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Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:36 pm

EBW.com EXCLUSIVE! The fourth date of Trevor and M's!

Days before the big Radical Dreamers PPV Viewtiful Trevor and M's Style headed off to rest and relax in the country in the country of Edo. Now that's what I call a fourth date!

M's Style: Are you sure you can drive this...what is it called again?

Viewtiful Trevor: It's the Skyrunner, and Jeff taught me everything about it......hmmm what's that button do?

M's Style: Best if we don't find out! So I can't believe we're going to Edo, this is going to be fun.

Viewtiful Trevor: Thought I might pull out all the stops for our fourth date. In the box back there is some traditional Edo clothes. Thought we might dress the part.

M's Style: Good idea

Viewtiful Trevor: Well here we are.

M's Style: I've always wanted to come here.

Viewtiful Trevor: Well Jeff recommended the place. Plenty to do aparently......so what do you want to do?

M's Style: Hmmmmm

Viewtiful Trevor and M's Style in unison: Let's go watch an anime!

Viewtiful Trevor: You like anime too? We have so much in common. ;)

M's Style: Heh, we should do something outside first. Let's go get a better view.

M's Style: Wow it's really beautiful up here.

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey I can see the Sky Runner from here.....oh crud I left it in neutral! Oh....rolled right into the hill. Jeff's gonna be pissed.

M's Style: Trevor?

Viewtiful Trevor: Yeah?

M's Style: Do you think people can be forgiven for what they've done in the past and be able to enjoy their future?

Viewtiful Trevor: Wha? Well.....yeah sure why not? Why do you ask?

M's Style: Um.....no reason. Hey let's go find one of those world famous hot springs.

Viewtiful Trevor: But we didn't bring anything to swim in.

M's Style: We'll......improvise.

M's Style: See no one is around. We can just swim like this!

Viewtiful Trevor: Aw........ooo.......hehe.....whooo...

M's Style: Trevor, why is your nose bleeding?

Viewtiful Trevor: This is awesome!

M's Style: Apparently it is a ceremony to ward off impending evil.

Viewtiful Trevor: Nice, hey doesn't that guy up there look familiar to you?

Viewtiful Trevor: Well we're back in our room, what do you want to do no.............oooo.....

M's Style: I can think of one thing we can do.......Trevor?

Viewtiful Trevor: Heh.........ooooo.....eh......yowza....

M's Style: Why is your nose bleeding again?

Viewtiful Trevor: I'm really glad you decided to come here with me. I've really gotten a chance to know you over the past few weeks.

M's Style: You have my heart Trevor....just don't break it or I'll have to break you.....I'm really glad I came here too.

Viewtiful Trevor: I.....I'll never break your heart....I'll always be here....I promise.

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Nerdler: Nerdler here with the *sigh* "love birds" who will be defending their titles tonight as will Brawler SWIFT, Poo, and Kirby. Trevor and M's, can you tell me...

M's Style: Zip it Nerdler, we're trying to talk over here!

Nerdler: *Sigh*

Viewtiful Trevor: You're a glutton for punishment aren't you buddy? Anyways M's don't worry about me tonight. I'm going to show Wart the meaning of pain just like my Sexy Strong Style will do to Tracy when you get her trapped in the cage tonight.

M's Style: I know you can take him but I remember what you looked like after your fights with Bowser. This guy is just as big, just as vicious, and this match is No DQ.

Viewtiful Trevor: Tonight it's blood for blood and you better believe it's gonna flow! Bring him on I'm ready for war!

M's Style: It looks like we're both gonna bleed tonight. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Viewtiful Trevor: Neither would I.

Nerdler: Oh give me a freaking brea.....

EBW RADICAL DREAMERS INTRO VIDEO - http://youtube.com/watch?v=5jWlcri3VmQ

The battle rages on between EBW and NCW, but war has also broken out within EBW with Metal Rush battling Pokey Army while The Great KYO and Masked Lanta fight for blood and glory. But EBW continues to stand up against invading forces that wish to take it down. Much has changed since the Bushido PPV but one thing will always stay the same...EBW will fight and continue to reach for that dream!

Before the first match we were taken to the back again where Nerdler was standing by with the "New and Improved Sal Paradise and Jamie OD.

Nerdler: Nerdler here again with Sal Paradise and Jamie OD who have obviously gone through a drastic change. What gives guys?

Sal Paradise: Thank you for asking Nerdler! You see Jamie and I realized that as wrestlers we are awesome and as a team we are electrifying! Women want us and men want to be us. We just needed a little extra kick to get us going. So I decided to let my oozing charisma shine forth while Jamie OD got into kick you in the face mode! For now on you can refer to me as Paradise Collection AT!

Nerdler: Aw but that name's too long. Can't we just call you Sal?

Sal Paradise: .......fair enough.

Jamie OD: We've also got a new name for our team. You can call us the Lovekick Connection! Sal brings the chicks while I supply the kicks!

Sal Paradise: Yeah baby! Get ready EBW it's on like Donkey Kong!

Nerdler: Yes MKPW wrestler Donkey Kong is in attendance tonight.

Sal Paradise: It was a figure of speech. Geez no wonder everyone beats you like a little bitch!

Jamie OD: Ncw get ready! You're about to get a kick to the face courtesy of the Lovekick Connection!

The opening match was a 6-man EBW vs. NCW C-X-J war. The newly name Lovekick Connection would team with Chicken Man to take on Bomberman, Kid Icarus, and one half of the C-X-J tag champs Mallow. The match was high flying war with Lovekick leading the charge. The fans were way behind Lovekick and that energy helped them dominate. At one point in the match Sal used his grappling skills to capture Kid Icarus in a Full Nelson while Jamie OD kicked him in the ribs. Team based offense like that wore down the NCW team while EBW's team remained energized with quick tags. It seems that with the inclusion of Lovekick the C-X-J Division has finally reached a level to be able to take the fight back to NCW. This thought was made fact when Jamie OD hit his signature Penalty Kick on Mallow and picked up the big victory. EBW's C-X-J Division is fighting back, and with a direct win over a C-X-J title holder it's only a matter of time befoe EBW brings the titles back!

The Mario Brothers and The Wario Brothers have put aside their differences to wage an attack on EBW. Gone are the rivalries between the brothers. Now a strong unit stands together ready to make their push into EBW. Standing in thier way are the teams of BRASH and the Onett Police Force. This match wa smuch different then the previous fight and was more ground based. All eight men are heavy hitters so the impact of several moves could be heard all the way to the back of the arena. Their was some obvious tension between BRASH and OPF probably due in part to OPF's departure and return to EBW. The tension betweens the teams made them an easy target for the unified Four Brothers of NCW. Mario was especially tough as he jumped and dodged most offense. Mario's agility mixed with the tension in the EBW team allowed NCW to pick up the win after Mario hit the Run-Jump-Stomp! on OPM #2. NCW has broken through the first line of defense and now plans to push further into the promotion but EBW is ready to push back.

The next three matches were special singles matches between rivals who are looking to advance in EBW or simply cause pain and destruction to their opponents. The first of these matches pitted Captain Strong against MUNK Perry. MUNK first caught the attention of Strong when he impressed everyone with his courage and willingness to step up to the Heavyweight Division to battle the first incarnation of Metal Rush. From their they fought together with Strong serving as somewhat of a mentor. Then MUNK shocked the world when he beat Strong in a singles match. He proved that this wan't a fluke by beating his in yet another match. This sent Strong into a livid state where he joined Metal Rush before leaving EBW altogether. Now the Captain is back and ready to settle his score with MUNK Perry. These two showed a glimpse of what they could do on the last X-perience and we saw more of that in this fight. High speed offense coupled with kicks and chops. MUNK was once again showing signs of the old CP Munk coming through as he out chopped the chopping master and threw him against the turnbuckle. Captain Strong dodged a splash attempt and MUNK slammed into the corner. From there Strong unleashed a flurry of hard chops to MUNK's chest before yelling a taunt at him and throwing a vicous backhand. MUNK had made a mistake and given the crafty veteran an opening in which to unleash his signature stiff offense that set the bar in EBW. Strong eventually wore down MUNK enough that he was able to climb the ropes and hit the Top Rope Chop. 1-2 Kickout! MUNK kicked out which sent the fans into a frenzy. Strong was livid as he stomped MUNK repeatedly before climbing the ropes again to deliver another Top Rope Chop. 1-2 KICKOUT! MUNK was able to kickout yet again. Strong made a third attempt at the Top Rope Chop but MUNK made a last second evasion and kicked Strong directly in the ribs. Strong would not go down and he delivered several elbows to MUNK's head before he whipped him into the corner, dragged him up the turnbuckle, and delivered a big Superplex. 1-2-3! Captain Strong had finally scored a win over MUNK Perry. Strong is back in top form and ready to climb back up to title contention. MUNK Perry received a standing ovation from the fans. After focusing on tag action for so long he was still able to take on Strong. These two will battle again for sure.

The second special singles match pitted The W00t against his newest rival Rude. Rude has done a complete 180 lately by becoming brash and more confident. This confidence is paying off though as he can back it up with a refreshed fighting style. The W00t is a technical genius who can fight an epic battle anyplace at anytime. When these two fought at Bushido in an MMA it was obvious that the new feud wasn't over, so now here we are as W00t and Rude now have a singles wrestling match. The first half of the match played out alot like their MMA encounter. Rude was all about the striking while W00t tried to take it to the mat. They went into the second half of the match at a stalemate but Rude had no intention of losing two in a row to W00t even if it meant cheating. As W00t came at Rude with a lariat the he ducked the attack and rolled W00t up into a pin. Rude then grabbed the ropes and stole the win! Rude celebrated like he actually earned the victory and smirked at a livid W00t with his new golden teeth sparking in the light.

The third and final singles match of the Reach for the Dream series pit Jonathan Tack against the brutal destroyer Masked Lanta. Masked Lanta has defeated anyone who has stood in his way since joining EBW. Those who stood up to him might win by DQ but they would also have to feel the Massacre Barrage. This match played out alot like their first singles confrontation in the Take it Back Tournament. Masked Lanta stepped up the constant attacks but Tack fought back and the fans cheered as they exchanged solid blows in the middle of the ring for a whole minute. At one point Tack even managed to get the advantage by landing a Superkick that didn't take Lanta down but it weakened him enough for Tack to whip him into the turnbuckle. Tack then tried another Superkick but Lanta dodged and Tack ended up kicking the turnbuckle. You could tell the impact hurt him as he favored one leg. Masked Lanta capitalized on the injury and constantly attacked the hurt leg. With Tack reeling in pain now Masked Lanta decided to finish things off with a Massacre Barrage. Unfortunatly for him Tack wasn't ready to go down and took Lanta to the mat with an Exploder! Tack fell to his knees just as Lanta climbed to his knees and the enemies exchanged slaps and punches. Tack then unleashed a vicious headbutt on Lanta that cracked his mask. This sent Masked Lanta into a frenzy as he quickly jumped to his feet and unleashed his Massace Barrage. 1-2-3 Masked Lanta captured the win but went through hell to get it. It appeared from some views that Tack actually kicked out before three so he and the fans protested the conclusion but the decision was already made. Tonight we saw two tag wrestlers step up to fight epic battles against singles masters. They may have lost but their reputation has only improved by the incredible performances they put on.

The sixth match of the PPV was a short conflict between The Sharks and King Pokey and Franky. The action was hot as both teams were fighting dirty, but as was normal now the fans were behind The Sharks and their use of dirty tactics. Orange Kid's interference tipped the scales in Pokey Army's favor when Orange Kid handed a Franky a set of Brass Knuckles which he used to clobber Shark #2 right out of the ring with a Come out Swinging. This opened Shark #1 to King Pokey's Rushing Splash. 1-2-3 King Pokey gets the win for his army. The Sharks were obviously hurt after two big matches with Poo but even after that it still took Orange Kid to turn the tide. The Sharks are falling back into their old role and soon they will be a dominate force again but for now Pokey Army is victorious.

The next match was the first of five title bouts on the show. The "King of C-X-J" Kirby has led NCW's charge into the C-X-J division and has acquired both C-X-J titles. Now he would face off against EBW's next hope in bringing back a belt. That hope was the King of Spice Curry Man! This would be a ladder match with no real rules to speak of so anything could happen. Their would be no interference however, because a sort of unwritten rule that has been made between the C-X-J divison and the invading opponents to allow the matches to come to a fair conclusion. This is more of a competition then a war but make no mistake a war was fought in the ring for this prestigious belt. The ladder was used in several spots especially by Curry Man who used the ladder in a helicopter motion to keep the puff ball at bay. Kirby can reach high places without a ladder though so Curry Man had to eventually set down the ladder to climb it and bring Kirby back to the mat. Despite Curry Man's performance Kirby still managed to use his lightweight to his advantage and managed to grab the belt with the help of the ladder. Many fans booed the result but Curry Man shook hands with Kirby before breaking into his signature dance. The "King of C-X-J" just stared at the enigmatic King of Spice before heading to the back.

The rivaly of all rivalries in EBW would continue next as Poo would defend his EBW 2nd Belt against "Metal Tyrant" Ness. Poo was able to beat Ness cleanly for the first time at Bushido but now he would be battling Metal Tyrant! This contest was even more explosive then the Bushido battle. Ness and Poo were out for blood and viciously attacked eachother in the opening minutes of the match. It was obviously that Ness was re-energized by the reformation of Metal Rush and the fans were behind their hero more then ever. Poo was visibly angry as he was unable to put away his greatest enemy. Late in the match Pokey Army came out in full force to impose their will in the match, but before they could The Sharks came out to fight them off. The numbers game was too much for The Sharks and Ness had to leap out of the ring and onto the Pokey Army members to even things out. Poo quickly followed and the two opponents battled outside the ring. Before long they were back in the ring and The Sharks were outnumbered once again. Then suddenly a familiar theme hit as Picky Minch made his way to the fight dressed in Metal Rush colors! Poo was shocked to see his former spot in Metal Rush filled by the young supernova. The brief glimpse at Picky gave Ness just enough time to hammer down Poo with several elbows before picking him up and dropping him with a PK Thunderbomb. 1-2-3 Ness beats Poo and wins back the EBW 2nd Belt Championship! Ness was ecstatic as he celebrated with The Sharks and new Metal Rush member Picky Minch. Poo was livid at first but suddenly he locked up and just stared into nothingness. Pokey Army was confused by his behavior and had to basically carry him to the back.

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The Eight Sides of Steel was lowered for the next match where M's Style would defend her title against rival in the fledgling women's division Tracy. Tracy believes that she is Miss Supernova with the genes of Ness and the training of Poo. M's Style disagrees and intends on beating some truth into Tracy. The last time these two fought in a singles match was at the TUE Finale show where M's won after using an astonishing combo called M's Sexy Murder. Tracy needed time to recover but she quickly returned more vicious then ever. The match itself was called the best women's match in EBW to date. Tracy held her own this time unleashing strikes very similar to Poo's and using hold's quite similar to Ness's. While this gave her a wide variety of moves it also made her a little predictable in how she alternated the styles. This allowed M's to predict what was coming next. An early Starstorm OMEGA attempt was dodged and M's land a vicious kick to Tracy's head that cut her open. Tracy in turn landed a hit that cut M's open. They proceeded to choke eachother before M's over powered Tracy and tossed her into a cage wall. Tracy tried to climb out of the cage but M's caught her foot and dragged her down before grinding her face into the cage. As the minutes dragged on the blood flowed and these rivals continued to hammer away. Tracy was constantly trying to escape the cage though making it difficult for M's to gain any sort of momentum. Finally Tracy managed to get out of reach of M's so Sexy Strong Style had to climb after her. They traded kicks all the way to the top of the cage where they both managed to balance themselves at the top. Two dominant women wresters stood atop the cage as the fans were on their feet cheering for M's. Suddenly Tracy ran along the top of the cage like a gymnast. M's ducked as Tracy swung at her and managed to keep balanced on the cage. As Tracy swung again M's took a big chance and lunged forward, hooking Tracy's arms and spinning her around before jumping off the top of the cage and landing a GIANT German Suplex!!! The fans were going crazy as the ref counted the pin. 1-2-3!!! M's Style retains the title after one of the craziest moves in EBW history!

M's Style's boyfriend and ace of EBW Viewtiful Trevor would battle next. His opponent would be NCW behemoth Wart and the battle would be a Hardcore Brawl for the NCW World Heavyweight Championship. You would figure Trevor was second guessing his one man war against NCW as Generalissimo Pirkle and the NCW crew wrapped barbed wire around the ropes but the NCW champ just smirked as he confidently headed to the ring. It was one man staring down many as Pirkle got into his face before laughing and leaving the ring. Eventually it was just the opponents in the ring, Viewtiful Trevor and Wart. staring off in a ring surrounded with weapons and wrapped in barbed wire. Trevor had fought wrestling legend Little Mac at Bushido in an MMA match. Now his opponent was much bigger and much stronger and the rules were thrown out the window. The staredown continued for what felt like forever until both men turned to grab a weapon and bashed eachother over the head with a chair at the same time! From their the opponents dropped the chairs and began drilling each other with hard punches. Trevor had to jump up to land punches to Wart's face. One particular attack allowed Wart to catch Trevor in the air and squeeze him in a tight bear hug. Wart clamped it on even harder as Trevor tried to escape. With no other options Trevor began continuously headbutting Wart until both men began bleeding from the forehead. Wart eventually stumbled back and released his hold on Trevor. Mr. Machismo quickly grabbed the chair and started to wail away on Wart but eventually the big man forced him back, picked up a moniter and tossed right a Trevor. He narrowly dodged the monitor but fell prey to a giant sized spear right back into the monitor. Several minutes of domination later Trevor looked gassed out. Wart forced him into the barbed wire surrounding the ring and attempted a running splash but the NCW champ worked his way out of the wire and avoided the giant splash at the last second. A bloody Trevor then smirked as Wart found himself stuck in the wire. Viewtiful Trevor picked up a chair started belting away at his NCW opponent. The impacts eventually freed Wart from the wire and he was quick to get back to his feet and capture Trevor in another bear hug. By now M's Style, Danny Leung, Nani, and Metal Rush were all standing at ringside not only keeping NCW back but cheering on the EBW hero. The fans joined in chanted for Trevor as he fought to stay concious. Wart thought it was all over when Trevor lowered his head but he quickly raised it again and spit blood into Wart's face before headbutting himself free once again. Trevor fell to the mat and struggled to get back to his feet. Wart ripped some of the wire off the ropes and came at Trevor with it but he was quick to avoid the monster and instead stole the wire from Wart and wrapped it around his neck before jumping on his back and choking him with it. The fans were on their feet as Wart struggled to fight out of the choke hold. He swung Trevor around and smashed him into the turnbuckles but the champ refused to let go. Eventually Wart fell to his knees before hitting the mat and passing out. 1-2-3! The giant had been defeated and Viewtiful Trevor strikes another blow in his one man war against NCW. Wart quickly regained conciousness got right into Trevor's face. But instead of attacking he reached for his hand and shook it before walking off towards the NCW army. Trevor and the soldiers of NCW may be at odds but everytime he fights one of them they develop respect for each other.

The main event was up next and it was one of the big matches everyone has been waiting to see. Brawler SWIFT won the Take it Back tournament and beat Mario for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship and then defended it against him in a rematch. He has become one of the top forces in EBW and a hero to all of its fans. The Great KYO came out of nowhere and quickly cast a shadow over EBW with his eccentric behavior, brutality, possible split personalities. He and Masked Lanta have even captured the EBW Tag Team Championships. Now these titans or EBW will clash in singles competition with EBW's biggest belt on the line. KYO introduced yet another incarnation tonight as he was introduced as Kabuki KYO. Coming out in a Gi with his hair pulled back KYO looked all business instead of his normal maniacal self. SWIFT came out with a small entourage of EBW wrestlers. He stopped a the entrance and stared at KYO for several moments before rushing into the ring and immediatly beginning the fight. These two unstoppable machines proceeded to engage in a bloody brawl full of kicks, elbows, headbutts, chops, and chokes. Anything to take down the opponent and capture the glory. Surprisingly early on SWIFT managed to hit the Muscle Buster on KYO but he wasn't even able to get a one count on the demented wrestler. As KYO climbed back to his feet SWIFT hit him hard in the face with a kick. KYO simply grinned and as blood flowed out of his mouth. SWIFT landed another kick but KYO continued to rise to his feet. Eventually they were staring face to face again. KYO continued to laugh but SWIFT continued on unintimidated. Eventually the momentum shifted and KYO had SWIFT on his knees. In a reverse situation from earlier KYO hit his Shining Wizard but SWIFT simply grinned and climbed back to this feet. KYO had his even match it seemed. Both warriors stood across from each other for several moments before beginning the onslaught again. The human body can only take so many kicks and that was proven when one to many kicks to the neck sent SWIFT to the mat. SWIFT was hurting bad as he held onto his swelling and bruised neck. KYO took down with a shining wizard and made the pin attempt. 1-2-Kickout! SWIFT wasn't done yet but his neck was obviously causing him alot of agony. KYO tried another high kick to hit his neck but SWIFT caught the leg and captured KYO in another Muscle Buster. 1-2-Kickout! KYO still had alot of fight in him as well and the opponents struggled to their feet. SWIFT fell back down though and gripped onto his neck. His heart wanted to continue but his body was giving out. KYO hit yet another big kick to SWIFT and floored him, but instead of another pin attempt he picked up SWIFT and hit the Cradle Piledriver which landed SWIFT directly on his neck. 1-2-KICKOUT! Amazingly SWIFT kicked out again! KYO showed his first signs of frustration ever in EBW but his anger quickly turned into a smirk as he dragged SWIFT up onto a turnbuckle before hitting a Top Rope Cradle Piledriver! Blood flew from SWIFT's mouth as he hit the mat. This time their would be no kicking out. 1-2-3 The Great KYO has defeated the brave warrior and become the new EBW World Heavyweight Champion. After the match KYO stuck his hand in a puddle of SWIFT's blood, then he made a circle of blood around the broken former champion before holding up his EBW tag belt and his new belt, The EBW World Heavyweight Championship. A shadow grows ever larger on EBW as The Great KYO becomes a 2-Crown champion. But SWIFT and the rest of EBW's roster proved tonight that the spirit will never give up even when the body does. Like the spirit EBW will never give up and no matter what happens the Radical Dreamers of EBW will be there to light the darkest hour...

EBW: Radical Dreamers
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. The Dream Begins-EBW vs. NCW
Chicken Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Bomberman/Kid Icarus/Mallow (12:23) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Mallow.
2. Fight the 4 Brothers-EBW vs. NCW
Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi beat Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./OPM #1/OPM#2 (14:18) when Mario hit the Run-Jump-Stomp! on OPM #2.
3. Reach for the Dream 1
Captain Strong beat MUNK Perry (11:34) with a Superplex.
4. Reach for the Dream 2
Rude beat The W00t (10:12) with a Roll Up pin.
5. Reach for the Dream 3
Masked Lanta beat Jonathan Tack (9:29) with the Massacre Barrage.
6. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army
King Pokey/Franky beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (8:54) when King Pokey hit the Rushing Splash on Shark #1.
7. Unified C-X-J Championship -Ladder Match-
Kirby(c) beat Curry Man (16:43) via Title Grab.
8. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Ness beat Poo(c) (21:28) with a PK Thunderbomb to become the NEW EBW 2nd Belt Champion.
9. EBW Women's Championship -Eight Sides of Steel-
M's Style(c) beat Tracy (17:09) with a Top of the Cage German Suplex.
10. NCW World Heavyweight Championship -Hardcore Carnage-
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat Wart (15:08) via Choke Out.
11. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
The Great KYO beat Brawler SWIFT(c) (16:17) with a Top Rope Cradle Piledriver to become the NEW EBW World Heavyweight Champion!

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:37 pm

Radical Dreamers Fallout! Journey splitting up and World title rematch on X-cite!

The Radical Dreamers PPV was a big success in terms of attendence and buyrates. Alot of things have changed in EBW now. NCW is slowly breaking down the walls while The Great KYO has become a 2-Crown King! After the show MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack of Journey announced that they will be returning to singles action to focus on avenging the losses at the PPV. So the final battle for Journey will take place at the next X-cite. Also on X-cite Jeff Andonuts will return to action in an intergender battle between Trevor, Ness, M's, Jeff and Wart, Poo, Tracy, and Masked Lanta as the surprise addition to the match. Lanta's tag partner KYO will be in the main event defending his newly won EBW World Heavyweight Championship in a rematch against SWIFT. Doctors have told SWIFT not to compete and give himself time to rest after suffering neck damage but the Brawler wants his rematch now! The card for the big Post PPV show is listed below.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW Lovekick Baby!
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Bomberman/Kid Icarus
2. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army vs. Onett Police Force
Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. King Pokey/Franky/Orange Kid vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2
3. EBW vs. Pokey Army
The W00t/Danny Leung vs. Rude/Dave Larmore
4. EBW vs. NCW - Journey Final Battle
Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi
5. Welcome Back Jeff! Join the Fight! -Intergender Challenge-
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/M's Style/Jeff vs. Wart/Poo/Tracy/Masked Lanta
6. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
The Great KYO(c) vs. Brawler SWIFT

News on dual tournaments and the name of the next PPV!

The opening rounds of the Best of the best of the best tournament and Best of the C-X-J tournament will begin very soon. It has already been confirmed that the finals of both tournaments will take place on the next PPV which has been titled EBW: Zero Hour! The show might possibly be even bigger then Bushido which is so far the most watched EBW show in its history. Not only will the finals take place but the TUE Season 2 roster will join the main roster on that show. Alos expect several title matches. You can expect to hear more about the tournaments and the PPV on the next X-cite. For now you can see the Zero Hour logo below.

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Nerdler: Nerdler here with the super team of NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, EBW Women's Champion M's Style, EBW 2nd Belt Champion "Metal Tyrant" Ness, and the returning hero Jeff Andonuts. Tonight this team will take part in the first EBW intergender battle against NCW's Wart, Tracy, Poo, and Masked Lanta. How does it feel to make history M's?

M's Style: Hey Nerdler, eyes up here! This is a great moment for women's wrestling. Me and the other women have kicked ass and made a name for ourselves very quickly. Now it's time to show that we can hang with the boys. I know that Tracy and I will only be able to fight each other this first fight but I hope our showing out there will convince management that we can take a hit just as well as the men.

Viewtiful Trevor: You would already know that if you saw M's Style's German Suplex to Tracy off the Cage at Radical Dreamers!

Nerdler: Yes I think we are all still in awe about that. You go out of your way to dominate....even if that means picking on a lowly interviewer.

M's Style: What?!!?

Nerdler: Nothing!

Ness: Dude I don't think she's playing.

Jeff: Wow, I don't believe we have met M's, I'm Jeff!

Viewtiful Trevor: She's taken Jeff!

Jeff: Fair enough...

Nerdler: Anyways, I understand that Trevor has asked for a little time to say something before X-cite kicks off so let's hear what he has to say.

Viewtiful Trevor: This goes out to NCW. Your so called war on EBW has been a joke! I beat Little Mac for the NCW belt and then I defended it against Wart. All I have to ask is what's left? You going to send Mario my way? A rematch with Wart perhaps? I have a better idea. Perhaps this will light a fire under you. I declared a one man war on you and brought your prestigious championship to EBW. Now I want to take things to the next level. I'm not going to announce my intentions yet but rest assured that this is a bombshell announcement that will change things forever.....one way or another.

Nerdler: You're doing well against NCW so you want to increase the difficulty? I can't believe I never realized you're this ignorant!

Viewtiful Trevor: Well then, who's the ignorant one Nerdler?

Ness: .......he got you good Nerdler!

Nerdler: You would have to be ignorant to actually enjoy a beating from M's Style!

Viewtiful Trevor: Uhoh!

Ness: Duck Jeff!

Jeff: Wha?

M's Style: That's it Nerdler!

Nerdler: Oh crap I'm SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

Radical Dreamers was a big PPV for EBW. Forces attacked from outside and within. Epic battles were fought and The Great KYO reached the top of EBW with incredible speed after a win over SWIFT that nearly paralyzed the Brawler. Tonight NCW would attack once again while Brawler SWIFT would go against doctor's orders to fight The Great KYO for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship one more time.

The show kicked off with an exciting tag match featuring the invaders of NCW, namely Bomberman and Kid Icarus, as they fought EBW's newest and brightest team Lovekick Connection! Sal Paradise and Jamie OD have already become huge fan favorites due to their new attitude and decisive victory over NCW at the Radical Dreamers PPV. This match featured alot of the same action, with Sal and Jaime using their Mat Technician/Strong Style team techniques to perfection. The strategy was to avoid Bomberman's powerbombs and keep Icarus grounded and that's exaclty what they did. Once again Lovekick scored a victory over NCW after Sal submitted Kid Icarus with his new Paradise Lock submission. After the win Lovekick grabbed the mics.

Jamie OD: In case you didn't know by now, we're the Lovekick Connection! Sal brings all the chicks while I supply the kicks!

Sal Paradise: Yeah baby! The ladies love us and the men wanna be us. Lovekick is going to climb that ladder back up to title contention. Kirby, you might be called the C-X-J King by some but to Lovekick your just the man.....puffball we need to take out to capture our first titles in EBW! Mallow, Jamie OD already kicked your face in so we know we can beat you too. Picture it folks.....Lovekick Connection.....EBW C-X-J Tag Champions!

Kirby and Mallow were watching the match from the entrance way and they looked less then pleased about the comments from Lovekick. A rematch for the belts is on the horizon...

The second battle of the night was a three team brawl between Metal Rush led by newest member Picky Minch, Pokey Army consisting of King Pokey, Franky, and Orange Kid, and the Onett Police Force. This was a surprisingly long battle between the three teams. With three men in the ring at the same time it was almost impossible to attempt a pin or submission. At one point Captain Strong and Franky knocked Shark #2 out of the ring and it suddenly felt like 2007 all over again as this once fierce rivals picked up where they left off during their battles for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. The surprise MVP of the match was Picky Minch who came into this match with new found confidence. Almost immediatly he has learned the Metal Rush attitude and showed the potential fans have been waiting to see for years. After over 20 minutes of brawling it was Picky who captured the win after tossing OPM #1 out of the ring and hitting his signature German Suplex Pin on Orange Kid. Captain Strong was livid by the result as was King Pokey but the result was official, Picky Minch and Metal Rush picked up a big victory.

Next arch rivals would collide in tag action. The W00t and TUE Men's winner Danny Leung would team up to take on Rude and Dave Larmore. Fans know by now that when you put the young lions Danny and Dave into a ring together you will see carnage and this fight was no different. Danny continues to perfect his mat work while Dave still relies on his brutal elbows and drunken/careless style that is earning him somewhat of a following even though he is aligned with Pokey Army and pretty much rude to anyone he speaks to. Speaking of rude, Rude has reinvented himself and become a force to be reckoned with. The W00t found that out at Radical Dreamers even though Rude had to cheat to win. Their rivalry also continued with Rude getting in more offense then any of their previous two matches. Late in the bout it looked like Rude might have stolen another victory after an eye gouge/Rulebreaker on Danny Leung but instead he allowed The W00t to get tagged in. The fight between them continued until Rude took W00t to the ground and started to choke him with the ropes. This forced the ref to step in and an arguement started between him and Rude. During the arguement Dave Larmore pulled out a beer bottle and blasted it over W00t's head before Danny ran after him and chased him off. By the time the ref turned around W00t was out and Rude scored the easy pin. Rude is now 2-1 with W00t due to his dirty tactics. You can believe The W00t will seek retribution.

Before the fourth match we cut to the back where a battered and beaten Nerdler, clad in casts and a neck brace, was standing by with Generalissimo Pirkle and members of the NCW army.

Nerdler: First of all I would just like to say that I have never known true pain until today. That being said I'm going to turn the mic over Generalissmo Pirkle so he doesn't hurt me further.

Generalissimo Pirkle: Good choice Nerdler. Viewtiful Trevor wanted to address NCW tonight so I'm taking this time to respond. I know what you are planning to do. You're right that it's a big deal but I'm afraid I can't let it happen. Now I know I can't stop you with words and I can't block your move either.......but I can take you out by force. The Zero Hour pay per view is still a ways away. A lot can happen in that time. Mega Man could get a brand new leg and come after you along with Protoman. Actually, that's exactly what's going to happen. NCW is going to take you down. You're playing a very dangerous game....now it's time to pay the price.

Journey has been EBW fan's favorite team since they burst onto the scene and took the tag division over. Now they are parting ways to pursue singles glory. This will be the final journey for Journey (damn right the pun is intended). Tonight they team with former tag champions BRASH to battle the 4 Brothers of NCW, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi.

The Sharks and the Onett Police Force joined BRASH as they saluted Journey for their final walk to the ring as a team. With the fan 100% behind Journey and BRASH and big match ensued with the 4 Brothers. Journey were in top form as they went toe to toe with 4 of wrestling's top fighters outside of EBW. The dominance that the 4 Brothers enjoyed at Radical Dreamers was gone as these two teams formed a strong unit to fend them off. Eventually the NCW invaders realized that they might not be able to embarass Journey on their last night as a team and turned their attention to BRASH. All at once the momentum seemed to shift. The 4 Brothers wore down Apple Kid and prevented him from making a tag. Just as it looked like EBW's team would be able to push NCW back the 4 Brothers scored another win after Luigi hit an Avalance-style Piledriver on Apple Kid and grabbing the ropes for the cheap win. The 4 Brothers quickly ran off to celebrate with Generalissimo Pirkle and King Pokey as EBW's teams stood quietly in the ring. MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack looked at each other before smiling and shaking hands. The end result wasn't what they had hoped for but the team would still be remembered as an important part of EBW for years to come. MUNK and Tack then removed their Journey shirts and tossed them into the crowd. They left along with BRASH for the final time to a standing ovation.

Generalissimo Pirkle and King Pokey returned to ringside for the next match, which would make history as the first intergender match in EBW! Wart, Poo, Tracy, and Masked Lanta would have their hands full with the all star team of Trevor, M's, Ness, and the returning Jeff. This match was all action right away as Trevor and Wart continued their battle from Radical Dreamers. Stiff punches and kicks from Trevor sent Wart reeling back but the NCW behemoth quickly retaliated with a bear hug just like at the PPV. Trevor managed to reach out and tag Ness before the Wart carried the NCW champ into the enemy corner. Ness rushed out his corner and chopped the monster down with kicks. Trevor managed to escape the bear hug and shake hands with Ness before the two friends both dropkicked Wart out of the ring. The other members of the teams poured into the ring and a brawl ensued. Jeff showed his new impressive skills by hitting an axe kick on Masked Lanta and standing up the rabid tag champ in a stiff series of exchanges. Poo, still angry over his loss to Ness at Radical Dreamers, was quick to attack him and continue the feud while M's and Tracy got into a kicking match in the center of the ring. Seeing the men and women function together as teams added a new level of excitement to the match. M's and Tracy were tagged in mid match, with the EBW Women's Champ dodging Tracy's lariat attempt and delivering a head butt that sent her to the mat. Much of the same action continued throughout the match with the women fighting each other while the men fought each other, but at one point Poo refused to tag in Tracy when M's was tagged in. Poo smirked and got into the face of M's where he was met with a backhand and a stiff headbutt. Poo staggered back but quickly retaliated with an eye gouge and a headbutt of his own. M's quickly tagged in Jeff while she tried to recover her vision but Viewtiful Trevor was the first one in the ring as he floored Poo, let loose a flurry of punches and elbows, and finally dragged Poo up by what little hair he has and dropped him again with a Trevorplex! Jeff stared in shock as Trevor beat down Poo but eventually it was his turn to attack and finished off the already hurt Poo with a Tornado DDT! 1-2-3 Jeff Andonuts scores the big win in his first match back! Poo was livid once again after falling to Jeff and he had to be dragged to the back. Trevor, M's, and Ness tried to get at Poo but Wart stood in their way. Trevor looked past Wart to Pirkle where he smirked before spearing Wart down and continuing the fight outside of the ring. It was all out anarchy and security had to break things up.

The main event was up next. You could feel the electricity in the air as the lights dimmed and the new EBW World Heavyweight Champion The Great KYO made his way to the ring with his dark entourage. The challenger was up next. The man who showed incredible heart at Radical Dreamers and refused to give up until his body could take no more, Brawler SWIFT. SWIFT came out sporting a neck brace and and several bandages. He did not look like someone who shoud be stepping into a ring but the Brawler would be getting his rematch none the less. SWIFT staggered into the ring and got directly in the face of KYO who kicked off the match with a high kick straight to SWIFT's damaged neck! The crowd was silent as KYO stomped on SWIFT brought the former champion even more pain. SWIFT fought to climb to his feet before delivering a punch straight into KYO's face and tearing off his neck brace. With the brace removed you could clearly see the bruising and bulging on SWIFT's neck. As the fight continued you could barely tell that SWIFT felt it. The Brawler was looking for payback and brought the fight to KYO who seemed to be showing no ill effects from the war at Radical Dreamers. KYO continued to fight off SWIFT and eventually the Brawler began to show the effects of his injuries. SWIFT slowed down dramatically and had to stop the catch his breath, giving KYO plenty of time to deliver a Superkick right to SWIFT's face. This sent his head backwards, forcing him to stretch his neck further then it wanted to go. SWIFT showed incredible spirit once again in this match but KYO was slowly gaining ground on the broken former champion. The KYO showed just how demented and inhuman that he is by dragging SWIFT up onto a turnbuckle and chokeslammed him to the outside of the ring!!! Blood flew from SWIFT's mouth as he impacted on the hard concrete below. The fans fell silent. The ref began the 10 count as SWIFT finally showed signs of life and tried to climb back into the ring but the heavily damaged brawler ended up blacking out. As the doctor and the nurse tended to SWIFT the ref hit the finished the 10 count and awarded the win to The Great KYO. KYO grabbed his belts and smirked before slowly creeping towards SWIFT. That's when Viewtiful Trevor's music hit and the EBW Champion stopped dead in his tracks.

Viewtiful Trevor: Great KYO, how about you leave SWIFT alone and try to push me around! Ya know I've had my eye on you since you joined EBW and I have to say that I imagined that you would climb the ladder quickly. You captured your first world title before I did in my career. You're ruthless and unrelenting. That's why it's going to be extra special when I'm the one to take you out! See you and I have a couple things in common, we're both great fighters and we both claim to be world champion. You're a two crown champ while I became the first wrestler in history to hold the EBW, MKPW, and VBW titles at the same time! I think it's only fitting that we settle the question of who is the true world champion at EBW Zero Hour! I earned NCW's prestigious world title and now I intend on keeping it from them forever and unifying the title with the EBW World Heavyweight Championship and in that moment EBW will become the true world leader in wrestling. One True World Championship! So I am challenging you to this match at EBW Zero Hour. What do you say?

The Great KYO: .......The pain and misery felt by Brawler SWIFT will seem like a fond memory compared to what I do to you. A darkness has taken over EBW.......MY darkness. You will bleed, you will scream, you will beg for mercy. I will become the World Champion....and I will send you to Hell!

