?

 

In a well lit room, wind blew threw white curtains, as rose petals fell from the ceiling. 



?: Destiny. You can run from it. You can bury it. You can pretend you've outgrown it even. Destiny doesn't forget. It remember you. It remembers your place. It remembers your purpose. If time is a predator that stalks us, then destiny is what pushes us to rage against that predator and make our mark. I tried to leave it all behind, but I was wrong. The fire never went out. Destiny was going unanswered, but I couldn't stop hearing it. I'm listening again. You see...there are things in this world that demand balance. When the scales tip too far...someone has to set them right.




Larry Grim: Konichiwa! This skeleton man is pleased to be reporting LIVE...on tape delay from Kora Hall in Edo! 

Apple Kid: I LOVE being in Minako's backyard! 

Larry Grim: That's right, this is the home of the Sensations, and tonight that might just count for something, but we'll get to that later. We have an incredible line up for you tonight, with a stellar main event!



Larry Grim: The "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach will team up with Dan Club's Bashin Dan and Jammer to take on EBW Champion Luca Blight, and two new members to the Army of Blight! He's got a lot of names wanting to flock to him now that he's officially decided that EBW is his to conquer. 

Apple Kid: Well, he's got the EBW Championship, that beautiful new meteor title, and everyone is going to gravitate to that...cause it's a meteor...with a gravitational pu- it was a bad joke. Forget it. I failed. Don't look at me! 

Larry Grim: Uh....but we also have Hotaru Tomoe, the young and athletic rookie, who is far more dangerous than she appears, taking on Queen Beryl in a Lumberjill match! 

Apple Kid: I've always wanted to see Minako in flannel. 

Larry Grim: I don't think they have to dress the part.

Apple Kid: ...DANG IT! 

Larry Grim: Seto Kaiba also has a mystery partner for his match tonight as well. We begin the night with a 3-Team tag however, as the Digi-Destined take on the Army of Blight, and the stellar team of Seiya Kou and the Star Spangled Prince, Tack Angel! It's going to be such a great show, but what was that thing we saw that opened the show? 

Apple Kid: I have no idea, but I get a feeling we're going to find out. 

Larry Grim: We're about to see some great XCITING action in Edo! Let's go!

EBW: Xcite
Kora Hall, Kyoto, Edo
ENN

1. 3-Team Tag: Matt/Tai vs. Troy/Snakebite vs. Tack Angel/Seiya Kou
-The night opened at a furious pace as all three teams went right at each other with constant tags and broken pin attempts. Tack Angel nearly stole it after a springboard strike on Tai, but chaos erupted when Snakebite pulled him outside. In the closing stretch, Seiya Kou tried to rally with a flurry on Troy, only to be caught flush with a brutal Punt Kick. Snakebite cleared the ring, while Mamoru Chiba and Danny Leung suddenly appeared to distract Tack Angel from getting back in the ring. Troy covered Seiya for the decisive three-count.
Winners: Troy[o]/Snakebite via Punt Kick to Seiya Kou -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Oh come on! Mamoru Chiba and Danny Leung kept Tack out of that finish, and it led to the Army of Blight getting the win over the team! They specifically wanted to humiliate Tack! Wait...who is that on the stage? Is that-

Apple Kid: That's Nimbus Tenebris! We saw her....we saw her....

Larry Grim: Speak of a past with Tack, and then she planted a big kiss on him. I'm sure Makoto isn't thrilled with that. We still don't know the whole story there! We-



?: What's left after the fire goes out? Ashes. From the ashes, you can build something new. From the ashes you can find a new path. From...the...ashes.

Sailor Sensations Locker Room

Makoto Angel entered the room, looking for her friends, and with a lot of questions about Nimbus Tenebris. 

Makoto Angel: That woman...she kissed him. She actually kissed him! Why...why does she seem so familiar? When I think about her, I remember something...a brief glimpse...when I was....more? Hey everyone, where are yo- 

Minako Aino: Oh hey there, Makoto! 

Makoto Angel: Minako? Is that you?

Minako Aino: Yeah? What?



Minako Aino: It's my costume! 

Makoto Angel: ...For?

Minako Aino: Lumberjill match! What do you think?

Makoto Angel: You uh...uh....

Minako Aino: I didn't have to dress up....did I?

Makoto Angel: I don't think so. 

Minako Aino: DANG IT! 

Makoto Angel: But it looks great! 

Minako Aino: Yeah? 

Makoto Angel: Yeah. I would....I would totally keep it. 

Minako Aino: Alright! I'm really going to commit! I'll be the best Lumberjill! Where's my axe? I'm going to cut down a tree. 

Makoto Angel: You're not actually going to- never mind. I'll see you out there. *sigh*

2. Women's Tag: Cheerleader Jenny/Officer Lainey Strong vs. Taiki Kou/Yaten Kou
-The Dark Starlights worked in tandem early, isolating Lainey Strong and cutting the ring in half. Jenny shifted the momentum with high-energy offense and a perfectly timed distraction. The turning point came when Jenny blasted Yaten Kou with a thunderous Hip Attack, leaving her stunned long enough for the Cheerleader to drop down for the pin.
Winners: Cheerleader Jenny[o]/Officer Lainey Strong via Hip Attack to Yaten Kou -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Wow! Short and sweet for Jenny and Strong! The two were on fire there! They've been struggling to come into their own since Jenny went solo from her sister and adopted the new look, while Lainey finished up officer's training with the police, but that looked to me like two women who were finally clicking! 

Apple Kid: Any day that the negaverse minions are defeated is a good day for me! It encourages me to keep dipping back into the ring myself! 

Larry Grim: Yes, congratulations on two successful matches without injuring yourself! 

Apple Kid: Lukie Yoga making all the difference, and Lukie Yoga just happens to be our sponsor today! Thank you Lukie Yoga! Our other sponsor is Fourside Men's Suit Warehouse! We have a special commercial from Mr. Suitman, the founder and CEO of the company, let's take a look. 

Larry Grim: Mr. Suitman? That's very on the nose. Oh, I pointed to my nose...which I don't have. *sigh*

-

Mr. Suitman: I'm Mr. Suitman, no first name, and this is my company, the Fourside Men's Suit Warehouse. I have all kinds of suits in all kinds of sizes. I was literally made for this. So come on down and check us out. You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it. 

Producer: Sorry. Cut. We have to cut. Here. Read this.

