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The Mach Residence
Trevor Mach was laying in bed, drinking from a bottle and looking out the window at the neon sign across the street. Lady M's walked in, wearing little other than Trevor's leather jacket.
Lady M's: Think we over did it this time?
Trevor Mach: No, it's not a party unless you got my blood on your teeth.
Lady M's: Pass me some of that would ya?
Trevor Mach: You look stressed out Lady.
Lady M's: The fucking Skull & Bones. I thought I left that behind me. I thought I was done with all that shit. All my dealings with them in and out of the ring. I chased down a lead with Aly Smash, and your cousin hasn't heard anything either. I don't know who they are.
Trevor Mach: You're living bait. You want to draw them out, just show up and call them out.
Lady M's: You'd let your wife use herself as bait?
Trevor Mach: I'm more worried about what you'd do to them.
Lady M's: And that's why we work. You get me.
Trevor Mach: *lights cigarette* I got my own problems. This shit with Subculture. The 87's are scattered again so-
Lady M's: It doesn't hurt to have someone to have your back, no matter where they come from.
Trevor Mach: We've spent months trying to kill each other, and now I'm letting him watch my back. The funny thing is, it works. Hell, it could be the best tag team combination since the Bad Dudes. Speaking of which, I see Tack Angel packing a lot of boxes down there. You have any idea what the hell is going on?
The Angel Residence
Tack Angel grabbed a box and handed it off to a mover. A mostly naked Trevor Mach stormed over from his apartment.
Trevor Mach: What the hell bro?!
Tack Angel: Please, put some clothes on.
Trevor Mach: Don't change the subject! You're fucking moving?!
Tack Angel: I have to man. I just have to. I'm getting tired of the nonsense here. After the place got riddled with bullets, I decided I had to get out of here.
Trevor Mach: And you didn't tell me?
Tack Angel: You know why.
Trevor Mach: You're damn right! I'd stop you! We're Bad Dudes AND neighbors. It's awesome!
Tack Angel: Things have to change sometimes.
Trevor Mach: Alright buddy alright. Fine. I get it. I understand. I guess! Shit is messed up, so you got to keep the family safe. That I can understand. Where are you going though?
Forest outside of Saturn City
The Star Mobile pulls up to a house designed with Edo architecture in mind, with a large pond nearby. Waiting outside of the house is...
Tack Angel: Dad, it's been a long time. Amy, I want you to meet my father Wayne Angel.
Wayne Angel: Please, call me Dad. Yes son, it's been too long. This is my first time getting to see my grandchildren OR my daughter in law.
Tack Angel: Dad, I didn't know where to find you.
Wayne Angel: I've...been around, but trust me son, I always knew you could take care of yourself.
Tack Angel: I know, but still...Ness at least had a phone for a Dad.
Wayne Angel: I'm here now, and you are very welcome here. This is YOUR house. I've already signed over the deed. I want this to be the place you raise your children. I just hope your old man can stick around to help raise them.
Tack Angel: Dad...of course.
Wayne Angel: It's a big place, and that's lucky considering you already have a guest.
Tack Angel: Eh?
Trevor Mach: Pops Angel, you're out of bee- oh hi Angels!
Tack Angel: Trevor?! How did you-
Trevor Mach: Find Pops? We've been hanging out for awhile! Apparently, whenever I come over his favorite sports teams win, so I'm like a lucky charm. I didn't know you were moving here. That's hilarious!
Tack Angel: Yes....truly funny.
Wayne Angel: Also Tack, I don't want to judge, but your "other wife" is already here.
Tack Angel: WHAT?!
Iroha: My Senpai! I have found you! Wayne-sama was so gracious to give me a room! I'm very excited to become the new Star Princess.
Amy Angel: Tack, I-
Tack Angel: I have no idea what's going on here Amy I promise and-
Amy Angel: It's fine. After all we've been through...what's some forced polygamy.
Tack Angel: AMY!
Amy Angel: I'm kidding! By the way, I agreed to fight her with you on the line, because I'm sick of of this shit. Don't worry, I won't lose.
Tack Angel: .....NAAAAANIIIIIIII!!!!!
Havok: Renegade World -January 4th Super Show-
Renegade Area, Saturn City
Renegade Television
1. Debut 3-Way: Harte Faust vs. Vjhearson Volgoth vs. Raymond Furstwood
2. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu vs. Severide/Takuma Tsurusi
3. Havok Trios Championship: Jackson Kain(c)/Degrees(c)/Jeff Andonuts(c) vs. Troy/Camilo Ortega/Magnum PT
4. Clash Rules Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Bashin Dan
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Subculture(c) vs. Mudslide/Maniac
6. Havok World #1 Contender Grudge Match: Firebrand X vs. Sal Paradise
7. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Rose Mulligan(c)/Lady M's(c) vs. Hope Mach/Christina Angel
8. Havok World Championship: Razorblade(c) vs. Tack Angel
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7 Nation Army Locker Room
The army were celebrating their big win from the end of the year, with Razorblade playing the big moment over and over again as he polished the belt. On a bench nearby, Subculture was taping his fists up. Maniac approached.
Maniac: Hey. Just the asshole I want to talk to.
Subculture: ...Maniac.
Maniac: You've got a lot of balls walking in here like everything is A-OK. You fucked me over again.
Subculture: Excuse me?
Maniac: You heard me. First, it was the Supremacy, and now you're doing it again. Aligned yourself with that human garbage Mach against us?
Subculture: I do what I have to do to hold onto this. This is my World Tag Team Championship. You were on the other side of that ring, and for the record, I wasn't the one that put you down. That bruise on your face looks like a knee indent to me.
Maniac: Funny. Really funny. I've KILLED PEOPLE, and yet YOU think you can talk to me like this and not get CUT!?
Subculture: Talk is cheap Maniac. I've heard you make your threats, but you could never back it up. That's why I'm a former World Champion. That's why Razorblade is the current World Champion. Where is your World Championship Maniac?
Maniac: YOU SON OF A-
Stuart: Temper temper gentlemen. Remember, we're all on the same team here. We're going to start the year off in a big way.
Subculture: I hope so. It'd be a shame if Maniac and Razorblade failed and I succeeded wouldn't it?
Razorblade: Hey! What did I do?!
Stuart: A plan for everything Subculture. I always have a plan.
Parking Lot
Sal Paradise was getting his bag out of the trunk. When he shut the trunk, Firebrand X was standing there.
Sal Paradise: HOLY SHIT! What are you doing sneaking up on me like that?!
Firebrand X: .....
Sal Paradise: Hey, listen X or MAX or whoever I'm talking to right now. That was not my fault! You losing the title, wasn't part of any plan. I called it as I saw it, I'm not the BEST ref if I'm being honest with myself, but I tried my best. I didn't even want to do that! I accepted cause it was my way to get a Last Clash pay day when I didn't get the title shot. That's all there was to that.
Firebrand X: .....
Sal Paradise: You think I'm with the 7 Nation Army don't you? That's what you're thinking. Couldn't trust old Sal before, why trust him now? I'm the People's Choice Firebrand, and if you can't trust me at least they should be able to, and they wouldn't want a screwy finish like that, so why would I take part in it? Look, I don't need to convince you of anything. You want to blame me and not yourself? That's fine. Keep your head in the clouds, and I'll beat you later tonight. I'm fine with that. I told you, one way or the other, I was the next obstacle in your path, but this one you're not getting around. Hope you can handle starting your year off with a loss.
As Sal Paradise walked away a car pulled up. Firebrand X stepped out of it and made his way to where Sal was standing. The other Firebrand X was no where to be seen...
Havok: Renegade World -January 4th Super Show-
Renegade Area, Saturn City
Renegade Television
1. Debut 3-Way: Vjhearson Golvoth beat Harte Faust[x] and Raymond Furstwood via Running Powerslam -> Pin
2. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Takumi Inui[o]/Dragon Shiryu beat Severide/Takuma Tsurugi[x] via Crimson Smash -> Pin
3. Havok Trios Championship: Troy[o]/Camilo Ortega/Magnum PT beat Jackson Kain(c)/Degrees(c)/Jeff Andonuts(c)[x] via Punt Kick -> Pin -> NEW Havok Trios Champions!
4. Clash Rules Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Bashin Dan via TKO
5. Battle for Star Prince!: Iroha vs. Amy Angel ended in a Time Limit Draw -> Oops Polygamy!
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Subculture(c)[o] beat Mudslide[x]/Maniac via Jumping KO Punch x STO -> Pin -> Title Defense!
7. Havok World #1 Contender Grudge Match: Firebrand X vs. Sal Paradise ended in a No Contest
8. Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Hope Mach[o]/Christina Angel beat Rose Mulligan(c)/Lady M's(c)[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> NEW Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions!
9. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel beat Razorblade(c) via WRIST CLUTCH Constellation Driver -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!
-The show opened with the new blood of 2018, as the giant viking Vjhearson Golvoth, decimated his competition in Raymond Furstwood and Harte Faust. Golvoth tossed Raymond out of the ring early, where he was caught by Dr. Furstwood, who didn't exactly want him to go back in. The crowd seemed impressed that a 10 year old would attack the biggest man in the ring. Harte Faust fared better, peppering Golvoth his fists, but Golvoth lifted him up for the Running Powerslam and pinned him for the win.
-Crimson Dragon were up next in tag action against the reunited Last Sunrise, now that Tsurugi was cleared to to compete again. A great showing for both teams, as they made the case for who should be next in line for a title shot, but the fan favorite team won out after Takumi beat Takuma via Crimson Smash.
-The Trios Championship was on the line, as Metal Havok took on the 7 Nation Army, who are on a title hunt right now, and brought out big guns in Troy, Ortega, and...well Troy and Ortega. Actually, this was also the best showing for PT in the 7NA so far. The fan favorite team had just beat the Sharks at the end of the year, but it left the still rusty Jeff Andonuts injured, which slowed the momentum of this reformed team. That injury was the Achilles heel for Metal Havok, as Ortega hit the STO on Jeff, and Troy tagged in for the Punt Kick and the pin. The 7NA claimed the Havok Trios Championships.
-Clash Rules returned after Mach and Subculture turned the title scene into Death Match chaos for the last half of 2017, as the Renegade Captain Bashin Dan took on Kinniku Mike. Mike was looking to reestablish his singles presence in 2018, and this was a good way to showcase his skills. Dan, try as he might, couldn't seem to knock the big guy down. Mike blasted him with hard punches, something he's not done much in the past, and knocked Dan down. To Dan's credit, the kid kept getting back up. Unfortunately for him though, three knockdowns equals a TKO in Clash Rules, giving Kinniku Mike the victory. Kinniku Mike will be next to challenge the King of Clash Trevor Mach.
-The next match, would be the first oddball match for Havok in 2018, as Amy Angel, yes Amy Angel, would step into the ring to face Iroha, with the marriage of the Star Prince apparently on the line. This match would have a special 15 minute time limit and-
Tack Angel: Oh no.
Trevor Mach: What?
Tack Angel: Did you not just hear the ring announcer out there? 15 minute time limit!
Trevor Mach: Yeah? So?
Tack Angel: Whenever they make sure you know the time limit that normally means something is going to happen!
Trevor Mach: Heh, that'd be funny!
Tack Angel: ...I need to get out there!
-Iroha and Amy had a strange match, with Amy using her limited in ring skill to try and hold off the very persistent Iroha. With Tack on the line, the two ladies were motivated, but they just didn't work fast enough to seal the deal. TIME LIMIT DRAW! What did this mean given the stipulations? Ryan IQ appeared on the screen...
Ryan IQ: Well, this is very interesting indeed. These two women DID in fact sign a legally binding contract that would affect who Tack Angel might end up with. I know, it's weird, we put anything on the line in wrestling. I wasn't expecting this outcome. Well Tack, I hope you're hardcore, because you're taking them both.
Tack Angel: NANIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
-The Tag Team Championship match saw the champions Trevor Mach and Subculture taking on 7NA members Maniac and Mudslide. The match put Subculture against his own teammates specifically, and many wondered if his loyalty to the Army would overrule the team with Mach. Maniac seemed more interested in getting his hands on Subculture in this match, and that helped squash any doubt as to what Subculture was going to do. He belted Maniac, who backed out of the ring and tagged in Mudslide. Mach was a surprising team player and laid on his knees, for Subculture to jump off of and hit a jumping KO Punch and the STO for the pin on Mudslide. The World Tag Team Champions retained, and bumped belts together after the match in a sign of solidarity.
-Sal Paradise and Firebrand X engaged in a bitter grudge match for the right to challenge the Havok World Champion. Firebrand X may or may not believe that Sal Paradise was involved in his loss, but Sal certainly thinks he thinks that after an imposter stoked the flames. MISUNDERSTANDINGS! Both men threw heavy hands and hard finishers, but it looked like Firebrand X was about to win as he lifted Sal for the Fire Slide. This brought out the 7 Nation Army, who attacked both men and lead to a No Contest! This didn't help things, as while they did hit Sal, they also saved him from a loss.
-The Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship match was a family affair, as Hope Mach and Christina Angel challenged Hope's Mom and Aunt for the belts. Hope and Christina promised a big new year and tougher resolve. This was shown by Christina, who had just been jumped days prior and still limped her way to the ring. Back and forth action with no sign of the Skull & Bones. Lady M's looked to have the match won as she lined up Hope for the Rolling M's, but Hope countered with a Rolling M's of her own. The crowd went wild as their elbows connected. Even M's was too impressed, and caught off guard as Hope lifted M's for the Olympic Slam and pinned her for the win. Hope Mach and Christina Angel, the NEW Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions! After the match, M's embraced her daughter, as she and Rose lifted up the arms of the new champs. This prompted the sounds of motorcycles, as three women in leather drove onto the stage and looked down at the four in the ring. The one in the middle pointed to M's and made the cut throat gesture before dropping a bag and driving away. M's walked up to the bag and opened it up to see pictures of a beaten Aly Smash.
-Main event time, as new Havok World Champion Razorblade was challenged by the 1-in-101 guys Ace, the Star Prince Tack Angel. Tack was rocked by...earlier results, but snapped himself out of it, and into war mode, as his NEW theme song began to play. On the screen, the words "Star Prince Forever Season 2" appeared...
-Razorblade was on cloud 9, but further up was the Star Prince, on form, and fired up to reclaim the title, pushed with the incentive of hurting Stuart, and taking back a win after the loss at Last Clash 2017. Razorblade brought out the heavy guns, but Tack endured and lifted the champ for the WRIST CLUTCH!!! Constellation Driver for the pin. 1-2-3! WOW! NEW HAVOK WORLD CHAMPION! Tack Angel was champion once again! Razorblade was shocked and livid, as Tack Angel once again flew to the top of Havok. HOWEVER, the title celebration, which involved both Amy AND Iroha coming out to celebrate and fight over Tack, ended quickly as the theme music for CP Munk hit. The VBW Champion made his entrance and pointed down from the stage at Tack Angel and the Havok World Championship...
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Bad Dudes Bar
Trevor Mach is drinking at the bar when he's joined by Subculture.
Trevor Mach: The Street Dog! To what do I owe the honor?
Subculture: The honor? How about a thank you?
Trevor Mach: For what exactly?
Subculture: You could have gotten killed in that ring last night. If I had chosen to betray you.
Trevor Mach: Meh. I knew you wouldn't. The title means too much to you.
Subculture: Looks like you've got it figured out.
Trevor Mach: Here, have a drink.
Subculture: Thanks.
Trevor Mach: Glad you're giving the incredible dick gimmick a rest.
Subculture: *sigh* I only do what I have to to be the best.
Trevor Mach: You're a dumbass if you believe that. When you're not focusing on all that bullshit, you're one of the best, not Trevor Mach good, but pretty good.
Subculture: Heh, is that right? Well Mach, when you get your head in the game and actually care about the titles you're carrying, you're one of the best, not Subculture good, but pretty good.
Trevor Mach: We make a fucking good tag team if I can be honest.
Subculture: You might be the biggest asshole I've ever met, but you got a point. Want to make this official? Team name?
Trevor Mach: No...but here...I was holding onto this for you.
Trevor Mach passes Subculture a black leather jacket.
Subculture: Oh is that right? You want me to dress up like you?
Trevor Mach: Hey, I'm compromising here. Look.
Trevor revealed that he had his fists wrapped in green tape.
Subculture: Ha! Now we're getting somewhere.
Trevor Mach: Wait...I think...I think I just got an idea.
Subculture: Oh shit. Go ahead I guess.
Trevor Mach: Back to team names. I got one.
Subculture: I thought you didn't want one.
Trevor Mach: Well that's when I thought you had a name idea. Mine is better.
Subculture: You didn't even hear my idea!
Trevor Mach: Fine. Both of us on three. 1-2-3!
Subculture and Trevor Mach: Knockout Bombers!
Trevor Mach: WHOA!
Subculture: The hell?!
Trevor Mach: Did that just happen?!
Subculture: Yep!
Trevor Mach: So that's the name then?!
Subculture: Yep!
Trevor Mach: Well alright then. I'm out of here. I've had too much to drink if I'm on the same wavelength as you.
Subculture: Fine. I'm going too.
Trevor Mach: Hey wait. Pay for your drink.
Subculture: I thought that was on the house.
Trevor Mach: This is a business, not a charity bro.
Subculture: *sigh* Still a dick!
Trevor Mach: Always Subbie.
The NEW Angel House
Out in the country, Tack is trying to chop wood in a field. He takes in a breath of fresh air and smiles. The sound of bickering in the background turns his attention to Amy and Iroha arguing about the result of their match. Tack tries to laugh it off, knowing that it at least couldn't get worse. Suddenly, a woman appears out of the bushes and lands on Tack.
Tack Angel: Whoa! Miss are you alr-TRACY!?
Tracy: TACK! I finally found you!
Tack Angel: Are you alright?! What's wrong!?
Tracy: Tack....TAKE ME BACK!
Tack Angel: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
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The NEW Angel House
Tack Angel had taken Tracy inside to talk about her surprise return...
Tack Angel: Tracy, what is this all about?
Tracy: Tack, I love you! I've always loved you!
Tack Angel: Even when you hated me and you were a lesbian?
Tracy: That was a phase! I was trying to find what I really wanted in life, and I've realized that is YOU! Remember that time at the ski lodge?
Tack Angel: Good times! I punched out the ol "V" Card hehehe, but but but those days are over Tracy. We had them, but they're gone now. I have a wife, and some other weird stuff going on right now. Plus, Tack Angel has changed since you knew him. Tack Angel has become the Star Prince!
Tracy: You're third person Star Prince banter just makes me want you more!
Tack Angel: IT DOES?! OH NO! I'm supposed to be a role model for children! Could it be I'm a model for fujoshis as well?!
Tracy: Tack, please take me back!
Tack Angel: Tracy I- wait...what is that? Something on the ground. Is that-let me bend down and pick it up. Yeah, that's a ring! What is-
Amy Angel: TACK!!?
Iroha: SENPAI?!
Tack Angel looked to find himself kneeling in front of a blushing Tracy with ring in hand.
Tack Angel: Wait...what is-OH NO!
Tracy: YES! TACK! YES!
Tack Angel: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Saturn City Streets
Sal Paradise was walking down the street with a snack in hand...
Sal Paradise: I love little Edo! It's been too long since I've had Taiyaki, and this is the only place outside of Edo itself that can...uh...tai...a...yaki. It's great. Do I start at the head or the tail? Maybe the middle? Why? Because some men just want to watch the world burn. Yes Camera Lakitu, I'm talking to you. You want a bite? What? What are you looking at behind m-
Sal was suddenly clobbered by a lead pipe, held by a man in a black hoodie and Firebrand mask. He took off the mask to reveal....ANOTHER FIREBRAND MASK! Wait, what does that mean?
Havok Training Center
Trevor and Subculture were training in the ring, trying to come up with a tag finisher, using a heavily padded Retro Hippie as the target.
Trevor Mach: No, you're doing it wrong again bro! *lights cigarette* I HAVE to go first!
Subculture: The hell are you talking about!? I hit the KO Punch and then-
Trevor Mach: And then what?! I stand there for 5 minutes and wait for the knee? It's bullshit!
Subculture: Bullshit?! How is it bullshit!? I-
Retro Hippie: Guys? Maybe-
Trevor Mach and Subculture: SHUT UP!
Trevor hit Hippie with a Double Knee Facebreaker, that propelled him back up into a KO Punch from Subculture. Hippie was down for the count.
Subculture: Well what do you know?
Trevor Mach: I told you! I-
Maniac: Look at the two pals just chumming it up.
Trevor Mach: Damn Maniac! You little ninja man, sneaking up on us and shit.
Subculture: The hell do you want Maniac?
Maniac: I'm giving you a warning. You've hurt Stuart. You earned his trust and respect and now you're siding with the "Big Bad Wolf"? The guy you spent months trying to put on the shelf? All because you want to be a World Champion? You're pathetic.
Subculture: You're pathetic messanger boy. I thought you were some big bad killer from Anahauc, and that's why you got into the Supremacy, but you're all hype and no substance. I've been World Champion and Razorblade was World Champion, but I don't see World Champion on your resume.
Trevor Mach: It's like you're the Jannetty!
Subculture: Hey, you're right! He's the Jannetty!
Maniac: I don't even know what that mea-STOP LAUGHING! I'm keeping my calm and doing this favor to Stuart for a reason. I am all the bad things you think I am Subbie. I'm a killer. I'm a monster. When I'm let loose, you'd be impressed and terrified at the same time, and I'm pretty close to snapping. However, if I'm STILL taking orders, you should be worried about that. Worried about something worse than me. You go down this road, and you won't survive the storm.
Trevor Mach: Maniac, look at us, the KO Bombers. We ARE the fucking storm bitch!
Maniac: Oh is that right?! You're going to call me a bitch! I'm going to get in this and-OOF!
Maniac tripped over the unconcious Hippie.
Subculture: I see why you keep the Hippie around now.
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Havok News Update
Tommy Dukes: Hey Renegades, it's me, the Lamont Sanford of Wrestling, Tommy Dukes! What did I mean by that? Well, I'm certainly not in black face. It's more like comparison of our jobs. I'm salvaging through all the news and updates that flow through this place, and I'm trying to show you the very best. I would say the treasure among the trash, but I don't want to get beat up. This allegory is getting away from me. So, it's 2018, and like the beginning of every new year, we will be having a New Year Rising, and we'll be joined by WBPW this year. We know that the NEW Havok World Champion Tack Angel will be making a defense, we just don't know against who yet, though it's obvious who the 7 Nation Army are angling for. We'll also see the newly named Knockout Bombers defend the Havok World Tag Team Championships against Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu. We do have the full card for Renegade Nation in Saturn City this week. The new recruits will be teaming up against the 7 Nation Army in an opening Trios match, Trevor Mach will be defended the King of Clash Championship against Kinniku Mike, and Tracy will be making her Havok return against a mystery opponent. All of this and much more on Renegade Nation.
Havok: Renegade Nation
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television
1. Trios: Vjhearson Golvoth/Harte Faust/Raymond Furstwood vs. Mudslide/Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
2. Singles: Subculture vs. Dragon Shiryu
3. Lady Renegades Trios: Hope Mach/Christina Angel/Iroha vs. Momo Miyuki/Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II
4. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
5. Lady Renegades Return: Tracy vs. ?
6. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Sal Paradise/Firebrand X/Bashin Dan vs. Razorblade/Troy/Camilo Ortega/Magnum PT
Havok x WBPW: New Year Rising 2018
Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television/ENN
1. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[Havok]/Subculture(c)[Havok] vs. Takumi Inui[Havok]/Dragon Shiryu[Havok]
2. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. ?
Saturn City Alleyway
Firebrand X was making his way down an alley...
Firebrand X: ...I don't know why you're looking at me like that Camera Lakitu. I don't have anything to eat for you. The mouth hole isn't big enough for food on this mask.
Tommy Dukes: Firebrand! Firebrand!
Firebrand X: Eh?
Tommy Dukes: *huff puff* I found you! It's not easy tracking you all down!
Firebrand X: I wasn't aware I was being tracked down. What do you want?
Tommy Dukes: I want to know why?
Firebrand X: Why what?
Tommy Dukes: Why did you attack Sal?
Firebrand X: Why did I what? I think you-
Tommy Dukes: FIREBRAND LOOK OUT!
Firebrand X was hit in the back with a bat by a man in a hoodie and a...uh...cat mask. It was obviously Sal Paradise.
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Hallway of Renegade Area
Sal Paradise was stretching, when Firebrand X walked in...
Sal Paradise: ...Sup.
Firebrand X: Sup?
Sal Paradise: Hi? Hello?
Firebrand X: Just playing games huh?
Sal Paradise: What? Did something happen? I don't know anything about it.
Firebrand X: You attacked me.
Sal Paradise: You attacked me first! You thought I cost you the title and took it out on me.
Firebrand X: I did no such thing. I never attacked you, but I'm thinking about it right now.
Sal Paradise: Is that right? Do it! Go for it X! I wanted no part of a fight with you. We were cool, but if you're going to do this, I'm not going to stop you. If you want to fight, I'll fight.
Firebrand X: ...You're being mislead.
Sal Paradise: And so are. I didn't cost you the title.
Firebrand X: I have my doubts.
Sal Paradise: And so do I.
Firebrand X: So...we're at an impasse?
Sal Paradise: Something else you're wrong about Firebrand. Assuming I know what that word means.
Firebrand X: *sigh*
Lady Renegades Locker Room
A video was playing of footage from SPARKLE on a television in the locker room. Rose was watching it off and to the side...
Lady M's: Right there. They fucking kidnapped Heather Mach, beat her, humiliated her, and chained her in that room for days. You see what they're capable of?
Rose Mulligan: ...I can't see a thing.
Lady M's: Well you're standing off the side like a dumb ass. Come around here!
Rose Mulligan: Alright fine. Whoa! They allowed that on television?
Lady M's: Well it's usually blurred. This was the uncut footage.
Rose Mulligan: She practically naked! Why....why do you have this?
Lady M's: ...
Rose Mulligan: Never mind.
Lady M's: I got a probl-
Rose Mulligan: I said never mind!
Hope Mach: Mom, what did you-WHOA! Why is Aunt Heather-
Lady M's: TURN IT OFF! No reason! Don't worry about it! What do you want!?
Hope Mach: You told me to bring Christina and Iroha!
Lady M's: Right. right. So, the Skull & Bones are back, and they are not to be taken lightly. Don't fuck around here, and think you can handle them on your own. If you hear or see them coming. Get ready. Do you hear me!?
Hope Mach: You got it.
Christina Angel: We won't let you down, and we won't let them beat us. Let's go ladies!
Iroha: I will do this for my new husband Star Prince!
Rose Mulligan: New husband?
Lady M's: You need to get caught up on all that Tack Angel shit. It's hilarious!
7 Nation Army Locker Room
Stuart: Razorblade...are we going to have a problem here? I didn't lose the title....you did.
Razorblade: Heh...no problems here. I got it then, and I'll get it again. You do your thing Stu. You're the boss eh?
Stuart: Love the attitude Razor. Now then, go out there and win tonight. The opposing team should be properly...destabilized. Now, onto you. Razorblade is one of my top men, but instead of letting him reclaim the title, I'm giving you this shot. I'm giving you the chance you've waited for for years. The all consuming thought that's been nagging at you and driving you mad. I give you this gift and you give me loyalty...and results. What do you say?
CP Munk: I say it's Munkening Time.
Stuart: .....
CP Munk: Yes, I'm in, and I will bring you Angel's head on platter.
Maniac: Hey Razor, is that an actual giant chipmunk or a guy in a suit?
Razorblade: ...I have no idea.
Havok: Renegade Nation
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television
1. Trios: Vjhearson Golvoth[o]/Harte Faust/Raymond Furstwood vs. Mudslide/Severide[x]/Takuma Tsurugi via Release Powerbomb -> Pin
2. Singles: Subculture beat Dragon Shiryu via KO Punch -> STO -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Trios: Hope Mach/Christina Angel[o]/Iroha beat Momo Miyuki/Dulce Reina[x]/Demon Masaki II via Angel Driver -> Pin
4. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c) beat Kinniku Mike via TKO -> Title Defense!
5. Lady Renegades Return: S&B Masked Woman beat Tracy via Curb Stomp -> Pin
6. 8-Man Tag: Razorblade/Troy/Camilo Ortega[o]/Magnum PT beat Tack Angel/Sal Paradise/Firebrand X/Bashin Dan[x] via STO Bomber -> Pin
-The show opened with a shocker, as the new comers Vjhearson Golvoth, Harte Faust, and 10-year-old Raymond Furstwood, managed to defeat a contingent of the 7 Nation Army! Faust and Furstwood basically let Golvoth do all the damage. The jacked and imposing viking laid waste to Last Sunrise, leading to an intense stare down with Mudslide. Two big figures standing tall. Mudslide was looked a little caught off guard to see someone his size staring him down. The stare down opened up Golvoth to an attack by Severide, as he turned Golvoth for a big punch to the jaw, but Golvoth took it, laughed, and lifted Severide for a Release Powerbomb and the pin. Big win for the newcomer, who is 2-0 so far. Raymond Furstwood treated the victory like it was all his.
