1 Month Later

Nerma: Hello Renegades! Welcome back! It's been a long month! The voice of the Renegades is here, welcoming you back to Renegade Television! The destruction of Smart Brain had many thinking that Havok was over and done with, but on the contrary, we're going to be stronger than ever!

Tommy Dukes: That's right! Tommy Dukes here, the Phoenix of Wrestling, and it's great to have finally risen from the ashes!

Hater: NYAH! I'm back too! I hate it!

Nerma: The days following the demise of Smart Brain were tough on all of us, but as it turns out, our Boss had a back up plan all along! By having a minority stake in Smart Brain, Jeff Andonuts became the sole heir to their vast wealth and resources when literally every other shareholder turned to dust! Of course the optimism turned to despair when it was revealed that Smart Brain had NEVER paid taxes in ANY country!

Tommy Dukes: The only thing worse than Smart Brain...the IRS. *shudders*

Nerma: However, Jeff Andonuts in his genius, managed to fight back the wolves and leave us...SLIGHTLY better off than we were BEFORE Smart Brain took over. We are now Havok: Renegade Wrestling, free of Smart Brain.

Tommy Dukes: Cause we don't need any Smart Brains in wrestling.

Nerma: ....You said it...not me. Anyways, let's take it to the press conference Jeff Andonuts had, detailing the relaunch, and a couple HUGE announcements.

Outside of Havok Arena

Renegades and Journalists alike flocked to the former Smart Brain Arena, as Jeff Andonuts initiated the relaunch of Havok.

Jeff Andonuts: Welcome! We can all thank Science...or whatever else...for being here today. It wasn't easy, I can tell you that. We had to fight tooth and nail to get here, but after a month, it's time to relaunch Havok for the Renegades!

Reporter #1: It's only been a month, and rumors are that the IRS were just happy to get back taxes from Smart Brain's other holdings. Aren't you exaggerating the struggle just a bit?

Jeff Andonuts: QUIET YOU! Havok is back and that's what matters! I have some announcements to make. First, you've seen the last of the New Wave system. From now on, everyone will be referred to as Renegades.

Reporter #2: Even the Lady Renegades?

Jeff Andonuts: Well yeah...they already are...they just have Lady in the front of it...get a clue. Secondly, we're cutting back on the extravagance of Smart Brain. We were never in financial turbulence before, but we've seen what happens when you get TOO much money. It turns out you're owned by a giant grasshopper man....I think we've all been there. We're going to bust our asses to make the ratings high again, and the revenues record breaking.

Reporter #1: Again, you're exaggerating! Ratings ALWAYS go up and revenues ALWAYS climb after you people pull these stunts and shut down for awhile!

Jeff Andonuts: SECURITY!

Swift: >:C

Jeff Andonuts: We're going to shut down the C show. YES AGAIN! That means that the Clash Championship will have to be unified, and I'm thinking the Eagleland Championship will be the other half of that match, as I NEVER wanted regional championships anyways! I can't be the one making all of these decisions though, even though I'm now the Owner and President and Head Scientist of Havok. No, I'm going to busy with improving our brand. I'm going to need a Renegade Boss to handle the wrestling side of things. That's why I'm pleased to introduce, the Renegade Boss, a man who has been a friend and leader to me in past....DOCTOR DEGREES!

Degrees: Thank you. Thank you very much Jeff. It's an honor working with you again. Don't you worry about anything, because not only will I be the Boss, but I'll still be your Doctor too. That IS my day job after all.

Jeff Andonuts: Still telling it like it is. That's a leader for you. Of course, now you're working for me, what a twist right? So if I give you orders-

Degrees: I'll consider then before going about it my way.

Jeff Andonuts: ....Of course.

Tess: You can't forget about me Jeff! You may own the show, but I own the rights to the Lady Renegades! Bloody Rose will still be the Lady Renegade Boss.

Jeff Andonuts: Yes, of course....let's make this as complicated as possible. Job title hierarchy makes for great wrestling television.

Degrees: I have been grateful for the chance to compete in the ring, but now I'm running the show. Our first show back will be in the home base, and it will be called New Game +. Following a big Battle Royale, we're going to have several title matches, that will conclude with the rematch between Jackson Kain and Subculture for the Havok World Championship. Let's bring up the champ and challenger.

Jackson Kain: Yo! Listen Doc, just because you're my Boss again doesn't mean I have to listen to you do I?

Degrees: Yeah, you do.

Jackson Kain: But the title....clout!

Degrees: Nah.

Jackson Kain: Oh well, worth a shot! I missed my fans! I missed competing in the ring! Don't worry though, because at New Game + it will STILL be LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! JACKSO-

Subculture: Shut it Kain! Look at this! Look at the deck being stacked against me again! Do you think it's going to stop me!? For a month, the Supremacy has trained for this! Maniac and Razorblade are the future, and I'm the world as it is now, so that title is rightfully mine. You hold onto it for a little while longer, but the Supreme Bomber, will knock you on your ass! You can say whatever you want about me, but make no mistake, my punch has killed vampires! That's just a fact!

Jackson Kain: This ain't no creature feature jack! This is Havok! This is Renegade Wrestling! At New Game + it'll be LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! JA-

Subculture: I DIDN'T LET YOU FINISH IT BEFORE! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D LET YOU FINISH IT NOW!?

Jackson Kain: YOU SUCK!

Havok World Champion: Jackson Kain
Havok Lady Renegades Champion: Erica
Havok World Tag Team Champions: Firebrand X/Camilo Ortega
Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions: Christina Angel/Iroha
Havok Television Champion: Vacant
Havok Royal Crown Champion: Dragon Shiryu
Havok Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT
Havok Clash Champion: Bashin Dan
Havok Trios Champions: Kinniku Mike/Magnum PT/Erik Stone

Havok: New Game +
Havok Arena
Renegade Television

0. New Game + Battle Royale: Benjamin vs. Los Tiburon vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Rose Mulligan vs. Tosie vs. Erik Stone vs. Amigo vs. Tomoko U vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Hexagon IV vs. Neptunus vs. El Infierno vs. Grind vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Momo Miyuki vs. Kiva vs. El Mago vs. Jenny Everywhere vs. Takuma Tsurugi
1. Havok Title Unification Eagleland vs. Clash: Magnum PT(c) vs. Bashin Dan(c)
2. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Christina Angel(c)/Iroha(c) vs. Tracy/Kaie
3. Havok Royal Crown Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. Severide
4. Havok Television Championship Decision: Takumi Inui vs. Tack Angel
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Erica(c) vs. Kelly Steele
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship Ladder: Firebrand X(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Razorblade/Maniac vs. Flying Man/Slam Master Jam vs. Saxon/Novus
7. Havok World Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Subculture

Detention Center - Kyoto, Edo

Three figures move in the darkness on the roof of the Detention Center. One of them trips and grasps at his ankle, trying to stifle tears. The other two come back and drag him forward. One of them opens a window and they all enter the building.

Hope Mach: We made it! Piece of cake!

Lady M's: Yeah, if dumb ass over here didn't almost get caught like fifty times!

Tack Angel: I tripped! It really REALLY hurt! *sniffle*

Lady M's: Get a grip! You're a man!

Tack Angel: I'm sensitive!

Lady M's: You're a wuss!

Hope Mach: Mom! Uncle Tack! Stop it! We aren't going to be able to help Dad if we get caught too.

Lady M's: He shouldn't even be in here! It's all Tack's fault you know Hope.

Tack Angel: What?! No! No it isn't! I didn't make Trevor attempt genocide!

Lady M's: Oh didn't you?

Tack Angel: No, I didn't! I AM trying to help you though, which goes against my moral judgement.

Lady M's: Oh Mr. High and Mighty is lowering himself to work with us lowly women folk.

Tack Angel: You're putting words in my mouth! I can so see how the Mach family functions here. Trevor is my best friend, I don't want to see him get killed in here anymore than you do!

Hope Mach: Then we'd better hurry. This place could be the worst of the worst!

The trio try to sneak by the cells, but the prisoners notice as they walk by.

?: You kids don't want to come here!

?: No, you don't!

Hope Mach: What the-

Tack Angel: It's just as I feared. White collar criminals. Try not to get to close to the bars.

Lady M's: White collar what the shit?!

?: Save your receipts when you file your returns!

?: Check references of accountants! Always check references!

Hope Mach: This....doesn't look so bad.

Lady M's: Is that a fucking wet bar?

Hope Mach: There it is! Maximum Security holding! He's in there!

Tack Angel: Then let's quietly-

Lady M's: KICK THE DOOR DOWN!

Tack Angel: Oh darnicles!

M's kicks down the door, expecting a fight. Instead, the lazy guard can barely keep from dozing off.

Guard: Zzz....Nani?

Lady M's: Uh...Eaglish?

Guard: ...Can I help you with something?

Hope Mach: We're looking for Trevor Mach, have you seen him?

Guard: ....Mach? No, he's gone.

Tack Angel: Gone? Gone where?

Guard: He broke out....like...the day after he got here.

Tack Angel: OF COURSE! HE DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!

Lady M's: You're one to talk...breaking someone out of prison...Tack Angel, you smooth criminal!

Tack Angel: IT'S DIFFERENT!

Hope Mach: Dad....where did you go?

-

Saturn City Prison

Tack Angel, Lady M's, and Hope Mach are sitting on a bench, in handcuffs, looking frustrated.

Lady M's: This is bullshit!

Tack Angel: At least they were nice enough to send us back home for prison! I mean I speak Edoese, but-

Lady M's: "I know I speak Edoese!" That's you. That's what you sound like. You won't last a DAY in prison! You're going to get RAPED!

Tack Angel: But I don't wanna get raped!

Lady M's: I've been in the can before guys. That's what they call it in here...the can.

Tack Angel: What do they call cans then?

Lady M's: You mean actual cans?

Tack Angel: Yeah.

Lady M's: ....They're still cans. You're going to need to be tough in here Tack. I mean REALLY overreact to something.

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Lady M's: Try walking past me.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'll just-

Lady M's: NO! NO MAN! NO!

Tack Angel: AH!

Lady M's: NO! NO MAN! I DON'T THINK SO! IS THAT ALRIGHT?!

Tack Angel: YES!

Lady M's: IS IT?!

Tack Angel: YES!

Lady M's: See? Like that. How was that?

Tack Angel: That was really good. My heart is pounding!

Hope Mach: Uncle Tack, please remember that you beat up people on a weekly basis. You are capable of handling yourself.

Tack Angel: Hey you're right! I can do this!

Lady M's: Don't "handle yourself" in Prison Tack. They'll stab the shit out of you, and then push it back in with their d-

Captain Strong: Well look who it is.

Tack Angel: Captain Strong!

Captain Strong: You're all very lucky I was able to pull strings. After the Smart Brain incident, they didn't really want to keep you in Edo anyways.

Tack Angel: They were going to keep Trevor though.

Captain Strong: Actually they weren't. They were going to let him out when they realized he stopped the missile.

Tack Angel: Did he know this?!

Captain Strong: Probably not. He smuggled in a "lewd picture" of two people holding hands and used it to distract the guards.

Tack Angel: Where did he get his hands on dirty material like that?!

Lady M's: ....You're kidding right?

Captain Strong: We're going to let you go since you didn't REALLY do any damage...since he was already gone and all. HOWEVER, we have to make sure you don't do anything like this AGAIN....TALI!

Lady M's: WHAT?! Don't blame me! It was Tack's idea!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! IT WAS NOT!

Lady M's: Oh shut up!

Hope Mach: Captain Strong, I'm sorry. I just wanted to save my Dad.

Captain Strong: I know little miss, but all the same, we're going to have to do something. That's why I brought some convicts in to talk to you about this place, to scare you straight as it were.

Convict #1: You people think they're aren't consequences to the problems you cause?! Huh? You come from families?

Tack Angel: Uh...I'd think you would have to yes.

Convict #1: I came from a broken home! Nobody cared what I did! Next thing I know, I'm in a gang! Got put in jail for petty crimes, just to get out and steal again!

Tack Angel: Well at least the system works.

Convict #1: Is that what you want to do with your lives?!

Lady M's: Fuck off!

Convict #1 ....Can't reach these guys...can't reach em!

Captain Strong: Uh...next!

Convict #2: LET ME TRY! I'll TAKE A CRACK AT IT! YOU THINK THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCES FOR WHAT YOU DO?! HUH?! YOUR FAMILY LOVES YOU! YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME!? I'M IN JAAAAIL MAN! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! IN THE EYES!

Lady M's: Get off the stage!

Hope Mach: *snicker* Mom!

Tack Angel: Teehee! *cough cough*

Captain Strong: *sigh*

Scaraba - Desert

In the hot desert a man is riding his horse, hallucinating and seeing an angry sun trying to attack him from the sky. He removes his head scarf to reveal himself as Trevor Mach. He takes a big drink from his canteen before spitting the water out as someone else approaches, seemingly out of nowhere.

?: It took me awhile to find you.

Trevor Mach: *spits water* WHOA! I was intending NOT to be found! That's why I'm in the middle of the desert! Literally in the middle of nowhere!

?: Actually...there is a rather large village...right over this dune.

Trevor Mach: ...Well how was I supposed to know that? I can't see OVER the dune!

?: What are you doing out here Mach?

Trevor Mach: ...I'm not looking for sandworms...if that's what you're thinking. He who controls the spice though...you know.

?: You're running from persecution. You tried to change the world. Do you still believe that you were doing the right thing?

Trevor Mach: ...Well the meaning was there, but the execution was lacking.

?: I too believe the world has gone mad. My people have been given a bad name by the actions of a few. I wish to change the world, but to do so I may be labeled a terrorist.

Trevor Mach: ...It's not so bad really.

?: It wouldn't be for you...but for me.

The man removes his head scarf as well revealing...

Hashim Al-Singh: For me it's a little more....complicated.

Saturn City Prison

Convict #3: I CAME FROM A BROKEN HOME!

Lady M's: Here we go.

Convict #3: Then I got put in jail for robbing a bank! But before that...Ok. Wait. Oh, no. I was in a bank. Ok. Let me start over. I was in a gang, and then I got put in prison, and then I robbed a bank! No. Wait a second. I robbed the bank first. Ok. Bear with me, people. I'm going to look at some notes. *looks at his notes* Ok. I got it. I worked at a bank, then I robbed it, then I came to prison.

Tack Angel: Gong.

-

Tehraja, Scaraba

The busy village in the middle of the desert is now home to former wrestler Hashin Al-Singh. The world believes all of Scaraba to be a war torn blood bath these days, but the village is full of smiling faces and happy children. Children who don't get out of the village much though, as they were kicking around an inert explosive like a soccer bomb.

