What happened when X-cite went of the air......



This was the last thing fans saw this week on X-cite, as Masked Lanta made his return and once again set his sights on Ness. The enigmatic Masked Lanta caused nothing but chaos during his time with EBW. He picked fights with Ness for reasons known only to him, and in the process he won the tag belts with Great KYO then cost his team the belts before stealing KYO's army of shadows and disappearing. Since his departure he has driven KYO to insanity with his mind games. Now he is back and picking up where he left off. The condition of Ness has remained a mystery but we do know that footage not seen on X-cite will air on X-perience. Also on X-perience we will see the second set of first round Super C-X-J Cup matches. First Fuel will battle Red Devil, in a battle of the new generation. Then former champion Generator takes on current champ Rey Dorado. We've also been informed that ChaotiX is getting a new member to fight alongside the Lovekick Connection! We don't know much about him, but we're told that he will fit in nicely with Lovekick. They'll need all the help they can get, as the Sons of Anarchy plan on taking Lovekick apart at Final Four. Teams from Iron Mafia, S.T.U, ChaotiX, Scare Tactics, and Legend will collide in tag team over the top rope rumble action, with a possible tag title shot for the winners. We also know that Rude wants to use this match to stomp out the Legends once and for all. Will he succeed? Danny Leung is getting closer to his Inferno Match with Great KYO, so eyes will be on him to see if he has anything to say to KYO. In the main event rivals will be forced to team up, as Global World Champion and EBW Tag Champion Trevor Mach teams with two of his Final Four opponents, Franky and Poo as they take on the Onett Police Force. If that isn't enough for you, we've received word that W00t has a surprise for the EBW fans as we head into the final show before the big Final Four PPV.

EBW: X-perience HD
Onett Community Center
BTV!/MN-4

1. Super C-X-J Cup
Fuel vs. Red Devil
2. Super C-X-J Cup
Generator vs. Rey Dorado
3. Three's Company for Lovekick!
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/? vs. Shadow/Given/Taken
4. Iron Mafia vs. Legend vs. S.T.U vs. ChaotiX vs. Scare Tactics Over the Top Rumble
Rude/Kung Foo vs. Little Mac/Master Lu vs. Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Danny Leung/Kamen Rider Tack vs. Mr. Scary/Slayer
5. Enemies Unite vs. Onett Police Force
Trevor Mach/Franky/Poo vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2

Young Gunz continued excursion in Power Play Wrestling results

With the anti-EBW forces rallying and P.O.X running wild, Power Play Wrestling has caught the attention of the wrestling world. The EBW's Young Gunz continue to grow and learn. At the latest show called Fantastico, Apple Kid bested Mythbuster Jamie in a singles match with his Apple Bombing finisher. Picky Minch defeated Mr. Mask from Indy Galaxy by submitting him with a Sharpshooter. Jeff Andonuts was on the losing side of the Eight man tag main event, but he was not the one who was pinned. It was indeed the C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado who fell to vocal anti-EBW rudo Hoodlum. Hoodlum once again sent a message by finishing the match with a Shadow Driver. Hoodlum stands poised to challenge Dorado for the belt.

Power Play Wrestling: Fantastico
Decafe Club
Lidlane

1. Zurf Zambada defeated Mythbuster Adam (10:30) with the Zurf's Up.
2. Apple Kid [EBW] defeated Mythbuster Jamie (11:56) with the Apple Bombing.
3. Spot Monkeys defeated Trouble X2 (14:42) when Mono Loco pinned Tych Kremlen with a Victory Roll.
4. Picky Minch [EBW] defeated Mr. Mask (8:07) [IG] with a Sharpshooter.
5. Yozone defeated Andiamo (12:39) with the Yozone Layer.
6. Eight Man Tag Team
Red Devil, Hoodlum & Guapo Bros defeated Rey Dorado, Bullet, El Hijo del Latino & Jeff Andonuts [EBW] (29:25) when Hoodlum pinned Rey Dorado with a Shadow Driver.

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FTW PPV Announced! FOR TONIGHT!

Apparently FTW is having a PPV tonight! The ones and ones of FTW fans probably don't know this since it was never mentioned on ImPLANT, or here on the website until just now. But we can now confirm that The Great Eagleland Bash will be taking place TONIGHT in the ImPLANT Zone! Isn't that awesome! It is soooo FTW to surprise fans like this with a PPV that they didn't see coming! Luckily, you still have a couple hours to order the PPV. So better go order it quickly.....seriously quickly time is short. Haha maybe next time FTW will promote a big PPV with a main event like Hogan vs. Macho Man....but if they didn't that would be super awesome too  :D :D ;D

FTW: The Great Eagleland Bash!
FTW Tent
PPV

1. FTW Originals vs. o.W.o
Retro Hippie/Chicken Man vs. Mr. Kennedy/Kimbo Slice
2. Drunkard vs. Waste of Life in a wicked awesom STREETFIGHT!
Dave Larmore vs. Punch999
3. FTW Super Awesome Tag Team Championship
Lobsterman/Jeff Harvey vs. Kevin Nash/Scott Hall(c)
4. Super Freaking Awesome Battle of the Century That EVERYONE is Excited about and not just Rince Vusso cause people used to like both of these guys so logic states that they will buy the PPV no matter how old and washed up both of them have gotten........right?
FTW Super Awesome Championship
Hulk Hogan(c) vs. Macho Man

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So FTW is having a PPV......glad someone told me. I had the bottle of booze in one hand and the gun in my mouth, when I get a phone call saying that I needed to be at the PPV. That made me want to pull the trigger even more BUT I want to see Larmore hand Punch999 his ass on a silver platter. So I'm off to the show. I was expecting a big load of crap tonight. What I got was.....well a big load of crap....but also some surprises. So here we go. Things kicked off with Ike trying to motivate the FTW "Originals".



Ike Madamle: Hey guys! Are you excited?! Tonight the FERGHJYIUIEOFJTW will finally get a chance to strike back against the OAWIKOR<EJ7!

Retro Hippie: He's getting worse on the names.

Chicken Man: Honestly, what chance do you think we have? WE SUCK! I mean at least we have Macho Man and Jeff Harvey.

Ike Madamle: Yeah....about that.....Macho Man isn't here yet.

Chicken Man: You've got to be kidding me.

Ike Madamle: He MIGHT be on his way though. Oh and Jeff Harvey is out too.

Retro Hippie: But he's right there!

Ike Madamle: Yeah but he's having a bad drug trip or something.

Dave Larmore: DRUGS ARE *bleep*ING STUPID AS HELL!!!! NOT LIKE MY SWEET SWEET ALCOHOL! FILL MY VEINS WITH IT YOU STUPID *bleep*S!

Ike Madamle: ........right.....anyways WMP78, you're getting the shot of a lifetime as you team with Lobsterman! You and our legendary hero savior will lead the charge and take the tag title belts YEAH!

Lobsterman: I made lemonade......in my pants!

Dave Larmore: .....Ok seriously what the *bleep*......

WMP78: Ok listen up! Now....I may not remember who I am, who you people are, where I am, or why.......but I do know one thing! Whatever this weird guy is saying makes sense I think! Tonight we fight back against.......some guys! ZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzz

Retro Hippie: I think we should surrender!

Chicken Man: That;s the spirit! I'm in!

Dave Larmore: *bleep*!



Rince Vusso: Tonight is the night we kill wrestling once and for all! I could go on and on with useless shoot promos....and I'm gonna!

Scott Hall: Ow! Hey yo! Get this zombie off of me! OW!

Rince Vusso: The aged veterans of wrestling will rule FTW for years to come! Even as their bones turn to dust and they die, they will STILL control FTW and hold down the youngsters! Tonight, Macho Man is your only hope and he will be crushed! That company up north wishes they could put on a show like this! No not THAT company! I'm talking about EBW! That's right I'm shooting about EBW for NO REASON! After tonight, promos and backstage skits will forever take over ACTUAL in ring wrestling, and the o.W.o will emerge victorious!

Hogan: So whatcha gonna do brother? When....OW my hip.....my hip is out of place again.....BROTHER!

Scott Hall: GUYS! ZOMBIE! AHHHHH!!!



Dave Larmore: Man *bleep* this place! Stupid ass suit! I hate FTW!

Brawler SWIFT: You aren't the only one.

Dave Larmore: Brawler SWIFT? What the *bleep* are you doing here?

Brawler SWIFT: Larmore, long time no see.

Dave Larmore: Yeah, we had some pretty good *bleep*ing times in EBW huh?

Brawler SWIFT: Actually....no....you were drunk and passed out most of the time.

Dave Larmore: ......I do not recall that.....Anyways, why the *bleep* are you in this *bleep*hole?

Brawler SWIFT: I suddenly have more free time on my hands, and it's time that I kick some ass around this pathetic excuse for a wrestling promotion. When I was in EBW just thinking about this place existing pissed me off! It's time to bring the pain!

Dave Larmore: *bleep* YEAH! I'm with ya on that! Let's burn this mother*bleep*er down and make these FTW bitches pay! Especially the bitchiest bitch of them all.......Punch999.........little bitch.

Brawler SWIFT: Oh FTW is about to see what real *bleep*ing fighters can do!

So several minutes into the first ever FTW PPV that was not announced, and we have not seen a single match. It's exactly like those stupid as hell ImPLANT shows. Seeing the badass that is SWIFT was awesome though, and seeing Larmore finally come out of his drunken stupor was equally awesome! This guy showed alot of potential coming out of the TUE show, but then he hit the booze harder then ever. Tonight, he will become my hero as he beats the hell out of Punch999. First up the FTW "Originals" (I hate that name) team of Retro Hippie and Chicken Man took on o.W.o's oddball team of Mr. Kennedy and Kimbo Slice. Everything about o.W.o is oddball but where the hell did these two come from......SERIOIUSLY?!? Who thought that was a good idea? Anyways both team suck balls but Kennedy and Slice manhandled the Hippie and Chicken. In the end Kimbo managed to stomp Hippie's head in and ACTUALLY WIN A MATCH!

Kimbo Slice: I did it! I did it! I'm not a flash in the pan fluke after all! Can I get my rematch now Seth? Please?! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! I need someone to buy into my hype and sign me to a fat contract and make me the draw of the dying company........AGAIN!



Rating- * (It's funny to see a grown man cry like a baby.)

The next match was the reason I came here. A small glimmer of hope in the otherwise bleak FTW landscape. Dave Larmore.......versus.....Punch999......in a Streetfight......YAY YAY YAY!!!  :D Oh you better believe this was awesome! Larmore tossed aside the stupid mascot suit before the match and gave Ike the finger when he tired to have him put it back on. Then he came in the ring and immediately started smashing shit over Punch's head. It was awesome. That little bastard got beat BADLY! Larmore was focused on his goal, and brought the pain. I can't believe I'm enjoying an FTW match! This whole time Dave was taking swigs from his beer as the defenseless Punch was taken out. The end of the match came when Dave hit his Onett Hangover finisher, but the carnage was just beginning. FTW's resident drunkard placed Punchie in a trash can and wailed on him with a sledgehammer! it was glorious!

Dave Larmore: Who's the Pertentiounous Prick now douchebag!



Rating- *** (3 stars for an FTW Match.....WOW)

Just as I had my joygasm, I was was quickly depressed as I remembered that the show wasn't over. The crazy as hell team of Lobsterman and WMP78 took on the Outsiders......welll maybe just Kevin Nash. Scott Hall had become a zombie by this point and was seen wandering around the ring trying to bite the ones and ones of fans. WMP78 once again tried to show of his "impressive" and "extensive" wrestling training, but his mind wandered off and his nose bled some more. Lobsterman was busy wandering around the ring pissing himself and taking more pain pills. It looked like Nash had this all wrapped up.....until he took a step and his LEG FELL OFF!!! I kid you not! The quads tore one time to many and his freaking leg came off! As Nash fell into a pile of his own blood, WMP78 fell asleep on him and got the pin!!! What a freaked up way to win a title match! The o.W.o took a big hit here as the *sigh* FTW Originals stand triumphant with the belts! I guess FTW has a young supernova in WMP78....HAHAHAHA....I'm sorry I couldn't say that without laughing. Seriously, that guy needs a cat scan. He's not doing so well. Lobsterman is just a lost cause but technically he is the most decorated FTW wrestler......BAH GAWD!



Rating- N/A (N/A)

The SUPER HUGE AMAZING main event that NOBODY was anticipating was up next, as the eternal rivals Hogan and Macho Man fought for the FTW Super Awesome Championship....woohooo....The geezers took forever to get into the ring and when they finally met face to face they were too tired to fight. They took deep breaths and sissy slapped each other for awhile....it was pathetic and sad. As the washed up has beens were farting around (seriously farting) Ike Madamle and Rince Vusso came to watch as the fate of FTW hanged in the balance. But suddenly Vusso grabbed the mic and interrupted the match.



Rince Vusso: Hogan, I know you are too old to remember what happened back at "The Bash", but just a reminder....I HATE YOU! Didn't anyone find it funny that I was brought him in? Can you say SWERVE!?!? Oh man I'm good! SWERVES ARE AWESOME! Now it's time to bring in my real secret weapon.....BRAWLER SWIFT!!! This match is now a Triple Threat! I AM SO GOOD AT SWERVES! I know you fans love them. Like the fingerpoke of doom.....totally my idea! Anyways, SWIFT go kick some old geezer ass and win the belt!

And win the belt he did! SWIFT rushed he ring and knocked out Macho Man with one punch, before dropping Hogan with a Muscle Buster and pinning him to win the FTW Super Awesome Championship! HOLY SHIT! I don't know what just happened but that was freaking cool! An ex-EBW guy comes in and kicks the asses of the biggest drains on wrestling today! None of this makes sense and Vusso swerves make me sick, but this is freaking Brawler SWIFT! Suddenly Dave Larmore came out and joined Rince Vusso and the new champ in the ring. They all seemed to be on the same page until.......



Brawler SWIFT: You like swerves Vusso? Well how was that one bitch?!

Dave Larmore: Ha! You just got knocked the *bleep* out!

Brawler SWIFT: FTW sucks ass and I'm sick of it! It turned out to be a blessing that I had to leave EBW as now Larmore and I can run wild in FTW and show you bitches what REAL wrestling is.

Dave Larmore: It's time to harden the *bleep* up FTW!

Brawler SWIFT: The era of crapitude is over in FTW!

Dave Larmore: You're looking at beginning of the era of.....the PERTENTION PRICKS! *bleep* YEAH!!!

Rating- **** (SWIFTNIFICENT!)

Final Rating-** (I'll admit it could have been worse)

Wow, what a show this was. The ex-EBW guys were the sole source of actualy entertainment, but that's to be expected since FTW sucks. In a night were only 12 people ordered the PPV, a new era began. The ex-EBW guys are pissed and FTW's gonna feel the pain. Let the era of the Pertention Pricks begin!

FTW: The Great Eagleland Bash!
FTW Tent
PPV

1. FTW Originals vs. o.W.o
Mr. Kennedy/Kimbo Slice beat Retro Hippie/Chicken Man (1:51) when Kimbo smashed in Retro Hippie's skull.
2. Drunkard vs. Waste of Life in a wicked awesome STREETFIGHT!
Dave Larmore beat Punch999 (4:23) with the Onett Hangover.
3. FTW Super Awesome Tag Team Championship
Lobsterman/WMP78 beat Kevin Nash/Scott Hall(c) (0:32) when WMP78 pinned Kevin Nash to become the 2nd FTW Super Awesome Tag Team Champions!
4. Super Freaking Awesome Battle of the Century That EVERYONE is Excited about and not just Rince Vusso cause people used to like both of these guys so logic states that they will buy the PPV no matter how old and washed up both of them have gotten........right? Oh wait check this out it's suddenly a triple threat with Brawler SWIFT. THAT IS SOOOOOOO AWESOME!
FTW Super Awesome Championship
Brawler SWIFT beat Hulk Hogan(c) and Macho Man (6:10) when a Muscle Buster on Hogan to become the 3rd FTW Super Awesome Champion!

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Lovekick vs. Sons on Anarchy made into a Ladder Match!!!



Chaotix's resident casanovas Lovekick Connection, will have their hands full at Final Four when they take on the Sons of Anarchy for the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles. But now things are going to be even more extreme as Mr. Poochyfud has announced that the match will be a Ladder Match! Our owner's quest for higher ratings and buyrates is leading to some huge matches and this one is sure to please. The updated Final Four card can be seen below.

EBW: Final Four
Summer
PPV

1. Super C-X-J Cup Semi Final
? vs. ?
2. Super C-X-J Cup Semi Final
? vs. ?
3. Ladder Match
EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) vs. Given/Taken
4. Super C-X-J Cup Finals
? vs. ?
5. Inferno Match
EBW 2nd Belt Championship
The Great KYO(c) vs. Danny Leung
6. Final Four Match
Global World Championship
Trevor Mach(c) vs. Franky vs. Poo vs. W00t

KYO vandalizes EBW arena! Suspended till Final Four!



EBW.com was on hand today to witness The Great KYO vandalizing EBW arena! Since Masked Lanta's return we were expecting some sort of KYO related backlash, and it looks like we got it. Mr. Poochyfud was furious, and banned KYO from the area. He is suspended until Final Four, when he defends the EBW 2nd Belt against former champion Danny Leung. Word is that Masked Lanta will be in the building for X-perience so we'll see if KYO follows the rules or comes looking for trouble...

EBW X-tra Special Taping -Ode to the C-X-J Division-

EBW fans certainly have alot to look forward to this holiday season. With Final Four coming up and Last Clash 2008 on the horizon, their is definately a lot of good stuff coming your way (Including a movie.....shhhhhhhh). But the gifts just keep on coming, with the announcement of a special taping of EBW: X-tra, that will be a tribute to the C-X-J Division, that seems to be growing stronger everyday. The show will be taping tommorow at Battle Dome before EBW X-tasy goes live. Of course we will cover all the action right here at EBW.com. First up, the friends turned rivals Kung Foo and Funky Shark Ninja will duke it out along side Lovekick's newest member, who is debuting early on this show, and P+P's rising star Bullet. Then the other members of Lovekick take on the Sons of Anarchy in singles action for the first time! P+P Supernova and EBW C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado teams with EBW's Fuel as they face the Anti-EBW rudo Hoodlum and Red Devil. We have an interesting main event, as former C-X-J Champions collide in a Battle Royale! This includes Generator, Shadow, our Global World Champion and EBW Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach, MKPW's Kirby, FTW's Retro Hippie, and Picky Minch, who is making a one shot return from his P+P excursion with the Young Gunz. "Treasure Hunter" HOT is also scheduled to appear but the mysterious HOT has not been seen since suddenly leaving EBW for a second time. Will he show up? You'll have to tune in and find out!

EBW: X-tra Ode to the C-X-J Division
Battle Dome
BTV!/MN-4

1.The Third Casanova
? vs. Kung Foo vs. Funky Shark Ninja vs. Bullet
2. Lovekick vs. Sons of Anarchy
Jamie OD vs. Given
3. Lovekick vs. Sons of Anarchy
Sal Paradise vs. Taken
4. Doradorana! Light the Fire!
Rey Dorado/Fuel vs. Hoodlum/Red Devil
5. C-X-J Champions Battle Royale
Generator vs. Shadow vs. "Treasure Hunter" HOT vs. Picky Minch vs. Retro Hippie vs. Kirby vs. Trevor Mach

Young Gunz vs. P.O.X. in P+P!

The Young Gunz of EBW collided with P+P's newest faction P.O.X, at their most recent show Multiplayer Map. While our team fell to the new rudo faction and their dirty tactics, they gave an excellent effort. Tych Kremlen pinned Apple Kid with the Death By Duo. Our C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado faired better then the Young Gunz, by teaming with El Hijo del Latino to beat the Guapo Brothers. Power Play Wrestling is really stepping it up with their shows, and it's an honor to be apart of it.

Power Play Wrestling: Multiplayer Map
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Mythbuster Jamie defeated Costello (8:23) with the Busted.
2. Bullet defeated Yozone (13:56) with a Texas Cloverleaf.
3. Fatal 4 Way
Hoodlum defeated Mythbuster Adam, Presley and Zurf Zambada (14:27) when Hoodlum pinned Presley with the Chaos Theory.
4. Rey Dorado & El Hijo del Latino defeated Guapo Bros (22:17) when Rey Dorado pinned Rocky Guapo with a Doradorana.
5. Six Man Tag Team
P.O.X. defeated Young Gunz [EBW] (13:35) when Tych Kremlen pinned Apple Kid with the Death By Duo.
6. Red Devil & Destruction Dave [IG] defeated the Spot Monkeys (16:01) when Red Devil pinned Mono Loco after Destruction Dave gave Mono the Path To Destruction.

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Nerdler: Nerdler here, with the participants of tonight's big Champions of C-X-J Battle Royale.  Tonight we pay tribute to the growing awesomeness that is the C-X-J Division. Standing behind me are the past champions of C-X-J....all except HOT....guess he's not making it tonight.

Shadow: He's obviously afraid of what I'll do to him. I haven't forgotten how he walked out of that match.

Generator: What? That was like weeks ago wasn't it? LET IT GO!

Shadow: NEVER!

Retro Hippie: Maybe he's staging a peaceful protest.

Trevor Mach: HIPPIE?!?! I thought you were dead! Where have you been?!

Retro Hippie: Ummmm....FTW.

Trevor Mach: ......where?

Retro Hippie: Super Pro Wrestling: For The Win!

Trevor Mach: ........................where?

Retro Hippie: The second best promotion in Onett?

Trevor Mach: .........

Retro Hippie: Brawler SWIFT just won the title there.

Trevor Mach: OH! I had no idea that you worked there. Are you the janitor?

Retro Hippie: ......when I'm not wrestling BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT! Ya know I beat you once Trevor, and I could do it again!

Trevor Mach: What? That never happened dawg.

Retro Hippie: Yes it did!

Trevor Mach: I think I would remember something like that. I have great memory and attention to detail.

Picky Minch: Darn right he does!

Trevor Mach: PICKY! When did you get here?!?

Picky Minch: Uhhh....I've been standing beside you for like 30 minutes.

Trevor Mach: Awesomesauce! This is like some crazy reunion or something. Hey....wait a minute....these guys were all C-X-J champs at one point too weren't they? You should mention that during the match!

Nerdler: Ummm we already mentioned it Trevor.....in fact....that's why we're having the match in the first place.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!



The EBW hotspot known as Battle Dome was packed to watch this special taping of EBW: X-tra. Even given the short notice of the announcement, tickets sold out fast! The people around these parts love some EBW! This edition of X-tra is special because it is an ode to the C-X-J Division. The division is growing, picking up speed, on the rise, and all those other cliche terms. This is thanks in part to teams like Lovekick Connection and Sons of Anarachy. It's because of new stars like Fuel, stars new to the division like Ultimo Munk. It's because of the working relationship with P+P, the promotion that is growing the stars of the future! That's why they deserve to have tournaments like the Super C-X-J Cup that is currently going on, and that is why they are the central focus of this X-tra taping. The fans were expecting fast pace excitement and that is exactly what they were going to get.

The show opened up with a big Fatal 4-Way match. S.T.U's Funky Shark Ninja, Iron Mafia's Kung Foo, and P+P's Bullet would all do battle along with Lovekick's newest member....



Going by the name Moz, this newcomer to the EBW fighting scene oozed with charisma and seemed a perfect fit to the Lovekick Connection. With his slicked back hair and his lettemen's jacket, he personified everything you've come to expect from a teen movie from the late 90's and early 00's. That's not to say he was a slouch in the ring though. In fact he was very impressive in his debut. While Funky Shark Ninja and Kung Foo exchanged blows, Moz and P+P's Bullet showed what chain wrestling is all about. Moz had the technical game down, but he also proved to be an effective striker when he delivered a series of elbows to Bullet's head before flooring him with a palm punch. Bullet was unprepared for the unpredictable Moz. Nobody was expecting such an explosive debut. Late in the match Moz clotheslined Bullet out of the ring, waited for Kung Foo to do the same to Funky Shark Ninja, and then took Foo to the ground where he managed to lock in his Sharpshooter variation he calls the Teen Angst. Kung Foo had no choice but to tap out, and Moz was declared the winner of his debut match. After the match Lovekick came back to the ring to celebrate with their new ally!