Viewtiful Trevor: If I'm going to hell then I'm taking you with me! We'll both face Hell........3 Stages of Hell!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW Lovekick Baby!
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Bomberman/Kid Icarus (10:15) when Sal Paradise put the Paradise Lock on Kid Icarus.
2. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army vs. Onett Police Force
Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat King Pokey/Franky/Orange Kid and Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2 (21:10) when Picky Minch hit the German Suplex Pin on Orange Kid.
3. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Rude/Dave Larmore beat The W00t/Danny Leung (9:04) when Rude hit the Rulebreaker on The W00t.
4. EBW vs. NCW - Journey Final Battle
Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi beat Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack (18:14) when Luigi hit an Avalance-style Piledriver on Apple Kid.
5. Welcome Back Jeff! Join the Fight! -Intergender Challenge-
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/M's Style/Jeff beat Wart/Poo/Tracy/Masked Lanta (14:03) when Jeff hit the Tornado DDT on Poo.
6. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
The Great KYO(c) beat Brawler SWIFT (16:57) via Countout.

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Nerdler: Nerdler here with the super team of NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, EBW Women's Champion M's Style, EBW 2nd Belt Champion "Metal Tyrant" Ness, and the returning hero Jeff Andonuts. Tonight this team will take part in the first EBW intergender battle against NCW's Wart, Tracy, Poo, and Masked Lanta. How does it feel to make history M's?

M's Style: Hey Nerdler, eyes up here! This is a great moment for women's wrestling. Me and the other women have kicked ass and made a name for ourselves very quickly. Now it's time to show that we can hang with the boys. I know that Tracy and I will only be able to fight each other this first fight but I hope our showing out there will convince management that we can take a hit just as well as the men.

Viewtiful Trevor: You would already know that if you saw M's Style's German Suplex to Tracy off the Cage at Radical Dreamers!

Nerdler: Yes I think we are all still in awe about that. You go out of your way to dominate....even if that means picking on a lowly interviewer.

M's Style: What?!!?

Nerdler: Nothing!

Ness: Dude I don't think she's playing.

Jeff: Wow, I don't believe we have met M's, I'm Jeff!

Viewtiful Trevor: She's taken Jeff!

Jeff: Fair enough...

Nerdler: Anyways, I understand that Trevor has asked for a little time to say something before X-cite kicks off so let's hear what he has to say.

Viewtiful Trevor: This goes out to NCW. Your so called war on EBW has been a joke! I beat Little Mac for the NCW belt and then I defended it against Wart. All I have to ask is what's left? You going to send Mario my way? A rematch with Wart perhaps? I have a better idea. Perhaps this will light a fire under you. I declared a one man war on you and brought your prestigious championship to EBW. Now I want to take things to the next level. I'm not going to announce my intentions yet but rest assured that this is a bombshell announcement that will change things forever.....one way or another.

Nerdler: You're doing well against NCW so you want to increase the difficulty? I can't believe I never realized you're this ignorant!

Viewtiful Trevor: Well then, who's the ignorant one Nerdler?

Ness: .......he got you good Nerdler!

Nerdler: You would have to be ignorant to actually enjoy a beating from M's Style!

Viewtiful Trevor: Uhoh!

Ness: Duck Jeff!

Jeff: Wha?

M's Style: That's it Nerdler!

Nerdler: Oh crap I'm SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

Radical Dreamers was a big PPV for EBW. Forces attacked from outside and within. Epic battles were fought and The Great KYO reached the top of EBW with incredible speed after a win over SWIFT that nearly paralyzed the Brawler. Tonight NCW would attack once again while Brawler SWIFT would go against doctor's orders to fight The Great KYO for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship one more time.

The show kicked off with an exciting tag match featuring the invaders of NCW, namely Bomberman and Kid Icarus, as they fought EBW's newest and brightest team Lovekick Connection! Sal Paradise and Jamie OD have already become huge fan favorites due to their new attitude and decisive victory over NCW at the Radical Dreamers PPV. This match featured alot of the same action, with Sal and Jaime using their Mat Technician/Strong Style team techniques to perfection. The strategy was to avoid Bomberman's powerbombs and keep Icarus grounded and that's exaclty what they did. Once again Lovekick scored a victory over NCW after Sal submitted Kid Icarus with his new Paradise Lock submission. After the win Lovekick grabbed the mics.

Jamie OD: In case you didn't know by now, we're the Lovekick Connection! Sal brings all the chicks while I supply the kicks!

Sal Paradise: Yeah baby! The ladies love us and the men wanna be us. Lovekick is going to climb that ladder back up to title contention. Kirby, you might be called the C-X-J King by some but to Lovekick your just the man.....puffball we need to take out to capture our first titles in EBW! Mallow, Jamie OD already kicked your face in so we know we can beat you too. Picture it folks.....Lovekick Connection.....EBW C-X-J Tag Champions!

Kirby and Mallow were watching the match from the entrance way and they looked less then pleased about the comments from Lovekick. A rematch for the belts is on the horizon...

The second battle of the night was a three team brawl between Metal Rush led by newest member Picky Minch, Pokey Army consisting of King Pokey, Franky, and Orange Kid, and the Onett Police Force. This was a surprisingly long battle between the three teams. With three men in the ring at the same time it was almost impossible to attempt a pin or submission. At one point Captain Strong and Franky knocked Shark #2 out of the ring and it suddenly felt like 2007 all over again as this once fierce rivals picked up where they left off during their battles for the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. The surprise MVP of the match was Picky Minch who came into this match with new found confidence. Almost immediatly he has learned the Metal Rush attitude and showed the potential fans have been waiting to see for years. After over 20 minutes of brawling it was Picky who captured the win after tossing OPM #1 out of the ring and hitting his signature German Suplex Pin on Orange Kid. Captain Strong was livid by the result as was King Pokey but the result was official, Picky Minch and Metal Rush picked up a big victory.

Next arch rivals would collide in tag action. The W00t and TUE Men's winner Danny Leung would team up to take on Rude and Dave Larmore. Fans know by now that when you put the young lions Danny and Dave into a ring together you will see carnage and this fight was no different. Danny continues to perfect his mat work while Dave still relies on his brutal elbows and drunken/careless style that is earning him somewhat of a following even though he is aligned with Pokey Army and pretty much rude to anyone he speaks to. Speaking of rude, Rude has reinvented himself and become a force to be reckoned with. The W00t found that out at Radical Dreamers even though Rude had to cheat to win. Their rivalry also continued with Rude getting in more offense then any of their previous two matches. Late in the bout it looked like Rude might have stolen another victory after an eye gouge/Rulebreaker on Danny Leung but instead he allowed The W00t to get tagged in. The fight between them continued until Rude took W00t to the ground and started to choke him with the ropes. This forced the ref to step in and an arguement started between him and Rude. During the arguement Dave Larmore pulled out a beer bottle and blasted it over W00t's head before Danny ran after him and chased him off. By the time the ref turned around W00t was out and Rude scored the easy pin. Rude is now 2-1 with W00t due to his dirty tactics. You can believe The W00t will seek retribution.

Before the fourth match we cut to the back where a battered and beaten Nerdler, clad in casts and a neck brace, was standing by with Generalissimo Pirkle and members of the NCW army.

Nerdler: First of all I would just like to say that I have never known true pain until today. That being said I'm going to turn the mic over Generalissmo Pirkle so he doesn't hurt me further.

Generalissimo Pirkle: Good choice Nerdler. Viewtiful Trevor wanted to address NCW tonight so I'm taking this time to respond. I know what you are planning to do. You're right that it's a big deal but I'm afraid I can't let it happen. Now I know I can't stop you with words and I can't block your move either.......but I can take you out by force. The Zero Hour pay per view is still a ways away. A lot can happen in that time. Mega Man could get a brand new leg and come after you along with Protoman. Actually, that's exactly what's going to happen. NCW is going to take you down. You're playing a very dangerous game....now it's time to pay the price.

Journey has been EBW fan's favorite team since they burst onto the scene and took the tag division over. Now they are parting ways to pursue singles glory. This will be the final journey for Journey (damn right the pun is intended). Tonight they team with former tag champions BRASH to battle the 4 Brothers of NCW, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi.

The Sharks and the Onett Police Force joined BRASH as they saluted Journey for their final walk to the ring as a team. With the fan 100% behind Journey and BRASH and big match ensued with the 4 Brothers. Journey were in top form as they went toe to toe with 4 of wrestling's top fighters outside of EBW. The dominance that the 4 Brothers enjoyed at Radical Dreamers was gone as these two teams formed a strong unit to fend them off. Eventually the NCW invaders realized that they might not be able to embarass Journey on their last night as a team and turned their attention to BRASH. All at once the momentum seemed to shift. The 4 Brothers wore down Apple Kid and prevented him from making a tag. Just as it looked like EBW's team would be able to push NCW back the 4 Brothers scored another win after Luigi hit an Avalance-style Piledriver on Apple Kid and grabbing the ropes for the cheap win. The 4 Brothers quickly ran off to celebrate with Generalissimo Pirkle and King Pokey as EBW's teams stood quietly in the ring. MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack looked at each other before smiling and shaking hands. The end result wasn't what they had hoped for but the team would still be remembered as an important part of EBW for years to come. MUNK and Tack then removed their Journey shirts and tossed them into the crowd. They left along with BRASH for the final time to a standing ovation.

Generalissimo Pirkle and King Pokey returned to ringside for the next match, which would make history as the first intergender match in EBW! Wart, Poo, Tracy, and Masked Lanta would have their hands full with the all star team of Trevor, M's, Ness, and the returning Jeff. This match was all action right away as Trevor and Wart continued their battle from Radical Dreamers. Stiff punches and kicks from Trevor sent Wart reeling back but the NCW behemoth quickly retaliated with a bear hug just like at the PPV. Trevor managed to reach out and tag Ness before the Wart carried the NCW champ into the enemy corner. Ness rushed out his corner and chopped the monster down with kicks. Trevor managed to escape the bear hug and shake hands with Ness before the two friends both dropkicked Wart out of the ring. The other members of the teams poured into the ring and a brawl ensued. Jeff showed his new impressive skills by hitting an axe kick on Masked Lanta and standing up the rabid tag champ in a stiff series of exchanges. Poo, still angry over his loss to Ness at Radical Dreamers, was quick to attack him and continue the feud while M's and Tracy got into a kicking match in the center of the ring. Seeing the men and women function together as teams added a new level of excitement to the match. M's and Tracy were tagged in mid match, with the EBW Women's Champ dodging Tracy's lariat attempt and delivering a head butt that sent her to the mat. Much of the same action continued throughout the match with the women fighting each other while the men fought each other, but at one point Poo refused to tag in Tracy when M's was tagged in. Poo smirked and got into the face of M's where he was met with a backhand and a stiff headbutt. Poo staggered back but quickly retaliated with an eye gouge and a headbutt of his own. M's quickly tagged in Jeff while she tried to recover her vision but Viewtiful Trevor was the first one in the ring as he floored Poo, let loose a flurry of punches and elbows, and finally dragged Poo up by what little hair he has and dropped him again with a Trevorplex! Jeff stared in shock as Trevor beat down Poo but eventually it was his turn to attack and finished off the already hurt Poo with a Tornado DDT! 1-2-3 Jeff Andonuts scores the big win in his first match back! Poo was livid once again after falling to Jeff and he had to be dragged to the back. Trevor, M's, and Ness tried to get at Poo but Wart stood in their way. Trevor looked past Wart to Pirkle where he smirked before spearing Wart down and continuing the fight outside of the ring. It was all out anarchy and security had to break things up.

The main event was up next. You could feel the electricity in the air as the lights dimmed and the new EBW World Heavyweight Champion The Great KYO made his way to the ring with his dark entourage. The challenger was up next. The man who showed incredible heart at Radical Dreamers and refused to give up until his body could take no more, Brawler SWIFT. SWIFT came out sporting a neck brace and and several bandages. He did not look like someone who shoud be stepping into a ring but the Brawler would be getting his rematch none the less. SWIFT staggered into the ring and got directly in the face of KYO who kicked off the match with a high kick straight to SWIFT's damaged neck! The crowd was silent as KYO stomped on SWIFT brought the former champion even more pain. SWIFT fought to climb to his feet before delivering a punch straight into KYO's face and tearing off his neck brace. With the brace removed you could clearly see the bruising and bulging on SWIFT's neck. As the fight continued you could barely tell that SWIFT felt it. The Brawler was looking for payback and brought the fight to KYO who seemed to be showing no ill effects from the war at Radical Dreamers. KYO continued to fight off SWIFT and eventually the Brawler began to show the effects of his injuries. SWIFT slowed down dramatically and had to stop the catch his breath, giving KYO plenty of time to deliver a Superkick right to SWIFT's face. This sent his head backwards, forcing him to stretch his neck further then it wanted to go. SWIFT showed incredible spirit once again in this match but KYO was slowly gaining ground on the broken former champion. The KYO showed just how demented and inhuman that he is by dragging SWIFT up onto a turnbuckle and chokeslammed him to the outside of the ring!!! Blood flew from SWIFT's mouth as he impacted on the hard concrete below. The fans fell silent. The ref began the 10 count as SWIFT finally showed signs of life and tried to climb back into the ring but the heavily damaged brawler ended up blacking out. As the doctor and the nurse tended to SWIFT the ref hit the finished the 10 count and awarded the win to The Great KYO. KYO grabbed his belts and smirked before slowly creeping towards SWIFT. That's when Viewtiful Trevor's music hit and the EBW Champion stopped dead in his tracks.

Viewtiful Trevor: Great KYO, how about you leave SWIFT alone and try to push me around! Ya know I've had my eye on you since you joined EBW and I have to say that I imagined that you would climb the ladder quickly. You captured your first world title before I did in my career. You're ruthless and unrelenting. That's why it's going to be extra special when I'm the one to take you out! See you and I have a couple things in common, we're both great fighters and we both claim to be world champion. You're a two crown champ while I became the first wrestler in history to hold the EBW, MKPW, and VBW titles at the same time! I think it's only fitting that we settle the question of who is the true world champion at EBW Zero Hour! I earned NCW's prestigious world title and now I intend on keeping it from them forever and unifying the title with the EBW World Heavyweight Championship and in that moment EBW will become the true world leader in wrestling. One True World Championship! So I am challenging you to this match at EBW Zero Hour. What do you say?

The Great KYO: .......The pain and misery felt by Brawler SWIFT will seem like a fond memory compared to what I do to you. A darkness has taken over EBW.......MY darkness. You will bleed, you will scream, you will beg for mercy. I will become the World Champion....and I will send you to Hell!

Viewtiful Trevor: If I'm going to hell then I'm taking you with me! We'll both face Hell........3 Stages of Hell!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW Lovekick Baby!
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Bomberman/Kid Icarus (10:15) when Sal Paradise put the Paradise Lock on Kid Icarus.
2. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army vs. Onett Police Force
Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat King Pokey/Franky/Orange Kid and Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2 (21:10) when Picky Minch hit the German Suplex Pin on Orange Kid.
3. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Rude/Dave Larmore beat The W00t/Danny Leung (9:04) when Rude hit the Rulebreaker on The W00t.
4. EBW vs. NCW - Journey Final Battle
Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi beat Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack (18:14) when Luigi hit an Avalance-style Piledriver on Apple Kid.
5. Welcome Back Jeff! Join the Fight! -Intergender Challenge-
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/M's Style/Jeff beat Wart/Poo/Tracy/Masked Lanta (14:03) when Jeff hit the Tornado DDT on Poo.
6. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
The Great KYO(c) beat Brawler SWIFT (16:57) via Countout.

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Nerdler: Oh look it's that bully M's Style!

M's Style: I don't have time to put up with you right now Nerdler. I need to find Trevor.

Nerdler: Wait I actually have a point for being here.

M's Style: Well that's a first!

Nerdler: The EBW cameraman saw Poo and Tracy getting out of a limo together today. Do you think they have formed a partnership?

M's Style: It wouldn't surprise me! Poo and Tracy were on good terms during TUE and Tracy has shown that she is low down dirty scum, so it wouldn't surprise me if Tracy has joined Pokey Army.

Nerdler: Well at least she is nice to some people and doesn't beat up everybody.

M's Style: Nerdler....I swear.....one more word out of you!

Nerdler: Sorry.....that you're such a jerk.

M's Style: DIE NERDBOY!!!

Nerdler: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

The road to EBW: Zero hour has begun. Two Champions begin their path to hell but NCW stands in the way and continues the war against EBW. Tonight while this war continues the dual tournaments of Best of the Best of the Best and Best of the C-X-J begins. All this and more on EBW: X-perience.

Nerdler: mmmmm......mmph.....mmphmmmh....

Mr. Poochyfud: Yeah that's what I wanted to talk to you about Nerdler. Listen, I think you may be too injured to do interviews anymore. I'm going to have to give you some time off to recover.

Nerdler: MMMMM....MPH....MMPHPHMMM

Mr. Poochyfud: It's now time for me to introduce the newest member of the EBW backstage team, Ike Madamle!!!

Ike Madamle: Hello everybody! It's an honor to be working here. I'm a big fan of this.....fighting....thing. I hope The Nerdler has a speedy recovery and comes back to the EC...ED....EBW really soon. Thanks for the job Mr. Puchyfid!

Mr. Poochyfud: Yeah.....I....I'm really h...happy with my choice here. Anyways before the show kicks off I have a few announcements to make.

Ike Madamle: Oh is this about the Best of the Bestest and the Best of the G-Q-C thingys?

Mr. Poochyfud: Yeeeeeeeah, I just wanted to announce that tonight we will see the opening matches in both tournaments. I'd also like to announce that as of tonight the 3 Stage of Hell match between The Great KYO and Viewtiful Trevor will be made official when we have the contract signing. This is a huge match and I know NCW will try to stop it from happening but I pledge full EBW support to Trevor to make sure this match happens.

Ike Madamle: Jamaican-me-crazy Puchyfid!

Mr. Poochyfud: What?!?

The first match of the night was also the opening contest of the Best of the C-X-J Tournament. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo have been a top team in the C-x-J Division for months but now they would have to fight each other to advance in the tournament. Both fighters are well versed in strong lucharesu and know each other's moves very well. They went move for move and hold for hold for several minutes. The fans were highly entertained but neither fighter was getting the upper hand. That's when Funky Afro Ninja started to bust out brand new moves like a Fireman's Carry/Armbreaker combo that Kung Foo barely escaped from. Then he captured his tag partner in his new finisher the Funky Clash(Styles Clash) to win the match! Funky Afro Ninja helped up Kung Foo who looked shocked at his partner's new moves. Despite the loss he still showed respect and raised Funky Afro Ninja's hand in victory! He now moves on to the next round.

Next up the new fan favorite team of Lovekick Connection would take on "King of C-X-J" Kirby and Kid Icarus of NCW. This was a highly competitive contest with Lovekick surprisingly controlling the pace. Their high energy fighting and clashing styles have made Sal Paradise and Jamie OD a top quality team that can take on anyone. They even gave the veteran Kirby a run for his money. It wasn't long till Sal Paradise managed to focus on the weak link of the team Kid Icarus and force him to tap out to the Paradise Lock. This team has quickly risen to the top of the C-X-J Division and will get a rematch for the C-X-J Tag Belts really soon. With several wins over NCW now it's only a matter of time.

The third match of the night was the opening contest in the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament. Jonathan Tack would battle his former tag partner's rival Captain Strong. The team of Journey was disbanded but Tack was still looking to avenge his former tag partner with a win. Tack came out with new attire and a new attitude and put on the match of the night against the "Chop Master" Captain Strong. Like any Strong match it started out with an exchange of chops and kicks before it broke down it a big brawl. At one point Strong chopped and kicked Tack into a corner and tried to deliver a big boot, but Tack narrowly escaped and Strong got his leg caught in the ropes. From there Tack can a chance to deliver several hard shots including a damaging spinning back fist. Captain Strong finally got freed from the ropes and speared Tack to the ground and another brawl ensued. This was by far the longest singles match of the night and with good reason. Neither man was willing to stay down but Tack pulled out some new tricks including a new finisher, The STO, to put down the Captain of the Onett Police Force and score the victory. Jonathan Tack advances to round 2!

After the third match a table was set in the ring for the offical contract signing for EBW World Heavyweight Champion The Great KYO and NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor.

Mr. Poochyfud: Before we sign this contract and make this offical I want to make sure you know what you're getting into Trevor. The Great KYO is the fastest rising star in EBW history. He's the guy that put SWIFT on the shelf. If you win the reward will be great but you're also putting alot on the line...your life for example!

Viewtiful Trevor: I'm not intimidated by his light shows and his face paint. I'm impressed with his skills though and that's why it's fitting that we battle to detirmine who is the true world champion.

Mr. Poochyfud: But what about NCW? Do you really want them to try harder to get at you?

Viewtiful Trevor: Bring em on! I've ripped out the heart of NCW and I intend to keep it for EBW! Once we unify the titles their will be one champion and that championship will belong to EBW!

Generalissimo Pirkle: Oh Trevor you're going to regret this. You're going to to regret alot of the things you have done lately. Mega Man, Protoman, and Mario will show you what I mean!

Before The Great KYO could make it to the ring the NCW army stormed the ring and began a brawl with Trevor. Ness, Danny Leung, and Apple Kid rushed the ring but before they could get to Trevor he was busted open from a high knee from Mega Man.

The Great KYO just looked on as the fighting ensued before turning around and walking away. The contract hadn't been signed yet...

The women's division was up next as Tracy looked to avenge her Radical Dreamers and begin the climb back to the title in a match with Paula. Ness's girlfriend continues to slowly improve but she is still pretty green in the ring. Tracy on the other hand seemed even more aggressive then usual as she brutally attacked. She wore a new darker attire to reflect an even darker fighting style. Ness, M's Style, Danny Leung, and Nani all came out to watch as the battle unfolded. Paula may have been green but she had spirit and continued to fight. That's when Poo appeared out of the crowd and grabbed Paula's ankle as she ran the ropes. The distraction was enough to let Tracy hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA finisher and score the win. Poo and Tracy celebrated over Paula as a stunned Ness tried to question Tracy's motives.

Ness and Poo argued in the ring as Nani and M's helped Paula to the back. Ness and Poo remained in the ring as their team battle was up next. Ness was joined by the members of Metal Rush while Poo was joined by King Pokey, Franky, and Dave Larmore. This was another exciting team battle with action you would come to expect from any Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army encounter. Ness was still distraught over what happened to his sister so most of the match Picky and The Sharks were handling the fighting. Tracy remained at ringside and assisted Pokey Army with dirty tactics, confirming her new affiliation with the group. This brought out M's Style who brawled with Tracy as the match continued. As the fight went into the crowd Picky, who was the legal man, got distracted long enough for Poo to hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA and capture the win. Two matches in a row Pokey Army was successful thanks to distractions and the brutal Starstorm finisher. Ness ran after Tracy after the match as did Poo and a shouting match ensued. Things keep getting crazier between Metal Rush and Pokey Army.

The main event featured the in ring return of Mega Man and Protoman as they teamed with Pokey Army's "Money Maker" Rude as they battled Viewtiful Trevor, The W00t, and Danny Leung. Another fast paced team battle ensued. Mega Man and Protoman are NCW's tag champs for a reason and dominated early on with quick tags and clever strategy. EBW's team countered with Trevor's MMA based style and The W00t and Danny Leung's mat expertise. It was an even match until The W00t managed to finally get ahold of Rude. Rude was completely caught off guard by a flurry of palm punches that knocked his gold teeth onto the mat. As the fight when on in the ring, Generalissimo Pirkle and Mario slowly creeping closer to the ring until suddenly The Great KYO popped out from under the ring spit black mist into their faces. Pirkle and Mario ran to the back as KYO stared at Trevor while guarding the entrance ramp. What was KYO doing? Back in the ring The W00t continued his payback onslaught on Rude and capped it off with a W00tinoku Driver #2. Rude kicked out of the pin attempt but barely so W00t hit another Driver and claimed victory! EBW fended off the invaders and won the match with a little surprise help from Trevor's Zero Hour opponent Great KYO. What was behind the save?

After Team NCW and Rude rushed to the back The Great KYO climbed into the ring with a paper in hand. It was the contract for the title unification match. KYO gave Trevor a cold stare and handed him a pen. Trevor smirked and quickly signed the contract, KYO did the same. Then KYO pulled out a knife and shocked the crowd by cutting his finger and letting a drop of blood land on the contract, Trevor did the same. The match is official and the road to hell has officially begun...

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Funky Afro Ninja beat Kung Foo (11:13) with the Funky Clash.
2. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Kirby/Kid Icarus (10:24) when Sal Paradise used the Paradise Lock on Kid Icarus.
3. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
Jonathan Tack beat Captain Strong (18:02) with the STO.
4. Tracy beat Paula (6:08) with PSI Starstorm OMEGA.
5. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army
King Pokey/Poo/Franky/Dave Larmore beat Ness/Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 (20:04) when Poo hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA on Picky Minch.
6. Viewtiful Trevor/Danny Leung/The W00t beat Mega Man/Protoman/Rude (15:03) when The W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Rude.

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EBW Best of the Best of the Best 3 and Best of the C-X-J 2 Brackets!

EBW's signature dual tournaments have returned this year and they are bigger then ever! Now is your chance to check out the brackets! Updated brackets will be posted after every show with a tournament match.

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:37 pm

Ike Madamle: Hey BEw fans! It's Ike Madamle here on......

Mr. Poochyfud: EBW X-tra...

Ike Madamle: EBW X-tra! A show that.....

Mr. Poochyfud: ....it's our special show that features clipped matches of our tour shows.

Ike Madamle: Exactly! Thank you Mr. Puchyfid! We couldn't kick off this show any other way then to present the MVW..

Mr. Poochyfud: NCW.

Ike Madamle: NCW World Heavyweight Champion The Viewtiful Tyler!

Viewtiful Trevor: .......y...yeeeah....hey Ike welcome to EBW.

Ike Madamle: I've seen tons of your matches Tyler!

Viewtiful Trevor: I'm sure you have.

Ike Madamle: I especially enjoy that match you had that one time against Ray Kroopa from MCPW.

Viewtiful Trevor: Yeah....that match never happened.

Ike Madamle: Haha I was told you were a joker! So tonight you're not fighting in a match but you will be on hand for the main event right?

Viewtiful Trevor: Yep, I'm taking on KYO at Zero Hour in the biggest match of my career so I need to scout every possible match of his that I can.

Ike Madamle: Cool!

Viewtiful Trevor: I am questioning the location for this show though. Who thought it was a good idea to do a wrestling show outside in the tundra?!?

Mr. Poochyfud: ....ummmm don't you worry about that Trevor. We're setting a bunch of fires near the ring. The people here deserve to see EBW too.

Viewtiful Trevor: I agree but next time....INDOORS PLEASE!

Ike Madamale: Yeah! This is BEW people!

Mr. Poochyfud: *sigh*

The road to Zero Hour rolled into the icy land of Winter for the first show of the Double Feature 2008 Tour. Several round 1 bouts of both tournaments would be fought as well as a big main event that would feature Ness and The Sharks taking on KYO, Lanta, Poo. The Winter fans were given a real big show for their first taste of EBW.

Chicken Man has constantly been trying to make a name for himself in the C-X-J Division. His best shot would be winning the Best of C-X-J Tournament, but standing in his way to round 2 was the NCW invader Bomberman. This was a technical mat based encounter, very different from the recent C-X-J matches we have seen but entertaining none the less. Chicken Man was impressive in how he escaped many of Bomberman's Powerbomb attempts and turned the tables with submission attempts. It was a pretty even match but Chicken Man managed to put down the master of Powerbombs with a Chickenwing Neckbreaker. Chicken Man moves on to roud 2.

The biggest threat to EBW's C-X-J Division, C-X-J Champion and C-X-J Tag Champion Kirby would be up next in the tournament as he faced Curry Man in a rematch from Radical Dreamers. It was much of the same from the two exciting fighters but Kirby was deadly serious this time and the King of Spice's antics would cost him the match when Kirby hit is devastating Spitslam! Is the "King of C-X-J" on his way to yet another big victory over EBW?

The third match of the show would be the first of 3 Best of the Best of the Best matches of the evening. MUNK Perry would do battle with Pokey Army soldier Franky. MUNK Perry's tag partner was on hand to watch the match for obvious reasons. MUNK was on fire for this match. Franky was competitive as always but MUNK was showing new life. Both of the former members of Journey seem to be reborn since going back to singles competetion. It began with a chop fest that led to MUNK busting several of his older moves from his CP Munk days and even bringing out new moves like the Abdominal Stretch and Inverted Face Lock. Strong Style attacks combined with new submission moves make MUNK an unpredicatble force and he managed to defeat Franky after busting out his Anaconda Cross Driver finisher. MUNK Perry advances to round 2 where must now take on his former partner Jonathan Tack. Who knew these allies would have to face each other so soon after moving on to singles careers...

The w00t would take on the "Drunken Bastard" Dave Larmore in the next round 1 match. Dave has been making a name for himself as being reckless and brutal in the ring. Since he's always drunk he doesn't really feel alot of pain but at the same time he tends to stumble and around and most of his moves are sloppy. Some fans are starting to back him as strange as it sounds. The foul mouth beer drinker may be gathering a following but the Winter fans were all about technical wrestler The W00t tonight. Due to the unpredictability of Dave in his drunken stupor W00t was unable to take the fight to the mat and instead had to exchange clubbing blows. W00t's rival Rude looked on as W00t gained the advantage against Larmore and won the tournament match with a W00tinoku Driver #2. The W00t advances to the next round. As he exited the ring he stopped to stare at Rude before making his way to the back. Rude's tournament match was up next.

Rude would be facing off with the TUE Men's winner Danny Leung in the final tournament match of the night. This was another spirited contest that saw both wrestlers step up their game to advance in this huge tournament. Strikes against submissions is becoming a common theme in EBW and this match was no different. Rude also has no problem cheating to get his way. The fans were behind Danny and he was firmly in control late in the match, but out of nowhere Rude managed to hit the Rulebreaker and grabbed the ropes as he made the pin. 1-2-3 Rude steals another win and advances in the tournament. The W00t and Rude will fight once again in Round 2 of the tournament in their third singles match...the tiebreaker.

Paula suffered a big loss to Tracy during this week's X-perience, now she's get a chance to rebound from the loss as she teamed with EBW Women's Champion M's Style to take on Princess Toadstool and Daisy of NCW in tag action. With M's on her side and Ness at ringside for support, Paula stepped it up and put up a much better fight. The Princesses were caught off guard but quickly rebounded and forced Paula to tag in the MVP of EBW's women's division M's Style. She immediatly hit a spinning back hand that sent Daisy into the turnbuckle before she stomped her down. Later in the match M's continued to dominate but suddenly stopped to tag in Paula. Paula looked shocked but was urged to finish the match up by M's as well as the fans. She quickly entered the ring just Daisy was getting back up and slapped her down again before pulling her up by her hair and suddenly hitting Ness's finisher the PSI Rockin! 1-2-3! Paula gets the pin and the win for her team. Ness joined Paula and M's in the ring to celebrate. Meanwhile Poo and Tracy were watching from the entrance.

It was now main event time as Metal Rush would do battle with 2-Crown Champion Great KYO, Masked Lanta, and Poo. KYO and Lanta were not affiliated with Pokey Army....or anyone for that matter...I don't even think they are even really affiliated with one another other then holding the tag belts but they allowed Poo to fight with them in this match. What looked like a long epic on paper turned out to be a short one sided brawl. Tracy came out and yet again served as a distraction to her brother Ness until M's Style and Paula appeared and chased her off. Poo was using his smarmy tactics to gain the edge on The Sharks while KYO and Lanta dominated as always. The bigger story may have been happening outside of the ring. Not only was Trevor scouting KYO for their match but Generalissimo Pirkle and his NCW soldiers appeared to scout the EBW Champion as well. Why was Pirkle here and why was he focusing his attention on KYO? Back in the ring Masked Lanta continued to dominate while Ness and Poo resumed their rivalry outside the ring. This was the perfect opportunity for Lanta to hit his deadly Massacre Barrage and win the match for his team.

A very odd main event closed the first show of the tour. Alot of questions arose from this show. Why is Tracy out to hurt Ness? Why did Pirkle make an unscheduled appearence to scout KYO and what will happen next on the road to Zero Hour?

Double Feature 2008 Tour
Winter
BTV!/MN-4 (EBW: X-tra Taping)

1. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Chicken Man beat Bomberman (8:15) with the Chickenwing Neckbreaker.
2. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Kirby beat Curry Man (6:32) Spitslam.
3. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
MUNK Perry beat Franky (13:19) with the Ancaconda Cross Driver.
4. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
The W00t beat Dave Larmore (10:14) with the W00tinoku Driver #2.
5. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
Rude beat Danny Leung (11:26) with the Rulebreaker.
6. M's Style/Paula beat Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy (14:07) when Paula hit the PSI Rockin on Princess Daisy.
7. The Great KYO/Masked Lanta/Poo beat Ness/Shark #1/Shark #2 (9:03) when Masked Lanta hit the Massacre Barrage on Shark #1.

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The Double Feature 2008 Tour moved on from the icy tundra of Winter to the sunny beaches of Summer today, as the former home town of the short lived MWP played host to the final first round matches of the Best of the Best of the Best and Best of the C-X-J Dual Tournaments. The results from Winter showed that we have some incedible 2nd round matches to look forward to. Today's show had many matches that could also lead to awesome match ups with Mario and Luigi on NCW both invading the tournament as well as eternal rivals Ness and Poo being involved alongwith Picky Minch, Jeff Andonuts, and Masked Lanta. Plus the show would be capped off by the big main event of NCW World Heavyweight Champion teaming with The Sharks of Metal Rush to take on the NCW World Tag Team Champions Mega Man and Protoman and the EBW World Heavyweight Champion the Great KYO. Now KYO is not affiliated with NCW but the participants all have the goal of taking down Viewtiful Trevor. Needless to say the NCW champ is going to have his hands full.

The opening contest was between NCW's Mario and newest member of Metal Rush, Picky Minch. Now om paper Picky Minch looked out matched against the veteran Mario but he was surprisingly dominate in the early minutes as he pulled off several takedowns and nearly forced Mario to tap at one point. The former plumber turned wrestling legend eventually turned the tables after catching Picky in a bear hug that turned into a Belly to Belly Suplex. The dazed Picky quickly scrambled to his feet where he was met with another Belly to Belly Suplex. The next time Picky got to his feet Mario tried again to use the suplex but Picky blocked it and fired off a suplex of his own. The EBW were surprised that the young Picky was holding his own but eventually the experience factor played a role when Picky gassed himself out while Mario still looked energized. Depite the awesome effort of Picky he ended up falling to the Shadow Valley Driver which means that Mario moves on to Round 2.

EBW 2nd Belt Champion "Metal Tyrant" Ness would take on NCW's Luigi in the second tournament match of the show. Mario's brother is more reliant on his speed then so this was a fast paced fight that alot of chain wrestling along with many near falls and submissions. Ness's rival Poo and his sister Tracy were watching from ring side, but instead of distracting Ness it pushed him into "Tyrant Mode". Ness's strikes became much harder and his overall offense was much more brutal. As the fight reached it's climax Ness gave Poo a cold stare before dropping Luigi with his PK Thunderbomb finisher. Ness moves on to round 2 of the tournament. After the match Ness and Poo continued to stare each other down while Ness held up the EBW 2nd Belt that they have been fighting over for weeks.

Poo didn't go very far as his tournament match was next. Many fans were excited over this bout as Poo would have to take on his boss, the leader of Pokey Army King Pokey. The former MKPW World Champion, Rated-M Champion, and EBW 2nd Belt Champion was all smiles as he headed to the ring. Poo in turn opened the ropes to let Pokey into the ring. The fighters shook hands and looked at all the fans as they had an inaudible conversation. Then Poo pointed over to where Ness was still standing as Pokey grinned and nodded his head. The bell rang and the two members of Pokey Army looked ready to fight but then Poo used the most infamous move in wrestling, The Fingerpoke of Doom to "take down" King Pokey who faked taking a big hit. 1-2-3 and Poo moves on to the next round in this travesty of a "match". The fans booed and thre garbage in the ring as Poo celebrated his "win". Poo obviously wants to face Ness in the tournament and that match may occur in Round 3.

In the final Best of the Best of the Best Round 1 match Jeff Andonuts would have his hands full against the destructive force that is Masked Lanta. This powerful enigma has yet to be stopped in EBW and is the odds on favorite to go all the way. Jeff may have improved significantly as a wrestler during his recent training but he was no match for Lanta's all out style and he was quickly beaten after a Massacre Barrage.

Lovekick was up next but the dynamic new team of EBW would be facing each other this time around to advance in Best of C-X-J Tournament. They came out as a team like they normally do and casually headed to the ring while talking to the fans. Both fighters streched out and pretended to push each other around. Then the bell and rang and they both took a faked a punch before they smirked and instead played a game of Rock Paper Scissors which Jamie OD lost. Jamie shrugged and layed down on the mat and Sal pinned him 1-2-3! Another cheap way to advance in the tournament but this time the fans loved it. Their was no sinister plan behind this, they were just a team that didn't wish to fight each other so they took it in stride. Mr. Poochyfud was not amused by yet another fixed outcome.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hey that's funny stuff guys! Rock-Paper-Scissors, real funny stuff. The fans are really amused by it...but I'm not. When I set up a match I want to see it. Now it's different with Poo and King Pokey as the less the fans see of them the better but you guys are going to be top draws very soon. You know what I'll let the outcome of the match stand but I want to see you two compete tonight....in tag action. You're going to take on Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo right now so let's get to it!

The tournament match that never really happened now turned into a tag match as Lovekick Connection were now taking on Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo. It was an even start to the match with a quick chain wrestling exchange from Sal Paradise and Funky Afro Ninja. It wasn't long before Jamie OD tagged in and unleashed his onslaught of kicks. One particular kick hit Funky Afro Ninja in the face and his mask cracked. He quickly tagged in Kung Foo while he covered his face. Kung Foo is in a bad funk these days and his luck(or lack of luck) continued today when he got hit by a stiff Penalty Kick from Jamie OD who got the pin and the win. Lovekick Connection wins again!

The women were up in tag action as EBW Women's Champion M's Style and Nani took on Tracy and NCW's Princess Zelda. Lots of strong style action here with more brawling between M's and Tracy. The end result would be decided between M's and Zelda though when M's ran the ropes and elbowed Tracy off the ropes before taking Zelda down with the Go to Sleep. Another big win for M's Style and one of her allies as Tracy and the NCW Princesses continue to grow frustrated with the seemingly unstopable Sexy Strong Style.

The main event with Trevor and The Sharks taking on 2-Crown Champion KYO and the NCW tag champs was up next. Trevor and KYO immediately tried to get at each other but either The Sharks or the NCW tag champs always seemed to get in the way. It was a long brawl but neither side was getting any sort of advantage. That's when NCW's general in charge of the war on EBW, Generalisimo Pirkle made his way to ring side. The Great KYO and Viewtiful Trevor were finally about to clash for the first time when suddenly Pirkle gave his soldiers the signal to attack both of the men in the ring! The EBW and NCW Champions were now both fighting off Mega Man and Protoman! The fans were on fire as Trevor and KYO actually worked together to force their attackers out of the ring. The match was declared a No Contest as Trevor and KYO stared each other down before turning to look at the NCW soldiers outside of the ring. The big question is why did they attack KYO? The two champions stood tall in the ring as the show came to a close.

