dave on the 4th show but the match ended in controversy. On the final episode they teamed up to take on Jamie OD and Sal Paradise. Their victory in that match meant that they would collide one more time and that time had come.



Danny, accompanied by Nani, made his way to the ring where Larmore stood drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. Poo gave Danny a stare down but the Goth Mat Technician seemed unphased. The match itself was much like their battle on TUE. Hard blows were exchanged and Danny used his mat skills to perfection. You'd never know that these two were rookies in the business if you saw this fight. Danny tried to pull out his Armbar and Gogoplate moves but Dave had him scouted and unleashed a barrage of hard elbows. Dave missed one elbow shot though and Danny was quick to move and slap on a Triangle Choke! The fans chanted for Danny as he cinched in the lock. Dave fought to get to the ropes but Danny's out of nowhere Triangle Choke caught him off guard and he had no choice but to tap! Danny Leung wins the men's contest of The Ultimate EBW!. Ness and Nani jumped into the ring to celebrate with him as Mr. Poochyfud awarded him with the prize money and the trophy. Poo and Dave Larmore were obviously upset. Danny has acheived a big win but he has also made a powerful enemy in Poo.

Now was the time for the main event. We've seen the beginning of a new side to EBW in it's women's division and it was only fitting that these two great female athletes fighting for the title of Ultimate EBW winner closed the show. M's made her entrance to huge cheers from the fans. She was obviously the chosen ace of the people. She was followed by Viewtiful Trevor as well as the cast of TUE. Tracy came out to a chorus of boos. Ness tried to talk to her but Tracy turned her back to him and instead went over to get a pre match pep talk from Poo. A chant of "M's" erupted as she and Tracy stared each other down in the ring. When the bell sounded they just continued the stare down. Then Tracy slapped M's right in the face. The now angered M's tackled Tracy to the ground and unleashed a flurry of punches. Eventually Tracy managed to escaped get some offense on M's when she hit a high knee. Tracy was quick to drag M's away from the ropes by her hair before locking in the Figure-4 Leglock. The chants for M's continued as she fought through the pain and dragged herself to the ropes. Tracy let up the lock but then dragged M's to the center of the ring again and put it the lock. Once again M's had to get to the ropes only this time when Tracy let go of the lock M's kicked her in the back of the head. This bought Sexy Strong Style enough time to get to her feet and hit a missile dropkick on Tracy that sent her to the outside. As Tracy climbed back up M's got in her face again a chopping match ensued. M's won the exchange and suplexed Tracy back into the ring. M's grabbed Tracy by the hair and pulled her up before chopping her down again. Tracy grabbed M's and rolled her into a pin but barely got a 2-count out of it. Tracy showed her amazing endurance by jumping to her feet before M's. This gave Ness's sister all the time she needed to kick M's in the gut and hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA finisher. 1-2-KICKOUT! M's wasn't going down that easy and she kicked out. Tracy was starting to lose and she started to stomp M's repeatedly. The fans chants for M's grewerupted yet again. You could easily hear Trevor cheering her on from ringside. Sexy Strong Style finally managed to get to her feet but Tracy was waiting to hit the finisher again. M's was ready though and dodged the attempt before throwing Tracy into the turnbuckle. M's Style let out a loud yell before rushing to Tracy in the corner and unleashing a combo of epic proportions. First she hit a series of stiff left and right slaps to Tracy's face followed by a spinning slap to the face. Then she grabbed Tracy by the hair and landed several hard hitting headbutts. Then as she continued to scream she unleashed a series of machine gun chops before hitting a spinning chop to the neck. After a hard knee to the mid section, M's then snapmared Tracy into a sitting position. Ness began to plead with M's to take it a little easier on his sister but M's continued to kick Tracy in the back and spine. M's continued to unleash knees to the face as she picked up Tracy and unleashed the Go to Sleep. This impressive and destructive combo has been given the name "M's Sexy Murder". 1-2-3 M's Style wins the match and becomes the winner of TUE women's contest! The crowd erupted in cheers as their new hero for the new division was given her prize money and trophy. Her fellow contestants gave her a round of applause as she simply bowed to the crowd. That's when Viewtiful Trevor entered the ring.



Viewtiful Trevor: That....that was amazing M's. You really are Sexy Strong Style!

M's Style: *smiling* Just shut up and kiss me Trevor!

Viewtiful Trevor: I love it when you boss me around.

M's Style: Yeah, I know.



The Ultimate EBW was a bold experiment that paid off in a big way. Battles were fought and relationships were forged. Tonight we saw the contestants of the show take it to a new level and prove that they belong in EBW. A great show ended in a great moment when Trevor and M's finally kissed as the show came to a close.

The Ultimate EBW Finale
Battle Dome
Boogaloo TV! live special

1. EBW Women's Division -Genesis-
Nani beat Paula (8:26) with the Shiranui.
2. Enter the Next Generation
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Curry Man/Chicken Man (11:16) when Jamie OD hit the Soccer Kick on Chicken Man.
3. Welcome Back Ness & Poo!
Ness/Brawler SWIFT/The W00t beat Poo/Franky/Rude (18:57) when Brawler SWIFT hit the Muscle Buster on Rude.
4. The Ultimate EBW Finale -Men's Final Battle-
Danny Leung beat Dave Larmore (9:01) with the Triangle Choke.
5. The Ultimate EBW Finale -Women's Final Battle-
M's Style beat Tracy (15:49) with M's Sexy Murder.

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Last X-cite before Bushido Card Revealed! King Pokey injured, out of the tournament!

One of the biggest shows that EBW has ever put on is almost here. The Bushido PPV will feature title matches, grudge matches, and Mixed Martial Arts bouts. But before we get to Bushido their is one more big X-cite on the way. On the Prelude to Bushido Tour WAR Picky re-emerged and assaulted King Pokey after a low blow saved Pokey from being pinned by his little brother. We now know that King Pokey's ankle is injured and he is out of the Take it Back Tournament. Mr. Poochyfud has come up with a solution and now the final of the tournament will be a triple threat. The card will feature eight big matches including EBW vs. NCW battles. Viewtiful Trevor, Ness, and Poo return to active status and we will finally see what Trevor learned after training with wrestling legend Master Lu. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD will make their X-cite debuts in a tag match against Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo. TUE winner M's Style will team with Nani to take on the Princess's Toadstool and Zelda from NCW.  This is a grudge match that erupted when the NCW Princess's insulted EBW's new women's division and picked out M's Style specifically. Trevor will lead men's TUE winner Danny Leung and The Sharks in a strike against Pokey Army who now has Dave Larmore as a member. Ness will lead the second strike in a match that will feature Little Mac making his EBW in ring debut. This will be a huge show. The card is listed below.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Welcome to EBW
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo
2. Take it Back Tournament Round 2
The Great KYO vs. Jonathan Tack
3. Take it Back Tournament Round 2
The W00t vs. Apple Kid
4. Take it Back Tournament Round 2
Brawler SWIFT vs. Shadow
5. Women's X-cite EBW vs. NCW
M's Style/Nani vs. Princess Toadstool/Princess Zelda
6. Welcome Back Viewtiful Trevor!
Viewtiful Trevor/Danny Leung/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Poo/Dave Larmore/Franky/Rude
7. EBW vs. NCW
Ness/MUNK Perry/Bowser Jr./Picky Minch vs. Little Mac/Mario/Mega Man/Protoman
8. Take it Back Tournament Final
? vs. ? vs. ?

EBW BUSHIDO OPENING VIDEO- http://youtube.com/watch?v=e7i27R1K750

EBW Bushido Theme Song- Sarah Brightman "Question of Honor"



Fans from all over the world packed the Saturn Dome tonight to witness one of the biggest events in the modern era of wrestling. For decades Nintendo Championship Wrestling has held a dominant grib on the are of fighting. They have the legends in their roster, they have the prestigious titles, and they have the global exposure. But one company has threatened to over take them in popularity. One company has thrown away the old rules of game and written its own. That company is EBW. Now NCW has invaded and the war for supremacy truly begins tonight! Thirteen battles were fought, blood was shed, bodies were beaten, titles were taken, and heroes stood up to the challenge of the wrestling empire known as NCW...

The opening contest on this big night was the final team battle of the competition between EBW's C-X-J Division and The World. NCW has personally made sure that EBW's world challenge was answered and a war ensued. Both sides go into this PPV with a tie score. Shadow and Chicken Man teamed up with Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo to battle Mallow, Bomberman, Kid Icarus, and Mallow. One pin fall would decide the dominant team but thatpin was not going to come easy. For months these two sides have done battle. The young fighters of EBW's C-X-J Division have learned and grown during these battles and now they were on a level playing field with the tough veterans of NCW. Shadow put aside his hatred for just about everybody and led the team. For once the fans were actually cheering him on as he floored Mallow with a lariat and knocked Bomberman to the floor with a high kick. Geno stopped his momentum with a Star Punch that shot him into a turnbuckle. The impact injured Shadow and kept him out of the match for a time but the rest of his team picked up the pace. Kid Icarus was especially difficult to handle in the early stages as his wings granted him great agility and speed but Chicken Man brought him back to the ground when he hit an Angel's Wings on Icarus. He actually held onto the wings instead his arms when pulling off the move. Bomberman entered the match shortly after and powerbombed Chicken Man into a turnbuckle. It was obvious now that NCW was intending to do serious damage to the wrestlers. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo were the only ones left that were 100% and they used their tag skills to buy Shadow and Chicken Man time to recover. Finally Shadow returned to the ring which made the fans cheer. Mallow charged him only to be lifted onto his shoulders and tossed out of the ring. Geno was the legal man though and attempted another Star Punch while Shadow was distracted. The Dark Ninja evaded the attack this time however, and forced Geno into a corner where he picked him up and placed him on the turnbuckle. With all the other wrestlers brawling outside Shadow had the opportunity to end the match and he did after hitting a jaw dropping Top Rope Shadow Driver! 1-2-3! Team EBW wins the battle! This gives EBW the advantage heading into the final challenge later tonight when Generator takes on Kirby for the Unified C-X-J Championship.

