Outside of Twoson Fairgrounds

Degrees: M's wait!

Boss M's: What?!

Degrees: You just can't take the bus!

Boss M's: Try and stop me!

Degrees: I don't understand! I agreed when you said you wanted to pull all the women's matches from tonight's show, even though I don't know why. I can't agree to this without you telling me what you're going to do.

Boss M's: I had a little talk with the ladies, and we're all in agreement on something, and that something is going to be handled tonight.

Degrees: I don't understand, you're supposed to be the Boss and set the example to-

Boss M's: To hell with that! I'm Lady M's, and I always have been. I'm  tired of this bullshit. I know what I want now, and I'm going for it. Take the job and shove it! Better yet, I don't think the Lady Renegades need a Boss anymore! Ladies, you hear that? It's open season from now on! You want a match? You demand it! You fight for it! You make the champion defend! How is that for laying down the law Doc? Now, we've got no law! Board the bus Ladies, we're going to Onett!

Gordon Cole's Office

Gordon Cole is going over some paperwork, when Tack Angel enters the room.

Tack Angel: It's 8:50 PM on May 31st 2017.

Gordon Cole: ...*checks watch*

Tack Angel: I was worried about today because of the dream I told you about.

Gordon Cole: ...*nods*

Suddenly, Dougie Mach stumbles his way into the office, followed closely by Degrees.

Tack Angel: Dougie?!

Dougie Mach: ...You.

Degrees: I don't know how he got here, but he blasted right past security.

Tack Angel: Are you alright?

Dougie Mach: Back off!

Gordon Cole: WHAT'S THE MATTER SON?! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST!

Dougie Mach: ...*points to Tack* Who do you think that is there!

Gordon Cole: TAKE A SEAT! GIVE US THE SCOOP!

Dougie Mach: I saw it! I saw it's true face! I was there! I was it! I was the dark!

Gordon Cole: HANG ON! LET'S GET THIS INTERESTING STUFF DOWN ON PAPER!

Dougie Mach: Ness knows. He knows all about it!

Degrees: Um...I'm going to make a phone call...maybe get someone to take him home?

Tack Angel: Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll join you. He doesn't seem to want me here.

Dougie Mach: *looks at calendar* May 31st...2017?

Gordon Cole looks away for a brief moment. The lights flash in the office, and Dougie Mach disappears...

Gordon Cole: HE'S GONE! COME BACK! HE'S GONE!

Degrees: I just got off the phone with security! He was never here!

Tack Angel: ...Just like my dream.



Havok: Renegade Nation
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television

1. Tag: Mason Storm[Debut]/Baron Von Killfist[Debut][o] beat Uncle Buckshot[Debut][x]/Filthy Phallus[Debut] via Top Rope Killfist -> Pin
2. Havok Clash #1 Contender: Razorblade beat Benjamin via TKO
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Takuma Tsurugi via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
4. Singles: Amigo beat Severide via DQ
5. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Maniac via STO Bomber -> Pin
6. Trios: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Camilo Ortega beat Lukie/Troy/Jackson Kain via DQ
7. Tag: Troy[o]/Lukie beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via Powerbomb -> Pin

-The brand new duo of black ponytail and shades wearing Mason Storm, and muscle man with a twirly stache and pointy military hat named Baron Von Killfist beat the other debuting tag team, the bulbous Uncle Buckshot, and the dirty hillbilly Filthy Phallus. A top rope Killfist to Buckshot got them their first win.
-Razorblade became the new Clash #1 Contender after beating Benjamin via 3-0 TKO.
-Kinniku Mike narrowly avoided the KOs from Tsurugi to capture him in the Dragon Suplex for the pin in singles action.
-Amigo won too, but by DQ, when Severide refused to go down like his tag partner and hit the obvious lowblow before the DQ, but that didn't stop him from laying out Amigo with the KO Punch.
-Camilo Ortega continues to push towards the top following his win at The Golden. Jackson Kain stood by as Camilo Ortega fought off his interference and beat Maniac in singles action with an STO Bomber.
-The main event would see the Bad Dudes team up with Camilo Ortega, who was planning to go double duty after just beating Maniac, to team with the World Champ and Clash Champ against Television Champ Jackson Kain and the Alpha Betas. The Alliance were strong in this Trios match, but the Bad Dudes and Ortega rallied and attempted to overcome the odds, but Jackson Kain broke the rules in an attempt to hurt Ortega, laying him out with what looking like a prop Oscar that shattered on impact. The match ended in DQ, but Degrees demanded the mach restart as a tag match between the Bad Dudes and the Alpha Betas, in an attempt to show the viewers that Havok gives more than WBPW.
-A big main event + as the Bad Dudes clashed with the Alpha Betas. Hard hitting content, but the Alpha Betas reminded the Renegades just how good they are by scoring the pin after Troy caught Mach in a Macha Ye attempt and turned it into a Powerbomb. Big win for the Alpha Betas, who beat the double champs.

Twoson Fairgrounds - Locker Room

Tack Angel is packing up his bags, talking to Amy on the cellphone...

Tack Angel: *on the phone* I saw it in my dreams. I felt it in the stars. Something dark...a voice...echoing...Fear the Dark. Fear the Dark? No idea what that means, but maybe I'll find out someday. In the meantime, I'm going to beat this Alliance honey. You just watch me. Please call me back when you get this.

Tack opens the door, to a man standing in front of him with a gun...

Tack Angel: ...Not agai-

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

-

Wrestling Updates on ENN!

Nerma: Nerma here, and I am PISSED! I can't believe what happened tonight! You need to see it yourself! The Lady Renegades have INVADED!

Streets on Onett

The Havok bus is parked in the middle of the road, with the police trying to break up a big brawl between the Lady Renegades of Havok and the Women of WBPW...

Paula: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

Lady M's: KICKING ASS PAULA! WHERE IS HEATHER?! WHERE IS RIPPER JANE!?

Ripper Jane: RIGHT HERE!

Lady M's: BRING IT ON!

The cops are having trouble trying to gain control, as bitter rivals join forces to batter the women of the other promotion.

Nerma: Needless to say, we're not just going to let them get away with this. Sure, M's had a reason to go after Ripper Jane and Heather Mach, but this...this goes too far! TOO FAR!

-

Saturn City Hospital

A groggy Tack Angel awakens, as he takes stock of the room, the beeping machines and Doctor Degrees. He then panics as he looks into a mirror...

Tack Angel: DID I REGENERATE?! I REGENERATED DIDN'T I?! AM I A WOMAN NOW!?

Degrees: No Tack, you didn't. You don't actually do that. We've been meaning to tell you. We just play along, but I've realized that's not the best decision. I mean really Tack? You thought you existed in 2-dimensions?

Tack Angel: ...I could have just been looking sideways a lot I guess. Well, I did get shot at least right?

Degrees: Yeah, but you were wearing a vest. Did you know this was going to happen?

Tack Angel: ...I had a dream...seemed like a good idea.

Degrees: ....Right. Well, the shots missed vital organs, but you did lose a lot of blood.

Tack Angel: Oh, that's not good. Could be worse though. Last time I lost that much blood, I had to get a transfusion from-

Trevor Mach: Hey buddy!

Tack Angel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

-

Gordon Cole's Office

Gordon Cole is sitting silently, staring intently at Senor Box, who has appeared on his desk.

Gordon Cole: ....*nods* YES, I UNDERSTAND!

Cole then looks to a tv showing only static, and a record player constantly skipping.

Gordon Cole: THAT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE!

Tack Angel and Trevor Mach enter the room to see the sight.

Tack Angel: Are we interrupting something?

Gordon Cole: NOT AT ALL! COME IN AND GIVE ME THE GLAD HAND TACK! YOU LOOK MUCH BETTER!

Tack Angel: Thanks. I wanted to talk to you about the shooter.

Trevor Mach: It was Lukie wasn't it? That dude loves to shoot you.

Tack Angel: I don't know why either. I'm nice right? Did I borrow something and not give it back? Anyways, I can't let this sort of thing stand, so I'd be happy to talk on Lukie at the next show and-

Gordon Cole: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE TACK! I ALREADY HAVE YOUR NEXT MATCH BOOKED! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO FACE EACH OTHER AT E3!

Tack Angel: Me and Trevor?

Trevor Mach: We've got other scores to settle. Why this? Why now?

Gordon Cole: BECAUSE YOU TWO YOUNG MEN SEEM TO HAVE YOUR FINGERS ON THE PULSE OF THIS E3 THING!

Trevor Mach: Us? Young men?

Tack Angel: Well, compared to him maybe?

Trevor Mach: Oh, well that's nice.

Havok: Renegade Nation Special @ E3!
Renegade Television

1. Havok Trios Championship: Subculture/Razorblade/Maniac vs. Bashin Dan/Benjamin/Slam Master Jam
2. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Takuma Tsurugi/Severide
3. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
4. Lady Renegade Trios: Lady M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Rose Mulligan/Momo Miyuki/Kelly Steele
5. Champion vs. Champion: Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach

The Angel Residence

Tack and Trevor are sitting on the couch, with Trevor just getting off the phone...

Trevor Mach: ...Well, Dougie says he was never at the office, so that's just adding more to this mystery.

Tack Angel: A lot of weird stuff is going down right now. Weird, cryptic messages, and warnings. You making amends with Derick is also strange.

Trevor Mach: Turning over a new leaf pal. *rattling pill bottle* Finally got my refill, so I'm feeling fine. Not losing my grip on reality, AND I don't feel like smoking one bit!

Tack Angel: Great, we're going to need you focused if some weird event is closing in on us. I can feel it too. I feel the negavibes that threaten me and my constellations. I-

Amy Angel: Tack, please we talked about this. Save the Star Prince talk for the show. Now, I'm going to go make dinner. Trevor, you can stay if you don't set anything on fire.

Trevor Mach: You got it! Wow, look at her. Pregnancy really fills her out if you know what I mean. Look at those TITS!

Tack Angel: ...D-do you think I'm somebody else right now?

Trevor Mach: ...Maybe my grip on reality is still....askew.

Tack Angel: How badly do you want a cigarette right now?

Trevor Mach: Not at all....giant...talking cigarette.

Tack Angel: ...Great.

-

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach is going through an old box when Lady M's comes in.

Lady M's: Welp, I just got bailed out of jail, what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: I found this old box of VHS tapes in storage!

Lady M's: ...MORE VHS tapes? How many of those do you have?

Trevor Mach: Almost as many as my beta-max collection!

Lady M's: Of course. Welp, what did young Trevor store away this time? I'm sure it's that unopened copy of Empire that's supposed to make us a million dollars, because you don't understand what a collectable is or what it's really worth.

Trevor Mach: ....Porn...it's mostly porn. "Backdoor Sluts 4" for example. You uh....you want to watch?

Lady M's: I would, but I haven't seen 1-3 yet. I won't understand the plot.

Trevor Mach: It's mostly backstory I think.....I said it's mostly-

Lady M's: I get it! I'm just covered in the blood of my enemies and I could really use a shower.

Trevor Mach: Well alright then. What a gal, blood of her enemies and all that. You know my father was right about her when he said "She scares me. She scares me like nothing I've ever encountered before." Ha! Hey wait, what's this? "For Future Trevor"? I don't remember this at all. *pops tape in*

The tape first shows a commercial for Hi-C Ecto Cooler before cutting to Trevor stand in front of an old camcorder. His walls covered in movie posters and ninja stuff.

Young Trevor: Hello Future Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Hi!

Young Trevor: By the time you see this, you're going to be a grown up, meaning I bet you get to eat ice cream and pizza for every meal.

Trevor Mach: *gorging on Pizza and Ice Cream* You know it dude!

Young Trevor: Also, I bet you're a big important Doctor like that Doogie Howser kid that's getting so much ass.

Trevor Mach: ...Well, I was partly right.

Young Trevor: I just hope you've talked yourself out of becoming a wrestler by now, and realized that Doctor...who is secretly a Ninja, traveling from town to town, solving problems in a weekly episodic format, is a MUCH better life choice!

Trevor Mach: Oh shit.

Lady M's comes out to see Young Trevor on TV wielding nun-chucks to Kenny Loggins music.


Lady M's: ...What is that?

Trevor Mach: Look at me Tali....I was glorious!

Lady M's: You just hit yourself in the eye!

Trevor Mach: ...I've realized something about my life, that's going to change everything. Kenny Loggins is just rhyming Danger Zone with Danger Zone!

Lady M's: Huh.

Trevor Mach: Also, I need to become a Doctor/Ninja.

Lady M's: OR! OR! You could NOT listen to young you, and instead keep kicking ass for money.

Trevor Mach: ...That sounds good too. Damn. I just wish I had a sign that that's the ring way to go.

A young Lady M's climbs in through the window of Young Trevor's room.

Young M's: What's this I hear about you being a Doctor/Ninja? That's AWESOME! I ALSO want to be a Ninja!

Lady M's: DAMMIT!

Dark Road

A stylish black car drives through the night, disregarding the speed limit as it seamlessly glides through the curves. The headlights light up the yellow markers, giving off the only light on this dark road. The car pull into a clearing in the woods, where two figure stand. The man steps out of the black car and adjusts his cowboy hat, as his snakeskin boots touch the ground...

Rufus Poochyfud: You're late Earl.

Earl: I arrive when I feel like it Poochyfud. The events happen when I get here. I never miss a thing.

Stuart: You sure about that? You're plan didn't work. We got VBW's backing, but WBPW and 3'dPW want no part of it. They want to stand on their own.

Earl: It was worth a shot.

Rufus Poochyfud: Didn't you need this?

Earl: No. Not really. You boys need to relax. Sometimes, things work and sometimes they don't.

Rufus Poochyfud: You got us out of jail for revenge, and so far, we've only convinced the Alpha Betas to go to Havok instead of WBPW so they could get to those two assholes!

Earl: You don't know how to play the long game at all. I've been working at this longer than you know. I've been paying close attention, especially after an "incident" in Anahauc.

Stuart: If you know so much, and you have the resources, why aren't you making your move.

Earl: I'm waiting.

Stuart: For what?

Earl: For when I feel like it. I DO have a job you know. I have to leave here and see to it that a dictator doesn't get overthrown by making sure his opponent doesn't see tomorrow.

Rufus Poochyfud: You have a full plate, why worry about this so much? The current government isn't against Havok like the previous one.

Earl: Something is coming boys. Something big, and I reckon the three of us better be ready to reap the rewards...who could stop us?

-

It's still E3 right? That was weeks ago? Shit! Uhh....here.



Havok: Renegade Nation Special @ E3!
Renegade Television

1. Havok Trios Championship: Subculture(c)/Razorblade(c)[o]/Maniac(c) beat Bashin Dan/Benjamin/Slam Master Jam[x] via Piledriver -> Pin
2. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo[o] beat Takuma Tsurugi[x]/Severide via Olympic Slam -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega beat Jackson Kain(c) via DQ
4. Lady Renegade Trios: Lady M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Rose Mulligan/Momo Miyuki/Kelly Steele ended in No Contest!
5. Champion vs. Champion: Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach ended in Time Limit Draw!

-The Supremacy defended against Dan, Benjamin, and SMJ in the opening match, a Piledriver keeping the Trios Titles within the Alliance to End Star Prince.
-The Crew showed they were the veteran tag team in Havok, with a win over the Tag Team Champions Last Sunrise. It was non-title, so the belts remain in the Alliance, but that has to guarantee a title shot for the Crew.
-Camilo Ortega took Television Champion Jackson Kain to the limit, but Kain got himself DQ'd with a lowblow, losing the match, but keeping his title. Degrees came out to announce that they would have a rematch at Havok: Neon, for the title, and it would be No Rules.
-Lady M's lead her contingent against Rose Mulligan's group in Lady Renegades Trios action. The teams found SOME common ground when they both attacked the WBPW Women's locker room not too long ago, but the heat was back on. As for the WBPW women, well they returned the favor, rushing the ring and bypassing Swift Security to attack both teams and force a No Contest.
-The Bad Dudes Tack Angel and Trevor Mach faced off in the main event. The World Champion versus the King of Clash. A match fit for a huge event, and it didn't disappoint. The two went all out, while the Alliance to End Star Prince taunted the two from the outside. A surprise outcome with a time limit draw. The two friends shook hands after making sure the Alliance stayed out of the ring.

There....good enough. Shit.

-

Skies above Eagleland

A hot air balloon in carrying three figures. Two of those figures are Tack Angel and Trevor Mach...

Tack Angel: Trevor, for the last time, where are we? Havok: Neon is supposed to be in Summers, and I don't think we're anywhere close to it.

Trevor Mach: Oh, we went a COMPLETELY different direction bro.

Tack Angel: What? Why? You said we were going to get to the show just as soon as we found that treasure....wait....why did I listen to you? I should have known immediately that was just baloney!

Trevor Mach: Two friends, sailing in the sky, in a wicker basket, with a strange man holding a cheese plate. This IS the treasure! You want a Vicodin?   

Tack Angel: Isn't it really dangerous to do that sort of thing thousands of feet in the air?

Trevor Mach: Yeah. Exactly.

Trevor launches himself out of the basket.

Tack Angel: TREVOR NO!

Tack looks down to see Trevor dangling from a bungie cord, one that looks to be about ready to pull him over as well.

Trevor Mach: NEVER GONNA DIE!

Strange man with the cheese plate: Your friend is like the coolest guy I've ever had up here.

Tack Angel: ...I'm going to need you to cut this COOOOOR-

Trevor Mach: WHEW! FUN RIGHT?!

Tack Angel: ...Why am I hanging upside down like this? What is the point?

Trevor Mach: We had to get someplace secret to talk!

Tack Angel: Wait...an actual purpose?! We could have just talked in the balloon!

Trevor Mach: The cheese guy...he's shifty I tells ya.

Tack Angel: So, what's going on.

Trevor Mach: Some strange shit's been going down. Gordon Cole called it a "Blue Rose", and I think that means strange, which coming from THAT GUY, means it's very strange.

Tack Angel: Alright, so what does that have to do with all of this?

Trevor Mach: We need the balloon because we're going someplace that wouldn't let us in otherwise.

Tack Angel: Where?

Trevor Mach: We're going to Onett!

Tack Angel: ...But Onett is THAT way.

Trevor Mach: DAMN!

-

Road to Summers

Christina Angel is driving herself and her father to the arena for Havok: Neon...

Tack Angel: Thanks again for driving my little starlight. I really need both hands free for this snack. I have a root beer AND ice cream. I'm going to make a float inside my mouth! Mmm! *swishing* Mmmmmmm!

Amigo: What your father is doing is called molecular gastronomy! The swishing releases the carbon dioxide from the soda! He's enjoying his snack on a chemical level!

Christina Angel: Whoa! Amigo, I forgot we were even giving you a ride! What are you even talking about?

Amigo: ...I read things sometimes...just like to share...I'm going back to sleep back here.

Christina Angel: *sigh* I need to concentrate. We're almost there. *texting*

Tack Angel: Christina, could you please get off your phone and learn something about flavor. It's important. Better yet, don't text and drive, you're scaring your father.

Christina Angel: Just texting Mom, because you never went home after doing whatever you were doing with Uncle Trevor in Onett.

Tack Angel: ...We were on a treasure hunt....yeah...that's it.

Christina Angel: ...Sure. *texting*

Tack Angel: Christina, I love you, but this texting thing. You keep it up with your head buried in your phone, and one day, you'll look up and wonder "Why am I at the retirement home?"

Christina Angel: Are you saying I'm going to drive to the retirement home?

Tack Angel: No, I mean you'll have wasted your life and not even realize it until it's too late.

Amigo: Come on, you knew what he meant.

Tack Angel: That's it....no more texting in the Angel Family!

Christina Angel: That's insane Dad.

Amigo: Yeah, Amy is NOT going to go for that.

Tack Angel: Right...well then...no more texting while driving!

Amigo: Yeah, that's actually smart.

Tack Angel: And no texting at the dinner table....or during family game night.....and....at Church...and the movies....and funerals, weddings, oh they're coming to me now, or charity events, or work functions, or during the anthem, or the "In Memorium" part of the Oscars! Whew. That was a mouthful. I just put my foot down hard on texting, the Star Prince way, tough, but fair. Amigo, read that back to me please?

Amigo: ...I wasn't writing it down.

Tack Angel: ...

Amigo: I remember them all though.

Tack Angel: Alright, well just don't forget please, and write them all down when we get to the arena. Nobody talk to Amigo while he's remembering my list.

Christina Angel: ....Dad...I'm over 18 remember?

Tack Angel: Oh right...well then...this applies to BABY CHRISTINA! Star Prince, planning for the future.

Christina Angel: ....We're here guys.

Amigo: Finally! I was going to throw myself out of the backseat!

Tack Angel: ...He's a good friend.

-

Summers

Amigo and Mike have are pulling up to the arena in Summers...

Amigo: Well, here we are. Thanks for reminding me I had to pick you up....I had to go all the way back to Saturn City to get you. I was already here, sitting in my hotel room....with my sandwich.

Kinniku Mike: ...*sigh* Sorry.

Amigo: An apology? Mike, are you dying?

Kinniku Mike: No.

Amigo: ...Will giving you my sandwich help?

Kinniku Mike: It might?

Amigo: ...Perhaps just tell me what's wrong. I'm not just going to hand over my sandwich....it's a meatball sub...that's kind of a big deal.

Kinniku Mike: You know what the biggest lie in the world is Amigo my man? A Forever stamp that says Love.

Amigo: Oh woman troubles...not surprising. Who is it this time?

Kinniku Mike: Not just one.

Amigo: Oh for crying out loud.

Kinniku Mike: THEY broke my heart!

Amigo: Who:

Kinniku Mike: The Oi Sisters!

Amigo: ....THE Oi Sisters?!

Kinniku Mike: Turns out, they didn't want to share me. I had a strong tit for each of them *sniff* but I guess you can never get enough of Mike. Uuuuuu....

Amigo: Mike remember, this happens like every week. Why don't you dry your eyes and get refocused on winning the tag gold with me.

Kinniku Mike: ...Can I still have the sandwich?

Amigo: ...No.

Also Summers

The Mach Family is also pulling into the city...

Lady M's: That trip felt like weeks....fucking weeks Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Don't blame me! You're driving!

Lady M's: Yeah, but YOU just had to see the world's biggest ball of yarn!

Trevor Mach: And it was worth it right!?

Lady M's: ....Dammit yes.

Trevor Mach: Trevor Knows Best! *looks at the Lakitu*

Hope Mach: Dad, what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: Trying to make this the pilot of my reality show, that will ACTUALLY be a nepotistic way of getting you a singing/acting career.

Hope Mach: I don't want either of those things.

Lady M's: And you HATE reality shows!

Trevor Mach: Yes, but I enjoy money, keep up you two!

Lady M's: I think INSTEAD of that, we encourage Hope to try to kill Rose Mulligan BUT make it look like an accident!  

Hope Mach: I don't know about all that. I'll just win the title instead.

Lady M's: ...Whatever.

Trevor Mach: Hey look guys! *sticks his hand out of the window* Look! The wind wants my hand to back up, but I won't let it! I'm stronger than air!

Trevor's left hand it suddenly lobbed off by an overhead bridge.

Lady M's: HOLY SHIT!

Hope Mach: DAD! YOUR HAND!

Trevor Mach: HA! Don't worry about that! Unlike Tack, I actually CAN regenerate!

Trevor's hand suddenly regrows itself.

Lady M's: What?!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, remember that time Degrees stuck me in that tank of purple stuff when DA killed me?