Mr. Suitman: What's this? Are you saying I can't-

Producer: Let's just roll it again. 

Mr. Suitman: I was literally made for this. You're gonna like the way you look, and due to a pending lawsuit, I'm legally unable to guarantee it. Sorry is it just me, or does that not sound right? 

Producer: Just go with it. 

Mr. Suitman: ....I was literally made for this. You're going to like the way you look, and while I don't guarantee it, let's just say that I strongly feel that there is a very good chance that you in one of these suits, will most likely like the way that you look. 

Producer: Cut. Try it again. 

Mr. Suitman: *sigh* I'm going to raise my hands, and this gesture means that I guarantee what I just said...even if I don't say I guarantee it. Are you following?

Producer: Come on! No! 

Mr. Suitman: You're gonna like the way you look. *raises hands* 

Producer: Cut! 

Mr. Suitman: PUT ON THE *bleep*ING SUIT AND LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK! IT'S SILK FROM EUROLAND! I GOT IT EUROLAND! 

Producer: CUT! 

Mr. Suitman: You know who liked the way I look? You wife, when we *bleep*ed in your attic! 

Producer: I'm not married. 

Mr. Suitman: Then who liked the way I look? She liked my girth. I guarantee it. 

-

Larry Grim: So....they just let that whole thing air? No actual cuts took place. They didn't edit. Well, we're one to talk, right? We do appreciate the sponsorship. Yes, we truly appreciat-



?: The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. If you want to truly escape it, you have to get off that road, and replace good intentions with destiny made manifest.

Backstage

EBW Eagleland Champion Benjamin walked down the hall when he ran into Officer Lainey Strong. 

Benjamin: My lady love! Congratulations on your victory! 

Officer Lainey Strong: It felt good. I need more of those. Really need to commit. I've been trying to live in two worlds, just like my Dad did when he was wrestling, but this is where I'd rather be, especially here with you. 

Benjamin: It does my heart good to hear that. I needed a boost. 

Officer Lainey Strong: It's not your fault that Team Xcite isn't winning the Bowl Events. 

Benjamin: I am the Captain, I deserve the blame. 

Officer Lainey Strong: I don't believe that. All the same, I heard that Boss M's is looking for you.

Benjamin: Then I shall find her. 

Officer Lainey Strong: Be careful. 

Benjamin: I'm sure it's fine. We'll speak professionally about the next steps to take. It should be fine.

One Minute Later...



Boss M's: Team Xcite losing once was unacceptable, but I let it slide because those two assholes caused it! Now we lose again, and I'm sensing a couple patterns here! I have a roster of DICKS, and YOU are not doing your job as CAPTAIN! Protect the team! Fight for the Brand! WIN AT ALL COSTS! I want that National Championship! We have the Team Rings, but Mac has the National Championship! NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I want it all! Xcite is the BEST WRESTLING BRAND ON EARTH! I want my office to reflect that, with all the accomplishments! Do I need to send the Sensations!? Will that work? Do I need to send the girls to do YOUR JOB! 

Benjamin: Ah! Uh...NO! NO! I CAN DO THIS! NEXT TIME WE'RE UP! I WILL ACHIEVE VICTORY! 

Boss M's: You had better. Danny and Mamoru have consequences coming their way. You'd better believe that. However next time, no matter what happens, the consequences are on YOU...and the consequences will NEVER be the same....wait.

Benjamin: What? 

Boss M's: Huh? DON'T QUESTION ME! JUST GO! YOU'D BETTER WIN TONIGHT TOO! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO hear about 3'dPW parading around with one of our championship belts! 

Benjamin: YES MAM! 

Boss M's: THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR! 

3. EBW CXJ Division Tag: Maseo Kurenai/Keisuke Nago vs. Seto Kaiba/Kiva 
-The CXJ Division delivered exactly what it’s known for: sharp execution and high risk, plus a big mystery revealed, as Seto Kaiba revealed that he had aligned with Kiva for his official in ring return after spending weeks undermining his son and his old friend and rival Keisuke Nago. Nago had to hype up Maseo to take on his own father, but when he did he went for it. Kurenai and Nago showcased seamless teamwork early, cutting the ring in half and targeting Kiva’s midsection to neutralize his aerial advantage. Kaiba barked instructions from the apron, looking for openings, but Kiva wasn't listening. The would be King of the Night had his own strategy. 

The momentum swung dramatically when Kaiba blind-tagged himself in and dropped Nago with a precise jumping knee. The match became increasingly technical, with counters layered upon counters. Nago nearly finished Kaiba with a bridging Hagen suplex that earned a dramatic two-and-three-quarters count.

The turning point came when Kiva escaped a corner trap and scaled the ropes in one fluid motion. With the crowd on their feet, he launched into a breathtaking Kiva Dive that wiped Nago out mid-ring. Kaiba knocked Kurenai off the apron, and Kiva stayed draped across Nago long enough for the referee to count the pin.
Winners: Seto Kaiba/Kiva[o] via Kiva Dive to Keisuke Nago -> Pin

Larry Grim: Kiva's comeback came at the expense of his son and Keisuke Nago! The Dark Emperor has returned from excursions in Anahauc and Edo, and has decided to embrace the inner Rudo it seems. I'm sure Fray Tiburon is disappointed. We can see Rey Dorado, Jaden Yuki, and new CXJ Champion Yami Yugi watching on. They all know it's only a matter of time before Kiva targets that CXJ Championship.

Backstage

Trevor Mach was standing backstage, pointing at his own head. 



Trevor Mach: Luca Blight, I want you to think. I want you to think very clearly. Think back on a couple things. What are two things I never do. I never give up, I'm too stubborn, and I never let anyone get away with talking trash or making threats to my wife. The Boss can handle her own business, but it doesn't mean I'm not going to meddle anyways. I'm a meddler, it's what I do, and right now I'm meddling with you, I'm meddling wit the Army of Blight. You want to bring chaos and destruction. I can feel that, but I'm bringing a love of pro-wrestling, not a means to an end. I have been up and down the road, and up and down the cards, from one brand to the other. I've got a lot of years behind me, I've fought a lot of wars. Those matches are behind me. Those feuds are behind me, but I'm still here. I'm still standing. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT! BOOSH!



