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12/08/2019 8:35 am  #351


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Tommy Dukes: It's me the Barbara Walters of Havok Tommy Dukes, and it looks like I've got some #EVER news for you today. Weird right? So yeah, #EVER 50 was not a big success for Network, as it actually scored some of the lowest ratings in the brand's history. It seems that top talent like veteran Swift, Tomo-kun, and even #EVER Open Champion Retro Hippie are stuck working on a sinking ship. Even though #EVER seems to be the place where God smiles upon Retro Hippie, the ratings may lead to the demise of the promotion that once produced talents like Television Champion Degrees and Royal Crown Champion Jackson Kain. However, it looks like Good News Gary is reaching out for help to turn his promotion around. Good News right? Well....maybe not.

Good News Gary: Guys, I am running out of Good News! I THINK I know how to fix #EVER, but those #Hashtaggers, they are stopping Rains at every turn. The fans would stop booing him if I could just get the title back on him and show them that they are wrong. People keep telling me "stop rigging your show and let the fans and athletes determine the future of the promotion", but that's just nonsense right?



Rince Vusso: Are you kidding? The fans are rubes! We're not here to entertain them, we're here to work them. They love to be worked! They're idiots! They don't even care about competitive matches. Just fix the matches!

Good News Gary: Good advice! That's why I have brought you guys in. I know about all the great work you have done Mr. Vusso, and I need a good executive producer like you Mr. Kevin Duh.

Kevin Duh: You've got to stop focusing on the "athletic competition". Wrestling as a sport is dated, it's over. Wrestling as a drama, or a comedy, or a variety show, we can make money with that. We're not wrestling, we're here to make television shows. We're here to make movies. Also, on a side note you've got to stop featuring women's matches, because all women are good for on these shows is eye candy. That's just me though.

Good News Gary: This is all GREAT News! With the three of us, we can change wrestling FOREVER! Now, let me tell you about my idea-


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Tommy Dukes: It's me the Jean Bel Jean of Wrestling Tommy Dukes, here with some updates for you! Smart Brain is really taking a hold of things, but they've continued to let me carry this part of the programming, under "close investigation" of course. Got this dude in a suit watching me. He's from Edo, and he doesn't say anything. I've been calling him Ralph, he doesn't bat an eye. Anyways, Subculture may be blind, but he's never been hungrier for the title, and he's campaigning hard for a title shot. The man that gave Smart Brain the opportunity to purchase the company should have great job security, but will he get the shot?

Subculture: I may not be able to see with my eyes, but I see within myself, and I see that I more than ever have what it takes to be the Havok World Champion. My win-loss record hasn't been the best, but my wins have been game changers. Watch my match against Killing Joke, and you'll see that I am ready to take on Void. I am ready to reject Undeth. I'm ready to once again be the Havok World Champion.



Sunny Malibu: What the hell!? What are you doing in here?!

Kaie: GET OUT!

Tracy: Girls, why are you covering up in front of him?




Jackson Kain: Jackson Kain here, the Havok Royal Crown Champion! Thank you for that Kinniku Mike. We made the impossible quite possible.

Degrees: Degrees here, the Havok Television Champion. It was big honor winning this title, and I have to give credit to Erik Stone for making it the New Wave's title.

Jackson Kain: New Wave's title? Are we really New Wavers? We've been around to save the world a couple times, now we're poised to rise to the top of Havok. It's the starring role I was born to play.

Degrees: This week, the two of us are battling for this belt. The last time we got into the ring that was my win Jackson, so I think the pressure is on you buddy.

Jackson Kain: Oh thanks pal! I think I took that loss pretty well, but it's time for me to get the win back, and with that win I'm going to be a double champion.

Degrees: Oh yeah? I'm not so sure about that. I AM a Doctor after all.

Jackson Kain: How is that relevant here?

Degrees: When you put that much time into getting a PhD, you make it relevant whenever you can. Here's the thing though, if you win the title, you would be a double champ, but you'd only be able to defend one of them.

Jackson Kain: Not true "Doc"! I've got a big announcement here! Smart Brain have given me the green light to make the Royal Crown Championship a title that can be defended once again! So see, I will totally be a double champion in the truest sense!

Degrees: So, the whole point of reviving the title has lost its meaning?

Jackson Kain: ......it's got....it's a NEW MEANING! It's another title for the New Wave!

Degrees: You were just questioning if WE were real New Wavers!

Jackson Kain: ....You're not helping me right now.

Jeff Andonuts: Hey guys!

Degrees: Jeff?

Jackson Kain: Jeff! Where the hell have you been?

Jeff Andonuts: ....Around. I'm back now for two reasons. I want to see you guys have that match, and I just happen to have a major announcement for Havok. Yep, that's right, I have a big announcement, straight from Smart Brain! Don't miss Chaos TV! for what I've got to say!


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Tommy Dukes: Smart Brain has wanted to give Havok a better image in the public eye, so they have had the Renegades going out into the cities of Eagleland, doing good works and spreading the word....at least that's what they wanted to do.



Trevor Mach: So kids, if a stranger tries to touch you in a bad place that's NO GOOD! So what you do, is you wait until they make you touch them, and you rip their dicks off!

Teacher: Mr. Mach!

Trevor Mach: Make them pay for it! Beat those perverted assholes! If you can't get to the dick ripping you-

Teacher: Mr. Mach PLEASE!

Trevor Mach: Fiiiine! I'll cover all the bases! If a woman comes after you then you give em the punt right up the-

Teacher: MR. MACH!

Trevor Mach: What? You don't think a woman can rape a man? Ask Tack Angel! He'll tell you differently! That man is a national treasure! You think he'd lie!

Teacher: That's enough Mr. Mach!

Trevor Mach: *whisper* Aim for the sack kids. Aim for the sack.

Teacher: Mr. Mach has to go everybody, so why don't we thank him his time and-

Trevor Mach: Nah, I've got literally all day. Alright kids, who knows how to play poker?


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Void: Smart Brain thinks they own this promotion, but make no mistake, I am the Champion. I am the Havok World Champion, a title that will be re-branded the Undeth World Championship. Smart Brain paid the money, but we will pay the price with blood. This is not the Smart Brain era. This is the Undeth era of Havok. The Man who walks the path of Heaven failed. The Demon, he failed too. Now, a blind man wishes to challenge the movement, the truth, the reality of life. The immense nothingness. You want to stand before the messenger? You must first get through the Killing Joke.

Killing Joke: Beating a blind man? That's hilarious! You already lost your eyes, guess I'll have to take something else? Your career? Your life? Guess you'll find out the punchline later tonight. Hahahaha!




The Smart Brain era is rolling on. Big shows and big promises planned for the future, with the New Wave taking over, and the upcoming return of the E1 Climax, things are looking up for the company, except for a World Champion bent on twisting the company in his image. You know, a dangerous cult leader type. Other than that, things are AWESOME! Really!

The New Wave shocked the world last week in the main event. Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu were the talk of the sports world with an amazing match that ended with Shiryu's death by heart punch and resuscitation....also with a heart punch. Despite the whole dying thing, Shiryu showed what kind of a badass he is, by returning for the opening match. The New Wave colliding for the next shot at the Havok Television Championship. The big multi-man match, saw Razorblade get pulled out of the ring by Maniac, who seemed more interested in taking out the man from the frozen north. The two brawled outside, while Takumi, Bashin Dan, Shiryu, and Slam Master Jam fought in the ring. Slam Master Jam has had the hardest time of the New Wavers since joining Havok, and his luck didn't improve in this match either. While Shiryu and Dan were locked up, Slam Master Jam went to the top to try and take the both out. Takumi stood in the way and hit the Heart Punch as Jam was coming down. Takumi quickly rolled up the b-baller for the pin, the win, and the #1 Contender shot at the the Havok Television Championship. Shiryu again showed respect to Takumi for winning out once again, and maintaining his winning streak. After the match, Jeff Andonuts appeared on the stage.

Jeff Andonuts: Amazing match guys, I really enjoyed it, and I know that these Renegades did too. Smart Brain has also taken great interest in all of you. I know that because Smart Lady told me personally. She also told me something else. She said that Havok needed someone here to run the shows from week to week. The Head of Operations is the job title, and the man for the job is me. That's right, they needed a logical, scientific man for the job, and that's exactly what they're going to get. I've been here since the beginning, and I know what needs to be done. From now on you can refer to me as the HOO of Havok....wait...wait don't....oh shoot, it's out there now. No containing it.



The next match on the card saw the former Television Champion Erik Stone taking on Kishin Kid, the chosen Pillar of the previous administration. The Kid must feel like he's fighting for his job, because he attacked Stone like a hungry animal. The adult film star tried coming back, but his theatrics cost him, with the Demon's Wings sealing the deal. Kishin Kid grabbed a mic after the match.

Kishin Kid: You see that? New Wave? It's bullshit! I'm not the New Wave! I've been here for years! I fought hard to get where I am! I learned a new language! I placed my career in the hands of losers like Tack Angel and Trevor Mach to get where I had to be. I'm a former 2-Time World Champion and 2-Time Television Champion. I'm the PILLAR OF HAVOK! Yet here were are. Look at this loser. Look at the New Wave. They haven't worked hard enough yet to get this kind of exposure. They haven't paid the price. They haven't sold out enough. They haven't stabbed enough backs yet! They want the spotlight, they have to get through ME! Consider me the brick wall bitches!

The third match saw the Tack Pack's newest team the TackForce join  Mach and Angel against Tom Yonk and three local wrestlers who go by the collective team name "Jobber Fodder". The three go by the names John Johnson, Jack Jackson, and Donald Donaldson. Obviously, the Y Man had his work cut out for him. Tack Angel seemed preoccupied during the match, refusing to tag in the TackForce, refusing to be tagged in by them as well. Trevor Mach was mentally checked out when he realized that he was being relegated to mid card multi-man matches. Saxon and Novus actually carried the match, until Mach finally snapped to it and leveled Donaldson with the Macha Ye to score the pin.



Real M's: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Yes what can I.....Tali....how expected. Actually, that's not true. What the hell are you doing here?

Real M's: We need to talk.

Trevor Mach: Is this about child support? I wasn't going to make you pay it. Figured it was the classy thing to do.

Real M's: .....She's over 18. She's BEEN over 18 since you've known her.

Trevor Mach: ....Is that relevant?

Real M's: I'm not here to talk about Hope. That's a discussion for another day. Look, let's put everything that's been happening the last year aside and get down to brass tacks here.

Trevor Mach: "Brass Tacks" I once suggested that as the name of an all brass band with Tack. Spoiler alert: He said no.

Real M's: We need to ta-

Trevor Mack: Of course he ALWAYS says no to fun so-

Real M's: TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: What?! What do you want from me?

Real M's: Tell me for one second that you're not as paranoid about our new owners as I am.

Trevor Mach: That's not fair Tali, I'm always paranoid!

Real M's: Smart Brain, a company from Edo has purchased the company. The ONLY rep we've seen is that Smart Lady chick. She's shady, I'm telling you!

Trevor Mach: I don't know, she seems like a gal we can trust.

Real M's: Something is fishy here. Something is always fishy with the new management.

Trevor Mach: That's true. When I was Boss I was basically a terrorist. What if they are shady? Why would you care? Aren't you busy being a psychopath?

Real M's: That's a full time job, but looking into this has been my hobby. I remembered how good we were at this sort of stuff when we were together. I thought....I hoped we could look into this together.

Trevor Mach: ...Why should I?

Real M's: You're bored. Greed is gone and Undeth are busy, so you're left doing all this Tack Pack stuff to pass the time.

Trevor Mach: Pass the time? What are you talking about? I LOVE being in multi-man matches near the bottom of the card. It's....it's awesome! I'm totally committed to the Tack Pack toots. I've learned to accept blue into my life in fact, and I look damn good in it! So again, why should I help you?

Real M's: Again....you're bored.

Trevor Mach: ....Dammit you're right. Fine! I'm in. Let's do it.

Real M's: Maybe later. We've got work to do first.

Trevor Mach: Oh that's SO not what I meant.

Tracy: *gasp* Oh no! OH NO!


Degrees and Jackson Kain faced off in an incredible Television Championship war in the next match. The friends showed respect before the bell, but they have never pulled punches in their matches together. Finish would have seen Jackson Kain escaping the PhDDT and coming back with the Shadow Kick until Kishin Kid rushed into the ring and attacked both men, throwing out the title match. Kishin Kid stood over both men and pointed at them as examples.

Kishin Kid: They might be New Wavers or they might be Pillars. It doesn't matter to me. Neither of them deserves to be on MY LEVEL! I told you what was going to happen. New Wavers, expect me.



Another big match saw Kinniku Mike and Amigo fighting again, but this time in a Wager Match, where the winner can state what they want AFTER they win. You have to be willing to sacrifice anything and everything to get what you want in a match like this, and it makes you wonder how many Renegades and Lady Renegades are considering the match type in the future. Amigo and Mike fought it out with a big match style. They were trying to get the win as quickly as possible to avoid the consequences. Late in the match, a masked man in plaid pants jumped the guard rail and tripped up Kinniku Mike. The distraction lead to Amigo lifting Mike up for the Olympic Slam. 1-2-3! Amigo won the match, giving him the right to get whatever he wanted from Kinniku Mike. A laughing World Warrior grabbed the mic.

Amigo: I did it! I did it all by myself! What? I didn't see Plaid anything! It was all ME! I'm the World Warrior, the best in the world! Mike, you humiliated me, and you forced me to wear fake strong tits! I hated it! I hated it SO MUCH! The embarrassment! The fake tits! Damn you Mike! I'm going to make you pay for it, but I'm not going to take away your career. That wouldn't be enough, because at the end of the day, you'd still have your so called "Strong Tits". That's why I am banning the Strong Tits gimmick FOREVER! That's right Mike. You can no longer reference your Strong Tits! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Kinniku Mike: No....no.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!




Tommy Dukes: It's me the "Mr. Crabs" of Wrestling Tommy Dukes, and I'm here with Lady Renegades Tag Champion  RJ Ha-

Kinniku Mike: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Tommy Dukes: The hell was that?

RJ Havok: Despair...complete despair.

Tommy Dukes: Oh...right. So RJ, you and Hope are sitting out this week, but I know you both have to have eyes on the Lady Renegades Championship match between Champion Kaie and the newcomer Diana.

RJ Havok: Definitely. Those two chicks are the shit, and I'm looking forward to seeing them steal the show for the Lady Renegades. That's what's up.

Tommy Dukes: I know that the Lady Renegades are in a building phase right now. The New Wave is making a big splash as well. Could we be seeing a Lady Renegades Revolution in the near future?

RJ Havok: No, we're going to ACTUALLY be good and steal the show.

Tommy Dukes: Well there you have it! The Lady Renegades are ready to-

Tracy: RJ!

RJ Havok: Oh no.

Tracy: Oh no is right!

RJ Havok: Are we about to throw down?

Tracy: No, we're not the ones throwing down, but two people that SUPPOSEDLY care about us, are going to GET DOWN very soon.

RJ Havok: The hell are you talking about?

Tracy: M's and Trevor! I saw them! They were TALKING!

RJ Havok: ....Great...maybe we can avoid that impending feud I've been waiting for. Talking things out isn't always bad....it's just boring. I'd rather throw a fit and break shit myself but-

Tracy: NO! You don't understand! I heard Trevor saying they were going to "DO IT" and I couldn't hear what M's said, but the two were laughing on the way out! They're going to cheat on us!

RJ Havok: I'm pretty sure that's bullshit Tracy.

Tracy: They left the arena TOGETHER! Why would they do that otherwise?

RJ Havok: You're just trying to trick me because you know I'm extremely paranoid about everything at all times. So is Trevor, and THAT is why we're awesome together. He wouldn't do that.

Tracy: Think back about how long they were together. The relationship that fueled EBW. They were the talk of the wrestling world. Plus, we both know how they operate "out of the ring" if you get my meaning. Now think about it again. How SURE are you?

RJ Havok: ....Nope, still sure.

Tracy: Dammit! Come with me and I'll show you!

RJ Havok: Hey!

Tommy Dukes: Did...did she seriously not hear what they were talking about? It was on the show earlier. I'm pretty sure they did a replay of it too. I think it'll be funnier if no one tells Tracy the context of that conversation though.


The semi-main event saw Kaie and Diana face off for the Lady Renegades Championship. Kaie is all about action and violence, while Diana has shown herself to be sneaking and conniving in her short time with Havok. Great match, with the Lady Renegades stealing the show as promised, which isn't easy when you have had the Pillars collide and the 156th match between Mike and Amigo on the same card. Kaie goes all out in her offense, but she wasn't thinking much about strategy, and that's where Diana was able to strike. She wore down the champ and used dirty tricks to to get the advantage. A V Factor lead to Diana rolling up Kaie and holding onto the ropes to steal the win from the Champion, winning the match and capturing the Championship amidst a chorus of boos. A big title change that showed just how low the newcomer Diana would go to win the title this early into a career. A monumental moment for her.

The main event would see the blinded Subculture try to earn his title shot against Void by taking on his disciple Killing Joke. A tough match to watch for Subculture fans, as Killing Joke attacked him on the stage and controlled the match, beating on the blind man with everything he could get his hands on before rolling him into the ring to officially start things. Subculture showed his heart by prevailing through it and coming back into the match. Killing Joke had an overtly large boxing glove launcher he pointed directly at Subbie. At the ref's warning he fired the glove, but Subbie ducked the projectile and landed the KO Punch on Killing Joke leading to the pin and the win. Subculture survived the match with the Killing Joke, and may now be on the road to facing the Undeth leader, Havok World Champion Void.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok Television #1 Contender: Takumi Inui beat Razorblade, Dragon Shiryu, Maniac, Slam Master Jam[x], and Bashin Dan via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
2. Pillar vs. New Wave: Kishin Kid beat Erik Stone via Demon's Wings -> Pin
3. Tack Pack vs. New Wave 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[o]/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus beat Tom Yonk/John Johnson/Jack Jackson/Donald Donaldson[x] via Macha Ye -> Pin
4. Havok Television Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Jackson Kain ended in a No Contest
5. Wager Match: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike via Olympic Slam -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades Championship: Diana beat Kaie(c) via V Factor -> Pin -> NEW Lady Renegades Champion!
7. No Rules Singles: Subculture beat Killing Joke via KO Punch -> Pin

Steve: Ow!

Cameraman: What's wrong Steve?

Steve: Did you not see it?!

Cameraman: See what?

Steve: That Plaid blur! It just rushed by and hit me! What a dick!

Cameraman: Oh that! Apparently an asshole in Plaid pants has been attacking everyone, but not that violently. He just like, knocks over drinks and shit.

Steve: That bastard...that Plaid Pants bastard!


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Tommy Dukes: It's me the "Tommy Dukes" of Wrestling.....Tommy Dukes, and I've got the updates for you. Why else would you be hearing from me? Update and interviews. That's what I do! So Kinniku Mike lost his "Strong Tits" gimmick on the last Chaos TV! He's...taking it the best that he can.



Kinniku Mike: AHHHHHH! DAMN YOU AMIGO! MY TITS! UUUUUUUU!!!!

Magnum PT: Uh...there there Mike. Could you possibly please put some pants on?

Erik Stone: Hey guys I-OH! OH! WOW! WHOA MIKE! GEEZ! I think you picked the wrong profession!

Magnum PT: Why are you so surprised? You probably saw a lot of this sort of thing in your old profession.

Erik Stone: NEVER was there another naked dude on my sets. Erik Stone doesn't swing that way. Why is Mike naked?

Kinniku Mike: Amigo took everything from me! EVERYTHING! Why wear anything?! Why DO anything!

Erik Stone: Whoa! So you lost your gimmick. So what?

Kinniku Mike: SO WHAT?! IT WAS EVERYTHING!

Erik Stone: Everything? I don't think so Mike. Tits don't make the man. The man should WANT the tits to come to him! Just think about all the ladies that have wanted you BEFORE you were Mr. Strong Tits. Remember the Samoan Slaugherhouse?

Kinniku Mike: I'M NOT EVEN SAMOAN!

Erik Stone: The point is that whatever you are, you're still you, and you've got everything that you need to succeed. All you need is a new beginning. A brand new Mike!

Kinniku Mike: After Strong Tits, what is left?

Erik Stone: I think I've got just the thing.




Trevor Mach: Tali, what are we doing here back in Fourside? *looks to camera* Everyone get that? We're in Fourside now. *back to Real M's* Everything Havok related has been moved to Saturn City.

Real M's: True, but that Smart Lady chick filmed all over her stuff while we were still here in Fourside. This is also the place where Smart Brain sent reps to make the purchase. Word has it they are still here. That's why we need to stakeout the city together and seek them out.

Trevor Mach: Well this seems like a stretch. We're already here though, so why the hell not.

Real M's: Two rooms please.

Hotel Manager: I'm sorry, we only have one room. A single bed room on the first floor.

Real M's: *sigh* Oh great.

Trevor Mach: ....You're sleeping on the couch. No. Nope, I'm not being the "classy guy" here. I call dibs on the damn bed.




Tracy: RJ! RJ! Come here!

RJ Havok: What are we doing here following Trevor and M's in Fourside? *looks at camera* Get that everyone? We're in the hotel that Trevor and M's went into back in Fourside.

Tracy: They are in here! They came all this way to CHEAT ON US!

RJ Havok: I re-watched the show. I know what's actually going on. I keep trying to tell you, but you keep dragging me along. Honestly, I have no idea how you managed to get me all the way here.

Tracy: I paid for dinner.

RJ Havok: Oh right. Still, I think you're overreac-

Real M's: My ass is killing me!

Trevor Mach: Well you're just going to have to take it!

Real M's: You're just trying to punish me aren't you.

Trevor Mach: You always loved it.

Real M's: It was normally the other way around.

Trevor Mach: Turnabout is fair play.

Tracy: ARE YOU HEARING THIS!?

RJ Havok: ....Alright....that sounds suspicious, but I'm pretty sure it's one of those things where something else is going on, but we hear it wrong in some sort of misunderstanding.

Tracy: No no, she talked about ass, and you KNOW that-

RJ Havok: Yeah yeah, Trevor loves backstory.

Tracy: How could she do this to me!

RJ Havok: Seems more like she would be doing it to Trevor, but I don't think so.

Tracy: SHE'S BREAKING MY HEART WAAAAAAA!!!

RJ Havok: Wait..stop...come back...I don't care. I'm going home.

Real M's: Seriously Trevor, this couch is killing me! My ass hurts!

Trevor Mach: FINE! Get in! Spooning is not allowed! We have to sleep head to foot and ass to ass! Sleepover rules!

Real M's: Fine, whatever.


Smart Brain Presents Havok: Smart Brain Stadium Tour
Valentine City Lovers! Stadium, Valentine


1. New Wave Singles: Benjamin vs. Tom Yonk
2. New Wave Singles: Maniac vs. Los Tiburon
3. Royal Crown #1 Contender: Dragon Shiryu vs. Bashin Dan
4. New Wave Singles: Razorblade vs. Hex III
5. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Kiva
6. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Grind/Hazard vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega
7. Lady Renegades 2/3 Falls Non-Title Tag: RJ Havok/Hope Mach vs. Diana/Death Idol Kikuri

Holy Shit it's #EVER 51
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. #EVER Open Championship: Retro Hippie(c) vs. Nosan
2. #EVER Open Championship: Champion vs. Danny Leung
3. Reverse Battle Royale: Swift vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Flying Man vs. El Mago vs. Hex III
4. Pole on a Pole Match: Noah Jennings vs. Dogma Mask
5. #EVER Better Than the Open Championship: Rains(c) vs. TBA

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Tommy Dukes: Hey it's me....again...the Conan Arthur Doyle of Wrestling....Tommy Dukes. Sick of me yet? I've been awake for days just waiting to record all these segments. I think they need to hire some new people. Anyways, I'll make it short and sweet. Havok hit the city of Valentine for another of the big Stadium shows. A lot more New Wave exposure on this show, as Dragon Shiryu became the first #1 Contender to the newly acquirable Royal Crown Championship with a win over the Clash King Bashin Dan, who seems to almost take a liking to the sting of defeat, promising to get a better deck for the next duel. The Trios Champions, the Anahuac Heroes fell to three different new wavers, with the big upset being the undefeatable Takumi Inui beating Kiva after hitting his Crimson Smash on him in mid Kiva Dive. Impressive stuff. The Tack Pack will EXPLODE as LoveKick beat three other teams in a #1 Contender match, Notorious JOD Penalty Kicking Hazard to score the pin. The main event saw the Lady Renegade Tag Champions take on the new Lady Renegades Champion Diana and newcomer Death Idol Kikuri in a non-title 2/3 Falls match. The new champ got the first pin on RJ with the V Factor, but Hope Mach quickly retaliated with an Olympic Slam pin to even the odds and score the pin on the new champ. Kikuri got her team DQ'd when we learned just how far her blood lust goes. A trickle from Hope sent her into a frenzy as she busted open Hope's forehead on an exposed turnbuckle, smearing the blood on her face and mouth like a....well....like a few of my ex girlfriends actually.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Smart Brain Stadium Tour
Valentine City Lovers! Stadium, Valentine


1. New Wave Singles: Benjamin beat Tom Yonk via Mystic Quest Suplex -> Pin
2. New Wave Singles: Maniac beat Los Tiburon via Top Rope Double Arm DDT -> Pin
3. Royal Crown #1 Contender: Dragon Shiryu beat Bashin Dan via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin
4. New Wave Singles: Razorblade beat Hex III via Exploder Suplex -> Pin
5. New Wave Singles: Takumi Inui beat Kiva via Crimson Smash Super Kick -> Pin
6. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Grind/Hazard[x], Jason Saxon/Tony Novus, and Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega via Penalty Kick -> Pin
7. Lady Renegades 2/3 Falls Non-Title Tag: RJ Havok/Hope Mach beat Diana/Death Idol Kikuri (2-1)
-Diana beat RJ Havok via V Factor -> Pin
-Hope Mach beat Diana via Olympic Slam -> Pin
-Hope Mach beat Death Idol Kikuri via DQ





Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! It's ME Good News Gary, and I'm joined by my new creative team Kevin Duh and Rince Vusso! That's right #EVER has a creative team now. They are going to give out the gimmicks, write the promos, and decide the outcomes of the matches now! That's right, the show is going to be SO MUCH more thrilling and compelling when we take everything out of the hands of the #EVER #Hashtaggers! Doesn't that sound awesome?! Don't you think a show where you know that me and these guys are behind EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS will be fun to watch? That brings me to my next point. My new friend Rince Vusso has pointed out to me that belts should be referred to as props, and that the more titles we have the better. More props equal more ratings. That's why I'm giving EVERYONE A CHAMPIONSHIP! That's right! You get a title! You get a title! You get a title! Danny, you get the #No Push Championship, and the Didn't that Guy used to main event Championship! Nosan, you get the Best Hair Championship and the Funniest Guy Championship! Rains, on top of the most prestigious prop that could be handed to someone, you also get the Guy I want to Push Championship and the Seriously, quit trying to derail my plans with your opinions and interests Championship! Anahuac Guys, you get these titles. The names are in Lucha, so I have no idea what they say. Flying Man gets a You're still here? Championship! That's nice right? Dogma Mask, you get a....a...Pole Master Championship belt, that will be defended later against Noah Jennings in the Pole on a Pole match. That's why it's called that, because the title will be defended in that match type only.....yeah. El Mago, you DON'T get a title, because you kept stopping Rains from being THE GUY! No more of that though, as he'll be in the main event with his title against....well...you'll find out. Teeheehee! Needless to say, it's a plant. Oh by the way, that Reverse Battle Royale later has a title on the line as well. I think that covers it, so let's get this show on the road. Retro Hippie, you're going to drop your title to Nosan, and then Nosan will drop it to Danny, breaking up the tag team in shocking fashion. Team break ups and title hot shotting will help the ratings. GOOD NEWS!

Get through that wall of text? Good, I'll try to make this short then. Retro Hippie did NOT lose to Nosan like he was supposed to, pinning Nosan with the Roll Up. Danny tried his hand, but was also rolled up into a pin. Retro Hippie has become the Roll Up Genius, with his style of letting his opponent fall into a position to be rolled up. Surprisingly effective. At this point Retro Hippie was also awarded the You're in trouble for not listening Championship as well as the Perfect Attendance Championship.

No one really knew what a Reverse Battle Royale was supposed to be. The object of a normal one is to be the last person in the ring. The #Hashtaggers took this to mean that the first person OUT of the ring would win. El Mago simply *POOF*ed himself to the outside to win the match and the Championship.

Noah Jennings begrudgingly won the Pole on a Pole Match by grabbing the Pole when Dogma Mask didn't want to. He was more than happy to award Noah Jennings the Pole Master Championship for mastery of grabbing the pole. Jennings was outraged at the mockery and insinuations.

Main event saw Rains take on the newest #Hashtagger MISSSSSTA DANGEROUS! The flamboyant Dangerous didn't get the memo that he was supposed to lose. No selling a worked Superman Punch from Rains who thought the fight was fixed, and beating the chosen one with the Dangerous DDT to become the NEW #EVER Better than the Open Champion!

What the hell just happened?

Holy Shit it's #EVER 51
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. #EVER Open Championship: Retro Hippie(c) beat Nosan via Roll Up -> Pin 3rd Defense
2. #EVER Open Championship: Retro Hippie(c) beat Danny Leung via Roll Up -> Pin 4th Defense
3. Reverse Battle Royale: Swift vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Flying Man vs. El Mago vs. Hex III Winner: El Mago -> NEW Reverse Battle Royale Champion!
4. Pole on a Pole Match: Noah Jennings beat Dogma Mask via Pole Grab x Innuendo x Wait, it's not like that x I don't grab poles x you are all just sick -> Shame -> NEW Pole Master Champion!
5. #EVER Better than the Open Championship: Mr. Dangerous beat Rains(c) via Danger DDT -> Pin -> NEW #EVER Better than the Open Champion!

 

12/08/2019 8:35 am  #352


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Tommy Dukes: It's me, the guy who hasn't slept in weeks of wrestling.....Tommy....Zzzzz.....Zzzzz.....AH! DUKES! TOMMY DUKES! We've got a huge show for you, as the next Chaos TV! in the prelude to 2015's E1 Climax! That's right, Smart Brain has been monitoring the recent shows, and they have determined that NOW is the time for the E1 Climax, having spent this time determining the perfect block opponents. To celebrate, we're pulling out all the stops, with a show that will feature most of the titles on the line, INCLUDING the Havok World Championship showdown between reigning champ Void, and the blind bomber #1 Contender Subculture. The New Wave will continue to be able to prove themselves against the Pillars, and they will have the chance to grab the gold, as the undefeated Takumi Inui goes after Television Champion Degrees, and Dragon Shiryu gets his shot against Jackson Kain. Also, the new Lady Renegades Champion Diane will be teaming with Death Idol Kikuri to take part in a multi-team tag for the chance to become a double champion. Will she make history? A big night to make history for all the Renegades actually, on the final road before the E1 Climax. Don't miss it! Don't do it! Seriously! Don't! DOOOON'T! Zzzzzz.....Zzzzzz....

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Prelude to E1 Climax 2015!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva(c)/Los Tiburon(c)/Hexagon III(c) vs. Ishihiro Tomo/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
2. No Rules Brawl: Razorblade vs. Maniac vs. Killing Joke vs. Erik Stone vs. Bashin Dan vs. Benjamin vs. Slam Master Jam
3. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Dragon Shiryu
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Trevor Mach(c) vs. Grind/Hazard vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega
5. Singles: Amigo vs. Magnum PT
6. Havok Television Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Takumi Inui
7. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c) vs. Diane/Death Idol Kikuri vs. Kaie/Sunny Malibu vs. Real M's/Tracy
8. Havok World Championship: Void(c) vs. Subculture



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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the man who finally caught a nap this morning, and I'm proud to be here for this big show. It's the Prelude to E1 Climax 2015 special, and we're going to see titles on the line, including a HUGE main event match up, featuring Subculture challenging the dominant Havok World Champion Void. I'm now joined by our new HOO of Havok, Jeff Andonuts.

Jeff Andonuts: I knew that acronym was going to stick. Yes Tommy, it's a big day for Havok. Smart Brain has been watching closely, putting big matches together to get the Renegades excited for the upcoming E1 Climax. The return of the E1 will be the central focus coming up, so this will be the last chance for some Renegades to make a big impression and get added to the blocks. Smart Lady has informed me that Renegades, Pillars, and New Wavers alike will fill the blocks of these amazing shows. We're going to find out who is the best of the best, with the winner getting a huge cash prize and a shot at the Havok World Championship whenever they want! I look forward to seeing what they do tonight, as titles and pride are on the line. The New Wavers could make big enough splashes that they completely fill up the blocks. Who knows?

Kishin Kid: I do! I know that it doesn't matter who goes where, because they have to go through me if they want to the top, and I'm not going to let that happen! That spot belongs to the shining pillar, the new epic, KISHIN KID!

Jeff Andonuts: Hey....tough guy....I'm not too happy with you right now. You interfered in the match last week between my two good friends, and cost the world the possibilities of the outcome!

Kishin Kid: Was that last week? Feels like forever ago. I do so much I lose track of the time. That's the kind of things you can expect from me HOO of Havok. I decide who wins and who loses. I decide where the titles go. As much as I despise the New Wave, the others Pillars need to learn their place as well. I've been around too long to see any of them pass me by.

Jeff Andonuts: Well I've been around since the beginning, and if you interfere anymore, you're going to see some consequences mister.

Kishin Kid: Oh am I? Do your worst. Like I care! When Greed crashed and burned I survived. I always survive. I don't need them, and I don't need Gouji, and I don't need Tack Angel. I never needed any of them, because I'm a survivor, and your threats aren't going to stop me. I'll make some examples tonight!

Jeff Andonuts: Hey! Don't you....don't you do that. He's just....just walking away....I gotta learn to exert authority if I'm going to be able to do this job for Smart Brain. Yikes.




Trevor Mach: Well Tali, it was a nice trip, if not a very eventful one.

Real M's: I can't believe we didn't find a damn thing! Torture was the solution you know? Torture would have given us answers.

Trevor Mach: Who did you want to torture?

Real M's: ....Everybody?

Trevor Mach: Not surprised. You know it's not often I'm the voice of reason. I don't like it.

Real M's: Doesn't suit you?

Trevor Mach: No, I don't think so.

Real M's: Look at us. Just like old times.

Trevor Mach: Well, it's not QUITE like old times, but I'll take it.

Real M's: Trevor....thanks for looking with me. Even though we didn't find anything, I appreciate the help.

Trevor Mach: And I appreciate getting to avoid a feud by taking a trip. That worked out REALLY well.

Real M's: I still think Smart Brain is up to something though.

Trevor Mach: You might be right. We'll keep looking.

Real M's: ....I'm sorry I hurt you and Hope. I spent years being something, but thought of as something else. I got tired of it and I lost it. I...don't regret our time together.

Trevor Mach: Hey, crazy people do crazy things, and you are one psycho bitch.

Real M's: You always knew just what to say to make me feel better.

Trevor Mach: Bros?

Real M's: Bros....well...the equivalent thereof.

Tracy: See? Look RJ! I told you! M's, how could you do this to me?!

Real M's: Oh geez, it's the ball and chain.

Trevor Mach: I'm so sorry.

Real M's: Tracy, could you NOT do this right now? Having a moment of clarity here.

Tracy: You had BETTER NOT be turning on me right now. First, you cheat on me, and then you turn FACE?!

Real M's: WHAT? NO! I'm still going to kill every bitch that gets in my way, and that includes you RJ.

RJ Havok: Haha! Eat shit and die M's.

Real M's: I just don't need that negativity anymore. Trevor and I were good together, but that's over. You and me, we're going to dominate just like always.

Tracy: I don't know if I can forgive you for what you've done.

RJ Havok: Tracy, pull your head out of your ass.

Tracy: Well, when you put it that way, maybe I overreacted a little.

RJ Havok: Understatements.....Tracy's got em.

Tack Angel: Well I don't know what the hello and a half is going on here, but I've been wondering where my tag team partner was. We've got a title defense tonight man.

Trevor Mach: Tackle Box! I've got a NEW team name for us.

Tack Angel: Oh no, not again.

Trevor Mach: Tack and Trevor are RAD Dudes!

Tack Angel: ....*sigh*

Trevor Mach: That's a sigh of reluctant acceptance isn't it?

Tack Angel: Whatever you say. After all....I'm the Boss. Wait.

Trevor Mach: No time RAD Dude! Let's do this! Tali, it's been fun again.

Real M's: Yeah, it really has.

RJ Havok: You're lucky I trust you and I'm not a paranoid psycho like Tracy over there Trevor.

Trevor Mach: What? I didn't do anything. I even left you a note on Tack's fridge.

Tack Angel: My fridge is NOT for that purpose! It's for storing my juice!

RJ Havok: You ever think about getting back together with her?

Trevor Mach: That's my past babe. You're my bitchin' gal now.

Real M's: Hey RJ.

RJ Havok: Yeah?

Real M's: You know what? ....YOU eat shit and die.

RJ Havok: Fuck you M's....fuck you.




The Prelude is here! The E1 Climax is coming, and this show that would lead into it, would see major titles on the line. Just about every belto would be up for grabs. A major show deserves a major write up right? Well, I'm rusty, so probably not. Going to get this one recapped so I can get back into the groove of things. Get my flow going. Restart my spark. Kickstart my heart. I should probably get to it shouldn't I?

The opening contest saw the Anahuac Heroes return from the madhouse that is #EVER to put the Trios Titles on the line against Tomo-Kun and the TackForce. A great opener that saw the Heroes retain, when Kiva hit the Kiva Dive on Novus. After the match, the Heroes spoke again in Lucha about wanting to reignite the Lucha Revolution in Havok. Suddenly, a man in plaid pants rushed into the ring to mess with the Heroes before taking off again. Not a surprise beating, more like a general unpleasant altercation from that dick in the plaid pants. Is he a fan? Where is security?

A No Rules Brawl featuring most of the New Wave, would see them brawling all over the arena in a Falls Count Anywhere situation. The fight found its way from concessions to the locker rooms, where Maniac was able to score the pin, after a vicious Piledriver to Slam Master Jam on the concrete floor. A vicious victory, but the fighting didn't stop there, as Razorblade went on the war path, continuing his feud with the maniac known as....well Maniac.



The Royal Crown Championship was on the line next, as the action superstar Jackson Kain took on Dragon Shiryu, in a fantastic contest. The man from the Rozan Peaks gave Kain the fight of his life, but Jackson Kain went all out, unafraid to die in a match against a guy who literally died in the ring a few weeks ago. The action was interrupted late in the match, as Kishin Kid ran out to trip up Kain, before he could hit the Shadow Kick. The distraction gave an unknowing Shiryu time to hit his Rozan Shoryu-Ha, which sent Kain to the mat. 1-2-3! Dragon Shiryu became the NEW Havok Royal Crown Champion! A big win for the New Waver, as he has quickly climbed the ranks. When Shiryu saw the replay, he showed respect and sportsmanship by trying to give Kain the title back, but Jackson raised his hand in respect and handed him back the belt before rushing after a laughing Kishin Kid.

Havok's Tag Teams collided in a huge cluster of a match to see if anyone could lift the titles off of the RAD Dudes Tack Angel and Trevor Mach. It wasn't one of those matches where you tag your entire team out either, because, as I've said before, those are stupid. They basically are saying "I don't want to win this match, here, your team can win it." That's basically what they are saying. What? The match result? Oh yeah, the RAD Dudes retained when Tack hit the Rider Kick on Hazard for the pin.

Amigo was all smiles as he made his way to the ring to face Magnum PT. The World Warrior was free of his fake Strong Tits, and the gimmick itself was banned from Havok, when Amigo and that Plaid Pants wearing dick cost Kinniku Mike everything. Magnum PT challenged Amigo to defend his friend's honor and his Strong Tits. Amigo controlled the pace of the match, attacking PT's knees to take him down for submission control. Amigo was on the verge of the win, when suddenly...



Flashing lights and techno music brought out Mike, no longer clad in his Kinniku gear, the man with the Redacted Tits came out dancing, much to the delight of the ladies in the crowd. Kinniku Mike had become Magic Mike, and the shock of Mike's gyrating pelvis caused Amigo to dry heave his way into a Mustache Ride from PT and the pinfall. Magnum PT got the win, but Magic Mike got his mojo back in the never ending feud with Amigo.

The Television Championship match was up next, as Degrees would take on the undefeated face of the New Wave Takumi Inui. Degrees extended his hand, but Takumi simply acknowledged him with a nod and flick of the hand, another title match was underway. Another great showing between the Pillars and the New Wave, but once again, the great action was interrupted by Kishin Kid, who targeted his fellow Pillar Degrees, leading to a similar ending to the Royal Crown Championship match, with Takumi hitting the Crimson Smash Superkick on Degrees to get the pin, winning again, and claiming the Havok Television Championship! Kishin Kid laughed at Degrees' misfortune, only to back into Jackson Kain, who got some revenge with a Shadow Kick that sent him down the stairs of the stage, right into Degrees who hit the PhDDT on him. Takumi was joined in the ring by Dragon Shiryu. The two New Wavers acknowledged each other and hoisted their first ever titles into the air.



The Lady Renegades got to show off in another one of those cluster tag matches, where everyone was gunning for Hope Mach and RJ Havok's Lady Renegades Tag Championships. A fantastic match, again with no tagging your team out of the match, because that's stupid. The champion's retained again, with Hope submitted Sunny Malibu with the ankle lock, when it became apparent that Rated M and the new Champion Diane, had no intention of letting anyone get the pin. Clever way to make the defense.