Lady M's: No. Not at all.

Trevor Mach: Well THIS as it turns out, is the side effect! It's how I got my eye back too. Remember when I lost my eye?

Lady M's: No.

Trevor Mach: ALSO, I was left with a perpetual grape flavor!

Lady M's: Alright, I WAS wondering about that.

Hope Mach: How often can you do that?

Trevor Mach: Whenever the plot calls for it sweetheart!

Laying in the road remains Trevor's severed hand. Suddenly, the hand begins to sprout a body!

Rovert: My name is Rovert, and I am evil! AHAHAHAHA-

A car rushing by runs down Rovert, killing him instantly.

Maniac: YOU GUYS! I THINK I JUST KILLED TREVOR MACH!

Razorblade: Awesome! I will win the belt by default! I can't wait to get to the arena and NOT see Trevor there!

Good News Gary: One of these days the cops ARE going to do something about us right? Right?

Havok: Neon
Summers Arena, Summers
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Non-Title No Rules Tag: Lady M's/Christina Angel vs. Kelly Steele/Momo Miyuki
2. Havok Clash Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Razorblade
3. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
4. Havok Tag Team Championship: Severide(c)/Takuma Tsurugi(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Rose Mulligan(c) vs. Hope Mach
6. Havok World Championship Lumberjack: Tack Angel(c) vs. Subculture Team Star Prince: Trevor Mach, Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Camilo Ortega Team Alliance: Mudslide, Lukie, Maniac, and Jackson Kain

-

Havok: Neon

You don't get pictures anymore. Photobucket sucks. They want to charge me a butt load all of a sudden to post pictures onto this site. That sucks. It's not worth it. I barely even use them anymore. I only repost pictures sometimes, but NOT! ANY! MORE! #Cheapskate 4 Life! Oh...oh yeah....Neon. Here. Have the results. Write up? Naaaah.

Havok: Neon
Summers Arena, Summers
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Non-Title No Rules Tag: Lady M's/Christina Angel[o] beat Kelly Steele[x]/Momo Miyuki via Angel Driver -> Pin
2. Havok Clash Championship: Trevor Mach(c) beat Razorblade via Split TKO -> Title Defense!
3. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega beat Jackson Kain(c) via DQ
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike[o]/Amigo beat Severide(c)/Takuma Tsurugi(c)[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Rose Mulligan(c) beat Hope Mach via Bloody Bomb -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6. Havok World Championship Lumberjack: Tack Angel(c) beat Subculture via WRIST CLUTCH!!! Angel Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense! Team Star Prince: Trevor Mach, Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Camilo Ortega Team Alliance: Mudslide, Lukie, Maniac, and Jackson Kain

-

Havok

Tack Angel is standing with Gordon Cole in his office, two weeks after Neon.

Gordon Cole: GREAT NEWS! THE NETWORK IS BACK UP AND RUNNING! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR RIVALS RUFUS POOCHYFUD AND STUART TRIED TO STAGE A COUP OFF CAMERA!

Tack Angel: So loud. Yeah Boss, I know. Apparently, they were aligned with that Earl character from the Government. They were trying to cause enough strife to cause another Sanctum Ultimatum.

Gordon Cole: A BLUE ROSE CASE!

Tack Angel: Yes...that. They tried taking over WBPW, and then they sent Lukie and Troy before coming themselves. Luckily, the Star Prince was able to stop them. I followed them to the very depths of darkness, getting trapped in Moonside in the process, and encountering my own evil doppleganger, but we managed to stop them and send all three of them to jail.

Gordon Cole: GREAT WORK TACK!

Tack Angel: Don't thank me. Thank Box Lady.

Gordon Cole: WHO?!

Tack Angel: Box Lady. She claims to be Senor Box's wife. She spoke for him and warned us about all of this. Remember?

Gordon Cole: OH RIGHT! IT'S A SHAME NOBODY COULD SEE THAT AWESOME ACTION!

Tack Angel: I know. It's terrible. A world without visuals is tough, but we'll press on...in word form.

Gordon Cole: WELL I MUST BE GOING, I WAS ONLY HERE LONG ENOUGH TO SOLVE THIS CASE! JEFF ANDONUTS WILL BE BACK SHORTLY!

Tack Angel: Good...he too will be easy to fool.

Gordon Cole: WHAT?!

Tack Angel: NOTHING!

Gordon Cole: DAMMIT, ARE YOU DOPPLETACK?!

Tack Angel: NO ONE CAN STOP THE DARK STAR! MWAHAHAHAH!

*KICK!*

Tack Angel: You left the door to Moonside open you moron! Get him out of here! There is only one Star Prince!

And thus I decided I was bored with EVERYTHING I was doing, and want to do other stuff. Losing years of pictures with photobucket will do that to you.

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Havok

-Havok Arena-

Outside of the heavily damaged arena, construction crews work around the clock to try and repair the damage done. Tack Angel, Trevor Mach, Lady M's, Kinniku Mike, and Amigo are sitting around just....waiting.

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! This sucks! When are we going to get back to kicking ass!

Trevor Mach: You could do that right now Mike. Go pick a fight with that construction worker over there.

Kinniku Mike: ...I want get paid for it.

Trevor Mach: Oh, well that's different.

Amigo: Apparently Andonuts took out a big insurance policy before leaving. Covers the cost of repairs, backpay, and then some.

Lady M's: That's convenient as shit. I don't like it. The world doesn't work that way. One day you're trying to pick a fight with all those bitches in Onett, and suddenly this bullshit! That's how the world works...it works like shit.

Trevor Mach: Wife lady is right. Did you know that Tack and I forgot to open the bar for like weeks? We're operating at a loss! Life isn't fair!

Lady M's: No Trevor, that's you forgetting things....like usual. Don't worry, I'll take the job.

Trevor Mach: What?

Lady M's: I'm your bartender, and you're going to pay me more than you pay yourself.

Trevor Mach: Fine with me. Just goes right back into Mr. Pocket!

Lady M's: When have you EVER seen money change hands from you to me and have it come back to you...ever?

Trevor Mach: Oh right.

Lady M's: I have a lot of time on my hands now that I'm not "ALLOWED" in Onett! As if they can stop me. As if they have one road in and out of town and a police blockade that's really....really...hard to get through....as if all that.

Tack Angel: Oh look...a four leaf clover! Make a wish!

Lady M's: I wish you weren't so fucking awkward.

Tack Angel: ...That is most unkind...most unkind.

Trevor Mach: Why you looking so grumpy Tackleton?

Tack Angel: You mean besides the rudeness? It's Lukie...Lukie and those Alliance...uh....BOZOS!

Trevor Mach: Whoa!

Amigo: Watch the language Star Prince.

Tack Angel: I'm sorry...I'm just flustered you see. They won't leave me alone.

Trevor Mach: The Alliance to End Star Prince won't leave Star Prince alone? Stop the presses!

Tack Angel: They've been threatening my family. I want to stop them Trevor! They even set the terms remember? They told us that if we fight them all at once and win, then they'll disband. Are you really hitting the brakes on a chance to fight the whole Alliance?

Trevor Mach: Oh I'm stomping the brakes, putting that idea right through the fucking windshield. That'd be giving them exactly what they want, so HARD NO on that brosef!

Tack Angel: Trevor, it's gonna be in a three tiered cage!

Trevor Mach: ...Why didn't you lead with that?! I'M IN!

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-Havok-

Havok: Renegade Nation
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Amigo vs. Filthy Phallus
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Uncle Buckshot
3. Non-Title No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Mudslide
4. Lady Renegades Trios: Lady M's/Christina Angel/Hope Mach vs. Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II/Lexie Bless
5. Non-Title No Rules Singles: Tack Angel vs. Lukie

Havok: Star Prince Forever II: The Revenge
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Baron von Killfist vs. Bashin Dan
2. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)/Amigo(c) vs. Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's vs. Kelly Steele
4. Havok Television Championship: Jackson Kain(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Rose Mulligan(c) vs. Christina Angel vs. Hope Mach vs. Dulce Reina
6. 3-Tier Cage - Alliance vs. Star Prince: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Mudslide/Lukie/Troy/Subculture/Razorblade/Maniac

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Jeff Andonuts Office

The Boss has returned. The bespectacled man of science places his beakers back upon his table as Degrees enters the room.

Degrees: Well welcome back! It's good to see you again Jeff. Things have been crazy here.

Jeff Andonuts: I can see that! The building was nearly destroyed by those bastards Rufus Poochyfud and Stuart, and we never got a bit of it on camera!

Degrees: It's strange how that all turned out. It was as if-

Jeff Andonuts: Time skip right?

Degrees: What?

Jeff Andonuts: You remember it happening, but at the same time you don't feel like you lived it? Yeah, that's a time skip alright.

Degrees: ...Still confused.

Jeff Andonuts: The distortion in space time, that black hole, it acted up again. We thought it was getting better, but it wasn't. That's why I left in the first place. Gordon Cole was going to cover for me so I could work out the problem on my end. It's been contained, but the damage was done so to speak. Space time is all out of whack, and I don't want to alarm you, but we probably fell into an alternate universe, like the entire planet did.

Degrees: We did?!

Jeff Andonuts: I said we MIGHT have.

Degrees: No, you said we PROBABLY did!

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah....like 95% chance. It's fine, I'm sure it won't happen again. Besides, I handled the anomaly finally.

Degrees: How?

Jeff Andonuts: I made ANOTHER black hole!

Degrees: You what?!

Jeff Andonuts: They're cancelling each other out! It's perfect!

Degrees: That's madness!

Jeff Andonuts: IT'S SCIENCE! It solved another problem we were having too. The gravity force from the hole was dragging the continents together. We were on the verge of a New Pang-

Tack Angel: Boss, you got a minute?

Jeff Andonuts: Star Prince, my money making ace! My face of the company! Top merch seller, but maybe only because I wouldn't let Trevor sell his own line of alcohol and firearms!

Tack Angel: Glad you're back. I just wanted to make sure they put pen to paper on the agreement.

Jeff Andonuts: They did. Good News Gary brought it in. If you beat them in that cage, they will disband the Alliance.

Tack Angel: Good. It's time to get them off my back, and away from my family.

Jeff Andonuts: Hey, I'm all for it. This roster is getting out of control, and the direction of the company along with it. I'm going to right this ship, get our guys back from their excursions, and send two messages. #1, we're the best around, and always will be. #2, the Earth is now flat.

Degrees: Pardon?

Jeff Andonuts: Unintended side effect of the two black holes!

Tack Angel: That's all well and good, but this is personal for the Star Prince. The forces of evil are out to hurt my family, and I'm out for revenge.

Degrees: I didn't know you did revenge Tack.

Tack Angel: You didn't know I'm into rock polishing either. Check this out.

Degrees: Whoa! What is that?

Tack Angel: I call it a Star Quartz!

Degrees: ...I'm not going to call it that.

Tack Angel: Awwww.

Alliance Locker Room

Subculture: So, you going to shoot Tack tonight?

Lukie: Damn right I am!

Troy: Use this!

Lukie: You're just wearing your tights...where did you have this?

Troy: ...Because I'm Troy.

Lukie: What?

Trevor Mach: You're going to what now?

Troy: The fuck are you doing here?!

Trevor Mach: I was told you guys had Cinnamon Toast Crunch in here.

Troy: ...

Trevor Mach: Dude....C-T Crunch.

Renegade Nation

Havok: Renegade Nation
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Amigo beat Filthy Phallus via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Uncle Buckshot via Muscle Buster -> Pin
3. Non-Title No Rules Singles: Mudslide beat Trevor Mach via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Trios: Dulce Reina[o]/Demon Masaki II/Lexie Bless beat Lady M's/Christina Angel[x]/Hope Mach via Dulce Driver -> Pin
5. Non-Title No Rules Singles: Lukie beat Tack Angel via Roll Up -> Pin

-Amigo beat Filthy Phallus in a quick match that ended in Submission. After the match Severide attacked and pounded on Amigo before Swift Security made the save.
-Kinniku Mike was also able to make quick work of his opponent Uncle Buckshot, putting him down with the Muscle Buster. Takuma Tsurugi tried to get involved, but Amigo ran to cut him off and suplexed him on the floor.
-Mudslide routed Trevor Mach in Non-title action in the third match, using his size and weight to defeat an already injured Mach, using the Top Rope Splash to secure the pin.
-Dulce Reina made a big statement in Trios action as she teamed with Demon Masaki II and Lexie Bless against Lady M's, Hope Mach, and Christina Angel. She pinned the former champ Christina following the Dulce Driver. This Anahauc star has the momentum heading into the 4-Way title match coming up.
-The main event would see the Havok World Champion Star Prince Tack Angel take on his arch-rival Lukie. It was No Rules, so OF COURSE Lukie tried pulling a gun on Tack. Trevor Mach ran out to try and cover for his friend, but he leapt in slow motion while everything else remained in normal speed, so he was way late. Luckily the bullet missed, but the distracted Tack got rolled up for the 1-2-3.

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Havok: Star Prince Forever II: The Revenge

The Twoson Fairgrounds, the closest place to Onett that will house Havok, and so another big event hits the town that has not one, but two promotions that are practically the same! A packed crowd came to see the giant 3-tier cage that the Star Prince and the Bad Man would have to escape if they wanted to stop the Alliance to End Star Prince once and for all! Can they do it? Yeah probably.

Havok: Star Prince Forever II: The Revenge
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Baron von Killfist via Brash Clash -> Pin
2. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike©/Amigo©[o] beat Severide/Takuma Tsurugi[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> Title Defense!
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's beat Kelly Steele via Rolling M's -> Pin
4. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega beat Jackson Kain© via STO Bomber -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Rose Mulligan© beat Christina Angel[x], Hope Mach, and Dulce Reina via Bloody Bomber -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6. 3-Tier Cage - Alliance vs. Star Prince: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach beat Mudslide/Lukie/Troy/Subculture/Razorblade/Maniac via Cage Escape

-Bashin Dan overcame a big challenge with newcomer Baron von Killfist, escaping his choke slam to hit the Brave Clash and score the pin. After the match, Jeff Andonuts came out and announced that cuts and arrivals were coming soon, and the first cut would be Baron von Killfist, who responded like you'd expect, needing to be escorted out. Filthy Phallus and Uncle Buckshot were kicked out too. I guess those one note characters served their purposes.  
-Kinniku Mike and Amigo defended the tag belts successfully against Last Sunrise in their title rematch. The strikers were thwarted when Amigo hit the Olympic Slam on Tsurugi for the pin and title defense.
-Lady M's and her heated rival Kelly Steele took their brawls to a whole new level, as they fought through the crowd before finally hitting the ring. Kelly Steele was looking strong against the veteran, but a Shredding Backbreaker only lead to a 2-Count, and from their the fans rallied M's to stage a comeback, hitting the Rolling M's for the pin and the win.
-Camilo Ortega was able to continue his momentum from his win in The Golden Tournament by thwarting Jackson Kain in their second Television Championship match. Jackson Kain's cheating ways were back in full form, but Camilo blocked a low blow attempt and hit the STO Bomber to pin Kain and take the Havok Television Championship!
-Rose Mulligan continues his domination of the Lady Renegades division with a win over Christina Angel, Hope Mach, and Dulce Reina. A fantastic match, but the champ overcame the numbers game, hitting the Bloody Bomber on Angel for the pin. Big title defense for Rose Mulligan, but the celebration was short lived, as Lady M's rushed out and made it clear she wanted the next shot, and by making it clear I mean she beat on her until Kelly and Momo Miyuki saved the champ.
-The main event saw the 3-Tier cage descend on the ring, and by descend, I mean it lowered like a foot. The cage was in the way the whole night, maybe I forgot to mention that. The ceiling isn't very tall. It wasn't thought out fully. I'm writing this medicated. Tack Angel and Trevor were sent up to the top cage, as the Alliance made their way into the different layers. From their it was an all out brawl as the Star Prince and Bad Man took on Mudslide, the Alpha Betas, and the Supremacy. Mudslide made it easy on the top layer, as he thought it was a good idea to go to the top, but his weight had him falling through, allowing the duo to hop down to the second layer to fight the Alpha Betas. Lukie pulled out a gun YET AGAIN, but Tack forced the gun to the ground, where it went off and shot Troy in the shoulder. Everyone freaked out, giving Star Prince and Trevor the chance to escape the last floor. In a 2-on-3 fight, Tack Angel and Mach managed to hit their finishers on Blade and Maniac before hitting a Macha Ye x Rider Kick on Subculture, leading to the duo escaping and winning the match. The Alliance to End Star Prince has ended, thanks to the Prince of Stars and some asshole.

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Havok News Update

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the still employed guy...of wrestling. Yeah, my job was cut back a little bit, but now, NOW it's like it never stops! I'm in charge of the website now, AND I have to give the Network updates! Jeff Andonuts is back, he's large and in charge, and he's making big changes for Havok going forward. The Network will no longer feature the news updates of two members of the so called "ENN Alliance" as it's being called. Three promotions banding together against us. That being said, the third promotion in particular will HAVE to be covered in just a moment, as we have big news concerning them. We will NOT however be showing their cards or results. We are Havok, and that's what you came to see baby! We start off first with our updated roster. We made some cuts, but we're also hearing word that new names are coming in that WON'T just be jobber fodder for our more established Renegades!

Roster
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Tack Angel - Havok World Champion
Rose Mulligan - Havok Lady Renegades Champion
Camilo Ortega - Havok Television Champion
Kinniku Mike - Havok World Tag Team Champion
Amigo - Havok World Tag Team Champion
Kelly Steele - Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Champion
Momo Miyuki - Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Champion
Subculture - Havok Trios Champion
Razorblade - Havok Trios Champion
Maniac - Havok Trios Champion
Trevor Mach - Havok King of Clash
Takumi Inui
Dragon Shiryu
Firebrand X
Jackson Kain
Mudslide
Lady M's
Dulce Reina
Demon Masaki II
Christina Angel
Hope Mach
Lexie Bless
Diana Brooks
Takuma Tsurugi
Severide
Bashin Dan
Benjamin
Slam Master Jam
Lukie
Troy
Magnum PT
Los Tiburon
Dark Kiva

Tommy Dukes: We have heard that Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu are on their way back ASAP, with Firebrand X and Magnum PT returning shortly as well. We sent the Lakitus out to get the scoop on the hot young aces that will soon be firing up the Havok rings once again!

Rozan Five Peaks - Dalaam

Dragon Shiryu stands atop a mountain, practicing his fighting technique with a blindfold on. The water falls of the five peaks are the only sound other than his echoing strikes. His old master throws three targets into the air, and he manages to kick them all before removing his blindfold, revealing that his eyesight has returned.....no one stays blind in Havok. You notice that?

Mount Haruna - Akina, Edo

The Akina downhill slope is quiet in the night, as all that can be heard are the chirping of crickets. Suddenly, two lights pierce the darkness, as a car rips its way down the curves, drifting with effortless ease. Strapped to the back of the car is a familiar motorbike. The driver drifts to the bottom and hops out of his old Toyota 86. It's Takumi Inui. He looks down to his phone to see a call by Jeff Andonuts and answers, ready for what comes next.

Tommy Dukes: Is that cool or what?! Those two awesome Renegades are coming back just in time for the biggest tournament of the year! What, you thought The Golden tournament was all we had for you? It's time for the return of the E1 Climax! Yeah! Just....one....problem. As it turns out WBPW is claiming rights to the E1 Climax. The whole thing is a mess. They take and they take, but we're not letting them this time. We're stopping them....with the power of compromise?

WBPW Arena - Onett

Jeff Andonuts is standing at a podium beside his old friend Ness for a big announcement...

Jeff Andonuts: I didn't know if they'd let me back in here or not, but luckily, I had my good friend Ness to vouch for me. Now, he's made a new home for himself back where it all started, but my scientific mind...and heart I guess, told me to take Havok to the top, and make it the legendary promotion I know it can be. In that time, we're gotten a little rivalry with WBPW haven't we? We've been jabbing back and forth, and WBPW has been claiming stuff that we don't necessarily believe belongs to them. The legacy of EBW. For our part, we looked the other way when Lady M's staged some attacks on the Women Wrestlers of WBPW. It's been back and forth basically. Well, this E1 Climax issue can't be settled in the courtroom. It needs to be settled in the ring. We're going to do this the way it was done once before. The E1 Climax will take place within two promotions, Block Havok and Block WBPW. The two blocks 1st and 2nd Place winners will collide at a joint Pay Per View aptly titled Collision, just like the old EBW event. We have special conditions being worked out, but more importantly, we have bigger stakes than just a trophy and bragging rights. If we win, WBPW will not be able to claim anymore of the EBW legacy that we hold dear. If we lose, they will not only own that claim, but they will get a shot at the Havok World Championship, the successor to the EBW World Championship.

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Tommy Dukes: So there you have it! It looks like Havok and WBPW will finally have a proper confrontation in the ring, just like we like it in Havok! It's time to put up or shut up, and prove to the wrestling world which promotion is worth a damn! Don't miss it! The E1 Climax is coming!

The Angel Residence

The Star Prince sits at his computer with Star Bird perched on his shoulder. Star Bird leaves him a "present" so Tack shoos him out of a window. Trevor Mach comes in looking bloody and beaten. He holds up his phone and presses a button, with begins a live audience clapping session.

Tack Angel: Trevor, what happened? You look like a beaten pinata. Who beat the candy out of you?

Trevor Mach: Some guy popped off in the movie theater, and I had to be totally heroic big time. You COULD have been brave and helped, but instead you hid in your Star Lair like the little pig in the straw house, who ran away from the dragon. My head hurts, so I don't know if I have that right, but it's in the Bible I think.

Tack Angel: What are you talking about? You didn't invite me to the movie.

Trevor Mach: ...Alright, so I didn't go to the movies, I went to an underground fight club! You happy?! You got it out of me!

Tack Angel: I didn't want to! Why more fighting though? Don't we do that enough?

Trevor Mach: I NEVER STOP! I've got a reputation to uphold, and besides I'm the King of Clash....which means I'm a bad ass!

Tack Angel: Are you having an existential crisis....again...again?

Trevor Mach: It's better to burn out than to fade away Tack!

Tack Angel: I don't even know what you mean by that.

Trevor Mach: Of course not, cause YOU'RE not brave!

Tack Angel: I am too! Look! I have less than 10% battery life left on my laptop, and I'm just now starting an e-mail.

Trevor Mach: ...Alright fine, I take it back...that's brave as shit.

Tack Angel: That's right.

Havok E1 Press Conference Winters

The Renegade and Lady Renegades of Havok are sitting at an outdoor Press Conference in Winters, bundled up and wishing for that Summers heat they were lamenting not too long ago....everyone except Tack Angel, who has Penguin and Polar Bear in his DNA...he was quite comfy.

Jackson Kain: Subculture, don't give me that shit! When that alliance of your fell apart all bets were off! I'm looking out for me!

Subculture: YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE DICK!

Jackson Kain: Whatever it takes bro. Here, have an autograph.

Subculture: ...I don't want that! I'd wipe my ass with it if it weren't so damn cold.

Tack Angel: I like it!

Degrees: Calm down guys, I know it's cold, but these people are hyped to see the E1 come to Winters, and I'm sure you are as well.

Trevor Mach: I can't wait, cause I get to kick Razorblade's ass in front of his home crowd. No offense peeps, it's more of a humiliating him thing. I mean I LOVE Winters! Eh? Eh? Cheap pop?

Razorblade: You talk a lot of shit now Mach, but you're in MY world now. It's cold, and it's painful, and it hurts.