Sal Paradise: Now that's what I call a debut amigo!

Jamie OD: But ya know.....you made a bet that you would win your first match in less then 10 minutes and you didn't. So pay up.

Moz: Well.....I made that bet before I even knew EBW.

Sal Paradise: Uh oh....he's busting out the teen movie cliches again.

Moz: But now I know that I can't do this alone. I need you guys.....you....COMPLETE ME........ha I'm just messing with ya!

Jamie OD: HA.....you....you really had me going there for a minute.

Sal Paradise: Drinks on me guys....and hopefully some ladies too. Let's go!

Moz: Lovekick baby YEAH!

Someone had to stop Sal and Jamie and remind them that they had matches next. The growing feud between Lovekick and S.O.A is fueling the rise in the C-X-J Division. Lovekick are a team the fans love, while the Sons of Anarchy wish to run over them to reach the top. Tonight they would battle in singles matches. First off Jamie fought Given in a pretty bloody brawl. Both were cut open early, and like always Given seemed to love it. Jamie controlled the pace for most of the encounter, and managed to dropkick Given out of the ring. But the masochist just grinned and took it. Jamie then ran the ropes and leapt over them, flipping onto Given and flooring him. This is whee the brawl continued. Given took control and whipped Jamie into the ring steps. Neither fighter was going down and the brawl continued outside the ring till they were both counted out. A similar story played out between Sal and Taken. The sadist of S.O.A brought more of a striking offense, but Sal was ready to combat it and caught Taken in a Hurracanranna. After a quick Paradise Lock attempt the fighting once again went out of the ring. But Taken brought the match to an abrupt end by grabbing a chair from under the ring and bashing Sal in the head with it. This gave Sal the DQ win, but that didn't stop Taken but hitting him over and over with the chair. This brought out Jamie and Moz as well as Given and Shadow. The 6-man brawl had to be broken up by security. This feud is heating up, and with Moz added to the mix you can bet the 6-man match at X-perience is going to be action packed.

Next up P+P supernova and EBW C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado teamed up with contender Fuel to take on the Anti-EBW faction of Hoodlum and Red Devil from P+P. The team of Rey and Fuel proved to work very well. Both fighters share a similar style and were to pull off some exciting combo manuvuers. But the rudo tactics of Hoodlum and Red Devil gave the Rey and Fuel a hard time, and Hoodlum managed to down the champ after a low blow that lead to a Chaos Theory finish. Hoodlum continues to make the case that he can take Rey Dorado, and he's going to get his shot very soon on a P+P show.



In the main event the former champs of the C-X-J Division (except HOT) entered the ring for their big Battle Royale. Who would emerge as the best of the former champs? Well it wouldn't be Retro Hippie, who was immediately thrown out of the ring by Trevor Mach. That would be the only elimination for several minutes, as the fighters brawled. Most of them decided not to go high risk as they may get eliminated, so we saw alot of ground action. The EBW fighters quickly remembered how difficult of an opponent Kirby is, as he absorbed their blows and easily floated his way out of eliminations. Generator and Shadow picked up their long feud and traded attempts at throwing each other over the top rope. Trevor and Picky shook hands before thy ended up trading blows. These long time friends have not seen each other in a while and alot has changed for both of them. This was made obvious when Picky used a Drop Toe Hold to take the Global World Champion down, and WAR Picky nearly eliminated him! Shadow meanwhile finally eliminated Kirby, after climbing the ropes and coming down on the floating pink puff ball with a double axe handle that sent him to the floor outside the ring. Generator meanwhile tried to eliminate Picky, but the young fighter held on for dear life. That's when Shadow grabbed Generator and tossed both he and Picky out of the ring! Now it was between Shadow and Trevor. A rare encounter between these two that proved to be very exciting. Trevor landed a vicious headbutt that must've cut Shadow open as blood dripped from his mask. They put on a technical chain wrestling display and came out pretty much even. This goes to show you that when Shadow is on he can hang with anyone. The back and forth action continued for several minutes until Trevor suddenly stopped fighting and turned his gaze to the entrance way. Staring back at him was a pair of red glowing eyes. The same glowing eyes he saw on the last X-cite. This moment of distraction was all that Shadow needed to eliminate the double champ and score the huge upset win! Trevor seemed upset by the loss but quickly turned back to the entrance to find that the glowing eyes were now gone.



The show was a success and proved why C-X-J is one of the best things going today...

EBW: X-tra Ode to the C-X-J Division
Battle Dome
BTV!/MN-4

1. The Third Casanova
Moz beat Kung Foo, Funky Shark Ninja, and Bullet (10:56) with the Teen Angst Sharpshooter on Kung Foo.
2. Lovekick vs. Sons of Anarchy
Jamie OD vs. Given (5:54) went to a Double Countout.
3. Lovekick vs. Sons of Anarchy
Sal Paradise beat Taken (8:19) via DQ.
4. Doradorana! Light the Fire!
Hoodlum/Red Devil beat Rey Dorado/Fuel (18:03) when Hoodlum hit the Chaos Theory on Rey Dorado.
5. C-X-J Champions Battle Royale
Shadow beat Generator, "Treasure Hunter" HOT, Picky Minch, Retro Hippie, Kirby, and Trevor Mach (23:12) to win the C-X-J Champions Battle Royale.

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EBW Award Show Results!

EBW taped its 2nd annual awards show today, with the fighters of EBW being honored for having a great year and bringing EBW to a new level. The show opened up with the hosts Reno and the Nerd Squad.



Reno: Welcome to the EBW Awards Show! We're here to look back at 2008 and award those wrestlers who truly brought things to a new level.

Nerdler: Since we're not awarding an EB to the BEST show EBW: X-posed I don't really care but what the hey, let's get this show underway.

Nervert: I thought we said we weren't going to do a crappy monlogue to open the show. They are never funny and always just awkward.

Reno: Oh you mean awkward like finding three nerds hiding in the women's restroom?

Nervert: Dude! I thought you said you weren't going to talk about that. That'sh shuper lame dude.

Nerf: Highly illogical.

Nerdler: Well we've hit a new low. Let's start this thing!



The first award was given to Fuel for Best C-X-J Wrestler. He's certainly had a good year, with winning TUE and challenging for the C-X-J Title. He's was joined on the stage by ChaotiX's Jan and his mentor Generator. The reclusive couple were all smiles as Fuel recieved his award. Generator didn't look to happy, as he has had a rough time lately, but still showed support for his student.



ChaotiX won several awards that night including Best Faction, as they came to power while S.T.U and Iron Mafia were fighting each other. Ness won Wrestler of the Year again for remaining in the top tier of EBW since its inception. Ness was unable to make it to the show after the attack from Masked Lanta, so Paula accepted it on his behalf. Trevor won MVP of 08' and Face of the Year for the men, while M's won Face of the Year for the women. Lovekick Connection won the men's Team of the Year while M's and Paula won it for the women. Kamen Rider Tack rounded out the awards with his Most Improved Wrestler Award, for getting some big singles wins and becoming hugely popular with his new gimmick. It was a good night for ChaotiX.



Rival faction leaders Poo and Franky won the Feud of the Year Award, and had to have security pull them off screen as they fought over who won the trophy. Maybe next year they will offer two trophies.



The show also saw the Hall of Fame inductions of the legends Little Mac and Master Lu. The two veterans were almost in tears as told stories from the glory days of NCW. Unfortunately for them the "Legend Destroyah!" and Kung Foo decided to crash the party and exchange words with Mac and Lu. He talked about beating them both and calling them has beens. Once again security had to break things up. The war between Rude and the Legends continues to grow. But is he right or will the vets be able to prevail?



The biggest story of the night came when W00t won the "Character" of EBW award for the second time in a row. He came out looking offended, and ranted about no longer being Tanooki W00t, how he felt that Trevor Mach stole his spot, and how he will be the next Global World Champion. After the lenghty rant he tossed the trophy on the ground and started tearing apart the set. W00t is obviously angry and focused on killing the image of Tanooki W00t once and for all. He'll have a chance to vent out his frustrations this week on X-perience, as his talk show returns. What will he have to say on the last show before Final Four? Tune in and find out. As for the awards won, you can check out all of the results below.

Best C-X-J Wrestler: Fuel
-Won TUE Season 2
-#1 Contender for the C-X-J Championship

Best Tag Team(Men): Lovekick Connection
-Current C-X-J Tag Team Champions
-Beat Team Legend during the E-1 Tag Team Climax

Best Tag Team(Women): M's Style and Paula
-Won the Women's E-1 Tag Team Climax
-Current EBW Women's Tag Team Champions

Best of the Brutal: The Great KYO
-Won EBW 2nd Belt in a Barbed Wire Deathmatch!

"Character" of EBW: Tanooki W00t
-Former EBW 2nd Belt Champion
-#1 Contender for the Global World Championship
-Tanooki Suit is funny...enough said

Most Improved Wrestler: Kamen Rider Tack
-Stepped up his singles game and scored some big wins.
-Found new life with ChaotiX as Kamen Rider Tack!

Worst Wrestler of 2008: Retro Hippie
-That's why he's in FTW now!

Feud of the Year: Franky vs. Poo
-Rivalry became a faction war, pitting S.T.U against Iron Mafia.

Faction of the Year: ChaotiX
-Became the dominant faction while S.T.U and Iron Mafia were busy feuding.

Wrestler of the Year(Men): Ness
-Has remained a dominant force and multiple champion through all of EBW's changes.

Wrestler of the Year(Women): M's Style
-First EBW Women's Champion
-Current EBW Women's Tag Team Champion with Paula

Heel of the Year(Men): The Great KYO
-Dominant and destructive former EBW Champion and EBW Tag Team Champion
-Current EBW 2nd Belt Champion

Heel of the Year(Women): Tracy
-Feud with M's Style practically made the Women's Division
-Current EBW Women's Champion

Face of the Year(Men): Trevor Mach
-Has fought to protect EBW since joining in 2006

Face of the Year(Women): M's Style
-Stood as the leader of EBW's Women's Division since its inception

MVP of EBW 2008: Trevor Mach
-Current Global World Champion and EBW Tag Team Champion w/Ness
-Won the E-1 Tag Team Climax w/Ness

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EBW Belated Christmas Special of Holiday Goodness



Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Let me check my list and see who gets what here. Hmmm Picky Minch was a good boy and asked for...."Sal Paradise's Charisma"? Well I can't help with that but maybe a train set will do. Now who else do we.....oh dear. This is Pokey Minch's house. Once again he's been quite the naughty boy this year. Well more coal for him then.

Pokey Minch: I think not holly jolly fat man!



Santa Claus: What?! Pokey, what is the meaning of this?!

Pokey Minch: No milk and cookies this year Santa! I'm tired of getting coal every year!

Santa Claus: Why should I give you presents?! You've tried to take over the world on more then one occasion.

Pokey Minch: Well perhaps I failed before. But who is going to stop me from taking over CHRISTMAS!?!?!



Elf #1: Oh no this is terrible! You need to get to Onett and find someone who can help save Santa Claus!

Elf #2: But who do I look for?

Elf #3: The only ones who can save Christmas...





Kamen Rider Tack: Merry Christmas everybody! I brought you all some gifts. Now I'll give you hint....they are NOT Kamen Rider Tack figures.....OR ARE THEY?

M's Style: Boy, we sure do have alot of holiday themed parties.

Trevor Mach: Any excuse for a party! By the way sexiness, are you my present this year? If so I'd love to unwrap you.

M's Style: Trevor, not only have we been dating for months but we're living together! You don't have to keep using the pick up lines.

Trevor Mach: Oh....fair enough....did it work though?

M's Style: *sigh* Sure whatever you can "unwrap" your present.

Trevor Mach: Sweetness!

Jamie OD: Say Danny, what's wrong with Nani?

Danny Leung: Oh she gets this way when she's sauced. Too much egg nog.

Nani: Hey I'm not ash think ash you drunk I am. Nothing wrong with a little drink every now and then. It'sh hot in here. I need to take off my shirt.

Danny Leung: Nani!

Moz: Hey I like this chick. She's not varsity cheerleader but she's hot! Hey Nani, wanna kiss under the mistletoe?

Sal Paradise: Moz, that's Danny's girlfriend dude.

Moz: So?

Sal Paradise: .....So I get to go after you.

Jamie OD: I go next!

Danny Leung: Hey!

M's Style: Uhoh, it looks like Nani is going to get caught in a Lovekick sandwich. Better get her home Danny.

Trevor Mach: Hey, check out what's on tv.

Newscaster: Santa Watch 2008! Still no word on the location of Santa Claus. Sources indicate that he made it to the Eagleland region, but he hasn't been seen or heard from since. Children everywhere are in a state of panic....well the ones who already got presents don't care but still. We'll keep you updated. We can only hope that an odd assortment of characters currently having a party will save the day and find Santa!

Trevor Mach: Hmmmm, that last part was very specific.

M's Style: Yeah it was.



Trevor Mach: Holy Holiday Hell! What was that?!?

Kamen Rider Tack: It looks like a kid.

Sal Paradise: It's not mine!

Jamie OD: He didn't say it was.

Sal Paradise: Oh....well still....it's not....is all I'm sayin.

Elf #2: I'm not a kid! I'm an elf from the North Pole!

M's Style: Naturally.

Elf #2: I came here looking for help! Santa Claus has been kidnapped!

Trevor Mach: This sounds serious....like AIDS serious. But why did you come to us for help?

Elf #2: Cause Santa Claus is an EBW fan.

Trevor Mach: Good call on his part. But what evil force has captured the holly jolly hero? Aliens? Demons? Cybermen? To beat them we'd need.....ninjas....or wizards. *Gasp* We need NINJA WIZARDS! That would be freaking awesome!

Elf #2: Miss, please talk some sense into him.

M's Style: What do you mean? He's totally right. That would rock so hard!

Trevor Mach: It would rock like a hurricane!

Elf #2: He's being held captive by Pokey Minch.

M's Style: Oh is that all? This shouldn't take long.

Sal Paradise: Lovekick is in amigos!

Kamen Rider Tack: Of course I'm in! Who else will give the kids my new action figure and the Rider Cycle......sold seperately.

Danny Leung: I think I'm going to take Nani home.....to...."sleep"....yeah that's it.

Sal Paradise: On second thought I'll be going with them.....KIDDING....only kidding...hehehe.

Trevor Mach: Well team let's go save Christmas! To the Trevormobile!

M's Style: You mean your convertable?

Trevor Mach: .......Yes!



Pokey Minch: It's almost over Santa. Soon Christmas will be mine!

Trevor Mach: I think not Pokey! Now see that's what I call a dramatic entrance.

Kamen Rider Tack: Very nice!

Trevor Mach: The secret is to wait until they've said something very dramatic before coming in. You have to pick your spots.

Pokey Minch: Shut up! How did you fools find me?!

Sal Paradise: Picky told us where you were amigo.

Moz: FYI Santa, Picky is PISSED about the toy train.

Jamie OD: Besides that, this little "lair" of yours stands out like a sore thumb. I mean it's one thing to live with your mommy at this age. But the least you could've done is build your lair somewhere other then her garage!

M's Style: BA-ZING!

Santa Claus: Ummmmm.....help?

Elf #2: Working on it boss!

Pokey Minch: Make your jokes, but it won't stop me from my evil scheme.

Kamen Rider Tack: Which is?

Pokey Minch: To steal whatever magical powers that Santa has with this giant machine and become the NEW SANTA! Then I would decide who gets the gifts! The children of the world would make their parents bow to me so they could get toys. We all know that little kids get what they want!

Trevor Mach: That is so true. Kids just don't get beat these days.

Santa Claus: I can personally vouch for that statement.

Pokey Minch: Santa Minch will RULE THE WORLD!!!

M's Style: That is....the stupidest idea since FTW. What the hell is wrong with you? That is such a stupid idea! I mean come on! Even you can do better then that!

Pokey Minch: That's enough! It might not be my best plan but it will work.

Kamen Rider Tack: Not if we stop you!

Pokey Minch: How are you going to stop me? Are you all going to beat me up?!

Trevor Mach: No, we're not gonna beat you up...but SHE is.

M's Style: I am gonna shove coal so far down your stocking, Pokey, you're gonna be *bleep*ing diamonds for a week!

Pokey Minch: Oh hamburgers.....



Santa Claus: Thanks again for saving Christmas! No way I could let the kids down.

Trevor Mach: I only wish it hadn't taken us till Dec. 31 to find you. Those kids are pissed! Happy New Year by the way.

Santa Claus: Well I'll do my best to make it up to them. Oh, and thank you for the use of your Trevormobile. I'll be able to get around much faster this way. But I don't really need Pokey as a Reindeer.

M's Style: I think he deserves it. Plus he could use the exercise.

Trevor Mach: Aww the winds of march.....or is it the tides of march. I think the winds of march is a Journey song.

Santa Claus: Well anyways, we had better get going. Merry Christma.....

Retro Hippie: STOP! Stop it right now! This is an outrage! In this day and age we do NOT have Christmas specials! We have holiday specials. It is offensive to talk about Christmas! It should be called the EBW Non Denominational Holiday Time Special! Not everyone celebrates Christmas! In fact....UGH!



Santa Claus: That shut that douche bag up!

M's Style: Everytime a Hippie gets a hammer to the face, an angel gets his wings!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Santa Claus: Well anyways, Merry Christmas!

Trevor Mach: and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

It was now the women's turn to steal the show, with the first Final Four match of the night. The rules are simple, four way elimination match with pinfalls or submission, plus over the top rope eliminations. The participants were Samus, Paula, Val, and Erica, and at the end one would become the #1 contender for the EBW Women's Championship. The fight kicked off with all the women trying to eliminate each other immediately, but they found that wasn't going to be easy. Samus and Val were really bringing the pain. Paula was the prime target of their joint attacks. This left Erica open to try and make an elimination attempt but she instead joined in on the beating of Paula. She obviously harbors ill will towards Paula as M's picked her to be her tag partner. Things weren't looking to good for Paula, but she hung in and refused to get eliminated. So Samus turned her attention to Val, and the two brawlers fought while Erica tried to force Paula out of the ring. Val took Samus to the mat hard with a Spinebuster, but Samus used a Grounded Monkey Flip to toss Val out of the ring! Meanwhile Paula had managed to get back to her feet and take Erica down with Ness's finisher the PK Thunderbomb! But before she could attempt a pin Samus floored her with a clothesline. She got back to her feet just in time to eat another clothesline. On the third attempt Paula ducked, bounced off the ropes, and floored Samus with a clothesline of her own. Samus quickly got back to her feet where Paula was waiting to unleash a series of hard elbows. A Belly to Belly Suplex attempt was reversed and Samus regained control. But by now Erica had recovered from the Thunderbomb and was quick to spear Samus to the mat. All three women exchanged offense for the next few minutes until Erica whipped Samus over to Paula who attempted another Belly to Belly Suplex and sent Samus to the outside in a surprise elimination! Samus was livid and argued outside with Reno as Paula and Erica continued fighting in the ring. Paula's improvements in the ring really showed as she took the momentum and downed Erica with a PSI Rockin! She then went to the top rope to try and end things fast, but Samus quickly climbed back on the ring apron and knocked Paula down. Paula landed head first and was out cold. This gave Erica the opportunity to pick up Paula and show off her new finisher. A fireman's carry into a double knee gutbuster called the GTF (Go To Far), and obvious copycat of M's finisher. With Paula down and our Erica pinned her for the win. Erica is once again the #1 contender for the Women's title. After the match Samus jumped back into the ring, lifted up the unconcious body of Paula, and downed her again with an Aran DDT. The angry Samus left Paula in a pool of her own blood. Erica just watched on before walking to he back with a smirk on her face.



The beaches of Summer would be stained red with blood after this next bout. The enigmatic Masked Lanta was gotten under the skin of many wrestlers. His supposed mission is to be a hit man for some greater power. Ness's mission was simply to hit back! That's what this match was all about. An unsanctioned brawl that was sure to provide high levels of pain. Masked Lanta was not accompanied to the ring by the former Cult of KYO, but security did follow him to make sure that he made it without any "interruptions". Ness was pumped for this fight, and already had the weapons out and ready to use. Ness took the lid off a trash can spun like a frisbee straight into Lanta's gut. From there Ness downed the maniac with a facebuster and cracked his mask!Masked Lanta jumped back up and hit Ness with a headbutt that reopened a wound on the forehead originally caused by Masked Lanta's backstage ambush.  Lanta then showed some bloodlust of his own as he wrapped barbed wire around his arm and floored Ness with a flying lariat. Ness was losing blood fast, but he fought on and downed Lanta with a series of suplexes. He then climbed to the top rope and delivered a hard flying elbow to Lanta's face! Once again the mask cracked. Ness noticed that Lanta was trying to keep his mask on, so he exploited that by trying to remove it any chance he could. But the blood loss wasn't making things easy, and their were many times where he nearly blacked out. Ness wasn't medically cleared to return to action anyways, so his other injuries began to wear him down. Lanta's Massacre Barrage seemed to spell the end for Ness until The Great KYO appeared, knocked out the security, and ran to the ring. Fans have been expecting a brawl between these two for some time now. But KYO simply grinned at his nemesis and flipped back out of the ring. Lanta stood perplexed until KYO motioned for him to turn around where Ness was waiting with something his fans haven't seen in a long time....his signature baseball bat! SMAAAASH! Ness downed Masked Lanta with one swing and followed it up with the pin and the win! Something of an upset win considering his injuries, but by pulling out his old trump card Ness was able to gain revenge. As Lanta got back to his feet Ness was ready to take another swing, but suddenly he dropped the bat and stood in shock as half of the mask fell off and revealed Masked Lanta to be....."Treasure Hunter" HOT! HOT just smirked at Ness and quickly delivered a hard punch to his midsection that floored him. He then turned to KYO and made the cut throat motion before jumping out of the ring and disappearing into the crowd. This certainly explains one things but also gives us new questions and no answers.



The Great KYO then made his way into the ring, cause his match was next. He would be taking on Danny Leung in a rematch for the EBW 2nd Belt Championship. Only this time it would be in an Inferno Match! The rules to this one were simple, if you touched the fire you lost. Odds are you'd probably also be burned badly, so alot was on the line for this one. The fans were told to stay back as the flames surrounded the ring. KYO grinned across the ring at his opponent as the fire engulfed them. This was another brutal brawl, with alot of strikes and power moves. Most of the time though they were trying to force each other into the fire. Every slam on the mat sent the flames higher into the air. Danny was once again on the wrong side of alot of hard hits. KYO was relentless in his assault, but Danny refused to give up. Late in the match they had each other by the throat as they got ever closer to the fire. Just then HOT returned to ring side and jumped the fire to get back in the ring! He quickly pushed Danny away and kicked KYO in the chest before he could respond. The kick sent KYO right into the flames! HOT laughed maniacally as his rival burned. The cameras were cut off while the fires were put out. KYO had rolled out of the fire and under the ring but by the time EMTs arrived on the scene he was no where to be found. Mr. Poochyfud and Reno talked at ringside before declaring the match a no contest. We're not sure what this means about the status of the EBW 2nd Belt, and we're not sure of the status of KYO, but we'll keep you posted when we recieve more information. Needless to say this PPV is going to get a parental advisory suggestion on the replays.



