EBW: Xcite

The show opened to another packed crowd, with EBW: Dark in the ring, booing and throwing trash at them.

w00t: You're wasting your time you know. I don't have to clean any of this up. Just making it worse of the janitors. You don't think. That's your problem. None of you THINK. Try thinking for a change, and you'll realize that EBW has basically already fallen apart. The Home Army couldn't work, and now their biggest hope left for 3 Wolf Moon. Think about it. We've all but won. Now, we just have to clean up the tra-

The crowd picked up, as Swift lead 3 Wolf Moon through the crowd.

w00t: Oh look, here come the "wolves". Everyone have their rabies shot? Careful Swift, you have a "REAL" wolf standing right behind you, ready to stab you in the ba-

Trevor Mach: AWWWWWOOOO! That's a 3 Wolf Moon howl, just for you Swifter! We're on the same page. We get the picture. You have nothing to worry about there. The brainiac wants to play mind games, but Wrestling is a physical sport.

Swift: I agree. w00t's got no idea what's coming his way. You're looking at the #1 Contender w00t. It's going to be you and me, one-on-one. Finally, your ass gets planted into the mat, and I get BACK the Triple Crown World Championships.

w00t: Yeah? Who cost you those to begin with? You have an unpredictable maniac standing with you.

Trevor Mach: Hey! Don't talk shit to Tack like that! He's not a maniac.

w00t: Oh yes, the "Star Prince". The man who couldn't hang with me, so he resorted to taking the titles from the greatest tag team in the world.

Kinniku Mike: Uuuu! You couldn't be more right! Myself, and Jamie OD. Strongest tits, and the craziest fits between the two of us. The best members of any tag team we've ever been in. We're absolutely the BEST! No way we should've lost those titles, especially not to the same old shit team of Tack Angel and Trevor Mach. We were training for Mach and Valentine. We agreed to a match with Mach and Valentine. They tricked us, and WE WANT OUT TITLES BACK! Uuuuu!

Trevor Mach: NOPE!

Jamie OD: Oi! You being a chicken shit "War Wolf"?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah. Haha. I don't care.

Tack Angel: Yeah, we have no reason to. We beat you fair and square. I wouldn't have jumped in had you not beat down Mav, and had RYAN IQ NOT ATTACKED MY WIFE! So are we giving up these titles?

Trevor and Tack: NOPE!

Tack Angel: You can come and try to take them if you want. Ry Q, you can even join them. More than that, if you join them in the No Rules match, I'll guarantee that the rest of 3 Wolf Moon will stay in the back. Something to think about right? I see you standing in the middle of the crowd. Don't think I won't go through every one of them to get to you. I'm not joking anymore.

Ryan IQ: You're not? I saw that musical bullshit you two pulled over the weekend! What the hell was that? YOU'RE NOT JOKING?! YOU ARE JOKES! BOTH OF YOU!

Reno: Hey! To be fair, my clients here weren't told not to drink the water in Bollywood, if they didn't want to catch a raging case of Musical. They're on antibiotics for it. They're fine.

Tack Angel: No, don't correct them. Please keep seeing me as a joke. I dare you. Kinniku Mike, I have a match with you tonight. It's the main event. Want some payback? Come and take it.

Swift: You done bullshitting now w00t? You and your punk goons? Cause if you are, we'll be happy to come down there and hand you your asses.

w00t: How colorful. We're not going to have a brawl tonight Swift. EBW: Dark, we have our own plans tonight, and our own matches. Watch and learn, because you'll get to see exactly how I'm going to beat you. wKo...you're done, and I remain the Triple Crown World Champion.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
Strike TV

1. Singles: Rude beat Mav Valentine via Rude Clutch -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: The Wolves and Dark are about to engage in gang warfare here. That went over REALLY well in 1997.

Nerma: What are you talking about?

Tommy Dukes: Just some...other thing. After that engaging back and forth, it's great to see some crisp wrestling here. I much prefer that to cucking angles.

Nerma: Again, what are you talking about?

Tommy Dukes: Just stuff. Mav is working hurt, but he's showing some heart here. He's been getting better, but Rude, he's tightend up his game. No nonsense here. He saves the flash for before and after the match. He's got him in the Rude Clutch, his new Submission he's been working on!

Nerma: He can just call anything Rude "Blank" and he's got a catchy move name.

Tommy Dukes: Mav isn't tapping though. He's fighting it. He's passing out. The ref is calling it. A win for Rude, and EBW: Dark.

Backstage

A Lakitu caught Elevation deep in "conversation".

Valarie Dorado: You bitch! You traitor! I ought to break you apart right now!

Erica: Relax, I don't know what you're talking about!

Valarie Dorado: You CALLED Foxx, and told her to throw in the towel! You COST ME the title! You were jealous huh? You won that "Cloth", but I had the singles title. It's not enough that we have the tag belts. You didn't want ME to have anything for myself. Is that it?!

Erica: ...I wanted to protect you. We're supposed to be looking out for each other right? We have tag titles that we're going to have to defend. I don't need you on the injured list because you refuse to tap out to Hope Mach! THINK!

Valarie Dorado: Oh I'm thinking. I know what I'm doing. Do you? Don't mess with Erica. Don't ever mess with me. And you?

21st Century Foxx: Ye-

Valarie slapped her before she could get the words out.

Valarie Dorado: NEVER...get involved in my business again.

2. Tag: Swift[o]/Generator beat Camilo Ortega/Magnum PT[x] via POUNCE! -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: EBW: Dark watching on, as Swift and Generator take on Ortega and PT. The Judo master with the flip on Generator, but he landed on his feet. Highly acrobatic. Backflip into the tag for Swift. PT is tagging in and taking smack, but he EATS A POUNCE! 1-2-3! Swift with the win for 3 Wolf Moon!

3. EBW Rated M #1 Contender: Golvoth beat Jammer and Kiva[x] via Gonso Bomb -> Pin

Makoto Angel: No Rules anarchy here, with the winner getting a shot at Firebrand X! Golvoth is looking livid, still upset about his loss to Dan no doubt. He just shoved Jammer straight through that table! The former World Champion looks hurt. Kiva trying to come off the top rope, but Golvoth caught him! He's....GONSO BOMB! OUCH! The pin means Golvoth is getting that shot against Firebrand X.

4. Tag: w00t[o]/Hotlanta beat Amigo/Maurice[x] via wKo -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: w00t and Hotlanta, not having as easy of a time with Amigo and Maurice as they were expecting I'm sure. High work rate here! Give me more work rate! Inject it into my veins! Maurice with the KO Punch, but w00t side stepped it! wKo! w00t has the pin, but Maurice has foot on the ropes. Hotlanta quickly knocked it off. 1-2-3! EBW: Dark with a sneaky win.

5. Women's Non-Title Singles: Christina Angel beat Valarie Dorado via Angel Wings -> Pin

Nerma: Valarie, trying to get that win over the Women's World Champion. It's non-title, but the bragging rights would give her something that Erica doesn't have. Foxx was told to go to the back, and it's been fairly clean so far. Dorado is crisp in the ring, and we've come to expect that from the Dorado family. She's flipping out that wrist lock, and looking for an arm bar attempt, but to no avail. Christina back to her feet. Kick to the midsection, and what's this? A new move for Christina? Double Underhook Piledriver! Angel Wings! 1-2-3! The Women's World Champion with the win! Valarie looks pissed. She's got no one to blame but herself for that loss.

6. Singles: Tack Angel beat Kinniku Mike via DQ

Tommy Dukes: Main event time, as Tack and Kinniku Mike are going all out in this precursor to a Tag Team Championship rematch at Fright Fest 2019. Mike is slamming Tack to the mat, doing everything he can to keep him off his feet. Trying to counteract those kicks. Tack is fighting through it. Showing a lot of fire! Mike with a lariat attempt, but Tack ducked it! He's....NO...NO WAY! HE'S LIFTING MIKE FOR THE TORTURE RACK! HE'S GOT IT! RACK HIM! RACK HIM! RACK HIM! NO! Here comes Jamie OD! A kick straight to the back and Mike fell onto him. 3 Wolf Moon is running out to make the save. This turned into a big brawl after all. DQ win for Tack, but he's looking hurt, getting some help out of the ring. Ryan IQ is laughing at him, and TACK IS LUNGING AFTER HIM! Here comes security! This is nuts!

Backstage

The EBW: Dark crew were leaving through the back towards a limo...

Rude: THAT is how you get it done!

Kinniku Mike: I would have beat Tack's ass, but I'm still pissed about getting screwed out of the tag titles.

Rude: I know dawg. I hear you. You'll get that shit back. I made their little "Boy" take a nap. Big Hottie and w00t put the boots to your former "friends". You got to be happy about that.

Kinniku Mike: Heh. Now that I am.

w00t: Good night all around guys.

Ryan IQ: We're not REALLY going to agree to Tack's demands are we? I can't get into that match. I'm just an Agent here.

w00t: Don't worry about it. The Tack game is easy. He wants the match, so we keep you AWAY from him. It's easy and predictable.

Ryan IQ: Right. Right. Right. Thank God.

w00t: We'll clip his wings Ryan. We're de-fang all the Wolves. We'll win, just like we always do. Just like how we defeated EB-

Bashin Dan: HEY!

w00t: Huh?

The EBW: Dark group turned around to see the Dan Club closing in.

w00t: Huh...I wasn't expecting you lot to come out here. Are you stepping in? Are you the new "Home Army"?

Bashin Dan: We're fans of this company, and of each other. We're appreciative of the fans. We're friends. We're family. Our bonds are unbreakable, and you can't claim victory, just because you say so.

w00t: Heh. Fine. Point taken. We'll mop the floor with you, and THEN we'll claim victory. Fair? Fair.

Bashin Dan: Maybe you could claim victory if you beat us at Fright Fest 2019. Put the World Team Championships on the line. If you win, I'll admit that you've beaten EBW.

w00t: Interesting. What IF you win?

Bashin Dan: We'll be the World Team Champions again. That's what matters.

w00t: It does? You won't want a title against me?

Bashin Dan: I will want a title shot, but I'll have to be asking Swift for that, not you.

w00t: You cheeky little shit. Fine. You get that match. The EBW: Dark team of Camilo Ortega, Rude, Magnum PT, and Hotlanta will take you on. Happy? You really shouldn't be.

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EBW World Wrestling Update

Apple Kid: Welcome back to the EBW World Wrestling Update. Yes, we HAVE been getting your hate mail, and I'm really sorry you liked the banter between the Dukes, and less so with me and Orange head over here, but I'm trying my best dammit. It's been an interesting week in the lead up to Fright Fest 2019 so....so...what are you doing?

The camera panned to Orange Kid wearing denim and shades.

Orange Kid: ....Nothing. *shrug*

Apple Kid: No, you're definitely up to something.

Orange Kid: .....Nah.

Apple Kid: I demand to know what scheme you have planned.

Orange Kid: ...Well if you must know, I'm changing my attitude in life, and resuming my wrestling career.

Apple Kid: You're what?!

Orange Kid: That's right. I got the itch when we beat that married couple and took their jobs. You're not looking at Orange Kid anymore. You're looking at "Orange".

Apple Kid: Orange?

Orange: Orange, just Orange. Look, it already changed.

Apple Kid: I can see that. Well...uh...good luck I guess?

Orange: Whatever.

Apple Kid: Well...uh..we...we tried to get an update with Los Tiburon, following his loss to KYO, and the losing streak of the Lucha Soldados. We weren't able to get him, but we do have the recovering Bishop Ignacio here on the set. Bishop, it's an honor to have you here.

Bishop Ignacio: Thank you for allowing me this time. I appreciate that religion and science can work together.

Apple Kid: I've seen timelines changes and dead people come back to life. Let's just say I keep an open mind.

Bishop Ignacio: I don't think we have to pretend anymore about Los Tiburon. His true nature was revealed by that demon KYO. I want him to know that we are alright. I will have scars from the demon, but I am still alive, and that is what matters most. Xiomara, she's fine too, and she misses you. We both do. I was wrong to make you choose, as it got in the way, and clouded your mind while trying to face a great threat. I will fight to make sure you can live in both worlds if only you'll come back to us. Thank you for the time.

Apple Kid: And thank you Bishop Ignacio. We haven't seen the good Padre Tiburon OR the demonic KYO since their Battle in Bollywood. We hope to hear from-

Orange: Padre Tiburon? What are you talking about?

Apple Kid: You still don't realize? Los Tiburon is Father Sergio!

Orange: ....Huh....how bout that.

Apple Kid: *sigh* Well, I guess-WHOA!

Suddenly, Swift, Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, Generator, and Mav Valentine hit the scene.

Apple Kid: What are you guys doing here?!

Orange: Sup.

Swift: How many times has EBW: Dark staked their claim. I was there for some of it. They'd take over a show when they felt like it. I really enjoyed that part, so move over. The 3WM are taking this over.

Generator: w00t wants to call the shots. He's got the model lackey in Hotlanta too. Not happening. This our "World" now. Mav, go mess with that green screen, pull up the logo. That's better. It's our time, so let's get with OUR updates shall we? Let's shall. Rated M Championship. I want it, plain and simple. Golvoth has the next shot, but I'm calling out the winner. Hottie, you goon, I really hope you do the same, cause you're not showing me the old fire. Maybe a title match might do it. I don't know. Maybe you just don't have it anymore, but I'm willing to BET if I poke, and prod, and punch, and kick, and scream at you enough, you're finally going to come at me like I know you can. Of course then, I'll drop you on the mat. I'll pin you 1-2-3. I'll win, because you might have the heat, but I have electricity!

Swift: That's what up. w00ty oh w00ty, I can't wait to get medieval on your ass. This beating is going to be memorable. People are going to look back on this years from now and wonder what the hell you were thinking, getting in the ring with me! 2-Times the 4-Crown King! No one has done it before! w00t, you got one, but I'm thinking about going for a 3-Peat! How bout it fellas? You want the World Championship Rings?

Trevor Mach: Ever since you took mine Swift! Sorry, I know it's supposed to be water under the bridge, but I'm going to have to get that shit resized when it's back on my finger. OF COURSE we want those World Team Championship Rings!

Swift: Then that's all I've got to say about that. The floor is yours Mach.

Trevor Mach: Oh, it's always something to think about when you hand me a live mic! Good for me, and bad for guys like that Hooligan PRICK Jamie OD! You know, I always thought you were stunted physically, but I guess you're stunted mentally too if you want to get into it with me and Tack again. Yeah, those brain cells are just not moving along. You know what I'm talking about? You think I'm coward? A "chicken shit" that doesn't want to put the titles on the line? WROOOOONG! War Wolf is going to put the Television Championship on the line next week, and he's going to beat your ass then, and then we'll beat your ass over the tag titles at Fight Fest! See? I've had a secret to success lately, and it's really been working out for me. I mean if you really look back and think about it. Other guys are getting tired and banged up, and sure, I've got my share of the pain, but I'm feeling good, and I bet I'm feeling better than you right about now. I'm ready for a fight. I'm ready for the "same old shit" where I beat you pillar to post, and bury you under the mat. I'm going to hunt you Jamie. The War Wolf is going to get all of his shit in, and he's going to look good going over you not once, but twice. IT'S WHAT I DO!

Tack Angel: Ryan IQ and w00t. They go hand in hand. They don't care about promises. They don't care about family. You hurt me? That's fine. I can take it. I've always been able to. You can make all the jokes you want. I'm married to 6 women, isn't that weird? More like married to 6 HOT WOMEN! You could say, it's weird that I'm friends with so many pirates. I personally think it's awesome!

Trevor Mach: The Penguins. You could joke about the Penguins.

Tack Angel: ...Thanks Trevor. Yes, you could joke about the Penguins, but who wouldn't want a Penguin pal huh? Make jokes, hurt me if you must, but don't ever go after my family again. This isn't a warning before the punishment guys. The punishment is coming. w00t, Swift is going to POUNCE you into next week, where I'll be waiting to RACK YOU! Ryan IQ, long history there, like with w00t, but I never really had respect for you. You're just a sniveling weasel. You're going to get what's coming to you. Yeah, it might be petty, but even the Star Prince can get petty now and then. Tick tock tick tock! They can't protect you forever.

Swift: That about covers all our shit. Back to whatever you're doing. Let's go guys.

Apple Kid: Well...that's that then.

Orange: ....Yep.

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EBW World Wrestling Update

Apple Kid: The show is more bite sized, and we don't have to deal with that stupid announcer. That's all I'm saying.

Orange: ...Whatever.

Apple Kid: ...Right. Welcome to another EBW World Wrestling Update on Strike TV, home of EBW and all the Cops and TNG reruns you can stomach! We had a BIG, and I mean BIG LIVE event in Threed today, to get the people, ghouls, ghosts, and of course zombies ready for our Fright Fest 2019 event, that will take place around Halloween time, so it's perfect to hold the show in a town that is trapped in a perpetual state of Halloween night. I'm pretty sure Ness and the gang fixed that at one point, but the people decided they liked it better this way. I do too. Damn the sun! It's a town where Pumpkin Spice NEVER goes out of season...nor does Fly Honey. Don't try the Fly Honey. Try the Pumpkin Chai Latte though. You know, this is harder to do without a co-host.

Orange: Hey...I'm here.

Apple Kid: Kicking up your ratty shoes and doing nothing.

Orange: I participated.

Apple Kid: Right. You actually did have a "match" on the LIVE event didn't you? You beat your eternal rival Senor Box right? Whatever. The show also featured A LOT of returning talent, coming home from excursion or having recovered from injury. Barrington Huge is back, but only because he finally did have ALL HE COULD EAT! We also saw a debut, AND a title match! Check out the results!

EBW: LIVE! Road to Fright Fest 2019
Threed Circus Tent, Threed

1. Singles: Orange beat Senor Box via Nonchalant Foot -> Pin
2. Singles: Chad Salad[Debut] beat El Mago via The Thousand Island [Wrist Clutch Exploder] -> Pin
3. Tag: Dorado Mask/Hex No Limit[o] beat Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich[x] via Brainbuster
4. Tag: Vape/Benjamin[o] beat Randy no Kachi[x]/LG Rod and Barrington Huge/Hoary Boulder via Spear -> Beheading, but also Pin
5. Singles: Jammer beat Rude via DQ
6. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Dangerous D via Brave Clash -> Pin
7. 6-Man Tag: Amigo[o]/Maurice/Tomo beat Johnny Starbound/Shark #1/Shark #2[x] via Bridging Suplex -> Pin
8. Non-Title Singles: Golvoth beat Firebrand X via Ganso Bomb -> Pin
9. EBW Women's Tag Team Championship: Erica(c)[o]/Valarie Dorado(c) beat Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong[x] via Air Raid Crash -> Pin

Apple Kid: So there you have it. "Orange", jerked the curtain of the LIVE show. We had our resident ghouls Rod and Randy return. Golvoth managed to beat Firebrand X in a non-title bout, and Elevation retained the World Tag Team Championships. I can't believe we saw the returns of Misogynist Paul and Robert Sandwich though.

Orange: Yep.

Apple Kid: Speaking of which, we have another strange addition to the company, not just in the naming department. A multi faceted, yet odd addition. Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who are scientifically kidding themselves, Chad Salad.

A lanky man with ginger hair, parted down the middle, and flowing to his shoulders, and a green shirt and shorts that said "Salad" on them, made his way on camera.

Chad Salad: Psht, so this is EBW? Yeah, whatever I guess.

Apple Kid: Oh not you too.

Chad Salad: I'm NOT IMPRESSED! This show sucks! I'm a Chad, do you understand what that means?! I expect better! BE BETTER!

Apple Kid: ...Great. So...we noticed you performed a Wrist Clutch Exploder as your finisher. You made sure everyone saw the Wrist being Clutched. Only one man in EBW Clutches the Wrist in such a way. Was that a call out to Tack Angel?

Chad Salad: You think I'm impressed by Tack Angel!? Cause I'm not! Oh big whoop! You got yourself a Kingdom and wives and shit! I'm not impressed! I did a Wrist Clutch, cause I can Clutch a Wrist better! The Chad Salad way! I'M CHAD SALAD!

Apple Kid: Yes...yes you are. Thanks for joining us today. It was...something.

Chad Salad: Unimpressive! BE BETTER!

Apple Kid: ...The job is falling apart.

Orange: Yep.

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Time Force HQ

The team were sitting by, watching and waiting, as absolutely nothing happened.

Nosan: I'm so bored guys. Can I...can I mess with the computers. I want to flick switches...turn knobs.

Degrees: Absolutely not Nosan. Those instruments are keeping track of the time stream.

Gemma: And the instruments show nothing happening. It's a straight line. It hasn't been a straight line since we started.

Degrees: ...That is true. In fact, the timeline hasn't been this calm since the first black hole appeared and caused time dilation.

Jackson Kain: Are you saying that time is trans?

Degrees: ....Not that kind of dilation.

Jackson Kain: Really? Cause lately, I've been looking at time like a gaping wound that causes nothing but problems. Now you're telling me it's fine? No Zenitts? No new threat to take the place of Jakkar or Nabal?

Degrees: Their employer might be laying low. We were getting close.

Faris Angel: Didn't feel like we were getting close at all. This doesn't feel as important as it did when we started, and #EVER is fading away. It feels like our importance is too.

Degrees: I know it seems that way, but #EVER is always unstable and unimportant. We on the other hand, are needed. We've fought evil in all of its forms through the various teams. No matter what, we have to stand tall and save the world.

Nosan: ...Well, until something comes up, can we watch a movie or something? I'll pay, even though I know you make a lot more than me.

Degrees: ...Actually, I haven't had a date with the wife in a long time. Let's do that.

Jackson Kain: You're bringing Kaori? Fantas-

Degrees: Don't even think about it.

Jackson Kain: I'm just saying, it'll be like old times!

Degrees: Sure.

Jackson Kain: Come on, we'll call up Jeff while we're at it. Maybe see if the TackForce or Eagleland Males or whatever are available too. I bet they are.

Degrees: Don't even try to cover it Kain. I know you!

Jackson Kain: Again. I DIED to get to your wedding!

Rince Vusso's Office

Rince Vusso: Swerved ya bro, I'm back after two weeks! Let me tell you what happened! The network didn't like my creative direction for Mat Based Excitement! Too much politics and bullshit! They spent a week on Twitch, but now the money marks from Boxx has decided to pour money into the sinking ship, but they're going to need me to fix the ship bro. It's a NEW ERA! All the titles are being stri-

Good News Gary: NO THEY'RE NOT! I WON'T ALLOW IT! If I'm being forced to work with you again, you're going to to learn to cooperate here. This NOT GOOD NEWS FOR ME!

Rince Vusso: Whoa! Relax bro! I can't handle all of this politicking from the good old boys in the back!

Good News Gary: The hell are you talking about! It's just me! I'm the only one here!

Rince Vusso: The Boxx Network is holding me back bro!

Good News Gary: We JUST got here! You were JUST saying they needed you to "fix the ship"! Unbelievable.

Rince Vusso: We're putting Rains and Rolletty, the man who is the Tarpslayer, and the Man's Bitch, and ticking time bomb knee, inside of a STEEL CAGE! That....and other stuff! Cause this is Someday Night #EVER Super Show! A NEW ERA, newer than the one I was just talking about that. That Era is OVER, and this is a NEWER NEW ERA! Boxx Executives will be watching this one, and we're going to have the biggest #EVER audience EVER! WE-

Good News Gary: They've already had cold feet. We've been moved to Boxx Sports 4 in the middle of your spiel here.

Rince Vusso: BACKSTAGE BULLSHIT![

Good News Gary: You ready to quit again?