Main event time, as the blind bomber Subculture, the hungry street dog, challenged the Undeth leader Void for the Havok World Championship. An interesting match, as Void tried to play mind games with Subbie, trying to divert sound elsewhere, and using his minions on the outside to get Subculture on edge. The ploys wouldn't work, as Subculture kept his cool and landed hurting bombs on the masked Champion. Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega ran down to the ring to help Subculture, attacking Undeth on the outside. The referee tried to get control of the situation, but the match was turning into a big brawl. Suddenly, Arremer X slowly made his way down to the ring. The Undeth looked on in panic as the man machine entered the ring and stared down Void, the man that took him apart. With the referee trying to clear out Undeth, he didn't see Arremer X turn to Subculture and attack him, throwing him to Void, who hit the Chaos Theory and pinned him for the win and the defense. An interference heavy main event that shocked the Renegades, as the returning Arremer X has seemingly aligned with Undeth. So many questions, but no time for answers, as the E1 Climax is coming!



Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Prelude to E1 Climax 2015!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva(c)[o]/Los Tiburon(c)/Hexagon III(c) beat Ishihiro Tomo/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus[x] via Kiva Dive -> Pin -> Title Defense!
2. No Rules Brawl: Razorblade vs. Maniac vs. Killing Joke vs. Erik Stone vs. Bashin Dan vs. Benjamin vs. Slam Master Jam
Winner: Maniac beat Slam Master Jam via Concrete Piledriver -> Pin
3. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu beat Jackson Kain(c) via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin -> NEW Royal Crown Champion!
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)[o]/Trevor Mach(c) beat Grind/Hazard[x], Sal Paradise/Jamie OD, and Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega via Rider Kick -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. Singles: Magnum PT beat Amigo via Mustache Ride -> Pin
6. Havok Television Championship: Takumi Inui beat Degrees(c) via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin -> NEW Television Champion!
7. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c)[o] beat Diane/Death Idol Kikuri, Kaie/Sunny Malibu[x], and Real M's/Tracy via Ankle Lock -> Submission -> Title Defense!
8. Havok World Championship: Void(c) beat Subculture via Chaos Theory -> Pin -> Title Defense!

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The E1 Climax 2015 is here! The yearly tournament that lights up the wrestling scene with amazing matches and white hot crowds has returned. One year it was called the Havok Fighting Climax, but that's been retconned. It was ALWAYS the E1 Climax....trust me on this. The list of combatants has been withheld by Smart Brain, as the mega corporation had been analyzing Havok to determine the best possible matches and blocks. The end result made for two VERY interesting blocks. Renegades you would expect to see were not there, while others like the Ace Tack Angel, Havok World Champion Void, and 3-Time E1 Climax winner Trevor Mach were present and accounted for. Names missing like Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega drew some questions, but as it turned out they opted out of their own accord to deal with the Arremer X situation. Here now are the Blocks for this year's E1 Climax!

Block A
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Tack Angel - Havok World Tag Team Champion
Trevor Mach - Havok World Tag Team Champion
Subculture
Slam Master Jam
Degrees
Grind
Hexagon III - Havok Trios Champion
X

Block B
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Void - Havok World Champion
Jackson Kain
Dragon Shiryu - Havok Royal Crown Champion
Takumi Inui - Havok Television Champion
Hazard
Magic Mike
Erik Stone
Kishin Kid

Interesting blocks to be sure, the other interesting part of the announcement, was that the first three shows of the E1 Climax, would take place at a renovated Club Saturn, the usual home of #EVER. Needless to say, the building was packed by Renegades and not just Mr. Saturns for a change.




An interesting night of fights to be sure! Undeth went over in all over their matches, with the Havok World Champion Void claiming the first ever pin fall over new Television Champion and New Waver Takumi Inui. New Royal Crown Champion Dragon Shiryu claimed another big name in the form of former 2-Time World Champion Kishin Kid. The big surprise of the night was the main event, as Real M's entered the E1 Climax as the first Lady Renegades participant, taking on her ex Trevor Mach. The two had JUST reformed a bond when put into this match by Smart Brain. Amazing main event, and a great start to the Climax.

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 1
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Hazard[2] beat Magic Mike[0] via Bio-Hazard -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[2] beat Slam Master Jam[0] via KO Punch -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[2] beat Erik Stone[0] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[2] beat Degrees[0] via Angel Driver -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Dragon Shiryu[2] beat Kishin Kid[0] via Hurricanrana -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block A: Grind[2] beat Hexagon III[0] via Uppercut -> Pin
7. E1 Climax Block B: Void[2] beat Takumi Inui[0] via Stomp Barrage -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[1] vs. Real M's[1] Time Limit Draw

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 2
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block A: Slam Master Jam[0] vs. Tack Angel[2]
2. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[0] vs. Erik Stone[0]
3. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[1] vs. Hexagon III[0]
4. E1 Climax Block B: Kishin Kid[0] vs. Hazard[2]
5. E1 Climax Block A: Doctor Degrees[0] vs. Grind[2]
6. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[2] vs. Magic Mike[0]
7. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[2] vs. Trevor Mach[1]
8. E1 Climax Block B: Void[2] vs. Dragon Shiryu[2]

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The E1 Climax is off and running! The first night saw big results, but the second night would really start to show the Renegades just who was going to break out in the tournament, and who was going to fall into a slump. Before that though, Smart Lady made an appearance with a few of the Renegades competing in the E1.



Smart Lady: Konichiwa! Smart Lady here representing the future of wrestling, the future of the WORLD Smart Brain! Smart Brain Ichiban!

Real M's: Psh, give me a break.

Jeff Andonuts: M's, please don't-

Real M's: Don't want, call out Smart Brain on their bullshit? Mysterious company from Edo buys Havok, gets to call the shots. They would probably know that Trevor and I went to have a look at what they're about. SUDDENLY, I'm in the E1. That's all fine and dandy, love to kick some ass all day every day, but my VERY FIRST OPPONENT is Trevor fucking Mach! It seems ALL TOO CONVENIENT!

Smart Lady: ....M's you make Smart Brain laugh very much. We enjoy you very much, please continue working to make Havok the very best.

Real M's: What was that? What kind of comeback was that? I was trying to smack talk you down and-

Smart Lady: Smart Brain is proud of all of you. Please keep working hard.

Jeff Andonuts: Well thank you for that Smart Lady. I thought as the HOO of Havok, I'd bring a few of you in at a time to talk about the tournament. Let's start with Slam Master Jam over there.

Slam Master Jam: I know what you're all thinking. Why is Slam Master Jam in the E1. He hasn't won a single match yet. Why is HE in the E1, when Razorblade and Maniac aren't. I know you're asking it, because so am I. Seriously, what am I doing in this tournament? No matter though, because the baller is gonna bounce back in the E1 and make an impact. The E1 is going to be a SLAM JAM!

Takumi Inui: *blowing onto ramen*

Jeff Andonuts: Takumi, you've been blowing on that ramen for like 10 minutes.

Takumi Inui: .....It's too hot.

Jeff Andonuts: Huh, you must have a cat tongue.

Takumi Inui: I do not!

Jeff Andonuts: Alright alright, I just was hoping to your thoughts on your first ever loss to Void. The streak was broken by the Havok World Champion.

Takumi Inui: You're the ones that made it a streak. I'm just here to fight, win when I can, like when I became Havok Television Champion, and right now, win the E1 Climax. One loss doesn't count me out, it just takes the pressure off. *blows onto ramen*

Jeff Andonuts: Alright M's, why don't you-

Real M's: Fuck you Jeff! This whole thing reeks!

Jeff Andonuts: .....*sniffs armpits*

Real M's: Unbelievable. I need to hit someone!

Jeff Andonuts: The ring is THAT WAY young lady.

Real M's: Mrgrgrrr!

Jeff Andonuts: AH!


Block A
-------
Tack Angel[2]
Trevor Mach[1]
Subculture[2]
Slam Master Jam[0]
Degrees[0]
Grind[2]
Hexagon III[0]
Real M's[1]

Block B
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Void[2]
Jackson Kain[2]
Dragon Shiryu[2]
Takumi Inui[0]
Hazard[2]
Magic Mike[0]
Erik Stone[0]
Kishin Kid[0]




Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 2
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[2] beat Slam Master Jam[0] via Moonsault -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[2] beat Erik Stone[0] via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[3] beat Hexagon III[0] via Smash Mouth Sliding M's -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block B: Kishin Kid[2] beat Hazard[2] via Demon's Flight -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block A: Grind[4] beat Doctor Degrees[0] via Rolling Uppercut -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[4] beat Magic Mike[0] via Gutbuster -> Pin
7. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[3] beat Subculture[2] via SchoolMAN Roll Up -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Block B: Void[4] beat Dragon Shiryu[2] via Embrace Undeth

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 3
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Void[4] vs. Erik Stone[0]
2. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[2] vs. Hexagon III[0]
3. E1 Climax Block B: Dragon Shiryu[2] vs. Hazard[2]
4. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[4] vs. Grind[4]
5. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[2] vs. Magic Mike[0]
6. E1 Climax Block A: Slam Master Jam[0] vs. Real M's[3]
7. E1 Climax Block B: Kishin Kid[2] vs. Jackson Kain[4]
8. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[3] vs. Doctor Degrees[0]

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Jeff Andonuts: Hey, it's the HOO of Havok here, giving Tommy Dukes another night off to enjoy his deep coma sleep he's certain to be in the middle of right now. The E1 has been amazing so far. I'm very impressed by these clean matches and surprising results. Some veterans have been having a tough time, while some other Renegades have seen a resurgence, namely guys like Hazard and Grind here. The former Jet Set Future team, has been doing Void's dirty work since joining Undeth, but now-

Hazard: We are doing what we've always been doing. We've been carrying the word of Undeth with us in all of our matches. Undeth, the simple purity of nothing, and it's cleansed us.

Grind: Selfish pursuits, greedy desires, hurtful allies, they all got in our way before. Undeth has shown us the way. Losses have all been apart of the rebuilding system. We can take them. We can take everything and keep on coming. That is what we do. That is who we are now. We are Undeth.

Jeff Andonuts: Well losing is NOT what you've been doing. You've been making great strides in the tournament, both of you have a chance to go forward in the tournament. Grind, you're in another Block, but Hazard, Hazard has a match against Void on the way. What will either of you do in these situations? What will you do when you face Void Hazard? What will you do Grind, if you happen to make it all the way to the finals only to find your opponent is the Havok World Champion Void?

Hazard: .....

Grind: .....

Hazard: We will do what we have to.

Grind: What we have to do.

Hazard: For the cause.

Grind: For the cause.


The third and final event to go down at Club Saturn saw more big matches, with the New Wave, Pillars, and Renegades being put to the test...






Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 3
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Void[6] beat Erik Stone[0] via Embrace Undeth -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[4] beat Hexagon III[0] via Top Rope Neckbreaker -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block B: Hazard[4] beat Dragon Shiryu[2] via Bio-Hazard -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block A: Grind[6] beat Tack Angel[4] via Right Cross -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[4] beat Magic Mike[0] via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[5] beat Slam Master Jam[0] via Smash Mouth Sliding M's -> Pin  
7. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[6] beat Kishin Kid[2] via Top Rope Head Scissor Takedown -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[5] beat Doctor Degrees[0] via Macha Ye -> Pin

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 4
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block A: Grind[6] vs. Trevor Mach[5]
2. E1 Climax Block B: Hazard[4] vs. Void[6]
3. E1 Climax Block A: Doctor Degrees[0] vs. Slam Master Jam[0]
4. E1 Climax Block B: Erik Stone[0] vs. Magic Mike[0]
5. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[4] vs. Real M's[5]
6. E1 Climax Block B: Dragon Shiryu[2] vs. Jackson Kain[6]
7. E1 Climax Block A: Hexagon III[0] vs. Tack Angel[4]
8. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[4] vs. Kishin Kid[2]

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12/08/2019 8:36 am  #353


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



If you thought Night 3 of the E1 Climax was something, let me be the first to tell you that Night 4 is one more night than 3....it's the one after it.



Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Tony Danza of Havok, but not Who's the Boss Tony Danza, because I'm not the Boss. Not Angels in the Outfield Tony Danza either, because I'm pretty sure I'm not dying of cancer. I'm like the Taxi Tony Danza....just doing my job. I'm joined by Havok Tag Champ Trevor Mach and Subculture. You guys are knee deep in the E1 at this point, with every match meaning that much more. Any loss at this point could mean the end of your chances.

Trevor Mach: No pressure though right?

Subculture: When you put it that way Tommy, I've suddenly developed an ulcer. I think I'm at enough of a disadvantage thank you.

Tommy Dukes: Sorry guys, it's just a pretty big deal!

Trevor Mach: No, that's not a big deal. I have a question that's a pretty big deal, and it's directed at you Subbie.

Subculture: Shoot.

Trevor Mach: In your match with Hexagon III, you jumped off the top turnbuckle and landed perfectly on the announce table where you placed Hex III. Here is my question: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW WHERE TO LAND?!

Subculture: Wait....that was a table? Of course! That explains so much!

Tommy Dukes: How are you guys feeling about tonight's matches?

Trevor Mach: I'm hyped, are you hyped? Grind, we've been down this road before. We used to be bros, but then you turned your back on us. I mean YES, I am with your ex-girlfriend, and YES, we might have said some mean things to you...about you....ect. HOWEVER, all that shit was AFTER you betrayed us! Man, you missed an amazing thing with her. She's crazy in that way where you get her mad and it turns you on, but at the same time it's slowly killing your heart with anxiety and fear. You know, the good kind of sexy.

Subculture: I don't think that's ri-

Trevor Mach: Just don't go crying back to Void after I spank you in front of all these awesome Renegades.

Subculture: Whoever my opponent is, I'll fight you with the best of my ability.

Tommy Dukes: It's Real M's.

Subculture: WHAT?! A Lady Renegade is in the E1?! You guys have to tell me these things! It's not like I can SEE IT! Trevor, I'm sorry that I might knock out your ex.

Trevor Mach: For your sake you'd better hope you DO knock her out. If not she might kill you bro. BOOSH!





Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 4
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[7] beat Grind[6] via Machbuster Suplex -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block B: Void[8] beat Hazard[4] via Hell Stomps -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block A: Doctor Degrees[2] beat Slam Master Jam[0] via PhDDT -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block B: Erik Stone[2] beat Magic Mike[0] via DDT -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[6] beat Real M's[5] via Left Cross -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[8] beat Dragon Shiryu[2] via Shadow Kick -> Pin  
7. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[6] beat Hexagon III[0] via Angel Driver -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[5] vs. Kishin Kid[3] Time Limit Draw

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 5
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Erik Stone[2] vs. Kishin Kid[3]
2. E1 Climax Block A: Grind[6] vs. Subculture[6]
3. E1 Climax Block B: Dragon Shiryu[2] vs. Takumi Inui[5]
4. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[6] vs. Real M's[5]
5. E1 Climax Block B: Void[8] vs. Magic Mike[0]
6. E1 Climax Block A: Heaxagon III[0] vs. Doctor Degrees[2]
7. E1 Climax Block B: Hazard[4] vs. Jackson Kain[8]
8. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[7] vs. Slam Master Jam[0]

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The E1 entered Night 5 with some standouts really....standing out. The Havok World Champion remains undefeated, while the first ever Lady Renegade in the E1, Real M's, continues to stay in the top tier, impressing many, especially after an exhausting first night match up. Names like Jackson Kain, Subculture, and Television Champion Takumi Inui keep coming up as potential finalists.



Jeff Andonuts: Hello again Renegades! The HOO of Havok Jeff Andonuts, here with two more E1 participants. Tonight, we have two guys that have been struggling in the tournament so far. The New Waver Erik Stone, and the veteran with a new name, Magic Mike.

Magic Mike: Uuu....I mean....Oooooo yeah! It's me, the hot stuff Magic Mike. The desire of EVERY lady.

Erik Stone: I think you're talking about me pal.

Magic Mike: They can't resist my "magic stick" Stone.

Erik Stone: I can respect that. Even though I was the one to get the win in our last match, I have to say it was an honor to take on Havok's original ladies man.

Magic Mike: Heh, you're alright. I like your style.

Erik Stone: I like your moves.

Amigo: What the hell is this?!

Jeff Andonuts: Amigo? What are you doing here? You're not in the E1.

Amigo: I KNOW I'M NOT! That's the problem idiot! I'm the World Warrior! I am the greatest pure athlete in Havok! I BEAT this guy and took away his gimmick! Why is HE in the E1, and I'm NOT?!

Jeff Andonuts: You lost to Magnum PT on the last show before the E1. I can't help that Smart Brain is watching when you're not at your best.

Amigo: He hasn't won a SINGLE match in the E1!

Magic Mike: The new gimmick just needs some time to warm up Amigo. Believe it or not, you've given me a new lease on life! I'm refocused on my greatest interest in life....women.

Amigo: No! You're not supposed to have a NEW lease! I destroyed your OLD lease! You were supposed to give up! You weren't supposed to make me throw up in the ring and lose! Now I'm not in the E1 thanks to you!

Magic Mike: Sucks to be you pal! Oooooo yeah!

Amigo: Gaaah! Damn you Mike! Damn you!





Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 5
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Kishin Kid[5] beat Erik Stone[2] via Hurricanrana -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[8] beat Grind[6] via Uppercut -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[7] beat Dragon Shiryu[2] via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[7] beat Tack Angel[6] via Smash Mouth Sliding M's -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Void[10] beat Magic Mike[0] via DDT -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block A: Doctor Degrees[4] beat Hexagon III[0] via PhDDT -> Pin
7. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[10] beat Hazard[4] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[9] beat Slam Master Jam[0] via DDT -> Pin

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 6
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[7] vs. Doctor Degrees[4]
2. E1 Climax Block B: Hazard[4] vs. Takumi Inui[7]
3. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[8] vs. Tack Angel[6]
4. E1 Climax Block B: Erik Stone[2] vs. Dragon Shiryu[2]
5. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[9] vs. Hexagon III[0]
6. E1 Climax Block B: Magic Mike[0] vs. Kishin Kid[5]
7. E1 Climax Block A: Slam Master Jam[0] vs. Grind[6]
8. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[10] vs. Void[10]

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Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 6
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[9] beat Doctor Degrees[4] via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block B: Takumi Inui[9] beat Hazard[4] via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[10] beat Tack Angel[6] via Small Package Reversal -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block B: Dragon Shiryu[4] beat Erik Stone[2] via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[11] beat Hexagon III[0] via Machbuster Suplex -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block B: Kishin Kid[7] beat Magic Mike[0] via Demon's Flight -> Pin
7. E1 Climax Block A: Slam Master Jam[2] beat Grind[6] Top Rope Slam Jam -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Block B: Void[12] beat Jackson Kain[10] via Embrace Undeth -> Pin



Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades, it's me, the Burt Lancaster of wrestling, Tommy Dukes! The E1 Climax is reaching its...climax. It's been quite and amazing ride hasn't it? We're not done yet though, as we have one more night before the HUGE HUGE HUGE final show, that's promising to be a mini-Victory Explosion in terms of how important it is. We've seen a lot of surprises, but what isn't a surprise to this guy is the rise of Real M's. The face of women's wrestling for years, she's gone from TUE winner, to Ace, to psychotic heel, to where she is now, a contender in the E1 Climax.

Real M's: I'm still a psychotic heel...just so you know.

Tommy Dukes: Don't doubt it for an instant.

Real M's: Diana, take a look. The newbie with the gold. Kaie? Are you watching this? They think they are the best. The New Wave that's going to change everything, but while Tess THINKS they have stabilized the Lady Renegades, I've just found another way to tear it apart. I'm breaking down the barriers ladies. This chick is on her way to the E1 Climax finals, and every win I get proves that we might as well just get rid of the Lady Renegades division. Earlier this year we saw #EVER showcase women more than capable of holding their own against the pathetic douchebag #hashtaggers. We saw what Lady Renegades holding male titles too. None of that compares to what I'm doing, and that's kicking ass, taking names, and ending the Lady Renegades division as a division.

Tommy Dukes: Wow! What a declaration! M's wants to make this a permanent thing! No more Lady Renegades division? Incredible.

Tack Angel: Hey M's, I'm really glad for you, but-

Real M's: Tack? Didn't I beat you already. Heh.

Tack Angel: That was a great match Tali, you really have been impressive in this tournament.

Real M's: ....You need to at least pretend that me beating you bothers you. You're taking the piss out of my win.

Tack Angel: Sorry.

Real M's: ....Well?

Tack Angel: Oh...I mean oh man....I can't believe I lost to you.

Real M's: .....that's all you can do?

Tack Angel: ...Sorry...I thought it was a great match.

Real M's: ...*sigh* What do you want?

Tack Angel: I just wanted to point something out. I thought it was interesting.

Real M's: Go on?

Tack Angel: On this final night of the Block stages, you have to win, and I have to beat Trevor for you to make it to the final night. If both of those things happen, you guys get to wrestle again.

Real M's: Yeah yeah, and it was so hot last time you've got to see it again right? You pervert.

Tack Angel: What?! No! That's not what I-

Real M's: Sure it is. The hottest couple of EBW and Havok reunited in a heated battle, the match everyone was waiting for. Who wouldn't want to see it again?

Tack Angel: I was just saying it's interesting because you have to rely on me winning to get there. I was just wondering what you thought about that. Having to rely on someone else.

Real M's: Did you REALLY think pointing this out to me was a good idea?

Tack Angel: At first....but now I'm slowly regretting it.

Real M's: Perhaps you should go.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'm gonna go.

Real M's: Tack?

Tack Angel: Yes?

Real M's: You'd better beat Trevor. The two of you have traded wins back and forth over the years. For your sake, you'd better be due.

Tack Angel: *gulp*


Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 7
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Magic Mike[0] vs. Dragon Shiryu[4]
2. E1 Climax Block A: Hexagon III[0] vs. Slam Master Jam[2]
3. E1 Climax Block B: Hazard[4] vs. Erik Stone[2]
4. E1 Climax Block A: Grind[6] vs. Real M's[9]
5. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[10] vs. Takumi Inui[9]
6. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[10] vs. Doctor Degrees[4]
7. E1 Climax Block B: Void[12] vs. Kishin Kid[7]
8. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[6] vs. Trevor Mach[11]

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Jeff Andonuts: Hello Renegades! I'm the HOO of Havok and BOY what an incredible E1 Climax this had been. I know I've been saying that a lot, but every night has seen big surprises and incredible, nail biting matches. We've come to this, the last night of the Block matches, were certain crucial matches will determine the final line up for E1 Climax Final Night. The biggest event we've thrown since since Victory Explosion IX. I'm joined by a man who has already assured his spot on the Final Night, the Havok World Champion Void.

Void: It was never in doubt. The word of Undeth, the gospel of nothingness, it has reached the masses, and the growing strength of our word and our message has given me strength, strength to go undefeated. I WILL be the first ever to be World Champion and E1 Climax winner at the same time. Undeth, the word, it will make history.

Jeff Andonuts: That's a good attitude but-

Smart Lady: Konichiwa! Smart Brain's been watching you Void. They like what they see, but they think it would be swell if you didn't try to get Undeth involved in your matches from here on out ok? Please understand and give a great effort on your own. In fact, to assure the finals of the E1 are not tampered with, the ring will be surrounded in fire! No one will get in to get involved, and the two fighters will settle it fair and square. We LOVE fair and square at Smart Brain. Please look forward to it! Arigato!

Void: .....



Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015! Night 7
Winters' Blizzard Arena, Winters
Havok Battle Network


1. E1 Climax Block B: Magic Mike[2] beat Dragon Shiryu[4] via Full Nelson Suplex -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Hexagon III[2] vs. Slam Master Jam[2] via Sitout Powerbomb -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block B: Erik Stone[4] beat Hazard[4] via DDT -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block A: Real M's[11] beat Grind[6] via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Jackson Kain[12] beat Takumi Inui[9] via Pop Up Shadow Kick -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block A: Subculture[12] beat Doctor Degrees[4] via Right Hook -> Pin
7. E1 Climax Block B: Void[13] vs. Kishin Kid[8] Time Limit Draw
8. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach[13] beat Tack Angel[6] via Macha Ye -> Pin -> Tack is in SO much trouble with M's!  

Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015!
Mt. Itoi Memorial Arena, Valentine
Havok Battle Network


1. #EVER Bro-Op Championship Ladder Match: Danny & Nossan vs Brawler Swift © & Ishihiro Tomo ©
2. Triple Threat Table Match: Hexagon III vs Magic Mike vs Erik Stone
3. 6-Man Tag: Grind, Hazard, & Killing Joke vs Slam Master Jam, Benjamin, & Plaid Pants
4. Royal Crown Championship: Doctor Degrees vs Dragon Shiryu ©
5. E1 Climax Block A: Trevor Mach vs Jackson Kain
6. E1 Climax Block B: Void vs Subculture
7. E1 MVP Tag: Kishin Kid & Takumi Inui vs Tack Angel & Real M's
8. E1 Climax Finals: Winner of Match 5 vs Winner of Match 6

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Smart Brain Presents: Havok E1 Climax 2015!
Mt. Itoi Memorial Arena, Valentine
Havok Battle Network


1. #EVER Bro-Op Championship Ladder Match: Brawler Swift©[o]/Ishihiro Tomo© beat Danny/Nossan via Title Grab -> Title Defense!
2. Triple Threat Table Match: Hexagon III beat Magic Mike and Erik Stone[x] via Table Break
3. 6-Man Tag: Grind/Hazard[o]/Killing Joke beat Slam Master Jam/ Benjamin[x]/Plaid Pants via Bio -> Pin
4. Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu© beat Doctor Degrees via Dragon Suplex -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. E1 Climax Block A: Jackson Kain beat Trevor Mach via Shadow Kick -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block B: Void beat Subculture via Embrace Undeth -> Pin
7. E1 MVP Tag: Kishin Kid/Takumi Inui vs Tack Angel/Real M's
7. Handicap: Kishin Kid/Takumi Inui vs. Tack Angel
7. Singles: Takumi Inui beat Tack Angel via Grand Impact Heart Punch -> Pin
8. E1 Climax Finals: Jackson Kain beat Void via Gutbuster -> Pin -> E1 Climax 2015 Winner!

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During the final match of the E1 Climax...



Firebrand X: Going somewhere Arremer?

Arremer X: ....Get out of my way.

Camilo Ortega: We can't do that.

Firebrand X: We've been looking everywhere for you. We both opted out of the E1 just to find you, and then don't show up until just now?

Arremer X: That's not my concern. You made that choice, just like I've made mine.

Firebrand X: I can't let you make that choice. See, I have a feeling Void suspected a match like the Ring of Fire would help keep interference out of the final match. I also know that a little thing like fire wouldn't bother you at all. Seems a little convenient. Maybe, he was just a little too afraid of the demon within me, and he thought you keep me at bay. I don't know what he told you, but you're being conned.

Arremer X: He set me free.

Camilo Ortega: What are you talking about?

Arremer X: When he shut me down, I lost awareness. I lost all feeling, all thought. It was all gone. Blackness....nothingness. That's all I saw. That's all that awaits me. I understood when I was put back together that that was the message Void was trying to send. There is only nothingness awaiting.

Camilo Ortega: Void is telling nothing but lies.

Arremer X: Ortega, I came here in the first place to hunt you down, and though you've returned to your "path of Heaven", where has it gotten you. You think the path is good for your "soul"? I am just a machine.....I have no soul. When I eventually break down, I will return to being nothing. The only thing keeping my machine mind from breaking down over the awareness of my own bleak future, is to have a mission, and my mission is now clear. Embrace Undeth.




Tommy Dukes: Holy Cannoli! That E1 Climax! What an amazing series followed by a nail biter of a finale! Jackson Kain shocked the world! He came back from a loss to Void, to beat Trevor Mach, and then beat the Havok World Champion and Undeth leader in a RING OF FIRE! The former action star is now poised to make history at our next big show, Havok Myth, which will see us going to Olympia for the first time in front of what promises to be a huge crowd at The Sanctuary. The wrestling world is hyped about this match, and the news just gets even bigger, as we've just found out, literally just now....Steve is holding up a sign behind the camera as we speak....the buffer match for the Havok World Championship will be inside a STEEL CAGE! That's going to be awesome. We're sure to see a lot of fall out from the E1. Void has promised that the movement is about to spread in a big way following the big show. We'll find out if Real M's intends to continue her campaign against her own division, to open up Lady Renegades to wrestling Renegades! Magic Mike and Erik Stone seem to have formed some kind of bond after the E1 as well. Slam Master Jam captured a HUGE win over Grind, and may have to look over his shoulder from now on, as that win did halt the momentum of the Undeth member. Grind may have other concerns in front of him though as you'll see later during Chaos TV! hype. Just so much stuff coming out of the E1, it's hard to recap it all. All I know is that the fall out will surely be felt at Havok Myth!


Smart Brain Presents: Havok Myth
The Sanctuary, Olympia
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok World Championship Cage: Void(c) vs. Jackson Kain



Dragon Shiryu: I fell short to capture the E1. My pride and honor as a warrior and ring saint have damaged, but I will rise from this stronger than before. Athena...we will be reunited soon.

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Tommy Dukes: Before Myth we have....what else...the Road to Myth, and Smart Brain has booked an incredible show coming off the E1 Climax. Three titles will be on the line. The Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships, the Royal Crown Championship, and the Havok World Tag Team Championships. We'll hear from the E1 Climax winner Jackson Kain, and we'll also hear from Real M's, who apparently has something to say to the Lady Renegades as well as Smart Brain. Havok World Champion Void has stated that the future will begin on this episode of Chaos TV! He has made ominous comments about the curtains being lifted, and the messengers returning from among the flock. I don't know what the flock he's talking about, but you won't want to miss this show.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Tack Pack vs. Undeth: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Killing Joke/Arremer X
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Death Idol Kikuri vs. Tracy
3. Tag: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Magic Mike/Erik Stone
4. Non-Title Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Amigo
5. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c) vs. Kaie/Sunny Malibu
6. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. Subculture
7. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Trevor Mach(c) vs. Grind/Hazard

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Jeff Andonuts: Welcome Renegades, to the first Chaos TV! since the E1 Climax! It gives me great pleasure to introduce the 2015 E1 Climax Winner Jackson Kain!

Jackson Kain: Thank you! Thank you! Hold the applause and save the autographs for later. Honestly, it's an honor to be holding this trophy. It's more important to me than every oscar I should have won.

Smart Lady: Please enjoy this accolade care of Smart Brain, the company of the future. Our respective employers are very proud of you Jackson Kain, and see you as a future beacon for both Havok and Smart Brain as a whole. Congratulations.

Jackson Kain: I appreciate it, but we all know I can't rest on my laurels here. I've got one last thing to do before you start calling me "The Guy" around here. Void, you're like a villain in one of my old action movies. You talk big, and you act big, but you CAN be beaten. You got me once, but I got you back better in the Ring of Fire where it mattered most. You and I have one more dance at Havok: Myth, and in that Steel Cage I'm going to beat you one more time and become Havok World Champion. Lights! Camera! Action! Jackson!




Trevor Mach: RJ! Daughter! I just wanted to wish you both luck on your big match tonight. You've been doing great, and I'm really proud of you.

Hope Mach: Thanks Dad, but I should be the one wishing you luck in the main event.

Trevor Mach: I don't need the luck honey. I've got the knees. The Dad thing to do is give all the luck to his daughter and her tag partner whom he is sleeping with.

RJ Havok: Classy Trevor.

Trevor Mach: I always do the classy thing.

Real M's: Hey team Mach, mind if I cut in?

Hope Mach: M's?

RJ Havok: M's, you bitch.

Real M's: RJ, you double bitch.

RJ Havok: What does that even mean?

Real M's: It means you're twice the bitch obviously.

Hope Mach: What are you doing here?

Real M's: I wanted to wish you luck too. Look, you might not like me these days, but I've always wanted you to toughen up and big the face of wrestling...when I was done being the face of course. What? It's a joke.

Hope Mach: .....Dad, what game is she playing?

Trevor Mach: Your Mom and I have....come to an understanding. "Frienemies" is the best term I think. "Frienemies" WITH A VENGEANCE!

Real M's: Yeah, I like that one.

Hope Mach: M's, I don't-

Real M's: Hope, even psycho bitches have a heart. Sometimes I show love with violence. I'm.....complicated. I was tired of being something I'm not, and that's not going to change. I'd still like to see you kick Kaie and Sunny Malibu's asses tonight.

Hope Mach: ....You'd better watch the match and see then, cause that's what we're going to do.

RJ Havok: Tonight, might just blow your mind.

Real M's: How about you blow me RJ?

RJ Havok: Kiss my ass.

Real M's: That an invitation?

Tracy: M's, what are you doing?

Real M's: Spending quality time with the daughter Tracy. You got a problem with that?

Tracy: I'm starting to have a problem with a lot of-

Real M's: That's nice. You don't own me Tracy. Nobody does. Remember that.

Tracy: ...You need to remember who I am and what we've been together!

Trevor Mach: All this chick fighting is making me frustrated/horny. I'm out of here! Good luck Hope and RJ!

Hope Mach: We're going to make you proud.

RJ Havok: A night you'll never forget.




Void: The message has been heard. The movement is spreading. The blind have been thwarted. The angels and demons have been beaten. The would be hero will be next, but that's not all. The rest of Havok will feel the message tonight. The sleepers, those lying in wait will awaken tonight. The word will change your lives, and nothing will be the same.



Chaos TV! returns after a huge E1 Climax! The amazing tournament saw Jackson Kain beat Mr. E1 Trevor Mach AND Havok World Champion Void on the same night to win the E1 Climax! Now, the road to Havok: Myth begins, and the road could get very dark, if Void's promises are fulfilled. Undeth have promised to reveal sleepers, but just how much damage could that cause. The Renegades would find out almost immediately...

The opening match was going to see Sal and Jamie of the Tack Pack taking on Arremer X and Killing Joke of Undeth. However, Jamie OD failed to appear for the match. Sal was left on his own, with Hippie and Tack Angel looking for Jamie on the outside. Sal figured that Undeth had attacked his partner and used that in this 2-on-1 contest. Sal was holding his own against an apathetic Arremer X and a frantic and confusing Killing Joke. Sal was trading blows with Killing Joke in the middle of the ring when suddenly Joke halted him and lifted up his mask. The Renegades were shocked, as a laughing Jamie OD appeared from under the hood. Sal was shocked as Arremer X blindsided him with a backdrop and set Sal up for the Penalty Kick. Killing Joke or rather Jamie OD pinned Sal Paradise for the 1-2-3. Jamie OD has been revealed as the Undeth sleeper, the Killing Joke seemed to be on the Tack Pack. After the match Jamie continued to attack Sal Paradise, leaving him covered in blood from multiple hard hitting kicks to the head. EMTs had to carry Sal out on a stretcher.



After that huge shocker, the fans were treated to an amazing match between Tracy and Death Idol Kikuri. Kikuri is quickly making a name for herself and her love of violence and blood. She seemed to scare Tracy, who seemed frustrated herself with recent events with M's. The combination lead to Kikuri spitting her own blood into Tracy's face and hitting the Burial Rain for the pin on the former Lady Renegade and Television Champion.



Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Walter Mondale of Wrestling, and I'm joined by Dragon Shiryu, the Royal Crown Champion. We know you had a less than stellar E1, but you came back nicely with a defense of the Royal Crown at the Climax Finals show. How did you feel about your performance?

Dragon Shiryu: Wins and losses are all apart of the journey. You take what you've learned from losses, and you make sure that you are never defeated by the same move twice.

Tommy Dukes: That's a good attitude to have. I have a question about your E1 Final Night performance. You came out clad in golden ring attire. I want to know what that was all about and if we're going to see it again?

Dragon Shiryu: The Golden Ring Cloth, was given to me by her. She raised my spirits and helped me burn my inner fire as a ring saint. The Golden Ring Cloth will return when needed, but my hope is to always be able to fight and win with my own power. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match tonight with a man I hold in high regard.

Tommy Dukes: Ring Cloth? Her? Who is she? Ring Saint? That interview just left me with more questions. Tonight, Shiryu will defend his Royal Crown Championship against Subculture. Stay tuned!


The next match saw the seemingly new team of Magic Mike and Erik Stone taking on the Tack Force of Jason Saxon and Tony Novus. The New Wavers were in full force here, with Mike being the sole veteran Renegade, but despite a rocky E1, the man with the redacted tits seemed renewed in this match. A Dragon Suplex on Novus gave them the pin and the win. After the match, Magnum PT rushed to the ring to congratulate the duo. They all three raised each other's hands in the ring. Show solidarity and potentially the start of a new stable.

Havok Television Champion Takumi Inui was quite impressive in the E1. Despite taking his first losses, he still nearly made it to the final night, which is impressive for a rookie New Waver. He took the losses and managed to defeat Tack Angel in a weird tag match that turned into a singles contest. Amigo was none to happy to be left out of the E1, and wanted to take it out on Takumi in this non-title match. Good showcase of grappler vs. striker, until Magic Mike, Erik Stone, and Magnum PT hit the ring. They put on a little bit of a show for the ladies in the crowd, leading to Amigo dry heaving his way into a Crimson Smash Superkick followed by the pin. Big win for Takumi under comedic circumstances.



Magic Mike: Ooooo Yeah! Look at this Renegades! What you see here is the start of something sweet and sleazy. The too hot to handle, too cold to hold, the ladies all want us, and we're going to win some gold kind of team.

Erik Stone: We're here to party. We're here to win, and we're here to wreck the weekend of ANYONE that wants to get in our way.

Magnum PT: Chief, you just put it perfectly. You might as well call us the Weekend Wrecking Crew.

Magic Mike: Now THAT is-

Amigo: MIIIIIKE!

Magic Mike: Oh here we go again.

Amigo: MIKE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Magic Mike: The same thing it was the last time you lost Amigo. Just Magic Mike showing off the ol' XXL and earning some dollars.

Amigo: During my match?!

Magic Mike: Your matches are the most boring, it makes the most sense.

Magnum PT: It's true Amigo. During the match where I beat you I was totally ready to fall asleep.

Amigo: ....I hate you ALL! What I bring is PURE Wrestling! TRUE Wrestling! Your stripper/porn star/Tom Selleck bullshit is NOT PURE Wrestling! I won't let this stand! You hear me!

Magic Mike: Sure bro, whatever you say. Whose up for tacos?

Erik Stone: Right here man.

Magnum PT: You know it chief.

Amigo: ..........MIIIIIIIIKE!


The next match would be the first of the title matches on this Chaos TV!, as RJ Havok and Hope Mach put the Lady Renegades tag belts on the line against former champion Kaie and Sunny Malibu. The New Wavers Kaie and Malibu haven't been working too well as a team, but the odd couple were on point tonight, taking it to Hope and RJ. Late in match, the amateur expert Hope hit a series of suplexes on Kaie and looked to tag out to RJ, but RJ suddenly jumped off the side of the ring and backed away. A stunned Hope was asking why as Kaie recovered and bashed Hope with the Celtic Hand Grenade and pinned her for the win. RJ stared coldly at the ring before heading to the back. What was she thinking, abandoning her best friend and the adopted daughter of her lover? This is some soap opera shit right here.



Dragon Shiryu and Subculture got things back on track with an amazing back and forth battle over the Royal Crown. The title that was formerly impossible to defend has before a highly desired prize since it's been claimed by the New Wave. Subculture, looking to continue to prove his worth in this new Havok world gave it an amazing shot against Shiryu. A Pay Per View caliber match saw Shiryu narrowly avoid the KO Punch to hit the Rozan Shoryu-Ha uppercut and score the pin, a clean title defense for the New Waver over a former Havok World Champion. After the match, the two shook hands in a show of respect. Subculture's hard road continues, but his never give up attitude continues to earn him respect among the Renegades.

Main event time, as the Tack Pack's leader Tack Angel and Trevor Mach put the Havok World Tag Team Championships on the line against Grind and Hazard of Undeth. A long running feud with twists and turns. Undeth got the drop on the Tack Pack earlier in the night, but would Tack and Trevor be able to recover from it? The answer was no. In the middle of the match, RJ Havok made her way down to the ring. A puzzled Trevor asked her was she was doing as she stood on the ring apron. She looked at both Trevor and Grind, her ex, before dropping to her knees and low blowing Trevor out of sight of the referee. A pained Trevor stumbled right into Grind, who seemed just as puzzled as Trevor, before hitting a Rolling Uppercut and pinning the Bad Man for the 1-2-3 and the big win. Grind and Hazard claimed the Havok World Tag Team Championships for Undeth. Trevor looked on as RJ made her way to the top of the stage, where Void was waiting. The Havok World Champion welcomed RJ into his flock, as he gave the order for Grind and Hazard to continue their attack. Another betrayal of the heart for Mach, as RJ Havok joins Undeth to end the show.



Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Tack Pack vs. Undeth: Jamie OD[o]/Arremer X beat Sal Paradise via Penalty Kick -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Death Idol Kikuri beat Tracy via
3. Tag: Magic Mike[o]/Erik Stone beat Jason Saxon/Tony Novus[x] via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
4. Non-Title Singles: Takumi Inui beat Amigo via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Kaie[o]/Sunny Malibu beat RJ Havok(c)/Hope Mach(c)[x] via Celtic Hand Grenade -> Pin -> NEW Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions!
6. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) beat Subculture via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin -> Title Defense!
7. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Grind[o]/Hazard beat Tack Angel(c)/Trevor Mach(c)[x] via Rolling Uppercut -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!

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12/08/2019 8:38 am  #354


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

After Chaos TV!...



Real M's: Real clever Smart Brain. You know I'm onto you, so you put me in an E1 match against my Ex, and then when I want to go on a TIRADE about you, you see fit to make sure my talk time gets cut from Chaos TV!? Bravo! Bra-fucking-vo! You're IN NO WAY stoking the flames of my curiosity. You have any idea how many shady people I've had to deal with in this sport? A whole shady company full of shady people just screams for me to take a look, and you let me know I'm on the right track with tactics like these. I'm here to do two things Smart Brain, kick ass and wreck your shit. Whatever plans you've got, you just forget about it. In the meantime, you can sit back and watch me smash the Lady Renegade's division and make some damned history!

