Epilogue

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Mr. Face paced back and forth in front of the cell. He didn't have the words for how felt, but he knew he wasn't happy.

Mr. Face: So you think I should be grateful? You think I should thank you for your "efforts"?! You escaped?!

Giygas: I NEVER left my cell. I was here the whole time. I just had a connection I needed to do my part. We would ALL be dead without me.

Mr. Face: .....

Giygas: I can't do it again, don't worry. I did what needed to be done.

Mr. Face: *sigh*

Giygas: You think so small. This would not have been my time to take over. I needed to make sure this reality still existed for when my moment comes. One day it will happen. You'll be gone, and I'll still be here. OR MAYBE...it might be sooner than that. The playing field is different now. Time and Space have changed...in MY favor.

Mr. Face: .....

Mr. Face left the room, where Jeff Andonuts, Apple Kid, and Orange Kid were standing by.

Jeff Andonuts: Well?

Mr. Face: He never physically left the room he said. I mean, I saw it. He was here, but not all the way. Hard to explain. The cameras couldn't even pick it up.

Jeff Andonuts: Well, he's right about changes, but I don't understand how this works for him.

Mr. Face: Changes? In what way?

Jeff Andonuts: We're still trying to sort through that, but the twin black holes are gone.

Mr. Face: The Black Holes. Yes...I heard about that. They served as a way for the darkness to come through right?

Jeff Andonuts: They did a lot. Trevor Mach used to joke that when it was time for EBW to end, he'd throw open the door and let the black hole take everything....at least...I hope it was a joke. Doesn't matter now. I can't imagine how anything could be working out for Giygas in this new reality. And yet...the Doomsday Clock reset...for 2020.

A Dark Alley in Saturn City

Hotlanta staggered around, and fell into some trash cans as he tried to get his head together.

Hotlanta: G-get out. GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Giygas: When the time comes...Masked Lanta will ride again.

Hotlanta: ....NOOOO!

Hotlanta fell to the ground. Generator ran up behind him.

Generator: What was with the yelling? Hey Hot, you alright man??!

Hotlanta: Uh...yeah...I guess I just felt light headed.

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Outside of Renegade Arena

Nerma: Nerma here, outside of Renegade Arena, and I want to TRY and get the scoops tonight, because we had a LOT going on last week. Feels longer right? Nope, it was just last week, that w00t won the E1 Climax and became the new Triple Crown World Champion. You got to wonder how Swift really feels about that, now that we know that he wasn't exactly himself. What do I mean by that? Well, the information is VERY sketchy, in like a cover up kind of way, but Swift was seemingly happy that not, and very pissed afterwards. How is that going to effect the future of the EBW: Dark faction? ALSO, what the hell happened over the weekend in Summers! No one is saying a thing, and I can't get a word in edgewise with anyone regarding it. Wait, here comes the EBW: Dark limo, with w00t, Hotlanta, and Generator leading the group, but no sign of Swift.

w00t: My old friend is just going to have to let off some steam, and get back on track. I'm giving him all the time and space he needs. He'll still be making some big bucks, Ryan IQ saw to that. All he has to do is sit back and relax for a few weeks or even months, while I takeover this place for him. By the way, when we take over, you're definitely fired.

Nerma: Wouldn't be the first time, but I don't think you have what it takes to win! But now that I said that....I'm guessing you won't continue this interview will you?

w00t: Not on your life.

Nerma: But what happened in Summers?!

w00t: No idea. I didn't go!

Nerma: Hotlanta? Generator? Anything to add?

Hotlanta: It's none of your business what happened. In either case it's EBW: Dark business. Swift needed to stick to the program and he didnt. I did, and w00t did, and we still have the World Team Championships and the Triple Crown World Championship. I'd say that's success.

Generator: I don't actually agree here. I'm fired up with the spirit of competition. You know, as well as I do, that we could have lost everything. We have to make everything count, and do it right. Swift fights for what he wants, and he doesn't go half assed and play games to work around it. However, as long as we are one unit, with a cause, I'll just deal with that in my own way.

Nerma: Interesting split there, and I'd ask the rest of the group how they feel, but Mike, PT, Ortega, and OD ARE ALL PURPOSELY IGNORING ME! Yeah, just walk away! That brings up an excellent point on where Mav Valentine is? Reports have seen him with Trevor Mach, and...wait there they come, with Trevor on his motorcycle, and Mav in the side car.

Mach threw his TV title over his shoulder and dragged Mav out of the side car.

Trevor Mach: Mav, don't forget to grab the bags!

Mav Valentine: Uh...right.

Nerma: Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Nerma!

Nerma: You're not willing to talk about what happened in Summers are you?

Trevor Mach: A giant void was going to suck up all reality.

Nerma: What?

Trevor Mach: Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Nerma: It's great to have you back after that frame job that had you prison, and your hiatus before that. We're very curious about you association with Mav Valentine though. Isn't he with EBW: Dark?

Trevor Mach: Not anymore he's not. He needed a role model, and I needed a tag partner, and a guy that'll carry my shit. He showed me something, calling me out at the E1 Finals. He showed me something else in Summers, that he's a dumbass in need of coaching.

Nerma: Mav, what do you think about this?

Mav Valentine: I think...*sigh* I'm honored to be the protege of Trevor Mach?

Trevor Mach: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Mav Valetine: Seriously, he just decided I was his protege, and I've been rolling with it. I don't know why.

Trevor Mach: It'll work out!

Nerma: What are you plans post E1?

Trevor Mach: Oh, the War Wolf is always on the hunt. Jennings made some good decisions recently, making things more athletic. Reminds me of the Bushiso Mission. Remember that? Of course you don't. If we're returning to that Wrestling-MMA hybrid style, then I'm all for it. In fact, I'm going to issue a challenge tonight, with some new ideas of my own. A new "style" if you will, and I will, because it's my idea.

Nerma: Are you going to be joining or creating a Fight Camp?

Trevor Mach: No. Mav and I are Freelancers. I'll be happy to jerk the curtain as a consequence....if you can take this Television Championship. Come and get it.

EBW: Xcite

The show kicked off with confetti and pyro. A grand showcase, followed by a large banner of w00t unfurling from the ceiling, garnering boos. EBW: Dark sans Swift made their way out, with w00t all smiles, playing up the crowd, and showing off the titles.

w00t: Ladies and Gentlemen...we are gathered here today...to CELEBRATE ME! EBW: Dark has the Triple Crown once again, and all is right with the world. Sure, Swift put up a good fight, and he's not too happy that he lost, but I know that he'll come around, and WE TOGETHER will take over EBW once and for all! You all had to see this coming. I have the tools and the talent. I am the smartest man in Wrestling, and I planned out the long game here. I made deals. I made alliances. I made goals, and I have proven myself to be worthy of your praise. I-

Tack Angel: Have really said enough.

w00t: *sigh* And here it comes. Wanting to rain on my parade Tack? It won't work. I have these titles, and you don't, and you won't. So sure, you might have gotten a pin on me in the E1, but if it lead to this, it's a means to an end.

Tack Angel: If you think we're just going to roll over and let you take over EBW, you couldn't be more wrong. I'm going to fight you, and I'm going to stop you!

w00t: You are...HA! This guy MAYBE could've done something a few years ago, but now he's busy playing pretend prince, running a Kingdom that I already blew up once, and lusting after muscle girl, watching Arli$$-

Tack Angel: HEY! You know too much about me, and I don't like it. I don't like it at all! I can't help that I have SUPERIOR taste to you, and I am not playing pretend. I AM the Star Prince!

w00t: Yikes, you really believe your own hype?

Tack Angel: I AM THE HYPE! I am putting together a "Home Army" to combat you. A new Fight Camp called G.E.O.F.F!

w00t: G.E.O.F.F?

Tack Angel: Glorius Earth Original Fighting Force! The Army that will stomp out the darkness of EBW: Dark, bring this company back into the light! I have my first member right here...

Ness joined Tack on the stage to a huge reaction.

w00t: I'm not impressed Tack. Get fired up all you want, but I am the Champion and you're not getting a shot.

Tack Angel: And why is that?! Are you....AFRAID?!

w00t: No. Los Tiburon won the E1 Battle Royale. HE gets a title shot tonight.

Tack Angel: ....oh right I forgot....

w00t: HOWEVER, if your "Home Army" wants to go to war with EBW: Dark, I'm happy to oblige, and I'm sure my comrades are as well. I have...let's see....PT, Ortega, Hotlanta, and Generator...who want to take you on. Mike, OD, and KYO have....other plans. You find two more people willing to step up with you and then-

Bashin Dan: He doesn't have to look! I'm right here! The Dangerous Player, ready more than ever for the heat of battle!

Jammer: This is our match. Our jam. Let net swish! Slam become jam! Ballers from across the court, heed my call!!

Bashin Dan: That was really good.

Jammer: Thanks. I'm trying to do your whole heroic speech thing.

Bashin Dan: The Dan Club will join forces with the Glorius Earth Original Fighting Force tonight to battle you.

w00t: Your antics are cute, really they are, but they are futile. Whatever. I have a VIP room and a full body massage waiting for me. I want to be loose and limber for my main event against Los Tiburon tonight. I'll clear out, and you get embarrassed by EBW: Dark. Go get him team.

EBW Announce Table

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the glad he didn't take a vacation in Summers, guy of Wrestling. That city is in tatters, but we're here in Saturn City, our base, our home, for this post E1 Xcite, and we've got action from top to bottom here. This match is about to get firing up, and it's going to keep going all the way to the main event, where Los Tiburon challenges for the EBW Triple Crown World Championship. The biggest shot for the Lucha Soldados Fight Camp yet. It's exciting. We're entering a new age of EBW, with a bigger emphasis on the athletic side of things. Nothing but WORK RAAAAAATE I hope. Wins and losses are going to matter. Tiburon got that big win, and that's lead to this.

Makoto Angel: My Tacky Star Boy is ready! Let's get this match going! GO TACK...or should I say....GO ACE?!

Nerma: Not if you want to avoid infringement?

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Ness/Bashin Dan/Jammer[o] beat Hotlanta/Generator/Camilo Ortega/Magnum PT[x] via Pumped Slam Jam -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Great action here, with Tack and Ness looking fired up, teaming like a well oiled machine here. Add in two other former World Champions, and this group is a match for the EBW: Dark contingent. Ortega with the STO on Jammer. He's tagging out to PT, who is ready to hit the Mustache Ride! Tack and Ness have Hotlanta and Generator on the outside, and here comes Dan to make the save on Jammer. Here comes Camilo and he's fighting off Dan! Jammer escapes the Mustache Ride! Suplex! He's going up top! Pumping his kicks! PUMPED SLAM JAM! The pin! Jammer wins it! The new Home Army and Dan Club alliance with the win.

2. Singles: KAITO beat Fighter Daron via Ground Strikes -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: We have one our new fighters here in KAITO, the "Edo Yensation" with an extensive background in MMA and Kickboxing. During his introduction, he got into a fight with Fighter Daron, and that lead to this match. Hard strikes, and a solid standing game. They're trying to avoid going to the ground. Kaito has skills, but he's playing to the crowd, and the way he throws around his hair carelessly, seems to indicate disrespet for Daron, who is trying to remind people of who he is, and that he exists. He exists Tack. WHOA! A front kick and crushing right from KAITO sends Daron to the ground. He's trying to fight off the ground and pound, but KAITO is nailing too many shots, and Daron isn't showing that he can escape. That's it, the ref is calling it. KAITO wins his debut over Fighter Daron in a big debut. The various Fight Camps will have to interested in that performance.

Nerma: Here comes Trevor Mach, being followed by Mav Valentine. He's tossing the TV title in the ring, and he's grabbing a microphone.

Trevor Mach: That was a fight! I love to fight! I love to pour out my blood and soul in this ring. It's what we live for. That's why we're here, doing this in front of you. I smell blood, and I'm on the hunt, but right now, I'm challenging someone to come out here, and try to hunt me. Come at me and the Television Championship here. I want to do things a little differently though. I want to cut the shit, and get right down to it. I call it "Critical Style". No build up. We start at the top. If you get in this ring, I'm going to try and knock you out immediately. TKO rules are new in EBW. If I take you down 3 times, or if you take me down 3 times, it's a TKO. So who am I getting? Who is going to step-

The crowd went wild, as Subculture made his way to the ring, wearing green MMA gloves instead of his usual boxing gloves.

Trevor Mach: ....up. Heh..it's my buddy Subculture. We were the KO Bombers. Want to see who the King of the KO is?

Subculture: You know, that with these hands, hurting bombs, that I can do it.

Trevor Mach: I won't deny that. If you hit me enough, I will go down, but I'd get right back up, and I'll take you down with this knee, or the knees in the clinch, or a few "hurting bombs" of my own. I hit hard too. Let's cut to the chase. You want to fight buddy? Let's fight.

Subculture: Gladly.

3. EBW Television Championship "Critical Challenge": Trevor Mach(c) beat Subculture via Knee Trigger -> TKO -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! They came out swinging! Trevor immediately with the Knee Trigger, and Subbie with the KO Punch! They both fell to the mat! Subculture is up with the ground and pound, but Trevor is trapping him in the Triangle! Subbie backed out of it! Mach is back to his feet and they exchanging blows. Subbie bobbing and weaving, but Trevor head butt him, dragged him into the clinch and let the fists fly. Suplex from the clinch, and a follow up elbow to the downed Subculture. That's a fall. Subculture fighting to get back up! He's going for the KO Punch, but that was a big miss. Wow, he stumbled right into a Burning Machismo attempt! Subbie escaped, but stumbled to his knees. I think something is wrong. Knee Trigger! Subculture is down! It's a TKO! Trevor Mach defends with the TKO! An interesting new twist on the fighting game. He's helping up Subculture, and checking on him. Something seemed to be wrong at the end. He's handing him off to Mav, and grabbing his title. I hope we get more of these Critical Challenges down the line.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here with Los Tiburon, the man that's going to be taking on w00t for the Triple Crown tonight. Tiburon, you have a chance to take that title from EBW: Dark immedately and make history for yo-

Los Tiburon: I'LL GRAPPLE THE FUCK OUT OF W00T AND TAKE THAT TITLE! DON'T YOU FORGET THAT KIVA WAS ONCE WORLD CHAMPION! I DON'T START A TREND, I HONOR THE PAST! KYO, YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY TONIGHT! YOU BETTER NOT COME AT ME, OR YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF HURT!

Makoto Angel: We heard about what happened with Father Sergio and KYO not too long ago, and that seems to connect with you. Do you think this personal grudge is going affect the match?

Los Tiburon: IT'S WRESTLING! OF COURSE IT FUCKING WILL, BUT I'LL STRETCH AND GRAPPLE THE FUCK OUT ANYTHING THAT COMES MY WAY!

Makoto Angel: ....He's a loud guy.

4. Women's World #1 Contender 4-Way: Christina Angel beat Erica, Troian, and Hope Mach[x] via Cyclone Suplex Hold -> Pin

Nerma: Iroha Angel has reinvented herself, she's the reigning Women's World Champion, and she's sitting with me right now. Iroha, what do you think about the bout we're seeing here.

Iroha Angel: It's great to see the spirit of competition.

Makoto Angel: Iroha, I can't tell you how happy I am for you, but I have to cheer on Christina in this match, as she's our daughter!

Iroha Angel: Things are different with me and her. I'd rather just be her friend. As much as I have needed you all as family I've needed her as a friend, and we're going to be there for each other. That being said, this is Wrestling, and if she were to win, we'd have a great bout, but the same goes for Erica, Troian, or Hope. All of them are great in different ways.

Nerma: Troian, showing off versatility here. She keeps changing her movesets to mimic her opponents. Olympic Slam on Erica, but Hope hit one on Troian to show her how it was done. The friends are facing off! Hope is weary, and Christina is taking advantage. Christina looks like she might be trying to Clutch the wrist!

Iroha Angel: She knows that hasn't been working though.

Nerma: And it looks like you're right. She's letting up and doing something different! WHOA! She went high risk there with a Cyclone Suplex Hold! We haven't seen that in EBW! Hope is caught off guard, and she can't fight out of the pin! 1-2-3! Christina Angel wins! She's found a new finisher, and it's leading her to a match with Iroha Angel.

Makoto Angel: Angel vs. Angel. As long as its in the spirit of competition, it should be fun!

Iroha Angel: I'm looking forward to it. Let's have a great match Christina!

Nerma: All this good sportsmanship is freaking me out.

5. Women's Non-Title Tag: Kimber Blaze[o]/"3G" Krissy Gale beat Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong[x] via Pumphandle Slam x Top Rope Elbow -> Pin

Nerma: The House of M's graduates are teaming for the first time here, which they didn't do when they were still training, but they are looking good. The Sunset Riders were training there too, so they know a lot about each other. Lainey Strong is still struggling, but I think we're all proud of the progress the Mayor's daughter has made. No, that's not sucking up...I don't think. Kimber Blaze showing off her Eagleland Muscle with that Pumphandle Slam, and the FLEEEEEXXXX. Tack has to be watching that backstage.

Makoto Angel: HEY!

Nerma: Top Rope Elbow! The pin! 1-2-3! Blaze and Gale with the win! Wins are going to matter more than ever here, and that has to put them towards a tag title shot. Kimber is already the Women's Television Championship. Could she be going for a Double Title situation?

6. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Los Tiburon beat w00t(c) via DQ -> Title Defense?

Tommy Dukes: Main event time, as w00t takes on Los Tiburon. EBW: Dark and the Lucha Soldados are on the outside, along with THE Rey Dorado, the original, who trained Dorado Mask. He's apparently the new Agent for Soldados, and made sure this match happened tonight. The benefits of getting an Agent for your Fight Club. Tiburon is grappling the shit out of w00t! His language is rubbing off on me. w00t with the wKo attempt, but Tiburon IS BRIDGING! w00t seemed to hit it, but Tiburon bridged and somehow is lifting himself and w00t back up. I don't know if w00t was ready for this. He's capable of wars with guys like Tack Angle, but he was resting on those damn laurels here, and it's showing! Wait, here comes KYO out of the crowd. The Soldados and trying to get to him, but Mike, OD, PT, and Ortega are blocking them off. The ref is trying to calm the action outside, but KYO got in, and he's locked in the HELL CLAW! The ref has no choice! That's a DQ! Tiburon wins, but dammit, KYO just cost him the title! What is this rivalry between these two! KYO nearly burned down a Church to get Tiburon's attention, and now this. Damn!

-

PrimeTime Challenge

Announcer: And now, back after just a little hiatus, don't question it, it's Apple Kid and Orange Kid!

Apple Kid: That's right, he was on point about that. It hasn't been as long as you think, and any irrational events that may have happened lately, are just your imagination. In fact, stare into this blinking light. You'll forget that you say anything that happened in Summers. It was just a hurricane.

Orange Kid: What are you doing?

Apple Kid: *sigh* Taking care of a problem.

Orange Kid: What problem? What are you talking about?

Apple Kid: Did you stare into the light?

Orange Kid: ...Maybe?

Apple Kid: .....Welcome to Prime Time Challenge, and we're STILL without our new set obviously, but we're on a bus heading to Twoson right now. PrimeTime Challenge is proud to be the first place you're going to hear this little bit of news. Twoson had a ban on Tag Team Wrestling, but NOW it's ALL that's allowed in Twoson! I know right? How the hell did that happen? Turns out, it was the original intention of the city council, BUT a typo in the bill made it a tag ban instead. Some would say that's stupid.....so moving on, we had a big E1 Climax, and a new Triple Crown World Champion. Of course, we tried our best to get the new champ....and-

Orange Kid: Of course he wouldn't come onto the show. He's an egotistical asshole. A complete bastard who-

Apple Kid: We succeeded. Here comes w00t!

Orange Kid: .....

w00t: Of course I wouldn't turn down the television time. I could easily just take your show over like I've done in the past, but this is more casual. I'm enjoying my time as Champion. Enjoying the finer things in life. So go ahead and run this show, and do your interview.

Orange Kid: .....

Apple Kid: *sigh* It's true that you've taken our show in the past, but I'm going to try and remain impartial here...even IF you might have had a part to play in what happened in Summers.

w00t: What? You mean the "hurricane" right? How would I be responsible for that? Huh?

Apple Kid: .....

w00t: You're getting quiet too? Fine, I'll take us to the first match. My own personal monster KYO is on the war path for Los Tiburon, but that doesn't mean he won't take out the rest of the Lucha Soldados. Roll it!

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Singles: KYO beat Kiva via Hell Claw -> Referee Stoppage

w00t: Kiva is kicking at KYO, but it's not slowing him down. Run those ropes and try your best Lucha skills, it's not going to stop this monster. Kiva was seen as a future Ace once upon a time. I guess he didn't have the staying power.

Apple Kid: You're talking like Kiva isn't kicking ass here. That's real talent.

w00t: And that real talent just fell prey to the Hell Claw.

Apple Kid: He's trying his best to fight out of it! He's not tapping! He's not giving up! He's-

w00t: Passing out. I believe that's a Referee Stoppage?

Apple Kid: *sigh* Yeah, it's a stoppage.

-

w00t: My monster getting a win for EBW: Dark, and burying the Lucha Soldados even more.

Apple Kid: Actually, Los Tiburon had your number. You almost immediately lost the title to him on Xcite. KYO had to save you.

w00t: That's your opinion, and it just happens to be wrong. Everything I do had a plan. I have to build some opponents, make them look strong, so the fans can actually see a good match. I'm too far ahead of opponents like Tack Angel and Bashin Dan.

Apple Kid: You're delusional.

w00t: Another wrong opinion. Want to move on to the next match? Let's move on to the next match. Why don't you call this one.

Apple Kid: *sigh* Let's roll it.

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Singles: Dangerous D beat Gadabout via Rear Naked Choke -> Submission

Apple Kid: Holy shit, I forgot about Gadabout! This clown is too interested in playing up to the crowd. Dangerous D is intense, looking to make a mark with his return. Probably upset it was a dark match, but maybe he'll be happy to find out it's getting a showcase on our show.

w00t: EBW: Dark could use an angry shooter like him. Hmmm...

Apple Kid: Oh no.

w00t: Hey look at that! Read Naked Choke! He's tapping out the Gadabout! I think we have another guy who was overlooked once upon a time, and ready for a return to the prominence....with the right Fight Camp.

Apple Kid: Oh no.

-

w00t: You got anything else you want to say to me?

Apple Kid: As a matter of fact I do. You have anything you want to say to Swift?

w00t: ...This interview is over.

Apple Kid: Fine, but we still have to share this bus to Twoson.

w00t: I think not. Look who is driving.

Magnum PT: This is your stop Chief.

The bus left Apple Kid and Orange Kid on the side of the road.

Apple Kid: .....

Orange Kid: ....This is totally your fault.

Apple Kid: *sigh*

-

Club Saturn - Backstage

The Time Force were gearing up to compete when Degrees ran in.

Degrees: Are you all ready?

Nosan: Ready to compete in the ring? Or ready to compete somewhere in time? It's hard to keep track.

