Tack Angel: Oh hello everyone! Tack Angel here, the Boss of Havok on a permanent basis. Before I make some announcements I would like to remind everyone that the search for Lauren Powers is on. Please, if you know anything, or have seen her recently, please let us know. The show must go on, so without further ado, I want to introduce the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise and Trevor Mach. I want to introduce #1 Contender Kinniku Mike and Akinan. Finally, I want to introduce our newest Renegade Amigo. You all know the story by now, with Trevor and Akinan's rivalry grow-

Trevor Mach: I'd say it's more of a blood feud.

Akinan: You got that right! You cost me everything, and you're going to pay for it in your blood!

Tack Angel: Well at least you two are agreeing on something. That's the foundation of civility and-

Akinan: Screw your civility! I want to take his head off!

Trevor Mach: Bring it big man!

Tack Angel: *sigh* The two of you have been going back and forth for a while now, so I figure we settle this with a stipulation to your match, that will give one Renegade the ultimate leverage over the other. You two will face off, in a No Rules Match just like the Lady Renegades that will main event Fright Night. However, the loser of this match will never be able to challenge for the World Championship again, until they have the permission of the winner.

Akinan: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: Whoa!

Akinan: I-I can keep Trevor Mach away from the World Championship forever?!

Trevor Mach: What he said, but with the names reversed and everything?!

Tack Angel: Yes.

Akinan: This, will be the sweetest victory of my career.

Trevor Mach: You're living in a day dream bro! You pushed one button too many with me. You really set me off. Bravo on that. I'm going to have fun with this one. Let's rock!

Tack Angel: Our Havok World Champion Sal Paradise has made history with the most title defenses of this belt, but he'll be put up to the test when he once again locks up with Kinniku Mike. A Kinniku Mike that is currently tied with me in wins and losses.

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu! That's bullshit Tack! I have more wins over you!

Tack Angel: You lost at Battle Spirits buddy!

Kinniku Mike: Nobody cares about that stupid game!

Sal Paradise: Haha! You suck at card games Mike!

Kinniku Mike: No YOU suck! My Strong Tits don't need to play card games!

Akinan: You really made us look bad by walking off like that. If I were the leader, I would have-

Kinniku Mike: Would have what!? You want to be the leader so bad, you just try and take it from me Akinan!

Tack Angel: Guys, it doesn't matter that I Mike and I are tied, because this is about Kinniku Mike, Sal Paradise, and Amigo.

Sal Paradise: Amigo?

Kinniku Mike: Eh?

Tack Angel: That's right, Amigo has been hustling his butt off, telling me how much he wanted the next crack at Sal Paradise. Unfortunately, the match was already made and contracts signed, or else we might have had something.

Kinniku Mike: What do you mean unfortunately? The world needs Strong Tits, and Kinniku Mike as World Champion once again is exactly what Havok needs!

Sal Paradise: Keep juggling those pecs Mike. I've beat you before and I'll beat you again. I haven't held this title this long because I'm lucky.

Tack Angel: All the same, the arrival of Amigo has shaken things up, and I still want him in on this World Championship match. That's why, I'm going to make him the Special Guest Referee for the Havok World Championship match.

Kinniku Mike: NO!

Sal Paradise: HA!

Kinniku Mike: Tack, you son of a bit-

Amigo: Hold it Mike, just hold it. Let me tell you something. I don't think you should be World Champion. I see Sal Paradise as the rightful champ. The only way you can prove to me that you're the rightful champ is if you beat him under my fair, but firm watch.

Kinniku Mike: Why the hell should I care if I prove anything to you?!

Amigo: Because, if you happen to win, I'm coming after you first.

Tack Angel: Amigo has promised fairness. He agreed that if he shows bias int he match, it could jeopardize his future title prospects. Of course Mike, if you want to talk about this we can, over a friendly game of Battle Spir-

Kinniku Mike: Stop right there! No. NO! HELL NO! Fine Amigo, you can see me win the Championship from the best seat in the house. That's as close as you'll ever get to the Havok World Championship.

Sal Paradise: Not true! He's stranding pretty close to my Championship as we speak.  

Tack Angel: I'm feeling very uncomfortable being in the center of this hate sandwich, so I'm going to just slowly side step out of here. Oh, one more thing. Amigo will also referee the main event tonight....as practice. Enjoy the show Renegades, it's Chaos TV!



The final show before Fright Night promised a focused installment of Chaos TV!, building to the event in Threed. It should come as no surprise that Focus and Chaos are not two words that often go together. Another crazy night in the Danger Zone would be headlined by the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise and Trevor Mach of the 87's taking on #1 Contender Kinniku Mike and Akinan of MadHouse.

The opening match saw Arremer X take on Hexagon III ahead of the Handicap Tag for the Havok World Tag Team Championships at Fright Night. Arrmer X was in firm control in the early going, but outside interference from Anwin changed the flow. Hex III pulled off a beautiful Standing Shiranui to nearly score the 3 count, but Arremer willed his foot to the rope just in time. The disgruntled Mad Lucha picked up X for the kill, but Arremer fought back and looked to have Hex III in the Crash Frost Buster, when Anwin rushed in the ring to attack, leading to the DQ. Firebrand X and Locura came out to join the brawl, but when officials were finally able to clear the ring, those two remained and immediately locked up for their match.

Firebrand X took a hard shot to his mask at the onset, leading to him trying to shake off a possible nose injury as the short and speedy Locura ran circle around him, planting hard kicks. FBX finally caught a kick and brought Locura to the mat with a lariat, leading to Firebrand using his hybrid style logic to switch to a ground game, going for the submission. Exciting ground action reminiscent of a rookie Firebrand, saw him locking in the Kimura to lead to the Submission victory.

The Lady Renegades get the main event of Fright Night, just showing the growth of the division in recent months. The uber popular ladies had an amazing 8-Woman Elimination Tag as a prelude to the Tracy versus Lady M's main event of Fright Night. Tracy's protege Fem C found herself the first to be eliminated in this match, as Flash hit a Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver to seal the deal. Erica saw opportunity, and rushed in the ring to land a curb stomp on Flash as she was getting up, leading to a 1-2-3, and an immediate evening of the odds. Mid match, Valarie Dorado was putting M's through the ringer, targeting her limbs of orders from Tracy, in attempt to submit her. The Barbed Wire Lady fought through it, making it to the ropes before Dorado could lock in an Armbreaker. M's played possum, limping around the ring, prompting Dorado to get cocky, leading to a surprise Sexy Strong Stunner and a pin. Tracy and M's would trade off eliminations, with Tracy hitting the TikTak on Mura to score a pin, while M's would use her Rolling M's to put down Erica. M's and Tracy gave a preview to their match, as the wild card of the whole affair, Murasaki continued to sit on the outside watching the match progress rather than taking part in it. M's took a thumb to the eye and missed a Rolling M's as a result, leading to Tracy hitting the TikTak to score the pin. As she gloated the purple killer Murasaki rushed into the ring and immediately floored Tracy with a Violet Frosion. 1-2-3! The one move from Murasaki was all that was needed, as M's team won the match. Tracy and her allies back off in anger as Team M's celebrated in the ring, except for Murasaki, who continued to watch on.



We then cut to backstage, as MadHouse looked to be mixing it up with the Brothers X. Anwin had jumped Arremer X, and used a sledgehammer to rip away at Arremer's artificial face.



Firebrand X: Back the hell off Anwin if you value your life!

Anwin: Look! See this!? It's fake! His face is fake! He's fake! We're letting an human piece of metal pretend he's a wrestler like us! What a joke!

Firebrand X: You're the joke, and if you don't want me to rip off YOUR face, you'll step aside.

Anwin: ....I made my point. Just remember that he's supposed to be a copy of you. This goes beyond nepotism if you ask me. Haha!

Firebrand X: Are you alright Arremer?

Arremer X: This sort of thing won't break me. Still....I feel every second of it. Imagine getting your face ripped off, but not being able to pass out from the blood loss.

Firebrand X: I'd rather not. Let's get you fixed up. Andonuts will be able to-

Arremer X: No.....I just need my mask. I need to put my real face back on....and never take it off.

Firebrand X: .....

Subculture's roller coaster career sees big wins and harsh losses from week to week. He looked to get back on track yet again by taking on the Gouji monster Dogma Mask. A rough encounter for the Green Bomber, as the shark man took him to the mat and actually bit into his gloves, ripping them off. A psychological ploy gone bad, as without the gloves, the KO Punch had to hurt that much more. 1-2-3. Subculture back in the winning column. After the match, he stated that he would be bowing out of any challenges for Fright Night, as he needed to hit the gym and get refocused before making another title challenge.

We then cut to the interview stage, as lucha legends Rey Dorado and Bullet stood by with Kiva and Los Tiburon...



Rey Dorado: Hello Renegades, it is an honor to be among you. Bullet and I are here to put a stop to this Undeth Movement before it can even begin. We've heard of these vandals before in the seediest parts of Anahuac. They are dangerous and twisted, and they bring a dark side to Lucha Libre, that we won't stand for. That is why we have come to unite with the greatest luchadors in Eagleland, to stop them before they-

?: Before we what, enlighten the masses? You want them held down under the yolk of "life"? What you heard about us, and what we really are, are two different things. It would be impossible to hear the truth from any lips but ours, as we leave no witnesses in our personal killing fields.

Bullet: You give Lucha Libre a bad name!

?: Do we? I think the foundations of the past give it a bad name. YOU give it a bad name. We're here to enlighten, and to eliminate the past to create a future of Undeth.

Rey Dorado: You talk big, but all you are is talk. All you do is attack from the shadows. Step out into the light. Let us see you. Let us face you. What do we even call you?

?: Call me.....Void. To my right is Hazard. Then we have Hood and Killing Joke. We are the cataclysm of your ideology. The armageddon of your tradition. We have set aside life. We have become...Undeth.

It was now main event time, as the 87's and MadHouse butt heads once again ahead of two very important matches at Fright Night. Amigo would act as special referee and call the shots throughout to get a feel for it before the title match. Sal and Trevor went right after MadHouse after the bell rang. The tension between Mike and Akinan allowed the 87's to control most of the match and fire up the Renegades hoping for a shut out at Fright Night. However, the Big Guy and Kinniku Mike rallied, with a double lariat that changed the pace of the match. Now the 87's were on the ropes fighting back. The Typhoon came down on Sal Paradise as Trevor Mach, trapped in the ropes ended up eating a sick running dropkick from Akinan. The 87's were down and out as Mike got the 1-2-3. Sudden comeback from MadHouse, saw the 87's blown away in the last few minutes. Amigo called it down the line, and raised Mike's hand after match, showing that he can and will call the title match fairly. What does this all mean for Fright Night? Only one way to find out...unless you read about it later....so two ways to find out....please watch though.



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Arremer X beat Hexagon III via DQ
2. Singles: Firebrand X beat Locura via Kimura -> Submission
3. Lady Renegades 8-Woman Elimination Tag: Lady M's/Mura/Alyssa Flash/Murasaki beat Tracy/Erica/Valarie Dorado/Fem C
-Alyssa Flash beat Fem C via Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver -> Pin
-Erica beat Alyssa Flash via Curb Stomp -> Pin
-Lady M's beat Valarie Dorado via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
-Tracy beat Mura via TikTak -> Pin
-Lady M's beat Erica via Rolling M's -> Pin
-Tracy beat Lady M's via TikTak -> Pin
-Murasaki beat Tracy via Violet Frosion -> Pin
4. Singles: Subculture beat Dogma Mask via KO Punch -> Pin
5. Tag: Kinniku Mike[o]/Akinan beat Sal Paradise[x]/Trevor Mach via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin Special Referee: Amigo

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Agent Cooper: *activates tape recorder* Diane, it's 1:48 and I am about to get back onto the streets with Captain Bill Strong. Fourside is a strange city. Like I said before, its commerce depends on wrestling, and yet several local businesses and people in power are more and more opposed to the idea. I asked Bill this morning what the secret was to the fresh air in this big city. He said it might have been the trees. I did some research, and it turns out we're surrounding in gorgeous, gigantic Douglas Firs. By the way, you know how I was looking for a good, inexpensive hotel. Bill made the recommendation of the Four Peaks hotel. It's one of the four tallest buildings in the city, hence the name. It lived up, and served some damn fine coffee in the morning. I'm about to head over to one of the other "Four Peaks" in Fourside. The Monotoli Tower. The big wig, glad-handing dandy over there Geldegarde Monotoli, has a past with Lauren Powers that I just discovered last night. *click*



Captain Strong: The entrance is just around the corner here Coop.

Agent Cooper: Does everyone in Fourside conduct their business outside?

Captain Strong: What do you mean?

Agent Cooper: Look over there.

Tack Angel: Mr. Monotoli, can we please talk about this?

Mr. Monotoli: No! I won't have any more of your company! I have had Fourside in my blood for years! I was the Mayor of this fine city! When that ended I opened up a chain of businesses. I made the mistake of carrying your merchandise in my stores, and that's a mistake I'm going to be fixing right now! I've been waiting for a reason to give to my shareholders, and now I have it. Lauren Powers was chewed up and spit out by the system, and now she's gone missing on Havok's watch. That's enough reason for me to get out of this business partnership here and now!

