EBW: Live E1 Climax 2018
Summers Beach, Summers

1. E1 Climax Block A: Firebrand X vs. Jammer ended in a Time Limit Draw
2. E1 Climax Block A: Amigo beat Sal Paradise via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage
3. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel beat Vjhearson Golvoth via Roll Up -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block B: Johnny Starbound beat Vapetrain via 450 Splash -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Subculture beat Kinniku Mike via KO Punch -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block B: Bashin Dan beat Jamie OD via Brave Clash -> Pin
7. Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach beat Robert Sandwich via Knee Trigger -> Pin
8. EBW Women's Television Championship: Gold(c) beat Queen Bolshoi via Golden Exploder -> Pin -> Title Defense!
9. EBW Women's Tag: Calamity Jane[o]/Lainey Strong beat Murasaki/Troian via DQ

Block A
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Firebrand X[3]
Jammer[1]
Sal Paradise[0]
Amigo[2]
Tack Angel[4]
Vjhearson Golvoth[2]

Block B
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Johnny Starbound[4]
Vapetrain[2]
Subculture[2]
Kinniku Mike[0]
Jamie OD[0]
Bashin Dan[4]

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EBW: Live E1 Climax 2018
Summers Beach, Summers


1. E1 Climax Block A: Sal Paradise beat Firebrand X via Kokoro wo Hiraite -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Jammer beat Vjhearson Golvoth via Slam Jam -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel vs. Amigo ended in a Time Limit Draw
4. E1 Climax Block B: Johnny Starbound vs. Subculture ended in a Time Limit Draw
5. E1 Climax Block B: Bashin Dan beat Vapetrain via Roll Up Pin -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Block B: Jamie OD beat Kinniku Mike via Spicy GTPK -> Pin
7. Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach beat Misogynist Paul via Knee Trigger -> Pin
8. Women's Battle Royale: Calamity Jane vs. Murasaki vs. Gold vs. Sylvie  vs. Christina Angel vs. Hope Mach vs. Troian vs. Lainey Strong vs. 21st Century Foxx vs. Queen Bolshoi vs. Kei Akiyama vs. Kayla Sparkz Winner: Sylvie "Queen of Soft Style"

Block A
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Firebrand X[3]
Jammer[3]
Sal Paradise[2]
Amigo[3]
Tack Angel[5]
Vjhearson Golvoth[2]

Block B
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Johnny Starbound[5]
Vapetrain[2]
Subculture[3]
Kinniku Mike[0]
Jamie OD[2]
Bashin Dan[6]

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EBW: Live E1 Climax 2018
Club Neon, Summers

1. E1 Climax Block A: Vjhearson Golvoth beat Firebrand X via Buckle Bomb x Choke Slam -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel beat Sal Paradise via Angel Driver -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Block A: Jammer beat Amigo via Slam Jam -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block B: Johnny Starbound beat Bashin Dan via 450 Splash -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Jamie OD vs. Subculture ended in a Time Limit Draw
6. E1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike beat Vapetrain via Muscle Buster -> Pin
7. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Tracy vs. 21 Century Foxx ended in a No Contest
8. 6-Woman Tag: Murasaki/Troian/Sylvie[o] beat Christina Angel/Hope Mach/Gold[x]vs.

Block A
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Firebrand X[3]
Jammer[5]
Sal Paradise[2]
Amigo[3]
Tack Angel[7]
Vjhearson Golvoth[4]

Block B
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Johnny Starbound[7]
Vapetrain[2]
Subculture[4]
Kinniku Mike[2]
Jamie OD[3]
Bashin Dan[6]

Club Neon Back Alley

Lady M's bust down the down to the back, with a crowbar in hand, on the hunt for Maniac.

Lady M's: I was told you came this way. You knew I was in the building. That had you be your way of calling me out, so where the hell are you? I'm going to bust your teeth out for what you've done. Come on out!

M's walked by a drunk couple stumbling by, and a homeless woman, but the homeless woman was Maniac in disguise, and he pushed her against the wall and put a knife to her throat.

Manic: You need to pay more attention ya know?

Lady M's: You son of a bitch!

Maniac: Ha! What do you think of the dress? I think it looks better on me. The bra is a bit much though. Not sure why I put that on, guess it's method acting. AHAHAHA! STOP TRYING TO MOVE! You listen to me girly, I could slit your throat right now. You have no power right now. No control. You are, completely helpless. It's not by one of your "rivals" that you end up in bed with either. It's by a Maniac, who doesn't give a fuck if you live or die, and I mean that. See, I am what you would be if you didn't actually care about SOME things. No matter how hard you try to bury your heart, you still have one, and it's beating. I don't feel a thing right now. Killing you, might give me a rush, but who knows. You want to know why I did what I did don't you? I don't care to tell you. I have nothing to hide there. I thought it would be fun, and it's been SO MUCH fun. Eh! What did I say! Stop moving!

Maniac cracked M's in the head with her crowbar. She was dazed long enough for Maniac to cuff her to a steam pipe.

Maniac: When you don't listen to me, you pay a penalty Tali Mach. Where do I start? I know.

Maniac cut down the middle of M's shirt with his knife.

Maniac: You're good looking, but you already knew that? Soft, dark skin. Warm to the touch. I wonder what it would feel like to cut into it.

Lady M's: Just do it and shut the hell up already! You don't intimidate me asshole!

Maniac: I think I do. I think I have you shaking inside, because of the situation I have you in right now. I wanted you to know what it was like. I wanted you to be stripped away of your power, like I am every time they try and throw me behind bars. See, I tried to play it nice for a while. I thought I could be a rassler. I was the Champion of the World! But....old habits die hard. Hurting you physically isn't enough. I have to hurt you on every level. I need to take away your control, because that is what you've always had. What you've always prided yourself on. You couldn't stop me from hurting Smash. You couldn't stop me from attacking you when you called me out. You couldn't stop me from getting involved in the matches earlier, and you couldn't stop me, when I decided it was time to lock you down, and humiliate you.

Lady M's: You think I'm humiliated? I'm just getting warmed up here Maniac. You do your worst and see where it gets you. I don't break. I don't know how to bre-

Maniac hit her with the crowbar again.

Maniac: Really? I think I broke something on you just then. Of course, I don't want to hit you TOO hard. I want you capable of competing. See, you called me out, and you wanted a match. You got it. I will give that to you. A gift from me to you. What I want, is for that match to be your ultimate humiliation. I will strip you away of your facade, your title, your legacy. I will even strip you of your clothes, leaving you naked and broken, beaten by a true Maniac.

Lady M's: Heh. *spits blood* You have to do better than that. You might try to break me, but I'll get the last laugh, then I'm going to break your arms and your legs, and make you tell me who let you out of the asylum, so I can hurt them too, and I WILL hurt them, in creative ways. I'm a maniac too, but I channel it, I make it productive, I make it work for me. All you're doing is grandstanding. I'll get results.

Maniac: Grandstanding?

Maniac cut off a chunk of M's hair and smelled it, before running the blade against her cheek.

Maniac: This is just foreplay. I'm far from finished. You should really look up my rap sheet, Real Name: Jose Alveda, and see what I've done to women like you in my life. Now, how would you put up a front against something like that hmmm?

Lady M's: Like this!

M's pulled the pipe she was cuffed to off the wall, and let loose a torrent of steam, that seemed to catch Maniac, but before M's could pummel him with the pipe, he ran off. Only then, did M's realize she had his knife in her leg.

Lady M's: ...*deep breath* I'm going to hang onto this for you. You'll get it back....I promise.

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EBW: Live E1 Climax 2018
Club Neon, Summers

1. E1 Climax Block A: Firebrand X beat Tack Angel via Fireslide -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Block A: Amigo beat Vjhearson Golvoth via Count Out
3. E1 Climax Block A: Jammer beat Sal Paradise via Slam Jam -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Block B: Johnny Starbound beat Jamie OD via 450 Splash -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike vs. Bashin Dan ended in a Time Limit Draw
6. E1 Climax Block B: Subculture beat Vapetrain via KO Punch -> Pin
7. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Murasaki[o]/Troian beat Hope Mach/Christina Angel[x] via Violet Frosion -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions!

Block A
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Firebrand X[5]
Jammer[7]
Sal Paradise[2]
Amigo[5]
Tack Angel[7]
Vjhearson Golvoth[4]

Block B
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Johnny Starbound[9]
Vapetrain[2]
Subculture[6]
Kinniku Mike[3]
Jamie OD[3]
Bashin Dan[7]

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EBW: Epoch VI E1 Climax 2018
Summers Arena, Summers
ENN+

1. E1 Climax Block A 1st vs Block B 2nd: Tack Angel vs. Bashin Dan
2. E1 Climax Block B 1st vs Block A 2nd: Johnny Starbound vs. Jammer
3. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Amigo(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Kinniku Mike
4. Mixed Singles: Lady M's vs. Maniac
5. EBW Women's Television Championship: Gold(c) vs. Sylvie
6. EBW World Championship Revolver: Trevor Mach(c) vs. "The Brand"
7. E1 Climax Finals: TBD

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EBW: The Clash Epoch VI Preshow

Tony Bologna: Hello EBW fans, Tony Bologna here, and this The Clash! We have a huge night ahead of us at the SOLD OUT Summers Arena, as it's time for the finals of the 2018 E1 Climax. This week has been insane in Summers, with some big surprises in the final four. Tack Angel, Jammer, Johnny Starbound, and Bashin Dan. Only one member of the Elite 4 made it, while 2 members of the Thrillers are going to have to face off for a spot at the finals. The big story has been the return to form of Bashin Dan. The Kid is back! We'll see how he does against the "1 out of 101 Guys Ace" Tack Angel.

GR: Hurr! Forget that, we're got Bobby BY GAWD Blitzworth competing tonight! A Sooner Blue Chipper if there ever was one!

Tony Bologna: That's right, he'll be facing Firebrand X, but that's no all. We have an assortment of guests we will be seeing tonight on The Clash. We have the "Not Human" CPO engaging in a Hoss Battle tonight with Snakebite, Golvoth, and Vapetrain. THE Eagleland Wrestling Alliance Champion Colby "The Eagleland Cheese" will making the rounds through EBW, taking on Benjamin for the "11.5 Pounds of Mostly Gold". Subculture will be taking on the "Edgelord" from TCPW Sami Crowe, leader of the group "Twoson Versus Anything". Let's cut to a package from Crowe...

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In a dark room, a short guy, with a swat vest and baseball hat on, was harassing a Lakitu.

Sami Crowe: Is the camera on? Put it on me! Look, I am swaying, and getting as close to the camera as I CAN! I am speaking....VERY....MEEELOOOODRAMATICALLY! Talking slowly and softly....BUT THEN GETTING REALLY LOUD AND MAD! I AM FROM TWOSON! TWOSON GOOD! THIS PLACE BAD! SUBCULTURE NOT FROM TWOSON, SO SUBCULTURE LOSE! Summers, you get to see me literally murder a man in the ring, cause he's not from Twoson. Thumbs up, thumbs side ways, thumbs over there,.....thumbs down.

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Tony Bologna: Well thank you Sami, you've exposed the art of the promo as a sham, and doomed us all. Thank you for that. We now take it to "The Brand".

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"The Brand" was in a psychiatrists office, speaking with a Doctor...

"The Brand": You know, it's good to know who you're dealing with in high stakes matches like this. I don't know what match we'll end up in at any moment, so I should at least know more about the devil in these details, Trevor Mach. The "Bad Man" as he calls himself. So, I spoke to Dr. Ramshackle here, and he poured through hours of Mach footage. I'll let the man tell you what he learned.

Dr. Ramshackle: Trevor Mach is a high functioning psychopath, bordering on traits of a sociopath. He appears to not see people as people, but as obstacles in his way. He either parts them to one side, his allies, or he tries to destroy them, his enemies. In either case, he uses friendship or fury to part the path in front of him, because he only seems to care about himself. Others like his wife, are more open about their darker instincts. Mach on the other hand, is afraid of them. He has moments of clarity, where he tries to over correct, afraid that his scam will be uncovered. This man is dangerous, because he looks at everyone he sees as an NPC. That means they are expendable. I'm fairly certain, he can't even understand the concepts of love and friendship.

"The Brand": Thank you Dr. Ramshackle. As you can see, I'm going into the ring with a psycho. He thinks things have to go his way. They have to make sense to him. If they don't, he'll destroy the world around him. Well, he won't be able to make sense of what happens tonight, when I claim the EBW World Championship. Don't worry Trevor, I'll destroy the world inside of your mind for you. It'll all come crashing down, and you will know who I am. I am "The Brand".

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Gene Starwind: Now I'm joined by EBW World Champion Trevor Mach. Trevor, that was a very wordy and descriptive, cutting, scathing segment about you. What do you have to say about it?

Trevor Mach: ...Huh? I wasn't paying attention. You ever play this Fallout Shelter game on IOS? I can't stop. It's addicting. Huh? The promo thing? Oh...uh...fuck that guy. I'll be paying a house call to Dr. Ramshackle too I guess. I don't really care. I know who I am. I'm not trying to impress those jack offs. I'm the best. I'm the MAN, and Summers, the MAN is back in town. Hey...wait a second...is that?

Trevor Mach walked away, and tried to catch up to Bashin Dan and his Dan Club.

Trevor Mach: Hey Kid!

Bashin Dan: Yeah?

Trevor Mach: Battle Spirits SUCKS! Beyblade is better.

Bashin Dan: *shaking rage* Wh-whaaaaaaat?

Trevor Mach: Use it in the ring!

Bashin Dan: Oh...hehe...thank you....thank you I will.

Benjamin: You alright? You looked like you were blacking out.

EBW Women's Locker Room

Hope and Christina were getting ready for their match.

Hope Mach: Hey Christina, let's not blow this one alright?

Christina Angel: No way that's happening. I can't lose tonight. I have to give Dad all my energy, so he can finally win the E1.

Hope Mach: Oh yeah, he's never won that before has he? Wow. That's funny. You beat him to it didn't you?

Christina Angel: Yeah...yeah I guess I did! Dang, I didn't get to gloat about that before! That would have been fun! Hey wait, maybe it will fire him up even more! I'm going to call him.

Hope Mach: Oh this should be good. If I know Uncle Tack like I think I do.

Christina Angel: *on the phone* Dad? Hey listen...guess what? I won the E1 before you! What do you think of that?! Don't you want to-hey...Dad? Dad no! Don't cry. Why are you crying? I'm sorry! I didn't mean-please don't cry so loudly! Dad, I was just trying to-alright, it's alright Dad.

Hope Mach: Hehe...perfect.

Troian: Hehe...perfect.

Hope Mach: The heck are you doing?

Troian: Just finishing off my Hope impression. I want to beat you as you tonight, when Murasaki and I retain our titles.

Hope Mach: If you're me, then you should know that you can't beat me, but I can beat you.

Troian: But...if I'm you, and I can't be beat, then you can't beat me.

Hope Mach: But, I can....I can beat anybody.

Troian: But you can't be beat.

Hope Mach: Yes.

Troian: So...if I try to beat you, I can't, because I'm you, who can beat anybody, except someone who can't be beat, but you can beat anybody and-

Hope Mach: Ow. My head. This is like that scene in Twister where the twister threw a truck through the window and took that guy's head off.

Troian: THAT NEVER HAPPENED!

EBW: The Clash Epoch VI Preshow
Summers Arena, Summers
ENN

1. Singles: Firebrand X beat Bobby Blitzworth via Fireslide -> Pin
2. Hoss Battle: CPO[3'dPW] beat Snakebite[x], Vapetrain, and Vjhearson Golvoth via Holy Shit is he doing a Moonsault?! -> Pin
3. Singles: Subculture beat Sami Crowe[TBCW] via KO Punch -> Pin
4. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Hope Mach(c)[o]/Christina Angel beat Murasaki/Troian[x] via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission -> NEW EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions!
5. EWA World Championship: Colby "The Eagleland Cheese"(c)[EWA] beat Benjamin via Cheese Cutter -> Pin

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EBW: Epoch VI E1 Climax 2018
Summers Arena, Summers
ENN+

1. E1 Climax Block A 1st vs Block B 2nd: Bashin Dan beat Tack Angel via Brave Clash -> Pin
Tony Bologna: I don't believe it! Dan is taking those kicks! He's not backing down! The fans are rallying! The Dan Club is fired up! Dan is back on his feet! Tack with the high kick! No! Dan blocked it! A kick to the midsection! BRAVE CLASH! 1-2-3! Bashin Dan has beaten the Star Prince! The young former 2-Time World Champion is moving on to the finals!
2. E1 Climax Block B 1st vs Block A 2nd: Jammer beat Johnny Starbound via Slam Jam -> Pin
Tony Bologna: An honorable fight between two Thrillers! They are showing SO MUCH here, and it's a shame they don't fight like this against other members of the roster. Starbound in control, the No Limits Champion is going to the top rope! 450 Splash! No! Jammer rolled out of the way! Now HE'S going to the top!

GR: SLAM JAM! SLAM JAM! SLAM JAM! SLAM JAM!

Tony Bologna: Jammer with the pin! The Eagleland National Champion is advancing to face his biggest rival in the finals!

GR: Hurr, it's a suspiciously perfect main event.

Tony Bologna: What are you implying?
3. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Amigo(c)[o]/Jamie OD(c) beat Sal Paradise/Kinniku Mike[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: The Stud Stable can't seem to keep up! Amigo is finally putting Mike in his place, and showing he is no second banana! Here it comes! Olympic Slam! Going straight for the pin as OD fends off Paradise. 1-2-3! Jalapeno Poppers retain!
4. Mixed Singles: Maniac beat Lady M's via DQ
Tony Bologna: Lady M's has snapped! She kept her cool for as long as she could. This was turning out to be a great intergender match, M's is busting out the weapons, and Maniac is laughing between chair shots! This guy is sick! He deserves it in my opinion, but a loss to the Women's World Champion would have stung too. That's all I'm saying.
5. EBW Women's Television Championship: Sylvie beat Gold(c) via Breast to Breast Soft Suplex -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Television Champion!
Tony Bologna: Gold is in control. Wait, what's that? Sylvie blowing silver dust into Gold's eyes! No way! The Ref didn't see that!? Not like this! Sylvie with the Breast to Breast Soft Suplex! 1-2-3! New EBW Women's Television Champion! The Thrillers pick up another title!
6. EBW World Championship Revolver: Trevor Mach(c) beat "The Brand" via Burning Machismo x Knee Trigger -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: The Gun on the screen just fired. It was a blank. Wait, here's another one! No Rules! Mach is grinning through blood, as "The Brand" just got a chair thrown in by Little Mac. Mach grabbed a bat and knocked the chair out of his hands! Wait! The rules are changing again! COAL MINER'S GLOVE! The Legendary Event, the match has revealed itself! The crowd is going nuts! The glove is being lowered. They're both going for it. Trevor with the ladder! He's climbing for it! These two were battling for the title, but now, they really want that glove. "The Brand" got it! He is battering Mach! Mach caught the glove! He's about to hit him back! Wait, the gun is firing again! It's....a blank. "The Brand" is panicking! THERE IT IS! A hard shot with that glove! "The Brand" is bloody and bruised. Whoa! The Burning Machismo...and....KNEE TRIGGER! 1-2-3! The "Bad Man" retains! Trevor Mach is STILL the EBW World Champion! Try as they might, the Thrillers can't wrest the belt from the Elite 4's Trevor Mach.
7. E1 Climax Finals: Jammer beat Bashin Dan via Brave Clash -> Pin -> E1 Climax Winner!
Tony Bologna: I didn't think the previous match could be topped, but somehow Bashin Dan and Jammer are surpassing the legendary Coal Miner's Glove match! Jammer with the left! Jammer with the right! He's slapping and humiliating Dan, trying to make him feel worthless, but Dan's not having it. He's taking the hits and getting fired up! All of the hate Jammer flung at Dan, is being given back! Dan getting serious! Bringing the pain! Wait! Dammit no! Little Mac just punched Dan in the back of the head. The Dan Club is running him off, but the damage was done. Dan's bleeding from the back of the head. He's looking woozy. Jammer trying to take advantage, but Dan isn't giving up! They're locked up! They're screaming at each other! Jammer cheated to get the edge! He hit the cradle DDT! He's going to the top! Slam Jam! And what's this? Another Slam Jam! He's going up again! SLAM JAM! NO! 1-2-3.

GR: JAMMER WINS! JAMMER WINS! JAMMER WINS!

Tony Bologna: The Eagleland National Champion. The Thriller. The man that broke out of the jobber role. He has won the E1 Climax, but a tainted victory. He doesn't seem to care, as the Thrillers are coming out to celebrate. Even Johnny Starbound is hoisting up Jammer. The Thrillers take the E1 Climax.

GR: Son of a bitch!

Tony Bologna: Boy, you said it.

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Crystal Fourside

The Angel Family were having a yard sale...that no one was attending.

Tracy: *sigh* Can I mention the problem we're having here? Am I allowed to do that?

Makoto: Well of course you are.