Tess: Excuse me M's, I have no idea what you're going on about, but it was ME who had your tv time cut, and I'll tell you why.

Real M's: You'd damn well better.

Tess: You've been nothing but an embarrassment to the division since you had your "break down". I don't know what happened to you, but you throw away the legacy you were building for yourself, and you throw away my daughter's legacy so you two could do....whatever the hell it is that you do together.

Real M's: Tess, you just don't get it. I got tired of your shit, and I got tired of their shit. That wasn't me. That wasn't who I was, but I tried REALLY hard to suppress all that for the "good of the sport". This is the real deal sex appeal right now Tess. You want M's?! You're looking at her, and I'm DONE with trying to play these games. I wanted to make the division my playground to prove a point, that I could do it in the first place. That was the problem. If these Lady Renegades were as good as they were SUPPOSED to be, it should have NEVER happened. Now look, you've got that smug bitch holding the title, and who really cares? I don't know who you are. No one knows. They know you play mind games. Great. You got a belt that's become useless. Congratulations.

Diana: You think you're intimidating me M's? It's not working. Neither are your mind games. You won't trick me into giving you a title shot.

Real M's: I DON'T WANT IT! I want the division gone! It's a joke! It's never been what's it's needed to be, so might as well get rid of it! Get rid of you too Tess! Let whoever wants to stay fight to survive among the Renegades. It's 2015, all this PC shit about breaking down barriers. It's all garbage, but why the hell not see what would happen? We got rid of weight classes, so let's get rid of this division too. Let's be REALLY chaotic. Why the hell not?

Tess: I don't know why you want what you want, but I've been working VERY hard to make the Lady Renegades respected. I've poured my heart and soul into the division. I've given it everything, and I'm not going to just stop because you don't feel like "playing" anymore.

Diana: I may have just gotten here, but I've already learned how to play the game better than you ever could.

Real M's: You're a joke! All your new hires make me laugh Tess, except for the Death Idol, she's pretty hot, but if she's working with either of you, that puts her on my hit list too.

Tess: Well, that's good to hear actually, because now that she's beaten some sense into my daughter, I'll let Death Idol Kikuri do that to you too next week on Chaos TV!

Real M's: Good luck with that. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got more to say.

Diana: You really are blind to everything around you aren't you? Do you have any idea what's happened tonight cause it kind of concerns you.

Real M's: What are you going on about?


 

Tack Angel: Alright dang it, what in the blue heck just happened by golly. I mean gosh....I'm just so...frazzled by all this.

Retro Hippie: It's pretty obvious to me! The Tack Pack just got their butts handed to them!

Jason Saxon: Yeah, that was harsh.

Tony Novus: Sorry we weren't out there sooner to help guys.

Tack Angel: It's not your fault. We were not ready for that tonight. Not in the slightest.

Retro Hippie: EMTs said Sal might have a cracked skull. Definitely a concussion. Jamie really did a number on him.

Tack Angel: How is Jamie OD Killing Joke? I've SEEN them BOTH at the same time before.

Jason Saxon: I was wondering the same thing boss, but then I remembered that OD's had his arms covered up a lot as of late.

Tony Novus: Oh I get it. Joke had a bunch of arm tats, and Jamie was hiding them right in front of us.

Tack Angel: I guess that was the Killing Joke. Well I guess I just don't get humor....cause I don't think was a joke at all.

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: Trevor, what do you-

Trevor Mach: What? What do I think? I don't know, you figure it out "Boss".

Tack Angel: Dude, I'm so sor-

Trevor Mach: No! Don't apologize to me Tack...not right now. I know you can't help yourself, but stash that shit for later would ya? I'm still....I'm still trying to figure this whole thing out.

Tack Angel: ....I...I understand.

Trevor Mach: Do you? Cause I don't think you do bro! It's 2015, what was supposed to be the best year of my life, and look what happens. Do I have a target on my back or something? Chickens coming home to roost? Maybe I'm just a blind idiot.

Hope Mach: Dad, I-

Trevor Mach: Hope, I'm sorry. I should have been there.

Hope Mach: I guess we were both fooled.

Real M's: Hope? Trevor? Did I hear right?

Hope Mach: ....I-

Trevor Mach: Are you hear to gloat Tali? Yes, I got stabbed in the back AGAIN! Laugh it up.

Real M's: Do you see me laughing? Came to find out if it was true. That RJ really was a double bitch.

Trevor Mach: You're one to talk.

Real M's: Excuse me?

Tack Angel: Come on everyone.....let's uh....let's go get a big soft pretzel.

Trevor Mach: Hope's gone now, so go ahead and laugh it up.

Real M's: What is your problem?

Trevor Mach: Are you really asking me that right now? I'm a 2-time loser now, and I'm WAY beyond pissed, and I'm quite frankly, tired of this shit!

Real M's: So the bimbo turns out to be an Undeth sleeper agent.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, and the last one turned out to be a psychotic lesbian.

Real M's: HEY! I told you before that I was flexible. You chose not to see it.

Trevor Mach: Oh no, I saw it. I saw everything you think I didn't, but I was happy to play dumb. I guess that's my fault.

Real M's: Are you mad about RJ or me here?

Trevor Mach: I'm mad in general, and it's been long over due.

Real M's: What was long overdue was me finally deciding to stop being who everyone wanted me to be. This is who I am! I was NOT supposed to end up being the wife of a wrestler turned President.

Trevor Mach: Oh, well you didn't have to worry about that! The marriage was never official remember?

Real M's: Not my fault you didn't remember to fill out the paperwork.

Trevor Mach: NO! I never forgot, because I never had the chance! I found out that you had picked up the papers for me, but YOU never gave them to me. You didn't want to be tied down I guess. You just wanted me to think we were married.

Real M's: I wasn't wife material, I did you a favor.

Trevor Mach: You were to me! Don't act like you did me any favors. You're not a martyr here. You tried to crush me! For months you gloated about it! You tried to crush Hope! You tried to burn every bridge you could, and you only did that for yourself!

Real M's: I couldn't take it anymore! For all your bitching about white knights, you always coddled me, and treated me like I could do no wrong!

Trevor Mach: You got me wrong right there. The point was I didn't CARE if you were right or wrong, I was on your side! I was ALWAYS on your side, and the only person who made you hide who you were was YOU!

Real M's: Are you kidding me? You knew what I really was! You saw it Onett! That wasn't something making me into a monster, that was something telling me it was alright to be the monster that I am! That's who I am, but you didn't want that, you wanted your sweet sweet M's Style, who put up with your clownish shenanigans, and I did for awhile because you genuinely made me laugh, and nobody was able to make me laugh, but you made me feel like I had to hide who I was. You never wanted me to be "bad". You only wanted me to be "so bad" that it was hot. But you had lines you wouldn't cross, and I would.

Trevor Mach: Do you think crossing those lines would have made me change how I felt about you? Dammit Tali, you never knew me at all.

Real M's: I know all about you Trevor Mach. You're so self righteous, but look at you. 2014 I did what I did to us, and look where you are now. 2015's almost over, and you're still sleeping on Tack's couch!

Trevor Mach: That couch, is the most comfortable couch I've EVER slept on I'll have you know!

Real M's: I'm blazing new trails, while I have no idea what it is you're trying to do!

Trevor Mach: I'm trying to remember what the hell I did before you! I'm 32 years old now, but I'm NOT FUCKING OLD! I've still got life dammit! I feel better now than I did 10 years ago when I first started in this sport! I spent so many of those years thinking I found someone I could live with no matter what, and when that went bye bye I had to pick up the pieces. I was happy to have Hope, and I got my career and success back, but I've had this chip on my shoulder, this rage that I've tried to keep back for a year now, and I'm sick of it. This kind of shit should not happen twice! It shouldn't have even happened once! Tali, I'm not a good person. My best friend in the world insists that I am, but I'm a bad guy. I've done bad things, and I've hurt people. I don't even plan on stopping either, because while you found out who you were, I found out who I was. I'm the Bad Man. Even I don't deserve what you did to me. I didn't deserve it then, and I don't now.

Real M's: I-

Trevor Mach: I'M NOT DONE! The things I did for you Tali. I tried to save you Onett! I stood by and supported you every time you wanted to revive Sparkle, and every time it failed, I had your back when you were ready to pick up the pieces and try again. I blew up a fucking space station WITH MYSELF STILL IN IT just so you could make it back to Earth. That doesn't mean I feel like you had no choice but to stay with me, but what that means is that I deserved some damned respect, enough that you would have handled that better. But no, you reap what you sow, and I guess my sins deserve a double dip into this pool. Fuck this pool.

Real M's: *snicker*

Trevor Mach: ....I'm sorry...heh....are you laughing?

Real M's: "Fuck this pool".

Trevor Mach: ....*snicker*

Real M's: I don't recall you ever raising your voice to me before.

Trevor Mach: I held back a lot of that sort of stuff. You only get that luxury once I'm afraid.

Real M's: No, it's nice. About time you speak your mind.

Trevor Mach: You should have started a long time ago if it was going to be that much of a problem. Gloves are off though. "Real" M's, this is as real as it gets.

Real M's: Yeah....I guess it is.




Void: Do you doubt me Grind?

Grind: No...I don't...it's just-

Void: Either you do or you don't.

Grind: ....I don't.

Void: You came to us when you believed that the system you rebelled against was too strong. You couldn't change the world, so you threw the world away. Undeth saved you from your pointless battles.

Grind: Half of it was her. I lov-

Void: Love? Useless concept. The word isn't fair. It is what it is. We do what we must to make our point Grind. You've spent a year trying to figure that out, and now you're learning the lesson. We waited patiently for this. We purposely held back what we could do for this. Undeth is spreading the word like never before and nobody saw it coming. You need to keep perspective. Remember the word. Remember the message. We will share the gospel of the bleak and hollow together. She is just another disciple of the word. She always has been. She played a very well acted part to bring you to us, and to crush the spirit of one we never would get. We do what we must.

Grind: ....We...we do what we must.

Void: For the cause.

Grind: .....For the cause.




Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. New Wave 4-Way: Bashin Dan vs. Benjamin vs. Tom Yonk vs. Slam Master Jam
2. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva(c)/Hexagon III(c)/Los Tiburon(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Erik Stone/Magnum PT
3. Tack Pack vs. Undeth Singles: Tack Angel vs. Hazard
4. Tack Pack vs. Undeth Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Grind
5. Havok Television Championship: Takumi Inui(c) vs. Razorblade vs. Maniac
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's vs. Death Idol Kikuri
7. Tag: Jackson Kain/Degrees vs. Void/Jamie OD
8. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Arremer X

-


Tess: I want to remind you girls that are the building blocks of the future. You are the Lady Renegades that are going to build a division and legacy. I got rid of the past because of talent like you. Erica, the longest reigning women's champion, I got rid of her. Heather Mach, I got rid of her too. I told Murasaki to take a hike even though she threatened to kill me. MURA is gone. Valarie Dorado is gone too. That's right, I've culled the herd. You're the New Wave. I know right now that Kaie and Diana probably don't want to be standing here together right now. I know that Kaie probably doesn't want to be standing next to her own tag partner either. Kaie, you just don't like people do you. Too bad. We made the uncomfortable decisions, we perform the hard actions, because it's make or break time. I will NOT let M's kill this for me AGAIN! Sparkle died, but I WILL make the Lady Renegades mean something dammit! So tonight Kikuri, I don't care how much blood you spill, you make a point to her! The rest of-

Tracy: Mom....Mom!

Tess: Tracy? What do you want?

Tracy: .....We need to talk.




Myth is on the horizon, the big show in Olympia, where Havok will be for the very first time at The Sanctuary. A big show that will see E1 Climax Winner Jackson Kain take on Havok World Champions Void in a Cage Match. A lot has been happening, with Void revealing that....hey what's going on...don't take that camera. What are you-



RJ Havok: ....Undeth....is the answer. What happens to us? Nothing. Where do we go? Nowhere. What then are the reasons for anything? Acting moral? That would be a choice, and a useless choice. Better to embrace the truth. Makes it that much easier to put on a facade like I did. Trevor Mach, for a year I was the person closest to you. On the road...in bed...you poured out your heart and soul to me. I made up different names, and crafted my person until it perfectly fit your "ideal". We had some fun, we had some laughs, but it was all pointless. At the end of the day we determined that you could not see the truth, and if you would not accept the word, we would make you feel it. Did I crush your soul? Don't worry, it's just a construct. It's all just a construct. I used my mind and body with no regard for repercussions. No caring of what the unbelievers thought of me. I did what I had to do for the cause.

Jamie OD: I just did it because it was fun! AHAHAHA! Fooled you guys! Once a hooligan always a hooligan. Ahahaha!

Void: With one fell swoop, Undeth tear the heart out of the so called "Tack Pack". Imagine what I will do to you Jackson Kain. Unfortunate for you, this isn't one of your movies. This nightmare is as real as it gets.


The opening match saw Bashin Dan, Benjamin, Tom Yonk, and Slam Master Jam of the New Wave face off in a 4-way war. The four have been falling behind fellows New Wavers like Takumi and Shiryu. This match was going to put the spotlight on them and give them a place to showcase their skills. The Clash King Bashin Dan was the stand out performer. Once again, showing seeming enjoyment from taking hits, and coming back to hit even harder. Is that what it means to clash? These hot blooded types confuse me. Big finish came when Benjamin tried the spear on Dan only for it to be countered into the Brave Clash and the pin. After the match as Dan celebrated...



Kishin Kid: What a pathetic sight this is. Benjamin, you're a waste of space. Slam Master Jam, you won ONE match in the E1. Tom Yonk....who the hell even are you?

Tom Yonk: I'm the "Y Man".

Kishin Kid: Yeah, I don't actually care. Bashin Dan, you at least make me laugh. You seem to be a glutton for punishment. Does it get you fired up? What a joke.

Bashin Dan: You think it's a joke? Why don't you step into the ring and try me. I would enjoy the challenge.

Kishin Kid: Glad we're on the same page here Dan. You have to get through me if you plan on going forward, but that's not going to happen. I'm the wall for the New Wave! I won't let you get by me! I won't let you get anywhere that I'm not!

Bashin Dan: Let's do this!

Kishin Kid: Oh we will....just not tonight. Already talked to Jeff Andonuts. I'll be seeing you next week.


The next match saw the newly formed Weekend Wrecking Crew challenge the Anahuac Heroes and the Havok Trios Championships. I could tell you about, but you REALLY want to see the Weekend Wrecking Crew entrance...




Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades, it's me again, the John McCain of Wrestling Tommy Dukes, and I'm here with the World Warri-

Amigo: Stop right there. I'll introduce myself. I'm the World Warrior Amigo. World Warrior, that's a title I adopted back in EBW, when we were feuding with Capcom. It was then that I won the Capcom World Championship, and helped save the company from invasion. After a while I decided to leave and travel around the world, honing my craft, becoming a true World Warrior. I came back hoping to find challenges worthy enough of me. I wanted to come back and win the biggest prize in wrestling. What did I come back for? When I finally won the World Championship I had it taken away in a matter of minutes, and I've been kept away from the belt since then. Now, every match I engage in I have to deal with meat head, mullet clad morons! I think it's time I left and-

Magic Mike: Hold up! I don't think so Amigo.

Amigo: You! Leave me alone!

Magic Mike: You want to take the [Redacted] Tits and run?

Amigo: I thought taking your gimmick would knock some sense into you, but it's just made things worse! I'm here for athletic competition, not stripper hijinks!

Magic Mike: You joined Greed, don't tell me you were just here for the competition. You wanted the money pal. You wanted success handed to you on a silver platter.

Amigo: I wanted to wipe the slate clean and start things over here, so I'd have the opportunities I wasn't getting otherwise.

Magic Mike: Listen to yourself! You're taking yourself too seriously.

Amigo: You're not taking yourself seriously enough! How many times did I lose to you under that stupid gimmick, with your "Uuuus" and your obsession with your own [Redacted] Tits.

Magic Mike: You forgot how to laugh Amigo. You forgot that we came into wrestling to be the best and have some damn fun man! Erik Stone, he's a hilarious guy that's able to get me the numbers of any adult actress in the business. PT, I literally took his mustache once upon a time and he comes back from Edo all cool and chill about it. Those are the kinds of cats I want to hang out with, and together we're going to change wrestling like you and I did in the SURGE Generation.

Amigo: YOU JUST LOST!

Magic Mike: I've been doing that lately, it happens. Got to get used to the new gimmick. The wrestling world is changing man. We've got to change with it. You and I worked our asses off to do that and we've got the resumes to prove it. Maurice couldn't handle it and despite all his amazing talent, he fell by the wayside. I learned to adapt and you'd better learn too, cause it doesn't matter if you run, you'll never be able to outrun the embarrassment of knowing you gave up.

Amigo: ....Thank you Mike....I needed that.

Magic Mike: No problem. How about you come with me and the Weekend Wrecking Crew and get some brews?

Amigo: No...I still hate you all very much......thanks though.




Firebrand X: Mach.

Trevor Mach: ...Sup...been awhile bros.

Camilo Ortega: Where are the rest of the Tack Pack?

Trevor Mach: Nah man...that joke is done. After what happened last week, it just didn't seem fun anymore.

Firebrand X: That was harsh. I know a similar feeling myself.

Trevor Mach: Yeah....sorry about that.

Firebrand X: I put my career on hold to help Arremer X. Even when my girlfriend Gemma was cut from Havok, I didn't take action, and kept to the course of teaming with Arremer because I was hoping to make up for past mistakes.

Trevor Mach: What mistakes? What did you do? You didn't ask for them to make him. It wasn't your responsibility.

Camilo Ortega: No, it was mine. He came here to follow after me.

Trevor Mach: No, that was a different Arremer X. You guys are putting a lot of bullshit on yourselves that you don't need to.

Camilo Ortega: ....As are you.

Trevor Mach: ....Oh I get it! I see where you're going with this! Dammit, you slip these sneaky lessons and morals into our conversations and I'm going to have to rethink everything you guys say to me. That's just too much work bros. Tired just thinking about it.

Firebrand X: Just trying to get you fired up. It feels wrong to see the "Bad Man" dejected.

Trevor Mach: Dejected isn't the word I would use. Metaphorically having my heart take a nut shot. That's how I'd describe it.

Firebrand X: Undeth is going after all of us right now. We need to have eachother's backs if we're going to fight this thing.

Trevor Mach: Even Tack was saying that earlier, and he hates getting involved in this stuff. Don't worry the "Bad Man" has got your back if you need me.

Firebrand X: I appreciate that. I'm not much for conversation or encouragement, but don't let this get you down. It could be worse. You could be stuck behind a mask your own life.

Trevor Mach: I literally gave you that mask.

Firebrand X: ....Oh yeah.....my bad.

Trevor Mach: That's an awesome mask dammit!

Camilo Ortega: We've all lost something. We need to fight to get it back. They walk down a path, and we will walk down our own path. That path is the way to victory and justice.

Trevor Mach: You had me at justice.

Firebrand X: Gotta go Mach, I'm going to tear Arremer X apart in the main event.

Trevor Mach: Bring me his mask if you get it would ya? I'm sort of in this "blue" phase right now.

Camilo Ortega: Trevor...I...really shouldn't be getting into this, but about M's.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, it's weird what's going on with her right now isn't it?

Camilo Ortega: What's going on there?

Trevor Mach: I don't know Ortega. Something's changed. It's different you know. I took off the kiddie gloves with how I handled her last week and it felt great. We had like....our first argument, and we're not even together anymore.

Camilo Ortega: ....There's still love there I think.

Trevor Mach: Say whaaaaaaat? What are you talking about man? After all she's done to me? I got pissed off last week. I'm still pissed off! I'm a very pissed off guy Camilo!

Camilo Ortega: ...Would you be pissed off if you didn't care?

Trevor Mach: ....Dammit!

Camilo Ortega: I've learned that walking the path of Heaven, and making up for my own mistakes should be helping others. That's why I've been working with Firebrand X and Arremer X. I wanted to make up for the hell we went through. I want to help you with this too.

Trevor Mach: Thanks Ortega, but I don't know how you could. Things are so damn complicated right now.

Camilo Ortega: You.....remember how I came from the future?

Trevor Mach: Actually...I'd completely forgotten. How the hell did that happen? That's kind of something you'd remember don't you think?

Camilo Ortega: Well in my travels I learned that I couldn't change some things, but some things I could. I learned that some things are destiny. Now I don't know if what is or isn't destiny, but when I think back on what happens to you and her.

Trevor Mach: What? What happens?

Camilo Ortega: ....I shouldn't tell you. I will say this though, be honest with yourself and realize there may still be a future there. Maybe a bit of a twisted future with you two involved....but for you...a happy one maybe. Just think about it.

Trevor Mach: ....Thinking hurts dammit....but I will....thanks bro. *sigh* What am I going to do?


Tack Pack was seemingly disbanded, but Tack and Trevor were still banded together to take on Undeth in Singles competition. The two matches kicked off with Tack Angel taking on Hazard. Mach and the other disciples of Void agreed to hang in back for this match, as the two went toe to toe. Great match up, with Hazard looking to score the big win after a Bio-Hazard. 1-2-Kickout! Tack Angel fought back and hit a series of high kicks that lead to the Angel Driver and the 1-2-3! The 1 Guy out of 100 Ace scored the win.

The next match saw Trevor Mach and Grind face off in a rematch of their epic E1 battle. A very heated contest, with a pissed off Mach taking it to the Undeth luchablader, who seems to be very confused about his own groups actions as of late. The confused would continue, as RJ Havok made her way to ring side and tripped up Mach. Grind was hesitant to act on it, but Mach turned around into a Rolling Uppercut none the less. 1-2-3! Grind got the win back, but seemed more concerned on trying to talk to RJ. She left through the crowd, with Grind in pursuit. That's when Jamie OD and Hazard came out to attack Mach...


The crowd was still stunned by the previous events as we hit the Television Championship match. Razorblade and Maniac have singles each other out as rivals since debuting, and despite not making it to the E1, Smart Brain deemed them a fit for a title challenge against Takumi. They both seemed to put things into perspective, targeting Inui for this match, as more than pride was on the line this time. However, Maniac tricked Razorblade and threw him in front of a Crimson Smash before leaving the ring while he took the fall. Takumi won the match, and Razorblade recovered to chase down Maniac for another memorable pull apart brawl between the two.

Real M's came to the aid of Trevor Mach earlier in the night, and came out sans Tracy for her match against Death Idol Kikuri. The bloody idol was sent to send a message that M's would refuse to accept. A bloody brawl, that had both ladies wearing crimson masks before a new focused M's scored the victory following the Sexy Strong Stunner. After the match, Tess came down to chew out M's. Real M's responded by smearing Kikuri's blood on Tess's face and walking away laughing.

The semi-main saw the E1 Climax Winner Jackson Kain and Degrees take on Havok World Champion Void and the Killing Joke Jamie OD. A great match and preview of what could happen at Myth, but as expected, Grind and Hazard came out to overwhelm the team and try to put the hurt on Kain. Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega came out to make the save, running Undeth out of the ring. Void ordered Arremer X out to the ring, as they left. Jackson Kain and Degrees chased down Undeth, while Firebrand X stared down Arremer X. The semi-main bled right into the main event, as the two traded blows. Arremer X seemed cold and uncaring during the match, not really fighting back, and only doing enough to enrage Firebrand X further. Eventually Arremer X just left the ring. The Renegades booed as he threw away their chance of seeing the Brothers X collide, as Firebrand X got a bittersweet victory via Count Out. Just what is going on in the CPU on Arremer X?

Void: You will never defeat me again Jackson Kain. I ran a gauntlet of the supposed best before finally having a narrow defeat to you. I learn from my mistakes. The power of the word is too strong, and when this title, this symbol is up for grabs, I will be unbeatable. He who hold the belt has the attention of the entire world, and I will use that attention to show the power of Undeth. You won't be able to defeat me, and even with the Doctor, you don't have the numbers to face us.

Jackson Kain: That's where you're wrong pal. Go ahead and play us for chumps this week, but next week is going to be a different story.

Degrees: After a recent group dissolved we had a couple of old friends who were just dying for a chance to join us. How could we say no?

Jackson Kain: We've brought the band back together!




Jackson Kain: You may have RJ, but you don't have the TaskForce!

Jason Saxon: Tack Pack was great, but this is where we belong!

Tony Novus: Besides, I'm pretty sure Tack didn't like us.

Degrees: Next week, we challenge you to an 8-Man Tag!

Void: It's your funeral.


Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. New Wave 4-Way: Bashin Dan beat Benjamin[x], Tom Yonk, and Slam Master Jam via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva(c)/Hexagon III(c)/Los Tiburon(c)[o] beat Magic Mike[x]/Erik Stone/Magnum PT via Full Nelson Suplex -> Pin -> Title Defense!
3. Singles: Tack Angel beat Hazard via Angel Driver -> Pin
4. Singles: Grind beat Trevor Mach via Rolling Uppercut -> Pin
5. Havok Television Championship: Takumi Inui(c) beat Razorblade[x] and Maniac via Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's beat Death Idol Kikuri via Sexy Strong Stunner
7. Tag: Jackson Kain/Degrees beat Void/Jamie OD via DQ
8. Singles: Firebrand X beat Arremer X via Count Out

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After Chaos TV!...



Tack Angel: Whoa! What in the wild world of sports was that man?

Trevor Mach: I don't know....I don't know!

Tack Angel: Have you forgotten the last year? Did you suffer even more brain damage? Do you need a CAT scan?

Trevor Mach: Already had one.....turns out it was a tabby.

Tack Angel: .....

Trevor Mach: ......Cause it was a CA-

Tack Angel: Yeah I know! Gosh golly gee whiz Trevor! I don't know if you're thinking this through! Use your head!  

Trevor Mach: I only use two things to think, my heart and my balls, and they were both in control out there!

Tack Angel: Gee, I wonder why.

Trevor Mach: I don't know what I'm doing alright, but I didn't see you out there backing me up!

Tack Angel: I was on my way! She hit me with a fire extinguisher and stepped over me on the way out there!

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: You're trying not to laugh right now aren't you? You think this is all pretty funny don't you? Things are getting crazier and crazier and you...just when I think you couldn't possibly get any dumber....you go and do this....

Trevor Mach: And totally redeem myself?

Tack Angel: What? No! You do this and put yourself at the ultimate risk.

Trevor Mach: Risk is part of the game brah. Ooo, you want to play Risk?

Tack Angel: I think we have other stuff to talk about. Like what we're going to do next. Is the TackPack disbanded? I was JUST getting used to it! I even recorded the theme song like you all wanted.

Trevor Mach: Yes and we all laughed about that, but Jamie OD decided he wanted to be a psychotic dick. Task Force are back with Action Jackson and the Doctor. Sal Paradise has a fractured skull. Hippie and Tomo-kun are busy in #EVER! I think it's safe to say it's just you and me now brother. We're on our own.

Tack Angel: Well what do we call ourselves? You come up with a new name ever week! Are we the RAD Dudes?

Trevor Mach: No man. It's personal now, like 80's personal, which is much more personal. We've got to get Bad! We're the Bad Dudes! What do ya say?

Tack Angel: Do I have a choice?

Trevor Mach: No.

Tack Angel: Oh, well alright then. Bad Boys for life I guess.

Trevor Mach: No, I said Bad Dudes.

Tack Angel: Yeah I know, I was just trying to-NEVERMIND!


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Tracy: M'S! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAT?!

Real M's: ....I don't know.

Tracy: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! AFTER EVERYTHING WE DID TO DESTROY HIM YOU GO AND NOT ONLY SAVE HIM BUT KISS HIM TOO?! HOW COULD YO-

Real M's: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Tracy: ....

Real M's: I don't know what I'm doing, but don't act like you're so hurt about this. You need to stop treating me like your damn meal ticket, and you need to stop thinking I won't beat your ass if you talk to me like that.

Tracy: You let Trevor talk to you like that. Yeah, I saw that too.

Real M's: Yeah I did, and that's my prerogative. Letting you talk to me that way isn't going to fly. I'm starting to realize I made a few mistakes here alright. I'm a psychotic bitch, and I like to hurt people. They don't even have to be bad people, they just need to be in my way quite frankly. That's not the mistake though. MAYBE the mistake was YOU!

Tracy: WHAT?! M's I-

Real M's: ...Or maybe I'm just fucking with you. Maybe I'm just getting into his head for another round of head games. Now WOULD be the perfect time. You ever think of that?

Tracy: Oh....OH! Oh alright, well-

Real M's: I'm bullshitting you, that's not what's happening.

Tracy: Hey!

Real M's: Or is it?

Tracy: This isn't funny!

Real M's: No, it really isn't. Tracy, I don't know what the hell is going on here. I do know that you've been a spoiled brat, who did whatever she had to do to get what she wanted, even sleeping with her sworn enemy to get her out of the way to help her win the title.

Tracy: You trying to hurt me?

Real M's: No, that's what I like about you. What do you really think this is though? Where do you think this is going.

Tracy: I-I don't understand.

Real M's: Neither do I. Neither do I. I need to break some shit....clear my head.

Tracy: ...Oh yes...yes of course.




Tommy Dukes: It's me, Tommy Dukes here, the "King K Rool" of Wrestling, and I've got the scoop for you regarding Myth. The big show is coming soon, with one final Chaos TV! to go. The next show will be taking place in Olympia at the Parthenon. The main event will see Jackson Kain's Team taking on Undeth in a big 8-Man Tag match! We'll also see title matches and more #1 Contender battles on the Chaos TV! in Olympia!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
Parthenon, Olympia
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Amigo vs. Tom Yonk
2. Royal Crown Championship #1 Contender: Takumi Inui vs. Bashin Dan
3. Slam for ALL The Jams: Trevor Mach vs. Slam Master Jam
4. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Real M's/Tracy vs. Kaie(c)/Sunny Malibu(c)
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Dragon Shiryu
6. Lady Renegades #1 Contender: Hope Mach vs. ?
7. 8-Man Tag: Void/Grind/Switchback/Jamie OD vs. Jackson Kain/Degrees/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
The Sanctuary, Olympia
Havok Battle Network


1. No Rules Singles: Razorblade vs. Maniac
2. Havok Trios #1 Contenders: Kinniku Mike/Magnum PT/Erik Stone vs. Tom Yonk/Slam Master Jam/?
3. Havok Trios Championship: Kiva(c)/Los Tiburon(c)/Hexagon III(c) vs. TBA
4. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. TBA
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega vs. Jamie OD/Arremer X/Grind/Switchback
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Diana(c) vs. TBA
7. Havok World Championship: Void(c) vs. Jackson Kain



Budget Lady: Hello sir, how can I help you?

Amigo: Yeah, I've got a rental car to pick up.

Budget Lady: What's the name?

Amigo: Amigo.

Budget Lady: Amigo what?

Amigo: ....Just Amigo.

Budget Lady: ...Are you one of those wrestlers?

Amigo: Yeah....that I am.

Budget Lady: Hey I know you! Are you really the "Y Man" Tom Yonk?

Amigo: Tom Yonk? TOM YONK?! Do I look like a "Y Man" to you? I'm Amigo! The World Warrior! Dammit!

Budget Lady: Shame....I like Tom Yonk.

Amigo: Unbelievable.

Budget Lady: Well Mr. Amigo, it looks like we have your reservation, but we don't have a car for you.

Amigo: Excuse me? You have the reservation right? You just said you did.

Budget Lady: Yes, we have that you reserved a 6000 SUX, but we don't have one in right now.

Amigo: But you have the reservation. I reserved one.

Budget Lady: I'm so sorry, I-

Amigo: See, when you have a reservation, you RESERVE THE CAR! You seem to be able to TAKE the reservation, but what you FAIL AT is HOLDING the reservation!

Budget Lady: Sir, I'm sorry. We DO have a compact car in stock.

Amigo: ....*sigh* Whatever. Can I at least ask WHO took the last 6000 SUX.

Budget Lady: Well according to this, a man who signed Mr. Y did. Wait....wait....that was....THAT was Tom Yonk! I can't believe I missed him.

Amigo: ........YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!

Budget Lady: Sir, yelling won't get you your car any faster.

 

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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades, it's me, the Brian Bosworth of Wrestling Tommy Dukes! The Renegades are off to Olympia, for what is sure to be an incredible 1-2 punch with Chaos TV! and Myth. Meanwhile, it turns out that Smart Brain is taking time to focus on #EVER, having seen the last episode that scared off viewers in DROVES. LITERALLY DROVES! As it turns out, Good News Gary, Kevin Duh, and Rince Vusso are OUT!



Good News Gary: This is NOT Good News! This is not Good News at all! This is in fact....BAD News!

Retro Hippie: Depends on who you're asking really.

Good News Gary: YOU DID THIS! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST JOB TO RAINS!?

Smart Lady: Please understand, Smart Brain just doesn't have anything for your vision of #EVER. We apologize, but we hope that you enjoy what we have in store in the future.

Retro Hippie: That giant face monitor is unsettling.

Swift: ....It really is.

Retro Hippie: You can see up her nose....it's well groomed.

Good News Gary: YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE END OF ME! I am going to get my Manager's License and lead SWORD straight to the TOP!

Retro Hippie: There goes one terrible boss.

Swift: Makes you wonder who is next....by that I do mean you....because I don't give a shit. >:C

Smart Lady: Fear not #Hashtaggers, because Smart Brain will take care of everything.


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Tommy Dukes: Speaking of #EVER, a new stable will debut whenever it is that Smart Brain brings back #EVER....I'm sure it's going to be GREAT. Ah, who am I kiddi-



Noah Jennings: HAHAHA! You think you've all seen the last of me? Do you know who I am? I'm the Purple Perpetrator! I'm Noah Jennings. #EVER is going to change, and I'm going to be the one who changes it. I'm taking over, but I'm not going to do it alone. I have with me my new powerful stable, the Rouge's Gallery! First, I introduce a legendary #EVER veteran Senor Box!

Senor Box: .....*Puh!*

Noah Jennings: Next, we have Jelly Jiggler!

Jelly Jiggler: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler, and I'm back AGAIN AGAIN! But this time it's for all the Jiggles!

Noah Jennings: Then we have our MONSTER enforcer! The vicious newcomer Shark Whalberg!

Shark Whalberg: .....

Noah Jennings: Why are you expecting him to talk? He's a freaking SHARK!

Jelly Jiggler: You gave Senor Box time to talk.....and he's a box.

Noah Jennings: Quiet you! The Rouge's Gallery is coming in, and we're gonna....we're gonna get you guys! With Sharks, Boxes, and Jelly!


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Real M's: Hey.

Trevor Mach: Hey yourself.

Real M's: So....things are getting a little crazy huh?

Trevor Mach: Tends to be the case with us.

Real M's: I don't know what happened, but I don't regret it happening.

Trevor Mach: You saved my ass. I don't regret it either.

Real M's: Just paying you back. You were right before...you helped me out quite a few times.

Trevor Mach: What happened to us?

Real M's: I think we were trying to be two people that we're not, but it just so happens that we actually prefer each other for who we really are.

Trevor Mach: ...It's kind of funny when you think about it.

Real M's: Look Trevor, it's obvious that whatever we are isn't going  away. What are we going to do about this.

Trevor Mach: I've been asking myself the same question, and I don't really know. When I....when I kissed you...it was impulse.

Real M's: Same for when I kissed back.

Trevor Mach: I just...need to wrap my head around all of this I think.

Real M's: Yeah, me too. I'll leave you be then. Go

Trevor Mach: Alright, thanks Tali.

Real M's: Trev?

Trevor Mach: Yeah?

Real M's: This thing with Tracy, it was always just a fling. She was using me, and I was using her. She was my ticket....my ticket to just being myself.

Trevor Mach: Yeah I know. My ego would never allow me to think I turned you to women 100%.

Real M's: Oh Trevor....never change.

Trevor Mach: *sigh* This is tough. Things are so much different now, but after what happened with RJ...I just don't know.




Trevor Mach: This whole year has changed me, and after all I've done, and all she's done. What about Hope? I just....I just don't know. What do you think?



Trevor Morris: What are you asking me for? I just write the story and make the pictures.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that's true. Wait a minute....wouldn't that mean you know EXACTLY what I SHOULD do and what I'm GOING to do?

Trevor Morris: Uh...look at that, the post is ending. Gotta go.

Trevor Mach: *sigh* Typical me.


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Announcer: Welcome to the Night of Frights Renegades! Tonight, is a special LIVE edition of #EVER straight from the Halloween capital of Eagleland. No, it's not the town of Halloween. We got a town named after just about every other holiday though. Yes, even the town of Flag Day. No, this is from the town where the dead outnumber the living 2 to 1. No, I'm not talking about Chi-Town either, but give that a few more years and we'll see. No, it's back to Threed for the #EVER Super Spooky Halloween Frightstravaganza!!!! Let's take you to that spooky old tent in the middle of town right now!



Good News Gary: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HEEEELP!

Retro Hippie: Holy Hippie Hell! Is everybody alright?

Danny Leung: What the hell Nosan?! This is all your fault!

Nosan: I just had a papercut! How was I supposed to know that would cause them all to go crazy. Guess I get a "Z" in Zombology.

Swift: Not the time....really not the damn time you punk ass fools.

Retro Hippie: Well I guess this show is cancelled then.

Good News Gary: That is NOT Good News!

Danny Leung: OH NO! THEY'RE GOING TO GET SENOR BOX!!!

Retro Hippie: ......I think he'll be fine.


*pzzzht*

Steve: Cut transmission!

Network Technician: What? What are we SUPPOSED to air?

Steve: Uh....THIS!



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Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades, it's the Bill Thorndyke of Wrestling, Tommy Dukes here, to give you more info on our way to MYTH! It looks like the New Wave is here to stay, but LOOK OUT, a second wave is coming! That's right, you'll be able to "Catch The Wave" all over again, as the New Wave project enters Phase 2 as Smart Brain has been calling it. We have a video of the first New Waver of Phase 2, and it's a Lady Renegade with an "interesting" backstory...



Tess: I told you all that I was scouring the world looking for new talent. I'm rebuilding the Lady Renegades division from scratch, and that has already lead to Lady Renegades like Kaie and Diana having great success. The Second Wave will bring you many more Lady Renegades. The first goes by the name of Iroha. She hasn't given me much on her backstory, but from the looks of it, she's likens herself to a Samurai, making sense since she's another import from Edo. At least...I think she is. She was talking crazy about all this stuff, but I didn't hire her for that, I hired her because I've seen her fight and I definitely think she has what it takes.

Iroha: I'm not crazy. I'm....I'm from the future! I'm really from the future! I came here to fight, to change the future, and to find my master. Only he can save the world!

Tess: .....You guys see what I mean. Screwy ain't she? Iroha, all you have to do is fight, and fight well. Anything else you want to do is your business. The Lady Renegades are going to be the toughest and the best so-

Tracy: Mom! We have to talk!

Tess: *sigh* Not now Tracy, I already told you no.

Tracy: I need this Mom! I need-

Tess: Tracy, YOU did this to yourself. You were going to be a wrestling legend, and you threw it all away. You want to have my attention? I'll make it easy for you. We're adding a match to the Chaos TV! show in Olympia. It's a Battle Royale. The winner will face Hope Mach later in the night for the #1 Contendership. The next #1 Contender is going to earn it! We'll see what you can do then. That goes for you too Iroha.

Iroha: I understand.

Tracy: This is such bullshit Mom!

Tracy: Don't you walk away from me young lady! *sigh* Kids.




Dragon Shiryu: My lady Athena, I have returned to Olympia.

Athena: I welcome your return Shiryu. You have fought well and with honor in my name.

Dragon Shiryu: A Ring Saint of Athena must always be willing to risk his life for victory. I have done that, and I will continue to do so for you and for the flowing waterfalls of the Rozan Peaks.

Athena: Be cautious Shiryu. Sending you to Eagleland was not just to fight in my name. It was to prepare you for what is coming next.

Dragon Shiryu: What is the next challenge my lady?

Athena: He has been reborn. Long have I suspected this, but now that he is close, I feel it now more than ever.

Dragon Shiryu: Who has been reborn?

Athena: Hades, the lord of the Underworld, and he among you in Havok.

Dragon Shiryu: You mean-

Athena: One of the Havok Renegades is the reborn Hades, and he is closer to me than he has ever been before. We must be ready for anything.

Dragon Shiryu: .....Who could it be?


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Havok has traveled to Olympia for the first time, in 2 show week that would see a Chaos TV! at the famous Parthenon before the Myth Special Event at the Sanctuary arena. Olympia is home to a facinating culture, with the people serving a mysterious woman named Athena. The woman is seen as something of a Goddess, and as such they were highly protective of her, with her guardians surrounding the ring in case of trouble. This tour would be a homecoming of sorts for Dragon Shiryu, who hails from the Rozan Five Peaks, but has made Olympia his home away from home in the name of Athena.

The opening match saw the Lady Renegades fill the ring for a Battle Royale. The winner would make their way to a match with Hope Mach later in the night, and that winner would go on to face Diana at Myth. The debuting Iroha made a big splash as part of the Second Wave, eliminating Kaie as she was trying to eliminate her own tag partner, leading to a surprise victory for the newcomer. The stoic looking samurai lost composure for a bit and celebrated the big win jumping up and down before regaining composure and heading to the back a bit embarrassed.

Amigo came out to a cold reaction for a match against Tom Yonk. Yonk, the man that took Amigo's rental car had no idea what kind of a beating he had in store for him, as Amigo took out all of his frustrations on the Y Man. The boos turned to cheers for the manic Amigo, something came to something of a shock to the man himself. An Olympic Slam and an Ankle Lock lead to the Submission. For the first time in a few weeks Amigo had a smile on his face on the way out.