Double Feature 2008 Tour
Summer
BTV!/MN-4 (EBW: X-tra Taping)

1. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
Mario beat Picky Minch(10:08) with a Shadow Valley Driver.
2. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
Ness beat Luigi (11:13) with a PK Thunderbomb.
3. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
Poo beat King Pokey (0:10) with the Fingerpoke of Doom.
4. Best of the Best of the Best Round 1
Masked Lanta beat Jeff (3:18) with a Massacre Barrage.
5. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Sal Paradise beat Jamie OD (0:08) via "Pinfall".
5a. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo (8:11) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Kung Foo.
6. M's Style/Nani beat Tracy/Princess Zelda (10:59) when M's Style hit the Go to Sleep on Princess Zelda.
7. Viewtiful Trevor/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. The Great KYO/Mega Man/Protoman (16:04) ended in a No Contest.

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Updated Tournament Brackets!

Here are the current brackets now that the first round matches for both tournaments are over. Their are some big matches coming up so stay tuned as we continue on to the finals.

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EBW.com EXCLUSIVE! The Fifth Date of Trevor and M's!

EBW.com cameras were on had for the fifth date of Viewtiful Trevor and M's Style as they went to a big party at Picky Minch's house.

Picky Minch: Guys, I really don't think this a good idea! Sal when you said a small gathering I thought you meant......well a SMALL GATHERING!

Sal Paradise: Hey I can't help it. Wherever Lovekick Connection goes a party ensues.

Jamie OD: Hey ladies, I'm a professional wrestler, perhaps you'd like some private lessons later?

Sal Paradise: Spoken like a true player pimp.

Picky Minch: My parents are going to kill me when they get home.

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey Picky some party you got going on here!

M's Style: Hmmm I like the music the DJ is playing but did you have to have a bar?

Picky Minch: Are you kidding? None of this was my idea! Dave Larmore brought the bar with him!

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey bud aren't you in enemy territory?

Dave Larmore: I don't give a *bleep*! I go where the alcohol flows damnit!

Picky Minch: I'd offer you a drink but I think Dave drank it all.

Viewtiful Trevor: Nah it's ok neither of us drink.....besides aren't you like 13?

Picky Minch: Wow neither of you drink? I guess you have more in common then we thought!

M's Style: Who is "we"?

Picky Minch: The EBW roster. We all got a bet going to guess how long your relationship would last......I wasn't supposed to tell you that.....forget I said it.....please don't beat me like Nerdler.

M's Style: >

Viewtiful Trevor: Come on M's, I want to show you something.

Sal Paradise: Alright ladies drinks are on me!

Dave Larmore: *bleep* you! The booze is all mine!

Jamie OD: Hey is that Generator? Hey man aren't you supposed to be at Ness's house filming the second season of The Ultimate EBW?

Generator: Let's just say it's a mad house over there and Ness is on the rampage again. Can I get a drink please?

Dave Larmore: *bleep* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

M's Style: Wow, you can see all of Onett from here. How did you know about this?

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh well I used to stand up here when I was planning my next attempt to talk to you....I wasn't spying or anything.

M's Style: Hmmm sure you weren't. You make it sound like you were nervous when you tried to talk to me. You seemed pretty confident to me.

Viewtiful Trevor: Are you kidding? I was really nervous....I'm still nervous. When you first started talking to me I thought to myself "Why me? How do I get to be this lucky to be able to talk to this great person for hours everyday!" it boggled my mind. Then after that I found out we have all these things in common and it just made me even more nervous.

M's Style: Why is that?

Viewtiful Trevor: Cause I found out that you're perfect and the last thing I wanted to do was screw anything up between us.

M's Style: I didn't realize that. I know that I've been pretty quiet about my past but could you tell me more about yours?

Viewtiful Trevor: EBW.com has been trying to get that story for 2 years and I know they have cameras lurking around somewhere. Their isn't much to tell actually.

M's Style: Isn't much to tell? From what I've seen I can tell you've lived a much more storied life then you're letting on.

Viewtiful Trevor: I honestly don't remember much of my childhood and I don't really know why. One day I wake up and I'm dressed up in a robe performing magic tricks and going by the name Magical Trevor. Next thing you know I'm Viewtiful Trevor, wrestling ace of the upstart EBW promotion.

M's Style: But which one is the real you?

Viewtiful Trevor: The one talking to you right now...just Trevor...and I didn't find that out till I met you. Fighting is my life and it has been as long as I can remember...but their is something new in my heart now too......you. I'm crazy about you M's. I really lik...I love you...

M's Style: ...I love you too Trevor. You didn't seem that nervous when you said that.

Viewtiful Trevor: I've obviously gotten better at hiding it then.

M's Style: It means alot to me that you told me all of that...but..

Viewtiful Trevor: I know M's, you're not ready to talk about your past just yet. I'm starting to get the feeling that something bad really happened. Whatever it is I'll be here.....and I'll understand....I promise.

M's Style: I know you will Trevor...I know you will.

Ness: Picky turn down the damn music! I'm trying to get some sleep! Do you have any idea how hard is to get any rest around this mad house?!?! I'm the Metal Tyrant damnit! Why do I smell smoke?

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New Rude Video!

EBW.com has just obtained a new video of EBW's "Biggest Playa" Rude. This will serve as Rude's new entrance video but you can watch it first right here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmNH55CQ8o

EBW X-cite Card Announced!

After two big tour shows EBW returns with a big X-cite. Three of the four round 2 matches will be fought as well as two big 2/3 falls team battles. Lovekick Connection will team with Chicken Man to take on team NCW while M's Style leads the ladies of EBW against Tracy and the NCW Princesses. In the main event the unlikey alliance of Viewtiful Trevor and The Great KYO will take on Mega Man and Protoman. Generalissimo Pirkle and the NCW army are doing whatever it takes to stop the title unification match, even if that includes taking out The Great KYO along with Viewtiful Trevor. Can these two rivals work together to prevent their demise just weeks before their 3 Stages of Hell match at Zero Hour? Tune in to X-cite and find out.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW 2/3 Falls Match
Chicken Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Kirby/Kid Icarus/Bomberman
2. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Poo vs. Masked Lanta
3. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Rude vs. The W00t
4. EBW vs. NCW-Pokey Army 2/3 Falls Match
M's Style/Nani/Paula vs. Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy/Tracy
5. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Ness vs. Mario
6. Unlikely Alliance vs. NCW
Viewtiful Trevor/The Great KYO vs. Mega Man/Protoman

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Viewtiful Trevor: Now listen to me KYO. We don't see eye to eye on anything and very soon we're going to be trying to kill each other in 3 Stages of Hell. But NCW wants to stop us...BOTH OF US.....from making it to Zero Hour. The only way we're going to survive is if we're on the same page. I don't pretend to know what's going on in your demented mind but I know you want this match as much as I do. So it's time to put up or shut up.

The Great KYO: Your words mean nothing to me....only how much blood you spill. You have no idea how much pain I will bring you. But until then.........until then we will destroy anyone that stands in our way.

Viewtiful Trevor: That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

Ike Madamle: Hey everyone, welcome to the....EBW!

Mr. Poochyfud: Hey you got the name right! Not bad!

Ike Madamle: Thank you Mr. Poofyfoof!

Mr. Poochyfud: *sigh* Anyways, before EBW kicks off I wanted to address a few things. You may not know this yet but EBW X-cite has slowly but surely become the #1 show in its time slot. The ratings war with NCW has tipped in our favor and the global expansion of EBW has become a complete success. I want to thank you the fans for making EBW such a huge force in the wrestling world! I'm not really sure what the owner of NCW has been thinking but his war with us is costing his promotion dearly. NCW's invading force is giving us more trouble then the actual promotion lately but we will fight them and we will win. Next I want to make an announcement about the Best of Tournaments. The matches have been highly successful and the ratings have shown that. I figured now would be a good time to heat things up a bit. The winner of each tournament will now receive $25,000 of my own money. Just my way of saying thanks to the wrestlers for doing such a good job.

Captain Strong: Oh that's perfect Poochyfud! Now that I'm out of the tournament you throw in the money. I deserve to still be in this tournament but MUNK and Tack apparently intend to keep helping each other cheat to win.

Ike Madamle: Corporal Spiffy! Why so mad?

Captain Strong: I'm mad because MUNK and Tack set things up so they face each other in the tournament and make sure that I didn't make it! I know their is some bias against me since returning to EBW...that's fine....but you aren't going to keep me and the OPF down damnit! Mark my words!

Mr. Poochyfud: So.....anyways, enjoy the show tonight fans.

The action kicked off with a 2/3 Falls Team Battle pitting Chicken Man and Lovekick Connection against the NCW forces of Kriby, Bomberman, and Kid Icarus. The action was fast and intense with Lovekick once again controlling the pace of the match. Despite the dominance of Lovekick, Kirby still managed to get the first pin on Chickenman with a quick Spitslam. Lovekick returned the favor shortly after when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Kid Icarus and tied the score. Things were heating up but suddenly Chicken Man left the ring before Sal could tag him in and gave his team the finger before walking to the back. Sal was caught off guard and fell to Kirby's Spitslam. After the loss Chicken Man came out with a mic in hand.

Chicken Man: Hey Lovekick, I bet you're wondering why I left the ring. Well you see I have a problem....with you. I haven't gotten a single shot to make a name for myself in EBW. I've been around for a long time now and still no one cares about Chicken Man. I'm a fully functioning Man/Chicken hybrid.....that's freaking amazing! But noooooooooo.....no one cares about me. They just love the new kids on the block though. Poochyfud wants you pushed straight to the top even though I've been here much longer then both of you!!!

Sal Paradise: I'm sorry were you saying something Chicken Man? No one was listening!

Jamie OD: Why don't you stop bitching and let's settle this in the ring.

Chicken Man: You just better watch your back. I'm gonna make my mark damnit. People are going to notice me!

Ike Madamle: Hi! I'm here with....

Rude: That's enough dawg no one wants to hear you. They all tune in to see the playa of EBW. Listen up cause it's about to get Rude in here. Have you seen my new video yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmNH55CQ8o It's off the chain! Speaking of chains have you seen my new signature chain? I'm also wearing a new pair of Nike "RUDES". See I get the endorsement deals and I get the money. Cause everyone sees now that I'm a big deal around here. This is my house now!

King Pokey: That's right Rude! You tell em. Rude was underutilized till Pokey Army brought him in to the family. Now he's making the big bucks and forcing his way through the glass ceiling. Pokey Army in general is going to start making a bigger impact in EBW. With NCW as our allies we're unstoppable. Poo would be here right now to tell you how we plan on him taking out Ness and Metal Rush but he's busy getting ready for his match with Lanta. I think we were pretty clever with how we went about getting Poo to the second round. Don't ever say I'm not a team player. Now we have a new plan to get by Masked Lanta. I think it will work out nicely.

Rude: W00t, tonight we're going to settle this feud and one of us is moving on to the semi finals, the money, and the big tournament win. I'll be stacking my papers to the ceiling while you're in the hospital. Oh and when it's all said and done I have a little surprise for you. It's a gift really....something I think you misplaced. I'll be sure to give it to you after the match.

Poo versus Masked Lanta was up next and the fans were expecting a big brutal fight. Poo had other plans though. As the tag champ and masked enigma of EBW made his way to the ring, Tracy and Orange Kid handed Poo a briefcase in the ring. Lanta quickly rushed into the ring and got face to face with Poo. He quickly stepped back though as Poo told him to wait a second and he was there for business. You couldn't hear what he was saying but you could easily tell that Poo was trying to buy off Masked Lanta for a briefcase full of cash! Masked Lanta seemed like the kind of guy who only craves blood but surprisingly he took the money and walked away! The fans began to boo as the ref started the 10 count and Poo celebrated in the ring. Poo was stealing another win on his way to another match against Ness. But just then Masked Lanta turned around, grabbed a chair, and laid out Poo with a brutal chairshot! The fans roared as Lanta stood over a bloody Poo. He still lost the match by DQ but Lanta made Poo "earn" the cheap win with his blood.

The big anticipated grudge match with Rude taking on The W00t was next. These two have become heated rivals and their matches have quickly elevated Rude to the upper card. The W00t on the other hand was stuck in mid card limbo thanks to Rude and his cheating ways and the only way to escape the funk would be a decisive win over Rude. This match saw alot of the same action from both as in previous matches but W00t looked like he was taking Rude very seriously. He also had to keep an eye out as Pokey Army circled the ring. Other then the obvious distraction factor it was a pretty fair fight. Rude was holding his own against W00t and it appeared that they were equals now. Rude was gaining some respect with the fans but that was quickly thrown away when he gouged W00t in the eyes and smashed his head into an unprotected turnbuckle before hitting the Rulebreaker and rolling him up. 1-2-KICKOUT! The W00t wasn't done yet but Rude was ready for him with another Rulebreaker. This time he grabbed the ropes just as W00t tried to kick out and Rude once again stole a win from The W00t. After the match the rest of Pokey Army entered the ring and began to beat up on The W00t. Rude re-entered the ring with the one thing W00t wasn't expecting to see.....the Tanooki Suit! Quickly the members of Pokey Army forced the suit back on The W00t in an attempt to "tame" him and bring back Tanooki W00t.

By the time W00t's friend Lucas made his way to the the entrance ramp it was already too late. The Tanooki Suit was place on W00t and the Pokey Army laughed as they expected the overly friendly W00t to reemerge at any moment. W00t slowly got to his feet with a big grin on his face. He offered Rude a handshake but when Rude grabbed his hand he quickly floored his foe with a lariat! The rest of Pokey Army attacked but W00t fought them all off and forced them out of the ring. The fans erupted in huge chants for W00t. The W00t was over but Tanooki W00t was over like rover, especially a Tanooki W00t that can take on the Pokey Army. Tanooki W00t is back and even better then before!

Next the ladies would battle in the second 2/3 falls team battle of the show. EBW Women's Champion M's Style lead Nani and Paula to once again take on Tracy and the Princesses of NCW. This was a knock out of a battle with all the women giving it their all. The women's division adds new excitement to EBW and this was a good example of that. M's Style scored the first pin with a Go to Sleep on Princess Daisy while Tracy evened the score after hitting a PSI Rockin on Paula. Late in the match M's and Tracy were slugging it out in the ring when Tracy managed to lead her into the enemy corner. A 3-on-1 brawl did little to slow M's down but Tracy still managed to hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA on the champ. Stealing a play from her Pokey Army allies, Tracy quickly rolled up M's and grabbed Toadstool's hand for leverage. Tracy stole the pin and got the overall win for her team. After the match Tracy grabbed M's Style's belt and celebrated with it like she won it. Paula and Nani had to hold M's back as Tracy grabbed a mic.

Tracy: Missing something M's? You may have this title right now but not much longer. I'm Tracy.....Miss Supernova.....the rightful champion! I'm going to get another title shot M's! I don't know if I'm next in line or not.....it doesn't matter. I WILL be the champion!

A match between Ness and Mario has aways been one that fans have begged for. The first ace of EBW against the former ace of MKPW and the current ace of NCW. Both former EBW Champions. Now the time had come for the match to happen. It was a highly competitive and spirited contest. The fans were completely behind Ness as was most of the EBW roster excluding Pokey Army. Poo came out with his head heavily bandaged just as Ness was landing several hard elbows before hitting a belly to belly suplex. Mario quickly bounded back and stomped Ness but he remained standing and hit his new signature PK Thunderbomb. 1-2-3! Ness gets the huge win and moves on to the semi finals of the tournament where he will face off against Poo once again. The two enemies stared each other down before Ness headed to the back.

As Zero Hour draws closer so does the 3 Stages of Hell match that will unify the EBW and NCW World Heavyweight Championships. Standing in the way of the eccentric Trevor and the diabolical KYO is the NCW army. Now they would have to team up to take on Mega Man and Protoman. As NCW made their way to the ring the shadow of the NCW owner appeared on the screens. It looked like he wanted to see this match himself. Trevor and KYO came out together to a mixture of their theme songs. Possibly in an attempt to show they were a united force but they more then showed that in the ring. Despite their differences Trevor and KYO functioned like a well oiled machine with Trevor busting out the MMA style offense while KYO brought the brutality and stiff kicks. Mega Man and Protoman fought well but seemed to be over whelmed by the surprisingly tough team. In the end The Great KYO won the match after hitting his Cradle Piledriver on Protoman while Viewtiful Trevor had Mega locked in a Cross Armbreaker. The fans were shocked as was Pirkle and the NCW army. When the bell rang to end the match Trevor and KYO suddenly snapped out of their short alliance and stared off before leaving in seperate directions. A short and exciting match that showed exactly what both fighters can do. This match will be one to remember for years to come. Viewtiful Trevor vs. The Great KYO.....3 Stages of Hell.......one World Heavyweight Champion!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. EBW C-X-J vs. NCW 2/3 Falls Match
Kirby/Kid Icarus/Bomberman beat Chicken Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (16:46) 2-1.
Kirby beat Chicken Man (9:33) with the Spitslam.
Jamie OD beat Kid Icarus (11:56) with a Penalty Kick.
Kirby beat Sal Paradise (16:46) with the Spitslam.
2. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Poo beat Masked Lanta (1:24) by DQ.
3. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Rude beat The W00t (9:57) with the Rulebreaker.
4. EBW vs. NCW-Pokey Army 2/3 Falls Match
M's Style/Nani/Paula beat Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy/Tracy (22:12) 2-1.
M's Style beat Princess Daisy (8:01) with the Go to Sleep.
Tracy beat Paula (15:16) with a PSI Rockin.
Tracy beat M's Style (22:12) with the PSI Starstorm OMEGA.
5. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Ness beat Mario (14:27) with a PK Thunderbomb.
6. Unlikely Alliance vs. NCW
Viewtiful Trevor/The Great KYO beat Mega Man/Protoman (10:13) when The Great KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Protoman.

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:38 pm

EBW C-X-J Tag Team Title match announced for EBW: Zero hour!

On top of an already stacked show that will have the 3 Stage of Hell EBW-NCW Title Unification match, the finals of the dual tournaments, and the first PPV for the TUE Season 2 roster, EBW: Zero Hour will now have an EBW C-X-J Tag Team Title match. Lovekick Connection will take on NCW's Kirby and Mallow for the second time. This time however EBW.com is holding a poll to detirmine the stipulation for the match. Last time Sal and Jamie were new to EBW, now their on a roll as the Lovekick Connection and this EBW C-X-J vs. NCW tag battle will be one to remember. SO VOTE!

Below is the current card for EBW: Zero Hour which is now being sponsored by Mach Pizza. Apparently the new owner likes EBW and we're 72% certain that he won't try to help an evil alien empire take us over like the last owner.....we hope.

EBW: Zero Hour
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship -Stipulation TBD-
Kirby/Mallow(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
2. Best of the C-X-J Finals
? vs. ?
3. Best of the Best of the Best Finals
? vs. ?
4. EBW World Heavyweight Championship/NCW World Heavyweight Championship Title Unification -3 Stages of Hell-
The Great KYO(c) vs. Viewtiful Trevor(c)

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EBW: X-perience card revealed!

The road to Zero Hour continues to have its twists an turns andthe stakes are higher then ever. Tanooki W00t is back and he will lead an EBW team against the menacing 4 Brothers of NCW in a big 8-man tag. Also on the card EBW Women's Champion M's Style will take on Princess Zelda in a Non-title Submission match. Viewtiful Trevor will once again have to team up with his big opponent for Zero Hour, The Great KYO and Masked Lanta to take on the NCW team on Mega Man, Protoman, and Wart. In the main event former Journey tag partners Jonathan Tack and MUNK Perry will collide to see who goes onto the semi finals of the Best of the Best of the Best tournament. All of this and more on the next EBW: X-perience!

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. Curry Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Chicken Man/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo
2. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army -Table Match-
Ness/Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. King Pokey/Poo/Franky/Dave Larmore
3. EBW vs. NCW
Tanooki W00t/Captain Strong/Danny Leung/Lucas vs. Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi
4. Non-title Match -Submission Match-
M's Style vs. Princess Zelda
5. Unlikely Alliance vs. NCW
Viewtiful Trevor/The Great KYO/Masked Lanta vs. Mega Man/Protoman/Wart
6. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Jonathan Tack vs. MUNK Perry

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Ike Madamle: Hello EC..

Reno: B..

Ike Madamle: EBW fans for another exciting episode of....

Reno: EBW: X-perience...

Ike Madamle: I'm here with...

Reno: You know what just let me handle it. We're here with the team that is going to take on the NCW World Tag Team Champions and Wart later tonight. Now Trevor.....who is dressed a little funny tonight......and The Great KYO will be opponents heading into the biggest match of the biggest show in EBW history, but on the last episode of X-cite they proved they could work together in the ring with a big win over the NCW team. Can they do the same thing tonight?

Viewtiful Trevor: Listen up slap nuts, tonight NCW better be ready cause The Chosen One is ready and I know The Great KYO is ready!

Reno: Ummm Trevor, why are you dressed like Jeff Jarrett?

Viewtiful Trevor: Well cause I found out that M's Style is a fan of Jeff Jarrett. Besides I thought it would be fun hahaha!

Masked Lanta: Pathetic...

Viewtiful Trevor: What was that Lanta? I didn't quite catch what you said.

The Great KYO: He said PATHETIC! You're proving yourself to be a bigger joke then I first thought.

Viewtiful Trevor: This coming from the guy dressed like a clown. Listen, it's all in good fun.

The Great KYO: I don't lose Trevor.....so you better get serious. Might as well have one last good showing before I rip you apart in 3 Stages of Hell....

Zero Hour is drawing closer and the anticipation is building. Tonight we would see several big fights with big implications heading into the PPV.

The opening bout featured a 6-man C-X-J battle between 6 of EBW's best and brightest. Lately the C-X-J division has seen several EBW vs. NCW bouts but recent actions by Chicken Man have changed things up a bit. Chicken Man feels underutilized and forgotten so he's now intending to make himself known in EBW. He was joined by Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo to take on Curry Man and the fastest rising team in EBW, the Lovekick Connection. A very fast paced match ensued with Chicken Man spending alot of time in the ring in an attempt to show the fans that he's the real deal. His main focus was to keep Lovekick out of the match and instead kept Curry Man in and quickly wore down the King of Spice. Late in the match he hit the Chickenwing Neckbreaker on Curry Man but he only got a 2 count on the pin attempt. When Curry Man returned to his feet his quickly started busting out his dance moves which left Chicken Man confused but he quickly snapped out of his stupor and rolled up Curry Man. Curry was just about to kick out when Chicken Man grabbed the ropes and stole the win. Lovekick quickly ran in to chase Chicken Man away as he did his new signature chicken cluck pose.

The second bout would be a big Table Match between the Metal Rush and Pokey Army factions. The rules were simple, all 8 men brawled in the ring at the same time and the object would be to put your opponent through the table. Both of these groups are notorious for dirty tactics but the fans love it when Metal Rush gives Pokey Army a taste of their own medicine. It was anything goes in this match though so all of their tricks were perfectly legal. The finish of the hardcore brawl came when King Pokey set up the table and took Ness to the top turnbuckle with the help of Ness's big rival and next opponent in the tournament Poo. As King Pokey was preparing to unleash the superplex Ness blocked it and punched Pokey several times before grinning, stealing his crown, and pushing him off the turnbuckle straight through the table. Metal Rush claimed victory! Poo was once again visibly angry and quickly exited the ring with his protege Dave Larmore as Franky just stared at his fallen leader. Are we seeing some cracks in the Pokey Army armor?

After the second match we headed to the back where Mr. Poochyfud and Danny Leung were in mid conversation...

Mr. Poochyfud: You think you're ready for that?

Danny Leung: Not like you care.

Nani: DANNY!

Danny Leung: I mean yes I am! I won The Ultimate EBW contest and had to go through alot to get there. I went toe to toe with Poo and he's held the title so I think I should get a shot. I KNOW I should get a shot.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hmmmm, well you have proven yourself to be a great talent in EBW. Maybe you do deserve a shot at the second belt. Ok I'll make a deal with you. You go out there tonight and put up a great fight and if you impress me it will be you versus Poo versus Ness for the EBW 2nd Belt Championship on the next X-cite.

That match Danny would be involved in was up next as he joined an EBW force comprised of Captain Strong, Lucas, and Tanooki W00t, who was forced by Rude to wear the suit again but it seems to have motivated this time around. These fighters would team up to take on the 4 Brothers of NCW who have yet to take a loss in thier advance on EBW. Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi have come together to form a solid seemlingly unstoppable unit so far. No one is really sure why these rival brothers have come together but very strange things have happened since NCW began its invasion of EBW. The match itself was a brawl. Unlike the last 8-man tag this one had normal rules but that didn't make it any less brutal. Tanooki W00t lead his team with an impressive first few minutes in the match. The fans are 100% behind Tanooki W00t who was voted the 2007 Character of EBW. After a brutal exchange with Mario both fighters tagged out, with Captain Strong coming out for EBW and Luigi coming out for NCW. Most of the fans still boo Captain Strong after his betrayal of EBW but he was here to represent the promotion none the less. His signature chops brought down the taller of the Mario Brothers but the momentum quickly shifted when Luigi scooped up Strong and quickly took him down. The leader of the Onett Police Force quickly scrambled to his corner where he tagged in Lucas. The EBW rookie has shown alot of potential but his recent performances suggest some hesitation in fighting with the big players of EBW. He proved to be the weak link in the battle as the 4 Brothers managed to slowly pick him apart. Eventually the battered Lucas managed to tag Danny Leung who showed alot of fire by rushing in and immediately drop kicking Wario before attempting a rear naked choke. Waluigi jumped in and quickly broke it up. From their a brawl ensued with all the fighters rushing in to battle. By the time order was restored Danny was showing his improved standing game by unleashing alot of Captain Strong style chops before going for the quick takedown and locking in an Ankle Lock. Wario was shocked that the young rookie caught him and struggled to escape, but he couldn't reach the ropes and had no choice but to tap! Danny Leung won the match and ended the winning streak of the 4 Brothers in an impressive upset. As the teams resumed their brawl post match Danny continued to twist at Wario's ankle until Mr. Poochyfud made his way out to ringside.

Mr. Poochyfud: Whoa take it easy Danny! I've never seen this fire from you before. I have to admit you impressed me so I'll officially make the title match for X-cite. Consider yourself a #1 contender to the EBW 2nd Belt Championship alongside your "good buddy" Poo.

The Women's Division continues to impress fans the world over. Tonight we would see yet another great match that would show why the women deserve to be in EBW. EBW Women's Champion M's Style would battle NCW's Princess Zelda in a Submission Match. The rules were simple, you had to put away your opponent with a submission hold. Princess Zelda came out as her Sheik persona. In the Sheik costume she is much more agile and able to lock in those holds without the dress getting in the way. M's Style's biggest rival Tracy was watching at ringside for this bout. The prefight trash talk from Zelda proved costly for her as M's kicked off the bout with a big headbutt that immediately busted Zelda open. From there she went for a takedown tried to go for the choke but the NCW princess escaped and scrambled back to her feet. For the first few minutes after that their were no big takedown attempts until Zelda pulled off a quick shoot took M's to the mat where she attempted a Sheik Style Camel Clutch. M's kept her guard up and managed to escape then turn the tables on Zelda with an attempted Rear Naked Choke. Neither woman was able to lock in a submission and they went back to a standing fight until M's hit a stiff spinning back hand that took Zelda back down, then the champ finally managed to lock in her Samoa Joe style Rear Naked Choke that she calls M's Law (Because you don't break M's Law!). The NCW Princess had no choice but to tap and M's Style wins another big match! A staredown with Tracy ensued after the match with Tracy signaling with her hands that M's title will soon belong to her.

Another big EBW vs. NCW fight would take place next as NCW World Heavyweight Champion "The Chosen One?" Viewtiful Trevor would team with the EBW World Heavyweight Champion and EBW Tag Team Champions The Great KYO and Masked Lanta to take on the NCW World Tag Team Champions Mega Man and Protoman along with former NCW #1 contender Wart. Their is alot of animosity between Trevor and KYO but on the last X-cite they proved that they could be a dominate team. But before this show began a fight nearly ensued between the two world champs due to Trevor's antics. KYO and Lanta had to be angry when they came out and Trevor's antics continued.

In true Jeff Jarrett style Trevor came out with a guitar that show fireworks. The fans got a good laugh out of the antics but the stern face KYO and Lanta looked less then happy about it. The match itself was very exciting. Both teams fought very well together and the fans were really digging the fit, until KYO and Lanta suddenly jumped off the ring apron and walked away from the match. Trevor looked on in shock before being attacked by all three members of NCW's team. After KYO and Lanta left it wasn't long before Mega Man managed to take down the NCW Heavyweight Champion with his Blue Bomber finisher. The beatdown continued after the bout with Generalissimo Pirkle handing Wart a sledgehammer but before he could use it Ness, Picky Minch, and Danny Leung rushed the ring and forced them out while M's helped Trevor to the back and tried to stop him from rushing the NCW fighters. Backstage Reno and Ike caught up with a very livid Viewtiful Trevor.

Reno: Hey Trevor it seems like...

Viewtiful Trevor: KYO! You wanted me to be serious...well guess what...you got it! More then that I'm pissed! We may not like each other and we may disagree about everything but you NEVER leave a fight before it's over. I thought you were a big deal but now you and Masked Lanta just look like cowards to me. You don't want to have to deal with a serious Trevor I promise you that. You better be ready for our trip to Hell because I won't let you leave until one of us is the WORLD CHAMPION! I'm done teaming with you to take on NCW. I always planned on fighting them alone anyways. But I actually have a replacement that is happy to help me take down NCW. He's a legend in the business and his arrival in EBW is going to be big. This gives me the perfect opportunity to call him up and bring him in just in time for X-cite. Oh by the way....he's got a bombshell or two to drop about NCW. But back to KYO.....KYO from here on out it's WAR! Good day....

Reno: But Trevor do you...

Viewtiful Trevor: I SAID GOOD DAY!

Meanwhile, Mr. Poochyfud had brought together several wrestlers in a hallway for a small meeting of some sort.

Mr. Poochyfud: Thank you all for coming. Since EBW has begun its war with NCW I've become a little lax on keeping order around here. It has come to my attention that one of our wrestlers is currently on the juice.

Tanooki W00t: I like juice! I think everyone should get a full day supply of vitamin C! Kids make sure you drink alot of juice, take your vitamins, and don't do drugs......hmmm this is going to take some getting used to again.

Mr. Poochyfud: I'm talking about STEROIDS!

Tanooki W00t: Oh......don't do Steroids kids.

Mr. Poochyfud: That's right, someone is on the Barry Bonds diet! I'm going to begin investigating until I find out which wrestler is showing uncommon aggression and bigger muscle mass.

Retro 80's Yuppie: AAAAARRGGG!

Mr. Poochyfud: That's right Yuppie, steroids make me angry! Now I'm pretty sure The W00t is clean. Ron Simmons......you are not even employed by EBW. I have no idea what you doing here and I wish I knew who keeps letting you in.

Ron Simmons: DAMN!

Mr. Poochyfud: That just leaves you.......Chicken Man!

Chicken Man: What?

Mr. Poochyfud: You're the one on the juice! You went from not being on the cards to getting a sudden win tonight.

Chicken Man: Sir I've been on alot of cards lately.

Mr. Poochyfud: Really? I didn't notice.

Chicken Man: That's cause no one cares about Chicken Man!

Mr. Poochyfud: I'm sorry did you say something? Anyways, explain your win today!

Chicken Man: I CHEATED!

Mr. Poochyfud: Damn right you did you roid freak. I've got my eye on you and you're going to get caught next time you decide to shoot up.

Retro 80's Yuppie: RAAAAAAAAAWR!

The main event was one of the most highly anticpated singles bouts in EBW that hasn't revolved around a title as former Journey teammates Jonathan Tack and MUNK Perry would do battle to see who would advance to the semi finals of the Best of the Best of the Best tournament. This was the longest bout of the night and the most epic. These two went toe to toe and move for move. They know each other so well it lead to several chain wrestling exchanges. The fans were on fire for this match and they traded MUNK and TACK chants back and forth. The rival of both fighters Captain Strong stood at the entrance ramp as they continued to fight to a stalemate. Very late in the match MUNK Perry was the first of the fighters to gas out and Tack took full advantage and unleashed a brutal offense that was capped off with Tack's new finisher the STO. 1-2-3 Jonathan Tack wins and moves on to the semi finals!

After the match the two friends shook hands and MUNK Perry raised Tack's hand in victory. That's when Captain Strong ran into the ring and attacked both fighters with a crowbar! then he pulled out some handcuffs and cuffed Tack to the ropes while he continued to beat down MUNK. Captain Strong raised up the bloody crowbar and grinned at Tack as the show came to a close.

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. Chicken Man/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Curry Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (11:29) when Chicken Man used a Roll up Pin on Curry Man.
2. Metal Rush vs. Pokey Army -Table Match-
Ness/Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat King Pokey/Poo/Franky/Dave Larmore (13:43) when Ness put King Pokey through a table.
3. EBW vs. NCW
Tanooki W00t/Captain Strong/Danny Leung/Lucas beat Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi (19:11) when Danny Leung submitted Wario with an Ankle Lock.
4. Non-title Match -Submission Match-
M's Style beat Princess Zelda (9:06) with M's Law.
5. Unlikely Alliance vs. NCW
Mega Man/Protoman/Wart beat Viewtiful Trevor/The Great KYO/Masked Lanta (12:48) when Mega Man hit the Blue Bomber on Viewtiful Trevor.
6. Best of the Best of the Best Round 2
Jonathan Tack beat MUNK Perry (23:50) with an STO.

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Updated Tournament Bracket! EBW X-cite Card Announced!

The Bracket has been updated to show the semi final matches. These two bouts will take place at Zero Hour as will the Final match of the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament. Rude will take on Jonathan Tack while Ness and Poo will do battle once more. But before that match happens Ness and Poo will be joined by TUE Season 1 Men's Winner Danny Leung in a Triple Threat battle for the EBW 2nd Belt Championship. Also on the show we'll have another exciting C-X-J Over the Top Rope Rumble as well as a tag title match when The Great KYO and Masked Lanta defend the belts against Mega Man and Protoman. Viewtiful Trevor will also reveal EBW's newest wrestler who apparently has a bombshell or two to drop about NCW. The card for the next X-cite is shown below.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J Over the Top Rope Rumble
Chicken Man vs. Curry Man vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD vs. Funky Afro Ninja vs. Kung Foo vs. Kriby vs. Mallow
2. M's Style/Nani vs. Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy
3. EBW vs. NCW
Viewtiful Trevor/? vs. Mario/Luigi
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
The Great KYO/Masked Lanta(c) vs. Mega Man/Protoman
5. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Tanooki W00t/Lucas/Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./Jeff vs. Rude/Franky/King Pokey/Dave Larmore/Orange Kid
6. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Ness(c) vs. Poo vs. Danny Leung

EBW: Zero Hour News!

As stated above it is now official that the semi finals of the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament will be taking place at Zero Hour. That means that two wrestlers will have to battle twice in once night! The EBW.com poll is closed and the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship match is going to be a Chain Match! The updated card can be seen below. More matches will be added before the big show so keep checking into EBW.com to see the final card for EBW's biggest PPV yet.

EBW: Zero Hour
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship -Chain Match-
Kirby/Mallow(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
2. Best of the Best of the Best Semi Finals
Jonathan Tack vs. Rude
3. Best of the Best of the Best Semi Finals
Ness vs. Poo
4. Best of the C-X-J Finals
? vs. ?
5. Best of the Best of the Best Finals
? vs. ?
6. EBW World Heavyweight Championship/NCW World Heavyweight Championship Title Unification -3 Stages of Hell-
The Great KYO(c) vs. Viewtiful Trevor(c)

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Viewtiful Trevor: Hey man, it's good to see you again.

?: Thanks for meeting me here. I know you are busy getting ready for you huge match at Zero Hour but this is an important matter that needs to be dealt with.

Viewtiful Trevor: Don't worry about KYO I've got your back tonight. If this is as big as I'm afraid it is then everybody has to know as soon as possible.

EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

Ike Madamle: Hello EQD fans! Ike Madamle here with......say who are you guys?

Nerdler: I'm Nerdler.....you took my job remember? Well your services are no longer needed! I'm back and I've brought a couple of my chat rooms buddies with me! To my right is Nervert, he's the hentai otaku of out little group.

Nervert: Hehehe I've never seen a real naked girl before.

Nerdler: How appropriate.....to my left is Nerf. He is the Star Trek fan of our group.

Nerf: We will rule EBW like the Klingon Empire!

Nerdler: Together we are the NERD SQUAD! Us nerds are tired of being pushed around. This time we're not going to blog about it we're actually going to do something about it!

Ike Madamle: Things are really heating up in the ELB!

Nerdler: ......get him out of here.

It was an odd start to the show but things quickly picked up when the stars of the C-X-J Division battled in another C-X-J Rumble. This long epic featured all the same speed, high flying, and excitement that the fans have come to expect from these fighters. Chicken Man was the only exception as he grabbed onto a bottom rope and stayed there as Lovekick Connection along with Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo worked together to eliminate the NCW wrestlers......Curry Man just danced. Late in the match Sal and Jamie finally managed to eliminate Afro and Foo, that is when Chicken Man sprang into action and quickly tossed the tag team out before they knew what happened. Curry Man continued to dance, allowing Chicken Man to eliminate him as well. Chicken Man won the rumble and quickly ran to the back as Lovekick Connection chased him off. Unfortunately Chicken Man was met by Mr. Poochyfud and his security team.

Chicken Man: Wha......what's going on here?

Mr. Poochyfud: Security, take this roid head out of here! I told you not to mess with the roids to win again.

Chicken Man: But I didn't! Did you actually watch the match? I was clinging to a rope most of the time. I cheated!

Mr. Poochyfud: Right! Well still I need to ask you to leave but don't worry my security will take good care of you.

Chicken Man: This SUCKS! I don't do roids!

Mr. Poochyfud: Alright...bye bye! Put the boots to him medium style.

Security Guy #1: You got it.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hey Yuppie, you been working out?

The women were up next as the EBW vs. NCW feud continues. EBW Women's Champion M's Style teamed with Nani to take on Princess Toadstool and Peach. M's and Nani are really starting to connect as a team and they easily held their own against the Princesses. M's Style's arch rival Tracy appeared late in the match and after some taunting finally jumped into the ring to attack the champ. A 2 on 3 brawl ensued until Tracy backed off and grabbed a mic.

Tracy: M's Style, I'm so tired of seeing you with my belt. You think you are the biggest thing that ever hit EBW. You've got the belt and you have all the other ladies wrapped around your finger. You have this strange relationship going on with Trevor. Lately everything has been all about you. Well what about me? I'm Miss Supernova!

M's Style: All I hear right now is alot of talk from you Tracy. If you want a title match you got it. I'll beat you again at Zero Hour if that is what you really want.

Tracy: Why wait till Zero Hour. How's about we start this fight right now!

M's Style: Gladly!

Another brawl ensued between the champ and her rival while the Princesses attacked Nani. As the fight ensued Princess Zelda popped out of the crowd with two chairs that she quickly tossed into the ring. Tracy managed to catch one of the chairs and she quickly bashed M's over the head several times before the women's champ fell to the mat. Then she placed M's head onto the other chair before hitting a wicked Con Chair To. Tracy then grabbed the mic again.

Tracy: Get used to this M's! This is exactly how you will lose the belt when I beat you. Because the match will be LAST WOMAN STANDING!