Trevor Mach: WHOA! WHAT THE HELL!?

Hashim Al-Singh: Children no! They don't realize what that is.

Trevor Mach: I'd hope not!

Hashim Al-Singh: This land is full of killing machines. I came back home to try and repair the damage, but it sometimes feels like it's never enough.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I can see that, with "kick the bomb" being the national pastime.

Trevor pulls off his head scarf again as the two enter Hashim's house, a nice place in relation to the other homes in the quaint village. Hashim pours something into a glass and hands it to him.

Hashim Al-Singh: This will put hair on your chest my friend.

Trevor Mach: I have enough of that already, but I'll give it a swig.

Hashim Al-Singh: Well?

Trevor Mach: ...This would blow out the fuel injector of a delorean.

Hashim Al-Singh walks over to his bookshelf and pulls out a Quran. He dusts off the cobwebs and opens it up.

Hashim Al-Singh: It's been a long time since I've spoken to God.

Trevor Mach: I got REAL close to be asked to leave his house recently. So what's this all about? I appreciate the invite but-

Hashim Al-Singh: My people and our way of life, it has been taken over by a radical fringe. It filled me with so much rage for so long. I realized what I was doing in my life was wrong and I returned home to try and correct the mistakes of my people. You too have a similar problem don't you?

Trevor Mach: Guess I do.

Hashim Al-Singh: You tried to wipe out the human race though.

Trevor Mach: I didn't REALLY do that! They caught me at a bad time, and they got into my head. Tack punched me back to my senses, and I stopped it. So I'm totally clean here....yep...no responsibility...whatso...ev....ah who am I kidding?

Hashim Al-Singh: I understand you Mach. You wish to get your culture back. The world is telling you that progress is always good and something that can't be stopped or changed.

Trevor Mach: And I'd respond by saying that progressing off the side of a cliff wouldn't be considered a good idea, so why can't we stop and talk about this.

Hashim Al-Singh: I'm glad to you see what has happened hasn't taken your humor. Being able to smile and laugh, it's a good defense to the culture of corruption.

Trevor Mach: I still need to know what this is all about Hashim. I'm an international fugitive and I can't stay in one place for too long.

Hashim Al-Singh: International fugitive? You mean....you mean you don't know?

Trevor Mach: ...Know what?

Hashim Al-Singh: The charges against you...were dropped.

Trevor Mach: Dropped?

Hashim Al-Singh: When it was discovered that you stopped the missile, they dropped the charges. They didn't even care that you escaped.

Trevor Mach: ...You mean to tell me...that I've been lurking and hiding for the past MONTH trying to get home, and I could've just TAKEN A PLANE!?

Hashim Al-Singh: ....Yes.

Trevor Mach: ...I started out in the FAR east, and I'm just NOW in the MIDDLE east.  

Hashim Al-Singh: It was by the will of Allah, because I was hoping to find you. I hoped that we could work together to change the world's culture.

Trevor Mach: Good luck with that. I tried it already! Before Andonuts took all of our time machines I ran off with one and tried to change our culture by changing the past.

Hashim Al-Singh: What did you do?

Trevor Mach: I convinced a young Barry Amabo to get an actual job.

Hashim Al-Singh: And that did not work out?

Trevor Mach: It made a far darker future than I could have ever imagined....well that or the fight I got into with Steven Spielberg before I got back to the time machine.

Hashim Al-Singh: What?

Trevor Mach: When I came back, and the first thing I saw on television was Back to the Future.....STARRING ERIC STOLTZ!

Hashim Al-Singh: Oh my.

Trevor Mach: Regardless their was never a Back to the Future II or III. II is the BEST ONE! I went back and told myself NOT to do that, and set it all back, distraught, and feeling broken.

Hashim Al-Singh: I feel like a different method, and a strong partnership could change things. You and I could change our respective cultures, and learn from each other as well.

Trevor Mach: ...That sounds like the plot of a movie....but a good one...a motivational one...by Disney.

Hashim Al-Singh: I believe wrestling is the key.

Trevor Mach: You want me to get back in the ring?

Hashim Al-Singh: All eyes will be on the Havok relaunch. It'll be the best time to do this.

Trevor Mach: You don't want to hitch your wagon to me bro. I'm a Bad Man. If I do anything, it's not going to be coming from a heroic place anymore.

Hashim Al-Singh: You said something that enlightened me. "Heels are the Heroes now".

Trevor Mach: ...I did say that.

Hashim Al-Singh: Do you believe that?

Trevor Mach: ...I do.

Hashim Al-Singh: Then let's use this platform to change Havok, and in the process we can change the world. The two of us, from different places, coming together for a common cause. What do you say?

Trevor Mach: ....It's going to take more than two of us.

Hashim Al-Singh: I'm glad you said that. I ran into two other guys you know, who feel the same way.

?: Hey bro!

?: Long time no see!

Trevor Mach: Guys! Yeah!

Nerma: Hello Renegades! Nerma here! It was a crazy New Game + return for Havok, but now that it's out of the way, we're going to hit the ground running with a trip to Onett for Xcite! Not only will the Lady Renegades be out in full force, including a showdown between Lady M's and Momo Miyuki. Wow, what a match to be added to the show! We're also going to see a big FOUR TEAM Trios match, to determine the #1 Contender for the Trios titles. The newly formed Trios team World Trigger will join the 87's, Lucha All-Stars, and Lady Renegades team Elevation. The main event will see newly minted champions The Supremacy taking on Jackson Kain, Firebrand X, and Amigo ahead of a World Championship Cage Match on Renegade Nation! Don't miss our return to Onett!

Havok: Xcite
Onett Memorial Arena, Onett
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach vs. Paula
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele vs. Rose Mulligan
3. Havok Clash Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs. Erik Stone
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's vs. Momo Miyuki
5. Tag: Saxon/Novus vs. Flying Man/Slam Master Jam
6. Havok Trios #1 Contender: Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago vs. Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Grind/Ishihiro Tomo/Retro Hippie vs. Erica/Kaie/Tracy
7. 6-Man Tag: Subculture/Razorblade/Maniac vs. Jackson Kain/Firebrand X/Amigo

-

Onett Memorial Arena - Jackson Kain's Dressing Room

The former 2-Time Havok World Champion is sitting in his chair, staring into the mirror, wearing shades to hide the black eye from the KO Punches from New Game +. His manager Mr. Goldstein is talking to him about interesting new offers...

Jackson Kain: Goldie, I've got a match tonight so-

Mr. Goldstein: Jackson bubby, you're missing out of some huge offers right now. People know that you were apart of the Smart Brain take down! You're a legit hero!

Jackson Kain: Goldie, I literally saved the world from aliens a FEW TIMES already! In #EVER!

Mr. Goldstein: Yeah, but no one saw that. Look Kain, I'm going just going to tell you about this movie offer, and I don't think you can refuse. You know the movie from the 90's called Twister?

Jackson Kain: Oh sure, I love that movie.

Mr. Goldstein: It's a 90's movie. Everyone loves it.

Jackson Kain: Waaaait. Are they remaking it?!

Mr. Goldstein: No, they're making a sequel!

Jackson Kain: Reeeeally?

Mr. Goldstein: Yes, it's called Twoster: The Revenge.

Jackson Kain: Twoster: The Revenge?! That's terrible! Is the tornado coming back for revenge or something?

Mr. Goldstein: Yep!

Jackson Kain: YOU'RE JOKING!

Mr. Goldstein: Nope. The original cast gets kidnapped or "swept up" by the tornado from the first movie, and you would lead a team to go into it and rescue them.

Jackson Kain: Into the twister?

Mr. Goldstein: Yes.

Jackson Kain: I'll pass.

Mr. Goldstein: They've got Bill Paxton coming back.

Jackson Kain: I've ALWAYS wanted to work with the Pax! I'll...I'll think about that one. Seriously though, why don't we just make a sequel to my most popular and beloved franchise Bloodfist.

Mr. Goldstein: Well, that's going to be a problem. See, you've been recast.

Jackson Kain: Wait what?!

Mr. Goldstein: The studio got some complaints that the protagonist of Blood Fist was a white man, and that it needed diversity.

Jackson Kain: That pointless bitching and they actually listened!? So what they have a new protagonist?

Mr. Goldstein: Nope. They are having a black female play you.

Jackson Kain: They are having a black female play my character Fiston Rage?

Mr. Goldstein: No, they are recasting you, as in Jackson Kain. You're "problematic", so she will be the new Jackson Kain playing a character.

Jackson Kain: ...That explains that lady following me around the other day.

Mr. Goldstein: Yep. Stunt double.

Jackson Kain: This is absolute madness.

Mr. Goldstein: This is the current year.

Jackson Kain: You know what, forget it! I'm a Havok Renegade! I'm a wrestler now dammit! That's my first priority! I'm going to win back the Havok World Championship from that asshole Subculture! It's going to be Lights! Camera! Action! Jackson!

Mr. Goldstein: So....Twoster?

Jackson Kain: .....Tell them I'm in.



Amidst a sea of protestors wanting wrestling out of Onett, Havok's Xcite returned in front of a packed crowd. Yeah, it's full up, and plenty of people outside too. You wouldn't figure that many people lived in Onett, but yeah. The show opened up with The Supremacy hitting the ring to a chorus of boos.

Subculture: Boo all you want people, but The Supremacy are here, and we have the gold! Razorblade and Maniac are the NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions, and I am FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY once again the Havok World Champion! I am a 2-Time Champion with the longest time between reigns I'm sure, but I had to fight my way through a sea of shit to come out of the other side clean and champion!

Maniac: You want to swim through a real sea of shit? Come with me south of the border. Where I come from you can-

Subculture: It was just allegory Maniac.

Razorblade: I've been to the mountaintop myself, but right now, I'll focus on these belts. Just remember Subbie, eventually, if you hang onto that belt past next week, you WILL have to face me.

Subculture: That IS what we do in The Supremacy. So listen, next week I-

Amigo: Boring!

Subculture: Eh?

Amigo: Over here. I said you were boring.

Razorblade: This coming from your boring ass?

Amigo: I know...imagine how boring YOU are being right now.

Firebrand X: So you got the titles. Good job. Holding onto them is a totally different story.

Jackson Kain: Haha! With co-stars like these, we're a lock to win tonight Renegades! The Supremacy on top, that's not compelling television. We're the must see TV! We're here in Onett!

Renegade: OMG! THAT'S WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW! I'M CURRENTLY EXISTING IN THE PLACE WHERE WE JUST MENTIONED JUST NOW! POP! POP! POP!

Jackson Kain: Despite the protests outside, this is where wrestling in Eagleland was born! Let's cut to the chase, and get right down to it. Why wait for the main event? Let's do this RIGHT NOW!

Renegade: YEAH! RIGHT NOW! AWESOME SURPRISE!

Subculture: No!

Renegade: AW BOO! BOO YOU OBVIOUSLY!

Subculture: We do this when I'm ready, and I'll be ready in the main event, because THAT is where the Havok World Champion belongs!

Jackson Kain: Good thing I'm in the main event then.

Renegade: YEAH! YOU TELL HIM! OH HE GOT YOU GOOD! "YOU GOT BURNED CHANT!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "PUTTING MYSELF OVER!" *clap clap clap clap clap*

-The opening match saw Hope Mach take on veteran Paula in Lady Renegades action. The former champions set the standard for the night with an exceptional back and forth. Paula has mastered the technical/submission style and looked to have Hope on the ropes, but the young Mach countered a reverse choke into an Olympic Slam for the 1-2-3! Big win for Hope Mach, who plans on challenging for the Lady Renegades Championship soon.

-More Lady Renegades action followed, as Kelly Steele took on Bloody Rose protege Rose Mulligan. Rose has had an air of superiority about her since winning Empress II, but Kelly Steele wasn't phased by it, building momentum before hitting the Shredding Backbreaker and scoring the pin. Rose Mulligan took the loss badly, rolling out of the ring instead of fist bumping Steele. Kelly took it in stride until Mulligan grabbed her guitar on the outside and smashed it against the steps. Security had to get involved after that.

Onett Memorial Arena - Backstage

Iroha, Christina Angel, and Hope Mach are seen talking. Hope, who was all smiles after her win earlier is now tearfully walking away.

Iroha: She's right though. We can't go back.

Christina Angel: It was worth it though. A dark future was averted.

Iroha: But think about the cost. It's not just about what she gained. She still lost something very big.

Erik Stone: *cough* Uh..hey Iroha.

Iroha: ....Erin?

Erik Stone: Erik.

Iroha: Oh, I'm sorry. Can I help you?

Erik Stone: I was uh...just...just seeing if you were alright. I saw Hope crying.

Iroha: I'm fine...we're all fine. Thank you though.

Erik Stone: Alright well...I'm going to...uh...catering...if you want...I could get you something.

Iroha: ....Thanks, but I am alright.

Erik Stone: Great....I'll just be going then. Stupid Erik! Stupid! Oh wait...I HAVE A MATCH!

-The Clash Championship was on the line next, as Bashin Dan took on Trios Champion Erik Stone, partner of Magnum PT, who lost the Eagleland Championship in the unification at New Game +. Great showdown between the young guns, but Bashin Dan's ability to take a great amount of punishment paid off, as he wore down Stone and beat him with the Brave Clash for the defense!

Onett Memorial Arena - Outside of the Lady Renegades Locker Room

Hope Mach is seen walking away from Lady M's rather quickly.

Lady M's: ...Hope...what are you talking about? Hope?

Trevor Mach: Tali, what's going on?

Lady M's: The hell have you been?

Trevor Mach: Triggering the World. You know, the usual. Just got a part in Twoster: The Revenge. I'm going to be the voice of the Twister!

Lady M's: Trevor, something is wrong with Hope.

Trevor Mach: Daughter? What's wrong?

Lady M's: She wouldn't tell me. She just seemed like she was missing something very much. She said I wouldn't understand, so I tried not to pry and let her go.

Trevor Mach: You let her go? You didn't try to find out more?

Lady M's: Is that what a Mom would do?

Trevor Mach: I would think so yes.

Lady M's: In our home, we didn't talk, we just broke shit to express our feelings.

Trevor Mach: Bloody Rose REALLY messed you up Lady.

Lady M's: Yeah probably.

Onett Memorial Arena - 87's Locker Room

Tack Angel, Grind, Ishihiro Tomo, and Retro Hippie are all sitting in silence.

Tack Angel: ....Cherub.

Grind: Huh?

Tack Angel: Oh..uh...nothing.

Retro Hippie: So, what are we doing guys? I mean Trevor, Sal, and Jamie have broken off. They have formed World Trigger. Where does that leave us?

Grind: We stick together obviously. We were recently the Trios Champions!