Degrees: Our mission first and foremost is to protect the timeline.

Jackson Kain: Which is why I'm not currently the World Champion.

Degrees: You keep saying that to yourself, and it might be true someday. We have a big problem today.

Gemma: Bigger than the-

Degrees: "Hurricane" that tore through Summers? Yes. Absolutely. Kain and I went on our own recon mission, and found these plans left over by a Zenitt. It seems to be some sort of growing ray, that will turn our opponents into giants.

Jackson Kain: Alright, how the hell do I kick something that big? I don't have a stunt double that will do this for me, and my wire work team is-

Degrees: That's not going to be needed Kain, cause I have developed these with the help of the "Board".

Degrees showed them a schematic for flying vehicles, all color coated, with differing shapes.

Degrees: I call them Time Fliers, and they will be what we use to fight it.

Gemma: They all look really different. Why is that? I mean, it's not a huge deal...but I have OCD see, and if you don't fix it immediately I might FREAK OUT or something.

Degrees: ...They are shaped that way for a purpose. I promise. We have what we need. We just need a time to fight them.

Jackson Kain: And we've got it. Looks like they're going after 2006 again.

Degrees: The first EBW show? Damn. So many things have no happened around that event. Everyone TRY not to run into yourself when we get there. I imagine there are 4 or 5 of us there, and maybe more if a team from the future is there too, trying to avoid us. Just start assuming we'll run into each other at any time.

Gemma: This is making my head hurt.

Nosan: Another Nosan? We can trade tips on perfecting our luscious fro.

Degrees: You ready Faris?

Faris was holding up two suits to wear.

Faris Angel: I am, but I'm just wondering which one I should wear.

Degrees: Heh. About that. You remember how you told me Trevor said I gave the suit to him in the first place? That wasn't then. That was now. I was constructing the more powerful suit at the time, and realized that it was part of a loop, so I sent it back in time and told did my part, to make sure that suit got to you. It's yours. YOU ARE Time Fire.

Faris Angel: It's a lot to take in. I was just a Pirate....and a Queen....who is married to a Star Prince....with 5 other wives.

Degrees: You have a lot going on, but I'm sure you can manage to add this too. Let's go Time Fire.

Faris Angel: ....Right!

#EVER 11: Why?

Tommy Dukes: Yes, I've been drinking. Why do you ask? Oh you didn't? Had to be drunk for this. I don't want to be here! And who the hell are you?!

Rince Vusso: It's Rinny Vu bro, and I'm here to tear down the system of Mat Based Excitement. Pull back the curtain, because people are more entertained by the backstage politics, which are ALWAYS to blame when I fuck up bro. It's always the politics and the boys in the back.

Kole: Of course, it's great to have a mind like yours on our creative team.

Rince Vusso: I was thinking to myself, who is the money man here? Who is the guy that's gonna bump the ratings, and sell the merch. After talking with Poppa H, it was obvious that his clone Seethe Rolletty, the Man's Bitch, and the absolute lowest drawing Champion of all time, should be the guy! To that end, I've set up two matches for him tonight. He's going to go over Punch in the first match for the FTW LOL prop, and then he's going to take on the unstoppable Beast himself....in Cave Boy. He'll go over there too. It's going to make him look strong and cool bro. Know what I'm saying bro?

Tommy Dukes: I want to die.

Good News Gary: This is NOT GOOD NEWS! THAT IS RAINS' SPOT, AND YOU'RE TAKING IT AND GIVING IT TO THE TARPS LAYER?! NOT GOOD NEWS!

Rince Vusso: Get this bro, cause we're going to put a prop shot in a bag, and put that on a pole. The winner will get a shot....at Seethe Rolletty, cause we're making the LOL prop the top prop as soon as he wins it...which will be tonight...against Punch.

Tommy Dukes: Flying Man's title will be on the line against the biggest loser of the E1 Johnny Starbound as well. That's the main event. Not like anyone ELSE seems to care. *belch*

#EVER 11: Why?
Club Saturn, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. FTW LOL Championship: Seethe Rolletty beat Punch(c) via Cheese Wheel -> Pin -> NEW FTW LOL Champion!

Tommy Dukes: Hey, look at that.

2. Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2[o] beat DReAM[x]/Rem Lezar via Shark Driver #2 -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Nobody tell them a Wrestling match made it into the show.

3. Title Match in the Bag on a Pole Match: "NEW" Danny Leung beat Lobster Man, Fishy Bob, Rains, Senor Box, Pirate Bill via Bag Grab

Kole: THE NEW, TOTALLY NEW, AND NEVER SEEN BEFORE #EVER DANNY LEUNG WINS THE TITLE MATCH IN THE BAG ON A POLE!

4. The Greatest Battle of All Time: Seethe Rolletty beat Cave Boy via Curb Stomp -> Pin

Kole: Wow! Seethe Rolletty with ANOTHER win, and he beat the unstoppable Cave Boy! The Man's Bitch is totally the Ace, and you should all cheer him and his stupid catchphrase. He's so great and awesome! I can't believe this miracle I've just witnessed. Here comes Manlady, his girlfriend, and sexual top, to celebrate with him.

Tommy Dukes: The Tarps Layer is going to earn the name "Man's Bitch" tonight.

Kole: It's 2019, if that "Stunning" "Powerful" "Women" wants to have relations with Seethe by using her "Feminine" "Penis" that's not only GREAT, but BETTER than the way it's "supposed" to be done.

Tommy Dukes: When I die, I hope I take you with me. This show takes me to dark places I never thought I could go. I miss Wrestling. I'm so cold. There is no light here. No joy....only Seethe Rolletty.

5. MegaZord?! In 2006?!: Time Force Megazord beat Giant Mad Bomber Jekkar via Time Strike -> Explosion

Tommy Dukes: Alright, what the hell is happening here?!



Tommy Dukes: Wow, the Time Force have Time Fliers, and are fighting to keep a giant Mad Bomber Jekkar away from EBW's first show in 2006!

Kole: "Right". We'd like to remind you, that this is an "Entertainment Show", and our "Actor and Actresses" don't actually "Time Travel". Ha. You're getting "Worked" Dukes.
 
Tommy Dukes: Do the finger quotes again. I dare ya. I'll break your fucking fingers! It looks like they're forming a Giant Mech!

Kole: Small action figure on a cheap set.

Tommy Dukes: AHHHH!!!



Degrees: Alright team, altogether now!

Time Force Team: TIME STRIKE!

Tommy Dukes: Amazing! With a swing of that sword the giant Mad Bomber Jekkar has been defeated! Have the Time Force finally beaten their foe?!

Kole: ...Kids love the cheap explosions Dukes, but you're really buying into this aren't you?

6. #EVER OpenWeight Championship: Johnny Starbound beat Flying Man(c) via 450 Splash -> Pin -> NEW #EVER OpenWeight Champion!

Tommy Dukes: A losing streak, leads to Rince Vusso decided to "push" Starbound, and helped him beat our Champion?! Who books this shit?

Battle Spirits Dojo

The Dan Club were all celebrating the win for Benjamin and their Fight Camp from Xcite, that would give them the right to name the next #1 Contender.

Cade: Let's hear it for Benjamin! Yeah!

Vape and Golvoth had Benjamin in a sheet that they were forcing up, to lift him in the air and back. Vape didn't look too happy about it.

Bashin Dan: Vape, you alright?

Vape: No man, I'm not alright at all! We lost the tag titles last night! I'm just-

Benjamin: WHOAAA!

Vape had let go of the sheet, and Benjamin hit the ground hard.

Benjamin: Ow my back!

Vape: Oh shoot, I'm sorry little guy. I was caught up in my own nonsense.

Benjamin: I'll be fine. It's alright what happened. We take wins and losses as learning experiences right Dan?

Bashin Dan: That's how I've always looked at it.

Vape: Yeah...but Golvoth hasn't said anything since, and he's still wafting that sheet, and we've walked away from it, and he hasn't noticed. He may explode any second.

Cade: Relax, I'm going to get you guys a rematch. They were lucky to get one, and you were gracious enough to give it. You guys DESERVE a rematch, and you'll get it.

Vape: Thanks other little friend. Enough about me, this really is a celebration for you Benji buddy. You pinned Ness, the FIRST EBW World Champion!

Benjamin: Couldn't have done it on my own. It was a team effort. By the way, why DID you pick me to team with you Dan? Why not Jammer?

Jammer: Actually, that was my decision.

Benjamin: But why?

Jammer: It was your turn, and you deserved the shot. That's not something I'm going to just hand out very often....but you deserved it. You proved me right, and when you speared that-

Cade: ....

Jammer: Wonderful legend. Yes...a true icon.

Benjamin: Well, I'm glad I did, but we have to decide who gets that title shot now. You or Dan I'd think.

Bashin Dan: No Benji, that title shot is yours.

Benjamin: What?!

Jammer: Yeah man, you pinned him, you won the match, you get the shot.

Benjamin: You think that's the best way to go? I mean, people were probably expecting he take on Dan or Tack Angel first.

Bashin Dan: Well, they're going to get a contender they didn't know they wanted in you. You can do it buddy!

Benjamin: Well...I...I won't let you guys down!

Cade: That's the spirit.

Bashin Dan: YEAH!

Vape: Go Benji!

Jammer: Just remember to go for it Benji. Best you can. You can either Slam like the best, or Jam like the rest. It's a basketball analogy.

Benjamin: You know, I still don't know what basketball is right?

Jammer: Really!?

Hope Mach: Hey guys, we celebrating Benjamin's win?

Bashin Dan: We sure are. Come join us. Wait...what's all this?

Hope Mach entered te Dojo with Christina Angel, Gold, and Sylvie.

Hope Mach: This is the Women's side of Dan Club.

Bashin Dan: Wow, really?! You recruited them to join us?

Christina Angel: I realized from Iroha recently, that fresh tactics helped her improve. I figured why not join up with the Fight Camp my best friend is in. I'll help her keep an eye on you Dan, the "Dangerous Player".

Bashin Dan: Huh?

Gold: I too, would be honored to join you. I just returned from an excursion, and could use some friends to help me get back into the swing of things.

Sylvie: And I...I...have no place to go.

Gold: Helping others is what the Dan Club does right? I thought I might help a rival to prove my worth.

Bashin Dan: That is exactly what we're about. Can you two be FRIENDS though?

Gold: ...I know I can.

Sylvie: .....

Cade: Looks like we got some new blood in the gym eh Vape? Vape?

Vape was dumbfounded, staring straight at Sylvie as she stood there fidgeting.

Vape: I'm in love.

Cade: Heh....wait HUH?!

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Club Saturn

Rince Vusso: Bro, what are you doing letting your dick pics get out bro?

Seethe Rolletty: I'm so cool and out of control! You never know what I'm going to do! Reeee!

Rince Vusso: ....Uh huh. Even I'm confused about this bro. You handle it.

Zombie Shawn McMad: ....Guuurrr.....

Brandy Roads: What we'll do, is put him in the main event with Butch Manlady. The inclusiveness will protect us from the bad press. If anyone complains we'll call them bad words!

Rince Vusso: Bro, I like it, but let's kick it up a notch. I'm bringing in this real dick, and I literally mean he's basically a penis, with a wrestler attached to him, named Ryan Joey. His gimmick is, he's got a dick. It's gonna pop a rating when he pops a boner bro. Also, TV-14 isn't enough here. We need TV-M or even TV-X. Live sex show, NOT involving Seethe, and that'll take the attention right off of him! Brandy, do you want to be penetrated on live television bro?

Brandy Roads: I'd rather not.

Rince Vusso: Damn backstage politics. Whatever, we'll make due bro. Next, we're going to have Johnny Starbound beat Flying Man in his rematch for the prop. People like that Flying Man guy, but he's not the guy we want to push, so we need to bury him bro. He'd better follow the script. Open it up with tag-

Good News Gary: SWORD RETAINS THE CO-OP TITLES!

Rince Vusso: ....Co-Op props...but whatever. Sure.

#EVER 12: Make it Stop!

Tommy Dukes: ....Fire me...please fire me. I don't want to...I don't want to do this anymore.

Kole: Welcome back Mat Based Excitement enthusiasts, we're in a tarp covered building for #EVER 12! The #EVER train is gaining speed. We're unstoppable!

Tommy Dukes: There is literally no one here. It's an empty arena!

Kole: The money is in the ratings, and the numbers are going to be high, after you hear about what we've got in store tonight.

Tommy Dukes: If no one is watching, how will announcing matches drum up interest. They ARE NOT WATCHING! YOU'RE KILLING WRESTLING! I'M GOING TO BURN THIS PLACE DOWN! AHHHH!!!

Kole: Where are you going? You're going to miss the Mat Based Excitement!

#EVER 12: Make it Stop!
Club Saturn, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. #EVER Co-Op Championship: Rains(c)[o]/"NEW" Danny Leung(c) beat Shark #1/Shark #1 and DReAM[x]/Rem Lezar via BIG DRIZ x BIG DRIZ x BIG DRIZ x OOOOAAAAHHH x Spear -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Kole: It's really great of Rains to take the youngster "NEW" Danny Leung under his wing like this. They have a title, and they have a new member for SWORD. It'll be interesting to see how Danny Leung does in SWORD. We haven't seen that before.

2. #EVER OpenWeight Championship: Flying Man beat Johnny Starbound(c) via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin -> NEW #EVER OpenWeight Champion!

Kole: HEY! Flying Man didn't follow the script! Flying Man went off script! That controversy will drum up interest!

3. "Inter-Gender" Tag: Ryan Joey/Giant Penis Mascot[o] beat Seethe Rolletty[x]/Butch Manlady via Dick Flop -> Pin

Kole: Three dicks colliding...because Manlady is a woman, and in no way has one, so she's stunning and brave for being in this match. The millennial in the Giant Penis costume off the top with a Flop onto Seethe, who acts like he's used to taking a Penis flopping on him.....Butch Manlady trying to break the pin, but it's too late. Ryan Joey and the Giant Penis Mascot win. *sniff sniff* Anyone else smell smoke? THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE! RUUUUN!

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PART THREE: Watch Out Charlie

Main Lobby of Summers General Hospital - Summers

*We open with Lady M's and Tess entering the main lobby and waiting room of Summers General Hospital. Tess and Lady M's are in the middle of very heated argument.....*

Tess: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! YOU ARE ONE CRAZY ASS BITCH, TALI!

Lady M's: OH, I AM THE CRAZY ONE!

Tess: HELL YES! YOU WERE DRIVING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC!

Lady M's: WELL IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME HOW TO FUCKING GET HERE, I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN LOST!

Tess: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHERE TO GO IN SUMMERS! THIS IS YOUR HOME FUCKING TOWN AFTER ALL! I GUESS I WAS FUCKING WRONG AGAIN!

Lady M's: WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT!

Tess: WELL THANKS!

Lady M's: YOU'RE WELCOME!

*Tess and Lady M's finally calm down and stop yelling at each for moment. Everybody in the waiting room of the hospital is quite relieved, as well. Tess now tells Lady M's calmly....*

Tess: I am gonna go tell the receptionist that we are here.

Lady M's: Please, go do that, Tess. I am just wait here.

Tess: I would hope so, Tali. It is a waiting room.

Lady M's: Don't start with that shit again, Tess.

Tess: OH, believe me. I wouldn't dare dream of it. *Walks off*

Lady M's: Yeah, right. I've got my eyes on YOU!

*Lady M's now gestures as much to Tess as she begins talking to the now very annoyed receptionist. Lady M's now turns back around and almost immediately bumps into somebody. That somebody is a short Edoese man wearing a bowler hat, black vest, and dirty white apron. The impact causes the hat to fall off the man's head. The man now bends over to pick up his hat as Lady M's tells the man.....*

Lady M's: HEY! WATCH OUT CHARLIE!

*The man continues to ignore Lady M's as he dusts his hat off, while Lady M's continues to yell at him....*

Lady M's: HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU, CHARLIE!

*The man now put his hat back on and tells her....*

"Charlie": Yes, you are. You are also being very rude to your elders.

Lady M's: RUDE?! I'M BEING RUDE?!

"Charlie": Yes. I would think so. Plus, you are yelling in a hospital, as well.

Lady M's: WELL, SORRY CHARLIE! I DON'T CARE IF I.....

*Lady M's now stops in mid-sentence and just stares at the man for few moments. He now tells her as she does.....*

"Charlie": And now you are also staring at me.

*Lady M's now snaps out of her stare and tells the man....*

Lady M's: You look familiar. I don't know you, do I, Charlie?

"Charlie": No. You do not. But I know who you are. And I have a bad feeling this won't be our last meeting unfortunately. So until then, have a nice day, TALI.

Lady M's: *In shock* WHAT?!

*The man now tips his hat to Lady M's. He then tells her as he begins to leave the hospital....*

"Charlie": Oh and by the way, my name is NOT Charlie. *Winks*

Lady M's: *shaking her head* Whatever, Charlie.

*The man now exits the hospital and Lady M's catches a glimpse of a logo on the back of the man's black vest. It says "FRYING DRAGON" on it. Lady M's now mouths those words as Tess finally returns. Tess asks Lady M's.....*

Tess: What are you staring at, Tali?

Lady M's: .......

Tess: TALI?!

Lady M's: It was nothing, Tess.

Tess: Uh huh. Whatever. Ready to go see Master Lu.

Lady M's: Yeah. Let's get this over with.

Tess: Alright then, follow me.

Lady M's: Super.

*Lady M's now follows Tess down the long corridors of Summer General Hospital as we close out from there.*

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Outside of Zombie U

Nerma: Great, we're back here, and I have to stand outside with all the shuffling horde crawling into the building, and I- oh we're live? Hey everyone, Nerma here, and I'm VERY VERY excited, to be surrounded by the denizens of Threed, as we see another undead sell out of Zombie U. EBW is heading towards our next big event, and we're getting the scoop for Noah Jennings right now. Come here Noah...but don't get too close. You smell like garlic.

Noah Jennings: I eat garlic, and do sit ups, it's my daily work out habit. That's not important though. What IS important, is that we're going to Euroland, specifically Greecia for EBW: Galaxian Wars! A Single Elimination Tournament, with the winner getting a set of golden armor, called the Golden Cloth, a cash prize, AND a shot at the EBW Triple Crown World Championship.

Nerma: Why Galaxian Wars?

Noah Jennings: It's a reference.

Nerma: I see.

Noah Jennings: It goes back in the local history. It was a fight tournament created by the Graude Foundation, in order to reunite the Bronze Ring Saints. These Saints would compete in the ring for the various Guardians, like Athena.

Nerma: Oh, so really historical stuff here?

Noah Jennings: Yeah, it goes all the way back to the 80's.

Nerma: *sigh* Oh...of course it does. Thought it was more "historical" than that.

Noah Jennings: Well, it's not! Now, let's head inside, and entertain these wonderful zombies. Tonight, we have a Triple Crown World Championship main event!

Nerma: We do?! Benji is getting his shot tonight?

Noah Jennings: Oh, it's more than that, and I'm going to let him tell everyone.

EBW: Xcite

The Dan Club were standing in the ring, with the crowd chanting...well undead moaning for Benjamin...

Benjamin: Thank you all so much. It's funny, if I were home I'd be using a light element weapon to slay all of you, but...I probably shouldn't start with that. Heh. I'm just kidding. It's obvious this is a different place, with different rules, and I'm adjusting. I'm getting better, and used to more of the eccentricities of this place. I just got FlicksNet for instance. However, some things will always stand true in any place or era. Honor. Honor is what binds me to my family in Dan Club, and honor is what is going to explain what I do next. I have a shot at the Triple Crown World Championship. It's the biggest match of my career, and biggest night of my life. It doesn't feel right though. It's just not right. I know why. I truly know why. Los Tiburon, you were cheated out of your shot, and I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I didn't do this for you. I want you in the match. w00t versus myself versus Los Tiburon. LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN!

w00t: You're a damn fool "Benji". You don't screw yourself over like this! Get it in your head, you have a chance, to glimpse this title. You have a chance to compete with the best ever, and you just made it that much harder on yourself. You were never going to win, but now you're going to get hurt even more!

Benjamin: It's my decision to make, and I'm making it.

w00t was on the stage, but turned to the crowd, as Los Tiburon made his way through.

Los Tiburon: My boy, you have honor and balls, you're a fucking maniac like me, and I like that! I won't go easy on you, but just know that you'll forever have my gratitude! My fight is with his "dog" KYO, but I won't pass this up! I'm in!

w00t: You're both imbeciles, and you WILL pay for this!

Bashin Dan: Proud of you Benji.

Jammer: I wouldn't have done it. Tiburon is crazy. But hey man....you do you. It's your Slam to Jam. Take that ball and SHOOT FOR THE HOOP!

Benjamin: ...I still don't get what you're saying Jammer, but I appreciate the effort.

EBW: Xcite
Zombie U, Threed
Strike TV

1. Singles: KAITO beat Dangerous D via Front Kick -> TKO

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, and this some WORK RATE right here! KAITO is still unaffiliated, but he's proving that needs to change, with a sold effort against the mad man Dangerous D. Glad he's back, but this isn't his night, as he eats a Front Kick, that's floored him for the third time. He isn't getting back up. The Ref is calling it. A TKO victory for KAITO, the Edo Yensation.

2. Singles: Maurice beat Fighter Daron via Triangle Choke -> Referee Stoppage

Nerma: Maurice showing off his versatility here. He was always the striker, but now he's got Fighter Daron on the mat. Daron is fight back, he's on top, but he's in Maurice's guard. The ground and pound is not working, as Maurice catches him in the Triangle Choke. He's not tapping. The man that Tack forgot is blacking out. That's a Referee Stoppage. KAITO was watching that fight from the stage. We might be getting that bout down the line. KAITO needs an Agent to hook that up.

3. EBW Television Championship No Rules: Trevor Mach(c) beat Hotlanta via Burning Machismo through Table -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Makoto Angel: Tack's friend came out like a mad man, swinging that chair, and throwing it into the ring! Generator was out too, and Mach threw him to Mav Valetine. That's not working out too well for Mav, but I guess Mach wanted him to "get a piece" too. Hotlanta hitting forearms with his arm wrapped in barbed wire. This is too bloody for me.

Tommy Dukes: Tagging in! Trevor is setting up a table! He's basically asking to be put through it. You know, he who sets it up goes through it! But no, he's powering out of the attempt by Hotlanta. He's countering! BURNING MACHISMO THROUGH THE TABLE!? NO, IT DIDN'T BREAK! I AM THE TABLE! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN! He didn't shrug like an indie moron, he's just making sure he gets it done! BURNING MACHISMO THROUGH THE TABLE! 1-2-3! A big title defense for Trevor Mach, as he drags his title and his "protege" to the back. Generator is checking on Hotlanta, and yelling out that he wants a shot next. He's following Mach to the back.

Trevor Mach: You all see that?! THAT is what happens when you piss me off! Hotlanta is tough as they come, but that bastard pissed me off, and he was DAMN SURE going through that table. You alright Mav?

Mav Valentine: I...I...