NCW Champion Viewtiful Trevor ran to the ring to help M's but out of nowhere Mario and Luigi popped up and attacked. The brothers tossed Trevor into the ring as Nani helped Tracy out of it. The next match was officially started with Trevor taking a 2 on 1 beatdown. Then suddenly the music hit of the legendary hero Little Mac! The veteran and former NCW Champion ran to the ring and quickly assisted Trevor! Little Mac is the legend who has defected to EBW and is now fighting alongside his former rival! Trevor and Mac were in top form, and as a team they completely overwhelmed the shocked Mario Brothers. Trevor slapped on a Cross Armbreaker on Mario as Little Mac hit his KO Punch on Luigi and got the win! Mario and Luigi quickly exited the ring as Trevor and Mac shook hands. The winning team then grabbed a couple of mics.

Viewtiful Trevor: EBW fans say hello to the newest wrestler to join our roster Little Mac! I told you last week that I would bring a legend to fight alongside us and I did. You're probably wondering why he defected to EBW. Well I also said he would have a bombshell or two to drop about NCW. So I'll let him tell you what's going on.

Little Mac: Thank you Trevor and thank you fans for giving me a warm welcome to EBW! Before I explain myself I want NCW and Pokey Army to come out here right now!

Not only did the soldiers of NCW and Pokey Army come out but the mysterious owner of NCW appeared on the twin screens. Before they could move in to attack Trevor and Mac several of EBW's fighters blocked their path.

Little Mac: Thank you guys, it's good to know that I have the EBW roster watching my back. Oh good the "owner" decided to show up as well.

NCW Owner: What is the meaning of this Little Mac? I let you go because I thought you were done with wrestling.

Little Mac: No I was done with NCW....I was done with YOU! See most people don't know what is going on with NCW right now but I do! I fell right into your plans but the loss to Trevor brought me back to my senses. Have you guys ever wondered why the good guys of NCW have suddenly become so cruel and coniving? Have you wondered why Mario and Luigi have joined forces with Wario and Waluigi? Kirby is a pink fluffy ball of happiness yet he has become a bully in the C-X-J Division. Have you wondered why they are teaming up with Pokey Army? That is because they have all been brainwashed! I don't know how he did it or why but this new owner of NCW has brainwashed the entire NCW roster to destroy EBW! In the process he is allowing the financial ruin of the actual NCW promotion. He doesn't just want to win this war he wants to destroy BOTH promotions. He has sent you here to destory each other. Think about it, is this what you really want? Most of you were heroes until you signed with NCW.

NCW Owner: That is enough Little Mac!

Little Mac: No I'm not done! Look at them "owner", look at their faces. They are starting to have doubts. This isn't the only part of his plan though. I don't know exaclty what he has up his sleeve next but I do know that some of you up there and some in the EBW locker room are in on it. Some of you don't even know you are apart of this plan. Like I said I don't know how he has brainwashed these fighters but the fact is he has done it and he has set up agents in both promotions in the event that his first plan failed.

NCW Owner: ENOUGH! You think you know my plans? How dare you! You think in such small terms Little Mac! You think I brainwashed these fighters?! Maybe I just showed them the dark side of themselves. Maybe I unleashed the inner heel. But that is for me to know. You and Trevor are playing a dangerous game right now. My plan.....my vision for the future is just beginning. I've laid down the groundwork for something much bigger. If you think you're ready to play the game then very well.....let the games begin.

Viewtiful Trevor: Just more talk from you like always. You made threat after threat that you were going to take me out but I'm still here with the NCW Championship. You say that you have bigger plans in store for EBW? Well why don't we settle this score with your NCW soldiers first. I'm going to be busy fighting The Great KYO at Zero Hour, but how about we end this fight on X-cite next week! 5 on 5 winner take all elimination team battle! I already got the go ahead from Mr. Poochyfud so all I need from you is a yes or no.

King Pokey: Now wait just a second you....

Generalissimo Pirkle: You're on!

King Pokey: Hey wait...

Generalissimo Pirkle: I have my orders from the owner. He expected this. You weren't filled in for a reason so just keep your mouth shut and follow along.

King Pokey: No I won't keep my mouth shut! I am KING of Pokey Army. I agreed to work with you and this owner but I've had enough! I am not your pawn. You want to have one last battle with EBW? Fine, but you can do it yourself. Pokey Army is breaking this alliance off right now!

Pokey Army quickly walked to the back as the EBW army in the ring stared down the NCW army standing at the entrance. Several of the NCW wrestlers looked confused and distraught as Pirkle tried to reassure them of their goal. Meanwhile backstage Nerdler was ready to interview Ness on his title defense coming up tonight.

Nerdler: Ness, tonight you will defend your EBW 2nd Belt against rookie Danny Leung and Poo. Then at Zero Hour you will be taking on Poo and possibly moving to the finals of the Best of the Best of the Best tournament. My question is do you think I deserved the beatings and humilation I have recieved in EBW?

Ness: .....I'm not really qualified to answer that but I'll talk about my upcoming plans. Hopefully I can win tonight's title match and go on to win the tournament at Zero Hour but I have alot more coming up as well. The Ultimate EBW Season 2 finale show is coming up so I can finally kick all of those freeloaders out of my house! Plus I.....

Paula: Ness!

Ness: What is it Paula?

Paula: I just have this bad feeling. Remember on Giygas's ship when I told you that big event would happen that would require you and Trevor to survive?

Ness: Oh that was real? I always just thought I was halucinating.....hahaha I'm just kidding yeah I remember. :D

Paula: I think that time has come.

Ness: ...oh.....

Paula: Something really bad is coming. The events have been set in motion. I can feel it. It's starting tonight. I feel you might be in danger.

Ness: Can you elaborate? No wait I know psychic visions are always vague and mysterious. I'll try to keep an eye out.

Nerdler: Yeah warn him about danger but did you ever warn me that M's Style would put me in the hospital? That's why I've got back up now! Nerf and Ner.....hey where is Nervert?

Nerf: Klag Ro Knok! That means I don't know in Klingon. (Not Really)

Nervert: That's it girls, take the dresses off slowly....it pleases me.

Princess Toadstool: Who said that?

Nervert: Uhoh.

The EBW World Heavyweight Champion The Great KYO had kept quiet so far during the night but he and Masked Lanta made a big impression as they defended their tag titles against Mega Man and Protoman. The NCW tag champs were not around for the big announcement by Little Mac so they seemed much more focused then any of their teammates. The last time these teams fought they went to a time limit draw and KYO ripped off Mega Man's leg. This match started off much the same way with alot of brawling and hard strikes but before it could really get off the ground KYO ripped off Protoman's arm and started to beat Mega Man with it. It wasn't actually a weapon so much as a body part so KYO couldn't be disqualified but at the same time Protoman was missing a limb so the match was quickly ended in a No Contest. KYO tossed the arm into the crowd as Protoman chased after it. Masked Lanta slowly crept away while KYO grabbed a microphone to cut a rare promo.

KYO: In a short time the darkness of KYO will rule over the wrestling world. I will become the first undisputed champion of wrestling. Trevor, you need to focus on one thing and one thing only. In this battle through hell I will have the home field advantage. Your time....is over.

Pokey Army may have broken away from their alliance with NCW but they still planned on taking out EBW themselves. Standing in their way was the EBW army consisting of fan favorite Tanooki W00t, Lucas, Apple Kid, Bowser Jr., and Jeff. The long brawl mainly saw Tanooki W00t battle his rival the up and coming Rude. Rude has stolen several wins from W00t but this time the Tanooki Suit wearing W00t gained a little payback after hitting the W00tinoku Driver #2 and scoring the win. A brawl ensued after the match between the two teams and security had to break things up.

Backstage MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack were standing by to talk about the attack by Captain Strong last week.

MUNK Perry: Hey hey fans! Tack and I asked for this time to address a problem by the name of Captain Strong.

Jonathan Tack: After what he did last week we're dying to get some payback.

MUNK Perry: I caused you to leave EBW in the first place but since you and your thugs have returned you've been nothing but a thorn in our sides.

Jonathan Tack: We both started to pursue singles careers to become stonger fighters but now we have a roadblock called The Onett Police Force.

MUNK Perry: We're not here to announce that Journey is reforming but we are here to say that we will be joining forces to take down Strong and the Onett Policemen. Now Strong isn't here tonight but he will be at X-perience this week so we're challenging him and his team to a tag match.

Jonathan Tack: That's right 3 on 3! You bring your thugs and we'll find a partner. If you've got the guts let's make it a hardcore match. But I warn you, it's gonna get bloody.

Back to the action as it was now main event time. This unpredictable X-cite would be capped off by an EBW 2nd Belt Championship Triple Threat match between the champion Ness and his two challengers Poo and Danny Leung. Both Ness and Danny have grudges with Poo and they teamed up to fight him early on. Poo stood his ground till Danny and Ness had no choice but to fight each other as well. All three men exchanged blows in the center of the ring before Danny took down Poo and clinched in the Ankle Lock. Ness laughed as Poo struggled to escape but then it hit him that he couldn't let Poo tap so he dropped an elbow on Danny's head. The 2nd Belt champs and the TUE winner fought back and forth as Poo recovered in the corner. Ness managed to hit his PK Thunderbomb on Danny but Poo ran in to try and steal the pin. In a shocking moment both Ness and Poo hit their finishers at the same time! Danny attempted to pin both of them but each time they kicked out at 2. Ness and Poo traded punches as they got to their feet. In true Metal Rush fashion the Metal Tyrant gouged Poo in the eyes before dropping him with another PK Thunderbomb. Just then Danny climbed the turnbuckle and hit a Missle Dropkick on Ness which knocked him out of the ring. Danny hit a Standing Moonsault on Poo and got the pin. The TUE winner has become the new EBW 2nd Belt Champion! After the match Ness jumped back into the ring as Danny celebrated with his newly won title belt. It looked like he might attack Danny but instead he laughed and raised Danny's hand in victory. That's when the lights suddenly went out. The arena was in darkness for several seconds before the lights came back on and Masked Lanta was in the ring attacking Ness as the shadowy minions of KYO invaded the ring. Danny tried to stop Lanta but the minions quickly took him down before picking up Poo and carrying him away. Masked Lanta continued his attack on Ness and left him unconcious in the ring. The Great KYO could be seen standing at the entrance way but he looked just as puzzled as all of the fans. Masked Lanta had remained subdued for the most part but now he was on the attack with KYO's minions no less. As we draw closer to Zero Hour and now the finale of the EBW-NCW war things continue to get more and more complicated. For every question answered a new question arises...

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J Over the Top Rope Rumble
Chicken Man beat Curry Man, Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, Funky Afro Ninja, Kung Foo, Kriby, and Mallow (36:19) to win the C-X-J Rumble.
2. M's Style/Nani beat Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy (11:56) by DQ.
3. EBW vs. NCW
Viewtiful Trevor/Little Mac beat Mario/Luigi (10:04) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Luigi.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
The Great KYO/Masked Lanta(c) vs. Mega Man/Protoman (5:14) ended in a No Contest.
5. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Tanooki W00t/Lucas/Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./Jeff beat Rude/Franky/King Pokey/Dave Larmore/Orange Kid (20:31) when Tanooki W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2.
6. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Danny Leung beat Ness(c) and Poo (13:18) with a Standing Moonsault on Poo to become the new EBW 2nd Belt Champion!

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:39 pm

X-perience Update! Partial card revealed!

As chaos continues to thrive and several questions remain unanswered, EBW will present a big X-perience just days before the huge Zero Hour show. It is hoped that during the show some of these mysteries can be solved. Like why did Masked Lanta and KYO's shadowy minions attack Ness and New 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung before taking away an unconcious Poo. What are the real intentions of NCW's mysterious owner and who is he? How long will this war last? So far only two matches have been announced. The night will be kicked off with a big 6-man C-X-J Hardcore Tag Match. C-X-J Tag Team #1 contenders Lovekick Connection will team with Curry Man to take on the champs Kirby and Mallow, and with them will be master of powerbombs, Bomberman. You can expect these teams to attempt to tear each other as the chain match for the titles quickly approaches. The main event will see NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor and former champion Little Mac team with Metal Rush's Ness as they take on EBW World Heavyweight Champion Great KYO, EBW Tag Champ Masked Lanta, and a mystery partner. More matches will be announced soon. This is already looking to be a blockbuster show so be sure not to miss it.

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J 6-Man Hardcore War -EBW vs. NCW-
Curry Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Kirby/Mallow/Bomberman
2. Righteous Fury/Dark Spiral
Viewtiful Trevor/Little Mac/Ness vs. The Great KYO/Masked Lanta/?

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Team EBW revealed for Endgame Battle against NCW!

The team that will represent EBW in the Endgame clash with NCW has been detirmined. Wrestling legend Little Mac will already be waving the EBW banner as he joins NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, Metal Rush members Ness and Picky Minch, and the rising supernova EBW 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung. The NCW team has yet to be announced. With this battle happening the night after the biggest pay per view of the year you have to wonder what shape these fighters will be in. Only time will tell.

Full X-perience Card Revealed!

The big show on the eve of Zero Hour is now complete and filled with blockbuster matches. EBW will have battles with both NCW and Pokey Army as they now work as seperate entities once again. The only time the factions work together is when Tracy teams with the Princess's to take on Women's Champion M's Style, Nani, and Paula. The Journey reunion match has been made official, as Captain Strong and his policemen take on the former tag champs and their special guest Tanooki W00t. Most of the matches that night will be hardcore wars so expect alot of blood and alot of violence as we head into Zero Hour. Also throughout the night we will hear from several of the fighters as they give their thoughts about the big pay per view.

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J 6-Man Hardcore War -EBW vs. NCW-
Curry Man/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Kirby/Mallow/Bomberman
2. 6-Man Hardcore War -Journey Reunites vs. Onett Police Force-
Jonathan Tack/MUNK Perry/Tanooki W00t vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2
3. 6-Woman Hardcore War -EBW vs. NCW-
M's Style/Nani/Paula vs. Tracy/Princess Toadstool/Princess Daisy
4. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid/Bowser Jr./Lucas vs. King Pokey/Rude/Franky/Dave Larmore
5. Metal Rush vs. NCW
Picky Minch/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Wart/Wario/Waluigi
6. Righteous Fury/Dark Spiral
Viewtiful Trevor/Little Mac/Ness vs. The Great KYO/Masked Lanta/?

The Ultimate EBW Finale UPDATE!

The Zero Hour super weekend will continue from X-perience onto the finale show for the second season of The Ultimate EBW! Not much is know about the show yet except for the big news that the two semi final rounds of the Best of the C-X-J tournament will take place on the show. Be sure to check into EBW.com for more news and updates as this busy weekend gets started.

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News and notes from Countdown to Zero Hour Fan Fest!

Several of EBW's most popular wrestler's were on hand in Onett today as the countdown to the Zero Hour PPV officially began with a fanfest! The event was scheduled to be capped off with a weigh in and face off between NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor and EBW World Heavyweight Champion The Great KYO. KYO no showed the event however so Mr. Poochyfud brought along a soon to be returning fan favorite, former EBW World Heavyweight Champion Brawler SWIFT. SWIFT posed for a few pictures with fans and told them that he was already planning his return and he would come back stronger then ever. SWIFT is still wearing a brace his knee and a sling on his arm but according to Mr. Poochyfud he is roughly 80% ready to return. Mr. Poochyfud also used this time to tease that a major announcement was in the works that would truly take EBW to a "Global Level". We'll have more details on this announcement as we get them. The event was an overall success. We're now one step closer to the huge Zero Hour event. The upcoming schedule for can be found below. Needless to say it will be a busy 3 days for EBW.

Day 1- EBW X-perience: Road to Zero Hour!
Day 2- The Ultimate EBW 2 Finale
Day 3- EBW Presents: ZERO HOUR!

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The Ultimate EBW Season 2 Finale Card Revealed!

After weeks of anticipation the card for the TUE finale show has been set. We have one more show to go before the finale, then we will have an all day marathon on Boogaloo TV! like last time. Then the finale will air live on Boogaloo TV! AND Mega Network-4. This will be the first time a global audience will get to see the cast of TUE season 2 in action. The theme of the show will be season 1 vs. season 2. Jan the Mach Pizza Girl will get initiated into the division by the villan of season 1 Tracy. Masu Rao will join the C-X-J Division with a fight against Jaime OD. We'll also see some of the season 1 fighters battling each other for the first time since the end of season 1. M's Style, Paula, and Nani will do battle as will EBW 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung as he takes on old TUE nemesis Dave Larmore. A special feature to this big card will of course be the semi final matches of the Best of the C-X-J Tournament. Then of course you have the dual main events which the coaches of the season will place all of their hopes of winning the season. Both Generator and Shadow want a big win to give them momentum heading into their one on one encounter at Zero Hour. TUE Season 1 winners will serve as special refs for the main events so they are pulling double duty that night. All in all it will be a very large and very entertaining show so make sure to check it out. Also make sure to check out EBW's Super PPV Zero Hour which wil feature many members of TUE seasons 1 and 2!

The Ultimate EBW Season 2 Finale
Battle Dome
BTV!/MN-4

1. TUE Season 1 vs. TUE Season 2 Women's Battle
Tracy vs. Jan the Mach Pizza Girl
2. TUE Season 1 vs. TUE Season 2 C-X-J Battle
Jamie OD vs. Masu Rao
3. TUE Season 1 Women's Triple Threat
M's Style vs. Nani vs. Paula
4. TUE Season 1 Grudge Match
Danny Leung vs. Dave Larmore
5. Best of the C-X-J Semi Final
Chicken Man vs. Funky Afro Ninja
6. Best of the C-X-J Semi Final
Sal Paradise vs. Curry Man
7. The Ultimate Finale Women's
Erica vs. Kumatora Special Referee: M's Style
8. The Ultimate Finale C-X-J Men's
Fuel vs. Given Special Referee: Danny Leung

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The W00t appears on popular show "The Jimmy Swift Show" to promote Zero Hour!

EBW.com was on the scene during the most recent taping of The Jimmy Swift show as Tanooki W00t appeared to promote the upcoming Zero Hour PPV. The theme of the day's show was "I left Vader for Mr. Saturn", so W00t had to share the stage with some rather unusual characters...

Jimmy Swift: W00t, thanks for coming on the show. It's a breath of fresh air having a normal person on the show. I mean a grown man in a Tanooki Suit...what is more normal then that folks?

Tanooki W00t: Uhh....thanks Jimmy...it's a...

Vader: *grumble grumble*

Tanooki W00t: It's a pleasure to be here....I guess. You know...you remind me of someone I know. Yeah you look just like Brawler SWIFT from EBW....and Banshee Swift from the band Lariat.

Jimmy Swift: Ya know that's weird I hear that all the time. Never met the guys though.

Tanooki W00t: But...you have the same....last name....Come to think of it, your security guys look like two people I know too.

Jimmy Swift: Isn't that something! Anyways, I understand that you are here to promote an EBW PPV.

Blonde Bimbo: When am I gonna get a chance to talk?!

Vader: When you put your *bleep* top back on and get over here with a real man!

Blonde Bimbo: Mr. Saturn is more of a man then you'll ever be...especially where it counts!

Audience: Ooooooooooo!!!

Vader: You shut up bitch!

Blonde Bimbo: You don't talk to me like that anymore! Mr. Saturn will come over there and kick your ass!

Tanooki W00t: Ummm...is this a bad time for me to be here?

Jimmy Swift: Nah this happens all the time!

Vader: If this punk is so tough why doesn't he come over here right now!

At this point all hell broke loose and W00t became the victim of a flying chair that was meant for Vader. Security would have broken up the ensuing brawl on stage if it weren't for the Blonde Bimbo running around the set with her top off. We're not really sure if this actually promoted Zero Hour that much but it sure was funny. :D

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Nerdler: Hello EBW fan, Nerdler here with EBW Commissioner Reno!

Reno: That's right and the time has come again for another TUE Marathon! Say Nerdler, where is the Nerd Squad today?

Nerdler: They got caught up in a game of Realms of Symphony.

Reno: Fair Enough! Anyways, today you will get the chance to see every episode of The Ultimate EBW before tonight's TUE Season 2 Finale but more then that, you will also hear from some of EBW's roster about the show. Then before the last episode we will reveal the coaches for TUE Season 3. All in all it will be an exciting day so enjoy some TUE and we'll be back later!
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Ness: What the hell is going on here Reno?!?

Reno: Mr. Poochyfud said you wouldn't mind if we used your house for The Ultimate EBW Season 2.

Ness: But I'm not even in this season! I live here! Generator, do you and Shadow have to stay at that crappy motel?

Generator: No bro we got swanky rooms at the Onett Deluxe Suites.

Ness: What the hell? That's it I'm not leaving. That's right you heard me I'm staying right here! This is bullsh.....

Narrator: Last season EBW introduced the EBW fans to a new generation of fighters just waiting to get their shot in the main brand. Now we're going to do it again. This time Generator and Shadow are the coaches and the new TUE roster will consist of Women and C-X-J wrestlers. Let's meet the new cast of The Ultimate EBW!

Name: Erica
"Youth Spirit"

Erica: Hi my name is Erica. Ever since EBW announced that it was adding a Women's Division I instantly became obsessed with joining the roster. My biggest hero is M's Style who set the bar for women in EBW. I plan on following her example to win this contest!

Name: Birdgirl
"Hyper Birdchick Hero"

Birdgirl: I think everyone already knows who I am. I am the lariat of justice, the chokehold of vengence. I AM BIRDGIRL!!! During my spare time away from being a super hero and a high powered attourney I train in all fighting styles. That's why I think I'll be the best women's wrestler EVER!!! Oh gotta go I see the bird signal in the sky!

Cameraman: This room doesn't even have windows.

Reno: Just let her go. She's a little.....off.

Name: Jan the Mach Pizza Girl!
"Mach Pizza Employee of the Month!"

Jan: Uh.....hi. I'm Jan.....I work at Mach Pizza.

Cameraman: ........and?

Jan: .....we have a new sale on medium pizzas.

Cameraman: .....anything else?

Jan: Well....I switched to working part time so I could complete my dream of becoming a wrestler.

Cameraman: Wait, aren't we enemies with Mach Pizza.

Jan: We're under new management since Trevor and Chrono dropped a large floating doom robot on our previous owner.

Cameraman: Oh yeah!

Name: Kumatora
"The tomboy Princess"

Kumatora: Hi I'm Kumatora the Princess of Osohe Castle. Just because I'm a princess doesn't mean I am girly though. I came here to compete and bleed. I hope these other girls can put up a good fight.

Name: Masu Rao
"Traveling Warrior"

Masu Rao: Greetings, I am Masu Rao. I have traveled from my village in Edo to compete in EBW and improve my skills in fighting. I am a C-X-J wrestler by nature but I will take on anyone at anytime.

Name: Given
"White Trash Masochist"

Given: Why are we here?

Camerman: Beg your pardon?

Given: Why are we wasting time here when I could be out seeking a new way to feel pain!

Cameraman: Feel pain?

Given: YES! I live for the sweet pleasure of pain! Hit me cameraman! Burn me! Hurt me!

Cameraman: Ummm no....I'm not going to do that.

Given: Pain is the only thing that reminds me that I'm alive!!!

Name: Bubble Monkey
"??Bubble Monkey??"

Cameraman: Sir, want me to shoo away that monkey so the next wrestler can come in?

Reno: That is the next wrestler.

Cameraman: What?!?!

Reno: That is Bubble Monkey.....listen we ran short of human wrestlers but I hear Bubble Monkey is pretty good.

Cameraman: A monkey that can chew gum and blow bubbles is going to be an EBW wrestler....ok just making sure I haven't lost my mind.

Name: Fuel
"Pyromaniac"

Fuel: What's up? My name is Fuel and I have a little secret I'd like to share with you......come in closer......closer.....I like to burn things.

Cameraman: Yeah no kidding you're setting the set on fire!

Reno: and we just patched up the Trevor hole too.

Fuel: I'm here to set EBW on FIRE...........both figuratively and literally!

Reno: Welcome to the second season of The Ultimate EBW!

Generator: Yeah baby!

Shadow: ........

Reno: These are your coaches and this is our house which you will stay in.

Ness: It's my house damnit! Hey where's my mom?

Reno: Anyways, I'll be in charge of this season since the antics of last season nearly gave Mr. Poochyfud a stroke. You all know the rules and what to expect so let's pick teams before you go to your rooms. We had a coin toss earlier and Generator gets to pick first.
Generator go!

Generator: I'll take Fuel!

Shadow: Given...your darkness intrigues me...

Generator: Erica.

Shadow: Kumatora

Generator: Masu Rao.

Shadow: .......Jan.......

Generator: Birdgirl!!!

Shadow:.....aw damnit.....fine.....monkey...

Reno: Alright the teams are set! Go upstairs and check out your new rooms.

Shadow: ........monkey........

Fuel: Oh yeah I could burn this place up.

Masu Rao: But you're not going to!

Given: If you do make sure I'm in the room.

Ness: Alright get out of my room, I'm trying to get some sleep.......fine stay but I need one bed. Monkey get out of the bed.......monkey.....MONKEY! Fine, I don't need this pressure right now people!

Ness: Um hi girls.....I was wondering if I might be able to use one of these beds to sleep in....hehehe if that's ok with you.

Birdgirl: I'll let you use mine! It is my duty as a hero to help those in need!

Kumatora: Like hell you will! Ness this is the girl's bedroom! Besides I don't think Paula would approve of the living situation.

Ness: But this is my house! AHHH!!!

Shadow: I hate your guts Generator!

Generator: Nice to see you too buddy.

Shadow: I plan on destroying your team and destroying you when we get back to EBW.

Generator: At least you have a plan.....a bad plan but a plan none the less.

Ness: Will you two please be quiet! I'm trying to get some sleep! Some people have to wrestle tonight!

Like last season the training started out rather oddly. For instance Shadow took his students to the town of Threed.....

Shadow: Hahaha you better pick up the pace before you become zombie food. Get back down there monkey! I want them to eat you!

Given: Tear me apart undead horde! I await your torture!

Shadow: That guy is demented....even by my standards.

Meanwhile Generator took his team to the new Gym at the Twoson Mall...

Generator: Wait for me there team.....this escalater seems to be giving me some attitude!

Erica: Uh sir you're on the wrong side.

Generator: Oh no I'm on the right side. It is this escalator that is evil! You want to do battle with me escalator!?!? Bring it on! I will climb to the top and you can't stop me........it doesn't seem like I'm getting anywhere.

Then the time came for the wrestlers to meet at EBW arena to announce the first match of TUE Season 2!

Reno: Alright team this is EBW Arena. Here you will do battle to detirmine who wins the contest and recieves the prize. For one man an one woman a prize of $10,000 and a high spot on the card will be given. Your spot on the roster depends on how well you do so try your best. Ok it's now time to detirmine the first match for this season. Generator you name your fighter.

Generator: Erica!

Reno: Ok now you Shadow.

Shadow: *sigh* The Mach Pizza employee....whatever her name is.

Reno: Ok so the show will kick off the battles with a women's match between Erica and Jan The Mach Pizza Employee. Do your best in training and I'll see you in a week!

Narrator: So the teams are formed and the first match is set. Who will rise to the top and who will fall? Will Ness ever get any sleep? Expect this season of TUE to be just as explosive as the first!

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Ness: WHO USED ALL THE TOWELS?!?!?!

Generator: Oh geez...

Ness: How am I supposed to take a shower in my own house when I can't find a single towel!?!?

Erica: Ummmmmm Ness?

Ness: This is ridiculous! I'm an important person in EBW why does this happen to me?

Generator: Ness, cover yourself please, their are ladies in the room.

Ness: How can I cover myself when their aren't any towels Generator?!?! Someone needs to do some laundry, someone needs to get the monkey off the table, and Fuel needs to stop setting my house on fire! Ahhhhhhh!!!

Jan: So I watched the first season of The Ultimate EBW and saw what happened with Poo and his horrible coaching. I was afraid that Shadow would be just as bad if not worse and sure enough my fears came true. I mean I've had some bad bosses at Mach Pizza but Shadow was just crazy. I mean having us run from the zombies in Threed....he should have know what was going to happen next.

Shadow: Hmmmm it looks like they followed us back to Onett.

Kumatora: Hmmm you think?!

Given: Hehe somebody's going to get hurt.

Shadow: Relax my minoins I know what to do. We'll just kill them all!

Jan: What?

Shadow: Good way to start our training today.....ZOMIBE HUNT!

The W00t: Somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Erica: It looks like I got lucky and ended up on the good team. While Shadow's team went off fighting zombies we hit the gym and to start our training. M's Style was really serious about with her training so I'll have to be serious as well. That Jan girl seems nice but I'll have to ruthless just like M's.

Fuel: Wow this is some swanky locker room. Looks like they gave the show a bigger budget this season.

Masu Rao: Yeah but their is only one locker room and two genders. How are we going to make this work?

Erica: It's simple, get the hell out and let us change.

Birdgirl: But it is the heroic thing to do to share the locker room!

Fuel: Yeah why can't we just take turns in here?

Erica: Because you'd probably just set the room on fire!

Fuel: ......you make a good point. Say, where's the coach?

Generator: You think you have won escalator?!? You have won NOTHING!!!

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey Generator!

Generator: Stand back Trevor! This fight could get out of hand any minute now!

M's Style: Does he know he's on the wrong side?

Viewtiful Trevor: Don't tell him just yet....this is freaking hilarious!

Generator: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Shadow: Well it looks like they're all dead....again. Great work everyone......except you Monkey......never you.

Kumatora: That was too easy!

Jan: Can we go back to the house and take a break now?

Shadow: Take a break? But, it's time to get down to the real training!

Jan: Wha?

Given: The pain they felt seconds before death must have felt incredible!

Shadow: ......you are bizarre.....

Reno: Alright future EBW stars, it's time for the first match of this season. Jan the Mach Pizza Girl and Erica are going to kick this off a set the standard. Let's do this!

Part time pizza girl vs. Next generation hope
Jan vs. Erica

The first match of TUE season 2, once again featuring the women in the prominent spot was on. Right away you could tell they had differing styles. Jan attempted a takedown and Erica chopped her down before grabbing her back up, whipping her into the corner, and smashing an elbow into her face. She had obviously studied M's Style's tactics on the show. She showed alot more experience then Jan who relied on a few basic mat moves and takedowns. Both women showed incredible promise but Erica was the dominant one in the match and won the quick bout after a surprising big boot followed by a Powerbomb!

Erica beat Jan (5:43) with a Powerbomb.

Reno: We have a winner! Erica has the first match and will move on to the second TUE finale show. Her opponent will be either Birdgirl or Kumatora depending on who wins the second women's match. A very good effort from you Jan. I know you are the youngest and least experienced of this group but when you come to EBW full time I know you will greatly improve.

Jan: I'm not happy with the result of the match but I'm still just happy to be here. Hopefully I can train hard and eventually face Erica again in EBW.

Erica: One step closer to fighting alongside M's Style. One step closer to the top of EBW's Women's Division.

Narrator: So after some odd training, a zombie hunt, and further battles with an escalator, the first match of Season 2 is in the record books. Erica advances to the finals while Jan learns a hard lesson. Be sure to tune in next week when the first men's match will be announced and fought. This is The Ultimate EBW!

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:39 pm

Nerdler: We're back and it's time to talk to two of the Season 1 contestants. Season 1 winner and current EBW 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung along with Season 1 contestant Nani. Are you two excited about tonight's show

Danny Leung: I guess....not that you care.

Nani: Danny!

Danny Leung: I mean sure why not! I mean some of us might want to get back to writing poetry and listening to Hawthorne Heights but this is fun too I guess. I am looking forward to whooping on Dave Larmore again tonight.

Nerdler: But it has been rumored that Dave has been training daily with the other members of Pokey Army. He might be a little more difficult this time around.

Danny Leung: Whatever...

Nani: *cough cough*

Danny Leung: I mean I'll be ready for him!

Nerdler: What are your thoughts Nani?

Nani: I'm excited. A new group of women wrestlers is coming in and we'll actually have more of a roster. I'm looking forward to fighting new opponents and getting better. M's Style and Tracy have been fighting at a different level and it's been hard to keep up. I hope to change that.

Reno: Well there you have it folks. Let's get back to the marathon and we'll be back later with a very special guest.

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OPM #1: Well Ness most of the fire is out. Are you ok?

Ness: ..............I'm........FINE!

OPM #2: Can you tell us how this happened?

Fuel: Hehehe!

Ness: .....hmmmm I wonder.

Shadow: This damn pyro's gonna get us killed!

Generator: Nah! It was an accident right Fuel?

Fuel: No.....I like to burn things.....so much...

Ness: Well maybe you could burn something other then my house damnit! I'm the Metal Tyrant!

Fuel: Hmmmm maybe Shadow's house?

Ness: Sure! There you go! Just get out of here!

Shadow: Hey I don't think so motherfu....

Masu Rao: You really made Ness angry Fuel. I have never seen someone get so mad that a vain bursts in their neck!

Erica: Yeah that was messed up....at the same time it was pretty awesome to see him freak out.

Birdgirl: You're like some kind of super villian! Normally I would trash you and throw you in jail!

Fuel: You can "thrash" me anytime you want Birdgirl. Anyways, I'm sorry if any of you get burned but I'm a pyro, it's what I do. I love to wrestle and burn things....and I collect stamps too....but that's a personal thing.

Masu Rao: Well we're here to fight not to burn things so let's get to training. Wait....where is Generator? I bet he's stuck on the escalator again.

Generator: Not this time damnit! Stupid *bleep* ESCALATOR!!! You have mocked me long enough! Now i've ripped your guts out! How are you going to stop me from getting up here now!??!?! HUH??!?!? I took your sign too escalator! Stupid *bleep* sign that was trying to tell me which way to go! I go where I want to gooooo!!! I'm keeping the damn sign escalator! How you gonna stop me now? Huh? HUH!?!?!?! >

Erica: Are you ok sir?

Generator: I'm FANTASTIC! :D Ok guys let's get to work! I haven't had the chance to see you train yet but the cameraguy told me that Fuel has been damned impressive. Very fast and high flying.....like me! PLUS I have to admit seeing Ness freak out about his house was hilarious. That's why I want you to represent us in the next match! What do you say?

Fuel: That's Fuel-tastic!.......what....not a good catchphrase? Ok...I'm in.

Fuel: Alright! It's finally my time to fight! The only thing that takes away my urge to burn things is wrestling. I'm a big fan of the strong lucha style and I'm ready to show EBW what I can do! Someone needs to take my matches away from me seriously....I'm going to kill us all.

Shadow: Alright damnit it's time to pick the fighter who will represent us in the next match. I was going to pick Given but he's already covered in blood for some reason!

Given: Pain is the only thing that makes me feel alive!

Shadow: ......right.....Well that leaves me with one option....Kumatora!

Kumatora: What? Isn't this a men's contest?

Shadow: You can take him right?

Kumatora: I could fight him but I don't think they'll let me. You'll have to use...

Shadow: Awww damnit! Well fine I want to get rid of him anyway. You're up......monkey....

Bubble Monkey: .........

Reno: Alright folks it is time for one of the more...interesting matches of The Ultimate EBW. The Pyromaniac Fuel versus Bubble Monkey! Let's do this!

Shadow: ........monkey....

Pyro vs. Bubbles
Fuel vs. Bubble Monkey

Despite the fact that one of the competitors was a monkey, this was actually a very entertaining bout. Fuel came out in awesome entrance attire while Monkey decended from the ceiling with his floating bubble. The big surprise was the monkey could actually wrestle! When the bell rang a switch seemed to go off and the bubble popped. He was all action but so was Fuel who was very quick and impressive, starting out the match with a series of strikes before hitting a hurrcanrana. Monkey was hard to catch as he was even faster and quite agile but Fuel eventually put down the monkey with his finisher called Firestarter.

Pyro vs. Bubbles
Fuel beat Bubble Monkey (11:31) with a Firestarter.

Shadow: Ha! Take that MONKEY! You will no longer continue to be a thorn in my side!

Reno: You know that he's still on your team right?

Shadow: Haaaaa......wha?

Reno: He lost but he's still going to be on the EBW roster. Especially now that I know he can wrestle. A wrestling monkey is going to be a big draw so make sure you give him alot of attention Shadow.

Shadow: ............monkey.......

Reno: Anyways, Fuel advances to the finals! We'll have the final men's contest next week pitting Masu Roa against Given. Make sure to train hard and put on a good fight.

Given: Next week I get a chance to feel sweet sweet pain! So I suggest you watch and see just how much pain I can take.

Shadow: Given, we all know that you can absorb an enormous amount of pain....but have you ever thought about giving pain?

Given: Giving pain?

Shadow: Yeah, your name is Given right? Because you enjoy the pain that you are given. But maybe you can learn to enjoy "giving" pain too. Imagine that....with your tolerance to pain, demented mind, and brutality.....you could be the darkest force in the C-X-J Division.......next to me of course. I plan on taking over the C-X-J Division when I return to EBW....their is a place for you at my side....if allow me to teach you how to inflict as much pain as you like to recieve.

Given: .........

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Given: Pain....the sweet sensation of hurt. It drives me to live. But Shadow has become my mentor and now he wishes to teach me the ways of inflicting pain. But first he wanted to know more......first he wanted to explore the dark......painful....sinister....origin of Given...

Shadow: Dark and sinister? No, no this origin trip was far from dark or sinister....but it was painful.

Shadow: So this is where you live huh? In a trailer.....in the desert.....with your whole family.

Given: Yes isn't it just brutal?

Shadow: You can say that again.

Given: That's my dad Joe Jack, my mom Bessie, my aunt Sally Jo, my grandma Sally Jo Jane, my grandpa Billy Joe Jack, and my brother Jethro.

Jethro: Hey bro! Wanna go kill some desert critters?

Bessie: Oh son welcome home! Who is your friend? Let me go put some scorpions on the grill!

Shadow: Scorpions?

Sally Jo Jane: I wouldn't use the outhouse for awhile if I were you.

Shadow: Hmmmm it all makes sense now! You're childhood living in this small trailer with your entire family was hell so hurting yourself became your escape!

Joe Jack: Yeah I reckon that might be it.....or maybe it's cause he's one of them sociopaths. In fact didn't we have you committed? Damnit boy did you escape again?

Shadow: Is this true Given?.........Given? Where did he go? Hey wait for me!

Masu Rao: Before I decided to become a wrestler I devoted my entire life to fighting. Through time I learned various martial arts. Wrestling is very different and it's taking time to master but I will continue to take my training very seriously.

Generator: That Masu Rao is about as exciting as a tree stump.........what....that's it.......

Masu Rao: Generator sir, shouldn't we be training?

Generator: I figured today would be a good day for some "special training" weeeeeeeee!!!

Masu Rao: Are you drunk sir?

Generator: Don't worry about that right now! Today I'm going to teach you how to fight but more importantly......I'm going to teach you how to....live!

Generator: Alright Masu time to learn how to fight. Take down this T-Rex!

Masu Rao: Sir where did you find a dinosaur!?!

Generator: That's not important right now. Listen, he's already eaten a couple animals on the way here so he's got the taste for blood. I suggest you put him down quickly before he kills us both.....I did not think this through......

Masu Rao: Sir how am I supposed to wrestle a dinosaur?

Generator: Good point........ummmmmm RUN!

Masu Rao: Sir, what we doing here with this flaming bag?

Generator: I'm going to teach you how to have some fun. I want you to take this flaming bag, put it on that doorstep, and knock on the door. It's going to be hilarious!