Retro Hippie: Yeah...for how long again?

Grind: Not the point. The point is that Tack is the Television Champion, and we're in the running to be Trios Champions again. We can turn this around.

Retro Hippie: ...You want to join World Trigger don't you?

Grind: What? No! Why would yo-Yes...yes I do. I want to flip the system on its head too. That's part of why I got into this in the first place! Gah, it's not fair! I join ONE world ending cult and it takes forever to get my cred back.

Retro Hippie: We're not supposed to be a team in the format anymore anyways. It's a Trios Team and a Manager only.

Grind: Well, we invited Tack to take your spot in the match, but he keeps talking to the dust in his hands.

Tack Angel: Tell me your secrets Cherub...what were you trying to say? WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS!?

Grind: So we'll figure it out later. Right Tomo?

Ishihiro Tomo: ....

Grind: See? You heard him.

Retro Hippie: No, I didn't!

-The next match was a smash mouth brawl for all between the Lady Renegades Momo Miyuki and Lady M's. An intense flurry of elbows opened the match and both ladies' foreheads. The Edo star surprised M's with her offense, including a flying hip attack, and sent M's reeling on the ropes, but she quickly bounced back and slapped Momo's ass so hard she grabbed it and ran around the ring in a comical scene. M's was waiting to hit the Sexy Strong Stunner and followed it up with the Rolling M's followed by the pin. A good showing from Momo Miyuki, but Lady M's survived the newcomer's impressive attempt.

Onett Memorial Arena - Degrees Office

New Renegade Boss Degrees is talking with Jeff Andonuts about the loss of the Buddy Box and 2nd Referee system.

Degrees: I'm just saying I think it was a mistake. It was a good system. Titles changed hands ALREADY because we got rid of it.

Jeff Andonuts: Well it was a Smart Brain idea, and I wanted to get rid of everything Smart Brain from the brand.

Degrees: What about the Trios rule?

Jeff Andonuts: That was my idea....I like triangulating.

Degrees: ....Right...of course you do.

Jeff Andonuts: Doc, I know I used to take orders from you, but you've got to work with me on this. Besides, I've already come up with alternative idea...involving SCIENCE! Follow me! Well actually...wait there!

Jeff pulls a lever that opens a hatch above them. A ray of light blasts them, sending their particles back to Saturn City, inside the Science Lab of the Andonuts Family.

Degrees: WHOA! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME JEFF?!

Jeff Andonuts: Haha! It actually worked! We were just atomized and reassembled in Saturn City!

Degrees: I JUST started my new job as Boss. I'd like to survive a LITTLE WHILE AT LEAST!

Jeff Andonuts: I'm sorry, but Science can not be stopped!

Degrees: Oh yes it can! Just watch m-

Jeff Andonuts: Follow me!

Degrees: *sigh*

Jeff lead Degrees to a room with two other familiar scientists looming over Harvey Refman.

Jeff Andonuts: Degrees, you remember Mr. Orange and the Apple of Enlightenment from our board of directors?

Mr. Orange: Apple of Enlightenment? Never got that name.

Mr. Apple: Please, just Mr. Apple.

Degrees: What is this?

Jeff Andonuts: I'm glad you asked! Harvey Refman is about to become the FIRST referee to have eyes in the back of his head!

Degrees: WHAT?!

Mr. Orange: Not REAL eyes! Though we wanted to try that. He wouldn't agree to that.

Mr. Apple: He DID agree to bionic implants though.

Degrees: ...You agreed to this?

Harvey Refman: It beats AmaboCare.

Degrees: ...Topical.

Jeff Andonuts: Alright, let's try it out! Turn em on!

Mr. Orange: Turning eyes on!

Mr. Apple: What do you see Harvey?

Harvey Refman: I see.....EVERYTHING! I have transcended front sight and backwards sight. You pathetic mortals. You have no idea. You haven't even the slightest clue of the true nature of the universe! The world itself is so small to me! I have become-AH!

Harvey apparently is having trouble decided which way is front and which way is back as he stumbles around and falls into some scientific equipment.

Harvey Refman: HELP! HELP ME! I CAN'T! I CAN'T! WHERE AM I?! I'M SO DIZZY! I'M GOING TO THROW UP!

Degrees: .....

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah...we better turn it off.

-In tag action Flying Man and Slam Master Jam took on the Eagleland Males, in possibly a contender match if FBX and Ortega don't move for a rematch. The fan favorite team of SMJ and Flying Man dominated against the formerly competitive Eagleland Males, who spent too much time mugging at the camera. Flying Man used the Crossface Chickenwing to force the Submission on Novus.

-The next match would be a crazy war between four Trios teams, to see who will face the Weekend Wrecking Crew on the return episode of Renegade Nation. The newly formed World Trigger would have their debut of sorts in this match, even though Mach, Paradise, and OD have already been a unit within the 87's in the past. This would be the first time they would be joined by Hashim Al-Singh though. They were joined by the Lucha All-Stars, the 87's, and Elevation strangely enough. Yes, the Lady Renegades were getting into this one, with Erica herself proclaiming herself the first to officially be triggered and offended by World Trigger. She claimed the definition of equality stated that the men should just jump out of the ring and give up. Sal and Jamie responded by lifting her up and tossing her onto Kaie and Tracy. Kaie tagged in and wanted to pick a fight with her fellow Celtics Mach and OD. OD tried first, locking up with Kaie, but the stoic warrior fought back with a harsh punch that knocked OD into the corner. Tomo and Kiva rushed into the ring as well, leading to a brawl for all of epic proportions. Everyone jumped in to get some hits in, but the outcome came with the returning Jamie OD landing the Penalty Kick on El Mago, who had JUST poofed out of smoke to escape a Macha Ye. 1-2-3! World Trigger won the hectic war and the right to challenge the Weekend Wrecking Crew.

Trevor Mach: GET HYPE! World Trigger is already on the fast track to the top, and we're going to make the Trios titles great again! Harhar! References!

Sal Paradise: I missed this! I really did! I was once the People's Choice, but now we're all revolutionaries. We're real Renegades fighting for a new cause. We don't all have the same politics, but we do have the same belief in freedom.

Trevor Mach: FREEDOM!

Jamie OD: Speech!

Trevor Mach: SPEECH!

Sal Paradise: Justice!

Trevor Mach: JUSSSSTICCCCCE!

Jamie OD: Oi! After all this time being told I needed to get my head screwed on straight, I'm told it's time to get a little crazy! I said "only a little"?

Trevor Mach: Folks, it's simple. This culture is poison, and we're....the even deadlier poison that's going to wipe it out!

Havok Television Champion Tack Angel came to the ring with a bag of dust in his hand and the title in the other.

Tack Angel: Trevor, what are you doing here? What's this all about? Uh...hey Sal. Hey Jamie.

Sal Paradise: Sup Tack?!

Jamie OD: Oi!

Tack Angel: Yes...Oi.

Trevor Mach: Resuming the cause bro! Genocide was a "little" too far, but this THIS is where it's at!  

Tack Angel: I get it Trevor, your anger and frustrations are at an all time high, but you're letting this tear you apart. Why don't you just step back and take a breath. Think of your choices.

Trevor Mach: This is blood for blood and by the gallons. These are the old days man, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choices left. And I'm ready for war.

Tack Angel: Yikes.

Sal Paradise: It's the weakest generation Tack. Something's gotta be done about the weakest generation.

Tack Angel: Don't tell me he's dragged you into this too.

Trevor Made: "What? People agree with Trevor? I have to stop this!" That's you. That's what you sound like.

Tack Angel: You and Tali BOTH insist that I sound a way that is both incorrect AND unflattering. Our hope is in the future guys.

Trevor Mach: No, my Hope WAS from the future....she's here now.

Tack Angel: That's not what I-

Trevor Mach: WORLD TRIGGER! BOOSH!

Sal Paradise: Get ready Wrecking Crew! You're the ones that are....that are going to get wrecked....by THIS crew....but it won't be on the weekend.

Jamie OD: Oi! We're going to kick some skulls in too! Don't forget about that!

Sal Paradise: Oh yes, Jamie REALLY wants to do that.

Trevor Mach: Well great, cause we're gonna! TRIGGER THE WORLD!

Sal Paradise: TRIGGER THE WORLD!

Jamie OD: KICK IN SOME HEADS!

Tack Angel: SIGH LOUDLY WITH CONCERN!

-Main event time, as Jackson Kain's team of himself Amigo, and Firebrand X, took on The Supremacy ahead of Renegade Nation. In a heated struggle, it would be the newly nicknamed Mr. Sandwich Amigo, who would settle the outcome, striking back YET AGAIN against his generational rival Razorblade, hitting the Olympic Slam and pinning him for the big win. Jackson Kain has the momentum, while the all gold team of The Supremacy were on the ropes. A turn of events that could end the reign of The Supremacy before it even begins.

Havok: Xcite
Onett Memorial Arena, Onett
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach beat Paula via Olympic Slam -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Rose Mulligan via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
3. Havok Clash Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat Erik Stone via Brave Clash -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's beat Momo Miyuki via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
5. Tag: Flying Man[o]/Slam Master Jam beat Saxon/Novus[x] via Crossface Chickenwing -> Submission
6. Havok Trios #1 Contender: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago[x], Grind/Ishihiro Tomo/Retro Hippie, and Erica/Kaie/Tracy via Penalty Kick -> Pin
7. 6-Man Tag: Jackson Kain/Firebrand X/Amigo[o] beat Subculture/Razorblade[x]/Maniac via Olympic Slam -> Pin

Onett Memorial Arena - Backstage

Tack Angel is walking with his bag of dust, talking to it.

Tack Angel: Don't worry Cherub...I'm going to figure out what to do with World Trigger, and I'm going to figure out what happened to you. I'm a multi-tasker. Considering I'm supposed to be dead by now, this is all bonus time for me. So I'll-...Hope? Hope are you crying? Hope, what's wrong.

Hope Mach: *sniff* It's...it's future stuff Uncle Tack. Kind of hard to explain.

Tack Angel: Want to try?

Hope Mach: ...It's...it's Justice...it's too late. Justice won't exist in this timeline.

Tack Angel: Aw honey, we always have time to fight for Justice. It just depends on-

Hope Mach: Not that kind of justice Uncle Tack. I'm talking about Justice Mach....my brother.

Tack Angel: .....WHAA-

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here, the voice of the Renegades! I have big news that is both good and bad. Where shall I start? The good you say? Nope! We're going to get this bad news out of the way. It appears that rumors are swirling that someone with deep pockets is looking to start a rival promotion to Havok. It's been a while since Eagleland has had another big promotion, after the last decade left Havok as the last brand standing, but rumors are swirling. Havok has changed strategy recently, taking the shows back on the road the way they were originally intended at the dawn of EBW. So far, it's been a success in ratings and attendance, but it's been said that certain venues seem to either be already booked or holding out on Havok for unspoken reasons. We may have a rival looming. I guess that's only bad if you don't like competition though. Competition made Havok into what it is today, a very popular if not controversial staple in wrestling and culture. Now, onto the good news...

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff Andonuts is arguing with Tack Angel in his office. Severide, Bashin Dan, Takumi Inui, Kinniku Mike, and Benjamin are also standing by. They all seem to be standing around an ornate treasure chest...

Jeff Andonuts: DO IT TACK!

Tack Angel: NO!

Jeff Andonuts: DO IT!

Tack Angel: NO! I WON'T! I just got it back!

Jeff Andonuts: Tack, this is the only way. Havok has had a SERIOUS problem with titles. They come and go, and I'm tired of it quite frankly. I'll bet that over 100 titles have been created, merged, recreated, and destroyed in 10 years time. I intend to do something about this right now. Behold Renegades, this the Havok Treasure Trove! Inside of this chest will be the old titles, the would be new titles, and any title that you can possibly think of. If it shows up in Havok, it's going to go in the box! I've already collected the EBW "Slightly Above Average" Championship, the EBW 2nd Belt, the VBW belts, the CXJ Belts, the Infinity Division belt, the MKPW belts, the Euroland Belt, the early Havok shoot fighting belts, and a bunch of others I can't remember from years of this tedium. I've been scouring the wrestling world to get these belts and put them in the box. Now, I want your D2T IronMetal Championship!

Tack Angel: ....You've lost your mind.

Jeff Andonuts: Tack.

Tack Angel: I refuse! I JUST got this belt back from dog!

Jeff Andonuts: You may not understand, this Treasure Trove will be a replacement for all those extra titles. You WIN the box!

Tack Angel: ...Yeah?

Jeff Andonuts: Yes! More than that, we're going to have you, Severide, and Bashin Dan compete in a 3-Way, and the winner will keep their title. The losers will add those titles to the box! THEN, the 6 of you here will face off for the Treasure Trove at our big event The Great Eagleland Bash: Red, White, and Crew.

Kinniku Mike: Uuuu! You got my suggestion!

Jeff Andonuts: I always read the suggestion box. While PT is recovering, I figured it was time for Kinniku Mike to make a singles return. Severide, you're new, and you've already proven your worth, obviously, as you're the Royal Crown Champion. Bashin Dan, you continue to impress me every week. You as well Benjamin, you primitive screw head you.

Benjamin: ...I rode the magical lift device to get here...called an "elevator". I think I'm getting better.

Jeff Andonuts: Takumi Inui, we know why you're here as well, but you and I have something else to talk about later. Needless to say, you will also be a part of the match.  

Takumi Inui: *nod*

Tack Angel: So...I could end up with ALL the titles.

Jeff Andonuts: You'd get...what's in the box.

Tack Angel: I normally hate the deal. Always go for the guarantee....but...*sigh* alright, I'll do it, but that doesn't mean I'm going to like it.

Jeff Andonuts: Finally....FINALLY the titles of the world will be sealed, and we'll have some semblance of order...a scientific order...science.

Tack Angel: *whispers to himself* At least I still have you...my Mars Championship....my precious.

Jeff Andonuts: What was that?! Was that a title?!

Tack Angel: NO! NO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!

Havok: Xcite
Threed Zombies Arena, Threed
Renegade Television

1. Trios: Tack Angel/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Severide/Johnny Starbound/Takuma Tsurugi
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Lady M's/Kelly Steele vs. Rose Mulligan/Queen Bolshoi
3. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Saxon/Novus
4. Trios: Dragon Shiryu/Camilo Ortega/Los Tiburon vs. El Infierno/Neptunus/Hexagon IV
5. Renegades Havok World #1 Contender: Amigo vs. Firebrand X
6. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Iroha(c)/Christina Angel(c) vs. Toshie/Tomoko Yu

Havok: Renegade Nation
Podunk Municipal Auditorium, Podunk
Renegade Television

1. Titles in the Box: Tack Angel(c) vs. Severide(c) vs. Bashin Dan(c)

Havok: Great Eagleland Bash: Red White and Crew!
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television

1. Havok Treasure Trove: Tack Angel vs. Severide vs. Takumi Inui vs. Bashin Dan vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Benjamin
2. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Erica(c) vs. Hope Mach
3. Havok World Championship: Subculture(c) vs. ?

