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Nerma: Nerma here, with the big card updates leading to the big trip to Edo for Victory Explosion IX! It's going to be an exciting week for the Havok brand....we're got #EVER stuff to talk about too though. Swift is finally returning to that old brawler that plowed his way through an entire roster and created a legacy as one of the toughest in wrestling. The fans are excited to see a match up between Swift and #EVER Open Champion Ishihiro Tomo. Tomo is a pitbull with amazing heart, and the two would easily put on a match of the year candidate any day of the week. Here's the problem.....Rains is in the Victory Explosion IX match as well. It's a triple threat, when the Renegades want a singles match, but Good News Gary has set out to ensure that he presents the match he thinks everyone wants. That's why he is having Swift take on Rains in a singles match, in the hopes that if Rains can beat him, Swift will step out of the match and endorse Rains, encouraging the Renegades to stop booing him. Good luck with that.
#EVER 43: Sorry for the Rains delay
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Men vs. Women Singles: Jelly Jiggler vs. Erica
2. Men vs. Women Singles: Valarie Dorado vs. That Guy
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach/Mura vs. Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Gemma vs. Fem C
5. Non-Title Match to get Swift out of title match: Rains vs. Swift Special Referee: Good News Gary
Nerma: Then we get to the go ho-no it's not a go home, it's a going to Edo show. We're going to have a final special live in Edo before the big show, but this will be the last Chaos TV! in Eagleland before we head over. We'll see a lot of prelude matches, with opponents taking on other opponents set to face off in VE IX. We'll determine who will face LoveKick 87 for the Havok World Tag Team Championships, as they Special Referee a multi-team contender match. The main event will see Rated M take on Helena Havok and Hope Mach one more time before their big face offs in the dome. You don't want to miss this one, so check it out. Victory Explosion 9 is just around the corner! The biggest show of the year!
Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Non-Title Singles: Anwin vs. Amigo
2. Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
3. VE IX Prelude Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Kishin Kid
4. VE IX Prelude Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Grind
5. VE IX Prelude Singles: Tack Angel vs. Akinan
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Los Tiburon/El Mago vs. Killing Joke/Hood vs. Hexagon III/Locura vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain Special Referees: Sal Paradise & Jamie OD
7. Lady Renegades Tag: Tracy/Real M's vs. Helena Havok/Hope Mach
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So #EVER was cancelled last week. No one really cared. The ratings for the rain in special pimping Victory Explosion IX were actually much higher. That being said, #EVER returned this week, with several women's matches to excite the #Hashtaggers, and then some other stuff no one will be as interested in. Let's face it, in the feud of Men vs. Women, the Women have run away with it in #EVER, and are the driving force of the show. That being said Brawler Swift, the legend, the ass kicker, has begun a mission to reignite his career, and despite the best efforts of Good News Gary, will be joining Tomo-kun the champion and Rains at VE9. This week would see Gary try to deliver Good News to absolutely no one, with a plan to get Swift out of the match. More on that later.
The show opened with Jelly Jiggler taking on Erica. The HBIC has been lost since Rated M emerged, and took her frustrations out on the jello mold. Somehow the gelatinous show off finally managed to overcome a Lady Renegade, but with a dirty pin, using his extendable arms to grab the ropes during a roll up. It lead to further beatings by Erica after the match.
Valarie Dorado evened it up for the Lady Renegades by taking the fight to That Guy. After all this time That Guy is more interested in proving he is not This Guy, but That Guy, leaving him easy prey for a Cross Armbreaker and submission.
Heather Mach and Mura joined forces against 2K, in the best showing yet for the youngster duo. Sparkz and Akiyama are insistent on proving themselves as a team and getting Lady Renegade tag gold to become a reality. They showed off here, but Heather crashed the dream on this night with a Machbuster Running Double Knee, instantly killing the momentum. They did get the nod of respect from the veterans, showing growth. The hope now is to turn that into something substantial.
Gemma returned from a long excursion, showing more of her old traits and less of her Firebrand X inspired style. The old Gemini Horoscope controlled the match against the completely lost Fem C, introducing a vicious Gemini Driver to seal the deal and pin the wanna be heroine. Fem C has hit obscurity since the rise of Rated M, while Gemma took the first steps to rising up in the division.
The main event would see Good News Gary Special Referee a battle between the best of the best Swift, and that guy that cocks his fist and isn't ready Rains. This easily could have been a one sided affair for Swift, if it weren't for Gary's involvement, constantly stopping the match, citing that his ace for the future wasn't ready yet before restarting the match, to give Rains time to breathe. No one was sure if Gary was trying to be a dirty official, as he genuinely seemed to think that the people were cheering for Rains, even though he received nothing but boos from the Mr. Saturns, and Saturns don't tend to boo. They "BOING!" a lot, but not much booing. The only interesting thing to come from the male #Hashtaggers happened near the end of the match when the lights went out and new music played over the speakers....
Sierra. Walter. Orange. Ridiculous. Dudes. SWORD
Nosan and a returning Danny Leung rushed out in black garb from the crowd, tripping over Saturns in the process. They appeared to be debuting as a group with Rains, but Swift couldn't care at all as he continued to POUNCE Rains, much to their surprise. They attempted to attack, but Swift glared at them and they thought better of it, leaving the ring and heading back to the back. Good News Gary DQ'd Swift for some reason, giving Rains the win. I don't know.
#EVER 43: Sorry for the Rains delay
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Men vs. Women Singles: Jelly Jiggler beat Erica via Jiggler Roll Up -> Pin
2. Men vs. Women Singles: Valarie Dorado beat That Guy via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach[o]/Mura beat Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz[x] via Machbuster Running Double Knee -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Gemma beat Fem C via Gemini Driver -> Pin
5. Non-Title Match to get Swift out of title match: Rains beat Swift via DQ Special Referee: Good News Gary
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Nerma: Whoa! Nerma here, on the eve of the final Chaos TV! before the trip to Edo and Victory Explosion IX! I've been trying to get a word with #1 Contender Kishin Kid of the Gouji Guys who seems to be traveling with someone we wouldn't expect. Tack? Is that you?
Kishin Kid: That's John Tack, you show your respect! This is the guy that put wrestling on the map remember?! The hero that ushered in the boom period of wrestling! Everyone's girlfriend and or kids love John Tack! Tonight, I'm going to have a word with the Ace of Wrestling.
Mr. Gouji: That's all that you get with a wrestler not contracted to Havok. you want anymore, you've got to pay.
Nerma: Wow, I can't believe that Tack is hanging around the Gouji Guys just days before the big main event, teacher versus student for the Havok World Championship. Guess we'll find out what's going on later tonight. This is Chaos TV!
Havok is heading back to the far east, a country formerly embroiled in war, now at peace. A new war will be brewing in the ring, a wrestling war that is. We're not going to use guns and stuff, unless it's No DQ, nothing really says you couldn't then. Gee, I wonder if I'm the only one who realizes that. I hope so. Don't want anyone getting shot. I better shut up. The build to VE 9 has been hectic, with a final card yet to even be announced, yet enough huge matches have been promised, that the word is already sell out crowd. An action packed night would see matches building to the big event, including the Havok World Champion Tack "El Patron" Angel taking on Akinan. The main event would see Helena Havok and Hope Mach take on Rated M once more before they would split into singles matches in the Kyoto Dome.
The opening match saw a livid Amigo taking on Havok Television Champion Anwin in non-title action, much to his dismay. Anwin was shown to be enjoying the pay raise that came with being champ, as he tossed money into the crowd, but quickly thought better of it, and snatched it back from the crowd. He tried to taunt Amigo with the belt, but the world warrior immediately caught him off guard, taking him to the mat for a one sided ground and pound. Anwin was fighting for his life, with Amigo landing the Olympic Slam not once, but twice for good measure before getting the pin and the win. He then challenged Anwin for the title one more time, with Anwin still refusing and running off laughing, tripping on the cameraman's cord, getting back up, pushing the camera man, and resuming his laughing into the back. Amigo charge after him.
Hater: NYAH! I'm here with Television Champion Anwin, who just lost the-
Anwin: Lost nothing! I am STILL the Television Champion, and I will remain that Champion! Something Amigo will never be! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Amigo: You're an idiot!
Hater: Nyah? It's Amigo!
Anwin: No shit it's Amigo, he followed me in here. What were you expecting?
Amigo: You're a fool Anwin!
Anwin: I'm a fool with a belt! A belt you don't have!
Amigo: You're a fool without a Victory Explosion match!
Anwin: So? I know it's the biggest show of the year, but I'm already the Television Champion. What would I gain having to go all that way to beat some jobber that's not you?
Amigo: The big VE9 pay day you moron! Cash bonuses? Big money?
Anwin: .......
Amigo: You forgot didn't you?
Anwin: ....You...don't get to tell me what I forgot....Amigo!
Amigo: Accept the match now?
Anwin: .....Fine....whatever....YOU GOT IT! Next time will be different though. Instead of losing like I did this time, I intend on winning AND getting the money! So take that!
Amigo: Ouch, that hit me right in the I don't give a shit. You're dusted, and I'm the next Havok Television Champion.
Hater: Ny-
Anwin: DON'T EVEN HATER!
The next match saw the Brothers X take on Heel Besties in tag action ahead of the Ladder Trios for the belts at VE9. The Heel Besties blamed all of their problems on Mr. Dangerous, yet the glamorous third wheel in the team secured their title rematch. The Heel Besties on the other hand couldn't match up with the Brothers X on this night, as Firebrand X hit the Crash Fire Buster on Rod to score the pin and the win.
The next match saw the "Bad Man" Trevor Mach take on "New Epic" Kishin Kid in the first VE IX Prelude Singles of the night. These two went to war for the Television Championship in previous bouts, the bouts that elevated the Kid to his current status, and this match was no different in terms of intensity. However, Trevor's VE IX opponent Grind would get involved, attacking Trevor during the match and forcing the DQ victory. Kishin was upset at first, but assisted in the attack, until both the 87's and Anahuac Heroes rushed out to send the two away. After the match Trevor grabbed a mic.
Trevor Mach: Is that the best you've both got?! Tack and I are in for a hell of an easy night if that's the shit you bring to Victory Explosion IX. Grind, I know you've got intentions to try and ruin my life and career, but while you're trying I'm busy burning your house down! No really. I literally plan to burn your house down! With fire! Of course, that's AFTER you take a nap in Edo care of a Macha Ye! BOOSH!
Kinniku Mike and Grind faced off in the next contest, and it was another case of a match starting off strong but ending in a big pull apart brawl. Akinan came in to attack Mike at the same time as Trevor looking to return the favor to Grind. An exciting brawl, but a No Contest finish.
Akinan and Tack Angel tried to have a match too, but again it wasn't going to work out. What are you expecting at this point? These guys want to destroy each other at Victory Explosion IX. Why would they wait? Tack was looking strong, and back in fighting shape, winning out in a kicking contest against the big guy before all hell broke loose with Kishin Kid coming out to attack Tack, but stopping to lightly push Akinan first, leaving the Big Guy confused and the winner via DQ. Why don't more people do that? Tack and Kishin got into it before security had to earn their paychecks yet again and break up the madness.
Tess: Tess here, the Boss of the Lady Renegades, and I'm standing with the future and the dark, horrible, perverted here and now. I'm talking of course about my daughter, the Lady Renegades Champion Tracy, who I can only assume is the bottom bitch in a really messed up relationship with M's.
Real M's: Oh it is SO messed up! You're not wrong!
Tracy: That's the way we like it Mom.
Tess: The less I know the better. Really. Just stop it. You two have taken over an entire division and screwed your way to absolute control.
Real M's: In more ways than one.
Tess: That's nice that you ignored the stopping it part, but really, I insist. STOP IT! Your control is over girls. I wanted you to show me your vision of the future, and it got me to thinking. It's time for change. That's what brings us to Hope Mach and Hele-sorry RJ Havok. Literally the "Hope" of the Division if they wish to escape being Rated M care of M's and Tracy.
RJ Havok: Tick tock tick tock. You two hear that? Neither do I have, cause I don't actually have a watch, but if I did, you would hear your time at the top winding down. You're the old guard, and we're the new hotness. That's what's up, and you're going to find out first hand at Victory Explosion IX.
Tracy: She's cute when she pretends to even be close to our level. I'm so glad I kept this belt out of your clutches. It belongs to us, not to the likes of a phony like you.
Real M's: It's hilarious that you were lying to Trevor too. The more women spurn him the better is what I say. I know the man, and he's probably only into you because of the wagon you're draggin', but that ends at Victory Explosion IX, when Tracy rearranges your features for you. Hope, at Victory Explosion IX, Mommy is going to discipline you like she should have a long time ago. I DO care about you, but if you're going to take Daddy's side, you're going to have to take your medicine. *pats elbow*
RJ Havok: I don't think your elbow is clinically cleared to be medicine.
Hope Mach: A lot of people might be afraid of you, but I'm not one of them M's. You're not my Mother. You're my opponent, and I will beat you, because I'm not here to bully, I'm here to fight, and I will fight you with everything that I have. The fighting spirit I learned from my FATHER! Trevor Mach!
Real M's: ....Kids.
In a massive multi-team match to determine who will face LoveKick 87's for the Havok World Tag Team Champions at Victory Explosion IX, an all out war was waged for the shot at the gold. The champs themselves dual refereed the match, playing up to the crowd and tripping up Killing Joke and Hood of Undeth for good measure in the out of control contest. Degrees and Jackson Kain made their biggest push since entering the main brand, with Degrees subduing Hex III with the PhDDT before splashing out onto Los Tiburon, El Mago, Hood, and Killing Joke on the outside, giving Kain the chance to Shadow Kick Locura before the pin and the win. Degrees and Jackson Kain shoot up the ranks to title contention at Victory Explosion IX. A huge win for the former #EVER mainstays.
After the match Little Mac appeared on the tron to address the crowd...
Little Mac: It's been a hell of a build to Victory Explosion IX. There is so much more I wanted to do for Havok before all is said and done, but time always catches up to us. I can do one thing though, that I think a lot of people want to see. Subculture, you have attacked me and insulted me. I love you like a son, and I understand your anger, but I can't let this continue any further. I had to do what I had to do. I am sorry, and I will have to live with my decisions for the rest of my life, but that doesn't mean we should have to fight like this any further. You think a match at Victory Explosion IX will fix things? Think it will "settle the score"? Fine, I'll fight you at Victory Explosion IX. My first match in over a year. I come out of retirement to face you. What say you? Will you accept? I don't have time to wait, I'm going to find you, so we can talk this out.
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At this point, the Gouji Guys approached the ring, with what looked to be John Tack, the former persona of the current Havok World Champion Tack Angel. The Renegades were confused, as Tack had been fighting with Kishin earlier in the night. As it turned out, it wasn't really Tack, but Noah Jennings in disguise...
Mr. Gouji: Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you the Ace of Wrestling himself. The man who carried wrestling on his back and took it to a whole new level. The man the casuals made a hero. The one and only John Tack!
"John Tack": You apparently can not see me! I was in a tag team with a girl and didn't even realize it! Her Mom tried to have sex with me! YEAH!
Kishin Kid: We all know the story John Tack, but why have you come here with us tonight?
"John Tack": Well I just wanted to let everyone know that I am sorry I have grasped onto this ill gotten torch for so so long. I was the ace once, but bigger and better Renegades have arrived, and I've held them back for far too long. Kishin Kid is the best of new generation. He is truly the New Epic, and I'm glad to pass the torch to him. It will be my honor to be beaten by you at Victory Explosion IX. The Havok world Championship is rightfully yours.
Kishin Kid: I'm glad you realize that John Tack. You had a moment in time that was yours and it's over. This time right now, belongs to me, it belongs to the Gouji Guys. At Victory Explosion IX, I will prove to Tack Angel that he should have stayed behind a desk and never crossed me. I will prove that-
Tack Angel: Hold it. I have a question for all of you. A very important question. How did you find that costume? I thought I burned all of those.
Mr. Gouji: I think you should get serious unless you want to be carried out of the building right now.
Tack Angel: I am being serious. Where did that come from Noah?
Kishin Kid: I didn't ask for you to come out here.
Tack Angel: I didn't ask for you to interfere earlier. I didn't ask for any of what's going to happen at Victory Explosion IX, and yet it's going to happen. You and I are going to main event the Kyoto Dome. I wasn't ever going to come back to be honest. I made a play to make sure that the title stayed where it belonged. Right or wrong, I did what I had to, and I don't regret that. I honestly planned on taking the title back and vacating it at first, but then the idea came for this match. You have been my student for years, and I've been very proud of you for the most part. I wanted to see you realize your potential, and you did just that. I was going to be happy to retire after facing you in the ring. Then something happened. Two things really. I realized just how much I missed this. I understand what came over Trevor. He was the EBW President, and he threw it away to get back into the ring. You know what? I think everything that has come after that has been some of the best stuff of his career. I'm younger than him too, so why leave wrestling behind when I'm just now hitting my prime. I feel it. All my injuries recovered, and that kicking flow returning to my legs. I feel good. I'm excited again. You know what else happened? You....you happened....you turned into a bully. I hate bullies. One of the few things I hate in life....bullies. The Gouji Guys....you are bullies. Armstrong....he's a bully. I don't feel like fighting you from behind a desk. The only way to stop a bully is stand up to a bully. That's why I have new inspiration. The old Tack Angel is back, not "John Tack", but the Tack Angel that's going to beat you at Victory Explosion IX, and humble the bully that calls himself "The New Epic". Last match? Not by a long shot. Win or lose, I promise, Tack Angel is back, and the Gouji Guys are going down! How do like them apples? I personally don't care for apples....I like lemons....but you can't have them. They are mine! YEAH!
Kishin Kid: .....
It was now main event time, as the Lady Renegades took the stage one more time before the big trip. RJ Havok and Hope Mach battled Rated M in an all out drag down brawl. Rated M actually kept the action in the ring for once, looking more to humiliate the younger pair in the ring and out wrestle them. Rated M had the experience, but lacked the humility, as Hope Mach clocked M's as she tried to attack from the corner, to the outside before tagging in RJ, who took down Tracy with a harsh lariat, before hitting the Shining Wizard, and going to the top rope for a wicked Moonsault. 1-2-3! RJ Havok pinned the Lady Renegades Champion and forced Rated M to rethink their dominance. A hurting Real M's backed up the stage with Hope staring her down. An intense face off.
Tack Angel: Come Kishin Kid! You want this belt? Come and get it "Young Boy".
Kishin Kid: .....
Tack Angel: Come on, grab that end and we'll play tug of war. That'll be a cool final image before Edo right?
Kishin Kid: No, it's just stupid.
Tack Angel: Yes....yes it is. *Stares directly at screen*
Grind: Your world ends in Edo Trevor. It's been coming for some time. The world will embrace Undeth, and then you'll be alone against the entire world.
Trevor Mach: The whole world's already against me. It has to be. It's the only way to make it fair. BOOSH!
Akinan: I still hate you Mike! That's all you're getting from me. I hype shows for no one!
Kinniku Mike: Yeah! Likewise! Uuuuuuuu!!!
Steve: *Behind Camera* You guys should point at the Victory Explosion IX sign!
Trevor Mach: Fuck you Steve. Seriously, fuck you.
Tack Angel: I don't know. I kind of want to point at it.
Trevor Mach: Don't you do it!
Kishin Kid: Yeah seriously, don't do that!
Akinan: It's stupid!
Tack Angel: IMMA DO IT! POOOOOINT!
EVERYONE: TACK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Non-Title Singles: Amigo beat Anwin via Olympic Slam -> Pin
2. Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Arremer X beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x] via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
3. VE IX Prelude Singles: Trevor Mach beat Kishin Kid via DQ
4. VE IX Prelude Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Grind ended in No Contest
5. VE IX Prelude Singles: Akinan beat Tack Angel via DQ
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Degrees/Jackson Kain[o] beat Los Tiburon/El Mago vs. Killing Joke/Hood vs. Hexagon III/Locura[x] via Shadow Kick -> Pin Special Referees: Sal Paradise & Jamie OD
7. Lady Renegades Tag: RJ Havok[o]/Hope Mach beat Tracy[x]/Real M's via Shining Wizard x Moonsault -> Pin
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RJ Havok: Konichiwa bitches! RJ Havok here, yes RJ, and I promise that's the way it's staying. We've just landed in Kyoto, Edo to a warm welcome by those who remember that it was through deeds, not words, that we were able to liberate the people from the grips of last year's Sengoku Wrestling War. Naturally, a trip to a certain steak house was in order first thing, and then a promotional tour through the city. It's been awesome. During a presser, Little Mac and Tess finally revealed the full card, finalizing matches we already assumed were on the card, while also adding to the show. The show will now open with a Hank Thompson Memorial Battle Royale. Who? Hank Thompson? The stunt guy? Didn't even know he was dead! A twelve match card is the final product of weeks of chaos, twists, and turns. I don't remember Havok ever being this hectic before! Tag teams have split, titles have changed hands, and management itself has changed in the weeks since Royal Crown 2015, leading to this epic weekend. Victory Explosion is always considered the end of a chapter, and this chapter of Havok will end IN DA DOME! Be there! Watch it! Do NOT miss it! I'm going to kick Tracy's ass by the way! Yeah! Victory Explosion IX! This is the one you've all been waiting for!
Officially Unofficial Victory Explosion 9 Theme:
Havok: Victory Explosion IX
Kyoto Dome, Kyoto Edo
Pay Per View
1. Hank Thompson Memorial Battle Royale: Noah Jennings vs. Dogma Mask vs. Locura vs. Los Tiburon vs Hexagon III vs. Hazard
2. #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Rains vs. Swift
3. Havok Television Championship: Anwin(c) vs. Amigo
4. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Akinan
5. Havok Trios Championship: Firebrand(c)/Arremer X(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous
6. Singles: Kiva vs. Void
7. KO Only Singles: Little Mac vs. Subculture
8. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain
9. One Rule Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Grind
10. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) vs. RJ Havok
11. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's vs. Hope Mach
12. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Kishin Kid
Good News Gary: Good News! Don't forget that #EVER will host a special event with Havok in the Akiba Secret Base before the big event! The Edo crowd will get to see Rains look strong for the first time, as he hopefully convinces Swift to drop out of the title match! Also, since Rise of the Renegades barely happened and then just kind of stopped altogether, we've made it up to the would be Renegades, by making them #Hashtaggers! Erik Stone, Kaie, and Sunny Malibu will all be in action. Really though, make sure you watch because of Rains though. I've got to make Rains look strong.
Eve of Big Battle Attack: Havok vs. #EVER
Akiba Secret Base
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Battle Royale: Erica vs. Gemma vs. Alyssa Flash vs. Mura vs. Valarie Dorado vs. Heather Mach vs. Kaie vs. Sunny Malibu
2. Singles: Rains vs. Swift
3. Tag: Degrees/Jackson Kain vs. Erik Stone/Flying Man
4. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Rains/Danny Leung/Nosan
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Konichiwa! The Renegeizu have returned to land of the Rising Sun, which is a term that probably upsets them. I mean, if they looked east it would like whatever is east of them is the land of the Rising Sun, so it's just weird. I mean, if the sun literally rose out of Edo, it would make sense, but it doesn't. Metaphors are stupid!
#EVER somehow managed to stow away for the trip, so a precursor to VE9 was held at Akiba Secret Base, the stomping grounds for Havok a year prior. The show opened with a big Lady Renegades Battle Royale, with the winner possibly being next in line to take on the Lady Renegades Champion. The match saw the official debut of Kaie and Sunny Malibu, the two talented wrestlers who were lost in the Rise of the Renegades debacle. Kaie, the angry celt took her vengeance out on the other ladies without once spouting "fella" or other such stupid stereotypes that demean The veterans were so busy focusing on each other, that the stoic warrior managed to surprise them all and too a big pile over, leaving her and Sunny Malibu. An excellent back and forth saw Malibu make one mistake by trying to go to the top rope for the Hang Ten. Kaie jumped to her feet to make the elimination and win the match. Kaie has arrived in #EVER.
Swift and Rains would meet up one more time before the big #EVER Title match at VE9. Good News Gary tried to tell an audience that couldn't understand him that Rains had to look strong, but even the respectful Edo audience booed him out of the building. Swift made this a quick sit for the fans, brushing off the weak as hell Superman punch to come back with the POUNCE and the Blackhammer before the pin.
Degrees and Jackson Kain, the duo that saved the #EVER and Earth, are now up for a shot at the Havok World Tag Team Championships at Victory Explosion IX. They had a warn up match against the debuting former porn actor Erik Stone, who teamed with a confused Flying Man, wondering why he was paired with the adult film star. Did it work out? Of course not. 2-Time #EVER Open Champion Degrees hit the PhDDT on Flying Man to score the pin.
It was then time for the MAAAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!
Eve of Big Battle Attack: Havok vs. #EVER
Akiba Secret Base
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Battle Royale: Erica vs. Gemma vs. Alyssa Flash vs. Mura vs. Valarie Dorado vs. Heather Mach vs. Kaie vs. Sunny Malibu
Winner: Kaie
2. Singles: Swift beat Rains via POUNCE x Blackhammer -> Pin
3. Tag: Degrees[o]/Jackson Kain beat Erik Stone/Flying Man[x] via PhDDT -> Pin
4. Elimination 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo beat Rains/Danny Leung/Nosan (3-0)
-Trevor Mach beat Rains via Macha Ye -> Pin
-Tack Angel beat Nosan via Angel Driver -> Pin
-Trevor Mach beat Danny Leung via Macha Ye -> Pin
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Results in the spoiler text. Big thanks to Tack Angel for helping with this. He basically took my card, and built the whole damn thing. Can't thank you enough Tack. Enjoy the full length and girth of this VE 9 event!
Havok: Victory Explosion IX
Kyoto Dome, Kyoto Edo
Pay Per View
1. Hank Thompson Memorial Battle Royale: Noah Jennings vs. Dogma Mask vs. Locura vs. Los Tiburon vs Hexagon III vs. Hazard
Winner: Locura
2. #EVER Open Championship: Rains beat Ishihiro Tomo(c)[x] and Swift via Double DDT -> Pin -> NEW #EVER Open Champion!
3. Havok Television Championship: Amigo beat Anwin(c) via Cutter -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
4. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Akinan via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
5. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi[o]/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous beat Firebrand(c)/Arremer X(c)[x]/Camilo Ortega(c) via Jumping DDT -> Pin -> NEW Havok Trios Champions!
6. Singles: Void beat Kiva via Dark Enlightenment -> Pin
7. KO Only Singles: Little Mac beat Subculture via Star Punch -> KO
8. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c)[o] beat Degrees[x]/Jackson Kain via Doomsday Device -> Pin -> 1st Defense!
9. One Rule Singles: Trevor Mach beat Grind via Macha Ye -> Pin
10. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) beat RJ Havok via TikTak -> Pin -> 1st Defense!
11. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's beat Hope Mach via Real Strong Stunner -> Pin
12. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) beat Kishin Kid via School Boy -> Pin -> 1st Defense!
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RJ Havok: Sup Renegades! We're back! Did you miss us? We weren't in Edo all that long. Unfortunately I didn't bring the Lady Renegades Championship back with me, but it was close! Nah, all I brought back was this lousy t-shirt and boxes of animated porn. Why? I have absolutely no idea, but they were selling a lot of it in Akiba, and you know me, I make poor choices. So I couldn't beat the boss, guess that means I just need to grind some more and level up. Don't fret though, cause even though Hope and I lost, we're not giving up. You know what they say, "quitters give up". Yeah, THEY say that. So yeah, we're back, and it post Victory Explosion IX. You know what that means? It means that Chapter 10 of the story that began in EBW is upon us. The tenth year that these crazy maniac renegades have been doing this. We're seen a lot of changes, but no matter how much things change they always stay the same. The established guys that continue to carry the company on their backs still stand tall, while a new generation is ready to take Havok to brand new places. We start with the former, where it turns out that FORMER Havok Boss Tack Angel is staying in the ring! That's right, Tack isn't heading back to the desk just yet. It was officially decided during a conversation with Trev. It was there that they BOTH made a big decision...
Tack Angel: Man, it's great to be home. I love Edo, but nothing beats sleeping in your own bed.
Trevor Mach: Yep...uh-huh....good to be home...your home...whatever.
Tack Angel: Uh Trevor? What...what happened to you? You look...different.
Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh, I'm doing an 80's thing again. I needed a change. A living passion to believe in. A burning heart, and a brand new feeling.
Tack Angel: Aha, I THOUGHT you looked like a desperate man trying to recapture his youth. I mean the hair though. Just a few days ago you had short hair. Where did the detestable mullet come from?
Trevor Mach: What? It was a wig.
Tack Angel: A wig? Since when?
Trevor Mach: I dunno! A couple months ago!
Tack Angel: Why?!
Trevor Mach: *shrug* I dunno. You're asking a lot of questions!
Tack Angel: What are you even doing? You just keep staring at that phone.
Trevor Mach: Oh this? THIS is my first smart phone. I'm busy caving into my new addiction of freemium games. Here's your credit card back by the way.
Tack Angel: My what?! Well....at least you're giving it back to me.
Trevor Mach: Yeah, I got the numbers memorized, so it's cool.
Tack Angel: .....
Trevor Mach: ....What?
Tack Angel: I guess it's a good thing I got that big Victory Explosion pay day. I have to admit, main eventing and retaining the title felt great. I can't remember the last time I felt so alive.
Trevor Mach: Oh I know! It was when you were at the grocery store and you found that 2-for-1 coupon for dip.
Tack Angel: ...While that was an amazing day, I think this was a bigger day for me. It reminded me of why I went into this sport in the first place. All the memories came flooding back. I remembered being the rookie Black Belt. I remember teaming with a man chipmunk in a Journey cover band for some reason. I remember becoming the ace. I missed it. I actually did. I'm glad that I'm back in action.
Trevor Mach: You're happy that Amy is happy about it.
Tack Angel: Well...yeah...that too. I actually make a lot more money doing this. It's good for our family. She's actually with our accountant right now talking about investing some of our new income.
Trevor Mach: Right....."accountant"....that's who she's with.
Tack Angel: What? What are you implying.
Trevor Mach: Oh...nothing. I'm just happy to have my friend back.
Tack Angel: Friend back? I never left! You live in MY house...AMY'S house I mean.
Trevor Mach: I mean back in the ring! We were BOTH too young to call it quits when we did. We started young and rose to the top quickly. That doesn't mean retire early! That means continue kicking ass that much longer! YEAH!
Tack Angel: Yeah...wait I mean no. We have to think about the future here.
Trevor Mach: The future sees Havok World Champion Tack Angel joining the 87's and kicking ass until ultimately losing the title to me when I feel like it.
Tack Angel: Huh? No, the future COULD see us fighting on for years, OR we could know when it's time to quit and move on.
Trevor Mach: Whatchu talkin bout Tack?
Tack Angel: I mean....I think one year from now, after Victory Explosion X you need to really give some thought to your future. You need to ask yourself how much more do you have, and what are you going to do next?
Trevor Mach: ....Fine....I'll do that....on one condition. One year from now, after Victory Explosion X, you need to decide if you're going to give up on all this fun and action, or if you're going to step up and ride this burning bus all the way down!
Tack Angel: ...Alright. That means I'm officially staying in the ring, and one year from now, we will BOTH decide where we go from there.
Trevor Mach: Agreed.
Tack Angel: Great! I'm glad that we could come to an understand. I appreciate you listening to what I had to say and putting the phone away.
Trevor Mach: I was out of stamina.
Tack Angel: ....Well none the less....thank you.
Trevor Mach: No, thank you. Now, here's what I'm thinking regarding this "accountant" problem.
Tack Angel: What problem?
Trevor Mach: You need to think real hard, about this not getting traced back to you, because I'm going to go pay a visit to this guy.
Tack Angel: What are you talking about? I don't need anything to happen to our accountant.
Trevor Mach: If they could trace it back to you it could be bad for your familia, but I've got nothing to lose here so-
Tack Angel: I don't care about anything getting traced back because we're not going to do anything about something that isn't a problem.
Trevor Mach: It IS a problem, and cops are smart, trust me.
Tack Angel: My accountant is not a problem to me.
Trevor Mach: ....Right.
Tack Angel: Listen, promise me, that you aren't going to do anything.
Trevor Mach: I gotcha.
Trevor Mach: It's really better that you don't know anything about this.
Tack Angel: What are you talking about?
Trevor Mach: I'll take care of it.
Tack Angel: You're not taking care of anything. I'm being honest with you.
Trevor Mach: Yeah I know. It's smart. You're being smart about this.
Tack Angel: I don't want anything happening to my accountant.
Trevor Mach: ....Me either.
Tack Angel: ....I'm going to go lay down.
Trevor Mach: Good...you should do that. Make sure your neighbors know you're here. Maybe make some phone calls too in the next couple hours. For all you know, nothing is happening tonight.
Tack Angel: Don't do anything!
Trevor Mach: That's good....say it louder.
Tack Angel: The accountant's a girl anyways!
Trevor Mach: Another lesbian heel turn?! Not on my watch.
Tack Angel: Dang it!
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RJ Havok: So yeah, somewhere in there, two bros made a pact to live it up this year in Havok, and decide what the future holds one year from now. Makes sense to me. We move on from that to the future of Havok itself. Little Mac and Tess and taking permanent positions in the company now, with Mac overseeing the men and Tess overseeing the women. While Tess has remained quiet about her mission statement, Little Mac made a big announcement today about Havok's future. He introduced his concept of the "Four Pillars of Havok".
Little Mac: It seems that my position is now a permanent one, and with that I intend to make some big changes to Havok, and position us towards an incredible future full of competition and the best matches in the sport. With that I want to introduce what I believe are the "Four Pillars of Havok" These young men will elevate the company with their talent, hard work, and charisma. Jackson Kain and Degrees, were already the pillars of #EVER. That promotion has fallen apart without them in my opinion. They almost shocked the world against LoveKick 87's at VE9, and I think they both have an incredible future. Subculture, you can be mad at me all you want, but you made me very proud in the dome. You stood up to me, still, you held back, and that's how I was able to beat you. I say this with all honestly though, you punch harder than I ever did. I mean that. It's time for you to stop trying to be my living legacy. Be your own man. Combine the street wrestling that made you World Champion, with what you've learned, and you will finally be the perfect wrestler I've been waiting for. You'll never know how proud you've made me, and how grateful I am to you. Hate me if you want, but you're like a son to me. You've tortured yourself and hurt your career enough on account of me. The last of the four pillars is Kishin Kid. I'm not a fan of the works of Senator Armstrong, Mr. Gouji, or his "Gouji Guys", but I know this 2-Time Havok World Champion and 2-Time Television Champion took Tack Angel to the limit at Victory Explosion IX. That match was incredible. I've asked you all to remain silent, as I'll let you do your talking on Chaos TV! I want you all to notice that these men all lost at Victory Explosion IX. I'm not picking the easy choices here. I see the true potential of all four of these Renegades, and I'm going to prove themselves, and to you all that they have what it takes to carry this company and lead it...if they step up and accept it. I'll see you at Chaos TV!
Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Kaie
2. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Void/Grind/Hazard/Killing Joke
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RJ Havok: The Four Pillars will get to speak at Chaos TV!, but will they compete? That's the question. Mac only released a couple matches, with the rest of the card being a mystery until the show starts. Changes happening already. Luckily, we know the full card for the next #EVER show, and I say luckily because Hope and I will try to gain some XPs against Erica and Valarie Dorado. We got a lot more happening on the show, with Kiva looking to recover from his devastating loss to Void by taking on Undeth's Hood. Locura getting the first shot against Rains after winning the Hank Thompson Memorial Battle Royale at VE9. We'll also have a I.O.U in a Jar in a Case Ladder Match, with the winner getting a title shot at any place at any time. Sounds stupid, I'm sure it'll be great. We also have....a "special guest" friend of Good News Gary, who will be officiating several of the matches. Let's......let's just roll the clip.
Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! Rains did it! I knew he would! I knew he would look strong! He's just got such a good look, and I knew that would mean talent and buy rates and stuff! I knew it! It's a great day for me, and for the company. Rains is going to take us to a new level! So....Level 2 I guess is what we would be at.
?: Uhuehuehuehue! Tell 'em the other good news Gary!
Good News Gary: Ah yes, my old college room mate and super star Octopus #1 Ultros is here!
Ultros: Uhuehuehuehue! That's right, it's me Ultros! Octopus #1! I'm NOT a squid! Uhuehuehuehue!
Good News Gary: The Good News is that Ultros wants to work with #EVER, so I've made him a Special Referee for several matches on the next #EVER show!
Ultros: Uhuehuehuehue! I mostly just want to see all the pretty ladies. Uhuehuehuehue!
Good News Gary: That you will my friend. That you will. This will truly be #EVER 45: Age of Ultros.
#EVER 45: Age of Ultros
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach/Alyssa Flash vs. Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz Special Referee: Ultros
2. Singles: Kiva vs. Hood
3. Lady Renegades Tag: RJ Havok/Hope Mach vs. Erica/Valarie Dorado Special Referee: Ultros
4. I.O.U in a Jar in a Case Ladder Match: Swift vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Larmore vs. Hexagon III vs. El Mago vs. Los Tiburon
5. #EVER Open Championship: Rains(c) vs. Locura Special Referee: Ultros
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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with another update. Now that we're back from Edo and Victory Explosion IX is behind us, many Renegades are wondering what will happen next. We know that Mac and Tess are running things permanently now, with Mac issuing a challenge to the roster to step it up, by hand picking his "Four Pillars of Havok", the four men he wants to see carry the company in the future. Many have found the picks controversial, as many have been awaiting a revival for the likes of Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega, who have carried the company in the past. Others still are supporting Kinniku Mike to make a run back to the top after claiming 2015's Royal Crown and defeating Akinan, in a grudge ending match that has sent Akinan into hiatus for who knows how long. We don't know what's going to happen there, but we do know that Tack Angel is still standing tall as Havok World Champion, the fire reignited in the Ace of Wrestling. With Kishin Kid narrowly losing out at Victory Explosion IX, it would seem that he will be in the running for another title shot, but as it turns out, others are awaiting a shot at the Pushpin Seraphim...
Tack Angel: ......I could go for a bagel right now.....a bagel and cream cheese....yeah.
Amy Angel: Tack! Tack! You're never going to guess what just happened!
Tack Angel: Huh? What happened honey gum drop?
Amy Angel: You know our accountant? I was just in a meeting with her!
Tack Angel: Oh no.
