Tonight's huge episode of EBW: X-perience kicked off with the whole Perfection faction in the ring. The crowd booed and threw garbage into the ring as Reno grabbed a mic.

Reno: Well hello EBW fans! It's GRRREAT to see you too. Actually I only care about your money going into my pocket but whatever. Perfection is in the house....OUR house, to make a big announcement....an alliance is being formed. Think of it this way...Perfection is a business...we love making money and gaining power. So it is in our best interest to do whatever it takes to keep doing that. Our new "business associates" feel the same way as we do, which is why we're going to have a "merger". You see, Perfection is being challenged by upstarts who wish to bring us down. Our new partners have the same problem. We agree that together we are an unstoppable force. We may come from other sides of the track, but our goals are the same.....domination. That is why I am pleased to present to you our newest partners in this business venture.....The Sons of Anarchy!!!

The stunned fans looked on as The Sons of Anarchy came down to the ring to join Perfection. Global World Champion W00t and C-X-J Champion Shadow stared each other down before shaking hands. This was a surreal moment, as the dominant C-X-J faction stood alongside the dominant heavyweight faction. All the EBW belts were in the ring at the same time. Shadow was handed the mic.

Shadow: Anarchy reigns in EBW right now....and it is PERFECT! Lovekick Connection, Forest Fire, and Young Gunz thought that they had an edge on the first family of chaos. They actually thought that they could turn the tide on us! I'm the C-X-J Champion for a reason. Not only am I a dark, ruthless son of a bitch....but I'm also smart. Joining with Perfection was the best way to ensure that we remain dominant. So Lovekick Connection, you book all the matches you want. We've got enough back up to ensure that anything you do....we can undo. Moz, you upstart little punk! You think you're C-X-J Champion material?! You're nothing but a teen hearthrob. You belong on some poster on a little girl's wall....you DON'T belong in this ring! At Victory Explosion 3 I will personally send you packing from wrestling. Tonight, I'll give you a taste of the pain.

W00t: Ness, I didn't appreciate you and your "new" Metal Rush vandalizing my dressing room. You've got a whole group of thugs and punks. You think that impresses me? You think I'm intimidated? I personally dismantled ChaotiX and I will personally dismantle Metal Rush! Tonight though, I'm going break that old man Little Mac right in front of you. Master Lu will have my back won't you?

Master Lu: .....

W00t: He's not much for talking, but I assure you that he will be ready tonight as well. Will you Ness? Will you be ready for another WKO? I don't think so.

Reno: Oh what a great night this is going to be! Perfection and Sons of Anarchy, coming together to form something even greater. Ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing the birth of: PERFECT ANARCHY!



Perfect Anarchy, the new dominant faction with all the gold, celebrated in the ring until Lovekick Connection appeared on screen. They were decked out in blue and grey...the colors of Metal Rush.



Moz: Well isn't this a sight. I've never seen such a hodge podge of losers in one ring at the same time!

Sal: I think you're right buddy! You see, they think that we should be intimidated now. But Lovekick Connection is never intimidated baby! We've always got a plan ourselves! If you'll notice we've made a bit of a wardrobe change. Now I wonder why that is? Jamie, why don't you let em know.

Jamie OD: It's simple really...you're not the only ones who can go around "forming mergers". We decided to have form an alliance of our own....with Metal Rush!

Sal: See, we're a business too. We deal in the ladies more then the money but you get my point.

Jamie OD: Sure we may still be outnumbered, but we've got the looks, we've got the tools, and we've got the talent.

Moz: Definately the tools.

Jamie OD: That's not what I meant.

Moz: Oh....well anyways, Shadow, you think I'm unworthy of facing you for that belt? I've got news for you pal. I'm a wrestler first and foremost. I've come close before...I WILL be C-X-J Champion!

The crazy action tonight was just getting started. The first match of the night pitted the New Generation against Captain Strong and his chosen "assistants" Metal Rush's Larmore and Generator. He continues to pick these two, as they have formed a strong team that has put the New Generation through its paces. This was a good strong style bout, and all 6-men put up a good fight. Mike, Maurice, and Amigo continue to improve every week. Mike and Maurice matched the smashmouth brawling of Generator and Lamore, while Amigo kept Strong on the mat where he is at his weakest. Larmore's brawling style helped him overwhelm "The French Fist", while Generator endured getting speared into the corner by "The Samoan Slaughterhouse". In the end it would be the Amaresu Star "Stone Cold" Amigo, who would make the difference, when he ducked a spinning back fist from Strong, and caught him in a German Suplex Pin. The New Generation got the huge upset win! Larmore and Generator were upset about the loss but tried to shake the hands of The New Generation. When they refused a brawl broke out between the teams. Strong broke it up, but seemed more concerned with protecting his opponents then his team mates. Strong then patted on Amigo on the back and said they would have their one-on-one battle on the next X-cite. As Stong and company left the ring, W00t and Reno came out to either blindside the new Metal Rush members or try and recruit The New Generation. In any case Ness and Swift arrived on the scene to make sure that whatever they attempted wouldn't happen. After a long stare down both groups headed to the back.

 

Next up, Lovekick and Forest Fire teamed up once again to battle the C-X-J contingent of the new Perfect Anarchy faction. Lovekick were accompanied by Swift and Tack to symoblize the new alliance with Metal Rush, while the EBW Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo came out with Shadow's team. The reason for all the outside backup was because this was a No Rules Battle, meaning anything and everything could happen...and it did. High flying action was mixed with ultra violence in this intense bout. Swift and Tack had their hands full making sure that Franky and Poo stayed out of the bout. Perfect Anarachy brought out the weapons, and turned the tide of the fight. In the middle of the melee, Shadow had Moz targeted and the two exchanged blows. Moz was getting the upperhand until he caught a chair to the back, which set him up for a Shadow Driver. The C-X-J Champion got the pin and the win. The brawl continued after the match with the Metal Rush team driving away Perfect Anarchy, but the damage was already done. Perfect Anarchy is for real.



Before the third match we were taken to the back where Nerma was interviewing Trevor Mach and Hotlanta.



Nerma: Nerma here with Trevor Mach and Hotlanta. Now tonight you two have your hands full with...

Ness: Trevor! Hot! I've been looking for you guys.

Trevor Mach: Yo Ness, what's up you metal badass you?

Ness: Well, I'm here to try once again to bring you two into Metal Rush. The lines are being drawn here and sides are being picked. Everyone is getting into this.

Trevor Mach: Ness, I understand that and I've got your back on this. But I have my own plans. You and I have a different path to take here. I'm going by the beat of my own drum. I've got things I want to do and I'm going to have fun doing them. Plus blue's not my color...BOOSH!

