Summers - Kings of Destruction Club House Rooftop

Endless M's is standing atop the roof of the club house, watching the Wiccans club with a pair of binoculars. Incidentally, someone is on top of their roof watching her right back with binoculars. They flip her the bird.

Endless M's: Those sons of bitches! I'll kill them!

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Slow down! Didn't you want to plan this out?

Endless M's: Well they pissed me off so fuck that!

Trevor Mach: I know it sucks that they have Bloody Rose, but I know we'll get her back safe and sound. Because I read the script you see and-

Endless M's: No jokes right now Trevor. We need to get over there, save my Mom, and find out who told them everything they know.

Trevor Mach: I'm sure you're used to getting that kind of information, by any means necessary.

Endless M's: I haven't done that sort of work in years, but yeah, I was the best at it. I could get information any way that I had to.

Trevor Mach: I guess that's good, except it makes me wonder about your "techniques". Your cover with Tracy for instance. How many times have you done something like that for a year at a time and straight up lied about it?

Endless M's: Look, if you're worried, my job often involved seduction, but it was always with...well my own gender.

Trevor Mach: Hot....go on.

Endless M's: Because that's who I am...or was. Things are different with you, and I swear I'm going to make you pay for all the emotional opening up you're making me do. You're damn lucky I feel bad for lying. It probably won't happen again though! Guilt sucks! I'm going to stop feeling it.

Trevor Mach: Like how I stopped feeling shame!

Endless M's: Well...what do you have to say about what I've told you.

Trevor Mach: ....Score one for the patriarchy?

Endless M's: ...

Trevor Mach: It wouldn't have mattered either way Tali....it's better for my massive...super massive ego this way...but it wouldn't have mattered either way. Now please stop feeling things for both our sakes. This shit is getting weird.

Endless M's: I agree...let's kill things instead.

Trevor Mach: *cocks shotgun* Boy, I hope I'm not getting desensitized to this. We're supposed to be role models after all.

Endless M's: Well this is a lesson in vigilante justice.

Trevor Mach: Tack hates vigilante justice. I can just hear him now. He's going to say "But what about muh due process?!"

Summers - Outside of the Wiccan Club House

Tack Angel: But, I left my fanny pack back at the club!

Trevor Mach: You weren't supposed to say that Tack! You're supposed to be bitching about due process!

Tack Angel: I lost the right to do that when I robbed a bank and got into a shoot out to help Cherub.

Sal Paradise: Wait, what happened?

Trevor Mach: We had a fun weekend. I killed some guys. We did talk about this.

Jamie OD: Honestly, I'm never paying attention.

Amy Angel: Let's try and get out of this alive shall we? We have a baby waiting for us to come back from vacation.

Endless M's: I don't recall inviting you AMY!

Tack Angel: Would you have preferred I left her with those bikers Tali?

Endless M's: I-

Tack Angel: Just don't answer. I already know what you're going to say. Really rude Tali. Totally uncalled for.

Endless M's: I was going to say, it's time to begin the plan. Trevor, you and Tack go in and distract them first.

Tack Angel: What?! Why us?!

Endless M's: Oh come on, I thought you were a Bad Dude!

Tack Angel: Those were movies! Those were his idea too! I'm neither Bad OR a Dude! I mean I'm a guy, but I'm not a-

Sal Paradise: We could go.

Jamie OD: ...I have Jaguar bites...I don't want to go.

Endless M's: I need you two for the next part of the plan.

Trevor and Tack walk up to the side door. Three guys are working on their choppers and quickly stand to block them.

Wiccans Biker: What the hell do you two want!?

Trevor Mach: This is deja vu.

Tack Angel: We're uh...we're here for Bloody Rose. We hear you have her? Uh...bring her out now...or pay the price?

Trevor Mach: Why did you say it like that?

Tack Angel: Like what?

Trevor Mach: You said "pay the price?" with an upward inflection, to denote a question.

Tack Angel: It kind of was?

Trevor Mach: Was THAT a question?

Tack Angel: ....Hard to say?!

Wiccans Biker: You two assholes are coming with us NOW!

Trevor Mach: Now bros, let's sit and talk this out.

Wiccans Biker: I don't think so.

Trevor Mach: *pulls out shotgun* I SAID SIT DOWN!

Trevor opens fire, forcing the bikers to back into the alley.

Tack Angel: Holy Moses Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, on our way back home.....I call shotgun. Heh.

Tack Angel: NOT THE TIME!

A fourth bikers appears from behind, which Tack incapacitates with a spin kick.

Tack Angel: Don't have to reload kicks Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but now you have blood on your shoes.

Tack Angel: Oh I just bought these! Amy's gonna be so mad!

Endless M's, revs up her father's chopper across the street, as Amy stands by.

Amy Angel: You sure about this?

Endless M's: Our "Bad Dudes" cause a distraction in the back, while I take the front. OD and Saludice swoop in from the top and get my Mom out while I bust some skulls and get some answers. What would you prefer?

Amy Angel: Call the police?

Endless M's: Nah, but you can call the EMTs....after I'm done.

Endless M's revs up and takes off straight towards the front door...




Narrator: Next time on Havok, the gang goes head to head with the Wiccans. Will they find Bloody Rose, or should they have asked around more first, before going on the guess of a biker gang? Find out next time!

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Wiccans Club House

What was looking to be a blood bath has turned into a party. A very grumpy Endless M's is still sitting atop the motorcycle she used to burst into the building to see Trevor, Tack, Sal, and Jamie having drinks with the bikers.

Endless M's: Trevor, what the hell!?

Wiccans Biker: Hey! You got it all wrong! This shit's just a misunderstanding!

Jamie OD: Oi! Doesn't look like they have her after all!

Sal Paradise: They were apparently wanting to make amends with the Kings of Destruction!

Trevor Mach: Plus beer! Lots of beer!

Tack Angel: Club soda for me thanks!

Trevor, Tack, Sal, and Jamie: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Endless M's: ...Morons...you're all morons.

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Trevor looked around to see a biker leaving the room. On the other side of the door was a tied up Bloody Rose.

Trevor Mach: THEY'VE GOT ROSE DAMMIT! THIS GUY'S A COMMUNIST!

Wiccan Biker: Communist?

Endless M's: No shit Trevor!

Trevor Mach: *cocks shotgun* Alright, back to the bloodbath!

Endless M's: Fucking finally!

Tack grabbed his club soda and ducked under the table as the guns started firing again. Endless M's revved up her chopper again and popped a wheelie right into the bikers. However, they are quickly overwhelmed.

10 Minutes Later

Endless M's is hung up by her wrists on a meat hook in the back room with Bloody Rose. They have ripped her clothes and made her skin accessible by the crude shocking device they've made with a car battery. An older biker enters...

Older Wiccan Biker: Well damn, look at this sight. Pathetic. We're stringing up bitches now? I'd do the decorating a little different myself.

Bloody Rose: Harlan Briggs, you piece of shit. Harley know you're back in town?

Harlan Briggs: Harley? That piece of shit's got his head up his ass. He doesn't have any clue what's going on in this town. The Wiccans are taking over. Taking you was the first step. I think I sent a message with that. Now, I've got the daughter too? Icing on the fucking cake.

Endless M's: You think you're intimidating us? You're going to need to crank up the voltage. Where I come from, this is considered foreplay.

Harlan Briggs: She's got a mouth like you Rose. I bet you're proud. The boys and I just looove watching you thrash around on a wrestling mat. We have a good laugh about it. Imagine our surprise when she came and told us that you two were Mossad. Now, I have to admit, I had to look up what that actually was, but when I found out, I about flipped my shit. You know how we feel about the..."chosen" few.

Bloody Rose: We don't give a shit how you feel about anything. When we get down from here, we're going to kill you.

Harlan Briggs: I'd almost love to see you try. I've got shit to do though, so I'm going to let my boys here have a little fun with you before they dispose of what's left. Shock em. Rape em. Kill em. I don't give a shit. Just have it cleaned up before I get back.

Endless M's: Let's just get this over with. I don't have all damn day.

Bloody Rose: Why did you come here Talena? I have this covered.

Endless M's: Oh it sure looks like it mother. Who the hell was he talking about? Who leaked the information.

Bloody Rose: I'll tell you when we get out of here. Who else came with you?

Endless M's: Oh, the would be "instruments of change". Idiots...all idiots.

In another room Sal Paradise and Jamie OD are hung upside down, being used as a pinata, while Trevor Mach and Tack Angel are tied together, with a giant cobra being dangled in front of them.

Tack Angel: Cobra?! I hate snakes!

Trevor Mach: Cruel irony! I LOVE Cobra the movie and GI Joe villains AND Karate Kid-!

Tack Angel: They're going to kill us Trevor!

Trevor Mach: I know! That's the ironic part! Wait, are you giving that cobra cocaine!?

Wiccan Biker: Haha! Yeah! Tweak him the fuck out!

Tack Angel: This is insane!

Trevor Mach: OW! I literally just quit too! Dammit!




Will the heroes survive this horrible situation? Find out next time! Same Havok time! Same Havok channel!

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Wiccan's Club House

Trevor continues to be repeatedly bitten by the snake as Harlan Briggs enters the room.

Harlan Briggs: What do we have here? The whack job with the shotgun? You know you could really hurt someone with that thing.

Trevor Mach: And yet I didn't. I'll try harder next time.

Harlan Briggs: Ain't gonna be a next time kid. You're all going to be disposed of.

Tack Angel: *sigh* I deserve to be disposed of.

Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack, of all the times for your depressing to kick in, now is not the time!

Tack Angel: I can't help it!

Harlan Briggs: This is just getting pathetic. I'm out of here.

Sal Paradise: Thanks for the hospitality! You've been a great host!

Jamie OD: ...I've been upside down too long mate. I'm...I'm going to pass out.

Sal Paradise: Maybe that's for the best. Those don't look like wiffle ball bats they've got.

Jamie OD: Oh good, wake me when we're dead.

Sal Paradise: Sure...wait.

At that moment the back door busts open, with two Wiccan bikers being flung into the room. Endless M's and Bloody Rose have escaped captivity.

Harlan Briggs: Well holy shit.

Endless M's: Oh we're not done with you yet.

Bloody Rose: Come here!

Harlan Briggs: Love to ladies, but I've got to go. Deals to make and money to take.

The fight starts up again, with M's and Rose quick to release the other captives.

Tack Angel: Whoa! They've got guns! I don't belong here!

Trevor Mach: What...do your feet not work?

Tack Angel: ...Of course...why do I keep forgetting this!

Tack starts kicking away at the bikers, knocking the weapons out of their hands before coming around with another spin kick leaving them floored.

Trevor Mach: Yeah! Kick the shit out of em bro!

Sal Paradise: Makes it easier on us. Right Jamie? Jamie?

Jamie OD: I'm conflicted between throwing up and stealing their booze. Wait...no I'm throwing up.

Sal Paradise: Now that's the grossest thing I've seen all day, and that's saying something.

Tack Angel: That about does it!

Trevor Mach: Where'd that asshole go?

Tack Angel: Look, he's riding off on a chopper!

Endless M's: No Tack, that's a chopper. Try thinking first before opening your mouth!

Bloody Rose: Let's ride Talena.

Trevor Mach: Man, they put you in your place.

Tack Angel: I DID say chopper....didn't I?

M's and Rose climb on two other choppers and take off after Harlan Briggs. The old Wiccan has the better ride, but he stops to take shots at the two ladies, slowing him down and allowing them to catch up. Unbeknownst to him, they are leading him directly into KoD territory. A chain of spikes if thrown down on the road in front of him, leading to his tires popping. This sends Briggs smashing into the front window of a car.

Harley Rexx: Piece of shit ran into the wrong neighborhood! Just like you planned baby girl. I hate to say it, but not bad.

Endless M's: Thanks for doing your part.

Harley Rexx: You kidding? You did me a favor. One less fuckhead to deal with on the streets, and I didn't have to leave KoD turf to get it done.

Bloody Rose: You always had your eye on the big picture Harley.

Harley Rexx: .....Rose.

Endless M's: ....You know, you two are just weird. I'd say fuck already, but you're my parents, and that's just lewd even for me.

Trevor, Tack, Sal, Jamie, and Amy catch up to join the group in the street.

Trevor Mach: We did it babe!

Harley Rexx: What'd you just call my daughter?! You treat her with some damn respect b-

Bloody Rose: *cough cough* Harley, you've got to let it go. Our daughter is grown up, and she married a moron that doesn't know any better. Kind of reminds me of you.

Trevor Mach: Hear that? She thinks I'm a biker.

Amy Angel: You WERE a biker.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah! Hey anyone else remember that?
 
Bloody Rose: Thanks for the assist Renegades.

Sal Paradise: Glad to help. That's what...heels do?

Jamie OD: I don't think we're doing this right.

Tack Angel: What's going to happen to that guy...once you unplaster him from the windshield that is?

Harley Rexx: Oh don't worry, we're going to take REAL GOOD care of that mother fucker!

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Oh wait.....they're going to torture and kill him. *sigh*

Just outside of Summers

A man steps out of a blacked out car and surveys the area.

Earl: Hmmm...now why do you reckon Harlan Briggs is so damn late?




Next time...uh...Tacklash probably....yeah!

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<Insert Tacklash Logo Here Probably Never>

Wrestling returns for Onett, yes wrestling, and not Summers shenanigans with drugs and bikers. We go off on tangents sometimes....don't expect that to stop ever....ever. Despite some protests, the people of Onett have mostly been excited whenever wrestling has returned to the area. A recently renovated Colosseum has been rumored to house a new Monday Night Combat team OR perhaps even a new wrestling promotion? On this night the Supremacy would be put to the test, and Grind would get his biggest and best shot at the title in years. Would the revival of the Jet Setter come to fruition? It's hard switching from past to present tense sometimes...just saying.

-The opener featured a ragtag Trios with Jackson Kain, Amigo, and Erik Stone taking on Clash Champion Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and Slam Master Jam, with Flying Man trying to show support to his team mate on the outside. Good match to get the crowd fired up, with an intense Jackson Kain showing his unhappiness at his position, but in a way that improved his in ring game. A Shadow Kick to SMJ lead to the pin and win.

-Endless M's teamed with the Lady Renegade Tag Team Champions Future Literally, to take on Elevation in Trios action. The Elevation group has fallen far in recent weeks, and infighting here made that even worse. Erica's ego lead to her down fall, as she tagged in on Kaie, who was actually holding her own with Endless M's, only to eat a Rolling M's and get pinned. M's and Future Literally won the match, but the action wasn't over. After the match, Erica and Tracy both blamed Kaie for the loss and attacked her, she fought back though, letting loose with a Celtic Handgrenade that sent Erica to the outside. Tracy backed off, but they both taunted Kaie, essentially throwing her out of Elevation.

-World Trigger returned from Summers with a tan, some mysterious road rash, and new energy, as they clashed with Hades Army, with the Trios titles on the line. A tweaked Trevor Mach looked to be covered in snake bites as he rolled through the trio and hit his running double knee that he now calls the Knee Trigger on Neptunus to score the pin, and the title defense. Hades Army tried to attack after the match, but God Hand made the save, helping World Trigger out, who ARE self-described heels and everyone totally believes that right?

Renegades Locker Room

Hashim Al-Singh is standing by, as World Trigger barge into the locker room.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! We did it!

Sal Paradise: Trigger the World baby!

Jamie OD: Oi! After that little vacation we had, that felt like a walk in the park!

Trevor Mach: Yeah! Let's bury that team that's trying to establish itself as a major threat! That's what heels would do right?

Hashim Al-Singh: Congratulation my friends.

Trevor Mach: Hashim! Bro! Where you been?

Hashim Al-Singh: It was the Jewish New Year, and I was busy showing respect to friends of that religion, in a show of peace.

Trevor Mach: Cause that's what heels would do.

Sal Paradise: Guys, I don't think we're actually heels. We do too many good things.

Trevor Mach: But we do it for selfish reasons right?

Jamie OD: I don't know lads. It was kind of nice helping Bloody Rose. Maybe that's just the Facenol talking.

Sal Paradise: Maybe.

Trevor Mach: You guys still taking that?

Sal Paradise: It's better that we do. Remember when we don't, we kidnap your family and try to set you on fire.

Trevor Mach: Oh right....wait...WAIT...that's the problem! We're not heels cause we're all on Facenol!

Sal Paradise: Wait, you too?

Trevor Mach: After the whole "kill everybody" phase I had, Degrees thought it might mellow me out. I still take Heelagra too though, because I do that sort of thing.

Hashim Al-Singh: So you all feel this way? Triggering the World isn't really your goal anymore is it?

Trevor Mach: You know...not really. I mean, the world is really REALLY stupid right now, but I just don't really care anymore you know.

Jamie OD: If people want to be dumbasses, let them be dumbasses.

Trevor Mach: You know it's funny, as I've been detoxing from WAY too much cocaine, I've actually found some inner peace. I'll worry about me and mine, and let the rest of the world figure itself out. Doesn't have to have an effect on me.

Hashim Al-Singh: I think you've found a better path then we all agreed on.

Sal Paradise: So we're not heel?

Jamie OD: I don't think so.

Trevor Mach: We can still break shit, get into fights, and make bad decisions right?

Sal Paradise: I think we'd do that no matter what.

Hashim Al-Singh: I'm just surprised to hear this from you mot of all Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Just don't let Tack hear it. If he finds out I'm appreciating things for a change, he'll try and be nice and congratulate me....like a smug asshole.

Sal Paradise: I don't think that's his intention.

Trevor Mach: And yet he does it anyways!

Hashim Al-Singh: So do we no longer wish to Trigger the World?

Trevor Mach: Uh...meh? It just really feels stupid at this point. I just want to wrestle and have fun. Play games. Spend time with friends and family, check into rehab for my crippling addictions....but I probably won't do that last part.

Hashim Al-Singh: So what shall our next move be then? Whatever we do, we should do together as brothers.

Trevor Mach: Well, whatever we do let's hurry before my moment of clarity wears off and the fog of rage and excess returns. It won't take long. My meds can only hold it back so long.

Jamie OD: You could stop taking Heelagra too mate.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I'm not doing that. Turns out Heelagra is just basically legalized cocaine. Helping me ween off the real stuff.

Jamie OD: You know, that explains so much!

Trevor Mach: It could be the snake venom talking....been feeling pretty good since then.

Hashim Al-Singh: So what is it then?

Sal Paradise: I have an idea!

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff is busy with science when World Trigger enters the room.

Jeff Andonuts: Yes?

Sal Paradise: Can we please get rid of the limits on stable members so we can reform the 87's with our friends?

Jeff Andonuts: ....Yeah alright.

