Citizen Camilo - Chapter 1

Camilo Ortega, the man who walks the path of Heaven, and the man who plans to rule over everything. Successful in life, and in wrestling, the Havok Television Champion is standing tall with new representation and 2 big wins over Justice 87 leader Trevor Mach. Camilo's rise appears to be continuing, as the wrestler is looking to move into the political ring as well, looking to fill a seat in the Fourside City Council in a Special Election. One Renegade in particular was none too pleased to hear about.  



Camilo Ortega: My name is Camilo Ortega, and I wish to fill this seat. I wish to do more than just represent you. I will rule over all, and lead the world to a new order, like I am doing in the ring. I was born to command, and conquer, but you have to understand, it is not for bad, but for good. I'm not sugar coating this for you. I'm not lying to you about my intentions. I am giving you something that no one else ever would. I am giving you the truth. For too long the people have been leaderless, with paper politicians filling seats and lining pockets. I tell you I want to rule, because I respect your intelligence unlike them. This city, this country, is diseased with an over abundance of chaos, and I will bring you control.

Trevor Mach: Sounds like the perfect would be dictator to me.

Mr. Gouji: Trevor Mach, you don't belong here. This isn't about wrestling.

Trevor Mach: Oh, it's ALWAYS about wrestling when you have OCD and a couple of losses that are nagging at you like you WOULD NOT believe! Citizen Ortega, doing your part to represent the people eh? You blatantly tell these people you want to rule them and expect them to vote you in? Well hell, it worked for Amabo I guess.

Camilo Ortega: I have a vision, and it's far from being as narrow sighted and "paid for" as the current President's agenda. The people need someone to push them towards the future. A strong leader, and this first step will see me ascend to that peak sooner than later.

Trevor Mach: City Council? Slow down brah, don't want to do too much too fast!

Camilo Ortega: I know you're being sarcastic, but this is the smartest move right now, as it will allow me to perform my duties for the people and in the ring without being hindered.

Mr. Gouji: Go away Mach, this time and place belongs to my client, and you are interrupting his speech. Let him speak. This is a free country after all, and this is not a wrestling ring. What's wrong, don't you believe that the people would be smart enough to make their own decisions when voting?

Trevor Mach: People? No! People are stupid. I lost my faith in the "will of the people" a long time ago when it comes to this political stuff.

Mr. Gouji: Are you saying you hate the Renegades, because they are people Mach?

Trevor Mach: Not a chance. The Renegades are a bunch of individuals making their own choices and deciding their own futures, both those of us in the ring, and the ones that decide to show up and support us or hate us. People are stupid, but a person can change the world. I respect the person who goes by the beat of their own drum.

Camilo Ortega: That is what I'm trying to do. I am standing out to change the world, and take the future into my hands. "Be the change you wish to see in the world" -Mahatma Gandhi

Trevor Mach: "I'm going to knee you really hard in the face" -Trevor Mach The fact that it's your hands is the problem here. A little order never hurt I guess, but what you want is control and what I want is chaos, so that puts us on the opposite sides of this ring too.

Mr. Gouji: Well we certainly don't have to worry about you running against Ortega. Last time you had authority you gave it up.

Trevor Mach: I had an office. I filled out paper work. I didn't have real authority. Authority is exerted in the ring. Authority will be exerted when Justice 87 kicks the asses of the Gouji Guys at the next Chaos TV! Authority will see me claim that Television Championship for myself and the bad ass Renegades!

*Audience Cheering*

Trevor Mach: And THAT is how you win some hearts and minds. Peace out bitches!

Camilo Ortega: .....



#EVER returned this week, like it does every week, cause it's a weekly show, so this is a redundant opening line. Anyways, after the big controversy of the Fourdoras getting the #EVER Open Championship match thrown out Tomo and Jamie OD decided to team up to teach them a lesson, which would lead to the semi main event before the Zephyr Division Championship match, but first, the show opened with a major announcement from Tack Angel...



Hater: Nyah! Hater here in #EVER with the Boss Tack Angel!

Tack Angel: Interim Boss.

Hater: I see you lugging around two new belts, so why don't we get right down to this announcement of yours.

Tack Angel: Oh....we're not going to build it up? I like have surprises for people and.....*sigh* oh well. These are the #EVER "HashTag" Championships! The titles that will signify the top team in our developmental territory, which is just across the street from our main product, so it's not really a territory if you want to get technical and-

Hater: HashTag Championships?! Really? Don't you think you're taking this hashtag thing a little too far?

Tack Angel: Hey, my wife said that kids these days love the hashtags, and you can apparently put them in front of ANYTHING and it'll be #cooler.

Hater: I think that's only for Twitter though.

Tack Angel: Wait...really? #*sigh*

Tony Novus: Boss!

Tack Angel: Oh no no no please no oh no please no...HEY GUYS! What do you want from me this week!? I mean, how can I help you?

Jason Saxon: Well, we were going to ask if there was any reason we were left off the show this week, but now we're interested in learning how to earn those tag belts.

Tack Angel: HashTag Championships, and they will be decided in a tournament next week! As for this week, you guys apparently lose to the Dragons last week, so I figured this week we would showcase another tag team for a change.

Tony Novus: But, they aren't booked this week either.

Tack Angel: Shut up! I know what I'm doing!

Jason Saxon: You're the boss, but make no mistake, we're going to throw our names into that tournament, and become the HashTag Champions!

Tony Novus: We'll make you proud boss. Later!

Tack Angel: Oh....I don't know about "proud" per say.

Hater: Are you alright Tack? You're sweating profusely.

Tack Angel: They have mullets too you know.

Hater: What?

Tack Angel: The Double Dragons. They have mullets too. They are everywhere all of a sudden. They are closing in around me like walls....no escape.....no escape.....



Tack Angel: No escape.....no escape......no escape.....

Hater: Welp, Tack's out to lunch so on with the show! Nyah!

The opening match saw the Social Justice Warrior Tamera Tambler take on Gemma in Zephyr Division action. Comical match for Tambler, as she tried to stay out the ring to avoid Gemma, and screamed at Penguin Referee to check his privilege. Finally Gemma caught Tamera and landed the a Double Underhook Gemini Buster, but Maya Inca Boy of the Fourdoras ran down to put Tamera's foot on the ropes. The save had Gemma going after MIB, and getting blindsided by a Tamera lariat. Back in the ring, Tamera hit the Tamblegram Slam and covered Gemma for the 1-2-3.

Vyram's creation the Mole Dimension challenged Degrees to a singles match this week, promising a big surprise on the show. Degrees accepted, but he was joined by Jet Havok as they correctly anticipated a trap, with the other members of the team fighting of Vyram's Grinams outside the ring. The Mole Dimension was tough and bulky, but Degrees showed that he does indeed lift by flipping the Mole up and over as he charged. The dazed Mole was set up for the Spinning PhDDT and dropped for the pin. A nice win for Degrees, but victory would be short lived, as Radiguet and Grey introduced the surprise for Degrees....



Megumi was back, but now went by the name Maria, having apparently turned on Jet Havok to join the Dimensional Invaders. Degrees pleaded with her to come to her senses, but she went of the attack and sent her once fiance flying. The challenges continue to mount for Jet Havok, now that a former Havok Ranger has joined the opposition.

In a 3-Way match That Guy tapped out that Nikky with That Submission for that victory. Senor Box was there too. After the match, That Guy had words to say directed at someone who is not That Guy.

That Guy: I am not This Guy, I am That Guy. That Guy is the guy, while This Guy wishes he was the guy. This Guy can never be That Guy, because I am That Guy.

In the semi-main event #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo and Jamie OD mixed it up with Doc Gonzo and Cody of the Fourdoras. Surprisingly exciting match up, with Gonzo and Cody stepping up to show they can hang, but matched up against the two hardest strikers in #EVER, they took their fair share of lumps. As the Hooligan chased Gonzo to the outside, Tomo and Cody traded blows in the ring. Tomo kept demanding that Cody hit him harder, before running to the ropes to go for the lariat, sending Cody spinning on his way to the mat. He picked Cody up for the Brainbuster, but Cody escaped and hit a Dragon Suplex for the near fall pin attempt. He then managed to go high risk with a Moonsault Knee Press that actually kept the champ down for the 1-2-3. Cody fixed his glasses as he threw his fedora on Tomo-kun, quite literally throwing his hat into the #EVER Open Championship scene.

The main event would see the #EVER Zephyr Division Championship on the line, as the extreme Maxine Justice put the belt on the line against the ninja that may or may not be Lady M's called Lady K. Hard hitting action between these two favorites, and it was looking to become the best #EVER match to date until...



Betty Taylor, the sultry librarian "witch?" turned wrestler from AGES stormed the ring and attacked both ladies, ending another main event title match in a No Contest. Two in a row? Man, people are going to start complaining. Glad that Steve's in the complaint department.

#EVER!: 11 comes after 10
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Zephyr Division Singles: Tamera Tambler beat Gemma via Tamblegram Slam -> Pin
2. Singles: Degrees beat Mole Dimension via Swinging PhDDT -> Pin
3. 3-Way: That Guy beat Nikky[x] and Senor Box via That Submission -> Submission
4. Tag: Doc Gonzo/Cody[o] beat Ishihiro Tomo[x]/Jamie OD via Moonsault Knee Press -> Pin
5. #EVER Zephyr Division Championship: Maxine Justice(c) vs. Lady K ended in a No Contest!

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Nerma: Nerma here, and we're just minutes away from the start of Chaos TV! It's been a hectic few weeks, and since the return to Edo a new contender scene has popped up for the Havok World Championship. Firebrand X has ascended to immortality, becoming the 1st Champion to hold both the Havok and EBW belts, but now he has former champs Kinniku Mike, Anwin, and Noah Jennings breathing down his neck. The crazy title scene will be settled for the first time in a three tiered cage, and the winner will receive this brand new belt, unifying the Havok and EBW belts now and forever. Before that though, we have the match many expected to main event Victory Explosion this year, Firebrand X versus Kinniku Mike.

Kinniku Mike: It should've been the main event, but I got fluked by that damn Anwin. Uuuuuu! Make no mistake, it's not going to happen again, and this time the Renegades and Team Strong Tits are going to see who the better man really is. Uuuuuu!!!!

Firebrand X: You've wanted this match....I've wanted this match. You jumped me several weeks back, and I don't forget these things. The satisfaction you got will feel like a distant memory when I have you in agony in that ring.

Nerma: Well there you have it, they're both ready to go, and this grudge match will be tonight's main event. This is Chaos TV!





The opening contest this week saw the debut of Anahauc's wrestling legacy Kiva. The son of the legend El Kiva Grande, Kiva has in many ways surpassed his father's reputation in the ring, using a flawless, flowing lucha style to use momentum against bigger opponents to take advantage. He's versatile enough that he doesn't wrestle the same match against a big guy as he would a small guy either *cough* Rey Rey *cough*. He joined up with the Edo duo Junior and Kota Hayashi against the heel team of LG Rod and Randy no Kachi, as well as the glamorous Mr. Dangerous, who came out to a prolonged and extravagant sequence involving pink lighting and roses falling from the sky. All the grandstanding and pageantry in the world didn't save Mr. Dangerous from being the first to fall to the debuting Kiva, after an exciting sequence, Kiva finished Dangerous with a High Angle Senton Bomb to score the pin and the win in his Havok debut.



Gear: I still can't believe what he said.

Til: It IS scientifically possible Gear. Every possible scenario plays out in an alternate dimension, it stands to reason that sometimes these scenarios might intersect.

Gear: No, I can't believe it. I have seen Sonic before. I have seen Sonic in EBW and Havok before. It can't be possible! I am Gear, the freedom fighter from the Segua Kingdom, sworn to protect it from Ninteldo. I am also Gear the wrestler, and right now we have a new goal, and that's winning tonight and showing AkiKyo that we didn't come here to play around. We came to win.

Til: That's the spirit Gear! Put all that Eggman nonsense behind you and focus on the match tonight. I know we can do it!

Gear: I know we can too, and we will! Man, I was really letting that get to me, but it really was a bunch of garbage right pal? We're nothing like Sonic and Tails.

?: What are you guys on about?

Til: Knux, you made it just in time for the match!

Gear: Hey Rad Red, what kept you?

Knux: Sorry True Blue, I was tracking down Eggman. He stole the Master Emerald, and that was my responsibility. I have to get it back.

Til: Well joining us in Havok is the best way to stay close for our mission.

Knux: Right, and I don't mind busting some heads and winning some titles in the process of getting the emerald back either.

Gear: Well, they do call you the fighting freak don't they? Let's do this!

In singles action, Subculture continued his climb back to the top against Indy Guy. The self proclaimed spot monkey came out with a cadre of his ring rats, shrugging as his music kept skipping. The Green Bomber has a nice streak going, and added yet another win tonight, but not by his own hand. The flippy Indy Guy botched an attempted 5 rotation splash and fell out of the ring, leading to a count out.

In 6-Man action, we saw another debut, as Knux the fighting freak joined Gear and Til from the Segua Kingdom to take on the Havok World Tag Team Champions AkiKyo and Space Danny. Great action, with the debuting wrestler once again making a name for himself from the get go, as Knux clobbered Space Danny, sending the pompadour to the mat with an Emerald Cutter and the pin.

DReAM has arrived in Havok, on a mission to help Cherub Kid fight the darkness inside, and joined his team with Nosan to take on Bois, Bais, and Flying Man in more 6-Man Tag action. The hyped up plan turned out to be pretty underwhelming, as the happy go lucky DReAM spent the whole match trying to keep Cherub from sneezing, using laundry clips and cotton balls, but to no avail. Eventually Cherub turned into Dark Cherub and allowed himself to be pinned after a Chickenwing Neckbreaker from Flying Man and the pin.

Even MORE 6-Man Tag action followed! All the 6-Man Tag action! Justice 87 came out in full force to go to war with the Gouji Guys in a match that would determine the stipulations for matches at the Breakthrough Special. Big time action in the match, with Trevor Mach and Camilo Ortega continuing their growing rivalry, as well as Grind and Switchback. However, Sal wanted to strikeback at the recently debuting Dogma Mask, and managed to get the win following his new finisher the Face Turn. Justice 87 celebrated in the ring and announced that next week they would let the Gouji Guys know just how they would lose at Breakthrough.

Main event time, as the Havok World Champion Firebrand X took on Kinniku Mike in an absolute classic confrontation. The Renegades were hyped and on their feet, as these two went all out, not waiting til Breakthrough to make a point. The match WOULD end in controversy however, as Mr. Gouji would interfere, as Firebrand tried hitting the Crash Fire Buster on Mike. Mike was able to escape as a result, hitting the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb to get the big pin and win, but the ending was bittersweet, as he openly showed disdain to Gouji getting involved. Gouji smirked as Anwin and Noah Jennings looked on from the stage. Was Mike playing games? Had he become the latest Gouji Guy?



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Kiva[Debut][o]/Junior[FXE]/Kota Hayashi beat Mr. Dangerous[x]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod via High Angle Senton Bomb -> Pin
2. Singles: Subculture beat Indy Guy via Count Out
3. 6-Man Tag: Gear/Til/Knux[Debut][o] beat Akinan/Kyo/Space Danny[x] via Emerald Cutter -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Bois/Bais/Flying Man[o] beat Cherub Kid[x]/Nosan/DReAM via Chicken Wing Neckbreaker -> Pin
5. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise[o]/Grind beat Camilo Ortega/Dogma Mask[x]/Switchback via Face Turn (Belly-to-back inverted mat slam) -> Pin
6. Non-Title Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Firebrand X via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin

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Jet Havok: Let's Go Tobidase - Chapter 2

The war between Jet Havok and Vyram was taken to a new level, as it was revealed that Megumi had aligned with the dimensional invaders to become Maria. The revelation dealt a serious blow to the team, most notably Degrees, who was once moments away from calling Megumi his wife. After Maria made her debut, Degrees disappeared into the mountains. Meanwhile, Vyram made their next move...



Jeff Andonuts: Aha! There you are! We've been looking you everywhere Degrees.

Degrees: .......

Jeff Andonuts: It wasn't that tough for me though, what with the power of SCIENCE! Hehe....uh...actually it was because I know you. We're friends remember? Colleagues in science turned allies for justice. Meaning when your ex decides to join the dark side, I've still got your back.

Degrees: ...She's alive Jeff.

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah....yeah we noticed that when she betrayed us.

Degrees: It can't be true. She must be under Vyram's control. I refuse to believe that Megumi could ever join Vyram.

Jeff Andonuts: Well, if that's the case, why don't we do something about it?

Degrees: What good could I do? I haven't gotten us anywhere in our fight with Vyram. I'm barely able to keep the team together. Kaori and Hailey deserve a better trainer than me too.

Jeff Andonuts: Hey, they are doing fine, and you're doing just fine as leader too. We need you Degrees.

Degrees: I'm just a doctor!

Jeff Andonuts: You're the one keeping this team together! So pick yourself up Degrees, cause we need a leader!

Degrees: .....Right...I-

Hailey Havok: (on wrist communicator) Guys, this is Hailey. Shit's going down yo! That Grey dude and Mole Dimension are back! Jackson's trying to fight Grey on his own. It's not going well.

Degrees: ....Let's go!



Mole Dimension: Haha! I might as well dig you a grave now!

Hailey Havok: Get up Jackson!

Kaori: Come on! You can do it!

Jackson Kain: I'm not done with you yet Grey.

Grey: I think you are. I picked a terrible rival it seems. You were barely a challenge, in the ring or out here. It's time to finish you o-

Degrees: Not today!



Degrees: This team stands together Grey. You want to try and take one of us down, you'll have to beat us all.

Jackson Kain: I didn't ask you to get involved Degrees. I had everything under control.

Degrees: ....Did you really?

Jackson Kain: .....No....not really.

Grey: A team standing together? Can you believe it Mole Dimension? He actually came back.

Mole Dimension: Haha! What a maroon!

Grey: One of you already betrayed your side, how long until it happens again?

Degrees: It won't happen. It hasn't happened. Megumi is still in there, and I'll bring her back. If the five of us have to take on the whole Vyram Empire alone then we will, we'll save Megumi, and we'll win.

?: Well said Degrees. Spoken like a true leader.

?: Good news though, you're not alone.

Degrees: Eh?

Hailey Havok: Whoa! Who are they?

Grey: What!?



?: Havok Gold!

?: Havok Silver!

Gold and Silver: We are Havok Wings, allies of Justice!




Grey: What is this?! Two more costumed menaces!? My sensors can't identify you! Who are you?!

Havok Gold: None of your business creep. We're not here to talk or play games, we're here to defeat you!

Havok Silver: Vyram's tyranny has gone on long enough. Jet Havok, we will fight alongside you today. Learn to unite as a team and strike a blow against evil for justice!

?: Did someone say justice?!

Havok Silver: Eh?

Havok Gold: Eh?

Kaori: Look, it's another one!



?: Havok Fire, hitting the scene! I will blaze a path of justice with my own two hands! Hyah!




Grey: Another one?!

Havok Fire: The battle is just beginning Jet Havok, but this isn't a wrestling ring, so take these blasters and make them regret picking this fight.

Degrees: Got it.

Jackson Kain: I'll take the other one.

Grey: Perhaps we will settle this another day. Mole Dimension, take care of them.

Mole Dimension: Uh...well...alright. Haha! Prepare to meet your OOF!



Havok Gold: We'll hold him off!

Havok Fire: You know what to do!

Havok Silver: Now is your chance Jet Havok!

Degrees: I'm sorry I disappeared guys, but I'm committed to seeing this through. Together, we'll defeat Vyram, as a team united.

Jackson Kain: FIRE!



Jet Havok stands tall, with new purpose in the fight against Vyram. Will they prevail? Will Degrees be able to save Megumi? Who are the mysterious Havok Rangers that stepped in to make the save for our heroes? Find out next time...

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades!? It's been a roller coaster around here lately, but I'm back with some big news! The Havok Battle Network is adding a new show to the lineup. Havok: X-Trios, will feature nothing but 6-Man tag matches that will now be referred to as Trios matches from this point on. The opening match will see a rematch from Chaos TV!, as Gear, Til, and the newcomer Knux will take on the Havok World Tag Team Champions AkiKyo and Space Danny. The main event will see the Anahauc hero Kiva bring in two more lucha stars to battle against Havok's Edo contingent in Kota Hayashi, Junior, and Ishihiro Tomo in an international war!



Tack Angel: We were very proud to bring Kiva amongst the Renegades, and now I am even prouder-er to announce that he has made a big move on our behalf and brought up Hexagon III and Los-

Los Tiburon: LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND! MASKED WRESTLER! I AM LUCHA! I AM A GRAPPLER! I WILL GRAPPLE EVERYTHING! EVERY. FUCKING. THING! VIVA LOS TIBURON!

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'm digging the blue mask. How about you Hexagon III? You come from a lineage of.....shape based wrestlers. Care to make a statement to the Renegades?

Hexagon III: .......

Tack Angel: Hexagon? Hex? Hello? Hello? He's gone...he's completely out to the lunch. You guys represent the best of your style, and the men to my other side here represent Edo strong style at its finest. The two worlds will collide in our debut main event and it is going to-

Trevor Mach: Tack!

Tack Angel: *sigh* One day.....one day I will finish an announcement without getting interrupted....but it is not this day....yes Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Justice 87 wants in on this X-Trios debut!

Tack Angel: Tomo's in the main event.

Trevor Mach: And DAT HEART is going to kick some heads in, but the rest of us want a match too, and make sure to give the Gouji Guys a front row seat.

Tack Angel: You going to tell them about the Breakthrough matches?

Trevor Mach: Nah, that waits till Chaos TV! No, I just want them to see what they've gotten themselves into.

Tack Angel: Just go ahead and announce the match. We know you want another shot at Camilo Ortega.

Trevor Mach: Do I? Oh do I? DO I REALLY TACK?! Yes....yes I do....quite accurate. When it's showtime it's showtime, but first we party.

Tack Angel: What are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: Match please and thank you bye!

Tack Angel: *sigh* So yeah.....Havok: X-Trios....Anahauc vs. Edo....don't miss it.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Gear/Til/Knux vs. Akinan/Kyo/Space Danny
2. Trios: Mr. Dangerous/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod vs. Bois/Bais/Flying Man
3. Trios: Trevor Mach/Grind/Sal Paradise vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan/DReAM
4. Trios: Kiva/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon vs. Kota Hayashi/Junior[FXE]/Ishihiro Tomo

Last edited by Machismo (12/08/2019 7:24 am)

Hater: NYAH! Hater here with the card for the next X-Trios that will lead to the big Breakthrough event. What if it wasn't a big event? What if we said the small or medium sized event? Would it still sound as cool? The Havok hype machine likes to make everything big. Yeah Steve, I know, but I'm just saying! NYAH! The theme for this week sees the four men that will step into the Triple Cage form teams against each other. For some the recruitment was easy enough, as Firebrand has talking Subculture back into a main event position for one night along with Kota Hayashi to take on Noah Jennings and the men he had to pay to join him, the World Tag Team Champions AkiKyo. Mike has assembled the randomly put together heel tag team to be his Typhoon against Anwin, Bois, and Bais. The Anahauc Trio will also be in action against Segua Heroes and the 87's will lock up against Indy Guy and the Hive. Don't miss it and don't miss Breakthrough! Triple Cage! Nyah!