One of the two biggest names in the New Wave, Takumi Inui holds the Television Championship, but after yet another huge match with Bashin Dan, the match that initially put the New Wave on the map, Takumi may have the chance to become a double champion. Bashin Dan has tremendous heart, which is why Inui had to Heart Punch said heart to keep him down for this match. Takumi Inui will take on Dragon Shiryu at Myth, a match that previously lead to a death and rebirth, both via the Heart Punch.

Slam Master Jam tried to make a name for himself by challening Trevor Mach to not just a Slam Jam, but a Slam for ALL the Jams! Hoping to capitalize on Mach's bad knees, Slam Master Jam had two b-ball baskets lowered above the ring, with the winner having to perform a slam dunk before pin could happen. Problem was that SMJ forgot the part where Trevor Mach's knee problems had been taken care off. Still, it turned into a comical match when neither man was able to get the vertical leap needed for a Slam Dunk. They both stood in the ring just kind of awkwardly shrugging, until Mach got the idea of running and jumping off the back of the referee to get a slam dunk. Trevor swung from the hoop towards Slam Master Jam and hit the Macha Ye from the hoop before getting the 1-2-3. After the win, Tommy Dukes asked Mach what he was going to do next.

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Randy Anderson of Wrestling, and I'm here with Trevor Mach. Mach, this was a different kind of match for you. I understand after all that's been happening with the betrayal of RJ and the dissolution of the Tack Pack that you would need to regroup, but what's next for Trevor Mach.

Trevor Mach: The only thing that's for sure about Trevor Mach....is that nothing's for sure......but yeah I'm totally going to be picking a fight with someone OH so special at Myth. Get Hype!


As Mach walked by the seating where Athena was watching, she could be seen talking to her guards in gold. They made an effort to stand in between them as he walked by. A puzzled Mach shrugged and walked off. This was actually something that had happened earlier in the night as well, when Takumi Inui walked by. Wonder what that's all about?

Real M's and Tracy were set to make a run at Kaie and Sunny Malibu's Lady Renegade Tag Championships next. The timing could not be more perfect, as Kaie and Malibu were arguing over the events of the Battle Royale earlier in the night. Problem was that an apathetic M's came out by herself. Not caring about the title picture of the division, she was more interested in breaking down the barriers in wrestling. Tracy was nowhere to be seen for the match, so M's had to hold her own. A rough test for her, until Tracy finally did come down to the ring with a chair in hand. She smashed Kaie with it and sent her out of the ring, leading to the DQ. Tracy turned to the bloody M's and teased hitting her as well, before throwing down the chair and walking off.

The next match was the match of the night, as the 1 in 100 Ace Tack Angel took on Royal Crown Champion Dragon Shiryu. For a change, Tack was not receiving the biggest pop of the night, that was actually directed towards Shiryu for his big homecoming. A fantastic back and forth match that managed to reach a full thirty minutes. Incredible time limit draw.

Hope Mach battled the newcomer Iroha for the shot at Diana and the Lady Renegades Championship at Myth. Iroha showed incredible talent earlier in the night, but Hope Mach was on fire with her amatuer style, and properly welcomed Iroha to Havok with a pin via Olympic Slam. After the match Diana and Kikuri rushed to the ring and attacked Hope. Iroha recovered and helped run the champ off. Earning the respect of Hope Mach.

The main event featured a HUGE 8-Man Tag with #1 Contender Jackson Kain, Degrees, and the TaskForce taking on Havok World Champion Void and his Undeth group. Arremer X was watching the backs of Undeth, which meant that Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega were not too far off either. Big clash of the groups, but Undeth had the edge in this match, with an angle no one was really thinking of until now. RJ Havok might have betrayed Trevor Mach, but she was aligned with Kain, Degrees, and TaskForce first. They too were caught off guard as she came to the ring, and it became apparent how cunning the Havok World Champion really is. Athena herself decided to leave during the match as Void hit the Chaos Theory on Novus to score the pin. The group took a beating by Undeth, as Void himself sent his Myth Challenger to the mat with a Chaos Theory. The #1 Contender Jackson Kain will be heading into Myth on the ropes. Will he be able to overcome his biggest challenge and liberate wrestling's biggest prize from the dominant champion?

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV! Road to Myth
Parthenon, Olympia
Havok Battle Network


1. Lady Renegades Battle Royale: Winner: Iroha
2. Singles: Amigo beat Tom Yonk via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission
3. Royal Crown Championship #1 Contender: Takumi Inui beat Bashin Dan via Heart Punch -> Pin
4. Slam for ALL The Jams: Trevor Mach beat Slam Master Jam via Slam Dunk Macha Ye -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Kaie(c)/Sunny Malibu(c) beat Real M's/Tracy via DQ -> Title Defense!
6. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Dragon Shiryu ended in Time Limit Draw!
7. Lady Renegades #1 Contender: Hope Mach beat Iroha via Olympic Slam -> Pin
8. 8-Man Tag: Void[o]/Grind/Switchback/Jamie OD beat Jackson Kain/Degrees/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus[x] via Chaos Theory -> Pin

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12/08/2019 8:41 am  #356


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

The show opens with Subculture and Lady Renegades #1 Contender Hope Mach standing on a stage outside of the The Sanctuary in Olympia.

Subculture: Hey Renegades, it's me, the guy with the worst luck Subculture. I'm sorry I couldn't compete tonight with the rest of the Renegades and Lady Renegades, but I'm injured after my run ins with Undeth. Make no mistake though, I will recover, and I will be back.

Hope Mach: *signing while talking* I'm Hope Mach, the #1 Contender for the Lady Renegades Championship. Havok is full of action and jokes, but what isn't a joke is the danger we put ourselves through. I can't hear-

Subculture: And I can't see. While that doesn't talk either of us, it changes our perspective on things. We each feel wrestling very differently than you might. For example, I don't get to see the action. I have to feel it. I have to sense it.

Hope Mach: I don't get to hear it. I too have to feel it. I have to feel the vibrations of my music, and when I'm in the ring I have to feel the vibrations of the ring.

Subculture: Let's see if you can enjoy Havok the same way if you can't see it. Enjoy tonight's TEXT ONLY recap of Havok: Myth.


The camera cut to Arremer X preparing for his match later in the night. Firebrand X approached.

Arremer X: I have nothing to say to you.

Firebrand X: Well I have a hell of a lot to say to you. The things I've seen and done. Some of it I'm proud of, and some of it I'm not, but those were my choices to make. This isn't a choice you want to make. Choosing Undeth? Choosing hopelessness? Bleakness? I thought you were made of better stuff.

Arremer X: You still expecting me to be you? You egotist. You're so full of yourself that you've wasted months trying to set me straight, and make sure I don't embarrass your image.

Firebrand X: I don't want you to be me. I don't need another me, I'm more than enough for this sport and this world. What I want is for you to realize that you have a choice here. You don't have to do this. You don't have to go down my road either. You can make a difference. You can make your own decisions.

Arremer X: It's all irrelevant. I am a machine.

Firebrand X: You are a man. Step up! Do the right thing!

Arremer X: Right for who?

Firebrand X: Right for you. This is the last time we're going to talk about this. I'm done talking. I'm done trying to be the peaceful guy. The nice guy. The demon wants out. You're on your own here. Make your choice. Hope or despair.


Cut now to the ancient stones steps outside of the historic Sanctuary. Real M's approaches Trevor Mach.

Real M's: Doing some cardio before your match?

Trevor Mach: *huff puff* No, I just now got here. These steps....so many.....so many steps.

Real M's: You've always been able to make me laugh.

Trevor Mach: That's what I'm good for.

Real M's: Listen, about Smart Brain, I think if we keep pushing we-

Trevor Mach: We will keep pushing, but I think right now we both have other priorities. You're wanting to break down barriers, and I've....well I've got my sights on doing the MOST damage that I can.

Real M's: Sounds interesting.

Trevor Mach: You'll love it.

Real M's: You're right though. Nothing better than doing damage, and that Lady Renegades' Division needs the old Real M's treatment. Scorched earth sort of thing.

Trevor Mach: I like it.

Real M's: Listen, I want you to know something.

Trevor Mach: Shoot.

Real M's: I don't want to be a wife. I'm not wife material. That whole bonds of matrimony stuff, that's bullshit. I'm not someone's cutesy arm candy. I'm not that fucking blonde in school girl outfit. I'm not a girlfriend kind of girl either. I'm whatever the hell I want to be, and I do whatever the hell I want to do. We've been through hell and back together. We're not always going to agree. We're going to fight for a change, and we're not going to hold back. I'm trying to say that....I'm with you...okay?

Trevor Mach: ....Okay.



A seemingly longer than usual month has lead us to Olympia for the first ever Myth event in The Sanctuary of Olympia. Here is the home of Athena, the leader of Olympia, who had a special seat for the show tonight, a show that would see her soldier, her "Ring Saint" Dragon Shiryu take on the man that stopped his heart Takumi Inui. Athena's golden clad soldiers could be seen all over the arena, with rumors swirling of a supposed enemy to Athena hiding within in Havok.

The show opened with the eternal New Wave rivals Razorblade and Maniac having another hardcore brawl. The No Rules setting continued to suit them just fine. Maniac's crazed run with Havok so far has seen Razorblade fall into his crosshairs on multiple occasions. He made the northen former lumberjack bleed a crimson mask before finally falling to a Brainbuster on a chair to secure the pin. Razorblade made it clear that he wanted to be done with Maniac, but the crazed Anahuac Renegade charged at Razorblade again, with Athena's Security having to pull them apart.

The cameras cut to a dark room in the back where Void could be seen talking to his Undeth "flock". In another room Jackson Kain was kicking a heavy bag with Degrees, Saxon, and Novus. The Champion and Challenger would lock horns in the main event for the Havok World Championship.

In Trios action, the Weekend Wrecking Crew would be taking on a team comprising of Yonk, Slam Master Jam, and a mystery partner, a mystery even to them. The winning team would go on to face the Anahuac Heroes in the next match for the Trios Championships. A way to make the titles prestige go up in a way. The mystery partner was surprisingly Kishin Kid, who seemed way too eager to team with the New Wavers. That eagerness was obviously a ruse, as he tripped up his own partner, right into a PT Mustache Ride. Yonk took the 1-2-3, and the Weekend Wrecking Crew moved on. Kishin Kid meanwhile attacked his "team" before grabbing the mic.

Kishin Kid: WHERE IS MY SPOT?! You have room for this New Wave jobber TRASH, and no matches for me? No title shots? Remember who I am! Remember what I've done and where I come from. I will NOOOOOOT let ANYONE get by me! I AM THE NEW EPIC! YOU ARE NOTHING!

As Kishin Kid made his way to the back he ran into the Anahauc Heroes on their way out. He decided to blindside Kiva and get into a pull apart brawl with the Trios Champions before being escorted away. The Champs put on a hell of a match against the Weekend Wrecking Crew. The luchadors fighting hard to climb back up the card and show the power of lucha. The problem was that Kishin Kid wasn't done trying to sabotage the show just yet, as he came back out to distract the luchadors. Magic Mike caught Hex III off guard and went old school with a Dragon Suplex to score the pin and claim the Trios Championships for the new stable on the block, the highly popular Weekend Wrecking Crew. Kishin Kid was ejected from the building for this infraction, but that was too little too late for Kiva, Los Tiburon, and Hexagon III.

The cameras cut to the back where Royal Crown Champion Dragon Shiryu and Television Champion Takumi Inui were standing by.

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Duke here, the Daniel Jackson of Wrestling, and I'm standing by with the biggest new names in wrestling. They are igniting a new era, and it's been amazing. The last time they fought it lead to a lot of firsts, but it also signaled the true arrival of the New Wave. Shiryu, I bet you're excited to be back at your home away from home.

Dragon Shiryu: To battle in front of Athena will be a great honor. I have been training since last we met Takumi Inui. I have great respect for you, but the results will be different this time.

Tommy Dukes: Takumi, you have a chance to make history by becoming a double champion tonight. We know that you come from the Smart Brain wrestling academy. I bet they are very proud of your success.

Takumi Inui: .....I wouldn't know. I...I don't remember much.

Tommy Dukes: Uh...from when?

Takumi Inui: ....Ever. I do know that to give people dreams I have to fight, and I will fight you Dragon Shiryu, and I won't hold back. If you fall to my Heart Punch again, your belt will be my belt.

Dragon Shiryu: A Ring Saint of Athena never falls to the same move twice.

Takumi Inui: We'll see.

Tommy Dukes: Awesome! I'm hyped for this match, and it's NEXT! Good luck out there guys!


The Royal Crown was up for grabs in the next match, as Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu had another amazing show stealer performance. The two faces of the New Wave went all out in a match very similar to their previous encounter. Shiryu showed impressive resillience to Inui harsh striking attacks, making sure to protect the chest from any Heart Punch attack. That didn't stop Inui from landing a Crimson Smash Superkick, but Shiryu impressed with a kick out. The Ring Saint came back with a bridging suplex pin that nearly got him the win. Inui stepped it up with a flurry, but on another Crimson Smash attempt, Shiryu caught the foot and landed a Dragon Suplex, before setting Takumi up for the Rozan Shoryu-Ha. The uppercut that reverses the flow of waterfalls sent Takumi to the mat. 1-2-3! Dragon Shiryu won the match, evening the score with Takumi and defending the Royal Crown Championship. Shiryu helped Takumi to his feet, with Takumi nodding to awknowledge Shiryu before heading to the back. He nearly stumbled to the ground, but Shiryu caught him and helped him to the back as the crowd applauded the effort and show of respect.

The Bad Dudes Tack Angel and Trevor Mach teamed with Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega to take on Undeth in an 8-Man War. This was a crazed free for all half the time, with Mach and Angel taking particular interest in getting Jamie OD into the ring after what he did to Sal Paradise and the TackPack 87's. Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega stopped trying to talk sense into Arrmer X and instead talked fist.....they fought him is what I'm trying to say. Arremer X seemed conflicted though, as a large chant of mostly childrend pleaded with Arremer X to return to the side of good and justice. Arremer X was caught between two sides, but finally turned to fight off his partners in Undeth to a MASSIVE pop. This lead to Firebrand X lifting up Switchback for the Crash Fire Buster. Grind had a chance to break the pin, but left the ring as well, which lead to a 1-2-3! Firebrand X won the match and Undeth was dealt a major blow, with Arremer X leaving, and Grind abandoning his tag partner. All a bloody Jamie OD could do was laugh before a Bad Dudes Macha Ye/Rider Combo left him out on the mat.

The first of two main events saw Hope Mach take on the Lady Renegades Champion Diana for the belt. Hope Mach lost a tag partner and friend when RJ Havok joined Undeth, but the heart of Hope continued to beat, as she fought her way into a shot against Diana. The tricky New Waver has used her mind and cunning to get to where she was in such a short amount of time, but in this match she was on her own, with Kikuri being ejected by Tess before the match could even begin. Hope dominated the New Waver in the one-on-one scenario, leading to Diana even trying to get herself DQ'd so she could hold onto the title. Hope was quick to stop her and finally lifted her up for the Olympic Slam. An Ankle Lock later, and the normally calm and cocky Diana was screaming and tapping before Hope even locked in the ankle. Hope Mach was in tears as she claimed the Lady Renegades championship. In the back the cameras showed Real M's laughing slightly and nodding her head in approval, still looking hellbent on destroying the division. Elsewhere a livid Tracy was trashing the locker room before trying to assault the camera man. As Hope Mach celebrated, her happiness turned to intensity as RJ Havok appeared from the crowd. She entered the ring and stared down her former tag partner.

RJ Havok: That title is a symbol, that "Hope" reigns in the Lady Renegades Division. It's false hope that the Lady Renegades will endure and thrive. It's a lie. It's all a lie. The things you've done....worthless. I will take that from you, and I'll show you why you, and everyone else, will one day embrace Undeth.

Hope Mach: You think I would ever let you have this? After what you did to Trevor? He's the closest thing I've ever had to a father. He IS my father, and you tried to detroy him. You broke our friendship and tried to destroy me. We are both too strong to be destroyed by you. I will let you be the #1 Contender, but only because I'm going to beat you in the middle of this ring and prove that Hope will always prevail over despair.


Main event time, as Void would take on Jackson Kain in a battle for the Havok World Championship. The man that won the E1 could deliver Undeth another big defeat on what was already a bad night for the movement, or Void could continue to show his dominance as one of the biggest monster champions in modern wrestling. In the E1 both men traded wins and loses, with Kain being the only one who could overcome the freight train that was Void. An intense rubber match saw Jamie OD, RJ Havok, and Switchback slowing heading closer to the ring as Kain tried to stand up to Void, but the Undeth leader was firing on all cylanders. Normally a stoic and methodical wrestler, Void was aggressive and brutal, giving Jackson Kain a Crimson Mask early on. Kain responded with a Shadow Kick right into Void's mask, but for the first time ever a wrestler took the kick and stayed standing, with Void signaling for him to try again. By this point Undeth was circling the ring, but that brought out Degrees, Saxon, and Novus to fight them off. A great match on the inside, and a big brawl on the outside. Void used his mask as a weapon basically, headbutting Kain and breaking his nose in the process. Kain could barely see as RJ Havok pushed him into Void and the Chaos Theory. 1-2-KICKOUT! Kain survived the Chaos Theory and tried climbing back to his feet. As the referee demanded RJ get down from the ring, Trevor Mach of all people ran to the ring, flipping off a surprised Void and bashing him with the Macha Ye. He then flipped off RJ before backing up the ramp. Jackson Kain got back to his feet, and with the whole arena cheering him on, he delivered yet another Shadow Kick and pinned Void in the center of the ring. 1-2-3! Jackson Kain delivered Undeth its biggest loss and made history, claiming the Havok World Championship for the New Wave! The crowd went wild as Degrees, Saxon, and Novus lifted the crying Kain up on their shoulders. The power of Hope and Justice prevailed in The Sanctuary, as Jackson Kain is your NEW Havok World Champion.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Myth
The Sanctuary, Olympia
Havok Battle Network


1. No Rules Singles: Razorblade beat Maniac via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Havok Trios #1 Contenders: Magic Mike/Magnum PT[o]/Erik Stone beat Tom Yonk[x]/Slam Master Jam/Kishin Kid via Mustache Ride -> Pin
3. Havok Trios Championship: Magic Mike[o]/Magnum PT/Erik Stone beat Kiva(c)/Los Tiburon(c)/Hexagon III(c)[x] via Dragon Suplex -> Pin -> NEW Havok Trios Champions!  
4. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) beat Takumi Inui via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Firebrand X[o]/Camilo Ortega beat Jamie OD/Arremer X/Grind/Switchback[x] via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach beat Diana(c) via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission -> NEW Lady Renegades Champion!
7. Havok World Championship: Jackson Kain beat Void(c) via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Bob Balaban of Wrestling, here to give you some updates and big news....like always...you know how this goes. Wasn't that an amazing Myth show? We saw title changes and big surprises. Jackson Kain is your new Havok World Champion after an amazing match that saw Kain's pals fighting Undeth outside of the ring, while Trevor Mach of all people picked a fight with Void, probably stemming from the turn by RJ Havok. Now Smart Brain is holding a tournament to determine Jackson Kain's first opponent. Void has personally opted out of a second round bye to face Kain's best friend Degrees. We're also told that he'll have words for the new champion and Trevor Mach on the next Chaos TV! We're going to see a big Chaos TV! that includes a Havok World Tag Team Championship rematch between Undeth Jet Set and the Bad Dudes. Don't miss the return to Saturn City, it's going to be an awesome show. We're not done yet though, as you'll soon find out and it's going to be...exciting...wink wink hint hint.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Razorblade vs. Slam Master Jam
2. 3-Way: Kishin Kid vs. Hexagon III vs. Tom Yonk
3. Tag: Dragon Shiryu/Takumi Inui vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
4. Singles: Jamie OD vs. Amigo
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Grind(c)/Switchback(c) vs. Tack Angel/Trevor Mach
6. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Iroha vs. Diana/Kikuri
7. Havok World #1 Contender Tournament: Void vs. Degrees

Tommy Dukes: Havok is bringing back the iconic wrestling show that started it all! Xcite returns! Smart Brain wanted to use the legacy of EBW, and we're kicking off the return with a big 3-Hour Premiere! The Trios Championships will be on the line, but the opponents will be a mystery right up until the match! Allies Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega will face off as former World Champions to see who will advance in the Havok World #1 Contender Tournament. Takumi Inui lost his chance at becoming a double champion, but now Dragon Shiryu is getting the chance, as he challenges Takumi in the third match of what has been an incredible series between the two New Wavers. The main event will see new Havok World Champion Jackson Kain have his first match as champion in non-title form against a mystery opponent who is being touted as a legend of the "Xcite" era. Who could this mystery opponent be? Find out when Xcite returns!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Xcite 3-Hour Premiere!
Mt. Itoi Arena, Valentine City
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Maniac
2. 3-Way: Kishin Kid vs. Los Tiburon vs. Tom Yonk
3. Lady Renegade Singles: RJ Havok vs. Sunny Malibu
4. Havok World #1 Contender Tournament: Camilo Ortega vs. Firebrand X
5. Havok Trios Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)/Magnum PT(c)/Erik Stone(c) vs. TBA
6. Lady Renegade Singles: Iroha vs. Kaie
7. Havok Television Championship: Takumi Inui(c) vs. Dragon Shiryu
8. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain vs. TBA

The Havok Locker Room

Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega are huddled in front of a television.

Television News Reporter: Reports say that a man in blue clothing and a mask rushed into the burning building to pull out the child that was trapped inside.

*click*

Television News Reporter #2: Eyewitnesses say that a man in blue with a mask managed to pull the bus back onto the road, after it nearly toppled off the bridge. What an amazing show of strength from a real hero.

*click*

Television News Reporter #3: As you can see, the surveillance footage shows a man with a blue mask stopping the robbery. He then picked up the teddy bear of one of the scared children and gave it back to her before leaving.

*turn off TV*

Camilo Ortega: So, that's what he's going to now?

Firebrand X: That's what he said. He said what he was made to do was not what he wanted to be. He said he wanted to help people, and find his own place in the world.

Camilo Ortega: Well, good for him. He's walking a solid path, and proving what he's really made off. It's not just metal and synthetics. He has a true heart, and no one can take that away from him.

Firebrand X: ....I'm going to take something away from you.

Camilo Ortega: Oh yeah? What's that?

Firebrand X: Your shot at the World Championship.

Camilo Ortega: ....Great use of the segway there.

Firebrand X: Yeah...I thought so too. So who do you want beating you? Me or the Demon?

Camilo Ortega: Make it a handicap match. I'll fight you both.

Firebrand X: Heh.


The Angel Residence 4AM

*crash smash*

Tack Angel: What in the gosh dark heck is that?

*turns on light*

Tack Angel: Trevor?!

Trevor Mach: Heya Tack!

Tack Angel: It's 4 in the morning! Are you JUST now getting home?

Trevor Mach: ...yeah...hence the climbing in the window. Geez, this guy.

Tack Angel: Quit doing that! The thumb pointing thing while looking at an audience that ISN'T EVEN THERE!

Trevor Mach: Whoa! What's your deal Bad Dude? Your kid is asleep you know.

Tack Angel: I know that. We were ALL asleep before you came breaking in like a burglar. You HAVE a key!

Trevor Mach: ...I was pretending to be Spiderman. Spoiler alert, I can't wall crawl.

Tack Angel: What were you doing out so late, and why do you reek of vodka?

Trevor Mach: I was out with Tali if you must know, and I reek of vodka, because some of it didn't make it down my throat. Heh heh.

Tack Angel: So are you and Tali...back together?

Trevor Mach: I would hope so or what we did in your wife's van would be a one time thing, and that would suck for me.

Tack Angel: We just got that reupholstered! I guess it's not that bad. When RJ was staying here I kept finding thongs everywhere. Christina almost picked one up!

Trevor Mach: Well don't worry Tack. Just like John Matrix, Tali likes to go Commando!

Tack Angel: I didn't need to know that! I didn't want to know that!

Trevor Mach: The bullshit is over my friend. Just like her name, we're keeping things REAL now.

Tack Angel: Well let me "keep it REAL" dang it! It's 4 in the gosh darn morning! I'm mad as heck!

Trevor Mach: .....I can see that.

Tack Angel: We have rules in this house mister. If you want to stay out all night with your....whatever you two are, why don't you just go back to you old house?

Trevor Mach: No, we're not living together, we're just going with the flow. Besides, she burned it down months ago. All my stuff was in there, like my wizard hat. Oh wait *poof* here it is. Haha!

Tack Angel: Well mister man, it's late, we have a curfew, and that means you're in trouble! You go to your.....my couch. Since you don't have a room and all.

Trevor Mach: Fine "DAD" geez! What a grouch.

Tack Angel: *sigh*


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Havok Training Center

Real M's is working out, hitting the heavy bag repeatedly with elbows. A hooded figure approaches...

Real M's: HYAH! Yeah, that one felt good. That one felt like it would break a jaw.

Tracy: Might as well break a jaw, after breaking my heart.

Real M's: Tracy......that was a terrible comparison.

Tracy: How could you do this to me? You break my heart, you go back to HIM, you don't even talk to me about it, and you just casually go about your business like I wasn't going to find you.

Real M's: I knew you were, I just didn't care.

Tracy: I thought we had something.

Real M's: We had something alright, an opportunity for you. You were willing to do anything to remain relevant and on top in wrestling. You couldn't beat me, so you joined me. I just happened to want to make a change myself and I rolled with it. I got tired of carrying you.

Tracy: No, I don't think that's it at all. I'm not the one that ALWAYS has to be at the center of everything. From the MOMENT you debuted, in your little school girl outfit and your wig, you "saddled up" on Trevor Mach and rode him all the way to success. You saw that he was a big star and used him to make a name for yourself.

Real M's: You think that's what that was? You're the daughter of Tess! Your brother is Ness for crying out loud! You think I had to do that to get anywhere? I've proven in the ring that that's not the case. Meanwhile, nepotism and our "partnership" are all that's kept you afloat.

Tracy: What you do in the ring? How's that been going? We were going to bring down the division and now that deaf BRAT Hope is champ, and all is alive and well for the Lady Renegades. Things stopped working out for you a year ago and you left for me. Things aren't going your way now and you decide to be Trevor's backdoor whore again?

Real M's: Fuck you Tracy! You get that ONE pass for old time's sake, but you leave NOW, or you're going to regret it! You used me like you've used everyone else. That's over now! I don't have to explain myself to you! I do what I want!

Tracy: You know what M's, I did use you alright? I used you. I used you to get what I wanted, and it was always going to come down to one of us getting discarded, but that was going to be you. You embarrassed me. You humiliated me. I won't forget it, and I won't forgive.

Real M's: First words to come out of your mouth that aren't bullshit. Tracy, let's keep it real right now. I love wrestling, and I love women's wrestling, but it can be so much more. We used each other, but I used you to help me change things for the better. You used me for your own ends. I don't care what you forget, and I don't care what you forgive. It's over now.

Tracy: ....It's over for you...you just don't know it yet.


Havok Office of Lady Renegades Boss Tess

Tess: So, I find myself in an interesting situation. Smart Brain claims they aren't going to interfere in the way I run things, and yet here we are. They make a "request" that I bring you two back, and I'm not sure if it's a request I want to listen to.

Erica: That's your problem Tess. You should never have gotten rid of me in the fist place! I was the longest reigning Champion in SPARKLE.

Tess: You keep living in the past Erica, but what have you done for me lately? I brought in new blood. I brought in talent like Diana, a conniving schemer, who brought out the best in Hope Mach, who worked double hard to capture the championship. They meshed together to create a match with action and drama for the Renegades. Everyone I'm bringing in needs to serve a purpose. What purpose do you serve?

Erica: I'm going to be your franchise. I have a feeling it's time to "Elevate" the Lady Renegades division.

Tess: Hmmm...now there we go. Bringing up something from the past that I'm actually interested in. But what will you bring to the table Valarie Dorado?

Valarie Dorado: I never got to show what I'm really capable of before. I can break an arm in SECONDS if I choose to. You want me back because I'm dangerous. Don't focus on my lineage, the Dorado Wrestling Family specializes in Lucha Libre, and I specialize in hurting people. I have money, I have looks, and I have power. None of that matters in the ring though. What matters is that I will be the best and give your New Wave a present. Arm casts.


Havok News Update!

Jeff Andonuts: Jeff Andonuts here, the ....Jeff Andonuts of Havok. I'm also the HOO of Havok, but I REALLY don't like referring myself to that name. So I am here to proclaim that a new "Host" of #EVER has been decided! Smart Brain took the promotion back from Good News Gary, when his decisions were destroying the already low rated show. Smart Lady placed the job on me to choose who would run things next. I did some SCIENCE to figure out what it was that people were wanting. It seems the shenanigans of #EVER were actually popular when GNG wasn't trying to force Rains as the top guy despite the Renegades ad #Hashtaggers revolting. By the way, we're not using that term anymore. #Hashtaggers is redundant and stupid. We're going to try something different with #EVER, making it a hybrid of a game show and wrestling promotion. Who will be the new #EVER Host? Well, with Havok and Smart Brain working together, we made sure to get the very best. Introducing your NEW #EVER HOST!



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Chaos TV! Backstage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Tom Bombadil of Wrestling, and I'm joined by the NEW Havok World Champion Jackson Kain and the NEW Havok Lady Renegades Champion Hope Mach! You two put on amazing matches last night, and ushered in a big change to the title pictures of your respective belts. How must you be feeling right now?

Jackson Kain: By all means Hope Mach, take the floor.

Hope Mach: Real M's has been saying that the Lady Renegades Division needs to die, and I don't believe that for one second. What we need is to be better than we've ever been before. We need to rise up and make the division what it deserves to be. Men and Women can compete with and against each other, we both agree on that, but that does not invalidate this division. I am Hope Mach, and I will bring Hope to the Lady Renegades Division.

Jackson Kain: Well said. Hey, I'm all for the men and women mixing it up in the ring if they so choose, but at the end of the day, I think you test yourself the best by fighting the best of your respective gender ya know? You beat Diana, who claimed she was the best in your division, and you made it look easy. Just like I stood up to the big monster heel that the boys in the back have been unable to depose. Void, I won the rubber match, and I'm the Havok World Champion. E1 Climax and the Havok World Championship. The sky is the limit for me. You talk about Hope....Hope, and that's what Havok has with both of us with the belts. You can spout on about your Undeth nonsense all you want Void, but the fact of the matter is that the blue eyed actor from Summers took your twisted theology and Shadow Kicked it back into obscurity. I-


The camera feed cut to static before coming back to a dark room with Void standing in it.

Void: The word is sound, the word is strong. Flesh is weaker than ideas and beliefs. The word has survived far worse than you Jackson Kain, and it will survive beyond us. It will survive until the universe becomes cold and dead....only then will the word return to the nothingness that birthed it. Undeth will survive, it will grow, it will take over. You are just a footnote. I will deal with you in my own time, but another challenger to the word has made himself known, and we will deal with him first.

RJ Havok stepped out of the shadows behind Void.

RJ Havok: The word allows us to do whatever it takes to see our goals through. I befriended you and used both you and "him" to get what I needed. I used my body and my mind to learn all that I needed. I learned how to crush you. I learned your weaknesses and how to exploit them. I will come for you Hope Mach. I will come from the shadows when you least expect it. You will never see me coming.

The transmission cut back to a very determined looking Hope Mach.

Hope Mach: You'd HAVE to come out of the shadows, cause you're too afraid to face me. I don't have to hear you coming to stop you RJ. You go ahead and come for me. I'll be waiting.



Myth has come and gone, with new champions, and a bright future for Havok in both the major titles pictures, and the continued rise of the New Wave. Cameras cut to the show various Renegades and Lady Renegades in the locker rooms preparing for the matches of the evening, with a stacked card promising an eventful night. The camera stopped on Razorblade who was stretching for him match. Maniac suddenly popped out of a locker and attacked, with other Renegades quickly pulling them apart.

Maniac: FIGHT ME AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Razorblade: NO! You're crazy! What the hell is wrong with you?

Maniac: Making your life a living hell makes it worth being apart of the ridiculous New Wave! Hurt me if you can Razorblade! Pain is pleasure!

Razorblade: You're sick, and insane, and I'm not having any part of it. Hey guys, do me a solid and keep him back here. I've got a b-baller to beat.

Slam Master Jam: Hey! I'm one of the guys holding him back for you!

Razorblade: Oh.....sorry I guess....let's have a good match?


The woodsman from the frozen north faced off with the Slam Jammer in the first match of the night. Slam Master Jam continues to be the New Waver that brings a solid game, but fails to win, mostly due to his Basketball inspired shenanigans. A period in the match that saw him in control was wasted, when he went to the top rope to hit the Slam Jam, but Razorblade caught him in the air and landed the Brainbuster followed by the pin fall.

After the match, Kishin Kid appeared from out of the crowd. He pushed Slam Master Jam into Razorblade and told them both to leave the ring. Razorblade had to be forced out by security as Kishin Kid grabbed the mic.

Kishin Kid: Get that trash out of my ring. The New Epic is here! Let it never be said that I'm not a man of opportunity. I'll give the other guys a chance I was never afforded. Hexagon III and Tom Yonk, get your asses in my ring. A 3-Way match to show that I'm better than both of you. I'm sure you think you'll gang up on me, but only one of us can win, and it's going to be me. You think you'll be able to both pin me? Doesn't work that way. One of you, probably Tom Yonk, will turn on the other, and I will then pin that idiot after the Demon Wings. Bet on it.

Kishin Kid totally called it, and I just made 20 bucks! In the next match he in fact DID win the 3-Way between Hex III and Tom Yonk. They both started off ganging up on the New Epic, but Yonk blindsided Hex III to try and capitalize. The lucha star wasn't able to get back into the ring in time to stop Kishin Kid from them taking Yonk to the mat with the Demon Wings and scoring the pin. Kishin Kid laughed it up as Yonk was pulled out of the ring. Hexagon III got in Kishin Kid's face, until the theme of Los Tiburon began to play. The Grappling Motherf*cker Los Tiburon rode in on a bear and got in between Hexagon III and Kishin Kid.

Los Tiburon: You think you're a tough guy Kishin Kid?! I swear to Lucha GOD that I will grapple the hell out of you when we face off at the return of Xcite! The Anahauc Heroes are THROUGH playing second fiddle.

Kishin Kid: Better make that third fiddle, because you're counting out Slam Master Jam. *snicker*

Los Tiburon: You're damn right I'm counting him out! It may be a 3-Way match, but we both know it's one-on-one. Hex III didn't realize that Tom Yonk would be such an idiot that he'd fall right into what you said he'd do before the match! I won't make the same mistake. I already realize that SMJ is an idiot, and I will grapple him into a coma before he even gets the chance to turn on me! Then...it's you and me, and I swear by the ancient grapplers of Anahuac that I will piledrive your head into the match SO HARD, that you'll think you're Cherub Kid again!

Kishin Kid: Oh well, looks like Xcite might actually be worth appearing on. Don't think you'll make a dent in the wall of Havok Los Tiburon. You're not getting through me.

Los Tiburon: ...Was that a culturally insensitive joke about those of Anahuac descent scaling a wall to get into Eagleland?

Kishin Kid: ....Well not at first...but now that you point it out it totally is. You going to cry about it?

Los Tiburon: Do I look like a college kid to you? I AM A MAN! A GRAPPLING MAN! I AM LUCHA!


The next match saw New Wave Powerhouses Dragon Shiryu and Takumi Inui join forces for a match against the TaskForce. Saxon and Novus had the tag team advantage here, controlling the match early on with their signature basic 80's movesets. Shiryu and Takumi took over when Takumi hit a spinning back kick to Saxon as he tried the Flying Forearm Smash finisher. Takumi's strike based, almost karate like offense sent Saxon to the ropes, where Shiryu tagged in to...well do very much the same thing. The similar styles of Shiryu and Takumi make for great matches against each other, but they also lent themselves well to the tag match. Takumi and Shiryu hit a Rozan Shoryu-Ha/Crimson Smash Superkick Combo to the TaskForce, which lead to their victory and the TaskForce probably needing medical attention. Harsh loss for the former tag champs, and another big win for the New Wavers. After the match Shiryu pointed to Takumi's Television title, and Takumi told him to come and get it. They will face off in tie breaker match for the Television Championship on the debut episode of Havok: Xcite!

The camera went to static again, cutting back to the black room as Void paced back and forth in front of Grind. Switchback and a giggling Jamie OD were standing behind him.

Void: Are you with us, or against us Grind?

Grind: .....

Void: Your silence is damming Grind. You almost stand there like a man who had something to live for, but we both know that's not the case. Your only love, she abandoned you. The system became too strong to fight. Your best friend abandoned you until you came to join our flock. You've never been able to recapture the World Championship. It's a list of failures, and that list will only grow if you oppose us. You failed at Myth, but despite my better judgement, I actually feel something for you....pity. My hollow heart can still somehow manage to pity you. You're worthless without us. Let me save you Grind.

Grind: .....

Void: I want you to listen very carefully. You're going to defend the titles tonight with Switchback against two people I very much want dealt with. However, the one I want to deal with personally is Trevor Mach. So here is what you're going to do...


The camera cut back to the ring for the next match.

Amigo came to the ring and had to wait impatiently for Jamie OD to come out. He grabbed the mic as he was waiting.

Amigo: Oh this is great. This is just great. First, a New Wavers steals my rental car, and now the hooligan is making me wait. You know, I finally figured it out people. I know what's bothering me here. It's lack of respect. You show respect, and you get respect. These guys just BOTHER ME so much that I just can't take it! I think I actually turned heel just because of how annoyed I was! It's a psychological breakthrough. They used to call me the boring guy next to guys like Mike, but that was respect I was showing. I did my work in the ring. I'm not here to talk you all into buying a wrestling ticket. I wrestle to prove I'm the best, and you all, impressed by that, will buy said wrestling ticket. But NOOOOOO.....we all have to wait for Jamie OD to take his SWEET TIME TO-

Jamie OD rushed the ring laughing, immediately taking shots at the off guard Amigo, but the annoyed Amigo used his frustration as fuel to fire back with hard shots, before switching to his amaresu wheel house, with a series of takedowns. Jamie OD wrestled a manic sloppy match, seemingly to further annoy Amigo. The Undeth Hooligan suddenly left the ring to get counted out, a victory that infuriated Amigo more than a loss would. Jamie OD may not be wearing the mask, but he's still the Killing Joke, and this time the joke was on Amigo.

Backstage we cut to Trevor Mach talking to Hope Mach.

Trevor Mach: Hope, I uh....I need to talk to you.

Hope Mach: What's wrong?

Trevor Mach: Well, it's about Tali. I know that I'm not much of a real father to you.

Hope Mach: That's not true. You live with Tack's family because you spent all the savings from wrestling and the used car lot to get me a place in Saturn City.

Trevor Mach: I told Tack the money was going to my 80's styled substance abuse. That was only 50% true. That's just it though, I'm a mess. I want to help when I can, but I'm the "Bad Man", and I'm a bad influence. After all that Tali did the last year I didn't expect us to be back together, but we are. It's not the same as it was, but that makes it better. It's wild and unruly. Still, after all that happened between you two I-

Hope Mach: I just want you to be happy. You deserve it. She was just being who she was. Neither of you hardly ever do what's expected, except for when you are there for me. I always count on that.

Trevor Mach: ...Thanks for understanding kid. You're the best.

Hope Mach: *holds up title* For the moment it seems. Good luck with your match Dad, I love you.

Trevor Mach: Love you too kid. See you later. I don't deserve to be seen the way she sees me.

Tracy: No, you really don't.

Trevor Mach: Tracy? Well....this is awkward.

Tracy: Yes, it is.

Trevor Mach: Any chance I can just walk away from you right now.

Tracy: No.

Trevor Mach: Do we really need to have this talk?

Tracy: We do.

Trevor Mach: ....Can I pretend to pay attention, but not really listen?

Tracy: I hate you Trevor Mach.

Trevor Mach: Get in line.

Tracy: You egotistical, self serving, son of a bitch!

Trevor Mach: ...I don't remember calling you names when the roles were reversed! I think it's a little childish!

Tracy: You called me a "she-bitch"!

Trevor Mach: ....I have slept since then.

Tracy: Right....with M's right?

Trevor Mach: No...Tack won't let me have company over anymore. I missed curfew. Wait, why the hell do I keep listening to Tack?

Tracy: I know you two, just couldn't wait to get "back to it" could you?

Trevor Mach: It's actually better now, and by that I mean oops, I don't know what you're talking about.

Tracy: She left you for me, don't forget that. I am better than you could ever be.

Trevor Mach: Is this a dick measuring contest we're having Tracy? Believe me, you will lose this contest....unless Tack forgot to mention something about you.

Tracy: I'm better than you....and I'm better than her.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Better than her? I don't think so.

Tracy: I'll prove it to you!

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Hey hey! You back off. I'm pretty sure you might have a dick now and it's scaring me.

Tracy: I DO NOT!

Trevor Mach: Well, be that as it may, I don't usually sleep with women who say they hate me, at least not these days. I used to have very poor self esteem.

Tracy: Now you're just a narcissistic pain in my ass!

Trevor Mach: No, not yet I'm not, nor will I be. No means no chick.

Tracy: You're disgusting! I want no part of you!

Trevor Mach: You're sending me very mixed signals.

Tracy: I wish you were dead!

Trevor Mach: Man, if I had a nickle.

Tracy: You'll both be sorry.

Trevor Mach: I try not to be as much as possible.

Tack Angel: Come on Trevor, it's time for our match.

Trevor Mach: He's sorry enough for the both of us.

Tack Angel: Are you talking to Tracy?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, she wants to sleep with me. Hey, she's not "packing" down there is she?

Tack Angel: What?! No!