Tack Angel: I like it!

Razorblade: You've put yourself in harm's way.

Trevor Mach: Bitch, I AM harm's way!

Jeff Andonuts: Did we all forget that in some way we're all in this together, because the top 2 will take on WBPW's top 2 at E1 Collision?

Razorblade: Yes! We forgot! Who cares?!

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Unity? What's that? Who knows? They certainly don't...just like science.

Razorblade's Mother: Nathaniel! You watch your mouth right now!

Razorblade: MOM?! WHAAAAAAAT?!

Trevor Mach: Nathaniel?

Razorblade's Mother: I brought your grandmother here to see you, and we get this HORRIBLE attitude?!

Razorblade: Nana?! I'm sorry!

Trevor Mach: Nathaniel?! What's all this Razorblade talk when your name is Nathaniel?!

Amigo: Uh...you do know most of the wrestlers use fake names right?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Wait...what?

Amigo: Yeah...it's part of the whole package. You come up with a new name that markets you to the people. You...you really didn't know that?

Trevor Mach: Now that can't be true. You mean to tell me that Jackson Kain isn't-

Amigo: Real name Jack Carlton. That one is obvious, it's in his theme song.

Trevor Mach: But wait, what about you?

Amigo: ...You think...you think my name is actually Amigo. Like, I was born and my Mother decided to go with "Amigo" and no last name?

Trevor Mach: ...I don't judge.

Amigo: Not true, you do nothing but judge.

Trevor Mach: Well, I guess it makes sense. I mean look at the boss. Jeff Andonuts? Really? Jeff And Doughnuts?! I saw right through that one.

Jeff Andonuts: No, that's my actual name.

Trevor Mach: ...What's real? I don't know anymore.

Amigo: Oh crap he's staring off. Trevor, come back! Hey! Hey Trevor look, have a sandwich.

Trevor Mach: ...Sandwich.

Amigo: Close one. We got smoke coming from his brain. Why is it whenever you talk to this guy about anything other than 80's movie trivia he has an existential break down!?

Degrees: How about we just wrap up this press conference, it's obviously going nowhere. Remember to catch the E1, where you'll see more of the Havok Block AND a Havok World Tag Team Championship match between the Weekend Wrecking Crew and The Alpha Betas! Let's get inside, this Degrees is already "below zero"......eh? Get it? Cause my-let's just go. It's cold out here.

Tack Angel: I Like it!

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Saturn City Penitentiary

Gordon Cole and Degrees make their way down a long hallway to a room separated by glass. They have two seats on their side, with one seat on the other. A figure approaches from a door on the other side, dressed in orange and clad in cuffs....

Degrees: Earl. Yep, that's the guy.

Gordon Cole: HELLO EARL, THANK YOU FOR SEEING US TODAY! WE APPRECIATE IT!

Earl: You don't have to yell, I can hear yall just fine on this side.

Degrees: No, he really does have to yell apparently.

Gordon Cole: WE WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS-

Earl: I know what you want, so just pipe down! You want the motive? You want to know the hows and whos and whys. I've done this dance many times before, but I was the one getting the answers, and the people giving them to me didn't turn out living too much longer than that.

Degrees: Spare us the details. If you have something to tell us, you should do so.

Earl: I might as well tell you. I have nothing better to do, but rot in a cell until I die. You people toppled something huge you know? It started in 2016 when that new guy took over the country. Some guys on the inside blamed the "Renegade" mindset. I didn't much care, until it occurred to me just who you people were and what you had done. I did my research and planned a little revenge.

Degrees: Revenge? For what? We're a wrestling company!

Earl: Oh, I think we both know you're more than that. I know what the Blue Rose is Cole, so I know why you're hanging around them. You know it too. Trouble of a certain nature seems to follow the people in Havok. It used to go by a different name remember? It was in 2006 that you lurched forth and created the chaos that you have. I was the clean up crew once upon a time, until an incident in the town on Onett. My daughter was there that day...the day it all started to burn. She didn't make it. She died, because of people like you. Because of people like Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, Ness...THE LIST GOES ON! Your boss was there too Degrees. He didn't stop them from killing my little girl! THEY TORE HER APART IN FRONT OF ME, AND I COULDN'T DO A DAMN THING TO STOP THEM!

Degrees: .....

Earl: Years later, I pulled myself out of the whisky bottle, and took the gun out of my mouth. I started working black ops, and I rather enjoyed it. It felt good to hurt others, it took away my hurt. The last guy in charge didn't really care about the rules, and that suited me. We were Renegades in our own way. I slipped into the darkness just fine and found purpose, but you wouldn't leave me alone. I crossed paths with Trevor Mach and Tack Angel, I even worked with them a little bit, but then they screwed me over and I read up on them while planning to take them out. I figured out their involvement in the Onett incident, but then I dug deeper, and learned about a secret study titled "Sanctum".

Gordon Cole: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT SANCTUM IF YOU PLEASE! I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

Earl: A place between light and darkness, that's the way I interpreted it. A realm all it's own, very otherworldly. I don't much care about that shit, but I figured out what it could do. The emotions that lead to the Sanctum, can be used to change reality. I could have my daughter back.

Degrees: That's what this was all about? That's why you released Poochyfud and Stuart?

Earl: My daughter? She's everything to me. OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT! YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN OF LOSING THE ONLY LIGHT IN YOUR HEART! You store your innocence in your child. They anchor you to the goodness, even when you stray to the dark. I lost my anchor. I didn't realize that the Sanctum could be capable of the same darkness I feel. It felt...it felt like home.

Degrees: What exactly happened? We're having trouble remembering. We think it had to do with the black hole so-

Earl: THEY ARE A DISTRACTION! Time and space be irrelevant the moment I gazed into the Sanctum! I saw reality for what it really is. You all couldn't handle it.

Degrees: We were there?

Earl: We attacked your "base" and I threatened the families of Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, and Ness. Yeah, I reached out to WBPW in order to get him where I wanted him. I wanted those responsible to show me how to manifest the Sanctum and fix their mistake before I killed them. Poochyfud and Stuart were a means to an end. I needed their resources since I lost all of mine.

Degrees: Angel and Mach don't know how that happened anymore than we do or you do.

Gordon Cole: .....

Earl: I think HE knows. It didn't matter if they knew. It happened. We all stared into it, bloody and battered. We lost someone to that darkness too, so it wasn't a total loss.

Degrees: Was it Poochyfud or Stuart?

Earl: Does it matter? They're locked up in here too right....or are they?

Degrees: One more thing Earl.

Earl: Hurry up, I'm getting bored.

Degrees: Who died? Who was killed in this incident?

Earl: Heh. I don't have all the answers. Sorry that I'm not sorry. I'm leaving. Don't come here again.

Degrees: That could have gone better.

Gordon Cole: WE LEARNED A LOT FROM HIM!

Degrees: He seems to think you know more than you're letting on.

Gordon Cole: I'M AFRAID THAT'S CLASSIFIED TO THOSE OUTSIDE OF THE BLUE ROSE TASK FORCE.

Degrees: Of course.

Gordon Cole: WHICH IS WHY I HAVE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFICIAL MEMBER!

The Mach Residence

A knock at the door prompts Trevor Mach to answer...

Trevor Mach: Wow, you've got some guts showing up here.

Bloody Rose: *sigh* Put some damn pants on.

Trevor Mach: Not happening. Just keep your eyes up here. What do you want?

Bloody Rose: I want to talk to my daughter Trevor. Let me in.

Trevor Mach: You think after what you've done she's going to talk to you?! She'll probably try to kill you! She's not in the forgiving mood either if you're here to apologize God forgives, Tali does not.

Bloody Rose: You're not apart of this Mach! LET ME TALK TO MY DAUGHTER!

Trevor Mach: I CAN'T!

Bloody Rose: WHY NOT!?

Trevor Mach: I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS!

Bloody Rose: ...Oh.

Trevor Mach: ...That's right. You still want to come in? I'm watching Tango and Cash? Bloody Rose? Where the hell did she go?

Tack Angel: What's going on?

Trevor Mach: Tack?

Tack Angel: Big hole in the wall remember?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah.

Tack Angel: Bloody Rose seemed to be leaving in a hurry.

Trevor Mach: Well, she's looking for Tali, and she's not here.

Tack Angel: Where is she?

Trevor Mach: No idea.

Tack Angel: You don't care?

Trevor Mach: *swigs from his whisky* Of course I do, but we roll in a different way from you and Amy. She does her own thing and I do mine.

Tack Angel: My Star Sense tells me this is different though. Think about that revelation.

Trevor Mach: I'm still trying to thaw my junk after that trip to Winters. I REALLY don't want to go back for the E1.

Tack Angel: I liked it!

Trevor Mach: I mean sure, Tali found out she has a sister, and this goes a long way to proving your theory that everyone in Havok is fucking, fighting, or family.

Tack Angel: I would never put it that way, but go on.

Trevor Mach: In this situation I guess Tali would-

Tack Angel: Try to get some closure? Maybe try and settle things with her new sister?

Trevor Mach: Rose Mulligan is in the Saturn City Hospit-oh man....we gotta go!

Tack Angel: PUT SOME PANTS ON! I mean who wears at home, but still.




Mach threw on his leather jacket and shades, hopping into his Testarossa, followed by Tack, who left a note for his wife.

Tack Angel: You've been drinking. Should you really be driving?!

Trevor Mach: You want to drive?

Tack Angel: This thing? No thanks. You go ahead.

Trevor Mach: That's what I thought

The Testarossa speeds off into the night, neon lights reflecting off the chrome as they make way for the hospital...

Trevor Mach: My woman needs me Tack. I didn't even think about it. How numb are we getting to this shit? It happens all the time, but that doesn't make it any less important does it?

Tack Angel: Not when family is concerned. Glad you understand. I always found 80's Trevor to be a bit more focused then whatever the heck and a half you are all the other times.

Trevor Mach: I wear a lot of hats, but this is me man. Gotta step up and be there for Tali, and hope she hasn't killed anybody before we get there.

Tack Angel: That's righ-WAIT WHAT? KILLED?!

Meanwhile, Bloody Rose has already arrived at the hospital, running up the emergency fire stairs on the outside, towards the hospital room Rose Mulligan is staying in.

Bloody Rose: Dammit, what have I done? Don't do it Tali. Don't do it.

Back in the Testarossa, Tack is hanging on for dear life.

Tack Angel: Why do I keep getting in this car with you?!

Trevor Mach: Just hold on Star Prince! We have to get there fast!

Tack Angel: I may throw up again.

Trevor Mach: I JUST HAD THE CAR CLEANED FROM THE LAST TIME!

Tack Angel: I'm still not sorry! ....Oh who am I kidding? I'm sorry Trevor, I'll pay you back for-

Trevor Mach: We're here! Let's go!

Tack Angel: Oh thank God!

The duo jump out of the car and rush to the hospital. Momo Miyuki and Kelly Steele are standing in the way...

Momo Miyuki: I don't think so.

Kelly Steele: You're not getting in here.

Tack Angel: Well this is awkward. What do we do?

Trevor Mach: Kelly baby, why fight me, you know you can't resist my charms.

Kelly Steele: Fuck you Mach.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that's what got us into this predicament. I've got a Heel Dick Tack.

Tack Angel: WHAT?! Listen ladies, we have to stop Lady M's from getting to Rose.

Kelly Steele: Nice try, but she couldn't have gotten in here.

Tack Angel: Unless she took the fire escape....right over there?

Kelly Steele: .....SHUT UP! LET'S GET EM MOMO!

Tack Angel: What do we do!?

Trevor Mach: We fight em Tack! It's 2017, this shit's on the table now! IT'S CRAZY!

Tack Angel: Right, and I totally respect a woman's right to-

*PUNCH!*

Tack Angel: OW! RIGHT IN THE EYE! DARN! SHOOT! BLAST! FUDGE!

Trevor Mach: Wow, you girls pissed him off!

-cut music if it's still playing-

In the hospital room Bloody Rose enters through the window, and sees Rose Mulligan asleep in the darkness....with Lady M's looming over her.

Bloody Rose: Tali, don't do this.

Lady M's: Don't do what? What do you think I'm doing?

Bloody Rose: .....

Lady M's: Do you think she knows....how easily I could just end her right now. You think she knows somewhere inside. She's screaming inside to wake up and stop me, but she can't. One too many chair shots they said? Wasn't enough for me.

Bloody Rose: I know how you must feel but-

Lady M's: You think you know how I feel? The hatred I feel for her and for you? I like a life where no fucks are given, but this....this is unacceptable. You have always filled my life with misery, and now this? You tell me I have a sister and it's HER!? After all she did, I find out that we're blood? You didn't tell me, and Harley didn't tell me. You BOTH lied to me AGAIN, LIKE USUAL, but I'm just supposed to take it? I'm not you and I'm not him. I do things MY WAY! I always have and I always will. If I wanted to kill her right now, I could.

Bloody Rose: Then why haven't you Tali?

Lady M's: Maybe I'm weighing my options.

Bloody Rose: Maybe you don't want to do it? Maybe you want family. Maybe you don't want to be alone.

Lady M's: Don't try to talk to me like a mother. You took a job in Havok just to screw with me and force our paths to cro....that's why you did it. You took the job to bring her in and force us to meet. You bitch.

Bloody Rose: I thought forcing you two to fight each other, you would realize in the ring just how much you had in common. Things didn't go the way I planned. I set myself up as a villain to you, so I could let her know that I had her back too. As far as she knows, she never had a mother or father.

Lady M's: ....She doesn't know?

Bloody Rose: Your father and I were into some dark shit at the time, and spent most of your time running away or doing your own thing. You never even noticed. We sent her somewhere where she wouldn't-

Lady M's: Turn into another me?

Bloody Rose: We've never been the parental type. Maybe we didn't know how. I'm trying right now. You can hate me forever, but don't do anything to your sister. Don't do something you'll regret.

Lady M's: What makes you think I'll regret it? Maybe I'm more like you than you realize. Maybe I don't feel a damn thing. Maybe I'm a sociopath who barely even needs a reason to take a life. Maybe this is the opportunity I've been waiting for.

Bloody Rose: I don't believe that's you. You're better than me. You're also a better mother than I have ever been. I don't know what you'd think about what your husband thinks, but what would this mean to Hope if you did this?

Lady M's: Hope.

Bloody Rose: If anything, don't do this for her.

Trevor Mach: Tali! *huff puff* Really should have taken the elevator!

Tack Angel: I tried to tell you!

Lady M's: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Tali...my Lady M's. I don't care what Bloody Rose had to say on this subject quite frankly. She's a shit mother, but you're not. Hope wouldn't want you to do this.

Bloody Rose: I was just saying that actual-

Trevor Mach: STAY OUT OF THIS!

Lady M's: ...Trevor, you're absolutely right.

Trevor Mach: I am? I mean....I am...dammit.

Lady M's: Rose...sleep tight sister...I will allow you to wake up, and I'll make sure you realize how close you came to the end when you do. We have unfinished business. The black sheep will finish off the orphan in the ring.

Bloody Rose: Don't tell her about this Tali. Don't let her know tha-

Lady M's: That you abandoned her? I don't owe you that. I don't owe you shit. If I tell her...I tell her. That's up to me. Come on Trevor...you too Tack I guess.

Trevor Mach: Proud of you babe.

Lady M's: Why are you two all beat up?

Tack Angel: We had to fight women, and this vending machine just took my dollar and the chips are stuck. This night has just been awful.

-

-Switching back to past tense writing. I can't shake it.-

Bad Dudes Bar

The rough and rowdy bar of the Bad Dudes was being tended to by Lady M's tonight. During the mandatory 10pm Neon Synth marathon she went outside to take a break. She saw Trevor in the alleyway...

Lady M's: Trev?

Trevor Mach: Hey babe.

Lady M's: What are you doing out here?

Trevor Mach: ...Nothin...

Lady M's: It's looking suspicious.

Trevor Mach: ...Fine, I was...uh...I was worried about you.

Lady M's: I'm fine. We deal with this kind of shit all the time.

Trevor Mach: That's what I was saying to Tack! However, it's not cool that we just let it roll off our shoulders...not always...not this time.

Lady M's: What do you want me to do? Try to throw a family reunion?

Trevor Mach: I don't know where they'd put all the dead bodies in the bloody aftermath. No, I just figured we...uh...could talk about it?

Lady M's: We don't talk about things, it's part of why we work.

Trevor Mach: Tali, it's fighting, fucking, and FAMILY. Sometimes we have to play that role too.

Lady M's: Trevor, I appreciate that you're worried about me, but you have to trust me. I'm alright. I don't know what I'm going to do about this yet, but when I do, you'll know all about it.

Trevor Mach: ...Alright...just as long as you're alright.

Lady M's suddenly heard two engines roaring on the street in front of the bar...




Lady M's: So that's what you were really doing?

Trevor Mach: Well...half and half.

Lady M's: Another race with Takumi?

Trevor Mach: Gotta see if I can beat that 86. Wanna come with?

Lady M's: But the bar...the hell with it. Let's do this.

Lady M's smiled for the first time in a long time as she sat next to Trevor in the Testarossa. Takumi Inui noded to Trevor as the light turned green and the two speed off into the night. The two gunned it neck and neck, swerving through the traffic of Saturn City. Takumi Inui's 86 effortlessly avoided the dangers of the crowded street. Trevor focused ahead as M's rolled down the window, sticking her head out and letting the wind rush through her hair. Both vehicles rocketed out of the city and up the mountainous Saturn Pass.

Lady M's: Where is the finish line?

Trevor Mach: Top of the pass.

Lady M's: Can you even drift?

Trevor Mach: ...I've been practicing.

Lady M's: Heh. Kick some ass Mr. Mach.

Takumi shifted gears in the rhythm of his turns, an effortless maneuver for the Master of the Akina Downhill. He gunned the engine hard, and barely slowed for the turns, using his signature move of clinging to the curb to slingshot around his opponent, a difficult move for any other racer, but not for Takumi.

Trevor Mach: Ha! I gotta figure out how he does that! I got a few tricks up my though.

Lady M's: Like what?

Trevor Mach: He wants to play dirty? So can I can.

Trevor bypassed a turn instead forcing his Testarossa over the curb, ramping it and catapulting him into position beside Takumi...

Lady M's: Now that's more like it.

Trevor had added some tricks to his arsenal, but he also souped up the engine with a turbo charger, that he pushed to the limit to bypass Takumi as the two hurtled around another perilous turn.

Lady M's: I think you could see the road better without the aviators.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but what's the fun in that? *wink*

Despite the possible deadly situation that came with riding like this with Trevor Mach, Lady M's felt completely at ease. She thought back on her past once again, like she had in Summers, but this time with more fondness for the time with the knucklehead in the driver's seat.

Takumi's methodical pace was won him many a race, but he had never raced anyone so willing to push their engine to the limit. Smoke began to billow out of the hood of the Testarossa.

Lady M's: Whoa. That doesn't look good. What are you gonna do?

Trevor Mach: I'm gonna keep on running baby.

Lady M's: Push it to the limit?

Trevor Mach: Exactly.

Mach and Takumi rushed to the finish line, where many people had gathered. Apparently, more than a few people knew about this rematch. They fought neck and neck to get to the line, and in a photo finish it appeared that they hit at the same time.

Trevor Mach: YEAH! I did it!

Kinniku Mike: Not so fast Trevor, it looked like Takumi beat you.

Amigo: No, I saw Mach win.

Kinniku Mike: I don't think so my man. The Strong Tits are very accurate.

Amigo: That makes no sense in this context Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Who do you think won Takumi?

Takumi Inui: Doesn't matter to me. I just enjoyed the race.

Trevor Mach: Same here brother.

As the two fist bumped, the engine in the Testarossa exploded...

Trevor Mach: ....Damn....I forgot the marshmallows.

Lady M's: Oh shit! Ha! We should put that out.

Trevor Mach: Nah. It's alright. A Lady I know taught me not to give a fuck sometimes.

Lady M's: Is that right?

Trevor Mach: Yep. Plus....it's insured right? Did we do that?

Lady M's: Yes, we got it insured.

Trevor Mach: Then what do I have to worry about.

Lady M's: What am I going to do with you Trevtastic?

Trevor Mach: No idea Talicious.

Trevor tries to pull Lady M's in, but she resists and pulls him instead.

Trevor Mach: The fire baby, it's gonna burn us both.

Lady M's: Good.

A kiss that soothed the ache that Lady M's felt deep down, in the place where she kept the feelings she tried not having.

Trevor Mach: ...Takumi, can you give us a ride back down?

Havok: Renegade Nation E1 Climax 2017
Winters Stadium, Winters
Renegade Television

1. E1 Climax Block Havok: Dragon Shiryu[2] vs. Subculture[0]
2. E1 Climax Block Havok: Trevor Mach[2] vs. Razorblade[0]
3. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Momo Miyuki(c)/Kelly Steele(c) vs. Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II vs. Diana Brooks/Lexie Bless
4. E1 Climax Block Havok: Takumi Inui[4] vs. Jackson Kain[2]
5. E1 Climax Block Havok: Tack Angel[2] vs. Firebrand X[4]
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)/Amigo(c) vs. Troy/Lukie

-

Winters Stadium - Winters

Tack Angel was warming up as Firebrand X approached him...

Firebrand X: The Star Prince...Havok World Champion.

Tack Angel: That's me buddy! Everything alright?

Firebrand X: Yeah, just sizing you up.

Tack Angel: What?

Firebrand X: Trying to understand what the fuss has always been about with you. You're an unassuming guy. You're polite to a fault. I'm pretty sure you're afraid of your wife. What is the deal with you?

Tack Angel: ...Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

Firebrand X: Not at all. I'm just trying to figure it all out. I think I get it. I think I can see it. You're the ace. You're the man. You're the big shot. However, I think you're missing something that I have, an "X" factor.

Tack Angel: But...we're still cool?

Firebrand X: Heh. The boy scout. You're a hero Tack. You're a good man. You're a lot of good things, but one thing you won't be is the Winner of the E1 Climax.

Tack Angel: ...I can never get a read on that guy...must be the mask.

Havok: Renegade Nation E1 Climax 2017
Winters Stadium, Winters
Renegade Television

1. E1 Climax Block Havok: Subculture[2] beat Dragon Shiryu[2] via KO Punch -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block Havok: Razorblade[2] beat Trevor Mach[2] via Piledriver -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Dulce Reina[o]/Demon Masaki II beat Momo Miyuki©/Kelly Steele©, Hope Mach/Christina Angel, and Diana Brooks[x]/Lexie Bless, via Sweet Driver -> Pin -> NEW Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions!
4. E1 Climax Block Havok: Jackson Kain[4] beat Takumi Inui[4] via Split Lowblow x Shadow Kick -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block Havok: Tack Angel[4] beat Firebrand X[4] via StarStorm NEO -> Pin
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Troy[o]/Lukie beat Kinniku Mike©/Amigo©[x] via Fight Me IRL -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!