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Ishihiro Tomo/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise vs. Indy Guy/Killer Bee/Worker Bee
2. Trios: Kinniku Mike/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod vs. Anwin/Bois/Bais
3. Trios: Kiva/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon vs. Gear/Til/Knux
4. Trios: Firebrand X/Subculture/Kota Hayashi vs. Noah Jennings/Akinan/Kyo



Officially Unofficial Breakthrough 2014 theme: P0Ji2sxk0Uc

Havok: Breakthrough 2014
Twoson Fairgrounds
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan/DReAM
2. Singles: Subculture vs. Flying Man
3. #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Jamie OD vs. Cody
4. The 87's vs. Gouji Guys No Rules: Sal Paradise vs. Dogma Mask
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Akinan(c)/Kyo(c) vs. Gear/Til
6. The 87's vs. Gouji Guys Career vs. Career: Grind vs. Switchback
7. The 87's vs. Gouji Guys Havok Television Championship 2/3 Falls: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Trevor Mach
8. Havok World Championship Triple Cage: Firebrand X(c) vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Anwin vs. Noah Jennings

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X-Trios entered its second week with a theme seeing the champion and challengers of the Breakthrough main event forming teams for Trios competition. This lead to so odd teams, teams brought together by money, and well put together dream teams alike.

The opening contest saw the 87's go against Indy Guy and the Hive in a vicious, one sided match up. Mach and Paradise took the Bees out of the ring as Tomo side stepped an overly elaborate flippy indy move from Indy Guy who tried to shrug it off, only to eat the Brainbuster and the pin from Tomo, followed by the pin.

Anwin talked Bois and Bais into a high profile Trios contest against Kinniku Mike and the randomly put together heel team of RnK and LG Rod, a temporary formation of Mike's Typhoon stable from EBW. Surprisingly good match for the put together teams, with Anwin's apathetic attitude leading to Bois and Bais getting to show off more than the contender for the title. Despite this Anwin moved into action as Mike had miscommunication with his team and ended up eating the Based Bomber and getting rolled up for the sudden pin. Big win for Anwin, as he will see Mike and two others in a Triple Cage all too soon.

The Anahauc Trio teamed up to take on the Segua Heroes, ahead of Gear and Til's title shot against AkiKyo. Best match of the night, as Gear and his team brought speed, agility, and a Euroland style that complimented the style of Kiva, Hexagon III, and Los Tiburon. The crazed lucha Los Tiburon pulled Gear and Til to the floor and tried to grapple them like his pet bear, only for Hexagon III to splash on all of them for the good of the team while Kiva hit his Hurracanrana Driver and finished up with the 450 Splash and the pin. Segua Heroes looked strong, but the Anahuac Trio are on a roll.

Main event saw Firebrand X recruit Subculture and Kota Hayashi against Noah Jennings and AkiKyo. Jennings had to bribe AkiKyo, with Akinan making it clear he was in it for the money, while Kyo happily followed his tomodachi along for the ride. Great match, and it was a treat to see Subculture back in the main event picture, if only for one night, following his self imposed exile to the bottom of the card. Noah's plan of using the World Tag Team Champions backfired, when he threw Akinan in front of him during an argument to eat a KO Punch from Subbie. Firebrand, back under the mask for the time being, tagged in and hit his Crash Fire Buster on the downed Akinan as Noah ran way, getting the pin and the win. Good win for the champ and his team, while Akinan angrily chased Noah to the back.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Ishihiro Tomo[o]/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise beat Indy Guy[x]/Killer Bee/Worker Bee via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Trios: Anwin[o]/Bois/Bais beat Kinniku Mike[o]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod via Based Bomber -> Pin
3. Trios: Kiva[o]/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon beat Gear/Til/Knux[x] via 450 Splash -> Pin
4. Trios: Firebrand X[o]/Subculture/Kota Hayashi beat Noah Jennings/Akinan[x]/Kyo via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin

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Officially Unofficial Breakthrough 2014 theme: P0Ji2sxk0Uc

Breakthrough 2014 was held live at the packed Twoson Fairgrounds, a venue that has seen many special events, but not one quite like this, as the stage set up saw the Renegades having to sit way back in preparation for the lowering out the Triple Cage, for the first main event of its kind that will actually be good and not the culmination of a shitty movie from 2000.

The opening match saw the Anahuac Trio rack up yet another big win, this time against the DReAM Team. Cherub wasn't the one to cost the team this time, as DReAM tried too hard to motivate his team and found himself the victim of Tiburon's vicious grappling and 450 Splash by Kiva followed by the pin.

Subculture continued his winning streak as well after a hard fought match with Flying Man. The KO Punch x Counter Culture sealed the deal, giving him another win. After the match Hailey caught up with the Green Bomber in the back...



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! This freaky chick has been hyped about Breakthrough for weeks and it's finally here! Wooooo! YEEEEEAAAAH! Sorry.....I like fun things. I'm here with Subculture, who just got another big win. Subbie, what are your plans from here on out? You've been playing it coy and quietly since our return to Fourside, but after yet another win you've got to be thinking it's time to move back up the card right?

Subculture: I spent months focusing on revenge. I spent all that time wrestling outsiders. I don't think that means I've proven myself against the Renegades, but I'm working on it. I'll move up the card when I feel that-

Mr. Lu: Subculture.

Subculture: Lu? What....what's up? What are you doing here?

Mr. Lu: You think Little Mac wanted you to sell yourself short and force yourself back to the bottom? You think he wanted to see you opening shows? Jerking the curtain? Nothing wrong with that at all for most people, you're Subculture. You're the hero of Edo. You brought down Stuart and liberated a country! You avenged Little Mac. You deserve the main event! No question. What the hell are you waiting for Subculture? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Subculture: ......

Hailey Havok: Subculture? Where are you going? Wait!

The first title match of the night saw the 87's Ishihiro Tomo put the #EVER Open Championship on the line against Jamie OD and Cody. The Fourdoras got themselves ejected fairly early in this hard hitting offer #EVER Offer match that saw Jamie OD nearly capture the title after hitting the Penalty Kick on Cody, but Tomo took him to the mat with a German and hit the Vertical Suplex Piledriver on the staggered Cody before getting the pin and the title defense. #EVER continues to be ruled by DAT HEART!

The war between the 87's and the Gouji Guys kicked off with Sal Paradise taking on Dogma Mask in a No Rules encounter. Sal promised the vicious burn out Paradise would show up tonight, which turned out to be Sal with the "FACE" on his shirt sprayed out, making light of his previous turn to the psychotic. The match itself was every bit as brutal as expected, with Dogma Mask getting to showcase his brutality in front of the large crowd. Sal could take it and dish it back out, using a chair to subdue Dogma on the outside before placing him onto a table. As Sal went high risk for a top rope chair assisted elbow, Mr. Gouji finally appeared with another wrestler in tow. The AGES and EBW masked mauler Poison Jam rushed in just as Sal crashed into Dogma on the ground. Poison Jam went on full assault while the rest of the 87's tried to make the save, but it was too late as Dogma Mask recovered and hit a Chair Assisted Powerslam on Sal to get the pin. The Gouji Guys struck first at Breakthrough 2014.



The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line next as AkiKyo faced off with the Segua Heroes. Top notch tag action, that saw Akinan trying to protect a broken nose from X-Trios for most of the match. Gear had his number, but Til once again found himself the victim of a Friendship Claw from Kyo. As the Tomodachi Monster made friends with his Mandible, Til fought for as long as he could. Gear stopped running circles around Akinan to try and help, but fell to the Backbreaker Chokeslam in the process. Till started to bleed profusely as he finally had to tap. AkiKyo successfully defended the World Tag Team Championships. After the match, LG Rod and Randy no Kachi rushed the ring to face off with the celebrating champions.



LG Rod: Congratulations AkiKyo. We weren't sure if this team would hold together, but we learned something new today. You guys just might be the best tag team.

Akinan: Damn right we are.

Kyo: And the best of friends!

Akinan: I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't even start walking in that direction. It's more like the exact opposite of that......I hate you....but we ARE the best tag team. Can't deny that.

Randy no Kachi: As a tag team you're on top of the world, but as friends....well you are lacking, and THAT is where WE have the advantage!

LG Rod: See we've learned something else recently. Something very personal and important about each other. This might shock you all Renegades, so you might want to sit down. RnK and I.......are.....bros.

Randy no Kachi: I know, I was surprised too, but it's true! Somehow two randomly put together heels have become the best of bros, and we're out to prove that best heel friends can become best heel champions!

LG Rod: We are the next in line to challenge you! We challenge you for those titles. We challenge you.....

LG Rod and Randy no Kachi: TO A BRODOWN!

Akinan: Ha! Like we would-

Kyo: YOU'RE ON! WE ARE THE BEST BROS!

Akinan: DAMMIT KYO!

The 87's and Gouji Guys were up against as life long friends turned rivals Grind and Switchback faced off once again in a Career vs. Career match. Grind booked this match, giving Switchback the same out in the event he lost that Switchback did. Unmask to keep your job. Best match between the two yet, with the luchablade style keeping the Renegades on their edge of their seats. Gouji tried to get involved on the outside, but Sal and Tomo chased him off. Switchback was looking in top form, rolling across the top rope to come off and hit a hurracanrana, but gloating before the follow up Rolling SSP cost him, as Grind put up his knees and deflected. Grind hit a Rolling SSP of his own and went to the top to attempt and land his Sling Blade. 1-2-3! Grind won the match, evening the score with the Gouji guys and costing Switchback his career. Grind reminded an angered Switchback what he would have to do to keep his job. Switchback teased multiple times taking off his mask, but ran to the back in a huff with Grind on his tail. In the back Hailey Havok caught up with the loser....

Hailey Havok: Yo! What's wrong Switchback? Was my Grindage too much for you! Haha! Fair is fair and payback's are a bitch! Lose the mask!

Switchback: Is that what you want?! You going to have a laugh at my expense as I have to remove this mask?! This mask means a hell of a lot more to me than Grind's must have meant to him, but fine! It's that's what you want! FINE!



Hailey Havok: Well there we have it! Gotta admit, it's a little underwhelming. You don't have any disfiguring scars or anything. Are you...are you crying?

Switchback: NO! It's sweat in my eyes, and I have stared at light without my goggles in years!

Hailey Havok: You mean you NEVER took off the mask? That's gross dude! You should go wash that thing! Is the light really so bright that you can't open your eyes?

Switchback: I refuse to open them! The 87's are going to taunt and make fun of me.

Hailey Havok: You did kind of ask for this, but what makes you think they would do that.

Switchback: ....They're looming right now aren't they?

Hailey Havok: ....N-no!

Trevor Mach: ....*snicker*

Switchback: Dammit! They ARE there!

Grind: Looking good Switchback!

Switchback: This isn't over Grind! I keep my job, and I'm going to make sure you pay for this!

Grind: Looking forward to it pal! Looking forward to it.

The semi-main event would see the conclusion of the 87's-Gouji series for the night, and it would be for the Havok Television Championship. Camilo Ortega has been looking at the title, his affiliation with Gouji, and his recent clean wins over Trevor Mach as steps on the path to his eventual rule, but the losses have lit a fire under the wild wolf of the 87's Trevor Mach. This 2/3 Falls match would be their most explosive, but it was also see the conclusion of this exciting feud. Camilo's calm demeanor was replaced with the attitude of a man on a mission to shut down Mach once and for all. The 87's brawled with the Gouji guys on the outside before both groups were thrown out to make this one-on-one...potentially three times. High octane exchanges lead to several near falls and submission attempts early on to get that first win. Mach looked to have it by lifting Ortega for the Burning Machismo, but Ortega countered out and landed his STO. 1-2-KICKOUT! The first Space Tornado Ortega wasn't enough, but a running lariat turned into an STO Bomber would do the trick, just barely keeping Trevor down for 3. Camilo was looking good with yet another pin on Mach, but the wild wolf took off from here, getting bloody in a strike fest that took Ortega out of his grappling element, and looking dominant for a change against the man who walks the path of Heaven. Try as he might he couldn't land the Macha Ye though, and soon found himself the victim of yet another STO Bomber. Camilo looked to shut out Mach, but Trevor was playing possum and trapped Camilo in the Trevor Triangle Choke. The shocked Camilo tried fighting out of it, clawing for the ropes, but Trevor managed to switch the Triangle up into the Machaplata. To Camilo's credit he refused to tap, but soon passed out from the pain. The referee counted the 3 giving Trevor the first victory over Ortega he'd had, but it wouldn't be the last. Wasting no time, Trevor backed into the corner of the ring and rushed at Camilo to hit the Macha Ye. Camilo blocked it in a surprising move, but Trevor ran the ropes and smashed him on the second attempt. A giant welt formed under the bloody Ortega's eye as he staggered again to his knees. He defiantly challenged Mach to hit him again, as one last Macha Ye lead to the 1-2-3! Trevor Mach finally matched his biggest challenge and came out with the win and the Havok Television Championship. The win put the 87's one up on the Gouji Guys, giving them the overall victory for the night. Camilo turned his back to the 87's as they celebrated on the stage. A continued show of defiance from the former champ.



It was now time for the big first time ever main event, as the Triple Cage lowered over the ring. The massive monstrosity, brain child of Tack Angel, would play host to four men looking to ascend to the top to grab the Havok World Championship. The new title belt hung atop the world as the four men in the ring stood below looking at the coveted prize that would have to earned in this huge Havok war. The match started with a brawl, as all four men, Firebrand X, Kinniku Mike, Anwin, and Noah Jennings, tried to climb up to the next level of this three tiered beast. Early on the three challengers tried to ensure Firebrand would not make it to the top, but he ripped off his mask revealing the Demonbrand, who ran through his opponents in an exciting surge that got the crowd firmly behind their champion. Noah backed away in fear as Demonbrand forced him into the corner, but the purple heel was saved inadvertently by Anwin and Mike as they back dropped the demon and sent him outside of the ring as the other three scrambled to the next tier. The war continued, and the odds stacked against the champ. Especially as Gouji came out with a chair in hand. His plot was to wait it out and assist who he thought was his next Gouji guy, but that wouldn't happen as Sal Paradise came out looking for revenge and grabbed the chair, threatening Gouji to stay put or eat the seat. Eat the seat....that's a good one....how come no one ever uses that. Eat the seat....I'm calling that one. That's my phrase now. Back to the match. With the Renegades behind him, Demonbrand rushed to the second tier as the three traded big moves. Anwin and Noah took Mike down with a double suplex, only for Anwin to hit Noah with the Based Bomb. As Anwin tried to climb to the third cage, Noah dragged him back down and traded stiff shots until Mike recouped and double suplexed both men on the cage. The roof was starting to look flimsy and the possibility of a collapse had the Renegades on edge. Demonbrand caught up to Mike as he was getting up and blasted him with a Shining Wizard. The two titans clashed as Noah and Anwin slowly recovered. Mike brought everything he had, but the Demon escaped the Black Ocean attempt and manically fired away with punches and kicks before hitting a Crash Fire Buster that sent Mike back to the roof of the first cage, nearly causing a collapse once again. Mike was down and out as Noah won out in an exchange with Anwin and rushed to the top to face his destiny and the man who blames for everything. Noah tried using a loaded fist to deliver a big KO Punch, but the Demon took the punch and fired back with shots of his own, hitting a Crash Fire Buster that opened his path to the top and his championship. Demonbrand fought off the three hungry challengers and embraced his crazed side to survive the battle and come out on top with the new Championship belt. On this night Firebrand X proved that he is the Ace of the Renegades. The true World Champion!



Havok: Breakthrough 2014
Twoson Fairgrounds
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Kiva[o]/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III beat Cherub Kid/Nosan/DReAM[x] via 450 Splash -> Pin
2. Singles: Subculture beat Flying Man via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin
3. #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) beat Jamie OD and Cody[x] via Vertical Suplex Piledriver -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
4. The 87's vs. Gouji Guys No Rules: Dogma Mask beat Sal Paradise via Chair Assisted Powerslam -> Pin
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Akinan(c)/Kyo(c)[o] beat Gear/Til[x] via Friendship Claw -> Submission -> 1st Defense
6. The 87's vs. Gouji Guys Career vs. Career: Grind beat Switchback via Sling Blade -> Pin
7. The 87's vs. Gouji Guys Havok Television Championship 2/3 Falls: Trevor Mach beat Camilo Ortega(c) (2-1) to become the 5th Generation Havok Television Champion!
-Camilo Ortega beat Trevor Mach via STO Bomber -> Pin
-Trevor Mach beat Camilo Ortega via Machoplata -> Choke Out
-Trevor Mach beat Camilo Ortega via Macha Ye -> Pin
8. Havok World Championship Triple Cage: Firebrand X(c) beat Kinniku Mike, Anwin, and Noah Jennings via Title Grab -> 1st Defense

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Do Machines Dream? - Chapter 1

Arremer X, the robot duplicate of Firebrand X, was meant to be a copy of him in almost every way, but in reality he was something different. Meant to be a double agent, a weapon, Arremer X betrayed his programming, betrayed what he was meant to become, to choose his own future. Arremer then decided to follow in the footsteps of his organic counterpart and joined EBW, but when EBW rejoined with Havok, Arremer X was nowhere to be found....



Firebrand X: .....Can he hear me?

Degrees: I have no idea. I'm more of a medical doctor, and I've been very busy lately, so I have no idea to what extent he may or may not be conscious. I do know it had to be done though. He was shutting do-

Firebrand X: Dying?

Degrees: ....Yes.

Jeff Andonuts: I can explain a little better. See, Arremer came equipped with a Self Evolving Thought Helix, but the concepts of self and individuality weren't quite taking like we had hoped. Everything seemed fine, but let's be honest, he was created to be you and specifically you. To be anything else was going to take some time. The Thought Helix must be allowed to adapt without the worry of the body breaking down in the process.

Firebrand X: Then we need to leave him be.

Degrees: I'm surprised that you of all people would be working so hard to maintain your robot copy. He was a sleeper agent after all.

Jeff Andonuts: Degrees?

Degrees: Sorry, the conflict with Vyram is probably clouding my judgement on this.

Firebrand X: He deserves the chance to live as his own man. I am not in control of that. Just see to it that he is kept in stasis until he can come out of that chamber as an individual. No matter how long it takes.

Summer Vice - Chapter 1

The SSS are at it again. This time on the shores of Eagleland. The shadow organization is getting into a new business. "Power Up" is a performance enhancer that is being distributed through the fighting circles. Face has recruited Magnum PT and Swift to go covert and hit Summer to track down the lead distributors and assist in shutting them down.



Swift: >:C

Magnum PT: What?

Swift: These clothes.....what the hell were you thinking?

Magnum PT: Trust me chief, these are the threads to wear to get noticed in Summer.

Swift: In the 80's maybe. I didn't sign up for this bullshit to wear stupid clothes and go club hopping. What the hell are we doing here?

Magnum PT: I told you Swift. Were you not paying attention?

Swift: No. >:C

Magnum PT: We have to get on the inside. People know who we are, and the right kind of people need to see us looking for Power Up. We'll get connected, and make a large purchase on the condition that we can get in on the business.

Swift: And what does that have to do with beating on those two assholes over there!?

Magnum PT: Nothing....you did that for no reason.

Swift: Oh....right. >:C

Magnum PT: We get into this club and we get our faces out there to the right people.

Swift: Fine....let's do this.



Hailey Havok: RENEGADES! Hailey here again with a look at the big big big mega mega MEGA post Breakthrough Chaos TV! Wooooo! We're going to see the next #1 Contender decided to face Firebrand X. Noah and Anwin will be keeping in the fray while former Television Champion Camilo Ortega and Grind also throw their names into the running. Kinniku Mike finds himself on the outside looking in, seeing as he was the farthest down the Triple Cage when the title was grabbed. He'll be taking out his frustrations in a requested Handicap match. We'll also see 6 Renegades clash to see who will face new Television Champion Trevor Mach, who will be teaming with Sal Paradise to take on Dogma Mask and Poison Jam. Don't miss the awesomeness!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World Championship #1 Contender Semi Final: Camilo Ortega vs. Noah Jennings
2. Havok World Championship #1 Contender Semi Final: Grind vs. Anwin
3. Handicap: Kinniku Mike vs. Indy Guy/Mr. Dangerous
4. Havok Television Championship #1 Contender: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Kota Hayashi vs. Cherub Kid vs. Kiva vs. Gear vs. Flying Man
5. Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise vs. Dogma Mask/Poison Jam
6. Havok World Championship #1 Contender Final: TBA

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Breakthrough has come and gone. We broke through the Breakthrough if you will, but I won't because that's stupid. Firebrand X unleashed the demon to retain his championship and claim the new title belt in the Triple Cage. Trevor Mach managed to drop Camilo Ortega 2 pins to 1 to become the new Havok Television Champion. Grind forced Switchback to unmask to keep his job much in the same way Switchback had done to him prior. AkiKyo retained against the Segua Heroes, Sal Paradise got screwed over in his match against Dogma Mask by the debuting Poison Jam, Tomo defended the #EVER Open Championship, Subculture continued his winning streak, and the Anahauc Trio emerged victorious again. I think that about covers it. The Danger Zone erupted into cheers as the show opened with Firebrand X and Gemma coming to the ring to do an interview with Hailey Havok.

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Was that an awesome Breakthrough this year or what?! We saw it all, but the main event was the center focus, as that big ass triple cage took up nearly the whole building, and in a brutal war Firebrand X retained the championship. You got that spiffy new belt to boot. Bet you're happy you don't have to carry around two belts anymore eh?

Firebrand X: It didn't really matter one way or the other. The point is I am the champion. I was underestimated, and they thought that the numbers game would get the better of me, but I prevailed. That's who I am and that's what I do. That's all that really needs to be said except for one final thing. It's time for the next would be challenger to step up.

Noah Jennings: You're damn right I'm going to step up! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who you've caused pain and misery. I'm the main who was a breath away from grabbing that title instead of you. Do you know who I am!?

Anwin: You're a loud mouth, and you're not going to waste another title shot while I'm here.