Amy Angel: And she actually tried hitting on me!
Tack Angel: What?!
Amy Angel: Yeah! I know right!? She was very insistent, but I kept telling her no, and that I was married. That's when she decided she wasn't going to take no as an answer!
Tack Angel: YOU'RE JOKING!
Amy Angel: No I'm not! She was coming at me, when SUDDENLY Trevor smashed through the window and threw a net on her!
Tack Angel: WHAT?!
Amy Angel: He was rambling about some lesbian heel turn! I don't know what that meant, but the point is that he saved me! Isn't that great?!
Tack Angel: THAT'S TERRIBLE!
Amy Angel: What?!
Tack Angel: No! You getting saved is great! It really is. I'm so happy that you're alright! It's just that.....Trevor can NOT be right about this! He just can't!
Amy Angel: But he was! He apparently called this one and helped me! He WAS right!
Tack Angel: No, I mean he CAN'T be right about this! It's justified his psychotic delusions! Can you IMAGINE what he'll do now that one, JUST ONE, of his crazy ideas just happened to be RIGHT!?
Amy Angel: ....I just think you don't want to tell him thanks. I thought you guys were best friends.
Tack Angel: *sigh* Seriously, I-
Hood: Angel.
Tack Angel: Huh? Hood? What do you?
Hood: Here.
Tack Angel: A letter? Wait, come back.
Amy Angel: What is that?
Tack Angel: A letter....from Void.
Amy Angel: What does it say?
Tack Angel: It's an invitation....to embrace Undeth. He wants to meet me on the roof of the Danger Zone before the main event of Chaos TV!
Amy Angel: Oh sure, go up and talk with the leader of a dark, sadistic, dominant wrestling cult, hell bent on doing whatever it takes to convert everyone to their pseudo-philosophical beliefs. Why would you ever?
Tack Angel: Aw come on! He took the time to write the invitation in cursive! Cursive Amy! He seems like a guy I can trust!
Amy Angel: *sigh*
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Nerma: In other news, we still have no news regarding Tess' plans for the Lady Renegades Division. That's not really news I guess. No news is good news maybe? I'm not so sure. We DO know that the young rookie Kaie is getting a title match as he introduction to the big time. Tracy doesn't appear to be taking her too seriously though...
?: Tracy...Tracy come here. I need you to see this. It's a tape of Kaie.
Tracy: Who even uses tapes anymore? I'm not sweating her. M's and I have plans and-
?: You're counting on the trump card aren't you? It's still too soon to play it.
Tracy: Rated M doesn't NEED the trump card. We do fine on our own. Between the two of us, the title has been with Rated M for months. We won both of our matches at Victory Explosion IX, and the other Lady Renegades have been SCRAMBLING to keep up! Old rivals couldn't even stop this loony Kaie chick, but I will, or M's and I will. The point is, we run the show. You keep your trump card for now. Kaie is mine.
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Tack Angel: I'm here. I'm here Void, I got your letter.
Void: You have an understatement for the obvious.
Tack Angel: My mom always says that. I didn't know what it meant then either.
Void: It's a new dawn in Havok. A brand new age for the Undeth movement. The world is embracing the message, and it's time to move onto bigger and better things, namely the Havok World Championship.
Tack Angel: Is that what this is about? The Havok World Championship? You're going to have to get in line. Kishin Kid was #1 Contender, and since he lost at Victory Explosion, the names are coming in left and right in terms of who gets to challenge next. Everyone gets a fair shot with me, but when it comes to cult leaders, I think Mac's going to want to see if you can win on your own.
Void: Kiva underestimated me, and look what happened to him. The world continues to underestimate Undeth, but the word is spreading, and the bodies are piling up. Lucha Libre couldn't defeat us, and neither will the Angel. You have no idea what you're up against. You can't even see the obvious for what it is. What's real and what not for instance.
Tack Angel: Huh? What are you talking abo-
Tack Angel: AH! BLACK MAGIC SKELETON SCARECROW! VOID'S A WIZARD! AMY! AMY! AHHHHH!!!!
Void: .....That was actually a bigger reaction then I was expecting.
The wait is over, and Havok is back! The Renegades are rested and recovered from the war in Edo that changed the game once again. Victory Explosion IX has come and gone, and with it the end of the Angel Administration in Havok. The champ is returning to the ring full time, leaving Little Mac and Tess in charge, and with that comes big changes. The show opened with Mac's first big initiative, the Four Pillars of Havok. Degrees, Jackson Kain, Subculture, and Kishin Kid made their way down to the ring with Little Mac, who had a mic in hand.
Little Mac: Welcome to Chaos TV! I'm the new Boss around here permanently, and in case you didn't know, I'm Little Mac. Tack Angel is the Ace of Wrestling, and I think that suits him far better than this job, so I'm happy to take it off his hands. Tess is preparing big plans for the Lady Renegades too, so expect big changes. One of the biggest changes is right here in the ring with me. The four that I have selected as my Four Pillars of Havok. These four have what it takes to move the company to new places, and tonight I want to get that ball rolling. We're back from Edo, it's a new chapter for Havok, and these four have the potential to write it. Why don't we hear from them.
Degrees: I'm honored to be standing here right now. I got into this sport as a doctor, helping injured wrestlers and learning new ways to reduce recovery time. I quickly found myself joining the in ring competition, and loving it. In #EVER I faced wave after wave of invaders, becoming a champion in the process. Now I stand here ready to take it to the next level. I want to do what I did in #EVER, but bigger and better. I've learned so much in my #EVER on the job training, and I'm ready to take Havok by storm.
Jackson Kain: Degrees is a man that earned my respect, and he deserves to be standing here, but hell, so do I. You all know me, and you know who I am. You're responsible for my movies making millions after all. You guys got me back to the main brand. When I left for #EVER I was brash and cocky. Today, I am....still brash and cocky, but I'll give credit and respect where it's due. I've learned some valuable lessons myself, and those lessons were the keys to making me the perfect wrestler. I'm back here to do what I came here to do in the first place. I'm here to prove that I'm the real deal. This time, no stunt men or wire work needed. You're getting all Kain, all action, all the time!
Subculture: I've had a roller coaster couple of years haven't I? I shocked the world when I became the Havok World Champion. I beat Dracula, and landed the final blow in the Sengoku Wrestling War of Edo. That seems so long ago now. The street dog is hungry. I've never been hungrier. Little Mac is alive, and I don't need to be his living legacy, I never did. I just need to be me, and who I am is the street fighter turned complete wrestler, that's going to bounce back and claim the Havok World Championship. I'll be honored to wear it again.
Kishin Kid: You think I'm honored to stand here? It makes sense for me to be here! I should be the only one standing here! I'm the NEW EPIC! Tack Angel had to pull every trick in the book to beat me. A former 2-Time Television Champion. Former 2-Time Havok World Champion. That's an accolade no one else in this ring can tout. I fought for everything I have earned. I taught myself Eaglish, just so I can tell you all that I'm the best. I have got the Gouji Guys in my corner. I AM THE PILLAR OF HAVOK AND-
?: HOLD IT!
Suddenly, The Brothers X, Camilo Ortega, and 2015 Royal Crown Champion Kinniku Mike made their way to the stage.
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! You young punks are forgetting about me! You're forgetting about the STRONG TITS! Uuuuu!
Firebrand X: You're looking at former World Champions. You're looking at former E1 Climax winners. I'd say that makes us more than qualified to be pillars of Havok.
Arremer X: While I appreciated Firebrand X taking time out to refocus on teaming with me, we both agree that it's time for the real pillars to step in and hold up Havok.
Camilo Ortega: In my quest for redemption, I allowed myself to step out of the spotlight, yet I still hear the call from the future. The man who walks the path of Heaven will be the man who carries Havok.
Little Mac: Well well well, I was hoping something like this would happen. So many Renegades have lost their way and failed to reach their full potential. You all just needed a kick in the pants, and it looks like you got it. I have nothing but incredible things to say about the four Renegades on that stage. Young and extremely talented, any of those men could be the Ace of this company. However, if you want to be one of the Pillars, then you need to prove that you really want it. Tonight, my Four Pillars will take on you four in one-on-one action. Winning proves everything, so be prepared. The fight for Havok's future begins tonight!
The opening match saw the TaskForce make a full force debut on the main brand against 2 of the 3 Trios Champions, LG Rod and Randy no Kachi. The Heel Besties were feeling cocky after their big win at VE9, which may have lead to the opening Tony Novus used to hit the Flying Forearm Smash on Rod followed by the pin and surprise win. Great showcase match for TaskForce, with Rod and RnK clutching their titles, telling TaskForce that they would never get a shot. Since they were Trios Titles and TaskForce are a Tag Team, that really means nothing in hindsight.
RJ Havok: Sup Renegades! RJ Havok BACK in Eagleland, and I'm joined by the uber 80's enthusiast Trevor Mach!
Trevor Mach: I love it when you mention the 80's. Like ANYTIME you do, cause I know it's going to be about something good.
RJ Havok: It was a crazy time in Edo wasn't it?!
Trevor Mach: Damn right! You and I got a little drunk and tried to burn that club down.
RJ Havok: Hey wait, YOU tried to burn the club down, I just thought it was hot.....pun intended....but yeah....it was hot.
Trevor Mach: Well the song was telling me to burn it down!
RJ Havok: We've really got to work on teaching you about metaphors.
Trevor Mach: Metaphors are stupid, I'm all about action!
RJ Havok: And action is what you gave us at Victory Explosion IX, when you beat "Grindage" up something fierce! Sweet segway right?
Trevor Mach: Diggin' it babe! Grind, you sold your soul and got nothing for it. A dark, brooding, sadistic....ness.....will NEVER be a match for pure 80's machismo. BOOSH!
RJ Havok: Yeah! While I didn't have such a great night that night, I'm intending to come back with a vengeance and fix that mistake ASAP! What have you got planned for the future? We know the "Bad Man" is gearing up for a hell of a 2015, but let's hear some juicy details.
Trevor Mach: Well first I'm going to....get a strange awkward vibe going because my ex-wife just showed up.
RJ Havok: You.
Real M's: Trevor, you look stupid with a mullet. You always have, and you always will.
Trevor Mach: Out of everything you've said and done.....I think that hurt the most.
Real M's: You really didn't realize what you were getting into here did you "RJ"? I guess you're a perfect match though. Losers are compatible. That's why we didn't work out, well that and your stupid STUPID obsession with the 80's!
Trevor Mach: .....RJ's got a hotter ass than you!
Real M's: *GASP* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Tracy: He didn't mean it! He didn't mean it! It's not true!
Trevor Mach: What this bad ass chick and I have is special! We're both passionate about kicking ass, and we have this cute tendency to finish each others'-
RJ Havok: Sandwiches.
Tracy: You didn't get that one right!
Trevor Mach: No, she did. That's what I was going to say. We finish each others' sandwiches. That last one was delicious by the way.
Real M's: You moronic losers make my head hurt.
RJ Havok: Real losers let their losses beat them, and that ain't happening bitches. Tracy won, but the next time will be different.
Tracy: You don't get a next time. You had a shot and now you're done. The whole damn division is done. We had to import a new victim just so I have an opponent. You should watch the match with Kaie though, so you can see from an outsiders perspective just how humiliating the losses are that I dish out.
RJ Havok: I've got plenty of other things to be embarrassed about in my life. I don't think I'll sweat losing to you just yet, not until I give it another shot at least.
Real M's: Well you're so called "challenge" is going to have to wait. Next week is Golden Week for Havok, and word is that Tess is going to introduce the Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships as part of the festivities. I want you and Hope in the running, so you drag her broken ass to the ring if you have to, because Rated M is going to use the both of you yet again to achieve success. Call it tough love for my dear daughter and my ex's new bimbo.
RJ Havok: We'll be there, and I'll personally kick your inferior ass!
Real M's: I'LL KILL YOU!
Tracy: Now look what you've done! It's not true!
The war for the future of Havok began in amazing fashion, with Degrees taking on Firebrand X in a thrilling contest. The good doctor knew exactly where to strike, while Firebrand X lit up like the former World Champion that he is, looking recharged and ready. An amazing match that ended in a Time Limit Draw. The 30 minutes were well spent, with Degrees proving he could hang with the best of the best.
Jackson Kain managed to fair pretty well against the Strong Tits of Kinniku Mike. The man that sent Akinan packing looked strong early on, but Kain's signature split legged low blow turned the tides, in that sleazy way that was heelish, but the Renegades ate it up anyways cause face. A well placed Shadow Kick sent Kinniku Mike out of the ring, and unfortunately it sent him out long enough to be counted out, giving Kain a huge victory. A flash style, unafraid to bend the rules, Jackson Kain managed to really turn heads with this performance, while Mike can still make the claim that Kain has to decisively beat him if he wants his spot.
Kishin Kid, hot off an incredible 5-Star match with Tack Angel, resorted to depending on the Gouji Guys for this encounter with man machine Arremer X. Dogma Mask and Noah Jennings made things easier on the New Epic, leading to a mass booing of the Kid as he hit the Demon Wings on X to score the ill gotten victory.
Before we could get to the last Four Pillars match, the new Television Champion Amigo made his way out to the ring.
Amigo: Hello Renegades, the World Warrior is here and I've got the gold. It's been a long trip and a long time coming, but the hard work paid off, and I'm ready to make this title worth to the likes of the Havok World Championship itself. That's why I'm out here. I'm a fighting champion, and I'm looking for opponents. Unlike Anwin, I'm not going to make you beg either, so come on out and-
Anwin: You're not going to make me beg?! Good! I want a rematch right now!
Anwin began to rush down to the ring, with Amigo set to accept the rematch when he was suddenly joined by Hexagon III, who was also stepping up to make a challenge. Noah Jennings was also on his way down, when a sleazy sax hit the speakers...
Erik Stone: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold it there boys! You're going about this all wrong! You can't go into this "half cocked" now! The name is Erik Stone, I think the best way for the Adult Entertainer of the Year to get his money shot in wrestling is to get that first shot at the Television Championship. So how about you all step aside and wait your turn.
Amigo: Well it looks like we've got quite the conundrum here. I got an idea though. I keep hearing about Golden Week next week and it's got me thinking. What if you guys face off in a 4-Way match next week on Chaos TV! The winner will get the first shot at the Television Championship. Erik Stone, you're in ONLY if you keep your pants on and stop talking about money shots.
Erik Stone: ....Deal.....for now. Sorry ladies. *wink*
Subculture and Camilo Ortega locked up in the last battle of the Four Pillars singles matches. The Green Bomber was looking strong without the burden of Mac on his shoulders anymore, and that made for an incredible match up. A couple years prior, these two were at the top of the promotion, and this match would propel them back that spot. Despite looking strong, Subculture still couldn't get the job done, as a missed KO Punch turned into a STO Bomber by Camilo Ortega leading to the pin and surprise win. Of the pillars, Subculture was the only one to take a fall. Does this mean that Camilo has taken his place?
In 8-Man Tag Team action, Havok World Champion Tack Angel lead Trevor Mach and Havok World Tag Team Champions LoveKick 87's against Void's Undeth faction. An all out war between the teams ended in surprise fashion, as Void managed to get Tack alone in the ring while the others were brawling on the outside. Tack missed a high kick and found himself open to the Chaos Theory from Void. Void went for the pin, with Hood appearing from under the ring to help hold down Tack for the 1-2-3. Undeth won the match, with Void holding up the Havok World Championship before placing it back down on Tack Angel. By hook or crook Void's team won the match, and that may have been all he needed to get his title shot against Tack.
It was now main event time, as the stoic newcomer Lady Renegade Kaie would get a title shot against Tracy, in a high profile debut. The fighter spoke little, so a pre-match interview was cut short, as she walked right by Nerma to the ring. The camera followed her from behind, but the cameraman was suddenly knocked over. Cutting to the front camera view we could see why, as Real M's clobbered Kaie from behind with a chair.
Real M's laid on the beating, "welcoming" the rookie in her own way, before throwing her into the ring with Tracy. The champion obviously had the advantage from here, but the big story was how Kaie refused to stay down, fighting hurt, and bringing a real challenge to Tracy. M's had to get involved again, tripping her up, and leading to Tracy hitting the TikTak to scored the pin and the title defense. A harsh welcome for Kaie, who put up a hell of a fight, but Rated M's reign of dominance in the division continues.
Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Tag: Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x] via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin
2. Four Pillars Singles: Degrees vs. Firebrand X ended in a Time Limit Draw
3. Four Pillars Singles: Jackson Kain beat Kinniku Mike via Shadow Kick -> Count Out
4. Four Pillars Singles: Kishin Kid beat Arremer X via Demon Wings -> Pin
5. Four Pillars Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Subculture via STO Bomber -> Pin
6. 8-Man Tag: Void[o]/Grind/Hazard/Killing Joke beat Tack Angel[x]/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD via Chaos Theory -> Pin
7. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) beat Kaie via TikTak -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
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It's a new day in Havok, but it's business as usual in #EVER, which means making Rains look strong, giving the Lady Renegades a platform to steal the show, and letting Good News Gary's octopus friend Ultros run the show.....wait....what?
Ultros somehow fit himself into a referee uniform to officiate most of the matches for the night. Not surprisingly, the lecherous octopus put himself in all the Lady Renegade matches. This would actually be a big night for #EVER though, as before the title match between Rains and Locura, an I.O.U in a Jar in a Case Ladder Match would take place between the best Hashtaggers that are probably too good to be stuck here.
Opening contest saw Heather Mach and Alyssa Flash take on 2K, in a prelude to the upcoming announcement of a Lady Renegades Tag Division. 2K have been rallying for the belts to be introduced, but they will have to work harder if they want to be in the running, as the two rookies continue to take losses. Heather Mach hit the Machbuster on Sparkz to seal the deal. Ultros seemed almost afraid of the Lady Renegades, but tried to cop a feel with his tentacles whenever possible. Flash scared him off with some fire, his number one fear, before announcing that she would be teaming with Heather Mach to make a run at the upcoming Lady Renegade Tag Team Championships. They both hoped they would see Rated M in the finals.
Kiva, the Anahuac hero, took a hard loss at Victory Explosion IX. The lucha star was the last man standing in the war against Undeth for the longest time, but even he fell to Void in the biggest show of the year. Kiva tried to recover from the loss and bounce back in a match against Hood. A good showcase for Kiva, in a one-on-one situation Kiva was able to topple Hood with the Kiva dive and get the victory. After the match, Kiva was asked if he planned to go after Void again, but Kiva responded in Lucha that his plan was to refocus on Trios action alongside Los Tiburon and Hercules, since El Mago was going to try and focus on a singles run.
The serious competitive nature of wrestling can only thrive so long in #EVER before it is extinguished by the tentacles of an Octopus, yet it was time for the next Lady Renegades Tag match of the night. RJ Havok and Hope Mach looked to rebound from VE9 in tag action against Erica and Valarie Dorado. Exciting match, with Dorado trying to lock in the Armbreaker on Hope, only for the amateur wrestler to turn the tables and trap Dorado in the Olympic Slam followed by the pin. RJ touted that they would share the XPs for the match, whatever that meant.
Something something I.O.U Ladder Match....
It was now time for the main event, which should have been the ladder match, but we gotta make Rains look strong. Good News Gary's favorite wrestler somehow overcame Tomo and Swift to become #EVER Open Champion. Like, it wasn't rigged or anything! He honestly won clean! Whoda thunk it! This match was rigged as shit though, with Ultros being given orders by Gary to make Rains look strong. Locura was fighting a losing battle here. The lucha star and former Tag Team Champion, made a name for himself, winning the Hank Thompson Memorial Battle Royale, but let's be honest, that win and a nickle might get you a cup of coffee....MIGHT. Locura's cup of coffee didn't even have time to cool, as Rains hit his sequence of those two moves he's know for, ending with a Superman Punch that would technically be illegal in a promotion that doesn't allow closed fists, but we do so it's cool I guess. Whatever. Rains wins. Concluding comments. Fade to black. No blacker. That's better. Fin.
#EVER 45: Age of Ultros
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach[o]/Alyssa Flash beat Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz[x] via Machbuster Running Double Knee -> Pin Special Referee: Ultros
2. Singles: Kiva beat Hood via Kiva Dive -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Tag: RJ Havok/Hope Mach[o] beat Erica/Valarie Dorado[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin Special Referee: Ultros
4. I.O.U in a Jar in a Case Ladder Match: Swift vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Larmore vs. Hexagon III vs. El Mago vs. Los Tiburon
Winner: El Mago
5. #EVER Open Championship: Rains(c) beat Locura via Spear x Spear x Superman Punch x Spear x Looking Strong x Superman Punch -> Pin -> 1st Defense Special Referee: Ultros
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Nerma: Hello Renegades! If you thought Victory Explosion IX was as big as it gets....you might be right....I mean...that was a big show....big paid attendance....biggest arena we'll be running this year. HOWEVER, it's time for something nearly as big, with the return of GOLDEN WEEK! That's right, Havok is hijacking another EBW concept with Golden Week! All week, we'll be seeing big specials with plenty at stake! From Kinniku Mike putting the Royal Crown Championship he's not supposed to put on the line....on the line against Jackson Kain to get a rematch...to Tack Angel defending the Havok World Championship against Void at the big end week show Havok: The Golden! We'll see the Lady Renegades get a Tag Team Championship, and a Golden Boy Tournament will also be held. #EVER is....doing something too I guess. All of it will lead up to The Golden, and all of it will be held in one week....GOLDEN WEEK! Don't miss the kick off with a GOLDEN Chaos TV!
Havok: Golden Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Television Championship #1 Contender: Erik Stone vs. Anwin vs. Hexagon III vs. Noah Jennings
2. Non-Title Tag: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
3. Four Pillars Singles: Degrees vs. Subculture
4. Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Void/Killing Joke
5. Four Pillars Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Kishin Kid
6. Royal Crown Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Jackson Kain
Havok: Golden Week Special Lady Renegades Tag Tournament
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final: RJ Havok/Hope Mach vs. Alyssa Flash/Heather Mach
2. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final: Real M's/Tracy vs. ?/Mura
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie vs. Erica
4. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship Tournament Final: TBD
Havok: Golden Week Special Golden Boy Tournament Round 1 and 2
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Subculture vs. Kishin Kid
2. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Trevor Mach vs. ? (Newcomer)
3. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Degrees vs. Jackson Kain
4. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Camilo Ortega vs. Firebrand X
5. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 2: TBD
6. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 2: TBD
Golden #EVER 46: Just F*ck my Sh*t Up!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Stubbed Toe Deathmatch: Hope Mach vs. Gemma Special Referee: Ultros
2. Lady Renegades Lego Deathmatch: RJ Havok vs. Erica Special Referee: Ultros
3. 6-Man Tag: Rains/Danny Leung/Nosan vs. Swift/Larmore/Ishihiro Tomo
4. Royal Rhombus: Entire #EVER Roster....however many people that actually is....men AND women though.
Havok: The Golden 2015
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Void
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RJ Havok: Yo Renegades! It's Golden Week! It's a week....that's GOLDEN! Gold things will be happening....ALL WEEK....IT'S GOLDEN WEEK! No really, this is a big deal for us, especially me and Hope, because we're going to make history and become the first ever Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions! We have a tournament to get through first, but those are all details. Yep, it's all deets for us, as we've got our eyes on the prize! Deets....it's details Steve. That's how I say it. Other people say it too! Trevor says it! Don't roll your eyes! What do you mean "oh course he does"! Yeah, I'll get back to the report, but you better watch yourself STEVE! So yeah, Golden Week is looking to be an exciting time for us, but it's got to be hectic for new boss Little Mac. Not only did he have to try and explain to Kinniku Mike why an annual title doesn't get defended, but he also introduced his newest hire to Trevor, the opponent he'll debut against in the Golden Boy Tournament.
Little Mac: No Mike, you don't understand. You won the title in a tournament, but it's an annual tournament that crowns a new champion every year. That means you HOLD THE TITLE FOR THAT YEAR.
Kinniku Mike: Uuuu! The strong tits understand that, but the fact of the matter is that I could put this title on the line EVERY WEEK, and I'd STILL have it the whole year. This "actor" can't handle the tits!
Jackson Kain: Well, I certainly don't want to handle YOUR tits, but I'll handle that Royal Crown Championship. If he wants to put it on the line, I say you let him.
Little Mac: It defeats the entire purpose of the title! It's not just another championship! It's a trophy of your accomplishments that you can tout for a year!
Kinniku Mike: I've got the Strong Tits to tout, kicking this wannabe's ass, I can tout that too. Ladies already know I've got the gold, and before long I'll have that Havok World Championship around my waist as well. I only sweat in my workouts, I don't sweat this punk.
Jackson Kain: Ya done? Have you seen my movies? I do my own stunts. Did you watch #EVER? Kinda saved the world! Do you remember last week? BOOM! One Shadow Kick and you were out on your ass. Don't just bring your "strong tits". Bring your best.
Little Mac: *sigh* Fine....do whatever Mike. I just don't know.
Little Mac: That's right, looking good.
?: Faith n' Begora! I though' you had a challenge fer meh, but I dunno mind kicking the arses of a couple bumble bees.
Trevor Mach: ....Who the hell is that?
Little Mac: Oh Trevor, I'm glad you could make it. I asked you here to introduce you to our newest member to the roster. His name is Fergus, and he comes from Celtland, which I know is where you're from. I was hoping you could show him the ropes before your match this week.
Trevor Mach: ....My family is from Celtland..I...I think you should get Jamie for this one I don't.....I don't want any part of it.
Little Mac: What? But Trevor, you never back down from a challenge.
Trevor Mach: This lucky charm looking asshole is such a stereotype even I'm baffled by it. ME! He's that guy from FXE, I know exactly who he is! You're a fool for hiring him! A foolish fool!
Little Mac: What makes you say that?
Trevor Mach: Look at him!
Little Mac: I admit he's a bit pale, but-
Trevor Mach: I mean look at what he's doing in the ring! He just pounds his chest and kicks people! Look at that boot. It's so anti-climatic! It literally got colder in here, from all the heat leaking out.
Little Mac: It's called the Brogue Kick.
Trevor Mach: I'll give him a bro kick....right in the ass on his way out. You don't realize what you've done! This heat vacuum will usher in a new ice age!
Fergus: Hey, you gotta problem Fella?!
Trevor Mach: Don't call me Fella Bro!
Fergus: Don' call meh Bro Fella!
Trevor Mach: You suck! You make all Celtic people look bad with how much you suck!
Fergus: Soonds laike yur just a hater Fella! Now how boot we go doon to da pub an have a pint, so yu can drink up the courage to kiss me arse!
Trevor Mach: I'm going to find some limes and shove em down your damn throat! How many limes? TOO MANY ASSHOLE!
Little Mac: My work here is done...a feud is born.
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RJ Havok: Konichiwa Renegeizu! Just kidding, we're not in Edo anymore! It would be silly to bring up Edo or anything related to Edo like customs or holidays right AFTER leaving Edo after all.....so yeah GOLDEN WEEK! What a week it's been so far right? You HAVE been keeping up haven't you? What? You missed Chaos TV! How the hell did that happen? You saw the Lady Renegades Tag Tournament right? NO?! That was like, the best night! Well, we'll catch up on both of those shows in this Golden Week Recap Special for those who SOMEHOW missed the shows in the week so far...Special.....Show....thing.
Nerma: RJ's a little excited about getting to the "good stuff", so in the meantime I'll fill you in on what happened during Chaos TV! It all started with an ominous warning from Void. Hater....Hater cue the wavy flashback effect. No...no that's the star wipe!
Void: Masks....we all wear masks. Some of us embrace it, while others deny it, but that masks are still there. I have claimed many masks in my short career, preaching the gospel of Undeth. The proof is right here. The masks of those I have beaten, and the masks of those who have joined my side. I know you wear a mask Tack Angel. The mask of a fraud. You claim to be a Champion. You still think you can be the Ace of Wrestling. The world is watching you right now, hoping to see the Tack Angel that took wrestling to new heights, but I'm going to take it even further, and through wrestling you will all see that it is best to discard life, and embrace Undeth. Tack Angel, to beat me you would have to go to dark places....dark places you can't even begin to imagine. The boy scout will be slaughtered at The Golden.
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Nerma: And we're back....with another star wipe. You actually had time to look for it then! Oh Steve did it!? Sorry doesn't give us a wavy flashback effect Steve. So yeah, Void meant business, breaking into Mac's office and planting all those masks. I heard he didn't even take them with him. That's kind of rude....just leaving masks laying around. The show kicked off with a big surprise. Havok's next generation made its mark immediately, with Erik Stone rolling up a blindsided Noah Jennings with the....*sigh* Large Package to shock everyone with the win. Anwin and Hex III laughed Noah out of the ring while the former porn star gyrated around the ring. The win gives him a shot at Amigo's Television Championship. Exciting win, you should have seen it. The new guys kept it up with big shockers with TaskForce pulling off an upset against LoveKick 87's! That's right Saxon pinned 2-Time World Champion Sal Paradise following the Flying Forearm Smash. A big shocker that guarantees TaskForce a shot at the tag titles in a rematch at Havok: The Golden.
Hater: NYAH! A flustered and frustrated Subculture was unable to beat Degrees, with the good Doctor targeting Subbie's hands to take away the knockout power. Subculture lost it and went on the attack, hitting the ref in the process and getting a DQ. Luck has yet to change for the Green Bomber. Former Green Bomber I should say, because after the match he threw down his gloves and walked away. Void and Killing Joke continued Undeth's dominance, and got a leg up on Tack Angel leading to The Golden, when they faced off against Justice 87 in tag action. The match was excellent, and you really should have seen it, but the ending left a lot to be desired. Fergus, the Celtic newcomer, rushed the ring and hit Trevor Mach with a Brogue Kick, sucking all the heat out of the room, causing many Renegades to pass out from lack of oxygen. This kept Mach from being able to save Tack from the Chaos Theory from Void that lead to a 1-2-3. Trevor was not happy about that kick from Fergus...
Trevor Mach: YOU SON OF A BITCH! GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER-
Fergus: Oi! Watch yer language yu protestant bastard!
Trevor Mach: Oh I'm watching it! I'm watching it pronounced PROPERLY! Take the marbles and whiskey out of your damn gullet!
Fergus: Ahm I gettin' oonder yer skin fella?
Trevor Mach: .....I don't know....look at my face....does it look it?! Ya know, the face with the boot print!
Nerma: This crazy feud seems to be coming out of nowhere! What brought that attack on Fergus.
Fergus: We Celts luv ta fight, and ahm jus pickin' a fight wif da fella ahm gonta boot in da Golden Boi Tourneee.
Trevor Mach: You suck! You're a clown and that's coming from an actual clown....it was a summer job! I'm going to kick your ass!
Fergus: Nah fella, I'm gunna keek yer arse.
Trevor Mach: I'm not your fella BRO!
Fergus: I'm not your bro FELLA!
Trevor and Fergus: Grrrrr.....
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Nerma: Camilo Ortega put the so called New Epic through the wringer in an incredible one-on-one match. The matches to determine the Four Pillars of Havok have all been pay per view worthy affairs so far, and this was no exception. Kishin actually tried to go this one alone, even though Gouji volunteered to tell him all about Ortega, who was the original Gouji Guy. Kishin looked to have it won with the Demon Wings, but Camilo flipped him up and over, rushing to the ropes to come back with the STO Bomber that lead to the pin. Camilo is back on track to reclaim his spot at the top of the Renegades.
Hater: Nyah! The main event was shocker too, with Jackson Kain shattering the plexiglass ceiling in a winning effort over Kinniku Mike! Yes, you heard that right. The so called fluke win was repeated. A serious match that saw a motivated Mike dominate, until a rush lead to Kain doing the splits, sending Mike to the outside where Kain took over. Back and forth action continued, until Killing Joke of the Undeth made his way down to the ring. For some reason he watched the match intently and made a move on Mike, unbeknownst to Kain, who managed to hit the Shadow Kick from the distraction and score the pin, winning the Royal Crown Championship in the process. The blue eyed actor from Summers won the title he should not have been able to win, cementing his spot whether Killing Joke got involved or not. When asked in the back why he picked a fight with Mike like that he responded....
Killing Joke: .....I just thought it was funny.
Havok: Golden Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Television Championship #1 Contender: Erik Stone beat Anwin, Hexagon III, and Noah Jennings[x] via Large Package -> Pin
2. Non-Title Tag: Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat Sal Paradise(c)[x]/Jamie OD(c) via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin
3. Four Pillars Singles: Degrees beat Subculture via DQ
4. Tag: Void[o]/Killing Joke beat Tack Angel[x]/Trevor Mach via Chaos Theory -> Pin
5. Four Pillars Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Kishin Kid via Running STO -> Pin
6. Royal Crown Championship: Jackson Kain beat Kinniku Mike(c) via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> New Royal Crown Champion Apparently!
RJ Havok: ALRIGHT! So now it's MY turn! Hahaha! I can't contain myself. This show was awesome! I was on it, and I'm totally spoiling the results aren't I?! Hope and I beat Flash and Heather Mach, when Hope pinned her own Aunt after an Olympic Slam. Rated M beat their opponents by cheating as usual. I don't acknowledge that loss for them. HOWEVER, Rated M making it to the finals to face us worked out just fine, as we FINALLY beat their asses to become the first ever Lady Renegades Tag Champions! Kaie, the newcomer who submitted Erica earlier in the night, came to our aid, keeping Tracy from using a weapon on me, and that opened her up for my Shining Wizard and Moonsault. I got the 1! I got the 2! I got the 3! Woooo! RJ and Hope NEW Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions! First Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions! I'm so proud and honored to have won the title, especially considering that it was the result of Rated M losing. Tracy, I pinned you, and I think that means I should get another shot at the singles belt! Accept my challenge bitch! Woooo!
Havok: Golden Week Special Lady Renegades Tag Tournament
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final: RJ Havok/Hope Mach[o] beat Alyssa Flash/Heather Mach[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final: Real M's/Tracy[o] beat Sunny Malibu[x]/Mura via TikTak -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie beat Erica via STF -> Submission
4. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship Tournament Final: RJ Havok[o]/Hope Mach beat Real M's/Tracy[x] via Shining Wizard x Moonsault -> Pin -> 1st Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions!
Nerma: She needs to switch to decaf. So a day passed without an event, and that lead to some interesting activities outside of the ring. First, we had an exclusive interview with NEW Royal Crown Champion Jackson Kain on the set of his first movie since joining Havok, 2 Tickets to HELL! It was there that he was interrupted by....
Jackson Kain: So yeah, I just wanted all my fans to know that I AM back in the studio filming 2 Tickets to HELL! The tagline is "But only one Ticket is Round Trip!" With a tagline like that you know it's going to be good. That being said, I'm never going to neglect the honor of being a Renegade in Havok. As the Royal Crown Champion I-
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!!!!
Jackson Kain: Mike! Did you get a part in the movie?!
Kinniku Mike: These tits are too strong for a movie filmed in 3D! They might kill people! No, I came here for this belt!
Jackson Kain: That's my belt now.
Kinniku Mike: ....Nuh uh!
Jackson Kain: Yeah, you put it on the line remember?
Kinniku Mike: Well I want a rematch!
Jackson Kain: No can do buddy. See, this title can only be determined at the annual Royal Crown Tournament. I've got this bad boy till 2016....when I win it again.
Kinniku Mike: Hey! But! Hey!
Jackson Kain: Not MY fault you didn't follow the rules!
Kinniku Mike: ...You might be right, but I don't have to like it! Uuuuuu!
Jackson Kain: Shouldn't you be going after Killing Joke anyways? I saw the replay. The dude totally screwed you.
Kinniku Mike: MIKE DOESN'T GET SCREWED! MIKE GETS BUFF AND DOES THE SCREWING!
Jackson Kain: You're tense pal. Let me introduce you to my female costar. She plays the stereotypical tough as nails, experienced secret agent that falls in love with me.
Kinniku Mike: I don't need your connections to get chicks when I've got pecs like these! Uuuuu!
Jackson Kain: She's Edoese.
Kinniku Mike: ....You're alright in my book Jackson Kain.
Tack Angel: Void, you think I don't have a dark side? You think I'm a boy scout? Just because I was....and still am....does NOT mean that I don't have a dark side. I have embraced it. I have become Darkness Angel, and the dark edgyness is going to overwhelm you. Yeah man...I....I am so bad....and cool. You know what? I took a glass of pop and set it on the table....WITHOUT THE COASTER! That's right! Too edgy for you? That's just the start. I was jaywalking on my way home. I MIGHT have helped an old lady or two across the street on my way, but I STILL broke the law!
Amy Angel: Tack? What's....what's going on? You're shouting. Are you alright?
Tack Angel: Of course I'm alright.....chick! Yeah...that's right wife....lady...if I want to yell I'm going to yell because of my edgy inner darkness. The beast is loose.....Amy! Yeah.
Amy Angel: ....Wha?
Tack Angel: Guess what?! I threw a can of soda in the TRASH!
Amy Angel: *gasp* What? You didn't recycle it?!
Tack Angel: That's right! Your man has become a bad boy!
Amy Angel: I'll say....wow.
Tack Angel: Huh? Well, if you think that's something, I drank milk RIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON!
Amy Angel: You animal!
Tack Angel: I mean...it was the last sip, and I DID recycle that....but I still drank it!
Amy Angel: This is a side of you I've never seen before! It's so....HOT!
Tack Angel: Pardon?
Amy Angel: More! Tell me more you bad boy!
Tack Angel: Oh....uh....I'm going to stay up past my bed time tonight. Might only get 7 and a half hours of sleep before a healthy breakfast.
Amy Angel: I want you so bad right now.
Tack Angel: Oh well-
Amy Angel: IT'S NOT AN OPTION!
Tack Angel: I've gone too far! OW THE EDGE!
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Golden Week continues! I know it feels like it's been much longer than a week, but it's just one week....trust me. As the big week of events continues, we roll into the Golden Boy Tournament. What does one win from the Golden Boy Tournament? Well...bragging rights, and a trophy. It's a cool trophy, and it just might be what the new Four Pillars need to determine which of them will next challenge for the Havok World Championship. We've already seen some big upsets this week, would they continue?
The opening match saw a disgruntled Subculture take on Kishin Kid. The former Green Bomber dropped all pretenses of his former self, returning to the street dog look and style that won him the Havok World Championship once before. Kishin Kid told his Gouji Guy teammates to let him handle the match, something that didn't work out well when fighting a street dog who wasn't pulling any punches. Subbie fought a dirtier and more aggressive style, punching Kishin in the throat before hitting the Culture Shock Facebuster to score the big win over a livid Kishin Kid.