 
4. EBW Eagleland Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. Gordy Knicker<3'dPW>
-Gordy came in with raw aggression, clearly looking to out work the champion. He cornered Benjamin early and hammered him with heavy forearms and shoulder drives, trying to break him down physically. Benjamin responded with veteran patience, absorbing the punishment and redirecting Gordy’s power into counters.

Midway through the match, Gordy planted Benjamin with a crushing slam that shook the ring and nearly ended the reign. The champion barely survived at two. The challenger grew frustrated, going for another big charge, and that was the mistake. Benjamin sidestepped, repositioned, and as Gordy turned around, he was split in half with a vicious Spear that drew a thunderous reaction from Kyoto. Benjamin hooked the leg tightly and secured the three-count to retain.
Winner: Benjamin via Spear -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: A valiant attempt by Gordy Knicker, who actually came out here by himself. No Sukajan Trio to back him up, but Captain Benjamin held his ground on this one and kept the Eagleland Championship! 

5. Women's Lumberjill: Hotaru Tomoe vs. Queen Beryl 
-With lumberjills surrounding the ring, this match had tension layered into every movement. Queen Beryl used her supposed dark authority to dominate early, tossing Hotaru across the ring and repeatedly threatening to throw her outside into the waiting field.

Hotaru relied on agility, slipping behind Beryl and targeting her arms to neutralize the strength advantage. The lumberjills became a factor when Beryl was dragged back into the ring after attempting to flee. The crowd roared as momentum shifted. Hotaru had a lot more allies on her side, and that played a big factor in how the Lumberjills reacted. Hotaru capitalized, grounding Beryl and methodically applying pressure before finally trapping her in the Rings of Saturn. Beryl struggled violently, but with the lumberjills closing off escape and nowhere to turn, she tapped out emphatically for a huge upset win for Hotaru Tomoe! 
Winner: Hotaru Tomoe via Rings of Saturn -> Submission 

Apple Kid: YES! YES! ALRIGHT! 

Larry Grim: She did it! EBW Women's Champion Erica seems to be impressed as well, as she just watched the #1 Contender beat Queen Beryl clean with the Rings of Saturn. That's a devastating finisher, and she knows how to use it. An icy cold expression from the youthful trainee of the EBW Women's Tag Team Champions. Could we see total Sailor Sensation dominance? 

Apple Kid: Where is Minako, and who is that weird looking Lumberjill?

Larry Grim: ...You...you serious?



?: EBW requires a change. It requires balance. It requires one who will steer it from the path to Hell. 

-

Larry Grim: Well, I still don't know what that's about, it does feel ominous. However, now it's main event time, and that means we're about to find out who the EBW Champion has aligned with him to take on Trevor Mach, Bashin Dan, and Jammer. Who is going to be? This new team is...is....IS?!




Apple Kid: THE LEGAL LIMIT?! 

Larry Grim: Preston Payne and Barry Dockett, the nefarious lawyers that took TUE by storm, and became the first ever TUE Tag Champions! They are carrying that history making moment with them into Xcite, and now, as members of the Army of Blight?! 

Apple Kid: I guess he needs legal advice? I mean you've seen what he does. 

Larry Grim: Indeed. Well this match just got cranked up. Xciters, it's the main event! Trevor Mach, Bashin Dan, and Jammer versus EBW Champion Luca Blight, and the Legal Limit! LET'S GO! 

6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Bashin Dan/Jammer vs. Luca Blight/Preston Payne/Barry Dockett
-The main event carried a big-fight feel from the introductions alone. Trevor and Luca locked eyes before the bell, and when they finally collided, it was explosive. Trevor’s speed clashed with Luca’s raw aggression, and neither man gave an inch.

Jammer brought brute force, leveling Barry Dockett with a crushing lariat, while Bashin Dan lit up Preston Payne with rapid-fire strikes. The pace escalated as all six men became involved. Luca nearly finished Trevor after a brutal running strike in the corner, but Jammer broke the pin at the last possible moment.

Chaos consumed the match. Barry grabbed a chair at ringside. Preston distracted the referee. Luca continued striking long after a rope break. The official’s warnings went ignored as the ring descended into disorder. When Luca’s side refused to comply with commands and illegal interference mounted, the referee called for the bell.

The crowd erupted in boos as the disqualification was announced, but the tension between the two teams remained unresolved, with Trevor standing tall while Luca seethed, championship belt raised defiantly.
Winners: Trevor Mach/Bashin Dan/Jammer via DQ 

Larry Grim: The Army of Blight did damage, but Trevor and the Dan Club get the technical victory. Preston and Barry are arguing the decision, but they're going to have a hard time getting a referee to restart or overturn this one. Xciters, we are almost to Rumble City, so we'll see you next time for-

?

?: The time has come. The time for my return. The time for my becoming. It is once again time to walk the path.




Camilo Ortega: Walking the path of Heaven, I am the man who will rule everything.

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Outside of Renegades Arena, Saturn City

A limo pulled up to the building, as Great Tiger came out, followed by the new Television Champion, Maximillion Monroe, the EBW Super Tag Team Champions RRR, Noah Jennings, and Hashim Al-Singh. 



Great Tiger: Make way! Make way for Greed, peasants! What you're looking at is true wealth and fortune. You don't get that achieving the Eagleland dream, you get it from the brutal and relentless pursuit of the almighty dollar. 

Maximillion Monroe: You know I made my first million when I was sixteen? I'll never be one of these fossils that doesn't have the juice. I make maximum millions, and I'm your NEW EBW Television Champion! 

Noah Jennings: That's right! This guy gets it! This one understands what I've been saying for years. We're going to make a lot of money together. 

Hashim Al-Singh: My recent losses have not hurt my stock portfolio, or my Scaraba oil assets. Remember that. People like us, we don't fail, and we'll use any means to ensure that success. We ARE Greed, and Greed is good.




Tommy Dukes: Welcome home to Renegade Arena! I'm Tommy Dukes, joined as always by my wife Nerma, and what we just saw was the newly formed Greed stable arriving via a limo. That's the classic Greed MO, but with Great Tiger leading the team instead of our own Havok Boss, Little Mac! 

Nerma: I see a more brutal and heartless Greed than ever before, and that's insane when you realize the names of the Greed members in the past. This is an elite team, including a brand new member to the roster in Maximillion Monroe, who stole the EBW Television Championship from "Trigger" Cade Yaggis in his first match with the company. He's rich, he's shrewd, and with Noah Jennings as his manager, he definitely picked his spot. We'll see the fall out from that tonight though as Little Mac's "boys" as it were team up once again, a reunion for Cade Yaggis, the returning proud father Subculture, and Picky. They'll take on the all-gold trio of Monroe and RRR. That's not even our main event though! 