Amy: But SHOULD you is the question.

Tracy: No one is here, and no one is coming. They don't want to buy stuff made out of crystal.

Amy: *sigh* Fine, it needed to be said. We need money though. Even with some of you getting into the ring from time to time, we're just not going to make ends meet.

Ryan IQ: Perhaps I can be of service?

Tack Angel: IQ? Are you here with your glorious money to give to the Crystal Kingdom?

Ryan IQ: Not exactly Tack. Not exTackly. Hehe.

Tack Angel: Alright, let's not do that.

Ryan IQ: I finally got out of my contract with EBW. Stuart...something has happened with him. I don't know what though. He wouldn't talk with me. In any case. I'm out now, and I want to give you an opportunity in my new venture. Something you can do on your days off. Make some money.

Tack Angel: You had me at money...so the last part....you had me at the last part I guess is what I'm trying to say.

Ryan IQ: I a running a "delivery" service. Something rival escargo express, I'll tell you that much. I need drivers, to get goods from place to place is record time.

Tack Angel: Drivers?! I can't drive! I hate vehicles! I'm terrified of looking at them! They keep me up at night! Literally, the scariest thing I have ever-

Amy: *cough cough*

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'll totally do it. What's the first job?

Ryan IQ: FanTackstic.

Tack Angel: Knock it off!

Ryan IQ: Sorry. You will be driving a truck full of King Brew Beer from the midwest Saturn City.

Tack Angel: But that's illegal! Only Saturn Beer is allowed to be sold in Saturn City! One of things I learned being a partner in a bar.

Ryan IQ: Yes...that's why I'm paying really well.

Tack Angel: Oh.

Ryan IQ: Besides, to keep the law off your back, I have hired a "blocker" to keep the fuzz off your back.

Tack Angel: Who?

Amy: Dammit Tack, you know exactly who.

Trevor Mach pulled up, driving an old 77 Trans Am.

Trevor Mach: Tack! Illegal road trip! Ahaha!

Tack Angel: Fiddlesticks. Still, we need the money. But wait, I can't even drive a normal vehicle. How am I supposed to drive a semi?

Ryan IQ: How hard can it be?




Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Tack swung the wheel of the big rig wildly, trying to straighten it out on the road, having already knocked several vehicles to the side. Cops were chasing him, but Trevor ran defense, gleefully blocking them, from approach.

Tack Angel: THIS IS INSANE! THIS IS INSANE! THIS IS INSANE!

Trevor Mach: AHAHAHAHA! Look, we're making progress!

Tack Angel: 10 miles! We've only gone 10 miles!

Trevor Mach: You telling me that's not progress?!

Tack Angel: STOP SCREAMING AND USE YOUR CB! ALSO GET BACK IN THE CAR!

Trevor Mach: My co-pilot's got this!

Tack Angel: Who?

Penguin: QUA!

Tack Angel: PENGUIN?! PENGUIN'S CAN'T DRIVE! PENGUIN'S CAN'T DRIIIIIVE!

ENN Wrestling Update!

Tony Bologna: To recap, the World Champion Trevor Mach and Tack Angel will probably not be appearing live for this week's post E1 Xcite.

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Fourside Arena

The roster was arriving to prepare for the next big show, when two unexpected figures entered...

Trevor Mach: Sup bitches!

Tack Angel: Trevor! He meant hello. Hello everyone.

Christina Angel: Dad? What are you doing here?

Bashin Dan: Trevor-senpai, they said you two were not going to be here tonight.

Trevor Mach: No way we'd miss this night Dan. I need to be here, to see what you do next.

Bashin Dan: .....

Lady M's: I think they are more curious how you got here, when you're supposed to be in jail...for running beer?

Trevor Mach: Oh that! Ha! Funny thing.

Tack Angel: The cop that finally stopped us is old war buddies with my Dad.

Trevor Mach: Wayne saved his ass in Nam. Pops is like Rambo. He's like my new hero.

Christina Angel: Where is "Nam"?

Tack Angel: He cut us a break....long story short.

Trevor Mach: Awesome right?

Kinniku Mike: What?! Uuuu! I'm pissed quite frankly! The Strong Tits are not pleased! The Stud Stable are going to win the EBW World Tag Team Championships tonight! We're going to have the main event! The spotlight! We-

Sal Paradise: Calm down Mike. You're agitated....and discolored? Something wrong with you?

Kinniku Mike: I'M FINE! I just....I haven't eaten.

Sal Paradise: ...What are you hungry for?

Kinniku Mike: Uh...sushi? Steak? Rare...RARE steak?

Sal Paradise: Huh? You...uh...you alright?

Suddenly, Dr. Z kicked the door open.

Dr. Z: Alright! Don't panic! No panicking allowed! I SAID DON'T PANIC!

Tack Angel: THE LOUDNESS MAKES ME PANIC!

Christina Angel: Chill out Dad. What's the problem?

Dr. Z: I have it on good authority that SOMEONE on the EBW roster came into contact with a Threed Zombie the last time you came around! I can NOT have the Zombie outbreak spreading out of Threed!

Sal Paradise: Yeah, no one wants to be around those dead cor-

Dr. Z: Hey! Check the living privilege!

Sal Paradise: But you said-

Dr. Z: Zombies have just as much right to li-...exist as the rest of us! We have to keep them in Threed, so they can be well taken care of and looked after! Quick! All of you take off your clothes! Down to your undergarments now!

Christina Angel: *blush* WHAT?! Why?!

Dr. Z: I have to look for a bite! Obviously!

Kinniku Mike: RIDICULOUS!

Sal Paradise: You're already taking your clothes off.

Kinniku Mike: It's ridiculous that no one has asked me to do this sooner! Check out the musculature!

Christina Angel: Oh dear. I'd really rather not.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Hey Christina, you been working ou-

Tack Angel: DON'T LOOK!

Trevor Mach: I was legitimately-

Tack Angel: DON'T LOOK!

Trevor Mach: No serious-

Tack Angel: NO DON'T DO IT!

Trevor Mach: Calm down! I'll gouge my eyes out if you'll stop screamin in my ear!

Tack Angel: Well...that's excessive. Huh? He was right. Your arms are looking muscular daughter.

Christina Angel: DAD!

Tack Angel: I'm just saying!

Christina Angel: Oh...well thank you...I guess. You know, you could work out with me. I'm trying to get ripped and shed some wei-

Tack Angel: Let's not go crazy now. You should eat more. You're looking too thin, now that I think about it.

Trevor Mach: *inner voice* Good thing I wore underwear today.

Lady M's: *inner voice* Good thing I wore underwear today.

Kinniku Mike: *inner voice* Good thing I didn't wear underwear today.

Tack Angel: *inner voice* Alright, this isn't an issue. I know I didn't get bit. I'm totally not a zombie right? Right? Am I?! No...no I'm not. I think I'd notice. This is embarrassing. Still...gives me a chance to check out Tali's, bronzed, chiseled, abs. Oh my...NO! NO TACK! You're married! You're married to 6 wives! 6 is ENOUGH you insatiable MONSTER!

Sal Paradise: *inner voice* Why does Mike look like he wants to eat me?

Dr. Z: AHA! Mike! Right there! A bite next to your...next to your...well you know.

Kinniku Mike: What? I don't see anyth-

Dr. Z: Don't play coy with me Mike! It's literally oozing!

Kinniku Mike: ALRIGHT FINE! So MAYBE I almost hooked up with a lady zombie.

Tack Angel: Almost? But he's bit.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but he's still got a dick. Right? He's not dickless is he? I always suspected.

Kinniku Mike: Shut the fuck up Trevor!

Trevor Mach: We're good friends.

Sal Paradise: What the hell Mike?!

Kinniku Mike: I didn't know she was dead! She was all dressed up, with make up and perfume! She tricked me!

Dr. Z: Hey! Watch it! She's just in the death closet right now. She's not ready to live her un-death as a member of her kind just yet. She's "transitioning".

Kinniku Mike: "Transitioning"?! No man! No man! They should like, tell their partners before getting into bed with them!

Dr. Z: That's insensitive to their identities as-

Kinniku Mike: SHE LITERALLY INFECTED ME WITH THE ZOMBIE VIRUS!

Dr. Z: Alright...you have a point.

Kinniku Mike: So what? Am I doomed to be a zombie now? If so, get me her number. I'll call her up.

Dr. Z: What? Do you think this is a movie or something? You just need to take some penicillin.

Kinniku Mike: Oh penicillin! We're old friends.

Dr. Z: Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Kinniku Mike: What?

Dr. Z: I said the syringe is going in your ass!

Trevor Mach: AHAHAHAHA!

-

Fourside Cathedral

Subculture wandered around the big cathedral, following the instructions he was given, he found a confessional and stepped inside...

Subculture: Uh...I don't really do this much, but I think I heard Trevor say something like-

Father Sergio: Oh, it's you Subculture. I'm glad you got my letter.

Subculture: What? Father Sergio? What are you doing in Fourside?

Father Sergio: I...uh...go where I'm needed my child.

Subculture: ...Right. So you called me here? Why?

Father Sergio: I have it on good authority that Dracula has been revived from death.

Subculture: Dammit! Sorry Padre. I think I might be responsible for this.

Father Sergio: No, don't be concerned with blame and guilt.

Subculture: But aren't you Catholic?

Father Sergio: We're uh...trying something new.

Subculture: Alright.

Father Sergio: The dark creature of the night will have a vendetta against you. You must be careful, and protect your loved ones. He will go after them first. I don't know where, but I do know when. At night...always at night. Stay in well lit areas, and stay together. I will send an agent to help you banish this beast once again.

Subculture: Tiburon?

Father Sergio: What? How did you know?

Subculture: ...Lucky guess. Listen, you're helping me, and Dracula probably doesn't like Priests, so you should heed your own warning.

Father Sergio: What do you mean?

Subculture: Kiva. El Mago. Dorado Mask. I think I've heard something about a woman named Xiomara.

Father Sergio: SHE...she just helps out...with the Church. I have no romantic feelings.

Subculture: I never said you did.

Father Sergio: ...Oh.

Subculture: You know, one of these days, you have to decide if you're going to remain the solemn Priest, or embrace the grapple fucker within. Pardon the language.

Father Sergio: I absolve you.

Subculture: I have a show to get to. When I get there...I'll be sure to say hello to Tiburon.

Father Sergio: Protect your loved ones. Protect yourself!

Subculture: You know, if I knew this was going to be a problem, I wouldn't have punched a stake through his heart to begin with.

Father Sergio: *sigh* Aye Dios Mio.

Outside of Nowhere Islands Pig Mask Arena

Lady M's was walking through the parking lot with a baseball bat, hitting the ground with it every so often...

Lady M's: You call yourself a Maniac, but I call you a coward. I call you a bitch. I've seen you wrapped in barbed wire. I've seen you blown up. Ground into a cage. Yet, you won't show your face and and fight me? That's bullshit. Come on, I know you're not afraid to hit women. That's good. You should want to hit me, because I want to break this bat over your head. You'll know where to find me Maniac. I'll be here all night.

Inside of the Nowhere Islands Pig Mask Arena

Tack Angel and his family were wheeling in a special guest in a wheelchair....

Tack Angel: Alright Taquito, you're going to get a great front row seat. You'd like that right?

Pirate Taquito: Oh boy, I'm so happy. *cough cough* It still hurts to breathe.

Tack Angel: My poor sweet Pirate boy, you sacrificed your body to give me perfect lighting. Tonight, you're the Special VIP! You get to wear this special badge.

Pirate Taquito: Hehe, this is the best night ever!

Tracy: So what's up with that particular Pirate Faris?

Faris: It's hard to keep track of them all to be honest.

Nani: Starbound approaches.

Faris: Nani?

Nani: Yeah, I said that.

Faris: No I mean....TACK LOOK OUT!

Tack Angel: NANI?!

Nani: Yes, I am still here.

Johnny Starbound pushed by the wives and pushed Taquito's wheel chair down a flight of stairs.

Pirate Taquito: Oh no, I'm going on a bad journey!

Tack Angel: TAQUITOOOO! Starbound! WHY?!

Johnny Starbound: Because you wanted to pick a fight with me! You wanted to call me out! You wanted to face the REAL Star of EBW! You got it pal! You got Starbound TONIGHT, and I'm putting the No Limits Championship on the line! Yes, I'll do what the Elite 4 never do. I'll give you the SHOT! You'll fail, and I'll cement my status as EBW's STAR! Hahaha!

Tack Angel: Darn you Starbound! Darn you to heck!

Pirate Taquito: H-help....I'm leaking out of my head.

Tack Angel: Taquito!

Elite 4 Locker Room

Trevor Mach was leaving the locker room when...

Jammer: There he is. The "Champ".

Trevor Mach: You? What are you doing out here assclown? You waiting for me? Looking to fight right now? I would do that, but I'd rather hit up catering first, cause I'm hungry!

Jammer: I still can't believe you are supposed to be the bar. You're the standard? You're a joke.

Trevor Mach: You know, people say we look alike. I don't see it myself. I guess we're both shit at basketball. Maybe our attitude is the same, or at least it used to be. You're a cocky little prick, and I'm a cocky big prick, but I've got experience, years behind me. I have the perspective you don't. Here's some free advice. You made a huge mistake discarding your friends. You threw away your family, and one day you'll realize how big you fucked up.

Jammer: Don't act like you're better than me. Don't act like you know me, or where I'm going in life. I made sacrifices to make myself better. To take myself to the next level! I'm a Thriller, the next generation of EBW. A better generation! Dan couldn't cut it. Neither could the rest.

Trevor Mach: Heh. Yeah, talking to you was a waste of my time. When "The Man" and "The Kid", kick some Thriller ass tonight, maybe you'll start to figure out what you've gotten yourself into "Mr. E1". See, I can do the air quotes thing too.

Jammer: ...Bashin Dan is going to get another lesson in pain. I'll dunk on him. I'll dunk on you. And later....one Slam Jam, and I will be the NEW EBW World Champion.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I saw Space Jam too asshole.

Jammer: Huh?

EBW: Xcite
Pig Mask Arena, Nowhere Islands
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1. Singles: "The Brand" beat Benjamin via Market Crash -> Pin
2. Tag: Subculture[o]/Firebrand X beat Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul[x] via KO Punch -> Pin
3. EBW No Limits Championship: Tack Angel beat Johnny Starbound(c) via WRIST CLUTCH Heaven Driver -> Pin -> NEW EBW No Limits Champion!
Tony Bologna: This has been a bloody street fight! Tack can't keep him down! Starbound is going for the 450! He's gonna hit i-NO! Tack put the knees up! Starbound is hurt! Tack is going for-HE'S GOING FOR THE WRIST CLUTCH HEAVEN DRIVER! THE MATCH ENDER! HOLY-HE HIT IT! 1! 2! 3! WOW! TACK ANGEL DID IT! The Star Prince is the NEW EBW No Limits Champion!
4. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Jamie OD via Torture Rack -> Referee Stoppage
5. EBW Women's Television Championship: Sylvie(c) beat Gold and 21st Century Foxx[x] via Breast to Breast Soft Suplex -> Pin -> Title Defense!
6. Tag: Jammer[o]/Vjhearson Golvoth beat Trevor Mach/Bashin Dan[x] via Slam Jam -> Pin
Tony Bologna: Dammit! Little Mac getting involved again! Dan was on a roll until that punch! He's woozy! Damn, the big body slam from Golvoth! He's tagging in Jammer and going after the World Champion! Jammer acting like he did all of this! The E1 Winner is going up! Slam Jam! Not like this! NO! Jammer with the pin! The Thrillers steal another one! Bashin Dan was screwed over by Little Mac once again.

Outside of Nowhere Islands Pig Mask Arena

Lady M's was still wandering the parking lot...

Lady M's: Maniac! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! Heh. I don't believe it. He actually didn't sh-

Suddenly, one of the cars backed out of a parking space and knocked M's to the ground hard. A laughing Maniac in makeup and dress came out of the car.

Maniac: HAHA! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YOU? YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I CAN DO! YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING UNTIL IT HITS YOU....LIKE THIS CAR! AHAHAHAHA! Oh, I'm going to hurt you sooooo bad. I can't wait.

The show ended with Lady M's laid out in the parking lot...

-

ENN Control Center

Tony Bologna: Hello Wrestling fa-

Nerma: Out of my way! Yes, you see it right, I'm back for another update. See, ENN is covering just about everything now from time to time. They know you want to know the goings ons of the entire wrestling scene, and TCBW is getting a focus here. We have a Youtube show called Superstar Showdown, based on the old local show from the prior incarnation of TCBW. Twoson High's Gym was PACKED! 500 people...is totally a lot for Twoson alright?! EBW fans, you'll be interested in knowing that Sami Crowe beat your Bobby Blitzworth with a Cradle Killer, and he's on the way to getting his match with Subculture, just you wait and see!

TBCW: Superstar Showdown
Twoson High Gym, Twoson
Youtube

1. Singles: Rad Racer beat Cesar Sleaze via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
2. Singles: Buzzsaw beat Keith Blood[3'dPW] via Master Blaster -> Pin
3. Singles: Sami Crowe beat Bobby Blitzworth[EBW] via Cradle Killer -> Pin
4. Women's Singles: Valley Girl beat Princess Starbright via Chill Pill -> Pin
5. 3-Way Dance: Dusty Dunes Deke vs. Cobalt Mask vs. Magnus Muscle[NEPW] ended in a No Contest!

Tony Bologna: Thank you for that Nerma. I swear I didn't take your job. So, the Independent Circuit is hotter than ever, with a group of self described "Marks" putting on their own show in Windy City, a town EBW avoids because despite the strongest gun laws in Eagleland, has the highest crime rate. Weird right? Well...here it is...Hot Topic's favorite group of guys...putting on their own show.

Just the Tip
Windy City Arena, Windy City
Twitch

1. Singles: Hex Zero Limit[EBW] beat "The Guy from Arrow" via Cradle Suplex -> Pin
2. Singles: Manlet-Dogg 20 beat Pagemaster via Biting his ankles -> Submission
3. EWA World Championship: "The Eagleland Cheese" Colby(c) beat Kenny Beta via Sharp Cheddar -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Singles: CPO[3'dPW] beat Vapetrain[EBW] via Wow, that guy is showing up EVERYWHERE! -> Pin
5. Singles: Lainmaker beat Morty Skrull via Lainmaker -> Pin
6. Mark Club vs. Lucha Soldados: Rey Dorado[o][EBW]/Los Tiburon[EBW]/Kiva[EBW] beat Nick Superkick/Matt Superkick/Kota Hayashi[x] via Doradorana -> Pin

Tony Bologna: So, we're seeing a big change up to upcoming events. With Lady M's recovering from the attack by Maniac, her match with him is being held off until Epoch VI: Black Friday, which will also see Trevor Mach defend the World Championship against E1 Winner Jammer. We also have another title match coming, as you can see here...

Stuart's Office

Jammer and Johnny Starbound burst into the room...

Secretary: I tried to stop them! They just-

Stuart: It's alright. Let them in. What can I do for you gentlemen?

Jammer: We're just wondering if you're done wasting time? Have you been watching your own product?!

Johnny Starbound: That devious, maniacal polygamist Tack Angel took my title! MY TITLE! I want me rematch!

Stuart: Tack won the title huh? No, I'll admit, I missed the last show. That's what happens when you challenge him though.

Johnny Starbound: What? Are you saying this is MY fault?

Stuart: You put the title on the line didn't you? You challenged him? You pushed the Pirate down a flight of stairs? Yeah, I'd say it's your fault Starbound.

Jammer: What the hell has gotten into you? You wanted this! You wanted Thrillers, and now you're got us. What's happened? Too afraid to take it all the way all of sudden? Getting cold feet? Are you still too messed up in the head to be running this show?

Stuart: I think I've had about enough of you talking to me that way in my own office. That's right, I wanted Thrillers. I wanted the next big thing in wrestling. I wanted you to surpass everyone else, and become the best, and most popular group in wrestling. What do I see though? Every Thriller has except Jammer has eaten the Knee Trigger. Starbound lost the No Limits Championship to Tack Angel. Jammer had to cheat to get the E1 Climax.

Jammer: Whatever it takes! That was the mantra!

Stuart: Yeah, but for the E1, you had to cheat to beat Bashin Dan, the guy you convinced me you were better than. I've seen more heart out of that kid than you're showing me, that's for sure.

Jammer: You son of a bitch! Don't say that! Don't you ever say that!

Stuart: You want to know something? Your merch sells, but not very well. You know who sells better? The Elite 4 sells better. BASHIN DAN sells better. For some reason, the Jalapeno Poppers are the TOP sellers right now. I have no idea. Yeah, despite what you've done, Bashin Dan is still-

Jammer rushed up to Stuart and grabbed him by the collar.

Jammer: Still what Stuart? Say it. SAY IT!

Stuart: Are you aware that you have your boss by the collar? Choose your next words carefully.

Jammer: No. I won't! I don't care! You started this. YOU are responsible! I threw away EVERYTHING for this! It's all I have LEFT! No backing down now. No apologizing! No regrets.