The biggest feud to come out of nowhere saw the Celtic newcomer Fergus take on the "Bad Man" Trevor Mach. Mach was driven to a foaming madness by the stereotypical Celtic antics of Fella Fergus, leading to him agreeing to "welcome" Fergus to Havok.....WITH PAIN! The match itself was an incredible strike fest. A highly exciting match that really-oh wait no Brogue Kick ruined everything. Fergus hit the Brogue Kick on Trevor, causing a Vacuum that suffocated Mach, leading to a referee stoppage. Big win for the guy with the most anti-climactic move in the history of ever.
Degrees and Jackson Kain, the friends and rivals who came up together from #EVER had a heated contest in the third match. Both of the men are looked at by Mac as Pillars of Havok, and this match really showcased what he saw in both men. Kain had already had a stellar week, beating Kinniku Mike to win a title that shouldn't have even been winnable. Doing something that's supposed to be literally impossible scores you big brownie points. Degrees would be the one getting the accolades tonight though, exploiting his knowledge of Kain's offense to block the split punch with a nut cup, and catching the Shadow Kick, turning it into a Single Leg Crab that lead to the submission. Degrees moves on, after a show of respect by Kain, raising his hand in victory.
Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega squared off in another tournament match, showcasing their first one-on-one encounter since teaming in Trios matches. Great action from two former Havok World Champions. Camilo was one step ahead on this night, hitting the Running STO off the ropes to secure the pin and advancement in the tournament.
Degrees and Subculture kicked off the second round with another exciting match. Subculture was dominating, with his street dog attitude coming back in full force. No strategy here, just a brawl, that is until Degrees scouted an attempt at a throat punch, leading to him catching Subbie by the arm and taking him to the mat for the STF. Subculture was caught off guard, but refused to tap, leading to another referee stoppage in the tournament. A stoppage that Subculture didn't take very well, as he got in the face of both Degrees and the ref after the match.
The match between Fergus and Camilo Ortega ended in similarly unexpected fashion, when the excitement was immediately killed by a Brogue Kick that Fergus used to deflect the STO Bomber. Camilo landed hard on the outside, hurting his knee. He was unable to get back into the ring in time, leading to the count out victory for Fergus. The Great White "_________" advanced to the finals.
Main event time, as Degrees and Fergus squared off in the Finals of the Golden Boy Tournament. Another amazing match that-Brogue Kick....just Brogue Kick. However, Degrees managed to catch the kick, much like the Shadow Kick earlier in the night, winning in the very same fashion with the Single Leg Crab. Nobody try to kick this guy seriously, he's got your damn number. Degrees wins the tournament and that sweet ass trophy. Fergus tried to Brogue Kick Degrees after the match, but Trevor Mach rushed down in a furied rage of maddening madness, as he chased down the Great White "______" with a Great Black Chair.
Havok: Golden Week Special Golden Boy Tournament
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Subculture beat Kishin Kid via Throat Punch x Culture Shock Facebuster -> Pin
2. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Fergus beat Trevor Mach via Brogue Kick x Vacuum Suffocation -> Referee Stoppage
3. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Degrees beat Jackson Kain via Single Leg Crab -> Submission
4. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 1: Camilo Ortega beat Firebrand X via Running STO
5. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 2: Degrees beat Subculture via STF -> Submission
6. Golden Boy Tournament Rd. 2: Fergus beat Camilo Ortega via Count Out
7. Golden Boy Tournament Final: Degrees beat Fergus via Single Leg Crab -> Submission -> Golden Boy Tournament Winner!
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Tack Angel: So Trevor, It's Golden Week and we've already gotten out butts handed to us a few times. Maybe we really should hang it up in a year.
Trevor Mach: Are you kidding?! I have to get my win back over that gin soaked potato Fergus!
Tack Angel: Well yeah...this week...but I mean in a year....you going to be picking a fight with this guy for a year?
Trevor Mach: .....Maybe.
Tack Angel: Well, I think we should really be thinking about what we plan on doing next. What's the next chapter in our lives going to be?
Trevor Mach: One step ahead of you brah! My Used Car Lot is booming since my commercial came out.
Tack Angel: Wait....you have a Used Car Lot?
Trevor Mach: Yep! For like months!
Tack Angel: When were you going to tell me?!
Trevor Mach: When were you going to ask?!
Tack Angel: How was I supposed to know to ask about a thing I didn't know about?
Trevor Mach: That sounds like your problem brah.
Tack Angel: *sigh*
Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah, sigh all you want, but I'm already making bank thanks to my commercial.
Tack Angel: Can I see your commercial?
Trevor Mach: Of course, I have it right here on my phone! Just let me X out of my freemium games.
Tack Angel: Wow....that's a lot of freemium games.
Trevor Mach: We all have our addictions Tack. Here it is! Play....play....stupid touch screen....PLAY!
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Trevor Mach: HEY EVERYONE I'M TREVOR MACH OF MACH'S USED CARS, WHERE WE'VE GOT ALL THE AFFORDABLE SHIT THAT YOU'LL SETTLE FOR BUYING BECAUSE YOUR JOB SUCKS AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD A REAL CAR!
Trevor Mach: OUR PURE PRICE PURCHASE SYSTEM MEANS NO HAGGLE, NO HASSLE, NO BULLSHIT! I swear on my dearly departed tag partner whom I miss dearly-
Tack Angel: Wait, I'm not-
*BOOM*
Trevor Mach: ARE WE SLASHING PRICES WITH DEALER INCENTIVES AND LOW APR?! FUCK THAT! BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? SORRY, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ASSHOLE! FOR ALL THE WORST VEHICLES IN FOURSIDE, GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER TO MACH'S USED CARS, EXIT 19 IN FOURSIDE!
Trevor Mach: DON'T MAKE ME RUN YOUR ASS OVER!
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Trevor Mach: Well, what do you think?
Tack Angel: So, that's what that was all about. I was wondering what you were doing with that camera.
Trevor Mach: Haha! Yeah!
Tack Angel: ....You had me killed.
Trevor Mach: In post production.
Tack Angel: .....You added a crappy blood effect to make it look like you blew my head off.
Trevor Mach: .....In post production!
Tack Angel: You killed me.
Trevor Mach: Not really! You're arguing schematics.
Tack Angel: You mean semantics?
Trevor Mach: No, I'm not Jewish.
Tack Angel: That's Semitic!
Trevor Mach: Now whose arguing Semetics?
Tack Angel: ....I'm just going to go.
Trevor Mach: You should buy a car!
Tack Angel: I CAN'T DRIVE!
Trevor Mach: Huh....never stopped me.
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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Golden Week has been off and running, leading up to a special event called The Golden, and that card has finally been fully confirmed. We'll see both tag titles on the line, a heated rematch between Trevor Mach and Fergus, a grudge match between Real M's and the newcomer Kaie, a Battle Royale between the competitive would be Pillars of Havok, and of course the main event match will Tack Angel defend the Havok World Championship against Void. While several veterans still top this card, it's also filled with a new, up and coming generation that are saying to vets like Tack Angel "Hey, you might only be thirty, but by comparrison that sorta makes you old....ish....so you should like.....retire again and pass the torch." I think that's what they're trying to say.
Havok: The Golden 2015
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hercules
2. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Fergus
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Killing Joke
4. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c) vs. Alyssa Flash/Heather Mach
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
6. New Pillars of Havok Battle Royale: Camilo Ortega vs. Firebrand X vs. Kishin Kid vs. Subculture vs. Degrees vs. Jackson Kain
7. Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Real M's vs. Kaie
8. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Void
Nerma: The new Bosses have really shaken things up in Havok. Tess so far has been working in a behind the scenes capacity, trying to secure new talent. The rumor is that she wants the #EVER show to become Lady Renegade specific, and I don't think anyone would mind that personally. However, for the time being, #EVER is all about making Rains look strong apparently. The *sigh* #EVER Open Champion and his SWORD stable seem to be on top, however a looming threat in the form of a Lucha Magician with a guaranteed title shot whenever and where ever has him reeling. What other line of work can you talk about the threats of a Lucha Magician? Really, I ask you.
Rains: You know why I called you here right?
Nosan: Yes, we know, we're supposed to make you look strong. Gary keeps reminding us, you keep reminding us. How are we supposed to forget?
Rains: No, it's not that. It's about El Mago.
Danny Leung: The magician? You worried about that guy?
Rains: N-No! Rains fears no man OR magic flippy man. I just want you guys to....you know....keep an eye out for me. SWORD has to stick together as a unit if we're to be the strongest 3-man team in wrestling history.
Danny Leung: Stop right there. We know what's at stake here Rains. I've been through years of psychological rehabilitation to shake off the gimmicks that Rishin Fliger cursed me with. Years wondering, was I a heel? Was I face? Were my feelings real or just a gimmick? Was I real? It keeps you up at night. I used to be somebody dammit! I won the original Ultimate EBW, back when they knew how to properly do the show! I was up for a run at the title, but one day I said NO PUSH, and it all fell apart. I have to fix that mistake, if SWORD can get me back onto the main roster, then I'll do what I've got to do.
Nosan: And I.....just wanted to stop being janitor and wrestle. That reminds me, this nickname that you want to give me, "The Cleaner of SWORD" is kind of offensive.
Danny Leung: It means you clean up the trash in the ring, the guys not worthy to face SWORD.
Nosan: Yeah I get that, but you give that name to the janitor? Really? Like, you think that's all I can do? Clean up after you?
Danny Leung: ......
Nosan: ....I'm just kidding I love it actually! I'll "mop" up the competition! Wakka wakka!
Rains: Guys! Seriously! Keep an eye out for El Mago. You never know when he'll-
*POOF!*
El Mago: Arrive?
Rains: YOU! There he is guys! Get him! I mean.....let me GET HIM!
El Mago: Relax Rains, I did not bring the case that contains the jar that contains the note that has an I.O.U for a title match whenever and wherever, but if I DID, you would have already lost the title. I can be anywhere at anytime, and I can even bring a referee.
*POOF!*
Harvey Refman: AH! WHAT THE-WHERE WAS I JUST NOW?!
Mr. Gouji: Mr. Mac, can we have a moment of your time?
Little Mac: It's just Mac or Little Mac ok? I don't really have time right now, so make it quick.
Mr. Gouji: Relax, we just wanted to congratulate you on your new role with the company. The permanent Boss of Havok. You have all the power, with no one holding the ability to simply pull it all out from under you. Gouji Guys respect power, it's what they strive for.
Little Mac: Well, the power stays in the office. I don't intent to outsource it to you or the federal Government.
Senator Armstrong: Haha. That's the thing about the Government, they don't really ask permission before they take things. Besides Mac, a lot of people back on the Hill think you should have stayed in hiding. You never know who might want to finish the job with you.
Little Mac: I'm not in the business of hiding. Is this all you wanted, cause if that's so, please leave my office now.
Noah Jennings: Don't talk to us that way! Do you know who I-
Mr. Gouji: Noah please, it's alright. We just came to give you a little advice. Don't neglect the Gouji Guys. The ore-established agreements are still in place. They may not be contracted to you, but they are still Renegades in a sense, entitling Gouji Guys like Noah Jennings a platform to excel.
Little Mac: Noah Jennings hasn't excelled at anything but underachievement for quite some time. Oh sure, he's a former World Champion, but what have you done for me lately Noah? I'm not playing favorites, I'm looking for the most hungry, and most aggressive Renegades. Your Gouji Guys need to show me something if they want their spots to remain in tact. If not, I'll be happy to fight those contracts in court and kick you all out on your ass.
Mr. Gouji: See, we respect that because we know with your power and determination, you really mean it. However, we mean what we say as well. Give us our due, or you'll wish you never poked your head out from under whichever rock it was you were hiding under.
Little Mac: ....Get out of my office.
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Golden Week has been exciting for Havok, but now #EVER will have its own Golden Shower of....wait....poor choice of words. What I mean is that gold with shower all over our faces and bodies and.....it's Golden #EVER, which means it's bigger and better. It's like Global Guts, but without the Globe....or the Guts. It's just....it's just better. Good News Gary wanted to stack the card with gimmick matches, and impossibilities. He sure delivered....on the gimmick matches. Talk about overkill.
Hope Mach, one half of the first Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions took on Gemma in a Stubbed Toe Deathmatch. The entire ring was full of bed frames and dressers, and the lights were turned down low, making it the perfect environment to hit your toe on the edge of these tools of torture. Hope Mach had the advantage because she's deaf, and that increases her other senses, or that's what Daredevil on Netflix told me anyways. Gemma has failed to make a splash in some time, and that losing streak continued after Gemma hit her toe on a barbell, leading to Hope scooping her up for the Olympic Slam and the pin.
The ring was littered with Legos for the next match, as the other half of the Lady Renegade Tag Team Champions RJ Havok took on Erica. A harder hitting contest, as neither of them wanted to fall the ground, over compensating in humorous fashion. RJ and Erica ended the match in a backhand fest, with RJ comically tweaking one of Erica's boobs, giving her the moment she needed to slam Erica onto the Legos. The normally tough as nails Erica could not overcome the horrible pain of landing on Legos and verbally submitted, giving RJ the win.
Swift, Tomo, and Larmore beat SWORD, because obviously.
The main event....well it's an impossibility. Good News Gary employed the services of Rishin Fliger to send a ring full of #Hashtaggers to the 16th Dimension, which we all know is the Rhombus Dimension, for the first ever Royal Rhombus....except it was a Battle Royale...just....in a Rhombus Ring....floating in another Dimension.....a Rhombus Dimension. Male and Female #Hashtaggers found themselves floating out of the ring, or falling through it, or turning into liquid or various shades of light on the color spectrum, some never seen before by human eyes. Los Tiburon just happened to be the last man standing in the ring, earning the win and a trophy, which also happened to be a geometric impossibility. #EVER, killing physics and the laws of nature as a cheap ratings grab. I haven't seen desperation like this since that one company that's about to be replaced on Destination Eagleland.
Golden #EVER 46: Just F*ck my Sh*t Up!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Lady Renegades Stubbed Toe Deathmatch: Hope Mach beat Gemma via Olympic Slam -> Pin Special Referee: Ultros
2. Lady Renegades Lego Deathmatch: RJ Havok beat Erica via Slam onto Legos -> Submission Special Referee: Ultros
3. 6-Man Tag: Swift[o]/Larmore/Ishihiro Tomo beat Rains/Danny Leung/Nosan[x] via POUNCE -> Pin
4. Royal Rhombus: Entire #EVER Roster....however many people that actually is....men AND women though.
Winner: Los Tiburon
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Amy Angel: I can NOT live another day without air conditioning.
Tack Angel: Says tomorrow's gonna be hotter.
Amy Angel: Hotter?
Tack Angel: Like yesterday.
Amy Angel: Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears.
Tack Angel: *shrug* I'll call today.
Amy Angel: You'll call now.
Tack Angel: I'll call now.
Announcer: Now's the time to save on Sears Central Air Conditioning. Get zero percent finance charge, no billing, and no payments until August with the Sears Charge Home Improvement Plan. Call now for a free home estimate of a Kenmore Air Conditioning system.
Amy Angel: So what's the paper say about tomorrow?
Tack Angel: Hang on, I'm still on hold!
Amy Angel: Really? It's been hours.
Tack Angel: "You'll call now" she says.
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Nerma: Hello again Renegades, Nerma here with the Boss of the Lady Renegades Tess and the newcomer Kaie. Tonight, Kaie has a big match against Real M's, and it could be just the thing to rocket her up the rankings.
Tess: That's right, what you see here is a woman that wants to fight, and that's what I want in the Lady Renegades division. I've been working behind the scenes to secure talent. I've got big plans for these Ladies. We need more talent like Kaie, talent that have no problem knocking my daughter and M's down a peg or two.
Tracy: Mom, that hurts, it really does.
Real M's: Come the fuck on Tess, you know this is exactly what the Lady Renegades are supposed to be. Dumb ass men love sex appeal right? All they want in women are tits and ass. We've got that. We'll put their asses in the seats while the REAL fans, the Renegades that appreciate a like Rated M violence, get exactly what they want. That's where this division is going. It's already there.
Tracy: I'm the champ Mom, and we would be tag champs too if it weren't for that bitch in the pointy helmet.
Real M's: Kaie, I can't tell if your brave or suicidal. Either way it doesn't matter. History has always shown that when you screw with Real M's you get Real hurt and that's the Real truth.
Kaie: ...I have a new truth for you. The winds of change are blowing, when I'm doing done with you in that ring, you'll wonder how you ever thought you could live so large, and feel so safe at the top of the totem pole.
Real M's: We'll see what you can do. I hope it.....excites me. *wink*
A new era has brought a new generation to Havok, a real change where those at the top are having to fight harder than ever to stay where they are, as the hungry new Renegades are on a collision course with destiny that can not be stopped. We should've hired the TNA voice over guy to say that part. You know the guy, the James Earl Jones knock off. He kind of looked like Keith David though. On second thought, let's hire Keith David. That guy's a bad ass.
The opening contest saw a wild Trios match between the Dangerous Heel Besties and the Anahuac Heroes, who are still reeling from the loss to Undeth. Great match up that saw the champs able to retain clean following a No Kachi Cutter to rookie Hercules for the win and the defense.
A rematch between Trevor Mach and Fergus got bloody very fast. Fergus tried to play off Mach's sudden disgust for the stereotypical of his culture, coming out dressed as a leprechaun, flailing a pot of gold and tossing coins to the kids. Since kids are fickle, this won him instant praise. Mach, who is devoted to the stereotypes of 80's culture, who has not made the connection, the irony being lost on him, went to town on the big pale brawler, and this was another slugfest between the two. Fergus tried to ruin the match and suck all the heat and oxygen out of the room with a Brogue Kick, but Mach grabbed his foot and pushed him back into the corner, where he proceeded to smash Fergus's face with the Macha Ye. Instead of going for the pin, he backed up and hit it again.....and again.....and again...apparently trying to disprove the theory of the unbreakable Celtic head. The rest of the 87's had to pull him out of the ring as the referee stopped the match, giving Mach the win. Trevor pretended to be excited about the win with the 87's, only to run back to the ring when they let him go to try and hit Fergus some more. A kid in the crowd threw down the coins that Fergus gave him and cheered for Trevor again, leading to Mach putting his aviator shades on the child....before quickly taking them back....as they were $500.
Kinniku Mike kind of only has himself to blame for losing the unloseable Royal Crown Championship, but Killing Joke did his part by interfering all because he thought it might be funny. Mike and Killing Joke had an intense match up, with the joker of Undeth taking Mike to the limit before intentionally getting himself DQ'd, taking Mike's payback away from him. Killing Joke has an odd sense of humor, whatever happened to a decent knock knock joke? Here's one for you. Knock knock. Whose there? Knuck....les. Yes, knuckles, as Mike ground his into Killing Joke's face after the match, the two brawling until they could be pulled apart.
RJ Havok and Hope Mach made history, becoming the first ever Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions. They immediately faced their first challenge in Alyssa Flash and Heather Mach. The last time these teams met was in the tournament to crown the first champions. Hope pinned her Aunt to get the win there. Heather Mach's bad luck continued, as RJ Havok pulled out an Exploder Suplex to take her to the mat for the 1-2-3 and secure the 1st Defense.
Speaking of tag titles, the Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as TaskForce challenged the champion LoveKick 87's. An intense match up like their previous encounter, where TaskForce actually won clean over the champions. Sal and Jamie were not underestimating their opponents this time, but they didn't count on Grind and Hazard to get involved. Saxon and Novus didn't notice as Grind tripped up Jamie OD, stopping him from landing the Penalty Kick, and leaving him wide open for a Flying Forearm Smash. Novus cut off Sal as Saxon pinned Jamie OD for the 1-2-3! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! TaskForce, the team that rose up through #EVER are now at the top of the Tag Team Division. Grind and Hazard may have gotten involved, but Saxon and Novus stand tall regardless, giving the new generation a big win.
Little Mac created some serious competition with his Four Pillars of Havok system, giving former champions and up and comers a chance to rise up as the top stars of the Havok promotion. The goal is to narrow it down to the four best, with 6 of the would be pillars squaring off in a Battle Royale, for that unofficial #1 spot. Fun match, with a great effort by all partied involved. Mr. Gouji coached on Kishin Kid on the outside as he managed to eliminate both Jackson Kain and Degrees with a splash, and an outside assist from Noah Jennings. Firebrand X and Camilo tried teaming up to take out Subculture, but the resurrected hungry street dog put the fists to them both before eliminating Firebrand X. Kishin tried to eliminate Subbie as he was eliminating Camilo, but Subbie jacked him with backhand that took him to the mat. The two fought hard to stay in the ring, with Noah and Gouji continuing to try and get to Subculture on the outside. Dogma Mask also tried making his way down, but Little Mac suddenly rushed down to the ring to chase off the interference. He got onto the side of the ring and threated Gouji to get down. As Subculture tried to join in and knock Gouji off the ropes, Little Mac suddenly clocked him with a shocking KO Punch! The Gouji guys laughed as Kishin Kid tossed the unconscious Subbie over the top rope, winning the Battle Royale. Senator Armstrong came down to celebrate, shaking hands with Little Mac, as the three men of power endorsed Kishin Kid as the first of the Four Pillars of Havok. Has Little Mac become a Gouji Guy or have the Gouji Guys bought into the new Mac Administration?
The Semi-Main featured Real M's taking on Kaie, in what was a highly anticipated face off. Real M's and Tracy have been dominating all the Lady Renegades, claiming dominance over the entire division, but Kaie has stepped up as someone not willing to accept things the way they are. She wasted no time in going on the attack, fighting as hard and as dirty as M's in the match of the night contender. M's for once looked like she was fighting on the defensive. With Tracy tripping Kaie up on the outside she managed to hit the Smash Mouth and the Sexy Strong Stunner, but a bloody and pissed off Kaie stood back up, screaming and pounding her chest, cause M's to belt out a crazed laugh. Relishing the challenge or a little scared? Before we could find out Kaie unleashed a hard discus punch called the Celtic Hand Grenade that took M's right out of the ring. Tracy helped her up and tried to get her back into the ring, but M's shook it off and started walking to the back. Kaie challenged her to get back into the ring, but M's kept walking right through the entrance, giving Kaie the count out victory. The new generation continues to impress and blow away the critics. Excellent showing, for someone some said was already done following her debut loss to Tracy.
Main event time, as Golden Week FINALLY reached its conclusion with a face off between the Havok World Champion Tack Angel, and the sadistic and mysterious leader of Undeth, Void. Tack came out with the "Darkness" Angel attire or, but couldn't hold the gimmick for more than 15 seconds before he starting slapping hands with the crowd and kissing babies, which always elicits high pitched cheers with a mix of boos. The arena went dark for the arrival of Void, who walked to the ring from the crowd, the other members of Undeth lurking in the stands. Void had proven he could hang with the best, while Tack Angel had shaken off the ring rust to score the huge comeback win in the main event of Victory Explosion IX. It could go either way, and not in that 50% chance of winning bullshit kind of way. Void's mind games started early, with the Undeth leader giving Tack the chance to attack him from behind, but it's Tack so you know that didn't happen. A great match ensued, with Tack maybe even getting into Void's head, going overboard with the good guys image just to show that he was never going to buy into Undeth, even doing a joking turn of his heel after taking Void down with a-you guessed it-kick. Great action, and surprisingly clean, with Void calling off the Undeth dogs when the 87's threatened to also get involved. Tack couldn't quite keep Void down with the kicks, so he tried punches....just kidding....it lead to a kicking frenzy that set Void up for the Angel Driver. 1-2-KICKOUT! The demented Void took everything the Pushpin Seraphim had to offer and came back with a vicious offense, before finally hitting the Chaos Theory. 1-2-KICKOUT! At this point in a Tack Angel match, the heroic paragon of virtue normally shows his incredible heart and fights back, with the Renegades rallying him back to victory.....this wasn't a Tack Angel match. As Tack returned to his feet Void simply kicking him in the mid section, landing another Chaos Theory, before going for the pin once again. 1-2-3! Void won the match! Tack Angel, the Ace of Wrestling was dethroned by the leader of Undeth. The lights in the arena dimmed, with a single spotlight on the new champion, as he stared unblinkingly through his torn up mask, holding his new prize, the Havok World Championship. The Golden 2015 saw a sudden shift in Havok, with the new generation taking center stage...
Havok: The Golden 2015
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi(c)[o]/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) beat Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hercules[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Fergus via Referee Stoppage
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Killing Joke via DQ
4. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)[o]/Hope Mach(c) beat Alyssa Flash/Heather Mach[x] via Exploder Suplex -> Pin -> 1st Defense
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c)[x] via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!
6. New Pillars of Havok Battle Royale: Camilo Ortega vs. Firebrand X vs. Kishin Kid vs. Subculture vs. Degrees vs. Jackson Kain
Winner: Kishin Kid
7. Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Kaie beat Real M's via Celtic Hand Grenade -> Count Out
8. Havok World Championship: Void beat Tack Angel(c) via Chaos Theory -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!
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RJ Havok: Woooo! What up Renegades! RJ here with your Post Golden Week report! What an insane week that was. Seemed to last forever. I thought it was NEVER going to end! Havok is just getting started when it comes to big events though, as very soon...VERY VERY soon, we'll be heading to E3 to unveil our new video game Renegade Nation 2015. It will be at E3 that our next Havok Special will take place. The aptly named.....VIDEO ARMAGEDDON! So far, only two "matches" have been announced...
Officially Unofficial Video Armageddon Theme Song: cMd9tMBXa-U
Havok: Video Armageddon
E3 Expo Center, Fourside
Havok Battle Network/Twitchy TV
1. Video Armageddon Punch Out! Showdown: Subculture vs. Little Mac
2. Video Armageddon Super Mario 3 Showdown: Trevor Mach vs. Tack Angel
Nerma: Boys and their nostalgia. It's time for them and Havok to move away from the past. It's time to look forward to the future. The future really took hold at The Golden, and the young guns that stepped up now find themselves in a position to take over the top spots. The past is over, which is why Havok is entering a new era called....wait....are you guys serious? *sigh* Havok: New Wave.
Nerma: *Sigh* "New Wave" huh? After all I just said about moving on? Why am I not surprised. Anyways, the New Wave is coming in, with not just the Fours Pillars of Havok being decided, but a whole new undercard of hungry up and comers getting ready to make their mark. They won't have a lot of chances to blow it either, with a 3 strikes and your out policy for all debuting rookies. No young lion leeway here. Produce results or get out. I expect nothing less from Little Mac....the snake in the grass that probably sold the company to Mr. Gouji by now....and Tess......she's doing great though. The first Chaos TV! of the Havok: New Wave has been revealed and you can see it below. "New Wave"....oh yeah....real new guys.
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. New Wave Singles: TBA vs. TBA
2. 2-on-3 Handicap Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Qualifier: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Qualifier: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Grind/Hazard
5. Lady Renegades Championship #1 Contender 4-Way: Hope Mach vs. Kaie vs. RJ Havok vs. Alyssa Flash
6. 6-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Void/Hood/Killing Joke
7. Havok Television Championship 3-Way: Amigo(c) vs. Erik Stone vs. Noah Jennings Special Referee: Kinniku Mike
Nerma: As you can see, Little Mac's new allegiances are playing out already, with Noah Jennings being added to the Television Championship main event. This was a match originally set for The Golden, but we forgot....yeah....sorry about that. Amigo will put his title on the line against the man who earned the shot, and the purple perpetrator. We'll also see two matches to determine the first team to get a shot at TaskForce. For SOME reason, former Havok World Champion Tack Angel has opted out of a rematch with Void, in order to participate in this tournament. Not sure why he's suddenly motivated to go after the tag belts, but with former champions LoveKick 87 in the running as well, we may have an 87 showdown. All of this an more on the next Chaos TV!, so make sure you....*sigh*....catch the New Wave. I quit.....I quit....I'm done. Come Hater, we're quitting.
Hater: Nyah!
Real M's: Where does that Celtic BITCH think that she can do that to ME! ME OF ALL PEOPLE! She's lucky I even gave her the time of day. You think I'm just going to let her get a win on ME? I did NOT ragequit that match, I can't stress that enough. I-
Tracy: Uh....M's....look over there.
Real M's: Huh? What? What's this? "Die M's Die"? Think it could be a fan?
Tracy: No, I highly doubt that. Look at the mask on the bench over there.
Real M's: ....This is...Murasaki's mask.
Tracy: Yeah...that purple chick.
Real M's: I just said that. Murasaki just means purple in Edoese. Read a book babe.
Tracy: What do you think this could mean?
Real M's: Oh, I'm sure nothing but good things come from this....yep....I gotta go.
Tracy: Where are you going? M's?
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Steve: Guys, I don't think they're coming back. No, I don't know where RJ is. Just....just roll the footage. Don't blame me! I didn't do anything! Just roll the footage!
Kinniku Mike: Uuuu! Hey ol' buddy ol' pal! How ya doing?
Amigo: ....Mike.
Kinniku Mike: Hey, I just wanted to see how you were doing? So.....how ya doing?
Amigo: ....Decent.
Kinniku Mike: Hey, that's great buddy.
Amigo: Is this about you being the special referee in my match this week?
Kinniku Mike: What? No! However, if you want to know, I had nothing to do with it. I want to get my hands on Killing Joke after that crap he pulled at The Golden. The Strong Tits demand blood. Mac put me in this match.
Amigo: ....Are you going to screw me over?
Kinniku Mike: No! No! Why would I do that?
Amigo: It's not MY fault you lost the Royal Crown. I mean really, how do you lose a title you DON'T have to put on the line!?
Kinniku Mike: Hey now! I'm not going to screw you over just because I got screwed over.
Amigo: You set yourself up for it!
Kinniku Mike: Look, we could split hairs all we want here, but I swear on my Strong Tits that I will call it right down the line.
Amigo: I believe you Mike.
Kinniku Mike: Because of the tits?
Amigo: Because of the tits.
Trevor Mach: *singing* Go we need some, go we need some action! If we're going to make it like a True Survivor! We need some action, if we're going to take our love away from hereeeee! We need a living passion, to believe in! Burning hearts and brand new feeling. ACTION! If we're going to make it like a true surviv....or?
Real M's: Hey there Trevor.
Trevor Mach: Uh....what are you doing here?
Real M's: Taking a shower like you obviously. You don't have to stop singing you know. By all means, continue.
Trevor Mach: Nah....I think....I'd better go.
Real M's: The shower is big enough for both us you know. We used to spend a lot of time in here together remember?
Trevor Mach: How could I forget. Then you went all lesbian psycho on me.
Real M's: Oh pish posh, I wasn't that bad.
Trevor Mach: Oh sure, tearing my heart out and beating up our deaf daughter. That's not that bad. Let's face it chick, you're crazy, and that's coming from me.
Real M's: Yeah, but you always loved that about me. *drops towel* Oops...my bad.
Trevor Mach: Oh come on, that was totally on purpose!
Real M's: Hang on, let me pick it up.
Trevor Mach: Don't stare at the ass. Don't stare at the ass. Don't stare at the DAMMIT!
Real M's: You don't have to just look. You can touch, for old time's sake.
Trevor Mach: ....You want something. You obviously want something. You're here for something, so just get to it already.
Real M's: .....Was it that obvious?
Trevor Mach: Even to me.
Real M's: .....I need information on this Murasaki bitch.
Trevor Mach: I knew it. I knew it! Why would you think that I want to help you?
Real M's: Because deep down, you'll always love me?
Trevor Mach: .....
Real M's: Because I'll leave you and Hope alone if you tell me?
Trevor Mach: No you won't.
Real M's: You're right, I won't.
Trevor Mach: Please put your towel back on.
Real M's: I will, if you tell me about Murasaki.
Trevor Mach: Fine, she's as crazy as you are. She was in Fenrir, tried to throw a space station into Earth orbit, you were there for that one, and when you pissed her off in your previous match she declared a jihad on your face.
Real M's: Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.
Trevor Mach: She and I had a thing way back when. I should've learned my lesson, but I let you get into my head too. Ya know, Tack "Titty Master" Angel always says "Don't stick your dick in crazy", and maybe I should have listened.
Real M's: But it's more fun to be crazy!
Trevor Mach: Yes....yes it is.
Real M's: I need a favor. I want you to try and talk her down. Tell her to stay out of my business.
Trevor Mach: You think we're on speaking terms? I burned that bridge to ashes! You're on you're own Tali.
Real M's: Aw come on Trevor. If you help me, I'll do something for you. You know that one fetish you have. I'll totally do that.
Trevor Mach: Tali, RJ is totally into that already. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm done with my shower. Look, my hands are all pruney and shit. Have fun with Murasaki you psycho chick!
Real M's: ....Mrgrgrrrrr!
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Bashin Dan: Konichiwa! I'm the newest Havok Renegade Bashin Dan, and I'm from Edo! In Edo I'm called the Clash King, both for my love of the style in wrestling, and the style in which I play the famous card game Battle Spirits. I'm looking forwards to Clashing with my opponent in our New Wave Singles debut! All opponents in Havok will face my deck of tricks, and especially my hissatsu waza! Let's do this!
El Grande Vagrant: Uh....Hola....mi...gusta...El Grande Vangrant. Uh....mucho fan of Havok....and El Grande Vagrant will be the best of the New Wave. Favorite wrestler is Retro Hippie....and the 87's. Si.
The Golden week is over, and already Havok is rushing full speed towards another big event. E3 is upon us, and the return to the gaming expo will see the biggest show done for E3 yet. Veteran Renegades and the New Wave will all have to duke it out to earn a spot on the show, and the rules are definitely about to change, now that Little Mac has joined the Gouji Guys....or more exact, the Gouji Guys have reformed into...
Little Mac, the Boss of Havok came down to the ring in epic fashion, riding a horse to the ring! The boss was laughing and all smiles as he was joined by Senator Armstrong and Mr. Gouji. The rest of the Gouji Guys circled the ring, as they all applauded Little Mac.
Little Mac: Hello Renegades, it is I, the Boss of Havok Little Mac. Oh Tess, can claim she's a Boss too, but while she's doing her little behind the scenes deals, I'm making the big deals right up front and here for you! I'm making the tough decisions, and kick starting a NEW boom period in wrestling, but I'm not going to do it alone. I'm going to drop all the pretenses of honor in competition. It's a blood thirsty business, and a deadly sport. You have to be a bastard, a money loving son of a bitch, if you want to draw and make more money. We all know I love money, and we all know that Greed is Good. Greed is also BACK by the way. The stable that I once took to incredible heights is back, with Mr. Gouji and Senator Armstrong joining me in changing this company for the better. I look at Kishin Kid over here, the crown jewel of the Gouji Guys, and I see a cut throat, blood thirsty, son of a bitch, and that's what I always wanted in my little pupil Subculture. Hell, all of you here have that edge that he either lost or never had at all. I was going to ride his coat tails to the big bucks once upon a time, but I was a dammed fool to think he could come back from his horrible year, bitching and moaning about me dying. Kid, you get over it, and you get back to making money! It's always been all about money! I took over from Tack Angel so I could MAKE MONEY! I love money. I was a prize fighter remember? I fight, live, bleed, and die for the dollar bill. Look at this horse. This is the new Triple Crown winner Eagleland Pharoah, the most famous living horse on the planet. My name and my money were enough to make it MINE! This is the high life, and the Gouji Guys of Greed are about to get a taste of it for the first time, and they deserve it A LOT more than you do Subculture because you-
Subculture: Shut it Mac! They deserve it more than me? Why? Because I let myself look up to you? Because I wanted to honor your legacy?
Little Mac: You got too sentimental! I wanted a soldier and you wanted a Dad. That's pathetic kid.
Subculture: I'm not a KID! I'm a hungry street dog, and I'm sick and tired of the name and legacy of Little Mac screwing me over! I was Havok World Champion and-
Little Mac: Look where you are now. You're at the bottom of the barrel AGAIN. You find yourself at the bottom a lot. You used to put yourself down there on purpose. You think starting at the bottom and working up makes you noble? No, it made you damn fool! Take the guaranteed money and title shots that come with being a former champion!
Subculture: Ever hear of earning what you get? I used to fight for every scrap and I got to the title with my own hands. NOT YOURS! My biggest mistake wasn't trying to honor you, it was thinking I couldn't do without your legacy, when your legacy was holding me back. That's obviously not going to be a problem anymore.
Little Mac: You want to do something "kid", I suggest you step in this ring right now, you may have some "trouble" getting here, but if it's worth it to you, come and try.
An angered Subculture immediately bolted to the ring and tried to brawl it out with Little Mac. The new Greed immediately set on him, with the 87's coming out to make the save, pulling Subculture out of the carnage. Exciting start to the show, with Mac making his intentions clear. Greed is back and his new Administration is going to shake things up further.
The opening match saw newcomers Bashin Dan and El Grande Vagrant lock up as part of the New Wave movement. Bashin Dan is a highly popular icon for the youth in Edo, and got a huge reaction, while most people just saw through El Grande Vagrant for who he really is.....he's Steve right? The guy from the back? No? Then who is he? Wait, no time for that. Bashin Dan was in firm control, going all out with strikes, which is why he's called the Clash King. El Grande Vagrant tried pulling off some Lucha Libre maneuvers, but ended up pulling his back instead, leading to Dan setting him up for a Belly-to-back inverted mat slam he calls the Brave Clash. 1-2-3! Big debut win for Bashin Dan. Here's hoping he gets a better opponent next other than Steve. Oh come on, that's totally Steve. Who else could it be?
Void: Behold, the result of Undeth, the result of embracing it, and throwing away life. Disregard it, and the world can be yours. I have conquered your hero, and I hold his trophy....now MY trophy. For those of you who doubted, you can now see that we hold the truth, and we are the answer for we walk a path of Unde-
Camilo Ortega: You walk a path of fools actually.
Void: You doubt me?
Camilo Ortega: No, you proved that you are a worthy opponent, but Undeth itself is nothing but nihilism with a shiny new coat of paint.
Void: You, the man from another time, who tried to force change on the world, now judges me for trying to save it from itself, by letting it slip away.
Camilo Ortega: I've made my mistakes, but I walk the path of Heaven, and I will be the man who beats you to become Havok World Champion.
Void: Is that a challenge?
Camilo Ortega: No, it's a promise. I will light the dark that Undeth has cast over Havok, and the Championship will once again shine in the sun.