-

Threed Hospital

Degrees is walking through the hospital down a hall that says "Z Ward". He is joined by another Doctor.

Degrees: Dr. Z?

Dr. Z: What? You think because I run the Zombie ward in Threed my name just HAS to be Dr. Z?

Degrees: ...It says it on your name badge.

Dr. Z: Right....I'm Dr. Z. How can I help you?

Degrees: I'm Degrees, the Renegade Boss of Havo-

Dr. Z: Oh it's YOU GUYS! You're going to give me a busy night aren't you?! You know, every time you guys show up, you either cause zombie harm, OR you create MORE zombies! As if I don't have enough to worry about!

Degrees: I was going to suggest a few precautions actually!

Dr. Z: Oh?

Degrees: I'm a Doctor too.

Dr. Z: Finally, someone who gets it. Alright Doctor, what can I do for you.

Degrees: First, I'd-

Dr. Z: Hang on just a second. Zombie Bob, what are you doing back so soon? You don't get defumed for another week.

Zombie Bob: Ugggrhrhghgh...

Dr. Z: Your arm fell off again? Hang on, I'll get the stapler. I'm sorry Doctor, what did you need?

Degrees: As much Fly Honey as you can give me.



It's Free Fly Honey Night in Threed for Xcite's long awaited return! Renegades both living and not so much filled the new arena for Threed's very own Monday Night Combat team....The Zombies. I mean it's not original, but it's very accurate. You can't blame them for using it when it's right there to use ya know? The show kicked off with boos and gurgles as Havok World Champion Subculture and the Havok World Tag Team Champions Razorblade and Maniac, made their way to the ring.

Subculture: Go on, boo it up. You there, I don't even know what you're trying to do. You don't even have a throat. I think the zombie of my old trainer is in the crowd somewhere. I hope he's witnessing this, because my career has also come back from the dead. I once was blind...but now I see...literally. Now I'm the Havok World Champion. I beat Jackson Kain not once, but twice. They had to give him the week off, and fit him with a facial cast. Wow, do I have the power of the punch of what? The Supreme Bomber is here to entertain you and grave you with his presence for now, because me and the other members of The Supremacy have the night off as well. I think after this we're going to find the VIP Box, kick out the rich assholes inside, and make this night Supremacy Appreciation Ni-

Amigo: You like to rattle on don't you? You know we have a time limit right?

Subculture: *sigh* You again.

Maniac: I'll kill him. Want me to kill him?

Razorblade: Too late, he's already a zombie. I keep killing his career, but he won't stay down.

Amigo: I'm doing just fine actually. I've got a sandwich with me, and I made sure this one isn't fly honey. I've also got a shot at the #1 Contendership.

Razorblade: They gave YOU a #1 Contender shot?!

Maniac: I mean it, I really want to kill him.

Subculture: Whatever, get in line and lose. It'll be the same for the whole roster. I'm not scared or even a little worried about any o-

Firebrand X: You're forgetting, I'm in that match too.

Maniac: Hey look, it's one of those guys we nabbed the belts from. I want to kill him too.

Razorblade: You've got a problem.

Maniac: The problem is that I'm not killing anyone right now.

Subculture: It's another has-been. I'm so scared.
 
Firebrand X: It's been quite the road for me. I came into wrestling with a big push behind me, and a lot of fire beneath me. I've raised hell, and I've let the demon loose plenty of times. The demon is gone forever now, and you're left dealing with me.

Subculture: The Demon was the only one anyone ever card about. Why would I care now?

Firebrand X: The Demon was holding me back Subculture. The Demon liked to play games. The Demon liked to lie. Look at my face, do I look like I play games?

Subculture: ...You're wearing a mask.

Firebrand X: ...If you could see my face, you'd know better. People thought I was a robot once too. The point is that distractions have gotten in my way for years. You know what that's like right? Well, instead of bitching about it. I'm going to do something about it. I'm going to become a 3-Time World Champion.

Amigo: *cough*

Firebrand X: ...Cover your mouth.

Amigo: Looking past me will be the biggest mistake you can make X.

Firebrand X: Wouldn't dream of it Amigo. On the contrary, you'll be more difficult to beat than this guy right here.

Subculture: Do I need to remind you two that I beat Jackson Kain TWICE!

Amigo: Cheated to break a man's face followed by exploiting said cheat. Yep, you're a worthy champ alright.

Subculture: Let's just see which one of you gets to lose to me at the Eagleland Bash.

Razorblade: It'll probably be X. Amigo is just awful.

Maniac: It'll be neither of them if I just kill them first.

Razorblade: You seriously have a problem.

Maniac: ....I know.

-The opening contest saw the 87's take on the team of Royal Crown Champion Severide, Johnny Starbound, and Takuma Tsurugi in Trios action. Good effort for the newer trio, but the lack of team experience cost them here. Television Champion Tack Angel and Grind went up and over to floor the hard hitting strikers while the mad pit bull Tomo-kun caught Johnny Starbound in midair and dropped him with the Brainbuster before the pin. Tack Angel with the momentum ahead of a 3-Way battle between himself, Severide, and Clash Champion Bashin Dan, who was watching from the stage. Winner will keep their title, while the other 2 will go in the new Havok Trove.

-The team of Real Steele were back in action against an interesting pairing, Rose Mulligan and Queen Bolshoi. Former EBW fan favorite Bolshoi came out with the team, much to the disdain of the Bloody Rose protege. Despite the Bolshoi shenanigans, the story of the match was M's and Rose, with Mulligan purposefully targeting the daughter of her mentor. M's took what she had and came back with a flurry of elbows, forcing her back into her corner. Queen Bolshoi tagged in and tried to give M's a balloon. M's took the balloons and came back with the Rolling M's as thanks. 1-2-3! Rose Mulligan attacked Queen Bolshoi after the loss and popped all of Bolshoi's balloons, much to his extreme horror.

-In Tag action, Sal Paradise and Jamie OD of World Trigger had their first match back in tag form to take on the Eagleland Males. This went about like the other Eagleland Males matches as of late. Saludice and OD got to shake off the ring rust and showcase their ability at the expense of the Males. Penalty Kick from OD to Novus lead to the pin and the win for World Trigger. After the match, manager Hashim Al-Singh grabbed the mic.

Hashim Al-Singh: Hello Renegades. Yes, I'm talking to the Renegades, and not the pretenders out there. The real Renegades, those that buck the trend. The trends these days seem to be overt PC thought crimes and terrible violence as a result. I have become a man of peace and virtue. These days, I would consider THAT a Renegade. I don't wish to judge on race, but of content of character. Better yet, I'd rather not judge at all. THAT makes me a Renegade. It has sickened me, the atrocities carried out in the name of Allah. It has created so much back and forth hatred. The hatred needs to stop. I come from a very different place than Trevor Mach, and he comes from a different place than Jamie OD and Sal Paradise. All the same, we all believe that we can come together and use wrestling to change the road we're on. The dominant team in wrestling, a form of violence yes, but one controlled, with competition in mind, and not the death of "infidels". My God is a God of peace and love. However, these days, my opinions are considered unpopular on so many different sides. We're looked at as heels. Heels will be the heroes, and we're going to change the world, not as terrorists, but as men, because terrorists are not brave...men are brave. Renegades are brave, and it's going to be a brave new world. Peace be to you all.

-In more Trios action, Dragon Shiryu enlisted Camilo Ortega and Los Tiburon to take on the new Hades Army that may be lead by the target Shiryu has been searching for for months El Infierno AKA Hades. Shiryu tried to question the group leader, but was swiftly attacked by Hex IV and Neptunus. Fun Trios match, with that lucha flavor, so I hope you brought Pepto. The Hades Army overwhelmed Shiryu's team and proceeded to get a DQ which caused the referee to be laid out as well. Carnage lead to heavy blood loss. Swift Security rushed out with jars of fly honey to distract the Zombies while trying to regain control.

-The semi-main event saw Amigo and Firebrand X engage in the match of the night for the #1 Contender shot. Degrees seemingly wanting to reignite the careers of Havok's foundation with matches like these. The grappler and the hybrid went all out in a heated contest that managed to go the distance without a winner. A 30 Minute Time Limit Draw left us without a Contender, much to the amusement of Subculture, who was seen laughing in the VIP Box he actually did hijack. However...

Degrees: Now that's what I'm talking about. That's what I want to see. I think that's what they all want to see too. The best action from two amazing athletes. You both spend more time training and competing, and fighting for chances like this, than most. This is what I wanted to see when I became the Boss. Great work gets rewarded. That's why at the Great Eagleland Bash: Red, White, and Crew, we'll see Subculture defend against BOTH Amigo and Firebrand X!

Spoiler alert: Subculture wasn't laughing anymore.

-Main event time, as Future Past put the Lady Renegades Championships on the line against the newcomers from Edo Flame Ribbon. The brash and violent team from Edo have made a big splash, and took this team of time travelers to the limit, as most main event matches do, because if it was a squash it wouldn't be very entertaining. It's a good thing the booking is always consistent this way. If the first match turned out to be a time limit draw...well...we'd have Fourside Wrestling. People seemed to like that though. Maybe I'll keep that in mind. Oh wow, I missed the outcome. Let me rewind. Hang on a minute. Oh alright...so Christina hit the Angel Driver on Tomoko Yu to win and defend after several close calls. That's nice. Everyone seems to like Christina and Iroha. I've heard people call them Future-fus. It's a play on waifu from the future. Yeah, they are horrible people.

Havok: Xcite
Threed Zombies Arena, Threed
Renegade Television

1. Trios: Tack Angel/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo[o] beat Severide/Johnny Starbound[x]/Takuma Tsurugi via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Lady M's[o]/Kelly Steele beat Rose Mulligan[x]/Queen Bolshoi via Rolling M's -> Pin
3. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Saxon/Novus[x] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
4. Trios: Dragon Shiryu/Camilo Ortega/Los Tiburon beat El Infierno/Neptunus/Hexagon IV via DQ
5. Renegades Havok World #1 Contender: Amigo vs. Firebrand X ended in a Time Limit Draw
6. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Iroha(c)/Christina Angel(c)[o] beat Toshie/Tomoko Yu[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Threed Zombies Arena - Concessions

After the show, the humans and zombies are clearing out, though some are stopping to get their last jars of fly honey. Degrees is talking to Dr. Z about the success of the show. Behind them, the fly honey maker ignites into flames.

Degrees: What was that?

Dr. Z: Probably nothing. It didn't sound like anyone getting bitten, so it's not my problem. Haha!

Degrees: You know my Boss was a zombie once?

Dr. Z: Really?

The flames are spreading, with many humans and zombies running up to do the logical thing and scream at the flames. Two zombies standing by, are caught up in the fire.

Degrees: Yeah, it was like 10 years ago. The monster that started all this zombie nonsense did it to him.

Dr. Z: I did NOT know that!

Someone grabs a fire extinguisher and tries to put the flames out on the Fly Honey Maker, but the two continue to just wade about trying to extinguish the fires. Most everyone else has turned away and started talking about other things, or hashtagging the whole thing.

Degrees: I'm just glad we got out of here without any fatalities for a change.

Dr. Z: Zombies are people too after all....or at least they used to be? We're still trying to figure this one out. In any case Zombies are MADE of people.

Degrees: Yes. Whoa....what happened over here?

Dr. Z: Huh?

They both turn to see the burned remains of the Zombies moving around on the floor. Smoke and cider has turned the hallway black and grimy. Nosan walks up with his mop bucket.

Nosan: ....If you think I'm cleaning this up...forget it!

Dr. Z: *sigh* More overtime for Dr. Z. Someone get me a scraper!

-

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff is working on some Science as Trevor Mach busts into the room.

Trevor Mach: Dammit Jeff! Dammit!

Jeff Andonuts: ....Yeah?

Trevor Mach: You just had to do it. You just had to make a Havok Trove? I just got done winning both the Royal Crown and Television Championships recently. I did that to prove a point about the weakest generation, but more than that, I was working on a Grand Slam. A Grand Slam Jeff. I want that Grand Slam!

Jeff Andonuts: ...Start playing baseball?

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu! That's not what he means Jeff. He wants credit for holding all the titles, but you keep making more, or taking some away.

Jeff Andonuts: Are you upset about this too or something?

Kinniku Mike: Damn right, cause I would be a Grand Slam winner too if it weren't for the title mess. That's not why I'm here though, I'm here to pick a fight with my old friend.

Trevor Mach: Is that right Big Mike? PT's injury wasn't intentional if that's what you're wondering. PT's a boss, the weakest generation wouldn't grow a mustache that great. I could've caved in Stone's head if that would've made you feel better.

Kinniku Mike: Why don't you try caving my head in bro.

Trevor Mach: What's your beef Mike?

Kinniku Mike: We were going to be the Mullet Club man. You lost your mind, the Crew came to help you out. Then you come straight after us with your old buddies Saludice and OD.

Trevor Mach: Nothing personal brah, it's just war. Hashim Al-Singh enlightened me. We can do this in the ring, and the best way to bring the group together were the Trios titles. You just happened to have them. Plus, don't blame me for the Mullet Club. Jeff Andonuts wanted to break the groups apart into Trios teams.

Jeff Andonuts: Yes, I did do that, but I'm scientifically baffled by the bro and brah quotient in this discussion. I must perform tests.

Kinniku Mike: We're bros Trevor, but this got personal.

Trevor Mach: My war is with the weakest generation brah. However, I don't take the shits, I just disturb them. If you want a brodown throwdown, you're on.

Jeff Andonuts: Amazing, the brotector readings are off the charts.

Kinniku Mike: When did you make that?

Jeff Andonuts: Just now....while you were talking.

Trevor Mach: Well holy shit.

Amigo's House

Amigo, Firebrand X, and the recently cleared Jackson Kain are sitting at a table in Amigo's house. They are trying to come up with ideas to counter The Supremacy, but so far, no luck. As they sit in silence, a clock is ticking behind them. A notepad sits on the table. Suddenly, the notepad springs to life...

Notepad: ? What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative. ?

Jackson Kain: How do you get the idea?

Notepad: ? I just try to think creatively. Now when you look at this orange tell me please, what do you see? ?

Firebrand X: It's just a boring old orange.

Notepad: ? Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face, walking along and smiling at me. ?

Firebrand X: I don't see what you mean.

