Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Seeing as it's the start of a new week and the Earth has yet to be enslaved by anyone other than it's own Governments, you can bet your ass that means that we found Degrees and thwarted the bad guys once again. Of course, you already knew that cause you saw #EVER right? Right? Anyone? Steve? Chaos TV this week will see a huge main event, as the 87's lock up with the Gouji Guys in Elimination Tag action. Camilo Ortega looks to be going off the deep end, and the 87's aren't about to let a gang of psychotics steal their gimmick of being a gang of psychotics. We'll also see Swift return to singles action against Mr. Dangerous, the "brothers" X take on Akinan and Anwin of MadHouse. New Lady Renegades Champion Maxine Justice will team with Aran to take on two of Lady M's Ninja Hoodies as well, but is the new champ going to explain herself after taking the easy way out to win the title? Find out on Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 3-Team Tag: Gear/Knux vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod vs. Hexagon III/Locura
2. Singles: Swift vs. Mr. Dangerous
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Maxine Justice/Aran vs. Hoodie Blue/Hoodie Red
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X vs. Akinan/Anwin
5. Elimination 8-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Camilo Ortega/Switchback/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask



Master Lu: Well well well Subculture, the SSS's most wanted, the Vampire Killer, the Green Bomber. Hitting the weights again I see. I heard you've been in here everyday this week. Are we finally done grieving?

Subculture: I'll never be done, but I'm done letting it get in my way. The E1 Climax is coming, and I've got work to do.

Master Lu: Then what are we waiting for?

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Earlier Today...



Tack Angel: Hey! Break it up! Break it up! Security! What is going on?!

Arremer X: Enemies detected, allies of Camilo Ortega, who is guilty of future crimes.

Firebrand X: You heard him Tack. We're looking for Ortega, and these punks got in our way. They should have known that was a very big mistake.

Tack Angel: No, getting blood on the roof AGAIN is a mistake. I can't even get Nosan to come up here to clean it anymore. Why would you even have a brawl on the roof!? You could fall! That would hurt REALLY bad! We're talking scraped knees kind of owies.

Arremer X: I have my mission. Get out of my way!
 
Tack Angel: Hey! I know Camilo Ortega kind of lost it last week, but that doesn't enable you to just go after him because you think he's guilty of some "future crime". You're talking about time travel here. That's just silly!

Firebrand X: ....You've been in at least 5 different time machines that I can remember.

Tack Angel: ....That's besides the point, and it doesn't make any of this any less silly.

Firebrand X: It is kind of ridiculous.

Arremer X: Camilo Ortega must be stopped, no matter the cost.

Tack Angel: We talked about this. Arremer, I hired you to compete, so you could get a match with Ortega, but you have to prove yourself and earn it, and you have to do it the right way. I mean, I have a lot of critics saying I shouldn't have hired a machine man. You have unfair advantages, and we've already got that Monday Night Combat show robot on robot violence. You know what I said to those critics? I said "You have a good point". What? Did you think I was going to criticize them back and call them haters, not once thinking to listen to what they were saying? I'm not the President.

Arremer X: For one, you didn't hire me, I was already working with the company. I'm just locked in a chamber right now.

Tack Angel: Oh right....except that you're here now, but this is you from the future, and the present you is in there, still employed by us, so that goes to you too....I think.

Arremer X: Secondly, I have striven my entire existence to be more human. I have limiters in place, artificial muscles and lungs that function like the real thing. I won't cause a problem. I know my way around the ring. Keep in mind the E1 is coming up, and I won that last year.

Tack Angel: No you didn't!

Firebrand X: Yes he did. You thought he was me.

Tack Angel: I thought Arremer X was you, but not this one, the one in the chamber.....who is this one.....just from now....and not later....have I gone cross eyed?

Firebrand X: Yes, actually you have.

Arremer X: I have to stop Ortega. If I have to get in the ring to do it, then so be it.



Chaos TV! is back from Summers, meaning the sunburns have turned into peeling, and excess skin is just everywhere. It's quite horrible really. We're done with one big event, but just like this entire summer so far, it's only going to heat up more, as the E1 Climax is just around the corner. Tonight though, the 87's would lock up with the Gouji Guys in an all out war for the main event.

The opening contest saw a 3-Team Tag, between MadHouse's Luchadors, the Segua Heroes, and the former Havok World Tag Champions RnK and LG Rod. While not officially a #1 Contender match, the champs Kiva and Los Tiburon looked on, as Hex III and Locura scored another big win, when Locura ducked Knux's KO Punch and came back off the ropes with the Spear for the pin. Could we see awesome Lucha on Lucha violence for the tag belts in the near future? Boy I sure hope so.

Swift had a big heroes return, as the brawler returned to singles action for a match against Mr. Dangerous. The flamboyant striker learned the true meaning of pain in a one sided beating that saw Swift hit his POUNCE and follow it up with an old school Black Hammer to get the win. Swift looking vicious as ever, as he wiped his forehead across the ropes.



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey Havok here with my team Jet Havok! Degrees is back, and this unit is ready to take down Vyram once and for all! I was told that some of you might not follow #EVER as much as the main brand, and to you I say WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! I thought I'd give you a recap so you know just what this awesome team has done for all of you. Together, we have formed a team to fight off the evil Vyram, who for some reason think they have to conquer wrestling before they can take over the world. I don't know, I just roll with it. Degrees, our fearless leader and Jeff created the Birdonic Waves after previously dealing with the evil science of Volt as the Havok Rangers. I was hit with one of the waves by accident, as were Jackson Kain, and Kaori. We made it work, and we're finally ready to stop Vyram once and for all! Let's do it guys!

Radiguet: Fools! You have no idea what you're getting yourselves into!

Degrees: VYRAM!

Radiguet: Were you expecting maybe, the Addams Family?

Hailey Havok: Oh no! The aliens are learning Earth snark and dated references!

Radiguet: We will vanquish you and add your planet to our Back Dimension Empire! You can not stop us! We accepted your challenge this week, but we decide the terms. We challenge you to accept 3 matches, but this won't a be a Best of 3. All we will need to win, is just one match. Maria wishes to lead Grinam troops against the weakling in Pink. Yellow and Blue will have to join her of course. That will leave Grey to Jackson Kain, and you Degrees.....you will face me. If just one of you falls, the whole team will fall, and we will take over.

Degrees: We accept, and we will win Vyram! I will save Megumi!

Radiguet: She is gone you fool! Maria is all that is left!

Degrees: .....Then I will free her soul. One way or another, your grip on her, and on the Earth will end!

Hailey Havok: YEAH!

Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE!

Kaori: That's right!

Jackson Kain: .....

Hailey Havok: There you have it everyone. Our matches are set and.....Jackson.....where you going? Jackson?

Degrees: Hey Jackson, what's up?

Kaori: Guys, I'll get him. Jackson wait!



Kaori: Jackson, please stop!

Jackson Kain: Kaori....I can't....I can't do this anymore. Please don't follow me.

Kaori: I don't understand. What's wrong? We're on the verge of stopping them. What could be-

Jackson Kain: You still love him don't you?

Kaori: What?

Jackson Kain: Degrees. You still love him. Please don't deny it, I know you do.

Kaori: .....

Jackson Kain: I'm not mad Kaori. The time we've spent together....it's changed me. You have changed me. However, I know that you have never gotten over him. I don't want to stand in the way of that.

Kaori: He doesn't want me! You do!

Jackson Kain: But you want him! He might not realize it, but he needs you. We didn't bring him back from the brink, it was you! He lost the woman he loved, and he could take it because you were there.

Kaori: But Jackson I-

Jackson Kain: I don't deserve you....I realized that recently. I can only change so much. I'm no hero, but Degrees....he's a hero....and he deserves you more than me.

Kaori: Jackson....you're....you're breaking my heart.

Jackson Kain: I'm trying to do the right thing.....please just let me do it.

Kaori: .....YOU'RE TERRIBLE! *runs off crying*

Jackson Kain: ....*sigh*

Grind: ...*awkwardly sipping soda*....*cough*.....Jackson....

Jackson Kain: ....Grind.

Kiva: *munching sandwich*

Jackson Kain: .....Kiva....I'm out of here. I have a match to prepare for.

Grind: Bet that was better than those Anahuac soaps eh Kiva?

Kiva: *shrugs*

The Lady Renegades were in action next, as Maxine Justice came out to a chorus of boos along with Aran. She looked confused as she grabbed a mic.

Maxine Justice: What's going on here? It's me! It's Maxine Justice! The Lady Renegades Champion! I'm here to take this title and this division TO THE EXTREME! YEAH!

Crowd: Boooooo!

Lady M's music hit, as the Barbed Wire Lady lead out Hoodie Red and Hoodie Blue...



Lady M's: They are wondering why a faker bitch feels she should be getting cheers after the screw job that gave you that title.

Aran: She won this fair and square!

Maxine Justice: The issues between you and that chick in blue aren't my concern! I won that match! Don't you forget it.

Lady M's: I never forget Maxine. I've made a career getting my opponents to regret their life choices. I guess you're next on the list, unless Tracy wants to poke her head out so I can take it off with this bat! Yeah, I didn't think she would. Maxine, Blue and Red are here to see just how legitimate you are. By all means, prove us all wrong if you can.

Exciting Lady Renegades match, as the Hoodie Ninjas continue to impress with the little they have been in the ring so far, continuing the belief that the ninjas may not be newcomers after all. Despite Maxine's insistence that she was the real deal, the champ still took advantage of a chance to grab the tights of Hoodie Blue on a roll up, snagging another win through dirty means. Maxine and Aran tried to deny it after the match, and celebrated as if the fans were cheering instead of the harsh booing and hazing coming their way.

After the match, we cut to the interview stage, where a wild eyed Camilo Ortega and Mr. Gouji were standing by.

Mr. Gouji: All of you stop your booing! Show your respect! Do you know who this is? Camilo Ortega, the biggest and best acquisition any manager could ever hope for! Imagine my surprise last week, when Camilo made his big move last week, but now I know that he's got a plan, and the future will belong to him. This Gouji Guy holds the future in his hands, and I'm riding on his back all the way to the top, so shut your mouths and listen up!

Camilo Ortega: Haha! I can't believe it took this long, but I finally remember it all! I know who I really am, and that's bad news for you Renegades out there! The plan worked out so much better than I could have planned! I'm shifting tracks here people, I'm walking a new path now! The name of the game is domination! I was born and bred for greatness, and even subconsciously, before I remembered, I still knew it. I still sought it. I WILL rule over everything. I WILL rule the future! I've seen it! I've seen it all, and I know just how to do it. The new game starts NOW!

Sal Paradise: Hold it!



Sal Paradise: You've always been a few fries short of a happy meal, and the God complex gimmick was getting old, but this isn't an improvement.

Camilo Ortega: The would be pretenders to the throne! Haha! You have no idea what you're doing by messing with me!

Trevor Mach: I got gored by a giant mole man! This isn't anything new for me!

Grind: I've already got beef with your buddy Switchback, so the 87's might as well deal with the whole Gouji Guy group.

Camilo Ortega: The 87's, what a joke. How you all got talked into this farce is beyond me.

Sal Paradise: Oh I'm sure it happened differently "in the future", but this is how it's going down now, and I think the belt around my shoulder says we're doing just fine.

Camilo Ortega: I don't need to know the future to tear this group down. How about the past. How about Trevor Mach driving you into that fire Sal Paradise? Remember that? Remember the insanity? The rage? That guy did it! Trevor, you're friends with a guy that tried to hurt you and everyone you care about.

Trevor Mach: Most of my friends get that way at some point! Don't listen guys, he's trying to play mind games.

Camilo Ortega: Maybe you should listen, cause you idiots don't realize that you're a group of heated rivals that SHOULD hate each other! Grind, remember who took your one and only Havok World Championship away from you? That guy! Trevor Mach!

Grind: Titles change hands in matches, but nice try.

Trevor Mach: Bros accept wins and loses like bros Camilo.

Camilo Ortega: Well how about Hailey Havok then Grind?

Grind: Alright, that one hit a little closer to home.

Trevor Mach: Hey! That whole business with me, her, and Tali happened BEFORE you guys got together! It was Tali's idea, I was just the "backup" if you catch my-

Grind: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

Trevor Mach: Oh right.

Sal Paradise: Now that you mention it, being set on fire really sucked Trevor.

Trevor Mach: It was an Inferno match! What was I supposed to do?! It was YOUR idea anyways!

Camilo Ortega: And thus distension in the ranks, brought forth by yours truly. See you all in the ring tonight.

Grind: Dammit Trevor! We're going to have this out now!

Trevor Mach: Is this really the time and place!

Sal Paradise: You see this scar?! It's a burn from that match!

Trevor Mach: You tried to cripple me Sal!

Sal Paradise: I was out of my mind! What's your excuse?!

Trevor Mach: I was trying to win a match!

Grind: You KNEW how we felt about each other, but that didn't stop you and your wife from luring her into a Mach Sandwich!

Trevor Mach: You should really be getting mad at Tali for this one bro! I tried hooking you guys up and it WORKED! And come on Grind! Mach Sandwich? Really?

Grind: Yeah! You just now caught that?!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I just now caught it and it was stupid!

Grind: People say stupid things in the heat of the moment when they're pissed! For example, you must be pissed ALL THE TIME TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: MAYBE I AM!

Grind: Grrrr!

Sal Paradise: Grrrr!

Trevor Mach: Grrrr!

It was the debut of the tag team simply called X. Firebrand X teamed with his robo doppleganger Arremer X against 2/3's of the new Trios Champions Anwin and Akinan. Arremer X proved that he was not a copy of Firebrand in ring, utilizing his own style, but it wasn't long before the rest of MadHouse came out of the attack, giving the new team a DQ win, but the hunt for Ortega would have to wait as they fought off the MadHouse to the back.

It was now main event time, as a shattered 87's took on the Gouji Guys in 8-Man Elimination Tag action. Hippie and Cherub tried to get the fractured trio to make up, but to no avail. Tomo, sick of the drama BS, rushed into the ring first, giving us a heated opening against Poison Jam. Excellent brawling that ended with Tomo-kun hitting the Brainbuster for the first pin. Trevor, Sal, and Grind bickered in their corner as Tomo worked against the remainder of the Gouji Guys, before finally succumbing to a Running Powerbomb by Dogma Mask. This snapped the 87's back into focus, finally putting the personal issues aside, however, the sneaky Switchback managed to get another 87 down and out when he took out rival Grind with the Rolling Moonsault. TV champ Mach later evened things out with a Macha Ye lead pin on Dogma Mask, and the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise submitted Switchback later with an Armbreaker. Camilo was on hi own, but the Gouji guys remained at ringside to try and get involved. More than that, MadHouse came out as well to circle the ring and fight off the other 87's. This lead to Trevor tripping up on a Macha Ye and falling right into an STO Bomber and the pin. Camilo and Sal were the last Renegades, going back and forth, but the numbers game on the outside lead to Sal getting caught in a clinch choke and an STO for the final 1-2-3. The Gouji Guys and MadHouse both attacked the 87's after the match. Firebrand X and Arremer X tried to make the save, but were blocked by Bad Luck Mole as Camilo stood silently smiling as the show came to a close.



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 3-Team Tag: Hexagon III/Locura[o] beat Gear/Knux[x] and Randy no Kachi/LG Rod via Spear -> Pin
2. Singles: Swift beat Mr. Dangerous via Black Hammer -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Maxine Justice[o]/Aran beat Hoodie Blue[x]/Hoodie Red via Roll Up -> Pin
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X beat Akinan/Anwin via DQ
5. Elimination 8-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega/Switchback/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask beat Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo
-Ishihiro Tomo beat Poison Jam via Brainbuster -> Pin
-Dogma Mask beat Ishihiro Tomo via Running Powerbomb -> Pin
-Switchback beat Grind via Rolling Moonsault -> Pin
-Trevor Mach beat Dogma Mask via Macha Ye -> Pin
-Sal Paradise beat Switchback via Armbreaker -> Submission
-Camilo Ortega beat Trevor Mach via STO Bomber -> Pin
-Camilo Ortega beat Sal Paradise via Clinch Choke x STO -> Pin

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with some big news concerning major upcoming events. The E1 Climax, long regarded as the biggest tournament in wrestling is evolving! We all knew the E1 would continue after the merging of EBW and Havok, but it will be receiving a new name this time around.



Nerma: The Havok Fighting Climax will see a continuation of the Round Robin Format, but this year, the winner will not only get the trophy and the title shot, but $500,000! We'll have more information about the blocks and cards very soon. Needless to say, the Renegades are looking forward to the glory, the money, and the shot at the Havok World Championship.



Sal Paradise: ......

Trevor Mach: .....

Grind: .....

Sal Paradise: So....I guess....we should be settling this?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, things got a little a crazy didn't they?

Grind: They did.

Sal Paradise: In Face Turn Therapy, I was told to let go of past hangups and apologize for the hurt you may have caused when you were under the duress of said hangups. We could do that?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but are we actually Faces? I always figured us a Heels that just weren't such dicks about it.

Grind: ....We're a team....we shouldn't be at each others throats. We've been through too many matches, parties, trips to the arcade, taco eating contests to be treating each other like that.

Sal Paradise: Yeah, and if the 87's fell apart, what would happen to Cherub Kid?

Trevor Mach: He'd probably get deported. They'd cage up Tomo-kun for sure. That dude's dangerous! He can't be let back on the streets alone!

Sal Paradise: Trevor......I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the stuff in the past. All that junk we went through together. I'm sorry.

Grind: And I'm sorry for over reacting about the things that happened before I got together with Hailey. She's great, and crazy in that good way. I just wouldn't ever want to lose her. Sal....I don't think we were arguing about anything actually.

Sal Paradise: Well Grind I'm sorry....sorry you have to constantly have match and match with Switchback. That's got to be getting tiring.

Grind: It is....it really is.

Trevor Mach: ....I literally have nothing to be sorry about. You guys both attacked me, and it was a dick move by both of you.

Grind: .....

Sal Paradise: .....

Trevor Mach: HAHA! I'm just goofing with ya!

Grind: Ha!

Sal Paradise: You goofy bastard!

Trevor Mach: No seriously, Sal, I'm sorry for that whack biz a few years back myself. Grind, I'm sorry knocked on your ladies' back.....I'm just sorry about all that. Truth is, you guys are the broiest bros I've ever bro'd up with. I've always said that Tack was like a brother from another mother, and that's true, but my Dad must have gotten around a lot, cause you guys are too.

Grind: Would it be lame and awkward if we hugged it out and had a good cry.

Sal Paradise: Only if someone was looking. Bring it in big guy!

Trevor Mach: *crying* You guys are my friends!

Grind: *crying* I don't want to fight anymore!

Sal Paradise: *crying* I love you guys!

Degrees: *cough*

Sal Paradise: Eh?

Grind: Degrees?

Trevor Mach: .....Sup Doc?

Degrees: Uh....Kaori and I noticed that you guys were using the melodramatic sunset thing, and that's.....that's kind of OUR thing so if you don't mind.

Sal Paradise: Oh no, we totally understand. We'll leave.

Trevor Mach: We just needed a manly bro cry to solidify our friendship, cause we're manly bad asses who aren't afraid to cry.

Grind: That's right.

Sal Paradise: Well, we'll let Degrees and Kaori do the melodrama at sunset thing, but what will we do?

Trevor Mach: I've got an idea!

Grind: Uh oh.

Trevor Mach: Damn right uh oh!



Trevor Mach: Bitchin' 87's tattoos! Boosh!

Grind: These are pretty sweet!

Sal Paradise: I was going to get mine someplace else, but then I wouldn't have been able to show it on TV.

Retro Hippie: AAAAHHH! WHAT HAPPENED?! I told them I wanted it on my arm, but I fell asleep in the chair!

All the 87's except Tomo obviously: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Camilo Ortega: Mike, a word if you please?

Kinniku Mike: .....I don't want to hear a single word out your mouth, you psycho. Now, I worked with you a couple times, so I could get out my aggression on the 87's, but make no mistake, you try and get the way of these strong tits I'm going to hurt you. Uuuuu!

Camilo Ortega: I want to offer you something you won't be able to pass up, unless you're as dense as everyone else says you are. An alliance between the Gouji Guys and your MadHouse.

Kinniku Mike: All I care about are my pecs, my ladies, and the Havok World Championship. We won't be striking any deals. Right now, I've got my eyes on the Havok Fighting Climax. If you really HAVE seen the future, you probably know not to end up in the same Block as me.

Camilo Ortega: Oh Mike, you have no idea.

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Hailey Havok: HOLY SHIT! Sup Renegades, I'm Hailey Havok, and boy do I got the news for you today. It's going to be an INSANE week! It might even be Earth's FINAL WEEK, but more on that later! The Havok Fighting Climax is just about here! It got a name change, and this is looking like THE BEST line up in the history of the Climax Tournament! Block A and Block B have been announced, so let's take a look!

Block A
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Kinniku Mike - 1/3 Havok Trios Champion
Firebrand X
Camilo Ortega
Sal Paradise - Havok World Champion
Ishihiro Tomo
Magnum PT
Anwin - 1/3 Havok Trios Champion
Noah Jennings

Block B
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Subculture
Trevor Mach - Havok Television Champion
Switchback
Arremer X - 2013 Climax Winner
Grind
Swift
Kiva - 1/2 Havok World Tag Team Champion/1/2 #EVER #HashTag Champion
Akinan - 1/3 Havok Trios Champion

Hailey Havok: Give that a lookie loo! The HFC is PACKED! Renegades from all the rival factions, champions, challengers, sworn enemies, and underdogs! Anyone could beat anyone, and shake the foundations of Havok! You really just don't know who could win this one. Former winners might go for a repeat, a certain Green Bomber, might be ready to make his big move, or Grindage might win, which would be awesome for me personally! The Blocks were randomized! The matches and their order on the cards are also randomized! To celebrate the kick off special this week, X-Trios will see random Renegades from Block A put into teams to fight random Renegades from Block B. We got some cool combos, and it'll be interesting to see how they will work together. Let's check it out!

Havok: X-Trios Havok Fighting Climax Special!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Block A vs. Block B Randomize Trios: Sal Paradise/Magnum PT/Kinniku Mike vs. Kiva/Akinan/Switchback
2. Block A vs. Block B Randomize Trios: Camilo Ortega/Noah Jennings/Anwin vs. Grind/Swift/Arremer X

Hailey Havok: In the middle of all of this, the Jet Havok, the team I'm on, will be locking up with Vyram for the final time, and it could be the end of them or us! 3 matches will decide the outcome of Earth. You would THINK that would be the biggest deal this week! We will also see 3 more teams face termination in a Last Chance 3-Team Tag, and while Jamie OD awaits the rematch from Ishihiro Tomo, the #EVER Open Champion will enter non-title singles action against the lone surviving Fourdora Cody.