EBW C-X-J: 8 The World: 7 DRAW: 1



After the opening bout we were taken backstage where Nerdler was with Mr. Poochyfud and Reno.



Nerdler: I'm here with Mr. Poochyfud and Reno who are both very tense about tonight. What do you think is going to happen tonight?

Mr. Poochyfud: VICTORY! I won't settle for anything less! This is EBW and we're not going down with out a fight! We will not fade away into nothingness, we will stand up and in one voice say "This is our time now!".

Reno: I think what he's trying to say is we hope for a big win tonight.

Mr. Poochyfud: Right.

Nerdler: Ok let's take it back to the ring. When this next match is over we will hear from King Pokey and NCW Heavyweight Champion Little Mac.

The second match of the PPV featured King Pokey and Franky facing off with Franky's former gang members The Sharks. This was a decent bout but King Pokey's injured ankle meant that he had little participation in the match other then assisting Franky with his dirty tactics like choking a Shark when the referee wasn't looking or placing Franky's hand or leg on a rope during pinfall or submission attempt. So it was basically a handicap match but the two wrestlers on a team were at a disadvantage. The Sharks continue to play it clean and yet again it cost them a match as Franky hit the Come out Swinging on Shark #1 and got the pinfall victory. The Sharks were visibly upset as King Pokey and Franky celebrated the win.

The camera then cut back to backstage where Little Mac was congratulating King Pokey on the win.



Nerdler: So Pokey how does it feel to get a win at a big show like the Bushido PPV?

King Pokey: You will address me as KING! You better start begging for a job with NCW now cause tonight they are taking this company apart.

Little Mac: Damn right we are! This little punk would never cut it in NCW! Pokey Army has a place waiting for them on the roster however. You'll like being in the big leagues Pokey I promise. First we have to get through tonight and I have a pest to crush. Viewtiful Trevor has me curious. I'm actually excited about this match. Perhaps this will be the battle I've been waiting for. The ultimate challenge to prove I'm the best. Wait...I already know I'm the best! Tonight we're going to have an epic fight...but I will emerge the champion no question about it.

As we cut back to the ring the NCW World Tag Team Champions were already waiting in the ring to face off with the two most destructive and demented wrestlers on the roster....The Great KYO and Masked Lanta. The lights flickered out and a second later they came back on and the two wrestlers were standing at the entrance accompanied by KYO's dark entourage. The titles were not on the line for this match as it was more about finding out if this solid NCW team could handle the challenge.



The action was brutal with stiff attacks being used from the moment the bell sounded. KYO was actually cut open early by a kick from Mega Man but the demented wrestler simply laughed and tasted his own blood. Mega Man and Protoman don't actually bleed but KYO and Masked Lanta had oil on their hands early on. Midway into the match Wario and Waluigi approached the ring and started to assist their compatriots in the ring but soon enough the Dark Entourage returned to the ring and scared the Wario Brothers away. Their assist helped Mega Man and Protoman hold off their opponents however and the battle continued. Very late in the match The Great KYO laughed maniacly as he cinched in a Single Leg Crap that almost forced Mega Man to tap. Unfortunatly time ran out and after thirty bloody minutes the match was ended in a draw. KYO refused to let up on the crab however and  before Protoman could get to him The Great KYO ripped Mega Man's robotic leg off! The fans gasped as oil leaked from Mega Man and he quickly had to be taken to the back. The Great KYO and Masked Lanta stared at each other before heading to the back with Mega Man's leg in tow.

The fourth match featured TUE Men's Winner Danny Leung taking on Orange Kid in first big PPV match. Poo and Dave Larmore could be seen watching from the entrance as Danny and Orange Kid battled. It was a quick and entertaining bout that saw Danny get the upper hand early on and keep the momentum in his favor the entire match. Dave Larmore and Poo closed in ever so slowly as Danny unleahed several punches on Orange Kid before knocking him down to his knees and locking in the Triangle Choke. Poo and Dave used this opportunity to run towards the ring as it was now obvious theat they intended to blindside Danny. However Orange Kid quickly tapped and Danny Leung shot up quickly to fight off his enemies. Luckily Poo and Dave stopped just short of the ring and stared at Danny before heading to the back. A very good win for the rookie.

The next match was the first in a mini tournament to crown EBW's first Women's Champion. Nani would battle Princess Toadstool. Zelda was on hand to watch the match but she did not interfere. It was more of an intimidation factor. Nani has shown herself to be a great young talent in a fledgling division. Toadstool on the other hand was a veteran wrestler who is both competitive and coniving. Nani put up a very good fight but Toadstool's experience and Zelda as a distraction cost Nani the match when she was downed with the Mushroom Crush.

Zelda stayed near the ring as her match was up next against TUE Women's Winner and great hope for the new division M's Style. Sexy Strong Style ran to the ring and immediatly began throwing chops and kicks before irish whipping Zelda into a corner where she then proceeded to chop and slap her down. Zelda finally managed to push M's away and crack her in the head with a couple of elbows. The elbows opened a small cut on M's forehead and a trickle of blood could be seen. This did not slow down or hinder M's in any way and she continued to exchange offense with Zelda for several minutes before taking control and finishing off the NCW Princess with the Go to Sleep finisher. As M's celebrated the win Princess Toadstool entered the ring with a chair in hand and bashed Sexy Strong Style in the head with it several times. Viewtiful Trevor quickly ran down to the ring as the attack continued. Trevor grabbed M's Style and protected her from another hit that connected with the back of Trevor's head. Paula, Nani, and Danny Leung all ran to the ring and stopped the attack from continuing. Trevor quickly carried the unconcious M's to the back. The finals for the mini tournament will be M's Style versus Princess Toadstool but will Sexy Strong Style be able to compete?



Next up was the first Mixed Martial Arts match of the night. Picky Minch would slap on the gloves once again after just recently suffering a loss in PIXEL to take on the man he beat in his MMA debut Smash Brannigan. Brannigan has now lost to two wrestlers and hoped to get some momentum back with a win over Picky. This match was a big improvement over their previous bout one year ago. Picky was more confident and stood toe to toe with Smash who has an excellent standing game. Picky's takedown attempts nearly cost him the match as he narrowly dodged a vicious knee. This bout would end up going to the second round where Picky Minch once again shocked the wrestling and MMA world when he finally got the takedown on Smash and began to punch and elbow him till he was unresponsive and the match was ended in a TKO in Round 2.

Before the second MMA bout we were taken backstage where Nerdler caught up with Trevor and a now concious M's Style.



Viewtiful Trevor: M's.....M's are you ok?

M's Style: Wh....what happened?

Nerdler: Trevor, wha...

Viewtiful Trevor: Not right now Nerdler give me a few minutes. M's, Princess Toadstool hit you several times with a chair, you're busted up pretty badly.

M's Style: Why are you bleeding too?

Viewtiful Trevor: I took a shot when I was out their protecting you.

M's Style: You shouldn't have done that. You have a big match tonight too.

Nerdler: Yeah Trevor that bout is coming up soon. Shouldn't you be getting ready?

Viewtiful Trevor: I said not now Nerdler! I have more important things to worry about right here.

M's Style: I'm fine Trevor, I've taken a beating before. Now we both have titles to win tonight.

Viewtiful Trevor: Whoa, wait.....you want to go out there and compete again? I can't let you go out there hurt.

M's Style: You know I have to Trevor. You would want me to let you go if the situation was reversed. Trevor, listen to me,  I want this win, I want this title. It's my dream and I can't let a little scratch stop me.

Viewtiful Trevor: I understand M's. You're a very strong woman. You never cease to amaze me.

M's Style: Don't get mushy on me now Trevor. YOU have to go out there and beat Little Mac. I want you to go to war in that ring and bring that belt back with you! I know this is your dream too. Tonight we'll do this together. We win together and we take care of each other. But no matter what we can't stop until we win. You didn't stop and that's why you have me. I'm not going to stop and that is why I'll be the EBW Women's Champion!

Viewtiful Trevor: You're right! You go out there and show Princess Toadstool what Sexy Strong Style is all about!

M's Style: And what about Little Mac?

Viewtiful Trevor: .....he's a dead man....HE'S A DEAD MAN!!!!

The second MMA bout was up next. This would be an all wrestler match with The W00t and Rude making the jump to this new fighting style. Rude came out in his normal gear with MMA gloves but The W00t ditched his normal gear for this battle and a wore more conventional MMA outfit.



The match started as a standing punch fest as both opponents tried for the quick KO. Rude presented a strong standing offense but it was The W00t who truly impressed and he brought out some Jiu Jitsu and Judo to take Rude down. Once on the ground all the offense was going to The W00t who hammered down punches and elbows before repositioning and clinching in a Rear Naked Choke. Rude tried to fight out of it but in the end had no choice but to tap. The W00t wins his first MMA match in 2:35 of the first round.

The finals of the Women's mini-tournament was next. Would M's Style be ready for this match? What tricks would Toadstool have up her sleeves?