Stuart: Well...you're convincing me. Can you convince them? Mach? Dan? I suggest you work on it. And Starbound, you have a rematch, you didn't need to bust in here like an idiot.

Johnny Starbound: Oh. Right.

Stuart: Get out of my office.

As they left, Stuart got a call on the phone.

Stuart: You're on with Stuart. Make it quick.

?: Hello Simon.

Stuart: ....Father?

EBW: Epoch VI - Black Friday
Twoson Mall, Twoson
ENN+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Sylvie(c) vs. Gold
2. EBW Television Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. CPO[3'dPW]
3. EBW No Limits Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Johnny Starbound
4. Singles: Little Mac vs. Bashin Dan
5. Singles: Subculture vs. Sami Crowe[TBCW]
6. Mixed No Rules: Lady M's vs. Maniac
7. EBW World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Jammer

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EBW: Xcite

Tony Bologna: Tony Bologna here, with Lady M's, who is going to be answering some big questions tonight on the last push to Epoch VI - Black Friday.

Lady M's: Let's just get this over with already. This is wasting my time.

Tony Bologna: I know you don't want to be here, but the people are dying to know. Are you cleared to compete at Black Friday?

Lady M's: No.

Tony Bologna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's a shame, because I was looking forward to that match.

Lady M's: Oh, you better believe it's still happening.

Tony Bologna: But, you just said you couldn't compete.

Lady M's: I said I wasn't cleared. I'm always ready to go. I was hit by a damn car, but that's not going to stop me. I'm not a fragile little thing. Have you followed this little career of mine? No no no, I'm not done yet. I'M NOT FINISHED! Maniac, you're a coward and a bitch, plain and simple. Instead of facing me, you hit me with a car?! You're going to need more than that. You're going to need a damn hearse! You're going to need to bury me six feet under! You're going to need to pour concrete on that hole! Maybe then, you'll be done with me. MAYBE! MAYBE! Good luck getting there jackass. Oh Maniac, if you think you're out of this, you've got another thing coming dickless!

Tony Bologna: Wow, well you heard it here first. Can you back up please? You intimidate me SO MUCH.

The camera cut to the ring, where Jammer and Little Mac were standing, with mic in hand.

Little Mac: You know, I have to say that I am impressed by the Thrillers. Aren't you? I spent years looking for the next big act in wrestling. I tried with Greed. I tried different formulas. Turns out, me trying to find that act, wasn't going to work. That act had to happen on its own. Years of pressure. Hard work. Frustration. This had to happen naturally. It finally did. The Thrillers came in, and they're changing the game. Now, Jammer has shattered the glass. Jammer won the E1 Climax. Next, he's going to become the EBW World Champion. Further more, when Starbound regai-




Bashin Dan came out, fired up with a new "BRAVE" theme song. The defiant young man stood in the ring with Little Mac and Jammer.

Jammer: What the hell are yo-

Little Mac: Let me handle this Jammer. That's why I'm here. Don't get your hands dirty. Don't even bother talking to-

Bashin Dan: I'm here for you Little Mac.

Little Mac: Oh yeah? Is that right? I heard you challenged me to come out of retirement for a match on Black Friday. Is that right? Well you-

Bashin Dan: Shut up!

Little Mac: Excuse me?

Bashin Dan: You heard me! Shut up! I'm tired of being talked to! I'm tired of having other people have to speak up for me! I'm tried of you manipulating my friend! I'm here, for the heat of competition. I live for the time I can celebrate the victories with my friends, or recover from the loss with them. I have a Battle Spirit, and I'm not going to limit myself ANYMORE! I have the winning deck. I have the strategy! It starts....by BEATING YOU!

Little Mac: Why you little pu-

Jammer: Where the hell has THIS Bashin Dan been? THIS is the Bashin Dan I have to beat! THIS is the Bashin Dan I have to surpass! You took ever loss, every humiliation, and you just kept going, and it was DRIVING ME CRAZY! THIS I WANT TO SEE! I'm going to beat you! I'm going to surpass you!

Little Mac: Focus on the EBW World Championship!

Jammer: I have NEVER stopped focusing on beating HIM!

Bashin Dan: And I will NEVER stop trying to help you! If I have to beat you to do that, I will. Win or lose at Black Friday, I want to take you on Jammer. Title or not. It's about so much more.

Little Mac: Jammer, listen to me. I was JUST talking about-

Jammer: YOU'RE ON!

Little Mac: *sigh* The ego of youth. The desire. Doesn't matter. I'll knock your teeth out kid and-

Bashin Dan: This is for all those cheap shots!

Bashin Dan punched Little Mac, and surprisingly knocked the original Bomber down to the mat. He looked shocked, as Jammer got into his face before Swift Security broke things up.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
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1. Women's Tag: Calamity Jane[o]/Lainey Strong beat Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama[x] via Lariat -> Pin
2. Women's Singles: Nani beat Queen Bolshoi -> Calf Crusher -> Submission
3. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Amigo via Control Neckbreaker -> Pin
4. Women's Singles: Tracy beat 21st Century Foxx via TikTak -> Pin
5. Singles: Jamie OD beat Kinniku Mike via GTPK -> Pin
6. EBW Women's Tag Team Championship: Murasaki[o]/Troian beat Hope Mach/Christina Angel[x] via Violet Frosion -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Tag Team Champions!
7. 10-Man Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel/Firebrand X/Subculture/Bashin Dan beat Jammer/Johnny Starbound/Vjhearson Golvoth/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul[x] via Knee Trigger -> Pin

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EBW: The Clash Preshow

EBW: The Clash Preshow
Twoson Mall, Twoson
ENN

1. EBW Anahauc National Championship Semi-Final: Dorado Mask beat Kiva via Doradorana -> Pin
2. EBW Anahauc National Championship Semi-Final: Hex Zero Limit beat Los Tiburon via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin
3. Singles: Hexagon Dark beat Dragon Grandpa via Fisherman Buster -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: "The Brand"[o]/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul beat Benjamin[x]/Cade/Vapetrain via Market Crash -> Pin

Gold: Tonight, I'll get back the Television Championship, and prove that all that glitters is Gold.

Johnny Starbound: Tack Angel, that was a fluke win, and I'm going to get my title back! What? Yes, tonight! They know it's tonight, why do you want me to mention-

Tack Angel: Tonight, I'm going to teach Starbound another lesson. Tonight, I'm going to make sure he never hurts Taquito! Tonight, I'm gonna....wrestle....tonight. Is that good?

Little Mac: Bashin Dan, you little pissant. You loser! You jobber scum! You had the nerve to hit me?! I'll put you in your place! The legend puts you down TONIGHT!

Jammer: I'm here for one reason, and for one reason only. The EBW World Championship. I'm coming after you. I'm coming after that title. Then, I'm coming after Bashin Dan.

Bashin Dan: My friend Slam Master Jam lost his heart and soul. I have the burning spirit to reignite what he lost, but first, I'm going to deal with a legend. I'll never underestimate what you've done, but what you've got ahead of you, is the showdown with the Clash King. The Gate is OPEN! LET'S GO!

Trevor Mach: Steve, I'm not going to give you a special rant about the time of the event. It's happening. The people are watching. Don't need to hype it anymore. Jammer, the "Bad Man" is going to kick your ass. Plain and simple. I've been running through the Thrillers, and you're the last ass to kick. So I've got to do it. And I'm going to do that....well you know. HA! No seriously, screw you Steve. You don't talk to the man like that.

EBW: Epoch VI - Black Friday

EBW: Epoch VI - Black Friday
Twoson Mall, Twoson
ENN+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Gold beat Sylvie(c) via DQ -> Title Defense?
2. EBW Television Championship: CPO[3'dPW] beat Firebrand X(c) via 2nd Rope Tombstone -> Pin -> NEW EBW Television Champion!  
3. EBW No Limits Championship: Tack Angel(c) beat Johnny Starbound via Wrist Clutch Heaven Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense!
4. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Little Mac via Brave Clash -> Pin
5. Singles: Subculture beat Sami Crowe[TBCW] via KO Punch -> Pin
6. Mixed No Rules: Lady M's beat Maniac via Sexy Strong Stunner x Chair Assisted Rolling M's -> Pin
7. EBW World Championship: Jammer beat Trevor Mach(c) via Slam Jam -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Champion!
Tony Bologna: UNBELIEVABLE! These two won't quit! Mach with a right hand! Jammer with a right! Back and forth! Here come the Thrillers! The Elite 4 are coming out for the assist! It's pandemonium! NO! Golvoth with the Buckle Bomb! The ref didn't see it! He didn't see it! Jammer taking advantage! Dammit! He's taking another one! DAMMIT! Slam Jam! 1-2-3! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Jammer, has done it. He's taken the title from Trevor Mach! Jammer is the NEW EBW World Champion!

GR: SON OF A BITCH!

Tony Bologna: Yeah, you said it.

Twoson Mall Locker Room

A bloody and sweating Trevor Mach collapsed on a bench and put an ice pack to his head.

Trevor Mach: "Get some ice" he says. "Put ice on it" he ALWAYS says! Cheating little bastard Jammer. Heh, this opens the door to possibilities though doesn't it. I guess Golvoth wanted to pick another fight. Well, he's got my attention. Who the hell am I talking to?! Maybe I DO need the ice. I-

Aly Smash: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Aly? Hey, you're out of the hospital. Finally. You doing alright?

Aly Smash: I am, but we need to talk.

Trevor Mach: It's a bad time actually. I just had a bad night and-

Aly Smash: The baby is yours.

Trevor Mach: ....It just got more interesting.

Aly Smash: Heh. By the way, it's a boy.

Trevor Mach: *whispers to himself* Justice livesssss.

-

Twoson Hospital

Trevor Mach, Lady M's, and Aly Smash were all sitting in a waiting room at the hospital, with Tack and his family. The situation felt tense and awkward...

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: .....

Lady M's: ......

Aly Smash: ....*sigh*....

Trevor Mach: ....Uh.....

Tack Angel: ...Hm?

Trevor Mach: I....nu uh....

Tack Angel: ...Mmm....

Lady M's: ....Zzzzz......Zzz.....

Tack Angel: *whispers* Trevor, I think she's asleep? Her eyes are open though.

Trevor Mach: *whispers* She can do that. She's watching you right now.

Tack Angel: *whispers* Yikes.

Aly Smash: .......

Amy: ...So is anyone gonna-

Tack Angel: Wife no...please.

Tracy: ....Heh, this reminds me of all the stuff with Tali, where-

Tack Angel: Wife no...please.  

Nani: ...It would be very easy to kill Mach right now.

Tack Angel: Wife no...please.

Makoto: I'm going to go to the vending machine. Do you want anything?

Tack Angel: Wife peanuts...please.

Faris: You know this waiting around is ridiculous. We should go complain.

Tack Angel: Wife no...please.

Iroha: ...Zzzzz.....Zzzzzz......

Tack Angel: ...Wife yes...thank you.

Trevor Mach: .......Uh...

Lady M's: Zzz......stupid Tack....Zzzzzz....

Tack Angel: Aw darn. Don't dream that. *whispers in M's ear* Tack is your friend. Tack is your friend. Tack is-

Suddenly, Degrees came into the room.

Degrees: Oh wow, you're ALL here huh?

Lady M's: Huh? TACK WHAT THE HELL!?

Tack Angel: AH!

Lady M's: Your wives are RIGHT THERE you insatiable monster!

Tack Angel: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

Trevor Mach: So Doc, am I right? This kid...he's Justice right?

Tack Angel: I'm still not sure how that could possibly be-

Degrees: That's right, it is.

Tack Angel: NANI!?

Nani: Yes?

Trevor Mach: NANI?!

Nani: Don't speak to me.

Aly Smash: How is that possible?

Degrees: I don't know, but when Justice Mach came here from the other Earth, we took a sample of his blood. You see, I'm apart of this super secret Council and-

Lady M's: Get to the point!

Degrees: Oh right. Well, I matched up the DNA with a sample we received thanks to Momma Smash here.

Aly Smash: Never call me that again.

Degrees: Right. Well, I compared the two, and it's a perfect match. This IS Justice Mach.

Trevor Mach: I KNEW IT!

Lady M's: That explains so much.

Tack Angel: It does NOT! It explains nothing. It just raised more questions! Why am I speaking up to you right now?! I'm so scared I can't stop!

Lady M's: I have never wanted to be a mother personally. The grown up daughter Hope, I actually care about her. However I am NO nurturing mother for some little hellion demon spawn. It has confused me how Trevor could somehow make me do this not once, but twice in other times and places. Now we know, that's NOT the case. Justice is the son of Trevor and Aly from another Earth.

Aly Smash: So the three of us hooked up in another place too?

Lady M's: Meant to be baby. *wink*

Aly Smash: Your flirting is weird.

Lady M's: I was trying something new.

Tack Angel: But, how come Justice thought Tali was his Mother?

Trevor Mach: Maybe he didn't know. I didn't know, so I couldn't really tell him. Maybe Tali DID raise that Justice.

Tack Angel: But Trevor, you're forgetting something. This means you had a child out of wedlock!

Trevor Mach: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! YOU'RE KNOCKING UP SIX WOMEN!

Tack Angel: IT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT! WE WERE ORDAINED BY RISHIN FLIGER HIMSELF!

Trevor Mach: Hey, remember when I fused with that guy and we blew up half a building and put Bowser in the hospital?

Tack Angel: We're getting off track! I guess you don't care, and as the ordained minister of Crystal Fourside, I shall absolve you. Here is what is truly troubling me. How can you say you don't want children Tali!? Look at this adorable little cutie!

Tack held up Rebecca Angel in front of Lady M's.

Lady M's: Get your little cyborg daughter away from me Tack.

Tack Angel: Cyborg? I KNEW I-

Amy: Rebecca isn't the cyborg Tali.

Tack Angel: KNEW....YOU WOULD ASSUME IT WAS REBECCA! *whispers to self* At least that narrows it down.

Trevor Mach: Tali, are you alright with this?

Lady M's: Trevor, nothing in our relationship has ever made sense to anyone but us. It's always been crazy. We're bonded, and we BOTH decided to jump onto this wild ride with Aly. You want kids. I know you do. You want to be a Dad more than anything. You love Hope, you mentored Christina, and you opened the Dojo to those Dan Club kids. You want to be a Dad. I'm cool with being a Mother to Hope, and just Hope. I guess what I'm trying to say is. I don't give a fuck.

Trevor Mach: Heh, now that part sounds like you.

Aly Smash: You two are out of your minds. I guess that's what got us into this, cause I'm just like you. Now, we have to talk about this naming bullshit. He doesn't HAVE to be named Justice does he?

As they all laughed expect for Tack, who was freaking out about everything, Stuart entered the room.

Stuart: So...it's true then? I'm not the father.

Aly Smash: ...No...no it's not yours.

Stuart: Huh....well...that's probably for the best. I'd better go.

Tack Angel: Hey wait!

Trevor Mach: Come back here!

Trevor and Tack followed Stuart out of the hospital.

Trevor Mach: Dude, slow down a minute.

Tack Angel: We need to talk.

Stuart: I...I don't know what to say. I'm actually disappointed. One of you two....took something away from me again? No...no you didn't. The voice is telling me you did, but you didn't. This...I deserve this. This is fine. I have to go.

Tack Angel: Stuart...despite everything, you're my brother in law. You're family. What is going on with this voice thing?

Stuart turned around and pulled a gun on Trevor and Tack.

Stuart: It's...it's my father's voice. He's alive you know. I thought I killed him. Something happened. Something changed. Now, I hear him all the time. I see his severed head. I see texts from him. I see phone calls from him. He tells me things. He wanted me to start the Sanctum.

Tack Angel: What?

Stuart: The one that took Poochyfud. He wants me to hurt you all. He wants me to be like him. He wants me to kill you. He's telling me right now, to kill you, go in there, and kill all of them. He's telling me, but I don't want it. I DON'T WANT IT!

Trevor Mach: Dude...don't do it. Look, if you need to shoot someone...shoot me.

Trevor stood in the way of Tack.

Tack Angel: Trevor? No.

Trevor Mach: Shoot me, and leave everyone else alone alright? We have got to end this. So can put that gun to my head and pull the trigger, or you can put that gun down, and we can get you some help.

Tack Angel: Trevor, get out of the way. You're going to be a Father!

Trevor Mach: I'm protecting that kid right now Tack. I'd die for that kid.

Tack Angel: Stuart, please...don't do this.

Stuart: ....AAAAHHHHH!!!

Stuart threw the gun down.

Stuart: I'm a mess. I'm really messed up here. I know I've been an asshole, but I didn't want to be a monster. I didn't want to do this. I hated my father for the things he had done. I didn't want to become him!

Tack Angel: You don't have to. You don't have to. Listen, I forgive you. Alright? Come back inside with us. Spend some time with your Sister and nieces. Alright?

Stuart: I just pulled a gun on you!

Trevor Mach: I get that a lot actually. I probably deserve it to be fair. No harm no foul. It didn't happen.

Stuart: You two...I never know what to expect. Spent so long hating you. I don't know if that was even me doing the hating. I just...I'm tired...I don't want to do it anymore. Alright? I just don't. I'm losing it though. I don't know how I'm going to be able to keep running EBW if I can't keep my head together. If this freak out...if it gets out there. I mean it already has. We're being filmed. We're ALWAYS being filmed.

Trevor Mach: I'll go catch that bastard with a net or something. Be right back.

Tack Angel: Let's go inside...alright?

Stuart: ...Alright.

A figure cloaked in darkness, was watching from a distance...

-

Outside of the Twoson Fairgrounds

Tony Bologna: Tony Bologna here, and I'm standing by this Hummer, waiting for the now FORMER World Champion Trevor Mach to come out. There he is. Trevor! Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh hey B-Man! What's up?

Tony Bologna: You look way too happy for a man that lost the World Championship.

Trevor Mach: Well you know, things change when you find out you're gonna be a Daddy.

Tony Bologna: What?

Trevor Mach: It was an honor to hold the title, and I'm not done with it yet, but right now I have other things on the ol' plate. I'm still a member of the Elite 4, and we're still the Team Champions. We intend on making those the WORLD Team Champions, when we go on a little tour coming up. We're going to challenge the best teams around, and that'll see us going to TBCW and 3'dPW, where I'll be rooting on my bro Firebrand X when he tries to take back the Television Championship from that marvelous not human bastard CPO. See? I'm really busy.

Tony Bologna: Go back to that part about being a Daddy.

Trevor Mach: I haven't forgotten about Jammer though. That wannabe World Champion. He's still a green boy, and he's going to find that out. If he had more experience, he'd know to never count me out, because I ALWAYS have a trick up my sleeve. I leave you with B-Dawg. What would be worse to Jammer than being a jobber? Folks at home, stay tuned for the answer, after the break.

Tony Bologna: He did say he's going to be a Daddy right?

EBW: Xcite

The Twoson Fairgrounds were packed to see the crowning of Jammer, the NEW EBW World Champion. The Thrillers were in the ring to start the show, as confetti rained from the ceiling. Jammer appeared on the stage holding the title and the E1 Climax trophy. Starbound was sporting a black eye from the other night, and seemed less festive than the others, but still applauded the new champ as he hit the ring.

Jammer: You know, most of you never thought you'd see this day. Most of you had me pegged wrong. A few times, I even doubted myself. How stupid was that? Huh? HOW STUPID WAS THAT?! Let his be a lesson to you all. Every person in the crowd. All of you watching at home. The "boys in the back". The ladies too really. Everyone. To succeed you have to be ruthless. You have to throw away EVERYTHING EXCEPT your goal. You have to hear so many times that you can't do it, and finally say I WILL DO IT! I don't brush off the "haters" though. How passive aggressive is that? No, I HURT the haters. I HURT those that got in my way. I HURT THEM! They won't EVER doubt me again! YOU won't EVER doubt me again! You'd be lying to yourself. Look at me. The E1 Climax. The EBW World Championship. I did it! I DID IT! I did what no one else could do. No offense to my brothers and sisters in the Thrillers, but after all of this time, I was the one to tear down the monument of the old EBW that is Trevor Mach. Now, the Thrillers will-

Trevor Mach: Is THAT what you did? You tore me down? Funny, I feel perfectly fine. Don't I look fine?

Jammer: DO NOT RUIN MY CEREMONY!

Trevor Mach: Oh Imma gonna!

Jammer: Damn you! What do you want?! Here to beg and plead for a rematch? YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT!

Trevor Mach: Heh. I don't beg or plead for anything. I'm not a dick less coward like you, who gets Mac the Babysitter to help him, or that giant piece of shit Golvoth to help him. No, I do things my way.

Jammer: Doesn't matter. You're not getting the rematch. I don't care if you have a clause. I will fight it, because you're DONE as World Champion. Even if you get the match, I will do WHATEVER it takes, to make sure you're never seen with this title belt again. You've sucked as much life out of it as you're going to get!