-Subculture took on Dragon Shiryu in singles action, a strikefest prelude to the World Tag Team Championship match at New Year Rising. Shiryu is still one of the best of the new rising talent, but no matter how good you are, a KO Punch from the Green Bomber will serve as the great equalizer. Shiryu was rocked by the punch, and it threw off his Rozan Shoryu-Ha, allowing Subculture to duck it and hit the STO Bomber for the pin.
-Lady Renegades Trios action, saw Hope, Christina, and Iroha defeat an uncoordinated and frustrated Momo Miyuki, Dulce Reina, and Demon Masaki II. The team was already about to split before the match, but the big defeat here, lead to Momo walking away and Dulce Reina attacking Demon Masaki II, effectively ending the group. After the match the fan favorites celebrated, but the cheers were silenced when the sounds of motorcycles filled the arena once again.
-Trevor Mach put the King of Clash title on the line against Kinniku Mike, in the first title defense in a while that wouldn't involve bombs or blades or streetfights. Kinniku Mike was trying to reestablish himself as a singles competitor, and this would be an indicator of how ready he was. Mike had the power to take Mach down, and seemed to want to get that TKO, but Mach was faster, and while he couldn't use the knee to score the knockout blow, he did manage to get Mike off of his feet 3 times, leading to the TKO. Trevor Mach, still the King of Clash.
-Tracy was back in Havok, due to personal reasons that are too weird to get into here, and her first match back was set to be against a mystery opponent. The music played for Kelly Steele, but she was seen laid out in the back. Instead a woman on a motorcycle rolled in. She kept a black mask on and was clad in all leather. She stepped into the ring to face Tracy instead. The WBPW defector was at the top of her game, dominating the proceedings and almost hitting the TikTak, but then the mystery woman stopped playing possum and fought back, brawling with Tracy and smashing her head against the exposed turnbuckle, busting her open. The bloody Tracy was hit with the Curb Stomp before the pin and the win. The woman began to cut Tracy's hair, until Lady M's and Rose Mulligan ran out to make the save. Star Prince Tack Angel came out early to check on Tracy, who got the wrong idea and embraced a panicking Tack.
-The main event saw the Star Prince lead Sal Paradise, Firebrand X, and Bashin Dan against Razorblade, Troy, Camilo Ortega, and Magnum PT. Obviously, Sal and Firebrand were at odds, and with that chaos, the 7 Nation Army managed to dominate. Razorblade threw Dan around the ring, going for the pin after an Exploder. 1-2-Kickout! Razor was shocked by the kickout. Troy tagged himself in and hit a running big boot on the Renegade Captain. 1-2-Kickout! Still, the young Captain survived. Ortega tagged in and put Dan out of his misery with the STO Bomber for the pin and the win for the 7 Nation Army. Tack tried to save Dan, and Sal and Firebrand finally got into the game to help as well, leading to a big brawl. The familiar theme of CP Munk played as he rushed down to the ring to get into Star Prince's face. The crowd in the ring parted as they stared off to end the show.
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Limo
Stuart was riding around Saturn City, making calls on his phone. He happened to notice Magnum PT looked very concerned sitting across from him.
Stuart: *on the cell* Hey, I'm going to have to call you back. Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry, I'll make sure they all know. You got it. Bye. PT? You're looking troubled.
Magnum PT: Really? How could you tell?
Stuart: Magnum please, I pay attention to these details. I've never seen your mustache so droopy.
Magnum PT: Oh...right. I'm just having a bit of a crisis right now.
Stuart: I know what your problem is. You don't remember who you're a spy for anymore do you?
Magnum PT: You knew?
Stuart: You've been scribbling "Am I a traitor?" over and over on your arm there. Listen to me Magnum. You are a soldier, a valuable soldier in the 7 Nation Army. Alright? Remember that.
Magnum PT: Right. Right. But...why did I turn on Eagleland?
Stuart: Because Eagleland turned on you.
Magnum PT: It did?
Stuart: Yes.
Magnum PT: Oh. Alright.
Stuart: Heh. I wish more of you were this compla-loyal.
Magnum PT: These colors don't run boss. I mean...the old ones apparently did...and I didn't think they could...but these ones...not so much. I'm totally in the 7 Nation Army.
Stuart: Glad to hear it PT. I was just on the phone with another Renegade looking to make the jump officially.
Magnum PT: Who is it?
Stuart: You know who it is PT. Remember?
Magnum PT: ...No! WHO AM I-
Stuart: Wait! Wait! I didn't tell you yet. That's on me. That's on me.
Magnum PT: Oh...oh...alright then.
Stuart: It's-
Jackson Kain's House
Degrees and Jeff Andonuts got out of a taxi cab in front of a very large, and very expensive looking home, complete with a golden Jackson Kain water fountain...
Degrees: ...Did you know he lived in a place like this?
Jeff Andonuts: I assumed it would be nice. He is a movie star after all. Still, that begs the question...
Degrees: Why did he make us take a cheap cab?
Jeff Andonuts: Exactly.
Jackson Kain: My friends! Welcome to Casa de Kain! Come on in! How was the trip over?
Degrees: Fine, but then demoralizing on second viewing. What's up?
Jackson Kain: I wanted to show you guys something! Follow me the garage!
Jeff Andonuts: Where is the garage? I didn't see one outside.
Jackson Kain: Secret sub-basement! We have to take the elevator!
Degrees: Of course we do.
The trio got into an elevator, that activated when Kain lifted the head on a statue of himself and pushed a button. The elevator took them to a garage full of fancy cars.
Degrees: You showing us your car collection? That's not really our hobby or anything. Medical and Science Doctors here remember?
Jackson Kain: I actually didn't. Thank you for reminding me. No, as the new Red of our team Metal Havok, I wanted to show you guys something that's really going to tie us together and motivate us to win back the Trios Championships.
Jeff Andonuts: What is....oh...sweet science.
A three seater motorcycle was parked in front of them. The center seat red, and the ones on the sides black and yellow respectively. "Metal Havok" adorned the sides.
Degrees: Wow. It's....it's something.
Jeff Andonuts: Motorcycles terrify me.....but but but this looks safe! Totally safe.
Jackson Kain: ...You guys...ARE going to hop on aren't you? Look, I even got you helmets made!
Degrees: Uh...sure.
Jeff Andonuts: Why not?
Jeff and Degrees put on their helmets and hesitantly sat in their seats.
Jeff Andonuts: I'm sure this is going to be fine. In fact, thank you for the show of solidarity Jackson. We're glad you're back with us. It was worth it to return to the ring.
Degrees: Yeah man. So how long have you been riding? I bet you learned from your action movies yeah?
Jackson Kain: What? Oh no. My stunt double did the riding! This will be a first for me.
Degrees: WHAT?! WHAT?!
Jeff Andonuts: ABORT!
It was too late, as a ramp appeared that lead to the outside. Kain floored it and the vehicle rushed up and out into the air...
10 Minutes Later...
The EMTs and Firefighters were still puzzled at how the motorcycle managed to get up into the tree. Luckily, the driver was alright, but Degrees and Andonuts asked to be taken in for a full check up.
Therapist Office
A therapist in Saturn City, Dr. Steinbaum was making her way to her office...
Dr. Steinbaum: Whoa, you see that weather out there Katherine? Do I have any phone calls? Where is my appointment list. Katherine? Kath?
Dr. Steinbaum looked around the desk to see her receptionist out cold on the floor.
Dr. Steinbaum: ...Did you drink decaf again? Kath?
?: She's clocked out.
Steinbaum slowly peered into her dark office. A figure is sitting in one of the chairs...
Dr. Steinbaum: ...Do you have an appointment?
?: ...Does it matter?
Dr. Steinbaum: I only help people if I'm getting paid.
?: How thoughtful. How about I let you leave this office alive?
Dr. Steinbaum: ...Sounds fair. You are a fair...uh...lady?
?: Sit down.
Dr. Steinbaum: Yes. Right. Of course. So, what brings you in here today?
?: I've been looking back on a lot of the things I've done in my life, and I think maybe one or two of those things might have crossed a line.
Dr. Steinbaum: Not counting this?
?: No...this was fun.
Dr. Steinbaum: You COULD go see a Priest. I wouldn't...but you could.
?: I don't need forgiveness. I don't give a shit about that. I need to make sense of shit. Years back, I took a turn for the dark. I founded a group, and that group....they did terrible things to people. I loved it. I loved every second of it. It felt good. Things changed though, and now they're back. They're back and I'm on the outside looking in. In this group, I attacked my husband's cousin, chained her up, and humiliated her. In this group, I tricked my daughter, and put her through the wringer. I crossed a line, and I left the group. I put it behind me. I chalked it up to never ending side effects of once being the host of a chaotic alien creature.
Dr. Steinbaum: Wait what?
?: But in reality, it's probably just all me. I'm just a villain.
Dr. Steinbaum: Wait, go back.
?: I've tried to make amends and fix things, but I have to admit, I miss the thrill of it. They all act like I'm forgiven, like it never even happened in fact. I could so easily just...slip back into the role. I-
Dr. Steinbaum: You ARE feeling guilt, or else you would just do it.
?: No, I don't give a fuck. I've made that very clear. I even have a book out titled "I Don't Give a Fuck", and the follow up "I STILL Don't Give a Fuck".
Dr. Steinbaum: Huh...I don't think I read those.
?: So as you see, how could I give a fuck? Huh? Huh?!
Dr. Steinbaum: You're shedding a tear.
?: A tear? Damn you tear, I thought I rid my body of those years ago!
Dr. Steinbaum: So I feel like you should embrace the feelings of guilt, and do your best to free yourself of that burden. Let it go, forgive yourself, and do what your heart tells you is right.
?: My heart huh? Last time I listened to that, I kissed a man I threw through a wall. Years later....here we are. *sigh* Fine. I'll do it. I'll do it. Thanks.
Dr. Steinbaum: You...uh..leaving now?
?: Sure. Just one more thing. I told you you'd leave here alive, but not conscious.
Dr. Steinbaum: Kath...cancel my...oh right.
87's Locker Room
Retro Hippie backed out of the room, as smoke billowed out with him...
Retro Hippie: *cough cough* Yikes! I can't breathe! Why is that the rest of the world is kicking the habit, and he starts smoking enough to make up for it? I wish he'd get with the times and jump on board the vape train.
At that moment he ran into a large imposing figure...
Retro Hippie: Oh crud! Listen big guy, I'm sorry about that and-
Mudslide: Vapetrain.
Retro Hippie: Eh?
Mudslide: ...I like that. I'm the Vapetrain.
Retro Hippie: ...Sure pal...whatever you want. *shurgs*
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The NEW Angel House
Christina Angel puttered to the house on a crappy scooter...
Christina Angel: ...It's gas efficient...remember the efficiency. Dad? Dad, are you here? We have GOT to talk!
Christina walked into the living room to see a lot of renovations...
Christina Angel: Dad? Are you...uh...making yourself at home?
Tack Angel: You bet! I'm making the place feel more like home. What? Your Dad can renovate! I'm a "Tack" of all trades! AHAHA-
Christina Angel: We need to talk about this Harem situation Dad!
Tack Angel: Oh cracker doodles. Look, I have NOTHING to do with that. They're working it out!
Christina looked outside to see the women arguing outside.
Christina Angel: Huh. Looks REALLY successful. Dad, you have to put a stop to this.
Tack Angel: They won't listen to me!
Christina Angel: Grandpa, talk to him.
Wayne Angel: Frankly, I'm proud of him Christina. He really got himself out there, and made a lot of women realize what a special little man my son is. Your mother would be proud too....if she were with us right now.
Tack Angel: Dang it Dad, she's off gambling, she's not dead. You got to word that differently.
Wayne Angel: Oh right...sorry. By the way, since you're up on that ladder, would you please hang this up on the wall?
Tack Angel: A horseshoe?
Wayne Angel: Yes, from my beloved horse. I wish it were still here.
Tack Angel: ...It's with Mom! They're NOT dead!
Wayne Angel: I just miss them so much!
Tack Angel: Oh for crying out loud.
Christina Angel: Dad...
Tack Angel: Listen my little Starlight. The Star Prince is a righteous, moral man. I would NEVER engage in any harem antics that I didn't run by your mother first....I mean at all. I love her very much. I will figure out how to deal with these other two.
Christina Angel: Three.
Tack Angel: What?
Christina Angel: ...There are three of them out there with Mom now.
Tack Angel: ....NAAAAAANIIIIIII!!!!
Christina Angel: Yep, that's who it is.
Tack Angel: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHA-
Tack nearly dropped the horseshoe, but grabbed it right before it hit Christina in the head...
Tack Angel: Wow...that-
Christina Angel: Dad, don't do it!
Tack Angel: THAT was lucky! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Five Guys Arena, Fiville
A press conference was held in Fiville, hyping up the New Year Rising event that was quickly approaching. The Havok x WBPW Supershow had an updated card and some big announcements...
Ryan IQ: Like I said, I'd rather have the troops on the same page, but wrestling is a competitive sport, and two of my guys are not seeing eye to eye right now. I'll let them settle it. It'll be a great match. Come on up here guys.
Sal Paradise: Hey, let's not get hasty here. I'm not the one that's been jumping me. I mean how could that be me? I'm the one getting jumped, so I couldn't be doing it! Firebrand, you got a problem with me, and that's fine, but blaming me for your title loss has REALLY been bugging me. Can't shake it, not till I beat you.
Firebrand X: I never attacked you. You're falling for the imposter in a mask bit. Look, you can very easily buy replica masks right over there at that booth. They look the same as mine. I would never attack from behind. If I had an issue, I'd stare you down. I don't know if you're with the 7 Nation Army or not, but something has been started here, and it's going to end in the ring. Whoever wins...whoever loses...we finish it there. Do you hear me?
Sal Paradise: ...Barely behind the mask, but yeah..."imposter mask bit" huh? Make me sound like I'm a dummy.
Firebrand X: Did I hurt your feelings?
Sal Paradise: NO! I'm just...disappointed.
Retro Hippie: Come on Sal, let's get you a big ol' soft pretzel.
Sal Paradise: Yeah...that WOULD cheer me up.
Next up, the KO Bombers came up to make their match against Takumi and Shiryu official. Of course they traded some banter first...
Takumi Inui: You know what I hate? Interference. I'd hate it if Subculture wasn't being entirely honest with us and the 7 Nation Army decided to get involved.
Trevor Mach: You know what I hate? In sitcoms during certain episodes a character will show an interest in a hobby out of nowhere, and then it's NEVER referenced again outside of that episode. That's garbage writing, and I personally won't stand for it.
Subculture: Inui, you've got nothing to worry about. I'll knock your block off by myself. This team, whether we like it or not.
Trevor Mach: Not.
Subculture: Is the best thing going right now. No one hits harder. We're going to go into this on the same page and...hey wait...what's that?
Trevor Mach: What?
Subculture: Your fists. Where's the green tape?
Trevor Mach: Eh?
Subculture: You're wearing fingerless gloves. I thought we were both wearing the green tape.
Trevor Mach: Well yeah...that ONE day.
Subculture: Wait a minute...I've been wearing this damn jacket all week, and you just wore the tape for one day?!
Trevor Mach: I didn't want to look stupid!
Subculture: Stupid?! What the hell do you-
Dragon Shiryu: It seems you're not on the same page after all. Chaos will be your downfall.
Trevor Mach: Never! Chaos is home for me baby. *lights cigarette* Listen, I've got respect for you two, which is more than I can say for SOME people!
Subculture: You son of a-
Trevor Mach: I never said I was talking about you! I probably WAS, but still. Anyways, you two are far and away the absolute best...which makes it all the more baffling and mysterious that we're STILL somehow that much better.
Subculture: Better than the best? It doesn't make sense, but it describes me perfectly.
Trevor Mach: Better than the ABSOLUTE best Subbie.
Subculture: How are we so good?
Trevor Mach: It scares me sometimes you know?
Takumi Inui: Enough talk. Let's sign the contract and have the show stealing match everyone knows is going to happen.
Subculture: Now that I can get behind.
Ryan IQ: That's what I'm talking about! A great feud centered around being the best tag team. THAT is what is going to illustrate our desire to elevate the World Tag Team Championships to S Rank status! It's like a homage to classic tag rivalries of the past!
Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well make like the H in homage and be fucking silent Ry-Q, cause this ain't one of those. It's no homage, and it's no mirage. Best tag teams ever making your classics look like trash compared to the new hotness!
Kinniku Mike was pleasantly surprised to find out a challenge he threw down was answered...
Kinniku Mike: Wait seriously?
Mr. Pirkle: Seriously. Ness here heard your challenge, and he's more than willing to put the Grand Championship on the line against you.
Kinniku Mike: My Strong Tits are pleased, but what's the catch?
Mr. Pirkle: No catch...Ness just really wanted to give you a shot, and he never backs down from a-
Kinniku Mike: Paula did it didn't she?
Mr. Pirkle: Huh?
Kinniku Mike: Last Supershow we met in the hallway, and she got me talking about my feelings and shit, and how much it hurt when Momo left and she felt sorry for me. That's what's happening isn't it? Ness, don't you lie to me!
Ness: ...*nod*
Kinniku Mike: Damn! Well fine...I'm...gonna do it anyways! Uuuuu!
The big finale came with the contract signing between Tack Angel and CP Munk for the Havok World Championship at New Year Rising. The stakes were made even more well done with the announcement that the VBW Insane Pain Championship was also on the line...
Tack Angel: Munk, I just want to say, I'm REALLY happy that you're back in the big leagues. You're a good friend, and-
CP Munk: You're joking right?
Tack Angel: Eh?
CP Munk: Look at me! Look at what I've been through! The pain and torment I've had to live with for YEARS! BECAUSE OF YOU!
Tack Angel: But-
CP Munk: BUT NOTHING! I was ALWAYS the better between us! I trusted you as a partner, and a mentor for my nephew Cherub Kid, but you snaked your way into MY SPOT! MY DESTINY! THEN, you tossed Cherub aside like trash!
Tack Angel: That doesn't sound like me at all Munk. I think you're mistaken.
CP Munk: You act all happy to see me again, but deep down you've been fearing this moment, when the past would come back to haunt you, and to strike you down! The 7 Nation Army opened the door to your end "Star Prince". By the way, what a stupid STUPID gimmick!
Tack Angel: Hey! That's not nice at all. I never said a word when we were the Journey tag team, and that was the worst gimmick I ever had.
CP Munk: THAT WAS THE HIGH POINT OF MY CAREER YOU BASTARD!
Tack Angel: I'm sorry! I didn't-
Ryan IQ: By the way, I'm totally capitalizing on this while I have the chance. Next Renegade Nation, ahead of this title for title showdown, we're going see....for ONE NIGHT ONLY, the reunion of Journey!
Tack Angel and CP Munk: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Havok: Renegade Nation
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television
1. Singles: Vapetrain vs. Benjamin
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. ?
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Christina Angel vs. Murasaki
4. Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Takumi Inui
5. One Night Only! Journey Reunion!: Tack Angel/CP Munk vs. Firebrand X/Sal Paradise
Havok x WBPW: New Year Rising 2018
Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television/ENN
1. Havok Trios Championship: Troy(c)[Havok]/Camilo Ortega(c)[Havok]/Magnum PT(c)[Havok] vs. Bashin Dan[Havok]/Benjamin[Havok]/Slam Master Jam[Havok]
2. Singles: Sal Paradise[Havok] vs. Firebrand X[Havok]
3. Havok Television Championship: Cade(c)[WBPW] vs. Grind[Havok]
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach©[Havok]/Subculture©[Havok] vs. Takumi Inui[Havok]/Dragon Shiryu[Havok]
5. Women's Double Championship: Rose Mulligan(c)[Havok] vs. Paula[WBPW]
6. WBPW Grand Championship: Ness(c)[WBPW] vs. Kinniku Mike[Havok]
7. Havok World Championship/VBW Insane Pain Championship: Tack Angel©[Havok] vs. CP Munk(c)[Havok/VBW]
Offline
Mansion in Saturn City
An expansive and expensive mansion played host to a party held by Stuart. Socialites, celebrities, and benefactors all gathered for the proceedings...
Maniac: This party sucks Stuart.
Stuart: It's not really your kind of thing. That's why I didn't exactly invite you. It's more of a black tie thing.
Maniac: I don't own one of those, but I've strangled someone to death with one.
Stuart: ...That will do. You should go to the bar and stay there. Glue yourself to it. Don't kill the guests.
Maniac: No promises.
CP Munk: Not really my kind of thing either. Why did you invite me here?
Stuart: To give you a taste of the finer things Munk. You've been overlooked for too long and-
CP Munk: I know you're just using me to push buttons on Tack, and that's fine. I don't like the guy either.
Stuart: On the contrary Munk, you have a gift, and many talents that have not been properly showcased. I'm something of a fan. That other title you have, you earned that and defended that many times under the radar. These people need to see your skills on a larger scale. When you defeat Tack Angel, you'll be recognized as truly the best.
CP Munk: ...Still think you're just talking me up, but I like what I'm hearing. I'm going to head over to the bar and drink away my dread at this whole "Journey reunion" I've been roped into.
Stuart: I'm sure it'll be fine. Munk? Eh, he's gone. Now, YOU are who I've been waiting to talk to...
The crowd grew silent as a woman in all biker leather and a mask walked up to Stuart.
Masked S&B: So what did you think?
Stuart: It was a remarkable job. You definitely planted seeds, and showed me what you're made of. I wish to make this a more permanent alliance. The Skull & Bones part of the 7 Nation Army.
Masked S&B: We do what is best for us, and what's going to let us make some money and humiliate little bitch would be wrestlers. Your offer covers it. We're in.
Stuart: I could not be more delighted. I have to make some arrangements for you in regards to the next phase. We have integrated into Havok and split the roster into a Civil War, but the true battlefield is elsewhere. Tell me, how do you feel about traveling to Edo?
BEHIND THE WRESTLING: JOURNEY
Narrator: Tag team wrestling has always been an exciting alternative to the one on one matches, 3-way matches, ladder matches, cage matches, exploding c-it's a staple of wrestling, and no tag team has been more famous than the legendary Journey group. For a brief period of time, the wrestling world felt the tag might of these two incredible individuals. Two wrestlers that were friends, and competed well together, but it wasn't until a little divine intervention that the spark exploded and changed wrestling forever...
Swift: I tagged with Tack on and off, but it wasn't until he teamed with CP Munk that I could TRULY laugh at his predicament. >:C
Kinniku Mike: The style, and the look of these guys, they inspired me to cultivate my strong tits. Uuuuuu!
Retro Hippie: I was competing at the time. Yep, it was like right around that time I beat Trevor Mach for a title. You remember that? It really takes me back to when my life was good and had meaning. *sigh* I'm sorry, what about Journey?
Narrator: Tack Angel, an 8-bit man, and CP Munk, a Chipmunk man, joined forces to take push themselves to new heights. A chance encounter changed everything...
Rishin Fliger: I finded them sooo booorrings, so I snapped my fingers and made them legendaries.
Narrator: Join us now as we look back on this amazing team, and check in on them now, just before their big one night reunion on Behind the Wrestling.
CP Munk's Appartment
CP Munk: Listen! I told you people I want NO part of this! It's stupid! Tack Angel took the ball, and then he kicked me down to the gutter! I was the fast rising star! I came in from VBW, blew up in popularity, propped up that 8-bit, black belt, LOSER, and look where it got me. Until recently, I was struggling just to make it back to Havok! I was back in VBW, where people appreciate me by the way! Nothing but respect for them! Tack became a multi-time World Champion, he's married, he's got children, and NOW he's got a damn harem! Me? I live in a one room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley! GET OUT!
The NEW Angel Home
Tack Angel: Alright ladies, we need to get this settled! I am married to Amy Angel, and NOT to you gals!
Iroha: My lord senpai Star Prince, we had an arrangement Amy and I!
Amy Angel: She's right Tack. You know me, when a contract is made, I have to fulfill it.
Tack Angel: I know, it's one of your most endearing features. But still, I love you and-
Tracy: I LOVE YOU TACK! I need you back! Besides, your Dad has already given me a room!
Tack Angel: DAD?! DAD WHY?!
Wayne Angel: Angels always give a helping hand and-
Tack Angel: Dad, I don't need help holding hands with women! I hold hands with my wife all the time! Look, I-IROHA DON'T SNEAK YOUR HAND IN THERE!
Wayne Angel: I'm sorry, but I also gave her a room too.
Tack Angel: Yeah...what's up with you Nani? I don't think we've EVER associated before. How is it possible that you're here, trying to win the Tack Bowl?
Nani: In my clan, a warrior woman must choose a husband she deems worthy. I did not know who I was going to pursue, but then I saw you calling out for me so many times and I knew.
Tack Angel: What?! What?! Wait...NO...No no no, that's not it! That's not what I meant! I was speaking another langu-
Nani: Relax, I'm merely joking.
Tack Angel: Oh...oh thank Go-
Nani: I knew right away before that that you would make a suitable mate.
Tack Angel: Oh garfunkles! Hey...what is that camera doing here? Journey retrospective?! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!!
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Lady Renegades Locker Room
Christina Angel was seen trying to fight off Demon Masaki, Dulce Reina, and Momo Miyuki...
Christina Angel: What the heck and a half?! I thought you three were done!
Momo Miyuki: Those biker bitches are going to tear this place apart. Gotta figure out who your friends are. Before they do that, we're going to get our hits in first!
Christina Angel: Come on then! I'll take you on myself!
Iroha: You won't have to my child!
Tracy: We have your back Christina!
Nani: Yes, we will assist you in this fight.
Momo Miyuki: Hold it! We have an opportunity here. You four want a fight? We're more than happy to oblige you. We just need our fourth.
Murasaki: You have it. Only, you four better stay out of my way. You're trying to interfere in my progress, you're lucky I don't end you too.
Momo Miyuki: That's fine. That's fine! Haha, great even! You can join us...the...Miyuki Army!
Iroha: Miyuki Army huh? Well WE ARE....TACK'S ANGELS!
Nani: Tack's Angels.
Tracy: Tack's Angels!
Christina Angel: Tack's Angels? Wait! You're all trying to replace my Mom!
Havok: Renegade Nation
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Renegade Television
1. Singles: Vapetrain beat Benjamin via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Magnum PT via Muscle Buster -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades 8-Woman Tag: Christina Angel/Iroha/Tracy[o]/Nani vs. Murasaki/Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II/Momo Miyuki[x] via TikTak -> Pin
4. Non-Title Singles: Takumi Inui beat Trevor Mach via DQ
5. One Night Only! Journey Reunion!: Firebrand X[o]/Sal Paradise beat Tack Angel[x]/CP Munk via Fireslide -> Pin
-The newly renamed Vapetrain made quick work of Benjamin, who tried to spear Vape but bounced right off. New name, new look, same dick fat hanging out of the tights, as the Vapernaught clobbered Benjamin with the Top Rope Splash.
-Kinniku Mike faced a mystery opponent heading into the singles match that turned out to be Magnum PT. With Severide and Takuma Tsurugi on the outside, Mike seemed to be a man alone against his former Wrecking Crew partner. Bashin Dan and Slam Master Jam came out to help keep Last Sunrise at bay, and Mike won the match following a Muscle Buster.
-A singles match turned into an 8-on-8 battle between the so called Miyuki Army and Tack's Angels. An all out showcase for the Lady Renegades, with this serving as a return for Nani, and a better match for Tracy than her debut. Murasaki was looking dominant on her team, but the other three were bickering too much, and that opened up Miyuki for the TikTak and pin from Tracy.
-Trevor Mach and Takumi Inui faced off in a non-title singles match ahead of the World Tag Team Championship match coming up at New Year Rising. Shiryu came out from Takumi, but it took Subculture a while before he came out seemingly begrudgingly. A hard hitting dream match scenario, but the punches and kicks got out of hand, as Mach forgot that he wasn't in a Clash match, and got himself DQ'd with all the knees to Takumi in the corner. After the match Shiryu got into Mach's face, questioning his motivations, but Mach flipped him off and tried walking away. Shiryu tried throwing a punch, but Subculture jumped in and pushed the Dragon away. Both teams stared off.
Backstage
Trevor Mach marched to the back only to be stopped by Subculture.
Subculture: Yo, what the hell was that?!
Trevor Mach: What are you talking about?!
Subculture: You! Look at you! You looked pissed, like someone pissed in your cornflakes! You're red in the face and sweating profusely!
Trevor Mach: I'm a Celtic alcoholic! This is my default setting!
Subculture: No, something is up with you! Picking a fight like that? I love a good fight, and I say fuck the rules too, but I need to know what I'm dealing with here before we put the titles on the line.
Trevor Mach: You want to know?! YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW!?
Subculture: YES!
Trevor Mach: Alright fine...it's Journey.
Subculture: Journey?
Trevor Mach: *sigh* We're trying to be the best tag team around and now we have to compete with JOURNEY?! I was always jealous I didn't think of it first! *sigh* I'm so pissed!
Subculture: Trevor...I think that's a one night thing. Trevor? Trevor, you doofus, get the hell back here!
The next match was too epic for words. This monumental return requires....something more.
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Havok Training Center
Raymond Furstwood and his Grandfather were making their way towards the training center...
Dr. Furstwood: Raymond! R-Raymond, stop for a second I need to talk to you.