Tommy Dukes: That's right! Tonight Dragon Shiryu and Boomtown will go head to head to see who gets to challenge Zyro Kurogane next for the World Championship. Zyro-K was given the night off to watch in the VIP section, and I think he's earned it after all the hard work he's put into making the World Championship feel as important as it should. The Super Champion will also be watching I'm sure, and did you see that he's scheduled for a non-title match at Rumble City? But against whomst've?

Nerma: That we don't know, but we might find out tonight. Someone must have thrown out a challenge, and Takumi Inui does not say no to a challenge. I mean sometimes in the past he had to be dragged kicking and screaming to help people out or play the hero, but that was just due to his own past, and the trauma that came along with it....or so I've heard. 

Tommy Dukes: We're going to determine a #1 Contender to Val Dorado's Women's World Championship tonight as well, and we're also going to be opening the show with a heated 4-Way match up, but the match I'm most interested in, is between Christy Angel and Wendy Mustang. 

Nerma: Yes, the Black Diamond Syndicate is all over this card, but that match is coming off a big singles win for Christy. She famously no showed her Women's World Championship title shot in order to pursue a team with Alison once again, but she's showing that if she really focuses and tries she could be ever bit the singles star her sister has been. 

Tommy Dukes: I mean technically that's true. She could be literally the exact same singles star her sister is, but I think she takes after her Dad just a bit more than Christina, and that's put her on a different path.

Gamer Girlz Room

Christy Angel, Alison Chains, and Lindy Moseby were hard at work....hard at work playing video games that is or at least trying to. 

Alison Chains: Is everything busted? 

Christy Angel: I know right? This is annoying. It's not like Gaben's system, where we could just verify the integrity of the game file. 

Lindy Moseby: The day after this airs, EPIC's stock goes doooown. 

Christy Angel: Epic, you're going down! I'm not even trying to be mean, I know people work for that company, but come on! You'd better have plan B is all I'm saying.

Alison Chains: You will be living in your car, and we'll be coming for that too. The second you fall asleep, we'll be coming for your wheels and your engine. 

Christy Angel: My system is WAY too loud right now. It's like they stuffed my muffler with a potato. 

Lindy Moseby: They stufflered your muffler? 

Alison Chains: Lindy, the rhyme was good, but Christy is going through a lot of grief over things right now. 

Christy Angel: Yeah, that was me being vulnerable, but whatever. 

Lindy Moseby: Ya know, I think if you reset it, it should help. 

Alison Chains: Do you think any of this will be usable to air? 

Christy Angel: No....no not at all. Considering that, you want to talk about this Alyosius Minch thing? I really think we should talk about it. Is he really your Dad or not? 

Alison Chains: Dunno, but he got me a sweet gig. 

Christy Angel: THIS...is a sweet gig. THIS! Running a bar? Not so sweet! 

Alison Chains: Could be fun. Besides, he owes me. When I was a kid, I went to his house to see if he really was my dad. He said I was too fat to be a slut and tried to feed me pancakes with cocaine in them. 

Christy Angel: ...I feel like Picky might need a hug. 

Lindy Moseby: Don't you have a big match to get ready for, Christy? 

Christy Angel: We say "get ready for" a lot, but what does that even mean? I'm hydrated, and I already have my gear on. What do I have to get ready for? Besides, I've got a mission first. 

Lindy Moseby: ...Oh? Well I guess I could be doing my job by asking...what mission? 

Christy Angel: I realized we have a lot of beef we need to squash, so I've invited a couple people over to deal with that.

*knock knock* 

Christy Angel: Here is one of them now? 

Jim Ponderosa: Hello? Hey there! Did you hear me knock? I know it can be hard to hear a knock from hands this small. It's weak and effeminate. 

Christy Angel: Come on in here, lawyer guy. Alison has something she wants to say to you. 

Alison Chains: I do? 

Christy Angel: Yes. You do. The hands thing?

Alison Chains: Oh...OH! Oh...oh?

Christy Angel: About how they're NOT small?

Alison Chains: Right...right. That. Your hands...are not that small. 

Jim Ponderosa: You're...joking right? Surely you are, and that's fine. Hands these small and useless deserve to be ragged on. Go ahead and mock them, call them useless. I tried to take a hammer to them last night. I thought the swelling might make them look bigger, but I chickened out. I'm a coward...a small handed coward. 

Christy Angel: Ali, you really did a number on this guy! 

Alison Chains: THEY'RE NOT SMALL!

*knock knock* 

Christy Angel: That would be another one! 

Richmond Stuart: He-hello. 

Alison Chains: What is THAT thing?! 

Christy Angel: Richmond Stuart. He words in the sub sub basement of EBW HQ. 

Lindy Moseby: Oh! He was on that horrible island, right? 

Christy Angel: What?! No! This guy was a very very successful businessman, and one of the more honest members of the Stuart family. My Mom was related to him, so I met him a lot and suggested he listen to a goth CD once and....well?

Richmond Stuart: ...My life has never been darker.

Alison Chains: Which is great though, because you're a goth, so you'd want that! 

Christy Angel: No, that can't be right. 

Richmond Stuart: I'm fine. 

Christy Angel: You're trapped in a dark room all the time! 

Richmond Stuart: Aren't you?

Christy Angel: I....well yes actually...huh...that's different though. You're goth, and I'm a GAMER. 

Richmond Stuart: Oh. 

Christy Angel: Look, I'm just really sorry. I didn't realize that I was going to have a negative effect on your life. I don't want this negativity lingering. 

Richmond Stuart: Oh, we're fine. 

Christy Angel: Yeah?

Richmond Stuart: Yep! Totally good. 

Christy Angel: Oh wow! That's great! I feel better. This is working out great. Maybe I was overreacting about all of this.

*knock knock* 

Christy Angel: Surely, that was the worst of-

Tad Blinko: Hey hey, Turkeys! Gobble gobble! 

Christy Angel: Oh *bleep* I forgot about Tad Blinko. 

Tad Blinko: Word is you two are squashing beef. 

Alison Chains: We don't have beef with you?

Tad Blinko: You don't have beef with me? I was a priest before I got involved with you two! 