Real M's: Alright Tracy, let's move it.
Tracy: What's the problem M's? You're not acting like yourself.
Real M's: I'm fine! I'm totally fine! I'm just looking around for rookies to pounce on. Yeah, that's it!
Tracy: You're still worried about Murasaki?
Real M's: Worried? Why would I be? So what if a psychopathic bitch is coming back for bloody revenge. We live for that shit! Yeah, it's....it's exciting actually. Feeling really good about it.
Tracy: Is that why you're shaking?
Real M's: Shuddering. I'm shuddering with excitement. Yes. Come on out Murasaki! We're going to.....settle this.
Tracy: Oh my.....
Real M's: Oh my what?
Tracy: Didn't you see her? She was just there!
Real M's: Where?!
Tracy: Over there!
Real M's: You messing with me?
Tracy: No look! She's right there!
Real M's: I don't see anything!
Tracy: Well I see it, and the Renegades see it, which means that you're the crazy one.
Real M's: We already knew that!
Tracy: Let's get the hell out of here!
Real M's: Right! So I can find out where Murasaki REALLY is!
Tracy: *whispering* You're just ignoring her staring at us aren't you?
Real M's: Just keep walking.
The Brothers X had a lofty task in front of them as they took on the Havok Trios Champions, now part of the reformed Greed stable. Hard core action in this free for all, as Firebrand X and his cyborg counterpart managed to hold their own, leading to the Dangerous Heel Besties resorting to weapon use, leading to a DQ win for the X's. After the match, Firebrand and Arremer claimed that they would be looking for a third man to join them in taking back the Havok Trios titles from Greed.
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu!
Little Mac: Yes....Uuuuu, please come in Mike, I'm glad you could get back to me in a timely manner.
Kinniku Mike: It wasn't easy finding a valet to park my tiger.
Little Mac: Haha, that's a good one Mike.
Kinniku Mike: No really, they wouldn't do it at first.
Little Mac: Oh.
Kinniku Mike: The Strong Tits are here now though, so what is it that you want. *tit flex*
Little Mac: First, please stop flexing your pecs.
Kinniku Mike: I can't. They have a mind of their own.
Little Mac: Great.
Kinniku Mike: They can't help themselves. Look at them go.
Noah Jennings: It's.....almost hypnotic.
Little Mac: Noah!
Noah Jennings: Sorry.
Little Mac: Look Mike, tonight you have a great opportunity to find yourself a lot of money and job security.
Kinniku Mike: Oh yeah?
Little Mac: You are and always have been one of the crown jewels of this company, and I think it's time you get the treatment you deserve. I tried giving it to you with the Royal Crown, but you insisted on-
Kinniku Mike: Yeah yeah, I screwed up! I get it! Uuuuu!
Little Mac: Yes, but I believe in giving people chances. Tonight is your chance. I placed Noah Jennings in the main event, and I made you the Special Referee. I did that for a reason if you catch my drift.
Kinniku Mike: Because you want the female demo watching my tits in the main event?
Little Mac: No, because I want Noah Jennings to be my Television Champion. The World Warrior served his purpose in wanting to bring back legitimacy, but now the title needs to make me money. It's not going to make money around his waist, and it's not going to go to the New Wave rookie. He may have gotten the shot, but I don't think he deserves it, and if Greed doesn't want someone to be champion, they won't be champion.
Kinniku Mike: I'm not buying into what you're selling Mac. I'm my own man, with my own pet tiger, and my own strong tits. I don't need you or Greed to make me the man. I'm ALREADY the man! Amigo is a friend, so I'll call it down the line. If Noah wins then he wins, but he's going to probably get dropped on his head a whole bunch instead. Erik Stone was my prize rookie in that show that never actually got off the ground, so he's cool too. You're in for a fight Noah. Uuuuuu!
Little Mac: Would you just take the money and sell out already?
Kinniku Mike: Ok.
Little Mac: Really?
Kinniku Mike: Not a chance! Uuuuuu!!!
Little Mac: *sigh* Note to self...have Greed jump Kinniku Mike later.
Kinniku Mike: I'm still right here.
Little Mac: I know, and I don't care.
RJ Havok: And that concludes our exclusive interview with the NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions TaskForce on our brand new mobile app. Thanks for joining us. Peace out ya'll!
Jason Saxon: Well that went well.
RJ Havok: From one tag champ to another, congratulations guys!
Tony Novus: Thank you. We always said we would attack this task with force and we did.
RJ Havok: Hence your name. I got it. I see what you did there. See ya guys!
Tack Angel: ....mrgrgrrr.....
Trevor Mach: Uh....you alright buddy?
Tack Angel: .....I'm totally fine....really....nothing wrong here....grrrr....
Trevor Mach: Well you don't normally bleed from anger like that.
Tack Angel: I don't get angry! I'm not an angry guy. I'm really happy for TaskForce....really I am.
Trevor Mach: I knew it. You really hate those bros don't you?
Tack Angel: I DON'T HAAAATE!
Trevor Mach: Well then, explain to me why you decided AGAINST a rematch with Void, and you suddenly want to team up with your bestest friend in the world for the Havok World Tag Team Championships!
Tack Angel: BECAUSE....*cough cough* Because teaming with my friend seemed like a fun and exciting challenge....to see if we could win the titles and hold them till VE X.
Trevor Mach: Right, we'll go with that if it makes you feel better dude. I'm totes into a tag title run, but haven't you had more success with the tag titles when teaming with Swift? Why not pull him out of #EVER for this?
Tack Angel: He still thinks I ate his ice cream sandwich. He's not speaking to me.
Trevor Mach: That was like 5 years ago!
Tack Angel: I know!
Trevor Mach: Justice 87 WAS the best tag team ever now that I'm thinking about it. We had a cool name, and most importantly I was in it, so I think a reformed team with my best bro holding the tag belts would be awesome.
Tack Angel: Great I-
Trevor Mach: But I have some demands.
Tack Angel: Oh....oh no.
Trevor Mach: First of all, we're renaming our tag team "Gun Justice".
Tack Angel: Why?
Trevor Mach: Because it's awesome.
Tack Angel: I'm not a big fan of Gun Justice!
Trevor Mach: That's part of it too! Next, I get to pick the theme song.
Tack Angel: Something from the 80's?
Trevor Mach: Something from the 80's. I know exactly what song to choose.
Tack Angel: Is this a test?
Trevor Mach: How badly do you want to take those titles from TaskForce?
Tack Angel: .....Alright....fine....let's do this.
Trevor Mach: Haha! Look out TaskForce, because Gun Justice is "gunning" for you! Bang Bang!
Jason Saxon: Do they know we never left the room?
Tony Novus: I have no idea.
The Havok World World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Qualifiers kicked off with the former champions LoveKick 87's taking on Degrees and Jackson Kain, the team that recently took them to the limit at Victory Explosion IX. The champions were in top form, looking to get a shot at the titles once again, but Degrees and Kain were able to out pace the former champions this time, with two of the four Pillars of Havok scoring the big upset win, when Kain hit the Shadow Kick on Jamie OD to score the pin. Big upset win, with LoveKick 87 showing respect after the match.
Gun Justice, the former Justice 87 tag team of Tack Angel and Trevor Mach returned to tag action in the next match of the Qualifiers against Grind and Hazard of Undeth. The former Jet Set tag team have bad blood with Mach stemming from the 87's vs. Undeth feud, and it showed in this bloody brawl. Great action from both teams, with a fired up Tack Angel going all out to clean house and get a shot at those tag titles. Finish came with legal man Hazard going off the top rope to hit Tack after he had just hit the Angel Driver on Grind for trying to get involved from the outside. Other legal man Trevor rushed in and blind sided Hazard with a Macha Ye while he was still in the air to then roll him up for the 1-2-3! Gun Justice with the victory means that next week they will take on Degrees and Jackson Kain in a Renegade vs. New Wave tag team war.
The Lady Renegades held a 4-Way match to determine who would next get a shot at Tracy's championship. With Kaie earning her spot after her match with M's at The Golden. She faced off against Alyssa Flash and the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions, and once again stole the show. Exciting match from the ladies, with M's and Tracy noticeably absent from the proceedings, but had Tess making a rare appearance on stage to observe the action. Kaie escaped Hope Mach's Olympic Slam to counter with the Celtic Hand Grenade to score the pin, the win, and the title shot. Another big win for Kaie, who is quickly rising up as a star in the Lady Renegades Division.
Camilo Ortega has set his sights on Void, and the man who walks the path of Heaven joined forces with the new Havok World Tag Team Champions in TaskForce to take on the new Havok World Champion, Killing Joke, and Hood. The new champ was in top form, but Camilo was looking to prove himself, hitting the STO Bomber on Hood to win the match. Camilo seems to be a lock for a showdown with Void for the Havok World Championship.
Main event time, as Kinniku Mike would be the Special Referee for a Havok Television Championship 3-Way between Champion Amigo, New Waver Erik Stone, and Mac's personal placement Noah Jennings. Mac wanted Mike to call it for Jennings to "earn" a spot in Greed, but Mr. Strong Tits called it right down the line in a very good main event match up. Amigo was the strong style aggressor, fighting for his life and his title, with Erik Stone putting forth a good effort to show he deserved to be there. Of course the former adult film star had to show boat as well, and that's when Noah Jennings would try to sneak in for the win, playing it very coy and sneaky with Mr. Gouji also trying to get involved on the outside to the disgust of the crowd. Literal disgust. Some of them were throwing up for some reason. I totally saw it. Amigo managed hit an Olympic Slam on Noah Jennings, just as Erik Stone went to the top rope. He gyrated his hips before landing a big splash called the Money Shot on both men, choosing to pin Noah Jennings for the 1-2-3. Erik Stone got the shocking main event win and the Havok Television Championship! The New Wave now has all of the gold, with a shocked Amigo staring straight through the new champion at Kinniku Mike to close the show.
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. New Wave Singles: Bashin Dan beat El Grande Vagrant via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. 2-on-3 Handicap Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Arremer X beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous via DQ
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Qualifier: Degrees/Jackson Kain[o[ beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[x] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Qualifier: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[o] beat Grind/Hazard[x] via Macha Ye -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Championship #1 Contender 4-Way: Kaie[o] beat Hope Mach[x], RJ Havok, and Alyssa Flash via Celtic Hand Grenade -> Pin
6. 6-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega[o]/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus beat Void/Hood[x]/Killing Joke via STO Bomber -> Pin
7. Havok Television Championship 3-Way: Erik Stone beat Amigo(c) and Noah Jennings[x] via Money Shot -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion! Special Referee: Kinniku Mike
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RJ Havok: Sup Renegades!? RJ Havok here with another update. Nerma and Hater were going to cover this one, but they may have SERIOUSLY quit the other day. Something about the New Wave they didn't like apparently? Oh well, I'm still here to "catch the wave" hahaha....oh wow...that IS a bad pun. Well, I'm not quitting as an announcer here or as Havok Lady Renegades Tag Champion for a long time no matter how bad the puns get and they do get bad. Believe me. I've heard puns I wouldn't dare inflict on innocent souls. So anyways, we're heading to E3 soon, but before that we've got an #EVER show full of exciting action for a change, but then we have a match that will get the Celtic Defamation League on our asses. Fergus will take on Tomo-kun of the 87's in a Shillelagh on a Pole in a ring surrounded by Lucky Charms and Four Leaf Clovers match. Why did Tomo agree to this? Does he NOT back down from ANYTHING?! The main event will see Los Tiburon get a title shot at Rains after winning the Geometric Impossibility last week. How will Good News Gary make Rains look strong this week? Find out if you feel like it I guess.
#EVER 47: Still not cancelled!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Singles: El Grande Vagrant vs. Hexagon III
2. Tag: Swift/Larmore vs. Danny Leung/Nosan
3. Singles: Alyssa Flash vs. Sunny Malibu Special Referee: Ultros
4. Shillelagh on a Pole in a ring surrounded by Lucky Charms and Four Leaf Clovers: Fergus vs. Ishihiro Tomo
5. No Rules Singles: Kiva vs. Hood
6. #EVER Open Championship: Rains(c) vs. Los Tiburon
RJ Havok: The next Chaos TV! is PACKED! From top to bottom a big show, but a show booked by the Greed leader and Havok Boss Little Mac, so shenanigans ARE in fact afoot. Subbie is forced to the bottom of the card to take on Dogma Mask, while the Brothers X face an even more stacked deck in Handicap action against the Dangerous Heel Besties and Noah Jennings. Gun Justice will take on Degrees and Jackson Kain to determine who gets the shot against TaskForce at Video Armageddon. Camilo Ortega will be getting his shot at Void's Havok World Championship at Video Armageddon as well, but he'll have to get through the random and dangerous Killing Joke first. Kaie and Real M's will have a rematch with No Rules. Can't wait to see Kaie kick her ass again. The surprising new Havok Television Champion Erik Stone will immediately have to put the title on the line against the "New Epic" Kishin Kid. A special referee will be used in this match, but the ref has yet to be announced. The big main event will see Kinniku Mike take on a livid Amigo in singles action. Apparently, Amigo demanded the match after losing the title where Mike was the special referee. All this Special Referee nonsense! We'll see what happens when old friends collide once again in the main event. Also, expect to see more of the New Wave rolled out on this next Chaos TV! Wow "rolled out"? Did I mean to do that pun subconsciously or was it just an accident?
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. Singles: Subculture vs. Dogma Mask
2. 4-on-2 Handicap Tag: Noah Jennings/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain
4. Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Killing Joke
5. No Rules Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie vs. Real M's
6. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone(c) vs. Kishin Kid Special Referee: ?
7. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Amigo
Sal Paradise: We lost.....we lost....again.
Jamie OD: Oi! It's ain't that bad Sal.
Sal Paradise: No Jamie, it IS that bad. It's hard enough overcoming a language barrier I can't understand, but now we're taking losses left and right, LOSING the Havok World Tag Team Championships in the process.
Jamie OD: Remember what they told us in the face turn support group. Every time we fall off the horse, we get back on.
Sal Paradise: No! No more horses! I don't want to ride a horse, I want to win! I think it's time for a relapse!
Jamie OD: You mean?
Sal Paradise: That's it, I'm turning heel!
Jamie OD: What?!
Sal Paradise: I'm doing it! Right now! Aaaaaaah!
Jamie OD: WHOA!
Sal Paradise: I'm such a heel now, but it's not over yet. This is what happens when I take it one step beyond!
Jamie OD: You've gone bonkers Sal!
Trevor Mach: Hey what's going on in here?
Jamie OD: Sal's turning heel!
Trevor Mach: Oh cool! Hey everyone! We're turning heel! Yeah!
Tack Angel: What? What? What? No. No, we're not. It doesn't even work that way! I don't know what Sal's doing, but that's not turning heel.
Sal Paradise: It's not?
Trevor Mach: Damn. False alarm everyone! Go back to whatever you were doing!
Tack Angel: Look Sal, I'll be the first to curse you for dropping the tag belts to TaskForce-
Sal Paradise: Wait what?
Tack Angel: But you can't beat yourself up over this. We'll get those title back or die trying.
Trevor Mach: Yeah he REALLY hates TaskForce guys. So much so, that he's COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that the company he used to run was handed off to a corrupt Little Mac who could potentially drive us all to ruin! That's how much he wants these belts!
Tack Angel: I...uh...just think that the titles belong back with us, the 87's!
Jamie OD: Oi, did we ever actually let Tack IN the 87's?
Trevor Mach: I dunno. Tomo did you?
Ishihiro Tomo: .....
Trevor Mach: Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, he's in, because he's a member of the best tag team....uh...not named LoveKick....cause you guys are just as good as we are.
Tack Angel: Yeah, so how about we win the titles and you guys get the first shot. That way, TaskForce doesn't get it. I mean, that way the former champions get the title shot they deserve. I mean, who doesn't let the former champions get a rematch when they lose the title?
Sal Paradise: You didn't get a rematch with Void. You outright turned it down.
Tack Angel: My destiny took me elsewhere.
Trevor Mach: This guy is soooo salty about TaskForce. It's hilarious!
Tack Angel: I am not!
Jamie OD: Well, looks like we've got next week off. If you need me I'll be piss drunk and nearly comatose.
Trevor Mach: Sounds awesome.
Sal Paradise: Well, if I can't turn heel, guess I'll go home and write my novel.
Trevor Mach: In Eaglish this time?
Sal Paradise: I would, but I don't speak Eaglish.
Trevor Mach: ......What was I expecting him to say at this point?
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#EVER is STILL not cancelled, so let's go ahead and recap the show that wastes its roster, ruins chances to capitalize on the Lady Renegades, and seems to only want to make Rains look strong. It's like, they've got the best roster they have ever had, especially with legends like Swift. It's good to throw away all your chances at success to make one guy look strong who doesn't really connect with the fans. Moving on...
El Grande Vagrant AKA probably Steve battled Hexagon III in the opener. The Vagrant was looking to recover from his loss to Bashin Dan, but Hex III was even more motivated to break the stigma for the Havok luchadors, winning the match easily with a Package Piledriver. Guess Steve should stay BEHIND the camera. What's that? Oh, you're standing right there Steve? How the hell did you change your clothes so fast?
Swift and Larmore beat SWORD again because that's what they do. Danny Leung's quest to get back over was halted another week, after Larmore submitted Nosan with the Cobra Clutch.
Alyssa Flash and Sunny Malibu had a great match, despite the lecherous Ultros serving as guest referee. Sunny had a lot to prove, wanting to be as successful as Kaie has been recently, but the veteran Flash caught her in a Fujiwara Armbar and tapped her out.
The actual good wrestling had to pause for stupid gimmicks, as the newcomer Fergus introduced a ridiculous match concept. A Shillelagh on a Pole in a ring surrounded by Lucky Charms and Four Leaf Clovers match. Tomo-kun is apparently intolerant of the color green like a bull is to red, because he tore up all the clovers and cereal, before knocking over the pole with the shillelagh on it. Before Fergus could question why he was off his feet, with the pitbull working him over. By the time Fergus finally got serious the crowd was on fire for-suddenly Brogue Kick. The room fell to a deafening silence. Everyone immediately passed out or intentionally sat on their hands. Fergus may have had the match won at this point, but he posed for the crowd instead. Holding his arms out like he's the only one who has ever posed like that, and beating his pale white chest with his fist. One of his own stray fists caught him in the chin and he stumbled back, right into the waiting Tomo who blasted him with headbutts and dropped him with a Brainbuster for the 1-2-3.
So yeah, back to the wrestling, as Kiva faced off against Hood in a rematch, but with a No Rules stipulation. The Anahuac hero has been in a rut after the recent loss to the Havok World Champion Void, but he was able to adapt to the street fight setting, out fighting Hood for a second time in recent weeks and scoring the pin after the Kiva Dive.
Main event time, as Good News Gary stacked the deck against Los Tiburon, as he made his challenge against #EVER Open Champion Rains. It was the kind of match you would expect. Los Tiburon tried to grapple the hell out of everything, even the turnbuckles, and Rains just spammed punches and spear attempts. He did this thing where he tried winking towards the fans, but it looked awkward and forced, and I hope he never does it again. Finish was supposed to come when Tiburon nearly drove Rains through the mat with a Dragon Suplex, but Good News Gary was not looking to count the pin. When Tiburon tried to get his attention, Rains got up and hit the Superman Punch, keeping the mad luchador down for a quick count, and cheap defense for Rains. Rains, SWORD, and Good News Gary celebrated the win, while #Hashtaggers like Swift, Larmore, and Tomo looked on. They all looked ready to step up as the next challenger until...
El Mago appeared in the ring from a cloud of smoke, with case in hand. The case containing the jar, containing the note, with the IOU scribbled on it for a title shot at any place and any time. Good News Gary panicked at the thought, but before anyone could do anything, El Mago had Rains down with the Abracahurricanrana DDT. Tiburon re-entered the ring and forced Good News Gary to do count the pin. 1-2-3! El Mago pinned Rains to become the new #EVER Open Champion! Even though the crowd was cheering the result, Good News Gary wept like it was all over for #EVER, shouting out to the heavens as El Mago celebrated with Tiburon, Swift, Larmore, and Tomo....well Tomo didn't celebrate....you get the idea.
#EVER 47: Still not cancelled!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Singles: Hexagon III beat El Grande Vagrant via Package Piledriver -> Pin
2. Tag: Swift/Larmore[o] beat Danny Leung/Nosan[x] via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Singles: Alyssa Flash beat Sunny Malibu via Fujiwara Armbar -> Submission Special Referee: Ultros
4. Shillelagh on a Pole in a ring surrounded by Lucky Charms and Four Leaf Clovers: Ishihiro Tomo beat Fergus via Brainbuster -> Pin
5. No Rules Singles: Kiva beat Hood via Kiva Dive -> Pin
6. #EVER Open Championship: Rains(c) beat Los Tiburon via Superman Punch of course -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
7. #EVER Open Championship: El Mago beat Rains(c) via Abracahurricanrana DDT -> Pin -> NEW #EVER Open Champion!
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Little Mac: Welcome fans of Havok to the SEASON PREMIERE of Chaos TV! We throw around terms like "new era" in this sport a lot, mostly as a ploy to make you THINK we're bringing you new content, when in general its just a quick fix before returning to the status quo. This time it's different, with me in charge the New Wave has begun, and at the center of it will be my Four Pillars, the first and foremost pillar being the New Epic Kishin Kid. Camilo Ortega seems to have taken the spot of the disappointment known as Subculture, and that's why he's getting a title shot against Void at Video Armageddon. Degrees and Jackson Kain may just solidify their spots if they are able to overcome the poorly named "Gun Justice" of the 87's. Of course, in my world its survival of the fittest, and everyone will have to fight to keep their spots. It's a greedy world, and the return of Greed will see the weak crushed and replaced. We have some strong newcomer though, like that Bashin Dan kid, but right now, I'm more interested in the man beside me. Fergus, the Celtic Warrior. The Great White......blank. The thorn in the side of one Trevor Mach, but he's also a heavy hitting brawler that loves to fight. After taking a loss to Mach, Good News Gary tried to waste his talents in #EVER, but I knew I needed to lock him down in a contract, as a member of Greed. With Greed having your back you'll get the "proper guidance" by both myself and Mr. Gouji. You may yet become one of my Four Pillars.
Fergus: Yoo maed a goood choice pickin' meh to be aparrt of yur Grrrreed stable. I won let ye doon. I luv teh fight!
Little Mac: And we'll be putting that attribute to use tonight, trust me on that one, because this Season Premiere of Chaos TV! will be the start of the process, where we weed out the weak and reshape Havok with a New Wave that will-
Trevor Mach: Hey asshole, what the hell do you think you're doing!?
Little Mac: Trevor Mach, I didn't invite you into my office.
Trevor Mach: Ask me if I care. I want to know what you're thinking! Are you out of your mind?!
Little Mac: Upset that Fergus is sticking around?
Trevor Mach: What? No, I'm over that potato! You called this the Season Premiere of Chaos TV!
Little Mac: ....And?
Trevor Mach: It's NOT a Season Premiere!
Little Mac: What?
Trevor Mach: For you to have a Season Premiere, you would have to have a Season Finale, followed by a period of time where we are off the air. We had neither of those things THEREFORE, your claim that this is a Season Premiere is complete bullshit!
Little Mac: ....Are you just running out of things to get angry about?
Trevor Mach: That's NEVER going to happen! I'm not standing for this. Peeps at home, don't listen to this man's lies. This is NOT a Season Premiere!
Little Mac: It is!
Trevor Mach: It's not!
Little Mac: It is because I say it is!
Trevor Mach: I say you're a mad man!
Little Mac: Pot calling the kettle black Mach, now get out of my office!
Trevor Mach: Oh I'm leaving alright, but not because you told me to! Season Premiere my ass Mac! You're a damn liar!
Little Mac: I think some of the veterans have been here too long. Mach's a bit too punch drunk. I would know. Maybe we should "suggest" he head off into the sunset.
Chaos TV!'s Season Premiere is-whoa! Trevor, get out of the booth! I'm trying to recap the show! I feel that threatening me with a Macha Ye is a bit much. I just won't call it the Season Premiere! All you had to do was ask! Geez, he wasn't kidding. Another Chaos TV! that is in no way different from previous installments promised to be a game changer. Greed is back, with Mac using both them and the New Wave to wash away the so called weak Renegades. We weren't sure exactly how Mac planned on weeding out his undesirables, but we quickly found out by the end of the show, or rather we found out right at the beginning...
Subculture opened the show against Dogma Mask. The hard luck street dog wasted no time in brawling with Gouji's masked goon. Gouji and Noah Jennings tried to get involved on the outside, by Subbie grabbed a chair and chased them off. Dogma Mask charged, but Subculture tossed the chair at Dogma, with the masked man catching it, only to eat it as Subbie punched it right into his face, riding the line of a DQ. Finish came when Subculture landed the Culture Shock, getting the pin and the win. Subculture grabbed a mic, looking ready to call out Little Mac, when Fergus killed the heat out of nowhere with his Brogue Kick. Kishin Kid and Noah Jennings ran down to help in a 3-on-1 assault. Little Mac came down and ordered a cage lowered around the ring. He shouted through the steel at Subculture, calling him weak and a waste of time. Noah Jennings pulled out a jar filled with a green fluid. Fergus held up Subculture, as Noah tossed the fluid into Subculture's eyes. The street dog fell to the mat in agony, covering his eyes as the rest of Greed left the ring. EMTs quickly rushed to the scene to help Subculture. In the back, cameras caught Little Mac talking to police, holding up Subculture's contract, claiming that whatever happened in that ring was nice and legal, not mentioning that he had trapped Subbie in the ring for the heinous attack.
The Brothers X seemed to be the next targets of Greed, as Noah Jennings stuck around to help the Trios Champions, the Dangerous Heel Besties in a 4-on-2 Handicap Tag. Greed were playing fast and loose with the rules, wearing the brothers down slowly over time. Despite overcoming the odds last week, Firebrand and Arremer were overwhelmed this week. A late match comeback was halted dead when RnK hit his No Kachi Cutter on Arremer for the pin.
Bashin Dan: Konichiwa! I'm the Clash King Bashin Dan! I won my first match in Havok, but to be the best of the New Wave, I need a real thrilling, hot blooded challenge. I look forward to my next match, when I come at my opponent like a bullet. Let's Clash!
Amigo: Let's Clash? Is that your catchphrase? I never needed one. I do all my actions in the ring, and I'm the best there is in that ring. Despite this, a former adult film star has the title I was going to bring legitimacy to. Despite this, they spend more time talking about you and letting you rattle off your catchphrases, while they barely mention the importance of tonight's match. You might be part of the New Wave, but I was part of the Surge Generation. I was the best, but Kinniku Mike got the spotlight, because of his stupid catchphrases. I thought we could work together again, I really did, but he didn't do right by his supposed friend. I don't intend on being fooled again. I've made some changes in my life, some important choices. I know what to do now. Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of my way kid. One more thing, be careful about asking for a challenge. You might find one that you can't handle and you're going to get hurt. That's your one warning.
The Havok World Tag #1 Contender match was up next, as Gun Justice would take on Degrees and Jackson Kain. The two New Wavers have been finding recent success in both singles and tag competition, making them the perfect opponents against the veteran tag team from the 87's. Excellent match up, with Kain and Degrees holding their own, but Mach and Angel are multiple time World Champions for a reason, as they showed excellent team work once the bell rang. Tack was on the ropes when the Tag Team Champion TaskForce appeared on the stage to watch the match. Something clicked as Tack suddenly fired back with his stiff kicks. He hit a high kick on Degrees before he could hit the Shadow Kick and tagged in Trevor, who immediately floored Kain with the Macha Ye while the veteran Tack blocked the path of Degrees, even though it looked more like he was trying to get to TaskForce for SOME reason.....probably the title belts...and that's it. Suddenly, Kishin Kid, Noah Jennings, Dogma Mask, and Fergus came back down to the ring to the disdain of the fans. They meddled with Mach long enough for an oblivious Kain to hit the Shadow Kick and get the 1-2-3. Degrees and Jackson Kain will face their long time friends from #EVER and fellow New Wavers TaskForce for the Havok World Tag Team Championships.
RJ Havok: Now where is that camera? I want it on hand to see M's get her ass beat tonight!
Real M's: Pst! Pst!
RJ Havok: Speak of the devil and she will appear. What are you doing in there?
Real M's: You're not supposed to be in here! Go get Trevor already!
RJ Havok: What? Why? Wait....why are you only wearing a tow-YOU BITCH!
Real M's: HEY! HEY! HEY! I know it looks like I'm trying to sexually entice Trevor to get him to call off Murasaki but.....well....that's exactly what I'm trying to do!
RJ Havok: How does that not make you a bitch?
Real M's: I never said it didn't.
RJ Havok: Not that I care what she does to you, but Trevor had nothing to do with it, and he's told me she is not about to listen to him. I'm having too much fun watching you piss yourself in fear though, so I'd rather he not even try.
Real M's: Come on now! You don't have to be so rude ya know?
RJ Havok: Rude? RUDE?! What about you. What about all the hurt you and Tracy have caused. Rated M has tainted the division with sex and violence, normally something I would enjoy, but because it's you it just sucks. Your chickens are coming home to roost M's. Trevor can't and won't help you, and he certainly won't take the bait.
Real M's: ....Will you?
RJ Havok: WHAT?!
Real M's: Come on RJ, we've had some fun together remember? That toe curling experimental type of fun.
RJ Havok: How could I forget? You won't let me!
Real M's: You don't want to forget. You want more.
RJ Havok: I do? News to me.
Real M's: Come on RJ, let's not fight anymore. You do something for me, and I will do something for you.
RJ Havok: You're sick.
Real M's: I'm an opportunist. You've got an opportunity to get on my good side right now. I'll forget about our feud, and your affiliation with my no good, backstabbing daughter, if you convince Trevor to try and call off Murasaki. I have a match with Kaie tonight dammit! How am I supposed to kick her ass if I have to worry about getting a knife in the back!
RJ Havok: Knife in the back, how ironic.
Real M's: Yeah yeah yeah, the irony isn't lost on me! So what do you say RJ? *Drops towel* Pleasure before business?
RJ Havok: You know what? Here's what I think. I think you had better hope that there is another towel in here! YOINK!
Real M's: Hey wait! Don't do that! Oh she's even skedaddling away. It wasn't enough to run, she had to skedaddle! BITCH! Think about it though! I hate you. Please come back! I'm going to kill her.
Camilo Ortega, the new #1 Contender for Void's World Championship, faced off against Undeth's Killing Joke. The enigmatic man in the golden mask has been randomly attacking Renegades, picking fights because it amuses him. Today he would be standing as the wall between Camilo and Void's title bout. Good match up, with an on fire Camilo coming down hard on the Killing Joke, who laughed his way through the match, trying to anger Camilo, but the man who walks the path of Heaven wasn't having it, coming off the ropes with an STO Bomber to get the pin and the win. Camilo won the match, but he wouldn't be leaving the ring feeling like a winner, as Void appeared and clobbered Camilo with the title belt. He and Killing Joke put the beating on Camilo before Void pulled out a bag full of barbed wire. In a sick display, Void and Killing Joke crucified Camilo, tying him to the ring ropes with the wire before putting the proverbial crown of thorns on his head.
Void: You think you have a savior in Camilo Ortega? Saviors get crucified. It is people like me, and those that embrace Undeth that endure. Keep on walking your path Camilo Ortega. It will lead to a dead end. Your Armageddon is at hand.
Kaie has made big waves in the Lady Renegades division. She has taken Real M's to the limit in the past, and had a shot at the title. Tonight wasn't about getting a shot or making a name, it was personal, as Kaie wanted M's out of the way before getting another shot at the title. M's was cautious coming out, looking all around for the mysterious Murasaki, who had been leaving her messages, and threatening her life. Her behavior was quite different from the normally cocky heel. Excellent in ring action though, with M's getting into the match more as Tracy had her back on the outside. The No Rules stipulation didn't lead to a lot of hardcore weaponry, but it did allow the Lady Renegades to be more brutal in their attacks. M's hit the Rolling M's hard on Kaie, but the stoic warrior took it full on, before coming back with the Celtic Hand Grenade. M's looked like she was able to take it too before comically flopping to the mat. Kaie loomed over M's for the pin, before M's trapped her in a triangle choke, a move she probably learned from her time with Trevor Mach. She laughed and degraded Kaie, mimicking dry humping as she held the choke harder. An enraged Kaie managed to pick M's up and tried slamming her to the ground, but M's went outside of her move set to hit a hurracanrana from the position she was in and took Kaie to the floor. As she was setting up to clobber Kaie with a chair a purple spotlight hit the stage, as Murasaki rushed out to get in the ring with an unassuming M's. Tracy tried to warn her, but M's backed into Murasaki freaking out as she backed away right into a roll up from Kaie. 1-2-3! Kaie had beaten Real M's, but the Rated M team were more interested in escaping the ring. Running from a pursuing Murasaki. Kaie will surely get her title shot against Tracy now.
The Television Championship was on the line next, as the New Waver Erik Stone put the belt on the line against Kishin Kid, with Mr. Gouji serving as the guest referee, showing that the deck was obviously stacked in favor of Greed. Erik Stone held his own, and for once with Erik Stone that didn't mean something lewd. Kishin Kid the former 2-Time Television and World Champion was surprisingly on the rope before coming back with a cutter to knock Stone to the floor. Kishin kept tripping up Stone to keep him off his game, with Mr. Gouji looking away whenever he tried breaking the rules. Stone came back with a flurry before going for the Large Package, but Gouji used a slow count that gave the Kid time to escape. Kishin finally set up the Demon Wings when Trevor Mach came rushing down to the ring with chair in hand. He clobbered Kishin Kid with the chair and demanded that Gouji not call a DQ and instead count the pin. Gouji quickly complied, as Erik Stone hit the Money Shot to get the win and title defense. Mach and Stone rushed to the back afterwards as the Dangerous Heel Besties and the rest of Greed rushed the ring. In the back...
RJ Havok: Trevor!
Trevor Mach: Sup babe!
RJ Havok: I just saw what you did. That's what's up!
Trevor Mach: I know right?!
Erik Stone: I appreciate the assist. The odds were stacked against me there, but I think I was able to "nail" it none the less.
Trevor Mach: Yep! Adult movie reference pun here!
RJ Havok: I'm glad you helped Stone, but what brought that on.
Trevor Mach: I'll tell ya babe. I'm fired up! I haven't been this fired up since I literally set half of Edo on fire! I have a target! I have a goal. No, it's not that potato Fergus, but he IS one of them. I'm talking about you Greed. Mac, you came back, you took power, you IMMEDIATELY decided to abuse it. That's cool if that's your bag, but then you want to wipe out the foundations of Havok? People like me and Tack Angel built this place bitch! Survival of the fittest? I'm down for a Battle Royale scenario. Kill or be killed as they say. I don't know who they are but they say it. I'm not going anywhere! If anything you've given me a new lease on life and a new purpose, and that purpose is taking you down! The 87's are up for a bloody violent war with Greed, but we're not alone. We're making friends in high and low places, and we're going to rock you like a hurricane Mac! So Get Hype Renegades, as the game is on! It's showtime folks! BOOSH!
RJ Havok: You are so hot right now with your hype and your mullet.
Trevor Mach: I know babe, and you and I are going to deal with that later. I got some new ideas from my new bro Erik Stone here, and I have a feeling Tack's going to want to buy new furniture after we're done.
RJ Havok: *bites lip* Nice!
Tack Angel in the distance: Achoo! What was that? A foreboding sneeze? I have a bad feeling all of a sudden.
Main event time, as Kinniku Mike battled Amigo in another Surge Generation classic. Both men knew each other so well that the opening minutes saw counters to counters to counters, and even more counters to those! Lots of countering is what I'm trying to say I guess. Amigo was showing a lot of anger and frustration, mimicking his out of control attitude before taking some time off before coming back to win the World Championship for the shortest reign in title history. That frustration opened him up to a lot of mistakes though. Amigo was hitting Mike with a series of suplexes, when Mike countered with one of his own. He ran the ropes and basically attacked Amigo with his strong tits, smashing him to the mat. As Mike was setting up for the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb, Noah Jennings and Little Mac came down to the ring. Mac ordered Noah to trip up Mike. As Mike tried to attack Noah, he was suddenly blindsided by Amigo, who hit an Olympic Slam before going for the pin. 1-2-3! Amigo beat Kinniku Mike, but with thanks from Mac and Noah Jennings. Little Mac came in to celebrate with Amigo and officially welcome him into the Greed stable. Amigo has sold out to Greed to get what he wants...
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. Singles: Subculture beat Dogma Mask via Culture Shock -> Pin
2. 4-on-2 Handicap Tag: Noah Jennings/Randy no Kachi[o]/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous beat Firebrand X/Arremer X[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Degrees/Jackson Kain[o] beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
4. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Killing Joke via DQ
5. No Rules Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie beat Real M's via Roll Up -> Pin
6. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone(c) beat Kishin Kid via Money Shot -> Pin -> 1st Defense Special Referee: Mr. Gouji
7. Singles: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike via Olympic Slam -> Pin
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RJ Havok: Sup Renegades!? Havok is getting really interesting, with Greed in control, and the 87's declaring war. It's going to be an all out brawl from here folks, especially with LoveKick coming back from a week off. They were delighted to hear about the situation they were put in while on vacation. No seriously, it gives them something to do, they were totally into the idea. Video Armageddon is coming, but Little Mac has made some changes to the original card. Despite Subculture being blinded, perhaps permanently by the douche nozzle Little Mac, our boss is still insisting on facing him in his own video game Punch Out. Seriously! Douche Nozzle! He's also stacking the deck against Erik Stone once again. Amigo and Mike will now be playing some Vidya as well for the E3 crowd. 87's will go to war with Greed. The Havok World Tag Team Championships will on the the line as well. The main event was supposed to see Camilo Ortega challenge Void for the Havok World Championship, but after the crucifixion, and Little Mac not wanting to give that match away for free at E3, that match has been changed. Now, Camilo Ortega will face Killing Joke in a Crucifixion Battle. Sounds sacrilegiously delicious! Next up Renegades, VIDEO ARMAGEDDON!