#EVER!: 19 Jet Havok vs. Vyram: All Out Attack!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Jet Havok vs. Vyram 6-Mix Tag: Jeff Andonuts/Kaori/Hailey Havok vs. Maria/Grinam #1/Grinam #2
2. Last Chance 3-Team Tag: Vacant/Vacant vs. Bimmy/Jimmy vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
3. Jet Havok vs. Vyram Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Grey
4. Non-Title Singles: Jamie OD vs. Cody
5. Jet Havok vs. Vyram Singles: Degrees vs. Radiguet



Hailey Havok: Then we get to the big Kick Off SPECIAL! 3 Hours of Battle Network time will be dedicated to the opening salvos in what will be the biggest and best tournament of the year. From the opening match we know just what kind of action to expect as Kinniku Mike locks up with the 87's Tomo-kun. Arremer X comes in as last year's winner against Akinan. Trevor Mach and Swift collide in a throwback to E1s of the past. The Havok World Champion Sal Paradise will take on Noah Jennings, before Subculture and Grind face off in the main event. Wow! That's going to be sweet! If we're all still alive next week don't miss this action! Just don't do it!

Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax 3-Hour Kick Off!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block A: Kinniku Mike vs. Ishihiro Tomo
2. HFC - Block B: Switchback vs. Kiva
3. HFC - Block A: Firebrand X vs. Magnum PT
4. HFC - Block B: Arremer X vs. Akinan
5. HFC - Block A: Camilo Ortega vs. Anwin
6. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach vs. Swift
7. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise vs. Noah Jennings
8. HFC - Block B: Subculture vs. Grind

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Mr. Gouji: I need to interrupt the broadcast before it even starts, to introduce the one, the only Camilo Ortega!

Camilo Ortega: Thank you Gouji, thank you so much. Please, hold your applause, even if I deserve it. Your future is here Renegades, I know because I've seen it. I've been there. I come from there. I have liberated you from that future, and given you a bright new future, where I will rule over everything. No need to thank me. My Grandmother always told me to make my own destiny, and that's exactly what I've done. It all starts now. The HFC, the tournament that will propel me back to the World Championship. None of you stand a chance! Arremer X, you thought you'd be a big hero and follow me? Now you just get to witness my becoming first hand. You want to get your hands on me in the worst way don't you? Well then, better do a good job in the HFC hahaha!

Anwin: *sigh* How about you focus on tonight instead.

Camilo Ortega: Anwin, my old friend. We used to be a team remember? We didn't like our spot so we challenged Trevor and Tack when they were the only 87's and proved ourselves didn't we? Seems like a long time ago, but I haven't forgotten, and when I take over, you will have a special place in the new order. Remind your MadHouse boss of that would you?

Anwin: ....

Noah Jennings: Well I for one our new future overlord....from the future. Tonight, I intend to make an impression on our new boss as we team together.

Camilo Ortega: It looks like the stars are already aligning for me, so let my new order begin!



It would be an interesting night for X-Trios. Not only would we see two Randomized Trios matches in honor of the Havok Fighting Climax, but after only 2 matches we'll be able to get to #EVER that much faster. Wait, that last part wasn't a selling point for X-Trios disregard it.

Rivals Havok World Champion Sal Paradise and Havok Trios Champion Kinniku Mike teamed up with Magnum PT for a big match against 2-Crown Tag Champion Kiva, Akinan, and Switchback. Akinan and Mike were in cahoots from the start, unwilling to work against each other per the rules, and allowed their HFC opponents to work each other over before the big tournament. Finish came as Kiva went high risk for the Kiva Dive. The World Champion was looking to roll out of the way, but Mike held his feet in place, leading to the direct hit and the big win for Kiva, albeit with unwanted help from Kinniku Mike.

The next match looked to see two teams on the same page, as Camilo Ortega, Noah Jennings, and Anwin took on Grind, Swift, and Arremer X. Arremer did his best to get a hold of Camilo, this show being the first time the supposed time travelers have met face to face in this era, but Camilo played games with him, to toy with his would be vanquisher. Camilo would end up getting a surprise though, as the man who wants to rule over everything found himself a king without subjects, as Noah and Anwin clocked him and left the ring. Gouji shouted at Camilo's teammates, as Arremer X managed to whip a now bloody Camilo into a POUNCE for the pin and win.

Noah Jennings: Mr. Ortega, apparently you're from the future, but you didn't see that coming did you? Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings! If anyone is going to rule the future of Havok, it's me! If anyone is going to win the Havok Fighting Climax....IT'S ME!

Anwin: Psht. You wish bub. Ortega, you've lost, but your loss is MadHouse's gain.

Camilo Ortega: ...Hehe....Haha....HAHAHAHAHA!



Havok: X-Trios Havok Fighting Climax Special!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Block A vs. Block B Randomize Trios: Kiva[o]/Akinan/Switchback beat Sal Paradise[x]/Magnum PT/Kinniku Mike via Kiva Dive -> Pin
2. Block A vs. Block B Randomize Trios: Grind/Swift[o]/Arremer X beat Camilo Ortega[x]/Noah Jennings/Anwin via POUNCE -> Pin



Degrees: Kaori? Kaori, there you are. What are you doing out here?

Kaori: Oh Degrees....I...I was just thinking.

Degrees: About?

Kaori: Everything. So much has happened since that day. I've gained so much, and lost so much.

Degrees: Jackson?

Kaori: No....I didn't lose him, I just gained a true friend, because he knew....even if I didn't want to admit it....he knew how I really felt.

Degrees: Kaori....I....feel the same way.

Kaori: ....What?

Degrees: I wanted to fight it because of Megumi, but I do care about you. I've always wanted to protect you. I was deluding myself into believing things that weren't true, but I stand by my convictions. Megumi is still trapped in there somewhere, and if I can't have her back I can at least set her free from her own prison. After that.....well after that Kaori I....I..

Kaori: Degrees....I...I love you. We'll free Megumi together.

Degrees: Then what are waiting for....it's time...the final encounter with Vyram!



Skipping the phoney ballyhoo on this one, cause the fate of the Earth happens to be at stake, as Jet Havok and Vyram duke it out in an All Out Attack to settle the grudge that holds our fates in the balance...plus the champ is in action and Tack is not so secretly trying to get rid of TaskForce again....but come on....the fate of the Earth....slightly more important....JET HAVOK vs. VYRAM: ALL OUT ATTACK!

The opening contest got us going right off the bat with the whole Toku based fate of the world stuff I was talking about earlier, as Jeff Andonuts, Hailey Havok, and Kaori locked up with Maria and the Grinam in a 6-Mix tag. The former Havok Blue and fiance of Degrees had it out for Kaori from the get go, with Andonuts and Hailey mostly staying out of the way of this personal face off. Maria was far more violent and aggressive, whipping the weaker Kaori around the ring, but Kaori stood firm and proved her heart to Maria with her wild attacks and attempts to snap her back to her old self for Degrees' sake. The Jet Havok leader rushed out to try and make the save later on as Maria had Kaori to the mat and attempted to choke her out with her boot. Maria hesitated, giving Kaori the chance to take her to the mat and hit her Jet Swan Dive to score the pin just as Jeff and Hailey had finished off the Grinam, decapitating them in the process. Needless to say, that's illegal in a normal wrestling match, unless you're in Anahuac.



Degrees: MEGUMI!

Maria: Ugh....ah....De....Degrees!

Degrees: Megumi?! Is that you?!

Jeff Andonuts: HE'S REACHING HER!

Hailey Havok: Yeah!

Kaori: Degrees....

Degrees: Megumi!

Maria: Degrees! Listen, it's....it's too late! I can't....I can't go back!

Degrees: You're here now! I didn't think it was possible anymore....but you're back now!

Maria: No! I died Degrees! This....this isn't me! This isn't right! I'm not Megumi, not anymore. This is nothing more than an echo used as a weapon to kill you, but I....I can't. The love Megumi had for you...is too strong.

Degrees: Megumi....

Maria: You must....you must stop Radiguet! You must stop Vyram! PLEASE! RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL!

Degrees: Megumi....I....I will release you.

Radiguet: NO! YOU WILL NOT!

Degrees: VYRAM!

Radiguet: SHE IS MINE, ALONG WITH THIS WORLD! YOU ARE COMING WITH ME MARIA! THIS IS FAR FROM OVER! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOSE ONCE AND IT WILL ALL BE OVER! GREY WILL DESTROY YOU JACKSON KAIN AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU DEGREES!

Maria: Degrees! HELP MEEEE!

Degrees: Megumi! Damn you Vyram!

We transition so hard it gives you whiplash, to another Last Chance 3-Team Tag. Like last week, the Vacant team had come to claim another team's careers. TaskForce, the former #HashTag Champions were on the chopping block along with the Dragons. In this match they -REDACTED- Bimmy dropped the fall and the #EVER careers of the Dragons were over. Once again TaskForce evaded termination,  but for how long can this continue?

The series between Jet Havok and Vyram came back into focus, as Jackson Kain took on his rival Grey in a large full scale fight, that was much more than your typical wrestling match. Grey demanded that Jackson meet him at the other side of the construction site, so their duel could be alone. Kain rolled up on his bike and the two stared off. The other Jet Havok members appeared wanting to help, but Kain insisted on going it alone...



Hailey Havok: What do you mean?

Jackson Kain: Degrees is looking for Radiguet and Mari...Megumi. He'll need you help. You leave this heap of scrap to me.

Kaori: Jackson...

Jackson Kain: Trust me for once....please....

Kaori: ....Let's go guys....Jackson can do this.

Jeff Andonuts: Go get him Kain.

Hailey Havok: Kick some ass superstar. Let's move.

Grey: You're a fool to come at me alone.

Jackson Kain: You're a fool to underestimate me.

Grey: We'll see.

Jackson Kain: So this is the final showdown between us Grey? Funny, I used to think I had to beat you to protect my precious ego, but strangely enough, I don't even feel like fighting you anymore.

Grey: Point taken....Havok Black...no...Jackson Kain, but I'm a fighter, destined to destroy you. Surely, as a movie star, obsessed with image, reputation, and ego, surely you want to fight for yourself.

Jackson Kain: Heh.....not today...today I'll fight for them.

Grey reached out in a fighter's pose, with Kain doing the same, the backs of their hands touching as a gust of wind brought birds out of the trees. Finally, their fated duel began, with Kain trying to keep up out of suit against the Vyram robot, before taking one too many hits and finally transforming back into his Jet Havok form. An evenly matched back and forth match finally showed the world what kind of fighting specialist Jackson Kain really was. Unrestrained by his image, Kain let loose with lightning fast kicks and punches, quick to evade the super powered attacks of Grey. If we were still going by wrestling rules here, and I'm not sure why Vyram would care, it wouldn't matter as they had yet to reach the ring, so Grey did everything he could to damage Kain, using a shoulder blaster to blow him away into a stack of conveniently placed crates. Kain managed to recover from a near fatal blow to rip Grey's shoulder blaster off and use it against him, forcing him near the ring. The fight finally became "official" as they stepped into the ring, but it wouldn't last long, as both were prepping for one big final attack. Jackson Kain would unleash his vicious Shadow Kick to land the big final blow and destroy Grey once and for all, giving Jet Havok the second big win they needed on the road to ultimate victory over Vyram.



More inappropriate neck breaking transitions brought us to the #EVER Open Champion Jamie OD, as he faced off against the now solo fedora Cody. The Hooligan, Notorious J.O.D made mention of the ridiculousness of the match considering the hard work of Jet Havok trying to save the world, but that didn't stop him for going on a wicked offensive early on, introducing Cody to his new world as a solo wrestler, as he pinned him following the Penalty Kick. Cody will have to rebuild from the ground up if he wants to make it anywhere in #EVER.

It was now the main event, and it was do or die time for Jet Havok, Vyram, and the Earth. Seriously, how is this not bigger news. The Hashtaggers in the crowd didn't even seem to really realize how big this match was, as they would be dead or enslaved if Vyram were to score a single victory. Degrees and Radiguet stared off in the center of the ring, as the crowd cheered for the Doctor turned hero. This would be the second time the fate of the would rested on his shoulders, and it would be the second time that he would rise to the challenge, giving the Vyram leader his toughest fight yet. Radiguet used every dirty trick in the book, leading to a DQ in the sense of this being a wrestling match, but that was never the point, as Radiguet went for the kill, pulling out a sword to try and cut down the Jet Havok leader. Bruised and bloody, he demanded the others stay out and he managed to disarm Radiguet and hit his Red Hawk Driver, to severely injure the sole remaining Vyram menace. The man monster was not going to go down without a fight and used his evil back dimensional powers to grow larger, taking up most of the ring. Havok Fire, Havok Wings, and Havok Ranger Nosan all appeared to thwart off approaching Grinam, while the rest of Jet Havok jumped in to assist, but it wasn't looking good until Maria jumped onto Radiguet's back, running his sword through him.

Degrees: MEGUMI!

Maria: Degrees! You have to destroy us both!

Radiguet: MARIA NOOO!

Degrees: I...I CAN'T

Maria: You have to! Please! Don't worry about me, I'm already gone! You have to live your life Degrees. Be happy! Be happy with Kaori! Promise me that you will! If you ever loved me! Promise me!

Degrees: ....Grrr.....Megumi...I....I PROMISE!

Radiguet: MARIA! DON'T DO THIS! YOU BITCH! YOU WILL DESTROY US AND BRING DOWN THE VYRAM EMPIRE!

Maria: LET IT BURN! NOW DEGREES NOW!

Degrees: Megumi......goodbye. All together Jet Havok! LET'S DO THIS!

Hailey Havok: Yeah!

Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE!

Jackson Kain: *nod*

Kaori: Right.

Radiguet: YOU FOOLS! DAMN YOU JET HAVOK! DAMN YOOOOOOU!

Jet Havok: JET HAVOK BRINGER BLAST!

The combined energy of the Birdonic Wave that gave them their powers was channeled and fired at Radiguet. As he staggered from the wound to his back, he was unable to protect himself, and he and Maria were both engulfed in a powerful explosion, destroying Vyram once and for all.



The day was saved, along with the Earth, and all the #EVER Hashtaggers that seemed to have no clue how close they were to death. Thank you Jet Havok, for protecting our company, and our planet...

#EVER!: 19 Jet Havok vs. Vyram: All Out Attack!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Jet Havok vs. Vyram 6-Mix Tag: Jeff Andonuts/Kaori[o]/Hailey Havok beat Maria[x]/Grinam #1/Grinam #2 via Swan Dive -> Pin
2. Last Chance 3-Team Tag: Vacant/Vacant[o] beat Bimmy[x]/Jimmy and Jason Saxon/Tony Novus via -REDACTED-
3. Jet Havok vs. Vyram Singles: Jackson Kain beat Grey via Shadow Kick -> Destruction
4. Non-Title Singles: Jamie OD beat Cody via Penalty Kick -> Pin
5. Jet Havok vs. Vyram Singles: Degrees beat Radiguet via Jet Havok Bringer Blast -> Destruction

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Hailey Havok: We did it! Jet Havok saved the world, so now all you Renegades can enjoy the Havok Fighting Climax! No big deal or anything, you can thank me later. Seriously though, how many of you people still think this stuff is fake? The danger was totally real, and people are just standing around thinking they are watching a show. I mean YES it was a show, but real life or death stuff was happening on said show! The point though is that Vyram is gone. We used up all our Jet Havok powers to stop them, but the job is done. Now, it's time to celebrate. Degrees and Kaori are wasting no time here, as they plan to get married right away. Yeah, I know, they are taking this REALLY fast! Degrees, respecting the dying wishes of Megumi will find happiness with Kaori, who is officially retiring from in ring action now that the threat is over. I think I might be done too, but who knows, they may have a spot open in the 87s! Not sure what the future holds for Jeff or Kain, but our leader Degrees finally finds his happiness this week on Chaos TV!, which is also the opening day of the HFC! Don't miss any of it! I get to be a maid of honor, so that's pretty bitchin'.



Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax 3-Hour Kick Off!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block A: Kinniku Mike vs. Ishihiro Tomo
2. HFC - Block B: Switchback vs. Kiva
3. HFC - Block A: Firebrand X vs. Magnum PT
4. HFC - Block B: Arremer X vs. Akinan
5. HFC - Block A: Camilo Ortega vs. Anwin
6. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach vs. Swift
7. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise vs. Noah Jennings
8. HFC - Block B: Subculture vs. Grind
-Plus the Wedding of Doctor Degrees and Kaori!

Hailey Havok: But wait, there's more! That's right, we're moving onto next week for another big announcement. Next week's Chaos TV! will see the return of the Boss! That's right, Ryan IQ returns from his time in prison for Tax Evasion, to address the Renegades. What will change in Havok now that the boss is back? One INTERIM Boss is wondering about that more than most....



Ryan IQ: Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

Tack Angel: Ye...Ye-YES! We can hear and see you!

Ryan IQ: Oh good! So, I'm guessing everything is set up for next week?

Tack Angel: It is. Uh...Ryan...what happened to your face?

Ryan IQ: Oh this, it's a prison tat.

Tack Angel: No, the other side.

Ryan IQ: Oh this? Well THIS happened when I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little punk named Pinky Banditzski, who had the gall to question my...."virility". Tack, when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass. You have to win their respect. You ought to see his ugly mug this morning. Actually, he's become a dear friend. You'll meet him I hope.

Tack Angel: Uh yeah...sounds good. So sir, since you're coming back I was wondering if we could talk about my job and-

Ryan IQ: Is that what's got you shaky Tack? Don't worry about it. You've been doing a hell of a job. You left for Edo when the Government heat was on us just like I asked.

Tack Angel: Well I thought it was a good idea to-

Ryan IQ: Oh, but then you put Simon Stuart behind bars, the boy whose like a son to me.

Tack Angel: Oh right....you guys were close.

Ryan IQ: We still are actually. His cell is only 3 doors down! Say hello Simon!

Simon Stuart: YOU'RE A DEAD MAN TACK ANGEL!

Ryan IQ: He says hello.

Tack Angel: Tell him...I said...hey...I guess.

Ryan IQ: Honestly, he deserved to be put here, but I'm trying to rekindle something with his mother, so on the record I'm not too happy about that. Off the record.....good job.

Tack Angel: Thanks?

Ryan IQ: We'll discuss your future when I return...in a week. I'll see you then.

Tack Angel: Bye....*gulp*

Trevor Mach: Heya Tacklebox! What's shaking?

Tack Angel: ....I'm going to be fired.

Trevor Mach: What?

Tack Angel: Ryan IQ is coming back. He'll want to take operations of the company back over. I'll be out of the job.

Trevor Mach: Ry Ry's coming back? Sweet! I mean....that sucks for you....but great for him and stuff.

Tack Angel: Yeah...wooo.

Trevor Mach: Cheer up man! This could work out! You can return to the ring, and kick some ass with the 87's!

Tack Angel: I retired from in ring competition.

Trevor Mach: Tack, you're only 29 brah! I know you got the young guns trying to come in and take the spots, but don't let them tell you you're too old for a comeback. Hell, I'm only 31 and they wanted me to retire when I was 30.

Tack Angel: But you DID retire....at 29....you came BACK at 30.

Trevor Mach: Yeah....but....they wanted me to STAY retired. Look at what I would have missed. All the action, excitement, chaos, and fun. Don't you ever miss it? Don't you ever miss all this good stuff? T'nT kicking ass together? Don't you miss it?

Tack Angel: ......

Kinniku Mike: HAHA! Ryan IQ's coming back, and that means Tack Angel's going to be out on his ass! It's been a long time coming! Uuuuuuu!!!!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Thanks for the vote of confidence Mike.

Nosan: Ryan IQ's coming back? Finally, now I can get my push broom re-bristling.

Tack Angel: Nosan? If you wanted that, all you had to do was ask.

Nosan: Sorry, guess I got "swept up" in the moment.

Trevor Mach: Haha! Now that was a good one!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Hater: NYAH! Hater here, with an update for what to expect this week on the Havok Battle Network! While sifting through episodes of Super Monday Night Combat, All my Swifts, and the movie Kiva vs. the Mummy Men from Mars, make sure to turn in live for our action block of X-Trios and #EVER. This week we have not one, but two 2/3 Falls Tags, with the opener being used to decide who will face Kiva and El Mago for the #HashTag Championships once the HFC is over. The main event will see Lady M's continue her growing war with current Lady Renegades Champion Maxine Justice. NYAH!

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 2/3 Falls Tag: Flying Man/Kyo vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
2. Trios: Gear/Knux/Til vs. Indy Guy/Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick
3. Lady Renegades 2/3 Falls Tag: Lady M's/Gemma vs. Maxine Justice/Aran

Hailey Havok: Just when you thought the Earth was safe, the evil Mess Empires invades, and what a mess it is! Luckily, the new team on the block Flash Havok is here! Yeah, we've got some familiar faces like myself and our leader Degrees, but we've also got Little M's and the recently fired/forcibly rehired tag team TaskForce. They'll be in action first, as Mess sends its first challenge our way. Degrees will be busy, since winning the Jackson Kain Memorial Cup means a title match against the #EVER Open Champion Jamie OD. The Hooligan's been waiting for a challenge, and this may just be it. We'll also be seeing two new #Hashtaggers revealed in singles matches, and an Open Challenge from Lady M's. You know who she wants to mix it up with, so find out if they actually show up on the next #EVER!

#EVER!: 21 Jamie OD vs. Degrees
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. #New #Blood Singes: That Guy vs. ?
2. #New #Blood Lady Renegades Singles: Fem C vs. ?
3. Flash Havok vs Mess Tag: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. ?/?
4. Lady M's No Rules Open Challenge: TBD
5. #EVER Open Championship: Jamie OD(c) vs. Degrees



Nerma: We end this update with the next card in the Havok Fighting Climax! Remember, the stakes are even higher now, as the winner will determine the future of Havok! It could still go to anyone, but perhaps the third show will begin to show us who is set to break out and lead the pack. We still have a few Renegades that are win less, and we'll see if that changes now that wins have become even more important. With matches like Sal Paradise vs. Firebrand X in a rematch from WrestleVania, Kinniku Mike vs. Camilo Ortega in a battle of the stable leaders, and Trevor Mach vs. Subculture, the rematch to the bout that saw Subculture win his first World Championship, you know this is a stacked card you WON'T want to miss. 

Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block A: Anwin[0] vs. Magnum PT[2]
2. HFC - Block B: Akinan[2] vs. Kiva[4]
3. HFC - Block A: Noah Jennings[3] vs. Ishihiro Tomo[4]
4. HFC - Block B: Arremer X[4] vs. Swift[0]
5. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise[1] vs. Firebrand X[2]
6. HFC - Block B: Grind[0] vs. Switchback[1]
7. HFC - Block A: Kinniku Mike[2] vs. Camilo Ortega[2]
8. HFC - Block B: Subculture[3] vs. Trevor Mach[2]

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! It's been a hell of a week with the Havok Fighting Climax and the arrival of the Mess Empire in #EVER, but I'm here to keep you up to date on the comings and goings. Later on, I'm going to be rooting on my Flash Havok teammates in action against Mess, and against Jamie OD. That's right, Degrees gets title shot against the Notorious J.O.D. That's going to be awesome. Let's look back at the past 2 weeks though, and check out the current standings of the HFC...