Rince Vusso: Let me tell you something bro. I've been ruining wrestling in some way, shape, or form, since this flat world started turning, and it's going to keep turning, while I keep ruining wrestling, until one day this flat planet, rotates of its axis, as a result of its core overheating, and explodes into cosmic dust....bro.

Good News Gary: ....Good News? *shudders*

Someday Night #EVER Super Show

Nerma: Nerma here to call the action all by myself, because apparently the Boxx executives feel it is "progressive" or something. It's like they haven't watched EBW beat everyone to the punch on this shit for years or something. It's bullshit guys. Yes, I am capable of doing my job. I've been doing it for years. It's nothing to celebrate. It just is alright? Now let's get to this debacle LIVE on Boxx Sports 4.

Someday Night #EVER Super Show
Club Saturn, Saturn City
Boxx Sports 4

1. Singles: Smidgen the Hunchback[Debut] beat "Rem Lezar" via Count Out

Nerma: Now this...this I wasn't expecting. An idea from Rinny Vu no doubt, Smidgen the Hunchback, looking straight out of Notre Dame, is in the ring with Rem Lezar, who looks an awful lot like the Star Prince the more I look at him. Rem has been dominating, but he can't pin Smidgen. No, I mean he literally can't do it. The Hunch on his back is keeping his shoulders from touching the mat. This is ridiculous.

"Rem Lezar": That's it. I'm done. I'm out. Faris is fine this week, no reason to be here. I'm out.

Nerma: Rem is just walking out? Smidgen the Hunchback wins on more than one technicality here. Boxx, what were you THINKING?

2. #EVER Super Co-Op Champions: Flying Man[o]/DReAM beat "New" Danny Leung(c)/Senor Box(c)[x] via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin -> NEW #EVER Super Co-Op Champions!

Nerma: Senor Box filling in for Rains for two reasons. One, the champ has a main event Cage match with the "Subscription Slayer" Seethe Rolletty, the Man's Bitch. Two, Boxx Sports wants to make Senor Boxx our mascot. He's a shady box, so I'd be cautious of that. HOWEVER, it look like Senor Box is going to eat the Chickenwing Neckbreaker from former champ Flying Man! How is he even doing that move. Box has no arms or neck! 1-2-3! Flying Man and DReAM are the NEW #EVER Super Co-Op Champions! Yeah, that's what they're called now. Officially. This is the "first" loss for "NEW" Danny Leung, if you're an absolute moron.

3. #EVER Super Championship Cage: Rains(c) beat Seethe Rolletty via Cage Escape -> Title Defense!

Nerma: A blue cage? With blue lighting? Strobe effects? Literally going into the crowd to poke the few paying fans left in the eyes? What's going on here? Well the bell sounded and I think Seethe is in the corner, screaming and crying like a bitch. Rains is shrugging and leaving the Cage. He uh....he wins?

4. #EVER Super Championship Cage Restart: Rains(c) beat Seethe Rolletty via DQ -> Title Defense? -> Wrestling is dead forever!

Nerma: A restart apparently, with Rince saying that the rules have changed. He didn't say what he meant by that, but they're actually wrestling. The crowd hates Seethe. I hate Seethe. He's got a hammer, and DQ? DQ? DQ? DQ? DQ?! It's a Cage match! DQ? D?! Q?! Wrestling is dead forever. Seethe Rolletty is literally the biggest bitch in all of Wrestling, which is I will remind you, now dead forever. Wait....I'm hearing something in the ear piece here. Yep...yep we've been cancelled. We're cancelled. See you next week on Twitch!

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Crystal Heaven

The wives were all gathered in the main room of the Crystal Castle, waiting for Tack Angel to emerge from the bed room. He finally came out, dressed with a blue bandana on his head, silver shades, a black 3WM t-shirt, baggy Jnco jeans, and skating shoes.

Tack Angel: Well? What do you think?

Tracy Angel: Huh? Well....well...uh...

Amy Angel: It's...it's something? I just....um...

Tack Angel: You know what? I think it's just fine. I'm pulling this shit off, and yes, I will put a dollar in the swear jar!

Tracy Angel: You know he's right. He actually IS pulling that off.

Nani Angel: I concur.

Makoto Angel: It looks great!

Iroha Angel: Your new look makes you look "cool". I do believe that's what you're going for right?

Tack Angel: You got it. 3 Wolf Moon is supposed to be cool. I got with the times.

Amy Angel: If those times were the year 2000 you would've nailed it. However...I can't deny...somehow you make it work. We can market this.

Tack Angel: Damn right! That's another dollar in the jar. I don't care, cause it just goes back into my pocket anyways. Here! Have some more. Damn damn da-

?: HONK!

Amy Angel: Huh? What was that?

Tack Angel: Probably Penguin or maybe one of the Pirates...they're always honking about. Heh. Well, I got to go kick Ryan IQ in the teeth. Later gators! Love you all! Wait...Makoto you'd better come with me, because you have to be on Xcite too, and I don't drive. I have no idea what I was just thinking.

Makoto Angel: Right. Bye everyone!

Tracy Angel: ...Nani?

Nani Angel: Hai. Nani des.

Tracy Angel: Do we work Xcite?

Nani Angel: ....Perhaps?

Tracy Angel: Just to be safe, we better go too.

Iroha Angel: Yeah, me too.

Amy Angel: *sigh* With Faris doing her thing with the Time Force, that leaves me alone with the kids, Pirates, and Pengu-

?: HONK!

Amy Angel: There's that honk again. Do we have clowns in the garden again? Why does that keep happening?

Amy Angel went out to the garden to see plant stalks shaking, as something or someone moved around in there.

Amy Angel: Hey! Whoever you are, please leave our garden.

Amy was startled as a Goose backed out of the garden with the watering pail.

Amy Angel: A Goose? Hey, Goose let go of that-

Goose: HONK! *flapping wings*

Amy Angel: Why you little-

Goose: HONK!

The Goose quickly started backing away and ran off with the pail into the woods.

Amy Angel: You little bastard Goose! Alright Goose....game on.

The Angel Van drove off, with Amy chasing them down, hoping to get cooperation in her fight against the Goose, but the family didn't see her.

Tracy Angel: Since I'm driving, I pick the music.

Nani Angel: This was a mistake. I should not have let you drive.

Tracy Angel: Aw come on! Do you like Phil Collins?

Nani Angel: ....Do I have two ears and a heart?

Tracy Angel: See? Perfect!

Tack Angel: Right. *sigh* Perfect.




I just like this song, and wish it would rain, cause it's hot as balls right now.

-

EBW World Wrestling Update

Apple Kid: It's been so busy this week. I didn't see you in Threed today. You already giving up?

Orange: ....Nah.

Apple Kid: *sigh* Welcome everyone to another update. EBW is really gearing up here for Fright Fest 2019. It's one of our biggest shows of the year. We REALLY want to fill this building! That's why they opened up more seating, and we did another LIVE! show, specifically to sell those tickets. Here are the results from the show.

EBW: LIVE! More tickets to sell for Fright Fest 2019!
Threed Circus Tent, Threed

1. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[o]/Mav Valentine beat Johnny Starbound/Shark #1[x]/Shark #2 via Mach Meteora x Kimura -> Submission
2. Women's Tag: Tracy Angel[o]/Nani Angel beat Gold/Sylvie[x] via TikTak -> Pin
3. 8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD[o]/Camilo Ortega/Rude beat Bashin Dan/Vape/Jammer/Benjamin[x] via GTPK -> Pin
4. Singles: Amigo beat Kiva via Bridging Suplex -> Pin
5. Non-Title Singles: Firebrand X beat Golvoth via DQ
6. Women's 3-Team Tag: Christina Angel/Hope Mach[o] beat Valarie Dorado/21st Century Foxx[x] and Murasaki/Ripper Jane via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission
7. Tag: Swift[o]/Generator beat Hotlanta/Magnum PT[x] via POUNCE! -> Pin

Apple Kid: Well, a really good night of fights, and I think we sold out the arena. We do that a lot. We pack houses. Problem is, #EVER and it's reflection in the north east, are killing the sport of Wrestling as we know it, and we have to work twice as hard to keep it alive and grow it. We have a 3WM incursion on the way it seems, because here comes Trevor Mach.

Trevor Mach: AWWWWOOOO! A 3 Wolf Moon howl for my boys in the 3MW! Yeah! I was going to show up with Tackleton, but the man let Tracy drive, and she likes to stop at attractions. He's probably checking out Twoson's biggest ball of yarn right now.

Apple Kid: Well, it's great to have you here, as long as you don't run us off.

Trevor Mach: Nah, stick around.

Apple Kid: Impressive win in Threed. I see you added the Meteora to your move set.

Trevor Mach: Call that my "high risk" move. Whatever. It's got knees involved, so it was only a matter of time. Knocks the man down, and opens him up to a Kimura!

Apple Kid: But what brings you here?

Trevor Mach: You're going to love it. OD, I'm hyped to give you a title shot this week, just like I said. Not the tag belts, but the Television Champion. On Xcite, I'm challenging you to a street fight brah. Warfare out in the parking lot. Winner takes this belt, that's been my ticket, to call my own shots. I'll beat you too, because of my winning strategy.

Apple Kid: What IS that strat exactly?

Trevor Mach: You want to know? Like I said, watch my previous matches the last few weeks. *sigh* You REALLY want me to tell you? Can't figure it out yourself science man? Alright, I'll fill you in. While other guys have been absolutely killing each other and getting injured in the process, I started tagging more, letting Mav and then Tack do more of the heavy lifting. Not my usual style to be sure, because I love to fight. I fight everything at any given time, but this plan, it gave me time to recover from injuries while everyone else was getting injured. That's left me fresh for singles matches like in Kings of The Clash. I got the idea when I got my face broken. I figured it needed to be NOT broken, so I kept active, but no one seemed to notice that in tag matches I backed off a bit. That Meteora and Kimura were my big spots of the match. Add that, returning to my Bushido style, and the "Lukie Yoga" that Hope has me do, and I feel fresh and recovered. OD on the other hand, has GOT to be hurting. I'm more than willing to go all out from here, in tags and in singles, cause I'm ready to inflict violence. I'm ready to hunt. I'll beat you, defend two titles, and win the Battle of the Masters in Kings of The Clash. THAT is what I do. I'm calling my shot! Now that the cat's out of the bag, I'm going to take off. OD, you ginger bitch, I'll see on Xcite. AWWWWOOOO!

Apple Kid: Huh. Interesting game plan. You subverted expectations.

Trevor Mach: I did, didn't I? That sucks. My bad.

Apple Kid: Huh?

-

Fourside Arena Parking Lot

Trevor Mach was pacing back and forth, with Mav Valentine and a referee waiting nearby. Suddenly, Jamie OD, Kinniku Mike, and Camilo Ortega appeared.

Jamie OD: Oi! Did I keep you waiting you fucking gobshite?

Trevor Mach: As a matter of fact you did. I was thinking you were the chicken shit, but here you are.

Jamie OD: So, you've been "protecting" yourself huh? Getting nice and healthy? All the better, because I'm going to hurt you badly tonight. You're going to feel that pain all over again.

Trevor Mach: I'd say when you have a daughter worried about your health you'd understand, but I don't see that in the cards for you. I'm picturing you spawn a little ginger bastard who drives you to drink or drive off a cliff instead.

Kinniku Mike: Dude, that's a deep cut.

Jamie OD: Nah, we haven't gotten to the cutting yet.

Trevor Mach: The body break down before the spirit, but I promise you, they're both ready to kick your ass tonight, so let's do this. I haven't got all night. Send your goons packing, and I'll call off my rabid boy over there.

Mav Valentine: Huh?

Jamie OD: You're a moron if you think I was going to come here alone. There are three of us, and two of you. It's a Street Fight. No Rules. Who says I don't just have all of us beat you down and take that title.

Trevor Mach: Well for one, I'd imagine you want the honor of beating a fully healed up Trevor Mach yourself. Two, who says it's just Mav and me? Swift, Reno, Generator, or even Tackleton could be out here right now too. It's dark. You'd have no way of knowing until it was too late. You want to take the risk? Go for it.

Camilo Ortega: You're bluffing. Beware the liar. Machs can not be trusted.

Jamie OD: He might be playing me, but I don't care. I like the way it sounds. I WOULD be the one to drop a totally healthy Trevor Mach. Someone would finally shut down his ego, and shut up his stupid mouth. Back off guys.

Trevor Mach: Mav, hand the title over to the ref, and take off too. No, not in the same direction as them. Do you WANT to get killed?

Mav Valentine: Oh right. My bad.

Trevor Mach: Come on Hooligan. Take your shot.

Mach and OD started brawling in the parking lot, as Nerma, Tommy Dukes, and Makoto Angel ran up, completely out of breath.

Nerma: I *huff* didn't.....I didn't *huff* think we'd make it.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah *huff* why didn't they do the *huff* on the ground floor.

Makoto Angel: You guys need to work on your cardio. Exercise is very important to keep you healthy and happy.

Nerma: *huff* Shut up and call the match.

Makoto Angel: OH! Well Mach and OD are punching and kicking. It's not a fancy brawl to be sure. It's a fight, but like, they're still getting paid for the match, so it's not completely asinine. OD threw Mach into that car, and broke the windshield! Whose car is that?!

Nerma: HA! The plate says "IQ" Man, so take a wild guess.

Tommy Dukes: OD realized that and backed off, but Trevor grabbed him and shoved him into car, denting it and taking out another window. That thing is getting totaled. They keep fighting, and JAMIE just flipped Mach onto the top of the car! He's following him up there for the GTPK, but Mach escaped it! FISHERMAN BUSTER! Mach just blew out all the windows with that one. Jamie's crumbled to the ground. Mach is backing away. You know what that normally means. Jamie's actually goading him on!

Jamie OD: Do it you son of a bitch! DO IT!

Nerma: KNEE TRIGGER INTO THE CAR! The ref is counting it. 1-2-3! A title defense by Mach, who is picking glass out of his arm. This guy just told us he spent a few weeks recovering, and he gets himself mangled again. What drives a man to do that. Wait, he's coming over here.

Trevor Mach: You want to know what drives a man? It's certainly not Ry Ry's car anymore. AAWWWWOOO! That's for you brother!

Makoto Angel: I don't think Tack would approve of smashing Ryan IQ's car.

Tack Angel ran up out of the darkness and proceeded to smash Ryan's car even more.

Makoto Angel: Oh. Well never mind.

1. EBW Television Championship Street Fight: Trevor Mach(c) beat Jamie via Knee Trigger into Car -> Pin -> Title Defense!

EBW: Xcite

The show opened with "Golden Gemini" Erica in the ring, clad in the cloth, with her tag title and golden mic in hand.

Erica: What? You were expecting EBW: Dark? 3 Wolf Moon? Dan Club even? You all know their shtick. You know the fights they're having. It's all been televised. It's all over the place. You're not paying attention to the biggest story in wrestling. My rise to the top. My glory! Look what I did in Greecia. I came back with this. Then, I won the Tag Team Championships on the WORLD! I am truly ELEVATED! Yet, you're not pay attention, because of Valarie Dorado and 21st Century Foxx. They're holding me back!

Valarie Dorado: Hey! I didn't say you could come out here and bury me! What the hell do you think you're doing! I'm going to break your fu-

Erica: Heh. You're fired up right? You don't like what I'm saying? You should do something about it. You're supposed to be "in charge" right? I think I'm running this show now. We joked about it before. We used it as a ploy to get a win, but now, I believe it. We're not on the same page anymore. We're in different books.

Valarie Dorado: You're punching up at me Erica. You're forgetting, I've been through so much of the same shit as you. Getting over looked. That's why we formed this. We turn on each other, and it's over. We WILL fall back into obscurity. You know you're great, and I know I'm greater, but if we fight now, it's over.

Erica: ...

Valarie Dorado: Put the damn ego aside. Stop making this about you. We have work to do together. When we're done, and we have this division under our control, THEN we'll settle this. THEN I'm going to break your arm.

Erica: You might be making some points here. But, you're not going to be doing anything if you don't start winning more, and if you want to be "in charge" you need to toughen up Foxx. I'm tired of having her as a weak link.

Valarie Dorado: We have a match tonight. I'm going to show her the ropes personally. You want her toughened up, it's going to happen. Don't presume to tell me what to do though. Don't even think about it. You'd be making a career ending mistake. Check your ego. Let's close this deal, and take over this division.

Erica: ...I-

World Champion Christina Angel and Television Champion Hope Mach came out onto the stage.

Christina Angel: You want to talk about taking over the division? The ladies of Dan Club have that covered.

Hope Mach: You know, you can look at our last names, and you can think that's all we are, but look at what we have. Christina is the World Champion. I'm the Television Champion. We're the top athletes in this division.

Christina Angel: We're willing to prove it. Obviously, I'm going to be taking on "Golden Gemini" Erica at Fright Fest 2019, and I'm looking forward to it. However, we're eyeballing those tag belts, and we want those too.

Hope Mach: Strike when the time is right. You're disorganized. You don't have what it takes to keep it together. We'll show you that. Next week, you put those titles on the line, and I'll give you a title rematch at the Fest Dorado.

Erica: Wait, I don't-

Valarie Dorado: YOU'RE ON! Don't question it Erica. We're doing it! We're crushing them next week!

Erica: ...I guess we'll see you then, and Christina, I'll let you taste the Air Raid Crash before our title match. When I'm done, you might just hand it over.

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Strike TV

2. EBW Rated M Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Golvoth via Fireslide through a table -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: Glad they did that opening thing or else we wouldn't have made it back to our seats on time.

Nerma: This show is off the chain already! Big action here, and no cucking!

Tommy Dukes: That's the most important thing. No one wants to see cucking on Xcite. NO ONE! Oy!

Nerma: Hot action here, with Firebrand and Golvoth trading wins over the weekend at LIVE shows. This one is kicking it up a notch, because it's for the Rated M Championship.

Sal Paradise: That's right, my big Nord is a machine. Did you see him beat X this weekend? Did you watch the match? Ganso Bombed him. He's got that and the Buckle Bomb and the Chokeslam. He's just killing these guys!

Nerma: Apparently you're here! He hit the Buckle Bomb! Firebrand X took it and came back with a lariat! To no avail! Golvoth, going to try and bomb X through that set up table, but X escaped! He's countering! FIRESLIDE! FIRESLIDE THROUGH THE TABLE! 1-2-3! Firebrand X retains!

Sal Paradise: Damn! I need to get Firebrand in the Collection too it seems. Golvoth will come back from this. It'll just make him angrier. We can use that.

3. Women's Singles: 21st Century Foxx beat Valarie Dorado via Foxx Factor -> Pin

Makoto Angel: Dorado came in here disrespecting Foxx. She wanted to "teach" the younger talent, but Foxx looks like she's had enough! She's battering Dorado. She didn't see this coming! FOXX FACTOR! The pin! 21st Century Foxx with the win! Foxx wins! Dorado is livid! She's attacking Foxx, but Erica is breaking it up! Elevation is on the verge of a huge explosion.

After the 3rd match...

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Tack Angel: 3 Wolf Moon IN THE HOOOOOUSE! You know, sometimes in life, you just got to go with what you feel. Do what feels right. That's why I joined up with the 3WM. That's why I'm dressed like this, and you can all admit it. I'm pulling this off!

Nerma: He actually is.

Tommy Dukes: Can't deny it.

Tack Angel: EBW has always been good to me financially, but you were never there for me in other capacity. You just wanted to sell me. You wanted to market me. You wanted to market the "oddity" of a man that would marry 6 women. You call it a harem? I call it AWESOME! I have 6 hot, talented women, who want to be with me! Most people have trouble even nabbing one. I'm not one to brag, but if I had something to brag about it's that. 3WM is bigger than any one man. We're united. We put aside the problems, and we've all have a goal in mind. However, I'm out here now because it's personal. It's personal to me and my family. That's why I have Nani and Tracy out here with me right now. Ryan IQ, you felt like putting your hands on Makoto. You got her with a taser. I'm NOT going to let it slide. Like I said last week, I want you in that tag match at Fight Fest. If you're not there, I'll tear through anyone standing in the way to get to you. But tonight is different. Tonight, Tracy and Nani are issuing the challenge.

Tracy Angel: Got the idea driving here. I know I can kick your ass. I know Nani will probably kill you right here in this ring. You pick either one of us, and we'll fight one-on-one. Tack will hold back on beating the hell out of you, so we can. He's a generous guy that Tack of mine.

Nani Angel: Enough talk. Get out here so I can eliminate you.

Ryan IQ appeared on the stage with Magnum PT and Rude.

Ryan IQ: You think I'd just come down there and clobber two women?! I have more class than that. I did what I had to do before, but I don't have to do this. I don't have to be here right now, but I'm taking the time out of my busy schedule to tell you it's not going to happen. I won't fight them now, and I WON'T be in that tag match at Fight Fest. You're not going to get to me Tack. Get it through your head. You will NEVER get your reven-AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Tack Angel ran up the stage and started fighting with PT, while Rude escorted Ryan away. PT ate a high kick from Tack, before he tossed him into the ring, where Nani and Tracy got their hands on him.

Tack Angel: This is a taste! You watching Ry Q?! I'll get to you, and then all 6 of the SUPER HOT wives will get what's left! AWWWWO*cough cough cough* Forget that!

4. Singles: Hotlanta beat Benjamin via Double Underhook
Piledriver -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Hotlanta has been very empty in expression as of late. It's like ever since that incident in Summers, he's not been the same, but he's very focused here. He caught Benji on that Spear attempt, and he's going for the Double Underhook Piledriver! He got it! The pin! A win for EBW: Dark.

5. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Dragon Shiryu beat Camilo Ortega/Rude/Magnum PT via DQ

Tommy Dukes: You hate to see this. The Dan Club, was on the war path, gaining momentum and looking to get a win ahead of a World Team Championship match at Fight Fest, but of course it ends in a DQ. You really hate to see it. Unless you don't....then you're a weirdo. Don't be a weirdo.

6. Non-Title Singles: w00t beat Generator via wKo -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Main event time, with w00t, the Triple Crown World Champion taking on Generator in a non-title match, though if Generator wins, you'd have to put him next in line. Excellent match here so far with plenty of-

Nerma: Here is comes.

Tommy Dukes: ....Fine mat work.

Nerma: Oh, he-

Tommy Dukes: AND WOOOOORRRRK RRRRRATE!

Nerma: There it is.

Tommy Dukes: Generator going to the top rope, but Magnum PT pushed him off! Boy, he's been busy tonight. Sporting a shiner from the Angel wives. w00t is lining him up and wKo! 1-2-3! w00t with the win, but with help from PT, and now we have EBW: Dark and 3 Wolf Moon mixing it up! It's out of control! Here comes Dan Club! Where is security?!

-

Threed

A crisp fall night like any other in Threed, because it's literally always a crisp fall night in Threed. Inside of the one of the houses Ness couldn't get to in Earthbound, because it didn't have a door on it, a babysitter was neglecting a child.

Babysitter: I said go back upstairs and go to sleep. I'm tired of your shit!

Child: You're not supposed to cuss at me, and I'm hungry!

Babysitter: Couldn't care less. I have shit to do, so leave me alone!

Child: I hate you! You're so mean! I wish you were dead!

Babysitter: Back at you.

The child ran up the stairs and slammed the door. The babysitter laughed and lit up a joint as she picked up her phone.

Babysitter: *on the phone* Yeah, sorry about that. It's the same old bullshit. "I'm hungry!" "I want my Mom!" Well I want them to get home and pay me, so I can get the fuck out of here you know? What? Something strange happening around Threed? Do you live in this town? It's a common occurrence! Just ignore the shambling dead people and come pick me up in an hour. *hangs up* It's like people forget where we live or something. Ridiculous. The kid isn't even scared of ghosts anymore! Why would you be! Nothing to be afraid o-

Suddenly a door creaked downstairs behind the babysitter.