Trevor Mach: He's fine. Pick yourself up. I-

Generator: Hey asshole, you think we're done?! EBW: Dark doesn't stop! You have me next! I want a shot at you and that title!

Trevor Mach: Didn't work out so well for you last time.

Generator: Like I care about last time. I see you now, and I see a rabid dog that needs to be put down!

Trevor Mach: Always with the rabid dog references. It's like you all know animal violence really pisses me off. You want my blood boiling?! You got it! You want a shot?! You got that too. I'll put you down like I did Hotlanta, but let's mix it up. "Critical Style". You in?

Generator: The man, the myth, the ego. You create YET ANOTHER style huh? I'm in, but God, why don't you just wrestle yourself!

Trevor Mach: I would if I could....BITCH.
 
4. EBW World Tag #1 Contender: Amigo[o]/Ishihiro Tomo beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x], and Tack Angel/Ness via Olympic Slam -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Our Home Army off to a rocky start here, with Amy Angel coaching them from the outside, but we also have Sal Paradise leading his Collection. Ghoulish Randy no Kachi and LG Rod are getting  a shot because we're in Threed, but I don't see it happening. Amigo with the Olympic Slam on Rod and the pin. Paradise Collection will get a shot at the tag titles, but will it be before or after the RagnaRockers get their shot?

Makoto Angel: Poor Tacky Star Boy, I know he's trying so hard to get this Fight Camp off the ground. *sniff*

Nerma: It's just one match. Relax. He's surely going to go after w00t again soon anyways.

Makoto Angel: He's going to work his way up to it. He needs some momentum, and positive energy.

Nerma: What are you doing?

Makoto Angel: Holding out my hands, giving him my positive energy.

Nerma: ....Right. Of course you are. Makes total sense.

5. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender: Valarie Dorado beat Troian via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission

Nerma: Troian is trying to copy the highly athletic and technical Valarie Dorado, but her mimic skills are only going to get her so far. Val is better as being Val than Troian, it's just that simple. She should have tried something else, but it's too late! Cross Armbreaker off that lariat attempt, and Troian is tapping out! Valarie Dorado will get a shot at Kimber Blaze and the Women's Television Championship.

6. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: w00t(c) beat Benjamin and Los Tiburon[x] via wKo -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: This main event has had HEART and SOUL, as Benji and Tiburon try to wrest the title from the clutches of EBW: Dark, while also trying to take it from each other. A lesson in the lures of temptation here, but you have to give credit to Benjamin for staying true to himself. w00t with the wKo attempt on Tiburon, but he was thrown off. Benji with the SPEAR! 1-2-w00t broke it up! That was close! The Dan Club's own Warrior of Light, was a fraction of second away from becoming the World Champion. w00t with the Northern Lights Suplex on Benjamin. He could go for the pin, but he wants that wKo so badly, that's he giving Tiburon time to sneak up behind him with the roll up! 1-2-BENJI BROKE IT UP! SO CLOSE! This has been great, but wait, here comes KYO. He's slithering to the ring. The Lucha Soldados are trying to run out and stop him, but Mike, OD, Ortega, and Magnum PT are blocking them off. This is turning into anarchy! He's got the Hell Claw on BENJAMIN! Los Tiburon is distracted! He wants to help the kid that brought him back to the title picture. BUT HE'S NOT LOOKING AT W00T! wKo! 1-2-3! w00t retains, but barely! Dammit! Tiburon is struggling to get to KYO, but here comes the Dan Club to finally run him off. w00t is escaping with his crew, but the Dan Club are trying to get a piece. The Lucha Soldados are trying to get a piece, but they can't get to him. Wait...what is that music?




Tommy Dukes: DRAGON SHIRYU?! The Dragon is back! w00t backed right into the Ring Saint, who is battering him! HERE IT COMES!

Dragon Shiryu: ROZAN SHORYU-HA!

Tommy Dukes: HE JUST UPPERCUT w00t INTO THE AIR AND INTO THE EBW: DARK PILE! THIS IS CRAZY! Is Dragon Shiryu throwing down a challenge!? Does he want a shot at w00t?! What a statement! ALL HAIL THE DRAGON!

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PART FOUR: Greed Is Good

Intensive Care Wing of Summers General Hospital - Summers

*We now open with Lady M's and Tess getting off the elevator leading into the Intensive Care Wing of the hospital. Lady M's now tells Tess as they walk down the hallway towards the waiting area near Master Lu's room.....*

Lady M's: So let me get this straight, the Frying Dragon is the restaurant that provided most of the free catering for the wrestlers at past SPARKLE events?

Tess: Yes, that's correct. Let's just say it was an arrangement that was worked out many years ago by some like minded individuals.

Lady M's: That make sense. Explains why most of the free catering was Edoese style food.

Tess: Exactly. And it tasted pretty good, in my opinion.

Lady M's: ANYTHING free tastes good, Tess.

Tess: *laughs* You got that right, nothing beats free nowadays.

*A man wearing expensive shades and a high priced business suit now now interupts them....*

Man In Shades: Oh I will have to agree to disagree on that statement, Tess. In my opinion, nothing beats the finer things in life. Cause as they say, GEED IS GOOD.

*Both Tess and Lady M's now turn to see that it is.......*

Lady M's: LITTLE MAC!

Little Mac: *Takes off shades* Lady M's. And please, it's Mister Mac, now. And no hard feelings, business is always business. *Extends hand*

Lady M's: Heh, alright. *Shakes Mac's hand* So Mister Mac, what are you doing here?

Mister Mac: As I said business is business, but this is personal for me too. Cause I am here for the same reason that you are.

Lady M's: Master Lu.

Mister Mac: Yes. I figured it was time to pay my final respects to my old mentor.

Lady M's: And bet it's the first time you ever had to pay for anything too.

Mister Mac: HA! And I bet it's the first time you ever did anything sober.

Lady M's: I'll have you know, I have quit drinking.

Mister Mac: Then I guess we'll just have to wait and see how long that lasts. *Puts back on shades* And judging from what my dear old mentor wants tell you now, it's gonna be very LONG night for you. *Laughs*

Lady M's: And what the hell to you mean by that, Mac?

Mister Mac: Just wait, you'll see. And guarantee you're gonna love it. Cause I know I will. *Laughs*

*Mister Mac now begins to make his exit down the hallway to leave the Intensive Care Wing. He tells the still confused Lady M's as he does.....*

Mister Mac: OH! And Tali....

Lady M's: WHAT?!

Mister Mac: Tell Subculture, if you see that dirty street dog, I said "Hi". *Laughs*

Lady M's: OH, I WILL!

*Mister Mac now leaves as Lady M's mouths to herself....*

Lady M's: You fucking asshole.

Tess: *Shaking her head* You shouldn't have done that, Tali.

Lady M's: Oh come on, Tess. You know Mac is a greedy asshole only interested in himself and his investments.

Tess: True. And one of those investments happens to concern the future of SPARKLE.

Lady M's: You have got to be shitting me, Tess.

Tess: Afraid not. Mac has kept SPARKLE alive through his investments out of respect for Master Lu.

Lady M's: That's not good. Hopefully that doesn't bite SPARKLE in it's ass in the future.

Tess: We'll just have to wait and see. But Master Lu can't wait and see.

Lady M's: Nice segway, Tess.

Tess: Thanks, I learned from the best.

Lady M's: Didn't we all, Tess. Didn't we all.

*A familiar but unexpected voice now interupts them from down the hall, outside the door to Master Lu's room.....*

Voice: AND SO DID I!

*Lady M's and Tess now look down the hall as a different looking, but familiar woman in a black dress walks towards them to greet them. She now tells Lady M's......*

Woman In Black: Especially from YOU, Tali!

*The woman now extends her hand towards Lady M's as she looks her over. Lady M's  now exclaims....*

Lady M's: MIA?!

*Mia now begins to grin as she tells them.....*

Mia: That's right, bitch. I'M BACK!

*We now close out from there with Mia still extending her hand towards Lady M's.*

TO BE CONTINUED.....

-

Neo Crystal Fourside

Aly Smash stood at the front gate, trying to get in...

Aly Smash: Look Penguin, I need to get in here. You know who I am. Please, open the gate.

Penguin: Qua!

Aly Smash: What list?! No, I don't think I'd be on a list! I-

Amy Angel: Aly Smash? Penguin, let her in.

Penguin: Qua.

Amy Angel: Mind your language around the guests Penguin, or I'll tell Tack I caught you drinking again.

Penguin: Qua....Qua...

Amy Angel: Fine, I'll tell your wife.

Penguin: QUA!

Amy Angel: Aly Smash, we don't normally see you come around here, but I'm guessing I know why.

Aly Smash: I was looking for Trevor and Justice?

Amy Angel: You've come to the right place, though I'm not sure where they are in this place. It's just too damn big.

Penguin: Qua.

Amy Angel: He's with the kids?!

Amy was running to the children's play room, with Aly Smash behind him.

Aly Smash: This really isn't that big of a deal I don't think.

Amy Angel: Last time he was with the kids he tried to show them Death Wish 3.

Aly Smash: *gasp* That's the bloodiest one.

Amy Angel: A fact I'm VERY aware of now! Let's-

Amy opened the door to see Trevor sitting on the floor, holding Justice, surrounded by all of the Angel daughters as they drew pictures.

Trevor Mach: Those all look great girls. Really good. You know, I was just thinking that you and your family and friends, could do stuff like this all the time. You could have an art festival, and include whatever you like to do. You could draw, or paint, or dance. You could cook or sing. There are many ways of saying who you are and how you feel. Ways, that can be so helpful, and don't hurt yourself or others.

Trevor looked down at the sleeping Justice and smiled.

Trevor Mach: I'm proud of you, you know that? I hope you do. These pictures are great. They'll all be different from the others, but they're yours, and that's what's important.

Amy slowly closed the door and backed away.

Amy Angel: What the hell was that just now?

Aly Smash: Uh....parenthood?

Amy Angel: Does it say something that his genuine side scares me more? You want to go in there and get them?

Aly Smash: No, he's so full of anger most of the time. Let the Wolf rest a little while. Wait...I just want to make sure I saw what I think I saw.

Aly reopened the door quietly and looked over to the side to see Mav Valentine laying on the floor, kicking his feet in the air while drawing with crayons.

Aly Smash: Yeah....yeah that's what I thought.

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Time Force HQ

Degrees was standing in front of a dry erase board, talking with his team.

Degrees: Alright team, we know that the timeline isn't what it used t be, but it was NOT because of Jekkar and his Zenitts....so we technically didn't fail right?

Jackson Kain: Apparently, I starred in a movie where I play a Crime Solving Rabbi! I'm not Jewish Doc! I don't remember being in that movie at all!

Degrees: I thought Rabbi PI was one of your best movies.

Jackson Kain: YOU'VE SEEN IT!?

Nosan: Yeah, and apparently, I was once a member of SWORD.

Gemma: No, that happened in the other timeline too.

Nosan: Oh...well then...guess it's just me then.

Faris Angel: I don't think anything has changed on my end, but I could've sworn my hair used to be pink.

Degrees: Oh no, it's purple now!

Faris Angel: It was always purple. That was a test, to see if you were paying attention. Obviously you were not.

Degrees: Oh that's not fair! I'm a married man Faris! I-

Tack Angel: SO...THIS IS WHERE I FIND YOU!

Faris Angel: Tack?! How did you get here?! What are you doing here?! Why were you looking for me?!

Tack Angel: Looking for you? What are you talking about Faris. I didn't know you were here wife. I was looking for MY DRY ERASE BOARD! Degrees took it!

Degrees: Borrowed it! I needed to do an audit of time changes and-

Tack Angel: Time?

Gemma: Oh boy.

Nosan: *sigh*

Jackson Kain: Way to go Doc.

Faris Angel: Uh oh.

Tack Angel: You're uh....you're dealing with time travel you say?

Faris Angel: Tack, I was told I couldn't tell you because-

Tack Angel: That dang law right? Stupid law. Sure, I dabbled in time travel. Sure, I made sure I have been Mars Champion for over 100 years. Sure, I accidentally made sure my Grandfather didn't die in WWII, thereby altering the timeline. However....I don't think...I don't....hey can I use your time device?!

Degrees: Absolutely not! We're-

Faris Angel: Wait!

Degrees: Huh?

Faris Angel: *whispering* He still doesn't know what we're up to. He just knows you have a time machine. Just let him use it once, if he'll agree not to pry anymore.

Degrees: Alright....alright I guess we can...uh...take the risk. Tack, you can use it ONE TIME, but what is it you want to do?

Tack Angel: Heh, I will put right what ONCE WENT WRONG!

Threed - Some Time Ago...

Randy no Kachi and LG Rod were walking down the street together, broing it up and being the best heel besties they could be...

Randy no Kachi: Best buddy, we have to figure out how we're going to get back into EBW! We gotta get those titles, and let them know that YES, heels can be friends AND be successful.

LG Rod: You just covered it all bro! You're my best friend bro! I love you bro!

Randy no Kachi: I love you too bro! Oh look a butterfly in the road! I'll-

Tack Angel: NO!

Randy no Kachi: Huh?

Tack Angel: DO NOT run out into the street! You'll get hit by a car! THEN, LG Rod would try and come save you and get hit too! You'd both die!

Randy no Kachi: Wow, I didn't think of it like that, but you're right!

LG Rod: Heels often don't follow the rules, BUT saving one's best friend is more important.

Randy no Kachi: Thanks you goody two shoes face guy.

LG Rod: Yeah, we appreciate the help, face that we abhor.

Tack Angel: Whew...I did it. I saved their lives!

Death: Uh....no.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Tack turned around to see the skeletal form of the Grim Reaper behind him.

Tack Angel: Oh hey, you're Trevor's friend right? What are you doing here?

Death: What are YOU doing here? Messing with destiny? It's a fixed point dude. These guys die here, and that's the end of it. You undo that, and you unravel everything. PLUS, I already made them ghouls, and that takes effort, and SO MUCH paperwork. Gotta keep it canon my man.

Tack Angel: Canon?

Death walked up to LG Rod and snapped his neck.

Tack Angel: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Death walked over to Randy no Kachi and snapped his neck too.

Tack Angel: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Death: Yeah yeah....nooooo and what not. Get back in your timeline.

Tack Angel: *sniff* ....Yes sir.

Death: Oh, and avoid wheat threshers until AT LEAST 2020.

Time Force HQ

Tack Angel reappeared in the room, and threw the Time Shifter to Degrees.

Tack Angel: Take it! *sniff* Stupid Death. I don't even want to time travel anymore. *sniff*

-

PrimeTime Challenge

Announcer: And now, it's time for the PrimeTime Challenge, with Apple Kid. Orange Kid might show up too.

Apple Kid: Welcome to the PrimeTime Challenge! We have a huge show today. I know last week, we were sort of just playing catch up, but look, we have our NEW SET! It's....it's just a green screen...chairs...and this desk. Thanks for that Orange.

Orange Kid: This is NOT my fault. I expected the best, and they couldn't cut it! I poured the whole budget for the show into it and-

Apple Kid: Oh, I'm SOOO aware that you did that. This is fine. It's fine. I'm fine with this. Just glad to be inside, and not on a bus. We finally have a place to call home for the show....which we will be leaving immediately, as EBW heads to Greecia, for a series of shows called the "Galaxian Wars Tour". So...at least we get to use it now.

Orange Kid: You're welcome.

Apple Kid: Don't even. We have some big guests tonight, and some matches. Let's get started with our first guest, who only agreed to appear via satellite...even though I think he's in the building? It's weird. Los Tiburon everyone. Orange, you want to say something before he comes out?

Orange Kid: Oh no, not this time. I'm good. I don't want to mess with that guy.

Los Tiburon: A wise choice Orange, for I will GRAPPLE YOU TO THE GROUND, and toss you away like garbage, should you speak ill of me or my Luchador brothers!

Orange Kid: And I still get mean mugged. It's not fair.

Apple Kid: Tiburon, it's great to have you on. I'm surprised you didn't scream that entire promo. You seem actually chill...at least for you.

Los Tiburon: Tiburon has had much to think about this last week. I have become engulfed in a blood lust, trying to get to KYO, and in the midst of it, I am reminded of honor by a young man named Benjamin. A man who didn't have to offer me what he did, but he did out of the kindness of his heart. It cost him....KYO got to him. I was pinned by w00t, because I was more concerned for him, than I was winning the Championship in that moment. A rush of emotions, that normally do not dwell in me, when I have this mask on. I wonder, if I can keep my words separate for much longer, and who will win out in the end.

Orange Kid: The hell is he talking about?

Apple Kid: Yeah, I know you don't get it, so just sit back and watch this great match coming up. Tiburon, we thank you for joining us. We have a match of yours coming up next, where you team with Kiva and El Mago to take on the Shark Pack!

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Trios: Los Tiburon[o]/Kiva/El Mago beat Johnny Starbound/Shark #1[x]/Shark #2 via Brainbuster -> Pin

Apple Kid: Starbound was a kid with potential. He was on his way up. After the Thrillers disbanded, he just seemed to fall the way side. He had his feuds with Dan and Jammer, but now he's trying to be a Shark? It's just not working out.

Orange Kid: The kid is great, and he was the right attitude.

Apple Kid: The ego?

Orange Kid: Call it whatever you want. He's got a top team in his Fight Camp, and I'm sure he can defeat these Luchadors and-

Apple Kid: Tiburon with the Brainbuster on Shark #1, and he gets the pin!

Orange Kid: ...He didn't get pinned, so my point still stands.

-

Apple Kid: That was a great display from the Luchadors. They really are some of the best in the sport. Their Fight Camp will get more notoriety I'm sure, now that Rey Dorado is their Agent. He wants them to work for us, and to do the excursions to Anahauc. I see that as the only down side for them with us, but the pay and exposure could lead to big things. We'll see how it plays out. Next, we have a different sort of guest, who we hope can enlighten us on the situation involving Los Tiburon and KYO. KYO attacked this man in his own Church, and we need to hear from him. Father Sergio, is-

Orange Kid: Oh great, we have a Priest coming on the show? "Oh look at me, I believe in God, and not Dark Matter." Spare me the fairy tales! I believe in SCIENCE, and I have no use for-

Apple Kid: LIVE....in the studio....let's bring him out.

Orange Kid: .....

Father Sergio: I thank you. Thank you so much for having me on your program. It's an honor and privilege to enjoy this wonderful day with the both of you.

Orange Kid: Really?

Father Sergio: Yes my child, you're special, both of you are. Everyone is really, and we all have our own thoughts and feelings, that make us special and different, not just in the eyes of God, but in each other.

Orange Kid: ....Huh.

Apple Kid: Father Sergio, that's a very nice sentiment, but what about what happened with KYO?

Father Sergio: ...He's a troubled soul, but one that can be saved.

Orange Kid: What, by reading an old book?

Father Sergio: Reading any book is a good start to engage a hungry mind Orange. I think it might take more than that to reach him, but I'm willing to try.

Apple Kid: But why would he attack YOU though?

Father Sergio: I speak with many on this roster, and maybe he thought he could get to them through me?

Apple Kid: Yes, we have heard that you spend time with Trevor Mach, and that seems to have helped, at least in the parenting side?

Father Sergio: Mr. Mach, like everyone, is a work of art inside of sculpting clay. I don't form that clay, but I give some the tools they need to do so. Personally, I'm more inclined to believe he found himself through many avenues, and while he still uses rage and anger as a weapon, he's learned that other tools are better suited to being a parent. Now, if I could just get him to tone down the violence, and language, when the children are NOT around, but I'll count my blessings, and take what I've gotten. It's such a blessing to be able to help people.

Orange Kid: ....Huh...you're not like I expected. Normally I would have been punched by now.

Father Sergio: Violence is not the language I use to speak. I have a different calling Orange, just like you do. Spirituality and Science can go hand in hand you know? They say the first sip of Science is Atheism, but you'll find God at the bottom of the glass. Not preaching to you, just something to think about. An open mind is a really great thing.

Apple Kid: So many wonderful things you're saying here, but what about KYO and-

Orange Kid: Shhh! Let the man talk Apple!

Father Sergio: My job and your job are very similar I think actually. We are servants to an extent. We are chosen to meet the deeper needs of those who watch and listen. We tell people through one medium or another that life is not cheap. It's the greatest mystery of all, and it's our job to explore it together. We need to remind people about all the good in life. How do we make goodness attractive? By doing whatever we can to bring courage to those whose lives move near our own. By treating our neighbor, at least as well as we treat ourselves, and allowing THAT to inform all that we do. Who in your life has been such a servant to you? Who has helped you love the good that grows within you? Let's take 10 seconds, to think of some of those people who have loved us, and wanted the best for us in life. Just 10 seconds of silence. I'll watch the time.

Apple Kid: Yeah but-

Orange Kid: SHHHH!!

Apple Kid: .....

Orange Kid: .....

Apple Kid: .....

Orange Kid: .....

Apple Kid: .....

Father Sergio: No matter where they are, either here of in Heaven, imagine how pleased they must be to know that you thought of them now. We only have one life to live on this Earth, and we should use it to spread love and-

The screen cut to black, and KYO appeared from the darkness.

KYO: You can fool them, but you can't fool me. You certainly can't fool yourself. You can no longer be two things. You must become one, and you WILL become the the monster, because I will bring it out in you. I'm....lonely. This world needs more monsters. We will show them together. I will bring out your monster. Hahahahaha!

The screen cut back to the set.

Apple Kid: Sorry about that Father, and sorry to the folks at home. I guess we got interrupted there.

Father Sergio: .....That man chooses to demean this life. I choose to cherish it.

Orange Kid: *sniff* ....I uh...I need to rethink some things. You're a good man Father Sergio....a good man. *sniff*

Apple Kid: ...I can't tell if he's genuine or not, so we'll just end the show on a maybe positive note?
 

Time Force Mobile HQ

It's literally Jackson Kain's RV...

Degrees: *on the phone* Uh huh....you're sure? Alright, thanks for that Apple. I'll keep it under advisement. Alright team, we have another instance of time discrepancies. The "Summers Incident" has definitely shifted our timeline. It explains the inconsistencies for sure.

Jackson Kain: Right...it's that and NOT bad booking and horrible memory. We'll blame space time for this instead. Hey, how bout that Mandela Effect too.

Degrees: You don't have to play the skeptic Kain.

Jackson Kain: It's for a new movie role I'm auditioning for.

Degrees: We haven't had activity from our enemy since we used the Time Fliers to destroy Jekkar, but I can't help but think that they may try and take advantage of these paradoxes that are forming in the time line.

Faris Angel: What do you mean by that?

Degrees: Well, things are in a state of flux, where they have and haven't happened. For example, I remember a time when Tack Angel was accused of being Hades, but it turned out not to be him. Now, Dragon Shiryu, the accuser, is making the claim again, claiming that he never changed his mind on this matter.

Jackson Kain: And we're sure he didn't just forget? We're sure he's not just bad as his job here?

Degrees: .....

Jackson Kain: Right. Sorry.

Nosan: I remember being a member of SWORD.

Degrees: Yeah again, that actually happened Nosan.