Ness: Ha! Ya know what? Go for it buddy. I can't wait to see what you've got on the agenda. How about you Hot? Are you in?

Hotlanta: Like Trevor I've got my own plans. If I'm going ever going to shake what happened 6 months ago I have to deal with KYO and Danny Leung.

Ness: Ok...well goodluck out there tonight guys.

Trevor Mach: Hey, we don't need luck...we're gooood. BOOSH!

Hotlanta: ....I'm not gonna say it Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Fair enough.

The third match of the night pitted Trevor and Hot against respective rivals EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude and Danny Leung. KYO of course made his way out to the ring as well, but Trevor evened things up with his barbed wire bat. Trev and Rude kicked it off, and like Trevor said before, he busted out some MMA inspired offense. In his fighting stance he shot in and took Rude to the mat, where he scrambled into half guard before attempting an armbar. Rude struggled to get to the ropes and grabbed them just as Trevor locked in the armbar. A relieved Rude quickly tagged in Danny who ran at Trevor who was still getting up and booted him in the head. With Trevor out of it KYO quickly darted towards Hotlanta, but Hot grabbed the barbed wire bat and fended KYO off. With his back to the ring Hot was left wide open to a dropkick from Danny that sent him flying. Trevor got to his feet to unleash a Shin Trevorplex on Danny, but the pin afterwards was broken up by Rude. Trevor had to fend off both Rude and Danny until he could get to his corner to tag in Hot. The hot superstar jumped onto the turnbuckle and dove into Danny and Rude. Trevor speared Rude over the ropes, while Hot and Danny brawled in the ring. The action heated up when Rude and Trevor were tagged in later. They exhanged hard strikes and kicks in the center of the room. KYO and Danny continued to mess with Hot, and this drove him to diving off the side of the ring to attack KYO. That's when the burned psycho pulled out some handcuffs and cuffed Hot to the ropes. Danny wuickly switched places with KYO so the ref thought that he was attacking him. He delivered blow after blow to Hotlanta until he was bleeding from the forehead. While the ref was trying to get them back into the ring KYO grabbed the barbed wire bat and hit Trevor in the bat as he was running the ropes. This opened up Trevor to Rude's Rulebreaka, and the Royal Crown Champion got the pin on Trevor Mach. After the match KYO took the bat to Hotlanta, and brutally bashed him with it until security came out to break things up. KYO once again took Hotlanta's blood and smeared it on his face. Perfect Anarchy's resident playa laughed at the downed Trevor Mach and gloated with his title.

   

Next the fans were treated to a special singles battle as Eivion Thanatos battled Green Destiny, in what would have been a classic contest if it weren't for what happened late in the bout. Eivion and Green were putting on a great contest, and showing the EBW fans what they were made of. Eivion was busting out his hardest strikes while Green Destiny was going exploder crazy. Perfect Anarchy's Franky and Poo came out to the side of the ring to watch the fight. Eivion and Green Destiny continued to put on an impressive display, but sure enough the tag champs ran into the ring and attacked both of the foreign superstars. Once again security had to come out and stop a big brawl. Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny have obviously gotten on the bad side of Perfect Anarachy.



In the semi-main event, Metal Rush's Swift and Tack Angel teamed up to take on the P+P duo of Rey Dorado and Savage Claw II. This tag battle would be the first match in a mini tournament to detirmine who would take on Franky and Poo at Victory Explosion 3. Rey and Savage Claw II were out of their element in this bout, but they put up an impressive fight, and the fans were glad to see the former C-X-J Champion back in the ring. Swift and Tack had obviously been training for a run at the tag belts, as they pulled off many combo moves. In the end they won it with a Double Rider Kick on Savage Claw II. The Metal Rush duo are on their way to the next stage on the road to the tag belts.

In the main event "Metal Hero" Ness teamed up with the legend Little Mac to take on Global World Champion W00t and Master Lu. The main event was filled with hot action, as rivals clashed and brawled. Ness and W00t did most of the work in the ring, but the fans were on the edge of their seats waiting for the moment when Mac and Lu would finally duke it out. When that moment finally came the fans were on their feet. Lu extended his hand to his former friend but Mac slapped it away. Master Lu looked back at W00t, who demanded that he "do it". That's when Lu delivered a big roundhouse kick that caught Mac off guard. He tried for a pin but only got a 1 count. Mac scrambled to his feet and started unleashing a sick flurry of punches and hooks. The two legends battled it out and actually stepped it up to a new level. They were reminicent of how they competed 20 years ago. Late in the match Ness and Lu were in the ring. Ness ran the ropes and purposly knocked W00t to the floor before kicking a weakened Lu in the gut and delivering a Thunder Brainbuster. 1-2-3 Ness wins the match. After the bout, the locker room poured out, with fighter from Metal Rush and Perfect Anarachy coming out to brawl. Rude jumped into the ring to attack Ness, but a bandaged Trevor Mach ran out from the crowd to chase him off with the bat. An also bandaged Hotlanta also came out to assault Danny and KYO. Swift and Tack brawled with Franky and Poo, until Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny arrived on the scene to return the favor from earlier. The C-X-J contingent of Perfect Anarachy came out to take the advantage, but Lovekick also came running out with chairs in hand. Soon after the whole roster seemed to be duking it out as the show came to a close. The road to Victory Explosion 3 is being paved in blood. Who knows what will happen next..,



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man Tag Team Battle New vs. Now
Kinniku Mike/Maurice/Amigo beat Captain Strong/Larmore/Generator (8:56) when Amigo hit the German Suplex Pin on Captain Strong.
2. C-X-J No Rules 10-Man Tag Team Battle
Shadow/Given/Taken/Grudge/Anguish beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Moz/Fuel/Ultimo Munk (15:31) when Shadow hit a Shadow Driver on Moz.
3. Tag Team Battle Blood and Bling vs. Hotness and Machismo
Rude/Danny Leung beat Trevor Mach/Hotlanta (13:11) when Rude hit Tha Rulebreaka on Trevor Mach.
4. Special Singles Battle Strong Style vs. Emerald Dream
Eivion Thanatos vs. Green Destiny (5:50) went to a No Contest.
5. EBW Tag Team Mini Tournament Metal Power Play
Swift/Tack Angel beat Rey Dorado[P+P]/Savage Claw II[P+P](9:57) with a Double Rider Kick on Savage Claw II.
6. Tag Team Battle Feel the Rush Metal>Perfection
Ness/Little Mac beat W00t/Master Lu (11:22) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Master Lu.