Masu Rao: But sir aren't you supposed to wait till the bag is on the porch to light it?

Generator: Don't worry about that right now. Just take these tongs and put the bag on the porch.

Masu Rao: I don't think we should do this at the Sheriff's Office.

Generator: What's the worst that could happen?

Masu Rao: ........

Generator: Well I certainly wasn't expecting this to happen. Dave, what did they nab you for?

Dave Larmore: DRUNK...IN....*bleep*...PUBLIC!!!

Generator: Ha! I hear that man!

Masu Rao: .........

Shadow: Given is a freaking mess....even by my standards. But now I know why he's so messed up. He really is a white trash masochist. After that little family reunion I had to chase him down in the desert...

Given: I never noticed this here before.

Shadow: Yeah it's perfectly natural to miss the giant space ship that crash landed in your backyard! This must be Giygas's space ship. Ya know Giygas liked to hurt people and you know where it got him?

Given: Isn't he dead?

Shadow: ......oh yeah......Well bad example then. Listen Given, it might be fun for you to feel pain but you can inflict pain on others and it can be just as rewarding. Do you know what that makes you?

Given: A sadist?

Shadow: um.....no.....it makes you a WINNER!

Given: Hmmm a winner? I think I want to try this.

Shadow: Great, now if we could only find a way to get out of this endless desert we can begin the training.

Generator: Whooooooooo!!! Drive faster Masu the cops are gaining on us!

Dave Larmore: Let's find a *bleep* bar!

Shadow: ........I guess we'll just follow them........

-MEANWHILE BACK AT THE HOUSE-

Fuel: So anyways Ness I'm thinking I might ask Jan out on a date. I mean it worked for Trevor and Danny last season. Who says it won't work with me? What do you think?

Ness: I don't know and I don't care! Why don't you help me fix the wall you burned down!

Fuel: No time for this I'm looking for love!

Ness: Hehe well why don't you hit on all four of the girls at the same time! You'll have 4x the odds....hehehe...

Jan the Mach Pizza Girl: Wow that Fuel sure is hunky.

Erica: He tried to set the house on fire!

Jan the Mach Pizza Girl: Nobody's perfect!

Fuel: Hey ladies, is it hot in here or is it just you?

Kumatora: .......smooth........

Fuel: How's aboot the 5 of us find a room and mess around huh?

Ness: Alright, who the hell splattered the blood all over the wall!??!

Reno: Alright everbody, it's time for the last men's fight of TUE Season 2 before the big finale show. Masu Rao, who I had to bail out of jail after being arrested TWICE this weekend, and Given.....who is already bleeding.....will now do battle. Alright fighters, let's do this thing!

White Trash Masochist vs. Reluctant Party Boy
Given vs. Masu Rao

Masu Rao was very impressive, showing a great display of striking skills and submissions. Given was able to take anything that was dished out though and fought back by flooring Masu with a lariat. The more he attacked the more vicious he got but their were several instances where he allowed Masu to attack without any resistance. As the blood continued to flow Given showed more life in the ring, fighting with a style very similar to Shadow's style. This was a very strong style centric C-X-J showdown. At one point late in the match Masu Rao down Given and cinched in an ankle lock but the White Trash Masochist just grinned as Masu twisted the ankle as much as he could. Given was enjoying the pain that Masu inflicted but eventually Shadow shouted at him and brought him back to his senses. After several elbow shots to Masu's head both fighters were back to their feet. Given landed several more elbows before finishing his opponent off with a Shadow Driver.

White Trash Masochist vs. Reluctant Party Boy
Given beat Masu Rao (13:21) with a Shadow Driver.

Reno: The winner is Given! He'll move on to the finals to take of Generator's student Fuel at the TUE Season 2 Finale show at Battle Dome! We still have one more match to go, which is a women's match between lawer turned heroine turned wrestler Birdgirl and the tomboy princess Kumatora. Train hard and we'll see you next week.

Narrator: With two episodes left to go the fighters continue to improve and they will soon be ready to break out onto the main roster. Next week: Birdgirl vs. Kumatora!

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Reno: We're back again, this time with the NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, I see you're wearing your hat again!

Viewtiful Trevor: No this is my formal hat!

Reno: Oh....

Nerdler: You've been with EBW for a while now and you've seen what opportunites the roster has. Do you think the new group of wrestlers will be given an opportunity to prove themselves and take these opportunities in the same manner?

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh for sure! It seems that all you have to do is make a challenge in EBW to get what you want. These new peeps seem eager to get their chance. Trust me, they will get it.

Reno: Might I ask why M's Style isn't here with you right now?

Viewtiful Trevor: Hehe, I think you already know the answer to that question. You have "other plans" for her.

Reno: Indeed I do! Let's get back to the action. Remember, after the next episode we will reveal the coaches for TUE Season 3!

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Reno: Oh no...Birdgirl? What happened here?!

Fuel: Whoa, what's going on? She looks like she's bad shape boss.

Jan: Birdgirl are you ok?

Reno: Birdgirl?! Someone get some help!

Reno: Ok so as you all know by now someone brutally attacked Birdgirl and has taken her out of action. I think I speak for everyone when I say we wish her well in her recovery.

Shadow: I don't!

Reno: Pardon?

Shadow: I don't wish her well.

Given: All that blood....it should have been me.......ME!

Reno: Fair enough...anyways, this puts me in a difficult position. We need to end the season on a high note. We need something spectacular. That's why I am booking two more matches for the show. Now Kumatora, your opponent was Birdgirl but since she is out of action I have no choice but to allow you to advance to the finals.....but not before you earn it. You will team up with Jan to take on Erica and a mystery partner in tag action! Then on the final show before the big finale the men will battle in tag action! I'm gonna make this season a success damnit! In the meantime I intend on looking in to who attacked Birdgirl! I will find out who did this!

Jan: I hope Birdgirl is ok. She was a little crazy but she never had a chance to really show what she could do in the ring. Reno started asking us all where we were during the possible time of the attack. I was....well I was with Fuel. Shhh don't tell my team ok.

Kumatora: I'm not happy with this result at all. I had been training in preperation for Birdgirl. But now I have the opportunity to step in the ring with Erica before the finale. Whoever she gets as her partner better be ready cause I'm not to be taken lightly.

Erica: My hero M's Style would look at this as an opportunity to fight my finale opponent early so I will as well. I'll do whatever it takes to win this competition and join M's Style at the top of the women's roster. I'm looking forward to this fight.

Shadow: I never liked that Birdgirl...and not just because she was on the other team and I'm a brooding insensitive bastard. She just didn't fit in. Like the creator of this "show" had run out of ideas for who to add in and just randomly added in whoever came to mind. Like if this whole thing were really a work of fiction then the guy who made it was really running short of good ideas that day. That would be pathetic. But luckily this is all real..........all real.

Generator: Ok so I know Fuel and Masu Rao took the time to go visit Birdgirl in the hospital since the curtains were burned and I found beer cans all around the hospital bed.

Masu Rao: Those were your cans sir.

Generator: It doesn't really matter who was drunk off their ass at the time. What matters is that I didn't see you there Erica.

Erica: I visited...I just did it on my own time. This fight may just be an exhibition but I treat every fight like it's a title fight...like M's Style...so I've been busy training.

Generator: That's understandable I guess. I mean I don't even know who your partner is going to be. Just remember to scout Kumatora. Watch her closely cause she will be doing the same to you.

Erica: .....

Shadow: Monkey....get down right now or I will destroy your face with my fist!!! Listen up minions, I want you to win this fight! I don't care if Birdgirl is gone and I don't care who the mystery partner is. All I care about is getting the win! I'm talking to you Jan! Don't think I haven't seen you flirting around with that pyromaniac! Remember I'm a stealthy ninja! Anyways, Fuel isn't going to boost your confidence.....VICTORY IS! Go out there and win!

Given: And remember......PAIN....IS.....PLEASURE!!!

Shadow: *sigh* Given, go clean the blood off your face.

Reno: Thank you for coming back on such short notice. I went to the EBW women's roster today and asked them "Who wants to step up for EBW and take part in the tag match?" I immediately got a response......from the EBW Women's Champion M's Style!

Reno: Thank you for stepping up M's.

M's Style: I never back down from a fight. So Erica, I hear that you're a fan of mine. I hope you're ready to team up.

Erica: I can't believe it! M's Style is here and I get to team with her! She's the best in our business and I have alot to learn from her. This match will be a great learning experience.
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Narrator: The matches were set. Two big tag matches would close out this unpredictable season of The Ultimate EBW. The finals were already set but the battles were just beginning. This week the women would do battle with M's Style teaming with her biggest fan Erica to take on Kumatora and Jan the Mach Pizza Girl. Which team would come out on top?

Ultimate Women's Tag!
M's Style/Erica vs. Kumatora/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl

The match started off with Erica taking on Jan the Mach Pizza Girl. These two had already battled before but this time Jan stepped up and delivered a stronger defense against the very competitive Erica. It wasn't long before Kumatora was begging to be tagged in and the battle of the TUE finalists was on. Kumatora showed herself to be a very skilled grappler but so was Erica and the two exchanged hold after hold before switching to strikes and trading hard chops and slaps. Several minutes into the match M's Style asked to be tagged in and Erica quickly made the tag. She watched very closely from the ropes as her hero and her finale opponent clashed. M's relentless opening included a brutal headbutt that opened the foreheads of both women. Kumatora staggered back and tagged in Jan who seemed less then excited to be stepping into the ring with the bloody women's champion. M's smirked at Jan and challenged her to a test of strength. Erica was getting more and more vocal from ringside as M's and Jan struggled back and forth. Erica wanted M's to destroy Jan while M's just wanted to see what the new girl was made of. This seemingly provoked Erica to jump into the ring and blindside Jan. M's looked puzzled as Erica grabbed Jan by the hair and rammed her head into the ring. Kumatora jumped back in as well and an all out brawl ensued. That's when Erica locked in a chokehold on Jan and refused to let go. The referee had no choice but to end the match, giving Jan and Kumatora the DQ victory.

Ultimate Women's Tag!
Kumatora/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl beat M's Style/Erica (15:06) by DQ.

M's Style: What the hell was that Erica?!

Erica: What do you mean?

M's Style: What do I mean? I'm talking about how you cost us the match!

Erica: I was just trying to win. It seemed like you were going easy on Jan.

M's Style: Maybe I was and maybe I wasn't! But I had the situation under control and I didn't need you to step in and cost us the match!

Erica: But you're M's Style....you do anything to win.

M's Style: That's right I do anything to WIN! We lost the match. You seem like a confident normal girl right now but in that ring......in that ring you're unstable......unpredictable. Listen, you did a good job when you were in control of your emotions. Let me work with you a little bit before the finale and we'll see if we can't get you under control.

Erica: You wanna train me? Of course you can work with me! Teach me everything you know!

Masu Rao: Whoa what's up with Erica?

Fuel: She nearly killed Jan...I better go check on her.

Generator: Just don't set anything on fire while you're gone! Jeez...this is getting crazy.

Narrator: TUE continues to show us the unstable side of wrestling. With just one show left to go everyone seems to be on edge and the identity of Birdgirl's attacker has yet to be revealed. Stay tuned as we quickly approach the TUE finale!

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Reno: The time has come for the announcement you've all been waiting for! The coaches for The Ultimate EBW Season 3 will be none other then the breakout stars of the first season. EBW Women's Champion M's Style and her rival and Zero Hour opponent Tracy!

Nerdler: I know first hand how brutal you two are and everyone has seen what you two have done to each other. Do you think you will be suitable coaches for season 3?

Tracy: You watch what you say Nerdler or I'll take you out!

Nerdler: On a date?

Tracy: .........

Nerdler: I'm so sorry....

M's Style: I'm not sure about Tracy over there but I'm more then ready for this. I will warn the contestants ahead of time that I run a tough training camp. It will be no nonsense with me.

Tracy: Oh I'm ready too M's, don't worry about that! I'm ready to take that title too!

Reno: Ok ok break it up! Now you both have matches tonight and M's Style has to be ready to be the special ref in the main event so I want you to calm down and focus on tonight! Now it's time for the last episode of TUE Season 2! After that it'll be time for the TUE Season 2 Finale so stay tuned.....

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Narrator: After another crazy season of action in and out of the ring, the final episode of TUE season 2 is finally upon us. We're just one episode and one more battle away from the big finale show at Battle Dome!

Jan: I'm worried...what if Shadow catches me out here with you?

Fuel: Meh, I wouldn't worry about Shadow. I'll protect you but I believe you can stand up for yourself too. You have to have more confidence.

Jan: I have more confidence...when I'm with you. Ya know that's some act you put on around the others. Always acting like a pyromaniac. I knew you were a normal guy.

Fuel: Oh no I'm seriously a pyro. I need major psychiatric help....but let's not worry about that. What I need to focus on is lighting a fire in that ring.....that's a metaphor by the way.

Shadow: Hmmm that damn Fuel is a thorn in my side. He wants to take one of my students and beat the other one to win the show. I need to make sure I slow him down a little before the TUE Finale show....but how?

Bubble Monkey: ........*Pop*

Shadow: ........Monkey........

Masu Rao: Sir, shouldn't we be focusing on the tag match coming up?

Generator: We can worry about that later. Let's play some Guitar Hero! Come on man I'm whooping you!

Masu Rao: Ummm sir....the tv isn't even on....and these are acoustic guitars.

Generator: I thought something was a little off.

Masu Rao: Sir, this whole show you've only taught me that you are an eccentric person. I've learned nothing and gained a criminal record!

Generator: Well let me ask you a question. Do you really think you need my help in becoming a good wrestler?

Masu Rao: Well....no to be honest. I think you're an awesome wrestler but our styles are so different. You're a technical high flyer and I'm all about strong style.

Generator: So....you think perhaps maybe I was letting you learn for yourself?

Masu Rao: Huh...never thought about that.

Generator: You see it all makes sense in the end!

Masu Rao: Was that really your plan?

Generator: .....I can't really say....anyways back to Guitar Hero!

Masu Rao: Ummm...

Generator: Oh yeah.....acoustic....

Reno: Listen, I still haven't discovered who attacked Birdgirl. It had to be someone in the house...but who? As far as I'm concerned everyone is a suspect. I know you're all preparing to leave the house but I still have to investigate this.

Ness: Why don't you let them leave first....THEN you can solve the mystery of this attack.

Reno: Maybe you want them to leave so you can get away with attacking Birdgirl!

Ness: If I were going to attack someone it would have been Fuel. Almost burned down the whole house remember?

Reno: Good point! Given still seems to be too much into inflicting pain on himself. Kumatora and Erica had no reason to attack either. It just doesn't make sense! Well at least no one else has come up injured or missing...

Reno: Alright damnit, this is getting rediculous! First Birdgirl gets attacked and now Bubble Monkey has gone missing! Does anyone have a clue where he's gone?!

Shadow: .....I have no idea....

Scaraba Man #1: What is in this crate?

Escargo Deliveryman: I have no idea sir. I was just told to deliver this crate to ths location. Sign here please.

Scaraba Man #1: Oh...alright.

Scaraba Man #2: Hmmm let's open it up.

Scaraba Man #1: What is that?

Scaraba Woman: It looks like a monkey...a Bubble Monkey.

Bubble Monkey: .......*Pop*.....

Shadow: Seems a little odd that he would go missing at a time like this but then again....he is a MONKEY!

Reno: Hmmm good point. But what are we going to do about the final match. Mr. Poochyfud will have my hide if I don't present a big match to end the show.

Shadow: I'll take his place. It will be good for Given to see his mentor in action. Generator's boys can handle it.

Reno: That's uncharacteristically nice of you Shadow so I know that something is up but I have no choice here. You will be Given's tag partner.

Shadow: Excellent....muahahahahahahaha!!!

Erica: While everyone else was occupied with other things like the tag match and the end of the show, I was busy learning from M's Style. I'm a woman who takes every opportunity.

M's Style: I think you're ready for this fight. I've noticed a big change in you rather quickly.

Erica: You were right when you told me that I needed to focus. After learning everything I could from you I'm ready to focus on my ultimate goal and when I'm focused on something I always get what I want...just like you.

M's Style: That's good to hear. Well I'll see you later tonight. I'll be at the match tonight.

Erica: See you then M's...

Generator: Well it looks like you two are ready to go fight. It also looks like we've picked up someone extra. Nice outfit Jan!

Jan: Shadow has been nothing but mean to me this whole season. I want to support Fuel tonight.

Generator: Looks like you've got a fan Fuel!

Jan: What can I say? He heats my pizza!

Fuel: Hehe aaaaalright!

Generator: .......Ok I'm going to have to pretend I don't know what you're talking about. This is the last fight guys, so let's go out with a bang!

Shadow: Well it looks like Jan has defected. I plan on making Fuel pay for that in the ring. It's just as well though. You two are my favorite minions anyways.

Kumatora: Oh boy....I'm a minion.

Shadow: Damn right you are! You deserve it too. You two have changed me...made me a little too soft for my own good.

Kumatora: Too soft?

Shadow: I'd be crying right now if it weren't for that fact that I feel nothing but dark anger inside.

Given: I feel sweet sweet suffering...it's probably similar.

Shadow: Somehow I doubt it. Anyways, remember when we are out there that you need to INFLICT pain! Let's kick some ass!

Ness: Ok guys so here's the deal. This show is just about over and I'm finally going to get my house back. But just in case I want you guys around to help me deliver an eviction notice with a side of pain!

Picky Minch: You got it Ness. The Sharks and I are ready!

Ness: Are you in Trevor?

Viewtiful Trevor: Are you kidding?! This is going to be hilarious! Of course I'm in!

The Final Tag Match
Fuel/Masu Rao vs. Shadow/Given

The final tag match of TUE was changed at the last minute to include Shadow who has a score to settle with Fuel as does Given who will face the fast rising star at the TUE Finale Show. So both of the brooding characters were gunning after Fuel who managed to fend them off surprisingly well. Masu Rao really picked it up a notch too but Given once again seemed unphased by the solid offense. Shadow's experience and cold brutality made him a difficult opponent but Fuel was able to hold his own until Shadow unleashed a stiff kick that sent Fuel to the mat as he grabbed at his knee. Shadow then capped off his injuring of Fuel's knee by pinning the TUE finalist and grabbing the ropes to steal the win. It was a decisive win but the match itself showed that Fuel, Masu Rao, and Given are ready to jump into EBW's C-X-J Division!

The Final Tag Match
Shadow/Given beat Fuel/Masu Rao (13:31) when Shadow used a Dirty Roll up Pin on Fuel.

Narrator: This season saw many twists and turns but now it was finally over. All that was left now for the cast was a final moment in the house they had spent weeks in living together and training together....

Reno: Damnit Ness, let us in!

Ness: I don't think so Reno! I'm taking my house back!

Reno: But we have to finish taping the show! We have to have some closure!

Ness: I don't care! This is the Metal Tyrant's house once again! Now get off my property before I call the cops. Wooooooo!!!

Generator: Well that was fun, I'm outta here. See you guys at the finale show.

Shadow: Oh yeah just run Generator! Don't face me before our match at Zero Hour!

Generator: Meh, I'm too tired. I'll banter with you at the TUE Finale show if I have to.

Shadow: Oh you have to....you have to.....muahahahahaha!

Generator: Whatever, later everyone.

Masu Rao: Farewell sir.

Fuel: Come on Jan I'll show you my place. ;)

Jan: Ok!

Kumatora: Hey I know that we are battling each other at the TUE Finale show but I just want to wish you luck. I'm excited to be able to fight you. It's lucky that we weren't the ones that got attacked. The rumor is Shadow sent Bubble Monkey to Scaraba so it was probably him who attacked Birdgirl! That's pretty low. He may have been my coach but I don't condone that.

Erica: Yeah.....it was probably Shadow. Good luck to you too...

Reno: Ness out stuff is still in there! Let us in!

Ness: NEVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-The End of Season 2-

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:41 pm

The second crazy season of The Ultimate EBW ended here with the TUE Season 2 Finale! A capacity crowd packed the Battle Dome to see the next generation of EBW step up, as well as the Season 1 vs. Season 2 warfare, and the semi final matches of the Best of the C-X-J Tournament! The show kicked off with Reno and the season 2 contestants in the middle of the ring.

Reno: Welcome EBW fans to the Finale show for season 2 of The Ultimate EBW! It's been a crazy season and we've lost a couple wrestlers along the way, but tonight you will see the best action that the new generation has to offer. I know the finalists are excited to step in that ring tonight and I know that the other wrestlers are ready to take on their peers Season 1 vs. Season 2 battles! We'll also see the rematch TUE fans have been waiting for.....Danny Leung vs. Dave Larmore! So get ready folks cause it's time!

The opening contest was one of the Season 1 vs. Season 2 battles as #1 Contender Tracy took on Jan the Mach Pizza Girl. We've seen Jan make improvements in her fighting game and the new relationship with Fuel has boosted her confidence, but Tracy has made a name for herself as spiteful and brutal. She's built up alot of frustration in her war with M's Style and she took her rage out on Jan. Fuel stood at ringside as Jan tried to defend herself but Tracy was just too strong and finished off the rookie with her rival's finisher M's Sexy Murder. It was a quick and decisive win for Tracy as she heads into Zero Hour to take on M's Style in a Last Woman Standing match.

The Season 1 soccer hooligan was up next as he battled Season 2 newcomer Masu Rao. Masu has had bad luck in his matches so far but he's always put up a hell of a fight. His wide range of fighting styles makes him unpredictable, but it also makes him a perfect match against Lovekick's Jamie OD and a great match it was. The match was full of stiff kicks and chops as the two opponents chopped each other down. Jamie had the slight experience advantage and the confidence. That proved to be Masu's downfall, when Jamie evaded a spin kick before taking Masu to the mat with a dropkick. He finished off his Season 2 opponent with the signature Penalty Kick. In the end it was a great fight and the two fighters shook hands after the bout.

Tracy had already fought that night so now it was time for the other 3 Season 1 women to battle it out. All three women are friends as are their boyfriends who watched at ringside, but they all decided that what happened in the ring was business and the three gave everything they had in a very good match. Nani and Paula continue to improve while M's shows every night why she is the first and current EBW Women's Champion. As the fight progressed Paula started to get the upper hand after hitting a surprising Top Rope Flying Knee on M's who was about to Piledrive Nani. The momentum was short lived however as M's once again prevailed after mocking Tracy and hitting the PSI Starstorm OMEGA on Paula. After the bout all three women raised each other's hands in a show of respect. TUE finalist Erica could be seen at the entrance way applauding for her idol M's Style.

Next up the Season 1 rivalry of Danny Leung and Dave Larmore continued. This was a surprisingly fast paced encounter as the normally docile Danny and the always drunken Dave collided the second the bell rang. The high energy battle quickly ended up outside the ring despite the warnings from the ref. Each man held up his own and traded shots before Larmore launched Danny into the guard rail. Danny retaliated by elbowing Dave in the gut and slamming his head into the same rail. Danny showed surprising emotion in this fight, but maybe they were both to into causing damage as ref had no choice but to end the match in a double countout. The fans booed the decision but the boos turned to cheers as Dave and Danny continued to brawl. Security had to come out to pull the rivals apart.

The next two fights were the highly anticipated semi final matches in the Best of the C-X-J Tournament. Two of these four fighters would go on to Zero Hour to battle in the final match. Funky Afro Ninja took on Chicken Man first. These two had each other well scouted so the match started with a long chain of holds and reversals. During the match the fans had very unpleasant things to say to Chicken Man like "You're on steroids" which prompted Chicken Man to attempt to defend himself. This gave Funky Afro Ninja an opening to strike and he took Chicken Man down with a Reverse DDT before finishing the match with a Shooting Star Press. Funky Afro Ninja advances to the finals. After the match the fans continued to boo Chicken Man. That's when Mr. Poochfud made his only appearance of the night as he sent security to escort Chicken Man out of the building.

Now it was time for the last semi final match in the tournament as Lovekick's Sal Paradise took on Curry Man in a battle full of high flying and submission fighting. Curry Man vs. Sal Paradise was a match fans were waiting for. They both have eccentric personalities but they can get it done in the ring. When these two collided we had a very evenly matched and entertaining contest. But the victory would go to Sal Paradise when he managed to lock in his Paradise Lock and forced Curry Man to tap. After the match Funky Afro Ninja came to the ring to stare down his Zero Hour opponent. It's going to be Sal Paradise vs. Funky Afro Ninja in the Best of the C-X-J Final!

The anticipated dual main events were next. The fans of EBW have been raving about the women's division and have been begging for more. They would get what they wanted and Erica and Kumatora battled in a match to detirmine the women's winner of The Ultimate EBW. Season 1 winner M's Style made her second appearance of the night to serve as the special referee and pass the torch to the winner as the next big thing. These two seemed on friendly terms during the show but the moment the bell rang they were all over each other. Stiff strikes and takedowns were the name of the game with Kumatora being dominant during the first half of the match until Erica pulled out a few of M's Style's tricks and took control. M's might have helped train Erica but she called the match down the line. Their would be no special treatment here and the winner would have to earn it. That winner ended up being Erica who caught Kumatora after an attempted top rope attack and turned it into a Powerbomb! 1-2-3! Erica is the Women's winner of TUE Season 2! After the match Generator raised Erica's hand in victory and danced around outside the ring while Shadow kicked the ring steps and stubbed his toe. M's raised an ecstatic Erica's hand in victory. Erica jumped around the ring celebrating as M's attempted to leave the ring. That's when Erica stopped her mentor from leaving and surprised everyone by giving her a big kiss!!! Everyone was in shock, including M's who quickly pushed Erica to the mat and quickly stormed away with a stunned Viewtiful Trevor. Erica frantically apologized and chased M's to the back. What a strange turn of events!

Once the shock had died down from the last match it was time for the Men's main event. The Pyromaniac Fuel battled Shadow's pain loving protege Given with Danny Leung serving as the apathetic special referee. This match was an all out brawl. Fuel unleashed a flurry of his best moves against Given but the masochist just stood there and took it. Shadow hollered at him to attack and Given quickly snapped into kill mode. After tossing Fuel to the mat, Given began stomping his head. Fuel crawled to a turnbuckle but Given continued his assault and stomped his head into the ring post. You could hear the crowd grimmacing at the brutality. Fuel finally managed to grab Given's foot and take him to the ground. Fuel cinched in an ankle lock but Given just grinned at the pain before Shadow's hollering made him kick Fuel off with his free foot. For several more minutes it went on like this. Given was unrelenting and numb to the pain. Fuel finally changed up his strategy and attemped to knock out Given anyway he could. This lead to Fuel finally hitting his Firestarter finisher not once but twice! 1-2-3 Fuel won the match and became the men's winner of TUE Season 2!

Shadow dragged Given out of the ring and stubbed another toe as he threw a fit outside of the ring. Generator was a strange coach but whatever he did it helped his team with both final matches! Of course for Generator and Shadow this is merely a prelude to their Zero Hour battle! Danny raised Fuel's hand in victory as flames rose from the ring posts. It was a crazy night with out of crazy action but two new winners have been crowned!

The Ultimate EBW Season 2 Finale
Battle Dome
BTV!/MN-4

1. TUE Season 1 vs. TUE Season 2 Women's Battle
Tracy beat Jan the Mach Pizza Girl (5:12) with M's Sexy Murder.
2. TUE Season 1 vs. TUE Season 2 C-X-J Battle
Jamie OD beat Masu Rao (8:26) with the Penalty Kick.
3. TUE Season 1 Women's Triple Threat
M's Style beat Nani and Paula (9:55) with the PSI Starstorm OMEGA on Paula.
4. TUE Season 1 Grudge Match
Danny Leung vs. Dave Larmore (5:41) went to a Double Countout.
5. Best of the C-X-J Semi Final
Funky Afro Ninja beat Chicken Man (7:09) with a Shooting Star Press.
6. Best of the C-X-J Semi Final
Sal Paradise beat Curry Man (9:10) with the Paradise Lock.
7. The Ultimate Finale Women's
Erica beat Kumatora Special Referee: M's Style (13:09) with a Powerbomb.
8. The Ultimate Finale C-X-J Men's
Fuel beat Given Special Referee: Danny Leung (12:33) with a Firestarter.

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EBW Zero Hour card REVEALED!

EBW.com can now confirm the entire card for Zero Hour. Many of the matches we already knew about but we can now confirm that the TUE Season 2 winners will immediately be thrust into the spotlight as Erica and Fuel team up to take on Kung Foo and Paula in an Intergender Tag Match. We've also learned the names of all the participants in the Zero Hour Rumble. After the events of the TUE Finale it appears that Sal Paradise will have to pull double duty as he teams with Jamie OD to take on the NCW dream team of Kirby and Mallow in a Chain Match for the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles. Later on in the night he will have to battle Funky Afro Ninja in the finals of the Best of the C-X-J Tournament. So this will be a night that could make or break Sal Paradise. The rest of the card you probably already know about. MUNK Perry and Captain Strong will open the show with a First Blood Match. Generator and Shadow return to battle for the #1 Contendership of the Unified C-X-J Championship. M's Style will once again attempt to defend her title against Tracy but this time it will be Last Woman Standing. The main event is easily one of the most highly anticipated matches in EBW history. The EBW World Heavyweight Champion The Great KYO will battle NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor in 3 Stages of Hell! In the end we will have a true World Heavyweight Champion! It's going to be a huge show. The time is almost here!

EBW: Zero Hour
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. First Blood
MUNK Perry vs. Captain Strong
2. The Ultimate EBW Intergender Tag
Fuel/Erica vs. Kung Foo/Paula
3. EBW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Interpromotional Rumble
Tanooki W00t vs. King Pokey vs. Apple Kid vs. Franky vs. Bowser Jr. vs. Picky Minch vs. Masked Lanta vs. Shark #1 vs. Orange Kid vs. Shark #2 vs. Wart vs. Wario vs. Waluigi vs. Danny Leung vs. Dave Larmore
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship -Chain Match-
Kirby/Mallow(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. Best of the Best of the Best Semi Finals
Jonathan Tack vs. Rude
6. Best of the Best of the Best Semi Finals
Ness vs. Poo
7. Best of the C-X-J Finals
Sal Pardise vs. Funky Afro Ninja
8. Unified C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Generator vs. Shadow
9. Best of the Best of the Best Finals
? vs. ?
10. EBW Women's Championship -Last Woman Standing-
M's Style(c) vs. Tracy
11. EBW World Heavyweight Championship/NCW World Heavyweight Championship Title Unification -3 Stages of Hell-
The Great KYO(c) vs. Viewtiful Trevor(c)

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Reno: Hello EBW fans! It's the moment you've all be waiting for. Zero Hour has arrived! Tonight, you will see the best that EBW has to offer. Tonight, rivalries will be settled and epic battles will take place. Tonight, NCW is in the house and the interpromotional war will continue! Tonight, M's Style and Tracy will battle once again! Tonight, we will have our winners for the dual tournaments! Tonight several titles will be on the line including the two World Championships! Tonight, Viewtiful Trevor and The Great KYO finally have the battle of the century. Tonight, is THREE STAGES OF HELL! Tonight......is ZERO HOUR! Now before the fights begin I have here with me EBW World Heavyweight Champion and EBW Tag Team Champion The Great KYO as well as the NCW World Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor. The reason they are here is so we can officially announce the stipulations for the first two stages of Hell. As you know in the event of a tiebreaker we will be bringing out the cage but now it's time to detirmine the first two matches. Mr. Poochyfud thought it would add to the suspence if we waited till tonight to announce it. He also thought it would be interesting if we allowed the fighters to detirmine the stips. So I flipped a coin and KYO gets to choose the first match.

The Great KYO: ..........First Blood.....

Reno: Ummm but KYO we already have a....

The Great KYO: FIRST.......BLOOD!!!

Reno: Very well, it looks like we will be having two First Blood matches tonight. Ok Trevor you can now detirmine the second match.

Viewtiful Trevor: Aw hell let's go crazy! Table Match!

Reno: Very good choice! So later tonight we will have a First Blood Match, a Table Match, and maybe even a Cage Match! Get ready folks cause it's going down tonight!

The Fourside Expo Center was packed full of fans ready to see one of EBW's biggest and possibly bloodiest nights. Tensions have been mounting and this night has been a long time coming. We have reached Zero Hour!

The action kicked off with the highly anticipated grudge match between MUNK Perry and Captain Strong. Strong is a former EBW World Heavyweight Champion and a major wall in the path of the new generation. MUNK Perry has proven that he is a match for the veteran but after trading wins and losses the time had come to detirmine if he could rise to the next level. The rules were thrown out of this match like alot of the other Zero Hour matches and the only way to win would be to inflict first blood on your opponent. MUNK and Strong kicked off the fight with a brutal exchange in the center of the ring before taking it to the floor where weapons were quickly added into the equation. The Onett Police Force made their way down to ringside and it looked like they might interfere on their captain's behalf but MUNK's friend Jonathan Tack ran down to keep them at bay. This allowed the two rivals to settle the rivalry the right way. Strong battered away at MUNK Perry late in the match but he had yet to bust him open. So the bitter Captain grabbed a Singapore Cane to finish off his opponent, but as he swung at MUNK the rising star managed to grab the cane and turn it around on Strong. Several blows later and Strong was bleeding buckets. MUNK Perry proved that he is ready to step it up in the singles division with the big win over Captain Strong. After the match MUNK tried to shake Captain Strong's hand. The Captain was hesitant but ended up shaking his hand and then raising it in victory.

Next up the winners of the second season of TUE would have their first match on the main roster. Fuel and Erica would team up to take on Kung Foo and Paula in an intergender Ultimate EBW match. Fuel and Erica showed amazing promise during the TUE season and that promise continued to shine on the big stage. Despite some conflict on the show these two fought well together and managed to gain the upper hand on young gun Kung Foo and TUE season 1 fighter Paula. In the end Fuel gained the upset victory with a Firestarter on Kung Foo. A surprising win and a good start for the EBW newcomers.

Nerdler: Nerdler here without the Nerd Squad....which is a stupid idea cause I'm interviewing the savage M's Style.

M's Style: ......

Nerdler: Now M's just calm down. You have bigger fish to fry tonight in the form of Tracy. What is your strategy for tonight's title fight?

M's Style: It's last woman standing.....I plan on being the last woman standing.

Nerdler: .....nice

M's Style: But more then that though. I have to be the decisive winner. Tracy continues to improve, continues to scheme, and continues to challenge me for my Women's title. I have to have total victory if I plan on settling this fued with Tracy once and for all. I have to stop her here and now or else this may never end. I do know that the NCW Princess's have decided not to show up like alot of the NCW roster so Tracy is alone tonight. She has no allies. Meaning that it will be just her and me in that ring. We will settle this one way....or another.

Nerdler: Strong words from a strong.....very strong lady. This is.....

Erica: M's! Hey M's how are ya? Listen, I'm really sorry I kissed you at the TUE Season 2 Finale. I don't know what I was thinking. I was just so excited to win and it was all because of my idol M's Style! I mean I just couldn't control myself.

M's Style: It's ok don't worry about it. We're cool alright? I have to get ready for my match. Grats on winning your match by the way.

Erica: Hehe thanks M's!

Nerdler: Well I'm glad you worked things out Erica. If you can just remember that M's is with Trevor you shouldn't have any more trouble.

Erica: Oh no I know M's cares about me. You'll see....she cares about me!

Nerdler: ....oh dear...

The third match of the evening saw EBW's roster fill the ring for an over the top rumble to detirmine who would get a shot at the world title next. NCW made their presence known in this match as Wario, Waluigi, and Wart took part in the match. Tanooki W00t was the favorite to win this one and the fans were clearly behind him. Danny Leung, Franky, Dave Larmore, and Masked Lanta were also heavily favored to win so it was really anyone's fight. Orange Kid was the first to be eliminated almost as soon as the bell rang. For a few minutes it seemes like EBW's wrestlers were on the same page as they all focused on the NCW wrestlers and managed to eliminate all three of them. Wart was the hardest to eliminate but a running clothesline from W00t sent the behemoth packing. The next eliminations came 5 minutes later when King Pokey rushed The Sharks and forced them both out of the ring. Unfortunatly for Pokey, Tanooki W00t noticed what he was doing and dropkicked the King right out of the ring. Masked Lanta made the next eliminations and impressed fans by handling both Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. before giving them the boot out. Dave Larmore and 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung continued their rivalry and mainly focused on each other. This allowed the sneaky Franky to jump in and help his Pokey Army ally eliminate Danny after a tough skirmish with Picky ended with the younger Minch brother taken out. Tanooki W00t at this point was outnumbered as Franky, Dave Larmore, and Masked Lanta all focused on him. It was an uphill battle from here for the fan favorite but he managed to finally eliminate Larmore after Pokey Army's drunk attempted a clothesline that W00t evaded which sent him flying over the ropes. Masked Lanta then decided to turn his attention to Franky and unleased a Massacre Barrage. Franky tried to stand up to the mysterious fighter but he was eventually tossed out of the ring. An epic back and forth fight then ensued between the technical W00t and the relentless Lanta. Late in the match it actually looked like W00t had eliminated Masked Lanta and he even turned to celebrate but Lanta managed to grab a rope as he was tossed over his feet barely avoided touching the ground. It almost looked like he was floating or hovering slightly above the ground. W00t did not notice this and he quickly fell prey to a back attack from Masked Lanta that sent him of the ropes and onto the ground. EBW Tag Team Champion Masked Lanta has won the rumble! He may end up facing his "ally" KYO or Viewtiful Trevor somewhere down the line.

King Pokey: Hello EBW fans, your King would like to address you at the moment. Don't want me to? TOO BAD! I want you all to forget about what happened out there to me, Dave Larmore...wherever he is, and Orange Kid....especially Orange Kid...I mean that was sad.

Orange Kid: Hey!

King Pokey: I want you to forget about it because the night still belongs to Pokey Army! Tonight you will see Tracy finally climb to the top and dethrone that....that.....

Tracy:....."Viewtiful Bimbo"?

King Pokey: Hmmm I like it! She will dethrone that "Viewtiful Bimbo" M's Style! That's not all though. You will also see either Rude or Poo win the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament. Isn't that right fellas?

Rude: I'd bank on it!

King Pokey: Ha! I'd bank on it! That's a pun isn't it? I like it!

Poo: .......

King Pokey: Poo.....earth to Poo......you alright?

Poo: ....I'm fine....just waiting to get my hands on Ness.

King Pokey: ....he's losing it....anyways EBW get ready because tonight is our night!

Next up was the highly anticipated Chain Match. NCW's Kirby and Mallow would put the C-X-J Tag Team titles on the line against the insanely popular Lovekick Connection. Kirby and Mallow have represented NCW's C-X-J invasion force and been uncharacteristically ruthess. But since the bombshell delivered by Little Mac about the NCW roster they have seemed to return to their old selves. They waved and smiled at the fans and even shook the hands of Lovekick before they were chained up. Paradise was chained to Mallow and OD was chained to Kirby. The action was intense right from the start. The chains were just long enough for each side to get some high flying offense but it also inhibited a few things. For instance Kirby was unable to puff up and float away so he was at a disadvantage. Sal Paradise attempted a 450 splash to Mallow later on but the puffy double champ simply yanked on the chain and dragged him back down to the mat. It was an even fight and unlike previous battles, Kirby and Mallow were fighting 100% fairly. This was definately the Kirby and Mallow of old. They were still a match for Lovekick and it was anyone's match. That's when Lovekick switched strategies and tried something different. Jamie OD turned his focus to Mallow and used his chain to fling Kirby right into him. The downed Mallow was caught off guard and definately didn't expect Jamie OD to change focus to the opponent he wasn't chained to. Paradise did the same and attacked Kirby. The chains ended up getting tangled together and before long they were all chained to each other. Mallow was especially caught up in the chains and this allowed Jamie OD to hit his signature Penatly Kick and score the win for his team! Lovekick Connection won the match and brought the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles back home! After the match Jamie and Sal grabbed microphones.