Nosan: Oh.

Gemma: ....*sigh*...

Degrees: Uh...let's break for now, but be ready. When the Zenitts attack, they tend to do so during #EVER events, and #EVER isn't coming back until next week, but we can't be too careful.

The group dispersed, but Degrees stuck around with Gemma.

Degrees: You...uh...you alright?

Gemma: No. I'm really not.

Degrees: Want to talk about it?

Gemma: I didn't get my Cloth back. I entered that Tournament, hoping to change hearts and minds about my abilities, and to prove to myself that I can be the best, but I just couldn't get it done.

Degrees: Hey, you shouldn't feel bad about that. You made a big splash there. You won your first match, when people weren't expecting you to.

Gemma: I beat SYLVIE! If you consider that an upset, I must be worse than I thought.

Degrees: You've been focused on other things. You're saving the world. You're saving time.

Gemma: What is that getting us? We do what you tell us we need to do, and the timeline apparently got scrambled anyways, so we failed at that too.

Degrees: The uh...."scrambling" was unrelated to our mission. You just need to focus on what you CAN control. Does uh...Firebrand talk to you about these things? He doesn't seem to be a present husband and-

Gemma: Firebrand is the best, and the most caring person I know, but you think he wants that shit on camera?! Our private life is just that...private...except for what I just revealed....on camera...so I failed at that too. I just...I just need time to get over this. Heh....time...get it? Get the irony? I'm out of here.

Degrees: *sigh*

Jackson Kain: It could be worse you know.

Degrees: Yeah?

Jackson Kain: You could've told her in the unaltered timeline she WAS supposed to win that Tournament.

Degrees: You're right...it could be worse.

Faris Angel: ....Wait...Tack is Hades?!

Circle Circle Outdoor Gym

Several wrestlers were hard at work training. Some of them were actually #EVER talent trying to improve, surprisingly enough. Los Tiburon was training with Rains for all people...

Los Tiburon: I make it my business to work with the masked wrestlers. One day, if you want it, you can join the Lucha Soldados.

Rains: #EVER is the Cloud of the Big Drizz, but the Big Drizz appreciates the offer. You're welcome into my Cloud any time. I'm also a believer such as yourself. Condensation bringing me back from that explosion proved that.

Los Tiburon: Excellent my friend. Would you pray with me?

Rains: I will.

The two prayed together, which caught the attention of Seethe Rolletty.

Seethe Rolletty: HEY! You guys know there is no one up there right?! As the NEW Locker Room Leader, I have to put a stop to this right nooooow! Reee!

Rains: Hey Butch Manlady, can you come control your wife over here?

Seethe Rolletty: GRRR! How dare you! I'm the Tarps Layer! The REAL Best Bout Machine! I'm SO MAD that you don't think I'm the ACE! I have more money! More money Rains! I have it!

In a fit of impotent rage, Seethe Rolletty kicked over Senor Box's sand castle. How the hell did that even get made? The kick blew up the ticking time bomb that was Seethe's worthless knee, but he tried to hold in the pain, only shedding a tear.

Seethe Rolletty: I'm fine! I'm totally not injury or accident prone! Principal Borden and Cheeky Finn injured themselves!

Rain: I don't know who the hell they are, but you're on MY CLOUD, and it's not dense enough for both us. It's time you "Rain Down" on the mat, when the Big Drizz "Rains" on your parade.

Los Tiburon: Wait...is he the rain in this allegory, or the one getting rained on?

Seethe Rolletty: YOU'RE ON! NO ONE LIKES! THEY ALL LOVE ME! THEY UPGRADED TO CURTAINS BECAUSE OF ME!

Rains: Correction, they didn't like me before, but then I blew up, got better, and now I'm over. You? They hate you more than they ever hated me. You're literally the lowest drawing Champion in #EVER history. *cocks fist* *cocks fist* *cocks fist* Sufferin' succotash, that's bad, but a little "Rain" will wash away this problem, when the Big Drizz takes the FTW LOL Prop next week.

Seethe Rolletty: YOU'RE ON! *sniff* *sniff* I'M POPULAR DAMMIT!

Butch Manlady picked up Seethe and carried him away.

Los Tiburon: No seriously, how did Senor Box make that Sand Castle?

-

Outside of Ad Aesim Colosseum

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Greecia tourist of Wrestling, and MAN, this country is full of spectacle and wonder! So many pillars and steps. So many columns. So many. Columns everywhere. We also have THIS...this GIANT Colosseum behind me. How did you miss that? It's the ancient Colosseum of Ad Aesim, a proving ground for those who would be Ring Saints. I think us being here means that the roster is...AT LEAST as good as like....the Bronze Ring Saints right? I'd say Silver, but I've never met one, and for some reason, I assume they are weaker than-oh wait here comes a GOLD Ring Saint. That is to say, she inherited the Cloth of a Gold Ring Saint after winning the Gemini Gold Tournament. It's Erica, along with Women's Television Champion Valarie Dorado, and 21st Century Foxx. It's Elevation. Welcome ladies!

Erica: ....I don't want to talk to you. Where is Nerma? Where is anyone BUT you?

Tommy Dukes: I-

Erica: It's fine. Whatever. You see this gold I'm wearing? It's a different type of gold than what EBW is used to. It's not a title belt. It's not woman who is literally named Gold. It is the Gold Cloth, a historic relic, and proof of my superior talent in the ring. You know, it should NOT have taken all these years. It should NOT have taken this long. I have proven myself time and time again to people and critics, and I separate the two, because critics are NOT people to me. They are leaches, leaching off my successes and failures. Well, I don't need you. I needed THIS apparently. Now I have it. Sorry Gemma, but you're not Gemini anymore. I AM! This is mine, and I have "Elevated" it.

Valarie Dorado: I am happy for Erica, but let's not forget it's not the only success in Elevation. I am the NEW EBW Women's Televi-

Erica: No Valarie, we're not talking about you right now. We're talking about me! Foxx, don't you DARE try to chime in either, because you're both in my shadow right now. I am where I need to be. Where I always should have been. Elevation was always my baby. My design. My destiny. I'm taking it back from you Dorado. As of right now, I'm the leader, and if you don't like it, you can take a hike.

Valarie Dorado: I think that "gold" is going to your head. Remember who has the money. She who has the money makes the rules. Not YOU.

Erica: If that's true, do something about it. Right now. Take your shot.

Valarie Dorado: .....

Erica: That's what I thought. You're not in my league. I was a fool to ever try being humble to you. I was humble to M's once. I was her protege, and her biggest fan. She should have been mine. I was better. She should have been mine. Now, you can be my biggest fans. Let's go. I SAID LET'S GO!

Valarie Dorado: I don't need this...I'm out.

21st Century Foxx: .....

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Where are you going? Valarie and Erica were supposed to take part in a 4-Team Tag for the #1 Contendership for the Women's World Tag Team Championships. That was the semi-main for the night! Doesn't look like they're on the same page now. Yikes. Wait...who wouldn't want to talk to me? I'm Tommy! I'm a nice guy!

The screen cut to a montage of the combatants in the Galaxian Wars Tournament speaking about their upcoming matches...

Bashin Dan: Ishihiro Tomo is a monster of a man. He might be one of the few guys I'm actually taller than, but when I'm in the ring with him, it always feels like he's towering over me with his power and presence. He is inhuman, and I am excited for the opportunity to battle him. I am at my best again, and that means I want to be the one to topple the "Genius" w00t. Benjamin and Los Tiburon both deserved their shots, but now I want a shot. This is the ticket.

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Ishihiro Tomo: .....

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Maurice: It hasn't taken long for people to notice that the Paradise Collection is the real deal. We're working hard, training harder, and doing everything in our power to make sure we're never homeless again. Well...that last one is mostly just me. Seriously....never again.

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Benjamin: I've never fought this Maurice before, but I'm told he's a talented fighter from EBW's earlier days. If I want to keep this momentum going, I have to Spear through him. Or perhaps...it's time to come up with something more powerful? Eh, I'm sure the Spear will work out just fine for me.

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Firebrand X: Tack is a friend. I don't say that about many people. I don't like most people. I want to hurt most people. They piss me off. I want to burn them to the ground and....I'm sorry what was the question?

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Tack Angel: I don't take anyone lightly, but Firebrand X is a scary guy. We're had some tough fights before. I've beaten him, and he's beaten me. I think he knows my game plan by this point, so I have to get not just serious, but super duper serious for this one. If I want my shot at w00t, to become the Triple Crown World Champion, and paint that Gold Cloth silver, I need to go places I haven't been yet.

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Dragon Shiryu: Athena beckons. She wishes to see a worthy Ring Saint don the Gold Cloth. I will do everything in my power to rise to the occasion, and if necessary, crush the reincarnation of Hades, should he cross my path.

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Kinniku Mike: That punk Shiryu is so worried about "Hades", when his hell is right here baby. Look at these Strong Tits! EBW: Dark brand Strong Tits, meaning I'm not coming out alone, and when I beat you, and anyone else in my way, we'll paint that Gold Cloth black!

Tack Angel: *from a distance* Don't steal my idea!

Kinniku Mike: I'M GONNA!

Tack Angel: *from a distance* Awwwww.

EBW: Xcite "Galaxian Wars 2019"

The show opened with the Edo Yensation KAITO, standing in the ring.

KAITO: You all can have your Tournament in just a bit, but I'm going to speak my peace first. I came all the way from EDO, to become the hot commodity of a company that seriously, desperately needed some new blood, that was better and cooler than anything that came before. I can wrestle like the best. I an undefeated in MMA. I have been MONEY everywhere I go. So sure, I get everyone asking me to join their Fight Camp. "Help train the talent." "Work your way up with US." "When you reach the Main Event, we'll make sure you get the money and fights your deserve." Empty promises. If I get anywhere, it's because of ME, and MY TALENT! You all want me to start at the bottom? I don't do that. I didn't get signed for that. Jennings, he has an eye for talent, but he's a fool for not immediately putting me in big money matches. How can I draw your house if you don't put me in the Tournament Jennings? It's because I don't have a Fight Camp? I-

Trevor Mach: Like to bitch a lot, and complain a lot, and just make a big ol' fuss about nothing eh? Yeah, you're not new or original. Too many people have been standing where you're standing, and I always have to be the guy to come shut you up. I'm not in the Tournament either. It's for the same reason. No Fight Camp. Tough shit. It is what it is. What you do instead, is you make your mark, by picking your own fights.

KAITO: It's the "War Wolf" everyone! Here because no one is paying attention to him, because all eyes are on me. I don't want or need your advice old man. You like to act like you're still relevant but-

Trevor Mach: This title, and these fresh scars, say I'm more relevant than ever, and if I'm not I choose to make myself relevant whenever I want.

KAITO: Because you have the "stroke"?

Trevor Mach: Because I have the balls! It's all about making a mark. Taking a shot. Having the balls to be a fucking BAD MAN! Like my boy Mav here. He wants that shot, don't you Mav?

Mav Valentine: Uh...I-

Trevor Mach: Of course you do. So go up there, and kick that guy's ass.

Mav Valentine: ...Alright?

KAITO: Oh that's rich. Fine, I'll take the match, but I better get paid for it Jennings, and when it's over, I'm not through with you Mach. It's funny that you're throwing him into the way of the bus like this.

Trevor Mach: Just want to make sure you're not wasting my time kid.

EBW: Xcite "Galaxian Wars 2019"
Ad Aesim Colosseum, Greecia
Strike TV

1. Singles: KAITO beat Mav Valentine via Ground and Pound -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: Wow, Mav Valentine didn't see that coming. Right off the bat, KAITO clobbered him with a hard right, and he's been out of it ever since. Trying his best to fight off KAITO, but to no avail so far. KAITO has him in the corner, and he's mocking Mach before trying his Knee Strike, but Mav rolled out of the way! He's coming back! House of fire such and such! MAV BUSTER! 1-2-KICKOUT! KAITO is pissed now, and he's rolled over Mav with with the Ground and Pound. Mav can't fight back. The Ref is stopping it. Mav is out cold, and KAITO gets another win.

KAITO: Wins matter here right? You see that Mach? Wins matter. So now, I want you. Doesn't have to be a title shot, though I deserve one, but I want a match with you.

Trevor Mach: Want a match? Why wait. Here and now.

KAITO: ...Now? Here? Well...sure, but let's make it interesting. Let's make it a tag match. Dangerous D, come on out, and help me drop this fool. You better be looking for a partner yourself.

Trevor Mach: Don't need to. I've got one right here.

KAITO: He's out cold!

Trevor Mach: He's fine! Come on Mav! Let's kick some ass!

Mav Valentine: ...Ugh...uh...

2. Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Mav Valentine beat KAITO/Dangerous D[x] via Knee Trigger -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Basically, this has been 2-on-1. Mach tried tagging in Mav, but he is still out of it, and had to tag back. We saw a little between Mach and KAITO, and I definitely want to see more, but he's trying to let D do his work. The mad man is letting the fists fly, but Mach caught him in the clinch. He's letting the knees fly! D is down, and the KNEE TRIGGER is pulled! 1-2-3! KAITO is splitting. He's not even helping D to the back. Mach is picking up Mav, and taking him to the back.

Trevor Mach: That's how you get it done. We kicked ass didn't we Mav?

Mav Valentine: Gurr...uh..

Trevor Mach: Yeah, you said it. What a bad ass. He was just telling me how much he wants a rematch with KAITO, but with all due respect Mav, why don't I handle that one. KAITO, you little prick, I respect the ego, really I do, but that won't stop me from knocking your ass out. You want a title match? Give me a reason to give you one! Treat this sport I love with a little respect why don't you? Most people can't understand the spiritual side of it. They only live to get radical. Do you want to get radical KAITO, or do you want to hunt? What do you think Mav?

Mav Valentine: ....

Trevor Mach: Actions, not words. That's absolutely right. ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

3. Galaxian Wars Round 2: Maurice beat Benjamin via Knee Strike -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: The Galaxian Wars are back on here, with Maurice taking on Benjamin. The confidence is rising in Benji, but he can't underestimate Maurice! He's going for the Spear, but NO! Maurice clobbered him with a knee. Benji is out, and Maurice with the pin. Maurice wins. I guess he underestimated him.

4. Galaxian Wars Round 2: Bashin Dan beat Ishihiro Tomo via Brave Clash -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: HOLY SHIT! This match! This match people! This match! To describe the moves would make it more exciting, but I'm not gonna. Dan and Tomo chopping each other down. Dan is hanging in there, showing that heart, showing that fire. Tomo dropped him with that lariat though. He's setting him up for the Brainbuster, but Dan escaped! Kick to the midsection! BRAVE CLASH! 1-2-3! Bashin Dan, a very bloody Bashin Dan, with the win. I don't think we've ever seen Dan so bloody before. Hope that blood doesn't get on his cards.

5. Galaxian Wars Round 2: Tack Angel beat Firebrand X via DOUBLE WRIST CLUTCH ANGEL DRIVER!!! -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: WHAT A BATTLE! Firebrand kicked out of the Angel Driver, but in turn Tack kicked out of the Fireslide. This is both of these athletes at their very best! Tack has got Firebrand on the ropes! Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! He just keeps kicking the mask! Wait he got him finally! He's staggered! Tack is going for the Angel Driver. He's got the WRIST CLUTCHED...but wait....WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WHAAAAT?! DOUBLE WRISTS CLUUUUUTCHED! AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT?! NO WAY! EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT!




6. Women's 4-Team #1 Contender Tag: Erica[o]/Valarie Dorado beat Iroha Angel[x]/Kimber Blaze vs. Hope Mach/Christina Angel vs. Ripper Jane/Murasaki via Air Raid Crash -> Pin

Nerma: Well, they played us for fools. Erica and Valarie Dorado are just fine, and they used the confusion to win this one. The Women's World Champion Iroha Angel fell to Erica's new Air Raid Crash, after Valarie and Erica went from fake fighting to putting a plan in motion. It worked out for them, and they will be taking on Tracy and Nani Angel for the Women's World Tag Team Championships.

7. Galaxian Wars Round 2: Dragon Shiryu beat Kinniku Mike via Dragon Suplex -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: A battle of Dragon Suplexes here, with Kinniku Mike showing the power, but Shiryu, like Bashin Dan, seems incapable of quitting. All go, no quit! Mike with the Muscle Buster, but the Dragon kicked out! Amazing! Mike looks pissed. He's calling for OD and Magnum PT to grab him a chair, but here comes Jammer! Jammer is running them off! Mike is going for the Dragon Suplex, but the Dragon blocked it. Mike narrowly avoided the Rozan Shoryu-Ha, but he didn't escape the Dragon Suplex! 1-2-3! Shiryu with a huge win! He advances in the Tournament.

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Strike TV Wrestling Update

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, in the Green Screen Control Center, and I guess they have me doing these now. An update, regarding the big event coming this weekend on Strike TV+. It'll be Galaxian Wars 2019 Final event, available only on Strike TV+, and pirate streaming sites. Wait...pirates? Is Pirate Bill behind this? Pirate Piere? Pirate Louis? Pirate Richard Move? Pirate Porkins? No? Oh good. Well....here is the card.

EBW: Galaxian Wars 2019 Final
Sanctuary Parthenon, Greecia
Strike TV+

1. Galaxian Wars Tournament Semi-Final: Tack Angel vs. Maurice
2. Galaxian Wars Tournament Semi-Final: Bashin Dan vs. Dragon Shiryu
3. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Amigo/Ishihiro Tomo
4. Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach vs. KAITO
5. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Firebrand X/Subculture vs. w00t/Camilo Ortega/Magnum PT
6. No Rules: KYO vs. Los Tiburon
7. EBW Women's World Championship: Iroha Angel(c) vs. Christina Angel
8. Galaxian Wars Tournament Final: TBD vs. TBD

EBW Mobile HQ

Jeff Andonuts, Apple Kid, and Orange Kid were with Tack Angel, for part a new experiment.

Tack Angel: So...

Jeff Andonuts: Thank you for coming Tack. As you know, we're trying to expand our reach globally, and while we'd love to interface with promotions from other countries, this hasn't always been easy. We have to pay our own way, and figure out how to get the whole roster from one place to another. To that end...

Apple Kid: I created this, the teleportation device! This metal, round platform has high density....science packed into it. It bends light....*cough cough* and space time *cough cough* to get you from one place to another in an instant!

Orange Kid: HEY! Give me credit! I helped!

Apple Kid: You almost broke it!

Orange Kid: I improved it!

Jeff Andonuts: Discoveries from the "Summers Incident" lead to this, so we thought we'd get someone involved to-

Tack Angel: Guinea Pig. You want a Guinea Pig.

Jeff Andonuts: Uh.....yeah?

Tack Angel: Whatever. You promised me food, and I want Dalaam BBQ when I'm done.

Jeff Andonuts: Uh sure. In fact, let's send you to Dalaam to get some authentically. Ready?

Tack Angel: Fine.

Tack stood on the platform.

Jeff Andonuts: Ready? GO!

Apple Kid threw the switch, sending Tack away in a flash.

Apple Kid: Now, he should be appearing on the other platform in Dalaam. Right Orange?

Orange Kid: Huh?

Apple Kid: You send the other platform to Dalaam right?

Orange Kid: ...Was I supposed to do that?

Apple Kid: Uh...yeah. Yeah you were. He's heading to another platform right now...I think. Where did you send them out to?

Orange Kid: I haven't?

Apple Kid: Haven't what?

Orange Kid: Haven't sent out any platforms?

Apple Kid: No platforms? Then where in the scientifically unproven hell is he?

Orange Kid: ....*shrug*...

Jeff Andonuts: Bring him back! Retrieve now.

Apple Kid: Uh...I guess we could? Let's try it.

Apple Kid slowly pulled the lever back, and in the place of Tack, stood three forms.

Apple Kid: He's back...and he brought company?

Orange Kid: ....What did you do Apple?

Apple Kid: ME?!

Jeff Andonuts: Excuse me Tack? You alright buddy?

Tack Angel: Huh? Yeah, I'm fine. I never got to Dalaam though. Is this not working?

Jeff Andonuts: Uh...who are they?

Tack Angel: Hmmm? AH!

A mini version of Tack jumped off the platform laughing.

Mini Tack: HAHA! RAAAAAWR!

Mini Tack ran circles around the room before escaping.

Tack Angel: What was that? Do you know?

Evil Tack: Couldn't say.

Tack Angel: Huh. WAIT WHO ARE YOU?!

Evil Tack: I AM THE DARKNESS INSIDE OF YOU! I AM PURE EVIL! I AM EVIL TACK! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Oh no.

Evil Tack: OH YES! I'm free! Free to jaywalk! Free to tear the tag off the mattress! Free to NOT wash my hands after using the restroom!

Tack Angel: NO! DO THAT! DO THAT LAST ONE!

Evil Tack: I WILL NOT! I AM EEEEEEEVIL! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA-

Jeff Andonuts quickly decapitated the Evil Tack with an axe.

Tack Angel: AH! WHY?!

Jeff Andonuts: No. Just no. We're not....we're not doing this. Guys?

Apple Kid: Right.

Orange Kid dragged Mini Tack back in, and they tossed him into an incinerator.

Tack Angel: MY GOD! YOU'RE KILLING ME....AND ME!

Jeff Andonuts: No we're not.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Apple Kid put a chloroform rag over Tack's mouth, knocking him out.

Jeff Andonuts: Take him back to the hotel, and staple 5 bucks to his shirt. I'm sure he'll forget the whole thing. Maybe these things aren't ready yet.

Apple Kid: YOU THINK?!

Orange Kid: Totally your fault.

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PrimeTime Challenge

Announcer: And now those guys....

Apple Kid: I get the feeling he doesn't much care for us.

Orange Kid: I think it's your fault.

Apple Kid: Welcome back to PrimeTime Challenge, where Orange gets in trouble for talking shit, and we show a couple matches sometimes. Sometimes we don't. Sometimes, we just talk about things, or give updates. In this case, we might do a bit of everything. What do you think Orange?

Orange Kid: I think, tonight is going to be the beginning of something huge.

Apple Kid: Oh yeah?

Orange Kid: Yeah, it's going to be a game changer. I can promise you that.

Apple Kid: Well...alright then. That bothers me...not sure why. Let's show you the results of a LIVE show that happened the other day, that involved some #EVER talent, getting ready for their return show after a fire caused a 2-week hiatus. They wasted the money to fly them over is basically what happened, cause I don't think anyone will go to a show with Tarpslayer Rolletty main eventing. We did get a rare Johnny Starbound remembering how good he was match though.