-Subculture beat out Dragon Shiryu narrowly in a strikefest, when Maniac helped on the outside. The Rozan Shoryu-Ha was dodged, and Subbie took the Dragon down with the KO Punch. Subbie is finally on the E1 board with 2 points.
-Razorblade also finally scored a win, after taking out the Bad Man Trevor Mach. A bad streak continues, but with Maniac interfering once again, showing the frustration of The Supremacy. Razorblade scored the pin after a piledriver.
-Four teams assembled for a Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship bout, that would see the odds stacked highly against Momo and Kelly Steele. An all out brawl that showcased the newer team of Demon Masaki II And Dulce Reina, the Anahauc/Edo duo, who managed to shock the crowd with the surprise win after Reina hit the Sweet Driver on Diana Brooks. Reina won the match, but continued to hold onto Brooks after the match, purposely pulling her arm out of socket even though the match was over. This drew huge boos from the crowd as the masked woman taunted the other Lady Renegades and grabbed one of the titles from Demon Masaki II.
-Last year's winner Jackson Kain scored another win over the Crimson Smasher Takumi Inui. His split legged low blow opened Takumi up to the Shadow Kick and the pin.
-Huge main event saw Firebrand X give the Star Prince the fight of his life. X has been the most impressive during the E1 so far, but the new Fireslide finisher wouldn't fell the Champ, as he escaped the attempt and came back with the new StarStorm NEO for the pin and the win. Firebrand X grabbed a mic after the match.

Firebrand X: Alright...now I definitely get it, but I'm not finished yet. If you and I make it to the finals, you'd better beat your WBPW counterpart, because I want another shot.

Tack Angel: ...I'm glad we're friends again. I thought you were mad at me earler!

-Main event would see The Crew put their tag titles on the line against The Alpha Betas. With Good News Gary and Mudslide on the outside, the odds were against the champs, with the outside interference leading to Troy hitting the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Amigo for the pin, the win, and the Havok World Tag Team Championships. History making night, with both tag titles changing hands, and the Alpha Betas tag champs again in Havok after all these years. Despite the heavy booing and the cheap finish, Good News Inc. soaked it up like cheers.

-

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A room is filled with light. Glass covers the floor, the ceiling, and the walls. The white light is made brighter as a man in a lab coat and face mask approached a bed surrounded by machinery. Machines keeping alive the old man laying in the bed.

Man in the lab coat: Sir, the observations have been completed. We know all we need to know, and no one knows of our involvement.

Man in Bed: ....No one?

Man in the lab coat: One of them figured it out, but he has been disposed of. He is in darkness with the other one now.

Man in Bed: ...Stuart?

Man in the lab coat: He survived.

Man in Bed: Then so do you...for now.

-

Jeff Andonuts Office

Jeff was looking over paperwork as Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan busts into the room.

Rose Mulligan: JEFF!

Jeff Andonuts: AH! Rose, you're looking better.

Rose Mulligan: SHUT IT! How are you going to let her get away with it!?

Jeff Andonuts: What?

Rose Mulligan: Dulce Reina, that bitch is popping arms out of sockets now, and she just gets to walk away without punishment?!

Jeff Andonuts: This is coming out of left field. Haven't you tried to retire more than one of the Lady Renegades?

Rose Mulligan: That's different! This is MY division! I rule around here! I'm the Lady Renegades Champion dammit!

Jeff Andonuts: ...Uh...I'll fine her?

Rose Mulligan: YOU'LL PUT HER IN A MATCH WITH ME!

Jeff Andonuts: Are you cleared?

Rose Mulligan: I CLEAR MYSELF!

Jeff Andonuts: It doesn't work tha-

Rose Mulligan: DO IT!

Jeff Andonuts: Alright! Geez! I guess we could bolster the card, I mean...how stacked is.-OH....we're going to need to charge extra.

Havok: Renegade Nation E1 Climax 2017
Saturn Dome Outdoor, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. E1 Climax Block Havok: Firebrand X[4] vs. Jackson Kain[4]
2. E1 Climax Block Havok: Subculture[2] vs. Razorblade[2]
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title No Rules Singles: Christina Angel vs. Dulce Reina
4. Trios: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Magnum PT vs. Mudslide/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
5. E1 Climax Block Havok: Takumi Inui[4] vs. Dragon Shiryu[2]
6. E1 Climax Block Havok: Tack Angel[4] vs. Trevor Mach[2]

-

Bad Dudes Bar

Tack Angel was sitting at the bar, while Trevor Mach went around to grab a drink from the shelf. Both men were sporting thick mustaches...

Trevor Mach: Sure you don't want a drink?

Tack Angel: I don't drink, you know that.

Trevor Mach: Not even an appletini?

Tack Angel: ...It does sound delicious.

Trevor Mach: I gotta be honest with you.

Tack Angel: Are you usually not?

Trevor Mach: That mustache...it looks awful on you.

Tack Angel: This was your idea! YOU wanted us to get mustaches. You said, and I quote, "it's like taking a vacation from ourselves"!

Trevor Mach: Well I pull it off, but you don't.

Tack Angel: I even told you that!

Trevor Mach: Alright, so you were right for once.

Tack Angel: ...For once.

Trevor Mach: So Tali told me the Bar is making money now. We're finally going to have some cash.

Tack Angel: Great, now you can finally pay me back.

Trevor Mach: For what?

Tack Angel: Amy's family cabin! Remember? We went there for that weekend, and you just had to light up that cigar!

Trevor Mach: I DO remember that, and I also remember I wrote you a check!

Tack Angel: It bounced!

Trevor Mach: Well of course it did, I don't have a bank account!

Tack Angel: Then whose check was that!?

Trevor Mach: I borrowed one of yours.

Tack Angel: I WONDERED why the name looked scribbled out! The whole thing was shady! Amy was wanting that money.

Trevor Mach: Well it's hard to come by!

Tack Angel: Why? You just said we're making money on the bar.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but MY pay from Havok isn't very good.

Tack Angel: It's not?

Trevor Mach: No. Why, is yours?

Tack Angel: I think I get paid really well.

Trevor Mach: How much? Wait, I got an idea. I'll write what I make, and you write what you make and we'll switch.

Tack Angel: Alright....here.

Trevor Mach: Great. Turn them over on three. 1-2-

Jeff Andonuts Office

Trevor Mach: WHAT THE FUCK JEFF!

Jeff Andonuts: Whoa!

Degrees: Calm down buddy. What seems to be the problem?

Trevor Mach: The problem?! The problem is that I get paid peanuts compared to the Star Prince!

Jeff Andonuts: You do?

Degrees: Have you renegotiated your contract every year like Tack?

Trevor Mach: What?

Degrees: Once a year we renegotiate contracts.

Trevor Mach: Yeah?

Degrees: Amy Angel negotiated a multi-year, high paying contract for Tack. What did you do?

Trevor Mach: Ignored your calls until I couldn't take it anymore and said fine whatever?

Degrees: Well there you go.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? Well I want MORE MONEY!

Jeff Andonuts: How much do you want?

Trevor Mach: Let me write it down!

Jeff Andonuts: I tell you what. I'm going to match what we pay Tack Angel. You're a big deal, and you sell a lot of merch, and you're a big crowd pleaser in places that don't want your head on a pike. HOWEVER, if you beat the Star Prince in the E1, I'll give you whatever you just wrote down.

Trevor Mach: HA! PERFECT! IT'S ON! LATER!

Degrees: Jeff, are you sure that's a good idea? He could have wrote any number.

Jeff Andonuts: It's fine, I know this man, and I know exactly what he wrote down. Yep, it says "1 dollar more than stupid Star Prince".

Degrees: I see.

Jeff Andonuts: We DO kind of owe him. Turns out he was one of the lowest paid Renegades.

Degrees: That guy needs some serious help.

Bad Dudes Bar

Tack Angel: Where did you go? You said you were going to the restroom, and you went missing for 2 hours.

Trevor Mach: I GOT YOU BEAT STAR PRINCE!

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: If I win in our E1 match, I'll get paid more than you!

Tack Angel: Oh! Cool! Glad you'll be getting a nice raise.

Trevor Mach: Don't act happy for me. This is a competition.

Tack Angel: No, I really am happy for you. I don't think it'll be that easy though. You and I still have to have the match, and I'm going to do everything I can to win. So, I guess we should go then.

Trevor Mach: ...Giddy up mother fucker!

Saturn Dome Parking Lot

Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu met up after some time and distance away...

Dragon Shiryu: It has been awhile my friend.

Takumi Inui: Yes, it has.

Dragon Shiryu: You seem to have found inner peace.

Takumi Inui: I'm getting there. What about your hunt for Hades?

Dragon Shiryu: ...I await Athena's orders on that. They are among us though. Plus, something else. Something is emanating a different kind of Cosmo.

Takumi Inui: Something I can help with?

Dragon Shiryu: Not yet. Until then, we must look forward, our rematch is coming.

Takumi Inui: And I will not hold back, however I'll attempt to not stop your heart this time.

Dragon Shiryu: ...I would appreciate that.

Lady Renegades Locker Room

Rose Mulligan was wrapping up her various injuries when...

Lady M's: Rose.

Rose Mulligan: ...Heh....the hell do you want?

Lady M's: You and I need to talk.

Rose Mulligan: Why would I ever talk to you? I spent time in the hospital because YOU couldn't beat me, so you threw a fit and battered me with that chair!

Lady M's: ...You're lucky I stopped.

Rose Mulligan: Really, and just WHY did you stop?

Lady M's: ...

Rose Mulligan: You're pathetic. Where did your fangs go? Where's the fire? You look like a confused child.

Lady M's: ...

Rose Mulligan: Out of my way.

Lady M's: Don't push me. Don't you dare ever push me again.

Rose Mulligan: ...You act tough, but I guess no matter what you "secretly" have a soft spot for family...huh sis?

Lady M's: Sis? How did you-

Rose Mulligan: I watch the product.

Havok: Renegade Nation E1 Climax 2017
Saturn Dome Outdoor, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. E1 Climax Block Havok: Firebrand X[6] beat Jackson Kain[4] via Fireslide -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block Havok: Subculture[4] beat Razorblade[2] via KO Punch -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title No Rules Singles: Rose Mulligan beat Dulce Reina via Piledriver -> Pin
4. Trios: Kinniku Mike/Amigo[o]/Magnum PT beat Mudslide/Severide[x]/Takuma Tsurugi via Olympic Slam -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block Havok: Takumi Inui[6] beat Dragon Shiryu[2] via Crimson Smash -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block Havok: Tack Angel[6] beat Trevor Mach[2] via WRIST CLUTCH! StarStorm Neo -> Pin

-Firebrand X ensured that Jackson Kain wouldn't repeat his E1 victory with a hard fought win over him, capping off the match with the Fireslide, which has become a star killer for sure. Kain trashed the ringside after the match with Good News Gary unable to calm him down, and actually eating a Shadow Kick from the movie superstar.
-Subculture tricked his Supremacy partner Razorblade in the next match, making him think he would allow him an easy win, only to clock him with a KO Punch for the pin. I'm sure Razor will be pissed when he wakes up.
-Rose Mulligan, the Havok Lady Renegades Champion, returned from her short hospital stay to punish the Anahauc star Dulce Reina. Reina, one half of the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions, went out of her way to put Brooks on the shelf, and that lit a fire under Mulligan, who went all out in this No Rules match to inflict damage on her, and won after the Piledriver.
-In Trios action, the Weekend Wrecking Crew reunited as a trio to take on Good News Inc. Amigo and Mike were angered after losing their titles, and showed it with a great effort. Amigo hit the Olympic Slam on Severide for the pin. After the match, the Crew stated they would be gunning for the tag and trios titles.
-Back to the the E1 matches, Takumi and Shiryu engaged in one of two show stealing performances. The rivals and friends of their generation put on a match nearly surpassing their debut performance, but the result was nearly the same in the end, with Takumi hitting the Crimson Smash on Shiryu for the win. Shiryu is slowly getting back into the grove, and I guess having your vision back can really help with that.
-Main event time, as Havok World Champion Tack Angel battled the King of Clash Trevor Mach in an explosive E1 challenge. These two always put on show stoppers, and this was no different. Late in the match, Mach seemed to injure his right knee when lifting Angel up for the Burning Machismo. Tack managed to escape and hit the WRIST CLUTCH! StarStorm Neo for the 1-2-3! The face that is the ace that is 1 out of 100 in this place beat the Bad Man to advance in the E1. We're told that Mach took it in stride....by going home and trying to beat Sonic Mania before Tack...he failed at that too.

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Gordon Cole's Office

Gordon Cole was sitting behind his new desk, drinking merlot, when Tack Angel entered...

Tack Angel: You wanted to see me?

Gordon Cole: YES! PLEASE SIT DOWN! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MERLOT? PERHAPS A STRONG BLACK CUP OF COFFEE?

Tack Angel: No thank you, I'm fine. What can I do for you Mr. Cole?

Gordon Cole: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SANCTUM!

Tack Angel: Sanctum?

Gordon Cole: I KNOW ABOUT IT, BUT I'M TRYING TO GET THE FULL PICTURE! COULD YOU FILL ME IN?

Tack Angel: Well, I'm not really sure what to say. The Sanctum was something that happened to me a few years ago. I was taken to this other place, it was like a different reality. Hard to explain. A place of strong positive and negative energy. I was taken places...in my past...and in my dreams, and there I had to fight shadows, pieces of doubt in myself. The whole thing helped me to prepare to become a father. Before that, my confidence in myself was shaken, and it's never been perfect, but since then it's always been better. Then, it happened again to Trevor, but it was different that time, it was showing him his past to remind him of what he had done, almost to prepare him for what was coming. Derek Mach hijacked the Khyron 5 Space Station and he tried sacrificing himself to undo the damage. Both times it seemed to precede a big event.

Gordon Cole: INTERESTING. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THE PICTURE!

Tack Angel: What is this all about?

Gordon Cole: IT HAPPENED AGAIN QUITE FRANKLY, BUT TO WHOM AND FOR WHAT PURPOSE WE DON'T KNOW. IT HAS BEEN DESIGNATED A "BLUE ROSE CASE", AND I NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, IN THE EVENT THAT IT IS PRECEDING ANOTHER BIG EVENT!

Tack Angel: I guess it doesn't help that no one can remember what happened with that Earl incident.

Gordon Cole: A FEW PEOPLE REMEMBER! STUART, WHO IS MISSING, EARL, WHO IS IN PRISON, AND WHOEVER OPENED THE SANCTUM.

Tack Angel: ...

Havok: Renegade Nation E1 Climax 2017
Havok Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. Singles: Troy vs. Bashin Dan
2. E1 Climax Block Havok: Razorblade[2] vs. Jackson Kain[4]
3. E1 Climax Block Havok: Firebrand X[6] vs. Subculture[4]
4. Lady Renegades Championship #1 Contender: Lady M's vs. Christina Angel
5. E1 Climax Block Havok: Tack Angel[6] vs. Dragon Shiryu[2]
6. E1 Climax Block Havok: Trevor Mach[2] vs. Takumi Inui[6]

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Saturn City Penitentiary

Tack Angel is making his way down the Cell Block, surrounded by guards. He walked up to a cell where he found...

Tack Angel: Trevor?!

Trevor Mach: Tack!

Tack Angel: What are you doing in here?!

Trevor Mach: I killed a guy! *whispers* I'm undercover shhhh...

Tack Angel: Who is that guy in the corner?

A creepy prisoner was shaking and sneering in the corner.

Trevor Mach: That's my bitch! His name is Slinky! Don't worry, we waiting till marriage for the sodomy. *kissy face*

Slinky: AHHHHH!!!!!

Slinky rushed out of the cell.

Tack Angel: What is with that guy?

Trevor Mach: He ACTUALLY killed a guy! He's crazy!

Tack Angel: Right, HE'S crazy.

Trevor Mach: What are you doing here?

Tack Angel: I was sent here to look for Gordon Cole. Last Jeff and Degrees saw of him, he was here. They sent me because they, like you, assume I'm some hanna-barbera tier superhero.

Trevor Mach: Cole? He's gone.

Tack Angel: What? Where did he go?

Trevor Mach: It was the strangest thing dude. He says to me that he has to go away for a while because the "Dreamer doesn't want to type in All Caps anymore". THEN, the man leaps atop a flying turtle and floats away.

Tack Angel: You're making that up.

Trevor Mach: I'm actually not.

Tack Angel: Oh. Uh...so why are you here? We have an E1 event coming up!

Trevor Mach: I was looking for Earl, but he seems to have dropped off the face of the Earth already.

Tack Angel: So why are you still here?

Trevor Mach: Because I'm King here!

Tack Angel: Trevor...sometimes I don't know about you.

Trevor suddenly shook off the grin of his face and stared at Tack through the bars...

Trevor Mach: Tack...everybody's got two wolves inside them. Both of them are starving. The one wolf is anger, envy, pride. The other one's truth, kindness. Every day they tear each other apart. But it's not the better wolf that wins. It's the one you feed. You help me feed the good one brother.

Tack Angel: Uh...what?

Trevor Mach: Nothing. *lights cigarette* I'm ready to go when you are.

Tack Angel: ....Yeah...let's...let's go.

EBC News

Reporter: To give you an update on the current situation, it appears the storm has finally drifted back into the ocean. The coast has been ravaged by Hurricane Hilary. We take you now to Summers, which took most of the damage...

Summers Reporter: Thank you. As you can see, the damage is extensive, but repairs are already underway, and here to help us is Havok Wrestling Renegade Magnum PT. Welcome Magnum, it's great to see you here.

Magnum PT: Well, I couldn't sit back while Hurricane Hilary ravaged MY country! That hurricane, was an annoying bitch that couldn't accept that this country didn't want it, so it threw a bitch fit all over the coast!

Summers Reporter: Who would ever want a hurricane? So PT, how are you going to help with the damage?

Magnum PT: ...By driving the PT Express Version 2.0 up and down the coast, and reaching out to the Eaglelanders!

Summers Reporter: Reaching out? How so?

Magnum PT: Uh...I'm going to roll down the window....reach out...and pass out Eagleland Flags...little ones.

Summers Reporter: Oh...but...oh he's already gone.

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Havok Locker Room

Bashin Dan and Slam Master Jam were returning from sparring...

Bashin Dan: Excellent Deck Jam!

Slam Master Jam: HEY! OH...DECK...you said DECK. I wish you'd say that more clearly.

Bashin Dan: I feel unstoppable! My hot blood is pumping through my veins and-

Troy: FUCK YOU!

Bashin Dan: AH!

Troy rushed in and big booted Dan's head right into the lockers, putting a big dent into them.

Lukie: OH! Very nice big guy! Haha!

Slam Master Jam: What are you doing?!

Lukie: The same thing he's about to do to you loser!

Troy picked up SMJ and tossed him across the room.

Troy: FUCKERS!

Lukie: Ha! Yeah! Take that! We're running this show now! It's the Alpha Betas dominating!

Slam Master Jam: *cough cough* B-but which one of you is the beta?

Lukie: Eh?

Slam Master Jam: You might have the ability and the mic skills, but Troy is tall and can big boot. Rules call for this tag team to break up, and Troy rises to the top once again, while you languish in the mid card.

Lukie: What?! That's bullshit! What rule?! You...YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP! TROY PUNT HIM!

Troy: Punting!

Troy knocked out Jam, but the damage had already been done to Lukie's confidence.

Bad Dudes Bar

Christina Angel and Hope Mach were having a drink, when a tall dominating presence appeared behind them...

?: HEY! You two!

Christina Angel: Uh...hello?

Hope Mach: Can we help you?

?: You dumb bitches think you're tough?! You think you're impressing anyone?! I see you on my television, and I think you're just a joke that isn't even funny!

Christina Angel: ...I think she's had a bit too much to drink.

Hope Mach: Need someone to call you a cab?

?: You're not representative of what a STRONG! INDEPENDENT! TOUGH AS NAILS! EMPOWERED! WOMAN! is supposed to be! You're NOTHING like the women on Game of Thrones OR like me!

Hope Mach: Game of what now?

Christina Angel: TV show.

Hope Mach: Dad doesn't like watching modern TV.

Christina Angel: You don't live at home with them.

Hope Mach: Yeah, but I come over to eat.

Christina Angel: That's why you're always over at my house. You come over to eat...at OUR house.

Hope Mach: Right, and you guys don't watch modern junk either!

Christina Angel: ...So much anime.

?: HEY! Did you forget about me?!

Hope Mach: Oh yeah! Sorry, I actually did. Who are you?

?: You can call me Yas Kween, and I am going to be the STRONG! EMPOWE-

At that moment, bartender Lady M's popped her head up from behind the bar.

Lady M's: I was nice and black out drunk back here when I had to hear all this garbage. Excuse me...uh...Kween was it? What makes you "STRONG" and "EMPOWERED"?

Yas Kween: What?! Just look at me! I'm TOUGH AS NA-

Lady M's chopped her in the throat.

Lady M's: Looks aren't everything bitch. You're almost twice my size and I just chopped you down. Why? Cause instead of "trying" to be strong, I just am. Listen to me, while you're gasping for air. You are the worst stereotype of current year. You're a wafer thin concept copy and pasted to pander to low life neck beard wannabe feminists that just want to touch some titty, and buzz cut lesbians who have no idea that the razor they use to cut themselves is actually for their lush pit and leg hair. You have nothing to you, except, "I CAN BE TOUGH LIKE THE GUYS TOO". Is that what this is? Are you just everything they think guys think is tough turned into a female? Why do you even care?

Yas Kween: I-I-I-

Lady M's: Let me guess, your backstory is, "I am a no nonsense woman that is good at everything"? That's not a backstory, that's bullshit. I'm a flawed woman. I'm an alcoholic. My Mom tried to replace me with a sister I never knew I had, and my Dad is a biker outlaw. I was raised to be strong by my circumstances, but never once did I care if I was "cool or strong like the boys". I like some dark shit, but I also like Sailor Moon, Video Games, Twinkies, and Dr. Pepper. Lots of other shit too, but that just shows you, I'm a mixed bag. I have personality, character, and experiences. That's something your paper thin premise misses EVERY TIME. So kindly, "Kween"....fuck right off.

Yas Kween: ...Maybe...I will rethink my life.

Hope Mach: Wow Mom, that was...very deep and personal.

Lady M's: Truth be told, I'm so drunk I don't know what I just said, and I certainly won't remember it tomorrow....but thanks.

Christina Angel: You're a good role model for us after all Lady M's.

Lady M's: Thanks...but I'm still going to kill you in our match. I mean, it's going to hurt really badly for you. The fact that you're an Angel just makes me want to smash this bottle over your head, but I'll wait on account of unconsciousness.

Lady M's blacked out behind the bar again.

Christina Angel: ....Oh crabcakes.

Havok Wrestling Update!

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Gene Shalit of Wrestling, and I've got your update fix right here! We have an update on the next big event, that will see Havok and WBPW do battle at Mt. Itoi, breaking in the new Shigesato Arena! Trevor Mach will be defending against Subculture as was already announced, but we'll also see Champion vs. Champion, as Rose Mulligan takes on Paula! A title for title bout that could shift everything for both promotions, that have been working hard on building their women's brands. Both have seen incredible success, but this is quite the gamble. One promotion could lose their championship and reputation in one fell swoop. However, the winner will be bringing a big trophy back with them, so it's hard to pass up. We're also going to see another big Havok vs. WBPW bout, when Takumi Inui takes on Cade. That's right, he is now going simply by Cade. In a show of respect to their student, Ness and Poo acknowledged him as the "Next Protagonist", and in that tradition, he dropped his last name, similar to Ninten, Ness, and Lucas. Takumi Inui is far and away one of Havok's best and brightest right now, but after the show stealing match at the E1 against Trevor Mach, Cade is certainly no slouch either. It really could go either way.