Jamie OD: Oi! First off I want to thank out opponents for giving us the fight of our lives. They deserve a standing ovation for that match! Next I want to thank you the fans for backing us. When we first came into EBW we were both wondering where we would fit in. Where would the casanova and the soccer hooligan go in the company? It just seemed like the right way to go to become the Lovekick Connection! Then we got your endorsement and now we have EBW gold! I'd say we made the right choice! For anyone who now has their eyes on us and the belts let me just say that we fought hard to get these belts and we're going to fight hard to keep em! I'm a pretty crazy guy just ask anyone.

Sal Paradise: It's true he really is.

Jamie OD: But when it comes to being a champion I'm focused. We plan on being champs for a long time!

Sal Paradise: That's right and tonight when I win the Best of the C-X-J Tournament the age of Lovekick will begin! Thanks for your support and thank you Kirby and Mallow. It's good to have you back to normal. I have to admit that I'm a fan of both of you so it was a real honor to compete with you. Now let's head to the back. I have some ladies I want to introduce you to. They love fluffy guys! ;)

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The next two fights were the Semi Final matches in the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament. The fast rising Rude would take of Jonathan Tack first and then old rivals Ness and Poo would battle after that. The first match was a perfect presentation of just how much the next generation of EBW has grown. Tack and Rude have advanced rapidly and now both stand on the brink of main event status. Tack continues to improve on his overall game and introduces new strikes like the spinning backfist and the hook kick. Rude's confidence is soaring to new heights and he's not ashamed of doing anything to win. That proved to be the achilles heel for Tack. It was a close fight between the two but the fact that Rude will cheat to win while Tack won't lead to Rude winning after hitting the Rulebreaker and grabbing the ropes to get the pin as Tack tried to fight out of it. Rude cheated his way to the finals. His celebration was short lived however as Tack attacked him and threw him over a guardrail and into the fans. Rude had to quickly run away as Tack chased him down. The fans knew who really won this contest and Tack continues to grow in skill and popularity. In the second Semi Final old friend turned rivals fought once again. Ness and Poo squared off in yet another epic bout. Poo has not seemed himself since his abduction at the hands of Masked Lanta and KYO's minions but the moment he saw Ness he snapped back to reality and ruthlessly attacked. The Metal Rush leader was caught off guard and stumpled backwards where he was stomped by Poo until he was able to grab Poo's leg and take him to the mat. The next few minutes of the fight seemed more like an amatuer wrestling contest with both fighters exchanging holds and trying to pin each other to the mat. When they finally returned to their feet it turned into a striking match. Ness was especially on his game this night and with the fans supporting him he managed to get an upper hand on Poo on several occasions, but Poo refused to stay down and continued to stagger to his feet no matter what Ness did. Other times in the match Poo was almost DQ'd for his brutal tactics and chokes. It was like he ws more interested in hurting Ness then beating him in a wrestling match. Ness obviously had the clearer head of the two and finally managed to put away Poo and hitting a PK Thunderbomb that knocked him out. Ness once again overcame his greatest rival and was now ready to move to the finals to face Rude.

Sal Paradise was on deck again as he was set to face Funky Afro Ninja in the Finals of the Best of the C-X-J Tournament. He looked slightly worn out but still ready to face his opponent. Funky Afro Ninja, like his partner Kung Foo, has kept a low profile since losing the C-X-J tag belts but his matches in the tournament have been impressive and he's making a name for himself again. Sal already won EBW gold on this night but now he wished to win the tournament and usher in the "Age of Lovekick!". This was C-X-J action at its finest. Two young fighters use every weapon in their arsenal to win. Unlike the Chain Match earlier in the night Sal was able to pull off an excellent 450 splash onto Funky Afro Ninja who kicked out of a pin attempt and later countered with a perfect Shooting Star Press. It was another even contest but as the match drew on it became apparent that on this night Sal Paradise was just a little better. He finally managed to lock in his signature Paradise Lock and put away Funky Afro Ninja. The two fighters shooks hands as the crowd gave them a standing ovation. In one night Sal Paradise won the C-X-J Tag Titles with Jamie OD AND won the second annual Best of the C-X-J Tournament!

More C-X-J action was up next as the coaches of The Ultimate EBW Season 2 had a score to settle. Generator and Shadow both scored wins on the show and this match would not only detirmine the #1 Contender to Kirby's Unified C-X-J Title but it would also serve as the tiebreaker. Both men are former champions, in fact Generator was the one who dropped the belt to Kirby in a hard fought contest so he would obviously like nothing more then to get a chance at redemption. Shadow on the other hand has been C-X-J Champion twice and C-X-J Tag Champion once. He's been a bully to the division and attempted to rule it with an iron fist. Now with Given as his apprentice he would like nothing more then to rule the division once again. These two showed why they are currently two of the best in the business with their C-X-J 101 display. Shadow unleashed the hard strikes while Generator showed that he is more agile then ever. This Generator was a stark contrast to his normal self who is a fun loving guy. This Generator was no nonsense and came out in a new costume without his signature mask. Shadow brought Given as potential backup but Generator countered that by bringing Curry Man and Masu Rao to the ring with him. It would be another contest where the winner would have to earn it without question. Both fighters but on a top performance but Generator managed to slip another win past Shadow and beat him with a Generator Moonsault Legdrop. Generator will now face Kirby in a rematch for the Unified C-X-J Championship!

The time had now come for the Finals of the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament. Ness would fight Rude in a battle of EBW Original vs. New Generation which was quickly becoming common theme in EBW. Rude was in top form tonight and once again ready to do anything to win but then again so was Ness. Since reforming Metal Rush Ness has become the rulebreaker the fans love to cheer. He only cheats to even the odds and in this case it would just that. Rude has grown quickly but maybe it was too much too soon as Ness dominated the contest. With the crowd behind him he was untouchable and in a short time he was able to put away Rude and win the 3rd annual Best of the Best of the Best Tournament with a PSI Rockin! As Ness celebrated with his newly won trophy Masked Lanta and the dark figures quickly ran to th ring. Ness turned around in time to see Masked Lanta deliver a flying knee to his face. Metal Rush tried to make the save but the dark minions kept them separated for their leader. As Ness tried to get back to his feet he was quickly knocked back down as Masked Lanta hit him over the head with his own trophy. Security arrived to stop Masked Lanta but he easily knocked them down before heading towards the back. Ness had to be held back by the other members of Metal Rush. They tried to help him to the back but he shook them off and headed backstage where he was stopped by Nerdler.

Nerdler: Ness listen I...

Ness: Shut it Nerdler! My time to talk! Masked Lanta....I don't know who you are, what you want, why you abducted Poo, or why you've picked a fight with me. I don't know and frankly I don't care anymore! You obviously want to go to war with me. Well guess what.....I'm game! You've got my attention congratulations. I warn you Masked Lanta...if you think I'm not going to fight back you've got another thing coming. I'm the same person I was when this promotion started! I'm not afraid of afraid of anything ANYMORE! That especially goes for you! Take my advice....watch your back! I can sneak attack too!

Next up was the big Last Woman Standing Match between eternal rivals M's Style and Tracy. Everything that can be said about these two and the matches they have has already been said. They go at each other with everything they've got all the time. This match was especially brutal. With Last Woman Standing rules their main goal was to knock the other person unconcious or at least keep them down for a 10 count. Their were several brutal exchanges with weapons being thrown in at every possible chance. They were hell bent on taking each other out. The other women in the division all came out to see who would be left standing at the end. Late in the match it was looking like M's would once again defeat her rival. Tracy grabbed a guitar to use of M's but the Women's Champion simply headbutted the guitar and turned it into splinters. Tracy backed away almost looking terrified of her rival. That's when the lights suddenly went out. For several seconds the arena was pitch black. That's when the lights came back up and Tracy stood over a bloody M's Style. Tracy was weilding a sledgehammer which she obviously used to subdue M's. The champ tried to get back to her feet but Tracy delievered another crushing blow that left M's unconcious. The crowd began to boo as the ref reached the 10 count. Tracy won the match and in doing so became the 2nd EBW Women's Champion. Viewtiful Trevor quickly ran out to the ring to pick up M's and carried her to the back as Tracy celebrated with he sledgehammer and her new title. Now the question is who cut the lights and gave Tracy the weapon she used to finally beat M's?

The camera cut to the back as M's Style regained conciousness backstage.

Viewitful Trevor: M's, are you ok?

M's Style: Anyone get the number of that bus?

Viewtiful Trevor: Tracy just smashed your head in with a sledgehammer!

M's Style: That would explain the unconciousness I guess. Did I lose Trevor?

Viewtiful Trevor: You didn't lose....my M's doesn't lose. It's just bad luck is all. I can't imagine anyone being able to win after a sledgehammer assault.

M's Style: So Tracy's got some backup after all. I guess this fued will never end....so be it. I'm going to go find her right now and get my rematch.

Viewtiful Trevor: No you're not M's! You need to take it easy.

M's Style: I've tried taking it easy before....it didn't change things....it didn't help them.

Viewitful Trevor: What?

M's Style: Nothing...don't worry about it....I won't look for her...yet. Now you need to get ready for your match.

Viewtiful Trevor: I need to make sure you're ok.

M's Style: I'll be better when you bring back both titles and shut that Great KYO up. One of us has to win tonight. It wasn't me so it has to be you.

Viewtiful Trevor: M's.....I'm going to go out there and win this one for us.....I'm bringing both belts back with me.

M's Style: That's what I want to hear. Go get him. I love you.

Viewitful Trevor: I love you too....I'll be back.

M's Style: Goodluck Trevor.....Tracy....I'm going to get my title back.

?: Of course you're going to get it back.

M's Style: Who's there?

?: Who I am isn't important. All that's important is that I agree with you. You're capable of so much more then you let on. Anyone who knows your past like I do would be able to tell that right away!

M's Style: My past?!? How do you know about my past? Who are you?!

?: I would just call me a friend who wants to see you reach your full potential. It's bubbling to the surface....I can feel it.

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:41 pm

The time had finally come for the huge main event. The epic first encounter between two men who claim to be World Champion. After a battle in Hell only one would stand tall as the true World Champion! Would Mr. Machismo prevail once again or would EBW be shrouded in the darkness of The Great KYO? We would soon find out. Both fighters stood in the middle of the ring and engaged in a long stare down as the ring crew brought out various weapons for the First Blood stage. They even brought out a giant dumpster in an effort to pull out all the stops. With all the weapons in place the bell rang and the battle began. Trevor and KYO started the fight trading strikes and circling the ring as they sized each other up. That's when KYO unleashed his vicious kicks. Trevor immediately stumbled back and a kick to his face almost connected. Trevor retaliated with several chops and elbows. KYO in turn managed to avoid a direct punch to the face. After a little more circling the two fighters engaged in a test of strength. Maybe it was a way to gage how strong the opponent was or maybe it was just a way to see who was better but the fighters grappled back and forth as the crowd watched with bated breath. KYO took this time to gain momentum by kicking Trevor in the gut and taking him to the mat after a series of quick snap suplexes. Trevor quickly got back to his feet but at this point KYO had a chair, so the NCW champ grabbed a chair of his own and the rivals battled with the steel chairs. Each man was able to land a few direct hits but no sign of blood yet. From here it broke down into a brawl. The fighting moved to the outside of the ring and into the crowd. They basically tried to attack each other with everything that wasn't bolted down and even some of the stuff that was as the fans were treated to an up close and personal show. Eventually security lead them back over the rail and back around the ring. KYO had the advantage after tossing Trevor into the ring steps and kneeing him in the face but still no blood. KYO picked Trevor up by his hair and delivered a headbutt. Trevor was stunned but quickly retaliated with a series of headbutts of his own before tossing the EBW champ back in the ring. Another quick exchange in the ring ended with Trevor on the mat and KYO climbing the turnbuckle. It looked like he was preparing to deliver an elbow drop but Trevor quickly bounded up, met KYO at the top of the ring post, and pushed the EBW champ into the dumpster! The crowd went nuts for this and even more sore when Trevor jumped off the post and onto KYO in the dumpster. You could hear fighting in the dumpster but you couldn't see anything until they managed to tip it over and escape. This first stage was total anarchy. It wasn't until the action returned to the ring that a winner of the first stage was detirmined when KYO grabbed Trevor by the neck and actually bit into his forehead! The crowd was shocked to see the demented EBW champ do this but it got the job done Trevor was cut open and KYO won the First Stage.

Next up would be the Table Match. the ring crew quickly removed the weapons and replaced them with tables as Trevor tried to stop his bleeding while KYO grinned with bloody teeth. The Second Stage was on. This time the object was to put your opponent through a table. The crowd started to cheer wildly as the two combatants continued their assault. The ring crew that was bringing out the tables started to stack them in a big tower of tables much to the crowd's delight. Trevor and KYO stopped for a second to assess the situation before continuing to fight back and forth. The fans were 100% behind Trevor as he began to get the upper hand on KYO and a flying knee dazed the EBW champ. KYO was being taken to a limit he had never been to before since joining EBW. The cold stare of KYO turned into a look of frustration as he could not get the Viewtiful One down. Trevor and KYO once again found themselves fighting on the ring post. This time they were fighting to throw each other onto the tower of tables! Trevor prevailed again this time and managed to toss KYO onto the tower but it surprisingly held steady! It looked like Trevor was thinking about jumping over from the ring post to the tables before hopping down to the floor and pulling a ladder out from under the ring. As he was setting it up KYO slowly tried to get to his feet. As he finally managed to, Trevor had gotten the ladder set up in the ring. In a flash Mr. Machismo was up the ladder and in a move that will be in highlight reels for years to come, Trevor speared KYO down into the tower of tables. By the time both fighters had hit the ground they were cut up and covered in splinters. The second stage was over and Trevor had prevailed.

It was now official, this was going to be settled in the cage. Trevor and KYO staggered back into the ring as the cage dropped around them. The moment it was locked in place the fighting continued. This match could only be settled by pinfall or submission in the cage. Neither man could escape until one true champion was crowned. Both men were tired and battered. For the first time in his EBW career KYO was bloody and his signature face paint was wearing off. Behind the paint was a frustrated champion who would stop at nothing to defeat Trevor. Trevor has never gone done without a fight before and he wasn't going to this time either. This stage of the match was much slower paced but they still managed to trade off on their finishers. Each man almost sealed the deal only to have their opponent kick out at 2.9. It was crazy and the fans were all standing. A loud Trevor chant erupted in the arena as he struggled to escape a tight choke hold by KYO. M's Style, Paula, and the members of Metal Rush all came out to watch the climax of this epic battle. It was obvious that the end was coming but who would be the one to survive? KYO tightened his choke hold even more. Trevor appeared to be on the verge of passing out but he fought through it and forced KYO to let him back to his feet. Trevor elbowed KYO and headbutt him with the back of his head but he refused to let go. The Trevor chant got even louder as he started hitting KYO even harder. Finally Trevor managed to break free of the choke and flipped KYO over his shoulder and onto the mat. As KYO climbed back to his feet Trevor ran the ropes and came back at KYO with a flying knee that sent him to the mat again. 1-2-KICKOUT! KYO barely kicked out of the pin attempt as Trevor looked on in shock. Now KYO was back in control as he unleashed his kicks on Trevor once again. He forced Trevor to his knees where he then landed a kick to the side of the head. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor in turn barely kicked out of KYO's pin attempt. Both fighters struggled to get to their feet. These two had already gone to the limit and couldn't possibly have much left. It was all up to who could hold out longer. Trevor and KYO finally got back up and started trading blows in the middle of the ring again. The crowd was still firmly behind Trevor. Perhaps the chants were bringing him back to his senses cause he began to block more and more of KYO's punches before starting to attack a little harder and then finally taking control of his opponent and dropping him with a Trevorplex! The crowd roared as Trevor hit his signature move but he wasn't done yet. Trevor struggled to pick KYO back up and dropped him with yet another Trevorplex! It looked like it might be all over but Trevor once again climbed to his feet and picked KYO back up. As KYO looked up at Trevor the NCW champ flashed him a quick grin before delivering a headbutt and one final Trevorplex! 1-2-3!!! Viewtiful Trevor had survived 3 Stages of Hell. The Great KYO suffered his first loss in EBW to the new Undisputed World Champion! Viewtiful Trevor has once again stepped up to take on the impossible and win. Trevor climber the cage and held up both titles triumphantly before climbing down and embracing his friends and loved ones at ringside. The dream was realised, not just for Trevor but for EBW too. EBW has become a global force in wrestling and in the process we now have an Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion! History was made tonight as Zero Hour and things would never be the same...

EBW: Zero Hour
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. First Blood
MUNK Perry beat Captain Strong (11:05) with a Singapore Cane shot.
2. The Ultimate EBW Intergender Tag
Fuel/Erica beat Kung Foo/Paula (8:36) when Fuel hit the Firestarter on Kung Foo.
3. EBW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Interpromotional Rumble
Masked Lanta won the Rumble that also included Tanooki W00t, King Pokey, Apple Kid, Franky, Bowser Jr., Picky Minch, Shark #1, Orange Kid, Shark #2, Wart, Wario , Waluigi, Danny Leung, and Dave Larmore (30:14).
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship -Chain Match-
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Kirby/Mallow(c) (15:57) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Mallow to become the 4th EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions!
5. Best of the Best of the Best Semi Finals
Rude beat Jonathan Tack (9:03) with the Rulebreaker.
6. Best of the Best of the Best Semi Finals
Ness beat Poo (14:16) with the PK Thunderbomb.
7. Best of the C-X-J Finals
Sal Pardise beat Funky Afro Ninja (8:26) with the Paradise Lock to win the Best of the C-X-J Tournament!
8. Unified C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Generator beat Shadow (12:59) with the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop.
9. Best of the Best of the Best Finals
Ness beat Rude (10:08) with the PSI Rockin to win the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament!
10. EBW Women's Championship -Last Woman Standing-
Tracy beat M's Style(c) (15:08) with a Sledgehammer shot to become the 2nd EBW Women's Champion!
11. EBW World Heavyweight Championship/NCW World Heavyweight Championship Title Unification -3 Stages of Hell-
First Stage - First Blood
The Great KYO(c) beat Viewtiful Trevor(c) (10:11) with a Forehead Bite.
Second Stage - Table Match
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat The Great KYO(c) (13:29) with a Spear.
Third Stage - Cage Match
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat The Great KYO(c) (20:25) with a Trevorplex! to unify the EBW World Heavyweight Championship and the NCW World Heavyweight Championship!

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Fallout from Zero Hour! Next X-cite card revealed!

The wrestling world is buzzing after the events of Zero Hour. An Undisputed Champion has been crowned and now only one obstacle stands in the way of EBW ending the war with NCW once and for all. It's been a crazy few months in EBW but that time may finally be over as Team EBW consisting of Viewtiful Trevor, Ness, Little Mac, Danny Leung, and Picky Minch battles the forces of NCW in one final match to detirmine who will reign supreme. On that night history wll be made one way or another as one promotion will be put out of business for good! The entire show promises to be exciting top notch action with two titles on the line! First the fallen Great KYO will have to rebound from his Zero Hour loss to team with the enigmatic Masked Lanta as they defend the tag belts against BRASH, The Sharks, and Tanooki W00t who is promising a surprise partner that will shock the EBW fans. Then Generator will finally get his rematch against Kirby for the C-X-J Championship. Will he redeem his loss and bring the belt back to EBW? Also on the card former Women's Champion M's Style will team with TUE Season 2 winner Erica as they battle new champion Tracy and a mistery partner. Journey will make one last stand as a team as they battle the Onett Police Force and Pokey Army. Plus we'll see the TUE Season 2 fighters make a mark when they offically join the main roster. All of this and more on the next X-cite!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. TUE Season 1 vs. Season 2
Paula/Nani vs. Kumatora/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl
2. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Fuel/Masu Rao vs. Shadow/Given/Chicken Man/80's Retro Yuppie
3. Ultimate Grudge
M's Style/Erica vs. Tracy/?
4. Final JOURNEY
Jonathan Tack/MUNK Perry/Jeff Andonuts vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2 vs. Rude/Franky/Dave Larmore
5. EBW Tag Team Championship
The Great KYO/Masked Lanta(c) vs. Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. vs. Tanooki W00t/? vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
6. EBW C-X-J Championship
Kirby(c) vs. "High Voltage" Generator
7. EBW vs. NCW ENDGAME Elimination Team Battle
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Little Mac/Picky Minch/Danny Leung vs. ?/?/?/?/?

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EARLIER TODAY

Mr. Poochyfud: Well isn't this an interesting situation? Cranky Kong it's always a pleasure to see you but what's going on?

Cranky Kong: I wasn't expecting this either Poochyfud but the Mario Brothers resigned with MKPW today. They aren't the only ones either. Almost everyone has come back. Mario and Luigi personally asked to come here and speak with Ness, Trevor, and Little Mac.

Viewtiful Trevor: That's spifftastic that you guys signed back with MKPW!

Ness: I guess that no longer makes you enemies. No hard feelings?

Luigi: None at all. We actually came here to thank you two as well as Little Mac. My brother and I can't remember why we went to NCW and did the things we did in the first place but thanks to you we're now making out choices again.

Little Mac: I don't know what was going on with me either. But I know it all links back to the one who is pulling the strings at NCW. In any case I'm glad that everyone is thinking clearly again.

Viewitful Trevor: I have to admit it was fun. But I'd rather have you guys on our side anyday!

Luigi: It's not over yet though. Some are still loyal to NCW.The company is falling apart yet they still insist on staying. I don't understand.

Ness: NCW is finished one way or another. That much is certain. But we have to make sure they don't take us out with them.

Mario: ......Good Luck....

Cranky Kong: One thing I know is this.....things are certainly about to change for EBW.....one way or another.

EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

History was made at Zero Hour and tonight history would be made again. An era would be ending and one way or another so would the war with NCW. The show kicked off in a big way with several members of the roster surrounding the ring. Mr. Poochyfud stood in the ring alongside the man who unified the EBW and NCW Championships, Viewtiful Trevor.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well I'm glad to see that most of you appeared for this MANDATORY meeting but then again I wasn't really expecting Pokey Army to make it. Call it a hunch. Anyways, the reason we are here is because tonight the war ends and a new era begins for EBW! I'm confident in my team taking out the former "World leader in wrestling". In one night EBW will reach the top! Tonight we also celebrate the crowing of a new Undisputed Champion in wrestling. Let it be known that EBW has the one true World Championship now! I welcome anyone from any promotion to try and prove me wrong but the facts are clear. The oldest title in wrestling has merged with the title of the new generation and now Viewtiful Trevor holds all the keys so to speak. Tonight I would like to announce that the EBW and NCW titles are being retired in place of one new Championship. This new title represents a new generation in wrestling. So Trevor if you will kindly hand me the old belts I will now present you with this brand new title. As per your request I hereby declare that this new title will be called the Global World Championship!

Viewtiful Trevor: Ya know I've held quite a few titles in my career so far but this one is the one I've had to fight the most for. I put my blood and sweat and tears into making this title a reality! For now on don't think of me as EBW Champion or NCW Champion. Think of me as the first Global World Champion! It's such a spifftastic world title that it's in the name TWICE! ;D

Mr. Poochyfud: Indeed it is. Anyways, tonight you will see alot of action including my Team EBW taking down NCW once and for all!

Generalissimo Pirkle: I wouldn't speak so soon Poochyfud! NCW isn't going down without a fight! You think you have us on the ropes?! He planned this from the beginning. Why do you think I joined him? He wanted to watch both promotions BURN! So what if the little sheep returned to MKPW. I have 4 of the toughest fighters around that love destruction almost as much as my employer! Oh wait a minute this was supposed to be a 5 on 5 match wasn't it? Well since I only have 4 fighters I figured I needed to even the odds a little. Picky Minch won't be making it to the ring tonight. So it looks like it will be 4 on 4 after all. Let this be a message that we're not kidding around. Oh and one more thing. I have a message from my employer. No matter what you do.....no matter the outcome.....you still lose..

So a big start to a big X-cite. A new Global World Championship has been created and NCW has shown that they are serious about tonight's endgame encounter. But before that match the fans were treated to a stacked card with alot of surprises. The Women kicked off the show with a TUE Season 1 vs. Season 2 tag match. Paula and Nani were the experienced team but Jan and Kumatora gave em a tough fight. The fans were really into this one as the new Women have energized the already popular women's division. Paula picked up the win in this very short but very exciting match after a PSI Rockin on Jan.

The C-X-J division was on display next as the new C-X-J Tag Champions Lovekick Connection teamed with newcomers Fuel and Masu Rao to take on Shadow, his protege Given, and the odd couple of Chicken Man and Retro 80's Yuppie. Before the match could begin a doctor had to reveal the results of a drug test on Chicken Man who has be accused of steroid use. The results came back negative but Mr. Poochyfud looked less then satisfied. Yuppie on the other hand looked angrier and bulkier then ever. The match itself was a high flying showcase with the fans completely behind Lovekick. Masu Rao picked up the upset win and a crazed Yuppie thrashed about the ring and ran directly into Masu Rao's Busaiku Knee Kick attempt. Mr. Poochyfud came out after the match with security to escort Chicken Man away once again.

The M's Style-Tracy feud continued in the next match when M's and TUE winner Erica teamed to take on Tracy and a mystery partner. At first the EBW Women's Champion was alone. The former champion tried to take this time to get in some offense but Tracy's partner popped out of the crowd and blindsided M's with a clothesline. M's quickly jumped up to stare down this new EBW fighter. She looked just as brutal as M's and the two slapped each other back and forth while Tracy turned her attention to Erica in the ring. Erica fought a style quite similar to M's and managed to hold her own. She made a slight screw up late in the match as M's tired to get back in the ring only to be knocked off the ropes by Erica who was bouncing off of them to deliver a clothesline to Tracy. The fight was anarchy and this new girl was bringing the pain. Eight minutes into the fight the lights went out just like they had at Zero Hour and when the lights came back on the new girl was bashing M's in the head with a sledgehammer once again. Erica dragged her heroine out of the ring as Tracy grabbed a mic.

Tracy: Looks like I have some extra muscle now M's! I would like to introduce you all to Val. She's a hardcore brawler that loves to inflict pain. Right now she has her sights set on M's Style. If you ever want to get to me again M's.....you'll have to go through her!

The cameras followed M's as she stormed to the back with Erica following closely behind.

Erica: M's please wait.....hey it's not like we lost.

M's Style: NOT LIKE WE LOST?!? What do you think that was out there Erica?! That wasn't a win. That was a joke! If this new girl is the one that caused me to lose my belt then she's at the top of my list!

Erica: Can I please mend your busted forehead?

M's Style: I don't want to be touched right now Erica! If I were you I'd stay away. You didn't exactly help my situation out there!

Erica: ....I'm sorry...

M's Style: .....no I'm sorry....You did fine. We just caught off guard. I just need some time alone for awhile.

Erica: Ok....

Nerdler: So M's do you....

M's Style: I SAID TIME ALONE!

Nervert: I love a chick when she's mad!

Nerf: Like a Klingon woman!

Nerdler: She's not screwing around guys run!!!

?: No need to apologize to the weak M's Style.

M's Style: What? Oh ....you again......

?: Let the anger flow through you. Don't fight it. It's helping you to rediscover your true potential. That which you have tired to hide has to come out.....sooner....or later.

Journey reunited to battle Captain Strong and the OPF but tonight would be the final battle as a team. MUNK Perry and Jonathan Tack teamed Jeff Andonuts to end their team in a big way as they took on the OPF and Franky, Rude, and Dave Larmore of Pokey Army. the match itself was very entertaining and all the teams were competitive. Journey was especially focused on the OPF and in the end Tack brought one final victory to Journey after hitting an STO on OPM #1. The crowd chanted for Journey as they embraced and wished each other well in their future plans.

King Pokey: All bow to the true King of EBW King Pokey! Tonight's been an interesting night and it's only getting started! We may not have won the last battle but it doesn't matter. Pokey Army has much bigger plans for tonight. We're here in full force. Poo's actually in his right mind tonight too.

Poo: I know...it's weird like I was in a trance or something. Especially whenever I saw Ness.

Tracy: But you're always like that.

Poo: I mean more so then normal. In any case I feel fine for the first time since Masked Lanta and his goons dragged me out of the ring a few weeks back. I feel better then ever really. Ready to dish out some punishment on Ness!

Franky: Well I'm sooo happy for you. While you were back here enjoying your health I was taking your place in the last match!

Poo: What are you getting at?

Franky: I'm just getting tired of picking up after your messes is all. Not just in the matches but behind the scenes too. Since you lost the 2nd Belt you've been slipping and I've been picking up the slack.

Poo: You what yourself Franky. You're forgetting who the heart of Pokey Army is!

Franky: Who? You? I don't think so! You're looking at the heart of this team punk!

Poo: Is that so?!

Franky: You better believe it! I'm not keeping my mouth shut anymore! I joined Pokey Army cause for my gain but I've gotten NOTHING since I joined! All because the protected and paranoid Poo is afraid of losing his spot!

Dave Larmore: *bleep* Now this is some metal *bleep*.

King Pokey: Calm down! Don't forget that we have a plan tonight! Get your egos and check and don't forget who is King around here. Now let's go!

Orange Kid: Excellent idea sir!

Dave Larmore: Screw this I'm going to get some beer.

Rude: Hey wait up!

The next match was a huge 4 team tag for the EBW Tag Team Championships. No one really knows why The Great KYO and Masked Lanta formed a partnership in the first place. Maybe for convenience, or maybe just for their own dark reasons but this "team" has seen some strain recently. Masked Lanta has taken control of KYO's minions on more then one occasion and has been MIA in recent conflicts involving KYO. KYO has been dominant in his singles career until finalling losing to Trevor at Zero Hour. Now he would attempt to defend his tag belt with Masked Lanta. Standing in the way of a title defense were the Sharks, BRASH who lost the belts to the current champions, and Tanooki W00t and his mystery partner. Before the match began W00t grabbed a mic...

Tanooki W00t: I have been promising people that I would deliver the goods tonight and bring the perfect partner. Being the genius that I am I believe I found that person. You're gonna love this. Ladies and Gentlemen my partner.......Brawler SWIFT!

The crowd rose to their feet as the former EBW Champions made his return to action. He would be stepping into the ring to fight the man who put him out of action, The Great KYO. The action was intense for this one. KYO really stepped it up and dominated early on against the other teams. Brash and the Sharks also fought hard but the odd couple team of W00t and SWIFT really shined. These former rivals were now putting on a great showing as a team. W00t's technial skills mixed with SWIFT's raw strength made for a tough combo. SWIFT came prepared for this fight and showed no signs of ring rust. Eventually SWIFT and KYO found themselves in the ring and the fight that was started months ago continued. SWIFT and KYO traded blows and the brawler was able to stand his ground. Apple Kid and Shark #2 took their fight outside the ring so it was all SWIFT and KYO. KYO was showing signs of injury from his battle with Trevor and SWIFT began to gain the upper hand. KYO was finally forced to tag in Masked Lanta but when he attempted to the enigmatic Lanta backed away from the ring. KYO actually had a look of shock on his face as Masked Lanta back up to the entrance. SWIFT took the opportunity and captured KYO in a Muscle Buster. The fans exploded and W00t encouraged him to do it again. So Brawler SWIFT picked up the man who put him out of action and dropped him with yet another Muscle Buster. 1-2-3! Tanooki W00t and Brawler SWIFT are the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! KYO quickly climbed to his feet and shot a cold stare at Masked Lanta who merely stared back before heading to the back. What is going on with these two now? The maniacal KYO can't be happy about losing both his titles. When The Great KYO is angry that spells trouble for EBW.

Backstage BRASH was heading to the locker room when they got an unexpected guest...

Apple Kid: Oh crap it's Bowser....Hey Bowser long time no see!

Bowser Jr. : Father?

Bowser: Long time no see indeed Apple head. Didn't I get you thrown in jail at one point? BWAHAHAH good times!

Apple Kid: Oh yeah a real laugh riot.

Bowser Jr. : What are you doing here?

Bowser: I came to bring you back to MKPW. I sent you here on an excursion and you've made me proud. You and the Apple guy held the tag belts and earned my respect. I think you're ready to had back home.

Bowser Jr. : Home? Back to MKPW huh?

Apple Kid: That's great! Congrats buddy!

Bowser Jr. : Yeah, this is great news. Been waiting to bust some skulls back in MKPW. Hey I have to admit it's been great teaming with you! You earned my respect Apple.

Apple Kid: It was a fun ride man. Good luck back in MKPW.

Bowser: And what about you Apple head....what are you going to do now?

Apple Kid: Hmmm I'm not sure. I'll find something to do.

Bowser: I can't believe I'm saying this but you've been impressing me lately. I must have been a good motivater BWAHAHAHA! You and my son were kind of losing traction but maybe in singles action you'll both get to make names for yourselves again.

Apple Kid: Hmmmm good idea.

Bowser: Of course it is! Later Apple head!

So the team of BRASH has disbanded, and after earning the respect of the Bowser clan Apple Kid is ready to move on to new experiences...

Next up was the highly anticipated rematch between C-X-J Champion Kirby and former champion Generator. After a season of The Ultimate EBW, Generator was ready to face his puffy foe once again. This match was even better then their first encounter. Generator was putting on a top notch performance and Kirby was holding his own as always. It was evident that he was still healing after losing the tag belts with Mallow at Zero Hour but that didn't stop him from entertaining the crowd. Kirby was back to his old cheerful self so the fans couldn't help but cheer both men. In the end though Generator proved that in this fight he was the better fighter and won the match with a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. Generator is the C-X-J Champion once again! Kriby raised Generator's hand in victory as the fans applauded both men for their effort. The rest of the division came out to celebrate as Kirby headed to the back. The belt is back in EBW hands!

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The time had now come for the big team battle. The elite of EBW would face off against the final contingent of NCW. The loss of Picky made this a 4 on 4 battle but it was epic none the less. The fighting was fast and intense as both teams were playing for keeps. The veteran Little Mac kicked off the eliminations early when he took out Protoman with a big Comet Punch. The brutal Wart returned the favor a couple of minutes later by laying out 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung with a brutal Powerbomb. Wario caused a big upset a few minutes after that with an elimination of Little Mac after a Shadow Valley Death Driver. With the odds now in NCW's favor Trevor and Ness had to step it up a notch. Viewtiful Trevor evened things back up with a Trevorplex! on Waluigi. Right after the pin Wart smashed the already injured Trevor into a turnbuckle. The weakened Global World Champion fought on but was eventually tagged in Ness who exploded into the ring and made short work of Wario with a PSI Rockin. Now the only thing standing in the way of victory was the giant wall known as Wart. The big green machine was able to easily throw around EBW's two heroes but they fought on and with the fans on their side they managed to subdue Wart with a double Trevorplex! That wasn't enough to keep Wart down though so Ness had no choice but to scoop up the behemoth and drop him with a ring shaking PSI Rockin. As the crowd cheered Generalissimo Pirkle ran down to the ring with a chair in hand. This caused Pokey Army to appear as if from nowhere to stop him. Franky and Poo caught him off guard and dropped him with a 3-D as King Pokey laughed. Ness forced Wart up one more time and hit the PK Thunderbomb! 1-2-3 and Team EBW wins the match and the war!!! The fans went crazy as the four members of Team EBW celebrated in the ring. Fireworks went off and confetti dropped for the ceiling as EBW finally defeated NCW.

?: Congratulations EBW...bravo! I knew you could do it!

Generalissimo Pirkle: What?

?: You toppled the wrestling empire of NCW like it was a house of cards. Exactly as I had hoped for.

Viewtiful Trevor: Wait...now I'm confused too.

Generalissiomo Pirkle: You said you wanted both promotions to burn!

?: No I want EBW strong! I want it to become the world leader in wrestling. I want it to go to new levels of success.

Generalissimo Pirkle: But.....you lied to me!

?: Thank you for your effort Pirkle but your sevices are no longer needed.

Generalissimo Pirkle: You can't do this to me!!!

?: Oh I'm afraid I can. You won't be needed for what I have planned.

Ness: Wait a minute! What you have planned? We just toppled your army. What more do you have.

Viewtiful Trevor: This is getting rediculous! Every week we have some new villain messing with us and every week we have to knock them down! Now their has to be some point where we run out of bad guys! I mean come on this is a wrestling promotion. Aren't we supposed to be wrestling?!

?: Indeed you should. Feel free to wrestle all you want. My plans take time. You're all pawns in my big game of chess. I wait patiently for my next move and then....checkmate.

Ness: You're bluffing!

?: We'll see! Enjoy this day EBW! I know I am!

Danny Leung: What a downer....I was just starting to feel happy too. *sigh*

Little Mac: Listen up you coward...always hiding in the shadows. I don't know anything about your "plans" but I do know that if you ever decide to come back and mess with these great fighters I will be here to stop you.

Viewtiful Trevor: Anybody who wants to mess with EBW needs to remember just one thing......We're ready for you!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. TUE Season 1 vs. Season 2
Paula/Nani beat Kumatora/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl (4:11) when Paula hit the PSI Rockin on Jan.
2. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Fuel/Masu Rao beat Shadow/Given/Chicken Man/80's Retro Yuppie (10:16) when Masu Rao hit a Busaiku Knee Kick on Retro Hippie.
3. Ultimate Grudge
M's Style/Erica beat Tracy/Val (8:33) via DQ.
4. Final JOURNEY
Jonathan Tack/MUNK Perry/Jeff Andonuts beat Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2 and Rude/Franky/Dave Larmore (16:49) when Jonathan Tack hit the STO on OPM #1.
5. EBW Tag Team Championship
Tanooki W00t/Brawler beat The Great KYO/Masked Lanta(c) and Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. and Shark #1/Shark #2 (20:41) when Brawler SWIFT hit the Muscle Buster on The Great KYO to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
6. EBW C-X-J Championship
"High Voltage" Generator beat Kirby(c) (19:36) with a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop to become the NEW EBW C-X-J Champion!
7. EBW vs. NCW ENDGAME Elimination Team Battle
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Little Mac/Danny Leung beat Wart/Wario/Waluigi/Protoman (20:04).
-Little Mac eliminated Protoman with a Comet Punch @ (5:13)
-Wart eliminated Danny Leung with a Powerbomb Pin @ (7:02)
-Wario eliminated Little Mac with a Shadow Valley Death Driver @ (9:44)
-Viewtiful Trevor eliminated Waluigi with a Trevorplex! @ (13:56)
-Ness eliminated Wario with a PSI Rockin @ (15:30)
-Ness eliminated Wart with a PK Thunderbomb @ (20:04)

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:42 pm

EBW Victory Party!

The EBW roster packed into Casa De Trevor today for a big victory celebration. The war against NCW is finally over and despite the cryptic last words of NCW's owner, everyone was all smiles expecially the new Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor and the returning Brawler SWIFT who won the tag belts with W00t on his first night back. It was truly a day of celebration as EBW has now cemented its place in wrestling history.