Babysitter: Whoa. Kid? You down here? I told you, you were getting any more to eat! Don't appreciate you sneaking around and shit! Kid?

The babysitter wandered into the dark kitchen and looked around. The back door was stuck open.

Babysitter: Alright, really funny, but you need to get your ass back in bed now!

She shut the door, but then turned when she heard shuffling in the house.

Babysitter: This is not a game of hide and seek you want to be playing with me right now! I will beat your ass, and your folks won't believe a word you say! Kid! Get out here NOW! Kid?

She suddenly heared heard snickering in a dark hallway. She turned to to it, and all she could see was darkness, but someone was there.

Babysitter: Kid?

KYO: Is this too cliche?

Babysitter: *gasp* Who....who are you?

KYO: Killing the babysitter? It's cliche right?

Babysitter: Wha-wha-what are-

KYO: Oh well, as long as it gets the message across right?

Babysitter: I'm calling the poli-

KYO suddenly rushed out of the darkness and stabbed the Babysitter against the kitchen sink with a large knife. As she collapsed on the floor, KYO turned around to see the scared kid at the steps.

KYO: Shhhh. It's alright. It doesn't matter. None of this matters. You like clowns right? *honk honk* Here, I have something for you.

KYO placed the bloody knife in the kid's hands.

KYO: Wish granted Kid. Hehehehe....wish granted.

KYO danced his way out of the door as the kid stood motionless with the knife.

EBW World Wrestling Update!

Apple Kid: Hello EBW fans, wrestling fans, and that one fan that started an Orange Fan Club.

Orange: *tips Monster can towards camera*

Apple Kid: Yeah, I don't get it. So, we've got an interesting situation regarding the Fright Fest card. The tickets are sold, the house is going to be full, instead of an area around the hard cam. People will take pictures of it, and call us liars for not truly "selling out". I've got your sell out right here. *clears throat* Forgive me. I'm a man of science, not anger. Anyways, we have 2 spots open on the card, and the roster, who has been really stepping it up, is fighting for that spot, that showcase, and that payday. I think I-

Arliss Michaels: You go ahead and think, but I KNOW that Fighter Daron deserves shot. Look at this man, he looks good in yellow right? I told him to grow a mustache, cause that's marketable, and he did it in 2 days, cause that's the kind of man he is. He is the product, you want to be selling.

Fighter Daron: I want another match with Ortega, but he's busy, so I'll take on anyone. A member of Paradise Collection for example? Maybe...Amigo? I almost shocked the world by winning the Battle of the Masters. I was THIS close. I would LOVE a rematch, if you've got the guts.

Apple Kid: Well there you go. We'll see if that works out I guess.

EBW: Fright Fest 2019
Zombie U, Threed
Strike TV+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Valarie Dorado
2. TBA
3. TBA
4. EBW World Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Trevor Mach(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD
5. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Erica
6. No Rules: Fray Tiburon vs. KYO
7. EBW World Team Championships: Hotlanta(c)/Camilo Ortega(c)/Rude(c)/Magnum PT(c) vs. Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin/Dragon Shiryu
8. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: w00t(c) vs. Swift

Mad Gear Bar

The rough and rowdy bar, was being set up for Kings of The Clash, as Tack Angel, Trevor Mach, and Generator played pool nearby.

Generator: You guys aren't very good at this.

Tack Angel: I didn't know you couldn't sink the 8 ball.

Generator: You didn't though. You didn't sink it. You just kept trying to.

Tack Angel: It was a goal that I set for myself.

Trevor Mach: And I just don't care. I got to get warmed up for Clash.

Generator: Why aren't you?

Trevor Mach: ...The ladies won't let me in the Dojo right now. You'll understand when you're a Dad Generator.

Generator: Uh-huh.

w00t: Well well well, the Wolves DO run together huh?

Generator: Well shit, look what the cat dragged in. Alone too? I'll be. You have a death wish w00t?

w00t: Quite the opposite. I want to talk to you guys. It's time we put aside our differences. It's time to clear the air. I want to give you all opportunities.

Trevor Mach: ...You're scared of Swift. He's scared of Swift.

w00t: Hardly. You just...you've all impressed me. Your persistence in the face of defeat. You've really gotten in the way of my plans. Tack Angel, I will apologize for what Ryan did to Makoto. I made you a promise, and he didn't keep it.

Tack Angel: ...I want to break this pool cue over your head....I really do. I don't accept your phony apology. You want to do something for me? Send Ryan in here alone. Then I might believe you.

w00t: Heh. Maybe that could be arranged actually. I could give you Ryan. Mach, I see you with 2 belts, but they aren't the WORLD title. It's not my 3 belts. I remember once upon a time you said the World Championship was your only goal.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, maybe I did, but then I won this Television Championship to get to Swift, and I realized that it was my ticket to fight my fights, where and when I wanted to. If you want to offer me a title shot, save it, because this already puts me in that position. The World Tag Team Championships are always an honor to hold, when the Bad Dudes have them. I'm good w00t, but I got to say, I find it down right fascinating that you want to give me a shot to screw with Swift. You think I'm less dangerous or do you just hate Swift that much? Huh. Something to think about.

Generator: What about me w00t? What can you offer me?

w00t: I can save you from embarrassment. Bring you back into the fold. I got a Team Championship Ring for you. Put the colors back on. Rejoin EBW: Dark.

Generator: Thanks....but no thanks. I've cast my lot with the Wolves.

Trevor Mach: Awwwwoooo. Swift's coming for you w00t. You can't avoid it. You can't hide it. This is a monster you created, and you have to face it.

Generator: Don't cross the boss w00t.

w00t: I'm the Boss, and you're all fools. I'll get to you one way or another. One of you might already be in my pocket, and we're just playing games right now. After all. I DID come in here alone...or did I?

w00t backed out of the bar.

Trevor Mach: Should we tell him about the wolf in EBW: Dark?

Tack Angel: Nah, he'll reveal himself when the time is right. He's just playing it out a little. Having some fun.

Trevor Mach: Typical for that guy. *looks at Lakitu* Yes, THAT guy. No, we're not going to say who it is. Take a hike!

-

EBW: Kings of the Clash #5 "World Warrior"

Tommy Dukes: Welcome back to the Mad Gear Bar for Kings of the Clash #5. This one is titled "World Warrior" to celebrate the first Master of the Clash, Amigo. He's with us right now, and Arliss isn't, so that's weird.

Amigo: He's been snooping around the Paradise Collection camp, but it's not going to work. Our team is a work in progress as you could see against Dan Club, but when we're pushed to compete at our limits, we shine. That's why I finally broke out. I did something a guy like Kinniku Mike couldn't do. I became the Master of the Clash. That means I'm the best to me. That's transcends titles in my opinion. It's not a belt. It's not something you can hang on a wall. It's a state of mind. It's a lifestyle. It's who I am. It's inside of me.

Tommy Dukes: Like a sandwich?

Amigo: ...You had to ruin it didn't you?

Tommy Dukes: Sorry?

Amigo: But now that you mention it, I am hungry. I'm going to go get a sandwich, and then I'm kicking ass in the main event. I hear that the "real" Johnny Starbound is back. We'll see tonight.

Tommy Dukes: That we will. We'll also see Trevor Mach and Dragon Shiryu battle it out in a Critical style match, because, and I quote, Mach said "Because I want to". So there you go. He's hunting the Dragon before he and Tack face the Hooligan and Mr. Strong Tits. So many nicknames. Let's focus on the fight, and take it to the ring!

EBW: Kings of the Clash #5 "World Warrior"
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Singles: Chad Salad beat Dangerous D via Wrist Clutch  
Vinaigrette -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Chad Salad, obviously not impressed with Dangerous D, he seems to be mocking a certain Star Prince by Clutching the Wrist for an Angel Drive mock up called the Vinaigrette. There is the pin.

2. Strikes Only: Fighter Daron beat Benjamin via Rolling Elbow -> TKO

Tommy Dukes: There is Arliss, pumping up the crowd here for Daron, handing out shirts and hats. Oh boy. Benjamin went for the Spear, is that a strike, but he ate a knee and a Rolling Elbow instead. He's down, and the ref is calling for a TKO. He's trying to get back up though. Not sure about that call, but Daron gets the win. Arliss is happy. I guess that's good. Keep him over there.

3. Critical: Trevor Mach vs. Dragon Shiryu ended in a Time Limit Draw (5:00)

Tommy Dukes: Holy shit, a battle with respect here, but they're going all out! This is a short match, and it has to be ended quickly. That's the whole point of Critical style. Fast and Furi-don't want to get sued. Mach barely ducked the Rozan Shoryu-Ha! Shiryu hit him in the midsection! Dragon Suplex, but Mach kicks out at 2.9. Close one right there. He's battling back to his feet. Head butt to knees in the clinch. Suplex, and Mach runs the ropes for the Knee Trigger! He hits it! 1-2-KICKOUT! Whoa! This needs to-oh no! Time Limit Draw?! Damn. Shiryu is main event level, and this match shows that. It makes you wonder about his spot in Dan Club, when he's got the War Wolf giving him the fist bump.

4. Strikes Only: Maurice beat Magnum PT via Head Kick -> KO

Tommy Dukes: PT came in with all the ego in the world, but Maurice nearly knocked his mustache off with that head kick! Maurice with the knockout win!

5. Singles: Amigo beat Johnny Starbound via Bridging Suplex -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Starbound is back in the right mindset. He's working hard here, and getting over with the fans with the high flying moves, but Amigo has him scouted. He's taken him to the mat. His main skill set is nullified. Amigo with the Bridging Suplex! Perfectly executed. 1-2-3! The Master of the Clash with the win. That's why he's the Master. In 2 weeks, we'll begin the process of building to an opponent for Amigo with Battle of the Masters Vol.2!

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Strike TV Studio B

Noah Jennings could barely catch his breath as he ran into the studio.

Noah Jennings: You *huff puff* wanted...wanted to *huff puff* see me?

Mr. Wozniack: Yes, I did....3 minutes and 12 seconds ago. You're late.

Noah Jennings: I tried getting here as quickly as I could. You sure you don't want to talk about it now?

Mr. Wozniack: ...I wanted to talk about it 3 minutes and 12 seconds ago...specifically. My time is very valuable and specific.

Noah Jennings: ...Oh.

Mr. Wozniack: I have places to be. I have to hit the horse tracks soon. I have a new betting system based on horse penis size.

Noah Jennings: ...Right.

Mr. Wozniack: ...Alright fine, we'll talk, but you need to learn to be precisely on time. To the very second.

Noah Jennings: Well holy shit that sounds impossible, but I'll give it a shot.

Mr. Wozniack: The network wants more programming.

Noah Jennings: You're kidding me? They don't want #EVER do they? They can't possibly be turning a profit on this much wrestling....I mean..the product is awesome but-

Mr. Wozniack: Can it Jennings. It is what it is. They are afraid that we're going to leave the network to form...or reform I guess...the EBW Network. It would be a long, grueling battle to split with them, but they're afraid we'll do it, and take all of our programming with us.

Noah Jennings: Why would they think that?

Mr. Wozniack: Because I told them.

Noah Jennings: Oh.

Mr. Wozniack: Well, not me exactly, but I made sure the thought got into their heads. I want more programming. I want this network to NEED us. I want them to know that they can't live without us. That will keep me looking great with the shareholders, so I can keep this job and that charlatan Dufrene will never steal it out from under me. *sniff sniff* Wait a minute. Why do I smell tanning cream and teeth whitener?

Mr. Wozniack turned around to see...

Mr. Wozniack: Dufrene, you son of a bitch.

Mr. Dufrene: Hello Wozniack. Why hello...Jennings was it? *wink*

Noah Jennings: Ah!

Mr. Wozniack: What are you doing here?

Mr. Dufrene: Well, until you screw up enough that I get your company, I have become a liaison for Strike TV.

Mr. Wozniack: You've got to be kidding me? They hired YOU?

Mr. Dufrene: That's right. We're in this "rasslin" business together, and if you want to run another show, you have to come through me, and....you have to take this check.

Noah Jennings: You have the check already? I don't get how this is so hard.

Mr. Wozniack: Jack Wozniack taking money from Dufrene? That would humiliate me.

Noah Jennings: But...it's business.

Mr. Dufrene: Strike TV pays for expenses in return for content. If Jack here takes this check from me, it would make him beholden to me. He'd have to come to the Strike TV offices, and report to me....like a school boy, whose hands are sticky with candy.

Noah Jennings: What?

Mr. Wozniack: The worst part is, I wouldn't even want the money. But to spend my OWN money on this venture? I would never. I'd have to take the money.

Mr. Dufrene: I'd make you take it. I'd make you take it all.

Mr. Wozniack: I'd roll over and let you give it to me.

Mr. Dufrene: I'm honestly not trying to make this sound gay.

Mr. Wozniack: No one is. It's just happening.

Noah Jennings: Look, how about I take the check. I'll check in with Strike TV. I'll do more and more, with less and less to show for it.

Mr. Wozniack: That's my boy.

Mr. Dufrene: Wish he was my "boy".

Noah Jennings: AH!

Mr. Dufrene: Looks like we're in business together Jack. You thought I was defeated, but down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Mr. Wozniack: No! You are the spider, and I am the sun that dried up all the rain!

Mr. Dufrene: Yes, allowing me to crawl up the spout again!

Mr. Wozniack: ....You bastard.

Noah Jennings: ....I'm gonna leave. This is too weird.

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EBW World Wrestling Update

Apple Kid: Apple Kid here. Orange is around here too, but who cares. I think he's getting warmed up...which means sitting around doing nothing. Why would he be getting warmed up? Well, we're taping some matches here in Studio B. Oh yeah, we're in the Studio. Man, I'm losing my touch or something. Strike TV is giving us more time, and we have this studio, and I think someone saw some studio wrestling and wanted to do that again, so here we are. EBW: Neon Nights! Yep, that's the name, cause this place is being dolled up like the 80's threw up neon all over the place. We're so inconsistent with things. I hope this lasts though, cause I'm going to have a hosting gig! The first taping, and card can be seen here. Take a look!

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. 3-Way: Generator vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Orange
2. Women's Tag: Murasaki/Ripper Jane vs. Ember Blaze/"3G" Krissy Gale
3. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Barrington Huge/Hoary Boulder
4. Non-Title Women's Singles: Hope Mach vs. Sassy Star[BBB]
5. EBW Rated M Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Jammer

Apple Kid: So the schedule is now Xcite as the main live show. Neon Nights as our taped studio show. Kings of the Clash will be every other weekend, and for maybe 2 more spots, we'll have #EVER. Will this last? I don't know. How consistent have we been in the past?

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Apple Kid: Welcome the Studio B, where it might be fall, but it's hot and neon in here. We're here for Neon Nights, and this crowd is pumped! We're going to get some wrestling action, and we're going to hear from some of the talent. The build to Fright Night 2019 has been absolutely huge!

Tommy Dukes: And speaking of Huge, we've got Barrington Huge and Hoary Boulder in action tonight, as they go up against the World Tag Team Champions, the Bad Dudes, in Non-Title action. See how I segued into that?

Apple Kid: ....Yep. This is Tommy Dukes of course. We put aside our differences to work together because I need a partner, and the Dukes family needs to pay the bills.

Tommy Dukes: Technically, your beef is with Nerma. I just sort of follow along.

Apple Kid: We're getting started tonight with some 3-Way action featuring Generator taking on Johnny Starbound and....*sigh* Orange. He's not going to do much, I'm telling you. He insists, but it's not going to be action from him.

Tommy Dukes: His INACTION is getting him over. Who knew? We've got Generator coming up to the desk, playing up to the crowd.

Generator: IS THIS ELECTRIC OR WHAT?! I can feel it. The wolves are in the house, you all better be watching.

Tommy Dukes: You seems to be in a happy mood Generator. It's been a while.

Generator: Been awhile since I've had reasons to be happy, but I feel it again. I feel that electricity. Sometimes your biggest enemies can be your best allies, and now 3 Wolf Moon is going to run wild and free. I've got this. Starbound is great, and Orange is....Orange. But they aren't the Generator. They aren't the original wild card of EBW. I was so lightning fast they had to wrap a whole division around me. Now, I'm even better. Let me show ya.

Tommy Dukes: And there he goes. Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. 3-Way: Generator beat Johnny Starbound and Orange[x] via Spiral Tap -> Pin

Apple Kid: Lightning fast indeed, we're seeing some great action from Generator and Starbound. Orange jumps in every now and then, but he won't take his hands out his pockets, and I'm pretty sure "Monster Energy Time Outs" are not an actual thing.

Tommy Dukes: Starbound risking it all with the 450 Splash, but Gen got the knees up! He's going up top! SPIRAL TAP!? Now he's just showing off.

Apple Kid: Break the pin Orange! You idiot! 1-2-3. Generator picks up the win.

2. Women's Tag: Ember Blaze[o]/"3G" Krissy Gale beat Murasaki/Ripper Jane[x] via Eagleland's Rack -> Referee Stoppage

Apple Kid: Women's action here. Nerma could have tagged in, but I think she hates me.

Tommy Dukes: She does.

Apple Kid: Great. The Dark Gals have been struggling to get into the mix between the Fight Camps, and Elevation's...uh...elevation, and now they're losing out to this rookie team.

Tommy Dukes: Well that Ember Blaze is really something. Look at em...I mean her. That buff muscle goddess is picking up Ripper Jane for Eagleland's Rack, and it certainly is. She's not tapping, but "3G" isn't letting Murasaki break it up, so the ref has no choice but to call it. Ember Blaze with something of an upset here. A big win. Here she comes to talk about it. Congratulations.

Apple Kid: Her eyes are a little higher up.

Tommy Dukes: I don't care.

Ember Blaze: Look all you want at the muscles.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah...muscles.

Ember Blaze: Let me flex for ya. Giving you the gun show. You see that? That is why the House of M's is where it's at. We've got Heather Mach and Rose Mulligan crafting us into the perfect in ring weapons! With the Fight Camp behind us, and all the patriots in Eagleland watching our backs, we're coming for those World Tag Team Championships! YEAH!

Apple Kid: Well there you have it. Tommy, you're lucky your wife's not here.

Tommy Dukes: She hates you.

Apple Kid: Yes, you said that.

3. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel[o] beat Barrington Huge/Hoary Boulder[x] via Rider Kick x Knee Trigger -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: The Bad Dudes are in action, and the crowd is going wild, but they have a titanic threat here with the big guys Barrington Huge and Hoary Boulder.

Apple Kid: They were smart and worked together to knock Huge right on his shell. He can't get back up.

Tommy Dukes: Shell?

Apple Kid: What's this? A combination move here. Mach tagging out to Tack, who is hitting Boulder off the top with a Rider Kick. Mach ran the ropes and hit the Knee Trigger as Tack pins Boulder for the win! Wow. Good match for the Bad Dudes. Here they come. Good job guys.

Tack Angel: That's how you do it. Doesn't matter how big they are. When the Bad Dudes are on the same page, we're unbeatable. Does that sound like cocky bravado? Well, maybe it's earned.

Trevor Mach: The Star Prince and the War Wolf, we've had a lot of ups and downs. Former World Champions, the both of us. I've got the Television title, we're the World Tag Team Champions. We've done the good. We've done the bad. We've fought on both sides of the fence. It's been nothing but fights and fun along the way. I'm telling ya boys, you got no chance. Jamie OD and Kinniku Mike, you think YOU'RE the Best Match? Me and my brother in arms Tack Angel, WE'RE the BEST *bleep*ING MATCH! Really? You're bleeping this show? *bleep*

4. Non-Title Women's Singles: Hope Mach beat Sassy Star[BBB] via Ankle Lock -> Submission

Tommy Dukes: Hope Mach is absolutely crushing this egotistical "star" from Anahauc.

Apple Kid: She's known for going out of her way to injure people, and now she's got herself trapped in the Ankle Lock. Hope is wrenching it, and Sassy Star has no choice but to tap out. A dominant win for the Television Champion. Here comes Hope.

Hope Mach: You see that? It doesn't matter if I have to deal with Valarie Dorado or 21st Century Foxx. Whichever one they want to send my way in Threed, I WILL tap them out!

5. EBW Rated M Championship: Firebrand X© beat Jammer via Buckle Bomb into a Chair -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Apple Kid: Main event time. Yep, you get a title match on this taped studio show. We actually want it to matter this time, for realsies.

Tommy Dukes: Jammer trying to do what Bashin Dan couldn't and is going all out with weapons, and really thriving in a No Rules environment.

Apple Kid: He's dealing with Firebrand X, who has proven himself the King of this style.

Tommy Dukes: But Jammer has him on the mat. He's putting a chair on him and going up top. He's pumping his kicks and here comes the Slam Jam. NO! X threw the chair up at him and knocked him off course. Firebrand is placing that chair in the corner, and he's lifting Jammer for a Buckle Bomb! OW! 1-2-3! Firebrand X with the defense! A nice try from Jammer though. The former World Champion is looking dejected, but he's giving X the fist bump, which means it's all totally cool.

Firebrand X: That was a challenge, but nothing I can't handle. This is the Rated M Championship. I am the Champion that takes it to the limit. I want to prove that. Bring your best at Fright Fest. I'm issuing an Open Challenge. Not just one opponent though. As many of you can nut up and come out for the fight.

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EBW World Wrestling Update

Apple Kid: I'm just saying, I think he has a lot of free time at his new job, and he likes to write. That explains why there is so much more now. Yeah, he spends the first few hours working on it and- oh are we on? Welcome to the EBW World Wrestling Update! The guy actually working is me Apple Kid. We've got Orange over there. He just doesn't care anymore.

Orange: *half hearted thumbs up*

Apple Kid: Yeah, that's about it. I guess it's better than hearing him complain and then get punched all the time. With this new format he'd be getting it every day.

Orange: *half hearted thumbs down*

Apple Kid: Careful now, that was almost displeasure I sensed. Don't emote.

Orange: ....

Apple Kid: Don't move.

Orange: ....

Apple Kid: Don't do ANYTHING.

Orange: ....

Apple Kid: Sweet science, what have you become? We used to be scientific prodigies you know....me more than you, but still. I helped Ness save the world, and you....you made a machine that but chickens back in eggs or something.

Orange: ....

Apple Kid: Nothing is piercing that stone cold exterior. That's one cold Orange. Anyways, let's move onto the news. Hey, do you like wrestling? I would hope so, or you watching this would make no sense. Maybe you fell asleep and left the television on? In any case, if you haven't been gorged on so much wrestling that you might puke yet, then we have some amazing news for you. On the streaming service Strike TV+, we are going to start airing our LIVE shows! Exciting right? Now you have more to watch because of the abject fear of missing out. We held a show outside of the Saturn Dome earlier today, with some big matches, and a couple of less than reputable debuts. Let's take a look!

EBW: Live
Outside of Saturn Dome, Saturn City
Strike TV+

1. Singles: Uncle Frank[Debut] beat Stealth Vanyon via Black Jack -> Pin
2. Singles: Vape beat Seethe Rolletty via Top Rope Splash -> Pin
3. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Dangerous D via STO Bomber -> Pin
4. Women's 3-Team Tag: Hope Mach/Christina Angel[o] beat Nani Angel/Tracy Angel and Murasaki/Ripper Jane[x] via Angel Wings -> Pin
5. 8-Man Tag: Swift[o]/Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Generator beat Chad Salad/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich/Bad Touch Pete[Debut][x] via POUNCE! -> Pin
6. Women's Singles: 21st Century Foxx beat Gold via Foxx Factor -> Pin
7. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan[o]/Jammer/Benjamin beat Rude/Hotlanta/Magnum PT[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin

Apple Kid: Uncle Frank. The man with the ratty hair and the bird mask, who wrestled in what appears to be his underwear. He just distracted the referee and knocked out Stealth Vanyon with a black jack! How is THAT wrestling? "Bad Touch Pete"? That fat guy always waving his fingers. He's a creep! Someone stop letting Paul and Sandwich bring in friends. I-

Chad Salad: Hold on! You think I'm friends with those guys!? No! Oh, so they have funny names, and they're ironically over. BIG DEAL! I'm not impressed! They are following ME around! They know that Chad Salad is the best! I have the best looks, the best moves, and the BEST WRIST CLUTCH!