Block A
-------

Kinniku Mike [2]
Firebrand X [2]
Camilo Ortega [2]
Sal Paradise [1]
Ishihiro Tomo [4]
Magnum PT [2]
Anwin [0]
Noah Jennings [3]

Block B
-------

Subculture [3]
Trevor Mach [2]
Switchback [1]
Arremer X [4]
Grind [0]
Swift [0]
Kiva [4]
Akinan [2]

Hailey Havok: It can still go to anyone, and let us not forget that the winner will make a big decision that could change Havok forever. We still have a few Renegades that have yet to score points, while others are surprising leading the pack ahead of our expected wrestlers. Of note, the 87's seem to be struggling with the exception of Ishihiro Tomo, who has broken out as the highlight of the Climax for the second year in a row, even continuing to wrestle with a hurt and taped up shoulder. The other 87's look to be injured as well, with Mach obviously sporting an eye injury after his opening day victory against Swift. The stable handled their losses.....like you would expect.






Sal Paradise: Oh....my...my head.

Retro Hippie: Wooooo! Party! I can't....I can't feel my legs!

Trevor Mach: Huh? Who said that?!

Lady M's: Over there sharp stuff.

Trevor Mach: I can't see!

Lady M's: You've still got the one eye working.

Trevor Mach: Which would be GREAT if you could tell the room to stop spinning. *belch*

Lady M's: That's REAL attractive.

Grind: Ugh...why....why do I feel like I'm moving?

Lady M's: Cause you are.

Grind: Oh...where am I going?

Lady M's: Garbage disposal.

Grind: I should....I should get up.

Lady M's: Right......well?

Grind: Zzzzzz.......Zzzzzzz.....

Retro Hippie: Cherub Kid is green....is he...is he supposed to be gr- *BARF*

Lady M's: Haha! You threw up!

Sal Paradise: Am I....am I on a bubble? Where did I get this bubble?

Magnum PT: You sure know how to party chief, and I think you've got a couple of bubble brothers pissed at you.

Sal Paradise: Well...I hate to "burst their bubble"....HAHAHAHA-*cough cough barf cough*

Death: Wow, and here I thought I was going to have a busy day today. Most of you should have died by now. I knew I partied with you bros for a reason!

Trevor Mach: .....You're absolutely right....we....we need to get our shit together and win this bitch!

Lady M's: What? Who are you talking to?

Trevor Mach: I think it's obvious I'm talking to Dog. What, you don't hear him?

Dog: .....

Lady M's: Yeah sure, he said you need to sleep it off.

Trevor Mach: Ha! You obviously weren't listening!

Lady M's: *sigh* "Obviously".

Sal Paradise: Dog is absolutely right. We need to step it up! I'm the Havok World Champion and I want to win the damn Climax! Yeah! *BARF!*

Lady M's: Oh yeah, you guys are going to do GREAT!

Retro Hippie: The Gouji Guys and MadHouse are already starting up with the dirty tactics. How are we going to try and win, if we got them on the outside trying to stop us?

Trevor Mach: Don't *belch* worry Hippie. If it's one thing the 87's are good at it, it's dirty deeds done dirt cheap. I...I got a plan. Bringing in an old friend.

Lady M's: Yikes.



X-Trios is back! Yay!

The opening match saw 2/3 Falls Tag, with Flying Man and Kyo looking really good against the former tag champs RnK and LG Rod. In the predictable 1-1 scenario, Flying Man hit the Chickenwing Neckbreaker on RnK to score the second point. Seriously, how often do you get a complete shut out? That never happens.

The Segua Heroes were back in action against the Spot Monkies, and it went about how you would expect, with the Indy team too obsessed with twitter and selfies to take their opponents seriously, and that lead to Gear getting an aerial boost from Til to hit the Spin Dash Splash and get the pin on Indy Guy, who quickly left the ring to go to his other job of selling bootleg merch out of the back of his car.   

So hey, forget what I said earlier. Seriously.....don't look back. The main event saw a Lady Renegades 2/3 Falls tag that turned into a sweep. Lady Renegades Champion Maxine Justice and Aran fell prey to the duo of Lady M's and Gemma, with Maxine letting Aran take two quick falls in succession. Gemma got the first pin with a simple School Girl, before M's came in to put her right back on the mat with the Rolling M's and the pin. Maxine seemed to want no part of M's in this match, but a rematch has to be inevitable.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 2/3 Falls Tag: Flying Man/Kyo beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod (2-1)
-Kyo beat LG Rod via Tomodachi Claw -> Friendship(Submission)
-Randy no Kachi beat Flying Man via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
-Flying Man beat Randy no Kachi via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
2. Trios: Gear[o]/Knux/Til beat Indy Guy[x]/Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick via Spin Dash Splash -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades 2/3 Falls Tag: Lady M's/Gemma beat Maxine Justice/Aran (2-0)
-Gemma beat Aran via School Girl -> Pin
-Lady M's beat Aran via Rolling M's -> Pin

Hater: Nyah! Welcome to #EVER #Hashtaggers! We got a big show for you tonight, with a title match main event, and the introduction of some #New #Blood! We start the show tonight with the introduction of the new male competitor....CandleJa-



Tack Angel: Wait! Don't say it!

Hater: What?

Tack Angel: Don't say his name!

Hater: Why not?

Jeremy Superkick: Allow me to field that one.

Hater: Why are you tied up?

Jeremy Superkick: So Max and I were talking to Tack there about the urban legend turned real life wrestler, CandleJack.

Hater: Hey, you just said his name.

Jeremy Superkick: He already got me, because I said it earlier, not believing that this CandleJack could be like the urban legend, but....obviously.....

Max Superkick: They say he's the boogeyman, and  if you say his name he will tie you up and take you away!

CandleJack: And what name is that?

Max Superkick: You know your own name CandleJack! Oh...Oooo-

Tack Angel: Dammit Max Superkick, you dumb ham sandwich!

Hater: Nyah! Why did you hire this guy?

Tack Angel: .....Beats having to do roster cuts? *shrugs*

Hater: Well...I'll just have to try really hard not to say CandleJack. Oh wait Nya-

CandleJack: *sigh* I'm going to need more rope.



The opening match saw the debut of #EVER's new boogeyman named CandleJack. He-

I'm sorry, I don't know where the other guy went, but let's continue. After the match we went to the back, where the next new member of the #Hashtagger family would be revealed....



Nerma: Has anyone seem my husband? Anyways, Nerma here, with the newest member #EVER. What is your name Miss?

Tamera Tambler: My name? You know me! I'm not new! I'm Tamera Tambler, but I'm debuting a new look and a new attitude! I am hijacking this time to talk about the oppression I have faced in #EVER! I will no longer be anonymous! I demand to be acknowledged! Social Justice will take over #EVER, and my brand of equality will become the norm. Tolerance at all costs, even if you have to be beaten into submission to accept it! Got a problem with something I'm saying? That makes you a bigot and wrong! I-

?: Out of my way!

Tamera Tambler: Who the hell are you?

Nerma: Oh no...it's.....her.....Murasaki!

Tamera Tambler: Who?!

Nerma: Fenrir....

Tamera Tambler: Oh....let me just get out of your way....sorry to be an inconvenience.

Murasaki: You got the name right, it's Murasaki. That name will be on the tongue's of everyone who wonders what happened to their heroes, because I'm going to wreck every single one of them. If you don't know who I am, that's fine, because the past was prologue. The chaos I carved up in the past will be nothing compared to what I do to #EVER. Lady Renegades, I will CARVE.....YOU.....UP.

The debuting Murasaki came out with strong words, and backed them up in a match against Fem C. The wannabe hero was unprepared for a one sided brawl that ended when the pain in purple nailed a Amethyst Frosion followed by the pin. A scary new Lady Renegade that could change the game in the growing division.

The debut of Flash Havok in the ring would see the recently fired and rehired former #HashTag Champions Saxon and Novus take on two of the henchmen of the Mess Empire, red bug looking creatures with big gnarly teeth called the Zolors. Crazy action with the Flash duo relying on their new Flash powers, and a Flash infused Flying Forearm Smash from Saxon to score the victory on Mess. Doctor Bill Sanchez promised that this was only the beginning of their experiments, and that plenty more Zolors would rain down upon #EVER before this was over.

More Lady Renegades action, as Lady M's completed a busy weekend with an Open Challenge, hoping to lure out Tracy for an all out brawl. Instead, she got the spoiler Betty Taylor, who wanted to make a name for herself and turn things around, but the librarian with a mean streak, wouldn't find a win here, as M's let off more steam with a Rolling M's that bounced Betty into the ropes and back into a Sexy Strong Stunner and the pin.

The main event would see Jamie OD put the #EVER Open Championship against the Jackson Kain Memorial Cup winner Degrees. The Flash Havok leader proved that his time on the team made him a tough competitor in and out of suit, leading to strong contest against the champion. Degrees had the Penalty Kick scouted, and avoided as much of the smash mouth hooligan offense as he could, coming back with a series of surgical slams from the Doctor, followed up by a well placed PhDDT to lead to a pin and the huge upset win. Jamie OD couldn't believe it as he came to, Degrees had upset J.O.D to become the 3rd Generation #EVER Open Champion! The big celebration with Jeff Andonuts and Flash Havok was cut short, as a dark cloud covered the area and figure appeared above the entrance....



Doctor Bill Sanchez: Fools! You think this is an achievement! Bow now before your new ruler, the Great Emperor Ra Deus!

Ra Deus: Puny humans, you lack the power of Mess, but you have a quality that we look for, the genes you possess, will bring out the full potential and conquer the universe with the ultimate life form. You will surrender to our might and power, or you will perish!

Degrees: Wrong! We will fight you! It's not our genes that make us who we are. It's the will to fight, and we will fight! Volt fell! Vyram fell! Flash Havok will stop you and bring justice to Havok and the Earth! We are-

All: FLASH HAVOK!!

#EVER!: 21 Jamie OD vs. Degrees
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. #New #Blood Singes: CandleJack beat That Guy via Nightmare Lariat -> Pin
2. #New #Blood Lady Renegades Singles: Murasaki beat Fem C via Amethyst Frosion -> Pin
3. Flash Havok vs Mess Tag: Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat Zolor #1/Zolor #2[x] via Flash Forearm Smash -> Pin
4. Lady M's No Rules Open Challenge: Lady M's beat Betty Taylor via Rolling M's x Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
5. #EVER Open Championship: Degrees beat Jamie OD(c) via PhDDT -> Pin -> 3rd Generation #EVER Open Champion!

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It's Week 3 of the Havok Fighting Climax, and it's still anyone's game, as the Renegades of Havok battle for supremacy, and the very fate of Havok. This would be one of the bigger shows to date with tons of feature matches.....and another Grind vs. Switchback match. We need more wrestlers on roller skates for these guys to wrestle.

The opening match saw Anwin take on Magnum PT in a bloody brawl, that saw the apathetic Anwin snap on the man with the best mustache in Havok, and put his shoulders to the match after a Based Bomber to finally score his first 2 points in the Climax.

Akinan played spoiler to Kiva's streak so far. Winning out in the size and reach department, the big guy used that tried and true Big Guy Boot to catch Kiva followed a missed Kiva Dive to score the pin and tie the 2-Crown Tag Champion with 4 points.

Noah Jennings took the overall lead in the tournament following a grueling battle with Ishihiro Tomo. Tomo-kun has been the pride of the 87's so far in the tournament, but he's been fighting hurt, as evidenced by his wrapped up shoulder and ribs, which Noah used to his advantage, targeting the injured areas with quick shots. That only seemed to make Tomo madder though, as he chased Noah around the ring, as Jennings was attempting another stall game to score points on a draw. Jennings showed his cunning by luring Tomo into a trap, whipping him into the steps and taking control on the match. He dragged Tomo into the center of the ring, and when a pin couldn't even lead to the 1 count, Noah trapped him in a choke and took shots at the injured ribs. Tomo refused to tap and he refused to nap, having no neck in the first place. However, the referee saw that he couldn't fight out and stopped the match, giving Jennings the lead, as an angered Tomo chased the referee out of the arena.

Swift finally recovered from an early losing streak in the Climax against Arremer X. The favorite to win, and last year's champion, Arremer X found himself the recipient of a POUNCE and Blackhammer, after a Noah Jennings sighting took his attention away for just 1 second. 1-2-3 and Swift gets the win and the points. Jennings continues to meddle in the matches of those he perceives in the way of his future "reign" over Havok.

Havok World Champion Sal Paradise and Firebrand X engaged in the match of the night. A rematch from WrestleVania, in which Sal won the title over X, this match was a slower more methodical match, as Sal was nursing injuries, and Firebrand was keeping his eyes open on the outside. Big move match that unfortunately went on a little two long for the Renegades, as it ended in a Time Limit Draw. The hurting World Champion is still struggling to get momentum, but a Draw is certainly better than a loss. However most sports that allow Draws do tend to suck. I mean, maybe not much in wrestling, but Soccer? Hockey? Go to sudden death dammit!

Grind and Switchback happened again. It was good. It's always good. They are great, and wrestle great matches together. Grind happened to win this one over the Gouji Guy with the Sling Blade. 2 Points. YAY!

Alright, when I was talking about Draws earlier on, I didn't image we would get another one in one night! The battle of the stable leaders saw Kinniku Mike lock up with the future man with a plan Camilo Ortega, in a heated contest. The two worked together to jump the 87's a few weeks back, but Mike balked at the thought of a permanent alliance, claiming his strong tits were the real future. Lots of animosity in this match from both stables, who hung around the ring and tried to get involved. All the stalled interference lead to another Time Limit Draw. After the match the Gouji Guys and MadHouse jumped into the ring for a face off that had to be quelled by security during the commercial break, which advertised the new movie, Kiva vs. the Pirate Zombies of Deep Darkness!



The main event saw a rematch from Havok's earlier days, when Subculture upset Trevor Mach to become the Havok World Champion. Much as changed since then, with Subbie becoming the Green Bomber, and earning a reputation as an amazing work horse with the hardest fists in wrestling. Meanwhile Mach has gotten more unpredictable and dangerous, with the hardest knees in wrestling. The collision course lead to a great match up. The wear and tear of the tournament was showing on Mach, but he had the use of his eye again, helping him to avoid Subbie's offense, as well as using MMA inspired tactics, like holding him in the clinch to avoid the big punch. Mach ate a KO Punch, but managed to narrowly kick out. It was then that Camilo Ortega appeared on stage, looking to get involved, but it was unknown to whose benefit, as he had beef with both Renegades. That's when the 87's trump card was played, as Olly Oliver made his return, wielding a chair and sporting 87's colors, as he held back Camilo. Subbie ate a Macha Ye earlier that staggered him. The loss of focus lead to a missed KO Punch, which Mach used to lift him up for the Burning Machismo. The wrist clutch gave it that 10 Megaton impact and lead to the 1-2-3. Trevor Mach won the rematch, and kept himself relevant, while also revealing a new member of the 87's. Olly Oliver is back!



Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block A: Anwin[2] beat Magnum PT[2] via Based Bomber -> Pin
2. HFC - Block B: Akinan[4] beat Kiva[4] via Big Guy Boot -> Pin
3. HFC - Block A: Noah Jennings[5] beat Ishihiro Tomo[4] via Chokehold -> Referee Stoppage
4. HFC - Block B: Swift[2] beat Arremer X[4] via POUNCE x Blackhammer -> Pin
5. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise[2] vs. Firebrand X[3] Time Limit Draw
6. HFC - Block B: Grind[2] beat Switchback[1] via Sling Blade -> Pin
7. HFC - Block A: Kinniku Mike[3] vs. Camilo Ortega[3] Time Limit Draw
8. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach[4] beat Subculture[3] via Wrist Clutch Burning Machismo -> Pin

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Hailey Havok: Hey listen, I've got this thing...this thing I've gotta do, but hey...you don't need to hear me talk. You just want some cards, and you've got em. Here ya go! Later!

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 2/3 Falls Tag: Los Tiburon/El Mago vs. Christophe/Vance
2. Lady Renegades Trios: Hoodie Red/Hoodie Blue/Hoodie Purple vs. Maxine Justice/Aran/?
3. 2/3 Falls Tag: Hexagon III/Locura vs. Poison Jam/Dogma Mask
4. Trios: Olly Oliver/Cherub Kid/Retro Hippie vs. Mr. Dangerous/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod

#EVER!: 22 The Doctor Is In!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Flash Havok vs. Mess Tag: Little M's/Hailey Havok vs. Zolor #1/Zolor #2
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Murasaki vs. Betty Taylor
3. #EVER Open Championship #1 Contender: Jamie OD vs. That Guy vs. Flying Man vs. Gear
4. Lady M's No Rules Open Challenge: Lady M's vs. ?
5. Flash Havok vs. Mess Non-Title Singles: Degrees vs. ?

Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block B: Swift[2] vs. Grind[2]
2. HFC - Block A: Magnum PT[2] vs. Ishihiro Tomo[4]
3. HFC - Block B: Akinan[4] vs. Switchback[1]
4. HFC - Block A: Firebrand X[3] vs. Anwin[2]
5. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach[4] vs. Kiva[4]
6. HFC - Block A: Camilo Ortega[3] vs. Noah Jennings[5]
7. HFC - Block B: Subculture[3] vs. Arremer X[4]
8. HFC - Block A: Kinniku Mike[3] vs. Sal Paradise[2]

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X-Trios presented one of the bigger shows in recent history, with the return of Olly Oliver in the ring as member of the 87's against the besties heel team and Mr. Dangerous.

The opening contest saw Los Tiburon and El Mago team up against the Co-Nucks, and the demin clad mustacheod Zapp Rowsdower. Back and forth pins in a predictable 2/3 Falls fashion, with Los Tiburon hitting the Tiburon Tornado on Christophe to get that final pin and the win.

The Lady Renegades were up next, with a special debut being promised by Maxine Justice and Aran. The Hoodie Ninjas stood in the ring as a mariachi band began to play...



The rich Anahuac aristocrat Valarie Dorado, of the famous wrestling Dorado family made her debut in grand fashion, working alongside the Lady Renegades Champion. The class and sophistication outside of the ring quickly changed into ruthless aggression, as she rushed in the ring first to take it to the Hoodie Ninjas. Late in the match Purple found herself trying to go hold for hold with the new debut, only to find herself trapped in the Cross Armbreaker with prompted a quick tap out. The Lady Renegades continue to grow and evolve with the addition of Valarie Dorado.

In a battle of the heel stables, Hexagon III and Locura of MadHouse took on Dogma Mask and Poison Jam of the Gouji Guys. Brutal brawl, with the lucha referee just letting most of the DQ offenses slide in typical Anahuac fashion. Finish came with Hex III hit the Package Piledriver on Poison Jam for the win.

Main event Trios match saw Olly Oliver's in ring return with Cherub Kid and Retro Hippie, who decided to step back into the ring for this encounter with the random heel besties and Mr. Dangerous. Good return match for both Olly and Retro in the ring. In a hilarious twist, Retro was gearing up to try and lift Dangerous for a powerbomb, but RnK was whipped into his back and the momentum turned it into a front flip piledriver. The fans and the 87's marked, while Retro stumbled around figuring out what just happened. Olly tagged in and hit a high risk top rope splash he calls the Olly Oop to score the pin. After the match, the 87's celebrated in the ring, holding up banners, with Olly's pimping his new gaming website http://www.retrogamegeeks.co.uk/



Olly Oliver: Hey you sexy Retro Game Geeks out there. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant Renegades. See, I got this new website dedicated to covering old school games and....well now that you think about it, I bet Renegades and Retro Game Geeks are one in the same. We're all about having fun, and that's what Olly Oliver is doing in Havok with the 87's. Forget about the past, cause this is a new beginning for me. Consider that my first win, but it won't be my last. Make sure you check out the website too, cause it's awesome!

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 2/3 Falls Tag: Los Tiburon/El Mago beat Christophe/Vance (2-1)
-El Mago beat Vance via Abracahurracarana -> Pin
-Christophe beat El Mago via Maple Tamer -> Submission
-Los Tibruon beat Christophe via Tiburon Tornado -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Trios: Maxine Justice/Aran/Valarie Dorado[o] beat Hoodie Red/Hoodie Blue/Hoodie Purple[x] via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
3. Tag: Hexagon III[o]/Locura beat Poison Jam[x]/Dogma Mask via Package Piledriver -> Pin
4. Trios: Olly Oliver[o]/Cherub Kid/Retro Hippie beat Mr. Dangerous[x]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod via Olly Oop -> Pin



Last week's #EVER saw the crowning of a new #EVER Open Champion, in Flash Red Degrees. The new champ has his work cut out for him as he divides time fighting off Mess while also having to think about the challengers knocking on the door. Tonight's show would see Degrees in main event action against a Mess invader, while a new contender would be crowned in 4-Way action.

The opening match saw the ladies of Flash Havok take on Zolor henchmen of Mess in tag action. Little M's proved to be a perfect fit in the team dynamic, working well with Hailey as they clobbered the Zolors and scored the win after a Flash infused Stunner from M's blew up Zolor #2.

The deadly Murasaki went 2-0 in #EVER, taking out Betty Taylor in Lady Renegades action. The masked Murasaki controlled the contest throughout and handed Betty Taylor another loss following a Forward Legsweep and the pin. A dangerous Lady Renegade quickly climbing up the ranks.

THE #EVER Open Champion needs a #1 contender, and the former champion Jamie OD would have to compete with Gear, That Guy, and Flying Man in the hopes of getting his rematch. Great match, but the title match would not be going to J.O.D, as he was too slow compared to Gear, who hit a Spin Dash Splash on That Guy to get the pin and the title shot. Big win for Gear, as the Segua native has been struggling to break out. This could be the big break, in a future contest with Degrees.



Lady M's: Tracy! Hey Tracy! Yeah, I'm talking to you. The "woman in blue". They're afraid to outright say it, but I know it's you. How could it not be you? You and I have a history so long you could write a couple books about it, but that's not what has me out here calling your ass out. You cost me the Lady Renegades Championship, just as I was starting to have some real fun for a change, and get these bitches in this division to step up! I called you out last week, but you chickened out. Maybe that's not it, maybe you were actually smart, cause you knew what I would do to you. Well, let's see if you'll be smart two weeks in a row. I'm out here in the street, calling your ass out again. I surrounded by the other Lady Renegades, and once you enter this circle, you'll have to be carried out on a stretcher. Come on Tracy, I know you, I know what you can do. You've beaten me before. Sure you have, and you can do it again right now if you step up. Not buying it eh? Come on Tracy. Most people say they bring everything but the kitchen sink to a fight. I LITERALLY brought the kitchen sink! Come o-

Tamera Tambler: She's obviously not coming! She probably feels the oppression of the system, knowing you can practically get away with anything around here. Like I was writing in my blog, which you can fund with patreo-

Lady M's: Ladies, we have our replacement opponent for this ass beating.

Tamera Tambler: Eh? AHHH!

Lady M's picked up the kitchen sink and clocked Tambler with it. Knocking her to the ground. She then placed her foot on Tambler and counted the 1-2-3 in mocking fashion with her hand.

Lady M's: I didn't even get to break a sweat. What a shame. Maybe next week you'll show up Tracy. I sure hope so, cause if you don't, I'm going to come looking for you.

Main event action would see Degrees take on a new Mess invader.