Trevor, Jamie, and Sal: YEEEEAH!

Jeff Andonuts: An actual freezeframe high five in the air. Huh...how did they do that?

87's Locker Room

Grind is taping up his wrists while Tack and Retro Hippie are playing Shoots and Ladders.

Tack Angel: Wait...something's not right with this board game. This isn't Chutes and Ladders.

Retro Hippie: No...this one involves you shooting each other with this gun. I don't want to play this.

Tack Angel: Who made this board game!?

Trevor Mach: BROS!

Tack Angel: AH!

Sal Paradise: Great news!

Jamie OD: WE'RE BACK!

Grind: What's going on?

Hashim Al-Singh: It appears the 87's will be able to re-form in full force...plus me if you'll allow it.

Retro Hippie: Really? But wait...two managers? Let me just get a look at you....yeah...yeah you'll do.

Hashim Al-Singh: ...Thank you?

Tack Angel: But no! I don't want to be a terror group! I was turning us into board game enthusiasts!

Trevor Mach: We just want to wrestle and dominate in the ring bro. Let's have fun again, like we used to!

Tack Angel: That sounds weird coming from you, and all the recent stuff we've been through. You're up to something.

Trevor Mach: Oh Tack, I'm ALWAYS up to something!

Tack Angel: That's not an argument for what I said. You're just reaffirming-

Trevor Mach: Look we've all got the tats, and of the probably dozens of stables I've been in, I've enjoyed the 87's the most. We all got tattoos!

Grind: I burned mine off....but I DID get another one...I just...I just don't want to show it.

Hashim Al-Singh: I don't do tattoos...but..uh...I've got a magic marker?

Retro Hippie: You're lucky....this tat on my head...never coming off.

Tack Angel: Alright Trevor, let's reform the 87's...all of us!

Trevor Mach: Yeah! Even though I JUST changed one of my finishers names to reflect World Trigger....but still YEAH! All of us kicking ass together! Just....wait...where's Tomo-kun? Tomo-kun! Where are you! Come here boy!

Retro Hippie: Uh...well you see-

Grind: He's gone Trevor.

Trevor Mach: What?

Grind: He left...he went back to Edo. He left a note...or at least he tried to...it didn't make a lot of sense...but then we saw him back in New Edo, putting on 5 Star matches despite his perpetually separated shoulder.

Trevor Mach: But...but...wait...Tack, you forgot to feed him didn't you? You forgot to feed the Tomo-kun, didn't you!?

Tack Angel: Uh...I'm sorry?

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Wow...we laugh together a lot now. I'm glad that's a thing.

-Magnum PT challenged his Weekend Wrecking Crew teammate Kinniku Mike for the Treasure Trove next. Mike seemed jumpy as he dragged the large chest at a distance from the chain he had wrapped around it to keep it closed. Mike seemed off his game for this one, something which PT quickly noticed. A good back and forth for a while, before Mike bumped into the Trove and suddenly became startled. He seemingly allowed himself to fall to the Mustache Ride for the 1-2-3! Magnum PT is the new keeper of the Treasure Trove. Mike seemed almost as ecstatic as PT as he raised his hand in victory, lobbed the chest at him, and ran away as fast as he could. Huh, what did he mean by this?

Degrees Office

The good Doctor and Renegade Boss paces back and forth as the show airs on the monitor.

Degrees: A lot has been going on around here lately, and I know Jeff wanted to assemble you for special missions, but so far....it's been a bust.

Reno: Well, you haven't REALLY given us a chance yet!

Rude: I just got this brand new robe made, and I'm ready with this awesome new gimmick. You gotta let me in that ring!

Degrees: That's not what you were brought back for! Actually, I'm not sure why you're back. We have Swift Security doing what you're supposed to be doing. Am I paying you to stand at ringside? Seems like a waste.

LG Rod: Which is why you should let us wrestle!

Randy no Kachi: We want to prove ourselves again!

Saxon: I agree with them!

Novus: Yeah, put us in match!

Degrees: Saxon?! Novus?! What are you doing here? You're not in the Seppuku Squad. Do you even still work here?

Saxon: Uh...we don't actually know.

Novus: Yeah...do we?

Degrees: Uh...I guess?

Saxon: YEAH!

Novus: Things are looking up for the Eagleland Males!

Degrees: Get out.

Saxon: Right.

Degrees: *sigh* It just seems like the Seppuku Squad is a big fat failure. I mean, the hype was there, but the execution has been choppy, and nonsensical. You just don't make sense. And yet....you're making us a lot of money.

Reno: I'm sorry what?

Degrees: Yeah. I know. You're really bad as a team and yet your merch is flying off the shelves.

Rude: So we're not being fired?

Degrees: Uh...just keep doing what you're doing I guess. As long as you make us money. The five of you...wait...where's Ripper Jane? What match is next?

Reno: The Lady Renegade Championship boss.

Degrees: ....Oh no. Alright quick, you've got a mission!

-The next match was for the Lady Renegades Championship. Hope Mach has become the biggest attraction in the division, and his win over Erica was an amazing feel good moment. That being said, Kelly Steele has quickly won the Renegades over with his attitude and hard work. This made for a very exciting match, however, the fans would be cheated out of the ending, as Ripper Jane appeared with chair in hand to attack both women, leading to a No Contest. The Seppuku Squad tried to stop Ripper Jane, but their "teammate" was out of the ring before they could do a thing. What a GREAT team!

-The Havok tag title match was next, with the newly formed Crimson X taking on The Supremacy for the belts. Takumi the new blood, and Firebrand X the veteran, made for a strong team against the brash and brazen Supremacy team. Razorblade and Maniac were dominant at the start, using rule breaking to their advantage, with eye pokes and low blows, just enough to get by. However, soon Crimson X was on the rebound, with Takumi hitting the Heart Punch on Maniac, who fell to his knees. Firebrand tagged in and hit the Crash Fire Buster for the 1-2-KICKOUT! Razorblade ran in to make the save, but Firebrand made the veteran move of tagging back out and tackling Razor to the outside. Takumi went to top rope and hit a recovering Maniac with a top rope Crimson Smash followed by the pin and the win. Crimson X, your NEW Havok Tag Team Champions!

-The Supremacy had just taken a big loss, would the hits keep coming in the main event? Subculture was the Havok World Champion several years ago, but a battle with Grind cost him the title. Now Grind was back to peak form, and gunning for the belt once again. Both of these fighters spent years in limbo before reaching the pinnacle again. Would history repeat itself? The match itself was a step up from their encounter years ago. I keep saying years ago because I forgot how many, or which event it took place. I think it's one of the Megabrawls, but I can't remember which one. I stopped doing those years ago. I think it was 2 years ago? How old is Havok? Grind's lucha blade style was in full force, as he tried going high risk to avoid the hurting bombs of Subculture. Subbie was desperate to hang onto the title and avoid the perils of the past. He seemed more like the fighting street dog that previously had the title, as he scrapped and clawed and fought in a very brawl like style. Not very flashy, but very effective. He took Grind off his feet and let the fists fly, but Grind showed off increased versatility by catching a fist and nearing tapping Subculture with a Triangle Choke that was broken by the rope break. Grind controlled from hear on out, dodging the KO Punch with superior speed. Realizing he was on the ropes, Subculture hollered for the his team, with Razorblade and Maniac hitting the ring to loud boos. They attacked Grind, forcing a DQ win, but no title change. The newly reformed 87's rushed out to help Grind, and fought The Supremacy out of the ring. Subculture clutched his title, while the 87's hoisted up Grind, celebrating the win, even though the title remained with Subculture. The champ took the cowards way out to end the show.

Havok: Tacklash
Iwata Memorial Colosseum, Onett
Pay Per View

1. Trios: Jackson Kain[o]/Amigo/Erik Stone beat Bashin Dan/Benjamin/Slam Master Jam[x] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Trios: Endless M's[o]/Christina Angel/Iroha beat Erica[x]/Tracy/Kaie via Rolling M's -> Pin
3. Havok Trios Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[o]/Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) beat El Infierno/Neptunus[x]/Hexagon IV via Knee Trigger -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok Trove Championship: Magnum PT beat Kinniku Mike(c) via Mustache Ride -> Pin -> NEW Havok Trove Keeper!
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Kelly Steele vs. Hope Mach(c) -> No Contest
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Firebrand X/Takumi Inui[o] beat Razorblade(c)/Maniac(c)[x] via Top Rope Crimson Smash -> Pin -> NEW Havok Tag Team Champions!
7. Havok World Championship: Grind beat Subculture(c) via DQ

Jeff Andonuts Lab

Tack Angel and Degrees enter a large room several floors below Havok HQ, the lab of Jeff Andonuts. They walk a path to find him working on a large tank, the tank that carries Cherub Kid.

Tack Angel: So, how is he?

Jeff Andonuts: Well, he's been stable, but I've been worried about his vitals. It looks like the tank was damaged in the fire that destroyed the Smart Brain building.

Tack Angel: We figured that.

Degrees: I've been looking at the data, and I think it's safe to open it. We don't know how long he's been inside this thing, or what he remembers though.

Tack Angel: He was never Kishin Kid. I know that much. That was the copy. I regret ever believing that was Cherub Kid. I regret giving up on him. I mean I regret A LOT of things, but I feel those are like legitimate.

Degrees: Let's try to open it.

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Agreed.

Degrees pressed a button on the side, opening the hatch and releasing Cherub Kid, still wearing his old costume, blonde hair and all.

Tack Angel: Cherub? Cherub? Are you alright? Cherub?

Cherub Kid: .....AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Degrees: Cherub! It's alright! We freed you! We're here to help!

Cherub Kid: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!

Jeff Andonuts: What?

Cherub Kid: I WAS THERE, BUT I WASN'T! I SAW THROUGH HIS EYES, BUT IT WASN'T ME! I'M SO SORRY!

Tack Angel: Cherub, it's alright! It's alright! It wasn't your fault!

Cherub Kid: I SAW HIM!

Tack Angel: Slow down! Who did you see?

Cherub Kid: In my chamber...I awoke briefly...glitch in the system. The chamber was knocked over. In the room across from me, another tube fell...it shattered open....he got out. He's free. He was used by Smart Brain too, but he's free now! He's back! He's coming for him! You have to warn him!

Tack Angel: Warn who?

Iwata Memorial Colosseum - Parking Lot

Trevor Mach is making his way to the stolen Wiccan chopper of Harlan Briggs he's repainted, when someone appears from behind, bashing him in the head, knocking him out cold.

?: It's time for a new game Trevor. I trust you'll be willing to play.

Nodnol Cinema - Foggyland

Inside of a Foggyland Cinema, Endless M's is trying to weave through people, stealing a bucket of popcorn and soda on the way to an open seat. Sitting next to her is Tess.

Endless M's: I'm here.

Tess: Oh and you bought popcorn.

Endless M's: Yes....bought.

Tess: Did you steal it from that small child?

Endless M's: He's not THAT small if you know what I mean. I think I actually did him a favor. Look at all of this butter! Look at it!

Tess: Can we get down to business?

Endless M's: Would love to. I'd rather you have told me at the arena though.

Tess: Couldn't risk it. You saw what happened to your Mom.

Endless M's: You saw what happened to the Wiccans. I'm not stressing it.

Tess: I thought we'd be safe to-

Guy in Crowd: *jumps up* Quiet it's starting!

Movie Trailer Guy: This spring...you thought it was over...you thought wrong. Movie Superstar Jackson Kain stars in this witty political thriller. From the makers of The Constant Gardner comes, The Constant Gardner II.

Woman: You need to stop! You need to stop right now!

Jackson Kain: I can't stop! I have to keep gardening! You don't understand! I can NEVER stop gardening!

Woman: *sobbin* Well you've finally done it then. You've finally become The Constant Gardener II!

Endless M's: Really Kain? Fucking really with that shit?

Tess: Listen, do you want to know or not?

Endless M's: Of course I do. I need to know who Bloody Rose is gunning for, and I need to know now.

Tess: Alright, the person that set her up to be abducted is-

Woman in Crowd: GAH! THE SOUND SYSTEM PROMO!

Endless M's: Eh?

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

THUD - The Audience is now Deaf



So there is this large pond....called the ocean....and we're over it. We were on one side of it, and now we're on the other side. So that puts you in the picture. Havok traveled to the O3 Arena in Nodnol, Foggyland, for a packed Xcite. We WOULD have gone to Manchester, but after they renamed it to Womanchester and then Personchester, they decided the whole city was a lost cause.

The show kicked off with a very big reaction to the new Havok World Champion Grind, making his first appearance since winning the title for the second time in his career.

Grind: Foggyland, let me hear it! I can't hear you! Oh wait...it's the headphones. Man, it's been YEARS since I've done that bit! It's also been years since I've held this title, but like my stablemate Trevor Mach says, "It's all on the wheel. It all comes around." I have the title back, and I'm competing at a higher level then I ever have before. I guess you have to take your lumps on the road to greatness. I've made some...questionable life decisions...but it's never too late to turn back. It's never too late to get another chance. It's never too late to believe in yourself and-

Subculture: Please, shut the hell up! I can't take it anymore! You're pathetic, coming out here and giving a speech about never giving up! Look at you! You're a hypocrite! You're not a proper champion, not like me. I fought for YEARS to get that title back, and you cheated me out of it once again! You weren't even a blip on my radar, but now I see you as Grind: guy that wrecks my shit up.

Grind: It was fun the first time, and it was even better this time!

Subculture: You escaped a cage faster than me. That's all you did. You didn't beat me. You didn't pin me. You didn't make me submit. You just climbed a little faster.

Grind: You mean after you tied me to the cage? You were going to cheat not once, but TWICE to hold onto this title. It deserves better, and these people deserve better.

Subculture: Don't act like you care what these people want! We're all in this for ourselves. Always hungry street dogs, fighting for the scraps.

Grind: Street dogs don't wear suits like that.

Subculture: So I moved up in the world. I deserve it! I am the supreme talent in Havok! I-

Grind: Am NOT the #1 Contender! We shouldn't even be having this conversation. I'm trying to celebrate with the Foggyland Renegades, and you try to ruins things for me yet again.

Subculture: Make no mistake, it's far from over Grind. I will correct this mistake. You mark my words. I am the Supremacy!

Grind: Hope that works out for you. I'll be busy being the Havok World Champion!

O3 Arena - Backstage

Nerma: Subbie! Subbie, it's Nerma, can I-

Subculture: GAH! I HATE THAT GUY!

Razorblade: What do you want to do about it?

Maniac: Murder? Please say murder.

Subculture: You know you keep saying that Maniac. What if someone ACTUALLY got murdered! They would look straight at you.

Maniac: Which would be smart...cause I probably did it. I am wanted in Anahauc....for good reason.

Subculture: I have another idea. We will just...GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE!

-The opening match feature the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions Future Literally taking on Flame Ribbon in non-title action. The Edo duo, seemed to have gotten their act together, no longer going for the DQ through violence. I think someone told them that most of our matches have rules finally. The language barrier....the last frontier. The spiky haired Toshie hit the Northern Lights Bridging Suplex on Iroha to score the big win for Flame Ribbon. A title match has to be all but a certainty now.

-Bashin Dan put the Clash Championship on the line against Treasure Trove Keeper Magnum PT in the next match. A haggard and weary Magnum PT couldn't keep up with the fiery Bashin Dan, who easily escaped the Mustache Ride and hit the Brave Clash to secure the defense. After the match, PT offered Bashin Dan a shot at the Treasure Trove, which the hot blooded youth accepted, because the idiot doesn't realize a trap when he sees one.

-A new team has formed between Severide and Takuma Tsurugi, named Last Sunrise, after the two gained mutual respect for one another in a bloody brawl. Severide was on the rise before the Treasure Trove left him without his first championship, and it looks like a new focus on the tag division is his plan, though without former partner Johnny Starbound, who has been rehabbing a knee injury. Did I forget to mention that? That's why he's not been seen lately...not because I forgot about him. The duo were ripping right through Flying Man and Slam Master Jam, but did their jobs too well once again, with the referee DQ'ing them both for refusing to tag in and out. Last Sunrise looked incredibly strong in their debut showing, even if they gave Flying Man and SMJ the win.

O3 Arena - Elevation Locker Room

Tracy: Are you coming out with me?

Erica: What do you think? Of course I am! We're going to make that bitch pay!

Tracy: What about the new recruit?

Erica: We're talking. I think we're on to something with this one. Letting Ripper Jane take out the division didn't pan out, so we'll do it with the help of our new friend.

Tracy: Where is she?

Erica: Dealing with other business right now, but don't worry, she'll pop up soon enough.

Tracy: Is she new?

Erica: Nope. She's a current member of the roster...and believe it or not...she's the one that got Bloody Rose kidnapped.

Tracy: You're joking! Who is it?

Erica: It's-

-In Lady Renegades action, the reborn Celtic Warrior Kaie took on her former partner Tracy in Singles action. Erica was on the outside though, and did all she could to make it a 2-on-1 affair. This lead to Rude, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi coming out to ask Erica to leave. They attempted to block the ring, distracting Tracy and leading to her eating the Celtic Hand Grenade once again for the pin and the win for Kaie.

-Dragon Shiryu and Takumi Inui were both given opportunities to speak before the next match, but they both declined, deciding to let their wrestling speak for them...novel concept. What was looking to be yet another great match between the two young mega stars was nearly interrupted by El Infierno, who tried to get his hands on Shiryu, but God Hand helped keep him at bay. Luckily they stopped him and no one else....Subculture got involved. He, Razorblade, and Maniac attacked Shiryu and Takumi, getting the match thrown out. Grind lead the 87's out to voice their displeasure at the ending when Degrees broke up the chaos.

Degrees: Hold it! Before this becomes a blood bath, I have an announcement to make! Subculture, since you decided to ruin yet another match, I have no choice but to declare both Dragon Shiryu AND Takumi Inui as the #1 Contenders. They will both be facing Grind at this year's Fright Night special event in Threed! Now, we can make this bloodbath, because the Trios Main Event is happening RIGHT NOW...well not right NOW...but when I walk away and the bell rings....so now...ring the bell. Go match go.

-The distraught Supremacy didn't have much time to respond, as the 87's rushed into the ring to begin the Trios main event. Grind, Mach, and Tack Angel dominated the normally dominant dominators. I'm running out of words. Tack Angel hit the Angel Driver on Maniac, with Grind then hitting the Rolling SSP for the pin and the win. The 87's win, with Subculture promising revenge as the show closes from there...no not there....over there. That's better. Damn kids.

Havok: Xcite
O3 Arena @ Nodnol, Foggyland
Renegade Television!

1. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Toshie[o]/Tomoko Yu beat Christina Angel/Iroha[x] via Northern Lights Bridging Suplex -> Pin
2. Havok Clash Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat Magnum PT via Brave Clash -> Pin -> Title Defense!
3. Tag: Flying Man/Slam Master Jam beat Severide/Takuma Tsurugi via DQ
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Kaie beat Tracy via Celtic Hand Grenade -> Pin
5. Havok World #1 Contender: Takumi Inui vs. Dragon Shiryu -> No Contest
6. Trios: Grind[o]/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel beat Subculture/Razorblade/Maniac[x] via Rolling SSP -> Pin

-

Havok Headquarters - Saturn City

Jeff Andonuts has called a group meeting of the entire roster. He seems less than pleased as he stands next to a battered Lakitu.

Jeff Andonuts: Well, I think we all know why we're here today.

Magnum PT: No idea Chief.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, I was actually asleep.

Amigo: We know Mike, you didn't put any clothes on.

Kinniku Mike: Oh yeah...I had my sleep mask on...I forgot.

Jeff Andonuts: It seems we have a problem with hatred, ignorance, and bigotry in Havok.

Trevor Mach: No way brah! It's 2016!

Jeff Andonuts: What does the year have to do with anything?

Trevor Mach: I don't know, but everyone keeps saying it, and I wanted to fit in.

Jeff Andonuts: We had an "incident" with Benjamin, who seems to have a problem with Lakitus.

Tack Angel: What?

Slam Master Jam: That's weak sauce dude.

Bashin Dan: Benjamin?

Benjamin: That's just not true! I thought I was slaying a winged demon! I thought Pazuzu had found me and-

Razorblade: Look! He just did it again! Winged demon? Racist bastard! AHAHAHAHA!

Amigo: You're not helping asshole!

Degrees: I think this is a misunderstanding. I get the feeling Benjamin is out of the loop on just about everything.

Jeff Andonuts: No excuses. This is systemic of the asylum atmosphere of Havok, and while I want you all to enjoy your time with the company, science demands that it be within reason. That is why we're all going to watch this video about Racism, and how it's harmful in the workplace.

Swift: Better to just kill me now. >:C

Generator: Do we have to be here for this?

Hotlanta: We're security, can we just opt out?

Jeff Andonuts: No, it's for everyone....except for M's....who didn't come.

Trevor Mach: Didn't come? Don't blame me, I-

Jeff Andonuts: I'm going to have to stop you right there Mach. That's a whole other thing we don't want to get into. Now please listen, watch, and maybe....have a little fun learning...alright...it won't be fun at all...that was misleading.

As the video plays, most of the Renegades and Lady Renegades naturally tune out.

Erik Stone: Thanks for this Benny. Thanks.

Benjamin: The small people talking in the box, how do they live in there?

Erica: Wake me up when it's over?

Tracy: ZzzzZzzzz...

Erica: *sigh*

Sal Paradise: Pst! Pst! Hey Jamie!

Jamie OD: Oi?

Jeff Andonuts: Hey, I see you talking Sal. Pipe down!

Sal Paradise: *whispers* Pass this note to Christina would you?

Jamie OD: You got it.

Sal slips a piece of paper to Jamie, who slips it to Mike, who slips it to Retro Hippie, who slips it to Iroha, who slips it to Christina Angel.

Christina Angel: "Christina, do you like me? Circle Yes or No."

A blushing Christina marks on the paper and and turns to smile at Sal. As she is about to pass the note back, Tack grabs it and looms into view, nodding his head no at Sal, who meekly backs off.

Trevor Mach: *sigh* So Tack, how long have you been a racist?

Tack Angel: Uh...apparently just today. You?

Trevor Mach: You know me too? So far it's not really working out for me.

Tack Angel: I know right? Yeah I see you Sal! Drop the note!

As the video ends, the Renegades and Lady Renegades quickly compose themselves as the lights come back on, pretending they were watching the whole time.

Jeff Andonuts: I hope we all learned something.

Rude: Riveting stuff boss.

Jeff Andonuts: I think the takeaway from today should be that ANYONE can be a racist....ANYONE.

Kinniku Mike: Hey, why are you looking at me?

Jeff Andonuts: Not you.

Penguin: Qua!?

Jeff Andonuts: Remember, helping someone because they are white is almost as racist as not helping someone because they are NOT white.

Tack Angel: Actually, I think it's the same.

Jeff Andonuts: ...Oh right...let me reword that.

Kelly Steele: Too late! Now YOU have to watch the video!

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah, I'm not doing that.

Camilo Ortega: If I may. I think the problems of the world are not felt in this locker room. The horrible feelings of the outside world do not apply in Havok.

Trevor Mach: You know he's absolutely right! We all hate each other for completely DIFFERENT and FUN reasons.

Firebrand X: *nods*

Jeff Andonuts: Be that as it may, we all know now that we have to watch every single thing that we say, think, and feel at all times. Right?

Trevor Mach: Not going to do that!

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* We're going to have it rough after the next election. Well, I guess we can call it a day...unless anyone needs to file a formal complaint of racial bias?

Jackson Kain: ...Me...right here.

Degrees: Jackson?

Jeff Andonuts: Alright Mr. Kain. What happened?

Jackson Kain: They replaced me in Bloodfist Franchise with a woman of color. Which color? I don't know....one of them though. Is that racial bias? Gender bias?

Maniac: Sounds like a better movie to me. AHAHAHA!

Jeff Andonuts: I can't really do anything about that Jackson...let the viewing audience be the judge of that one. Anyone else?

Tack Angel: I often feel uncomfortable in the shower room. There is a woman who comes in and makes comments about my....unmentionables.

Jeff Andonuts: What you're talking about is Sexual Harassment, and that is a whole other video.

Tack Angel: Well..it's just that sometimes she follows me home!

Tracy: Don't act like you don't miss me!

Trevor Mach: We're not going to watch another video Tack!

Tack Angel: Oh...sorry.

Jeff Andonuts: Alright, you're free to go. Just remember..."Color Blind is Color Kind" .....I hate myself for saying that out loud.

Degrees: Think the Lakitus won't go on strike now?

Jeff Andonuts: I really hope they don't. I wouldn't know where to find Jason Hervey.

-

Saturn City Police Department

Trevor Mach holds a door to the police department open, but Endless M's kicks the other door open instead, breaking the glass.

Captain Strong: Dammit Tali, you're going to pay for that!

Endless M's: Eat a dick Strong! Eat a whole bag of dicks! You know what they say, you are what you eat. Are you a bag of dicks? You look like a bag of dicks.

Captain Strong: Mach, when did you become the sensible one?

Trevor Mach: Just as surprised as you are.

Endless M's: Take me home Trevor, before I kick the Captain's ass!

Captain Strong: I could arrest you again...I'm a little too afraid to...but I could.

Endless M's: Dammit! About time you got here!

Trevor Mach: You should be thanking me for saving that sweet sweet behind of yours.

Endless M's: *speaking Chosish*

Trevor Mach: Huh...that's new.

Endless M's: *speaking Choish angrily*

Trevor Mach: I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.

Endless M's: You have any idea what kind of shit they were putting me through in there?! What took you so long?!

Trevor Mach: You're a bad girl Tali, you needed to be punished. Of course, if you'd prefer a spanking...

Endless M's: Don't play games Trevor! You know what I was trying to do! She almost killed my Mom!

Trevor Mach: Let Bloody Rose figure it out. You kill this chick, and you go to prison. I don't know how many times we can break you out of prison before they notice.

Endless M's: I'm going to beat her ass Trevor. Make no mistake. If Bloody Rose doesn't find her first, I WILL put her in the hospital.

Trevor Mach: We're going to Threed....so it'll be a shitty zombie hospital.

Endless M's: Where's your chopper?

Trevor Mach: I brought the Testarossa. You wanna know the difference...between this luxury car and a porcupine?

Endless M's: ....I give up.

Trevor Mach: With the car, the pricks on the inside.

Endless M's: Tell me about it.

Havok: Fright Night 2016
Zombie Memorial Arena, Threed
Renegade Television Special!

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele vs. Tracy
2. Halloween Mystery: Tack Angel vs. ?
3. Havok Trios Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Subculture/Razorblade/Amigo
4. Havok Treasure Trove: Magnum PT(c) vs. Bashin Dan
5. Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Kaie
6. Havok World Championship: Grind(c) vs. Takumi Inui vs. Dragon Shiryu

-

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff and Degrees are discussing plans for Havok's future...while a few guys stand by...

Jeff Andonuts: I want to start doing more live shows. We make them quick and to the point, and all about wrestling. I don't want that recapping guy asking for more money though. He gets paid enough as it is.

Degrees: Right. We'll just have him spam the results, that will solve that problem. We have a large enough roster that's not even being fully utilized anyways. I mean, what do you really have planned for the Seppuku Squad?

Jeff Andonuts: Well first...I want to know what the hell you guys are doing in my office?

Danny Leung: I just...uh...we...

Rains: Do we still work here?

Degrees: Didn't you guys have a falling out?

Danny Leung: Yeah, but we both realized that we haven't been booked in a while so we though...may we were fired and no one told us? I mean, I said No Push YEARS ago, but I didn't want to get fired.

Rains: ....And I'm going to hold an eternal grudge against the fans for being against my rise, but I still want to compete.

Jeff Andonuts: You were never rising Rains....ever....expect IN EVER....which is gone...and you might be as well. I think it's time to play....

Studio Audience: DOES! HE! STILL! WORK! HERE!

Danny Leung: What the hell?

Generator: Welcome to the NEW game show on Renegade Television! "Does he still work here?" I'm your host with the most Generator, and we're joined by two of Havok's Renegades who don't seem to know if they still have a job? Shall we find out?

Studio Audience: YEAH!

Rains: ...How are they all fitting in here?

Jeff Andonuts: My office is bigger on the inside....it's science.

Degrees: I was wondering what they were all for.

Generator: Danny...you have two curtains in front of you. One contains a contract renewal, and one contains a pink slip. You could go for either one of these, OR try your luck with the mystery box! The pros and cons double with the box! You either win the contract and an all expenses paid vacation OR you face a penalty! Which one is it?

Danny Leung: Uh....curtain #1?

Generator: Let's see what it is!

Ghost of Rod Roddy: IT'S....YOUR CONTRACT!

Danny Leung: YES!

Ghost of Rod Roddy: Yes, it's guaranteed contract extension, signed by the Boss Jeff Andonuts himself! You keep your job for at LEAST....one more week.

Danny Leung: Oh...is that al-

Generator: Rains, it's your turn!

Rains: Curtain #1!

Generator: You can't pick that one...Danny already did.

Rains: What? It doesn't reset?

Generator: Nope.

Rains: But...that means I can only choose the pink slip?

Generator: OR...you can go with what's in the box!

Rains: ...Why didn't you let me go first?

Generator: ....I don't like you...at all.

Rains: ....I'll take the Box.

Generator: Let's see what it is!

Ghost of Rod Roddy: It's....OH it's the booby prize! The box is actually Senor Box! This can only mean one thing. Rains is now the personal valet of Senor Box!

Rains: No....NO.....NOOOOO!!!

Jeff Andonuts: Coincidentally, Senor Box still has a job too...that's the confirmation. *wink*

One Eyed Jacks

Sal Paradise and Jamie OD are sitting at a table in the bar drinking beers.

Sal Paradise: ...

Jamie OD: ...Oi mate, you gonna say anything, or are you just going to keep staring at that beer?

Sal Paradise: Huh?

Jamie OD: Are you bored mate? Is that it? Wanna turn heel again? I'm open to a relapse.

Sal Paradise: No, it's not that. *sigh* It's not that at all.

Jamie OD: Why so glum chum? We get to beat on the Supremacy in Threed! Imma make sure one of them leaves a Zombie! It's legal there!

Sal Paradise: *sigh*

Jamie OD grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over his head.

Sal Paradise: What are you doing?

Jamie OD: ....Trying to make you laugh.

Sal Paradise: ...Why would that make me laugh? Why would you even care?

Jamie OD: ...I think I need to drink more.

Sal Paradise: Or maybe too much?

Jamie OD: No...no I don't think so.

A busty blonde waitress approaches the bar.

Lexie: Hi guys, my name's Lexie. Are you having a good night? Do you need anything else? More beer?

Jamie OD: Ah no, we-

Jamie notices that Lexie is staring at Sal, completely infatuated with him.

Lexie: I can get you anything...and I mean...anything.

Sal Paradise: Okie dokie.

Lexie: Haha! You're funny! Do you ever like...snapchat?

Jamie OD: Oi, no we-

Lexie: I wasn't talking to you.

Sal Paradise: No, I don't do that. I'm just sharing a beer with my buddy.

Lexie: Aww! You're so sweet! Well you let me know if you need anything. Here's my number by the way...you know...just in case.

Jamie OD: Can't believe this. She was putting herself WAY out there, and you did NOTHING! We used to be Lovekick mate! Kicks! Chicks! All that jazz.

Sal Paradise: She's not...who I want.

Jamie OD: Oi, I know what this about. You're into Christina Angel aren't you?

Sal Paradise: She's just...so innocent...so beautiful. She reminds me of a cat....but like a female mostly human cat...cause I'm not that messed up...only a little bit.

Jamie OD: Dude, just do something about it. You're an adult. She's an adult.

Sal Paradise: You're right! I need to pursue this! I'm an adult! I'm not afraid of Tack either, so I'm going to call....text...I'm going to text her.

Jamie OD: Your dick?

Sal Paradise: No...words...probably words.

At that moment Trevor Mach comes in and sits with the other 87's.

Trevor Mach: Sup bros! Man, I love this bar. It's like Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze, am I right?

Jamie OD: *sigh* Oi mate you and Roadhouse. Get over that movie! It sucked then and it sucks now.

Trevor Mach: You take that back!

Sal Paradise: Trevor, what should I do about this Christina situation I'm having?

Trevor Mach: Christina? Oh yeah, she's right here.

Trevor turns around to reveal a sleeping baby Christina Angel strapped to his back.

Sal Paradise: *Spits beer*

Trevor Mach: I'm baby sitting her! Tack would probably have said no, but pregnant Amy is crazy Amy!

Sal Paradise: This just...I don't even...

Jamie OD: Oi...you brought the baby to a bar?

Trevor Mach: Hahaha...yeah.

-




It was a night of frights and ghoulish delights, as the Zombies of Threed were treated to a wonderful show....which featured a marathon of Hocus Pocus and the Fright Night movies. Of course they got to the Romero stuff after that, which REALLY got the Zombies going so much that Dr. Z had to shut it down. Then they remembered this was supposed to be a wrestling show. I forgot myself as it's been a few weeks, so let's see if I remember everything.

Dr. Z: No Zombie flicks! Do you people have any idea how hard it is to keep an entire city of the dead from giving into their blood lust?! Then they kill people and suddenly I have even MORE patients that need limbs stapled back on. This job...it's not easy.

Degrees: As a Doctor, I completely understand Dr. Z, and we apologize. Allow us to make it up to you with a show that HOPEFULLY won't feature TOO much blood.

Dr. Z: Why do we keep doing this? We all know how it's going to turn out! *sigh* I'll get the Fly Honey ready.

Degrees: Welcome everyone, and Happy Halloween. Welcome to Fright Nigh-

As Degrees was talking, the camera cut to outside, where a figure was running and darting by staggering zombies as a truck chases after. The figure it revealed to be Rose Mulligan, who is being chased into the building by Bloody Rose, complete with a working chainsaw. She chases her into the ring.

Rose Mulligan: Degrees help me! She's gone crazy!

Degrees: ...Well I'm not that kind of Doctor, but she DOES appear perturbed.

Bloody Rose: And you know damn well why Mulligan you traitorous bitch!

Degrees: What's going on here BR? Can I call you BR by the way?

Tess: That's what I would like to know.

Bloody Rose: She did it. She was the one. She's the only one who knew all that dirt on my past and she used it to try and get me out of the way when I refused to hot shot her to the top! Now her bill's coming due!

Rose Mulligan: So what if I did! You stabbed me in the back first! You once told me I was like a daughter to you since you never had that relationship with your actual daughter! Then, when you get the chance you try and fix things with her and leave me abandoned! You did this to yourself! I was your protege!

Bloody Rose: You're dreaming kid! You're a wannabe. I wanted you to see that you weren't ready. You're nothing but a sniveling brat! Women's wrestling doesn't need brats!

Rose Mulligan: No, Women's wrestling doesn't need YOU! My new friends and I agree on that.

Suddenly, Erica hit the ring and blindsided Bloody Rose. Tess and Degrees tried to stop her as she stomped away, until Endless M's ran in to make the save for her mother. Erica raised Rose Mulligan's hand and seemingly welcomed her as the newest member of Elevation.

Degrees: Uh....start the show?

Havok Presents: Fright Night 2016 in Threed!

-The Fight Night of Fights got underway with a Lady Renegades Singles match. Kelly Steele would be taking on Tracy of Elevation. The other members of Elevation were being chased in the back by M's and Bloody Rose no doubt, so Tracy was on her own. The veteran's experience and use of dirty tricks helped her, but only got her so far, as Kelly Steele can back strong and hit the Shredding Backbreaker for the pin and the win.

-Tack Angel was up next in a match billed as a Halloween Mystery. Tack seemed to be dressed for the occasion, as he came out in flamboyant garb, similar to his old painted glass look, but with a mask covering his eyes as well. Seemingly in high and energized spirits, the posing Tack Angel quickly became dour, when his opponent was announced.....Ripper. Yes, the man Tack Angel once ejected out into space on "accident", the psycho seems to come back to haunt Tack Angel every now and then. This time he brought a coffin full of weapons, so you know....bloodbath. The Zombies were getting fired up about that part. Ripper tried to kill Tack with a hatchet on the outside, which he avoided. He then landed a stiff !!!SUPERKICK!!! to Ripper on the mask, which sent him into the crowd of Zombies.

Tack Angel: OH CRACKER DOODLES! I DID IT AGAIN! HE'S GOING TO BE DEVOURED!

Dr. Z: Wait! Wait! It's alright! He's already a Zombie!

Tack Angel: He is? Well that explains so much! Wow, I feel better...wait...when did this happen?

Dr. Z: After he was launched into space naturally. Did you expect he just survived that?

Tack Angel: ...Hank Thompson did.

Dr. Z: Who?!

The Supremacy came out next, as the Zombies booed...or moaned...hard to tell...Zombie jokes. It's Halloween after all, and not a week later or anything. I have to stop ruining the immersion. I'm going to get fired....by myself.