M's Style came with backup as did Toadstool. This would ensure a clean bout between the two rivals. The blood remained on M's face, perhaps as a way of saying I don't care what you do I'm still here. A chant of M's erupted in the Saturn Dome as the opponents stared down in the ring. This match was very similar to M's battle with Tracy at first as Toadstool kicked off the match with a slap that set M's off which led to a slap and chop onslaught. Toadstool was a bit more prepared then Tracy however and was able to defend herself well enough that the M's Sexy Murder combo would not be an option. M's instead took the fight to mat where she trapped Toadstool into an Onett Crab. Toadstool fought out of the crab and kicked M's into a turnbuckle. This further opened the wound on her forehead. At this point the blood was getting into her eyes and slowing her down. Toadstool took this opportunity speared M's to the ground. 1-2 KICKOUT! M's was woozy but still concious and she managed to climb to her feet. That is when Toadstool tried another spear but M's evaded this time and Toadstool ended up ramming the turnbuckle. This gave M's the time she needed to wipe the blood from her eyes, pick up the Princess, and drop her with the Go to Sleep. 1-2-3! M's Style wins the bout and becomes the first EBW Women's Champion! Nani and Paula jumped in the ring to congratulate M's as Trevor headed down the entrance with M's new title belt in hand. As he handed her the belt M's embraced him and gave him a passionate kiss. The fans laughed as Trevor now had M's blood all over his face but he didn't seem to care. All that mattered for the couple right now was that M's Style had achieved her dream. Would Trevor be next to fulfill his?



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The EBW C-X-J versus the World rivalry has propelled the division to a new level and has entertained fans for weeks, but now the time had come for the competition to end. Generator would battle Kirby for the Unified C-X-J Championship. The ace of the division against its biggest(and puffiest) threat.



The wrestlers involved in the feud were all on hand to see their flag bearers clash. This match set a new standard for C-X-J matches. The rivals fought with incredible speed and detirmination. For what seemed like forever Generator and Kriby went move for move and exchanged solid blows in a perfect example of chain wrestling. Generator seemed to be wrestling better then ever before, pulling off moves like a Standing Shooting Star Press and a Spring Board Plancha that he would normally leave for the lighter wrestlers to do. Kirby absorbed serious damage but just kept coming. It was obvious he had the stamina to outlast Generator so the champ was pulling out every high impact move he could think of. Kirby would not be stopped though and finally managed to hit his Spitslam finisher on Generator. 1-2-KICKOUT! It all seemed over but Generator kicked out. Kirby set him up again and hit the Spitslam for a second time. 1-2-KICKOUT! The fans were completely behind Generator as he forced himself back to his feet but Kirby was waiting yet again to hit his Spitslam. This time Kirby pulled off the move from a turnbuckle and the force of the impact forced a corner of the ring to collapse! 1-2-3 Kirby finally put down the champ and took the title. Now Kirby holds both belts in the C-X-J Division. This was a big loss for EBW and the C-X-J Division but Generator fought his best and this match would serve as a measuring stick for the division for months to come. The final score in the competition was a tie but with both titles now in NCW hands it didn't feel like a tie at all...

EBW C-X-J: 8 The World: 8 DRAW: 1

While the ring technicians were busy fixing the ring we went backstage where Nerdler was ready to interview Generator, but before he could Shadow entered the scene.



Shadow: That was pathetic Generator. We could have won this whole thing but you had to blow it! The match was your idea in the first place! Congratulations, you just handed the C-X-J Division to NCW on a silver platter!

Generator: I don't feel ashamed that I lost Shadow. I gave it my best and I can't complain about it....I lost. I tried to save the division myself with that match and I lost. But I'm not worried anymore because I saw what the C-X-J wrestlers can do tonight and I know that while you and I are filming TUE Season 2 that our division will be in good hands. I plan on retraining myself during this show. I'm going to learn from my students while they learn from me. When it's all over I'll take you on and beat you like I have before. Then I will get the title back from Kirby and the C-X-J Division will stand tall!

Shadow: ......We'll see.....See you on The Ultimate EBW....

With the ring fixed the next match could begin. Ness and Poo have been allies and rivals and allies and rivals all over again. They served as coached on the first season of The Ultimate EBW and now they would battle once more with the EBW 2nd Belt Championship on the line. Both of the fighters involved believed this would be their biggest match to date and for all intents and purposes they were right. This match had everything these two have brought to the table before and more. They know each others move so well it was several minutes before either one got in solid offense. Their finishers were exchanged SEVERAL times and they just kept kicking out. It was either man's match but Poo would cheat his way to victory after an eye gouge, a PSI Starstorm OMEGA, and pin while holding onto the ropes. The fans were livid with the result and threw garbage into the ring as Poo grabbed the 2nd Belt Championship and ran ecstatically ran off. The toll of the match was now taking its toll on Ness and security had to help him to the back. He was given a standing ovation as he was carried away.



The time had come for the double main event but first Nerdler was set to have a few words with #1 contender Brawler SWIFT.



Nerdler: Hey SWIFT, before you go out there to take on Mario for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship I have to ask how you're feeling about this night?

Brawler SWIFT: How do you think I feel? All fighters wait for this moment to happen. The time when all your battles mean something. Not only do I have a shot to become the EBW World Heavyweight Champion I am also going to take on a legend in the business in the biggest venue in Eagleland. I used to be an wrestler in MKPW just as Mario once was. Now he is in NCW and I'm here in EBW. This is my home now. Mario threatens to destroy my home by carrying that title. So for once I'm not just going to fight for myself......tonight.....I'm fighting for EBW!

Brawler SWIFT immediatly took off from the backstage area to the ring where he was met with cheering and SWIFT chants. Throught this tournament Brawler SWIFT has become a hero for EBW and now he would attempt to take back the title from the clutches of Mario and NCW. The EBW Heavyweight Champion came out to a chorus of boos as he was accompanied by Luigi, Franky, and King Pokey. The staredown between the two fighters was intense. They stood motionless as Reno took the title and explained the rules of the match to the opponents. Even when the bell rang they continued to have a stareoff in the middle of the ring for several seconds before SWIFT bolted from his spot and delivered a big headbutt to Mario. He immediatly tried to hit the Muscle Buster but Mario fought out of it. That quick opening exchange was enough to get the fans excited but the action didn't slow down from their, in fact it picked up as SWIFT landed kick after kick while Mario landed punch after punch. SWIFT seemed to be doing more damage though as one particular kick to the knee brought the former plumber to his knees where SWIFT proceeded to kick him some more. Eventually Mario returned to his feet but he was obviously favoring his right knee. SWIFT noticed and shot for it but it turns out Mario was faking the injury and landed a solid knee in SWIFT's face. SWIFT was hurt but remained on his feet until a dropkick finally took him down. Mario loomed over the challenger ready to deliver the final blow but suddenly SWIFT brought Mario to the mat and attempted a Gogoplate. Mario escaped but it was obvious that SWIFT's MMA training had saved him this time. Late in the match the fighters were both beaten and tired but the solid exchanges continued. The fans were behind SWIFT and their energy helped SWIFT overcome the legendary plumber and star of MKPW and NCW and he finally dropped Mario with a Muscle Buster. The fans erupted in cheering as SWIFT made the pin. 1-2-3! Brawler SWIFT is the NEW EBW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Several members of the roster poured out of the locker room to congratulate SWIFT on the biggest win of his career. Brawler SWIFT has done exactly what he said he was going to do. He fought for EBW and is now its World Champion!



When this war had just begun then Champion Viewtiful Trevor teased a match with NCW World Heavyweight Champion Little Mac. Who knew then that we would actually be at this point. Little Mac would defend the the prestigious NCW title against Viewtiful Trevor in a Mixed Martial Arts match. Trevor declared war on NCW and was ready to begin his crusade by taking on one of NCW's greatest legends.



Their was actually a moment of respect in the ring as Little Mac extended his hand and Trevor shook it. Both fighters had a look of confidence on their faces. You could feel the excitement in the air as fans were about to see an epic dream match. Since this was an MMA match it would have rounds but because it's a title match it would have five 5 minute rounds instead of 3. You could tell they would need every round but at the same time neither man was going to let a match this important go to a decision. The moment the bell sound the fighters met in the center of the ring and exchanged quick but powerful punches. Surprisingly this match was more of a hybrid between Wrestling and MMA with the normal fast paced action of an MMA bout mixed with the energy and technical skills of a wrestling match. The fans loved every second of it. As round 1 was ending Trevor had forced Little Mac into a corner and delivered several elbows before the bell halted the attack. Little Mac and Trevor were both grinning after the evenly matched first round. The second round was all Little Mac however as one solid punch left Trevor dazed and a punching onslaught ensued. EBW fans were given a big scare when Trevor fell to the mat as Little Mac continued to punch him but Mr. Machismo countered with a Triangle Choke attempt that he was almost able to lock in before the bell sounded the end of Round 2. Round 3 was more of an even match but Trevor had yet to really gain any momentum on Little Mac until Mac missed a big punch that allowed Trevor to land a big knee and force the NCW Champion to the mat. Little Mac was ready to defend himself from the mat so Trevor simply jumped at Little Mac and bypassed his offense. The NCW champ scrambled to escape and get back to his feet. Mac is stonger on his feet by far and that was evident at this point when Mac landed a HUGE right punch on the side of Trevor's face! Trevor's mouthpeice fell out and the match was to be temporarily stooped. It was at this point that Trevor flashed a grin before spitting one of his back teeth at Little Mac. Mac had a look of shock on his face that after his biggest punch Trevor was still standing and ready for more. When the match restarted their was a minor exchange before the round ended. Round 4 saw more of the same fighting but Trevor began to gain the momentum. Every fan in the Saturn Dome was on their feet cheering for their hero to overcome the NCW legend. As the fourth round ended Trevor was firmly in control. The fifth and final round saw a more motivated Mac coming out swinging. Another big punch was landed and a cut opened up on Trevor's forehead. This did little to slow down Mr. Machismo who continued to fearlessly bring the fight to Little Mac. As the minutes were winding down the action was picking up as the opponents were going to finish this the right way. Suddenly late in the round Trevor switched to wrestling mode and attempted a Cross Armbreaker on Mac. The champs was completely caught off guard by the move and struggled to free himself but Trevor would not be stopped and the move was locked in! With just nine minutes left to go in the bout Viewtiful Trevor did the impossible and forced the NCW World Heavyweight Champion to tap out! Viewtiful Trevor is the NEW NCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! The arena exploded in cheers as Trevor celebrated his biggest win ever. The beaten legend Little Mac shook hands with the young ace and raised his hand in victory before whispering something into Trevor's ear. The now former NCW Champion staggered to the back as M's Style and Brawler SWIFT headed to the ring to celebrate with Trevor. The three champions had saved EBW from the brink of destruction on this night! They all headed back up to the stage where they celebrated again. Fireworks went off and confetti dropped from the rooftop as the show came to as close. It was the biggest night in EBW history and it was also the night that EBW took control in the war against NCW...