Doctor Bill Sanchez: Haha! This little conflict ends now Flash Red! We are Mess, and we have perfected the ultimate life form to conquer your world and the entire universe! Using the negative emotion of humanity, I managed to gene sequence this heinous, evil, master of destruction! The evil Negative Man!



Negative Man, probably a bad choice for a Mess invader. The sobbing yellow block was too sad and depressed to throw a single punch. The new #EVER Open Champion showed real humanity to Mess, by showing sympathy and giving Negative Man a hug before letting him leave the ring. Bill Sanchez promised that this is far from over. I hear that Negative Man is working for Havok now, as a janitor. Nosan will be pleased.

#EVER!: 22 The Doctor Is In!
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Flash Havok vs. Mess Tag: Little M's[o]/Hailey Havok beat Zolor #1/Zolor #2[x] via Flash Stunner -> Destruction
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Murasaki beat Betty Taylor via Forward Legsweep -> Pin
3. #EVER Open Championship #1 Contender: Gear beat Jamie OD, That Guy[x], and Flying Man via Spin Dash Splash -> Pin
4. Lady M's No Rules Open Challenge: Lady M's beat Tamera Tambler via Kitchen Sink -> Pin
5. Flash Havok vs. Mess Non-Title Singles: Degrees beat Negative Man via Sympathy

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The Havok Fighting Climax continues, with big matches and upsets galore, the winner could still be anyone, and the fate of Havok remains in the hands of the one to claim the Climax victory.

Opening contest saw Grind take on Swift in a clash of styles. The lucha blader faced the brunt of the brawler's ground offense, but a missed POUNCE lead to a Sling Blade and a Rolling SSP to score the pin and win. Big win for Grind, while Swift continues to struggle in the climax.

The heavily wrapped up Tomo-kun took on Magu P in the first match of Block A. PT was smart to target the injury, but DAT HEART prevailed, as Tomo worked through the pain like the pitbull beast that he is, and hit the Brainbuster to score the win.

The big guy Akinan took on Switchback in a battle of the heel stables, with their representatives outside of the ring in an unofficial lumberjack kind of way. Switchback's slump would continue on, as the big guy would hit his big boot to gain the victory and the points. Akinan is being eyes as a possible dark horse to win the whole thing as he currently stands amongst the top with 6 points.

Anwin tried to get out of a slump of his own against Firebrand X, but the man who technically didn't win last year even though we thought he did, got himself one step closer to the finals with a Crash Fire Buster fueled pin.

Trevor Mach locked up with Kiva in one of the bigger matches of the night. The Television Champion and the Tag 2 Crown King had an exciting match up that didn't get a definitive finish before, but this time we would see a winner. Fantastic back and forth action, with the chaotic Mach doing everything in his power to keep up with the speed and agility of Anahuac's favorite son. Surprise finish came, when Kiva went high risk for the Kiva Dive. Mach shot to his feet and forced his knee up to connect with Kiva in a Rising Macha Ye kind of fashion. 1-2-3! The Television Champion now sits at 6 points, and continues to hang with the best of the best, but the climax is taking it's toll, as Mach limped away with obviously sore knees.

The man who wishes to rule over the future, Camilo Ortega, hasn't quite had the Climax he's been looking for, and Noah Jennings wanted to continue to keep the would be ruler out of the finals. While Ortega is masterful in the ring, his Achilles heel seems to be his shortening temper, as Noah Jennings played mind games to keep him out of the ring. The tricks and traps Noah Jennings left Camilo on the outside of a 10 count and surprise count out loss. Jennings continued dirty tactics have given him the points lead overall. Noah Jennings laughed and celebrated his way to the stage to make a statement, but an angered and crazed Ortega clobbered him with a running STO on the stage that busted him open and left him laid out...



Camilo Ortega: NOAH! No way I'm going to lose everything to someone like you! Yes, I know who you are Jennings. You're the stupid fool laid out at my feet! Grovel and beg for forgiveness if you want to survive in MY future!

Arremer X: Ortega! Stop this!

Camilo Ortega: You step back Arremer X. This future doesn't belong to you! You shouldn't be here!

Arremer X: Neither should you!

Camilo Ortega: I make my destiny! Anyone that tries to get in the way of my dominion will end up kneeling at my feet. Before this is over, you'll be kneeling too Arremer X.

Arremer X: .....

Arremer X had to immediately head back to the ring for his Climax match against Subculture. The Green Bomber came back from his loss last week in impressive fashion. Catching the Blue Cyborg off guard with a series of jabs and stiff shots, he worked the match more or less like a boxing bout. Camilo loomed around the ring, opening up Arremer X to the KO Punch and the Counterculture before the pin. After the match, Subculture got in Camilo's face of Arremer's behalf and forced him to back off before heading back into the ring to help up his opponent. Good show of class and respect from the former street dog.

Main event match saw the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise take on MadHouse leader Kinniku Mike. The mouthy people's champion versus the strongest of strong tits. Match of the night, despite Sal trying to fight off some nagging injuries. Mike tried to go for a quick win with his impressive slams, but Sal fought to stay in it. A comeback by the champ brought out Bad Luck Mole, but in a comical scene, the rest of the 87's rushed out to lift Bad Luck Mole up and mosh him back to the back while a distracted Mike would eat the Face Turn followed by the pin and the win. Sal Paradise with the big win and the momentum to get back into the chase for points in the Havok Fighting Climax.



Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block B: Grind[4][o] beat Swift[2] via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. HFC - Block A: Ishihiro Tomo[6] beat Magnum PT[2] via Brainbuster -> Pin
3. HFC - Block B: Akinan[6] beat Switchback[1] via Big Guy Boot -> Pin
4. HFC - Block A: Firebrand X[5] beat Anwin[2] via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
5. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach[6] beat Kiva[4] via Rising Macha Ye -> Pin
6. HFC - Block A: Noah Jennings[7] beat Camilo Ortega[3] via Count Out
7. HFC - Block B: Subculture[5] beat Arremer X[4] via KO Punch x Counterculture -> Pin
8. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise[4] beat Kinniku Mike[3] via Face Turn -> Pin

The HFC is winding down, but the action keeps heating up. It's a scientific phenomenon, top experts are looking into it I'm sure. The Renegades move closer to the final Climax in the Twoson Fairgrounds, where money, glory, and power await one lucky fighter. Some of the usual suspects have been able to meet the challenges of the HFC, but some dark horses have made big waves, using both brains and brawn to lead the blocks in points. After tonight's big event, the top tier contenders could be solidified.

The opening match saw Television Champion Trevor Mach taking on Switchback in a fast paced opener. Mach's injuries have had time to heal, but the vision problems he's managed to work through were evident here, as he allowed Switchback to roll up and crash the side of his face in with a roller blade assisted dropkick. Mach came back in the clinch with hard knees and took Switchback to the mat, where he landed the Macha Ye, leading to the 1-2-3 and the pin. Mach was hurting after the match, holding a towel to his eye, but the 87's member looks on track to be in the running to make it to the finals. I'm legitimately surprised by that this year.

The second match never really got off the ground, as MadHouse's Kinniku Mike and Anwin were set to face each other, but they weren't really into the idea of fighting, instead they lambasted Tack Angel and the current administration, talking up Akinan's rise and the coming MadHouse takeover of Havok. Tack came out to try and get them going in the match, but Mike rushed to meet him on the way to the ring. Mike was doing his usual schtick, flexing his "strong tits" and trying to intimidate the Interim Boss. Unbeknownst to Mike, the referee was making the count, and ended up counting him out. Kinniku Mike was livid as he realized he had just loss, but the eye rolling Anwin was pleased though.

Kiva and Subculture locked up in an all out war, with the striker trying to keep the high flier on the mat with green tinted hurting bombs. Kiva proved to have a strong chin, as he took a lot of what the Green Bomber was throwing head on. It was a dangerous strategy, but it worked, as Kiva tried to wear down Subbie, finally getting him to the mat, where a Kiva Dive would seal the deal. The 2-Crown Tag Champion continues to rise, while Subculture's campaign to climb back to the top has run into yet another obstacle.

While some Renegades are struggling, Noah Jennings has thrived in the Climax setting. His match against PT was another example of his cunning. The mustacheod PT was dominating, tired of taking so many losses in the Climax. Jennings started running, doing what he could to slow down the match. Another Jennings match would hit a time limit draw in the Climax, drawing massive boos from the fans, but that would not affect Jennings, who is still riding high in the points standings.

The hardest run in the HFC would have to go to Swift. The mighty brawler veteran, has had a tough time of it, but was looking to stage a come back, cutting off Akinan's rise in the process. It was not to be, as Akinan landed a well placed Big Guy Boot as Swift was rushing in with the POUNCE. The impact sent him out of the ring, and he couldn't make it back in time, leading to a count out and 2 more points for Akinan. The Big Guy is on the rise, and no one has been able to stand in his way.

The 87's once again stole the show, as the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise battled Ishihiro Tomo in an all out war. Stiff strikes and repeated big slams gave this a big match feel. Sal tried pulling out all the stops to keep the human pitbull down, using his own Brainbuster against him, but DAT HEART refuses to stay down for the 1-2-3. Tomo-kun was obviously hurting though, and had to grit through the pain in landing a Brainbuster of his own for a 2 Count. As they got to their feet Paradise went for his finisher, only for Tomo to escape behind him and land a German Pin. 1-2-Kickout. The surprise move almost got Tomo a win over the champ, but Sal managed to comeback and trap him in the Paradise Lock. Tomo obviously wouldn't tap, so the Referee had to stop the match in Sal's favor. The champ finds himself at 8 points, a great showing so far for the People's Choice.



Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with Television Champion Trevor Mach, and Aki-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! The soon to be Havok Fighting Climax winner Akinan! Uuuuuu!

Nerma: Right....Akinan. These two men are tied at the top of their Block with 10 points a piece, and the two men who will face off next week on Chaos TV! A surprising scenario between a man who has been there before, and a big guy looking to finally break out into the main event.

Trevor Mach: I'm actually surprised I'm here too!

Kinniku Mike: Can it Mach! You've got a big mouth, but you're not a big guy like Akinan, and you don't have Strong Tits! Uuuuuu!!!

Trevor Mach: No, but the Bad Man's got bitchin' shaaaaaaaaades!

Akinan: You're using them to hide the fact that you're bleeding profusely from the socket your eye is supposed to be in.

Trevor Mach: Ha! No I'm not!

Akinan: I can see it. I can actually see it. I'm looking at you right now, and the blood is seeping through down your face.

Trevor Mach: That's just me crying manly tears of blood. I feel bad for what I'm going to have to do to you next week brah.

Akinan: Talk shit all you want. Make all the jokes you want. You won't be laughing when the Big Guy puts the "Bad Man" down.

Trevor Mach: Don't be so sure. I laugh at really inappropriate things! Akinan, you might forget, but you and I used to be bros. I brought you into wrestling duder, and I'll knee you out if I have to. I would have said kick, but I love knee based offense. Obviously.

Akinan: I let you be a stepping stone for me, just like I did with Kyo. Those things padded out my resume, but I'm here now because of my own power. This Big Guy is going to win the Havok Fighting Climax, and I will have control of this company. The fate of Havok will be in my hands.

Trevor Mach: Well....wouldn't that just be hilarious?!

Last year's Climax winner Arremer X battled Grind in a fantastic match up, that was being watched closely by Camilo Ortega on the outside. The Gouji Guy and self proclaimed "Future King" wouldn't interfere, as he felt the presence of Firebrand behind him, looming and waiting for Ortega to make a move. Grind was looking sore and sluggish from weeks of intense matches, but showed great heart, taking a great deal of punishment before X could finally keep him down with the Crash Frost Buster. Arremer X stands at 6 points.

It was now main event times, as Camilo and Firebrand X finally locked up in the ring, with the chance at revenge, and the chance to keep relevant in the top tier of the Climax on the line. Fantastic main event match up, with the both men losing their temper and focus to brawl it out. Ortega is wrestling a different more dominant style from his past. The calm and collected man who walks the path of Heaven has gotten off on the exit to the highway to Hell. Escaping a Crash Fire Buster, Camilo ripped Firebrand's mask right off his face, clobbering him with it, before hitting the STO Bomber off the ropes. 1-2-3! Camilo Ortega caught X by surprise with the removal of the mask, and didn't stop with the pin, attacking relentlessly with a chair until Arremer rushed to the ring. The cyborg from the future tried to stop Ortega once and for all, but Ortega saw him coming and hit him in the neck with the side of the chair, causing a massive short circuit, rendering Arremer X inert. The mad Camilo Ortega ended the show standing triumphant, with the mask of Firebrand and Arrmer X laying before him.



Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach[10] beat Switchback[3] via Macha Ye -> Pin
2. HFC - Block A: Anwin[4] beat Kinniku Mike[3] via Count Out
3. HFC - Block B: Kiva[8] beat Subculture[5] via Kiva Dive -> Pin
4. HFC - Block A: Magnum PT[3] vs. Noah Jennings[10] Time Limit Draw
5. HFC - Block B: Akinan[10] beat Swift[2] via Big Guy Boot -> Count Out
6. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise[8][o] beat Ishihiro Tomo[6] via Paradise Lock -> Referee Stoppage
7. HFC - Block B: Arremer X[6] beat Grind[4] via Crash Frost Buster -> Pin
8. HFC - Block A: Camilo Ortega[7] beat Firebrand X[7] via STO Bomber -> Pin

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Nerma: Havok is rolling right along after the HFC, with the build up to Renegade Nation! The company now belongs to Tack Angel on a permanent basis, so I guess we can stop handing out resumes and get back to the reporting. The last X-Trios featured ZERO Trios matches. Kind of counter to the whole point of the show. This week, we've got nothing BUT Trios matches, so come and get your fill Renegades. The Lady Renegades will be featured in two of the three matches, leading up to the first ever Havok Trios Championship title defense, as MadHouse takes on the Segua Heroes.

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Lady Renegades Trios: Maxine Justice/Aran/Valarie Dorado vs. Hoodie Red/Hoodie Purple/Hoodie Orange
2. Lady Renegades Trios: Alyssa Flash/Gemma/Mura vs. Tracy/Erica/Fem C
3. Havok Trios Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)/Akinan(c)/Anwin(c) vs. Gear/Til/Knux

Nerma: The we move onto #EVER! 26, for your weekly dose of absolute nonsense. #EVER two titles will have #1 Contenders after the first and last match of the card. The main event match up with definitely steal the show, with Tomo and J.O.D settling old business, with Kyo playing the wild card. We also have a new #Hashtagger coming to #EVER. Could it be a bigger reveal than the walking Jello Mold that debut at #EVER! 25? Probably.

#EVER!: 26 or How I learned to stop worrying and love the #Hashtag
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. #EVER #HashTag #1 Contender: Vance/Christophe vs. Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick
2. Singles: Jelly Jiggler vs. El Mago
3. Singles: Indie Guy vs. ?
4. Flash Havok vs. Mess 6-Man Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. ?/?/?
5. #EVER Open Championship #1 Contender: Jamie OD vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Kyo

Nerma: That brings us back around to the next Chaos TV! A show that will be headlined by a big cage match between Trevor Mach and Akinan for the Television Championship. This feud, grown out of the HFC, is quickly escalating into one of the more exciting in recent memory. Havok World Champion Sal Paradise and Noah Jennings will be all eyes for this one, as the four will all face off at Renegade Nation for the Havok World Championship. Don't miss a show that will also see Alyssa Flash take on Erica in singles action in the semi-main.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Mr. Dangerous vs. ?
2. Singles: Anwin vs. Cherub Kid
3. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Kinniku Mike/Hexagon III/Locura
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Subculture vs. Camilo Ortega/Switchback
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Alyssa Flash vs. Erica
6. Havok Television Championship Cage: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Akinan

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The final X-Trios before the HFC Finale would see no Trios matches. You would think with a name like X-Trios you would see a lot of Trios matches and nothing BUT Trios matches, but this week we done fresh outta Trios.

Havok World Tag Team Champion Los Tiburon and the newcomer Hercules took on the the Superkick Rockers in a match that would have been nothing but Superkicks if the Rockers had their way. In the struggle to not be Marty Jannety, Jeremy would fall back a few places with a loss following the Hercules Muscle Buster. That ham sandwich Max Superkick tried to avenge Jeremy with a....guess what.....no really....guess.......everyone say it together....a SUPERKICK, but Hercules avoided it and downed the other brother with a Muscle Buster. The lucha strongman from Anahuac is looking impressive.

The MadHouse lucha contingent looked equally impressive with a win over the Co-Nucks. The Zapp Rowsdower lead team continues to struggle, as Vance took a Double Powerbomb from Hex III and Locura before the pin.

The main event was all about getting into the main event picture for Olly Oliver, who is looking at this stage of his career as New Game +, while Poison Jam of the Gouji Guys is looking to give this 87's member a Game Over. The opening slavo from Poison Jam had Olly on the ropes. With Gouji on the outside, Jam managed to get the first pin in this 2/3 Falls match after a Jam Facebuster, with Gouji knocking Olly's foot off the ropes before lucha suspenders ref could see it. Olly would fight back and even the score with a Chickenwing Neckbreaker. He would then go high risk with an Olly Oop! immediately after to score the tie breaking and winning pin. Big win for Olly Oliver, who continues to pimp his new website, which is http://www.retrogamegeeks.co.uk/ Check it out!



Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Los Tiburon/Hercules[o] beat Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin
2. Tag: Hexagon III/Locura[o] beat Christophe/Vance[x] via Double Powerbomb -> Pin
3. 2/3 Falls: Olly Oliver beat Poison Jam (2-1)
-Poison Jam beat Olly Oliver via Jam Facebuster -> Pin
-Olly Oliver beat Poison Jam via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
-Olly Oliver beat Poison Jam via Olly Oop! -> Pin



Tack Angel: Gotta finish...gotta finish....what have I-

Nosan: Tack?

Tack Angel: Oh...uh....heya Nosan.

Nosan: Hey buddy...whatcha doin?

Tack Angel: .....Knitting.

Nosan: Knitting?

Tack Angel: Obviously. Why else would I have all this yarn? All this yarn....all this yarn.

Nosan: Might I ask WHY you have all this yarn?

Tack Angel: Well, you see last week Flash said that Tracy and Erica should have brought a sweater to the ring, and I noticed that it IS getting colder now that Summer's almost over. So I THOUGHT that if I knit everyone a sweater, MAYBE they won't want me to lose my job at the end of the HFC. Maybe they would coerce the winner into letting me remain in charge....on an interim basis of course.

Nosan: Of course. You know....that's not a very good idea right?

Tack Angel: ....I have a lot of yarn.

Nosan: I know you do.

Tack Angel: Look at it....look at all this yarn.

Nosan: I see it.

Tack Angel: I have all this yarn...and then....I've got a lot more yarn at home.

Nosan: How much more yarn?

Tack Angel: ....A lot more yarn.



Last week was Ladies Night, and the increase in ratings by a wide margin meant that we needed to immediately do the opposite and have a Sausage Fest. That can only mean good things for the ratings right? Right?

That Guy would open the show with a mystery opponent. As he went on his rant about not being This Guy, but That Guy, the same rant he's been doing since this show started, his opponent came out with a simple introduction...

?: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler.



The gelatinous show off made a flashy debut, going over the top in his offense and selling like a mad man! It's the kind of character and offense that some people will really enjoy, but some won't. The kind of character that might get a lukewarm run at the top, but then get bumped down to the midcard and punished for the push not going well, even if it wasn't his fault. That kind of character. Oh, he lost by the way.  

The TaskForce members turned Flash Havok team mates would battle another duo from the evil mind of Doctor Bill Sanchez. Once again though, Mess continues to misinterpret the emotions of humanity...



Greedy Mouse and Greedier Mouse, obviously using humanity's greed as a weapon, but that backfired the moment Jeff Andonuts threw cheese into the ring. The two mice fought over the cheese more than the match, with Saxon destroying the mice with a Flying Flash Forearm Smash.

Randy no Kachi locked up with Til in singles action. The high flying kid fell right into a trap as RnK dropped him with a No Kachi Cutter coming off the top rope before the 1-2-3.

LG Rod had a harder time against Mr. Knuckleman. Knux was dominating the match with strikes, but Rod nearly stole it with a Legdrop Bulldog, leading to the 2-Count. A well placed KO Punch lead to the 1-2-3, evening the series between the Heel Besties and the Segua Heroes.

The main event saw the ridiculous concept by Tack Angel become reality. The Count In match, a match the requires you to NOT be in the ring. A complete and utter farce of a spectacle, and yet Gear and Jamie OD worked their asses off to make it work. They kept forgetting they weren't supposed to be the in right, leading them to bolt out of the ring and shrug at each other about what to do.  That Shadowy guy who looks like Gear attacked once again, distracting him and leaving him standing in the ring once second too long. Jamie OD wins by stupid. Seriously, OD even waved it off, going into the back to demand Tack restart the match. He came out with a sweater instead...

#EVER!: 25 Sausage Fest
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: That Guy beat Jelly Jiggler[Debut] via What a Maneuver -> Pin
2. Flash Havok vs. Mess Tag: Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat Greedy Mouse/Greedier Mouse[x] via Flying Flash Forearm Smash -> Destruction
3. Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Til via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
4. Singles: Knux beat LG Rod via KO Punch -> Pin
5. Count In Match: Jamie OD beat Gear via Count In

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Tack Angel: Oh hello, I'm Tack Angel, and boy do I have a yarn to tell you? Get it? Yarn? No? It's cause I have....anyways, the Havok Fighting Climax is reaching its....Climax, and very soon we will be awarding this trophy to the winner, but that won't be all. The winner will get a title shot. $50,000 Bison Dollars, AND they will control the future of Havok. They will hold this company and all of its holding in their hands. The winner will determine who runs Havok from then on. I want to make a plea to the winner. I have tried my best in this position. Like learning how to knit, these things take time, but now I can make a sweater, and now I know how to weave together a successful and profitable ball or ya-company. I promise to remain unbiased and striving to grow this company into the future. Whoever controls Havok I-

Arremer X: T-T-T-T-T-Tack. *bzzt*

Tack Angel: Oh hello Arreme....oh hell....what happened to you?

Arremer X: C-C-Camilo Or-Or-Or-Ortega. He d-d-d-damaged me last w-w-w-week. I have t-tried to m-make repairs, but I am not f-functioning at 100%.

Tack Angel: Are you going to be alright to compete?

Arremer X: I will t-t-t-ry my best, but I am m-more concerned with F-Firebrand X. He has not been s-s-seen since last week when C-Camilo took his mask.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I was worry about that myself. No one has seen him in the arena today either. I-

Noah Jennings: Don't need to worry about that. You want to know why? Well I think it's obvious if you know who I am. You DO know who I am right?

Tack Angel: Noah Je-

Noah Jennings: I'm Noah Jennings!

Tack Angel: Yeah, I was going to say it before you interrupt-

Noah Jennings: I'm the franchise player. I'm the man who has used his brains and cunning to rise to the top. Firebrand X should go ahead and take the night off. He's not going to stop my accent. Camilo Ortega can talk about his future all he wants, and you Arremer X can go on about protecting said future, but the truth is neither of you will control the future. The future belongs to me. Noah Je-

Tack Angel: NOAH JENNINGS! See! It's not nice to be interrupted all the time is it!? You want some yarn?! Let's start the show!