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Rude and Trevor comment on upcoming Caged MMA Battle at Victory Explosion 3!

EBW.com was on hand at the offical signing ceremony for the Caged MMA Battle for the EBW Royal Crown Championship at Victory Explosion 3. Everyone was on edge as Trevor and Rude signed the document, but Trevor merely smirked at Rude as he headed out the door. Rude was none to happy about.



Rude: That punk ass bitch thinks that he can intimidate me with a smirk?! Dawg, check out da bling.....check out da hardware. I'm the EBW Royal Crown Champion dawg! When VE3 rolls around I'm gonna do a number on your face ya feel me? Inside that cage...you won't be hiding from the Playa of Perfect Anarchy. Bank on it bitch!

Trevor seemed to be in better spirits heading out of the office...



Trevor Mach: I think Rude needs to take a chill pill or something. Geez, it's like we're about to beat the hell out of each other in a cage or something.

Lady M's: Ummm.....that's exactly what you're going to be doing.

Hotlanta: You JUST signed the contract for it remember?

Trevor Mach: Ooooh yeah! Well anyways, we're going to have an all out war at Victory Explosion 3. I'm going to win that belt and become the first ever EBW Grand Slam Champion. See, it's all apart of my plan. M's and I came back to EBW with plans in mind for what we wanted to do.....now we're carrying them out and it's alot of fun! BOOSH!

It was at this time that Trevor was....."interrupted".



Kanye West: Yo Trevor...I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish....but Rude had one of the best promos of all time.....one of the best promos of all time! Oh and Mr. Poochyfud doesn't care about black people!

Luckily Swift and his trusty sledgehammer beat the ever living hell out of the ignorant douchebag.



Trevor Mach: Uhhh.....gee thanks Swift.

Swfit: That's what I'm here for. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna take out the trash.

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Another weekend on tour for EBW means another exciting episode of EBW: X-tra. This week, the EBW roster headed to the far off Mushroom Kingdom for the "Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy Tour in Mushroom Kingdom", so they could deliver two days of great wrestling action.

The first day kicked off with two special C-X-J singles bouts. The Forest Fire/Anguish & Grudge feud continued, as Anguish took on Ultimo Munk and Fuel took on Grudge. Both matches were fast paced impressive displays. Anguish kept the high flying Munk on the ground and brutalized him for much of the match, before going airborn himself with a Shooting Star Press that got him the victory. Fuel evened the score in the second bout, when the C-X-J Cup winner took down Grudge with a Shining Wizard and then went high risk with his new Fireball 360 finisher for the win.

In the third bout of day 1 Little Mac took on Perfect Anarachy's Franky in a special singles battle. Both of these men are strikers, but Franky has some power moves to his credit as well, and that helped him control the pace of the bout. He did have to avoid Mac's deadly fists though, or it would be over in an instant. As the match progressed foreign superstars Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny came out and served as a distraction to Franky. The distraction allowed Mac to clobber Franky with  a nose breaking KO Punch. Little Mac scored the quick and impressive KO victory with a little help from Perfect Anarchy's newest enemies.



Next up, potential #1 contenders Swift and Tack Angel took on the master/student team of Master Lu and Poo in the first of the Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy feature bouts. It was a hard fought hard hitting contest. Poo and Lu fought like a well oiled machine, but Swift and Tack are really coming together as a formidible team. The Double Rider Kick is especially dangerous. Near the end of the match Little Mac came out which provoked Lu to try and go talk to him. Mac simply nodded in disapproval and walked to the back. By the time Lu turned back around Tack Angel had gone to the top rope and unleashed a HUGE Rider Kick all the way to the gorund. Swift was in the ring slapping Poo around before hitting a spinning back fist, kicking him in the gut, and then setting him up for the Muscle Buster. 1-2-3! Swift and Tack put down the master/student team and scored a blow for Metal Rush.



In the main event we saw a 10-man Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy battle that involved fighters from the C-X-J and Heavyweight divions. Global World Champion W00t, EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude, C-X-J Champion Shadow, and C-X-J Tag Team Champions Given and Taken would do battle with Metal Rush's Ness, Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, Larmore, and Generator.  The hybrid teams would make for some interesting action. The all gold team of Perfect Anarchy were the dominant force at first, as their game plan involved wearing down #1 contender Ness, and keeping him from getting a tag. But eventually Ness tagged in Larmore who floored Given and Taken before quickly tagging in Generator who hit his GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Taken. The pace then shifted to suit the high flying C-X-J fighters. Sal and Jamie brought the fight to their VE3 competitors, while Shadow focused on Generator who was a former rival way back when. Unfortunately late in the match W00t had Ness isolated again. The #1 contender fought with all he had and showed alot of heart, but in the end W00t was able to down him with the WKO to get the pin and the win. W00t then grabbed his title and stood on top of the downed Ness while his army held back Metal Rush. He shouted at Ness to get up and take his belt before laughing at how pathetic he thought this new Metal Rush was. Perfect Anarchy stood triumphant over Metal Rush on the first day.



Day 2 saw more C-X-J wrestling kicking off the action. This time The Young Gunz (minus Apple Kid) were on the scene to team with Forest Fire against the C-X-J contingent of Perfect Anarchy (minus Anguish) in an 8-Man C-X-J Tag Battle. It was an action packed bout, but the first family of chaos were up to their old dirty tactics which turned the tide in their favor. Shadow personally dismanteled Ultimo Munk, and called him Moz the entire time. Obviously getting prepared for the VE3 bout. In the end Shadow got the win after hitting Munk with a Shadow Driver.

Speaking of Moz, the #1 contender to the C-X-J Championship had his hands full in a three way battle against Anguish and Apple Kid This was the first real challenge for Moz since the return of EBW but he didn't disappoint, and sent a message to Shadow by taking down Anguish with the Jonas Jackhammer.



The third match of day 2 saw Master Lu take on Generator in a special singles bout. Yesterday, Mac had won his singles match in a timely fashion, and Lu was intending to do the same. but Generator would give him a tough challenge. But Franky and Poo got involved and helped Lu hit the Starstorm Omega on Generator to get the win. Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny came out to chase off Franky and Poo, but Generator leapt out of the ring after them and stopped them in their tracks.