Alison Chains: ...Oh yeah...all of that. 

Christy Angel: Well, I don't know how to say sorry for-

Tad Blinko: Is that beef jerky? 

Christy Angel: Yeah? 

Tad Blinko: Can I have it? 

Christy Angel: Sure?

Tad Blinko: Beef squashed! 

Christy Angel: Yeah? 

Tad Blinko: I'm very hungry. Dogs keep eating my food. 

Christy Angel: Well alright! Beef squashed! This is going great!

*knock knock* 

Christy Angel: Well who do we have ne-

Aloysius Minch: ...Is this the place? 

Alison Chains: Oh, so THIS is why you wanted to talk about it. 

Christy Angel: No? I did NOT invite him.

Aloysius Minch: I invited myself, and why shouldn't I? I should have people telling me they wronged me, because I've been wronged...by so many people. How DARE that bitch die and tell Picky he wasn't my kid! How DARE she give him the house! How DARE she stick me with that useless piece of shit, Pokey. He's only good for a kidney! I keep this knife with me, in case I ever see him again. 

Christy Angel: You want to throw a knife at your son for his kidney? This is who we're in business with now? No, I'm not taking credit for this one. This guy is just an asshole. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go...and apparently get ready for my match, and by that I mean...just not be HERE right now. 

Alison Chains: I'll join you. 

Lindy Moseby: ....

Aloysius Minch: ....So...you single? 

Lindy Moseby: While I have Daddy issues, I assure you, you're not my genre of man. Plus, I'm your daughter's age. 

Aloysius Minch: That has never been an issue in the past. Now, what's this party all about? Anyone want to smoke some crack? 

Tad Blinko: Right here! Me! Me!

EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. 4-Way: Firebrand X vs. Dougie Mach vs. Amigo vs. Carter Grayson
-The opening bell hadn’t even stopped echoing before Dougie Mach and Amigo were already jawing at each other, leaving Carter to get blindsided by a flying Firebrand X missile dropkick that nearly sent him out of the ring. Havok wasted no time, and this was chaos from the first minute. Dougie tried to turn it into a Mach showcase, throwing rapid-fire strikes and nearly stealing it with a sudden roll-up on Carter, but Firebrand X kept re-entering like a house on fire.

Amigo stunned the crowd, going against his amateur roots with a corkscrew dive to the outside that wiped out everyone, and Carter nearly capitalized with a top-rope elbow that would’ve sealed it, if Firebrand hadn’t yanked the referee out mid-count. In the closing stretch, Dougie went for the Dynamic DDT, but Firebrand countered mid-move, spun him through, and planted him hard with the Fire Thunder Driver followed by the pin and the win. 
Winner: Firebrand X via Fire Thunder Driver to Dougie Mach -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Firebrand X with the win! Did you notice anything during the match? 

Nerma: I noticed some intense action, and Firebrand continues to have a beef with Carter Grayson. 

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, all of that is true, but did you see who was watching? Great Tiger. 

Nerma: Oh? Oh! Oooooh. 

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, exactly.

VIP Room

World Champion Zyro Kurogane and EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui were shown walking to the VIP Room to a huge ovation. As they reached the door, it was suddenly opened to reveal...

Hashim Al-Singh: That is as far as you go. 

Zyro Kurogane: Excuse me? You not done mopping it up for us? 

Hashim Al-Singh: Funny. You talk a lot, but Greed doesn't sweat you. 

Zyro Kurogane: Oh I doubt that. Looking at you, you sweat a lot. I can smell you from here. 

Hashim Al-Singh: ...Greed is using this VIP Room. We're using it here, and everywhere else we go from now on, because THAT is what we do. 

Zyro Kurogane: Take up space where you're not wanted? Do go on. 

Hashim Al-Singh: You might be the champs, but you don't have the money, and cash is king. You're both filth to me, just like the rest. A bunch of Renegade filth. You're probably wondering who challenged you, Inui. 

Takumi Inui: ...I can guess. 

Hashim Al-Singh: You'd be guessing currently. 

Takumi Inui: Then I'll see you at Rumble City. 

Hashim Al-Singh: That's it? No mouthiness? No grand standing? No jaw jacking like the jackass beside you? 

Takumi Inui: ...I'll see you at Rumble City. 

Zyro Kurogane: I'll see you right now, if you want. 

Hashim Al-Singh: I have no time for you. 

Zyro Kurogane: You'd better make time. 

Hashim Al-Singh: ...If you want my time, it's gonna cost you.

Hashim slammed the door in Zyro Kurogane's face. 

Zyro Kurogane: ...At least hang an air freshener in there! 

2. Lady Renegades Singles: Christy Angel vs. Wendy Mustang 
-A big match opportunity for Christy Angel, as she challenged the Women's World Tag Team Champion. Darkness Aoi made it clear that she was going to let Wendy handle this one on her own, which was just fine for the cowgirl brawler. They circled slowly before Wendy shot in with a waistlock takedown. Christy rolled through and trapped the arm immediately, twisting into a hammerlock and forcing Wendy to the mat. Wendy powered up and broke the hold with a stiff elbow to the face.

From there, it became a battle of leverage.

Wendy hit a heavy snap suplex and transitioned into a grounded crossface of her own. Christy clawed to the ropes, rolled outside, but Wendy followed and drove her into the apron with a body slam.

Back inside, Wendy connected with a spinebuster and floated into a cover. Two count.

Christy answered with a dragon screw leg whip, then a knee crusher that forced Wendy to fight from underneath. Angel locked in a standing armbar and yanked Wendy down hard into a Fujiwara armbar. Wendy powered up, hoisted Christy, and dropped her with a back suplex.

They traded forearms center ring. Christy ducked a lariat and caught Wendy in a crucifix pin attempt for a two count. Wendy stood, swung wildly, and Christy slipped behind into a rear waistlock. She dragged Wendy down and surprised her with the Cross Armbreaker, fully extended. The Renegades went wild as the former Women's World Champion was at the mercy of the gamer girl. 

Wendy tried stacking her again, but Christy shifted her hips and hyperextended the elbow.

Tap out.
Winner: Christy Angel via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission 

Nerma: She did it! She won! She has now beaten two of the three members of the Black Diamond Syndicate with that Cross Armbreaker! Where has THIS Christy been?! 

Tommy Dukes: I guess squashing the beef made a difference? I hope everyone in the Gamer Girlz' Room knows that they made a big difference.