 
EBW: Bushido
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. C-X-J World Challenge Team Battle
Shadow/Chicken Man/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Mallow/Bomberman/Kid Icarus/Geno (18:11) when Shadow hit a Top Rope Shadow Driver on Geno.
2. EBW vs. Pokey Army
King Pokey/Franky beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (9:03) when Franky hit the Come out Swinging on Shark #1
3. EBW vs. NCW -Dark Spiral-
The Great KYO/Masked Lanta vs. Mega Man/Protoman (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
4. The Ulimate EBW
Danny Leung beat Orange Kid (4:12) with a Triangle Choke
5. EBW Women's World Championship Tournament Semi-Final
Princess Toadstool beat Nani (6:57) with the Mushroom Crush.
6. EBW Women's World Championship Tournament Semi-Final
M's Style beat Zelda (5:59) with the Go to Sleep.
7. Bushido MMA Match
Picky Minch beat Smash Brannigan (R2 1:12) via TKO.
8. Bushido MMA Match
The W00t beat Rude (R1 2:35) via Rear Naked Choke Submission.
9. EBW Women's World Championship Tournament Final
M's Style beat Princess Toadstool (10:13) with the Go to Sleep to become the 1st EBW Women's Champion!
10. Unified C-X-J World Championship -World Challenge Final-
Kirby beat Generator(c) (15:22) with the Spitslam to become the new Unified C-X-J Champion!
11. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -Ultimate Rivals-
Poo beat Ness(c) (22:50) with a Top Rope PSI Starstorm OMEGA to become the new EBW 2nd Belt Champion!
12. EBW World Heavyweight Championship -Take it Back!-
Brawler SWIFT beat Mario(c) (19:06) with the Muscle Buser to become the new EBW World Heavyweight Champion!
13. Bushido MMA Match
NCW World Heavyweight Championship
Viewtiful Trevor beat Little Mac(c) (R5 4:51) with the Cross Armbreaker to become the new NCW World Heavyweight Champion!

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EBW Bushido News and Notes! X-cite Bushido Fallout Card Revealed!

Early reports are estimating that Bushido has not only the biggest buyrate of any EBW PPV but it was also the most attended show with a sell out crowd in the Saturn Dome! This is great news for EBW as they continue to expand with their new monthly PPV supershows. Last night's results worked well in EBW's favor. The blow of losing the Unified C-X-J Championship and EBW 2nd Belt was softened by the gaining of the NCW World Heavyweight Championship and regaining of the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. The Women's Championship match was hailed as the true genesis of a spectacular new division in EBW. The demand for more women's wrestling means that the initial roster of 4 women is about to grow very soon.

EBW returns to Onett Community Center for a big X-cite this week. The entire card has been revealed and the show is being sutitled: Bushido Fallout. Their will be several 6-man wars on the show as well as a triple threat between The W00t, The Great KYO, and Picky Minch to detirmine the #1 contender to the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. We'll also see the Tag Team Champions BRASH go head to head with Journey with the belts at stake. NCW is noticibly missing from most of the card except for the 6-woman tag match. What does this mean for the alliance between NCW and Pokey Army? Does it mean that NCW is in full retreat mode? Tune into X-cite this week and find out.



EBW: X-cite Bushido Fallout!
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Curry Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Chicken Man/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo
2. Danny Leung/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Dave Larmore/Rude/Orange Kid
3. M's Style/Paula/Nani vs. Princess Toadstool/Princess Zelda/Princess Daisy
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr.(c) vs. MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack
5. EBW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Match
The W00t vs. The Great KYO vs. Picky Minch
6. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Brawler SWIFT/Viewtiful Trevor/Ness vs. King Pokey/Franky/Poo

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Big Changes coming to EBW! New X-cite Set and logo debuting this week.

EBW.com has received big news today about the future of EBW. Mr. Poochyfud has announced that EBW X-cite, EBW Hyper Circuit, and The Ultimate EBW Season 2 will not only be airing on Boogloo TV! but  Mega Network 4 as well. This gives EBW a much bigger audience and global exposure as MN-4 is seen in several major cities. Because of this huge news a few changes will be made to the new "Global" EBW. First of all both stations have come to an agreement on allowing X-cite to run over the 2 hour time slot whenever needed. Next a brand new EBW logo will be featured on most EBW programming. The X-cite set is getting a major overhaul to give in a "Major League" look. The hope is that the overall look and feel of EBW will be on the level of promotions like NCW. Mr. Poochyfud sees this as the beginning of a new era for EBW and things are going to change for the better. The "NEW" EBW will debut with the next episode of X-cite, so tune in to see the new show, new logo, and new set.

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Mr. Poochyfud: Hello EBW fans, EBW President Mr. Poochyfud here to present to you the new EBW X-cite. You might be asking yourself "What do you mean new?". Well just look behind me and you can see that the look of X-cite has drastically changed. The entire arena has gotten a major overhaul. We've changed our look and out attitude. We're now in the middle of a war with the major league promotion NCW so to compete we have to become a major league promotion ourselves. For the longest time we were happy to remain in our own little corner of the world. Now we have a new dream...global expansion! We will fight to reach the top and you fans can now enjoy a bigger an better EBW. The new attitude begins tonight!


EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

The first X-cite post-Bushido saw a packed crowd come to see the heroes of EBW. Little did they know they would also be the first to see the brand new set for X-cite!



The new set is part of a change currently running through EBW. The wrestlers and fans alike have a new attitude about the product and its place in the world. At Bushido, the little promotion that could proved that they deserve to exsist in this competitive fighting industry. A new Women's Division has quickly become a major attraction to the show. Brawler SWIFT has brought the EBW World Heavyweight Championship back home and Trevor has taken the prestigious NCW World Heavweight Championship and brought it to EBW. For the most part NCW suffered the first big blow in it's long history the other night. Now NCW has seemingly retreated but is it only temporary?

The first X-cite of the new era kicked off with a ceremony giving thanks to EBW's heros, namely EBW World Heavyweight Champion Brawler SWIFT, NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, and EBW Women's Champion M's Style.



Reno: Mr. Poochyfud and I were honestly worried about what might happen at Bushido. The company was taking a big gamble but it all worked out and we won in a big way. The C-X-J Division took a hit but still came out of their competition with The World with a tied score. The biggest news of the show came when the three heroes...these three radical dreamers reached for the impossible and came back champions! M's Style has gone from star of our reality show to champion of our Women's Division in a very short time. Viewtiful Trevor has become one the heart of EBW with title wins, epic battles, and an entertaining personality. Now he has become immortalized by beating wrestling legend Little Mac for the NCW World Heavyweight Championship. Brawler SWIFT has made a name for himself in EBW, becoming a huge fan favorite and hero by consistently wrestling top notch matches. His career has just reached a new level by becoming the EBW World Heavyweight Champion for the first time! Let's give a big round of appluase to these three for what they contributed to pulling EBW out of the brink.

At this point the Pokey Army made their way to the ring.

King Pokey: Just what have they done Reno? Won a couple big fights? NCW is too strong to collapse after a couple of losses. So you got the belts....so what? NCW can get them back whenever they want. All you've done is delay the inevitable!

Mr. Poochyfud: Is that so? Well where is NCW tonight Pokey? Other then the Princess squad you're idols have all but retreated from this battle.

King Pokey: You think that is what they've done? You think they retreated? HA! I have a feeling that you'll find out the truth by the end of the night. I think you'll also find out that all you've done is made things worse.

The opening bout of the night featured the TUE team of Jamie OD and Sal Paradise teaming with Curry Man to take on Chicken Man, Funy Afro Ninja, and Kung Foo. This high flying battle was an unofficial way of detirmining who would attempt to bring back EBW's C-X-J belts. Sal and OD have quickly adapted and fit into the division and their mat based and strong lucha styles have added more variety. With Curry Man taking the lead in the match the rookies were able to step up and get the big victory after Jamie OD used his signature Penalty Kick on Kung Foo. This was considered a big upset. The more experienced team of Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo have beaten Sal and OD before so a tie breaker may be needed to detirmine a #1 contender team. Chicken Man was visibly upset over the loss but grabbed the mic and told Curry Man to do his best and get Kirby. This is possible confirmation that Curry Man versus Kirby is right around the corner.