Noticably absent from Day-1 were Trevor Mach and Hotlanta, but they arrived for Day-2, in a match with the odds stacked against them. They would be taking on EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude, KYO, and Danny Leung in a 2-on-3 Handicap Battle. This was not a No Rules Battle, but it was brutal and bloody none the less. As usual Danny and KYO were mostly obsessed with taking Hotlanta apart, but he is now more then happy to fight them off. Trevor and Rude exchanged some heavy blows as well, and once again Trevor managed to take Rude down and put him in a submission. This time it was an Ankle Lock, but Rude once again got to the ropes in time. KYO was excessively violent and almost got his team DQ'd. But Hotlanta managed to toss him out of the ring and delivered a Spinning Back Kick to Danny who was the legal man and got the pinfall. After the bout Hot picked Danny back up and offered him a handshake. Danny spit blood at Hotlanta which got him another Spinning Back Kick that sent him out of the ring. KYO and Rude got back into the brawl but a bloody Trevor pulled out his barbed wire bat and kept the Perfect Anarchy tandem at bay. Rude held up the Royal Crown Championship at the smirking bloody smirking Trevor. Hotlanta stared down the blood brothers...



In the main Ness, Swift, and Tack Angel battled Global World Champion W00t and EBW Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo in a 6-Man Best 2/3 Falls battle. The Metal Rush and Perfect Anarchy teams were bloodthirsty and hungry for victory. That made this a highly competitive brawl. Tack Angel got the first pin of the match after a big Rider Kick on Poo, but Franky quickly evened the score after hitting his Shouten on Tack. With both teams at one pin it was down to Ness and W00t, as they continued the fight they started the day before. Today was different though as glimpses of the old "Metal Tyrant" were shining through. An eye gouge here and a rope hold there, had the fans laughing at W00t as he for once tried to complain to the ref about foul play. These tactics helped Ness keep w00t off guard, and he scored the huge pinfal on the Global World Champion after hitting a Thunder Brainbuster. Today Metal Rush stood triumphant in the ring. W00t stomped around outside of the ring livid as Reno came out to talk him down. That's when they noticed that W00t had left the Global World Championship in the ring. He tried to get back in to get it, but Larmore and Generator arrived to keep Perfect Anarchy out of the ring. W00t demanded his belt back, but Ness merely smirked and picked up the title as the show came to a close...



EBW: X-tra "Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy Tour in Mushroom Kingdom" on
Mushroom Kingdom Courtyard

Day 1

1. C-X-J Singles Battle
Anguish beat Ultimo Munk (7:55) with a Shooting Star Press.
2. C-X-J Singles Battle
Fuel beat Grudge (6:31) with the Fireball 360.
3. Special Singles Battle
Little Mac beat Franky (4:55) with the KO Punch.
4. Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy Tag Team Battle
Swift/Tack Angel beat Poo/Master Lu (9:03) when Swift hit the Muscle Buster on Poo.
5. Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy 10-Man Tag Battle
W00t/Rude/Shadow/Given/Taken beat Ness/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Larmore/Generator (18:42) when W00t hit the WKO on Ness.

Day 2

1. Forest Fire/Young Gunz vs. Perfect Anarchy 8-Man C-X-J Tag Battle
Shadow/Given/Taken/Grudge beat Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch/Fuel/Ultimo Munk (12:56) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Ultimo Munk.
2. C-X-J Three Way Battle
Moz beat Anguish and Apple Kid (9:12) with the Jonas Jackhammer on Anguish.
3. Special Singles Match
Master Lu beat Generator (5:31) with the Starstorm Omega.
4. 2-on-3 Handicap Battle
Trevor Mach/Hotlanta beat Rude/KYO/Danny Leung (11:20) when Hotlanta hit a Spinning Back Kick on Danny Leung  
5. Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy 6-Man 2/3 Falls Battle
Ness/Swift/Tack Angel beat W00t/Franky/Poo (20:19) 2-1 Falls.
Tack Angel pinned Poo (12:03) after a Rider Kick.(1-0)
Franky pinned Tack Angel (12:20) after a Shouten. (1-1)
Ness pinned W00t (20:19) after a Thunder Brainbuster. (2-1)

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EBW WOMEN'S NEWS FOR THE NEXT X-TASY....



EBW Women's General Manager, Tess, along side her assistant and EBW Men's backstage interviewer, Nerma, spoke from EBW Women's headquarters today. They then showed off what appeared to be a contract to the camera. Tess then declared....

TESS: This contract is for the Victory Explosion 3 is for the Triple Threat Match for the EBW Women's World Championship. I guarantee that all three women will be at X-TASY and will sign this contract. I just hope no phsyical altercations will happen, as the main event has been signed as well. It is againist my better judgment, but it will be Lady M's vs Tracy and Erica in a 1-on-2 Handicap Match. That is all for now. I, thank you all and hope you will tune in for another exciting edition of X-TASY.

ANOTHER NEW TAG TEAM SIGNED....FRENCH TWINS!! OOO LA LA LA!!



Tess and Nerma then welcomed the newest members of the always growing and expanding EBW Women's roster.....the French twins, Fifi and BiBi.....Los Poubelles!! Both ladies are looking foward to their debut at the next X-TASY as well.

HERE IS THE FULL CARD FOR SECOND ALL-NEW X-TASY!

The full card for the second all new X-tasy is as followed....



EBW: X-TASY on
THEME SONG: Bif Naked - I Love Myself Today
Fourside Expo Center

1.) Le Début de Jumeaux: Los Poubelles (Fifi & BiBi) VS Ranger Yellow & Ranger Pink
2.) Lucca & Jan The Mach Pizza Girl VS The Lost Girls (Dusk & Dawn) w/ Marle
*Contract Signing for Triple Threat Match at Victory Explosion 3*
3.) Angel w/ Velvet VS Zelda w/ Peach
4.) 1-on-2 Handicap Match: Lady M's VS Tracy & Erica

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Where were Trevor Mach and Hotlanta? Full X-cite card revealed!

Many fans were wondering where Trevor Mach and Hotlanta were during the first day of the tour in the Mushroom Kingdom. Well EBW.com was able to track them down along with Lady M's near what used to be Onett. They had met up near what used to be EBW Arena, before heading to where Casa de Trevor used to be. It was there that they stopped at a gravestone...



Trevor Mach: Hey, I know it's been awhile since I've visited. But I just wanted to let you know...that we are making the most of our second chances. Tali is finally herself again and Hotlanta is finding a new identity for himself.

Hotlanta: .....

Trevor Mach: That being said...I think it's time to step up the intensity in EBW. You and I didn't have much in common at the end...but we both want to see things get done. The only difference there is I plan on enjoying it. I've changed....I'm more of a thrill seeker now. I'm going to live for the moment...but not with drugs or anything....that would be stupid.

Lady M's: Totally.