Raymond Furstwood: What is it Gramps?
Dr. Furstwood: I'm worried about you participating in this Rumble Raymond. It's all wrong for you Raymond! I mean, you're 10 years old! You're just a kid!
Raymond Furstwood: Don't call me that Grandpa!
Dr. Furstwood: Alright, well what do you want me to call you?
Raymond Furstwood: Just call me...your Grandson.
Dr. Furstwood: ...Ok my "Grandson". Tell me Grandson, why you think getting in the ring with that giant viking man is a good idea!
Raymond Furstwood: I'm not afraid of that "Giant". Grandpa, it's the power of youth that will overcome.
Dr. Furstwood: Power of youth! Yes, I believe in the power of youth. You're right. You can do it.
Raymond Furstwood: Thanks Grandpa, I-
Swift: >:C Hold it. You ain't getting in here. >:C
Dr. Furstwood: Wait. Wait, it's alright. Listen...uh...Jacob was it? Jacob, my Grandson works for this company and-
Raymond Furstwood: Listen here, "tough guy", I may look like a kid, but I'm a Renegade, and if you got a problem with that I-
Dr. Furstwood: W-w-w-wait! Listen, he's just really excited sir, please don't-
Swift: >:C
Dr. Furstwood: Jacob no! Raymond run!
Swift: POOOOUNCE!
Dr. Furstwood: RAYMOND MY HIP!
Havok x WBPW: New Year Rising 2018
Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television/ENN
0. Havok vs. WBPW Rumble: Jackson Kain[Havok] vs. Akinan[WBPW] vs. Degrees[Havok] vs. Snakebite[WBPW] vs. Captain Strong[WBPW] vs. Vjhearson Golvoth[Havok] vs. Harte Faust[Havok] vs. Vapetrain[Havok] vs. Raymond Furstwood[Havok] vs. Razorblade[Havok]
1. Havok Trios Championship: Troy(c)[Havok]/Camilo Ortega(c)[Havok]/Magnum PT(c)[Havok] vs. Bashin Dan[Havok]/Benjamin[Havok]/Slam Master Jam[Havok]
2. Singles: Sal Paradise[Havok] vs. Firebrand X[Havok]
3. Havok Television Championship: Cade(c)[WBPW] vs. Grind[Havok]
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach©[Havok]/Subculture©[Havok] vs. Takumi Inui[Havok]/Dragon Shiryu[Havok]
5. Women's Double Championship: Rose Mulligan(c)[Havok] vs. Paula[WBPW]
6. WBPW Grand Championship: Ness(c)[WBPW] vs. Kinniku Mike[Havok]
7. Havok World Championship/VBW Insane Pain Championship: Tack Angel©[Havok] vs. CP Munk(c)[Havok/VBW]
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Limo
A man is watching Havok from his limousine...
?: Well, this is certainly interesting. *pulls out cell phone* Hey, it's me. Yeah, have you been watching this stuff lately? Ha! The 7 Nation Army eh? I like their touch, but I'm thinking we could do it better. Well yeah, I've heard the kid's got a "carefully crafted plan", but when there is money to be made and opportunity to be had, you know how I like to get involved. Are you in? I'm glad to hear it. I'll pick you up and then we'll get to it. Get to what? The recruitment drive of course. Hehe, yes I'm bringing the limo, and the champagne is on ice.
East Twoson Pro Office
Two figures walk out of the small building, displeased with their paychecks...
Saxon: This sucks! You see how much they paid us?
Novus: At least they remembered we were two different people this month. Remember last month?
Saxon: I do, and I'm just as shocked as you. We look TOTALLY different!
Novus: Yeah...I'm like...a few inches taller....AND I part my hair differently.
Saxon: *sigh* ....We're the same person aren't we?
Novus: Pretty much.
?: That doesn't have to be a bad thing.
Saxon: Huh?
?: A tag team should be able to anticipate each other like a well oiled machine. I saw the makings of that with you two before you lost your way. TaskForce...or is it Eagleland Males these day?
Novus: Just Saxon and Novus right now.
?: I have a better idea, and a better use of your talents, and I promise the price is right.
Saxon: ...We're interested.
Novus: VERY!
?: I thought you might be.
Doctor's Office
Doctor: Sir, I understand your anger...well maybe not...I don't think I've ever seen that much anger, but that's why you were supposed to return home, so Doctor's could get a better look at you there! I mean, I get that you want to be cleared, but the procedures required are very expensive, and your employer was only willing to cover them if you went back home and recuperated! Oh, please don't kill me!
?: Wait. I'll cover the bill.
Doctor: What? Oh thank you so much! You just saved my life!
?: I was more interested in buying the services of this beast here. We DO have an understanding yes? I mean, I don't see anyone else here willing to help pay, and I can promise you so much more. YOu in?
Ishihiro Tomo: ....*nods*
?: Good. Get him ring ready. The sooner the better.
Summer Alleyway
A bearded Amigo was sleeping under several newspapers...
?: Wow, what happened to you?
Amigo: Huh?! You! How did you find me?
?: It wasn't easy, especially for someone not wanting to be found. Last I heard you were in Edo, and about to do some World Tour Travelogue.
Amigo: Yeah, that blew up in my face. Tried to get back to my roots, but I blew the entire budget on food, packed 20lbs, lost my passport and plane ticket, and JUST got back to Eagleland! The film crew ABANDONED me there! Plus, I lost at the Dome. I can't catch a break.
?: It's been quite the ride for the World Warrior huh? You went from talking appliances to obesity.
Amigo: ...I'm not THAT big am I?
?: No, but you smell like booze and homelessness. It's time you get a taste for the finer things in life.
Amigo: Hey, now I'm not the biggest fan of my fellow Renegades right now, but I ain't 7NA either.
?: We're the new variable, and we pay better.
Amigo: ...
?: We can discuss this at the all you can eat buffe-
Amigo: I'M IN!
?: Wonderful. Follow me, we'll meet up with the others who are getting suited up right now.
Amigo: Others?
Summers Suit Shop
?: You all look much better.
Saxon, Novus, Tomo, and Amigo all came out behind curtains dressed in custom suits and shades.
Saxon: I feel inferior standing next to Tomo here.
Novus: We all feel that way.
Amigo: I feel like a million bucks. How you paying for all of this?
Another man in a suit stepped forward.
Little Mac: BlertCoin gentlemen. I got some wise financial advice from our other member here.
Master Lu: Seems like it worked out for all of us.
Little Mac: My friends, raise a glass and let's toast to our grand returns. We're back, and just like before...Greed is Good.
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Havok x WBPW: New Year Rising 2018
Five Guys Arena, Fiville
Renegade Television/ENN
0. Havok vs. WBPW Rumble: Jackson Kain[Havok] vs. Akinan[WBPW] vs. Degrees[Havok] vs. Snakebite[WBPW] vs. Captain Strong[WBPW] vs. Vjhearson Golvoth[Havok] vs. Harte Faust[Havok] vs. Vapetrain[Havok] vs. Raymond Furstwood[Havok] vs. Razorblade[Havok] Winner: Akinan[WBPW]
1. Havok Trios Championship: Troy(c)[Havok]/Camilo Ortega(c)[o][Havok]/Magnum PT(c)[Havok] beat Bashin Dan[Havok]/Benjamin[Havok][x]/Slam Master Jam[Havok] via STO Bomber -> Pin -> Title Defense!
2. Singles: Sal Paradise[Havok] beat Firebrand X[Havok] via Kokoro-ni-Hirate -> Submission
3. Havok Television Championship: Cade(c)[WBPW] beat Grind[Havok] via DDT -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach©[Havok]/Subculture©[Havok][o] beat Takumi Inui[Havok]/Dragon Shiryu[Havok][x] via KO Punch -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. Women's Double Championship: Paula[WBPW] beat Rose Mulligan(c)[Havok] via Northern Lights Suplex -> Pin -> NEW Women's Double Champion!
6. WBPW Grand Championship: Ness(c)[WBPW] beat Kinniku Mike[Havok] via PK Brainbuster -> Pin -> Title Defense!
7. Havok World Championship/VBW Insane Pain Championship: CP Munk(c)[Havok/VBW] beat Tack Angel©[Havok] via GO 2 BED -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!
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Tommy Dukes: ....I got nothing. I have no comparison to make right now. I'm Tommy Dukes, and CP Munk is your new Havok World Champion. That's right, the Chipmunk Man or Guy in a Chipmunk suit, has returned from obscurity to cleanly defeat...CLEANLY DEFEAT....Star Prince. The Prince of Stars. The 1 out of 100 guys ACE! The 7 Nation Army...they invested in Munk...and that shit paid off...CLEARLY! I mean WOW! SO many people lost money on this! I LOST MONEY ON THIS! I'M NOT GETTING THAT BACK! Obviously, the 7 Nation Army are pleased...
7 Nation Army Locker Room
Stuart: Guys, I want to propose a toast to CP Munk, the face of our 7 Nation Army, and new Havok World Champion. Truly the Best in the World!
CP Munk: *sniff* ...This....this for the YEARS of HELL I had to go through to get here! I DESERVE THIS! BEST IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Maniac: The guy in the suit actually beat Tack, which you couldn't do.
Razorblade: DON'T REMIND ME! DAMMIT!
Star Lair Locker Room
Tack Angel: ...
Amy Angel: Tack. Sweetheart, I know this had to be tough for you, losing and all, but don't let it get you down.
Tack Angel: Down? My friend succeeded! He achieved his dream! I'm so happy for him!
Amy Angel: Really?
Iroha: Our senpai husband is a true champion, unafraid of defeat, and able to see the bright side in everything.
Tracy: Quite frankly, it just makes me want you more.
Iroha: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
Nani: Even though you lost, my clan will not allow me to marry a Chipmunk, so I can remain with you my beloved.
Tack Angel: Thanks ladies, but I'm going to be juuuuuuuuuuust fine!
Christina Angel: Dad, what are you going to do now?
Tack Angel: What do you mean?
Christina Angel: Grandpa's been renovating all that land to make space for...well all of those women over there. The expenses are enormous! He could only afford it when you were making the Champion's Bonus!
Tack Angel: .....oh no.
Lady Renegades Locker Room
Rose Mulligan is shaking as she lowers her head under the shower, letting the cool water wash away the blood.
Lady M's: Hey, you in here? Damn, that Paula bitch always hit hard, but I wasn't expecting her to throw you for a loop like that. I was looking out for the S&Bs during the match, and I find out you lost clean without them. Shocked to say the least.
Rose Mulligan: They were here...earlier.
Lady M's: What?
Rose Mulligan: On my way out they jumped me.
Lady M's: I never saw them enter the building.
Rose Mulligan: I think...I think they were already here.
Lady M's: Well shit.
Rose Mulligan: Funny...I didn't see you "looking for them" at all.
Lady M's: ...What are you implying Rose?
Rose Mulligan: Nothing...not a thing...just...give me time alone.
Lady M's: ...You think I had a part in this?!
Rose Mulligan: ...*sigh*...No. I trust you.
Lady M's: That makes you the biggest fool of all if you think you can trust me. Still...this wasn't on me.
Rose Mulligan: Yeah, but you just told me not to trust you.
Lady M's: Well...well you....alright so NO I didn't do it....now don't trust me AFTER I said that. K?
Rose Mulligan: K.
Lady M's: Right. You know a Lakitu is filming you naked right now.
Rose Mulligan: ...Too sore to care.
Lady M's: Hang on, I'll get it. COME HERE YOU BITCH!
Outside of Five Guys Arena
Firebrand X was looking at his mask when...
Sal Paradise: Hey, I want to talk to you.
Firebrand X: Here to gloat Paradise?
Sal Paradise: No way, that match rocked, and we both kicked ass. The most important thing is that neither of us cheated either. I think you were right. Someone else was wearing that mask, meaning I attacked you when you didn't do anything. So...I'm sooo...sooor...I'm sor....
Firebrand X: It's fine. I got it. Don't worry about it. Enjoy this win, because it won't happen again.
Sal Paradise: Yeah right. I think it'll happen whenever I want. Like for instance, I know that rumor is a match is going to take place to determine who will face the Star Prince for the right to challenge that guy in a Chipmunk Suit.
Firebrand X: ...I thought he was a real Chipmunk Man.
Sal Paradise: Yeah...I don't really know. Well, I'm throwing my hat into that match.
Firebrand X: Then so am I.
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu!! So am I! I'm so pissed! I can't believe I lost AGAIN! I CAN'T KEEP LOSING! I REFUSE TO LOSE ANYMORE! THESE STRONG TITS DEMAND A WIN! I WILL GIVE IT TO THEM!
Sal Paradise: Now see, he thinks his tits are like two different other people.
Firebrand X: I think it's a metaphor.
Grind: I want in too! I ALSO lost, but if Mike can get into this, then so can I!
Stuart: *clap* *clap* *clap* Perfect. I'm glad to see that you've already initiated Plan B. I'm impressed. I can't wait to see you defeat the other three.
Grind: Wait...who was he talking to? Not me!
Kinniku Mike: NOT ME!
Sal Paradise: Not me!
Firebrand X: Not me either.
Grind: Uh...one of us...is lying.
Firebrand X, Kinniku Mike, and Sal Paradise: Obviously.
Grind: Right...obviously. Right.
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Ryan IQ's Office
Ryan IQ: Money money money, I love money. Money money money, I love money. Mo-
Little Mac: So do I old friend.
Ryan IQ: Little Mac. Surprised to see you here. You're looking rich again.
Little Mac: Richer than ever.
Ryan IQ: What brings you here?
Little Mac: Well I thought I'd drop by with some VERY expensive champagne.
Ryan IQ: Oh!
Little Mac: And reintroduce Greed.
Ryan IQ: Oh.
Little Mac: Amigo, Tomo, Saxon, Novus, myself, and Master Lu.
Ryan IQ: Now that's not bad.
Little Mac: As a Greed alumni, I figured I'd give you a heads up, that we intend to throw ourselves into this scuffle you have going with the 7 Nation Army.
Ryan IQ: You want to help? That's great!
Little Mac: Oh no no no, we also intend to crush the Renegade competition too.
Ryan IQ: ...You're giving me a lot of false hope today Mac.
Little Mac: *slams money on the table* You WILL book this group in matches for the next show. They have to compete to get paid, and how am I going to make money back on my investment if we don't propel them towards title matches?
Ryan IQ: I don't take orders Mac....but I will keep this money.
Little Mac: Well, you never change. Alright, but you know how this ends.
Ryan IQ: Right, with me drinking this champagne!
Little Mac: Heh...see you soon Ry-Q.
Ryan IQ: ...Hey...this wad of cash...it's just a twenty wrapped around ones! Dick!
Bad Dudes Bar
The KO Bombers were having a post match drink...
Trevor Mach: What the hell was up with that?!
Subculture: I know right!
Trevor Mach: I was NOT told Shiryu was coming out in the Gold shit this time around!
Subculture: What does it actually do?
Trevor Mach: No idea, but it scared the hell out of me! You knocked him out though! Damn man, you really DO hit hard!
Subculture: I don't think that should come as a surprise.
Trevor Mach: We are a DAMN GOOD tag team!
Subculture: I hate to admit, but it's true.
A disheveled Tack Angel slowly walked into the bar.
Tack Angel: Oh...h-hey Trevor.
Trevor Mach: Tackle Box! You see that match?! Subbie and I wrecked them! The KO Bombers man, turns out we're the best tag team ever.
Tack Angel: ...Best tag team? I...I see...
Tack somberly sits down as the conversation between Mach and Subbie turns into a drunken argument...
Bartender: What can I get you?
Tack Angel: Milk...better make it a chocolate. *sigh*
Havok: Renegade Nation
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television
1. Singles: Vjhearson Golvoth vs. Slam Master Jam
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Tracy/Nani vs. Dulce Reina/Demon Masaki II
3. Tag: Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu vs. Severide/Takuma Tsurugi
4. Singles: Maniac vs Subculture
5. Lady Renegades Open Challenge to S&B: Rose Mulligan vs. ?
6. Havok World #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Firebrand X vs. Grind vs. Kinniku Mike
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Outside the Twoson Fairgrounds
A couple of motorcycles were parked outside. A third pulled up, as the masked S&B rider turned the bike off, Lady M's rushed her and pushed her to the ground, pushing the bike onto her.
Lady M's: Oops! Careful! Careful! Don't try and fight back now! That motor is still very very hot, and I'd hate to have get a whiff of your burned skin. You know what I'm going to do, I'm going to rip that mask off right now, and I'm going to find out who you are, and what you bitches are doing back here!
M's was about to rip the mask off, when two other masked S&B riders rushed her, picking her up off and slamming her head through a car door window. Hope and Christina ran out to fight them off while Rose carefully pulled a very bloody M's out of the car.
Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What's going on out he-Oh....my car.
Fairgrounds Hallway
Rose Mulligan tried to carry M's back inside, while ducking fans that were swarming her...
Fan #1: Rose, I'm such a huge fan!
Rose Mulligan: Excuse me.
Fan #2: You did so well against Paula. You lost, but we still believe in you!
Rose Mulligan: Out of my way please! She needs help.
Fan #3: We love you Rose!
Rose Mulligan: PLEASE!
Lady M's: It's fine...I got this.
M's grabbed a shirt that a fan was trying to get Rose to sign and uses it to cover the gash on her forehead.
Inside the Ring
The Fairgrounds were darkened, as a single spotlight shone on the center of the ring. In that spotlight....NEW Havok World Champion CP Munk.
CP Munk: Years ago, the wrestling world made a big mistake. A huge mistake. The biggest blunder to ever occur. You all chose to follow...Tack Angel. You looked to him as your guy, your ace, your hero. That 2-dimensional boy scout, he was your choice, but you were so wrong. So so wrong. See, I was the talent. I had the heart, the desire, and the fur to be the best! I already was the best. I still am the best. I have been and always will be the BEST! You should've have chosen me! You should have looked at me as the 1 out of 100 guys ACE! Now, I'm the 1 out of 101 guys ACE! That's even better! That's one guy better! That's me! VBW to EBW to obscurity. I watched someone else living the life I should have. I watched him corrupt my family, and make a mockery of the legacy I DID have! That's over now! None of you could have seen this coming, but here we are. CP Munk, YOUR Havok World Champion! BEST IN THE WOOOOOOORLD!
Stuart: Now now now Munk, I always believed in you. The 7 Nation Army only sees potential. I knew this would come to pass. You needed an opening, the 7 Nation Army provided, and now you have more gold than you can handle.
CP Munk: What do you mean, more than I can handle? I have both belts right here! I got the VBW Insane Pain Championship, and I've got my new belt, the Havok World Championship!
Stuart: True, but you actually have three belts.
CP Munk: What?
Stuart: That's right. You and Tack signed a contract that said your titles were on the line. Tack had more than one title though. A little known, often forgotten title belt that he treasures, so he keeps it to himself, but I remember. The EBW Mars Championship!
CP Munk: OH YEAH! That's mine too?!
Stuart: It is. It is rightfully yours. Tack Angel, come down here, and give that title to its rightful owner.
Tack Angel came out to a big reception, as the Renegades pleaded with him not to hand over the title.
Stuart: I'm surprised you actually came out here Tack. I figured you'd be so broken and humiliated we'd have to claim our property ourselves.
Tack Angel: Munk...I'm not out here for the 7 Nation Army. I'm here to talk to you. I want you to know that I'm happy and I'm proud of you. I've missed you as a friend and-
CP Munk: I don't want to hear it! That belt is mine! Give me what's mine!
Tack Angel: .....NOT MY BELTO!
CP Munk: IT'S MY BELT...O NOW! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FOR ME, AND NOW I'M TAKING IT FROM YOU!
Tack Angel: I never took anything from you! I didn't get you released! I just did the best that I could!
CP Munk: Are you kidding me! I was told over and over how you insisted I be fired!
Tack Angel: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CP Munk: WHAT?!
Stuart: Whoa whoa whoa. We're changing the subject here, let's get back to-
CP Munk: You're lying!
Tack Angel: Are you blind Munk? Look at me. When have I EVER tried to do something like that? When I was boss I didn't even fire people I couldn't stand, because I've always ALWAYS believed in fairness! You telling me you actually think I was literally responsible for getting you fired!?
CP Munk: ...Well, I-
Tack Angel: Munk...I don't know what happened, but I've NEVER wanted you held down! I did the best I could for you and for Cherub, and when you fell off the radar it made me sad! I always knew you were worthy of this, but you don't need them, you don't need the 7 Nation Army.
Stuart: Shut up and give him the title belt Tack!
Tack Angel: Munk...my friend...I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!
CP Munk: ...THAT...IS....ALL I EVER NEEDED TO HEAR!
Stuart: You got to be kidding me.
Tack Angel and CP Munk embraced, with tears in their eyes.
CP Munk: I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SUCH A DICK!
Tack Angel: NO I'M THE....THAT THING YOU SAID!
Stuart: *sigh* Damn you Tack Angel. Come on out here 7NA, and dispose of them both.
Tack and Munk were suddenly blindsided by Troy, Razorblade, and Maniac. Tack and Munk were taking a beating, but fought back and eventually cleared the ring of the 7 Nation Army. Munk and Tack Angel stood tall.
Havok: Renegade Nation
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Renegade Television
1. Singles: Vjhearson Golvoth beat Slam Master Jam via Running Powerslam -> Pin
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Tracy[o]/Nani beat Dulce Reina[x]/Demon Masaki II
3. Tag: Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu vs. Severide/Takuma Tsurugi ended in a No Contest!
4. Singles: Subculture beat Maniac via KO Punch -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Open Challenge to S&B: Rose Mulligan beat Masked S&B via DQ
6. Havok World #1 Contender: Kinniku Mike beat Sal Paradise[x], Firebrand X, and Grind via Muscle Buster -> Pin
- Opening contest saw the viking man Vjhearson Golvoth destroy Slam Master Jam in a quick squash. The big man pounded his chest in victory, demanding a better challenge. Raymond Furstwood tried to come out, but his grandfather grabbed him and turned him back around. Then Vapetrain came out. The 7NA big man reached the ring....eventually...and demanded a match against Vjhearson next week. A battle of the hosses.
-Tracy and Nani, an old school team, reunited as Tack's Angels had a competitive battle against Dulce Reina and Demon Masaki II, but just like before, the returning veterans thwarted this hard luck team, when Tracy hit the TikTak on Dulce for the pin.
-Takumi and Shiryu nearly beat the KO-B at New Year Rising, but came up short. They tried to recover momentum against 7NA's Last Sunrise, but this potentially exciting match ended before it could start, as Saxon, Novus, Tomo, and Amigo rushed out in suits and attacked both teams. Little Mac looked like his was going to say something, but instead raised his arms as money fell from the sky. It wasn't real money mind you...but fake money that said "Greed". So...I wasted time fighting kids to grab as much as possible.
-Subculture and Maniac have been at each other's throats for weeks since Subbie left 7NA for the KO-B, and this was the in ring confrontation. Maniac was particularly blood thirsty, but Subculture's momentum seems unstoppable right now, as he pushed Maniac out of a Sliced Bread #2 attempt and landed a KO Punch for the pin. After the match, Maniac attacked Subbie from behind. Mach came out to make the save, but took his time to Subculture's frustration.
-Rose Mulligan came out to a huge reaction as she stood in the ring and demanded the masked S&B rider to come out and face her. The one that cost her and Havok the Double Women's Championship. A woman started running down to the ring, but stopped just short of entering the ring. Another masked S&B member rushed in from the other direction and attacked, starting the match. Rose was looking hurt, but she fought off the initial onslaught, and came back hard on her opponent. Hitting stiff elbows and setting up for the Bloody Bomb, but the other masked S&B member rushed in and joined in a 2-on-1 assault. M's limped her way down to try and help, but the S&B won the brawl and escaped unscathed when more help came for Rose.
-Main event time, as Sal Paradise, Firebrand X, Grind, and Kinniku Mike faced off in a match to determine who would face Tack Angel for the right to face CP Munk for the Havok World Championship. So like...a #2 Contender match? The four men all had matches at New Year Rising, two against each other, but if they were hurting they didn't show it, as the chance to challenge for the belt was more important. However, the match had an added intrigue, as one of these men was an apparent member of the 7 Nation Army. A hard hitting all out war, the threat of a 7NA turn was ominous through the whole battle. Just when it looked like Sal might repeat history with a tap out of Firebrand, Grind made the save with a Rolling SSP. Mike grabbed Grind by the goggles and suplexed him out of the ring. Mike subdued both Sal and Firebrand as Grind tried to recover outside. With the fans behind him, Grind jumped back onto the side of the ring, but then Troy ran down to the ring and took the Luchablader apart as Kinniku Mike's panic faded away to a large grin. A sea of boos poured in as Mike hit the Muscle Buster on Sal Paradise for the 1-2-3. Kinniku Mike won the match, but more than that, gained a route to the Havok World Champion, as the newest member of the 7 Nation Army.
7 Nation Army Locker Room
The 7 Nation Army celebrated as Kinniku Mike came into the room.
Stuart: When fate closes a door, it opens a window. It turns out that CP Munk might have been weaker than I thought, but I always have a back up plan. Why have a Munk when you can have a Mike?
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! These Strong Tits were waiting for a revolution! A new beginning for Mr. Strong Tits! I'm SICK of playing around, and I'm TIRED of being kept away from the spot I have earned time and time again. This isn't just bitching! I've been to the mountain top, and I'll be there again with this 7 Nation Army. This is the real live shit!
Magnum PT: Wow! I'm psyched that you've joined us and-
Kinniku Mike: By the way, this dumb ass is totally a Havok spy and he completely forgot.
Magnum PT: What? I....OH YEAH! ...OH....OH NOOOOO!
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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the still surprised CP Munk is Champion....of wrestling, and I'm here to tell you all about the next great scheme from Ryan IQ. We're going BACK to Edo! That's right, the country that was engulfed in warfare the last time we stuck around for any length of time. Apparently, we were invited back. I know, I'm surprised too. Well, technically we DID kind of save the day, and free the country from the tyrannical rule of Nobunaga Pro. Tell me...WHO was in charge of Nobunaga Pro? That's right....STUART! That guy...he never lets up. The rumor going around is that we're even going to give the Edo people another Victory Explosion! Lucky lucky eh? I really hope we don't take a cruise ship. Bad experience there too. If we don't all end up with PTSD I'll quite frankly be very surprised.
*static*
Kinniku Mike: *smoking cigar* Oh yeah, this is the real live shit here.
Two ladies in masks enclosed Mike and caressed his skin as he puffed on the cigar, the smoke rising past his jet black shades...
Kinniku Mike: I interrupt this broadcast to tell you how I feel about all of this. Quite frankly I love it! Edo is good to me, and I'm OH so good to Edo. Had a really successful run of that place last time I was there, and I fully intend to make the most of it again as the Havok World Champion. The strong tits will of course be on full display, but let's be honest, I've been focusing too much on just that aspect of myself for too long. I'm too strong, too unrelenting, and too damn talented. You're getting all of Kinniku Mike from now on, and I've already taken my new role in the 7NA very seriously by painting it black. I don't think you all remember just how good I really am. Just how dark I can be, and just how committed I can become when I see something I want. Havok, you're garbage. Tack Angel, I'll never understand how you got to where you are, but I won't dwell when I knock you off the pedestal. Trevor Mach, I see you smoking those cigarettes, but a guy like me carries around a BIG cigar. You can't measure up I guess. CP Munk, you were a tool that was being used, and now that we're done with you, I'll be happy to put you back in your box, and ship you back to obscurity where you belong. Haha, this is going to be A LOT of fun for me. I'll show you all, but right now, I have something else to show these ladies here.
*static*
Tommy Dukes: What the hell was that? Hello? Are we live again? Is this thing on? I swear Steve! Oh! Well why didn't you say something! I'm sorry about that everyone. I guess we got hijacked by the 7NA for a moment, but we're back, and I have one more big announcement for you. Before any trip to Edo, we're going to see a special All Lady Renegades edition of Renegade Nation. It will take place in enemy territory! Onett! That's right, we're heading to Onett again. Why? Because Rose Mulligan wants her rematch, and WBPW is making us jump through hoops. A title match on their terms, and that means in Onett, AND it will be a Submission match, the specialty of new Double Champion Paula. Between that and an already injured Lady M's agreeing to a First Blood match with Momo Miyuki, I don't see this working out too well for the sisters, but we'll find out together in Onett. Don't miss it!
Havok: Lady Renegades Nation
Iwata Memorial Gymnasium, Onett
Renegade Nation
1. Lady Renegades Singles: Murasaki vs. Tracy
2. Lady Renegades Singles First Blood: Momo Miyuki vs. Lady M's
3. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Hope Mach(c)/Christina Angel(c) vs. Iroha/Nani
4. Women's Double Championship Submission: Paula(c)[WBPW] vs. Rose Mulligan
Ryan IQ's Office
A bruised and beaten Magnum PT limps into the room...
Magnum PT: You...you wanted to see me?
Ryan IQ: You look like hell PT!
Magnum PT: ...I've been through a lot.
Ryan IQ: I see that. Look, I can't help that you forgot which side you were on. I'm not even sure how you do something like that.
Magnum PT: I WAS DEEP UNDERCOVER...I guess...I really don't know!