After the match we were taken to the back where Paula was trying to talk with Ness.



Paula: Ness, please wait!

Ness: I them down! I let everybody down Paula! How could I let Poo beat me? We've always had competitive matches but he's never been able to beat me like that before. Have I lost my edge?

Paula: You can't win every fight Ness.

Ness: But this is a war! You can't make mistakes in a war. You have to win at all costs. How can I get that back? How can I get back that win at all costs attitude?

Paula: I remember a guy who wanted to win at all costs. He made a group that shook the very foundation of EBW. He wanted to win at all costs and it almost destroyed him.

Ness: But that's because he.....I was fighting for the wrong reasons. My mind was clouded. But maybe...if you do it for the right reasons it's ok to do whatever it takes....THAT'S IT! I know what has to be done. Paula do you....

Paula: It's in your locker. I knew you'd be needing it again. I'm psychic remember?

Ness: Then you know what I have to do.

Paula: I know...go get em Ness.

The second match of the night featured TUE Men's winner Danny Leung leading The Sharks into battle against a Pokey Army contingent that included Orange Kid, Rude, and Danny's rival Dave Larmore. The inclusion of the TUE fighters has already changed things in EBW and this match was no different. Danny Leung helped The Sharks be more competitive as they continue to try and fight clean while Dave Larmore helped his team basically cheat whenever possible. The fans have quickly embraced Danny as they have the TUE Women's winner M's Style. With the fans behind him he once again showed that he deserves to be on the roster. Late in the match Danny and Dave were in the ring having another big clash like they had at the TUE Finale show. Dave clubbed Danny down with stiff elbows and forearms before throwing him into the Pokey Army corner. Finally he managed to escape the corner as tag in Shark #2 but Dave was able to quickly shift his focus and drop the Shark with a Jagerbomb. 1-2-3 Dave Larmore scores the upset win for his team.

Before going on to the next match the fans were shown clips of the first date between Viewtiful Trevor and M's Style.



M's Style: Hey Trevor.

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey you! You're looking good as usual Sexy Strong Style. I brought you this rose.

M's Style: Oh thank you, let me go take this inside.

Viewtiful Trevor: Alright, can I come in with you? I'd love to see your....

M's Style: No!......I mean I'll just be a second. Wait out here.

Viewtiful Trevor: ......alrighty.......



M's Style: Wow Trevor, how did you get us such a great table?

Viewtiful Trevor: The owner is a fan of Lariat. So....you like your new place in Onett?

M's Style: It's ok I guess....nothing special really.

Viewtiful Trevor: Well didn't you win $10,000 on The Ultimate EBW? Why don't you find a place you like?

M's Style: I used all that money to pay off other debts. I've never really had alot of money to begin with. I always had to pay for school and wrestling training and I never really had any family to help me. I'll live anywhere if it means I can be a wrestler in EBW. I am sort of ashamed about my place though.

Viewtiful Trevor: You shouldn't be ashamed. When I first started in EBW I was living out of a suitcase. I understand what you're going through.

M's Style: You do?

Viewtiful Trevor: Yeah, why do you sound so surprised?

M's Style: Well I......nevermind it's nothing.



Viewtiful Trevor: Now these guys might now be metal but they're alright in my book!

M's Style: Speaking of metal, Dave Larmore is in that band Lariat with you right? Well how come he acts like he doesn't even know you.

Viewtiful Trevor: Dave hits the sauce often. He doesn't even know where he is half the time. Hey that reminds me I was going to ask you something too. Ness and Paula told me that you were kicked out of school but they don't know why. What's the story on that?

M's Style: Uh.....what? The music is too loud! I can't hear you!

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh, well nevermind I'll just ask later.



Viewtiful Trevor: Well did you have a good time tonight M's?

M's Style: Yes I did. Thank you for the great night.......do you....want to come in?

Viewtiful Trevor: Really?!?

M's Style: Nope just kidding........not really come in.

Viewtiful Trevor: Will do!

M's Style: I hope you have a high pain tolerance.  ;)

Back to the matches now as EBW Women's Champions M's Style would lead Nani and Paula into battle against the Princess's of NCW. This time however they would joined Princess Daisy who is making her EBW in ring debut. The fans have only had a small taste of the women's division so far but they are already hooked. The matches have been exceptional so far and this battle was no exception. The women's champion continues to impress with her brutal no nonsense fight style but Paula and Nani also put on a good performance. Paula for example may have been using some of her psychic insight as she had the Princess's of NCW well scouted. Nani on the other hand showed off her stiff offense with a Shin Kick that cut open Princess Daisy. The Princess was visibly angered by the cut to her face
and rushed Nani but the girl from Dalaam evaded a lariat attempt and hit the German Suplex Pin. 1-2-3 The girls of EBW win the match. As they celebrated Tracy entered the ring and started attacking M's Style! Ness's sister is obviously still angry over losing to M's at the TUE Finale. Nani and Paula had to break up the fight and drag M's to the back.



The next match was big Tag Team title match between BRASH and Journey. Both of these teams are at the top of their game. Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. continue to get better and better as a team while MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack have become stronger after having several big singles matches. This made for a long and competitive contest that the fans really enjoyed. The belts were on the line so this drove both teams to push themselves to the limit. However fans won't talk about the match as much as they will about the man who forced it to a screeching halt.....Masked Lanta. Masked Lanta, obviously upset with his inability to destroy Tack in their singles match took the grudge to a new level when he interrupted the match and started attacking....EVERYBODY! All four wrestlers had to fight off Masked Lanta as the match was thrown out. This title match will have to wait till another time as Tack will probably have his sights set on revenge.

After the women's battle we were taken to the back where Ness was speaking with The Sharks.



Ness: Come on guys the match wasn't that bad.

Shark #1: Are you kidding we were terrible!

Shark #2: Doing the right thing is hard! How do you pull it off Ness? We should just retire.

Ness: No way guys. Listen to me, I have an idea and I think it might help you too...

The big match of the night turned out to be the #1 Contender bout between The W00t, Picky Minch, and The Great KYO. All three wrestlers have a claim to the spot and they would settle it in the ring. The W00t brought his technical game while Picky showed off his wrestling/MMA hybrid skills. The Great KYO was just all over the place with his kicks and brutality. No one has been able to take KYO in a singles contest yet so the strategy for W00t and Picky was to focus on each other and hopefully get the pin before KYO could stop them. KYO wouldn't allow it however and a war ensued. Late in the match blood was flowing and the wrestlers were getting tired but the fighting continued. Picky Minch was finally able to get some momentum when he managed his signature German Suplex on The W00t but when W00t kicked out it gave The Great KYO enough time to hit his Shining Wizard on Picky and pick up the win. The Great KYO has risen to #1 Contender in surprisingly quick fashion. A match between EBW Champion Brawler SWIFT and The Great KYO is now just over the horizon. As The W00t staggered away from the ring the man he beat in an MMA match at Bushido, Rude, came out of the entrance way and knocked him down. Security had to come stop the ensuing brawl.



Main event time was up next as EBW World Heavyweight Champion Brawler SWIFT, NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, and Ness would battle the top three in Pokey Army, King Pokey, Franky, and EBW 2nd Belt Champion Poo. Surprisingly Ness was missing
during the initial stages of the match and it was up to the "Heroic Two" of EBW to battle Pokey Army. At first they remained strong depsite the 3-on-2 disadvantage but Pokey and his soldiers eventually wore them down with quick tags, constant offense, and a little dirty tactics here and there. Finally Ness's music hit but then it quickly cut off again before another theme song resumed.....the theme of the "Metal Tyrant"!



It appeared that Metal Rush was having a reunion as "Metal Tyrant" Ness came out with The Sharks. Poo stared in shock as Ness smirked before rushing down and brawling with him outside of the ring. Eventually order was restored and all the fighters were sent back into the ring but Ness had turned the tide and his backup served as the intimidation for team EBW. In the end Ness and Poo ended up being tagged in and their battle from Bushido resumed. Things were a little different this time though. As Poo managed to get the upper hand on Ness the "Metal Tyrant" retaliated with a quick eye gouge and a series of hard shots to the head. Poo was shocked and tried to regain momentum but as he ran the ropes The Sharks grabbed his foot and caused him to trip. The fans by now had caught on to what was going on. Ness and The Sharks had returned to their old ways but this time on the side of EBW. For once the fans were cheering on the cheating! Poo got distracted arguing with The Sharks and this gave Ness time to hit the PK Thunderbomb. When he made the pin he grabbed the ropes to get the three count! Team EBW picks up the win with the help of Metal Rush! The Pokey Army stared on in shock as did Brawler SWIFT and Viewtiful Trevor. Ladies and Gentlemen, Metal Rush is BACK!

As the show came to a close something very strange happened. The broadcast cut out and was replaced by this....



?: Hello EBW....and hello wrestling fans. I am the owner of Nintendo Championship Wrestling. For reasons of my own accord I will not disclose my actual identity. I've been closely observing the invasion of your promotion by some of my wrestlers and it seems they have lost some....merchandise there. Someone named........Viewtiful Trevor has declared war on my promotion. Do you realize what that means? That means that I have to personally over see the return of said merchandise and the hostile takeover of EBW! You declare war on me?!? You declare war on NCW?!? You want a war? You're going to get one!