Apple Kid: You so don't. Tack Angel has the best one. You are sloppy seconds at best.

Chad Salad: HEY! So that guy in the stupid jeans Clutches the Wrist. Big deal! I'm not impressed with him! His Wrist Clutch suuuuucks! Boo on him! I'm the best! Don't forget it...or....or...I'm gonna get you!

Apple Kid: ...Great. Chad Salad everyone. I didn't know we were using this time for antics like that, but why not? Anyone else want to say something? Come on everyone. It's time to get you over....or under. Salad...Sandwich...what's with this food thing. I'm sure their was a guy named Don Panini around here too at some point. Wait...my name is Apple Kid....and he's Orange. It's been there the whole time. There must be some scientific reasoning...or it's just an amazing coincidence. Well, we have a man here that's not a food name, but he's notorious for other reasons. Erik Stone, welcome back to EBW.

Erik Stone: Thank you very much, but it's not just Erik Stone anymore. It's "Mr. Vacation" Erik Stone.

Apple Kid: ...Huh?

Erik Stone: I've been on vacation from EBW for so long, that I have acquired the powers of vacation itself. See the leis I have on? It's a different kind of "lay" for this former porn actor! Hahaha!

Apple Kid: I'd....rather not touch them. So, you were a member of the Weekend Wrecking Crew, and now vacation has claimed you huh? Interesting. So...you made movies such as Clear and Pleasant Stranger, Tale of Two Titties, Midsummer’s Night Cream, Ball in the Family, and Done in 60 Seconds.

Erik Stone: Yes?

Apple Kid: I guess I just want to know how embarrassed you are in your career choice?

Erik Stone: ....I'm proud of my work...I think it stands on its own....and I'm not at all constantly haunted by the look on my families face when they first saw my work. Its doesn't bother me at all to know that people can view my penis at any given second, anywhere in the world. Not bothered by it at all. It's all behind me now. It's cool beaches, and sunny skies, and a colorful drinks with little umbrellas. The easy breezy life of Mr. Vacation.

Apple Kid: Except you have to get violent and wrestle now. It's time to step it up and-

Erik Stone: You know, you've been giving me a lot of grief, and I don't think I like it. I might just take you on, and just so you know. I haven't come alone.

Apple Kid: Was that a sex joke?

Erik Stone: No, they just happen. I can't stop them. They just keep coming and coming and DAMMIT! Stop! Apple Kid, I'm challenging you to a match! You need to assemble a team for Xcite, because I have a team ready right now. Team Vacation ASSEMBLE!

A man in a coconut mask came out, with a man in a pineapple mask. Coconuts and pineapples adorned their tights.

Erik Stone: This is Coconut and Pineapple!

Apple Kid: MORE FOOD NAMES!

Erik Stone: Tell them how you feel boys!

Pineapple: Most Pinapples are prickly on the outside and tasty on the inside. I'm ALL PRICKLY ALL THE TIME!

Coconut: MOUNDS CAN FUCK OFF! ALMOND JOY IS THE SHIT! YEAH!

Apple Kid: Wonderful. So, you want me to find a team to take on the three of you?

Erik Stone: Not quite. There are four of us! How can you have Pineapple without......HAM!

Strangely enough, award winning actor Jon Hamm came out, very confused.

Apple Kid: JON HAMM!?

Erik Stone: Yeah baby! Ham is the secret ingredient.

Jon Hamm: I am almost 100% certain that I'm in the wrong place.

Apple Kid: You know Erik Stone?

Jon Hamm: Uh...a little? We met while vacationing I guess you could say, and he invited me to some show but....I really...really should have read the entire e-mail I think.

Apple Kid: Uh...Stone, I really don't want to have to beat up Jon Hamm.

Jon Hamm: I feel bad. Mr. Apple guy, I didn't know that-

Apple Kid: No, I feel bad. I-

Jon Hamm: I don't even know these guys. Pineapple hello. Coconut, I'm a big fan. Almond Joys man. Can't enough of them. Listen though, I think I'm....yeah I'm just going to go. It was very nice to meet you all. Catch you later.

Erik Stone: Hamm! Don't go! HAAAAAM!

Apple Kid: Well, I guess it's going to be 3 on 3 now?

Erik Stone: No, I WILL find the Ham to go with the Pineapple, and-

Tack Angel suddenly rushed in and kicked Erik Stone in the head.

Tack Angel: NO! NO! Pineapple and Ham do NOT go together! NO! EWWW!

Apple Kid: Hey Tack.

Tack Angel: Sup.

Apple Kid: You just missed Jon Hamm.

Tack Angel: Was he in the room with Pineapple?

Apple Kid: Yeah.

Tack Angel: I'm going to kick him in the head!

Apple Kid: No don't!

Tack Angel: Hey Coconut. Mounds, am I right? Love em'.

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Crystal Heaven

Tack was sitting outside with his family sans Faris, enjoying a picnic.

Amy Angel: Want some of this fruit Tack?

Tack Angel: Nah, I'm good. *cracks open Monster energy can*

Amy Angel: ...I don't want you drinking those.

Tack Angel: I'll be alright. I won't let the daughters sip it, or the penguins, OR the pirates. They have enough energy as it is.

Amy Angel: This is nice, though I wish Faris were with us. She's always hanging around with Degrees group.

Tack Angel: Yeah, time traveling and stuff. I hope that's all, or I'm kicking that dude in the head.

Amy Angel: He's married.

Tack Angel: So am I. It didn't stop me from getting married 5 more times!

Amy Angel: ...Yeah maybe we should keep a closer eye on him.

Nani Angel: I will eliminate them.

Amy Angel: Not needed!

Tack Angel: ...Not yet.

Amy Angel: Tack!

Tack Angel: What?

Suddenly, in a flash of light, Jackson Kain's RV appeared in front of them.

Tracy Angel: Tack, I think we have company.

Nani Angel: We obviously have company.

Degrees, Kain, Nosan, and Gemma rushed off the RV in a panic.

Jackson Kain: What are we going to do? What the hell was that thing?

Gemma: It changed her! How did it do that?!

Nosan: This is a CATastrophe!

Degrees: NO TIME FOR JOKES! What are we gonna do?!

Jackson Kain: I DON'T KNOW!

Tack Angel: GUYS! Shut it! What are you talking about? Where is Faris?

Degrees: ...You parked us here? HERE OF ALL PLACES?!

Jackson Kain: I didn't! Not on purpose! You know I can barely drive that hunk of junk! Why did I let you turn it into a time travel machine!

Degrees: Because I-

Tack Angel: HEY! WHERE! IS! FARIS?!

Degrees: Faris? She is....she's fine! Totally fine!

Tack Angel: *hovering close to Degrees* Don't you dare fucking lie to me.

Degrees: Ah....alright! Fine! Listen, we realized that #EVER is probably cancelled for good, so we went off the books, using our facility and this RV to fight our mystery foe through time. We ran into this monster in...uh...

Jackson Kain: 1994.

Degrees: 1994. Thank you! The monster is had the ability to turn us into...things..and well...Faris is....Faris is....

Tack Angel: Is what?

Gemma: *sigh* Here. Here is Faris.

Gemma held up a brown cat with a tuft of purple hair, and a green ribbon.

Tack Angel: That's....my wife?

Gemma handed Tack the cat, which purred in his arms.

Degrees: I am....TOTALLY going to fix this.

Nosan: If it helps....we have a cute name for her. "Furis Angel".

Tack Angel: ...Pirates?

Pirate Bill: Yarr?

Tack Angel: Remove them from my property.

Pirate Bill: YARR!

Degrees: BACK TO THE RV! BACK TO THE RV!

The Pirates chased the RV off the property, while Tack stood there petting "Furis".

Tack Angel: Huh.

Makoto Angel: What is it?

Tack Angel: I thought you were the one that ended up with a cat.

*poof*

Faris suddenly poofed back to normal.

Tack Angel: Oh hey, there we go.

Makoto Angel: Uh...

Faris Angel: I tried to tell them it was only temporary. He said it only lasted a few hours.

Makoto Angel: Should we flag them down? Tell Bill to stand down?

Tack Angel: No. Degrees deserves this.

Faris Angel: I'm cold.

Tack Angel: Well, you are naked so-

Faris Angel: AH!

Makoto Angel: I'll get you some clothes!

Tack Angel: No. I deserve this. *wink*

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EBW World Wrestling Update

Apple Kid: I mean if you had 8 hours a night, 7 days a week to write, you might forget how many weeks are in a month too. Hello everyone, it's another EBW World Wrestling Update! We have new regarding the final card for Fright Night, and much more....well...a little more. I have a match apparently for Xcite, a Team Division match, and I have my guys. We'll get to that, but let's first check out the final Fright Night 2019 card.

EBW: Fright Fest 2019
Zombie U, Threed
Strike TV+

1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Hope Mach© vs. Valarie Dorado
2. Tag: Tomo/Maurice vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
3. Singles: Amigo vs. Fighter Daron
4. EBW World Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel©/Trevor Mach© vs. Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD
5. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel© vs. Erica
6. No Rules: Fray Tiburon vs. KYO
7. EBW World Team Championships: Hotlanta©/Camilo Ortega©/Rude©/Magnum PT© vs. Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin/Dragon Shiryu
8. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: w00t© vs. Swift

Apple Kid: Well there you have it with-

The screen cut to black, with a voice in the darkness.

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The screen cut back to the Apple Kid.

Apple Kid: Huh...that was downright confusing and forboding. So yeah...I'm going to continue. We have the final two matches on the card filled up, with Amigo, the Master of the Clash, accepting the challenge from runner up Fighter Daron....who is with Arliss Michaels, and it being sponsored by Vape's Happy Fun Ball....apparently. That's what this says. I'm just reading it. It's a heavily hyped card, and I know we're all excited for it. Before that though, we have Xcite, and I have a team lined up to take on "Mr. Vacation" Erik Stone. What? You think Orange is on the team?

Orange: ....*nods*..

Apple Kid: No, I'd actually like a shot at winning. HOWEVER, I don't have the BIGGEST list of friends in EBW, being on the Board and all. So, I thought back to the past, to a trio that once dominated EBW, and by dominate, I mean they were hosting shows like this ALL THE TIME! Introducing....NERDLER, NERF, and NERDVERT! The Nerd Squad!

Nerdler: Oh wow, it's great to be back!

Nerf: Live long and prosper! I got beamed back aboard the USS EBW! Hehe!

Nerdvert: So many pretty women, and so much Nerdvert to go around!

Apple Kid: You can obviously see you've put on a lot of weight. For those who are blind, Nerdler is the one with red hair and an orange suit. Nerf is the one with acne, vulcan ears, and the Kirk vs. Picard t-shirt. Nerdvert is the one wearing the inappropriate hentai ahegao shirt, and the horrible bowl cut hair. These are...uh...my people I guess. Together, we're going to teach "Mr. Vacation" that it doesn't matter how many times you've been laid or laid in the other way, what matters is what we do in the ring. Right guys?

Nerdler: I wasn't a wrestler, like at all.

Nerf: I will take them out with me Vulcan neck pinch!

Nerdvert: Think any of his porn star friends will be around?

Apple Kid: ...I have to wonder why I thought this was a good idea.

-

Saturn City

Outside of the Saturn Cafe, the Dan Club were heading to their homes for the night...



Vape: So I was thinking, if I'm doing to go on this date, I should probably wear pants right?

Benjamin: I'm used to women who love chivalry, and being saved from Dark Lords, so I don't know how much help I can be. That being said, I'm pretty sure pants are needed for a fancy dinner date.

Vape: Women, am I right? Jammer? Am I right Jammer? Slam Jam?

Jammer: Huh? Oh yeah.....better...better wear pants.

Vape: Are you alright?

Jammer: I had that dream again last night.

Vape: You mean...




Jammer: Huh? No, not that one. I haven't had that one in weeks. It's hard to explain. It's just got me shaken.

Benjamin: Bad dreams huh? I've had that problem too.

Vape: Eh. We all have bad dreams every now and then.

Jammer: Heh...yeah I guess so. Don't worry about it. I need to head out guys. I have an....appointment.

Vape: Something is up with that guy.

Benjamin: I hope he's alright.

?

Jammer left town to a pipeline in the woods. He soon found himself surrounded.



w00t: I'm surprised you actually decided to show. I guess you're not as moronic as the others you associate with.

Jammer: Spare me your bullshit. I didn't come here to be talked down to. I came here to tell you that I've thought about your offer, and you can shove it up your a-

w00t: Tell me Jammer, do you miss these? The Triple Crown. The Team Rings. Do you miss success and glory? They all used to take you seriously. You had broken out of your place in the mid-card. You were a "Thriller". You were THE GUY...before I came back of course. In fact, your little display emboldened me. Made me pursue my goals that much more. I never did thank you for that. You could say EBW: Dark is a product of your actions.

Jammer: ...I'm only responsible for MY actions. I take no credit for what you're doing.

w00t: That's fine, as I don't like to share credit. I will however, share glory. I will share riches. I will share the security that being a member of EBW: Dark will bring. I will give you a title shot too, no interference, just the two of us, granted that you perform your end of the bargain.

Jammer: What do you want from me?

w00t: It's simple. So simple. Walk out of the Team Championship match while it's in progress. Just walk out, and my team will take care of the rest. THEN, you might stop by the ring around main event time? You catch my drift?

Jammer: I get what you're saying, but it's wrong. It's wrong on both counts. They won't take you seriously if all you can do is cheat to win. I won the E1, and the Triple Crown in the process. BUT, it didn't mean as much as it could have, because I didn't do it on my own.

w00t: That's only a problem if you have conscience I guess. Doesn't bother me at all. Doesn't have to bother you either. You join us, and you can have whatever you want. Money, glory, women, basketballs I guess too...whatever. You can have it all.

Jammer: ...

w00t: We'll find out at Fright Fest. What you're saying, and what you'll actually do, might not correlate. Heh. Come on guys. Leave the Slam Master to think.

Jammer: ...Son of a bitch.

Giygas Detainment Center - Summers

Mr. Face walked into the mobile center beneath Summers, gazing up at the monitor showing Giygas in his cell, before entering a computer room.

Mr. Face: Alright, what have you figured out.

Jeff Andonuts: First off, thanks for allowing me the space here. You have a lot of sophisticated toys here.

Picky Minch: I just appreciate getting the access badge here. Makes me feel important. Hehe....I have "access".

Jeff Andonuts: We have discovered that the gate is definitely closed in Summers, but it's still resonating an "echo" of some sort, and it's not the only place in Eagleland. Hell, it's not the only place in the World. Several resonance points are appearing, and I THINK it might be part of the weird occurrences.

Mr. Face: Like 6 weeks in October, and no one noticing? People losing their minds? Cups shattering, and then reappearing seconds later? People talking backwards?

Jeff Andonuts: I don't know about people losing their minds. In case you haven't noticed in current year, everyone is crazy to begin with. The whole lot of them. BUT....this might be why the other happenings are....uh...happening.



Jeff Andonuts: In the upper left, you can see the resonance in between Saturn City in Crystal Heaven. We have one here in Summers. There is another in the far north east where EBW tends to avoid because of that being Sports Entertainment Wrestling's territory. It's located around the large metropolitan city of North Point.

Mr. Face: We might have to facilitate an "invasion" so we can get a closer look. It's always good that we follow around EBW. They're so bat shit sometimes, that no one notices what we're doing.

Jeff Andonuts: You don't have to tell me. I just hope no one else is noticing anything is wrong yet. We don't want to start a panic.



Flying Man: Something.....something is wrong. Magicant? I can see Magicant.

-

Mr. Wozniack's Office

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the trying to be quiet guy of Wrestling, as we're witnessing the contract signing between Triple Crown World Champion w00t and #1 Contender Swift. This is a big moment, that you would have figured they would have done much sooner than just days before the big event, but I digress. Let's listen in.

Noah Jennings: Alright, they both signed, and it is official. No backing out now guys.

Swift: I've never backed out of a challenge in my life. Why start now?

w00t: You have a penchant for embarrassing yourself. All your gruffness. Your simpleton attitude. Rubbing your forehead on the ropes? You're a beast and a charlatan. I am the master plan achieved. This is what we were really fighting for in EBW: Dark. This title with me, and it's going to stay with me. This is your one and only chance to disprove that, but I am NEVER wrong Swift.

Swift: I wish I could take all your fancy words and shove them back down your damn throat! This is how it's going to go down. You're going to beg and plead for your life and those titles, but it won't do you any good. I will be ending your reign. I will be ending you. You can even try and send out your boys in EBW: Dark, it won't work out for you.

w00t: Oh yeah? What makes you say that?

Swift: I have two reasons. First off, my pack, the wolves, will be with me. However, you also have a wolf with you too.

w00t: What do you mean by that?

Swift: Aren't you a genius? I shouldn't have to spell it out. You have a wolf in EBW: Dark. One of us, is posing as one of you.

w00t: ...I don't believe you.

Swift: Hey, I don't give a shit. Just tell it like it is. Believe it? Don't believe it? It's going to happen no matter what. Bitch.

Trevor Mach: He called him a bitch.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I heard. It was great.

Fourside Arena

Later, outside of the arena a limo pulled up, with w00t coming out alone. A second limo pulled up beside it, with Ryan IQ and the rest of EBW: Dark. w00t kept his distance.

Ryan IQ: Everyone stay back. The champ needs some space.

Kinniku Mike: The hell?

Jamie OD: Oi! What's your problem?

w00t: Stay back! I...uh...I need isolation...to think.

Rude: You're sweating a lot. You sick or something?

w00t: Uh...yeah...I have a cold.

Camilo Ortega: ...We have a match toni-

w00t: I'M AWARE! Don't...uh..don't worry. I'll be fine. I'm going to go drink some tea and gets some vick's vapor rub.

Kinniku Mike: Vick's vapor rub?!

w00t: Yeah! Ortega, I'll see you in the main event. Until then....I'm..uh..I'm quarantined.

Rude: Something funny about that guy.

Camilo Ortega: He thinks one of us is a traitor. If it were me with a target on my back, I'd welcome the traitor to challenge me head on. Those who stray from the path need to be put down.

Rude: ...Harsh. Too harsh maybe? You covering for something?

Camilo Ortega: ...Spare me. I don't have time for games.

Magnum PT: Well I know I'M not the traitor.

Jamie OD: Oi! No one else would take you, you jobber gobshite!

Magnum PT: ...Ouch.

EBW: Xcite

EBW Announce Table

Tommy Dukes: It's happening folks! We're just days away from the ultimate battles! In Threed, at Fight Fest 2019, the ghouls and zombies, and possibly alive people, are going to witness Swift challenging for the World Championship. THE TRIPLE CROWN! The symbol of undisputed supremacy. You're going to have Best Match challenge the Bad Dudes for the World Tag Team Championships. You're going to have Elevation battle Future Past for their titles, in a heated rivalry, that's been full of twists, turns, and ploys....lots of ploys.

Nerma: But before all of that, we have a "special" surprise on Xcite. My "friends" from back in the early year have returned. The Nerd Squad are in action. yaaaaaaay.

Tommy Dukes: I'm not feeling the emotion there.

Nerma: That's because there is none.

Tommy Dukes: Oh.

Makoto Angel: Faris turned into a cat, but she's not now. I think she still had cat ears, but Tack didn't seem to mind. I think it's kawaii myself.

Nerma: Kawhat now?

Makoto Angel: It means-

Ryan IQ: Shut up! Give me that mic! I want to make it crystal clear that w00t is NOT afraid of anyone! You all keep laughing, but he's going to be making a mockery of Swift and of you. You garbage people with garbage opinions. Always chanting. Why would you even be chanting for Tack Angel right now when I'm talking?

Makoto Angel: Because, I have a hold of you right now.

Ryan IQ: Huh? AH! WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

Tack Angel ran down as Ryan IQ left his coat in Makoto's hands, trying to escape up the ramp. Trevor Mach and Mav Valentine cut him off, so he ran back into the ring. Ryan was cornered by Tack who ran into the ring. He offered him money and a gold watch, but to no avail. Before Tack could lay in with the kicks, EBW: Dark rushed in to make the save from the crowd. 3 Wolf Moon entered the ring to make the save for Tack, and a big brawl erupted, requiring security, but security was fought off as they kept fighting. Tack and Trevor lifted OD up and slammed him through an announce table, before getting floored by Mike. Mav Valentine and Magnum PT fought into the crowd, where Mav grabbed a beer bottle and broke it over PT's head. The bleeding PT reached into the crowd and pulled out a water bottle...which he threw at Mav...to very little effect. Generator jumped off the ring post out into a brawling group and floored them all. Swift tried to get the jump on Mike, but Ortega got in his way and hit the STO. EBW: Dark tried to target the downed Swift, but the Bad Dudes got back to their feet and they both kicked Mike, but they didn't slap their thigh in the process, because that's stupid, and you should never do that. Finally, more security came in and forced the warring groups to the ramp, but suddenly, the Dan Club ran out and attacked as well. The crowd was going crazy for it, with Dan leading the charge, and reminding everyone that the Dan Club was to be taken seriously....despite Vape and stuff. After the show came back from commercial, the groups were finally being dispersed backstage, but the damage was done around the ring area, with the crew trying to fix it the best they could.

Tommy Dukes: ...Well, there are only two chairs left so-

Nerma: Dibs.

Makoto Angel: Also dibs.

Tommy Dukes: ...Well...I'll be a man and respect the dibs. Guess my tailbone can tolerate one night of absolute, intense discomfort. Take it to the ring I guess.

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
Strike TV

1. 8-Man Tag: Apple Kid[o]/Nerdler/Nerf/Nerdvert beat Erik Stone/Coconut/Pineapple/"Porky"[x] via Apple Core Crusher -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Pokey? Erik Stone brought Pokey of all people to join his team?

Nerma: It's "Porky". Get it? Because of Ham?

Tommy Dukes: It's Pokey. His name is Pokey. They can call him whatever they want elsewhere, but here, he's POKEY!

Nerma: Fine. Geez!

Tommy Dukes: My back hurts!

Makoto Angel: Stone is a good worker, but the others are a joke, and I mean on both sides. What is this? I think we owe the viewers an apology.

Nerma: At least Apple can still go. Apple Core Crusher on "Porky", and the pin! Erik Stone is taking it in stride, trying to put a lei on Apple Kid, but Apple punched him in the mouth. They're brawling. Dammit, not again! STOP MASS BRAWLING!

Tommy Dukes: Orange is coming out, he's getting on the top turnbuckle, and he just kind of fell on everybody. *sigh*

2. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Mav Valentine vs. Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD/Magnum PT ended in a No Contest

Tommy Dukes: Dammit! This sucks! I can't see anything down here!

Nerma: Then stand up!

Tommy Dukes: I can't. The cords are pulling me back down, and now my back is locked up from sitting down here.

Nerma: How bad is your back?!

Makoto Angel: The two factions are battling it out, and I'm so proud of my Tacky Stay Boy. He keeps coming down to the ring in Jncos, and I don't think I've seen him trip once! Battering Mike again, but wait here comes-

Nerma: You're kidding me?! Another one? Yep, here comes 3WM and EBW: Dark. They brawling it out AGAIN. No Contest. Getting numb to the violence! Really getting numb!