Officially Unofficial Video Armageddon Theme Song:
Havok: Video Armageddon
E3 Expo Center, Fourside
Havok Battle Network/Twitchy TV
1. Video Armageddon Punch Out! Showdown: Subculture vs. Little Mac
2. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone vs. Noah Jennings vs. Dogma Mask
3. Video Armageddon Double Dragon: Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike
4. Video Armageddon Super Mario 3 Showdown: Trevor Mach vs. Tack Angel
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Kishin Kid/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Jason Saxon(c)/Tony Novus(c) vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain
7. Crucifixion Battle: Camilo Ortega vs. Killing Joke
RJ Havok: Right after that event, we'll be heading into yet another special, as the Renegades head back to Twoson for Havok: Mercy. This is the big show, the one you'll want to see, but watch the other one too because you like me and you do what I ask when I make this face. You can't see it, but I'm making it right now. Trevor Mach's declaration of war came at the cost of Kishin Kid, and he's gotten Mac to book him against Mach in a Hair vs. Hair match, to try and embarrass my Trevor, by taking away his glorious mullet. Tack was really into the idea when he heard about it. What's that guy's deal with the 80's anyways? I'm not sweating it. The mullet is too strong. That's what's up! The two had this to say about the match.
Kishin Kid: Mach, since my becoming you have always been in my way. We fought over the Television title and the World title. I'm tired of your antics, and if you think you're getting in the way of Greed's rise, your our of your mind and out of your league. It's a new world and a new wave. You don't belong here and neither does that terrible mullet. I'm going to take what's most important to you....I'll rip that vestige of the 80's right off your head.
Trevor Mach: You're talking a lot of shit Kid, but what you should be doing is getting some turtle wax for your soon to be bald dome. You talk a lot and I talk a lot, but in that ring it's about deeds, not words.
Kishin Kid: Well here's my deed. It will be ridding Havok of the "Bad Man" Trevor Mach.
Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well it's all on the wheel Kid.
Kishin Kid: The wheel?
Trevor Mach: It all comes around.
Kishin Kid: Where's he going? What the hell did that even mean?
RJ Havok: Tack's going to be leading LoveKick 87's into a Trios title challenge against Dangerous Heel Besties. M's will finally have to face Murasaki in the ring, and I can't wait for that one. Crazy chick came on to me just to try and get out of this match. I mean I'm good looking enough that I don't blame her but still. Mike and Amigo will put down the controllers and face off again in a Last Man Standing match. Little Mac will continue to belittle Subculture by challenging the possibly blind Subbie in another KO Match. The gall of Mac to keep doing this to his former pupil and the man that tried to carry his torch when we ALL thought he was dead. Kaie is going to get another shot at Tracy and the Lady Renegades Championship, while Camilo will take on Void for the Havok World Championship, that is if he survives the match with Killing Joke. Seriously, E3 could get bloody. Don't miss either show, or....or I'm not going to be happy with you. That's right.
Havok: Mercy
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Trios Championship: Tack Angel/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's vs. Murasaki
3. Hair vs. Hair: Trevor Mach vs. Kishin Kid
4. Last Man Standing: Kinniku Mike vs. Amigo
5. KO Match: Little Mac vs. Subculture
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Kaie
7. Havok World Championship No Rules: Void(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
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Good News Gary: Alright, so I figured it out and I have some GOOD NEWS! The best way to get Rains over, is if he's close to a person who is MEGA over! That way some of that overness will rub off onto Rains, and instead of pushing the guy that is MEGA over we can hope to push Rains who will be kind of over! That's what we need you for Tomo-kun!
Ishihiro Tomo: .....
Rains: Let our new friendship "rain down" on #EVER.
Ishihiro Tomo: Omae wo korosu
Good News Gary: I think this is going to work out great!
El Grande Vagrant: Hey Gary, it is I, El Grande Vagrant, and I am here to deliver a message to you!
Good News Gary: Ah, Retro Hippie, what is it?
El Grande Vagrant: First of all, it's El Grande Vagrant, and second of all, I was told to point out that you forgot to book #EVER this week because you spent all week trying to figure out how to fix the Rains debacle.
Good News Gary: I forgot to book #EVER? You're right, I guess I did. Oh well, I'm sure I have time to fix this. When is #EVER.
El Grande Vagrant: Now.
Good News Gary: Eh?
El Grande Vagrant: Now....right now....look....the camera is on. See Steve over there?
Good News Gary: *slowly turns to camera*........Oh hi #Hashtaggers! Good News Gary here, and I have some GOOD NEWS for you! Big matches are going to happen tonight! Yes sir.....big matches.....LIKE...uh....um....LIKE Danny Leung and Nosan of SWORD taking on Hexagon III and Locura! Yeah! I'll...uh....tell you the rest of the matches.....when you get back....cut away Steve....cut away!
So I guess everyone forgot about #EVER, even Good News Gary, who was rushing to put together a show in real time. The opening match saw wrestlers not realizing they were booked competing in a rushed match, with Hex III and Locura adapting to the on the fly situation a lot better, leading to Danny and Nosan busting out weapons for a DQ. Locura ended up getting the worst of it, suffering injuries to the joints and muscles developed specifically by luchadors that keep their skeletons from escaping during the flippiest of lucha moves. Sure hope his skeleton doesn't escape.
*poof*
El Mago: Señor Gary!
Good News Gary: AH! You! Where did you come from?!
El Mago: I am El Mago, it's what I do.
Good News Gary: You have caused me enough problems! You ruined the golden age of wrestling! A glorious reign of Rains! The ratings were going to shoot through the roof!
El Grande Vagrant: Actually, the rating hit an all time low, when your audience got sick of you not listening to them and forcing a new champion down their throats.
Good News Gary: ....I said the rating WERE going to go up! Once people boarded the Rains Train. No one wants to ride on the cheap El Mago Train.....you don't even HAVE a train.
El Mago: Angry or not, I am the new #EVER Open Champion, and I wish to make a defense tonight. I know you don't have a show planned, so my proposal is that you let me defend against my good friend Kiva. He helped me get to where I am, and I owe him much for-
Good News Gary: Hey! I got a show planned! That match ain't happening, because it won't allow me to forcibly hotshot the title back onto Rains! I'll tell you what I AM going to do though. I'm calling it the Rains Wins Over the Top Royale for the #EVER Open Championship! It will feature you obviously, and SWORD, and that Kiva guy can stick around I GUESS! Some other guys and some local jobbers I'm going to pay off to....elevate the match.
El Mago: Are you going to screw me over?
Good News Gary: Mago, that would be Bad News, and I only deal in Good News!
El Mago: But what if the Good News is Bad News for someone else.
Good News Gary: .....You get out of my head lucha wizard guy, and go hotshot that title back onto Rains tonight in the main event! That should fix all the problems with #EVER!
El Grande Vagrant: Hey, can I be, El Grande Vagrant, be in the main event?
Good News Gary: Eh? Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?
The next match that was unscheduled saw Flying Man take on a returning from Edo Kota Hayashi. The Edo star was unprepared, being dragged from the airport and driven directly to Club Saturn. Despite this a great match ensured, so naturally SOMETHING had to happen, but this time it was interesting...three characters jumped out of the crowd and filled the ring, confusing Flying Man and Kota. It was known other than DReAM and Gear from Segua, and they were joined by none other than the Segua Legend, the boy that never grows up, Das Wunderkid Lex Kiddo!
Lex Kiddo: I'll keep it short, cause apparently we were the only ones planning on showing up tonight! The war in Segua is over! We're back and we have something to say to Good News Gary. WE'RE TAKING OVER!
The main event would see Rains and SWORD try to oust El Mago from his newly won championship in the most overly corrupt way possible that is about as subtle as a brick. Sword were quick to knock out guys like Tiburon. Rains tried to eliminate Kiva with a Superman Punch, but he forgot to cock his fist before punching him, so it didn't work out that well. Of course the local jobbers, Nosan, and Danny Leung worked hard to make sure El Mago didn't last long. Despite poofing all over the ring, they eventually knocked the champion out of the match. Kiva managed to hit the hurricanrana that took Rains over the top, but he had another spot in the match and quickly returned to throw Kiva out of the ring. Hexagon joined Tiburon in pulling Danny and Nosan over the top rope for a brawl, seemingly leading to Rains being the sole survivor.....except literally everyone forgot about El Grande Vagrant. With Rain celebrating, he didn't see Vagrant rush him to throw him over the top, scoring the final elimination and the #EVER Open Championship! The crowd went nuts, as the 87's ran down the stage to hoist him up in a big celebration as APPARENTLY he is Retro Hippie and NOT Steve. He took off the mask and everything. I was certain it was Steve. SWORD were taking a beating as Good News Gary cursed the God that put Retro Hippie on the Earth. Retro Hippie is #EVER Open Champion in 2015! Holy Shit!
#EVER 48: OH SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT #EVER!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Tag: Hexagon III/Locura beat Danny Leung/Nosan via DQ
2. Singles: Flying Man vs. Kota Hayashi ended in a No Contest
3. Rains Wins Over the Top Royale for the #EVER Open Championship:
1. Rains 2. Nosan 3. Danny Leung 4. Paid off local jobber 5. Paid off local jobber 6. Kiva 7. El Mago 8. El Grande Vagrant 9. Los Tiburon 10. Rains again in case he gets eliminated which shouldn't happen if the rest of the SWORD and the Paid off local jobbers do their jobs
Winner and New #EVER Open Champion: El Grande Vagrant aka Retro Hippie
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RJ Havok: Sup Renegades, Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Champion RJ Havok here to-
Noah Jennings: Excuse me! Hey! You're ignoring me! I'm standing right here!
RJ Havok: I know you are, I just don't care. What are you doing the booth, I'm trying to record this promo for the Network!
Noah Jennings: I have orders from Little Mac. You need to watch what you say and clean up your act around here. You're spread a bit thin if you know what we mean.
RJ Havok: What, you mean being an active and successful wrestler AND doing all the promos since Nerma and Hater took off? I think I'm doing just fine. You could learn a thing or two. Being awesome takes work sometimes.
Noah Jennings: Heh. Do you know who I am?
RJ Havok: You ask that a lot. You should wear a name tag if you feel that insecure.
Noah Jennings: You women are all the same. Think you can talk big cause you have some gold? Think you're safe cause you're getting nailed by Trevor
Mach?
RJ Havok: Do you feel like being put through this glass today, cause I really think it's about to happen.
Noah Jennings: Jokes on you, this is soundproof glass, it's too tough to go through that easily.
RJ Havok: Jokes on you, I don't have any other plans today, so I have plenty of time to try, and no one will hear your screams until it shatters! HAHA!
Noah Jennings: ....You better just watch it missy. Mac will can your ass.
RJ Havok: Ooo...I'm SO scared. Get YOUR overly purple ass out of the booth, so I can get back to my job! Unlike you, my job doesn't involve jobbing in the ring. Scat! Shoo!
Noah Jennings: ....*grumble*
RJ Havok: Now, where the hell were we? Oh yeah, we've got news. We have learned some bad news about the street dog Subculture. The former World Champion has been blinded by the chemical attack by the asshole that was just in the booth. They think it's permanent. This obviously puts Subbie's future with Havok into question. A big decision needed to be made by the distraught Renegades, but luckily he had a friend to guide him.
Lu: What do you think you're doing Subculture?
Subculture: Lu? Is that you?
Lu: You're up on this roof ready to end it all?
Subculture: No it's not like-
Lu: That is never the answer. In my country it used to be the path of those that felt they had no honor left, but you do, and you have heart and spirit like I have never seen. Life has been tough for you. Your constant struggles to try and honor a legacy while climbing back up the ranks. It's been a long road, and you've felt like you've been on your own. You've seen your dreams torn apart, and now they've even taken your sight. I know it's been a nightmare, but you have to keep pushing forward. Don't do this. Don't jump.
Subculture: What? I wasn't going to jump.
Lu: ....You weren't.
Subculture: No, I'm lost. I have no idea where I am.
Lu: Oh....well...you're on a ledge.
Subculture: Oh shit!
Lu: Let me help you down.
Subculture: I was looking for the soda machine, but after you reminded me of everything that's been going on in my life, I might as well stay up here heh.
Lu: You've kept a sense of humor, that's good.
Subculture: What else is there to hold onto. I'm at the end of my career.
Lu: No Subculture, it's only over if you want it to be. This doesn't have to be the end. It's the start of something new. If you let this take you down no one would blame you, but I KNOW you can overcome this. It's time for a new start, and sometimes your sight can get in the way.
Subculture: You're not making a lot of sense.
Lu: But I am. When your sight is gone you get to really think. You have to concentrate so much harder. You learn to use your other senses in a way no one with eyes can. Those without sight can learn to do incredible things.
Subculture: How do you know so much about all of this?
Lu: .....You're not the only blind man on this roof.
Subculture: ....Who else is here?
Lu: Just you and me.
Subculture: You mean.....
Lu: That's right.
Subculture: What? How? How could you be? I've seen you wrestle! I've seen you watching the matches!
Lu: I use my other senses. I can tell how a match is going by the sounds and vibrations. The sounds of the impact and the sounds of the crowd. I can feel the opponent nearing and how they plan to attack. When I'm judging or training fighters, I use these senses and other to know just how good of a job they are doing. I've kept it secret, but I wanted you to know.
Subculture: Why?
Lu: Because trust is something you lack for obvious reasons at this point. I want you to know what I say is true, and believe that you can come back from this better than before. The world looks dark right now, but HOPE.....hope is what can light the darkness. You're let me train you in the past. Allow me to teach you again. Teach you how to live again.
Subculture: ....Can you teach me how to play Punch-Out blind first?
Lu: What?
Subculture: Video Armageddon.
Lu: Oh right....that one is simple.
Subculture: Really?
Lu: Are you kidding? You should see my high score in Kung Fu.
Subculture: See? Was that a joke just now?
Lu: ....Maybe it was.
Subculture: Wow, Lu cracking jokes. The whole world's upside down. Alright, get me down from this roof and take me to the soda machine and you're on Lu.
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RJ Havok: Wow, so it looks like Subculture isn't giving up! That guy has got heart, but it's going to take a lot of guts and a lot of crazy to continue in Havok without sight. Speaking of crazy, that psycho bitch Real M's is up to trouble again. She made a pass at Trev, and then she made a pass at me! This time, she had a message for someone else...
Tack Angel: *whistling and whizzing in a circle* Huh? What's that on the wall? "Be here Tack Angel to get your ass kick at 10:15" Huh? That's a big specific. Better check my Casio. Whew, luckily it's 10:14....wait.
Real M's: Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.
Tack Angel: AH!
Real M's: No matter how much you do the dance, the last drop will always wind up in your pants Tack.
Tack Angel: This could NOT be more awkward.
Real M's: I could make it much more awkward....OR pleasurable.
Tack Angel: WHAT?! NO! I'M MARRIED! AMY HELP!
Real M's: Come on Tack, I've seen the way you looked at me when I was with Trevor. You wanted a piece.
Tack Angel: I wanted NO pieces at any time ever!
Real M's: You're breaking my heart Tackleton. I've been getting a lot of rejection lately.
Tack Angel: What about Tracy?
Real M': Oh yes, you're ex that I'm totally doing. That's not WEIRD is it?
Tack Angel: It is in fact VERY weird, but I love Amy.
Real M's: Amy, she's rather assertive isn't she. I bet I could "dominate" her too.
Tack Angel: I'd consider it a personal favor if you didn't try to "dominate" my wife.
Real M's: I could "dominate" you right here and now.
Tack Angel: This is NOT happening. This is NOT happening.
Real M's: Oh it is Tack....it is.
Tack Angel: NOOOO!
Real M's: Ha! You REALLY think I came in here to seduce you?
Tack Angel: I was expecting murder quite frankly Tali.....you've lost it a bit.
Real M's: MURDER?!
Tack Angel: I'M SORRY!
Real M's: I can't kill you yet Tack. I need you to deliver a message for me.
Tack Angel: A message? Couldn't you just ask?
Real M's: I thought it would be more fun this way. Did you have fun?
Tack Angel: I try not to if possible.
Real M's: I want you to let Trevor know that I'm in on his game. He sent Murasaki to beat me up. He's jealous, because I left his ass for another woman. That's a sick burn that they haven't even made an ointment for yet!
Tack Ange: Uh....
Real M's: That little bitch RJ can't compare to me! Look at this ass Tack! Look at it!
Tack Angel: I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT!
Real M's: I am SEXY STRONG STYLE! I hurt bitches and I look GREAT doing it!
Tack Angel: I'll take your word for it!
Real M's: I forgot you're a tits guy aren't you? Ha! Trevor couldn't resist what I've got. He still can't! If he can't have it no one can right? I'm onto to his ploy. That's why you're going to give him this message! When I'm done with Murasaki, I'm coming for him, and RJ, and maybe even my dear daughter Hope. I'm going to rip apart the happy little family with my bare hands! That's the REAL truth, and you're going to tell him that.
Tack Angel: I'll say whatever you want if you go away.
Real M's: Yeah, I'm out of here. Oh, one more thing Tack, don't forget to zip up.
Tack Angel: Oops!
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Noah Jennings: Do you know who I am? Do YOU know who I am? Yes, it's me Noah Jennings, and I'm here to present the news with a bit more class than your used to. That floozy is off somewhere doing dumb woman things no doubt, so I have no problems taking her job. Speaking of jobs, A LOT of people have just lost theirs. Haha! Did you get it? Because mass firings! That's right, Little Mac, the genius behind Greed, has decided that for a New Wave to take hold, we need to make a few changes and put some heads on the chopping block. I'm of course immune, because I am still due a proper second 5-Year World Championship reign before I retire and take a lucrative commentary position. That's the life plan ladies and gentlemen. I'm smart, I plan things out, unlike emotionally unstable women. So yes, I bet you're all wondering who got let go. Even the Renegades and the Women probably are wondering that, because they haven't been told yet. This is how they are finding out. Isn't THAT hilarious? I think so. As funny as a Little Mac wannabe trying to play video games blind. HAHA! So yeah, here is the list. Enjoy!
Future Endeavors
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Locura
Hercules
Hood
Anwin
MURA
Larmore
The Nerd Referees
Heather Mach
Alyssa Flash
Erica
Olly Oliver
Kei Akiyama
Kayla Sparks
Gemma
Noah Jennings: AHAHAHA! Look at that! Look at all those stupid women losing their jobs! It makes me laugh because their place was never in the ring, it was in my kitchen. Naturally, Tess went to Mac's office to bitch about it. It was here though, that Mac was busy doing ACTUAL work. She claims she's been scouting talent and locations for a Women only show, but I don't believe it for a SECOND! Mac was continuing his push to the future! Now that the Four Pillars of Havok have been set, it's time to continue to introduce the New Wave of Havok...
Little Mac: Renegades, it is I, the Boss of Havok Little Mac, the Green Greed Legend, and I've got some big news for you. The New Wave is here, and I'm pleased to introduce new talent to you here today. You've already seen what Bashin Dan can do, but now we have these three; Maniac, Razorblade, and Slam Master Jam. Really? Those are your names? It's 90's throwback week I suppose. Maniac is....well....a product of Eagleland's mental institutional system. The troubled minds found focus with the introduction of a wrestling program. From here Maniac-
Maniac: I went to Anahuac, crawled into a tequila bottle, spent months at a time in an ultra violent rage in the wrestling circuit, made some bad choices, slept with the wrong men's wives, and got black listed. I'm not even crazy, I mean, I may freak out when I see some blood. I may have tried to kill some people but whatever, that doesn't make me crazy.
Little Mac: Well I'm sure your time getting help did teach you a few things to cope right?
Maniac: Well I did learn one thing. PAIN! IS! PLEASURE!
Little Mac: A sadistic killing machine. Could be useful if I point you away from me, towards whoever I don't like. We move onto Razorblade, a former lumberjack from the north, who got into wrestling after realizing he could take down a bear. What is it with you guys wrestling bears? First Tiburon, now you.
Razorblade: I cut through the toughest trees, survived the coldest winters, and fought to survive. It was bleak, but in that bleakness I learned how to live, and I realized what I'm here for, and what I'm supposed to do. I'm supposed to kick ass in the sport I love, which is wrestling. I'm here to wrestle, and I here to win. Straight up matches or No Rules matches, it doesn't matter. I'll bleed every drop in that ring if it leads to the World Championship.
Little Mac: Intense! Our last New Waver to introduce is a cross sport athlete. Basketball and Pro-Wrestling come together like never before with a kid who has played too much NBA Jam. Slam Master Jam.
Slam Master Jam: Come on and SLAM and welcome to the JAM!
Little Mac: Really? You're playing that card already? Alright, fine with me. Please continue.
Slam Master Jam: On the streets I learned how to shoot hoops, how to slam, and how to jam! Didn't grow up in the best neighborhood, so it was my ticket out basketball was. However, things didn't play out like that. Got into one too many fights. Wasn't really my fault, but you know how these things are. I realized I wasn't too bad at fighting though, thought I'd give wrestling a try, learned to love. Couldn't decide what to do, Wrestling or Basketball? So I thought, bring Basketball to Wrest-
Tess: Stop right now! Mac, you and I have to have a talk NOW!
Little Mac: Well since you asked so nicely my dear.
Tess: Don't give me that shit! What are you thinking firing HALF my Lady Renegades without telling me! What gives you that right or authority?!
Little Mac: Now calm down! When the reigns were handed over you were put in the charge of the division, but I'm still the one that controls the purse strings, and I had to make some cuts.
Tess: That's bullshit, I've seen the financials, and we're MAKING money! I was on the verge of some big moves, and you cut my legs out from under me!
Little Mac: Oh I know all about your big moves. Going to city gyms to watch women wrestle in front of 20-30 people. "Talent Scouting" as you would probably call it. I think you're looking for jobbers to feed your daughter and her "special friend".
Tess: Originally, I did want my daughter to find some class and be set up as the Ace. Nepotism was involved, I'm not afraid to admit that. However, after ALL that Rated M has done, I've gotten other ideas. I want to make a division that blows everything else we've tried to do out of the water. Bigger than the boom periods for the women in EBW. Bigger than SPARKLE one day possibly. For that I need time and planning. While I am working you are SCREWING ME OVER!
Little Mac: I didn't quite believe in your SPARKLE carry overs to be honest. Heather is Mach, and I want as few Machs around as possible. MURA's getting shipped back to Edo first chance I get. Flash was too unruly for a division that's already too unruly. All Erica has done is boast about being the longest Women's Champion, a title she hasn't held in years. Gemma wasn't doing anything, and if Firebrand doesn't like that he can take it up with me himself. 2K, weren't getting ANY better.
Tess: It takes time to build experience you asshole! I have to build a division from the ground up, and I needed tag teams to do that! I needed all those hard working girls! Hire them back!
Little Mac: That's not happening, and you can't make it happen either. Oh sure, I'll allow you to hire your "new talent", but at a much lower salary. Sorry Tess, but of the two of us, I got the power.
Tess: Oh you think so?! We'll see about that Mac. I'm going to be making some plays of my own. You control the purse? I've been lugging a purse around for years! I'm a Mom, and I know how to handle brats, brats like that Noah Jennings of yours. That bastard thinks he can talk trash about my girls? I'll start with him. RJ Havok vs. Noah Jennings is being added to Mercy. How do you like THAT?!
Little Mac: Hey you can't do that! You can't do that! Get back here! *sigh* Dammit, she can do that.
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Noah Jennings: What? WHAT?! NO! THAT CAN'T BE! WHAT?! I'm going to talk to Mac about this! They can't do this to me! No Steve, I do not CARE that we have another story! I'm out of here!
Steve: .....We still live? Run the next story.
Trevor Mach: She thinks I sent Murasaki after her?
Tack Angel: Uh...yeah...that's right.
Trevor Mach: HA! She HAS lost it. Who knew she'd be the one needing to be dragged into a padded room. That explains why she came onto me.
RJ Havok: And me.
Trevor Mach: That one's kind of hot though. We made a great sex pretzel that one time. Tack, you should try that when she goes after Amy.
Tack Angel: Beg your pardon?
Trevor Mach: No that's alright bro, you don't have to beg. You can have it.
RJ Havok: That's really generous of you Trev.
Trevor Mach: I know babe...I know.
Tack Angel: She's not going after Amy, she's coming after you guys after the match with Murasaki.
Trevor Mach: Well that's to be expected, RJ kicked her ass in that tag match.
Tack Angel: Don't you think it'd be more personal than that.
Trevor Mach: Why?
Tack Angel: The years together maybe?
Trevor Mach: Hey, she left ME.
Tack Angel: And she's a bit perturbed that you didn't roll over and die from that remember?
Trevor Mach: Well that's true I guess. Look, I appreciate the warning, but why did you have to come into the shower?
Tack Angel: YOU ASKED ME TO! You said no one else was in here! I come in and what do I find? You and RJ....doing stuff.
Trevor Mach: Hey, it's your fault we're here because YOU don't let us take showers together at YOUR house!
Tack Angel: Yeah, I'm NOT sorry for that one. I have a wife and child!
RJ Havok: What's your point Tack?
Tack Angel: My point, you two, is....how can you be doing what you're doing....while Kinniku Mike and his two Strong Tits are right there.
Trevor Mach: Oh Mike IS here! Heya Mike!
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! It's cool guys, I was busy myself.
Tack Angel: Taking a shower alone?
Kinniku Mike: Who said I was alone? Look down.
Tack Angel: Huh? OH HELLO MAM I DID NOT SEE YOU DOWN THERE! NO PLEASE DON'T GET UP! I WAS JUST LEAVING THIS SLEAZY, HORRIBLE PLACE! AHHH!
Trevor Mach: Thanks for the heads up Tack!
RJ Havok: He's a good guy, tough landlord, but a good guy.
Trevor Mach: I know right? He basically gave us life spoilers about our next feuds. How many times do you get to know in advance who you're going to be feuding with? It's awesome.
RJ Havok: That's what's up.
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?: The world is full of hopes and dreams in the eyes of youth. How quickly the eyes glaze over as a boy becomes a man and his dreams give way to reality. A reality colder, darker, and harsher than the warm embrace of youth. It's time to take the dream back. It's time to light the darkness and make things right. A long overdue return. The return of hopes and dreams, warmth and friendship. Join us, as we visit the dreams of youth one last time...
Theme Song:
EBW: Last Stand
New Onett Arena
1. Singles: Picky Minch vs. Retro Hippie
2. Tag: Apple Kid/Orange Kid vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
3. 6-Person Intergender Tag: Paula/Ana/Kumatora vs. Mr. Carpainter/Blue Cultist #1/Blue Cultist #2
4. Tag: Lucas/? vs. Pig Mask #1/Pig Mask #2
5. Singles: Franky vs. Captain Strong
6. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Poo/Jeff vs. Ninten/Teddy/Lloy
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Officially Unofficial Video Armageddon Theme Song:
Havok continued the yearly event that was started with its predecessorby heading to E3 to put on a big show while also pimping this year's version of the Havok Renegades video game. This year's version will have plenty of CAW spots, and plenty of Lady Renegades, and the story creator mode will be improved upon and not done away with entirely. This IMMEDIATELY makes it better than that other game on the market. The game is available on the Wii U, PS4, XBone, and the PS4 peripheral known by some as the super rare Vita. Trevor still doesn't have one this year, so he's pissed. We'll also be releasing a Freemium version on cell phones, because Trevor DID get one of those and he threw a fit. E3 was actually awesome this year for once, with XBone giving us yet another feature they PROMISED was impossible years prior. Sony totally won, though Nintendo wasn't half bad either. No word on DQ VII for the 3DS coming over though, so I don't really care.
This year's event was titled VIDEO ARMAGEDDON, and would feature matches to get the Renegades hyped for the big Mercy event, as well as Video Game Showdowns featuring guys who remembered watching The Wizard as kids and thought playing NES games competitively would get them over with the crowd. A very loud and obnoxious minority complained that none of the games featured women, but they were shocked to find out that no in Havok actually gave a shit. Once again, the new game has PLENTY of CAW spots for Lady Renegades UNLIKE SOME GAMES THAT FEATURE ZERO SLOTS! ZERO SLOTS! ZEROOOOO!
So I guess we should get to the recap here. The first Showdown was going to feature Little Mac playing his own game Punch Out! against Subculture, but after the blinding by Noah Jennings, it threw this Showdown up in the air. However, the Renegades and Gamers were hyped to see Subbie walk out with Master Lu to take the challenge. Still blinded, Mac and Noah Jennings had a laugh at his expense, but the former Green Bomber didn't lose his temper, he just held out his hand for the controller. What was thought to be an easy win for Mac turned into a surprisingly one sided match in favor of Subculture. Without being able to see the game, Subbie somehow managed to avoid the rights and lefts of his opponent, scoring the knock out blow to win the game. A befuddled Mac sent Noah to attack but Subbie managed to dodge his punch. Fergus rushed out for the oxygen depleting brogue kick, but that too was dodged, to relief of the crowd that like to breathe. Little Mac backed off as Subbie apparently picked up a lot from the blind Master Lu in just a few short days.
Subculture: Bet that one stung. You got one upped in your own game by a guy that can't see. How humiliated are you going to be when I do that to you in real life.
Little Mac: Never happening kid. Remember who you're talking to. Remember what I've done.
Subculture: Not impressed anymore Mac. Your name and you legacy, won't save you. You took something from me, and I'm going to take everything away from you.
Noah Jennings wouldn't get away with what he did to Subculture though, as this grudge match in the making picked up heat in the next match. Erik Stone was in a 2-on-1 beat down from Jennings and Dogma, as they attempted to lift the Television Championship from the former adult actor. Subculture got involved for the sake of Stone, finding his way to the ring, he feigned not knowing that Noah was about to attack and belted him with a KO Punch. Stone rolled him up with the Large Package to get the pin before Dogma could stop him. Stone survives again, and Subbie's heart is showing through, as he takes the fight back to Greed.
The next Video Game Showdown saw Kinniku Mike and Amigo fighting it out in Double Dragon. The goal would be to see who could get the most points. Amigo wanted no part in playing games, coming out with Mr. Gouji, who was giving him the Gouji Guy Greed treatment. Mike shocked everyone with the man who joined him for back up. Returning from Edo it was.....
Magnum PT! The popular Renegade returned with a new and stronger mustache, making amends with Kinniku Mike, who was still sporting his old stache.....somehow. Amigo wasn't about to attack Mike with the returning PT by his side. The game went smoothly, though most would have preferred they were playing Double Dragon II: The Revenge. Mike dazzled with his skills and SOMEHOW scored FIFTY THOUSAND on Double Dragon! A frustrated Amigo threw down his controller and took off. Mike, his tits, and PT gloated until Amigo snapped and charged at Mike, leading to security pulling them apart.
Tack Angel and Trevor Mach, Gun Justice, would face off next in a highly competitive game of Super Mario Brothers 3. Well....the trash talk from Mach was competitive enough, but when it came to playing the game he got blown out of the way by Tack Angel. Angel used every warp pipe and flute he could find to make it to Bowser in record time while Trevor was still running from the Sun in World 2.
Trevor Mach: Grrrr! Damn you Bastard Tack Angel!
Tack Angel: What? What did I do?
Trevor Mach: You and your speed running bullshit! You skipped 90% of the game!
Tack Angel: The point was to get to World 8 as fast as you could!
Trevor Mach: You have to play the ENTIRE GAME....TACK!
Tack Angel: That would take too long!
Trevor Mach: Maybe for you!
Tack Angel: *sigh* Can you just take the loss?
Trevor Mach: NEVER!
Trevor kicked over the NES and tore up the packaging to the game, which sent Tack to his knees morning the loss of the game package. Then he remembered that it wasn't a Genesis box and ultimately shook it off. Trevor and Tack had to shake off the Showdown as they were soon joined by LoveKick 87's to take on Kishin Kid and the Dangerous Heel Besties in an all out 87's vs. Greed WAR! Little Mac's chosen Pillar of Havok was targeting is Mercy opponent throughout the match, and managed to shockingly score the clean pin fall on Mach following a Demon's Wings. Tack, Sal, and Jamie were brawling with the Dangerous Heel Besties on the outside, and had to fight to get Mach out of the ring before Kishin Kid could prematurely scalp the "Bad Guy".
The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line in a New Wave battle between old friends. New Champions TaskForce were defending against Degrees and Royal Crown Champion Jackson Kain. What was turning into a perfect example of the New Wave taking over turned into a No Contest, as Grind and Hazard rushed to the ring to attack both teams, ruining the awesome bout. Hazard and Grind made it clear that the Undeth team had their eyes on the gold, something the two haven't held since they were the newcomers known as Jet Set Future.
The main event would see a very sadistic and controversial match. Camilo Ortega had originally earned a title shot on this show, but the show was pushed back so Camilo could have a bloody battle with Champion Void's second in command Killing Joke. The anarchist loved to commit violent acts for no reason but that it made him laugh. He's bring hell to the ring against the man who once again walks the path of Heaven. The point was to place your opponent on the barbed wire crucifix, and the wire was proven to be razor sharp, when Killing Joke ran it across his hand. An intense match up that ended when Camilo managed to use the Running STO Bomber to smash Killing Joke onto the Crucifix, where he then snagged him on the wire, fighting the whole way, Killing Joke's mask began to rip and tear. Covered in blood, Killing Joke was manically laughing as he was hoisted up into the air. Camilo won the disturbing match, but seemed none too pleased about the lengths he had to go, or the iconic symbol being used as an intimidation tactic by Havok World Champion Void. The test was overcome, and now the man who walks the path will have his match with the Undeth leader and Havok World Champion Void.
Havok: Video Armageddon
E3 Expo Center, Fourside
Havok Battle Network/Twitchy TV
1. Video Armageddon Punch Out! Showdown: Subculture beat Little Mac via KO on Little Mac...in the video game...not in real life.
2. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone(c) beat Noah Jennings[x] and Dogma Mask via Large Package -> Pin -> 2nd Defense!
3. Video Armageddon Double Dragon: Kinniku Mike beat Amigo via forfeit after Mike score FIFTY THOUSAND on Double Dragon!
4. Video Armageddon Super Mario 3 Showdown: Tack Angel beat Trevor Mach via Bastard Tack Angel Speed Run Skillz
5. 8-Man Tag: Kishin Kid[o]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x]/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD via Demon Wings -> Pin
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Jason Saxon(c)/Tony Novus(c) vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain ended in a No Contest
7. Crucifixion Battle: Camilo Ortega beat Killing Joke via Crucifixion God forgive me
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Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades, it's me Tommy Dukes! After my original pilot failed I thought it was over for the Dukester, but with my return hosting Video Armageddon, and with Nerma and Hater taking off, I finally have a new job reporting on the events in Havok. So once again this is the Bea Arthur of wrestling Tommy Dukes, here with some big updates! The New Wave is rising, and even before the newest batch of talent has stepped in our ring we have two more big additions. Let's take it to Little Mac with the introductions.
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Little Mac: Greed is good, and I've paid big money to bring in some new talent lately, some guys that might join my elite circle and others that I might just feed to my top Renegades if they don't match up. I think we've got some great new additions though, so let's get to the introductions. On a solitary journey, this young lad was caught by catastrophe. Meeting a mysterious old man, he learned of the danger threatening the world and the possibility that there might just be a hero within him...a hero who must become Havok World Champion. From the Foresta region I present to you...
Little Mac: Benjamin! A hero in his region, who has come here to conquer Havok.
Benjamin: The crystals beckoned, and summoned me here. A new adventure awaits.
Little Mac: Yeah....whatever kid.
Benjamin: Yeah, I don't like it much either, but there are no brakes on the Hero train. I have conquered one challenge, and now the world of wrestling will be my new adventure.
Little Mac: Looking forward to your debut. We'll be seeing all the New Wavers compete on the next Chaos TV! We have one more debut to introduce to you tonight. Straight from Edo, this Renegade is a loner type, preferring not to involve others in his fight for justice. That fight for justice has brought him here to Havok. Introducing...
Little Mac: Takumi Inui! Student of the Smart Brain Wrestling School in Edo, the drifter has found his way to Eagleland to ply his craft. He may seem clam, but with a flick of his wrist he's ready for a fight. Isn't that right Takumi?
Takumi Inui: ....
Little Mac: Oh shit. Please tell me you can speak Eaglish.
Takumi Inui: *nod*
Little Mac: Oh good, I was worried about that. Too many of you guys come over and can't speak a word of it. Kishin Kid can though, which is why he's the Ace. So tell the Renegades what your goal is in Havok?
Takumi Inui: ...my goal?
Little Mac: Yes, your goal. What is your dream?
Takumi Inui: I don't have a dream. But, you know, I can protect dreams.
Little Mac: Huh....well good enough for me. I'm not getting much out of this guy, but I've seen him action, I know he's good. You'll see these two, along with Maniac, Slam Master Jam, and Razorblade on the next Chaos TV! but that's next week. This week we air the special Mercy! Watch it or else!
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Trevor Mach: What the hell you guys? Show starts in a few minutes and you're taking a nap?
Tack Angel: We're beaten up! Covered in blood! How does this look like a nap?
Trevor Mach: Hey if you want to nap in a pool of your own blood I'm certainly not going to judge.
Tack Angel: I-
Trevor Mach: Just kidding. That's totally weird.
Tack Angel: *sigh*
Jamie OD: Oi! Those bastards the Dangerous Heel Besties got the drop on us.
Sal Paradise: They sent in Mr. Dangerous first to lull us in a false sense of security. He's just so...so...fabulous...so fashionable. He started break dancing. His....his funky fresh moves were just too much. They were so inventive. Ah, my ribs!
Tack Angel: He was quite good. Don't worry though. The 87's will win the Trios Championships...which will tide me over till we can beat TaskFor-I mean win the Havok Tag Team Championships!
Trevor Mach: We got a line forming on that one pal, but I hear you. Good luck on that one bros. I got to go scalp a kid later myself. That's a must win one, or I'll lose my precious mullet.
Tack Angel: Yes.....go...good luck with that....with that one.
Jamie OD: DAMMIT! I'M JUST SO PISSED! THEY BEAT US UP! RETRO HIPPIE IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE 87'S WITH GOLD! I'VE GOT THIS SORE IN MY MOUTH THAT I KEEP POKING WITH MY TONGUE AND THAT'S JUST MAKING IT WORSE! CAN WE JUST TURN HEEL AND BURN THIS PLACE DOWN?!
Trevor Mach: Yes.
Tack Angel: What?! No!
Trevor Mach: Oh...apparently no.
Jamie OD: Wait, since when has Tack been calling the shots for the 87's?
Trevor Mach: I...well....that...is a very good question.
Sal Paradise: He's right you guys. I don't even speak the same language as him and I've been listening to him too.
Tack Angel: Don't look at me. I just say things and you guys happen to listen.
