Havok Training Center

Justice Mach is kicking and kneeing away at a heavy bag, as Trevor Mach stumbles into the room...

Trevor Mach: Justice! Justice! I have to talk to you!

Justice Mach: Da-Trevor?

Trevor Mach: No no! Please, call me Dad! I'll be your father! Look, I know that your father wasn't there for you! I know that he tried to destroy the world and I killed him, and since I am also him...basically...that means it's up to me to be there for you!

Justice Mach: *sniff sniff* You've been drinking.

Trevor Mach: I've been drinking A LOT! I need to tell you something.

Justice Mach: What?

Trevor Mach: I unironically love Abba.

Justice Mach: What?

Trevor Mach: The band Abba. I love them. They're just great. I enjoyed the play Mama Mia, and I watch the movie when no one is around.

Justice Mach: W-what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: I'm telling you something no one else knows. I'm trusting you with this super secret information, because you're my son.

Justice Mach: *looks at camera* .....Your secret is safe with me?

Trevor Mach: M's is going to be with me on this. You just watch. She'll be a better Mom than your Earth-3 one. I didn't much care for her. I tried to put the moves on her. Her mouth said no, but her eyes said "read my lips."

Justice Mach: Look ...Trevor. I shouldn't have forced all of this on you. I just wanted....I just wanted to know my Dad. I have to go.

Trevor Mach: Hey wait!

Tack Angel: *sniff* I knew I smelled bourbon. You alright Trevor?

Trevor Mach: He didn't want to hear it Tack. I told him I was in, and he didn't hear me.

Tack Angel: It's probably because you're drunk man. He thinks you're overwhelmed by it. Listen to me, I have learned much from my previous life as the King of the Constellations, and if you want to love others, you must first learn to love yourself.

Trevor Mach: ...I'd rather just fuck myself and never call again.

Tack Angel: *sigh* I'm going to help you with this...even if you insist...on doing...what you always do.

Trevor Mach: ...You're such a good friend buddy.

Tack Angel: I would do anything for my tomodachi, which I think is how everyone in the world should feel. It's why I finally understand war.

Trevor Mach: W-what?

Tack Angel: Nothing buddy. Let's just get you some coffee.

Swift: Who wants coffee!? Let's go the bar!

Trevor Mach: You got it Mr. President!

Tack Angel: He's not the President here remember? It's Do-

Swift: Are you saying I can't be President Tack? >:C

Tack Angel: No!

Swift: Come on then! Let's go!

Trevor Mach: Hang on, I'll get Tali to go too! Hey Tali, how's a beer sound?

Endless M's: I wouldn't know. I usually finish before they get a word in.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

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Jeff Andonuts: Hey Renegades, it's the owner here, and boy...that black hole...it's still messing with time it seems. Feels like forever since our last show...even though it's only been a few days. No seriously. Anyways, before we post the results of the Killer Queen Tournament, I wanted to update you all on a decision I've made regarding the Clash Championship. It occurs to me that divisions seem to be making a comeback in this suddenly crowded wrestling community. I thought we'd do something interesting with the Clash Championship. It's going to have new rules. First, it will be strikes only, no grappling and no ground moves. The first person to knock their opponent down three times in a TKO or one time in a KO will win the match. That being said, I'm going to give Benjamin one more chance to win the title, in the first match with the new rules against Black Knight 2000. You'll see that match at No Risk, No Glory. Now, to update you on the Killer Queen Tournament, here's Tommy Dukes...the uh...Carlton Banks of Wrestling? I don't know what he means by that.

Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades! Is it February already? Where did January go? Huh....ANYWAYS, we just had a fantastic Killer Queen Tournament in Valentine today, and it helped to reignite the division that was hurt by the mass exodus. New champ Rose Mulligan and her new group looked to be odds on favorites, but Endless M's managed to run through them all in one night, a massive upset, and a big return to form for the Lady Renegade legend. M's unleashed her new finisher the Ripcord Rolling Elbow she calls the Waylander on the champ in the main event to win the tournament. Endless M's is now Queen M's, and she has a guaranteed title shot against the woman she just beat at No Risk, No Glory.

Havok: Killer Queen 2017
Valentine Hearts Arena, Valentine
Renegade Television!

1. Tag: Lexie Bless[o]/Diana Brooks beat BayLay[x]/Sasha Bald via  Sparkle Splash Moonsault -> Pin
2. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Endless M's beat Momo Miyuki via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
3. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Hope Mach beat Queen Bolshoi via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
4. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Rose Mulligan beat Christina Angel via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
5. Killer Queen Tournament Rd 1: Kelly Steele beat Iroha via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
6. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Final: Endless M's beat Kelly Steele via Smash Mouth -> Pin
7. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Final: Rose Mulligan beat Hope Mach via Piledriver -> Pin
8. Killer Queen Tournament Finals: Endless M's beat Rose Mulligan via Waylander -> Pin -> Killer Queen Tournament Winner!

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Amigo's House

The World Warrior is ransacking through his refrigerator.

Amigo: *sigh* Why do I get bananas? They're good for one day.

*knock knock*

Amigo: I hope that's not Mike...he'll want my bananas...I need a hobby.

Amigo opens the door to see...

Amigo: Maniac? What are you-

Maniac: AHAHAHA!

Maniac quickly kicks Amigo in the shin and runs off crazily.

Amigo: OW! DAMMIT! WHY?! YOU'VE JUST IGNITED A MONTHS LONG FEUD ASSHOLE! OW!

The Angel Residence

Tack Angel, Amy Angel and Kinniku Mike are watching tv...

Tack Angel: ....

Kinniku Mike: ....

Tack Angel: So...Mike?

Kinniku Mike: What buddy?

Amy Angel: What are you doing in our house?

Kinniku Mike: Well...since my divorce...I've felt a little vulnerable.

Tack Angel: ...that doesn't really answer our question.

Kinniku Mike: Well, I was worried I was losing my mojo, and thought I'd hang out with a friend.

Amy Angel: ....Amigo and PT?

Kinniku Mike: PT has lost it, and Amigo...well he's boring. I thought you could use some company too.

Tack Angel: ...Why?

Kinniku Mike: Well Trevor went to that "Better Dad Fantasy Camp", so-

Amy Angel: Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your NEIGHBOR, and have deviant sex whenever and WHEREVER. That's a fantasy camp!

Tack Angel: That being said....*cough cough* he's my best friend...and I have a lot of respect for him....no really I do. Star Prince doesn't judge.

Kinniku Mike: I just...I just REALLY need a friend right now! Tell me I'm a sexy macho man Tack. Please marvel at my Strong Tits.

Tack Angel: ....I have to go now. Goodbye.

Amy Angel: Oh honey, let me help you with...that.

Kinniku Mike: Ha! Works every time! Who needs to pay for cable anymore? Uuuuu!

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Saturn City Streets

It is near midnight, as Christina Angel, the adult one, walks home from the training center. A dark shadows looms not too far off...

Christina Angel: ...Whoever you are, I know you're there.

?: Very good. What gave me away?

Christina Angel: When you're an Angel, being paranoid is somewhat bred into you.

?: Sounds about right. You Angels always had a reason to be paranoid. Something always has been out to get you, and that something is me.

Deacon Cutter steps out of the shadows...

Christina Angel: You? I don't know you. Why are you following me?

Deacon Cutter: I don't know you either, but I know your father, and the best way to a father is through their daughter right? In fact, Daddy should be coming right about now.....well...give it a minute...maybe his cardio is not what it was on Earth-3.

Tack Angel huffs and puffs his way down the street in a panic.

Tack Angel: Christina! Daughter! Did he...did he hurt you?

Christina Angel: What? No, I'm fine. How did you kno-

Deacon Cutter: Stole your phone, sent a fun text. Never was great at selfies though.

Tack Angel: What do you want Cutter? I thought you were here for Trevor?

Deacon Cutter: Oh you think so? Why? Cause he thinks so? Sure, I want to gut him like a fish, but I'm not just here for him. I'm not just here to make this world my new playground. No, I'm here...for you.

Tack Angel: Why me? Didn't you already do that job once before?

Christina Angel: What do you mean?

Deacon Cutter: We'll get to that. First things first, I want to show you both something. Look...look at this tattoo on my arm.

Christina Angel: What? 87's?

Tack Angel: Why do you have that?

Deacon Cutter: Ha! I was one of the few and proud myself. I mean it's a littler faded and scarred, but what on me isn't at this point? Let me paint you both a picture, because I want you to know where I'm coming from. I want you to know what's going to keep you up at night. Years ago, on my Earth, Ness, Poo, and Paula, the heroes that saved the world...well they died. It was up to others to save the world, and while I was never a saint, a sinner still needs to be alive to sin, so enemies became friends, though not as successfully as things worked out here. Here, Onett still stands, but on Earth-3 it's still a smoldering crater, and the death toll...well it was massive. Not AS BIG of a deal though, when you realize how deadly wrestling is on Earth-3. Everything was settled in the ring after that day in Onett, so wars and death became synonymous with our "sport". A few of us, banded together, the 87's we called ourselves. That came about when a Trevor Mach from another Earth appeared and helped us kill ours, who by then was a total maniac, looking to finish what Giygas had started all those years ago. The 87's was a place for saints and sinners, so it worked out. I was left to my own...."devices" and the "innocent" people got to sleep soundly at night, knowing that my cravings were being settled in the ring. That is until you signed up.

Tack Angel: Me?

Deacon Cutter: Mach was so adamant about having his "best buddy" join the team, even though, you had never revealed your identity OR had any association with the Trevor Mach of Earth-3. It took some doing, but "Star Prince" aligned to fight the bigger threats, and that's where the disconnect came about. See, your absolute truth and justice mentality conflicted with mine, and a few of the other 87's. We split off to do our own thing, and you insisted on stopping us, even if you had to do it alone. You could've left us alone, and we would have left you alone, but no, high and mighty Tack Angel couldn't let that happen. It was bloody. It was deadly. Friends dead! Brothers dead! Men and women we fought and bled with ALL DEAD, BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS! I got my revenge though. I finally killed you.

Tack Angel: Fine. I'm willing to live with that. I don't wish for further bloodshed, or the violence of Earth-3 to make its way here. Just let it go.

Deacon Cutter: Can't do it I'm afraid. Blame your buddy Mach. Not only did he and I get into some bloody encounters ourselves, but he is the one that let it slip that the Star Prince had manifested on "Earth-1". That's right, you escaped your punishment on Earth-3. I destroyed your body, but your soul...that's going to take some extra work. That's part of the reason I came here. To cut the soul of the Star Prince from your carcass.

Tack Angel: We're wrestlers here Cutter. We're not in the business of killing. I can't allow you to do this. You have my attention. Just leave Christina alone.

Deacon Cutter: Oh I'm not going to hurt your daughter....yet. I just wanted you to see how easy it would be for me. See, I was a wanted man where I came from. Here? Here you'll never see me coming. Let's see if that's enough to keep you awake at night.

Tack Angel: Cutter! Come back here! Cutter!!

Christina Angel: Dad...what are we going to do?

Tack Angel: ....First things first....I'm going to put actual locks on the door.

Saturn City Arcade

Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Grind are on their way out, after signing a series of autographs.

Sal Paradise: Ladies! Ladies please! You don't have to stop! Keep ripping the clothes! Call it a souvenir.

Jamie OD: Oi! Who just took all my quarters!?

Grind: That was fun. I needed that. Reminder that we're not forgotten just yet.

Sal Paradise: Forgotten? What are you talking about?

Grind: We're all former World Champions, and we're far from the peaks we've been to. I was JUST World Champion again, and I already feel like I'm back at the bottom again.

Jamie OD: Are you saying you want to defect from the 87's and form a new group of angry heel former champions using force and violence to take back what belongs to us?

Grind: What? No! Never again.

Jamie OD: Right! I know that! I feel....the same way! I was just checking mate! Ahahaha!

Sal Paradise: We've got to make the best of our situation. We can all make that comeback when the time is right. These days, I was more than happy being a Trios Champion, but now that we're not anymore, maybe it IS time for a change.

Jamie OD: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Sal Paradise: Last Sunrise and Crimson X DO need to see what a true Tag Team is capable of.

Jamie OD: LoveKick Returns! Tag gold is in our future!

Sal Paradise: Yeah! Let's go!

Jamie OD: Go where?

Sal Paradise: Physically I don't know, but metaphorically, TO GLORY!

Jamie OD: .....YEAH!

Grind: Guys? Guys wait? That doesn't really help me! I guess I'll just fade into obscurity then!

Grind looks down as his hands start to fade out of existence.

Grind: HEY! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY! I EXIST! I EXIST! FINE! I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING! I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING!

The Angel Residence

Trevor Mach, Swift, and Kinniku Mike make their way towards the door.

Kinniku Mike: So how did the Fantasy Camp go?

Trevor Mach: They kicked me out.

Kinniku Mike: HA! I mean...sorry...why?

Trevor Mach: Well they asked what I wanted most in life. I THINK they wanted me to respond "become the best Dad", but I'm already #1 Dad.

Kinniku Mike: So what did you say?

Trevor Mach: I want my tombstone to say "Died while trying to bury an axe in the face of a fire breathing monster".

Kinniku Mike: ....That's a good one. I like that.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I thought so too. So anyways, I-

Swift: HEY! WHAT THE- >:C

The trio stand dumbfounded at the front of Tack's door, as they are unable to open it.

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Kinniku Mike: It's not opening?

Swift: But Tack's food of ours in there! >:C

Trevor Mach: What sort of witchcraft is this?! Why would he do something like this?

Kinniku Mike: What are we going do?! Go to Amigo's?! It's so boring!

Trevor Mach: He's going to make us play Pictionary, you just know it!

Swift: I'M POUNCING THE DOOR DOWN! POOOOOUNCE!

Swift collides into the door, but it doesn't budge, sending the afro'd man to the ground. Tack opens the door a tiny bit.

Tack Angel: You must've have forgotten a very important thing about me gentlemen.....I know my wood. *slam!*

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Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff Andonuts: There, that puts the finishing touches on the card. What do you think?

Degrees: This is the card I presented remember? I'm showing it to you for approval.

Jeff Andonuts: Oh yeah...right.

Degrees: Are you alright?

Jeff Andonuts: I just have...a lot on my mind.

Degrees: WBPW? 3'dPW? Jumpman Pro? VBW?

Jeff Andonuts: No...that wasn't it....BUT NOW IT IS!

Degrees: What's going on Jeff?

Jeff Andonuts: Just thinking about that black hole crisis that was supposedly averted.

Degrees: It did seem too easy didn't it?

Jeff Andonuts: Well for us yes, but the consequences have got to be occuring all over the multiverse.

Degrees: So you think this is happening on some grand cosmic scale? Fascinating.

Jeff Andonuts: Actually...I'm more worried about the here and now to be honest.

Degrees: What is that knife doing in your desk?

Jeff Andonuts: Oh it was "gift" from Deacon Cutter....he's made a demand...

Bloody Rose's Office

Bloody Rose is watching tape of wrestlers from around the world when she suddenly spins around to see Rose Mulligan in her office.

Bloody Rose: How the hell did you get in here?

Rose Mulligan: You taught me everything you know remember?

Bloody Rose: Yeah, but I'm not a fucking ninja either. I make sounds when I take a step. What are you wearing slippers or something?

Rose Mulligan: ...Yes.

Bloody Rose: What do you want?

Rose Mulligan: I want you to retire, and I want "Queen" M's to retire, and I want Hope Mach to-

Bloody Rose: Retire?

Rose Mulligan: Oh, you've heard this one?

Bloody Rose: You can't always get what you want Rose, but you'll get what you need when my daughter beats your ungrateful little ass.

Rose Mulligan: You think that is what's going to happen? Mommy dearest showing nepotism there. I was your replacement daughter remember?

Bloody Rose: I gave you a fair shot and you tried to have me killed. You tried to cripple my daughter and grand daughter. You're lucky I don't kill you right now.

Rose Mulligan: What's stopping you?

Bloody Rose: Some things are more important than revenge...not many...but some.

Rose Mulligan: What is so important?

Bloody Rose: Watching my kid kill you instead.

Rose Mulligan: That's literally still revenge!

Bloody Rose: This division is more important than you, and I'll see to it that you, Momo, and Steele don't ruin it. The three of you think you can recreate elevation? Just try it.

Rose Mulligan: We're going to be so much more than elevation...and who said their were only three of us?

Bloody Rose: .....

Rose Mulligan: Oh wait, that's right I did....OR DID I?

The Angel Residence

Tack Angel unlocks the many locks on his door to get inside. He turns on the light to be startled by...

Trevor Mach: WHOA!

Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Trevor Mach: Wow! That was shrill!

Tack Angel: I should have known! My star senses were tingling?

Trevor Mach: You have those?

Tack Angel: No...but I definitely heard noises. What are you doing in here? Better yet....HOW did you get in here?

Trevor Mach: ...Tunneled through the wall...it's alright though...I put a dresser in the way of the hole. *moves up close to Tack and whispers* Secret passage. *nod* *elbow* *nod*

Tack Angel: Great...so...back to what are you doing here then?

Trevor Mach: I...got you...a present! BEHOLD!

Tack Angel: What? What is this?

Trevor Mach: A NEW 55 inch 4k Television! NOW, we can watch Golden Girls the way God probably does!

Tack Angel: ...I think he gets the live show now...actually.

Trevor Mach: Oh....right.

Tack Angel: What is this for?

Trevor Mach: Your birthday bro!

Tack Angel: My birthday? But...that was...last...month.

Trevor Mach: It would not have been a surprise if it was on your birthday. I like to keep you guessing.

Tack Angel: ...I was still waiting for last year's present actually. I can't accept this.

Trevor Mach: There you go again, beating yourself up like always. You need to leave the self harm farm and come play in the hay!

Tack Angel: Wha?

Trevor Mach: Mr. World Champion deserves a gift from his buddy...Mr. ALSO World Champion! HAHA!

Tack Angel: No, I mean it's too big...it's blocking that doorway.

Trevor Mach: Oh...you uh...you using that room?

Tack Angel: Well it is Rebecca's room so yeah.

Trevor Mach: ....We can move it! I got you one more thing buddy! Open this! This is a little extra something for always being there for me.

Tack Angel: Wow, I don't know what to say.

Tack eagerly opens the box, but is taken aback by what is inside. A very gaudy, heavy, overly gold bracelet.

Tack Angel: Wow....I don't know what to say.

Trevor Mach: What do you say?

Tack Angel: I don't know.

Trevor Mach: It's a bracelet!

Tack Angel: Isn't it though? Oh...it's engraved, too.

Trevor Mach: Check it out!

Tack Angel: "To my best bud. "Thanks, best bud.

Trevor Mach: Amy's going to love it man. She's going to be all over you when you're wearing nice stuff like this. Think of what a piece like that is going to do for your sex life!

Tack Angel: It might slow down at first, but once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. *internal monologue* Why is Trevor being so nice to me? Does he want something? Does this have to do with any of the stuff Deacon was saying?

Trevor Mach: Wait what? You saw Cutter? What did he say?

Tack Angel: That was supposed to be internal! You heard that?

Trevor Mach: ...No.

Tack Angel: Then...how did you....

Trevor Mach: I don't know....*shivers* I don't know.

No Risk, No Glory Theme Song: Yo2l-esBQq4

Havok: No Risk, No Glory Special
Fiville Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television!

1. Lady Renegades Tag: Christina Angel/Iroha vs. Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks
2. No Rules Singles: Amigo vs. Maniac
3. Havok World Tag Team Championships: Takuma Tsurugi(c)/Severide(c) vs. Takumi Inui/Firebrand X vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
4. Havok Clash Championship: Black Knight 2000(c) vs. Benjamin
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach vs. Kelly Steele
6. Havok Television Championship: Dark Kiva(c) vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Jackson Kain vs. Grind vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Dragon Shiryu
7. Havok Earth-3 World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Subculture
8. Havok Earth-1 World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Razorblade
9. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Rose Mulligan(c) vs. Queen M's

WBPW: Xcite
Valentine Hearts Arena, Valentine
ENN

1. Singles: Erik Stone beat Tyler "Stud Money" Bonafacelli via Large Package -> Pin
2. Sky Runner Division Singles: Rey Dorado<P+P> beat Bushi Mifune via Dorado Driver -> Pin
3. Singles: Derek Mach beat Noah Jennings via Chaos Theory -> Pin
4. WBPW Women's Championship Decision: Paula vs. Tracy ended in No Contest
5. Tag: Ness/Franky beat Given/Taken via DQ
6. Metal Rush Main Event Singles: Cade Lofton beat Poo via Top Rope Brainbuster -> Pin

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Tommy Dukes: Whoa! It's me, the Eric Roberts of Wrestling, Tommy Dukes, and I'm here to present to you a preview of our upcoming "Linear Path that leads to Victory Explosion XI!" That's right, it's VE season once again! WBPW tried to fight us on this, claiming they owned the rights, but for once, upper management locked that down, so the ongoing tradition remains with us. That's right, the "Great Uncle of Them All", will once again be taking place in the Saturn Dome, but we have a few stops first. We're heading to Winters for a Special Renegade Nation, that will see the World Champions of Two Earths, Tack Angel and Trevor Mach take on Last Sunrise for their World Tag Team Championships. I guess Good News Gary wasn't ducking LoveKick, he was just aiming at a higher pay day. We're also going to see Dark Kiva defend the Television Championship against Jackson Kain. PLUS, obviously more than that!