Agent Cooper: Were you not part of the system that chewed her up and spit her out Mr. Monotoli?

Mr. Monotoli: What?! How dare you! Just who do you think you are!?

Agent Cooper: Special Agent Cooper of the F.B.I

Mr. Monotoli: ...Oh.

Tack Angel: He's heading up the Lauren Powers investigation.

Mr. Monotoli: I hope you find her safe and sound, but I'm not hedging my bets on it.

Captain Strong: Why? Know something we don't?

Agent Cooper: We know something he doesn't know we know.

Tack Angel: Do I know what we know? Do I know what he knows?

Agent Cooper: No Mr. Angel, you know nothing at this point.

Tack Angel: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Mr. Monotoli: What are you on about?

Agent Cooper: Mr. Monotoli, while going through Lauren's things at the Rowsdower home I discovered some old catalogs from Monotoli Department stores. I noticed a rather attractive young lady in the marked pages. It was none other than Lauren Powers. Tell me Mr. Angel, did she ever bring these pictures up during the contract negotiations.

Tack Angel: No she didn't. They seem harmless though, so it wouldn't have changed my mind.

Agent Cooper: No, they are quite lovely and innocent, yet she never brought them up. Mr. Rowsdower knew nothing about them either. Normally a young attractive lady wouldn't mind showing off. I have to wonder if she was ashamed of the work.

Mr. Monotoli: I don't even want to know what you're trying to imply here.

Agent Cooper: Not trying to imply anything. I don't have all the facts. Please fill me in on your associations with Miss Powers.

Mr. Monotoli: It is what it is. She used to model for the catalog! She was a sweet girl. We got a lot of calls about her. I wanted to hire her on in a full time capacity, but then.....she decided to wrestle.

Agent Cooper: You seem to have a disdain for wrestling.

Captain Strong: Funny you say that, because he used to manage wrestlers back in the day.

Agent Cooper: Is that so?

Mr. Monotoli: I hate wrestling, but I love money. I thought there was money to be made. That's when I saw the business for what it was. I wanted no part in it, but I have shareholders to answer to. They won't want our brand associated with Havok anymore after they let that sweet girl get kidnapped under their watch.

Agent Cooper: You're a horrible liar.

Mr. Monotoli: What? I'm not lying! I laid it straight that I used to manage for financial gain and-

Agent Cooper: The way you talk about Lauren is the lie. You're trying to hold back with your face. I don't think you thought she was as sweet and innocent as you're letting on.

Captain Strong: You say that from his face?

Agent Cooper: It's what I do Bill.

Mr. Monotoli: Alright....so she wasn't such a sweet girl. She's set up quite the image for herself though. Let's just say she didn't have problems using her body to get what she wanted.

Captain Strong: You mean you-

Mr. Monotoli: No...unfortunately, she never went that far with me. I heard rumors, but the best I got were some....risque photos. She used them as a "resume" of sorts. She said she needed the money, and she wanted it to be discrete. Her life was wreck, you could just tell. Crazy home life and some recreational drug use will do that to you.

Agent Cooper: Drug use. I see. That seems like it would have been hard to cover up.

Mr. Monotoli: She cared about her image more than anything. The cracks were forming though until he "discovered" her, and tried recruiting and training her for wrestling.

Agent Cooper: Who is "he"?

Tack Angel: Oh! I know this one!

Agent Cooper: Excellent Mr. Angel. Please, fill me in.

Tack Angel: Yes, I'm helping! Alright, Lauren's original trainer was none other than Master Lu.

Agent Cooper: Master Lu? Alright, where can I find him?

Tack Angel: Well, after Sparkle folded he has split time between other projects, but recently he's been training our Lady Renegades, meaning I know exactly where he is.



Master Lu: Dammit, I want to see aggression! I don't care if you're friends! A good team needs to beat the hell out of each other every now and then! Do it!

Agent Cooper: Master Lu?

Master Lu: Yes?

Agent Cooper: Special Agent Cooper F.B.I.

Master Lu: I heard about you. I was wondering when you were going to get to me.

Agent Cooper: You were Lauren Powers' trainer?

Master Lu: Yes. I was getting her ready for a Sparkle debut when the company folded. I was the one who got Tack Angel up to speed on her accomplishments. I was happy that he was so adamant about signing her. She's a top talent, and this whole thing has been an absolute tragedy.

Agent Cooper: It's a tragedy indeed. Tell me, who is that woman over there, and why is she trying very badly to conceal herself?

Captain Strong: The lady in the doorway? Why that's Tess, she's Tracy's mother.

Agent Cooper: Tracy is one of the wrestlers who was not too keen on Lauren Powers coming in. She was set to be her opponent the night she was missing yes?

Captain Strong: Yes.

Agent Cooper: She's also Master Lu's lover.

Captain Strong: Ye-wait what?

Master Lu: How....how do you know that?

Agent Cooper: The way you're looking at her. The way she's looking at you. The fact that she was here before us. I was watching Sparkle tapes last night trying to catch up. Sexual tension was obvious.

Master Lu: Fine fine fine! What does that have to do with anything?

Agent Cooper: You're see the mother of Tracy. That created a conflict of interest, and that is why you stopped training Lauren correct?

Master Lu: ...Something like that. It would have been dishonest and dishonorable to not be honest about it. By that time I was barely seeing much of Lauren though. She was gone, falling back into old habits.

Agent Cooper: Drugs?

Master Lu: She had a side many didn't get to see. Bouts of depression and wild manic dreams. She had a hard life growing up. The stress of plastering on a fake smile got to her. She said she needed to feel numb, but it was killing her. I did what I could to get her clean, and I figured the job with Havok would be what she needed. Unfortunately...it didn't work out that way.

Agent Cooper: Thank you for your time Master Lu, but if you'll excuse me, I need to address Miss Tess quickly. Miss Tess?

Tess: Oh, you saw me huh?

Agent Cooper: You weren't hiding that well. You wanted to be seen though didn't you?

Tess: In a way yes. I didn't want it to be here and now though. Lu and I were keeping this discreet.

Agent Cooper: I apologize for that, but-

Tess: No, it's fine. It is what it is. I was going to be looking for you anyway. I have a message and instructions for you Agent Cooper. A group of people I know want to meet you. They want to help solve this disappearance.

Agent Cooper: Great, who are they?

Tess: Just go to One Eyed Jack's tonight at 9. Ask for.....the "Founders".



Captain Strong: Well I'll be. Is this an EBW reunion or something?

Agent Cooper: Do you know these guys?

Captain Strong: I do. They are the genuine article my friend. EBW originals.

Agent Cooper: Ah, yes I know some of these faces from the tapes. They're also apparently the Founders I was told to meet?

Ness: Right you are Agent Cooper. Strong, it's been a while.

Captain Strong: It sure has. This kid used to wear ball caps and back packs, and now he's decked out in a suit. I used to whip this kid into shape back in the day. Helped him save the world once....by moving some road blocks....after trying to beat him up.

Agent Cooper: What?

Captain Strong: It was a long time ago. You're looking tired Ness.

Ness: We don't exactly get a lot of time to sleep. There is always evil at work. Agent Cooper, we're the Founders. We're the originals that started it all, and even though we've moved on from what used to be called EBW, we still work to do good and fight evil.

Agent Cooper: Commendable. For centuries, men and women in societies have formed organizations for that exact purpose. Fourside looks to be no different.

Orange Kid. Agent Cooper, we're using our expertise to try and locate Lauren Powers and find the culprit.

Apple Kid: We think it might go much deeper than one person.

Jeff Andonuts: You've already seen that Fourside holds many secrets beneath the surface.

Captain Strong: Jeff Andonuts? Don't you still work for Havok? What are you doing here?

Jeff Andonuts: What? I lead a very active lifestyle. I like to get out and do things. I wear many hats.

Ness: I wanted my brothers and oldest friends to join me in this. We've been aiding and assisting from behind the shadows for some time, but we believe things are about to get worse. Something ominous lurks in Fourside. Something I fear is more than just a missing person's case. Are you an open minded person Agent Cooper?

Agent Cooper: Well, like your meditating friend over there, I have spent time practicing the Mu discipline in Dalaam. My mind is open to the possibilities.

?: Well that's good-



Little Mac: Because around here, anything can happen.

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey Havok here with the usual updates. You know the deal by now. If you don't, then what the hell is wrong with you? Have you not been paying attention for years?! Flash Havok's been keeping me busy. We've had a lot going on fighting Mess, how seems to have the upper hand. They turned Kyo, took the title, and seemingly recruited an evil Flash Havok ranger. We're looking to fight back and stop this from getting even worse. Little M's and I lost a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors against TaskForce, so the two of them will be joining Degrees against the Evil Ranger and the Zolors in the main event of the next #EVER! In other matches, Ash and Dem Bones will be debuting as a team against Jelly Jiggler and That Guy, while Swift and Larmore take on the Co-Nucks. The Mapleland team will have to work harder than ever now that Zapp Rowsdower has gone AWOL following the disappearance of Lauren Powers. Has anyone seen her by the way? Keep your eyes open. Jamie OD will issuing an Open Challenge in hopes of getting a few more fights under his belt before going for another title challenge. The deposed Ninteldo General Marcus has invaded #EVER along with his muscle Death Adder. He has immediately targeted the Segua All-Stars, with Gear stepping up to be Death Adder's first opponent. How will he fare, and just how did Marcus get out of prison after the war crimes of Zealstraillia? Find out maybe? on the next #EVER!

#EVER: 31 The Evil Ranger
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Jelly Jiggler/That Guy vs. Ash/Dem Bones
2. Tag: Swift/Larmore vs. Vance/Christophe
3. OD Open Challenge: Jamie OD vs. ?
4. Singles: Gear vs. Death Adder[Debut]
5. Flash Havok vs. Mess 6-Man Tag: Degrees/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Evil Ranger/Zolor #1/Zolor #2

Hailey Havok: I got some bigger news for you! The Badass Rumble is back! Havok is heading back to Saturn City for the return of the Rumble City Pay Per View! On this night we'll also see Sal Paradise try to go for his 7th defense against Amigo, while Trevor Mach will defend his newly won Television Championship against two yet to be announced opponents. The Purple Killer Murasaki will also face either Lady M's or Tracy. All of this, the Badass Rumble, and much more, when Havok returns to Pay Per View. More coming on this big event so stay tuned.



Officially Unofficial Rumble City 2014 Theme:


Havok: Rumble City 2014
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Pay Per View

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Murasaki vs. Tracy or Lady M's
2. Havok Television Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. TBA vs. TBA
3. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Amigo
4. Badass Rumble: TBA

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Agent Cooper: *activates tape recorder* Diane, Fourside is a beautiful city. Like I've said, the air is clean, as is the water. You know what I always say. I'd rather be here than Saturn City. Turns out the city is full of mysteries though. A long thought dead wrestling legend has re-emerged in secret, forming a group of former wrestlers called "The Founders" who watch over and protect those in their former line of work. They told me that they believe something much bigger is going on, with the disappearance of Lauren Powers. They have directed me to a mysterious part of the city called "Moonside". I don't exactly remember how I got here, but it looks like something out one of those dreams I was telling you about. The neon lights and odd people aside, they can still brew a damn fine pot of coffee. I have entered a lodge of sorts called #EVERland, where a red room hosts the wrestling promotion that Lauren Powers directly worked. I will check this place out to continue my investigation. I feel.....like I've been here before. *click*



Degrees: Team, I know things have been tough, but that's because they think they are using our weaknesses against us. They got smart very quickly, and caught us off guard, trying to hit us where it hurts. They will find out that our bonds are our greatest strength....along with science superpower of course....and we will fight back beginning tonight!

Jason Saxon: We've got this Degrees!

Tony Novus: The face of #EVER and the radical TaskForce are going to take those Zolors apart! That Evil Ranger though....what's the story with him.

Hailey Havok: The story is that you need to kick his head in!

Little M's: *nod*

Degrees: We'll defeat anyone from MESS that stands in the way of justice and peace! We'll save Kyo. We'll bring the belt back to #EVER because we are FLASH HAVOK!

Agent Cooper: ......*activates tape recorder* Diane, we've got some interesting characters roaming around here. This could take some time.



#EVER is back! Yes, we took that week off for Fright Night, and you better stop pretending that you didn't notice. You totally cared and missed your #Hashtagger fix! Tonight's show would see the debut of the Skeleton Crew Ash and Dem Bones, a Jamie OD Open Challenge, the "Genesis" of the Ninteldo Invasion (see what I did there so clever), and a Flash Havok vs. MESS 6-Man Tag, that will see the Evil Ranger in action.

The opening match saw the Skeleton Crew take on the gelatinous show off Jelly Jiggler and That Guy. Ash and Dem Bones had the spooky advantage, being skeletons and all, but Jelly Jiggler lacked a skeleton, making him the perfect foil to the debuting duo. Funny moment in the early goings, as Ash and Dem were talking strategy. Dem can't say a word, but Ash was responding as if he heard every word he said. The new team impressed and captured the win when Ash hit the Bone DRYver on the overselling workhorse Jelly Jiggler. While he had no bones to break, he did turn into a puddle, a puddle that was easily pinned.