Trevor Mach: You are REALLY cracking me up right now. You're mad, and I can tell, cause you got this bulging vein in your forehead. Kid, let me tell you something. If I want that shot, I will get that shot, but this is about that. I want to congratulate you, on what will most certainly be the best punchline ever!

Jammer: Excuse me? Punchline? To what?

Trevor Mach: The joke....that is your title reign.

Jammer: I went from supposed jobber, to Eagleland Nation Champion, a title which I am vacating by the way, to E1 Climax, to EBW World Champion. That doesn't sound like a joke to me.

Trevor Mach: It would be more impressive if you actually earned it. That being said, you ARE the World Champion. You're not a jobber anymore. BUT....what is worse than being a jobber Slam Master? Being, a Transitional Champion. Being a footnote in history. At least as a jobber, you had heart, and people loved you. You won't be remembered. You're just the guy that had the title for a cup of coffee, between the guy that had it, and....well....the guy who is next in line.

Jammer: And that would?

Trevor Mach: Think about it. It's so obvious. I'll help you. Remember the last time we were all in the ring together? All of you...and just me?

Jammer: ....No...no...nonononononono! NO! EVERYONE LOOK OU-

Bashin Dan ran into the ring, and clobbered Jammer to a booming ovation. "Brave" Bashin Dan and Trevor Mach were helped by the Elite 4, who helped clear the ring of the Thrillers. They made it clear they endorsed Bashin Dan, as #1 Contender for the EBW World Championship.

Trevor Mach: Hey wait, don't go anywhere Golvoth! I'm up for some more fighting, so get your giant ass in here, and let's do this!

EBW: Xcite
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
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1. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Vjhearson Golvoth via DQ
2. EBW Twoson Fairgrounds Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)[o]/Sal Paradise(c) beat Jake Crust[TBCW]/Deke Crust[TBCW][x] via Torture Rack -> Submission -> Title Defense!
GR: RACK EM! RACK EM! RRRRACK EM!
3. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Misogynist Paul via Brave Clash -> Pin
4. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Hope Mach/Christina Angel[o] beat Murasaki(c)[x]/Troian(c) via Angel Driver -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions!
5. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Subculture/Tack Angel vs. Jammer/"The Brand"/Johnny Starbound ended in a No Contest!
6. EBW Women's World Championship: Lady M's(c) beat 21st Century Foxx -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: Damm it! M's was reveling in the victory, but the bloody and dress clad Maniac ruins another night for the World Champ! Leave her alone dammit! Wait, she's getting back up! She's fitting back! Oh no, we're out of time! See you on The Clash!

Stuart's Office

Stuart held his head in his hands, as Jammer lambasted him.

Jammer: I think this is bullshit! I know it is! You WANTED HIM DONE! I did that for you! Now, you two aren't fighting anymore?! You ALLOWED him to let Bashin Dan had his title shot?! Are you kidding me right now?

Stuart: I...I don't have time for this Jammer. Leave.

Jammer: I'M NOT-

Stuart: Leave, or I strip you of the title and fire your ass!

Jammer: ...Fine...I'm leaving, but this isn't over.

Stuart: *sigh*

Stuart spun his chair around and turned his back to the door.

Stuart: What am I going to do?

?: I'll tell you what you're going to do son.

Stuart: Father?

?: You're going to do what you're supposed to do!

Stuart: I-

As Stuart turned around, the voice and image of his father faded, and all that was left was...

Stuart: Rufus?

Rufus Poochyfud: In the flesh...more or less.

Stuart: I thought...I thought....

Rufus Poochyfud: You thought what? You thought your father was here? You thought he was still alive? You killed him Stuart. You DID do that. You didn't take his head, but you pulled the plug. Everything you think you've seen, is your guilt manifesting as reality. That happens sometimes when you've been where we've been.

Stuart: ...The Sanctum?

Rufus Poochyfud: It's another place, in another time, another space, and with different rules. We found out about it remember? We were going to use it against our enemies. Well...I was...I had to talk you into it. I had to push you. You were weak. We triggered it. We triggered the Sanctum. No one remembers it...but I do....and deep down...you do too. We found something...something in the darkness...as if the darkness was staring back at us. You were afraid. You ran away, escaped it. I accepted it. Now, I've been pretending I'm the same person I was. Dabbling here and there, biding my time really. Just making sure that things happen the way they are supposed to.

Stuart: The way they're supposed to?

Rufus Poochyfud: The course we're on...to the glorious darkness. The unending bleakness. The Nez'ruth, beckons us. It's coming, and it's coming sooner than you think. I just need you to get yourself together. You're broken now, but as you listen to my voice, you begin to feel better. It's nice to be a good guy again. You want to be redeemed and do a good job. The voices are leaving your head. You want to reconcile with your family. That's all well and good, because I need you in control until a special moment in 2019, when the world as you know it will cease.

Stuart: I...I won't..I won't help you. I'll tell them.

Rufus Poochyfud: How can you? When I leave, you won't remember any of this. Neither will you, watching at home. Yes, I can see you through that camera, straight into your soul. You will all forget. You will all forget. You will ALL forget.

Twoson Hotel

Amy: Hey Tack, what are you watching on ENN?

Tack Angel: Uh.....I don't know. I forgot. Must not have been important.

-

South Border City Limits

A bus pulls up to the city limits. Dorado Mask comes out, and takes off his mask...

Rey Ruiz: Wow, It's been a while since I've been around here. Eagleland has been great, but I do miss Anahauc.

Mariella Dorado: I want to try some of the food. It's got to be better than anything my Uncle makes.

Rey Dorado: Hey now, I do the best I can! Stay sharp Ruiz, you have a big job to do tonight. You have a chance to win the Anahauc National Championship. That would be a great honor for a wearer of that mask. Also though, it will help you get another shot at the rest of the Hex Clan.

Rey Ruiz: The path seems to be getting harder. I've had help with the Lucha Soldados, and we're even the Trios Champions, but it feels like more and more obstacles get in my way. Hex Devil hasn't been seen in months, and instead I have to deal with this Hexagon Dark, and now Hex Zero Limit. Something about this Hex Zero Limit guy is very familiar. I can't put my finger on it, but-

Rey Dorado: Like I said, stay sharp. The Hex Clan always have a trick up their sleeves.

Rey Ruiz: ...Who are you Hex Zero Limit?

EBW: The Clash

Tony Bologna: Hello fans, we're here on the Border in South Border City for the first time, and no your eyes are not deceiving you. This IS The Clash, and we're NOT in the studio. Instead, we did something a little different this week, in honor of the finals of the EBW Anahauc National Championship Finals, we wanted a Lucha Libre crowd for this Lucha Libre main event. Dorado Mask and Hex Zero Limit. One of these young men is the name sake of the legend Rey Dorado, and the other...is a creepy...skeleton man, and a member of the Hex Clan. They're going to make history as EBW continues a national expansion project that began with the Eagleland National Championship. Speaking of that title, a Decision match has been decided between "The Brand" and Los Tiburon tonight, with the winner earning the vacated Championship. Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: The Clash
South Border Luchasium, South Border City
ENN

1. 6-Man Tag: Vjhearson Golvoth[o]/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich beat Benjamin/Cade/Vapetrain[x] Buckle Bomb x Chokeslam -> Pin
2. Singles: Dragon Grandpa beat El Mago via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
3. EBW Eagleland National Championship Decision: Los Tiburon beat "The Brand" via Brainbuster -> Pin -> NEW Eagleland National Champion!
4. Singles: Hexagon Dark beat Kiva via Guillotine Neckbreaker -> Pin  
5. EBW Anahauc National Championship Finals: Hex Zero Limit beat Dorado Mask via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin -> 1st Anahauc National Champion!
Tony Bolgona: HERE IT COMES! DORADORANA! Wow, it took off part of Hex's mask! What's this? What? Dorado looks like he's a seen a ghost or something. He's shocked. Does he know Hex Zero Limit? WAIT! Hex with a kick! He's not hesitating! Cradle Piledriver! 1-2-3! Hex Zero Limit is the 1st Anahauc National Champion! Dorado Mask almost had it. What happened?

EBW: Xcite

Tony Bologna: Konichiwa from Edo! Tony Bologna here, GR isn't with us, because he refused to take off his hat in the airport. That's a whole other thing. We're here, because EBW is invading once again, with a couple of big events, tonight being the beginning, and the climax being at Epoch VII: All Wrestlers All Out Attack! I-

Jammer: You know, they aren't here to listen to you. They are here to watch me. They are here to see the EBW World Champion. Since I made the impossible possible, I haven't been given the recognition outside of the Thrillers. Did I lead the press tour? Am I on the programs? How much more merch do I have? You know, I proved that betrayal for success is a viable way of life. I'm surprised our Boss has chosen betrayal for failure. We were on the same page. The Thrillers were going to be his wave of the future. Now, he's lost it, and he's lost my respect. You let me down Stuart. Just like all the others. I hoped that aligning with you would get success, but once again, I had to do things my own way. It's getting to be commonplace. None of you really wanted my success. I made it myself. I'm the self made World Champion. The self made E1 Climax winner! I'm hitting all those points that make a wrestler a legend, and I did it myself. I guess that's just how things are. You understand that Dan? That's how things are. Tonight, the Thrillers take on your Dan Club. We'll fight as a team, but I will be the one getting the pin, and I'm going to pin you. Once again, handing you a loss, and doing it myself.

Tony Bologna: Someone needs to teach that guy what doing things yourself actually mea-

Jammer: I'm sorry, did you say something?!

Tony Bologna: NO!

Jammer: That's what I thought.

Stuart's Office

Tack Angel: And that's why I think it's the perfect No Limits kind of match.

Stuart: I'm sorry what?

Tack Angel: What?

Stuart: You just walked in here and said " And that's why I think it's the perfect No Limits kind of match."

Tack Angel: I did?

Stuart: Yeah.

Tack Angel: ...Maybe I got a little ahead of myself. I have a match with Kota Hayashi tonight for the No Limits Championship. I know that as an act of goodwill towards the people of Edo, you gave him this match.

Stuart: I thought he was a Make a Wish Kid, or some "Special" lad.

Tack Angel: He gets that a lot. I know the people are going to want a hardcore kind of match, and since people as "Special" as Kota Hayashi respond well to shapes and colors, I thought we could have a Lego Match.

Stuart: ...That sounds painful.

Tack Angel: Yeah, but not like cut up bleeding pain. More like "ouch I have a lego in my foot" kind of agony.

Stuart: And you want that?

Tack Angel: ...Not when I say it out loud. Still...I will do it for Kota.

Stuart: Alright. Consider it done.

Tack Angel: Yeah? Alright then. Thank you Stuart.

Stuart: Uh...th-thank you? It's a good selling point.

Tack Angel: You doing alright?

Stuart: I don't know to be honest.

Tack Angel: I'm always willing to listen.

Stuart: I appreciate that.

Tack Angel: Yeah?

Stuart: Yeah. I'm surprised too.

EBW: Xcite
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
ENN

1. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Hope Mach(c)[o]/Christina Angel(c) beat Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz[x] via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. Tag: Cade[o]/Ness beat Misogyinst Paul/Robert Sandwich[x] via Cadebreaker -> Pin
3. EBW Women's Television Championship: Gold beat Sylvie(c) via DQ -> Title Defense?
4. EBW No Limits Championship Lego Blocks: Tack Angel(c) beat Kota Hayashi via Angel Driver in a box of Legos MY GOD WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! -> Pin
5. 8-Man Tag: Jammer[o]/Johnny Starbound/Vjhearson Golvoth/"The Brand" beat Bashin Dan[x]/Benjamin/Vapetrain/Barrington Huge via Slam Jam -> Pin

-

Antonio Jr's Office

Antonio Jr was sitting with the Stud Stable, having one of his very long, awkward, silent stares.

Kinniku Mike: Alright....this is really freaking me out.

Sal Paradise: Is he....still awake?

Antonio Jr: Alright! I see the problem here. You two....are not working like a team!

Sal Paradise: Yeah...I think you've got it. A genius this guy.

Antonio Jr: *sigh* Team Team Team! I love teams! I even love saying the word TEAM. You may think this is a picture of my family on the desk here. It's not. It's the A-TEAM. I really like the Jewelry Man.

Kinniku Mike: Mr. T?

Antonio Jr: Sure if you'd like! I need you two to work as a team! We can't have you two NOT working as a team, because that's not a team.

Kinniku Mike: Look, we can work this out all on our own. He just needs to let me have Lainey.

Sal Paradise: Huh?

Kinniku Mike: Nothing!

Antonio Jr: Alright Studs, you go and work this out.

Escargo Express Delivery Man: Mr. Antonio Jr? I have a package for you.

Antonio Jr: Wow, you guys even in deliver in Edo? That was fast!

Escargo Express: You were supposed to get this 12 weeks ago.

Antonio Jr: Oh...I see. Let's see what it is. OH! A GUN!

Antonio Jr held up the gun, looking straight down the barrel.

Antonio Jr: Well. What a great gift. Huh? A note.

Dear Antonio,

If you're reading this, you have received my father's old revolver. I did plan on using this gun to take my own life, had it come to it. As you know, in the end, I died under mysterious circumstances.

Antonio Jr: Wait what? How did he?

I pass it on to you, in hopes that if it comes to it, you'll do what I couldn't and take your own life without hesitation.

Antonio Jr: I will Father.

And most importantly....take your brother out with you.

Sincerely,
Antonio Stuart Sr.

Antonio Jr: Huh...well if you say so. I wonder if it's loaded.

Antonio Jr fired the gun directly into his mouth over and over.

Antonio Jr: Well, I guess not.

Stuart: Hey, are you ready?

Antonio Jr: Ready for what?

Stuart: That meeting with the ShogunTV.

Antonio Jr: Oh that's today? Hells bells. Alright brother...let me just...*BANG!*

Stuart: Whoa! What was that?

Antonio Jr: What was what?

Stuart: That sounded like a gun!

Antonio Jr: I didn't hear anything!

Stuart: Did you just shoot yourself in the foot?!

Antonio Jr: No way! You're crazy!

-

EBW: The Clash at Demonhead

Tony Bologna: We're back for another episode of The Clash, and once again, take a look, NO STUDIO! We're in Edo, so of course, we have to have The Clash....at Demonhead. Eh? Eh? See, when we're in Edo, and we have The Clash, we HAVE to have The Clash....at Demonhead. It's a game reference. But hey, we got another surprise! Look at this, the EBW Edo National Championship! Yep, we're doing another one. As part of the Global Expansion, we're getting a champ a country here. Don't worry, it's totally not going to get overly complicated.

Danny Leung, dressed in a long black coat, with his face painted white and black, with a top hat on, sulked by.

Tony Bologna: Danny? What's...what's going on? Aren't you scheduled to compete in this tournament tonight?

Goth Danny: *sigh* Do you really care? The darkness is overwhelming. Why? Why did she choose him?

Tony Bologna: Huh?

Goth Danny: Nani...my one true love. She's with Tack Angel. I live in his Crystal Kingdom, and I have to see him happy with the woman I love. It hurts. It hurts so much. It's like I'm getting push, when I say No Push. It's just...whatever man...maybe if I start winning she'll notice me. *grumble grumble*

Tony Bologna: ....Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: The Clash at Demonhead
Demonhead, Edo
ENN

1. EBW Edo National Championship Qualifier: Goth Danny beat Kota Hayashi[x] and Flying Man #1 via Coffin Drop -> Pin
2. EBW Edo National Championship Qualifier: Benjamin beat Magnum PT and Nosan[x] via Spear -> Pin
3. Women's Singles: Murasaki beat Queen Bolshoi via Violet Frosion -> Pin
4. EBW Edo National Championship Finals: Benjamin beat Goth Danny via Spear -> Pin -> FIRST EBW Edo National Champion!
5. Singles: Subculture beat "The Brand" via DQ
Tony Bologna: Sami Crowe?! Dammit! Who let him on an airplane!?

-

EBW: Xcite

The show opened with Johnny Starbound in the middle of the ring.

Johnny Starbound: Hey! Put that spotlight directly on me! Now, all of you get those phones out. I know you don't speak much Eaglish, but try to keep up. I want the lights dimmed, those phones on! Look at it, it looks like the night sky, and a bunch of little stars. But what's this? You look at me, and you see I'm the biggest star there is. That's the point of this little exercise. To show you what you're dealing with. Now, Jammer might be the EBW World Champion. He might have won the E1 Climax. He might be heading into a main event. However, I don't let that take away from the value I know I have. The difference is I AM the Star! I've got a main event challenge of my own that I want to throw out tonight. Tack Angel, you have something that belongs to me. I MADE that title! I want it BACK! You hear me back there? The Elite 4 DO watch the product right? If you're not too busy counting your money, and planning an expansion to your Crystal Monument to yourself, get out here and accept my challenge!

Tack Angel: Hey, you don't have to be such a jerk butt about it. I'm right here, and I willing to answer any challenge you throw out...unless it's like a gun duel. I don't want to shoot anybody...again. Don't make it a Wheat Thresher match either. It will literally be the death of me. I just....I just have a feeling.

Johnny Starbound: As much as those sound enterta- no those just sound awful actually. We're hoisting that title up. We're having ourselves a Ladder match!

Tack Angel: You're on! I'm going to go stretch and...look out for wheat threshers.

As Tack Angel walked to the back, he bumped into a rather large man. A hulking man with unusually darkish skin and red hair.

Tack Angel: Whoa!

?: Greh

Tack Angel: Huh? I'm sorry. I don't uh...speak...whatever that is.

?: Oh, forgive me. The Boulder is not used to Eaglish gaijin in his new adopted home!

Tack Angel: The Boulder?

"The Boulder"?: The name *flex* is Hoary Boulder! I'm-

Tack Angel: Are you Galka?

Hoary Boulder: I beg your pardon?! Do I look like I have tail?! No, indeed I don't! The Boulder is many things, but not Galka! *flex* I am a Scion, and I will save EBW!

Tack Angel: Huh, wonder what that means?

EBW: Xcite
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
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1. EBW Edo National Championship: Benjamin(c) beat Goth Danny via Spear -> Pin -> Title Defense!
2. 8-Man Tag: Bashin Dan[o]/Cade/Vapetrain/Barrington Huge beat Jammer/Vjhearson Golvoth/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin
3. Women's Tag: Calamity Jane[o]/Lainey Strong beat Kai Akiyama[x]/Kayla Sparkz via Lariat -> Pin
4. Singles: Subculture beat "The Brand" via DQ
5. 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel[o] beat Murasaki/Troian/21st Century Foxx[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin
6. EBW No Limits Championship Ladder: Johnny Starbound beat Tack Angel(c) via Title Grab -> Pin -> NEW EBW No Limits Champion!

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EBW: The Clash

Tony Bologna: Tony Bologna here, and we're on the streets of Akiba for this installment of The Clash. I see so many people dressed up as....well stuff I don't understand. Maids everywhere. They wanted to draw pictures on my eggs with ketchup. Is that normal? It was freaking me out. I asked them to leave the bottle and the girl started crying. I don't understand! Was that even a woman, because....I've been fooled since being here. I'm joined by #1 Contender Bashin Dan and EBW's first Edo National Champion Benjamin. Dan, are you-

Bashin Dan: I have something to say, but I think you should first be congratulating my close friend Benjamin, for making history. The Edo National Champion!

Benjamin: Let it be a lesson to you Jammer. You DON'T have to throw away the ties that bind to find success. I was like you, unhappy with my spot around here. I decided to do something about it and get motivated, and just stop shrugging it all off. I went on a quest to improve myself...a MYSTIC quest...if you will. Eh?

Tony Bologna: .....

Benjamin: No...that wouldn't mean anything to you would it? Well regardless, before I came to this promotion...and this world...and time...I was on a mission to defeat darkness in the world. I see darkness lingers here too, and I'm going to fight it. I'm talking about you Vjhearson Golvoth! I have a match with you at Epoch VII. You're a big giant....jerk is what you are. You're a big oak tree, and I'm going to spear you down to size!

Bashin Dan: There, now that has been said, I can talk about what I wanted to say. Benjamin, you and I have been friends ever since we both made our way here. I couldn't have made it this far without you. That's why, I want to present you with THIS!



Benjamin: Whoa! What is this?

Bashin Dan: Congratulations, you're in a card game!

Benjamin: Wow....now I really HAVE made it.

Bashin Dan: Heh. I thought you'd like it. Come on friend, we have a main event ahead of us.

Tony Bologna: Hey wait! What about Jammer? Don't you have something to say about the EBW World Champion? You're opponent at Epoch VII?

Bashin Dan: Oh yeah...he doesn't get a card.

Tony Bologna: ...Wonderful. Yeah yeah....take it to the ring.

EBW: The Clash
Akiba Street Ring, Edo
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1. Singles: Hoary Boulder[Debut] beat Nosan via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Singles: Vjhearson Golvoth beat Goth Danny -> Pin
3. Women's Singles: Gold beat 21st Century Foxx -> Pin
4. Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] beat Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul[x] via Spear -> Pin

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EBW: Xcite

Tony Bologna: Hello Wrestling fans. It's Tony Bologna again in Edo, as we hit the final stop before Epoch VII: All Wrestlers All Out Attack! It's set to be a war between the Elite 4 and Thrillers. It's a war between EBW World Champion Jammer and Bashin Dan. It's also going to be another war between Lady M's, the Women's World Champion and Maniac. He's back for another round eh Lady M's?