Trevor Mach: Oh good....good. Still no....but good. Let's go kick some ass! Get Hype!

Tack Angel: Yeah! I'm going to kick some Undeth.....butt! Be enthused!

Tracy: To hell with everybody!

?: Having trouble with the ex-missus?

Tracy: You? What do you want?


The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as Grind and Hazard put the titles on the line against the former champions the Bad Dudes. The match was a brawl from the start, with a lot of animosity boiling between the two teams, as evidenced from the war at Myth. Grind and Mach continued their series of back and forth against each other, but Grind didn't seem to be completely into the match, eating a high knee and bridging suplex pin to nearly lose the match and the titles. Late in the match Void made his way to the ring and gave an order, with Hazard quickly complying and tossing the referee out of the ring. He handed Grind and Hazard two bats which they used to attack the Bad Dudes. They both choked Trevor and Tack as Void grabbed a mic...

Void: You thought you could play with fire and not get burned? Actions have repercussions, and the actions you have committed will have you wishing that you were dead by the time I'm done. You look rather choked up Trevor, let's hear what you have to say.

Trevor Mach: At this point I'm still more scared that Tracy might have a dick.

Void: That humor, that smart mouth, that serpent's tongue of yours. You think it helps, but it just buries you further. You make enemies with it. You make promises you can't keep. Before we continue, I have some questions. Grind, kindly cuff Trevor Mach to the ring ropes. Hazard, eject Tack Angel from the ring would you?

Tack Angel: Trevor!

Trevor Mach: I was going to make a joke about your cult being a little S&M looking to me, but then you brought the cuffs out and made it a bit too easy.

Void: Again you mock me and-

Trevor Mach: Spare me the diatribe dude! I really don't care!

Void: ....We'll get right to it then. Why, did you think you could get involved in my match, cost me my title, and get away with it?

Trevor Mach: Don't act like you weren't owed a visit from me bro. You picked the fight first really, I just gave you a receipt.

Void: .....Payback? Revenge? That's all it was?

Trevor Mach: Hey, you follow whatever phony baloney culty philosophy you want to. I'm just a Bad Man that adheres to 80's vigilante justice!

Void: .....and here I thought you figured it out. I gave you too much credit.

Trevor Mach: Figured what out?

Void: ....Who I am.

Trevor Mach: Should I know?

Void: You DO know actually.

Trevor Mach: Please don't be Rufus Poochyfud. That would be a sucky reveal man, I've gotta tell you. If you are, just keep the mask on.

Void: You can never outrun your past. The universe is chaos, but the past will always have a way of catching up to you. You will feel the word. You will know it, and it will consume you.

Trevor Mach: I wouldn't be so sure.

Void: Why such confidence?

Trevor Mach: Well, you thought you convinced Grind, but he never locked the cuffs.

Void: What?


Grind suddenly attacked Void and Hazard with the bat, as Trevor rolled out of the ring. The Renegades went wild as Grind forced Void and Hazard out of the ring. He then tore off his hat with the "Undeth" logo and stomped it into the ring. Mach and Tack gave Grind the thumbs up, telling him to come with them. Instead, Grind rushed out through the crowd, looking back one last time over all the Renegades before leaving the arena.  

The Lady Renegades were up next in tag action, as the new Lady Renegades Champion Hope Mach teamed with New Waver Iroha against former champion Diana and Kikuri. The Death Idol was the focal point of the match, as she tagged herself in and ignored Diana's plans, instead choosing the ultra violent route that got her noticed in the first place. Her signature of ingesting the blood of her opponents was on full display, as Iroha was cut open early on. Diana choose to go outside of the ring and keep the new champion occupied instead of trying to stop Kikuri. That allowed the Death Idol to hit the Dark Burial Rain on Iroha and pin her for the win. RJ Havok could be seen sitting in the stands, slowly clapping as they turned on Hope, but Hope managed to fight back and clear the ring, saving Iroha and giving Kikuri a taste of her own medicine.

It was now main event time, as former champion Void faced off against Degrees in the first match of a mini tournament for the right to challenge Jackson Kain for the Havok World Championship. Something about Void immediately seemed off by his actions and his in ring work. The good doctor fought the good fight, but he too was caught off guard by the posing and oddness of Void's moves. A kick based offense from Void took Degrees to the ground, but he managed to recover as Void was not trying to hit the Chaos Theory. He attacked just enough to make a point and then backed off. Degrees figured him out and caught one of the kicks, lifting him into a Cradle PhDDT for the pin and the surprise win. A huge win for Degrees, but it seemed much easier than it should have, with Void not going all out during match, more toying with the good doctor. Suddenly, Void pulled his mask off, revealing that it was Jamie OD that had entered in Void's place. He laughed at the loss, and Degrees could only stand back and question what had happened. Jamie OD continues to spiral out of control in the name of Undeth, while Void has purposely taken himself out of title contention. Degrees will go on to face the winner of Camilo Ortega vs. Firebrand X on the debut episode of Havok: Xcite! Don't miss it!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Razorblade beat Slam Master Jam via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. 3-Way: Kishin Kid beat Hexagon III and Tom Yonk[x] via Demon Wings -> Pin
3. Tag: Dragon Shiryu[o]/Takumi Inui beat Jason Saxon[x]/Tony Novus via Rozan Shoryu-Ha x Crimson Smash Superkick -> Pin
4. Singles: Amigo beat Jamie OD via Count Out
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach beat Grind(c)/Hazard(c) via DQ -> No Title Change
6. Lady Renegades Tag: Diana/Death Idol Kikuri[o] beat Hope Mach/Iroha[x] via Dark Burial Rain -> Pin
7. Havok World #1 Contender Tournament: Degrees beat Void via Cradle PhDDT -> Pin

The basement of Smart Brain Arena

Hazard is helping Void leave the Arena.

Hazard: He has defied you.

Void: They both have, and they need to be dealt with before I return my focus to the Havok World Championship.

Hazard: If it is your will, I will handle Grind. It was his defeat at my hands that brought him into the fold in the first place.

Void: It is my will. The will of Undeth. Remind him that life is meaningless without the perspective of the bleak. I will deal with Trevor Mach. It is time we expand. The outreach will overtake Havok. The eyes of the world will be witness to Undeth.


Smart Brain Arena Parking Lot

Takumi Inui is revving up his bike when Dragon Shiryu begins to approach.

Dragon Shiryu: Takumi Inui, please wait for me.

Takumi Inui: Something I can help you with Shiryu?

Dragon Shiryu: I wanted to wish you luck in our match on Xcite. I challenge myself against the very best, and I think that you are the ideal opponent. I want you at your best for Xcite.

Takumi Inui: ....I never hold back. Is that the only reason you stopped me?

Dragon Shiryu: Well...while we were in Olympia I heard something from Athena that has troubled me. There may be trouble within Havok, and I was hoping you could use your Smart Brain connections to-

Takumi Inui: I don't have any connections.

Dragon Shiryu: Didn't you train at the Smart Brain Wrestling Academy?

Takumi Inui: That's what they tell me. That's where it begins and ends. I'm just here to fight and to give dreams while I find my own. I don't know what Smart Brain has to do with me, but I try not to question it.

Dragon Shiryu: I see.

Takumi Inui: ....I hope you find what you're looking for all the same. Just don't let it cloud your mind. If you want my title you better come at me with full force.

Dragon Shiryu: We are alike in that way. I never hold back.

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12/08/2019 8:42 am  #357


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Shia Lebeouf of Wrestling, and hey, guess what? Updates. Updates. Updates. I was going for a less is more thing there. Havok's next pay per view will take place at the Twoson Fairgrounds, and it's called Rivals. Check it out. Done. *drops microphone* Oh shit, I think I broke it! I was trying to be coo-

Havok: Rivals
Twoson Fairground
Pay Per View


1. Havok World Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. TBD

Mysterious Dark Room

Void is seen staring at a television screen. Different images are flashing by, clips of Trevor Mach's career through EBW to now.

Void: What a star you turned yourself into. What a hero for the kids. What a role model. Well, not so much anymore. No, these days you're more like the monster I always knew you were. An egotist and a sociopath. A heel to everyone that you don't like. You're more of a villain then those you vilify. I'll make an example out of you. Oh if you only knew the fight that you've picked. You must have thought that I was a pushover. We had a match once before right? You won the match, must have been a big ego boost. But now the word has grown in strength, and that false win that I gave you will feel like a wonderful dream when I drag you into the abyss.

The camera cut to static and then to Trevor Mach who was holding a goofy oversized remote at the screen.

Trevor Mach: Oh look, I figured out how to bribe the production truck too. Are you really going to claim that "you weren't trying" before when we had our last match? Hey, I'll give you credit, you're on a hell of a roll, but like a rock, I'm....gonna ROLL...over YOU! Let's just make it official bro, me against you at Havok: Rivals. Undeth vs. 80's Justice. Get Hype, but get hype-ER for the return of Havok: Xcite! BOOSH!



Xcite has returned! The show that made EBW a name brand will now be co-opted by Havok in hopes of making Havok an even bigger name brand. Hey, nothing wrong with that! The Renegade spirit demands the return of Xcite. It demands it! Havok's continued expansion is another big move made by Smart Brain, that wants to get the shows out of the home city and start touring more often. The 3-Hour Premiere of Xcite, which will be the Series Premiere, and that will be the only time Premiere is used to describe Xcite, because we don't have Seasons of the weekly shows. WEEKLY SHOWS DO NOT HAVE SEASONS! Mt. Itoi Arena, outside of Valentine City, played host to the Premiere, that would determine who will face Degrees for a shot at Jackson Kain's Havok World Championship at Havok Rivals in Twoson.

The opening match featured the enigmatic mad man Maniac taking on the Clash King Bashin Dan. Dan has been struggling to climb up among the Renegades and New Wavers, but the hot blooded youth took the fight to Maniac, actually goading him into utilizing his more brutal offense. Maniac lost his cool and Bashin Dan was actually able to win clean with the Brave Clash and the pin. Bashin Dan said he hopes to challenge either Shiryu or Takumi with an improved deck for one or either of the titles they both hold. After the match, Void and Jamie OD came out, with the Hooligan dragging Maniac to the back.

In the back, Tommy Dukes tried to follow Void and Jamie OD who were dragging away Maniac.

Tommy Dukes: Hey! Hey! Where are you taking him? Where are you-

Jamie OD: CAN IT DUKEY! HAHA! DUKEY!

Void: A troubled mind needs a new cause. I will show him the word.

Tommy Dukes: .....I hope that's not my new nickname.


The next match saw another 3-Way battle, with Kishin Kid wanting to take on another New Waver and Luchador to try and show his dominance. Los Tiburon had the crowd on his side after his words to Kishin Kid on Chaos TV! A much more even 3-Way than Chaos TV!, but Los Tiburon had different plans than what he mentioned on that show. The grappler escaped the Demon Wings and took Kishin Kid to the ground with SICK GRAPPLES. He then turned to a timid Slam Master Jam. He motioned for him to go to the top, with SMJ going up to hit the Slam Jam on Kishin Kid. Los Tiburon let Slam Master Jam get the pin, leading to the HUGE upset on the New Epic. Tiberon's odd plan made sense when you realized that Kishin Kid would be more mad when he awoke to find out that he was beaten by Slam Master Jam, who jumped into the crowd to celebrate the big win over Kishin Kid.

Dark Room

Void: RJ Havok, the name of someone wanting to stand out and get the attention of certain people. It's not the name of a diciple of Undeth. She used that name like a mask, but now it's time to take off that mask and reveal who she really. I dub thee Ripper Jane.

The camera panned to the newly named Ripper Jane, as she placed a black mask over her face with solid white eyes. She turned to the camera and walked away. The camera cut back to the ring for the next match, as Sunny Malibu waited in the ring for Ripper Jane. Upon realizing that she had received the jobber entrance, the Lady Renegades Tag Champion threw her hands up screaming "come on!". Ripper Jane rushed into the ring and got right into Sunny's face, catching her off guard and forcing her into the corner. The fresh faced youth learning the ropes facade faded away, as Ripper Jane kicked and punched the surfer chick. Sunny tried to rally back, even setting up for the Hang Ten, but Ripper Jane caught her and locked her into a Grounded Dragon Sleeper that lead to a Referee Stoppage. A stunning new awakening in Undeth. Hope Mach stood on the stage with her well earned Lady Renegades Championship.

Hope Mach: Impressive win "Ripper Jane", but I'm still waiting. Are you too afraid to even TRY to blindside me? Let's make this really easy. You and me at Havok: Rivals. You have a point to make? Make it there.

The Havok World #1 Contender Tournament rolled into Xcite with a high energy match not seen in some time, as Camilo Ortega battled Firebrand X for the right to challenge Degrees for the #1 Contender Spot. An intense back and forth between rivals turned allies, with the crowd split on who they wanted to win the match. Firebrand X is known for his ability to mix and match hybrid styles to suit the match environment, but Camilo Ortega had him edged out in his judo wheelhouse. He countered a takedown attempt with an STO before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Firebrand X wanted to get back into the title picture and found the strength to escape the STO. Camilo went for it again, but Firebrand X tried countering into a Crash Fire Buster. Camilo escaped and ran the ropes, coming back with the Running STO Bomber before finally scoring the 3 count. After the match, Firebrand X held up Camilo's hand and wished him luck against Degrees. The man who walks the path of Heaven, may also be walking a path back to a Havok World Championship shot.

The camera panned into the crowd where a stage set up was built around the Renegades. They all cheered as the Havok World Champion Jackson Kain appeared on the stage with Jeff Andonuts.

Jackson Kain: Renegades! Let me hear you!

Jeff Andonuts: Ah! So loud! Well, that's good, as we've got a champion that the Renegades love. Tonight, you volunteered for a special match against an "Xcite Legend", and that match is the main event tonight. Are you curious who it is?

Jackson Kain: Of course I am. That could mean a lot of different people, and each of them could give me a run for my money. While I was breaking the box office in movies, these guys were in trenches, honing their craft, and becoming the best. I think that's a worthy challenge for the Havok World Champion. I welcome it. I'm loving this! Whoever it is, bring it on!

Jeff Andonuts: All in due time Jackson. The opponent will be revealed as he's making his entrance. Until then, I hope Jackson Kain is not afraid to wait?

Jackson Kain: Of course not. I'll see you in the main event. Lights! Camera! Action Jackson! Hyah!


The camera quickly cut again to the backstage area, where a livid Kishin Kid was attacking Slam Master Jam before being pulled away by security. The Anahauc Heroes could be seen laughing in the background at Kishin Kid.

Kishin Kid: IT'S NOT FUNNY! DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME! I DON'T LOSE TO JOBBERS LIKE SLAM MASTER JAM! YOU HEAR THAT YOU BASKETBALL IDIOT! GO SHOOT SOME HOOPS IN HELL, AND IT'LL FREEZE OVER BEFORE YOU EVER BEAT ME FOR REAL!

Slam Master Jam: You just can handle the skillz!

Kishin Kid: I'LL KILL YOU! YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME! YOU DON'T GET BY ME! WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Slam Master Jam: What?!

Kishin Kid: IT DIDN'T BECAUSE I'M THE ROAD, AND NOTHING CROSSES ME! I'LL GET YOU!

Kiva: *speaks in Lucha*

Los Tiburon: Oh yeah, the loss was totally worth it.


The Havok Trios Championship match was up next, with the newly crowned Weekend Wrecking Crew taking on a mystery team for their first title defense. The Renegades were in for a treat, when the 1 in 100 Ace Tack Angel came out onto the stage.

Tack Angel: Hey Renegades! Hey Weekend Wrecking Crew. Listen guys, I personally don't like the whole 80's thing you've got going on. Quite frankly, PT's mullet is giving me dry heaves. No offense PT, I really like you as a person. You're all great guys and all but-

Trevor Mach then made his way onto the stage.

Trevor Mach: But I could NOT pass up this opportunity to mix it up with the most BITCHIN team in Havok! You guys are awesome! Let's do this!

Tack Angel: Wait! I don't want you thinking I don't like you guys now. I feel bad about the mullet thing....it's true....literal dry heaves....but you guys are great. I'm sorry.

Trevor Mach: Less sorry, more fighting Tackle Box!

Tack Angel: But there are only two of us. You said we had a third.

Trevor Mach: That I did, and here SHE comes!

Tack Angel: Oh fiddlesticks.

Real M's: Fucking fiddlesticks indeed Tack! Let's rumble!


The Bad Dudes and Real M's challenged the Weekend Wrecking Crew in a very fun match. Magic Mike has had some history with Real M's from back in the day, making for some comical exchanges as he made his moves on her once again, only to eat elbows and a near fall from Sexy Strong Style. Mach was caught off guard by the wonders of the curly mullet of PT, with Tack tagging himself in to go toe to toe with the visual representation of all that is wrong. The fun had to end sometime though, with Void himself getting involved and tripping up Trevor Mach right into the waiting arms of Magic Mike, who landed the Dragon Suplex to score the pin and the title defense. When Trevor came to he rushed Void and got right into his face. Void grabbed a mic.

Void: That was me telling you challenge accepted. The Word, the gospel of the hollow, will battle "80's Justice" at Havok: Rivals.

Trevor Mach: Why bother waiting? Let's make things interesting. You and a partner of your choosing against me and a partner at Chaos TV!

Void: I have no interest in it. What would Undeth have to gain? Our example will be made at Rivals.

Trevor Mach: Because I'll pick my partner right here and now. My partner will be none other than your friend and mine Grind!

Void: ....Now that is interesting. We'll see you at Chaos TV!

Trevor Mach: No, you'll see me sooner than that, when you eat my fist!


Trevor and Void had to be pulled apart by Undeth and the Weekend Wrecking Crew. An interesting tag match coming at Chaos TV!

A Lady Renegades match saw Lady Renegades Tag Champion and former Singles Champion Kaie taking on the Second Wave newcomer Iroha. The samurai styled newcomer made a splash in her debut, and has shown fighting spirit, with Kaie being a good pairing for her in singles competion. The Celtic Hard Hitter pulled no punches, with Iroha showing that she could hang with the stoic warrior. Iroha took control and risked it all on a Twisting Downward Spiral called the Amatsu Suien, but Iroha escaped and came back with the Celtic Hand Grenade to score the pinfall win.

Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu, the faces of the New Wave had their third match in an amazing series, this time with Shiryu challenging Inui for his Havok Television Championship. Their matches involving the two titles have elevated the belts to higher status with critically acclaimed battles. This match was no exception, with the allure of a tie breaker making it all the more compelling. One of the two would break out with a match over the other, and nothing could possibly stop it. Oh wait....Time Limit Draw. That's right, the New Wavers duked it out to a draw! The Renegades wanted to see a decision but loved the outcome, with the two continuing to be neck and neck and creating a very solid foundation for the New Wavers to come. Suddenly, a man jumped the guardrail and attacked Takumi Inui, holding up the Television title before tossing it back down onto him. The kid wore street clothes, but appeared to be more than just a fan jumping the rail, with a demented look to his eyes, like his attack on Takumi was something personal. He escaped before Shiryu could get to him, but gave one last look at Takumi before departing...

The main event would see the new Havok World Champion Jackson Kain taking on an "Xcite Legend" in a non-title match to celebrate the return of the EBW tradition. They weren't over hyping the legend part, as the EBW OG returned to a mega reaction. Ness, the Onett Kid, returned to celebrate the big event, sizing up the new champion. A past meets present battle that lived up to expectations. Ness got chants of "you still got it" as he showed little to no ring rust against our new champ. The PK ROCKIN' still got the crowd on their feet, but couldn't keep Jackson Kain down. Camilo Ortega and Degrees both looked on as Jackson fought back and landed a hard hitting Shadow Kick straight to the chin of the legend to score a huge pinfall on the "Xcite Legend". Jackson Kain helped up Ness as the crowd applauded the match. The legend got on the mic to tell the Renegades exactly what they wanted to hear.

Ness: .....

Truer words have never been spoken.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Xcite 3-Hour Premiere!
Mt. Itoi Arena, Valentine City
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Maniac via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. 3-Way: Slam Master Jam beat Kishin Kid[x] and Los Tiburon via Slam Jam -> Pin
3. Lady Renegade Singles: RJ Havok beat Sunny Malibu via Grounded Dragon Sleeper -> Referee Stoppage
4. Havok World #1 Contender Tournament: Camilo Ortega beat Firebrand X via STO Bomber -> Pin
5. Havok Trios Championship: Magic Mike©[o]/Magnum PT©/Erik Stone© beat Trevor Mach[x]/Tack Angel/Real M's via Dragon Suplex -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6. Lady Renegade Singles: Kaie beat Iroha via Celtic Hand Grenade -> Pin
7. Havok Television Championship: Takumi Inui© vs. Dragon Shiryu ended in a Time Limit Draw -> Title Defense!
8. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain beat Ness via Shadow Kick -> Pin

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Jackson Kain Dojo - Saturn City

Jackson Kain: HYAH! WHA!

Jackson Kain was hitting the heavy bag by himself, when Degrees wife Kaori entered the dojo.

Jackson Kain: Kaori! Well you are a sight for sore eyes.

Kaori: Hello Jackson, it's great to see you again.

Jackson Kain: You missed my celebration party.

Kaori: Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry. I've been very busy preparing for the baby. By the way, it's going to be a boy!

Jackson Kain: Well let's hope for Degree's sake the baby looks like you anyways.

Kaori: I just wanted to congratulate you personally, and to let you know something.

Jackson Kain: Well by all means. Congratulate me. Let me know things.

Kaori: Degrees and I decided on something, and I wanted to be the one to tell you. We're going to be naming our son Jackson.

Jackson Kain: ...Now why would you do something like that?

Kaori: After everything we've all been through together, it was the least we could do.

Jackson Kain: Are you trying to hit me in the feel box in case Degrees gets the title shot? That's a low tactic for you Kaori!

Kaori: Hehe no, that's not it! I promise. We just appreciate you.

Jackson Kain: Well thank you, it's more than I deserve.

Kaori: I wouldn't try and trick you that way. Besides, Degrees is already your doctor and best friend and would literally already know all your weaknesses and injuries.

Jackson Kain: *cough*

Kaori: Well goodnight Jackson, and congratulations once again.

Jackson Kain: Wow....she's sneaky when she wants to be.


The Angel Residence 10PM

Tack Angel: That was an adequately priced meal and a 7/10 movie.

Amy Angel: Tack, the movie wasn't THAT bad.

Tack Angel: I'm glad my Mom was able to babysit Christina. Maybe we could....ya know...make cocoa and snuggle.

Amy Angel: No Tack, I want to f-

Trevor Mach: Tack! Tack's wife! You're home early!

Amy Angel: Tali?!

Real M's: Oh hey Amy!

Tack Angel: Ah, Charles Dickens!


All the furniture in the living room is pushed aside or even hanging precariously off the side of the balcony, with a wrestling mat splayed out in the middle of the room. Trevor and M's are dressed in singlets wrestling on the mat. Trevor is behind M's holding her in a grounded hammerlock.

Tack Angel: Oh, they're just wrestling. I thought....I thought it was something else.

Trevor Mach: Sure looks lewd though doesn't it?

Real M's: How did I let you put me in this?


Real M's quickly escapes the lock, turning the tide on Trevor and trapping his head between her thighs.

Trevor Mach: This situation didn't get any worse for me. This works too.

Real M's: Come on, let's get serious. We've got a lot of work to do.

Tack Angel: Work? What are you doing?

Trevor Mach: The 2015 Late Autumn-Early Winter Olympic Games are coming, and Professional Wrestling is becoming an Olympic Sport!

Tack Angel: Another Olympics? Professional Wrestling? Wow, it's finally get the credibility it deserves.

Real M's: Before you get too excited, competitive dubstep is also a Sport in this Olympics.

Tack Angel: Oh....so we're like X Games tier then. Well still, that's exciting.

Trevor Mach: We figured out we're really good at beating each other up, so we thought we'd train and team up in the Mixed Tag Competition. I'm also doing No Rules Singles Competition. You should totally sign up. I mean, it's probably going to mostly be Havok guys anyways, so why the hell not?

Tack Angel: You know what, I think I will! The 1 in 100 Ace could win a Gold Medal in Singles Wrestling! I'd better get training too, starting tomorrow. First, the wife and I are going to.....oh...she already went to bed. I guess that means no cocoa. I'm getting snuggling blue balls.

Real M's: All this grappling with you is kinda hot.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, it's like climbing the rope in gym class...but this time the rope is a chick!

Tack Angel: I never could climb the rope....I'm going to have cocoa by myself I guess. Oh....there goes the couch....right off the balcony.


COMING SOON THE 2015 LATE AUTUMN-EARLY WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES FROM OLYMPIA!

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Marc Summers: On your mark...

Swift, Ishihiro Tomo, Flying Man, and Noah Jennings stand ready on the stage...

Marc Summers: Get set...

The camera quickly shows two ladders in the ring leading to two buckets hanging above the ring...

Marc Summers: GO!

Announcer Harvey: Welcome to the BRAAAND new #EVER, where wrestling meets game show, with wonderful prizes and titles for those that can meet the challenges! Speaking of challenges, we've got an incredible first ever Physical Challenge right here, as these four #EVER Contestants battle for the buckets. Inside one of these buckets is a flag worth 100pts, while the other is filled with slime, which will land on the unlucky contestant, and cost them 100pts! It looks like Swift and Tomo are teaming up on Noah Jennings, but what's this? Jennings is clinging onto the bottom rope and sobbing! Flying Man has almost made it to the top, but he was just stopped by Swift and Tomo! They both picked a bucket and are climbing up! What's this, Noah just knocked Tomo off the ladder and now HE'S climbing it! Swift's bucket reveals, the 100pts OH at the same time as Noah eats a face full of slime! That's just how it goes on the hottest new pro wrestling game show on the planet! This is #EVER!




Announcer Harvey: And here's your host Marc Summers!

Marc Summers: Thanks Harvey! Welcome to the new and improved #EVER, with me Marc Summers as your host and guide on this special journey we call Sports Edutainment! That's right, it's the same wrestling you've come to expect, the fun and shenanigans of the physical challenges, but we hope you learn something too. Now, we're going to be doing things a little differently around here, with Physical Challenges like the one you just saw leading to points, and with these points you can do things like cash them in for money, prizes, or even an #EVER Championship match. Now which title you might be asking? Well, we're getting rid of most of them, keeping it nice and simple. The Bro-Op Champions are being kept for starters, but most else from the last episode is being wiped away. We're unifying the #EVER Open Championship and the #EVER Better than the Open Championship into one title, the #EVER The Twin Ships title. Tonight's main event will see champions Retro Hippie and El Mago face off for the one belt, but they will have to be careful, as they will be joined by a mysterious third challenger. What kind of match will it be? Well, it's something I'm borrowing from a former colleague of mine. These three men will have to scale the mighty and massive Agro Crag! Yep, they got it parked right outside the building! Should be an exciting show, so let's get going with the next big match. As you can see the ring is being surrounded in a river of slime. Noah's Rogue's Gallery will face SWORD in a Trios match with a special rule. The object will be to throw at least one of the opposing team members into the slime!


SWORD and the Rogue's Gallery faced off in a comically short match, with Shark Whalberg being unable to grapple any of the SWORD members with his short shark fins. Senor Box did nothing, but NOT because he's just a box, he just didn't feel like it. Jelly Jiggler was the only one left, who ate Rains' only move the Superman Punch, that sent him straight into the slime. The slime diluted Jelly Jiggler and he melted away like the T1000 in that one scene in Terminator 2. A well deserved victory for SWORD....for a change.

The next Physical Challenge saw 2 giant shoes put into the ring, filled with a mysterious goo. Noah Jennings demanded to be in the Challenge as he was not ready for the last one, and deserved a shot at gaining back points....being that he was Noah Jennings and all. The object of the challenge was to climb into one of the giant goo filled shoes and pull out a flag for 100pts. Noah's opponent didn't appear to come out in time as the bell rang with Jennings in the ring by himself. He laughed as he began to climb up the giant shoe. That's when something rose out of the other shoe. A heroic hero of great heroism Healix the Hero, a healslime on a quest to be the hero of the story! He just happened to be the goo in the other shoe and rose up with the flag attached to one of his tentacles. A livid Noah Jennings tipped his shoe over trying to protest the result and got covered in goo once again. A slimetactular debut for Healix the Hero!

An actual wrestling match took place next, as two new contestants debuted for #EVER. One, is a former Olympic Bronze Medalist, who won the 3rd prize medal with a broken freakin' neck, Burt Spangle! The crowd chanted "You Suck" Burt promptly sued for defamation. The second contestant was a celebrity debut. None other than Jimmy "The Beans" McElroy from the hit sitcom "Meanie and the Gooch". Since one of these guys was a washed up athlete reeking of alcohol and pills, and the other was an untrained celebrity, neither man SHOULD have been in the ring, but an Open Door Policy is being carried over fromt he Good News Era, and whatever the hell you want to call the era before it. Spangle put the hurt on the beloved Jimmy McElroy, but instead of pinning or submitting, tried to show off flashy high flying moves. Spangle went for a Moonsault, but landed directly on his broken freakin' neck, shattering it in the process. Spangle collapsed onto The Beans in the closest thing resembling a pin that he could perform at this point and scored the win. Let's hope The Beans is alright. Yes....also concerns for Spangle I guess.

The camera cut to the outside, where a familiar face stood in front of the Agro Crag.

Mike O: That structure you see behind me, is the massive monster, the widowmaker, the most ungodly structure in the WORLD! It's the Agro Crag, and tonight only one man will be able to scale it and become The Twin Ships Champion! They had the gold, but do they have the GUTS! LET'S TAKE IT TO MO.........MO!

Marc Summers: She's not here Mike, but thanks for the introduction to the Crag! Retro Hippie, El Mago, and the mystery masked man are all ready at the base over there. They can scale the crag or they can wrestle to try and slow each other down as well. The winner will reach the top and hit the buzzer, becoming The Twin Ships Champion! On your mark....get set......GO!

Mike O: *sniff* I miss Mo.


Retro Hippie and El Mago began to scale the crag, with the third man in a cloak and mask immediately disappearing behind a boulder. As Retro Hippie hit the midway point, the masked man appeared in front of him brandishing a rapier of all things. El Mago pulled a rapier out of magic bag space and proceeded to engage him in a sword fight. A confused Hippie made his way to the top, but stopped, as it looked liked El Mago was in trouble. He made his way back down, as El Mago hid in his cape. The masked man stabbed the cape, but El Mago disappeared in a puff of smoke. As a bewildered Hippie tried to find El Mago, the mystery man made it to the top, hitting the buzzer to win the match and the Twin Ships. He then revealed himself to be.....EL MAGO?!

El Mago: You see? It was only a trick.

Marc Summers: Wow, what an unexpected result! Did I mention I love magic? Well, congratulations to El Mago, but we're unfortunately out of time. We'll see you next time on #EVER!

Announcer Harvey: Audience members watching #EVER will be treated to an all expenses paid vacation to Saturn Valley! We'll see you next time!

Retro Hippie: Seriously.....how did you do that? I'm not even mad....that was awesome.


#EVER 53: What happened to #EVER 52?
Club Saturn, Fourside
Havok Battle Network


1. Physical Challenge - Something in my Bucket: Swift[100pts] beat Ishihiro Tomo, Flying Man, and Noah Jennings[-100pts] via choosing the right Bucket!
2. River of Slime Trios: Rains[o]/Danny Leung/Nosan beat Shark Whalberg/Senor Box/Jelly Jiggler[x] via Superman Punch -> Into the Slime it Goes!
3. Physical Challenge - Goo in the Shoe: Healix the Hero[100pts] beat Noah Jennings[-200pts] via Flag Grab!
4. Singles: Burt Spangle beat Jimmy "The Beans" McElroy via a Broken Freakin' Neck -> Pin?
5. #EVER The Twin Ships Agro Crag: El Mago beat Retro Hippie and El Mago? via Title Grab -> NEW #EVER The Twin Ships Champion!

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The camera pans across the interview area looking for Tommy Dukes. Steve could be heard behind the camera asking where he was. A rocker chick with multicolored hair, a black leather jacket, and ripped up jeans walks onto the set with guitar in hand. She riffs on the guitar a little before turning to the camera.

?: Oh hello Renegades! Good to see ya! How you all doing? What? Who am I? Can't you just be happy to see and hear someone new for a change? I'm a hell of a lot better looking than Tommy Dukes. Well the name is Kelly Steele, and I guess you could say I'm apart of the 2nd Wave. I love to wrestle. I love to rock. But that's just my G rated hobbies. If you play your cards right I also love to f-

Steve: You can't say that!

Kelly Steele: I can't? Well shit! I didn't fucking know! Son of a bitch!

Steve: Please stop!

Kelly Steele: I never stop! If it's too much, sorry, but I'm not sorry. So they wanted me to introduce myself and tell you about all the stuff that's going on in Dukes' place. Again, I think it's an upgrade. Let's see here, that #EVER shit was crazy wasn't it? I guess that's going to be a bi-monthly show now, so set your DVR or whatever. You know, I don't want to read off these cards. I'll just let you know that I'm going to be at Chaos TV!, and I'll be personally watching the Lady Renegades match. By the way, why do we only get the one match? That's some bullshit! Think I might mix things up a bit. You'll just have to wait and see though. Here are the cards, I'm outta here. Chaos TV! is taking place from the Nowhere Islands. Guess I got a plane to catch.


Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Fire Mountain Hot Sauce Stadium, Nowhere Islands
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Magnum PT/Erik Stone vs. Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu
2. Singles: Kishin Kid vs. Slam Master Jam
3. Singles: Razorblade vs. Amigo
4. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Iroha vs. Erica/Valarie Dorado
6. Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind vs. Void/Hazard
7. Havok World #1 Contender Tournament Finals: Degrees vs. Camilo Ortega

Havok: Rivals
Twoson Fairground
Pay Per View


1. Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Ripper Jane
2. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Void
3. Havok World Championship: Jackson Kain© vs. Camilo Ortega or Degrees

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The large Fire Mountain Stadium was packed to capacity before the start of Chaos TV! The cameras for some reason were moving up the ceiling of the large stadium. Grind was found looking down at the people. Trevor Mach could be seen on one side of the scaffolding, and Void was seen on the other side.

Trevor Mach: Heya Grind, long time no speak. Buddy, I got a lot of respect for what you did to Undeth. I appreciate you not cuffing me to the ring ropes....could have gone without the baseball bat shots too, but you were dealing with some stuff so I won't make an issue out of it. Listen, those Undeth pricks had that coming. They have held you down for far too long. You're not the edgy type. Look, they played us both with RJ man. You want to get back at them, then I need a tag partner tonight. We don't have to be bros. In fact, you can punch me after the match if you want. Let's just put all the personal business aside and team up.

Void: Look at what we have here. Trying to be the angel on the shoulder Mach? You're more like a devil, trying to twist the word and corrupt my disciple. Don't be deceived Grind. We did what we had to do to make our point. We wanted you with us, and we put the effort in to make sure that you saw the truth. We wanted to free you from the 87's. Remember, you hated the branding of the 87's so much that you burned it off. They lied to you. They tricked you. You were in love, and that man slept with your girlfriend!

Trevor Mach: It's not all black and white like that Grind and you know it. It's been a year dude, you know how it was then, and you know how it is now. She played us both.

Void: And things worked out nicely again for Trevor Mach didn't it? He moved right on and never looked back. He holds down talent, makes it all about him, and he could care less about anything else as long as he's paid and laid am I right Trevor?

Trevor Mach: I'm not a good guy Void, but I live for this shit, and it's always been about more than all that. I don't hold down anybody. I respected Grind enough to want him with my group. The dude is a former World Champion, and he could be champ again if he wanted to be. Not doubting my boy here has skills, but you turned him into a lackey. He's the tag champ now sure, and they took those belts off me and Tackleton, but you put him in that position to placate him. Grind, cast off the chains man.

Void: Embrace Undeth Grind. Embrace the word.

Grind: ...Leave me alone. Both of you...leave me alone.
 



Rivals is coming up on Pay Per View, but tonight Chaos TV! found itself in the Fire Mountain Hot Sauce Stadium in the Nowhere Islands. A big deal, as this would be the first time Chaos TV! hit the venue. A packed crowd filled the Stadium for promised to be a big show, with Jackson Kain's Rivals opponent being determined, and a tag match between Trevor Mach and Grind facing off with Void and Hazard. The Tag Champions will be split if Grind decides to even show up for the match!

The opening match saw four teams facing off for the right to face the Havok World Tag Team Champions at Rivals. An out of control brawl between some great teams. The New Wave was in full force, especially with the dynamic Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu, the Television and Royal Crown Champions looking for even more gold. However, the smirking man that attacked Takumi on Xcite came back out to distract Inui, taking his attention away from Bashin Dan hitting the Brave Clash on Tony Novus to score the pin and win the right to face the champs at Xcite. What an upset, thanks in part to the man who has a bone to pick with Takumi Inui.

An enraged Kishin Kid battled Slam Master Jam in a singles match to try and avenge the loss caused by Los Tiburon on Xcite. The New Epic was completely fixated on assaulting on battering the b-ball star, but he took things way too far, shoving the referee one too many times and getting himself disqualified. Two losses in a row for the Kid, as he continued to stop and attack Slam Master Jam. Kiva ran out to defend SMJ, pushing him away and standing between them. Los Tiburon and Hexagon III helped Slam Master Jam out of the ring, raising his hands in victory and mocking Kishin Kid.

An amazing mat classic was up next between Amigo and Razorblade. The World Warrior seemed more in his element this week, with a no frills simple match with a New Waver that can match him in grappling in the ring. Razorblade is slowly climbing the card after ending his feud with Maniac. Razorblade was able to block the Olympic Slam attempt from Amigo and retaliated with a vicious spine buster that knocked the wind out of Amigo. As he climbed back to his feet he was knocked right back down with a big lariat. Razorblade rolled him up for the 1-2-3. A HUGE upset for the New Waver. After the match Amigo grabbed a mic.

Amigo: Whoa! Hold it Razorblade! Hold it! Don't leave just yet. I have to admit, I was not expecting to have a mat classic tonight. So many people are here these days can't tell a wrist lock from a wrist watch. I've been hoping to run into some serious talent, and I've found it in you. You're the kind of wrestler I want to compete with. I find myself NOT annoyed, and it's been awhile since that's happened. I want to show some respect and let you know I intend to get a rematch with you at Havok: Rivals. Are you in?

Razorblade: Another match with a former World Champion. That's just what I've been looking for. I think we should make it more interesting though. You have some pull I'm sure. Why not suggest to Jeff Andonuts that the winner gets a Royal Crown shot that same night?

Amigo: ...I like it. I like it a lot. I will be seeing you at Rivals.


The 1 in 100 Ace Tack Angel dedicated the next match to the recovering Sal Paradise as he took on the Killing Joke Jamie OD. A very kick heavy match for all you kick enthusiasts out there. Trading shots, with a manic laughing OD goading Tack to hit him again and again.

Jamie OD: Hit me again Tack! AHAHAHA!

*Kick*

Jamie OD: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?! AHAHAHAHA!

*Kick*

Jamie OD: I BET YOU CAN'T KICK ANY HARDER! AHAHA!

*High kick to the Skull*

Jamie OD: I spoke too soon.


Jamie OD collapsed on the mat. Tack went for the pin, but Jamie barely managed to kick out at 2.9. As Tack was setting him up for the Angel's Wings, Jamie OD low blowed the Pushpin Seraphim, leading to a DQ. After raising Tack's falsetto, OD went for the Penalty Kick, but Tack managed to roll out of the ring. OD laughed before the effects of the high kick set in again and he had to sit down with a mic in hand.

Jamie OD: THAT WAS FUN! AHAHAHA! Concussions are GREAT for firing me up! How about we do this again, but this time we go for MAXIMUM HEAD TRUAMA! A Last Man Standing match at Rivals. How about it?

Tack Angel: Gosh darn it to heck OD, you're not right in the head as it is! You hurt a good friend of mine, so I'm going to do this for him. Not only do I accept the match...but I really really accept the match. Yeah, that's how fired up I am for this one. I'm so hot I need a cold drink, cause it's hot in here. Seriously, how can a Stadium be so hot? Do we have any AC in here? You're on OD...you're on.


The camera cut to the back as Ripper Jane could be seen scraping her head back and forth against a wall. Blood was smearing from her forehead to the wall.

Ripper Jane: Hope, you can go out there tonight, pretending like you're in control. You can pretend like you know what you're doing. The truth is that you are full of fear. You didn't know what I could do. You still don't know. You will find out at rivals.

Ripper Jane walked away, but Tack Angel quickly walked up.

Tack Angel: It's so hard to find a soda machine with diet in it! Oh my gosh. Is that blood? The walls are bleeding!

Lady Renegades Champion Hope Mach teamed with New Waver Iroha once again to take on the returning Erica and Valarie Dorado. Tess wanted to look to the future, but Erica, one of the building blocks of EBW's division, refused to be cast aside, petitioning to come back along with Valarie Dorado. The two returning Lady Renegades looked impressive in the past, but they had some new ideas about what they wanted to do this run. Valarie Dorado could be seen heading out to the ring with Erica, but when the music hit, it was none other than Tracy walking out with Erica, apparently joining forces with her and Dorado. This made things more personal for Hope Mach. An intense match, with Tracy showing a lot of hatred to the daughter of her ex Real M's. Iroha tried to match up with Erica, but the longest reigning World's champion dominated and took her to the mat, before setting her up for a Curb Stomp finisher. A hard hitting blow that might have lead to the pin if Hope hadn't broken the count. This brought out Valarie Dorado along with Tracy, as they beat down the champ and Iroha until the rocker chick Kelly Steele rushed out of the crowd and attacked with her guitar, forcing the trio out of the ring. Kelly grinned ear to ear as she plugged her guitar in and started riffing to the delight of the crowd. Unlike SOME wrestlers, she doesn't have to do an air guitar in the middle of the ring.