Subculture: You know, I find myself wondering why people aren't more grateful to me. I am the man that defeated Dracula after all. It seems relevant this time of year. I tell you this though, The Supremacy is far from through with Grind and the World Championship. We'll claim the Trios Championships, and then it's right back to my target, my goal, my destiny in life. The Havok World Championship. I have and always will be Supreme.

Trevor Mach: You talk too much Subbie, and that's coming from me! 87's coming at you for a brodown throwdown showdown!

Subculture: A what?!

Trevor Mach: Woop woop!

Subculture: Yeah sure whatever.

Sal Paradise: I thought we were coming out in costumes! No one else dresses up and I look like a cat. Thanks guys. Thanks.

Jamie OD: Oi mate, I'm dressed up...as a hooligan.

Sal Paradise: You're already a hooligan!

Jamie OD: Perfect costume then.

Subculture: And they said I talk too much.

-In Trios action the 87's battled The Supremacy in an all out war. Subbie and his boys were definitely elite, and they proved it by going toe to toe with the more seasoned 87's. However, with the titles on the line, the champs stepped it up, with Sal Paradise in a cat costume stealing the show, and hitting a surprise....uh...Neko Driver...yeah...on Maniac to score the pin out of nowhere, shocking the Supremacy, and giving the 87's another solid title defense.

ACTIVATE QUICK RESULTS MODE!

-Magnum PT failed to lose his Treasure Trove, when Bashin Dan accidentally got himself counted out.

-Firebrand X, Kinniku Mike, and Amigo came wanting to compete and be added to the Fright Night card, so Degrees put them in a surprise 3-Way. Amazing match that Firebrand X won, when he hit the Crash Firebuster on Amigo.

-Hope Mach successfully defended against Kaie in a great Lady Renegades Championship match. Great and clean match up, which Hope won with the Olympic Slam. Show of respect after the match.

-Amazing main event that saw Grind retain his World Championship. The Aces of the new generation took him to the limit, but Subculture got involved to ensure Grind retained, by clocking Takumi when the ref wasn't looking. A Rolling SSP sealed the deal for the oblivious Grind, who must have assumed Shiryu knocked him out. The Supremacy attacked after the match, but Grind, Takumi, and Shiryu worked together to keep them out. Tainted ending, but still a great match, and another stellar showing for Grind.

Havok: Fright Night 2016
Zombie Memorial Arena, Threed
Renegade Television Special!

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Tracy via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
2. Halloween Mystery: Tack Angel beat Ripper -> I think?
3. Havok Trios Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Sal Paradise(c)[o]/Jamie OD(c) beat Subculture/Razorblade/Maniac[x] via Neko Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok Treasure Trove: Magnum PT(c) beat Bashin Dan via Count Out -> Title Defense!
5. 3-Way: Firebrand X beat Kinniku Mike and Amigo[x] via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades Championship: Hope Mach(c) beat Kaie via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> Title Defense!
7. Havok World Championship: Grind(c) beat Takumi Inui[x] and Dragon Shiryu -> Rolling SSP -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Zombie Memorial Arena - Outside

Two figures stand among the shambling Zombies outside...

Ripper Jane: So we're going back?

Derek Mach: We've just gotten started, but I have other ideas for what we do next. It's going to be.....fun.

-

The Angel Residence

The Angel Family is sitting down, intently watching television together when Trevor Mach bursts in the room with a bandage covering his hand...

Trevor Mach: Fully grasped the wrong end of a soldering iron last night attempting to fix TV. Result, non-functional hand AND television. Did I miss anything important?

Amy Angel: Are you...are you serious?

Trevor Mach: Rarely, but right now yes.

Tack Angel: Trevor, history was made last night. This is going to change everything for us.

Trevor Mach: ...Was is the season premiere of one of your Food Network shows? I swear, you people are obsessed with-

Christina Angel: No Uncle Trevor, look at this.

TV Reporter: As we've been reporting, the new President of Eagleland is-

*click*

Tack Angel: Sorry, wrong channel. Here it is.

Onett Town Hall - Outside

A familiar setting for EBW fans, as a large crowd gathers around Mr. Pirkle and Ness.

Mr. Pirkle: The rumors you have heard are true. Yes, it's all true. I'm getting back into the rasslin business. Ness and I have seen the state of wrestling, and we find it lacking quite frankly. It's not like it used to be. Sometimes, to go forward, you have to look back and what got you here in the first place.

Ness: When I was a boy, I found myself in a situation I don't think any child has had to face before. My friends and I stood up to that challenge, and moved on to other challenges in EBW. It made me, it made them better, and it just felt right. I've missed that feeling. I'm tired of acting like the world has passed me by. I've gotten into the best shape of my life, and I'm ready to be the first official member of this new undertaking.

Mr. Pirkle: We're calling it WrestleBound, and we plan to become the best. The wrestling world needs an alternative. Havok, the promotion born from the ashes of EBW, has built itself up as the biggest name around, but they have brought down the little guys and the rival promotions in the process. They upset the balance of wrestling in Edo for decades. I want to fix this. I want to do it right. I have considerable resources at my disposal, and with our vision, we can reignite wrestling.

Ness: And we're going to make Onett our home base, because after everything that's happened, it's time to do right by all of you and this city. This is where I was born, and where I intend to raise my children someday. I want to see it shine as the example of Eagleland once again. I'll fight for all of you, I promise.

Mr. Pirkle: With that, I hereby declare this the beginning of WrestleBound!

The Angel Residence

The family sits dumbfounded by the situation.

Amy Angel: They planned this during contract renegotiation time on purpose you know? Rumor is that Havok is about to have a mass exodus.

Tack Angel: See Trevor? This is huge. Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Did I just super glue two of my toes together? Yes. Yes, I did. Is there an explanation where I come out looking ok? I'll get back to you.

The Angel Family: *collective sigh*

Havok HQ Saturn City - Meeting Room

Jeff Andonuts, Degrees, and Tess have scrambled a somewhat emergency meeting of sorts for whoever they could find...

Jeff Andonuts: Alright don't panic! None of you panic! Ness is my friend! Ness is like a brother to me! He wouldn't declare war on me would he? WOULD HE?!

Degrees: I think it's safe to say the man's got stroke. He's going to sway some people.

Tess: Tracy is locked in, no matter how much she wants her brother to save her, but Paula is definitely jumping ship. My son is relentless, and I'm secretly hoping he crushes you.

Degrees: That's not much of a secret.

Tess: I'm a good mother dammit! I love my son! I'm proud of him!

Jeff Andonuts: I just want to make sure that the people here realize how much we value you, and how much I want to make sure you stay with the company. That's why I have these nice neat new contracts in front of you to sign immediately please and thank you.

Kinniku Mike: Whoa! A new contract!

Amigo: That's a bit sudden isn't it? Shouldn't we negotiate?

Jeff Andonuts: Nope! It's pretty fair I think. You all get a .5% raise! Hurray!

Camilo Ortega: It's not about the money to me.

Razorblade: Well it is to me! That sucks!

Amigo: Can I take the time to read this?

Jeff Andonuts: What? None of you read anything around here. Why start now?

Amigo: We do too read! It helps that my books talk to me.

Kinniku Mike: Still? Dude you need a CT Scan like now bro.

Jeff Andonuts: Oh so you read do you? So what was the Emergency Safety Memo I sent out last week all about?

Amigo: ....Damn.

Rude: Uh...the importance of safety?

Reno: I think you nailed it.

Jeff Andonuts: See! By the way the answer is that the inspector gave us an F on Tornado Preparedness. He said this place is like a house of cards!

Danny Leung: ...That's it...I'm out!

Jeff Andonuts: But we just played the job game! Come back!

Grind: I will sign. Not just because I'm Champion....although that helps...but I will stand by this company, and the movement we started. The escalation of pro wrestling.

Maniac: Kiss ass!

Subculture: Spare us the BS Grind! You don't have to sign that. You're locked into your contract as long as you have the belt!

Grind: Is that...is that true?

Degrees: Yeah, it is. You see why I said you didn't need to come to the meeting?

Maniac: You just want to look like the face of the company right now!

Degrees: He is the face of the company right now. He's the champ.

Subculture: Not for long! Because-

Razorblade: Because I'm challenging you for that title!

Subculture: Wait what? I thought you were going after Amigo!

Razorblade: Again? Seriously? Why?

Subculture: I don't know...you guys...like to fight right? I was just happy you got him off my back.

Razorblade: Well now you're going to step aside and do me this solid. If we're a team, then act like it.

Subculture: Alright fine!

Grind: I accept, and we can do this on the next Renegade Nation!

Jeff Andonuts: That sounds great! We'll come out swinging!

Maniac: Oh Grind, such a big hero! Trying to get people to love you. Think about all the people who love you. And how they're outnumbered by people who casually hate you roughly 3000:1.

Kinniku Mike: Damn man, you're a dick.

Maniac: ...No...you're...you're a dick.

Stonehenge Arena - Backstage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Sriracha of Wrestling, and I'm following Tack Angel right now, the newly rechristened "Star Prince", hoping to get a comment on this new stage of his growth.

Tack Angel: Growth? Growth you say? More like an awakening. I was a 5 star, but I found what I needed to become a 6 star. That's...one more star. I am the Star Prince.

Tommy Dukes: But wait? What does that mean?

Tack Angel: It means when the going gets tough, the tough continue to move at a moderate pace, thus proving that slow and steady wins the race. This will be me winning that race.

Tommy Dukes: ...Yeah alright. Can someone find me Christina or Amy? Got to make sense of this.

*Screen Static*

?: We interrupt this broadcast with a simple warning. We are the Hate-bit Generation. We are coming. Expect us.

Havok: Xcite
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television!

1. Seppuku Squad Tag: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. Hexagon IV/Los Tiburon
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele vs. Erica
3. Seppuku Squad Singles: Rude vs. Slam Master Jam
4. Seppuku Squad Lady Renegades: Endless M's vs. Rose Mulligan
5. Havok World #1 Contender: Tack Angel vs. Subculture
6. Havok Tag Team Championship: Firebrand X(c)/Takumi Inui(c) vs. Razorblade/Maniac vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo

-

WrestleBound

Nerma: Hello WrestleBound fanatics! Nerma here, your guide on the journey of this new endeavor! EBW started all of this. It changed the sport in Eagleland and the rest of the world. Now, the magic is back! The house that Ness built became Havok, but now it's time to build a new house, and I'm back where I belong. WrestleBound debuted on the streets of Onett with Return of the Gutsy Bat! A show that utilized talent from Havok in a much better way, and showed off that the veterans haven't lost a step in years since they were active performers. Johnny Starbound beat the debuting ronin Bushi Mifune to become WrestleBound's first Sky Runner Champion. The new duo of Muscle Mitch and Sanchez beat the returning Sharks in impressive fashion. Ninten beat Lucas, while Captain Strong beat Franky in a battle of generational rivals. A returning Nanimura helped Paula beat 2K in the women's offering of the night. The big shock came in the next match, as Noah Jennings debuted and demanded to be in the main event. Instead...he got Derek Mach. Yes, the older cousin of Trevor Mach seems to have jumped ship. He destroyed a stunned Noah Jennings and beat him with the Chaos Theory. A huge get for WrestleBound if he'll play by the rules. Ness, Poo, and surprisingly Mr. No Push Danny Leung were selected by the fans in an online poll for the main event match to crown the first Grand Champion. A hard fought effort saw the original face, the not so silent anymore protagonist Ness, pin Leung with the PK Rockin to become the WrestleBound Grand Champion. A huge day for the new promotion, which saw a very large attendance, and the overwhelming support of the people, who declared that Onett is WrestleBound territory, and want nothing to do with Havok anymore.

WrestleBound: Return of the Gutsy Bat!
Main Street, Onett
HULU

1. WrestleBound Sky Runner Championship: Johnny Starbound beat Bushi Mifune via 450 Splash -> Pin -> 1st WrestleBound Sky Runner Champion!
2. Tag: Muscle Mitch/Sanchez[o] beat Shark #1/Shark #2[x] via Piledriver -> Pin
3. Forgotten Generation Returns: Ninten beat Lucas via Podunk Plunge -> Pin
4. Revenge Match: Captain Strong beat Franky via Gun Stun -> Pin
5. Women's Tag: Paula[o]/Nanimura beat Kayla Sparkz[x]/Kei Akiyama via Sharpshooter -> Submission
6. Singles: Derek Mach beat Noah Jennings via Chaos Theory -> Pin
7. WrestleBound Grand Championship: Ness beat Poo and Danny Leung[x] via PK Rockin -> Pin -> 1st WrestleBound Grand Champion!

-

The Angel Residence

Amy, Christina, and Future Christina are all staring out to the balcony window. Tack Angel, in his vibrant new attire stands vigilant, staring into the night sky.

Amy Angel: ....Should I...should I talk to him?

Christina Angel: Well Mom, being his wife I think it might help.

Amy Angel: Yeah but...I don't know what's going on with all of this. This is weird to me. He seems happy though right? We never get that.

Christina Angel: None of this ever happened in my time line, so I can't be of much help.

Amy Angel: Just...just back me up if I need you. Tack? Tack honey?

Tack Angel: Look Amy...at the sky...isn't it beautiful? The stars...they call to me.

Amy Angel: I see. Tack...are you...are you alright?

Tack Angel: I am. For the first time in a very long time....I'm alright. Did I...did I ever tell you about my past?

Amy Angel: You mean before being a black belt...and a Journey fan?

Tack Angel: ...I was never a Journey fan.

Amy Angel: You don't talk about your past.

Tack Angel: When I was a child, my parents...they were murdered. I had to leave the country all of a sudden. I found myself in Edo where I befriended-

Amy Angel: Sailor Jupiter?

Tack Angel: How did you-

Amy Angel: Oh come on, it's obvious!

Tack Angel: Right. Well we WERE together once...but she died twice while we were together. Once she contracted super cancer in the Chosen land, and then-

Amy Angel: She died twice? Where are you going with all of this? I'm still trying to process the fact that you just told me your parents were murdered when you were a kid.

Tack Angel: Through this journey, I learned who I was meant to be, but I forgot. Even in my Sanctum Ultimatum it was hidden from me, but the answers were written in the stars. I'm Star Prince Amy. I hope you can understand that. I love you and both Christinas and our baby on the way more than anything, but now I have to embrace life and fight for justice. I was almost there once, when I tried to do things Trevor's way, but now I'm going to do things my way. I have to go now. Bye.

Amy Angel: Where are you going? That was weird...and very sudden. Wait...if his parents are dead...who the hell did we have Thanksgiving with?

Amigo: Ghosts?

Amy Angel: Amigo?! What are you doing here?

Amigo: Sleeping on your couch remember? Can I have a sandwich?

Jeff Andonuts Office

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu!!!

Jeff Andonuts: Yes Mike?

Kinniku Mike: Can you believe this shit? They are COPYING my STRONG TITS in WrestleBound.

Jeff Andonuts: Muscle Mitch...I saw him. Definitely seems like it.

Kinniku Mike: Well, we have to do something! Let me at him! I'll wreck his shit!

Jeff Andonuts: No can do Mike. We need to keep our distance and focus on rebuilding a solid Havok foundation. You're one of those foundations. I want you in the World or World Tag title pictures.

Kinniku Mike: ...Why not both?

Jeff Andonuts: Go for it! Tell Degrees I think it's a great idea! #PushMike! We can market that. That's a t-shirt.

Kinniku Mike: I'd wear it!

Jeff Andonuts: I know you would! Get on that!

Degrees: Why did you tell him to tell me? I'm right here.

Jeff Andonuts: Oh I'm sorry! I was preoccupied.

Degrees: You alright?

Jeff Andonuts: I'm perfect! Looking over some new talent...trying not to freak out about WrestleBound. Did you see that show?

Degrees: I did. It wasn't bad. I've heard from our talent that they are continuing to try and lure them over. They even promised Jackson Kain a movie out of it! How can they do that? Can Pirkle really have the cash to bank roll this? He didn't take him up on the offer though.

Jeff Andonuts: Great! Always loved that Jackson Kain. I'm thinking of a new t-shirt. #PushKain. Let's make that happen.

Degrees: You sure you're ok?

Jeff Andonuts: ....Nope! Luckily, we've got our new talent to help us out like Alex Jones here!

Alex Jones: WrestleBound....is FULL of deception. They are hell bent on destroying us, our jobs, and our CHILDREN! I will be...you know what...I WILL GO TO HELL BEFORE I SEE THIS PROMOTION FALL TO THOSE COMMUNIST ILLUMINATI BASTARDS! I'M DONE! I'M PISSED! I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH IT! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU FILTHY TRAITORS! YOU ARE THE MOST DEGENERATE, TWISTED PEOPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN! WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASSES! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO AND WE'RE COMING!

Jeff Andonuts: See...he's got a lot of enthusiasm about it!

Degrees: I think we can rely on the strength of our solid Renegade roster. They're all find their places again. This could be a big revival of the-

Jeff Andonuts: We need more new blood! That's why...I hired this guy!

Degrees: Who?




Degrees: What?

Black Knight 2000: AHAHAHA!

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach: Tali! Where are you going? You better not be doing what I think you're doing!

Endless M's: You think I'm going to go kill Rose Mulligan? Cause you're be right! I'm going to go do that!

Trevor Mack: Look, I know you're angry about what happened with your Mom and the bikers, but murder's not going to fly babe!

Endless M's: Don't care! Doing it anyway!

Trevor Mach: Tali! Alright alright....you win. I will give you ALL the angry, sweaty, dirty hate sex that you need to get through this. I'm willing to make that sacrifice....my body is ready.

Endless M's: It's been a while since I've thrown you through a wall. Trevor, put your pants back on! I have a knife! Several knives!

Trevor Mach: It's turning me on even more! That's not right is it? Why is this happening?

Endless M's: ...You're weird! You wanted to tear down the whole world weeks ago, but now you changed your mind? You can't even handle a single homicide?

Trevor Mach: I got rid of my demons Tali. I've changed. Now, I just want to wrestle, have fun, enjoy this brand new PS4, and sacrifice my body to my wife for some incredibly rough and possibly bloody sex.

Endless M's: ...Imma kill her.

Trevor Mach: Tali look! See this foot! I'm putting it down! Watch! Foot! Down! I put my foot down! PLEASE DON'T DO THI-

Endless M's: FINE! I'll kill her in the ring!

Trevor Mach: ...At least then you're not liable! Wow that still sounds really dark. I'm twisted aren't I?

Endless M's: Not as much as I am. I'm taking you up on your offer. Let's do this. You better bring the pain.

Trevor Mach: Well at least let me stretch first.

Amigo: Let me just grab this sandwich to go then.

Endless M's: Amigo? The fuck are you doing here?

Amigo: ....Amy kicked me out.