Swift and Larmore locked up with the Co-Nucks in next tag match. Vance and Christophe tried to hold their own against the veterans, using a stiff northern style that will always be overshadowed by Mapleland stereotypes like a love of syrup, hockey, and the metric system. Without the guidance of Zapp Rowsdower, Vance would fall prey to the Blackhammer from Swift following the POUNCE! After the match, Swift and Larmore announced that they were looking for a third to join them to challenge for the Havok Trios Championships. Tryouts would begin soon.



Knux: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

General Marcus: My man Death Adder didn't feel like waiting until later to deal with this Segua scum.

Knux: Typical Ninteldo! Death Adder, how could you do this? You're from the Segua Kingdom!

General Marcus: He serves a new master now. The reformed Ninteldo U Empire! A reformed Kingdom needed its leader, and luckily I have friends in high places that were able to release me from that travesty of imprisonment. I jumped right back into the fray, making my empire strong once again. Now that I have settled that business, I will wipe the remnants of the old Segua Kingdom off the map! Til was all too easy to defeat, and Gear thought he could laugh us off. He's not laughing off Death Adder right now is he?

Knux: You monster! Why don't you try that with me. Unlike Gear, I don't chuckle. I'll take either of you on right here and now!

General Marcus: You don't make the demands around here. Segua is under the iron fist of Ninteldo U, and I will tell you when we will meet in the ring of battle. You will face Death Adder.....next week.

The next match would see Jamie OD issue an Open Challenge. The rumors swirling around that day, were that a new challenger would approach to challenge Jamie OD and instantly make a name in #EVER. The #Hashtaggers would be pleasantly surprised as the rumors were true. The new challenger turned out to be another Segua All-Star, Joe Pencil.



The popular 90's themed cartoonist turned wrestler gave Jamie OD a run for his money in this exciting debut for Joe. Outside of the ring, Mr. Gouji, Mr. Dangerous, and Dogma Mask were looking on. Perhaps scouting talent? Pencil will be a big "draw" for #EVER, but he would not win his first match, falling to the Penalty Kick, but pushing Jamie OD to extremes. After the match, the hooligan helped Pencil to his feet and welcomed him to #EVER. Pencil thanked OD and the fans for the warm welcome, telling them that the down on his luck cartoonist will find the inspiration to draw again in #EVER, and that his goal is the #EVER Open Championship. Welcome aboard Joe Pencil.

The main event would see Flash Havok take on MESS in a 6-Man Tag, with the #EVER Open Champion Kyo looking on with Evil Doctor Bill Sanchez. Degrees looked to be fired up as he faced off with the newest product of MESS, the Evil Ranger, using a dark version of the Flash powers to match them move for move and hold for hold in the ring. Degrees and TaskForce used the power of teamwork and friendship to overcome the odds and give me diabetes, I mean, they defeated the MESS contingent, when TaskForce used a Double Flash Flying Forearm Smash to behead two of the Zolors, as Degrees dodged a high kick by the Evil Ranger to hit his PhDDT and remove the helmet of the Evil Ranger. Flash Havok won the match, but the team were shocked to see just who was under the helmet of the Evil Ranger.



Jackson Kain has returned...

#EVER: 31 The Evil Ranger
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Ash[o]/Dem Bones beat Jelly Jiggler[x]/That Guy via Bone DRYver -> Pin
2. Tag: Swift[o]/Larmore beat Vance[x]/Christophe via Blackhammer -> Pin
3. OD Open Challenge: Jamie OD beat Joe Pencil via Penalty Kick -> Pin
4. Singles: Gear vs. Death Adder[Debut]
5. Flash Havok vs. MESS 6-Man Tag: Degrees/Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus[o] beat Evil Ranger/Zolor #1[x]/Zolor #2[x] via Double Flash Flying Forearm Smash -> Destruction

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with a Havok news update. A big Chaos TV! began the buildup to Havok's return to Pay Per View with Rumble City. Amigo found his way into the #1 Contender position after winning a convoluted scavenger hunt. The pure athletic world warrior has the shot for Rumble City, but is risking it all so he can prove to himself that he deserves it, opening the next Chaos TV! against his oldest rival Kinniku Mike. That's right, this big match is opening the show. Amigo felt that since it is his first official match back, he should start at the beginning before rising to the top to claim the Havok World Championship. We will also see the fall out from the betrayal of Cherub Kid on the 87's. The youngest member of the 87's turned his back on his team, joining up with a reinforced Gouji Guys group that includes the Havok Trios Champions along with the monsters Dogma Mask and Poison Jam. This new group is diverse and dangerous, and possibly affiliated with the government oversight adviser Senator Armstrong. What could he have to do with this group? The 87's hope to fire back, as the Havok World Champion Sal Paradise, Havok Television Champion Trevor Mach, and Grind take on Cherub Kid, Randy no Kachi, and Dogma Mask in 6-Man Tag action. From 6-Man Tag to Trios, we also have the Anahuac Heroes minus Bullet taking on the new deadly force Undeth minus leader Void. Alyssa Flash will have a No Rules battle with Fem C, while Firebrand X locks up with Anwin. The main event of course will see Tracy and Lady M's go toe to toe once again, with the winner getting a shot at Murasaki at Rumble City. All of this and more on the next Chaos TV!



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. #1 Contender World: Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike
2. No Rules Lady Renegades Singles: Alyssa Flash vs. Fem C
3. Trios: Rey Dorado/Kiva/Los Tiburon vs. Hazard/Hood/Killing Joke
4. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Anwin
5. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach/Grind vs. Cherub Kid/Randy no Kachi/Dogma Mask
6. Non-Title Singles(Winner gets Murasaki at Rumble City): Tracy vs. Lady M's



Officially Unofficial Rise of the Renegades Theme: L6cVcbkx8l8

Hater: Nyah! In other news, the successor of The Ultimate EBW is coming to Havok Battle Network! Rise of the Renegades will see 4 would be Renegades and 4 would be Lady Renegades fighting for ultimate glory. Unlike previous seasons, only the winner and the runner up of each gender division will be getting a spot on the rosters. The winners will be heading to the Havok main brand, while the runner up will have to start in #EVER. The coaches this season will be Kinniku Mike and Akinan. Yes, MadHouse has dissolved, but Mr. Strong Tits and the Big Guy still want to prove to each other who the better leader and wrestler is. They will lead the teams with assistant coaches, training the talent before pitting them against each other. The coaches will face off in the finale show, with the winner getting a shot at the Havok Television Championship. We'll have more news soon, including the introductions of the would be Renegades and Lady Renegades, so stay tuned. Nyah!

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Hailey Havok: BREAKING NEWS! This is a big one folks! Several wrestlers have just been let out of their Havok contracts, but they will STILL be working with Havok! What do I mean by that? Well I'm not really sure how this is working out. Uh...Nerma? Help?

Nerma: Absolutely. This is a big deal. Senator Armstrong, the Government official overseeing Havok, has just changed the game for everyone. Aligning with the new and improved Gouji Guys, Sentator Armstrong is planning to use them as his men on the inside to quote "get to the bottom of things in Havok". To that end he has made a power play, forcing Tack Angel to let the Renegades out of their contracts, before rehiring them as Privately Contracted Wrestlers, or PCW's. This lets them work outside of the rules to a point, and answer to Gouji and Armstrong instead of Tack Angel. The Government is holding a lot of leverage against Havok, forcing the Boss to allow these moves to happen. He would also have to stand by as the Government used eminent domain to seize control of the old Havok Tower. Armstrong decided that the building was taking up space, and in a symbolic gesture, planned to have it demolished to make way for his brand new and improved campaign office. It was at this announcement that the world got the first glimpse of the new side of the former Cherub Kid, now referring to himself as the Kishin Kid. He stood next to Gouji and Armstrong as the centerpiece of the large faction, as his former protege Tack Angel watched on. It was here that....well....Trevor Mach did something....something....

Hailey Havok: Trevor did something AWESOME!



Senator Armstrong: It's a new day people. A new day for your city, and and a new day for this now Government regulated product. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the biggest fan of oversight myself, but with me in charge of it, you can guarantee I'll get the job done, and the job done right. For too long, this company has controlled your city, and held its workers in an iron grip. I have freed these men, getting them more money, less restrictions from Havok, and the ability to help me do my job.  

Mr. Gouji: My clients are getting the fairest deal they have had in a long time, and together we're going to have more money and more power than ever before.

Kishin Kid: ...Time for a change.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Look at all this Nosan. What's happened to Cherub Kid?

Nosan: Yeah, it's a bummer. Why am I here again boss?

Tack Angel: So I don't look crazy talking to myself.

Nosan: Oh right.

Kishin Kid: I've been wasted for too long. I'm a better wrestler than I've ever been given credit for. I practically taught myself. I have taught myself eaglish as well. I have abandoned the old, and I've embraced the new. The facade of the innocent Cherub is over. I am Kishin Kid, and I stand by Gouji and Senator Armstrong.

Senator Armstrong: Well said kid. The youth are our future, and the youth will support my movement to change and regulate this promotion, and bring about an era of Privately Contracted Wrestlers. Today, we demolish a symbol of the old, to bring about the n-

Trevor Mach: Whoa! You're blowing up a building and you didn't invite me?! Cherub, what the hell bro?

Kishin Kid: I have nothing to say to you Mach.

Trevor Mach: Give it time, I'll get you chewing me out before long. I'm persistent like that. Especially when a little bastard blind sides me with betrayal.

Senator Armstrong: Well well well, Trevor Mach made it just in time. You know, you're name keeps showing up in my trouble files. Perhaps if you see what I'm capable of, you'll decide to work with me instead of against me. Maybe we can right some of your wrongs.

Trevor Mach: I own my wrongs Armstrong. I didn't come here to work with you. I came here to stop you. If anyone is doing anything to this building, it's me.

Mr. Gouji: Just how do you plan on doing anything? You're just one man, and we are many.

Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well, you might see one man, but I C4.

Mr. Gouji: C4?

Nosan: What does he mean by-

Tack Angel: Oh dang it I get it! EVERYBOOOODY DUUUUCK!!!

*BOOM*



Mr. Dangerous: 3Dangerous5Me!

LG Rod: CHEESE IT!

Kishin Kid: Grrr....

Senator Armstrong: Heh. This could be fun.

Nosan: I am NOT cleaning this up!

Tack Angel: *sigh* You know he's actually done this before? Oh sure, just blow up a building! Don't get arrested! Do it twice even! Whatever! *throws hands up* We weren't using the building anyways.

Nosan: Did you forget? You had planned to have the building renovated as a Battle Spirits arena for a new show on the Network.

Tack Angel: *gasp* MY BATTLE SPIRITS ARENA! COOOME BAAAAACK!

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Nerma: So there you have it.

Hailey Havok: YEAH! We're not going to take this Government shit laying down!

Nerma: They were destroying the building anyways! If anything, it made the job easier for them!

Hailey Havok: But Trevor took the moment from them!

Nerma: Well anyways, that's not the only news we have for you today surprisingly enough. The roster for Rise of the Renegades has been confirmed, 4 Renegades and 4 Lady Renegades selected to take part in Havok's first edition of the concept that started with the original Ultimate EBW that gave us talent like Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Erica.



Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! Here we are! Kinniku Mike finally has his own television show!

Akinan: It's MY show Mike! They only put you on here because you have a problem with me being a better leader. It's a fact, and I'm going to show you!

Kinniku Mike: You mean you're going to show me when you're not busy answering to Mach's every beckoned call. Got to get that right to challenge back, even IF you'll never make it to the big dance again. Uuuuu!!!!

Akinan: You just focus on the ass kicking you're going to get on Rise of the Renegades, then you and I will lock up in the ring, where I'll kick your ass all over again! Now shut it while I get this going! I have to introduce the-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu! I'll introduce them! First, we've got the Rated M SOOperstar from FXE Bubu!

Bubu: Sup.

Kinniku Mike: Then, we have a guy tailor made for my team. He's a famous porn actor, looking to turn things around and enter into a professional wrestling career. The legendary Erik Stone!

Erik Stone: I don't suppose I'll get to lock up with any of these fine ladies will I? Actually, I'm here to work, and I work hard. I've been studying wrestling and I get the thrust of the situation. I'm ready to penetrate this market and saturate it. However ladies, I always have time to play too. *wink*

Akinan: My turn! We've got this demented bastard that's been all over the East, but he's finally coming here to more than likely join my team, the winning team. Manjimortal.

Manjimortal: .......

Kinniku Mike: Why you even giving him time to talk? His mouth is covered! It would be muffled anyways! That's just stupid!

Akinan: No stupider than this Bubu guy! "Sup"? Really? That's all you've got!? Pathetic!

Bubu: Meh.

Akinan: The last Renegade is this masked freak over here, who only answers in rhythm. Rhythm Wrestler.