Havok: Renegade Nation
Snow Wood Boarding School, Winters
Renegade Television!

1. Singles: Grind vs. Bashin Dan
2. Tag: Jamie OD/Sal Paradise vs.
3. Havok Television Championship: Dark Kiva(c) vs. Jackson Kain
4. 8-Man Tag: Subculture/Deacon Cutter/Razorblade/Maniac vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Camilo Ortega/Benjamin
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Queen M's vs. Diana Brooks
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Severide(c)/Takuma Tsurugi(c) vs. Tack Angel/Trevor Mach

Tommy Dukes: Then we have a Special event later that week in Winters called "Star Prince Forever", where the Earth-1 World Champion Tack Angel, will accept the challenge of Deacon Cutter. We'll also see Trevor Mach defend his Earth-3 World Championship against Subculture in a Last Man Standing Rematch! Also, Queen M's will get another shot at Rose Mulligan and the Lady Renegades Championship in a No Rules Match! All of this and, again, more obviously.

Havok: Star Prince Forever
Stonehenge Arena, Winters
Renegade Television!

0. Havok Cursed Battle Royale (Last Man Eliminated gets the Cursed Belt): Magnum PT(c) vs. Maniac vs. Amigo vs. Slam Master Jam vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Razorblade vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD vs. Cpt. Storm vs. Grind
1. Havok Clash Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. TBA
2. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Championship: Kelly Steele(c)/Momo Miyuki(c) vs. Iroha/Christina Mach vs. Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks
3. Trios: Jackson Kain/Takumi Inui/Firebrand X vs. Dark Kiva/?/?
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: TBA
5. Havok Earth-3 World Championship Last Man Standing: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Subculture
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship No Rules: Rose Mulligan(c) vs. Queen M's
7. Havok Earth-1 World Championship: Tack Angel vs. Deacon Cutter

Victory Explosion XI
Saturn Dome, Saturn City
Pay Per View

Coming Soon...

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Havok Arena - Parking Lot

Outside of the Arena, a crowd has gathered as Queen M's appears to be smashing a car with a sledgehammer...

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What's going on here?

Fan #1: M's is pissed!

Tommy Dukes: You're going to have to be more specific.

Fan #2: This is apparently Rose Mulligan's car.

Tommy Dukes: Oh yes, of course. M's, why are you smashing the car? As if I didn't already know.

Queen M's: Because it's here. People should know better than to leave their possessions in my reach. I wreck shit. It's what I do.

Tommy Dukes: Trying to get into her head before your rematch?

Queen M's: I'm just breaking her car! Am I pissed about her getting some fourth bitch to blindside me? Sure! Am I pissed that she's gone after my entire family and injured Hope and myself? Bet your ass I am. But, I'd be doing this regardless, just because I feel like it. This Queen M's moniker they stuck me with, it really doesn't fit. It never has. I'm not the beacon of the division, and I'm not the example of the perfect Lady Renegade. I've always just done things because it's what I want to do. Part of that was knowing I am the most dominant woman in that ring period. Winning that Killer Queen tournament showed that I am still the best. I'm better than ever. I was going by the name Endless M's, because I strive to be an endless pain in the ass, but I got another idea. The tournament was called Killer Queen, so you call me Killer M's. I like that sound of that.

Tommy Dukes: Killer M's?

Killer M's: Yep! Look at the text, it already changed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to-

Rose Mulligan: OH MY CAR!

Death's Taco Shack - Saturn City

Sal Paradise and Jamie OD are munching on some tacos at the new home of the former 87's member Death, who is literally the Grim Reaper, and makes tacos now for some reason.

Jamie OD: I'm going to tell you something, that Good News Gary is an asshole!

Sal Paradise: Picking a fight with the Bad Dudes, when LoveKick Connection is more than ready and willing for that title bout!

Jamie OD: Oi! What pisses me off the most, is that everyone seems to forget that we're both former World Champions!

Sal Paradise: I am the People's Choice! They love me! I love them! We SHOULD be in the highest profile spots we can be! We work hard! We deserve a title shot!

Jamie OD: Dude, your face is red and it looks like you're crying. Is this upsetting you THAT much?

Sal Paradise: No! It's this taco....it's REALLY hot!

Death: Oh I'm sorry Saludice! That was the wrong order! I put my special Hades Sauce on that one.

Sal Paradise: It hurts like hell!

Death: Well...that IS the point. Here, this one is yours. The mild sauce for a mild man.

Sal Paradise: I'm not mild! I just...have a cat tongue that's all.

Jamie OD: Oi, did he just say Hades sauce? Better not tell the blind Dragon. He'll wreck our favorite new hangout.

Havok Training Center - Saturn City

Takumi Inui is kicking away at the heavy bag, when Renegade Boss Degrees enters the room...

Takumi Inui: HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

Degrees: You look like you have a lot on your mind.

Takumi Inui: I am not where I thought I would be at this point.

Degrees: It's tough. You came in red hot, but the competition is top notch around here. You and Shiryu lost a little something along the way.

Takumi Inui: Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Degrees: Hardships can bring you down, but getting back up is where you learn and grow stronger. I think it's something else with you though. Shiryu is fighting the loss of his sight and a target he can not locate. You on the other hand, you have something holding you down. What is it?

Takumi Inui: ...Kusaka..

Degrees: Oh. I see. Guilt isn't it?

Takumi Inui: He died because of me.

Degrees: He died because of his own actions. It's not your fault.

Takumi Inui: It's hard to kick that feeling. At first, I thought little of it, but it stayed with me. It never left.

Degrees: That's empathy, that's not a bad thing. You have to learn to live with the past, and continue towards the future. Guilt is not going to bring Kusaka back. When I thought Jackson Kain died, I blamed myself, but I picked myself back up, and I kept fighting, because it's what he would have wanted, it's what I needed to do. Are you the kind of person who can rise up from these depths? I think you are, but you have to prove it to yourself, not me.

Takumi Inui: .....

Saturn City Elementary School - Saturn City

A teacher is prepping her students for some guests entering the classroom...

Teacher: Well class, our next two guests for "Heroes of Saturn City Week" should be a nice treat for you. We've seen Cops, Firefighters, and Fake News Propagators, but these two are the best yet. Havok Wrestling's World Champions of 2 Earths, Star Prince Tack Angel and Bad Man Trevor Mach!

Tack Angel: Hello kids! Now, I wouldn't call us heroes, but we do strive to make our community a batter place for all of us, and we do that be reaching for the stars and embracing our dreams! Right Trevor? Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Hang on, I'm doing a summon on my iphone game.

Tack Angel: What? Now?

Trevor Mach: Well I just spent like 50 bucks to do it, so I didn't feel like waiting.

Tack Angel: You spent that much?! That's terrible!

Trevor Mach: ...It's an 11-Draw though...

Tack Angel: ....How did it go?

Trevor Mach: Hang on...here we go...junk, junk, shit, dammit, junk, really?, dammit, shit!, damn!, DAAAAAMN!, ALRIGHT! I got a 5-Star! Check it out kids! Gambling totally paid off!

Tack Angel: Don't listen to this man! Gambling is dangerous.

Trevor Mach: Until it totally works! Look!

Tack Angel: Come on buddy, let's try and teach the kids something good.

Trevor Mach: Did the checks clear?

Tack Angel: Yeah.

Trevor Mach: Alright, let's do this then!

Teacher: Well, I'm sure the kids are dying to know how you can reach the success the both of you have right now.

Tack Angel: I wouldn't suggest trying to do what we do unless it's what is really in your heart, and then you need to wait until you're old enough to be able to practice with professionals.

Trevor Mach: Backyard wrestling, all the way. Buy a camcorder and beat yourselves up in your back yard, or better yet, your friend's backyard. That way, YOUR parents don't get sued.

Tack Angel: No. No, that's not a good idea at all. Wrestling is a very competitive and serious sport.

Trevor Mach: Psht! Says the Star Prince over here! Let me tell you something about taking things seriously....try not to. If you kids take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

Teacher: It seems you two have every different ideas about how to reach your goals in life.

Trevor Mach: Of course we do. Do you know us? It's like she doesn't even watch the product kids, am I right? Don't listen to this woman, or authority figures in general. They just get in the way of your fun.

Tack Angel: Trevor!

Trevor Mach: What?!

Teacher: I think we need to wrap this up! Maybe some final parting words of inspiration for the class?

Tack Angel: Never give up on your dreams.

Trevor Mach: If you give a man a fish...you'll have one less fish.

Tack Angel: This was a mistake. Do something nice for the kids he says. It'll be fine he says. I'll be responsible he says. I'm the fool here...for believing it.

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Havok: Renegade Nation
Snow Wood Boarding School, Winters
Renegade Television!

1. Singles: Grind beat Bashin Dan via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. Tag: Jamie OD[o]/Sal Paradise beat Sgt. Storm/Zap Rowsdower[x] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain beat Dark Kiva(c) via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
4. 8-Man Tag: Subculture/Deacon Cutter[o]/Razorblade/Maniac beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Camilo Ortega/Benjamin[x] via Cut Throat -> Submission
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Killer M's beat Diana Brooks via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Severide(c)[o]/Takuma Tsurugi(c) beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via KO Punch -> Pin -> Title Defense!

-Grind was in top form, taking out the Clash King with the Rolling SSP to score the pin. After the match, Grind made it clear that he wants a shot at the Clash Championship held by Benjamin, putting him in unfamiliar territory, as that match type would keep him on his feet.
-LoveKick Connection dominated Super Male Vitality, sans Alex Jones, when Notorious JOD hit the Penalty Kick on Rowsdower for the pin. The 87's tag team called out Good News Gary for passing them over for the title shot, but Gary waved them off, and could be seen in the back thinking the cameras were off of him as he ran quickly to the locker room and bolted the door in sheer terror.
-A huge upset of sorts, as the Superstar Jackson Kain managed to rip back the Television title from the clutches of Dark Kiva. The Dark Luchador has been unstoppable as of late, and looked to be in control, but a wild Shadow Kick connected, giving Kain the opportunity to pin Kiva for the win and the title. The crowd erupted into cheers as Kain celebrated with the title, before Kiva attacked from behind. Kiva kicked away at Kain before P+P Star Rey Dorado ran out to make the save. He stood in Kiva's way and demanded they have a match. Dark Kiva feigned walking away before attacking Dorado, prompting Swift Security to break up the chaos.
-In 8-Man Tag action, The Supremacy battled Kinniku Mike, Amigo, Camilo Ortega, and Clash Champion Benjamin. Deacon Cutter showed his dominance once again, specifically targeting title holder Benjamin with the Cut Throat for the submission win.
-Newly renamed Killer M's took on newcomer Muscle Pixie Diana Brooks in Lady Renegades singles action. Diana Brooks had the muscle advantage, but all the flexing in the world couldn't save her from the manic Killer M's, who elbowed her way into a decisive win after her SSS x Rolling M's combo. After the match, the masked woman appeared with Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan, Momo Miyuki, and Kelly Steele. The four promised that at Star Prince Forever, M's would suffer a blow she'd never recover from.
-The main event would see the Twin World Champions, The Bad Dudes, vying for the World Tag Team Championships held by Last Sunrise. Fantastic main event with a shady finish, as The Supremacy got involved and lead to Mach eating a KO Punch from Severide followed by the pin and the title defense. After the match The Supremacy bashed on the Bad Dudes until Justice Mach jumped the guard rail and helped the two before the other 87's could keep the Supremacy at bay.

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WBPW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

1. Sky Runner Division: Johnny Starbound beat Trig Winchester via Phoenix Splash -> Pin
2. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Tyler "Stud Money" Bonafacelli via Market Crash -> Pin
3. Tag: Given/Taken[o] beat Pokey Minch[x]/Picky Minch via Doomsday Device -> Pin
4. Tag: Muscle Mitch[o]/Sanchez beat Shark #1/Shark #2[x] via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
5. WBPW Women's Championship Decision: Paula beat Erica[x] and Tracy via Sharpshooter -> Submission -> WBPW Women's Champion!
6. Sky Runner Division: Bushi Mifune beat King Rocket via Shining Wizard -> Pin
7. 6-Man Tag: Ness[o]/Poo/Franky beat Captain Strong/Cade Lofton/Erik Stone[x] via PK Rockin -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades, it's the OJ Simpson of Wrestling, Tommy Du...what....that's STILL a sensitive issue? When will it STOP being one? I'm running out of things to compare myself to STEVE! I'm here because we have some exciting news! Following Victory Explosion XI we're going to be debuting new talent! From all over the world, veterans and rookies alike will inject new blood into our Renegade Wrestling promotion! Let's first introduce a monster of a man! Now he may be balding, and his dick fat might be popping out of his stretched out singlet...but....he's also slow? What?

Good News Gary: Good News everyone! This mountain of a man is also my client! HAHA! Not only do I have Last Sunrise, but I have this man....MUDSLIDE!

Tommy Dukes: Mudslide?

Good News Gary: Go on Muddy, flex those guns! Show em' what you got! Two tickets to the gun show!

Tommy Dukes: I'm seeing nothing....just soggy mass....sagging.

Mudslide: I'm the biggest baddest monster in wrestling, and I'm coming to Havok!

Good News Gary: He's got something the rest of the Renegades don't!

Tommy Dukes: An extensive toupee collection?

Good News Gary: Size! He's huge compared to this roster! He's going to DESTROY the Renegades and reign supreme as Havok World Champion!

Tommy Dukes: ...I really wish he was wearing pants.

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Curry Man: Curry Man ichiban! Super spicy number one, here to serve up hot news! 3'dPW and VBW will join forces on Victory Explosion weeked for a Supershot in Threed! There, Curry Man will debut his Curry Mask army! Spicy hot curry for all! Don't miss it!

VBW-3'dPW Supershow 1
Threed High School Gymnasium, Threed
Twitch

1. Trios: Curry Man<3'dPW>/Curry Mask #1<3'dPW>/Curry Mask #2<3'dPW> vs. Randy no Kachi<VBW>/LG Rod<VBW>/Rude<VBW>
2. VBW Bloody Duo Championship: Maverick Valentine(c)<VBW>/Valhallen(c)<VBW> vs. Rains<3'dPW>/Nosan<3'dPW>
3. Singles: Kyo<VBW> vs. Zombie Art Donovan<3'dPW>
4. VBW Insane Pain Championship: CP Munk(c)<VBW> vs. DReAM<3'dPW>
5. 3'dPW Open Species Championship: Cure Danny(c)<3'dPW> vs. Cherub Kid<VBW>

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Havok Training Center - Saturn City

Trevor Mach and Tack Angel are sparring in the ring. Needless to say...it's just a bunch of kicks and knees...

Trevor Mach: Bet you didn't see that coming!

Tack Angel: What that knee? Yeah...yeah I did see it coming.

Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well all you do is kick!

Tack Angel: Are we really that predictable?

Trevor Mach: No...no we just know each other SO WELL.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I think you're right. That's got to be it.

Trevor Mach: So....Deacon's going to try and kill you at Victory Explosion.

Tack Angel: Whoa! That's a nonchalant way to introduce that into the conversation.

Trevor Mach: I didn't know where to fit it in.

Tack Angel: I already assumed that. That's why I agreed to have the match in a cage.

Trevor Mach: ....How does that help you?

Tack Angel: Well...I'm not stuck in there with him...he's stuck in there with...he's....see I'm not...I didn't think it through.

Trevor Mach: Heh. Just try not to get stabbed again.

Tack Angel: Had he stabbed a kicking leg, it might have all been over, but the Star Prince still has his kicks, so there is always hope.

Trevor Mach: ...I mean it though...he'll gut you and you won't be able to esca-

Tack Angel: I GOT IT! Hey, look at you, fighting your evil doppelganger. He'll try to kill you too!

Trevor Mach: I've got it in the bag.

Tack Angel: How can you be so confident?

Trevor Mach: Cause I'm actually the evil doppelganger!

Tack Angel: No, you're not.

Trevor Mach: Dammit I know! People are afraid of that guy! Why can't I get that kind of reaction?

Tack Angel: You sing Michael Jackson music in the shower, and not the top hits either, but his late 70's disco stuff. It's so loud the entire floor can hear it. Why do you think Ms. Mulligan down the hall moved away?

Trevor Mach: That was because she hates you and Amy.

Tack Angel: SHE DOES?!

Trevor Mach: Says you're not nice neighbors.

Tack Angel: B-but the fruit baskets.

Trevor Mach: I'm going to take care of this pretender. I'm always my best opponent because no one wants to hit me more than me!

Tack Angel: ...That's dark.

Trevor Mach: So, while we're talking about Victory Explosion, isn't this time for your annual retirement talk?

Tack Angel: ...Not happening this time. Not any time soon.

Trevor Mach: Glad to hear it brosef. It's not like we're actually old enough to have kids wrestling with us, we just happen to have our kids wrestling with us...cause time travel and shit.

Tack Angel: I wanted to talk to you about that. This is about Christina and Justice. Look I-

Trevor Mach: They're totally hitting it off man! I saw her over at the house last night! I think-

Tack Angel: NO!

*KICK!*

Trevor Mach: OW! ALL THE BONES IN MY NOSE! WHY?!

Tack Angel: Oh shoot!

SS Anne II

The Weekend Wrecking Crew are on board the SS Anne II as part of their World Tour. The Crew is heading to Edo, but first...

Kinniku Mike: Alright, let's get the ground rules down first. No closing your eyes to pretend you're thinking. We know what you're doing. You're trying to sleep, and you will immediately lose the No Sleep Bet.

Amigo: You said that whole thing with your eyes closed Mike...Mike? Mike!

Kinniku Mike: I was thinking!

Attendant: You boys enjoying your slumber party?

Kinniku Mike: Aw come on! It's not a slumber party!

Magnum PT: Yeah lady, we're not sleeping...we're going to up all night. Want to join me?

Attendant: Just checking on you actually. Hope you enjoy the cruise.

Kinniku Mike: Hey...is that the cookies and juice I asked for?

Attendant: It is!

Kinniku Mike: ...Leave it at the door and get out.

1 Hour Later

Amigo: So...who are we going to screw with now?

Kinniku Mike: Let's prank call Tack next! Teeheehee!

Amigo: Please don't do that. You're a grown man with very muscular titties. Teeheeheeing just isn't right.

Kinniku Mike: *dialing* Hello? Tack? It's...uh..*puts on womanly voice* It's Tracy! Remember me? I...uh...I still love you and I want you back! If you dump that bitch Amy I'll uh....I'll wear that Sailor Jupiter costume she only wears on your birthday! What? Oh...*normal voice* Oh hi Amy....it's uh....yeah it's Mike. I know....I know what time it is..I'm sorry....I'm so sorry. *click* *sniff* She yelled at me.

2 Hours Later

Amigo: ....I'm hungry....

2 Hours Later

Amigo: ...Didn't we order that pizza 2 hours ago?

1 Hour Later

Amigo: I'm to call that delivery guy and give him a piece of my....oh wait.....we're on a boat.....still...if he does somehow manage to deliver the pizza...he's not getting a tip.

1 Hour Later

Amigo: I don't know how he got it here, or how it's still hot....but I'm not happy he forgot my soda.

62 Hours Later

Magnum PT: ....Y-you guys are going down. It's been....well days..I think...and I'm still feeling grrrreat.....yep....I'm fine chief.

Amigo: ...I really hate you.

Kinniku Mike: Whatever guys. I gotta go to the bathroom. Where's the toilet.

Amigo: You're peeing yourself right now.

Kinniku Mike: ...Is that what that is?

5 Minutes Later

Attendant: Well boys, we're her-oh....awww they're all tuckered out sleeping in a pile on the floor. I guess they couldn't make it the whole trip. Wait...they are sleeping right? No...no they're not breathing....GET A DOCTOR!