Mr. Poochyfud makes some roster cuts!

Earlier today Mr. Poochyfud was seen escorting 80's Retro Hippie and Chicken Man out of EBW HQ. We can now confirm that they have been released from the promotion. Just days after the big win against NCW and Mr. Poochyfud is already working on streamlining the company. The reasons behind the releases haven't been offically confirmed but we do believe that 80's Retro Hippie indeed tested positive for steroids and had to be let go. Chicken Man was cleared of earlier charges but was released anyway for not reporting Hippie's steroid use....even though we think he tried. This might be the first stage in more roster cuts. We'll give you an update on this story when we can.

EBW sending out a challenge to P+P!

Apple Kid, Jeff Andonuts, and Picky Minch appeared at EBW HQ today to lay down a challenge to the fledgling Power Play Wrestling. The three wrestlers have already been cleared to take the learning excursion and wish to use the opportunity as a way of creating a working partnership with P+P. Now that the wrestling empire has been overthrown expect much more interpromotional work to come.

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EBW and P+P reach working agreement!

EBW President Mr. Poochyfud made an appearance at Power Play Wrestling's HQ to speak with P+P Founder and Head Trainer Shing Kankichi. The two met to personally announce that EBW had reached a working agreement with P+P. Power Play Wrestling is a wrestling promotion specially set up for the students of the P+P School. The aim of the promotion is to provide a regular spotlight for the students to learn and gain experiance as they further their young wrestling careers. P+P utilizes lucha libre rules to set itself apart and it's roster of young stars are already top notch fighters. Talk of a working agreement between the two promotions began when Apple Kid, Jeff Andonuts, and Picky Minch decided to take an excursion to P+P. The reason being that they wanted to face some new fighters with new styles while at the same time helping out the rookies in the business. Their request was accepted during P+P's Indy Galaxy show. Apple Kid and Jeff Andonuts will appear at P+P's next show which has been titled Destination Earthbound.

Power Play Wrestling: Destination Earthbound
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown
1. Tamtin Vs Apple Kid [EBW]
2. Bullet Vs Red Devil
3. Rey Dorado Vs Zurf Zambada
4. Jeff Andonuts [EBW] & The Flying Elvises Vs Hoodlum & The Guapo Bros

The working agreement is working both ways as EBW has taken alot of interest in P+P Technico Rey Dorado. The young fighter will be heading to EBW to compete at this week's EBW: X-perience.

EBW: X-perience Card announced!

The next EBW X-perience card was announced today and from the looks of things the old EBW vs. Pokey Army feud is about to be re-ignited. After Franky and Poo stopped Generalissimo Pirkle from getting involved in the EBW vs. NCW endgame they were cheered by the fans but now Pokey Army is back to their heelish ways. Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor, 2008 Best of the Best of the Best Winner Ness, and wrestling legend Little Mac will join forces to take on the elite of Pokey Army in the main event. Also on the card we'll have two big women's matches with one of them featuring the in ring debut of Val. P+P's Rey Dorado will also make his EBW debut in the opening match. Shadow will introduce a new ally and he has assured us it will be a shocker! All of this and more on the next episode of EBW: X-perience!

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. Welcome to EBW Rey Dorado
Curry Man/Fuel/Rey Dorado vs. Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo/Masu Rao
2. Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Shadow/Given/?
3. M's Style/Erica vs. Kumatora/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl
4. Paula/Nani vs. Tracy/Val
5. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Danny Leung/Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t vs. Dave Larmore/Rude/Orange Kid
6. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Little Mac vs. King Pokey/Franky/Poo

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ATTENTION! EBW is ready to Sell Out!

Now that EBW is the global leader in wrestling it's time to pimp out the product to as many people as possible! Now as you all know EBW already has endorsement deals with Mach Pizza, Falcon Punch, and various other business ventures, but we're looking for more! To all the businesses out there we will pimp your product for a great price! Just look at some of the various ways EBW is going mainstream. First of all we have a new commercial coming out for a long distance phone service!

Man: Oh no I have to make a call but I don't have any change! I guess I'll have to dial 0.

Tanooki W00t: Don't touch that dial.

Brawler SWIFT: HEY! He said get your damn hand off the dial bitch!

Man: Ahhh!

Tanooki W00t: Why dial 0 when you could just dial 1-800-Call EBW!

Man: Wh......what?

Brawler SWIFT: Are you deaf pansy! He said dial 1-800-Call EBW!

Tanooki W00t: It's really a great deal! The first minute is free....except for 5 dollars! Each additional minute will cost alot more!

Man: Oh wow......what a....deal...

Brawler SWIFT: DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

Man: Ahhh don't kill me!

Viewtiful Trevor: So remember when you need to make a long distance call and you don't want SWIFT to bust open your face dial 1-800-Call EBW! BOOSH!

EBW is also getting exposure in the day time television market. Take for example this special episode of The Jimmy Swift Show where Dr. Phil appeared as a special guest host to talk with EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection!

Sal Paradise: My parents were never really there for me!

Dr. Phil: Now tell me Sal how does that make you feel?

Sal Paradise: It makes me....it makes me......waaaaaaa!!!

Dr. Phil: That's good Sal let it all out. Now in Texas men don't cry like that but it's ok on the show.

Jamie OD: Oh wow Sal you sure are crying alot. Why don't you dry those tears with new Puffy brand tissues.

Sal Paradise: Ok.....wow those tissues sure are soft....and affordable!

Brawler SWIFT recently had some off time while he was recovering from an injury and during that time he took part in the taping of his own action film! Here is a sneak peak!

When innocent people are in danger....

He brings justice with fury....

SWIFT FURY!

Bad Guy: SWIFT! Nooooooo!

SWIFT: Your ass is about to get pwned!

EXTREME ACTION! EXTREME VIOLENCE! EXTREME.....NUDITY!

Woman #1: SWIFT make love to me! Hurry!

Woman #2: No SWIFT make love to me!

SWIFT: Hey babes their is enough SWIFT to go around! ;)

BRAWLER SWIFT STARS IN: SWIFT FURY!

So their you have it! EBW is ready to pimp out your product! EBW IS SELLING OUT!

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EBW in P+P Results! New Faction Formed!

Apple Kid, Jeff Andonuts, and Picky Minch made their anticipated first trip to P+P as they took part in their Destination Earthbound show. The young lions of P+P had a mixed reaction over the inclusion of the EBW talent. The technicos welcomed them while the rudo Hoodlum was less then enthused about it...

The interpromotional action made this a very exciting show. Apple Kid took on the high flying technico Tamtin in the opener and won in a top notch contest after he unveiled his new Apple Bombing finisher (Top Rope Senton). After the match the two shook hands in a show of respect.

P+P's rising star Rey Dorado is heading to EBW as part of the talent exchange but first he had to battle rudo Zurf Zambada in a highly spirited contest. Zurf wanted to take his place and go to EBW but it was not to be as Rey won the match with his Full Circle finisher.

Jeff Andonuts joined forces with The Flying Elvises to take on the rudo team of Hoodlum and The Guapo Brothers. It was another exciting match and in a big upset Hoodlum got the pin on Jeff after using his Chaos Theory finisher. It was a great night for P+P and the EBW interaction has only just begun.

Power Play Wrestling: Destination Earthbound
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Apple Kid [EBW] defeated Tamtin (10:15) with the Apple Bombing.
2. Bullet Vs Red Devil fought to a Double Countout (17:26).
3. Rey Dorado defeated Zurf Zambada (8:51) with the Full Circle.
4. Hoodlum & The Guapo Bros defeated Jeff Andonuts [EBW] & The Flying Elvises (24:57) when Hoodlum pinned Jeff with the Chaos Theory.

Jeff Andonuts, Apple Kid, and Picky Minch have only just begun their excursion in P+P. The three have now formed a new faction, calling themselves the Young Gunz. The Young Gunz have aligned themselves with the P+P technicos and hope to continue to make an impact in Power Play Wrestling

In other EBW/P+P news Rey Dorado has made his way to Onett to take part in the upcoming episode of X-perience. The rising star will be teaming with some of EBW's best new talent and hopes to learn alot from the experience.

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Nerdler: Nerdler here with...

King Pokey: Quiet Nerdler! We're having a crisis here! You two need to calm down right now!

Poo: You think you're tough stuff Franky but you're a joke! You were EBW Heavyweight Champion once and you were NEVER able to get the title back...PATHETIC!

Rude: Word.

Poo: Exactly.....word...hehe.

Franky: Watch what you say or I'll cut out your tounge! At least I was champion ONCE. You've never even been close to the title!

Tracy: You watch what you say to my Pookins!

Franky: Pookins? HAHAHA!

Poo: I'll say whatever I want! You're not the boss of me! I'm my own boss. I don't give respect I demand it.

Rude: Now that's what I call a playa pimp!

King Pokey: Umm hello? I'M THE BOSS HERE!

Franky: ...Yeah.....right....

Poo: If you say so.

King Pokey: This is crazy! My army is tearing itself apart! Has anyone seen Dave Larmore?

Orange Kid: Ummm yes sir. I think he's done with Pokey Army. Last I heard he was off to the bar.

King Pokey: He's not done he's just drunk. Go and get him! We need him for tonight when we take on EBW! Tell him we have beer or something!

Orange Kid: You got it sir!

King Pokey: Jeez....this is madness.

Nerdler: No...THIS IS EBW: X-PERIENCE!

King Pokey: .........you're an idiot......

It's a new age in EBW where anything can happen! That became quite obvious when the show opened as it looks like Pokey Army is on the verge of implosion! But the night was just beginning. The in ring action kicked off with a high spirited 6-man C-X-J tag match. This match also marked the EBW debut of P+P's rising star Rey Dorado. He teamed with Curry Man and TUE Season 2 winner Fuel as they battled Funky Afro Ninja, Kung Foo, and Masu Rao. The action was intense and the fighters were really showing what they could do. Especially Rey Dorado, who impressed the EBW fans with his high flying antics and quick style. It would be the P+P star who would decide the match when got the pin on Kung Foo after hitting his Full Circle finisher. A great showing from one of P+P's best and brightest. The action wasn't over yet as Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo looked less then happy about the loss. The normally quiet duo yelled at Masu Rao even though it was Kung Foo who was pinned. Rey Dorado tried to shake their hands but they just looked at him and walked away. What an uncharacteristic shocker!

Speaking of shockers, a big shock came in the next match when long lost member of the EBW roster made a surprise return as Shadow and Given's mystery partner.

Generator: Ok Shadow, who is this big partner you and your little masochistic buddy have? Lovekick and I are ready for whoever you've gotten. Who is it? Those goofy guys you used to pal around with? What were their names? I can't remember but I know one of em thought they were a pirate.

Shadow: Oh you're not going to be ready for this! I found an "old friend" who has been lurking in the shadows waiting for the right moment to come back to EBW. So I figured I would be the one to offer the olive branch and get him on my side. Introducing our tag partner........"TREASURE HUNTER" HOT!

Sure enough the former C-X-J Champion "Treasure Hunter" HOT had finally returned to EBW, but no one expected him to return on Shadow's side! Generator and Lovekick were shocked by the reappearance of HOT. The former champ showed no signs of ring rust and formed a strong team with Shadow and Given. The champion team fought hard but the sudden shock of HOT's return had them off of their game and in what could be considered an upset, HOT won the match after hitting his Too HOT to handle Cradleshock on the C-X-J Champion! Generator, Jamie OD, and Sal Paradise were still at a loss for words as HOT made his way up the entrance ramp. Nerdler and The Nerd Squad came out to try and interview HOT but he quickly delivered a series of superkicks to the nerds and sent them packing! What has become of HOT and where has he been?

The next two matches were both women's tag matches. Former champion M's Style and her "protege" of sorts, TUE Winner Erica took on TUE contestants Kumatora and Jan the Mach Pizza Girl first. The three TUE Season 2 girls put on an impressive display but M's stole the show with her brutal moves devastating attacks. She was not holding back on her opponents and you had to guess she was taking out her frustrations on them. Just before the ten minute mark she sealed the deal and pinned Jan the Mach Pizza Girl. After the match she still looked angry and began to kick and punch at the turnbuckles. Finally M's calmed down and shook hands with her opponents before grabbing a mic.

M's Style: Tracy, you and your new friend have me PISSED OFF! You have taken something from me and I WANT IT BACK! You want this feud to go further?! Fine, let's destroy each other but let's do it in the ring for that belt! This new friend of yours wants to get in on the action too? Fine! I'll go through her first. Val you like to attack with a sledgehammer when my back is turned. How about when I'm looking right at you? Do you have the guts to try it then? If you do then accept my challenge. Face me in a match! Not a normal match....not a cage match....not even a hardcore match. Face me in an unsanctioned match! No rules and no consequences for what I'm going to do to you!

EBW Women's Champion Tracy and her new muscle Val were up next as they took on Paula and Nani. This was another one sided affair with Paula and Nani getting caught off guard by the strength and ability of Val. This was ended rather quickly when Val dropped Paula with a Piledriver. After the fight Tracy grabbed a mic.

Tracy: Last time I checked M's you're not in position to demand anything! You think Val is afraid of you? HA! If Val were to agree to this demand you would be out of my hair after she beat you into submission and put you in the hospital. So I fully support this match. But it's really up to Val. So Val, what do you say?

Val: ....You're on.......

As Val accepted the challenge the camera suddenly switched to backstage as The Great KYO was beating down the defenseless Nerdler!

The Great KYO: HAHAHA! You've done it now! Now you've really made us mad! Now we speak with one voice and we have one goal.....DESTRUCTION!!! That which kept KYO contained is now gone. THE DEMON IS UNLEASHED ON EBW HAHAHAHA!!! Masked Lanta....their is nothing we won't do to find you. We know you are here.....a wolf hiding amongst the sheep. WE WILL FIND YOU! WE WILL TEAR APART EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE TO GET TO YOU MASKED LANTA! WE WILL FIND YOU!

In one of two 6-man events, EBW 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung teamed up the EBW Tag Team Champions, the returning Brawler SWIFT and Tanooki W00t as they battled a contingent from Pokey Army. Orange Kid had managed to find Dave Larmore but the fighter was in such a drunked stupor that he had to be carried out by Rude. Hard hitting heavyweight action ensued with SWIFT leading the charge. Rude was the most impressive of his team, especially when he stepped into the ring with his rival of sorts Tanooki W00t. Larmore was much too drunk to compete and ended up wandering away to the back before coming out with more beer. Late in the match Orange Kid and SWIFT were the legal men as W00t fought Rude out on the floor. Orange Kid tried to run for his life but a dropkick by Danny Leung sent him straight into SWIFT who then proceeded to drop Orange with a Muscle Buster. 1-2-3 and Team EBW wins the battle. Danny celebrated in the ring as SWIFT chased away Orange Kid and W00t continued to brawl with Rude. That's when The Sharks ran down to the ring and shockingly attacked Danny Leung! The crowd gasped as the Metal Rush members attacked an ally. Ness ran out to the ring to ask what was going on. The Sharks ignored him and continued their assault. They left Danny lying in a pool of his own blood before getting up in Ness's face. At once they both yelled "I QUIT!" and walked off. What has gotten into The Sharks?

Before the final match of the evening Reno and Mr. Poochyfud addressed the EBW fans.

Reno: Hello EBW fans we're here to talk about the "Global Announcement" that Mr. Poochyfud is almost ready to make but first we would like to assure you that Nerdler is going to make a full recovery after the beating he suffered a the hands of KYO.

Mr. Poochyfud: Now onto the subject at hand. I have a big announcement to make concerning something that is bigger then just EBW. But I not going to make it just yet. I will make the offical announcement on the next X-cite! Now, enjoy the rest of the show!

The main event saw more EBW vs. Pokey Army action as Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor, 2008 Best of the Best of the Best Winner Ness, and wrestling legend Little Mac took on King Pokey and the feuding teammates Poo and Franky. Despite the clashes going on within Pokey Army they still managed to put that aside and fight Team EBW together, but Poo and Franky were constantly trying to one up each other. Unfortunatly for Pokey Army they were taking on Little Mac who stepped it up and reminded them that they were taking on a legend. Trevor and Ness also brought their A-game. Both teams were battling it out and the fans were on fire with excitement but then The Sharks once again made their way out to the ring! Team EBW was ready to fight them off but they quickly turned their attention to Poo! Pokey demanded them to stop but Franky insisted that they continued and joined in! The entire Pokey Army other then Larmore filled the ring as Trevor, Ness, and Mac looked on quite puzzled. Rude, Tracy, and Val fended of the Sharks and a staredown ensued. King Pokey and Orange Kid tried to keep the peace but the damage was already done. Franky and the Sharks had reunited and the other members of Pokey Army had sided with Poo. The battle lines are now drawn and one faction has splittered into two!

EBW: X-perience
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. Welcome to EBW Rey Dorado
Curry Man/Fuel/Rey Dorado beat Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo/Masu Rao (15:16) when Rey Dorado hit the Full Circle on Kung Foo.
2. Shadow/Given/"Treasure Hunter" HOT beat Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (13:09) when HOT hit the Too HOT to handle Cradleshock on Generator.
3. M's Style/Erica beat Kumatora/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl (9:44) when M's Style hit the Go 2 Sleep on Jan the Mach Pizza Girl.
4. Tracy/Val beat Paula/Nani (6:18) when Val hit the Piledriver on Paula.
5. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Danny Leung/Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t beat Dave Larmore/Rude/Orange Kid (10:38) when Brawler SWIFT hit the Muscle Buster on Orange Kid.
6. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Little Mac vs. King Pokey/Franky/Poo (14:01) went to a No Contest.

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More P+P news!

The Young Gunz of EBW, Apple Kid, Jeff Andonuts, and Picky Minch will continue their excursion in P+P at the next show which looks to be a stacked card. Jeff Andonuts will open the show when he takes on Zurf Zambada. Apple Kid will try to go 2-0 in P+P when he takes on Bullet. The biggest match however will be Picky Minch versus the man who wants the Young Gunz out of EBW, Hoodlum. Hoodlum considers P+P his territory and will do whatever it takes to force the Young Gunz out!

Power Play Wrestling: Path To Destruction
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Jeff Andonuts [EBW] Vs Zurf Zambada
2. Mono Loco [CBA] Vs Rocky Guapo
3. Bullet Vs Apple Kid [EBW]
4. Tamtin Vs Billy Guapo
5. Flying Elvises Vs Latino Nation [CBA]
6. Picky Minch [EBW] Vs Hoodlum
7. Rey Dorado Vs Destruction Dave [IG]

In other news EBW was so impressed with the performance of Rey Dorado that they have asked him back to compete on the next X-cite. P+P has allowed it and the rising star will be back for more EBW action.

EBW X-cite Card Revealed!

After the shocking events of X-perience, the fallout will now be felt on X-cite. The show is stacked from top to bottom with big matches. The fighters of the C-X-J divison will clash in the opening bout. It will be 5-on-5 warfare as Team Generator faces Team Shadow. Rey Dorado returns to EBW to fight on Team Generator's side while Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo join HOT in the list of surprising turns to Team Shadow. The women's divison will go all out in the second match when they have their first over the top rope rumble. The winner of the rumble will face Tracy for the Women's Championship on the same show where M's Style will face Val in an unsanctioned match. The show has yet to be detirmined. The team of Journey is now offically disbanded and that means Munk and Tack have dropped their Journey names. MUNK Perry is now CP Munk again and will team with the popular tag champs SWIFT and W00t to take on the Onett Police Force. Jonathan Tack is now going by Tack Angel and will have a big opportunity as he takes on Danny Leung for the 2nd Belt Championship. The Pokey Army is divided and fighting amongst itself but King Pokey and Orange Kid are still hellbent on domination. The Global World Champion and Best of the Best of the Best 2008 winner stand in their way. In the main event the clashing factions of Pokey Army will duke it out when Franky and Shark #1 take on Poo and Rude. Plus be sure to tune in for Mr. Poochyfud's big "global announcement". An action packed X-cite is coming your way!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J 5-on-5 WARFARE!
Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Curry Man/Rey Dorado vs. Shadow/Given/"Treasure Hunter" HOT/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo
2. Women's Rumble
Nani vs. Paula vs. Tracy vs. Kumatora vs. Erica vs. Jan the Mach Pizza Girl vs. Val vs. M's Style
3. CP Munk/Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Danny Leung(c) vs. Tack Angel
5. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness vs. King Pokey/Orange Kid
6. An Army Divided
Franky/Shark #1 vs. Poo/Rude

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SWIFT FURY World Premiere Party!

EBW.com and the EBW roster were all on hand for the world premiere screening of Brawler SWIFT's feature film debut SWIFT FURY! Fans crowded the streets of Fourside as the wrestlers entered the Topalla Theater to see what is already being called a smash hit by the nerds who leaked a copy of the flick onto the interwebz. First onto the red carpet was Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor and girlfriend former EBW Women's Champion M's Style. Unfortunately Poo and Tracy were not far behind. Poo's obviously whipped as he is holding Tracy's belt for her. To make things worse Nervert was on the scene to conduct interviews.

Nervert: Oh excuse me Trevor....M's! Care to talk about the movie?

M's Style: Shouldn't you wait till we've actually seen the flick before asking us about it?!

Nervert: oh yeah......you're hot when you're annoyed....

M's Style: What was that?

Nervert: ...nothing...So Trevor, I understand you make a cameo appearance in the film. Care to talk about it?

Viewtiful Trevor: Yeah I made an appearance and I looked fan-freakin-tastic! Also the band I'm in LARIAT provided much of the soundtrack, but this night is about SWIFTY.

Nervert: Care to tell us a little about the plot?

Viewtiful Trevor: Honestly I'm as much in the dark about most of it as you. But I can tell you that SWIFT rocks in this movie. Speaking of SWIFT, where is that badass?

Poo: Heh maybe he realised that his movie sucks and he's too afraid to show his face.

Viewtiful Trevor: M's, is it me or did things just start to suck around here?

M's Style: Ya know I'm getting the same feeling.

Poo: Oh ha ha! You two are a couple of clowns!

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey Poo, you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Poo: Hey you watch what you say to me Trevor! You have no idea what kind of hurting I can put on you! I bet you're real scared right now.

Viewtiful Trevor: I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Poo: WHY YOU!

Tracy: Poo, you should calm down. All these two are is talk! Isn't that right M's...or should I say former champion M's. Hey M's what do you think of my new dress? Tell me, does it make my ass look big?

M's Style: No.....your fat makes your ass look big.

Tracy: WHY YOU!

Poo: Tracy, maybe YOU should calm down now.

Tracy: Come on Pooky, let's go inside with all the other beautiful people.

Viewtiful Trevor: If you ask me, I'm with the hottest person at this party.

Nervert: I AGREE! Does that I mean I get to touch her?

Viewtiful Trevor: No that means you get a backhand BOOSH!

Finally the star of the movie, Brawler SWIFT made his way down the red carpet...

Nervert: Oh thank goodness you finally made it SWIFT! The movie is about to start.

Tanooki W00t: SWIFT and I had to make a little stop and pick up some friends for the showing.

Nervert: Oh are these lovely young ladies your co-stars in the movie?

Brawler SWIFT: No these are just two ladies who dig me. They also seem into Tanooki W00t over there.

Tanooki W00t: Chicks dig the suit.

Nervert: So what can you tell us about the movie?

Brawler SWIFT: It's the best movie in the history of movies......that is all.

Nervert: Cool! Can I go watch it with you?

Brawler SWIFT: NO.

Nervert: Oh come on pleeeeeeeease?

Brawler SWIFT: Ok sure why n.....NO!

We can't tell you much about the movie yet till it sees worldwide release but we can present you with the opening video to the movie as a little sample of what the EBW wrestlers saw tonight. ENJOY!

Opening Video to SWIFT Fury - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaPuKzh0D0

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Young Gunz in P+P Results!

The EBW Young Gunz returned to Power Play Wrestling for its Path To Destruction show. The Young Gunz weren't the only guests to this P+P show as fighters from Competición Brillante Atlética and Indy Galaxy also competed on the card. P+P is the place to be right now and EBW is in the mix. Jeff Andonuts opened the show as he took on P+P Rudo Zurf Zambada. Zurf was using every dirty tactic in the book but Jeff fought and managed to win after escaping the Zurf's Up finisher hitting a Swinging DDT before finishing his opponent off with his new finisher the Andonuts Launch Flying Tornado DDT. A great win for Jeff. The new finisher is already a sign that the excursion is paying off. It was a long night for the other two members of Young Gunz however as Apple Kid fell to the talented technico Bullet after a highly spirited contest that ended following a Russian Roulette. Hoodlum was once again a thorn in the side of EBW's team as he shut down the youngest member of Young Gunz after hitting his Chaos Theory finisher. After the match Hoodlum grabbed Picky by the neck and continued his attack until Jeff Andounts & Apple Kid ran down and chased him off. As Picky was helped to the back, he yelled "This isn't over!" Another big show for P+P and the Young Gunz.

Power Play Wrestling: Path To Destruction
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Jeff Andonuts [EBW] defeated Zurf Zambada (8:58) with the Andonuts Launch.
2. Rocky Guapo defeated Mono Loco [CBA] (5:36) with the Paparazzi Flash.
3. Bullet defeated Apple Kid [EBW] (11:14) with the Russian Roulette.
4. Tamtin defeated Billy Guapo (15:27) with an Atmosphere.
5. Latino Nation [CBA] defeated Flying Elvises (16:12) when Mr. Latino pinned Presley with a Latino Clutch.
6. Hoodlum defeated Picky Minch [EBW] (14:33) with the Chaos Theory.
7. Destruction Dave [IG] defeated Rey Dorado (20:21) with the Path To Destruction.

EBW Sells out some more!

EBW.com has learned that the new 1-800-Call EBW phone service is doing so well that they are now promoting it in other regions of the world. Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor has just completed a commercial that will air in Edo. It is strange to say the least but it's marketed towards the people of Edo so.......here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCTQD1W3XEM

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EARLIER TODAY

Nerdler: Hello EBW fans. Nerdler here....a little bruised and beaten but still alive. I'm with Mr. Poochyfud and Reno cause they have a very important announcement to make.

Reno: That's right Nerdler! Let me be the first to say I'm surprised to see you back so soon after your beating at the hands of KYO.

Nerdler: .....I ran out of sick days.

Mr. Poochyfud: Suck it up Nerdler we have guards standing by in case KYO feels the need to go on another rampage. Anyways, the time has finally come for my global announcement. That announcement is that E-1 season has come upon us once again and this year things are going to be a little different. This year for instance we will have an E-1 Tag Climax first before the big E-1 Climax tournament. Last year we had teams of three but this year it will be tag teams of two. The reason this is a global announcement is because I have invited several other promotions into the tournaments. This way the winners will really be the top team in the world! We'll also have the women's division take part in both E-1 competitions. So get ready EBW fans the time for E-1 has come again! As for the roster...time to form teams and get prepared for the first ever E-1 Tag Team Climax.

LATER IN THE DAY BUT STILL EARLIER TODAY

Poo: Franky, you have no idea what kind of war you have started. You could've just sit back let me shine like I deserve to but noooooo. You had to grow a pair and step up. I guess I should thank you though. Because of our little war I am now my own man once again and ready to lead my own army. I'm tired of serving that fat pig! I'm the king of EBW! Better then that.....I'm the Don of EBW and this....is my Iron Mafia!

Rude: Word!

Poo: Yeah..haha...WORD! Rude, I want to thank you for joining me and showing me how to be......thugnificent!

Rude: Now you be bankin brotha!

Poo: Yeah...I mean WORD! Now I've got bling bling just like my....brotha..Rude! As leader of the Iron Mafia I'm all about making cash and taking over EBW but first I'm going to take.....Franky....DOWN!

Tracy: You tell em Pooky!

Val: Heh

Rude: Pooky?

EVEN LATER THEN THE LAST TIME BUT STILL EARLIER TODAY

Franky: Poo, you've gotten yourself in way over your head! You have NEVER been a world champion but I HAVE! You have NEVER run a faction of your own but I HAVE! The Sharks were tired of taking orders and so was I. Before we were in EBW we were a bunch of hooligans. I missed that! I missed painting the town red...or in our case BLACK! Now we're back to our old ways. S.T.U 2.0 you could say. We've even recruited a new member! I present to you Sharkette!

Sharkette: Hiiiiiiiii! ^_^

Shark #1: Jeez she is so freaking HOT!

Shark #2: Oh man I know.......I know.

Franky: She's a deadly little vixen who is more then ready to step into the women's division and take on your chicks Poo. I also know that you've been trying to recruit some C-X-J stars. I have been too. See anything you've got....I've got. The only difference is that I am BETTER then you punk! S.T.U versus Iron Mafia.....it's war ya losers!

EBW X-cite Theme- Go into the Water (M's Style Edit) http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHLIkmrK1aI

An army is divided and war is declared all as EBW enters "E-1 Season", quite possibly the most anticipated time of the year. This year tag teams would collide first with both men and women getting to compete in seperate round robin tournaments. You just knew that backstage alliances were being formed to prepare for the upcoming tournament. But tonight the stars of EBW put on a stacked show with alot at stake.

The opening contest was a 5-on-5 tag match between Team Generator (Generator, Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, Curry Man and P+P's Rey Dorado) and Team Shadow (Shadow, Given, "Treasure Hunter" HOT, Funky Afro Ninja, and Kung Foo). "Treasure Hunter" HOT made a surprise return to EBW last week and aligned himself with Shadow for reasons we do not yet know. Now it seems that Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo have done the same. This fast, high energy match got the crowd going right from the start. Rivals Generator and Shadow opened the match with a quick exchange of dropkicks and arm drags. Then things got interesting when Generator hit an Enzuigiri on Shadow and sent him into the corner where he tagged in HOT. The once energenic star slowly climbed into the ring and starred down Generator. The stare down lasted for several seconds before HOT rushed the other side of the ring and unleashed a flurry of elbows on Generator and sent him into his corner after a dropkick. This exchange continued for several minutes as each team tagged in a new member after a quick burst of fighting. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo were both uncharacteristicly heelish in their tactics and doubled teamed the opposition often. Given's high tolerance to pain allowed him to stay in the ring for a long period and wear down Team Generator as they tried hard to wear the masochist down. On Generator's team everyone fought fluidly like a well oiled machine but the tactics of Team Shadow were putting them at a disadvantage. P+P's Rey Dorado once again impressed the fans with his high flying moves and fighting spirit. Late in the match it was down to HOT and Curry Man. Curry tried to do his dance to pump up the fans, but HOT used a ref distraction to his advantage and gouged Curry Man in the eyes. This allowed him to hit the Too Hot too Handle Cradleshock. Shadow made the blind tag and picked up Curry Man and dropped him back down again with a Shadow Driver. 1-2-3 and Team Shadow won the match. A shouting match began between the teams except for HOT as he quickly headed off to the back. Nerdler tried to get an interview but once again HOT wasn't interested.

Nerdler: HOT, if I could just have a minute of your time......HOT!

Funky Afro Ninja: Oh sure interview HOT but why not us?

Nerdler: Pardon?

Kung Foo: Yeah why not us?

Nerdler: Well yeah I want to get a few words from you guys too. What is with your recent actions and alignment with Shadow?

Funky Afro Ninja: First of all we aren't aligned with Shadow! Secondly we shouldn't have to explain our actions. I think it's very obvious.

Nerdler: Ummm...well please enlighten us.

Kung Foo: We have been teaming together for months and putting on incredible matches.

Funky Afro Ninja: We fought Shadow when we was the unstoppable "bully" of the C-X-J division.

Kung Foo: We are former EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions!

Funky Afro Ninja: I was almost the 2008 Best of the C-X-J winner!

Nerdler: Yes.....and?

Funky Afro Ninja: We still haven't gotten any respect. We're treated like jobbers! We've been shy and quiet, patiently waiting for our big break but if you don't have a voice in this business no one is going to care about who you are or what you do. Well how about now? Is my voice loud enough for you to hear me yet?

Kung Foo: We're GREAT wrestlers and we deserve respect! We've recieved an offer from a group that is all about respect! The Iron Mafia! I'm happy to say that we've accepted.

Funky Afro Ninja: Wait.....wait a minute hold on! We what?!

Kung Foo: We accepted the offer to join the Iron Mafia.

Funky Afro Ninja: But....I was under the impression that we would join S.T.U!

Kung Foo: Why join S.T.U?

Funky Afro Ninja: Because S.T.U is the dominant faction! They're going to win the impending feud!

Kung Foo: Ha! I don't think so. Don Poo is from Dalaam like me and he trained me early on. I know exactly how strong he is. He will lead the Iron Mafia to victory!

Funky Afro Ninja: Oh is that so?!

Kung Foo: yeah that is so!

Funky Afro Ninja: Well then...we'll just have to find out! I was given an offer by S.T.U and I'm taking it!

Kung Foo: FINE! I'm going to the Iron Mafia where I can get respect....and bling!

Funky Afro Ninja: FINE!

Kung Foo: FINE!

Nerdler: Ummmm what just happened here?

Next up was the highly anticipated first ever Women's Rumble match! The winner would become the #1 Contender and take on Tracy during the same show that M's Style takes on Val in an unsanctioned match. All the women started the match off in the ring and when the bell rang the action immediately began with M's and Tracy rushing the center of the ring. M's "protege" Erica kept Val busy while the rest of the EBW women were attempting eliminations. Jan the Mach Pizza Girl was the first to go after taking a hard clothesline from Kumatora. She is still having trouble finding her place in EBW other then being the girlfriend of Fuel. Kumatora then continued the momentum by scooping up Nani and chucking her out of the ring. Val delivered a headbutt that sent Erica to the mat and she dropkicked Kumatora out of the ring. Paula had kept under the radar for most of the match but now she was gunning for Tracy and almost eliminated the Women's champ a couple times. Late in the match M's and Val started wailing away at each other while Paula, Tracy, and Erica were all exchanging blows. Erica and Tracy joined forces for a brief moment to toss Paula out of the ring. That's when Tracy ran to the other side of the ring hit M's with a clothesline that sent her flying over the ropes, but she managed to grab Val and take her with her. Tracy tried to grab Val and pull her back up and this allowed Erica to sneak up and eliminate Tracy! The TUE Season 2 Women's winner is now the #1 contender to Tracy's belt! M's looked quite angry over the loss but shook it off and congratulated Erica who tired to give her hero a victory kiss but she was once again shut down.

In the third match of the evening CP Munk returned to his straight edge chipmunk roots as he teamed with the movie star Brawler SWIFT and Tanooki W00t, the EBW Tag Team Champions, as they faced off against the Onett Police Force. This match was relatively short as the OPF was completely outclassed by the energized CP Munk and the tag champs. Anarchy broke out several times with all the wrestlers brawling at the same time. Late in the match SWIFT delivered a vicious kick to OPM #1 while W00t bashed OPM #2 with his Tanooki Tail. CP Munk and his rival Captain Strong exchanged blows in the corner before CP Munk gained the upper hand and hit the Anaconda Cross Driver on Strong. Then he rushed over to the center of the ring and captured OPM #1 in his new submission finisher the Acorn Vice. OPM #1 tapped quickly and Munk, SWIFT, and W00t were victorious!

Suddenly the lights in the arena went out in the arena and they were replaced by an orange strobe effect. This went on for several seconds before the lights came back on. Then the monitors switched to the backstage...

Ness: You're probably wondering what we're doing with the strobe effects and the dramatic entrance and what not.

Viewtiful Trevor: Well we're gonna tell ya!

Ness: See as of last week Metal Rush has been disbanded once and for all. The Sharks decided to join back up with Franky and cause some trouble in EBW. Then Poo made a faction of his own with the very same intentions.

Viewtiful Trevor: So we figured that their were enough factions trying to cause trouble....we might as well try to cause a litle CHAOS! It's time to shake things up a bit in EBW. Add some more excite with a dash of tomfoolery and hijinks!

Ness: So Trevor and I decided to form a faction of our own!

Viewtiful Trevor: The FIRST faction to include both of us! The Global World Champion and the 2008 Best of the Best of the Best Winner! You can call us......ChaotiX! We're a new faction just like Iron Mafia and S.T.U 2.0 but subtract the suckage!

Ness: We're not doing it alone though. The lovely Paula has joined us.

Viewtiful Trevor: As has Sexy Strong Style herself, M's Style.

Paula: Choas....hehe sounds like fun.

M's Style: Today's forecast......Chaotic with a heavy chance of PAIN!

Viewtiful Trevor: BOOSH!

Ness: Oh yeah, you can count on me and Trevor throwing our names into the E-1 Tag Team Climax as will M's Style and Paula! Time for Chaos folks!

Viewtiful Trevor: Oooooo yeeeah! This just got real!

Another highly anticipated match saw TUE Season 1 Winner and 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung made his first title defense against Tack Angel. Tack made waves in singles competition before joing Journey and going the tag route. Now he is back in the singles division and after making it to the semi finals of the 2008 Best of the Best of the Best tournament, he was ready to gain singles gold. The fans were reall entertained by this one. Danny and Tack exchanged alot of holds and locks and seemed dead even in the technical department. This one had the makings of a match of the year candidate....unfortuanately this is when The Great KYO decided to make his way out to the ring. Tack was knocked out the ring by a dropkick and Danny was ready to leap out to him but KYO rushed into the ring and put a beating on the 2nd Belt Champ. Tack tried to climb back into the ring to help Danny but KYO delivered a vicious heabutt that sent him back to the ground. Danny's forehead was cut open badly as KYO continued his assault. Then the clearly insane KYO grabbed a mic.

The Great KYO: Laaaaaaaaantaaaaaa.....come out come out wherever you are.... WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE HAHAHAHAHAHA! WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOU NO MATTER WHAT! HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHA!

The Great KYO's maniacal diatribe ended with him attacking the cameraman and running off into the crowd. KYO has lost it!

Next up was a big match pitting the remnants of Pokey Army (King Pokey and Orange Kid) against the new faction ChaotiX!

Pokey and Orange are all that is left of the Pokey Army and they tried to take their frustrations out on the new faction ChaotiX, but Trevor and Ness were on the top of their games and outclassed their opponents. The match was exciting in that the fans got to see the new "chaotic energy" of Trevor and Ness and it was also relatively short, as Trevor managed to submit Orange Kid rather easily after unleashing his newest movie The Viewtiful Special! After the match Ness got on the mic.

Ness: This is just the beginning folks! ChaotiX is on the hunt for Iron Mafia and S.T.U 2.0! EBW's about to become....Chaotic!

Next up was the main event and it was a very odd one to say the least. For the first time in EBW the heels were fighting each other! Poo and Rude were representing the new Iron Mafia and Franky and Shark #1 were representing S.T.U 2.0. The two heel factions engaged in a bloody brawl. This was the first time that Poo and Franky had a chance to get their hands on each other so you better believe they spent alot of time in the ring. Both teams busted out the dirty tactics and neither side was gaining ground. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo made their way out to ringside to join their new respective teams. The crowd was not picking sides on this one and just decided to boo both teams. In a surprise outcome the match was ended in a time limit draw! The fighting only escalated after the match though and it seems that this feud has just begun!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J 5-on-5 WARFARE!
Shadow/Given/"Treasure Hunter" HOT/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Curry Man/Rey Dorado(14:06) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Curry Man.
2. Women's Rumble
Erica beat Nani, Paula, Tracy, Kumatora, Jan the Mach Pizza Girl, Val, and M's Style (13:51) to win the Women's Rumble.
3. CP Munk/Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t beat Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2 (7:47) when CP Munk submitted OPM #1 with an Acorn Vice.
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Danny Leung(c) vs. Tack Angel (6:03) went to a No Contest.
5. EBW vs. Pokey Army
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness beat King Pokey/Orange Kid (8:02) when Viewtiful Trevor submitted Orange Kid with the Viewtiful Special.
6. An Army Divided
Franky/Shark #1 vs. Poo/Rude (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.