Bubu: Wub a dub a dub is that true?

Rhythm Wrestler: Eh.

Akinan: What the hell are you doing?

Bubu: I was trying it out!

Kinniku Mike: My favorite part of this job will be working very closely with the Lady Renegades! Haha! YEAH!

Akinan: You're getting too excited about this. That's why you're going to fail.

Kinniku Mike: Says you bitch! These Strong Tits detect the best women, and my ladies will carve your ladies up! First off we got the sexy, stunning, sensational beach babe Sunny Malibu!

Sunny Malibu: Surf's up Mike!

Kinniku Mike: Hahaha! Yes! This please my Strong Tits!

Akinan: Great, she's a surfing stereotype. You can have her! When it comes time to pick Lady Renegades, I'll be choosing the next one. The strong stoic warrior Kaie!

Kaie: Don't ask me questions. Don't expect me to try and dazzle you with words. Just put me in this ring with an opponent, and I will do what I do.

Akinan: Perfect.

Kinniku Mike: I'm going to take her!

Akinan: YOU ARE NOT!

Kinniku Mike: Watch me! I'm going to take her and....and....Sal Paradise.....what the hell are you doing here?

Sal Paradise: My cat senses were tingling.

Kinniku Mike: What?

Sal Paradise: Her. Kat Prowler. Meeeeow.

Kat Prowler: Hehe....he's....he's the Havok World Champion....and he's making me very nervous.

Kinniku Mike: He's got a thing for cat women I guess.....now that you mention it.....so do I.

Erik Stone: Me too. *wink*

Kat Prowler: Oh dear.

Kaie: We're not here to be ogled! We're here to FIGHT!

Akinan: That's right!

Kinniku Mike: Of course we're here to fight! My women will be strong as well as sexy! These strong tits don't have time to......time to.....ogle.......the...



Kinniku Mike: .....Ogle....the....

Aisha: The name's Aisha, and you can ogle me all you want. If you've got it, flaunt it. Whatever it takes to get a spot on your team Mike.

Kinniku Mike: .....I think I've found my next ex-wife.

Akinan: And she'll be joining my team! HA!

Kinniku Mike: NOOOOO!!!!!

Do you miss Havok: Renegades, the introspective series that took us into the lives of the Renegades outside of the ring? Neither do we! I mean, we kind of do that anyway with our army of Hervey Ninja Clones, so what was the point really. The show has been canned, but fear not, because it's time to pull another idea out of our as-it's time to introduce an explosive new show that will do what the other show did, but better. Cause like....it's a different format? Join out new host Tommy Dukes, as he takes you inside Havok with.....Havok Insider!



Officially Unofficial Havok Insider Theme:




Tommy Dukes: What's up Renegades, I'm Tommy Dukes, the Don Rickles of Havok, and this is Havok Insider! This is the new show where we go in depth to find out what's going on in Havok, and I'm not talking about that sentai crap in #EVER either....unless I'm told to talk about it. No, I'm a wrestling fan, and this show is about wrestling dammit! You want to blow up robots? Go watch Battlebots. In fact, time travel back to 2002, record Battlebots, and bring it back with you so I can watch it when I'm done. I miss that show. A show I never miss is Chaos TV!, and that poorly made transition took me 5 hours to come up with. We're seeing a lot of developments ahead of a promising Rumble City Pay Per View. The tickets and selling well, and PPV numbers are scheduled to meet or exceed previous estimates, so that's cool I guess. What interested me most this week was seeing this brand new side of the former Cherub Kid. Kishin Kid seems like a totally new dude. He came into wrestling at 16, and he's had some highs and lows, but in this new phase to his career, it looks like it's finally starting to click together. Joined by Mr. Gouji, it's Kishin Kid himself right here in the studio. Heya Kishin Kid.

Kishin Kid: It's great to be here. The New Epic gets to make history and be the first guest on your show.

Tommy Dukes: The New Epic. I like that. Look, I don't judge on the whole heel/face/tweener/whatever the hell the 87's are nonsense. I rate you on your work rate, and for years you've carried your share. Now, you look to be moving back up in the world. You have a shot against Olly Oliver, and if you win you become one of the opponents to face Trevor Mach at Rumble City.

Kishin Kid: It's not a shot, it's a promise. I promise you, that Olly Oliver is going to get pinned to that mat, and I'm going to WRECK his Atari Lynx. As for Trevor Mach, this has been a long time coming. The ridicule and the insults. Him thinking he was taking me under his wing. Yeah, I am with his adopted daughter, he's going to have to deal with that. He doesn't behave like father anyways. He's never there, but I am.

Tommy Dukes: Well to be fair she is in her 20's, what's he supposed to do?

Kishin Kid: He's a failure as a father, and I'd call him a failure as a mentor, but he never was one to begin with. I took what I could from the 87's, just like I did from Tack Angel before them, and when I got a better offer I jumped on it. Now, I'm the face of the Gouji Guys, and the face of the new wrestler, the Privately Contracted Wrestler. Unbound by Havok rules and regulations. They have to pay me just to keep me around, and if I don't like what I'm getting, I can go somewhere else.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, let's talk about that. Havok gets a lot of flack for all the surreal happenings that take place during a wrestling show. Some like it and some don't, but what's recently been happening has shed a light on some real political and philosophical issues regarding the sport. Weighing out the pros and cons, do you think the extra money is worth throwing away brand loyalty? Should it be every man for himself, or should every Renegade work to try and grow the brand not just for them, but for all Renegades?

Mr. Gouji: I'll answer that one by saying no comment. It's not our place to discuss that here and now. We're just here to issue an ultimatum to the 87's. We just acquired the services of one Noah Jennings. We have a sizable number seeing things from our perspective. Maybe, just maybe, a few more 87's will jump ship? I have an eye for talent, and the Renegades know, more than ever, that it pays to be a Gouji Guy.

Tommy Dukes: Alright, thank you for your time. We're shifting gears now, to a big announcement concerning the Rise of the Renegades season that's about to begin. We can confirm that the Coaches will be able to assign assistant coaches to help them train the would be Renegades and Lady Renegades. We have breaking news on that now as a matter of fact, as the Havok Television Champion Trevor Mach is standing by outside of Akinan's house? What? Let's check it out.



Trevor Mach: Get Hype Havok Insider Guy, cause Trevor Mach is here! Boosh!

Kinniku Mike: And I'm here too for unrelated reasons! Uuuuu!!!

Tommy Dukes: What are you guys doing?

Kinniku Mike: I've been standing here waiting for Akinan to get his ass out of his house! We've got to throw down, and I'm not waiting for Rise of the Renegades! He's cost me one shot too many and these Strong Tits are PISSED! UUuuuu!

Akinan: Get off my property!

Kinniku Mike: Give me my match!

Trevor Mach: Yeah! Give him his match or whatever! How can you afford this house by the way?

Akinan: Good investing! GET OFF MY LAWN!

Trevor Mach: I see you got a pool, that's pretty chill.

Akinan: Don't make me come down there!

Trevor Mach: No no DO come down here, and bring me some nachos! Just don't put them on a plate where they're all soggy. I want one of those plastic holders that they make for the ball parks and shit.

Akinan: Screw you guys!

Kinniku Mike: Hey I don't want nachos, I just want to beat your ass!

Akinan: It ain't happening until I SAY it happens! Then I beat YOUR ass!

Trevor Mach: What kind of a man enjoys a pool without delicious, salty nachos with cheese?!

Tommy Dukes: Guys, can we talk about what Trevor is doing there? You said you had some big announcement concerning Rise of the Renegades?

Trevor Mach: Oh hell yeah I do! I'd like to announce that Akinan is picking ME to be his assistant coach!

Akinan: WHAT?! Like hell you are!

Trevor Mach: Akinan, did we forget that I hold your World Championship future in my hands?

Akinan: SON OF A BITCH!

Trevor Mach: Hey, don't get worked up about it brah! I'm going to help you beat Mike! Now look, I've been a coach before, so I've got the experience. I can punch, kick, grapple, and I can knee. Oh boy, can I knee. Coaching is going to be awesome, and this season should be awesome! I mean look at us. You're looking at at LEAST 4 future Hall of Famers here, with Akinan, Mike, and myself twice. Once as a wrestler, and the other as a coach/former President or whatever.

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! Even my Strong Tits think you've got too much of an ego Mach!

Trevor Mach: Are you kidding Mike? Are you kidding Strong Tit left and or right? On my tombstone, it's going to say next to an empty plot, "Here would have been a Bad Bad Man, but we couldn't keep the son of a bitch in the grave!" Now, am I writing checks that my ass can't cash? Probably, but the hype is there, and like it or not Mike, I'm going to be on Team Akinan for the L-O-Ls of it. Say Akinan, how are those nachos coming along?

Akinan: .......They're in the damn microwave.

Trevor Mach: ....Did you just tell me you're nuking nachos? That's like pissing on the Mona Lisa man. That's just sad.

Tommy Dukes: Can we please stop talking about nachos? This is not a show about nachos.

Kinniku Mike: ....Maybe it should be about nachos.

Akinan: Yeah, I'd watch that actually.

Trevor Mach: See Insider Guy, like I always tell you, nachos are the way.

Tommy Dukes: You have never once said that to me. You know what? This is going nowhere, but we got the big scoop on Rise of the Renegades. It looks like Trevor Mach will be joining Team Akinan for this one. Now, it may seem like a joke, but Mach has coached successfully in the past, so we'll see how much his experience will factor in. That about does it this week but-



Subculture: Hold it right there.

Tommy Dukes: Subculture? This is huge, I'm a big fan of yours. The Green Bomber on my show. This is awesome!

Subculture: I'm not here to get praised. I'm here because I'm pissed off. I'm pissed at my own performance as of late. I'm the Green Bomber. I can knock people out in less hits then it takes to knock out Glass Joe in Punchout! All it takes is two hits. I hit you, and you hit the ground. I'm here because it's time I step it up. No more middling down in the lower and mid card to prove myself. I'm ready. I've got a big announcement on the next Chaos TV! concerning my next opponent, and it's going to be big. Spread the word. Subbie is back.

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Rey Dorado: That is why we have come to you. Undeth is trying to destroy our way of life, and we have to draw a line in the sand. We must stand our ground and make a final stand at Rumble City. We need you there. Everyone else is down and out. Your allegiances lie elsewhere, but we need you. We know what you can do. You are a pillar of our livelihood at this point. Please, help us brother...

?: ......

Sal Paradise: Hey Grind!? Grind? GRIND?! HEY! IS THAT YOU OVER THERE? YEAH, I SEE YOU OVER THERE HIDING IN THE SHADOWS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIDING IN THE SHADOWS?!

Grind: *gasp* Hey! I was...I was trying to be all anonymous and mysterious, so the Renegades wouldn't know who Dorado and Kiva were talking to. I was totally going to show up later as like....as like a surprise and help these guys in the main event if Undeth gave them trouble. It was going to be awesome!

Sal Paradise: Oh.....sorry.

Rey Dorado: So does that mean you're in?

Grind: *sigh* Yeah...I guess so. Now that the cat's out of the bag.

Sal Paradise: Cat? Where?



The road to Rumble City....is a metaphor really. We haven't gone anywhere physically. We're still in the Danger Zone, but metaphorically, we're closer than we were last week. Obviously. This week, we'd see the lucha libre stars of Anahuac take the main event, with Subculture also promising a big surprise announcement.

The opening match would see Anwin take on a mystery opponent. He took the mic and gloated about Arremer X getting suspended, taking credit and knowing for sure he wouldn't be the one challenging. That's when the big surprise hit, as Camilo Ortega returned as the mystery opponent. Anwin was caught off guard, but charged Camilo, who quickly took him to the mat with a surprise STO Bomber, and pinned him in amazingly quick fashion. Mr. Apathy was none too apathetic about the loss, raging in the corner. Firebrand X came to the ring cautiously as Camilo Ortega grabbed the mic.



Camilo Ortega: You all know me. You know what I have done. We can't wash away our past, and our sins tend to follow us, but they also teach us. A very wise woman has helped me see what I have, and what I have had. My intentions were selfish, and I lost my way. I wish to resume walking the path of Heaven, and cast aside my aspirations of empire. I will not be the man who rules over everything, but that doesn't mean I won't one day be World Champion once again. For now though, I come offering an olive branch to Arremer X. This was for you. You sacrificed everything to stop me. You're more human than my former tag team partner from so long ago.

Anwin: HEY!

Camilo Ortega: I wish to fight you Arremer X. Not as enemies, but as equals. I wish to fight you man to man. I'm hoping your suspension is lifted for Rumble City, so that I may face you with the respect you deserve. I also know that Hexagon III and Locura wish to challenge the Brothers X for the Havok World Tag Team Championships in a rematch. Arremer obviously can't make it, so I will throw my hat into the ring. Firebrand X, if you will allow me, I will fight for Arremer, and defend that title in his stead. You don't have to accept, but I know you'd rather not have to go the match alone either.

Firebrand X: ....