EBW: X-cite Bushido Fallout!
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1. Curry Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Chicken Man/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo (11:24) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Kung Foo.
2. Dave Larmore/Rude/Orange Kid beat Danny Leung/Shark #1/Shark #2 (12:17) when Dave Larmore hit the Jagerbomb on Shark #2.
3. M's Style/Paula/Nani beat Princess Toadstool/Princess Zelda/Princess Daisy (10:01) when Nani hit the German Suplex Pin on Princess Daisy.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr.(c) vs. MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack (18:59) went to a No Contest.
5. EBW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Match
The Great KYO beat The W00t and Picky Minch (12:25) with a Shining Wizard on Picky Minch.
6. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Brawler SWIFT/Viewtiful Trevor/Ness beat King Pokey/Franky/Poo (14:15) when Ness hit the PK Thunderbomb on Poo.

Jeff returns to Onett! MMA Training next followed by return to EBW!



EBW.com caught up with Jeff Andonuts as he returned to Onett after extensive Martial Arts training in Edo. Jeff's next stop on his training mission will be the Casa de Trevor Dojo where he will engage in MMA and wrestling training. It is rumored that Jeff might return at the next X-perience but at this point it's only a rumor.

EBW X-cite Card Announced!

EBW: X-cite
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1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW
Curry Man vs. Kid Icarus
2. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./Danny Leung/Lucas/The W00t vs. King Pokey/Orange Kid/Franky/Dave Larmore/Rude
3. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army Special Singles Bout
Poo vs. Shark #1
4. M's Style/Nani/Paula vs. Tracy/Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy
5. EBW vs. NCW Special Singles Bout
Viewtiful Trevor vs. Luigi
6. Rivals Collide
Brawler SWIFT/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. The Great KYO/Masked Lanta/Captain Strong

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Generalissimo Pirkle: Hello old friend! What's going on here? Is this a welcoming party?

Mr. Poochyfud: You know damn well what this is Pirkle! I'm willing to play along with this "War" but we're doing it by my terms. Since neither you or your muscle behind you have anything to do with tonight's show I want you out of here!

Generalissimo Pirkle: Heh, you want me out of here? Fine, I'll go for now. This show isn't of much concern to me in the first place. Consider this a "feeling out process" before a full on invasion. I'll see you later old friend.

Mr. Poochyfud: I'll be ready when you return...old friend.


EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

Tonight's episode of X-cite kicked off in a very special way as TUE contestant Sal Paradise introduced his new talk show segment titled: Casanova Corner!



Sal Paradise: Helloooooooo EBW! Welcome to Casanova Corner! EBW has recognized my wrestling talent already but now they are allowing me to use my greatest asset.....SEX APPEAL! The female audience is craving more Sal Paradise and now you've got me! I have myself a set complete with a very fine lady. Now all I need are some guests. Now normally the Love Doctor specializes in male-female relations but tonight we're going to focus on friendship, namely the tattered friendship of "Metal Tyrant" Ness and Poo. Let's get em out here!

(Enter Ness and Poo)

Sal Paradise: Now peeps I have to admit that I have been a fan of EBW since the first show, and one of the things that made me want to become a wrestler was your bout on that debut show. From then til now we've seen you battle numerous times as allies and enemies. At the last pay per view you battled for the EBW 2nd Belt and at this next one you're going to battle again. I have two questions for you both. Couldn't the time put into this rivalry be better utilized trying to get some sweet sweet loving with a lady friend, and can you put this grudge behind you after this next fight?

Poo: I'm not even going to dignify that first question with an answer! I want this made perfectly clear, I hate Ness. I have hated him since EBW began. He stole the spotlight and never gave me a fair shot! But now I have taken a title from him. I am the EBW 2nd Belt Champion!

Ness: I will answer that first question and say yes the time would be better spent trying to get some sweet sweet loving but Poo is very unpopular with the ladies. Look, Ness can put any grudge beind him but the "Metal Tyrant" won't back down until that 2nd Belt Championship is back around my waist. I believe this grudge match with Poo is elevating the value of this belt and I'll be proud to wear again when I take it back.

Poo: Oh very classy Ness, go with the jokes saying I'm unpopular with women!

Sal Paradise: Your problem might be that you're just to close to me. Any woman that sees me can't help but want me.

Poo: Shut up Sal. Ness, I'm putting you down once and for all at Radical Dreamers but before then I'm going to take down the rest of Metal Rush.

The opening match of the show featured C-X-J #1 Contender Curry Man taking on NCW's Kid Icarus. The King of Spice and the winged wrestler put on a great contest as they mixed their high flying style with fundemental mat work. It was even all the way but Curry Man had the fans backing him and he managed to capture the win after his signature Spicy Rack finisher. Curry Man's music hit and he started to bust a move as C-X-J King Kirby and Mallow helped Kid Icarus to the back.

The next match was a big 5-on-5 war featuring former tag team champions BRASH, Danny Leung, Lucas, and The W00t teaming up to take on King Pokey, Franky, Orange Kid, Dave Larmore, and Rude. Their were several rivalries jammed into one match with Orange Kid and Apple Kid, Danny Leung and Dave Larmore, and the new feud between The W00t and Rude. This entertaining battle featured a bit of everything whether it be tag skills, mat work, lucha, strong style, every wrestler brought something different to the table. The battle dragged on for nearly twenty minutes until the surprisingly aggressive Rude took Lucas down with an Exploder Suplex and captured the win. He had tried to score the pin on W00t earlier but he instead took down his protege. This is a big win for Rude who is starting to drastically improve after cutting his ties to Reno and going through a tough period of several losses.

Before heading into the third match clips were shown from the second date of Viewtiful Trevor and M's Style...



Viewtiful Trevor: Well this is the place.

M's Style: Works for me.

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh look Dave's here! Hey Dave!

Dave Larmore: Don't *bleep* talk to me while I'm killing my *bleep* liver with sweet sweet booze!  >

Viewtiful Trevor: Fair enough, oh look there's the karaoke machine!

M's Style: Awesome, you want to sing something?

Viewtiful Trevor: One thing I can't do is sing. Why don't you sing something? You have a beautiful voice you should sing something.

M's Style: Yeah? Hmmm, but what would I sing?

Viewtiful Trevor: Just find a song that represents how you feel.

M's Style: Alright, I know just what song I'll sing.

(M's sings the hit song from the video game Mother "All that I needed was you" found here http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/5750/8 )

Viewtiful Trevor: Wow, M's do you rent or own?

M's Style: Rent or own what?

Viewtiful Trevor: Those wings you angel.

Dave Larmore: Ah *bleep* that was corny!  >

Viewtiful Trevor: Who knew you could bring the pain AND sing like that.

M's Style: Just came from my heart. 

Viewtiful Trevor: 

Bartender: Can I get you two a drink?

Viewtiful Trevor and M's in unison: No thanks I don't drink.

M's Style: Wow, you don't drink either?

Viewitful Trevor: Something else we have in common.  ;)

Dave Larmore: What the *bleep*!?! Why the *bleep* are you in a bar if you don't drink!?!

Viewtiful Trevor and M's in unison: The karaoke!

Dave Larmore: .....sweet merciful God.....



M's Style: Trevor?

Viewtiful Trevor: Yeah?

M's Style: Why do you fight?

Viewtiful Trevor: Huh?

M's Style: Why do you fight? What are your reasons for putting your life at risk in the ring?

Viewtiful Trevor: That's a good question. I guess I do it because I love the art of fighting....but that's not all. I fight to make a difference. See I didn't know where my life was going before joining EBW. But ever since I joined it I just had this feeling inside that fighting to entertain people and fighting to help people might help me discover who I really am. So that's why I fight. Why do you fight?

M's Style: I....I fight to forget.

Viewtiful Trevor: Forget what?

M's Style: It...it's a long story. I want to tell you but I....

Viewtiful Trevor: It's ok M's you can tell me whenever you're ready and I promise that whatever it is I'll stick by your side.

M's Style: You're the only person who has ever said that that I believe.

Viewtiful Trevor:

M's Style:



Nerdler: Nerdler here with the NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewitful Trevor....who looks like he was been severely beaten but has yet to have his match tonight with NCW's Luigi. Let me guess M's Style had something to do with this.......like the horrible beating she gave me.

Viewtiful Trevor: I think you know the answer to that question Nerdler. The only difference is I enjoyed it.  ;) But enough of the small talk Nerdler I'm here to talk business. As you can see I'm decked out in my MMA gear. That's because tonight I plan on showing off my MMA skills in my fight against Luigi. Then later this week on X-perience I'll take on another NCW wrestler in a hardcore match. I'll show Wart that I'm ready for our bout at Radical Dreamers. It's a fitting name for the show....Radical Dreamers. We are a bunch of dreamers trying to reach our goals. NCW stands in the way and I intend to knock em down!

Nerdler: Very inspiring words Trevor.

Viewitful Trevor: I know it's spifftastic baby yeah!

Nerdler: And now we're back to your usual pep talk. Alright let's head back to the ring.

Back to the ring for the third match as Poo battled Shark #1 in his first singles match against Metal Rush on route to his title defense against Ness. The Sharks are better tag wrestlers but Shark #1 held up his end in this battle. Poo was a man on a mission though and his barrage of quick attacks nullified Shark #1's grappling ability. Late in the match Shark #1 tried to go kick for kick with Poo but he was overpowered and put down with the Starstorm OMEGA. 1-2-3 Poo wins the singles match and looks on to his next opponent Shark #2. That battle will take place later this week on EBW: X-perience.