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State of EBW!

Currently EBW is in the midst of a big change so we here at EBW.com have decided to help you catch up with current events. So below you will find the factions currently in EBW as well as a list of the current champions as of October 2008.

CHAOTIX

Members: Viewtiful Trevor, Ness, M's Style, Paula

The explosive new faction ChaotiX is the first faction to feature both Trevor and Ness. Sexy Strong Style M's Style and Paula complete the team of rebels that plan on shaking up EBW with chaotic energy!

IRON MAFIA

Members: Don Poo, Rude, Kung Foo, Tracy, Val

Don Poo has formed his own faction with the purpose of taking over EBW and earning respect. Rude's influence shines through as Poo and his old protege Kung Foo now fight with new attitude. Currently feuding with S.T.U 2.0.

SHARK TERROR UNIT 2.0

Members: Franky, Funky Afro Shark, Shark #1, Shark #2, Sharkette

The Sharks are back! Franky has reunited with the Sharks and recruited some new talent to make trouble in EBW and paint it black. Currently feuding with Iron Mafia.

Current Title Holders (October, 8th 2008)

Global World Championship - Viewtiful Trevor
Title History (EBW World Heavyweight Championship)
1. Ness
2. Viewtiful Trevor
3. Franky
4. Captain Strong
5. Ness (2)
6. Viewtiful Trevor (2)
7. Mario
8. Brawler SWIFT
9. The Great KYO
10. Viewtiful Trevor (3) (United the EBW and NCW titles to create the Global World Championship.)

EBW 2nd Belt Championship - Danny Leung
Title History
1. Shark #1
2. Brawler SWIFT
3. Mr. Andrews
4. Brawler SWIFT (2)
5. The W00t
6. Brawler SWIFT (3)
7. Poo
8. Brawer SWIFT (4)
9. Pokey Minch
10. Ness
11. Poo (2)
12. Ness (2)
13. Danny Leung

EBW C-X-J Championship - "High Voltage" Generator
Title History
1. Viewtiful Trevor
2. Shark Hippie
3. Shadow
4. Picky Minch
5. Shark Hippie (2)
6. "Treasure Hunter" HOT
7. Shadow (2)
8. "High Voltage" Generator
9. Kirby
10. "High Voltage" Generator (2)

EBW Women's Championship - Tracy
Title History
1. M's Style
2. Tracy

EBW Tag Team Championship - Brawler SWIFT and Tanooki W00t
Title History
1. Apple Kid and Orange Kid
2. Shark #1 and Shark #2
3. Ghost Starman #1 and Ghost Starman #2
4. Shark #1 and Shark #2 (2)
5. Biggs and Wedge
6. Ness and Poo
7. Reno and Rude
8. Viewtiful Trevor and Dynamic Dougie
9. Shark #1 and Shark #2 (3)
10. CP Munk and Blackbelt Tack
11. Franky and Poo
12. Apple Kid and Bowser Jr.
13. The Great KYO and Masked Lanta
14. Brawler SWIFT and Tanooki W00t

EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship - Sal Paradise and Jamie OD
Title History
1. Shadow and Vargas
2. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo
3. Kirby and Mallow
4. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD

Tournament History (October, 8th 2008)

Best of the Best of the Best Tournament
2006- Viewtiful Trevor
2007- Viewtiful Trevor
2008- Ness

Best of the C-X-J
2007- "High Voltage" Generator
2008- Sal Paradise

E-1 Team Tournament
2007- Team Poochyfud

E-1 Climax
2006- Franky
2007- Ness

Machismo · 12/06/2019 12:43 pm

E-1 Tag Teams Revealed!

The E-1 Tag Team Climax is upon us! The invites have been sent and accepted so now the E-1 Tag Team Climax will have a theme of EBW vs. The World! Teams from MKPW, P+P, FTW and the returning CTW are coming to take on some of EBW's best teams. We've also learned that wrestling legend Little Mac is entering the tournament with a fellow legend....Master Lu.

The formation of Team Legend will be the first time Little Mac and Master Lu have team in over a decade! Master Lu is a former NCW World Heavyweight Champion who went on to train several of EBW's current fighters like Poo and Kung Foo. The last time he was seen in EBW he was training Viewtiful Trevor for his match against Little Mac. Now these two old friends are reunited to shake things up in the E-1 Tournament.

Little Mac: EBW has always been about the new generation of fighters but I believe that the veterans can help these young guys take it to the next level. We're going to show them what years of training and experience mean.

Master Lu: I once told Viewtiful Trevor that we would do battle one day. I will be an honor to face him and Ness. I believe that EBW roster will come out of this tournament stronger then before. They will learn what it means to do battle with two true warriors.

The new promotion in town called FTW is also sending a team that ironically consists of two fighters that were fired by EBW, Chicken Man and Retro Hippie. Mr. Poochyfud originally thought it would be funny to include the "2nd best promotion in Onett" but after hearing who Ike Madamle was sending he has now annouced that drug testing will be mandatory for the duo. Mario and Luigi will be returning but this time in the spirit of competition as reps of MKPW. EBW's ties with CTW will offically resume as rivals Chrono and Magus team up as well as Marle and Lucca of the women's division. The ties between EBW and P+P continue to grow and they will be sending two teams to the big show to gain exposure and experience. Both sets of tag champs are also entered which makes Lovekick the only C-X-J team in the tournament. On the women's side M's Style is teaming with ChaotiX teammate Paula which has shocked M's biggest fan Erica who is now teaming with Kumatora. Of course Tracy and Val will also be teaming. All in all it's going to be a huge tournament for both divisions. The teams for the E-1 Tag Team Climax can be seen below.

E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Tournament

Block A

Team ChaotiX - Viewtiful Trevor/Ness
Team S.T.U - Franky/Shark #1
Team Pokey - King Pokey/Orange Kid
Team MKPW - Mario/Luigi
Team Guapo (P+P) - Billy Guapo/Rocky Guapo
Team Swiftanooki - Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t

Block B

Team Legend - Little Mac/Master Lu
Team Iron Mafia - Poo/Rude
Team CTW - Chrono/Magus
Team FTW - Retro Hippie/Chicken Man
Team Flying Elvis (P+P) - Presley/Costello
Team Lovekick - Jamie OD/Sal Paradise

E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Tournament

Block A

Team ChaotiX - M's Style/Paula
Team TUE - Nani/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl
Team CTW - Marle/Lucca
Team MKPW - Sheik/Samus

Block B

Team Iron Mafia - Tracy/Val
Team EK - Erica/Kumatora
Team Princess - Toadstool/Daisy
Team FTW - FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow

The first four cards are listed below. The E-1 Tag Team Climax will be full of action, outsiders, and title matches.

EBW: X-perience (E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. "Treasure Hunter" HOT vs. Masu Rao
2. "High Voltage" Generator/Fuel vs. Shadow/Given
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block A
M's Style/Paula vs. Sheik/Samus
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Tracy/Val vs. Toadstool/Daisy
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Little Mac/Master Lu vs. Retro Hippie/Chicken Man
6. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness vs. Mario/Luigi

EBW: X-tra(E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Summer
BTV!/MN-4

1. Fuel vs. Funky Afro Shark vs. Kung Foo
2. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Erica/Kumatora vs. FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Poo/Rude vs. Presley/Costello
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block A
Marle/Lucca vs. Nani/Jan The Mach Pizza Girl
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Franky/Shark #1 vs. Billy Guapo/Rocky Guapo
6. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Chrono/Magus vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
7. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t vs. King Pokey/Orange Kid

EBW: X-tra(E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Winter
BTV!/MN-4

1. Generator/Fuel/Rey Dorado vs. Shadow/Given/"Treasure Hunter" HOT
2. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Tracy/Val vs. FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block A
Sheik/Samus vs. Marle/Lucca
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Presley/Costello
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness vs. King Pokey/Orange Kid
6. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Danny Leung(c) vs. Tack Angel vs. CP Munk vs. Captain Strong

EBW: X-cite (E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J Rumble
Generator vs. "Treasure Hunter" HOT vs. Shadow vs. Given vs. Funky Afro Shark vs. Kung Foo vs. Fuel vs. Masu Rao vs. Rey Dorado
2. E-1 Tag Team Women's Climax Block A
M's Style/Paula vs. Nani/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Erica/Kumatora vs. Toadstool/Daisy
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t vs. Franky/Shark #1
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Little Mac/Master Lu vs. Poo/Rude
6. TBA
7. TBA

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Mr. Poochyfud: Hello EBW fans! What you are witnessing right now is a historic moment in wrestling. I am joined by the presidents of 4 other promotions. Cranky Kong from MKPW, Shing Kankichi from our allies Power Play Wrestling, ....*sigh* Ike Madamle from Onett's 2nd best promotion FTW.

Ike Madamle: It's great to be back in the ERG!

Mr. Poochyfud: and.....Mr. Pirkle?!? What are you doing here?!

Mr. Pirkle: Oh didn't you hear? I bought Chrono Trigger Wrestling?

Mr. Poochyfud: You what?!

Mr. Pirkle: I bought CTW! The gurus who ran it before decided to close it down and I was able to buy it for a cheap price. Now don't worry I'm here in the spirit of competition like everyone else. But I do hope that my team of Chrono and Magus CRUSH EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!!

Ike Madamale: Oh wow Mr. Prickle is back!

Shing Kankichi: Hehehe

Cranky Kong: Prickle....hahaha

Mr. Pirkle: Prickle? Maybe I am a prick but guess what....THE PRICK IS BACK!

Mr. Poochyfud: Alright people simmer down. With the 5 of us here representing our promotions we would like to officially kick off the E-1 Tag Team Climax! Let the battles begin!

Yes EBW fans the time for the E-1 Tag Team Climax is upon us! The best from EBW take on other teams from different promotions all to find out who is the best. What better place to start the tournament then Onett! The new mecca of wrestling. EBW, CTW, P+P, MKPW, and FTW must all work together in the spirit of competition. But this didn't stop the feuds in EBW from spilling over into the tournament. As the show began we got a little backstage segment with Iron Mafia.

Poo: Hey Don Poo here and this is my Iron Mafia. You're probably wondering where Tracy and Val are? Well they're getting ready for their match tonight and I promise they'll make quick work out of the MKPW Princesses. But now onto the business at hand. Don't think that this E-1 Tag Tournament is going to stop us from picking a fight with S.T.U. Franky, it made me sick working with you in Pokey Army and I couldn't be happier to be in the position I am now. We're running the show around here NOT YOU. We demand respect and we're going to beat it out of you. Oh and as for the new faction of ChaotiX, it would be in your best interest to stay out of this gang war. Now my....bro.....Rude has something to say.

Rude: Word! Yo so check this I go onto EBW.com to see who decided to challenge the Iron Mafia in this tourney thing and I hear about Team Legend coming in to "teach" the young generation. You want to "teach" us? Yo I think I need to teach YOU that the Rule Breaka doesn't need some aging has been telling him how to fight. Now I have to give some props to Master Lu since he's the one that first broke my hommies Don Poo and Kung Foo into the business so I'm going to direct this at Little Mac. You claim to be a legend....well some people kill legends....I DESTROY them!

Kung Foo: Ummm....word.

The opening contest featured "Treasure Hunter" HOT in his first singles match since returning. From where we have no idea. The point is he is back and aligned with Shadow for reasons known only to him. His opponent was TUE Contestant Masu Rao. Masu Rao is a heavy hitting stiker who dealt the former champs a few solid blows but HOT has been on fire (pun intended) since his return and overwhelmed the rookie with his speed and ability. He won the match after hitting the Too Hot to Handle Cradleshock. HOT once again immediately walked off to the back as The Nerd Squad tried to get an interview.

Next up the C-X-J Champion "High Voltage" Generator teamed with TUE winner Fuel to take on the other teacher-student team of Shadow and Given. Fuel and Given started it off as Fuel took Given to the ground after serving up a stiff uppercut. Fuel stomped Given to the mat but the masochist seemed to enjoy it. Shadow hollered at Given to get his head in the game which caused the masochist to grab Fuel's foot and look him into an ankle lock. Fuel was in a panic but he managed to crawl to his side of the ring and tag in Generator. Given tagged in Shadow and the two rivals fought again. The rest of the fight was a fast paced mix of high flying, chain wrestling, and some brutality from Given. Late in the match Given was knocked out the ring and Generator followed by hitting a swanton. This distracted Shadow from noticing that Fuel was on his feet and he managed to hit the C-X-J bully with the Firestarter and pick up the upset win. Shadow was less then pleased and tried to attack Fuel but he and Generator quickly ran up the entrance ramp and celebrated. That's a big win for the pyromaniac.

Backstage S.T.U 2.0 was now demanding some mic time.

Franky: Poo, you are PATHETIC. I mean what are you trying to be a rapper of a mob boss wannabe? Make up your mind! As you can see S.T.U 2.0 is here in full force, even Sharkette who is pissed that she wasn't allowed to into the tournament by herself. They just know that she's flippin dangerous.

Shark #1: As well as hot!

Shark #2: Damn right!

Sharkette: Gee thanks guys tee hee hee!

Franky: Ummm....flipping dangerous remember?

Sharkette: Oh...oh yeah......grrrrrrr

Franky: Wonderful. It's unfortunate that we were place in seperate blocks Poo. I would love nothing more then to shut you out of the finals but I guess it will be more fitting to beat you in the finals perhaps. We'll see if you can even make it that far. You and Rude are new as a team but I've teamed with the Sharks for years. I picked my partner very carefully.

Shark #1: We flipped a coin!

Shark #2: I lost

Franky: EBW is S.T.U territory Poo. No one is going to take our spot. Not Iron Mafia....and certainly not ChaotiX. I do agree on one thing with Poo. Trevor, Ness, M's Style, and Paula.....stay out of our way or get chopped down in the crossfire.

Now it was time for the first matches in the E-1 Tag Team Climax. The women would kick things off this year as ChaotiX's M's Style and Paula took on MKPW's top team of Sheik and Samus. Samus was on an excursion during the previous interaction with EBW so some of the fans may not know much about her but she's one tough customer. She switches between wearing her battle suit or going without depending on if she wants speed or power. Tonight, she wanted power, probably to counter the awesome ability of M's Style. These two women had the crowd on their feet right from the sound of the bell as they opened the match and spent most of the time in the ring. M's hit hard with a series of kicks and back hands before headbutting Samus and sending her flying back into the ring post. But as M's came at her with a clothesline Samus rolled out the way and unleashed a flurry of strikes herself before picking up the former champ and dropping her with a Metroid Bomb. This is normally the finishing move in a Samus match but M's managed to kick out and spit blood at Samus. The blood covered her visor, temporarily imparing her vision long enough for M's to go ariel and hit a solid hurracanrana. Samus tagged in Sheik as M's tagged in Paula. This was a much different type of fight as Paula stuck to her basic chain wrestling moves and attempted a few submissions. Late in the match Paula and Sheik were both worn out and went to their corners to make tags, but Sheik got to her corner first and Samus prevented the tag. Sheik ran across the ring and took M's to the floor. A brawl ensued outside the ring which M's quickly ended by hitting an exploder on Sheik. But by the time M's got back to the ring Samus had hit the Aran DDT on Paula and finished her off with a 450 Anti-Gravity Splash. Team MKPW picks up what could be considered an upset win over Team Chaotix and scores 2 points in the E-1 Tag Team Tournament. M's once again seemed on the verge of losing her temper but was able to calm down and shake her opponents hands in respect.

EBW Women's Champion Tracy and her hired muscle Val fought Princesses Zelda and Daisy in the second match of the E-1 Tag Team Climax. Tracy once aligned herself with the Princesses during the NCW war but now it was business and any respect they had for each other had to be thrown out the window for this match. This one was much more one sided then the previous tournament match. Tracy and Val worked like a well oiled machine. The Princesses had gone back to their old ways after being so vicious during the war so they were easily subdued with Val's brutality and Tracy's dirty tactics. Val captured the win after hitting a Piledriver on Daisy. So Team Iron Mafia now has two points in the tourney.

Once again the cameras cut to backstage but their was no faction trying to get a point across. This time Great KYO was vicously attacking 2nd Belt Champion Danny Leung. He had taken Danny's blood and used it to spell out LANTA on the wall. Tag Team Champs Brawler SWIFT and Tanooki W00t finally managed to chase him off.

Brawler SWIFT: KYO, drop the kid before I bust you open!

The Great KYO: But their is something about him hahahahahaha! Something familiar to us..........IS HE LANTA!? No....no this isn't Lanta. But we will find him! WE WILL FIND HIM!

Tanooki W00t: You...both of you?....need to find a therapist.

The Great KYO: LANTA! WE KNOW YOU ARE HERE! WE KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING! WE WILL MAKE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!

Brawler SWIFT: What a freak. We need to get the kid some help. Go get some help W00t, I'll make sure KYO doesn't come back.

Tanooki W00t: You got it....hey SWIFT?.....when did you get that beard?

Brawler SWIFT: Wha?

Tanooki W00t: The beard...when did you get it?

Brawler SWIFT: W00t this really isn't the time for this.

Tanooki W00t: Looks badass is all. I didn't know we growing beards. You didn't have it earlier this week so I'm just wondering.

Brawler SWIFT: W00t!

Tanooki W00t: I know I know I'm on it buddy!

Brawler SWIFT: Hey kid you ok?

Danny Leung: *cough* *cough* When DID you grow that beard?

The two men's E-1 Tag matches for the night were up next. First up Team Legend would take on some old friends of EBW, Retro Hippie and Chicken Man of the low budget indy promotion Super Pro Wrestling: For The Win. To say this one was one sided would be an understatement. This was Master Lu's EBW debut and he certainly made a mark. He wrestles a style very similar to Poo's because he the one who trained him so the fans already knew some of what to expect but the veteran also had a few surprises. At one point the now extra crispy Chicken Man was taken to the ground by a KO Punch from Little Mac and Master Lu pulled off a flawless standing Shooting Star Press! The fact that he can still do those moves at his age says ALOT! Little Mac was no slouch either and won the match after knocking out Retro Hippie with a Seismic Punch. Team Legend scores 2 points! The fans showed their respect to the team by standing and bowing before them. It was obviously that the two old friends were holding back tears as they shook hands for the first time in a decade. Don Poo, Rude, and Kung Foo were watching from ringside and sarcastically clapped at the two legends before walking off.

Finally it was time for the main event and what a main event it was! The lights went orange as ChaotiX made their way to the ring. The Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor and 2008 Best of the Best of the Best winner Ness would be taking on Mario and Luigi from MKPW in a first ever tag match! The fans were excited by this one. Mario and Luigi came to the ring in their "fire" costumes and put on a little pyrotechnics show to the delight of the fans. This was the fun loving Mario and Luigi of old. Trevor and Ness climbed into the ring and held up the X symbol with their hands as did the fans. ChaotiX is a brand new faction but already the fans support the alliance of two of their favorite fighters. The teams shook hands and the action kicked off. Ness and Luigi started things off and excited the crowd with quick exchanges before Ness got the upper hand and hit an Inside Cradle. Ness attempted to score a quick pin but this match was just getting started. Trevor came in after awhile and battled it out with Luigi. These two fought once before in a singles match but this time it was different as Trevor wasn't in "MMA mode" and instead the two chain wrestled before Trevor headbutted Luigi in a similar manner as M's had done earlier to Samus. This rocked the taller of the Mario Brothers and gave Trevor enough time to run the ropes and come back with a vicious Busaiku Knee Kick. Mario jumped in to break the pin and Ness took him to the outside with a clothesline. The two teams began to brawl and almost risked a double count out but order was restored and the match continued in the ring. Trevor and Mario were locking it up now and fighting as hard as they were when they battled over the old EBW World Heavyweight Championship. The crowd was brought to their feet as Trevor and Mario tried to clothesline each other over and over only to slam into one another and try again. Finally Trevor managed to take down Mario who tagged in Luigi. Trevor in turn tagged in Ness who dodged a clothesline from Luigi, and caught the former plumber in his finisher which he now calls the ChaotiX Thunderbomb. 1-2-3 and Team ChaotiX earns 2 points in the E-1 Tag Team Tournament. After shaking hands with the Mario Brothers in a show of respect, Team ChaotiX grabbed some mics.

Ness: So we hear that S.T.U and Iron Mafia advise us on staying out of their little feud. But when have WE ever listened to anybody?

Viewtiful Trevor: You may want us out but we want in! This ain't no one on one gang war it's a TRIFECTA OF CHAOS!

Ness: This is directed at both teams. We like getting ourselves into these types of situations. We love to pick fights. So know this.....we're not backing down! It's on!

Viewtiful Trevor: It's on like Donkey Kong!.....even though Donkey Kong isn't actually here....it's just an analogy....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! It's time for Chaos baby!

So the first day of the E-1 Tag Team Climax ends on a chaotic note as ChaotiX scores points and declares war on both S.T.U and Iron Mafia. Things are heating up so make sure you catch the upcoming episode of EBW X-tra as the E-1 Tag Team Climax continues!

EBW: X-perience (E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. "Treasure Hunter" HOT beat Masu Rao (10:02) with the Too Hot to Handle Cradleshock.
2. "High Voltage" Generator/Fuel beat Shadow/Given (13:16) when Fuel hit the Firestarter on Shadow.
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block A
Sheik/Samus(2) beat M's Style/Paula(0) (16:38) when Samus hit the Anti-Gravity Splash on Paula.
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Tracy/Val(2) beat Toadstool/Daisy(0) (10:10) when Val hit a Piledriver on Daisy.
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Little Mac/Master Lu(2) beat Retro Hippie/Chicken Man(0) (3:36) when Little Mac hit the Seismic Punch on Retro Hippie.
6. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness(2) beat Mario/Luigi(0) (13:55) when Ness hit the ChaotiX Thunderbomb on Luigi.

Block A

Team ChaotiX - Viewtiful Trevor/Ness (2)
Team S.T.U - Franky/Shark #1 (0)
Team Pokey - King Pokey/Orange Kid (0)
Team MKPW - Mario/Luigi (0)
Team Guapo (P+P) - Billy Guapo/Rocky Guapo (0)
Team Swiftanooki - Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t (0)

Block B

Team Legend - Little Mac/Master Lu (2)
Team Iron Mafia - Poo/Rude (0)
Team CTW - Chrono/Magus (0)
Team FTW - Retro Hippie/Chicken Man (0)
Team Flying Elvis (P+P) - Presley/Costello (0)
Team Lovekick - Jamie OD/Sal Paradise (0)

Block A

Team ChaotiX - M's Style/Paula (0)
Team TUE - Nani/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl (0)
Team CTW - Marle/Lucca (0)
Team MKPW - Sheik/Samus (2)

Block B

Team Iron Mafia - Tracy/Val (2)
Team EK - Erica/Kumatora (0)
Team Princess - Toadstool/Daisy (0)
Team FTW - FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow (0)

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More Young Gunz in P+P Results!

EBW's Young Gunz continued their excursion in P+P at the Tag Battles Unlimited show with mixed results. Jeff and Apple Kid managed to beat E-1 entrants The Flying Elvises when Apple Kid hit his new Apple Bombing finisher to score a win for EBW. But Picky Minch lost his match in the main event where he teamed with Rey Dorado and Bullet to take on his P+P nemesis Hoodlum, who was joined by Red Devil and Indy Galaxy's Destruction Dave. Picky didn't drop the fall though as that went to Bullet who fell to Detruction Dave and his Path to Destruction finisher. Hoodlum did throw fuel in the fire though by pulling out a spray can and spraying Picky in the eyes. The Young Gunz came out to check on their ally and help him to the back. Picky will no doubt continue his feud with Hoodlum as will the other Young Gunz.

Power Play Wrestling: Tag Battles Unlimited
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Zurf Zambada defeated Tamtin and Mono Loco [CBA] (8:37) when Zambada pinned Mono Loco with the Zurf's Up.
2. Jeff Andonuts & Apple Kid [EBW] defeated The Flying Elvises (10:15) when Apple Kid pinned Costello with the Apple Bombing.
3. Guapo Bros defeated Latino Nation [CBA] (18:20) when El Hijo del Latino submitted to the Guapo Stretch.
4. Red Devil, Hoodlum & Destruction Dave [IG] defeated Rey Dorado, Bullet & Picky Minch [EBW] (26:54) when Destruction Dave pinned Bullet with the Path To Destruction.

The card for the next show can been seen below. The Young Gunz will team up to take on Latino Nation and Mono Loco. In the main event EBW's ally Rey Dorado will take on Red Devil. So it looks like another great show for P+P!

Power Play Wrestling: Full Circle Complete
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Bullet Vs Hoodlum
2. Flying Elvises Vs Guapo Bros
3. Tamtin Vs Destruction Dave [IG]
4. The Young Gunz [EBW] Vs Latino Nation [CBA] & Mono Loco [CBA]
5. Rey Dorado Vs Red Devil

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The interpromotional action of the E-1 Tag Team Climax continued through the weekend in the towns of Summer and Winter. The two shows had several tournament matches and already some teams are beginning to take big leads. Their were some surprises in their too, so let's take a quick look back at the two show during this episode of EBW: X-tra!

Day One in Summer![/b]

The two day tour started on the warm beach of Summer. The C-X-J division opened the big day of matches as Fuel took on Funky Afro Shark and Kung Foo. These former teammates joined different teams and are now at odds so for the most part Fuel was caught in the crossfire but he used this to his advantage to pick up a win after hitting the Firestarter on Kung Foo and getting the pin before Funky Afro Shark could break it. Another solid win for the TUE Season 2 winner.

Then came time for the E-1 matches. First off Erica and Kumatora took on the team of FTW Ranger Pink and Yellow from the indy fed FTW. Erica has been distraught over not being picked to team with her idol M's Style in the tourney and took out alot of her frustration on the FTW Rangers. Since the FTW Rangers are more of a comedy act they were easily subdued by Erica and Kumatora. The TUE winner picked up the win by using M's Go 2 Sleep finisher on Pink. After the match she picked up Pink and dropped her with a Piledriver. Maybe as sign to Tracy and Val since she will be challenging for the Women's Title soon.

Power Play Wrestling's Flying Elvises made their EBW debut to take on the team of Don Poo and Rude next. They showed their brand loyalty by hanging a P+P banner on the ring. This prompted the two members of Iron Mafia to rip down the banner and stomp it into the ground. As Presley and Costello reached over the ropes to try and stop them Poo and Rude grabbed their feet and dragged them out onto the sand. A brawl ensued before the action returned to the ring. Two completely different styles clashed and the Flying Elvises impressed the EBW fans but the experience and dirty tactics of Iron Mafia sealed the deal and they got the win after Rude hit the Rulebreaker on Presley.

CTW is back as is the working relationship with EBW. Marle and Lucca made their way to the ring representing CTW's new Women's Division. Their opponents were Nani and Jan the Mach Pizza Girl. Nani has improved since her TUE days bt Jan is still trying to find her place and was immediately targetted as the weak link. Marle and Lucca were both on top of their games. Marle excelled at high flying while Lucca was more of the technical type. Together they fought hard and beat Team TUE in quick fashion after Lucca and Marle hit the double finisher Antipode on Jan. Lucca made the pin. 2 points for Team CTW.

P+P's other team in the tourney, Team Guapo was up next. The rudos of Power Play Wrestling would have to deal with two other rulebreakers in Franky and Shark #1. Iron Mafia won their first match earlier in the show so they had added pressure to do the same. The dirty tactics ran rampant on both sides but Billy and Rocky Guapo also showed they are talented fighters too. Once again experience made the difference and Franky won the match for Team S.T.U after hitting his new finisher the Shouten on Rocky Guapo. Two losses for P+P so far in the tourney but these young teams are very impressive and are sure to pick up steam as they continue on.

More interpromotional action followed as the rivals from CTW Crono and Magus took on the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection. As EBW's only C-X-J team in the tourney they have alot of added pressure on their shoulders but if any team could do well it's Lovekick. They had an uphill battle in their first match though as Crono and Magus are great fighters who were able to put aside their differences and take it to Lovekick. Despite some ring rust, the team of Crono and Magus still managed to take Lovekick to the limit in an entertaining bout and win the match after Magus hit the Dark Matter Driver on Sal Paradise.

In the main event the EBW Tag Team Champions, Brawler SWIFT and Tanooki W00t took on the remnants of Pokey Army. King Pokey has always been a credible enough fighter with bulk and power on his side. His heelish ways also helped him become one of the most decorated wrestlers in EBW. But Orange Kid has always been looked at as the weak link. That's why SWIFT and W00t focused mainly on Orange Kid and kept him from making a tag as often as possible. This kept things pretty one sided and the match went to the tag champs after W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Orange Kid. That closed out the first day of the tour.

[b]Day Two in Winter!

Day 2 of the tour took place in Winter. A stark contrast to the location of the previous show. But this tournament is a global thing so everyone should get a chance to see it live. Once again the C-X-J Division kicked off the show. This time C-X-J Champion Generator teamed with Fuel and EBW's favorite P+P fighter Rey Dorado to take on Shadow, Given, and HOT. This rivalry continues to grow and that could be seen by the brutal action in the ring. HOT continues to make the impact of his return felt but this time the spotlight was on Shadow who tired to seek revenge on Fuel for getting an upset pin on him at the last X-perience. Rey Dorado once again impressed the fans and EBW officals with his quick moves and high flying technique. Shadow's clouded judgement allowed for another upset as Rey won the match after knocking Given to the floor and hitting the Full Circle on Shadow. A big win for the P+P star. Shadow was not pleased. HOT once again was the first to head to the back.

Tracy and Val went 2-0 over the FTW Rangers next. Not much to say about this one as it was pretty one sided. Tracy openly mocked both M's and Erica by hitting Pink with the Go 2 Sleep while Val finished off Yellow with a Piledriver.

MKPW's Sheik and Samus are another team to go 2-0 in the tournament so far. They had their hands full with Marle and Lucca who were impressive in their first foray into EBW, but this time Samus and Sheik proved to be the stronger team and picked up the the win after hitting an Aran DDT on Lucca and pinning Marle after an Anti-Gravity Splash.

Lovekick recovered after a loss to Crono and Magus with a win over P+P's Flying Elvises. This one was a much faster and much closer battle for both teams but in the end Jamie OD captured the win after hitting the Penalty Kick on Presley. The Flying Elvises were much improved this time and seem to be quickly adapting to the 8-sided ring.

The next match was a bit of a shocker to everyone involved really. Trevor and Ness of Team ChaotiX have been on a role as of late and their first match in the E-1 set the stage for what looked like a possible shut out. But King Pokey and Orange Kid employed a different strategy for this match then their loss at the Summer show. Instead of the high impact fighting that ChaotiX is used to Pokey and Orange instead tried to slow the match down and control the pace. Orange Kid spent alot of time running away from Trevor and Ness. The odd strategy paid off somewhat though as the match went a full 30 minutes and ended in a time limit draw. Pokey and Orange Kid laughed and celebrated as they basically stole a point and avoided another possible loss. Trevor and Ness looked less then pleased. Even M's and Paula looked ticked and they managed to chase Orange Kid off much to the delight of the fans. This puts Team ChaotiX at 3 points. while still in first place they could quickly be overtaken by a team that wins two in a row.

The main event was a 4-way match for the EBW 2nd Belt Championship. Danny Leung would defend the belt against former teammates Tack Angel and CP Munk, as well as their mutual rival Captain Strong. Danny was hurting after a couple of attacks by a maniacal Great KYO but the emo showed alot of spirit by coming to the ring to defend his belt. The action was intense and entertaining. Danny didn't have to take the pin to lose the belt so he had alot of added pressure. Tack and Munk shook hands before the match but during it they were brawling heavily. It's just business for the friends. Strong tried to capitalize on this by attacking both of the men who have beaten him in recent months. But Danny in turn capitalized on this by rolling up Captain Strong and getting the win. This was the first full title defense by Danny Leung and a big win by the young star. Danny is not one to celebrate but even he seemed pleased with the win. The celebration was short lived though as Great KYO once again wreaked havoc and attacked everyone in the ring. Danny tried to fight back this time though and ended up being thrown out onto the ground. Security had to stop him from returning to the ring and attacking KYO who was once again looking for Masked Lanta who hasn't been seen in weeks. But why does he decided to appear whenever Danny Leung is around? Too many questions not enough answers. Another big show for EBW and a big step towards crowning the 2008 E-1 Tag Winners. The action will continue on a big episode of EBW: X-cite!

EBW: X-tra(E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Summer
BTV!/MN-4

1. Fuel beat Funky Afro Shark and Kung Foo (8:04) when Fuel hit the Firestarter on Kung Foo.
2. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Erica/Kumatora(2) beat FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow(0) (7:46) when Erica hit the Go 2 Sleep on FTW Ranger Pink.
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Poo/Rude(2) beat Presley/Costello (10:19) when Rude hit the Rulebreaker on Presley.
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block A
Marle/Lucca(2) beat Nani/Jan The Mach Pizza Girl(0)(6:03) when Marle and Lucca hit the Anitpode on Jan The Mach Pizza Girl.
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Franky/Shark #1(2) beat Billy Guapo/Rocky Guapo(0)(9:46) when Franky hit the Shouten on Rocky Guapo.
6. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Crono/Magus(2) beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(0)(12:11) when Magus hit the Dark Matter Driver on Sal Paradise.
7. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t(2) beat King Pokey/Orange Kid(0)(8:00) when Tanooki W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Orange Kid.

EBW: X-tra(E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Winter
BTV!/MN-4

1. Generator/Fuel/Rey Dorado beat Shadow/Given/"Treasure Hunter" HOT (10:31) when Rey Dorado hit the Full Circle on Shadow.
2. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Tracy/Val(4) beat FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow(0) (5:24) when Val hit the Piledriver on FTW Ranger Yellow.
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block A
Sheik/Samus(4) beat Marle/Lucca(2) (9:19) when Samus hit the Anti-Gravity Splash on Marle.
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(2) beat Presley/Costello(0) (10:57) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Presley.
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness(3) vs. King Pokey/Orange Kid(1) (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
6. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Danny Leung(c) beat Tack Angel, CP Munk, and Captain Strong (13:03) when Danny Leung captured Captain Strong in a Roll up pin.

Block A

Team ChaotiX - Viewtiful Trevor/Ness (3)
Team S.T.U - Franky/Shark #1 (2)
Team Pokey - King Pokey/Orange Kid (1)
Team MKPW - Mario/Luigi (0)
Team Guapo (P+P) - Billy Guapo/Rocky Guapo (0)
Team Swiftanooki - Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t (2)

Block B

Team Legend - Little Mac/Master Lu (2)
Team Iron Mafia - Poo/Rude (2)
Team CTW - Chrono/Magus (2)
Team FTW - Retro Hippie/Chicken Man (0)
Team Flying Elvis (P+P) - Presley/Costello (0)
Team Lovekick - Jamie OD/Sal Paradise (2)

Block A

Team ChaotiX - M's Style/Paula (0)
Team TUE - Nani/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl (0)
Team CTW - Marle/Lucca (2)
Team MKPW - Sheik/Samus (4)

Block B

Team Iron Mafia - Tracy/Val (4)
Team EK - Erica/Kumatora (2)
Team Princess - Toadstool/Daisy (0)
Team FTW - FTW Ranger Pink/FTW Ranger Yellow (0)

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Big Yard Sale at Case de Trevor! TUE Season 3 news! Updated X-cite Card!

Global World Champion Viewtiful Trevor held a big yard sale today at Casa de Trevor, and EBW.com was on the scene to get the story...and a few good deals maybe.

M's Style: I talked Trevor into letting his...."interesting" home be the place where we film the third season of The Ultimate EBW. He's got alot of junk laying around so what better way to get rid of it then a yard sale.

Viewtiful Trevor: Plus I could use a little extra cash. I kinda started a charity for all the people in Edo who recently had seizures from watching that commercial I made for 1-800-CallEBW. So many flashing lights........it's burned into my brain.

That's when fellow ChaotiX members Ness and Paula stopped by.

Paula: Wow, you have enough stuff Trev?

Viewtiful Trevor: This was just what I found in the storage closet.

Ness: What is all this stuff? Is that the Mani Mani Statue?!?! How did you get that?

Viewtiful Trevor: I....uh....found it!

Ness: I've seen alot of this stuff before. You mean to tell me you found all of this?

Viewtiful Trevor: ....pretty much....

Ness: Cool...so how much for the Sky Runner?

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh that's not for sale. That's just where I park it. M's and I use it to get to the EBW shows. What do you use?

Ness: I...teleport.

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh yeah!

M's Style: How's that working out for ya?

Paula: It's drafty M's.....very drafty.

Viewtiful Trevor: Well my good friend you should by that sweet ride over there. I would hurry and make me an offer though cause Curry Man has been eye balling that thing for hours.

Nervert: Excuse me Trevor, is this a genuine Phase Distorter?

Viewtiful Trevor: Ummm I think so.

Ness: Yes it is! I remember that thing! Jeff, Paula, *sigh* Poo, and I used that thing to travel into the future and kill Giygas...well "kill" Giygas. That thing is very important. It helped us save the world!

Nervert: I will give you $20 for it!

Viewtiful Trevor: Deal!

During the yard sale, Trevor and Ness discussed their recent time limit draw with King Pokey and Orange Kid. They decided to fight fire with fire since Pokey Army tried to sabotage ChaotiX, then ChaotiX would disband Pokey Army once and for all. Later in the day at EBW HQ, Trevor and Ness challenged Pokey and Orange Kid to two matches. First, Ness will take on Orange Kid in a Table Match. If Ness wins then Pokey and Orange Kid can no longer go by Pokey Army. But if Orange Kid wins then ChaotiX will disband. Then Trevor will face King Pokey in a Ladder Match. The ladder match is important because Pokey is putting his crown and title of "king" on the line. In return Trevor will be making this his first defense of the Global World Championship. Masked Lanta is technically the #1 contender after his win at Zero Hour but since he hasn't been seen in weeks this match was given the greenlight. So ChaotiX is putting alot on the line in order to take out King Pokey and the name Pokey Army once and for all. This could spell doom for the EBW dreamteam or sweet revenge. The updated X-cite card can be seen below.

EBW: X-cite (E-1 Tag Team Climax)
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. C-X-J Rumble
Generator vs. "Treasure Hunter" HOT vs. Shadow vs. Given vs. Funky Afro Shark vs. Kung Foo vs. Fuel vs. Masu Rao vs. Rey Dorado
2. E-1 Tag Team Women's Climax Block A
M's Style/Paula vs. Nani/Jan the Mach Pizza Girl
3. E-1 Tag Team Climax Women's Block B
Erica/Kumatora vs. Toadstool/Daisy
4. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block A
Brawler SWIFT/Tanooki W00t vs. Franky/Shark #1
5. E-1 Tag Team Climax Men's Block B
Little Mac/Master Lu vs. Poo/Rude
6. ChaotiX or Pokey Army?
Table Match
Ness vs. Orange Kid
7. Title for Crown Ladder Match
Global World Championship
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. King Pokey

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