Notepad: ? 'Cause you're not thinking creatively. ?

Amigo freaks out, grabbing the notepad and throwing it out the window.

Amigo: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Jackson Kain: It was a singing notepad. Trying to teach us how to think creatively. Wasn't that yours?

Amigo: My sentient notepad?!

Firebrand X: Yeah, I thought that was yours.

Amigo: Why would I have that?! What even was it!? How?! What?! AH!

Havok: Renegade Nation
Podunk Municipal Auditorium, Podunk
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Battle Royale: Jenny Everywhere vs. Momo Miyuki vs. Toshie vs. Queen Bolshoi vs. Rose Mulligan vs. Paula
2. Lady Renegades No Rules Tag: Kelly Steele/Lady M's vs. Erica/Tracy
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach vs. Kaie
4. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Kinniku Mike
5. Titles in the Box: Tack Angel(c) vs. Severide(c) vs. Bashin Dan(c)
6. Non-Title Tag: Firebrand X/Amigo vs. Razorblade/Amigo

Fiville City Limits

A vehicle blows a tire and pulls over to the side of the road. Jackson Kain, Amigo, and Firebrand X come out of the car to assess the damage...

Jackson Kain: Well this blows. I'll call AAA.

Amigo: We're a little too far north for Anahauc for the luchadors to help.

Jackson Kain: No I meant-

Amigo: I know what you meant. I was trying some humor. I'm just hoping the tire iron doesn't come to life to teach us how to change a tire.

Jackson Kain: Uh, we got company pulling up.

Firebrand X: W-What? Who's that?

Subculture: Wrong place to get a flat!

As Subculture pulls out of the limo, Razorblade and Maniac attack from behind. They use the tire and tire iron to cause damage, leaving the trip down. Subbie threw some money down on Amigo.

Subculture: That's for the tire I purposely had burst. AHAHAHA! Let's roll Supremacy. We've got some forfeit wins to collect.

Amigo: Ugh...this is just great.

Tire: ? So you want to change a Tire?! ?

Amigo: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!



Havok descends on Fiville for the first time. Fiville as we all know, is one more than Fourside....that's right. A much larger city that has been devoid of wrestling due to the former Mayor's "Anti-Wres" regulations. However, the new Mayor opened the doors to major sporting events, with Fiville getting it's own Monday Night Combat team for the next season. However, as they new stadium is still being built, Havok went old school with another big outdoor show in the parking lot of the Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

-A Battle Royale between Renegades was held this week to contrast the Lady Renegades one. Momo Miyuki looked impressive in that Battle Royale and former Television Champion Takumi Inui looked just as impressive here. With a flick of the wrist he took off, eliminating left and right. Rains tried to Superman Punch, but Takumi side stepped and he went over the ropes, taking his former ally Danny Leung with him. Benjamin's missed spear also eliminated him. Really, this was more guys eliminating themselves, so nothing at all like the Lady Renegades Battle Royale. Noah and Slam Master Jam were battling back and forth when a Crimson Smash launched Jennings out of the ring. Slam Master Jam held out the longest, and tried to do the impossible, but a Slam Jam attempt failed, when Takumi got up quickly and pushed him off the turnbuckle and out of the ring. Takumi Inui back to his impressive winning ways.

-In Trios action, the new trio going by the name "God Hand" challenged "Hades Army" to a match, so that Shiryu could get a closed look at the luchador named El Infierno. The demonic trio refused to play by the rules though, and got themselves DQ'd when weapons came into play. They lost the match, but stood tall and made a statement. Dragon Shiryu tried to get back to his feet, but in a shocking move, El Infierno threw a fireball in his face. EMTs rushed out to try and help the Dragon.

-In Lady Renegades Trios, the #1 Contender Hope Mach joined Tag Champions "Future Past" against Elevation. A highly competitive contest, the Elevation team took to their dirty tricks, to asset dominance over the younger team. Kaie got some retribution from recent losses, clocking out Hope Mach with a loaded Celtic Hand Grenade, while the champ Erica pinned Iroha following a Full Nelson Facebuster. Elevation with the win with a week to go before the Bash.

In the ring, Saxon and Novus grabbed mics to address the crowd.

Saxon: We all know what you're thinking. How could guys who look THIS GOOD, and wrestle SO WELL lose so much recently?

Novus: It's a good question. The answer is obvious. The system is rigged against good looking and talented young stars. It always has been, since Tack was in charge.

Saxon: That's right, that guy NEVER liked us. Now, we don't even have a match tonight, and we think that sucks!

Novus: Give us a chance here! We'll get the win and our rise back to the top will be assured!

Degrees: You guys want a match? You got it. You'll be facing the 87's and that match starts....will not right now...but in a minute...when they get out here...I just told them a minute ago, so they're getting ready. This would be a good time for a commercial.

Fiville Five Guys - Staging Area

Ishihiro Tomo and Grind are stretching and getting ready for their match.

Grind: So...you realize what's happening right?

Ishihiro Tomo: .....

Grind: We're becoming THAT tag team.

Ishihiro Tomo: .....

Grind: You know, a two singles guys put together cause they don't fit anywhere else kind of team.

Ishihiro Tomo: ....

Grind: I'm never going to live it down am I? I lost the title and joined a world ending cult. Plenty of Renegades have lost their mind and recovered from it but NOOOOO not this guy. He's on roller blades, he'll just "roll with it".

Ishihiro Tomo: ....

Grind: Get it? Not a fan of jokes are you? Look, I'm just venting. Let's just try and make this work out better than it did for Rod and no Kachi alright?

Ishihiro Tomo: *nod*

Grind: Great...let's do this.

-In an impromptu tag match, the 87's took on the Eagleland Males. Grind set Tomo loose on the Males, pulverizing them in short order, a far cry from their time at the top as the TaskForce. Tomo hit the Brainbuster on Novus to score the pin and win.

-World Trigger were in Trios action next against the debuting team called "Millennial", consisting of the best the current year apparently has to offer. To describe their styles would be a bit difficult, considering how little wrestling they got to do. The World Trigger team beat down on "Millennial" so badly, the referee several times wanted to end the match out of pity. Frankie G and Carl the Cuck were brutalized, while the trio had a hard time with Alundros, as none of them wanted to tag in an face this uh...person...not knowing the true gender for sure. Mach put the Cuck out of his mistery with the Macha Ye. Sue Mary jumped into the ring to protest.

Sue Mary: THIS ISN'T RIGHT! WE DESERVE OUR DEMANDS! Your toxic masculinity is trying to keep us down!

Jamie OD: Oi! It's a match you crazy bitch, of course we're going to try and win!

Sal Paradise: Did you expect everyone would get a blue ribbon or something?

Sue Mary: You refuse to step aside and let 2016 take hold! We are 2016! You're the 80's, archaic, barbaric, and close minded!

Sal Paradise: Hey, that guy over there is 80's. I'm more of a 90's guy.

Trevor Mach: You really think so Sal? Thank you. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. I-I think I might cry.

Sue Mary: I don't need this! I'm out of here!

Trevor Mach: Pick up your trash and take it with you.

Sue Mary: I don't need them. They got me in the front door. I'll do the rest myself!

Trevor Mach: There you have it. Feminism in 2016.

Sue Mary: Hate speech! Hate speech! GAH! Conform to my views, or I'm going to scream!

Sal Paradise: She's like a bad impression of an activist.

Jamie OD: I think it's spot on.

Sal Paradise: You do?

Jamie OD: What? Hey, don't look at me. I'm not writing this.

Trevor Mach: I don't conform to anyone's views...not even my own. Wait.

A triple main event was scheduled to take place, with Amigo, Firebrand X, and Jackson Kain getting singles shots against the Supremacy. The trio with the gold came out to gloat about the fact that their opponents couldn't make it to the show, but were shocked as Jackson's theme hit. He was joined by Amigo and Firebrand X, all three limping their way to the ring.

Maniac: This is why you should've let me kill them.

Subculture: ....I guess you're right? I don't know.

-1 of 3 in this series of main event caliber matches, as Firebrand X took on Maniac. X seemed to be struggling from his injuries, but kept pace with the frantic Maniac. The sadistic Maniac actually pulled out a switchblade and caught X on the forearm, who clutched the wound. Maniac took him to the corner where he hit the Sliced Bread #2 and used a dirty on the ropes pin for the win.

-2 of 3 saw Amigo and Razorblade continue this ever evolving and engaging feud. Razorblade thought he was done with the World Warrior, but Amigo keeps coming back. A classic grappling spectacle, saw one slip up by Razor, that allowed Amigo to lift him up for the Olympic Slam and the pin. Amigo evens the score with Razorblade, but Razor got the last laugh, attacking Amigo after the match and chucking him hard to the ground outside.  

-3 of 3 with the score tied up before this threepeat match between Jackson Kain and the Havok World Champion Subculture. Subbie survived a Cage rematch against Kain, winning clean even though the former champ was wrestling injured. He was still in bad shape for this match, stemming from the beating earlier in the night. Action packed intensity with the crowd of their feet. The Green Bomber wasn't prepared for Kain to actually show up, so the Superstar had the edge all throughout the match. Finally, as Kain lined up Subbie for the Shadow Kick, Razorblade and Maniac rushed into the ring and attacked forcing the DQ. The Renegades booed and threw garbage into the ring as Firebrand X and Amigo ran in to join the brawl, clearing the ring of Supremacy to the joy of the crowd. Degrees came out with mic in hand.

Degrees: Subbie, I sure hope you and your boys don't try and pull something like that at Great Eagleland Bash: Red, White, and Crew. I refuse to see it. If Razorblade or Maniac set foot anywhere near the ring, I'm stripping you of the title. Don't think I won't. Jeff wanted to try the whole Buddy Box thing, but I'm going to be a bit more direct. Obviously....cut...end the show....fade out on Subbie's outraged face....there we go.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Fiville Five Guys Parking Lot, Fiville
Renegade Television

1. Renegades Battle Royale: Takumi Inui vs. Slam Master Jam vs. Noah Jennings vs. Rains vs. Danny Leung vs. Benjamin
Winner: Takumi Inui
2. Trios: Camilo Ortega/Dragon Shiryu/Los Tiburon beat El Infierno/Hexagon IV/Neptunus via DQ
3. Lady Renegades Trios: Erica[o]/Tracy/Kaie beat Hope Mach/Christina Angel/Iroha[x] via Full Nelson Facebuster -> Pin
4. Tag: Grind/Ishihiro Tomo[o] beat Saxon/Novus[x] via Brainbuster -> Pin
5. Trios: Trevor Mach[o]/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Frankie G/Carl the Cuck[x]/Alundros via Macha Ye -> Pin
6. Singles: Maniac beat Firebrand X via Sliced Bread #2 -> Pin
7. Singles: Amigo beat Razorblade via Olympic Slam -> Pin
8. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain beat Subculture via DQ

Fiville Five Guys

World Trigger are eating at Five Guys, reveling in their win.

Trevor Mach: Man, those guys couldn't hold a candle to us! Thought they were the best 2016 had to offer? Man, this burger is great. Try this Hashim.

Hashim Al-Singh: I can not...it has pork on it.

Trevor Mach: Oh...oh shit! My bad dawg!

Hashim Al-Singh: It is alright. This is what we're fighting for isn't it? A different kind of tolerance....real tolerance.

Trevor Mach: Still...dick move on my part, I'll throw it away.

Sal Paradise: Well that's down right nice of you Trev.

Trevor Mach: Well it's my choice. You give me the choice and I can be decent.

Jamie OD: You mean when you're not trying to destroy the world?

Trevor Mach: ...I was having a bad week!

Hashim Al-Singh: Most of Havok's younger talent so far have proven to be worthy and admirable, but this sort of invasion is exactly why we formed this group. They are the kind of people that allow the worst of my people to run wild with their fanaticism. It's a chain reaction. We have to start by making them see what they are doing is destructive. They don't want tolerance. They don't want equality or balance.

Trevor Mach: You know what I want?

Sal Paradise: Chocolate milkshake?

Trevor Mach: You read my mind Sal. I'm going to get-

Tack Angel: TREVOR! TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: Whoa! What the hell bro? Everything alright?

Tack Angel: I need to talk to you! Outside!

Jamie OD: Oi! I don't trust him Trev! Remember all that shit you were talking about him?

Tack Angel: Wait wha?

Trevor Mach: AHAHAHA! Don't listen to Jamie, he's insane and Celtic! Gift of gab and all that.

Tack Angel: That's you too through.

Trevor Mach: Let's go Tack!

Outside of Five Guys

Trevor Mach: Alright buddy, let's-

Tack Angel: First off, I want to say I understand. I get it.

Trevor Mach: What?

Tack Angel: Not before, I didn't get that, but what you're doing now. I get it. You've got a cynical outlook on the future, and add to that they hurt your daughter and your dog. Before that you were starting to lose it as it is. I get it. I don't hold grudges, but if I did, I definitely would in this case.

Trevor Mach: Alright...so-

Tack Angel: I just wanted you to know that....before I ask a favor.

Trevor Mach: Alright...what is it?

Tack Angel: I know how important family is to you. I guess you and I are like brothers in that sense.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Remember that time we thought we might be actual brothers!

Tack Angel: Yeah but-

Trevor Mach: Oh, and that time you got the blood transfusion from me, so we ARE blood brothers and-

Tack Angel: They have my family!

Trevor Mach: What? Who?

Tack Angel: I don't know who, but I know where. I got a lead.

Trevor Mach: Who do they have? Amy? Christina? Uh...."other" Christina?

Tack Angel: Cherub Kid. Now, I'm asking you as a friend, and as a brother...will you help me?

Trevor Mach: .....

-

Anahauc - Greco Ranch

A truck is driving down a dusty dirt road towards a ranch. Inside the truck, Tack Angel and Trevor Mach, both wearing checkered button shirts and straw cowboy hats.

Tack Angel: I can't believe I'm wearing this. How did you talk me into it?

Trevor Mach: Relax Partner, you gotta look the part! You wanted my help with all of this, don't forget that.

Tack Angel: I did. This could definitely get ugly.

Trevor Mach: We could've gotten more help ya know?

Tack Angel: I don't want to endanger anyone else.

Trevor Mach: Oh just me? I appreciate it.

Tack Angel: I knew you might be up for it, and for once I'm using your uh..."fudge it" attitude to help me out.

Trevor Mach: .....Great, now I want fudge.

Tack Angel: Slow down, we're here.

Trevor and Tack pull into the Greco Ranch, a private kingdom in the desert. Ancient stone walls, adobe buildings, Vaqueros on horseback work, and expansive livestock pens. Also, the home to one of the most powerful drug lords in Anahauc, Senor Greco. As they pull in, they see an interesting sight they weren't expecting. Men, women, and children having a barbecue. Tack Angel seems to be known by the men, but they ignore Trevor. A man with a disfiguring scar named Rudy greets them.