Speaking of parental advisory suggestions, you just know when these next two ladies get in the ring you know it's going to be a brutal bloodbath! M's Style and Tracy have been battling for months, with the title changing hands between them, and the war escalating, it looked like an end would never be in sight. But this match has been branded Do or Die for a reason. They both want it to end and they want it to end now! Is EBW big enough for both of them or would one have to go for good? We would soon find out. Both Tracy and M's came out alone, and it looked like they both planned on ending this the right way. One clear winner and one clear loser. They both came out swinging with the kicks and chops. They both took turns trading chops to see who would go down first. Tracy got the advantage and started laying in multiple blows until M's halted them with a straight punch to Tracy's jaw. Then she ran the ropes and delivered a high knee to the face. With Tracy on her knees M's once again ran the ropes and hit a beautiful Shining Wizard. Sexy Strong Style was firmly in control in the opening minutes. But Tracy rebounded by whipping M's into a corner and hitting a high knee of her own. She tried to follow it up with a Bulldog, but M's stopped the move and pushed Tracy into the ropes. As she bounced back M's tried rolling her up but only got a 2 count. Tracy was the first to get up and delivered a hard punt to the side of M's head. Once again the blood was flowing. Tracy picked up M's and tried to hit the PSI Starstorm OMEGA , but M's countered and hit her GTS! 1-2-KICKOUT! M's picked up Tracy to it the GTS again but this time Tracy countered and hit her finisher. 1-2-KICKOUT! The crowd was going wild! The bloody M's survived a flurry of punches as she got to her feet and grabbed Tracy by the throat! A rarely seen fire was seen in M's eyes as a wicked grin appeared on here face. She then delivered a hard headbutt before unleasing M's Sexy Murder! It looked like it was all over for the Women's Champion until Erica of all people entered the ring! M's turned to look at her and was suddenly hit in the face with a fireball!  As M's tried to put out the fire in her hair she was rolled up by Tracy, who got the pin and retained the title.



The fire was still burning as EMTs rushed to the ring to help M's. Trevor Mach had to be held back by the OPF, as they placed M's on a stretcher and took her to the back. Erica just smirked along with Tracy and Val. Looks like the Iron Sisters have a new ally after M's biggest fan stabbed her in the back. A frantic Trevor tried to follow M's in the ambulance, but Ness reminded him of the title match. So after whispering something to M's and kissing her on the forehead he jumped back out of the vehicle and headed to the ring. The main event would be next.



Trevor was visibly distraught as his opponents came to the ring for the main event of the night. It would be Trevor defending his title against Iron Mafia's Poo, S.T.U's Franky, and W00t in the second Final Four match of the night. M's condition played a big factor in his performance, as did the beat down he recieved at the hands of all three of his opponents on the last X-perience, but the Global World Champion fought on and did his best to repel the challengers. Once again Poo and Franky went straight for each other, while W00t targetted Trevor and kicked things off with a big punch that sent the champ into the corner. W00t stomped Trevor several times until Trevor was able to grab his ankle and take him down. An ankle lock attempt was stopped by both Franky and Poo as they both stomped Trevor. They actually helped W00t to his feet, with the goal being they could all work to eliminate Trevor, but W00t gave them a double bull dog for their efforts and went back to attacking Trevor. Trevor fought back with a vicious upper cut. As W00t tried to get back up a frustrated Trevor kicked him right in the face! Poo and Franky then worked together again to send Trevor to the mat with a double clothesline, before trying to eliminate each other again. It was utter chaos in the ring and every man for himself. Poo and Franky had each other by the throat as they tried for the elimination. Trevor and W00t were delivering hard shot back and forth when they saw how close Poo and Franky were to the ropes. They both decided to turn their attention to the rival faction leaders and double dropkicked em both out of the ring. Now it was up to Trevor and W00t. The two foes were clashing for the first time since New Story 2008, nearly a year ago. A hard right sent W00t back and Trevor tried to spear him out of the ring. But W00t caught Trevor and responded with a ring shaking Powerbomb! 1-2-Kickout! Trevor survived but he was hurt and holding onto his back. W00t exploited this and stomped Trevor in the back over and over. W00t tried to get in close for a submission, but Trevor managed to catch him in a quick Triangle Choke! The fans went nuts as W00t tried to fight his way out of it. The scene was reminiscent of the finals of the E-1 Tag Team Climax. But before Trevor could repeat history and get the Gogoplata, W00t reached the ropes and the lock had to be broken. It was a close call for W00t but he went right back to exploiting Trevor's hurt back. A break in the offense gave Trevor the chance to get to his feet, but he was hurting badly. W00t tried to floor him with a lariat, but instead Trevor caught his arm and turned it into an Armbreaker! W00t once again had a close call but managed to reach the ropes. This time W00t was showing signs of injury as he held onto his left arm. Trevor spotted the injury and kicked away at W00t's arm, before finally downing him with a Trevorplex! 1-2-Kickout! Both men were looking tired, but Trevor had managed to level the playing field. Next, both men ran the ropes and tried to clothesline each other down. Several collisions later and neither man was going down. On the final attempt Trevor ducked the clothesline, bounced off the ropes, and floored W00t with a Busaiku Knee Kick! But it still wasn't enough to keep W00t down on this day. W00t's nose looked broken as he climbed to his feet and exchanged more blows with Trevor. He then tossed Trevor into a corner before pulling him up the ring post, where he delivered a top rope W00tinoku Driver #2. 1-2-KICKOUT! Neither man was giving up tonight and the fans loved it! As both fighters reached their feet it was obvious that neither man had much left to give. W00t's broken nose was swelling and the blood loss was beginning to take its toll, while Trevor's mind was still with M's in the back of that ambulance. But still they both fought on. Exchanging blows in the center of the ring. It was all leading up to who could take the most punishment before finally falling. That's when Trevor's challenge was answered. The shadow with red eyes that had been following Trevor for months finally stepped out into the light. A man in a silver helmet and strange black and orange outfit appeared at the entrance way. His red eyes were fixated on Trevor who stared right back at him. W00t stood behind Trevor in waiting. When the champ turned to face W00t he was met with a big WKO finisher. 1-2-3! W00t won the match and the Global World Championship! After the match Poo and Franky re-entered the ring and stared down W00t before all three turned their attentions to the final former champion. The mysterious man was joined by HOT and the shadowy minons as they watched the beatdown. Then finally the mysterious leader of this movement appeared on the big screen. ChaotiX has taken a big hit tonight, and the W00t era has begun. M's and KYO felt the pain of fire while the Sons of Anarchy put a stop to the reign of the Lovekick Connection. In the midst of all this two of the three mysterious figures have been revealed. But who are they and what are their intentions. The answers may come with the revelation of the third...



EBW: Final Four
Summer
PPV

1. Hybrid Tag ChaotiX vs. S.T.U
Kamen Rider Tack/Moz beat Shark #1/Funky Shark Ninja w/Shark #2 (9:09) when Tack hit the Rider Kick on Shark #1.
2. EBW Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Match
Little Mac/Master Lu beat Rude/Kung Foo (10:43) when Master Lu hit the Starstorm Alpha on Kung Foo.
3. Super C-X-J Cup Semi Final
Fuel beat Shadow (14:02) with the Ring of Fire.
4. Super C-X-J Cup Semi Final
Rey Dorado beat Hoodlum (12:56) with the Full Circle.
5. Ladder Match
EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship
Given/Taken beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) (18:32) when Given grabbed the titles to become the NEW EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions!
6. Super C-X-J Cup Finals
Fuel beat Rey Dorado (10:10) with the Ring of Fire to win the Super C-X-J Cup!
7. Final Four Match
EBW Women's Championship #1 Contender
Erica beat Samus, Paula, and Val (14:48) when Paula was eliminated to become the EBW Women's Championship #1 Contender.
8. Unsanctioned Match
Ness beat Masked Lanta (9:06) with a SMAAAAAAASH!
9. Inferno Match
EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Danny Leung vs. The Great KYO(c) (13:10) ended in a No Contest.
10. Do or Die Match
EBW Women's Championship
Tracy(c) beat M's Style (10:55) with a Roll Up Pin.
11. Final Four Match
Global World Championship
W00t beat Poo, Franky, and Trevor Mach(c) (16:49) with a WKO on Trevor to become the 2nd Global World Champion!

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(A Note From Trevor Machismo: It might be 2009, but it's still 2008 in the Awesomeverse. Keep that in mind when reading this post. :D)


Card for Last Clash 2008 already announced! E-1 Climax: The Elite!

Just hours after the historic and brutal Final Four, Mr. Poochyfud has already announced the full card for Last Clash 2008, that will air as a TV special on New Years Eve! This is the first year that EBW will produce a special to compete with PIXEL's annual New Years MMA event. This just goes to show you how much EBW has grown since March 2006. The show is packed and sure to please EBW fans tuning in on New Years. The action will kick off with a C-X-J Elimination Team Battle, that will feature Super C-X-J Cup Winner Fuel teaming with Ultimo Munk, and all three members of ChaotiX's Lovekick Connection, as they battle Shadow, the new EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Sons of Anarachy, and the old teammates Funky Shark Ninja and Kung Foo. Then we'll see a mini-tournament to crown a new EBW 2nd Belt Champion, as the title was vacated following the burning and disappearance of The Great KYO. The semi-finals will see two Triple Threat matches, with a winner from each going on to face each other later in the night. But that was just the beginning of the big announcements, and the next one was a bombshell...



The E-1 Climax Tournament returns on the same night! This year's singles tournament has been titled The Elite, and will only feature four of the top fighters in EBW. The four participants announced are former Global World Champion Trevor Mach, former EBW Champion and 2006 E-1 Climax Winner Franky, Multi-time 2nd Belt and Tag Champion Poo, and finally the legendary multi-time World Champion Little Mac! These four elite fighters will clash to detirmine who will be the 2008 E-1 Climax Winner! Trevor Mach will face Franky while Little Mac battles Poo. After the beating he received at Final Four, can the former champ get sweet revenge on the leaders of S.T.U and Iron Mafia, and achieve the prize that has alluded him since joining EBW? Can Poo overcome a legend and a rival to achieve the top prize in wrestling tournaments? Will Franky become a 2-time E-1 Winner? Will the legend reach the top once again? We'll find out at Last Clash!

The final match will actually take place after midnight, when we'll see the first wrestling match of 2009! New Global World Champion W00t will immediately have his hands full as he defends the belt against Ness. The former champ and 2007 E-1 winner is finally getting another shot at the belt after his victory over Masked Lanta. Will W00t reign in 2009 or will Ness finally return to championship glory? Tune in to this big special and find out!




EBW Last Clash 2008
Battle Dome
BTV!/MN-4 (TV Special)

1. C-X-J Elimination Team Battle
Fuel/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz/Ultimo Munk vs. Shadow/Given/Taken/Kung Foo/Funky Shark Ninja
2. EBW 2nd Belt Mini-Tournament Semi-Final
Tack vs. Captain Strong vs. Mr. Scary vs. Shark #1
3. EBW 2nd Belt Mini-Tournament Semi-Final
Danny Leung vs. Rude vs. Slayer vs. Shark #2
4. ChaotiX vs. Iron Sisters -Tribulation-
Paula/Jan/Nani vs. Tracy/Erica/Val
5. E-1 Climax: The Elite Semi-Final -Chaos-
Trevor Mach vs. Franky
6. E-1 Climax: The Elite Semi-Final -Tactics-
Poo vs. Little Mac
7. EBW 2nd Belt Mini-Tournament Final
? vs. ?
8. E-1 Climax: The Elite Final -The One-
? vs. ?
9. First Battle 2009
Global World Championship
W00t(c) vs. Ness

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Nerdler: Nerdler here.....

Mr. Poochyfud: Not now Nerdler! I don't want to hear from you or your Nerd Squad. This is serious business and we have no time for games! Tonight is Last Clash 08, where we celebrate the best fighters of the year, while looking towards the future and what it has in store. I hope you fan enjoy this fantastic show tonight. But I'm not just here to talk about that. I'm here to address whoever it is that is trying screw with my company! I don't know who you are but I know that I have a BIG PROBLEM with whoever is running this little operation. You tried to take us down with your hostile takeover of NCW and we beat you! Now you employ this shadowy band of characters who have done nothing but cause mayhem and destruction! Because of you my fighters are paranoid of some impending doom! They worry about some conspiracy first talked about 25 years ago! Because of you I have a wrestler in the burn ward and another that is M.I.A! I have a title that is vacant, and a whole world of other problems. I blame myself for letting this cat and mouse game go on for as long as it has. But that's over now. I'll find out who this "mysterious leader" is and the wrestlers of EBW will shut him up once and for all.....Happy New Year EBW.



Ness: Tonight is the last EBW show of 2008. Tonight is the Last Clash! Things are getting out of control here in EBW and that's just the way ChaotiX likes it. We work best under pressure. I'm under alot of pressure tonight as I get my first shot at the Global World Championship! I want that title, not just for me, but for ChaotiX. The era of W00t is going to be a short one, and the first EBW World Heavyweight Champion will become the new Global World Champion!

Trevor Mach: It has not been a good week for Mr. Machismo. Sure I lost the title, but more importantly I had to watch M's Style get burned and taken away. She's recovering in he hospital right now, and hopefully she's resting. But if you happen to be watching right now I want you to know that I'm fighting tonight for you. I know you wouldn't want me to stop, and luckily I don't know how to stop. I'm going for my first E-1 Climax singles win, and I'm dedicating it to you. So just sit back and relax. I'm going to win this for us. Then, I'm going to get to the bottom of this "conspiracy" in EBW....this shadow organization. I'm going to find out who they are, what they want, and then I'm going to shut em down! My personal stalker finally showed his face....so to speak. Big mistake.....cause now I know who I'm looking for....and I'm coming after you.



W00t: What did I tell you?! I told you I would become Global World Champion didn't I?! I told you and I'm ALWAYS right! It's a new era in EBW.....MY era! Of course the higher ups don't like that, so they are playing politics and trying to get the belt back on one of their "golden boys". A lousy win in a non-sanctioned match does not qualify you to stand up to me! Ness, you haven't been a REAL contender for the belt since 2006! What have you done lately? I've booted Brawler SWIFT out of EBW, taken down Trevor Mach, and won the Global World Championship! What have you done? Think about that.



W00t: I was wondering when you two would show.

Franky: I'm not one to be rushed, and I had to give this some serious thought.

Poo: Yeah.....same here.

W00t: Did you do what I suggested? Did you "trim the fat?"

Poo: Yeah, I booted Kung Foo out of Iron Mafia days ago.

Franky: I did the same with Funky Shark Ninja.

W00t: Excellent, you'll soon see why that was a good call.

Franky: I'm not sure about that.

Poo: What you're suggesting is crazy.

W00t: No, it's probably the best idea given the circumstances. It's time for a new dynasty in EBW, and that involves some..."changes". That's where I come in. You'll see that I'm right tonight. You don't have to agree with me right now. Wait until your E-1 matches tonight. I think you'll see why this is not only a needed change, but the best thing for all parties involved....well...most of the parties involved. No, this idea is not crazy, quite frankly it is......perfection.



Coming off the heels of a historic and blood soaked Final Four pay per view, EBW held the Last Clash 08 special on New Year's Eve! The show is a practical continuation of Final Four, as the rivalries that were either created there or continued there would be escalated further. The final show of 2008 was competing against the PIXEL New Year's show, so they needed a huge card from top to bottom to appeal to the fans. That is exactly what they delivered. the final show of 2008 kicked off with a huge team elimination battle, as Fuel, Ultimo Munk, and Lovekick Connection took on The Sons of Anarachy along with Kung Foo and Funky Shark Ninja. Foo and Ninja were apparently released from S.T.U and Iron Mafia earlier this week. The rumor was confirmed earlier on the show by Poo and Franky. It seems in that time that they have aligned with Shadow and have joined the Sons of Anarchy. They came out in new attire very similar to the new EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Given and Taken. Before the match began Shadow had something to say...



Shadow: The Sons of Anarchy are currently the best thing going in wrestling. The sadistic nature of these brother mixed with my own personal skills and experience have made us unstoppable. Now I welcome two more members into our "family" These two have been laughed at and cast aside, but keep in mind they are also former EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions. They just needed to be reminded what got them there. Not rediculous gimmicks, but skill and ability. Mix in my own personal brand of carnage and these two have been reborn. Kung Foo will now be known as Grudge, while Funky Shark Ninja is now known as Anguish. The Sons of Anarchy....a family of carnage.

The Sons of Anarchy are stronger then ever, but standing up to them is a team consisting of former EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions, one half of the former EBW Tag Team Champions, a Best of the C-X-J winner, and most recently the Super C-X-J Cup winner Fuel. Looking at those stats you could tell that we were in for one hell of a fight, and that's exactly what we got. Alot of clashing styles made for an interesting contest. Given and Munk started off the match with a heated exchange that saw Munk whip the sadist into the ropes before picking him up and hitting a  Running slingshot sitout powerbomb. He was obviously trying to get a quick pin for his team, but Given was able to grin and bare it. He then changed up his strategy by locking in the Munk Sleeper, but Given seemed unphased. Even when he got Given down and hit his Corkscrew Moonsault he was unable to keep him down. With Ultimo Munk worn out, Given went on the offensive with a series of hard elbows and knees, and hitting a hard Leg hook brainbuster. With Munk down, Given and Taken set him up for the Doomsday Device and the pin. Munk was out and Moz was in next. Given tagged in Grudge, who quickly ran across the ring and floored the newest Lovekick member with a palm to the face. The move to the Sons of Anarchy has obviously given the former Kung Foo new life. But he underestimated Moz, who captured him in several quick submissions before finally tapping him out with a Sharpshooter. Anguish avenged the pin a couple minutes later, after Moz was whipped into the S.O.A corner and they proceeded to beat him down to the mat. Anguish capped that off with a Shooting Star Press. Anoter pin and another man down. Fuel was acting as defacto leader of his team and volunteered to go in next. Coming off all his recent momentum, he was able to overwhelm Anguish and take him out with the Firestarter. A few minutes later Jamie OD and Taken were busy exchanging hard blows, much like they did at Final Four. OD managed to take Taken down with a Pele Kick, then came at him with the Penatly Kick, but Taken grabbed the leg and grabbed Jamie's throat, before taking him down with a Leg trap chokeslam. A pin later and it was 3 on 2 in S.O.A's favor. But less then a minute later Sal Paradise was able to even the odds and avenge OD by tapping out Taken with a Paradise Lock. Shadow and Sal fought for a couple of minutes until Shadow hit the Shadow Driver and put Paradise away. It was now up to Fuel. Shadow and Given took turns tagging in and wearing down Fuel, but the youngster fought on and actually managed to knock out Given with his new Ring of Fire finisher. This left just Shadow and Fuel. Shadow has hated Fuel since season 2 of TUE, and his ruthlessness in the ring made it obvious that the hatred was growing. Fuel was physically burned out after holding off Shadow and Given, but he managed to continue on and even almost hit his Ring of Fire, which would probably have won him the match. But Shadow flipped him over, picked him back up, and finished off Fuel with a Shadow Driver. 1-2-3! The Sons of Anarchy win the match. The "family of carnage" is going to be a force to be reckoned with in 2009.

The next two matches were the semi-final matches of a mini-tournament to crown a new EBW 2nd Belt Champion. When the 2nd Belt match at Final Four ended in a no contest and the champion went missing, a new champion would need to be crowned before 2009. The first match was a hard hitting strong style contest featuring Kamen Rider Tack, Captain Strong, Mr. Scary, and Shark #1. Scary had to surrender his knife before entering the ring, but he was just as brutal without it and floored the other three wrestlers right away. It took all three of them to subdue him, but then they had to focus on each other. Tack once again frustrated Strong like he's done in the past, while Shark #1 got in a sneak shot whenever possible. With Mr. Scary back in the fold it became very competitive but in the end Tack captured victory after a Rider Kick to Captain Strong. He moves on to the final match later tonight. In the second bout of the mini tournament, Rude, Danny Leung, Slayer, and Shark #2 fought for the other spot in the finals. This match saw much of the same as the first. Slayer was the loose cannon of the match and every one else in the ring had to be cautious around the other half of Scare Tactics. This match saw Rude snake his way to victory as Danny Leung had just hit the Emo Cutter on Shark #2, when Rude tossed him out of the ring, picked the Shark back up, and downed him with Tha Rulebreaka. Rude wins the match, and will now take on Tack later in the evening to detirmine a new EBW 2nd Belt Champion. We now know for sure that we'll see a brand new 2nd Belt champ.

After the events of the women's title match at Final Four, the Iron Sisters now have another member. The woman who claimed to be M's Style's biggest fan had betrayed her and shot a fireball into her face. Now, Erica has aligned herself with Tracy and Val. The trio that would try to avenge M's would be the ChaotiX trio of Paula, Jan, and Nani. Despite the best efforts of Team ChaotiX, they found themselves overwhelmed without the leadership of M's. Paula tried to lead the group despite still showing signs of injury from the Final Four beatdown. Nani found herself getting more and more frustrated as the fight progressed. By the time Erica downed Paula with the GTF, Nani was already storming to the back. Jan didn't know whether to stop her or try to save Paula. The ChaotiX team has been left in disarray thanks to the Iron Sisters. After the match Nerdler tried to interview Erica to find out why she betrayed M's and joined the Sisters, but she simply smirked and said watch X-tasy for the answers to any questions you have. She has found a her place in the Iron Sisters and with the title and the #1 contender spot in their control they are currently unstoppable.



Next up was the highly anticipated opening matches in the 2008 E-1 Climax. For three years the tournament has been all about excellence, all about being the best. Tonight's tournament would be no different. It would be a little different this time though, as only 4 of the most elite in EBW would get a shot at E-1 glory. With W00t defending his belt against Ness tonight that left Franky, Poo, Little Mac, and Trevor Mach. The former champion Trevor would take on Franky, while Little Mac fought Poo. First up, Mr. Machismo would have a score to settle with Franky, after the beat down from last week and Final Four. This one was a total strike fest, with both fighters going all out the moment the bell sounded. Despite just having an epic battle at Final Four these two showed no signs of injury. They stood toe to toe in the center of the ring exchanging punches for awhile until Franky whipped Trevor into the corner and drove and elbow into his face. As the fight progressed Trevor's right eye began to swell up, but that didn't stop him from landing a big punch himself that cut Franky's cheek open.  Franky responded with a spinning backfist and a kick to the gut that left Trev open to Franky's Shouten. But he kicked out and one and quickly climbed back to his feet, where he traded more punches with Franky. This time Trevor took control after landing a vicious headbutt, a scooped up Franky for a Trevorplex!, but Franky kicked out as well. The back and forth action continued again for several more minutes. Franky took the momentum with a quick eye gouge and proceeded to rip part of Trevor's shirt off and choked him with it. Trevor somehow managed to fip Franky over him and push him towards the ropes. As Franky turned around Trevor came at him with a Busaiku Knee Kick and floored him. 1-2-3 and Trevor goes to the finals of his first E-1 Climax! Next up Poo took on the legend Little Mac. Rude of course came out to watch, as his biggest nemesis in involved in the match. Master Lu also came out to even things out. Poo isn't a big fan of Mac either and went all out on him, but Mac's strikes are unmatched and it made it really hard for Poo to get in close. But the underhanded tactics of Rude made it a little easier, an after several distractions Poo was able to overcome Little Mac and beat him after a Starstorm OMEGA. Rude once again cheats Little Mac out of a possible victory, and the fight they had outside the ring immediately after the fight shows that this feud is reaching a boiling point. It's not gonna be Trevor Mach vs. Poo in the finals of the E-1 Climax later tonight.



The finals of the mini-tournament to crown a new EBW 2nd Belt Champion saw Kamen Rider Tack face off with Rude in a show stealing contest. Despite Rude's best attempts to cheat to win, Tack would not allow and the entire crowd was on his side. Kick after kick send Rude flying. Tack was definately on fire for this one.  A Rider Kick seemed to seal the deal, until W00t of all people ran down to ringside and grabbed Tack's foot. As he turned to look W00t, Rude popped back up and hit his Rulebreaka! 1-2-3 and Rude steals the match and the EBW 2nd Belt Championship. After the match Rude looked on as W00t jumped into the ring with a sledgehammer in hand. As Tack tried to get to his feet W00t smashed his rider helmet to pieces and sent him back down to the mat. W00t and Rude and stared at each other for a moment before the Global World Champion left to allow Rude to celebrate his title win. Danny Leung quickly came to chase him off but the damage was already done. The self proclaimed franchise now has gold.