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Nerma: Hello wrestling fans, Nerma here with another wrestling update for ENN! It's a big time for wrestling, with WBPW leading the way to a new era of wrestling variety. This company has rebuilt a foundation, using the greatest stars of the last decade, who still have more in the tank then even they probably realized at first. We've seen the veterans wrestle better than ever. I can't be the only one impressed with our ace Ness. When he was on top in 2006, he was a big fish in a small pond, but that pond turned into an ocean. Now, he's an bigger star, a double champion, leader of the reformed Metal Rush, and stalwart of his generation, and future movie star. That's right, you'll soon see Ness appearing in a big movie...in a silent role...cause he doesn't like to talk if he can help it. That's his business, not mine. While we celebrate what's going on now, we look to the future, in the protege of Ness and Poo, his name is Cade Lofton.

Cade Lofton: Thanks for having me.

Nerma: Now, this is your first sit down interview correct?

Cade Lofton: Yes it is.

Nerma: You haven't said much since WBPW debuted. Before that, your existence in the wrestling world was a closely guarded secret. No one knew that Ness and Poo were extensively working with a new generation of athletes. Why is that?

Cade Lofton: Ness always taught me that less was more with talking. I mean, if you're good on the mic that's great, but if you can't draw with your wrestling skills, then what's the point, get into acting. I've never been much of a talker, and I wanted to keep to myself. That's why we kept it low profile. I'm here now though, and I know some fans have wanted to know more about me. That's why I'm here.

Nerma: You're young, but you've already proven yourself in trials by fire. You have a big challenge coming up soon, taking on Franky at Earthcade. Are you ready for the veteran legend?

Cade Lofton: Always ready. I wasn't prepared for Ness and Poo to reform Metal Rush. I didn't really agree with it personally, but I think I understand why. It's to light a fire. I've been working with Captain Strong recently, as I feel he is the best equipped to help me train for Franky. I don't plan on letting down this new generation of fans. I'm not claiming to be their representative, or their choice, but I will fight for them.

Nerma: Well, we're all very excited to see the match at Earthcade. Don't miss it!

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Wrestling Updates on ENN!

The video is messed up at first, as the camera comes into focus on its side. A news update was supposed to begin, but instead two voices could be heard, matching feet that came into frame...

Mr. Pirkle: What is the meaning of this!

Derek Mach: I just wanted to make some thing clear to you. I've been taking my time, and having some fun. I was trapped in a tube for a while you see, so I needed to get a feel for things again, but now I'm back. All that talk about making this place my playground wasn't a joke, but maybe I undersold it. I'm going to make this place my killing field you bald fuck.

Mr. Pirkle: That's just uncalled for!

Derek Mach: "That's just uncalled for!" Listen to you. You've got no balls! You're ridiculous you little bitch! Can you guys believe this?

Mr. Pirkle: Who are they?!

Derek Mach: Some friends of mine. Don't you worry about it. I was a cult leader remember? I know how to bullshit to people to get what I want.

Mr. Pirkle: I hired you because-

Derek Mach: You wanted a Mach, and you got what you paid for asshole. Maybe one day I'll settle up with my cousin, but right now...this place belongs to me.

Mr. Pirkle: It does NOT!

Derek Mach: There you go! You found your balls! Good for you! Keep in mind your surroundings though. Let's make this clear. Your shit, is now my shit. I'm tired of playing games. I will NOT be taking part in the opening match of Earthcade. Don't worry about it though, I'll make my own match. I've got just the name picked out. I want to make this clear to you though. I want to send the message. I don't like the look in your eyes right now. I'm going to change that. BRING THEM IN!

The mysterious men behind Derek Mach bring in three unseen people, placing them on their knees in front of Pirkle.

Mr. Pirkle: WHAT IS THIS?!

Derek Mach: A lesson. Pay attention. What I have here are three names that you may or may not be needing for your big show. One of them....well one of them isn't going to be making it. They're going to the hospital courtesy of this bat. As you can see we got men AND women here. I don't discriminate. Who do I send though? I can't decide.

Mr. Pirkle: I don't understand! Why are you doing this?!

Derek Mach: Sucks doesn't it? That moment when you realize you're not in control, and you don't know shit. Well...let's get to it. Don't say a word. Not one word. You can breathe...you can pray....you can cry. I think you'll be doing that right about.....NOW!

*SMAAAASSSHHH!*

Tess's Office

Tess is working on some paperwork when Bloody Rose busts in...

Tess: Well look who decided to actually show up for work.

Bloody Rose: You think I'm here for that shit? No, I want you to make my match with Tali No Rules except one....no outside interference.

Tess: You mean you don't want your proteges to help you?

Bloody Rose: I don't need them. I never have. I always do my own dirty work, and I want my her to realize just what she's gotten into. She's NEVER faced me before...she was always too afraid...she'd cry as a kid begging me to stop trying to toughen her up. I made her a killer and a champion. She's become lazy and complacent. She's lost her way. What she needs is to be broken down and destroyed. Only then...is there hope that I can salvage SOMETHING from my efforts. If not, I'll toss her in the trash. Rose Mulligan is more of a daughter than she ever was.

Tess: Why are you telling me all of this? All you needed to state were your demands. I actually like them. You've got it, but I want you to know something. I've had quite the history with M's, and I can't help but respect her for what she's done....yes...despite that..."nonsense" with my daughter. If she happens to beat you...don't expect to have a job here anymore. Your services as Lady Renegade Boss may not be required anymore.

Bloody Rose: ...when I win....I'm coming for your job next...or your head. I don't care which one.

Victory Explosion 11 is almost upon us. That's right, it's VE11 now, since Jeff Andonuts had a meeting with World Champion Tack Angel who bemusingly called the show VEXI because of the numerals....that's over now. Never again. It's 11 now. A huge show that keeps getting bigger, because opponents from other worlds have literally crossed over to challenge the Bad Dudes themselves with life or death consequences. We've also seen the out of nowhere rise of Justice Mach, the son of Earth-3's Trevor Mach, now Malice Rider, the guy trying to stop Trevor Mach....our Trevor Mach...not the other one. This is getting complicated isn't it? Don't worry, we're almost there...

Havok: Renegade Nation
Threed Zombie U, Threed
Renegade Television!

1. Havok Clash #1 Contender: Dragon Shiryu beat Bashin Dan via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> TKO
2. Tag: Dark Kiva[o]/Hexagon IV beat Rey Dorado<P+P>/Los Tiburon[x] via Kiva Dive -> Pin  
3. Havok Television #1 Contender: Takumi Inui beat Maniac,  Camilo Ortega, Firebrand X, and Benjamin[x] via Crimson Smash -> Pin
4. Havok Lady Renegades #1 Contender: Christina Angel beat Queen Bolshoi[x], Hope Mach, and Lexie Bless via Angel Driver -> Pin
5. Singles: Justice Mach beat Razorblade via DQ
6. Tag: Deacon Cutter/Malice Rider[o] beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via Machbuster -> Pin

-The blind Dragon is on the come back trail after a pep talk from Athena that returned his resolve to achieve glory and hunt down the true Hades. With Clash Rules in effect, Shiryu managed to get the TKO win on Bashin Dan after three take downs, the last one from the Shoryu-Ha. Dragon Shiryu will take on Grind at VE11.
-Dark Kiva and Hex IV teamed up to take on P+P's Rey Dorado and Los Tiburon in a luchatastic tag battle. The Dark Kiva resumed dominance after losing the TV title by hitting the Kiva Dive on Tiburon for the pin.
-A multi-man brawl for a TV Champion #1 Contender lead to the resurgence of Takumi Inui, who survived veterans like Camilo Ortega and Firebrand X to hit the Crimson Smash on Benjamin to score the pin and get the match against Jackson Kain at Victory Explosion 11.
-Christina Angel was poised for a rematch with Iroha against the Lady Renegades tag champs, that was until the big upset that saw her hit the Angel Driver on Queen Bolshoi to win another multi-person match for a #1 Contender, this time the Lady Renegades Championship. Rose Mulligan will face Angel at VE11. Hope Mach, the favorite to win the match showed respect and raised Christina's hand after the match.
-Justice Mach's biggest test yet came in the form of Razorblade of the Supremacy. A tough test, but the son of Mach took his lumps and kept on coming. Livid at being unable to keep the kid down, Razorblade called in Maniac and Earth-3 World Champion Subculture, who came in to beat down on Justice, leading to the DQ. The 87's made the save, but the damage may have already been done, as Justice Mach couldn't stand on his right leg, the main source of his knee damage.
-The demonic and dangerous team of Deacon Cutter and Malice Rider took on the Bad Dudes in the main event. A crazy affair seeing Mach vs. Mach, but this guy is high on himself, so of course it'd happen eventually...actually more than once. Mach was shaken by the damage done to Justice earlier in the show and fell prey to his own Machbuster by Malice Rider to end the match.

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Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Hater: NYAH! Hater here and no, I'm no reporting live via skype from my toilet...this time...I learned my lesson. It seems the new era of wrestling territories is exploding, with every tom, dick, and larry trying their hand at becoming a promoter for their own local region. WBPW personally respects this sentiment, and we're trying to return Wrestling to a luster we believe it has lost. Brothers from Twoson, Steve and Kenny Hankleschmidt are getting into the business....but NOT together. That's right, Twoson is being split right down the middle with East Twoson Pro and West Twoson Pro. These mini micro promotions....are just ridiculous. Is Twoson really that big that it needs two home promotions? I've been there a lot, and I can tell you....I'm being told to say yes off camera....so yes. I hate that....that is soooo true. Apparently both promotions will be studio based..wait...so Twoson has two tv stations? Do....do they have two of everything? Is that....is that the joke here? They do don't they? Since when did...nevermind...back on point. So the studio shows will build to bigger shows, and the hope for the brothers is that one can destroy the other in ratings and attendance. That's family for ya, am I right? Both promotions will debut the same day, literally splitting the potential viewing audience.

East Twoson Pro
Studio 1, Twoson
Channel 2

1. Singles: Mega Big Ninja vs. Eric CAW
2. Singles: "Count" Charles Perry vs. "Astronaut" Jack Starr
3. Singles: "Mountain" Phillips vs. Eddie the Electrician

West Twoson Pro
Studio 2, Twoson
Channel 1

1. Singles: Alan the Island vs. Unfriendly D
2. Tag: Louis Graham/George Graham vs. Lawman Donald Lee/Hockey Hooligan

Hater: And now a word from Mr. Pirkle, the owner of WBPW!

Mr. Pirkle: Hello wrestling fans. It's come to my attention that the video has leaked of my altercation with Derek Mach. I'm flanked by Captain Strong here today because I want to get this message out and I don't want him to stop me. You can't intimidate me...I have too much money. I mean...what you did...to Pokey Minch...is reprehensible. You will pay for what you've done. I am hereby suspending you here and now, meaning you won't get your Earthcade match that you want so badly. I will not be strong armed by you, or anyone else. WBPW is the best wrestling promotion in the world, and I won't let you change that.

Hater: Great...well...I'm going to get as far away from you as I can right now...so...you know....later.

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach is sitting quietly on the couch as Killer M's walks in...

Killer M's: Oh Trevor...I...I see you're sad....and sitting on the remote control.

Trevor Mach: I wouldn't say sad...just deep in thought...and that kind of hurts for me...hence the tears.

Killer M's: You...you need to stand up for a second.

Trevor Mach: Thinking about the existential crisis that is literally wrestling yourself to protect your son that's not your son but is your son from another Earth.

Killer M's: Like...just for a second...stand up.

Trevor Mach: Can't wrap my mind around it.

Killer M's: Someone needs a hug....come here...lean into it...and off of the remo-THERE WE GO! I got it! Look Trevor, just do what you normally do and don't think about it too hard.

Trevor Mach: You're right....shutting this shit down right now! Thanks nice lady!

Killer M's: I'm not thinking about my problems either right now. I'm going to have to destroy my own mother, but I'm totally fine with that, so now I'm just going to sit back and watch some-

TV Announcer: And now "Betrayal of your Children" The Bloody Rose Story.

Killer M's: ......MOTHER FU-

Trevor Mach: Wow...right out the window...that...that was a new television.

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Twoson Channel 2

Announcer: It's time for Pro Wrestling Action for the next 30 minutes on Channel 2! It's time for East Twoson Pro! Here is your host, Russell Nash!

Russell Nash: Thank you, thank you for that warm welcome...and welcome to all of you! This is East Twoson Pro, the BEST promotion in Twoson. Let me just tell you that this promotion has the top talent in all of Twoson, and plenty of journeymen from the growing territory system. They all want to pass through East Twoson, and completely ignore...West Twoson. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's begin the show by announcing our first big event in the Twoson Fairgrounds...which IS on the East side of Twoson...so only we can use it. "East Twoson Supershow" will see the first East Twoson Regional Champion crowned, when "Mountain" Phillips, our big mountain of a woodsman will battle the Mega Big Ninja, from parts unknown. We have them both in studio today, and you'll see them in action against some local up and comers.

"Mountain" Phillips: Hello everyone! Axes high!

Russell Nash: Whoa! It's "Mountain" Phillips, with his signature ax! What brings you out here before your match?

"Mountain" Phillips: When you're on a hunt in the woods, you have to stalk your prey and learn about them. I don't know much about much, but I know this Mega Big Ninja is not someone to take lightly.

Russell Nash: Yes, I hear that Mr. Higgins the dastardly manager brought him from the far east specifically to face you, the Mountain, and here he comes Mega Big Ninja with that villain Mr. Higgins! What a villain!

Mr. Higgins: Wahaha! Look at my giant Mega Big Ninja! He's a monster of a man, and his deadly Wucumakitaki Martial Arts he learned high up in the mountains will CRUSH that Mountain!

Russell Nash: Ah, big words from a small man! Mountain, what do you have to say about that?

"Mountain" Phillips: You think you're going to beat me....but you won't.

Mr. Higgins: .....

Russell Nash: ....Riveting stuff! Mega Big Ninja heads to the ring for the first of three matches tonight. Stay tuned for the main event, when "Mountain" Phillips takes on the evil Electrician Eddie!

East Twoson Pro
Studio 1, Twoson
Channel 2

1. Singles: Mega Big Ninja beat Eric CAW via Chokeslam -> Pin
2. Singles: "Astronaut" Jack Starr beat "Count" Charles Perry via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
3. Singles: "Mountain" Phillips beat Eddie the Electrician via Double Axe Handle -> Pin

Russell Nash: East Twoson Supershow is coming in two weeks at the Twoson Fairgrounds! Not only will "Mountain" Phillips take on Mega Big Ninja inside of the STEEL CAGE for the East Twoson Regional Championship, but we'll also see a 10-Man Battle Royale to determine the first 8th Street Championship....which is a title that makes you champion....of that whole street. More coming soon.

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The Angel Residence

Tack Angel is playing a game on his television, while Trevor Mach lays on the couch, eyes glazed over, not doing much of anything.

Tack Angel: ....I gotta say...some days I wish I really didn't have a sister. *sigh*

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Tack Angel: Oh, I thought you asked me what was going on with my sister?

Trevor Mach: ...No....no I would never do that.

Tack Angel: Oh.

Christina Angel: Later Dad, I'm going down to the Gym to train.

Trevor Mach: Tack, your infant child is trying to leave on her own.

Tack Angel: It's the older one. If you just got up and looked over the side of the couch you'd see-

Trevor Mach: Nah.

Tack Angel: Good luck Christina. Reach for the stars. What a great kid, and now she's got a shot at being Lady Renegades Champion.

Trevor Mach: Cause you and her just had to copy off my nepotism.

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: I just say things sometimes.

Tack Angel: ...You know....my sister almost got a job at that Gym...now though...wow...things are happening.

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: I'd call her right now to see if she's going to watch Victory Explosion...if she could answer the phone...poor thing. Poor poor thing.

Trevor Mach: I DON'T CARE!

Tack Angel: Fine! Christina's got the right idea though, we need to get into the best shapes of our lives for this Victory Explosion. This one is literally life or death. Titles might be on the line...but our very fates are as well.

Trevor Mach: I don't have a title right now.

Tack Angel: ...Y-you get what I'm saying though right?

Trevor Mach: Sure....Mr. World Champion. Psht!

Tack Angel: So how do we go about this training camp? Careful planning?

Trevor Mach: I think I'm going to have a couple more beers and just go for it.

Tack Angel: How about we play a game to decide? Winner gets to pick how we both train.

Trevor Mach: I'd do that....but I'm already taking a nap on this couch.

Tack Angel: But you're-

Trevor Mach: Zzzzz.....Zzzzz.....Zzzzz....

Tack Angel: Fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth. When did he even light that?

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Twoson Channel 1

Announcer: It's time for Pro Wrestling Action for the next 30 minutes on Channel 1! It's time for West Twoson Pro! Here is your host, Nick Johnson!

Nick Johnson: Thank you, thank you for that warm welcome...and welcome to all of you! This is West Twoson Pro, the BEST promotion in Twoson. Let me just tell you that this promotion has the top talent in all of Twoson, and plenty of journeymen from the growing territory system. They all want to pass through West Twoson, and completely ignore...East Twoson. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's begin the show by announcing our first big event in the Twoson Open Market...which IS on the West side of Twoson...so only we can use it. "West Twoson Supershow" will see the first West Twoson Regional Champion crowned, when Alan the Island takes on Killer Crane from Edo...as far as you know...he's wearing a mask...but he's totally from Edo. We're going to see Alan the Island in action today, but the main event will see the Graham Brothers take on Lawman Donald Lee and the Hockey Hooligan! Tag team wrestling, something you didn't see on that OTHER show you want to avoid. This is WEST TWOSON PRO!

West Twoson Pro
Studio 2, Twoson
Channel 1

1. Singles: Alan the Island beat Unfriendly D via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
2. Tag: Louis Graham/George Graham[o] beat Lawman Donald Lee/Hockey Hooligan[x] via Jumping Lariat -> Pin

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here the Walter Jones of Wrestling, and by that I mean I lost my middle finger in a car door accident, that's all I want to say about that, but if you find it, please put it on ice. This just happened on my way here. So yeah...Victory Explosion 11 is a week away, and we have the final Renegade Nation card before that fateful event. We're dusting off an old and brutal match type for the main event it seems, as Star Prince Tack Angel, Trevor Mach, and Justice Mach take on Deacon Cutter, Malice Rider, and Subculture is a GrindHouse match! Anyone remember that? Anyone? Well, it's a barbed circular cage that spins around the ring. Yeah, that's messed up right? I think that's why it's been years since it's been used, but I guess we'll do whatever it takes to keep the ratings from the competition on the go home show before Victory Explosion 11. So...yeah...I'm losing a lot of blood...I'm going to pass out on the floor...someone call Degrees please?

Havok: Renegade Nation
Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television!

1. Singles: Grind vs. Maniac
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Iroha vs. Lexie Bless
3. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Takuma Tsurugi
4. Lady Renegades Trios: Killer M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Rose Mulligan/Kelly Steele/Momo Miyuki
5. Singles: Razorblade vs. Camilo Ortega
6. 6-Man GrindHouse Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Justice Mach vs. Deacon Cutter/Malice Rider/Subculture

Dragon Shiryu's Dojo

The blind Dragon is practicing his fighting style in a dimly lit room...

Camilo Ortega: So this is where you are?

Dragon Shiryu: Solitude is the only place where I find peace anymore.

Camilo Ortega: Your eyes may have failed you, but your other senses would be sharpened correct?

Dragon Shiryu: I've come to learn that was just a myth. I was told that becoming a Ring Saint would allow me the use of 6th, 7th, and 8th senses, but in reality....chances are you get hit by a bus in the first three months.

Camilo Ortega: That's brutal. Still, your Athena is watching over you right?

Dragon Shiryu: All she's wanted was for me to get back on my feet to hunt down Hades. It is my duty as a Ring Saint....but I still feel alone in this.

Camilo Ortega: God Hand is still around to help.

Dragon Shiryu: Many thanks to you, but Tiburon is busy with other matters....as are you. I have to do this alone, and I will prove that I can by defeating the one called Grind and claiming a title at Victory Explosion. Then, I will adorn it here in my dojo, as a reminder of my mission.

Camilo Ortega: Yeah....about that. I didn't know how to tell you this, but this isn't a dojo, you're in the break room at a Denny's.

Dragon Shiryu: ....That explains the delicious aroma.

The Angel Residence

Tack Angel is loading up a back pack before attempting to leave...

Amy Angel: Hey.

Tack Angel: Whoa! You scared me there!

Amy Angel: ...What's going on?

Tack Angel: Huh? Well, I was just going to uh-

Amy Angel: How bout a hug?

Tack Angel: What? Oh yeah...of course.

Amy Angel: So what were you doing?

Tack Angel: Well, I was planning on hitting the gym to-

Amy Angel: How bout a kiss?

Tack Angel: Yes yes of course. What are you doing?

Amy Angel: ...Well I wanted to get a hug and kiss before we get into it.

Tack Angel: Into what?