Trevor Mach: So I just thought I would let you know...things are about to get really exciting in EBW. An old friend is ready for a comeback. Together...we're all gonna have some fun! It's time to get crazy! Can you feel it? I can feel it...I feel the Rising Force...BOOSH!

Hotlanta: Ok, what the HELL is he talking about?

Lady M's: Just go with it. He's just....doing his thing.

Rumors of who Trevor's "old friend" is are already swirling. We won't have to wait long to find out, as he is scheduled to join Trevor in a Tag Team Battle against his rival EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude and Master Lu. Other bouts on the card have also been announced. Amigo and Captain Strong will do battle in the opening bout, which is another 15-Minute Exhibition Battle. Larmore and Generator are now apart of Metal Rush, but the growing rivalry with the New Generation continues. In the second match Larmore and Generator will take on Maurice and Kinniku Mike. Captain Strong made this match a Submission Battle, as Maurice is better known for his striking and stand up game while Mike is better known for his power moves. This will force them to expand their submission knowledge and move repertoire. Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny have decided to put their old rivalry aside to team up for tag team gold. The newest signees to EBW have yet to have a full match, yet they demand a chance to prove themselves worthy of EBW gold. Grudge and Anguish will be their first test as a team in the EBW Tag Team Mini Tournament. Hotlanta will do battle with heated rival Danny Leung in one-on-one competition. KYO has been banned from ringside so these two can settle the score. In the main event Ness, Swift, Tack, Moz, Sal Paradise, and Jamie OD will take on the All Gold Team of W00t, Franky, Poo, Shadow, Given, and Taken in a 12-Man Over the Top Rope Elimination Team Battle. As the road to VE3 comes closer to an end what can we expect? Find out on the next X-cite!

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 15-Minute Exhibition Battle
Amigo vs. Captain Strong
2. New Generation vs. Metal Rush Submission Tag Battle
Maurice/Kinniku Mike vs. Larmore/Generator
3. EBW Tag Team Mini Tournament
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Grudge/Anguish
4. Special Singles Battle Revenge or Absolution?
Hotlanta vs. Danny Leung
5. Tag Team Battle Rising Force
Trevor Mach/? vs. Rude/Master Lu
6. Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy 12-Man Over the Top Rope Elimination Team Battle
Ness/Swift/Tack/Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. W00t/Franky/Poo/Shadow/Given/Taken

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EBW meets the Social Networking world! EBW Tweeter!

In a press conference earlier today that took place over the internet, Mr. Poochyfud introduced the net community to the newest Social Networking System...EBW Tweeter!!! The EBW Awesomeverse will be able to use the system to catch up on what the EBW Fighters are up to. EBW.com will be sure to regularly post EBW Tweets that are deemed news worthy. After a quick demonstration Mr. Poochyfud accidentally clicked a link that went to a Rick Roll. Below are the first tweets from the EBW wrestlers.











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Ness: Metal Rush here, ready to kick some Perfect Anarchy ass tonight! Now at Victory Explosion 3, W00t and I are going to have the match of a lifetime. It's been my goal to make it back to a Victory Explosion Main Event and win the top belt in our sport. It's been a long three years for me....I've seen alot of changes in EBW. But one that won't change is my desire to be Global World Champion! This belt that I hold in my hands....I intend on earning it at Victory Explosion 3. W00t, you said I haven't done anything lately...how is this for making up for lost time? I bet you're wanting your belt back. Well...you know where I'll be tonight...come and get it.



W00t: NESS! You piece of Onett trash! You're nothing but a pathetic thief! That is MY title and I want it back! Perfect Anarchy is going rain hell down on you tonight! That I promise!



After a successful tour in the Mushroom Kingdom, EBW returned to Fourside for tonight's thrilling episode of EBW: X-cite. Ness has recruited a new Metal Rush to go to war with the newly aligned Perfect Anarchy. Trevor and Hotlanta are fighting wars of their own and being very unpredictable in the process. Lovekick Connection is looking to take back the C-X-J Belts from the first family of chaos, and the New Generation is rising. What was going to happen next?

We opened the night with another 15-Minute Exhibition. This time Captain Strong would attempt to give a lesson to Amaresu star Amigo, but the young prospect was ready to blaze a trail of his own. Maurice, Kinniku Mike, Larmore, and Generator were all out to see the match go down. Amigo looked vey impressive early on, taking down Strong and making the veteran work, but the former EBW Champion took control and chopped Amigo down. It was back and forth as the seconds ticked away. The fact that the match is only 15 minutes means that you have to work hard to finish it early, and that's what both fighters were trying to do. Strong could not keep down Amigo long enough and it looked like yet another draw was coming. But within the final minute Amigo whipped Strong into a corner, forced him to the top, hit a picture perfect German Suplex off the turnbuckle, then got the pin for the huge upset victory! After the match Amigo helped Strong to his feet and shook his hand. A surprising show of respect to the veteran. Strong looked on stunned but then raised Amigo's hand in victory before giving him the same slap he gave Maurice and Mike. He demanded a rematch...at Victory Explosion 3.



In the second bout Larmore and Generator took on Maurice and Kinniku Mike in a Submission Battle. Now Larmore and Generator aren't known as submission specialists, but they had more experience with them and that helped them out greatly in this fight. Maurice the striker and Kinniku Mike the power worker had their hands full but still put up a good fight. Larmore ended up getting the win with a Rear Naked Choke on Maurice that he used to choke out "The French Fist" when he refused to tap. Kinniku Mike responded to the loss by losing his cool and whipping Larmore and Generator into seperate corners, before splashing them both. This lead to a full blown brawl between the two teams. Larmore got on the mic but was too drunk to talk, so Generator grabbed it and demanded that Maurice and Mike take them on at Victory Explosion 3 in a No Rules Tag Battle.

The third match was part of the mini tournament to detirmine who will face Franky and Poo for the tag belts at Victory Explosion 3. Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny would team up for the first time in their careers to compete in the tournament and get revenge on Franky and Poo for their disrespect. Grudge and Anguish would be the first test for the new duo. That test would be a short one, as Eivion and Green finally got to show their talents to the EBW fans by decimating the Perfect Anarchy team. In less then a minute Eivion Thanatos had used a release German Suplex to toss Anguish out of the ring the hard way, while Green Destiny used his Exploder Head Drop Suplex to bust open Grudge and get the pinfall victory. Swift and Tack watched from the ramp as Grudge and Anguish scattered to get out of the right. Eivion and Green will meet Swift and Tack on the next X-perience.