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WAR!

EBW has constantly found itself in a conflict in one way or another. But never before has the entire roster been split in half like it is now! In the C-X-J Division we have Fuel and Ultimo Munk siding with ChaotiX's Lovekick Connection as they go to war with the first family of carnage Sons of Anarchy. Then of course we have ChaotiX now battling the W00t's newly formed faction Perfection. This new force includes the elite of S.T.U and Iron Mafia, with W00t as the mastermind that brought it all together. So in the midst of some shadow organization making a move on EBW, we find ourselves once again in a civil war that will kick off EBW 2009.



VS.



First X-cite of 2009 Card Announced!

Fresh off the Last Clash 08' PPV, we now have the card scheduled for the first X-cite of 2009. It will also be the first X-cite of the recently rebranded Awesome Television Boogaloo! The tv station that first brought EBW to your screens is now rebranding itself as hip and edgy. The big news for EBW is that Boogaloo! is now promoting EBW as it's flagship product! To celebrate EBW is throwing a huge show complete with two titles matches! The action will begin with a big Lumberjack Match, with Moz and Grudge doing battle while Lovekick and S.O.A stand at ringside. Super C-X-J Cup Winner Fuel will team with Ultimo Munk and C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado as they battle Shadow, Anguish and P+P's Hoodlum in interpromotional action. Then the war begins as Danny Leung and Lovekick take on EBW 2nd Belt Champion Rude and the Sharks in hybrid action.



What was going to be a 2-on-2 tag title match will now be a three team battle, as the former heated rivals Poo and Franky have put aside their differences for Perfection and challenged the champs and the challengers to be added into the match. Franky and Poo are actually former EBW Tag Team Champions, and it looks like they might get to be champs again as the others teams answered their challenge. So now it's EBW Tag Team Champions Trevor Mach and Ness defending the belts against Little Mac and Master Lu of Team Legend, and Franky and Poo of Perfection. The new war has now enveloped the tag title scene.



In the main event W00t will once again have to defend the Global World Championship. Since #1 contender and E-1 Climax winner Trevor Mach will be busy defending the tag belts, Kamen Rider Tack is getting his first shot at the world title. W00t cost Tack the 2nd Belt as Last Clash, and Mr. Poochyfud felt that it was only fair that Tack got a shot at W00t's belt. So the main event will also see ChaotiX vs. Perfection action. The new war is most definately on!

EBW: X-cite HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo!/MN-4

1. Lovekick-Anarchy Lumberjack Match!
Moz vs. Grudge
2. Interpromotional C-X-J
Fuel/Ultimo Munk/Rey Dorado vs. Shadow/Anguish/Hoodlum
3. ChaotiX vs. Perfection
Danny Leung/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Rude/Shark #1/Shark #2
4. ChaotiX vs. Legend vs. Perfection
EBW Tag Team Championship
Trevor Mach/Ness(c) vs. Little Mac/Master Lu vs. Franky/Poo
5. ChaotiX vs. Perfection
Global World Championship
W00t(c) vs. Kamen Rider Tack

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Nerdler: Nerdler and the Nerd Squad here with Kamen Rider Tack. Now tonight on this special X-cite you've got alot on your plate. Perfection begins its war with ChaotiX and you get a shot at the Global World Championship. How do feel heading into tonight?

Kamen Rider Tack: I feel ready baby! I'm pumped for tonight. I've heard from everyone that it was only a matter of time before I entered the main event and that time is now! I've found my character, and my confidence in the ring....as well as with the ladies. W00t has become a villain, and every villain must face a hero. You're looking at that hero. HENSHIN!



The first X-cite of 2009 got off to a big start. Kamen Rider Tack was ready for his date with destiny, and in the ring W00t was ready to address "his people", as the era of W00t and Perfection was about to begin.



W00t: Welcome to the first X-cite of 2009! I am your Global World Champion W00t and this........is PERFECTION! The most elite unit ever created in EBW. Two factions that hated each other have come together because I saw the impressive potential they had. Divided they were weak and falling behind to that insufferable Trevor Mach and ChaotiX, but now we are perfect! Tonight the W00t era offically begins. The time for Perfection is now. Even though I have to deal with Tack tonight I can promise you that by the end of the evening not only will I still be champion, but Perfection will have even more gold! Franky and Poo have come to realise that despite their differences they are an unstoppable tag team and they will be the top team in EBW! All of this has been made possible by yours truly. Well me and whoever the hell has been disrupting EBW lately. You gave me all the opportunity I needed to seize power. Welcome to the era of W00t EBW. Things are going to be alot different now.



Nerdler: Nerdler here with....

W00t: Out of my way Nerdler, I've got important things to do. I'm a very busy man.

Shark #1: Hey boss hang on a sec. We need to talk

W00t: What is it?

Shark #2: Well out there just a minute ago you told everyone that Franky and Poo are going to be the top team in EBW. We were kind of wondering where that leaves us?

W00t: Where that leaves you? It leaves you with a prime opportunity. When I said top team, I was talking about EBW Tag Team Champions. But Perfection ALSO needs to obtain the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles. The way I see it you two are the veteran team in EBW. You've been here longer then me, hell, you were at the first show. You've got the talent and experience, but you've hit a rough spot. You need something new.....you need a new challenge! You can become the first team ever to have held both sets of EBW titles. This will not only be good for you but it will be good for Perfection, since it brings us more gold and keeps it out of the hands of ChaotiX. Tonight, you'll get a taste of C-X-J in your 6-man match. Get a feel for it, then drop a little weight and learn the style. You'll find that it will be the best move for you.

Shark #1: You really think so?

W00t: You know it's true, cause I'm the one telling you.

We then went back to the ring for out first match, as Lovekick Connection and the Sons of Anarchy surrounded the ring. Moz and Grudge would be doing battle in a Lumberjack Match. This was a highly exciting match with some quick exchanges and near falls early on. Sal and Jamie had to keep and eye on Given and Taken on the outside, as the C-X-J Tag Team Champs tried to get shots in whenever they could. Grudge fell out of the ring a couple minutes into the match but the S.O.A prevented Lovekick from getting to him. Sal and Jamie returned the favor later on when Grudge powerbombed Moz out of the ring! That big move was just one example of Grudge's changing moveset. He was fighting with much harder hitting power moves, while still not afraid to go high risk. Other then one dropkick to the face, Moz tried to take it to the mat and go for the submission. He even managed to lock in his Sharpshooter, but Taken helped Grudge get to the ropes. When Moz tried to take a swing at Taken, Grudge turned him around and introduced him to his new finisher, the Ju-on (Fisherman Buster) and pinned him for the win. Sons of Anarchy pick up another win in their feud with Lovekick, and the first family of carnage is establishing dominance.



More C-X-J action followed as Fuel, Ultimo Munk, and the C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado took on Shadow, Anguish, and P+P's Hoodlum in interpromotional action. Hoodlum seems like a perfect ally to the growing forces of the Sons of Anarchy. His rudo rulebreaking perfectly compliments the brutal style. Fuel and Rey Dorado also prove to be a great team whenever they work together, despite the fact that they are technically rivals. At one point they hit a double dropkick on Shadow from both sides. With no where to fall, Shadow stumbled around the ring before inadvertantly falling on Aguish and tagging him in. The fans had a good laugh at that one. Ultimo Munk was the wildcard, as he continues to find a niche for himself in the C-X-J Division. Once again we saw alot of quick action and near falls. Shadow and Hoodlum were especially brutal as they targetted Fuel and slowly wore the young fighter down. Rey Dorado also had a target on his back, as Shadow seemed hell bent on taking the champ down. He was able to do so, but only after Anguish delivered a headbutt that sent the staggering Dorado straight into the waiting Shadow and his Shadow Driver. Anguish also knocked Rey's foot off the ropes before the ref noticed. A cheap victory for the S.O.A/Hoodlum alliance, but a victory none the less. Shadow grabbed the mic after the match and demanded to be added into the upcoming title match between Fuel and Rey Dorado. The leader of S.O.A might now be on a path towards gold.



The battle between ChaotiX and Perfection would offically begin next as Danny Leung, Sal Paradise, and Jamie OD battled new EBW 2nd Belt Champion Rude, Shark #1, and Shark #2. The Sharks would get their first taste of C-X-J, and Lovekick was happy to oblige, and introduced them to high risk high flying style. The Sharks are more used to the technical/power side of the game, so they were overwhelmed early on, but quickly started picking up on it. When Shark #1 hit a hurracanrana on Jamie that sent him straight into a waiting Shark #2 that then hit a powerbomb, you could tell they were gaining confidence. Danny's injuries from his bloody battles with KYO were beginning to show, and the Perfection opportunist Rude exploited that by kicking Danny in his heavily bandaged ribs and knees. The 2nd Belt Champion then hit Tha Rulebreaka and held onto the ropes as he got the pin and the cheap win. The fight continued after the bell and security had to break things up. Looks like Perfection wins the first strike of the war, no matter how cheap that win is. On a side note, the enigmatic HOT was seen watching the match from the entrance way. But before he could make a move on the fighters in the ring, security appeared on the scene. A possible bloodbath was avoided.



Next up was the first of two big title matches. The ChaotiX super team of Trevor Mach and Ness would have the challenge of defending the EBW Tag Team Championships against both the legendary team of Little Mac and Master Lu, and the Perfection team of Franky and Poo. All out action ensued and the fans loved it. This was the first time that Trevor and Little Mac had faced each other since their epic MMA match at last year's Bushido PPV. Also four of the six fighter involved were the participants of the 2008 E-1 Climax. The fans definately got to see the elite of EBW battling over the tag titles. Franky and Poo worked well as a team just like they used to. Poo managed to drop Little Mac with the Starstorm OMEGA just as Franky downed Ness with the Shouten. Trevor and Lu both jumped into the ring and dropkicked the Perfection team out. They then each attacked the member of the opposing team before deciding to focus on each other. A hard kick to the ribs from Lu sent the former Global World Champ to his his knees. Franky and Poo re-entered the ring and ripped off Trevor's shirt, revealing that he was heavily bandaged. As they took turns stomping him, Ness was busy throwing elbows and both Mac and Lu. Mac tried to land his KO punch on Ness, but he ducked and the legend accidentally decked Lu. Ness kicked the stunned Mac in the gut and delivered the PK Thunderbomb. Before he could get the pin, HOT made his way to ringside from the crowd and climbed up to stare at him face to face. This brief interuption allowed Franky to grab Ness and hit the Shouten. Meanwhile, Trevor was busy trading punches with Poo, until he realised that his mysterious stalker had also come out to get in his face. Franky took the opportunity to hit the Starstorm OMEGA on the injured Trevor and scored the pin and the win. Franky and Poo are the new EBW Tag Team Champions. After the fight Ness ran after HOT, only to get a sledgehammer to the head! Mr. Poochyfud and security once again tried to restrain HOT. Meanwhile Trevor grabbed a chair and chased the other man to the back. All the while Poo and Franky stood staring at each other in the ring with their new belts. After some hesitation that shook hands and proceeded to stomp down an injured Little Mac. Total chaos in this title match, and another big win for Perfection.



The cameras went to the back as Trevor tore the backstage area apart as he searched out the mysterious character that has cost him so much.



Trevor Mach: HEY! Stop! Look, I don't know who you are or what you want from me, but this chair and I woud love to have a word with you.

?: I would like to have a word with you as well. I think the time has come for that.

Trevor Mach: I'm glad you're seeing things my way. Cause if you refused I was going to beat some answers out of you.

?: Good, I'm glad that you're so focused. I've been waiting for you to get this focused.

Trevor Mach: Focused? I'm not focused...I'm PISSED OFF!

?: Just like I suspected, it would take you losing almost everything to get your attention.

Trevor Mach: Yeah well you've got my attention. So tell me why you're here and what the hell you want!

?: I'm getting what I want just by seeing your anger. I'm here to see that things go as planned.....simple as that.

Trevor Mach: Simple as that?! You follow me around for months, you harrass M's Style, and now thanks to you she gets SET ON FIRE! That's not simple at all! That's a big freaking problem to me, and I'm not going to let you cause anymore harm.

?: I'm not responsible for what happened to M's Style. It is very unfortunate, and I wish that it didn't have to happen......but it did. It's all apart of a plan. It's a plan years in the making, and a plan to see that history repeats itself. It's all about.....time.

Trevor Mach: NO MORE RIDDLES! I WANT ANSWERS NOW!

?: I wasn't expecting this much of a change in you so soon.....but it's been so long that I forgot how much of a hothead you could be.

Trevor Mach: What are you talking about?

?: I'm afraid I can not say anymore then I have. My master beckons me not to. He is the one who controls me, HOT, and the cult. He is the one with the plan.....he is the one who is responsible for all the pain. If you want answers....talk to him. He's closer then he's ever been, and he will make himself known soon. He will pull the trigger, and all his plans will fall into place. The picture will become.....clear. Tell me.....do you care about M's Style?

Trevor Mach: Of course I do. I love her with all my heart.

?: She's in danger Trevor. Her pain will bring about the darkness. If you want to save her......you'll have to save yourself......and make the ultimate sacrifice. I don't expect you to understand, and by the time you figure it out for yourself.....it may be too late. But I want you to think about something. Think about what has happened since she's bee hurt. Think about what would happen if you lost her for good. What would you become?  Now if you'll excuse me I must be going.

Trevor Mach: I'm not through with you yet! At least give me a name to call you.

?: A name? You can call me......Malice Rider.

It was now main event time, as Kamen Rider Tack stepped up on behalf of ChaotiX to battle the leader of Perfection and the Global World Champion W00t. Tack really stepped up his game and showed that he is main event caliber. It was was hard strikes versus technical genius. Tack was able to stand up to W00t's best moves and even landed his Rider Kick, but Perfection showed up on the scene to make sure that their boss had the situation in hand. Trevor, Danny, and Ness tried to even the odds, but W00t had already pulled out enough dirty tricks to cheat his way into a win over Tack. A couple WKOs lead to a pin where W00t grabbed Tack's costume to make sure he couldn't tag out. W00t defends his title once again and Perfection goes 3-0 in their fight against ChaotiX tonight. The war isn't going well for ChaotiX, and even more danger appears to be just over the horizon.
 


EBW: X-cite HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo!/MN-4

1. Lovekick-Anarchy Lumberjack Match!
Grudge beat Moz (9:13) with the Ju-on Brainbuster.
2. Interpromotional C-X-J
Shadow/Anguish/Hoodlum beat Fuel/Ultimo Munk/Rey Dorado (12:41) with the Shadow Driver on Rey Dorado.
3. ChaotiX vs. Perfection
Rude/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Danny Leung/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (10:23) when Rude hit Tha Rulebreaka on Danny Leung.
4. ChaotiX vs. Legend vs. Perfection
EBW Tag Team Championship
Franky/Poo beat Trevor Mach/Ness(c) and Little Mac/Master Lu (18:55) when Poo hit the Starstorm OMEGA on Trevor Mach to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions.
5. ChaotiX vs. Perfection
Global World Championship
W00t(c) beat Kamen Rider Tack (14:03) with the WKO.

 

X-cite Card Revealed! Ness vs. HOT 2!

After the events of last night's X-perience, we have already recieved the card for next week's X-cite. We are of course getting the two C-X-J matches that Reno advertised last night, but we are also getting an Interpromotional C-X-J match between SOA leader Shadow and P+P's Bullet. Despite suffering injuries during the hardcore ironman match, Trevor Mach will lead Tack and Danny Leung in a match with Global World Champion W00t and the Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo. In the main event we will get the revenge match pitting Ness against the enigmatic hitman HOT. His strange actions have confused just about everyone in recent months. But now that KYO is missing he seems to be totally focused on taking Ness out of EBW. Will he succeed this week? Tune in and find out!

EBW: X-cite HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo!/MN-4

1. Interpromotional C-X-J
Shadow vs. Bullet
2. ChaotiX vs. Perfection
Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Danny Leung vs. W00t/Franky/Poo
3. EBW C-X-J Championship #1 Contender Triple Threat
Moz vs. Ultimo Munk vs. Picky Minch
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Ladder Match
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Slayer/Mr. Scary vs. Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Grudge/Anguish vs. Apple Kid/Jeff Andonuts
5. Revenge Match
Ness vs. HOT

First PPV of 2009: NEW YEAR RISING!

Also announced last night was the name of the first PPV of 2009. It will be called New Year Rising and will feature several big matches, as the factions in EBW continue their battles. So far only the two C-X-J matches have been made offical, but we expect more matches to be announced on X-cite and X-tasy this week.



EBW: New Year Rising
Battle Dome
PPV

1. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Cage Match
Given/Taken(c) vs. ?
2. EBW C-X-J Championship
Rey Dorado(c) vs. Fuel vs. Shadow vs. ?

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Danny Leung: *sigh* Boy, things are certainly changing around here fast.....not like you...

Tack Angel: Not the best time for that Danny.

Danny Leung: Sorry, I just have no idea where Nani has been lately. I mean I know the ladies have their own show now, but she still used to come watch me compete.

Ness: Listen up guys, this is a dark time for us right now. The odds are against us and we've become the underdogs. Tonight, you three are taking on W00t, Franky, and Poo in a 6-man tag. But it's more then just a normal match. Trevor and I agree that it's time to up the stakes and try to end the rise of Perfection while we still have time. That's why we agreed that tonight's match will be an End of a Faction Match. One way or another ChaotiX or Perfection will be gone tonight. We've all come to be good friends....a family really, but drastic times call for drastic measures. With Lovekick busy fighting off the Sons of Anarachy, and Trevor and I having to deal with the outside force, we figure it's best to....

Trevor Mach: Go out with a bang. If we're going down....we're taking them with us.

Tack Angel: Trevor, are you ok?

Ness: He's got alot going on Tack. He has to deal with this Malice Rider, and whoever the hell is pulling his strings. At the same time I have to deal with HOT. I don't know what his problem is, but after what he did to Paula last week he's definately started something with me that's not going to nd till I take this bat and SMAAAAAASH it right into his face!

Danny Leung: Ok just for the record, when did HOT get so psychotic? I mean didn't he used to be a charismatic "Treasure Hunter"? Is anyone else curious about what's up with that? If not I'll shut up.

Ness: No, you're not the only one. But we have alot of unanswered questions. Like who is behind all of this? What do Malice Rider and HOT want? What do they want with M's and what is she hiding?

Trevor Mach: Watch it Ness.

Ness: Sorry Trev, but something is going on there. She's been hiding something since the day she first appeared on The Ultimate EBW. This guy seems to know about it.

Trevor Mach: She wouldn't hide anything from me!

Ness: Hey relax! I'm not trying to pick a fight. Look, I know you've been on edge since M's was hurt, and it's even worse now that she has gone missing. All we can do right now....is our jobs.

Tack Angel: We'll do it together. You might think that you are alone in this, but you're not. Even if ChaotiX falls tonight, we'll always be a family.

Ness: Let's go out there and settle this!

Malice Rider: They still have hope.....what about you?

Trevor Mach: What is there to be hopeful for?

Malice Rider: She's still in danger...you know that right?

Trevor Mach: Of course I do. But what can I do?

Malice Rider: You stand at a crossroads. If you give in.....it will all happen again.

Trevor Mach: Once again I have no clue what you're talking about. But I won't ever give up on her......I love her.

Malice Rider: Then perhaps their is hope.

Trevor Mach: You continue to puzzle me. Are you trying to help me or what?

Malice Rider: Make no mistake.....I am interested in your...."progress", but I have my orders and I will carry them out!

Trevor Mach: Then bring it on...



Nerdler: Nerdler here with the newly appointed booker of EBW, Reno. While Mr. Poochyfud investigates the sinister plot at work behind the scenes, you will be in charge of EBW and make the decisions. Now I have to ask, why is that you booked several C-X-J matches on top of what could be a historic match, as ChaotiX takes on Perfection one last time.

Reno: I'm glad you asked Nerdler. That was actually Mr. Poochyfud's last call before handing over power. He wanted to knock W00t down a peg or two. I would have made this huge match the main event, but he is more interested in this "plot". We differ on a few viewpoints, but I respect his decisions and will uphold them. But after tonight I personally make all the calls.

Nerdler: Now we are just a week away from the first PPV of 2009 New Year Rising. What do you have planned for the big main event?

Reno: Well I'm actually working on that right now! EBW Women's will get the top spot on the card, but I have something planned myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have a word with Perfection.

Nerdler: Well, we can certainly look forward to an action packed X-cite tonight! Hey.....where's Nerf and Nervert?



The road to New Year Rising has begun. Wars are breaking out between everyone it seems. Chaos runs rampant, as we head into tonight's X-cite. A faction will end, #1 contenders will be decided, and Ness and HOT will battle in a revenge match. Perfection has already made their mark in the ring, but now they've also got their own locker room and have posted their banners all over EBW arena. Tonight, we were introduced to the "Perfection VIP Table", where Global World Champion W00t and a heavily bandaged 2nd Belt Champion Rude were seated at ringside. During matches they would frequently interrupt the commentary with their own brand of announcing.



W00t: What a night to be watching EBW eh? Not only are we going to see the end of ChaotiX, but you've also got sexy duo of W00t and Rude sitting at ringside!

Rude: You know we make the money, and this is how we spend it. We've got money to burn ya feel me?

W00t: Hey Rude, go make Nerdler bring us some popcorn. Tonight's gonna be a fun night.

The in-ring action kicked off with an exciting Interpromotional C-X-J battle. The father of the first family of chaos Shadow, faced off against popular P+P fighter Bullet. The action was intense, as Bullet was able to go toe to toe with Shadow in the chain wrestling department. Bullet tried to take control early on by dropkicking Shadow into the corner and attempting to deliver a high knee, but Shadow managed to grab him and turn it into a Powerbomb! More exciting action followed, as Bullet recovered and managed to hit another dropkick that sent Shadow out of the ring. The fans were clearly behind the P+P star as he leapt out of the ring and splashed right onto Shadow. The fans went crazy, but the cheers quickly turned to boos as Grudge and Anguish made their way out to the ring and attacked Bullet. The match was offically ended with a DQ win for Bullet, as Shadow and two of his "children" beat him down. As Grudge and Anguish kicked away at him, Shadow went under the ring and came back with three chairs. He proceeded to rip Bullet's mask off and place one chair on his head as Grudge and Anguish wailed away at him. C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado, P+P Founder Shing Kankichi, and Savage Claw II tried to make the save but the damage was already done.

Shadow: This is just a taste of what Power Play Wrestling can expect from my Sons of Anarchy! I declare war on your little promotion. We'll burn P+P to the ground! It's gonna be a scorched earth offensive! NO ONE WILL BE LEFT STANDING!

W00t: Wow, we need to get the Sons of Anarchy on our side.

Rude: Money talks man.



After the ring was cleared, it was time for the second bout, which was a bout of main event calibre. In fact, it really should have been the main event or at least higher up on the card, but the match was decided before the stakes were raised so high. Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, and Danny Leung battled the elite Perfection force of Global World Champion W00t, and the Tag Team Champions Poo and Franky. With so much at stake, both teams battled like it was their last fight. Trevor's recklessness returned as he risked injuring himself with his high impact offense. Tack has dropped the Kamen Rider gimmick to get serious and fight Perfection, but he still used his signature Rider Kick to deliver a punishing blow to Poo. If he would have gotten the chance to pin it may have been over, but Franky swooped in to deliver the Shouten. Danny jumped into the ring and kicked Franky in the gut before hitting a Facebuster. W00t snuck behind the Emo and hit his RKO. As W00t got to his feet, Trevor speared him and both fell out of the ring and hit the guardrail. They traded offense back and forth as the match continued on. Neither team was willing to give in. Late in the match Tack and Danny were both knocked out of the ring, and Perfection was taking turns punching at Trevor. The former champ was then whipped into the ropes and came back with a double lariat that took the tag champs down. W00t took a swing at Trevor, but he once again avoided the attack and caught W00t in a Cross Armbreaker! The fans went wild as W00t tried to fight out and preserve Perfection. Trevor had a vengeful look in his eyes as he attempted to rip W00t's arm off. Trevor's gaze suddenly shifted outside the ring, where Malice Rider stood. The slight distraction helped W00t get the ropes and save Perfection as well as his arm. Once again Malice Rider's distractions turned the tide, as W00t took Trevor down with a WKO and attempted the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor barely managed to escape and was then hit by another WKO. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor would not give up, but with Malice Rider at ringside, he was unable to focus and once again fell to the WKO. 1-2-3! The Global World Champion once again downed Trevor Mach, and by doing so closed the coffin on ChaotiX. The Perfection faction stood triumphant as the former Team ChaotiX stood in the ring, wondering what would happen next. Trevor just stared as Malice Rider, and watched him disappear in the crowd...