Amy Angel: Trevor Mach is still asleep on our couch. I've poked him with a stick, but he won't get up. Get him out of here.

Tack Angel: ...Trevor? Trevor buddy. Time to wake up.

Trevor Mach: Zzzz....comfy....Zzzzz....

Tack Angel: Come on buddy, we need to train for Victory Explosion.

Trevor Mach: Zzzz....

Tack Angel: Uh...come on buddy...let's uh...let's play Laser Tag?

Trevor Mach: LASER TAG!? I'M UP! I'M UP! YOU BETTER NOT BE FOOLING!

Tack Angel: I guess I'm not!

Trevor Mach: Can Justice go?! We gotta bond and stuff!

Tack Angel: Absolutely!

Amy Angel: Hey! Wait a minute!

Trevor Mach: Oh no, a girl a wants to play too! Tack, don't let your wife ruin everything!

Amy Angel: Tonight is a family night Tack! I wanted this smelly bum off our couch so I could toss it out, replace it, and then have us sit down with the girls to watch a movie.

Tack Angel: Huh....that sounds fun actually, but I just made plans with Trevor, and getting him up when he's in one of his lazy slumps isn't very easy.

Amy Angel: You hang out with him all the time. I can't help that he's having a crisis because he was getting used to being Justice's Dad, when the real Dad suddenly shows up.

Trevor Mach: Nailed it. She nailed it. She's good. She's right Tack. I'll just go get my jacket out of your room, and I'll be on my way.

Tack Angel: Your jacket isn't in my room. Trevor? What are you doing in there?

Trevor Mach: I needed to get your away from Tack's wife. Listen, I'm not really leaving without you. That was just a ruse cruise I put her on.

Tack Angel: She won't let us leave through the front door.

Trevor Mach: I know, we're going to jump from here.

Tack Angel: What?! Do you have any idea how far that is?!

Trevor Mach: It's fine! We can fly!

Tack Angel: We can?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I got this magic pixie dust from a fairy...either that or it's Speed I got from a mime at a bus stop. *sniff* AH! IT'S THE SPEED! IT'S THE SPEED FROM THE BUS STOP! EVIL MIME!

Tack Angel: TREVOR LET GO OF ME! Wait what? A parachute?

Trevor Mach: HA! Had you going didn't I? I've been planning this for days. Who buys Speed from a Mime?

Tack Angel: ...Who does any of the stuff you do?!

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Simpsons of Wrestling, by that I mean I'm never going away and Tack Angel really hates me.

Tack Angel: That's not...entirely true!

Tommy Dukes: Speak of the Angel...it's Tack Angel! Star Prince Tack Angel that is, and he will be putting the Earth-1 Havok World Championship on the line in the Main Event of Victory Explosion 11 against Deacon Cutter inside the Steel Cage. That's exciting stuff right?

Tack Angel: Considering he's going to try and kill me, it's not all that exciting. I'd rather a veteran or deserving up and comer face me in the main event of our biggest show, but we have a monster that needs slayed, and the Star Prince will answer the call. I'll defend Havok from the Earth-3 invader. Victory is written in the stars.

Tommy Dukes: Glad to hear it. Has your training camp been going well?

Tack Angel: Well, when I finally got around to it, I hit my stride. I'll be in the best shape possible for the main event.

Tommy Dukes: Your daughter is also facing a big challenge, and a possible history making moment at VE 11, when she takes on Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan. Is she ready?

Tack Angel: She joined me for my training camp, and she surprised me with how ready she is for this. You really need to ask her about this though. Her hard work and determination need to be seen and appreciated. I'm proud of my alternate future daughter.

Tommy Dukes: I hear that Trevor Mach also joined you in your training camp is that true?

Tack Angel: No, he actually got his whole family into a big bus and toured Eagleland as a family band.

Mach Family Bus?

Mach Family: Hello world here's a song that we're singing! Come on get happy! A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringing! We'll make you happy!

Trevor Mach: We have a dream we'll go traveling together! Spread a little lovin' and we'll keep moving on! Something always happens whenever we're together! We get a happy feeling when we're singing a song!

Mach Family: Travelin' along there's a song that we're singin'! Come on get happy! A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'! We'll make you happy! We'll make you happy! We'll make you happyyyyy!

Tommy Dukes: Did that really happen?

Tack Angel: No, and I've tried to explain that to Trevor, but he hit his head really hard playing Laser Tag, and now he assumes he just spent months on the road singing with his family, which is weird, because he should know he'd never get Tali to sing show tunes. That just wouldn't happen.

Tommy Dukes: Of course.

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Jeff Andonuts Office

The man in charge cleans his glasses and stares out the window as Tess and Degrees come into the room...

Degrees: You alright Jeff?

Jeff Andonuts: Yes, I'm alright, I was just...I was just thinking.

Degrees: About science?

Jeff Andonuts: No, for once I wasn't. We stand on the precipice of a momentous event for our company, and yet, I feel that we have a traitor in our ranks.

Tess: ...What do you mean?

Jeff Andonuts: Our competition is growing, and they are growing ever confident that they can dethrone us. I think competition is a good thing, it creates excitement. Millions will be watching tonight, and this could be the moment this person decides to make their true allegiances known.

Tess: You're talking about me. I know you are.

Jeff Andonuts: I might be.

Tess: You little ingrate! You don't trust me?!

Jeff Andonuts: You're the mother of Ness, and I've always held you in high regard. When other people said that you have lost your way as a mother, I still believed in you, because Ness did. When he was homesick, all he wanted was to hear your voice. That's an unbreakable bond, and one that is currently being tested by the current situation.

Tess: My personal life and professional life can and will be separate. My children being in another promotion allows me to focus on this promotion without worry of bias, because these Lady Renegades are all the same to me. If they make us money, and put on good matches, I'm fine with that. If they don't, they get fired. I was just as mad as you when those ladies split to that new promotion.

Jeff Andonuts: You were seen having dinner with Ness.

Tess: Are you spying on me now?

Jeff Andonuts: No, it's the lakitus....they literally follow all of us....everywhere....at all times.

Degrees: Makes it difficult to shut them out of the bathroom....I'll just shut up.

Tess: I will never stop being a mother Jeff. I will never stop, and when my children need me, I will ALWAYS be there, but I put my reputation on the line with this job, and my promise to make the Lady Renegades mean something worthwhile. When my kids caught the wrestling bug, I did too. I want the women of wrestling to have a spotlight, and although SPARKLE fell, I won't let it happen to this division. That's where I stand. Believe it or don't, I don't really care. I have a job to do.

*SLAM!*

Jeff Andonuts: It's a wonder that door hasn't fallen off the hinges y-

*Door falls off hinges*

Jeff Andonuts: ....I'll get the screwdriver.

Degrees: You don't have to do that. We could-

Jeff Andonuts: I can build things Degrees, that is what I'm good at. Not this though. Not being in charge. How did you do it? How did you lead us in #EVER like that?

Degrees: Wasn't always easy Jeff. It's just the job we were given. Like Tess, we made a vow to give it our best. I'd rather be in the ring, but since I can't be, this is what I-

Jeff Andonuts: Actually...you can.

Degrees: What?

Jeff Andonuts: You didn't get your MRI results back yet?

Degrees: No.

Jeff Andonuts: Of course...they send it to me, when you're the doctor. Here look for yourself....you've healed up better than expected.

Degrees: .....

Jeff Andonuts: ...I'm going to need a new Renegade Boss aren't I?



The final stop on the gravel path that leads to Victory Explosion 11 is here. It's the penultimate stop towards....I used that right didn't I? Penultimate? That means like...last thing BEFORE the last thing right? Am I wrong about that? The event has shaped up quite differently from past events, with a family theme definitely having formed. Daughters and mothers, fathers and sons, alternate versions of the same person, and other out there shit. The final stop wouldn't be all sunshine and rainbows though, because Havok pulled out all the stops for this stop. I need to stop saying stop. STOP! Dusting off the old GrindHouse Cage wasn't easy, we didn't even remember where we stored it. Turns out it was in pieces at a storage unit place in Twoson. That place isn't easy to get through these days. I think they're building a wall down the middle for some reason. Let's just get to the promos and action and stuff. This is legacy dammit, why can't I treat it as such?

Interview Stage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the second gunman on the grassy knoll of wrestling, and I'm joined once again by the Havok World Champion Star Prince Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: I-

Subculture: Whoa! He's not the only World Champion of Havok! I'm the Earth-3 World Champion dammit! Why aren't I getting interviewed? Where is my tv time? Where are my segments? I lead the Supremacy dammit!

Tommy Dukes: Alright fine! What do you want to say?

Subculture: ....Nothing...I just...DAMMIT!

Tommy Dukes: Where are you-where is he going?

Tack Angel: I think he's just upset he's losing the title to Justice Mach at Victory Explosion 11.

Tommy Dukes: A lot of confidence in that prediction.

Tack Angel: It's written in the stars. For every shining moment in someone's life, a Mach will appear to crush their dreams....or so the prophecy goes.

Tommy Dukes: Prophecy?

Tack Angel: Let me tell ya something Dukes, this Fiville crowd is awesome, and I want them to see what I can do tonight and at Victory Explosion 11, when I show Deacon Cutter that the good guys ALWAYS win, even in 2017.

Tommy Dukes: Well that's exciting but-

Subculture: Alright! I know what I want to say so shut up! Justice Mach, I know where you come from, and it doesn't impress me. I have the title belt of your world, and I intend to keep it. I'm the Green Bomber. I'm the Supreme. I have the hardest fists in wrestling, just ask your "father". I will knock you out, knock you down, send you back where you came from, and I will REMAIN the Havok World Champion of Earth-3, and THEN I'm coming for the winner of your match Tack Angel, but it won't be you, it'll be my new "pal" Deacon Cutter. There...I did it.

Tommy Dukes: Yep, you sure did.

Locker Room

Justice Mach is taping his wrists in the locker room when...

Malice Rider: What are you doing?

Justice Mach: You. What right do you have to be here!?

Malice Rider: I'm your father, I have every right to come take my son home.

Justice Mach: I'm not your son. I'm Trevor Mach's son, and that isn't you anymore.

Malice Rider: Think what you want, but blood is blood, and my blood runs through your veins kid. That pretender is no different than me, he just didn't get away with the things I've done, so he backed off, waiting for his next chance. That's what we do.

Trevor Mach: He's right.

Justice Mach: What?

Trevor Mach: Well not about that last part, I should have clarified before saying anything. I made it look like I meant something else when I didn't. My bad...my bad. No, what I mean is that blood is blood, and that is my blood too. The blood of a Mach. We're so hot blooded it's like 190 proof alcohol. He can be like me, he could be like you, or he could be his own man.

Malice Rider: If I want something to happen I make it happen. I'll make sure he doesn't end up like you, because I'll wipe you from the face of this miserable Earth like I should have done on Earth-3.

Trevor Mach: Last time I checked, I kicked your ass on that Earth, and now I'll do it on this Earth. It's going to be the ultimate Mach vs. Mach bloodbath. An ego so big, it takes two Trevor Machs just to hold it all. This knee has plenty of malice coming for your face asshole!

Malice Rider: We'll just see about that.

Trevor Mach: What a cliche line. I thought you were me! You can do better than that!

Justice Mach: Thanks, but I had it taken care of.

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Slow down. Where are you going?

Justice Mach: We have a match tonight, and I want to be ready for it.

Trevor Mach: We need to talk.

Justice Mach: I don't need you to talk to me about this. I thought he was gone, and it isn't. I don't want him to be my Dad, but I know you don't want to be my Dad either so don't worry about it. I will see you out there.  

Trevor Mach: Hey! Listen to me! I DO want to be your Dad! That's why I'm fighting him! It's not for me, it's for you!

Justice Mach: What?

Trevor Mach: My ego is WAY bigger then it has any right to be, but this isn't a vanity match for myself. It's not technically a match with a stipulation for #1 Dad either, but to me it is. I've got your back kid. You don't worry about him or me though, you just kick Subculture's ass, and become World Champion of your Earth alright?

Justice Mach: ....I will.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television!

1. Singles: Grind beat Maniac via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Lexie Bless beat Iroha via Rounding Moonsault -> Pin
3. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Takuma Tsurugi via Control Nekobreaker -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Trios: Rose Mulligan[o]/Kelly Steele/Momo Miyuki beat Killer M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel[x] via Piledriver -> Pin
5. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Razorblade via STO Bomber -> Pin
6. 6-Man GrindHouse Tag: Deacon Cutter/Malice Rider/Subculture[o] beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Justice Mach[x] via Barbed KO Punch -> Pin    

- Clash Champion Grind gained more momentum before VE11, with an impressive win over Maniac in the opening contest. The Lucha Blader's style was the perfect counter to Maniac as his Sliced Bread #2. Grind said that he knows Shiryu is looking to prove himself again at VE11, but so is he, and the Clash Championship match could be a show stealer at the Great Uncle of them All!
-Lexie Bless beat Iroha in singles action, with an impressive Rounding Moonsault. Bless demanded that she get the first shot against the Lady Renegades Champion after VE11.
-Somewhat of an upset, as former World Champion Sal Paradise beat the seemingly unstoppable Takuma Tsurugi in singles action. The People's Choice was in top form as he evaded the harsh offense from Tsurugi and hit the Control Nekobreaker to win the match. LoveKick Connection will get their desired rematch with Last Sunrise for the World Tag Team Championships at VE11.
-Rose Mulligan got the last laugh before VE11, when she Momo Miyuki, and Kelly Steele beat Killer M's, Hope Mach, and Christina Angel in Trios action. With Bloody Rose menacing her daughter and grand daughter, Rose took the opportunity to land the Piledriver on her VE11 opponent to score the pin and win.
-Camilo Ortega sent Razorblade reeling in singles action, with an intense performance capped off with a sharp STO Bomber. The man in white revealed that he was giving his all to inspire Shiryu before VE11, though considering Shiryu couldn't see it...he'd have to take his word for it.
-The main event saw the return of the brutal and barbaric GrindHouse match, with Tack Angel, Trevor Mach, and Justice Mach taking on Subculture, Malice Rider, and Deacon Cutter. A bloody event, as the rotating barbed wire was used to grizzly effect. An all out war that saw Subculture get the last barb (HA!) in with a KO Punch to Justice Mach wrapped in the sharp wire.

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WBPW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

1. Women's Singles: Ripper Jane beat Kayla Sparkz via Snap DDT -> Pin
2. No Rules Division Singles: Snakebite beat "Tetris Master" Bosman[Debut] via Powerbomb -> Pin
3. Tag: Muscle Mitch[o]/Sanchez beat Masked Kid[x]/Erik Stone via Exploder Suplex -> Pin
4. Singles: Captain Strong beat Shark #1 via Gun Stun -> Pin
5. Non-Title Singles: Ness vs. Cade Lofton -> Time Limit Draw

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Christopher Columbus of Wrestling, and by that I mean I'm going to falsely claim I have discovered some new talent here. That part is not actually my job, but still...I totally did. As you all know, we have already introduced Mudslide the man monster who will debut after VEleven, but now we-what? I said VEleven. Yeah. Well Steve, I thought it sounded cool. What? You think it needs hashtag? Of course you do. That's why you're back there and I'm up here alright? I can never get through one of these without an interruption! Anyways, my guest joining me now is another talent set to debut after VEleven. A fitness obsessed athlete, with the best physique in the sport. Introducing....ChrisFit!

A man in track pants and a black cut off t-shirt comes in, with a black and white headband that says "ChrisFit(c)"

ChrisFit: I'm psyched to be here Tommy! It's time for a REAL athlete to hit the Havok scene! You haven't seen anything like me before. Look at these abs! I'm playing air guitar on these abs! You may have heard of CrossFit, but you've never seen ANYTHING as intense as the ChrisFit workout! I've been putting in the time, performing the various exercises, some extremely dangerous, and putting myself at constant risk of injury with the out of control and unsafe movements of the ChrisFit Workout! One day, I'll suffer from xertional rhabdomyolysis, that's exercise related muscle breakdown to you, but until then I'll be SHREDDED! YEAH!

Tommy Dukes: See you on the injured list sooner rather than later. That was ChrisFit everyone, I wouldn't get too attached. We now take you to Saturn City, for clips of the VEleven Press Conference! No Steve, I won't stop calling it that.

Saturn Dome Parking Lot - Saturn City

A huge crowd gathered in the parking lot of the Saturn Dome, as Jeff Andonuts and Tess ran down the Victory Explosion 11 card, and gave the fans and press a chance for some photo ops with the Renegades and Lady Renegades. A few raucous event crashers tried to promote rival promotions, which drew the ire of some of the Renegades on the stage.

Jeff Andonuts: Can you please quiet down? I don't want to have you removed. We appreciate free speech, and you're speaking your mind, but this is an official contract signing and-

Trevor Mach: No no, let em bitch all they want! Hey guys, I watched the last episode of your guys' favorite promotion. They don't want us talking about it, but has that ever stopped me? They got the name Xcite, but it was far from "Xciting"! I got me a brand new 4K HD Television with surround sound to watch Xcite. The picture was perfect and the sound was perfect, so I could perfectly hear the crickets, and perfectly see the audience sitting on their hands. I'm all for competition, but come at us with something a little bit better than the legends reunion and the rip off Mike and Amigo. I mean sure, I've been around just as long, but at least I'm FUN!

Subculture: I hate to say I agree with this moron, but you guys have shitty taste in wrestling.

Jeff Andonuts: Please, can we stop and-

Sal Paradise: The 87's do love picking a fight. What if LoveKick Connection decided to go say hello to our new neighbors on television.

Jeff Andonuts: No! No! We're not doing that! We're sticking to making sure Havok remains the top promotion in the World, and we will continue the escalation of wrestling, with Victory Explosion 11. There we will-

Deacon Cutter: Out of my way. You all scared? You all pissing yourselves right now? Wondering what I'm doing here? I'm going to make it plain and simple, so Tack, you sit your ass down, unless you want me gutting your family. I'm here to make a statement, that young children SHOULD watch Victory Explosion 11, because I want them to see the death of the Star Prince. They need to know something about heroes....there is no such thing.

Tack Angel: Oh just....hush will you?

Deacon Cutter: Hush?

Tack Angel: I've heard enough out of you. You think I'm intimidated by you? I've seen worse than you come and go through the doors of Havok. I've stood up to every single one of them, and you're no different. You talk a big game, but all your accomplishments come against different versions of ourselves. You might have stopped the Star Prince where you come from, but here, on this Earth, I am the Star Prince, the Pushpin Seraphim, the family man, and the one who will stop you, and when I do, I demand you go back to Earth-3. One more thing, threaten my family again, and you'll see a side of the Star Prince you don't like.

Deacon Cutter: ....Hush?

Tack Angel: What sounds better? Shut the....bleep up? Sorry, I don't speak edgelord.

Deacon Cutter: Well, look at you. Standing up for yourself finally. Makes it all the better for when I break you down in that Steel Cage.

Trevor Mach: Ow the edge!

Jeff Andonuts: People, please calm down! This fire is great, but I don't want to see it set loose until Victory Explosion 11. Havok's biggest night is just days away. No one miss it...except you noisy guys in the back...you can miss it.

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Christopher Columbus of Wrestling, and by that I mean I'm going to falsely claim I have discovered some new talent here. That part is not actually my job, but still...I totally did. As you all know, we have already introduced Mudslide the man monster who will debut after VEleven, but now we-what? I said VEleven. Yeah. Well Steve, I thought it sounded cool. What? You think it needs hashtag? Of course you do. That's why you're back there and I'm up here alright? I can never get through one of these without an interruption! Anyways, my guest joining me now is another talent set to debut after VEleven. A fitness obsessed athlete, with the best physique in the sport. Introducing....ChrisFit!

A man in track pants and a black cut off t-shirt comes in, with a black and white headband that says "ChrisFit(c)"

ChrisFit: I'm psyched to be here Tommy! It's time for a REAL athlete to hit the Havok scene! You haven't seen anything like me before. Look at these abs! I'm playing air guitar on these abs! You may have heard of CrossFit, but you've never seen ANYTHING as intense as the ChrisFit workout! I've been putting in the time, performing the various exercises, some extremely dangerous, and putting myself at constant risk of injury with the out of control and unsafe movements of the ChrisFit Workout! One day, I'll suffer from xertional rhabdomyolysis, that's exercise related muscle breakdown to you, but until then I'll be SHREDDED! YEAH!

Tommy Dukes: See you on the injured list sooner rather than later. That was ChrisFit everyone, I wouldn't get too attached. We now take you to Saturn City, for clips of the VEleven Press Conference! No Steve, I won't stop calling it that.