The forth match up pitted Hotlanta against Danny Leung in a one-on-one grudge match. KYO was no where to be seen at first, so Hotlanta was focused and ready to fight Danny. Danny was fighting with a brutal style not seen in him before the long hiatus. He and Hotlanta traded big kicks back and forth and ran the ropes to collide in the center several times. Danny was out for blood and Hotlanta was happy to oblige. This was not a technical bout by any stretch. The addition of KYO outside the ring later in the bout pushed it to that extra level of intensity. Unfortunatly the presense of KYO was enough to turn the tide against Hotlanta, and Danny pinned him after a solid Superkick to the chin. After the bout KYO and Danny were about to close in on Hotlanta, but Reno called them back.

Reno: Hotlanta, you've become quite the thorn in the side of Perfect Anarachy haven't you? That's why I had to unleash these two on EBW in the first place. I'll have to admit when I was looking for a hit squad to bring in to take you down....I wasn't expecting these two. My source came to me....from EBW Women's. She had discovered some "important" information. I was there to be the sympathetic ear you might say. When I heard that KYO and Danny Leung were actually brothers I was shocked...but it also explained alot. These two had brutal wars prior to our hiatus when they should've been focusing on you...but you changed that. You made them take notice...and tried to kill KYO. When Danny found out that KYO was his brother...well he was more then happy to reconnect and KYO actually let him get close. They both decided to exact revenge on you and that's why we're here. Now to the point of my long dialogue....Victory Explosion 3. I'm booking you in a match against KYO at the huge pay per view. But it's not going to be a normal match...it's....something new. Something that KYO came up with. Something that could rival the dance with fire that burned him up. He wanted the match and I was willing to put it together. Picture this: The 8-sided ring will be surrounded by a circular rotating cage covered in barbed wire. That's right, it's going to rotate. Which means it will grind you up Hotlanta. That's why it's called.....The Grindhouse!



Next up, EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude and Master Lu would do battle against #1 Contender to the Royal Crown Trevor Mach and a mystery partner. Since he dropped the bomb that he had an old friend wanting to make a comeback, fans have been excited to see who it would be. Trevor Mach came out alone in slightly altered ring gear with shades, a bandana covering his mouth, and MMA gloves. He stood at the top of the ramp and pointed to the entrance tunnel where Dynamic Dougie  made his first appearance in EBW since Victory Explosion 2. Rude and Lu were caught off guard as Dougie shook hands with Trevor. Dougie was wearing a similar outfit but mostly white while Trevor was more decked out in black. Dougie was sporting a leg brace, no doubt from the big fall he took over a year ago. Both fighters came out ready for war and showed that in a highly explosive match. Trevor once again showed Rude that he is ready for their MMA encounter, by taking him to the mat once again. A frustrated Rude pulled out some ground based offense of his own and showed that he is likewise ready for Victory Explosion 3.  Dougie showed little ring rust and sported a more technical moveset then his prior run with EBW. Lu put up an impressive as well, but was more distracted by Little Mac, who was looming outside the ring and returning the favor to his old friend. The distraction proved to do the trick as Dynamic Dougie won his first match back after hitting the Dynamic DDT on Master Lu. A big win for Dougie.



After the match, Nerma chased down Trevor and Dougie as they headed to the back.



Nerma: Guys! Guys!
 
Dynamic Dougie: Huh? Hey Trev, who is this?

Trevor Mach: That's Nerma the interview lady....alot's changed around here.

Dynamic Dougie: I see that!

Nerma: Guys, this is huge news! After more then a year Dynamic Dougie has returned to EBW!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, it's great that my best friend and cousin Dougie Mach has returned to EBW. That's right...he's my cousin. You might be asking yourself "Is that a retcon?" My response to you is "Shut up".

Dynamic Dougie: Nerma, it is GREAT to be back in EBW! I'm feeling the energy here and I love it! I missed these people and I missed the fans, and most of all I missed getting to wrestle! After Victory Explosion 2 I had to take alot of time off to recover, but I've been rehabbing my wounds, training, and planning for the day that I would be able to come back! Now I've returned with my homeslice Trevor Mach, and we're going to have alot of fun here in EBW!

Nerma: Fun? Trevor, you keep talking about all the fun you're going to have doing this and that. Was that because of tonight's surprise with Dougie?

Trevor Mach: Surprise? You think this is the surprise? Ha...stick around...we're REALLY gonna have some fun! BOOSH!

Dynamic Dougie: BOOSH!

After the shock of Dougie's return it was time for the main event. Ness's Metal Rush would do battle with W00t's Perfect Anarchy, in a 12-Man Over the Top Rope Elimination Team Battle. This all out brawl had the fans on their feet. Everyone in the match had a bone to pick with someone else in the ring and that was obvious. Swift and Tack took out the tag champs surprisingly early with a double rider kick that sent them both over the ropes. Shadow and Moz choked eachother beside the ropes and accidentally flipped over to get eliminated. Given and Taken managed to double clothesline Sal and Jamie out before getting same treatment from Swift and Tack. The eliminations were coming early. Before long it was 3-on-1 with Ness, Swift, and Tack taking turns punching on W00t. But outside interference lead to Swift and Tack getting eliminated and finally it was down to Ness and W00t. As the two did battle in the ring the lights suddenly went out. You could hear the utter chaos as the participants of the match battled outside the ring. No one knew if Ness and W00t were even still in the ring. When the lights came back on we found that Metal Rush and Perfect Anarchy had both evacuated the ring. Instead, standing in the ring were Trevor Mach, Dynamic Dougie Mach, and Hotlanta. Trevor was now decked out in a black variation of his old hat and a black trenchcoat. Hotlanta's red and black costume as replaced with a black and white one. All of them were armed to keep the other wrestlers out of the ring. Trevor also had a mic.

Trevor Mach: Well....what a predicament we've got going on right now. Metal Rush and Perfect Anarachy doing  battle only to be interrupted by....us. It seems that nobody was expecting this little surprise....the three of us...standing together. But I've been saying that I've had my own plans for weeks now. I guess if you're not in one faction or the other you lose attention....do I have your attention now? See, the three of us don't have a beef with Metal Rush...those guys over there are my friends. But something changed in me over the last 6 months.  I'm more of a thrill seeker now. I want to take things to the next level! I want to keep going! I want to go extreme! I want to do the things no one else has done yet! The men in the ring with me feel the same way. We feel like blazing our own trail in EBW even if that means having to fight guys from Metal Rush too. No offense to them at all, cause like I said they are my friends, but sometimes you have to fight your friends if you want to get in on the best fights. We deserve it and the EBW fans deserve it. They also deserve an alternative to the MR vs. PA war. If there has to be another faction war in EBW, well then we're throwing our hats into it too and we'll do whatever it takes to make an impact! Perfect Anarchy, you're gonna rue the day you decided to mess with EBW. Oh yeah, there is some immenent rue-age on the way for you! This is just the beginning too. The wildcards in this little dispute have big plans and like I've been saying...we're gonna have some fun baby! We're the rising force in EBW. We're the fly in the ointment....the monkey in the wrench. We're like the lovable tweeners if you want to use that sort of term. We're the storm in the calm waters.....you can call us....Maelstrom!