Tonight was the night. No, not the night for bright lights or a hype crowd. We always have those things. No, tonight was the final night for Block matches in the Havok Fighting Climax. The road to the finale was nearly complete, and after this night the final four would be decided.

Ishihiro Tomo of the 87's started off the night against the apathetic Anwin. Anwin, aware that he couldn't win the HFC overall this year decided to spend this last match trying to injure Tomo-kun further. Targeting the ribs, Anwin stretching and punched the wrapped up bullseye, further weakening the human pitbull. DAT HEART tried to prevail, trying to grit through the pain to lift for a Brainbuster, but Anwin escaped and went on the attack, forcing him into the corner and stomping his ribs and shoulder. He ground his foot into Tomo forcing the ref to demand he stop before finally calling the match for Tomo via DQ. The rest of MadHouse rushed the ring to pick off the stray 87's member, but Tomo fought them off as help arrived to even the score. A big brawl ended the opening match, with the result giving Tomo a shot at making it to the big finale show.

A heavily damaged Arremer X faced off with Switchback in the next match up. The blue cyborg fought with the heart of the humanity he desperately seeks, but the Gouji Guy Switchback took advantage of the damage, attacking the neck joint that continued to spark before hitting the Rolling SSP to score the win. Last year's winner didn't even come close to the finals this year. A focus on Camilo and battle damage being major contributing factors.

Kinniku Mike and his strong tits are none to happy about being on the outside looking in of the finale picture, and he took his aggression out on Magnum PT. The bitchin' mullet and mustache of PT couldn't handle the strong tits in this encounter, as a Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb sealed the deal. A rough HFC run for PT, who after the match challenged Mike to rematch at the finale so he could reclaim his 80's bravado. He seemed to indicate that a loss would mean his departure from Havok. Mike seemed overjoyed at the chance to cost PT his spot, and accepted the rematch.

Swift's bad luck run in the HFC ended on a positive note with a big win, but at the cost of the Green Bomber Subculture. The striker who was looking at this HFC as his run back to the main event, was left with a lackluster score after an evaded KO Punch lead to a PONCE and a Blackhammer before the pin. A discouraged Subculture was followed to the back by Nerma, who tried to get a word with him...



Nerma: Subculture! Subculture, can I get a word with you about the loss and your standings in the HFC?

Subculture: What is there to talk about? I lost, when I really needed to win. It's disheartening when you get right down to it. I fought to get myself back to a place where I felt ready to make a run at the top again. This Climax might prove that I'm not there yet.

Anwin: And you know what he's going to do now? Turn tail and run away. What a loser!

Nerma: Anwin?

Anwin: I've been where you are Subbie. I was a Champion for a cup of coffee that no one remembers, and I'm disgusted by the fact that I have never gotten that feeling of victory back. Not even close. I'm a Havok Trios Champion sure, but it's not the Havok World Championship. I don't have the feeling of feeling of victory and I won't care about anyone or anything until I get that feeling back, and I don't care who I have to hurt to do that. You on the other hand, don't have that instinct. You're a loser. You made excuses as to why you couldn't challenge for the title, and now you have another excuse.

Subculture: I don't make excuses. You don't care how you get that feeling of victory back, but I wanted to earn my feeling back. I still will. I'm not running. I'm not giving up. I'm just getting started. I might not have been up to the challenge this time, but I'm only getting better.

Anwin: Oh yeah? Talk is cheap.

Subculture: I agree. How about we prove who wants it more at the Finale Show in Twoson. You and me, one on one.

Anwin: I love it. I'll be the last opponent to beat you before you run off and retire like the excuse making coward that you are. Later loser.

Subculture: ...I'm gonna hit the gym, then I'll go to Twoson to hit Anwin. Better get ready cause I'm going to drop some hurting bombs on Mr. Apathy. That's a feeling you won't like Anwin, I guarantee it.

The next outcome was met with much booing and controversy to be had. Noah Jennings was set to face Firebrand X in the next contest, but this eagerly anticipated encounter was not to be. Firebrand X never made his entrance, leaving a laughing Noah Jennings counting along with the ref, and trying to get the Renegades in the crowd to count too, as the 10 count gave Jennings the 2 more points he needed to solidify his spot as #1 in Block A. A run full of cheap tricks and lucky breaks have given Noah Jennings a chance to shake up Havok forever.

Grind and Kiva gave an all out spectacle in a battle of the lucha styles. Kiva's old school Anahuac lucha libre versus the roller blading lucha style of the 87's Grind. Back and forth holds and counters lead to former World Champion Grind proving his worth against the Anahuac hero and 2-Crown Tag Champion, when a missed Kiva Dive lead to Grind hitting his Sling Blade and the Rolling SSP to score the pin and the win. After the match Kiva raised Grind's hand in respect and endorsed him as a luchador brother.

The Havok World Champion Sal Paradise took on Camilo Ortega in a big match up that would help shape the Finale Show in Twoson. Camilo attacked before the bell and targeted Sal's legs for future take downs with his extensive judo skills. A less manic and more focused Camilo help turn this into a technical affair, but when Sal got the edge and nearly won the match following a Face Turn, the mad man emerged, turning the match into a brawl. Late in the bout a mask less Firebrand X, in his Demonbrand persona, slowly crept down to the ring, chasing off Mr. Gouji in the process. A distracted Ortega didn't learn from his harsh encounter with Tomo-kun, as he turned his back on Sal and ate a Face Turn for his troubles. The Havok World Champion then put Ortega in the Paradise Lock facing Demonbrand. Either refusing to tap or shocked by Demonbrand's approach, Camilo would not submit, and the referee called the match for Sal. Given that he had beated Tomo, who he was tied with in points, this means that the World Champion would make it to the Finale Show, getting a chance to become the first World Champion to the win the Climax.



Main event time, as the tied Block B Renegades "Big Guy" Akinan and "Bad Man" Trevor Mach would determine the first place finisher going into the Finale Show in Twoson. The heat and animosity between the 87's and MadHouse helped fuel this match, turning it into a bloody brawl. Mach came into this one hurt with a swollen up eye, and Akinan targeted it immediately, flooring Mach with the Big Guy Boot to take the advantage. The Big Guy was able to power Mach around the ring, looking like the main eventer that has emerged from this Climax. The monster push was halted as Akinan was tripped up on a lariat attempt and bombed with the Macha Ye, giving Trevor time to roll out of the ring and recover. Akinan recovered first and followed him outside, whipping him into the steps. On the Big Guy Boot attempt, Trevor dodged, forcing Akinan to crash into the steps and injure his killer boot leg. A more back and forth match followed, leading to Trevor hitting yet another Macha Ye, but then showing respect to Akinan's strength by not pinning, but lifting him up for the Burning Machismo. A ring shaking impact lead to the pin attempt. 1-2-3! Trevor Mach survived Akinan's onslaught to win the match and Block B with 12 Points. The structure of the Climax leaves Akinan in 2nd though, meaning he will immediately get a rematch at the Finale Show, and could still reach the finals. Akinan knew that as he went on the attack after the match, picking up Mach for a Big Guy Powerbomb as members of MadHouse blocked the 87's.

Akinan: This ain't no happy ending for the "Bad Man". A happy ending for you, means the story ain't over yet. I'm writing the ending to this one, and it sees me winning the whole damn thing and stepping over your body to get there! You're hurting more than you can possibly hurt me. You're bleeding more than you can possibly make me bleed. I took your Macha Ye. I took your Burning Machismo. You got lucky, but it won't happen again. In Twoson, I embarrass you, and I go on to the finals to win the Havok Fighting Climax. Then, Havok becomes....a MadHouse.



Havok: Chaos TV! Havok Fighting Climax
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. HFC - Block A: Ishihiro Tomo[10] beat Anwin[5] via DQ
2. HFC - Block B: Switchback[5] beat Arremer X[6] via Rolling SSP -> Pin
3. HFC - Block A: Kinniku Mike[7] beat Magnum PT[3] via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
4. HFC - Block B: Swift[4] beat Subculture[5] via POUNCE x Blackhammer -> Pin
5. HFC - Block A:  Noah Jennings[12] beat Firebrand X[7] via Count Out
6. HFC - Block B: Grind[6] beat Kiva[8] via Sling Blade x Rolling SSP -> Pin
7. HFC - Block A: Sal Paradise[10] beat Camilo Ortega[7] via Face Turn x Paradise Lock -> Referee Stoppage
8. HFC - Block B: Trevor Mach[12] beat Akinan[10] via Macha Ye x Burning Machismo -> Pin

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! Sorry about the mix up this weekend, but we're going to make up for that with an incredible Chaos TV! with a big cage match main event! That's right ahead of the Renegade Nation main event, Trevor Mach will defend his Television Championship against one of the four men who will main event with him for the Havok World Championship. The big guy known as Akinan. Two of the Havok Fighting Climax finalists have been engaging in a growing feud, and the back and forth antics may explode before the big event inside this cage. Who will come out on top with the white strap? Find out on a big show that will also see the Havok World Champion open the show along with Grind and Olly Oliver against Anwin, Hex III, and Locura, in an 87's vs. MadHouse show down. Kiva will take on another one of the men who will main event at Renegade Nation. The schemer in purple Noah Jennings. Kinniku Mike will try to avenge his loss to the Segua Heroes when he takes on Til. The dream team FBX and Subculture will take on Camilo Ortega and Switchback. The Lady Renegades will get the semi-main event spot, when Alyssa Flash gets a chance to get her hands on Erica. Don't miss Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Grind/Olly Oliver vs. Anwin/Hexagon III/Locura
2. Singles: Kiva vs. Noah Jennings
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Til
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Subculture vs. Camilo Ortega/Switchback
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Alyssa Flash vs. Erica
6. Havok Television Championship Cage: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Akinan

Hailey Havok: We can also give you an update for the Renegade Nation special. For those of you not paying attention *clears throat* AKINAN AND NOAH JENNINGS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE MAIN EVENT! Also, Subculture will get a rematch against Anwin. This time, it'll be Last Man Standing. The card is far from finished, but that's what we got for you right now, so yeah....that's that. Bye!



Havok: Renegade Nation 2014
Summers Battle Zone, Summers
Havok Battle Network

1. Last Man Standing: Subculture vs. Anwin
2. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Camilo Ortega
3. Lady Renegades Championship: Maxine Justice(c) vs. Tracy
4. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Trevor Mach vs. Akinan vs. Noah Jennings

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Kinniku Mike: What the hell Akinan?!

Akinan: Don't come at me like that Mike. Just back off!

Kinniku Mike: Back off? Look at these strong tits Akinan! They are not happy! Uuuuu! They aren't happy at all! You left me to fend for myself at X-Trios!

Anwin: I left too.

Akinan: Yeah! Anwin left too Mike!

Kinniku Mike: ....I was getting to that, but in the order of backstabbing!

Akinan: I didn't have time for that, because I have more important things to focus on. I'm going to hurt Mach tonight. I'm going to hurt him bad and take that belt. Then, I'm going to win the Havok World Championship. I'm going to rule Havok, and I've done it all without you Mike, yet you seemingly need me to handle your business? The Trios Championships were your idea when you couldn't win the big belt. YOUR IDEA! I'm being to wonder why you are the boss of MadHouse in the first place!

Kinniku Mike: I can handle my own business Akinan, and THAT is why I'm the boss! I crafted these rockin' strong tits on my own! You see this mustache! I got this on my own too!

Anwin: I really wish you'd peel that off.

Kinniku Mike: NEVER! It's my trophy! My prize! My way of showing the world that I beat Magnum PT out of wrestling. Besides....it's kinda stuck. I think it latched itself on. Won't come off.....which is great....cause I don't.....I don't want it to....Uuuuu! It's my mustache now!

Tack Angel: That....is where you're wrong Mike.

Kinniku Mike: The hell? Do my eyes and ears deceive me, because Tack Angel couldn't POSSIBLY be standing up to me right now!

Tack Angel: No Mike, it is in fact me.

Anwin: He knew that dumbass. He was being sarcastic.

Tack Angel: Oh yes....of course. Sorry.

Kinniku Mike: Sorry? SORRY?! You should be apologizing for continuing to run this company into the ground!

Tack Angel: Well Mike....I disagree. See, financial figures and fan interest are at an all-time high and-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuu!!!

Tack Angel: Yes...uuuu. Let's get down to business. Now, I may not be the biggest proponent of 80's bravado, but I respect Magnum PT. He was a good ambassador for us in Edo, a great work horse, and fantastic talent. I don't want to see him getting humiliated on a weekly basis. I would appreciate it, if you would remove the mustache.

Kinniku Mike: And I would appreciate it if you unbanned my jumping piledriver, but you won't do that will you?

Tack Angel: It's just too dangerous!

Kinniku Mike: No, every thing about me is just too dangerous for you. You might as well ban me outright! Uuuuuu!

Tack Angel: I'm not going to do that, but what I'm going to do is furrow my brow and ask you politely YET sternly, if you would please remove the mustache.

Kinniku Mike: NO!

Tack Angel: .....I'm going to ask again, with a little bit more sternness and-

Kinniku Mike: You know what, I'm tired of hearing you jack your jaw. I have been sick and tired of the Angel Administration for too long, and I'm going to do something about it myself. I won't take your job, but I will take your beard!

Tack Angel: ....What?

Anwin: Huh?

Akinan: *sigh* You've got to be kidding me.

Kinniku Mike: At Renegade Nation, I challenge you to a match "boss". It's facial hair versus facial hair. You want this mustache? Come and get it!

Tack Angel: A match? It's been a while since I got in the ring. I'm boss now, so I could technically do that, but is it ethical? What happens if I don't accept?



Old Timey Prospector: They'll say that Tack Angel is the biggest yellow belly in the west!

Tack Angel: .....

Kinniku Mike: .....

Akinan: .....

Anwin: .....

Locura: ......

Hexagon III: .....Que?

Tack Angel: Alright, who let the old timey prospector into the building? Is this someone's dad? No? Security!

Kinniku Mike: Don't change the subject Tack! Are you in?

Tack Angel: .....I'm in.

Kinniku Mike: Good! Finally, I can get my hands on you! Uuuuu! You see that Akinan? Another reason I'm the boss!

Akinan: ....Whatever. While you're wrestling for facial hair, I'm going to go win a championship. Don't come out there tonight either. The rest of MadHouse can watch and learn how a real boss can handle business.

Kinniku Mike: .....

Tack Angel: Uuu?

Kinniku Mike: SHUT UP TACK!



The hype for Renegade Nation is in full swing, and a big main event got even bigger, with the addition of Akinan and Noah Jennings to the Trevor Mach versus Sal Paradise match. The four men will battle for the biggest prize in wrestling, but for now Trevor Mach and Akinan will go toe to toe once again, but this time inside the steel cage for the Television Championship.

The show kicked off in a big way, as the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise lead Grind and Olly of the 87's against Anwin, Hex III, and Locura of MadHouse. The mad monsters of Anahuac and Mr. Apathy teased DQs in this brawl, going over the line to put a hurting on the 87's, but the champion's team rallied back, as Grind hit the Sling Blade on Hex III as Olly hit the Olly Oop on Locura. Sal took Anwin to the outside as Grind hit the Rolling SSP on Locura to score the pinfall. Exciting opener, with a good showcase win for Grind.

Noah Jennings battled the Anahuac hero Kiva in one-on-one action. The two scored big during the Havok Fighting Climax, and while the Havok World Tag Team Champion was able to out maneuver Noah in the early goings, the purple schemer took control with his dirty tactics, using a dirty rope pulling pin to get the win after a missed Kiva Dive was used as a set up for the Stock Market Crash.



Swift: .....

Larmore: .....Sup.

Swift: *nod* Long time.

Larmore: Yep.

Swift: Seen you around. You been thinking bout coming back?

Larmore: Been busy.

Swift: Busy?

Larmore: Drinking....fighting....shit.

Swift: Shit. >:C

Larmore: What are you doing back?

Swift: I'm still trying to figure that one out. Came back for a reason, but that's all been done.

Larmore: Ah.

Swift: Yeah.

Larmore: So now what?

Swift: ....Tag team?

Larmore: ....*nod*

Swift: ....*nod*

Kinniku Mike was looking to get revenge on the Segua Heroes for winning the Havok Trios Championships. The first target was the young Til, who would have to step up in a David and Goliath scenario. If you're a fan of big guys you're in the luck, because Goliath would win this time around, catching Til in the middle of a propelled splash and hit the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb to score the quick pin.

The dream team of Firebrand X and Subculture were looking forward to getting their hands on Camilo Ortega and Switchback in tag action next, however...



Camilo Ortega: The future is bright for me Firebrand. It's so bright. It's mine to hold in my hands. I've seen the future. I've seen what becomes of the two of you. You both had careers, good ones even, by YOUR standards. That changes in my future. In my future, you have no future. Your careers die. Firebrand, I can't do to you what I did to Arrmer X, so I'll have to make your losses more humiliating, your defeats more costly, and your pain more agonizing. Subculture, I won't even need to waste my time with you. I'm sure my dear Grandmother said something about beating a dead horse once upon a time. She always said the smarted things. I will walk my path, and that path doesn't involve me wasting time with you tonight, so in place of me, you get Dogma and Poison Jam. Don't like it? You COULD always run? Hahaha!

Firebrand X and Subculture stood their ground against 3 of the 4 Gouji Guys, in what turned into a Handicap Match. A very strong styled match up with Firebrand and Subbie looking to prove they can take anything dished out at them, as they head for redemption at Renegade Nation. The numbers game and last week's gauntlet were taking their toll though, Subbie found himself overwhelmed and floored with a Shark Strike Lariat from Dogma Mask as Firebrand was held back long enough for the pin. The Gouji Guys won, but Firebrand and Subbie fought on after the match and evicted them from the ring, standing tall, promising not to give up in their respective redemption roads.

The semi-main event was supposed to be a Lady Renegades showcase between Erica and Alyssa Flash, however...



Lady M's: Oh! Didn't see that coming did you "Head Bitch"?

Alyssa Flash: Dammit M's, I was going to humiliate her ass in the ring. Still funny though.

Lady M's: You of all people need to know how sick I am of the blind sided run ins.

Alyssa Flash: I turned it into an art form with you I think.

Lady M's: Yeah yeah yeah! "Hahaha"! Don't remind me! Erica got the drop on me, and now turn about is fair play. If anyone is getting a match with Erica, it'll be me, and it'll be at Renegade Nation.

Alyssa Flash: Meh. I'm not complaining. Can I have her hat though?

Lady M's: Knock yourself out.

Fem C: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Lady M's: Here we go.

Alyssa Flash: Back off kid! When I feel like making a name out of you I will.

Fem C: I'll make a name for myself thank you very much! I'm on the express train to my dreams, and I won't let you slow me down!

Alyssa Flash: Your train is getting derailed....."whoever you are".

Fem C: My name is FEM C!

Lady M's: We don't care!

Alyssa Flash: You make sure you tell Erica all about this when she comes to alright? Thanks a bunch...."you".

Fem C: ARG! I'M FEM C!

Alyssa Flash: Yeah yeah, whatever you say! Nice dye job so and so.

It was now main event time, as Trevor Mach would put the TV title on the line against Akinan in the steel cage ahead of the big Renegade Nation main event. The two rivals came out with respective groups backing them up, with Mike absent from the MadHouse contingent. A heated, hard hitting match up followed, with full use of the cage leading to blood early on. Mach was still working with a bad eye, not giving it the time needed to recover, leading to Akinan hitting large shots to Mach's right side. Mach on the other hand had a good strategy, kicking away at Akinan's legs to cut the big man down, but then trapping him the clinch whenever he tried to get back up, leading to Mach nailing him in the face with knee after knee. Akinan was only able to regain control after a sick show of strength when he whipped Mach so hard into the cage that he flipped upside down and landed on his head with a sickening thud. Mach staggered to his feet as Akinan rushed him with a lariat, leading to a Cross Armbreaker from Mach on the evasion, and a near submittion, but Akinan powered out of it again. Mach tried to hit the Macha Ye, but Akinan powered up and speared him into the cage, before dead lifting him up for an Elevated Big Guy Powerbomb and the pin attempt. 1-2-3! Akinan continues his incredible rise with a dominant win over Trevor Mach in the cage, winning the Havok Television Championship for the 1st time. MadHouse regains gold to close the show.



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Grind[o]/Olly Oliver beat Anwin/Hexagon III/Locura[x] via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Kiva via Stock Market Crash -> Pin
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Til via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
4. Handicap Tag: Switchback/Dogma Mask[o]/Poison Jam beat Firebrand X/Subculture[x] via Shark Strike Lariat -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Alyssa Flash vs. Erica
6. Havok Television Championship Cage: Akinan beat Trevor Mach(c) via Elevated Big Guy Powerbomb -> Pin -> 6th Generation Havok Television Champion!

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Hater: NYAH! Hater here, with the upcoming lineup for the weekend. We start with X-Trios, which is apparently struggling with its own concept, as we only get one Trios match, featuring the Anahuac Heroes taking on Team Spot Monkey. Olly and Cherub will team in non-title tag action against the #EVER #HashTag Champions Rnk and LG Rod. The main event will see Kinniku Mike target the 2nd of the 3 Segua All-Stars he's going after, the fighting freak Knux. Will Mr. Knuckleman prevail where Til couldn't? I dunno, I'm not good at guessing things. Maybe?

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Non-Title Tag: Olly Oliver/Cherub Kid vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
2. Trios: Los Tiburon/Hercules/El Mago vs. Indie Guy/Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Knux

Hater: Gear will headline the next #EVER, as the blue speedster and 1/3rd of the Havok Trios Champions will call out the shadowy figure that's been stalking him for weeks. We'll also see the #EVER ace Degrees wrestle out of his Flash suit with Jeff Andonuts against the new #1 Contender Kyo and his buddy Flying Man. Hailey Havok will try to handle the Mess Empire this week, while Jamie OD take on That Guy, and Jelly Jiggler takes on Tomo-kun. Don't miss this #EVER. Why? Well I'm sure someone would appreciate if you caught it. Just saying.

#EVER!: 27 Gear's Challenge
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Jelly Jiggler vs. Ishihiro Tomo
2. Singles: Jamie OD vs. That Guy
3. Flash Havok vs. Mess: Hailey Havok vs. ?
4. Tag: Degrees/Jeff Andonuts vs. Kyo/Flying Man
5. Singles: Gear vs. ?

Hater: Don't forget in a little more than a week, we'll be traveling to Summers for Renegade Nation 2014! The updated card can be seen below. Seriously, don't miss that one. If you HAVE to miss one, I think I could let #EVER go, but don't miss THIS show. Please? Nyah.

Havok: Renegade Nation 2014
Summers Battle Zone, Summers
Havok Battle Network

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's vs. Erica
2. Mustache vs. Beard: Tack Angel vs. Kinniku Mike
3. Last Man Standing: Subculture vs. Anwin
4. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Camilo Ortega
5. Lady Renegades Championship: Maxine Justice(c) vs. Tracy
6. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Trevor Mach vs. Akinan vs. Noah Jennings

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X-Trios this week saw Kinniku Mike's continued campaign against the Segua Heroes, while Team Spot Monkey tried in vain to get a win over the Luchadors of Anahuac, but perhaps that part is a spoiler.