Noah and Anwin made their way towards the ring, but they were not alone.

Grind: Whooooa! Slow down guys. Let's face facts here. You both stunk up the joint at Breakthrough. The only reason you're here right now is because Kinniku Mike happened to be farther down the cages than you two chuckleheads. Don't expect another title shot, because I've waited far too long to get another shot at the gold. Firebrand X versus Grind has a nice ring to it don't you think X?

Firebrand X: ....*nod*

Noah Jennings: There you go again! You underestimate me! You belittle me! Is there no end to your injustices Firebrand X! You are the villain, not me!

Anwin: Hey, let's keep treating Anwin like yesterday's trash. I did win the Havok World Championship. Don't ever forget that. As much as you like to play spoiler Firebrand, it still happened, and it's going to happen again.

Camilo Ortega: Your petty squabbling doesn't mean a thing to me, and is the biggest waste of time yet.

Camilo Ortega made his way onto the stage like the other contenders candidates, still sporting the black eye from Breakthrough.

Grind: Camilo, you just got the side of your head caved in. You even cleared to compete tonight?

Camilo Ortega: I'm just fine I assure you, and I don't need two eyes to see tonight, because I have true vision. I have a vision of the future that sees me finally reclaiming the World Championship, and ruling over all. The future belongs to me, and the four of you aren't in it. Firebrand X, your resume is impressive, and you might be one of the few worthy enough to face me in the ring, but the result will be the same no matter what. The path of Heaven will overcome the demon from Hell. I will be the Havok World Champion!

Trevor Mach: Hey now! Let's not forget about the NEW Havok Television Champion! BOOSH!

Trevor Mach joined the growing list of Renegades making their intentions known to the Havok World Champion.

Camilo Ortega: You insist on getting in my way further?

Trevor Mach: Don't forget who won at Breakthrough pal! I'm the Havok Television Champion, and I can claim the title shot against Firebrand X anytime I want. Grind and I would love to bring one more belt to the 87's.

Camilo Ortega: You merely released me of a burden. Instead of "cashing in" I'll defeat my opponents in front of the world and present my case that my future will reign. You're the only one between us that took those losses so badly. Though I may stumble on my path, I will not falter, I will walk the path regardless.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Whatever you say Brosef, but the way I see it, Grind's gonna have your number, and win the whole thing. I just want you to remember something, that I'm an idiot who holds grudges for a very long time, and that could make your path a whole lot more difficult. Get Hype!

Camilo Ortega: At least you are aware of your idiocy.

Noah Jennings: Don't ignore me here! Do you know who I am!

Anwin: No one actually cares!

Firebrand X: Enough! You settle it in the ring, and then line up, cause the winner will the first to step into the fire.

Trevor Mach: See Hippie, that dude's a bad ass. You got to be more like him.

Retro Hippie: Is that why you had to destroy my Prius?

Trevor Mach: ......Yes.



The Havok World Championship Tournament got right underway, as Camilo and Noah Jennings locked up, in a more technical bout than expected. Noah was the one working more heel tactics, and trying to stay on the side with Camilo's swollen eye, managing to get him to the ground for a Side Triangle Choke, but Camilo grabbed the ropes and went on the offense from there, rushing Noah with a lariat that turned into the STO Bomber for the pin and win. Camilo Ortega would move onto the main event.

Grind and Anwin engaged in an equally competitive bout, with the downtrodden Anwin throwing out the rule book and nearly getting DQ'd for his heelish tactics, but Grind got the edge and hit the Sling Blade after a Rolling SSP for the pin. The main event would see Grind and Camilo go one-on-one while the two contenders left over from Breakthrough would be on the outside looking in.

After the match with Anwin, Hailey Havok tried to get a word with Grind, but the monitors cut to the roof of the building where Gouji was ordering Poison Jam and Dogma Mask to attack a downed Switchback. Grind quickly rush to the roof.



Mr. Gouji: You're useless to us Switchback. You were only a Gouji Guy as long as you got the job done, but that obviously didn't happen!

Grind: STOP IT! What are you doing?!

Mr. Gouji: Dealing with discarded trash. I expect more of my clients. Your old friend just didn't match up. You should be happy, we're just finishing what you started.

Grind: No! This isn't what I wanted and you damn well know it! We settled it in the ring. Stop this!

Mr. Gouji: Ha! Fine. We've made our point. Let's go guys.

Camilo Ortega: You have more important things to worry about Grind. I'll see you in the main event.

Grind: Switchback you alright?

Switchback: ......I'm fine....thanks....Grind.

Grind: Yeah....don't mention it.

Kinniku Mike is pissed! The angered typhoon demanded a Handicap match when he found out that he wasn't going to be the next contender for Firebrand X, or even be in the running. He want to take out his aggressions and make a statement all in one match, and he did just that. Mr. Dangerous was smart enough to let Indy Guy shrug and flip his way right into a beating. Mike was more ruthless than usual though, using a painful looking Jumping Piledriver to put away Indy Guy. A thud made the Renegades collective feel the phantom pain in their necks as the ref counted the 1-2-3.

After the match Mike was far from over as he went after Mr. Dangerous anyway, who was trying to carry Indy Guy to the back. He assaulted them in the backstage area, and even attacked Space Danny, who was just passing through. Nerma and Hater tried to get a word with him, but Mike threw Hater into the caged background.

Nerma: MIKE! STOP THAT! HOW COULD YOU?!

Kinniku Mike: How could I? HOW COULD I?! Uuuuuuu! I can do whatever I want! Did you see that Tack Angel! Did you see what I can do! I'm just getting started! You cut me out of the running because I fell the furthest from the top of the Triple Cage?! That match was stupid to begin with, but your ruling is even worse! You pissed off the wrong man Angel, and the Typhoon is about to roll in and destroy every Renegade that gets in my way until I get what I want, and that's a title shot!

Flying Man appeared and tried to quell the situation.



Flying Man: Stop it right there Mike! You've done enough!

Kinniku Mike: Who the hell are you to tell me anything Chicken!? I'll cut you a break because of what we went through in Zealstraillia together, but you piss me off again, and I'll rip your damn head off! Uuuuuuu!!! Take a hike!

Flying Man: No Mike, you leave them alone! You want to make an example? Face me next.

Kinniku Mike: You got a death wish?! Fine with me. I know Tack's a big fan of yours anyways. He'll get to watch me take you apart! Uuuuuu!!!!

The Havok Television Championship was now in the possession of the Wild Wolf Trevor Mach of the 87's, and the hunt immediately began for the next challenger, in a 6-man match. The match featured the biggest up and comers like #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo, who is also from the 87's, Kiva, Gear, Cherub Kid, Kota Hayashi, and Flying Man. Cherub was the dark horse of the match, on a constant losing streak as of late, but Cherub came into this match more fired up than usual, seemingly having a grip on his apathetic dark side. The reason being Little M's on the outside cheering for him, as a romance seemed to be blossoming from the two. Despite this, Tomo nearly took the match after hitting the Brainbuster on Kota Hayashi before going for the pin, but Cody and Maya Inca Boy of #EVER's Fourdora's dragged Tomo out of the ring to break up the pin, causing DAT HEART to chase them down. Cherub showcased his speed and agility fending off Kiva, sending him to the outside in time to catch Hayashi with the Angel Driver needed to get the 1-2-3. Cherub Kid became the new #1 Contender for the Television Championship. A perplexed Trevor Mach looked on at the celebration, keeping a close eye on the interactions of Cherub and his daughter.



The 87's were in action next, as Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise took on the Gouji Guys Dogma Mask and Poison Jam. Hard hitting grudge match, with Gouji wanting his muscle to pay the 87's back for Breakthrough, while Sal Paradise wanted to pay back the duo for the attack during his match. Solid match that saw Tomo keep Gouji away from the ring for the finish as Mach hit the Shining Black on Dogma Mask as Sal tapped out Poison Jam following the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori x Jujigatame combo. Big win for the 87's who continue to get one over on the Gouji Guys. After the match they met up with Hailey in the back, but she wasn't alone...



Hailey Havok: I'm here with the 87's, who just beat the Gouji Guys in tag action. Sal, you have got to be feeling good about that win!

Sal Paradise: Poison Jam? More like Jelly.....as in Jelly of the fact that I beat him!




Sal Paradise: Seriously though, you're next Dogma Mask. We've still got a score to settle.

Hailey Havok: Trevor, you've got to....Trevor?

Trevor Mach: YOU!

Cherub Kid: Kon'nichiwa sa *bows*

Trevor Mach: Yeah, don't give me that! I saw what you were doing! Trying to rub it into my face eh? YEAH SURE! You won the right to face me for THIS BELT fair and square, but my Little M's is off limits brah!

Cherub Kid: Shikashi, sensei, watashi wa dekireba-

Trevor Mach: I have no idea what you're saying! I only learned like 2-3 phrases in Edo dude. Listen, I'll have you know that my daughter apparently likes chicks anyway so there!

Hailey Havok: So does your wife, but that didn't stop you.

Trevor Mach: Hey! You're not helping Hailey! She keeps her options open. YOU WOULD KNOW THAT FOR A FACT!

Hailey Havok: *cough cough cough*

Cherub Kid: Toreba wa, watashi wa anata o soncho shi, watashi wa anata ga watashi o shitte hoshi-

Trevor Mach: You're not just looking at the Wild Wolf kid! You're looking at #1 Dad! I got a hat, and t-shirt, and a mug. A MUG CHERUB! IT'S GOT #1 WRITTEN RIGHT ON IT! You want to date my daughter!? Prove you've got what it takes! Settle it in the ring. Next week, you and I will have our title match. Get Hype....I mean....get out of here! AHHH!

Sal Paradise: He's a very proud papa isn't he?

Retro Hippie: I think he bought most of that stuff for himself honestly.

Sal Paradise: Yep, proud papa.

It was now main event time as Grind and Camilo Ortega tore the house down in an explosive main event MOTYC. Both Renegades were tired from their earlier matches, but they hardly let it show with a lightning fast counter fest in the early goings before Grind managed to wrench Camilo's arm, take to the ropes, and roll across before launching off with a hurracanrana that sent Camilo to the outside, where Grind then launched at him in exciting fashion and showed off the potential of the lucha blades style in a highlight reel kind of way. Late in the match Camilo regained control with the STO and tried to go for the submission or choke out, but Grind got to the ropes. Camilo backed away to prepare for his STO Bomber, but Grind rolled under the lariat attack and came back with a springboard moonsault that lead to a near 3 count. At this point, Gouji ran out to the ring to try and assist his client, but Switchback rushed out as well. The disgraced Gouji Guy backed off as Grind reached down to extend his hand to Switchback. Switchback took his hand, but pulled him in close for a hard right that sent him rocking back into the ring and right into Camilo's STO Bomber for the 1-2-3. Camilo is the new #1 Contender for the Havok World Championship, after Switchback and Gouji swerved everyone into believing he was out of the group.



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World Championship #1 Contender Semi Final: Camilo Ortega beat Noah Jennings via STO Bomber -> Pin
2. Havok World Championship #1 Contender Semi Final: Grind beat Anwin via Sling Blade -> Pin
3. Handicap: Kinniku Mike beat Indy Guy[x]/Mr. Dangerous via Jumping Piledriver -> Pin
4. Havok Television Championship #1 Contender: Cherub Kid beat Ishihiro Tomo, Kota Hayashi[x], Kiva, Gear, and Flying Man via Angel Driver -> Pin
5. Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise[o] beat Dogma Mask/Poison Jam[x] via Kokoro Hiraite Kaori x Jujigatame -> Submission
6. Havok World Championship #1 Contender Final: Camilo Ortega beat Grind via STO Bomber -> Pin

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A Day in the Life of the Boss - Chapter 1

Tack Angel, the paragon of face virtue for years in EBW and Havok, this former ace and multiple time World Champion has settled into the role of Havok Boss over the months, but still insists he be referred to as the Interim Boss. While he was able to unify Edo after the war with Nobunaga Pro, the continued pressure of the job may be getting to the Pushpin Seraphim...

Dear, Ryan IQ

Hey, it's me.....Tack Angel. You know, the guy you put in charge of your company all those months ago. It's been a long time since I've gotten a chance to visit you at the prison. Your advice to go to Edo to avoid the tax hike from Amabo worked in the short term, but we got involved in a messy and bloody war that engulfed an entire country. Guess you gotta take the rough with the smooth sometimes right? I hear from your lawyers that you might be getting out soon, and while I know you asked me privately to continue to run operations regardless, I'm not sure I can follow through anymore. The stress of the job is weighing heavily, and I'm not sure I can handle all of the current chaos we seem to have brought back with us from Edo. A recent call I made has Kinniku Mike wanting my head. Trevor seems to be stable at the moment, but I feel any day now he might get bored and incite a riotous revolution. He's prone to that sort of thing, you would know. While I'm happy to have Firebrand X as the face of the company, having Subculture battling him at the top would really ignite the business, but I can't convince him that he's earned the spot. Then we have the #EVER brand, a brand of my own design. While it has worked out so far it somehow lead to an inter-dimensional war between a sentai team and alien invaders. Then we have...the mullets. I'm not sure how long I can keep my composure in the face of pure 80's. I'm serious though, not a single trace of sideburns on those two. It's horrifying!

Amy Angel: Tack? What are you doing? It's time to go home.

Tack Angel: Oh sorry, I was just....just.....penning my resignation letter?

Amy Angel: Tack....is that really what you want?

Tack Angel: I...I don't know.

Amy Angel: You know I'll support any decision you make Tack. I know it's been hard on you, and the money isn't worth the stress. Believe me I know. I've been so proud with how you've handled everything since taking over for Ryan IQ, but you've done more than enough. If you want out, let's get out.

Tack Angel: ...You're supposed to talk me out of leaving. Why do you have to be so supportive?

Amy Angel: You picked a good one to marry Angel, what can I say.

Tack Angel: That I did. Come on, let's go home. I'll sleep on it.

Amy Angel: Sleeping on it would be a good idea. Maybe you're just having a bad day. They can't all be hectic right? Right? Tack?

Tack Angel: .....Oh my....



*BOOM!*

Dr. Eggman: CURSES! My latest creation destroyed! You'll pay for this! You'll never get the Master Emerald!

Knux: We'll see about that!

Gear: How is he running faster than us?!

Trevor Mach: HEY TACK! *waving*

Tack Angel: Hey, you can't park that hot air balloon here! I don't think we've got a permit for that! Why do you even have that!

Trevor Mach: Getting the word out bout the 87's brah! Flyers n' shit!

Tack Angel: *sigh* What word do you need to get out there....with "flyers n' shit"?

Trevor Mach: That Cherub Kid is going down, and the 87's are hosting a Taco Tuesday next week. You down?

Tack Angel: What? Well, Cherub's my protege so I wish you both luck, but when it comes to that second part of course I'll be there. It's Taco Tuesday!

Trevor Mach: YEAH! TACOS!

Tack Angel: Woooo! *sigh* We're good friends.

Degrees: I don't know how you're back Mole Dimension, but we'll stop you here and now!

Jackson Kain: I'm getting tired of this whack a mole shit. I used to be in movies!

Hailey Havok: Yeah yeah, you keep reminding us. Enough already!

Harvey Refman: Boss, I need to talk to you!

Tack Angel: Interim Boss.

Harvey Refman: Whatever! Listen, this Trios nonsense has to stop! A tag match MUST involve a TAG! It's so redundant NOT TO TAG!

Tack Angel: I'll take it under consider-

Good News Gary: Guys? I've got....I've got good news for you all. Guys? Hello? Good News! Guys?

That Guy: I am not This Guy, I am That Guy. You might think I am This Guy, but that would be an insult as I am That Guy, and That Guy is most definitely not This Guy.

Let's just see where this goes guys Guy: Whoa! Slow down. Let's just see where this goes guys. Let's just see where this goes. Guys, seriously wait and see where this goes.

Los Tiburon: I WILL GRAPPLE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BEAR! BECAUSE I AM THE LAND SHARK LOS TIBURON AND I AM LUCHA!

Kinniku Mike: AHHHH! TACK! I SEE YOU OVER THERE! YOU JUST WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK, CAUSE I'M GOING TO PLUCK THAT CHICKEN FLYING MAN, AND THEN I'M COMING FOR YOU! Uuuuuu!!!!

Indy Guy: Hey this portojohn is occupado.....WHOA! NOOOOO! THE POO! THE POOOOO!!!!

Tack Angel: I'm not sure how to handle all of this. Should I.....should I turn a hose of them or something?

Amy Angel: Just take a deep breath and walk away.....quickly.

Tack Angel: You're right, let's get out of here. At least I didn't run into-



Jason Saxon: There you are Boss!

Tony Novus: We've been looking for you! Check out the belts. TaskForce as champs, quite the sight eh?

Tack Angel: Uhhhhhhhh...............

Jason Saxon: Boss? You alright?

Tony Novus: Something wrong with your eyes boss?

Jason Saxon: We wanted to talk to you about X-Trios. We heard that the main event theme this week will be #EVER Brand, and we wanted to talk to you about getting into that match.



Tony Novus: We're not willing to rest on our laurels dude. That would be bogus. We're the TaskForce, the radical tag team that's looking to be the best ever in #EVER and beyond!

Jason Saxon: We'd be happy to continue our climb with that kind of match exposure! Give us the shot boss!



Jason Saxon: *screeching white noise*

Tony Novus: *screeching white noise*



Amy Angel: Tack, are you still awake?

Tack Angel: Yeah....sorry. I keep tossing and turning I know.

Amy Angel: Still worried about work? I don't blame you. You had blood gushing from your ears, nose, and eyes earlier. You really shout resign if it's going to hurt you that much.

Tack Angel: No.....no I have to see this through. I've been thinking....for the family, and for the sport that brought me where I am, I need to do this. I can't give up. I can do this. I can-

?: Hey.....hey Tack.

Tack Angel: ...*sigh* Trevor, how did you get in here AGAIN!?



Death: Actually it's me.....Death. Was wondering if Trevor was around. I heard rumors of a Taco Tuesday.

Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Death: What?

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The #Masterplan - Chapter 4

The fighting between the Segua Heroes and Eggman has been going all over the place behind the scenes of Havok. After losing to AkiKyo, Gear and Til joined back up with Knux to chase down Eggman, but they wouldn't have to look very far, as Eggman, confident in his victory, and with the Master Emerald in his grasp, came to the Danger Zone to put a stop to the menace. Flanked by Jet Havok Red Degrees, and Jet Havok's newest creation the Jet Hawk, things began to blow up in Eggman's face.



Dr. Eggman: Curse you! I had it all, and you've foiled me again!

Gear: That's your problem Egghead! You brought the fight to us, and thanks to Degrees, we got the Master Emerald back!

Degrees: GUYS! HELP ME I CAN'T TURN THIS OFF! AHHHHH!!!!!

Knux: The Emerald is back with me, and I'm going to see to it that it goes back where it belongs.

Dr. Eggman: GIVE IT BACK!

Knux: Not gonna happen!

Dr. Eggman: Not your choice you dreadlocked knucklehead dolt!

Gear: No, it's my choice!

Dr. Eggman: Impossible! You can still spin dash!?

Gear: I'm....I'm really dizzy...I think I'm going to thr.....throw up.

Dr. Eggman: You haven't heard the last of me! I'll be back!

Til: We did it!

Gear: *barf* Piece of....cake.

Knux: Let's get this Master Emerald someplace safe.

Gear: No wait....we have something we have to do first.



Nerma: Nerma here with a big big BIG update for you. We have a lot of cards to show off as Havok is bringing back the Live! series of shows, taking the Renegade wrestling action on the road more often to expand and get out the word that Havok is the best wrestling business in the world. This first week we'll see Havok stick around Fourside, but that's just the beginning. We'll see main event Renegades and the up and comer....#Hashtaggers of #EVER alike. The 87's will be mixing it up with DReAM Team ahead of a Television Championship match between Trevor Mach and Cherub Kid next week on Chaos TV! That feud will carry over into X-Trios this week, that will see a Havok vs. #EVER theme for most of the matches. The main event for that will see #EVER #Hashtag Champions TaskForce team with El Mago against the Anahuac Trio. This weekend is going to be packed, so don't miss a beat. You can catch all of the Live! action right here on Havok Battle Network!



Havok: Live!
Fourside Clocktower
Havok Battle Network

1. #EVER Offer Match: Nikky vs. El Mago
2. #EVER Zephyr Division Offer Tag Match: Lady K/Gemma vs. Tamera Tambler/Betty Taylor
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Cherub Kid/DReAM/Nosan
4. Singles: Akinan vs. Randy no Kachi
5. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Flying Man/Kota Hayashi vs. Kinniku Mike/Anwin/Noah Jennings

Havok: Live!
AMX Ring
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Kiva/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon vs. Killer Bee/Worker Bee/Indy Guy
2. 3-Team Tag: Poison Jam/Dogma Mask vs. Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan
3. Singles: Subculture vs. Kota Hayashi
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Flying Man vs. Bois/Bais
5. Tag: Camilo Ortega/Switchback vs. Sal Paradise/Grind

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Zephyr Trios: Maxine Justice/Aran/Gemma vs. Fem C/Sailor Jupiter/Rose
2. Trios: Switchback/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask vs. Bimmy/Jimmy/That Guy
3. Trios: Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo/Grind vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan/DReAM
4. Trios: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus/El Mago vs. Kiva/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! Havok is going LIVE! I mean, this show is normally live of the Network, but I mean live in the sense that we got a show now CALLED LIVE, and it...it covers the live....you get what I'm saying. They get what I'm saying STEVE, stop giving me that look! It was YOUR idea to try and be "witty" for this opening segment! You know what, you can kiss my ass Steve! Havok: LIVE!, the show that will recap the events of Havok's road shows. We had a big week of events! It started at the Fourside Clocktower, for yet another Save the Clocktower Charity Event.

#EVER's El Mago pulled a victory out of his hat against Nikky in the opener with his flashy yet poorly named finisher, Now you see me, now you spin before being Armdragged. Tambler and Betty Taylor stole a victory from probably Lady M's Lady K and Gemma, with heelish socially aware tactics and a Witch Kick on Gemma followed by the pin. The 87's would be involved with matches against the DReAM team all through the weekend starting here. In 6-Man action, Cherub tried shaking hands with his soon to be opponent Television Champion Trevor Mach, but the "I've got my eyes on you" hand signal showed that the Wild Wolf was none to happy about Cherub's involvement with Little M's. Wild match with Nosan eating a Shining Black before the pin by Mach. Akinan and RnK locked up in a prelude to an upcoming tag title match for both teams, with Akinan winning the first match with a Backbreaker Chokeslam. The main event saw Havok World Champion Firebrand X team with Flying Man and Kota Hayashi against Kinniku Mike, Anwin, and Noah Jennings. A heated main event that saw all 6 men brawling in the ring at once. Harvey Refman, thinking this was turning into an "out of control Trios" match as he would later put it, angrily threw the match out. After the match, Kinniku Mike continued to attack Flying Man and shouted down Tack Angel before driving Flying Man to the mat with a dangerous Jumping Piledriver. The result of the main event could only lead to one thing.....Harvey Refman is no longer allowed to referee 6-man matches......yeah.....that's what you should take away from it. The fact that Camilo and the other Gouji Guys were standing by to scout Firebrand X too maybe.....maybe.