Lady M's: He's like a bad horror movie villain. He just keeps coming back for more and more. You have to up the violence every time, or else the audience gets bored. I didn't think this asshole had anymore blood to him, but we'll find out.

Tony Bologna: What kind of a match are you going for here?

Lady M's: Well, where the hell do we go from where we've been? I threw some darts at a board and came up with Exploding Barbed Wire. How does that sound?

Tony Bologna: VERY dangerous!

Lady M's: Well then it's perfect. Maniac, you were the one who wanted this. You wanted to get my attention. You wanted to piss me off. You wanted the No Fucks Given Lady M's to give a fuck. I will. I WILL give a fuck. I will FUCK you up again! This time I'm not stopping until I hear what I need to hear. Who put you up to this? I WILL find out.

Tony Bologna: Such language and violence. I guess that's why this wholesome, family friendly product gets an M Rating from time to time eh? Seriously, how are more parents not complaining? Oh, no time to wonder about that. Here comes the EBW World Champion to the center of the ring. These Thriller guys love being the center of attention don't they?

Jammer: Edo, I am YOUR World Champion. You WILL show me the respect I'm due. You WILL cheer for your conquering hero. That is what I am. I mean come on, where has Trevor Mach been? You seen him anywhere? No, and I know why. He didn't want it to get out, but I hurt that reject. I broke his ribs. Got him nice and softened up for the Thrillers to rip the Team Championships from the Elite 4 at Epoch VII. You're welcome guys. You're welcome Edo. I'm doing you all a favor. I'm making a point. I'm teaching a lesson here. Showing you all what REAL hard work gets you. I-

Bashin Dan: You talk too much. You never shut up.

Jammer: Wow, this coming from you. You're all talk Dan, but it's funny that you fail to talk about me when asked. It's almost like you're afraid?

Bashin Dan: No Jam. I'm not afraid of you. I pity you.

Jammer: You pity ME?! I'm the World Champion!

Bashin Dan: You're also alone. You don't have friends. You don't have anyone to REALLY celebrate with. I see Little Mac creeping around the outside there, but is he really your friend? Are you sharing that victory with him?

Jammer: I don't NEED to share victory. It's mine! I earned it!

Bashin Dan: No, you took it.

Jammer: Same thing.

Bashin Dan: It isn't. Don't worry, I won't do that to you. I won't take away what makes you happy, the way you took it. I will earn it. I will show you that the power of friendship is stronger than selfishness. My Battle Spirit burns brighter than yours. That wasn't always true, but it is now.

Jammer: You come here and say that to my face! Step in this ring right now! I don't want to wait till later! Come on Dan!

Bashin Dan: No Jammer. I look forward to battling you, but for the competition of it. It fires me up thinking about it. Why do I not talk it about much? Because I'm shaking with excitement. I'm too hyped as it is. However, I won't get in there and fight you now, because that would feed your hatred, and I don't hate my friend. I never have. I never will. But...make no mistake...I WILL beat you at Epoch VII, and I will become a 3-Time EBW World Champion.

Jammer: YOU'RE NEVER GETTING THIS AGAIN DAN! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU'RE NEVER GETTING THIS TITLE AGAIN! I WILL SEE TO IT! YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIGHT FAIR, BUT I DON'T! CAN'T WIN THE TITLE ON A COUNT OUT! CAN'T WIN THE TITLE ON A DQ! The same methods I was going to use to keep this title away from Trevor Mach, I will USE ON YOU! AHAHAHAHA!

Bashin Dan: .....

EBW: Xcite
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
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1. Tag: Kinniku Mike[o]/Sal Paradise beat Vapetrain/Barrington Huge[x] via ...pushed him over -> Pin
2. Singles: Firebrand X beat Cade via Fireslide -> Pin
3. Non-Title Tag: Amigo/Jamie OD beat Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul via DQ
4. Tag: "The Brand"/Johnny Starbound[x] beat Tack Angel[x]/Subculture via 450 Splash -> Pin
Tony Bologna: Dammit! It's Sami Crowe again! It's the Crust Brothers! TVA getting involved! Starbound going with it! The 450 off the top! No! The Star Prince is down! 1-2-3! Dammit! Starbound steals the pin, and Sami Crowe just will NOT leave Subculture alone! Do we even know why? Does HE even know why?
5. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Troian beat Hope Mach via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage
Tony Bologna: Troian channeling Hope here with the ground game and submission skills. She seems to get better at mimicking people week after week! Whoa! She's got that Ankle Lock in! Hope is absolutely refusing to tap, but she can't reach the ropes! Christina is thinking about throwing in the towel, but Hope is waving her off! Wait, Troian is mimicking her voice, pretending to be Hope submitting! The referee is confused! They sound so similar! He's stopping the match! Did he throw it out? NO! He's awarding it to Troian! The chameleon pulled another fast one! She'll be next to receive a Women's World Championship match!
6. Tag: Jammer[o]/Vjhearson Golvoth beat Bashin Dan[x]/Benjamin via Slam Jam -> Pin
Tony Bologna: Jammer did everything he could to cheat and break Dan's spirit in this match! Another Slam Jam gets the pin, but the crowd isn't liking it. They are 100% behind the heart and integrity of Bashin Dan! Dan is just looking disappointed at Jammer. He didn't even TRY to kick out of that, and Jammer knows it. He looks pissed too. I think we see something here. Dan holds back on Jammer, and it's his way of getting back at him! He hasn't pinned Bashin Dan giving it his all! Wait, here comes Stuart!

Stuart: Jammer, you were one of the guys I looked to, when I wanted to push this sport forward. Maybe I was wrong about you though. You think I've lost my bite? I've just changed perspective a little. I still have the bite. Want me to prove it? I'll make this clear for you. If you get disqualified or if you get counted out, Bashin Dan WILL become the NEW EBW World Champion! How is that for BITE!

Tony Bologna: Jammer looks livid! Mac is trying to talk Stuart out of it, Dan, well he's just smiling. Epoch VII just got a LOT more interesting.

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ENN Wrestling Update!

Tony Bologna: Tony Bologna again. You sick of Bologna yet? Had too much Bologna? No, I didn't think so. I'm at the Control Center...but it's actually a green screen....cause I'm actually in Edo. You all knew that. Why am I exposing it? We are just days away from a game changing Epoch, where the new generation will battle for the World Championship. The Elite 4 and Thrillers will engage in all out war. David will battle Goliath, with Benjamin now putting the Edo National Championship on the line against a man nearly twice his size. Lady M's and Maniac will try to kill each other in an Exploding Barbed Wire Match. Viewer Discretion Advised, but let's be honest. Your kids are GOING to see it. You let them play PUBG and Fortnite all damn day. They're numb to violence. They're going to find a way to see it. We're raising a generation of little monsters....but hey....we do have EBW merch for the lovable little bastards. Look, it's cool. I can do the floss too. I can dab. I'm aware of Jojo references. So hey, how about that CPO, they say he's not human, and he'll return in a non-title Champion vs. Champion match with the "Grapple Bastard" Los Tiburon. The EBW World Tag Team Championships will also be on the line, cause we'd be crazy not to book the Jalapeno Poppers! ALSO, this just in! The Sunset Riders, Calamity Jane and Lainey Strong are getting a title shot against Future Past! This show is LOADED! DO NOT miss it! If you do, they'll blame me, for making fun of zoomers. I just don't like Fortnite alright?! PUBG was more fun! I don't WANT to build and shoot, I just want to shoot! But look, I'm flossing. Dental hygiene is weirdly cool right now. What Steve? It's not actual flossing that's popular? Well that's stupid isn't it? I'll fake floss, but screw my teeth? Huh? I just don't get it.




EBW: Epoch VII - All Wrestlers All Out Attack!
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
ENN+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Sylvie(c) vs. TBA
2. EBW World Tag Team Championship: Amigo(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Barrington Huge/Vapetrain vs. Kinniku Mike/Sal Paradise vs. Kiva/El Mago
3. Champion vs. Champion: CPO[3'dPW] vs. Los Tiburon
4. EBW Edo National Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. Vjhearson Golvoth
5. EBW Team Championship: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Firebrand X/Subculture vs. "The Brand"/Johnny Starbound/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul
6. Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch: Lady M's vs. Maniac
7. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Hope Mach(c)/Christina Angel(c) vs. Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong
8. EBW World Championship: Jammer(c) vs. Bashin Dan (Title Changes Hands on DQ or Countout)

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EBW: The Clash Epoch Preshow

Tony Bologna: Tony Bologna back in the Secret Base, for the preshow installment of The Clash! We've had fun here in Edo, but the grand finale is here, and you still have time to get yourself ENN+ before the big show, but we've got some big matches of our own here on free television....so...that's good...but...still get ENN+ though. I mean, these aren't BAD matches but....I mean at least two of them are great! The other one....well...Goth Danny is an acquired taste? Is that what I'm trying to say here? I-

Hex Zero Limit: Hey! Give me the mic! I have something to say!

Tony Bologna: Oh thank God. Here.

Hex Zero Limit: This goes out to my peeps in Anahauc. I'm always with you. This goes out to my new fans in EBW, we've just gotten started. This goes out to Dorado Mask. I don't know who you are, but you got a look at me the last time we fought. I have been training so long, working to gain the honor of wearing a mask officially recognized by the Hex Clan. You somehow managed to nearly end all that. I was shocked. You almost took off my mask, and I can't allow that to happen again. Tonight, I'm going to show you what I've got, and I'm going to return the favor. You've seen my face, now let me see yours!

Tony Bologna: Wait...here he comes. It's Dorado Mask!

Dorado Mask: You don't want to do that Hex.

Hex Zero Limit: Is that a threat? You're damn right I want to. It's only fair right? You try to rip off my mask, so I'll try and rip off yours. I'd make it mask vs. mask, but I'd save that for the Lucha Holy Ground of Guadalalucha!

Dorado Mask: We're both from there. We both know what that means. Also, we both know, that the Hex Clan isn't about upholding the honor of our sport. It's not about upholding the legacy of Lucha. The Lucha Soldados have the right idea. Someone as talented as you, should be learning from someone like Los Tiburon instead.

Hex Zero Limit: You act like you know what's best for me. You don't know me.

Dorado Mask: I do though...

Hex Zero Limit: Right. Sure you do. Listen, the Hex Clan conquers, because no one is strong enough to stop them. They take over, and reveal to people a stronger Lucha. Rudos....Technicos....it doesn't matter. It's all about victory and survival. Your Lucha Soldados....they're willing to play by the rules, and willing to let the style of Lucha simply jerk the curtain. I want to take it to the main event. Why don't you ask that has been Kiva whatever happened to that dream? He was there. He was at the top. Forget it. I'm done talking. Tonight, we will get out what we're trying to say in the ring with our moves. The way it should be.

Dorado Mask: .....

Tony Bologna: Compelling! Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: The Clash Epoch Preshow
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
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1. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender Battle Royale Tracy vs. Murasaki vs. Queen Bolshoi vs. Nani vs. Gold vs. 21st Century Foxx
Winner: Nani
2. Singles: Cade beat Goth Danny via Cadebreaker -> Pin
3. Singles: Hex Zero Limit beat Dorado Mask via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin
Tony Bologna: Dorado Mask is going easy on Hex! It doesn't make any sense. It's like he's trying to talk to him! He had the match won though! That Doradorana into the pin would've done it! Hex No Limit looks mad...at least I think he does under the mask and all. No way, he just ripped at that mask and pulled Dorado into the Cradle Piledriver! 1-2-3! Hex No Limit wins again! Wait a minute, he just caught a glimpse of the man behind the mask! It's role reversal here! Hex No Limit looks like he's seen a ghost! We're out of time...see you...in a few minutes I guess...when we roll over to ENN+....YEAH!

Backstage

Gene Starwind: Fans, I was just trying to get an interview with Bashin Dan before the match tonight, but he's being attacked by the Thrillers. The Dan Club is trying to make the save, but Jammer is looking to put Dan on the shelf and out of this match! Wait! Here comes Trevor Mach! He's rushing in with a bat and attacking the Thrillers from behind! Jammer is backing away!

Trevor Mach: Jammer, you cowardly bitch, you couldn't handle a fair match, so you try and take the kid out before it? No way! Not happening! You face the music tonight Jam Jam! This Clash King is going to KICK YOUR ASS!

Bashin Dan: I was feeling sorry for you Jam, I really was. I felt bad that you were going to be sad, losing the World Championship. Now, all I want to do, is beat you for it, fair and square. I'm really fired up now!

Trevor Mach: Haha! Yeah! Ow...ow my ribs. Dammit! Coming back too soon? Coming back too soon.

EBW: Epoch VII - All Wrestlers All Out Attack!

EBW: Epoch VII - All Wrestlers All Out Attack!
Akiba Secret Base, Edo
ENN+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Nani beat Sylvie(c) via Triangle Choke -> Submission -> NEW EBW Women's Television Champion!
Tony Bologna: Whoa! Nani is all over Sylvie! The Queen of Soft Style is trying to make her opponent uncomfortable with the "Soft Style", but I guess a woman who has to deal with 5 other wives in a relationship is immune to it? Shining Wizard blocked! Sylvie with the Breast to Breast Soft Suplex! She's going for the pin, BUT WAIT! NANI WITH THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! SYLVIE IS TAPPING OUT! SHE'S TAPPING! NEW WOMEN'S TELEVISION CHAMPION!
2. EBW World Tag Team Championship: Amigo(c)[o]/Jamie OD(c) beat Barrington Huge/Vapetrain, Kinniku Mike/Sal Paradise, and Kiva/El Mago[x] via Ankle Lock -> Submission -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: Jalapeno Poppers retain! Amigo tapping El Mago! The Stud Stable looks absolutely distraught! They were working like a team for once, but had no bearing on the outcome! Incredible! The MUCH MUCH more popular Poppers continue a stellar reign! Truly, the best combination of-hey....you stay back Mike, I'm just a commentator!
3. Champion vs. Champion: CPO[3'dPW] vs. Los Tiburon ended in a No Contest!
Tony Bologna: Holy shit! Holy shit! HOLY SHIT! There are no words! CPO and Tiburon slamming around that ring! Neither of them seems human right now! The crowd is loving it! CPO missed the Moonsault! Tiburon going for the Brainbuster....AND HE HITS IT! OH NO! CPO gets right back up, and the two are on the outside! This is getting out of control! The referee can't contain it! He's throwing it out, but the fighting isn't stopping! They're going into the crowd! Can we security on this!? Would they even survive?!
4. EBW Edo National Championship: Benjamin(c) beat Vjhearson Golvoth via Count Out -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: Golvoth has been dominant this entire match, but Benjamin is showing that he is a survivor. Win or lose, he's gained a lot of respect from these fans tonight. The Dan Club are not to be underestimated. Bashin Dan is injured from the attack earlier, and he's STILL out here supporting his friend. He's got his own match to think about! Benjamin escapes the Buckle Bomb! Golvoth hit the post hard! He's bleeding! Thank God Benjamin is fighting this match as if he's a smaller man changing his normal tactics to fight a bigger man, or else I'd really hate this match, I mean fans would probably hate that. Benjamin is going out all! He hit the Spear, but Golvoth isn't going down! He hit again! Again! Again! He keeps coming off those ropes! SPEAR! WHOA! Golvoth falls to the outside! I don't think he's going to get up in time! 5-6-7-8-9-10! Benjamin wins! I don't believe it, but maybe it's time to start believing, because the man did it!
5. EBW Team Championship: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel[o]/Firebrand X/Subculture beat "The Brand"/Johnny Starbound[x]/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul via WRIST CLUUUUUTCH ANGEL DRIVER -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: Mach and Subbie are looking hurt, but Firebrand X and Tack Angel are stepping up in this second half. The Thrillers have tried wearing down the Elite 4, and the game plan seems to be working. Wait...Firebrand is losing it! We saw this when he fought CPO! He's tagging out and going after the Thrillers. This leaves the Star Prince in there with No Limits Champion Johnny Starbound! Starbound's cocky grin just got kicked off! Tack is letting those kicks fly! WHOA! HE'S DOING IT! HE'S CLUTCHING THE WRIST! ANGEL DRIVER! He's going for the pin! "The Brand" running in to make the save, but Mach bashed him with the Knee Trigger! 1-2-3! The Elite 4 retain! A classic war, and now the Team Championships have officially been given WORLD status. The Elite 4, the WORLD Team Champions! Posing with the rings like only they could.
6. Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch: Lady M's beat Maniac via Exploding M's -> Pin
Tony Bologna: This is a night of comebacks, and overcoming difficulties, and M's has done just that. This match started with Maniac jumping out of the crowd and strangling her with barbed wire! She was thrown into the explosive wire. She's eaten the Sliced Bread #2 so many times she'll probably never eat a Sandwich again. Yet she keeps on coming! Maniac went to the well, one too many times! M's caught him in the air! NO WAY! SHE'S THROWING HIM INTO THE-

*BOOM!*

Tony Bologna: HE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE! He's running around the ring, but M's isn't done! The Rolling M's, and it's sending him right ba-

*BOOM!*

Tony Bologna: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 1-2-3! Lady M's wins, but she's not celebrating. She's choking Maniac, demanding answers! He just whispered something in her ear, and now he's....he's laughing?! He's spitting up blood and laughing. M's looks pissed. Not the look of a winner right there. What did he tell her?
7. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Calamity Jane[o]/Lainey Strong beat Hope Mach(c)/Christina Angel(c)[x] via Lariat -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions!  
Tony Bologna: Christina is in there with the hard hitting Calamity Jane! This is a strong style classic! Kicks and Lariats! Kicks and Lariats! Wait, suddenly, Christina is just....stopping? She completely opened herself up to that Lariat. What's going on here? The confused Jane has no choice but to go for the pin. 1-2-3! The Sunset Riders are the NEW Women's World Tag Team Champions! Wait....is that Christina climbing out from under the ring? Then who.....TROIAN! Troian switched places with Christina when she fell to the outside? No way! The master chameleon fooled us again. No wonder she wasn't tagging in Hope! Dammit! Does that make this a legit title switch? The referees look as confused as we do. Does the result stand? For now, it seems like it does, but the Sunset Riders don't look happy now. Troian playing spoiler all around, and she's your #1 Contender for the Women's World Championship.
8. EBW World Championship: Bashin Dan beat Jammer(c) via Top Rope Brave Clash -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Champion!
Tony Bologna: Match of the night! The fans are on their feet! It takes a lot to get an Edo crowd this fired up, and they've succeeded! Jammer is giving everything! A Curb Stomp! The Slam Jam! 1-2-NO! Bashin Dan is REFUSING to quit! When the Clash King gets in the zone, you can NOT keep him down! Jammer, bloody and tired, going to the top rope. Little Mac trying to grab at Dan from the outside, but here comes the Dan Club! Cade just knocked Mac to the floor! Bashin Dan is up! He's rushing Jammer! The two are fighting on the top rope! This could be it! Dan is doing it! He's winning out, and...and....YES! He's trapping Jammer in the Brave Clash! TOP ROPE BRAVE CLASH! WOOOOOW! 1-2-3! HE DID IT! HE DID IT! BASHIN DAN IS EBW WORLD CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN! A NOW 3-TIME EBW WORLD CHAMPION IS BEING HOISTED UP BY THE DAN CLUB! Jammer is out cold. He's being carried to the back. He might be in tears if he were conscious, as a joke from Trevor Mach has become prophecy, and Jammer was a transitional champion it seems. Bashin Dan, the master of Battle Spirits, the Clash King, the BRAVE Bashin Dan, is the EBW World Champion once again! Wow! Here comes Trevor Mach to raise his hand in victory. The two are hugging it out! What a celebration! Thank you Edo! We're out!

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Renegade Arena - Saturn City

Tony Bologna: Hello everyone, Tony Bologna here, and it's great to be back in Eagleland. Hope you don't have jet lag like I do. So...so tired. However, I finally don't have to do this by myself because-

GR: GR'S BACK! GR'S BACK! GR'S BACK! Holy BBQ Sauce! You leave me here to watch some bitchin' college ball, while you're in Edo eating sushi off some geisha. I see how it is.

Tony Bologna: ...It wasn't like that....I wish it was...but it wasn't.

GR: Well shit, we're back in Saturn City, a game isn't playing right now, so you know you're old GR had to come back and show you how it's done.

Tony Bologna: ...Right. Well, we had an amazing time in Edo, but I couldn't be happier to be back, and boy do we have a HUGE show for you tonight. The NEW EBW World Champion Bashin Dan is not only here, but he'll be in action! The fighting champion accepted a title challenge from "The Brand". Jammer, the former Champion, is NOT in attendance tonight as far as we know. Also, the EBW WORLD Team Champions, the Elite 4, will face another title challenge from the Thrillers. Before we go any further, we have some special guests in the arena tonight. From the #1 Mixed Martial Arts camp in the country, it's Eagleland Top Team!