Saturn Dome Parking Lot - Saturn City

A huge crowd gathered in the parking lot of the Saturn Dome, as Jeff Andonuts and Tess ran down the Victory Explosion 11 card, and gave the fans and press a chance for some photo ops with the Renegades and Lady Renegades. A few raucous event crashers tried to promote rival promotions, which drew the ire of some of the Renegades on the stage.

Jeff Andonuts: Can you please quiet down? I don't want to have you removed. We appreciate free speech, and you're speaking your mind, but this is an official contract signing and-

Trevor Mach: No no, let em bitch all they want! Hey guys, I watched the last episode of your guys' favorite promotion. They don't want us talking about it, but has that ever stopped me? They got the name Xcite, but it was far from "Xciting"! I got me a brand new 4K HD Television with surround sound to watch Xcite. The picture was perfect and the sound was perfect, so I could perfectly hear the crickets, and perfectly see the audience sitting on their hands. I'm all for competition, but come at us with something a little bit better than the legends reunion and the rip off Mike and Amigo. I mean sure, I've been around just as long, but at least I'm FUN!

Subculture: I hate to say I agree with this moron, but you guys have shitty taste in wrestling.

Jeff Andonuts: Please, can we stop and-

Sal Paradise: The 87's do love picking a fight. What if LoveKick Connection decided to go say hello to our new neighbors on television.

Jeff Andonuts: No! No! We're not doing that! We're sticking to making sure Havok remains the top promotion in the World, and we will continue the escalation of wrestling, with Victory Explosion 11. There we will-

Deacon Cutter: Out of my way. You all scared? You all pissing yourselves right now? Wondering what I'm doing here? I'm going to make it plain and simple, so Tack, you sit your ass down, unless you want me gutting your family. I'm here to make a statement, that young children SHOULD watch Victory Explosion 11, because I want them to see the death of the Star Prince. They need to know something about heroes....there is no such thing.

Tack Angel: Oh just....hush will you?

Deacon Cutter: Hush?

Tack Angel: I've heard enough out of you. You think I'm intimidated by you? I've seen worse than you come and go through the doors of Havok. I've stood up to every single one of them, and you're no different. You talk a big game, but all your accomplishments come against different versions of ourselves. You might have stopped the Star Prince where you come from, but here, on this Earth, I am the Star Prince, the Pushpin Seraphim, the family man, and the one who will stop you, and when I do, I demand you go back to Earth-3. One more thing, threaten my family again, and you'll see a side of the Star Prince you don't like.

Deacon Cutter: ....Hush?

Tack Angel: What sounds better? Shut the....bleep up? Sorry, I don't speak edgelord.

Deacon Cutter: Well, look at you. Standing up for yourself finally. Makes it all the better for when I break you down in that Steel Cage.

Trevor Mach: Ow the edge!

Jeff Andonuts: People, please calm down! This fire is great, but I don't want to see it set loose until Victory Explosion 11. Havok's biggest night is just days away. No one miss it...except you noisy guys in the back...you can miss it.

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Dark Room

A blindfolded Killer M's is being lead into a dark room by Trevor Mach...

Killer M's: Trevor, when you busted out the blindfold, I was expecting some real freaky shit, but now I'm just bored.

Trevor Mach: Hang on! We're here!

Killer M's: Huh?

Havok Roster: SURPRISE!!!!

Killer M's: What?

Trevor Mach: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Killer M's: I'm going to kill you.

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Killer M's: I'm going to choke you out and hate fuck you.

Trevor Mach: But it's YOUR birthday not mine! Here, have a seat!

The room lights up to reveal Jackie's Bar, filled with Renegades and Lady Renegades.

Trevor Mach: Tali Mach, for your birthday, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

Killer M's: No.

Trevor Mach: First off, we have the devourer of worlds from your past. This thing left a lasting impression on you. Presenting....LAVOS!

Killer M's: ......

Trevor Mach: ......LAVOS!

Killer M's: .....

Trevor Mach: ....*cough*

Tack Angel: I told you...it's dead...it's not coming.

Trevor Mach: But...I didn't know who else to invite!

Hope Mach: Given. Taken. Grandpa. The list is actually extensive Dad.

Trevor Mach: Well dammit.

Killer M's: I'm out of her-

Trevor Mach: But wait! I brought you...a MOUNTAIN of Twinkies and Dr. Pepper!

Killer M's: ....You bastard. You bastard....you always know how to keep me around.

Trevor Mach: AHAHAHAHA!

Later that night...

Killer M's: They're lucky I didn't burn this place down.

Bloody Rose: Was I late for the party?

Killer M's: Were you invited? That was a huge mistake.

Bloody Rose: I just wanted to give you a present.

Killer M's: I'd rather you didn't.

Bloody Rose: You will want this gift. I'm letting you out of our Victory Explosion match.

Killer M's: I don't think so.

Bloody Rose: You REALLY want to do this?

Killer M's: I do. I really want to beat you once and for all, so I'm not under your shadow anymore, and you'll know I surpassed and kicked your ass.

Bloody Rose: Fine...I'll just keep the gift. Glad I saved the receipt.

LAVOS: I DIDN'T MISS THE PARTY DID I?!

Killer M's: HOLY SHIT!

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Nerma: Nerma here for your wrestling updates on ENN! I'm trying to track down our newest additions Sal Paradise and Jamie OD, two highly decorated individuals, who are finally home where they belong, but I want to know why they have joined up with Derek Mach? Meanwhile, here are the results for VBW's show earlier today on Twitch called "The Blood Hour", which was weird because it was about 36 minutes actually.

VBW: The Blood Hour
Threed High School Gymnasium, Threed
Twitch

1. Singles: LG Rod beat Curry Man<3'dPW> via Neckbreaker Slam -> Pin
2. Non-Title Tag: Maverick Valentine©[o]<VBW>/Valhallen©<VBW> beat Reno[x]/Rude via Mav Buster -> Pin
3. 3'dPW Insane Pain Championship: CP Munk(c) beat Randy no Kachi via Go 2 Munk -> Pin -> Title Defense!

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The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach busts into his house with boxes of twinkies...

Trevor Mach: Whew! That's a lot of twinkies. I have to find better ways to satiate Tali's bloodlust. Hey...wait...where is my hat? Great, first I misplace LoveKick Connection, and now my #1 Dad hat? Could I BE any more forgetfu.....fuck....I forgot the Dr. Pepper....oh she's going to be so mad.

*ring ring*

Trevor Mach: *grabs phone* Moshi moshi?

?: *deep breathing* I have your hat.

Trevor Mach: ....I don't know who you are, and I don't know what you want. But, I have a very particular lack of skills. I will NEVER be able to find you. But, what I do have, is 2 dollars and a Casio Wrist Watch. You can have one of them....but take the money....I really like this watch.

Christina Angel: Uncle Trevor, it's me Christina. I was just goofing around.

Trevor Mach: ...Do your parents know you're using the phone?

Christina Angel: ....Adult Christina.

Trevor Mach: Oh hey! WHY DID YOU TAKE MY HAT?!

Christina Angel: Well come over and I'll show you.

The Angel Residence

Trevor lunges into the room and rolls behind the couch, holds his fingers up like guns...

Trevor Mach: I WANT MY HAT!

Christina Angel: Whoa! Calm down! I just needed it to show you something. Look over here.

Christina leads Trevor into Tack's room, where the World Champion is blankly staring at the television, wearing the #1 Dad hat.

Christina Angel: He just sits there all day. He barely blinks. He's been watching Golden Girls for 10 straight hours.

Trevor Mach: Dammit, that marathon was today?!

Christina Angel: I grabbed your hat because-

Trevor Mach: He would NEVER wear my hat, and yet he's not taking it off. Yeah....something isn't right. Hey Tack? Tack? Are you alright buddy? Listen, I kind of lost LoveKick Connection! They went bye bye to WBPW! You know...bye bye? I found Tomo though! Turns out he didn't go back to Edo, and he's been bum fighting this whole time! Classic Tomo-kun am I right? Tack? Yeah, he's not all there is he? Tack, you're wearing my hat! You should've tried the wizard hat. I'll go get it.

Christina Angel: I don't think that's going to change anything. It's like something is missing. The lights are on, but nobody is home.

Trevor Mach: He better not be having a Sanctum Ultimatum without me!

Christina Angel: A what?

Trevor Mach: Existential Dad stuff. Wait...maybe...MAYBE....the Star Prince part of him left when Deacon was beaten and the gate was closed.

Christina Angel: You think that could happen?

Trevor Mach: That was where all of his motivation was coming from lately. What if it just kind of got sucked out?

Christina Angel: Oh no. That would be horrible.

Trevor Mach: I've got an idea. We just need to recreate the conditions that turned him into Star Prince on Earth-3....sans killing his Parents and framing him for it....I'm not doing that.

Christina Angel: Well, where do we start?

Trevor Mach: Luckily for us, it begins in Edo...which is where we're going next. It's great that it worked out that way! Very convenient.

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Edo - Hikawa Shrine

Tack Angel is being taken to a shrine in Edo, by Christina Angel, who is speaking to Trevor Mach on the phone...

Christina Angel: *on phone* Alright Uncle Trevor, I'm here, now what?

Trevor Mach: *on phone* Alright now, you're going to want to find a girl named Rei Hino.

Christina Angel: Yeah about that, I called ahead, and she's nowhere to be found, just her brother Eiji.

Trevor Mach: SHIT!

Christina Angel: How do you know about all this stuff anyways?

Trevor Mach: I read his book.

Christina Angel: His book?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, it was called "I'm not Star Prince, but if I was, this is how it would have happened" by Tack Angel.

Christina Angel: Oh. Hang on, I've got a call coming from my Mom.

Trevor Mach: That's fine, I'm about to land anyways.

Christina Angel: Are you sure you're going to be alright in Edo? It's not gone well in the past.

Trevor Mach: I'll be fine! What could go wrong? Oh, I gotta go. They've got an armed escort waiting for me.

Christina Angel: Wait what? Hello? Huh. *takes Amy's call* Hi Mom.

Amy Angel: Are you in Edo?

Christina Angel: Yes Mom.

Amy Angel: Is Tack still playing catatonic in that wheelchair?

Christina Angel: Yes Mom.

Amy Angel: Put the phone to his ear. Tack? Tack listen, if you get out of that chair and get motivated again, become your own Star Prince, I'll do that thing you like where you get to nap on my lap at least once a week.

Tack Angel: ...You know....I can feel it...it's back. YES IT'S BACK!

Christina Angel: Dad?

Tack Angel: The Star Prince is back! I feel great! I had to do something thinking, but yes...the power of friendship and family...were the keys to resurrecting the Star Prince! I will continue to be a shining star in the night sky! I'm hungry.

Edo Airport

Trevor Mach holds his hands up, as several soldiers surround him with assault rifles pointed at this head.

Trevor Mach: Guys? I can understand why you'd be concerned but *shakes medicine bottle* I'm medicated now! It's all good! Scout's honor?

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Officially Unofficial Renegade Cup Theme



The Renegade Cup spanned 3 glorious days in Kyoto, Edo, at the famous Kora Hall, a place where the Renegades once battled for the sake of all wrestling in Edo. Now, the Renegades were brought together to compete in the Renegade Cup. It was announced that the winner would receive $100,000 and a title shot, plus the recognition of being the first winner of what will become an annual tournament taking the place of the Royal Crown Cup after...well you know. No one really wants the belt anymore. It was an amazing 3 days of action, as we saw the return of the Weekend Wrecking Crew, and a surprisingly dominant showing for Dark Kiva. We also saw Degrees return to the ring, choosing to just lace up the boots instead of making it a big announcement. The ring rust was there, but he put up a good fight in the cup, and in singles competition with Television Champion Jackson Kain. We also saw the Havok World Champion Star Prince Tack Angel unite with Tomo-kun and Magnum PT to battle Good News Gary's stable of Mudslide and Last Sunrise, to varying results. In the end, Trevor Mach had to bust out a Burning Machismo on the master of Dark Lucha in the finals to win the 2017 Renegade Cut. *cue John Cena's theme even though Tack is the John Cena of Havok*

Havok: Renegade Cup Day 1
Kora Hall, Kyoto, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Renegade Cup Round 1: Dark Kiva beat Bashin Dan via Kiva Dive -> Pin
2. Renegade Cup Round 1: Trevor Mach beat Benjamin via Macha Ye -> Pin
3. Renegade Cup Round 1: Firebrand X beat Dragon Shiryu via Cross Armbreaker -> Referee Stoppage
4. Renegade Cup Round 1: Takumi Inui beat Camilo Ortega via Crimson Smash -> Pin
5. Renegade Cup Round 1: Grind beat Maniac via Rolling SSP -> Pin
6. Renegade Cup Round 1: Amigo beat Razorblade via Olympic Slam -> Pin
7. Renegade Cup Round 1: Subculture beat Los Tiburon via DQ
8. Renegade Cup Round 1: Kinniku Mike beat Degrees via Muscle Buster -> Pin
9. Trios: Tack Angel/Ishihiro Tomo/Magnum PT beat Mudslide/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi via DQ

Havok: Renegade Cup Day 2
Kora Hall, Kyoto, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Renegade Cup Round 2: Trevor Mach beat Firebrand X via Machoplata -> Referee Stoppage
2. Renegade Cup Round 2: Dark Kiva beat Grind via Kiva Dive -> Pin
3. Renegade Cup Round 2: Kinniku Mike beat Takumi Inui via Muscle Buster -> Pin
4. Renegade Cup Round 2: Subculture beat Amigo via KO Punch -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Iroha beat Queen Bolshoi via Sengoku Diver -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades Tag: Christina Angel/Hope Mach[o] beat Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks[x] via Ankle Lock -> Submission
7. Trios: Mudslide[o]/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi beat Tack Angel/Ishihiro Tomo/Magnum PT[x] via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
8. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain beat Degrees via Shadow Kick -> Pin

Havok: Renegade Cup Day 3
Kora Hall, Kyoto, Edo
Renegade Television

0. Havok Dark Crown Championship: Firebrand X beat Slam Master Jam(c) via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
1. Renegade Cup Semi-Finals: Dark Kiva beat Kinniku Mike via Kiva Dive -> Pin
2. Renegade Cup Semi-Finals: Trevor Mach beat Subculture via Macha Ye -> Pin
3. Tag: Razorblade[o]/Maniac beat Amigo[x]/Magnum PT via Exploder Suplex -> Pin
4. Havok Clash Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) beat Benjamin via TKO -> Title Defense!
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach beat Rose Mulligan via Olympic Slam -> Pin
6. Non-Title Tag: Tack Angel/Ishihiro Tomo beat Severide/Takuma Tsurugi via DQ
7. Renegade Cup Finals: Trevor Mach beat Dark Kiva via Burning Machismo -> Pin -> Winner of the 2017 Renegade Cup!

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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here in Edo, and wow, what a weekend it was for us with the Renegade Cup tournament. One of the pillars Trevor Mach rose to the occasion to claim the cup, but Dark Kiva made a huge splash as well. I tried to get him here, but he only speaks in Lucha, and I don't have a translator. I'm sorry Steve, do YOU speak Lucha? I didn't think so. Well then, let's take it to our Havok World Champion Tack Angel, who has had quite the weekend himself, dealing with the new monster on the block Mudslide.

Tack Angel: Well Tommy, let me tell ya something, that big balding man in the too tight singlet is actually a formidable foe, but the Star Power of Star Prince, and all the Starlights in his Constellation can overcome any challenge with belief and hard work. The 87's will team up to take on this new challenge once again on Renegade Nation, and I'll be ready. I gotta go now. Bye.

Tommy Dukes: Uh...bye? Why does he keep doing that? Our next guests are the Weekend Wrecking Crew! Welcome back guys!

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu! It's great to be back!

Amigo: I missed getting paid.

Magnum PT: I'm just glad I don't have that damn cursed belt anymore Chief. Keep that thing away from me.

Tommy Dukes: It's great to see you all back. What are you planning after your restful vacation?

Amigo: Well first, I'm going to make a sandwich, THEN I'm going to kick Razorblade's ass YET AGAIN.

Kinniku Mike: We're gunning for those Trios titles, the belts we made famous. The Supremacy have them, but they're no match for the Crew!

Magnum PT: I've been meaning to talk you about that Chief. What do you think about a name change? I'm thinking....Magnum Force!

Kinniku Mike: Dammit, that's amazi-

Amigo: No. We're the Crew.

Magnum PT: You really like the name that much?

Amigo: No, but the merch sells better than my World Warrior stuff, and we get a percentage.

Magnum PT: Oh right. You know Edo loves me guys. I should be in our match at the Mirohima Moon Plaza.

Amigo: Take it up with Andonuts...or don't...you could just go away.

Tommy Dukes: Well thanks for the words guys. Next up, we have the Lady Renegades Champion Christina Angel. Christina, you won the biggest match of your life on the biggest show of the year. I bet that had to feel great.

Christina Angel: It was a dream come true, and better yet, I get to wrestle my good friend Hope Mach at the Mirohima Moon Plaza. That's incredible. I've been looking forward to this kind of match, as I think Hope is the best in the division...besides myself of course. I-

Rose Mulligan: You're talking too damn much! This is all just a bunch of bullshit! That's MY belt! I deserve this main event....at the Mirohima Moon Plaza....this week on Renegade Nation.

Christina Angel: Why are you-

Rose Mulligan: THEY MADE ME SAY THAT LAST PART! Mark my words Christina. You'll regret the day you screwed me over. You and the Mach family will all regret it!

Tommy Dukes: Great...regret and stuff. Well, that about does it for u-

Jackson Kain: HOLD IT!

Tommy Dukes: Television Champion Jackson Kain? Mama Mia!

Jackson Kain: Shut up Dukes! Listen, I have a HUGE announcement to make. This guy is back in the movie business! That's right, I pitched and just got the green light to produce and star in a remake of ROADHOUSE!

Tommy Dukes: What? Roadhouse? Holy Cannoli!

Jackson Kain: And I promise that I will portray James Dalton in a way Patrick Swayze was unable to. A kinder, gentler, non-roundhouse kicking, PC Bouncer that-

Trevor Mach: YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU MONSTER!

Tommy Dukes: WHOA! SECURITY!

Jackson Kain: AHAHAHA! GET HIM BACK! GET HIM BACK!

Tommy Dukes: Cut the camera! Cut the camera! Oh shit you broke Steve! They're going to make you pay for that!

Havok: Renegade Nation
Mirohima Moon Plaza, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Grind vs. Los Tiburon
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele vs. ?[Debut]
3. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Maniac/Razorblade
4. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain vs. Degrees
5. Trios: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Mudslide/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Hope Mach

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Previously of Havok...

In a burned out office building, a beaten and bloody man is crawling through glass to avoid his attacker, Amigo, wearing bloody ripped up clothes, and wielding an assault rifle.

Beaten Man: Please no!

Amigo: Next time, there's a sandwich in the fridge with somebody's name on it, don't eat it SCUMBAG!

Beaten Man: You don't understand!

Amigo: Oh I think I do. That lunch didn't have your name on it....but these bullets do!

Alright, maybe that didn't happen...maybe.

Mirohima Moon Plaza - Entrance

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Koichi Sakamoto of Wrestling, and I'm joined by....well it looks like Good News Gary and his clients.

Good News Gary: Good News isn't it? I bring Good News wherever I go. That is why we're here in Edo, because I'm delighted about this Good News. I am a full time agent and manager to the stars now, and my client list just keeps growing! You can now refer to this as Good News Inc. The monster Mudslide, who has his sights set straight to the top. Severide and Takuma Tsurugi, the Last Sunrise. They will continue to dominate the tag division. Then we have, our newest addition, and this is one I'm very proud about. Come on out!

Havok Television Champion Jackson Kain emerged from around the corner, decked out in a flash new style, complete with purple leather jacket, sparkling gloves, and purple shades.

Tommy Dukes: Jackson Kain? What do you have to gain from this alliance?

Jackson Kain: This man got me the part in the Roadhouse remake. This man helped me realize that I should be getting more parts, and I should have been getting parts I was looked over for. For instance, the Bad Dudes movie series. Trevor Blade? What a joke! Jackson Blade on the other hand, now that's got a nice ring to it. These schlocky movies get released in theaters, while my stuff's been relegated to DVD! You want to know why? Because Mach and Angel have undeserved stroke. Who better to make them realize that then Good News Inc. eh?

Tommy Dukes: Well is turnabout fairplay? Is that why you took the role from Trevor Mach in Roadhouse?

Jackson Kain: I took it because I deserve it. I stole it from him because he deserves that. I've got the stoke now. I've got the passion. I've got the talent. I've got the Havok Television Championship. I'll continue to take what I deserve and steal what they don't. You might as well call me the "Smooth Criminal" Jackson Kain from now on, cause I'll keep getting away with it, and I'll make it look good.