-

Outside Twoson Fairgrounds

Three masked figures approach the Twoson Fairgrounds.

?: We're here. It's time.

Trevor Mach: Oh I think not!

Trevor, Jamie, Sal, and Hashim Al-Singh cut off the three.

Hashim Al-Singh: Hate-Bit Generation I presume?

Sal Paradise: You said "expect us" ...so we did.

Jamie OD: And we're ready for a fight.

Hashim Al-Singh: The 87's are spearheading a new way. Instead of our war with the "weakest generation" as my friend Trevor put it, we're going to set things right, and letting another stable intrude on us with hatred...we can't allow that. So we're going to stop you.

Jamie OD: Oi! Damn right we are! With hatred and violence!

Hashim Al-Singh: Wait. No Jamie...not hatred.

Jamie OD: Violence?

Hashim Al-Singh: I'd REALLY rather it not come to that.

Trevor Mach: This is wrestling Hash-tag.

Hashim Al-Singh: Is that...is that a new nickname? Can it not be?

Retro Hippie: Hey! You guys! They're walking RIGHT PAST YOU!

Sal Paradise: Hey!

?: You're slowing us down. We have work to do.

Trevor Mach: They're doing the "edgy masked monster" gimmick. Watch, the silent one is going to tilt his head to the side. Look! He's doing it! It's like...all they've got! I bet it's someone we know! He can't talk or we'll know his voice. Who is that? Senor Box?

?: ...

Sal Paradise: I don't think he's tall enough to be Senor Box.

?: Fine, have it your way.

The 87's fight the masked figures in the parking lot. A fierce brawl that Hashim and Hippie try to contain to keep onlookers safe. Trevor Mach grabs one by the head and takes him towards the road.

Trevor Mach: You guys are a dime a dozen! We don't need the Hate-Bit Generation in Havok.

?: Who said we were the Hate-Bit Generation?

Trevor Mach: What? Then who are you?

?: The distraction.

Suddenly a blacked out van pulls up and the door opens. More figures pull Trevor Mach into the van. Hashim Al-Singh is the first to reach the van, but gets shocked by a taser and thrown into as well. The van drives off as Sal, Jamie, and Hippie try to catch it.

Retro Hippie: What just happened?!

Sal Paradise: We got played!



Havok returned to Twoson, after WrestleBound threw down the gauntlet in the sister city Onett. The location seems to not be a coincidence, and it's already evident that the emergence of a competitor is going to fire up the scene in Eagleland. Will it, dare I say, Make Eagleland Great Again? Wait...that's MEGA. That's hilarious. Someone should use that. Do it! You get that one for free.

The show kicked off with Havok World Champion Grind and Retro Hippie in the ring.

Grind: Can I have everyone's attention please? I appreciate the applause but some weird stuff's going down right now, and I demand the Supremacy get out here NOW!

Subculture: Hold your horses. I was on my way out already.

Grind: Where are Razorblade and Maniac?

Subculture: Why do you care?

Grind: Cause three people in masks jumped the other 87's outside according to Hippie here.

Subculture: Don't look at me, I was waiting for you to come out so I could interrupt you. It's what I do, especially when you have MY title, and I want it back!

Grind: You just have to beat the Star Prince for that.

Subculture: Oh yes, Tack Angel off his meds. One too many shots to the head. That won't be a problem. Get ready to hand me back my championship Grind. The Supremacy will be on top once again.

Grind: If I find out you had anything to do with what happened before the show...this title will be the least of your concerns.

Subculture: I doubt that. This title has always been, and will always be my biggest concern. You'd do well not to test me, and that goes for you Degrees and Jeff Andonuts too. I might just be BOUND to WRESTLE somewhere else.

-The Seppuku Squad were finally in action tonight, starting with the opening contest, that saw Randy no Kachi and LG Rod re-enter the ring to take on Camilo Ortega and Los Tiburon of God Hand. Rod and RnK were faring much better in this run already, holding their own against a former World Champion and the master of all grapples. Something in the crowd seemed to distract Los Tiburon long enough for Randy to hit the No Kachi Cutter and pin him in surprising fashion. Camilo tried to help Los Tiburon, only to see the same thing in the crowd. Kiva, wearing a skull and bones version of his old mask sat in a black leather jacket. He slowly clapped before leaving abruptly.

-Kelly Steele and Erica were up next, with the Elevation leader all smiles. She laughed as Kelly Steele did her thing, mocking her with an air guitar. When the bell rang, Erica picked up Kelly's guitar and smashed it over her head IMMEDIATELY prompting a DQ. Erica laughed as Tracy rushed out to question the decision, before ultimately laughing as well. They both ripped off their shirts...wait...they had shirts under their shirts...that said "WrestleBound". They tore apart Havok signs and left through the crowd.

Twoson Fairgrounds - Backstage

Rose Mulligan: Whoa! What the hell ladies?! I thought we were the new Elevation?!

Tracy: Yeah...about that.

Erica: We're going home. We're going somewhere we belong, where we can be appreciated. Someplace that knows just how important Elevation has been to Women's Wrestling.

Tracy: We're done being Lady Renegades.

Bloody Rose: You traitorous bitches!

Erica: Ha! Look Mulligan, it's our former boss. Why don't you almost get her killed again? Mulligan?

Tracy: She took off SO FAST!

Bloody Rose: Don't ever expect another chance. I don't reward cowards. I beat them within an inch of their lives. In your cases, I want to take that last inch.

Tracy: The rightful people are taking their places back. Havok is going to be replaced.

Erica: You and Degrees have to wonder how safe your jobs are. After all....

Tracy: My Mother Tess and Jeff are A LOT closer to Ness. Family and all.

Bloody Rose: ....

Jeff Andonuts' Office

Tess: The hell is going on here?!

Jeff Andonuts: It's an exodus!

Degrees: Should we be worried about you two?

Tess: What why? Because of what they said? I am proud of my son, but I am dedicated to my cause. The Lady Renegades are that cause. Believe it or not.

Jeff Andonuts: My old friend is a part of a group that is going to war with something that has become very important to me. They even took my Sky Runner name and made it into something to throw back at me. I'm not alright with this. Not in the slightest.

Degrees: You brought me on to be the Renegades Boss. I want assurances from you if I'm going to keep doing this job. I've been stabbed in the back before.

Jackson Kain: Don't sweat it buddy, Jeff's on the level.

Degrees: Jackson?

Jackson Kain: I had a talk with Andonuts after you. Fought hard to lock me down to a multi-year deal. Even got me a new t-shirt.

Degrees: #PushKain...yeah...he did say he wanted that.

Jackson Kain: I'm Havok loyal. You and I came up through this system. We got our opportunities here. We have him to thank. Remember, he might be friends with those guys in WrestleBound, but he's our friend too.

Degrees: It's easy to forget sometimes. It feels like forever ago we all fought together in brightly colored spandex. Alright, I believe you.

Tess: Let Elevation go. Looks like it was a sudden decision though. They had planned on using Rose Mulligan to rebuild themselves before this. You have to wonder what else they have planned.

Jeff Andonuts: I try not to wonder it. I'm sure it's just bad.

Lady Renegades Locker Room

Lady Renegades Champion Hope Mach rushes in to see Endless M's stretching.

Endless M's: Daughter, I thought about hiding some razors in my taped fists....like a lot of them...so many razors.

Hope Mach: I don't think that's a good idea Mom.

Endless M's: ...But I already bought them.

Hope Mach: No, I mean we've got bigger problems. Dad's been abducted!

Endless M's: ...W-what? You mean...you mean like aliens?

Hope Mach: No, some guys in a van.

Endless M's: ...That's much less interesting. You put me in an interesting situation. Do I go save Trevor, or do I get my vengeance? Could I do both?

Hope Mach: Mom! I don't think you have the time!

Endless M's: .....

Hope Mach: Mom!

Endless M's: I'm thinking! Fine. Fine! FINE! Let's go save Trevor I guess!

-Rude was up next in his in ring return against Slam Master Jam. The Rulebreaker hasn't lost a step in years, making SMJ regret having to return to singles action. The STO-esque Rulebreaker finisher lead to Rude's comeback win.

Twoson Fairgrounds - Hallway Exit

Hope and M's are on the way out of the building, when a chair out of nowhere floors them both. Rose Mulligan grabs M's by her short hair.

Rose Mulligan: Bitch! Where are you going?! Elevation may be on the run, but I'm still here! I'm better than you, and I'm going to prove it!

Endless M's: See, this is why I don't like doing the "right thing".

-Rose attacked with the chair, performing several hard hitting head shots before dragging M's to the ring, to start their match. Sexy Strong Style tried to fight back, but the crimson mask was flowing, and Rose Mulligan capitalized, picking up M's for a Piledriver. A sickening thud could be heard, as M's neck cocked to the side on impact. 1-2-3! A surprise, one sided victory for Rose Mulligan, who beat the daughter of her former mentor. Bloody Rose ran out with Hope Mach and EMTs, with Mulligan laughing all the way out of the building.

Twoson Fairgrounds - Backstage

Tommy Dukes runs up to Tack Angel, as he's got his hands on his hips, staring up and to the right for some reason.

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Stephen Amell....'s second cousin of wrestling, with the "Star Prince" Tack Angel. You have a huge opportunity tonight against....excuse me...what are you looking at?

Tack Angel: The future.

Tommy Dukes: ...Oh yeah? The future's up there is it?

Tack Angel: Metaphorically.

Tommy Dukes: What's up and to the left? Metaphorically.

Tack Angel: ....You don't want to know.

Tommy Dukes: You have a chance to propel yourself back into the main event scene tonight with this match against Subculture. Is your head in the game? Are you ready?

Tack Angel: This has been a long time coming. It's time to come full circle...which would technically mean I'd be 8-bit again....but I don't know how to do that....so this will be close enough. I've been to the top and back, and I've let myself willingly fall back down to that mid card, because I didn't believe I deserved it. I beat Super Cancer. My ex-girlfriends died of broken freakin' necks. It's all comeback to me. If I survived all of that, I DO deserve at least a CHANCE at greatness. A CHANCE to inspire people. A CHANCE to fight for justice. I won't fall back this time. The era of Star Prince is looming, and it won't just be for a little while. It will be "Star Prince Forever™!!!" I gotta go. Bye.

Tommy Dukes: Uh...bye? Wait...who is that? Is that....is that famous singer Seal with Tack Angel? What could that be abou-

Retro Hippie: Tommy! Have you seen Tack?

Tommy Dukes: Yeah...he just left...with Seal.

Retro Hippie: A Seal? Like the animal?

Tommy Dukes: No, like the singer.

Retro Hippie: .....No time to figure it out. I have to tell him about Trevor!

Tommy Dukes: You might have to wait. His match........

Retro Hippie: ......

Tommy Dukes: .......

Retro Hippie: ......

Tommy Dukes: ....IS NEXT!

Retro Hippie: Why did you do that?

Tommy Dukes: I don't know.




-Semi-main event time, as "Star Prince" Tack Angel came out with a new theme song, sung live by none other than Seal. No, not the kind that evolves into Dewgong, but the actual Seal. Subculture came out with Razorblade and Maniac, but Degrees made sure that the duo were ejected from ringside to a large reaction from the Twoson Renegades. Fast action from start to finish between the strikes, but the Green Bomber was caught off guard by just how on fire the veteran Angel was. Not since the John Tack era of EBW have we seen a man of such Gary Stu tier ability. The 2-Time former World Champion was rocked with kick after kick. Subbie tried to counter with his big KO Punch, but Tack hit the high head kick seconds before Subbie could connect. He fell to his knees, where Star Prince hit him with the newly named WRIST CLUTCH STAR DRIVER for the 1-2-3! A surprisingly dominant win for a revitalized Tack Angel, who will now face his 87's stablemate Grind for the Havok World Championship!

-Main event time, as Crimson X put their Havok World Tag Team Championships on the line against the Weekend Wrecking Crew sans PT, who is in the back trying to remove a cursed belt from his waist, and Razor and Maniac of The Supremacy. Great action, that was interrupted with a split screen of EMTs not only rushing M's into an ambulance, but also finding a bloody Hashim Al-Singh on the road a ways down from the Twoson Fairgrounds. Back to the action, as Crimson X and the Crew, teamed up to toss Razorblade out of the ring to the delight of the Renegades. Maniac sneaked in to hit the Sliced Bread #2 on Amigo, with Firebrand quickly surprising him with a Crash Fire Buster for the pin, the win, and the title defense! Big win for Crimson X, and a hard night of losses for The Supremacy...who I'm sure don't feel so Supreme right now.

Jeff Andonuts' Office

Jeff Andonuts: Well, we're only sending half the roster to the hospital tonight...and one of our biggest names got kidnapped...but Subculture was humiliated by a Star Prince...gotta take the victories where we can. Take that WrestleBound!

Mr. Pirkle: Actually, we will.

Jeff Andonuts: Pirkle?

Mr. Pirkle: Andonuts. It's been a long time. Didn't I hire you as a ref once?

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah, a decade ago.

Mr. Pirkle: Has it been that long? Well, when Havok goes under, you can get your old job back I promise.

Jeff Andonuts: That's not happening. Renegade Wrestling is the way wrestling is going.

Mr. Pirkle: Meme wrestling? Ha! Don't kid yourself. We're going to give the people what they want. What you refuse to give them. Competition creates cash though if you can step up and take us on, but I don't see it happening.

Jeff Andonuts: We have the strength, the numbers, the money, and the infrastructure. We have the connections all over the world. What do you have?

Mr. Pirkle: Xcite.

Jeff Andonuts: Pardon?

Mr. Pirkle: The name Xcite, it belongs to me. I own the copyright. One of those things I never let go from my days of owning EBW. I've been making a lot of money allowing Havok to use it, but now, I'm pulling it. If you want to avoid a lawsuit...you'll cease and desist. Xcite....belongs to WrestleBound.

Havok: Xcite
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television!

1. Seppuku Squad Tag: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi[o] beat Camilo Ortega/Los Tiburon[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Erica via DQ
3. Seppuku Squad Singles: Rude beat Slam Master Jam via Rulebreaker -> Pin
4. Seppuku Squad Lady Renegades: Rose Mulligan beat Endless M's via Piledriver -> Pin
5. Havok World #1 Contender: Tack Angel beat Subculture via Star Driver -> Pin
6. Havok Tag Team Championship: Firebrand X(c)[o]/Takumi Inui(c) beat Razorblade/Maniac[x] and Kinniku Mike/Amigo via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin -> Title Defense!

?

Trevor Mach awakens to find himself jostling around on the floor of a large room. Feeling the turbulence, he can immediately tell he's on an airplane.

Trevor Mach: Ow, my head. Have I ever mentioned I don't like flying?

?: Oh, well if I cared, I might have asked.

Trevor Mach: Who is that in the shadows? You sound familiar.

?: Am I in the shadows? Boy, don't you hate that cliche? You're talking to a mystery figure, and you have NO IDEA who it is? We helped each other out, once upon a time. But then you went and fucked up an important deal, and that hurt my reputation. Imagine my surprise when I found out, and I thought we were friends.

Trevor Mach: Pablo? I quit that shit, but if I owe you money, this is all WAY too much to get it. I could've written you a check!

?: Afraid, it's not that simple.

Trevor Mach: Oh shit....Earl.

Earl: My people wanted the Wiccans controlling Summers, but instead their leader was fucking kabobed! Took some time to figure it out, but I ALWAYS get to the bottom of things, and I ALWAYS get revenge.

Trevor Mach: ...I'm also a man who enjoys revenge, but this is some J-Drama tier misunderstanding.

Earl: Maybe, but then my employers decided they wanted to put you away for a while. Here, put on this parachute. I could've let one of my men handle this for me, it's below my pay grade I feel, but I'm not the head honcho who sits on his hands...warming them with his own exhaust...while everybody else does the work. No, that's not my style.

Trevor Mach: Your style is boots and cowboy hats. You style is ridiculous.

Earl: Yeah, keep talking Mach. Make some jokes. Say something funny...while you have the chance. So listen, I got a limerick for you. "There once was a woman who was quite begat...She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat...She said it was fun at the breeding...'But found it was hell in the feeding...'When she saw there was no tit for Tat."

Trevor Mach: Pardon?

Earl: Tit for tat Mr. Mach. Tit for tat.

Suddenly, the back of the plane opens up, with the sudden vacuum pulling Mach towards the exit.

Earl: The island below you...your new home. They call it purgatory, but in the native language...when people actually lived here...it's called Lian Yu.

Earl tips his cowboy hat just as Mach clasps the parachute on and hurtles towards Lian Yu.

Saturn Dome - January 1st 2017 - 12:37 AM

The 87's, Hope Mach, Christina Angel, Iroha, and Endless M's rush to the ring, where a dumbfounded Tack Angel, Grind, Jeff Andonuts, and Degrees are standing, looking for a rift in reality itself that was there mere moments ago...

Jamie OD: Oi! The hell just happened?

Tack Angel: It went so fast...I still can't believe it myself.

Degrees: Trevor came back...just in time to throw himself into the rift.

Jeff Andonuts: That fool!

Retro Hippie: Whoa! He has been gone for over a month! Where was he?

Tack Angel: ...Didn't have enough time to say. It should have been me. I should have done. It was my job. I'm the Havok World Champion.

Grind: Whoa. That means it's your job to wrestle, not sacrifice yourself! Don't guilt trip me into wondering what I would have done had I won the match!

Hope Mach: Dad....no.

Jeff Andonuts: Everyone calm down. It might not be all that bad.

Hope Mach: Really?

Jeff Andonuts: Yes. His atoms were probably disintegrated before he felt the slightest pain.

Hope Mach: .....

Jeff Andonuts: ...Did that not help? My bed side manner is TERRIBLE!

Degrees: That's my job Jeff. Listen Hope, we-

A flash of light reappears in the center of the ring. As the crowd shield their eyes, a figure steps out of the light. Trevor Mach steps out of the light, looking different than he did just moments ago, with his hair shaved short, and his beard trimmed.

Trevor Mach: What the hell are you guys still doing here?

Tack Angel: Trevor!

Hope Mach: DAD!

Sal Paradise: How unexpected!

Jeff Andonuts: What's going on here!? What happened to you?! What did you see?!

Trevor Mach: I want to know what you're all doing here waiting for me! I left 5 months ago!

Degrees: 5 months? Trevor, it's been 5 minutes.

Trevor Mach: ....Huh?

Degrees: You've been gone 5 minutes.

Trevor Mach: .....I'm sorry say that again?

Grind: We've been standing here since you left man, which was 5 minutes ago.

Trevor Mach: ...This is going to mess with my birthday isn't it?

Jeff Andonuts: Intriguing! Time moved differently where he was.