"The New Epic" Kishin Kid, poster child of the new Gouji Guys battled the 87's Retro Gamer Olly Oliver, in a match to see who would enter the Television Championship 3-Way at Rumble City. Olly had control of the opening minutes, hoping to get his Atari Lynx back, but the Lynx was too much of a distraction, allowing Kishin to hit a SUPERKICK!!!!!ZOMG!!!!, and trap him in a new Sleeper called the Kishin Clutch. The referee ended the match when Olly wouldn't respond, giving the win and the spot in the Rumble City TV title match to Kishin Kid. After the match, the gloating Kishin Kid signaled to Trevor Mach that his title reign will be over at Rumble City before grabbing up the Atari Lynx and heading to the back. A half conscious Olly tried crawling after him on retro gamer impulse.

Fem C took on Mura in Lady Renegades action, in a big chance to prove herself to Tracy and the rest of the Lady Renegades. The would be protagonist had to of course fight off the fear and intimidation that comes with fighting Mura, trying to avoid the poison mist, along with the vicious kicks. In a surprising finish, the squeamish Fem C actually managed to duck the mist, and rolled up Mura in a School Girl, which she used to get the 3 count, but only after holding onto the ropes. A big win for Fem C, but the joy turned to fear as Mura stalked her to the back.



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey Havok here, with the #1 Contender Amigo. Amigo, you came back in a big way, hoping to get that title shot against Sal Paradise. You won the shot in a very "different" way, and then defended the shot against your oldest rival Kinniku Mike. How does it feel to be back in the spot light, and on top of Havok?

Amigo: I'm not at the top, not yet. I have to win that Havok World Championship first, and that's exactly what I'm going to do at Rumble City. You all know me, I was never much of a talker in the past. I feel I've got a lot more to say now, but I don't want to say it here and now. I want to say it to Sal Paradise, and I want to say it to his face. The champ is busy with his 87's this week. They have a match, and I'll be watching closely. Next week however, I respectfully ask the champ to come down to the ring and talk to me. I have an important message he needs to receive.

Hailey Havok: Wow! That's a big scoop! I-



Hater: NYAH! That's a huge scoop, but I'll go you one better, as I've got the big announcement from Subculture. The world's watching Green Bomber, so what have you got to say?

Subculture: When Little Mac was taken out in Edo, I became his living legacy. I've been on a roller coaster ever since. I've so desperately wanted to live up to the legacy, and even surpass it. That's been problematic. It's time to shift gears and make final stand at this. It's do or die time for the Green Bomber. The next time I lose, I will hang up the gloves. That's right, I WILL hang up the gloves. The stakes are high, but I'm going to raise them even further. See, I made a special challenge for Rumble City. I reached out beyond Havok for this one. I challenged a legend in the sport, who Little Mac fought on many occasions. The man who has had his number the most. I have challenged the Super Macho Man, and he has accepted. We have a one-on-one contest at Rumble City. Time to put up or shut up.

Hater: Wow! You hear that? Awesome scoop! Let's take it back to the front for more wrestling action!

Hailey Havok: I mean yeah sure it's a big scoop, but did the asshole have to sandbag me like that? I mean what a dic....is this mic still on? SON OF A-

The 87's locked horns with the new and improved Gouji Guys in action packed 6-Man action. Noah Jennings has thrown himself into the fray, and made it his mission to target Trevor Mach, while Kishin Kid looked on from the stage. Crazy back and forth action, with Randy no Kachi still gloating over his success over the 87's in recent weeks, especially the wins over Sal Paradise. Late in the match, Kishin Kid busted of the Atari Lynx. A distraught Olly dove for it as Kishin Kid crushed the machine on the stage. The distraction was enough for Noah to bust Mach with a loaded punch and hit the Stock Market Crash for the pin. Another big loss to the Gouji Guys for the 87's. This new combination of the stable is truly dastardly. Is that the right word? Dastardly? I want to say dastardly, but none of them have twirly mustaches.



More Lady Renegades action was up next, as a 4-Way contest saw Alyssa Flash, Erica, Gemma, and Valarie Dorado face off in a match that may decide the next Lady Renegades #1 Contender. Great action from all the ladies, with the big win going to Flash as she escaped an Armbreaker from Valarie to come back with a Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver to get the pin and the win. As she celebrated the big screen cut to the roof, where something...or some one was going down.



Lady M's: What the hell are you doing?!

Kei Akiyama: HELP ME! SHE'S CRAZY!

Tracy: Preaching to the choir on that one! We already knew!

Kayla Sparkz: Please help! She attacked us out of nowhere!

Lady M's: She wanted to get my attention.

Tracy: No, she wanted MY attention. Why would she want yours? She wants MY championship!

Lady M's: Why would anyone expect YOU to come to help someone else?

Tracy: I'm a Lady Renegade, not a monster you bitch! Besides, if she kills them all, who am I going to lord over as Queen of the division.

Lady M's: Fine! Whatever! We're charging on 3. 1-2-

Tracy: Wait! Do we go to 3 and then charge, or charge immediately on 3?

Lady M's: ......GET HER!

Tracy: Nah, you've got this. Ahahahaha!

Lady M's: Bitch!

The camera went to static as M's charged Murasaki. Through the static it looked like Akiyama got away safely, but the brawl between M's and Murasaki continued on. No word on who won that scuffle.

Main event time, as the last stand of lucha, Rey Dorado and Kiva took on Void and Killing Joke of Undeth. Undeth has been bent on destruction from the get go, and this match was no different. It was the kind of lucha brawl you would expect to see in BBB, but it's better cause at least we don't have a dick heel suspenders lucha referee. Oh wait, we totally have a dick heel suspenders lucha referee. Such heelish suspenders. The paid off official never called a single DQ for the DQ-able offences of Undeth, but allowed the whole Undeth group to attack the Anahuac heroes, leading to Void hitting the Chaos Theory to score the tainted pin and win. After the match Grind ran down to the ring, still trying to pretend that it was a big surprise, and fought off the whole Undeth stable allowing Rey and Kiva to get back to their feet and take down the dick rudo ref with the heinous suspenders. They celebrated in the ring while Undeth posed on the outside. Grind was about to do a wicked dive onto them before the broadcast cut out. It looked like it would have been cool, like him coming out without it being spoiled first. Not a good night for a cool spots from Grind. The End....I mean...the show's over.



Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Anwin via STO Bomber -> Pin
2. Television Championship 3-Way Qualifier: Kishin Kid beat Olly Oliver via Kishin Clutch -> Referee Stoppage
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Fem C beat Mura via School Girl -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Noah Jennings[o]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod beat Trevor Mach[x]/Sal Paradise/Ishihiro Tomo via Stock Market Crash -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades 4-Way: Alyssa Flash beat Erica, Gemma, and Valarie Dorado[x] via Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver -> Pin
6. Tag: Void[o]/Killing Joke beat Kiva/Rey Dorado[x]  via DQ

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here again with your card updates. #EVER promises to get Even MESSier this week, with Flash Havok's TaskForce taking on #EVER champ Kyo and the Evil MESS Ranger Jackson Kain. The main event will see Knux the fighting freak take on Marcus of the Ninteldo U Empire. Can he complete vengeance for his fellow Segua All-Stars? We also hear that Agent Cooper has found a break in the case of the missing Lauren Powers. He has said that he has a foolproof way to determine just who might be involved in the disappearance. Tune in to find out!

#EVER: 33 Even MESSier!
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Ash/Dem Bones vs. Jelly Jiggler/That Guy
2. Tag: Jamie OD/Joe Pencil vs. Swift/Larmore
3. Flash Havok vs. MESS Tag: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Kyo/Jackson Kain
4. Singles: Knux vs. Marcus

Nerma: Moving onto Chaos TV!, the card for Rumble City will continue to shape up. Next week, we'll find out the participants for the Bad Ass Rumble, but this week, we'll see who will fill in the final spot of the Television Championship 3-Way. We'll also see Murasaki reap what she has sown ahead of that very same fate at Rumble City, as she faces 2K in a Handicap Match. Havok World Champion Sal Paradise will have a face to face with Amigo, but first he will be teaming with Television Champion Trevor Mach against the Heel Besties LG Rod and Randy no Kachi. RnK has had the champ's number recently, and this win might actually propel him into something much bigger, IF he can continue the winning ways. The main event will see the reformed Camilo Ortega standing in for Arremer X, to defend the Havok World Tag Team Championships with Firebrand X against Hexagon III and Locura. Can the former Champions regain the belts and can Camilo Ortega be trusted? All of this, plus a message from Undeth on the next Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Television Championship 3-Way Qualifier: Ishihiro Tomo vs. ?
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Mura vs. Erica
3. Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
4. Lady Renegades Handicap: Murasaki vs. Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Firebrand X(c)/Camilo Ortega vs. Hexagon III/Locura

Nerma: Finally, here is the updated card for Rumble City 2014. It seems that Camilo Ortega WILL get the match he was hoping for with Arremer X, so add that to the list of great match ups coming to this pay per view. We'll also see Subculture take on WVBA Megastar Super Macho Man. The rival of Little Mac is known to be dangerous, and many are cautioning Subculture away from this challenge, but Super Macho Man has already accepted. The match will go down at Rumble City. Don't miss it.



Super Macho Man: You think you can challenge the greatest fighter of all time? You're as delusional as the pipsqueak. I'll make you piss yourself kid and then I'll rub your nose in it. I'm the highest paid fighter in the WVBA, and that's for good reason. I'll spank you like Little Mac SHOULD have done, and drop you to the mat. You just planned your own funeral kid.

Havok: Rumble City 2014
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Pay Per View

1. Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Arremer X
2. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Murasaki vs. Lady M's
3. Havok Television Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Kishin Kid vs. TBA
4. Special Singles Challenge: Subculture vs. Super Macho Man[WVBA]
5. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Amigo
6. Badass Rumble: TBA

Formless Narrator: Hello Renegades, it is I, the Formless Narrator. I'm the guy that gives you all the recaps of the shows, and I'm trying out for more announcing duties because....well the pay is garbage. We've got some exclusive behind the scenes footage of the most recent Chaos TV! involving the 87's and the Havok World Champion. Roll it!



Trevor Mach: Someone lock Tomo-kun in a closet please. He's going to be pissed when he wakes up.

Retro Hippie: Are you sure he's going to-

Trevor Mach: BEATINGS ONLY MAKE HIM MADDER!

Retro Hippie: AH!

Trevor Mach: Madder? More Mad? Wow, that was rough out there earlier with Kishin, and then with Amigo. You...alright there brah?

Sal Paradise: Do you....do you think Amigo beat me?

Trevor Mach: You haven't had the match yet.

Sal Paradise: I mean out there in the ring. In the war of words. Did he....did he edge me out?

Trevor Mach: Oh....I dunno. You both said what you had to say. I'd give it a 50/50 if I didn't hate shit like that, so I'll say you won 51/49.

Sal Paradise: It's just that.....Trevor.....I have a confession to make, and I need you to keep this between you and me alright?

Trevor Mach: *stares directly at the camera* .....I think that's going to be a problem.

Sal Paradise: Trevor.....I......I don't speak Eaglish.

Trevor Mach: What?

Sal Paradise: I don't speak Eaglish. I'm from Germania, I only speak Germanian. I don't speak a word of Eaglish, so sometimes I don't know if I said the right things in promos.

Trevor Mach: ....What are you talking about? You're speaking Eaglish RIGHT NOW!

Sal Paradise: I know it sounds like I am, but I'm not. I don't speak Eaglish.

Trevor Mach: You are speaking it, and not only that, you're responding to me!

Sal Paradise: I'm guessing! I've been guessing this entire time!

Trevor Mach: WHAT?! SERIOUSLY!?

Sal Paradise: Yeah!

Trevor Mach: Even now?!

Sal Paradise: Even now.

Trevor Mach: THAT'S INSANE!

Sal Paradise: I know!

Trevor Mach: That can't be. You've been speaking perfect Eaglish for YEARS!

Sal Paradise: ....I'm a good guesser?

Trevor Mach: So you're saying things right now, and you have no idea what they mean?

Sal Paradise: Yes. I have no clue what you're saying. I'm just guessing.

Trevor Mach: .....That explains why your Control Neko book wasn't in Eaglish, but I just thought that was a cruel joke on me. I was the top contributor on kickstarter after all.

Sal Paradise: I just....hope after all this time I've still got it.

Trevor Mach: I'm having a little trouble wrapping my brain around this.

Grind: Guys! I'm sorry, I was with Rey Dorado and Kiva. I heard what happened to Tomo. Everything alright?

Trevor Mach: Dammit Grind, this is serious! Tomo got beat up and Sal can't speak a word of Eaglish!

Grind: What?

Trevor Mach: The whole world's turning upsidedown on me right now and you're off playing lucha libre with your masked friends. You have to make a choice! You either side with us....or them!

Grind: Seriously?

Trevor Mach: What? No, not seriously. I'm just messing with you. I want to hang out with Kiva and Rey too! Ha! You should've seen the look on your face man. You were like "oh no are we doing one of those pick your side storylines?" Hahaha....nah....no one's got time for that shit! Besides, who am I to tell you what you can do in the 87's. I'm not the leader.