EBW: LIVE "EBW vs. #EVER"
Ad Aesim Parking Lot, Greecia

1. Tag: Vape/Golvoth[o] beat Shark #1/Shark #2[x] via Buckle Bomb x Choke Slam -> Pin
2. Non-Title Singles: Mav Valentine beat Seethe Rolletty via Mav Buster -> Pin
3. 12-Man Tag: Flying Man/Rem Lezar/DReAM/Rains[o]/"NEW" Danny Leung beat Lobster Man/Amazing Soy Mouth/Fingerbang[x]/Sharknado/Stealth Vanyon via BIG DRIZ x BIG DRIZ x BIG DRIZ x OOOOWWAAAA x Spear -> Pin
4. Singles: Pirate Bill beat Aidan Kohl via Walk the Plank Elbow Drop -> Pin -> Yarr!
5. Tag: Dorado Mask[o]/Hex No Limit beat Fishy Bomb/Roderick Barely[x] via Doradorana -> Pin
6. Singles: Jammer beat Johnny Starbound via Pumped Slam Jam -> Pin

Apple Kid: So yeah, #EVER only won when it was #EVER vs. #EVER, which wasn't even supposed to happen. It was supposed to be EBW vs. #EVER the whole time, but the "creative" forces in #EVER decided to "swerve" us? I mean, how does that make sense. The audience didn't know, so it was just a swerve to us. Who cares? Maybe the Board should actually watch #EVER.

Orange Kid: Isn't the whole thing just a cover for the Time Force to-

Apple Kid: Shut up! I guess we'll see what #EVER can do, when they return this week before the Galaxian Wars 2019 Final. And now, for Orange Kid to say something stupid.

Orange Kid: Hmmm? Why is that?

Apple Kid: I'm going to talk about the young upstart KAITO!

Orange Kid: Uh huh....go right ahead.

Apple Kid: I'm sure you have an opinion on the subject?

Orange Kid: No please....continue.

Apple Kid: Uh...KAITO made a name for himself by getting into it with Trevor Mach this last week, and he's joining us right now.

KAITO entered the set and threw a stack of cash on the table.

Apple Kid: What's that?

KAITO: It's money. If you want me here for longer than 2 minutes, you're going to replicate that stack for me.

Apple Kid: This show doesn't have that budget.

KAITO: Then you better hurry up, because I have things to do.

Apple Kid: Uh....well you find yourself in a Non-Title match with Trevor Mach at the Finals at the Sanctuary Parthenon. How do you feel about it?

KAITO: It should be for the title. That's how I feel about it. This Fight Camp nonsense, and this "earning my spot" nonsense is baffling. You're paying me to be a star. You're paying me to be your face, and to carry this company. Put me in the main events. Give me the title shots. I already earned it all with my reputation. It precedes me.

Apple Kid: It's just the way we do things here.

KAITO: That's garbage. You make up the rules as you go along. There is no consistency. You need to get consistent with me. I got a big contract, and I could sit on my ass and collect, but I want more. It's not from a sense of honor though. I just know that the Television Championship brings even more money, and let's me have the matches I want, when I want.

Orange Kid: AND THAT....is why I'm pleased to announce, that I am getting into the Agent business, forming my own Fight Camp, "The Juice", and I'm happy to have KAITO as my first member. KAITO, I'm going to get you all that stuff, and for a percentage, I'll take you to the top and-

KAITO: No....no no no....nice try, but I don't need you as my "Agent". You Orange wearing, bowl cut having, nerd. You think I'd let a loser like you deal with my affairs. Screw you. Your time is up, and I'm out of here.

Apple Kid: .....

Orange Kid: ...You know....that snot nosed punk KAITO, could learn some lessons from Trevor Mach, and I hope he beats it into him and-

Apple Kid: He's literally still behind you.

Orange Kid: Oh shi-

KAITO floored Orange Kid with a hard right and walked out.

Apple Kid: Hey! That's a fine! That's a fine even IF it was hilarious. Totally over the line....*snicker*...

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Time Force Mobile HQ aka Jackson Kain's RV

The group were driving towards the location of the #EVER event...

Jackson Kain: I don't normally drive my own RV. I have someone to do that for me.

Degrees: I volunteered to drive.

Jackson Kain: Oh no, I don't trust your driving.

Nosan: What about me?

Jackson Kain: You don't even own a car! Do you have a license?

Nosan: Ummm...

Faris Angel: I sailed around in giant Pirate Ship....so I'm out too.

Gemma: ....

Jackson Kain: You want to chime in Gemma?

Gemma: You do whatever you want. *sigh*

Jackson Kain: Guess she's still bummed out.

Degrees: Let's see if I can help with that. Hey Gemma, check this out, I have been working on a new weapon for us, and I want you to be the first to try it out.

Gemma: Oh yeah? What is it?

Degrees: It's a Time Force Blaster. It shoots beams of-

Gemma: It's a laser gun, got it. I want to shoot it immediately at anything.

Degrees: We should maybe pull over first?

Gemma: ....I guess?

Jackson Kain: Yeah, I think we really should.

Nosan: Doesn't it seem unfair to bring a laser gun to a wrestling match?

Degrees: This hasn't been normal wrestling Nosan. A few weeks ago, you literally piloted a Time Flier with us to form a MegaZord to destroy Jekkar.

Nosan: ....Oh yeah. Why didn't we bring that with us?

Degrees: ....Cause it...it wouldn't fit on top of the RV I guess. I mean really, how WERE we supposed to travel with those things.

Jackson Kain: You helped build them, and you didn't work that part out?!

Degrees: Gotta discuss this with the Board. Whole thing was Wayne Angel's idea really and-

The RV came to a screeching halt, as the Time Force were flung all about.

Nosan: WHOA!

Faris Angel: What's happening?

Gemma: Now I don't trust YOUR driving Kain.

Degrees: Kain, what is it?

Jackson Kain: Oh, I just wondered if you wanted to see what I see here before judging my driving.

Degrees: Huh?

Standing in front of the RV were several Zenitts and a new monstrosity standing in front.



Degrees: Yikes. Guess it was only a matter of time before they struck again.

Jackson Kain: The time pun was not lost on me, and I hate it, but right now I'm more inclined to focus on RUNNING THEM DOWN!

The RV sped up, with the mystery monster stepping aside. A bunch of Zenitts were taken out, but several clamped onto the RV, trying to get in. The Time Force opened the windows to try and pull them off. Some of the Zenitts got inside, and a very cramped fight took place.

Degrees: Open the passenger door!

Nosan: Got it!

Nosan opened the door, with Degrees, Gemma, and Faris Angel kicking them one by one out the door.

Nosan: Piece of a cake right? I-WHOA!

A hand suddenly pulled Nosan out of the RV. They pulled over, and got out of the vehicle to see the monster had Nosan in his clutches.

Degrees: Let go of him now!

?: Not a chance. You killed one of us, so we're taking one of yours.

Jackson Kain: Who the hell are you?

?: Just call me Kidnapper Nabal.

Jackson Kain: Kidnapper is in your name? A little...on the ball isn't it?

Nabal: Maybe, but it's my life choices!

Jackson Kain: Who am I to judge....except that I AM judging...because you're taking my friend! Well friend is a strong word, but we need him!

Nabal: You can have him...if you can beat me.

Gemma: Then let's fight!

Nabal: Not here....another time....another place.

Nabal and the Zenitts disappeared through a Time Portal.

Degrees: Nosan! Dammit! Where did they go?

Gemma: It looks like....2020.

Degress: ...The future?

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Saturn City - 2020

The Time Force appeared in the RV in the year 2020 sans Nosan, who was already there.

Jackson Kain: How the hell did you get my RV to travel with us. Did you do anything to it?

Degrees: Well...I didn't exactly but-

Jackson Kain: *sigh* Of course. Whatever, we're here, we need to find them, and fast.

Gemma: Why are you in such a hurry

Jackson Kain: I have a movie that's supposed to be out by now, and I'm too nervous to know if it bombed or not.

Degrees: That is a good point. We need to be careful about what we see. Anything we see might change how we get there, and it will create more branching timelines.

Jackson Kain: Isn't the timeline already screwed?

Degrees: ...Yeah probably, but it's somehow reconciling all this nonsense so far. We need to protect it, and all the lives that could be affected. So please don't-

Faris Angel: Is that Trevor stumbling into that bar?

Degrees: *sigh* Come back! Not why we're here!

Faris went into the bar, and saw Trevor downing shots.

Faris Angel: Trevor, when did you start drinking again?

Trevor Mach: *hick* Well well well, if it isn't the Widow Angel...or at least one of the 7 widows.

Faris Angel: Widow?! What?! What...what are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: Did you hit your head and forget, or drink yourself into coping like me? My best friend died! He fell into that damn wheat thresher! We all laughed about it, but then it finally happened! Grossest shit I ever saw in my life. You remember right? I mean, you were there.

Faris Angel: I was? I-

Degrees: Alright, I don't normally agree with altering the timeline, but we can do that for this.

Faris Angel: I was going to ask permission. I have to save him. Trevor, I'm from the past, from before this happened.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? *hick* That's nice. Tell Mav to look both ways before crossing the street too if you don't mind.

Faris Angel: Oh no. 2020 must be horrible.

Trevor Mach: You have no idea. But yeah, just tell Tack to watch his step outside of the Sanctuary Parthenon.

Faris Angel: That's it? That's where the Thresher gets him? We can avoid it! I know we can. Will you help me?

Trevor Mach: In the past? Of course I will, if I believe you.

Faris Angel: Well, I figure you would cause we've been through this before.

Trevor Mach: ...It's me we're talking about.

Faris Angel: ...You're right. Tell me something I don't know about you, and I'll use it as proof.

Trevor Mach: I wanted a 3-Way with Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury.

Faris Angel: Oh God. You didn't have to-

Trevor Mach: It has to be something serious. Everyone already knows I like ABBA, so it had to be hardcore.

Degrees: I really want to leave right now.

Faris Angel: Yeah, let's got find Nosan, and then, we'll save my Tacky Star Boy.

Trevor Mach: Is THAT what you call him?! Ha! *hick*

Faris Angel: We'll fix everything.

Trevor Mach: And I won't exist like this anymore? So cool. Go do that.

The Time Rangers left the bar...

Trevor Mach: Maybe I should've warned them about....*sigh* they'll figure it out.

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Road to Sanctuary Parthenon - Greecia

Trevor Mach was on his motorcycle heading towards the Galaxian Wars Final event, with Mav Valentine asleep in side car. He seemed rushed to get there...

Trevor Mach: Stupid future Faris! She couldn't have warned me about Tack and the thresher BEFORE he got there?! I have to hurry now! At least nothing is stopping me, and this thresher thing can finally be off his back. You know what I mean Mav?

Mav Valentine: Zzzzz.....Zzzzz....I-I want to go home. Zzzzz....Zzz....

Trevor Mach: Yeah, he gets it. Little Mavy all tuckered out over there. *sigh* Why did I have to tell Faris about the "Golden Triangle She Wrote"?  Gotta make sure Tack doesn't hear about-WHOA!

Mav Valetine: HUH?!

Mach suddenly slammed on the brakes, as several men in masks stood in the road. All them dressed in black, with black masks, except for the one in front, who was shirtless, with yellow and red pants, and a white mask with one red eye.

Trevor Mach: Uh...did I run into a pshycho crossing or something here? I mean, to be fair, I'm sure that style is all the rage in Greeca or whatever, but wearing black at night is going to make you road kill sooner or later. Except you in the white...you look like someone I know.

?: The walls are closing in.

Trevor Mach: We're outside bro. Mind stepping aside? I have places to-

?: The Sanctum is closed now. This is all that there is. You don't have what it takes anymore. Now it comes for you. Inevitable as death.

Trevor Mach: Sanctum? Thought we closed that chapter. You something left over? What are all of you, some kind of cult? I WAS going to just mosey on my way, but if you came all the way to Greecia for a fight, I'd hate to disappoint.

One of the masked men approached Trevor.

?: I've been waiting a long time for this.

The man pulled and knife, but Trevor blocked it, took the knife, and stabbed the man.

Trevor Mach: Should've waited longer bitch.

Trevor walked towards the man in the white mask, as another man in black attacked.

?: We're on a mission from our God!

Trevor pulled him into a clinch, kneed him several times, and knocked him to the road.

Trevor Mach: Tell him you failed!

Trevor stood face to face with the man leading the group.

Trevor Mach: I have somewhere I need to be, so can we get to it already?

?: Happily....traitor.

Trevor Mach: Huh? Wait a minute.

Trevor ran back to one of the men in the black masks, and pulled it off to reveal an emaciated man turning to dust.

Trevor Mach: Huh, for some reason, I was expecting a Starman or something. But YOU...I know that mask. You falling back on old habits Hot? Or should I say....MASKED LANTA!

Masked Lanta fired a gun at Trevor, as he narrowly avoided the bullet.

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Guns and dust people?! I guess you're limited in what you can do too huh? Well, lucky for me, cause I put you through a table the other day. Now I'll put you through the damn road!

Trevor rushed Lanta, and forced the gun into the air, as he fired off all the shots. He grabbed the gun, turned it around and pistol whipped Lanta to his head and mask. Lanta kicked him to the road and pulled out a knife. He tried driving the knife into his chest, but Mach caught it and held it inches away from his heart.

Trevor Mach: You're taking that loss too seriously asshole, now let me up before you REALLY PISS ME OFF!

Masked Lanta: Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Di-

Mav Valentine ran up and kicked Masked Lanta in the head, knocking him to the ground and letting Mach get back up.

Trevor Mach: Thanks kid. Let's put him to sleep.

Trevor ran up to Lanta and knocked him out with the Knee Trigger.

Mav Valentine: Did I just help you kill someone?

Trevor Mach: What? No! Maybe. No, I'm sure he's just passed out. Let's rip that mask off and-

Trevor removed the mask, revealing another emaciated man turning to dust.

Trevor Mach: That's....NOT Masked Lanta. What the hell is going on here? Questions for later. I have a super important mission to complete, and I'm going to do it!

3 Hours later...

Steps of the Sanctuary Parthenon

Tack Angel and Firebrand X were stretching as they left the Parthenon.

Firebrand X: I told you we wouldn't make it up those stairs. I knew for a fact. I have knowledge of this. But no, you insisted, and I had to follow to make sure you didn't get yourself killed!

Tack Angel: I just wanted to see what my next potential wife looks like! If she falls in love with me, I have to know what to expect.

Firebrand X: The EGO on you! Why am I even helping you after that shit you pulled with the Double Wrist Clutch.

Tack Angel: It's NOT ego! It's fear really. My hands are so full right now. And that Double Wrist Clutch was necessary to advance. I'm SORRY!

Firebrand X: What? I can't even hear you anymore.

The sounds of farm equipment grew louder as Tack and Firebrand walked down the steps.

Tack Angel: I said, It's NOT-

Trevor Mach: TACK!

Tack Angel: Huh? Trevor?!

Trevor Mach: DON'T MOVE!

Tack Angel: What?!

Trevor Mach: DON'T! MOVE!

Tack Angel: Why?!

Trevor Mach: LOOK DOWN! AND TO YOUR LEFT! BUT IT'S IMPORTANT! TO REMIND YOU! NOT! TO! MOVE!

Tack looked down and saw an active wheat thresher passing by. Then, his gaze moved to a loose step right in front of him. He went pale and his eyes rolled back into his head, but he remained still like a statue...even after the wheat thresher moved on.

Firebrand X: So, this is when he was going to die huh?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I just totally saved him life, no big. Just owes me a life debt. It's all cool.

Firebrand X: Well if she called you last night, what took you so long to get here?

Trevor was going to answer, but then he saw Hotlanta walking along with the EBW: Dark Fight Camp.

Trevor Mach: Um...some weird shit. Right Mav?

Mav Valentine: Very.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, some very weird shit.

The Board HQ

Jeff Andonuts was sitting at this desk, about to begin a meeting.

Jeff Andonuts: Alright, I'm seeing we're not all here yet. Where is Wayne Angel?

Apple Kid: Umm...I think he lives in the walls now.

Jeff Andonuts: What?

Orange Kid: He's here on this tablet device.

Wayne Angel: *on the tablet device* Oh wow, I got it working. This is great you guys. I can be in the walls, AND make it to the meeting great stuff.

Jeff Andonuts: ...Right. Well, we need to talk budget people. That trip to Greecia was paid for, and EBW is still making a killing in several areas, but I want to talk about #EVER. Even cutting it down to 30 minutes is a waste of our money. We lose so much money, every time it airs. Just it airing makes us negative dollars. I've never seen anything like it before. I really want to just cancel it.

Degrees: You know we literally can not do that. The whole purpose is a cover for the Time Force. My group is working hard to locate the culprit of these time attacks, but they just keep sending monsters and robots to do their dirty work. We need more time...ironically.

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Fine, but I really want to cut it down to 30 minutes every OTHER week. Can you pull that off?

Degrees: Can I and my team somehow convince our enemies to wait until every OTHER week to attack? Is that what you're asking?

Jeff Andonuts: ...Maybe?

Degrees: ...I'll see? I mean time is a mess right now, so if they do attack, we'd probably have a week to undo it anyways before we noticed. The Summers incident really messed us up. Bumped us into a new timeline too.

Jeff Andonuts: Well good luck untangling all that mess. I'm so glad I don't have to do that. Working for you fighting the aliens was enough.

Degrees: I mean you'd be a great help, but fine, don't help. Whatever.

Jeff Andonuts: I built your robots!

Apple Kid: We did.

Orange Kid: Yeah WE did.

Apple Kid: Not you.

Orange Kid: Right.

Jeff Andonuts: Moving on to other business, we have a new medical Doctor in EBW, and I'd like you all to welcome him. Not other will he be assisting at the HQ, but he'll be going on the road, trying to help prevent injuries. I found him on Greg's List, so I'm sure he's great. Dr. Will Tickel. Give him a hand.

An unassuming man in his mid to late 40s, walked into the room.

Dr. Tickel: Hello everyone, I'm a Doctor, or at least, I WILL be playing one on television. Haha! No seriously, I'm a Doctor I think. It'll be a pleasure dolling out pills to the-

Jeff Andonuts: We're hoping to keep the pills to a minimum actually.

Dr. Tickel: Oh sure sure. We'll figure it out what works. You just never know. Medicine's not a science.

Apple Kid: I'm sorry what?

Dr. Tickel: I mean, we can mix pills with rehab, and training, and experimental dissection. I wanted to use gamma rays to see if we couldn't make super wrestlers. That would be cool. Gosh, I'm being way to open with people I've just met. Should not have taken those purple things. My bad. Don't worry, I'll make sure that the talent is nice and healthy. Like I always tell my patients, "your weight is reflection on me." Then I tell them to go throw up in the bathroom or something.

Orange Kid: This is the guy you want to do this job Jeff?

Jeff Andonuts: He's uh...affordable. We have to keep the costs low, the overseers previously unmentioned that are somehow above even us have demanded it.

Apple Kid: Who?

Jeff Andonuts: It's just smart business to keep costs low is what I said.

Degrees: You know Jeff...you're making a big mistake here. I can tell you personally.

Jeff Andonuts: What makes you say that.

Degrees: This....LITERALLY IS MY FIELD! I AM A DOCTOR! I'VE BEEN EBW'S DOCTOR!

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah, but you're time traveling. Who knows when you'll be available.

Degrees: I'm barely gone for seconds at a time. Time works that way, and you know. You're playing dumb on purpose here.

Jeff Andonuts: ...Yeah well...what if in one of those seconds you're gone...someone has a heart attack? Didn't think about that did you?

Degrees: .....

Jeff Andonuts: Alright I'm sorry! I forgot! I'm running so many projects behind the scenes right now. It's crazy! Running EBW day to day, working with Strike TV, serving as the EBW liaison to Mr. Face and the observations on "you know who".

Orange Kid: Why was he looking at me when he said that?

Jeff Andonuts: Maybe, I'm over worked. I was a child prodigy you know. A boy genius. I went on adventures. I invented things. I guess....the only thing I couldn't invent...was more time for myself.

Degrees: ...It's like you're all ignoring the Time Force here.

Dr. Tickel: Degrees, we'll work together to improve the health in EBW. They might be getting too many pills, or at least not the right ones that we get a bonus dispersing. Question, how do you kill a snake?

Degrees: You cut off the head.

Dr. Tickel: Of course! Now, I won't be afraid to go into my garage.

Degrees: This is a bad idea.

Jeff Andonuts: Well then, this is the perfect time to announce that we're spending some time in Dalaam soon.

Degrees: Why the perfect time?

Jeff Andonuts: New law. Every event requires Bollywood dance numbers.

Degrees: Even Wrestling?

Jeff Andonuts: For some reason, especially Wrestling. Don't worry, I've hired a dance coach for us.

Degrees: And you wonder where the money is going.

-

EBW: Xcite
Summers Beach, Summers
Strike TV

1. No Rules Singles: KYO vs. El Mago
2. EBW World Tag #1 Contender: Amigo/Tomo vs. Vape/Golvoth
3. Singles: Maurice vs. Kinniku Mike
4. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender: Gold vs. 21st Century Foxx vs. Ripper Jane vs. Kimber Blaze
5. Tag: Tack Angel/Subculture vs. w00t/Hotlanta
6. EBW Television Championship 8-Sided Cage: Trevor Mach(c) vs. KAITO

-

Strike TV Wrestling Update

Nerma: Nerma here...in the Control Center, cause Tommy doesn't want to, and we're here for some Wrestling Updates! How about that trip to Greecia huh? Wasn't it great that we went to another country for a few weeks? All my plants died....but that's apparently MY problem so whatever. Well, we're heading back overseas to Dalaam! That's right, for our next Strike TV+ event called "Battle in Bollywood", we're taking a trip to Dalaam, where Tack Angel will challenge w00t for the Triple Crown World Championship. Also, we'll be seeing a rematch between Women's World Champion Christina Angel and Iroha Angel. More Angel vs. Angel. I just caaaaaan't wait. Sooooo excited for that. No really. Is the monotone throwing you off? I need a co-host or something, cause I'm starting to crack like Tommy. I get it now Tommy. I really do. We need a vacation. If only someone could back me up here and-

Tack Angel: I'm here.

Nerma: AH! Tack, what are you doing here?!

Tack Angel: I was signing the contract for the title match, and heard you in here, so I thought I'd check in.

Nerma: Well I meant what I said. I will NOT marry you.

Tack Angel: What?! I'm not asking you to!

Nerma: Right...for now. I know I have a big chest, but please stop undressing me with your eyes. Do you have x-ray vision? Is that one of your Star Prince powers. I'll have to watch the cartoon and double check.

Tack Angel: THAT CARTOON IS FALSE! I'm not staring at your chest, and I don't have x-ray vision. I just came to help!

Nerma: Oh. Well thanks? I guess we could have a word with the new #1 Contender. You're probably excited to have another chance at w00t right?

Tack Angel: Well yeah, he came after my family, and I don't forget about that. You can pick a fight with me, and hurt my feelings. That's fine. I'll cry about it later, but I can take it. You go after my family, and you've crossed a line. w00t, this does not end until I reclaim the Triple Crown World Championship. This does not end until I defeat you. This does not end until I stop EBW: Dark once and for all!

Nerma: Wow, a serious moment from Tack. How are we going to mess this up?

Tack Angel: Huh?

Nerma: So, you are definitely a committed husband and father huh?

Tack Angel: I am. Been spending more time with my girls lately, getting them out of the house, and away from the Wall Dad. It's been great though. I even substituted as a teacher for Little Christina's class!