The show ended in chaos, as Trevor Mach once again changed the game with the formation of the new faction: Maelstrom...



EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 15-Minute Exhibition Battle
Amigo beat Captain Strong (14:48) with a Top Rope German Suplex.
2. New Generation vs. Metal Rush Submission Tag Battle
Larmore/Generator beat Maurice/Kinniku Mike (10:59) when Larmore tapped out Maurice with a Rear Naked Choke.
3. EBW Tag Team Mini Tournament
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny beat Grudge/Anguish (0:55) when Green Destiny hit an Exploder Head Drop Suplex on Grudge.
4. Special Singles Battle Revenge or Absolution?
Danny Leung beat Hotlanta (5:01) with a Superkick.
5. Tag Team Battle Rising Force
Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie Mach beat Rude/Master Lu (9:05) when Dougie hit the Dynamic DDT on Master Lu.
6. Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy 12-Man Over the Top Rope Elimination Team Battle
Ness/Swift/Tack/Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. W00t/Franky/Poo/Shadow/Given/Taken (15:11) went to a No Contest.

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Ness has a word with Trevor!

EBW.com caught up with Metal Rush leader Ness today, as he sought out Trevor, who is now the leader of rival faction Maelstrom. He found him at one of Fourside's many dojos...



Ness: Trevor, what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Trevor Mach: Uhh.....training in Shotokan Karate? It's the same fighting style as MMA champion Myoto "The Kimodo" Lachida.

Ness: You know what I mean man! I'm talking about what went down at X-cite! You've always gotta do things the difficult way huh?

Trevor Mach: That's how I roll brotha!

Ness: Well damnit man! You could've told me about it!

Trevor Mach: But then it wouldn't have been a surprise now would it?

Ness: Is that so?! Wait a minute...why the hell are you training with Sal Paradise? Trying to recruit him to Maelstrom?!

Trevor Mach: No, I'm training with him because Sal Paradise is the shit!

Sal Paradise: Damn right!

Ness: You're insane you know that!?

Trevor Mach: Noted.

Ness: ....Still going to be the best man at my wedding?

Trevor Mach: Absolutely.

Ness: ....You gonna hit me with that barbed wire bat?

Trevor Mach: .....Not at the moment.

Ness: Oh...well ok....we're still cool then.

Trevor Mach: Boosh!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey Trev, you sure got yourself a keeper over here. Hey goodlooking, need me to spot you with these weights?

Lady M's: Hands off the weights before I rip them off!

Dynamic Dougie: Right! Gotcha! Letting go!

NEW EBW.com Webshow: 6 Months

EBW.com is starting up a few mini web segments this week. One of those segments is called 6 Months. This segment will cover what several of the EBW wrestlers were up to during the 6 month hiatus! Now for the first segment we thought we'd give you a glimpse of the business Mr. Poochyfud got into during the half year. While EBW Tower was being constructed in Fourside, Mr. Poochyfud got the idea to take EBW wrestlers and put them into another sports environment....namely football. That's when the EFL was created. The Earthbound Football League only had one season and it did not go well...to say the least.



Jeff Andonuts: Jamie, catch the ball!!!

Jamie OD: Hey guys! I'm really excited that Football has come to Eagleland! I thought I'd let you borrow my ball since I see you kicking around this weird lop sided brown ball! You're sure wearing some strange uniforms for football too.

Picky Minch: NO Jamie! This isn't Soccer it's Football! Run with the ball!

Jamie OD: Yeah I think I know what Football is. Now which club are you with? Fourside United?

Apple Kid: Hold onto the ball and run!!!

Jamie OD: What?! You don't hold the ball silly!

Rude: GET HIM!

Jamie OD: Wha? AHHHHH!!! OOF!

Jeff Andonuts: Oh! That's gotta hurt!

NEW EBW.com Webshow: The Tack Show

The second web segment being introduced today, is The Tack Show. The concept for this show came during a conversation between Trevor and Tack Angel. Trevor made a joke about Kamen Rider and Tack stated that he "Had more depth then Kamen Rider". So now this little segment will follow Tack around Fourside as he shows the depth of his daily activites and hobbies.



Tack Angel: Hello, it's the Pushpin Seraphim Tack Angel here to talk a bit about what I do during the day. There is a nasty rumor out there that I only care about Kamen Rider...BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.....Super Sentai is just as good dangit! But, I have other stuff that I like to do during the day, and here in Fourside I have alot to do. Like for instance I.......uh....well this one time I....uh.....oh yeah, I did go to the arcade the other day to show off my sweet button mashing skills. I found that they had a Tack Tack Revolution machine in there so I thought I'd bust a move for the ladies!



Tack Angel: Left, right, left, right, UP! Ha, can I move or can I move? What do you think ladies? Ladies?

Girl #1: Oh my gosh! It's Moz!

Girl #2: Oh he's so dreamy!

Girl #3: I want his autograph!

Girl #4: I want his baby!

Moz: Relax girls, there is enough Moz to go around....multiple times even.

Tack Angel:......Moz.....

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Tack Angel: I learned that day that if you want to impress the ladies you need to be far far away from any of the Lovekick guys.....or have a blunt object on you....just to scare them off though hehehe.....he....ugh.

 

Another week of action and another weekend on tour for EBW. X-tra was taped in the town of Threed on the first day, as members of Metal Rush, Perfect Anarachy, and Maelstrom collided on the road to Victory Explosion 3. The second day was a special taping, but more on that later.

The first bout of the evening featured EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Given and Taken taking of the team of Forest Fire. Given and Taken had been subdued in recent weeks, but truly exploded in this bout and reminded fans why they are the tag champs. Fuel and Munk have grown as a team, but they weren't prepared for the onslaught of the pain loving Given and the pain inflicting Taken. They double dropkick Fuel out of the ring before setting up Munk for the Doomsday Device, but they weren't done as they then headed to the top ring posts to hit a brand new finisher, a double diving headbutt called the Dark Duo Bomber. Taken rolled Munk up to get the win.