Havok: LIVE!
Fourside Clocktower
Havok Battle Network

1. #EVER Offer Match: El Mago beat Nikky via Now you see me, now you spin before being Armdragged -> Submission
2. #EVER Zephyr Division Offer Tag Match: Tamera Tambler/Betty Taylor[o] beat Lady K/Gemma[x] via Witch Kick -> Pin
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Sal Paradise/Ishihiro Tomo beat Cherub Kid/DReAM/Nosan[x] via Shining Black -> Pin
4. Singles: Akinan beat Randy no Kachi via Backbreaker Chokeslam -> Pin
5. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Flying Man/Kota Hayashi vs. Kinniku Mike/Anwin/Noah Jennings ended in a No Contest!

Hailey Havok: We move onto the AMX Ring for the next LIVE! show, that saw a very big upset for Cherub Kid, but it's an upset that has me worried about his well being.

The opening contest saw the Anahauc Trio beat the Hive and Indy Guy in a totally expect result. Kiva hit the 450 Splash as Indy Guy tried to justify his botches to the crowd like an idiot before eating the splash and dropping the fall. In 3-Team action Cherub Kid's return to form saw him score yet another big win, this time over the 87's Ishihiro Tomo. The Angel protege escaped the Brainbuster, and in the ensuing chaos of Sal Paradise trying to chase off Gouji with a chair, screaming like a madman for added comical effect, Cherub hit the Angel Driver on DAT HEART and pinned him for the win. Everyone was immediately concerned, even the heels, who realized that Tomo would be very grumpy upon awakening, and parted to let a confused Cherub escape the ring.



Subculture is still continuing his self imposed climb back to the top, this time scoring a big win on Kota Hayashi after the KO Punch and Counter Culture. Firebrand X teamed with Flying Man again, this time taking on the bobbling bubbles Bois and Bais. Without interference, but the presence of Camilo Ortega weighing heavily, the champ got the pin after the CFB on Bais. He really burst his bubble so to speak. That was really stupid. The main event saw Switchback and Camilo go against Sal Paradise and Grind of the 87's. Gouji sent Poison Jam and Dogma Mask to pick a fight with Paradise, continuing that heated feud, while Switchback set Grind up for Camilo's STO Bomber and pin.

Havok: LIVE!
AMX Ring
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Kiva[o]/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon beat Killer Bee/Worker Bee/Indy Guy[x] via 450 Splash -> Pin
2. 3-Team Tag: Cherub Kid[o]/Nosan beat Poison Jam/Dogma Mask and Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin  
3. Singles: Subculture beat Kota Hayashi via KO Punch x Counterculture -> Pin
4. Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Flying Man via Bois/Bais[x] via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
5. Tag: Camilo Ortega[o]/Switchback beat Sal Paradise/Grind[x] via STO Bomber -> Pin

Hailey Havok: And just because we want to get this covered in one pos...shot....here is the recap of X-Trios!



X-Trios carried an #EVER theme for the most part this week, but also brought a surprise, as a new referee was introduced, a masked man by the name of Senor Refriguez, who was experience in the Trios scene of Anahauc. Opening match saw the Chicks with Kicks and Gemma beat Team Protag by DQ, when Rose forgot she couldn't use her giant Piko Piko Hammer. The Gouji Guys routed the Dragons and That Guy, when Switchback hit the Rolling SSP on Bimmy for the win. A REALLY angry Tomo-kun was gunning for Cherub Kid as the 87's again battled the DReAM Team, but settled for DReAM as he tried talking him down onto the eat the Brainbuster and the pin. The main event saw the TaskForce join with El Mago to take on the Anahauc Trio in their surprisingly biggest test to date. Exciting match up, with El Mago surprising for the second time during the weekend, scoring the submission on Hexagon III after his move with the complicated name. After the match, Kiva and Los Tiburon acknowledged El Mago for his lucha abilities, and Tiburon challenged him to a match on the next #EVER show. Meanwhile, TaskForce stood back and celebrated the win, much to the apparent annoyance of Tack Angel.



Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Zephyr Trios: Maxine Justice/Aran/Gemma beat Fem C/Sailor Jupiter/Rose via DQ
2. Trios: Switchback[o]/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask beat Bimmy[x]/Jimmy/That Guy via Rolling SSP -> Pin
3. Trios: Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo[o]/Grind vs. Cherub Kid/Nosan/DReAM[x] via Brainbuster -> Pin
4. Trios: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus/El Mago[o] beat Kiva/Hexagon III[x]/Los Tiburon via Now you see me, now you spin before being Armdragged -> Submission

X-Trios would see one less match this week, after the ending of the DReAM Team stable, but the length and action of the main event would more than make up for it.

The opening of the show saw the male members of Jet Havok tangle with Vyram's Grinam Soldiers. One sided effort with an Andonuts Sky Runner clearing the way for Kain to hit the Shadow Kick and score the pin.

The 87's faced off with the Segua Heroes in an entertaining bout. Respect from both sides had the Renegades fighting smart, but the youngster Til would end up making one too many rookie mistakes and falling to Grind's Sling Blade for the 1-2-3.

Main event action saw Firebrand X, Subculture, and Flying Man take on the Gouji Guys. Solid match up with an unexpected twist. Flying Man came back from the attacks by Kinniku Mike to score the win after hitting the Chickenwing Neckbreaker on Dogma Mask. Big upset win on the monster of the Gouji Guys, showing the heart and spirit of Flying Man soaring once again.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Degrees/Jackson Kain[o]/Jeff Andonuts beat Grinam #1/Grinam #2/Grinam #3[x] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
2. Trios: Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo/Grind[o] beat Gear/Til[x]/Knux via Sling Blade -> Pin
3. Trios: Firebrand X/Subculture/Flying Man[o] beat Camilo Ortega/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask[x] via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin



Tack Angel: Hey Hashtaggers, I'm glad you could be here. Listen, this isn't going to be easy, so I brought you all here at once to make this announcement. I was recently told by Kota Hayashi that he is no longer able to make his commitments with us and his home promotion D2T back in Edo, and he is choosing D2T over us. I'm personally not offended by that, and I'm a big fan of the guy. However, words like "Judas" have been thrown around the locker room, and the calling for his head has me a little more than slightly disturbed. So I think it's best we parted ways. That got me thinking about the #EVER brand, and all the hires I have made. I'd like to think I've gotten a little better at it over time, and I think it's time for some new blood to be injected into the brand. Not literal new blood mind you, and not heelish 2000 new blood either, but new Hashtaggers basically. That means it's time to make some cuts. Contracts are up for renegotiating and for some of you....it's not looking good. By some of you....I mean most of you. Like....90% of the people standing right here in public so you can't make a scene or anything.

Good News Gary: I'm delighted to say I have some good news, I will NOT be getting cut! Huzzah!

Junior: Well if Good News Gary is sticking around, that gives me hope for me.

Tack Angel: It shouldn't....it really shouldn't. See FXE wants you back Junior. Sooo......good luck.

Junior: *sigh* It was inevitable. I'm going to handle this professionally. I want to thank you for the opportunity and THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Tack Angel: Here we go.

Junior: When I'm the ace of FXE you'll wish you would have kept Junior!

Tack Angel: I am really sorry. That one is totally out of my hands. The next ones though are my call. Question and Answer, you were a one note joke by Trevor, and you're gone. I'm sorry.

Question: Are we fired?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Is it my fault?

Answer: Probably.

Question: Can I stop asking questions?

Answer: No.

Question: Shit......?

Answer: Doesn't count.

Tack Angel: Snake the Jake, you've got to go, as you're obviously a snake disguised as a man. I honestly don't know how I didn't notice it sooner. You're so totally a snake.

Snake the Jake: Ssssss!

Tack Angel: Yes.....that's a dead giveaway right there.

Killer Bee: You don't even have to say it. We're fired aren't we?

Tack Angel: Well....you are bees....that's really all you've got.

Killer Bee: You know, that's fine. Tired of working with this loser anyways. I'm going back to law school.

Worker Bee: Buzz....

That Guy: That Guy can not be fired, because he is not This Guy, he is That Guy.

Tack Angel: That Guy....is NOT fired. No, people actually like you, and your insistence of standing apart from This Guy.

That Guy: I am not This Guy.

Tack Angel: I know that! Space Danny?

Space Danny: Yo!

Tack Angel: I like you.

Space Danny: I like boobies.

Tack Angel: Yes. Yes you do. Unfortunately, the gimmick's not taking off. You're gone until you're repackaged yet again. See you in a couple months at the latest.

Space Danny: 8th times a charm? Guess we'll see.

Tack Angel: The Fourdoras.....are not fired....but Maya Inca Boy is.

Doc Gonzo: What?! No! You can't do that!

Nikky: We're the Fourdoras! We have to have four or the name doesn't make any sense!

Maya Inca Boy: This is an outrage! It's a social injustice!

Tack Angel: No, it's the fact that you have dropped the fall in every match you've ever been in with us.

Maya Inca Boy: ....I stand by remarks of social injustice, and I will be getting a lawyer.

Tack Angel: Killer Bee will be looking for a client soon by the sounds of it, so have at it. Sailor Jupiter.....I'm sorry.....I'm so so sorry, but my wife has informed me that due to copyright issues with Toe-eh, we just can't use you anymore.

Sailor Jupiter: I've never heard about this before.

Tack Angel: Me either, but my wife told me, and she's normally pretty smart about these things. I can't think of any reason she'd make it up....hehehe.....*blush*

Sailor Jupiter: Alright then....I understand....farewell everyone....

Tack Angel: .....Now that one hurt. When this is over I'm going to crawl into a Tack ball behind my desk and have a good cry about that one. Indy Guy, you're safe only because I don't think we're actually paying you.

Indy Guy: Indy Guy is so Indy he works for nothing, it's all about the sport of doing flippy moonsault spots and shining a light on all my botches by shrugging to the crowd! Yeah!

Tack Angel: Let's just see where this goes guys Guy, you're....not even on the roster. I'm not sure what you're doing here.

Let's just see where this goes guys Guy: I wanted to see where this goes.

Tack Angel: Yes of course. Mystery solved.

Jason Saxon: Hey guys, what's going on?

Tack Angel: You two! You're late!

Tony Novus: To what?

Tack Angel: The meeting where I'm releasing everyone. You are at the top of my list. Listen, it's ....no....not personal....but we just haven't seen anything special from you, and we have nothing for you at the moment so-

Jason Saxon: We win most of our matches.

Tony Novus: We're your #HashTag Champions.

Tack Angel: Oh right....facts and such.....fine....I guess you keep your jobs for now.....which makes me glad....because I don't have a problem with you guys at all....in fact.....I'm really pulling for you in your match tonight.

Jason Saxon: We won't let you down boss. It's going to be a radical title defense!

Tony Novus: Bodacious even! We still don't know who we're facing though.

Jason Saxon: Yeah boss, which team?

Tack Angel: ....I'll.......I'll.....figure it out! I just....hope....that you retain the belts.....on the off chance that we suddenly have nothing for you....that would really suck to have to release you.

Junior: I'm back! I'm not finished! It's obvious you hate those guys, and you want to fire them!

Tack Angel: What? No! That's.....that's not....NOT true.

Junior: Firing the best guys you got! You going to fire that stupid box too?!

Tack Angel: Senor Box? Are you kidding? He's the top merch seller in #EVER!

Junior: Oh yeah? Well your purple jacket....IS STUPID!

Tack Angel: *sigh* I'm gonna go change.



Opening match saw a 6-Woman Zephyr Division Tag match with Lady K, Little M's and Gemma going against the champ, Aran, and Fem C. Exciting opener, with Lady K once against calling on the four ladies in hoodies to surround the ring while she scored another win following the Rolling K on Fem C. After the match, Maxine Justice held up her title and told Lady K that next week she'd give her the biggest fight she's ever had in #EVER.

Jackson Kain collided with Vyram's Grey once again in singles action, and once again the Grinams flooded the ring when Kain looked to beat his rival with the Shadow Kick. Degrees made the save, but so did Havok Fire and Havok Wings as the rest of Jet Havok were blocked from the ring. An intense stare down between Degrees and the mysterious Havok Ranger trio showed that he was indeed thinking about Radiguet's offer.



Cody replaced Maya Inca Boy to team with Nikky against the Double Dragons in tag action. The Fourdoras minus one got the pin after Cody hit the Shining Wizard on Jimmy.



?: Superkick! Yeah that's it! Superkick!

?: That was a nice Superkick, but check out this Superkick!

Tack Angel: Excuse me, but may I ask who you two are?

?: I'm Max Superkick and this is Jeremy Superkick. We're the new team you hired, the Superkick Rockers!

Tack Angel: I see. Max....your side burn....chop...things....are enormous. They look like they are devouring your face.

Max Superkick: Yeah, I get that a lot. Haha!

Tack Angel: So you're the Superkick Rockers eh?

Jeremy Superkick: That's right, we're the spottiest, superkickinest tag team in the wrestling scene today, and neither one of us is Marty Jannety!

Max Superkick: Yeah! Neither one! We're both equally good and their is no breakout star between us. We're a package deal....hehe....

Jeremy Superkick: .....Tag team forever.....hehe....

Tack Angel: Right....I take back what I said about learning my lesson when making hires. You're the new blood of #EVER though, and I'm counting on you to......do the best you can....at whatever it is you do. I have one question for you.....are you....an 80's tag team?

Max Superkick: Well....we pattern ourselves after a team I more closely relate to the early 90's but we hide it so well I would understand if you couldn't tell who our inspiration is.

Tack Angel: Early 90's? Great, I love the early 90's! You guys just got yourselves a title shot! Go out there and give it your all 90's guys!

Max Superkick: Yeah!

Jeremy Superkick: SUPERKICK!

The Superkick Rockers were immediately thrust into a title match for their debut, but despite a flashy attitude, and a mastery of the Superkick, the Superkick Rockers would fall short. Great match, but Saxon would hit the Flying Forearm Smash on Jeremy to make the defense.

Main event would see Jamie OD and Doc Gonzo vie for a championship shot in one-on-one action. Doz Gonzo hit the Gonzo Bomb to take control of the match, but then he busted out a soap box to speak on the injustices of today's society. Bad move as Jamie recovered and kicked the box out from under him. He then set him up for the Penalty Kick and scored the pinfall. Jamie OD and the champion Tomo-kun will collide again at #EVER 15: Cool Subtitle Pending!

#EVER!: It's 14, that's all I got
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Woman Zephyr Division Tag: Lady K[o]/Little M's/Gemma beat Maxine Justice/Aran/Fem C[x] via Rolling K -> Pin
2. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Grey via DQ
3. Tag: Cody[o]/Nikky beat Bimmy/Jimmy[x] via Shining Wizard -> Pin
4. #EVER #HashTag Championship: Jason Saxon(c)[o]/Tony Novus(c) beat Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick[x] via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
5. #EVER Open #1 Contender: Jamie OD beat Doc Gonzo via Penalty Kick -> Pin

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Chaos TV! this week would play host to the Megabrawl III Special, a big event that would see all the main titles on the line as well some big surprises throughout. Camilo Ortega would try to reclaim gold, while the lucha Hexagon III would tangle with Trevor for the Television title, while AkiKyo would try to defend against the randomly put together heel tag team.

The opening contest saw the 87's and Gouji Guys clash again in 6-Man tag action, with the lucha bladers never ending rivalry being the main theme throughout the bout. Great match, but the Gouji Guys would steal the win, with Switchback rolling up Grind and grabbing Poison Jam's hand to hold the pin to the 3-Count. After the match the two teams brawled, but suddenly stopped as an old familiar face appeared on the stage. Larmore came out to a big ovation, lowering his shades to eye the scene in the ring before walking to the back. Big return, but why now of all times? Whose side is Larmore intending to join?



We then cut to the back where Hailey Havok was standing by with the Havok World Champion Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega.

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey here with "DA CHAMP".....sorry....and the challenger. Tonight, Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega are going head to head and it's going to be .....2SWEET.....sorry again. Hyped about the matches tonight, even though Switchback is a little cheating lowlife son of a-!

Firebrand X: *cough*

Hailey Havok: Right. So champ, tonight you go against this man. How you feeling? You ready? You pumped?

Firebrand X: Camilo Ortega talks a big game, but for the most part he backs it up. That limitless potential is only hampered by his big mouth, but I'll be happy to shut it for him.

Camilo Ortega: I never fail to back up everything that I say Firebrand, and I say that I will be taking that championship and making it my own....one way or the other.

Firebrand X: You planning on fighting dirty?

Camilo Ortega: If it's to complete my destiny, I feel doing anything is justified, but I know that in that ring I am unequaled and I will make you realize that.

Firebrand X: Last time I checked, I am the World Champion. I am the man who survived three other challengers in a three tiered monstrosity.

Camilo Ortega: This won't be like playing in that jungle gym. This is for real.



Trevor Mach: Hey now, let's not downplay that triple cage, that shit was insane. Let's also not forget that the Television Champion is going to be watching this match with great interest.

Firebrand X: Aren't you forgetting your title match tonight?

Trevor Mach: Nope!

Camilo Ortega: Your ignorance is your downfall. That's why you lost to me twice. You have no focus or aim.

Trevor Mach: I aim to misbehave bitch, and I might just be hunting one of you down very soon. Feel the storm? It's coming! GET HYPE!

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!!!! Talk all you want Mach, but we all know you're more than happy to hold onto that Television Championship, just so you can play your mind games and mouth off to the World Champion. These Strong Tits aren't having any of that, I'm coming for the champion, no threats of a possible cash in. It's a promise! Uuuuuuu!!!!

Trevor Mach: Uuuu~! That's what you sound like right now Mike. You just sound silly.

Kinniku Mike: That coming from you?!

Firebrand X: Gentlemen, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Want a shot at this title? Get in line. Camilo's next, but he won't be the last.

Camilo Ortega: I'll be the last, as I'll become the World Champion. I will walk the path of Heaven, and I will rule over Havok, and over everything.

Hailey Havok: Wow, we've got such a loaded main event scene right now it's crazy! All of these men will be in matches tonight, so get hyped for that! Peace out ya'll!

The next match was 3-Way action between Subculture, Anwin, and Noah Jennings. A match with big implications for the future, with both Anwin and Noah wanting to get right back into the title picture while Subculture continues his climb back to the top on his terms. This was first match for Subculture since his change in styles where he had to focus on more than one opponent at a time. Noah, the ultimate opportunist exploited an opening, whipping Anwin into Subculture, while loading his fist for a loaded KO Punch, which he used to blast Subbie before rolling him up for the 1-2-3. Noah Jennings broke the winning streak of the Green Bomber, and claimed to have legit KO'd him, as the fans pelted him with trash. A cheap win for Noah, but a big one, and as Subculture suffers his first loss since the return from Edo.



The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line in this "Bro-Off" as AkiKyo faced the randomly put together heel tag team challengers LG Rod and Randy no Kachi. Fast paced affair, with tag combos and quick tags being the name of the game. Surprisingly psychological and methodical, but who does a methodical pace benefit in a match like this? Apparently the aggressor, as the heel tag team showed their hunger while the game plan of AkiKyo seemed to fall apart, with Akinan tagging himself in only to get caught in the challengers corner and worked over while Kyo tried to rally the fans. As he got them to cheer, Akinan told him and them to shut up and he double chokeslammed the Rod and RnK to make the desperation tag to Kyo. He shouted orders at him, but as Kyo turned to his opponents, he ate an out of nowhere No Kachi Cutter from RnK. 1-2-3! We have new Havok World Tag Team Champions! The randomly put together tag team proved their worth as a team and as heel buddies, by claiming the championships. Kyo tried to apologize to Akinan, but the disgruntled big man was already on his way out of the arena, leaving a saddened Kyo to sulk in the corner as the new top friendship in Havok celebrated with their new title belts.



From one championship to another, the Havok Television Championship was on the line next, as the 87's Wild Wolf Trevor Mach took on Hexagon III. A clash of style made for an interesting match, but the outside interference by Locura forced the hand of the Anahuac Trio, nor flanked by El Mago, as they chased him off, keeping the rest of the match clean. Mach managed to come back from a Springboard Reverse Frankensteiner, giving Hexagon III a meet and greet with his knees in the clinch before a Trevorplex and the follow up Macha Ye. 1-2-3! Trevor retained the title, but after the match Locura ran out again and blindsided the Television Champion before the 87's or Anahuac Trio could intervene. He made it clear that he wants a shot at Mach next before holding up the "MadHouse" banner again.



That wouldn't be the last we would see of Hexagon III, Locura, or the MadHouse banner on this night, as they returned for the No Rules showdown between Kinniku Mike. A big brawl turned into a 3-on-1 beating, as Mike was revealed to be the one behind this new group. The ref could do nothing to stop Mike, as he threatened his new Jumping Piledriver that was banned for the match, before hitting the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb  for the pin and the win. The three beat Flying Man after the match and dragged him all the way to the interview stage, where Mike then hit the Jumping Piledriver while asking if Tack was watching.



Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!!! You see this?! No one saw this coming! Ya know, burritos, tequila, and big booty senoritas aren't the only things I love about Anahauc. I got these mad mad luchadors backing me up, and that's just the beginning! The strong tits are mad Tack Angel, and we're going to turn Havok into a MadHouse! Uuuuuu!!!!

Main event time, as Firebrand X put the Havok World Championship on the line against Camilo Ortega in the match of the night. The masked champ and the man who walks the path of Heaven are the best of the best, and together put on an amazing battle. Firebrand started his career as a hybrid fighter, capable of the more MMA inclined fighting style that Camilo is versed in. The Crash Fire Buster couldn't put away Camilo anymore than the STO Bomber could keep the champ down, so the two went the submission route instead, hoping the tap or nap route would lead to the gold. The match went over 30 minutes, with Camilo showing his frustrations. Gouji ran to the ring with the Gouji guys to try and talk him back down to his normally calm demeanor, but Camilo started snapping uncharacteristically. This even caught Camilo off guard as he tried to stop himself from nearly getting DQ'd with a choke on Firebrand, but when Firebrand recovered and hit another CFB, Gouji ordered his guys into the ring to attack, throwing out the big title match in the process. The crowd erupted in boos at the Gouji Guys as they picked apart at Firebrand. Suddenly, the lights dimmed and fighting could be seen in the darkness. When the lights came back up...