Ryan IQ: I'm just glad you're back with us where you belong. I have GREAT news for you.
Magnum PT: I could use some.
Ryan IQ: We're heading back to Edo, and I'm sending YOU as our ambassador to lead the way!
Magnum PT: ...That's TERRIBLE NEWS! They don't like me over there anymore!
Ryan IQ: That is NOT true. Yeah, I did my research, and you're more over than ever over there. They LOVE Magu P! So WHY are you trying to tell me otherwise? I mean, I already know, but why don't you just admit it out loud for me.
Magnum PT: ...I...I'm in really bad with the Yakuza.
Ryan IQ: I know.
Magnum PT: You do!?
Ryan IQ: I just said I did!
Magnum PT: Oh yeah.
Ryan IQ: Look, I smoothed it over. You should NOT be sleeping with the wives of Yakuza bosses, but that guy passed away not too long ago. Suicide...by gunshot...two of them...to the back of the head.
Magnum PT: Great! I mean...not great...but a relief. Wait, that's not suic-
Ryan IQ: They are willing to forgive and forget.
Magnum PT: Great!
Ryan IQ: If you ritualistically cut off your pinkie and give it to them.
Magnum PT: WHAT?!
Ryan IQ: Just the tip, and it can be either hand. You don't REALLY need it that badly if you think about it.
Magnum PT: You want me to cut off my pinkie?! Are you insane?
Ryan IQ: ...I don't judge their culture PT. You doing this or not?
Magnum PT: NOT!
Ryan IQ: That's a shame, because they are coming here to claim the pinkie today.
Magnum PT: ...GIVE ME A KNIFE! I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW!
Ryan IQ: Great! I have a chopping board, a sharp knife, and some ice standing by. You ready?
Magnum PT: ...No..but I'll do it anyways. 1-2-
Ryan IQ: WAIT!
Magnum PT: What? I don't have to?
Ryan IQ: No, I need to put this tarp up. I don't want your blood getting anywhere in my office.
Magnum PT: Oh. *sigh* 1-2-
Ryan IQ: WAIT!
Magnum PT: What now?!
Ryan IQ: I can't believe you were actually going to do that?! You're insane you know that!
Magnum PT: What?
Ryan IQ: I am RIBBING YOU! You're fine! You don't have to do anything except enjoy your trip to Edo!
Magnum PT: ...I WAS GOING TO CUT OFF A FINGER!
Ryan IQ: Just a pinkie. Here, take this with you.
Magnum PT: What is...
Ryan IQ: The Havok Far East Championship. You remember winning it right?
Magnum PT: ...I...I...of course....I was just..hiding it because I-
Ryan IQ: You forgot. Everyone forgot except Tack Angel. Just take the belt and go.
Magnum PT: ...Well...great for me then.
The Angel House
Tack Angel is laying on the floor staring up at the ceiling fan...
Tack Angel: ...
Iroha: Senpai husband sama, what appears to be the-
Tack Angel: Problem? I knew you were going to say that.
Iroha: You did?
Tack Angel: Yeah, because it's Groundhog Day, and I've been living this day in a loop for 10 Years.
Iroha: You have?! Wow! How incredible of you!
Tack Angel: I'm trapped! I'm trapped in a never ending loop!
Iroha: How can I help?
Tack Angel: I think the only way is to have a perfect day, and that involves being true and loving to my ONE wife Amy. I need you to tell the others that you have to leave because-
Iroha: Wait a minute! This is a movie! You were watching it earlier! That's why you said "THAT'S IT!". You tried to trick me, but I passed your test my beloved!
Nani: Did he test you too with the Groundhog Day problem?
Iroha: He did, but I saw through it quickly, because I am his best wife!
Nani: I disagree. I saw through it much faster than you. I am truly the best wife for the Star Prince.
Iroha: LIES! YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE BEST WIFE!
Tack Angel: H*CK!
Iroha: *gasp*
Tack Angel: ...I'm sorry I'm lashing out! I don't mean to use such foul language, I just don't know what to do with all these wives! I mean, I have my ACTUAL REAL wife Amy, and then I have you two and Tracy-
?: And me Tack!
Tack Angel: Eh?
A leggy, athletic brunette stood in the doorway...
Tack Angel: Makoto Kino? Jupiter? What are you doing here?
Makoto Kino: Tack Angel, the Prince of Stars, you know exactly why I'm here. You spent all of that time vying for my affection, but I was too shy and too young to see it. I had other things I had to do first, but now...now I want to open my heart...and give it to you.
Tack Angel: .....NAAAAAANIIIII??!?!?!?!?!?
Nani: Yes? I'm right here.
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The Angel House
A very sleepy Tack is trying to stay awake as he paces back and forth in front of his large family and "extended family".
Tack Angel: ...
Amy Angel: Tack honey?
Tack Angel: Huh?!
Amy Angel: Whoa. You need sleep.
Tack Angel: Sleep? Who's got the time? What did you need?
Amy Angel: You called a family meeting.
Tack Angel: Did I? I did. That's right. Alright, so since we're ALL living here, including our newest guest...Jupiter, I figure it's time we ALL work together on the up keep. That's why I have created this...the Angel Family Chore Wheel of Chores. Look...it spins. *sigh*
Iroha: My beloved husband senpai, are you crying tears of blood?
Tack Angel: My eyes want to shut...but I won't let them.
Makoto Kino: I think the Star Prince is right. When he was King of his own Kingdom, he helped the people then too, and together they created a grand world!
Tack Angel: That's ri-wait what?
Makoto Kino: Your past life....as the Star Prince. You do remember right?
Tack Angel: ...Sure do! *looks to Amy whispering "I don't know" and shrugging*
Makoto Kino: I mean you must, since you're using the title Star Prince and all.
Tack Angel: ...You found me out Jupiter. How...."kino" of you? Anybody? Eh?! Well, I don't know about all that, but I do know I have the chance to become King.....of Peppers, when I go to 3'dPW tonight to face Curry Man. Wish me luck wife, and children, and pseudo wives, and not wives that want to be wives....and Dad.
Wayne Angel: This wheel spins!
Tack Angel: We already covered that DAD!
3'dPW - Spice is Nice
-Tack Angel challenged Curry Man, the King of Peppers for his title in the Threed Circus Tent. A funny match, as a sleepy Tack caught himself dancing with Curry Man instead of actually wrestling. He snapped to it and hit Curry with the Star Driver for the 1-2-3 and the pin. Tack Angel became the NEW King of Peppers. As he tried to celebrate he was suddenly attacked by Severide and Tsurugi of the 7 Nation Army. They battered Tack, with Severide holding him on his knees, while Tsurugi grabbed a chair. Just as he was about to hit Tack, CP Munk ran in to make the save. Munk reached out to help Tack, who quickly backed into the ropes before realizing that Munk had come to help him. He began to cry as Munk reached out, the two embracing in tears while the fans applauded. Tack was helped to the back, but he left the King of Peppers title in the ring.
Curry Man: ....and NEW King of Peppers by forfeit Curry Man! ICHIBAN!
HWA: 3'dPW - Spice is Nice
Threed Circus Tent, Threed
Twitch
1. 3'dPW King of Peppers Championship: Tack Angel[Havok] beat Curry Man(c) via Star Driver -> Pin -> NEW King of Peppers! -> Title forfeit and returned to Curry Man!
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Lady Renegades Locker Room
Tracy was pacing back and forth, looking visibly angry...
Nani: Tracy, you are my rival in the Tack bowl, but as a fellow warrior you have my respect. I say that because I am concerned for you. Is something wrong?
Tracy: Just doing a lot of thinking Nani. Looking back on the years. Where did they go? What happened to them? What happened to me? I was...heh...I used to be a delivery girl for Escargo Express. Did you know that? I used to just be the sister of the of the unlikely World Hero Ness, but then...in a flash everything changed, and changed again, and changed again. I got really confused in there.
Nani: It seems the fast paced world of wrestling has been playing this trick on many a man and woman lately. It seems to be the nature of the beast. However, if we come out on the other side aware of our faults and triumphs, I think it makes us stronger than we were before.
Tracy: ...I don't want to waste anymore time. Yes, I do want Tack back, and that is why I left WBPW, but my love for Wrestling is strong, SO STRONG, no matter where I am. Here in Havok, things aren't as organized for the women, they never were, but I WILL prove myself all over again. After tonight, I'm going to make sure no one ever looks at me the way they used to.
Nani: I wish you luck, but I have to tell you, one day soon I WILL destroy you and claim the Tack Bowl for my own.
Tracy: ...Yikes.
Outside of Iwata Memorial Gymnasium
A bandaged Rose Mulligan is looking for someone or something...
Hope Mach: Aunt Rose, what are you doing?
Rose Mulligan: Please cut the Aunt stuff would ya? I'm just Rose. I'm looking for your Mom. Have you seen her?
Hope Mach: I was looking for her myself. I was hoping you would know where she was.
Rose Mulligan: She's been worked over badly. You know how she is. She won't let it show, but I can tell the damage was severe. That glass she was sent through...it wasn't thin. You know what I mean?
Hope Mach: You think-
Rose Mulligan: Let's not jump to conclusions on anything. Just keep your eyes open. I-
Hope Mach: Whoa! Are you alright? You don't look to be in the best shape either.
Rose Mulligan: I just need...to go sit down.
Hope Mach: ...This is because of the Skulls & Bones isn't it?
Rose Mulligan: We'll deal with it. The 7NA want to play games. We're not playing, we're fighting, and if they show up tonight, we'll deal with them.
Hope Mach: You know....I misjud-
Rose Mulligan: No kid, you had me pegged. I AM a bitch, I'm just your kind of bitch.
Hope Mach: Heh. Peas in a pod you and Mom.
Havok: Lady Renegades Nation
Iwata Memorial Gymnasium, Onett
Renegade Nation
1. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy beat Murasaki via DQ
2. Lady Renegades Singles First Blood: Momo Miyuki beat Dulce Reina via First Blood
3. Havok Lady Renegades Tag Team Championship: Hope Mach(c)[o]/Christina Angel(c) beat Iroha[x]/Nani via Olympic Slam -> Title Defense!
4. Women's Double Championship Submission: Paula(c)[WBPW] beat Rose Mulligan via Sharpshooter -> Submission -> Title Defense!
-Tracy battled Murasaki in the opening match of an all Lady Renegades Renegade Nation, live from Onett, the heart of WBPW country. Tracy was a woman on a mission, as she stood up to the intimidating Murasaki, and brought the fight with stiff exchanges in strikes and off the rope moves. Tracy hit a big take down on Murasaki and tried to rip off her purple mask, which sent the Violet Violence into a frenzy. She pushed the ref out of the ring and drove Tracy into a corner, busting her open and pushing down on her throat with her boot. This lead to a DQ as security had to come out and grab Murasaki. They tried pulling her away, but to the shock of the crowd, Tracy leaped over them and attacked Murasaki. The two were pulled apart, only to break into another fight near the top of the ramp.
-Momo Miyuki was up next in a First Blood Challenge against Lady M's, but the veteran M's was no where to be seen. She had not been seen all day prior, and her no showing here lead to the match being thrown out. Momo insulted M's and questioned if she finally had enough and ran away. She then threw down a challenge, wanting a First Blood match to give the Onett people what they came to see. Dulce Reina came out, stating she was tired of playing second to Momo. The unpopular Reina has gone out of her way to hurt other Lady Renegades that threatened to take her spot. Her arrogant ways did little to stop the Strong Style onslaught of Momo, who used hard hitting strikes to bust open Reina in no time at all.
-The Lady Renegades Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as Future Past defending against Tack's Angels, which was made all the more strange considering Christina was facing two "replacement moms" basically. She and Hope were a much more well oiled team. Despite an impressive showing from Nani, the young Iroha fell prey to the a double attack from her former team mates, and an Olympic Slam from Hope for the pin and defense.
-The main event saw WBPW's hero Paula, the Women's Double Champion take on former Champion Rose Mulligan in a Submission match with BOTH BELTS on the line! An amazing follow up to a fantastic New Year Rising battle, but Rose was diminished from her injuries, and the sounds of motorcycles caught her off guard, allowing Paula to hit a take down and lock Rose in a Sharpshooter she could not escape from. Rose had no choice but to tap out, keeping the belts with Paula and WBPW.
?
The sound of water dripping into a puddle awoke Lady M's. She groggily looked around, seeing nothing but darkness, and feeling a chilling wind coming from seemingly nowhere. The sound of dripping continued, echoing through a dark void.
Lady M's: ...Exactly what I imagined Hell to be like...absolutely nothing.
M's heard a drip and a blueish glow appearing in the distance. She walked towards it, her footprints leaving a blue hue behind her.
Lady M's: ...Did I switch to hardcore drugs and not tell myself. Sounds like something I would do.
As she walked, she heard whispers. Hearing her own voice through the years, and the voices of the people in her life. She finally approached what appeared to be a a pool of water. She looked up and saw the drops coming from down from the darkness, seemingly out of nowhere. She looked into the pool of water. Lady M's looked into the pool, but the reflection of M's Style was looking back.
Lady M's: ...Yes...definitely a drug trip.
3rd Sanctum Begins
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?: MOVE!
Lady M's backed away suddenly, as a fist emerged from the mysterious pool. Stretching out from the waters was a familiar sight to Lady M's, the sight of herself 10 years prior.
Lady M's: What the hell is this?
M's Style: You don't recognize yourself?
Lady M's: No, of course I do. I just don't know how it's possible.
M's Style: No one should have an ultimatum by themselves.
Lady M's: A what?
M's Style: Think for a second. Stop pretending that you don't listen when Trevor tells you something. The Sanctum Ultimatum.
Lady M's: ...Oh shit.
M's Style: Exactly.
Lady M's: And since I'm such a popular person, the only help I get is-
M's Style: Yourself. You got it. You put up too many walls. Those walls have blocked you off from everyone around you. They have blocked you off from growing. They have kept your face out of the sun for far too long, and now, you are all you have.
Lady M's: That's worked out for me pretty well so far.
M's Style: Has it? How long has it been since those walls stopped being protection, and became a debilitating necessity? You can't lie to me and get away with it. I literally am you.
Lady M's: ...Maybe I've stumbled a bit.
M's Style: A bit? Look at me, and then look at you. Look where you are. 10 years ago, you were incredible shape. You didn't drink, you didn't smoke, you were full of dreams and ambition.
Lady M's: Then I learned how much fun it is to not give a fuck.
M's Style: Leave it to you to argue with yourself. There is no one else here, you don't have to act this out now.
Lady M's: You're annoying!
M's Style: Heh. Are you ready?
Lady M's: Ready for what?
M's Style: It's time to break down those walls.
The dark void in front of M's parted, as a large wall appeared before her.
Lady M's: ...That's subtle. It's a literal wall?
M's Style: It's whatever it needs to be to get the point across. Shall we?
Lady M's: Whatever me. Lead the way.
M's Style: After you...I insist.
A light appeared in front of the wall, with Lady M's quickly stepping through it...
Onett - 2006
The two M's stepped through a portal, emerging in Onett in 2006, on a very important day...
Nerdler: EVERYONE GET BACK! Camera guy, are you seeing this?! It's incredible!
A crowd backs away behind police barricades. The two M's approach.
Lady M's: I know this. I've been here.
M's Style: Feeling deja vu? This is 2006. Just over there, two colossal entities are attacking the city, and being fought off by two very different men.
Lady M's: Trevor.
M's Style: Yes, you were here to see him that day remember?
Lady M's: I was going to go to the wrestling show, but I got caught behind the barricades and watched this happening live instead.
M's Style: Trevor and Crono fought these two all over the city, and somehow managed to win.
Lady M's: Wow, almost getting nostalgia here amidst the violence and carnage.
M's Style: Of course you are.
A beam of focused light tore through the side of a building, as a young Trevor was flung towards the ground where a young M's was standing.
M's Style: And there it is. The moment you two met.
Lady M's: That changed a lot of things for me.
M's Style: Him too. Changed everything for everyone.
Lady M's silently watched the meeting take place, like a scene from a memory...
Trevor: Nerdler, what are you still doing here?
Nerdler: Someone has to stick around and watch you beat these guys!
Young Trevor: We're the ones taking a beating right now! I just saw Lavos chuck Crono into the hospital! It's not looking good.
Young M's: Don't give up.
Young Trevor: Eh? Who are you?
Young M's: No, don't worry about that right now. Just don't give up. I know you can do it.
Young Trevor: Well alright! If you believe in me, then I won't give up. Thank you mystery girl!
The scene played out like M's remembered. Trevor and Crono managed to overcome the massive challenge, and defeated the Dark Pact of Lavos and Giygas.
M's Style: Heh, Trevor with that silly white hat obscuring his face.
Lady M's: I always thought he had some funny reason he wanted to hide his face from view. I didn't realize he was hiding a dark secret behind it.
M's Style: In youth we don't dwell on the darkness like that, but it was still there wasn't it? Not just for him, but for you as well.
Lady M's: My home life wasn't THAT bad!
M's Style: I'm not talking about that.
Lady M's: Yeah...I know. It's what happened next.
Trevor and Crono walked away having done a job well done, but not before Trevor said thank you to Young M's for cheering him on. As she tried walking away, the shell of Lavos was suddenly reactivated, tentacles reached out and wrapped around M's arms and legs. A larger tentacle shot out and latched onto the back of M's head.
Lady M's: So that's how that happened. Never got to see it from the outside.
M's Style: You want to stop it don't you?
Lady M's: It's the past. Can't be helped.
M's Style: What if you could?
Lady M's: ...I would...a million times I would. No one could imagine the torment and torture I've had in my head ever since.
M's Style: You were freed of Lavos years ago.
Lady M's: That sort of thing never goes away. I can still hear the whispers. I can still feel the strings being pulled. At first, I thought I could deal with it. Then Lavos was gone, and I was left with all the pain and a large void in my head. Drinking helped at that point.
M's Style: That's where the drinking problem came from.
Lady M's: It would make the silence tolerable, and the pain go numb. What you're showing me is the beginning of my personal hell. I'm not sure WHY you're showing me though. I was there. I've seen all of th-
Suddenly, the unconscious Young M's arose from the ground in a very inhuman way...
Lady M's: ...Alright...that's new on me. I don't remember that.
Young M's: ...Accessing...new host designation "HER".
Lady M's: HER.
Young M's: Identify.
Lady M's: Eh?
Young M's: You. Self designate.
Lady M's: Wait...we can-
M's Style: Did you think we were ghosts or something? No, you're HERE right NOW.
Lady M's: Thanks for telling me sooner. Appreciate it. Alright then HER, listen to me, and listen well. I am the person that is left behind...after you are BEATEN!
HER: Impossible. I am eternal.
Lady M's: An eternal PAIN IN MY ASS!
Lady M's charged at here younger self, grabbing her by the collar.
Lady M's: GET OUT OF MY BODY!
As M's lifted HER into the air, the tentacles from the Lavos shell came to life again.
Lady M's: Whoa! No! Not again!
M's let go of HER and dodged the attack.
HER: My mission shall not be deterred. FLASH!
Lady M's: What?!
A bright flash blinded Lady M's long enough for HER to escape.
Lady M's: NO! Where did I GO!?
M's Style: The place you'll be found before being taken to the Onett Hospital.
Lady M's: Let's go then! We can-
M's Style: It can't be stopped.
Lady M's: I'm actually here. I'm standing here, living and breathing in my own past. Why can't I change anything?!
M's Style: Because you never could. It didn't work the last time, and it won't work this time. It never does. You were here before, as HER, and you were unable to stop HER then either.
Lady M's: THEN WHY!? Why am I am seeing this?! Why do I have to relive this awful chapter! WHY?!
M's Style: You needed to see just how much this has continued to change you. You never strayed from the darker path this lead you on. You were free of the entity, but the influence never left you. You can't change the past, but you can defeat the dark influence.
Lady M's: ...I can't.
M's Style: And why is that?
Lady M's: ...It's been so long. I don't know what I would be without it anymore.
M's Style: Do you want to find out?
Lady M's: ...Yeah. I guess I do.
Onett disappeared before M's eyes, and she returned to the dark void, only this time the wall in front of her was in the process of crumbling. The large structure turned to dust.
Lady M's: I guess that takes care of that then?
M's Style: Yes. That is one down.
Lady M's: One down?
M's Style: Look ahead.
In front of Lady M's....yet another wall.
Lady M's: ...Well isn't that swell? *sigh*
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"Onett" - 2018
Lady M's found herself standing in the middle of Onett once again, on a sunny day in 2018. The city looked pristine, but more importantly, it looked like it used to, the small town picture perfect model of Eagleland. Children riding their bikes, Sharks in the Arcade, and the Cops placing needless barricades all over town.
Lady M's: ...This isn't right. This isn't Onett.
M's Style: Not the Onett you know. It's the Onett of a reality where you never became HER.
Lady M's: It looks...perfect. So you're showing me that without me causing so much harm and pain the world would be a better place? I didn't doubt that. I never did. I wanted to know what I would be if I had never become HER.
M's Style: Appearances can be deceiving. Some things may look better, but some things might not be as good. Let's go check out the local wrestling show shall we? EBW's doing a gig at their old spot.
Lady M's: EBW? In 2018?
The two M's joined a crowd surrounding a worn out ring, the EBW ring that had been used and over used for years.
Stephen Pentros: We're glad you could join us today for our biggest show in months, and I'd like you all to know we've reached an attendance of 208, no wait, 210 wrestling fans today!
Lady M's: Whoa...that's not good at all.
Stephen Pentros: Our first match will see Generator take on Swift, and then we'll see-
Lady M's: Generator and Swift? That's an old match.
M's Style: Done several times. The old roster has had to buckle down to keep attendance up. Not enough interest from the young blood to enter EBW.
Lady M's: I'm hearing this card, and I don't hear any women's matches either.
M's Style: You brought about the Women's Division, you and your generation. You all never came together the way you did before, and it just never happened for EBW.
Lady M's: Well that's depressing. What am I doing then?
M's Style: Follow me.
Lady M's approached a game store, where a long haired M's, wearing thick rimmed glasses, sat behind a counter, looking bored out of her mind.
Lady M's: That's me? That's where I would be?
M's Style: Not so exciting, I know.
Lady M's: But wait, I wanted to be a wrestler before that happened! I wanted to do some big things, anything to get out of the shadow of my parents!
M's Style: It never worked out, so you backed off into obscurity. You hid here, put up another wall, didn't want to show people that you were hurt.
Lady M's: It could still be worse. Where is Trevor?
M's Style: You know how I told you that the young blood were slow to rush to EBW?
The Ultimate EBW House aka Ness's House
Black Belt Tack: I'm excited to coach a team this year again. You?
Trevor Mach: You kidding? Last year's call ups have ALL quit since then! This is a huge waste of ti-
Cameraman: We're on. Action!
Trevor Mach: This is so so important Black Belt Tack. The stars of the future are being shaped here today!
Black Belt Tack: I couldn't agree more! We could have a future Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, or Mr. Norm!
Lady M's: Mr. Norm?
M's Style: Heh, they were scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point.
Trevor Mach: I-I can't do this. This sucks! We're stagnant man! We're falling apart! I can't keep this up! I quit!
Black Belt Tack: ...Oh heck.
M's Style: See? It's not looking good. Sometimes it takes a catalyst to bring out the best in people. It might have always been there, but without a spark to light the fire, the embers grow cold.
Lady M's: You know what though? Everybody is still alive. No one is hurt. They've got their health. I might be bored and uninspired, but I NEVER had to deal with that trauma! I never had to feel the PAIN!
M's Style: You're shaking.
Lady M's: I'm ANGRY! I'm mad, that the point is that people get complacent because I don't have to be torn apart from the inside!
M's Style: That's not why we're here. That is just a taste of life without HER, on an emotional scale, but there is more to it. Come on.
Back Belt Tack: Hey, who were those two?
Trevor Mach: Twins! Sexy twins! One for each of us.
Black Belt Tack: Trevor, you know I'm married to-
Trevor Mach: Tess, yes I know! That's why they called you the Cougar Hunter!
Black Belt Tack: I thought you quit.
Trevor Mach: ...Where the hell do I have to go eh?
M's Style lead Lady M's to a television at the local drug store.
M's Style: Watch this.
The broadcast suddenly cut to a Breaking Emergency.
Nerma: Nerma here, with some catastrophic news regarding the ongoing conflict in Zealstralia! It turns out the Army lead by Wily and Eggman have indeed recovered the remains of Lavos, the entity that once tried to attack Eagleland in 2006! The entity has reawakened and begun a takeover on a massive scale! It has hacked into defense systems, and has lauched nuclear missles all over the world! PLEASE GET TO SAFETY IF SUCH A THING EVEN EXI- *static*
Lady M's: Oh shit.
M's Style: See? This is what you needed to see. By becoming the vessel of Lavos, by becoming HER, you contained an evil that would destroy the world.
Lady M's: Great! I see that. Can we leave now?
M's Style: Not until you realize something very important.
Lady M's: Can we do this back in the void thing? Nukes are on the way!
M's Style: Not until you-
Lady M's: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!? THAT IT WAS GOOD THAT I BECAME HER?! FINE! I ADMIT IT! IT SAVED THE WORLD! IT SAVED MY FRIENDS!
M's Style: But what else did it lead to? What has been nagging at the back of your mind?
Lady M's: MY FAMILY! TREVOR! HOPE! IT LEAD TO FAMILY!
A nuke landed on Onett engulfing the city in a bright FLASH!
Lady M's opened her eyes to see that she was back in the void, another wall crumbling in front of her.
M's Style: Good things came from being HER...more good than bad. The pain and trauma...only you could understand it, but you also have the strength to over come it, and be better because of it. You hate letting things beat you. You've let this beat you for too long. It was time you realized-
Lady M's: I actually won.
M's Style: Exactly.
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The Mach Residence
Lady M's enters her own home, looking around like it's foreign to her.
M's Style: What are you looking at?
Lady M's: It's clean!
M's Style: I think your daughter is here.
Lady M's: Huh. I guess that explains it.
M's Style: Explains what?
Lady M's: How it gets clean in here. I don't do. Trevor sure as hell doesn't do it.
M's Style: You're not all here at the same time much are you?
Lady M's: Haven't been lately. We've all been busy.
M's Style: Family is important.
Lady M's: Listen, what's that?
M's peaked into a room to see Hope practicing with a guitar.
Lady M's: She plays guitar? Hey Hope, I didn't-
M's Style: She can't see you.
Lady M's: What?
M's Style: It's different here. We're looking in on things happening in the here and now. You're here, but you're not here.
Lady M's: ...I don't get it, but whatever.
Hope is strumming away on her guitar alone, trying to play "Blackbird" by the Beetles. M's hears someone else walking into the house.
Trevor Mach: Dad's home. That's riiiight, he's hoooome. I-
M's could see Trevor hearing Hope playing the guitar, and the sound made him smile. He peaked into the room from another door.
Trevor Mach: Hey kiddo!
Hope Mach: Oh! Hey Dad, I-
Trevor Mach: What are you doing?
Hope Mach: I've been....well I've been trying to learn to play for a while, but I do so when you guys aren't here so I don't bother you.
Trevor Mach: What? That would never bother me. Can I hear you play?
Hope Mach: You want to hear it?
Trevor Mach: Of course I do.
Hope Mach: I'm not that good.
Trevor Mach: It sounded good to me. Go ahead and play some.
Hope Mach: Alright.
Hope starts strumming Blackbird some more, very slowly. Trevor starts to sing as she struggles to play.
Trevor Mach: ♪ Blackbird singing the dead of ni-
Hope Mach: Dad, what are you-
Trevor Mach: Shhh. Just play...and sing with me. It'll be fun.
Nervous Hope smiled and started over again.
Trevor and Hope: ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings, and learn to fly. All your life. You have only waited for this moment to arise. Blackbird fly. ♪
Lady M's felt a tear roll down her face.
M's Style: So you do cry.
Lady M's: I just...really hate this song.
M's Style: Remember who you're talking to.
Lady M's: It...it reminds me of something. Back in EBW, when Trevor and I met, our lives were constantly being recorded. We had one date though, where we managed to escape the cameras.
Twoson - 2007
Lady M's found herself transported to the roof of the Twoson Mall in 2007, where her younger self and Trevor were running and laughing...
Young M's: We lost them!
Trevor Mach: See! Easy peasy! We just had to run to a completely different town, take a few cabs, and break into the Mall after hours. No big deal.
Young M's: You're bad man Trevor.
Trevor Mach: You think so? Yeah, maybe a little bit.
Young M's: It's good to get away for just a bit. It's been crazy since I won TUE.
Trevor Mach: Yeah, but it WAS a lot of fun. I met this really hot, really fun girl, and she's been on my mind ever since.
Young M's: Is that right?
Trevor Mach: It is.
Young M's: You were persistent.
Trevor Mach: I earned that hole in the wall.
Young M's: Hehe. You're not wrong there.
Trevor Mach: Look, I snagged something from the Mall on the way up.
Trevor pulled out a guitar.
Trevor Mach: One of my wrestling inspirations uses these to break over people's head, but I found out, you can use it as a musical instrument as well.
Lady M's: Is that right? You know anything?