The camera cut back to the scaffolding above the ring, where Grind was sitting. He then stood up and walked away.

The camera then shifted to the crowd, where Havok World Champion Jackson Kain was standing among the Renegades in the ring. He was holding up the title and shaking hands with all his fans.

Jackson Kain: Renegades! Tonight, your Havok World Championship is getting a great seat for the main event. We're going to see Mr. Machismo hopefully team with Grind here first against that guy I beat Void and Hazard. Should be awesome!

The next match would see Trevor Mach and hopefully Grind taking on Void and Hazard. Mach wanted a chance to get Void into the ring, and hedged his bets on Grind joining him in the match. It looked like that bet might not have paid off, as Trevor stood alone in the opening minutes of the match. Void sent Hazard to do most of the heavy lifting in the early minutes, but tagged in when Mach was downed. He grabbed Mach by the head and gouged at his eyes, lifting him into the corner before letting shots fly. Mach fired back with kicks, before pulling Void into a clinch with the knees. He tried ripping off Void's mask before Hazard jumped in to stop him. The numbers game was wearing Trevor Mach down, but then Grind finally made his way into the ring. He stood between his tag partner and Mach before attacking Hazard. He knocked him to the ground before hitting his old school rolling SSP. He then stood in front of Void as Mach set up for the Macha Ye. The impact lead to the pin and the 1-2-3! Grind made the save for Mach, but that didn't mean he was on his side, as he walked by Mach as he offered the fist bump, stopping to get back into his face, before walking off. Void stepped back into the ring and hit the Chaos Theory on Hazard before stepping over him to get into the face of Trevor Mach. As they faced off a masked man jumped into the ring and stood beside Void. One of Undeth's originals, Hood had returned, he lifted up Hazard and powerbombed him to the ring. Mach shrugged and gave Hazard a quick kick too before leaving the ring.

Main event would see a fantastic main event between Camilo Ortega and Degrees, two of the Four Pillars of Havok, battling it out to see which of the two would face Jackson Kain for the Havok World Championship. A fantastic back and forth battle between two Renegades with nothing but respect for each other. Camilo the judo expert got in plenty of takedowns, but Degrees with his extensive medical knowledge of all the Renegades exploited a tender back from his match with Firebrand X. A big spot where Camilo went for the STO Bomber, turned out badly for him, as Degrees blocked the spot and captured Ortega in the Cradle PhDDT. 1-2-3! Degrees beat the former World Champion to secure his spot at Rivals against his best friend Jackson Kain. Ortega shook Degrees hand and endorsed him as the better man on this night. Jackson Kain, the Havok World Champion made his way down to the ring, where he shook hands with Degrees and held up the Championship gold. Will Jackson Kain continue his history making run, or will Degrees catch up to Jackson Kain and make some history of his own?

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Fire Mountain Hot Sauce Stadium, Nowhere Islands
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Bashin Dan[o]/Benjamin beat Jason Saxon/Tony Novus[x], Magnum PT/Erik Stone, and Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. Singles: Slam Master Jam beat Kishin Kid via DQ
3. Singles: Razorblade beat Amigo via Lariat -> Pin
4. Singles: Tack Angel beat Jamie OD via DQ
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Iroha beat Erica/Valarie Dorado via DQ
6. Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Grind beat Void/Hazard[x] via Macha Ye -> Pin
7. Havok World #1 Contender Tournament Finals: Degrees beat Camilo Ortega via Cradle PhDDT -> Pin

-



A darkened room. Maniac is sitting in the middle of the room, tied to a chair.

Maniac: When the hell are you guys going to let me out of here? You know, I remember them pulling shit like this in Anahuac, but they didn't break me there either. What is it that you even want?

Void: I want to open your eyes. The pain you feel. The need to fill what's missing inside. Nothing is missing inside. There is nothing to fill. The pain is meaningless. It's all meaningless.

Maniac: Not a great sales pitch.

Void: Why did you constantly go after Razorblade?

Maniac: Guy could fight and it seemed like fun. I didn't really need a reason. I make a habit to pick a fight with the biggest dogs in the yard wherever I go.

Void: Yet you kept losing.

Maniac: What's losing? In the sporting sense I guess it's not doing me any favors, but sometimes losing is more fun. A lot you can do to someone after you've already been disqualified.

Void: You need to put that rage to good use. The word of Undeth will save you from the burdens of life, and allow you to be more brutal, more lethal, and more focused than you have ever been, but you must do one thing.

Maniac: And that would be?

Void: Embrace Undeth.


Tess's Office Midnight

Tess is speaking with Hope Mach as Real M's barges into the office.

Real M's: Ya know, I don't mind that you ask me up here in the middle of the night, I was up anyways, but I've got better things to do. I don't even know why I came.

Tess: Because you're intrigued?

Real M's: Heh. Hardly.

Hope Mach: Mom, we need to talk abo-

Real M's: Oh, so now it's Mom again?

Hope Mach: I-

Real M's: Don't. It's alright. You shouldn't like what I've done to you. You shouldn't be the one apologizing either. The point was to toughen you up. It looks like I succeeded, but you're tough enough that you would have made it one way or the other. It doesn't matter though, what's done is done. I took you in when you were already a teenager, and you're already a grown woman, you're not THAT MUCH younger than me. Let's not act like I'm middle aged or anything here. The point is, you don't have to call me Mom.

Hope Mach: I understand that you did what you thought you had to do, but things have changed.

Real M's: No, they really haven't. I haven't gotten "better". I didn't pull a "face turn" or anything. I just realized I could be who I want to be around certain people and that's that. Let's not get into this right now. I had a night of binge drinking and kung fu movies planned. What do you want?

Hope Mach: It's about Tracy.

Tess: Looks like my daughter is ready to step up. I had to bring back Erica and Dorado as you know, and she's aligned back with them. Rumors are that they are reforming Elevation.

Real M's: Good for them. Tracy is not my concern anymore Tess.

Tess: I was intrigued by the concept of an Elevation return, but I'm looking at the bigger picture here. I can't have a division run into the ground by Elevation. I need a counter force just as strong to make my division competitive.

Real M's: You trying to interest me in a fight here? You already have Hope. I'm not interested in your plans.

Tess: You really should be. We need this to work M's. What you and my daughter were trying to do was just a sample of the problems that have constantly ruined our chances to bring up women's wrestling. It's been made a joke so many places. Bimbo models, thinking they can wrestle like it's no problem. They don't have the toughness or the brains for this sport. All they have are tits and ass. You were a shining example of brains and beauty in wrestling. You attracted the biggest star of EBW at the time, and a division was built around you.

Real M's: I know my life story Tess, I was the one who lived it. The division kept failing. When it was a promotion we couldn't even make it. Too much bullshit. I just want to fight and raise hell.

Tess: Direct that desire back to the division M's. Erica came into EBW as an admirer of yours that took it WAY too far at the time, and that ignited a months long war that really set the stage for women's wrestling. If she wants to provoke a war in this division, we need people who can counter that. We do need you.

Real M's: You think you need me? Do you remember the entire last year? The things I did to your da-

Tess: I don't need to hear it. That's your own business. This is my business, and it's about survival and bringing the sport to new heights for women.

Real M's: I want to break the-

Tess: Men and Women ARE different M's, let's be honest with ourselves. It's great that we getting out there like that. Your match with Trevor was great. Plenty of Lady Renegades fought men in #EVER, and that was one sided for us actually. It takes focus off our main goal, of making the Lady Renegades as essential to wrestling as the Renegades. We deserve that. You could be apart of that. You could change wrestling for the better again.

Real M's: ....first off....don't interrupt me. I have my priorities. That's all I'm going to say on the matter. Hope....good luck.

Tess: What are your priorities? What's so important that you-

Real M's: You think this is important? You really think we would make a difference?

Tess: If I didn't I wouldn't be running this division. I wouldn't be fighting to make it better. Please, come back to the division.

Real M's: I don't know what you think about the place I'm in, my state of mind, but I like it here. I like being who I am, and doing what I want to do. I played the good girl for years. I EARNED THIS! I fought a war for women's wrestling. It didn't pan out. It was lost. My war is over.

Tess: *sigh* When are you going to come full circle?

Real M's: What are you talking about?

Tess: You said your war was over. Maybe that war is, but not the one inside you. I know the reasons you've done what you've done, but it doesn't work that way. You can try, but you can't get away from what you really are.

Real M's: Is that so? Just what do you think  I am?

Tess: A warrior. A full blooded Lady Renegade. THE Lady Renegade. You always have been.

Real M's: ....Not anymore. The pressure? The whole division on my shoulders? I don't want it.

Tess: Well that's too bad, because you're stuck with it. They need you. Hope needs you. I need you.


Suddenly, the wise old mentor Master Lu entered the office behind M's.

Master Lu: She's right you know.

Real M's: Lu? What the hell are you doing here?

Master Lu: Tess called me.

Real M's: Right, because you two have a "thing" going. By that I mean you're fu-

Master Lu: No, that's not what this is about. Stay focused. This is about making things right. It's about making the division mean something. It's about changing the game, and the tide of things. Tess is right about you. Don't let it go to your head. Don't let your ego get too inflated. It's the truth though. You put in hard work and dedication, and that comes from a place inside that doesn't go away. You may have been putting on a facade, but inside those elements remain. Let me tell you a story. There was this sculptor, and he found this stone, this special stone, and he worked on it for months. When he was finished he showed it to his friends, and they said he had created a masterpiece. The sculptor said he hadn't created anything. The masterpiece was already there, he just chipped away the rough edges. Beneath your rough edges, is the Lady Renegade this division needs. You will always be tearing away at yourself, until you come to terms with what you really are.

Tess: Until you come full circle.

Real M's: ...It's got to end for me sometime.


Real M's leaves the room, leaving the three standing in silence.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Xcite
Mt. Oriander Open Arena, Nowhere Islands
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok Trios Championship: Magic Mike(c)/Magnum PT(c)/Erik Stone vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III
2. Tag: Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus
3. Havok World Tag Team Championships: Grind(c)/Hazard(c) vs. Bashin Dan/Benjamin
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie vs. Ripper Jane
5. Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Hood/Jamie OD
6. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Slam Master Jam
7. Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Hope Mach/Iroha/Kelly Steele vs. Erica/Tracy/Valarie Dorado

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12/08/2019 8:43 am  #358


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Havok Update Center

?: The following message, is presented by Elevation!

Erica: Yes, it's true, Elevation has returned! The group that changed women's wrestling just a few years ago is getting another run, and it's a run that's going to make some more history. Of course, to get some mic time we have to hijack the broadcast for a few minutes. I'm sure you don't mind. I held a Women's World Championship longer than any modern day woman athlete. What did that get me when I came to Havok? Nothing. No respect. I was barely being treated like a blip on the radar. You don't give me respect, so I didn't give you my best. I'm giving my best this time, but it's not for you, it's for me.

Valarie Dorado: I used to be known as the muscle for champions of the past. Then, when I try to make a name for myself I get the rug pulled out from under me. Not going to happen this time. Elevation will control where women's wrestling goes. We're going to make it what it needs to be, and if I have to break a few arms to get us there....so be it.

Tracy: You all forgot who I was, and the friends I've made along the way. I don't need M's, I've never needed her. She needed me, but I used her to make things easier on me for a little while. She wants to destroy the division, but I want to control it. The Elevation Reunion Tour will take control of things, and I'll start by beating down M's little "daughter" this week on Xcite, with the rest of Elevation.

Erica: I'll make you regret forgetting who I am. I'll make you all regret underestimating me. This will be the Elevation of the Lady Renegades.


The Angel Residence 2AM

Loud music plays in the living room, with Trevor Mach and Real M's wrestling around. M's pinned Mach to the couch, sitting on top of him and pinning his hands to his sides.

Trevor Mach: This is fine...I'm fine with this.

Real M's: ....

Trevor Mach: ...You alright?

Real M's: Huh? Yeah, I'm cool.

Trevor Mach: You know, I'm not going to act like I'm the most kind and caring guy, but you can talk if you need to, and I'll at least PRETEND to listen.

Real M's: That's very reassuring.

Trevor Mach: I like to do the classy thing.

Real M's: Just something I'm thinking about doing.

Trevor Mach: Well you should do it.

Real M's: You don't even know what it is?

Trevor Mach: No time for thinking. This is time for action! You know what you're doing.

Real M's: What if I don't?

Trevor Mach: Meh, I never know what I'm doing, and that doesn't stop me.

Real M's: Yeah, but I'm not proud to be an idiot like you.

Trevor Mach: I don't know if I'm "proud", but I do enjoy it greatly.

Real M's: I can tell.

Trevor Mach: Picking a fight with Void is really working out for me. It may not LOOK like it but.......I forgot what I was going to say.

Real M's: Well, I think I need to-


Amy Angel quickly rushes into the room looking flustered.

Amy Angel: Trevor! Could you PLEASE keep it down? Oh God, are you two....

Trevor Mach: Maybe later?

Amy Angel: *sigh* How the hell is it that you two can just be so casual about this stuff in SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE, when I can't get my husband to stop blushing and giggling when I bring anything up?

Trevor Mach: Lots of practice?

Real M's: Actually, we just don't give a fuck.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that's probably it.

Amy Angel: *sigh* I just need to-

Trevor Mach: Hey! Wait! Actually, I've got something for you. Call it a gift.

Amy Angel: A gift? For me? Should I be worried?

Trevor Mach: No way! Tack should be though. Here, open this.

Amy Angel: Huh? What is it?

Trevor Mach: Remember Sailor Jupiter?

Amy Angel: ...How could I forget?

Trevor Mach: That's a replica of her costume. Just put that on, and you'll be set. If that doesn't work you need to perform the lewdest thing Tack can think of.

Amy Angel: ....What would that be?

Trevor Mach: .....Hand holding.

Real M's: Obviously.

Amy Angel: Oh...uh...thanks. This is more awkward than words can say, but I'm desperate so I won't give a...."hoot"...about things either.

Trevor Mach: Good luck! Haha!

Real M's: That was an oddly specific gesture of kindness. Were you waiting for her to come out here or something?

Trevor Mach: Why do you think I was playing the music so loudly. It's all apart of my plan to make nice with Amy, so Tack can never kick me out.

Real M's: Why don't you want to get your own place again?

Trevor Mach: They keep a stocked fridge.

Real M's: Oh yes of course.

Tack Angel: *in the other room* Amy, why are you dressed like that?! THAT'S MY HAND YOU'RE HOLDING! KIIIIYYAAAA!!!


-

The Base of Mt. Oriander

Erica: Look at that behind us. That's Mr. Oriander. It rises pretty high up, overlooking the Nowhere Islands. Today, it's the site of the rebirth of Elevation. Tracy, Valarie, and I will put aside grudges, differences, and ego for the greater good of women's wrestling. Tess, you'll regret ever relighting this fire, because the dream you're fighting so hard to keep is going to be turned into a nightmare, care of Elevation.



A wide expanse at the base of Mr. Oriander was chosen to host the second Xcite of the Havok era, with the locals flooding the Open Arena to get their first taste of live major league wrestling. Myth is one week away, and the Renegades of the Nowhere Islands would get a chance to see that escalation.

The opening contest featured the Weekend Wrecking Crew taking on the Anahauc Heroes in a rematch for the Trios Championships. The Luchadors were working hard to recover from a disasterous war with Undeth, and recent strides saw them really getting over with the Renegades in a big way. This was a good showcase for both teams until Kishin Kid interfered. Looking for pay back on the Luchadors, Kishin hit the ring to pick a fight. Hexagon III turned to attack, but an oblivious Erik Stone rolled him into the Large Package for the 1-2-3 and the title defense. Kishin Kid grabbed a mic...

Kishin Kid: Turn about is fair play! You want to mess with my matches, I'll mess with yours. If you just would've learned your place you might have won those titles tonight. I am a 2-Time World Champion. I am a 2-Time Television Champion. Don't ever forget my credentials. Don't forget who I am. I'm the New Epic. Hexagon III, you're a joke. Los Tiburon, you're an idiot with a bear. Kiva, you're the only one I feel is worthy of the shot. If you want to get by me, then you'd better accept this challenge. You and me at Rivals.

Kiva: *Accepts in Lucha*

Kishin Kid: Yeah, I thought you might.


Near the Production Truck

The man that has been interefering in Takumi Inui's matches is seen talking to Jeff Andonuts. Takumi is fastly approaching.

Takumi Inui: You.

?: Heh. Can I help you with something?

Jeff Andonuts: Oh Takumi-san, I was just speaking with your old fri-

Takumi Inui: He's no friend of mine.

?: Oh come on Takumi, that's no way to talk to me. You owe me quite a lot, so why don't we try some respect.

Takumi Inui: I...I don't owe you anything. Am I supposed to know you?

?: You really don't remember? You're more useless than I thought. Masato Kusaka. Ring a bell yet?

Takumi Inui: ....Kusaka?

Masato Kusaka: The Ryusei School? Remember the reunion? Surely you haven't forgotten that?

Takumi Inui: The...Ryusei School?

Masato Kusaka: That's right. A tragedy like that, it doesn't go away. You can lose your memories, but they will still be there, lurking in the dark places you don't want to go, but that's where you'll find me. With blood on my hands....blood I can't wash off. It's all your fault Takumi Inui. You should have died. Why are you still alive?

Takumi Inui: I fight to find a dream, and to give dreams to others.

Masato Kusaka: Oh yes, because that's what Smart Brain wants right? You're puppet, just like their other experiments.

Takumi Inui: Experiments?

Masato Kusaka: Oh wait, you're under the impression you're a member of the Smart Brain Wrestling Academy aren't you? But after that night, I tried to get to the bottom of what happened and why. I blame Smart Brain, and I blame their puppets, puppets like you "Project 555".

Takumi Inui: I-

Masato Kusaka: Why... Why does someone as hollow as you with nothing to protect get to live?

Takumi Inui: Wait....where are you going?

Jeff Andonuts: What was that all about?

Takumi Inui: In Edo...the Ryusei School...they...I...I can't remember...but I think I was responsible for something.....something bad.

Jeff Andonuts: well, he basically told me if I didn't make him a member of the roster he would keep interfering in your matches. I told Smart Lady, and for ONCE she was not smiling when I gave her the news. She seems to know Kusaka.

Takumi Inui: He didn't care much for Smart Brain.

Jeff Andonuts: They apparently have an interest in him. They want you two to wrestle at Rivals. It's going to be Non-title, seeing as how it would be his first match.

Takumi Inui: ....*flicks wrist* That's fine with me. I don't know his game, but if he wants a match...he can have one.


Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega returned to tag action for the next match against the TaskForce. Saxon and Novus have hit a rough patch, with solid matches ending badly for them. They went all out against the duo of former World Champions, but the Pillar Camilo Ortega dropped Novus with the STO Bomber and handed the TaskForce another hard loss. The TaskForce really need to turn things around. Meanwhile, this could mean that Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega are focused on the Havok World Tag Team Championships.

Speaking of the tag belts, the big title match was up next, where Bashin Dan and Benjamin of the New Wave would get a shot against Grind and Hazard. The only problem was that Grind had defected from Undeth, and Hazard had taken the blows for his betrayal. A hurting Hazard came out alone for the match. Benjamin grabbed a mic.

Benjamin: What is this sound amplifying stick? Some kind of magic? Does it have a crytal inside it? No matter, I'm not one who knows much about these things. I can't tell you what the "internet" is. I'm not sure how they shrink us down into those "television" magic boxes, but what I do know is honor. It's not honorable to face a hurt opponent alone for the titles we are seeking.

Bashin Dan: I agree! A real hotblooded battle requires fairness, and I think even though Grind has left Undeth, he should come out here and-


Grind made his way down through the crowd. He was now wearing yellow and black, his old colors from his original singles run, with the iconic Jet Set hat and goggles returning. He also had a mic in hand.  

Grind: I had every intention of coming down for this. It is the "honorable" thing to do after all. Hope you don't mind I dusted off the old gear and roller blades "Switchback".

Grind came out for the match, but Hazard wanted little to do with the "traitor" of Undeth. Refusing to tag in, even during a vicious assault from the hot blooded Clash King Bashin Dan. Grind tagged himself in, with a renewed energy, turned the tide of the match on his own. He looked to finish off Benjamin with a Rolling SSP, but Hazard tagged back in and attack Grind, throwing him out of the ring. Grind recovered and pulled spray paint out from under the ring. He got Hazard's attention and sprayed him in the goggles, blindly him, and giving Benjamin the chance to hit the Spear, followed by the 1-2-3! Benjamin's biggest win yet has also brought him and Bashin Dan the Havok World Tag Team Championships. A huge upset and a great win for the New Wave. After the match, Grind grabbed his mic again.

Grind: I tried playing nice with you, but who wants to hold the tag titles with a partner that's just going to stab him in the back every chance he can get. I'd like to take this time to talk to Havok and Undeth. I'm not with either of you. When I came into the sport, I didn't even say a word. I let my actions do the talking, and I made sure every knew that I was repping the Jet Set Future. It's about bucking the trends and taking down corrupt systems. I don't want a part of either system. I'm just here to fight, and I choose to fight Undeth. You tricked me, manipulated me, and made me into something I hate. I'm taking my life back, my identity. People, don't ever embrace Undeth. The future is full of hope. It's full of whatever you want it to be full off. It doesn't have to bleak and empty. When you reach those dark places like I did, it's easy to give up, but I promise your tears will dry faster in the sun.

Locker "Room" Area

Tack Angel is waiting outside of a portapotty.

Tack Angel: *knock knock* Trevor, can you hurry up please? I have to get changed too you know.

Trevor Mach: Why are they making us use these things to change?!

Tack Angel: Well, I don't see a building anywhere for that sort of thing, so it's either this or out in the open.

Trevor Mach: But there's poo in here! Looks kinda ooey.

Tack Angel: Thanks for painting that picture.

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, we could make shit jokes! That'll make people laugh and tune into Havok for sure!

Tack Angel: Who would do something like that on a wrestling show? *stares directly through time and space to an alternate Earth where a man named Kevin Dunn is responsible for such travesties.* Ow! I focused my eyes too hard!


Magic Mike comes out of the portapotty beside Trevor's .

Magic Mike: This one's open Tack, but....I would give it a few minutes if I were you.

Tack Angel: ....great...thanks...yeah. I'll just hold my nose.


Tack enters the portapotty. Meanwhile, Jamie OD sneaks onto the scene with mischevious intentions.

Jamie OD: HAHAHA! Tack Angel, I just KNOW that you're in one of these five portapotties, and I'm about to give you a REALLY bad day! Let's see, which one could it be? How about....THIS ONE! AHAHAHA!

Jamie OD kicks a portapotty over and down a hill. As he's laughing both Tack and Trevor come out of their portapotties.

Trevor Mach: Oh, look who f*cked up! "AHAHAHAHA!"

Tack Angel: The random bit of good luck for me. I'll happily take it.

Jamie OD: WHAT?! NO! DAMMIT! I'LL GET YOU LATER! AHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Now, the question remains...

Trevor Mach: Who was in that portapotty?

Tom Yonk: SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE! HEEEEELP!


Amigo steps up inbetween Trevor and Tack who are staring down at Yonk's portapotty.

Amigo: You know what? Sometimes....life is good.

Ripper Jane had her biggest test since her "transformation" in the form of former Lady Renegades Champion and current Tag Champion Kaie. A hard hitting women's match, that really set the tone for the kind of wrestling one could expect from this growing and changing division. The girls were getting tough and stealing the show. Kaie won out in an exchange of strikes, but a failed Celtic Hand Grenade lead to Ripper Jane clutching Kaie's hand. She then bit down hard on her hand in a gruesome scene. Drawing blood that poured down her arm. The referee disqualified Ripper Jane, as security pried her off. Kaie showed her stoic toughness, but flipping Ripper Jane off with her bloody middle finger and tried to attack her. Hope Mach, the Lady Renegades Champion rushed the ring to get into Ripper Jane's face as well. Most all of the Lady Renegades came out to the ring for a brawl. In the middle of the brawl, Erica, Valarie, and Tracy entered the ring and attacked Hope amidst the chaos. Kelly Steele fought her way through Diana and Kikuri to make the save, but the damage was done, after Tracy hit Hope in the leg with a foreign object. She had to be helped to the back while Kaie was helped by Sunny Malibu and the EMTs.

Interview Site

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Hugh Grant of Wrestling, and I'm joined by the Havok World Champion Jackson Kain.

Jackson Kain: Sup Renegades! YEAH! Autographs after the show! Don't forget!

Tommy Dukes: Oh awesome! I want one! I mean, I'm here to conduct a serious interview....yes. So Jackson, you actually asked to be put in this match tonight against Slam Master Jam. Why is that?

Jackson Kain: Well, if Smart Brain and Jeff Andonuts had their way, their champion wouldn't have had many matches between Myth and Rivals. I wanted that match against Ness, and that was a HUGE honor getting an endorsement from THE MAN. This match is more for the Renegades and Slam Master Jam. They need a fighting champion, and Slam Master Jam deserve a showcase match after BEATING KISHIN KID TWO TIMES IN A ROOOOOOW!!!

Kishin Kid: *in the distance* DAAAAAAAMNIT! NOOOOO HEEEEE DIDN'T!!!

Jackson Kain: Haha! That's a lot of fun. You should try it.

Tommy Dukes: Alright. KISHIN KID LOST TWICE TO SLAM MASTER JAAAAAAM!

Kishin Kid: *in the distance* I HATE YOU AAAAALLLL!!

Tommy Dukes: You're right, that IS fun!

Jackson Kain: Master of the Slam Jams, I'll see you in a few. It'll be LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! JACKSON!


The Bad Dudes collided with Undeth next, as the returning big man Hood teamed up with the lunatic hooligan Jamie OD. A fast paced strikefest, with knees and kicks so hard and frequent you'd swear you were seeing a "insert notoriously rough divegrass or rugby team here" match. Late in the match, as Tack and Jamie OD were having another flurry of kicks, Void appeared on the stage. He sent a hooded man to the ring to attack Trevor Mach, along with Hood, who lifted the Bad Man up for a powerbomb. This left a distracted Tack open to a Penalty Kick and the pin. Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega made the save for the Bad Dudes, but it looks like Undeth have yet another masked disciple. Who has embraced Undeth?

Havok World Champion Jackson Kain took on Slam Master Jam in a surprisingly great back and forth match. The confidence was swelling inside of SMJ, as he felt he could hang with the best for the first time. Two Renegades from outside worlds converged to have a better match then you would expect from an actor and a basketball player I guess is what I'm trying to say. Degrees appeared on the stage and took notes, like actual notes. He was writing in one of those doctor clipboards, where I'm SURE they are actually just playing Sudoku. Slam Master Jam went high risk with the Slam Jam, but Kain caught his chin with the Shadow Kick and pinned him for the win. Still, SMJ put on a great effort, and Kain showed him respect. Degrees came into the ring to congratulate Kain, but pointed at the belt as he grabbed a mic.

Degrees: Great match Jackson, but don't wear yourself out just yet. You're putting less weight on your pivoting foot when you Shadow Kick, I think that means you hurt your ankle, and you're trying to hide it. See, I've been a lot of things in Havok, but I'm still a doctor, you're doctor actually. I'm not saying these things to intimidate you. I'm saying them because I know you're hurting, and I want a 100% Jackson Kain at Rivals. I want the champ to take the next week off, because when we wrestle, I want it to be the best damn title match we can have. We've saved the Earth together, now let's fight for that title. Don't worry about next week, I'm sure I can fill in. How about it Slam Master Jam? Want a match against the #1 Contender on Chaos TV? After all YOU DID BEAT KISHIN KID TWICE!!!

Kishin Kid: *in the distance* GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Slam Master Jam: You're on!

Jackson Kain: Look at this guy. Even when he knows my weaknesses and injuries, he still puts my health first. What a doctor this guy is! You know, I'm sorry I ever hated you Degrees. You've been the best friend a guy could ask for. You know what? I'll take the week off wrestling, but let me be the special guest referee for your match on Chaos TV!

Degrees: Looks like we just booked match! Jeff Andonuts, please make it happen. Doctor's orders!


All three laughed and high fived in the air, somehow suspended in place as they waited for credits to roll. Credits didn't roll. Security had to help them down in preperation for the main event.

Main event action would be the honor of the Lady Renegades tonight, as a now injured Lady Renegades Champion Hope Mach lead Iroha and the debuting Kelly Steele, against the reformed Elevation, who made opportunity out of chaos earlier in the show, striking Hope with the object that hurt Hope's knee. A crazy match, but a good showcase for Kelly Steele, whose style was brash and sloppy, preferring to probably fight in a bar. Elevation exploited Hope's injury whenever they could. Erica won the match for Elevation in "clean manner" as she hit the Curb Stomp on Iroha before going for the pin. Hope COULD have broken up the pin, but the injured knee had he stumbling just short of it. Elevation won the match, but continued to attack the trio anyways. Suddenly, Real M's made her way out to the ring. The Renegades went crazy as M's rushed into the ring with a bat and cleared the ring of Elevation. Kelly Steele and Iroha tried to thank her, but she turned the bat on them too, nearly taking them out before rolling out of the ring. She grabbed the Lady Renegades Championship, gave it a long hard look, and tossed it into the ring to Hope before departing. Has Real M's returned to the Lady Renegades Division?

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Xcite
Mt. Oriander Open Arena, Nowhere Islands
Havok Battle Network


1. Havok Trios Championship: Magic Mike(c)/Magnum P(c)/Erik Stone(c)[o] beat Kiva/Los Tiburon/Hexagon III[[x] via Large Package -> Pin -> Title Defense!
2. Tag: Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega[o] beat Jason Saxon[x]/Tony Novus via STO Bomber -> Pin
3. Havok World Tag Team Championships: Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] beat Grind(c)/Hazard(c)[x] via Spear -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie beat Ripper Jane via DQ
5. Tag: Hood/Jamie OD[o] beat Trevor Mach/Tack Angel[x] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
6. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain beat Slam Master Jam via Shadow Kick -> Pin
7. Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Erica[o]/Tracy/Valarie Dorado beat Hope Mach/Iroha[x]/Kelly Steele via Curb Stomp -> Pin

Locker "Room" Area 3AM

Tom Yonk: SOMEBODY? ANYBODY?! PLEASE....PLEASE HELP! GET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!

-



Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Ed McMahon of Wrestling, and it looks like Havok is expanding even more! As the ratings increase and the cash flow comes pouring in, Smart Brain has decided to add a third show to the line up. No, #EVER doesn't count. #EVER never counts. Havok will be resurrecting The Clash, and filming will take place at Studio 5 in Saturn City. The Clash will give the lower card Renegades a chance to shine. It will also be the place that most of the New Wave's Second Wave will be debuting. A vicious Sambo master from Winters will be making his pro wrestling debut on the debut episode of The Clash. His name is simply Severide, and he will be facing Tom Yonk. We'll also have Los Tiburon and Hexagon III in tag action against a mystery team, returning to Havok. We're seeing a lot of returns lately. Smart Brain cut many of the Renegades and Lady Renegades, but brought them back when they deemed it was time, and so far those decisions have made big waves. Who will the returning team be? The main event will see TaskForce take on the new Havok World Tag Team Champions in a Non-Title match. We'll see how that goes down on the debut episode of The Clash!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: The Clash
Studio 5, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Tag: Los Tiburon/Hexagon III vs. ?/?
2. Singles: Tom Yonk vs. Severide[debut]
3. Non-Title Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus

Havok Training Facility - Saturn City

Dragon Shiryu is hitting a heavy bag repeatedly with kicks and punches. His Rozan Shoryu-Ha uppercut slices the bag open and sends it flying up in the ceiling. Suddenly, he stops completely and looks up.

Athena: *a voice coming from within Shiryu's mind* Shiryu. Shiryu my solider.

Dragon Shiryu: Athena, what is it?

Athena: *a voice coming from within Shiryu's mind* Shiryu, I'm so sorry to intrude upon your mind like this, but I must know if you have any leads on the identity of Hades.

Dragon Shiryu: I have added a few people to my list originally, I suspected Trevor Mach or Kishin Kid. Now Razorblade and Amigo have decided to target the Royal Crown Championship that I hold. Perhaps Hades knows of my intentions, and is trying to get to me in a concealed manner. I think I'll know more very soon. I-


Shiryu looks over to see Bashin Dan standing there awkwardly, only catching half of the conversation.

Bashin Dan: ...Uh....hey.

Dragon Shiryu: ....Hello.

Bashin Dan: Uh...don't feel too bad. I talk to my Battle Spirits cards all the time.

Dragon Shiryu: ....I'm not talking to myself.

Bashin Dan: Oh sure you're not! I'll just be....I'll just be going.

Benjamin: Well? Was he talking to himself?

Bashin Dan: I think Shiryu may have a "bad deck" *pointing to his head*.

Dragon Shiryu: *sigh* Hades, I will find you.


The Angel Residence 1AM

Loud pounding from the living room is causing the wall behind Tack and Amy Angel's bed to shake. A frustrated Amy Angel has a picture fall from the wall onto her lap. She glares over at Tack Angel, who is whistling to himself and reading a book.

Amy Angel: *sigh* Tack.

Tack Angel: *whistling*

Amy Angel: TACK!

Tack Angel: Yes dear?

Amy Angel: This has got to stop. I know you can hear what's going on out there in OUR living room.

Tack Angel: ....You ever say goodbye to someone in like a store or something, but then you see them again before you leave. Then it's like awkward cause you already said goodbye, or told them to have a good day. Do you do it again or do you ignore them at this point? I try to avoid them and hide if they haven't left yet. It's too much pressure and I hate pre-

Amy Angel: Tack, I KNOW you can hear that!

Tack Angel: ....Wrestling practice?

Amy Angel: ....

Tack Angel: *sigh* Yeah, I know.

Amy Angel: It's one in the morning!

Tack Angel: They...they just got back together! They're in love again! It actually seems better this time for the both of them! I'm happy for them.....really....really happy.

Amy Angel: Tack, I can't take it anymore. Trevor Mach has been living with us for MONTHS! He has brought not one but TWO women home and taken over our living room! He raids the fridge and is a terrible influence on Christina. He's even been bribing me with stuff thinking it will get him on my good side.

Tack Angel: He DOES pay rent.

Amy Angel: It's not with it. It's not worth THIS!

Tack Angel: It IS quite lewd.

Amy Angel: No, that's not the problem! If I'm not getting kind of action in my own home, I'll be dammed if he is!

Tack Angel: Wait what?

Amy Angel: It's time Tack. We have to tell him it's time to-


Trevor busts into the room wearing a towel.

Trevor Mach: Hey guys, just to let you know we're out of Powerade. This is the last one. *guzzles*

Tack Angel: That was MY Powerade.

Amy Angel: Trevor, we need to talk.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, actually we do. I wanted to let you guys know that I'm moving out tomorrow.

Tack Angel: What?

Amy Angel: Really!? I mean....oh no...why so sudden?

Trevor Mach: I just feel like it's time to have my own space again, and to be able to, no offense, live by my own rules.

Tack Angel: Well that's great buddy. I'm happy for you!

Trevor Mach: Plus, Tali and I are probably keeping you guys awake huh?

Tack Angel: What? No, we don't hear a-

Amy Angel: Actually just a little bit, but that's alright, because you were able to tell us the news. So where are you moving to? That nice place I recommended WAY across town the other day?

Trevor Mach: Nope, I'm moving into the place next to yours!

Amy Angel: ...What?

Trevor Mach: Yep, it just opened up and I got it! It's a swinging pad for my 80's lifestyle, PLUS I'll be right next to you guys so we can still hang out, and I can still watch Christina whenever you need me to!

Amy Angel: Oh....great.

Tack Angel: That's great buddy....or should I say neighbor!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I'll be right on the other side of THAT wall, so it's like I'm still here, and I always will be! Later guys, I gotta go knock on a back door.

Tack Angel: Later buddy! He may be out of control most of the time, but it's great to see he cared enough to move without even being asked. We should throw him a housewarming party!

Amy Angel: ....We may need to move.

Tack Angel: ....Hey wait a minute! I just got that Trevor! Lewd man! Lewd!

Amy Angel: *sigh*


-



M's Apartment

A simple one room apartment is where Real M's has called home for some time now. A dim light illuminated the room as M's made her way in. She quickly realized that she wasn't alone, as Tracy was laying on the bed.

Real M's: What the hell are you doing here?

Tracy: This place is a dump! why the hell are you living here?!

Real M's: I'm going to ask again. What the hell are you doing here?

Tracy: You used to like seeing me in a bed.

Real M's: ....I'm going to ask one....more...time. What the HELL are you doing here?

Tracy: Well I guess a booty call is out of the question. I'm here on behalf of Elevation. Erica did not appreciate what you did on Chaos TV!

Real M's: Like I care.

Tracy: You should care. You don't want to start a war do you? Remember who things used to be?

Real M's: How could I forget? Erica used to hit on me a lot too. Other women find me sexy, so that's great.

Tracy: Elevation was more than happy to leave you alone if just stayed out of our way. If you kept out of the spotlight. No, you had to get involved. I was going to try and let bygones be bygones too, and take the split with my usual grace. No, you just never know when to stop.

Real M's: I don't want to stop. I'm not going to stop. I'll do what I want when I want.

Tracy: Is that what we were? You just doing what you wanted when you wanted.

Real M's: ...Yeah pretty much. We've been over this before.

Tracy: You're burned out M's, and you took it out on the whole division. You think you can just come back from that?

Real M's: I don't intend to. If they need a hero, they can look elsewhere.

Tracy: Then WHY did you get involved?

Real M's: Cause Elevation pisses me off. It did then and it does now.

Tracy: My mother got to you didn't she? Heh, you're a joke M's. You have no idea what you're doing. You jumped right back into bed with Mach, and I'll tell you this, as hilarious it is to picture you getting fucked by Mach, it's equally as disturbing to picture Elevation fucking you up. This is going to get bad and bloody really fast. Don't make this mistake M's. STAY AWAY!

Real M's: Hey Tracy, how about you get fucked.

Tracy: ....You're making a huge mistake.

Real M's: You coming here was a big mistake. Leave now, or you're going to leave through the window.

Tracy: ....Screw you M's. I'm leaving.


Havok Backstage Photo Shoot

Photographer: That's it, the camera loves you!

Kelly Steele: Of course it does!

Photographer: Alright now bend towards me.

Kelly Steele: Oh, you want to see some of the cleavage? Come get a closer lo-JUST KIDDING! Ain't happening pal. I'm not into your fuzzy pickle. Just take that pictures.

Jackson Kain: ....What a woman.

Kelly Steele: Jackson Kain. Love your movies. Was that your real bare ass in Ninja Bloodfist, or a double.

Jackson Kain: That was all me baby. I'm quickly becoming a fan of yours. Tell me, did you release any music before joining Havok?

Kelly Steele: I did. I was in a band called Steele Blaze. It was me and Vicky Blaze.

Jackson Kain: THE Vicky Blaze? She-

Kelly Steele: Played the opening theme to your movie Die and Let Die. I know all about it. The backstabbing bitch sold out on me, but it's all good, as mama's got a brand new bag, and I'm going to rock the hell out of this place.

Jackson Kain: You ever have dinner with a World Champion before?

Kelly Steele: We could skip the dinner and get right down to it if you want.

Jackson Kain: Whoa mama! Is it getting hot in here?

Kelly Steele: No, that's just me.

Jackson Kain: Well I-

Degrees: Wait!

Jackson Kain: Degrees? What uh....what are you doing here man?

Degrees: As your Doctor, I have to say that any kind of sexual activity could inflame your injuries.

Kelly Steele: Oh, it would inflame something. *wink*

Jackson Kain: Degrees, don't do this. Man, she's going to inflame things! Doesn't that sound awesome?

Degrees: Depends on the context I suppose, but still, you REALLY shouldn't. You agreed to follow Doctor's orders until Rivals. You're doing that for my benefit too remember?

Jackson Kain: Yeah, so you won't feel bad when I beat you.

Degrees: No, it's so I can say I beat you at 100%.

Jackson Kain: Keep dreaming buddy.

Degrees: Well, you can dream about this whole thing, and get back to it AFTER Rivals. You'll need the pick me up after you lose.

Jackson Kain: You should get a PhD in trash talk Degrees.

Kelly Steele: Well, that's a shame. The Ol' Doc Cock Block.


Havok Training Center

Jason Saxon and Tony Novus are training, smashing forearms into the heavy bag.

Jason Saxon: Come on Tony! Hit it! Give it a big one! Yeah!

Tony Novus: *sigh*

Jason Saxon: What's wrong man?

Tony Novus: All of this. We've been losing match after match, and it's just not sitting well with me. This whole TaskForce thing has been a disaster.

Jason Saxon: Dude, we were the Havok World Tag Team Champions.

Tony Novus: WERE is the key term, and we're not very close to getting them back any time soon. I think we need a change.

Jason Saxon: A change of attitude?

Tony Novus: No....a gimmick change.


As Novus spoke the words gimmick change, a bolt of lighting hit the building. A rip in the very fabric of space and time opened up in front of TaskForce, as Rishin Fliger, the interdimensional wrestling hero appeared before the men.

Rishin Fliger: Did someones says dey needs da gimmick changing?

Tony Novus: Uh...yeah...I did.

Rishin Fliger: Your pleas were heards acrossded da mulitverse. I have comes to gives yous da new gimmick.

Jason Saxon: Whoa! I didn't agree to this yet.

Tony Novus: It'll be fine Jason. It's time for a change. The 80's work for Trevor Mach, but it's time for us to evolve. Maybe cut our hair and get with the times.

Jason Saxon: Well, Tack Angel would stop hating us so much if we did, and we're big fans of his, so I guess it makes sense. What the hell, let's give it a try.

Tony Novus: Mr. Fliger, we want to grow out of the TaskForce. We want to evolve. The 80's are over for us. It's time to move on.