Retro Hippie: Actually, I think you are.

Trevor Mach: I AM?!

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Formless Narrator: So that's what happened there, a bunch of nonsense. That's typical for the 87's and quite frankly I-



Tack Angel: Cut.

Formless Narrator: What? What's wrong?

Tack Angel: Look, I know you're trying and all, but we really don't need any more people for this position, corporeal or otherwise. I really brought you down here to do some edits for the Chaos TV! repeats. Lately, you've been....going off the script a little.

Formless Narrator: The script was boring.

Tack Angel: I wrote the script! That's not true actually....I pay a Mr. Saturn to do it.

Formless Narrator: That explains all the random BOINGs in the script. I thought a more off the cuff add lib would work better. People hear and read us telling them about the same moves and stuff over and over. It's time for fun.

Tack Angel: I had fun once, it was awful. We have to have fun within reason.

Formless Narrator: Havok is devoid of reason, like I am devoid of a body. You have to think outside of the box here. Give it a chance.

Tack Angel: Well.....I normally go with my apathy on this, but today I'll try one of those "gut feelings". We'll try it your way. That's how it's done right? A Boss has to stand tall and be confident at all time-

Amy Angel: Tack, are you down in the laundry room? I need to talk to you.

Tack Angel: Oh no oh no no! OH NO! You're leaving me aren't you?! I knew it! I knew it was too good to be true! Too good to last! I was never good enough for you! I'm so sorry, but I love you! Please don't go! We can make it work! Please don't leave me! PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE BABY! MY AMY! COME BAAAAAAAACK!

Amy Angel: ....I was going to ask if you would take out the trash! Also, I need to do some laundry so let me know when you're done down here. Yeesh!

Tack Angel: ....*sniffle* Ha...haha.....you bet honey, I'd be so happy to take the trash out. *sniffle* Haha! Yeah! I'll go do that right now!

Formless Narrator: Yikes.

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, Hailey here WHERE SHE BELONGS, covering this stuff in place of the formless narrator that tried to TAKE MY JOB! If you were corporeal, I'd smack ya in da gabba! Rumble City is less than a week away, and I haven't packed my travel bag yet. I mean, I'm going to need some travel size soaps and shampoo. Of course, I'll be coming back with hotel brand soaps and towels cause tis the season and all. Subculture is getting ready for a big "punch out" with Super Macho Man at Rumble City, but one man is less than pleased about the decision.



Master Lu: Just what the hell do you think you're doing?

Subculture: Getting ready for my match, which despite what your currently seeing, does in fact involve more than just standing in a locker room. Lots of punching, lots of running, lots of montages.

Master Lu: I meant, what were you thinking challenging Super Macho Man!

Subculture: Oh. Well see, you've got to be more specific when barging into a locker room like that.

Master Lu: Don't joke with me Subbie.

Subculture: What? I barely see you, and when you do visit it's like this? You've been telling me to step it up, and I figured this was the way to do it. I've been trying to be Mac's living legacy, and now I want to do something with that. I'll take what he taught me, and I'll use it to defeat his greatest rival. What's the problem with that?

Master Lu: The problem is that he was Mac's greatest rival for a reason. The man was undefeated for years before Mac hit the scene. He's older now, but he's just as dangerous, and just as dirty of a fighter. You don't go undefeated that long and remain legitimate. Let's put it that way.

Subculture: Well then why don't you be corner man for this one? You know what he can do, so coach me.

Master Lu: Why do you think I'm here? I told Mac I'd watch out for you. I'd rather try to talk you out of this. If he were here, that's what he would do. Trust me on this. I know it won't work though, so I need to try and make sure you don't get yourself killed.

Subculture: I was Havok World Champion Lu. I KO'd Dracula into a coffin for crying out loud! When I win, you'll be sorry you're underestimating me Lu.

Master Lu: I hope I'm wrong about this. I really hope I'm wrong.

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Hailey Havok: Rise of the Renegades is going to start very soon, or so I've heard. Mike and Akinan have been planning out their teams and strategies for the show, and we have the footage of team selections. Let's check that shit out! Yeah!



Akinan: And I think your beard is stupid!

Kinniku Mike: At least I'm not wearing the same damn hoodie day in and day out! That shit smells like sweat, shame, and ass!

Akinan: .....Your tits are flabby!

Kinniku Mike: YOU SON OF A- I PICK AISHA! HA!

Akinan: WHAT?!

Kinniku Mike: I pick Aisha. That fine ass lady with the fine ass and the fine ass is aaaaaall mine! Yeah!

Akinan: Hey! Wait! No! We....we weren't picking yet! I-I WASN'T READY!

Kinniku Mike: Too bad! Uuuuuu!

Akinan: You snake! You scoundrel! You-I PICK KAT PROWLER!

Kinniku Mike: NOOOOOO!

Kat Prowler: Meeeeow!

Kaie: Is that it? Is that what you're going to do? Cat stuff the whole time? Like....are you going to clean yourself in the ring?

Erik Stone: That's rating gold right there. I'd be happy to help with that. *wink*

Kaie: Unbelievable. I demand to be on the team that's not going to be full of cat people and porn stars!

Kinniku Mike: .....

Akinan: ......

Kaie: Ridiculous.

Kinniku Mike: ...I pick Erik Stone.

Kaie: Of course.

Akinan: I'll pick you.

Kaie: .....

Akinan: ....If....if that's alright with you?

Kaie: ....Fine.

Kinniku Mike: I of course get Gilgamesh because of the dibs.

Akinan: How could I forget your damn dibs.

Gilgamesh: Together we shall crush that meddlesome Bartz and retrieve the Excalibur of this world!

Kinniku Mike: Yep! Whatever you say! You betcha!

Akinan: Manjimortal....cause why not.

Manjimortal: ........

Akinan: A man of many words. In fact just don't say anything, it'll just get muffled by your mouth...."thing".

Erik Stone: Looks like a gag to me. I used a gag many times in-

Akinan: I didn't ask you!

Kinniku Mike: Sunny Malibu, come hang ten with the winning team!

Sunny Malibu: *insert surfing pun here*

Kinniku Mike: Ha! Yeah, that's a good one.

Akinan: She didn't say any-

Rhythm Wrestler: Eh.

Akinan: I guess that leaves me with you.

Kinniku Mike: Wubba dubba dub is that true?

Rhythm Wrestler: Eh.

Kinniku Mike: Whoa, you go big guy!

Rhythm Wrestler: *flex*

Akinan: STOP IT!

Kinniku Mike: Ahahahaha!

Akinan: So we have our teams. My team is going to destroy you!

Kinniku Mike: Team Strong Tits is going to run all over yoooouuuuuu!

Gilgamesh: Now let's find that insolent Bartz!

Kinniku Mike: Talk about a one track mind.

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Hailey Havok: We leave you this update with some big matches booked for the final Chaos TV! before Rumble City. The show where we're going to determine the participants of the Bad Ass Rumble at the last minute, cause that's always a good idea. Trevor Mach and Tack Angel were in Tack's office talking when.......when.....come on STEVE! Cue the footage! You're making me look foolish! What's that? Did you say I do that myself?! I'm gonna-



Trevor Mach: I feel like everyday I've got a new ceiling I've just got to bust through. I just got gotta bust through it like this. My fist here is me "busting through" the ceiling, as portrayed by my arm here. I know it looks like I'm fisting my own arm here, but it's an analogy.

Tack Angel: An analogy for what? You just walked into the office mid conversation with yourself. I have no idea what you're talking ab-would you please stop the fisting motion please? It's unnerving.

Trevor Mach: Well someone's more bent out of shape than usual today.

Tack Angel: Actually, I'm having a great day.

Trevor Mach: This is you on a great day?

Tack Angel: Actually it is. I'm not one to kiss and tell, but me and the wife had a....pleasant evening last night.

Trevor Mach: Pleasant evening?

Tack Angel: Yep. Little Christina stayed over at my folks last night. Hint hint. There was intercourse.

Trevor Mach: Daaaaaaaaamn.

Tack Angel: We're talking missionary and....missionary.

Trevor Mach: Sexual "Tack"tics!

Tack Angel: ...and the one where I'm on top and she's on her back.

Trevor Mach: You go bro!   

Tack Angel: So yeah, it may not look it cause I'm in constant pain and agony in my back and neck from years of wrestling and personal emotional torture, but I'm having a great day.

Senator Armstrong: Am I interrupting this serious business discussion between employer and employee.

Trevor Mach: Armstrong.

Tack Angel: Senator! No, you're not interrupting anything like that.

Trevor Mach: That's right! I don't work for Tack! Haha!

Tack Angel: Seriously, you actually do.

Trevor Mach: Get out of town!

Tack Angel: No. No I will not get out of town. I live here.

Senator Armstrong: This ridiculous charade of mismanagement is exactly why the privatization and regulation of professional wrestling is a forgone conclusion.

Tack Angel: Yeah? Well....I disagree.

Trevor Mach: That's Tack's way of saying fuck you!

Tack Angel: No it isn't!

Senator Armstrong: I'm here to do some leg work for my clients. The people that represent me in this dog and pony show.

Tack Angel: We can't afford a pony!

Senator Armstrong: .....Randy no Kachi wants the World Champion one-on-one this week. He's beaten him twice, and lost once. That gives him the right to have a non-title match I think.

Tack Angel: I could do that, but that would give Amigo an unfair advantage for Rumble City.

LG Rod: I'll take on the undeserving #1 Contender!

Senator Armstrong: There you have it.

Tack Angel: Fine. I see no problem with booking those matches. To be honest, I had forgotten to book matches this week anyways.

Senator Armstrong: Not surprised.

Trevor Mach: Being a little too honest there Tack! What the hell though, since everyone else is throwing down, I'll have a match with Mr. Dangerous over there.

Mr. Dangerous: What? Why?

Trevor Mach: If only 2 of the 3 of you get your ass kicked, that's going to mess with my OCD soooooo badly.

Senator Armstrong: Are you sure you want that Mach? I've seen your medical records. Busted up knees, and an injured right arm you've been trying to hide by covering it with the belt.

Trevor Mach: How did you get that record?

Senator Armstrong: I have my ways kid.

Trevor Mach: Well it doesn't matter. I only need one arm to punch you in the dick!

Mr. Dangerous: OW! How vulgar and violent!

Trevor Mach: Vulger and violent is my middle name!

Tack Angel: Trevor Vulgar and Violent Mach? I thought it was Bl-

Trevor Mach: Sarcasm Tack!

Tack Angel: Oh right....I'll never understand.

Senator Armstrong: Well that's all settled then, and easier than even I expected. You're quite the push over Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: I'll push YOU over. I'm sorry...that was rude.

Trevor Mach: You almost had something there.

Senator Armstrong: By the way. Would you please say hello to your wife Amy for me? Mrs. Angel and I are....old friends.

Tack Angel: Old....friends?

Trevor Mach: Uh oh. So much for that good day buddy?



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Formless Narrator: What do you mean? When you said you didn't need anyone else for the job, I figured you meant AFTER hiring me to do this. What's that? We don't have anyone else here to do it? That's cause I told them I had it! Oh so now you WANT me to announce the updates? Ha! Here this is what you get. Renegades? Look! Caaaaaaaards. There. That's what you get. I'm out.

#EVER: 34 The MESSiest!
#EVERland, Moonside?
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Dem Bones vs. Larmore
2. Singles: Jamie OD vs. That Guy
3. Flash Havok vs. MESS Singles: Degrees vs. Jackson Kain
-Cooper interrogates Zapp Rowsdower
4. 6-Man Tag: Gear/?/? vs. Marcus/Death Adder/?

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Mr. Dangerous
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's vs. Fem C
3. Singles: Amigo vs. LG Rod
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy vs. Gemma
5. Non-Title Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Randy no Kachi
6. Bad Ass Rumble Qualifier Battle Royale: Last 10 Renegades make it to the Bad Ass Rumble



Super Macho Man: Tick tock tick tock. The clock winds down until your biggest beating Subculture, care of the baddest and the best. The Super Macho Man. I'm going to make history for Havok, gracing you with my presence and knocking your teeth out. Be grateful for the beating kid.

Havok: Rumble City 2014
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Pay Per View

1. Tag: Olly Oliver/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Poison Jam/Dogma Mask
2. Trios: Rey Dorado/Kiva/Grind vs. Void/Killing Joke/Hazard
3. Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Arremer X
4. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Murasaki vs. Lady M's
5. Havok Television Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Kishin Kid
6. Special Singles Challenge: Subculture vs. Super Macho Man[WVBA]
7. Havok World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Amigo
8. Badass Rumble: TBA

Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here on the Havok Battle Network. We're just minutes away from the big event, Rumble City 2014 right here in Saturn City. It's a big night with big matches. The Lady Renegades are looking to have their highest profile match since the inception of the division, with Tracy, Lady M's, and Murasaki all battling for the barbed wire bat and the Lady Renegades Championship. I'm here to give you an exclusive interview with the Lady Renegades Champion Tracy. Let's just hope she's still in the locker room. Tracy? Tracy, it's Ner-



Nerma: Ma.....