Tommy Dukes: My ass is numb.

3. Women's Non-Title Singles: Christina Angel beat 21st Century Foxx via Angel Wings -> Pin

Nerma: Great action here, with Foxx fighting just dirty enough to get away with it, complete with hair pulling. She throws the World Champion to the mat, with Erica and Valarie Dorado both looking on. Please don't brawl. Please don't brawl. Please don't brawl. Christina back in control! Kick to the midsection and the ANGEL WINGS! 1-2-3! Christina with the win! NO BRAWLS!

4. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Hotlanta via Brave Clash -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Dan is the Man! He might not be in the title picture right now, but this young paragon of his generation is an inspiration to-

Nerma: Can it with the praise! He's getting battered by Hotlanta right now.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, but look at him! He's fighting back to his feet! Taking the shots. Remember that damage just fires him up!

Nerma: That never made sense to me. If I get punched in the face, I want to sit down and try not to throw up.

Tommy Dukes: Hotlanta is going for a Powerbomb, but Dan escaped! Midsection kick! BRAVE CLASH! 1-2-3! Bashin Dan with the win! Big win for the Dangerous Player!

5. Women's Non-Title Singles: Hope Mach beat Erica via DQ

Nerma: Oh THERE'S the brawling! DAMMIT!

6. Tag: w00t/Camilo Ortega[o] beat Swift/Generator[x] via STO Bomber -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: A solid main event, and even though we have MORE brawling, they kept it away from the ring. These groups are ready to fight it out, and it's happening at Fright Fest 2019!

Nerma: "Fest" We could've done better than that. We had a show called Fright Night once, named after the movies. Why not use that?

Tommy Dukes: You're just saying this now?! Damn!

Makoto Angel: Swift and w00t makig contact! It's on, but w00t is backing away. He's getting Swift away from the ring as Ortega hits the STO Bomber on Generator. 1-2-3! EBW: Dark with the win! EBW: Dark is celebrating, but w00t is keeping his distance. Swift is fighting through them to try and get to w00t. Please, no more brawls. We're exhausted!

Tommy Dukes: Zzzzz....Zzz....

Nerma: Sitting on the floor tuckered him out. I think we're ready for them to just settle this shit, and hopefully they will, at Fight Fest 2019....could'be been Fright Night. Sounds more bad ass. Just saying. I'll end it from here.

Strike TV Wrestling Update

Nerma: Nerma here in the Control Center, and I want to very much apologize for my behavior at Fight Fest 2019. I am terrified of zombies, and I needed to take the edge off. It's no excuse. Though, the only alternative I was given was, and I quote, "just get bit already". I'm going to take a huge pass on that. That came from the higher ups at Strike too. Guys, if you want the zombie demo, hire a zombie. I'm certainly not going to be one. Also, I *sigh* apologize to the Angel family. I wasn't confessing my love or anything. I'm happily married to Tony...or Tommy. Tommy, I love Tommy very much. I just don't trust those Angel wives!

Makoto Angel: I AM standing right here.

Nerma: Except for you. We talked about this. I trust you...when I can see you.

Makoto Angel: Right. Thanks. We're seeing some big changes coming down the pipeline. Here to discuss this is EBW Boss Noah Jennings.

Noah Jennings: Uh...yeah, that's totally official now. Mr. Wozniack put me in control, while he works with the higher ups in Strike and the shareholders. So I guess my ideas have been working? It WAS my idea to get rid of #EVER.

Nerma: That was everyone's idea.

Noah Jennings: ...Yeah....yeah. The demographics show that #EVER was watched in Crystal Heaven, and for some reason, one bar in Summers. Not worth keeping it on.

Makoto Angel: We watched it for Faris!

Noah Jennings: I'm sure you did. Why else would you?

Nerma: So I have a huge question for you. It's been on my mind for months. Just who IS in charge of EBW?

Noah Jennings: That used to be a more difficult question. When the previous owner left, he divided the majority stock between Ryan IQ and the Board. The Board entrusted me with the duties to counter IQ. Now, that's all changed IQ has abdicated his stake, which reverted it to the Board. Now control exists between the Board, and the Shareholders. I am the rep for the Shareholders AKA I'm in charge.

Nerma: Does that really mean that?

Noah Jennings: Well, Jack Wozniack is the business face of things, but I control the day to day now. All of it. I'd have grey hair from stress if I didn't keep it shaved. Plus, it puts me at bigger risk of running into my ex-wife. She'll know where I am. *shudders*

Nerma: I feel like this hasn't gotten less complicated at all.

Noah Jennings: It's getting more and more complicated everyday. The network is working with the Shareholders to try and insert a level of control over the product. It's....it's something else I get to deal with. Just know something, this is for all of you. For all the sins of my past, and any time I've done something to make you boo....I'm paying the karmic price. It's happening.

Nerma: Well I'm sure we're all glad to hear it.

Saturn City Forest

The Dan Club were hiking together in the woods, licking their wounds following the loss at Fright Night...

Benjamin: Why are we out here? I didn't bring my sword. The woods tend to trigger encounters with monsters.

Hope Mach: Dan has a plan...and I wish that didn't rhyme. I just wish Christina wasn't stuck at the hospital right now.

Vape: Shiryu isn't here either. What happened?

Hope Mach: I think he was called away from Athena or what he does in Greecia. He seemed distracted during your match too. I'm sure he did his best for you, but Vape, we all thought, including him, that the fourth spot should have been yours.

Vape: Seeing as how you're a woman....I'm very happy you're talking to me right now. You're very pretty and you smell nice. Having said all of that, I just don't agree. The Vapemuffin hasn't been the same since the RagnaRockers fell apart. I know where I belong, and that's with my friends. I just don't have my confidence back yet.

Hope Mach: Well, it'll come back to you, I'm sure.

Vape: *sniff*

Hope Mach: Stop smelling me.

Vape: Right.

The ground stopped in a clearing, where Dan was already setting up a fire.

Bashin Dan: Glad you made it.

Jammer: Dan, what are we doing out here? There are NO hoops here? I can't dunk anything!

Bashin Dan: I thought we'd get out of town and clear our heads. Really think about what we're doing.

Hope Mach: Where are Gold and Sylvie?

Bashin Dan: Sylvie didn't want to camp. Gold is making her workout instead.

Hope Mach: Oh? So this was optional?

Bashin Dan: Yeah? You didn't want to come?

Hope Mach: I mean my arm is in a sling and all....

Bashin Dan: Oh.

Hope Mach: BUT....I love spending time with you, so it doesn't matter where that is.

Bashin Dan: Great!

Hope Mach: *sigh* My ear hurts too. She tried to bust my ear drums. Did you see that?

The group sat around the fire. Jammer tried to spin his basketball on his finger, but it fell off and landed in the fire.

Jammer: Damn!

Benjamin: This is calming I admit. I used to camp out a lot.

Bashin Dan: We weren't prepared for what happened at Fright Night, and we lost, and that's bad for morale, but we have to hold onto the bonds that bring us together, and use those to lift us up.

Jammer: ....The hell are you talking about?

Bashin Dan: I believe we're all stronger together than we are separate. We need to be in sync. We need to work to-

Vape: N'sync? I don't want to be N'sync. We should be "Boys to Boys".

Jammer: I like that.

Hope Mach: I'm not a boy.

Bashin Dan: IN SYNC.

Everyone else: OOOOOOH!

Bashin Dan: Heh. I'm glad I'm here. I'm glad that this is my world, my home, my family. I just want us to be the best we can be. Let's get pumped, and get the spirit of competition back. Jam, let's bring back that fire that took us both to the top.

Jammer: Without backstabbing though?

Bashin Dan: Yeah.

Jammer: That's a lot harder, but sure. You know they offered me a spot  with them. They would have given me everything I wanted. I would have been near where I was before. I chose you all instead. If I would have turned my back on you, I would have been in EBW: Dark for about 30 minutes, because they had to disband, and then I would have been alone. Look at me making right choices. Growth right? Being a better person?

Hope Mach: Heh, you're getting there yeah.

Bashin Dan: Thank you for sticking with us Slam Master. Now *pulls out deck...yes deck not the other thing* I want to show you guys how I set up the perfect deck of a battle, and how I think we can translate that into teamwork in the ring.

Vape: Oh no.

Bashin Dan: I brought marshmallows.

Vape: Oh yes!

Suddenly, Tack Angel jumped out of the woods with a bat.

Tack Angel: DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Dan Club: AAAHHHHH!!!

Tack Angel: AHHHHH!!!

Noah Jennings Office

Noah tried to pull the hair off his bald head, as he sifted through paperwork.

Noah Jennings: I really feel like this is punishment. It's supposedly a promotion. I mean, it's all I ever wanted right? I am in control of EBW....technically. Whatever, how hard could this b-

Firebrand X: You little son of a bitch.

Noah Jennings: Oh God. X, I don't compete anymore! Can this NOT happen?!

Firebrand X: I threw down a Rated M challenge, and YOU cut it from the event?!

Noah Jennings: Huh? What? Oh that. I had to! Dr. Z in Threed warned me that the bloodshed would start a zombie frenzie!

Firebrand X: I want to crush you. *slaps paperwork on the desk* This is my contract. It's up! I could walk and take the Rated M Championship with me. Don't know if you've heard, but other major promotions might be moving in. Bigger promotions. Longer lived promotions. They want home grown talent. I love wrestling, and the fans, but I don't love EBW or what its become.

Noah Jennings: Please! Please don't! I will work with you! I can make this right! Your Open Challenge will open Xcite. It will be whatever you want. I had made an executive decision, and it had to happen, but I can use my power to make this happen too. I can make this work. You want weapons? Explosives? Barbed wire? Electricity?

Firebrand X: Rated M isn't just about weapons. It's about No Rules. No inhibitions. All out. The BEST fighting. That's what I want. You send that competition my way.

Noah Jennings: You got it. You got it! Anything you want! Please don't go! AHHHHH!

Firebrand X: Relax you geek, it's contract negotiations. Wife wants a bigger house, and my mask repairs aren't cheap. Yikes.

Noah Jennings: Right. Right. *sigh* Yikes is right.

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. EBW Rated M Championship Open Challenge: Firebrand X(x) vs. ?
2. Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer vs. Tomo/Maurice
3. EBW Women's Tag #1 Contender Battle Royale: Gold/Sylvie vs. Ember Blaze/"3G" Krissy Gale vs. Murasaki/Ripper Jane
4. Women's Singles: Iroha Angel vs. Troian
5. EBW World Team Championship: Camilo Ortega(c)/Hotlanta(c)/?/? vs. Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Mav Valentine/Rude

St. Saturn Cathedral

A bus was being loaded, carrying children, and the Luchadors of EBW. Frey Tiburon was helping the children in the bus, as Xiomara brought out his bag.

Xiomara: Sergio, mi amor. I brought your bag for the trip.

Frey Tiburon: Thank you so much my sweet Xiomara, but I can't go on this trip.

Dorado Mask: What? This was your idea. Go back to our roots and reclaim our territory down south.

Hex No Limit: Now that the Hex Clan is diminished, we can get back to why we came here in the first place.

Frey Tiburon: I wish you all the best, truly I do. You don't need me for that. The two of you, El Mago, Kiva, and other like those from P+P. We wear masks to find our courage and inner strength inside. Use that to get what you want. Reach for your dreams, and move forward.

Xiomara: I don't understand Sergio. We were also going to take the children to see the sights and origins of Lucha.

Frey Tiburon: And you still will my love. I want you to enjoy this vacation, and worry not, because the Soldados will protect you for me.

Xiomara: Did something happen Sergio?

Frey Tiburon: The church needs me at this very important time. They asked, and I knew you could-

Xiomara: Take care of the kids? Sergio, of course I can. I don't mind helping you at all. I know that you have to walk many paths. You just don't have to do it alone. Are you sure you're alright.

Frey Tiburon: Personally? Never better. *kissed Xiomara's forehead* I know who I am, and I have you. That's what matters.

Xiomara: Just be careful mi amor. Alright kids, get buckled up, because we're leaving. El Mago is driving? Can he drive?

Kiva: *shrugs in Lucha*

Xiomara: Huh. That's troubling. Be safe "Frey Tiburon".

Frey Xiomara: Same to you my love.

The bus drove off, taking the luchadors on new mission to liberate Anahuac. As Frey Tiburon waved goodbye to them, Bishop Ignacio approached him.

Bishop Ignacio: You didn't tell her?

Frey Tiburon: Tell her that KYO got released on a technicality? I wanted to protect her from that.

Bishop Ignacio: This budding relationship shouldn't be built on deceit.

Frey Tiburon: There is no deceit my friend. I just want her to smile, just a little longer. She needs that....and so do I.

Bishop Ignacio: I can understand that. She has loved you for so long, and I know how you felt about her. I just want all you've sacrificed to pay off for you.

Frey Tiburon: Gracias amigo. Gracias.

Bishop Ignacio: We need to talk about other matters.

Frey Tiburon: Part of the reason I stayed.

Bishop Ignacio: As well as to hunt KYO?

Frey Tiburon: .....

Bishop Ignacio: The Church is taking notice of EBW. A wrestling company that has been at the center of many incidents. It is affecting too much to ignore it anymore. Also, the problems with the Hex Clan, and their crime related activities is tearing Anahauc apart. The children will be going someplace safe, but the heart of our home country is being ripped apart by the clan, who are again, wrestlers. They wish to train a subsection of Wrestling Priests to combat the evils swirling around that promotion.

Frey Tiburon: Wrestling Priests? I would say it's absurd, but coming from me, it would be all too ironic.

Bishop Ignacio: All the same "The Congregation" is forming, and it would be helpful to have you training them.

Frey Tiburon: Me? My place is here, and in EBW. A turbulent time is approaching. I can feel it.

Bishop Ignacio: Think about it my friend. Please, think about it. Now, I know you wish to track down KYO, but if I could convince you otherwise, you could make your statement to Xiomara real, and help me feed the homeless tonight.

Frey Tiburon: Heh....very well Ignacio. Very well.

-

Strike TV Wrestling Update

Nerma: Big news coming in today! I mean, hi I'm Nerma, and this is Control Center yadda yadda yadda. Sorry, I used to be a journalist, and had integrity, but then that profession literally died, and I got into wrestling. You know that by now! This is serious business though. For years, EBW has stood atop the wrestling world, at least in the territory we run in. You can pretty much claim anything when you're the only game in town. Problem is, the vultures are swarming. Our lucrative TV deal and inadvertently wiping out swaths of our competition, is leading to companies like Sports Entertainment World thinking they can move in. That sucks right? That company is known for being incompetent beyond measure, yet they still somehow make billions. Not millions....billions. How does a company that stupid do so well? I wish they're just stay in the north east and let the rest of us enjoy REAL, AWESOME, ATHLETIC wrestling! Right guys?

Erik Stone: Yep!

Stealth Vanyon: Absolutely!

Rains: *nod*

Mister Twister: WOOSH!

Barrington Huge: Yeh.

Nerma: ...*sigh* They're not the only ones looking to move in, which has war flash backs of Edo running through my brain. Don't remember that?

Tommy Dukes: We literally left Edo ON FIRE! They're better now though. You see these people rebuild after a tsunami? Like we were going to do better than a tsunami....THOUGH WE ALMOST DID! THAT'S THE PROBLEM!

Nerma: Thanks Tommy. Yeah, Trevor Mach still has to wear an ankle bracelet when we go to Edo. In uh....other news...."controversy" was sparked today, as Tack Angel began construction of a large border wall surrounding Crystal Heaven, the home for himself, his harem, his pirates, and his penguins. I think some referees live their too? What? Yes, I said harem, what of it? Oh yeah...his kids too. I wonder if the rumor about the birthing pods is true. I never saw half of those chicks ACTUALLY get pregnant! That's all I'm saying!

Crystal Heaven Border Wall

Penguins and Pirates in hard hats were busy at work constructing the wall as Tack spoke from a balcony overlooking it...

Tack Angel: What? What's controversial about it?

Makoto Angel: Tacky, I'm of course on your side here, but some people think it's insensitive.

Tack Angel: To whom? How? It's my Kingdom, and I want the people inside of it to feel safe. Thought a fence was enough, and it wasn't. So now, we're building a wall. How do I get the money? TOP! MERCH! SELLER! Although....Vape is closing in fast. Got to keep an eye on that guy.

Makoto Angel: What about people that want to come in for a chance of a better life?

Tack Angel: Huh? Here? Again how? I guess they could work at the food court? But no, I don't have to let people in just because they WANT in. If you want the Star Prince to rule over you so badly, just recognize me as King of Earth too, and I'll get right on to fixing everything outside of this wall. Until then, "Tacky Star Boy" is focused on protection in the walls. Outside of the walls, the boots hidden under these Jncos are made for kicking, and that's what they're going to do.

Wayne Angel: *in the walls* TELL EM SON! Gosh, I'm just so proud of you.

Tack Angel: Thanks Dad! See? He LIVES in the walls, and he's totally fine. I guess what I'm tldr'ing you here is that, I don't care, I'm going to build it anyways. PEACE!

-

EBW: Xcite

A cold open to the show, as it was really cold outside, but they soon turned up the heat, as 3 Wolf Moon hit the ring with newest member Rude. The group tore up EBW: Dark signs and merch they had brought with them, to a massive reaction.

Swift: You as happy as we are?! Sounds like it. 3 Wolf Moon in the HOUSE! The Triple Crown World Champion in the HOUSE! If I didn't convince you before, then check this out. Since this title became a Triple Crown, I'm the ONLY MAN to hold it 3 times.

Trevor Mach: ...That means you lost it a couple times...one time I did it....my bad. Heh.

Swift: Heh. That might be true, but it just made the climb back to the top that much sweeter. w00t took over the conquest, and took this title with him. I knew I wouldn't be able to stop my relentless pursuit of this until I personally ripped it away from him, and I did it my way. You got a problem with that this time Mach?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Me? No, I'm cool. Congratulations brah. You deserve this. I say that hoping the crowd won't chant it in repit-and there it is. CUT THAT SHIT OUT! No, my hunt was for a dickless coward, and I don't see that guy in the ring. I see the Triple Crown World Champion.

Swift: How about it? You want a shot?

Trevor Mach: Heh, you really want me hunting that title? I'll think about it. When we both feel like taking a month off in the hospital? Something to think about!

Swift: You said it. 3 Wolf Moon did this shit. We stomped that bitch w00t, and sent the goons packing. Generator, you knew the score before it went down, and you made the smart decision.

Generator: Loyalty is hard to come by in this sport. It's nearly impossible. You got to find a band of brothers, who you can trust to watch your back, because backstabbing is a nearly weekly occurrence. This is a group that stands together, fights together, and if we fight against one another, we'll do it the ring way, in the ring, cause you know, I might want a shot at that Triple Crown myself.

Rude: And don't forget about your boy Rude here.

Reno: How can we forget about my best friend here. Look, I was more than happy to join up with the wolves here, cause I knew I was coming in with my bestie here. Then, we got the idea to send him inside of the Dark stable, to let us know everything we needed to know. This guy had to deal with their bs and bloviating for weeks! He's a hero! Proud to be his agent! Give it up!

Rude: The Rude dude has been up and down in this sport, but coming back here, pulling off that ploy, and running with the wolves, is my second coming. It's privilege boys. This pack is on the attack!

Tack Angel: So what do we do next? The Star Prince, The War Wolf, The Rude Dude, and the "Boy" have a chance to grab a set of rings right? Not the brass rings, we don't need or what those. The Team Championship Rings. Ortega and Hotlanta, you took those rings and went on your merry way. EBW: Dark is dead, so I hope you can manage to find two guys to take us on, or otherwise, we're not liking your odds. I'll lace up my boots, drape them in my Jncos, and kick your heads off.

Swift: Well there you have it. You guys were in my corner, and I'll be in your corner. This beast king looks out for his brothers! Let's get on with this thing!

EBW Announce Table

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, and we have an exciting Xcite coming our way it seems. A big main event, with 3 Wolf Moon taking on whatever is left of EBW: Dark for the Championship Rings. They want to solidify themselves as the top team in the sport. They have most of the gold already, but I noticed something when thinking about it. Swift isn't in the match. He's letting the rest of the team work on this one. He had a chance to become a 3-Time 4-Crown King in the span of a year, but he's showing some humility here I think. Showing some solidarity with the wolves. What a difference a year makes huh?

Nerma: Right you are Tommy, but that's not all we're getting tonight. We have a lot of great action, beginning with a Rated M Open Challenge. Firebrand X got snubbed in Threed, but the Rated M Champion is getting his due now. He's opening the show, coming out here with weapons, and throwing them all around the ring.

Firebrand X: My battleground was supposed to be in Threed, where the graves were already dug, but if you want this to happen in the home base, the Renegade Arena, so be it. I'm calling you all out. All of you in the back that want a piece. Come and get it.

Tommy Dukes: Hey, we have Generator coming back to the ring. He's not afraid to accept the challenge, and he had the night off, so why night right?

Nerma: He's not alone. Here comes Subculture. He's back to a big reaction, and he can see again! Vape, Chad Salad, and Erik Stone. Magnum PT? He's trying to survive without Dark it seems. Golvoth! We got the big Nord with the embarrassing backstory coming out! This is about to get crazy!

Tommy Dukes: Makoto, please get us some popcorn?

Makoto Angel: .....

Tommy Dukes: No? I'll get it later.

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. EBW Rated M Championship Open Challenge: Firebrand X(x) beat Golvoth, Generator, Subculture, Vape, Chad Salad, Erik Stone, and Magnum PT[x] via Top Rope Fireslide -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: This is exactly what X wanted! The warrior in the red mask is getting his combat.

Nerma: It's not just him, everyone is going all out with weapons. It's like 1999 in here, straight out of a Hint Guy hall.

Tommy Dukes: A what?

Nerma: A bingo hall? How about that one?

Makoto Angel: Subculture just punched that chair right into Erik Stone's face! That hurting bomb is back! I'm so happy for Christina's husband! He's one of us!

Nerma: Just don't let him hear you say that.

Makoto Angel: How come?

Tommy Dukes: Vape is revving the train, and he smashed Chad Salad into the corner. Chad is squished, but mouthing that he's not impressed. Vape and Golvoth are staring off. It's happening! The collision of the RagnaRockers! They charge! It's like a Sumo match in there!

Nerma: You think Vape was a Sumo before or something?

Tommy Dukes: No, he wasn't. That was actually John Tenta. They are not the same person.

Nerma: Ah.

Makoto Angel: Generator off the top ropes with that chair! He brained Golvoth. Vape going for the bear hug, but Gen rolled out of it into a roll up! That's a near fall right there!

Tommy Dukes: This is out of control. You have PT trying to sneak in and steal a win with a pin attempt on Salad, but Salad wasn't impressed. Here comes the champ, back in the ring! He's taking him to the top rope! What's this? A top rope Fireslide right onto the combatants in the ring, and it flung half of them out! 1-2-3! Firebrand X with the pin! Title retained! WOW! The odds were very much against him, and he pulled it off!

Women's Locker Room

Christina Angel was sitting on a bench, staring at the camera with her wrist in a cast.

Christina Angel: It was hard fight, the hardest fight of my life. When I came here, to this place, it was to be the best, and make my father proud. It was to carry on the family tradition, and take pride in my own work too. It's been an honor, and a privilege. Then I take on Erica, and she....she decisively beat me. You can say whatever kind of fluff you want to make it sound better for me, but it wouldn't be truth. She was on a whole other level. It made me feel like I was the rookie again, fighting just to get television time. So I got desperate, and I tried the Clutch again, and it lead to this. Broken wrist. It could take 5-6 weeks to recover from what I'm told, and that kills me. I don't want to be out of the fight. I don't want to be out of the chase for that title. It's the symbol of our success, and that you've made it. I lost that. I lost it, and now Erica has it, and I am so sorry. I'm not going to quit. I'm going to rehab this injury, and I'm going to come back and win. Not only that, but I WILL Clutch the Wrist. I know I have been working on developing my own moves, my own flow, and my own style, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the one Angel who can't their Wrist Clutching abilities to the next level. I'll do it, not because it's easy, but because it's hard.