Trevor Mach: I can play a little. *strums guitar* ♪ Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings, and learn to fly. All your life. You have only waited for this moment to arise. Blackbird fly. Blackbird fly. Into the light of a dark, black night!♪
M's kissed Trevor.
Lady M's: It hit me like a flash. I knew, right then that I wanted this to work. No matter what.
M's Style: It was important to you.
Lady M's: ...It still is. I wonder though. Look at him. Youthful...happy. Did I change him, send him down the dark path?
M's was suddenly back in the room with Trevor and Hope, singing together. Hope suddenly stopped.
Hope Mach: Why you smiling so much Dad?
Trevor Mach: You just remind me of your Mom.
Hope Mach: Really? She's always so angry these days. I worry about her.
Trevor Mach: You don't have to worry about Tali. She's strong, she always has been.
Hope Mach: You both seem so low these days.
Trevor Mach: You don't have to worry about me either. Believe it or not, I've gotten what I always wanted with the both of you. I know I get lost in my own stuff a lot, and I might stumble, but I'm a better, happier person because of you both. You're my family, and I love you.
Hope Mach: I love you too...I love you both.
Lady M's: You were right.
M's Style: About?
Lady M's: Family. It's important.
M's Style: Yes it is.
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M's watched her husband and daughter continue to play music and talk, and it filled her heart in ways she hadn't allowed for quite some time. She wasn't in the void, but she could see it. She could feel it. Another wall broken down inside.
M's Style: You're taking it all in. Those walls come down, and it allows you to feel again.
Lady M's: I always thought it was a weakness. Feels more like a strength right now.
M's Style: No longer letting the trauma crush you, and allowing yourself to feel.
Lady M's: You're making me soft....me.
M's Style: Just a reminder of who you really are inside.
Lady M's: I don't get it. All you've done is shown me things. Trevor told me he and Tack had to fight things.
M's Style: You WANT to fight your problems. Sometimes, understanding is more effective.
Lady M's: Got it.
M's Style: That's not to say that a fight isn't coming.
Lady M's: ...Alright...what's next.
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The Angel House
7AM
Tack Angel awoke to a cold morning, and a beautiful sunrise, immediately interrupted by the crying of Christina, Rebecca, and Helios.
Tack Angel: *sigh* ...It's cold out there today. It's cold out there everyday.
Amy Angel: I can get them if yo-
Tack Angel: Oh no, please....."allow me".
8AM
Tack was trying to practice Tai Chi with Nani...
Nani: Breathe future husband. You have to let out the breath before you stretch or-
Tack Angel: Or a groin tear right?! Haha! It's such a good thing I remembered to breathe and THAT didn't happen! HA! HAHA! AAAAAAHHHHH
9AM
The entire family all sat down for breakfast. In the middle of all the screaming and arguing between the women, Tack was icing down his nether regions while eating a bowl of cereal.
10AM
Tack was trying to learn weapons training with Iroha. The young girl tried to impress Senpai, but she was actually much better. Tack tried to flip around a pole staff and flipped it right into his groin.
Tack Angel: WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
11PM
Tack was grappling with Tracy, but the jealousy of the other women lead to a free for all that left Tack laid out on the ground.
12PM
Tack, having just finished lunch, limped his way into the shower. As he tried to shower, the various wanna be wives tried to join him.
1PM
Tack was gardening with Makoto, the newest resident of the Angel House. Things were finally looking up, with the two laughing and having some fun. Makoto brought out a Soccer ball and kicked it to Tack, and it hit him straight in the groin.
Tack Angel: Noooo! *barfs*
2PM - 6PM
Tack was babysitting the children with adult Christina. Power naps ensued.
7PM
Trevor Mach pulled up on his motorcycle...
*knock knock*
Iroha: Yes?
Trevor Mach: Hey hey! How goes it in the Angel Harem?
Iroha: Mr. Mach, this is no harem. Tack is my beloved, and he's just too nice to kick out these freeloaders.
Trevor Mach: Whatever. I need to talk to the man of the house, so go get him for me would ya?
Iroha: We are all about to sit down for dinner. Come back later.
Trevor Mach: Excuse me? Listen lady, I need a word with my bro, so kindly step aside and-
Iroha proceeded to mace Trevor in the eyes.
Trevor Mach: HHHHOOOOLY SHIT! OW! MY EYES! AHHHHHHH!!!! OH YOU BITCH!
Iroha: Like I said, come back later.
Trevor Mach: I DON'T HIT WOMEN, BUT I WANT TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION RIGHT NOW! BETTER YET, AS SOON AS I FIND MY WIFE, I'LL SEND HER OVER HERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS! DON'T CRY! DON'T CRY!
Tack Angel: Trevor?
Trevor Mach: CRY A LOT!!!
8PM
Trevor put his face under the sink to wash his eyes out as the family was eating dinner.
Tack Angel: Why did you do it Iroha?!
Iroha: I'm sorry I displeased you, but I've never liked him. He's a bad influence on my beloved senpai.
Trevor Mach: And you're psycho clingy harem bitch!
Amy Angel: Thank you Trevor!
Trevor Mach: You're my favorite wife of Tack's....Tack's wife.
Amy Angel: It's Amy.
Trevor Mach: Who said that?! I can't see!
Tack Angel: *sigh* Trevor, what brought you out.
Trevor Mach: I'm trying to find Tali. I can't find her anywhere. She's been gone for days, and not in the normal missing for days kind of way. She hasn't been to the bar either.
Tracy: You think she's be here?
Trevor Mach: No Travis, but-
Tracy: Tracy.
Trevor Mach: Sure, whatever. I need Tack to help me find her.
Tack Angel: Buddy, I can't right now. I have a full plate myself. Not only am I spending the day with the family, but I have to really hunker down and get to work on the Tackie Awards.
Trevor Mach: The what?
Tack Angel: The Tackie Awards? Ryan IQ commissioned me to come up with awards to celebrate the best of the previous year? I created the Academy of Tacks and Sciences to do just that? Remember?
Trevor Mach: ...You NEVER mentioned that to me. Not once.
Tack Angel: Oh...that was Munk...I'm sorry.
Trevor Mach: You two are getting along again eh? I'm soooo HAPPY for you.
Tack Angel: Tha...wait...you're being sarcastic.
Trevor Mach: Oh, I just see where I stand now. Well...I don't see anything right now, but you know what I mean.
Tack Angel: No...not really.
Trevor Mach: You replaced me as your best friend!
Iroha: You made a wise decision my husb-
Trevor Mach: Cram it!
Tack Angel: Hey, you're the one hanging out with Subculture now. You even called it the "Best Tag Team Ever"! Remember?
Trevor Mach: A team and a friendship are two different things bro. That's fine though, you go be a pal to Munk, and do your family thing with your crazy Mormon thing you've got going on here, and I'll go find my wife by myself.
Tack Angel: Trevor! Please don't insult my family...and those other women.
Trevor Mach: I'll do what I want Tack!
Tack Angel: Oh yeah? I can do that too you know? The Tackie Awards? It'd be "Most Likely To Lose A Freestyle Rap Competition" for Trevor Mach.
Trevor Mach: HEY! Don't you dare put that in!
Tack Angel: You got it, Worst Dirt Biker. No! Slowest Nunchucker.
Trevor Mach: He's attacking my private insecurities! Somebody do something!
Tack Angel: ...I'm sorry, I'm lashing out. I'm really tired and-
Trevor Mach: No man. No man! NO MAN! It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. I GOT IT! Read you loud and clear. See you later "BUDDY"!
Trevor got onto his motorcycle and drove off.
Wayne Angel: Tack, why did you-
Tack Angel: I don't know Dad. I'm just worn out. Trevor's obviously worried about his wife and-
Trevor, still not able to see from the mace, slams right into a tree.
Tack Angel: And...he's going to need my help.
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Fourside Arena
Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the guy that just beat Yakuza Kiwami of Wrestling, and I just witnessed yet another hectic press conference for one of our joint shows with WBPW! We're back in Fourside before our trip to Edo, and we're bringing back an old favorite before we go, with Rumble City 2018! That's right, the return of the Bad Ass Rumble! The winner of this rumble, be it Havok or WBPW, will challenge the champion of their choice at Victory Explosion X2, which will be taking place in the Kyoto Dome in Edo! The new fearsome foursome Greed, got involved in the festivities today, and picked a fight with not only the Renegades, but the members of the 7 Nation Army as well. I was hoping the enemy of our enemy would be our best friend, but it seemed like that's not going to work out.
Kinniku Mike: At Rumble City, I am going to rip that World Championship from your chipmunk grip CP Munk. I'm going to take the belt, and I'm going to solidify my status as the real live shit. I'm the best in that ring, I'm the best in the bed room, I'm the best at whatever I want to be the best at, and nobody has got my numb-
Amigo: Hold it Mike!
Kinniku Mike: Well look at you. You cleaned up nicely Amigo.
Amigo: You got a new look too, well an old look, but it suits you. It reminds me of a guy that used to be able to actually kick some ass. I wonder if it'll be enough though. Can you beat the Munk? I'm not so sure.
Kinniku Mike: I've got the Army at my back. It's a no brainer.
Amigo: Yeah? Well I've got Greed. I've got the team, and the desire for gold, and if you just so happen to take that title, I want to take it from you, for me, and my NEW crew.
Kinniku Mike: Greed is old news. We've been there and done that. The 7 Nation Army is the new hotness, and we're the best at this. We disrupt the system, and we take the gold. It's that simple.
Stuart: Mike is exactly right. Greed, you do NOT fit into my plans, so why don't you go bother WBPW or something. Go somewhere else. Stay out of my line of sight. You don't want this.
Little Mac: We do little Stu. We really do. I've forgotten more about this business than you've ever known son, and I know that movements like yours all fade. They crash and burn. Greed through....Greed never dies. It's what makes this sport of ours what it is. Greed will take over Havok, and we'll deal with your "Army" if we have to.
Stuart: Is that right? Well I guess the battlefield could fit a few more "Greedy" bodies on it. We'll take you on too.
Ryan IQ: Hey. Guys. Shut it. I'm trying to get to the podium alright? No one wants to hear about your bitching. I mean, maybe they do, but I don't you know? Stuart, Mac, and Pirkle. Damn, I got a lot of you to put out of business now.
Mr. Pirkle: HEY!
Ryan IQ: Oh come on Pirkle! We're only doing these shows because they both make us money. If they didn't we'd be out for blood.
Mr. Pirkle: ...When you're right you're right.
Ryan IQ: Rumble City will see the Bad Ass Rumble. It will see the Havok World Championship match. It will ALSO see the Women's Double Championship on the line, when Paula takes on Hope Mach. WBPW's Ness has again laid out a challenge to Havok, and Havok will answer. Takumi Inui is stepping up to the plate this time around. The Havok World Tag Team titles will up for grabs, when the KO-B defend against 7NA AND Greed. The reactivated Havok Far East Championship will be on the line, as Magnum PT takes on Dragon Shiryu.
Magnum PT: That's right Amigo and Mike, PT has got things going on too! You can't keep this chief down.
Kinniku Mike: Whatever PT.
Amigo: Nobody cares PT.
Magnum PT: ...Screw you guys.
Ryan IQ: You done? That guy was going to cut off his pinkie for me by the way. So gullible! I think that covers most of it. Oh wait, Star Prince will battle Mudslide in a Monster Truck Sumo Battle.
Tack Angel: Nani?
Ryan IQ: That does it. Goodnight everybody!
Havok x WBPW: Rumble City 2018
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television/ENN
1. Havok vs. WBPW Trios: Jackson Kain[Havok]/Degrees[Havok]/Jeff Andonuts[Havok] vs. Franky[WBPW]/Orange Kid[WBPW]/Apple Kid[WBPW]
2. Havok Far East Championship: Magnum PT(c)[Havok] vs. Dragon Shiryu[Havok]
3. Monster Truck Sumo Match: Tack Angel[Havok] vs. Mudslide[Havok]
4. Havok World Tag Team Championships: Trevor Mach(c)[Havok]/Subculture(c)[Havok] vs. Saxon[Havok]/Novus[Havok] vs. Severide[Havok]/Takuma Tsurugi[Havok]
5. WBPW Grand Championship: Ness(c)[WBPW] vs. Takumi Inui[Havok]
6. Women's Double Championship: Paula(c)[WBPW] vs. Hope Mach[Havok]
7. Havok vs. WBPW vs. 7NA vs. Greed: Firebrand X[Havok]/Sal Paradise[Havok] vs. Cade[WBPW]/Captain Strong[WBPW] vs. Troy[Havok]/Camilo Ortega[Havok] vs. Amigo[Havok]/Ishihiro Tomo[Havok]
8. Havok World Championhip: CP Munk(c)[Havok] vs. Kinniku Mike[Havok]
9. Bad Ass Rumble: Winner faces Havok World or WBPW Grand Champion at Victory Explosion X2!
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Fourside - 2010
Lady M's appeared before herself once again, seeing herself after she shed the haunting presence of HER. She was running the ropes, and doing drills.
M's Style: Look at you.
Lady M's: I was in the best shape of my career then. I took time off to recover, and when I was ready, I was having fun again.
M's Style: Fun eh? You enjoyed wrestling huh?
Lady M's: It's always been a passion.
M's Style: Then why do you act like you don't care anymore?
Lady M's: ...I guess the world changed around me, and before I knew it I just lost the drive. I couldn't successfully launch a women's fed, and every time I tried to push the women's division forward it blew up in my face. After a while, I decided to just not care anymore. I cared though. I wouldn't give all these years to wrestling if I didn't care.
M's Style: Be the change you want to see in the wor-
Lady M's: Don't give me that shit....me.
M's Style: Heh.
Lady M's: So...why am I here?
M's Style: This.
Younger M's dropped an elbow on a heavy bag, when suddenly the lights began to flicker.
Lady M's: ...Why don't I remember this?
M's Style: Keep watching. You'll see.
Younger M's looked to the wall where the sound of electricity grew louder and louder. As she pushed her head against the wall, cables suddenly burst out and wrapped around her arms.
Younger M's: WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU?!
?: ...You know who I am. You know what I am. You think I could be eliminated so easily. I am ETERNAL.
Younger M's: YOU! NO! NOOOOOO!
Electrical current surged through M's before she hit the floor, smoldering and convulsing.
Lady M's: No. Do you mean?
M's Style: It's still with you. It's been with you for some time.
Lady M's: That's impossible. I don't feel it!
M's Style: You don't? You don't feel dragged into darkness every single day of your life. That trauma you feel, it's not from the past, it's happening, right now.
Lady M's: DAMMIT NOOOOO!
Lady M's suddenly saw flashes of the dark choices she's made in the 8 years since that moment.
? - 2013
Lady M's: I call it the Skulls & Bones. Everything I needed to know about biker gangs I learned from my Dad, so I know exactly how to swoop in, do our damage, and leave. That's the whole reason behind this, to do damage, to hurt people, to do whatever I want. I want to know if all of you are in or out?
? - 2015
Lady M's: What do you want from me?
Bloody Rose: It's been some time Tali.
Lady M's: That's for a good reason Rose.
Bloody Rose: I'll cut to the chase. I need your help.
Lady M's: Me? Help you?
Bloody Rose: We have some business to take care of, family business, but to do so, I need you to throw away your ties in Havok. I need you to abandon your daughter, and husba-
Lady M's: I'll do it. I'll fucking do it.
Bloody Rose: That was easier than I thought it would be.
Lady M's: ...You think I give a fuck about them?
M's was taken back to the black void, where one final wall stood firm, and standing in front of the wall, a dark version of M's.
Lady M's: ...So this is what it was all about.
M's Style: The darkness was taking over. M's as you were, Tali, you've been engulfed by darkness. If something isn't done, HER will rise again.
Lady M's: ...What if I want that? What if I want that power back? What if I am just tired of fighting it.
M's Style: You don't lay down for anyone do you?
Lady M's: ...You're right...I don't.
M's Style: One more time M's. One more time.
Lady M's: ...Alright. What the hell.
HER: You were never rid of me.
Lady M's: ...Not yet, but I'm going to be.
HER was engulfed in a black aura as she charged M's.
Lady M's: How the hell am I supposed to beat that?!
M's Style: This is YOUR Sanctum!
Lady M's: Right....right....RIGHT! What does that mean?!
M's Style: DO SOMETHING!
Lady M's charged HER, enveloped in her own bright aura. The collision formed cracks in the giant wall. The two flung around trying to choke the life out of each other. A massive battle of wills, with the soul of Lady M's at stake. HER grabbed M's by the hands and brought her down to her knees. The dark aura beginning to envelope the two. M's saw images in her head. All the fights she had won, all the hardships overcome. Friendships, marriage, family reunited, and her daughter Hope. Things to live for. Things to fight for. She clenched her fists and pushed back, getting back to her feet. She overpowered the visage of HER and swung her around.
HER: WHAT ARE YOU WITHOUT ME?!
Lady M's: Let's find out.
She flung HER into the giant wall, shattering it, and knocking down that final barrier. As the dust settled, a bright light appeared in the sky, beaming down on M's. She smiled as the light enveloped her.
The Mach Residence
Lady M's collapsed out of the closet right behind Trevor Mach.
Trevor Mach: Whoa! Why didn't I think to check the closet?
Tack Angel: Why would you assume she would be there?
Trevor Mach: It wouldn't be the first time.
Lady M's: Ugh...where am I?
Trevor Mach: I think you overdid it on your last bender babe.
Lady M's: No...it was something else.
Trevor Mach: Eh?
Lady M's: We'll talk about it some other time. I just need to clear my head.
Tack Angel: Well let's help you sit down.
Lady M's: No, I'm fine. I promise....but thank you. Thanks so much.
Trevor Mach: You sure you're alright?
Lady M's: Better than I've been in a long time.
She kissed Trevor on the forehead and went to the restroom.
Trevor Mach: Well...that was easy.
Tack Angel: Want to do something about the road rash from that crash?
Trevor Mach: Nah, I got ointment.
Tack Angel: Well, I hope this convinces you that we're still best friends.
Trevor Mach: Uh-huh.
Tack Angel: What does that mean?
Trevor Mach: What?
Tack Angel: You said it all sarcastic like.
Trevor Mach: Did I? Did I?
Tack Angel: YOU DID!
As the two bickered, M's laughed to herself while she splashed water in her face. She looked to her right and saw a bottle of whiskey. She looked at the bottle, and unscrewed the cap, and poured it down the toilet. As she let out a sigh of relief, she looked back to the mirror to see the younger M's Style in the reflection.
M's Style: You've freed yourself from the shadow once and for all, but it's not over yet. The Sanctum Ultimatum always precedes a major event in people's lives. For Tack, it was becoming a father. For Trevor, it was the return of Fenrir. For you, the shadow of Lavos still looms. Before, you housed the entire essence of Lavos, but this last time, it was dispersed. There is another HER out there, and soon you'll have to fight her, to finally put this to an end.
Lady M's: I'll be ready for HER. I'll be ready.
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Fourside Arena Roof
Two Monster Trucks were being positioned on the roof as a panicking Tack approached Ryan IQ.
Tack Angel: Ryan, I need to talk to you.
Ryan IQ: Not now Star Prince, I have a lot of work to do to get this ready tonight. So many different factions clashing, PLUS a whole other promotion, and we're trying to fit them all in one building? I have to add a second caged ring to fit all the Renegades tonight for the Bad Ass Rumble. You know we've got 40 participants?!
Tack Angel: That's quite a lot sir, but I need to talk to you about VERY important things!
Ryan IQ: I can't help you with your women issues Star Prince. Quite frankly, you're the face of the company, and I don't know how the women tuning in feel about their beef cake taking on a harem. You do you though, but leave me out of it. I need to go check on that second ring.
Tack Angel: But...b-but but....I CAN'T DRIVE!
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Stuart: Tonight, the 7 Nation Army claims your World Championship.
Kinniku Mike: This is the real live shit. You can't stop what's coming Munk. Star Prince, stay out of my way. Mach, just try and measure up. Amigo? You never stood a chance. That belt is mine!
Little Mac: The 7 Nation Army aren't the only ones that can stake their claim to Havok. It's not about who the best is, it's about who has the most Greed. Luckily, we just happen to be the best too.
Ishihiro Tomo: ....
Amigo: Time I get things back on track, and make the money I always should have. Mike, whether you win tonight or not, I WILL be coming for you, because Greed is Good.
Tack Angel: SOMEONE TELL THEM I CAN'T DRIVE!
Trevor Mach: The KO Bombers are taking the fight to WBPW, taking the fight to 7NA, and taking the fight to Greed. I love it. Fighting everyone everywhere, and we'll kick their asses because that's what we do.
Subculture: Better than the best. You want these Havok World Tag Team Championships? Come and get them.
Takumi Inui: I just raced into town in my 86, and I'm itching for the Grand Championship. When I decided to bring dreams to the people, I decided that I wanted to follow my own dreams too, and that means I'm going to dethrone the veteran of veterans Ness and claim the Grand Championship.
Dragon Shiryu: We're heading back to my corner of the world, and though I have yet to locate the reincarnation of Hades, this ring saint still intends to bring a Championship back to Athena.
Tack Angel: No seriously! Someone has to stop this!
Bashin Dan: Tonight is the night. I've perfected my deck. I have a dream, and the desire to win, and I'll give it better than my best. I've felt the pressure since becoming Renegade Captain, but I'm ready. I'm ready to win the Rumble. I'm ready for the main event. I'm ready to become the Havok World Champion.
Tack Angel: I think I should just leave. Should I just go? This is dangerous!
Hope Mach: My chance has come. I've been waiting, I've been training, and I've been battling my way back up. Christina and I have become the Lady Renegades Tag Team Champions, but for both of us, we can't stop until we claim the Women's Double Championship. Paula, you're a veteran, and I have respect for you, but know this. You WON'T make me tap out.
Havok x WBPW: Rumble City 2018
Havok x WBPW: Rumble City 2018
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Renegade Television/ENN
1. Havok vs. WBPW Trios: Jackson Kain[Havok][o]/Degrees[Havok]/Jeff Andonuts[Havok] beat Franky[WBPW][x]/Orange Kid[WBPW]/Apple Kid[WBPW] via Shadow Kick -> Pin
2. Havok Far East Championship: Dragon Shiryu[Havok] beat Magnum PT(c)[Havok] via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin -> NEW Havok Far East Champion!
3. Monster Truck Sumo Match: Vapetrain[Havok] beat Tack Angel[Havok] via Ring Out!
4. Havok World Tag Team Championships: Trevor Mach(c)[Havok][o]/Subculture(c)[Havok] beat Saxon[Havok]/Novus[Havok] and Severide[Havok]/Takuma Tsurugi[Havok][x] via Knee Trigger -> Pin -> Title Defense!
5. WBPW Grand Championship: Takumi Inui[Havok] beat Ness(c)[WBPW] via Crimson Smash -> Pin -> NEW WBPW Grand Champion!
6. Women's Double Championship: Paula(c)[WBPW] beat Hope Mach[Havok] via Sharpshooter -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!
7. Havok vs. WBPW vs. 7NA vs. Greed: Amigo[Havok][o]/Ishihiro Tomo[Havok] beat Firebrand X[Havok]/Sal Paradise[Havok], Cade[WBPW]/Captain Strong[WBPW][x], and Troy[Havok]/Camilo Ortega[Havok] via Olympic Slam -> Pin
8. Havok World Championhip: Kinniku Mike[Havok] beat CP Munk(c)[Havok] via Top Rope Muscle Buster -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!
9. Bad Ass Rumble: Winner faces Havok World or WBPW Grand Champion at Victory Explosion X2! Winner: Bashin Dan[Havok] -> #1 Contender for Havok World at Victory Explosion X2!
-Metal Havok rebounded from their Trios Championship loss by taking on a veteran team from WBPW. Frank and the reunited Fruit Inc. were a tough challenge, but Jackson Kain sent Franky to another loss with his Shadow Kick. After the match, Franky pulled out a switchblade and tried to stab Jackson Kain, but Kain, having been THERE before, kicked it away. The two brawled with their respective teams having to pull them apart.
-Magnum PT was the proud first ever Havok Far East Champion. So proud, he forgot he won it, but then again, he's been forgetting a lot of things lately. He wanted to represent the Far East when Havok returned to Edo, but Dragon Shiryu played spoiler, knocking him out the Rozan Shoryu-Ha to claim his first championship in some time. Shiryu's momentum is back!
-The Monster Truck Sumo Battle was next, and everyone was excited to see Tack Angel take on THE Vapetrain in this huge spectacle! Tack Angel, finally willing enough confidence to take on the Vapetrain, revved the engine, signifying his intention to compete. However, he REALLY didn't know how to drive, and never took the truck out of reverse. When it came time to go forward, he blasted right out of the circle and off the side of the building. Oops.
-Three teams, but only one Havok World Tag Team Championship....well two belts...but you know what I mean. The KO Bombers took on Greed and 7NA in this big test to their championship reign. The leather clad Bombers were against the ropes for a large portion of the match, but their ability to take punishment kept them in the game. Mach used an opportunity where Greed and 7NA turned on each other to deliver the Knee Trigger to Tsurugi followed by the pin and the win. The KO-B continue their impressive reign, and the World Tag Team Championships have never felt more prestigious.
-Ness has been dominating wrestling for years, and his most recent run with the Grand Championship has never seen him look better, but Takumi Inui, the hungry youngster served as his biggest challenge yet. Takumi was faster than Ness, and could hang, even with the lack of experience. Ness's PK Rockin' was escape by Takumi, who hit not one, but two Crimson Smashes as the crowd went mental. 1-2-3! Takumi pinned Ness to claim his FIRST World Championship! WBPW's Grand Championship! WBPW may have taken two of our belts, but we got one back, and it couldn't have been a bigger one. Congratulations to Takumi Inui!
-Paula and Hope Mach tried to steal the show with an intense Women's Double Championship match, and they very nearly succeeded. A technical spectacle between the two, with crip moves and counter moves and chain wrestling. Hope's olympic style background helped to keep her out of Paula's submission's but the presence of the three masked members of the Skulls & Bones distracted long enough for Paula to slam her and lock in the Sharpshooter. Hope kept her word and refused to tap, passing out instead. The referee stopped the match and awarded the win to Paula. After the match, the S&Bs entered the ring and attacked. Christina and Rose Mulligan came out to try and help, but the S&Bs were dominant. Suddenly, an older theme began to play, the theme of Lady M's, who ran down wearing pig tails and a tye-dyed t-shirt with a skull in the middle, reminiscent of her look when she and Trevor were the Macho Sexy tag team. She stepped int he way of the Skulls & Bones and demanded they unmask and face her. They backed off as the other Lady Renegades got back to their feet. M's made it clear she was there to declare war on the Skulls & Bones, but then she turned to Paula and made it clear that she also wanted to be next in the line for the Women's Double Championship. Lady M's is back in action.
-A tag battle between Havok, WBPW, 7NA, and Greed, served a precursor to the kind of chaos to be expected in the Bad Ass Rumble. This match served as a re-introduction of sorts for Amigo and Tomo, who came out in nice suits, with a new attitude. The fully healed Tomo showed the strength the Renegades have been fearing and put the beating on the other teams. Amigo though, showed the most intensity in the match, hitting the Olympic Slam on Strong for the pin. Greed claims the victory.
-The Havok World Championship was on the line next, as CP Munk defended against Kinniku Mike of the 7 Nation Army. A big match up for Munk, who had just defeated the Star Prince to claim the title and validate his career. For as eager to hold onto the belt as Munk was, Mike seemed even more motivated to claim the title and wash away the jokes about him. He was dominant at the way he hammered and slammed Munk. He had the size and strength advantage, but Munk had incredible heart. He showed it by lifting Mike for the Go 2 Munk, but Mike kicked out quickly. Munk was staggered by Mike, who gouged his eyes and lifted him for a release Dragon Suplex. 1-2-KICKOUT! Munk survived and tried to go high risk, but Mike met him on the top turnbuckle and lifted him for the Top Rope Muscle Buster. 1-2-3! Kinniku Mike crushed the dreams of CP Munk, and claimed the Havok World Championship once again for himself and the 7NA.
-Two cages surrounded the rings for the big return of the Bad Ass Rumble. Havok Renegades and WBPW Wrestlers alike filled the rings for the match, that would become a wild brawl, with one person escaping to challenge the champion of their choosing. Favorites included Tack Angel, who luckily survived his botched Sumo Truck fracas, Trevor Mach, who had won the Rumble in the past, Vjhearson Golvoth, who was a towering presence among everyone except Mudslide, and Grind, who was highly acrobatic, and could make an easy escape. The bell rang and the big brawl began. An incredible mass of beatings and slams ensured, as the 40 competitors duked it out to try and escape. The 7NA worked together, as did Greed. Most seemed to target previous World Champions like Tack and Trevor to keep them off the cage. Trevor actually gave Subculture a leg up as he was being brought down, and the Bomber almost escaped, but a WBPW contingent pulled him down. Several minutes of carnage, and blood began to flow, a young hand reached out from the mass of humanity and began to climb. Despite others trying to pull him down or beat him to the top, he managed to to climb faster and never let go, until he got up and over and dropped to the floor. Your winner of the Bad Ass Rumble.....BASHIN DAN!