Good News Gary: Haha! Well said! Well said! He deserves all the praise and none of the hate. You're all lucky to have him grace your presence. He's not just a superstar, he's a MEGASTAR, and now a Good News Gary Guy, just like the monster Mudslide here!

Mudslide: TACK ANGEL! You claim you're from the stars, but from where I stand, looking down at you, you're of this Earth just like anyone else, and as such, you're just as vulnerable to the natural disaster known as Mudslide! I'm coming for you, and I'm coming for the Havok World Championship!

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Newcomer Mudslide issuing the challenge to the Star Prince! Jackson Kain joining Good News Inc.! Things are heating up in Edo, and the show just started!

87's Locker Room

Tommy Dukes comes running from the entrance to the locker room, collapsing at the door...

Tommy Dukes: *huff puff*

Retro Hippie: You alright? Need some water?

Tommy Dukes: N-no, I'm good. I just wish we had another person who could do this so I wouldn't have to run all around the building!

Retro Hippie: I could do it!

Tommy Dukes: ...That...would be gr-*passes out*

Retro Hippie: .....Uh...Retro Hippie here, I'm...well...I'm here with Havok World Champion Tack Angel! You just heard what mudslide said. What do you think about his challenge?

Tack Angel: Well Hippie, I'll tell ya that the stars are shining bright over Edo tonight, and that means the Starlights are out to see The Star Prince, the Mad Dog, and the Bad Man join forces to take down this Good News Inc. tonight. We've seen this sort of thing before, and we're always up to the challenge. As for you Mudslide, you want to take me on? You know where to find me....at least I think you do? You have a map of the place right? I got lost myself a couple times.

Retro Hippie: I see. Well now we're joined by Trevor Mach, the winner of the 2017 Renegade Cup! Trevor, are you-

Trevor Mach: I'M UPSET!

Retro Hippie: ...I can see that?

Trevor Mach: I win this prestigious Cup tournament, and what do I get as my reward? I mean, other than all this money and the title shot? I get to find out that I was passed up for the role of James Dalton by that jackass Jackson Kain! Hey thinks I'M THE PRETENDER?! I was repping the 80's before it was cool again! The Bad Dudes trilogy grossed more that any recent Jackson Kain flick, I can tell you that much, and I've seen to it, that Bad Dudes 4: Fuck you Jackson Kain, is going into pre-production!

Tack Angel: Th-that...that's not the real name of the movie by the way.

Trevor Mach: You're lighting a fire under me Kain, and I was already fired up from having guns pointed at me since I got off the plane to Edo! They don't trust me here! That's fine! Next time, I might not even save you....from....myself. Oh yeah. They're totally justified aren't they?

Tack Angel: You need to get ready for the match tonight man. I'm ready, and the Mad Dog hasn't eaten all day, so Tomo-kun may bite you if you get too close.

Trevor Mach: Way ahead of you Tack. I quit smoking for the 28th time today, and I'm committed to getting into the best shape of my life. Look I even got this can of spinach! Gonna do this Popeye style bro!

Trevor sits on the floor with a can opener, repeatedly twisting it around trying to get the top of the can off.

Trevor Mach: Come on...come on. Why won't you open you bastard?

Tack Angel: ....You're committed alright.

Trevor Mach: Oh...it was pop top! Well too late now. I'll just-AH I cut my finger on the edge! It's bleeding....it's bleeding bad. Why is it always the small cuts that bleed the most? Alright, down the hatch. Eww! It's cold and watery! I'm gonna...I'm gonna puke. I'm going to go throw up! Out of my way!

Tack Angel: ...I think that's the best we're going to get from him tonight, so I'll take it.  



-Grind beat Los Tiburon in the opener with the Rolling SSP. Dark Kiva tried attacking Tiburon after the match, but Grind made the save and chased off the Dark Luchador.
-Jenny Everywhere debuted in Havok against rocker Kelly Steele. With Momo helping on the outside, Steele won the match with the Shredding Backbreaker.
-Subculture caused a DQ in a tag match between the Crew and the Supremacy, when he clocked Kinniku Mike. Magnum PT made the save for the Crew to a giant ovation from the Edo crowd that loves him so.
-Degrees tried to shake off the ring rust once again with a match against his long time friend Jackson Kain, this time for the Havok Television Championship. Originally it seemed like the title match was given by Kain as a courtesy to his friend, but now it looked to be a chance to chase him back out of wrestling, dominating with the help of Good News Inc. and handing Degrees his second loss since returning via Shadow Kick.
-Jackson Kain returned the favor for his new group, when they faced the 87's in Trios action. Kain came out to hit the Shadow Kick on Mach, allowing newcomer Mudslide to hit the Top Rope Splash and pin him for the win.
-The main event would see friends collide, as Christina Angel put her newly won Lady Renegades Championship on the line against Hope Mach. Easily the match of the night, but with a controversial finish. As Hope Mach lifted Christina for the Olympic Slam, Rose Mulligan ran in to attack both competitors leading to a No Contest. She grabbed the belt and tried to leave with it before new Lady Renegades Boss Boss M's appeared and ripped the title from her hands, having security escort her out, but not before throwing a few punches of her own.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Mirohima Moon Plaza, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Grind beat Los Tiburon via Rolling SSP -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Kelly Steele beat Jenny Everywhere[Debut] via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin
3. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat Maniac/Razorblade via DQ
4. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) beat Degrees via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. Trios: Mudslide[o]/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x]/Ishihiro Tomo via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
6. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Hope Mach ended in a No Contest

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Mirohima Training Center - Edo

Amigo is giving suplexes to a heavy bag, when a pale Slam Master Jam approaches with a box...

Amigo: Well...you don't look like you've slept or showered in days.

Slam Master Jam: Oh, I've slept...and I've dreamed. The belt...the Cursed Belt...it speaks to me in my dreams....it feeds off of them, but...it craves more. The rules have changed.

Amigo: I don't like where this is going.

Slam Master Jam: The title can now change hands....if it is given to someone. If it is handed to them, they become the new Dark Crown Champion.

Amigo: ....Uh huh...I don't want it...if that's where this is going.

Slam Master Jam: Oh no...not at all...by the way...here...have this box...it has a sandwich inside.

Amigo: Oh great, I'm starving! Thank you for.....DAMMIT JAM!

Slam Master Jam: I'M FREE! FREEEE!

Magnum PT: What was that all about?

Amigo: Nothing....here...hold this.

Magnum PT: Oh alri-NO! NO! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!

Amigo: Damn. Worth a shot.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Mirohima Moon Plaza, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Clash Division Singles: Takumi Inui vs. Magnum PT
2. Havok Clash #1 Contender: Firebrand X vs. Camilo Ortega
3. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Mudslide
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Iroha vs. Jenny Everywhere
5. Non-Title Singles: Tack Angel vs. Jackson Kain
6. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships: Momo Miyuki(c)/Kelly Steele(c) vs. Christina Angel/Hope Mach vs. Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks

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Boss M's Office

Rose Mulligan busts in to find an empty office...

Rose Mulligan: Ha! Bet you...hey...where are you M's?

Kelly Steele: The door is still on the hinge, and everything is still in its place. I don't think she's here.

Rose Mulligan: Well damn. I was going to gloat about crashing that title match last week. I guess we'll just crash in her office instead.

Boss M's walks towards the door to her office with Lady Renegades Champion Christina Angel and Hope Mach in tow.

Boss M's: So yeah, I leave it up to you two what you want to do, because I'm struggling to not just beat their asses myself.

Christina Angel: If Rose wants a shot, she can have one, but Hope deserves a fair shot as well.

Hope Mach: I don't need fair, I just want a shot. Put her in the match too. Make it a 3-Way for the title. She'll probably regret it almost immediately. Wait...listen.

Boss M's: Oh yeah, Rose is in there. Momo and Steele are too. *lights match* I'm surprised they haven't smelled the gas yet.

Hope Mach: Mom? What are you doing?

Boss M's: ...Giving them a light? *tosses match into the room and holds the door shut*

Christina Angel: Oh dear, I'll get the extinguisher!

Renegades Locker Room

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu!!! Where the hell did you go Amigo?! Amigo! I'm going to kill you!

Maniac: Ha! Finally, you're tired of the boring bastard to are you?

Kinniku Mike: You know it. I can't believe I let him get me with that trick!

Maniac: What did he do?

Kinniku Mike: Here, take a look at what he put in my workout bag.

Maniac: Huh? What's thi-OH DAMMIT!

Amigo: GOT YA!

Kinniku Mike: Can't believe you fell for that bro. What a moron!

Maniac: Take it back! Take it back!

Amigo: Not happening asshole!

Maniac: NO! NO! N...hey Razorblade? Where you at buddy? I got something for you.

Mirohima Moon Plaza - Restroom Entrance

Subculture and Razorblade could be seen talking to Good News Gary and Last Sunrise, as Havok World Champion Tack Angel and Trevor Mach approach.

Tack Angel: I knew I was sensing some nega vibes around here.

Trevor Mach: Is that...is that a thing you're going to be doing now?

Subculture: The hell do you two want? Can't you see we're having a discussion?

Trevor Mach: Save it Subbie. I'm here for Jackson Kain. Where the hell is he?

Subculture: You wait your turn. I was just telling Good News Inc. that maybe they could do some business with the Supr-

Trevor Mach: Don't care! Where is he?!

Subculture: Rude!

Trevor Mach: He doesn't work here anymore asshole! Get out of my way! Where is he Gary!?

Good News Gary: Good News for you all. He won't be here till later. Subculture, we'll talk later for sure. Angel and Mach can't seem to wait until later for their well deserved losses.

Tack Angel: This wasn't my idea, but it doesn't change the fact that I have business with Good News Inc. as well. Since Jackson is no where to be seen, then I have to ask where Mudslide is?

*flush*

Good News Gary: He's on his way.

Trevor Mach: *sniff* I think those nega vibes are heading this way.

Mudslide: The hell do you want?

Trevor Mach: You might want a piece of the Star Prince, but you've got a match with the Bad Man tonight. I have to ask...are you ready? I've personally been drinking all day.

Mudslide: Me too.

Trevor Mach: Nice. You warmed up?

Mudslide: Never.

Trevor Mach: Perfect. Me either. Nothing an unstretched, middle age body likes more than sudden, explosive movement. Hey, you're alright big guy. You want to join the 87's?

Tack Angel: Hey!

Trevor Mach: Oh...oh right.

Mudslide: You both came looking for a man, but instead you find the monster! The Mudslide!

Tack Angel: Oh THE Mudslide? His name is THE Mudslide? See, I didn't know that.

Trevor Mach: THE Mudslide. Got it.

Mudslide: I'LL CRUSH YOU BOTH, AND WE'LL SEE WHERE YOUR JOKES GET YOU THEN!

Trevor Mach: Listen dick fat, tonight, you're eating this knee....if I can reach that high. You think you deserve a title shot against my boy Star Prince here? You forget, I won the Renegade Cup, and that gives me a title shot, and lest we all forget, I am a TERRIBLE friend. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: *sigh* He gets to talking, and he forgets the whole point of what we're doing.



-Opening contest saw Takumi Inui defeat Magnum PT in a Clash Division match via TKO. PT's three falls weren't nearly as bad as having Maniac rush from out of the crowd to hand him the Dark Crown, cursing him with the belt once again.
-Camilo Ortega used his Judo skills to out wrestle his friend, hybrid fighter Firebrand X in a #1 Contender match for the Clash Championship. Ortega won 3 takedowns to 2, meaning that Ortega will be facing the blind dragon Dragon Shiryu for the Clash Championship next.
-Trevor Mach suffered a big loss to the monster Mudslide, thanks in part to Television Champion Jackson Kain. The movie star ran out and hit the Shadow Kick on Mach, giving Mudslide the chance to flatten Mach with the Top Rope Splash and the pin.
-Iroha handed newcomer Jenny Everywhere another loss in Lady Renegades action, with her new finisher, the Reisen Driver. After the match, Iroha said that she will continue to improve, and one day win the Lady Renegades Championship, and then finally senpai Tack Angel might notice her.
-The Havok World Champion and Havok Television Champion collided next, as Tack Angel took on Good News Inc.'s Jackson Kain. Great hard hitting match up, but the Renegades were cheated out of a finish, as Trevor Mach ran down to attack Jackson Kain and even the score. Since it's not technically a heel doing a run in it lead to cheers, because double standards. After the match Mach got on the mic and announced that he was going to use his title shot on Jackson Kain instead, meaning that Jackson Kain will defend against Trevor Mach, leaving the door open for Mudslide's challenge to the Star Prince.
-The main event saw Momo Miyuki and Kelly Steele survive a tag championship challenge by Mach and Angel of the female persuasion, and the Muscle Pixies. Finish came when Steele hit the Shredding Backbreaker on Brooks for the title defending pin.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Mirohima Moon Plaza, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Clash Division Singles: Takumi Inui beat Magnum PT via TKO
2. Havok Clash #1 Contender: Camilo Ortega beat Firebrand X via TKO
3. Singles: Mudslide beat Trevor Mach via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Iroha beat Jenny Everywhere via Reisen Driver -> Pin
5. Non-Title Singles: Jackson Kain beat Tack Angel via DQ
6. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships: Momo Miyuki(c)/Kelly Steele(c)[o] beat Christina Angel/Hope Mach and Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks[x] via Shredding Backbreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense!

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Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff Andonuts is putting random colored liquids into tubes as Degrees limps in...

Jeff Andonuts: Well look, who it is. You've come crawling back eh?

Degrees: Well limping...but yeah.

Jeff Andonuts: How was the trip to Edo?

Degrees: Well...after realizing I had more ring rust than I anticipated, I became a 6x Dark Crown Champion. I in fact still had the belt, until just now passing it off to Retro Hippie in the hallway.

Retro Hippie: Thanks a lot DICK!

Degrees: Glad we shared that cab. So yeah...I'd like my-

Jeff Andonuts: Done. You're rehired...with a raise...please come back.

Degrees: Wow. That was easy.

Jeff Andonuts: I can't do what you do. I'm not a leader like you. I just want to work on my science. Look at this...I don't even know what I'm doing, or what these liquids are...but the results are fascinating. Look, this one is purple. I don't have a red or a blue, so how did I get purple, and what does it do? That's what makes science so great! Doing shit to make shit happen that will eventually get out of hand and destroy some other shit.

Degrees: Great...well...I'll just settle back in then.

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah, you should do that. Glad to have you back.

Degrees: How are things going? What about this situation with WBPW?

Jeff Andonuts: Oh I handled that. I had our network moved further from ENN and stuff, so they can't just flip back and forth. You have to pick a channel and stick with it.

Degrees: ...I don't think that makes it much more difficult.

Jeff Andonuts: Well, what else can we do?

Degrees: Blow them out of the water with our product?

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah....let's do that instead.

Tack Angel: Hello? You guys in here? Wow, nothing says success like free on tuesday at 3pm.....I'll get there....someday.

Degrees: What can we do for you Tack?

Tack Angel: First off, I did not enjoy that Continental Breakfast at the hotel coming back, but I'm too nice to leave anything other than a 4 star rating, so if one of you could do it for me, that would be a big help. The big issue though, is that THE Mudslide wants a title match, and I'm going to answer that challenge.

Degrees: You want to put the title on the line against Mudslide?

Tack Angel: THE Mudslide. Yes, yes I do. The Starlights in the Constellation need to know they don't have to be afraid of monsters. Plus, I just got these new Nike Pumps, and I really want to try them out in a match. *pump pump pump pump*

Jeff Andonuts: Wow! Four pumps? Your feet must be floating right now!

Tack Angel: ....*pump*

Jeff Andonuts: Give him what he wants. Give him the match. Give him all the matches. He's obviously ready.

Degrees: Well, luckily for you all, I assumed I was going to get my job back, so I already put together the whole card for....

Havok: Spring Break on Serpent Island
Serpent Island
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Slam Master Jam
2. Singles: Subculture vs. Takumi Inui
3. Havok Clash Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
4. Singles: Grind vs. Dark Kiva
5. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Trevor Mach
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Severide(c)/Takuma Tsurugi(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Razorblade/Maniac vs. Bashin Dan/Benjamin
7. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Mudslide
8. Havok Lady Renegades Championship 3-Way: Christina Angel(c) vs. Hope Mach vs. Rose Mulligan

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TACKED IN THE LOCKER

A melodic R&B melody plays as the camera pans into the empty Lady Renegades Locker Room, zooming into a locker, and fixing on Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: ♫ 3:30 in the afternoon. I should be playing video games, inside my own room but, bad luck, got me all messed up. In the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I'm a goner now. See, I was walking, Trev was talking, I remembered something. I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing. Then he said, Imma go watch some 80's movies, so I shrugged and then I turned around, back to the gym, but then who was inside? ♫

Chorus: ♫ Mudslide. ♫

Tack Angel: ♫ Oh no, this was not who I want to see, I ran until I found an opening, which happened to belong to the lady team, now I'm gonna get beat until I scream. They're approaching the locker! With my balls they'll play soccer! She's gonna open the locker! Wish there was someway to stop her! ♫

Rose Mulligan: Tack Angel?

Kelly Steele: What the hell are you doing in here? Were you singing?

Tack Angel: ♫ So these, girls pull me out the locker, talkin' bout, what the hell you doing up in here? Hold up ladies, please lower your voice, let me make this all clear. Now let's start over, my name's Tack, it's nice to see you ladies. They're like, cut that bullcrap Tack, we know it's you, and you're acting shady. So listen close, because this is what's gonna happen, the pain might make you start crappin, but it surely will stop you from fappin. This is getting bad, wish I could take a hike, but I'm saved at the last second because beside me falls Kinniku Mike. Turns out he was there, for more than just, providing a scare, so while the ladies stare, I ran away from that nightmare. Next time, I won't run away from that Mudslide, I won't cower, no I won't hide. You see, it's not that I'm not a man, it's just that I know he had just left the toilet and didn't wash his haaaaands. ♫

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Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Nerma: Hello Wrestling fans, Nerma here with another update for you! WBPW did not air on the right night this week, because we had to make a looooong trip to Dalaam, heading to the newly opened Mu Arena to christen it. It was a big deal for us, and worth the trip, because we are happy to announce that we have exclusive rights to hold our shows there, along with Poo's developmental school, and the local Dalaam Wrestling Council. That means no Havok here!

WBPW: Xcite
Mu Arena, Dalaam
ENN

1. WBPW No Rules Championship: Snakebite(c)[o] beat Dalton Gage via Table Assisted Powerbomb -> Pin -> Title Defense!
2. Singles: Cade Lofton beat Shark #1 via Exploder Suplex -> Pin
3. Women's Division Singles: Ripper Jane beat Erica via Cut Throat -> Pin
4. Sky Runner Division: Hexagon V vs. Rey Dorado<P+P> ended via Time Limit Draw
5. 6-Man Tag: Derek Mach[o]/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Ness/Poo/Franky[x] via Chaos Theory -> Pin

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Random Rooftop in Edo

Kinniku Mike and Amigo are standing atop the roof, with Mike holding a mysterious bag...

Amigo: So, why are we up here Mike?

Kinniku Mike: Hang on, I was waiting for the lakitu to zoom in on us. We good? Great. Listen Amigo, these Strong Tits of mine aren't just for show. They have special powers. They have the power of insight, they twitch when something isn't right, and something isn't right with you. You've lost that edge that lead you to the World Championship...for those brief few minutes.

Amigo: ...Thanks Mike.

Kinniku Mike: No seriously Amigo. You don't get mad anymore. You don't get fired up. You just get perturbed.

Amigo: You know in some ways that could be worse....who am I kidding?

Kinniku Mike: That's why, I'm going to get you mad Amigo. I'm going to throw stuff at you on this rooftop until you're so mad that you can't stand it, THEN I'm going to run away, leaving you fuming UNTIL your match with Subculture this week on Renegade Nation.

Amigo: I don't like this plan.

Kinniku Mike: It's going to work!

Amigo: No it isn't.

Kinniku Mike: Yes, it will.

Amigo: Nah.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah.

Amigo: Nuh uh.

Kinniku Mike: I'm throwing!

Amigo: Whoa! What was that? A head of lettuce?

Kinniku Mike: Yep! Here comes more!

Amigo: Is that...that's lunch meat! HEY! You're throwing my sandwich stuff! STOP THAT! MY TOMATOES! NOOOOO!!

Kinniku Mike: Yes! It's working!

Amigo: I'LL KILL YOU MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: IT'S WORKING TOO WELL! AAAAHHHH!!!

The tomato flies through the air, smashing into the windshield of the Angel Family, on their way to the next venue...

Tack Angel: Huh...the weather didn't call for vegetables today. Oh well, we really did need it. *turns on windshield wipers*

Amy Angel: ...Wh-what?!