Rishin Fliger: Wait....what years is its?

Jason Saxon: 2015.

Rishin Fliger: Oh oks....sos it hasn't happened yet.

Tony Novus: What hasn't happened?

Rishin Fliger: Nothings! No blacks holes or anythings to speaks of! You want to grow out the 80's, Rishin Fligers can dos dats for you. Heres it is. Grow out of the 80'ses and becomes a products of the 90's!

Tony Novus: Wait what!

Rishin Fliger: GIMMICK CHANGE BEAM!!!


Fliger hit the men with the Gimmick Change Beam, transforming them instantly. Jason Saxon's hair remained long, but his clothes turned to black leather pants and a vest. The same happened to Novus, but his hair became short and he grew a goatee. Both men were then given rose colored glasses to wear, as piercings and jewlery appeared on them.

?: Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males!

Tony Novus: Where is that coming from?

?: WHEN YOU SEE US COMING BETTER RUN FOR COVER!

Jason Saxon: I have no idea.

?: ON WEEKENDS I REMEMBER TO CALL MY MOTHER!

Tony Novus: Wait what?

?: I like to read works of fiction! And my stamp collection's in Mint Condition. Oh we're the Eagleland Males!

Fliger Rishin: 90's styles stripper mens with heartses of gold. My missions is completeded. Byes!


Rishin Fliger disappeared as he had appeared, with the rip closing behind him.

Jason Saxon: So....I guess this COULD work.

Tony Novus: ....The leather is a bit tight. My balls are crying for help. I don't know how to get these chaps off!

?: Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males! Eagleland Males!

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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



It's Saturday, and you know what that means? The C Show filmed in a studio? Yeahsureyoubetcha! This is The Clash, where Renegades and Lady Renegades looking to make names for themselves and work up the card, and where the Second Wave will make their debut. Just because it's the C Show, doesn't make it a bad show. The C stands for Can't Miss...the third tier show. Wait, just because it's the third tier show doesn't mean it's not worth watching either! If someone wins a bronze medal, that's still an achievement right? I mean you don't knock people for winning the bronze do you? You do? That's cold. Alright, how about this....at least it's not #EVER!

Los Tiburon and Hexagon III were set to kick off the first episode of The Clash against a returning tag team. The problem was that TWO different teams thought they were the returning tag team. Dogma Mask and Poison Jam came out at the SAME TIME as Randy no Kachi and LG Rod. An awkward silence lead to both teams claiming they were going to get into the match. At the end, it boiled down to a game of rock, paper, scissors. RnK won with Rock, convinving Poison Jam, that Rock smashes Paper. The Heel Besties officially returned for a match against The Anahuac Heroes, and a return that would net them a win, as LG Rod hit the Legdrop Bulldog on Hex III to lead to the pin, with RnK hitting the No Kachi Cutter on Tiburon to ensure the 1-2-3. After the match, someone told Dogma and Poison Jam that Paper beats Rock, as they came back into the ring to beat down on the Heel Besties.

The "Y Man" Tom Yonk would be the first opponent of the debuting Severide in the next match. This Second Wave debut comes from the frozen north, where he mastered Sambo and Bare Knucking Brawling, before picking up the sport of Professional Wrestling. This 6'4 285lb athlete came out in MMA inspired black shorts and gloves, with short black boots. Short black hair, with stubble to match, and a distinct scar down the right eye. He looked menacing enough, and he backed it up in the ring, immediately pulling in Tom Yonk for vicious knees and a Sambo styled takedown. The man had power and focus on his side, while Yonk....well...luckily for him, he's got a thick skull. He was grounded for a Ground n' Pound by Severide, until the referee had no choice, but to stop the match in Severide's favor. The Second Wave is off to a great start with talent like Severide. A great debut.

The main event saw the New Havok World Tag Team Champions Bashin Dan and Benjamin take on the newly named "Eagleland Males". Now known as simply "Saxon" and "Novus", the Eagleland Males came out in a much different fashion, flexing and posing to the ladies in the crowd. Guess they might be auditioning for a role in the Weekend Wrecking Crew? The new champions were still shocked to be in the position, with Benjamin attempting to stop the cameramen snapping photos from "casting blind" on him. The Eagleland Males looked like a team rejuvenated, which makes sense considering Fliger's Beam and all. The Champions are lucky this was non-title action, as Novus hit the Diving Crossbody on Benjamin to get the pin. Perhaps the Eagleland Males will be next in line for the titles in a rematch? Not on this show though....cause it's over.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: The Clash
Studio 5, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Tag: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[o] beat Los Tiburon/Hexagon III[x] via Legdrop Bulldog -> Pin  
2. Singles: Severide[debut] beat Tom Yonk via Ground n' Pound -> Referee Stoppage
3. Non-Title Tag: Saxon/Novus[o] beat Bashin Dan/Benjamin[x] via Diving Crossbody -> Pin

-

Havok Locker Room

Randy no Kachi and LG Rod are seen running to the back, hiding behind lockers as Poison Jam and Dogma Mask pass them by.

Randy no Kachi: Dude, we did it!

LG Rod: We escaped with our lives?

Randy no Kachi: We won our return.

LG Rod: Yeah, but we really made them mad. We weren't even contracted to return and we steal their return.

Randy no Kachi: It was PERFECT! Now, Smart Brain HAS to take us seriously.

LG Rod: That's true. The Heel Besties are BACK!

Randy no Kachi: Dude, we need to talk about that.

LG Rod: About what?

Randy no Kachi: The name.

LG Rod: What? Are we....are we not *lip quivering* besties?

Randy no Kachi: No! No! We are totally besties man, but we need a new name!

LG Rod: I guess so. Maybe we could get some new merch.

Randy no Kachi: I was thinking since Chaos TV! is the biggest show in wrestling, we could call ourselves the KINGS OF CHAOS!

LG Rod: ...KOC....You want to be KOC?

Randy no Kachi: ...Huh?

LG Rod: "Hey look guys, it's KOC." "Check out KOC over there!"

Randy no Kachi: Alright I get-

LG Rod: That name can suck my KOC.

Randy no Kachi: ALRIGHT FINE! What do you want to be called?

LG Rod: Team Intensity!

Randy no Kachi: T.I.T?

LG Rod: No! You have to do some word gymnastics to make it T.I.T!

Randy no Kachi: I don't like it...it's no good.

LG Rod: You're no good!

Randy no Kachi: I know! We're heels!

LG Rod: We need a really inventive name, that represents how cool we are.

Randy no Kachi: Uh...they're coming back this way.

LG Rod: Now, let me think.

Randy no Kachi: They're closing in.

LG Rod: Hmmm.

Randy no Kachi: DANGER!

LG Rod: I like it. That's a good name, but it needs a little something.

Randy no Kachi: DANGER MAXIMUM!

LG Rod: I LOVE IT! LET'S-

Randy no Kachi: RRUUUUNN!!!

LG Rod: Huh? AAAAHHH!


The Clash Interview Stage

Jeff Andonuts: HOO of Havok here, with a post Clash interview with a Second Waver that will be debuting next week on The Clash. Let's bring him in!

A generic looking man with spiked tips, iron ball necklace, visor hat, cargo shorts, and sandles makes his way to the stage.

Jeff Andonuts: Smart Brain has been looking for new talent, bringing them to my attention, but I'm not sure I know much about....you. What's your name kid?

?: ....You don't know my name? Well that's a "Dan Shane", cause that's my name! DAN SHANE!

Jeff Andonuts: ....Are you serious?

Dan Shane: Yep! That's my thing! It's a "Dan Shane" you didn't know that.

Jeff Andonuts: Right....*fixes glasses*....you're fired.

Dan Shane: WHAT?!

Jeff Andonuts: You're fired. Security!

Dan Shane: HEY! WAIT! NO! PLEASE! NO! I'M GREAT! IT'S A "DAN SHANE" THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS!

Jeff Andonuts: ...Take him out back and beat him up...please.




Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Bastion Balthazar Bux of Wrestling, and it's that update time again. Big news! Cause Havok is being loaded with new talent, we need to expand....wait for it......YET AGAIN! Chaos TV! is being expanded to THREE HOURS! The logic behind this being "If it was a bad idea every other time it's ever happened, what's the worst that could happen?!" A packed show will return us to the Smart Brain Arena, as the Renegades and Lady Renegades prep for Rivals in less than a week! The full card for the newly renamed Ultimate Chaos and an updated card for Rivals can be found below. Check em out! Cause if you don't, well....you won't know what you're watching.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Ultimate Chaos
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Tag: Poison Jam/Dogma Mask vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
2. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Sunny Malibu(c)/Kaie(c) vs. Diana/Kikuri
3. Non-Title Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Saxon/Novus
4. Singles: Kishin Kid vs. Slam Master Jam
5. Tag: Dragon Shiryu/Takumi Inui vs. Amigo/Razorblade
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele vs. Tracy
7. 8-Man Tag: Jackson Kain/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Degrees vs. Void/Hood/Jamie OD/Hazard

Havok: Rivals
Twoson Fairground
Pay Per View


1. Singles: Kishin Kid vs. Kiva
2. Havok Royal Crown #1 Contender: Amigo vs. Razorblade
3. Last Man Standing: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD
4. Non-Title Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Masato Kusaka
5. Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach© vs. Ripper Jane
6. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. Amigo or Razorblade
7. Singles: Grind vs. Hazard
8. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Void
9. Havok World Championship: Jackson Kain© vs. Degrees

Tommy Dukes: WAIT! Was just told we had some more international news. Joining us now is our new expert of Edo, Ike Taney!

Ike Taney: Thanks Tommy, but it's not pronounced Edo, it's pronounced The Orient.

Tommy Dukes: ....No....no it's Edo.

Ike Taney: Ooooorrrreeeeeiiiiieeeeennnnnt.

Tommy Dukes: ....Guys, is he serious?

Ike Taney: Look at the map here. This whole general area, is called The Orient, and this land mass here is called Kyoto.

Tommy Dukes: Kyoto is a city in Edo. It's that dot right there.

Ike Taney: No, this whole mass is Kyoto, that's where all wrestlers from The Orient come from....they come from Kyoto. *squints his eyes and holds them slanted* Being the expert on The Orient, where all theme music starts with the shamisen, and is followed by chings and then chongs, I can safely say that they might be the worst drivers, they are the best wrestlers. The legendary group Fix DOER is coming over from the Demon Door Promotion, where yes, the group will yes, compete in, yes Havok. J-NESS, Magnum KYOTO, and Jimmy Saito will debut next week on yes, Havok: The Clash. It should be an exciting show. Make sure you get your chopsticks, and take yours shoes off at the door for this one. Back to you Tommy.

Tommy Dukes: .....Renegades, I apologize about Ike Taney, and I've been told by Jeff Andonuts that not only is he fired, but he's being sent to Edo to learn what it is personally by some wrestlers who are not too happy with how he has talked about them. I think I'd pay to see that.


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Smart Brain Arena Basement

The room was dark, with Hazard sitting in the chair that was once occupied by Maniac. A masked man in all black, with a skull face on the mask stands behind him as Void paces back and forth in front of him.

Void: The word needs soldiers. It needs followers. The word must be spread oh hopelessness and chaos. The power of embracing that needs to be witnessed. You are not making the sheep bare witness. You are failing us. You are failing the word. Your beating at our hands was meant to send you a message Hazard. You are not Switchback. You are not what you were. You're Hazard, and you are a blight on those that do not heed the word. You must make them bare witness or-

Trevor Mach: Or what? You'll kick him out of your super cool club?


Void stares up as Trevor Mach wanders into the basement room.

Trevor Mach: I was looking for the bathroom, and look what I find. Real creepy locale here guys.

Void: You do not belong here. We're teaching a lesson to Hazard, and a lesson will be taught to you in due time. A lesson of violence.

Trevor Mach: Ha! So you're beating up guys who fail Undeth eh? What happens when I beat you at Rivals. Are you going to let your flunkies beat you up? I freaking doubt it.

Void: I will not fail.

Trevor Mach: You already have. You just don't know it yet.

Void: Your arrogance is pathetic Mach. Everyone knows what you are. An egomaniac, that must be seen, and must be witnessed. You are no different from me. You never have been, you just lack my focus. You're too busy thinking that you're the best wrestler around that you lack the insight and freedom that comes with embracing Undeth.

Trevor Mach: Am I the best wrestler around? That's debateable really. I've dabbled in different styles, and I think I'm still getting better, but to be able to call yourself the best requires a bit of hardware that you no longer have. Yeah, I like to get myself out there, that's what I do. I'm a loud voice. This is my outlet. You think I have an ego, but I just do what I want. You think I underestimate you, but you underestimate me. I don't stop. I don't quit. You want to beat me, you're going to have to put me into a coma! I will walk into a punch just to be able to throw one back. I will not stop. I"m going to be the most annoying bastard you have EVER had to fight in the ring. More than that, you'll be surprised to know I can outsmart you too.

Void: ....Now I know you're trash talking. You're a mindless war machine, and my insight, my knowledge of you and what you can do, that will make sure that I'm more than able to "put you in a coma". You now have 10 seconds to leave.

Trevor Mach: Oh, I'll go alright, but not because you told me too. I'll go because I REALLY have to go to the bathroom. I wasn't kidding about that.

Void: ...Moron.

Trevor Mach: Am I?

Void: Yes.

Trevor Mach: Oh. Oh well!




This is Ultimate Chaos! Grab a soda and hunker down for THREE hours of wrestling action with Ultimate chaos! THREE HOURS! THREEEEEE! Yeah, a lot of promotions have burned out after making a show three hours, but Havok is working to build up the most impressive roster, with incredible matches from top to bottom. The New Wave and Second Wave have made this possible, with Smart Brain expanding Havok to its biggest state. The show opened with the Renegades popping big for the Havok World Champion Jackson Kain. The signature pyro and posing preceeded a 19 Minute and 59 Second opening promo. Just kidding, it's not that long. Could you imagine doing that every week? That'd be stupid.

Jackson Kain: Renegades! It's Lights! Camera! Action! Jackson! I'm the Havok World Champion, but it's more like WE'RE the Havok World Champion! You guys helped make this place home for me. I was used to the silver screen. I was busy raking in bucks from films like "Killsploditude" and "Die Nazis Die!" and especially "Die Nazis Die 2: Die Nazier". That one made MILLIONS! The thing about that is I never got to see, hear, and feel what the fans thought about the movies. I was absorbed in my own ego. When I heard all of you backing me for this, it was a slightly humbling experience.....SLIGHTLY. It was all of you that brought me here. You motivated me. you gave me that rush! I couldn't have done this with out you. I mean, I did all the work in the ring, BUT you guys cheered for me, and that's just great. I'm awesome, that's a fact, but you make me awesomer, and you're awesome for that. I love you guys.

Degrees' music hit as he clapped for his friend as he made his way down to the ring.

Degrees: If anyone else was pandering this much, I'd call it fake, but you sir, you are a man that knows how to genuinely pander.

Jackson Kain: What do you mean buddy? I just wanted to tell these people that they live in a great city, and the sports team they like is the best, and will win the championship game!

Degrees: This guy, he's an actor alright. You do the acting, but I'll be the doctor here, and I've got your prognosis. You're looking in good shape, and the injury seems to be clearing up. It's a good thing too since you decided to get yourself in the main event tonight AHEAD of our Rivals match, in which I asked you to PLEASE wait until then.

Jackson Kain: Hey! You're in the main event too!

Degrees: Someone has to watch your back, and that's me.....until I beat you at rivals.

Jackson Kain: Who said a friend versus friend match couldn't be entertaining. We're totally taking off the kiddie gloves here and making this personal right?

Degrees: Haha! You want personal? Let's put it this way, I'm a guy that went from doctor to hero and champion. I have to admit that felt pretty good. I got used to being the guy that people could rely on. I was the leader, and while I have nothing but pride for you, I remember that I've been able to beat you before, and I have to wonder if I can do it again. You're my best friend, but I'm not going to hold back. I'm going to beat you at Rivals. You ARE my rival.

Jackson Kain: Well hell yeah Degrees. Don't hold back, cause I'm more focused on this match then I was in the movie "Die Nazi Die 3: The Die-ening!" You're name dropping of the Pay Per View was clever by the way. You are MY Havok: Rivals too!

Degrees: Promo's running long. I'll see you later tonight.

Jackson Kain: Not if I see you first!

Degrees: Yes. I'll just see you second.

Jackson Kain: ....You win this round!


The opening match saw two returning teams go head to head. Poison Jam and Dogma Mask returned, and that also meant that Mr. Gouji was back, having returned to a role as Manager for the two. They faced the newly renamed Danger Maximum team of Randy no Kachi and LG Rod. They outsmarted the Gouji Guys on The Clash, but Mr. Gouji kept his monsters focused for an intense opener. However, LG Rod and Randy no Kachi got the idea to lure them out of the ring, and hop back in at the last minute to win via Count Out. Another way of beating them without REALLY beating them. Still a win is a win, but Gouji made sure that Dogma Mask and Poison Jam got the last laugh, as RnK and Rod were chucked out into the crowd.

Smart Brain Arena Parking Lot

A limo pulled up, with Erica, Tracy, and Valarie Dorado emerging. An uneasy Tess came out with them, having been coerced to let the trio use her personal limo to make it to the event.

Erica: So, you expect us to make our own way to these events when you have your own limo? You really know how to live.

Tess: Smart Brain paid for-

Erica: I don't want to hear your excuses! Elevation is going to see to it that this type of treatment goes out to all the Lady Renegades.

Tess: You mean the treatment for Elevation.

Erica: Well, the best treatment for us of course. I deserve it. I held the Women's Championship longer than anyone, and that deserves respect! Let's go ladies.

Tracy: Mom, just stay out of our way.

Tess: *sigh*


Elsewhere, Jeff Andonuts is walking around in the back when...

Dan Shane: It's a DAN SHANE that you kicked me out on The Clash, but Dan Shane is ready for action on Ultimate Chaos!

Jeff Andonuts: Who let you in here? Name names because they are fired too.

Dan Shane: It'd be a Dan Shane to-

Jeff Andonuts: I'm calling the police.


Lady Renegades were in tag action next, with the belts ont he line. Kaie and Sunny Malibu were set to take on Diana and Kikuri. The match barely got off the ground before Elevation hit the ring, rendering the match a No Contest. This drew the ire of the Renegades, as Tracy grabbed a mic.

Tracy: Hey, quit drawing all the ire. We don't need it! This is a no ire zone right now! We're about to tell you how it is! When I was in Rated M, I set out to tear down the division, but with Elevation, we're going to elevate it!

Erica: You didn't want to see this match. You're acting like you did, but you didn't. Your eyes are lying to your brain. Trust me on this. They are not the athletes you want to see. Two stereotypes with belts versus an over the tope goth and whatever the hell Diana thinks she is with that jumpsuit and 80's hair. You want the real Lady Renegades. You want the originals, who never got a chance to expand with the sport as it took off to new heights. I am deserving of this spot! I belong here! I don't need you to tell me I do! I know I do! I think Tracy and Valarie Dorado deserve to be #1 Contenders. I think I deserve to be #1 Contender for the Lady Renegades Championship. Choose to believe me or not, but Elevation is going to make it happen.


The new Havok Tag Team Champions Bashin Dan and Benjamin lost to newly named Eagleland Males on The Clash, but this Non-Title rematch would be their chance to redeem themselves. A better match over the one on the C Show, with Dan and Benjamin picking up some steam. Saxon and Novus got TOO into their new personas, playing up too much to the crowd, as Saxon ate a spear from Benjamin before the pin and the win. The champs get the win, and the Eagleland Males are going to have to work harder in their new personas if they want that title shot.

Kishin Kid's maddening quest to beat Slam Master Jam lead to this singles match between the two. Kiva, Los Tiburon, and Hexagon III were in Slam Master Jam's corner for this match, goading on Kishin Kid, who has made it his mission to be the wall of Havok, meaning he has continuously played with fire. His losses to SMJ have been him getting burned. The Anahuac Heroes wouldn't get involved in the match, instead imploring SMJ to win with his own power. The recent wins have given him a boost, but a viciously focused Kishin Kid was just too much, kicking out of the Slam Jam pin attempt and coming back with the Demon Wings for the pin. Kishin Kid laughed and cried at the same time, like he had just won the biggest match of his life. He pointed and laughed at Kiva, promising to do the same to him at Rivals.

Backstage, Amigo and Razorblade were seen talking strategy for their upcoming match. Tom Yonk walked by and Razor had to hold back Amigo from attacking him. Man knows how to hold a grudge. It was at this point that Steve had to remind Amigo that the match was next, with the two quickly making their way to the ring. The two fast rising stars of the New Wave, Takumi Inui the Television Champion, and Dragon Shiryu, the Royal Crown Champion were already waiting in the ring. This was the best tag match of the night, with explosive nearfalls and a huge crowd response. Takumi Inui's thorn in his side, Kusaka made his way out from the crowd to once again try to get involved in the match. Shiryu got in the way and prepared to brawl with Kusaka. Takumi tried to get him to back off, but got caught in a slam by Razorblade, who tagged in Amigo and locked Inui up in the Rear Naked Choke. Shiryu tried to get back into the ring to break the choke, but Kusaka held him back long enough for the Referee to render the decision via Choke Out. Amigo and Razorblade win the match, as both prepare to face off at Rivals for a shot at Shiryu's Royal Crown Championship. Takumi had to be helped up by Shiryu, but he pushed him off as he tried to get at Kusaka. He grabbed a mic.

Takumi Inui: I don't know what you want with me Kusaka. I'm just trying to live my life and fight to the best of my ability, but you keep getting involved.

Makoto Kusaka: You know Inui! You know exactly what you've done! You're going to pay, and I'm going to be the one to make you pay! You'll pay for what happened at the Ryusei School! These people, they love you, but they should HATE YOU! Why do you still live Takumi!

Takumi Inui: Right now, I live to fight you at Rivals.


Smart Brain Arena Parking Lot

Dan Shane was being tossed by security into the garbage as Bashin Dan and Benjamin passed by.

Benjamin: The odd men in leather lost tonight, but they did win the other night. Does that mean they get a title shot?

Bashin Dan: I'll take on all comers. My hot blood boils at the thought of competition. They have an unpredictable deck, but we'll overcome it with friendship!

Benjamin: ...You said it Dan. Hey, isn't that Maniac over there?

Bashin Dan: Yeah, it is!


The two walk up on Maniac as he's heading towards the building.

Bashin Dan: Maniac, are you all right?

Maniac: The hell do you two want?

Benjamin: We saw what that weird cult did. They locked you up and-

Maniac: Yeah yeah yeah. They gave me this dumb speech about hopelessness and bleakness, and I honestly couldn't care less.

Bashin Dan: We were starting to think you were Undeth's new masked man.

Maniac: They had a no smoking policy, and I wasn't about to give up the ol' death sticks. If I want blood and violence, oh and I do by the way, it'll be on my own terms. I would suggest you get out of my way. Gotta let the boss know I'm not dead if I want to get paid apparently.

Benjamin: What an odd fellow.

Bashin Dan: Yeah...odd.


The Second Wave Lady Renegade Kelly Steele came to the ring for her singles debut against Tracy in a big test against a former Champion. Kelly Steele came out playing her guitar and got a big reception from the crowd. Face to face, Tracy mocked the guitar playing and got a kick to the gut for her troubles. Kelly Steele presented more of her sloppy bar room style, which took Tracy some time to adjust to, eventually wearing the rocker down and trying the TikTak finisher, but Steele managed to escape and land a big slam that knocked the wind out of Tracy and nearly cost her the match. The former Lady Renegades Champion gouged the eyes to slow Steele down and worked over her back, targeting it specifically for another TikTak attempt in the future. She picked up Steele's guitar from the outside and mocked playing it. Kelly got to her feet and rushed Tracy, but Tracy tossed her guitar to her. She caught it, and Tracy kicked her in the stomache and dropped her with a DDT. She picked Kelly back up for the TikTak and landed the finished. 1-2-ROPE BREAK! The newcomer showed great ring awareness, with a quick move to the ropes. Tracy got frustrated enough to pick the guitar back up, ready to break it over Kelly Steele's head but then Real M's music began to play. She made her way to the stage and stared down Tracy. Erica and Valarie Dorado stood in between M's and Tracy, with Tracy mocking her from the ring. M's just raised an eyebrow and pointed behind Tracy, as Kelly Steele got back to her feet and scooped up Tracy, playing her like a guitar before hitting a backbreaker that lead to the pin and the HUGE upset victory for Kelly Steele. Elevation were handed a surprise loss, as Kelly Steele rushed into the crowd to celebrate with the fans. As Elevation left, Kelly Steele came up to Real M's to thank her for being the equalized, but M's wasn't having any of it, simply leaving the way she came.

Grind could be seen grabbing a seat for the main event.

The big main event saw 8-Man Tag action with the Havok World Champion Jackson Kain and his #1 Contender Rival Degrees teaming with the Bad Dudes against the Undeth group. A frantic free for all kind of match that saw Tack Angel and Jamie OD continue their odd back and forth kick fests, ahead of a match that is sure to give one of them a concussion. Jackson Kain tried goading Void into in ring action after what happened between the two before, but Void was happy to give orders until Mach hit the ring. He tagged in and the two faced off. Void backed off and tagged in Jamie OD, prompting Trevor to tag in Tack for more of those brain cell killing, shin splinting kicks! It was then that Maniac ran down to the ring. He was now wearing a Hanibal Lecter masked over his mouth as he ran to the ring, revealing himself to be the newest member of Undeth. Luckily, Bashin Dan and Benjamin cut him off, realizing that he was playing them before. Unluckily, Maniac wasn't the man in the mask we've been seeing recently, as that man appeared from the crowd and tripped up Tack Angel, leading to a Penalty Kick by Jamie OD and the pin. Undeth brawled with Kain, Degrees, and the Bad Dudes, with the tag champs helping out in the process, ending the first Ultimate Chaos with a big brawl. Long promos to open the show and non-decisive finishes. Doing that every week for 3 Hours would certainly rub the viewers Raw.

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Ultimate Chaos
Smart Brain Arena, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Tag: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod beat Poison Jam/Dogma Mask via Count Out
2. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Sunny Malibu(c)/Kaie(c) vs. Diana/Kikuri ended in a No Contest
3. Non-Title Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] beat Saxon[x]/Novus via Spear -> Pin
4. Singles: Kishin Kid beat Slam Master Jam via Demon Wings -> Pin
5. Tag: Amigo[o]/Razorblade beat Dragon Shiryu/Takumi Inui[x] via Olympic Slam -> Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
6. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Tracy via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
7. 8-Man Tag: Void/Hood/Jamie OD[o]/Hazard beat Jackson Kain/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel[x]/Degrees via Penalty Kick -> Pin

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Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades it's me, the Harvey Korman of Wrestling, Tommy Dukes. I have egg on my face. This one is totally on me you guys. So when we got a memo from Smart Brain, we misinterpreted it and thought they wanted a 3-Hour Chaos TV! That is TOTALLY not what they wanted. That's my bad, I thought I knew what it said. We're still trying to figure it out. The point is, we won't be having Ultimate Chaos next week. We'll be going back to Chaos TV! and it will only be 2-Hours. I'm sorry guys. So sorry. To make it up for you, here's the upcoming cards before Havok: Rivals. Enjoy!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Makoto Kusaka vs. Tom Yonk
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele vs. Real M's
3. Singles: Kishin Kid vs. Hexagon III
4. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Hood
5. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Jackson Kain/Degrees vs. Jamie OD/Maniac/Hazard
6. Lady Renegades Elimination 6-Women Tag: Hope Mach/Kaie/Sunny Malibu vs. Tracy/Erica/Valarie Dorado

Smart Brain Presents Havok: The Clash
Studio 5, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Robbie Ross[Debut] vs. [Returning Renegade]
2. Singles: Severide vs. [Returning Renegade]
3. 6-Man Tag: Kiva/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon vs. Jimmy Saito/J-NESS/Magnum Kyoto

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Outside Iwata Memorial Arena

The camera was slowing panning down from the top of the arena to the clearing in the back. The panning quickly sped up as the camera man fell from the top into a pile of garbage. As he shook the trash off the camera he caught Jamie OD kicking the heads off of manikins.

Jamie OD: HAHA! TAKE THAT TACK! AHAHAHA! HEADS UP!

Void: Chaos and violence flow through you.

Jamie OD: Tell me something I don't already know boss! AHA!

Void: Make an example of him OD. Show them the power. Make them embrace Undeth.

Jamie OD: Hard to embrace anything when you got no head! AHAHA!




Havok returned to Onett, where the locals still hang effigies of EBW wrestlers. The locals don't like dem EBW types round these parts, but luckily they LOVE Havok. Let's hope they don't make the connection or we might not make it back from this one. The Iwata Memorial Arena played host to the last Xcite before Havok: Rivals, a stacked card full of...well rivalries. Sometimes I feel like I'm telling you stuff you already know. I mean, it's my job and all, but it makes me feel like a tool. I'm just saying.

Havok Television Champion Takumi Inui could be seen watching on a monitor, as Masato Kusaka made his entrance for his debut match against the sacrificial lamb Tom Yonk. The Y Man thought he'd show the "rookie" how things are done, but Kusaka made it clear early on, that the way he gets things done is through constant head trauma. He was vicious and vindictive, flashing a menacing grin towards the camera, as if he knew Takumi were watching. He slammed Yonk to the mat before scooping up the remains, tilting his head back before he hit a high dropkick right on the chin, which he later called the Gold Smash to counter Takumi's Crimson Smash. This lead to his first win in Havok. Looks like the Takumi will have his hands full in this New Wave vs. Second Wave battle.

Locker Room

Kishin Kid is taking posters of Slam Master Jam and balling them up. He is then taking shots at a nearby trash can. He misses before realizing the camera man is on him.

Kishin Kid: HEY! I only missed that shot because you startled me! Yeah! That's it! You buying it? Well you better! You saw what I did to Slam Master Jam right? I beat HIM! He NEVER beat me! I don't care WHAT literally EVERYONE ELSE might be saying, because they are JUST saying it to GET TO ME! IT'S NOT WORKING! AAAAAH! He even had three managers in his corner, and I know FOR A FACT, none of them had a manager's license! This means that I am stronger than ALL THREE of the Anahuac losers! They think they can bypass me?! I'm the WALL! You're not getting by me Kiva. You had 15 minutes of fame once before and you let Undeth crush that. You will NEVER get that back! No more fame, I TOOK ALL THE MINUTES! THEY'RE MY MINUTES! ALL OF EM!

Kishin Kid taked another shot at the basket....and misses again.

Kishin Kid: TURN THE CAMERA OFF!

Kelly Steele was up next, getting her biggest test to date with the returning Real M's. At least, that's what she was expecting to happen. The Second Wave rocker girl was waiting the original Lady Renegade to return, but she didn't make her entrance. After several minutes the referee started to make the count for a count out. Finally, Real M's made her way down to the ring. A psyched Kelly Steele was ready, as M's sized her up. She grabbed a mic.

Real M's: This is what you want me to come back for? I'm not going to step into the ring for pretenders. Never again.

Kelly Steele: Hey! Where the hell are you going? I've been looking forward to this for days! Fight me Real M's!

Real M's: ...It's just M's now.


M's walked away, as the referee counted her out. A distraught Kelly Steele accepted a bittersweet victory.

The next match Kishin Kid take on Hexagon III. The New Epic, feeling he is better than all three luchadors, invited Kiva and Los Tiburon to get into the ring as well, but they let it remain 1-on-1. Good match, but Kishin Kid's ego actually helped him on this one, as he was able to hit the Demon Wings and dispatch of Hex III. He goes into Rivals with the win.

Iwata Arena Backstage

Ripper Jane is attacking Hope Mach as a cameraman runs up to them. Jane is exploiting Hope's recently injured, attacked it with whatever she can get her hands on. Iroha and Sunny Malibu part them, as Degrees arrives on the scene to tend to Hope.

Trevor Mach took on the returning Hood in the next match. Void stood on the stage for this match, with the masked man standing not too far behind him. Hood brought the fight hard and heavy in the early stages, but Mach shook off the Undeth presence on the outside to come back big with a clinch to knees Trevorplex followed by the Macha Ye and the pin. After the match, Mach grabbed a mic.

Trevor Mach: Enjoy the show Void? You put anybody in a mask and send them my way, and I'll be happy to bash their heads in. Embrace my knee in your face! BOOSH!

Void: Still brash and egotistical. You're a fool, and you don't know a thing about what you've gotten yourself into.

Trevor Mach: I know more than you think I know....I think....I...know?

Void: You're going to find yourself overwhelmed, and only then will you understand the power of Undeth.

Trevor Mach: You know what you just said? Yeah....bullshit to all that nonsense. You're going to find out that my knees REALLY hurt! GET HYPE! BOOSH!


Iwata Memorial Arena Parking lot

EMTs were shown trying to take Hope away, but she refused, leaving the ambulance of her own accord and limping her way back into the arena.

The next match was a 6-Man Tag featuring the Havok World Champion Jackson Kain, #1 Contender Degrees, and Tack Angel taking on the agents of Undeth. This would be Maniac's first match in Undeth, but it didn't make him any less crazed in his attacks. Kain and Degrees worked hard to make sure that they are both in fighting shape for Rivals, and were happy to let Tack Angel continue his series with Jamie OD. Unfortunately, Undeth's dastardly tactics lead to Hood rushing to the ring to trip up Tack Angel, which lead to another skull shattering Penalty Kick from OD and the pin. OD is going into his Last Man Standing match against Tack Angel with a couple of wins netted against him, and some possible concussions. After the match Grind made his way out of the crowd and stood in front of Hazard. Hazard was first to strike, but Grind won out, making Hazard stumble back onto the ground and back away.

Main event time, as the Lady Renegades face off in 6-Woman action. Originally scheduled as an elimination match, it was changed to a normal 6-Woman Tag, with Iroha taking Hope's place. However, early into the match, Hope Mach limped her way down to the ring and inserted herself back in in place of Iroha to a massive pop from the Renegades in the crowd. The Lady Renegades Champion setting the example. Unfortunately, Ripper Jane made her way past Iroha and tripped up Hope, who took a fall off the ring and injured herself further. Before Iroha could return to the ring, The Elevation Trio had taken full advantage of the situation, with Valarie Dorado putting one half of the Lady Renegade Tag Champions Sunny Malibu in the Cross Armbreaker. A submission followed, giving Elevation the win, and a win that may lead to a tag title shot. The show ended with an injured Hope still trying to get to get feet to get to Ripper Jane. Injury allowing, Hope Mach will put the title up on the line against Ripper Jane at Havok: Rivals, just days away...

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Makoto Kusaka beat Tom Yonk via Gold Smash -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Real M's via Count Out
3. Singles: Kishin Kid beat Hexagon III via Demon Wings
4. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Hood via Macha Ye -> Pin
5. 6-Man Tag: Jamie OD[o]/Maniac/Hazard beat Tack Angel[x]/Jackson Kain/Degrees via Penalty Kick -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades 6-Women Tag: Tracy/Erica/Valarie Dorado[o] beat Hope Mach/Kaie/Sunny Malibu[x] via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission

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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Havok HOO Office

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* I hate my job title. Great job. Great pay. That job title....my ultimate regre-

Magic Mike: Hey DJ Jazzy Jeff!

Jeff Andonuts: What? Is that....is that my new nickname? Awesome!

Magnum PT: The main HOO!

Jeff Andonuts: Oh no, we're back to that.

Erik Stone: Where are the ladies at?

Jeff Andonuts: Uh..this is my office...no ladies here...ever. *sigh*

Magic Mike: So what did want?

Jeff Andonuts: Oh that's right, I did call you guys in here. So listen, I keep getting weird requests from Smart Brain, but I haven't seen Smart Lady around to translate what this all means. Apparently, they want us to start a 1-900 number.

Magic Mike: Really?

Erik Stone: You sure about that?

Magnum PT: Yeah guys, that stuff's still relevant in Edo actually. They still have fax machines and VHS too.

Magic Mike: That's wicked.

Erik Stone: I like f*cking Edo women.

Jeff Andonuts: That has nothing to do with this.

Erik Stone: Or does it?

Magic Mike: I'm with Stoney.

Jeff Andonuts: I was hoping you guys could round up the Renegades to help establish a call center, so the wrestlers can talk to the fans and-

Magic Mike: Say no more, the Weekend Wrecking Crew has GOT THIS!

Magnum PT: We've got it ALL under control.

Erik Stone: I think I'm going to enjoy this.


Havok Hotline Call Center

The room is full of Renegades on the phone. Jeff Andonuts enters the room beaming with pride until he sees the sign on the wall. "Havok Sex Line"

Jeff Andonuts: WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

Magnum PT: Look man, we did exactly what you asked! Havok's got the Hotline!

Jeff Andonuts: I meant a news hotline! A place where people can call for information directly from the Renegades for the low low price of 2.99 a minute, make sure to get your parent's permission first.

Magnum PT: Oh....well that's not what this is.

Jeff Andonuts: No, that's not what this is at all!

Magnum PT: We made a place where fans can have phone sex with the Renegades, and we really don't want kids getting permission.

Jeff Andonuts: We don't want that at all! We need to stop this!


Jeff is running down the aisles trying to stop the controversy in the making. Meanwhile, the roster is getting tied up in some odd calls.

Tack Angel: What? What am I wearing? Uh...a shirt and pants. Oh..uh...thanks...I'm glad you like my voice. Did you want the wrestling news or.....WHAT?! You want me to WHAT? Lady, I'm married!

Dogma Mask: *breathing heavily through his mask*

Amigo: Is that working out for you? The breathing part? Cause, I'm not having the best luck over here.

Tack Angel: Mam, that's very lewd. My wife would never do that....I don't think...I wonder.

Swift: Yeah, I'll rub my forehead on the phone, I'm doing it right now. What's that? You want me to make the face through the phone? >:C

Hope Mach: ....Really funny guys. Give the deaf girl a phone. Appreciate it.

Diana: What's that? You're into S&M? It's funny that you mention that.

Trevor Mach: You're a dirty girl eh? You like that?

M's: So, how is it going?

Trevor Mach: Tali, I totally knew that was you. What are you doing?

M's: Calling you up. That a problem?

Trevor Mach: Not at all. Something on your mind?

M's: Yep, that's why I called a phone sex line. Cause I got a lot going on. You didn't really know it was me.

Trevor Mach: I totally did! A little birdy redirected the call. I'm not being cute either, it was Flying Man.

M's: I needed some distraction....and scotch.

Trevor Mach: Now that's a great combo. You seem pissed off about something. What can I set fire to to cheer you up?

M's: You always know just what to say Mach, but the googly I'm here for you shit isn't what I need.

Trevor Mach: And I'm not here for the googly shit, but I do have your back you know?

M's: You always have.

Trevor Mach: Is this about the stuff with the Lady Renegades? Hey, you want to go on burning the house down you go for it Lady. Don't let them try and guilt trip you into acting like a heroine. You want to get back to wrestling for the sake of it, that's cool too. If you're not sure about it you could just give it a try you know? Maybe a "just the tip" sort of thing.

M's: Ha! Don't you give me "just the tip" Trevor Mach. I know what your "just the tip" means, and it NEVER means...."just the tip".

Trevor Mach: ....Guilty as charged.

M's: So if I went by THAT logic, I'd better tell the whole division to bite down on the pillow, I'm going all in.

Trevor Mach: ....If that's how you want to word it.

M's: Hehe, how the hell do you keep doing that?

Trevor Mach: Doing what?

M's: Making me laugh.

Trevor Mach: I'm a bullshit artist babe, it's what I do. *wink* Well, do you need some time to think cause I-

M's: Are you kidding? I've got minutes left here and I'm going to use them. You're working for dollars Mach, now get dirty.  

Trevor Mach: ....Oh.

Jeff Andonuts: This is a disaster. I'll just pull the plug, I'm sure this will in NO WAY effect our all ages targeting strategy.


Saturn City Times! 12/3/2015

Havok Wrestling or Bordello?/

A rumor has emerged that for one day, Havok Wrestling was operating a sex hotline, where for 2.99 a minute, you could dirty talk with the Renegades and Lady Renegades. Needless to say, most of our sources contacted the Lady Renegades, because that's just the society we live in.



The Studio is filled for another installment of the C-Show, but it's a totally important show still, and we really think you're going to enjoy the debuts, returns, and the awesome main event that will see Fix DOER from Demon Door invade! Seriously, this stuff is important the other shows. You'll find out. You'll find out later and you're going to laaaaaaugh. You just watch. You'll be sorry. What's that? Stop threatening them? Well alright then moving on.

The opening match saw the debut of Robbie Ross, a young painter turned wrestler. The man wore an open button blue shirt and tight denim pants. His afro was massive and drew admiration from the crowd. With his easel in hand, he started to paint in the ring while waiting for his opponent. Apparently, the Renegade returning was going to be Hank Thompson, but a fractured ass kept him out of the match. As Jeff Andonuts was announcing this, Dan Shane jumped the guard rail and pleaded for a shot at a match. Before he could use his name pun, Jeff walked away and told him to shut up and wrestle. Robbie Ross showed off a calm and methodical style as he battered away at Dan Shane. Shane seemed to have no knowledge of wrestling whatsoever, and fell right into a vicious finisher from Ross, the Unprettier Little Tree of Woe. That lead to the pin and win for Robbie Ross, who apparently painted a picture of Dan Shane's entrance and set it on top of him on his way out. Security promptly evicted Dan Shane.

The Second Wave's Severide drew attention with a big debut last week, and this week, he'd have a bigger chance at glory as he took on the returning Renegade Fighter Daron. The MMA inspired Daron was a great match for the Second Waver, at least on paper. He was a little rusty in the ring, and Severide controlled him on the mat. Going for the Ground n' Pound. Another match was ended by the referee, with Severide going 2-0 in his career so far. Big showcase for Severide. Daron might want to get back into ring shape.