Trevor Mach: How the hell did we let that happen?
Jamie OD: Well let's just stop and turn heel!
Trevor Mach: YES!
Tack Angel: No!
Trevor Mach: Oh right.
Jamie OD: Damn. Oh well.
Sal Paradise: You guys! You're doing it again!
Jamie OD: Oi! What the hell?!
Trevor Mach: TACK'S A WIZARD!
Jamie OD: GET HIM!
Retro Hippie: I think they're missing the point here. The point of getting jumped. The point that their entrance music has been playing for their match for minutes and they have yet to go to the ring. You know, those points. Right Tomo?
Ishihiro Tomo: ...*nod*
Retro Hippie: Oh wow, glad we agree for once.
Havok Mercy is here! The Renegades returned to Twoson for the big event Mercy. Video Armageddon was just the tip, but this time Havok is going all in, and we're not wearing protecti- hey....did Erik Stone write my lines here? What is this? I don't even.
The Dangerous Heel Besties took on the 87's for the Trios Championships in the opening bout. A great way to open the show, but hampered by LoveKick 87's being injured from an earlier beat down by Greed. OD got taken down by a Double Leg Bulldog from LG Rod. Tack went to make the save, but ate a No Kachi Cutter from RnK after being distracted by Mr. Dangerous, who shattered a physical copy of Sonic Spinball. 1-2-3! Dangerous Heel Besties retained over the injured 87's trio.
Next up, Real M's was set to face Murasaki in a big grudge match, stemming from the original formation of the controversial Rated M duo. M's was talking up a big game, but when the Violet Killer approached she forced her out of the ring for some cat and mouse. More comedic than what fans of M's are used to at this point, the self proclaimed Sexy Strong Style was on the run for the first time in her career. M's finally got cornered in the ring and finally brought the fight, but it definitely looked like she was intimidated. Later in the match she brought a chair to the ring. While Erica distracted the ref she struck the chair to the ground, threw it to the ground, and took a bump. The ref thought Murasaki hit M's with the chair and DQ'd Murasaki. A cheap win for M's, and an escape from revenge, but wait....out came Tess...
Tess: Oh no M's, that's not happening here. Not now. Not like this. These people want to see the best the Lady Renegades have to offer, and you're not showing that with your pathetic showing tonight. Between your bullshit and whatever it is you do with my daughter, you've been a disgrace. At one point, I WAS going to try and nurture you two, make you my aces, but now I see hope in the New Wave. We're restarting this match, to give the people what they want! This time...No Rules!
Real M's: ...Oh you bitch.
Murasaki immediately went on the attack, in what turned into a bloody brawl. Real M's finally snapped back with her brutal style, but Murasaki was hell bent on taking M's down, finally doing so with a Violet Frosion that kept M's on the mat for the 3 count. Big revenge for Murasaki. She turned to continue her attack, but Tracy quickly dragged her out of the ring to safety.
The third match saw Trevor Mach and Kishin Kid have a Hair vs. Hair match. Little Mac's self proclaimed Top Pillar of the Four, and New Epic of Havok has had some wars with Mach, but nothing was more personal than what was at stake in this one. The chance to scalp the mullet of the "Bad Man". Great match up, with the 87's limping out from their previous loss to get some payback on the Trios Champs, who were out to help the Kid. Mach managed to escape the Demon Wings this time, coming back with a headbutt that took him to his knees. The Macha Ye sealed the deal, and Mach got the win over Kishin Kid. Showing that the "Bad Man" can still hang with the New Wave, the win would lead to Mach shaving Kishin Kid's head, much to Mr. Gouji's horror. The 87's fire a big shot back at Greed.
Amigo and Kinniku Mike continued their heated Surge Generation feud, with a Last Man Standing match. Mike called the match that left Amigo with the Television Championship, but he did call the match fairly, Amigo just couldn't handle it. Now siding with Greed, Amigo had the assistance of Mr. Gouji, Fergus, and Dogma on the outside, making this more on a Handicap match for Mr. Strong Tits. Kinniku Mike fought the good fight, nearly winning the match after a Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb, but as the ref was counting to 10, Greed on the outside helped him to his feet. Similarly, when Mike was hit with the Olympic Slam, Gouji was quick to cuff him to the bottom of the ring post, unbeknownst to the ref. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Amigo went from World Warrior to Greed Grappler, cementing his spot with the group after a cheap win over Kinniku Mike.
A blinded Subculture was set to step in the ring for a KO Match with Little Mac, his chance at some payback. He would get payback, but now against his former mentor. The Boss made a power play, since he was the one who wrote the book, he decided to change the book, giving the match to the man who blinded Subbie, Noah Jennings. Noah was cocky and arrogant as he entered the ring, goading the blind man to attack. Lu stood by at ringside, calm and confident in Subculture's abilities. Noah did a little dancing around the ring before mockingly putting up his dukes. He danced around Subculture, until the blinded Street Dog let him have it with a KO Punch hard enough for the ref to call the match. The blind Subculture, won the match with one punch.
Subculture: Mac! I can't see your face, I may never see it again. I do remember what it looked like the final time I saw it. You were smiling. Smiling that you took my sight. You tried to end my career and my life! I may not be able to see it, but I WILL knock that smirk off your face, if it's the last thing I do in this ring OR IN THIS LIFE!
Little Mac: .....
Kaie was set for another title shot against Tracy, and this time the match would be fair and balanced, with Real M's continuing to be pursued by Murasaki. Great match for the Lady Renegades Championship, with the champ putting in a solid effort, but the stoic warrior Kaie continues to be a wrecking ball in Havok, nailing the Celtic Hand Grenade to Tracy. The blow served to be the blow needed for the history changing pin. The stoic warrior Kaie has become the new Lady Renegades Champion, resting control of the belt from Rated M, and giving the two woman group an 0-2 record for the night. No Mercy was given to Rated M.
Main event time, as Camilo Ortega would get a chance at the Havok World Championship, but he would have to take the belt from the Undeth leader, and dominant monster Void. A match between light and darkness. The No Rules setting made things difficult for Camilo, as the man who walks the path of Heaven, also had to walk through Grind and Hazard. Both men were put through the ringer in this intense match, but the odds were stacked up against Camilo, who ate a Chaos Theory that was assisted by the rest of Undeth to score the 1-2-3 and the defense. Void has proven before that he can hang with the best and is currently the best by holding the title, but he used his men to take down his first challenger. The beating on Camilo continued until Firebrand X and Arremer X appeared. They could be seen rushing in from outside of the arena, coming in through the crowd to make the save. The Brothers X got a big pop as Firebrand stepped up, looking to be the next challenger to Void. Will he get his shot?
Havok: Mercy
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[o]/Mr. Dangerous beat Tack Angel/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[x] via Double Leg Bulldog -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's beat Murasaki via DQ
2A. Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Murasaki beat Real M's via Violet Frosion -> Pin
3. Hair vs. Hair: Trevor Mach beat Kishin Kid via Macha Ye -> Pin
4. Last Man Standing: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike via Olympic Slam -> 10 Count
5. KO Match: Subculture beat Noah Jennings via KO Punch -> Knock Out
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Kaie beat Tracy(c) via Celtic Hand Grenade
7. Havok World Championship No Rules: Void(c) beat Camilo Ortega via Undeth Assisted Chaos Theory -> Pin -> 1st Defense
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Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades, it's me, the Dave Coulier of wrestling Tommy Dukes, and I've got some big updates for you. It's a new beginning in Havok with the New Wave rolling in for what looks to be a phenomenal Chaos TV! this week. After taking last week off for Video Armageddon, the best wrestling show on Earth returns! We'll see newcomers like Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and Takumi Inui engage in singles action. Maniac, Razorblade, and Slam Master Jam will face off in a No Rules 3-Way as well. Let's not forget Erik Stone, who will be defending his Television Championship against Noah Jennings. Two of the Four Pillars of Havok will also be involved in the major main event, but more on that later. First, we have the Havok World Champion in tag action with the deranged Killing Joke against the returning Brothers X. The first ever Lady Renegades Tag Champions RJ Havok and Hope Mach will take on NEW Lady Renegades Champion Kaie and Murasaki in what is sure to be an amazing showcase for the surviving Lady Renegades of the roster culling. Even with big names missing from the show like Kishin Kid, Camilo Ortega, and Kinniku Mike, the main event makes up for it with a huge HUGE match. 6 teams will face off for the Havok World Tag Team Championships in a Ladder Match! TaskForce have their work cut out for them against Two Pillars Jackson Kain and Degrees, Undeth Future, Gun Justice, Fergus and Amigo of Greed, and LoveKick 87's. The division is alive and on fire, and the fight for the Tag Titles will be on this week on Chaos TV! The New Beginning. Don't miss it!
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV! The New Beginning
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. New Wave Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Benjamin
2. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Dogma Mask
3. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone(c) vs. Noah Jennings
4. Tag: Void/Killing Joke vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X
5. New Wave No Rules 3-Way: Maniac vs. Razorblade vs. Slam Master Jam
6. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: RJ Havok/Hope Mach vs. Kaie/Murasaki
7. Havok World Tag Team Championship Ladder: Jason Saxon(c)/Tony Novus(c) vs. Jackson Kain/Degrees vs. Grind/Hazard vs. Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Fergus/Amigo vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
Tommy Dukes: Also look out for Havok's return to Pay Per View! That's right, Little Mac knows you bought the network for the special events, but now you also have to shell out cash for a Pay Per View. Alright, so I KNOW that sounds bad, but bare with us here, it's not my call or the Renegades. They will put on an amazing show when Havok hits the Saturn Dome 2nd Hall for Havok: Higher Ground. The New Wave is here, and they will be the central focus of the show. Don't miss it!
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Trevor Mach: .....For Eagleland Tack?
Tack Angel: No.....for me.
Trevor Mach: AAHHHHH!
Tack Angel: So I had that dream again?
Amy Angel: You have some weird dreams.
Tack Angel: Tell me about it. What do you think it means?
Amy Angel: Forboding premonition?
Tack Angel: What?!
Amy Angel: I'm kidding!
Tack Angel: No you're not!
Amy Angel: No, odds are this is going to happen actually.
Tack Angel: BUT I DON'T WANT IT T-
Trevor Mach: So guys, I took my mullet and I said to myself "how can I make this BETTER"? Hence I've spiked the mullet, but only a part of it, because I don't know if the world can handle the full spike.
Tack Angel: .....I DON'T want this to happen....I DON'T want this to happen.
Amy Angel: Now you sound like you're trying to convince yourself.
Tack Angel: Funny thing about that actually.
Sal Paradise: So, since you guys are in the tag ladder match too we came up with a plan. Actually, Jamie did since he's the one that speaks Eaglish.
Jamie OD: You guys get to be the face team and WE get to be the heel team!
Trevor Mach: Aw, come on! I want to be the heel team!
Tack Angel: What? No! No team can be heel! We can't have you guys relapsing!
Jamie OD: Oi, I keep forgetting about that.
Sal Paradise: It's a good thing Tack's our leader.
Tack Angel: I AM?!
Trevor Mach: I know, I'm surprised too. After what happened during our last talk it just sort of happened.
Tack Angel: WHEN?
Trevor Mach: ...I dunno.
Tack Angel: Did..did you guys vote for it?
All: ....Nooooooo.
Tack Angel: Did you know you could?
All: ......Noooooo.
Tack Angel: Well, you totally can.
Trevor Mach: Bitchin!
Sal Paradise: Hail democracy!
Jamie OD: Surely this will set things right!
Tack Angel: ....Well....are you going to vote?
Sal Paradise: Well you're the boss. Do you think it's a good idea if we do?
Jamie OD: I mean we CAN....but SHOULD WE?
Trevor Mach: Oh man, they totally make a good point!
Tack Angel: ...F-FLAMES....ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!
Trevor Mach: Sal! Jamie! Get me the fire extinguisher!
Tack Angel: WAIT! IT WAS AN ALLEG-AHHHHH!!!
Takumi Inui: Havok....wrestling that has been made dirty....I'll make you clean again.
Bashin Dan: HEY! Look who it is! Another wrestler from Edo! We're both young, hot blooded youth! Do you want to be my rival?
Takumi Inui: Hot? I don't eat hot things. People say I have a cat tongue...I don't know about all that.
Bashin Dan: Oh....people say that I'm great at Battle Spirits....I would say I agree.
Takumi Inui: I see....this is a good talk we're having.
Bashin Dan: Does that mean you want to be my rival?
Takumi Inui: I don't know about all that.
Bashin Dan: Got to have a good rival to try your deck out against. You'll never know how good of a deck you have unless you show it to your rival.
Takumi Inui: ....Oh you're saying deck aren't you? I thought you were...never mind. Let's see what happens at the New Beginning. If you win, I'll face you next week.
Bashin Dan: If you win, I'll be psyched to CLASH at-
Benjamin: Hark! Come hither lads, I appear to be lost in this land of titanic buildings and....I'm lost...I guess is what I'm trying to say. I'm not from....not from around here. Lots of weird metal dragons in the roads.
Bashin Dan: Cars?
Benjamin: Yes! That's it! I think a metal creature is behind you right now!
Takumi Inui: What this? That's my bike the "Auto-Vajin".
Bashin Dan: Yeah, that's just a motor bike. Perfectly normal.
Benjamin: Normal? Normal is needing an axe to get through woods, but around here you can STEP AROUND the trees. This is a world of wonders indeed. Well, this all scares me so I'm going to get down from this castle and try to find the my lodgings....I haven't slept since I got here....fare thee well....strange people.
Bashin Dan: Well he seems nice.
Takumi Inui: Guess he's never seen a motor bike before.
Bashin Dan: Yeah, I guess not. Wait...how did you get your bike all the way up here?
Takumi Inui: ....I'm gonna go.
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?: ...So...this is the place.
It's a new beginning for Havok! The New Wave is here, and wrestling will never be the same. Will the New Wavers be able to fit in and possibly surpass the current era of Renegades?
The show kicked off with Greed coming out to the ring. Little Mac was all smiles, though some in the group were less than happy, with Kishin Kid showing off his new shaved head look for the first time.
Little Mac: Hello Renegades! Welcome back to Chaos TV! We took last week off, but now we're back and it's a NEW BEGINNING! While I have surrounded myself with the top talent, the best money can buy, I always believe that competition is best for the business, so I have thrown open the doors to a new breed of wrestler, the New Wave. Mr. Gouji and myself will be watching them with great interest, maybe even allowing a few to join the ranks of the elite in Greed. Greed is good, and if these guys show me something, that Greed can pay off. I-
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!
Kinniku Mike's theme hit as he made his way to the ring flanked by the returning Magnum PT. Before Mike could say anything the 87's came out as well. This brought out the Brothers X and Luchadors as well, and even Boss of the Lady Renegades Tess.
Little Mac: I didn't invite any of you to the party.
Kinniku Mike: These Strong Tits go where they please Mac! Uuuu! Not booking me on the show and costing me match after match. The Strong Tits are at their limit!
Magnum PT: I was watching what you were doing back in Edo, and I wasn't going to stand for it Chief. Mike and I have history, but it's just that, history. What you're doing is screwing this place up with your Greed bullshit. The New Wave have to earn a spot to be the best Renegades in Havok, but that road should not end being lackey to the likes of Kishin Kid or Noah Jennings.
Kishin Kid: I'm sorry PT, but who invited you back exactly?
Little Mac: Fine Mike, you said what you wanted to say, now why don't you back off and-
Trevor Mach: MAC!
Little Mac: ...*sigh* What?
Trevor Mach: You realize that your Season Premiere was followed up by a hiatus right? A hiatus that could have meant a season break. Meaning the premiere SHOULD HAVE been the finale and THIS should be the premiere.
Little Mac: .....Are you still on that?
Trevor Mach: YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!
Kishin Kid: Shut your mouth Mach!
Trevor Mach: Hey Kid, nice dome you got there.
Kishin Kid: Grrrr! At least I don't have a stupid mullet!
Trevor Mach: HA! Neither do I. *removes wig*
Tack Angel: Wait what?!
Trevor Mach: Haha! The joke is that I have still had my old hair the whole time!
Tack Angel: But wait....what...wait...WHAT?! WAIT! YOU SAID....you said THAT was the wig.
Trevor Mach: Silly Tackleton, hair doesn't grow that fast!
Tack Angel: .....I'm just going to be happy it's gone....yeah....count your blessings Tack.
Little Mac: You two have wasted enough time in Havok with your stupid back and forth banter don't you think?
Trevor Mach: I try not to.
Little Mac: You've all wasted our time. Firebrand X threw away his career because he wanted to help his "brother". You think I'm going to let you have a title shot just because you challenged Void? He's the World Champion! What have you done?
Firebrand X: I'd be more concerned with what I'm going to do if you keep this up Mac.
Little Mac: .....So Mike, you have proven to be nothing but a buffoon, losing a title you couldn't lose! The luchadors were a huge investment, but you all let me down. You lost to Undeth, you're lucky you still have jobs. I should have cut all of you! The New Wave is here and you can't stop it.
Tack Angel: We're not here to stop them.
Jamie OD: Oi! We're here to stop Greed!
Kinniku Mike: We're here to stop YOOOOOUUUUUUU!
Subculture: We're here to stop you Little Mac.
Little Mac: Good luck with that you blind never was. Good luck to all of you. Just remember that it's a new era around here. You're all expendable, and you'll have to fight for your very careers from here on out!
Trevor Mach: Yeah....but this is the Season Premiere, don't let him fool you. The LAST episode was the finale. His word is as real as my kayfabe mullet here.
Tack Angel: Can I.....Can I burn it please?
Trevor Mach: What? Yeah sure.
Tack Angel: ....I can't thank you enough.
Trevor Mach: How about we just win the tag titles tonight in that cluster of a main event.
Little Mac: Amigo and Fergus here will see to it personally that you don't.
Kinniku Mike: Funny, I was thinking I would make sure Amigo got nowhere near those belts.
Little Mac: Get involved and pay the price! That goes out to all of you. Greed rules around here.
Tess: Is that so? Are you forgetting about me? You seem to forget that I'm a Boss here too, and I run a division that WILL NOT be forgotten about! I won't have the Lady Renegades play by "Greed Rules" and they WILL get the time and attention they deserve Mac!
Little Mac: Oh would you look at the time. I'd love to hear more about whatever it is you're talking about, but this show needs to get underway! Everyone clear the stage! It's time for the New Wave to roll in and make me a lot of money!
The opening match saw the New Wave represent, with Bashin Dan, the Clash King taking on knight out of his element Benjamin. Great opening match and showcase for the new wave, with Benjamin being a more defensive wrestler compared to Dan's all out Clash Style. Dan took a beating, seemingly getting fired up but the impacts before coming back to win the match with a Brave Clash and the pin. Dan helped up Benjamin afterwards and the two shook hands in a show of respect. Another good win for Dan.
The next match saw the Edo journeyman Takumi Inui take on Greed's Dogma Mask in an excellent introduction for the New Waver. The big man Dogma was caught off guard by the clam demeanor of Takumi turning to reckless abandon with a signature flick of the wrist. Wild swings, rapid punches, and kicks had Dogma on the ropes, before he came back with the typical big man offense of boots, boots, hanging onto the ropes and breathing heavily, followed by more boots. Don't get me wrong, Dogma's awesome at it, but it's still just big man offense. He tried a shocking move when Takumi was on the outside, when he dove out of the ring, but Takumi flicked his wrist and hit a pele kick as Dogma was about to land. Highlight reel scene right there from the New Waver. Takumi's swagger in the ring was backed up with a exciting climax, where he heart punched Dogma Mask before hitting his finisher, the Crimson Smash Superkick, to score his first victory in Havok. Big win for Takumi Inui.
Murasaki: You-
Real M's: Stop right there you purple bitch! You think humiliating me was going to stop me? I have no problem humiliating myself to get what I want, what makes you think it makes any difference if it's you? At the end of the day your win means nothing. You're a flash in the pan. Women like Nanimura thought they were going places in this sport, but where are they now? I found this umbrella in a garbage can, which is where I intend to put your career.
Sunny Malibu: Hey! What are you chicks doing? That is so not cool!
Tracy: Oh no! It's not cool! You hear that M's? Haha!
Real M's: ....I'm going to break this bottle and jab you in the face if you don't turn around and walk away right now.
Sunny Malibu: I won't! What you're doing sucks! The entire roster just got gutted, and you're trying to kill off the rest? Why are you destroying the division you're apart of?
Tracy: Why don't you mind your own business. You survived somehow. This means only good things for your career. It could really go places now. Places WE allow it to go, but you still have a shot now.
Real M's: She's going to wish she kept her mouth shut.
Sunny Malibu: You don't scare me M's, but we've all seen you scared.
Real M's: Scared? This is what I do to people I'm apparently afraid of. I wrap a chair around their face. Imagine what I'm going to do to you. Oh wait, you don't have to. The whole broken bottle to face thing.
Tracy: Guess that counts Murasaki out of the tag match later. The paper champ will be all by herself.
Sunny Malibu: No, she won't be. I'll be in that match.
Real M's: Ooo, the surfer chick stepping up. Now I'm real scared.
Tracy: Kaie's odds would have been better without you.
Real M's: "Hang ten" you stupid bitch.
Sunny Malibu: .....
Erik Stone again had to defend the Television Championship in a stacked match against Noah Jennings, who was backed by Mr. Gouji. Stone has proven his critics wrong by being able to hang with the best despite his former career, and fought hard in this match, but it was apparent that Gouji was going to keep the match going until Noah could get the win. That's when Subculture rushed to the ring, with is remarkable considering he is still quite blind. Once he felt out his surroundings he managed to punch out Gouji and distract Noah long enough for Erik Stone to hit a backdrop and go to the top for a Money Shot followed by the pin. The 3rd Defense for the New Waver and continued revenge for Subculture.
Firebrand X wants to be the next to challenge Void for the Havok World Championship, but would first have a test against the champ and Killing Joke, teaming with his bio-mechanical brother Arremer X. What was set to be a action packed tag match turned into anarchy almost immediately. Grind and Hazard rushed into the ring, with the four members of Undeth attacking the Brothers X leading to an obvious DQ, but that wasn't the end of it. The Undeth would not relent in their attack. Killing Joke could be heard cackling as they dragged X and Arremer to the stage. He thrashed Firebrand and then made him watch the horrible act that was about to take place. The World Champion of Havok proceeded to rip Arremer X's head clean off. Sparks and synthetic blood flew as Arremer shut down. The Renegades were shocked by the actions of their champion, as he held up his title and the head.
After being reassured that the CPU of Arremer X was immediately backed up following any fatal error, the Renegades began to calm down. Still, the incident had the crowd feeling more and more uneasy concerning the controversial cult leader and Havok World Champion. Firebrand X had to be dragged away as he screamed for Void, demanding his head as well.
The New Wave continued with three No Rules brawlers showing their skills in a No Rules 3-Way war. Razorblade, the heavy hitter, Maniac, the wild card, and Slam Master Jam, the white boy with hoop skills that brought a basketball for some reason. Violent match up, though a comical beginning, as SMJ bounded his ball off Razorblade's head and got gored into the corner for his troubles. Maniac caught the attention of the Renegades with his Pain is Pleasure attitude, hurting himself with weapons to psyche himself up against his opponents. It took too much to keep him down, so Razorblade turned to Slam Master Jam, where a Jackhammer proved to be enough to keep the baller down for the 1-2-3. Razorblade wins the battle of the brawlers, but Maniac wasn't about to let that go, attacking both men with weapons as they were about to show respect with a handshake.
The first ever Lady Renegade Tag Team Champions RJ Havok and Hope Mach were set to take on the NEW Havok Lady Renegades Champion Kaie and Murasaki, but Murasaki was taken out earlier in the evening. Kaie reluctantly allowed Sunny Malibu to join her as a replacement. The New Waver came up with Kaie, but she had no ties or attachment to her, seeing her more like an obstacle in that time. With Rated M heckling the action, the four Lady Renegades put on a good match, but Sunny trying to hold up her end, ultimately losing out to an Olympic Slam from Hope Mach and the pin. After the match Real M's and Tracy tried to attack Kaie and Sunny, but Hope and RJ helped fight them off. Sunny kicked herself for losing and tried to rush Rated M on her own, but security had intervened by that time. Still, the show of bravery won her supporter in the audience.
Tommy Dukes: It's the Ruth Bader Ginsberg of Havok Tommy Dukes, here with Bashin Dan and Takumi Inui, the New Wave! You guys rocked it out there! Both of those matches were awesome!
Bashin Dan: Benjamin gave me a thrilling match. I have to keep getting better if I want to keep up with him.
Takumi Inui: I just want to know who is next.
Tommy Dukes: Well that's why we're here! You guys agreed to have a match if you both won and you both won. Are we going to see Takumi Inui take on Bashin Dan in a Clash of the New Wave?
Bashin Dan: Clash of the New Wave! I love it! It's got me pumped for a match against you Takumi! Let's show the people what it means to be a Renegade! That's my dream! Don't you have a dream Takumi?
Takumi Inui: Me? No, I don't have a dream. Not after....No, I don't have one, but I can protect dreams. If that's your dream, then we'll have the match, but I'm not going to go easy on you.
Bashin Dan: I wouldn't expect you to. This has got me pumped! See you next week Takumi!
Takumi Inui: *nod*
Tommy Dukes: I'm so excited I think I wet myself! Back to the action! I need a new pair of pants. Steve, can you help m-Steve why are you walking away? Oh....who are you?
?: I'm looking for Little Mac.
It was now main event time, as the Havok World Tag Team Championships were lowered over the ring. Ladders of various sizes were placed around the ring for the is multi team war. Veterans and New Wavers alike would be competing for the highly coveted belts. The match itself was a real showcase of the division and the generational war that could be brewing in Havok. TaskForce were fighting hard to keep their belts, with the Gun Justice specifically Tack Angel trying to personally keep them from their titles. Amigo and Fergus were made a non-issue as Kinniku Mike and Magnum PT pulled them out of the match against Mac's warnings and brawled with them. Grind and Hazard were looking to be the winners, with Grind reaching for the belts, but Mach jumped from one ladder and hit a dangerous aerial Macha Ye to knock him off the ladder and onto TaskForce. Tack had beaten Jackson Kain to the kick with a high kick to both he and Degrees and rushed to the top of the ladder to grab the belts. Gun Justice claimed the titles to become the NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions. The Renegades Generation is far from dead, they may just have reached their peak, as the two bros are champs once again...
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV! The New Beginning
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. New Wave Singles: Bashin Dan beat Benjamin via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Dogma Mask via Heart Punch x Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone(c) beat Noah Jennings via Money Shot -> Pin -> 3rd Defense
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Arremer X beat Void/Killing Joke via DQ
5. New Wave No Rules 3-Way: Razorblade beat Maniac and Slam Master Jam[x] via Jackhammer -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: RJ Havok/Hope Mach[o] beat Kaie/Sunny Malibu[x] via Olympic Slam
7. Havok World Tag Team Championship Ladder: Jason Saxon(c)/Tony Novus(c) vs. Jackson Kain/Degrees vs. Grind/Hazard vs. Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Fergus/Amigo vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
Winners and NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions: Trevor Mach and Tack Angel!
Tess: You son of a bitch! I'm not going to stand for it! We deserve to be heard and I'm going to make you hear us!
Little Mac: Trust me, I hear you. Look Tess, I-
?: ....I'm here.
Little Mac: You.
Tess: Who is that?
Little Mac: One of the baddest, toughest men I've ever known of. From the Rozan Peaks, he has trained to be the greatest fighter, by a man previously considered the greatest fighter. Rumors say that he was able to uppercut a waterfall so hard it started to flow upward. Others say he managed to full nelson suplex his opponent into orbit. Put this all together, and it's means he's a bad ass. His name... Dragon Shiryu.
Dragon Shiryu: And I'm here to compete in Havok.
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Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades, it's me, the Jimmy Smits of wrestling Tommmy Dukes, here with some big news in the New Wave era! It's turns out that rich, greedy people, who love money and name their stables greed like to make even MORE money! Who would have guessed right? Little Mac is bringing back the touring system in Havok, meaning the Renegades will be hitting the road for those house shows. That means more time on the road and more wear and tear on the wrestlers. Former Havok Boss Tack Angel personally felt the need to say something regarding the issue to Little Mac...
Little Mac: Tack Angel, I don't know if you remember, but this isn't your office anymore. You gave that up in a moment of monumental stupidity.
Tack Angel: Well that's a little harsh.
Kishin Kid: If the shoe fits. You did always try to tell me to appreciate what was presented to me, and you just got the truth presented to you.
Tack Angel: I feel that this is completely out of line. I came to talk to you Mac.
Little Mac: I don't talk to the 87's, especially not their leader.
Tack Angel: I'm NOT the leader!
Little Mac: That's not what literally all of them are saying. What is it that you want?
Tack Angel: I want to talk to you about this tour system. Between this and all the big events you've been running, you're going to wear the roster out. If you want your competitors at their best you have to give them time to recover so they can-
Little Mac: I didn't ask for your advice, nor do I want it. This is my job. You handed it to me, and you thankfully handed off the Lady Renegades to someone else. I know what works. I know what makes money. If the Renegades want to make money, they will toughen up and deal with this. You're underestimating them I think. I will work them every single day if I feel like it. That's why you were a horrible boss. Furthermore I-
Tack Angel: *internally* Silent Rrrraaaage......silent rrrrraaage......silent rrrraaaage....silen-
Little Mac: Tack! TACK!
Tack Angel: Huh? What?
Little Mac: You've been staring at the wall for the last hour. It was funny at first, but now it's just weird. Get out of here before Kishin Kid has to show you the door.
Tack Angel: Hey...I know where the door is....thank you very much....it's mahogany.
Little Mac: What does that have to do with anything?
Tack Angel: Nothing....I guess.
Little Mac: Actually wait, I have a message for you to deliver. Think you can do that?
Tack Angel: Well, I'm a Level 22 Mail Carrier in Final Fantasy XIV.
Little Mac: I...I don't even....look....you tell your partner Trevor Mach that he's going to pay for shaving Kishin Kid's head. He's going to team with Noah Jennings to take on the two of you and take those newly won Havok World Tag Team Championships.
Tack Angel: As much as I hate to say this, but shouldn't TaskForce get a rematch first?
Little Mac: I book the title matches. Now get out of my office.
Kishin Kid: I appreciate the shot Mac.
Little Mac: Don't thank me just yet Kid. You're supposed to be my top Pillar. I was planning on the company resting on your shoulders. You want to prove you belong in that spot? I want to see you beat one of the other Pillars. You'll be facing Camilo Ortega.
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Tommy Dukes: So the Tour system is returning! The first Tour will be called the New Wave Tour, and it will feature...what else...the New Wave. They will be gaining experience in action on the road, while the Four Pillars will also be in action, with Degrees and Jackson Kain both stepping up as possible new opponents for World Champion Void, following the destruction of Arremer X's body which has lead to Firebrand X disappearing as well. We'll see Havok return to Onett for a Havok World Tag Team Championship match and much much more. How much more? Well how about the introduction of a new Lady Renegade? That's right, Tess has been scouting, and with Little Mac culling the roster, the time has come for the Lady Renegades Boss to bring in some new blood and shake up the landscape. For the first new wrestler, Tess has found a dangerous addition to the roster.
Tess: That was beautiful Diana, just beautiful.
Diana: I knew I'd be dealing with insects in your ring, but I wasn't expecting literal insects. None the less, I squashed them under my boot.
Tess: The perfect combination of deadly beauty and cunning. This Renegades is Diana. Even she hasn't told me much about herself, but what I've seen in the ring was enough to get me intrigued. When I found out just how sneaky and conniving she could be, it reminded me of my self too much not to sign her immediately.
Diana: You flatter me Tess. My name is Diana....just Diana. I'm just a....visitor to Eagleland, but I couldn't resist this opportunity to...get to know you all better....and size up my competition. I look forward to the future, and what's going to happen to Havok now that I'm here.
Tess: I was looking for just such a person, as I'm going to need the toughest and meanest if we're going to remind Little Mac that that NO ONE gets to screw with the Lady Renegades. We WILL make this the biggest and best division for women in wrestling, and I WILL NOT allow Little Mac to kill it. This is just the start, so keep your eyes open.
Havok New Wave Tour: The Quest for more Money!
Twoson Market Arena, Twoson
1. New Wave Singles Bashin Dan vs. Slam Master Jam
2. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Grind/Hazard
3. Singles: Magnum PT vs. Fergus
4. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Benjamin
5. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Hope Mach/RJ Havok vs. Real M's/Tracy
6. Tag: Void/Killing Joke vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain
7. Four Pillars Singles: Kishin Kid vs. Camilo Ortega
Havok New Wave Tour: The Quest for more Money!
Iwata Memorial Gymnasium, Onett
1. New Wave No Rules Singles: Maniac vs. Benjamin
2. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Magnum PT vs. Amigo/Fergus
3. Singles: Degrees vs. Killing Joke
4. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Slam Master Jam
5. Tag: Kiva/Hexagon III vs. Grind/Hazard
5. Non-Title Singles: Void vs. Jackson Kain
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Diana vs. Sunny Malibu
7. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Kishin Kid/Noah Jennings
Maniac: YOU LAUGHING AT ME NOW!?
Banjamin: I was just asking you what a cellphone was!!! AHHH!!
Bashin Dan: Hey! Quit that! You can't just attack someone like that!
Maniac: ....Why not?
Bashin Dan: He didn't have time to prepare his deck! The only way you can prove you are the best is in a fair fight!
Maniac: ....I'm going to kill you when I'm done with him.
Razorblade: Step aside Dan, he's not going to listen. I've head storied about him, and I've faced him in the ring. He'd attack his own mother.
Maniac: This guy gets it.
Razorblade: I get that you've got no balls! You know you're facing him one-on-one during the tour. You've already lost once so far in Havok. You afraid to be 0-2?
Maniac: Like I care. Say what you want, but we'll see how you much shit you talk after Chaos TV! I already got the match booked for us. You and me in a Falls Count Anywhere No Rules match. We'll see how tough you are when that idiot baller isn't there to take the pin.
Razorblade: .....
Bashin Dan: Poor Benjamin....must've been a bad deck.
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Tack Angel: *sigh* What are you doing?
Trevor Mach: Oh hey Tacklebox!
Tack Angel: You stole my clothes?
Trevor Mach: "Borrowed"
Tack Angel: ....Might I ask....why?
Trevor Mach: I got the master strats Tack! The MASTER STRATS!
Tack Angel: What could these master strats be? Drinking heavily?
Trevor Mach: What no? I mean I might have been drinking heavily, BUT this is completely different. I got an idea, that's going to give us an edge against Greed.
Tack Angel: Solid wrestling fundamentals?
Trevor Mach: Twin Magic!
Tack Angel: ....What?
Trevor Mach: Twin Magic! We're going to look alike and we're going to be able to roll in and out of the ring without having to tag, or we could pretend to be each other on the ground, and when they try to pin us, we'll roll em up! Twin Magic!
Tack Angel: That's heel tactics.
Trevor Mach: Exactly!
Tack Angel: We're NOT heels!
Trevor Mach: ....Oh yeah....damn. You want your clothes back?
Tack Angel: No....no I don't.
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Tommy Dukes: Hello again Renegades, it's the Charles Nelson Reilly of Havok Tommy Dukes, here to give you the inside scoops! The New Wave Tour was a huge success in terms of attendance and great matches. The New Wave got to really show off. Takumi Inui scored back to back wins, putting the New Waver at 3-0, while guys like Slam Master Jam and Benjamin were having tougher times. Benjamin DID score the win against Maniac, but only through DQ when the easily angered newcomer attacked with weapons. Benjamin did fight back, with Razorblade coming out to make the save. PT's comeback is off and running, scoring a win against Fergus in Twoson, while he and Mike managed to get the win against Amigo and Fergus in Onett. Rated M's scored a non-title win against the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions, while newcomer Diana overwhelmed Sunny Malibu in her debut match. Sunny Malibu continues to impress with fighting spirit, but she can't quite get the job done just yet. Degrees and Jackson Kain stepped up in place of a missing Firebrand X to face Havok World Champion Void and Undeth. Degrees stepped up with a surprise pin on Void in tag action, while beating Killing Joke in singles action in Onett. The Royal Crown Champion Jackson Kain tried a one-on-one match with Void, but despite his best efforts he ate the Chaos Theory before getting pinned. Kishin Kid had an amazing match up with Camilo Ortega in the main event of the Twoson show, taking the injured Ortega to the limit before hitting the Demon's Wings for the pin. He wasn't as lucky in Onett, when he and Noah Jennings challenged Gun Justice 87's for the Havok World Tag Team Championships. Noah Jennings has run afoul of the blinded Subculture to the point of injury, and those injuries cost him when he ate the Macha Ye before the pin and the defense for Gun Justice.
Havok New Wave Tour: The Quest for more Money!
Twoson Market Arena, Twoson
1. New Wave Singles Bashin Dan beat Slam Master Jam via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Grind/Hazard via DQ
3. Singles: Magnum PT beat Fergus via Mustache Ride -> Pin
4. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Benjamin via Crimson Smash Superkick
5. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Real M's[o]/Tracy beat Hope Mach[x]/RJ Havok via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
6. Tag: Degrees[o]/Jackson Kain beat Void[x]/Killing Joke via PhDDT -> Pin
7. Four Pillars Singles: Kishin Kid beat Camilo Ortega via Demon Wings -> Pin
Havok New Wave Tour: The Quest for more Money!
Iwata Memorial Gymnasium, Onett
1. New Wave No Rules Singles: Benjamin beat Maniac via DQ
2. Tag: Kinniku Mike[o]/Magnum PT beat Amigo/Fergus[x] via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
3. Singles: Degrees beat Killing Joke via PhDDT -> Pin
4. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Slam Master Jam via Crimson Blast Superkick -> Pin
5. Tag: Kiva/Hexagon III beat Grind/Hazard via DQ
5. Non-Title Singles: Void beat Jackson Kain via Chaos Theory -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Diana beat Sunny Malibu via Corkscrew Neckbreaker -> Pin
7. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[o]/Tack Angel(c) beat Kishin Kid/Noah Jennings[x] via Macha Ye -> Pin -> 1st Defense!