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Footage aired of airplanes landing in Edo, as the sun rose over the horizon. Like, they literally timed it so they would arrive in the land...of the rising sun...get the symbolism? Deep right? Three different buses drove to Akiba, the familiar setting for Havok in trips like these. Though the Renegades received a heroes welcome, they also had to sign waivers promising not to leave the country in smoldering ashes on the way out.
Ryan IQ's Edo Office
Ryan IQ was arguing with Stuart, who was backed by Last Sunrise...
Stuart: You know what I want, and I'm going to get it Ryan.
Ryan IQ: Don't talk to me that way. I won't have it. Look, I JUST got to Edo, and I'm setting up my office. I have to put the fake plant in the corner, and hanging up relevant pictures that will look out of place on the concrete wall behind me. That television over there needs to be adjusted so I can only see it by watching from an angle. I got all of this stuff to do. I am in no position to adhere to your demands, and I don't intend to.
Stuart: I have the leverage, and I'll-
Ryan IQ: Don't threaten leverage! You want the title shot, just tell Mach, I'm sure he'd LOVE it!
Trevor Mach: What would I love?
Ryan IQ: How convenient.
Trevor Mach: Sorry, I was trying to listen through the door, but it wasn't working out. You want to issue a challenge? Issue it, but be quick, because I have a bitchin' itinerary already mapped out for Edo.
Stuart: The 7 Nation Army is coming for all titles, and your King of Clash Championship is next.
Trevor Mach: Yes, MY King of Clash Championship. So you want to throw down Stu? I'm down. I'm going to put this cigarette out on Severide or Tsurugi over there, not sure which yet, and then I'll happily kick your ass!
Stuart: The Last Sunrise will be challenging you. The two were...fighting after their loss at Rumble City, and I demand satisfaction. They will compete tonight and the winner will face you. What do you say?
Trevor Mach: When?
Stuart: Tonight.
Trevor Mach: Ha! Yeah?
Stuart: They have to learn the hard way. We don't fight each other in the 7 Nation Army unless I order it.
Severide: ....
Takuma Tsurugi: ....
Trevor Mach: Whatever! I think you're both morons for listening to him, but what the hell. Challenge accepted.
Ryan IQ: See? Easy right? Now get the hell out of my office.
Greed Locker Room
Little Mac: Live it up boys. Caviar and champagne all day every day.
Amigo: ...I could go for a sandwich....a really EXPENSIVE sandwich though.
Little Mac: Heh. Old habits die hard huh?
Master Lu: My connections in Edo will assure us first class living and transportation for our stay here. The sauna is open. Go get your massages boys.
Amigo: Now that beats a sandwich...slightly.
Little Mac: That man loves his sandwiches.
Saxon: Boss, we got banged up at Rumble City. You sure you want us challenging Takumi and Shiryu tonight?
Little Mac: I do, and you're going to give it your all. I want to see what you can do against them. I want to see what they can do too. I see potential in them too, and I feel a little Greed could go a loooong way in bringing them into the fold.
Amigo: You know what, I'm going to take this sandwich with me to the massage. Best of both worlds. Yeah.
Hallway
Bashin Dan was pacing back and forth in the hall, psyching himself up, as Tack Angel and CP Munk approached.
Tack Angel: There he is! The winner of the Bad...Butt Rumble! Congratulations Dan!
CP Munk: Yeah...great job.
Bashin Dan: Thanks guys. I'm hyped about our match tonight! The three of us taking on the 7 Nation Army! I get a chance to take it to my opponent before Victory Explosion. That's intense! Shaking with excitement!
Tack Angel: ...Just make sure you use the rest room before you go out there. Too much excitement is tough on my bladder. In fact, we should all-
CP Munk: I think he's got it Tack.
Tack Angel: What's wrong buddy?
CP Munk: What's wrong? I lost my title. I wasn't expecting the dream to be so short lived.
Tack Angel: Just remember, you got to reach the mountaintop. You were the World Champion. You fought years for that. It can and will happen again.
CP Munk: Thanks Tack.
Bashin Dan: When I become World Champion, you get the first title shot Mr. Munk.
CP Munk: Wow, thanks kid.
Kinniku Mike: HA! What a joke! You little shit, you think you can beat me?!
Bashin Dan: You! I have words for you Mr. Mike!
Kinniku Mike: Is that right?
Bashin Dan: You didn't believe in me when I became Renegade Captain, but I proved myself. You don't believe in me now, but I will prove myself again. I have the deck to defeat you Mr. Mike!
Kinniku Mike: You've got nothing kid. I felt sorry for you once upon a time, and tried to throw you a bone. Now, I'm going to put you out of wrestling. I'll hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt before. You won by a fluke in that Rumble. They'll say it was your "heart". Now, I've seen that so called heart of yours. You don't like to stay down. That's fine. I'll just rip your heart out before I hit that Muscle Buster and plant your ass in the ground! Let's go ladies, I need a rub down before the massacre tonight.
Bashin Dan: ...
Akiba Secret Base Ring
The show opened with the nostalgic theme of Lady M's as she came down to the ring with bat in hand, but a smile on her face. A very different outlook compared to what we've seen the last few years.
Lady M's: It's been a while since I heard that theme too. It's been a while for a lot of things. For one, it's the first time in years I'm coming to the ring with a clear head. See, I remembered something very important about myself. See this cigarette? It doesn't own me. I don't need it. See this alcohol? It has no power over me, I don't need it. I've remembered what it means to be Straight Edge. This is who I was when I kick started the Women's Division of EBW. A lot has happened since. I do have some apologies, to my husband, and to my daughter. For the rest of you though, the women in the back, I apologize for nothing! The world of wrestling should NEVER live or die on the back of just one person, and for too long too many have looked to me to be the foundation. I never wanted it. I just wanted to be. I just wanted to wrestle, to live out a dream, and escape the hell I put myself through anyways. Everything changes now. You could say I've excised my demons, but the sins of the past aren't as easy to wash away, but that brings me to this. Skulls & Bones, get your asses out here NOW!
Three motorcycles revved up as they came through the entrance way and circled the ring.
Lady M's: Oh yeah, come on in here. I'm begging you. I'd love to fight RIGHT NOW. You listen to ladies, I don't know who you are, but you're phonies. I created the Skulls & Bones. It was my creation, and I want it to end here and now, once and for all. Now, Rose Mulligan doesn't want to tell you this, but I will. She's injured. She's hurt badly from taking to you, and for that she has my respect, but what I have in her stead is the #1 Contendership to the Women's Double Championship. I have a chance to start it all over again, a brand new beginning. One more time, I will light the torch of women's wrestling, BUT I'm willing to put it on the line. Tonight, the three of you take on me, Christina Angel, and Hope Mach. If you win, you can have that title shot, and I'll never challenge again. If we win, one of you unmasks tonight! Do we have a deal?
The three ladies looked across the ring to each other and nodded before heading off to the back.
Lady M's: Exactly what I wanted to hear. Now Edo, Havok is back, the Lady Renegades are back, and Lady M's, is BACK! Let me hear you! BOOSH!
Havok: Renegade Nation
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Television/Shogun TV!
1. King of Clash Qualifier: Severide beat Takuma Tsurugi via KO Punch -> KO
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy beat Demon Masaki II via TikTak -> Pin
3. Tag: Takumi Inui[o]/Dragon Shiryu beat Saxon/Novus[x] via Crimson Smash -> Pin
4. Havok Television #1 Contender: Sal Paradise beat Grind, Firebrand X, and Camilo Ortega[x] via Nekobreaker -> Pin
5. Trios: Kinniku Mike[o]/Troy/Vapetrain beat Tack Angel/CP Munk/Bashin Dan[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin
6. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c) beat Severide via Jumping Knee Trigger -> TKO -> Title Defense!
7. Lady Renegades Trios "Mask vs. Title Shot": Lady M's[o]/Hope Mach/Christina Angel beat S&B #1/S&B #2/S&B #3[x] via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
-The Last Sunrise opened the show in a Clash Rules match to determine who in the 7 Nation Army would go after the King of Clash Trevor Mach later in the evening. A tough love match, forcing the team mates against each other, but Severide and Tsurugi have never pulled punches no matter what. The Edo crowd loved the hard hits. The impacts were like music to their ears. A Strong Style Symphony of sorts. 12 years later, I finally made the joke. Tsurugi looked to win by TKO with 2 takedowns, but Severide surprised him with the KO Punch for the Knockout and the win.
-Tracy took on Demon Masaki II in the next match. The supposed Miyuki Army was nowhere to be seen, showing the continued lack of cohesion with the women, leading to Tracy winning out with experience and the TikTak at her disposal.
-The NEW WBPW Grand Champion Takumi Inui was all smiles as he and NEW Far East Champion Dragon Shiryu enjoyed a heroes welcome to face Saxon and Novus of Greed. A fantastic tag match, but mostly a showcase for Crimson Dragon, as the Greed contingent were shaking off injuries from Rumble City. Inui hit the Crimson Smash on Novus for the pin.
-Havok's Television Championship was still in WBPW hands, but Cade was rumored to be on his way, and a match was held between Sal Paradise, Firebrand X, Grind, and Camilo Ortega to see who could potentially bring the belt back home finally. Four of the absolute best giving the Edo crowd the straight up wrestling that they love without the bullshit. Sal Paradise squeaked out the win following a Nekobreaker on Camilo Ortega, who seemed to lose the heart to compete near the end for one reason or another. Sal Paradise will challenge Cade, potentially at Victory Explosion X2!
-Trios action saw Tack Angel, CP Munk, and Rumble winner Bashin Dan take on World Champion Kinniku Mike, Troy, and THE Vapetrain. Strikers vs. hosses basically, and an action packed clashing of styles. Bashin Dan tried to lead the charge and prove himself, but taking damage from the likes of Troy and Vapers set him up for the new champ's Muscle Buster and the pin. 7 Nation Army claimed the victory, and showed off a devastating combination in this Trios.
-Trevor Mach put the King of Clash Championship on the line in the next match, as he took on Severide of the 7 Nation Army. To make it fair, Mach battered himself in the face till he bled, since Severide fought earlier in the night. Makes sense right? No, it certainly doesn't. Severide was able to score a quick take down as a result, but Mach came back hard with fists and the signature knees. Clash matches are very quick by nature, and this one saw the two both hit the mat twice. As it was tied up, Mach busted out a Jumping Knee Trigger after taking a hard shot from Severide to knock him down for a third and final time. Another title defense for the King of Clash. After the match, he grabbed the mic.
Trevor Mach: Damn, I thought you hit hard Severide. Subculture hits WAY harder than you! I guess you didn't want the belt badly enough to thwart the Bad Man. I AM a Bad Man aren't I? I'm the Big Bad Wolf! AWOOOOOO! I'm ALSO a Knockout Bomber, and holy shit are we not the best or what? Say what you will about Subculture, I sure as hell will, but damn, when it works it works. To be the best tag team, you have to defend your belts against all challenges, but you also have to throw out a few of your own. I want to do that right now. I want to challenge a legend tag team, so the KO-B can become a legend tag team. I want to challenge the only tag team I ever envied. Yeah, you all know exactly what I'm taking about! You might not know what I'm saying, but you know what I'm saying....you know? JOURNEY! THAT'S RIGHT! JOURNEY! The Knockout Bombers versus Journey! A battle of TAG TEAM LEGEND! ORA ORA ORA!!!
-The Main Event saw the Lady Renegades take on the Skulls & Bones in Trios action with a title shot being put up against the unmasking of a member of the nefarious trio. This would serve as their first in ring encounter officially, other than a couple singles match from one of the ladies. The renewed Lady M's lead the charge of a fast paced war. Despite the tough competition and the cheating ways of the Skulls & Bones, Lady M's managed to secure the win with an old school Sexy Strong Stunner on S&B #3 for the pin. The Edo crowd loved the action, but the cheers turned to boos as S&B #1 and #2 attacked as S&B #3 faked removing her mask. In the chaos, Lady M's managed to rip the mask off of S&B #1 to reveal....Aly Smash. The biggest rival in SPARKLE were face to face once again as Aly shrugged and laughed. She and the other two escaped the ring laughing as Lady M's demanded she return to the ring. Aly Smash said one thing before leaving...
Aly Smash: Tali.....HER is with me now! HER IS WITH ME!
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Footage aired of airplanes landing in Edo, as the sun rose over the horizon. Like, they literally timed it so they would arrive in the land...of the rising sun...get the symbolism? Deep right? Three different buses drove to Akiba, the familiar setting for Havok in trips like these. Though the Renegades received a heroes welcome, they also had to sign waivers promising not to leave the country in smoldering ashes on the way out.
Ryan IQ's Edo Office
Ryan IQ was arguing with Stuart, who was backed by Last Sunrise...
Stuart: You know what I want, and I'm going to get it Ryan.
Ryan IQ: Don't talk to me that way. I won't have it. Look, I JUST got to Edo, and I'm setting up my office. I have to put the fake plant in the corner, and hanging up relevant pictures that will look out of place on the concrete wall behind me. That television over there needs to be adjusted so I can only see it by watching from an angle. I got all of this stuff to do. I am in no position to adhere to your demands, and I don't intend to.
Stuart: I have the leverage, and I'll-
Ryan IQ: Don't threaten leverage! You want the title shot, just tell Mach, I'm sure he'd LOVE it!
Trevor Mach: What would I love?
Ryan IQ: How convenient.
Trevor Mach: Sorry, I was trying to listen through the door, but it wasn't working out. You want to issue a challenge? Issue it, but be quick, because I have a bitchin' itinerary already mapped out for Edo.
Stuart: The 7 Nation Army is coming for all titles, and your King of Clash Championship is next.
Trevor Mach: Yes, MY King of Clash Championship. So you want to throw down Stu? I'm down. I'm going to put this cigarette out on Severide or Tsurugi over there, not sure which yet, and then I'll happily kick your ass!
Stuart: The Last Sunrise will be challenging you. The two were...fighting after their loss at Rumble City, and I demand satisfaction. They will compete tonight and the winner will face you. What do you say?
Trevor Mach: When?
Stuart: Tonight.
Trevor Mach: Ha! Yeah?
Stuart: They have to learn the hard way. We don't fight each other in the 7 Nation Army unless I order it.
Severide: ....
Takuma Tsurugi: ....
Trevor Mach: Whatever! I think you're both morons for listening to him, but what the hell. Challenge accepted.
Ryan IQ: See? Easy right? Now get the hell out of my office.
Greed Locker Room
Little Mac: Live it up boys. Caviar and champagne all day every day.
Amigo: ...I could go for a sandwich....a really EXPENSIVE sandwich though.
Little Mac: Heh. Old habits die hard huh?
Master Lu: My connections in Edo will assure us first class living and transportation for our stay here. The sauna is open. Go get your massages boys.
Amigo: Now that beats a sandwich...slightly.
Little Mac: That man loves his sandwiches.
Saxon: Boss, we got banged up at Rumble City. You sure you want us challenging Takumi and Shiryu tonight?
Little Mac: I do, and you're going to give it your all. I want to see what you can do against them. I want to see what they can do too. I see potential in them too, and I feel a little Greed could go a loooong way in bringing them into the fold.
Amigo: You know what, I'm going to take this sandwich with me to the massage. Best of both worlds. Yeah.
Hallway
Bashin Dan was pacing back and forth in the hall, psyching himself up, as Tack Angel and CP Munk approached.
Tack Angel: There he is! The winner of the Bad...Butt Rumble! Congratulations Dan!
CP Munk: Yeah...great job.
Bashin Dan: Thanks guys. I'm hyped about our match tonight! The three of us taking on the 7 Nation Army! I get a chance to take it to my opponent before Victory Explosion. That's intense! Shaking with excitement!
Tack Angel: ...Just make sure you use the rest room before you go out there. Too much excitement is tough on my bladder. In fact, we should all-
CP Munk: I think he's got it Tack.
Tack Angel: What's wrong buddy?
CP Munk: What's wrong? I lost my title. I wasn't expecting the dream to be so short lived.
Tack Angel: Just remember, you got to reach the mountaintop. You were the World Champion. You fought years for that. It can and will happen again.
CP Munk: Thanks Tack.
Bashin Dan: When I become World Champion, you get the first title shot Mr. Munk.
CP Munk: Wow, thanks kid.
Kinniku Mike: HA! What a joke! You little shit, you think you can beat me?!
Bashin Dan: You! I have words for you Mr. Mike!
Kinniku Mike: Is that right?
Bashin Dan: You didn't believe in me when I became Renegade Captain, but I proved myself. You don't believe in me now, but I will prove myself again. I have the deck to defeat you Mr. Mike!
Kinniku Mike: You've got nothing kid. I felt sorry for you once upon a time, and tried to throw you a bone. Now, I'm going to put you out of wrestling. I'll hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt before. You won by a fluke in that Rumble. They'll say it was your "heart". Now, I've seen that so called heart of yours. You don't like to stay down. That's fine. I'll just rip your heart out before I hit that Muscle Buster and plant your ass in the ground! Let's go ladies, I need a rub down before the massacre tonight.
Bashin Dan: ...
Akiba Secret Base Ring
The show opened with the nostalgic theme of Lady M's as she came down to the ring with bat in hand, but a smile on her face. A very different outlook compared to what we've seen the last few years.
Lady M's: It's been a while since I heard that theme too. It's been a while for a lot of things. For one, it's the first time in years I'm coming to the ring with a clear head. See, I remembered something very important about myself. See this cigarette? It doesn't own me. I don't need it. See this alcohol? It has no power over me, I don't need it. I've remembered what it means to be Straight Edge. This is who I was when I kick started the Women's Division of EBW. A lot has happened since. I do have some apologies, to my husband, and to my daughter. For the rest of you though, the women in the back, I apologize for nothing! The world of wrestling should NEVER live or die on the back of just one person, and for too long too many have looked to me to be the foundation. I never wanted it. I just wanted to be. I just wanted to wrestle, to live out a dream, and escape the hell I put myself through anyways. Everything changes now. You could say I've excised my demons, but the sins of the past aren't as easy to wash away, but that brings me to this. Skulls & Bones, get your asses out here NOW!
Three motorcycles revved up as they came through the entrance way and circled the ring.
Lady M's: Oh yeah, come on in here. I'm begging you. I'd love to fight RIGHT NOW. You listen to ladies, I don't know who you are, but you're phonies. I created the Skulls & Bones. It was my creation, and I want it to end here and now, once and for all. Now, Rose Mulligan doesn't want to tell you this, but I will. She's injured. She's hurt badly from taking to you, and for that she has my respect, but what I have in her stead is the #1 Contendership to the Women's Double Championship. I have a chance to start it all over again, a brand new beginning. One more time, I will light the torch of women's wrestling, BUT I'm willing to put it on the line. Tonight, the three of you take on me, Christina Angel, and Hope Mach. If you win, you can have that title shot, and I'll never challenge again. If we win, one of you unmasks tonight! Do we have a deal?
The three ladies looked across the ring to each other and nodded before heading off to the back.
Lady M's: Exactly what I wanted to hear. Now Edo, Havok is back, the Lady Renegades are back, and Lady M's, is BACK! Let me hear you! BOOSH!
Havok: Renegade Nation
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Television/Shogun TV!
1. King of Clash Qualifier: Severide beat Takuma Tsurugi via KO Punch -> KO
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy beat Demon Masaki II via TikTak -> Pin
3. Tag: Takumi Inui[o]/Dragon Shiryu beat Saxon/Novus[x] via Crimson Smash -> Pin
4. Havok Television #1 Contender: Sal Paradise beat Grind, Firebrand X, and Camilo Ortega[x] via Nekobreaker -> Pin
5. Trios: Kinniku Mike[o]/Troy/Vapetrain beat Tack Angel/CP Munk/Bashin Dan[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin
6. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c) beat Severide via Jumping Knee Trigger -> TKO -> Title Defense!
7. Lady Renegades Trios "Mask vs. Title Shot": Lady M's[o]/Hope Mach/Christina Angel beat S&B #1/S&B #2/S&B #3[x] via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
-The Last Sunrise opened the show in a Clash Rules match to determine who in the 7 Nation Army would go after the King of Clash Trevor Mach later in the evening. A tough love match, forcing the team mates against each other, but Severide and Tsurugi have never pulled punches no matter what. The Edo crowd loved the hard hits. The impacts were like music to their ears. A Strong Style Symphony of sorts. 12 years later, I finally made the joke. Tsurugi looked to win by TKO with 2 takedowns, but Severide surprised him with the KO Punch for the Knockout and the win.
-Tracy took on Demon Masaki II in the next match. The supposed Miyuki Army was nowhere to be seen, showing the continued lack of cohesion with the women, leading to Tracy winning out with experience and the TikTak at her disposal.
-The NEW WBPW Grand Champion Takumi Inui was all smiles as he and NEW Far East Champion Dragon Shiryu enjoyed a heroes welcome to face Saxon and Novus of Greed. A fantastic tag match, but mostly a showcase for Crimson Dragon, as the Greed contingent were shaking off injuries from Rumble City. Inui hit the Crimson Smash on Novus for the pin.
-Havok's Television Championship was still in WBPW hands, but Cade was rumored to be on his way, and a match was held between Sal Paradise, Firebrand X, Grind, and Camilo Ortega to see who could potentially bring the belt back home finally. Four of the absolute best giving the Edo crowd the straight up wrestling that they love without the bullshit. Sal Paradise squeaked out the win following a Nekobreaker on Camilo Ortega, who seemed to lose the heart to compete near the end for one reason or another. Sal Paradise will challenge Cade, potentially at Victory Explosion X2!
-Trios action saw Tack Angel, CP Munk, and Rumble winner Bashin Dan take on World Champion Kinniku Mike, Troy, and THE Vapetrain. Strikers vs. hosses basically, and an action packed clashing of styles. Bashin Dan tried to lead the charge and prove himself, but taking damage from the likes of Troy and Vapers set him up for the new champ's Muscle Buster and the pin. 7 Nation Army claimed the victory, and showed off a devastating combination in this Trios.
-Trevor Mach put the King of Clash Championship on the line in the next match, as he took on Severide of the 7 Nation Army. To make it fair, Mach battered himself in the face till he bled, since Severide fought earlier in the night. Makes sense right? No, it certainly doesn't. Severide was able to score a quick take down as a result, but Mach came back hard with fists and the signature knees. Clash matches are very quick by nature, and this one saw the two both hit the mat twice. As it was tied up, Mach busted out a Jumping Knee Trigger after taking a hard shot from Severide to knock him down for a third and final time. Another title defense for the King of Clash. After the match, he grabbed the mic.
Trevor Mach: Damn, I thought you hit hard Severide. Subculture hits WAY harder than you! I guess you didn't want the belt badly enough to thwart the Bad Man. I AM a Bad Man aren't I? I'm the Big Bad Wolf! AWOOOOOO! I'm ALSO a Knockout Bomber, and holy shit are we not the best or what? Say what you will about Subculture, I sure as hell will, but damn, when it works it works. To be the best tag team, you have to defend your belts against all challenges, but you also have to throw out a few of your own. I want to do that right now. I want to challenge a legend tag team, so the KO-B can become a legend tag team. I want to challenge the only tag team I ever envied. Yeah, you all know exactly what I'm taking about! You might not know what I'm saying, but you know what I'm saying....you know? JOURNEY! THAT'S RIGHT! JOURNEY! The Knockout Bombers versus Journey! A battle of TAG TEAM LEGEND! ORA ORA ORA!!!
-The Main Event saw the Lady Renegades take on the Skulls & Bones in Trios action with a title shot being put up against the unmasking of a member of the nefarious trio. This would serve as their first in ring encounter officially, other than a couple singles match from one of the ladies. The renewed Lady M's lead the charge of a fast paced war. Despite the tough competition and the cheating ways of the Skulls & Bones, Lady M's managed to secure the win with an old school Sexy Strong Stunner on S&B #3 for the pin. The Edo crowd loved the action, but the cheers turned to boos as S&B #1 and #2 attacked as S&B #3 faked removing her mask. In the chaos, Lady M's managed to rip the mask off of S&B #1 to reveal....Aly Smash. The biggest rival in SPARKLE were face to face once again as Aly shrugged and laughed. She and the other two escaped the ring laughing as Lady M's demanded she return to the ring. Aly Smash said one thing before leaving...
Aly Smash: Tali.....HER is with me now! HER IS WITH ME!
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Footage aired of airplanes landing in Edo, as the sun rose over the horizon. Like, they literally timed it so they would arrive in the land...of the rising sun...get the symbolism? Deep right? Three different buses drove to Akiba, the familiar setting for Havok in trips like these. Though the Renegades received a heroes welcome, they also had to sign waivers promising not to leave the country in smoldering ashes on the way out.
Ryan IQ's Edo Office
Ryan IQ was arguing with Stuart, who was backed by Last Sunrise...
Stuart: You know what I want, and I'm going to get it Ryan.
Ryan IQ: Don't talk to me that way. I won't have it. Look, I JUST got to Edo, and I'm setting up my office. I have to put the fake plant in the corner, and hanging up relevant pictures that will look out of place on the concrete wall behind me. That television over there needs to be adjusted so I can only see it by watching from an angle. I got all of this stuff to do. I am in no position to adhere to your demands, and I don't intend to.
Stuart: I have the leverage, and I'll-
Ryan IQ: Don't threaten leverage! You want the title shot, just tell Mach, I'm sure he'd LOVE it!
Trevor Mach: What would I love?
Ryan IQ: How convenient.
Trevor Mach: Sorry, I was trying to listen through the door, but it wasn't working out. You want to issue a challenge? Issue it, but be quick, because I have a bitchin' itinerary already mapped out for Edo.
Stuart: The 7 Nation Army is coming for all titles, and your King of Clash Championship is next.
Trevor Mach: Yes, MY King of Clash Championship. So you want to throw down Stu? I'm down. I'm going to put this cigarette out on Severide or Tsurugi over there, not sure which yet, and then I'll happily kick your ass!
Stuart: The Last Sunrise will be challenging you. The two were...fighting after their loss at Rumble City, and I demand satisfaction. They will compete tonight and the winner will face you. What do you say?
Trevor Mach: When?
Stuart: Tonight.
Trevor Mach: Ha! Yeah?
Stuart: They have to learn the hard way. We don't fight each other in the 7 Nation Army unless I order it.
Severide: ....
Takuma Tsurugi: ....
Trevor Mach: Whatever! I think you're both morons for listening to him, but what the hell. Challenge accepted.
Ryan IQ: See? Easy right? Now get the hell out of my office.
Greed Locker Room
Little Mac: Live it up boys. Caviar and champagne all day every day.
Amigo: ...I could go for a sandwich....a really EXPENSIVE sandwich though.
Little Mac: Heh. Old habits die hard huh?
Master Lu: My connections in Edo will assure us first class living and transportation for our stay here. The sauna is open. Go get your massages boys.
Amigo: Now that beats a sandwich...slightly.
Little Mac: That man loves his sandwiches.
Saxon: Boss, we got banged up at Rumble City. You sure you want us challenging Takumi and Shiryu tonight?
Little Mac: I do, and you're going to give it your all. I want to see what you can do against them. I want to see what they can do too. I see potential in them too, and I feel a little Greed could go a loooong way in bringing them into the fold.
Amigo: You know what, I'm going to take this sandwich with me to the massage. Best of both worlds. Yeah.
Hallway
Bashin Dan was pacing back and forth in the hall, psyching himself up, as Tack Angel and CP Munk approached.
Tack Angel: There he is! The winner of the Bad...Butt Rumble! Congratulations Dan!
CP Munk: Yeah...great job.
Bashin Dan: Thanks guys. I'm hyped about our match tonight! The three of us taking on the 7 Nation Army! I get a chance to take it to my opponent before Victory Explosion. That's intense! Shaking with excitement!
Tack Angel: ...Just make sure you use the rest room before you go out there. Too much excitement is tough on my bladder. In fact, we should all-
CP Munk: I think he's got it Tack.
Tack Angel: What's wrong buddy?
CP Munk: What's wrong? I lost my title. I wasn't expecting the dream to be so short lived.
Tack Angel: Just remember, you got to reach the mountaintop. You were the World Champion. You fought years for that. It can and will happen again.
CP Munk: Thanks Tack.
Bashin Dan: When I become World Champion, you get the first title shot Mr. Munk.
CP Munk: Wow, thanks kid.
Kinniku Mike: HA! What a joke! You little shit, you think you can beat me?!
Bashin Dan: You! I have words for you Mr. Mike!
Kinniku Mike: Is that right?
Bashin Dan: You didn't believe in me when I became Renegade Captain, but I proved myself. You don't believe in me now, but I will prove myself again. I have the deck to defeat you Mr. Mike!
Kinniku Mike: You've got nothing kid. I felt sorry for you once upon a time, and tried to throw you a bone. Now, I'm going to put you out of wrestling. I'll hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt before. You won by a fluke in that Rumble. They'll say it was your "heart". Now, I've seen that so called heart of yours. You don't like to stay down. That's fine. I'll just rip your heart out before I hit that Muscle Buster and plant your ass in the ground! Let's go ladies, I need a rub down before the massacre tonight.
Bashin Dan: ...
Akiba Secret Base Ring
The show opened with the nostalgic theme of Lady M's as she came down to the ring with bat in hand, but a smile on her face. A very different outlook compared to what we've seen the last few years.