Nerma: Oh really?

Tack Angel: Yeah, I didn't want her to know though, so I wore a disguise.

Saturn Elementary

Tack Angel in a wig and dress stood before a class of little kids...

Tack Angel: Boy, DMX and Shakespeare have NOTHING in common. OR DO THEY?

EBW Control Center

Nerma:  I don't know why you had to be a woman.

Tack Angel: Let me worry about that.

Nerma: Boy, they say not all superheroes wear capes, but you DO wear a lot of hats.

Tack Angel: ...I don't....I don't wear hats.

Nerma: *sigh* Please, just let me hype you up as a mega star going for the title? We have tickets to sell.

Tack Angel: Oh right. Yes, my hat collection is VAST!

Nerma: ...Well, what do you plan to do to prepare for your match with w00t?

Tack Angel: Everyone has a weakness, and everyone has something to hide. Like, for instance, I'm wearing a Halloween costume under my clothes, cause I like the way it feels.

Nerma: What?

Tack Angel: w00t has so many skeletons, they're starting to burst out of the closet. Swift is getting his revenge, and EBW: Dark is in disarray. Now is the perfect time for this, because it levels the playing field. I want w00t to know I can beat him cleanly. No tricks.

Nerma: Well, that's something at least. Tack, you make it difficult, but I think you sold the show. Thanks for drawing the house. I want to hate you, but you're my meal ticket so I can't.

Tack Angel: Well...you've very welcome?

Nerma: You can go now.

Tack Angel: Alright then.

Nerma: Now, it's time to-

A young, spry looking blond man in a suit ran up to Nerma with papers.

?: Wait, you have this to report still!

Nerma: Huh? Who are you?

?: Me? It's me, the EBW Page? Chris P. Bacon? I've worked here for 13 years. I was Pirkle's assistant? Been working as a Page ever since?

Nerma: ....Doesn't ring a bell.

Chris P. Bacon: I'm that guy that's always behind Steve.

Nerma: Oh! That explains it. I hate and ignore Steve. Yeah, I'm talking about you Steve. Shit show Producer Steve. So what's this?

Chris P. Bacon: An update for you!

Nerma: You're too high energy.

Chris P. Bacon: I love my job mam. It's the BEST!

Nerma: You really want to be a Page forever?

Chris P. Bacon: Who told you I've been alive forever?

Nerma: Huh?

Chris P. Bacon: You should read the update!

Nerma: Alright. Well, it looks like a match has been added to "Battle in Bollywood". Los Tiburon is taking on KYO. His mask is on the line, and KYO will be putting up the bag of masks he has collected from the Soldados. That's going to be intense. Can't wait to see it. Uh...you can go too Bacon.

Chris P. Bacon: Huh? What? Alright then. I'm just happy to be apart of the team and-

Nerma: Yeah yeah, you can go.

Chris P. Bacon: ...I'm not immortal.

Nerma: I never said you were!

Chris P. Bacon: I died once even! I'm fine...though I might have brought something back with me.

Nerma: .....I think I'll just leave.

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PrimeTime Challenge

Announcer: Back from Greecia, it's your hosts, two fruits, one cup.

Orange Kid: Alright, that's really getting out of line!

Apple Kid: Is he being bet to do that? Is this a prank on us? That's a big much I'd say. Anyways, welcome to PrimeTime Challenge. Greecia was a lot of fun, but I'm soooo happy to be back on set. Right? This "wonderful" set.

Orange Kid: You've really got to learn to let things go you know.

Apple Kid: *sigh* I do? You wouldn't leave well enough alone.

Orange Kid: Hey, we've got Wrestling to cover here, so let's just do that.

Apple Kid: Deflection huh? Fine. Yeah, we do have a lot of big stories coming out, with the first bit of news being that #EVER is being cut down to a bi-weekly, 30 minute show. I still think that's FAR too much based on the damage they do, but it was decided, and we'll roll with it.

Orange Kid: I was actually thinking of forming an #EVER Fight Camp. "The Juice".

Apple Kid: You shouldn't. You REALLY shouldn't. They recently cut 90% of the talent below 6'0 and 225lbs, meaning that most of the roster is just GONE. You wouldn't have much to work with. Like, every member of the manlet squad "Indisputed Era" is gone.

Orange Kid: But Aidan Kohl said "BayBay"! He said a word and people repeated it! They said the word too! He'd point up and say the word, and the crowd would be like "I clapped, I clapped and repeated when he said the word."

Apple Kid: What's your point?

Orange Kid: No point. He sucks!

Apple Kid: Huh. Something we agree on, and for once, the person you're talking about isn't actually here.

Orange Kid: Really? YEAH! A lot of other people suck too!

Apple Kid: Don't get cocky! You want to jinx yourself? Let's take it to our first match.

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Women's Singles: Gold beat Queen Bolshoi via Golden Exploder -> Pin

Orange Kid: I often forget that Queen Bolshoi still works here.

Apple Kid: She doesn't anymore. She just sort of floats in from time to time.

Orange Kid: Oh.

Apple Kid: Literally. On a cloud.

Orange Kid: Well, she's nothing like her mentor Bolshoi.

Apple Kid: She's exactly like him. Down to the mask.

Orange Kid: Yeah? But he actually won matches, and had a bit part in the Bad Dudes movie.

Apple Kid: You have a point? What's happening today? I don't like it. Gold has been perfecting her skills, recently joining the Dan Club Fight Camp, which is a great fit for her. This tune up before her chance to fight for the Television #1 Contender spot is very telling of that. Wouldn't you agree, person I apparently agree with on things now?

Orange Kid: I want to invent an instant balloon maker.

Apple Kid: Like, a machine that airs them up?

Orange Kid: Yeah.

Apple Kid: Already exists, and has so for decades.

Orange Kid: BLAST!

Apple Kid: Gold with the Golden Exploder and the pin.

-

Apple Kid: So, I bet Tommy is glad that #EVER is getting cut down.

Orange Kid: Actually, they suspect he may have caused that fire, so he won't be on the show anymore.

Apple Kid: Oh. So it was so bad, it pushed him to arson?

Orange Kid: Haha! Just kidding! Tommy would never do anything like that. He just asked to be taken off and it was finally granted. Only took a thousand tries.

Apple Kid: Huh. Well who caused the fire?

Orange Kid: Who cares.

Apple Kid: Yeah you're right. Who cares. Dammit, I'm agreeing with you again.

Chris P. Bacon: Hey guys, it's me!

Apple Kid: .....

Orange Kid: .....

Chris P. Bacon: Chris P. Bacon? The Page? Been here since 2006? I used to be bring you guys towels and water after your matches? I was over the moon about Orange's invention that put chickens back in the egg?

Orange Kid: Oh, I remember this kid!

Apple Kid: I guess you'd remember someone giving you praise for that abomination you created.

Chris P. Bacon: I have some breaking news for you! Here you go.

Apple Kid: What's this? A picture of a giant green monsters attacking Saturn City?

Chris P. Bacon: Oh, I'm sorry! That's from my dream journal.

Apple Kid: Oh.

Chris P. Bacon: They've all come true so far. Isn't that weird?

Apple Kid: At this point, I'll buy it. Can we get the real breaking news please?

Chris P. Bacon: Oh sorry. Here you go.

Apple Kid: Hmmm. Oh wow. This IS breaking news! We're doing it here? On THIS show? I didn't even know people actually watch this? Figured FlickNet was just full of dumb kids watching 14 Reasons Not To or whatever it's called. Garbage, it's all garbage.

Orange Kid: I like some of the shows!

Apple Kid: Of course you do!

Orange Kid: What's the news?

Apple Kid: Well as it turns out, we have another show that is going to alternate with #EVER. It's going to be a revival of The Clash?

Orange Kid: For a 3rd time? Or is it 4th?

Apple Kid: Not exactly the same. It's going to be more like the old Machismo Office project, with an emphasis on gritty strong style and the critical style Mach is trying to put over.

Orange Kid: Well, I guess we know who came up with the idea then.

Apple Kid: Actually, this is coming straight from Jennings. Big Money is really trying to capture the sports aspect of Wrestling.

Orange Kid: "Big Money"?

Apple Kid: He's making good decisions now, so he gets a nickname.

Orange Kid: Do you have one for me?

Apple Kid: You don't want to know what it is.

Orange Kid: I see.

Apple Kid: The new show will be called "Kings of The Clash" or KotC, and after this week's Xcite, it will be the exclusive home of the 8-Sided Ring. Guess we'll be hearing more about this as the week progresses. Unfortunately, we have #EVER THIS week, so fight fans will be in a perpetual manic depressive state week to week.

Orange Kid: So exciting.

Apple Kid: Right.

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Singles: Fighter Daron beat Chet Bentley[Local] via Armbar -> Submission

Orange Kid: What? We're using local jobbers now?

Apple Kid: "Enhancement Talent"

Orange Kid: Huh?

Apple Kid: That's what they're called. This youngster here comes from the area, and this match will get him noticed, and "ENHANCE" his profile, while a win by Fighter Daron would "ENHANCE" HIS profile.

Orange Kid: More like if Daron loses he's worse than a jobber and needs to be fired?

Apple Kid: ...That's for the Board to decide.

Orange Kid: WE ARE THE BOARD!

Apple Kid: SHHH! Fighter Daron looking good out there. In case you're wondering...TACK, Fighter Daron is the one in the yellow and black shorts, with the short black hair and yellow mouth guard. You got that? TACK?

Orange Kid: Why you keep singling him out?

Apple Kid: Good point. For all I know, we ended up with an alternate timeline Tack that never met Fighter Daron. But then again, knowing his memory, he literally just forgot a man existed.

Orange Kid: Harsh.

Apple Kid: Right? *stares directly at Tack through the screen*

Orange Kid: What are yo-

Apple Kid: Daron has Chet whatever on the mat, and he's locking in the Arm Bar! Submission! Fighter Daron with the Submission win! Great "ENHANCING" win for him.

Orange Kid: IT WAS A JOBBER MATCH!

Apple Kid: *sigh* Yeah, it was.

-

Apple Kid: Well that does it for tonight. I'm glad you didn't get in trouble for talking trash this week Orange.

Orange Kid: Me too, but man, that Fighter Daron, what a joke. Comes in with a big contract from Jennings, who wants to bring in "real" "legit" "Inokism" to EBW.

Apple Kid: What was that last one?

Orange Kid: And he signs THAT joker? What a loser!

Apple Kid: *sigh: Orange.

Orange Kid: I mean, Tack Angel of all people even forgot he existed and-

Apple Kid: Orange! You idiot! Turn around!

Orange Kid: Huh?

Fighter Daron punched out Orange Kid. Knocking him out in one punch....man.

Apple Kid: WHOA! That's a fine and all, but nice punch!

Fighter Daron: He won't forget me after that I think. I have some more "reminding" to get around to. Excuse me.

Apple Kid: Wow...he might be dead.

Chris P. Bacon: WHAT?! NO!

Chris P. Bacon cradled Orange Kid in his arms and looked up towards the sky.

Chris P. Bacon: No! No it can't be! I'm not done with him Timothy! HE STAYS ON THIS SIDE!

Apple Kid: What? I was kidding! What? Timothy? Seriously what?!

-

Edo - 2004

The Time Force were on the move, tracking down Zenitts that were wrecking havoc on 2004 Edo.

Gemma: I don't get it. Why here and now?

Degrees: Edo became a major player in EBW's events down the line. I think the Zenitt are here to disrupt the flow of events. Nobunaga Pro is holding a big event and-

Jackson Kain: Yeah yeah, it's not a big deal. Just kill the robots and we move on. We're getting some food while we're here though. No debating it.

Degrees: Well of course.

The team rounded a corner and found...

Faris Angel: Wait! Stop! Don't move.

Nosan: What's up?

Faris Angel: Over there!

The Time Force spotted a younger Makoto reading a book and walked down the street in her sailor fuku. She walked by a younger Nosan, who was sweeping the street.

Nosan: Yes...I've been a janitor a for a loooong time.

Gemma: How old are you?

Nosan: Please don't ask.

Degrees: I think they're here for one or the other.

Jackson Kain: Why not both? Look!

Zenitts began to follow them both...

Degrees: We need to round them up and- wait...where is Nosan?

The old man janitor sprang into action, diving into a bush behind himself, and pulling the Zenitt in.

Degrees: Well, that worked out, but-

Faris Angel walked right beside her future sister wife and grabbed the lurking Zenitt by the arm, taking it into an alleyway. At the same time, they exploded.

Degrees: Well alright then! We just need to-

Jackson Kain: Deal with THEM now.

Degrees: What?!

Degrees saw two more Zenitt near the entrance to the Wrestling event.

Degrees: Damn, they're everywhere.

Jackson Kain: HEY TIN CANS! Time for the scrap heap!

Degrees and Kain battled the two Zenitt, with Jackson Kain using his Shadow Kick to kick right through both of them, causing a big explosion.

Jackson Kain: All wrapped up.

Degrees: That's called team work! Yeah!

Gemma: I didn't get to do anything!

Degrees: That's called 80% team work! Yeah.

#EVER Super Show

Kole: Welcome to Club Saturn, for the NEW ERA of #EVER! We're NOW the #EVER Super Show! See how we mixed two colors that shouldn't be mixed ever to form the logo? Awesome right!? #EVER is bigger and better than ever now that's it's the #EVER Super Show! A guarantee that ratings are going to be huge, because we made a new logo and called it Super Show! THIS! CHANGES! EVERYTHING!

Nerma: Please stop. I'd roll my eyes at you, but the doctor said that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eye balls.

Kole: Welcome to the team Nerma, we're great because we have a woman at the announce desk!

Nerma: Been doing it in EBW for a long time Kole. You idiot.

Kole: And now, our NEWEST team member to the #EVER crew. Welcome my new partner Gravey!

Gravey: I'm going to be the "cool" announcer, because I have tattoos, and a hair cut that screams "someone please stop letting me make my own life decisions". If you critique ANYTHING on this show, I'll make you look stupid on social media. That will prove our show is quality!

Nerma: I'm with Tommy on this. I'm out. I'm just out. I-*sigh* am getting a raise for this. I'm getting a raise for this. I'm getting a raise for this. Alright, let's enjoy the Wrestling.

Gravey: It's called "MAT BASED EXCITEMENT" Nerma! Geez! Making the other announcers look foolish, and calling out their mistakes will surely make us entertaining to listen to.

Nerma: We COULD just call the action?

Kole: Tonight, we're going to see HISTORY, as Rains and Flying Man, the FTW LOL and #EVER Open Weight Champions respectively, will battle in a title unification match. The winner will become THE #EVER Super Champion!

Nerma: Also, the Shark Pack will take on "Little Bitch" Seethe Rollety, Butch Manlady, and Senor Box! So let's get to it!

#EVER Super Show
Club Saturn, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Time Force Tag in 2004 Degrees/Jackson Kain[o] beat Zenitt #78[x]/Zenitt #81[x] via Shadow Kick -> Explosion
2. Trios: Johnny Starbound[o]/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Seethe Rollety[o]/Butch Manlady/Senor Box via 450 Splash -> Pin
3. FTW LOL x #EVER Open Weight Unification: Rains(c) beat Flying Man(c) via BIG DRIZ x BIG DRIZ x BIG DRIZ x OOOOWWWWAAAA x Spear -> Pin -> #EVER Super Champion!

-

The Board Room

Jeff Andonuts: Gentlemen and Wall Dads, I have an announcement to make. Things are about to get a lot easier for us, when it comes to our part in EBW. We agreed to run things, and act as a counter balance to Ryan IQ, but IQ has mostly been working behind the scenes with w00t and co, and as it turns out Noah Jennings has been doing a great job in his role. I know, I'm surprised too actually. That being said, it was always the goal of the "vaunted and mysterious shareholders" to place someone in charge on a more permanent basis. Someone will watch over EBW and alleviate us of some of the burd-privilege. You know, so we can focus on that whole "apocalypse clock" thing? That's why I'm thrilled to introduce Mr. Jack Wozniak!

A middle aged man, with a nice suit, and slicked back hair entered the room.

Mr. Wozniak: Thank you. I don't have the time to remember your names. I'm saving that brain power to be the best EBW Boss there has ever been. Now, what is it exactly EBW does?

Apple Kid: Are you kidding?

Mr. Wozniak: Of course I am. We make widgets or something right?

Apple Kid: Wrestling! It's a Wrestling company!

Mr. Wozniak: What? That's still a thing? Huh, guess I'll have to watch some of this stuff. Get in the mindset. Alright people, I may not have the experience, but I have the drive to crush my enemies no matter what I do. You just have to open your mind to do whatever it takes. Look, you have your blinds shut to the world around you. Open them up, and take a look at what-oh my...there appears to be a man making passionate, angry love to himself.

Orange Kid: That's why we closed the blinds in the first place.

Mr. Wozniak: Right there in his office. Huh. People, I like to think of myself as a winner, and I surround myself with winners. I see potential in all of you. Let me be your mentor.

Apple Kid: ....Nah, we're good.

Mr. Wozniak: That's unfortunate. You have got to admire this guy's persistence and stamina though.

Picky Minch: You're still watching?

Mr. Wozniak: People, we need to be ruthless. You need to stuff your hearts with steel wool and tin foil! Remember, to our competitors and rivals, we ARE the exterminator! Say it!

Picky Minch: I'm the exterminator?

Mr. Wozniak: Again!

Picky Minch: I'm the exterminator.

Mr. Wozniak: Louder!

Picky Minch: I'M THE EXTERMINATOR!

Mr. Wozniak: Alright, not that loud. People are trying to work around here.

Picky Minch: ...ok...

Mr. Wozniak: People, I will learn this "Wrestling" thing, faster than anyone ever has, and I will be the best at running said "Wrestling" thing. You can bank on that. Also, if we have any bald people as staff or on this "roster" thing, we need to get rid of them immediately.

Jeff Andonuts: I....I'm sure he is joking about the bald thing.

Apple Kid: I'm not...I'm not sure at all.

Mr. Wozniak: I don't joke. I act. Our opponents are going to TRY to grab all the marbles, and it's our job to hide them

Apple Kid: That's not how you play marbles.

Mr. Wozniak: But, that's how you keep them. Alright people, I have work to do. Just remember my life lessons here, and you'll go far. One, never trust a bald person, and two, never go to a second location with a hippie. It won't have a toilet. Doing either of those things is guaranteed disaster. Like eating a burrito before sex. Thank you and goodnight.

Apple Kid: Wait sir...have you...have you been drinking?

Mr. Wozniak: A bit yeah, but it's rich drunk, so it's still legal to drive. Goodnight

Orange Kid: Alright, what the hell was all that?

Jeff Andonuts: That's our new Boss.

Wayne Angel: *on tablet from the walls* I like him!

-

Crystal Heaven

Tack Angel burst into the room full of joy, but the joy turned to pain, because he had just kicked open a crystal door.

Tack Angel: HEY EVERY-OW! OW MY FOOT! OWIE! OWIE!

Amy Angel: Tack, what is all of that you just dropped?

Tack Angel: Presents! Gifts! Wondrous tools of imagination for my beloved children.

Tracy Angel: I don't suppose we could play with them too could we?

Amy Angel: That looks expensive. It takes so much to pay for the upkeep of the Kingdom. Your Dad's payment just rebuilt the place.

Tack Angel: This came from me! It's not from my EBW contract. I went out and I made some "smart financial surprises".

Amy Angel: What? Smart, financial, and surprise don't normally go together.

Tack Angel: Well, that's what makes it a surprise? Well, I went to the studio because I wanted to set the record straight on that cartoon full of lies and slander! That's when they convinced me to set things straight by making several "celebrity appearances", like a TV movie, a game show, and-

Amy Angel: How is that helping set the record straight with the cartoon?

Tack Angel: It...it...well it...I got paid a lot of money for it.

Amy Angel: Alright. Then, tell us more about these projects.

Tack Angel: Well, I could tell you, but I'd rather...SHOW YOU!

Tack quickly threw a tape into the VCR.

Amy Angel: Why did you get this stuff on tape?

Tack Angel: Why do we still have a VCR?

Amy Angel: ...Wow, you got me there.

-

Woman Announcer: You're watching Lifetime, television for Women...who hate themselves AND men. Coming soon, a story of love, love, more love, three more times love, and then betrayal! It was a quiet town, or a quiet street. Nothing could ever go wrong here, or so they thought. One man, and 6 women, bonded in matrimony, but the picturesque scene was all a farce.

"Amy": Tack, aren't I enough for you?

"Tack": Shut up woman! You're not enough! No woman will EVER be enough, so I will have however many I want! What are YOU going to do about it?!

"Amy": Oh no!

Woman Announcer: 6 women, whose lives spiraled out of control the day they met "HIM".

"Tracy": So I noticed this door is locked. What's on the other side?

"Tack" It's none of your business bitch!

"Tracy": Please don't hit me again!

Woman Announcer: It all looked perfect...perfect from the outside.

"Makoto": I just want to visit my family in Edo!

"Tack": You're not going anywhere. You'll never leave me. None of you will EVER leave me.

Woman Announcer: Coming soon "Angel's Cry" based on the totally true and not at all fabricated story of the Angel Family.

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Amy Angel: What the hell was that?!

Tracy Angel: That bitch looked nothing like me.
 
Makoto Angel: How did you know I wanted to visit my family in Edo?

Tack Angel: I had NO IDEA they did that! I gave them the rights, and told them the story, but THAT is not AT ALL what I told them.

Nani Angel: I feel you were deceived by man hating harpies. I will destroy them for you.

Amy Angel: If that airs, we sue them for slander!

Tack Angel: But they have the rights! They already paid me.

Amy Angel: How much?

Tack showed Amy the check.

Amy Angel: Really? Well...they can air whatever they want then. Who the hell cares with money like that.

Tack Angel: I think you'll like the next one better. I was actually there for it.

Amy Angel: I thought you were supposed to be in THAT one. I guess I see why they would recast you.

Tack Angel: I'm just salty Jackson Kain took the job!

Makoto Angel: I THOUGHT that was him! He looked a lot like you!

Tack Angel: He stuffed his shirt. That was a dick move.

Makoto Angel: I'm going to have a word with him next time I see him.

Tack Angel: Let's watch the next thing!

Crystal Heaven - Lake Faris

Trevor Mach and Mav Valentine were fishing off the dock of Lake Faris.

Trevor Mach: The one thing I wish they made out of crystal is this dock. I'm getting splinters. You catch anything yet?

Mav Valentine: Not a nibble, but I'll catch something.

Trevor Mach: Just be careful. There's a dragon down there.

Mav Valentine: Heh. You're joking right?

Trevor Mach: .....

Mav Valentine: Huh. Why am I not surprised.

Trevor Mach: It's probably why we're not catching anything.

Mav Valentine: What are we doing here?

Trevor Mach: I need to talk to Tack. I heard something about him being the top merch seller, and I have to figure out how. I mean, I'm the War Wolf! I got lots of cool merch, but most people seem to like that cartoon of his. Except for him....hehe. Still, I'm in the Bad Dudes movies, and those were partially funded by EBW ergo, the big box office should have made me the top money guy, but-

Trevor and Mav: Tack Angel is also in the Bad Dudes movies.