Tracy: Who told you to come in here?

Nerma: Just trying to do my job. I'm sorry.

Lady M's: You should be. Out of my way.

Nerma: Wait a minute. Later tonight, you two are taking on each other as well as Murasaki. What are you doing together right now?

Tracy: ...Talking.

Lady M's: Just having a heart to heart Nerma. Some things we needed to get off our chests before things get ugly in the ring.

Tracy: It's between me and M's. None of your business.

Nerma: But...

Lady M's: You heard her. It's none of your business.

Nerma: What's happening here?!



Officially Unofficial Rumble City 2014 Theme:


The big event has finally arrived. Rumble City 2014 or as I like to call it, how it became a very bad day to be a good guy. Spoilers I know, but only small spoilers, as the event would prove to be very unpredictable. A packed crowd filled the not quite as big as the Saturn Dome Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, which also happens to be bigger than the 3rd Hall in case you're wondering. The Rumble City event is one that originated in EBW, and the tradition is luckily back with an added twist. No, the match is the same, but some chromosomes are a little different. For the first time a Lady Renegade would be amongst the heavy hitters. It's been a big and controversial move, with critics and supporters alike chiming in on the very real possibilities of male on female violence. That's just the main event though, so let's run down what other insane action went down at Rumble City 2014.

The opening match saw the 87's Olly Oliver and Tomo take on Poison Jam and Dogma Mask of the Gouji Guys. An excellent opener that took a weird turn. Halfway through the match, Mr. Gouji came down to the ring. He whispered something to Dogma and Poison Jam, prompting them to leave the ring. A puzzled Olly and Tomo tried to rush the Gouji Guy duo, but Mr. Gouji got in between them and tried talking down the 87's. Odd strategy, but it seemed to pay off with Olly and Tomo standing down and walking away with the Count Out victory.

The Undeth vs. Lucha feud has come to a head, with Rey Dorado to returning to recruit Kiva and Grind against Void, Killing Joke, and Hazard, with Hood on the outside looking in. A rough and tough bloody brawl saw a very personal encounter. With Hood getting involved on the outside, and Hazard personally targeting Grind and taking him to the outside as well, Void was able to trap Kiva in the ring ropes and bring down a bloody Rey Dorado with the Chaos Theory before getting the pin. A dirty win, but none of that matters when a luchador gets his mask torn apart by his opponent.



Camilo Ortega has tried to redeem himself following his time with the Gouji Guys. After feuding with the Brothers X, Camilo challenged the man machine Arremer X to a match of respect and honor as opposed to the fight of the future they were waged in before. A stark contrast to earlier bouts, this one was a technical masterpiece. Arremer X looked good in his comeback after suspension. Anwin tried to get involved on the outside, but Firebrand X made the save and kept him on the stage as Arremer X dodged the STO Bomber and landed the Crash Frost Buster for the 1-2-3 Pin. After the match, Camilo bowed before Arremer X and extended his hand. Anwin tried to heckle him from the stage, but Arremer X took the hand and wiped away the animosity of the past.

The first time match of the night would see Tracy try to reclaim her championship and M's try to reclaim her barbed wire bat from the Purple Killer Murasaki. The Renegades expected a crazed 3-Way experience, and that's exactly what they got, but not the result anyone was expecting. Murasaki was living up to the moniker, going toe to toe with her targets, hanging in there with M's heavy strikes, and Tracy's veteran offense. It wasn't at first that it was obvious, but M's and Tracy weren't attacking each other at all. Their respective partners on the outside could see it too as they were looking on. The 2-on-1 had the Renegades in the crowd confused. They both had reasons to attack Murasaki, but they didn't like each other either. Now they were working together. They eventually wore down Murasaki, with Tracy hitting the TikTak and setting her up for M's Sexy Strong Stunner and the Rolling M's, a combo that normally lead to big cheers was now getting deafening boos. M's and Tracy stood over Murasaki, with M's slowly handing the reclaimed barbed wire bat over to Tracy. The Lady Renegades Champion looked into M's eyes and smiled as she backed away, leading to M's rolling up Murasaki for the 1-2-3. Lady M's claimed the Lady Renegades Championship as she embraced Tracy, the two standing over the fallen Murasaki. The Purple Killer tried to get back up, but the two brought out a barbed wire board and planted her right back down on it. Lady M's and Tracy together. Just what the hell is going on?!



The betrayals and shocks were only just starting for the night. As the people were reeling from the last match, Trevor Mach and Kishin Kid engaged in a grudge match with pride and the Television Championship on the line. Kishin was true to his word as he came out swinging, trying to make Mach feel the pain that he's been holding back for years. Mach came back with his signature all out offense, avoiding the Kishin Flight and coming back with the Macha Ye for the 2 Count pin attempt. Another great match that was about to be changed from the outside. Poison Jam and Dogma Mask were coming down to make the assist, when Olly Oliver and Tomo-Kun came to make the 87's save....or so we thought. With the referee ejecting the Gouji Guys, Olly and Tomo attacked Trevor, blasting him with hard shots and sending him right into the waiting Kishin Kid, who landed a double underhook facebuster that was more poised to drop him on his head and neck, called the Demon Wings for the pinfall and the championship win. Olly and Tomo stood alongside Kishin as Mr. Gouji rushed in with Poison Jam and Dogma Mask. Gouji handed Tomo a large sum of money, while Kishin handed Olly a pristine Atari Lynx. The pay off has split the 87's and grown the Gouji Guys, as Kishin Kid has claimed the Television Championship.



The hits just keep on coming for the Renegades, as Subculture faced the Super Macho Man in a special challenge meant to kick start his career. It...it didn't go as planned. The match was more of a boxing match, and while the Green Bomber still has some of the biggest hurting bombs in the business, the Super Macho Man does too, and landed more, using impressive footwork to bob and weave through Subbie's offense leading to a painful knock out blow.



The semi-main event would feature the big encounter between the best pound for pound champion in Havok Sal Paradise, and the World Warrior Amigo. In what's been described as an S-Rank ++ 103% match by people who are used to post game content in their video games, this was definitely a strong contender for the match of the year in Havok, with Amigo living up to the return hype in a big way. Sal Paradise also had a lot to prove, as Amigo didn't think he was taking him seriously enough. The champ had the World Warrior on the ropes, hitting the Face Turn to score a near fall, and the Paradise Lock for the near submission. However, Amigo had the big finisher scouter and escaped to land a high angle Olympic Slam, that shook the mat, leading to the pin fall. Amigo had overcome the months long reign of Champion Sal Paradise to finally claim the Havok World Championship. The years long road to the top for Amigo is over. The new world champion was heading to the back when.....

Kishin Kid: Hold it! Hold it right there. Amigo, congratulations on the win. You've done the work for me and made sure what's left of the 87's don't walk out of this building with a win or a title. You are like me. You spent years working for this, like I spent years working on this. Wait, where is my Television Championship? Oh, that's right....I forgot....I cashed it in. The MOMENT I made it to the back, I took that belt to Tack. I handed it to him and let him know that anyplace was here and anytime was now. Put the mouth guard back in World Warrior, because the New Epic is challenging you for the Havok World Championship!

A tired and weary Amigo had to immediately turn around and defend the newly won Havok World Championship against the New Epic Kishin Kid. Despite the big match, Amigo still fought with incredible heart, landing Germanic Suplex after Germanic Suplex on Kid as he rushed into the ring and nearly getting a 3 Count then and there. The Kid kicked out and gave Amigo more of a fight then he could handle. Using the very dangerous Demon Wings, Kishin Kid landed Amigo head and neck first to the mat. 1-2-3! Kishin Kid has stolen the night and ruined the dream for Amigo, cashing in the newly won Television Championship to become the Havok World Championship. The Gouji Guy has got the gold.



The main event would see the cage lowered around the ring for the Bad Ass Rumble. The match that would determine the next contender for the World Championship. Alyssa Flash would join Firebrand X, Arremer X, Camilo Ortega, Grind, Kiva, Noah Jennings, Anwin, Hood, and Dogma Mask for the melee free for all, and what a melee free for all it was. Of all the melee free for alls, this one was definitely a melee free for all. The big question going in was how Alyssa Flash would factor into the match. Would the guys try to rough up the girl? Dogma Mask would be the first to throw a punch, breaking the ice as it were, with Flash firing right back. Anwin rushed her only to eat a missile dropkick in the process. The other Renegades were standing in wait, but it soon became a brawl. Like rats trying to escape a cage, the Renegades fought and scrambled. The best of the best going toe to toe. Firebrand X looked to be the winner until Anwin pulled him down, costing him the chance to win in the process. Dogma Mask then became the favorite as he climbed to the top, but Flash was in hot pursuit. The bad ass bitch laid into Dogma Mask, sending him to the mat. The Renegades looked on as the one woman in the match touched the ground and made history. Flash climbed back up the cage to celebrate the huge win. All eyes were now on the Lady Renegade, including the new Lady Renegades Champion Lady M's and Tracy. Well this shit's heating up fast!



Havok: Rumble City 2014
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Pay Per View

1. Tag: Olly Oliver/Ishihiro Tomo beat Poison Jam/Dogma Mask via Count Out
2. Trios: Void[o]/Killing Joke/Hazard beat Rey Dorado[x]/Kiva/Grind via Chaos Theory -> Pin
3. Singles: Arremer X beat Camilo Ortega via Crash Frost Buster -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Championship: Lady M's beat Tracy(c) and Murasaki[x] via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin -> New Lady Renegades Champion!
5. Havok Television Championship: Kishin Kid beat Trevor Mach(c) via Demon Wings -> Pin -> New Havok Television Champion!
6. Special Singles Challenge: Super Macho Man[WVBA] beat Subculture via KO Punch -> Referee Stoppage
7. Havok World Championship: Amigo beat Sal Paradise(c) via High Angle Olympic Slam -> New Havok World Champion!
8. Havok World Championship: Kishin Kid beat Amigo(c) via Demon Wings -> Pin -> New Havok World Champion!
8. Badass Rumble: Winner: Alyssa Flash

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Hailey Havok: Holy shit! What a crazy night in Saturn City! Hey all, Hailey Havok here, and things are definitely taking quite the turn. #EVER is finished up for the year, and will return in 2015 AKA the best year ever, so I've been catching up with the main brand on my DVR. Did you guys see Rumble City last night? New champions everywhere! New partnerships forged and other completely crushed. Lady M's and Tracy are....well....the new....team on the block. A confusing swerve from the two has put the belt in Lady M's hands. That was huge news for the Lady Renegades, but it was on a night where Lady Renegades were making history left and right. Who could forget the Bad Ass Rumble that saw Alyssa Flash fight off the top Renegades to escape the cage. Preconceptions are shattered, and the world of wrestling is quickly changing. Over night, a random decision to get involved by Flash has made her the most looked at star in the sport. We'll see what she has to say about what's going to happen next on the final episode of Chaos TV! for the year 2014. It's been an amazing year with ups and downs. The 87's are feeling those downs right now, as the new Havok World Champion Kishin Kid has brought Olly Oliver and Tomo to the side of the Gouji Guys, meaning more wrestlers are leaving to become independent contractors, in a bid to take control out of the hands of Tack Angel one contract at a time. Trevor lost the Television Title to Kishin Kid which he then cashed in to take the World Championship out from under the new Champion Amigo, who had barely been able to defeat Sal Paradise. We'll see the fall out from that in 6-Man action, as the remaining 87's take on the new Havok World Champion, Olly, and Tomo. Undeth continued their reign of terror on the Lucha Renegades at Rumble City, and now Kiva stands alone against this dark threat in singles competition against Hood. All of this and more on the final episode of Chaos TV! for 2014!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. TBA
2. 6-Man Non-Title Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous
3. Singles: Kiva vs. Hood
4. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach/Grind vs. Kishin Kid/Olly Oliver/Ishihiro Tomo
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Lady M's/Tracy vs. Fem C/Erica

Hailey Havok: That's not going to be the last of Havok for 2014 though. No, we're going out with a bang with Last Clash 2014! The traditions from EBW just keep going. We can't stop now! We're heading back to Onett, where it all began for this one. Sal Paradise and Amigo are hurting from their biggest losses, each losing the Havok World Championship on the same night. They will battle for the #1 Contender spot. For Sal Paradise, it will be a chance to prove he can beat Amigo, and for Amigo it's a chance to get his revenge on Kishin Kid and regain the Championship he's sought after for so long. However, Kishin Kid may not be the champ when the time comes around, as Trevor Mach is getting a rematch against the New Epic, and the Havok World Championship will be on the line. Those are the only two matches booked right now, but you know how we do things. Everything has to be last minute, and the habit of rapid booking on the fly at the end of the year continues. Been doing this for years. Figure SOMEONE could have planned this out better by now!