The opening match saw a fantastic non-title tag between the #EVER #HashTag Champions of the Heel Besties and Olly Oliver and Cherub Kid of the 87's. Olly has taken Cherub under his win pun intended, and has been educating him on the finer points of wrestling and retro gaming as of late. Cherub's up and down career seems to be on track for another up, as he scored the big upset pin on RnK, hitting the Cherub's Flight after Olly landed the Olly Oop! A future title match may have just been made.

I already spoiled the second match. Sorry. The newcomer Hercules continues to impress with a Muscle Buster victory on Indie Guy. Yeah, wasn't really a surprise though. Now if I said that Kinniku Mike beat Knux in the next match THAT would be a real-SHIT!

Havok: X-Trios
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Non-Title Tag: Olly Oliver/Cherub Kid[o] beat Randy no Kachi[x]/LG Rod via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
2. Trios: Los Tiburon/Hercules[o]/El Mago beat Indie Guy[x]/Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick via Muscle Buster -> Pin
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Knux via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin



For about as much as I ruined X-Trios, let's just say #EVER! ruined itself this week, with more than half the matches not really ending. Some of them never even really happened. What the hell is happening to the weekend block? I mean SOME of it is pretty good, but come on. Consistency maybe? Just a thought.

The first two matches were top notch, with Ishihiro Tomo winning a hard fought battle with the gelatinous show off Jelly Jiggler, using the Brainbuster on the jello mold to score the pin.

Jamie OD was quite pissed that he's still not in the title picture, and took it out on That Guy. Despite That Guys wide arsenal of moves and maneuvers like.......and........Jamie OD still managed to get the win after the signature Penalty Kick. That guy kicks a lot of people in the face. Just saying.

Hailey Havok was set to take on the next challenging invader from the Mess Empire, but no one ever showed up. Flash Yellow mouthed off to Mess, demanding her foe, but the invaders never appeared. Apparently, they were more interested in the next match.

#EVER! Open Champion Degrees teamed with Jeff Andonuts against Kyo and Flying Man ahead of a future title match between Degrees and Kyo. The match was going on like usual until the Mess Empire finally appeared. The evil leader of Mess Deus even made a rare appearance, as Doctor Bill Sanchez and the Zolors filled the area. Kyo tried to befriend Bill, but the sinister Doctor trapped him in some kind of beam.



Doctor Bill Sanchez: HAHA! Sorry to show up late, but we had bigger plans this week. We WERE going to send you another experiment, but we have learned quite a bit about humanity in the last few weeks, and we've done research on your "wrestling promotion". We found a monster, waiting to become our ultimate experiment!

Degrees: MESS! You let Kyo go!

Kyo: HELP ME FRIENDS!

Flying Man: KYO!

Doctor Bill Sanchez: AHAHAHA! When next we meet, the monster will be unleashed, and MESS will have the means of wiping out humanity! AHAHAHAHA!

Kyo was taken away, leaving Flash Havok and Flying Man uncertain of what to do next...

The main event was GOING to feature Gear challenging his bizarre shadowy doppelganger, however...



Kinniku Mike: And that makes three! Kinniku Mike and his Strong Tits can take on the Segua Heroes his self! Uuuuu!

?: Well done.

Kinniku Mike: Who the hell are you?

?: The genuine article. I was going to have to deal with this clown myself, but you saved me time. Heh....don't worry Gear.....your time will come.

#EVER!: 27 Gear's Challenge
Across the street from the Danger Zone, so the NOT so Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Ishihiro Tomo beat Jelly Jiggler via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Singles: Jamie OD beat That Guy via Penalty Kick -> Pin
3. Flash Havok vs. Mess: Hailey Havok vs. ?
4. Tag: Degrees/Jeff Andonuts vs. Kyo/Flying Man No Contest
5. Singles: Gear vs. ?

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with some big announcements concerning this week and the lead up to Renegade Nation 2014. The card has been finalized, with 3 more matches being added, and two of those matches are title matches. First though, we got a big announcement from the boss Tack Angel, as he addressed recent controversies, including the recent decline in the weekend action block. Let's show you the footage.



Tack Angel: Hello, I'm Tack Angel, the Boss of Havok on a Permanent Basis. I'm making this announcement to address some problems that have come up as of late. First of all, I'm sure you're all aware that I have been overcome by something of a "yarn problem". I want to assure everyone that I'm working on it, and doing my best to moderate the problem and-what's that Steve? I have yarn sticking out of my jacket right now? Well.....it's a slow process Steve! One step at a time. I also want to address my upcoming match with Kinniku Mike. Yes, I am stepping back into the ring, but I want to make it clear that this down mean I am biased in my job one way or the other. I am trying to get something from Mike, and I am playing it his way to get it. Now, that also means that he has to play by my rules as well, and I think before we lock up at Renegade Nation, the two of us should meet face to face in the ring for a special challenge of mine. Mike, I really hope you accept. I think what I have up my sleeve could be really fun. Now moving onto the main topic of this announcement. Recently #EVER and X-Trios have seen a drop in quality. Many claim the drop is quality and order come from a lack of management and oversight. SOME PEOPLE are claiming that it's because I had to give the TaskForce iron clan contracts and because of that I don't care anymore. That's....that's just NOT true alright? Making accusations that....that is just rude OK? Geez! It's been a hectic few months, but now that I am Boss on a Permanent Basis, I think it's time to get things in order, and regroup. X-Trios and #EVER will be merging to create an all new #EVER experience. Your favorites will still be around, and Flash Havok will still be trying to defend the planet in the name of justice, but it's going to be more focused. The Trios matches of X-Trios will be found on #EVER now as well, since we seemed to have such a hard time scraping together Trios matches every week. Watch now we'll suddenly find a reason to book PLENTY of Trios matches! X-Trios and #EVER were already going to go on a break this week, as the upcoming special event takes their place as usual, but this time X-Trios won't be coming back, and next week, we'll start fresh with a new #EVER experience. I'm finally going to get them a building for starters. We're also going to merge titles, the #HashTag Championship and Havok Trios Championships, with the Trios Championships surviving the merge. We're doing this for a couple of reasons. I'm lousy at title management for one, and because this way it will make the Renegades and #Hashtaggers form Trios teams to mix things up. You want tag gold? That's what the Havok Tag Team Championship is for. We were using #HashTag belts to symbolize the up and coming teams, but now if you show promise you can move up to the main show and challenge the champs. Variety, I think, is the key to making a better #EVER, which is why I REALLY want to do more Tack Angel Original matches. Everyone seems to keep saying no to that idea...but....but I really like it.....so I'm gonna. Next week, #EVER returns fresh, but for now, please get excited and adjust your levels of hype to adequate levels because this week is going to be huge with Renegade Nation on the way. Now if you'll excuse me....I have some knitting to do. I mean...I have some knitting to do. I have some knitting to- DANG IT!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Los Tiburon vs. Hexagon III
2. Singles: Kiva vs. Locura
3. Tack Angel Challenge: Tack Angel vs. Kinniku Mike
4. Singles: Switchback vs. Dogma Mask
5. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Anwin
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Alyssa Flash vs. Fem C
7. Tag: Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach vs. Akinan/Noah Jennings

Havok: Renegade Nation 2014
Summers Battle Zone, Summers
Havok Battle Network

1. #EVER #HashTag Championship: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c) vs. Christophe/Vance
2. 6-Man Tag: Grind/Ishihiro Tomo/Olly Oliver vs. Switchback/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's vs. Erica
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kiva/Los Tiburon vs. Hexagon III/Locura
5. Mustache vs. Beard: Tack Angel vs. Kinniku Mike
6. Last Man Standing: Subculture vs. Anwin
7. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Camilo Ortega
8. Lady Renegades Championship: Maxine Justice(c) vs. Tracy
9. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Trevor Mach vs. Akinan vs. Noah Jennings

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Trevor Mach: Yo! Renegades! Get hype, cause the 87's are looking to brodown and have a showdown tonight!

Sal Paradise: We're not just here to open the show and talk trash, the 87's are looking to keep things unpredictable, namely for Akinan and Noah Jennings. We know we've got the main event, but the Havok World Champion's got a little pull, and I say why wait? I say we do this right here and now.

Trevor Mach: Hey Akinan, this ain't over between us. Not by damn sight brah! So you got the Television Title, but that World Championship is staying 87's property dude. I'm not going to make any excuses, you beat me in that cage, but you beat a guy with OCD, and no regard for his well being! I got to get that win back bro! I GOT to get that win back! I'm coming at you like natural disaster, so why not start right here and right now! Come out here, and let's start this show off with a beating!

Sal Paradise: Noah Jennings likes to claim that he beat the World Champion. I'm not sweating that. He can claim it all he wants. Let's see if he really can right here and now in the Danger Zone! Come on out Noah. Let's do this!



Akinan: Hey 87's, I don't think so! I don't recall you being able to tell me to do anything! I'll fight when I want to fight, and I don't really feel like it right now. I got my title shot at Renegade Nation, and I've got the Television Championship. I'm going to make history and hold both titles at the same time. This is my time, and I'll spend it how I please and when I please. Our match is the main event, and I'm going to be in that right during the main event, but no earlier. Deal with it!

Noah Jennings: Well that's shame, I wanted to get this out of the way that much sooner, but I can wait if you can. Just tell me we'll have some of your MadHouse backup during the match.

Akinan: What? What are you doing here? I don't need Kinniku Mike, and I don't need you. I'd rather do this alone if I could, but no, it's just the two of us.

Noah Jennings: Shame for you. I have no reason to team with you. The big win is Renegade Nation. For all you know, I could turn on you. One less problem to deal with.

Akinan: You do and you won't make it to Renegade Nation.

Noah Jennings: Do you know who I am? I'm a former World Champion. Everyone seems to forget that. I'm a war survivor. People tend to forget that too. That's fine, it's that forgetfulness that serves me best. You're all focused on each other. That's just the way I want it. Don't you ever underestimate me Akinan, cause that's when I'll get you.



Chaos TV! got off to a hot start with a big tease for the main event, that will feature the four Renegades who will battle for the Havok World Championship at Renegade Nation. That was just the first part of a big go home show edition of Chaos TV! You don't actually have to go home though. If you're watching this somewhere else and that's comfortable, that's cool. "Go home" is just a phrase we use to-you know what never mind. CHAOS TV!

The Anahuac heroes opened the show in singles matches against the Mad Luchadors of MadHouse. Tibruon, the crazed grappling machine revealed a new submission the El Pulpo Sharpshooter to subdue the villainous Hex III and force a Referee Stoppage.

Kiva also came out with a big win, ahead of the Havok World Tag Team Championship match at Renegade Nation. Locura had Kiva strung up on the middle rope and tried coming off the top rope with a leg drop, but Kiva escaped and hopped off the top rope to hit a Kiva Dive on the downed Locura to score the win.

After the first two matches, the screen turned to static and music started to play...

Play this with the promo: LL_U5GSUBpw



?: ....What is life? *static* What is death? Pointless concepts, *static* when you can reach beyond. Expand your mind. Defy authority. Don't believe *bzzt* what you're told. Do what you *static* want. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Maim. You feel bad because *static* you're told to. Guilt is imposed on you. *static* Unchain.....your inner monster. Fight *bzz* for what you want. *static* Hurt for what you want. Take it.....TAKE IT! This won't be a revolution. This is NOT about evolution. This is devolution. We're the mirror, we'll show you what you really are. Disregard your lives. Don't fear. Become....*static*.....Undeth. See you soon.

So yeah, that was kind of weird, but not nearly as weird as what came next. Tack Angel, the Boss of Havok on a permanent basis would be stepping back into the ring to face Kinniku Mike at Renegade Nation, but first, he had other plans. Before the two would battle for facial hair supremacy, Tack Angel had a special challenge for Mr. Strong Tits.



Tack Angel: Alright guys, get comfortable, because this is going to be good. I'm so excited! I got you guys these special seats just for this, but trust me, you'll only need the edge.

Trevor Mach: Tack, I got the main event to prepare for, so this better be good.

Tack Angel: I didn't invite you for this! Plus, what is there to get ready for? I know you. You don't stretch. You drink soda and play the Havok game on Vita.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, and I have to borrow Grind's Vita cause I don't have one yet, so my time is limited before he wants it back! Can we get going here!?

Subculture: Relax Mach, remember Wrestlevania? It's never dull with Tack Angel, and I'll have my camera phone ready for this one.

Tack Angel: I still have puncture wounds from Wrestlevania. It makes Amy....displeased.

Swift: >:C What the hell am I even doing here? Why do you need us here to see this?

Tack Angel: You'll understand. It's all apart of my #masterplan. Mike will NEVER see it coming

Grind: Heya Trev, you done with my Vita yet?

Trevor Mach: You see Tack! Hurry up!

Tack Angel: Alright fine, I just need to run down to the ring really fast. See ya! This is going to be great!

Swift: ....Anyone see the hotdog guy?

Grind: I don't think he's going to come all the way up here.

Swift: DAMN! >:C

Tack Angel: *huff puff* I-I'm here!

Kinniku Mike: About damn time! My strong tits were getting impatient! You have the nerve to challenge me and show up late!?

Tack Angel: I just *huff puff* *huff puff* I just didn't realize how big this place really was. I-I'm ready though, for my special challenge. The question is....are you?

Kinniku Mike: I'm ready for whatever garbage match you've cooked up Angel. You can't beat me, no matter the stipulation, so let's just get this Uuuuu-ver with.

Tack Angel: "Uver with" I see...I see what you did there Mike. That's a good one. I like that. NOW! IT'S TIME FOR THE REAL MAIN EVENT OF THE NIGHT! This is something I've wanted to introduce to Havok since the beginning, but because I was only filling in at the time I thought it might not be the best idea. NOW, IT'S TIME! I CHALLENGE YOU KINNIKU MIKE....TO A GAME OF.....BATTLE SPIRITS!

Kinniku Mike: What? Battle what now?

Trevor Mach: *in the cheap seats* =xx-small%NOOOOOOOOO!



Tack Angel: To those watching at home, make sure you're in a well lit room and you're not sitting too close to the screen.

Kinniku Mike: What the hell is this shit Tack?!

Tack Angel: Language Mike! If I have to fight you in your world, you're going to fight me in mine. Pick a colored deck and grab some core pieces. We're going to play Battle Spirits, a popular card game from Edo, that has spawned multiple spinoffs in anime and manga PLUS-

Kinniku Mike: Enough! This is stupid! You think you're going to play mind games with me!? I'll play your damn game! I guess I'll go with the Red Deck.

Tack Angel: Haha! Perfect, for I have perfected my game plan for dealing with Red Decks. I will use my legendary Blue Deck! Excuse me for a second. *huff puff* *huff puff*

Kinniku Mike: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!



Tack Angel: *huff puff* Hey guys, exciting right!? Swift, read this card please?

Swift: >:C

Tack Angel: Right. Grind, read this card please?

Grind: *reading card* "Oh wow, he's using the Legendary Blue Deck that he's used to defeat countless opponents. I hear that with that deck, he can better force a deck out scenario, where his opponent will run out of cards and lose by default." Did I do that right?

Trevor Mach: Stop, just stop. I know what he's doing here. He made us THOSE GUYS!

Subculture: What guys?

Grind: Oh wait, I know what he's talking about! We're the guys in anime that stand around and exposit about the card game, saying out loud what every character already knows, for the purposes of informing the viewing audience what's going on.

Trevor Mach: Tack, you son of a bitch!

Tack Angel: Again, I didn't invite you, and it was for this very reason! Everyone else is on board, so it's time for Battlspi! *huff puff*

Subculture: Time for what? Oh wait, he's coming back.

Tack Angel: Battlspi is short for Battle Spirits.

Trevor Mach: Oh, is that what the bros in the know call it? Get the hell out of here!

Tack Angel:" *huff puff* Sorry about that Mike, I had to do a thing.

Kinniku Mike: I can't wait to crush you at Renegade Nation.

Tack Angel: And I can't wait for hot blooded card playing competition with my rival! GATE OPEN! Release!

Kinniku Mike: ......

Tack Angel: Alright, I'm going to start with my Rock Golem! If you want to avoid taking damage, you had better do something smart, cause I'm sizing up for an attack. I'll go easy on you THIS TURN THOUGH. Turn End!

Kinniku Mike: .....I'll play this red card.

Tack Angel: Fizard huh? *snicker snicker*

Kinniku Mike: What?!

Tack Angel: Nothing! It's not like...you're falling into a trap or anything!

Kinniku Mike: This is stupid!

Tack Angel: ......

Kinniku Mike: What?! What are you looking at me for? It's your turn!

Tack Angel: ....You uh...you going to place any cores?

Kinniku Mike: NO!

Tack Angel: *snicker snicker*

Kinniku Mike: WHAT NOW?!

Tack Angel: You have to say Turn End if you want t-

Kinniku Mike: TURN END!

Tack Angel: Hang on a second, I'll be right back! *huff puff* *huff puff*

Kinniku Mike: AHHHHHH!!!! DAMN YOU TACK ANGEL!



Tack Angel: *huff puff* YOU GUYS! *huff puff* YOU GUYS!

Subculture: You uh....you alright Tack?

Trevor Mach: He skipped cardio day to play card games.

Tack Angel: I'm fine! I'm fine! I am Oooooook!

Grind: Your nose is bleeding.

Tack Angel: It's from all the fun I'm having! SUBBIE!

Subculture: Y...Yeah?

Tack Angel: READ THIS PLEASE?!

Subculture: Ummm......*reading card* "Oh wow, Mike isn't putting up much a resistance. Tack won't even have to use his deck out technique, as Mike is wide open to attack, unless this is some kind of mad strategy."

Swift: Looks like that fool got a new strategy. He's leaving.

Trevor Mach: Gutsy move, let's see how it plays out for him.

Tack Angel: What?! WAIT! MIKE DON'T GO! MIKE!

So that happened. We came back from commercial for a big match up between Subculture and Dogma Mask. Subbie is trying to redeem himself after a subpar HFC, and the road gets longer with every loss, but tonight Subculture did get a measure of progression on that road by ducking and weaving from the attacks of the Gouji Guy and introduced a new finisher, a Cross Counter Culture that drew Dogma in for the kill and the pin.

Firebrand X was on a path of his own, trying to get to Camilo Ortega. Tonight he would be faced with Subculture's Renegade Nation opponent Anwin, but Anwin wasn't alone, and no, it wasn't MadHouse backing him up.



Camilo Ortega gloated and taunted at Firebrand X, as Anwin took advantage of the distractions early on. FBX came back in dominating fashion, and looked to turn things around in a sequence that saw Camilo knocked off the side of the ring as Anwin was dropped with the Crash Fire Buster. Camilo rushed back into the ring and attacked on the pin attempt, leading to the DQ win. Camilo and Anwin put the beating on Firebrand X until Subculture made the save. Heated grudges that would hopefully be settled at Renegade Nation.

Alyssa Flash and Fem C would go toe to toe in a Lady Renegades singles bout that served as a preview of things to come at Renegade Nation. Fem C, the would be heroine has a new attitude and new friends, as #1 Contender Tracy and Erica circled the ring to try and help their new BFF. Flash, the grizzled veteran was still in firm control until Erica hit her in the back with a chair, leading to Fem C landing the Standing Tornado DDT and getting the big upset win. The upset Flash took Fem C to the mat and let the fists fly as Tracy and Erica rushed the ring to assist in pummeling Flash. Lady M's rushed from out of the crowd with barbed wire bat in hand to chase off Tracy, and batter Erica right out of the ring. Fem C had the chair in hand, looking to bash M's, but suddenly Mura appeared out of the crowd and looking to be standing with M's and Flash, as she tried to mist Fem C, but ended up hitting the ref instead. Flash grabbed the chair and chased Fem C away as Tracy's team ran in retreat. The Lady Renegades Champion Maxine Justice looked on with her own allies, witnessing the carnage that she'll face head on as the champ, but will her reign last beyond Renegade Nation?



Main event time would see the 87's Havok World Champion Sal Paradise and Trevor Mach take on the new Havok Television Champion Akinan and Noah Jennings. Heated main event with many questions swirling as to who will walk out of Renegade Nation as the Champion. Noah Jennings teased turning on Akinan a lot during the match, keeping the big guy on his toes, but the turn never came, as Noah utilized Akinan to subdue the World Champion whenever he made a play for him. Mach and Akinan picked up from their encounter last week, as Mach let the fists and knees fly, landing Akinan on his backside, but the Macha Ye was blocked yet again, with Akinan nearly flooring him with the lariat. However, Mach showed the he was learning from previous confrontations, as he again caught the arm and trapped Akinan in the Cross Armbreaker. Noah gloated a little, letting Mach twist the arm for a while before finally breaking it up, just to show that Noah is always in business for himself. The 87's were looking good, but Noah ended up being a good partner for Akinan, as he freed him from a Face Turn attempt from Sal, taking his knees out and opening him up for the Big Guy Boot and the 1-2-3 before Trevor could make the save. Akinan again shows dominance with a win, this time, the Havok World Champion. Will the Big Guy make history at Renegade Nation? Will Sal comeback from the loss to retain and solidify his spot as the ace of Havok? Will Noah Jennings make good on his plotting and planning to finally win the big one once again? Will the Bad Man come back from losing the Havok Television Championship and parlay his HFC victory into World Championship gold? Find out next time, same Havok Time, same Havok Channel!



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Los Tiburon beat Hexagon III via El Pulpo Sharpshooter -> Referee Stoppage
2. Singles: Kiva beat Locura via Kiva Dive -> Pin
3. Tack Angel's Battle Spirits Challenge: Tack Angel beat Kinniku Mike via Forfeit
4. Singles: Subculture beat Dogma Mask via Cross Counter Culture -> Pin
5. Singles: Firebrand X beat Anwin via DQ
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Fem C beat Alyssa Flash via Standing Tornado DDT -> Pin
7. Tag: Akinan[o]/Noah Jennings beat Sal Paradise[x]/Trevor Mach via Big Guy Boot -> Pin

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here, and it's an exciting time to be a Havok fan. Some huge changes are right around the corner apparently, with some of those changes happening this weekend with the relaunch of #EVER and the big Renegade Revengeance event! I've heard talk about a brand new face lift for Chaos TV!, and that's due because the Renegades have short attention spans, so a new set and logos keeps it fresh and keeps attention. It's like jingling car keys in front of a baby. Going back to #EVER though, it's going to be a big return show with X-Trios being merged into it, so expect that Anahuac flavor. Better bring some pepto, it could get spicy. We'll also see the #HashTag Champions bring in Mr. Dangerous as they attempt to unify the titles with the Trios titles, because that makes sense to someone I'm sure. Eagleland's sweetheart Lauren Powers will also debut against Tamera Tambler. A welcome addition to the roster if I say so myself. The main event will see Degrees defend against Kyo, but the big mystery is if Kyo will even show up. Last we saw, Mess had taken him, so we'll have to wait and see. Now, Tack promised a brand new #EVER with new looks and logos. We got the new logo already, but apparently, finding a new location was more difficult. He found one though....and it's....it's....you just need to see this for yourself. Tell me if makes sense to you.