Havok vs. WBPW: Showdown at Mt. Itoi
Shigesato Arena, Mt. Itoi
Renegade Television/ENN

1. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c)[Havok] vs. Subculture[Havok]
2. Havok Lady Renegades Championship vs. WBPW Women's Grand Championship: Rose Mulligan(c)[Havok] vs. Paula(c)[WBPW]
3. Singles: Cade[WBPW] vs. Takumi Inui[Havok]
4. WBPW Grand Championship: Captain Strong©[WBPW] vs. Derek Mach[WBPW]
5. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel©[Havok] vs. Firebrand X[Havok]

Tommy Dukes: We also have great news about new talent coming to the nation of Renegades! He is...

A man in a flashy orange tux and top hat tap danced his way onto the scene.

Rex Razzmatazz: Now see here gents and ladies, the name's Rex Razzmatazz, and I-

Troy suddenly burst in and big booted the man right through a wall.

Troy: FUCK THAT GUY! WHERE IS LUKIE?! WHERE IS SLAM MASTER JAM! WHERE IS THAT FUCKER RETRO HIPPIE! I'LL KILL THEM ALL!

?: Hey! Whoa! Calm down big guy. I know that you're upset. I know why you came back here to. I'm here for the same reason. Destruction.

Troy: The fuck are you doing here?

?: I know we have a past, but we have the same enemies. We have the same goals. I thought I could handle this a different way, but it seems the ring has always been, and will always be my calling, so I will dominate it. Join me.

Troy: Why the fuck would I join you?!

?: I'm putting together an army and-

Troy: All I needed to hear.

?: Then let's go. We have an army to build, and to do so, we're going to reach out across the world..

Troy: ...As long as you pay for the fucking trip.

Tommy Dukes: ....Was that who I thought it was? Hey wait...Rex Razzmatazz might be dead.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Orange Monday Night Combat Arena, Orange City
Renegade Television

1. Havok World Tag Team #1 Contender: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Razorblade/Amigo
2. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Bashin Dan
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Momo Miyuki/Kelly Steele
4. Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Mudslide/Jackson Kain
5. Havok Television Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Takumi Inui
6. Singles: Subculture vs. Degrees

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Lady Renegades Locker Room

Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan made her way out of the locker room, only to be confronted by...

Hope Mach: YOU!

Rose Mulligan: Hope. My niece....apparently? What do you want?

Hope Mach: I want to know why?! Why after my mother extended her hand, you still had Miyuki attack her! You so gutless that you couldn't do it yourself!?

Rose Mulligan: Whoa! Calm down! I did no such thing! I haven't spoken to Miyuki in over a week! She said to me that she was branching out, and "joining the army", whatever that means. I had no part in the attack. I promise you.

Hope Mach: Your promises mean nothing! She is family, and you still treat her like garbage! My mother can fight her own battles, I know that much, but I am going to pick this fight myself! I want a title shot against you! I want revenge!

Rose Mulligan: Look, I didn't do it. Kelly Steele was just as confused as I am right now! As for the title shot, you earn it, and you've got it, my niece. Seriously, that's weird as hell.

A dark room

?: I'm glad that I have to all here. I have scoured the roster to form this army. I made sure that you all come from a different place, so those in our way, know that the World itself is coming for them. You're the last piece of the puzzle Mr. Ortega. I want you to join us.

Camilo Ortega: I walk the Path of Heaven. I want no part in the war you wish you rage on Havok.

?: I'm afraid you don't have a choice. I have resources, and I've used them to locate a certain person of importance to you. Your precious "abuela" and your younger self. Don't forget, you're not even supposed to be here. What would you do to keep her safe Mr. Ortega? We have a history remember? You and I were friends once. Join me willingly....or join me by force...I don't care. The point is, you are doing this.

Camilo Ortega: ...What do you wish of me?

Havok: Renegade Nation
Orange Monday Night Combat Arena, Orange City
Renegade Television

1. Havok 2v2 Slam Team #1 Contender: Razorblade/Maniac[o] beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo[x] via Sliced Bread #2 -> Pin
2. Singles: Firebrand X beat Bashin Dan via Fireslide -> Pin
3. Singles: Firebrand X beat Rex Razzmatazz via Fireslide -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Christina Angel beat Momo Miyuki/Kelly Steele via DQ
5. Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[o] beat Mudslide[x]/Jackson Kain via Macha Ye- -> Pin
6. Havok Television Championship: Takumi Inui beat Camilo Ortega(c) via Heart Punch x Crimson Smash -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
7. Singles: Subculture beat Degrees via KO Punch -> Pin

-Razorblade and Maniac managed to beat the Crew in the opening match to earn a shot at the "2v2 Slam Team" Champions Slam Master Jam and Retro Hippie, but they strangely received help from an unlikely source. Troy rushed in and hit the big boot on Amigo, allowing Maniac to hit the Sliced Bread #2 for the pin.
-E1 Climax winner Firebrand X had a fun bout with Bashin Dan next. The youngster put up a good fight as always, but X hit the devastating Fireslide to win the bout.
-After the last match, Rex Razzmatazz, the Havok newcomer, tapped his way out to the ring. He tipped his hat to X and challenged him then and there. Firebrand X made quick work of the flamboyant performer and hit the Fireslide for another win.
-Hope Mach and Christina Angel, not believing Rose Mulligan, made a move towards getting revenge for M's by taking on Momo Miyuki and Kelly Steele. Steele and Miyuki were not on the same page, with Miyuki allowing Steele to get double teamed for most of the match. It looked to be a one sided win, but things got confusing as the Tag Champs Dulce Reina and Demon Masaki II joined Momo Miyuki in attacking Steele, Hope, and Angel. A new Trio unit seems to have formed.
-The Bad Dudes stepped up against the Good Guys once again in tag action. Good News Gary was there, but Takuma Tsusugi and Severide were nowhere to be seen, which seemed to confuse even Gary. Jackson Kain eventually left the ring to in a shocking move, which left Mudslide open to the Macha Ye and the pin.
-Takumi Inui made a big move back to the top tonight after a rousing bout with Camilo Ortega, that saw the Crimson Smasher become a 2-Time Television Champion. Takumi blocked the STO Bomber with the Heart Punch and hit the Crimson Smash on the former World Champion to pin him and take the Television Championship. Ortega shook his hand in respect after the match, but them seemingly with hesitation attacked Takumi Inui. What brought on the turn from the man that walks the path?
-The main event saw a grudge match stemming from the week before, where Subculture picked a fight with the Boss Degrees. Degrees demanded a match after the insult, leading to this match. The Doctor was rusty, but went all out against Subbie, getting bloodied in the process. The now lone Bomber Subculture, used his ungloved fists to drop hurting bombs like never before, ultimately knocked the Doc out with a KO Punch and the pin.

Havok Ring

Subculture continued attacking Degrees. This brought out Trevor Mach. Mach and Subbie duked it out until World Champion Tack Angel ran out to assist, chasing Subculture out of the ring. The Bad Dudes helped up Degrees, only to be suddenly blindsided again, but this time by Troy. Then, Razorblade and Maniac came out to attack. Mike and Amigo tried to help the Bad Dudes, but they were attacked by Severide and Takuma Tsurugi. They were joined by Momo Miyuki, Dulce Reina, and Demon Masaki II, which prompted Hope and Christina to come out and battle them. Mach and Angel were down and out in the ring, when Firebrand X's theme played. He rushed out with Takumi and Dragon Shiryu to try and clear and the ring, but then Camilo Ortega stood in their way, allowing them to be assaulted by this large group. The building was erupting in carnage. Troy held up Tack Angel. Trevor tried to get to him, but Subculture ran back in and smashed him in the jaw, showing that his separation from his Supremacy teammates was short lived. The crowd suddenly went silent as a man in a suit and red towel around his shoulders entered the ring. He stood before a stunned Tack Angel...

Stuart: Hello brother in law. Did you think you were done with me? You took everything from me. You crashed down an empire, and you took one of our own as your "prize". We don't forgive, and we don't forget. You claim to be a hero, a Star Prince. I call you a villain, and this whole system built around you, is also a lie, a horrible, festering lie, that has caused damage to the sport I love, and the sport that established my family name and empire, and this....means...WAR. I found like minded individuals from all over the world, namely 7 different nations, and we're banding together to take over Havok and SAVE Professional Wrestling. I am officially returning to the ring with my army. The 7 Nation Army...




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Jeff Andonuts Office

A bandaged Degrees limped into the room...

Degrees: Did you...did you see that out there?

Jeff Andonuts: I did. Sorry that you lost.

Degrees: What? No that! The 7 Nation Army!

Jeff Andonuts: ...Wait what? I stepped out after you lost. What happened?

*5 Minutes Later*

Jeff Andonuts: SWEET MERCIFUL SCIENCE! This is bad.

Degrees: I knew Stuart would try something again, but I wasn't expecting this.

Jeff Andonuts: Hmmm...what should we do?

Degrees: Well, he's not under contract. We could...you know...NOT let him in.

Jeff Andonuts: What do you mean?

Degrees: It's simple. Just cause you WANT to invade and take over doesn't mean we have to...you know....let him?

Jeff Andonuts: ...I don't follow.

Degrees: Any time he shows up, we just escort him out, cause he's not under contract. We don't HAVE to take the bait.

Jeff Andonuts: ...No, I think that's what they'd be expecting.

Degrees: What?

Jeff Andonuts: ...What?

Degrees: So? What IF they expect that? Doesn't change the fact. This literally doesn't need to happen.

Jeff Andonuts: But...he's invading Degrees. What can I do?

Degrees: I just said....JUST NOW!

Jeff Andonuts: ...I think we're going to have to face this head on.

Degrees: Why?

Jeff Andonuts: Your plan is just TOO complicated.

Degrees: What do you mean?! Just don't let him in!

Jeff Andonuts: ...

Degrees: Just...just...just...forget it. Whatever. You're a master scientist, but you just can't get around wrestling logic.

Jeff Andonuts: It's just beyond me Degrees.

Degrees: I know Jeff....I know.

Jeff Andonuts: Besides, I know that our guys can handle this new conflict.

Mort Chosenberg Agency

Jackson Kain barged into the office of famous agent Mort Chosenberg...

Mort Chosenberg: Jackson Kain? What brings a professional wrestler like you to my office.

Jackson Kain: Don't give me that shit Mort! You know I'm a world famous celebrity in MANY fields, but more than anything, I'm the best damn action star in the WORLD! I fired my old agent, and I need the BEST to stage my grand comeback!

Mort Chosenberg: Well, I'm glad that you thought of me, but now is not the best time. My world is kind of crashing down around me due to my "casting couch" methods with leading ladies.

Jackson Kain: Do I look like a leading lady to you? I'm a MAN! FIND ME WORK!

Mort Chosenberg: Why the sudden need for the comeback?

Jackson Kain: I know what you're thinking, and I'm NOT trying to escape Havok before the 7 Nation Army does its damage.

Mort Chosenberg: ...I wasn't thinking that at all.

Jackson Kain: ...Alright, so maybe I am trying to play it smart. So what? I did all I needed to do in wrestling! I want my old career back!

Mort Chosenberg: Alright...I DO have one job that you are PERFECT for. You'll be playing the part of play John Cook, the street-wise chef whose brother was kidnapped by the Mafia. Now the only thing you serve...is vengeance. Jackson Kain IS John Cook IN Recipe for Death II!

Jackson Kain: ......It's the part....I was born to play.

Mort Chosenberg: Really? Can you cook?

Jackson Kain: Not even a little bit, but I need this part! I will reduce my normal fee of $1 million and will work for free. No, wait. $1,000! No. I'll pay you! Damn it. I blew it!

Jackson Kain slapped money down on the table and sulked away.

Mort Chosenberg: ...Mort, you're back in the game!

-

James Earl Jones Soundalike Announcer Guy: It is a time of upheaval. A time for tumultuous change. A time that this man gets paid for every big word that he says eloquently. Havok and WBPW, two titans of the wrestling world. They made history at the E1 Climax, and now history would be made again atop Mt. Itoi. Where can I pick up my check?

Havok vs. WBPW: Showdown at Mt. Itoi

Havok vs. WBPW: Showdown at Mt. Itoi
Shigesato Arena, Mt. Itoi
Renegade Television/ENN

1. Havok vs. WBPW Non-Title 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike[Havok]/Amigo[Havok]/Magnum PT[Havok] vs. Ness/Poo/Sal Paradise ended in a No Contest!
2. Havok vs. WBPW Singles: Jamie OD[WBPW] beat Jackson Kain[Havok] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
3. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach©[Havok] beat Subculture[Havok] via TKO -> Title Defense!
4. Trios: Subculture[o]/Razorblade/Maniac beat Trevor Mach[x]/Slam Master Jam/Retro Hippie via KO Punch -> Pin
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship vs. WBPW Women's Grand Championship: Rose Mulligan©[Havok] beat Paula©[WBPW] via Bloody Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense x NEW WBPW Women's Grand Champion!
6. Havok Television Championship: Cade[WBPW] beat Takumi Inui(c)[Havok] via Rolling PK Thunder -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
7. WBPW Grand Championship: Derek Mach[WBPW] beat Captain Strong©[WBPW] via Chaos Theory -> Pin -> NEW WBPW Grand Champion!
8. Havok World Championship: Firebrand X[Havok] beat Tack Angel©[Havok] via Fireslide -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!

-The show opened with an interpromotional 6-Man tag, with Havok Trios Champions Weekend Wrecking Crew taking on Ness, Poo, and Sal Paradise. Action packed opener, but it was halted early on as the 7 Nation Army hit the ring and cleared it off the competitors, basically just to show that they could.
-Jackson Kain seemed to have his mind somewhere else in his singles match with WBPW's Jamie OD. The Hooligan out kicked the action star and hit the Penalty Kick for the pin.
-Trevor Mach, the Big Bad King of Clash took on Subculture in the next match. Coming off his match with Degrees, Subbie looked ready to clean the floor with Mach, now punching without his signature gloves. The rules were suited for a boxing background, with Mach getting taken off his feet early on with a KO Punch, but he managed to beat the 10 Count barely. Mach used the clinch and knees to take away Subbie's biggest weapon. The King of Clash was able to take Subbie down 3 times for the TKO victory. Mach celebrated, but a livid Subculture attacked from behind, angry that he could lose in such a way. Mach fought back, but Razorblade and Maniac rushed out to assist Subculture. The 2v2 Slam Team Champions Slam Master Jam and Retro Hippie came out to help Mach, leading to an impromptu Trios match. Subculture evened the score with the help of the 7 Nation Army on the outside, attacking SMJ and Hippie, and opening up Mach to the KO Punch from Subbie and the pin.
-Champion vs. Champion was up next, as Rose Mulligan put the Lady Renegades Championship of Havok against the WBPW Women's Grand Championship of Paula. A great showcase of veteran versus new generation, as Rose Mulligan was able to out wrestle the OG in a high competitive women's match. Paula couldn't keep Rose down for the Sharpshooter, and ate the Bloody Driver for the 1-2-3! Huge history making moment for Rose Mulligan, as she now carried the titles for both Havok and WBPW! The celebration was cut short, as she was attacked by her own former ally Momo Miyuki after the match.
-Titles continued to change hands in the next bout, as The Next Protagonist Cade took on Havok Television Champion Takumi Inui. Takumi had just beaten Camilo Ortega for the title, but wouldn't hold onto it for long. The 7 Nation Army ordered Ortega to come out and cost Takumi the title, distracting Inui long enough for Cade to hit the Rolling PK Thunder for the pin and his first championship, but more importantly, Havok's championship.
-The first of two main events would see Captain Strong defend the WBPW Grand Championship against E1 Runner Up Derek Mach. Something was very different about Derek Mach. He refused to unmask after his entrance, and fought with the cold, methodical style that he made famous under his Void persona. Strong was overwhelmed, in what turned into a bloody brawl, and the Chaos Theory lead to the finish, and the new champion. Derek Mach, the new WBPW Grand Champion.
-The final match of the night would see Star Prince Tack Angel defend the Havok World Championship against the E1 Climax 2017 winner Firebrand X. Firebrand has enjoyed an incredible resurgence, looking better than ever. He had lost to Tack in the tournament, but planned to avenge that loss on the way to capturing the title. The 7 Nation Army tried to get involved again, but Trevor Mach lead out a large group of Renegades to keep them away from the ring. Tack Angel pulled out all the stops, even attempting to CLUTCH THE WRIST with his Constellation Driver, but X kept the WRIST from being CLUTCHED, allowing him to take the move and still manage to kick out. That one mistake from Tack was the opening Firebrand X needed, as he lifted the champ for the Fireslide and the pin attempt. 1-2-3! Firebrand X defeated the Star Prince to claim the Havok World Championship. The redemption of Firebrand X is complete...

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Havok Wrestling Update!

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Tom Jones of Wrestling, and if you want to know..."what's up pussycat"....eh? Eh? Well....I'm gonna tell you. We are at WAR! Stuart is back, and he's assembled a 7 Nation Army to wage war on Havok! Just as bonds were forming with WBPW, a new threat has made it their mission to destroy the top wrestling promotion in the world. Well, we never take that sort of thing lying down do we? We're going to fight back, and it's going to be an all out battle on the next Renegade Nation. We're going to see an 8-Man tag, with two new members of the 7NA apparently debuting in the process. We'll see Hope Mach, Christina Angel, and the returning Iroha take on the Lady Renegade contingent of 7NA. Trevor Mach has accepted the challenge from Subculture for a rematch for the title of King of Clash. This time, the match will be determined by an absolute KO, from here on called Full KO Rules. The match will also be held in the parking lot, surrounded by cars and Renegade onlookers, this promises to be a bloody bout. The main event will see the NEW Havok World Champion Firebrand X teaming with Tack Angel, and the Weekend Wrecking Crew against the returning Stuart, and his 7 Nation Army. It's all out war, plus a word with both the NEW Havok World Champion and the NEW WBPW Grand Champion, our Lady Renegades Champion Rose Mulligan. DON'T! MISS! THIS!

Havok: Renegade Nation
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television

1. 8-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Camilo Ortega/Troy/?/?
2. Lady Renegades Trios: Hope Mach/Christina Angel/Iroha vs. Momo Miyuki/Demon Masaki II/Dulce Reina
3. Havok King of Clash - Full KO Rules - Parking Lot Brawl: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Subculture
4. 10-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Tack Angel/Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Magnum PT vs. Stuart/Troy/Razorblade/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi

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In a nondescript office...

Subculture: Did you "send" for me?

Stuart: Subculture. You surprised me when you jumped in on our "debut". I thought for sure you were done with the team dynamic, and yet here we are.

Subculture: I was surprised, but I saw the writing on the wall. To get what I wanted, I decided to play ball.

Stuart: Well, that's all well and good, but get this in your head right now. You have to be invited to dance....I didn't invite you. The 7 Nation Army is going to be the best, and the most destructive. Razorblade and Maniac are the future, and luckily you didn't do too much damage to their careers.

Subculture: Who the hell do you think you're talking to?

Stuart: I know who I'm talking to Subculture. Do YOU know who YOU are talking to? Things are different now Subculture. I'm taking over. This isn't a joke. This isn't a threat. It's a promise. I promise you, you don't want to get on my bad side. Want to be on the winning side of history? Don't piss me off, and don't let me down. You may go now.

Subculture: .....

Stuart: ...I said go. Now.

Bad Dudes Bar

A solemn Lady's was sitting behind the bar pouring a drink when...

Trevor Mach: Yo Lady, I thought I'd find you down here. You alright?

Lady M's: ...I will be, if I finish this bottle, I won't feel the pain in this surgically repaired knee anymore.

Trevor Mach: Tali...I have something in my pants that is going to make you feel MUCH better.

Lady M's: ...Oh yeah?

Trevor Mach: Yeah. Let me whip it out. Here you go! Your painkillers! Just picked them up from the pharmacy!

Lady M's: Oh...of course....thanks.

Trevor Mach: You should probably drink something with those pills. Here, have a shot of whatever this is. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Lady M's: I like the way you think.

Trevor Mach: The way you're sitting. It looks painful.

Lady M's: Yeah, the hip took a lot of damage too. It hurts to sit...hurts to stand...hurts to move.

Trevor Mach: Well Tali, I know just how to make dat ass feel better....a pillow!

Lady M's: Oh...thanks again.

Trevor Mach: Tali, this isn't like you. You're being all nice and stuff. Where is the anger?! Where is the rage?! Why aren't you trying to kill Momo?!

Lady M's: ...At some point, you really gotta say fuck it. I think I'm at fuck it Trevor. I think I'm finally there.

Trevor Mach: I don't think you have that in you. You're a badass bitch, and you always will be.

Lady M's: .....

Trevor Mach: You got to get better, and then you have to take your shot Lady.

Lady M's: You want me to take a shot? Fine. *pours drink* I'll take a shot.

Trevor Mach: ...That's not...not what I....pour me one too?

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Outside Twoson Fairgrounds

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Lamont Sanford of Wrestling, and I'm here with our NEW Havok World Champion Firebrand X. Firebrand, it's been an amazing comeback tour for you. You won the biggest E1 Climax to date, and you managed to wrest the belt from the Star Prince! You are back on top. How does it feel?

Firebrand X: Everyone has been talking about this, like it's the end of a journey. It never ends. One peak to the next. I've dedicated my life to not just being the best wrestler, but the best fighter in all forms, that is why I use my hybrid style, and why I want fighters of all styles, from all backgrounds, from anywhere in the world to step up. Cross the line I make my laying down this belt, and take on Firebrand X.

Tommy Dukes: I love it! No nonsense from you. You know exactly what you want, and you're throwing down challenges! Most of the time it's the "CHALLENGERS" that do that, but whatever! Now, we have to talk about something not as exciting, and that is the the 7 Nation Ar-LOOK OUT!

As if right on cue, several men and women drove by on motorcycles, with a few connecting with steel pipes on the World Champion. Firebrand X was downed as the group rolled into the parking lot...

Renegade Nation

The show kicked off in a surprising way, as the group on motorcycles rolled into the arena and circled the ring. They all entered the ring together, with the one in front taking off his helmet....Stuart.

Stuart: As if you didn't think we were going to start this thing off right? I considered that little "Showdown" on Mt. Itoi our warm up. We got involved and made a little mess. I was most pleased to see Tack Angel lose the belt, but that doesn't mean we're friends with Firebrand X either. Let me get to our introduction. This is the 7 Nation Army. A bunch of angry, disenfranchised former Renegades, that now assemble under me, and with a new cause, destruction. You've heard it all before I know, but this time it's different, because this time there is no plan B. There is no falling back for me. There is no falling back for any of these men and women. We aim to conquer, and that is the only acceptable outcome. We have Troy, a man who should be Champion, no longer chained, and he's ready to let loose, which is why when he wanted to be in TWO matches tonight for us, I said why the hell not?!

Troy: And let me make something clear! I don't get tired! I don't get hungry! I don't sleep! I don't breathe....unless I've hurt someone. Unless I've asserted my dominance.

Stuart: He is truly superior to all of you in that crowd. Next, we have Takuma Tsurugi and Severide, the Last Sunrise. A silent, but deadly combination. They don't need the mic, cause they're going to show you what they're all about in the ring. They were former tag champs, but they'll get those back. They were lost under Good News Gary, but now they are found, and I will lead them back to the top. Come on up here Camilo, you're next.

Camilo hesitantly stood forward...

Stuart: A man who walks a path....that I don't understand, nor do I care to. It's all garbage to me, but what this man has, is indescribable talent. He's on a new path now. Tell them Camilo. Let them hear you say it...

Camilo Ortega: ...I...walk a new path. I will follow the 7 Nation Army all the way. I don't need Havok, and I don't need the Renegades. You can all....*sigh* kiss my ass.