W00t: We're back from commercial break! Man, did you see how awesome Perfection was in the ring tonight? They took ChaotiX down once and for all! Doesn't matter where it took place on the card, cause THAT was the main event!

Rude: We're gonna have a Perfection party after the show! None of ya are invited cause....well you just don't have the cash for the cover charge.

W00t: Well we got a big match coming up later tonight that the Sharks SHOULD win, but if they don't it's obvious why. The odds have been stacked against them.

Rude: Well hey whatever they do it'll be perfection, ya know!

As the fans tried to recover from the sudden end of the ChaotiX faction, they were treated to a fast paced encounter between Lovekick's Moz, Ultimo Munk, and the returning Picky Minch. The final spot in the 4-way for the EBW C-X-J Championship was at stake, and all three fighters were hell bent on getting the shot at gold. Fuel, Shadow, and C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado looked on as the three did battle in the ring. Picky was dominant early on, and showed that he may be young, but he's become an experienced thanks to his time in P+P. Late in the match, Moz was unable to submit Picky, so he turned his attention to Ultimo Munk, who was hurting after a series of German Suplexes from Picky. He was able to lock in his Sharpshooter and submit Munk before Picky could stop him. Moz has quickly risen to the top of the division with this match and will now get a title shot at New Year Rising.



W00t: We need to recruit one of those singles fighters to bring that belt to us!

Rude: More bling for Perfection!

W00t: Time for that ladder match! This should be good!

The briefcase containing the title shot for the EBW C-X-J Tag Titles was hung above the ring for the next match. Sons of Anarchy, Lovekick Connection, Young Gunz, Sharks, and Scare Tactics would all do battle in a ladder match to see who would take on Given and Taken in a Cage Match at New Year Rising. This match was total madness, as the action went on in and out of the ring. Two ladders were brought out and used quite often, as the C-X-J stars found new and innovative ways to inflict damage. Slayer and Mr. Scary brought out a table and chairs to show that they were going to take full advantage of the situation. Just as the table was set up outside the ring, Grudge and Apple Kid were climbing a ladder to grab the case. The Sharks tipped the ladder over before they could reach the case and both fighters crashed into the table. Elsewhere, Jeff Andonuts was showing off his newly rounded out game but leaping off a ring post and delivering a wicked hurracanranna to Shark #1! The fans who haven't gotten to see much of P+P were truly shocked by his amazing progress. The former nerd was now a war machine! Slayer had chased Shark #2 up the entrance way and hit him over and over with a chair. W00t and Rude attempted to get involved, but Slayer pointed the chair at them and they both returned to their seats. Jamie OD had the bad luck of getting Mr. Scary's attention, and had to avoid getting hacked up with a knife. As this was going down Sal Paradise climbed the ladder to grab the case. Anguish attempted to crawl on the cables to get the case. As they both got close to the case they traded punches. Jamie evaded an attack by Mr. Scary and climbed the ladder himself to land a flying kick that sent Anguish back to the mat. With no resistance left, Sal grabbed the case and earned the tag title shot for Lovekick Connection.



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After the match we head backstage as Lovekick met up with their former ChaotiX teammates...



Tack Angel: Hey guys, congratulations on your big win tonight.

Sal Paradise: Thanks amigos, it's only a shame that ChaotiX is finished.

Trevor Mach: That's my fault. I allowed Malice Rider to get into my head again. I've been messing up alot.

Jamie OD: It ain't your fault. Those pansies in Perfection would be crying like the babies they are if it weren't for that punk in the helmet.

Moz: Do we know who that guy is yet?

Trevor Mach: I have no idea. He's preparing for an impending war.....but why does he continue to warn me? These mind games are pissing me off. In any case, ChaotiX was a great faction while it lasted. We had alot of fun, but now isn't the time for fun. ChaotiX was a faction designed for fun, but it's time to put childish things away. We're still a team....

Tack Angel: We're a family. All of us here and our counterparts in EBW Women's.....we're a family.

Trevor Mach: You're right, and I don't want to let the family down anymore. We're going to settle this issue with Malice Rider, HOT, and whoever is pulling the strings of this conspiracy. Then we're going to focus back on Perfection. We will represent EBW for now on.

Ness: Things have been bad before and we've come out of it alright. It's always darkest before dawn, and it's time for a turning point. Malice Rider has felt the need to talk in riddles, but I will beat the truth out of HOT. I will find out want he and his "master" want once and for all!

Reno: I think you might want to focus on the upcoming PPV. You all have huge matches at the show. Moz is getting his shot in the C-X-J 4-way, Lovekick gets their rematch against S.O.A in a Cage Match, and then we have the main event, that will see Trevor and Ness find two teammates to take on W00t, Rude, Franky, and Poo in an elimination team battle.

Ness: Well that one is easy. We'll go with Tack and Danny.

Reno: I'm afraid you can't. I have them booked to open the show against Scare Tactics in a Table Match. So you need to find two partners and let me know who you have in mind later this week on X-perience.

Trevor Mach: .....

Ness: .....

Nerdler: Well it looks like the card for New Year Rising is rounding out! It's gonna be a huge show at Battle Dome! Now....if only I knew where the Nerd Squad was?

Nerdler didn't have to wonder much longer as the camera cut to the interview area where HOT was beating down Nerf and Nervert!



HOT: Are you watching this Ness?! You want answers?! Why am I doing this? WHY NOT! It's nothing personal Ness, I just follow orders. Who says I have to have a rhyme or reason to anything? I was told to recruit the Cult of KYO to our cause, but setting him on fire was all me! I just felt like hurting him, just like I feel like hurting these two right now! It's nothing personal.....I just enjoy senseless random violence! Tonight you will know what that feels like. My employer has plans.....he has big plans. You think this is about wrestling? This is about setting off the beginning of the end. This is about the apocalypse! Before the world can burn my employer wants you taken OUT! If I have to kill you in that ring I will. Just remember......it's nothing personal.

The main event was up next. Fans knew right away that this had the potential to be a bloodbath. HOT's reign of sense ultra violence has lit a fire under Ness, who agreed to this match after Paula was threatened by HOT last week. Unlike the first encounter, this one was a sanctioned match and had the standard rules. Could HOT and Ness abide by those rules or would this spin out of control? This was quickly answered as Ness tossed his bat out of the ring and HOT dropped the chair he had brought before they locked up. HOT delivered a hard kick to Ness's ribs and whipped him into the corner. Ness reversed the situation and put HOT in the corner, where he then unleashed some hard punches and a dropkick. Ness quickly got back to his feet and delivered another dropkick, then another, and another. HOT took several hard shots before finally getting to his feet and dropping Ness with a hard lariat. He then dropped an elbow straight to Ness's face. Several more elbows later and Ness's nose was gushing with blood. This put Ness at a disadvantage, as the blood loss definately took its toll. But the first EBW champion refused to give up and showed his fighting spirit to the psychotic assassin HOT. HOT punched and kicked away at Ness, and seemed poised to end the match with his Massacre Barrage, but Ness quickly hit the PSI Rockin out of nowhere! 1-2-KICKOUT! Ness picked HOT up and delivered a PK Thunderbomb, but was still unable to keep HOT down. Several more Thunderbombs and HOT was continued to get up and ask for more. As Ness tried for another attack, HOT quickly grabbed a chair and bashed Ness over the head. This ended the match in a DQ but the brawl continued. Ness grabbed his bat and attempted retaliate with a SMAAAAAASSSHHHH! but suddenly Malice Rider entered the ring and disarmed Ness. Ness turned around to face him, that left him open to a hard German Suplex onto a chair from HOT. This brought out Trevor Mach, who hit HOT with a Busaiku Knee Kick before he knew what hit him.  He then grabbed the chair and took and took a swing at Malice Rider, but the mysterious man was out of the ring before it hit. As Malice Rider and HOT backed up the ramp they were quickly surrounded by the Cult. As Trevor and Ness decided on whether or not to attack, the mysterious instigator of this plot appeared on the screen. He was joined by another dark figure behind him.

?: If I were you I would stop right there. You have no idea what you are up against.

Trevor Mach: I think we do! We're up againsta couple of pansies that run everytime there is trouble! I don't know who you are, but if you're too afraid to show yourself then I'm going to break your little soldiers down, until I find you! I know you know where M's is and I want her back now! Then, Ness and I challenge Malice Rider and HOT to a non-sanctioned fight this week at X-perience......or out in the street right now! I don't care anymore! As HOT said this isn't about wrestling. You've made this damn personal and it's about time we settle this!

?: I couldn't agree more. This will be settled very soon. The pawns are falling into place, and the countdown is almost up. I'm afraid I can not give you M's as I am not holding her captive. She is doing what she wants to do. She is finally free of her chains. She is sooo close to reaching the potential i told her about all those months ago. Don't feel bad though Trevor, as you have your part to play too. I tell ya what.....you want a preview of what is to come? I will accept your challenge on behalf of my soldiers. They will meet you on X-perience in a non-sanctioned tag match. But it won't be in the ring. I want this fight this fight to go down in the streets of Saturn City. If you are willing to battle in a streetfight then you can have your match.

Ness: We accept!

?: Good, then I look foward to watching you in person. Why not have some fun? I already have my weapon. All I have to do is.......pull the trigger.

W00t: I don't know what the hell is going on here.....but I'm glad that we're staying out of it.

Rude: Word.



EBW: X-cite HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo!/MN-4

1. Interpromotional C-X-J
Bullet beat Shadow (11:31) via DQ.
2. ChaotiX vs. Perfection End of a Faction Match!
W00t/Franky/Poo beat Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Danny Leung (25:09) when W00t hit the WKO on Trevor Mach.
3. EBW C-X-J Championship #1 Contender Triple Threat
Moz beat Ultimo Munk and Picky Minch (10:25) by submitting Ultimo Munk with the Sharpshooter.
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Ladder Match
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Slayer/Mr. Scary, Shark #1/Shark #2, Grudge/Anguish, and Apple Kid/Jeff Andonuts (23:22) when Sal grabbed the contract.
5. Revenge Match
Ness beat HOT (14:02) via DQ.

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With the introduction of the Pertention Pricks in FTW I learned to feel again. I remembered what hope was...and not the fake hope you use to get elected I mean real HOPE! Then THEY appeared. Two more relics of the previous era in wrestling made their way into the cruddy asbestos filled FTW tent. When I saw that they were released to the land of future endeavours from the other place they were at I just had this feeling that it would lead to this. Sure enough I was right. Oh by the way, the reason I haven't said their names yet is that WWE owns them and if I said them I would get sued. Seriously, the guys in that company read the interwebz and threatened to sue last week. So for now on they are going by the names Triple Haitch and Heart Burn Kid.....so still HHH and HBK AKA who gives a damn. I just hope they don't appear on tonight's show...OH DAMN!



HHH: So this is FTW huh? I'm not impressed. It's not a real wrestling promotion unless I become a 50 time champion like I did in the other company. It had nothing to do with the fact that I married the bosses daughter....

HBK: You're rambling again.

HHH: Oh...sorry...that happens when you get old....ain't that right hair plugs?

HBK: Hey it'll fill in you as......butthead!

HHH: Now you're probably wondering what we're doing here. Well it has NOTHING to do with my wife leaving me for the much better....

HBK: Don't say his name! Wanna get sued?

HHH: ......Andy Rorton. We just needed a change! Anyways, it's time for use to come in here turn this place upside down. But not with our wrestling ability...oh no no...if I tried that I would tear my quads....again. We're here to deliver a combo of potty humor and childish skits that are sure to appeal to the 12-year-old fanbase that thinks that rapping guy in that other company is a GOD!

HBK: So get ready FTW! Triple Haitch and the Heart Burn KID are here! You can call us D-Generation LAST!

HHH: And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you...BLOW IT!

HBK: *sigh* This su.....is not very nice at all.

Wow that was stupid. Just like oWo, the new geezers on the block took up WAY too much time with promos. Hopefully we don't get another o......CRAAAAP!



Steve Borden: Welcome to ImPLANT. I'm sure Madamle has alot of crap in store for you...I mean he is the guy that hired oWo AND D-Generation LAST. I however, am the guy that wanted to bring in SWIFT and Generator to join Larmore. I'm also the man who will present to you a *sigh* "Super Awesome" Tag Team title match tonight when Larmore and Generator take on the champs WMP78 and Lobster Man. Other then that I have no clue what's going on nor do I care. But you can't say I'm not trying to be your PAL.

SWIFT: The Pertention Pricks are here to kick some ass tonight! Those fossils get in our way and they'll get owned...and by owned I mean I will beat them into a coma.

Larmore: When Generator and I win the belts tonight the drinks are on Madamle.....what?.....you didn't think I was paying did you? Man, *bleep* you bitches!

Generator: I just got here and I'm already getting a shot at gold. Damn I'm good, and it's about time respect was given.

Lobster Man: Where am I? Tell Tino that I'll have his money tommorow.

WMP78: Hey I am big fans of you guys! It'll be an honor to............blablaglblbagagagawoooooooooo.

Larmore: Dude......what the *bleep*?

And with that hopefully no more.....



Ike Madamle: Hey guys! How do you like having D-Generation LAST in FTW? Pretty cool huh? Hehe they wrote BOOB and ASS on the walls....hehe. That's funny....I'm not sure why. Anyways tonight they'll be taking on THE ZOMBIES! But I have EVEN BIGGER news about the super awesome and prestigious LOL Championship! To tell you all about it, I present FTW's newest hire, the best in the business.......DON WEST!

Don West: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! First Mr. Madamle, I want to thank you for this chance! I know tons about the wrestling business from the drop hook heel toe drop to the powerslammerbomb! I'm an encyclopedia of wrestling knowledge!

Ike Madamle: That's why I didn't hire the other guy. YOU'RE the professor. Plus you can help me sell ideas with your sales pitches!

Don West: Well how's this for a pitch! Tonight, you're gonna see something that is so awesome....that you're just gonna go "wow", because it's incredible and hasn't been done before. Tonight, the rules change on the LOL Championship. Instead of the awesome cheese matches we've been seeing we've got something better. LOL Champion Punch999 will have to defend against Retro Hippie, Chicken Man, and Mr. Flippy Floppy Jeff Harvey in a......TITLE ON A POLE ON A POLE MATCH! This is so awesome, the object of the match, is to place the title on a pole that is hanging from anothe pole. Then you take the pole with the title off the pole and place it on a pole across the ring!!! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! You get this match for free? That is awesome!

Ike Madamle: Couldn't have said it better myself!

SON OF A BITCH! Promo after promo and a POLE MATCH?!?!? I'm gonna be sick. I mean their is only so much that the Pertention Pricks can do to save this show. Hopefully they win the titles tonight. Yes, I am biased.....just like the media. Our first match saw the debut of D-Generation LAST as they took on the stinking piles of flesh known as The Zombies. All four of these men moved around the ring like they were dead. HBK was the only one to get in any offense but in between every move he stopped to make sure that his massive bald spot was covered by what little hair he has left up top. So comb over carried the match and won after a Sweet Chest Music. I say Sweet Chest Music cause we can't be getting sued PLUS he was no where close to reaching his chin. Haitch may have torn a quad, but not before spraying the word poop on the ring....enough said.



Rating-* (Dead people can't wrestle.....they are DEAD!)

The next match I don't even want to comment on. The rules were so messed up that the wrestlers in the match didn't even know what to do. I have to actually give props to Punchy for finally figuring it out and defending that abortion of a championship.



Rating- N/A (No)

Now that we got all the crap out of the way it was time for the main event. Of course due to time constraints you won't see this match on tv.....of course. HOW STUPID IS THAT?!?! Long story short WMP had a seizure mid-way through the match and the Pertention Pricks beat Lobster Man's ass. It was awesome. I enjoyed this greatly. Now the Pricks have all the gold (that matters). The old dudes watched at ringside but I don't care...



Rating- ** (GO PRICKS!)

Final Rating- * (You won't see the only part I liked.)

FTW: ImPLANT
ImPLANT Zone
Awesome Television Boogaloo!

1. Dead vs. Almost Dead
HHH/HBK beat Zombie/Zombie Scott Hall (1:21) with a Superkick on Zombie Scott Hall.
2. LOL Championship Title on a Pole on a Pole Match
Punch999 beat Jeff Harvey, Retro Hippie, and Chicken Man (5:09) I'm not sure how.
3. Super Awesome Tag Team Championship
Generator/Larmore beat Lobster Man/WMP78(c) (6:12) when Larmore hit the Hardcore Hangover on Lobster Man to become the new Super Awesome Tag Team Champions!

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Last X-perience card before New Year Rising announced!

All hell is breaking loose in EBW, as we hit the final stop on the road to New Year Rising. Perfection has taken down ChaotiX and is quickly assuming control. All the while this shadowy conspiracy against EBW is finally taking shape and leading up to something big. We may see a big piece of this puzzle finally revealed this week, when Trevor Mach and Ness do battle with HOT and Malice Rider in a Saturn Street Fight. This fight has not been sanctioned by EBW and it will basically just be.....well a brawl in the streets. Don't fret, as it will still be covered by EBW, and you will see it at the end of the evening. The rest of the card has also been revealed, except for one match that Perfection will personally make the night of the show. Why they get to make a match is still unknown but I guess we'll all find out what it is together. Also on the card we see Picky Minch take on Ultimo Munk, in match to detirmine who gets the first crack at the C-X-J champ after New Year Rising. Then we have two matches that present the growing struggle in the C-X-J division to fend off the Sons of Anarchy. Then in a preview to New Year Rising, Tack Angel and Danny Leung will do battle with Scare Tactics in a normal tag match. You'll get all of this and more this week on X-perience so be sure to check it out.

EBW: X-perience HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo/MN-4

1. Who gets the next shot? C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Picky Minch vs. Ultimo Munk
2. Young Gunz vs. S.O.A vs. Perfection
Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. Anguish/Grudge vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
3. Lovekick & Fuel vs. S.O.A/P+P Alliance
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz/Fuel vs. Shadow/Given/Taken/Hoodlum
4. Prelude to New Year Rising
Tack Angel/Danny Leung vs. Slayer/Mr. Scary
5. Unsanctioned Saturn City Street Fight
Trevor/Ness vs. Malice Rider/HOT

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PERFECTION invade Awesome Burger! News about EBW: X-posed!



The EBW.com crew caught up with Perfection today, as the new "Golden" team of EBW sent a message by taking over Mr. Poochyfud's Awesome Burger. Global World Champion W00t, EBW 2nd Belt Champion Rude, EBW Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo, and The Sharks all were on the scene, as they draped their logo over the Awesome Burger sign and gloated to all the customers about how they will stomp out the remnants of ChaotiX at New Year Rising. They also announced that the duo that joining Trevor Mach and Ness at New Year Rising will be given a chance to challenge for the EBW Tag Team titles on X-perience! This is big news, and shows that Perfection is not afraid to put gold on the line.  This powerful faction continues to openly defy EBW Owner Mr. Poochyfud, seemingly without any worry of punishment.



In other Perfection news, the faction apparently also made an example of out the EBW: X-posed set. The Nerd Squad's signature show has seen alot of delays and preemptions by Boogaloo Execs, but this act by Perfection may have put it on the shelf for good. We'll give you an update on the situation if we get one.

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Sons of Anarchy and P+P are at WAR!

The continuing hostilities between the first family of chaos The Sons of Anarchy, and the Power Play Wrestling promotion continue to escalate. EBW's fearsome faction have begun an all out invasion! Grudge and Anguish have entered a points tournament to detirmine who will face P+P's Co-op Champions, The Guapo Brothers. So far they are 2-0 with wins over the Flying Elvises and the Spot Monkeys. S.O.A father Shadow also made his way into P+P and won a singles match against El Hijo del Latino. This match was originally supposed to be Bullet vs. El Hijo del Latino, but Shadow and the S.O.A have targeted Bullet and left him injured and without his trademark mask. Shadow came out with mask in hand and took Bullet's place. He won the match with the Shadow Driver, but the presense of Anguish and Grudge at ringside helped stack things in Shadow's favor. After the win, Shadow motioned to his "children", and the two grabbed steel chairs and gave P+P ref and brother of EBW's Jamie OD Jammy OD a Con-Chair-To! Just as they were ready to deliver a Con-Chair-To to El Hijo del Latino, EBW C-X-J Champion Rey Dorado & Savage Claw II ran out to make the save. At the Anarchy Reigns Supreme show, Bullet returned to action to team with Lovekick Connection, as they faced Shadow, Given, and Taken. This was Bullet's return match and he was looking for payback. Jamie OD was also looking to avenge what happened to his referee brother on the lat P+P show. During this all out war, Shadow once again removed Bullet's mask, but this time he had a new mask underneath! In P+P ripping off a mask leads to a DQ, so the Sons of Anarchy lost the match. Shadow was caught off guard long enough to be tackled to the mat by Bullet and given a run for his money. S.O.A was forced to retreat, as Bullet and Lovekick celebrated the first blow back against their mutual enemy. Also on these shows, The Young Gunz continued to compete for P+P and take on their P.O.X faction. You can see the results of the last two shows below...



Power Play Wrestling: Romance Of The Three Factions
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Andiamo defeated Jeff Andonuts [EBW] (8:37) with the P.O.X Alert.
2. Hoodlum defeated Tych Kremlen (6:49) with the Chaos Theory.
3. Picky Minch [EBW] defeated Misfit (9:51) with a Dragon Suplex.
4. Demons Of Destruction (1) defeated Yozone & Explosivo (0) (17:23) when Destruction Dave pinned Explosivo with the Path To Destruction.
5. Sons Of Anarchy [EBW] (1) defeated Flying Elvises (0) (23:14) when Anguish pinned Presley with the Shooting Star Press.
6. Brute defeated Apple Kid [EBW] and Gobe Noctin (16:26) when he pinned Gobe Noctin with the Brute Force.
7. Shadow [EBW] defeated El Hijo del Latino (14:15) with the Shadow Driver.
8. Rey Dorado & Savage Claw II (1) defeated Guapo Bros (c) (22:07) when Rey Dorado pinned Rocky Guapo with the Full Circle.

Power Play Wrestling: Anarchy Reigns Supreme
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Mythbusters (1) defeated Sgt. Soldier [IG] & Kendo Kengo [IG] (0) (13:06) when Mythbuster Jamie pinned Sgt. Soldier with the Busted.
2. Menace To Society (2) defeated Jeff Andonuts & Apple Kid [EBW] (0) (16:32) when Brute pinned Jeff with the Brute Force.
3. Destruction Dave [IG] defeated Explosivo (10:23) with a Flying Splash.
4. Rey Dorado & Savage Claw II (2) defeated Trouble X2 (0) (18:41) when Savage Claw II submitted Gobe Noctin with a Sol Naciente.
5. Sons Of Anarchy (Grudge & Anguish) [EBW] (2) defeated Spot Monkeys (0) (15:21) when Grudge pinned Mono Loco after a chairshot.
6. Bullet & Lovekick Connection [EBW] defeated Sons Of Anarchy (Shadow, Given & Taken) [EBW] (12:37) by Disqualification when Shadow unmasked Bullet.
7. El Hijo del Latino defeated Billy Guapo (21:52) with a Latino Clutch.
8. Andiamo defeated Picky Minch [EBW] and Hoodlum (16:33) when Andiamo pinned Picky Minch with the P.O.X. Alert.