Arremer X had returned....

Havok: Chaos TV! Special: Megabrawl III
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Dogma Mask/Poison Jam/Switchback[o] beat Sal Paradise/Ishihiro Tomo/Grind[x] via Roll Up -> Pin
2. 3-Way: Noah Jennings beat Subculture[x] and Anwin via "KO Punch" -> Pin
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Randy no Kachi[o]/LG Rod beat Akinan(c)/Kyo(c)[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin -> 2nd Generation Havok World Tag Team Champions!
4. Havok Television Championship: Trevor Mach(c) beat Hexagon III via Macha Ye -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
5. No Rules: Kinniku Mike beat Flying Man via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
6. Havok World Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Camilo Ortega via DQ -> 2nd Defense

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Hater: NYAH! Hater here with an update for the cards following the big MegaBrawl III event! Neither Havok World Champion Firebrand X or Camilo Ortega have been seen since the big event, so a proposed Trios match at X-Trios has been replaced with the debut of Kinniku Mike's MadHouse unit against the Anahauc Trio. He was none too pleased to find out his new team were considered replacements for a main event match and thoroughly trashed the locker room. Tack Angel has made it clear that the Jumping Piledriver will be banned once again.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Jeff Andonuts/Kaori/Hailey Havok vs. Grinam #1/Grinam #2/Grinam #3
2. Trios: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi/Mr. Dangerous vs. Gear/Til/Knux
3. Trios: Sal Paradise/Grind/Cherub Kid vs. Switchback/Dogma Mask/Poison Jam
4. Trios: Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago vs. Kinniku Mike/Locura/Hexagon III

Hater: #EVER is celebrating their 15th show with a double main event of title matches. The Zephyr Division Championship will be on the line as Maxine defends against Lady K, while Jamie OD gets his second shot at Tomo's Open Championship. Don't miss this thrilling weekend of action!

#EVER!: 15th Show Cool Name Pending!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 3-Team Tag: Bois/Bais vs. Doc Gonzo/Cody vs. ?/?
2. Singles: Degrees vs. ?
3. 6-Man Tag: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus/That Guy vs. Indy Guy/Matt Superkick/Jeremy Superkick
4. #EVER Zephyr Division Championship: Maxine Justice(c) vs. Lady K
5. #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Jamie OD

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, and sup gamers?! It's E3 time once again! It's that time of year where Nintendo blows Sony and Microsoft out of the without even doing a live presser. It's that time of year where I dust off my old school consoles and think about the "good old days". It's that time of year that the Renegades invade E3! That's right, Havok will be LIVE for E3 tomorrow, and we have a huge line up for you. The Anahauc Trio will be facing a Capcom Trio? Segua versus The Dragons! Bobbling Bubbles take on MadHouse! The 87's will take on the Gouji Guys in a E3 Swag Ladder Match! Lady K will go up against the "new and improved" Betty Taylor 2? The main event will see non-title action between the champ Firebrand X and Kinniku Mike. The winner will make the cover of the new Havok Video Game called Havok: Renegade Nation coming out for the Vita, cause nothing else is. It's gonna be awesome, an Action RPG Wrestling Game with limitless hours of gameplay and features. I'm glad games like this are real and not just in my head.....yes.

Havok: Live!
E3 Expo Center, Fourside
Havok Battle Network!

1. 6-Man Tag: Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago vs. "Ken"/"Ryu"/"Bison"
2. Tag: Gear/Knux vs. Bimmy/Jimmy
3. Tag: Bois/Bais vs. Hexagon III/Locura
4. 6-Man E3 Swag Ladder Match: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Grind vs. Dogma Mask/Poison Jam/Switchback
5. Zephyr Division Singles: Lady K vs. Betty Taylor 2?
6. Non-Title Singles "Winner makes the Cover of the New Havok Video Game": Firebrand X vs. Kinniku Mike



Jet Havok Let's Go Tobidase - Chapter 3

The Jet Havok have banded together through adversity, overcoming the odds of Vyram time and time again. However, Vyram has ramped up the difficulty for the team, using Megumi as "Maria" to try and tear away the foundation of the team....Degrees. Jackson Kain has tried to step up while dealing with his rival Grey, but this week a match between Degrees and a mystery opponent may take the leader over the edge....



Jackson Kain: Well there you are. You've had the ladies nervous you know. Andonuts couldn't track you on the locator.

Degrees: Huh? Oh hey Kain. Yeah, sorry about that. I turned it off for awhile. I needed some time to think.

Jackson Kain: About Maria?

Degrees: Megumi.

Jackson Kain: Whatever. You know who I mean. Has it occurred to you that Vyram could be lying about everything!? She might be gone to you forever.

Degrees: Stop right there Kain. I don't want to hear another word.

Jackson Kain: Hey, I'm sorry alright....how about that....I really am...weird. Look, I'm just telling you that you can't drop your guard around them. You dragged me into this. You did this to me and my career, and now that I have to own it, and fight these bastards, I'm not going to let them push the team around. So I need to know if your head is in the game.

Degrees: It always has been. Through Brain Army Volt and now Vyram, my head has always been "in the game".

Jackson Kain: This is different now and you know it. They want to give you everything you want for exposing the identities of the 3 masked Havok Rangers. I find that a little too convenient. How about you let me work the next match at #EVER?

Degrees: You? Why?

Jackson Kain: You're being set up. In your state it wouldn't be right to have you thrown into whatever they have planned. I'm used to be screwed over. Didn't you see what happened to me in Edo? Jackson Kain is not afraid to job.

Degrees: I appreciate that Kain, but I've got to do what I've got to do.

Jackson Kain: Hey! You know you have a sweet girl who is crazy about you right on the team! Why don't you think about what this is doing to her? She doesn't want to see you get hurt, even if you're still stuck on Maria.

Degress: MEGUMI!

Jackson Kain: ....She doesn't deserve the cold shoulder Degrees. She loves you. I can't stand it, but it's true. She's the only genuine girl I ever fell for, but she wants you. I have to live with that, but if that's the case I'm going to make damn well sure that you don't destroy her in the process of getting back Megumi. You brought this team together. You keep it up, and you'll be the reason we fall apart. Not me....you!

Degrees: ......



Jackson Kain: The nerve of that guy! I step up and try and talk him through this and what do I get in return? Last time I do anything for anyone else I'll tell you that and-

Kaori: Jackson!

Jackson Kain: Kaori?

Kaori: Jackson I.....I heard everything.

Jackson Kain: Oh boy...listen I-

Kaori: Thank you....thank you for everything. I'm sorry if it doesn't seem like I appreciate what you do Jackson, but I do appreciate it very much. I appreciate you very much. Maybe....maybe I was wrong about a lot of things....

Jackson Kain: Kaori.....I

Grey: Found you!

Jackson Kain: Grey! You son of a bitch!

Grey: You and I have a score to settle.

Jackson Kain: Get on my level scrap for brains, that part is obvious. I should've known you would try and blindside me.

Grey: You're getting in our way talking to the Red one, and I can't allow that.

Jackson Kain: That's enough out of you. Let's do this! JET HAVOK BLACK!

Grey: One-on-one it is, but that means I'll have to make sure your girly over there doesn't get involved.

Kaori: Jackson!

Jackson Kain: KAORI!!!

*BANG!*



Jackson Kain: Agh!

Kaori: Jackson! Oh no! Why? Why did you do that?

Jackson Kain: You think I would let him hurt you? I could....never....never let him hurt you Kaori. I want to......always protect you.

Kaori: Oh Jackson.

Grey: Looks like you're down for the count, but how I mix it up with the girl then.

Kaori: You got it. Jet Havok White!

Grey: Two birds with one stone. Wonderful.

?: Not so fast!

Grey: Eh?



Havok Gold: Vyram won't be claiming Jet Havok's lives today or any day! You're done!

Havok Silver: Unless you think you can take us on!

Havok Fire: I would LOVE to see you try!

Grey: .....This isn't over.

Havok Fire: That's what they all say....until it IS over....then they don't say anything.....cause we destroyed them.

Kaori: Jackson, you're going to be alright. The three Havok Rangers are here.

Havok Silver: Andonuts and Hailey are on the way too.

Jackson Kain: I'll be alright, as long as you're alright. I just...want to protect that smile of yours, so no tears please.

Kaori: Jackson...I.....I want to protect you too. From now on....we'll protect each other.

Jackson Kain: Kaori...

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The tradition returns of wrestling at E3, as the Renegades invaded the gaming convention to bring the Havok brand of action to the ring, and to promote the brand new Havok: Renegade Nation video game coming out on all next gen consoles and at the behest of the 87's, the PSP as well, because Trevor doesn't have a damn Vita yet, even though it seems like Sony is abandoning the Vita despite promises not to.....yeah. High stakes for a Live! show, with a lot of gaming and wrestling fans having their eyes glued to the Renegades little corner of the massive show.

Opening match saw the Anahauc Trio roll up in the awesome looking "Kivamobile" to take on the "Cosplay Trio". Yes, Noah Jennings as Ken, Indy Guy as Ryu, and Anwin as Bison, a shot at the old rivalry between wrestling and Capcom, saw at least two out of the three looking less than pleased to be apart of the situation, with Noah screaming about deserving better after beating Subbie and breaking his streak. Great match despite the Cosplay Trio wanting any part of it, save for Indy Guy who lived the gimmick, shrugging to the crowd when he couldn't pull off a Hadoken, and opening himself up for the crazed Los Tiburon to manically grapple him into verbal submission. Wasn't even a real submission hold to speak of, he just grappled him with such ferocity that Indy Guy was too scared NOT to submit.



The Segua Heroes Gear and Knux took on the Double Dragons in tag action that saw Gear and Knux prove to be a more formidable duo than Gear was with Til, as the fighting freak sent Bimmy to mat, opening up a Spin Dash Splash for Gear followed by the pin.

The newly formed MadHouse stable are looking strong after this tag bout that saw Hexagon III and Locura take on the Bobbling Bubbles, with Locura showing off with a Loco Clutch Exploder on Bois and the pin.

An insane 6-Man Tag E3 Swag Ladder Match saw the 87's continue the rivalry with the Gouji Guys over sweet sweet loot. With lucha bladers in the ring with wires and ladders, it became the kind of match you would expect, not like that's a bad thing, but you just can't keep these guys on the ground for long. Sal Paradise was the real star of the match though, sporting a new masked look and using the ladder as propeller to clear the ring, spinning so long that he got dizzy himself and spilled out of the ring in a comical scene. Ending came as Switchback tried to climb the cord holding the swag, only to be cut off by Grind, who was...well grinding the cord with his blades and drop kicked him to the mat leading to the sick bump that would open the opportunity for Sal to grab the sweet swag while Trevor fought off Poison Jam and Dogma with a chair. Hurray for E3 Swag!



The Zephyr Division was on deck next, as Lady K was set to face the "new and improved" Betty Taylor 2. Whatever she meant who knows, but what it actually meant was shorter hair and a new costume with more blue to it. Actually, an improvement if were being honest. Short hair on a lady is HOT! *cough cough* So anyways, Betty Taylor wasn't the only one who came out with a costume change, as the black ninja became a barbed wire angel, decked out in new clothes covered in wire, including wings wrapped in the stuff. She threw a board with wire on it into the ring as well, giving Betty and the ref pause for concern. More like a brutal brawl than a match, Lady K looked like she was tired of fooling around, and in front of the Zephyr Division Champion, she intentionally got herself DQ'd by slamming Betty onto the barbed wire, showing the brutality that Lady M's can have in a match....which is weird cause this ISN'T Lady M's....it's Lady K. Why did I say M's?



The main event would see the World Champion in action, as Firebrand X took on MadHouse leader Kinniku Mike. While the title would not be on the line, the cover of the new Havok: Renegade Nation game WOULD be on the line. Stiff strikes and hard slams from the best in wrestling, but the match was hampered by MadHouse interference. A hard shot by Hexagon III with a chair to Firebrand's back lead to Mike setting Firebrand up for the Jumping Piledriver, but remembering the current ban, he mocked Tack Angel as he hit the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb and pinned the champ for the win and the cover of Havok: Renegade Nation. The attack continued after the match until Arremer X descended from the ceiling in an exciting segment that saw him clear the ring to make the save for Firebrand X once again. Another big E3 show comes to a close...



Havok: Live!
E3 Expo Center, Fourside
Havok Battle Network!

1. 6-Man Tag: Kiva/Los Tiburon[o]/El Mago beat "Ken"/"Ryu"[x]/"Bison" via Violent Grapple Melee -> Submission
2. Tag: Gear[o]/Knux beat Bimmy[o]/Jimmy via Spin Dash Splash -> Pin
3. Tag: Hexagon III/Locura[o] beat Bois[x]/Bais via Loco Clutch Exploder -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag E3 Swag Ladder Match: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise[o]/Grind beat Dogma Mask/Poison Jam/Switchback via Swag Grab
5. Zephyr Division Singles: Betty Taylor 2? beat Lady K via DQ
6. Non-Title Singles "Winner makes the Cover of the New Havok Video Game": Kinniku Mike beat Firebrand X via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin -> Kinniku Mike will be featured of the cover of Havok: Renegade Nation!

The #EVER world tournament with a name so long and with so many hashtags that we just decided to shorten it to the Hash 6 took place at the 16th #EVER show, with four teams with international flavor squaring off. By flavor I mean it in a rhetorical sense, like metaphor. Because, no one tried to eat any of these guys. #EVER's not the brand obviously falling into a vampire trap after all. Tack Angel wished all the teams luck except for TaskForce, but I'm sure that was just an oversight, or like, he thought they wouldn't need it? Who am I kidding, we know why...



Tack Angel and Good News Gary presented the trophies to the four teams in the ring. From Mapleland, the new team on the block Christophe and Vance, the Co-nucks, with their denim clad manager Zap Rowsdower. Representing Edo and the 87's, Former #EVER champ Tomo-kun, and his hesitant partner Cherub Kid. From Anahuac, the amazing lucha hero Kiva and El Mago. Finally, from Eagleland, the #HashTag Champions Saxon and Novus, the TaskForce.

The unlikely pair of Tomo-kun and Cherub managed to sent Mapleland's finest packing in the first match. Despite having Rowsdower's incredible mullet in their corner, Vance was still brought down by Tomo's brainbuster, as Cherub landed the Cherub's Flight to get the pin.

The Anahuac lucha stars continue to make big impacts, and this tournament would be no different, as Kiva and El Mago managed to shock the fans by going over #EVER's tag champs. A botched Flying Forearm Smash by Saxon gave Mago the opportunity to pull a victory out of his hat with the AbrakaDDT. Big upset win.

In normal tag action, the Dragons looked to be getting out of their slump with a win over the Superkick Rockers. The indy darlings who love to pretend to be a popular team from the 90's and sport side burns that are much too big for their faces can't seem to SUPERKICK! their way to a victory, as Jimmy hit the Dragon Suplex on that ham sandwich Max for the pin.

Even more tag action followed, this time from the Zephyr Division, as the new champ Lady K teamed with Gemma to take on the former champ Maxine Justice and Aran. Solid tag match, that saw the bounty hunter turned wrestler Aran finally get some heads turned her way. In a Victory Roll back and forth with Gemma, Aran finally was able to keep her pinned to the mat to score the win. After the match, Aran made it known that she would like a shot at the Zephyr Division Championship, a challenge Lady K quickly accepted.

The main event saw Kiva and El Mago manage to narrowly beat the 87's team, when Cherub ate some of his own high flying medicine care of a 450 Splash from Kiva and the pin. Kiva and El Mago made it clear as they celebrated with the Hash 6 Trophies, that they want a shot at the TaskForce and the titles. A match Tack Angel will probably be more than happy to put together. This lines up Kiva for not one, but two tag title shots in different brands.

#EVER!: 16 AKA #EVER #World #Co-Operation #Cup #Tag #Tournament!!!! AKA More Tag Action than you can afford in Vegas if you catch my drift.
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Hash 6 Tournament Semi Final: Ishihiro Tomo/Cherub Kid[o] beat Christophe/Vance[x] via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
2. Hash 6 Tournament Semi Final: Kiva/El Mago[o] beat Tony Novus/Jason Saxon[x] via AbrakaDDT -> Pin
3. Tag: Bimmy/Jimmy[o] beat Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick[x] via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
4. Zephyr Division Tag: Maxine Justice/Aran[o] beat Lady K/Gemma[x] via Victory Roll -> Pin
5. Hash 6 Tournament Final: Kiva[o]/El Mago beat Ishihiro Tomo/Cherub Kid[x] via 450 Splash -> Pin -> #EVER #World #Co-Operation #Cup #Tag #Tournament #Winners #!



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! Hailey here, but not anywhere near Lugosia, which is the site of the upcoming WrestleVania special. I wasn't about to get involved in all that darkside vampire shit. That's not going to stop Tack Angel, the boss of-

*ring ring*

Hailey Havok: Is that my cell? Just a sec. Hello?

Tack Angel: Interim.

*click*

Hailey Havok: My phone wasn't even turned on.......Interim boss Tack Angel from heading over with the other Renegades to appeal to the fan base in Lugosia for the first time. Honestly, I think the crowd's going to be "dead" for this one. Get it?! Dead?! As in they will probably eat the Renegades cause they're undead blood suckers from the beyond grave, abandon all hope ye who enter here?! Get it!? That was funny dammit. Anyways, a couple of the Hervey Clones were brave enough to follow the team to Lugosia, so let's check that out. Seriously, anyone know how Tack did that? Steve?



Tack Angel: Oh hello Mr. Love, we're here!

Drake: So you are. Welcome to Lugosia. The trip was pleasant I assume?

Magnum PT: You mean the carriage ride via skeleton horses? Nothing suspicious about that at all.

Swift: Right....nothing suspicious. >:C

Tack Angel: You'll have to excuse those guys. It was a long trip, and Swift gets grumpy when he doesn't have a nap.

Drake: I'm glad to see that you have made it. I'm also...."glad" to let you know that the Vol Belmonts have accepted your invitation. They wrote you a letter. I have yet to read it myself, but I'll get it. Let's see, it says. "Dear Mr. Angel, you don't know what you're doing.....yadda yadda yadda....we must defeat....yadda yadda yadda....whatever you do don't set foot in....yadda yadda yadda. Long story short, they are happy to be apart of your show. By the way....where is your beautiful wife? Did she not come along?

Tack Angel: No, she thought we were crazy for coming for some reason. You and I seem to be the only ones who see the big opportunity here.

Drake: Shame....I would have loved to have her for dinner.

Sal Paradise: It's funny cause it's a play on words.

Tack Angel: Everyone seemed up in arms about coming here, but I don't see the problem. Looks great to me. This is a gorgeous castle.

Firebrand X: I feel....at home here....amongst the monsters.

Trevor Mach: Oh Firebrand, that's so like you. *cue laugh track* What do you think of the digs Death?

Death: I've actually been here before! Drac, my old buddy, how the hell are ya?

Drake: Eh?

Death: Drac, it's me.....Death!

Drake: Sorry, but the name is Drake.

Death: Oh yeah sure it is. This guy is such a kidder. We go back a LOOOONG way. Let me tell you about this guy, he's-

Drake: Why don't we have this conversation later. For now, how about we all head inside to discuss my ideas for this big event. You will be my guests until the show.

Tack Angel: Oh that just sounds lovely. Come on guys, let's go!

Firebrand X: Alright.

Swift: No way! >:C

Magnum PT: Not happening Chief, we're staying back in town. Let's go guys.

Firebrand X: But....I feel....

Sal Paradise: I don't feel like having to wrestle Vampirebrand X, so move it champ!

Trevor Mach: Haha! Wait....whose a vampire? I wasn't paying attention.

Tack Angel: Fine, but you guys are missing out on first class hospitality. This is going to be great.




Havok: WrestleVania!
Castle Drake, Lugosia
Havok Battle Network

1. Special 6-Man Tag: Simon Von Belmont/Richter Von Belmont/Juste Von Belmont vs. ?/?/?
2. Havok Tag Team Championship Ladder: LG Rod(c)/Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon
3. First Blood: Grind vs. Switchback
4. Special Singles: Noah Jennings vs. Julius Von Belmont
5. Havok Television Championship No Rules: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Locura
6. First Blood: Akinan vs. Kyo
7. Havok World #1 Contender: Kinniku Mike vs. Ishihiro Tomo
8. Havok World Championship First Blood: Firebrand X(c) vs. Sal Paradise

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Old Man: Fellow lowly wretches of Lugosia. We have lived under the shadow and tyranny of that evil count for too long!

Lugosian Citizen #1: Isn't it a little harsh to call us lowly wretches? I mean we're poor yes, but we ARE people.

Lugosian Citizen #2: And would you really call it tyranny? I mean, the Count's got great wifi and I don't think he realizes it's not password protected.

Old Man: Fools! That evil vampire has fed on your families for generations! It is time to act!

Lugosian Citizen #3: That's what you said last week, and the week before that. I mean, do you really expect us to go to a guy's house and steak him through the heart? Isn't that a little rude?

Old Man: He's not a man! He's a monster!

Lugosian Citizen #4: Have you ever even MET the guy?

Old Man: Yes! He fed off my wife!

Lugosian Citizen #1: Oh NOW I get it. He's upset cause his wife left him for this guy.

Lugosian Citizen #2: We're not doing your dirty work cause your upset!

Old Man: He killed her!

Lugosian Citizen #3: Suuuure.

Old Man: Damn you all! You'll be sorry if you don't come with me right now with the torches, so we can burn that beast out of his crypt and-

Lugosian Citzen #4: Torches? Really? It's 2014 pops. I'll just use my flashlight if you need light, and couldn't we just drive up there?

Lugosian Citizen #1: I just use my smartphone when it's dark. I can get the fastest directions to the castle using this thing too.

Lugosian Citizen #2: Oh that's a sweet phone. Did you just get that?

Old Man: We're doomed.....we're all doomed.

Swift: Not so fast old timer. We've got this.

Magnum PT: The obvious vampire is a vampire....who would have guessed. Let's go take care of this.

Subculture: Just a minute.

Magnum PT: Subculture?

Subculture: It's cold up here. Bringing only the hoodie was a poor choice.

Swift: The hell you doing up here? >:C

Subculture: That bastard attacked me, to drink my blood. I'll be the one to put him down.

Magnum PT: Tack's got a big I told you so coming.






Castle Drake, in the frozen tundra of Lugosia, played host to WrestleVania, where the Renegades of Havok put on one bloody match after another in front of man who was obvious a vampire, hence all of the First Blood matches. The major titles would be on the line, and grudge matches would be taken to the extreme. I mean, it's not like the body count for this one was going to be anything but high.