Hallway

Frey Tiburon was signing autographs for children, when Noah Jennings approached him.

Noah Jennings: Frey Tiburon, it's great to see you're still here. I was worried about all the Lucha stars leaving.

Frey Tiburon: They will rebuild, fight for their homes, and return better than ever. You can count on that. EBW has become my home, and I will fight for justice against the darkness here.

Noah Jennings: I was worried you might be upset with us too. After all....KYO....was released, and the network wanted him back, he's still under contract.

Frey Tiburon: .....

Noah Jennings: They said they didn't have enough evidence to convict. Our footage isn't admissible, he didn't leave any traces of evidence that could lead back to him, and his lawyers could easily go for the insanity plea. It's not a court battle they could win.

Frey Tiburon: ...If he's here, then our battle isn't over. Laws and justice must prevail, and if they do not, perhaps "The Congregation" isn't such a bad idea.

Noah Jennings: What?

Frey Tiburon: I only ask that you try and keep a close on him, for the sake of innocents. I will do my part, please do yours.

Noah Jennings: ...Well alright then. Will do. *sigh*

2. Tag: Bashin Dan[o]/Jammer beat Tomo/Maurice[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin  

Tommy Dukes: WORK RATE! Yes, this is the kind of wrestling I like to see. The scientific stuff, the smash mouth stuff, the whatever Jammer is doing right now stuff. It's all good.

Nerma: He's obviously trying to win a headbutt battle with Tomo.

Tommy Dukes: I know, what could he be thinking. He's already bleeding. I guess b-ballers aren't as weary of concussions! They both tag out! Dan is on fire! We're seeing the Dangerous Player at the top of his game! He's going to the top rope! STAR DRAGON EMPEROR METEORA! The double knees to the back of the head of the downed Maurice.

Makoto Angel: When did that move get such a cool name?!

Tommy Dukes: RISING APOLLO DRAGON SUPLEX WITH A CORKSCREW TWIST!

Makoto Angel: Again, a VERY cool name.

Tommy Dukes: Maurice was caught off guard. He's got the years of experience, but that heart and determination-

Nerma: Get halted immediately with that punch and head kick combo. Dan is woozy.

Tommy Dukes: Maurice is looking to tag out, but-wait what? What's going on? Tomo is leaving the ring?

Nerma: Maurice is confused, but no time for it, as Dan is back with a kick to the midsection and the Brave Clash! That's the pin! Dan Club with a win over Paradise Collection.

Tommy Dukes: But why is Tomo walking away? Sal Paradise is VERY curious about this. He's getting into Tomo's face about it and-BIG MISTAKE! Tomo, like a rabid dog, just turned on his Agent! Hard headbutt sent him rolling down the entrance ramp. Amigo is coming out to help Sal, as Tomo leaves through a side curtain. What is he doing?  

Backstage

Makoto Angel ran from the Announce Table to the back, where Kinniku Mike was standing by...

Makoto Angel: Yikes, I need to leave sooner next time. I'm out of breath. I'm here with Kinniku Mike, one half of "Best Match" and-

Kinniku Mike: No, stop it right there. There is NO "Best Match" team anymore. That's been proven. I had to eat one too many of Tack Angel's Clutch of the Week moves to realize that. The fault here....belongs to Jamie OD. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have those losses on my record. He didn't have my back, and there lies the mistake. I fell back into old habits AGAIN! The money and the women, they always know how to pull me back into the nonsense. I just saw a guy like Swift claim his 3rd World Championship in a year. It was Mach, Swift, Angel, Swift, w00t, and now Swift. That was the lineup this year. The Champion's Row, and I WASN'T EVEN IN THE GAME! It's because of money and women. You know what I need to focus on?

Makoto Angel: Becoming the best wrestler you ca-

Kinniku Mike: UUUUuuu! STRONG TITS! But not JUST STRONG TITS! I need to focus on STRONG ARMS! STRONG LEGS! STRONG ABS! I need to hit the weights more. I need to pump that metal, and get bigger than ever! Onl then, will I-

Suddenly, Jamie OD attacked from behind with a kendo stick. Several lashings to the back, before Mike fell to his knees, where Jamie kicked him.

Jamie OD: Oi! I was NEVER the problem, but now I am. Now I'm your fucking problem you gobshite wanker piece of shit!

One more blast from the kendo stick, and Jamie walked away laughing.

3. EBW Women's Tag #1 Contender Battle Royale: Ember Blaze[o]/"3G" Krissy Gale beat Gold/Sylvie[x], and Murasaki/Ripper Jane via Eagleland's Rack -> Submission

Nerma: We have several talented teams vying for their spot against the current World Tag Champions in Elevation, but you have to wonder about that team, since Erica seemed to make it clear at Fright Fest 2019 that she wanted no part of her compatriots anymore. Something snapped, or it was another ruse. It's hard to tell anymore.

Tommy Dukes: You have to wonder what Murasaki and Ripper Jane are thinking. They don't have an Agent anymore, now that EBW: Dark has been disbanded. Without an Agent, you don't get matches or opportunities like this. House of M's has Heather Mach and Rose Mulligan. Gold and Sylvie have Cade in Dan Club. Who is going to pick up this team?

Nerma: I thought I saw Arliss scouting them earlier.

Tommy Dukes: Wait what?!

Nerma: Blaze has Sylvie in Eagleland's Rack! Turn away Tommy! She's tapping out! Blaze and Gale are going to get the shot!

4. Women's Singles: Iroha Angel beat Troian via WRIST CLUTCH Iroha Driver -> Pin

Nerma: Iroha Angel challenged Erica after she became World Champion, because you just KNOOOOW THAT-

Makoto Angel: Hey!

Nerma: *sigh* Well to be fair, they ARE family. I guess if a woman beat up Tommy, I'd rush to his defense again.

Makoto Angel: Again?

Tommy Dukes: *cough cough*

Nerma: Iroha has been trying to refine herself even more. A striking based style, setting up for the big slams, saving the graps for when they really matter. It's working out for her. Troian is losing her spark. That imitation game worked well before, but now, the women of the division are learning so much about each other, it's taking away the element of surprise. See that? Iroha ducking Troian's attempt at a Calamity Jane lariat! Iroha going for the WRIST CLUTCH ANG-

Makoto Angel: No, it's not the Angel Driver. Family decision, the move is hers now. It's the Iroha Driver!

Nerma: ...Well she hit it! 1-2-3! Iroha Angel with the win!

Iroha Angel: Erica, come out here you bitch! No? Playing a coward? If you would wrestle against my family that's one thing. That's honorable combat. That doesn't draw my ire. You took it too far. You broke her wrist, and crossed the line. I want you out here! I want my damn shot! I want it now!

The camera cut backstage to the Elevation door, where fighting could be heard on the other side. Erica kicked the door open, clad in her Golden Cloth. Valarie was spitting blood on the other side of the door, and Foxx was unconcious.

Valarie Dorado: *spitting blood* Damn you Erica. Damn you.

Erica: Time for games is over. It wasn't a coincidence that I stepped up to claim this cloth. It wasn't a coincidence that I became a Golden Ring Saint. The time for change is here, and I'm dropping the bullshit. I'm embracing what's real. Want answers? Look at my heritage before coming to wrestling. For years, I fought it, but it's in my blood. It's who I am. I am the first of the "Skjaldmær".

The camera cut back to a very confused Iroha Angel.

5. EBW World Team Championship:

Camilo Ortega(c)[o]/Hotlanta(c)/Tomo(c)/KYO(c) beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Mav Valentine[x]/Rude via STO Bomber -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Time Force HQ

At the lab, Degrees was typing on his computer as Kain and Gemma entered the room...

Jackson Kain: What's that? Some new algorithm to help us locate time disturbances?

Degrees: This? No, it's uh....it's nothing, it's just-

Jackson Kain: "Time Force: How Doctor Degrees lead a team to save time" So...you're writing a book?

Degrees: Yes.

Jackson Kain: Taking a lot of credit?

Degrees: ....Yes.

Jackson Kain: ....Can I play me when the book gets optioned into a movie?

Degrees: ....Yes?

Jackson Kain: Perfect. No problems then.

Gemma: We are running short of people here? This isn't going to be easy without Faris.

Degrees: Time Fire has been the real glue keeping this all together.

Jackson Kain: It's true. She's helped us defeat baddies like Mad Bomber Jekkar, Cash Extortionist Keys, Hitman Mad Blast, Hijacker Nabokov, Gambler Velito, Mad Racer Baron, Sniper Reihou-

Gemma: We get it.

Jackson Kain: Shame we didn't have #EVER TV time for most of those. It's harder to hide all this time meddling too. I keep track of the box office take for all my movies, and a few have been fluctuating.

Gemma: Yes, that's the biggest concern.

Degrees: We need to track this to its source. Who is recruiting these monsters from the future to attack the past? Who would have a good reason in wanting to change things? We find that person, and maybe we can stop this from happening anymore.

Jackson Kain: You mean ever?

Degrees: No, I mean anymore, because if we stopped it from ever happening at this point, we'd be creating-

Jackson Kain and Gemma: A paradox.

Degrees: Well it's true! Too much of time is built on these events now, and not just the present. We've stitched up time all over the place. Imagine pulling the string out all of a sudden. The whole fabric would come undone!

Jackson Kain; Fine fine. Got it. Well Doc, let's get to it then.

Degrees: We need to find a nice way to get Faris out of Crystal Heaven. I'm sure she wants to help us still.

Gemma: Wait, we're forgetting someone. Where's Nosan?

Degrees: Some job for Wozniack apparently. He's still on the payroll as a handyman and janitor I guess.

USS Wozniack

Mr. Wozniack had been throwing a party on his yacht to celebrate his working relationship with Strike TV. Suddenly, something happened, and the ship began to buckle and sink.

Female Guest: Oh no! The ship's taking on water!

Mr. Wozniack: Oh come on! Not my yacht! I only have a few of these!

Male Guest: A few?

Mr. Wozniack: Well you know.

Female Guest: I don't see any lifeboats or life jackets!

Mr. Wozniack: They were taking up too much space! I needed that pool table, I just needed it.

Male Guest: How does that work?! The balls will just sway around as the boat moves!

Mr. Wozniack: I DIDN'T THINK THAT THROUGH! Obviously.

Female Guest: All we can do is pray that the ship's handyman can repair the damage.

Mr. Wozniack: I don't have time for that shit! Nosan! Get out here now! What's the problem?

Nosan: Well, it's definitely the fuel pump.

Male Guest: What does that mean?

Female Guest: Can you fix it Nosan?

Nosan: Yeah...let me just go get my fuel pump factory. No, it's shot. I'm surprised you guys made it this far. Why would you go out into open water with THAT fuel pump.

Female Guest: So what are we supposed to do now?

Nosan: Well, you're SUPPOSED to change your fuel pump every few years. That's why these things happen.

Male Guest: Alright, but can you fix it though? Stop the yacht from sinking?

Nosan: ....I'm working on it.

Male Guest: The water is up to our ankles now! The radio is fried, and we're way off coarse!

Mr. Wozniack: Huh. Maybe I should steered AROUND the hurricane. Don't tell Dufrene about this.

Male Guest: We won't be telling anyone! We're going to die!

Nosan: I don't know WHAT you guys would've done if I wasn't here.

Male Guest: *gasp* Did you fix it?

Nosan: No.

Female Guest: Then...what are you doing? Standing there?

Nosan: I'm taking a break.

Male Guest: This is important!

Nosan: Do YOU want to go try and fix it? I mean, I'm sure you know your way around a yacht boiler room don't you? You're just an EXPERT on the subject right?

Female Guest: Nosan, we might die!

Nosan: Yeah, you might, because you don't practice good boiler maintenance. Now...I'm going to go back to work.

Male Guest: That water is up to our knees now.

Nosan: Hey, let me show you guys something. See this? It's your insulator ring? See how worn out it is? This is a new one. That is what that's supposed to look like!

Female Guest: Can you...put the new one on now?

Nosan: That's a great idea passenger. Because I'm when we replace the bad ring with the good ring, it'll just magically fix the damage from the explosion when the other one wore through!

Male Guest: Alright Nosan, we know nothing about your job, but you do realize that we're LITERALLY in the same boat here. Right?

Nosan: Heh. I don't quite think WE'RE in the same boat.

Female Guest: What?! You're going to die too if this thing sinks!

Nosan: Oh, so now you're doing ME a favor?

Female Guest: That's not-

Nosan: I'm going to go back to work. Stop distracting me. It looks like the whole filtration unit is shot.

Male Guest: Oh no!

Nosan: Luckily, that's my specialty.

Female Guest: Oh good! You can fix it?

Nosan: Not exactly.

Male Guest: Will the boat stop sinking?

Nosan: Eventually.

Female Guest: Are we going to die?

Nosan: Yeah. Everyone dies. No boiler maintenance is going to stop that. That's between you and the big JC.

Mr. Wozniack: *sigh* Smelly janitor, can you fix the ship or not?

Nosan: That IS what you hired me to do.

Female Guest: So you fixed it?

Nosan: But, no amount of technicians can save a sinking ship if you don't practice proper maintenance.

Female Guest: You didn't?

Nosan: I did not say that.

Male Guest: So you did?

Nosan: I most certainly did not say that. Truth of the matter is, there's no point. The parts and labor will cost you more than if you just got another yacht.

Female Guest: We REALLY need THIS ONE fixed though.

Nosan: You'd have to do a whole new installation, and I NORMALLY don't do those.

Male Guest: So you will?

Nosan: Tonight is no exception. I'm going to get my tools, and give you my bill.

Mr. Wozniack: So...it appears we're going to die. You know, they say that drowning is the worst way to die. We're just waiting for the icy cold water to drag us into the abyss. We could wait, or-

The Male Guest grabbed a nice and stabbed himself in the throat, bleeding out fast and dying in the water.

Mr. Wozniack: Holy shit, I was kidding. Pull yourself together man.

Female Guest: AAAAAHHHHH! But maybe....maybe it's the only way out now.

The Female Guest picked up the knife and did the same thing.

Mr. Wozniack: Huh. No...no I'm not doing that.

Suddenly, the shaking stopped, and the water began to drain.

Nosan: Sorry. Sorry about that. Turns out it was just unplugged. it was plugged into a power strip, so it looked plugged in, but the strip wasn't. It's working no-WHOA! What happened here?

Mr. Wozniack: Took the cowards way out. Luckily, we're in international waters, so we can just kick them overboard.

Nosan: OR...I could get my cell phone, and call my friends with the time machine. This one...I actually CAN fix.

Mr. Wozniack: You're shit with boats, but you can bring back the dead? What kind of handyman are you?

Nosan: I'm the janitor actually.

Mr. Wozniack: Oh, well that explains it.

-

Channel 2 News

Anchorman: So yes, it turns out there really was a lab full of living red ball things behind the Threed waterfall. But, onto our main story. The world of wrestling has become intertwined with so much of our cultures and economies these days. Experts tie it to the eternal struggles of man, philosophy, yadda yadda yadda. Most people just think it's great, except for that garbage in the north east. That being said, the fake empire up there isn't the only wrestling empire that some think may have gotten TOO big. EBW, since 2006 has been a leader in the wrestling business. They grew from small shows in Onett, to taking their product on global tours. However, damage has been done in the process. Many other promotions were diminished or outright run out of business, not being able to compete. Recently, a revival of the independent scene, has seen groups like 3'dPW doing well enough, but others want to grow, expand, and take back what they believe belongs to them. Our very own Twoson's Best Championship Wrestling is merging with FSW in Fourside, to create a 2 city stronghold against EBW. They have received the endorsement of the Eagleland Wrestling Alliance, and will become its main branch for wrestling action. Here to discuss the future of this merger is EWA Chairman Mr. Pirkle.

Mr. Pirkle: Thank you. Yes, I am a former Mayor of Onett, and yes, I did help build the foundation for EBW, but my heart has always been with all the people of Eagleland, not just the city of Onett, and I never intended for EBW to become the only game in town. I wanted my piece of the pie, and set about rounding up local heroes to make a regional, touring promotion, but nothing that would permanently displace other promotions. I have a history both good and bad in the business, but I've learned, and I have experience, and the savvy to broker big deals. That is why I was elected Chairman of the Eagleland Wrestling Alliance, and while I will help reignite a territory system in EBW.

Anchorman: That's remarkable and inspiring.

Mr. Pikle: Yeah, I thought so too. We just had our first show yesterday, and it will air tonight on Channel 2, but we're just getting started there. Expect a lot more, because for the people of Twoson and Fourside, we will be YOUR territories. I've made two very big deals here. Using the good favor that TBCW has with Twoson, and FSW has with Fourside, we've ensured that they are no longer EBW cities. They can't hold shows in our cities anymore.

Anchorman: Isn't that blocking the competition, and counter to what you were saying before?

Mr. Pirkle: No, not at all. EBW will continue on. It won't be wiped out by a bigger force. This will ensure our survival, and our growth. EBW is run by corrupt people, greedy shareholders, and corporations. It's had a never ending cycle of leadership changes. Somehow, it still survives, thrives, and feeds off smaller fish like TBCW and FSW. Plus, I believe we can do better. We can provide a better show, with better talent. Some that EBW discarded because they didn't realize the potential for starters. Swift, w00t, Hotlanta, and Generator spent the last year proving that point for me. We also have talent coming up that EBW has never had, and will never have.

Anchorman: EBW has a lot of money to throw around. How can you compete?

Mr. Pirkle: We've pooled our resources, we've locked down talent to contracts, and we're taking on sponsorship in a way that won't corrupt the process like with EBW. It'll work. We've already acquired talent that were in the middle of negotiations with EBW, as you will see with our show tonight. For those of you who are EBW fans, I don't want you thinking of us as bad guys for what we're doing. We're offering an alternative. We're offering choices. You can watch them AND us. We too will have heroes and villains on our shows, and they will all compete for your entertainment. We want to be YOUR promotion. The people's promotion. I want to introduce one of our big young stars right now. This is KAITO, a young man who is undefeated in MMA and Kickboxing. A man who stood up to the best in EBW, and when but in a situation where we might have a broken arm, he still refused to tap out. That's courage, and the kind of talent we wanted.

KAITO: And this is the kind of promotion I wanted. A place that sees talent, and knows what to do with it. I spent some time planning to rehab my arm and return to EBW, challenging the man who broke it in that dingy bar they do their MMA based fights in, but then I realized, I am worth more than that. I am better than that. I mean, I always knew I was amazing, it's plain to see, but I'm the best, and to go after a lesser man for getting lucky is beneath me. I will commit myself to this promotion, so the people of Twoson and Fourside can see a real star, truly shine. *wink*

Mr. Pirkle: He's not the only one we nabbed away. Like I said, we've got real star power here.

Johnny Starbound: My time in Dalaam cleared my head, and while I wish peace to all, I had to follow my heart and go someplace where I could perform to the best of my ability. I needed a fresh start, so here I am, and I didn't come alone.

Shark #1: They took too long extending his contract, which means they waited too long with us too. We're a veteran tag team. We deserve recognition for that I think. It's not easy to be in your 40's and still trying to fit in clothes you've been wearing for 20 some years!

Shark #2: Turns out I was never actually under contract. Huh.

Mr. Pirkle: That was a 3 for 1 deal. We have homegrown talent as well though. Look at this man for example!

Sami Crowe: *deep breath* LOOK AT ME! SPEAKING LOUDLY! I LOVE TWOSON! IT'S WHERE I LIVE, IT'S WHERE I AM FROM, IT'S WHERE I'M CURRENTLY STANDING RIGHT NOW! POP! POP! POP! Speaking quieter now. Hold camera close, then push it away. I am the draw. The head hunter. The man that Twoson NEEDS so that people know that Twoson is a place where people are from, they live their, and they're in the limits of the city. Getting louder now! Dramatic pause! When I saw the name of the city, people WILL CHEER BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT PLACE, CAUSE THAT'S THE PLACE THAT THEY'RE IN! TWOSON VERSUS ANYTHING!

Anchorman: What about Fourside?

Sami Crowe: ...anything except Fourside I guess. WHATEVER!

Mr. Pirkle: There you have it. We have so much to show you coming up, and we look forward to showing it to you. The EWA is going to bring back the fire and competition of wrestling. The EBW empire isn't the only game in town!

EWA[Eagleland Wrestling Alliance]
Twoson Mall, Twoson
Channel 2

1. Tag: Snakebite[o]/Akinan beat Shark #1/Shark #2[x] via Jackknife Powerbomb -> Pin
2. Singles: Sgt. Larmore beat Olly Oliver via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Singles: Johnny Starbound beat Mike Ishijima via 450 Splash -> Pin
4. Singles: Manu Kalani beat Mr. Plain
5. Singles: KAITO beat Sami Crowe via Kimura -> Submission

-

One Eyed Jacks - Summers

Lady M's was pouring herself a drink to stare at as the news broadcast came to an end.

Jackie: Wow, how about that? They're picking a fight with the big bad EBW.

Lady M's: *sigh* Whatever.

Jackie: You alright?

Lady M's: It's Halloween. I shouldn't be here. I should be out wreaking havoc.

Jackie: You're in your 30's.

Lady M's: So?

Jackie: You going to keep staring at that drink, or are you going to drink it?

Lady M's: Why are you suddenly so damn quick to get me off the wagon? You need my money that much?

Jackie: One, that was on the house, and two, it's literally just Dr. Pepper.

Lady M's: Oh...oh right.

Jackie: You really are preoccupied.

Lady M's: I might....sort of....maybe....slightly....miss my family.

Jackie: But only a little bit.

Lady M's: Yeah. I can only wonder what kind of fun they're having this all Hallow's Eve. Knowing Trevor, they have something really spooky cooked up for sure.

The Mach Residence - Saturn City

Trevor was in the middle of being clawed mercilessly by a little kitten...

Trevor Mach: Hurry and clip the nails!

Aly Smash: I'm really trying here. He's not making it easy!

Trevor Mach: He's getting really close to important veins with his still unclipped nails!

Aly Smash: Son of a bitch it's tricky!

One Eyed Jack's - Summers

Jackie: Why don't you go for a walk, take in the trick or treating?

Lady M's: If I want to see scary looking creeps, I could just stay here. Now...maybe I'm just crazy, but it's been feeling a little weirder than usual around Summers hasn't it?

Jackie: The stories have sure gotten weirder. Not as weird as how I lost my eye of course, but still very weird.

Lady M's: I'm very certain that October has been 6-7 weeks now.

Old Drunk: Of course it has, but they don't want you thinking too hard about it!

Lady M's: Who doesn't?

Old Drunk: You know, the same people who don't want you to know the Earth is flat!

Lady M's: That's common knowledge. Though I don't think it used to be.

Old Drunk: Yeah? Well how about the secret moon base! They're up there studying space bears!

Lady M's: I think a visit to Tack's place could quell that one. He's got moon connections.

Old Drunk: What about the Interstellar Wizard Cartel?

Lady M's: I WISH that one was true. Come on old man, what else you got?

Old Drunk: Oh yeah? You want more? Well how about this? The Government is here in Summers...right beneath us. They're in the sewers examining us. They covered up the destruction of the boardwalk, called it a tsunami, but we know that's not true, now don't we Tali?

Lady M's: Huh? How you know my name?