Tack Angel: Whoa. What's....what's going on here? Is this what Fourside looks like at night? I wouldn't know. My bedtime is 8:30, of course it can sometimes be 8:45 if I'm caught up in some light reading and-

?: Man...no....no man.....Moonside is here.

Tack Angel: Moonside?

?: M-O-O-N-S-I-D-E.

Tack Angel: That's....that's indeed how you spell that. How did I end up here? Last thing I remember was going to the cafe, cause they serve the best darn cup of coffee, with an apple pie to die for. Next thing I know....I'm here.

?: Here is where you are.

Tack Angel: Yes....that's a true statement. I was looking for a venue for-

?: Look. Look. Look.

Tack Angel: Huh? Hey, isn't that the cafe I was just in? I wonder if I go back the way I came if....

Play This ------> vKBRyNNW3u0



Tack Angel: This....isn't the.....now where am I, and where is this sweet smooth jazz coming from? Hello? Anybody?



Tack Angel: A stool? Amy told me never to sit on suspicious stools. Now that I think about it, I can't remember the context but-







Tack Angel: ...O-oh h-hello! Hello? Can you help me find my way out of here?

?: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDKt8oJUwp

Tack Angel: Pardon? Wait...on second thought....never mind. I'll....I'll just find my way out of here on my own.



Tack Angel: Man, that was weird. I need to get out of-







Tack Angel: E-Excuse me? Can you help m-

?: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aumP4qhQsl

Tack Angel: What?

?: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aumP4qhQsl

Tack Angel: The Power will go out? Well then....I better RUUUUUN!



Tack Angel: Dude! What the heck and a half was that?! That place was weird! Though...I've got to say...quite spacious given the size.

?: Cheap.....rent.....

Tack Angel: Really? You don't say....interesting.

#EVER: 28 ReBegingeance
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Los Tiburon/El Mago/Hercules vs. Anwin/Hexagon III/Locura
2. Flash Havok vs. Mess 8-Person Tag: Hailey Havok/Little M's/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Zolor #1/Zolor #2/Zolor #3/Zolor Frank from Accounting
3. #EVER #HashTag vs. Havok Trios Unification: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous vs. Gear(c)/Knux(c)/Til(c)
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Tamera Tambler vs. Lauren Powers[Debut]
5. 2/3 Falls: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Jamie OD
6. #EVER Open Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Kyo

-



#EVER has reached its 28th show! I'm surprised we haven't gotten sick of it either! Instead of waiting for a nice solid number like 30 to do a big relaunch, Tack swerved everyone, with #28 being both the relaunch AND the lead in to the big Renegade Revengeance event! The #EVER brand and all the #Hashtaggers were moved to a brand new location, and we're still having trouble figuring out where that new location is. A mysterious red room situated in a cafe in Moonside? Where IS Moonside, and what is this I hear about the damn fine coffee and pie? The show began with....well...good news!



Good News Gary: I'm delighted to say that I've got good news! We're here at the new #EVERland arena! I'm not sure HOW we're here, or how you all managed to make it here, but I guess if you love wrestling enough, you'll find a way. I'm also glad to announce that not only will I be the NEW #EVER correspondent, but tonight I will in charge of the show!

Tack Angel: Yeah, that's the problem when the Boss books himself into a match. I got to find my way to Saturn City. I got a thing, so see you guys later. Try the pie, it's to die for.

Good News Gary: Well, now that that's out of the way, I want to introduce our newest acquisition. The talented young new Lady Renegade Lauren Powers!

Lauren Powers: Thanks! It's great to be here!

Good News Gary: We've all been looking forward to your arrival and-

Tamera Tambler: Hold it! Gary, you misogynistic cis scum!

Good News Gary: I didn't even do anything!

Tamera Tambler: You're sexualizing me as we speak! Thought crime! Thought crime!

Lauren Powers: Can we help you?

Tamera Tambler: You can get the hell out of #EVER! This place belongs to me and social justice warriors like me! You come in expecting to just wrestle? We only accept advocates of change in #EVER.

Good News Gary: That's not true at all.

Tamera Tambler: Everyone is giving you attention they should be giving to me and my causes!

Lauren Powers: My cause is to wrestle first and foremost.

Tamera Tambler: And that's the problem. I came into wrestling to hijack a hobby and take it away from the sexist pigs and dumb bitches who don't realize they are being used! I don't even like wrestling! Then, you come in and they book us in a match. No one is talking about me! No one is talking about my causes!

Lauren Powers: They watch wrestling to watch wrestling. Imagine that!

Tamera Tambler: You're going down tonight! Make no mistake! I will end you!

Good News Gary: Well, that will certainly be exciting, but let's move on to discuss the main event. Our champion Degrees is standing here hoping to-

Degrees: I'll handle this Gary. I am the champion, and I'm proud that I was able to do this on my own, without the Flash powers. It proved to me that I had grown as an athlete, and become more than just a Doctor of Medicine. However, my top priority is with Flash Havok, and dealing with Mess. Mess has the #1 Contender, the opponent I'm supposed to face tonight. I'm more concerned about Kyo the person, than Kyo my opponent. That's why I want Mess to hand Kyo over right now.

Doctor Bill Sanchez: AHAHAHAHAHA! IT IS I BILL SANCHEZ, THE EVIL DOCTOR OF MESS! You "care" about you opponent? Weakness! That is the weakness of humanity, and that is something I counted on! It took some time, but we have figured humanity out! No more joke monsters, for I have used my knowledge and evil science to create the perfect killing machine! I have to thank your precious friend for that! Don't worry, Kyo will be returned to you. That being said, I would be ready for your match tonight. It's sure to be "Messy".

The opening match saw Trios integrated into the #EVER brand, with Anwin leading the Tag Team Champion Mad Luchas against the Anahuac Heroes. Trios matches mean little to no rules, tags, or reasoning. This played out well for Anwin, as he jumped into the ring without tagging and slammed El Mago with the Based Bomber to score the pin. After the match he pointed out that he was working double duty tonight, putting his pay day on the line against Subculture, in order to win his prized gloves, that belonged to Little Mac. Before leaving for Saturn City, he stated that he would do worse to Subbie before stomping Mago again on his way out.

Flash Havok were back in action against the Zolors of Mess. Typical sentai action, compete with color coded smoke and explosions. Poor Zolor Frank, the one henchmen with glasses and a calculator, would fall victim to the Flash Olympic Slam from Little M's to lead to the destruction victory.

The #EVER #HashTag Champions recruited Mr. Dangerous in their quest to unify their 2 titles, with the 3 titles in the Havok Trios Championships, currently held by the Segua All-Stars. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either, but it's #EVER so it's expected. Great match, that would see that shadowy guy that constantly haunts Gear specifically, trying to get involved. The distraction worked, as the blue speedster did not see Dangerous hit the Danger bomb on Knux as Til fell to the No Kachi Cutter and the pin. Gear's nemesis cost him another big match, as the new Trios Champions celebrated their win. Gear tried challenging him to a real match, after their last scheduled match never happened, but to no avail. Farewell #HashTag Championships. Your name was stupid, and the joke played out almost immediately. I just don't want to type it like that anymore.



Lauren Powers debuted with a beautiful victory over Tamera Tambler. The athletic newcomer showed that a love of wrestling means everything in a match, as she dominated a frustrated and crying Tambler, finishing her off with a belly to belly suplex she calls the Twin Peaks. That's got more than one reference to it, so I'll give you a minute to figure that one out............................................................done? Powers got a very warm reaction after the match, and celebrated with the crowd.

Former #EVER Open Champions Jamie OD and Tomo-kun engaged in the absolute best match of the night. Another hard hitting strike fest between the Hooligan and DAT HEART! This time it would be a 2/3 Falls match, keeping with the merging of X-Trios and #EVER. Tomo would get the all important first pin following a flurry of strikes that saw him power through pain to deliver a Brainbuster. Tomo is still suffering after injuries sustained in the HFC. Injuries he has yet allowed time to heel. He was hurting after that brainbuster, and J.O.D used that to his advantage, targeting the injuries before hitting the Penalty Kick and getting the tie pin. Tomo was hurting bad, but livid after the pin, refusing to stay down for another pin. Jamie tied him up in a choke hold, that Ishihiro tried to power out of, but to no avail. In the end the referee would have to end the match, as Tomo refused to black out, and OD refused to let go. OD got the win, but gained even more respect for Tomo, claiming he never really beat him, and asked him for a rematch, but not at #EVER 29, but #EVER 30. Tomo agreed and another big match was added to the books.

It was now main event time, with Degrees taking on Kyo, with the #EVER Open Championship on the line. After the last show, it was called into question whether Kyo would be able to show up or not, but to everyone's surprise he did appear. That's good! The problem is, Kyo became the latest experiment of Doctor Bill Sanchez. That's bad. A half man, half machine slowly marched to the ring to meet the champion. Degrees tried to talk sense into Kyo, but the monster had been reborn. He immediately thrust the hell claw into Degrees' mouth, forcing him into the corner, pulling down hard on the jaw. Degrees targeted his side to escape the claw. He was over powered by the Mess monster and had to transform into Flash Red to keep up. Still, the champ was too hesitant, not wanting to destroy Kyo, and that lead to Kyo flooring the champ with the Cradle Piledriver and the pin. Mess finally scored a victory, and it was the biggest one for any invading group yet, as the monster Kyo has brought Mess the #EVER Open Championship.



#EVER: 28 ReBegingeance
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Trios: Anwin[o]/Hexagon III/Locura beat Los Tiburon/El Mago[x]/Hercules via Based Bomber -> Pin
2. Flash Havok vs. Mess 8-Person Tag: Hailey Havok/Little M's[o]/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Zolor #1/Zolor #2/Zolor #3/Zolor Frank from Accounting[x] via Flash Olympic Slam -> Destruction
3. #EVER #HashTag vs. Havok Trios Unification: Randy no Kachi(c)[o]/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous beat Gear(c)/Knux(c)/Til(c)[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin -> 3rd Generation Havok Trios Champions!
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Lauren Powers[Debut] beat Tamera Tambler via Twin Peaks -> Pin
5. 2/3 Falls:  Jamie OD beat Ishihiro Tomo (2-1)
-Ishihiro Tomo beat Jamie OD via Brainbuster -> Pin
-Jamie OD beat Ishihiro Tomo via Penalty Kick -> Pin
-Jamie OD beat Ishihiro Tomo via Referee Stoppage
6. #EVER Open Championship: Kyo beat Degrees(c) via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin -> 4th Generation #EVER Open Champion!

-



Camilo Ortega: YOU!

Firebrand X: Me or him? It's easy to get confused.

Arremer X: I think he's talking to me. You thought I was gone? You just can't keep a good cyborg down.

Camilo Ortega: WHERE IS SHE?!

Arremer X: Where is who?

Camilo Ortega: YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT! YOU TOOK HER! HOW COULD YOU?!

Arremer X: How could I? How could YOU! How could you come back and start this whole chain of events. You've brought this on yourself. The past is coming back to haunt you, and there is nowhere you can run.

Camilo Ortega: Do you see me running? I'M NOT RUNNING! Is she safe? Will you at least tell me that?

Arremer X: Of course she is. I'm not a monster....I'm not you. However, she knows everything.

Camilo Ortega: YOU....SON OF A BITCH!

Arremer X: That would imply that I was born in the first place, which wasn't the case.

Camilo Ortega: What do you want?

Arremer X: I want this quest of yours to end. The future doesn't belong to you, and it never will. This ends tonight. You and I will fight for the future one last time.

Camilo Ortega: You're on! YOU'RE ON! I won't be stopped! I will walk my own path and change the future! No person on this planet can stop me!

Arremer X: Then it's lucky I'm not a person.

Camilo Ortega: .....

Firebrand X: That went well. Looks like you got what you're looking for.

Arremer X: Let's not celebrate just yet. Andonuts used my original body to make the changes to this frame, making it just as fragile and human as he is or you are. This could still blow up in our faces.

Firebrand X: At least you've got the chance. I'd rather be the one to get my hands on this guy, but you started it, and now you finish it.

Arremer X: I never thanked you for giving me a second chance to complete my mission.

Firebrand X: You've never had to thank me, and you'll never have to. Just get it done.

Arremer X: *nod*



Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuu!!!!

Akinan: *sigh*

Kinniku Mike: Tack Angel, I'm sick and tired of your bullshit! You claim that we're tied, but we're not! You can't match up to me! You couldn't even hope to! I'm the man with the big dipper and size does matter! That statement is true in the ring and out the ring! My bitches appreciate size, and satisfactions coming when I go behind and do the bump and grind...and its only a matter time before they call me the Big Bad Muscled Man Uuuuuuuu!

Akinan: What does any of this have to do with Tack?

Kinniku Mike: I'm getting to that! So that all being said Tack, I only care about two things, my bitches and my strong tits and when I beat your old washed up ass I'm gonna whisper in your ear, Strong Tits DO Matter bitch! Uuuuuuuu!

Akinan: Your grudge match with the boss isn't the important thing here! Remember who is in the main event here! Remember who the REAL MadHouse leader SHOULD BE!

Kinniku Mike: What was that fat boy!?

Akinan: Fat boy? Your facial hair is taking over your brain!

Anwin: Would you both shut up? I've got the important match tonight. Me and the Mad Luchas just won at #EVER, and I'm going to win again tonight. Subbie, I've got my paycheck right here in cash. $10,000 Bison Dollars. You put up your precious keep sake gloves, and we'll settle this once and for all. I'm betting it all on me tonight, and that's the easiest best I've ever made.

Akinan: Enough of this! Sal Paradise and Trevor Mach are in the way of my history making moment, and tonight they might be in collusion, or they might fight each other for a chance at my history making moment, but it's not going to make a difference! The Big Guy is coming into this ladder match to carve them up and claim both championship belts! It's my time! They won't stop me! Noah Jennings won't stop me! None of you will stop me!



Officially Unofficial Renegade Revengeance theme:


The Sequel event to Renegade Nation 2014, saw Havok travel back to Saturn City for Renegade Revengeance. A packed crowd came to what was originally going to be an indoor show, but the ticket sales were higher than expected for such short notice, and the event was moved to brand new concert expo outside of Saturn Dome 2nd Hall. Tonight's show would see the rivalries of the previous big event continue or close. Big wagers were on the line, and history was at stake. Would a Renegade walk out of the main event with both of the top titles in wrestling?

The opening contest saw the Mad Lucha duo of Hex III and Locura defend their newly won Havok World Championships against the former champs Kiva and Los Tiburon, in an immediate rematch with tables added to the mix. A step up from the previous encounter, this match too saw the mysterious masked group appear in the crowd, however this time they got involved, and given the No Rules nature of a Tables Match, it was all perfectly legal. The smiley masked man stop Tiburon from fighting out of a Powerbomb by Hex III, that sent him through a table, ending the match with the defense for Mad Lucha. The other masked wrestlers entered the ring and put the beat down on Kiva and Tiburon as Hecules and El Mago rushed to the ring to try and make the save. The hooded wrestler with a hat pushed them out of the ring with little effort as the radioactive looking masked man put Kiva through two tables. The supposed ring leader of this group finally appeared in person, standing in approval on the violence and chaos. He held a mic in hand.

?: Heroes die. Villains run away. It's the true animals that survive and thrive. The beasts and the monsters. Disregard life and death. Abandon heroes. Abandon hope. Become Undeth.



Subculture's rise back to the top has been blocked by Mr. Apathy, who has taken an interest in stopping Subculture and using the wins to propel his own career back towards World Championship gold. He bet his big payday on the rubber match, with Subculture putting up Little Mac's green gloves that he gave to him, to show how serious he was taking the match. A back and forth match in the early goings, with Anwin breaking the rules to get ahead. A Based Bomber nearly lead to Subbie losing his prized gloves. Anwin made the mistake of thinking he was in control after that and attempted to stand toe to toe with the hardest puncher in Havok. The Green Bomber rallied back with a KO Punch that send Anwin into the ropes. On the return bounce he nailed him with another KO Punch before dropping him with the Counterculture for the 1-2-3. Subculture won the rubber match and the money, defending his gloves and the honor of Little Mac.

Kinniku Mike and the Boss Tack Angel waged another gruesome battle, in what Tack would call the match to even the score, but what Mike would call a chance to rack up yet another overwhelming victory over the former wrestling ace. A fired up Mike rushed Tack at the start, but a big kick took him right off his feet and almost lead to an amazingly fast finish, but Mike rolled out of the ring to refocus. He jumped back in to charge, this time catching Tack's foot, but Tack launched up with the other to kick Mike in the head again, leading to another 2.9. Mike quickly got back to his feet where he finally took Tack off his with a series of belly to belly suplexes that opened him up for the Release Dragon and the pin attempt. 1-2-Kickout! The Boss has showing signs of injury from last week's intense match of the night, but tried keeping pace, looking like the former ace of all wrestling. Mike was on fire tonight though, kicking Tack's legs out from under him leading to a shuddering thud as he hit the mat. Mike was in control from then on, and pinned Tack's shoulders to the mat for the 1-2-3. The MadHouse leader continues to rack up wins, but to Tack Angel, the score is now tied.

Grind and Switchback engaged in yet another singles match, but this would be the last. They were going Style vs. Style in a battle to see who would be walking away with the Luchablader Style and who would lose everything. Now, I could go in depth about this match, as it is the most important one the two eternal rivals have had for some time. But come on, this feud has been going on for months. The matches are still great, but paint by numbers as this point. Grind deserves better, and he proved that with a big decisive win over Switchback following the Sling Blade and the Rolling SSP. Grind wins the feud, and Switchback must now abandon the lucha blade style, his look, his gimmick....everything. Will we see him again? Maybe, because if we do will we even know it's him? I don't know yet. Still working on it. Moving on...

Speaking of continuing feuds, the Lady Renegades had one of their own feuds settled in the middle of the ring, as Lady M's battled the former 2-Time Lady Renegades Champion Maxine Justice for the right to challenge Tracy, the current champion. Tracy and her group watched on as M's and Justice traded opening barbs, with a fired up Maxine not backing down from the tough veteran. Neither Lady Renegade could get the upper hand on the mat for long as they continued to go back and forth exchanging holds. A much more technical mat match then we've seen from M's, but that might have been the plan for Maxine to keep her off her feet. She went after M's arm and began working it over. Both women locked legs and went into a pair of headstands, but Justice somehow rolled it into an arm bar. M's struggled to finally make it to the ropes as the Renegades went wild for the Lady Renegades. Maxine was impressing with her ground game and got a Fujiwara arm bar on M's, but she got the ropes. Maxine pulled her off the ropes and got an arm bar again, but M's held her hands together and managed to counter it into a variation of the STF. Maxine panicked after reaching the ropes and backed into the corner, where M's bombed with a flying double knee. She bounced off the mat and right into a Sexy Strong Stunner, that opened her up to the Rolling M's and the pin fall. Out of nowhere M's managed to counter Maxine's impressive game to score the win. Aran tried to get the drop on M's afterwards, but Mura cut her off and sprayed the mist, allowing M's to help Maxine up and shake her hand out of respect....before dropping her with another Sexy Strong Stunner. M's is the #1 contender, and will be facing Tracy, a feud that spans promotions, and it's just heating up.



The semi main event would see Arremer X getting his one on one showdown with Camilo Ortega. A match months in the making, as Arremer X has made it his mission to stop Camilo's plan dead in its tracks, the plan to change the future in his image. Camilo was very heated and unhinged in this encounter as the bell rang and both men immediately went after each other with blows. Ortega got the upper hand and stomped Arremer in the corner trying to crack away at his mask. Ortega charged at X in the corner, but ate an elbow, a headbutt, and a lariat to the mat. Both men continued to exchange blows, as neither could gain a distinct advantage, though Ortega looked to be doing more damage with his rage fueled offense that went against his normal judo take down based moveset. Arremer got caught up in the ropes, which allowed Camilo to hit a leg drop. He nailed X with forearms in the corner, screaming at him and trying to rip his mask/face off, but X fought back with another  headbutt. Ortega shook it off however, and then hoisted up Arremer for a delayed vertical suplex. Screaming "where is she" as he slammed Arremer X to the mat. Later on, both men exchanged shots on the outside, with Arremer finally getting the advantage, dodging the STO Bomber, and using a side leg sweep to land Camilo right into the steps. He threw a bloody Camilo back into the ring and took control on offense. Arremer positioned the half conscious Ortega on the top rope, attempting a sunset flip powerbomb, but Ortega held onto the top rope, taking control and hitting his own desperation slam off the top to lead to the pin attempt. 1-2-KICKOUT! A bloody and dazed Ortega tried to stagger back to his feet, as Arremer X loomed over him. Tears poured from his eyes as he pleaded that Arremer X give her back, but the blue cyborg wasn't listening, as he hoisted Ortega up for the Crash Frost Buster. 1-2-3! Arremer X won the match, and in doing so completed a large part of his mission to stop Camilo Ortega, but will happen next? What's Ortega's next move, and just who is SHE?

It was now main event time of Renegade Revengeance, where Sal Paradise would defend the Havok World Championship, Akinan would defend the Havok Television Championship, and Trevor Mach would play wild card in a 3-Way Ladder Match watched over by Noah Jennings. The stakes were high and the Renegades were on fire for this big main event. The People's Choice, the Big Guy, and the Bad Man stared off in the middle of the ring. Sal offered his hand to Akinan, but the TV Champ tossed it aside. Trevor shook his hand however and used it to clothesline Akinan to the mat to start the match. Trevor and Sal immediately went to the outside to grab ladders from under the ring. They dropped them in the center when they realized they would have to throwdown. They both shrugged before trading back and forth punches. The brodown was on. Mach trapped Paradise in the clinch and let the knees fly, but couldn't get the Trevorplex set up as Sal countered and escaped just a Akinan was coming back to hit his big guy boot to the back of Trevor's head. Paradise used a ladder like a propeller to knock Akinan off his feet before setting it down to try and go for an early title grab. Trevor and Akinan both got to their feet to knock the ladder over, but Trevor grabbed a falling Sal, and in a comical scene tossed him into Akinan's arms before drop kicking them both to the outside. A chaotic brawl of a match, with Noah Jennings plotting and having a good laugh, but whenever he tried getting involved for his own amusement, he would find himself getting a stern stare down by all three in the ring in quick moments of solidarity. Trevor and Akinan can't stop throwing down, as they almost missed a swoop in from Sal to grab both titles, but Mach managed to toss the Big Guy into Noah right as the ladder collapsed on them, sending them both to the outside. Mach and Sal once again stood facing off in the ring. Sal whipped Trevor chest first into the turnbuckle after a brief back and forth. He went for it again, but Trevor reversed and hit a surprise Rolling Elbow. Mach went into a flurry of strikes, which sent Sal to the mat. He was briefly in control, until Sal countered with a Brainbuster that seemed to slow down his 87's partner in crime. As they both got back to their feet a livid Akinan took them both to the mat and powered them around the ring for the next few minutes, breaking a ladder on Mach by placing it on him in the corner and hitting a solid running dropkick. Akinan hit a running clothesline on Sal. He went for another, but Paradise reversed with a SUPERKICK! Paradise followed up with a suplex on the ladder attempted, but Akinan grabbed him by the throat and hit the Big Guy Chokeslam. Mach tried to bum rush Akinan, but he caught Mach by the throat with his other hand and showed his strength by lifting him in the air, toying for a moment before slamming him down on Paradise. Akinan had plenty of time to set up another ladder, with Mach and Paradise quickly scrambling to grab the other ladder to cut off Akinan. Paradise got the ladder, but Mach grabbed the broken ladder and clumsily tried to climb up the cord holding both belts. Sal and Akinan were going back and forth with big shots as Mach tossed the broken ladder on top of the other two, creating a bridge to the belts. Noah Jennings was laughing on the mat as he planned to tip the whole thing over, until Mach used the cable like a swing to knee Akinan hard in the face, knocking him off the ladder, crashing right down onto Noah Jennings. Mach and Paradise both desperately hit back and forth before deciding to play tug of war with the belts, leading to the Television Championship coming off for Mach and the World Championship staying with Sal Paradise. History would be made, but not in the way Akinan was thinking, with Paradise making a successful defense, and Mach reclaiming the Television title. The two laughed about the irony of being back where they started as Akinan thrashed around, placing the blame on a fleeing Noah Jennings. Renegade Revengeance ended with the 87's remaining at the top of Havok...and a clumsily put together ladder bridge that collapsed shortly after the cameras were turned off. Took an hour or so to cut Paradise and Mach out of the mass of ladders with a jaws of life.