Stuart: Perfect. Glad that we're on the same page. We also have Razorblade and Maniac over here. These guys, are the future. Razorblade already proved that with a World Championship reign. Can you believe that?! He was months into his tenure with Havok. Maniac is a killer, that's been told not to use his instincts. Please Maniac...use them now. Then we have our Lady Renegades. These women burned every bridge to get here. That means no going back. No giving up. They have one way out of this, and that's victory absolute. We also have Subculture....he's probationary.

Subculture: Hey!

Stuart: Don't fail tonight. That's all it takes. Don't fail. Last, but not least, you have me. Forget everything you know about me. I know most of you have your preconceptions. You've been here before. The invaders at the gates. You think we're the bad guys. You couldn't be further from the truth. See, we're what you really want. Think about it. Ratings are never higher than when the foundation of the sport is threatened. We shake up the status quo, and that is what you want. Brother in law, in me you see arrogance, but really it's confidence. You see evil, but it's really opportunity. You see ignorance, but really it's irony. I will destroy you, and I will take back what is mine. You think you know who I am, but you don't. You don't know who I was before all of this. You've never seen my detirmination, my REAL detirmination. I will NOT be over looked, and neither will they. You think you've all seen everything from this army, but they have been overlooked for too long. Tonight, is the beginning of the end of everything you know. Oh, and one more thing. There are more of us here tonight.

Havok interview Stage

Tommy Dukes: Dukes here again, but this time I'm joined by the Havok Lady Renegades and WBPW Womens Grand Champion Rose Mulligan! Rose, you've made history!

Rose Mulligan: I've done more than that. It's easy to make history these days. Find the right meme and you're imortalized. What I've done, is become the first Woman to hold both of these titles at once, and no one can ever take that away from me. It's more than history, it's legacy.

Tommy Dukes: Well, where do you go from here?

Rose Mulligan: Where do I go? Good question. Kelly Steele is out with a back injury, and Momo is...doing her own thing now. So where does that leave me? Well I-

At that moment, Rose Mulligan was attacked by Momo Miyuki, Dulce Reina, and Demon Masaki II. They pushed Dukes off the stage, and left Rose bloody, pushing her face into the steel grating floor. As the three walked away, the bleeding Rose crawled to the microphone laughing.

Rose Mulligan: Heh....heh...*cough cough* So....it's like that is it Momo? I think you just made a decision for me...and you're not going to like it. Lady M's....Tali....listen to me....listen closely. Come back to Havok! Come back to Havok NOW! Come back, and the two of us can rip these bitches apart! Come back M's! Come back M's! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jeff Andonuts Office

Trevor Mach walked in as Jeff Andonuts and Degrees were seen talking to the new Havok Television Champion, WBPW's Cade.

Trevor Mach: I heard you were here kid.

Cade: It's good to see you again Mach.

Trevor Mach: What the hell are you doing behind enemy lines?

Cade: Contractal meetings regarding this belt. Since I have become Havok's Television Champion, it certainly changes things for me, but I welcome the challenges and opportunity. Still, a lot of red tape involved.

Trevor Mach: Damn proud of you for winning that title too.

Degrees: Mach, he's from the OTHER promotion.

Trevor Mach: Who gives a shit! Got a lot of respect for the kid here. He hit me hard! Look, see this tooth here? It's fake! You knocked it out! If I knew where it was, I'd give it to you as a trophy.

Cade: I'm sorry about the too-

Trevor Mach: Don't apologize. You've got guts, and that gets my respect. You did what you had to do, and I wouldn't accept anything less. Let me shake the hand of the Television Champion. Listen kid, this sport is unforgiving. It can be cruel and it can hurt. Hell, it sucks a lot of the time. Just know, that I got your back little brother.

Cade: I appreciate that, more than words can express. Thank you Mach. I have to go speak with Mr. Pirkle now, but I won't miss your match later. Good luck.

Trevor Mach: Haha, I'm going to beat a man into a coma. Should be fun!

Degrees: ...Trevor, what the hell was that?

Trevor Mach: What? He's one of the good ones! Reminds me of my son....my doppleganger's son from a parallel wor...no no...my son.

Degrees: I thought you were competitive. Where's the team loyalty.

Trevor Mach: Are you kidding me?! Sign that kid dammit! Who gives a shit what show he's on!

Jeff Andonuts: It's not as easy as all that Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Yes it is. I had your job, and I was better at it! I would have signed him already! Grow a pair and offer him the big bucks! By the way, can I have first crack at the TV Title?

Jeff Andonuts: Now? After all that? No way!

Trevor Mach: Damn! That would have been a good match. Whatever, you guys suck! Maybe bitch less about the kid and worry more about the 7 Nation Army trying to bring you down? Sign the kid Jeff!

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Maybe we COULD try and buy out his contra-

Degrees: Don't take the Mach bait Jeff.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television

1. 8-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega/Troy[o]/Mudslide/Dark Kiva beat Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu/Bashin Dan/Benjamin[x] via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Trios: Momo Miyuki[o]/Demon Masaki II/Dulce Reina beat Hope Mach/Christina Angel/Iroha[x] via Peach Buster -> Pin
3. Havok King of Clash - Full KO Rules - Parking Lot Brawl: Subculture beat Trevor Mach(c) via KO Punch -> Pin -> NEW Havok King of Clash!
4. 5-on-4 Handicap Tag: Stuart[o]/Troy/Razorblade/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi beat Tack Angel[x]/Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Magnum PT via Bridging Capture Suplex -> Pin

-The opening shots of war were fired in an 8-Man tag, as Takumi Inui, Dragon Shiryu, Bashin Dan, and Benjamin took on the 7 Nation Army. Two new members were introduced as none other than Mudslide and Dark Kiva, who came in on his shoulders. Good News Gary tried to talk to Mudslide, but Mud chopped him down and sent him on his way. A hard hitting battle, with the big man Mudslide getting the win after coming down on Benjamin with his Top Rope Splash. Troy was acting as the ring leader for his team, with Ortega looking less than enthused to be apart of the proceedings.
-The Trios of 7NA Lady Renegades clashed with Hope Mach, Christina Angel, and the returning Iroha. The 7 Nation's uprising continued with a brutal one sided assault of the Havok team, using every dirty trick they could to injure and subdue their opponents. The weak link proved to be Iroha, who ate the Peach Buster and took the pin.
-In the parking lot, cars and Renegades circled Trevor Mach, the King of Clash, and his challenger Subculture. Both men wrapped their fists in tape and duked it out in a hard hitting fist fight. The two were falling into the crowd and onto the cars, but the match would only end in an actual KO. Mach managed to take the hits from Subculture, even with his gloves removed, but he may have spit out another tooth in the process...he's got to be running out of real teeth. Mach caught Subbie in the clinch again and let the knees fly, which knocked Subculture to his knees. As Mach was able to hit the Knee Trigger, a hand from out of the crowd hit him in the back of the head with a lead pipe. Subculture hit Trevor with the KO Punch and knocked Mach to the ground. With Mach out cold, Subculture was declared the victor and NEW Havok King of Clash. Subculture took the belt and ripped off Trevor's name plate, celebrating with the 7 Nation Army that had been lurking in the crowd. WBPW's Cade rushed out to try and stop the follow up attack on Trevor Mach, but he was powerbombed onto one of the cars, shattering the windshield and bloodying the young champion.
-Main event time, as Star Prince Tack Angel the Weekend Wrecking Crew against the 7 Nation Army, but with one man down, the Havok World Champion out of action from the attack earlier in the night. The numbers game made it difficult for Team Star Prince, but they fought with heart and gave the Army a run for its money. Troy and Razorblade did most of the heavy lifting, but when Tack was tagged in, Stuart made sure to tag himself in. The leader of the 7NA hadn't lost a step in the ring, using his technical prowess to eliminate the kicking power of the former World Champion. Troy hit the Big Boot on Tack and Stuart followed up with a Bridging Capture Suplex, grabbing the ropes for the 1-2-3. The 7 Nation Army went undefeated on this night. Not a good start to the war for Havok...

Parking Lot

EMTs were everywhere, trying to help the Renegades get to the hospital. Tack Angel rushed to Trevor Mach as he's fighting to get out of one of the trucks...

Trevor Mach: Get me the fuck off this stretcher! I'm fine!

EMT: Sir, you're bleeding.

Trevor Mach: I'M ALWAYS BLEEDING! We all got blood and skeletons inside of us! Big fucking deal! Get off!

EMT: Fine!

Tack Angel: Trevor, you really should go, you don't look so good.

Trevor Mach: Haha, I got it Tack! I look a little bloody. Big deal!

Tack Angel: Your nose isn't where it should be!

Trevor Mach: Fake news! Tack, they fucked with me, and that's one thing, but then what they did to the kid, that really pissed me off! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. These are the old days man, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choices left. And I'm ready for war!

Tack Angel: Oh no. Perhaps you need your medica-

Trevor Mach: Oh these pills?! The ones I'm throwing away!

Tack Angel: Oh dear lord no.

Trevor Mach: We've got shit to do Tack. They want to bring in more bodies for the grinder? We can do that too.

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: We're getting the band back together, and it's going to be Too S-

Tack Angel: Cease and desist.

-

Recipe for Death II Movie Set

A man was hanging off the edge of a sky scraper, as Jackson Kain came into focus, clad in an apron and chef's hat...

Henchman: PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Jackson Kain: Did you...or did you NOT...poison the soup I gave to the President?

Henchman: It wasn't me! I swear!

Jackson Kain: Then WHO!?

Henchman: I DON'T KNOW!

Jackson Kain: Well then..."See you Ladle".

Jackson Kain stomped the fingers of the man as the Director yelled cut.

Director: Kain, I didn't really feel that last line.

Jackson Kain: See you ladle? That's going to be my big one liner?! Are you kidding me?! I've had some GREAT one liners in past scripts. This one is no good.

Director: Well, you're a chef, and you're killing that guy. We thought you'd need a chef pun.

Jackson Kain: I can EASILY come up with better one liners.

Director: Like what?

Jackson Kain: "Sear you later" "Spat-u-later" Cheese you grater".

Director: What would you say if you threw a man off a cliff?

Jackson Kain: Chef puns or no?

Director: ...Not.

Jackson Kain: "You've been grounded. "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead guy.

Director: What if you fed a guy to a lion?

Jackson Kain:  "This won't hurt, or am I lyin'?"

Director: What if you rip a guy's a heart out?

Jackson Kain: "You're under cardiac arrest"

Director: Wow...those ARE good. Let's..uh...take a lunch...while we rework the script.

Jackson Kain: Fine...I'll be in my trailer.

?: Actually, I have a job that's right up your alley.

Jackson Kain: You?

Havok: Renegade Nation
Zombie U, Threed
Renegade Television

1. Non-Title Handicap: Mudslide vs. Retro Hippie/Slam Master Jam
2. 8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Takumi Inui/? vs. Dark Kiva/Camilo Ortega/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Handicap: Rose Mulligan vs. Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II
4. Tag: Firebrand X/Tack Angel vs. Stuart/Troy

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Happy Halloween Renegades! The War comes to Threed, where the zombies once again gather to watch wrestling and hopefully not eat anyone. Now, our record is getting better on that. I think only three people became zombies last time, and that was totally not our fault. If someone gets a nose bleed in the crowd, we can't help that. Every audience member gets a free jar of fly honey, so that's on you. The show opened with Subculture heading out to the ring. Subbie was all smiles with the Clash Championship in his hands.

Subculture: Well, look at this treat I picked up for Halloween. I hate to say I told you so, but I did, I'm the NEW King of Clash. I don't think that really needed to be said to be honest. It should have just been a fact that you've known for quite some time. I have always been the hardest hitter, and without the gloves, I hit THAT much harder. I can cause concussions with my fists. I can unleash massive, blunt force trauma....all over your face. My finisher is called the KO PUNCH! If anyone was the King of Clash it was ALWAYS me. This belt, means nothing to me. I just like that I have it and Trevor Mach doesn't. In fact, to show you how little this belt means to me...

Subculture laid the belt down on the mat and pulled a sledgehammer out from under the ring. He raised his hands high and brought the hammer down, smashing the title belt in one blow.

Subculture: THAT is what I think of that belt. That title belt was a lie until I had it to begin with, and another thin-

Trevor Mach's theme began to play, with Subculture smiling and signaling as it hit. Razorblade, Maniac, Severide, and Takuma Tsurugi hit the ring, obviously indicating that Subbie intended to lure out Mach. He appeared on the screen instead with other figures in the darkness...

Trevor Mach: Hey asshole! I'm up here! So, you think you can smash a title belt and piss me off?! Don't act like that's an accomplishment. Just about anything can piss me off. Like clocking me with a fucking pipe! That pisses me off! You really didn't want to do that! See, I'm not going to act like I have some "other side" to me. I've been a wizard and an MMA enthusiast, but I've always been the Bad Man. What I WAS though, was medicated, but I'm not anymore. I'm ready for another war, but I've brought some friends back with me...

Subculture was then surprised to see Trevor Mach appear on the stage...

Trevor Mach: What, you thought I wasn't going to show? How else could I bring back the 87's?

Suddenly, Sal Paradise, Ishihiro Tomo, and Grind ran into the ring from behind and attacked the 7 Nation Army. Trevor ran down and joined in the fight, with Mach delivering a headbutt that busted open Subculture. As Subbie retreated, Trevor pulled a bandana our from his back pocket and collected Subculture's blood.

Trevor Mach: The 87's are back! Oh, are you wondering about this bandana? THIS says I'm the King of Clash bitch! Your blood right here, along with all the other people I've defeated...or will defeat. You want this? Well, I want a rematch next week! A Cage Match. BOOSH!

After the commercial break, Tommy Dukes caught up with the 87's.

Tommy Dukes: Wow, what a return for the 87's! What brought you back Sal?!

Sal Paradise: What brought me back!? This exciting stuff going on right now was just too much to pass up! Jamie and I left because we wanted challenge, well it looks like the challenge is back here!

Tommy Dukes: Where is Jamie?

Sal Paradise: ....Uh...he's...he's doing his own thing! Don't you worry though, cause Saludice is back full time! 87's 4-A Long time at least!

Grind: I never left! You guys drove off without me in Anahauc! You have ANY idea how hard it is to get over the border these days!? Not hard actually, I had my legal papers, BUT STILL. I take a little too long in a gas station bathroom and THIS is what happens!

Ishihiro Tomo: ....

Trevor Mach: Ishi My Hero Tomo doesn't talk, only destroys. You know this. They're back, because it's time for war! Blood for blood, and I'm going to get mine in that steel cage!

Tommy Dukes: Well glad to get some great news after a couple of bad weeks. We'll be looking forward to that cage rematch! Welcome back 87's!

Trevor Mach: Yo Saludice, hold up. Where IS the Hooligan?

Sal Paradise: Man, I don't know what happened to him, but he and Derek are like....relapsing on old habits. Derek never takes off the Void mask, and Jamie...he's acting like the Killing Joke again. It was getting strange in WBPW, another reason I took off.

Trevor Mach: ...Derek said something to me last time I talked to him. He said..."The next time you see me, it won't be me." He said that he had died.

Sal Paradise: Well what comes after that for Void?

Trevor Mach: ...Undeth...damn.

Lady Renegades Locker Room

Hope Mach entered to see Rose Mulligan stretching...

Hope Mach: You don't actually plan on going out there alone do you?

Rose Mulligan: I'm the Double Champion. I have the titles of two different promotions. That makes me the bar. I'm going to set an example for how you all should be dealing them.  

Hope Mach: You're crazy. You don't have your back up anymore. You are on your own here.

Rose Mulligan: Am I? Your mother...she saw last week's episode?

Hope Mach: ...She did. I saw her watch it more than once.

Rose Mulligan: Well...did I start the fire?

Hope Mach: ...I don't know.

Rose Mulligan: I guess we'll find out. Of course, you could back me up to...niece.

Hope Mach: ...I wouldn't count on it.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Zombie U, Threed
Renegade Television

1. Non-Title Handicap: Mudslide beat Retro Hippie[x]/Slam Master Jam via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
2. 8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Takumi Inui/Los Tiburon beat Dark Kiva/Camilo Ortega/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi via DQ
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Handicap: Dulce Reina[o]/Demon Masaki II  beat Rose Mulligan via Sweet Driver -> Pin
4. Tag: Stuart[o]/Troy beat Firebrand X/Tack Angel[x] via Roll Up -> Pin

-Mudslide took on the 2v2 Slam Team Champions in a Handicap match, but it was more of a problem for the champions. Mudslide thrashed them around the ring and came crashing down on Hippie with the Top Rope Splash and the pin. After the match, a man in a plain purple lucha mask, faded t-shirt, and plaid pajama pants ran down to the ring to attack Mudslide. He punched and kicked away, but to no avail. Realizing it wasn't working, he left as mysteriously as he appeared.
-Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Takumi Inui were set to battle the 7 Nation Army, with a mystery partner, but the partner was late to show, making this a 3-on-4 uphill effort. Dark Kiva seemed to be coordinating the battle, until a familiar theme kicked in. The grapple monster Los Tiburon returned and turned the tide...a lot of turning there. The 7 Nation Army lost the momentum, but gained it back with weapons on the outside that lead to a brutal DQ.
-Lady Renegades were up next for a Handicap match, as Double Champion Rose Mulligan battled the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions Dulce Reina and Demon Masaki II. Rose was against the wall in this effort, as the tag champs wore her down, busting her open and relishing the opportunity. Rose almost pulled off a nearfall, but Momo Miyuki pulled Masaki's foot on the ropes. Reina stomped the back of Rose's head hard, and hit the Sweet Driver for the pin and the win. The two continued to batter the Double Champion, with no one coming out to make the save. Suddenly, an injured Kelly Steele rushed out, attacking Momo and her group, and ejecting them from the ring. Kelly Steele is still standing with Rose, and the trial by fire earned Rose Mulligan a lot of respect.  
-Main event time, as Tack Angel teamed with the new Havok World Champion Firebrand X against Stuart and Troy. Turns out we got yet another handicap match, which happened way too much on this show...didn't realize at first. Firebrand X seemingly jumped off the side of the ring when Tack tried to tag out. This gave Troy the chance to hit the Big Boot and Punt Kick on Tack. Stuart tagged in and rolled up Tack for the 1-2-3. Another win for the 7 Nation Army, but why did Firebrand X leave the ring. We'd soon find out, as Firebrand X removed his mask to reveal Jackson Kain in disguise. The action star has joined the 7 Nation Army. The big screen showed the army yet again battling the real Firebrand X backstage. He tried to make it to the ring, but the damage was done. Behind the mask you could feel intense anger, as he stared down the laughing 7 Nation Army...

-

Back Alley, Parts Unknown

From the darkness off a back alley, a figure approached, wearing a leather jacket with no shirt underneath, still wearing his signature shorts and Chuck Taylors. It was Trevor Mach, who lit up a cigarette as he opened a chair and sat, staring straight at the filming Lakitu...

Trevor Mach: Subbie? You watching right now? I know you are. We all watch the product right? This is for you, so listen closely. Like I said before, I've been a lot of things before, but I've always been the Bad Man. I like fun. I'm a funny guy. I can be quite the clown. But man oh man, if you underestimate how much damage I can cause it's going to get you hurt. It was a little known secret that I liked to mop up the blood of myself and my opponents onto this cloth, this sash, or bandana, whatever you want to call it. It's like a trophy to me, and it was good at keeping the anger at bay, but it's not enough. Not anymore. Do you know about people like me Subbie? We're the Celts, we come from Celtland, a place where we're known as "fighting demons"...and yet most are still Catholic....I still haven't worked out that contradiction. We fight and fight, and we never stop. I'm relentless Subbie, and I'm coming for you in that cage, and when I'm done, I'll take this chair and wrap it around your head. Do you hear me Subbie? Oh, I sure hope you're paying attention, because I will NOT be held responsible for what happens to you. Hehe....*blows smoke* Boosh.

Havok: Renegade Nation
Snowman Stadium, Winters
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks
2. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Sal Paradise/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Severide/Takuma Tsurugi/Maniac/Stuart
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II vs. Rose Mulligan/Kelly Steele
4. 8-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu/Los Tiburon vs. Troy/Mudslide/Jackson Kain/Razorblade
5. King of Clash Cage: Subculture(c) vs. Trevor Mach

-

7 Nation Army Locker Room

Subculture was shadow boxing as Stuart entered the room...

Stuart: You're getting ready I see. Good.

Subculture: I'm always prepared.

Stuart: You think so? If that were the case, you'd be on top of the mountain right now. You never would have been knocked off. You're too into your own hype.

Subculture: I'm the best! I can't help that you can't accept that!

Stuart: Confidence is good, but what you have...is dangerous. You're blinded to the danger you've put yourself in, and what that means to our growing movement.

Subculture: How am I blind to this?! I've fought Mach all over the world! My first World Championship came at his expense. I beat down the big bad wolf. Remember?

Stuart: Is that how you remember it? Cause I see it differently. It took a lead pipe to the back of the head to keep him down.

Subculture: I'M THE BETTER ATHLETE! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY PUNCHING POWER!

Stuart: All of those things appear to be true. You are the better athlete, but he's the better fighter. I've watched tapes. I've studied all of our opponents like chess pieces. I've been moving all the pawns into place, but you are the unexpected addition, and I've come here to do you one favor and warn you not to take him lightly.

Subculture: You see me? Have you seen what I can do? Are you afraid I'm going to derail your plans?

Stuart: Being afraid isn't a weakness. It's smart when you want to survive. You have no fear, which doesn't make you more of a man, it makes you an idiot. I've seen you beat Trevor Mach, like I've never seen anyone beaten before....and the man kept....coming....after you. Remember that. Listen for once. I'm trying to give you a chance here, but if you fail...unlike the rest of 7NA, you won't be protected. You will be fed to the wolves.

Jackson Kain: Hey Stu, my man! We tricked em' last week didn't we?

Stuart: We sure did Kain, well done. Tonight, we'll dominate again.

Jackson Kain: You think Firebrand X is going to be pissed after what's happened the last two weeks?

Stuart: That Champ wants his chance at revenge. He's not going to get it tonight. Did you see the snow out there. It'd be a shame if some Renegades didn't make it to the show on time.

Subculture: HEY! Enough! I'm....I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Stuart: Come on Kain...our "probationary member" has got a lot to think about.

Subculture: .....

Snowman Stadium Hallway

Rose Mulligan was seen talking with Kelly Steele...

Rose Mulligan: I want to thank you for helping me. I know you're still injured and-

Kelly Steele: Stop there. I did that for me. I'm tired of looking like a good for you. I did what I because I felt like it. Because Momo deserved it. Because now the Double Champ owes me one. I was on my way up before I settled into my position with you and Momo. I'm ready to shed that. I used to rock, but the music has died. I'm bringing it back, but I'm not joining the 7 Nation Army to do so, so looks like we're stuck together.

Rose Mulligan: I'm fine with that.

Kelly Steele: ...Really? No arguing? No bickering?

Rose Mulligan: I don't care what you do with your life Steele, and if the day comes that you want to challenge me, you will get your match. Tonight though, we have other business to attend to. We need to beat them, and I'll do it alone if I have to. I'm not trying to make friends or make amends. I'm just doing my job.

Kelly Steele: Say what you want, but you won't be doing it alone. I'm in.

Around the corner Hope Mach was listening...

Road to Snowman Stadium

Christina Angel was driving as fast as she could to get to the Stadium on time...