Sal Paradise: Yeah, but where exactly was that?

Trevor Mach: Earth-3, and it...was.....AWESOME! Haha! Yeah, so get this, Earth-3 is perpetually in the 80's!

Degrees: You're kidding.

Trevor Mach: No way bro! I'm serious, it was like it was 1989 all over again! It's like I was home! By the way Tack, your doppelganger says hi.

Tack Angel: Boy, that was nice of me.

Trevor Mach: By the way, what's with all this?

Tack Angel: I'm Star Prince now.

Trevor Mach: ...That explains a few things from over there. That Tack was trying to figure out why he thought he was married to Amy, when his wife over there is named Makoto.

Tack Angel: ...Of course it is.

Hope Mach: So what did you do over there Dad?

Trevor Mach: Well, I thought I'd live the dream, and be an 80's cop! That was until I realized that Earth-3 ALSO had a Havok, and I joined up. I thought I was stuck, so I decided to try and make it as much like this life as possible. I even went to find Tali. She was still with the Mossad over there, and her wife didn't care for me very much.

Jamie OD: Wife? Nice.

Sal Paradise: What about your doppelganger?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah! You'll never guess who I was in-

Everyone: Malice Rider.

Trevor Mach: What? How did you know?

Retro Hippie: You're apparently evil in all worlds and timelines...except this one I mean.

Trevor Mach: ....Haha yeah, what's up with that? So yeah, I helped the Earth-3 Havok kill Malice Rider as he was attempting to destroy the world, although Tack got the final blow in.

Tack Angel: OH MY GOD!

Trevor Mach: After that, the Jeff Andonuts of Earth-3 managed to create a doorway for me to travel through to return home.

Hope Mach: If Earth-3 was working out so well, and it was the 80's there forever, why did you come back?

Trevor Mach: It was missing something important. Family.

Tack Angel: Welcome back buddy. I have to ask though, where were you BEFORE you went into the rift?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh yeah, I'm sure I'll tell you eventually, through a series of flashbacks that are related to events happening at the time.

Tack Angel: Oh.

Trevor Mach: Hey! You're Havok World Champion?! CONGRATULATIONS!

Tack Angel: Thanks man, that's means a lot to-

Trevor Mach: So am I!

Tack Angel: Huh?

Trevor Mach: Look! I'm the Earth-3 Havok World Champion! I even beat you to get it! Funny right?!

Tack Angel: Right...hilarious.

Trevor Mach: Now, I'm the Earth-3 Champion AND Trios Champion! So many threes!

Sal Paradise: Uh yeah...about that...we-

Jamie OD: Oi! Shut it! Hippie screwed that up, let HIM explain it!

-

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff is looking over papers with another man when Degrees comes into the room.

Degrees: Jeff, we've got to ta-who is this?

Jeff Andonuts: It's our new lawyer. Here with some bad news. As it turns out our exclusive clause with Fourside has expired. That means other promotions can run in Fourside Arena.

Degrees: Oh great, what a way to start the new year.

Jeff Andonuts: Tell me about it. We almost had a world ending event...again. We have injured and lost wrestlers....again. WrestleBound has an opening against us...again. We need to do things differently this year. I need to tighten up the roster and refocus our efforts. I have plans...lots of plans. Come in and we'll talk about it.

Degrees: Do you want to talk about this with the lawyer in the room? I mean, you already let the Fourside cat out of the bag.

Jeff Andonuts: I'm sure we can trust Narcy McTattletale.

Narcy McTatttletale: You suuuuuure can!

Degrees: *sigh*

Havok: New Game ++
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television!

0. Havok Dark Crown Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Alex Jones
1. Lady Renegades Tag: Christina Angel/Iroha vs. Lexie Bless[Debut]/Diana Brooks[Debut]
2. Singles: Severide vs. Takumi Inui
3. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Kiva
4. Havok Trios Championship: Subculture(c)/Razorblade(c)/Maniac(c) vs. Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Grind
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship Submission: Rose Mulligan(c) vs. Hope Mach

~WrestleBound NEWS UPDATE~

Nerma: Happy New Year! Great news for WrestleBound in the new year. Starting in 2017 we're bringing Xcite BACK to ENN. Yes, we thank Hulu for hosting out shows at the end of 2016, but once that trial period ended, we had offers lining up. EBW's old partners at ENN are excited to bring our product to primetime, and not only that, but it'll air opposite our "competition". For our debut on ENN, we'll be moving to the big city! That's right, we're hitting the "competition" where it hurts, traveling to Fourside! We had it on good authority that they lost their exclusive clause, and we jumped right on it! We have exclusive rights to Fourside Arena now! WrestleBound coming to Fourside for Xcite!

WrestleBound: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

1. WrestleBound No Rules Division: Ripper vs. Snakebite[Debut]
2. Tag: Muscle Mitch/Sanchez vs. Captain Strong/Franky
3. WrestleBound Sky Runner Division Non-Title: Johnny Starbound vs. Dash Midas[Debut]
4. Singles: Lucas vs. Derek Mach
5. Womens Division Singles: Tracy vs. Nanimura
6. WrestleBound Tag Team Championship Decision: Ness/Poo vs. Pokey Minch/Picky Minch






...Coming in 2017, the Bloody Revolution Returns... VBW 2017

-

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff is scribbling down notes when Endless M's kicks the door in.

Jeff Andonuts: SWEET SCIENCE! Don't you knock?!

Endless M's: You damn well that I don't!

Jeff Andonuts: How's your neck?

Endless M's: Don't you worry about it! I have questions! Where the hell is Tess? Where is my Mom? Where is Trevor? Why are you allowing my daughter to wrestle injured? That's MY job!

Jeff Andonuts: Whoa! Slow it down! What's wrong with you?

Endless M's: ...I think it's these pills...*pours bottle into mouth* they make me feel funny.

Jeff Andonuts: I don't think you're supposed to take THAT many....OR chase it with alcohol.

Endless M's: *drinking alcohol* I'm sorry what?

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Forget it. Just forget it. Look, your Mom and Tess are hunting down new talent to rebuild the division. Trevor was in another world, but now he's back, and Hope demanded the rematch.

Endless M's: Well...that answers all of my questions!

Jeff Andonuts: ...You're not going to ask more about Trevor being in another world?

Endless M's: It sounds like something he'd do. Well, I want to let you know that I'm not spending anymore time on the bench. I want back in. My neck is fine! Point me to the Seppuku Squad.

Jeff Andonuts: I fired them.

Endless M's: What?

Jeff Andonuts: Well, not you, but them.

Endless M's: ....

Jeff Andonuts: It wasn't working out! They bombed as a concept! Sure, we made some money on them, but...they were just awful. Whole thing was a mistake. I'm just dropping it.

Endless M's: ...Meh whatever.

Jeff Andonuts: Exactly.

Twoson Fairgrounds - Backstage

Amigo and Kinniku Mike are having sandwiches at catering.

Amigo: We used to be somebody Mike. We were the SURGE Generation. Remember when we were the new hotness? I miss those days.

Kinniku Mike: I have a hot wife from Edo, a nice house, a secure job and paycheck, and women want me to autograph their asses. I'm failing to see a problem with the here and now.

Amigo: Well...I'm glad it's working out for you.

Kinniku Mike: Aw come on buddy! Look on the bright side! It's a new year.

Amigo: Well...the things in my house stopped singing to me...turns out it was a concussion.

Kinniku Mike: ...Are you...are you alright now?

Amigo: Oh sure...turns out I needed to not get hit in the head for a while.

Kinniku Mike: Any urges to kill?

Amigo: Nope...just urges to eat sandwiches.

Kinniku Mike: ...That's cool man...really cool.

Amigo: I guess so.

Kinniku Mike: Well...let's just-

Amigo: Wait...what's that?

Degrees and EMTs are surrounding Hope Mach, who is laying bloody on the floor. Swift Security is pulling back new Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan.

Rose Mulligan: HAHAHA! TAKE A HINT HOPE! I BEAT YOU! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

Kinniku Mike: New Years resolution...don't piss her off.

Amigo: Exactly. *eats sandwich internally*

~Havok: New Game ++~

A packed crowd at the Twoson Fairgrounds welcomed Havok into 2017, with this special, replacing Renegade Nation for the week to initiate New Game ++! The show kicked off with the new Havok Trios Champions The Supremacy coming to the ring.

Razorblade: Well Happy 2017 everybody! Look what we have here! Didn't these belts belong to the 87's? Not anymore. We capped the year off right, by ripping these belts out of the hands of those good for nothing losers!

Maniac: All I have to say is thank you...I deserve this.

Subculture: If I could have the mic for a few moments fellas, this might take a bit actually, as I'm got a few things to say. 2016 was supposed to be my year. I had finally climbed back from the bottom to become Havok World Champion once again. The Streetdog had become King, and all was right with the universe. Did it last? Hell no it didn't, because Grind wanted to go on a nostalgia trip, and remember that one time he was actually relevant. They kept me out of the title picture, even after I brought the 87's to their knees. As a final parting shot for the year, we took their precious Trios titles. I personally wanted this one. It's Trevor Mach's old belt. See this? The name plate is still on it. We had to pry it out of the hands of that Hippie, but it's a prize none the less. Apparently, he moved on to bigger and better things after all. We have ourselves two World Champions now. The Havok World Championship of Two Earths as it were. If you won't give me the title shot I deserve, maybe it's time I become the champ of a whole other Earth! Maybe I-

Trevor Mach: I'M BAAAAACK! YOU MISS ME SUBBIE?!

Subculture: You should've stayed gone! You're in for a world of hurt.

Trevor Mach: That's cute. The things I've seen recently...the horrors of the island...gazing into the infinite and having it stare right back at me...it changes a person...makes them hungry....I think I put on like 10lbs since I got back.

Subculture: Please, enough of the banter! I cringe every time you open your mouth! I'm sick of it!

Trevor Mach: And I'm sick of you sucking up airtime with your whining. You know on Earth-3 you're actually an alright dude, but here, you're piss and moan like a bitch!

Subculture: You don't want to hear it either? Fine, let's settle it another way. I want a shot at the Havok World Championship!

Trevor Mach: You're gonna have to talk to Star Prince about that one.

Subculture: You know what I mean! The Earth-3 Championship!

Trevor Mach: One matter at a time Subbie! See, I wasn't around to lose those Trios titles, and I want mine back! You're getting your smelly, sweaty boxing glove hands all over my nice belto. We're coming for those, Sal, Jamie, and I. Maybe when it's over, we'll talk about this prize right here. Peace out!

Subculture: *sigh* What a stupid moron.

Trevor Mach: I heard that!

Subculture: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!

-Opening match of the show saw Alex Jones, the humble water filter salesman turned wrestler take on Magnum PT for the Dark Crown Championship. He was accompanied by Cpt. Storm and Zap Rowsdower, the team now known as Super Male Vitality. PT was more than happy to work out a plan to give the title to Jones, but the beefy man ripped off his shirt, calling PT a lizard communist trying to inject him with estrogen. This is a good way to start the year I think. PT was in control, looking to win the match and pass off the curse, but accidentally elbowed the ref during a flurry and got himself DQ'd. PT remains cursed with the Dark Crown Championship.

Interview Stahe

A stage was set up in the crowd of people, with Tommy Dukes standing by...

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Ernest Hemingway of Wrestling, and I'm pleased to be joined by the NEW Havok World Champion Tack Angel!

Tack Angel: The stars have aligned, and I am back on top!

Tommy Dukes: The end of the year got very interesting for you, starting with this new facet of your personality. We figured out a little bit about where that came from, but why don't you elaborate.

Tack Angel: It's not what you think it is. People think I am this was because of Earth-3, but that's not true at all. I am who I am because it's who I always was. It was revealed to me. You know how Trevor Mach is always Malice wherever he goes, well I was always destined to be Star Prince, it was only a matter of time.

Tommy Dukes: Wow, so you're saying the Star Prince is here to stay?

Tack Angel: Yes.

Tommy Dukes: That's it? No big declaration? Just...yes?

Tack Angel: That's right.

Tommy Dukes: Alright then, let's talk about-

Tack Angel: I have to go. I have a match tonight. Goodbye.

Tommy Dukes: Oh...well bye.

-The next match saw the former Lady Renegades tag champions Future Literally take on the debuting team of Lexie Bless and Diana Brooks, the Muscle Pixies, named that because they are both very short, and Brooks is very muscular, it pretty much writes itself. A fantastic new team to hit Havok, and rumor is that a bidding war may have been in place between Havok and WrestleBound. Iroha, still reeling from the title loss, suffered another defeat, when Diana Brooks hit a very unique Handstand corner foot choke to force a Referee Stoppage. Great initial showing for the Muscle Pixies.

-Rising Sun ruined a tag team championship bout at Last Clash, making it clear they have their sights set on the belts, and will go after them no matter the cost. The two brawlers sparked the ire of Crimson X, the reigning champs, leading to this singles bout against Severide and Takumi Inui. Great action from both men, with Severide pumping up the brutality, keeping Takumi on the mat with his ground and pound, and working over his legs with submissions, keeping him from hitting the kicks. Takumi did managed to land his Heart Punch late in the bout, but Severide hit the ropes and came back with a KO Punch for the 1-2-3. Surprise win for Severide, given how on fire Takumi was in 2016.

-Jackson Kain capped off a huge 2016 by claiming the Havok Television Championship. He immediately put the title on the line against Dragon Shiryu, Camilo Ortega, and Kiva in a dangerous 4-way battle. The risks were high, but the Superstar was ready for the challenge. The Dark Kiva was unpredictable in the match, seemingly not caring about the title, trying to keep Ortega out of the ring instead to brawl on the outside. Shiryu fell out of the ring in an odd spot that Camilo took advantage of, jumping back into the ring to hit the STO Bomber on Kain for the near fall. Later, as Jackson Kain lined Shiryu up for the Shadow Kick, Kiva tossed Camilo into the way, leading to him eating the kick instead and the pin. An off title bout, and more curious actions from Kiva.

Twoson Fairgrounds - Backstage

Dragon Shiryu is feeling the wall as he tries to make it back to the locker room. Takumi rushes to him.

Takumi Inui: Shiryu, are you alright?

Dragon Shiryu: I have failed. I keep failing. I have never tracked down the true Hades. I failed to win the Television title for Athena. I can't even se-

Takumi Inui: What were you going to say?

Dragon Shiryu: *sigh* I can't see my friend.

Takumi Inui: You...you can't see? I thought you said you were fine. You said the fireball just grazed your-

Dragon Shiryu: Forgive me...I just didn't want you to worry.

Takumi Inui: .....

Twoson Fairgrounds - 87's Locker Room

The 87's are gearing up for their matches, when Hashim Al-Singh comes in.

Hashim Al-Singh: It's good to see you all again!

Trevor Mach: Hashman!

Sal Paradise: There he is!

Jamie OD: Oi! Who is that again?

Retro Hippie: Oh great...it's this guy again.

Hashim Al-Singh: I'm glad to see the team together. Last thing I remembered was Trevor being kidnapped.

Trevor Mach: I was more like mannapped, but go on.

Hashim Al-Singh: I heard about what happened. You have my condolences my friend. I fear I put you on this path.

Trevor Mach: ...Twas destiny that sent me to the island....*shudders*

Hashim Al-Singh: What happened on that isl-

Sal Paradise: We tried asking him that. He's more prone to talk about his time on Earth-3.

Jamie OD: Yeah, a real chatty cathy about that!

Hashim Al-Singh: Well, I just wanted to say my farewells.

Trevor Mach: Farewell? Where you going Hashy?

Hashim Al-Singh: My people need me back home. I was a fool to come back in the first place. We began a mission that was supposed to change the world, but the world saved itself for once. I'm sorry.

Trevor Mach: Hey man, you brought me back from the brink. You helped change my outlook on a lot of stuff. I'm in your debt. If you ever need me for anything, you let me know.

Hashim Al-Singh: Actually, I could use cab fare.

Trevor Mach: Absolutely! Hippie, give him money!

Retro Hippie: .....Fine.

On the way to the ring, the 87's Trios team ran into Tack Angel.

Trevor Mach: Star Prince!

Tack Angel: You can still just call me Tack.

Trevor Mach: But Star Prince is such a cooler name. I always knew you were destined for great things brother.

Tack Angel: Oh yeah? Why is that?

Trevor Mach: Well for one, your teeth are whiter than mine. Normally I hate that, but not this time.

Tack Angel: Oh..right...thanks. I'm just glad you're back.

Trevor Mach: Me too, you're much more fun than your Earth-3 counterpart.

Tack Angel: Oh yeah?

Trevor Mach: That guy is no Oppai Admiral like you are. He's not even a motorboating sailor! Guy is obsessed with feet.

Tack Angel: How horrifying.

Trevor Mach: Right! Mine was obsessed with genocide, so I guess your fetish wasn't AS BAD.

Tack Angel: Still terrible though. Again, I'm glad you're back, but I'm curious as to why you brought the Earth-3 Championship with you.

Trevor Mach: I got my reasons...first of all I won it fair and square...and I don't just give that shit up. It's going to be interesting to add to my wiki page.

Sal Paradise: It'll be like a World Championship reign, but with an asterisk next to it?

Jamie OD: Asterisk? What is that, Latin for ass?

Trevor Mach: Besides now, we're the Twin World Champions! Besties with the best belts! Bosom Belt Buddies!

Tack Angel: I do like bosoms.

Trevor Mach: That's classic Star Prince right there! Good luck buddy!

Tack Angel: Good luck buddy.

-The Trios Championship rematch was up next, with Trevor Mach returning to join LoveKick against The Supremacy. A much more competitive match, but not without controversy. As Trevor Mach recovered from a spill onto the outside, a fan in a hoodie slashed him on the cheek with a blade. As Swift Security chased them down Subculture managed to lay into the bleeding Mach with the KO Punch and the Counter Culture to score the pin and the title defense. After the match, Subculture demanded a shot at Earth-3's Havok World Championship. Just who was it that attacked Trevor Mach?

-Tack Angel and Grind tore down the house at Last Clash, but not literally, because people might have died. Hard to say whether they topped it or not, but the two put on a world class battle for the most coveted title in Earth-1. Grind pulled out all the stops to try and win the title back from the Star Prince, but Tack came back with his devastating CONSTELLATION CLUTCH STAR DRIVER for the pin 1-2-3 and the title defense! Grind again showed that he had beaten his demons by congratulating Tack on the win. Grind needed help to the back, so Tack personally helped him up as the two went to the back to loud Renegade support in crowd.