Trevor Mach: That son of a bitch!

Mav Valentine: Yeah! Screw him!

Trevor Mach: Hey! You don't get to disparage my buddy! Only his rival can do that. There are few among us that can bask in his REFLECTIVE GLORY!

Mav Valentine: Huh?

Trevor Mach: Don't worry about it. Point is, we're Bad Dudes for real. Blood brothers to the end. I just want to backhand him for outselling me at the merch stands. That's all. So, that's why we're here.

Mav Valentine: Yeah, but why are we fishing?

Trevor Mach: Relaxes me. Pushes that murderous rage deep down.

Mav Valentine: You got problems Senpai.

Trevor Mach: There's that Senpai again. Yeah kid, I do have problems, but don't we all? I've learned how to take that rage, and make it constructive. I'm the resident wrecking ball. The explosives expert. I AM Trevor Blade from Bad Dudes basically. That was all me. Crazy? Sure. But, I killed all the ninjas....with help from Tack....I guess.

Mav Valentine: Speaking of Bad Dudes, did you know that they're releasing a Director's Cut of the movies for a theatrical re-release.

Trevor Mach: Great. So much good shit left on the cutting room floor, because people couldn't handle the 80's. That's it. Plain and simple. Never mind that all that footage would have made it a 4 hour movie. It's GOOD ENOUGH to be a 4 hour movie. Just a shame movie theaters are dying out. Used to be an experience to go to one. You sit down in the darkness with no phone. You stare ahead, and you get sucked into the experience. OR you do what Tack and I do, and laugh at the movie, like we did Suicide Squad. That movie sucked.

Mav Valentine: You live for nostalgia, don't you Senpai?

Trevor Mach: You got to stop with the Senpais. Yeah, I do, and despite what people say, living in the past is NOT a problem, when you're just trying to hold onto the things that made it so great. This time and place could use an 80's badass. That's why I'm here, and why I'm not going anywhere. You can't cancel what I am.

Mav Valentine: How can I be that enduring?

Trevor Mach: Stick with me, we'll get you there.

Mav Valentine: Do I have a choice?

Trevor Mach: Do you?

Mav Valentine: I'm honestly not sure? I mean on one hand, you basically just started making me follow you around. On the other hand, Aly's cooking is amazing.

Trevor Mach: That surprised me too.

Mav Valentine: I guess I do want to keep following you.

Trevor Mach: You're acting like you do have a choice in the matter.

Mav Valentine: So I don't?

Trevor Mach: I'm not saying that.

Mav Valentine: ......Heh.

Trevor Mach: Hehe...

Nani Angel: Trespassers in the Kingdom. What are you doing here?

Mav Valentine: Ah! Where did she come from?!

Trevor Mach: Relax, she's a ninja...or one of those ghost things from the Grudge or whatever. She's elusive is the point. Hey Nani, it's me, your ol' pal Trevor!

Nani Angel: I ask again. What are you doing here trespassers?

Trevor Mach: Yeesh. I'm here to see Tack.

Nani Angel: He's not here. He's off on a business trip.

Trevor Mach: Dammit! I guess we'll be going.

Nani Angel: Call next time....or just don't show up...ever.

Mav Valentine: I don't think she likes you.

Trevor Mach: She's warming up to me. I didn't hear a death threat this time. It's all about making progress Mav. Write that down.

Saturn City Market Place

A shopping center of sorts, an alley way was converted into several street stands, where citizens would peddle their wares. Tack Angel was walking down that alley with Amy.

Tack Angel: What are we doing here again?

Amy Angel: As the Agent of G.E.O.F.F, I have to make sure you guys are the most marketable you can be. I want you all to be hot commodities. Ness is a legend, and won't touch that image. His game for the SNES is still sought after. Firebrand X has his own "Brand", and we can't touch that either. It's hard to work with Subculture right now, and Hashim Al-Singh does great work as an ambassador. However, YOU are my husband, and I can tinker with your image all I want.

Tack Angel: You're really getting into this huh?

Amy Angel: I missed this Tack. I've been a mother and a wife, and then I had to adjust to our new living environment. It hasn't always been easy, but I've been happy. There was something missing though. I have a passion of business, and I let my passion fall to the wayside.

Tack Angel: I never wanted that for you....except that time you married me and revealed yourself as part of an evil organization trying to take over EBW.

Amy Angel: Oh jeez, you still remember that? Got to let it go Tack.

Tack Angel: You tricked me!

Amy Angel: And you married 5 other women. We're even.

Tack Angel: ...I guess that adds up.

Amy Angel: I'm the business woman. Trust me, it does. So, to the reason we're here.

Tack Angel: Spending quality time together?

Amy Angel: Not exactly. Market research shows that you're the top seller in EBW, BUT Bashin Dan is catching up to you, and fast. They are releasing more merch for him, so he won't be #3 much longer.

Tack Angel: Who is #2?

Amy Angel: Trevor.

Tack Angel: Heh. I bet that drives him crazy. So what are doing about this?

Amy Angel: Well, the REASON Trevor is doing so well, is because the internet loves his whatever he's got going on with Mav Valentine. Protege or hostage, one of the other.

Tack Angel: He says he's his "boy".

Amy Angel: Right. Well THAT is why we're here. We're going to get you a "boy".

Tack Angel: I'm sorry what?

Amy Angel: We're going to the Boy Stable, to find you a boy, that will endear you to the crowd, and we can make shirts and stuff.

Tack Angel: Copying Trevor?

Amy Angel: He's probably copying someone else. Everyone copies everything, and then it traces back to the Simpsons.

Tack Angel: I almost threw up in my mouth when you said that.

Amy Angel: Yes, but Simpsons and Wrestling somehow go hand in hand. I don't get it either, but you have to acknowledge it.

Tack Angel: I refuse.

Amy Angel: Fine, but we're getting you a "boy".

Tack Angel: It's not like they're just out here selling "boys".

Boy Seller: Boy for sale! Boy for sale!

Amy Angel: You were saying?

Tack Angel: This city is weird.

Amy Angel: We'll take the boy!

Boy Seller: The boy has found a home! At last! We've been trying to home this boy for a long time. Here are his papers.

Tack Angel: He's a person! Why are we treating him like an animal?

Boy Seller: Here is your boy. Come on out boy. We have someone who would like to meet you.

Fighter Daron: Hello, it's....oh no.

Tack Angel: Well hi there. My name is Tack Angel. What's your name?

Fighter Daron: ....I should've signed with Arliss.

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EBW World

Announcer: And now it's time for EBW World, with those two guys who just don't have a clue, Apple Kid and Orange Kid.

Apple Kid: I'm going to figure out who that announcer is.

Orange Kid: You're going to get fired! Jerk! Hate that guy!

Apple Kid: Right? Welcome to EBW World, where we talk about stuff, and show you stuff. You get it by now I'm sure. Hey, I love my job, but that guy, he just takes all the air out of the room you know?  

Orange Kid: Absolutely. I bet it's Senor Box.

Apple Kid: Wait what?

Orange Kid: That guy has always had it out for me.

Apple Kid: ...Let's uh...let's take it to a match shall we?

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Tag: Shark #1[o]/Shark #2 beat Mister Twister[x]/Stealth Vanyon via JAWSbreaker -> Pin

Orange Kid: Wasn't that jobber Mister Twister with the Shark Pack as Sharknado?

Apple Kid: Wow, you actually kept up. I'm impressed. Yeah, he was, but when #EVER was purged of talent, he went back to his old name and old tag partner. Now, they are "Enhancers" for EBW.

Orange Kid: Whatever. I see him twirling around the ring, and I see the other one pretending to be that nefarious Senor Box. We know you're in the box! It's moving! Senor Box doesn't let you see him move....he waits....he always waits.

Apple Kid: The Sharks are being thrust back into the spotlight, and for once I think that experience factor they have is working for them. Quick tags and a smash mouth style, and I think I see the remains of a broken candy safe in their corner?

Orange Kid: I want candy too.

Apple Kid: Shark #1 with the JAWSbreaker on Twister! 1-2-3! The Sharks win a match! Wow! Also...Vanyon never popped out of that box. He was waiting for the right moment and-oh there he is. He just realized he waited too long.

Orange Kid: I knew that wasn't Senor Box.

-

Apple Kid: So, are you ready to head to Bollywood?

Orange Kid: What now?

Apple Kid: No, not now, but when we do go next week. The card is forming, and the tickets are selling fast. It's going to be a big event. We're all going for this one.

Orange Kid: I don't really want to go, but alright.

Apple Kid: Way to boost the excitement levels. We've had Hashim Al-Singh working over there as an Ambassador, but he came back to join G.E.O.F.F and-

Orange Kid: He's a flake. Always coming and going. He promised to help fight EBW: Dark and he took off and-

Hashim Al-Singh: *clears throat*

Orange Kid: .....

Hashim Al-Singh: It's fine. Peace be with you. I understand your concerns, but I am no flake. I go where the will of God takes me, but I will always be around to fight the darkness when needed.

Apple Kid: It's getting crazy out there, with Swift drawing the battle lines. He and Generator have formed 3WM, and they're looking to do things their way. Do you think EBW and 3WM will be able to get along in this fight?

Hashim Al-Singh: We will have to wait and see. That's really up to Swift and Generator, or whoever else they get to join them. I know I want to work together, but this is wrestling, and the spirit of competition is high. If it's a rivalry they want, I hope it comes with no malicious intent.

Orange Kid: It's wrestling, like you said. It's nothing BUT malicious intent.

Hashim Al-Singh: Not always so. Los Tiburon is a man of principle, fighting a war against a clown demon to save his soul. The malicious intent is one sided there.

Apple Kid: Surprised to hear you bring up Tiburon, considering his...uh..."close ties" to Father Sergio.

Hashim Al-Singh: I believe that ties into the misconceptions about me. We are all children of God, and find our own ways to him. Camilo Ortega has his ways, and he believed we came into conflict on that, but I do not. I just want everyone to find their own personal path to God.

Orange Kid: ...I could really use talking to you and Padre Sergio more often. I got a lot of life problems and nobody likes me.

Apple Kid: Too much mellow drama for me. Let's check out a Hashim Al-Singh match!

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Singles: Hashim Al-Singh beat Seethe Rolletty via Cobra Clutch Slam -> Pin

Orange Kid: So, we're just using trash from #EVER to "enhance" our guys now are we?

Apple Kid: This guy was crying in the hallway of his hotel room until someone would give him a match. Problem is, he tore his knee up again on the way to the ring and Hashim is just crushing him here. A Cobra Clutch Slam wins it for Hashim.

Orange Kid: Too easy. Don't give Hashim the full winners purse. It was barely a match.

Hashim Al-Singh: I'm still here you know.

Orange Kid: AH!

-

Orange Kid: ....

Apple Kid: He's gone. He didn't hit you. He just left, because he's a class act.

Orange Kid: Oh good.

Apple Kid: We have one more match for you tonight, and it might just change things in Bollywood. I know, it's an important match on our show? Weird right?

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Women's Singles: Erica beat Lt. Lacy Wagner via Air Raid Crash -> Pin

Apple Kid: The former army Lieutenant, Lacy Wagner, trying to take down the monolithic Erica. I wouldn't have said that a few months ago, but she is making quite the name for herself lately. She put on mass, and mastered a new finisher. It's all been a momentum shifting rise from there.

Orange Kid: I love that she comes out in the "Cloth" and takes it off slowly during her entrance. It's enticing.

Apple Kid: She WILL hurt you.

Orange Kid: If I know that and it makes it hotter mean I'm a weido?

Apple Kid: Yes it does. Erica with the Air Raid Crash on Wagner! 1-2-3! The House of M's student loses to "Gemini" Erica. She's grabbing a microphone.

Erica: I don't think people want to see a match like this. They want to see me using my full talent and strength against REAL competition. More to the point, they want to see me realizing my full potential. They want me to become the Women's World Champion. Don't boo it, you know it's true. You know how good I am, and how good I was all those years ago, when things were taken from me. My career was sabotaged, and it took years....YEARS to recover! I played a part, spiked my hair up like an idiot, and tried to carve a niche, but I don't want to carve a niche. I want the whole damn thing! I'm telling you all right now, that I don't want to wait for the winner of Iroha vs. Christina. I want in that match! I want my title shot now! Iroha's win was a fluke. Christina's win will be short lived. I WILL BE the World Champion, and I will ELEVATE that title.

-

Apple Kid: We don't know if that match has be altered yet, but you can be sure that Erica is probably working on it as we speak. This has been EBW World, and once again, Orange Kid survives another week of running his mouth.

Orange Kid: That's right. No one is going to-whoa!

Apple Kid: What? Did you trip? You alright? Wait...is that Senor Box?!

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#EVER Writers Room

A bunch of guys were sitting around a table, trying to figure out the next #EVER show.

Writer #1: So....I'm not the only one with only a passing knowledge of wrestling right?

Writer #2: I think it's called Mat Based Excitement, but yeah, I don't know either.

Writer #3: Why did they hire us anyways? I thought this stuff was real? Why do they need writers?

A man in bright colored clothes, bleach blonde hair, and wacky springing eye glasses was standing in the doorway.

Writer #1: Uh...can we help you?

?: I'm sorry, let me introduce myself. The name is Colin Kerfluffle, and I'm sent by the network to help punch up scripts, and add some much needed "Pizzazz"

As he said "Pizzazz", he spread open his hands, revealing the word in glitter, appearing out of nowhere.

Writer #2: How did he do that?

Colin Kerfluffle: I'm just here to help out, but don't mind me. Y'all do your thing. It's your show.

Writer #3: Well actually, we're not sure what to do. Rince Vusso got fired by Strike for the 3rd time this month, and they brought us in as replacements. This could be a problem.

Colin Kerfluffle: You're all a bunch of sad sacks in this room! Come on people! It's #EVER! It's the funnest show on this flat Earth we live on! It should be like a party in here, with pizza covered in pineapple! COVERED IN IT! I'm going to add some spice to the mixture here, since I'm a fan of Rince Vusso's work. Pole matches! Time Travel! Men that may or may not be in Chicken costumes! Pirates! It writes itself! Come up with something! Go!

Writer #2: What if it was a CAGE match AND a Pole match!

Colin Kerfluffle: You just put two matches together with no forethought. You're like a child. You have the brain of a child, but you struck gold cause it's on the card! A Cage hanging from a Pole perilously over the Club! I love it! Next!

Writer #1: What if like...we advertised a 6-Man Tag....on a Pole...but it was really just a singles match...with a 6-Man Tag....playing on a television...on a pole? I don't know.

Colin Kerfluffle: You sir are insane....you're a raging psychopath...don't let this town take that away from you. You said you don't know, but you definitely DO know because it's ON THE CARD! I think that about does it, but let's do this again in a couple weeks! CHOW!

Writer #1: ....We're not actually going to book that show are we?

Morgan Freeman Narrator: But they did....but they did.

Onett 2000

The Time Force found themselves in Onett, 6 years before the founding of EBW...

Degrees: I don't get it. We've been sitting here at the Ness house for HOURS! Where is this guy? We haven't seen any Zenitts. We haven't seen that Nabal guy either. They are really playing the long game here with these goons by the way.

Jackson Kain: They have all the "time" they want. Are you bored or something?

Degrees: Extremely. Plus...I don't like being around here at this tim.

Jackson Kain: Why?

Degrees: I'm here...younger me...I'm at the library right now...getting rejected by a girl I liked.

Jackson Kain: Well it worked out for you. You got married to a girl I like.

Degrees: You mean liked?

Jackson Kain: Nope.

Degrees: See, this is why I worry about inviting you over.

Jackson Kain: I died once, just to make it to your wedding. You got nothing to worry about.

Degrees: Hey, where is everyone else?

Jackson Kain: They took off into town a while ago. Thought they might chase another lead. If they want to stop EBW from forming, than Mayor Pirkle would be the other piece of the puzzle. They wanted to tell you, but you were have your existential crisis over here.

Degrees: You have to wonder what would happen if we run into our past selves. That's all. I don't feel like blowing up the universe.

Jackson Kain: You just don't want to relive the embarrassment.

Degrees: Yeah...that too.

Meanwhile in town...

Nosan: BRAINBUSTER!

Nosan blew up the Zenitt with a Time Force powered Brainbuster, clearing out the rest of the trash.

Nosan: And that takes care of that.

Gemma: Well done Nosan!

Faris Angel: I hope this isn't the closest you come to a spotlight episode!

Tack Angel: Gee willikers, that was amazing!

Faris Angel: Thanks hus-wha?!

A younger Tack Angel ran over to see the explosion.

Tack Angel: Yeah, that was so gosh darn cool! You guys are just like my Super Sentais!

Faris Angel: Uh...thanks....kid.

Tack Angel: Wow....you're pretty.

Faris Angel: *blush* Tack, I know you're into SS, but I just don't think I can-

Gemma: *cough*

Faris Angel: I mean, thank you for that compliment. We just stopped them from killing the Mayor, so let's go.

Gemma: Right. Nosan? Where's Nosan?

They looked over to see Nosan talking to the Mayor.

Mayor Pirkle: So, you don't like my chances for re-election?

Nosan: No, but when you're done, you could have another career, founding a wrestling company.

Mayor Pirkle: Ha! That's hilarious. I'm quite sure I'll remain Mayor of Onett for a looooong time! Also, I don't watch wrestling. What a silly man. Thank you for saving me and all, but you're silly.

Nosan: Can't wait to say I told you so in 19 years! Bye!

Gemma: Nosan, why would you do that?!

Nosan: Because, I applied to work in EBW in 2006 as the world's first janitor/wrestler, and he laughed in my face. Consider that payback!

Gemma: How old are you?

Nosan: ...I'd really rather not say.

#EVER Super Show
Club Saturn, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. 6-Man Tag on a Pole: Flying Man beat Lobster Man via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
2. Time Force Singles in 2000: Nosan beat Zenitt #62 via Brainbuster -> Explosion
3. Cage on a Pole: Pirate Bill beat Seethe Rolletty via Walk the Plank Elbow -> Pin

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Strike TV Wrestling Update

Makoto Angel: Makoto back in front of this green screen, for a Strike TV Wrestling Update! It seems like Kings of the Clash #1 was a decent success. The ratings for the show improved over #EVER in that same timeslot by over...is this right? 10000%? How is that even possible? How big was the ratings? A 2.3? So what does that mean? Surely you're exaggerating. I mean how many people watched #EVER? 23 people? Are you absolutely sure? I mean, I don't like to doubt people. Trust is very important in a working environment, and I'm sure you all work very hard, it's just that Faris is on that show, and I feel bad for her. Well, this week, Kings of the Clash #2 will be locked and loaded....figuratively. That's the name of the show. I don't think anyone is bringing a gun. That's a hot button issue I know, and we don't allow them in Crystal Heaven, but I certainly won't judge gun owners. Am I getting off track? The show is loaded in another sense too, with several fighters looking to try out their skills in this environment of heavily athletic matches. There are stipulations to most, if not all, of the matches on a KoTC card, but they are designed to put emphasis on certain fighting styles. The main event will see Trevor Mach answer the challenge from Camilo Ortega, putting his Television Championship on the line in the 8-Sided Ring. They are going with No Ropes as their stipulation, because I guess Trevor likes Bloodsport? Yeah, I've seen that movie, just not at home. Tack doesn't care much for movies with blood...violence...machismo...or the 80's. He DOES like kicking though, so maybe he wouldn't hate it?

Kings of The Clash #2: Locked and Loaded
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Strikes Only: Subculture vs. Mav Valentine
2. Takedown Challenge: Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike
3. Critical Style Singles: Maurice vs. Ishihiro Tomo
4. EBW Television Championship No Ropes: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Camilo Ortega

Makoto Angel: Before that of course, we have Xcite, and I'm looking forward to the Semi-Main myself, as Women's World Champion Christina Angel and Hope Mach take on Women's World Tag Champions Erica and Valarie Dorado, who is also the Women's Television Champion. The titles won't be on the line, but a win for our Christina might put her in line for a shot. Maybe Hope could try for the Television title! We like her. Everyone else will have their eyes glued to the Main Event! EBW: Dark has split in two, with 3 Wolf Moon or 3WM forming with Swift and Generator. Generator and Hotlanta have a big score to settle, and that might just happen in the ring on Xcite. Don't miss it! Please? We work really hard. Though, if you have to, I guess it's alright. I know you tried your best too.

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Women's 4-Way: Murasaki vs. 21st Century Foxx vs. Kimber Blaze vs. Gold
2. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Vape/Golvoth
3. Singles: KYO vs. Hex Zero Limit
4. Women's Non-Title Tag: Erica/Valarie Dorado vs. Christina Angel/Hope Mach
5. Singles: Hotlanta vs. Generator

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Dan Club Locker Room

The Dan Club were hyping up the RagnaRockers for their title match that night, but Bashin Dan was distant, keeping to himself and shuffling his deck.

Hope Mach: Dan? Are you alright?

Bashin Dan: *sigh* Yeah, I'm alright, I'm just hanging onto some baggage.

Hope Mach: Your loss to X?

Bashin Dan: Yeah. Basically.

Hope Mach: What happened in that match?

Bashin Dan: I just...I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't get that violent. It didn't feel like true competition.

Hope Mach: Competition comes in all shapes and forms Dan. Firebrand was expecting to get clobbered with that chair. When you hesitated, he didn't. You have a big heart Dan, but in that ring, you have to set it aside or you could get hurt.

Bashin Dan: ...*sigh* You teach me so much. I have a lot more to learn I guess. Exciting as always, but this might be the toughest lesson yet.

Hope Mach: Do you think you can go through with it when the time comes?

Bashin Dan: We'll find out when the time comes.

Vape: Hey Dan, you going to hype us up with words of wisdom? Jammer just keeps throwing out b-ball references.

Jammer: Just be the ball Vape!

Bashin Dan: I think you'd be better off asking Hope. She knows her stuff.

Hope Mach: I'm still waiting to hear about you guys either ACCEPTING or DECLINING the offer of Sal Paradise to join the Paradise Collection!

Vape: We uh...we uh....

Golvoth: ....

Vape: We don't know. You guys have been like family, and I want to stay here but-

Golvoth: I DOOOON'T KNOOOOOOW!

Vape: Yeah...that.

Bashin Dan: Well...just do your best. Try as hard as you can, and when it comes to the decision, you just need to follow your hearts. Prepare your deck, and get ready!

Vape: Hehe...deck.

EBW: Xcite

The show opened with 3 Wolf Moon in the ring, getting a big reaction.

Swift: Make some damn noise! Amazing what some new colors, and a new logo do for your image. Just weeks ago, you were all willing to boo me out of the building. You knew how good I was, and how dominant I was, but I wasn't wearing the right colors. I didn't have the right logo on. I didn't name check the place you live. It's not my problem to try and please all of you. You can cheer the "good guys" and boo the "bad guys", or do the damn opposite. That's your call. But I have to admit, the cheers aren't so bad. So, you know why we formed. We have formed because we're coming about w00t, and EBW: Dark. But, that doesn't mean that we're suddenly going to be buddy buddy with EBW. The complaints still stand. The Brawler is still pissed about what happened here, and what happened to his career. That's not something I'm quick to forget. We're going to tip the scales, but we're not doing it to become the personal army for w00t. We're doing this for ourselves.