Rudy: Tack Angel, I never thought I would see the day.

Tack Angel: Me either, but I'm going to have to call in that favor.

Rudy: You're lucky Papi owes so much to the Stuart family. He's not one to give out the kind of information you're looking for.

Tack Angel: I don't feel lucky. I just need to get this done.

Rudy: Well sit back and relax, go play some dominoes with the boys. Hey, get these gringos some chicken and brews!

Tack Angel: I'm not really-

Trevor Mach: I could go for that.

Tack sits at a dominoes table, with 3 other seedy men. He glances over to see a bag with blood soaking through the bottom, and flies buzzing over it.

Tack Angel: So..uh...what's that? The guy that lost the last game?

They simply stared.

Tack Angel: ....Let's....let's play dominoes.

Four roughnecks shoot at a line of chickens buried up to their necks in the dirt.  Bets are traded.  A bottle is passed.  Trevor sits nearby finishing a plate of barbecue.

Trevor Mach: That's not very sporting. What chance are you giving the chickens?

The roughnecks trade scornful remarks and return to their game. Mach hurls a leg bone at them they stop and glare.

Trevor Mach: If I was gonna kill a defenseless animal, and I'm not, I’m gonna honor its sacrifice by grilling it up into some tasty barbecue.  What I’m not gonna do, is torture it just to prove I’m a crappy shot who can’t hit anything further away than his own pecker!

Rudy: *sigh* Gringo, it looks like your dog is off the chain.

Tack Angel: Trevor, what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: They're torturing these chickens!

Roughneck: Estúpido.

Trevor Mach: Say that in Eaglish, but take a shower first. You both look and smell like hot garbage.

Tack Angel: Trevor, look at me. Now look at the buffet table. You see that bag over there?

Trevor Mach: Between the ribs and potato salad?

Tack Angel: There's a human head inside of it.

Trevor Mach: ...Well-

Tack Angel: No losing head jokes please. Just know these guys mean business. Come on, we've got to talk to Papi Greco. He knows what we need to know. If we don't hurry it'll be our heads in that bag.

Trevor Mach: No way man. Both of our heads would NEVER fit in a bag that small.

Before they leave, a roughneck takes aim at one of the chickens. Trevor runs back, flying off a picnic table, and smashing his knee right into his face. He then used the gun and shot in front of the chickens, freeing them from the ground and allowing them to escape.

Trevor Mach: Who's estúpido now? *wink*

Tack Angel: Did you just wink at him?

Trevor Mach: That's right I did, because he's my bitch now!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Tack and Trevor head into a stable where an elderly Anahauc man is brushing a bull.

Papi Greco: My God Daughter, is she still in good hands with you Senor Angel?

Tack Angel: Uh...yes...of course she is.

Papi Greco: You need to bring her down to see me. Her and your daughter. I'd love to spend some time with them.

Tack Angel: Well, that's a complicated.

Papi Greco: What, because of my "business" you're so afraid of? I'm a cattle rancher.

Trevor Mach: With some hired and armed goons outside. You know they tried to shoot the heads off chickens?!

Papi Greco: Who is this.

Tack Angel: Trevor Mach. He's my friend.

Papi Greco: I have heard of this man. His wife left him for a lesbian, and then his next girlfriend left him for his cousin. Is that right?

Trevor Mach: Oh that's the part you hear? That's what you know about me?

Papi Greco: I kid Senor Mach. I could actually use a man like you on my payroll. Sociopaths do well in my line of work.

Trevor Mach: ...Cattle Rancher?

Papi Greco: ...Yes.

Tack Angel: Papi Greco, no disrespect, but I need the location.

Papi Greco: ..Right to the point eh? Alright fine. Your government is storing your "package" below a bank across the border in a small town named Dry Gulch.

Dry Gulch Diner

Across the bank is a small diner. Mach is sitting at the table, drinking a cup of coffee. Inside of the bank, Tack Angel is speaking with a female bank teller in the vault.

Female Teller: Your box will be available any time from an hour after opening to 30 minutes before close. Also if you open a checking account, we’ll give you 5% off the box along with free overdraft protection.

Tack Angel: And here I was hoping for a free toaster.

Female Teller: Why would a bank give out free toasters?

Tack's phone rings, with Trevor calling from the diner.

Tack Angel: *phone* Hello?

Trevor Mach: *phone* I'm ordering you french toast.

Tack Angel: *phone* What?

Trevor Mach: *phone* Our very patient waitress, Maggie, at least it says Maggie on her name tag, has poured me four cups of coffee.  If I don’t order at this point, it’s just rude.

Maggie: I can come back.

Trevor Mach: *phone* I'm making an executive decision. Pancakes.

Tack Angel: *phone* No, no pancakes. I hate pancakes.

Trevor Mach: *phone* What, are you a communist? I’ll have the hash and my friend’ll have the pancakes with a fried egg.

Tack Angel: *phone* If she brings me eggs and pancakes, I'm kicking your butt.

Trevor Mach: *phone* You have to eat breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day.

As they were talking, Tack Angel made his way back to the diner, where he proceeded to hang up the cell phone and sit down.

Tack Angel: Ignore literally everything he's said. I'll just have some OJ.

Trevor Mach: Drink some juice! I'll have more coffee and some bacon please. Thanks. *wink*

Maggie: You got it.

Tack Angel: Why do you have to do that?

Trevor Mach: Do what?

Tack Angel: Wink at the waitress.  You hang her up for five minutes then give her a creepy wink like you’re gonna ask her to take a ride in your panel van.

Trevor Mach: Hey come on, she's got a crush on me.

Tack Angel: You're married.

Trevor Mach: Happily too. It's just a wink! Just having some fun cause she likes me.

Tack Angel: Nobody likes you except me.

Trevor Mach: That's probably true. So, the bank?

Tack Angel: The bank. When Smart Brain collapsed the government swarmed their assets. One of which was the chamber for Cherub Kid. They apparently like to store important things like that in discreet places like this.

Trevor Mach: Let's rob ourselves a bank.

Tack Angel: We're going to need a distraction for our plan to work.

Trevor Mach: Say no more.

Trevor whistles his way to the restroom. As he comes back moments later, smoke follows him.

Trevor Mach: We should get going.

Tack Angel: You didn't.

Trevor Mach: Distraction.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Right. The things I'm doing for this.

Trevor Mach: Price you pay for family brah. Hey wait. That's all the money you're leaving for the tip?

Tack Angel: You are a complete lunatic, you know that?

Trevor Mach: You gotta leave at least 30%. The woman’s about to be out of a job.

Tack Angel: ...Fine! This is why nobody likes you.

Trevor Mach: Waitresses like me. I'm a big tipper.

Tack Angel: You mean I am!

As Tack walks away, along with everyone else in the diner, Trevor snags some of his tip money and pockets it before throwing a lighter into the kitchen, causing a big grease fire. He walks out as the flames start to erupt around him.

Tack Angel: What have I gotten myself into?

Nerma: Hello Renegades, it's almost here, the Great Eagleland Bash. Time seems to be playing tricks on us again, because it feels like this should have already happened 2 weeks ago but-

MEANWHILE...

Former EBW Headquarters - Fourside

Janitor: Eh? Who keeps moving the soda machine off of this door? I was told specifically to keep it here!

MEANWHILE...

Nerma: And that's how I found out it was just a lump, but where was I? Oh yeah, it's time for the Great Eagleland Bash: Red White and Crew! We're heading back to Fourside for this one, in our old stomping grounds, and I'm SURE we'll get a heroes welcome for this awesome lineup....as seen below.

Havok: Great Eagleland Bash: Red White and Crew!
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television

1. The Magnum Return(He wasn't gone long): Magnum PT vs. TBA
2. Havok Trios Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Camilo Ortega/Los Tiburon/Dragon Shiryu
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Momo Miyuki vs. Kelly Steele
4. Havok Treasure Trove: Tack Angel vs. Severide vs. Takumi Inui vs. Bashin Dan vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Benjamin
5. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Christina Angel(c)/Iroha(c) vs. Tracy/Kaie
6. No Rules Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Razorblade
7. Havok World Championship: Subculture© vs. Amigo vs. Firebrand X
8. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Erica© vs. Hope Mach

Kinniku Mike's House

Amigo: Thanks for letting me stay over again Mike. The appliances in my home keep talking to me. Why do they sing Mike? Why do they sing?

Kinniku Mike: ...Because you're on drugs?

Amigo: ...Maybe it's something in the water. I'll just crash on the couch...though I always feel like I need to spray down the furniture in your home before I use it.

Kinniku Mike: Why?

Amigo: Same reason I don't go to Erik Stone's house.

Kinniku Mike: Oh...OOOOOH! Haha! You crack me up Amigo!

Amigo: ...Fills me with more fear that you're not trying to dissuade me from feeling this way.

Kinniku Mike: Well...you gotta go with your gut Amigo.

Amigo: *shudders*

Suddenly, the two hear a big honk outside. They run to the door and open it to see a large red, white, and blue bus parked outside.

Magnum PT: Hey guys! Look at this! It's the PT Express!

Amigo: ...I'm going back inside.

Magnum PT: Wait! Come back!

Kinniku Mike: Dude, what's this all about?

Magnum PT: It's my new bus! I'm going to take it on the road and show the people what PT is all about! Don't worry Mike, I'll be your hero!

http://youtu.be/QivrO4uLwUo?t=1m45s

Kinniku Mike: Huh...fanny pack and zubaz eh? Nice.

Magnum PT: You'll see Mike. I'm going to get over like I did in Edo. I'm SURE Eagleland in 2016 is ready for a real patriotic hero!

Kinniku Mike: ...Even I know this will probably end badly.

Mach Residence

The blood shot eyes...well...eye of Trevor Mach stares into the mirror. He takes a swig from a bottle and looks down at the tray of white powder in front of him.

Trevor Mach: Look at you. What have you become? I mean, other than a handsome devil. You're an addict! Stupid Anahauc! I go there for ONE DAY and I kill people and become a coke addict! I didn't even get a t-shirt! Do you realize what this means? Do you? It means I got to live the 80's life and it was AWESOME! Man, we're a fucking wreck! Next thing you know I'll be talking to myself in the mirror! It's funny cause I'm doing it and calling myself out on it. *sniff* Hanging a lampshade if you will, and I will, cause no one else is here to do so.

Lady M's: Trevor, are you almost done in there? I'm pissed that I don't have a match at the Bash, and I'm going to take it out on you and her!

Kelly Steele: I CAME BY TO SAY I WAS SORRY! GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF ME!

Lady M's: WHEN WE'RE DONE!

Trevor Mach: *sniff* This is fine. This is a normal life.

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Fourside Arena - Arena Entrance

A crowd of Renegades surrounds a limo, with The Supremacy emerging from within.

Subculture: Out of my way! Havok World Champion coming through! Do NOT scratch the limo! I'm not losing my deposit!

Razorblade: OUT OF MY WAY! NO QUESTIONS! MOVE!

Maniac: Bitch, do you know who I am?! I will STAB YOU! MOVE!

The crowd parted as The Supremacy entered the building. A cab pulls up.

Noah Jennings: Don't worry everybody! I'm here!

The crowd falls silent.

Noah Jennings: Very funny! Get out of my way. I have to get into the build-

Swift: >:C

Noah Jennings: Like I said, I was just leaving!

The PT Express pulls up next.

Magnum PT: Never fear, PT is here! I'll be your Eagleland hero!

Renegade #1: Are we still big on PT?

Renegade #2: Well the bus and patriotism make me cringe, but the Tom Selleck tropical shirt and mustache make me pop. It's quite the toss up really.

Magnum PT: Eagleland flags for everyone!

Renegade #2: Well I do love free merch. WOOOOO!!! GO PT!

Amy Angel's station wagon pulls up.

Tack Angel: Thanks for the ride honey. Make some room in the back would ya? I may have a large title absorbing treasure chest to bring home tonight.

Amy Angel: ...Of course I will. None of this surprises me anymore. None of it.

HAVOK: GREAT EAGLELAND BASH RED WHITE AND CREW!

Red, white, and blue fireworks went off in the packed Fourside Arena for the Great Eagleland Bash: Red White and Crew! A raucous crowd all looked for a thesaurus so they could figure out what raucous meant. They all settled on "loud noise".

The show opened with the PT Express pulling into the building. Magnum PT came out handing out sparklers and flags as he entered the ring.

Magnum PT: Hello Renegades! The PT Express has pulled into the Great Eagleland Bash! I didn't have change for the meter, so I hope that's alright! So yeah, this is the start of PT's rise. It begins tonight folks. Degrees, you talked Andonuts into giving me this time. Thanks Chief. I'm going to put it to good use. To be the best, I have to prove that I'm the best, and I'm going to prove that by challenging one of my pals. Erik Stone, come on out buddy. Let's have ourselves a match.

Erik Stone came out ready to wrestle, probably happy to be getting the pay check for the night. A fist bump would initiate the match.

-PT and Erik Stone battled in a clash of the Crew! A great opening match, with an on fire Magnum PT overwhelming his Crew partner and scoring the pin after the Mustache Ride. PT helped Stone to his feet after the match, with Stone raising his hand in victory. Is this the beginning of the genesis of the megadrive of PT's rise?

-The next match would be for the Havok Trios Championship, as the defending champs World Trigger would face God Hand. While the trio are more focused on fighting the Hades Army, they seemed to agree that keeping the titles from them would be a good start. This didn't sit well with El Infierno, who sat in the crowd to watch the battle. An interesting clash of styles, with brawling and lucha on display. The controversial World Trigger got a mixed reaction as they dominated the opening minutes, but the grapple bastard Los Tiburon cleared the ring and changed the pace. Late in the match, Hex IV appeared on the outside and tripped up Tiburon, who ate a Penalty Kick for his troubles and got pinned by Jamie OD. World Trigger retained, though through shenanigans by Hades Army. Neither team looked happy about the end result, as they both chased off Hex IV and Neptunus.

-The Lady Renegades were up next as Kelly Steele took on the Edo sensation Momo Miyuki, in a battering strikefest. Kelly Steele has fallen short in many of her big match attempts, but on this night she was able to overcome the hip based attacks by Momo and trapped her in the Shredding Backbreaker for the pin and the big win. Before Kelly Steele could make a claim for the #1 Contendership, Rose Mulligan came out of nowhere and attacked both ladies in the ring. A statement made by Bloody Rose's protege.