Havok: Renegade Revengence
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World Tag Team Championship Tables: Hexagon III(c)[o]/Locura(c) beat Kiva/Los Tiburon[x] via Powerbomb through Table -> 1st Defense!
2. Gloves vs. Cash: Subculture beat Anwin via KO Punch x Counterculture -> Pin -> $10,000 Bison Dollars
3. No Rules Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Tack Angel via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
4. Style vs. Style: Grind beat Switchback via Sling Blade x Rolling SSP -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades #1 Contender: Lady M's beat Maxine Justice via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
6. Singles: Arremer X beat Camilo Ortega via Crash Frost Buster -> Pin
7. Havok World Championship/Television Championship Ladder: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Akinan vs. Trevor Mach Special Referee: Noah Jennings
-Trevor Mach grabbed the Havok Television Championship -> 7th Generation Havok Television Champion!
-Sal Paradise grabbed the Havok World Championship -> 4th Defense!

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Hailey Havok: It's a new day Renegades! That's right it's face lift time around Havok, and this time we've pulled out all the stops. The Tack Angel era of Havok is in full effect, and with that comes many more big surprises before the year is out. Big and epic are the buzzwords I'm going to throw around a lot, so get used to that I guess. I happen to think they fit! What? I'm SUPPOSED to hype the product, but I'm legit hyped about what's going down this week with a brand new look and feel for Chaos TV! The big event will see both the Havok Television Championship AND the Havok World Championship on the line! That's right! Both on the line in one show! I know! We JUST gave you that epic ladder match, and yet these Renegades are ready to donate their bodies to science apparently, I mean, these Renegades are ready to go to war AGAIN! Trevor Mach will face Noah Jennings and Sal Paradise will take on Akinan! We'll also see what is sure to be an AMAZING 3-Way match between Kinniku Mike, my Grindage, and Subculture to see who will be next in line to challenge for the Havok World Championship. On top of that, we're going to open the show with a big 6-Team #1 Contender Tag! Larmore returns to action to form a team with Swift, but I'm told we're also going to see another mystery team enter the Tag Division ranks and gun for Hex III and Locura. Add to that the Chaos TV! debut of Lauren Powers and a big Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag, and you would have to be insane to miss this one. I mean, I know we say that every week, in fact we get paid to, but I'm super serious on this one! Chaos TV! is going to be EPIC! What Steve? Why yes, I've had 10 cups of coffee in fact! You're not my mother STEVE!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Team #1 Contender Tag: Swift/Larmore vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon vs. Vance/Christophe vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. Max Superkick/Jeremy Superkick vs. ?/?
2. Singles: Fem C vs. Lauren Powers
3. Singles: Olly Oliver vs. Poison Jam
4. Havok Television Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Noah Jennings
5. Havok World #1 Contender 3-Way: Subculture vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Grind
6. Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Alyssa Flash/Mura vs. Tracy/Erica/Valarie Dorado
7. Havok World Championship No Rules: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Akinan

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Hailey Havok: RENEGADES! Are you ready for some CHAOS!?.....TV?! Yeah! It's a new era among many new eras, cause wrestling goes through a lot of eras in a short amount of time. Again, it's buzzwords. We're not talking about that right now, but we're talking about the new and improved Chaos TV!, that will see not one but TWO title matches! I'm here with the champs, as the belts belong to the 87's once again!

Sal Paradise: Once again? This belt never left! I'm STILL the Havok World Champion! I'm on defense number four, and I don't want to brag, but that's kind of a big deal. Two weeks of title defenses though, so I figure, what's one more? Akinan, you like to complain about your chance being ripped away from you, but when it's one-on-one, you won't have any excuses left when I beat you for my fifth defense. That will be kind of a bigger deal.

Trevor Mach: Yo! Look whose got "da white strap" back! Anyone see that coming? As Sal and I were getting cut out of the ladders last night, we laughed at the absolute irony of being back where we started. The 87's love redundancy I guess? So what should I do now? Should I cash in for a title shot against Sal? One-on-one? Should I wait to see if Akinan can pull it off? Do I go ahead and hang on to the title and defend it against Noah Jennings later tonight? What to do what to do? I love this belt honestly, I think I want to hold it so-

Hailey Havok: Guys, I'm sorry, but you're going to want to hear this. It appears the other 87's were jumped in the back.

Sal Paradise: What?!

Trevor Mach: Ah damn, we missed a fight?

Hailey Havok: Let's take it to the back!



Nerma: Nerma here, and it looks like I'm standing in the middle of a war zone! The 87's appear to have been jumped. Grind, Olly, and even Little M's are here trying to help, but it looks like Cherub Kid out of everyone is the most injured. He's bleeding badly, and has been clutching his back screaming. That's how we were able to find them in the first place, hearing his agony. Do any of you know who did this?

Ishihiro Tomo: ........Akinan.

Sal Paradise: *sigh* Great.

Trevor Mach: Wait.....Tomo can talk?



It was time for an all new Chaos TV! in a revamped Danger Zone with new logos and a color scheme. A bright new set welcomed a capacity crowd for a stacked from top to bottom installment of the best weekly wrestling show on this particular channel in this particular time slot called Chaos TV! We're the best one of those things.

The opening contest would see a tag team flurry, with six teams facing off to see who would be the #1 Contenders for Hex III and Locura. Five of the teams we knew about in advance, including an old school brawler pairing of Swift and the returning Larmore. The mystery team would be quite the shock, and would change the outlook of the match, as Firebrand X and Arremer X joined forces. Arremer X had removed his mask, and it appeared that he was in the process of getting a new face to graft over what was once nothing but machine parts. Crazy action in this one, with the former champions Kiva and Los Tiburon looking strong, yet always looking over their shoulders and into the crowd for the foursome that has jumped them time and time again. Swift and Larmore had a good flow going as well, with Swift personally POUNCING the rookie Superkick Rockers out of the ring in a show of force. However, Firebrand X and Arremer X stole the show, with an incredible flow as a team that normally takes years. This wasn't one of those stupid multi team matches were whole teams stay out and have to tag into the match. Those are horrible and ridiculous. 6 men were in the ring at a time, and Arremer X had to suppress 4 other Renegades, as FBX floored the ham sandwich Max Superkick with a Crash Fire Buster and the pin. Big win for the fledgling team, who already find themselves in title contention. Makes sense considering it's like having two world champions and two climax winners in one team....actually that's exactly what it is if you think about it.



The next match saw Lauren Powers, Eagleland's Sweetheart, make her big Chaos TV! debut against Fem C. She looked great in #EVER against Tambler, but this would be her first test against a Lady Renegade that actually wants to wrestle. Solid match up, with Fem C having to go it alone once again. She tried pulling off the finishers of her mentors, trying out the TikTak, but only getting a 2-Count on the attempt. As she tried to go for an armbar submission, Powers out grappled her and took her to the mat for the STF. A caught off guard Fem C tried to hang in there, but ultimately tapped out. Another big win for Powers, and another loss for Fem C, who continues to grow in frustrations.



?: In the darkness, no one can see you, and they can't see what you do. Shame? Abandoned. We do our darkest deeds in the dark after all. We don't fear the light, we'll do our dirty deeds out in the open for all to see. We will be the example and we will make the examples. We wear our masks to send a message. Why do you all wear your masks? We're going to find out. Those hiding behind your masks.....we're coming for you. Become Undeth.



Grind: Hey! Back off man! What are you doing?!

Akinan: WHATEVER I WANT! NOT A SINGLE 87 WILL BE LEFT STANDING BY THE END OF THE NIGHT! I'LL SEE TO THAT!

Ishihiro Tomo: ONORE AKINAN! ORE WA TEMEE WO TAOSU!

Grind: Why don't you try that against someone looking right at you Akinan. I'm right here. Bring it on!

Akinan: Ha! See this chair? It's covered in the blood of the 87's. I'd add yours, but I want you to tell Sal and Trevor all about this. I'm coming for then next! HAHAHAHA!

Olly Oliver's attack at the hands of Akinan left him out and bloody. Poison Jam stood in the ring waiting for several minutes. They played his music, pimped his Retro Game Geeks website, but no one thought Olly would make it. As the ref started the count, Olly could be seen staggering backstage. He tried making it out to the stage in time, but the ref had already counted the 10. Akinan making quite the impression ahead of his one-on-one title match against the 87's Sal Paradise for the Havok World Championship.

Trevor Mach locked up with the purple perpetrator Noah Jennings with his newly won Television Championship on the line in the first big title match of the night. An obviously worn down Mach tried to shake off the ladder themed beating of the previous night, trapping Noah in the clinch to control the pace and land the knees. Mach then took a series of blows and kicks and looked at Noah like he was nuts. They began exchanging forearms. Mach lit up Noah with a series of kicks to the legs and chest sending the would be champion down. Mach paced back and forth like a rabid wolf and told Jennings to bring it, and shook off several Euroland uppercuts. Noah fired back with a series of big slaps to the face. Trevor staggered into the corner, but didn�t go down. He fired back with a series of slaps of his own when Jennings stopped for a moment to load up his next punch with his usual assortment of foreign object, probably rolled up Bison Quarters. Noah did regain control, kicking Mach in his signature knee and chopping him to the mat. He took a huge kick to the chest yet told Noah to bring it. He took another kick and staggered around and told Noah to keep it coming. Noah rushed him and fell right into an Exploder from Mach, who staggered into the corner quickly to set up for the Macha Ye. That's when Akinan rushed down to the ring and tripped him on the attempt. Before he could react, Noah Jennings sprung to action with the Stock Market Crash on the unsuspecting Mach, pinning his shoulders to the mat for the 1-2-3! Noah Jennings with the big win, becoming the NEW Havok Television Champion! Mach's 2nd reign with the white strap didn't last long, but the pain wasn't over yet, as Akinan entered the ring to stomp away at Mach after planting him back down with a Big Guy Chokeslam. Akinan, the one man monster obliterated most of the 87's in one night while Noah Jennings reaped the benefits with his first reign as Havok Television Championship, a ticket to a World Championship match whenever he wants.



Just when you thought the action couldn't get hotter, three of the biggest and best all collided in the ring to find a new #1 Contender for the Havok World Championship. Kinniku Mike, Grind, and Subculture, all former champions, looking to reclaim the gold, using this match as the stepping stone back into a main event spot. Grind dropkicked Mike out of the ring early on in surprising fashion, then he and Subculture squared off. A livid and "Uuuu"ing Mike re-entered and pounced on Grind before ducking a KO Punch and flooring Subbie with a big slam. Grind tried to re-enter the fray via the top turnbuckle, but Mike blocked him. Subbie knocked him down with a punch to the back of the head and a suplex on the turn around, just in time for Grind to hit the Hurracanrana and go for the first pin attempt of the match. Later, Mike scooped up both Subculture and Grind for a double overhead suplex, followed with a Bridging Suplex on Subculture for a two count. Moments later, Grind attempted a Sling Blade on Mike, but found himself caught in a Sleeper. He refused to give up, and the Green Bomber came back with several blows to Mike's midsection to break up the hold. He followed with a sidewinder DDT for a two count. Grind nailed a top-rope elbow on Subculture, then called for a Rolling SSP on Mike, but Mike back-slide pinned him for a two count. All three men down. As the match progressed Subculture methodically took control, avoiding the slams of Mike and the high flying of Grind to land his big shots and get some near falls. Unfortunately, a missed KO Punch had him landing bad on his his ankle and took him out of most of the rest of the match. Grind was caught in a David vs. Goliath position, and held his own until Mike was able to catch him. Though he surprising kicked out of a pin attempt followed by a series of suplexes, Mike wisely decided to follow up with the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike was stunned that the Lucha Blader was able to survive the move, as Grind reminded everyone why one year ago he was the Havok World Champion. Mike threatened to hit the Jumping Piledriver, but thought better of it, as he hit the equally dangerous Release Dragon Suplex before the 1-2-3. Kinniku Mike, the NEW #1 Contender for the Havok World Championship!



We then went to the back, where they had cleaned up the blood from earlier, with Nerma and Laruen Powers.



Nerma: Nerma here with-

Fem C: HEY! I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!

Nerma: Well here we go.

Lauren Powers: Hey. We had a great match tonight. You were a much better opponent than my first opponent. I wanted to say I-

Fem C: NO! I've got something I want to say! You got lucky tonight, but it won't last! Your luck will run out! I am going to be the next protagonist, and I will stop anyone who tries to take that from me! By any means!

Lauren Powers: I'm just here to wrestle.

Tracy: Well said.

Nerma: Tracy?

Tracy: Lady Renegades Champion Tracy. Well done out there Lauren, I must say.

Fem C: HEY!

Tracy: Fem C, we discussed this. You have to go through this to become the protagonist. Hardships build character. Anyways, I wanted to offer you a spot with me, where you know you'll be....safe.

Lauren Powers: I'm not here to be safe. I'm here to wrestle. I'm here to one day win that Lady Renegades Championship.

Tracy: You've got your eyes on my prize eh? Not going to happen sister. Bad things happen to bitches that get in my way Lauren Powers. You want to make an issue with Fem C, that's one thing, but you screw with me, and you won't be around here for much longer.

Fem C: I WON'T LET YOU TAKE WHAT'S MINE!

Lauren Powers: Glad I didn't come here to make friends. I don't sweat either of you. I'm not afraid. You don't know what real fear is!

Fem C: Oh? And you do?

Lauren Powers: I do....more fear than you know....and it just might end me.

Tracy: The hell did she mean by that?



Trevor Mach: HEY! IS THIS THING ON? YO! TESTING! See, they were going to introduce a new thing called the "Chaos Cam" tonight, but you see....you see I stole it. I might trash it when I'm done here, I'm not really sure. Man, it's just been a great night hasn't it?! Two solid weeks of hell in the ring, and I come here tonight to see all my friends get beat up, I lose my title to Noah Jennings of all people after a damn day, and I get what's left of my brain rattled by you Akinan. You're just pissing people off left and right, but none more pissed than me! The bad man is in a bad mood, but the thing is I FREAKING LIKE IT! See, I've got an unhealthy obsession with getting angry, and you got me angry tonight! Now, I know you have a title match tonight, but since you've been throwing down all night, I figure you've got the guts to throw down one more time. I'm out here in the parking lot right now. I want to fight you, and no, I'm not talking about a "wrestling fight" where we say I don't want to have a match, I want to have a fight, and then we have a match in the ring and still get paid for it! I'm talking a fight, in the streets, RIGHT NOW! I don't even care if we've got cameras around for this one. Sorry Renegades, but I'm smashing this one up, meaning it would be just me and Akinan. It's better that way, you don't want your kids seeing the violence, and my mean streak is getting the better of me right now. Get out here Akinan! I want to fight you in the worst way! You might think I'm stupid and foolish, challenging you the way I look and feel right now. I mean my head is killing me, my nose might be broken AGAIN, my knees burn, the usual brain damage, and I still don't see quite right out of my right eye. That one is on you by the way. Back in the HFC, never gave it time to heal. WHO HAS THE TIME!? I'm hurting and you might kick my ass. You MIGHT kick my ass. You're bigger than me. You're strong than me. You're younger too, and that might lead to you beating me 9 times out of 10, but oh that 10th time Akinan. That 10th time, I'll make you regret the other 9 times. I'm not a superhuman who can overcome the odds on a weekly basis, I just don't like to stay down. I might be bleeding and dying, but I'd still get up, because I'm stupid and persistent. I'M OUT OF CONTROL! Come on out Akinan! I've got all night! I won't go away. I'm like a bad rash. I'm itching for a fight...also like a rash. I'm an itchy rash I guess is what I'm trying to say. I'm itching like a crack addict to knee your head in, so GET OUT HERE! BOOSH!

The Lady Renegades were back in action next, as M's, Flash, and Mura took on the Champion Tracy, Erica, and Valarie Dorado. Fem C might not have had an assist earlier in the night, but she still held up her end on the outside for her team. M's and Tracy had a mid-ring big exchange early on testing who would fall to the mat first. Tracy won the exchange to boos, then M's fought back with her vicious elbows. Some good exchanges ensued, then the focus went to Mura, kicking and chopping through the opposing team, Dorado grappled her to the ground, but got the mist spray before the armbar could be locked in. Late in the match All six women in the ring brawled before spilling to the outside, leaving M's and Tracy alone in the ring. M's went for the Sexy Strong Stunner, but Fem C attacked her on the outside, giving Tracy the chance to land her TikTak followed by the pin and the stolen win. The champ and her partners continued attacking after the match, to show M's what she's asking for by challenging her for the title.

Main event time, as for the 3rd time in a month, Sal Paradise would put the Havok World Championship on the line in a match involving the Big Guy Akinan. The man who dismantled most of the 87's in one night, was actively ignoring the challenge of a street fight from Trevor Mach, smugly walking to the ring determined to win the big one. This time MadHouse's would be leader would get the singles match he's been waiting for. No more excuses, just one-on-one action. He's got the match, he's got the goal, but does he have the guts? Let's take it to Mo, I mean, let's recap the match! Nice feeling-out process to begin the match. Paradise controlled the match for a while, wearing down Akinan with submissions and methodical offense. But, Akinan's rage flared up and he responded with rapid-fire corner strikes. Next was a flying lariat to the back of Sal's neck, that looked to leave a lingering sting. Akinan wanted a top-rope move, but Paradise sprung to his feet and double-foot dropkicked Akinan clear off the top to the floor. Back in the ring, Paradise teased a Macha Ye out of Trevor's playbook to get to Akinan, but the Big Guy avoided and nailed a backstabber. Back on their feet for an exchange of forearm bombs. Paradise then nailed a dropkick to the back of the head before delivering a a kick, suplex, Kokoro Hiraite Kaori combination. 1-2-KICKOUT! Akinan was getting more and more frustrated, nearly getting himself DQ'd just to get Sal to the mat. He was lining up for a Big Guy Boot, when a man in a black jacket and pumpkin mask came down towards the ring. Thinking it was Trevor Mach, Akinan prepared for a fight, but the man just stood there watching on, as Sal Paradise tapped Akinan on the shoulder to turn him around before another kick, suplex, Kokoro Hiraite Kaori combination. 1-2-3!



The People's Choice with the fifth title defense, making him one of the most successful champion's in the title's history. A livid Akinan pounded the mat, before challenging Trevor Mach to get into the ring. The man in the mask just shook his head, before taking off the mask to reveal...



Amigo has returned...

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 6-Team #1 Contender Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Arrmer X beat Swift/Larmore, Kiva/Los Tiburon, Vance/Christophe, LG Rod/Randy no Kachi, and Max Superkick[x]/Jeremy Superkick via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
2. Singles: Lauren Powers beat Fem C via STF -> Submission
3. Singles: Poison Jam beat Olly Oliver via Count Out
4. Havok Television Championship: Noah Jennings beat Trevor Mach(c) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin -> 8th Generation Havok Television Champion!
5. Havok World #1 Contender 3-Way: Kinniku Mike beat Subculture, and Grind[x] via Release Dragon Suplex -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Tracy[o]/Erica/Valarie Dorado beat Lady M's[x]/Alyssa Flash/Mura via TikTak -> Pin
7. Havok World Championship No Rules: Sal Paradise(c) beat Akinan via Kokoro Hiraite Kaori -> Pin -> 5th Defense

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with the update for the week. The Lady Renegades will be leading the charge in the next two shows, with Lauren Powers getting the main event spot against the dangerous Murasaki in #EVER, on a show that will see Flash Havok try to recover against Mess in Trios action.

#EVER: 29 Damn Fine Coffee
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Jelly Jiggler vs. Gear
2. Singles: Olly Oliver vs. Poison Jam
3. Tag: Swift/Larmore vs. Jeremy Superkick/Max Superkick
4. Flash vs. Mess Trios: Degrees/Little M's/Hailey Havok vs. Kyo/Zolor/Zolor Paul from Human Resources
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Lauren Powers vs. Murasaki

Nerma: Chaos TV! will see Lady M's take on Erica in the main event in a LumberJill Renegades match ahead of a title match against Tracy, which we can confirm for the next big event, but more on that later. We'll also see two 3-Way matches between Renegades trying to work back up after big recent losses. Grind and Subculture of note were on the way to a title shot, but now have to start over again. Noah Jennings will put his newly won Television Championship on the line against former Champion Akinan, as the Big Guy continues to try and grab the World Gold. Akinan's last match for the title saw him dismantle most of the 87's before hand, only to be distracted at the end by none other than the returning Amigo. So much crazy action, and the fall out will be surely felt this week, as Amigo officially returns to address the Renegades. We'll also see Camilo Ortega for the first time since his breakdown and loss at Renegade Revengeance, as he takes on the new #1 Contender Kinniku Mike. All of this and more on the next Chaos TV!



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 3-Way: Grind vs. Los Tiburon vs. Anwin
2. Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
3. 3-Way: Subculture vs. Dogma Mask vs. Kiva
4. Havok Television Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Akinan
5. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Camilo Ortega
6. LumberJill Lady Renegades: Lady M's vs. Erica

Nerma: Big news for the Lady Renegades continues, as I can confirm that they will get the main event of the big October event Fright Night. Tracy and Lady M's will go at it for the Championship in a No Rules scenario. Blood will surely spill this Halloween. We'll have more updates about Fright Night this week, so don't miss it.


Officially Unofficial Fright Night 2014 Theme:


Havok: Fright Night 2014
Threed Suspicious Tent
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Hexagon III(c)/Locura(c) vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X
2. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
3. Lady Renegades Championship No Rules: Tracy(c) vs. Lady M's

Last edited by Machismo (12/08/2019 7:47 am)