Havok: Last Clash 2014
Onett Battle Dome, Onett
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Amigo
2. Havok World Championship: Kishin Kid(c) vs. Trevor Mach

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Rumble City saw the entire landscape of the game change from top to bottom. The Gouji Guys have the gold, with Kishin Kid living up to his new moniker of the New Epic. Amigo had won the gold only to lose it in the very same night to the opportunist Kishin Kid. Lady M's also got the gold after forging a new alliance with Tracy, while Alyssa Flash won the Bad Ass Rumble, becoming the first woman to do so. Before the show, everyone was talking about the usual feuds, but now all eyes are on the Lady Renegades, which is probably why they opened the final Chaos TV! of 2014...at least that's my guess, but what do I know. The new Lady Renegades Champion Lady M's came down to the ring with her new partner in crime Tracy. The former champion didn't seem too upset about losing the title as she happily clutched the barbed wire bat given to her by M's. As they entered the ring Valarie Dorado, Fem C, Erica, and Mura came out as well.

Lady M's: I bet you all have a lot of questions. I've seen the way you're all looking at me. To be honest, I couldn't care less. I did what I did for my own reasons, and that's all that matters. I know how it goes though, with the poking and the prodding. You people feel like you deserve explanations for everything. I'll give you one. Here's my explanation, I'm the Lady Renegades Champion. Is that good enough for you? Too bad.

Tracy: I bet they've got a lot of questions for me too. Like why I would help you cost me my own title? Sometimes, you put things in perspective, and you make sacrifices. Maybe not even a sacrifice, maybe a show of support? See, M's and I had.....a heart to heart. We've been down the roads together for years, and we both struggled to make our lives and our careers mean something. We did what we could good or bad, because we had a burning passion for what we do. We love wrestling. We had more in common than we thought. More in common than anyone else that we knew. It just took one person to show us that.

Lady M's: Murasaki, the Purple Killer. She lit a fire that had been dosed by years of apathy. My career, my legacy, my killer instinct. I wanted it back. I was made to feel that that was the wrong path, but the path I chose was the wrong path. IT WAS THE WRONG ONE! I'm not conventional! I'm a fighter! I'm a killer! I want that back! I took it back, and I gained more than I ever knew I wanted. In Tracy I have found my kindred spirit. We both decided that we were going to start over with each other, and we're going to take this joke of a division, and make it what we want it to be. You better be able to take a beating and put on a 5 Star match every night or you're going to be out on your ass. No more of this second rate bullshit!

Tracy: A new start. M's gave me her bat, and I gave her my title. That created a bond that's more important than what we had before. Erica, Fem C, and Valarie Dorado. I actually do appreciate your back up, even if I didn't always show it. That's my Mom rubbing off on me I guess. Doesn't change the fact that I don't need you or want you anymore. It's M's and me running the show now. We're no longer rivals, no longer enemies. We're-

Alyssa Flash: I hate to break this up, but you're running long, and I've got something I want to say!



Alyssa Flash: I always knew you were a bitch M's, but I thought you were my kind of bitch. Turns out your Tracy's bitch though, or is she your bitch?

Lady M's: Flash, I have nothing to say to you. I'm done with you.

Alyssa Flash: You WISH you were done with me. I came back here at your request remember? You brought this on yourself. We both thought it would be hilarious if we teamed up for a change. Just like I thought it would be hilarious if I entered the Bad Ass Rumble. Turns out I actually won the thing. Did you see that? I'm sure you did. I made history! Not bad eh? I came here to help you out, but now it's back to basics, I'm here to surpass you, embarrass you, and take what's mine. Just so happens, I'll have the crowd support this time. Nice change of pace, I think I like it!

Lady M's: Just say what you have to say already Flash!

Alyssa Flash: You want me to cut to the chase? I don't really think you do, but alright! The winner of the Bad Ass Rumble gets a title shot as you remember. Now Tack was actually going to let me challenge Kishin Kid if I wanted to, but when I knew you were Lady Renegades Champion I just couldn't resist. You and I will wrestle the final match of 2014 for your newly "earned" Lady Renegades Championship!

Lady M's: You've made your biggest mistake yet. That's what I get for thinking you were worth a damn, but I guess I was wrong. The Killer M's is going to kill you at Last Clash 2014.

Tracy: Before that we're going to put our pasts away once and for all. Watch and learn, cause the real Lady Renegades, Tracy and Lady M's, are going to put down Erica and Fem C in the main event.

Alyssa Flash: Wouldn't miss your overly touchy feely hugfest for the world Ladies.

The opening match space was reserved for something not announced prior to the show. The space was given to the former Havok World Champion Amigo. The World Warrior with the shortest reign in Havok history somberly walked to the ring to talk to the Renegades.

Amigo: I stand before you a former Havok World Champion. I reached my goal, but something happened I didn't plan on, and I lost the title in the same night. Now, I was never one to have a great sense of humor, but Kishin Kid thinking he earned that title from me is the biggest joke I've ever been apart of. The "New Epic" is just another con artist. Sal Paradise is on another level, and I have more respect for him than anyone else on the roster after the war we had. Either one of us deserve to be champion way before Kishin Kid. I could complain about this, but I'm not going to do that. What I'm going to do is go back to my gym and train. Sal and I will wrestle again, and when I narrowly win again I will get my revenge and the title back. Make no mistake I-

Anwin: Enough!



Anwin: No one cared when I won and lost the title. I was made to feel like a joke for losing the title in the same night. You had it for a shorter time than I did, and yet no one is laughing at you right now. They feel bad for you, while they try to forget me. I'm not going to let that happen. I think I deserve the shot at the title.

Amigo: Step into this ring and prove it. If you can beat me, you can have my spot.

Anwin: Well, that was easier than I was expecting.

Amigo: Just put up or shut up Anwin.

The brash Anwin rushed into the ring, but Amigo quickly snapped into action with a dominant show of force in the opening match. Anwin attempted his Based Bomber to try and steal a win, but Amigo escaped and brought him down with the Olympic Slam. He then slapped on the Ankle Lock and angrily wrenched it till Anwin had no choice but to tap out. Amigo looked fiercely angry after the match, yelling out that he will be the Havok World Champion once again. I wouldn't want to piss that guy off.

Camilo Ortega teamed up with the Havok World Tag Team Champions, The Brothers X, to take on the Gouji Guys Havok Trios Champions in Non-Title action. With all these tag belts and trios belts, you could expect a lot of team chemistry, but the win came from the lone wrestler without a belt, as Camilo landed the STO Bomber on Mr. Dangerous to score the pin. After the match, Firebrand X and Arremer X endorsed Camilo Ortega as their partner, and challenged the Trios Champions to another match at Last Clash 2014 with the titles on the line. With Gouji's advice the trio agreed.



Hater: Nyah! I'm here with the 87's traitors and the New Havok World Champion Kishin Kid!

Olly Oliver: Hey, we're not traitors! We just got a better deal and a lifetime supply of retro games. We might have "betrayed" our "bros", but that doesn't make us traitors....or maybe it does. Who cares! We've been down this road before, so what do you expect from me?

Kishin Kid: I'm the New Epic Hater, get the name right. The New Epic and the New Havok World Champion. I made history just like I said I was going to do. I back up what I say unlike the broken down liar Trevor Mach, the over hyped Sal Paradise, and the self important Amigo. Did I screw Amigo over? Maybe a little bit, but it was totally worth it! I've done it! I've chased down my dreams! I'm the Havok World Champion! It's a true story that needs a book and a movie. A triumph over the language barrier followed by the glass ceiling.

Retro Hippie: You scumbags! All of you! You betrayed your brothers! You're monsters!

Ishihiro Tomo: Grrrr....

Retro Hippie: AH!

Olly Oliver: Take a hike Hippie. Like Kishin's been saying, we got what we needed from the 87's and now we're independent. We're Gouji Guys, endorsed by Senator Armstrong.

Tack Angel: Cheru-Kishin Kid?

Kishin Kid: .....

Tack Angel: Hey. I just....I just wanted to say congratulations. I'm proud of you, no matter how you got there, you did manage to become Champion. I'm proud of you, and I know your family is-

Kishin Kid: Stop right there! I don't care about them or you. It doesn't matter what you think or feel. I had to get away from them and from you before I could reach my full potential. I've reached it. I've got the belt. I'm the new face of wrestling, and it's time the Gouji Guys wipe away the old guard once and for all. We'll win tonight, and then I'll beat Trevor Mach AGAIN at Last Clash 2014. Count on it.

Tack Angel: ......



Trevor Mach: Tali? Tali, I've been looking for you. I haven't seen you in days, and then you and Tracy pull that thing off at Rumble City and you disappear again. What's going on?

Lady M's: Like you care where I've been.

Trevor Mach: What are you talking about?

Lady M's: I've had enough of this Trevor! It's time I say this to you, and it's been a long time coming. IT'S OVER!

Trevor Mach: What?!

Lady M's: I have been held back and held down by you for years! I was a killer, and it was YOU who made me feel like I needed to be something different! You tried to "liberate" me, but all you did was make me Mrs. Mach. I followed you through everything, and what did it get me? Nothing! When Sparkle was finally making big waves I followed you to the Presidency! Sparkle burned and you ended up throwing it all away to get back into the ring anyways! You're a moron, a crazed moron! Do you even grasp reality anymore!? I tricked myself into thinking I loved you and I loved your garbage shenanigans, but I wanted a killer, and I wanted to be a killer. It's time for a fresh start. For YEARS I've wasted my time, my life, and my career. NO MORE! I know what I want, and that's not you! It's over! Consider this....a divorce!







Trevor Mach: Is....is that right? I....I see. Well...that's...that a punch to the soul....I....I-

Lady M's: Don't....just don't. We have nothing more to say to each other. I'm just.....I'm tired of you. I'm going to be me, and that means no more you.

Tracy: Tough luck Trevor. You've been replaced.

Trevor Mach: .....

The Lucha Renegades have been dismantled by Undeth, but the Anahuac hero Kiva was still surviving, even when the legend Rey Dorado found himself on the injured list after Rumble City. In singles competition against the brawler Hood, Kiva finally managed to turn the tide, avoiding the interference on the outside to hit a Kiva Dive on Hood to score the pin, handing Undeth a loss. Void tried to offer Kiva a chance to "become Undeth", but Kiva responded by challenging him to a match at Last Clash. At least I think he did. He only speaks in Lucha. Void was quick to agree, claiming it would be the final night for Lucha Libre's heroes.



Tack Angel: Trevor? Trevor....are you....are you alright?

Trevor Mach: ......

Tack Angel: You're looking....a little unhinged....and that's saying something for you.

Trevor Mach: ......

Tack Angel: Look, I just heard. I just heard what happened. I know you must be feeling terrible right now. I know what she meant to you. She was your stability. She was your rock. I also know you just lost your title and got betrayed by most of the 87's but.....I'm not helping am I?

Trevor Mach: .......

Tack Angel: Trevor listen, you can come back from this. You've been teetering on the edge for years, but you can come back from this. Trevor? Are you listening to me?

Trevor Mach: ......

Tack Angel: I know you don't want to hear this right now, but you have a match. Please, try to-

Trevor Mach: Out of my way.

Tack Angel: Trevor wait! Trevor! Don't! You can come back from this! Please hear me! Trevor!

The remaining 87's battled the betrayers in 6-Man action. A heated war with the new Havok World Champion, Olly, and Ishihiro Tomo. This was looking like a dream match in terms of the name value, but this wouldn't be much of a match and more of a bloody brawl. Trevor Mach came out to the match late and had no intentions of going by the rules. With a look of hatred in his eyes he swung a chair at Olly and Tomo, nearly taking out Sal and Grind in the process. He got into the face of Kishin Kid, brawling and dragging him to the back. A crazed brawl ending in a DQ victory for the Gouji Guys, but where was Trevor taking the Kid?

The main event saw the new powerduo of the Lady Renegades, Tracy and new Lady Renegades Champion Lady M's fought Tracy's former partners Fem C and Erica. The brutal duo dominated the match, targeting Fem C and trying to keep Erica out of the ring. Alyssa Flash watched on as M's landed a Rolling M's on Fem C and tagged out to Tracy as she then brawled with Erica long enough for Tracy to hit the TikTak on Fem C and get the pin. Tracy and M's looked very dominant, but the history making Alyssa Flash should be up for the challenge. M's vs. Flash for the Lady Renegades Championship. The final match of 2014 only at Last Clash 2014!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Amigo beat Anwin via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. 6-Man Non-Title Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega[o] beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous[x] via STO Bomber -> Pin
3. Singles: Kiva beat Hood via Kiva Dive -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Kishin Kid/Olly Oliver/Ishihiro Tomo beat Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach/Grind via DQ
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Lady M's/Tracy[o] beat Fem C[x]/Erica via TikTak -> Pin



Trevor Mach: You still laughing Kid? You still think I'm broken down? You were right about one thing. I'm out of my mind, and now...NOW I really have nothing to lose. You ever wanted to see the face of a man that loses everything important to him? Am I broken? Maybe. Am I beaten? No. Never. You think all of this will keep me from kicking your ass at Last Clash? Heh....Tack said I can come back from this, but I think I'm going to see where this goes. No matter what though, I won't be beaten. I may get my ass kicked, but I won't be beaten! I'm not a loser, not a victim! I won't be beaten. Do you hear me? I WON'T!