Sitting in the front row were Eagleland Top Team MMA fighters, Max Biddle, Attila "The Hun" Santos, Alessio Lombardo, and Yutaka Sakara. They were joined by their coach, wrestling fan Lambert Wittman.

Tony Bologna: Mr. Wittman, it's an honor to have you and your team in the front row tonight.

GR: Could've been the Sooners, but I guess it'll do!

Tony Bologna: What brings you here tonight?

Lambert Wittman: Just wanted to see the state of things really. ENN puts a lot of time and effort into pushing this brand of fighting and entertainment. I have respect for professional wrestling. It's not MMA, but it's fun.

Max Biddle: Ha! Yeah, we'll go with "fun" because it takes actual WORK to do what we do, and I dabble in this sort of thing as a hobby.

Tony Bologna: That's right, you're wrestling part time aren't you?

Max Biddle: I'm goofing off, cause it's a joke. The guys from ETT and I, we put in the work, and fight for our lives in the cage, while idiots like Trevor Mach and Tack Angel make a mockery of fighting.

Lambert Wittman: Come on Max, we talked about this.

Max Biddle: So what?! Just being a "rowdy fan". Listen, that fake Trevor Mach spent years trying to present himself as a legit fighter. He beat has beens. He beat guys that weren't true MMA virtuosos such as myself and the other guys here. He didn't do the real training. He never took the time to battle the real best. He made up his own rules, and you all followed along.

Lambert Wittman: Calm down! We're here as ambassadors for our camp and our sport. Let's show respect.

Max Biddle: I show respect to my MMA brothers and sisters bro. I don't give a shit about-

Lambert Wittman: Excuse us please. We need to talk NOW!

Tony Bologna: ....Yikes.

EBW: Xcite

The show kicked off with a huge reaction for Bashin Dan, as he made his way to the ring, celebrating with fans. Cade, Edo National Champion Benjamin, Vapetrain, Barrington Huge, and Ness made their way out on the stage to applaud him.

Bashin Dan: Thank you guys! Thanks everyone! I appreciate the warm welcome. I really do. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I will never forget this feeling. I will never forget this moment. I have reached the top spot for the 3rd time. Not many before me have done that. I'm truly grateful. Nothing but respect to the Slam Master, for that incredible match. It was an honor to face you in the ring for this Championship. I-

"The Brand": Enough! You're boring me back there! You're boring the Thrillers! You've GOT to be boring these people! They're morons with short attention spans! Why I'm saying this FROM the crowd....is questionable...but...my point still stands! You're a fool for accepting my challenge tonight. You wanted to humiliate Jammer for losing the title after a few weeks? What happens when you lose it immediately? You...will be even MORE humiliated!

Bashin Dan: I'm not embarrassed by my losses. I use them to get better. That might not "sound cool", but it's my style, and the way I do things, just like accepting challenges. I'm always up for a challenge. It fires up my blood. You have a title match, so bring your best, because the World Champion has the deck to defeat you!

"The Brand": I don't have "deck envy" here! My deck is JUST as ready....I guess? You're going down Dan!

Backstage

Gene Starwind: Mean Gene Starwind here, and I'm trying to stop Lady M's, the Women's World Champion. She's barging into the Boss's office! M's, what is going on?

Lady M's: OUT OF MY WAY! STUART!

Antonio Jr: Well....it's A Stuart.

Lady M's: Where is your brother?

Antonio Jr: Not so fast Lady. I like the way you look, and I'm thinking you let me oil up those abs.

Lady M's: ...Oh...I'm going to enjoy putting you through a wall. I'm going to annihilate you, but that's going to have to wait. That fucker is going to tell me where RUFUS POOCHYFUD IS!

Antonio Jr: ...She scares me...really boner? But why?

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN

1. 8-Woman Tag: Hope Mach/Christina Angel[o]/Tracy/Nani beat Murasaki/Troian/Sylvie[x]/21st Century Foxx via Angel Driver -> Pin
2. 6-Man Tag: Vapetrain[o]/Barrington Huge/Hoary Boulder beat Flying Man #1/Flying Man #2[x]/Flying Man #3 via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
3. EBW World Team Championships: Trevor Mach(c)[o]/Tack Angel(c)/Firebrand X(c)/Subculture(c) beat Johnny Starbound/Vjhearson Golvoth/Robert Sandwich[x]/Misogynist Paul via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission -> Title Defense!
Tony Bologna: Trevor Mach is getting into an argument with Max Biddle on the outside! Biddle is crossing a line here, with security holding him back! Trevor's back in the ring, and he's showing Biddle his legit ground skills. Back to their feet. Sandwich dodged the Trigger, but SWITCH UP INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! He's looking right at Biddle as Sandwich taps! The Elite 4 retain again! Lambert Wittman it appears to be trying to extend the olive branch. He's entering the ring to shake hands with NO WAIT! IT'S A SETUP! EAGLELAND TOP TEAM ARE ATTACKING THE ELITE 4! THEY'RE NOT WRESTLERS! GET THEM OUT OF HERE!
4. Singles: Amigo beat El Mago via Olympic Slam -> Pin
5. EBW World Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat "The Brand" via Brave Clash -> Pin -> Title Defense!
GR: MARKET CRASH! MARKET CRASH! MARKET CRASH!

Tony Bologna: "The Brand" going for the pin! 1! 2! NO! Dan is NOT giving up! He's coming back! Intensity! Dan is fired up! Kick to the gut! Brave Clash! 1-2-3! Bashin Dan retains! A huge win for the World Champion, and a great defense! Wait...there's Jammer! He's watching from the stands! Jammer is in the house!

GR: Do your research! This an arena, not a house!

Tony Bologna: ....*cough* You have to wonder what's going through his mind! Will we see a rematch before the end of the year?

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ENN Wrestling News!

Tony Bologna: Breaking news! Oh wait...I'm Tony Bologna...Breaking news! Eagleland Top Team attacked the Elite 4 during the last episode of Xcite, and the fans got to see that play out live, but what they didn't see was what happened next. They'll see it now! Because...because we DO have footage of it. We do right? Right, we do. So SEE IT NOW!

Backstage

The Eagleland Top Team looked to be gloating on their way through the curtain, where they were met by Stuart and Swift Security.

Stuart: Hey, what the hell was that?! You were invited here tonight!

Lambert Wittman: Hey, we did you a favor! We spiked that rating for sure! Replays on youtube! Everyone wants to see the real athletes! The real stars. You should be thanking us!

Max Biddle: Yeah dude, you're welcome! Haha!

Lambert Wittman: Your wannabe tough guys just got put in their place! My boys just did what your "Thrillers" couldn't. We left the Elite 4 laying on the mat! Mixed Martial Artists did that! MMA did that! '

Stuart: Swift, get them out of here!

Antonio Jr: Wait a minute brother. You know how much our father loved mixing-

Stuart: Let's just not go there right now brother alright?! It's a bad time!

-

Tony Bologna: After that altercation though, we found out that Antonio Jr invited Eagleland Top Team to air their grievances on the next Xcite. The Elite 4 however, did not feel like waiting.

Elite 4 Locker Room

The bloody and battered Elite 4 were kicking around the locker room as the camera came in.

Trevor Mach: Hey Lakitu! Come here! You see all of this! It's blood! It's not from the Thrillers, they didn't get the job done! We got blindsided by a bunch of..."fans". That's what I'll call them, because this isn't their world, and they crossed a line wanting to throw down with the Elite 4. Max Biddle, you stoner, wannabe bitch! I would love nothing more than a chance to shut that mouth of yours. I don't care if it's a cage, a wrestling ring, or out in the street!  You're ripped! Doesn't impress me. You're a gawking, smiling surfer dude with an attitude huh? Doesn't phase me, not even a little bit. You knocked me down, but I don't stay down. I NEVER stay down! You remember that douche bag!

Tack Angel: YEAH! I don't like this sort of thing either! I mean why attack me! I never tried MMA!

Firebrand X: *cough*

Tack Angel: I mean, if you attack the group, the family, you attack us all, and we'll all remember this!

Firebrand X: You morons made a mistake. You made two actually. You got our attention, and you underestimated me. You forget how I broke into this sport. I'm a fully trained hybrid fighter. I'm dangerous when I'm pissed off, and I'm very pissed right now.

Subculture: I get blindsided by Thrillers. I get blindsided by some asshole from Twoson. Now, I have to get blindsided by some no names trying to get some attention in a sport they know NOTHING about?! Got to tell you, it's really cutting into my personal time with Chri-

Tack Angel: ....

Subculture: It's getting under my skin. The street dog is beginning to feel a little rabid. One KO Punch from me, and you're on the mat. Your reputation goes to shit. Keep that in mind, next time you step into our world.

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EBW: The Clash

Tony Bologna: Never thought I'd be happy to be back in a studio again. Seriously, I used to do this sort of thing....for years. However, after that ordeal in Edo, I'm glad to be back home for another installment of The Clash! We have a packed show tonight, as the Dan Club, now joined by newcomer Hoary Boulder challenge the Lucha Soldados for the Trios Championships. Yes...those are still a thing. Also on the card, Hex Zero Limit will be defending the Anahauc National Championship against El Mago. Gold will take on Queen Bolshoi, and Faris and Makoto Angel will be hitting the ring after some intense training time, to debut as a team against 2K. All of this and....well just that. That's what it is. Four matches. I'm just going to keep going, because I'm used to being interrupted, but so far nothing. Not even now....when I'm waving the flag here. Someone....please....feel free to jump in!

Sami Crowe: *sharp breath* The DRAW is here!

Tony Bologna: Oh good.

Sami Crowe: Subculture, you think you can duck me!? Camera man, you getting me!? GET IN CLOSER! TOO CLOSE! BACK UP! NO THAT'S TOO FAR! GET....RIGHT.....THERE! Subculture, you know why I targeted you right? Surely you know....because I didn't forget....but I'd LOVE to hear you tell me yourself....so I know you're paying attention! Don't think you can avoid me by picking a fight with some MMA fighters. I come from TWOSON, and it's TWOSON VERSUS ANYTHING, and right now that ANYTHING is still you. Oh that's right! You were talking shit about Twoson weren't you? That's why....as I already knew....that was why I was coming after you. Look, look on my hand, I drew a picture of Twoson and I'm POINTING AT IT! THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM! IF THIS WERE TWOSON, PEOPLE WOULD CLAP THAT I POINTED AT THE PLACE THEY'RE FROM! I'M OUT OF HERE!

Tony Bologna: ....Wrestling is stupid isn't it?

EBW: The Clash
ENN Studio B, Saturn City
ENN

1. Women's Singles: Gold beat Queen Bolshoi via Golden Exploder -> Pin
2. EBW Anahauc National Championship: Hex Zero Limit(c) beat El Mago via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin -> Title Defense!
3. Women's Tag: Faris/Makoto[o] beat Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama[x] via Supreme Thunder Bomb -> Pin
4. EBW Trios Championships: Vapetrain[o]/Hoary Boulder/Barrington Huge beat Los Tiburon(c)/Kiva(c)/Dorado Mask(c)[x] via Top Rope Splash -> Pin -> NEW EBW Trios Champions!

Backstage

Dorado Mask was upset with himself, as Kiva and Tiburon approached...

Dorado Mask: I'm sorry. I'm sorry I let you down.

Kiva: *concerned in Lucha*

Dorado Mask: Me? I'm alright I guess. You should be mad though, I let you down.

Los Tiburon: I'm going to be honest, we forgot we were Trios Champions until like 5 minutes before the match. I AM Eagleland National Champion still right? Yes...yes I do have that title. Look kid, the Grapple Bastard wants you to get your head in the game for next time. I want to grapple the shit out of our enemies knowing that you are 100%, and you weren't tonight, so figure out what you have to, to get back into this.

Dorado Mask: I appreciate your forgiveness.

Los Tiburon: It's what I do.

Dorado Mask: What?

Los Tiburon: I mean....you're fucking lucky! Don't let it happen again! DAMMIT!

Dorado Mask: *sigh*

Hex Zero Limit's Locker Room

Dorado Mask knocked at the door, and Hex opened it, as if expecting him.

Hex Zero Limit: I was waiting for this....Rey.

-

Crystal Fourside

Tack Angel was spending time with the kids...

Tack Angel: Alright kids, we're going to play a game, and it's called, "Name the Cyborg". When I point to one of you, I want you all to say yes or no, if you're a Cyborg. Alright? Good. Here we go....I pick-

Iroha: Husband.

Tack Angel: YES! I wasn't interrogating the children!

Iroha: ...Of course you weren't. I just wanted you to know that the party was underway.

Tack Angel: Oh. Of course! Come on kids....we'll....we'll finish this game another time. *sigh*

Tack and the kids went into the main banquet hall, where a celebration was being thrown for Nani, after she had become the EBW Women's Television Champion.

Tack Angel: There's my conquering hero!

Nani: I feel flattered by your words beloved. My face is flush....hopefully I'm not blushing.

Tack Angel: Uh...it's fine if you are. You deserve this.

Iroha: Yes you do, and we're all proud of you. I just wish....*sigh* I  wish I could have the success you have Nani.

Nani: We all pull our weight. The family only works because we all work together.

Makoto: That's right. You pitch in just like the rest of us!

Iroha: I try to, but it's more than that. I want to be able to compete in the ring just as well as you can Nani. Or you Tracy. You two are great.

Faris: ....

Makoto: ....

Iroha: As are you two of course!

Faris: *nod*

Makoto: *nod*

Amy: We don't ALL have to be good in the ring Iroha. I've never been a wrestler.

Iroha: Yes, but you are the first wife, the senior wife, and you earned your place in this family. I just...want to do the same.

Heather Mach: So wrestle then.

Iroha: Huh?

Tack Angel: Heather? I thought we gave you the day off.

Heather Mach: There is free food here. FREE. FOOD. I wasn't going to miss it.

Tack Angel: Right.

Heather Mach: I say go for it Iroha. Go kick some as-

Tack Angel: *cough*

Heather Mach: ....Ass. What? It's a word! Learn to get over it people!

Tack Angel: *sigh* As crass as she put it, she's actually right. Nothing says you can't Iroha. Work hard and train, and you can make a big comeback. I think we have a schedule worked out now, that will allow us all to compete if we choose.

Amy: I will of course take a big pass on that.

Iroha: Oh, that would be wonderful. I could make you proud of me husband. I know you'll all support me right? Especially my best friend.

Christina Angel: Do NOT look at me. We're still not cool you know.

Iroha: Oh.

Nani: This has all been quite enjoyable, but let's not forget we have a few birthdays coming up for the little ones.

Tack Angel: We do? I mean....we do. Of course we do. Oh boy.

Stuart's Office

Lady M's: What do you mean, you don't know where he is?!

Stuart: I mean exactly that. Quite clear. I don't know where he is.

Lady M's: You two were bosom buddies, and he's been seen lurking around.

Stuart: Did you forget, he helped you try to undermine me at one point.

Lady M's: Yes, I did forget, right when he told Maniac to do what he did. After that, nothing matters, except revenge. I'm going to make eat some elbows, but I'll save enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it down his throat, and pull out his spine!

Stuart: ....I have a card on my desk here, it's for an anger specialist. I suggest you-

Lady M's: Screw that! You're lucky I believe you. You see him. You send him my way. If you find out where he is, you point me there, and get out of my way.

Stuart: ...Very well.

Lady M's: ...Don't be a push over Stuart.

Stuart: When I work against you, you give me hell. When I try to help you, you give me hell. I can't win can I?

Lady M's: Nope!

Lady M's left the office, only to be met by a burned and bandaged Maniac, with a bat in hand.

Maniac: You got what you wanted, and I found it hilarious that you needed me so badly to get it. Now, I need something from you. YOUR LIFE! AND I-

Maniac was bashed over the head and knocked out with a fire extinguisher....by Aly Smash.

Aly Smash: You didn't think I wouldn't want a piece too? Dumb ass!

Lady M's: Should you be-

Aly Smash: Oh please, knock that shit off and help me drag him to the staircase. I'm tossing his ass down it.

Lady M's: Ooo! I'll get his feet!

ENN Wrestling Update!

Tony Bologna: Tony Bologna in the Control Center, and I have a scoop for you today. We're quickly approaching the end of the year, and EBW will continue a tradition with a New Year's Eve super show! The Epoch that night, will have a familiar name, Last Clash. It will of course feature the last match of 2018, and the first match of 2019. Holy shit, EBW will still be a thing in 2019. That sounds like a future year doesn't it? Like a year you never thought you'd be alive to see. It will be at Last Clash that Bashin Dan will defend the EBW World Championship against Jammer in the highly anticipated rematch. The new Ace will have his hands full, with Jammer seemingly hell bent on reclaiming the World Championship, and making Dan pay for the humiliation in Edo. Also, Troian has found herself in title contention, as she challenges Lady M's for the Women's World Championship. One of these will be the last match of 2018, and the other will be the first of 2019. Those are the only two matches announced so far, but updates will start coming in quickly, as we hurtle towards the end of the year.

Officially Unofficial Last Clash 2018 Theme:




EBW: Epoch VIII - Last Clash 2018
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN+

1. EBW Women's World Championship "Last Match of 2018": Lady M's(c) vs. Troian
2. EBW World Championship "First Match of 2019": Bashin Dan(c) vs. Jammer

Tony Bologna: So now we-

Nerma: Hey! Move it or lose it! Nerma here, for the BEST wrestling in Twoson!

Tony Bologna: The ONLY wrestling in Twoson.

Nerma: WHAT?!

Tony Bologna: Nothing!

Nerma: Yeah right. Sit down and shut up! I got something to say to you! It's bad enough that I got fired from EBW, but YOU replace me?! Now, we have EBW guys coming to Twoson and harassing us!?

Tony Bologna: What do you mean?!

Nerma: I'm getting to it! We were having a GREAT show, when THIS happened!

Twoson Fairgrounds

Nerma: Amazing! Sami Crowe is taking it to Bobby Blitzworth! Showing him what being from Twoson means.

Tommy Dukes: It means living within the city limits?!

Nerma: You're not helping! Wait...what's that on the screen?! It's got Sami's attention!

A camera was recording footage at the Twoson City Limits...where Subculture was standing with a pick axe.

Subculture: You see THIS Crowe? I'm tired of you talking shit! I've got a LOT on my mind right now, and I don't need this. But fine, you've got my attention, and since you can't stop talking about Twoson, I figured out what I'm going to do. If you're Twoson Versus Anything, I'm Subculture Versus Twoson!

Subculture knocked over the city limits sign and started hitting the ground with the pick axe.

Nerma: NO! He's LITERALLY ATTACKING TWOSON!

Sami Crowe: HEY! NO! NO THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THE GROUND THAT IS BELOW ME CURRENTLY! NO! GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Nerma: He's leaving the ring! Bobby Blitzworth is winning by countout! He's going after Subculture! Stop him from attacking Twoson!

Tommy Dukes: Is this really happening right now?

Back to Subculture, as he was kicking over rocks, and chopping at trees, literally attacking Twoson. Sami Crowe finally got to him.

Sami Crowe: STOP IT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M FROM THIS PLACE, AND THAT'S MY DEFINING TRAIT!

Subculture: Try and stop me!

Subculture and Sami Crowe battled it out. The Crust Brothers came out to try and help Sami, but Firebrand X appeared held them off.

Firebrand X: We don't travel alone idiots.

Subculture hit the KO Punch on Crowe and threw him on the ground. He picked up the pick axe.

Subculture: Now, you tell me, why the hell you keep coming after me, and we can settle this once and for all.

Sami Crowe: THEY PAID ME! THEY PAID ME ALRIGHT!?

Subculture: Who paid you!

Sami Crowe: Dracula! It was Dracula from 3'dPW!

Subculture: Dracula?! Son of a bitch!

Just then, Trevor Mach came out of the woods with a welder's mask on and a blow torch.

Trevor Mach: YEAH! LET'S BURN THINGS IN TWOSON!

Subculture: NO WAIT! We got what we wanted!

Firebrand X: He's too into the moment Sub. We have to get that blowtorch!

Subculture: Trevor! Come here!

Backstage

Gene Starwind: Gene Starwind here with the Women's World Champion Lady M's. Now, we all know you've been on the hunt lately, but you're back tonight to face your Last Clash opponent Troian in a tag match. Are you focused for this match? Is your head in the game?

Lady M's: You think I'm not? You'd be surprised what I can tune out. I see a straight line in front of me, and that chameleon mimic bitch is in my way. Sure, I've been on the hunt. I've been looking for Rufus Poochyfud. But, he's not going anywhere, and Maniac is back behind bars. So yeah, I'm 100% in on taking down Troian.

Gene Starwind: Really? Interesting stuff. Who is your partner by chance? I would have thought Hope or Christina or something but-

Lady M's: That's for me to know. It's a nice surprise.

Gene Starwind: I don't like surprises, I want to know now.