-The Lady Renegades Championship Submission bout would be the main event, but earlier actions left the certainty of this match up in the air. Rose Mulligan came out laughing with her new Championship, claiming to be the best, and the true legacy of what Bloody Rose "used to be". She decided that since Hope was out of action now, she would name her own opponent. Enter Queen Bolshoi. Bolshoi and Queen Bolshoi came out on unicycles, looking quite shocked that the Queen had suddenly gotten this shot. She tried to hand her opponent a blue rose, but Rose shoved THAT rose back into her face and began the beat down. The Submission rule was still in effect, with Rose trapping Queen Bolshoi in the Bloody Crossface for the Submission and the title defense.

As Rose Mulligan celebrated, Hope Mach's music played to a thunderous crowd reaction. The limping former champion shook off EMTs as she ran into the ring, demanding the match go forward. Rose backed off, and pretended to be leaving, but clocked Hope with the belt before agreeing to the match. Championship match back on!

-Rose was in firm control, as Hope tried to fight back. Bloody bandaged suggested considerable blood loss, coming from a newly stitched up head gash, that Mulligan worked to reopen. Hope had the crowd on her side and tried to rally a comeback, but the blood loss left her weak, and she fell prey to the Bloody Crossface. Hope passed out from the pain, leaving the referee to stop the match, and award the win and the title defense to Rose Mulligan. As she celebrated, Endless M's ran out with a chair, tossing it into Rose's hands, and clobbering it with the Rolling M's, busting the chair into Rose's face, leaving her with a bleeding fat lip. She rolled out of the ring, clutching her title belt, as Endless M's made it clear that she wanted the next shot at Rose Mulligan.

Havok: New Game ++
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television!

0. Havok Dark Crown Championship: Alex Jones beat Magnum PT(c) via DQ -> Curse Remains!
1. Lady Renegades Tag: Lexie Bless[Debut]/Diana Brooks[Debut][o] beat Christina Angel/Iroha[x] via Handstand corner foot choke -> Referee Stoppage
2. Singles: Severide beat Takumi Inui via KO Punch -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) beat Dragon Shiryu, Camilo Ortega[x], and Kiva via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok Trios Championship: Subculture(c)[o]/Razorblade(c)/Maniac(c) beat Trevor Mach[x]/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) beat Grind via CONSTELLATION CLUTCH STAR DRIVER -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6a. Havok Lady Renegades Championship Submission: Rose Mulligan(c) beat Queen Bolshoi via Bloody Crossface -> Submission -> Title Defense!
6b. Havok Lady Renegades Championship Submission: Rose Mulligan(c) beat Hope Mach via Bloody Crossface -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!

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Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Nerma: Hello Wrestling fans! Nerma here, and I'm moving up in the world! Not only am I here to cover to WrestleBound, from now on referred to as WBPW, cause it's easier....to type, but I'll also cover other promotions that are springing up from time to time. 2017 is a resurging year for Wrestling, and our new home here on ENN wants to embrace that, and return it to the way it was before it was homogenized by...that one promotion I used to work for. We saw new debuts on Xcite in Fourside, like Snakebite, a large man in camo pants, covered in scars and body tats. He took the possibly zombie Ripper though a Burning Table to win the first match of the No Rules Division. Newcomer Dash Midas, a man with a flair for gold, from his tights to tassels, pulled off the upset on Johnny Starbound to become the NEW WBPW Sky Runner Champion. Tracy and Nanimura were attacked by Ripper Jane, leading to a No Contest. She's apparently making her mark. The main event saw WBPW Grand Champion Ness and Poo beat the Minch Brothers to become the first WBPW Tag Team Champions, making the legend Ness a Double Champion! A great WBPW debut in Fourside. We filled up the place, in case THEY doubted we could.

WBPW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

1. WBPW No Rules Division: Snakebite[Debut] beat Ripper via Powerbomb through Burning Table -> Pin
2. Tag: Muscle Mitch[o]/Sanchez beat Captain Strong[x]/Franky via Muscle Buster -> Pin
3. WBPW Sky Runner Division Non-Title: Dash Midas[Debut] beat Johnny Starbound via Golden Gutbuster -> Pin -> NEW WBPW Sky Runner Champion!
4. Singles: Derek Mach beat Lucas via Chaos Theory -> Pin
5. Womens Division Singles: Tracy vs. Nanimura ended in No Contest
6. WBPW Tag Team Championship Decision: Ness/Poo[o] beat Pokey Minch[x]/Picky Minch via Starstorm OMEGA -> Pin -> 1st WrestleBound Tag Team Champions!

Nerma: We move on to the return of VBW, that saw old talent return, and new talent surprise. A huge name in Kyo returned to wrestling, beating Curry Man in a crazy match. Brash, leather jacket clad Maverick Valentine made his VBW debut by beating veteran Bob the Uber Blob in an Exploding Landmine match, a staple of the bloody promotion. CP Munk returned to wrestling as well, beating VBW legend J-Rock to become the first VBW Insane Pain Champion! He dedicated the win to a certain "Star Prince" who he blames for ruining his life, vowing to one day shove the title down his throat.

VBW 1
Threed High School Gymnasium, Threed
Twitch

1. Tag: Kamikaze Clown A[o]/Kamikaze Clown B beat Masked Kid/Foo[x] via Whoopie Cushion Senton -> Pin
2. Exploding Landmine: Maverick Valentine beat Bob the Uber Blob -> Exploding Superplex -> Pin
3. No Rules Singles: Kyo beat Curry Man via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin
4. VBW Insane Pain Championship Decision: CP Munk beat J-Rock via Go2Munk -> Pin -> 1st VBW Champion!

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Russell Nash of Wrestling, and if you don't know that reference, you need to see more movies involving immortals taking heads off. So yeah, real nice of you Nerma, to turn your back on us like that. Swift?

Swift: You know what you did. >:C

Tommy Dukes: Thank you Swift. Yeah, we have cable, we saw the ENN debut of Xcite, and then we saw your little spiel about the "competition". Well Nerma, I think you need to remember that Havok is the true successor to EBW, and this company gave you a job for years. A livelihood. Havok put food on your table...and yes...it may have almost lead to the apocalypse on more than one occasion...but....EBW did that too so....this isn't a good argument. Look, the point is, if you want to play hardball, we'll play hardball. Havok initiated the No Risk, No Glory Tour this last weekend, hitting up the outskirts of Fourside in the Dusty Dunes Desert, cause we're apparently not ALLOWED in Fourside anymore! We also traveled back to Threed, and ensured that Threed is neutral territory. Anyone can run a show there. We saw some interesting matches up and down the card, with some of the younger names getting a shot at the veterans and title holders.

Havok: No Risk, No Glory Tour
Dusty Dunes Desert
Renegade Television!

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Lexi Bless beat Iroha via Snap DDT -> Pin
2. Singles: Amigo beat Bashin Dan -> via Olympic Slam -> Pin
3. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Maniac via Mach The Revenge(pull in knee strike) -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Endless M's beat Queen Bolshoi via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
5. Singles: Firebrand X beat Takuma Tsurugi via DQ
6. Havok Clash Championship: Black Knight 2000(c) beat Benjamin via Spear -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Havok: No Risk, No Glory Tour
Threed Zombie U, Threed
Renegade Television!

1. Lady Renegades Singles: Christina Angel beat Zombie Karen via Angel Driver -> Pin
2. Singles: Grind beat Slam Master Jam via Rolling SSP -> Pin
3. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain beat Zap Rowsdower via Shadow Kick -> Pin
4. Tag: Sal Paradise[o]/Jamie OD beat Camilo Ortega/Los Tiburon[x] via Brainbuster -> Pin
5. Singles: Takumi Inui beat Severide via DQ
6. Non-Title Singles: Tack Angel beat Bashin Dan via Star Driver -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Of course, this will lead to a No Risk, No Glory Special, taking place LIVE in Fiville, at the Five Guys Arena. Yeah, that's right, our first special will NOT be New Year Rising this year....our "competition"....claimed rights to that too. Guys, we really need to lock this stuff down. That's fine, you can have our sloppy seconds. You might think you're "liberators", but you're just "fakers". Don't worry though Renegades, because we just accomplished a massive coup. We may be barred from Onett and Fourside, but we have barred YOU from Fiville. A bigger city, with a rabid fanbase ready and waiting for us. Don't forget, we also hail from Saturn City...which is like...the biggest city. So big, it's not even named after a number...cause the number would be too big. So take that! Even better, on this special the Havok World Championship of Two Worlds will BOTH be on the line! BEAT THAT! We'll see before that though for Renegade Nation, which we plan on keeping that card a mystery. It'll be the first week we go head to head with the other guys on ENN. Let's see what you do, when you don't know what to prepare for.

No Risk, No Glory Theme Song: Yo2l-esBQq4

Havok: No Risk, No Glory Special
Fiville Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television!

1. Havok Earth-3 World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Subculture
2. Havok Earth-1 World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. TBA

Threed Newspaper: The Daily Fly Honey

3'dPW: Show 1
Threed Circus Grounds

1. Tag: Rains[o]/Nosan beat Fuel/Ultimo Tiger[x] via Punch x Punch x SUPERMAN PUNCH x Spear -> Pin
2. 3'dPW King of Peppers Chmpionship: Zombie Art Donovan beat Curry Man via Weighing Question -> Submission -> 1st 3'dPW King of Peppers Champion!
3. 3'dPW Open Species Championship: Cure Danny beat Salsa via Rainbow Aegis -> Pin -> 1st 3'dPW Open Species Champion!

Mushroom Kingdom Gazette

Jumpman Pro
Toad Town, Mushroom Kingdom
Lakituvision

1. "Top Troopas" Tag: Koopa Troopa Phil[o]/Koopa Troopa Colt beat Hammer Bro #1/Hammer Bro #2[x] via Go 2 Shell -> Pin
2. "Mario's Best Buddy" Singles: Geno beat Mallow via Wishing Star Press -> Pin
3. "Spring to the Titles" Jumpman Pro 2-Player Championships: Wario/Waluigi[o] beat Bowser/Wart[x] via Roll Up -> Pin -> 1st Jumpman Pro 2-Player Champions!
4. "Nintendo or Ninteldo" 6-Man Tag: Mario/Sonic[o]/Tails beat Marcus/Gear/Til[x] via Spin Dash -> Pin -> Ninteldo no longer Canon!

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

WBPW: Gutsy Bat Returns Tour
Onett Main Street

1. Sky Runner Division Singles: Coatimundi Man beat Bushi Mifune via High Fly Flow -> Pin
2. Singles: Franky beat Cyrus Localguy via Come out Swinging -> Pin
3. Women's Singles: Ripper Jane beat Kei Akiyama via Hell Claw -> Submission
4. Singles: Poo beat Super 3D via Starstorm OMEGA -> Pin
5. WBPW Grand Championship: Ness(c) beat Pokey Minch via PK Rockin -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Coming Soon...

The Return of P+P!

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Havok: Renegade Nation
Summers Arena, Summers
Renegade Television!

1. 10-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Grind/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Zap Rowsdower/Cpt. Storm/Alex Jones/Slam Master Jam/Los Tiburon
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Iroha vs. Momo Miyuki
3. Singles: Amigo vs. Maniac
4. Havok Television Championship: Dark Kiva(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
5. Havok Earth-1 World Decision: Razorblade vs. Jackson Kain vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Kinniku Mike
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship No Rules: Firebrand X(c)/Takumi Inui(c) vs. Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
7. Lady Renegades Trios -Prelude to Killer Queen-: Endless M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Rose Mulligan/?/?

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

WBPW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

0. Dark Match Debut Singles: Tyler "Stud Money" Bonafacelli vs. Havitas
1. WBPW Tag Team #1 Contender: Orange Kid/Apple Kid vs. Shark  #1/Shark #2 vs. Muscle Mitch/Sanchez
2. WBPW Women's Grand Championship Eliminator: Tracy vs. Ripper Jane
3. Singles: Derek Mach vs. Cade Lofton
4. WBPW Women's Grand Championship Eliminator: Paula vs. Erica
5. Non-Title 3-Way: Dash Midas vs. Johnny Starbound vs. ?
6. WBPW Tag Team Championships: Ness(c)/Poo(c) vs. ?/?

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Summers Arena - 87's Locker Room

Star Prince Tack Angel is wrapping up his ankles, when a figure walks into the room.

Deacon Cutter: It's funny how easy it is to get in and out of these places. Where I'm from, security was a little tighter.

Tack Angel: You? Look, I don't who you are, but you've drawn Trevor's ire, and that means you've drawn my ire...as far as my ire can be drawn.

Deacon Cutter: I'm from that other place. I told you that already.

Tack Angel: Yeah, but what do you want?

Deacon Cutter: Your buddy has something that belongs to me, that's why I came here, however I think I'll stay. I like it here.

Tack Angel: We probably already have one of you here, we don't need another.

Deacon Cutter: You DID have another me here. He worked at a Hot Topic, and I killed him.

Tack Angel: ....

Deacon Cutter: Thinking about stopping me? Don't. Throw that thought out. Never think it again. It won't work. It didn't work out well for you last time either.

Tack Angel: What?

Deacon Cutter: He didn't tell you? Ahahahaha! You need to ask your best buddy! *lights cigarette*

Tack Angel: Hey....no smoking in here.

Summers Arena - Jeff Andonuts office

Degrees: So why do you have an identical office everywhere we go?

Jeff Andonuts: What do you mean?

Tess: It's a good question. I don't even have an office, and yet you have the exact same office wherever we go. Even that plant over there is the same. Do you take all this stuff with you?

Jeff Andonuts: ...If I said that my office exists in a pocket dimension, would you stop asking about it?

Degrees: Yes. I'd rather not know the truth actually.

Jeff Andonuts: Yes...that's not the truth...I was kidding...yes.

Degress: This is a big night Jeff. WBPW is pulling out all the stops this week. Last week our ratings took a hit, but we managed to keep it above the same time last year, so we need to start the show in a big way.

Jeff Andonuts: Say no more! The 87's are opening the show in action tonight, so the Renegades won't want to miss it.

Tess: You're talking right now. People who tune in will see this first.

Jeff Andonuts: ....You're right! Quick! Cut to the matches! Start the show!



-The 87's were in full force rolling over the team of Super Male Vitality, Slam Master Jam, and Los Tiburon. A hot way to open the show, with the World Champions of Two Earths keeping all eyes on Renegade Television! Great match, with Grind getting the pin on SMJ after the Rolling SSP. A good win for the 87's unit, but the revelry turned to anger, when Subculture jumped out of the crowd and clapped Mach in the ears, something which caught him off guard and forced him to the ground. A simple action, but as Tack and Sal picked him up they noticed Trevor's ear's bleeding badly.

-Former Lady Renegades Tag Champion Iroha faced current champ Momo Miyuki in Singles action next. The slender priestess ugh tried to hold her own, but Momo trapped her in a Front Sleeper and submitted her fairly early. Hard loss for Iroha.

-Amigo and Maniac battled it out in Singles action, but it was another short match. While Momo made short work of Iroha, Maniac got himself disqualified after attacking Amigo with a chair. Kinniku Mike tried to make the save only for Razorblade to follow him out and attack him with a chair as well.

-The new Television Champion Dark Kiva faced former ally Camilo Ortega in a title bout next. Ortega had the match in hand, but a low blow from Dark Kiva and a Pele Kick, lead to the Kiva Dive and the pin. A tainted title defense for Dark Kiva.

-A 4-way battle between Razorblade, Jackson Kain, Dragon Shiryu, and Kinniku Mike would determine Tack Angel's opponent for No Risk, No Glory, and would be a chance at redemption for three former champions, while a huge opportunity for Dragon Shiryu, who continues to wrestle despite being blinded by a fireball. Kinniku Mike was still hurting from the attack earlier in the night, leaving Kain the most able bodied to take on the Razor. Maniac of The Supremacy continued to cause trouble in the evening, when he assisted Razorblade with incapacitating Jackson Kain for a Pile Driver and the 1-2-3. Razorblade will take on Tack Angel at No Risk, No Glory, for the Havok Earth-1 World Championship.

Summers Arena - Backstage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Harte Fauste of Wrestling, and I'm joined by Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan. Now Rose, I've been trying to get an interview with you for some time. You've caused no shortage of controversy lately.

Rose Mulligan: I did what I had to do. I got her attention didn't I? I did whatever it took to get to this title. I went after Bloody Rose, and her entire family. I am the one and only person capable of such a feat. The entire Bloody Rose legacy is crushed. Why do you think she sent her daughter after me? Why do you think she's gone "scouting for new talent" right now? It's because I surpassed her. I didn't give you an interview, because you don't deserve one. None of you took me seriously, and no one understands just how much this division needs me. I'm tired of being relegated to a "division" too. When I was training under Bloody Rose, it was to become the Ace of our own promotion, but instead it's back to sharing the spotlight. We'll just have to rip the spotlight away.

Tommy Dukes: Well, you certainly have our attention now Rose. I have one more thing to ask you. Your mystery partners tonight...who are they?

Rose Mulligan: Wouldn't you like to know?

Tommy Dukes: I would...that's why I asked...Rose? Where you going Rose? Rose? She's not going to tell me.

Producer Steve: Well what did you expect Dukes. Come on!

Tommy Dukes: Don't talk down to me STEVE!

-The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line, with Crimson X defending against the upstart new team Last Sunrise. The brawlers of Last Sunrise were in their element in this No Rules match up, meaning they could get away with any of their brutal tactics, which played into the finish of he match. Severide, already a heavy hitter, pulled out a pair of brass knuckles to clobber Firebrand X, cracking his mask and felling him for the 1-2-3. Surprise upset, with Last Sunrise claiming the Havok World Tag Team Championships.

Summers Arena - Rooftop

Trevor Mach is staring out at the sunset as Tack Angel approaches.

Trevor Mach: Sup bro?

Tack Angel: Nothing on my end...what are you doing up here, and what was up with that attack earlier?

Trevor Mach: A little carry over from something that happened on Earth-3. I was a little too close to an explosion, and it burst my ear drums. It still messes with my equilibrium, SOMEBODY must have told bastard Subbie!

Tack Angel: That's not good. But still, what are you doing up here?

Trevor Mach: Just...thinking I guess.

Tack Angel: About?

Trevor Mach: ...Being in two different places. I'm glad to be back...but I wonder about what I left behind.

Tack Angel: What DID you leave behind?

Trevor Mach: ...*sigh* Trouble...just trouble.

Deacon Cutter: Trouble followed you remember?

Trevor Mach: Cutter.

Tack Angel: Hey, what did I say about the smoking?!

Deacon Cutter: ...We're outside.

Tack Angel: ...I just don't like it.

Deacon Cutter: The righteous Star Prince, ever the boy scout. I bet that's something true of every Tack Angel in the multiverse.