M's Style's bizzarre return to EBW Women's leads to New Year Rising Main Event!




These were a couple of the shocking images last night, that saw M's Style return from burn injuries to challenge Erica in a Buried Alive Match as New Year Rising. M's made an appearance in the shadows, after playing mind games all night with Erica and her "sisters". The mystery man behind the sinister conspiracy in EBW said he wasn't alone anymore, and perhaps the potential he always saw in M's has finally come out. The vengeful M's wants to bury Erica, and she will get her chance at New Year Rising. Today we can confirm that it is the official main event of the Pay Per View, that will be held in Battle Dome! Other matches added are the EBW Sekigun vs. Perfection Elimination Team Battle, but the last two fighters have yet to be named. We'll also see Samus take on Paula in an EBW Women's Grudge Match, some epic C-X-J battles for belts and glory, and a hardcore opener. The card is small for an EBW PPV, as is the venue. This might be contributed to the growing turbulation within the company. Mr. Poochyfud's hunt for the conspiracy mastermind, Reno's sudden rise to power, and the growing force of Perfection may be affecting things. Despite all these factors this card is pretty well stacked, with some amazing matches that are sure to thrill. So be sure to check it out on Pay Per View!



EBW: New Year Rising
Battle Dome
PPV

1. Hardcore Tag Team Battle
Tack Angel/Danny Leung vs. Slayer/Mr. Scary
2. Interpromotional C-X-J
Young Gunz vs. Menace to Society
Picky Minch/Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. Hoodlum/Brute/Misfit
3. Women's Grudge Match
Samus vs. Paula
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Cage Match
Given/Taken(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. EBW C-X-J Championship
Rey Dorado(c) vs. Fuel vs. Shadow vs. Moz
6. EBW Sekigun vs. Perfection
Elimination Team Battle
Trevor Mach/Ness/?/? vs. W00t/Rude/Poo/Franky
7. EBW Women's Buried Alive Match
M's Style vs. Erica

Also be sure to catch the final X-perience before New Year Rising, as it is sure to be epic. Of course we have the grudge that is so big it's no longer about wrestling. The Saturn City Streetfight will act as a main event even though it's not technically a match on the card. The offical main event will now be Poo and Rude's open challenge to the team that Trevor and Ness pick to join them at New Year Rising. The Tag Titles will be on the line. Alot of excitement coming your way with EBW on Awesome Television Boogaloo, Mega Network-4. and Pay Per View!

EBW: X-perience HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo/MN-4

1. Who gets the next shot? C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Picky Minch vs. Ultimo Munk
2. Young Gunz vs. S.O.A vs. Perfection
Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. Anguish/Grudge vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
3. Lovekick & Fuel vs. S.O.A/P+P Alliance
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz/Fuel vs. Shadow/Given/Taken/Hoodlum
4. Prelude to New Year Rising
Tack Angel/Danny Leung vs. Slayer/Mr. Scary
5. EBW Tag Team Championship
Poo/Franky(c) vs. ?/?
6. Unsanctioned Saturn City Street Fight
Trevor/Ness vs. Malice Rider/HOT

Nerdler: Nerdler here, outside of EBW arena, where a mysterious black limo has just pulled up. I tried to get in close, but those shady robed figures made sure I didn't come anny closer. This might be it folks. After months of utter confusion and chaos we may finally know who is behind this bizarre plot. Now I'm not sure who Mr. Poochyfud thinks is behind this but maybe he could shed some light.....oh wait....IT'S TREVOR AND NESS!!! They just came out of nowhere and attacked the cultists! Oh my goodness they just busted open the limo, but it doesn't look like anyone is inside. I need to get back! Trevor and Ness look pissed!!! They're dragging off some of the cultists! What are they intending to do?



The past few months have seen alot of changes in EBW. As Perfection and the Sons of Anarachy began a hostile takeover, a darker force was behind a bigger plot just waiting to unfold. The landscape of EBW changed while several wrestlers ended up physically and emotionally scarred. A dark shadow looms, and the once hopeful defenders of Earthbound Wrestling now stand poised to make a final stand against the impending threat.

After what we saw during the opening of the show, many were wondering what Trevor and Ness were up to, or if we would really see this "mastermind" show his face. After the opening theme and the pyro the lights suddenly went out. When they came back on several cloaked figures were making their way to the ring. As they entered the ring two of the figures stepped out of formation and began attacking the other figures! All but one of them escaped, as the other two continued to stomp the figure down. That's when the two attacking figures took off their hoods to reveal that is was Trevor and Ness!



Trevor Mach:  Surprise! Surprise!

Ness: EBW fans, we know you're here to see some wrestling, but I think you ALL know that Trevor and I have to settle some business tonight.

Trevor Mach: Key word being "TONIGHT"! It end TONIGHT! For MONTHS we've been lead down a path to destruction! We've lost it all while some shadowy figure and his goons had a good laugh about it! Now don't get me wrong....I personally lost my titles, and EBW as a whole failed to stop Perfection from gaining power. But YOU....whoever you are......you took something more important. You took my heart! You took M's Style from me and I want her back TONIGHT! You also show me a man who looks just like me serving you, and you claim that it is me. Well if that is me then who am I?!?! I've really had to ask myself that question lately. Who am I? I honestly don't know anymore. You've made me look into my heart and find a hidden darkness that has shown itself. I've been broken....but you will NEVER keep me down as long as I have something to fight for, and I choose to continue fighting for M's Style!

Ness: You don't get it. We're done asking for answers. WE'RE DONE! Drastic times call for desperate measures! So we decided to find a few of your henchmen to get some answers for ourselves and BOY DID WE EVER!

Trevor Mach: We know who you are! I don't how it's possible that you are here but you are!

Ness: You've seemed to relish the fact that you have caused so much pain, all the while keeping yourself hidden.....but that's over. You say you intend to reveal yourself tonight and step up the next phase of your "evil plans". Well we intend to make sure you do reveal yourself....and if you don't we're going to do it for you. All we have to do is rip the mask off this guy and the cat's out of the bag.

Trevor Mach: We're going to keep this guy with us in case Malice Rider or Lanta decide to show up. I'd LOVE to have a talk with my twin. We'll be back later and I dare you to join us.

Strong words from Trevor and Ness, as they throw down the challenge. With a new focus it seems the two fallen aces of EBW are ready to take on the threat head on....we can hope so at least. Meanwhile, Perfection were backstage celebrating yet another victory at New Year Rising. ..



W00t: Hello EBW! Perfection is in the house...OUR house, and yes, we STILL have ALL the gold! Another big victory for Perfection! New Year Rising was the perfect example of our power. We've got the smarts, the talent, and the resources to have it all. We even added a new member to our elite group. None other then the legendary Master Lu, who turned his back on his oldest friend Little Mac. By oldest I mean that they were friends for a long time AND that Mac is VERY old.

Rude: Yo! I've been hatin of the legends recently, and downing them every chance that I've gotten. But Lu has stepped and passed the torch so he's earned my respect, and that's a hard thing to earn.

Master Lu: .....

Poo: My old master would LOOOVE to explain why he did what he did, but he wants Little Mac to be watching when he does and unfortunately the geezer is in the hospital having surgery done to his knee as we speak.

Franky: Plus, Perfection makes announcements when WE feel like it! You pansies can just wait.

Reno: Don't fret though cause I do have SOME announcements to make. For one I would like to announce that Perfection is taking tonight off to celebrate. It seems fitting since their seems to be some big stuff going down tonight and we don't want any part of it!

W00t: We're not scared or anything.....it's just in our best interest to stay out of this fight.

Reno: But before I go I will book some matches, since our "glorious" owner decided to go hunting for bad guys instead of book his own show. In the C-X-J Division we'll have Lovekick's Moz take on Ultimo Munk. Then we'll have Picky Minch take on Fuel. At a later date the winners of both matches will meet to detirmine the new #1 contender to Shadow's C-X-J Championship. By the way, congratulations to Shadow on bring the belt back to EBW.

W00t: Yes bravo! We'll have to talk about working together sometime!

Reno: Then Lovekick and Young Gunz will team up to take on the whole Sons of Anarchy faction sans Shadow.

W00t: Gotta give the big man a break.

Reno: In the main event I decided to spice things up a bit. Since Tack Angel and Danny Leung have decided that they DON'T want to roll over and die, I will have to force them to. That's why tonight you will see Danny Leung and Tack Angel once again take on the ultra violent Scare Tactics, but this time it will be a Loser Leaves EBW Barbed Wire Deathmatch!

W00t: Oooo that's gonna be a fun one to watch!

Reno: Indeed it is! Enjoy EBW fans!

W00t: Oh before we go I just wanted to let you EBW fans know that it's NOT always easy to be PERFECT......unless you're us of course. Let's roll!

Master Lu: .....

The Reno booked matches kicked off with Moz taking on Ultimo Munk. Picky and Fuel came out to ringside to watch the action and scout their opponents. In the future two of these men would fight to decide the next #1 contender. The action between Moz and Ultimo started off slow as they tried to figure each other out, but it soon sped up, with Moz showing he had totally leap frogged over the rookie phase of his career, and was already focused on batting for the belt once again. Ultimo Munk CONTINUES to have a hard time finding his place in the division. Moz showed off a simple new combo he calls the Teen Heartthrob, which is a series of heart punches followed up with a dropkick. A totally impressive display capped off with his new finishers, the High School Hangover, and the Jonas Jackhammer. Moz wins the match and moves one step closer to a title shot.



The next match was much more competitive, as former C-X-J Champion Picky Minch took on Super C-X-J Cup winner Fuel. These two always put on top notch fights, and Fuel continues to blaze(pun unintended) his way up to the top, and set the division on fire(pun intended). But Picky Minch has emerged from his P+P excursion as an experienced veteran and team leader, and he was the better man today, after hitting his perfected German Suplex. So sometime soon we will be seeing Moz vs. Picky Minch to see who takes on Shadow.

At this point it felt like business as usual, with the fans getting some top notch action. But you just knew that the chaos was bound to come back, as Mr. Poochyfud finally arrived to the arena with who he believes is behind this threat.



Nerdler: Nerdler here with...

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet Nerdler! I'm here to kick some ass!

Pokey Minch: Poochyfud! You care to tell me what the hell is going on and why you have dragged us here?

Orange Kid: Yeah, didn't you fire us?

Mr. Poochyfud: Yes yes yes a thousand times yes Orange Kid, and I wish I could do it again. But I think you two know why you're here.

Pokey Minch: No, I have no idea! Will you PLEASE enlighten me as to why you dragged my away from work? I've been trying get more hours at Awesome Burger, but the boss won't give em to me.

Mr. Poochyfud: You're damn right I won't! Why would I give more hours to the guys that are trying to destroy EBW!?!

Pokey Minch: What?

Orange Kid: Pardon?

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't play dumb! I'm on to you! YOu've been the ones showing up here week in and week out, disrupting my shows, injuring my wrestlers, and being overall ASSHOLES!

Orange Kid: I think you give us too much credit.

Pokey Minch: How could I possibly do that? I couldn't even kidnap Santa Clause remember? Besides, I've been working at Awesome Burger. You've SEEN me scrubbing the toilets.....right after you use them.....*shudder*,

Mr. Poochyfud: .....I don't know HOW you've done this or WHY, but I intend on dragging you out to the ring tonight to find out.

Nerdler: Pokey and Orange Kid?! Are they REALLY the ones behind this? *sigh* Remember when EBW was less complicated and funnier?

The in-ring action continued as Lovekick and Young Gunz joined forces to take on the first family of chaos, the Sons of Anarchy. Lovekick and Young Gunz worked well together and managed to go toe to toe with this brutal and cohesive faction. The action was intense as always, especially between Sal and Jamie, and Given and Taken. The feud that is fueling the C-X-J tag division continues to thrill the fans. Despite involvement by Shadow, Love/Gunz managed to give their opponents a run for their money. The problem keeping them down, and the match was ended in a 30 minute time limit draw. The brawling continued afterwards, and it seems this C-X-J war is far from over.



We then headed backstage again, where Trevor and Ness had strapped their prisoner up to the fence, and called out their enemy...



Trevor Mach: Come on out Malice! We need to have a little "chat".

Nerdler: Trevor! Ness! What are you guys doing?

Trevor Mach: Trying to pick a fight.

Ness: Just trying the see if we can bring out some old "friends". HOT....Lanta...whatever he goes by these days. He's been picked to be my assassin, but he doens't have to sneak up and take me out. I'm RIGHT HERE! If he wants to fight I'm more then willing. I know why your "boss" wants me dead, and he can try to take me out too. We're both RIGHT HERE!

Trevor Mach: Malice! Come out NOW!

Nerdler: Trevor and Ness are on the warpath folks! We'll see how this plays out later tonight!

The showdown we've all been waiting for was almost here, but first the fans were treated to a bloody and brutal Loser Leaves EBW match pitting Tack Angel an Danny Leung against the ultra violent team Scare Tactics. Danny and Tack have been on Reno's hitlist since the disbanding of ChaotiX, but so far they have managed to survive in the hardcore environment they have been thrust into. This match was no different for the fan favorite team. Despite being surrounded by razor sharp barbed wire, Danny and Tack stepped up and showed no fear. With their jobs on the line all four gave it everything that they had. Blood definately spilled once they got tangled up in the wire. Slayer tried to ckoke Danny with some wire, but the EBW's resident emo managed to flip him over onto a barbed wire board. As he got to his feet Tack knocked him back down with a Rider Kick! With Mr. Scary caught in an STF by Danny it was quite easy for Tack to get the pin. Danny and Tack once again beat Scare Tactics and saved their jobs! Slayer and Mr. Scary are now gone from EBW. Another small victory in the fight against Perfection.



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The anticipation was high as Trevor and Ness dragged the cloaked figure out to the ring. Had the time finally come? Would everything be revealed?

Trevor: Time's up! Since you didn't have the guts to come out it's time to reveal your identity ourselves!

Just as Ness was about to rip off the mask, Mr. Poochyfud came to the ring with Pokey and Orange Kid.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hold it right there you two! I've spent weeks investigating this and I'll be the one to reveal who the culprit is!

Ness: Yeah.....but you're.....wrong sir.

Trevor Mach: Totally wrong.....couldn't be more wrong.

Mr. Poochyfud: Oh yeah?!? How do you know that?!

Trevor Mach: Because the last time I checked, these two weren't hanging out with these guys anymore!

That's when Trevor ripped off the mask to reveal....



Mr. Poochyfud: What the hell?! A STARMAN?!?!

Ness: That's right! The whole time these guys have been Starmen in disguise!

Orange Kid: Now that's twisted.

Pokey Minch: Told you we didn't do it!

Mr. Poochyfud: But....but if you didn't that means.....oh no...not again.

?: *clap* *clap* *clap*

Trevor Mach: He's here.....Giygas.



Ness: Wait a minute....what?

Trevor Mach: That's?

Orange Kid: What? What is everyone looking at?

Pokey Minch: Turn around you idiot! He's right behind you....and IS YOU?!?!

Giygas: Well, we've finally reached this point. The crucible in our journey.

Mr. Poochyfud: Giygas?!

Trevor Mach: Giygas, didn't we kill you already?

Orange Kid: Umm....why do you look like me?

Giygas: All good questions. Well as you know I have this certain "knack" for inhabiting bodies...well since he was the only one left alive I didn't have much of a choice. Of course their were a few "side effects" to the transfer, but I needed a body to get here.

Ness: Ummm what?

Giygas: Oh where are my manners? I assumed that you were smarter then you actually are. Let's just say you can't keep a universal destoyer down. Maybe you did kill Giygas...but it was the Giygas of this dimension. Maybe my counterpart wasn't up to snuff, but I assure you.....I"m more then capable of finishing the job he started.





Giygas: You see....I am from another dimension....a dimension where I never lost that fight in the streets of Onett. A dimension where I never inhabited the body of Dynamic Dougie and got tossed out of my own spaceship. A dimension where I rule the world! Oh sure Lavos still bit the dust on that day...but that was always part of the plan. In my dimension, I used my "weapon" to bring about the end of all things. I watched the world burn, and all the hopes and dreams of humanity go up in smoke. Just like I had planned all those years ago when punk kids got in my way and delayed the inevitable. It was in my dimension that I first realised that within M's was a power....a power that could be used to usher in my apocalypse. She just didn't know what kind of evil she was capable of.

Trevor Mach: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW! WHERE IS M'S?

Giygas: She's near....she's getting closer in fact. See in my dimension I pulled the trigger and she joined me in bringing about the end. But she just wouldn't stop killing. She along with my Starmen killed EVERYBODY! It was......beautiful. But then she ended her own life. Was it because their was no one left to kill? Was it because the weak M's that you know couldn't handle the killer inside? Who knows, but when she died I found a new ally. The man who would be my messenger.....Malice Rider. You had SOMEHOW survived the apocalypse, but you weren't the same person that you used to be. Your dark side had come out as well. I found you in a cemetary where you had buried M's.

Trevor Mach: I would NEVER join you. I'm alot of things....but I'm not as dark and evil as you!





Giygas: Is that so? Just today you attacked my minions unprovoked, trashed a limo, kidnapped and humiliated a minion, and viciously threatened me. Does that sound bright and sunny? You're no hero....you never were. Deep down...you're full oh hate.....malice. Without your bright and sunny attitude or the love of your life what are you? I'll tell you.....you're just.....like.....me.

Trevor Mach: .....

Malice Rider: .....

Giygas: That's why you joined me...for the next step in my plan. I had won the battle and taken over the world....but I wanted....MORE. I had won too quickly....I felt unsatisfied. But then an opportunity appeared. One day those IDIOTS Rishin Fliger and Miger Task popped into my dimension. They quickly left soon after to warn this world, but the damage was already done. I realised that I could follow them....I could use this rip in space time to come here....and do it all.....over.....again. Of course I did a few things differently this time. I knew that Little Mac was warned of the impending danger 20 years ago, so I decided to take over his mind and the minds of the other NCW wrestlers so I could have a little fun.

Trevor Mach: Fun?! You call playing with our lives fun?!?

Giygas: Not just fun....ALOT of fun. I wanted EBW to rise to the top, so all eyes would be on me....when I finally revealed myself. I have to tell you I have enjoyed playing this little game and watching you squirm. But now it's time to watch this world burn as well. Like last time I have pulled the trigger and my weapon is ready to begin...the end. Just like last time I will need a messenger, for when I take over this world and decide to go do it again. But now we have two Trevors....perhaps I will let you fight it out. I only want the best on my team...so may the best Trevor win. OH! But before that....I think someone wants to have a word with you. I'll be on my way Trevor. I have alot of work to do. But before I go I just want to say....Have a wonderful day....because it is the LAST day.



Trevor Mach: Giygas?! Malice?!! Come back right now and fight me! Say what you want but I'm not done....not yet!

?: Oh I think you are.

Trevor Mach: .......M's?!



?: Not quite...

Trevor Mach: M's! What has happened to you?!

?: Exactly what was supposed to happen. Something that was set in motion years ago....and it's all your fault.

Trevor Mach: .....My fault?

?: You did this to me. You gave Giygas the means to bring out my bad side...and I've gotta tell ya....being bad feels soooooo.....good.



Trevor Mach: M's, I don't understand...

?: Of course you wouldn't...you're too STUPID to get it! The beast is unleashed! I'm FREE! Free to hurt, free to kill, free to destroy....EVERYTHING.

Trevor Mach: But...but what about EBW...what about us?

?: Their is NO US! Their is only pain....and suffering...



Trevor Mach: M's......

?: I AM NOT M'S!!! I WAS NEVER M'S! I am the fire that will burn this world! The deep inner darkness....the most intense fear within your soul. I AM HER AND THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!!        

EBW: X-cite HD
Onett Community Center
Awesome Television Boogaloo!/MN-4

1. Moz beat Ultimo Munk(8:13) with the Jonas Jackhammer.
2. Picky Minch beat Fuel(15:56) with a German Suplex pin.
3. Lovekick/Young Gunz vs. Sons of Anarchy
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. Given/Taken/Grudge/Anguish (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
4. Loser Leaves EBW Barbed Wire Deathmatch
Tack Angel/Danny Leung beat Slayer/Mr. Scary(13:42) when Tack Angel hit a Rider Kick on Mr. Scary.



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The time has finally arrived...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2xoSt71f24

The action is heating up...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abgx8wCBhC8

Some answers but more questions...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ4dq7-J-O8

Countdown till the end...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8h6cZdUazc

The End is Here!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g66u1K2f4w&feature=channel - First Half

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzXnmDTCjg&feature=channel - Conclusion

(Make sure to watch during and after the credits for little extras.)

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EBW IS BACK!

The #1 wrestling promotion in Eagleland is back! After 6 long months of waiting, fans can finally catch the action of a new and improved EBW! We can all remember half a year ago when the city of Onett was burned to the ground in a mysterious incident. Rumors of EBW's wrestlers doing battle with space aliens has increased interest in the promotion, and the demand for EBW to return has been enormous. The promotion will be returning in a big way, as EBW has moved to the big city of Fourside! The new home of Earthbound Wrestling has been buzzing for several months over the news. The move has brought new business to Fourside, and the people are welcoming EBW with open arms. EBW's programming will also now be airing on the Eagleland National Network(ENN), now that Boogaloo TV! has ceased operation. This will give EBW even more exposure. ENN has promised to heavily promote EBW as a flagship program for network.



A brand new skyscraper in Fourside has become the new EBW Headquarters. Mr. Poochyfud and several other EBW wrestlers appeared for a photoshoot, where they all expressed great interest in returning to the EBW ring to do battle. Many of the wrestlers have been keeping busy on the indy scene, while others have been heavily training. But when the call came to return, they all came back home. Ness, Hotlanta, and the Legend Little Mac all promised to help lead EBW against the dominate faction Perfection.



Speaking of Perfection, the elite team of champions put on a press conference of their own at the Fourside mall. Perfection spokesman Reno claimed that Perfection was now on top of the wrestling world, and he was really the man in charge of EBW. He boasted that with all the gold they had in their camp they had enough leverage to make decisions. The Board of Directors seem to agree to a certain extent, but they demand that Reno plays things fair. He said that he would but still had ways of showing Perfections dominance. He made an example by booking a match between The Sharks and Ness and Hotlanta, in a Loser Leaves EBW match. Either EBW would lose two strong leaders, or Perfection would lose a seasoned tag team. The Sharks were angered to be put in that decision, but Reno merely laughed and said "Fair is fair". W00t was also in a boasting mood, as the Global World Champion talked about how all of Perfections champions had broken title reign records. Of course that has been during EBW's downtime so take that for what it's worth. He also talked up Rude, as the next big thing in wrestling. Since the break started, Rude has been training hard and representing Perfection on the indy scene and other major feds. He actually has several title matches lined up before the restart of EBW. W00t claimed that while he may be the man here and now, Rude will be the future.

Introducing: The New Generation of EBW! Kinniku Mike and Maurice!



EBW.com was on hand, as Mr. Poochyfud opened up his office to introduce the next generation of the New EBW. The first man introduced was a bulky samoan powerhouse by the name of Kinniku Mike. He didn't say anything, just glared as Mr. Poochyfud talked up his amatuer wrestling background and undefeated street fighting record. The next man introduced was "The French Fist" Maurice. This accomplished Mixed Martial Artist, decided to come to join the world of professional wrestling for the money, fame, and honor of competing in the #1 promotion. He's a suave, but tough as nails fighter, who wants to make a big impact fast. Mr. Poochyfud stated that he is 100% focused on fighting the war with Perfection, and bringing in the new generation of EBW. We'll be looking forward to seeing the debut of these big prospects.

The Search for Trevor Mach and M's.