Old Drunk: Why do you think?

M's was ready to break her bottle over the counter to attack.

Old Drunk: You're a famous wrestler! Everyone should know you! Haha!

Lady M's: Right...yeah...of course.

Crystal Heaven

The Crystal Kingdom was enjoying a festive Halloween, with the children playing all over, and the Pirates dressed as normal people for a change.

Pirate Bill: Yarr...I mean...hello I'm William from Tech Support. Eh? Eh?

Tracy Angel: That's a dope costume Billy. Love it.

Pirate Bill: Yarr!

Tracy Angel: Tack, you having fun?

Tack Angel: Yeah, it's great, having the whole family here, but I have to stand guard, and keep watch. Every year....HE comes back.

Tracy Angel: Who?

Tack Angel: The Ripper.

Tracy Angel: That guy you shot into space?

Tack Angel: True evil never dies.

Tracy Angel: You sucked him out of an airlock.

Tack Angel: Look, it was an accident, totally done apologizing about it. He got over it.

Tracy Angel: Isn't he trying to kill you?

Tack Angel: Yes, but the fact that he's trying to kill proves that he's alive and therefore...over it....it being death.

Amy Angel: Yeah, about that. It's not going to happen.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Amy Angel: Ripper won't be coming by this year.

Tack Angel: What makes you say that, and how would you know?

Amy Angel: Well, for years I've been asking Trevor and M's to alternate dressing up as Ripper.

Tack Angel: But why?

Amy Angel: Well, it was to make you feel less guilty for starters, but also it kept you occupied so you wouldn't make me watch Hocus Pocus anymore.

Tack Angel: ...You don't say.

Amy Angel: Trevor is busy this year, and I don't know where M's is, so it's not going to happen. I feel bad about it. I'm sorry.

Tack Angel: Don't feel BAD about it wife. We have plenty of time for a Hocus Pocus marathon! Hey kids, want to watch a Bette Midler movie several times in a row!

Amy Angel: *sigh* I deserve this.

Tracy Angel: Hey look, Makoto and Iroha are competing in an apple bobbing game. It looks like Makoto's going to fall out of her top!

Tack Angel: Oh no...*shifty eyes* what would happen?

Summers Sewer

Lady M's dropped into the sewer with a flashlight. She shined the light up at the manhole, feeling she was followed to the site. She made here way down the tunnel, shining her light all around.

Lady M's: ...Tali, what the hell are you doing down here? He was just a crazy old man who had one too many. Yet, here we are. They COULD be here. Nothing in Summers is too crazy for-

Suddenly, something rushed at Lady M's.

Lady M's: OH SHIT!
 

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach: Dad's home! That's riiiight. He's hoooome. Hello hello. Hello? What the hell is this?

Aly Smash: It's dinner, and it's almost done.

Trevor Mach: Oh hey Aly! Where's Justice?

Aly Smash: I put him down for a nap. It's just the two of us tonight?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, Mav's doing....something. I don't know. I gave him advice, and sent him on his way.

Aly Smash: Great. The two of us never really talk. I made Turkey Tetrazini. Dig in.

Trevor Mach: Will do. *scarfs it down*

Aly Smash: *sigh* So Alissa Flash showed up today.

Trevor Mach: *spits food*

A rooftop in Saturn City

Alissa Flash stood on the rooftop, confused about what she saw. A figure appeared behind her.

?: It's not right is it?

Alissa Flash: ...None of it is right. This isn't my world, my reality. This isn't my Earth. This isn't America. This world knows her, Aly Smash. They don't know who I am. They've never met Cheerleader Melissa.

?: You fell through the cracks.

Alissa Flash: What?

?: An Alissa Flash lived here once, she was replaced, by Aly Smash. Similar name, similar goals, at first, but the new reality washed over her, changed her, into who she was wherever SHE originally came from. You are different, and no one will believe your story, except for a few.

Alissa Flash: What do I do? Where do I go?

?: Summers. Aly Smash is not Alissa Flash, but you are. Go to Summers. It'll start to come to you.

Alissa Flash: What will?

?: Your new goal in life. Take this card. Go to the address.

Alissa Flash: ....

?: The future awaits us all.

-

Crystal Heaven

The Angel Family was spending the day together, getting some fresh air and sunshine while it was still warm enough to do so. Iroha was hard at work, refining her sword skills.

Tack Angel: This is nice. It could be colder, but it's nice.

Tracy Angel: You'd want it colder if you were in space.

Tack Angel: Not true. I felt the vacuum of space once. It was adequate actually.

Tracy Angel: Oh jeez! The kids are playing in the river again.

Pirate Bill: Yarr, it be no problem. The Penguins serve as flotation devices.

Tracy Angel: OR! You know....you could go in there with them. Keep an eye on them....like you're paid to do.

Pirate Bill: ....I....yarr....can not swim.

Tracy Angel: ....A pirate...that can't swim. How in the hell?

Pirate Bill: It never came up.

Tracy Angel: Never came up. Never came up? Really. *sigh* Fine, I'll do the motherly thing and step in myself, though it really is getting too cold.

Tack Angel: It could be colder.

Faris Angel: Tack, we need to talk.

Tack Angel: You still have cat ears.

Faris Angel: Huh?

Tack Angel: You were going to ask about rejoining Time Force. I can't tell you what to do obviously, but I will point out that you still have cat ears, and while I find that insanely cute, we as a family voted that you had to stay here until they went away.

Faris Angel: What if they don't?

Tack Angel: ...I'll never have to have a new reason to want to kick Degrees in the head?

Faris Angel: Tack. I am a Queen you know. A Pirate Queen!

Tack Angel: ...Yes dear?

Faris Angel: And I can do as I please, because I am also TIME FIRE!

Tack Angel: Yes dear. Just remember what happened last time you left the property. A bunch of guys followed you around and wanted pictures with you constantly....you know....cause of cat ears...and the tail you're trying to hide.

Faris Angel: You know about the-.....*fine* I'll wait a little longer, but only a little longer.

Tack Angel: Thank you Cat Pirate Queen Wife....who is also Time Fire. You're all like a bunch of mad libs.

Nani Angel: Iroha appears to be very deep in thought. She hasn't eaten all day. If I am to prepare this fish, we must all eat, or else I will destroy her.

Tack Angel: You're always wanting to destroy somebody huh? Alright, I'll go talk to her.

Tack walked up to Iroha, who seemed to be in her own world.

Tack Angel: There's my favorite thicc samurai wife! Listen, we know you're getting your mind in the right place for Erica, well I hope that's it. I hope you're not planning to stab anyone. But, you haven't eaten today so-

Iroha Angel: HYAH!

Tack Angel: AH!

Iroha Angel: Oh Tack, I'm so sorry, I-AH!

Iroha had sung the sword around and in the process depantsed Tack.

Iroha Angel: Husband, I am so sor-

Tack Angel: Huh...it's now perfectly cold.

Later...

The family sat around a fire and ate the fish that Nani prepared.

Makoto Angel: Nani, this is delicious. Thank you so much.

Nani Angel: The fugu is a delicacy, and it requires perfect precision to cook it. The fish has venom that could be fatal in large amounts, but in the proper measurement, gives a slight numbing feeling to the lips.

Makoto Angel: I'll say. I can feel it. You're quite accurate.

Nani Angel: I may have been off with Tracy's dish.

Tracy Angel: What?

Nani Angel: The poison in your veins, just enough to debilitate you for a time, was left there intentionally.

Tracy Angel: But, I don't like fish. I gave mine to Tack.

Tack Angel: *taking the last bite* Well...guess we'll deal with that when it comes up huh.

Tracy Angel: Stop trying to destroy me Nani!

Nani Angel: Never.

Tracy Angel: Gah!

Tack Angel: Hey, I feel totally fine so-THERE IT IS!

A couple excruciatingly painful hours later, Tack regained his body functions, and joined the wives and children, who were napping around a fire.

Amy Angel: You should come closer.

Tack Angel: Heat is my enemy.

Amy Angel: You could be warming up Christina and Rebecca.

Tack Angel: ...Alright, I will do that.

Tack sat at the fire, as his children crawled into his lap.

Tack Angel: This is the life...aside from any traces of heat.

Suddenly, Trevor Mach walked out of the woods and sat across from Tack.

Trevor Mach: Sup.

Tack Angel: Trevor? How did you get in through in there?

Trevor Mach: I uh...walked?

Tack Angel: We have a huge wall being built.

Trevor Mach: Well that's where I had to leave the motorcycle....in the rubble where I drove through the wall.

Tack Angel: But...that's the wall brother.

Trevor Mach: This seems nice.

Tack Angel: It's nearly perfect. *cracks open a Monster "Boomer Fuel" can* Now it's perfect. *sips*

Trevor Mach: So....turns out Aly might be from another dimension.

Tack Angel: *spits drink*

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that's what I said!

-

The Mach Residence

Trevor Mach was sitting in the living room, holding Justice and making faces. Every now and then, some hair would fall onto Justice's face, from Aly Smash giving Mach a haircut. Mach would blow the hair out of his face, which would make him laugh.

Trevor Mach: Ha! The way that fell it gave Justice a mustache. *blows* You'll have a full mustache one day Justice, it's in the Mach genes. Too much body hair.

Degrees: *on the speaker phone* Ah....I'm still here.

Jeff Andonuts: *on the speaker phone* Yeah, you called us remember?

Trevor Mach: Right. So what do you guys think about what I told you?

Degrees: It's not really my field. We deal with time right now, but this "Flash" isn't displaced from time. You said she didn't seem to know where she was?

Aly Smash: She thought I took her place, but I've never seen her before. She looked around and got very confused. Said she was from some place called "California" or something. Never heard of it.

Trevor Mach: It sounds awful quite frankly.

Jeff Andonuts: I think it might be run off from the incident in Summers. Certain classified phenomenon have occurred.

Trevor Mach: You know you need to be telling me about that right now.

Jeff Andonuts: I'm can't I'm afraid. It's above us in the case. I'm consulting, but they are pulling the strings. We aren't in the same place we were before the Summers Sanctum. Some thing changed. Tell me, do you remember Fiville or Sixington?

Trevor Mach: Of course. The Five Guys Arena is ther...wait...where would it be again? I don't remember.

Jeff Andonuts: ...Fascinating. Look, the world has instabilities following the Summers Sanctum. We're essentially a new world of mixed people, ideas, and possibilities. 99% of people won't even notice the changes, like we were all blissfully unaware that Aly Smash replaced a Flash, but not the Flash that we're currently dealing with. It all needs to settle down. Now, we'll keep an eye out for this Flash, but you watch out yourselves, in case she comes back, you give me a call on this number, and this number only. Later. *click*

Trevor Mach: Classified huh? Might have to get to the bottom of that. How do two cities just disappear? It's crazy.

Aly Smash: ...I think I used to be from Fiville.

Trevor Mach: ...Yeah?

Aly Smash: I came from Fiville, and trained to be a wrestler. Life wasn't always easy, but I found my place, and my rival in Lady M's. I guess most of that is still true...but, am I not supposed to be here? Is Justice not-

Trevor Mach: No. Don't even think that Aly. You're here for a reason. All the other shit in the world might be mixed up now, but you came to us for a reason. One of those reasons is little Justice here. My son....our son. The both of you, and Hope, and Tali, are my anchor. I love you all.

Aly Smash: *blush* Heh...love? I didn't know we were using that word with each other.

Trevor Mach: Ah! I didn't...uh..I'm sorry if-

Aly Smash: No, it's nice. I feel like I need that. I've felt like I faded into the background lately. Now I know why. It's like...I can remember, all the times, fighting with Tali, but then it feels like someone else's memories. Then...things changed.

Trevor Mach: That Smash was the one we might have gotten...."involved with", but you...you're family. So...whatever happened...whenever...it doesn't matter. Are you happy with things the way they are now?

Aly Smash: ...I am. I just miss Tali. That's not to say I'm not-

Trevor Mach: Hey, don't worry about it. I miss her too. We're not whole unless we're all together huh? But, you've got her, and me, and this little dude here. Hope...she doesn't hate you I don't think.

Aly Smash: Heh. She actually said hi to me last time she visited.

Trevor Mach: See? Progress. Heh.

Aly Smash: Heh. Look...Justice is knocked out.

Trevor Mach: He sure is. Hearing this old dog try to dish out advice could put anyone to sleep.

Aly Smash: Your hair cut is done too.

Trevor Mach: I didn't notice you were still cutting. You have a light touch as ever.

Aly Smash: It doesn't have to be light.

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Aly Smash: You should put Justice to bed, and then we-

Degrees: *on the speakerphone* I'm still here by the way. I didn't know if we were done. You probably don't want me staying for this right? That would be weird right?

-

Jeff Andonuts: Alright, it is November 2019, and this is a video archive to sort out the current mess for Mr. Face and [REDACTED]. I hope that when it becomes declassified it can be stored in the EBW archive, as really, they are responsible for this situation not being any worse. So, where do I begin. We're here in [Redacted], where they are storing Giygas, who years ago took over the body of an other realities Orange Kid. Months ago, a phenomenon known as "Sanctum" opened the gates between reality, and the "source code" behind it. A dark, negative entity or entities reside in this realm, being given sentience when Gigue, first emerged in the early 1900s. The rift opened, giving a select few the ability know as PSI. Since the Summers Incident, the fabric of reality has changed ever so slightly, as if several realities were tangled and re-emerged with alterations. We don't know if the alterations are still happening as of yet, or if the "new reality" has set in stone. We have a few examples that we can confirm. Two cities, Fiville and Sixington do not exist. Farm land now exists where they used to be, and the citizens of the cities were "relocated" as if they were always there in this new reality. A woman named Melissa Flash was over written by a woman named Aly Smash. They are not the same person, but they must have still been counterparts. Another Flash has appeared from another reality, much different from our own apparently, and her whereabouts are currently unknown. Plus, we have resonance waves still vibrating in certain areas around the world. We thought this threat would be over when we closed the Sanctum forever, but maybe forever was impossible. After all, the entity Giygas still remains. I'm very concerned about several factors, but my mind has been on one most have been overlooking. The television network Strike TV had unlimited access to our actions in Summers. They kept it on the downlow, but they know a lot of what is going on. This bothers me because of another phenomenon that saw people who stared into the void change in different ways. If they have all of this footage, how many of them have stared into the void, and for how long. I think this is something Mr. Face and [Redacted] need to look into. That's just my thoughts on the matter. Will give another update when I have one.

-

One Eyed Jack's - Summers

*We open up at Summers' favorite watering hole for your alcoholic needs, One Eyed Jack's. Lady M's is now shown sitting at the bar, talking to everybody's favorite one eyed bartender, Jackie....*

Lady M's: And the he calls me his Princess again, Jackie. Can you actually believe that SHIT?

Jackie: Oh, I can believe it. Your father, I mean Harley, can be a stubborn man.

Lady M's: NO FUCKING SHIT! And to top it all off, he told me that he's banned wrestling from Summers.

Jackie: REALLY?! TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?!

Lady M's: Nope.

Jackie: *Thinks about it* DAMN IT! There's goes my main source of customers and income.

Lady M's: Not to worry, Jackie. He said it was only MEN'S WRESTLING being banned.

Jackie: Well that's a relief. In fact, I always thought of this establishment as a Women's Bar anyways.

Lady M's: SERIOUSLY?!

Jackie: I am dead serious. I mean, you and all your fellow SPARKLE wrestlers are my TOP CUSTOMERS afterall.

Lady M's: *laughs* That is true. We really are.

Front Door: DING!

Jackie: Speaking of which, here comes another of favorite customers.

*All of sudden, a familar looking woman comes up to the bar and right next to Lady M's. Lady M's is completely oblivious to that fact too. Jackie now tells the woman.....*

Jackie: Well hello there. How can I help you on this fine evening.

Woman: You must be One Eyed Jack.

Jackie: And you must still be Aly Smash.

Lady M's: SMASH?!

*Lady M's now turns to see Alissa Flash standing there. Lady M's now looks her over and tells her.....*

Lady M's: I see we've gone back to the classic look, huh?

Jackie: Yeah, I always liked that look too. It suits you better, Aly.

Alissa Flash: Excuse me. But I don't even know either of you.

Lady M's: Now that's funny, Aly. So where's Justice?

Alissa Flash: Who's Justice?

Lady M's: Well I guess there is no Justice in the world afterall. I wonder what my husband would think about that?

Alissa Flash: Your husband?

Lady M's: Okay, now you are just fucking me. You know who I am talking about.

Alissa Flash: I have no idea actually.

Lady M's: Oh for the love of......IT'S TREVOR!

Alissa Flash: Trevor who?

Lady M's: TREVOR MACH!

Alissa Flash: You mean that out of control lunatic I keep seeing on television during EPW.

Lady M's: OH COME ON! IT'S EBW!

Alissa Flash: Whatever you say, you crazy ass bitch.

Lady M's: I DO SAY!

Alissa Flash: Good for you. Bad for me though, cause I just got here. As a matter of fact, I don't even know who YOU are. And quite frankly, I don't give a single FUCK to know. I just want to forget I even met you tonight.

Lady M's: You know what, that's the only thing you've said all night that makes sense to me. So let's mutually agree to forget we even met tonight. Deal? *Extends hand*

Alissa Flash: Deal. *Shakes hand*

Lady M's: Good. Now excuse, the only way I can achieve forgetting about you is with my good friend, Mr. Alcohol. Jackie....

Jackie: Yes, Tali?

Lady M's: Give me a your biggest bottle of the strongest alcohol you got.

Jackie: To go?

Lady M's: Of course.

Jackie: Coming right up.

*Jackie now gives Lady M's a giant bottle of alcohol and Lady M's immediately opens the bottle and chugs it. She then takes one look at Alissa Flash and says....*

Lady M's: YOU'RE STILL HERE?!

Alissa Flash: Not by choice, unfortunately.

Lady M's: DAMN IT! Gonna need alot more booze, I guess.

*Lady M's now reaches over the bar counter, and grabs several more bottles of the strongest alcohol in her arms. She now looks at Alissa Flash are tells her, as she begins to leave.....*

Lady M's: Well I hope you're happy, I am offically OFF THE WAGON!

Alissa Flash: And from the looks of things, you must have hit your head really hard, huh?

Lady M's: SHUT UP! Oh and Jackie.....

Jackie: Yes Tali?

Lady M's: Put all of this on my tab.

Jackie: You got it.

*Lady M's now leaves the bar with Alissa Flash and Jackie looking on in amazement. Jackie then tells Flash after she leaves.....*

Jackie: I think you plan worked, Aly.

Alissa Flash: I am not Aly. And I never had a plan to begin with.

Jackie: You're fucking with me, right?

Alissa Flash: Nope, not at all.

Jackie: Well then, looks like I am gonna need a drink myself.

*We now fade out to a close from there.*

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Apple Kid: Welcome back to the Studio for another one of our Neon Nights. It's been a big week hasn't it? We've heard some big news about new threats on the horizon, and some changes to our touring schedule. Behind the scenes, it's pure chaos, but we don't worry about that do we? You can't see the greys in my hair, cause I have to keep looking like an apple, or else the name just doesn't make any sense.

Tommy Dukes: If you want EBW in Twoson, Fourside, and Summers, just let them know. In Onett, Threed, Saturn City, and Mid-South, we'll be running stronger than ever. You won't ever want to miss a show, cause that would just be bad for both of us. So we have the IronBloods now, and we we don't-oh wait...here comes one now. Hotlanta. He's in our first match tonight. Hot, you're in the IronBloods now. How does that change things from when you were-

Hotlanta: What? w00t's lackey? I did what I had to do. My mission was simple, to stand beside the false king until his "empire" crumbled. That's what I did. When it was over, I made him kneel before me. I stopped holding back. He got beat, and not this big man in the ring, Hoary Boulder, is going to get beat. Simple as that.

Tommy Dukes: You keep talking about missions. What is THE big mission for the IronBloods?

Hotlanta: That's our business. We're not here to start a gaudy war. We facilitate wars between others, like EBW and Dark, but that's not our mission. We're not here to go off the mic, or sell merch through our audacity. I will complete my missions, and right now, I'm going to kick his ass.

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Singles: Hotlanta beat Hoary Boulder via Sitout Powerbomb -> Pin
-A very quick match, with Hotlanta showing incredible strength, lifting the much larger Boulder for the Sitout Powerbomb.

2. Singles: Mav Valentine beat Robert Sandwich via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Mav showed his growth as a brawler, and squashed Sandwich, ending it with the Mav Buster.

Tommy Dukes: A big win for Mav Valentine. Hey Mav, what's next for you? We hear you might be moving out of the Mach Residence?

Mav Valentine: First off, how about that match! I whooped on that Sandwich like if...Amigo...had a sandwich....I'll work on this. I'm going to work on everything. I'm looking for a rebirth, and that means big changes. I am going the journeyman route. An excursion to find myself. You'll see me here and there, and I WILL be back. Thanks to Mach for dragging me kicking and screaming into what turned into the best thing that could have happened for me. Thank you Aly, for being the best cook. Thank you EBW fans, who don't see me as a "Little Bitch". I WILL be around.

3. Women's Tag: Gold[o]/Sylvie beat Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong[x] via Golden Exploder -> Pin
-A more competitive match than their Xcite bout, but the result remained the same, with the Mayor's daughter Lainey Strong taking the fall after a Golden Exploder.

Apple Kid: That's another big win Gold and Sylvie. The Precious Metals might not think they're ready for a title shot, but I'm thinking so.

Tommy Dukes: Rough couple of losses for the Riders though. Lainey Strong need to get her head back in the game, shake off the losses, and remember that this is a 3-Time Tag Championship team. Back on the horses ladies. We know you can do it.

Apple Kid: Here comes Tack Angel, and the crowd is going wild. They love this guy.

Tommy Dukes: I have trouble making eye contact, cause of-

Apple Kid: Star Prick?

Tommy Dukes: I'll get over it. The EBW Pornographic Universe of films makes my job difficult sometimes.

Apple Kid: You and your wife could NOT watch them!

Tommy Dukes: It's her idea. She insisted on the Star Prick one too. I thought she hate the Angels, so it doesn't make sense to-

Tack Angel: Fellas!

Tommy Dukes: It's the man! Tack Angel, one half of the EBW World Tag Team Champions! You're in the main event tonight. You ready for it?

Tack Angel: Nope!

Tommy Dukes: Huh?

Tack Angel: Of course I am. It's a silly question. Elaborate. Ask me just HOW I'm ready for this match? I'm glad you asked. This Chad Salad guy is just another one of these loud mouths, who wants to bash me and my family, and I'm sure you're all sick to death of "family man" Tack defending the "harem" or whatever, but it's MY family, and that's what I do. I'll make it fun for you though. We can do a head kick counter if you'd like. Fact of the matter is, he's barely a blip on the radar. He's not impressed by me, and I'm not impressed by him. Still, a win is a win, and I'm about to go get one, and I'll do it all in one Clutch. In fact, new nickname, add to the list, cause you can call me One Clutch Man. That's all it'll take. Hiking up these Jncos to kick some ass!

4. Singles: Tack Angel beat Chad Salad via Head Kick x Clutch Winged Angel -> Pin
-Chad Salad gave no respect to the Ace of the place, and got his head nearly kicked off before the Clutch Winged Angel sealed his fate.

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Strike TV Wrestling Update

Nerma: Nerma here at the Control Center for some updates, but this is weird, cause I have a list of "talking points" from Strike TV. That's new fellas. Not letting me do my job all of a sudden? Oh well, it makes it easier on me. We have a huge month ahead of us I guess, with the IronBloods showing that they are more than just new colors. Hotlanta has been on a roll, and Tomo has got himself a title shot against Swift. Swift vs. Tomo, let me repeat that. Swift vs. Tomo. Holy shit right? That's going to be a massive match. Price of admission alone for the next Strike TV+ event that will be called Black Friday. We're alo going to see Erica defend against Iroha Angel for the Women's World Championship, and Firebrand X will be holding another Open Challenge for the Rated M Championship. All of that and more, coming up this November for Black Friday 2019.