The fourth battle was a 6-women tag bout featuring EBW Women's Champion M's Style, Nani, and Paula taking on Tracy and her new NCW friends Princess Toadstool and Princess Daisy. This battle was more about the continuing feud between M's and Tracy but eventually the other girls were able to get into the bout a deliver a solid match. Paula continues to make small improvements in her overall game but she hasn't really decided what style she's going to go with yet. This sporadic wrestling made her an easy target for the NCW Princesses who slowly took her apart. The strategy late in the match was to keep M's out of the match and it paid off when a weary Paula feel to Tracy and her version of the PSI Starstorm OMEGA. A brawl erupted after the match with M's jumping on Tracy and unleashing punch after punch. Security had to break things up. Tracy and the Princesses ran to the back with M's on their tails but the three managed to escape. Nerdler quickly appeared to attempt an interview.



Nerdler: M's, it is my job to interview you so please don't hit me. What are your thoughts on the match just now?

M's Style: My thoughts? I think it's obvious that I'm pissed! They kept me out of that fight, they didn't beat me! Those "Pretty Pretty Princesses" of NCW are getting on my nerves but Tracy....Tracy is pushing me to a dangerous level! At Radical Dreamers you won't have your prissy friends there to help you. It will just be you and me in Eight Sides of Steel! It's going to be bloody and it's going to be rough fight....just the way I like it.

Nerdler: I think that's blatantly obvious.

M's Style: .....you just don't learn do you Nerdler.....

Nerdler: Oh no hel.........

Match number five was a special singles bout pitting NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor against NCW's Luigi. Trevor came out ready for war decked out in his MMA gear. Despite being thrown out earlier Wart was clealy visible in the crowd. The opening exchange was a test of strength which Trevor won before going MMA and taking Luigi to the mat. From there Trevor began to ground and pound until Luigi was able to struggle to the ropes. Luigi was caught off guard by the switch in styles but eventually he recovered and threw Trevor into a corner stomping him several times. Trevor caught one stomp and tried to turn it into an ankle lock but Luigi quickly escaped, ran the ropes, and hit a lariat on Trevor. The NCW champ refused to fall back down so Luigi ran the ropes to hit another lariat. Trevor was prepared though and speared Luigi to the ground before locking in the Cross Armbreaker and forcing the NCW star to tap out! Viewtiful Trevor wins the skrimish against NCW and builds some momentum as Radical Dreamers grows closer.



Before the big main event Nerdler was set to give an interview to EBW World Heavyweight Champion Brawler SWIFT.



Nerdler: I'm just saying I think she wants to kill me....oh are we on? Nerdler here once again, and this time I'm joined by the hero of EBW. The man who brought back the EBW title. I'm talking about EBW World Heavyweight Champion Brawler SWIFT!

Brawler SWIFT: Yeah I think they know who I am, they are looking at me afterall.

Nerdler: Right, so tonight you will lead Journey into battle against EBW Tag Team Champions The Great KYO and Masked Lanta alongwith Captain Strong who has agreed to team with these men to get to MUNK Perry. What are your thoughts on this.

Brawler SWIFT: What is their to think about? I'll go in that ring and do my job. You think too much and you get nervous. Just bite the bullet and do what you have to do to win. The Great KYO has quickly made himself into a threat in EBW but he has not been able to intimidate me. I'll take him any time and any place. Hell, I'd take him on for the belt right here right now. I think KYO needs to check his EBW history. Anybody who has ever screwed with me has lost big time! He screwed with me last week so now history is going to repeat itself.

Nerdler: So anyways...

Brawler SWIFT: No more questions Nerdler. Time to fight!

Nerdler: Ahh don't touch me!



Main event time once again as the super team of Brawler SWIFT and Journey team up to collide with the dark powers of KYO and Masked Lanta joined by the recently returned Captain Strong who is looking to make a quick statement by going through MUNK Perry. The EBW Champion lead his team in this match of the night. Masked Lanta kicked off the match for his team, quickly darting to the other side of the right and unleashing a barrage on SWIFT. The Brawler was able to fight back and the two ended up exchanging several hard shots in the center of the ring. Much of the same action continued until MUNK Perry and Captain Strong entered the ring. Their was a long staredown before a chopfest ensued, very similar to their previous encounters. The fans were on fire for this exchange as MUNK Perry seemed to return to the level of his outstanding singles matches that he had against Strong and Ness back when he was CP Munk. Masked Lanta and Jonathan Tack once again displayed their high pain tolerance as they stiff kicked each other. Late in the match SWIFT and KYO finally faced off in the ring and began to exchange blows but just as things were heating up the time limit expired and the match ended in a Draw. The fans were disappointed over the result but still applauded the effort. Masked Lanta quickly charge across the ring and speared Tack to the floor as another brawl ensued and had to be broken up as the show came to a close. Another big show that goes to further build up the Radical Dreamers PPV. Rivalries are growing and war is constantly looming. The road to the PPV will be paved in blood...

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1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW
Curry Man beat Kid Icarus (10:31) with the Spicy Rack.
2. EBW vs. Pokey Army
King Pokey/Orange Kid/Franky/Dave Larmore/Rude beat Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./Danny Leung/Lucas/The W00t (18:09) when Rude hit the Exploder Suplex on Lucas.
3. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army Special Singles Bout
Poo beat Shark #1 (9:06) with a PSI Starstorm OMEGA.
4. Tracy/Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy beat M's Style/Nani/Paula (13:18) when Tracy hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA on Paula.
5. EBW vs. NCW Special Singles Bout
Viewtiful Trevor beat Luigi (8:54) with a Cross Armbreaker.
6. Rivals Collide
Brawler SWIFT/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. The Great KYO/Masked Lanta/Captain Strong (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.

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Champions prepare!



EBW.com caught up with the two champions today at the Casa De Trevor Dojo as they prepare for their upcoming bouts at the Radical Dreamers PPV. Before then they will both put alot on the line as SWIFT teams with Jonathan Tack to take on The Great KYO and Masked Lanta in a non title bout. Meanwhile Trevor will collide with Waluigi in an EBW vs. NCW Hardcore bout. Both champions claim to be ready and we'll find out just how ready on the next X-perience.

Tracy makes a challenge!



EBW Women's Champion M's Style has been challened to come sit at ringside at the next X-perience for a singles match between Tracy and Nani. With just days left to go before the big PPV Tracy is looking to make one final message. M's has accepted and the two rivals will be in the same place at the same time. Will a fight break out before the big show?

Introducing the NEW Rude!



King Pokey and Generalissimo Pirkle invaded EBW Arena today to present the "New and Improved Rude"!

Generalissimo Pirkle: No longer is Rude just another face in the crowd. No longer is he just another soldier. Rude is speaking his mind now.

Rude: I used to do just do the job and get none of the credit. I kept to myself so I fell off the radar. I'm not down with that anymore. NCW's invasion is giving me a chance to branch out and pursue opportunities. Now I'm going to demand a bigger contract by making my mark in EBW. They say you need to take down the biggest dog in the yard to make a statement. I think the W00t is one of the biggest dogs that EBW has got. He may beaten in the MMA match but payback is a bitch!

The "NEW" Rude will "Debut" on X-perience when he takes on W00t's protege Lucas.

The final X-perience before Radical Dreamers is listed below.

EBW: X-perience
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1. New Definition of Rude
Rude vs. Lucas
2. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW
Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Bomberman/Kid Icarus
3. Four Team over the Top Rope Rumble
Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM#2 vs. Ness/MUNK Perry/Danny Leung vs. Dave Larmore/Franky/Orange Kid vs. The W00t/Apple Kid/Bowser Jr.
4. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army
Poo vs. Shark #2
5. Tracy's Challenge
Tracy vs. Nani
6. EBW vs. NCW -Hardcore Match-
Viewitful Trevor vs. Waluigi
7. Non-title Match
Brawler SWIFT/Jonathan Tack vs. The Great KYO/Masked Lanta

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EBW.com EXCLUSIVE! The Third Date of Viewitful Trevor and M's Style!



M's Style: Where are we going?

Viewtiful Trevor: I thought we'd go check out the new comedy club in town. I hear the guy performing tonight is hilarious!

M's Style: Sounds good! 

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Announcer: And now presenting the dark comedy stylings of Danny Leung.



Danny Leung: Hi everyone....it's a dark day today isn't it? I know what your're thinking, "How could a day be dark?" Well when you live my depressing life everything is dark. There are only three things that make me feel alive, my girlfriend Nani, the pain and crimson flow of wrestling, and comedy. Do you all want to hear some jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? BOB

What do call a man with no arms and no legs on the front doorstep? MATT

Where do one legged people work? IHOP

Are you laughing yet? Is that funny?

Man in Crowd: YOU SUCK!

Woman in Crowd: That's not funny at all! That's just depressing!

Child in Crowd: Mommy, why does life feel so hollow all of a sudden?

Dave Larmore: You *bleep* SUCK!!!

Danny Leung: Don't sugar coat it, tell me how you really feel.

Viewtiful Trevor: Ok so Danny might be a good wrestler but he's a horrible comedian.

M's Style: Let's go do something outside. Wanna go to the beach?

Viewtiful Trevor: DO I!



Sal Paradise: Hey guys..........room for one more?

Viewtiful Trevor: ..........

M's Style: ........

Sal Paradise: Just throwing that out there.....I'm gonna go.

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Nerdler: Nerdler here with...

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet Nerdler, I'd like to make a statement. As you know EBW and NCW are at war, and a big fight is going to take place at Radical Dreamers. But before then we have this last big X-perience. We have a couple EBW vs. NCW matches tonight but mostly it will be your favorite fighters battling it out. You've heard the wrestlers talk about it now one more time you're going to see them do something about it in the eight-sided ring. Ladies and Gentlemen this EBW: X-perience!