Gamer Girlz Room

 

Lindy Moseby quickly bailed as Aloysius insulted Jim Ponderosa and Richmond Stuart! In the fracas, Tad Blinko tried to grab at Aloysius's pipe, which landed on the couch and started a fire. In his anger, Aloysius threw his knife at Tad.



Tommy Dukes: I'm sure they were watching on and cheering for our favorite gamer girl! 

Nerma: You know Cade was definitely watching, but he's got his own issues going on as well. Maximillion Monroe cost him the Television Championship, and he wants payback. Can he, Picky, and the new Dad Subculture take out Greed tonight and strike back at their growing ego? We're about to find out, but wait...it looks like Maximillion Monroe and Noah Jennings are coming out to the new Greed theme!




Noah Jennings: Silence, peons! The man that makes maximum millions is about to speak! 

Maximillion Monroe: Did you expect Cade Yaggis to fight the good fight and shut up the new guy? You obviously don't know how the real world works, so let me break it down for you, so you poors can understand. I am rich. I am successful. I have what you don't. I have the juice, and when you have the juice, you can make anything happen! You're looking at a history maker! First match in EBW, and I am YOUR Television Champion! The King of your TV! Pads out the bank account nicely too, and luckily I bet on myself, because I always do! Now we're about to embarrass your favorites tonight, so pay close attention that, but first, I am going to give you the honor of seeing my new trophy! I hear they made a custom made title on the other brand, so why wouldn't I? Introducing Greed's version of the EBW Television Championship!



Maximillion Monroe: Spared NO expense!

3. 6-Man Tag: Cade Yaggis/Subculture/Picky vs. Maximillion Monroe/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem
-This was six men trying to prove dominance, with three of the four members of Blood 4 Blood reuniting to take on Great Tiger's Greed. Little Mac could be seen watching this one personally from his office. 

Cade and Monroe started slow, collar-and-elbow tie-up into a wristlock exchange. Monroe smirked and slapped Cade, big mistake. Cade answered with a double-leg takedown and drove forearms into Monroe’s face.

Rama entered and immediately changed the rhythm with vicious body kicks and sharp elbows. Picky took the worst of it, absorbing a vertical suplex and a knee drop to the ribs.

Bheem tagged in and hit a crushing shoulder block that turned Picky inside out. He followed with a delayed body slam and stood over him before tagging Rama back in.

Subculture tried to rally with short-arm clotheslines and hurting bombs, but Monroe cut him off with a chop block to the knee. Monroe attempted the Crown Jewel early, but Cade shoved him off balance.

The ring devolved into a fistfight.

Cade hit a spinebuster on Monroe. Bheem responded with a huge uranage on Subculture. Rama blindsided Cade with a running knee strike.

When the referee attempted to separate Rama and Picky, Monroe used Noah's wrist watch around his fist and struck Cade behind the official’s back. Rama shoved the referee during the confusion, and Greed's chaos led to the DQ. 
Winners: Cade Yaggis/Subculture/Picky via DQ 

Tommy Dukes: And the match has broken down! It's all out war! We're going to need some security down here! Great Tiger is grabbing a microphone! 

Great Tiger: You see this, Little Mac? You see what happens with us? We don't lose! We achieve victory, by hook, by crook, OR you get this, and you'll get more of this each and every week if you don't recognize who we are, and what we are. I was always better than you Little Mac. You got LUCKY against me! You got LUCKY! Your luck has run OUT! 

Nerma: Great Tiger has made this very personal against Little Mac.

Backstage

Outside of the Gamer Girlz Room, Christy and Alison were on the way back in, when they heard, arguing, screaming, fighting, and then looked on in shock as they saw smoke billowing from the room. 



Christy Angel: HECK AND A HALF! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! 

Alison Chains: Looks like Dad started a fire. 

Christy Angel: They're definitely going to burn to death! 

Alison Chains: No one's gonna burn to death! I'm pretty sure I saw a fire escape! 

Christy Angel: Then why are you locking the door!?

Alison Chains: To give us time to get away! 

Christy Angel: What?! 

Alison Chains: Or would you rather stick around to deal with this? 

Christy Angel: CHEESE IT!

4. Women's World #1 Contender: Diamond Rosa vs. Faris Kain 
-The next match was between two Lady Renegades hungry for a title shot. This was two powerhouses testing limits. Faris immediately targeted the ribs with short knees in the clinch before tossing Rosa with a snap suplex. Rosa rolled to a knee and answered with a stiff elbow strike that echoed.

They traded body shots in the corner. Rosa hit a delayed vertical suplex and floated into a cover. Two.

With Jet Havok cheering for her on the outside, Faris responded with a release Hagen suplex. Rosa popped up, staggered, and charged, but Faris caught her in a bearhug and squeezed the air out of her lungs.

Rosa bit down on the pain and countered with repeated headbutts before slipping free and landing a short-arm lariat. Both women were slow to rise.

Faris attempted a second Hagen, but Rosa blocked, hooked both arms, and drove her down with the Crucifix Powerbomb, stacking the shoulders tightly.
Winner: Diamond Rosa via Crucifix Powerbomb -> Pin 

Nerma: A very convincing win for Diamond Rosa, who will be getting the Women's World Championship match against Val Dorado. If she wins that match, all the gold belongs to the Black Diamond Syndicate, save for the big one, the SUPER one, but that might be targeted shortly after. We just saw the Women's World Championship contender decided, but now we're going to see the men fight it out to see who gets a shot at Zyro-K at Rumble City. 

Tommy Dukes: That's right, in our main event match up, Samurai Ifrit's Dragon Shiryu takes on Boomtown, and I really really hope, we don't see Jamie OD. 

Nerma: Look! Sal Paradise must be thinking what you're thinking, because the former Super Champion is out here WITH Dragon Shiryu! He's got Paradise to back him up against the Influencer. Let's see if it makes a difference as we-

Tommy Dukes: TAKE IT TO THE RING!

5. World Championship #1 Contender Bushido Rules: Dragon Shiryu vs. Boomtown
-Main event time, as Shiryu fought Boomtown for the right to face Zyro Kurogane for the World Championship. Shiryu opened with precise low kicks, targeting Boomtown’s thigh. Boomtown absorbed them and responded with a clubbing forearm and a snap powerslam.

Shiryu returned with a leg trip into a grounded armbar. Boomtown powered free and planted Shiryu with a spinebuster. Two count.