Christina Angel: I can't BELIEVE we're running so late Dad!

Tack Angel: You hadn't checked the tire pressure in hours, and we needed salt in case we got stuck! Watch out!

Christina Angel: I know what I'm doing! I'm a great driver.

Tack Angel: Christina, I love you, but I'm on the verge of wetting my pants with this craziness! Please, for your Father, slow down....just a tad?

Christina Angel: But Dad, we're late! That's it, I'm flooring it.

Tack Angel: NoooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Havok: Renegade Nation
Snowman Stadium, Winters
Renegade Television

1. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach[o]/Christina Angel beat Lexie Bless/Diana Brooks[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin
2. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Sal Paradise/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo[o] beat Severide/Takuma Tsurugi/Maniac[x]/Razorblade
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Rose Mulligan/Kelly Steele beat Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II via DQ
4. 3-on-4 Handicap Tag: Troy[o]/Mudslide/Jackson Kain/Stuart beat Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu/Los Tiburon[x] via Punt Kick -> Pin
5. King of Clash Cage: Trevor Mach beat Subculture© via Burning Machismo x Knee Trigger -> KO -> NEW Havok King of Clash!

-The team of Future Past defeated the Muscle Pixies easily in the opener, getting crowd fired up for the fan favorites. After the match, Bless and Brooks declared they were quitting, which is find because I could never do a duplicate of Alexa Bliss justice, and I'm not even going to try. During the celebration after the match, the goof in the purple luchador mask came out, this time sporting a fanny pack with his pajama pants. He pulled a gold star out and placed it on Hope's nose before moonwalking away.
-The 87's reformed last week, with this being the first match back, taking on the 7 Nation Army. Last Sunrise, Maniac, and Razorblade were in top form, but the momentum of the returning team was too much, as the group suffered their first loss of the 8-Man tags when the rampaging monster Tomo-kun hit the Brainbuster on Maniac for the pin. The Army tried to take over the ring after the match but Tack Angel helped throw Tomo out of the ring onto the Army, which sent them running.
-Women's Double Champion Rose Mulligan and Kelly Steele joined forces to take on the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions in non-title action. Rose and Kelly had the crowd on their side, which infuriated the tag champs. Momo Miyuki ran out with a pipe and clocked Kelly Steele, using her injuries for target practice. Rose tried to make the save, but she was taken out 2-on-1 by the champs. Rose kept trying to get up only to be taken down again by one of the laughing trio. Suddenly, Hope Mach ran out to even the odds, and helped Rose and Kelly run off the 7NA trio. Rose tried to thank her, but Hope left as quickly as she appeared.
-The Havok World Champion Firebrand X couldn't make it to the arena due to being snowed out, which left the Havok team coming up short against the 7NA power team of Stuart, Troy, Jackson Kain, and Mudslide. Los Tiburon's return last week was good for Havok, but Dark Kiva responded by trying to to trip him up this week around, essentially making it 2-on-4.
-Main event time, as Subculture put the King of Clash title on the line against former Champion Trevor Mach. The word title no longer being used to represent a physical title, but the bloody bandana still in possession of Trevor Mach, who wrapped it around the right arm of his leather jacket. Subbie angrily shadow boxed in the cage as Mach set down the chair he was bringing just for Subculture to have a smoke. The bell rang, and Subculture immediate went for the KO Punch. Mach took two before laughing and ducking Subbie's other hurting bombs. Mach blocked a punch and trapped Subbie in the clinch, forcing him against the cage and landing the knees big time. Subculture countered back with body blows, which lead to counter strikes from Mach, and back, and forth. Mach got the back off his head reopened with a stiff shot. Grimacing through the crimson mask, Mach held it together and jabbed several times leading to Subculture hitting the mat. A near 10 count lead to Subculture refocusing and dominating several minutes with hart hits. He grabbed Mach by the head and grated it against the cage. Subculture looked to be winning out, but he missed one big KO Punch and was lifted up for the Burning Machismo. Subbie tried to get up, but Mach hit the Knee Trigger and kept him down for the 10 Count. Trevor Mach won the match and reclaimed the title of King of Clash. The crowd went wild as Mach collected Subculture's blood with the bandana. He climbed to the top of the cage and celebrated with the Renegades, only to remember what he had promised Subculture. He came back to the ring with the chair. The half conscious Subbie flipped him the bird, but instead of giving him the SMAAAAAASH!, Mach pushed him back down and placed the chair over him, sitting down and celebrating even more to close the show.

7 Nation Army Locker Room

Razorblade: I told you not to trust him! That bastard stabbed me in the back, and then tried to jump on the bandwagon when he saw the chance! Let me go out there and challenge Mach next, and then we take care of Subculture once and for all.

Stuart: No, I have a new plan. He fought well out there, yet he didn't heed my advice. His ego is bruised, and he's going to want to fight again. I say we let him. He'll keep the Big Bad Wolf from trying to blow our house down. In the meantime, it's time for stage 2. We made our presence felt so far, but Havok is unifying to fight us. We need some real feuds to heat this up. We go after each and every single Renegade. You all decide among yourselves who gets who, but I already have in mind who to send after the Havok World Champion. He's probably livid right now. Just how we want him.

Razorblade: What about Tack Angel?

Stuart: Oh the "Star Prince"? You leave his fate to me.

The 87's Locker Room

The 87's surrounded Mach to congratulate him on the big win...

Sal Paradise: Now THAT was impressive!

Grind: Just looking at you is making me feel some of your pain right now.

Ishihiro Tomo: ....*nod*

Trevor Mach: I needed that nod Tomo-kun. I needed it. Good win by the way guys. Someone give Tomo a raw steak before he kills someone! Haha!

Tack Angel: So....collecting the blood the of your opponents eh? Since when has-

Trevor Mach: Yes, your blood is on here too.

Tack Angel: ....Yikes. Still, it was an electrifying climax.

Trevor Mach: Last time I had one of those involved a cattle prod during sex!

Tack Angel: Are you....are you alright? You're not on your meds and-

Trevor Mach: I'm fine Tack. I've got it all under control.

Tack Angel: Just making sure buddy. Congratulations.

Trevor Mach: Thanks bro. Appreciate it.

As Tack walked away to celebrate with the 87's, Trevor turned to the mirror and stared at his crimson mask, before flashing a demented smile.
 

Jeff Andonuts Office?

Jeff was packing up his desk along with Degrees as Tommy Dukes entered...

Tommy Dukes: What are you guys doing?

Jeff Andonuts: We're packing it up.

Tommy Dukes: What?!

Degrees: We've been doing this too long. We decided it's time to get our fire back.

Tommy Dukes: That's been going around I hear. But, you OWN the company!

Jeff Andonuts: Not anymore I don't.

Tommy Dukes: Again....WHAT?!

Jeff Andonuts: I made the scientific choice here, and I sold to a man with more money, more connections, and he knows how to do this better than I ever have. I'm a man of science. Besides, Degrees was always the captain. I'm done trying to be his boss.

Degrees: I talked to my wife, and I remembered who I used to be. I miss that. I want it back.

Tommy Dukes: Well then...good luck I guess...but...who now owns Havok?

Ryan IQ: That would be me.

Tommy Dukes: AH!

Havok: Renegade Nation

Arena Ring

The show kicked off with the entire 7 Nation Army stable in the middle of the ring, soaking up boos. A smug Stuart grabbed the microphone.

Stuart: Well well well, what a difference a couple of weeks makes. this is the arena this army formed, and we've already made great strides towards taking over I think. We have guys begging to join us, and put on one of our brand new 7NA arm bands, which yes, are for sale. We have the Havok 2v2 Slam Team Championships....which will go back to being called the World Tag Team Championships, because these titles are not jobber fodder joke belts. They show that Last Sunrise is the top tag team in the WORLD! We HAVE had some set backs though. Camilo Ortega...remember...remember why you're doing this. I think you Abuela would want you to keep that in mind.

Camilo Ortega: ...I'm walking the path...of the 7 Nation Army.

Stuart: That's what I like to hear. What we need though, is for you all to see just how incredible this group really is. Razorblade, you've been patient, but don't worry, I have a special job for you. Subculture...is not here right now. He's got stuff going on with the "Big Bad Wolf" outside, and that's fine by me. The man was blown up, and he just keeps coming. Consider my respect earned Subculture. You're a far more dangerous, deadly, and committed man than I thought, and I'm lucky you're on board. Troy, oh Troy, you are the crown jewel here. Unburdened by "Lukietty", you have become the unstoppable force that was once World Champion. Remember who beat you for that title? I do. I know my history. Tack Angel beat you at Victory Explosion IV. You just beat him, and I think you beat an even better Tack Angel than the one you faced all those years ago. YOU will be the missile, the weapon of mass destruction, that I send at Firebrand X. Bring us the Havok World Championship. Oh wait, I forgot about one big blemish, speaking of the World Championship. Jackson Kain. You failed us Kain. This army is forged in unity, and normally I'd be more...forgiving. HOWEVER, I saw the wavering spirit you had. I saw regret in your eyes. You are supposed to be a selfish super star, who looks out only for yourself but-

Jackson Kain: But...that's not who I am. I'm starting to think it's a sickness that World Championship. You win, you become addicted to it, and when you lose it, you lose yourself. I was on top of the world one year ago, but it wasn't just because of my own power. It was because I had friends, fans, and a team. I betrayed all those who supported me, and it got me nowhere. I thought joining you guys would give me back that spark, but I was wrong. I want looking in the wrong place. These people are my spark. They always have been. They made me a celebrity. They made me who I am. Without them...I'm nothing...just like all of you.

Stuart: I don't care Kain. I don't care what you say. It's falling on deaf ears. See, these people don't really know what they want yet. They have to be shown. People prefer dominance. They want to be ruled. Just look at the election process. People elect politicians who will rule them like kings, take away freedom and choice. They all secretly want it. It's not even that much of a secret anymore. A guy gets elected that loosens that grip and half the world loses its mind! So, the 7 Nation Army is what they want, and what they're going to get. What they don't need is a phony waste of space like you. We're going to show you what happens to traitors of the 7 Nation Army, and you're not going to li-

The crowd went crazy, as two figures appears in the stands. Jeff Andonuts and Degrees, wearing their old Jet Havok costumes. They rushed to the ring with bats in hand and helped Jackson Kain fight off the 7 Nation Army. Jeff and Degrees put their fists together, with Kain joining them. Jeff handed Jackson a new wrist band. With it on, the second time they put their fists together, they were enveloped in light. Their costumes changed with Degrees and Andonuts donning green and yellow respectively, while Jackson Kain changed from black to red, the colors of leadership...

Degrees: How do you like it 7NA? You have new players on the field now. Warriors of Justice rising from their slumber! The three of us will fight you, and anyone else threatening Havok or the World itself!

Jeff Andonuts: How do you feel Kain?

Jackson Kain: Reborn...again. But red?

Degrees: You earned it Kain. Now, tell them who we are.

Jackson Kain: ...WE...ARE.....METAL HAVOK!




Havok: Renegade Nation
Orange Monday Night Combat Arena, Orange City
Renegade Television

1. Trios: Sal Paradise/Grind/Ishihiro Tomo[o] beat Severide[x]/Takuma Tsurugi/Maniac via Brainbuster -> Pin
- Unsanctioned Street Fight: Subculture beat Trevor Mach via KO Punch -> NEW Havok King of Clash?
2. 3-on-1 10 Minute Challenge: Bashin Dan beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Magnum PT via Time Limit Reached
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Rose Mulligan/Lady M's[o] beat Demon Masaki II/Dulce Reina[x] via Rolling M's -> Pin
- Unsanctioned Locker Room Fight: Trevor Mach beat Subculture via Knee Trigger -> NEW Havok King of Clash?
4. Tag: Troy[o]/Mudslide beat Firebrand X[x]/Tack Angel via Punt Kick -> Pin

-The 87's took on the 7NA in a Trios opener, that saw the unstoppable pitbull Tomo-kun score a win over tag champion Severide with the Brainbuster. After the match, Sal Paradise saw a laughing Jamie OD in the crowd, and tried to get to him, but the Killing Joke quickly escaped.
-A crowd gathered outside as Subculture shadow boxed. Trevor Mach rolled in on his chopper and flicked his cigarette at Subbie before throwing some heavy punches. Both beaten warriors, weren't competing in a sanctioned bout, but they were both just a determined to win. Mach threw Subbie against a car and attempt to hit the Knee Trigger, but Subbie moved, and Mach shattered the car light. As he stumbled back Subculture hit the KO Punch and knocked him to the ground. He pushed a bunch of heavy containers on the downed Mach. He then grabbed the bandana from Mach's jacket, declaring himself the new King of Clash, but was it legitimate?
-Renegade Captain Bashin Dan had the biggest test of his short career in the form of the entire Weekend Wrecking Crew. He had to withstand the best of the best for 10 minutes, to see if he was "brave" enough to be the Captain for a roster of veterans. Dan was battered and bleeding, as the trio effortlessly tagged in and out, but no matter what they couldn't keep Dan down for the 3. The more he was hurt, the more fired up he seemed to be. Finally, Amigo tried to end him with an Olympic Slam, but Dan escaped and revered it into a Brave Clash. He hit the Clash, but before he could try and pin the time limit was reached. Dan survived, but he might have actually won the whole thing given more time. The Weekend Wrecking Crew helped him to his feet and hoisted him up, endorsing Dan as the Captain.
-The sisters Lady M's and the Women's Double Champion Rose Mulligan have joined forces, with their sights set on the women of the 7 Nation Army. Their first match as a team saw them compete against the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions Dulce Reina and Demon Masaki II. The brash champion team underestimated their opponents, as the sisters took them to their limits. M's was in top form, doing her best to protect the elbow and knee, until the end when a vicious Rolling M's elbow was what it took to keep Dulce Reina down for the 3 Count. Does this mean the sisters get a shot at tag belts?
-Subculture was celebrating with members of the 7 Nation Army in the locker room area, when Trevor Mach kicked open the door, and demanded the fight continue. Subculture threw a shot, but Mach dodged it and landed a series of knees. The rest of the Army backed away to let them duke it out one-on-one on the orders of Stuart. Mach threw Subculture into the lockers and hit the Knee Trigger, putting a dent in one of the doors, and laying out Subculture. Mach took back the bandana before asking which one of the army was next. Before they could answer, the 87's rushed in to save Mach from himself.
-The main event saw Havok World Champion Firebrand X and Tack Angel join forces against Troy and Mudslide. An odd, but powerful combination, Troy and Mudslide, had the advantage, but X and the Star Prince fought back. It was looking good for the Renegades until Stuart arrived to taunt Tack Angel. The taunt left Firebrand open to a Top Rope Splash from Mudslide, and the Punt Kick from Troy. 1-2-3, and Troy has pinned the Havok World Champion. The mind games continue, as Firebrand's first month as champion continues to be tumultuous.

-

Ryan IQ's Office

Tack Angel: So Jeff, I-

Ryan IQ: Hello Tack!

Tack Angel: AAAAHH! Ryan?! What are you-

Ryan IQ: I'm in charge now! Jeff sold me the company! Haha!

Tack Angel: .....AAAHH!

Ryan IQ: Oh stop it! You know this can ONLY be a good thing! I just need something from you...an update on what's going on.

Tack Angel: A what? An update? You bought the company, and you don't know what's going on?

Ryan IQ: ....Tack...where do you think I've been the last few years?

Tack Angel: Oh right, you were in prison. I'm sorry, I forgot. That must've been awful.

Ryan IQ: Awful? Best years of my life! I was moved to white collar prison after I snitched out the Stuart Syndicate. Years of tennis, massages, conjugal visits, and swimming pools.

Tack Angel: ...Sounds great?

Ryan IQ: It was! I spent all my time making money too. You wouldn't believe how much they pay you to be a guest speaker! I took that money, reinvested it, and now I'm worth more than I EVER was before. So now, Havok has deeper pockets, plus you know I have the expertise for this sort of thing.

Tack Angel: Do I know that?

Ryan IQ: Look Tack, just as long as we're not in the middle of some conflict with a rival promotion at the same time as a member of the Stuart family trying to get revenge on Havok, we're going to be juuussst fine!

Tack Angel: ....AAAAAHHHH!!!

Havok vs. WBPW: Clash at Demonhead
Demonhead, Edo
Renegade Television/ENN

1. Havok Trios Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)[Havok]/Amigo(c)[Havok]/Magnum PT(c)[Havok] vs. Mudslide[Havok]/Severide[Havok]/Takuma Tsurugi[Havok] vs. Jackson Kain[Havok]/Degrees[Havok]/Jeff Andonuts[Havok] vs. Tack Angel[Havok]/Grind[Havok]/Ishihiro Tomo[Havok]
2. Singles: Bashin Dan[Havok] vs. Razorblade[Havok]
3. Havok Television Championship: Cade(c)[WBPW] vs. Tack Angel[Havok]
4. Havok First Blood King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c)[Havok] vs. Subculture[Havok]
5. WBPW Women's Grand #1 Contender: Heather Mach[WBPW] vs. Paula[WBPW]
6. Havok Lady Renegades Handicap Tag Team Championship: Momo Miyuki[Havok]/Dulce Reina(c)[Havok]/Demon Masaki II(c)[Havok] vs. Rose Mulligan[Havok]/Lady M's[Havok]
7. WBPW World Championship: Derek Mach(c)[WBPW] vs. Captain Strong[WBPW]
8. Havok World Championship: Firebrand X(c)[Havok] vs. Troy[Havok]

-

Ryan IQ: Hello Renegades, I'm Ryan IQ, the new owner of Havok. I have purchased this company with a vision in my head. I want to explore new avenues, and reshape wrestling for the future. I see the future, and I actually want to look to the past, the way wrestling used to be. Some time ago, the world seemed a lot bigger. Different promotion all around the world, claiming to be the best in the region, but always looking up to the World Champion as the cream of the crop. It was a territory system, and to me, that was the only time any fan should actually care about where wrestling matches are taking place. "Oh man, they're wrestling where I'm from", makes no sense, if they just go to the next city the next night, and then the next, and the next. Right now, Eagleland has seen a resurgence of territories, and I think that's awesome, but what if we tried something different. What if, these territories were all a part of a bigger brand? I have taken the first steps. I have staked a financial claim in VBW, 3'dPW, and East and West Twoson Pro. I have a stake in New Edo Pro Wrestling as well, which is why Havok is back here in Edo right now, on the grounds that we don't destroy anything. From now on, Havok, will be the centerpiece of the Havok Wrestling Alliance. Suck on that WBPW! Wait...I mean...we're honored to be competing with you at this Edo show. I'm Ryan IQ, and wrestling will never be the same. Also, Stuart, please come to my office. We REALLY need to talk.

Outside of Demonhead

A long line stretched out of the arena, as Havok World Champion Firebrand X approached...

Firebrand X: What's going on here?

Fan #1: They're having trouble getting everyone in after what happened.

Firebrand X: ...What happened?

Fan #1: The 7 Nation Army demolished Firebrand X's locker room! Hey...that's you!

Firebrand X: .....

87's Locker Room

Sal Paradise: I don't mind that you're changing in here Firebrand, but I admit, I'm disappointed to find out the horns aren't real.

Grind: He didn't ALWAYS have that mask Sal. PLUS, he takes off the mask and he's Demonbrand...WITHOUT HORNS!

Sal Paradise: ...Maybe I don't watch the product so much...

Firebrand X: The Demonbrand....is gone, but not forgotten. One thing remains...when I'm pushed...I become someone else...I become something else. Tonight, Troy is going to see that, the 7 Nation Army will know not to screw with Firebrand MAX.

Sal Paradise: Don't you mean Firebrand X?

Firebrand removed his mask, revealing his face underneath, with limited red face paint, showing more of his face than ever. He ties red tassels to his arms, and used red paint to leave a hand imprint on his chest.

Firebrand X: No....I mean Firebrand MAX.

Sal Paradise: ...I think he forgot his name.

Grind: ...Seriously Sal?!

Havok vs. WBPW: Clash at Demonhead

Havok vs. WBPW: Clash at Demonhead
Demonhead, Edo
Renegade Television/ENN

1. Havok Trios Championship: Jackson Kain[Havok][o]/Degrees[Havok]/Jeff Andonuts[Havok] beat Kinniku Mike(c)[Havok]/Amigo(c)[Havok]/Magnum PT(c)[Havok][x], Mudslide[Havok]/Severide[Havok]/Takuma Tsurugi[Havok], and Sal Paradise[Havok]/Grind[Havok]/Ishihiro Tomo[Havok] via Shadow Kick -> Pin -> NEW Havok Trios Champions!
2. Singles: Razorblade[Havok] beat Bashin Dan[Havok] via Piledriver -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Cade(c)[WBPW] beat Tack Angel[Havok] via PK Rolling Thunder -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok First Blood King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c)[Havok] beat Subculture[Havok] via Knee Trigger -> First Blood -> Title Defense!
5. WBPW Women's Grand #1 Contender: Heather Mach[WBPW] beat Paula[WBPW] via Machbuster -> Pin
6. Havok Lady Renegades Handicap Tag Team Championship: Momo Miyuki[Havok]/Dulce Reina(c)[Havok]/Demon Masaki II(c)[Havok] beat Rose Mulligan[Havok]/Lady M's[Havok] via DQ
7. WBPW World Championship: Derek Mach(c)[WBPW] beat Captain Strong[WBPW] via Chaos Theory -> Pin -> Title Defense!
8. Havok World Championship: Firebrand MAX(c)[Havok] beat Troy[Havok] via Fireslide -> Pin -> Title Defense!