Lady M's: It's been a while since I heard that theme too. It's been a while for a lot of things. For one, it's the first time in years I'm coming to the ring with a clear head. See, I remembered something very important about myself. See this cigarette? It doesn't own me. I don't need it. See this alcohol? It has no power over me, I don't need it. I've remembered what it means to be Straight Edge. This is who I was when I kick started the Women's Division of EBW. A lot has happened since. I do have some apologies, to my husband, and to my daughter. For the rest of you though, the women in the back, I apologize for nothing! The world of wrestling should NEVER live or die on the back of just one person, and for too long too many have looked to me to be the foundation. I never wanted it. I just wanted to be. I just wanted to wrestle, to live out a dream, and escape the hell I put myself through anyways. Everything changes now. You could say I've excised my demons, but the sins of the past aren't as easy to wash away, but that brings me to this. Skulls & Bones, get your asses out here NOW!
Three motorcycles revved up as they came through the entrance way and circled the ring.
Lady M's: Oh yeah, come on in here. I'm begging you. I'd love to fight RIGHT NOW. You listen to ladies, I don't know who you are, but you're phonies. I created the Skulls & Bones. It was my creation, and I want it to end here and now, once and for all. Now, Rose Mulligan doesn't want to tell you this, but I will. She's injured. She's hurt badly from taking to you, and for that she has my respect, but what I have in her stead is the #1 Contendership to the Women's Double Championship. I have a chance to start it all over again, a brand new beginning. One more time, I will light the torch of women's wrestling, BUT I'm willing to put it on the line. Tonight, the three of you take on me, Christina Angel, and Hope Mach. If you win, you can have that title shot, and I'll never challenge again. If we win, one of you unmasks tonight! Do we have a deal?
The three ladies looked across the ring to each other and nodded before heading off to the back.
Lady M's: Exactly what I wanted to hear. Now Edo, Havok is back, the Lady Renegades are back, and Lady M's, is BACK! Let me hear you! BOOSH!
Havok: Renegade Nation
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Television/Shogun TV!
1. King of Clash Qualifier: Severide beat Takuma Tsurugi via KO Punch -> KO
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy beat Demon Masaki II via TikTak -> Pin
3. Tag: Takumi Inui[o]/Dragon Shiryu beat Saxon/Novus[x] via Crimson Smash -> Pin
4. Havok Television #1 Contender: Sal Paradise beat Grind, Firebrand X, and Camilo Ortega[x] via Nekobreaker -> Pin
5. Trios: Kinniku Mike[o]/Troy/Vapetrain beat Tack Angel/CP Munk/Bashin Dan[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin
6. Havok King of Clash: Trevor Mach(c) beat Severide via Jumping Knee Trigger -> TKO -> Title Defense!
7. Lady Renegades Trios "Mask vs. Title Shot": Lady M's[o]/Hope Mach/Christina Angel beat S&B #1/S&B #2/S&B #3[x] via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
-The Last Sunrise opened the show in a Clash Rules match to determine who in the 7 Nation Army would go after the King of Clash Trevor Mach later in the evening. A tough love match, forcing the team mates against each other, but Severide and Tsurugi have never pulled punches no matter what. The Edo crowd loved the hard hits. The impacts were like music to their ears. A Strong Style Symphony of sorts. 12 years later, I finally made the joke. Tsurugi looked to win by TKO with 2 takedowns, but Severide surprised him with the KO Punch for the Knockout and the win.
-Tracy took on Demon Masaki II in the next match. The supposed Miyuki Army was nowhere to be seen, showing the continued lack of cohesion with the women, leading to Tracy winning out with experience and the TikTak at her disposal.
-The NEW WBPW Grand Champion Takumi Inui was all smiles as he and NEW Far East Champion Dragon Shiryu enjoyed a heroes welcome to face Saxon and Novus of Greed. A fantastic tag match, but mostly a showcase for Crimson Dragon, as the Greed contingent were shaking off injuries from Rumble City. Inui hit the Crimson Smash on Novus for the pin.
-Havok's Television Championship was still in WBPW hands, but Cade was rumored to be on his way, and a match was held between Sal Paradise, Firebrand X, Grind, and Camilo Ortega to see who could potentially bring the belt back home finally. Four of the absolute best giving the Edo crowd the straight up wrestling that they love without the bullshit. Sal Paradise squeaked out the win following a Nekobreaker on Camilo Ortega, who seemed to lose the heart to compete near the end for one reason or another. Sal Paradise will challenge Cade, potentially at Victory Explosion X2!
-Trios action saw Tack Angel, CP Munk, and Rumble winner Bashin Dan take on World Champion Kinniku Mike, Troy, and THE Vapetrain. Strikers vs. hosses basically, and an action packed clashing of styles. Bashin Dan tried to lead the charge and prove himself, but taking damage from the likes of Troy and Vapers set him up for the new champ's Muscle Buster and the pin. 7 Nation Army claimed the victory, and showed off a devastating combination in this Trios.
-Trevor Mach put the King of Clash Championship on the line in the next match, as he took on Severide of the 7 Nation Army. To make it fair, Mach battered himself in the face till he bled, since Severide fought earlier in the night. Makes sense right? No, it certainly doesn't. Severide was able to score a quick take down as a result, but Mach came back hard with fists and the signature knees. Clash matches are very quick by nature, and this one saw the two both hit the mat twice. As it was tied up, Mach busted out a Jumping Knee Trigger after taking a hard shot from Severide to knock him down for a third and final time. Another title defense for the King of Clash. After the match, he grabbed the mic.
Trevor Mach: Damn, I thought you hit hard Severide. Subculture hits WAY harder than you! I guess you didn't want the belt badly enough to thwart the Bad Man. I AM a Bad Man aren't I? I'm the Big Bad Wolf! AWOOOOOO! I'm ALSO a Knockout Bomber, and holy shit are we not the best or what? Say what you will about Subculture, I sure as hell will, but damn, when it works it works. To be the best tag team, you have to defend your belts against all challenges, but you also have to throw out a few of your own. I want to do that right now. I want to challenge a legend tag team, so the KO-B can become a legend tag team. I want to challenge the only tag team I ever envied. Yeah, you all know exactly what I'm taking about! You might not know what I'm saying, but you know what I'm saying....you know? JOURNEY! THAT'S RIGHT! JOURNEY! The Knockout Bombers versus Journey! A battle of TAG TEAM LEGEND! ORA ORA ORA!!!
-The Main Event saw the Lady Renegades take on the Skulls & Bones in Trios action with a title shot being put up against the unmasking of a member of the nefarious trio. This would serve as their first in ring encounter officially, other than a couple singles match from one of the ladies. The renewed Lady M's lead the charge of a fast paced war. Despite the tough competition and the cheating ways of the Skulls & Bones, Lady M's managed to secure the win with an old school Sexy Strong Stunner on S&B #3 for the pin. The Edo crowd loved the action, but the cheers turned to boos as S&B #1 and #2 attacked as S&B #3 faked removing her mask. In the chaos, Lady M's managed to rip the mask off of S&B #1 to reveal....Aly Smash. The biggest rival in SPARKLE were face to face once again as Aly shrugged and laughed. She and the other two escaped the ring laughing as Lady M's demanded she return to the ring. Aly Smash said one thing before leaving...
Aly Smash: Tali.....HER is with me now! HER IS WITH ME!
-
Weeks Earlier...
St. Saturn Catholic Church - Saturn City
Subculture looks all around with paranoia as he sneaks into the church. He tried to make sure he wasn't followed when he is seen by a Nun.
?: Little Matthew, is that you?
Subculture: What? Wait...Sister Helen?
?: It's Mother Superior now, but yes, it is me.
Subculture: Oh, I'm sorry. You called for me didn't you?
Mother Superior Helen: Why yes Matthew. I'm sorry I wasn't more clear about that, but it's been so long since you've been here, I thought you'd forgotten about me.
Subculture: Of course not. You raised me. You kept me away from the worst of what the streets had to offer. I won't ever forget that.
Mother Superior Helen: I've seen your work on television, it had me very nervous about asking you to come here.
Subculture: I'm sorry...but that is business. This is personal. I don't answer to many, but you, I'll always owe you this life I have. You ask for me, and I'll be here. I just...need to try to keep it on the down low. I have a reputation to keep.
Mother Superior Helen: Oh Matthew, the only reputation that matters is the one you have with your maker.
Subculture: Please. The name is Subculture. Now, please tell me what I can do for you.
Mother Superior Helen: It's not for me, it's for the church. You see, we can't pay our loans anymore, and Mr. Mackleroy, the banker, he wants to close down the church and destroy it. He wants to put in a parking lot.
Subculture: This place is old Mother Superior. Maybe it would be best if you got to go someplace better.
Mother Superior Helen: My place is here, and it's where God wants me to be. The children, they need me here. You know that to be true.
Subculture: ...You're right about that. The old neighborhood hasn't gotten any better than when I was a child. Alright, how can I help?
Mother Superior Helen: We need to raise $250,000 in one week, or we will be forced to leave.
Subculture: That is a lot of money....I don't have that much. I have maybe 2 grand to my name, and forgive me, but a collection plate won't cover it either.
Mother Superior Helen: We were hoping you could use your connections to see if your fellow athletes would pitch in....OR...you could compete for the money.
Subculture: THAT...is pretty close to gambling Mother Superior.
Mother Superior Helen: Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'll take that sin unto myself if it keeps this place open.
Subculture: ...I need to think. Who even gave you this idea?
Mother Superior Helen: The new Priest who came to us not long ago. Father Sergio.
Father Sergio: Ah yes, Subculture...it's NICE to meet you.
Subculture: ...Tiberon, your mask is hanging out of your pocket.
Father Sergio: Ay Dios Mio!
Subculture: And is that Dark Kiva I see?
Father Sergio: No, tis Brother Kiva. I have shown him the way back to the light.
Brother Kiva: *Repents in Lucha*
Subculture: ...I'm going to go get some air and think about this.
Mother Superior Helen: What mask was he talking about Father Sergio?
Father Sergio: ...It's a long story.
Subculture paced back and forth outside of the church.
Subculture: ...Wait a minute....Tiberon...why doesn't he-
Trevor Mach: Your name is Matthew?
Subculture: AH!
Trevor Mach: AH!
Subculture: BASTARD!
Trevor Mach: Language Matthew, this is a house of God.
Subculture: HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
Trevor Mach: That's my secret, and YOUR secret is out! Haha!
Subculture: You're a di-...what do you want?
Trevor Mach: What do I want? I want to help!
Subculture: You do?
Trevor Mach: Of course. Quarter million though huh?
Subculture: Yeah, where do we get money like that in such a short amount of time?
Trevor Mach: We gamble for it.
Subculture: Where are we going to be able to gamble for that amount of money?
Trevor Mach: I know just the place bro. Go get packed. I'll meet you at the airport.
Subculture: ...Are you fu...messing with me right now?
Trevor Mach: For once I'm not. We don't have to be friends Subbie, but we make a great team, and that team is going to save this church.
Subculture: Alright...meet you there.
Trevor Mach: One hour.
Subculture: One hour. Got it.
Trevor Mach: Hey Subbie?
Subculture: Yeah?
Trevor Mach: We're on a mission from God.
Subculture: *sigh* You got to be kidding me.
As Subculture left, Mother Superior Helen approached Trevor.
Trevor Mach: See? *lights cigarette* He might be a prick, but he's got a soft spot for this pla-
Mother Superior Helen knocked the cigarette out of Trevor's hand.
Mother Superior Helen: Trevor Mach, you are NOT too old for a ruler to the backside!
Trevor Mach: I WAS JUST LOOKIN' AT IT!
Cargo Plane 1 Hour Later
Subculture and Trevor Mach were sitting in the back of a cargo plane, among the crates and boxes.
Subculture: I can't believe you made me pay for this! What an asshole!
Trevor Mach: I forgot my wallet!
Subculture: I don't know what I did in my life to deserve having to go anywhere with you!
Trevor Mach: You've been a baaaaaad boy Subbie.
Subculture: Why were you following me in the first place?
Trevor Mach: I was in the area, thought it'd be fun.
Subculture: Yeah...right.
Trevor Mach: "Matthew" if we find two more guys, we could rename to Matthew, Mach, Luke, and John.
Subculture: Would you be serious, and tell me what the hell we're doing?
Trevor Mach: We're going someplace where we can win that money. They'll pay up, and we won't get caught gambling for a church in public. No tabloid bullshit, and the money comes tax free. Can't beat that!
Subculture: ...Right.
Trevor Mach: Haven't seen you give a shit about something in a while. What's this place mean to you anyway huh?
Subculture: I was raised in that church. Helen, she kept me safe when I was young. She taught, and made me who I am today.
Trevor Mach: ...She did that badly eh?
Subculture: She did the best she could. You just can't teach me to be pious I guess. No matter how I feel these days, that place, and the people in it, they deserve better. This street dog is going to take care of them.
Trevor Mach: Well good for you!
Subculture: Why do you want to help me?
Trevor Mach: I have reasons, or maybe I don't. Maybe I just do what I want when I want?
Subculture: You're a pain in the ass. Heh...reminds me of this kid I used to know. I barely remember him. He was a little older than me, and he wasn't an orphan like the rest of us. He came to the church with his family. He'd sneak out and we'd get into shit. Got caught a lot. We'd fight in the playground too, it got bloody, but we always made up in time to get ourselves in trouble some more. I wish I remembered him better. I think he was the only true friend I ever had.
Trevor Mach: The hell is with the sharing?
Subculture: Heh. These crates are full of SO MUCH vodka. Here.
Trevor Mach: Now THAT is something worth sharing. Pass it over!
Subculture: Only if you tell me where the hell we're going.
Trevor Mach: Heh.
The River of Pain
The vast underground lavish locale for illegal gambling, fighting, and women was the location Trevor Mach had in mind. The place he was nearly killed by Stuart Sr., thanks to the actions of Derek Mach. The place he claimed the King of Fire title...and promptly lost it weeks later, nullifying his significant victory over the trials put upon him.
Subculture: This is where you got taken to? People felt bad for you, and you ended up here?! The name is damn misleading!
Trevor Mach: It's hell for those on the wrong side of the people down here, but if you've got the money, and the rep, it's Heaven on Earth baby.
Subculture: And do we have the cash?
Trevor Mach: 10 Grand in my duffle right here.
Subculture: You said you didn't have any money!
Trevor Mach: I just wanted to see if you'd pay for the tickets. You KEEP falling for it!
Subculture: Not my fault I assume you're a bum.
Trevor Mach: Well don't be such an ass Subbie, now let's find him.
Subculture: Who?
Trevor Mach: That fucker right there.
A man in a bright red suit and thin mustache stood at the door to the illegal fighting Colosseum.
Trevor Mach: Mr. Styx.
Mr. Styx: Trevor Mach? Well I'll be. You're the first one to escape us, and come back! You must be quite insane or suicidal!
Subculture: He's both.
Trevor Mach: Look, I understand you were just taking money from that old bastard Stu, and doing what he ordered. Business is business right?
Mr. Styx: ...That's right.
Trevor Mach: So, that's why I'm going to let you live.
Mr. Styx: YOU let ME live?
Trevor Mach: That's right.
Mr. Styx: ...You ARE insane.
Trevor Mach: Look Styx, named after the river right? I know the ACTUAL Death! I'm not intimidated by you, this place, or your fucking threats OK? I dealt with them, and I could deal with you, but instead, I want to do business!
Mr. Styx: ...Alright...I'm listening.
Trevor Mach: I have 10 Thousand Dollars in this bag.
Mr. Styx: It looks heavy.
Trevor Mach: I insist I get paid in dimes. I want to place a bet for the cage.
Mr. Styx: Is that right? Our very best are here tonight, and they're feeling very...dangerous tonight.
Trevor Mach: I'm sure they are. The two of us against your very best at 30 to 1 odds.
Mr. Styx: ...You want back in the cage? You actually want to go back?
Trevor Mach: Are you deaf Styx? PUT US IN!
Mr. Styx: 30 to 1. You want 300 Grand if you win? You know if you lose, you die right?
Trevor Mach: I know the risks, and I don't give a shit. You got the balls to put that money up or not?
Mr. Styx: A lot of people would love to see you die in that cage. Fine. That's chump change, a small price to pay for this, and I won't have to pay out, because you'll be dead. I have to wonder though. Wouldn't you rather reclaim your "King of Fire" title?
Trevor Mach: Eh?
Mr. Styx: Given dropped it to its new champion, who found his way back here. Our title was returned, which is partly why you aren't dead already.
Trevor Mach: ...No...that shit can wait for another day. The KO Bombers will do this together.
Mr. Styx: Suit yourself. I'll make the arrangements. You have one hour.
Subculture: ...You put our lives on the line.
Trevor Mach: For 300 Grand. That's MORE than the sisters need. I'd say it's worth it.
Subculture: You think so?
Trevor Mach: You don't?
Subculture: ...I can't figure you out.
Trevor Mach: I wouldn't even try.
1 Hour Later
Trevor and Subculture found themselves surrounded by a rowdy crowd in the cage. Businessmen and killers alike all making bets on the lives of the fighters within.
Mr. Styx: Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a returning victim joining us tonight. Remember this man? Trevor Mach, the man who survived the onslaught, fought through the fire, and ran off with our belt? He's back now, and he brought another body. Subculture!
Subculture: I don't like the second billing treatment.
Trevor Mach: Then make them want to kill you as much as they want to kill me.
Mr. Styx: Tonight, we have a special TAG TEAM match pitting these so called "KO Bombers", against our twin titans of terror Gonza and Hanzo!
Two bald, yet hairy, bruisers from Edo entered the cage, each standing near 7ft tall.
Trevor Mach: I'll take cue ball, and you take baldo.
Subculture: Which is which?
Trevor Mach: Does it fucking matter?!
Mr. Styx: This battle will end when the winners decide, and if that means the death of their opponents...so be it. Gonza and Hanzo have killed every opponent they have faced so far. Will they add two more bodies?
Subculture: Not if I can help it.
Mr. Styx: Oh, and one more thing. UNLEASH THE INFERNO!
The flames began to rise from the grate floor of the cage.
Subculture: WHAT THE HELL?!
Trevor Mach: Don't fall down!
Subculture: YEAH NO SHIT!
The two giant men lumbered over to the KO Bombers and smashed them against the cage, unleashing punches, until Subculture ducked one and punched back, moving Gonza back to the center of the cage. Mach grabbed the cage from behind and lifted his knee up to hit Hanzo in the chin, staggering him back, but he remained upright. The Bombers tried to avoid the long reach their opponents, but Gonza grabbed Subculture by the throat and lifted him in the air. He tried to slam him onto the fiery grate, but Mach blocked it. Subculture's relief faded fast, as Mach then swung Subbie into Hanzo to force him against the cage. He threw punches at Gonza, but the big man grabbed him by the head and forced him to his knees. As the fire licked at Mach's knees, Subculture ran and jumped off his back to land a big KO Punch to Gonza, who had the sense to fall back onto the cage. Hanzo came rushing back, but Trevor tripped him up, as he stumbled into Gonza. Mach and Subculture sized up Hanzo and attempted their wrestling finisher. Mach sacrificed his back for the Double Kneebackbreaker that launched Hanzo up for the KO Punch. Hanzo hit the grate flooring as Mach rolled out of the way to put the fire out on his shirt. Hanzo was out, but Gonza wasn't done, as he grabbed them both by the throat. He lifted them into the air, but Mach kneed him in the face, and fell to his feet, where he kicked the big guy between the legs, to a loud groaning sound from the audience. He fell to his knees, where Subculture landed the KO Punch and took him out as well. Mach and Subculture survived the match, and won the $300 Grand. Mach grabbed the mic from Mr. Styx.
Trevor Mach: I have something to say to all the people out there that wanted to see me burn today. Fuck you! HAHA!
Subculture: That could've waited!
Trevor Mach: Grab the money, and run like hell!
Subculture: Shit!
Mr. Styx: *sigh* ...I will see you again Trevor Mach.
Cargo Plane 1 Hour Later
The two slightly charred and bloody combatants celebrated their victory in the back of the plane, with a lot more to drink...
Subculture: You kicked that sack of garbage in his sack of garbage! AHAHA!
Trevor Mach: I know right?! Hilarious!
Subculture: ...I think I'm drunk.
Trevor Mach: You earned it. We saved our church.
Subculture: Yeah. Wait....our church.
Trevor Mach: Oh shit. Well, the truth is out.
Subculture: What?
Trevor Mach: Helen, the good Mother Superior, she called me first.
Subculture: She did? Why would she?
Trevor Mach: Here, take a look at this picture.
Subculture looked at a worn out picture. He saw a young Trevor Mach, grinning with missing teeth and covered in dirt, next to another young boy. Both were having their ears pulled on by a younger Sister Helen.
Trevor Mach: I used to go to St. Saturn with my family. I ran into this orphan kid, and we got into some scrapes and shenanigans. I think you know the guy.
Subculture: Heh...you got to be kidding me.
Trevor Mach: Cheers Subbie.
Subculture: Yeah....cheers Mach.
As they clinked their drinks together, a half naked girl came around the corner.
Trevor Mach: *spits drink* Hello!?
Subculture: Found her working at the River. Flashed some of that "extra cash".
Trevor Mach: ...Subculture you stud you!
Subculture: AHAHAHA!
Trevor Mach: HAHAHAHAHA!
Offline
Havok Wrestling Update!
Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Rex Ruger of Wrestling, look at me flex! We're in Edo, and Edo ALWAYS means stable warfare! This year, on that area of the ground that is two straight lines, and the space in the middle is where you stand on the way to Victory Explosion X2, we're going to see that again, but this time it will be under different rules, at an event called Elimination Edition! Team Battles will be held, with elimination rules! The two final matches, each carry a stipulation with them, to give the teams added incentive to win. Team Sexy Strong will take on Team Skulls & Bones, and it will be Masks vs. Title Match. Team Wolf vs. Team Battle Spirits Brave will determine if the World Championship or World Tag Team Championship will main event the biggest show of the year!
Team Battle Spirits Brave
Captain: Bashin Dan
Teammates: Tack Angel/CP Munk/Benjamin/Slam Master Jam
Bashin Dan: I've had some tough losses since winning at Rumble City, but I'm not giving up. I'm never giving up. I have the heart and the fire, and the power of youth! I haven't been able to be a good Renegade Captain, so I'm stepping down there, but I'm forming my own stable the "Battle Spirits" with Benjamin and Slam Master Jam. Tonight, they'll join me along with the legendary tag team Journey. I've stacked my deck for victory, and I'll take my team to a win, and then, the main event of Victory Explosion is mine.
Tack Angel: I don't really want to be called Journey....that's all.
CP Munk: All the same, we want the main event, and the title shots, this is our first time saying it officially, but the World Championship deserves that slot...the World Championship....that I just lost...after ALL those *sniff* years trying to get it back. IT'S OK! IT'S OK! I'm going to get gold back one way or the other.
Team Greed
Captain: Little Mac
Teammates: Amigo/Ishihiro Tomo/Saxon/Novus
Little Mac: I'm back in the ring for this one. I want to personally lead my team to victory. Havok, you're lucky that we're more interested in taking on the "big bad" 7 Nation Army. They may have the numbers, but we have the Greed, and Greed is Good.
Team 7 Nation
Captain: Stuart
Teammates: Kinniku Mike/Troy/Razorblade/Maniac
Kinniku Mike: This team, is the REAL LIVE SHIT! We're the best of the best. How could we be any less with the UNDISPUTED World Champion on the team? Bashin Dan, you little pip squeak. You punk! You listen to me. I'm going to thrashing Greed, but I'll be watching your match, because if you cost me the MAIN EVENT OF VICTORY EXPLOSION X2, I'll end you before you even have a chance to lose to me.
Team Havok
Captain: Firebrand X
Teammates: Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu/Jackson Kain/Sal Paradise
Firebrand X: I'm not much for words, but I don't really have to say much. Look at this team. It speaks for itself.
Takumi Inui: I claimed the WBPW Grand Championship, and now they're coming for revenge. We all need to be at the top of our game, and go full throttle. With this team, I don't see that being a problem.
Sal Paradise: I really should be the Captain....just saying.
Team Wolf
Co-Captains: Trevor Mach & Subculture
Teammates: Grind/?/?
Trevor Mach: Holy shit, they're actually going to take the match, and now they're giving us the chance to main event the damn show? To think, all I had to do was trash Ry Ry's office and leave a note. Ahaha! Team Wolf, we're called that, because we're hungry like the wolf, and the Captain just happens to be Havok's Big Bad Wolf. AWOOOOOO!
Subculture: Hey! Co-Captain remember? You know, I think I like this. I'm going to shake my fear of that damn Chipmunk, and we're going to take the main event of Victory Explosion!
Grind: And I get a payday! Thanks guys!
Trevor Mach: Don't thank us yet Grind, because we've got a surprise! A tag team of our caliber can see the talent in other teams, and a team that came before us never really got their fair shake. We're going to say screw the past, and hit that old reset button. I'm bringing the boys back! The Heel Besties, LG Rod and Randy no Kachi!
LG Rod: My career has been tethered to this man for years....AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER! IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN HAVOK WITH RnK!
Randy no Kachi: We are really evil heels! We're the freaking worst man! We ganged up to beat up some children once. That totally happened. This isn't about that though, it's about how heel teams are most supportive of each other than face teams! You guys are great! Nice goggles Grind!
Grind: Thanks!
LG Rod: We're bad, but that doesn't man we can't admit that we're best friends who love each other like brothers! Nothing non-heel about that!
Randy no Kachi: NOT AT ALL!
LG Rod: We're glad that we inspired the KO Bombers to do the same.
Subculture: WHOA! Hold the hell on! WE are NOT like you guys! Mach, why the hell did you even bring them in? You know they're going to want to challenge us eventually too.
Trevor Mach: Yeah, I hope so. Heh.
Team WrestleBound
Captain: Ness
Teammates: Cade/Johnny Starbound/Akinan/Snakebite
Ness: .....
Team Tack's Angels
Captain: Christina Angel
Teammates: Tracy/Nani/Iroha/Makoto[Debut]
Christina Angel: I have to lead a team of women who want to replace my mother. Then again, they REALLY love my Dad. I don't know how I feel about this. No no, don't give them the microphone. They all think if they get the final pin they win the "Tack Bowl".
Team Sexy Strong
Captain: Lady M's
Teammates: Hope Mach/Rose Mulligan/?/?
Lady M's: Listen, I'm not an Angel, you want that go find another team. I've got a few more dances with the devil before I'm done, but I'm going to fight on the side of the angels this time around, when I rip those masks off the S&B and kick them out of Havok! Rose will be ready just in time, and I've got a few surprises in store.
Team Miyuki
Captain: Momo Miyuki
Teammates: Demon Masaki II/Dulce Reina/Murasaki/?
Momo Miyuki: I don't know where my team is, but when I find them, we're going to DOMINATE!
Team Skulls & Bones
Captain: Aly Smash
Teammates: Val Dorado/?/?/?
Aly Smash: Oh Tali...Tali...Tali...you have NO IDEA! AHAHAHA!
Havok: Elimination Edition
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Television/Shogun TV!
1. Team Elimination: Team Tack's Angels vs. Team Miyuki
2. Team Elimination: Team Havok vs. Team Wrestlebound
3. Team Elimination: Team Greed vs. Team 7 Nation
4. Team Elimination "Masks vs. Title Match": Team Sexy Strong vs. Team Skulls & Bones
5. Team Elimination "Winning Team determines VEX2 Main Event": Team Battle Spirits Brave vs. Team Wolf
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Elimination Edition
Havok: Elimination Edition
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Television/Shogun TV!