A packed room of.....Lugosian citizens surrounded the ring, with the Count sitting atop his throne, with the best seat in the house for Havok wrestling action. Drake U Love looked a bit squeamish at the arrival of the world famous Von Belmont wrestling family. Simon, Richter, and Juste entered the ring as the fans groaned and moaned, which I'm guessing is the normal Lugosian response.

Drake: Well if it isn't the Von Belmonts. I knew you would come....seeing as how I invited you....but it wasn't my idea to even have you here! No matter though, as here you are, in the center of my castle, in that ring. It's no secret that we don't get along, so-

Simon Von Belmont: Save it you demon! We're here to stop you, and whatever plans you have involving these people you have brought here.

Drake: I just wanted to see some wrestling! Come on! Would I lie?

Richter Von Belmont: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

Drake: Is that all you can say Richter? You say that like....all the time. Seriously, it's getting tired.

Juste Von Belmont: We can here willing to play your stupid games,  so tell us what kind of match you have for us.

Drake: What is a match, but a miserable little pile of rules and regulations. But enough talk, you're facing....a horde of the undead!

Richter Von Belmont: And he says that my talk is tired?

The Von Belmonts found themselves in a handicap situation, as waves of Drake's minions filled the ring. The whip wielding clan made short work of their opponents though, using their signature attacks to clear the ring and apparently win the match. The ref didn't really know how to call it. After the match, the Belmonts were distracted from the Count, as they ran off to fight a giant winged demon. Boy, I'm sure you'd like to see that wouldn't you, but nope, time for more wrestling! Yeah!



The randomly put together heel tag team of LG Rod and Randy no Kachi shocked the world, when they beat AkiKyo to become the new World Tag Team Champions, but their friendship and teamwork were put to the test in a fierce ladder match with Kiva and Los Tiburon. The Lucha duo were in their element, bringing as many ladders into the match as possible. Lots of high spots in a match that ended with Kiva jumping off one ladder to hurracanrana LG Rod off the other and out of the ring. Los Tiburon grappled RnK and tossed him out of the ring as Kiva hung from the rope holding the belts to claim the victory and the championships. A short reign for Rod and Randy comes to an end.



The first of the First Blood matches for the night saw Grind and Switchback continue their rivalry, with more exciting Luchablade styled action. Switchback tried grinding his skates into Grind's face in an ironic way to cut him open, but Grind would be the one to draw first blood, when he built up speed on his skates and smashed Switchback with a Rolling Double Knee Kick to bust him open and claim the win.

Noah Jennings and Julius Von Belmont locked up in a Special Singles encounter, where Julius looked to be more interested in the actions outside of the ring involving the Von Belmonts and the hordes of the undead. Still a classic match, with both men wrestling a very Euroland influenced style, meaning grappling and uppercuts out the wazoo. Finish came when Julius suddenly left the ring to assist the others, with Noah reminding the ref to count and scoring a Count Out victory.

The 87's Trevor Mach locked up with Locura in a very bloody No Rules encounter for Mach's Television title. brutal moves involving weapons lead to a lot of blood loss, something that seemed to appeal to the Count. Mach wore a crimson mask as he kicked out of Locura's exploder onto a Barbed wire board to come back with a Burning Machismo onto the same board outside of the ring followed by the pin and successful defense. After the match, as he celebrated with Cherub Kid and Hippie, oh and Death, cause that's not weird or anything, Bad Luck Mole of MadHouse came down and stared daggers through the Television champ. Could the large Mole be the next challenger from MadHouse?



The newest member of MadHouse Akinan, turned his back on his old partner Kyo, and made it clear the AkiKyo was disbanded for good with a bloody attack, that rift was further cemented in this First Blood contest. Kyo tried to reason with Akinan, talking about friendship and caring with tears streaming down his face, but Akinan was an angry man on a mission, as he took out months of frustration on Kyo and used his own clawed hand in his mouth for the Hell Claw that would bloody Kyo and lead to Akinan's victory. The beating continued after the match, until Flying Man came to make the save. The winged symbol of courage saves Kyo, and the former demented monster seems to have found a new friend.



MadHouse leader Kinniku Mike mixed it up with Ishihiro Tomo in the match of the nigh. A Havok World #1 Contender's match that was turned into a First Blood match just before the bell. What a surprise. Hard hitting strikes and slams between two of the very toughest. The match ended with Strong Tits prevailing over No Neck, as Mike smashed a chair into Tomo-kun's head care of his elbow, busting his mouth open and giving Mike the win. He'll get the next shot at the Havok World Championship.

Main event time saw Firebrand X put the Havok World Championship on the line against the 87's Sal Paradise. Paradise came out of nowhere to put himself back into the World title picture at E3, and his underdog status has motivated him to win after win. Firebrand X has stood up to crazy challengers and crazier matches so far in his reign, but could he survive Sal Paradise? Paradise has become much more easy going, like his Lovekick days, but he was wrestling like the former World Champion who was on the verge of becoming the face of wrestling. Firebrand X and Sal were both wearing masks, making this First Blood match more difficult than the others, as they focused on using big moves to subdue each other, but were more reliant on focused attacks and strikes in an attempt to draw blood. Late in the match, Firebrand hit the Crash Fire Buster on Sal and readied to attack with a vicious mask assisted head butt the moment the challenger got to his feet. That wouldn't happen though, as unbeknownst to Sal, Camilo Ortega made his return after weeks and shattered a bottle over the back of Firebrand's head. Arremer X appeared too, seemingly out of nowhere to chase down Camilo, but Gouji emerged with Poison Jam and Dogma Mask to hold him off outside of the ring. Sal finally got to his feet and took advantage of the situation, not knowing what had happened. He hit yet another new finisher, the Paradise Driver 2.5, which is funny cause we have never seen 1 or 2 to begin with, to finish what Camilo had started, busting open Firebrand, and giving Sal Paradise the victory. The way it happened did not matter for the 87's, as Sal proved he was more than able to still hang at the top, capturing the Havok World Championship.



That was going to be the end of the show, but suddenly Subculture, Magnum PT, and Swift rushed to the ring.

Subculture: Drake U Love, or should I say Dracula? I'm not sure what your plan was, if it was to get the blood of the best in the world or not, I don't know. I DO know that you picked the wrong Renegade to strike first, because you didn't finish the job. I'm standing, and I'm ready to end you. I had PT and Swift find your coffin, and I intend to put you in it, and light it ablaze. I would challenge you, but you don't really have a choice. It either ends with me, or the Von Belmonts. Take your pick.

Drake: HOW DARE YOU! That coffin has a custom memory foam mattress inside. Those things are expensive! I have a lower back problem! You wish to fight me? Fine! You will die knowing just what kind of horrible mistake you have made! HAVE AT YOU!

Drake....Dracula rushed Subculture, barring his fangs. Subbie cold cocked him with a KO Punch that sent him immediately flying into the coffin that Swift and PT were holding open. They sealed it shut, as Subculture lit it ablaze.



Subculture: Game over for you Dracula.

Magnum PT: That takes care of that case, but one thing we don't know, is what happened to Tack.

Swift: Yeah, where is that oblivious blockhead? >:C

Trevor Mach: Guys! Hey guys! Haha! Come on! You're going to want to see this!



Tack Angel: Guys! Guys! HELP ME! These rude ladies keep biting me! I'm starting to think they are vampires! Guys! HELP!



Trevor Mach: GET SOME TACK! HAHA!

Kinniku Mike: I'm next!

Magnum PT: You realize they're vampires right?

Swift: Succubus.

Magnum PT: Yeah that.

Kinniku Mike: A fine ass lady is a fine ass lady. Uuuuuu!

Subculture: Hang on boss, we'll get you down....just as soon as someone gets a camera.

Havok: WrestleVania!
Castle Drake, Lugosia
Havok Battle Network

1. Special 6-Man Tag: Simon Von Belmont/Richter Von Belmont/Juste Von Belmont beat The evil forces of the undead? via Holy Vanquishing
2. Havok Tag Team Championship Ladder: Kiva[o]/Los Tiburon beat LG Rod(c)/Randy no Kachi(c) via Title Grab -> 3rd Generation Havok World Tag Team Champions!
3. First Blood: Grind beat Switchback via Rolling Double Knee Kick -> Bleeding
4. Special Singles: Noah Jennings beat Julius Von Belmont via Count Out
5. Havok Television Championship No Rules: Trevor Mach(c) beat Locura via Burning Machismo onto Barbed Wire Table -> Pin -> 3rd Defense
6. First Blood: Akinan beat Kyo via Hell Claw -> Bleeding
7. Havok World #1 Contender First Blood: Kinniku Mike beat Ishihiro Tomo via Chair Assisted Elbow Smash -> Bleeding
8. Havok World Championship First Blood: Sal Paradise beat Firebrand X(c) via Paradise Driver 2.5 -> Bleeding -> 5th Generation Havok World Champion!
9. Burning Casket: Subculture beat Dracula via KO Punch x Casket Seal -> Death for now because he's Dracula and this Castlevania

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Tack Angel: .......

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Tack Angel: *sigh* Are...are all my pencils sharpened? Yes....yes I believe they are......yeah.

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Tack Angel: I better make sure just in case....yes....yes they are all sharpened. Good....it's good to have sharp pencil ready....for writing.

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Tack Angel: I wonder where my mug is? The one that says "Hail to the Interim Chief" on it. I should get some juice....I still feel like I'm missing a lot of blood. *shudder*

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Tack Angel: If something doesn't happen soon I'm going to go crazy....next thing you know I'll start talking to myself.........wait.



Nerma: Tack!

Tack Angel: Oh thank God! I mean oh hello! What can I do for you Nerma?

Nerma: This is potentially bad! The 87's....they're gone!

Tack Angel: Oh, I know that. Why do you think it's so quiet around here. Kinniku Mike got a pectoral pictorial in Strong Tits Monthly, and the 87's took a road trip down to Summers to celebrate Sal's World Championship win. I wish I could have gone on a road trip. Last trip I took I was lunch for women who may have been of the vampire persuasion.

Nerma: Yeah I know, Subculture was handing out picture copies of it earlier.

Tack Angel: He what?!

Nerma: Nothing. Look, are you sure you really want the 87's as a group heading down to "party city" on a holiday weekend no less?

Tack Angel: I'm certain that they will represent Havok well, and have a good time within reason.






















Tack Angel: Yep....within reason.

Nerma: Why did you repeat yourself after a long pause?

Tack Angel: I have no idea.



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades!? WrestleVania was off the hook! We've got a new World Champion, and World Tag Team Champions! Tack Angel got chewed on by succubi, and Subculture got to kill a vampire. The action this week is just getting started though, as X-Trios will host a Do-Over Trios between MadHouse and the 87's, and for the first time ever a singles match! 2/3 Lucha Rules between Kiva and Hexagon III. Don't miss that encounter! Let's hope the 87's actually show up this time.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Gear/Til/Knux vs. Noah Jennings/Anwin/Mr. Dangerous
2. Trios Do-Over: Kinniku Mike/Akinan/Locura vs. Sal Paradise/Grind/Trevor Mach
3. 2/3 Falls: Kiva vs. Hexagon III

Hailey Havok: #EVER will see two title matches, and the new champ will be in non-title singles action. Plus, we hope that Degrees gets his head together to lead Kain and Andonuts against Vyram. I haven't seen him in days. I've heard he's not quite right...whatever that means. Guess we'll find out together at #EVER 17!

#EVER!: 17 AKA You don't read the title anyways
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Christophe/Vance vs. Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick
2. 6-Man Tag: Degrees/Jackson Kain/Jeff Andonuts vs. Grey/Grinam #1/Grinam #2
3. #EVER Zephyr Division Championship: Lady K vs. Aran
4. Non-Title Singles: Jamie OD vs. Doc Gonzo
5. #EVER #HashTag Team Championship: Jason Saxon(c)/Tony Novus(c) vs. Kiva/El Mago

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Do Machines Dream? - Chapter 2

Arremer X, the robotic replica of Firebrand X. A robot trying to be a man, trying to find his own identity. Struggling with the concepts of self, the cyborg man was put into stasis to let his self evolving thought helix process all these new feelings and emotions. A very different looking Arremer X seemed to recently re-emerge to assist his human counterpart, and this is something that has left the now former Havok World Champion with unanswered questions. To try and seek the answers, Firebrand X returned to Jet Havok for help...

Jeff Andonuts: Oh Firebrand X, what can I do for you? Sorry about you losing the title by the way.

Firebrand X: Don't worry about that. It's a matter for another time. Right now I have questions concerning Arremer X.

Jeff Andonuts: Ah yes, well Degrees was monitoring that situation before he....well....he's not himself right now. I can say that the stasis is going as planned though, and Arremer is bound to-

Firebrand X: What do you mean it's going as planned?

Jeff Andonuts: I mean nothing has changed. His self evolving thought helix is processing and the stasis has bought him the time he needs.

Firebrand X: He's....he's out already.

Jeff Andonuts: What? No, that's impossible. He couldn't be out of the stasis chamber yet. This is a process that will take some time.

Firebrand X: But I've seen him. He's been altered, but he's been showing up, assisting me before and after matches. Keeping a close eye on things. I wanted to know where I could find him, so I could figure out what he's looking for.

Jeff Andonuts: And I'm telling you that he's still here. Come on, see for yourself.



Jeff Andonuts: See, he's still right here.

Firebrand X: If he's here....then who the hell is the other one?



Hailey Havok: Breaking news Renegades! The Zephyr Division is evolving! Never mind the name, which is tough to type without getting the last few letters in the wrong order, cause we're renaming it to the Lady Renegade Division! That's much more to the point, and easier to type. Like, you have no idea how many times I've had trouble with that damn word. I always type Zephry first except just now, when I tried to spell it wrong intentionally. Go figure. Anyways, this evolution will also see the Lady Renegades showing up more on the other shows like Chaos TV! and X-Trios. We'll also see newer Lady Renegades in action, for example, this week's Chaos TV! will see Maxine Justice in action against one of four opponents. Let's check out how this came about via Hervey Cam! Hit is STEVE!



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, I'm here with Lady K, the-

Lady M's: Let's cut the shit Hailey, I had my fun as Lady K, but the truth of it is that I'm in fact.....Lady M's.

Hailey Havok: *GASP!*

Lady M's: I know, I was surprised too when I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror. I was like "oh yeah, I AM that bad ass chick wrapped in barbed wire and wearing the Lady Renegade Gold."

Maxine Justice: Can't say I'm surprised.

Aran: I am a little.

Maxine Justice: Really? You didn't know? You're supposed to be the bounty hunter!

Aran: And I wasn't that good at it....hence the new job.

Maxine Justice: Oh...right. Well M's, You're right about most of that, but Justice says that the title will be coming to chicks with kicks, when Aran beats you at #EVER. Nothing personal of course.

Lady M's: And I think your whole extreme schtick is bullshit....nothing personal of course. I came to #EVER to show you how to fight, and so far I've yet to be impressed by any of you.

Aran: Then I look forward to being the first.

Lady M's: We'll see.

Maxine Justice: I took you to you limits, don't act like I didn't. I'm as EXTREME as they come, and WHEN we have a rematch the results aren't going to be the same.

Lady M's: You WISH you were extreme. Talk is cheap chick. Prove it!

Maxine Justice: I will! I'll take you on! I'll take on your backup all at once if I have to!

Hailey Havok: Yeah by the way, what's up with the four behind you. I know they seem to be on your side but-

Lady M's: They're Hoodie Ninjas....obviously.

Hailey Havok: Oh right.....obviously.

Maxine Justice: The Lady Renegades have a match opening for Chaos TV!, and for that match I'm challenging your Hoodie Ninjas. I'll take on any of them!

Lady M's: Intriguing. Huddle up ladies.

Hoodie Blue: Oh I like huddles.

Hoodie Orange: Radical!

Hoodie Purple: I've got a 1 in 4 chance that it's me.

Hoodie Red: Pick me!

Lady M's and the Hoodie Ninjas: *whisper whisper whisper*

Lady M's: Alright, it's decided. Maxine, you've got your match, but the Hoodie Ninjas are going to keep it a secret which one of them you will be facing till you see them in the ring. Prove how "EXTREME" you really are.

Maxine Justice: Piece of cake!

Hoodie Orange: Cake?! I love cake!

Lady M's: It probably won't be Orange.

Hoodie Orange: Awwww.....

Aran: Keep goofing off with your ninjas M's, cause their is a bounty on your head. It's the Lady Renegades Championship, and I'm coming to collect.

Lady M's: That's more like it.

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Tack Angel: Oh hello, Tack Angel here, and it's great to be back in Fourside for wrestling action. It's the kind of city where women won't chew on you while you're chained to a wall.

Sal Paradise: Unless you pay extra!




Tack Angel: Yeah...I can't confirm that, but what I can confirm is that Sal Paradise is back on top of the wrestling world. The former face of wrestling, turned burnout got his life and career back in order, and reclaiming the heights he previously achieved. The main event scene was already loaded, and Paradise worked his way in to shock the world. Congratulations Sal.

Sal Paradise: Sure give everyone the recap. So yeah, MAYBE I did get a little burned out. MAYBE I swore a blood feud on my bro Trevor, and MAYBE I tried to set him on fire. MAYBE I lost my mojo after losing the title, and got into a bad place with even worse people. That was then and this is now. I'm not just back at the top on my game, this is more like New Game +, where I keep all my levels from the previous play through!

Tack Angel: And yet you've already lost the mask. Tell me, why did you wear the mask?

Sal Paradise: Oh that? That was just....that was just a thing I was doing.

Tack Angel: You were bored.

Sal Paradise: I was bored. However, I soon learned it's not always easy wrestling in a mask. Did you know they wear those things ALL THE TIME!? I could barely breathe in mine!

Tack Angel: Uh...yeah...pretty sure it's a luchador tradition to always wear your mask.

Sal Paradise: With a face like this, why cover it up am I right ladies?




Tack Angel: Where does that keep coming from? Well Sal, you're the new champ, and I know you couldn't wait till next week to unveil a big announcement, so let's hear it.

Kinniku Mike: UUUUUuuu!!! If anyone is going to make this announcement on X-Trios it's going to be these STRONG TITS!

Tack Angel: Geez Mike, you seriously need to cut down on the coffee.

Kinniku Mike: Coffee is for people that don't have adrenaline! Uuuuu! I'm going to make this announcement, just in case you try to screw me over again TACK!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Sure, cause I do that ALL the time.

Kinniku Mike: In two weeks Sal Paradise is going down, when I take that title from at the Great Eagleland Bash! Uuuuu!

Tack Angel: That's right, two weeks from now we will have the Great Eagleland Bash, and that will be the main event. Sal Paradise will put the title on the line for first time in his second World title reign against Kinniku Mike.

Kinniku Mike: First time and last time.

Sal Paradise: It's not my first first time, but it will be my last first time, cause I plan on keeping this title. It definitely won't be my last last time, I didn't like the first last time.

Kinniku Mike: ......What?

Sal Paradise: I don't know. I kind of got off track there.

Tack Angel: These two confused fighters are two of the best of their respective stables. The growing MadHouse, and the ever popular 87's. Who will come out on top in a one-on-one contest? Find out at-

Trevor Mach: Hold it! You guys are forgetting about something. The Television Champion can turn in the title for a title shot at ANY time. I might just feel like stepping into that match with my bro Sal and saggy tits Chocolate Bear over there. Mike may have the #1 Contender spot, but in this case we've got....two tickets to Paradise.

Tack Angel: .......How long have you been waiting to use that line.

Trevor Mach: .....Since we got off the plane from Lugosia.

Sal Paradise: Dude, that was awesome, and it would be an honor.

Kinniku Mike: Just another trick by Tack Angel to keep me down. It won't work Tack! It won't work! We'll see you later tonight punks! Uuuuuu!!!!

Tack Angel: What did I even do? Let's just get X-Trios underway with-

Camilo Ortega: Hold it.

Tack Angel: Camilo?

Trevor Mach: Hey look, it's those Gouji Guys who keep getting their asses handed to them by the 87's.

Mr. Gouji: You'd shut your mouth if you knew what was good for you.

Trevor Mach: I've been planning on challenging a giant mole to a wrestling match. I obviously don't know what's good for me.

Camilo Ortega: Sal Paradise, don't forget who got you where you are now.

Sal Paradise: I got me where I am, you just screwed over Firebrand X, but I'd be happy to give him a fair rematch when he's done hunting your ass down. You DO know he's looking for you right?

Camilo Ortega: Like I care. He was unworthy of that title, and so are you. I will be champion once again. Unlike you, I never burned out, I've only gotten better, and my destiny must be fulfilled. It's only a matter of.....time.

Sal Paradise: Dude, we both hit the main event around the same time, and we both blew it. Accept it, own up to it, and maybe you'll get your game back. Don't try to act like you're still the same Camilo that won the World Championship back then. Wrestling's a two way street, it's got its ups and downs.

Camilo Ortega: No, the road only goes one way.....my way, and I will rule over everything. Whoever holds the title after the Eagleland Bash will have to deal with me.

Tack Angel: Firebrand X and Subculture might disagree with you Camilo, but that's a match booked for a later day, for now we have X-
Trios. Let's get the action underway! Seriously guys, we're going way too long with this opening promo and-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!!!!

Tack Angel: Oh come on Mike!



It's X-Trios, where the promos tend to be long than the write ups for the matches! This week will be no different.

The opening match saw Noah Jennings, Anwin, and Mr. Dangerous form an odd, but formidable team against the Segua Heroes. Anwin targeted the weak link Til, and got a much needed win with a Based Bomber.

The 87's managed to make good on the do-over from last week's X-Trios taking on MadHouse in a wicked brutal Trios match. Sal and Mike were obviously thinking about their upcoming title match with how they kept targeting each other, but the result would end up with a Macha Ye taking out Locura, leading to an 87's win. Good thing we kept that I.O.U.

The main event would be the first non-Trios match on X-Trios. That might seem like we're jumping the Los Tiburon landshark, but it's a 2/3 Falls match, which is still an Anahuac tradition. Hexagon III had some MadHouse backup against Kiva, his old ally coming into Havok, as he used outside interference to score the first pin following a Style Clash. The new Havok World Tag Team Champion came back with a vengeance though, using his high flying skills to score a pin following a 450 Splash, and then busting out a new high flying finisher, the Kiva Dive, that saw the star leap into the air upside down, as if perched like a bat, before splashing down onto Hex III for the 1-2-3. Bad night for MadHouse, but the momentum keeps building for Kiva.