Lady M's: Excuse me? Where the hell do you-

Gene Starwind clocked Lady M's with the microphone. Then he ripped off his mask and makeup to reveal it was actually....

Troian: You didn't know just how good I am at this did you? I could by anyone at anytime. You can't trust a single person, cause it might always be me. I'll find out who your partner is later I guess. You're not up to talking right now are you? Hehe.

Eagleland Top Team Gym

The camera panned over the destroyed Gym, and landed on Lambert Wittman, and his team...

Lambert Wittman: I can not, for the life of me, figure out why the world of Professional Wrestling, chose to pick a fight with the world of Mixed Martial Arts. You want to make headlines? You want to go viral? You just looking for attention? A bunch of no name wannabes, wishing they were top athletes, picking a fight with us. With Eagleland Top Team?! You singled us out. The biggest, baddest, best team in Mixed Martial Arts. How do you think this is going to work out? You think a little bit of training is going to change things? You think calling us out, and challenging us at our own game is going to help you? You did what you did. We are going to expose Professional Wrestling, for the fraud that it is. We're going to shine a light, on just how stupid of a joke EBW truly is. This was not our choice. This is not our fault. YOU! DID! THIS! So you want to throw down a challenge? Accepted, but not on your terms. On OUR terms. You'll get an MMA match, but the match WE WANT. You'll also get a Pro Wrestling match, so we can beat you at that too. But we're just getting started. Let's meet in the ring next week, and we'll hammer out ALL the details.

EBW: Xcite

The show opened with the Thrillers in the ring, with the spot light centered on Cade.

Cade: I want to thank Starbound, for sharing the spot light for a moment, because I have something to say, and I want all eyes on me. You're wondering why I'm with the Thrillers now aren't you? Before, when they had the backing of Stuart, they tried to recruit me. Why didn't I join them then? When I refused, they all made life hard for me, and my mentor Ness. So why join them now? Time makes fools out of all of us. I didn't see it at the time. I didn't get it. Now, I do. It's as simple as that. If you want to make a place for yourself in EBW, you have to take it. I fought so hard to get my place back. I fought hard to give Ness a job back. Where did it get me? Curtain jerking on The Clash? Where is Ness? Well, his wife if pregnant for starters. Oops! You didn't want me to share that detail did you? You just assumed people wouldn't notice you and Paula were nowhere to be seen? Maybe you're right. The people that follow this product, they don't remember much. They don't care about much. They see what's on right now, and immediately forget what has happened. That's what happened to me. I was forgotten. I'm through with that. You will remember me, and I WILL get the opportunities I want in wrestling! That's why I turned my back on those so called "friends" of mine. Now, look at me. The spotlight is on me. You're all watching me. Hanging on to every word. Plus, I get to end the year with championship gold! That's right, I challenged Benjamin for the Edo National Championship. The fool accepted. Benji, you've never been good enough to fit in. You being here is a mistake. The people love an underdog though don't they? I don't. I'm going to give you a dose of how things really work around here. You will go back to losing every match. You will always be the fall guy. It's inevitable. However you survived Golvoth is beyond me. It's beyond all of us. You won't survive me.

Jammer: You see Dan, this is how the world works. Friends betray you. All of us in this ring, we know where we stand. We all want that #1 spot. We're willing to cut throats to get to it. Cade didn't want to be looked at as just another pal of Bashin Dan. He's more than that, just like I am more than some b-ball loving jobber! I won the E1 Climax! I won the EBW World Championship! I will win it again, and you will NEVER GET-

Bashin Dan: You don't have to yell Jam, I'm right here. Is this what you want? You want my attention? You've got it. I think you still have me all wrong though. I never thought of you guys as less than me. To be my friends, meant you were everything to me. You're family. Family fights, but family also forgives, and I'm not going to give up on that. No matter what you guys do. To me, this isn't personal. I thrive for competition, and the heat of battle. I know what kind of match we can have, and that excites me. You're the one making this so personal. You're the one spreading hate and negativity. I wanted us all to rise to the top together, but-

Cade: Just shut up Dan! You're wrong. Jammer was right. It's as simple as that. I was an idiot, and now I've smartened up. To be a Thriller, is to have the whole world looking at you. We're changing the game. The Thrillers have been THE FOCUS of EBW for months, and we intend to keep it that way. You? You're just enjoying a fluke moment in the sun.

Bashin Dan: ...I'm sorry you feel that way.

Benjamin: I'm not! You want to be a jerk Cade?! That's great. It helps me. I didn't want to fight my comrade in arms, but you made this easy. Now, I have no problems meeting you in the ring for this title. I earned this title by the way. I fought hard for it. I stuck to my word, and beliefs. I never gave up. I toiled for a long time, but I found the treasure I was seeking. I leveled up as it were.

Cade: Ha! Is that right?

Jammer: I think you should prove it Benji. The Dan Club has 5 guys, and we have that over here too. Let's have another 10-Man tag, and see how you do with Cade on our side.

Benjamin: Way ahead of you. The guys are on the way, and this match is happening NOW!

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

1. 10-Man Tag: Jammer/Cade[o]/Johnny Starbound/"The Brand"/Vjhearson Golvoth beat Bashin Dan/Benjamin[x]/Hoary Boulder/Barrington Huge/Vapetrain via Cadebreaker -> Pin
2. EBW World Tag Team Championship: Jamie OD(c)[o]/Amigo(c) beat Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul[x] via GTPK -> Pin -> Title Defense!
3. Singles: Firebrand X beat Goth Danny via Fireslide -> Pin
4. EBW Women's Television Championship: Nani(c) vs. Gold ended in a No Contest!
Tony Bologna: 21st Century Foxx?! Sylvie!? They're both getting involved! They all want to be apart of this title hunt, and they've gotten the match thrown out! Nani and Gold are working together to toss them out!
5. Women's Tag: Lady M's/Rose Mulligan[o] beat Troian/Murasaki[x] via Bloody Bomber -> Pin
Tony Bologna: Troian may have fired the first shot of the night, but M's gets the last laugh, as Rose Mulligan's return leads to a win, with that Bloody Bomber on Murasaki! One of the best of the division is back, and things are really heating up!

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ENN Wrestling News!

Tony Bologna: Tony here in the Control Center, for some updates. You know how this goes. We do a show, you get an update. We do a show, you get an update. So anyways, the card for Last Clash is really shaping up. So Eagleland Top Team has sent out the requested matches they want, and they are quite frankly surprising. They want a Tag match. They want an "Openweight Hybrid" match. They want a straight up Mixed Martial Arts match in the Heavyweight weight class. They want Tack Angel to face Atilla "The Hun" Santos in the Mixed Martial Arts match. That's right, the man that doesn't dabble in MMA. Max Biddle wants a piece of Trevor Mach, but he wants the freedom of a wrestling match, but with the finish of an MMA match. Now, what does that mean? Wrestling rules, but you can only win via KO or Submission. Welterweight Champion Kyle Covington and Yukata Sakurai will be attempting a Tag Team match against Firebrand X and Subculture. NOW, here is the interesting factor here. It's basically going to be a Best of 3 Series, and Eagleland Top Team wants the winning team to hold the EBW World Team Championships! Yes, that's right. They want the titles decided this way, instead of the normal 4 on 4 match. It appears that the Elite 4 have agreed to the terms. A contract signing will be held on the next Xcite, and I'm sure it'll go smoothly, without any alterca-oh who am I kidding?

EBW: Epoch VIII - Last Clash 2018
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship Ladder: Nani(c) vs. Gold vs. Sylvie vs. 21st Century Foxx
2. EBW Edo National Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. Cade
3. Tag Openweight Hybrid: Firebrand X/Subculture vs. Kyle Covington[ETT]/Yukata Sakurai[ETT]
4. Singles Heavyweight MMA: Tack Angel (0-0-0) vs.  Attila "The Hun" Santos[ETT] (8-1-0)
5. Singles Openweight Hybrid: Trevor Mach vs. Max Biddle[ETT]
6. EBW Women's World Championship "Last Match of 2018": Lady M's© vs. Troian
7. EBW World Championship "First Match of 2019": Bashin Dan© vs. Jammer

Bad Dudes Dojo

Tack Angel: Wait what?

Trevor Mach: They want you for the Heavyweight MMA bout.

Tack Angel: Me?

Firebrand X: I made the counter offer for a Welterweight bout with Covington against myself, but they seem adamant about this.

Tack Angel: Why not you Trevor? Or you Subbie?

Trevor Mach: Well, for starters, I'm down to 205 so, I wouldn't have the weight for it anyways.

Tack Angel: Really? Wow. Congratulations.

Trevor Mach: The secret, as it turns out, was NOT eating pizza everyday.

Tack Angel: Of course. We cracked the code.

Trevor Mach: Besides bro, you wanted an MMA bout remember?

Tack Angel: I did?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, you said the money involved would be great for your family, and you'd be able to branch out and do something new.

Tack Angel: Part of that sounds like me, but doing something new? I prefer my comfort zone.

Trevor Mach: Yes, but you said you were ready to break out of it.

Tack Angel: Really?

Trevor Mach: Yeah.

Tack Angel: Huh....well alright then. I guess I'm in.

Subculture: Damn, you really have this figured out. Hey Tack, remember when you gave me your blessing to date your daughter?

Tack Angel: No, that never happened. NEVER HAPPENED!

Subculture: *sigh*

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Crystal Fourside

It was a full moon on this night, as Tack Angel paced the halls of the main living....crystal...place.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Gotta stay awake Tack. Gotta stay awake.

Young Christina: Daddy? What are you doing?

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh hey daughter, I'm just....watching out...for the mommies. Got to watch out for them. I mean...for danger. I got to watch out for danger.

Young Christina: You're silly Daddy.

Tack Angel: I sure hope so. I really REALLY HOPE-

?: AWWWWOOOOOO!

Tack Angel: Oh crabapples! Go lock yourself in the room Christina!

Tack went running down the hallway and bumped into....

Trevor Mach: Ow! Hey bro!

Tack Angel: Trevor?! Was that you?

Trevor Mach: Yeah! I couldn't find anyone, and I dig how much it echos in here. What's up?

Tack Angel: One of my wives MIGHT have a werewolf curse.

Trevor Mach: Cool, so let's play-wait what?!

Tack Angel: WEREWOLF CURSE!

Trevor Mach: Damn time traveling shenanigans!

Tack Angel: How did you know?

Trevor Mach: Because of course! Hehe...you hate dogs, and one of your wives is a werewo-

Tack Angel: I do NOT hate dogs! I seriously don't get where that came from. I JUST need to figure out which one of them I need to lock down every full moon. That's all.

Trevor Mach: Right. Well, I'm in. Let's do this.

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: Let's go on a werewolf hunt!

Tack Angel: *sigh* This is why no one takes us seriously. You know that right? You're talking about a werewolf hunt!

Trevor Mach: You're pacing around your literal crystal castle, and you're judging me? That's ridicu-

A werewolf suddenly lunged at Trevor.

Trevor Mach: HEY I FOUND IT! AAAHHHHH!!!!

Tack Angel: WHOA!

Trevor took a bite to the chest, while Tack reached into a box.

Tack Angel: Look! It's silver! Back off....one of my wives...whichever one you are!

The Werewolf recoiled and fled.

Tack Angel: Trevor! Are you alright?

Trevor Mach: Totally cursed now aren't I?

Tack Angel: I don't know how this works!

Trevor Mach: Man, that's a lot of blood.

All of the wives gathered in the hallway.

Tack Angel: Whoa! Wait! Which one of you...uh...*sigh* let's take him to a Doctor. We have a pirate doctor right? I bet we have a pirate doctor.

-The Next Day-

Tack Angel: *sigh* Heather?

Heather Mach: Yes "Boss"?

Tack Angel: Look, I have a confession to make. I don't know which one of my wives has the werewolf curse.

Heather Mach: Oh I know.

Tack Angel: What? You know?

Heather Mach: There IS no curse.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Heather Mach: I used that to prove you had meddled with time.

Tack Angel: Well that's great and all...but...that doesn't explain the werewolf.

Heather Mach: Huh?

Tack Angel: There was a werewolf last night. It mauled Trevor.

Heather Mach: Well....guess I took a shot in the dark, and I nailed it huh?

Tack Angel: .....

Heather Mach: ...I'm sorry?

-

Bad Dudes Dojo

Subculture was hitting the heavy bag, when Christina Angel entered...the older one. You knew that.

Christina Angel: Are you here by yourself?

Subculture: I was, but then my day just improved.

Christina Angel: Heh. You're taking this really seriously. I'm proud of you.

Subculture: We can't underestimate these Eagleland Top Team assholes. They're the best in their sport. We're the best in ours. By the way, I wanted to talk to you about something important. About us?

Christina Angel: Yeah? What is-

Tack Angel: Alright Trevor, take it easy! You JUST got those stitches!

Trevor Mach: I've got NO TIME for that shit, and neither do you! Hit the gym!

Subculture: Dammit.

Tack Angel: Oh hey Subbie, and DAUGHTER?!

Christina Angel: I was totally here looking for you!

Tack Angel: ....Oh! That's great! I missed you too! Try not to stand so close to Subculture though.

Subculture: The hell Tack?

Tack Angel: I mean, he's a dangerous homeless man who smells. Did you know that?

Subculture: I LIVE IN YOUR OLD APARTMENT!

Tack Angel: You can do better.

Christina Angel: Dad, please sto-What happened to Uncle Trevor?!

Trevor Mach: Werewolf curse!

Christina Angel: Huh?

Tack Angel: He got attacked...by something.

Trevor Mach: I bet it's Nani.

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: Think about it. I get the feelings sometimes that she doesn't like me.

Tack Angel: ....Huh...I might have noticed that.

Trevor Mach: And the werewolf went RIGHT at me! They avoided you completely!

Tack Angel: Well, I'd hope all my wives wouldn't want to kill me.

Trevor Mach: ...Maybe. Here is the important thing. I'm totally going to become a werewolf.

Christina Angel: That sounds awful!

Subculture: Sounds kind of cool to me.

Trevor Mach: I am LITERALLY the Big Bad Wolf now! Haha!

Tack Angel: I'm pretty sure a rabid wolf got into the house. If anything, you might have rabies.

Trevor Mach: Uh....same thing?

Tack Angel: Not even close.

Trevor Mach: Well, if I AM a werewolf....try not to kill me Subculture.

Subculture: Why me?

Trevor Mach: You set a vampire on fire JUST last week.

Subculture: Oh right. Yeah...yeah I won't kill you.

-

Announcer: You're watching TMD News! We're literally what's wrong with humanity!

Jim Levin: Wrestling, the world of Professional Wrestling is always full of scandal and intrigue, but this big of news tops most things. I mean sure, we hear rumors of death and destruction, but if TMD isn't there to cover it, did it really happen? I say no, but that's just me. We WERE there for this though! At a gas station in the Dusty Dunes Desert, where we found a former World Champion...

Dusty Dunes Gas Station

TMD Cameraman: Excuse me? Tack Angel! Tack, can we have a word?

Tack Angel: The heck do you want *hick*.

TMD Cameraman: You're looking a little tipsy Mr. Angel. You had a bit too much to drink?

Tack Angel: Is that a joke? You better be careful. Sometimes....*hick* the joke jokes you. *hick* So anyways, as I was saying, I HATE the Ninteldo Empire. Where do they get off, acting so high and mighty! Holding down Segua! What a bunch of overbearing butt holes! *hick* Hehe, did I say butthole? Emperor Marcus, he's like, such a douche bag to his brother Guligi the TRUE heir to the throne in MY opinion. *hick* Hehe....hey, where did you go?

TMD Cameraman: Tack, there's no one there.

Tack Angel: Well then who was I talking to?! *hick*

Bad Dudes Dojo

Trevor turned off the television and quietly turned to Tack.

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: Huh...I don't remember that at ALL!

Trevor Mach: You been drinking Tack?

Tack Angel: I must've had some grape juice. It makes me feel flush.

Trevor Mach: GRAPE JUICE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY TACK!

Tack Angel: I WAS FLUSH!

Trevor Mach: I WANT TO FLUSH WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME RIGHT NOW....DOWN THE TOILET!

Tack Angel: I didn't MEAN for this to happen!

Trevor Mach: It's fine! It's fine! We just need to get our game together here. I'm CERTAIN that no one in the Ninteldo Empire watches TMD.

Throne Room of Emperor Marcus

The Emperor pulled out a giant mallet and destroyed his television after seeing the Tack Angel TMD segment.

Subculture's Apartment

Christina Angel: You know, it occurs to me, that I have not been over here since you moved in. It looks a lot bigger.

Subculture: Well Trevor had bashed so many holes in the walls between the rooms, so I tore the wall down. This is two apartments I'm occupying. I have four toilets, and I only need one, two tops!

Christina Angel: Hehe. I'm glad you invited me over though. We never get to spend any time together.

Subculture: Well, your Dad, he doesn't like me....a little bit.

Christina Angel: He's just being protective.

Subculture: That's putting it lightly, but sure. I understand it. But, you're a grown woman, and you want to be with me. I mean you do, don't you?

Christina Angel: Yeah, of course I do. I never would have guessed we would end up together, but now that we are together, I can't imagine things any other way.

Subculture: Yeah. I didn't expect things to turn out this way either. You know, heh, I guess if you and I ever got married, I'd have no choice, but to make Trevor my best man.

Christina Angel: *blushes* What?! Married?

Subculture: I mean, if it weren't for us teaming up, you and I might not have ever gotten to know each other better. What? Christina? Are you alright?

Christina Angel: I just...I didn't know you were thinking about stuff like that.

Subculture: Oh! I didn't mean to freak you out. I guess I do think about these things sometimes. I never used to. You've....changed me a lot. I'm that stereotypical bad boy that you were able to work on like a project, and make a better person.

Christina Angel: Heh, I never wanted to do that. I just want you to be the best you that you already are.

Subculture: I guess you've shown me a side of myself that I never knew I had.

Christina Angel: Subbie?

Subculture: Yeah?

Christina Angel: You've been really patient with....you know.

Subculture: Huh? Oh....well...I didn't want to rush things. Figured we could take our time with stuff like that.

Christina Angel: I think....I think I'm ready.

Subculture: Y-yeah?

Christina Angel: Please, just be gentle.

Subculture: Of course.

Christina and Subculture began to kiss when...

Tack Angel: Subculture, I know you're not supposed to go anywhere near my daughter, but I need you to keep her from seeing-WHAAAAAAAT?!

Subculture: OH COME ON!

Christina Angel: DAD?!

Tack Angel: AAAAAAHHHH!! MY EYES! I'M! I'M BLIND!

Christina Angel: Oh Dad, calm down. You're just surprised!

Subculture: No, he just fell down a flight of stairs.

Christina Angel: Oh crabapples!

Trevor and Firebrand X poked their heads into the doorway.

Firebrand X: Oh...that explains that.

Trevor Mach: Heh....haha....HAHAHA! He's going to KILL YOU!

Subculture: *sigh*

-

Backstage

Dorado Mask: ...Hex.

Hex Zero Limit: Re-Dorado Mask. What do you want?

Dorado Mask: I wanted to talk to you again. I wanted to get to the bottom of this. I want to know why you joined the Hex Clan. You of all people!

Hex Zero Limit: I have my reasons, and I can't argue with the results. Look. See this? I'm the EBW Anahauc National Champion. We always dreamed of stuff like this back home. I am achieving the goal.

Dorado Mask: But, at what cost? We agreed. We said we would go our separate ways, so we could DESTROY the Hex Clan, not join them!

Hex Zero Limit: I know what I'm doing.

Dorado Mask: I'm not so sure. Whatever your intentions, I don't know how I feel about this. What would our mentor say? After everything he did for us. To see you, dressed like that, wearing that mask. What would he say?

Hex Zero Limit: He would understand.

Dorado Mask: I don't think so.

Hex Zero Limit: .....

EBW: The Clash

Tony Bologna: Hello and-

Tack Angel: Hello?! Who was that?! I can't see!

Tony Bologna: Huh?

Subculture and Christina wheeled Tack Angel onto the stage in his wheelchair, with a neck brace and shades on...

Tony Bologna: Tack Angel? What's going on? Aren't you scheduled to compete tonight?

Tack Angel: Am I?! What day is it?! I can't tell, because I can't SEE!

Christina Angel: Dad, please calm down. You're not ACTUALLY blind.

Tack Angel: Yes I am! I saw a horrible thing, and then everything went dark. My life is falling apart! My daughter is being forced into a relationship with a smelly bum!

Subculture: *sigh* I'm standing right here.

Tack Angel: GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!

Tony Bologna: Wow, so you're injured AND blind?!

Tack Angel: Yes, AND Ninteldo sent me a Cease and Desist Letter! LIFE IS PAIN!

Tony Bologna: What does this mean for your future match against Eagleland Top Team?!

Subculture: Tony, let me handle this. He's going to be fine. He's just being a REAL PAIN right now!

Tack Angel: I'M the one in PAIN BETRAYER! YOU BETRAYED ME!

Subculture: I did NOT! I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER!