Boss M's Office

Boss M's is looking at paperwork before throwing it all in the trash. Trevor Mach comes in...

Trevor Mach: Knock knock! Hello Boss Lady!

Boss M's: This job sucks Trevor. It sucks ass.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I thought you'd hate it.

Boss M's: Why didn't you try and talk me out of it then!

Trevor Mach: *shrugs*

Boss M's: *sigh* Apparently, I'm not allowed to set the talent on fire when I'm a Boss.

Trevor Mach: I don't think we're supposed to do that regardless. Ha, like it ever stops us though. Wow, we should be put away huh?

Boss M's: The boredom is the worst part. I feel like I'm going to kill the next bastard that comes through that door, just so I can get some excitement AND possibly, a cheap sexual thrill from taking a life.

Trevor Mach: ....Hey Tack! You here yet buddy? If so, you should come up here! Tack?! Meh, oh well.

Boss M's: I'm going to book some awesome shit for these women, don't get me wrong, but I'm not ready to hang it up just yet myself.

Trevor Mach: So don't. Book yourself! Exert authority! Abuse your position!

Boss M's: ...You always know what to say to make me feel better. You're absolutely right! I'm going to book myself a match! I just need to pick the perfect one.

Trevor Mach: Well, while you're thinking about that, I brought us a treat. An old bottle of Rum they found on Serpent Island ahead of our trip there. Shit's old as hell though. Vintage 1662 actually.

Tack Angel: The very same year that the world lost famous poet, François le Métel de Boisrobert.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, nobody cares about that shit Tack.

Tack Angel: Oh...well bye then.

Trevor Mach: Wait...come back! Tali needs to kick some ass!

Havok: Renegade Nation
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Television

1. Clash Division Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Benjamin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach vs. Momo Miyuki
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Razorblade
4. Non-Title Tag: Severide/Takuma Tsurugi vs. Firebrand X/Takumi Inui
5. Singles: Amigo vs. Subculture
6. Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Mudslide/Jackson Kain

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Magnum PT's House

PT is entering his house, when he opens the door to see his living room ransacked...

Magnum PT: What?! My house!

Magnum PT pulls a gun and reaches behind him, placing Amigo in from of him...

Magnum PT: Come out you thieving bastards!

Amigo: PT, what the hell are you doing?

Magnum PT: Amigo, you were elected Wrecking Crew gun shield at the last pizza party. You're also in charge of the Netflix queue. Just know this. I never don't want to have Kindergarten Cop on there.

Amigo: *sigh*

Amigo flips around PT and hits him with a suplex...

Amigo: I don't even know what I was doing coming here. I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. I'm hungry, and I hate you.

Magnum PT: Wait! Come back Chief! *sigh* Fine, I'll beat this scumbag myself even if-

Slam Master Jam: CATCH!

Magnum PT: Huh?

Slam Master Jam jumps out from behind the turned over couch, tossing the Dark Crown at PT, who catches it out of instinct...

Magnum PT: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

The Mach Residence

Boss M's is throwing back beers watching TV, when she sees something interesting...

TV Reporter: And now, we're going to talk with Jackson Kain, star of the upcoming Roadhouse remake, on the set of the hit show Teenagers with Angst. Hello Jackson.

Jackson Kain: Don't call me that. In this role, my name is Taven Ashton Miller. I'm new in town, I surf, I have a hot bod, and I enjoy surfing.

TV Reporter: You said the surfing thing twice.

Jackson Kain: ...Alright, so the character isn't that deep, but the target audience doesn't care. They just want me to take my shirt off, and that I can do.

TV Reporter: Tell us more about your role in the series.

Jackson Kain: Well, like I said...I'm the new guy in town. I...uh...I have a van...and...uh...I do this flippy thing with my hair. I'm going to be on the cover of Teen Beat. That does still exist right? Doesn't it? I do know that the main character DJ is thinking about leaving school, and my character is like "No way man, I'm secretly your brother and-" I wasn't supposed to say that part. Can we cut that? Are we live? Dammit.

TV Reporter: Well, it looks like you've got your hands full with roles and your time as an active wrestling in Havok Wrestling.

Jackson Kain: Well, it's not easy being the Champion of all Television, I'll tell you that, but it's a crown I proudly wear and deserve. I will nail this role, and I'll nail my role as the kinder, more sensitive Dalton in Roadhouse, and I'll beat that joke Trevor Mach to a bloody pulp. All in a day's work for yours truly. *wink*

Boss M's: Heh...that son of a bitch.

Boss M's gets up and knocks on the bathroom door.

Boss M's: Trevor! Come out here! You need to see this! Trevor?

Trevor Mach: What?!

Boss M's: You've been in there for 30 minutes! What are you even doing?

Trevor Mach: Sitting on the toilet watching funny dog videos on my phone!

Boss M's: ....I would have been less disgusted had you said furiously masturbating. Come out here. You're going to want to see this.

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Television Studio

Director: Quiet on the set! And...ACTION!

DJ: I just don't think I can do this anymore. School...it's just so tough. The problems in school really truly matter. Life ends at 18, and nothing we do after high school is going to matter, so why even bother. I need to get out of here now!

Taven Ashton Miller: No man! No man! Don't say that! You're forgetting about college bro!

DJ: Why are you calling me bro? I don't know you. You're the new kid in school that I'm confiding to for some reason.

Taven Ashton Miller: Well....you see...I'm your-

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Director: CUT!

Trevor Mach charges the set and leaps off a key grip towards Jackson Kain, smashing his knee into the locker Kain was standing in front of. The two brawl while the studio crew tries to pull them apart.

Jackson Kain: What the hell are you doing?!

Trevor Mach: GIVE ME ROADHOUSE!

Jackson Kain: WHAT?

Trevor Mach: GIVE IT TO ME!

Jackson Kain: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Trevor Mach: GIMMIE ROADHOUSE!

Jackson Kain: YOU'RE CRAZY!

Trevor Mach: You're pathetic bro, trying to ruin Roadhouse just to piss me off! I got an idea. How about you keep your damn title, and we change the stakes for our match! If I win I get Roadhouse!

Jackson Kain: ....Fine....BUT...if I win...you have to end your career as my new Stunt Double!

Trevor Mach: ...Would I get paid?

Jackson Kain: You'd be paid like an extra....a NON-UNION EXTRA!

Trevor Mach: FUCKER! Fine, you're on!

Director: Hey, I like the cut of your jib! You want a part?

Trevor Mach: Can I have his part?

Director: No, you're too old to play a teenager.

Trevor Mach: ...AND HE ISN'T?!

TV Reporter: Uh...guys? We've been live...like this whole time.

Jackson Kain: You're still here?

TV Reporter: Yeah. Uh...let's cut to another story...

Studio

Other TV Reporter: Uh...I'm here with an old friend of the wrestlers from the last story...maybe...I don't follow the sport. This is Lukie, and he has opened a new studio for Yoga. Now, I know what you're thinking, Yoga for men? Yes, and it's being called "Broga"! He's going to show me a few things, and I'll see if I want to "NameSTAY' for the whole class.

Lukie: ...That was awful. That was just awful. Those losers aren't my friends, and I didn't even invite you here. Look, I left wrestling because I was in poor health, but my "Broga" has changed all of that. If you want in, and you want a class, just know that I over charge and I'm not comping you. Bitches, listen to me. I'll take this time to make my announcement. I'm coming back. I'm coming back, and I'm not coming alone.

Other TV Reporter: ...See, I don't think you get the joke, because namaste is a Yoga term and-

Lukie: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! TACK ANGEL, I'M COMING FOR YOU NERD!

Edo - Hotel Room

Tack Angel just happens to be watching the news program...

Tack Angel: Wow...I ask for local channels, and I get to see this. That's just great.

Amy Angel: Honey, is that-

Tack Angel: The guy that shot me? Yep. Good guy when you get to know him.

Amy Angel: Wow, he's in great shape.

Tack Angel: Maybe I better try this "Broga" thing.

Amy Angel: I can't believe that chiseled adonis with eyes the color of summer's first blueberries is Lukie. By the way, look at those legs. That's an appropriate amount of leg hair.

Tack Angel: My leg hair is fine. I have what they call the "Celtic Whisp".

Amy Angel: ...Whatever makes you feel better.

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

3'dPW
Threed Circus, Threed

1. Singles: El Mago[Debut] beat Nosan via Abracahurricanrana x Magic Splash -> Pin
2. Singles: Beef Hugeman[Debut] beat Rains via Running Powerslam -> Pin
3. Tag: Cherub Kid<VBW>/Curry Man[o] beat Cure Danny[x]/DReAM via Spicy Drop -> Pin

VBW: The Blood Hour
Threed High School Gymnasium, Threed
Twitch

1. Tables: Sangriento[Debut] beat Magullado[Debut] via Table Break
2. Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Valhallen via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
3. Singles: Mav Valentine beat LG Rod via Mav Buster -> Pin
4. Non-Title Barbed Wire Singles: Kyo beat CP Munk via Hell Claw -> Submission

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Undisclosed Meeting Room

Curry Man, Mr. Pirkle, Ness, and VBW Owner Saul Mememan are all in a meeting together...

Mr. Pirkle: I'm glad you could all come to this summit. I really want to talk about ways we can strike against Havok.

Ness: ....

Mr. Pirkle: What's wrong Ness?

Ness: *clears throat* This isn't about that. It's not supposed to be a war, it's supposed to be a way to reignite wrestling in brand new ways. We're working together to bring prosperity.

Mr. Pirkle: You say that, but you're the one that wanted to aggressively go after Havok talent.

Ness: I just wanted the best young talent to get a better chance, and veterans to get a new lease on their careers. One of my best friends is in charge of Havok though, and I have no desire to see it go out of business.

Saul Mememan: If THEY go out of business, it's better for ALL of us here! My audience wants blood and guts, and I can think of a few guys I'd like to pick up should Havok go under. CP Munk keeps telling me how much he wants Tack Angel's head.

Curry Man: 3'dPW is ICHIIIIIIBAN!

Mr. Pirkle: ...Thank you for the contribution Curry Man. We'll keep that in mind.

?: I think what you really need IS a war. That would really shake things up.

Mr. Pirkle: Who are you?

?: ...Call me Earl. I have some "consultants" that might be able to give you some new ideas.

Stuart: So, this is what the wrestling landscape has become.

Rufus Poochyfud: Looks like we got out just in time.

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Renegade Arena - Saturn City - Earlier Today

Boss M's is stretching for her match tonight, when Trevor Mach comes in...

Trevor Mach: Lady, have you seen my knee pads?

Boss M's: You're not competing tonight.

Trevor Mach: Laser Tag in Threed. I need the pads cause I intend on shattering some orbital bones while I'm there. It's awesome. I love laser tag.

Boss M's: ...Yeah...you didn't invite me. Thanks for that.

Trevor Mach: You're busy tonight though.

Boss M's: So? I would have no showed for laser tag. I'm bored. I'm only doing this because I need a fire lit under me.

Trevor Mach: Well Tali, how can I put this. You're....well when we play team sports like this you tend to go commando.

Boss M's: ...What does me not wearing undergarments have to do with anything?

Trevor Mach: I wasn't talking about that....nice though....very nice. I mean you're pretty competitive, even against your own team.

Boss M's: No I'm not!

Trevor Mach: Yes you are. You make me wrestle you every time I want to be on top!

Boss M's: Hey, if you want it, you gotta fight for it.

Trevor Mach: I'm just saying. You get a little crazy, and while I like that, I don't think this abandoned JC Penny's can handle that destructive power right now, especially when you're bored. Besides, this IS important.

Boss M's: ...Yeah, I guess it is.

Trevor Mach: That's my girl, now show me a smile.

Boss M's: You're pushing it bub!

Trevor Mach: Worth a shot! ? Make em' laugh! Make em' laugh! Me em- ?

Boss M's throws Trevor through the wall.

Boss M's: Why do I put up with him again?

Interview Stage

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the only guy they let in the building tonight that didn't get taken out back for a meeting with Swift Security! Night ain't over yet though. It's the beginning of Havok's Golden Week, and that means it's time for the Lady Renegades to have a full takeover of Renegade Nation. I'm joined by Lady Renegades Champion Christina Angel, who will take on Rose Mulligan in a rematch tonight with the title on the line. Are you excited to be headlining this show?

Christina Angel: You bet I am. The women of Havok, the Lady Renegades have broken some new ground I think. We've taken our hits, but the division keeps coming back stronger than ever. It's an enduring example of tenacity and commitment. Tonight, the whole show is ours, and we're going to tear the roof off the place and get this Golden Week started right.

Tommy Dukes: That's great to-

Nerma: Hey! You don't belong here!

Tommy Dukes: The hell?! I could be saying the same for you!

Nerma: M's laid down a challenge, and this woman brought one of the best from WBPW to answer the call. You need to take off Dukes. I'll take it from here. I'm joined by former WBPW Women's Grand Champion Paula!

Paula: Hope you don't mind this little invasion, but you DID leave the door open for us Tali. I know you might have expected maybe Erica or Tracy, or anyone else, but me, but we like to keep people on their toes. It's exciting isn't it? It's great for the sport, never knowing what to expect. I'm not here to play antagonist, but I am here to keep you guessing Tali. You'll never know what to expect from WBPW.

Havok: The Golden
Day 1: Renegade Nation: Ladies Night
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Tag: Dulce Reina<BBB>/Demon Masami II<EWP>[o] beat Diana Brooks[x]/Lexie Bless via Sitout Powerbomb -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Momo Miyuki beat Queen Bolshoi via Black Out Stomp -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach beat Kelly Steele via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage
4. Havok vs. WBPW Open Challenge: Boss M's beat Heather Mach<WBPW> via DQ
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Rose Mulligan beat Christina Angel(c) via Piledriver -> Pin -> NEW Havok Lady Renegades Champion!

-An international tag team Dulce Reina from BBB and Demon Masami II from EWP defeated the Muscle Pixies in the opening match. It was revealed after the match that the team will be joining the Havok Lady Renegades roster, with their sights set on the tag belts.
-Momo Miyuki demolished Queen Bolshoi with a devastating Black Out Stomp in a short amount of time.
-Hope Mach out wrestled Kelly Steele in singles action, but the Ankle Lock finish lead to a referee stoppage instead of a submission, when Steele refused to tap.
-Paula of WBPW swereved Boss M's, but revealing her actual opponent would be newest WBPW signing Heather Mach. The Mach cousin was revealed to be aligned with Derek Mach, when Ripper Jane ran out of the crowd to assist in the beating of the Lady Renegades Boss. Paula had to make the save on behalf of M's.
-The main event saw a show stealing encounter between champ and former champ. Rose Mulligan narrowly beat Christina clean with the Piledriver to score the pin and reclaim the Lady Renegades Championship to end the show.

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Jeff Andonuts Office

The Havok is owner is busy poking and prodding a globe with various scientific devices as Degrees enters the room...

Degrees: Jeff?

Jeff Andonuts: Oh no.

Degrees: Oh no?

Jeff Andonuts: Huh? Oh, not you. I was busy...with...

Degrees: Science?

Jeff Andonuts: Exactly. Do come in.

Degrees: Well, I've got those new potential hires making their way to town to talk contracts and development. Our first potential hire is actually here right now.

Jeff Andonuts: That's amazing! We just sent out the calls today. How did he get here so fast?

Degrees: He says he's a member of the Speed Running Community.

Jeff Andonuts: ....He runs THAT fast?

?: Actually, I took a cab, but I mapped out the fastest route, and prayed that RNG was on my side with traffic.

Jeff Andonuts: RNwhat now?

?: Random Number Generation. It's essential for a Speed Runner in *fixes glasses smugly* OUR elite community to know the ins and outs of RNG to perfect the art of Speed Running.

Jeff Andonuts: ...I'm sorry...but who are you?

?: The name is SpeedySpeedGamer29. That's my online handle anyways. My real name was given to me by my roommates or "parents" as they're sometimes called, but I've transcended beyond that. I am being of pure speed you see.

Jeff Andonuts: I don't know a lot about what you're saying, and that's something considering science and all. Show me your speed. Do something fast.
 
SpeedySpeedGamer29: Well, my expertise is speed running Yoshi's Safari.

Jeff Andonuts: ...What?

SpeedySpeedGamer29: That's what I speed run. I'm from the Yoshi's Safari Speed Running Community.

Jeff Andonuts: Wait...so you play video games fast?

SpeedySpeedGamer29: I play this one game really fast, and by that I actually exploit and cheat the system to skip frames, cause it's an on rails shooter, and you can't actually play it fast unless you-

Jeff Andonuts: You know this is a wrestling promotion right?

SpeedySpeedGamer29: ....I did not.

Jeff Andonuts: Please leave. Wait...just how many people are actually in this "community" of yours?

SpeedySpeedGamer29: Counting me? 6.

Jeff Andonuts: And that's still WAY more than I was expecting.

Degrees: That was odd. What brought him here?

Jeff Andonuts: You did send the calls out to the right people right?

Degrees: Well, that job got passed down to Producer Steve and-

Jeff Andonuts: Steve. I should have known. Well great. I'm just going to get back to this then if you don't mind.

Degrees: Not at all.

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh*

Jeff Andonuts picks up his cell phone...

Jeff Andonuts: Hello? Mr. President? This is Doctor Jeff Andonuts. Yes...yes I was on the panel you put together about the Black Hole Phenomena. Listen, I feel that the reaches of this problem are bigger than we anticipated. While we did stabilize the breaches, they are still creating a gravitational force that is changing things. The plates...the very foundations....they're moving closer together. Yes....they're converging.

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Havok: The Golden
Day 2: Golden Mask Lucha Tournament
Reyes Temple, Guadalalucha, Anahauc
Renegade Television

1. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Round 1: Los Tiburon beat Locura<DMLL> via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Round 1: Dark Kiva beat Senor 8-Ball<BBB> via Kiva Dive -> Pin
3. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Round 1: Grind beat Hexagon V<WBPW> via Rolling SSP -> Pin
4. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Round 1: Chalupa de la Noche<DMLL> beat El Comando Feo<BBB> via Noche Neckbreaker -> Pin
5. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Semi-Finals: Los Tiburon beat Chalupa de la Noche<DMLL> via Camel Clutch -> Submission
6. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Semi-Finals: Dark Kiva beat Grind via Kiva Dive -> Pin
7. Golden Mask Lucha Tournament Finals: Los Tiburon beat Dark Kiva via Tope de Cristo -> Pin

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Havok: The Golden
Day 3: Renegade Tag Team Cup
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television

1. Renegade Tag Team Cup Round 1: Jackson Kain/Mudslide[o] beat Takumi Inui[x]/Firebrand X via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
2. Renegade Tag Team Cup Round 1: Tack Angel[o]/Trevor Mach beat Bashin Dan/Benjamin[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin
3. Renegade Tag Team Cup Round 1: Maniac/Razorblade[o] beat Kinniku Mike[x]/Maniac via Exploder Suplex -> Pin
4. Renegade Tag Team Cup Round 1: Severide/Takuma Tsurugi[o] beat Dragon Shiryu[x]/Camilo Ortega via KO Punch -> Pin
5. Renegade Tag Team Cup Semi-Finals: Jackson Kain[o]/Mudslide beat Maniac[x]/Razorblade via Shadow Kick -> Pin
6. Renegade Tag Team Cup Semi-Finals: Tack Angel[o]/Trevor Mach beat Severide/Takuma Tsurugi[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin
7. Renegade Tag Team Cup Finals: Jackson Kain/Mudslide[o] beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via Top Rope Splash -> Pin -> Renegade Tag Team Cup Winners!

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Magnum PT's Beach House

Kinniku Mike and Amigo are heading out to find PT, who has been missing that last several days....again.

Amigo: I don't know why we have to keep coming out here.

Kinniku Mike: Our buddy needs us. We're the Crew, we need to stick together!

Amigo: I don't even like PT!

Kinniku Mike: Come on Amigo. Join these Strong Tits in helping out our bro.

Amigo: *sigh* I need you to stop referring to your tits in third person. I really need it. Fine, we'll check in on him. How bad off could he be this time?

They open the door to find a kicked over stool, with PT hanging from the ceiling rafter.

Amigo: OH MY GOD!

Kinniku Mike: PT?!

Magnum PT: Oh hey guys! I'm glad you came when you did. The stool tipped over, and I've been hanging her for a while.

Amigo: Oh, he's alright.

Kinniku Mike: That looked like something COMPLETELY different.

Magnum PT: What? You thought I was trying to hang myself? Ha! Don't make me laugh you guys! I'm trying to reach this box up here, it's got my gun so I CAN SHOOT MYSELF!

Kinniku Mike: NOOOOO!!!