Tack Angel: Don't go just yet Renegades! I mean, you were probably going to stick around for #EVER anyways, but still.....I've got news! Next week, we're going to crown the first ever Havok World Trios Champions! You might be asking yourself, why didn't he just resurrect the old Tri-Force Championship? Well.....goodnight!

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Noah Jennings/Anwin[o]/Mr. Dangerous beat Gear/Til[x]/Knux via Based Bomber -> Pin
2. Trios Do-Over: Sal Paradise/Grind/Trevor Mach[o] beat Kinniku Mike/Akinan/Locura[x] via Macha Ye -> Pin  
3. 2/3 Falls: Kiva beat Hexagon III
- Hexagon III beat Kiva via Styles Clash -> Pin
- Kiva beat Hexagon III via 450 Splash -> Pin
- Kiva beat Hexagon III via Kiva Dive -> Pin



#EVER took place from the same place it always takes place at. Seriously, we need to get a building for these guys or something. They have better digs in Edo. Two titles would be on the line and the Open champ would be in non-title action, making a pretty big #EVER lineup if I do say so myself....and I do....I do say so myself.

The Co-Nucks and Zap Rowsdower continue to make Mapleland proud after a win over the Superkick Rockers. Despite a flurry of shitty indy spots, involving Max and Jeremy desperately trying to outdo each other to avoid the Jannetty moniker, they could not connect with a SUPERKICK!, before Christophe managed to submit Jeremy with the Maple Tamer.

Jet Havok was down one man, with Degrees nowhere to be seen, as Jackson Kain and Andonuts took on Vyram. They fought against the numbers game, but to no avail, as Grey used the Gun Stun to put down Jeff for the 1-2-3. Vyram continue to menace a Jet Havok missing its leader.

Lady M's and Aran engaged in a fierce Lady Renegade brawl for the championship. With Maxine coaching from the sidelines, Aran tried using her odd rolling based offense to take M's down for the pin. The former bounty hunter showed that she did her research as well, blocking most of M's signature moves and trying to target her arms and elbows. M's would go old school to win the match, after missing a Rolling M's she turned a nailed Aran with a kick before hitting the Sexy Strong Stunner for the pin and defense. M's continues to dominate, but the Lady Renegades Division is supposed to be getting bigger and badder, and the surprised observer cloaked in the entrance way proves that things are just starting to heat up.



The #EVER Open Champion Jamie OD collided with Doc Gonzo in non-title action. The leader of the Fourdoras -1 has been angling for a shot, and would have needed to win this match to earn it, but despite help from the outside, the hooligan still managed to out wrestle his opponent and land a sickening PK Kick to score the win. After the match, Havok World Champion Sal Paradise appeared with Hippie and Tomo of the 87's, a big scene for the #EVER brand, as Sal and Jamie haven't been at the same place at the same time for quite some time. Sal merely winked and smiled at his old friend/rival, as Tomo stepped up and challenged Jamie OD to a rematch for the title. Challenge accepted.



The main event would see the #HashTag Champions face their biggest test to date, as Saxon and Novus collided with Kiva and El Mago. Kiva is already the Havok World Tag Team Champion, and El Mago is a popular and capable #EVER #Original, making for a heated contest. The Interim Boss Tack Angel watched this match with great interest for some odd reason, he could be seen trying not to root for Kiva and El Mago. Saxon tried hitting his Forearm Smash on El Mago, but the magician disappeared in a puff of smoke, with Saxon hitting the mat in the perfect place for Kiva to land his Kiva Dive followed by the pin. 1-2-3! Kiva and El Mago are the new #HashTag Champions, with the Anahuac hero hanging over the top rope with his two titles. Tack Angel jumped into the ring and celebrated with tears of joy, confusing the former champions. I'm starting to think he doesn't like the TaskForce...



#EVER!: 17 AKA You don't read the title anyways
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Christophe[o]/Vance vs. Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick[x] via Maple Tamer -> Submission
2. 6-Man Tag: Grey[o]/Grinam #1/Grinam #2 beat Degrees/Jackson Kain/Jeff Andonuts[x] via Gun Stun -> Pin
3. #EVER Zephyr Division Championship: Lady M's beat Aran via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin -> 1st Defense
4. Non-Title Singles: Jamie OD beat Doc Gonzo via PK Kick -> Pin
5. #EVER #HashTag Team Championship: Kiva[o]/El Mago beat Jason Saxon(c)[x]/Tony Novus(c) via Kiva Dive -> Pin -> 2nd Generation #EVER #HashTag Team Champions!

Nerma: Hello Renegades! Nerma here, and it's the start of the long week off. That's right, while you're busy watching Best of Specials and Countdown episodes on the network, the Renegades will be taking it easy, recharging, recovering, and training for the Great Eagleland Bash next week. However, I was dragged away from a BBQ because....well...

Retro Hippie: Cause I got something they are going to want to see!

Nerma: Yeah yeah I know, you said it's an important 87's exclusive. I just don't think it's really that much of a reveal.

Retro Hippie: Just show it please! PLEASE?!

Nerma: Alright! I guess it is relevant. We aren't having an X-Trios or #EVER this week, but this is #EVER related in a way. It involves a reveal about a certain tag team and a certain Interim Boss....



Tack Angel: Father forgive me, for I have sinned. This will be my first time confessing, as I'm not really a Catholic, but....but I needed to talk to someone about this, and I didn't know where to turn. See, I am the Interim Boss of a company that employs many interesting characters. Our talent can be team players or they can be real pains. I try and keep a calm and middle of the road demeanor....cause that's just what I do. However, this team....this tag team from #EVER....they have me feelings things I have never felt before. That's what I came here to confess. I....I HATE TaskForce.

?: HAHA! I knew it!

Tack Angel: Huh?



Tack Angel: TREVOR!?!

Trevor Mach: Haha! What are the odds you'd come in here today?

Tack Angel: You're not a Priest!

Trevor Mach: Nope!

Tack Angel: You're not Catholic either!

Trevor Mach: What's your point Vanessa?

Tack Angel: The point is, you didn't hear ANY of that! You got me?!

Trevor Mach: Haha! You hate people! It finally happened. The 80's were too strong for you.

Tack Angel: I don't know why you're here, but I'm out of here!

Trevor Mach: Well I didn't ask you to come barging in on my temp job either! Jeez! I mean, go in peace you hateful bastard! Haha!

Tack Angel: GAH!

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Nerma: Funny clip, but was it really worth the breaking news hype?

Retro Hippie: What? That was just the first part of the tape. Did you not finish it?

Nerma: Uh....no I guess not.

Retro Hippie: The Hervey Cam followed him a bit longer. Check this part out.



Tack Angel: Of all the nerve! Why I got it in my right mind to write his wife a strongly worded letter chronicling my discontent with this situati- oh hello little boy.

Boy: Uh....h-h-hi.

Tack Angel: Don't be scared. I'm the Interim Boss around here.

Boy: Yeah....I know.

Tack Angel: Oh, so you're a fan then? We're on a week break. Hey, how did you even get in here?

Boy: I was told this is where I could find you.

Tack Angel: Oh? A fan of me? Well that's awesome. Did you want an autograph or a picture?

Boy: No....I wanted.....I wanted to meet my father.

Tack Angel: Oh...well where is he? I'll help you find-wait.....wait....WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WHAAAAAAAAT?!

See you in a week!

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Angel Issues

Havok went on a short break to give the roster time to rest and recover. It's been a constant barrage of big title matches, long trips, and that familiar brand of Havok chaos that can bring a certain Interim Boss to the brink. Add to the fact that a startling revelation may have turned his world upside down, and you would understand why Tack Angel would want nothing to do with the badgering of one Trevor Mach, but Mach had issues of his own, that he wanted dealt with.



Trevor Mach: Heya Tack! I need to talk to you about-

Tack Angel: Oh no....oh no....oh no oh crap oh no no no oh crap....oh no....what do I do?!

Trevor Mach: Uhhh...Tack? Brah? You alright there?

Tack Angel: Huh? Trevor! Not now! I am....I am in a bit of a panic.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I can see that.

Tack Angel: You mean you don't know why?

Trevor Mach: I could spit ball and take a guess?

Tack Angel: Oh good, you don't know.

Trevor Mach: An STD?

Tack Angel: That means it's not common knowledge yet.

Trevor Mach: Amy leave you for Cherub Kid? Man, wouldn't that be awkward?!

Tack Angel: I can keep this under wraps til I figure out what's going on here, if it's true, and how I can make it right.

Trevor Mach: Illegitimate kid?

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: ....Just a guess.

Tack Angel: Oh right....a guess....yeah.

Trevor Mach: I need to talk to you Tack, so whatever is bothering you, you just put that on the back burner. This is serious business!

Tack Angel: I think this might be a bit more important than your intentions to wrestle a giant mole.

Trevor Mach: How did you know?!

Tack Angel: Cause you've been yelling, quite belligerently mind you, that you wanted to fight Bad Luck Mole at Great Eagleland Bash for the past week.

Trevor Mach: Well then make this easy and give the match!

Tack Angel: I can't do that! You're just a guy looking to fight a giant mole. He would destroy you if you were trapped in a ring with him. He'd destroy any of us! Did you see him break Kiva's car?! He PICKED IT and then he THREW IT!

Trevor Mach: Yeah? So?

Tack Angel: YEAH?! SO?! You're insane! I'm not even going to THINK about giving you this match! It was bad enough you tried to fight him at that debacle you called Taco Tuesday on WEDNESDAY mind you!

Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack! A wolf can beat a mole any day!

Tack Angel: You're not ACTUALLY a wolf! Let's just make that clear, and even if you were, this is a GIANT mole!

Trevor Mach: GAH!

Tack Angel: BAH!

Bob: Hey guys! Just wanted to drop in and remind you about the company pot luck tomorrow. The wife's making Fly Honey Casserole. My waist line is mad at me already. Haha!

Trevor Mach: IT'S A BAD TIME BOB!

Bob: Oh....sorry....I'll....I'll just be going.

Tack Angel: The answer is no Trevor!

Trevor Mach: *flips table*

Tack Angel: That's not going to change my mind!

Trevor Mach: No, but I feel better! This ain't over buddy! Not by a long shot!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Yeah, I know. The ride never ends.



Tack Angel: Alright Tack, you can do this. It's time you man up and learn to drive on your own. You have GOT to drive over there yourself and talk to this kid. No one else can do this but you. So stop talking to yourself and put your foot on the gas. I can't do it! Yes, you can. Oh, well alright then. Here we go. Alright, starting slow. This....this isn't so bad. I can....I can do this. I WILL drive over there and find out if he really is my son!

Trevor Mach: Find out if who is your son?

Tack Angel: TREVOR?! What are you-

Trevor Mach: Eyes on the road buddy!

Tack Angel: AHHHHHH!!!!!



Trevor Mach: Whoa! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!

Tack Angel: .....If what you're thinking is "oh my God oh my God oh my God I almost died in a traumatizing and grizzly car accident", then yeah, we're on the same page.

Trevor Mach: No, I was wondering when the hell they started giving out driver's licenses to Mr. Saturns! Lousy driver!

Tack Angel: ....You nearly caused us both to die, by hiding back there. You know that right?

Trevor Mach: The key word here is "nearly". Boosh!

Tack Angel: .......



Lady M's: You're lucky our daughter was here to bail ME out, or else you would've had to sit in that cell till Great Eagleland Bash.

Trevor Mach: Ha! So luckily, Tack's not going to press charges, and he's giving me the match against Bad Luck Mole. All I got to do is keep my mouth shut.

Lady M's: Keep your mouth shut about what?

Trevor Mach: His illegitimate kid.

Lady M's: Oh. Come again?

Do Machines Dream? - Chapter 3

The man/machine claiming to be Arremer X was badly damaged while trying to make the save for Firebrand X. Too damaged to escape on its own, Firebrand took him to Jeff Andonuts for repairs....and answers.



Arremer X: Systems nominal.

Jeff Andonuts: That's the power of SCIENCE and no how for you! Did the best I could on your organics. Unfortunately, Degrees is better at that sort of thing and we've been unable to locate him all week. The rest of Jet Havok are on that and-

Arremer X: My organics will repair themselves. Thank you.

Firebrand X: Now that you're on your feet again, you can give me answers. Who are you?

Arremer X: I am who I say I am. I am Arremer X.

Firebrand X: Then who the hell is that?

Arremer X: Arremer X.

Firebrand X: Are you another copy? A newer model?

Arremer X: Actually, I'm a bit outdated by modern standards, but I've done the best I can to adapt, opting to try and replace most of my systems with synthetic human organs.

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah, I noticed that. That stuff looks way ahead of anything I have seen.

Firebrand X: You're obviously not the Arremer X in this pod. You're something else. I want to know what you're doing here? What is your purpose?

Arremer X: I'm not supposed to say. My mission was to protect the timeline, but then again the damage has already been done. He appeared long before I did and changed everything.

Firebrand X: What are you talking about?

Arremer X: I am Arremer X Firebrand. I'm the Arremer X of a dead future, changed by a man whose face I've never seen, with intentions of changing history to suit his needs and create a Havok in his image. I don't think this is what he had in mind just yet, but the changes are apparent.

Firebrand X: What are you talking about?

Jeff Andonuts: Arremer X from the future? It is possible. Time travel is not impossible, and his internals are far advanced Firebrand.

Firebrand X: Who are you trying to stop?

Arremer X: I don't know. He wore a mask, reprogrammed himself to not remember his purpose until a certain time, so as to avoid suspicion. but his intentions were to reshape the world, and he's done just that. Nothing is like it was before, and several of the people on the roster were not there before, so it's hard to say just which one of them it could be. For example, Swift never should have come out retirement, and Magnum PT stayed in Edo. Subculture should be champion right now, with Little Mac as his manager, but Little Mac is obviously gone, and Subculture has fallen into a funk. Since he fell out as a prime target I stuck to you to try and see if you would be next, but with the usual amount of wrestling run ins, it's hard to tell who would be attacking and for what reasons.

Firebrand X: Yeah, wrestling run ins are kind of over done aren't they. It's ridiculous. So that's what all of this is about.

Arremer X: Yes, a future was destroyed, but now I have to make sure a decent future can still exist. I must stop the one trying to change the future. You can believe me or not, but that's my purpose, and I will do anything to achieve my goal. Now, what do you intend to do?

Firebrand X: What else is there to do? Let's get to work.

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! We're back! It was a short break, but I missed the hell out of each and every one of you. That's actually kind of a lie. I don't know most of you. Glad you're back with me though. How was your break? Don't say anything, I can't actually hear you. I'm on the other side of the television or computer screen for you glorious pirate bastards. Want to know what I did on my break? Too bad, I'm telling you anyway! I spent the week looking for Degrees? Have any of you seen him? Again, don't answer, as I can't hear you. Well we're back at that means it's time to hit Summers with Great Eagleland Bash 2014! The card is set, and we'll see three title matches, Lady Renegade action, my Grindage against Switchback....again, and much more. Miss it and you're stupid! No seriously. No, I'm not taking that back STEVE! Why yes, I might be a little drunk. I WAS ON VACATION!



Havok: Great Eagleland Bash 2014
Summers Beach
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Cherub Kid/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Camilo Ortega/Dogma Mask
2. No Rules Singles: Subculture vs. Noah Jennings
3. 128 Times in a Lifetime: Grind vs. Switchback
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kiva(c)/Los Tiburon(c) vs. Swift/Magnum PT
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Lady M's/Little M's vs. Maxine Justice/Aran
6. Havok Television Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Bad Luck Mole
7. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Kinniku Mike

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Havok is back baby! It was only gone for like a week, but admit it, it felt like a lot longer. You totally missed it. You totally did! Don't lie. The return of Havok saw the Renegades head to the hot and sexy beaches of Summers for Great Eagleland Bash 2014! A red, white, and blue spectacle that would see the ring taken out to the ocean, so get your Dramamine if you happen to suffer from motion sickness, cause the Renegades would make some serious waves! Dramamine....is a pill....you can take it for motion sick-you get the idea.

The opening contest saw the Gouji Guys Camilo Ortega and Dogma Mask try to work their way back up in a tag effort against Cherub and Tomo-kun of the 87's. With Gouji on the outside giving the assists, Camilo managed to capture the victory after the Clinch Choke x STO combo he's recently started using. After the match, the Gouji Guys filled the ring.



Mr. Gouji: You know, lately the talk has been all about the 87's versus MadHouse. The talk has been about Sal Paradise, the Havok World Champion, who won because of Camilo Ortega by the way. The talk has been about Firebrand X. The talk has been about Kinniku Mike. The talk has been about Subculture, and I don't know why since he's all but given up on the spotlight it seems. We're here to show you that the talk should be, and will be about the Gouji Guys. I have established a stable of top talent. The best in the business, the better lucha bladers, and these two monsters behind me.

Camilo Ortega: Wrestling in the opening match is beneath me. It always has been. I've been destined for greatness since the moment I was born. I walk the path to kingdom....to dominion....my dominion. This ring belongs to me, and you are privileged to witness my skills. Gouji gets it. The men and monsters in the ring with me get it. You will get it too if you don't already.

Mr. Gouji: That's right! This man is for real, and he's all about wrestling, domination, and victory! So ignore the stupid and time wasting shenanigans of those like the 87's, and pay no mind to the bumbling of Firebrand X and his new robot buddy Arremer X. I mean come on, who believes all that nonsense anyways!? Trying to stop a man from the future? Did anyone else see that? It's ridiculous!

Camilo Ortega: Wait....what are you talking about Gouji?

Mr. Gouji: Oh you didn't hear? You're going to love this one. Apparently, there is a sleeper agent from the "future" in Havok, and no one knows who he is, not even him. He's waiting for a trigger or something. Talk about a stall tactic. I just think he's afraid to face you after you cost him the title. Hahaha!

Camilo Ortega: Sleeper agent? From.....from the future?

Mr. Gouji: Yeah! Isn't it stupid?

Camilo Ortega: Yes.....yes it's very stupid....but you said Arremer X claims to be from the future too?

Mr. Gouji: Yeah he does. Hey, you alright?

Camilo Ortega: Yes....yes....I just remembered something is all.

Mr. Gouji: What is it?

Camilo Ortega: ......Something my Grandmother told me....just....something my Grandmother told me.

Mr. Gouji: Well? Are you going to enlighten the masses with her words of wisdom once again?

Camilo Ortega: No....not this time. I have....more important matters to attend to, and time is of the essence.



Meanwhile on the streets of Summers....



Firebrand X: You think he'll be here today?

Arremer X: I think he's always around, but today is the day we track him do-

Indy Guy: GUYS! HELP ME!

Summers Resident #1: GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

Summers Resident #2: BOO THIS INDY GUY!

Firebrand X: Indy Guy?

Arremer X: Detecting hot tar....and feathers.

Indy Guy: They tarred and feathered me, and now they're running me out of town! This is insane! All I said was that your city and local sports team sucks!

Summers Resident #3: HE SAID IT AGAIN! GET HIM!

Summers Resident #4: I SAY WE KILL HIM! RIP HIS HEAD OFF!

Summer Resident #3: A LITTLE EXCESSIVE, BUT NOT MUCH! YEAH!

Indy Guy: Half of you don't even live here! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Firebrand X: Well...I guess we can cross Indy Guy off the list.

Arremer X: He was never on the list.

Firebrand X: It was a joke Arremer.

Arremer X: Ah yes. I still have trouble with humor.

Firebrand X: Come to think of it. When the hell did I start trying to be funny?

Arremer X: Sensors indicate you have yet to be funny.

Firebrand X: .....Was that a joke?

Arremer X: .....I think?

Larmore: HA! You guys see that shit? That was some funny shit with that punk ass Indy Guy.

Arremer X: Identified as Larmore. Recently returned to Havok, has yet to state his purpose or wrestle a match. Possible target.

Larmore: The hell you talking about? I'm just bidding my time, drinking my beer.

Firebrand X: I don't think it's him, call it a feeling.

Hint Guy: Who needs a feeling, when you can have a Hint! I got lots of them. Need a Hint of the go? We've got an app for that now, for only-

Firebrand X: Not interested.

Arremer X: Identified as Hint Guy. Frequent Havok viewer and future proprietor of Hint Industries, one of the biggest corporations in the solar system.

Hint Guy: What was that last part?

Firebrand X: What we're looking for is going to take more than a simple Hint, but we appreciate the offer I guess. I need time to think about this. Let's go Arremer.

Arremer X: Right.

Hint Guy: But guys, I'm watching the Bash on my phone right now, and someone's acting really funny all of a sudden. Guys?

The second bout saw Subculture get Noah Jennings in a No Rules environment, so as to keep him from getting himself DQ'd against the Green Bomber. Still touting his pin over Subbie, Noah tried using any weapon he could get his hands on in this match, while Subculture stuck to the basics. Late in the match Noah grabbed a chair, but before he could land a blow, Subbie KO Punched the chair right into his face and proceeded to pin him for the win. Noah tried to get in Subculture's face after the match, only to eat another punch that sent him into the ocean. After the match, Nerma tried to get a word...



Nerma: Nerma here with Subculture, just after his big win. You beat the guy that beat your streak, you got justice for Little Mac, and you've proven that you're better than ever. Will the former World Champion finally be making a move towards the main event?

Subculture: Ya know, I'm starting to be in a better place about all this stuff. I went from street dog to champion almost over night, but it was too soon, and I learned from Mac and Lu that I was still a rookie in many ways. I've been through hell and back with the loss of my mentor and the dealings in Edo, but I've made it through. Maybe it is time for Subculture to stop limiting himself and grab for the gold. I've been challenging myself to see just how good I am, and how much better I can get. I think I have the perfect event in which to see once and for all if I'm really up to the challenge. Later Nerma.

Nerma: Wait! Are you talking about this year's E1 Climax?! Renegades, I think he was talking about the E1!

Noah Jennings: Wait! How dare you do this to me! I want a rematch! Do you know who I am! I am Noah freaking Jennings! I'm the future of Havok! GAH!

The rivalry that never ends continues to never end, as Grind and Switchback fought once again. That's not to say the matches haven't been exciting, on the contrary, the two rivals stepped it up even further in this contest, with a strong sequence of moves and reversals just to try and stay out of the water. Switchback found himself on the losing end once again after a Slingblade, but promised that this was far from over once again.....for like the 50th time.

Kiva and Los Tiburon locked horns with Havok Vice, with the World Tag Team Championships on the line. While they were the champs, Havok Vice had Swift, who is easily one of the most decorated tag wrestlers in Havok/EBW history, so the champs still felt like underdogs. Great match, as Kiva wisely targeted PT with the Kiva Dive while Tiburon distracted the POUNCING Swift acting like a bull fighter to get the pin and make the defense. PT showed respect, but planned to come back stronger and challenge again. With a mustache like that, how can't you take him seriously!?