#EVER 49: FINE! HAVE SOME #EVER!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Singles: Los Tiburon vs. Dogma Mask
2. Tag: Danny Leung/Nosan vs. Kiva/Hexagon III
3. #EVER #1 Contender Match: Swift vs. Ishihiro Tomo
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Valarie Dorado vs. Sunny Malibu
5. #EVER Open Championship: Retro Hippie(c) vs. Rains vs. El Mago
Good News Gary: And that's why I think it would be REALLY GOOD NEWS for myself, for #EVER, and especially for Rains if you would actually REMEMBER that we exist!
Little Mac: Sorry Gary, I was too busy thinking about MAKING money. You guys get your time slot back....I GUESS.
Good News Gary: That is GOOD NEWS!
Jason Saxon: Uh Sir?
Little Mac: Oh no....it's TaskForce.
Tony Novus: Two Bosses in a row gave us this reaction. TWO!
Jason Saxon: We need to talk.
Little Mac: Well...I guess you can have 5....no....3 minutes. Yep...2 minutes....go.
Tony Novus: We lost the Havok Tag Team Championships without ever being pinned. We were hoping to get that rema-
Little Mac: Stop right there. It's not happening. Sorry guys, but you don't have Greed potential. I hate to have to agree with Tack Angel, but we don't have anything for you and.....what you are.
Jason Saxon: Hey! I'm getting sick and tired of people ragging on us. We're the TaskForce! We've got a Task and we're going to attack with FORCE! We're former Tag Team Champions, and we DEMAND a rematch. We deserve it! If you don't think we do then put us in a match where we can shut you up and prove it!
Little Mac: Oh is that so?! You mouthy little shit! Fine, you want to prove something? You two will team with Television Championship Erik Stone against Greed this week on Chaos TV! Just you TRY and shut me up!
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Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades, it's the Lawrence Welk of Havok, Tommy Dukes here with some big Network updates! The New Wave Tour's success has lead to even more dates being booked, with tickets NOW on sale for a show on the beaches of Summers. You can see the New Wave in action, Bad Man Mach taking on the Great White _____ in singles action, and 3 of the 4 Pillars of Havok taking on Havok World Champion Void, along with Grind and Hazard of Undeth! Don't miss it!
Havok New Wave Tour: The Quest for more Money!
Summers Beach, Summers
1. Non-Title Trios: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III
2. New Wave Singles: Benjamin vs. Slam Master Jam
3. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Flying Man
4. Non-Title Singles: Erik Stone vs. Kishin Kid
5. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Fergus
6. 6-Man Tag: Degrees/Jackson Kain/Camilo Ortega vs. Void/Grind/Hazard
Tommy Dukes: We've also heard that Little Mac has signed ANOTHER New Waver! The new names and faces keep flooding in! Havok has become a very competitive place for a new generation! Let's see who we have this time!
Little Mac: *sigh* I don't even....this everyone...is the Y Man Tom Yonk.
Tom Yonk: Yo! Hehe, I'm like, the Y Man and stuff. Check out out the arms bros! Look at dis physique, I'm like pretty freaking huge ya know? They call me that Y Man because-
Little Mac: It's Y as is in whY do I keep hiring 80's guys with mullets?!
Tom Yonk: Uhh...I don't know Boss. We work cheap?
Little Mac: That's it! Now I remember. Thank you!
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Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades, it's me the George Clooney of Wrestling Tommy Dukes, and it's time for another one of those updates we love on this network so much. Seriously, check your DVR for our channel....so many updates....so many reruns of Cops too for some reason. Anyways, the New Wave Tour rolled into Summers, a place with actual beaches and waves. Like the waves with water kind. We're a wave with uh....Talent....yeah...I did it.
The Anahuac Heroes have been on the ropes since Undeth rolled through them, but the heroic survivors of the lucha purge joined forces to take on the Trios Champions and actually win! The non-title match saw Kiva, Los Tiburon, and Hex III beat the Dangerous Heel Besties, when Kiva hit his dive on LG Rod before the pin. They made it clear they want to return to being a force in Havok, and plan on starting with the Trios titles. Kiva once held the Trios titles with the defunct #EVER tag belts at the same time, so this kind of action is definitely in his wheelhouse.
The rookie Benjamin finally got an impressive win after having a rough first week, beating Slam Master Jam with a Leg Drop Lariat. As the cameramen were taking pictures, he pulled a sword out of nowhere and started threatening them for trying to cast Blind on him.
Takumi Inui continues to be absolutely impressive, beating the veteran Flying Man with his Crimson Smash Superkick, and earning the respect of the embodiment of courage. Kishin Kid fought Erik Stone in a non-title match and actually won it clean, after hitting the Demon Wings to pin the Television Champion.
Trevor Mach saved the beach goers from getting sucked into an inescapable heat vacuum, by escaping a Brogue Kick, and instead targeting the arm with a Cross Armbreaker for the Submission win.
After that match, Amigo came out unexpectedly and ranted about Mike and PT, and what it meant to be the elite of Greed. He challenged anyone from the back to an impromptu match. Magnum PT rushed to the ring for the match. A fun brawl turned ugly when Amigo managed to slap on the Ankle Lock. PT refused to tap, leading to a referee stoppage. PT had to be helped to the back while security kept Mike from getting in Amigo's face.
The main event saw three of the four pillars join forces against Havok Champ Void and his Undeth. The Pillars worked together as a team and apparently provoked Killing Joke to join the fray, leading to a big brawl and DQ victory for Degrees, Kain, and Ortega.
Tommy Dukes: All in all a good show at Summers Beach. 7/10 would recap again.
Havok New Wave Tour: The Quest for more Money!
Summers Beach, Summers
1. Non-Title Trios: Kiva[o]/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x]/Mr. Dangerous via Kiva Dive -> Pin
2. New Wave Singles: Benjamin beat Slam Master Jam via Leg Drop Lariat -> Pin
3. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Flying Man via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
4. Non-Title Singles: Kishin Kid beat Erik Stone via Demon Wings -> Pin
5. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Fergus via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
6. Impromptu Singles: Amigo beat Magnum PT via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage
7. 6-Man Tag: Degrees/Jackson Kain/Camilo Ortega beat Void/Grind/Hazard via DQ
The Tradition returns. E1 became the Havok Fighting Climax, but now the original Climax has returned. Be there for the biggest tournament in wrestling. Witness the becoming of one Renegade who will risk it all to get to the top. Be there for the return of the E1 Climax...
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Subculture: I want to make something clear to you Little Mac. Your reign may have just started, but I'm going to see to it that it doesn't last long. I don't need eyes to see that you have taken this opportunity to take this sport I love to new places, and you decide to make the Gouji Guys into a "new" Greed? What a joke. I say we for go the months of fighting back and forth and get right down to it. I can still fight! I will be even better than before! It's been a rough year, and every time I planned to get my career back on track it's just been new problems piling up. I won't give up. I'll NEVER give up! I challenge you Little Mac. At Higher Ground I challenge you one-on-one. If you win I'll quit, admit that I was never worthy, and you'll never see or hear from me again. However, if this blind man beats you, you relinquish your ownership stake in Havok. Maybe that makes Tess 100% owner, or maybe it doesn't. I believe ANYONE would be better than this Greed rehash. So what do you say Mac? WHAT DO YOU SAY!
Good News Gary: Uh....this isn't Chaos TV! Subculture. This.....this is #EVER.
Subculture: ......Seriously? How the hell did I get here?
Good News Gary: No idea. You would have had to have crossed through A LOT of traffic to get here.
Subculture: Well....guess I'm getting the hang of that at least.
Good News Gary: I'd work on your sense of direction.
Subculture: Yeah....yeah. I....I'm going to go do that.
Good News Gary: ....You're going to want to exit that way.
Subculture: .....What....are you pointing? I can't see you pointing you know.
Good News Gary: Oh right, I'm sorry. Let me lead you to-
Subculture: Just turn me in the right direction.
So everyone was forgetting about #EVER, but we got our time slot back from those reruns of Cops that were somehow doing better numbers. I bet that was a typo or something. For the first time in a while, the card was actually looking appealing to #EVER and Havok fans alike.
The Luchadors are making a big comeback with Los Tiburon opening the show with a victory over Greed's Dogma Mask. My word the grappling from Los Tiburon! Some much grappling. The Luchador hero grappled the shit out of Dogma before hitting the Piledriver to score the pin.
Kiva and Hex III took SWORD to task, getting a big win over Good News Gary's beloved team. Hex set up Nosan with an Exploder Suplex, followed by Kiva hitting the Dive before the Hex III pin victory. Viva Los Luchadors!
Swift and Ishihiro Tomo engaged in a 5 Star War, an absolute 5 Star War, that was probably seen by less viewers than the Cops reruns. Total shame there, but good for me because I got to witness the bloody brawling violence. Why Violence Boner! Not now! Headbutts, elbow tradeoffs, and lariats aplenty. The two collided in a double POUNCE as they hit a time limit draw. Since that was a #1 Contender match, that pretty much means that the #EVER Open Champion is probably going to get killed.
Sunny Malibu has been struggling in #EVER and Havok for weeks to get a win. She's shone heart and growth, but with no wins that only gets you so far. Hey, you know how I was talking about no wins? Well screw that noise, as she finally got the big win! The Lady Renegades had a hard act to follow here, but Sunny Malibu took the best of Valarie Dorado, managing to escape her armbreaker, and coming back with the lazily named after her gimmick Beach Blast Bomber to score the pin. Big win for Sunny Malibu, who called out Rated M after the match, saying that she'll follow Kaie's success and taken down the duo. Good luck on that I guess. Oh, she also threatened to make referee Ultros the main course of her victory luau. Harsh.
Main event time, as Retro Hippie put his newly won #EVER Open Championship on the line against previous Champion El Mago and the guy being shoved down our throats Rains. El Mago got taken out of the match near the end by SWORD, leading Rains to get cocky about his win. He had speared Hippie to the ground already, and coked his fist as he forcibly and not at all realistically winked at the hard camera audience. He took his eyes off Hippie too long, as the Hippie became a card carrying pro-gun supporter as he cocked both for a Double Barrel Superman Punch that surprisingly had enough force to knock Rains on his ass. A surprised Hippie rolled up Rains for the 1-2-3, scoring the 1st Defense of his reign. Retro Hippie won the title and NOW he's defended it. Some real weird shit happens in #EVER.
#EVER 49: FINE! HAVE SOME #EVER!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network
1. Singles: Los Tiburon beat Dogma Mask via Extreme Grappling -> Piledriver -> Pin
2. Tag: Kiva/Hexagon III[o] beat Danny Leung/Nosan[x] via Exploder Suplex x Kiva Dive -> Pin
3. #EVER #1 Contender Match: Swift vs. Ishihiro Tomo ended in Time Limit Draw
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Sunny Malibu beat Valarie Dorado via Beach Blast Bomber -> Pin Special Referee: Ultros
5. #EVER Open Championship: Retro Hippie(c) beat Rains[x] and El Mago via Double Barrel Superman Punch -> Pin -> 1st Defense
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Tommy Dukes: Holy shit, I can't ever leave the building with how many of these updates I have to keep doing. You guys sick of me yet? Blame Nerma and Hater. Well it's me again, the Mike Pollok of Wrestling Tommy Dukes! I've got big announcements! The card for Higher Ground has been finalized, and it's a BIG one for Havok's return to Saturn City and the Saturn Dome! We'll get to that later though, because we have to cover the Chaos TV! card first! Seriously, it's loaded too, like they have too many guys they want to book so instead of leaving some out they threw them all in and just made larger than normal shows. It's almost as if....almost. Ton Yonk debuts against the insane maniacal...well...Maniac. Jennings will be taking on another New Waver in the second match. LoveKick 87's take on Undeth, who continue to stalk around the different divisions, trying to take focus from the 87's fight against Greed. Tack Angel will take on Fergus one-on-one, though I'm sure Trevor Mach will somewhere close for that match. We'll have four of the Lady Renegades fight for the right to face Kaie at Higher Ground. This could mean big things for newcomer Diana, who has been added to the match following her impressive display in her debut. Bashin Dan and Takumi Inui will have the match they agreed to last week. It'll be great to see the two New Wavers go head to head, as both are really going places. Television Champion Erik Stone and TaskForce will take on the Dangerous Heel Besties in Non-Title action in the semi main. The main event itself will see just who will get the next shot against Havok World Champion Void. Degrees, Kishin Kid, Camilo Ortega, and Jackson Kain. The Four Pillars will all collide for the shot. Who is going to get it? I have no idea because it hasn't happened yet. Don't ask me.
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. New Wave Singles: Maniac vs. Tom Yonk
2. New Wave Singles: Noah Jennings vs. TBD
3. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Grind/Hazard
4. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Fergus
5. Lady Renegades #1 Contender 4-Way: Diana vs. Sunny Malibu vs. Murasaki vs. Valarie Dorado
6. New Wave Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Takumi Inui
7. Non-Title 6-Man Tag: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi/Mr. Dangerous vs. Erik Stone/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
8. Havok World #1 Contender 4-Way: Jackson Kain vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Kishin Kid vs. Degrees
Tommy Dukes: Now, we get to Higher Ground. The big Pay Per View event that will have big matches and big consequences. The consequences will never be the same in fact! Razorblade and Maniac will open the show with a Falls Count Anywhere brawl! Trios Championship action will lead into a very important elimination war between the 87's and Greed. Four of the New Wavers will compete before Kinniku Mike and Amigo fight once against, with Mike putting his Strong Tits on the line! If Amigo loses though, he'll have to wear a pair of fake Strong Tits. You know he'd hate that. The Lady Renegades Tag belts will be on the line when RJ and Hope take on Rated M once again. Subculture will step blindly into the ring to face Little Mac. This is the big match. The deciding match. Can Subculture redeem himself after the year of hell and save Havok from a reign of Greed, or will Little Mac make Subbie leave Havok forever? The double main events will see both the World and Lady Renegades titles on the line. It's a huge night. Lots of matches, meaning lots of write ups. So much typing. Such recap.
Havok: Higher Ground
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Pay Per View
1. No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Singles: Razorblade vs. Maniac
2. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III
3. 87's vs. Greed Elimination Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Dogma Mask/Noah Jennings/Fergus/TBD
4. New Wave 4-Way: Takumi Inui vs. Benjamin vs. Bashin Dan vs. Slam Master Jam
5. Tits or GTFO: Kinniku Mike vs. Amigo
6. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c) vs. Real M's/Tracy
7. Loser Quits Havok: Subculture vs. Little Mac
8. Lady Renegades Championship: Kaie(c) vs. TBD
9. Havok World Championship: Void(c) vs. TBD
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Little Mac: I'm surprised you were able to make it here on your own.
Subculture: I'm figuring it out.
Little Mac: Lu isn't with you?
Subculture: He doesn't want to see you. Neither do I. Luckily, I can't.
Little Mac: I heard about what you said. I couldn't believe it. I actually had to watch #EVER.
Subculture: ...You want an apology?
Little Mac: No, I just wanted to see you face to face. I want to see the man who actually challenged me to risk it all for just one little match against an insect like you.
Subculture: Funny, if I'm such an insect, why would you accept the match?
Little Mac: Because, I feel it's time to be done with you once and for all. Greed is going to take over wrestling.
Subculture: For what? The money? Has it always been about the money? Is that why you're working with Mr. Gouji? Is that why you got yourself a Government sponsor? What better way for the Government to take over and regulate wrestling. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of hearing about it. I'm sick of you Little Mac. I'm sick of everything that's been happening to me.
Little Mac: Then quit! Give up!
Subculture: Not going to happen. Mac, I was the one who took down Simon Stuart and ended the Sengoku Wrestling War in Edo. I defeated Dracula at Wrestlevania.
Little Mac: Ancient history.
Subculture: I wasn't finished. I'm going to be the one who stops Greed's reign before it starts. I'm going to be the one to free Havok of you. I'm going to be the one who-
Little Mac: What, shatters the legacy of Little Mac?
Subculture: No, you've already done that.
Little Mac: ....Why you ungrateful-
Tess: Mac, I'm not surprised you made another big call without me, but this time I'm actually happy about it. I would like nothing more than to see you lose.
Little Mac: Why? So you can take over Havok? You can't even run the Lady Renegades division.
Tess: My focus will always be on this division. I've been working my ass off to rebuild what you destroyed to make sure that women's wrestling continues to "SPARKLE" in Havok. I don't know who would take over for you, but anyone would have to be better. Look, I'm just here to witness you agreeing to this match, so I can get my champagne ready for the moment you lose everything.
Little Mac: ....This little "meeting" is over. I have a show to run. After you Subbie.
Subculture: Why? So Noah can jump me? I don't think so.
Noah Jennings: What? How the hell did you-
Subculture: If you don't want me breaking your nose again, I'd step aside.
Noah Jennings: .....At least he knew who I was.
Little Mach: *sigh*
This is it, the Go Home show to Higher Ground. Wait...it's the Go to Saturn City show to Higher Ground. That's more accurate, just saying. An absolutely packed card would take place to get the Renegades hyped for this potentially game changing return to Pay Per View. Little Mac would be risking it all. Before that, we would "Catch the Wave" with a show featuring the new generation very heavily.
The opening match would see the newcomer Tom Yonk make his debut against the crazed Maniac. The Anahuac Lunatic took Yonk to task as Razorblade scouted from the stage. Maniac taunted Razor, pretending his opponent was Razorblade, and holding Yonk up towards him while grinning. Maniac went a bit too wild for the ref, who called off the match as a DQ victory for Yonk, who didn't get much offense in this "win". Maniac and Razorblade go all out in a Falls Count Anywhere match at Higher Ground.
Noah Jennings did not know what he was getting into when he agreed to take on the newcomer Dragon Shiryu. The man from the Rozan Peaks was very stoic in his approach, extending his hand to Noah. When Noah tried to slap it away, Shiryu went on the attack, with massive punches and elbows. The sneaky Noah ran out of the ring to escape, but Shiryu had no regard for his own well being as he leaped out of the ring after him. Intense and impressive showing from Shiryu, who was able to kick out of the Stock Market Crash and absolutely demolish Noah's jaw with the Rozan Shoryu-Ha uppercut that sent him out of the ring. The crowd was shocked as Noah was unable to respond in enough time to avoid the Count Out. Incredible debut, as Dragon Shiryu decimated a former World Champion.
Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Shiryu, that was awesome!
Dragon Shiryu: I'm only here to test my limits and seek the best competition.
Tommy Dukes: Well, we were expecting a bit more from a former World Champion, but you destroyed him.
Dragon Shiryu: It was not a fair fight. He didn't know what I was capable of, and he came into the match injured. I'm looking beyond him, to the New Wave. I may have the opponent I'm here to find.
Tommy Dukes: Well we certainly look forward to that. Let's take it back to the ring!
LoveKick 87's took on Jet Set Undeth in tag action next. The Tag Division has been crazy lately, with Grind and Hazard making it even crazier with their actions in the ring, gaining them more than a few DQ's. Sal and Jamie were thinking like Heels in this match, avoiding the DQ victory, and getting the pinfall after Jamie hit the Penalty Kick on Hazard.
Real M's: Hey Hope and RJ, you thought you were done with us didn't you? You thought Rated M were on the ropes. We love getting tied up in ropes, it just fuels our fire that much more. You saw what I did to Murasaki. Sure, she beat me in a match, but I wrapped a chair around her head.
Tracy: Kaie might have taken the title from us, but it's only a matter of time until we get it back. We'll get it back when we want to. Right now, we want your belts.
Real M's: Hope, you're my daughter, but that means nothing in the ring. I'll leave you in a puddle of your own blood to rip that title off your waist. RJ, you think fucking my ex gives you some mental edge over me? After I beat your ass in front of him, you can go cry to him before quitting the in ring action and going back where you belong, hyping Rated M as the best in wrestling. The controversial duo that got the world talking about the Lady Renegades. We built this division and now-
Tess: More like you destroyed it, but the ladies are working hard to fix it.
Tracy: Moooom! Get out of here!
Tess: Tracy, act your age. You two have disappointed me so much. You and Little Mac both have made it very difficult for me to get anywhere in building this division. You have scared off so many potential Lady Renegades.
Real M's: Of course we have. Look at us. Look at what we've done.
Tess: In a way you helped me though, because now I know anyone willing to step up regardless of you is worthy of the cause. Women like Diana here.
Diana: I find you girls "most intriguing", but your grandstanding won't give you the results you're boasting about. In the end, you're rather pathetic.
Real M's: This bitch has a death wish!
Tess: Not here Ladies! I just want to make it clear to you that the New Wave is here, and you two better stop screwing around if you want to keep your spots. Oh that's right, I'm putting you on notice, and I have NO PROBLEMS firing my own daughter if she isn't producing results. That is all!
Real M's: ....Your Mom's a bitch.
Tracy: *sigh* Tell me about it.
Tack Angel faced off with Fergus in one-on-one competition. Surprisingly Trevor Mach was nowhere to be seen, but the other half of the current World Tag Team Champions was still able to save the crowd from suffocation, by avoiding the Brogue Kick and going high risk with the top rope Rider Kick before getting the 1-2-3.
The Lady Renegades were action next, as Diana, Sunny Malibu, Murasaki, and Valarie Dorado impressed the crowd with a hard hitting match to determine who will face Kaie for the title at Higher Ground. Diana got taken out of the equation early, when M's and Tracy brawled with her on the outside. She was able to hold her own, but they kept her out of the finishing result. Murasaki joined her on the outside as well, leading to Malibu copying her win against Dorado from the last #EVER show with a Beach Blast Bomber. Sunny Malibu has catapulted into the title match with Kaie. The heart of the beach babe is paying off.
Takumi Inui and Bashin Dan faced off in an anticipated New Wave brawl. Dan was looking for a hot blooded opponent to test his deck of wrestling moves on, and Takumi has really broken out as one of the bigger prospects in the New Wave. This was the match of the night by far. With a flick of the wrist Takumi went on the assault early with wild punches and kicks. Dan seems to love coming back from punishment, getting fired up by the offense and coming back to hit his Brave Clash. 1-2-KICKOUT! Takumi took the finisher and came back strong, going for his Crimson Smash, but Dan managed to deflect it before hitting an STO and going for another pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! The near falls kept coming, until Takumi put an end to the match with a Heart Punch and the Crimson Smash Superkick. 1-2-3! Takumi Inui picked up the win in an amazing match. He helped Dan to his feet and the two shook hands as the Renegades in the arena applauded the effort. Takumi was making his way to the back when an unlikely New Waver appeared behind him...
The next match saw Television Champion Erik Stone team with TaskForce to take on the Greedy Dangerous Heel Besties in Non-Title action. You can tell it's non-title because it's not a Trios match, it's a 6-Man Tag. There are differences dammit. The New Wave team were looking great, with Saxon hitting the Flying Forearm Smash on Dangerous to score the win for the team. TaskForce prove they deserve their match, while Erik Stone continues to show he's more than just a porn actor.
At this point the Renegades were surprised to see Senator Armstrong heading to the ring followed by Mr. Gouji. The Government's choice to regulate wrestling got a very loud rejection from the crowd as he grabbed the mic.
Senator Armstrong: You people boo like you even know what you want, like you even know what's best for you? Do you REALLY know what's best for you? DO YOU?! You think that anarchy is the solution don't you? You think you shouldn't have to answer to anybody. Well maybe you do, and maybe you don't. It all depends on what you're willing to do to earn your freedom. Freedom is never free, and now it's a business, just like war is a business, and just like wrestling is a business. It's amazing how much war and wrestling have coincided these days. That's why I was brought here in the first place. They wanted the wars in wrestling to end, with Government there to control wrestling, lock it down, make it politically correct for the pussies who can't handle simple things like criticism. You think that's fair? You think that's right? Neither do I really. I don't do any of this for them. I do it for me. It's all about the individual, and this individual has sponsored Greed for a very important reason. I use war in wrestling as a business to end war in wrestling. Greed is good, and it will save you, because it's that Greed that fuels humanity, makes us better and stronger, to get the things we want. Wrestling will change, it will grow, it will get stronger. I have a dream!
Trevor Mach: Oh please don't go there.
Senator Armstrong: Eh?
Trevor Mach: Typical politician. Big promises, but all talk. Greed making Havok stronger? What a bunch of bullshit! All the Government cares about is control, and all you care about is money.
Senator Armstrong: Are you attacking my character Trevor Mach?
Trevor Mach: I'm attacking all you worthless bastards. You've got no principles, and you've got no balls.
Senator Armstrong: You want to talk to me about principles? You're the worst of the worst! You're a "Bad Man" Mach, that burns bridges. I'm talking about building them. You're nothing but a heel.
Trevor Mach: That's what I keep telling Tack, but he won't let me. Look, I may be a "Bad Man" but I earned that, and I commit to it. That's who I am. Who are you? Whatever you need to be to boost your damn approval ratings. I hear those aren't so good these days, but it's hard to find when you've got the media in your back pocket. Fucking politicians and fucking journalists. None of you have any integrity, and like I said, you've got no balls.
Senator Armstrong: Boy, you'd best stay back if you're going to keep insulting me like that.
Trevor Mach: Why should I? You haven't lifted a finger since regulating Havok, or sponsoring Greed. You have let everyone else talk for you and do your dirty work. You lured Mac in with money to be your mouthpiece, and you've got Gouji to handle the talent. You haven't done shit, just like a politician.
Senator Armstrong: You've got me all wrong Mach. I have a dream, that Eagleland will become a land of the truly free dammit! It will be a country ruled by actions, not words. That's what Havok could become if you just rolled over and let Greed have it all.
Trevor Mach: Not happening dick, and I'm not buying your sales pitch either. Havok already is a place about deeds, not words. We don't need Greed. We don't need you.
Senator Armstrong: The stalwart of Havok, you've been here since the beginning haven't you. Aren't you tired of the struggle yet? Don't you feel like it's time to stop fighting?
Trevor Mach: I'm just getting fired up Armstrong. Not only do I want to fight, but I want to fight you.
Senator Armstrong: ....Is that right?
Trevor Mach: Damn right! If you've got the GUTS, then enter the match at Higher Ground. Join Greed against the 87's. The Renegades will show you what we think of your "dream".
Senator Armstrong: Mach, it'll be my pleasure to end your wrestling career. You are the disease of Havok, and there is no saving you. I'll rip you out by the roots. I'm going to tear you apart boy.
Trevor Mach: Try it Armstrong, but it's not going to happen. I'm going to do to you what I want to do to Amabo, the Congress, the Courts, the Lawyers, the Media, the Media again, and the Media one more time! MACHA FUCKING YE! BOOSH!
The main event was filled with controversy and an exciting conclusion. The Four Pillars faced off in a great match to determine who would be facing Void at Higher Ground. Jackson Kain was looking to get the win after a Shadow Kick on Camilo, until Kishin Kid broke up the pin. Just before Kain and Kid could collide Void and the rest of Undeth entered the ring, taking out all four of the Pillars, having the match ended in a No Contest with no set #1 Contender. The Four Pillars left the ring, but all prepared to re-enter to face void when a familiar theme played. Firebrand X appeared on stage, but without his mask. The Demon has been awoken, he's got his sights set on revenge and the Havok World Championship...
Havok New Wave: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. New Wave Singles: Tom Yonk beat Maniac via DQ
2. New Wave Singles: Dragon Shiryu beat Noah Jennings via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Count Out
3. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Grind/Hazard[x] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
4. Singles: Tack Angel beat Fergus via Rider Kick -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades #1 Contender 4-Way: Sunny Malibu beat Diana and Murasaki and Valarie Dorado[x] via Beach Blast Bomber -> Pin
6. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Bashin Dan via Heart Punch x Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
7. Non-Title 6-Man Tag: Erik Stone/Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat LG Rod/Randy no Kachi/Mr. Dangerous[x] via Flying Forearm Smash
8. Havok World #1 Contender 4-Way: Jackson Kain vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Kishin Kid vs. Degrees ended in No Contest
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Tommy Dukes: Holy Havok Hell! Tommy Dukes here, the Dick van Dyke of Wrestling, and just now before the start of Higher Ground in Saturn City we've had a big brawl between Eagleland Senator Armstrong and Trevor Mach! It appears that Armstrong was actually the one who jumped the Bad Man, attacking him and possibly severely injuring his arm!
Trevor Mach: Possibly? Take a look, I think it's a safe bet that it's injured. ARMSTROOOONG! You son of a bitch!
Tack Angel: Typical politician.
Fergus: Aye, yoo aver see ah poolitician laik this!
Tack Angel: No, actually I haven't. What are you covered in?
Senator Armstrong: Heh, Nanomachines son. Your taxpayers dollars at work. I experimented on myself just for this occasion. My plan has been to augment the talent of a Government run Havok with nanomachines. You've seen what it can do. Now your elbow may be broken.
Trevor Mach: Yeah, well good thing I don't need an elbow to knee you in the face!
Senator Armstrong: Come on Mach, you're beaten and broken. Wouldn't you like to take all that pain away and extend your career? We could make that happen with the implementation of nanomachines.
Trevor Mach: Actually, it's funny that you mention that. For years I've thought that my pain was from my broken bones, torn muscles, and knees when IN FACT it was mostly neuropathic. Degrees prescribed me something called Gabapentin which made most of my pain go away. I haven't felt this good in my ENTIRE wrestling career.....WELL UNTIL NOW! ASSHOLE!
Fergus: Weel neow yur enjured soo doos thaht meen yur oot of the maatch fella?
Trevor Mach: Short answer no. Long answer NOOOOOOOOOO!
Senator Armstrong: You're making a big mistake. The 87's filth are rabid dogs that are going to be put down for good!
Tack Angel: Hey! As the "apparent" leader of the 87's, I have something to say to you. Those things you say are going to happen? Well.....they aren't.....going to.
Trevor Mach: .....That oughta do it Tack. Thanks.
Havok returned to Pay Per View for an all out war in Saturn City. The New Wave are on the rise, while Subculture and the 87's take on Greed in an all or nothing showdown! A show that would change wrestling forever, with the course of Havok being shaped in the ring.
The opening match saw New Wavers Razorblade and Maniac go head to head in a violent display of action. A No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Singles match that barely spent any time in the ring. Razorblade is a tough guy from the north, while Manic is a violent man from the south, making for tough endurance display. They took the fight through the crowd, using anything they could get their hands on. The brawl ended near the concession stands, where Razorblade ducked a shot from a barbed wire 2x4 and scooped up Maniac for a Razor's Edge into a Vending Machine, shattering it and leaving Maniac on the floor of the 1-2-3. Intense opener, with Razorblade looking very strong coming out of it.
A wicked Trios match saw the Anahuac Heroes finally make the comeback we've been hoping for. After taking big losses to Undeth months back, Kiva, Tiburon, and Hex III, the survivors of the lucha purge managed to overcome the top Trios Team of Dangerous Heel Besties. Tiburon scored the pin on RnK after a Tiburon Piledriver while Kiva and Hex III, enemies in Anahuac, flipped over the top rope to subdue Rod and Dangerous. The 3 Count gave the win and the Trios Championships to Kiva, Los Tiburon, and Hexagon III.
You could tell how pack the card was when the third match would already see the 87's and Greed go all out in an Elimination War. This was not for all the marbles like the match between Subbie and Little Mac would be, but the bragging rights and momentum would make a huge difference for both men. The 87's were a team united, while Noah, Fergus, and Dogma seemed unsure of what Senator Armstrong could do in the ring. They would soon find out he was the most dangerous on the team. The 87's would start off strong with Mach, guarding his injured arm, taking out Fergus with the Macha Ye. Jamie OD quickly followed up with a Penalty Kick on Dogma Mask and the pin. Two eliminations in a short amount of time gave 87's the momentum, but Noah Jennings was quick to get a win back for Greed with a dirty roll up pin on OD to eliminate him. Senator Armstrong refused to be tagged in by Noah Jennings, so the still injured purple perpetrator faced off with Sal Paradise. Sal avenged OD with a Neko Brainbuster followed by the pin. The 87's were dominating. Trevor, Tack, and Sal turned their attentions to Senator Armstrong. The Renegades in the crowd were going wild until a smirking Senator Armstrong went to work. He rushed at Sal Paradise and unleashed his nanomachines into his hands, using them to clobber Sal with a Double Axe Handle that left him unconcious and pinned. The 87's and the Renegades were shocked. Tack Angel rushed in to battle Armstrong, avoiding the nanomachine extremities. Tack's kick were being deflected by the nanomachines protecting him in spots. Trevor jumped into the ring and they both attacked, but Armstrong took them both to the mat with a double clothesline. Armstrong picked up Tack for a Nanomachine Assisted Powerbomb that lead to the pin and elimination of the Angel. Mach was now on his own as he staggered up to meet Armstrong face to face...
The two looked around, wondering where the music was coming from before Trevor attacked with hard shots. Armstrong picked him up one handed and tossed him into the corner. As he rushed the corner Trevor jumped up to deliver the high knee, but he was protected by the nanomachines again. Mach was on the ropes, fighting for his life. The 87's and Greed started fighting on the outside, but a break in the action gave Tack the time to formulate a strategy.
Tack Angel: 87's it's time.
Sal Paradise: You mean it?
Jamie OD: Oi! It's time?!
Tack Angel: Yes, GO HEEL!
Sal and Jamie clobbered Greed with weapons on the outside before assisting the ref in taking a bump out of the ring. All four 87's faced off against Armstrong, taking him down, but not out.
Trevor Mach: We're heels now?! Awesome!
Tack Angel: Just for right now. Just to get us all on the same page for this plan!
Sal Paradise: What's the plan?
Jamie OD: Oi! No time! Duck!
Armstrong pounced, with the 87's clearing the area. They all four worked together to throw him up and over the top rope.
Tack Angel: Listen! These guys loaded the deck, but we can fight our way out of this. His body is protected in the spots he is attacked! If we give him some sort of all over body shock, we can open him up to an all out attack!
Trevor Mach: Let's do this!
Armstrong attacked again, bashing Sal and Jamie from behind. Tack went for a kick, but the kick was caught and he was thrown into the ring corner. A bloody Mach went toe to toe with Armstrong long enough for the others to recover and grab a hold. All four of them lifted Armstrong for an 87's Team Suplex. The shock sent Armstrong's nanomachines out of control. The 87's lined up with OD hitting the Penalty Kick, Sal hitting a Drop Kick, Tack Angel hitting a Superkick, and Trevor Mach hitting the Macha Ye before covering Armstrong. The ref rolled in to count the 1-2-3! The 87's won it, overcoming the odds, the government, and damn nanomachines with the power of friendship and shit.
The New Wave were in action next, as Takumi Inui, Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and Slam Master Jam faced off in 4-Way action. Dragon Shiryu watched on as the New Wavers engaged in a fast paced match, with the young blood trying to outdo the current generation of Renegades. Slam Master Jam has had the worst luck of the New Wavers, and that tradition would continue with Takumi taking him out with the Crimson Smash Superkick and the pin. Takumi has developed an impressive winning streak, and the newcomer Dragon Shiryu has taken notice. He made it known that he wants to be Takumi Inui's next opponent.
Void: Those who don't embrace Undeth will be purged. Firebrand, unleash your demon. I will vanquish it in the name of Undeth. Watch and understand Renegades. Embrace it.
A comical match would see Amigo and Kinniku Mike battling it out yet again, with Amigo fighting to keep a pair of fake strong tits off, while at the same time trying to get rid of Mr. Strong Tits once and for all. Another great match between the two, but Magnum PT on the outside kept Mr. Gouji from interfering, and that lead to Mike escaping the Olympic Slam and coming back with a Release Dragon Suplex to score the pin and win. The World Warrior immediately rushed out of the ring and tried to escape, but security pushed him back out to the stage. He screamed in anger as Mike and PT pulled out the fake pair of Strong Tits. Amigo had no choice but to put them on, something he'll never forget or forgive...
The Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship match was up next, with RJ and Hope taking on Rated M in a rematch from the bout that made RJ and Hope the first ever tag champs. Tracy came out and did her usual pose to the entrance for M's, but she didn't come out. A puzzled Tracy then saw this...
Real M's: Ah! Dammit bitch Murasaki give me back my clothes!
Murasaki: Not happening. I'd kill you for what you've done to me, but I'd made arrangements with other parties.
Real M's: What?! Who the hell are you talking about?!
Diana: Yeah, that would be me Ms. M's. The name is Diana, I'm honored to have this little chat with you. You were my favorite subjec-uh-Lady Renegade to watch before coming here. I've enjoyed your "body of work". I was the one who pointed this psychopath to your locker room. She really would have killed you, but I wanted to perform an experiment. The lady devil who has thrown convention and morality out the window. Just what would she do if she had no choice but to wrestle naked? Will you hide in this locker room? Do you still have some shame? Will you actually run out and wrestle this match? I can't wait to see the results. Thank you Murasaki.
Real M's: I'LL GET YOU BITCH! THIS ISN'T OVER!
Diana: You're right it's not. I know I may have just gotten to Havok, but I feel like the Lady Renegades have a chance to make some history tonight. I'm far from done.
A panicked Tracy didn't notice that Hope Mach had come up behind her, pulling her by the hair into the ring. A two-on-one battle saw Hope and RJ dominate with the Renegades in the crowd eating it up. Hope hit the Olympic Slam on Tracy to score the pin and the defense. RJ Havok and Hope Mach retain, and we learn that Real M's still has a little shame somewhere.
The battle to determine the future of Havok was up next, as the blind street dog Subculture, who has had nothing but hell thrown at him for a very long time, would risk everything he had left against Greed leader and Havok Boss Little Mac. A match to shape the very course of wrestling from here on out was about to be decided. Little Mac came out to a victory fanfare, already proclaiming himself to be the winner, flanked by Greed, the Boss was shadow boxing on his way down to the ring. Subculture meanwhile came out alone. Dressed in all black, he started out slow with a walking stick reaching out in front of him. Greed laughed, but not for long, as he tossed the stick aside and ran into the ring, not missing a beat. This blind man knew exactly where he was and what he was doing. Mac was caught off guard, but still was disrespectful in the middle of the ring, making gestures at Subbie as he reached out his hand. The blind man slapped Mac across the face for the disrespect. Again, Mac shook it off, but he couldn't shake off what the wounded street dog would do once the bell rang. From the sound of it Subbie was in complete control. He took Mac off his feet and let the fists fly. Noah and Fergus tried to get involved, but Subbie let them have it with knockout blows. Mr. Gouji even tried to stop Subculture, but he heard him coming and blasted him with a punch of his own. Mac finally got control from here, blasting Subculture with punch after punch. Subbie wobbled around the ring disoriented after Mac struck both of his ears to knock out his equilibrium. Subculture fell to his knees as Little Mac started to laugh. He grabbed a mic and pulled back Subbie's head by the hair.