EBW: Black Friday 2019
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV+

1. EBW Women's World Championship: Erica(c) vs. Iroha Angel
2. EBW Rated M Championship Open Challenge: Firebrand X(c) vs. TBA
3. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Swift(c) vs. Tomo

Nerma: So, we're dealing with some issues right now. That much we all already know, in that we're being kept from fans in certain towns, but the good news is, we're branching out in other directions as well. For the next Xcite, we're crossing the border to Anahauc! It's sure to be a stupendous occasion, and big homecoming for Fray Tiburon.

Our Lady of Saturn Church - Guadalalucha, Anahauc

Fray Tiburon pulled up to his old Church, very happy and relieved to be home, but also anxious, as the reason he stayed up north would surely be following him south as well.

Fray Tiburon: Hello? Is anyone here? Xiomara? I-

KYO: They're not here.

Tiburon stopped in his tracks as he noticed KYO sitting in the pews.

KYO: We have to keep running into each other like this.

Fray Tiburon: I was afraid you would be down here, but I didn't imagine you'd beat me here, with how quickly I left.

KYO: I had insider information. I left before you even knew.

Fray Tiburon: You seem unusually calm.

KYO: So do you. You're not afraid I've hurt your loved ones?

Fray Tiburon: I know your style by now.

KYO: You're right. When I do...what I do, it's like art. I enjoy showing off my handiwork. This place, it's old isn't it? It's unchanging. It looks the same as it did over a hundred years ago. You're a lot like this place. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change, even when you know it has to, it's already begun. All the things I said before are true. This world means nothing, but maybe it will when it's all over.

Fray Tiburon: I really wish I knew more of what you were talking about. I believe you looked into the void and lost your mind, if you ever had one to begin with. What I saw was hope. Possibility. The beauty of God's design.

KYO: God. You know they build this place in the center of town? It was that everyone could be equally close to God. The symmetry of belief. We're at the epicenter of real change you and I. I've got goals now Tiburon. Exciting times ahead. Your people are on a picnic. They'll be back soon, and I'll be gone, so relax. We're not there yet.

Fray Tiburon: .....

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Arena Anahauc

The ring crew was setting up for the event later in the night, when Iroha approached Hope Mach, who was doing squats on the mat.

Iroha Angel: Getting ready for something?

Hope Mach: Always have to be ready. The Television Champion could have a match any night. You know the World Champion could too. I know we're all waiting to hear that news that we might have to deal with the Skjaldmær.

Iroha Angel: Yeah, she's not playing around anymore.

Hope Mach: No, she's not, and now she's got the gold in more ways than one. You know what got my attention the most? She discarded Elevation. She didn't want them watching her back. She's got her own plans, and her own agenda. We ALL have to be ready for that, or we'll end up injured like Christina. You need to get the word out to your Fight Camp too.

Iroha Angel: Well, that's why I was coming to talk to you. The House of M's aren't here tonight. They're doing press work in Saturn City to drum up interest for Black Friday. They're putting the titles on the line, and a lot of hungry teams seem to be converging. Great stuff for them, but not for me at the moment, because I need a partner tonight. I'm going against Elevation, and I'm wondering if you want in?

Hope Mach: See what I said about always being ready? We haven't been as close since you became an Angel, but we have that bond. We share a background, of not being from here for starters. If you need a partner, you have a partner. Let's tear it down.

Elsewhere, Amigo was being followed again by Kinniku Mike...

Amigo: You're a stalker!

Kinniku Mike: Come on Amigo! Let me in the Paradise Collection! I want to work with you guys. I need a gym, and sparring partners and-

Amigo: Not my problem. The Paradise Collection is already intending to deal with one of your problems in Jamie OD. Sal's obviously got the history there, so he's got Maurice lined up to take him on. You should be grateful and repay us by leaving us alone!

Kinniku Mike: I just-

Amigo: I don't need you here, and I don't want you here. It's never happen-

Sal Paradise: Hey Amigo, I've got news. Golvoth is out.

Amigo: What? Where did he go?

Sal Paradise: He didn't say. He just yelled and left. It's just you and Maurice now...or is it?

Amigo: No...Sal....No.

Sal Paradise: The entire SURGE Generation in the Paradise Collection. Hey Mike, do you want-

Kinniku Mike: Yes! Yes! Absolutely!

Sal Paradise: Well then....NO!

Kinniku Mike: Huh?

Amigo: HA!

Sal Paradise: You think I forgot the shit you put me through too?! Amigo's not the only one that wants you out of here Mike. You're selfish, and you're a backstabber. The Paradise Collection enjoys the finer things, but we do so as a TEAM. You know what that even means anymore? Come on Amigo, let's help Maurice get warmed up.

Kinniku Mike: .....

Arena Anahauc - Parking Lot

A limo pulled up, and the four members of the IronBloods walked up to it. Two figures watched in the distance...

Noah Jennings: Is that the-

Mr. Wozniack: Strike TV executives I believe yes.

Noah Jennings: Why are they talking with the IronBloods? Did you know they were going to be here?

Mr. Wozniack: No idea. Dufrene isn't anywhere near Anahauc. He's at some color rainbow parade of some sort. Can't get a read on that guy.

Noah Jennings: He's supposed to be the liaison, and he's supposed to go through you right?

Mr. Wozniack: That's the deal we brokered. Yes.

Noah Jennings: Then WHAT is going on here? We need to keep an eye on this.

Mr. Wozniack: Yes...YOU do.

Noah Jennings: Where are you going?

Mr. Wozniack: To the beach! It's still sunny and hot here, and I want to do shots off of some exotic brown women. Want to come along?

Noah Jennings: So many reasons no....but a couple reasons yes...but still no.

Mr. Wozniack: Give em a hell of a show tonight. We need new hot spots to make money. Don't let me down!

Noah Jennings: *sigh*

EBW: Xcite

The show opened with Fray Tiburon, getting a huge welcome back to his home country.

Fray Tiburon: Please you all. It fills me with such joy to be here, sharing this special event with you all. EBW is here for you, and we hope to come back a lot more in the future. I hear that Rey Dorado is here tonight to compete as well. Yes yes. It's great for all of us. I would like to start off with a prayer, to bless us all, and pray for the well being of the athle-

The Friar was suddenly cut off by Subculture, who rolled into the ring with a mic.

Subculture: We don't have time for the formalities. Get right with your God, and then step up Tiburon, cause you've got a match with me.

Fray Tiburon: I wasn't informed about-

Subculture: No, it's not on any cards. It's not official. I'm making it happen. I've been deal with my bad eyes for MONTHS! My eye sight is back. It's 20/20 somehow, a freaking miracle I guess. They tell me to take it easy, and let it heal, but I can't wait. I'm chomping at the bit to get back in the game. My wife got her wrist broken, and she's already back to training and rehabbing. She's kicking ass, and I can't wait anymore. So I know I don't have a Fight Camp, and right now, I don't want one. I'll make myself a spot, and I'll fight for it. Do I need to open the show? Fine, I'll open the show, because this Street Dog is hungry again, and I want a piece of the holy man. I want Fray Tiburon.

Fray Tiburon: Ask....and ye shall receive my son. Allow me a Hail Mary on your behalf, because this is really going to hurt.

EBW: Xcite
Arena Anahauc, Anahauc
Strike TV

1. Singles: Fray Tiburon beat Subculture via Brainbuster -> Pin
-A solid opening match, with Subculture going wild with the striking and slams, a more versatile style, relying less on the big KO to get the job done. He underestimated the Friar, who landed a solid head butt and lifted him for the Brainbuster and the pin.

Tommy Dukes: Ay Dios Mio! THAT is how you start a show! A brawl that ended with a win for the local hero. Subculture was intense, but he's a little rusty still. The kid that has struggled his entire career, will have to struggle a little more if he wants back into the upper echelon.

2. Singles: Jamie OD beat Maurice via GTPK -> Pin
-The wild hooligan Jamie OD took Maurice off of his game, getting him emotional and less focused on the pure athletics of Paradise Collection. A low blow opened up Maurice to the GTPK.

Nerma: Sal and Amigo can't believe it. Jamie OD weaseled his way into this match, and got the better of the big striker. He's got a chair, and he's going on the offense. A shot to Amigo! Sal is trying to get in there too, and ate a chair! Here comes Kinniku Mike?! The big man is rushing into the ring! Mike is making the save! Is he trying to prove himself?

3. Singles: Amigo beat Rey Dorado via Bridging Suplex -> Pin
-Amigo came into the match suffering from a head shot, but still managed to take on the Anahauc hero Rey Dorado. Using his lucha skills against him and hitting the Bridging Suplex for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: Rey Dorado was a professional here. He made sure Amigo was alright before competing, and Amigo is showing respect in kind, helping him to his feet and holding his hand up. Deep respect here. This is why Amigo is the Master of the Clash. He's getting the recognition he always knew he deserved. Meanwhile, you have Kinniku Mike on the outside looking in.

3WM Locker Room

Tack Angel was approaching the door, when he noticed Reno pacing beside it.

Tack Angel: Hey Reno, I'm looking for Trevor. We have a match coming up. You seen him?

Reno: Yeah, he's actually in the locker room with Aly.

Tack Angel: Oh...Aly came to Anahauc huh. He's keeping a close eye on her since...

Reno: Since what?

Tack Angel: Never mind.

Reno: I wanted to go in, but I keep hearing these slapping sounds.

Tack Angel: Slapping sounds?

Reno: Yeah, like something slapping into something else. Hey, do you think they're practicing thigh slapping in there?

Tack Angel: ....Yeah...I'm sure that's totally what it is.

Reno: Well, I'm going to go find Swift and Rude. Will you kindly take care of this? Thanks man.

Tack Angel: Hey wait! *sigh* Fine, the Star Prince is on it....yet again. *knock knock* Hey Trevor, pull up your pants, because I'm coming in and-

Tack opened the door and saw Trevor and Aly practicing thigh slaps.

Aly Smash: So yeah, you slap your thigh as you kick them.

Trevor Mach: That's so stupid. What's the point? So people hear it? Just kick harder! I don't have time for that nonsense.

Aly Smash: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Tack Angel: Oh....Reno was actually right. I'll be damned. Trev, we've got our match up next. Let's do this.

Trevor Mach: Absolutely. Be back in a bit Aly. The Champs have to show Hottie and the Clown what Bad Dudes really are!

The two walked down the hallway towards the entrance...

Tack Angel: Sorry I interrupted....I thought you might-

Trevor Mach: Get your head out of the gutter Tack. What are you, some kind of crazed sex pervert?

Tack Angel: Only at home when the kids aren't around.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Now that's more like it. Let's go!

4. Non-Title Tag: Hotlanta/KYO[o] beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via Hell Claw -> Referee Stoppage
-A tough match, with the Bad Dudes caught off guard by Hotlanta, stepping up his game, and KYO being focused on the match for a change. Fray Tiburon could be seen looking on Hotlanta took the fight to Tack on the outside, and KYO escaped the knees in the clinch to deliver Hell Claw. Mach tried to fight out of it, and refused to tap, leading to the Referee Stoppage, and a surprise big win for the IronBloods.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! I certainly wasn't expecting that! Hotlanta was on it, keeping Tack out of the match, and KYO was laser sharp with his offense. That Hell Claw is hard to escape, and I think Mach might have had the corner of his mouth torn from it. That looks rough. The World Tag Team Champions were not expecting that.

5. Women's Tag: Hope Mach/Iroha Angel[o] beat Valarie Dorado/21st Century Foxx[x] via Wrist Clutch Iroha Driver -> Pin
-A disorderly match for Elevation, with Valarie trying to shore up cheers in her home country to no avail. Iroha hit the Wrist Clutch Iroha Driver on Foxx for the win..

Makoto Angel: A good win for Iroha, and great team chemistry with Hope. I'm glad that worked out better than the previous Mach/Angel pairing we just saw.

Nerma: Hey, don't talk down on the Bad Dudes! I ship-...support them as a tag team....against the IronBloods.

Makoto Angel: ...What?

Tommy Dukes: It's all starting to make sense to me now.

6. Tag: Camilo Ortega[o]/Tomo beat Swift/Rude[x] via Gokyo no Waza -> Pin
-A big main event, with the crowd on edge as yet another IronBloods team got the better of 3 Wolf Moon, with Ortega using the Gokyo no Waza takedown for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: Wow. A fearsome foursome indeed, as they won both their matches tonight, and Ortega using that creative new takedown to get the job done. The World Champion looked good against Tomo, though, but the IronBloods have the momentum. We're gearing up for a hell of a main event at Black Friday. We'll see you next week!

-

Trevor Mach: IronBloods huh? Camilo and the gang found their balls, and that's awesome, cause the Wolves were looking for new blood to hunt, and new fights to fight! Everyday, I'm looking for something to fight. Something that needs destroyed. Something that's really going to piss me off! I need that fight, that goal, that anger, because it's what keeps me alive! It fires me up! For the Wolves, for my Son, and for me, I'm going to go all out tonight. He thinks he can take him to the mat? We'll see about that.

Camilo Ortega: ...I have nothing to say.

Fighter Daron: A win here, and then another. That's all it takes. Then no one will EVER forget Fighter Daron again!

Fray Tiburon: God set me on a path, to try and Master this art of Professional Wrestling. The glory will go to him, the prize money will go to the children, but the win has to come from me.

EBW: Kings of the Clash #7 "Battle of the Masters Vol. 2"

Tommy Dukes: Welcome back to the Mad Gear Bat for the Kings of the Clash. More of the pure fighting you love, in the wildest bar in town. At least this hot Saturn City crowd still loves some EBW action! We have some big action tonight. We're crowing our second Master, who will then get a match later against Amigo to determine the true Master of the Clash at Black Friday 2019!

Arliss Michaels: And it's going to be MY Fighter Daron. I'm also looking to bring in new talent. Hot talent. The BEST talent, with Master Daron leading the charge, and selling the merchandise. I have more bobble heads and t-shirts to sell tonight. This is going to be the house that Fighter Daron built...and made us both a lot of money in.

Tommy Dukes: We're opening the show with a megaton match. Trevor Mach, the Television Champion, is putting the belt on the line in his bout with Camilo Ortega, with huge stakes. A takedown will lead to defeat, and if Ortega can utilize his Judo throws, it could be all over.

EBW: Kings of the Clash #7 "Battle of the Masters Vol. 2"
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Takedowns vs. Brawl + EBW Television Championship: Camilo Ortega beat Trevor Mach(c) via Gokyo no Waza -> Takedown -> NEW EBW Television Champion!
-Mach blazed through Ortega in the opening minutes, controlling the brawl, but all it took was one opening for Ortega to land a Gokyo no Waza to score the victory. Mach complained that his leg was on the ropes, and didn't consider it a full takedown, but the rules weren't clear, so referee decision held. Mach laughed and tossed the Television Championship over to Ortega.

Tommy Dukes: Wow, you REALLY can't mess with Ortega, or underestimate his takedown ability. Mach put it all on the line, and tried to counter by keeping a part of him from hitting the mat, but we never really made those rules clear did we? I bet you that's going to change.

2. Striking vs. Grapples: Fray Tiburon beat Fighter Daron via Brainbuster -> Pin
-Fighter Daron let Arliss get into his head, and came at Tiburon like he wasn't a threat. He most certainly was. Tiburon neutralized Daron's strikes and grappled him into Submission, ending it with the Brainbuster.

Arliss Michaels: No! This isn't right! Daron wasn't ready for this kind of match. Where is the contract. This has to be wrong! I will take this to the top, you can count on it!

3. Women's Singles: Hope Mach beat Troian via Ankle Lock -> Submission
-Troian found her mimicry ways no longer working for her, as Hope took her to the mat and never let her up. Despite Troian's ability to grapple on the mat that she learned from Hope, she couldn't outdo the master, and fell to an Ankle Lock Submission.

Tommy Dukes: At this point, I'd like to point that the next time we run a Battle of the Masters, it will be a Women's Tournament!

4. Masters Decision: Camilo Ortega beat Fray Tiburon via Gokyo no Waza -> Pin -> 2nd Clash Master!
-The good Friar gave Ortega his biggest test in the Tournament. The new Television Champion couldn't rely on Tiburon hitting the mat to get the job done. He had to knock out the man of God. An STO left him shaken, but a Gokyo no Waze ended the match. Camilo Ortega became the 2nd Clash Master.

Tommy Dukes: Wow, and just like that, it's over! This has been Ortega's Tournament, and he even captured the Television Championship along the way. The IronBloods are serious business, and I think everyone would be foolish to assume they are just the remnant of Dark. They are something altogether different. It's like they pulled the trigger, on who they truly are.

-






Tommy Dukes: Welcome back to the studio, for another one of our Neon Nights. The Studio show I actually enjoy. I don't mind having to travel all around Saturn City to cover these shows. Don't mind at all!

Apple Kid: Well, you're needed cause I have seen Orange in a couple weeks. Has he gotten so lazy he can't even crack open a Monster and come to work anymore?

Tommy Dukes: It's fine. I'm fine. We're fine. This should be a big show. We've got the Master of the Clash in the house. We've got Dan Club in the house. We've got-

Apple Kid: These two guys.

Tommy Dukes: Huh?



Apple Kid: The man in the ring is named Viktor Geisman. Now he's an interesting newcomer. A journeyman who has spent time in New Edo and smaller promotions in Euroland before coming back to Eagleland. He was a top prospect for the "other guys", but we got to him first.

Tommy Dukes: That's great, he looks like talent alright, but what about this other guy?

Apple Kid: I have no idea.

?: You don't?! Look at me! Look at the clock! Look how I'm pointing my arms! It's 9'o clock, and I'm ready to rock! It's me Rupert Alwaysontime. I showed up exactly when I was supposed to. See the arm moving slightly? It's 9:01, and I'm ALWAYS accurate with my arm poses! What time is it? Rupert Time...as in ALWAYS ON!

Apple Kid: ...*sigh* Yeah go get beat jobber.

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Singles: Viktor Geisman[Debut] beat Rupert Alwaysontime[Debut] via Tiger Driver 9X -> Pin
-Geisman battered the gimmick geek, using harsh forearms and slams to set up Rupert for the Tiger Driver 9X.

Apple Kid: I called that one.

Tommy Dukes: Geisman has a lot of potential. I look forward to seeing more of him. Who let that Rupert guy in here? The same one that hired Paul, Sandwich, Stone, and Salad? Well who the hell is that? You don't know?

2. Tag: Benjamin[o]/Vape beat Misogynist Paul[x]/Robert Sandwich via Spear -> Pin
-The new pairing of Benjamin and Vape were successful in their second outing, with Vape whipping Benji into Paul with a super torqued Spear for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: Someone get Jennings on the phone. I'm super curious now. Who hired those guys. Apple? Don't you know? You're on the Board.

Apple Kid: The Board has been ineffectual for months. I have no clue.

3. Tag: Amigo[o]/Maurice beat Hoary Boulder[x]/Barrington Huge via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission
-The Paradise Collection made short work of the colossal team of Boulder and Huge. Amigo couldn't pull off the Bridging Pin, but managed to lift Boulder for the Olympic Slam and sink in the Ankle Lock for the Submission.

Sal Paradise: Look at that! That's the Clash Master doing his thing! That is-

Apple Kid: Whoa! Jamie OD is attacking Sal in the back of the head with a chair! Here comes Amigo and Maurice, but Kinniku Mike is also trying to make the save! Amigo is pushing him back, he wants no part of his help.

Sal Paradise: Damn that hurt! Jamie, you're just picking a fight with everyone huh? Let's make it easy. Mike? You take down Jamie, and you're in the Collection.

Kinniku Mike: YES!

Amigo: DAMMIT!



Apple Kid: Time of the main event. We've got Rude coming out with Reno and Trevor Mach. Mach, you had a bad night last night didn't you?

Trevor Mach: ...

Apple Kid: Sorry.

Trevor Mach: I thought I could stop the Takedown Master from taking me down. APPARENTLY....I could not. *sigh* Whatever. Bastard slipped an elbow in there, and caught me under the eye. That still hurts, but the  ego and pride are in tact, so don't worry, the War Wolf isn't humbled in the slightest. I'd rather get another shot at kicking Ortega's ass. Forget that though! Don't worry about it! We're here for Rude.

Reno: The Rude Boy Rulebreaker has a hunt of his own, and while Wolves hunt for blood, he'll have to settle for Salad tonight.

Chad Salad: HEY! You think I'm scared of you! You don't impress me! I could care less! Mach's a loser, and Rude's a never was. BE BETTER!

Trevor Mach: ...After you're done beating him, I'm tagging in.

Rude: You think you're better, but I'm not the one hitting the ring in sweatpants, sandals, and a No Tack t-shirt from a feud that stopped before you could start it.

Chad Salad: I don't have to impress you!

Trevor Mach: Just kick his ass already!

Rude: Gladly.

4. Singles: Rude beat Chad Salad via Rulebreaker -> Pin
-A quick match with Rude steamrolling Salad and clutching him for the Rulebreaker and the pin. After the match, Mach entered the ring and hit the Knee Trigger.

Apple Kid: The Salad's gone bad! That does it for us this week. We'll see you next time for more Neon Nights!

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Channel 4

News Anchor: And of course, the police were very curious where his pants went. In other news, we have competition in the wrestling business as you know. Fourside, our fine city, and Twoson, have forged an alliance, an Eagleland Wrestling Alliance. They've been running shows in Twoson, but they will be on the way to Fourside very soon, to hold a big event in the Fourside Arena. Joining us now is PH Pirkle, the President of the Eagleland Wrestling Alliance.

Mr. Pirkle: Thank you. It's great to be here. I'm pleased to say that our roster is filling up with guys from Fourside Wrestling if you local fans miss your hometown heroes.

News Anchor: You launched this new EWA project in Twoson on Channel 2. It was a big moment for your business is that correct?

Mr. Pirkle: Absolutely. For years, EBW has been the king of wrestling in the area. No one has been able to touch it. Its a monster of my own creation, and I think it's gotten out of control quite frankly. I don't want the talent to have to bash the competition, that's going to be my job. Yes, they have done great things, but they have done awful things too. They have squandered talent, talent that we will use correctly. But, we're not just a place for cast offs. The EWA will be the place to be. You see this title belt? It's the EWA World Championship. It comes with a history and a legacy. This title will be given to the new Champion, when we come to Fourside, which will be very soon.

News Anchor: Great to hear it. What can we expect?

Mr. Pirkle: ...Wrestling....obviously. I'm kidding, we'll have the best wrestling around, with talent you know, and some that you don't. Also, some big names you probably miss.

At that moment Grind walked into the shot with KAITO and Golvoth following behind.

Mr. Pirkle: KAITO you already know. He's the man, the young, talent athlete, that is making 3 sports bow to his supremacy. Then you have Golvoth, the big giant, who will be treated like the big deal that he is in EWA. They tried to make him a joke in EBW. They even took his first name. He is Vjhearson Golvoth, the Nordic Warrior. Finally, look who we have here.

Grind: I can speak for myself. Now, I mean no ill will to my friends in other places, but this was an opportunity I could not pass up. I'm making my mark, and finding a new lease on life. I'm going to compete at the top level to make sure all eyes are on us.

Mr. Pirkle: There you have it. The surprises are just getting started though. Onett, we want you in the fold. Your favorite former Mayor implores you. Tell those in charge that you want the EWA, and now EBW.