The Lady Renegades were up next as the mother and daughter M's faced off against Maxine Justice and Aran. The chicks with kicks proved to be formidable opponents in the tag atmosphere, targeting Little M's to get the Lady Renegade Champion to slip up. Bold strategy, but it only seemed to make things worse, as the barbed wire lady knew her daughter could handle herself, with Little M's nearly upsetting Maxine with the Sexy Strong Stunner. Later in the match, the Chicks with Kicks tried to negate Lady M's with a double SUPERKICK!, but she ducked them both and rushed back up with two swift elbows that took the team to the mat. Little M's tagged in and looked to go for the kill, but Aran surprised her with a Bounty Roll and snagged victory from the jaws of defeat. After the match, Maxine again made it clear she wants another title shot against M's.

Meanwhile, back on the streets of Summers....



Noah Jennings: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! GET OFF ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Arremer X: Identified as Noah Jennings, prime suspect for future crimes!

Noah Jennings: What?! You got the first part right, but I don't know what you're talking about with "future crimes"!

Arremer X: You claimed that the future would be yours.

Firebrand X: A lot of us say that though.

Arremer X: Oh right....that's true. However, Noah Jennings disappeared many years prior to event that sent me here. It is possible he was planning this to change the course of his career.

Firebrand X: Former World Champion relegated down the card. Years and years of that would start to mess with a guy.

Noah Jennings: Problem with that is that I would be much older would you think you idiots!?

Firebrand X: ......

Noah Jennings: .....I....I'm sorry I called you idiots....quite out of line. What I meant to say.....WAS MORONS!

Arremer X: The man wore a mask, there is no telling what work you could've had done to yourself. Trying to preserve your prime for the moment you change the future?

Firebrand X: Sounds far fetched, but then again, this whole damn thing does. I'm starting to think we're on a wild goose chase here. If the guy doesn't know himself, how are we going to find out until he is triggered?

Old Woman: Awww....you're such a cute little baby. Yes you are....yes you are!

Noah Jennings: LADY HELP ME!

Old Woman: Oh look, Camilo, it's some of those wrestler types you see on television. I think he's a big fan. The only time my grandson stops crying is when he sees you guys on the screen. I can't watch it myself, hard to follow if you ask me, but as I always say, you can't hinder a person's calling, and I think this little child will rule over everything.

Firebrand X: I'm sorry, what did you say his name was?

Old Woman: This is Camilo.....Camilo Ortega.

Arremer X: .......

Firebrand X: ......LET'S GO!

Noah Jennings: That's right you better run! Hey lady, that's a cute kid. I know a Camilo too and-

Old Woman: Could you please back away....you're making him cry.

In the semi main event, Trevor Mach put his Television Championship on the line against the big bad Mole of MadHouse, Bad Luck Mole. Despite the protesting from Interim Boss Tack Angel, Mach still got his match, claiming that the wolf could beat the mole any day. However, he soon found out the hard way, that being trapped in the ring with Bad Luck Mole was a lot different than a street brawl. The Mole mauled him for most of the match, but the champ got the message and instead decided to clobber Bad Luck Mole with a chair assisted knee, leading to a DQ, but Mach laughed as held up the chair and the title, shrugging about the means to get Mole on the mat. Match lost, but title and life intact. You just can't tell some people they shouldn't be brawling with giant killer Moles.



Main event time, as Sal Paradise of the 87's set out to prove that he was back on top and better than ever, as he faced the strong tits challenge of MadHouse leader Kinniku Mike. Both men came from the same generation and blazed a trail to many title reigns, but the stakes were never higher, as their the reputation of their respective stables were also in the balance. Mike started out strong, with his signature slams and suplexes, that left Sal reeling early on, fighting to kick out and stay conscious. The people rallied behind Sal, as the former people's champion returned to his throne and staged an exciting comeback, though nothing seemed to keep Mike down. Sal escaped a Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb and hit the Trouble in Saludice, but to no avail, Mike was right back up to his feet to steam roll the champ. He rubbed his face across the top rope before slamming the Spinebuster and going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Sal countered with a Schoolboy that barely got a 1 count, but it put Mike on the mat for a series of kicks that lead up to a Jamie OD inspired Penalty Kick. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike had no trouble picking up Sal, but Sal showed his strength as well, when he forced Mike up for a Fireman's Carry Michinoku Driver. Sal went high risk with a Moonsault to follow up, but Mike blocked with his knees to regain control. Sal once again had to escape a Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb to finally hit the big finisher, the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori x Jujigatame. Trapped in the armbreaker, Mike refused to submit for several minutes, as he screamed in agony with his signature "Uuuuuuu!". He tried to break the hold, but Sal had his hand's locked in solid. Finally, the referee was forced to make a judgement call and stop the match in Sal's favor, lest Mike let his arm be broken. Sal Paradise won the match and made a successful defense against the strongest possible opponent, proving his worth as champion. Mike was livid as he assaulted the referee and used the Jumping Piledriver that Tack Angel had banned on him. Before he could turn his attention to Sal though, another man rushed into the ring. Camilo Ortega, with a crazed look in his eyes, blindsided Sal with the STO Bomber. Retro Hippie tried to stop him, but was choked out, as Camilo laughed in an uncharacteristic manner. With both me down, and Kinniku Mike confused in the corner. The laughing Camilo posed in the ring.

Camilo Ortega: I REMEMBER! HAHAHAHA! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! THE FUTURE! THE FUTURE IS MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Havok: Great Eagleland Bash 2014
Summers Beach
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Camilo Ortega[o]/Dogma Mask beat Cherub Kid[x]/Ishihiro Tomo via Clinch Choke x STO -> Pin
2. No Rules Singles: Subculture beat Noah Jennings via Chair Assisted KO Punch -> Pin
3. 128 Times in a Lifetime: Grind beat Switchback via Sling Blade -> Pin
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kiva(c)[o]/Los Tiburon(c) beat Swift/Magnum PT[x] via Kiva Dive -> Pin -> 1st Defense
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Maxine Justice/Aran[o] beat Lady M's/Little M's[x] via Bounty Roll -> Pin
6. Havok Television Championship: Bad Luck Mole beat Trevor Mach(c) via DQ
7. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) beat Kinniku Mike via Kokoro Hiraite Kaori x Jujigatame -> Referee Stoppage -> 1st Defense

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with your updates for the week ahead! After a big Great Eagleland Bash, Sal Paradise retained the title and proved the critics wrong, but Kinniku Mike is far from over, as he leads the MadHouse into X-Trios looking to win the new Trios Championship. Other teams include Team Indy Spotmonkeys, Team 87's, and Team Anahuac, who are the odds on favorites.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Trios Championship Tournament Semi-Final: Grind/Cherub Kid/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Indy Guy/Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick
2. Havok Trios Championship Tournament Semi-Final: Kinniku Mike/Akinan/Anwin vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago
3. Havok Trios Championship Tournament Final: TBD

Nerma: #EVER will see a lot of Havok Renegades entering the scene, namely Flying Man and Kyo, as well as Hexagon III and Locura. We'll also see the possible end of the Jet Havok and Vyram feud, as they face off in a 6-Man Elimination Tag, but Degrees is still nowhere to be seen. Now that TaskForce have lost the titles, they find themselves without the possibility of a job, as they take part in a Last Chance Tag that will also include Gonzo and Nikky of the Fourdoras, and Vacant, who will be his own partner in this outing. How is that possible? Stop asking questions. The main event will see the big rematch between Lady M's and Maxine Justice for the Lady Renegades Championship. Don't miss it.

#EVER!: 18 is the Legal Age of Consent
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Flying Man/Kyo vs. Bimmy/Jimmy
2. 6-Man Elimination Tag: Degrees/Jackson Kain/Kaori vs. Radiguet/Grey/Maria
3. Tag: Vance/Christophe vs. Hexagon III/Locura
4. Last Chance Tag: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Vacant/Vacant vs. Doc Gonzo/Nikky
5. Lady Renegades Championship: Lady M's(c) vs. Maxine Justice

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Trevor Mach: Tack! I got a bone to pick with you!

Tack Angel: What else is new. Look, I got a lot on my plate right now, can the T'nT shenanigans wait for a change?

Trevor Mach: NEVER! No breaks on the shenanigans train Tack! I want to know what you were thinking letting me wrestle a giant mole!

Tack Angel: What are you talking about?

Sal Paradise: Seriously Tack, putting Trevor in harm's way like that. That's not cool dude.

Tack Angel: He asked for the match! I gave it to him!

Trevor Mach: Why would you let me do something like that?! I got gored Tack! I saw my liver! It's green by the way. Is it supposed to be green?

Sal Paradise: Trevor has no filter Tack. A responsible friend would have saved him from himself.

Tack Angel: .....You're messing with me aren't you?

Sal Paradise: ....He's on to us.

Trevor Mach: Maintain the illusion. What are you talking about Tack! This is serious! I'm....I'm upset and outraged!

Tack Angel: What is it that you really want? A rematch or something?

Trevor Mach: Are you kidding?! It's a giant mole! I'm Lucky to be alive right now! I'll let the World Champion let you know what the 87's want.

Sal Paradise: We want the Gouji Guys! Camilo Ortega has lost it, and picked a fight with yours truly, and the rest of the 87's. Elimination match this week would be just fantastic if you please.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I suppose that would make a good main event. It's funny, cause Camilo already showed up and demanded the same kind of match.

Trevor Mach: Psychotic people think alike.

Tack Angel: Yes, I'm starting to see that, but Trevor aren't you in no condition to fight? I mean look at you, covered in bandages.

Trevor Mach: Oh these? I'm fine, I just don't want to take them off cause they're stuck to my hair and it'll hurt like hell. That match is on like Pong! Get hype!

Sal Paradise: By the way Tack, how's the illegitimate kid?

Tack Angel: WHA?! TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: Do NOT look at me on this one. Yes, I DID tell Tali, but I did NOT tell Sal.

Sal Paradise: It was Steve, the guy was editing some Hervey Cam footage and let the cat out of the bag to everyone.

Tack Angel: Steve.....I should've known. Well, good news on that one actually. As it turns out.....



Tack Angel: Thank you so much for meeting me out here. I can't actually drive and this is as far as I could walk. Well these he is...my son.....whose name I don't know.

Tad: My name is Tad pops!

Tack Angel: Tad eh? Tad Angel....wow. I can't believe this. I guess it's time I met the mother my so-

Tad's Mother: Um excuse me? Who is this Tad?

Tad: This is Tack Angel Mom! You remember him right? He's my daddy!

Tad's Mother: What?!

Tack Angel: Uh....hi. Do I....do I.....have we even met?

Tad's Mother: No, I don't think so. Tad, what is this?

Tad: What do you mean Mom? I found my Dad!

Tad's Mother: That's not your Dad.

Tack Angel: I'm not?! Well....obviously I'm not. I don't even know you.

Tad's Mother: Now Tad, I told you that Kinniku Mike was your Father.

Tack Angel: MIKE?!

Tad: I know, but I want Tack Angel to my Father instead. He would have been enough of a sucker to have bought it Mom, and then he would have bought me toys!



Trevor and Sal: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Heh....guess it is kind of funny isn't it?

Trevor Mach: Please let me tell Mike!

Tack Angel: I...I already told him.

Sal Paradise: Let me guess....."Uuuuuu"?

Tack Angel: Right on the nose. Turns out this happens to him a lot. He didn't seem to care. Was more focused on X-Trios tonight.

Sal Paradise: Oh that's right, it's the tournament tonight for the Trios titles. Our bros are in that one. Think they'll have problems with MadHouse?

Trevor Mach: Nah! I'm sure they'll be fine. Half of MadHouse will be at #EVER tonight, so it'll be nice and fair. What's the worst that could happen?

Sal Paradise: Do you feel a sense of impending doom and dread all of sudden?

Trevor Mach: Yeah....yeah a little bit.

Tack Angel: And I feel like a sandwich.



It's X-Trios, where the games are made up and the points don't matter. Oh wait, that's Whose Line is it Anyway. This is X-Trios, the Trios show with an Anahuac flavor, and tonight's edition would see the crowning of brand new Havok Trios Champions, because you can never have enough titles I always say, but nobody really asked my opinion.....they should though. I have lots of great ideas.

The first match of a mini-tournament to crown the Havok Trios Champions saw the 87's contingent make short work out of the Spot Monkeys, as Tomo-kun grew tired of their flippy indy shit and went into a no neck, short man rage before hitting the Brainbuster on Indy Guy as he tried to take a selfie to get the pin to advance.

Mike's MadHouse had a rougher time of it against the tag dominating Anahuac Trio. Between Kiva's high flying excellence, El Mago's magic evasiveness, and Los Tiburon's....grappling insanity, the MadHouse looked to be on the ropes, but Mike took Kiva out of the equation when he hit a lariat on the masked man as he was in mid air trying to hit the Kiva Dive on the newest MadHouse member Anwin. That opened up Akinan to hit the tall guy standard big boot, followed by his Backbreaker Chokeslam to score the pin. 87's and MadHouse would meet in the finals.

In the main event, the tired and weary finalist teams collided. This being an hour long show they didn't really have a long time to take a breather and all. I mean, I know commercial breaks seem like they take forever, but you'd be surprised. Fantastic main event match up that saw the 87's looking like they would bring even more gold into the fold, but the suddent appearance of Switchback, Poison Jam, and Dogma Mask of the Gouji Guys changed that. The outside interference lead to Mike hitting the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb on Cherub Kid before the 1-2-3. The MadHouse claimed the Trios titles, but why the help from the Gouji Guys?



Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Trios Championship Tournament Semi-Final: Grind/Cherub Kid/Ishihiro Tomo[o] beat Indy Guy[x]/Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Havok Trios Championship Tournament Semi-Final: Kinniku Mike/Akinan[o]/Anwin beat Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago[x] via Backbreaker Chokeslam -> Pin
3. Havok Trios Championship Tournament Final: Kinniku Mike[o]/Akinan/Anwin beat Grind/Cherub Kid[x]/Ishihiro Tomo via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin -> 1st Generation Trios Champions!

Jackson Kain: Ladies? Who wants another round? Drinks are on the movie star! That would be me I'm referring to. I've been in a lot of movies, but you already knew that. You did know that right?

Hailey Havok: Jackson Kain, what the hell?!



Jackson Kain: *sigh* Just a second ladies, this is one of those "teammates" I was talking about. Can I help you?

Hailey Havok: Where the hell have you been? We've been looking for you while we've been looking for Degrees!

Jackson Kain: He's still gone!?

Hailey Havok: YES! We're been looking everywhere, but then you went a disappeared too. Kaori thought something bad happened to you, but then I find you here with them!

Jackson Kain: Hey, I had no idea he was still gone, so don't think you can make me feel guilty. Superstars don't feel guilt!

Hailey Havok: ......

Jackson Kain: Alright....I feel guilt.

Hailey Havok: You're supposed to be with Kaori now! How could you be doing this? All you could ever talk about was that you wanted to be with her, and you were jealous that she was obsessed with Degrees.

Jackson Kain: Nothing is going on here, we're just having a little fun.

Hailey Havok: .......

Jackson Kain: Stop with the judging gaze already!

Hailey Havok: ......

Jackson Kain: Alright fine! I never said I was a good guy! Don't forget that I got dragged into this whole thing, by the fearless leader Degrees! That guy does it all! He's a genius, and he did better in Havok then I ever did before this whole mess! I was supposed to be the fighter expert! The big movie superstar, but he was the leader, the glue that held us all together, and I found myself fighting with you because I wanted to. I actually wanted to. Can you believe that nonsense? I figured he would have gotten his head on straight by now and solved this problem with Vyram. I mean, how long are they going to toy around with us? They could be taking over the world after all. Without Degrees....who would stop them?

Hailey Havok: Well, he's gone now, and we need to stick together to find him and bring him back, and you SHOULD be out there with Kaori, who is worried sick about BOTH OF YOU!

Jackson Kain: She....she's never really gotten over him. He's more deserving of her affection then I am. I....I'm a real creep.

Hailey Havok: I'll say.

Jackson Kain: You're not helping.

Jeff Andonuts on wrist communicator: Guys! We found Degrees! Meet me downtown near the river!

Hailey Havok: Alright! Now we're talking! Let's go Jackson.

Jackson Kain: Hey! When did we get wrist communicators? I want one!



Degrees: Hey look Megumi! My friends are here! Hey guys!

Kaori: Degrees!

Jeff Andonuts: It's alright buddy, we're here now.

Hailey Havok: Found him.

Jackson Kain: Wow, he's in bad shape.

Degrees: Isn't it great that we're all back together! I'm glad you can all be here with me and Megumi.

Jeff Andonuts: Buddy, Megumi isn't here right.

Degrees: Don't be silly Jeff, she's right here! Fix your glasses. Haha!

Kaori: Degrees, please listen to us. We care about you. We lo....we love you, and we we're here for you, but Megumi isn't here right now. Vyram took her away. She is one of them now. She attacked us all, even you.

Degrees: NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Hailey Havok: This could be trouble.

Jackson Kain: Degrees!

Degrees: Huh? Jackson? You're here? I didn't think you wanted to be apart of this team. This is Megumi by the way.

Jackson Kain: Degrees, she isn't here. Just look, it's all in your head, and you need to get that screwed back on right now! Vyram is this close to winning! They plan to defeat us at the next #EVER show once and for all.

Degrees: Vyram?

Jackson Kain: That's right! They want to kill us! They want to kill Kaori! You want that? She's an innocent in all of this, but despite everything she has never given up on you and she's worked hard to fight alongside you! You can't let her down!

Degrees: Kaori...

Kaori: Jackson...

Jeff Andonuts: ....Science.

Hailey Havok: .....uh....we do this a lot.

Jackson Kain: Dammit Degrees, you can't let ME down! All your damn speeches about justice and doing the right thing! I thought you were a self righteous son of a bitch, but you were right, and you lived up to everything you said and more. You're a dammed hero, and you have to save the world! SO DO IT!

Degrees: .....

Jackson Kain: Come on guys.....let's get out of here.

Kaori: What about Degrees?

Jackson Kain: It's up to him now. Let's go.



#EVER 18 took place from the same place it always takes place, with some big matches, and a main event game changer. Par for the course really.

The opening contest saw new buddies Flying Man and Kyo get a new start as a team in #EVER against the Dragons. Exciting opener in which Flying Man got the pin on Bimmy after the Chickenwing Neckbreaker.

The mood immediately turned serious for the possible war ending match between Jet Havok and Vyram, as Jackson Kain and Kaori stepped up for their team against Radiguet, Grey, and Maria in 6-Person Elimination Tag action. Great heart was shown from the Jet Havok duo, while Hailey and Jeff fought off Grinam's on the outside, Kain was making a good first impression in the match, hitting the Shadow Kick on his rival Grey before getting the pin. Grey however, attacked Kain after the elimination and hurt him bad, leaving Kaori at the mercy of the other 2 Vyram commanders. The young aristocrat is still very green, but she tried her best against Maria, but ultimately fell to a Bridging Suplex. Kain and Kaori were both down as Radiguet and Maria attacked, but suddenly Degrees rushed into the ring to make the save, actually forcing Maria away from Kaori, standing between them.

Maria: Degrees, what are you doing? It's me....Megumi.

Degrees: You're not Megumi! You're Vyram, but Megumi is still in there somewhere! She won't be free until you are gone, and we're going to stop you because we're Jet Havok!

Radiguet went on the attack for Maria, but Degrees had his number on this day, and the renewed leader of Jet Havok hit the Red Hawk Driver to score the pin. The confident leader stood strong against Maria, but the Vyram commander showed doubt and hesitated before leaving the ring, leading to the count out and the Jet Havok win. After the match, Degrees grabbed the mic.



Degrees: VYRAM! YOUR DAYS ARE OVER! JET HAVOK, DEFENDERS OF JUSTICE CHALLENGE YOU TO A FINAL SHOWDOWN NEXT WEEK! WINNER TAKE ALL!

Radiguet: YOU'RE ON YOU PATHETIC HUMAN! WE WILL END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL NEXT WEEK!

Degrees: YOU WILL BE DEFEATED BECAUSE WE ARE...

All: JET HAVOK!

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Back from the crazy toku-esque action, MadHouse's Hexagon III and Locura took on the Co-Nucks, but even the awesome management skills of the denim clad Zapp Rowsdower could not save them, as Vance ate a Spear from Locura before the pin.

Tack Angel put the Fourdoras Doc Gonzo and Nikky, and the TaskForce in a must win situation. Facing off against each other and the Vacant tag team, the losing team would be gone from #EVER forever. The desperate Fourdoras tried to hang on with every trick in the book, but the heart and determination of the TaskForce was too much. Vacant got to Doc Gonzo and -REDACTED- TaskForce remains with the company. Many wonder why the former champs were immediately put into a position to lose their jobs anyways.

It was now main event time, as Lady M's would once again lock up with Maxine Justice in a Lady Renegades Championship rematch. M's held the title this time around, and Maxine was dead set on proving that her and the other Lady Renegades of #EVER could hang with one of the pioneers of the division. Great back and forth action, with Maxine learning from the previous encounter, yet nothing seemed to keep the champ down. M's took the chick kick and kept coming with a barrage of elbows that lead to a Sexy Strong Stunner and the pin attempt. Maxine just barely managed to get her leg under the ropes. M's looked to be in control, but suddenly a woman in a familiar blue hooded robe rushed the scene and clobbered M's in the face with her own barbed wire bat. Maxine saw what the ref had not, but went ahead anyway with hitting the Ura-nage followed by the pin and the win. Maxine Justice was champion once again, in a tainted finish that she willingly took part in, getting her boos from the crowd. A livid M's looked on as the woman in blue dropped the bat and went to the back. Has Tracy come to #EVER to start a war with Lady M's?



#EVER!: 18 is the Legal Age of Consent
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Flying Man[o]/Kyo beat Bimmy[x]/Jimmy via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
2. 6-Person Elimination Tag: Degrees/Jackson Kain/Kaori beat Radiguet/Grey/Maria
-Jackson Kain beat Grey via Shadow Kick -> Pin
-Maria beat Kaori via Bridging Suplex -> Pin
-Degrees beat Radiguet via Red Hawk Driver -> Pin
-Degrees beat Maria via Count Out
3. Tag: Hexagon III/Locura[o] beat Vance[x]/Christophe via Spear -> Pin
4. Last Chance Tag: Vacant[o]/Vacant beat Jason Saxon/Tony Novus and Doc Gonzo[x]/Nikky via REDACTED
5. Lady Renegades Championship: Maxine Justice beat Lady M's(c) via Ura-nage -> Pin -> 3rd Generation Lady Renegades Champion!