-The Treasure Trove was put on display in the middle of the ring before the next match. Renegade Boss Degrees opened the Trove to show the fans just what was at stake, though he must have forgotten about the nature of the Trove, as suddenly the annoying fans who bring their own plastic belts and hoist them over their shoulders like they won it or something, had all their phony, fake, stupid title belts sucked into the Trove as well. The hunger can not be stopped. Tack Angel, Kinniku Mike, Severide, Benjamin, Takumi Inui, and Clash Champion Bashin Dan all fought it out in a crazy contest with the Trove on the line. A strike fest from every competitor except for Kinniku Mike, who caught Benjamin trying to Spear him and lifted him for the Muscle Buster to score the pin, the win, and the Havok Treasure Trove. A big win for the first Trove Keeper Kinniku Mike!

-A rematch between Future Literally and Elevation was next, with the Lady Renegades tag titles on the line. The veteran Tracy was still reeling from a loss to Hope Mach on Xcite, and sent Kaie to do most of the heavy lifting. The former champ Kaie has been in a bit of a slump, and that slump continued in this high profile tag match, as Christina hit the Angel Driver to pin her for the title defense.

-Former Havok World Champions would collide next, as Jackson Kain took on the Supremacy's Razorblade. Razorblade attacked Kain before they made it to the ring, allowing Razor to use any and all means of violence to try and re-injure Jackson Kain. He rolled him into the ring after an exploder onto the floor, expecting a quick end to the match, but Kain reversed it and nearly got the 3 count himself. Kain showed heart, trying to survive, but the power was taken out of his Shadow Kick by the earlier assault, and Razorblade managed to catch it and twist him around into a sleeper hold. He took him to the mat and changed it up into a Razor Clutch. Kain struggled to make it to the ropes, but ultimately passed out to the pain. The referee called a stop to the match and awarded the win to Razorblade. The Supremacy member celebrated as a sea of boos drowned out his music.

-The Havok World Championship 3-Way was up next, as Subculture's big test as World Champion would see him face both Amigo and Firebrand X. Amigo and Firebrand X both had mutual respect, but they would have to face each other too or else face the trope of the heel snaking a win out of nowhere. That's what happened though. No seriously. It went the other way around though. Amigo and X focused on each other TOO much, with Maniac pulling Firebrand out of the ring so Subculture could nail Amigo with a loaded KO Punch, leading to the pin, the win, and the title defense. The Supremacy wins again, though through a seedy outcome. Boy, it's lucky this isn't the main event anymore. People would probably be pissed.

Jeff Andonuts Office

Degrees: Damn, we should have sent them out.

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah, I was afraid something like that was going to happen. You booked a good match, but Amigo and Firebrand X were going in at a disadvantage no matter how it looked. One way or the other, Subbie was going to be able to make a play.

Degrees: They both deserved the shot.

Jeff Andonuts: Well, we'll make sure this doesn't happen again. Mark my words. We'll use the Seppuku Squad. Roll Call!

LG Rod: ROD!

Randy no Kachi: RANDY!

Reno: RENO! *pushes MP3 Player* HIT IT!

Degrees: Huh?

MP3: ? AMAZING! YES HE'S REALLY GREAT! HE'S REALLY GREAT! HE'S AMAZING! WINNING'S HIS FATE! WINNING'S HIS FATE! ?

Rude bursts into the room, a bright light shining behind him in the doorway. He held his arms up, showing off his new robe.

Rude: Rude is here, and he's AMAZING!

Degrees: ....Jeff.

Jeff Andonuts: I don't know. I don't know what they're doing. Wait...where is Ripper Jane?

Fourside Arena - Lady Renegades Locker Room

Lady M's walks in to see Hope Mach getting ready.

Lady M's: Hope, are you ready? It's time.

Hope Mach: Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do this.

Lady M's: Proud of you girl.

Hope Mach: *sniff* Are you drunk?

Lady M's: ....Yes.

Around the corner...

Ripper Jane: ...I don't forget. I'll never forget.

-Main event time, as Hope Mach would challenge Erica for the Lady Renegades Championship. Hope Mach is one of the most popular wrestlers in the sport, but Erica believes that she and Elevation are the present and future of wrestling. Lady M's kept Kaie and Tracy away, making this a clean match, and in a straight up battle, Hope Mach prevailed, hitting the Olympic Slam and Ankle Lock to force the Elevation leader to submit, giving Hope the win and her second reign as Lady Renegades Champion! The crowd went wild, as Lady M's, Kelly Steele, Christina Angel, and Iroha all jumped into the ring to celebrate. The popular young star is on top of the world once again.

Havok: Great Eagleland Bash: Red White and Crew!
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television

1. The Magnum Return(He wasn't gone long): Magnum PT beat Erik Stone via Mustache Ride -> Pin
2. Havok Trios Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c)[o] beat Camilo Ortega/Los Tiburon[x]/Dragon Shiryu via Penalty Kick -> Pin -> Title Defense!
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Momo Miyuki via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
4. Havok Treasure Trove: Kinniku Mike beat Tack Angel, Severide, Takumi Inui, Bashin Dan, and Benjamin[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin -> 1st Havok Treasure Trove Keeper!
5. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Christina Angel(c)[o]/Iroha(c) beat Tracy/Kaie[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6. No Rules Singles: Razorblade beat Jackson Kain via Razor Clutch -> Referee Stoppage  
7. Havok World Championship: Subculture© beat Amigo[x] and  Firebrand X via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin -> Title Defense!
8. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach beat Erica© via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission -> NEW Havok Lady Renegades Champion!

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Casa de Mike

The PT Express pulls up in front of the house. A celebrating PT slaps hands with the kids outside and signs autographs....at least I think that was his intent. He actually signed the kids and slapped the elderly.

Magnum PT: KNOCK KNOCK! I'm here Chief! What's u-

Kinniku Mike: SHHHH! You'll wake them!

Magnum PT: Huh?

Momo Miyuki, Amigo, and Erik Stone are all passed out in the living room, with scowls etched on their faces.

Magnum PT: What's...uh what's the story here?

Kinniku Mike: They all lost at the Bash brother, but so I spent ALL NIGHT trying to console them. Momo was cursing in her native tongue and kicking things. Amigo claimed my food was talking to him and actually threw down a sandwich, and Erik...well he bitterly weeped into that pillow all night.

Magnum PT: ....I think that's my bad. It's just that-

Kinniku Mike: Nah man, he took the loss in stride. He's upset cause that Iroha chick won't give him the time of day.

Magnum PT: Descriptive exposition Chief. Puts me right in the picture on current events. Glad we discussed it out loud.

Kinniku Mike: You seem pumped man. How's it going?

Magnum PT: I'm feeling this new wave Mike. It's a power coursing through my veins. I want to call it "Magumania". The Renegades, they felt it too. It wasn't just the free flags and t-shirts I've been handing out....this is real Chief. It's just like Edo, only this time I actually know what they're saying, and for the most part I know which ones are male and female. Not going to make THAT mistake again...too many....close calls. How bout you though Mike. Congrats on the big win. Where...where is it?

Kinniku Mike: ....It's sleeping too.

Magnum PT: What?

Kinniku Mike: ....Can I tell you something PT?

Magnum PT: ....Yeah.

Kinniku Mike: It's alive PT. The Trove...it's alive. It hungers....it's never full.

Magnum PT: The Trove?

Kinniku Mike: It considered Momo my "Trophy Wife" Magu. My "Trophy Wife". It tried to eat her!

Magnum PT: OH MY GAWD!

Kinniku Mike: Shhhh! I know! I have it in the basement now! I had to wrap it in chains! It never stops Magu. I can hear it...always...calling to me...demanding to be fed.

Magnum PT: Well...what are you going to do?

Kinniku Mike: Only one thing I CAN do.

Magnum PT: .....Pirate gimmick?

Kinniku Mike: Damn right pirate gimmick!

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Nerma: Nerma here, the voice of the Renegades, with your Post Bash update on Renegade Television! We're not wasting anytime with the announcement of our next Pay Per View, titled "Tacklash"....no really..."Tacklash"...the event will take place as the Iwata Memorial Colosseum in Onett. It's great that they don't hold a grudge anymore. As it turns out, we're going to be having a Havok World Tournament to determine the next contender for Subculture. Who is going to be in it? No, I'm asking. Who is going to be in it? Steve, do you know? You don't? Well shouldn't you? Great. WELL...I do know that Bashin Dan will be defending the Clash Championship against Erik Stone, and the main event will feature Hope Mach defending her newly won Lady Renegades Championship against Erica in a rematch. Finally, a former champion pointing out they deserve a rematch. I'm not saying I like Erica, but I always just found it weird.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television!

1. Havok World Tournament Round 1: TBA
2. Havok World Tournament Round 1: TBA
3. Havok Clash Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs. Erik Stone
4. Havok World Tournament Round 1: TBA
5. Havok World Tournament Round 1: TBA
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Erica

Havok: Tacklash
Iwata Memorial Colosseum, Onett
Pay Per View

1. Havok World Championship: Subculture(c) vs. TBA

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A cold open to the show, a packed crowd, probably the exact same crowd from the Bash, since it's the same building and all. Have to save money somehow, might as well reuse the set, the location, and the actual crowd. Why not? They were still hyped for Havok action though, but what they'd get first....was Havok talking...as The Supremacy made their way out to the ring with streamers and celebratory music playing. Subculture was all smiles as he grabbed the mic.

Subculture: Well look who is STILL the Havok World Champion? Gee, it feels like you all doubted me. I spent so long SO LONG chasing this title. Did you REALLY think that I was going to be stopped by Amigo? Did you think Firebrand X was due for another run? Too bad! I'm the champ! This is my title! We are the Supremacy, we have the titles that matter. We're the best talent in this sport! I am the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! AHAHAHA-

Grind: I dispute that!

Subculture: Huh?

Grind rolls his way out to the ring on his roller blades to a big response.

Subculture: You? Wait...you what?

Grind: I dispute that.

Subculture: You dispute it?

Grind: Yeah.

Subculture: But...but you can't do that. I'm the champ. I'm the Undisputed Champion. I HAVE the title.

Razorblade: Yeah man, you're actually wrong here.

Maniac: I know you think this is heel logic, but he ACTUALLY has the title.

Grind: Nope, I dispute it. I dispute you Subbie. You're not an Undisputed Champion...until you face a blast from the past.

Subculture: What are you talking about?

Grind: Don't you remember? It's been a few years, and we're definitely not the same men we were then, but it wasn't SO long ago that you should have forgotten. Your first run as Havok World Champion...was ended....by me.

Subculture: ....Oh that's right! You asshole!

Grind: I beat you, but then I got beat, and it really REALLY messed with my head. It messed with yours too obviously. I lost my way. I struggled for years to get my head back on straight. I'm back to my original attire, and I've got my Jet Set attitude back. Yep, no more death cults for me. I'm here to reclaim what's mine. I keep hearing guys like Angel, Mike, Mach, and the like saying that their just now reaching their peaks. They have a point. I think the oldest one is like 33. That just means I've yet to reach my peak yet. I think the best is yet to come. Consider this a reboot Subbie, and I'll be happy to repeat this part of the past, when I beat you and take back the Havok World Championship.

Subculture: ....HAHAHAHAHA! Are you serious? Who are you anymore? Who the hell have you beaten lately? You're nothing! You're the leftovers of the 87's B-Team! You were a cultist grunt! You threw it all away so-

Grind: I LOST IT! I lost everything! I hated myself! I hated that I gave up on myself! I've tried to forgive myself for that for a long time. I made my peace with it. I'm done living in that past. You want to know who I've beaten? Like I said before, I've beaten you, and I'm ready to do it again!

Subculture: ....Razor. Maniac. Please, clear the ring of this trash for me.

Amigo: Hold it!

Subculture: Oh boy, here we go.

Amigo: I'm not through with you either!

Firebrand X: That makes two of us.

Jackson Kain: Count me in too.

Razorblade: Oh no, you lost Kain! You get out of here!

Takumi Inui: *flicks wrist* I'll throw my name out there too.

Dragon Shiryu: I will as well for the glory of Athena!

Subculture: Whoa! Stop it! Quit coming out and challenging me!

Magnum PT: Magumania is here! I'll throw my stache into this cluster. I'll take you on Chief.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! You bros seem to forget that I was the one that beat Grind, so if Grind beat Subbie, that makes me the strongest! Put the pac man mouths next to MY name! I need to pad out my wiki page some more, and I think I'm ready to trigger the World Championship!

Sal Paradise: The People's Choice wouldn't mind another run at the gold!

Jamie OD: OI! What they said!

Subculture: STOP IT!

Camilo Ortega: I'm in too.

Degrees: I DOTH CHALLENGE THEE!

Kiva: *challenges in Lucha*

Tack Angel: I'm here too!

Degrees: Whoa! This place is getting crowded! I have a feeling you guys already knew about the World Tournament, and that's why you all came out here! Like, you wanted to make sure I knew you wanted to be in the tournament.

Grind: ....A tournament? I didn't get that memo.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, me either.

Jamie OD: What tournament?

Tack Angel: .....We all knew...sorry guys...I can't lie.

Trevor Mach: Well Woop De Shit Tack!

Jackson Kain: Thanks Tack....thanks.

Degrees: No, don't worry about it guys, I like it. I like the passion. I like that you're all hyped about this shot. This title is the crowd jewel of wrestling, and I want to see the absolute best fighting for it. We're going to break this down into two events for the round 1 matches. Tonight we'll see Grind take on Maniac. Trevor Mach will take on Firebrand X. Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu will relive their classic battle tonight as well. Magnum PT will take on Camilo Ortega. The rest of you will have your chance on Xcite, so you get the night off. Just be ready, because this tournament could be the best chance any of you have for this shot at the Havok World Championship.

Subculture: ....I just don't care for any of this.

-The opening contest saw Grind take on Maniac in the opening match of the World Tournament. An on fire and re-energized Grind brought back the Lucha Blade style with a vengeance. The crazed Maniac managed to bust open Grind, but he fought back and flipped out of the Sliced Bread #2 to take Maniac to the mat and hit the Rolling SSP for the pin and the win. Grind advances in the World Tournament.

-Trevor Mach and Firebrand X engaged in a hard hitting war of veterans, and they showed that they're still in their prime with deeds, not words. Firebrand X busted out the Fire Thunder Bomb, but the elemental powers of Fire and Thunder couldn't keep Mach down...well actually it did, but he had his foot under the rope so he survived. Mach recovered from the onslaught and came back hard with the Macha Ye, but Firebrand X ate it and only took a 1 count on the pin attempt. Firebrand the hybrid fighter switched it up, and used his ground game to try and finish Mach, but he forgot that Mach also had submission tricks, and applied the Triangle Choke, before turning it into the Machoplata. X was caught off guard by the sudden revival of Mach's ground game, and struggled to reach for the ropes, however he eventually passed out instead of tapping. The referee ended the match, awarding the win to World Trigger's Trevor Mach.