-The opening contest saw teams collide for the Havok Trios Championships held by the Weekend Wrecking Crew. With the growing roster, we've seen several more team matches, increasing the stock of these three belts even more. 7NA, Weekend Wrecking Crew, Metal Havok, and the 87's put on a super hot opener that saw the newly reformed trio of Jackson Kain, Degrees, and Jeff Andonuts immediately establish their team dominance, when Jackson Kain pinned PT following the Shadow Kick to win the match and the straps. The 7NA grimaced as their ejected member Kain got one over on them. Metal Havok have found that fire again.
-Razorblade represent the army against Havok's Captain Bashin Dan in singles action. The young lion was able to beat the clock against the Crew recently, but the damage was evident in the match, as Razor exploited his injuries. However, it took Razorblade hitting a second Piledriver to actually keep Dan down for the 1-2-3. A dangerous situation for Dan, but a big win for Razorblade and the 7 Nation Army. After the match, he tried to lift up Dan for one more, but Takumi Inui, Dragon Shiryu, Benjamin, and Slam Master Jam rushed down. They were followed by Maniac, Mudslide, and a hesitant Camilo Ortega, for a big pull apart brawl.
-WBPW's Cade had the biggest match of his short career against Trevor Mach, but now he was faced with an even bigger challenge in the form of the Star Prince Tack Angel. The former World Champion was looking to bring the title back to Havok, but showed respect to fast rising young Ace to be. A great match, that brought out the best in both mean, saw a huge upset, but by dirty means. Stuart pretended to have Amy in his possession, distracting Tack for a backbreaker and the Rolling PK Thunder, for the pin and defense by Cade. A giant win, but when he realized why he won, he helped Tack chase after Stuart, who revealed that the woman dressed as Amy was Momo Miyuki, who low blowed Tack before the two escaped.
-Trevor Mach put the King of Clash title on the line once again, this time in a Sanctioned First Blood match, which set this apart from the previous matches with Subculture. Both men looked to be in rough shape, and this match type meant they have to fight smart, because any tough blow could have reopened fresh wounds. Subculture had the advantage in the bobbing and weaving, from his boxing training, but when Mach caught him in the clinch, he panicked to avoid the knees. This was a short, but painful encounter for the two, as body blows were used to set up for the big shot. Subculture went for the KO Punch, but Mach ducked it and hit an inverted Stunner, before hitting the Knee Trigger that triggered the blood flow from Subbie. Trevor Mach, the 3-Time King of Clash defended his title, but the war seemed to be ongoing, as Subculture tried to attack after the match, leaving both men bloody, which is how this has been going down anyway.....so par for the course.
-The WBPW Women were up next, as WBPW would be the next to get a shot a the Double Champion Rose Mulligan. Heather Mach and Paula went all out for the shot, but the veteran Paula was narrowly defeated by Heather Mach, who promised to beat her cousin's wife's sister for the belt. This is getting ridiculous.
-Double Champion Rose Mulligan and Lady M's took on Momo Miyuki and the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions in 3-on-2 action for the gold. A brawl right from the start, the sisters brought the fight, but when the 7NA members tried to fight dirty, the sisters fought dirtier, pulling out bats and attacking as Dulce and Masaki tried to use chairs, basically giving the 7NA the DQ win, but beating them at their own game. They sent their opponents packing and played up to the crowd. Rose Mulligan dropped his belts, which M's picked up. She looked at them quietly, before slowly handing them back over to Rose.
-The WBPW Grand Championship match saw Captain Strong attempt to wrest the belt back from Derek Mach. Saint Sinner, now back completely in his Void costume, as methodical and merciless, a far cry from the Derek Mach that came to WBPW for "fun". Strong tried the Police Brutality, but it's 2017, and that's not so popular anymore. Mach hit the Chaos Theory for the pin and defense. Too many damn Machs on this show. I didn't think about it until just now. I'm sorry. Fictional Nepotism is fucked up.
-The main event saw the Havok World Champion Firebrand MAX take on 7NA's Troy for the belt of belts. Firebrand was was more "fired" up, calling to the crowd and yelling out at Troy, flexing when Troy tried to take him down with stiff shots. It felt like Firebrand X had opened up, and the crowd loved it. Troy gave him his best, which of course included the Punt Kicks, Big Boots, and Powerbombs, that Troy does...because he's Troy. Remember that? He couldn't keep Firebrand down. MAX countered with the MAX Thunder Buster, but Troy kicked out. The dominating Fireslide though, kept Troy down for the 1-2-3. Firebrand MAX retained the belt, and it kept it out of 7NA hands to close the show.


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Saturn City Mall

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, in the Saturn City Mall on the eve of Black Friday! The masses are outside, just waiting to burst in, and not only will they be finding deals, and beating small children to steal their purchases before they can escape, but they'll also see a super surprise, a Havok event! Yes, Ryan IQ is wanting to maximize the audience, so in the center of the mall we will be holding a huge 9 match show that will include two title bouts, and the main event of a 10-Man Battle Royale. The winner will be the next man to get a shot at the Havok World Championship! THIS is the Black Friday Bundle! Uhoh...they opened the doors....AND I'M IN THE WAY! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Havok: Black Friday Bundle
Saturn City Mall, Saturn City
Renegade Television

1. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan[o]/Benjamin/Slam Master Jam beat Angry Shopper Dude/Steals from Children Shopper/First in the door running to get the newest Call of Duty Shopper[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach[o]/Christina Angel beat Baylay[x]/Sacha Bonks via Olympic Slam -> Pin
3. 6-Man Tag: Troy/Subculture[o]/Mudslide beat Firebrand MAX/Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via KO PUNCH -> Pin
4. Havok Tag Team Championship: Severide[o]/Takuma Tsurugi beat Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu[x] via Sunrise Buster -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's beat Demon Masaki II via Rolling M's
6. Singles: Troy beat Tack Angel via Punt Kick -> Pin
7. Non-Title Singles: Firebrand MAX beat Mudslide via Fireslide -> Pin
8. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c) beat Subculture via Knee Trigger -> KO -> Title Defense!
9. Black Friday Battle Royale: Kinniku Mike vs. Razorblade vs. Amigo vs. Maniac vs. Jackson Kain vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Degrees vs. Grind vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jeff Andonuts Winner: Razorblade

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Havok Training Center

Tack Angel was hard at work, kicking away at the heavy bag, and signing to himself...

Tack Angel: ♪Return of the Tack come on, Return of the Tack oh my God, You know that I'll be back here I am, Return of the Tack once again, Return of the Tack pump up the world, Return of the Tack watch my flow, You know that I'll be back here I g-♪

Maniac: BOO!

Tack Angel: AH!

Maniac: AHAHA! You should have seen the look on your stupid face!

Tack Angel: My face is not stupid. You're stupid, for coming into this Training Center surrounded by the Renegades.

Maniac: Oh, you think I'm scared of you bitches?! HA! Relax, I'm here for one thing, and one thing only. I'm here to challenge you.

Tack Angel: No can do Maniac. I want your boss. You tell Stuart that he's got me really.....irked. I'm quite....cross with him. Tell him that.

Maniac: He's the one that gave me the red light! Sorry dude, but you have me in your way!

Tack Angel: Fine...I'll go through you to get to him.

Maniac: ....Bitch I've killed people.

Tack Angel: ....I'll keep that in mind. Oy.

Maniac: ....♪Return of the Tac-SHIT! IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!

Ryan IQ's Office

Ryan IQ: Thank you for your time champ.

Firebrand X: I do what must be done. I have to admit, your plan to send the World Champion to the territories is a good one. I relish the challenge.

Ryan IQ: By the way....you have the mask back on. Why is that?

Firebrand X: MAX is just a facet of who I am, as the hybrid. It's one thing to switch styles, but to switch who you are, that really throws off your opponent. Besides, Firebrand X won the E1 and won this World Championship. Firebrand X should be the one my opponents are afraid of.

Ryan IQ: Fair enough. I-

Trevor Mach: IQ!

Ryan IQ: Oh, here we go.

Trevor Mach: You son of a bitch! Is it true?!

Ryan IQ: That I'm boss now? Yes.

Trevor Mach: No. You want to make this place No Smoking?!

Ryan IQ: It's already No Smoking!

Trevor Mach: OH! *lights cigarette* So what's up?

Ryan IQ: You're looking shredded Mach.

Trevor Mach: Thanks...I do yoga now.

Ryan IQ: No, I mean shredded....like you were forced against a cheese grater.

Trevor Mach: Subculture, but don't worry, he's barely standing too.

Ryan IQ: So...you guys done killing each other?

Trevor Mach: NO! As long as someone challenges me, I will NOT back down. I'm the King of Clash! I'm the Wolf of Havok!

Ryan IQ: You're being distracted. You know that right?

Trevor Mach: ....Huh?

Ryan IQ: Never mind. Look, you guys told me your last match would be the last one. Now, that NEVER stands in wrestling, but could you AT LEAST give it more than a week?!

Trevor Mach: NO! You listen here IQ! Do you know how many times I've been Champion?

Ryan IQ: No...how many?

Trevor Mach: No, I was asking if you knew...I lost count. I don't remember how many times, THAT is how many times, and I won each title by following my heart and my balls.

Ryan IQ: How you met your wife too right?

Trevor Mach: ....She threw me through a wall. You know that Ry Ry!

Ryan IQ: I was jok-Oh please don't start calling me that again! What kind of match do you want?

Trevor Mach: The bloodiest possible outcome. The Grindhouse!

Grind: Did you say something Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh no, not you.

Ryan IQ: Grindhouse?

Grind: What?

Ryan IQ: The rotating barbed wire cage? Is that the Grindhouse?

Grind: Guys, I'm right here. What about my house?

Trevor Mach: Yes, that's the Grindhouse.

Grind: Are we playing around here?

Ryan IQ: ...Fine. So be it. Trevor Mach will face Subculture ONE MORE TIME in the Grindhouse.

Grind: You guys can't do that in my house. It's not big enough!

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Streets of Saturn City

Trevor Mach and Hope Mach were walking down the street together...

Hope Mach: Dad, you really need to cut back on the smoking.

Trevor Mach: Oh, here it comes. I've been waiting for you to mention that.

Hope Mach: You've had one in your mouth all day.

Trevor Mach: You forget, these are Earth-2 cigarettes!

Hope Mach: Is that right? You sure you didn't run out of those?

Trevor Mach: ...Weeks ago. *sigh* I can't lie to you daughter.

Hope Mach: Dad, we got to buy you the patch, or at LEAST get you into vaping instead.

Trevor Mach: I vape...when I'm not smoking. *cough cough*

Hope Mach: ...Dad.

Trevor Mach: I'll TRY to cut down. I tell you though, I do stop whenever I'm fighting. Fighting is my anti-drug.

?: Is that right?!

Trevor Mach: Eh?

A large bald man, covered in tattoos, wearing a black leather jacket comes out of the nearby bar with a pool cue in hand.

Trevor Mach: Stand back Hope. I'm gonna go make a friend.

?: You looking for a fight?

Trevor Mach: Always. Who are you?

?: The name is Dan Feldman and I-

Trevor Mach: Wait, I don't care. You want to fight right?

Dan Feldman: I want that!

Trevor Mach: What, the bloody bandana?

Dan Feldman: I know what that is. They call you the King of Clash, and I want that!

Trevor Mach: Ha! I-

Hope Mach: You're not a wrestler, so you can't-

Trevor Mach: Hope, this is exactly what you wanted. *stomps out cigarette* See?

Hope Mach: Heh. Just be careful.

Trevor Mach: You know me daughter.

Hope Mach: That's what I'm afraid of.

Trevor Mach: You want this? Come and get it.

Dan Feldman: Gladly.

Feldman rushed Mach and tackled him into the wall. Trevor punched and elbowed his way out of it and let the fists fly. Feldman was much bigger, and took the punches easily, so Trevor grabbed him around the neck and jumped up to knee him in the face. Feldman backed away, but threw a huge punch that connected to Mach's ribs. He bent over, and Feldman broke the pool cue over his back. Trevor grabbed a trash can and beat Feldman with it until it was too dented to use. Feldman fell to his knees, with Mach hitting his Knee Trigger to end the street fight.

Hope Mach: Dad! Are you alright?

Trevor Mach: ...I didn't let him hit me in the face.

Hope Mach: Yeah, but the ribs?

Trevor Mach: ...Wasn't the best idea.

Trevor dabbed the blood off Feldman onto his bandana.

Hope Mach: ...All this blood worries me. He could be sick. Not blood tested like in Havok.

Trevor Mach: Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Hope Mach: We got to do something different about that.

Trevor Mach: Daughter, you sure do want to change a lot about me.

Hope Mach: ...I'm sorry Dad. I'm just worried about you .

Trevor Mach: I know kid, I know. I'm open to your ideas.

Hope Mach: Heh. Thanks Dad.

Trevor Mach: Love you kid. Let's get out of here.

As the two walked away, a man in the shadows walked up to Feldman.

?: Here is your money. You did exactly what I wanted. Just needed to see that he's for real about this, and he didn't disappoint.

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Havok Wrestling Alliance News Update

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Phil Swift of Wrestling, and I'm here to deliver an update on our brand new Havok Wrestling Alliance! While the other Renegades are getting some much needed recovery time this week, our World Champion made the rounds to a few of our new ally promotions, to elevate them, and to show that this World Champion is a REAL World Champion. He had matches in East Twoson Pro, West Twoson Pro, and 3'dPW. Here are those results...

HWA: East Twoson Pro
Twoson East Elementary, Twoson

1. Non-Title Singles: Firebrand X[Havok] beat Jim Johnson[E2P] via Fireslide -> Pin

HWA: West Twoson Pro
Twoson West Middle School, Twoson

1. Non-Title Singles: Firebrand X beat John Jimson[W2P] via Fireslide -> Pin

HWA: 3'dPW
Threed Circus, Threed
Twitch

Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Curry Man beat Zombie Bob/Zombie Rudy[x] via Fireslide -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: An impressive week for Firebrand X, but after the 3'dPW show...

Curry Man: Curry Man ICHIBAN, but you can be spicy too.

Firebrand X: ...Thanks. I-

Razorblade: SURPRISE!

Firebrand X: Eh?

Razorblade appeared and speared Firebrand X through the wall of the tent and into the side of the ring. He continued to batter away at his ribs, leaving Firebrand clutching them as Razorblade backed away laughing.

Amigo's House

The Weekend Wrecking Crew were busy doing what they do best...drinking and watching reruns of the Golden Girls...

Kinniku Mike: This is the life.

Amigo: Really? You really think this is the life?

Kinniku Mike: Shit no. This sucks.

Amigo: I don't know. Estelle Getty is looking fine.

Kinniku Mike: ....I bet she had strong tits.

Magnum PT: Do you two ever listen to yourselves? I'm bored. I wish I was back in Edo.

Kinniku Mike: Why aren't you in Edo?

Magnum PT: *sigh* I...might owe some money to the Yakuza. I MAY have slept with a Yakuza captain's girlfriend. I MAY have-

Amigo: We get it. You're a dead man. Maybe you should leave. I don't want that shit in my hou-

*knock knock*

Amigo: *sigh* Dammit PT. I'm answering that door.

Magnum PT: DON'T DO IT!

Amigo: ....I'm gonna do it.

Magnum PT: NO!

Amigo: Hello?

Stuart: Well look at this. The three of you look like you could use a change in your career path.

Ryan IQ's Office

Ryan IQ: Trevor, this isn't going to work. I keep telling you. That "rag" you got there is all bloody and disgusting. It's-

Trevor Mach: Let me stop you there. My daughter has told me I need to keep an open mind here, so I'm going. This has NOTHING to do with the fact that the rag is so caked in blood I can't even tie it around my arm anymore. What do you have in mind?

Ryan IQ: ...Title belt? Like everyone else?

Trevor Mach: ....

Ryan IQ: We etched the words to the belt with your blood?

Trevor Mach: I'LL TAKE IT! Give me that!

Ryan IQ: Oh! Well...this was easier than I thought it was going to be. Didn't you want to collect the blood of your enemies?

Trevor Mach: I recently learned about the dangers of blood born illnesses. *lights cigarette*

Ryan IQ: ...But you're not worried about that?

Trevor Mach: Nah.

Subculture: HEY! I heard you were here! Trying to back out of our match?!

Trevor Mach: No way douchebag, I'm getting a new title belt!

Subculture: The King of Clash title is a belt again? You're dropping that whole title just being a title thing?

Trevor Mach: Well...look at this rag. I mean...this looks a lot better.

Subculture: Can't tell you how glad I am to hear that. I really didn't want that cruddy rag when I beat you.

Trevor Mach: Nah man, I'm the King of Clash, the Wolf of Havok, the Bad Man. I've gotten bloodied up with you enough to know that you don't have what it takes to keep me down and out. I'm going to kick your ass one more time Subbie. The last time. Thanks for the belt Ry Ry.

Ryan IQ: *sigh* I'm not "Ry Ry".

Subculture: Hey! GET BACK HERE!

Ryan IQ: Oh no...he left the rag. I need a janitor in here now please!

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Threed Drug Store

Mono Tone Narrator: The Havok World Championship, the symbol of excellence in all of wrestling. It's Champion, Firebrand X is the man carrying the weight of it's legacy on his shoulders. We follow the champ as he carries out his duties, making the rounds of Havok's new territories and-

Firebrand X: Hey, why do I have to carry my bag and walk wherever I go? I don't mind shaking hands with the fans, but could you at least get me a rental? I'm dragging my suitcase around. For that matter, I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy.

Mono Tone Narrator: The World Champion is more than happy to perform in all capacities as Champion, and in no way questions or complains about his role.

Firebrand X: ...You suck.

Mono Tone Narrator: Firebrand X is signing autographs at the meet and great. A few lucky undead fans even got their Havok Brand Fly Honey Jars signed, even though Tack Angel was on the label. The Champ was willing, even if the sting of jealousy tinged a little.

Firebrand X: Are you kidding? I don't want my name or face on this jar. "Tack Angel's Signature Fly Honey Recipe"? What does that even entail precisely.

Mono Tone Narrator: The Champ vowed to one day unlock the secret recipe of Tack Angel's Fly Honey.

Firebrand X: I don't care that much.

Mono Tone Narrartor: The Champion had to be careful, as Razorblade was looming nearby.

Firebrand X: Finally, you do something useful.

Razorblade: What the fuck Narrator? Asshole!

Firebrand X: You going to try and jump me again?

Razorblade: How are the ribs? I hear I may have broken a few?

Firebrand X: Irrelevant. You want your ass handed to you? I can oblige no matter what.

Razorblade: I want to beat YOUR ass, turn your ribs to dust, and shatter that mask of yours. What happens when you can't hide behind it anymore? Most of all, I want the Havok World Championship.

Firebrand X: I don't hide behind this mask. I use it to let you know exactly what you have in store if you get in my way, and that's a whole world of pain. You want a title match? You've got it.

Razorblade: Your funeral.

Momo Tone Narrator: The Champion knew that it was worth it to die for the title. Plus, the funeral expenses would be covered by the company and-

Firebrand X: Shut up!

Ryan IQ's Office

Ryan IQ is signing forms when...

Mr. Pirkle: Ryan IQ, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

Ryan IQ: Pirkle. It's been a while.

Mr. Pirkle: I know you're new to this, but we had an understanding with Andonuts about the smaller promotions. Stuart tried to encourage us to do this very thing you're doing before the 7 Nation Army, but we didn't do it out of mutual respect. Born out of that respect, were supershows that made us both a LOT of money. Now, you have broken that respect.

Ryan IQ: This is war, and I want to win. I have a vision Pirkle. You do what you will with WBPW though, that's not my problem.

Mr. Pirkle: You want war?! Fine!

Ryan IQ: We ARE at war already! You air Xcite at the same time as Renegade Nation! It's the Whatever Night We're on Wars. Everyone knows about that. The War of Dimes, I believe they also call it....I don't know why.

Mr. Pirkle: We WILL draw ALL the dimes. WE just signed exclusivity with P+P, All Edo Pro, AND the recently returning promotion Fourside Wrestling! Come in boys!

Jelly Jiggler: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler.

Perfect Man: I'm BACK!

Katsuflex: ....No one remembers who I am.

Mr. Pirkle: So we have our own territories, and talent to draw from. This war just gotten taken to the next level!

Ryan IQ: ...Still want to do the Supershows?

Mr. Pirkle: Of course....money always supercedes grudges.

Ryan IQ: Hey...hey look...I just drew a dime on this napkin.

Mr. Pirkle: ...Yeah we're out of here.

Ryan IQ: No one can stay I can't draw dimes. I can draw at least THIS dime.

The Mach Residence

It was late at night, as the Machs lay in bed. A knock at the door awoke Trevor, who tried to sit up, but was pulled back down by the handcuff that had him locked to the headboard. Laughing to himself as he remembered his situation, he grabbed the key from around the sleeping M's neck and limped his way to the door.

Trevor Mach: Get locked out Ta-....YOU!

Derek Mach: Hello cousin. You look like shit.

Trevor Mach: Good to see you too Derek. Can I get you anything? Soda? Beer? The fuck are you doing in my house?

Derek Mach: ...I need your help.

Trevor Mach: You need MY help? Oh that's rich. Last time you asked for my help we almost crashed a space station INTO THE EARTH!

Derek Mach: ...

Trevor Mach: OH, and BEFORE THAT, you used Dougie to bring back GIYGAS!

Derek Mach: You don't have to remind me. Besides, I'm the not the only one who has gone the attempted genocide route.

Trevor Mach: That's not fair. We're not talking about me right now! We're criticizing you.

Derek Mach: We call it the Mach Curse, but it's our sins we have to live and die with.

Trevor Mach: You said it was fun to you?

Derek Mach: Maybe it was, but things change. People change. Priorities change. My priorities have changed a lot since I found out that I'm a father.

Trevor Mach: ...WHAAA?!

Derek Mach: I have a son, and he's in trouble. Someone has him, and they have threatened me. They told me to put the mask back on, become the Void, and dominate and destroy in WBPW. I have no idea why, but I've done it. It's driving me mad Trevor. I can't keep up their demands while wondering what is happening to my son. I need your son. Trevor....please.....please help me find my son.

Trevor Mach: ...Derek...look at my hand.

Derek Mach: It's shaking wildly. Are you nervous?

Trevor Mach: No, that's nerve damage. Look at THIS hand. Steady as a rock. I'm resolute motherfucker. Let's do this.
 

Saturn City Studio

A photographer was taking pictures of Trevor Mach and Rose Mulligan, as they were notable for having three titles a piece at the same time...

Trevor Mach: Are these for my personal collection?

Photographer: No sir, it's for Havok Magazine?

Trevor Mach: We have one of those? People still buy magazines?

Photographer: ...No...not really.

Rose Mulligan: Let's just get this shoot over with already. I got better things to do.

Trevor Mach: I'm sure nothing could be better than spending time with the brother in law right?

Rose Mulligan: ...You smell like your liver is trying to escape your body.

Trevor Mach: Haha, you're probably right. Was up all night looking for the kid Cade before coming here. Didn't really have time to-

Photographer: He's over there.

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Photographer: Yeah, we're getting pictures of him with his belt too. You walked right by him coming in. Look, he's even waving at you.

Trevor Mach: You assume I have my eyes open under these shades. I'm out of here. Hey Cade!

Cade: Trevor, it's good to see you again.

Trevor Mach: You too kid. Hey listen, we need to talk about your career choices, namely, agreeing to wrestling Tomo-kun.

Cade: I'm excited for the challenge.

Trevor Mach: HE'LL KILL YOU!

Cade: What?

Trevor Mach: You don't know this guy like I do. One time I saw him fighting a bear! Like, he went out into the woods to pick a fight with a bear, and when he WON, he took his food and ATE IT RAW!

Cade: Oh wow.

Trevor Mach: I once had to defend the World Championship against him. It's one of my few lucid memories because of just how hard this bastard battered me. The man has been wrestling with a separated shoulder for YEARS! I personally believe it's because it's too afraid to come back together!

Cade: Are you trying to warn me away from this?

Trevor Mach: I'm looking out for you kid. I don't want to tell you not to fight the guy, cause I'd be a hypocrite...more than usual. I want you to get your head around what you have to do to survive...not win...survive.

Cade: Wow...you're NOT telling me to back down?

Trevor Mach: You got to fight your own battles. Just don't underestimate him alright?

Cade: I appreciate it. Thank you Trevor.

Trevor Mach: See? I can dole out the good advice. You know your mentor Ness? He and I were good buddies. I used to tell him stuff too.

Cade: Really? He doesn't say much, but Paula has nothing but bad things to say about you.

Trevor Mach: Heh-wait what?

Cade: She said to me that I should never listen to you. You were a drag on Ness, and you're poison to anyone you come in contact with.

Trevor Mach: I-

Cade: You constantly shove yourself into anything and everything, and that included the women's locker room.

Trevor Mach: But-

Cade: And that you were a narcissist sociopath of the highest order, and your "dumb ass awareness" of it, and tongue and cheek deflection just made it worse, and-

Trevor Mach: Hey! I got it!

Cade: I'm sorry! I was just repeating what she said. I don't think that.

Trevor Mach: It's fine...it's fine. I'll teach her *lights cigarette* that I'm not such a bad influence after all...and maybe get a fruit basket...and a card? I feel emotionally wounded. I have to go hit things. Want to come with?

The Angel Residence