Little Mac: You never had it kid. You were always worthless. You were always weak. You're garbage I should have thrown out a long time ago, and now I'm going to put this dog down!
Mac ordered the referee to turn away as he clobbered him over and over with the mic. He then threw Subbie to the mat and doubled up for the big KO Punch, but met unexpected resistance from outside. Diana, the new Lady Renegade had tripped up the boss. Mac looked up towards the stage in shock to see Tess waving goodbye to him. Subbie leaped up from his knees quickly and SMAAAAASHED Mac with a KO Punch that broke his nose and left him laying in a quickly pooling puddle of blood. Subbie felt around before find Mac and rolling him up for the pin. 1-2-3! Subculture won the match and saved Havok once again! The hard luck story of Subculture has finally found another bright spot, as the blind street dog has beaten Mac and freed the Renegades from Greed and Government.
The Lady Renegades Championship was up next, in a battle of the New Wavers. Kaie, the new champion and ground breaker of the next generation, would be taking on Sunny Malibu, the beach babe with heart. Excellent match up, as even Kaie had to give it up to Sunny for wrestling her to her limits. Still, the Beach Blast Bomber was denied, and Kaie managed to hit the Celtic Hand Grenade to take Sunny to the mat. 1-2-KICKOUT! Sunny managed to kick out, which no one had been able to do to that point. Kaie was shocked, but quickly laid in the Sharpshooter. They were in the center of the ring with no rope to grab, Sunny had no choice but to tap out. Kaie gets the defense, and earns respect for Sunny Malibu.
Main event time, as Void would go one-on-one with the Demon, the unleashed side of Firebrand X, for the Havok World Championship. This match was anything but fancy, as the Demon interrupted the entrance of Void and the two brawled from then on. Camilo Ortega rushed out to keep Undeth at bay during the bloody brawl. Both men bled and hurt, but the Demon fought through the pain in his quest for revenge. It was a quest he may have taken too far, as the referee had to disqualify him from the match, giving Void the win and the defense. However, that's not where the night ended. This brawl just kept going. Demonbrand was all over Void, with security failing to keep them apart. The Demon was relentless, which even had Void eventually backing away. The Undeth leader fell to the ground and held up his hands in seeming fear as the rest of Undeth stood in Demonbrand's way. The fear from Void, was what Demonbrand was looking for, as he cackled with a huge bloody grin as the show came to a close.
Havok: Higher Ground
Saturn Dome 2nd Hall, Saturn City
Pay Per View
1. No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Singles: Razorblade beat Maniac via Razor's Edge into Vending Machine -> Pin
2. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva/Los Tiburon[o]/Hexagon III beat Randy no Kachi(c)[x]/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) via Tiburon Piledriver -> Pin -> NEW Havok Trios Champions!
3. 87's vs. Greed Elimination Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Dogma Mask/Noah Jennings/Fergus/TBD
-Trevor Mach beat Fergus via Macha Ye -> Pin
-Jamie OD beat Dogma Mask via Penalty Kick -> Pin
-Noah Jennings beat Jamie OD via Roll Up -> Pin
-Sal Paradise beat Noah Jennings via Neko Brainbuster -> Pin
-Senator Armstrong beat Sal Paradise via Nano Double Axehandle -> Pin
-Senator Armstrong beat Tack Angel via Nano Powerbomb -> Pin
-Trevor Mach beat Senator Armstrong via 87's Team Suplex x Penalty Kick x Drop Kick x Superkick x Macha Ye -> Pin
4. New Wave 4-Way: Takumi Inui beat Benjamin, Bashin Dan, and Slam Master Jam[x] via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
5. Tits or GTFO: Kinniku Mike beat Amigo via Release Dragon Suplex -> Pin -> TITS!
6. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c)[o] beat Real M's/Tracy[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> 1st Defense
7. Loser Quits Havok: Subculture beat Little Mac via KO Punch -> Pin
8. Lady Renegades Championship: Kaie(c) beat Sunny Malibu via Celtic Hand Grenade x Sharpshooter -> Submission -> 1st Defense
9. Havok World Championship: Void(c) beat Demonbrand via DQ -> 2nd Defense
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Announcer: And now a word from the brand new owners of Havok Wrestling, the Smart Brain Corporation.
Smart Lady: Konichiwa! Greetings from Edo, I am Smart Lady, the mascot of the Smart Brain Corporation! We have just purchased Havok, and look forward to taking wrestling to the next evolution! You may already use products from Smart Brain Technologies, and Smart Brain Motors, but now you'll be able to watch as we make Havok the flagship of our new branch, Smart Brain Sports! Havok will also serve as our branch into Eagleland, so please look forward to Smart Brain expanding near your cities and homes! I am here to present a small list of just some of the big changes coming to Havok, so please pay close attention and get excited about the new Havok!
-Havok is moving to Saturn City!
-Smart Brain has purchased 2nd Hall and renamed it Smart Brain Arena, the new home base for Havok Wrestling!
-Greed and most of its members will not be offered contracts to return to Havok, except for the Havok Pillar Kishin Kid!
-Ms. Tess will still be in charge of the Lady Renegades, and will have the budget and support to build the division!
-More to come!
Smart Lady: Exciting right? Please look forward to Havok's future in the hands of Smart Brain! The world will change as Smart Brain and Havok takeover! Speaking of taking over, the New Wave has certainly made a big "splash"! They will be put to the test in trials against members of the 87's on our first Chaos TV!. How exciting! Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu will main event the show, with Tack Angel serving as special guest referee! Why? Because both men requested it! Should be an exciting show! The Lady Renegades will determine a #1 Contender, and Erik Stone will have his ultimate test with the Havok Television Championship! A night full of excitement! Please look forward to it! Sayonara and see you soon!
Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network
1. 87's vs. New Wave Trial: Jamie OD vs. Benjamin
2. 87's vs. New Wave Trial: Sal Paradise vs. Maniac
3. 87's vs. New Wave Trial: Trevor Mach vs. Razorblade
4. Lady Renegades No Rules #1 Contender: Tracy vs. Murasaki vs. Diana
5. Havok Television Championship: Erik Stone(c) vs. Kishin Kid vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Jackson Kain vs. Amigo vs. Degrees
6. 6-Man Tag: Demonbrand/Camilo Ortega/Subculture vs. Void/Grind/Hazard
7. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Dragon Shiryu Special Referee: Tack Angel
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Smart Lady: Konichiwa Renegades, and welcome to the first episode of Chaos TV! that is being run by Smart Brain Corporation. We promise to deliver the same fun and excitement as before, as we pursue the evolution of the sport. Please look forward to that future with us, and please be excited for this big show. The New Wave will take center stage in the main event. Now who would want to miss that one? Please enjoy!
It's literally a new era in Havok. It's not one of those buzzwords like "Season Premiere" and what not, cause we're under new ownership! Yes, Subculture has saved us all once again, and prevented the Greed/Gouji/Government alliance from choking the life out of Havok. Now, under new ownership, the long running brand has moved to Saturn City, the biggest city in Eagleland, for Chaos TV! The Renegades in attendance were excited for what would come in this new era. I mean who wouldn't be? No more Greed. That's awesome! The show opened with Subculture, the blind street dog and Havok Hero receiving a very warm welcome as he made his way to the ring.
Subculture: Renegades, let me hear you! It's the only way I know you're there anymore. That's just a little blind humor. Ya know, I've had the year of hell, but I come out of it on the other side a much better person. I lost my vision, but I regained my identity. I know who I am, and I have left the shadow of the person I was trying to be. A lot of start stopping on my journey back to this point, but I'm finally ready to announce this here in Saturn City, for this brand new era of Havok. I'm making my challenge for the Havok World Champio-
At that point a familiar theme began to play. Wait...it wasn't familiar at all. Whose theme is that?
The 87's came out clad in blue, black, and silver. Trevor lead Sal Paradise and Jamie OD out in the new attire. The iconic red wolf was now blue and black on the Bad Man. Tack Angel followed slowly behind staring puzzlingly at the trio.
Trevor Mach: TACK PACK IS IN THE HOOOOOOOUSE!
Tack Angel: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
Jamie OD: Oi! We got a question for all of you! Who came here to see Greed?
Renegades: BOOOOO!
Trevor Mach: A lot of ghosts out there. Spooky!
Jamie OD: That's good, cause Greed ain't here, and they won't be coming back! Who came here to see the Tack Pack?
Renegades: WOOOOOO!!!
Jamie OD: Looks like that's one for the good guys.
Sal Paradise: A lot of changes have been happening all over Havok, and the 87's decided it was time for a change too. We had to give props to our leader Tack Angel, who helped us come together to defeat Armstrong at Higher Ground.
Trevor Mach: Turns out you can still teach these dogs new tricks.
Sal Paradise: Tack's been doing so much for the team. He personally taught me Eaglish, and I can FINALLY understand what you all are talking about!
Trevor Mach: This whole time I thought you were faking! I never knew!
Sal Paradise: I passed my Eagleland Citizenship test, because Tack was up with me all night studying. Thank you Tack!
Tack Angel: None of that ever actually happened!
Sal Paradise: Don't be modest buddy!
Trevor Mach: Tack, you've been like a brother to me for years, and it's time you get your due! Now, we're the Tack Pack! Now, we're playing by new rules, and this Bad Man is gonna be a slightly less Bad Man! So remember, don't turn your back on the Tack Pack, because it's rude and you shouldn't do that.
Sal Paradise: Subbie, you're probably wondering what the Blue and Black Attack are doing here. Well we came out here to thank you as well. You kicked as-butt at Higher Ground, and proved that you're still a hero. The Tack Pack respects you, and we want to endorse you as the man who should face Void for the Havok World Championship.
Jamie OD: Oi, but only if Firebrand X thinks that's alright. We wouldn't want to be rude now would we guys?
Trevor Mach: Being rude is just rude, and that's not cool....it's rude.
Tack Angel: What is this?! What are you- Who? What?! HUH?!
Trevor Mach: We want the blind Street Dog to get his due, just like the deserving New Wave are going to get their due tonight when they face the three of us in singles competition. May the best bros win tonight guys! Yeah!
Subculture: I appreciate that guys but-
Subculture and the Tack Pack were then interrupted by none other than Firebrand X.
Firebrand X: Hope I'm not being too rude here guys.
Trevor Mach: Oh no, not at all.
Sal Paradise: Please, be our guests.
Jamie OD: The more the merrier.
Tack Angel: Tack Pack? Tack Pack? What? Tack Pack?
Firebrand X: Void is a monster, and he's going to be punished for what he's done. I put the true fear of the demon in him, and I'm far from done. That being said, I have nothing but respect for you Subculture. You're all heart, and you're more than deserving of the shot. You and I can both show the New Wave how it's done tonight, before YOU get the next Havok World Championship title shot. Just keep in mind I might not leave much of Void left for when that match comes. Arremer X won't be too happy when he's rebuilt either.
Subculture: I don't know much about our new owners, but I hope you're listening. My actions speak louder than words, but you're also hearing the words of Firebrand X and the Tack Pack. I think that means that the Street Dog needs to face the Cult Leader for the Havok World Championship!
We then cut to the back where Tommy Dukes was standing by with Tess.
Tommy Dukes: It's me the Chad Kroeger of Pro Wrestling Tommy Dukes, here with Tess, the Boss of the Lady Renegades. We've seen some big changes in a short amount of time. Luckily, we both got to keep our jobs. How are you holding up in this new era?
Tess: Smart Brain have been great! They have given me the budget and freedom to stretch out and continue looking for new talent. Diana was a perfect sign up as evidenced by what she has done in the ring and what she did to Little Mac. She's really just as much of a hero as Subculture and deserves your thanks. Expect the Lady Renegades to continue growing and-
Tack Angel: Tack Pack? TACK PACK?! Where did they get that idea?! Where did they even get the clothes?! I know for a FACT that Trevor doesn't own a SINGLE stitch of blue clothing!
Amy Angel: I...uh...I actually helped them with the clothes.
Tack Angel: WHY?! WHY?! Why would you do this to me wife?! Do you realize what you've done!?
Amy Angel: What? I think it's cute! They wanted to say thanks to you and thought this would-
Tack Angel: Amy! Do you know these guys? Do you know Trevor? He lives in our living room! For WEEKS I've been trying to figure out if they've been messing with me! They keep calling me leader and now THIS?! I can't sleep at night Amy. It keeps me up waiting for the punch line. I think the 87's have given us two tickets to the ruse cruise.
Amy Angel: I think you're paranoid.
Tack Angel: That's the only way you can be around the 87's.
Amy Angel: Tack Pack.
Tack Angel: *sigh* Ruse cruise Amy.....ruse cruise.
Tess: *clears throat*
Tack Angel: Oh, I'm sorry.
Tommy Dukes: Interesting stuff from Tess, and hilarious stuff from Tack, but I'm just now seeing Takumi Inui, one of the men who will main event tonight's show against Dragon Shiryu! He joined us from Edo after graduating from the Smart Brain Wrestling Academy. Takumi, wait up! Please wait up! How do you feel about Smart Brain buying Havok?
Takumi Inui: .....No comment.
Tommy Dukes: ....Great. Strong words from Takumi Inui! Looking forward to seeing what is sure to be an amazing main event! Let's take it to the ring!
The opening three matches saw the newly renamed Tack Pack taking on the New Wave in Trial matches, welcoming the new comers in one way, and finding something new to do after beating Greed in another way. Can't let these guys get bored for too long or destructive things happen. Jamie OD and the New Waver Benjamin collided in a hard hitting struggle. Benjamin's classic sensibilities and armor couldn't protect him from the Hooligan's Penalty Kick, leading to the pin. Benjamin's struggle continues, but he looked good against the former World Champion.
Sal Paradise would also claim a win, but not in the same way. Maniac, the mad man who seems to care little about his win/loss record, took the fight outside of the ring and got himself disqualified yet again. Shouting out "Pain is Pleasure" he clobbered Sal with his barbed wire 2x4. This brought out Razorblade, who one again got into it with Maniac.
Maniac: You! You obnoxious lumberjack looking asshole! You keep getting into my business! Stay the hell away!
Razorblade: I got a problem with you. I got a problem with the way you're making the New Wavers look. You can't win so you throw a tantrum eh? Pathetic!
Maniac: Pathetic? You're going to find out how pathetic I am if you keep getting in my way! Just remember that PAIN IS PLEASURE!
The third of these matches saw Razorblade get into it with the Bad Man of the Tack Pack Trevor Mach. Razorblade has been one of the stand outs of the New Wave, and it showed in an excellent one on one battle. Maniac however did trip up Razorblade at one point leading to the man from the North falling into the Burning Machismo and the Macha Ye followed by the pinfall. Maniac dragged Razorblade out of the ring and brawled with him to the back.
The brawl went into the locker room, where Maniac tossed a bloody Razorblade into the lockers.
Maniac: Pathetic?! YOU'RE PATHETIC! Razorblade? Blades may cut my skin, but they can't stop me!
Tom Yonk: Hey! What's going on here?
Maniac: Can it Yonk!
Tom Yonk: Dude....that's not cool. Not cool.
The Lady Renegades were in action next, as former Lady Renegade Champion Tracy, Diana, and Murasaki battled it out to see who would next face Kaie for the Lady Renegades Championship. Diana assisted in costing Rated M their Tag Title match, while also costing Little Mac everything on the same night, so all eyes were on the New Waver. She managed to play Murasaki against Tracy, while also using the Purple Killer to keep a perturbed Real M's from getting too close. Tracy ran right into a V Factor from Diana to lose to the newcomer, who just earned a shot at the Lady Renegades Championship. She was stopped by Tess after the match.
Tess: You see that? You see what she's capable of? She just beat my ungrateful daughter, the former Lady Renegades Champion. Now, she will be facing this women, Kaie.
Kaie: I have had my eye on you since you've arrived. You are talented in the ring, but you also have an intelligence about you that has me on edge. I look forward to our battle.
Diana: Heh....nice helmet.
Real M's: You bitches! All three of you! You're all bitches!
Tess: *sigh* Feeling upset M'?
Real M's: I'm BEYOND upset! I'm down right less than pleased about all of this! You people trust what's going on down here? It was bad enough that you're stacking an entire roster up against Rated M, but NOOOW we've got this new corporation looming over us! Smart Brain!? Really?! You trust a company called Smart Brain?!
Diana: Seems like the "smart" decision.
Real M's: "SEEMS LIKE THE SMART DECISION"! That's what you sound like. You sound stupid. Smart Lady? She's shifty as shit! Do you not see this?
Tess: I'm not really concerned about all that M's. We've been given the platform to present our form of wrestling, and that's all I've ever wanted. Don't come to be because you're upset that the Rated M era of the Lady Renegades is over.
Real M's: NOTHING'S OVER! We'll be back on top! Just you wait and see! YOU'LL SEE!
Tess: ....You'll have to excuse her. She's just lost her mind.
The Havok Television Championship was on the line next in a big 6-Man battle featuring New Wavers, Veterans, and Pillars alike. Erik Stone had the fight of his life defending his belt to this point, but the stakes were never rarer....I mean higher for the former Adult Film Star. Big match that saw Amigo, who somehow survived the Greed purge, take Kinniku Mike out of the match as he had a chance to win. The two battled around the ring and into the crowd, continuing this never ending rivalry. Kishin Kid looked to have the pin on Degrees, when Erik Stone made the save. Kishin tried chasing Stone, but took a Shadow Kick from Kain that sent him to the outside. Degrees managed to hit the PhDDT from there on Stone to score the pin, the win, and the Havok Television Championship! A big win for the good doctor, who joins his fellow Pillar Jackson Kain in winning some gold. Kishin Kid of course took the loss out on Erik Stone, dragging him out of the ring and attacking him. Suddenly, Smart Lady appeared on the screen.
Smart Lady: Congratulations! We are very pleased to see such action and excitement! We hope that you will look forward to next week, when Degrees defends against Jackson Kain, Kishin Kid faces Erik Stone, and Amigo and Kinniku Mike continue their rivalry in a Wager Match. A match where they both put something very important on the line. The dangerous part is that the opposing Renegades chooses what the other puts on the line. It could be anything. We hope you enjoyed this announcement. Please look forward to the rest of the show!
Firebrand X let the Demon loose once again to Void's dismay, as he teamed with Subculture and Camilo Ortega against the Havok World Champion, Grind, and Hazard for the 6-Man action. Chaotic match that would lead to the second DQ of the night, as Killing Joke rushed in to assist Undeth in the beat down of the team. Subculture found his way out of the ring and stood defiantly against Void, as he held up his title. Though Subculture couldn't see, he still had his "eyes" on the prize.
The main event would see the undefeated Takumi Inui take on the much talked about newcomer Dragon Shiryu. An impressive win over former World Champion Noah "guy who doesn't work here anymore" Jennings, catapulted him up in the rankings that we're totally keeping track of, but you can't see cause it's tough to remember who goes where and why when you're trying to present it to the public. Just trust me....or not...I don't care. Takumi and Shiryu stood on either side of the ring as they received a big introduction with dueling chants from the crowd, a sign that the New Wave has definitely arrived in Havok. Tack Angel was personally requested to call the match, and the two showed proper respect, with Tack still wondering what was going on with the Tack Pack. Dragon Shiryu stood tall, motioning for Takumi to make the first move. With the signature flick of the wrist this match got going and boy what a match it was. Honest to goodness Match of the Year Candidate from the New Wave. Head to head clashing action that would make Bashin Dan the Clash King jealous. More of a strike fest than anything else, the two seemed persistent in topping each other with big moves, to see just who could take more. End of the match saw Takumi narrowly avoid the Rozan Shoryu-Ha, which would have ended the match then and there. The two rushed to the center of the ring where Takumi took a punch to the face to get in close enough for his hard hitting Heart Punch. The impact could be heard throughout the new arena, as Shiryu fell to the ground in a heap, the dragon tattoo on his back actually losing color in the process.
Everyone was in a panic, from the Renegades rushing to the ring, to Tack Angel, who feared that Dragon Shiryu may have had his heart stopped from the punch. Takumi quickly asked Tack to pick Dragon Shiryu up. He managed to get Shiryu up to his feet, where he soon found out his fears were true, his heart had stopped. Before EMTs could even be called, Takumi Inui did the crazy thing and actually punched Shiryu in the heart again. This time however, the insane course of action actually worked, as Shiryu began to breathe, the color returning to his tattoo. The crowd popped heavily for both the match, and the whole Shiryu not dying thing. The tough Shiryu got back to his feet on his own, and extended a weary hand to Takumi. The two shook hands, with Shiryu raising Takumi's in a big show of respect, but a lot of respect was earned by Shiryu in the process. The dude had to be killed to be stopped. That means he's a badass!
Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network
1. Tack Pack vs. New Wave Trial: Jamie OD beat Benjamin via Penalty Kick -> Pin
2. Tack Pack vs. New Wave Trial: Sal Paradise beat Maniac via DQ
3. Tack Pack vs. New Wave Trial: Trevor Mach beat Razorblade via Burning Machismo x Macha Ye -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades No Rules #1 Contender: Diana beat Tracy(c) and Murasaki via V Factor -> Pin
5. Havok Television Championship: Degrees beat Erik Stone(c)[x], Kishin Kid, Kinniku Mike, Jackson Kain, and Amigo via PhDDT -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
6. 6-Man Tag: Demonbrand/Camilo Ortega/Subculture beat Void/Grind/Hazard via DQ
7. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Dragon Shiryu via Heart Punch x Death -> Referee/Heart Stoppage Special Referee: Tack Angel
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Smart Lady: Konichiwa Renegades! Smart Brain is happy to present this brand new update for Havok Wrestling! Smart Brain is hoping you will look forward to our brand new tour, as we take Havok to big Monday Night Combat Stadiums near you! The first show will still be in Saturn City, at the Stadium where the Saturn City BoInGs! play! TaskForce will get a Tag Team Championship shot against the Tack Pack's Tack Angel and Trevor Mach in the main event. Meanwhile, the under card will feature Lady Renegades battling it out, with a new debut arriving. Also, the New Wave will be in action, with yet another debut arriving. Please look forward to this exciting show! Also, #EVER will celebrate it's 50th show. That's nice too!
Smart Brain Presents Havok: Smart Brain Stadium Tour
The Saturn City BoInGs! Stadium, Saturn City
1. No Rules Singles: Maniac vs. Tom Yonk
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Kaie/Sunny Malibu vs. Diana/?
3. New Wave Singles: Dragon Shiryu vs. Slam Master Jam
4. Pillar vs. New Wave Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Erik Stone
5. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. ?
6. Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Real M's vs. Murasaki
7. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Grind/Hazard
8. Non-Title Singles: Void vs. Firebrand X
9. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
Holy Shit it's #EVER 50
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. LoL Rains Wins Battle Royale #EVER Open Championship: EVERYONE!
Tack Angel: Tack Pack...seriously? Those...those guys. Those guys. What are they up to? What's....what's going....what are they up to? I'm going to go into that locker room right now, and figure out just what's going-
Jamie OD: Oi! Alright mates, we've cleaned out the fridge.
Trevor Mach: I think we're just about ready.
Sal Paradise: To build the perfect pizza.
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: Gimmie Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A! Gimmie Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A!
Sal Paradise: Now we're feeling kinda hungry.
Jamie OD: We got the mega munchies.
Sal Paradise: Time to make our pizza!
Jamie OD: As big as some countries.
Sal Paradise: How much pizza do you think we can chow?
Trevor Mach: More than our parents would ever allow!
Sal Paradise: We're gonna make a masterpiece of pizza.
Jamie OD: A work of art like the Mona Lisa.
Trevor Mach: It's gonna be high like the Tower of Piza. But to get there-
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: You don't even need a visa! Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A! Gimmie Pizza!
Jamie OD: Um, did I happen to say?
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: I want Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A! I want Pizza!
Trevor Mach: Hey! Are you ready to play?!
Sal Paradise: Now set down the pizza, and get me some chicken.
Jamie OD: Put it on top, and make it finger lickin'.
Sal Paradise: Guacamole!
Jamie OD: Meat balls!
Trevor Mach: Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls!
Sal Paradise: Here's a lot of salsa to make it hot.
Jamie OD: Here's a little ice cream to hit the spot!
Trevor Mach: Toss a fish! Let it fly!
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: Fly! Fly! Pizza Pie! Gimmie Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A! Gimmie Pizza!
Sal Paradise: Watch it rise like a souffle.
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: Gimmie Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A! I want Pizza!
Retro Hippie: Do you think we should stop?
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: NO WAY!
Jamie OD: Get your motors running, cause here we go. Chocolate sauce, we're spreading it sloooow.
Trevor Mach: Oreos!
Sal Paradise: Marshmellows!
Trevor Mach: Carmel coconut cream!
Sal Paradise: Egg foo young.
Jamie OD: Chicken tongue.
Sal Paradise: Hold the eyeballs.
Trevor Mach: I'm gonna SCRRREAM!
Jamie OD: Now don't forget the rice and the mashed potatoes.
Trevor Mach: And what about these fried green tomatoes!
Sal Paradise: Batter's up! Catcher's ready!
Jamie OD: 1-2-3-4-5
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: SPAGHETTI!
Sal Paradise: Pasta!
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: Put it in the pizza!
Jamie OD: Fish sticks!
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: Put it in the pizza!
Sal Paradise: Ketchup!
Trevor, Sal, and Jamie: Put it in the pizza!
Jamie OD: Meat loaf?
Trevor Mach: Ah, puddit in the piizzaa!
Tack Angel: I....I'm going to come back another time. Yeah....yeah....I'll just come back later. I'm sure my fever dream will have subsided by then. More like a nightmare. A pizza nightmare. I really hope they don't actually eat that pizza. I'd better call 9-1-1.
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Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades! It's me the Tony Danza of Havok, Tommy Dukes, and while I'm not the Boss, we know who the Boss is, and that's Smart Brain. The Corporation that now owns Havok is infusing some new blood into the New Wave, and that first talent has just arrived from Edo. She's been described by many as one of the most brutal competitors in the sport, and the killer Lady Renegades like Mura were TRYING to be. Death Idol Kikuri!
Death Idol Kikuri: ...
Tommy Dukes: Do you have anything to say to the Renegades?
Death Idol Kikuri: ....Am I here to talk? I thought I was here to reduce your Lady Renegades to a bloodbath. That is what you want isn't it?
Tommy Dukes: Huh? Kikuri? Wait come back! Uh oh Renegades....this could be trouble.
The Smart Brain influence saw Havok get a big stage at the BoInGs! Stadium in Saturn City for the start of a Stadium Tour, that will feature the brand going to different big cities to get the word out about this new era for Pro Wrestling. At least, that's what this card says that I was supposed to repeat, regards of our new bosses. They pay so much more I'll say whatever they want. Woozle Wuzzle. Did they pay me to say that? No, but they totally could, that's what I'm trying to say. It was a great show for the brand, with a big crossover audience from Monday Night Combat enjoying our brand of wrestling.
Maniac actually scored a win against Tom Yonk in a violent manner. In No Rules action, the newcomer that dared to get in Maniac's way found himself choked out with barbed wire, leading to the submission. In this element, Maniac can actually win without the DQ ending he has been giving Renegades since his debut .
Diana, the new #1 Contender and most talked about Lady Renegade these days, teamed with violent newcomer Death Idol Kikuri against our Champion Kaie and Sunny Malibu. A bloody match for the ladies, as Kikuri scraped, clawed, and bit into her opponents, showing a fierce bloodlust that went against her calm outer demeanor. Finish came when she planted Sunny to the mat with a double underhook Burial Rain before the pin.
Dragon Shiryu recovered well from....dying...to hand Slam Master Jam yet another loss. The New Waver's basketball infused style has yet to take, as Shiryu finished him handily with the Rozan Shoryu-Ha uppercut that sent him out of the ring for a Count Out victory.
Jackson Kain may want another shot at his friend Degrees, and he may get one after beating former Television Champion Erik Stone in singles action. The actors of different genres showed respect to each other after the finish that saw Kain hit the Shadow Kick on his way to the win.
Takumi Inui was scheduled to face a debuting New Waver, but instead found himself challenged by Hexagon III. The Trios Champion was upset that they had no Lucha influence in the big stadium and called out Inui, who was happy to accept. A great match that saw Takumi continue his amazing winning streak, using the Crimson Smash Superkick to keep Hex III down for the count.
Real M's finally got her act together for a No Rules encounter with Murasaki. The Rated M member has been off on a tangent for several weeks, but finally snapped back into fitting form against the Purple Killer she had been fearing for weeks. A hard hitting match reminiscent of older M's matches. Real M's put down the object of her anxieties with a Sexy Strong Stunner and the Rolling M's. Good win for the veteran, who may have been sending a message with that win.
The Tack Pack were in action as Sal and Jamie took on Grind and Hazard of Undeth. Grind and Hazard have had no problem going over the limits to get a DQ, but the renewed "Face-ness" of Sal and Jamie lead to them going out of their way to keep it clean. OD scored the pin for his team when he blasted Hazard with a Penalty Kick.
Havok World Champion Void battled Firebrand X in a Non-Title rematch from Higher Ground. The Demon was contained for this match, but that may have cost Firebrand, as he allowed Killing Joke to get involved, leading to Void hitting the Chaos Theory and scoring the pin. After the match, Void threatened to gouge out Firebrand's eyes to "be like Subculture", but the demon ripped off the mask and sprung to life, beating on the champ and send him and Undeth out of the ring.
The main event saw Tack Pack's leader Tack Angel and Trevor Mach defend the Havok World Tag Team Championships against the former champions TaskForce in a great back and forth contest. The New Wavers were really impressive, but the veteran team won out, when Tack eagerly hit the Angel Driver on Jason Saxon, stomping his mullet for good measure before the 1-2-3. Standing ovation for the main, with Trevor Mach stopping TaskForce from leaving the ring.
Trevor Mach: Whoa! Hold up guys! Just because the Tack Pack nailed it in this defense, doesn't mean you didn't earn some mad props from the Tizz Pizz!
Tack Angel: Oh no! No! Tizz Pizz?! No! Come on! No!
Trevor Mach: By the way Tack, I've been thinking about it and Gun Justice is a terrible name for our team, as you don't like guns and you're the leader of the Pack. That's why from now on, you can call us the Constellation Kings, because we're always reaching for the stars!
Tack Angel: ....It's better I guess.
Trevor Mach: Also, if Sal, Jamie, Tomo-kun, Hailey, Daughter, and Hippie would enter the ring please, as we have a big announcement to make.
Tack Angel: We do?
Trevor Mach: Jason Saxon! Tony Novus! How would you bros like to join us in the Tack Pack?
Tack Angel: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
Jason Saxon: Team up with the Tizz Pizz?
Tony Novus: Fight along side the former Boss? The reformed Hooligan? The People's Choice? The Pitbull? The Bad Man?
Jason Saxon: Like you have to ask. We're in!
Tony Novus: Yeah! From now on, you can call our team the TackForce!
Trevor Mach: BOOSH!
Tack Angel: I.....I......I'm gonna....I need to sit down.
Smart Brain Presents Havok: Smart Brain Stadium Tour
The Saturn City BoInGs! Stadium, Saturn City
1. No Rules Singles: Maniac beat Tom Yonk via Barbed Wire Choke -> Submission
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Diana/Death Idol Kikuri[o] beat Kaie/Sunny Malibu[x] via Burial Rain -> Pin
3. New Wave Singles: Dragon Shiryu beat Slam Master Jam via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Count Out
4. Pillar vs. New Wave Singles: Jackson Kain beat Erik Stone via Shadow Kick -> Pin
5. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Hexagon III via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Real M's beat Murasaki via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
7. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Grind/Hazard[x] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
8. Non-Title Singles: Void beat Firebrand X via Chaos Theory -> Pin
9. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c[o]) beat Jason Saxon[x]/Tony Novus via Angel Driver -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
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Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! We've done it! We've made it to 50 Episodes! That officially makes this the most successful offshoot promotion to come out of the EBW or Havok promotions. Yes, it's even had more episodes than FTW! Anyone remember that? How about VBW? No? That's because #EVER is the best, and we're taking that crown away from Havok! That's right, we declare war on the promotion that happens to give us money and network time, and is allowing us to have one of their titles on the line tonight! We're going to set things straight here too, by making sure that rightful champions SWORD, have ALL The gold. That's right, I said ALL the gold! We're bringing back tag titles, because WE deserve them! They are called the Bro-Op Championships, and those titles will go to SWORD, when they beat Swift and Tomo! We're taking the Trios Titles tonight, when the Anahuac Heroes lose to SWORD! We're going to see the rightful guy with the good look Rains FINALLY get his title back, when we wins the Rains Wins LoL Battle Royale, where he will be able to come back into the ring 3 times if he's eliminated! SWORD will hold all the gold, and because I chose them to be the absolute bestest, you will flock to them and give us the ratings to beat Havok! That's GOOD NEWS!
Lex Kiddo: Hey! Wait just a second!
Good News Gary: Eh? Who are you?
Lex Kiddo: Lex Kiddo! The original hero of Segua! Did you forget? We're invading you! Segua is declaring war on #EVER! We're taking over!
Good News Gary: Nah, we're not going to do that.
Lex Kiddo: What?
Good News Gary: We're not....we're not doing it. I thought I was clear before.
Lex Kiddo: You can't just do that! You can't just say you're not doing that! We interfered in a match! We declared war! WAR!
Good News Gary: That's alright, you don't have to. We're not doing it.
Lex Kiddo: BUT WE ARE!
Good News Gary: Nah, no you're not. SECURITY!
Til: What's happening Gear?
Gear: It's stupid Til. It's so stupid. What did you expect? This is -
So yeah, we made it to 50. Never thought that was going to happen. It was always just supposed to be a joke wasn't it? Yet here we are, celebrating 50 Episodes of the laziest, most nonsensical garbage that wrestling had ever produced. For the big extravaganza, Good News Gary is looking to put a lot of belts on SWORD and screw Retro Hippie out of the #EVER Open Championship. Would he succeed? Honestly, who the hell could guess. Aliens could invade in the middle of the show and no one would be surprised anymore. Too many run ins and swerves! We're numb to it. I'm so numb I put out cigarettes on my nipples just to feel alive.
The opening match was supposed to see SWORD beat the Anahuac Heroes for the Trios titles. That didn't happen.
Putting two beasts together in eternal part timer Brawler Swift and Holy Shit it's Ishihiro Tomo was a big mistake if GNG wanted the new Bro-Op Championships on Danny and Nosan. Danny Leung used to be a World Championship contender, but a No Push attitude has left him at this. Cowering in the corner as Tomo foamed at the mouth, as Swift decimated Nosan to get the pin. Swift finds himself with YET ANOTHER Tag Team Championship. Dudes' been in the business for a decade and even he's probably lose count of the tag belts.
Good News Gary: Alright, change of plans guys. It's been a rough night for Rains and his team. The rightful face of the company, who has the look I'll remind you, is looking tired from trying to carry his super super elite team. I mean, they are amazing and awesome and he's still carrying them, which makes him even more than that. I'd say he's so awesome he's ABOVE our greatest championship! That's why he's going to opt out of the Battle Royale, and claim and much greater prize. Rains, I award you with this, the #EVER Better Than the Open Championship! With this title we can FINALLY get a belt around your waste. Now, I just need some replacements in this Battle Royale now that SWORD is out. I wonder who I could use.
Noah Jennings: HEY! We've been standing here the whole time! In fact, before you started your spiel, I was JUST saying how we demanded a spot in #EVER and in the Battle Royale! Do you know who I am?!
Good News Gary: Why yes I do, you're Noah Jennings, the man that started a Man vs. Woman war for like a couple weeks in #EVER and then you gave up and left cause you were losing.
Noah Jennings: HOW DARE YOU! I am a former World Champion, now I'll win your #EVER Open Championship!
Good News Gary: Well Good News! Two of you can join #EVER, but only two!
Noah Jennings: Fine with me, Fergus kindly fuck off!
Fergus: Eh?!
Dogma Mask: *nod*
Fergus: Oi mate, wot yu tookin aboot wif dat toon? Do ye note nooo wooo yur tookin to?
Noah Jennings: He's actually getting even more unpronounceable! How is that possible?
Good News Gary: You want a spot Fergus? You can have one if you'll remove one of the thorns in the side of the SWORD Super Ultimate Destiny Era I'm trying to create! Beat El Mago! That match happens right now....actually in just a minute, cause you have to get to the ring and I've got to find El Mago. You can just go wait in the ring....yep....just go....don't say anything....no one cares...just go.
Fergus lost. He got his Brogue Kick stuck in El Mago's magic hat and the air sucking kicking caused a vacuum that sucked him into hat space. He won't be missed by anyone.
Main event was a Battle Royale featuring all the #Hashtaggers of the present AND the past. Gelatinous beings like Jelly Jiggler and what not. The who's who list of #Hashtaggers in actually very small. Jeff Andonuts showed up, but he actually just got lost on his way to the bathroom. End looked like Noah Jennings was going to succeed on his first night back and capture the title, but he forgot that Retro Hippie isn't a manager in #EVER, and got tossed over the top rope. The heavy fan favorite and guy that Good News Gary should be supporting defied to the odds to retain the #EVER Open Championship. That was the 50th show. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the last.
Holy Shit it's #EVER 50
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva(c)[o]/Hexagon III(c)/Los Tiburon(c) beat Rains/Danny Leung/Nosan[x] via Kiva Dive -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. #EVER Bro-Op Championship Decision: Brawler Swift[o]/Ishihiro Tomo beat Danny Leung/Nosan[x] via POUNCE! x Muscle Buster -> Pin -> 1st EVER #EVER Bro-Op Champions!
- Rains is awarded the NEW #EVER Better Than the Open Championship!
3. Singles: El Mago beat Fergus via Brogue Kick into Hat Space -> Count Out?
4. Rains Opts Out Battle Royale #EVER Open Championship: EVERYONE! Winner: Retro Hippie -> 2nd Defense
Here's some actually important stuff...
Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network
1. Havok Television #1 Contender: Razorblade vs. Takumi Inui vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Maniac vs. Slam Master Jam vs. Bashin Dan
2. Pillar vs. New Wave: Kishin Kid vs. Erik Stone
3. Tack Pack vs. New Wave 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Tom Yonk/?/?/?
4. Havok Television Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Jackson Kain
5. Wager Match: Kinniku Mike vs. Amigo
6. Lady Renegades Championship: Kaie(c) vs. Diana
7. No Rules Singles: Subculture vs. Killing Joke