Amigo: no. stop. don't.

Kinniku Mike: PT, what's got you down man?

Magnum PT: Chief, I've got the Dark Crown...again.

Kinniku Mike: That's not THAT bad.

Magnum PT: ....I'm a 37 time Dark Crown Champion.

Kinniku Mike: YIKES!

Magnum PT: It keeps following me! I keep falling for every trick in the book to "win" it back. I don't know what to do?

Amigo: Well, I actually have an idea.

An hour later PT is sitting in a car with Mike and Amigo as they zoom by Razorblade and Maniac.

Magnum PT: CATCH THIS!

Razorblade: What the-

Maniac: IS THAT-

They both side step as Subculture approaches, catching the title on instinct.

Subculture: ...WHAT?! WHAT JUST-WHAT! WHAT JUST! HEY!

Degrees Medical Office

Degrees: Mach? What are you doing here?

Trevor Mach: I need a check up apparently Doc. I took a splash from THE Mudslide, and my chest has been hurting ever since.

Degrees: Well, let's take a look. Your ribs don't appear to be broken or even bruised.

Trevor Mach: Well it hurts right here specifically, and it radiates to my arm.

Degrees: Your heart? Your heart is what hurts?

Trevor Mach: Nah, just the area of my chest where the heart happens to be.

Degrees: Do you think that maybe you're actually here because you're worried about your heart?

Trevor Mach: Ha! As if! I drink every day, I sleep three hours every night, and I have dangerous sex. I'm doing everything right.

Degrees: ....Just the same. I think I want you to wear this heart monitor for 24 hours.

Trevor Mach: But the Lady and I have a date tonight!

Degrees: You'll be fine, unless your date involves getting hooked up to a car battery.

Trevor Mach: ....Well now it doesn't. *lights cigarette* This is ridiculous.

Degrees: Wait. I think I see the problem!

Trevor Mach: Fine! I'll wear it! Gotta go Doc!

Degrees: Wait! Come back! THAT CIGARETTE!

Trevor Mach: What?

Degrees: YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BUTT!

Trevor Mach: I KNOW, BUT TACK'S WIFE'S COOKING IS DELICIOUS!

Degrees: WHAT?!

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The Angel Residence

Tack Angel is looking full of fear, standing by the mantle, eyes wide open, gripped with fear...

Tack Angel: Death...is all around us. I feel his icy grip around my throat, the breath of his hounds at my heels, the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my chamber door. And you, with your morbid request, you only hasten his inevitable triumph. Is that what you desire? Is that what you desire, Amy?

Amy Angel: ...I only asked you to go get us some bagels. You're freaking out because your new health insurance is going to take two more days to kick in. Just TWO more days....darling.

Tack Angel: Two days...a lot can happen in two days.

Amy Angel: You're not even competing for two days! Please, go and get me some bagels!

Tack Angel: Oh...I COULD do that. The uninsured Star Prince, could venture forth for BAGELS, but do you know what could HAPPEN?!

Bagel Store

Tack is happily walking out of the store with bagels when suddenly, a giant bear appears from out of the alley and attacks him.

Tack Angel NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!

The Angel Residence

Amy Angel: ....Is that right? THAT could happen?! Alright then, I'm going to need you to watch Christina and Rebecca, so I can go ahead and get them.

Tack Angel: You're going to leave me here?

Amy Angel: You don't want to be left alone in the house with the kids?

Tack Angel: Amy, imagine what could HAPPEN!

Rebecca Angel's Room

Tack slowly approaches his sleeping baby and removes the blanket to check on her, only for a bear to burst out of the closet and maul him.

Tack Angel: NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!

The Angel Residence

Amy Angel: A bear again? Isn't that a bit ridiculous?

Tack Angel: Life is ridiculous honey! People get hurt or die in very strange circumstances. I'm not trying to put myself out there like that. Who wakes up and says, "I'm going to star in a YouTube video today", and gets remembered because they were mauled to death by a bear!?

Amy Angel: You've said that at least a dozen times! Except the bear part....that's new.

Tack Angel: ...I had a bad dream.

Amy Angel: At least you're not going on about wheat threshers anymore.

Tack Angel: I took care of that problem. As a member of the Saturn City Council, I got a motion passed, banning all wheat threshers in city limits.  

Amy Angel: You're not a member of the council. I am!

Tack Angel: ...When you were on maternity leave I voted on your behalf....Jerry said it was cool.

Amy Angel: Yeah? Well Jerry's an asshole that wants my parking spot! Look Tack, I'm REALLY craving a bagel!

Tack Angel: ...We don't always have to listen to our cravings do we?

Amy Angel: ....*sigh* We do when-

Death's Taco Stand

Trevor Mach: SHE'S PREGNANT!? AGAIN!?!

Tack Angel: I KNOW! I'M FREAKING OUT!

Trevor Mach: BUT SHE JUST- BUT YOU JUST- Tack, you insatiable beast!

Tack Angel: AH!

Trevor Mach: Are you Mormon now or something? Is this a Mormon thing?

Tack Angel: No, I don't understand how this keeps happening!

Trevor Mach: Well, when a man, a woman, and a cattle prod REALLY lo-

Tack Angel: No, I get how THAT happens, I just....didn't know I was so potent?

Trevor Mach: You should get checked out by Degrees, but I don't mean that in the literal sense. Dude was checking out my ass the other day. I don't judge but-

Tack Angel: You never don't judge!

Trevor Mach: Well he did say I have a fat ass....and that kind of hurt. He might have been talking about cigarettes though, cause he keeps calling, asking me to quit.

Tack Angel: You really need to.

Trevor Mach: Let me tell you something Tack. I don't quit anything! I'm not a quitter! I smoke MORE now! I-I-dammit, I'm out of cigarettes.

Tack Angel: I know you said Earth-3 cigarettes actually cure cancer and improve cardio, but you burn through those faster than Justice can send them.

Trevor Mach: Last time he sent me Lemon Snack Packs too. He's a good kid. And no, you can't have one ever.

Tack Angel: I need help Trevor. I need to learn to be a better parent. Amy and the nanny are always taking care of the kids. I'm on the road all the time, and I don't see them enough. I might start missing things.

Trevor Mach: You're right, you should hand me the World Championship and go be a family man.

Tack Angel: Well I can't do that either. How about...you help me learn to be a better Dad, and I'll help you quit smoking.

Trevor Mach: ...You trust me to do that?

Tack Angel: Well, Hope is well adjusted...enough...and Justice is too. Apparently, you're going to be a good Dad when you actually have to raise one of your kids.

Trevor Mach: I AM #1 Dad after all, so it would make sense that you'd ask me. But, I don't want to quit smoking.

Tack Angel: Well, I won't allow smoking around my kids.

Trevor Mach: Of course not! I'm not a psycho! I've devised a system of chambers and blinking lights that will deal with the smoke and let you know when you can bring the kids over and-

Tack Angel: OR...save that money...that would be wasted on all that crap...and get yourself...a Nintendo Switch.

Trevor Mach: Aw dammit! You're right! Why waste my money on this, when I can waste my money on that! Genius!

Tack Angel: Great, so that helps you then right?

Trevor Mach: For now....until the withdrawls kick in....I'm great! I've...I've got a lot of demons about to come out...just warning you.

Tack Angel: ....Maybe try the patch?

Trevor Mach: Yeah maybe.

Tack Angel: So, you'll help me right?

Trevor Mach: Absolutely! What are meddling best friends for! I'm practically this kid's third parent!

Tack Angel: You're what?

Trevor Mach: No seriously, you guys and me, we're a package deal! Remember that Halloween we dressed up together? You were salt, she was pepper, and I was cumin.

Tack Angel: I still don't even know what that is.

Trevor Mach: It's a spice! Curry Man showed me! It goes with salt and pepper! Aw, you'll never get it!

Tack Angel: Well..third parent? Uh...so Amy's mother has decided since our little clan is getting even bigger, that she's giving us the Stuart summer home in the Saturn Suburbs.

Trevor Mach: What?! You're moving to the burbs?!

Tack Angel: I haven't decided yet. Thought I might leave that one up to God, because it wasn't really in my plans.

Trevor Mach: Haha...you want to make God laugh...tell him your plans. He's got a sick sense of humor. You see a sign, you take it, and it blows up in your face!

Tack Angel: Is this about that time you wanted to be a Ghostbuster? Even Ernie Hudson told you it was stupid idea.

Trevor Mach: THAT'S BECAUSE ERNIE HUDSON'S A COWARD!

Tack Angel: How about you come take a look at it with me at least. See what the place looks like.

Trevor Mach: Fine with me. Bro-Parents away!

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: We're Bro-Parents. We're going away....so....Bro-Parents away.

Tack Angel: Oh...I didn't know we were going with that term. Let's do that then...go away...where no one can hear you say that out loud.

The Stuart Home - Saturn Suburbs

Tack and Trevor enter a lavish and beautiful living room.

Tack Angel: Oh wow...this place...I keep forgetting how much money they have. Amy REALLY traded down didn't she?

Trevor Mach: So, the way I see it, we have five options. One, you sell it. Two, year-round haunted house. Three, giant fence around the perimeter, chimp sanctuary. There's already a tire swing in the backyard. Four, we destroy it with sledgehammers. I like four. Or five, you move in, raise your children and make this your family home until they graduate. Then you destroy it with sledgehammers...*voice breaks* as a family.

Tack Angel: I don't about all of that...but I have a lot to think about.

Trevor Mach: Tack...I have something important to tell you. It can't wait anymore.

Tack Angel: What is it?

Trevor Mach: ...I take back what I said about Ernie Hudson. That man is a treasure.

Tack Angel: Oh....OH SHOOT! Amy's still waiting on bagels! It's been...oh yeah...5 hours....yep...can I stay with you and Tali tonight?

Trevor Mach: Sure...just...not in the same bed...it's awkward that you'd even ask that.

Tack Angel: I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T!

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Havok: The Golden
Day 4: King of Clash Tournament
Renegade Arena Basement, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. King of Clash Tournament Round 1: Camilo Ortega beat Benjamin via TKO
2. King of Clash Tournament Round 1: Trevor Mach beat Takuma Tsurugi via TKO
3. King of Clash Tournament Round 1: Subculture beat Bashin Dan via KO
4. King of Clash Tournament Round 1: Severide beat Magnum PT via Split TKO
5. King of Clash Tournament Semi-Finals: Trevor Mach beat Severide via KO
6. King of Clash Tournament Semi-Finals: Camilo Ortega beat Subculture via TKO
7. King of Clash Tournament Finals: Trevor Mach beat Camilo Ortega via Split TKO
8. Havok Clash Championship: Trevor Mach beat Dragon Shiryu(c) via Referee Stoppage -> NEW Havok Clash Champion!

*A new stipulation was added to the Clash Division, known as Split TKO, to signify when both opponents have scored 2 take downs before the final one.

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The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach: Come on Tali!

Boss M's: No!

Trevor Mach: Come on please!

Boss M's: Forget it!

Trevor Mach: Lady, we need more babies, and we need them NOW!

Boss M's: What are you talking about?!

Trevor Mach: Tack and Tack's wife are spitting out babies like RABBITS! If we don't get our numbers up we'll NEVER be ready!

Boss M's: Ready for what?

Trevor Mach: Family Feud! The fated battle between the Machs and the Angels!

Boss M's: ...It's not happening. So Tack and Amy are having yet another kid?

Trevor Mach: Yes! Apparently, he thought wearing protection meant rubber gloves for when you hold hands! For once it's going to be a boy! I'm pretty sure they're going to name him Trevor, since I'm his best friend and all.

The Angel Residence

Amy Angel: You don't want to name him Trevor do you?

Tack Angel: Are you kidding?! No way! Star Prince the 2nd won't be burdened like that. Trevor would never stop with the jokes. I don't even know what jokes he'd make, but he'd find a way. He always finds a way.

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach: I've already got a bunch of jokes ready when the little dude gets my name. Hahaha!

Boss M's: I've got a lot of other things on my mind right now. Your bitch of a hot cousin picked a fight with me, and I'm not going to take it lying down. She is...she's gonna take it...lying down.

Trevor Mach: Where are you going?

Boss M's: I am going....TO REVENGE!

Trevor Mach: K...could you bring home some tacos?

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Abandoned Mental Institution

A seedy crowd of low lifes and mobsters are surrounded a table in a dark, smoke filled room. A gruff and angry crowd, except for two men who look out of place in this illegal poker game...

Trevor Mach: I raise you $500!

Tack Angel: Trevor! That's all the money!

Trevor Mach: Relax! I got this!

Tack Angel: These guys don't seem to think so!

Trevor Mach: They're bluffing Star Prince! It's ALL good! Imma win ALL the chippies!

Tack Angel: ...You've been drinking...a lot...and I KNOW this seems like a good idea to you, but it isn't!

Trevor Mach: ...Let's get one thing straight, I NEVER said this seemed like a good idea!

One Eyed Man: I raise you even further. $10,000.

Tack Angel: We're out of chips man.

Trevor Mach: No man, we got something better. *places Clash Championship on the table* I raise you this bad boy!

Tack Angel: What?! Trevor, you JUST won that!

Trevor Mach: And I'm going to keep it, and I'm going to win EVERYTHING because I have a great hand!

Tack Angel: Let me see it!

Trevor Mach: No way bro! You'd totally give it away what I've got. You don't have a poker face!

Tack Angel: Most of the guys here with the so called "poker faces" look like they've killed before. PLEASE keep that in mind. What am I even doing here? I could be home right now with my wife, my daughters, my daughter from the future, my future son, not to be confused with a son from the future, and of course...Star Bird.

Trevor Mach: Bros night out man! I told you you needed it. You're going to have to let off some steam unless you want this new baby to give you a stroke bro.

Tack Angel: ...This is not letting off steam...this is not letting off steam at all. They blind folded us and threw us in a VAN!

Trevor Mach: No, that was just you. I already knew how to get here. Former resident.

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: Nothing! We playing or what Sergei!?

One Eyed Man: ....I raise you with this, a deed to a very sought after property in Saturn City. You'll need something big to call this one.

Trevor Mach: Say no more asshole, I've got that covered. *Places Havok World Championship on the table*

Tack Angel: Hey! That's mine!

Trevor Mach: And you'll get it back, because I'm TOTALLY going to-

Tack Angel: Just...just play already.

Trevor Mach: Alright, what do you got Sergei?

Sergei: YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FOLD!

Tack Angel: He doesn't have anything!

Trevor Mach: HAHA! I only have a pair of twos! LOSER!

As Trevor Mach is laughing, an angry Sergei stands up and stabs Trevor in the hand with a butterfly knife...

Tack Angel: WHOA!

Trevor Mach: ...You know...gotta say...little disappointed Sergei. I expect this kind of behavior Face Tattoo, or Jagged Cheek Scar, or Larry over there, but not you.

Larry: Hey, why don't I get a nickname?

Trevor Mach: Because you've got too many things going on Larry! You've got a cleft lip, a mohawk, you're letting that poodle get WAY too much tongue action! You get one thing! ONE THING!

Empty corner building - Saturn City

Trevor and Tack walk into the empty building, kicking garbage out of the way and looking around...

Tack Angel: ...So...you won this huh?

Trevor Mach: No man, WE won this. Remember, I put your belt in there too! That makes us partners!

Tack Angel: I want no part of this!

Trevor Mach: Too late, I forged your name on the deed AND the loan!

Tack Angel: Deed? Loan? Wait what?!

Trevor Mach: You and I are OPENING A BAR!

Tack Angel: ...NOOOO-

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Golden Week finished up this week in Renegade Arena, for The Golden Tournament, which offers big rewards like cash prizes and titles shots. Nothing set in stone, just a lot of big promises. I think it's mostly for the bragging rights. The last time this tournament was held, the winner became World Champion...and is now unemployed....BUT...they got to be World Champion, and that counts for something. The show started with an Over the Top Rope Qualifier, with the last remaining 8 getting their spots in the tournament. A fantastic tournament with somewhat of an upset winner, as the resurging Camilo Ortega beat Television Champion Jackson Kain in the Finals to win The Golden Tournament. Biggest win for Camilo Ortega in some time, and a great way to propel him back to the top...

Havok: The Golden
Day 5: The Golden Tournament
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television

0. The Golden Over the Top Rope Qualifier: Amigo vs. Razorblade vs. Jackson Kain vs. Firebrand X vs. Trevor Mach vs. Mudslide vs. Tack Angel vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Bashin Dan vs. Benjamin vs. Takumi Inui vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Severide vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Maniac vs. Magnum PT vs. Subculture vs. Slam Master Jam vs. Grind vs. Ishihiro Tomo vs. Los Tiburon vs. Dark Kiva vs. Takuma Tsurugi Winners: Amigo, Maniac, Razorblade, Kinniku Mike, Jackson Kain, Firebrand X, Camilo Ortega, and Subculture
1. The Golden Tournament Round 1: Amigo beat Maniac via Olympic Slam -> Pin
2. The Golden Tournament Round 1: Razorblade beat Kinniku Mike via Exploder Suplex -> Pin
3. The Golden Tournament Round 1: Jackson Kain beat Firebrand X via Shadow Kick
4. The Golden Tournament Round 1: Camilo Ortega beat Subculture via STO Bomber -> Pin
5. The Golden Tournament Semi-Finals: Jackson Kain beat Amigo via Shadow Kick -> Pin
6. The Golden Tournament Semi-Finals: Camilo Ortega beat Razorblade via STO Bomber -> Pin
7. The Golden Tournament Finals: Camilo Ortega beat Jackson Kain -> STO Bomber -> Pin -> The Golden Tournament Winner!

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Saturn City Suburbs

Tack Angel awakens to a beautiful morning...

Amy Angel: Good morning sunshine.

Tack Angel: No, Star Prin-oh wait...yeah...I see what you were...morning.

Amy Angel: You look like you slept well.

Tack Angel: It's not that really. I just had a horrible nightmare that I was forced into becoming part owner of a bar.

Trevor Mach: Nah man, that totally happened.

Tack Angel: AH!

Trevor Mach bolts up from the foot of the bed.

Tack Angel: What are you doing here?!

Trevor Mach: I was sketching up some ideas for our bar bro!

Tack Angel: I mean, why are you sleeping at the foot of the bed!?

Trevor Mach: Because you two snore LOUDLY!

Tack Angel: That doesn't- That isn't-

Amy Angel: *sigh* I'm going to get some coffee.

Tack Angel: You're not freaked out by this?!

Amy Angel: Not anymore...that's where we are in our lives...I just don't care....except for the bar part...what's he talking about?

Tack Angel: Uh...come with me...I'll explain while he...uh...doodles? Trevor? What are those scribbles?

Trevor Mach: ...I don't write well...you don't have to point that out. It hurts all on its own.

Tack Angel: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Just, give me a minute and we'll go over your...*sigh* your ideas.

Amy Angel: Wait, before we go. Trevor, while I'm gone, don't go snooping around in our stuff. I know you think we have a sex tape hidden somewhere, so I'll save you the trouble. We don't.

Amy leaves the room, with a panicked Tack following her.

Tack Angel: Why did you tell him that?!

Amy Angel: What? We don't!

Tack Angel: I know that, but I know how he thinks! He didn't hear that!

30 Seconds Ago from Trevor's Perspective

Amy Angel: Wakka wakka wakka wakka blah blah blah Sex Tape wakka wakka.

Tack and Amy poke their heads back into their room to find it trashed, with Trevor digging through everything that he can.

Trevor Mach: God, if you help me find this sex tape, I am going to make some changes in my life. I am going to stop lying, quit drinking so much, no more shenanigans. I am going to devote my entire life to doing good deeds, and praising your name. Oh wait...I just found it. Never mind bro, it's all good. We'll save that talk for later.

Amy Angel: Wait, he found it? What did he find?

Tack Angel: Oh no.....OH NO!

Trevor pops in the tape and see Tack Angel wearing a poorly made Star Prince costume.

Tack Angel *deep voice* It is I! STAR PRINCE! I am the King of the Constellations! I am a dashing hero, just check out my awesome costume! Will evil triumph? Not a chance with me around. It will Star Prince FOREVE-*click*

Silence fills the room as the panting Tack Angel chucks the tape out the window.

Trevor Mach: ...That was MUCH better than a sex tape.

Tack Angel: Why would you even want that to be real?!

Trevor Mach: Bar leverage! I know it was your idea, but I still have a feeling you're going to bail on me and make me run this thing by myself! I'm a successful wrestler, I can't run a bar by myself!

Tack Angel: It was YOUR idea!

Amy Angel: Trevor, Tack is NOT going to bail on you. He's your friend, and friends stick together through everything. PLUS...we could use the extra income with the third baby on the way....but that's not why I'm saying this...it's the friendship thing.