Tack Angel: ...I feel bad for them.

Deacon Cutter: I would too. I bet they're all cursed the same way you are.

Tack Angel: What am I cursed with?

Deacon Cutter: Him.

Tack Angel: Trevor?

Deacon Cutter: Mach is a blight, and I'd be happy to cut him out of this world...or we could just do this all over again.

Trevor Mach: Not happening pal! I remember your moves, and everything you did, and things I forgot...I wrote on my hand...which I've since washed...dammit!

Deacon Cutter: We spent a lot of time trying to kill each other Mach. You ready to finish it?

Tack Angel: He was only gone 5 months though.

Deacon Cutter: 5 months? Is that what he told you? Think again. Try 5 years.

Tack Angel: 5 YEARS?!

Trevor Mach: And the cat's out of the bag.

Tack Angel: Trevor?! Why didn't you tell us?!

Trevor Mach: Uh..well...the Jeff Andonuts of Earth-3 said that uh...what was it...uh due to time running differently to my biology I only aged 5 months, even though I was there 5 years, which was 5 minutes here. Plus, that Oliver guy I was telling you about told me I should lie about shit to protect friends and family.

Tack Angel: That's a terrible idea. How does that even work?

Trevor Mach: I..I don't know.

Tack Angel: Dude, I don't think you should do that.

Trevor Mach: Alright! No more lies!

Deacon Cutter: So then tell him what happened. Tell him what became of Star Prince in Earth-3.

Trevor Mach: Son of a bitch Deacon!

Tack Angel: What happened? Trevor, what happened to me...him.

Trevor Mach: You kinda...sorta...died.

Tack Angel: What?! Wait...don't tell me...wheat thresher?

Deacon Cutter: Nope...it was a boom...a BIG BOOM...by yours truly.

Tack Angel: You blew me up?

Trevor Mach: ...Turns out...there was a bomb. My bad.

Tack Angel: ...Well...huh...

Trevor Mach: To be fair you MIGHT not be dead there! No one could find the body.

Tack Angel: ...That's reassuring...I guess.

Deacon Cutter: Well, my work is done. I've got places to go, people to maim.

Tack Angel: ....Wait...did he just say he was going to maim people?! No time to sulk! We gotta track him down! Trevor? Trevor, where did you go? He's...he's gone too.

Trevor Mach: No, I'm still here. I had to go take piss off the side of the building. It was pretty good.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack...we did save people...him and I. We saved the hostages.

Tack Angel: ...Well...it was worth it then. Anything else you want to tell me about your 5 years on Earth-3?

Trevor Mach: ....Not at the moment, but I'm sure it'll come up at an inopportune times.

Tack Angel: ...Looking forward to it.

-It was now main event time, as Endless M's, Hope Mach, and Christina Angel joined forces to take on Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan and two mystery partners for another prelude to the upcoming Killer Queen Tournament. Rose's entourage were wearing full body red and white costumes to conceal themselves completely. M's looked like she could care less as she came out swinging and swinging hard. Intense from start to finish, however he match itself was overshadowed by the shock of the finish. Christina Angel was in the ring with Rose Mulligan, who controlled her on the ground. She tagged out to one of the other members of her team, while she and the other shrouded wrestlers went to the outside to mix it up with the mother daughter duo. Christina Angel missed a high kick, and ate a slam for her troubles. The fighting outside stopped when the opponent lifted Christina into the Shredding Backbreaker, and pinned her for the win. M's and Hope looked on in shock as she removed her mask to reveal Kelly Steele had gotten the win. The other masked competitor attacked from behind and ripped off her mask, revealing Momo Miyuki. Rose Mulligan, Kelly Steele, and Momo Miyuki all entered the ring held up the Lady Renegades Championship and the tag belts. A new powerful trio has emerged in Havok.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Summers Arena, Summers
Renegade Television!

1. 10-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Grind[o]/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Zap Rowsdower/Cpt. Storm/Alex Jones/Slam Master Jam[x]/Los Tiburon via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Momo Miyuki beat Iroha via Front Sleeper -> Submission
3. Singles: Amigo beat Maniac via DQ
4. Havok Television Championship: Dark Kiva(c) beat Camilo Ortega via Kiva Dive -> Title Defense!
5. Havok Earth-1 World Decision: Razorblade beat Jackson Kain[x], Dragon Shiryu, and Kinniku Mike via Piledriver -> Pin
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship No Rules: Severide[o]/Takuma Tsurugi beat Firebrand X(c)[x]/Takumi Inui(c) via Loaded KO Punch -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!
7. Lady Renegades Trios -Prelude to Killer Queen-: Rose Mulligan/Kelly Steele[o]/Momo Miyuki beat Endless M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel[x] via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin

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WBPW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

0. Dark Match Debut Singles: Tyler "Stud Money" Bonafacelli beat Havitas via Stud Stunner -> Pin
1. WBPW Tag Team #1 Contender: Muscle Mitch[o]/Sanchez beat Orange Kid[x]/Apple Kid and Shark #1/Shark #2 via Fisherman Buster -> Pin
2. WBPW Women's Grand Championship Eliminator: Tracy beat Ripper Jane via DQ
3. Singles: Derek Mach beat Cade Lofton via Referee Stoppage
4. WBPW Women's Grand Championship Eliminator: Paula beat Erica via Sharpshooter -> Submission
5. Non-Title 3-Way: Rey Dorado<P+P>[o] beat Dash Midas[x] and Johnny Starbound via Dorado Driver -> Pin
6. WBPW Tag Team Championships: Ness(c)[o]/Poo(c) beat Muscle Mitch/Sanchez[x] via PK Rockin -> Pin -> Title Defense!

-In the main event, Ness, Poo, Franky, and The Sharks reformed Metal Rush, with a promise to take charge of WBPW, raise the bar, and take the fight to Havok, and anyone within the company that wants a shot at the top.

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Saturn City General Hospital

Tack Angel is nervously pacing back and forth in the waiting room. Christina Angel is trying not to nod off while holding the baby version of herself. Strangely, no paradox occurs.

Tack Angel: I can't believe it. It's too soon, it's way too soon.

Christina Angel: Dad, you're worrying too much, they said it was normal. This happens sometimes. Where I come from, it happened with me.

Tack Angel: And I'm sure future me would have been able to handle that, but I'm not him...I'm me...which is him...but not yet? I don't know, I haven't figured out how to do this with you yet. I'm still learning. I mean we had Christina and then you...also Christina..appeared and I had to learn to be a Dad for newborn AND a 19 year old. I'm 31, that's only 12 years older than you. I've never been sure how to do all of this.

Christina Angel: If anyone can be a father of three, it's the Star Prince.

Tack Angel: I thought I had more time to figure this all out. I was busy reaching for the stars. I tried to talk to Trevor and Tali about this even, that's how desperate I was! I asked them about relationship building and they went on about love hotels!

Christina Angel: What? Oh..."relationship" "building".

Tack Angel: "Yes."

Christina Angel: Dad, you're amazing, don't worry about it. I don't think anyone ever totally gets the whole parent thing down. It seems like something that you keep learning about through the whole experience.

Tack Angel: ...You're quite sensible. You got that from Amy you know.

1 Hour Later

A doctor comes out to speak to Tack Angel. The Havok locker room has joined him by this point, waiting anxiously for the big announcement.

Doctor: Uh...I don't know how to really tell you this.

Tack Angel: What? What is it?

Doctor: Well...rather than explain...I'll just show you.

The doctor presents the brand new child....who is the spitting image of Kinniku Mike.

Tack Angel: WHAT?! WHHAAAAT?!? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kinniku Mike quickly wakes up screaming in the waiting room.

Kinniku Mike: *panting* Wh-what the hell was that? Why did I have that dream?!

Amigo: Mike? You alright?

Kinniku Mike: Uh...yeah...I just...need to figure some shit out I guess.

A doctor comes out to speak to Tack Angel. The The Havok locker room has joined him by this point, waiting anxiously for the big announcement.

Tack Angel: Well? What's going on?

Doctor: Uh...I don't how to tell you this.

Kinniku Mike: Oh no...the nightmare becomes reality.

Amigo: What?

Tack Angel: Doc, what's wrong?

Doctor: Well...it's...your daughter.

Tack Angel: ...I have another daughter? I have another daughter!

Doctor: She's fine...very healthy for a premature delivery, and your wife is fine as well.

Tack Angel: Then what's wrong?

Doctor: It's about your daughter....she's....8-bit.

Tack Angel: ...That runs in the family.

Doctor: ...You're not concerned?

Tack Angel: Why should I be? I was 8-bit once too! I was also in a Journey tag team. The point is, we grow out of silly things. Can I go see them?

Doctor: Uh...yeah..of course.

Tack Angel: Alright! Come on everyone! Wait! She's exposed still! Everyone back up! Back up! I said back up Mike!

Kinniku Mike: Oh right...of course.

Trevor Mach: Dibs on Godfather! Dibs on Godfather!

Sal Paradise: I don't know if it works that way bro.

Trevor Mach: Alright then...fight to death for it then?

Sal Paradise: On second thought, you get dibs.

Trevor Mach: Yeah I do!

Jamie OD: Oi! The man keeps making daughters!

Trevor Mach: Well I could've predicted that. You ever hear him in the bathroom? The sound of his piss in the urinal sounds feminine.

Sal Paradise: Sounds like proven science to me.

Tack Angel comes back out with a small child wrapped in blankets.

Tack Angel: Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Rebecca Angel.

Trevor Mach: ...Told you she wouldn't let you use Makoto.

Tack Angel: Not now Trev.

Trevor Mach: Congratulations buddy! I'm happy for you. Father of 3 Tack Angel. That's amazing bro. Really, take in this day, it's all about you guys and-

Suddenly, a flash of light appears behind the huddled group. A tear in space time appears in the hallway.

Jackson Kain: Guys...um...we got a thing going on over here.

Firebrand X: Another one of those rips right Trevor?

Trevor Mach: ...Looks like it?

Amigo: What an oddly specific place for a tear to show up.

Degrees: We thought they were random, but maybe not.

Trevor Mach: I'm sure it's just a coinciden-

?: DAAAAD!

Trevor Mach: Oh.

A young man jumps out of the rip, as it seals behind him. A man in his late teens or early 20's, wearing a brown bomber jacket with fingerless gloves and a bandana keeping back long brown hair. A young man that looks very much like Trevor Mach.

?: Dad, I found you!

Trevor Mach: Oh boy.

Endless M's: Trevor? Uh...something you want to tell us?

Trevor Mach: Uh yeah...everyone...this is Justice Mach...I guess you could say...he's my son.

Amigo: Another grown up kid from the future or another world. What is this Fire Emblem?!

Tack Angel: ...You just couldn't resist could you Trevor. Always have to try and one up me.

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Havok: Killer Queen 2017
Valentine Hearts Arena, Valentine
Renegade Television!

1. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Endless M's vs. Momo Miyuki
2. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Hope Mach vs. Queen Bolshoi
3. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Christina Angel vs. Rose Mulligan
4. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Kelly Steele vs. Iroha
5. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Final: TBA
6. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Final: TBA
7. Killer Queen Tournament Finals: TBA

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach is sitting on a couch next to his supposed son Justice Mach. Hope is sitting back trying to piece it all together as Endless M's paces back and forth.

Endless M's: So run this by me ONE MORE TIME!

Justice Mach: Mom, I know this is hard to-

Endless M's: Hey! Hey! Hey! Enough of this "Mom" stuff! It's not hard to grasp! I can wrap my head around this stuff. See that girl over there?! She's my paradox daughter from the FUTURE!

Justice Mach: And I'm your son from Earth-3.

Endless M's: ...Uh....huh...

Trevor Mach: Tali, I-

Endless M's: Mach, don't even! You said I was a raging mossad lesbian! You said that!

Trevor Mach: You are...or she was...but BEFORE that...you and I were together.

Endless M's: ...There is no escaping this in any reality is there?

Trevor Mach: We were together when we were younger, and then...well...

Endless M's: Malice Rider.

Trevor Mach: Yeeeeah.

Justice Mach: You protected me from my father, but when this Trevor showed up and killed the Malice Rider, I saw it as my chance to connect with...well...the closest thing I have to a father.

Trevor Mach: And he spent 5 years following me around. You look older by the way. How long was I gone before you decided to follow me?

Justice Mach: Jeff had to learn how to reopen the rift. By then the alignment between the two worlds had come closer together. Less time passed, or something like that. Jeff was talking, but I wasn't listening. I wrote it on my hand, but I've washed it since then.

Hope Mach: Yeah, no doubt about it...he's a Mach.

Trevor Mach: Kid, your Dad was a psychopath...MORE SO of a psychopath than me. I was just..in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Justice Mach: You are the closest thing I have to family.

Trevor Mach: There you go, using the truth to get what you want!

Endless M's: We'll have to work on that.

Justice Mach: Does that...does that mean I can stay?

Hope Mach: I always wanted a brother.

Justice Mach: I-I-

Tack Angel and Christina Angel enter the room...

Tack Angel: Sorry, I hope we're not interrupting. Justice, I wanted to say hi and welcome you to-

Christina Angel: Uh...h-hi...I'm Christina.

Justice Mach: Wow.

Tack Angel: ....And we were just leaving. Come on Christina! Grab your coat.

Christina Angel: But I didn't-

Tack Angel: I SAID GRAB YOUR COAT!

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Saturn City Main Street

Amidst all the hustle and bustle of the city, the Weekend Wrecking Crew spend their time standing against a wall, watching it all pass by...

Amigo: ....

Kinniku Mike: ....

Magnum PT: ....

Amigo: ...So-

Kinniku Mike: So Momo divorced me.

Amigo: WHAT?!

Magnum PT: What the hell bro? A little sudden to drop that on us don't you think?!

Kinniku Mike: Who wants to be Mr. 5 Divorces!?

Amigo: 5?!

Kinniku Mike: I have an Edo ass addiction! I can't help it!

Amigo: Apparently not! You need help man...a lot of help.

Kinniku Mike: I know...I know...

Magnum PT: Could be worse. You could be cursed with a dark belt that won't come off EVEN WITH A POWER SAW!

Amigo: Why haven't you lost that thing yet?

Magnum PT: I tried Chief! I let myself lose, but the title wouldn't change hands! Can titles do that? Can you just decide NOT to lose a title? I didn't think you could.

Amigo: You have to BEAT the person to lose that title. It works in reverse.

Magnum PT: ...Was I supposed to know that?

Amigo: I thought you'd figured it out by now....dumbass.

Kinniku Mike: Hey baby, that dress looks good on you, but I think I'd look better! Uuuuu!!!

Amigo: What?

Kinniku Mike: Hey girl, you look like you need some vitamin D, I got it right here in my pants!

Amigo: What are you doing?

Kinniku Mike: Girl, you must be gasoline, cause you're expensive, yet I'd still pump you in my van.

Amigo: Mike!

Kinniku Mike: What!

Amigo: What is this?

Kinniku Mike: Well...I was grieving, and now I'm working on wife #6.

Amigo: Of course you are. Of course. What else would you be doing? Why are we even standing here? I'm going to go get a sandwich.

Havok Training Center

Justice Mach looks around the room, seeing the men and women of Havok training for the next big show. He looks to grab some weights as Jackson Kain approaches.

Jackson Kain: So, you're the guy huh?

Justice Mach: Excuse me?

Jackson Kain: Justice Mach? Right?

Justice Mach: Yeah, nice to meet you. You are?

Jackson Kain: You don't know me? I'm Jackson Kain! Star of Havok and such hit movies as Bloodfist and Copmaggedon III!

Justice Mach: ...In my universe Dante West was the star of those.

Jackson Kain: Dante West?! Dante West?! That guy can't act his way out a paper bag! I can't believe he stole my parts in Earth-3!

Justice Mach: Wait...I DO know you! Yeah, you won an academy award playing a mentally challenged janitor!

Jackson Kain: Aw dammit! I turned that role down! I don't want to know anymore...can't handle it. What are you doing here anyways?

Justice Mach: I'm here to train. It's my hope that I can join my family in Havok.

Jackson Kain: Another Mach? There goes all my screen time. I need to call my agent.

The Angel Residence

Trevor Mach is bringing in boxes, as Amy Angel swaddles her new child Rebecca Angel.

Trevor Mach: There, that's all your stuff from the hospital! Shouldn't this be Tack's job?

Amy Angel: He's in the other room trying to build the new cradle.

Tack Angel: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THIS VILE MACHINATION IS BEYOND ME!

Amy Angel: Sounds like he's almost finished.

Trevor Mach: By the way, I got you a gift! Here!

Amy Angel: You didn't have to get me anything! Wait...was is this? A bottle opener?

Trevor Mach: It's also....a magnet!

Amy Angel: ...oh wow...it sticks to the fridge...we needed that...thank you.

Trevor Mach: I saw that you needed one. See? I pay attention!

Amy Angel: ...Right. So...you're a new parent as well aren't you?

Trevor Mach: I-I wouldn't say that.

Amy Angel: Justice came here looking for a father though.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, my kids just pop out of nowhere...and only a few years younger than me. That's weird. Amigo is right...this IS Fire Emblem!

Amy Angel: From what I understand, his father wasn't there for him. You could be.

Trevor Mach: Yeah...Tali even seems alright with it too. You know, under that harsh exterior....is an even harsher interior...BUT she's a great Mom. Don't tell her I said that though.

Amy Angel: I try not to talk to her actually. She scares me.

Trevor Mach: She's very sexually aggressive.

Amy Angel: I didn't need to know about that OR think about it.

Trevor Mach: I just like to share. I thought we were bonding.

Amy Angel: Considering I once hired DA to kill you...and succeeded, I guess you could say we've made progress.

Trevor Mach: HAHA....my chest still hurts like ALL the time from that...but that's alright.

Amy Angel: Trevor, Christina came from the future, and we treat her just as if she were always with us. She's our daughter, just like the baby Christina. Justice needs a Dad.

Trevor Mach: You're right...I can do that. I have been and always will be "#1 Dad". I will be there for him! I will do what my Mom and Dad did! I'll support him through and through! I'll take him to movies and play games with him! I'll take on even MORE wrestling dates to be able to pay for all the things that Hope and Justice need! My kids have bad ass names by the way!

Amy Angel: That says a lot about your character, that despite everything, you want to work even harder for your kids.

Trevor Mach: My parents did that. It's how they paid for my dance.....karate lessons.

Amy Angel: Dance Karate?

Trevor Mach: Yes...it's a dangerous...yet beautiful art.

Amy Angel: I see.

Tack Angel: AMY! I GOT MY HEAD TRAPPED IN THE CRADLE BARS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I DID THIS!