Generator: And tonight starts this too! I'm getting in that ring, and I'm kicking Hotlanta's ass, because he'd rather be a lackey and a goon, than to be his own man, and fight for what we set out to do. We already have new members by the way. We talked to them...in secret of course. The "lakis" get a little too scared to follow Swift around. You just might see them real soon. BUT...we HAVE to HAVE an AGENT apparently. That's the way things work around here. We have to have someone to represent us in the back. We found that too. So give it up for-

Ryan IQ: I don't think so guys. This isn't your show. No matter how much they try to push me out, it's still MY show!

Swift and Generator looked in the crowd and saw Ryan IQ, Triple Crown World Champion w00t, and KYO in front of the pyro table.

Ryan IQ: This is MY show, or show I say, it's the CHAMP'S SHOW!

w00t: Well said. Swift, I was just as pissed as you were about where my career ended up, but I was the one willing to put it all back together. You had the best year of your career because of me. You had it all. All you had to do was keep listening. I would have allowed you a longer reign before I finally moved forward with my desires to become champ again myself. You wouldn't listen, and now look at me. I'm the Triple Crown World Champion. I won the E1 Climax to get the title. You're a brute without the brains. You can't hope to outsmart me. I'll always be a step ahead.

Swift: Oh yeah? Where are the World Team Championship rings? You're not wearing them anymore.

w00t: A slight miscalculation. All it was. We'll deal with that, when I'm done with Tack, and I'm done with you. That's the order by the way. You're NOT my top priority. You're just an inconvenience. Doesn't matter WHO you got to join your worthless, misguided cause. I've got the stroke around here, and that means I can replace you with just about anyone. Isn't that right....Rude?

EBW veteran Rude came out, with his head shaved bald once again, an earring in each ear, shades, and a cigar.

Rude: My ears were burning? By the way, can I smoke this in here? Doesn't really matter. I'll smoke it anyways, because EBW: Dark lives the high life. They do what they want, and I want in on that. w00t wants to be champ, that's his thing. I'm just here to do damage, and collect a paycheck for it. How sweet it is.

w00t: Haha. See Swift? See Hottie? You're easily replaceable with REAL talent, that know the score. I'll carry the whole group to the mountain top with me. They'll have money, power, and success. Hey Rude, why don't you give them a little something. A pyro show perhaps?

Rude: Gladly.

Rude flicked some switches at the pyro table, and the sparks began to fly from the turnbuckles.

w00t: Take this friendly hint Swift. The last favor I'm ever going to do for you. Walk away, because no one wants to hear, your copycat bullshit. This is the true force that is going to change the game. Not you.

Swift: Yeah w00t, I don't think so.

w00t: Well...don't say I didn't warn you then. I'm tired of looking at their faces. Hey Rude, dim the lights for me good sir. Let them stew in the darkness for a bit.

The lights in the arena went out.

w00t: Yeah, how do you like that Swift? If no one can see you whining, does it still count? You done yet? Alright then, let's bring them back up.

When the lights came back up, the ring was surrounded by Magnum PT, Camilo Ortega, Kinniku Mike, Jamie OD, and Hotlanta.

w00t: Just remember Swift. This is going to hurt you, a lot more than it's going to hurt me. Hahaha.

Swift and Generator stood back to back, as EBW: Dark hit the ring. Suddenly, they were interrupted by-

Reno: Hang on a minute! Wait right there guys. Don't move a muscle, because we're not done yet. Hey Rude, did you really think I wouldn't find out about your new job? I know we weren't working together anymore, but I still have ways of finding out. Swift knew, and that's why he came to me. I thought to myself "3 Wolf Moon", that's a shirt from Wal-Mart right? Then, he explained what the game plan was, and I'm all for it. They need a bright, smiling, handsome face, getting stuff done for them in the back, and THAT'S why I'm here. PLUS, our game is getting a remake, and those residuals are going to roll in, so everything is coming up Reno right now. In a gun fight, they say if you pull it, you better use it. You pulled the trigger, and now it's time to pull one of our own. Perhaps....a KNEE TRIGGER!

Trevor Mach and Mav Valentine rushed out of the crowd and blindsided EBW: Dark. Mach went straight for Ortega, while Mav tried and failed to get the drop on Mike. Generator dove out of the ring and hit Hotlanta, and Swift POUNCED through PT to brawl with Jamie OD. Security had to come out and separate the two factions. Reno stood with Swift, Generator, Mav Valentine, and Trevor Mach, as they all made the new 3WM hand sign.

EBW Announce Table

Tommy Dukes: Holy shit! What a way to start the show! 3MW, now with Agent Reno, and two new members. Mav Valentine and freaking Trevor Mach?! I didn't see that one coming! Makoto is going to try and get a word with the group now, so let's take it to the back.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Guys! Guys! Wait please! I want to get a word if possible.

Trevor Mach: I think you want more than one word, but go ahead.

Makoto Angel: What is going on here? Why would you join up with Swift and 3MW?

Trevor Mach: Let the man tell you himself!

Swift: They say the enemy of my enemy is my best friend. Now, I don't know about all of that, but Mach and I here have killed each other in that ring enough to know where we stand. Mutual respect, forged in mutual defeat.

Trevor Mach: That's right! The hunt just got more interesting, because the War Wolf isn't the only one howling at the moon anymore. You like that? Let's cut the shit. w00t, you and your goons are going to get your asses kicked.

Mav Valentine: Sometimes you have to take the biggest risks. No guts, no glory.

Trevor Mach: Not bad kid. Not bad at all.

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Women's 4-Way: Murasaki beat 21st Century Foxx[x], Kimber Blaze, and Gold via Violet Frosion -> Pin

Nerma: A match without an Angel! I'm impressed

Makoto Angel: What do you mean?

Nerma: Nothing! I just have to remind myself I'm being paranoid. The EBW: Dark women want to get back into the game, and this is the match to do it. Murasaki is running down her opponents. Kimber has Gold in the Rack, but Murasaki hit the Violet Frosion on Foxx to get the pin before the tap.

2. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)[o]/Jamie OD(c) beat Vape[x]/Golvoth via Muscle Buster -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: The RagnaRockers are really giving it to "Best Match", and Sal Paradise is watching with his Paradise Collection in the crowd. This team is highly sought after, but what's going on with Golvoth. He's getting frustrated with Vape, and he's...he's leaving?! What's happening here. He's leaving through the crowd. Vape is on his own! Mike using his massive strength to LIFT Vape! Holy shit a Muscle Buster! 1-2-3! The titles are defended, and I think Golvoth just made his decision! He's leaving with the Paradise Collection. Sal Paradise looks just as confused as we are, but he's rolling with it.
 
3. Singles: KYO beat Hex No Limit via DQ

Tommy Dukes: Tiburon didn't wait this time! He's on the attack with that chair! He's grappling like a mad man, while KYO laughs like a maniac! Hex No Limit lost by DQ, but thank God he narrowly escaped a Hell Claw.

4. Women's Non-Title Tag: Erica[o]/Valarie Dorado beat Christina Angel[x]/Hope Mach via Air Raid Crash -> Pin

Makoto Angel: Christina and Hope are a dream team, but Erica and Valarie seem unstoppable right now. They are on fire. I do believe though, that with confidence, and the power of their bonds, Christina and Hope can-

Nerma: Air Raid Crash from Erica to Christina! Hope is out on the floor after that Fisherman Buster on the outside, so no help coming. Christina is out. Our World Champion getting pinned by the "Gemini" Cloth bearer Erica. I don't believe how strong this group has gotten. They just pinned the World Champion. I think Erica has another case to make that she should be in the match at Battle in Bollywood.

Makoto Angel: ....Well.

5. Singles: Generator vs. Hotlanta ended in a No Contest

Tommy Dukes: PT and Ortega on the outside, trying to get involved in this high flying and technical spectacle. The two long time rivals teamed up for EBW: Dark, but now all bets are off! Here comes 3MW! They're fighting with EBW: Dark in the ring! This match is getting thrown out. On the stage we have Tack Angel, Ness, Firebrand X, Subculture, and Hashim Al-Singh. Are they going to get into the mix too?

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EBW HQ

Mr. Wozniack poured a little something extra into his morning coffee, as he made his rounds around EBW HQ.

Mr. Wozniack: Jennings, this place is a real shit show. You see that woman over there?

Noah Jennings: Uh..yes sir?

Mr. Wozniack: She spoke to me yesterday. Fire her, and don't ever try and make me talk to a woman that old ever again.

Noah Jennings: I can't just fire her!

Mr. Wozniack: Sure you can. It's simple. Watch. Jennings, you're fired.

Noah Jennings: *gasp*

Mr. Wozniack: No wait, you're rehired. I need you to do things I don't want to do. Like firing that old biddy over there.

Noah Jennings: Alright.

Mr. Wozniack: That's the spirit. Gotta have ruthless attitude to make it in this business...whatever it is we do.

Noah Jennings: Wrestling?

Mr. Wozniack: I keep thinking we sell t-shirts.

Noah Jennings: We do that too.

Mr. Wozniack: Wonderful. I'm halfway there. Wait...who is that over there?

Noah Jennings: It's someone here to see you sir. It's-

Mr. Wozniack: ...Dufrene!

A tall, skinny, balding man stood at the receptionist desk, but quickly turned when he heard Mr. Wozniack's voice.

Mr. Dufrene: Bum bum buuuuuum!

Mr. Wozniack: You son of a bitch! How dare you come here!

Noah Jennings: Who is that sir?

Mr. Wozniack: That blood sucking, balding, left handed parasite, is Dufrene, my arch rival. He's tried to best me at everything, but he's failed, because he's not on my level.

Mr. Dufrene: Is that so Wozniack? Why oh why then, did I just have a meeting with the shareholders that voted against you to be appointed Boss huh? They have no confidence in you, but they see a bright future with me in charge. Let's just be honest with each other. I'll go first. I'm gay, and I want your job.

Mr. Wozniack: Dufrene, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.

Mr. Dufrene: You should be. Because if you screw up, and stop making this company money, then I'm taking over.

Mr. Wozniack: Well get ready to be disappointed again, because the headlines are going to read. "Wozniack saves EBW, Bangs your Mom".

Mr. Dufrene: I guess we'll see about that. I'm out of here. Lat-

Mr. Wozniack: Don't you finger gun at me Dufrene. I know it's your signature, and it's not cool, not in the slightest.

Mr. Dufrene: *finger gun* Pew!

Mr. Wozniack: "Vwooom". Force field. Blocked it.

Mr. Dufrene: You're going down.

Mr. Wozniack: No Dufrene....I don't do that.

-

Camilo Ortega: God's lessons to us...they are painful. They are painful because they have to be. I found out the hard way, and went out of my way to fight it. I listened to what my Abuela said, instead of listening to my instincts, and it cost me everything. It cost me the path, but that weakness was only temporary. I have returned to the path, never to leave again. I will rule over everything. I bow to no one. I've simply been...biding my time.

-

Trevor Mach: "God's lessons are painful"? Is that what he said. I don't think so. I will tell you one thing. MY lessons are painful. I'm going to teach you Ortega.

-

Camilo Ortega: The man is full of bravado, and to my disappointment, I've helped fuel that, by underestimating him. He's a crafty, as most sociopaths are. They make you believe lies. I will destroy the lie that he can keep up with me. Maybe, just maybe, I can save him.

-

Trevor Mach: His Messiah complex has been left unchecked. He thinks I'M the one with the ego? I've never attempted to put myself up there with Jesus. I'd say I'm an Ace Hunter kind of guy. You don't know who that is? You're kidding me.

-

Camilo Ortega: I don't have a flamboyant attitude. I don't go around trying to tell people why I'm the best. I simply walk the path and show them. You'd be surprised how good you get when you cut the entertainment, and focus on the sport.

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Trevor Mace: Ace Hunter! The guy from MegaForce! Whatever, I know who I am, and I'm not a psycho like Ortega. I'm just the Bad Man. The War Wolf. I live for the sport too, but who says it can't be entertaining.

-

Camilo Ortega: I'm more refined than he is. I have more experience in this department. 8-sided ring, with no ropes, it'll be the perfet environment to take him to the mat over and over. Judo throw. STO. Takedown after takedown. I know what I'm doing. The man is hurt. He's taken a couple weeks off, but that's not enough time. Broken nose, cracked orbital bone, and a wracked knee. All easily exploitable, and I will exploit them.

-

Trevor Mach: Oh? He knows how injured I am? What a shock. Who cares, we all know it. Look at my face, it's swo-here, let me help him. *smears a red x in paint on his face* There! That's a target! *smears a red x in paint on his right knee* There! Another target! Go for it Ortega! Shoot for it. I DARE you!

-

Camilo Ortega: That Knee won't trigger, I'll see to that. Tap, nap, snap, or pin. I don't care. You will lose, and I'll become the Television Champion.

-

Trevor Mach: I can't believe you don't know who Ace Hunter is. Seriously. What the hell?

Kings of The Clash #2: Locked and Loaded

Tommy Dukes: This is the good shit! Haha! Sorry, I'm just happy to be back here in the Mad Gear Bar. It's my element. It's what I've been looking for! Tonight, the experiment continues, as these fighters break the bounds of wrestling, and change the game. Love this place. It only seats about 100-150 at most, and it gets to smelling like BO, but mix that with the smoke and beer smells, and you'll understand why Nerma is nowhere to be seen. I'm joined by a special guest tonight, in the form of world famous sports agent Arliss Michaels!

Arliss: Please, the pleasure is all yours. Yes, I'm Arliss Michaels, the very best of the best when it comes to sports agents. I know talent when I see it, and I want to foster that talent, nurture it, and grow it. I want to make the talent...and myself...a lot of money. Most of all, I want to be there for them, during the good times AND the bad.

Tommy Dukes: Is that why you're not answering your cell right now?

Arliss: ...I'm uh...I'm busy obviously. I'm here, scouting out talent. I've dabbled in Wrestling before, but this is the new hotness, and I want in on the ground floor.

Tommy Dukes: Well, you have fun with all that, cause I'm here to enjoy this night of fights, and it's going to get EMOTIONAL!

Arliss: Emotions have no cash value.

Tommy Dukes: ...Right

Kings of The Clash #2: Locked and Loaded
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Strikes Only: Subculture beat Mav Valentine via KO Punch -> TKO

Tommy Dukes: Strikes Only match here with the blind man Subculture showing Mav Valentine that you don't need eyes to break a jaw. Amy Angel on the outside, managing her talent like a good Agent right Arliss?

Arliss: I could get this guy more money, and more sponsorships. He's blind, I could work that angle.

Tommy Dukes: Tack wanted to be in here with his wife, but we're sold out again. He tried to sneak in through catering, but he was obviously peeking out from under the table. This being strikes only is working against Mav, but you have to give the kid credit for stepping up.

Arliss: He's on the move up huh? Better keep an eye on him. Who represents him now?

Tommy Dukes: A guy named Reno professionally, but I think it's complicated.

Arliss: Last thing I need is complication. Say no more.

Tommy Dukes: Subbie with the KO Punch, and that's one too many for Mav. That's a TKO, the ref is calling it.

2. Takedown Challenge: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike via Biel Throw -> Takedown

Tommy Dukes: The eternal rivals can never just let it go. They ultimately always cross paths, and it's happening here at Kings of the Clash. No strikes allowed here, as it's all about Takedown mastery. Speaking of mastery, I want to announce that in 2 weeks, we begin a process to determine the masters of various fighting styles, who will then wage war in "Battle of the Masters" to determine who is the true King of the Clash.

Arliss: I could bring in some boxers for that. My talent at "AMM" is vast.

Tommy Dukes: I'm sure it is. Look! Mike going for the Release Dragon Suplex, but Amigo countered out! Big throw attempt after big throw attempt here. It's not happening. Size difference be damned, these two are equals. What's this? Amigo with the Biel Throw! A simple throw, BUT IT WORKED! Mike was expecting the simplicity! Amazing! Amigo with the win!

Arliss: I want to sign that guy.

Tommy Dukes: Taken by Paradise.

Arliss: No one knows Paradise until they see the money I can get them.

Tommy Dukes: No, Paradise is a person.

Arliss: I see.

3. Critical Style Singles: Ishihiro Tomo beat Maurice via Brainbuster -> Pin   

Tommy Dukes: An all out war in that 8-sided ring right now! The vicious Tomo, and the ultra talented Maurice!

Arliss: It's violent. It's gory. It's horrendous. It's money!

Tommy Dukes: Maurice with a big front kick, but Tomo caught it! Lariat to the mat! He's scooping him up for the Brainbuster! Wasting no time here, because Critical Style matches are now officially being given a 5-Minute Time Limit. BRAINBUSTER! 1-2-3! Tomo-Kun with the win!

Arliss: I'm afraid of that guy. I must sign him.

Tommy Dukes: He's a Paradise guy.

Arliss: Dammit! Gotta find out how much money he's playing with.

4. EBW Television Championship No Ropes: Trevor Mach(c) beat Camilo Ortega via Kimura -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: Incredible main event here! Ortega is taking full advantage here, using the 8-sided ring with no ropes to his advantage. Mach is goading Ortega into shooting for the knee, or going for the face. OW! That headbutt from Mach had to hurt him too. Ortega with the STO! He's down. He's trying to ground and pound, with Mach trying to tossing him to the floor. Ortega in control, but Mach with the sudden switch to side control! He's got the Kimura locked in! His never favorite submission! He's got it locked in tight! Ortega has no ropes to grab, so no way out, but to escape! He's trying to roll through it, but to no avail! He refuses to tap! He's screaming at Mach to break his forearm, but the ref is stopping it! He's calling the match! Stoppage victory for Trevor Mach, but a lot can be said about Ortega, who would have rather taken a broken arm than tap. That's insane. Folks, we'll see you back here in two weeks for the Battle of the Masters!

Arliss: And I'll be here to, to hopefully sign said Masters.

-

?

A figure stood in front of an old, broken mirror in a dark, dingy room. His expression was blank and emotionless as he stared slapping clown make up all over his face, with no real pattern to it. The moment the paint was on, he stood in the light and grinned ear to ear as he slowly brushed his forehead back and forth over the broken mirror, the shards slowly tore him open, and he mixed the blood into his makeup.

?: You don't control me. You don't control me. You don't control me, and you can't stop me. I know what I am. I know what you are. You don't control me. You don't control me. I'll show you.

Saturn City Streets

Crowds parted in confusion and fear, as this scary clown waltzed down the street. He stopped to grin at some children and handed them bloody shards of mirror, telling them to "remove their masks" before their parents ripped the away and ran. The laughing clown made his way to the Saturn City Catholic Church. He slicked back his hair, fixed his tattered rags, and skipped up the stairs into the Church. From outside, screaming and property destruction could be heard.

Saturn City Catholic Church

Skip song to 2:45 if you're not there yet.

Bishop Ignacio and Parishioner Xiomara were tied to chairs. Ignacio was bleeding heavily from his forehead as he tried to free himself from the ropes. The clown was dancing in the background, knocking over religious icons in the process. A light finally revealed the identity of the clown to Ignacio.

KYO: Are we having fun? Listen. Sway to the music. You can hear it right? It's what was selected to play. It's all a game. None of it matters. Listen. You hear it right? Maybe not. You're just pawns. You not like Tiburon and me. He could hear it too if he embraced the monster within. He's too busy trying to be a "good boy", because YOU made him choose. Confused? You're the apple of his eye. You should know by now the dirty little secrets of Father Sergio.

KYO danced around, and twirled on the statue of Christ on the Cross.

KYO: What? Does this bother you? You wrote it? You didn't have to. HAHA! Or maybe, you can't stop. You both look confused. Maybe you can't see it either. Maybe you're just NPCs, but I am more than that. I tried once, to be just like you. I looked for a place in all of this. I was a brother to Danny. I cared about wins, losses, and titles. I really did. But then, I looked into the empty void. They called it the Sanctum, but I saw nothingness, and then beyond that, was the truth. We are not real. We live inside of a dream. None of this matters. He writes it all! HE WRITES ALL OF IT! What you say. What you do. Your whole existence, is typed out. He controls it all, and made this world. OR....or maybe, this world created him. It doesn't matter really, because it all means nothing. None of it matters! HAHA! IT'LL DRIVE YOU INSANE TO STARE INTO THE BLEAKNESS! I wish I could show you. I'll give you an example. A message for "Sergio". He wouldn't let me kill the Angel Family. He doesn't want me to kill you Ignacio. He doesn't want me to defile you lady. That's not going to stop me. He's too drawn in, and now I control him. You can't stop me from doing this. HAHA!

KYO pulled out a shard of glass and ripped at Xiomara's skirt with it. He tore it open and reached inside....

KYO: No, I'm not going to stop! HAHA! You want me to. You want anything but this. You want me to go after a Luchador. You want me to attack him in the ring. No, this is what I want. I want to defile her. Defile...I don't want to use that word. Get it out of my mouth! RAPE! HAHA! RAPE! RAPE! That's my word for this. You can't hold me back. You can't-

Bishop Ignacio suddenly broke his ropes and attacked KYO.

KYO: YOU BROKE HIS ROPES?! HAHAHAHA! COWARD! Sergio's good friend! The one he confides in. He'll confide in ME NOW!

KYO shoved the glass into the Bishop's chest. KYO took his blood and smeared it all over Xiomara's face.

KYO: Oh, you'll never forget this will you? You can blame Sergio, for fighting me, and not embracing the horror of oblivion. You have no GOD that can stop me, because I WILL break the bonds that hold us. YOU-

Suddenly, sirens could be heard outside.

KYO: You...will have to wait for another time, but I will be back, and Sergio will be with me. You tell him. You tell him our connection. Tell him he can see it too. TELL HIM!

KYO quickly fled into the darkness, as Cops and EMTs entered the room and quickly tended to the bleeding Ignacio and Xiomara. Outside a crowd gathered to witness the event. Father Sergio tried to run towards the Church, but the Police blocked him off. He saw Xiomara being tended to and Ignacio being loaded into the back of an ambulance.

Father Sergio: You have to let me through! I am a Priest at this Church, and Bishop Ignacio needs me!

Cop: Shit...sorry Father, but it's a gruesome scene. Go on, but stay out of the crime scene.

Father Sergio: Thank you my child. Xiomara, are you alright?! Is Ignacio-

Xiomara: ...He told me.

Father Sergio: What?

EMT: She's in shock, so be careful Father.

Xiomara: He told me who you are.

Father Sergio: .....I-

Xiomara: Father....help me.

Father Sergio: Of course Xiomara.

He took her hand and lead the disturbed Xiomara to the ambulance with Ignacio. As they were shutting the doors, Sergio saw a clown skipping down the road, laughing as he did.