Havok Interview Stage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Frank Stallone of Wrestling, and I'm joined by the Clash Champion Bashin Dan! Dan, you survived the title purge with the Clash Championship in tact. Tonight, you face your first challenge in this new era against Erik Stone. Are you ready?

Bashin Dan: I'm always ready! My deck is stacked! I've put my best cards in the deck for this one. My rival has his mind on other lewd pursuits, but my deck will always remain pure!

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, I don't think that's going to be a problem. Let's take it to the ring for your match! Good luck!

-The Clash Championship match was up next, as Bashin Dan clashed with Erik Stone. The Stone man gave Bashin a run for his money, but Dan's Deck proved to be superior on this night, with Dan finishing Stone with the Brave Clash. A losing streak for Erik Stone appears to be looming.

-An epic rematch with epic results, Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu reignited their already stellar careers with another show stealing blow out. The two young guns and faces of the New Wave movement went all out for this fight. However, the finish was tainted by the Hades Army, who tripped up Shiryu, and gave Takumi the opening for the Crimson Smash and the pin. The Hades Army seems hell bent on taking the fight back to God Hand. Hell bent....pun intended.

Havok Interview Stage

Nerma: Nerma here with-

Hope Mach: The NEW Lady Renegades Champion! I did it, and I couldn't be happier about it. I liberated this belt from Elevation, a group that wanted to control and stifle this growing division. We blew up that main event, and we're going to do it again tonight. It's showtime folks!

Nerma: Actually...you're in the main event again...and that's not till a little later.

Hope Mach: ...I just...I just said it was showtime though.

Nerma: I know...but it's not for you...until later.

Hope Mach: ....This is awkward. It's my victory speech...and...well...I'm just going to go. *sigh* I'm turning into my Dad.

-The next match in the tournament saw Magumania put to the test against Camilo Ortega, a former World Champion. Another great tournament match with a tainted outcome, as the Hades Army again interfered, leading to Magnum PT avoiding the STO Bomber, and coming back with the Mustache Ride for the 1-2-3! Magnum PT moves on in the tournament.

-Main event time, as Hope Mach put her newly won title on the line against Erica of Elevation in a rematch from the Bash. Tracy and Kaie tried to come down to the ring, but Rude, Reno, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi stood in the way. In a one-on-one scenario, Hope Mach managed to overcome Erica in yet another encounter. An Olympic Slam lead to the pin and the title defense. A great win for the new champ, but the celebration was cut short, as Ripper Jane ran into the ring and savagely attacked Hope Mach, tossing the title out of the ring and assaulting the champ until security could separate them. It seems Ripper Jane's grudge continues.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television!

1. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Grind beat Maniac via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Trevor Mach beat Firebrand X via Machoplata -> Referee Stoppage
3. Havok Clash Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat Erik Stone via Brave Clash -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Takumi Inui beat Dragon Shiryu via Crimson Smash -> Pin
5. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Magnum PT beat Camilo Ortega via Mustache Ride -> Pin
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach(c) beat Erica via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Havok: Xcite
Havok Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television!

1. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Amigo vs. Razorblade
2. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Jamie OD vs. Benjamin
3. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Jackson Kain vs. Kiva
4. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Tack Angel vs. Sal Paradise

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The Mach Residence

Hope Mach is having a celebrating party for her successful win and title defense. Still nursing wounds from the Ripper Jane attack, she still appears to be in high spirits, holding her belt like it means everything to her. Christina Angel, Iroha, Kei Akiyama, Queen Bolshoi, Kayla Sparkz, and Kelly Steele are all having a good time....maggle.

Kelly Steele: Let's hear it for Hope, who showed that bitch what for! About time someone did! Just keep in mind I'm coming for you next!

Hope Mach: That started out really well, before filling me with foreboding. Thanks though...I guess.

Christina Angel: We're really making a difference in women's wrestling right now.

Iroha: I hope Tack-Senpai notices.

Queen Bolshoi: I'm just ECSTATIC TO BE HERE! BALLOONS FOR EVERYONE!

Kei Akiyama: ....

Queen Bolshoi: SWEET DANCE PARTY!

Kayla Sparkz: .....

Kelly Steele: ...Who invited her?

Hope Mach: I have no idea, but I hear someone knocking at the door. I'll be right back.

Just as Hope Mach leaves, the door to the bedroom opens up. Lady M's casually walks out wearing nothing at all. The Lady Renegades are all stunned as she shamelessly walks to the kitchen.

Kelly Steele: Uh...Tali?

Lady M's: Yes?

Kelly Steele: Do you have a robe?

Lady M's: No.

Kelly Steele: Are you out of towels?

Lady M's: No.

Kelly Steele: Uh....want to join the party?

Lady M's: No.

Kelly Steele: OK.....well...goodnight.

Lady M's: Yes.

Kei Akiyama: Didn't know the Mach crowd was clothing optional.

Kayla Sparkz: She has SO many scars!

Hope Mach: Hey look, it's Momo Miyuki! Ladies? What did we miss?

On the street outside a car pulls up.

Erica: That little ingrate bitch!

Tracy: Look at them all up there having fun at our expense.

Kaie: Elevation is supposed to be the best. What the hell happened?

Tracy: I blame you.

Kaie: I blame YOU!

Erica: Hey! Knock it off! We'll get back to the top, we just might need to be a little patient...and let her do some damage first.

Tracy: Who?

Erica points to the alley across the street...where Ripper Jane is staring up at the window.

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Havok Arena - Side Entrance

Kelly Steele: It's great to be home.

Lady M's: It's just an arena, like any other.

Kelly Steele: No, I mean this is my home. I've been living here...in the basement.

Lady M's: ...Is this your way of asking for a loan?

Kelly Steele: No, I genuinely love the place. Wrestling is in my blood, and I live it.

Lady M's: Yeah...you've lost it.

Kelly Steele: Me? What the hell was that all about the other night? You just waltzed in the room completely naked!

Lady M's: ...It's my place.

Kelly Steele: ...True...that's a good point...but still you had to know everyone was out there!

Lady M's: I just...I just didn't care. I don't know, I guess I'm just bored again.

Kelly Steele: You're just a mess. An endless mess.

Lady M's: Endless mess? Endless M's.....I like that....I'm Endless M's.

Kelly Steele: Wait no, I didn't mean-

Endless M's: Too late, my name already changed in the write up!

Kelly Steele: So you're embracing this then?

Endless M's: That's right "rocker chick". Take your weaknesses and make em work for you! This mess never ends! I'm back baby! Ready to kick some ass! Who are you?

Tomoku Yu: *bows* Tomoko desu.

Endless M's: Well Tomoko desu, I'm fighting you tonight! I can feel it Steele. We better call Kenny Loggins, cause that Edo bitch over there is going to the Danger Zone!

Kelly Steele: ...Rock on.

Endless M's: Get it? Top Gun.....it's a movie.

Kelly Steele: Yeah, I know what it is.



Havok returns home to Saturn City for Xcite, and the continuing Havok World Tournament to determine Subculture's opponent for Tacklash...yes..we really ARE going with the name Tacklash. The Havok World Champion could be seen sitting in the VIP seats to witness the event.

Subculture: This blows! Having to sit around and watch this. I have better things I could be doing. Still, this room is nice...very fitting of a Champion of my caliber.

Waiter: Here you are sir. The meal you requested has arrived.

Subculture: What...what is this?

Waiter: It's the poached egg you wanted sir.

Subculture: Poached egg? This isn't a poached egg! This is garbage! How hard is it you poach an egg? It's not hard. It's practically egg 101. I'm the Havok World Champion, and when I demand a poached egg I GET A POACHED EGG! TAKE IT BACK! DO IT OVER!

Waiter: ...Right away sir.

Subculture: Is this bottled water from a real spring? It better be from a real spring or I SWEAR-

-The opening match in the Havok World Tournament for Xcite saw Amigo and Razorblade continue their long running rivalry with another face off. The tag champ was hell bent on trying to humiliate the World Warrior, but Amigo out wrestled the big guy from the north and pinned him after hitting a German Suplex. Razor was livid, as Amigo advances in the-wait....German Suplex? German? *looks back at all the times German Suplex has been typed in the 100+ pages of this journal* OH SHIT!

-Jamie OD and Benjamin clashed in the next Tournament bout. Jamie came out dressed as a dragon to try and freak out Benjamin, but the hero out of time and space was more in his element, and put the boots to the former World Champion. Notorious JOD pulled out the victory though, with a boot to Benji's head as went for the Spear. Jamie then hit his signature Penalty Kick and pinned him for the win. Jamie OD moves on in the tournament.

-Newly renamed Endless M's entered the ring with a renewed fire against Edo's Tomoko Yu. The Flame Ribbon star performed well in her biggest test in Havok yet, but the Rolling M's caught her on the chin and floored her for the 1-2-3.

-Four Lady Renegades faced off next to see who would get the next shot at Hope Mach, the new Lady Renegades Champion. After the rematch loss on Renegade Nation, Elevation decided to no show this event, leading to four challengers that would give us a fresh title match up. Kelly Steele prevailed against Momo Miyuki, Queen Bolshoi, and Rose Mulligan, when she hit the Shredding Backbreaker on Bolshoi for the pin. Rose Mulligan took it badly, attacking the other three Lady Renegades until Ripper Jane suddenly appeared from out of the crowd and forced Rose Mulligan off. It looked like she was going to attack the other Lady Renegades, but Degrees and Tess appeared on the stage holding the remote to her face collar. Apparently, she was sent out to stop the violence, but not cause anymore. Hell of a candidate for that job.

Tess' Office

Degrees and Tess enter the office.

Tess: Well I think that went well.

Degrees: I'm not sure about that. I don't think Bloody Rose cares much for it either.

Tess: She'll get over it. We need to establish order. That's what Jeff's Seppuku Squad is for. She got out of line once. We can't let that happen again. If we keep her in line though, she becomes an asset.

Degrees: This seems wrong.

Tess: Why? It's not like we're going to kill her. It's the rules they agreed to to get their jobs back. They signed on the dotted line, and now they do what we need them to if they want a paycheck. That's how this works.

Degrees: ....Until it doesn't anymore.

Tess: What?

Degrees: Nothing...just...calling how this will probably go down.

-Jackson Kain and the high flying Kiva were up next. The former World Champion Kain has been trying to rebound from his title loss to no avail, but he did manage to route the lucha star with Shadow Kick and the pin to advance in the tournament. After the match Kiva looked distraught...at least...it's assumed...through the mask...he looked distraught. He lowered his head and left the ring. Los Tiburon and El Mago tried to cheer him up in the back, but he suddenly removed his mask, which somehow put a blurry filter over his face, and left the arena. Damn...that's depressing. Need some levity...oh wait I got it.

Havok Arena - Backstage

Tack Angel: Alright Tack, you can do this. Get refocused, and aim for that title. You can do this. Time to make dreams come true. Amy? Christina? The baby one I mean. I'm ready to-

Trevor Mach: Amy had to run, but don't worry, I'm watching Christina.

Tack Angel: Trevor? You-you have my daughter?

Trevor Mach: Unless I'm carrying a bad of yams on my back I do have your daughter yes. Uncle Trev is baby sitting. You don't let me do this anymore.

Tack Angel: Well, it's the insanity that concerns me.

Trevor Mach: ....That's sensible.

Tack Angel: ...May I have my daughter now...please?

Trevor Mach: What are you worried about? You think I'm going to hold her up high precariously like in Lion King?

Tack Angel: You did do that.

Trevor Mach: ...You think I'm going to do it again?

Tack Angel: Give me Christina please.

Christina Angel: Did you say something Dad?

Tack Angel: No, not you Christina, I mean the young one....so still you I guess. This is very confusing sometimes.

Christina Angel: Tell me about it. Hey, what is that on my...well her back?

Tack Angel: Huh? Trevor, is that...is that your name on my daughter's back?

Trevor Mach: Yeah it says "Uncle Trev". Cool huh?

Tack Angel: A t-t-tattoo? You got my baby daughter a tattoo?

Christina Angel: Uncle Trevor, you can't do that to a baby!

Trevor Mach: That's what the tattoo guy said. I had to slip him an extra $100. I think it's cool though. It's supposed to be a symbol saying "I've got your back Christina" and I-

Tack Angel: I'm going to kill you.

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Tack Angel: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: WHOA! RELAX! I'M KIDDING! IT'S HENNA! IT'S A HENNA TATTOO! IT COMES OFF!

Christina Angel: Hey wait...it's...it's on my back too...it's NOT HENNA! UNCLE TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: Uh....oops?

Tack Angel: ....AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Cut back to the Arena as Tack Angel tackles Trevor Mach out of a side entrance and into the fans. He pushes Trevor against the guardrail and strangles him.

Tack Angel: HOW COULD YOU?!

Trevor Mach: DUDE! MATCH! YOU HAVE A MATCH!

Tack Angel: .....

Sal Paradise: Yeah man, I've been waiting. We going to wrestle or are we counting you out?

Ref: 1-2-3-4-

Tack Angel: ....This isn't over Trevor! THIS ISN'T OVER!

Christina Angel: I'm not sure this prank was the best idea you've ever had Uncle Trevor.

Trevor Mach: And yet you played along.

Christina Angel: Well you were right about something.

Trevor Mach: If he wasn't fired up, Sal was going to destroy him. Bro's esteem levels are fragile as it is. At least this way we get a fair fight.

Christina Angel: And is your Trios buddy Sal alright with this?

Trevor Mach: ....It's a prank on him too really. It's a two-fer. Double bonus points.

-Main event action saw a very angry Tack Angel mix it up with World Trigger's Sal Paradise. The People's Choice and the Pushpin Seraphim had a great match, another showcase of the founding Renegades still being the best at what they do. Sal couldn't hold back the wave of rage and emotions from Tack Angel though, who normally doesn't get to vent like this, so maybe it was good therapy. He CLUTCHED THE WRIST for the Angel Driver and pinned Sal for the 1-2-3. Tack Angel advances in the World Tournament to end the show.

Havok: Xcite
Havok Arena, Saturn City
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1. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Amigo beat Razorblade via German Suplex -> Pin
2. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Jamie OD beat Benjamin via Penalty Kick -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Endless M's beat Tomoko Yu via Rolling M's -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades #1 Contender: Kelly Steele beat Momo Miyuki, Queen Bolshoi[x], Rose Mulligan via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
5. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Jackson Kain beat Kiva via Shadow Kick -> Pin
6. Havok World Tournament Round 1: Tack Angel beat Sal Paradise via WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver -> Pin