They traded suplexes. Shiryu connected with a belly-to-belly. Boomtown answered with a backbreaker across the knee.

Mid-match, Shiryu locked in a crossface and cranked hard. Boomtown crawled to the ropes. Break.

Boomtown began bending the rules, raking the eyes, loosening the turnbuckle pad. Shiryu maintained composure, landing a jumping knee strike and a heavy dragon kick that nearly ended it.

Shiryu lifted for a potential finishing maneuver, but Boomtown slipped behind and delivered a low blow while shielding the referee.

The crowd erupted into boos. Jamie OD rushed out and blindsided Sal Paradsie before rolling into the ring and smashing Shiryu with his solid metal mask. 

Boomtown capitalized with Here Comes the BOOM!, driving Shiryu into the mat for the pin and the 1-2-3! 
Winner: Boomtown via Here Comes the BOOM! -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: AH! IT'S JAMIE OD! RUN! HIDE! AH!!!

Nerma: Jamie OD just attacked Sal yet again, and helped Boomtown with his success. He continues to groom the Influencer that Sal looks at like a son, and that cost Shiryu another shot at the World Championship. We're going to get the grudge match of grudge matches instead. Zyro-K and Boomtown do NOT like each....like AT ALL! *sigh* What a wild ride it's been. We'll see you next week for the last stop before Rumble City! Goodnight!

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Ted Pettentool: The Tedster here with another EBW World to kick off the last week before Rumble City! It's been a wild ride to get there, but we'll be seeing an incredible show in the River City, which as we all know sets the stage for Victory Explosion 20! We know that Greed has made a big push, Hashim challenging the EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui to a non-title bout, while RRR and Maximillion Monroe have announced they will be in the Rumble City Match! The women's Rumble City match is filling up too, and when all is said and done, we're going to see a huge field of Renegades and Xciters brawling it out in Rumble City! Don't miss it!

EBW: Rumble City 2026
River City Gymnasium, River City
ENN+/ENT+

1. Women's Rumble City: Astrid Rúnsdóttir vs. Darkness Aoi vs. Christy Angel vs. Alison Chains vs. Usagi Tsukino vs. Queen Beryl vs. Makoto Angel vs. Taiki Kou vs. Rei Hino vs. Yaten Kou vs. Ami Mizuno vs. Minako Aino 
2. Xcite - EBW Women's Championship: Erica(c) vs. Hotaru Tomoe 
3. Havok - Last Man Standing: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD
4. Xcite - EBW Championship: Luca Blight(c) vs. Trevor Mach
5. Havok - Non-Title Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Hashim Al-Singh 
6. Men's Rumble City: Bashin Dan vs. Cade Yaggis vs. Rama Raju vs. Komaram Bheem vs. Maximillion Monroe

Saturn City Gym

Tack Angel was busy doing his signature squats and watching a Lukie Yoga video, showcasing stretches he'd never be able to pull off with all of that BEEF! He decided to work on a weight machine to improve his torture rack. As he bent down to grab some weights, he heard some shuffling above him. He looked up, and found his head locked between two legs. 

Tack Angel: What?! Wha?! 

Nimbus Tenebris: Hello Tack. 

Tack Angel: You! I still don't remember who you are, and quite frankly, I didn't appreciate the kiss either. I am married! 

Nimbus Tenebris: That didn't stop you in the past. 

Tack Angel: I have no idea what you're talking about. 

Nimbus Tenebris: Call it a past life then. Whatever. It was still you, deep down. Reincarnation doesn't work like it does in the macroverse....where...well it doesn't work at all. In here, you're pulled from the moment of death and placed somewhere else, starting a brand new life...reborn...so to speak. I can't imagine everyone remembers these things, but I know it's in there....deep down. 

Tack Angel: Lady, you're not making any sense. 

Nimbus Tenebris: We were very close, you and I. Tackleton Angelsmythe. 

Tack Angel: What did you-

Nimbus Tenebris: Star Prince. 

Tack Angel: .....

Nimbus Tenebris: Did that stir anything? Maybe being where you are is stirring something else? 

Tack Angel: ...Lady...if you knew me you'd know I don't like my ears covered. 

Nimbus Tenebris: Oh? A joke?



Tack Angel: Do I look like I'm joking?

EBW HQ

While Tali was hard at work in preparation for Rumble City and beyond, the "Wild Hero" was taking a nap. He had to keep his shades on, as lately...the bright lights were really hurting his eyes. As he slept, he dreamed, dreamed of wild visions, watching his actions through his eyes, but he didn't remember the actions he was taking. He had a comforting vision, of himself flying through the sky, holding onto his beloved Aunt. He heard a song, and it brought him warmth. He suddenly snapped awake as Tali poked him in the cheek. 

Tali Mach: Hey! Heeeey! Wake up! I'm done! We can go home! Heeey! I said we can- HEY!



Tali Mach: ...P-put me d-down...you brute. 

Trevor Mach: It'll be faster this way! 

Tali Mach: Don't look so satisfied that you can just scoop me up! 

Trevor Mach: You're blushing. 

Tali Mach: N-no I'm not. 

Trevor Mach: You're cute when you blush. 

Tali Mach: Shut up. 

Trevor Mach: You're always cute though. 

Tali Mach: Do you want a knuckle sandwich? 

Trevor Mach: I might drop you. 

Tali Mach: ...*sigh* 

Trevor Mach: I love you. You know that, right? 

Tali Mach: *blushing* You idiot. Where did that come from? 

Trevor Mach: Hehe, just a thought I was having. 

Tali Mach: Pleasant dreams? 

Trevor Mach: Better. I got this song running through my head, and it gave me an idea.

Tali Mach: Oh?

The Mach Farm

Hours later, the Machs made it back to Smalltown and their farm. The mini-paradise for Trevor, who still struggled to view the sunset, as he kept his shades on. He carried Tali inside, as they spent some time with their children, before Trevor asked for Lucca and Robo to join him and Tali in the living room to carry out his idea. 

Trevor Mach: Alright, it's been a while since I wrote out music. Does everyone have it? 

Lucca: I sure do. How did you know I played piano? 

Trevor Mach: Lucky guess?

Robo: Affirmative. I can play any instrument. 

Lucca: Show off. 

Tali Mach: I'm...not much of a singer. 

Trevor Mach: Come on, baby. It's a duet, just for us. 