EBW.com has spent the past 6 months searching for former Global World Champion and E-1 Climax winner Trevor Mach and former Women's Champion M's, as they have been on a self imposed exile. Mr. Poochyfud has tried several times to alert the two that EBW had resumed operation, but no one knows if they have recieved said messages. Rumors are swirling that the couple have been spending the last half year in Edo, recovering and training, but that may only be a rumor. Others rumors say that they have been spotted in Dalaam. Even more rumors speculate that they went to Winters. All could be true or none could be true. We'll keep you posted if we get any additional information.

FTW is Onett's #1 Promotion! NOT!



As you know, Onett was burned to the ground 6 months ago, and all the citizens of Onett were forced to leave....except for FTW. The little promotion that can't, somehow survived the fire. Ike Madamle has been bragging that FTW has become the #1 promotion in Onett....even though Onett no longer exists. Recently Ike was seen in front of his not so famous tent, lighting cigars for himself and his bodyguard as he celebrated.



Unfortunately for him, he put the cigar out on the tent and it burst into flames. No one is sure how many members of FTW were trapped inside, or how long the judge will put Ike in jail for...all we know is that FTW is all burned up(Pun intended).

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EBW New Generation: Amigo/Announcement for X-cite: The Return



EBW.com can confirm that another hot prospect with a sporting background has joined the elite ranks of EBW. This time we were introduced to former Eagleland National Amateur Wrestling Champion "Stone Cold" Amigo. This guy has one of the most solid ground games you will ever see, and he's definately going to raise the awareness of submissions in EBW. Perfection spokesman Reno was also on hand to welcome the young lion, and possibly offer him an invitation in Perfection, to bolster the faction's ranks. It was here that Mr. Poochyfud announced the first match for the return of EBW: X-cite. The opening match of the first X-cite on ENN will feature Kinniku Mike versus Maurice versus Amigo, in a 3-Way New Generation Battle, to showcase the bright future of the NEW EBW.

EBW: X-cite
Fourside Expo Center
ENN

1. 3-Way New Generation Battle
Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Amigo

Victory Explosion 3 Offically Announced!

EBW.com can now confirm, that the biggest PPV of the year will kick off EBW's return to PPV. Victory Explosion 3 will take place in the Fourside Expo Center, and will feature some of the biggest battles EBW has to offer. You can expect the build to this huge PPV will begin on the return episode of EBW: X-cite.



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RUDE DOMINATION TOUR!

According to the members of Perfection, Rude is the next big thing in wrestling. In just a few short days he has proved that his time may indeed be now! The current EBW 2nd Belt Champion went on tour, to represent Perfection, and bring more gold to the group in title for title unification bouts! EBW's resident playa laid down the challenge and two promotions answered the call: MKPW and CTW. Rude was invited to participate in the MKPW Fire Flower Grand Prix. In one day he went through Ludwig Von Koopa and Bowser Jr. to procede to the finals, where King Bowser was waiting for him. Mario also entered the mix, on the stipulation that he would put his MKPW World Mushroom Championship on the line. In front of a packed crowd in the Mushroom Center, Rude scored the huge upset victory over Mario with Tha Rulebreaka to win not only the MKPW Grand Prix Championship, but the MKPW Mushroom World Championship as well. Boweser complained after the match that Reno had grabbed onto his foot and made him unable to break the pin, but that could not be confirmed.



MKPW: Fire Flower Grand Prix Day 1
Mushroom Center

1. Grand Prix Round 1
Rude beat Ludwig Von Koopa (15:09) with Tha Rulebreaka.
2. Grand Prix Round 2
Rude beat Bowser Jr. (17:11) with a Chokehold Submission.

MKPW: Fire Flower Grand Prix Day 2
Mushroom Center

1. Grand Prix Final/MKPW Mushroom World Championship
All or Nothing
Rude beat Mario(c) and King Bowser (22:03) to win the Fire Flower Grand Prix and become the NEW MKPW Mushroom World Champion.

The amazing news of Rude's giant leap forward has the wrestling world buzzing. But that was just the start of it. The next day, Rude answered the call of CTW to put all the titles on the line against CTW World Champion Crono and Magus in a Triple Threat, that has been getting 5-star ratings from everyone....(other then more interference from Reno, but once again it couldn't be confirmed). After more then thirty exciting minutes, Rude managed to roll up Crono to get the pin and the CTW World Championship! Of course he grabbed the ropes to ensure the win, but the ref didn't see it so it didn't count. Either way you look at it, Rude has gone from underboss of the super heel faction Perfection, to a 4-Crown King!



CTW: Battle for the Belts
Fairgrounds

1. Title for Title Unification Match
Rude beat Crono(c) and Magus (31:56) with a Roll up pin on Crono to become the NEW CTW World Champion!



Reno, Global World Champion  W00t, and 4-Crown King Rude ended the busy weekend by storming Mr. Poochyfud's office to gloat over Rude's "Perfect Victory". W00t comented that while he felt that the Global World Championship was still the top belt in wrestling, he was proud of his "protege", and felt that a 4-Crown King should have a more fitting name for his collective titles then the 2nd Belt. He said that problem would be solved on X-cite. Rude then demanded that Poochyfud come up with top level competition to face him at Victory Explosion 3. Speaking of Victory Explosion 3, W00t demanded to know who he would be facing at the biggest PPV of the year. Mr. Poochyfud replied that the #1 contender is the man who won the 2009 E-1 Climax: Trevor Mach. The problem is that Trevor Mach is nowhere to be found. W00t then demanded that a cameraman zoom on him as he called out Trevor Mach. He gloated that he took the belt from Trevor in the first place and said that he was just plain better then Trevor Mach, then he demanded that Trevor face him on X-cite to make it offical. Reno spiced up the pot by making a change to a match he had previously announced. It would now be Ness, Hotlanta, and Trevor Mach against Rude, Shark #1, and Shark 2 in a Loser Leaves EBW Match. The rules were stacked against the EBW team, as if Trevor wasn't present for the fight his team would lose by default. Another unfair stipulation stated that if the Perfection team lost that any champion would be exempt from leaving. This meant Rude was safe but it further infuriated The Sharks, whose careers were on the line. So we now have the main event of the return X-cite announced. The card is starting to take shape. But the question is: Will Trevor Mach return to EBW?

Tack Angel brings "Pertention" to EBW HQ



EBW.com caught up with Tack Angel today, as he was seen bringing the members of the former FTW faction Pertention Pricks to EBW HQ. Now simply going by "Pertention", Swift, Generator, and Larmore came to Fourside to return to EBW and face the best in business. It seems that Tack Angel may be joining the faction as well. Swift's former rival W00t was none to happy to see Swift trying to get back into EBW, so Mr. Poochyfud was happy to give him an opportunity. He booked a match pitting Swift, Larmore, and Generator against Captain Strong and his Onett Police Force. The winning team would be allowed back into EBW. It seems like EBW might soon become a little "Pertentionous".

EBW: X-cite
Fourside Expo Center
ENN

1. 3-Way New Generation Battle
Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Amigo
2. Winner Returns Battle "Pertentionous Law"
Swift/Larmore/Generator vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2
3. Loser Leaves EBW Battle (Rude Exempt)
Ness/Hotlanta/Trevor Mach vs. Rude/Shark #1/Shark #2

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Introducing: The EBW Referees!



More and more news has been flying around as we head closer to EBW's offical return to television. Today, we learned about a change that is coming to EBW...on screen referees. Mr. Poochyfud revealed to EBW.com today that EBW would scrap its former policy and put referees in the middle of the action, to call the shots and look out for heelish activity. This is probably a way to combat Perfection's rise in power. Former interview team "The Nerd Squad", have spent the past half year preparing to become the official EBW Referee Team. Mr. Poochyfud stated that this would be one of many changes coming to freshen up EBW and further elevate it as the best fighting promotion in the world.

Sons of Anarchy Arrive...



Just when you thought it was safe to go outside....The Sons of Anarchy have arrived in Fourside. The mysterious faction arrived in style, halting traffic on the bridge into the city. No one knows where they have been, but now that EBW is back so are they. The dominate C-X-J faction holds all the gold, and plans on keeping it that way. But Mr. Poochyfud intends on pushing the C-X-J Division more then ever and plans on giving the other C-X-J fighters a level playing field. On the debut episode of X-cite on ENN, Shadow, Given, and Taken will battle Lovekick Connection, and The Young Gunz to detirmine who has the power in the C-X-J Division. The winning team will get to book the C-X-J title matches for Victory Explosion 3.

EBW: X-cite
Fourside Expo Center
ENN

1. 3-Way New Generation Battle
Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Amigo
2. Winner Returns Battle "Pertentionous Law"
Swift/Larmore/Generator vs. Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2
3. C-X-J Power Battle "Chaos Control"
Shadow/Given/Taken vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz vs. Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch/Apple Kid
4. Loser Leaves EBW Battle (Rude Exempt)
Ness/Hotlanta/Trevor Mach vs. Rude/Shark #1/Shark #2

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Mr. Poochyfud: Greetings, for those of you who don't know who I am, my name is Mr. Poochyfud. I am the Owner of Earthbound Wrestling. Tonight, I present to you the return of the #1 wrestling promotion in Eagleland. Tonight is all about a return, but it is also about a debut. Tonight's episode of EBW is the first to appear on ENN. This is the biggest network we've ever been on, so we've got a huge show planned for you. You've heard about it and tonight you're going to see it. Welcome to the return of EBW: X-cite!



After months of anticipation the time had finally come and EBW was back and bigger then ever! Fans packed the Fourside Expo Center for the first X-cite in its new home. Tonight's show would be aired in front of a larger audience then before, but it would also take place in front of the biggest crowd in X-cite history, as the Expo Center is much larger then the Onett Community Center. Amidst a renewed war between EBW and Perfection that was about to begin, X-cite kicked things off by looking at the new generation in EBW. Three fighters who came from other fighting backgrounds looking for top level competition in EBW. "The Samoan Slaughterhouse" Streetfigt king Kinniku Mike, "The French Fist" MMA fighter Maurice, and Amaresu star "Stone Cold" Amigo. These three young lions had their debut in a 3-Way battle. The styles of all three fighter mixed well and made for a fast paced hard hitting fight. Ness, Hotlanta, and Little Mac came out to watch the fight, as did Reno and Global World Champion W00t. Kinniku Mike used his raw power to toss Maurice and Amigo around, Maurice liked to get the fight standing and traded blows, while Amigo preferred to take the fight to the ground and attempt pins and submissions. The fans were truly impressed with the newcomers who seemed to show no signs of inexperience. These three came prepared and it showed. After thrity grueling minutes the match ended in a time limit draw. All three fighters stared each other down before shaking hands in a show of respect. Even Kinniku Mike, who fought the whole time like a raging bull managed to extend his hand to the fellow young lions. It was a great way to kick off the new era in EBW, which appears to be heading down a more MMA influenced path.



After the opening bout, we were taken outside, where interviewer Nerma was standing at the door of the Expo Center.



Nerma: I'm here outside of the Fourside Expo Center as we wait for the possible arrival of Trevor Mach. As you know he is booked to participate in the main event tonight, and if he does not show then Ness and Hotlanta will lose forfeit the match and their jobs. No one has heard from Trevor Mach since EBW hiatus began 6 months ago, so no one is sure if we'll be seeing "Mr. Machismo" tonight. Ness and Hotlanta seem sure that their ally will make it to help them begin what they call the "Counter Offensive" against Perfection. The gold clad faction dominated EBW before the hiatus, and they told me that with no other distractions they are ready to fight back. We'll see what happens later on tonight.

Next up was the re-introduction of the C-X-J Division. The new team of Forest Fire (Fuel and Ultimo Munk) would take on S.O.A's Anguish and Grudge. In contrast to the previous bout, this one was more of a short, high flying affair. Both teams showed a little ring rust at first, but the action quickly heated up. The lucha style brought the fans to their feet. At one point in the bout Fuel and Munk were out side of the ring and Grudge and Anguish responded by leaping over the ropes after them. Anguish came crashing down on with a double ax handle on Fuel while Grudge did a flip onto Munk. Even though the fans were booing the S.O.A team, they had to applaud the daredevil move. These two weren't the cowardly heel type at all. They brought the fight to Forest Fire and proved to be the more experienced team. Grudge changed things up at the end of the bout, and took Munk to the mat, where he then submitted him with a new Dark Gate submission. A quick decisive victory for Grudge and Anguish. Fuel and Munk promised after the bout to grow as a team and hopefully get a rematch very soon.



After this bout we were taken backstage as the fans booed the appearance of Perfection.



Reno: Hellooooooo EBW! I've gotta tell you, WE missed you fans! Don't get me wrong, we could care less what any of you say, or think, or feel, but we're soooo happy to be getting paid with YOUR money again. Now unlike my "boss", I am here live tonight to support the greatest faction in wrestling history! No team has been able to accomplish what we have. I mean we've got the Global World Champion people! We've got the best wrestler in the world! Franky and Poo are the tag team champions! The best tag team in the world! We've got Master Lu, who is definately the "smartest" legend out there for deciding to join us. Then we've got the Sharks, who will help rid EBW of Ness and Hotlanta once and for all. Last but no least is our 4-Crown King Rude! This guy has really stepped up, and brought alot more gold into our camp. You might be wondering where all of that gold is. Well, that's where this briefcase of mine comes in...but you'll find out what I mean a little later. Now, our champion, our great hero, the unstoppable W00t would like to say a few words.

W00t: The millions and millions of W00ters have been waiting for my return....that time has come. Your Global World Champion is back on your tv screens! Listen, you all know who I am and who Perfection is so let's just get down to the business at hand. Trevor Mach, I'm starting to think you may be smarter then I've given you credit for. I used to think you were nothing but a goofy moron. But if you had the smarts to stay away instead of losing to me again then you must have some semblance of intellegence. But if you do decide to show up tonight and claim the #1 contender spot....I promise to make sure that you taste the failure I've made you tasted before. I'm in your head you see. I'm much too smart for you. I play the mind games...and I always win. You stand up against me and I'll leave you crying like a baby before the battle even happens. So...tonight we'll find out where you stand...and then I'll knock you back down.

It was now back to the action, as Pertention battled the Onett Police Force, in a battle to see which team would return to EBW. Pertention formed in FTW, to destroy what they believed to be a mockery to Professional Wrestling. The Onett Police Force have lost their jobs since Onett has burned to the ground, so they trained hard to prepare for a return to wrestling. Swift and Strong, both former EBW World Heavyweight Champions, glared at each other before stepping forward to fight. But just then the Perfection theme hit and Reno made his way to the ring with a trashcan full of weapons.



Reno: Wait! Before you all get into it, I have to make a change to the match. My good good friend W00t thought that his old buddy Swift wouldn't mind if we turned this into a No Rules Battle. Oh...but I almost forgot....only Captain Strong's team can use the weapons.....byyyyyye!

The change in rules definately stacked the odds in the favor of the Onett Police Force. Swift angrily chased Reno out the ring and turned to Strong, prepared to fight off a barrage of weapon attacks. But Strong picked up the can full of weapons and chucked it out of the ring towards Reno. The fans cheered as Strong decided to fight fair. Swift and Strong then shook hands before resuming the bout. The match was still No Rules, so all six men were in the ring at the same time duking it out. Larmore and Generator's smash mouth styles clashed with the precision kicks and chops of OPM #1 and #2. Swift and Strong exhanged blows in the middle of the ring, and each man took the best of what the other had to offer. But eventually Swift turned the tide with a hard kick to the stomach followed up by a big Muscle Buster. Strong surprisingly kicked out, but Swift followed it up with another Muscle Buster that got him the pin and the win. Pertention wins the match and all three fighter return to EBW. Swift helped Strong to his feet and raised his hand as a show of respect. His decision didn't end up helping him, but it was the right thing to do. The fans applauded his decision and the effort his team put into a great bout.

Next up was an out of control 3-team C-X-J Power Battle, for the booking control of the C-X-J Division leading up to Victory Explosion 3. Lovekick Connection battled the all gold team of S.O.A's Shadow, Given, and Taken, and the wildcard team of the Young Gunz. This match had high flying, brawling, and out of on control action. Lovekick and S.O.A are heated rivals, and stared each other down at the start of the bout. This allowed Jeff, Picky, and Apple Kid to slide into the ring and sneak attack both teams. From there it was just an action packed bout, and a good example of why the C-X-J Division is so popular with the fans. Late in the bout Jamie OD, Shadow, and a staggering Apple Kid were all in the ring. Jamie and Shadow traded blows as Apple Kid tried to get back up to his feet after a solid clothesline from Shadow. The dark C-X-J Champion inteded on doing the same thing to Jamie, but the Soccer fan ducked the attempt and pushed Shadow out of the ring. He then blasted Apple with the PK Kick, followed by the pin. Lovekick Connection wins the match and gains booking control of the C-X-J Division till VE3.



In the semi main event spot, Tack Angel teamed with the legend Little Mac to take on Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo in a non title battle. Master Lu came to ringside to support Perfection, but he looked very unenthused about it for some reason. The action was hot, but Mac was very distracted by Lu, and constantly attempted to get to him while trying to keep his head in the game. Lu's ringside presense was surving its purpose. When Tack was the legal man in he began to take control of things after landing a big Rider Kick on Poo, but Mac had found himself outside trying to question Lu's actions too long and ended up being counted out. Mac apologized to Tack just before both were attacked from behind by Franky and Poo. A brawl broke out that had to be stopped by security. Mac has definately been targeted by Perfection once again. Will they be able to break the legend?



After that match the Perfection theme hit again as the entire faction entered the ring. Reno still had the briefcase in hand as he smugly climbed over the ropes. The faction was out in force to celebrate the achievements of the 4-Crown King Rude. After his recent Domination Tour, Rude had absorbed several world titles into his 2nd Belt, making it much more prestigious. The title had a strange start, but over time it has become a respected title in EBW. Now that it has achieved world status though, it's time for a change.

Reno: Rude, you are without a shadow of a doubt, the PLAYA of Perfection. You've got that "it" factor that sets you apart. I knew it from the moment we started teaming together back in the day. I could share stories, but we're on a tight schedule here as we have to see Ness and Hotlanta get the boot from EBW once and for all. Rude, you're a champion of royal status. As the 4-Crown King you rival only our glorius leader Global World Champion W00t in greatness.I speak for everyone in Perfection when I say you deserve a better title then "2nd Belt Champion". That is why I would now like to present you with this brand new belt called the "EBW Royal Crown Championship". Congratulations!

Rude: Wow dawg! This is belt is off the hook! I know I do totally deserve this cause I'm bankin and all but still thanks.

W00t: That's a great belt Rude....I like mine better and all...but to each his own ya know.

Rude: Yo check this, EBW had better recognize that the kings of wrestling are in Perfection. We're like the royalty of the wrestling world. Anybody wanna mess with us, you must be out of your mind. I dare anyone to step up to Tha Rulebreaka!

So just like that the 2nd Belt was elevated to the Royal Crown Championship, and Rude claimed championship "royalty".



As Perfection continued to celebrate in the ring the big screen switched to a scene outside where Nerma was still standing at the door.



Nerma: Nerma here with a big update! A van just pulled up to the arena a few minutes ago, and I think everyone recognizes it as the van of one Trevor Mach!

The collective jaws of W00t, Reno, Rude, and the rest of the Perfection faction dropped as Trevor Mach's theme music kicked in. Ness and Hotlanta came out first, but they were soon joined by the former Global World Champion Trevor Mach! The crowd jumped to their feet as the hero returned to EBW. He was decked out in new gear, that was a combination of his old school Magical Trevor outfit and his most recent gear. A large scar could be seen on his face, but he was still all smiles as he joined Ness and Hotlanta in the ring to do battle with Rude and The Sharks.



Perfection was caught off guard by the return of the 2008 E-1 Winner, but they quickly regained focus, intent on driving all three fighters out of EBW forever. Another fast paced action packed battle followed. Rude has had the most recent in ring experience lately, but neither side showed any ring rust. In fact, the EBW team had noticably improved since the losses they suffered to Perfection 6 months ago. Hotlanta proved that he belonged in the main event by fending off both Sharks at once and eliminated them from the ring in time to avoid a big drop kick from the Royal Crown Champion. Ness was at the top of his game as well. As the Sharks tried to get back into the ring after Hotlanta's assault, Ness quickly bounced off the ropes and leapt out of the ring right into the Sharks. Trevor seemed more energized then ever. He fought with a stiff new strong style that the technical Rude wasn't ready for. After a series of kick and strikes, Trevor then landed a big knee to Rude's face, which sent him to the mat. As the Royal Crown Champion got back to his feet he was met with Trevor Mach's new finisher. A stiff knee kick called the Macha Ye. 1-2-3! Trevor Mach wins the highly competitive match for his team by pinning the newly crowned Royal Crown Champion. After the match Reno and W00t pretended to applaud the return of Trevor Mach. The Sharks angrily trashed the ringside and tried to argue with the ref and Reno about the verdict that would see them fired. Reno just turned away smirking, mouthing "Fair is fair". The Sharks were now gone from Perfection and EBW. It seemed like it would be a big blow to the faction, but W00t was more interested in getting in the face of Trevor Mach...

W00t: Well well well.....looks like you DO have more guts then brains.

Trevor Mach: I've always been told I've had that problem.

W00t: Oh I'm sure you have! You know you're making a big mistake challenging Perfection again don't you?

Trevor Mach: Meh, maybe I am or maybe I'm not.....but I'm BACK IN EBW and it's gonna be alot of fun finding out!

W00t: Oh yeah really funny! Laugh it up punk! Like I said before I'm in your head....you know it....I know it. I know who you are and what you're going to do next. So go right ahead....challenge me.....challenge me for the Global World Championship at the main event of Victory Explosion 3. You know want to. You want to hog the main event spot light again. You main evented the last two Victory Explosions.....you think you belong in the ME don't you? So take the spot...challenge me!

Trevor Mach: ....Nah!

W00t: What?!

Trevor Mach: You're not worth my time right now W00t. I'm more interested in taking on the REAL muscle in Perfection...Rude.

Rude: Say what dawg?

W00t: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: Oh that's right...I challenge Rude at Victory Explosion 3. I challenge him for the EBW Royal Crown Championship...in a Caged MMA Battle! Oh....I forgot just one...more...thing.....BOOSH! TREVOR MACH IS BACK BABY!



The crowd erupted in cheers as Trevor's return brought big surprises. He's totally bypassed the Global World Champion to challenge the EBW Royal Crown Champion in a Caged MMA Battle! The return episode ended as Rude stared down the new #1 Contender to his title and W00t looked on flabbergasted at the chain of events. You never know what's going to happen in EBW, that's been made obvious. EBW fired the first shot in a renewed war with Perfection. How will this play out. Also, now that Trevor Mach is challenging Rude, who will face W00t at Victory Explosion 3?

EBW: X-cite
Fourside Expo Center
ENN

1. 3-Way New Generation Battle
Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Amigo (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
2. C-X-J Tag Team Battle "Feel the Fire Love the Anarchy"
Anguish/Grudge beat Fuel/Ultimo Munk (6:45) when Grudge submitted Ultimo Munk with the Black Gate.
3. Winner Returns Battle "Pertentionous Law"
Swift/Larmore/Generator beat Captain Strong/OPM #1/OPM #2 (10:26) when Swift hit the Muscle Buster on OPM #1
4. C-X-J Power Battle "Chaos Control"
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz beat Shadow/Given/Taken and Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch/Apple Kid (18:49) when Jamie hit the PK Kick on Apple Kid.
5. EBW vs. Perfection Tag Team Battle (Non-Title)
Franky/Poo beat Little Mac/Tack Angel (9:03) by Countout.
6. Loser Leaves EBW Battle (Rude Exempt)
Ness/Hotlanta/Trevor Mach beat Rude/Shark #1/Shark #2 (15:58) when Trevor hit the Macha Ye on Rude.

HUGE LAST MINUTE BREAKING NEWS BEFORE X-TASY.....

The rumors are circling now, that M's Style will be at Victory Explosion 3 in some form. EBW Women's GM hopes it in wrestling form, cause she has motivation for that too. All will be announced on X-TASY, which kicks off in a mere few hours. Could she return before VE3?! Only time will tell about that though.