Nerdler: Don't tell me to be quiet.....

Mr. Poochyfud: What Nerdler?!?

Nerdler: Nothing!



A packed crowd entered the EBW arena tonight to catch the action of the final X-perience before the Radical Dreamers PPV. Rivalries would be settled and blood would be spilled but first we had a stacked 7 match card full of action.

The opening bout featured the future of EBW Lucas as he battled the "NEW" Rude. Rude came out by himself complete with new ring gear and entrance music. His new confidence was obvious and he no longer kept to himself. His new attitude continued in the ring as he punched and kicked away at Lucas who seemed very intimidated. Normally Lucas can hold his own against the more experienced wrestlers but this was very one sided. Rude capped off his "Re-debut" by using his new finisher the Rulebreaker(codebreaker) to finish off Lucas and capture the win.



The W00t was watching the bout from the entrance ramp and gave Rude a half hearted appluase before heading to the back where Nerdler was waiting with mic in hand.



Nerdler: W00t, you just saw the "NEW" Rude win that match cleanly. How do you feel about your chances at Radical Dreamers?

The W00t: My chances? Let's put it this way.....I already beat Rude in an MMA match. Now he wanted the match and I had never even thought about training for an MMA fight and I beat him. So you got new clothes....so what! A new outfit doesn't change who you are.

Nerdler: Actually that's exactly what happened to you.......Tanooki W00t remember?

The W00t: Quiet Nerdler! Point is Rude is going down at Radical Dreamers. W00tinoku Driver #2 1-2-3!

Next up the team of Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo battled NCW's Bomberman and Kid Icarus in C-X-J warfare. The former C-X-J tag champs have been in a bit of a funk recently. After losing to the new team of Sal Paradise and Jamie OD they sort of fell off the radar. This would be another one of those hard luck matches for them. Bomberman and Kid Icarus were on their game tonight and won the match after Bomberman hit the Running Powerbomb Pin on Kung Foo while Icarus hit a 450 Splash on Funky Afro Ninja. Another big hit to EBW's team and a big win for NCW.

Next we were taken to the back as Nerdler was set to interview the returning hero Jeff Andonuts.



Nerdler: I'm here with a returning hero for EBW, Jeff Andonuts. So Jeff, what's it like to be back in EBW?

Jeff: It's great but it is alot different. EBW has changed and I have changed. I'm not the nerd that left EBW in search of some giant gorilla. I've trained in several different styles to become an actual fighter.

Nerdler: What are your plans now that you're back in EBW?

Jeff: Well I'll be at the Radical Dreamers pay per view watching the competition then I return to the active roster on X-cite.

Nerdler: Their you have it folks. Jeff is back!

Jeff: Geez man what happened to you? You look like a mess.

Nerdler: Don't ask!

The third match of the night was a Four Team over the Top Rope Rumble featuring the Onett Police Force, "Metal Tyrant" Ness along with Danny Leung and MUNK Perry, Dave Larmore with Franky and Orange Kid, and BRASH along with The W00t. This was the longest match of the night and featured all 16 wrestlers battling in the ring at the same time. The first elimination came early when Ness dropkicked Orange Kid out of the ring, but after that it was several minutes before another elimination came when Dave Larmore took a swig of his beer before stumbling over to the other side of the ring and double lariating the two Onett Policemen over the ropes. The drunken Dave fell over the ropes with them so that was 3 down at the same time. Danny Leung shocked alot of fans with his eliminations of Franky and Apple Kid but Bowser Jr. chokeslammed it out of the ring shortly after. Very late in the match it ws down to The W00t, Ness, MUNK Perry, and Captain Strong. Ness and MUNK were the only teammates left in the ring so they had the advantage. They each turned to an opponent and brawled. That's when Rude rushed down to the ring, climbed up the ring apron, and pulled down the ropes just as Ness and the W00t were about to run against them. This resulted in Ness and The W00t flying over the top and getting eliminated. Rude quickly ran off as The W00t and Ness chased him to the back. Finally it was down to Captain Strong and MUNK Perry, two rivals that will clash in a singles match at Radical Dreamers. It was another signature chopdown between the two but Strong was little off his game due to a dropkick to his knee earlier that slowed him down big time. MUNK capitalized on the injury and drop kicked him again before dragging him up by his uniform and throwing him over the ropes. MUNK Perry gets the big win for his team and also gets the momentum heading into the Radical Dreamers PPV.

The fourth match was another Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army battle as Poo would take on Shark #2. After already beating #1, Poo was more detirmined then ever to take out #2 on his path to Ness. Domination was the key word of this fight. The Sharks have regained momentum after reforming Metal Rush with Ness but Poo aggression was just to much for either Shark in a singles contest. Once again Poo defeated a Shark with the PSI Starstorm OMEGA.

The rivalry between Tracy and EBW Women's Champion M's Style has been heating up over the weeks and the fans are loving it. M's and Tracy have already put women's wrestling on the map in EBW and made it one of the reasons to watch. Tracy issued a challenge for M's to sit at ringside for her match with Nani. Nani is another big force in the division and has helped M's and Paula defend EBW against the invading Princesses of NCW. She continues to impress with that signature Dalaam spirit and strong style moves but Tracy is a mad woman on a mission to get revenge on M's and took all of her frustration out on Nani. M's could do nothing but watch as her friend fell at the hands of Tracy who finished Nani off with a PSI Rockin. After the match Tracy smirked at M's before turning back to Nani and dropping her with a Piledriver. That's when M's rushed into the ring and quickly dropped Tracy with a Go to Sleep! The match was over and Tracy was now fair game. M's stood over Tracy and held her belt high. Sexy Strong Style will not be intimidated.



Match number 6 of the night featured NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor as he battled NCW's Waluigi in a Hardcore Match. After the MMA style battle against Luigi on X-cite Trevor was looking to show that he is ready for his hardcore fight against NCW powerhouse Wart. This fight was much less technical then the fight against Luigi and was more about hitting those big moves or using the weapon to bash in the opponents skull. Waluigi is skilled at these types of fights but Trevor's desire to take down NCW helped him stay standing after a series of hard chairshots. The champs just grinned as he took the shots and then proceeded to drop Waluigi with a Trevorplex! But he wasn't done yet and dragged Waluigi to the top of a turnbuckle where he then dropped Waluigi again with a Top Rope Trevorplex! onto a chair. 1-2-3 Viewtiful Trevor goes 2-0 leading into his title defense against Wart. Speaking of Wart, the #1 contender was watching the match and entered the ring afterwards. A staredown ensued and many of the fans expected a fight to break out but Wart simply stared before walking away. Viewtiful Trevor vs. Wart is on for Radical Dreamers.



The main event was all about rivalries as Brawler SWIFT and Jonathan Tack joined forces to take on the EBW Tag Team Champions The Great KYO and Masked KYO in a non title match. The Great KYO came out in his Devil KYO outfit. This was a bloody war that saw SWIFT and Tack fighting to hold off the onslaught of the two most dominate up and comers to ever enter an EBW ring. SWIFT is the champ for a reason though and delivered stiff head kicks to both KYO and Lanta. The impact slowed down the tag champs and allowed SWIFT and Tack to get in some offense. The resulting offense sent KYO and Lanta off the handle and they both jumped into the ring and assaulted their opponents. Masked Lanta nearly choked Jonathan Tack out until SWIFT intervened and dropped a hard elbow on Lanta. That's when Devil KYO pulled pulled out a chain and started to choke SWIFT with it. KYO and Lanta were quickly disqualified as the onslaught continued. The two teams continued to brawl as the show came to a close...

....oh wait their was one more thing that happened a little later as SWIFT was walking back to the locker room.



Brawler SWIFT: KYO?!? What the hell are you still doing here? Do you realize how pissed off I am right now.

Kyo: Huh, oh hi SWIFT. I'm just standing here thinking.

Brawler SWIFT: Thinking?

Kyo: Yeah, thinking about how great it will be when The Great KYO becomes the champion.

Brawler SWIFT: Oh you think that's how it's going to happen? I don't think so! You couldn't beat me tonight what makes you think you can win at Radical Dreamers?

Kyo: Oh SWIFT you make me laugh! Devil KYO and Masked Lanta were just playing out there tonight. The Great KYO has plans for you SWIFT. You have no idea what horrors The Great KYO will unleash upon you. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Brawler SWIFT: Shut your mouth KYO! At Radical Dreamers I will take you down and remain the champion of EBW!

Kyo: KYO's gonna kill you! KYO's gonna kill you! KYO's gonna kill you! KYO's gonna kill you.......

EBW: X-perience
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BTV!/MN-4

1. New Definition of Rude
Rude beat Lucas (6:04) with the Rulebreaker.
2. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW
Bomberman/Kid Icarus beat Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo (10:48) when Bomberman hit the Running Powerbomb on Kung Foo.
3. Four Team over the Top Rope Rumble
Ness/MUNK Perry/Danny Leung beat Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM#2, Dave Larmore/Franky/Orange Kid and The W00t/Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. (23:09) to win the Four Team over the Top Rope Rumble.
4. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army
Poo beat Shark #2 (7:50) with the PSI Starstorm OMEGA.
5. Tracy's Challenge
Tracy beat Nani (10:01) with a PSI Rockin.
6. EBW vs. NCW -Hardcore Match-
Viewitful Trevor beat Waluigi (11:03) with a Top Rope Trevorplex!
7. Non-title Match
Brawler SWIFT/Jonathan Tack beat The Great KYO/Masked Lanta (16:59) by DQ.