Tali Mach: ...You said this song came to you in a dream? 

Trevor Mach: The best dream. 

Tali Mach: *sigh* Alright, let's give it a shot. Why not?

Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is back again, baby, cause it's EBW World, 3'dPW had a show, and we've got some air time to kill! 3'dPW continues to make waves in Threed, as Rince Vusso somehow nabbed up what is quickly becoming the most sought after plot of land in the whole city. They don't want the Wrestle Zone specifically, I think they want to bulldoze it and build something on it, but you get the idea. We found out that 3'dPW and VBW Champion Dante Ward took the week off in an attempt to get Lobster Man a roof over his head. From what I can figure out, Lobster Man might have been a mentor to Dante growing up. I know a lot of people were big fans of Lobster Man and his legendary team with Little Mac, Master Lu, and Dig Dug. Rince Vusso wanted to do something to make up for the loss of two his biggest stars for the week, so he got his lawyer with the small hands to take care of a star in need.

Saturn City Penitentiary

Prison Guard: Stand back, convicts. The fish is free to go.



Big Chugga Chungus: You fellas all a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell ya that! Ridiculous! Completely ridiculous! Can you believe these characters? Way out of line! Way out of line! I have a good mind to go to the warden about this! You know what hurts the most, is the lack of respect. Ya know, that's what hurts the most. Except for...except for the other thing. That hurt the most, but the lack of respect hurts the second most. Ridiculous.

Big Chugga Chungus limped out of the prison, where he was met by Jim Ponderosa. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Thank you so much for getting me out of there! 

Jim Ponderosa: Please, don't try and shake my hands. Your hands are enormous. It'll just make me feel inferior. 

Big Chugga Chungus: ...That's how I feel when I look down to pee...it also burns too. *sigh* How did you get me out of there? 

Jim Ponderosa: Well, we got the stalking charge dropped. 

Big Chugga Chungus: But I was also all over the emails connected to that island. You know the one. 

Jim Ponderosa: Yes, but I know you weren't on the island, and I was able to prove it. 

Big Chugga Chungus: How?

Jim Ponderosa: You would have been the only person who had gone to the island to leave still a virgin. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Great point! Sad points...absolutely dark...and dire...but great point! 

Jim Ponderosa: How bad was it in there? 

Big Chugga Chungus: It wasn't easy, but I survived by joining the Saturn Supremacists. BOinG Heil! 

Jim Ponderosa: ...I see. Well, I hope you're in the mood for "Salad". 

Big Chugga Chungus: For the last time, I don't want to toss the salad! 

Jim Ponderosa: ...You don't want to take on Chad Salad for the Big Boy Championship? 

Big Chugga Chungus: Oh that?! Yeah, I'll do that.

-

Ted Pettentool: So the show goes on for 3'dPW, but the results were very very mixed. Vargas Wargrave of VBW returned and defeated Gordy Knicker with his War Driver, and once again stated that VBW isn't merging with 3'dPW, and that he's got unfinished business with Dante Ward and Lobster Man. The other two members of the Sukajan Trio were bested as well, when Andrei Volkov and Silas Vane of Cold Blood Union bested them. Andrei, a former MMA fighter, tapped out Johnny with an ankle lock. Velvet Riot continues to be a highlight of 3'dPW, and a big draw for big money businessmen who drink and party with them during the shows, BUT in the ring they suffered another defeat against Nightshade, as Rogue Miko and Champagne Vice beat Ayame Nocturne and Hana Ironveil, when Ironveil fell to the Nightshade Benediction. In the main event, Hell froze over, which according to Jamie OD is just the natural state. Big Chugga Chungus actually beat someone....CLEANLY! It almost seemed like it was on purpose too. Chad Salad seemed to knock himself out trying to knock down Chungus, and when Big Chugga tried to go to the top rope, he simply slipped and fell onto Chad Salad, but it ALMOST looked intentional as the ref count the 1-2-3. Big Chugga Chungus is the NEW 3'dPW Big Boy Champion! Things were really looking up for him.

3'dPW 
Wrestle Zone, Threed
Youtube

1. Singles: Vargas Wargrave<VBW> vs. Gordy Knicker
Winner: Vargas Wargrave via War Driver(Randleman Driver) -> Pin 

2. Tag: Tommy Meppu/Johnny Meppu vs. Andrei Volkov<Cold Blood Union>/Silas Vane<Cold Blood Union>
Winner: Andrei Volkov<Cold Blood Union>[o]/Silas Vane<Cold Blood Union> via Ankle Lock on Johnny Meppu -> Submission 

3. Cabaret Tag: Ayame Nocturne<Velvet Riot>/Hana Ironveil<Velvet Riot> vs. Champagne Vice<Nightshade>/Rogue Miko<Nightshade>
Winners: Champagne Vice<Nightshade>/Rogue Miko<Nightshade>[o] via Nightshade Benediction(Tombstone Piledriver) to Hana Ironveil -> Pin 
 
4. 3'dPW Big Boy Championship: Chad Salad(c)<EBW> vs. Big Chugga Chungus 
Winner: Big Chugga Chungus via Top Rope Splash -> Pin -> NEW 3'dPW Big Boy Champion! 

Ted Pettentool: I SAY looking up past tense, because he was later caught in the dressing room of Velvet Riot, smelling their undergarments and well...



Ted Pettentool: He had to get bailed out again. A restraining order may be on the table, and Vusso is having to throw out about a hundred "bros" to get the Madame to continue to let her girls work with 3'dPW. *sigh* We have such lows that we hit in EBW land, but we also have highs. We still do! Always keep your head up! Always look to the light! Life is a comedy. You just have to laugh at it sometimes. We always have hope in this world. In fact, we have two beacons of hope joining EBW very soon. Two heroic figures that will be making their way to us very soon. The first one is...




Ted Pettentool: Toha Yamaji, known better as Jiraiya, a member of a secretive ninja clan several generations old, who is coming to bring his fast striking style to EBW! BUT...he's not alone. He's got a partner coming with him! That man is none of than....




Ted Pettentool: Mobile Cop Jiban! That's the code name for Edo officer Naoto Tamura, was went through a special..."program" of sorts to become a defender of law and order, and he's bringing it to the ring! Say, you think that guy's ever met one of the Kamen Riders? How about Ultrawoman Talius? Maybe Arremer X? *leans forward and opens hands* We live in a crazy world!