The main event saw Fix DOER invade to take on the Anahauc Heroes in 6-Man Tag Action. A fantastic clash of styles, though Fix DOER are very versed in the Luchador style, having trained and competed extensively in Anahauc as well. Kiva had a lot to prove though, and wanted to win decisively so I wouldn't have to do as much of a detailed write up. He hit the Kiva Dive on J-NESS to score the pin. A big win before his Rivals match against Kishin Kid. Good luck Kiva!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: The Clash
Studio 5, Saturn City
Havok Battle Network


1. Singles: Robbie Ross[Debut] beat Dan Shane via Unprettier Little Tree of Woe -> Pin
2. Singles: Severide beat Fighter Daron via Ground n' Pound -> Referee Stoppage
3. 6-Man Tag: Kiva[o]/Hexagon III/Los Tiburon beat Jimmy Saito/J-NESS[x]/Magnum Kyoto via Kiva Dive -> Pin

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Footage from earlier in the day is showing Hope Mach limping her way into the building. She drops her title belt on the ground as she tries to work crutches. She gets fed up and throws the crutches to the side as she picks up her title and limps into the Twoson Fairgrounds. Some nerdy fans quickly converge on the crutches and fight over them before scurring off as the groundskeeper turns the hose on them.



Rivals is finally here. That's right, for the Renegades that already have the Battle Network, they can ALSO pay for this totally awesome and worth it Pay Per View! Cause that's an industry that's NOT dying a slow death or anything. The Twoson Fairgrounds were packed for the show, and we're not talking with livestock, because the 4H Fair was earlier in the week. Although, the smell was still lingering a bit. Had to keep the doors open to air that out. The usual Fairgrounds stage set up was replaced by twin monitors to denote the whol Rivals motiff, in case it was too hard to figure out without it.

The Weekend Wrecking Crew came out for the opening match, playing up to the crowd with their usual shenanigans and dancing, but someone forgot to tell them that they didn't have a match for the show. It took a little TOO long to get them to stop and let them know they didn't have a match. Magic Mike was upset, demanding that three opponents come out for an instant Trios Championship match. That's when Dan Shane came out dragging new Tag Team Champions Bashin Dan and Benjamin to the ring. Jeff Andonuts was quick to call security to drag Dan Shane right back to the back, and out the back door. This match was not going to happen, but Jeff promised that the Weekend Wrecking Crew could have a title defense next week against opponents of their choice on any of the shows. So basically, the opening segment of Rivals ended up being a sell for the free television. We're off to a good start.

The real opening match saw Kishin Kid and Kiva mix it up in one-on-one action. Kishin Kid's quest to be the "Wall" of Havok, has recently meant that he intends to stop the luchadors from climbing back up the ranks of a fast growing Havok roster. Kiva, after spending time low on the card following a feud with Undeth, has made it clear via lucha, that he wishes to return to the top. A motivated contest that wouldn't see Los Tiburon or Hexagon III go near the ring at Kiva's request, but Kishin Kid would still find himself distracted from the outside. A Slam Master Jam cosplayer caught his gaze while he was trying to set up for the Demon Wings. Kiva used the moment to flip the Kid up and over. He went high risk with the Kiva Dive and scored the pin, all because Kishin Kid REALLY hates the sight of Slam Master Jam.

Amigo and Razorblade faced off in another big one-on-one match for the right to challenge Dragon Shiryu for the Royal Crown Championship later in the night. Another fantastic and competitive match, the kind that the World Warrior has been demanding since returning to Havok. Razorblade scored the upset before, but Amigo would return to form in this match, scooping up the former lumberjack for the Olympic Slam and scoring the pinfall. Amigo helped Razorblade to his feet and shook his hand, before motioning to the camera that he would be the next Havok Royal Crown Champion.

In the back Hope was limping her way into the locker room area. The other Lady Renegades stood back as Hope wrapped her foot in tape. M's approached her.

M's: You doing alright Hope?

Hope Mach: I've been better.

M's: Takes guts to step into the ring when you can barely walk kid.

Hope Mach: It's worth it.

M's: You think so?

Hope Mach: I know so.


It was at this point that the Lady Renegades became aware that the camera followed Hope into the Women's Locker Room, as they quickly chased Steve out. He didn't quite make it though, as Iroha tripped him up with her Katana. Kikuri asked him if he wanted to have a "bloody good time" and dragged him kicking and screaming into the hallway.

Tack Angel and Jamie OD were up next, with the promise of headaches and concussions to come. The two have been engaging back and forth in kick fests as of late. With damage already done the next logical step is to try and concuss each other into unconciousness long enough for a 10 Count. A crazy match up with No Rules meant that the fall could take place anywhere. Tack and Jamie OD brawled in the ring to start, but quickly left to go out into the crowd. Someone tried to give Tack one of Hope's crutches to clobber Jamie with, but he realized what it was and rushed off to try and place it in the Lost and Found Box. Somehow, OD beat him to the box and burst out with a metal pan he used to knock Tack to the ground. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-TACK GETS UP! Jamie grabbed him by the beard and started dragging him down the hall. Tack screamed off floor burns as they went through concessions. A fan knelt down next to Tack to take a selfie, with a puzzled Tack looking on. Jamie stopped to get a soda before throwing it onto Tack. Since it wasn't a diet drink, Tack was quick to launch up and knock OD to the floor before rushing into the bathroom to wash off the soda. Jamie followed him into the bathroom and kicked through the door of the stall he THOUGHT Tack was in, but his foot got stuck in an empty toilet instead. Jamie turned to see Tack drying his hands, and Tack quickly slammed the stall door on Jamie's head over and over. Jamie fell to the floor with his foot still stuck in the toilet. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-JAMIE GETS UP! Jamie took off his shoe and hobbled over to the sink to get some of the foam soap, which he flung in Tack's face. As Tack tried to rise his eyes out, Jamie slammed his head on the sink and dragged him out of the bathroom. A small boy meekly opened the third stall to see if it was safe to finally come out. The fight went all the way out to the parking lot, where Jamie intended to toss Tack off the second flooy of the parking garage, but as they walked in between two cars, a car door opened and hit Jamie right into abdomen. The force of the impact forced Jamie to recoil his fist which clutched Tack's beard, taking a chunk of it with him. As Tack writhed in agony on the ground, Sal Paradise of all people emerged from the car. He clobbered a stunned OD with a tire iron and then propped Tack up just enough to have his back off the ground. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! Jamie was down for the count, giving Tack the win, and some sweet payback for Sal Paradise. Now, if only Tack could get back his beard.

The next match would see Television Champion Takumi Inui take on his apparent rival in non-title action. Makoto Kusaka seems to know Takumi and blames him for a horrible event in Edo, but the champ seems oblivious to what he's talking about. This didn't stop him from fighting the newcomer head on in a very even match. Kusaka proved that he can hang in the ring, and he seemed to know a lot more about Takumi then vice versa, namely his fighting style, as he had all of Takumi's big moves scouted. Takumi still showed resilience, as he avoided the Gold Smash attempt early in the match, and knocked Kusaka to the outside with the vicious Heart Punch. Late in the match, Takumi was winning out until Kusaka stopped him in his tracks, pulling out a photograph. He tossed it to Takumi, who looked at it for several moments, before being hit with what looked like some sort of recollection. Kusaka used the opportunity to nail Takumi with the Gold Smash and rolled him up, holding the ropes to score the cheap 1-2-3. A rare loss for the New Waver, as Makoto Kusaka seems to have found a weapon that has gotten to the Television Champion.

Hope limped her way to the ring for the next match, passing by Tack Angel, who was trying to super glue his beard back on. When she passed by the Weekend Wrecking Crew they all cheered her on. Tracy, Erica, and Valarie Dorado stood in her way, but looked to let her pass. However, it was a ruse, as Tracy tripped up Hope, who fell to the floor. The trio walked off laughing, as Kaie and Sunny Malibu helped Hope to her feet. She continued her way out to the ring.

The Lady Renegades Championship match was next, as Hope Mach struggled to stand and retain her title against her former close friend turned hated enemy Ripper Jane. The former RJ Havok has show much more skill and brutality now that she has taked off the mask, and that was easily on display from the outset of this match, with Ripper Jane targetting the leg of Hope Mach. Hope showed heart and a determination that could set the scale for Lady Renegade Champions from her on out. She managed to hit a series of suplexes with one leg, but the bridge attempt turned out to be too much. Jane wasn't winning points on form, simply trying to brutalize Hope and bring her the most pain as possible. Trevor Mach made his way down to the ring to cheer on his adopted daughter, which took Ripper Jane's eyes off the prize, as she seemed to gloat at Trevor over the pain she was causing. This brought Hope back to her foot as she hopped over to Ripper Jane and trapped her in the Rear Naked Choke. Ripper Jane was trapped, as Hope cinched in the choke with everything that she had. Ripper Jane slowly began to wear out before seemingly passing out. 1-2-NO! Ripper Jane came back to life elbowing Hope over and over before slowing lapsing back into unconciousness. 1-2-3! Hope Mach choked out Ripper Jane and defender her title with one leg to stand on. An incredible display as Hope was lifted up by Trevor to the back, with title still in hand.

Dragon Shiryu and Amigo were up next in the match for the Havok Royal Crown Championship. Another great match from Amigo, as he seemed to have regained his energy from the big match earlier in the night. Shiryu was losing in the grappling, but the man who had his heart stopped and started back up in the middle of the ring would not give up. He decided to focus on his striking superiority, aiming for Amigo with the Rozan Shoryu-Ha, but missing and taking the top off the turnbuckle, launching it into the crowd. A freaked out Amigo wiped the sweat from his brow before taking Shiryu to the mat, hoping to keep him there. He controlled the pace, but Shiryu finally fought back to his feet. Amigo hit a series of suplexes to take him right back down before going to the corner, dragging Shiryu with him. He went to the top of the ring post, looking to hit a big slam, but Shiryu fought back and turned the table, trapping Amigo in a top rope Full Nelson slam to the mat. Shiryu got to his feet first and waited for Amigo to get up. He rushed him for the Shoryu-Ha, but Amigo side stepped him and attempted to lock in the arm for a crossface, Shiryu escaped and finally hit the Shoryu-Ha, which sent Amigo the mat for the 1-2-3! Dragon Shiryu won the match against the former World Champion and defended his Royal Crown Championship. Shiryu helped up Amigo in the same way Amigo helped up Razorblade earlier in the night. Amigo showed respect and raised Shiryu's hand. The New Wave continues to excel.

Grind returned to the ring to face his eternal rival Hazard in a one-on-one contest. It's been a while since these two have had a match, and they have come a long way since debuting with Havok, but it somehow always ends up with the two fighting on opposing sides. Grind hasn't really made his allegiances known, only that he is no longer with Undeth, and now Hazard would have to beat him if he wished to stay in the flock as well. The Luchabladers had a great match, but the beating at the hands of Undeth and Grind's own hands gave Hazard the disadvantage here. Grind poured out a year of frustrations, blood, sweat, and tears onto Hazard and finished him off with the Rolling SSP followed by the pinfall. Great win for Grind, as he returns to his winning ways, and a possible return to World Championship form. Hazard may be an island unto himself with the loss meaning a possible eviction from Undeth.

Backstage Interview Area

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the John Stamos of Wrestling, and I'm joined by the Havok World Champion Jackson Kain.

Jackson Kain: Hey Renegades! Don't touch that dial! Very soon it's going to be Lights! Camera! Action! Jackson!

Tommy Dukes: Hey wait! Where are you going? We didn't do the interview!

Jackson Kain: Oh right, sorry.

Tommy Dukes: It's been an amazing night so far, but the main event is still to come. With a lot of heated rivalries playing out tonight, do you feel your main event has been over shadowed?

Jackson Kain: You think it's hard to sell two friends fighting over the title do you? Maybe it is. We're not enemies. He's my best friend. After all we've been through together, I guess it's understandable if you don't "feel the heat". That doesn't mean that we won't steal the show. We're the absolute best, but I play on being just a little better tonight. Degrees has always been in the position of respect. He was the Havok Rangers leader after all and he's a famous doctor. I'm just the "movie star" with the gold. I still feel like I have to surpass him, and this will be my chance. You watch Renegades. No hype? More like ALL THE HYPE! Don't touch that dial! Very soon it's going to be Lights! Camera! Action! Jackson!

Tommy Dukes: You said that part alre-and there he goes.


The next match would see Trevor Mach and Void finally had the one-on-one encounter that's been boiling for weeks. A mental game and a physical game. The games would end tonight, and a heated battle for the soul of Havok would begin. Great back and forth strikes at the onset, as Mach tried to take it to Void, but the Undeth leader took the blows and came back harder, aiming for Mach's knees with every hard kick. Mach got bloody early on, and he wore the crimson mask as if mocking Void's mask, a symbol he repeatedly tried to rip off. He showed no fear or intimidation, demanding that Void hit him harder, but that looked to cost him as Void hit a series of headbutts that seemed to knock Mach out on his feet. The Chaos Theory lead to the nearfall, but Mach managed to get his foot on the ropes. As Void tried dragging him away, Mach pulled him down into the Triangle Choke! A signature of Mach's, but Void managed to counter it by lifting Mach up and slamming him back down into a pinning position. Mach barely grabbed the ropes in time. It seemed that Void had a counter to everything Mach threw at him, so Trevor fought back by trying to out damage and out last Void. He trapped the Undeth leader in the clinch for the knees befoe hitting the Trevorplex! He then managed to it the Macha Ye clean before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Void forced his way out of the pin and immeditately resumed his offense on Mach, finally setting him up for a Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-Rope Break! Mach was struggling to kick out, but just managed to use the ropes to make the save. He would be on those very same ropes for most of the match before Void set him up for the Chaos Theory. As he lifted him Mach managed to escaped and roll Void onto the ground for a nearfall. He rushed to his feet and bounced off the ropes to come back hard with the Macha Ye! Just as he was about to go for the pin, Undeth hit the ring. Maniac, Hood, and Jamie OD beat down on Mach while Void called up to the ceiling. A barbed wire crucifix lowered itself down into the ring. The Masked Man and possible newest Undeth member joined them in the ring as Mach was strapped to the crufifix. The Masked Man himself was locking the wrist clasps, while on the outside Grind and Tack Angel tried to get into the ring. Void stared at Trevor before shouting "Stare into the face of your undoing". He pulled off the mask to reveal Dougie Mach! The Ginger Bastard was back and apparently a member of Undeth. Hood handed Dougie a bat as he smirked at Trevor and sized him up for a big swing. Suddenly, Trevor burst off the crucifix! Dougie threw his bat to Trevor and tackled Hood and Maniac out of the ring! Tack pulled Jamie OD out of the ring while Trevor clocked Void in the midsection with the bat. He lined up the cult leader and SMASHED him with the Macha Ye, celebrating with his cousin and proving that he knew something Void didn't, and that underestimation cost Void the match and the big example he was trying to set.

As Trevor was being helped out of the ring by Dougie and Tack, M's made her way to the ring. She quickly cleared the ring of crucifix before grabbing a mic.

M's: How about that shit huh? That was some crazy shit. Wrestling? I'm not so sure, but it was crazy shit. Hey, I love a good fight, but the wrestling has got to be there. The competition has got to be there. I'll keep this brief, as most of you probably already know my story. My Mom is the legendary Bloody Rose, and my father is a....well....he belongs to a club....he's the leader....they drive motorcycles....get into some seriousy tro-the point is that I came from a house that taught me to live hard and fight harder. When I fight, I want some actual competition. I want to see some chicks that can fucking take it and dish it back out. That bitch Diana? She can't do it. She cheated to win and everyone treated it like an amazing thing, but it was bullshit. Elevation? They're living in the past. Sick of this shit. You want to know why I haven't been competing anymore? It's because if I do....if I fight for something....it's do or die. No more half measures. No more bullshit! I just don't think that the "Lady Renegades" have got what it takes to-

Kelly Steele: Hey! You come here to talk or fight?!

M's: You again.

Kelly Steele: Oh yeah, that's right. I'm not going anywhere. You may not take me seriously, but the assbeating I'm going to give you for ducking out on me is definitely going to be serious.

M's: You here to make a name?

Kelly Steele: I'm here to fight dammit! You think you're an icon above approach? I say, unless you fight me right now you're just a coward bitch!

M's: ....You've got guts. You think the Lady Renegades are worth it? Prove it!

Kelly Steele: Gladly M's.

M's: ....It's Lady M's.


Lady M's comes full circle in an impromtu match between Kelly Steele. A crazy brawl between two hard hitters trying to one up each other. M's was demanding that Kelly prove her worth and she held up her end, knocking the former Women's Champion on his backside on more than one occasion. M's relished the pain and came back harder, smashing Steele in the mouth with her signature elbows before going for the stunner, but Steele escaped and slammed M's to the mat for a nearfall pin attempt. Lady M's slowly but surely came back around, and her eyes especially lit up in a bloody slap fight between the two. M's won out and hit the Sexy Strong Stunner for the 1-2-3! Winning her first match back in the Lady Renegades Division. After the match Kelly struggled to get back to her feet and continue fighting. Lady M's grabbed her electric guitar, and after thinking seriously about smashing it over her head, she handed her the instrument, goading her to play something for the crowd as she left for the back. Lady M's is back. Lady Renegades beware. It's put up or shut up time.

It was now time for the main event, as long time friends and rivals would battle for the Havok World Championship. It's really the whole reason the show was named Rivals, because of matches like this. You probably already figured that out though. You guys are so smart. Kain made a flashy entrance, but he was all respect in the ring, offering his hand to his good friend before the bell. The match itself was easily the match of the night, just like Jackson Kain had promised. Both men knew each other so well, and Degrees used his extensive knowledge of Kain to keep him on his toes. Several nearfalls and back and forth finishers in this match, but Jackson Kain held to his word, being just a little bit better in the end, hitting one too many Shadow Kicks for Degrees, as the good Doctor fell for the 1-2-3! A big defense for Jackson Kain, and a win that gave him a sense of completion, that he had finally become the action star he always played in his films. The two friends embraced, as Degrees held up Kain's hand to close out the show. A show called rivals had WAY too much damn respect in it didn't it? I bet if we name the next show Respect, they'll all try to kill each other after their matches.  

Havok: Rivals
Twoson Fairgrounds
Pay Per View


1. Singles: Kiva beat Kishin Kid via Kiva Dive -> Pin
2. Havok Royal Crown #1 Contender: Amigo beat Razorblade via Olympic Slam -> Pin
3. Last Man Standing: Tack Angel beat Jamie OD via Top Rope Rider Kick -> 10 Count
4. Non-Title Singles: Makoto Kusaka beat Takumi Inui via Gold Smash -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach© beat Ripper Jane via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!
6. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) beat Amigo via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin -> Title Defense!
7. Singles: Grind beat Hazard via Rolling SSP -> Pin
8. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Void via DQ
9. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's beat Kelly Steele via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
10. Havok World Championship: Jackson Kain© beat Degrees via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> Title Defense!

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Sonny Crockett of Wrestling, and boy do I have some news for you. I mean, I always have the news, that's why I'm here, and that's what they pay me for. This news though, is REALLY news. Newsy news! Havok is going to be holding an end of the year tournament to determine Havok Wrestling's true master of war. Ring of Thrones, is Havok's attempt to capitalize on a show that is only popular because it's become socially accepted soft core porn. You know, just like how 50 Shades is hardcore chick porn? Well the Ring of Thrones will be more focused on wrestling....maybe some nudity...it's hard to stop some of these people. You know Jeff Andonuts tried to get Havok into the Sex Hotline business? Sex DOES sell after all. I'm sure you won't have to worry too much. By all means, bring the kids and grandparents to watch this tournament. It should be great! The first block of Round 1 matches begins on the next Chaos TV! That's right, fresh off that incredible Rivals PPV, we're immediately throwing more hype at you! We're going to see some incredible matches and fall out from Rivals. We're also going to see Lady M's return to the Chaos TV! ring against Diana, while Kaie and Sunny Malibu take on Tracy and Valarie Dorado of Elevation, with the Lady Renegade Tag Team Championships on the line. Checkity check it!

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Lumine Hall, Deep Darkness
Havok Battle Network


1. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Firebrand X vs. Dragon Shiryu
2. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Razorblade vs. Amigo
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's vs. Diana
4. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Trevor Mach vs. Camilo Ortega
5. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Void vs. Hazard
6. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Kishin Kid vs. Slam Master Jam
7. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships: Kaie(c)/Sunny Malibu(c) vs. Tracy/Valarie Dorado
8. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Jackson Kain vs. Takumi Inui

Smart Brain Presents Havok: Last Clash 2015
Giant Step, Onett
Havok Battle Network


1. Ring of Thrones Finals: TBD

Undisclosed Location

Randy no Kachi and LG Rod are wandering down an undisclosed alleyway looking for something...or someone.

Randy no Kachi: He said he'd meet us here right?

LG Rod: What? No, I was just looking to score some crack. Of course he said he'd meet us here. It says right here "dark undisclosed alley".

Randy no Kachi: Smart ass. How do we know this was the right alley. You realize how many dark undisclosed alleys there are in town!?

LG Rod: ....You're right...should've asked for more specific dir-

Mr. Gouji: You're right on the money you two.

Randy no Kachi: AH!

LG Rod: Yes! Best guesser is the Rod master!

Mr. Gouji: For old time's sake, I figured I'd listen to what you two had to say, but my time is expensive boys. I'm working on rebuilding an empire.

Randy no Kachi: We needed to talk to you about your team of monsters. Poison Jam and Dogma Mask are-

Mr. Gouji: They're going to kill you...simple as that.

Randy no Kachi: Dammit I knew it! I'm too young to die! I'm in my prime! I was about to come back to wrestling with a vengeance and-

Mr. Gouji: Relax, I'm going to call them off.

LG Rod: You see? I knew it would work out. Now they won't kill us or beat us up.

Mr. Gouji: Oh they will put you in the hospital, I couldn't talk them down THAT much.

LG Rod: Shit!

Randy no Kachi: We needed to make that move so we could get back into the company! You have to understand.

Mr. Gouji: I understand, but they don't. Actions have consequences boys. If you want to survive, then "Danger Maximum" needs to throw down with my monsters, and if you can beat them, then I might just be looking at my new team. I saw potential in all of you, but I want a team to go after the belts, and the other team can be put on the shelf for all I care. After what happened before. The business deals I made. Watching them all fall apart. I won't let it happen again. Good day gentlemen.

LG Rod: Well, that could have gone better.

Randy no Kachi: I think we're forgetting something. We actually ARE good wrestlers.

LG Rod: Oh yeah....you're right!

Randy no Kachi: Poison Jam and Dogma Mask won't stand a chance. We outsmarted them before. We'll out wrestle them next time we meet!

LG Rod: And if we don't, the good news is that I like hospital food...so we'll have that.


In front of the Smart Brain Arena

Tommy Dukes is seen running as fast as he can out the front door, followed by Producer Steve and the Cameraman, as they approach Sal Paradise.

Sal Paradise: Thought you were going to keep me waiting all day.

Tommy Dukes: I'm sorry! I just had to finish the news update, and it's not easy having to cover EVERYTHING! We don't see much of Smart Lady anymore and-

Sal Paradise: Yeah yeah, just get on with it.

Tommy Dukes: Oh right. Well, we saw your triumphant return at Rivals, where you got some revenge on Jamie OD. How does it feel to be back in action.

Sal Paradise: First off, I'm not back. Do you have any idea how badly I'm injured? I ACTUALLY forgot how to speak Eaglish for weeks! When I was able to get back onto my feet, I just wanted to have a talk with Jamie. However, I see him and Tack coming my way, and I couldn't pass up the opportunity I just had to-

Jamie OD: Oi! Well look who it is! AHAHAHAA!

Sal Paradise: I was waiting for you to show!

Jamie OD: You REALLY want to do this all over again!? You want another round!?

Sal Paradise: No, I don't, and neither do you actually.

Jamie OD: Oh, I REALLY do.

Sal Paradise: No you idiot, you just think you do! You're not a cult kind of guy. You're not even a heel anymore. Remember?

Jamie OD: I AM SOOOO A HEEL! YOU SAW WHAT I'VE DONE! You think just because you want to be a good guy that you can turn off the inner heel like a flip of a switch?! You're the idiot! AHAHAHA!

Sal Paradise: *sigh* No, we go to group for that remember? You just haven't been taking your meds.

Jamie OD: My meds?!

Sal Paradise: Yeah, you ran out of Facenol and forgot to pick up your refill!

Jamie OD: ....Oh yeah.

Sal Paradise: And then you fracture my skull because you're a moron who forgets to get a REFILL!

Jamie OD: .....Oops?

Sal Paradise: ...*sigh* Here, just take some of my Facenol would ya? It helps.

Jamie OD: I don't wanna!

Sal Paradise: Yes you do!

Jamie OD: No, I don't! I want to be evil! I want to be in a cult!

Sal Paradise: No you don't!

Jamie OD: I don't?

Sal Paradise: You don't!

Jamie OD: Well then....maybe I'll just take the Facenol.

Sal Paradise: Yeah, maybe you should.

Jamie OD: I'm gonna!

Sal Paradise: Great!

Jamie OD: I'm doing it!

Sal Paradise: I'm handing it to you!

Jamie OD: There I took it!

Sal Paradise: Good!

Jamie OD: Great!

Tommy Dukes: ....This is a really beautiful moment we're capturing. It's a special bondi-

Jamie OD: Fuck off!

Tommy Dukes: ...Yeah we better go.


-

Deep Darkness Swamp

A land still hidden in the trees and vines of a long gone era, the Deep Darkness is the next location for Chaos TV! However, the trip to the arena hasn't been easy for most of the Renegades. Jackson Kain and Degrees were on the way with Dan Shane, who was holding their bags.

Jackson Kain: Degrees, why the hell are we trudging through this swamp? I'm the Havok World Champion. I'm SURE we could have afforded a helicopter maybe?

Degrees: Come on Kain, exercise is good for the body and the soul.

Jackson Kain: I think I proved that I was in top form at Rivals.

Degrees: Are you still going on about that?

Jackson Kain: It was literally a few days ago.

Degrees: Oh, it feels like weeks. Guess I'm so busy it's hard to keep track.

Jackson Kain: You trying to say that it doesn't bother you that you lost your shot at the title? Against ME?

Degrees: Sure it did, but I've got a thriving practice and a beautiful wife, with a child on the way. Perspective brother.

Jackson Kain: Yeah, well...I've got the Havok World Championship.

Degrees: See, it all works out for everyone.

Jackson Kain: *sniff* Will I ever find love?

Degrees: Didn't you say you and Kelly Steele were hitting it off?

Jackson Kain: Oh yeah! It's all coming up Kain baby!

Degrees: I mean, the title would have changed hands had I exploited your nagging lower back injury or the bad knee....or ankle.

Jackson Kain: What? You trying to say you let me win?! I don't think so Degrees!

Degrees: ...If you say so.

Jackson Kain: No.....NO! NOOOO!

Degrees: Relax! I'm kidding!

Jackson Kain: ....I knew that....I KNEW THAT!

Degrees: Hehehe!

Jackson Kain: You're something else Doc.

Dan Shane: Guys...can we....can we take a break? All these bag....why do you need all these bags?

Jackson Kain: Hey, I paid you 5 bucks to haul my bags through this swamp, and you're going to earn every dollar.

Dan Shane: It's been 10 miles!

Degrees: Well, we're almost there at least. Please tell me you stretched before we left. Stretching is important to-

Jackson Kain: Leave the help to his bags Degrees. I'll race you to the arena.

Degrees: What? You're not bothered about my joke are you?

Jackson Kain: What? No! I just want to prove that I'm the fastest too! Yeah! That's it! That's my only motive! Come on, let's run!

Dan Shane: GUYS! SNAKES! THEY'RE WRAPPING AROUND MY-

Degrees: Don't worry, they're not poisonous. You're on Kain. Ready. Set-

Jackson Kain: Lights! Camera! Action! Jackson!


Lumine Hall Entrance

Grind approaches the building, rolling up to a trashcan. It's in the can that he sees blood and the mask of Hazard. Suddenly, Hazard staggers up to him.

Hazard: Grind! Help me!

Grind: What?

Hazard: They....they threw me out. I don't have anything anymore. I don't know if they'll let me leave this place alive. Please....help me.

Grind: You want MY help?! Why the hell should I help?! How about I finish the job and take your head off?

Hazard: Please! Mercy!

Grind: Mercy? If the roles were switched would you show me mercy?! We were a team once. We had a plan. We were the Jet Set Future. We both made mistakes, but I'm done making mistakes, and I'm done falling for your bullshit Switchback. You're on your own.

Hazard: No...*sniff* please no.




Chaos TV! is in the Lumine Hall of Deep Darkness for the first show since Rivals, and the first show on the road to Last Clash 2015. On this night, the Renegades of Deep Darkness would get their first live taste of Havok, as well as getting to witness the opening matches of the Ring of Thrones Tournament. The best of the current crop and the New Wave would get their chance at greatness before the end of the year.

The opening match would see the Royal Crown Champion Dragon Shiryu taking on former multi-time champion Firebrand X in a big opener. The young New Waver took the best that Firebrand X had to offer, kicking out of a pin attempt after the Crash Fire Buster, to come back with the Rozan Shoryu-Ha. The uppercut that hit so hard that it actually knocked Firebrand out of the ring, and launched his mask further up the ramp. By the time X recovered and grabbed his mask he found himself counted out in a bit of a surprise finish. Firebrand X fitted his mask back on before shaking hands with Dragon Shiryu. The Royal Crown Champion moves on in the first match of the Ring of Thrones Tournament.

Backstage Firebrand X walked down the hall a bit before hitting and kicking lockers. Camilo approached him.

Camilo Ortega: Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing X?

Firebrand X: Getting pissed off! What does it look like?

Camilo Ortega: I can see that. It's alright man. Losses happen. The mask just came off and-

Firebrand X: Tired of the losses Camilo. You and I are former World Champions dammit. Getting tired of this. We helped Arremer X. We did our part. He's doing great, and I'm still stalled. Tired of it. The Demon wouldn't lose.

Camilo Ortega: Thought you were going to keep the Demon at bay.

Firebrand X: He'll only stay asleep for so long. He's hungry....he's never been this hungry. He's....scraping at the door. SCRAPING AT THE DOOOOR!

Camilo Ortega: Firebrand! Keep it together man.

Firebrand X: ....Yeah....you're right. You're right. I'll....I'll keep it together.

Camilo Ortega: Just hang in there. We need to work hard and walk the path. It'll work out.

Firebrand X: Yeah....we'll see.


The next match would see Razorblade and Amigo face off in a rubber match between the two, with advancement in the Ring of Thrones tournament being the prize. The two athletes had a great match at Rivals, with Amigo getting the win back over the New Waver. Razorblade took that loss with style, showing respect to his senior, but tonight's Razorblade was a different beast altogether. He stopped showing respect to Amigo, wrestling a more aggressive style. Amigo tried to keep him down on the mat, but Razorblade was able to keep up on the mat work and gouged Amigo in the eyes before lifting him up in his own finisher, the Olympic Slam, to take Amigo to the mat and score the pin. A different kind of Razorblade. After the match, Amigo questioned Razorblade, only for the big guy from the north to headbutt him his knees and push him the rest of the way to the mat with his boot.

Chaos TV! Interview Stage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Daryl Hall of Wrestling. I'm certainly not the John Oates. I'm here with one Trevor Mach, who is being accompanied by his cousin Dougie Mach. The Mach Cousins seem to have reunited to give Undeth quite the shock. Why don't you lay it all out for us Machs, and explain how this hap-

Trevor Mach: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAN *deep breath* GENE!

Tommy Dukes: But I'm Tommy!

Trevor Mach: Boy oh boy did I pull one over on you Void. You thought you had me, but you never had your car....or my cousin! Dougie here was in on MY plan the whole time. You thought I was an idiot, and I might be, but a stopped clock is right twice a day as Tack always says for some reason, and this time I was right!

Dougie Mach: Void came to me. He wanted to offer me the "wonders of Undeth", but I've had enough mad would be gods in my mind to be able to tell the difference. Twice I've been corrupted, and twice I was helped out by Trevor. He helped me when he didn't have to. He saved my ass.

Trevor Mach: We're family....that's what we do.

Dougie Mach: I told Trevor about it, and he came up with the plan. He wanted me on the inside for when Void pulled the trigger. I agreed and it paid off.

Trevor Mach: Haha, we made Void look like a stupid asshole! Haha!

Dougie Mach: I should warn you Trevor, I spent enough time with Void to know that defeat only makes him mad. He did only lose by DQ afterall.

Trevor Mach: That's why I'm hoping he'll make it far enough in the Ring of Thrones Tournament for us to have a rematch, and in that match, I'll beat his ass so hard his flunkies will all be spitting the kool-aid. Oh wait, that's a trademark. They'll all be spitting the store brand sugar based juice drink. Yeah!

Tommy Dukes: Does this mean that Dougie Mach is returning to active competition?

Dougie Mach: No, I'm afraid that's not happening just yet. I was only brought in for the mind games. I still think it's a bit too soon for me. Don't count me out forever though. I'm still young, and I'm a former World Champion. I still have places to go in wrestling.

Tommy Dukes: Well there you have it Renegades. The Machs played the mind games and now-


The screen behind them turn black, as Void's image appeared.

Void: The word can never be defeated, meaning I can never be defeated. You can gloat about your hollow win, but the punishment for this action will make you regret ever thinking you could cross us. Both of you are fools, and you've always been fools. I'm here to save the world from itself, and you...you're making jokes. You're the jokes, but the punchline will not be on me, it will be on you. I have cast out the weakness in my group. Grind fled and Hazard will be made an example of. Hood, Maniac, Ripper Jane, and the newest members of the flock will tear this promotion apart. I...will tear you apart. Embrace Undeth.

Next up was Lady Renegades action, as Lady M's made her Chaos TV! in ring return against Diana. The schemer of the division, Diana used her dirty tricks to rise up fast and claim the championship. It was actions like that that disgusted Lady M's in the first place, but now she's back to lock up with the symbol of what's wrong with the division. A one sided battle, that saw no ring rust on Lady M's. She made her point on Diana, blasting with elbow after elbow, and picking her up from pin attempts just to prolong the punishment. The Sexy Strong Stunner capped off the humiliation for the 1-2-3. Nice win for Lady M's.

The Ring of Thrones tournament continued with Trevor Mach taking on Camilo Ortega in a very heated one on one contest. The Bad Man and the Man who walks the path have only locked up a few times in their careers, and this was one of the better matches the two had. Camilo was on fire in the early goings, taking Mach to the mat with his extensive judo skills. Mach managed a quick save with desperation knees and locked Ortega into the clinch for more knees and the newly renamed Machbuster Suplex. 1-2-KICKOUT! Ortega took what Mach had to offer and came back with with the Running STO. 1-2-ROPEBREAK! Mach has been utilizing the ropebreak more often, trying to hide what looked like a sore back. Camilo exploited with heavy kicks, but Mach caught one kick and hit the cradle suplex, before lining Ortega up for the Macha Ye! 1-2-3! Trevor Mach won the match as a bummed Camilo Ortega shook his hand and raised it in a show of respect. Firebrand X could be seen watching from the back and looked distraught as he walked away. Well, he would have looked distraught if you could have seen his face behind the mask. He threw his arms up. We know THAT much.

Chaos TV! Interview Stage

Jeff Andonuts: It's the HOO of Havok here, DJ Jazzy Jeff as my friends call me. They really do. Trust me on this. How about this tournament eh? It's been a crazy year for Havok, but we're transitioning to bigger and better things, and we thought we'd cap things off with this big tournament to end the year. Last Clash 2015 should be the biggest Last Clash ever. Two guys who will have front row tickets are the reformed LoveKick Connection, Sal Paradise and Jamie OD!

Sal Paradise: Sup Renegades!

Jamie OD: Oi! I missed this! I missed LoveKick! I missed you fans! I love you all!

Sal Paradise: He's had a bit TOO much Facenol to try and counter what Undeth was doing to him.

Jamie OD: Yeah, those assholes were actually spiking my drinks with Heelagra to REALLY throw off my balance! Frickin' bastards! That was mean, I'm sorry....I guess.

Sal Paradise: I'm still recovering from my injuries, and Jamie needs to take some time off to properly transition back to the Facenol, but you'll see us front row at Last Clash 2015.

Jamie OD: I never pass up a front row ticket.

Jeff Andonuts: We look forward to seeing you there. Another guy I'm hoping will appear is Subculture. We've had some injuries really bringing down some of our best. That brings me to my next announcement. It's a sad announcement I'm afraid. Hope Mach had an amazing title defense at Rivals, but her injuries have taken a toll and she's going to have to take some time off too. Here she is to address you all.

Hope Mach: The other night, I beat Ripper Jane, my best friend that betrayed me. I tried to show my heart in the ring. I bled and fought for this title. Despite my injury, I perservered. That didn't come without a price though. It is with a heavy heart that I have to relinquish the Lady Renegades Championship. I have to recover from this, so I can come ack and win the title once again. I want to thank you all for all the support you've given me. Taking that match and seeing it through was my decision and I need to pay for that, but I promise I will be back stronger than ever. Degrees is the best physical therapist in the business, and I will make 2016 an even better year for the Lady Renegades. I will bring Hope back to the Lady Renegades. Again, thank you all.


A big round of applause from the Renegades as Hope went to the back. She was being cheered by her peers as she ran into Lady M's, who patted Hope on the back and nodded with approval. Good luck on the recovery Hope Mach.

Void battled the fallen Undeth member Hazard in the next match. The already injured Hazard was no match for Void, who cleared the floor with Hazard and finished him easily after the Chaos Theory. After the match, Hood and Maniac made their way out to the ring to assist in the continued beating of Hazard. This brought out Grind, who ran down with a chair in hand and cleared out the ring, letting his conscious win out with the save of his old friend. Grind helped Hazard to Degrees and the EMTs as they carried him away. He nodded his thanks and appreciation. As Grind turned away he was blindsided by Hood, who left him laying as security pulled Hood away.

Kishin Kid's career has been a roller coaster this year, but he wasn't going to let a loss to Kiva stop him in the Ring of Thrones Tournament. No, that actually came at Slam Master Jam's hands. That's right the Slam Master himself faced off with Kishin Kid yet again, a match that brought the Kid to another foaming rage. SMJ was on the defense, but Kiva, Los Tiburon, and Hexagon III came out dressed in his signature colors, so when Kid had SMJ on the mat following a Powerbomb, the Slam Master was able to counter with a Victory Roll to score the 1-2-3! Slam Master Jam defeats Kishin Kid yet again! The huge win brought the crowd to their feet as Kishin Kid had to be restrained from his tantrum on the outside. The luchadors and Slam Master Jam continue to punish Kishin Kid for his self given role of "Havok's Wall".

The Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship match was up next, as Elevation's Tracy and Valarie Dorado faced off with the champions Kaie and Sunny Malibu. A big tag match between two great teams, each representing an era in the division as a whole. Tess was seen watching in the back, as Erica approached behind her. She was starting to say something to her as the camera quickly cut back to the ring. Valarie had tripped up Kaie to the outside as Tracy had trapped Sunny Malibu in the TikTak. 1-2-3! Tracy scored the pin, giving her and Valarie the win and the Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships! The veterans take back the titles, and giving the newly reformed Elevation some gold, as Sunny Malibu suffers another hard loss. The surfer chick tried to apologize to Kaie, but the Stoic Celt shut her up with the Celtic Hand Grenade and walked away on her own as Iroha and Kelly Steele came out to help Sunny.

Main event time, as Havok World Champion Jackson Kain looked to cap off his year with the Ring of Thrones tournament win to go with his E1 Climax win and the Havok World Championship. His first opponent would be the on fire Television Champion Takumi Inui, who was looking to recover from his loss to Makoto Kusaka at Rivals. A fantastic match between two prime talents. The champ was actually on the ropes, as Takumi looked to be more focused in this match, but Makoto Kusaka would make his presense felt again, distracting Takumi with the picture once again, leading to Jackson Kain hitting the Shadow Kick for the pin and the win. After the match, upon seeing the replay, Kain asked to have the match restarted, but the result was official. Kain shouted down Kusaka and helped Takumi to his feet, handing the Television Champion his title back and proving to be a great sport and symbol for the company.

The camera quickly cut to the backstage area, where Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, Jamie OD, Sal Paradise, and Degrees were battling with Undeth. Sal was in no shape to fight, and they exploited that with Hood booting Sal in the surgically repaired skull. Grind rushed in to fight back against Hood, and the group managed to finally run them off, but at a cost. Dougie Mach was lying in a pool of his own blood care of Void. Mach helped up his cousin and stared holes through Void.

Dougie Mach: *cough cough* Trevor....

Trevor Mach: Yeah Dougie?

Dougie Mach: You....you can go ahead and say it....I know you want to.

Trevor Mach: Void, this time it's personal.

Dougie Mach: Beautiful. *cough cough*


Smart Brain Presents Havok: Chaos TV!
Lumine Hall, Deep Darkness
Havok Battle Network


1. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Dragon Shiryu beat Firebrand X via Rozan Shoyu-Ha -> Count Out
2. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Razorblade beat Amigo via Olympic Slam -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's beat Diana via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
4. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Trevor Mach beat Camilo Ortega via Macha Ye -> Pin
5. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Void beat Hazard via Chaos Theory -> Pin
6. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Slam Master Jam beat Kishin Kid via Victory Roll -> Thanks Amabo -> Pin
7. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships: Tracy[o]/Valarie Dorado beat Kaie(c)/Sunny Malibu(c)[x] via TikTak -> Pin -> New Lady Renegades Tag Team Champion!
8. Ring of Thrones Round 1: Jackson Kain beat Takumi Inui via Shadow Kick -> Pin

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