1. Team Elimination: Team Tack's Angels beat Team Miyuki
-Makoto eliminated Momo Miyuki via Supreme Thunder -> Pin
-Murasaki eliminated Iroha via Violet Frosion -> Pin
-Murasaki eliminated Makoto via Hell Claw -> Submission
-Nani eliminated Demon Masaki II via Crossface -> Submission
-Tracy eliminated Dulce Reina via TikTak -> Pin
-Tracy eliminated Murasaki via TikTak -> Pin
2. Team Elimination: Team Havok beat Team Wrestlebound
-Firebrand X eliminated Snakebite via Fireslide -> Pin
-Sal Paradise eliminated Akinan via Top Rope Perfect Sky -> Pin
-Johnny Starbound eliminated Sal Paradise via 450 Splash -> Pin
-Ness eliminated Jackson Kain via PK Rockin -> Pin
-Takumi Inui eliminated Johnny Starbound via Crimson Smash -> Pin
-Cade eliminated Takumi Inui via Cade Crusher Suplex -> Pin
-Cade eliminated Dragon Shiryu via Cade Crusher Suplex -> Pin
-Firebrand X eliminated Cade via Fireslide -> Pin
-Firebrand X eliminated Ness via Fireslide -> Pin
3. Team Elimination: Team 7 Nation beat Team Greed
-Amigo eliminated Maniac via Ankle Lock -> Submission
-Ishihiro Tomo eliminated Razorblade via Brainbuster -> Pin
-Troy eliminated Saxon via Punt Kick -> Pin
-Troy eliminated Novus via Punt Kick -> Pin
-Little Mac eliminated Troy via KO Punch -> Pin
-Stuart eliminated Little Mac via Roll Up -> Pin
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Amigo via Muscle Buster -> Pin
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Ishihiro Tomo via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
4. Team Elimination "Masks vs. Title Match": Team Skulls & Bones beat Team Sexy Strong
-Lady M's eliminated S&B #5 via Rolling M's -> Pin
-Paula eliminated S&B #4 via Sharpshooter -> Submission
-Aly Smash eliminated Hope Mach via Kudo Driver -> Pin
-Aly Smash eliminated Rose Mulligan via Kondo Clutch -> Submission
-Lady M's eliminated Val Dorado via Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
-S&B #3 eliminated Paula via Top Rope Knee Drop -> Pin
-Aly Smash eliminated Lady M's via Curb Stomp -> Pin
5. Team Elimination "Winning Team determines VEX2 Main Event": Team Battle Spirits Brave beat Team Wolf
-Trevor Mach eliminated Slam Master Jam via Knee Trigger -> Pin
-Tack Angel eliminated Randy no Kachi via Star Driver -> Pin
-CP Munk eliminated Grind via Go 2 Munk -> Pin
-Subculture eliminated Benjamin via KO Punch -> Pin
-Bashin Dan eliminated LG Rod via Brace Clash -> Pin
-Trevor Mach eliminated CP Munk via Knee Trigger -> Pin
-Subculture eliminated Tack Angel via KO Punch -> Pin
-Bashin Dan eliminated Subculture via Brave Clash -> Pin
-Bashin Dan eliminated Trevor Mach via Choke Hold -> Referee Stoppage
Tommy Dukes: So that was a crazy thing! Here in Edo, we have just witnessed the Elimination Edition! Hello everyone, Tommy Dukes here, the white Kamala of wrestling, and I'm hoping to stop some of the wrestlers on the way back after those incredible matches! Tack's Angels managed to overcome Team Miyuki, that happened to be one person short. I never thought that team would get along. Here comes Murasaki. Murasaki! Murasaki! Care to-
Murasaki: Those bitches, they don't have a clue what they're doing! They have no freaking idea how to step in that ring, do damage, hurt people, and walk way successful. Think I might just remove them all from my ring before I do anything else. GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Tommy Dukes: Whoa! She almost stabbed me! You see that? Steve, you see that? Our team, TEAM HAVOK, they overcame WrestleBound, but it wasn't easy. Firebrand X, the captain, he survived and made it through Cade and Ness on the way to victory. Here he comes now. Firebrand, that was an incredible comeback!
Firebrand X: It wasn't a comeback. The result was never in doubt. Havok is where the best reside. We're the Renegades, and that gives us the edge every time. I thank my team for giving it their best. I wonder where this leaves me, and I think I know. Cade, you have the Television Championship, that belongs to us, and I want it. I will be your next opponent.
Tommy Dukes: Well alright then, the former World Champion is refocusing on taking the TV title back from Cade and the grips of WrestleBound. Team Greed and the 7 Nation Army collided as well, and I don't want to speak to any of them....*sigh* but here comes Mike and Stuart.
Stuart: Well look at that. Greed thinks they can move in and ruin my plans? My plans are absolute, and they are fool proof, and when they aren't, I come up with a plan B that WILL work. I leave nothing to chance, and yet I'm able to always put it all on the line. I have brought together an army to take over, and just like the world outside of wrestling where I have conquered my enemies, it's only a matter of time before I do that here. Little Mac, your Greed will have to pay the price if you continue to get in my way.
Kinniku Mike: Time and time again, you're going to see this man, with this title, destroying the competition. Amigo, you knew me best and you couldn't stop me. What chance will that little punk have? ZERO! Your whole life has been building up to giving me a VE main event victory and pay day kid. Look at me, this is the real live shit! Uuu!
Tommy Dukes: The Skulls & Bones put one over on Team M's tonight. M's thought she had a strong team, bringing in Double Champion Paula and Erica from WBPW, but Aly Smash was one step ahead. As it turned out, Erica was a member of the Skulls & Bones, and turned on M's during the match. She was Curb Stomped by Aly for the pin and the win. After the match, even though the Skulls & Bones won, another member of the team unmasked. The athletic lady that hit the Top Rope Knee Drop in the match turned out to be...
Heather Mach: Surprise! That's right bitches, I'm back, and I'm and sporting some new colors here! They promised someone from a complicated extended family, and they weren't kidding. I come from a fucked up family. Maniacs, thoughtless maniacs. Crazy is in our blood. Hell, back when the Skulls & Bones beat and tortured me, I secretly liked it! My cousin Trevor, his wife was responsible for that though, and whether I liked it or not, I've waited a loooong time to pay you back, and that makes THIS pay day! AHAHA! I'm back! I'm patched in, and I'm going to make your life a living hell M's.
Erica: That goes for both of us. I'm back too, and I'm back for the same reasons. I had a lot going for me in WrestleBound, but I wanted to be a part of this new Skulls & Bones, so I got patched in so I could make the legendary M's pay. No body could escape your shadow, and you saw to that. You were put on a pedestal, made to believe you were the best. Heh, the truly best of us are going to tear down your monument. We know the truth about you now. You're not who you used to be are you? I can't wait to finish you off.
Aly Smash: It's like I said Tali. You really had NO idea.
Tommy Dukes: Well shit. That brings us to the final match, that saw the true heart and potential of Bashin Dan revealed. Wearing a crimson mask, the young man eliminated 3 members of Team Wolf, and that's AFTER Subculture faced his fear of Chipmunks! Wait, here come the KO Bombers now.
Subculture: I told you not to call us Team Wolf, it was too much like Teen Wolf.
Trevor Mach: Yeah, I'm sure that's the shit that did it. That kid surprised the hell out of us tonight! Plain and simple.
Subculture: I hate to admit that, but he's not bad. Not bad at all.
Tommy Dukes: You guys talking about Bashin Dan?
Trevor Mach: He did it. That little bastard choked me out! Son a bitch! Tack, you and Munk, Journey, the legendary team, you kept us out of the main event. Not gonna forget that buddy, but right now, have to hand it to Dan.
Tommy Duke: I saw you out there. He blindsided Subculture and screamed in anger like I've never seen before. You looked shocked!
Trevor Mach: Well shit, you'd be shocked too if a rabid child came running at you! The kid, he earned his main event. Damn. Can't wrap my head around it. Get him over here. Where is Dan?
Bashin Dan: I'm here.
Trevor Mach: HOLY SHIT! Don't stand behind me like that!
Bashin Dan: I'm sorry. I just wanted to thank you for the great match. I've always looked up to you sir.
Trevor Mach: Don't say shit like that. I was going to beat the hell out of you.
Bashin Dan: Oh.
Subculture: I'll still do it!
Bashin Dan: WHOA!
Trevor Mach: Wait! Here...bump my fist.
Bashin Dan: Alright.
Trevor Mach: You're alright kid....you're alright. When you win that World Championship...just remember to watch your back. The Big Bad Wolf is always lurking.
Bashin Dan: ...Yes sir.
Subculture: I can't believe this happened. I'm going to go drink till I forget it happened.
Trevor Mach: Now that's a plan. Sorry liver!
Tommy Dukes: Dan, you have another huge win under your belt now!
Bashin Dan: I couldn't have done it without my team. Thank you Ben and Jam. Thank you Journey. Best friends and legends together. I can't believe how lucky I am. I will never forget. Mike, you can talk trash all you want, but I find your deck to be inferior to mine, and I will prove that at Victory Explosion. I'm the long shot. I'm the underdog, but I will win, because I AM BRAVE!
Tommy Dukes: ....Mike's going to kill you for that "Deck" reference Dan.
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Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Tuxedo Mask of Wrestling, and I'm happy, SO HAPPY, to show you that 6 matches for Victory Explosion X2 have been officially announced! We knew some of these already, but I just really like to see it made official. Firebrand X WILL be challenging Cade for the Television Championship. Takumi Inui will accept the rematch challenge by Ness for the WBPW Grand Championship. 7 Nation Army leader Stuart will be facing Greed leader Little Mac. The Tag Team battle of ultimate legendary destiny will take place, as the KO Bombers will put the titles on the line against Journey. Holy shit that match. I was the BIGGEST Journey mark! Lady M's won't be getting the Women's Double Championship shot thanks to the Skulls & Bones, BUT she will be taking on Aly Smash in a No Rules match. The main event will see Kinniku Mike put the Havok World Championship on the line against Rumble City winner Bashin Dan. STACKED! STACKED! STACKED! Stacked more than Tack's collective wives!
Tack Angel: Hey!
Havok: Victory Explosion X2
Kyoto Dome, Edo
Pay Per View
1. Havok Television Championship: Cade(c)[WBPW] vs. Firebrand X
2. WBPW Grand Championship: Takumi Inui(c) vs. Ness[WBPW]
3. Singles: Stuart vs. Little Mac
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Subculture(c) vs. Tack Angel/CP Munk
5. Lady Renegades No Rules: Lady M's vs. Aly Smash
6. Havok World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Bashin Dan
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Havok Temporary Edo Office
A group of men and one woman were seated at a table to discuss the hiring of several new talents...
Degrees: He was told to be here at 9.
Jeff Andonuts: Not sure why you expected him to show up. Not sure why WE are here either. We don't work management anymore.
Degrees: Ry-Q said it had something to do with prior agreements...but I think he just didn't want to do it.
Jeff Andonuts: Well Vjhearson, Furstwood, and Harte Faust have worked out so far, so I-
A hung over Trevor Mach stumbled through the door...
Trevor Mach: Sup.
Degrees: And there he is, an hour late.
Trevor Mach: I thought you said 9PM.
Degrees: No you didn't.
Trevor Mach: No I didn't. Why the hell am I here?
Jeff Andonuts: ...Your name was drawn out of a hat.
Trevor Mach: Makes sense.
Degrees: You're going to help us screen some new recruits to the cause. We didn't want to do it either.
Trevor Mach: What about that uptight lady over there. Who is she?
Jeff Andonuts: Uh...she's-
Ms. Graves: Ms. Graves, I'm a representative of Everybody Equal Kay.
Trevor Mach: EEK huh? Yeah, I'll say.
Ms. Graves: Your promotion has received several complaints about its rude and crude nature, but the biggest problem is your representation. It's felt that Havok is lacking in diversity and gender equality.
Trevor Mach: ...
Degrees: Trevor?
Trevor Mach: I'm trying not to vomit.
Degrees: ...I'm sure it's the hangover right?
Trevor Mach: ...
Degrees: *sigh* Drink some water for my sake please?
Ms. Graves: Mr. Mach, I know a lot about you. I want you to know that culture is changing, and Havok will be brought forward into the mainstream forward thinking 21st Century.
Trevor Mach: Hey, if it's the 21st Century, why is Fox still 20th Century Fox? Anybody? Am I the only one wondering that? It bothers me.
Ms. Graves: *sigh* We also hope to weed out the toxic masculinity and primates of the past.
Trevor Mach: No masculinity....in a combat sport...are you fucking out of your mind?
Ms. Graves: WELL I NEVER!
Degrees: He's sorry! Trevor, please say you're sorry.
Trevor Mach: Would if I was. *wink*
Jeff Andonuts: So glad this is going to be Ryan's problem and not mine.
Ms. Graves: Can we just get on with this?
Trevor Mach: *lights cigarette* Let's do this shit.
Applicants from all over were interviewed by Degrees, Andonuts, and Graves. Mach passed out on the table until...
?: AHHH!
Trevor Mach: Eh?
Degrees: Mach, do you have any questions?
Trevor Mach: Wha?
Trevor looked up and saw two figures in front of him. One was a warm and kind looking balding man, with a goatee and eyes perpetually closed. The other who screamed moments ago, was an angry and jittery looking man with piercing bug eyes, thick eyebrows, large pointy nose, and a bowl cut mullet. Both were wearing tropical shirts.
Degrees: I was wondering if you had any questions for Terry or Deryl here.
Trevor Mach: Uh...which one is which?
Daryl: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T LISTENING! DAMN TERRY!
Terry: Aw, I'm sure he's just tired. These guys work really hard, and it's to be expected that they would be tired.
Daryl: YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING EXCUSES! YOU SUCK!
Terry: Hehe, always the kidder Daryl.
Daryl: AH!
Trevor Mach: I'll have some of what your snorting Daryl. Hire these guys.
Degrees: What?
Ms. Graves: You haven't asked questions, nor have you bothered to speak with any prior applicants. Why these two?
Trevor Mach: They're hilarious, and they remind my of two guys I know.
Terry: Hey that's great. Thank you so much!
Daryl: YOU'LL ALL REGRET THIS!
Terry: Daryl, they're going to hire us.
Daryl: IT'S BECAUSE OF ME! YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Terry: Hehe, there he goes again. Always making jokes.
Jeff Andonuts: Hey wait! And they left. You know they think you just hired them.
Trevor Mach: I did.
Jeff Andonuts: You don't get to do that.
Trevor Mach: Then what the fuck Jeff? I'm going to go crawl back into my bottle of Sake and then find some of Daryl's stash and-
Jeff Andonuts: We have one more applicant. A Lady Renegade.
Ms. Graves: Pay close attention to this one Mr. Mach. It's time men like you gave these women the time and attention they deserve. Diverse women will be the future!
Trevor Mach: ...How stylish.
Degrees: Send her in please.
A young lady with short brown hair and a black leather jacket, with a cowgirl hat walked in.
Ms. Graves: State you name please?
?: Jane Black mam.
Ms. Graves: Ms. Black, Havok is going through changes right now. I've imposed myself onto them to show them the error of their ways when it comes to the treatment of the Lady Renegades.
Trevor Mach: It's the harem thing that bothers you isn't it? That's not my fucking fault! Blame stupid sexy Tack the Oppai Admiral and his booby brigade!
Ms. Graves: MR. MACH!
Jane Black: Actually, I like the Lady Renegades a lot. I like the difference here, because they're constantly struggling for what they want. Being given something has no value. You have to earn it.
Ms. Graves: ...You earn it by being female, and sticking it to the male oppressors.
Jane Black: I'm just here to wrestle Mam.
Degrees: How long have you been a wrestler Jane?
Jane Black: 4 years.
Jeff Andonuts: Where have you competed?
Jane Black: Local places back home in the Dusty Dunes, but recently I've been here in Edo for D2T. That's how I was able to make it here today.
Trevor Mach: Yeah, I thought she looked too white to be from Edo.
Degrees: Mach? You have any questions for Jane?
Trevor Mach: Questions? How fast can you run the 100?
Jane Black: I-
Ms. Graves: That question is irrelevant!
Trevor Mach: It's what now?
Ms. Graves: Asking her about her physical attributes discriminates against those that are not able bodied.
Trevor Mach: ...They aren't applying today. They're not here you crazy lady. Who the hell are you afraid of offending?! We're wrestlers. We wrestle! It's a PHYSICAL SPORT! If she doesn't have what it takes it's her ass!
Jane Black: That's right, it's my ass, and my hard luck!
Trevor Mach: Eh?
Jane Black: Sorry.
Trevor Mach: No, not sorry. Go on. Say something else. Tell us what you're thinking right now.
Jane Black: To be honest, I don't want to be a quota hire. I want to be accepted into Havok because I'm the best or working my way towards becoming the best. I worked on a farm all my life, so I know how to work hard. I am fully capable of the athletic requirements, and I'm not afraid to bleed. Back home, and here in Edo, I've been known to cause a calamity or two in the ring, and NO, I have no intention of trying to win the "Tack Bowl".
Degrees: Can you believe she's the first Lady Renegade applicant to say that today?
Jeff Andonuts: That Star Prince is a wizard or something.
Ms. Graves: Thank you Ms. Black, that will be al-
Trevor Mach: I'm not finished yet lady!
Ms. Graves: You just want to continue to humiliate that girl!
Trevor Mach: Humiliate her? Who the fuck cares what I think! She shouldn't! You think she deserves respect because she's sporting tits? You want respect you earn it! Doesn't matter who the fuck you are! You're killing a perfectly good buzz right now! Listen to me, and listen good Jane. Don't take no shit, and don't take the easy route. You don't need my respect, but if you want it, leave this place right now, and earn your spot the right way, when this uptight bitch has shoved back off to stupidest corner of our truly screwed country.
Ms. Graves: MR-
Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah yeah, I heard you! I'm out of here.
Jane Black: So am I.
Ms. Graves: Ms. Black?
Jane Black: He's right. You're judging people for all the wrong reasons, and you're just handing out jobs that should be earned. I don't need you to hand me anything Ms. Graves. I'll get the job myself.
Degrees: Ms. Black. Ms. Black! Great, she left too. Someone should have told her and Mach, that she WAS going to have to earn her spot. This was just to see who would make final picks!
Jeff Andonuts: This whole thing was a mistake, and I hate to admit it, by Mach is right. Ms. Graves, your EEK group will not be needed in Havok. On behalf of Ryan IQ, we'll sever that relationship. We can figure out our own way though the absolute madness of the 21st Century.
Ms. Grave: You will regret this. YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Degrees: *sigh* This could get ugly.
Jeff Andonuts: Yeah....for Ryan. Hehehe.
Outside the office, Jane Black chased down Trevor Mach.
Jane Black: Mr. Mach.
Trevor Mach: It's just Trevor kid. It's just Trevor.
Jane Black: Trevor, thanks for what you said. You have a bad reputation, but that made a lot of sense.
Trevor Mach: The bad reputation is earned and legit, but I can't stand this PC bullshit. You'd be selling yourself short if you bought into it. I've seen your work. Subbie and I were drinking at the D2T event last night. You got what it takes in my opinion, you just need an edge. Get yourself a new bad ass name, and demand a match from Ry Ry personally.
Jane Black: A new name? I already got it. You can call me, Calamity Jane.
Trevor Mach: Oh, I like that! Word to the wise. No matter what happens. Don't fall in love with Tack Angel. The man's sex cult is getting out of control.
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Ryan IQ's Office
Ryan IQ and Stuart were arguing back and forth...
Ryan IQ: What's the problem here?
Stuart: You just think you can TAKE the Trios Championship from us?
Ryan IQ: The champion's team disbanded, you don't just get to decide who holds the belts next.
Stuart: That Magnum PT...what a moron.
Ryan IQ: He might have forgotten he was on my team, but he still did me a solid in that aspect.
Stuart: You think I'm just going to take that laying down?
Ryan IQ: I don't care Stuart.
Stuart: You will care if I make sure that no match tonight gets off the ground. What will that do for your ratings and cash flow?
Ryan IQ: ...Look, I booked the match you wanted. Mike and your goons will face the legendary Journey, Firebrand, and Sal Paradise. You got that much. Deal with that.
Stuart: Deal with that? Ryan, a day is coming soon where I won't have to "deal" with anything from anyone ever again. My Dad figured that out, and so will you.
Ryan IQ: Stu...about your Dad, I-
Little Mac: What's going on here? A little pow wow? You didn't invite me?
Ryan IQ: I need to lock that door.
Stuart: This is a matter between us. Greed is irrelevant.
Little Mac: You think so? Heh. I'm going to sip some expensive champagne while I watch this show from my VIP section, and then when I feel like it, I'll show who is irrelevant.
Stuart: Go enjoy that bottle. You sealed your fate wanting a match with me at Victory Explosion. Has been.
Little Mac: ...Never was.
Stuart: WHAT DID YOU-
Ryan IQ: Guys. Guys! GUYS! PLEASE....get the hell out of my office.
Akiba Secret Base Ring
The show opened with Kinniku Mike standing in a dark arena, with a single spotlight on himself and the Havok World Championship.
Kinniku Mike: This....is the Havok World Championship, and this belt is wrapped around the waist of the sexiest wrestler alive. We already knew that. It's around the waist of the most powerful wrestler alive. Knew that too. Wrapped around the waist...of the absolute greatest. What do you know, that too is common knowledge. I know, and you know it. The only reason anyone else ever had this, was because I lost my way for a little while, but then I remembered that I am the real live shit. I am the best. I'm better than Tack Angel. I'm better than Firebrand X. I'm better than Sal Paradise. I'm better than Trevor Mach. I'm better than Amigo! I'm better than Ness! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYONE LIKE ME! This spotlight, it belongs to me. This spotlight is mine. The best aren't good enough to take it from me. Where am I going with all of this? What the hell does Bashin Dan think he's going to do against me?! This kid, he's going to main event the SHORTEST MAIN EVENT in Victory Explosion history! It's embarrassing! You people, you won't get what you want. The underdog won't win. He won't even come close. He'll be remembered FOREVER as a laughing stock and a failure. I-
Bashin Dan: You talk to much is what you do!
Kinniku Mike: What? Where are you? No, don't move that spotlight! Don't light the room up either! Keep it just the way it is. This kid, belongs in the shadows. Let him stay there, it's fitting. It's almost like obscurity.
Bashin Dan: I don't need the light. I see you just fine, and what I see is an opponent that underestimates my deck!
Kinniku Mike: Enough with your stupid card game analogies!
Bashin Dan: ...Fine...you underestimate my HEART! I have youth! I have talent! I have a battle spirit! I'm brave! I-
Kinniku Mike: Don't have this title. You don't have these muscles. You don't have my experience. You don't have my sex appeal. You don't have THIS spotlight!
Suddenly, the spotlight started moving up in the rafters. Someone ripped the light off the beam and started dragging it away.
Kinniku Mike: What the hell is going on here?
The scraping sound could be heard all over the arena as the sound ended up at the entrance, where the figure dragged the light beside Dan on the way to the ring. The lights slowly started to rise, as it was revealed that Trevor Mach had the light. He stood in the ring with Mike and tossed the light right in front of him.
Trevor Mach: Here. Take your damn spotlight. Take it home, put it on your shelf. Nobody cares! Seriously, who gives a shit?! Take the spotlight or go point at a sign, who cares! You know what that kid wants? He wants to win. He wants the World Championship. I've seen it with my own eyes. At that elimination thing we just did, I underestimated the kid, and look what happened. Mike, you're setting yourself up for the most humiliating moment in your career, and that includes that time you kidnapped Tali by baiting her with Twinkies and Dr. Pe-
Kinniku Mike: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BRING THAT UP ANYMORE!
Trevor Mach: I say a lot of shit. You're talking the most shit right now, and it's going to bite you so badly. Consider that a warning.
Kinniku Mike: Fine, but what is the "Big Bad Wolf" doing in this ring with the World Champion. I heard that tonight you're facing Troy. Havok unfairly took the Trios titles from the 7NA, so now Troy is going to take your King of Clash Championship. Why the hell are you here now, talking all of this shit?
Trevor Mach: Well damn Mike, I was just so tired of your cliche bullshit, that I had to put a stop to it. PLUS, I figure I'd make a great distraction.
Kinniku Mike: A distraction?
Trevor Mach: Heh...for the kid.
Mach backed away as Bashin Dan spun Mike around and started laying into him over and over. Mike quickly scrambled out of the ring as Trevor Mach raised Bashin Dan's hand. He mocked attacking Dan, but then backed away laughing and let Dan bask in the non-spotlight...cause the spotlight was broken now.[/b]
Backstage
Subculture: What the hell was that all about?
Trevor Mach: Oh that? That was just fun.
Subculture: We have a match with the legendary team Journey at Victory Explosion X2, and you're picking a fight with 7NA?
Trevor Mach: Heh. Yeah.
Subculture: ...Hehe...you're crazy man you kno-LOOK OUT!
Subculture pushed Mach out of the way just in time to eat a big boot from Troy. Mach tried to pick a fight, but security pulled them apart. Trevor helped up Subculture.
Trevor Mach: What are you doing taking shots for me like that?
Subculture: IT WAS A STUPID REFLEX! DAMMIT THAT HURT!
Trevor Mach: Haha, you cared about my well being.
Subculture: Just don't make me face the chipmunk by myself!
Havok Interview Stage
Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the closest thing we have to a female interviewer of wre-HEY! I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! STEVE! It's been crazy tonight, and we've just gotten started! This Edo crowd is hot for the wrestling action, but how could we miss out on a chance to speak with Lady M's. M's, you-
Lady M's: I don't need you to say another word Dukes. I know what happened, I was there. This happened to me personally, and it's been happening to me for years. Aly Smash, you recruited from my past for your Skulls & Bones. You patched them in and brought them back to ruin my life. Why? Our past? This long storied rivalry? HER? It doesn't matter. You're here, they're here, and you've all become the road blocks keeping me away from the Lady Renegades Championship. You're keeping me away from what I feel I have to do to come full circle. That's a mistake for all of you. I have friends, and I have family, and they want to stand with me up here right now. They want to show solidarity. Instead, I stand here as one woman, who will do what I've been doing for over 10 years. I will fight you. I will fight you all. One at a time, all at the same time. It doesn't matter. Tonight, I have a blast from the past with Erica. Then I'll take on Val. Then, I get to have a reunion with my old friend Heather. Finally, I put you down. I pin you. I submit you. I knock you out. One of these ways, I finally beat you, and I finally beat HER.
Havok: Renegade Nation
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
Renegade Televison/Shogun TV!
1. Tag: Saxon[o]/Novus beat Takuma Tsurugi[x]/Severide via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin
2. Havok Trios Qualifier: Hope Mach/Christina Angel/Rose Mulligan[o] beat Benjamin/Slam Master Jam[x]/Raymond Furstwood via Bloody Bomb -> Pin
3. Havok Far East Championship: Dragon Shiryu(c) beat Magnum PT via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Havok King of Clash: Troy beat Trevor Mach(c) via TKO -> NEW King of Clash!
5. 8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Razorblade/Maniac/Vapetrain beat Tack Angel/CP Munk/Firebrand X/Sal Paradise ended in No Contest!
6. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Harte Faust via Brave Clash -> Pin
7. Lady Renegades Singles: Lady M's beat Erica via DQ
-The opening match saw Greed's Saxon and Novus score a huge upset over Last Sunrise. Exciting tag match, but the youth from Saxon and Novus, and their prior experience advantage as a team helped them against the strikers that have always fought like two singles competitors in a team. Saxon hit the Flying Forearm Smash on the older Takuma Tsurugi to pin him for the win. After the Greed win, Stuart came out and declared his disappointment in his team, and it would take a big act to remain in the army. Severide immediately knocked out Tsurugi with the KO Punch. Stuart welcomed him back into the fold.
-A match was held to qualify a Trios team to fill the recent vacancy, and a surprise team overcame to move forward. Hope Mach, Christina Angel, and Rose Mulligan joined forces against the male team of Benjamin, Slam Master Jam, and Raymond Furstwood. The power of youth would be on the side of the Lady Renegades, as the former Women's Double Champion Rose Mulligan hit the Bloody Bomb on Slam Master Jam to pin him for the win. A Lady Renegades Trios team will be in the running for the Trios Championship.
-The Havok Far East Championship was on the line next, as Magnum PT was given a rematch. The often confused hero of Eagleland and Edo was looking to prove he was on the level of Amigo and Kinniku Mike, but a Rozan Shoryu-Ha crushed his hopes.
-Troy challenged the King of Clash Trevor Mach in a bombastic battle of 7NA vs. KO Bomber. Troy was like a rampaging bull, starting off the match by gouging Mach in the eyes and tossing him down for the first of three takedowns needed to win the match. An impaired Mach still managed to trip up Troy for a takedown of his own, and a Knee Trigger for the KO attempt, but the imposing Troy returned to his feet and battled back. Troy changed tactics, using his big boots to repeatedly knock Mach off his game. Mach took another fall, but he again evened it up with a jumping knee that took Troy down. Both men bloody, the finish ended in controversy, and Mach jumped up to knee Troy as Troy hit a headbutt on Mach. Both men tumbled to the ground, and it looked like they hit the mat at the same time. Two referees came out to argue the finish, but it was awarded to Troy to a sea of boos from the Edo fans. Mach argued it, but then extended a hand to the smug Troy. Troy played along and took his hand, but Mach pulled him in for Knee Trigger and chucked the title belt at him.
-A major battle in the war against Havok and the 7 Nation Army got complicated, as in the middle of an 8-man war featuring legendary tag team Journey, the Greed stable poured into the ring along with Little Mac and Master Lu. The two veterans joined their team in attacking the other teams and establishing their dominance in the ring. NO CONTESTUUUU!
-Bashin Dan continued his hot streak after winning the Elimination Edition and securing his main event at Victory Explosion. The young man battled boxer Harte Faust, ducking and weaving his punch attempts before the kick to the gut and the Brave Clash for the pin and the win.
-The main event saw Lady M's take on the returning Erica, now sporting the leather of the S&B, the biker group working with 7 Nation Army in the take over of Havok. M's rogue's gallery reassembled, but a reborn M's is standing in their way. Erica opened the match dominating, but M's shook off the beating and played up to the crowd, much to Erica's dismay. A back and forth main event that saw M's start to take control when a Sexy Strong Stunner was blocked, but M's turned it into a discus elbow before hitting the SSS anyways. She was ready to land the Rolling M's, when the Skulls & Bones came to attack. They backed M's into a corner, but she surprised them by pulling a bat out of the turnbuckle and using the equalizer to force Aly and her group out of the ring. M's won by DQ and proved to the Skulls & Bones that the talent is still there, the smarts are still there, and M's is a dedicated woman on a mission to bring down the Skulls & Bones.