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Trevor trains for MMA Battle with Rude. Hilarity ensues...



EBW.com caught up with Trevor Mach, who hasn't quite been the outspoken person we've come to expect lately, as he was hitting a heavy bag in preperation for his fight with Rude. The rebel has been a man on a mission since EBW returned. Taking his own path, he has played mind games with the Global World Champion and out the Royal Crown Champion on notice. The only thing he hasn't been able to do since his return from self exile is find his own place to stay yet. Since moving to Fourside with the rest of the EBW roster, it's been revealed that Trevor has been staying with the soon to be married Ness and Paula.



Ness: Trevor, you working out in the apartment again?!

Trevor Mach: Oh hey peeps! Hehe...what's going on?

Paula: Trevor, it's good getting to see you again and all. But, this place isn't big enough to be a gym.

Trevor Mach: I know I know! But Casa de Trevor burned down, and with it my expensive workout equipment. I mean I had a Chuck Norris Total Gym people.....A CHUCK NORRIS TOTAL GYM!

Ness: Ok ok....just try not to cause too much damage around here....we are renting after all. Geez, you come back after 6 months away, and you tell me that you want to go it alone, and have your own plans for Perfection, yet you stay in my apartment.....doesn't that seem a little odd buddy?

Trevor Mach: Maybe a little....but I've got a plan...and you know what they say about the best laid plans.

Ness: No, what do they say?

Trevor Mach: Ummm...actually I was asking you. What DO they say?

Paula: Oh brother....say...when is M's coming into town?

Trevor Mach: Tali? Oh she's on her way. I figure I'll get out of your hair when she gets here. She got plans too ya know....the best laid plans....I guess.

So Trevor is almost ready for the big bout at Victory Explosion 3, and Ness and Paula have a houseguest for awhile. This is the kind of stuff sitcoms are made of...



Paula: AHHH! Trevor! I'm in here!!!

Trevor Mach: Sorry! Sorry! I just needed my toothbrush! Ahhh!

EBW Fighters return to Power Play Wrestling!

EBW's closest ally Power Play Wrestling, also recently returned from hiatus to put on a big show in Dawn City. Picking up right where they left off, The Young Gunz returned to hone their craft, which The Sons of Anarachy continued their invasion. Jeff Andonuts kicked off the EBW participation in a Four Corners Match,pittin him against Billy Guapo, Bullet, and El Hijo Del Latino. The fans welcomed him back with open arms. He put up a great fight but ultimately Bullet won the match by pinning Billy Guapo after his Russian Roulette finisher. After the match Bullet expressed interest in going after Shadow and the C-X-J Championship. In the main event Anguish and Grudge stole a win from Rey Dorado and Savage Claw II, in the end of a points tournament that would crown new #1 contenders to the P+P Co-op Title. Anguish kicked Savage Claw II between the legs late in the match and pinned him with a bridge while Grudge prevented Rey from getting in to break up the pin. It was a very exciting match, but S.O.A's dirty tactics won them the title shot. The invasion of P+P heats up.

Power Play Wrestling: Dawn Approaches
Blue Sun Centre
Dawn City

1. Zurf Zambada defeated Explosivo by DQ (8:38) when Explosivo used a Steel Chair.
2. Rocky Guapo defeated Yozone (13:29) with an Alligator Clutch.
3. Mythbusters (2) defeated Spot Monkeys (0) (20:01) when Mythbuster Adam pinned Mono Loco with the Clothesline Confirmed.
4. Demons Of Destruction (2) defeated Flying Elvises (0) (17:42) when Demon Dan pinned Costello with the Brimstone.
5. Four Corner Survival
Billy Guapo defeated Bullet, El Hijo del Latino and Jeff Andonuts [EBW] when Bullet pinned Billy Guapo with the Russian Roulette (14:15).
6. P.O.X. defeated Menace To Society when Andiamo pinned Misfit with the P.O.X. Alert (20:36).
7. Sons Of Anarchy [EBW] (3) defeated Rey Dorado & Savage Claw II (0) when Anguish pinned Savage Claw II after a Low Blow (19:06).

EBW: X-cite Card Announced!

X-cite's card has been announced, and it's an exciting show for sure. Strong has once again booked the New Generation into matches, but changed up the lineup abit. With The Young Gunz over in P+P, Lovekick Connection books themselves into an over the top elimination C-X-J team battle along with Fuel and Ultimo Munk as they face off against the first family of chaos. Trevor Mach will take a break from his growing feud with Rude to assist Hotlanta in a No Rules Tag Team Battle against the Blood Brothers Danny Leung and KYO. This is expected to be the bloodiest bout since EBW's return. Newest EBW signees Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny made the decision to join EBW Sekigun and denounce Perfection last week. This week they will face each other in a 15-Minute Exhibition to warm up for a full time run with EBW, and to show the fans what they're for with these two foreign juggernauts on the roster. In the main event we get a huge 8-man tag team battle, as Ness, Swift, Tack Angel, and Little Mac team up to battle the elite of Perfection. What will happen when all 4 Perfection Champions team up together for the first time? Tune in and find out...

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. New Generation vs. Pertention Tag Team Battle
Maurice/Amigo vs. Larmore/Generator
2. 15-Minute Exhibition Battle
Captain Strong vs. Kinniku Mike
3. 10-Man Over the Top Elimination C-X-J Team Battle
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz/Fuel/Ultimo Munk vs. Shadow/Given/Taken/Anguish/Grudge
4. No Rules Tag Team Battle Macho Hotness vs. Madness
Trevor Mach/Hotlanta vs. KYO/Danny Leung
5. Strong Style vs. Emerald Dream 15-Minute Exhibition Battle
Eivion Thanatos vs. Green Destiny
6. EBW/Pertention vs. Perfection 8-Man Tag Battle
Ness/Swift/Tack Angel/Little Mac vs. W00t/Rude/Franky/Poo

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The first all-new X-TASY since the sundering of Onett 6 months ago, opens already in the ring with EBW Women's General Manager, Tess, and her Assisant GM, Nerma, in the ring. Tess has the brand new EBW Women's World Singles Title over her shoulder. Tess now speaks....



TESS: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the return of EBW Women's and X-TASY!!

Crowd cheers loudly.

TESS: Tonight, we have an action packed show for all yall's entertaiment, so I won't keep yall waiting too long. But first I have business to take care in this very ring. So with that said, I would like to ask the current EBW Women's Singles Champion and my very own daughter, Tracy, to come out.

Crowd boos as Tracy comes and walks down to ring. Tess then tells her....

TESS: I am gonna make this short and sweet as I can, Tracy. I am presenting with this brand-new title belt cause frankly the you got is quite ugly and generic. It is not worthy of a World Champion. So please takes this belt instead....

The happy Tracy takes the new belt from her mother, and looks it over. She then says to her....



TRACY: Damn that is nice looking belt, Tess. Thanks for giving it to me.

TESS: First off Tracy, it's "Mom" or "Momma" to you. Secondly, I am not giving you that belt by choice at all.

The now angry Tracy then tells Tess.....

TRACY: Not by choice?! What in the blue fuck does that mean....."Momma".

TESS: It simply means, i don't think you've earned the ring to hold that belt yet.

TRACY: Not earned it yet? I beat M's Style for this damn belt.

TESS: What that is technically true. But u still had alot fo help to do beat her. But I am gonna help with that problem.

TRACY: How is that?!

TESS: Well as you know, M's Style is rumored to be returning at Victory Explosion 3. And as you know we need a main event still. So I am thinking...it will be You defending that belt againist M's Style, in her return match.

TRACY: That's not fair.

TESS: As I said before, life is not fair Tracy, so deal with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other important things to attend too.

As Tess begins to leave, Erica's walks out and enters the ring. She then tells Tess....

ERICA: HEY YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE!

Tess stops and returns to the ring and meets Erica. Erica then tells her...

ERICA: HOW DARE YOU! How you ignore me. I said I wanted that title shot at Victory Explosion 3!

Tracy looks at Erica like "What the Fuck?!" Tess then tells Erica....

[b]TESS: Erica, I told you things change in drastic & more important situations. This is one of those situations. I am sorry, I can help you.

The now fuming Eric now yells at Tess.....

ERICA: THAT'S RIGHT BITCH! PANDER TO YOUR FUCKING STAR LIKE A GODDAMN PUPPET ON STRING!



Tess now tells Erica right in her face....

TESS: Erica, don't cross this line. I AM TELLING YOU NOT CROSS IT AGAIN!

ERICA: FUCK YOU, TESS! YOU crossing it FIRST by LYING to ME!!

Tess lowers her head for moment and shakes it, mumbling to herself. She then says to Erica....

TESS: Yes, you are right. I am sorry about that.

ERICA: SORRY?! SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT HERE! I WANT WHAT IS DUE ME!

TESS: Fine, you want it, you will get it. At Victory Explosion 3, it will be You VS Tracy VS M's Style in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for the title. Are you happy now?!

ERICA: Very much so.

TESS: Good, and now I am getting out of here.

Tess now leaves the ring, as Erica smiles happily. Erica then walks over to the still shocked Tracy. Erica just stares at the belt over her shoulder. She then tells her....

ERICA: That's a nice belt, Tracy. And I will be taking it at Victory Explosion 3 too. So enjoy while u still can.

Erica begins to leave, but then tells Tracy, who is trying to make senses of this whole situation.....

ERICA: Oh and I'll see u later tonight for our little non-title match. I am really looking foward to it. HAHAHAHAHA!



Erica now laughs maniacally as she leaves the ring, with Tracy still standing there. Tracy now say out loud.....

TRACY: WHAT?! WHY?! WHEN?! HOW?! AWWWW, SHIT! FUCK IT!

Tracy now leaves the ring as the opening segment fades out to a dramatic close.



The new opening theme song "I Love Myself Today" by Bif Naked plays as the opening pyro now goes off in the arena. If the opening promo was any indication of what is going down on X-TASY tonight, then it will be one wild and crazy ride tonight. And I don't think the women of EBW would have it any other way either.



Jan the Mach Pizza Girl was ready for her match tonight, againist EBW Ranger Purple. The newest ranger made her debut at the last show, at the expense of Jan, and Jan has not forgotten that at all.

1.) Jan fought with a fire tonight, but the three on one are easy to overcome. And as a result, the Ranger Purple took the victory, with a roll-up and handful of tights, after Pink distracted Jan.



All three Ranger then beat down Jan after the match, and posed over her fallen body. Rangers wins round one in this feud.

Backstage, in a darken room, which looked like a boiler room, The Lost Girls and Marle, whom all had new matching looks, and were shown standing by with EBW Women's new interviewer, Venus. Venus then asked Marle....



VENUS: Marle, on the last episode of X-TASY, you joined the Lost Girls. Why did u stab your best friend, Lucca, in the back and joins these.....um, girls?

MARLE: Venus, it's really simple. Lucca is a fucking NERD! I HATE NERDS! The Lost Girls also hates NERDS! Just ask Nerma.

The Lost Girls snicker out loud about that comment. Marle then tells Venus....

MARLE: Maybe you should thank them too, cause they gave you your new job. Anyway most of all, Mr. X hates NERDS! And if Mr. X hates something, we take care of that problem.

VENUS: But Lucca is still a problem, and she wants a match with you now, Marle.

MARLE: Oh she'll get her match with me, eventually. After the Lost girls soften the "four-eyes" up. Dusk, has the pleasure tonight. And she is gonna eat her for LUNCH!

Dusk then licks her lips and says....

DUSK: Yum Yum Yum!

The three then leave for then match, as it is NEXT! Good Luck Lucca.

2.) Lucca fough well enough againist Dusk, but just like Jan earlier, 3 on 1 is tough odds. But she did win still.....by DQ! As the changed Marle entered and struck her from behind with a viscious clothesline for the DQ.



The three Lost Girls then started putting the beatdown on Lucca. Marle then laid her with a viscous Marle Effect DDT (Evenflow style Spike DDT)! Marle then stood her fallen friend, as the scene faded to the back.

In back, we saw Ayla standing by with Schala. Schala then said....



SCHALA: It's a sad week for X-TASY cause my Ayla is not doing what she does best in the ring. Proving that "MIGHT ALWAYS WINS FIGHTS". But no matter. As next week, my Ayla will run through another victim with her raw power. So Let's just see somebody try and stop this Jurassic Smashing Machine from doing just that. Cause it will NEVER EEEEEVER happen!



Also backstage we see Kumatora and Val, along with Tracy. Tracy is nervously pacing back and fourth. She then says to both of them....

TRACY: I don't know what has gotten into Erica. I am so dumbfounded what went out in that ring, it's giving me a headache. Why wasn't I told about this. Why wasn't I informed about defending my world championship againist M's AND Erica at VE3. Is my mom trying to make me lose?!

KUMATORA: Calm down, Tracy. We've stuck by you through worse, and we'll stick by you through this as well.

VAL: Yeah besides, you won't need help to beat them. Erica is on our side still remember?

TRACY: OUR SIDE?! She wants my title. How is she on our side?

VAL: Hey, that's just business. I'd probably do the same thing in her situation.

The startled Tracy now yells at Val....

TRACY: WHAT?!

Kumatora now steps between Tracy and Val, and tells Tracy....

KUMATORA: Um....Val's gotta point though, it's really just about the title and not our alliance.

TRACY; OH MY GOD?! You are BOTH are againist me too?!

Kumatora and Val look at each and shrug their shoulders. The shocked and angered Tracy then yells at them both....

TRACY: GODDAMN IT! GET OUT NOW! I NEED TO THINK....ALONE!

KUMATORA: FINE! I got a match next againist Paula anyways. Come on, Val, let's give our fearless leader some alone time.

VAL: No problem.

Tracy now paces back and fourth, thinking to herself nervously. When all of a sudden, a familar voice tells her....

VOICE: Your loyal dogs are turning on you, aren't they?

Tracy looks around and says.....

TRACY: ERICA?! Come out from hiding!

Erica now walks out and tells Tracy....

ERICA: Hey Hey, I am just saying, I am just saying. That is all. See ya around.

Erica now leaving smiling to herself, as Tracy watches on in anger. The mindgames have started, and Tracy is losing the battle, it seems.

Back in the ring, Paula is with a seemingly frantic Nani. Paula gets the mic....

PAULA: My victory tonight, I dedicate to my new soon-to-be-hubby, NESS! Oh and of course, my BFF, M's Style. I hope you return soon, cause me and Nani are looking foward to it. Isn't that right Nani?

Nani takes the mic, but she is looking like has a lot on her mind and not herslef at all. All she says is.....

NANI: It's all my fault! It's all my fault! It's all my fault!

Nani now drops the mic as she keeps muttering "all my fault" and exits the ring. She then leaves as a confused Paula looks on.



Kumatora now comes out with Val, and the match begins.....Paula now has her game face on, or tries too, after what just happen with a strange Nani.

3.) Kumatora and Paula engaged in a nice little one match, that fast paced and high flying. To take the X-factor out of the occasion, Paula soared off the top turnbuckle and onto Val on the outside with a nice Crossbody Attack.



Eventually, the end came when Paula countered a Kumatora splash in the corner and nailed  her with Ness's own PSI ROCKIN! for the hard fought victory!

Paula celebrated in the ring, but the now angered and recovered Val came in to try and attack her from behind. Paula saw it coming and quickly exited the ring, as both Kumatora and Val looked at her in anger in the ring.

Paula quickly ran backstage where she found and confronted Nani....



PAULA: NANI! What is going on?! Why didn't you stay around and watch my back?!

The still frantic Nani then told her.....

NANI: Not like this! Not Like This! I am so sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Not Like this!

Nani then just walked off again, this time muttering "not like this" to herself repeatedly, while leaving the confused Paula standing there, whom utters...

[b]PAULA: Holy.....shit. That was a little freaky there.

Also backstage, we see Venus walking into the locker/throne room of the one and only Beautiful People, Angel and Velvet. Venus now overhears their conversation....



[b]ANGEL: Like "OH MY GOD!" Velvet, did you see Perfection's VIP room on X-Perience last night. I mean....EWWWW!

VELVET: No kidding, girl. That was just so tacky. They are sooooo totally JEALOUS of the Beautiful People.

ANGEL: Like totally jealous. Like 100% to the max jealous. Jealous with a capital J, cause the only true perfection in EBW is us, The Beautiful People.

VELVET: So true. HEY!

Velvet now sees Venus listening in on them....

VELVET: Why you little skank, are you snooping on the Beautiful People. How rude can you be! Anyways, this is an A and B conversation, so C your way outta here!

ANGEL: Yeah, and tell those two ugly princesses, we'll be ready to kick their fat out of shape asses in a few moments. NOW....LEAVE!

The irritated Venus just leaves, and the two go back to their idle gossip, not seemingly caring about the whole situation and that's their debut match is NEXT!

The Princesses Of Wrestling, Peach and Zelda, makes their way to the ring and look confident in the spoiling the Beautiful People's perfect debut. "Angel on My Shoulder" by Dale Oliver is now heard over the PA, as Angel and Velvet makes their way out, doing their usual ring entrance.



They then enter the ring like only they can, to the start the match.....

4.) Angel and Velvet pretty much dominate the match, but the Princesses do suprise them and make a quick comeback. A little dirty underhanded tactics by the Beautiful People end that quickly. As Angel throws Zelda into the ring post on the outside, behind the ref's back. Velvet then holds Peach in position for a Side Russian Legsweep as Angel runs in and nails Peach in the face with the Botox Injection or Yakuza Kick. They called that the Extreme Makeover! Velvet then makes the cover for the academic three count. A successful debut for the Beautiful People!

After the match, Velvet grabs Zelda and tosses her into the ring from the outside. Angel waits for her to get up and then nails her with the Lights Out or  Lifting Flatliner.



The two ladies then pose over both fallen Princesses as the segment fades out to the back....

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Backstage we see Erica standing by with Venus. Erica now quickly grabs the mic from her and tells her....

ERICA: Just leave! NOW!!

Venus, wanting no arguments after the her incidents with the Beautiful People, obliges and leaves.



Erica then says....

ERICA: M's Style? Tali?! WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE NOW?! I hope you are watching. Cause tonight, I am gonna show you and the rest of the EBW Awesomeverse why I am in the Triple Threat Match at Victory Explosion 3! I am in it because I am the best in the world today. You are not. I am the one who won the Final Four Match for the top contendership. NOT YOU! It was my right to challenge for title at Victory Explosion 3. Rights due ME! So here we are, Me and You, meeting in the ring once again. Do you remember what happened the last few times we fought each other? I DO!

Erica now begins to smile sadistically as she closes her eys and says, while trying to visualise her words....

ERICA: Right now, I am remembering burning your hair right off the top of your head. I am remembering tears of that worthless excuse of a boyfriend. What's his name?

Erica begins to think to herself.....

ERICA: I know now. It was Trevor. That's right. Nice scar by the way. And what a sweet little couple you two make. Well.....I HATE SWEET! And tell me something has your lovely locks grown back yet? [LAUGHS]

ERICA: NO?! Gee, that's too fucking bad. Then tell me something else, how did it feel to be buried alive? Did feel like the world was coming down all around you? Did it like death was your very door. I surely hope that it did. I rememeber doing dirt angels on your grave. It was my greatest moment afterall. But why do I bring up the past, youu might ask?

Erica now gets serious and says.....

ERICA: To remind everybody, just who the fuck I am. And to just what lengths I will go to take achieve what is my GOD GIVEN DESTINY at VE3. And that is to become EBW Women's World Singles Champion! You see people like Tracy, need to be reminded of the past. Tracy, I beat M's. NOT YOU! All you did was pick the bones and reap the benefits of my labor. NOT ANYMORE! THAT STOPS AT VE3!! Cause at VE3, I will do the reaping and you can do the weeping. Just like you will tonight when I beat you and break you mentally. SO CRY ME A RIVER, TRACY, CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Erica now begins to laugh maniacally again as she heads for the ring. Tracy vs Erica, Non-Title Main Event is NEXT!!



5.) Not much to right home here, it was a standard match, between two friends turned rivals. But it's the surprise shock ending that has the world buzzing....

Half way through this match, the EBW Tron cut to back and showed somebody arriving outside the Fourside Expo Center on a black and silver motorcycle.



Tracy and Erica just stopped fight were watching the Tron as this person wearing a motorcycle helmet to hide his/her identity, while carring a damn sledgehammer, walked down the hall.



Venus was overheard, shouting....

VENUS: Excuse me?! Who are you?! Hey! NO! You can't be here! Excuse me?! Wait!

The mystey person would have none of it and he/she headed towards the ring entrance area. "Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall then began to play over the loud speakers, as this person walked out onto the stage. Tracy and Erica just stared at this person, as he/she slowly removed the motorcycle helmet to reveal..... a very different, but still the same....M'S STYLE!!!



The crowd then errupted in cheers going apeshit, as M's has returned, rather earlier than expected!

Tracy and Erica quickly left the ring as M's slowly waled down to the ring and entered. M's then got the mic from ringside. M's now begins too.....



M'S STYLE: In case, you don't know who I am. My name is Lady M's. And you can all bet your asses that.....I AM BACK!!

Lady M's smiles and soaks in the cheers for a few more moments. She then looks over at Tracy and Erica and says....

LADY M'S: As you both can see I am back with a new look. I am back with a new name. But I am still the same M's, cause I am also back with the same damn attitude as before.

The crowd cheers more. M's then speaks again....

LADY M'S: Well I take that back, cause my attitude may seem a little crazier in a moment. It may even seem a little stupid too. Oh fuck it, it is crazy and stupid.

M's smiles and then tells Tracy and Erica....

LADY M's: Cause Tracy and Erica, as u can tell I have returned. I have returned a little earlier than expected too. And you wanna know why. Well I'll tell you why. I am challenging the both of you to Handicap Match on X-TASY, next week. What do you say, the two of you vs the one of me.

Tracy and Erica look at each, smile, and say together....

TRACY AND ERICA: WE ACCEPT!

M's smiles at that notion and tell them both....

[b]LADY M'S: By the looks on yall's dumb faces, yall are probably wondering why I am glad u accepted. Well u see I already know about the Triple Threat Match at Victory Explosion 3! And I know it will be for this....

M's picks up the EBW Women's World Title belt off the mat and looks at it as she says



LADY M'S: It is a nice belt. I will say that. But the truth of the matter is I could care less about winning it.

M's now tosses outside the ring, and tells both Tracy and Erica....



LADY M'S: You see I am challenging yall two to handicap match cause I haven't have a match in almost a year now. You see there's this nagging itch that has grown so much inside of me, and now it's like fucking army of monsterous bloodthirsty ticks, biting and clawing like goddamn maniacs and telling me to just do what I do best. AND JUST I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE! You see I am going into this match with just two things on my mind.....KICKING ASS AND CHEWING BUBBLE GUM! And looks like....

M's looks around pockets and finds nothing in them. She then tells them....

LADY M's: I AM ALL OUTTA GUM! So it's look like I am gonna have to settle for latter, and just KICK YALL'S ASSES INSTEAD! Cause quite frankly, I AM JUST REALLY SPOILIN' FOR A DAMN FIGHT!!

Lady M's now poses in the ring as "Fury of the Storm" plays again as Tracy and Erica, look at each other is horror and shock as the show fades to a close.

Lady M's is back and it's looks it will WILD RIDE IN EBW WOMEN'S ONCE AGAIN! Lady M's vs Tracy and Erica, in a 1-on-2 Handicap Match......see ya NEXT WEEK!



EBW: X-TASY on
THEME SONG: Bif Naked - I Love Myself Today
Fourside Expo Center

1.) Ranger Purple beat Jan The Mach Pizza Girl (9:34) with a roll-up and a handfull of tights.
2.) Lucca beat Dusk (6:41) by DQ when Marle attacked her.
3.) Paula beat Kumatora (17:27) with the PSI Rockin!
4.) A Beautiful Debut: The Beautiful People beat P.O.W. (15:02) when Velvet pinned Peach after the Extreme Makeover.
5.) Non-Title Match: Tracy battled Erica to a No Contest in (10:57).