Tack Angel: DON'T MAKE ME DEAF!

Christina Angel: Dad, I love Subculture!

Tack Angel: BUT WHY SUBCULTURE!

Subculture: That's it! Man, for months, I have put up with you questioning me like this! I allowed it, out of respect for Christina, but this is getting out of hand! Look, you need to stop screwing around like this, but don't worry, I'll handle your mess tonight. I'll get in the ring and fight in your place. When I win for you, you need to get it through your head, that your daughter and I are going to be together! Tell you what, if I lose, THEN you can question it, but when I win, you keep your complaints to yourself deal?

Tack Angel: No.

Subculture: No? What do you mean no?!

Tack Angel: That sounds like a bet. I don't take bets. Always go for the guarantee.

Subculture: Guarantee? Alright, I GUARANTEE that I will be with your daughter!

Tack Angel: BETRAYAL! I can't be in the Elite 4 with this....butthole! I even said it sober this time! BUTTHOLE! I'll wheel myself out!

Christina Angel: DAD, THAT'S THE STAIRS!

Tack Angel: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Subculture: ....Either he really IS blind, or he's committed to the role...like a STUBBORN JACKASS!

EBW: The Clash
ENN Studio B, Saturn City
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1. Women's Singles: Gold beat Queen Bolshoi via Golden Exploder -> Pin
2. Singles: Dorado Mask beat Goth Danny via Doradorana -> Pin
3. Non-Title Singles: Hex Zero Limit beat Bobby Blitzworth via Brainbuster -> Pin
4. Singles: Subculture beat "The Brand" via KO Punch -> Pin

-

Outside of Renegade Arena

The Elite 4 and Christina Angel were wheeling Tack into the arena...

Subculture: Why are you even here Tack? You're "blind", you're stuck in a wheel chair, and is that a fork buried in your head?

Tack Angel: THAT is what that pain is?! I wouldn't know because I'm BLIIIIND!

Subculture: You're letting us down right now! We need you ready for your MMA match, and you've spent all of this time doing nothing but complaining!

Tack Angel: I wouldn't be stuck like this if it wasn't for you betraying me and deceiving my daughter!

Subculture: I DID NO SUCH THING!

Christina Angel: Come on Dad!

Trevor Mach: I'M A WEREWOLF! I'M A WEREWOLF! I'M A WEREWOLF!

Firebrand X: .....*sigh* So...you guys have any Christmas plans? Anyone?

As they argued, the Thrillers and members of Eagleland Top Team got the drop on the Elite and ran off with Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: HEY! SLOW DOWN! WHO IS PUSHING ME?!

Trevor Mach: ...Did they just kidnap Tack?

Subculture: They did.

Trevor Mach: They "Tack"napped him.

Backstage

"Gene Starwind": Hello EBW fans, Gene Starwind here....totally Gene Starwind, and I'm joined by Women's World #1 Contender Troian. It's quite impressive how you've been able to make a name for yourself mimicking others, like me for example and-

Troian: I'm going to stop you right there. You're not fooling me. You can't do this nearly as flawlessly as I can, but points for trying.

"Gene Starwind": What are you talking about?

Troian: It's obvious you're Lady M's. The mustache and wig are falling off. You didn't use any makeup to change your skin color. It's shoddy work. I'm a little insulted that you'd think I would fall for it.

"Gene Starwind": Huh....is that what you think? You think you have all the answers? Maybe you're right, and maybe I'm Lady M's in disguise OR I'm Hope, who looks a lot like her mother, dressed as Gene Starwind to lure you out.

Troian: Wha-

Lady M's: Yeah, it's totally that.

Troian: AH!

Lady M's appeared from behind and attacked Troian, throwing her into some sound equipment and putting the hurt on her while Hope cheered her on.

Hope Mach: That's teamwork right there! You might be a master of disguise, but no one swerves like a Mach!

Gene Starwind: *cough*

Hope Mach: Oh...uh....hey.

Gene Starwind: Why are all you women dressing up like me? Is this some new fetish or something?

Hope Mach: *sigh*

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. Women's Non-Title Tag: Christina Angel[o]/Hope Mach beat Sylvie/21st Century Foxx[x] via Angel Driver -> Pin
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Jamie OD via Muscle Buster -> Pin
3. Singles: Troian beat Rose Mulligan via DQ
4. Singles: Amigo beat Sal Paradise via Olympic Slam -> Pin
5. 10-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Firebrand X/Subculture/Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] beat Jammer/Johnny Starbound/"The Brand"/Cade[x]/Vjhearson Golvoth via Spear -> Pin

After the main event, as the Elite 4, Benjamin, and World Champion Bashin Dan celebrated on the stage, Eagleland Top Team appeared from the crowd and wheeled Tack into the ring.

Tack Angel: Alright, this definitely isn't catering. Subbie, I told you-

Lambert Wittman: You idiot, you're not with your "friends". You're with the true athletes, that are going to prove just how much of a joke you are.

Trevor Mach: You guys really have no idea what you're doing.

Lambert Wittman: What, you don't think we can do what you can? Look at us, attention seeking, and pulling stupid stunts to get attention and ratings. It's cheap, but it's apparently all you people understand. Wrestling is so stupid, compared to what we do. It didn't used to be. It doesn't have to be. Yet, you continue to make it a joke. You should really learn your place and learn your lesson. You want to face us head to head to end the year. That's all well and good, but this guy here is going to get killed! Surely you realize that! Your MMA match is in jeopardy. That's one match already lost by default. Your titles will be added to our collection. We'll pawn the rings to pay for the damages to our gym!

Trevor Mach: You're disrespecting us right now Wittman. It's not smart. It's not smart at all. You have no idea what you're doing.

Lambert Wittman: You say that again, like it means something. I know what I'm doing. My boys, they know what they're doing. They train for battle, while you make jokes and act like idiots on national television. Let's recap what we've seen recently. We've seen you attacked by a "werewolf"? We've seen Tack Angel go "blind" because his daughter wants to hook up with the only one of you I imagine can actually throw a good punch. You haven't been training. You haven't been getting ready. You've been proving my right!

Trevor Mach: Is that what we've been doing? OR....did we assume you'd be keeping tabs on us, and decided to show you what you wanted to see.

Lambert Wittman: Huh? What are you-

Subculture: We're the Elite 4. We're the best of the best. You really think we'd be goofing off THIS much so close to our fights?

Firebrand X: You made a lot of assumptions, and didn't expect we'd form a plan against you, using your own biases.

Trevor Mach: You got worked bro. We worked you into a shoot!

Lambert Wittman: I have NO IDEA what you're trying to say here!

Suddenly, Tack stood up, tore off his neck brace and took off his shades.

Tack Angel: They're saying....that the joke joked you.

Tack hit Lambert in the side of head with a high kick, as the rest of the Elite 4 ran down to the ring to clear it of Eagleland Top Team. The Elite 4 celebrated together, showing a united front, and a plan perfectly pulled off.
 

ENN Wrestling Update!

Tony Bologna: Hello and Happy New Year, it's 2019, and EBW is about to start off YET ANOTHER year in a big way. Yes, EBW has been around, under one name or another, since 2006. If it hasn't stopped now, might as well keep going right? Actually, it's bigger than ever in a lot of ways, with the business leadership of Stuart actually shaping EBW into a growing, financial powerhouse. He might be a little off his rocker, but I guess the Boss knows what he's doing. I'd better watch what I say, or I can kiss that raise goodbye! Ahaha....*sigh*. Some big moments happened in EBW at the close of the year, with our Last Clash event, but something happened that you might not have seen. The ultra popular Jalapeno Poppers traveled to Edo to face Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu, going by the team name "DragonFaiz" in New Edo Pro Wrestling. An amazing match that saw Takumi and Shiryu actually upset the Poppers and claim the World Tag Team Championships! This means that "DragonFaiz" are on the way back to EBW! Huge news!

NEPW: Bom-Ba-Ye 2018
Kora Hall, Kyoto Edo
Shogun TV!

1. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Takumi Inui[o]/Dragon Shiryu beat Jamie OD(c)[x]/Amigo(c) via Crimson Smash -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Tag Team Champions!

Tony Bologna: And now a look at the landscape heading into 2019. Here are all of our champions. I mean ALL of them....we have a lot. It's hard to keep track of. No, I'm pretty sure we have all of them. Right? Let's look again.

-Champions-

World Tier
EBW World Champion: Bashin Dan
EBW Women's World Champion: Troian
EBW World Team Champions: "Elite 4" Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Subculture/Firebrand X
EBW World Tag Team Champions: "DragonFaiz" Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu
EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions: "Future Past" Hope Mach/Christina Angel

National Tier
EBW Television Champion: Johnny Starbound
EBW Women's Television Champion: Nani
EBW No Limits Champion: Johnny Starbound
EBW Anahauc National Champion: Hex Zero Limit
EBW Edo National Champion: Benjamin
EBW Eagleland National Champion: Los Tiburon
EBW Trios Champions: "Dan Club" Hoary Boulder/Vapetrain/Barrington Huge

Tony Bolgona: OH! The Fourside Arena Tag Team Championships?! Yeah, about those. Turns out Two-

Nerma: I'll finish that!

Tony Bologna: AH!

Nerma: Turns out EBW doesn't ALWAYS win! We won our lawsuit with EBW over those titles, because you were trying to horn in on the name and likeness of Twoson, which isn't your town anymore! It belongs to Twoson's BEST....in Twoson's Best Championship Wrestl-

Tony Bologna: Yeah yeah...that's fine. Doesn't bother me. Like I said, it was hard to keep track of.

Nerma: Don't down play this! It's HUGE!

Tony Bologna: For you maybe. I guess for the Stud Stable too. They're champs in TBCW now.

Nerma: What? Oh shit...I hadn't thought of that. Dammit!

Tony Bologna: What? They're a great team!

Nerma: Yeah, but they're not the Jalapeno Poppers!

Tony Bologna: Few teams are. Speaking of the Studs and the Poppers. They will be facing off in the first Xcite of 2019 to see who will take on the returning "DragonFaiz". That's not all though. We'll also see the Elite 4 team with the Lucha Soldados to take on the Thrillers and the Hex Clain in a 2-Team Battle Royale! Tack Angel and Subculture won't be involved, as they have a match of their own. Yes, it turns out that after Last Clash, Tack Angel challenged Subculture to a match. Gee, I wonder why? Lady M's and the EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions Future Past will take on the new trios of Women's World Champion Troian, Murasaki, and the returning Ripper Jane. The main event is a big one, oh is it a big one. Bashin Dan will be a fighting champion, putting his title on the line against "The Brand". That's not all though. He's personally requested that Jammer be the Special Referee. What?! I know right? Jammer might not be allowed to be a Thriller anymore, and he might have been forced to rejoin the Dan Club, but this just spells trouble to me. What is going through Bashin Dan's mind? We shouldn't doubt him too much though. He's proven to be a master of strategy and mind games, as seen by the part Cade played in the main event of Last Clash.

EBW: Xcite Ignite 2019!
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. 2-Team Battle Royale: "Elite Soldados" Trevor Mach/Firebrand X/Los Tiburon/Kiva/Dorado Mask vs. "Thriller Hex" Johnny Starbound/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich/Hex Zero Limit/Hexagon Dark
2. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Subculture
3. 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Troian/Murasaki/Ripper Jane
4. EBW World Tag #1 Contender: Kinniku Mike/Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD/Amigo
5. EBW World Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs. "The Brand" Special Referee: Jammer

Tony Bologna: EBW is looking bright in 2019, with the rise of a new hero in Bashin Dan. The landscape has been ruled by guys like Trevor Mach and Tack Angel for years, and they still have a lot to give to the sport, and their fans, but it's always great to see newer talent rise to the occasion and prove themselves much in the same ways that guys like Mach and Angel once had to, and Ness before them. Bashin Dan could be leading the way to something new for EBW. Like EBW: The NEW Generation!

Backstage

A father and son were walking backstage, when the son stopped them.

Son: Dad look, it's "Brave" Bashin Dan!

Dad: You have to be quiet son, he's getting ready for the big match.

Bashin Dan laced up his boots and headed for the entrance.

Son: ......Daaaaaaan!

The camera quickly swept towards Dan, as he turned towards the kid. He slowly walked back up to the kid.

Son: ....Go get em champ!

Dan smiled, and pulled a Battle Spirits deck from his pocket and gave it to the kid.

Son: Woooow.

Bashin Dan turned and made his way back to the entrance as his music hit.

EBW: The NEW Generation!

Bad Dudes Dojo

Lady M's was thrashing Trevor around the ring as Tack Angel came in.

Tack Angel: WHOA!

Trevor Mach: HEY! This was supposed to be a warm up!

Lady M's: I beyond that! I'm PISSED!

Trevor Mach: I can see that!

Lady M's: That bitch!

Trevor Mach: Which one?!

Lady M's: ALL OF THEM!

Trevor Mach: I get it, they played mind games, and....well you and I make better blunt instruments don't we?

Lady M's: Couldn't just take her beating could she? Oh no, she had to drag that garbage back out of the gutter. I always hated her you know.

Trevor Mach: Don't I know it. It's awkward to think about....because of...the past and...I'm going to shut up.

Lady M's: It's fine Trevor! IT'S FINE!

Trevor Mach: It doesn't sound fine!

Lady M's: No really, it's fine. Shit was going too well there for a minute. I was back at the top of my game, and I had my World Championship back. Too much complacency. Meanwhile, you decided to hit the gym and stop being a fat ass.

Trevor Mach: I was fat?

Lady M's: You were one pizza away from fat. Yes.

Trevor Mach: Yikes. Well, glad I committed then. Got the Chuck Norris Total Gym....started riding a bike again and-

Lady M's: Yeah yeah, and I'm glad that all worked out for you, but for me to get back in the right frame of mind here, you and I are going to go ALL OUT in the ring RELENTLESSLY!

Trevor Mach: ...Why boner?

Tack Angel: *cough*

Lady M's: Yeah, I know you're there Tack, I'm just ignoring you!

Tack Angel: Awww...

Lady M's: No, Trevor can NOT come out and play right now. WE'RE BUSY!

Tack Angel: Actually, I wanted to talk to you both. As you might know, every year, I introduce these awards called the "Tackies", for various categories. You both won this year! For "Best Male" and "Best Female" Athletes! Congratulations!

Lady M's: ....I do love awards....and it's true...I am the best. Alright, I'll take the award.

Tack handed M's a little golden statue of himself giving a thumbs up.

Lady M's: ....Wonderful.

Trevor Mach: Don't accept that award! IT'S HORRIBLE! IT'S GARBAGE!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! Where is this coming from?!

Trevor Mach: I read your nominees! You have Bob Chipman nominated for "Entertaining Personality".

Tack Angel: So?

Trevor Mach: Serial rapist, murderer, and mentally deranged psychopath Bob Chipman! You have him NOMINATED for an award!

Tack Angel: I don't see the problem! His youtube show was entertaining...until they found all those bodies under his floorboards. He just......I mean he kills people who disagree with him, but still...it was entertaining while it lasted. Besides, you're not in that category. It has nothing to do with you.

Trevor Mach: It doesn't?! I win an award from a guy that ALSO thought about giving an award to that human garbage?! It matters! It's like "OH, you won THAT award! You're in good company, with LITERAL GARBAGE!"

Tack Angel: The Academy of Tacks and Sciences was very non-biased, and I respect their judgement!

Trevor Mach: Academy?! It was YOU! Literally JUST you!

Tack Angel: Nu uh! Penguin too! Look, he didn't win alright? He was just in the running, for an award that you weren't nominated for.

Trevor Mach: I should have been!

Tack Angel: AHA! That's what this is about!

Trevor Mach: Bullshit! Just....just let my wife get back to thrashing me alright?

Tack Angel: *sigh* Fine. I'll just...leave the award right here. See you guys later.

Trevor Mach: Bee Tee Dubs, good luck beating your future Son in Law on Xcite!

Tack Angel: AH! DON'T REMIND ME!

Lady M's: Heh.

Trevor Mach: Is he gone?

Lady M's: Yeah.

Trevor rolled out of the ring and grabbed the award, giddily jumping up and down.

Trevor Mach: I WON! I WON! I WON! AHAHAHA!

Lady M's: So you DO care?

Trevor Mach: Are you kidding me? IT'S A TACKIE! You work hard all year hoping to win one of these!

Trevor moved a giant portrait of himself and revealed a secret trophy case for his Tackie Awards.

Lady M's: If it matters that much, why not tell Tack?

Trevor Mach: Because I'm a prick!

Lady M's: ...Of course...it's why I love you. Now let's physically beat each other until we can't feel feelings anymore.

Trevor Mach: ...Again boner?

EBW: Never mind, it's the Same Old Shit!

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Backstage

Jammer walked through the backstage area, with other wrestlers snickering or whispering as he walked by, keeping his shades on and avoiding eye contact with everyone. He stopped in front of the Thrillers locker room, but begrudgingly turned and walked further down the hall to the Dan Club locker room. He paced outside, but Dan suddenly opened the door.

Bashin Dan: There you are! We've been waiting for you. Come on in.

Jammer: I'd rather not.

Bashin Dan: You don't have to if you don't want to but-

Jammer: Don't....don't try being nice to me. Not after what you did.

Bashin Dan: What I did?

Jammer: You know. You and Cade, conspired against me.

Bashin Dan: That was more of a symbolic gesture. I-

Cade: I got this Dan. Look, I'm not happy with my current spot, but I don't blame my friends for that. If I want to change something, then I will do it myself. Turning your back on your friends, and screwing them over, only leads to pain. That's not me. If you want to be mad at someone, you can be mad at me.

Jammer: I'm mad at all of you! I was finally getting somewhere. I was making a name for myself! A legacy! The Thrillers were going to change the game, and you made sure that didn't happen. You took it away from me.

Bashin Dan: Jam, I didn't do anything of the sort. You agreed to the terms. Look, we had another amazing match. People have been talking about it. We ARE changing the game, with our battles in the ring. We don't have to be at each other's throats to make a difference.

Jammer: Maybe you don't, because you've got an in with the influences around here. The Elite 4, that will NEVER step aside. I had to fight, and claw, and scrape, and TAKE everything that I wanted, and it was working. Now, I'm back to square one. I don't what you expected Dan. I don't know what you thought was going to happen here. Do you think I was just going to go back to being your lackey? I'm NOT Slam Master Jam anymore! I'M NOT A JOBBER! I WON THE E1 CLIMAX! I WAS THE WORLD CHAMPION! You want me to be nothing again!

Bashin Dan: That was never true. I just wanted my friend back! You can be anything you want! We don't have to be enemies for that to happen!

Jammer: Your holier than thou attitude is falling on deaf ears here Dan. Let's just get this all over with alright? I'm back in the "Dan Club", but it's not forever. I promise you that. I WILL make it right.

Bashin Dan: You're here now, and that was the agreement, that's what matters. You're being a man of your word.

Jammer: What were you thinking making me the Special Referee tonight?! What could you possibly be thinking?! Do you realize what I can do to you tonight? I can make sure you don't leave here with that title. You put your destiny in MY hands!

Cade: ...I think he's betting on a couple things. You wouldn't do that to him, unless you were the one taking the title, and you'd rather not see one of the other Thrillers do what you couldn't.

Jammer: .....

Cade: Yeah, you're as easy to read as you were to fool.

Jammer: .....I'll find a broom closet to change in. I don't need this.

Bashin Dan: *sigh*

Cade: Sorry Dan, I pushed it a little far. I just want him to realize that things are different now. I know you still see something in him. I don't...but you do. I trust you, so you must see something. I hope it's really there.

Bashin Dan: All he's ever wanted was respect. I must have been doing a bad job as his friend if he didn't feel valued and respected. I thought making him Special Referee might help. I don't know, I hope I-

Hope Mach: Dan!

Bashin Dan: Hope!

Cade: Oh, I better leave you two alone.

Bashin Dan: Cade, it's not like that!

Hope Mach: It isn't? Cause I thought it WAS like that.

Bashin Dan: Oh yeah, I guess it is isn't it.

Hope Mach: Hehe, you're almost as oblivious as Uncle Tack. I just wanted to wish you luck tonight. I know you can do it, you've been showing a lot of people just what you're capable of.

Bashin Dan: That means a lot coming from you.

Hope Mach: And, I had a lot of fun the other night in the park. Playing Battle Spirits in the moonlight. Most girls wouldn't call that romantic, but it worked on me for some reason.

Bashin Dan: Never underestimate the alluring power of a card game.

Hope Mach: I think I just liked spending time with the teacher.

Bashin Dan: Heh. Thanks Hope. Good luck to you too tonight.

Hope Mach: Yeah, it's going to be awkward, with Ripper Jane back. She used to be a friend, and then Dad and her....well...it's just awkward. It's all just awkward. Too many people around here hook up and it makes things weird.

Bashin Dan: Oh, I-

Hope Mach: Which says a lot about you, if I'm willing to do this despite all of that.

Hope gave Dan a kiss on the cheek and walked away.

Bashin Dan: Wow.