Another C-X-J bout followed, as C-X-J Champion Shadow teamed with his younger pupils Anguish and Grudge as they battled the Young Gunz. The C-X-J contingent of Perfect Anarchy once again showed that they were on form heading into Victory Explosion 3. Anguish and Grudge really stepped it up and kept Jeff and Picky out of the ring while Shadow picked apart Apple Kid. Grudge locked Picky in his Ju-on hold while Anguish flipped out of the ring onto Jeff. This left Apple isolated and he quickly fell to a Top Rope Shadow Driver. Moz was standing at ringside for the match and brief staredown with the champion.

Before the next bout could begin, Mr. Poochyfud made a rare tour appearance and headed to the ring. Reno followed shortly after out of the Perfect Anarchy entrance. The owner announced that he wanted to spice things up this tour, and add some spice to the tag team scene. He announced that tonight the fans would see Threed Tag Cup $5000 Challenge. 4 randomly selected teams would clash round robin style in 5 minute bouts. A win would get you a point. Whichever team had the most points at the end would win the Threed Tag Cup and $5000. The selected teams were Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie, Generator/Larmore, Kinniku Mike/Maurice, and the odd pairing of Rude/KYO.



The first bout featured the Maelstrom team Macho Dynamite take on EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude and KYO. The intensity between Trevor and Rude continues to build as these two prepare to duke it out MMA style at VE3. They were the first in the ring and traded hard blows and moves in an attempt to end it quickly. Dougie and KYO were very much the same. KYO bashed Dougie around the ring with his wild offense, but Dougie bounced back and unleashed a release German Suplex. He picked up KYO and followed up with a Dynamic DDT. Despite the ring shaking head plant KYO kicked out at 1, got back to his feet, and unleashed some wicked kicks that forced Dougie to the mat. He struggled to his corner to tag in Trevor, who dodged a clothesline from KYO and caught the burning demon in a Flying Cross Armbreaker. KYO laughed it off as his arm was over extended and got his foot on the rope. At this point the bell rang and the match ended in a Time Limit Draw. No points were awarded.

Generator/Larmore versus Kinniku Mike/Maurice was next up. This would be the biggest test to date for the New Generation team, but they managed to hold their own. Larmore and Mike's encounters resembled a drunken brawl, while Generator and Maurice traded kicks and punches. Generator managed to get the better of Maurice after dodging a superman punch and dropped him with a Fireman's carry powerbomb, before hitting the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. He got the win and his team was awarded a point.

At this point Mike and Maurice were up again to take on Trevor Mach and Dynamic Dougie, but it was a short contest as Trevor ran into the ring, hit the Macha Ye on the already down Maurice, and got the pin. A slightly cheap move on the part of the "tweener team", but Trevor then helped Maurice to his feet to show no hard feelings.

Next, Generator and Larmore stepped back into the ring to face Rude and KYO. It was an intense battle, but late in match KYO freaked out and suddenly left the ring. Rude chased after him and accidentally got himself counted out! Generator/Lamore now had 2 points.

Rude and KYO had another match next, as they were supposed to take on Maurice and Kinniku Mike, but the distraught Rude was still missing his partner and did not notice Maurice sneaking up behind to floor him with a superman punch. Maurice and Mike then stood in the ring as Rude was once again counted out. The pissed off Royal Crown Champion stomped off as the New Generation proved they were fast learners and got one over on the champ. But where did KYO go?

The final bout in this Challenge saw Macho Dynamite take on Generator and Larmore, in what could be considered the first Maelstrom vs. Metal Rush battle. After five mintues of hard hitting action, neither team was able to do enough significant damage and the match ended in a draw. This meant that Generator and Larmore won the Threed Tag Cup $5000 Challenge!

The next match was a 4-Way Battle, pitting Maelstrom's Hotlanta, Captain Strong, Amigo, and Perfect Anarchy's Danny Leung against each other. This high energy bout was everything you would expect. Hot and Danny traded blows as did Strong and Amigo. This was the biggest match to date for Amigo and his didn't disappoint, almost pinning Strong again after a big German Suplex. Hot tried on several occasions to land his spinning back kick on Danny, but they were evaded, and instead he ate a superkick. Hot managed to get his foot on the rope before the 3-count and the battle continued. As the match was reaching its thrilling climax, KYO decided to crash the party and jumped into the ring. He plowed his way through Strong and Amigo to get to Hotlanta and the rivals brawled. The match was ended in a No Contest as KYO and Danny had to be pulled away.



In the main event Ness, Swift, and Tack Angel battled the elite Perfect Anarchy Team of Global World Champion W00t and EBW Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo. It was a hard fought battle between foes who will all clash again one way or the other at Victory Explosion 3. In the end Tack Angel scored the win for Metal Rush after a Rider Kick on Franky. After the match W00t laughed off the loss and held the Global World Championship in the face of Ness. Ness stared at it for a brief moment before smirking and walking away.



EBW: X-tra "Road to Victory Explosion 3 Tour in Threed" on
Threed

1. C-X-J Non-Title Tag Team Battle
Given/Taken beat Fuel/Ultimo Munk (5:41) after a Dark Duo Bomber on Ultimo Munk.
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Shadow/Grudge/Anguish beat Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid/Picky Minch (8:12) when Shadow hit a Top Rope Shadow Driver on Apple Kid.
3. Threed Tag Cup $5000 Challenge
-Rude/KYO (0) vs. Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie (0) (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
-Generator/Larmore (1) beat Kinniku Mike/Maurice (0) (3:56) when Generator hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Maurice.
-Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie (1) beat Kinniku Mike/Maurice (0) (0:10) when Trevor hit the Macha Ye on Maurice.
-Generator/Larmore (2) beat Rude/KYO (1) (3:09) via Countout.
-Kinniku Mike/Maurice (1) beat Rude/KYO (1) (0:10) via Countout.
-Generator/Larmore (2) vs. Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie (1) (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
Generator and Larmore win the Threed Tag Cup $5000 Challenge!
4. 4-Way Battle
Hotlanta vs. Danny Leung vs. Captain Strong vs. Amigo (9:04) ended in a No Contest.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Swift/Tack beat W00t/Franky/Poo (12:19) when Tack hit the Rider Kick on Franky.

Now the next taping was special, as it took place all the way in the far east country of Edo! Some last minute negotiations lead to EBW sending some of its top talent along with Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny to compete at the New Edo Pro Wrestling Justice 2009 show! The trip was part of a new cross promotional relationship with NEPW. Former NEPW Ace Eivion Thanatos would be able to return to his old home and compete PLUS, Green Destiny, formerly from rival promotion NOWA, would also be able to appear at shows. In return EBW stars could come over for dream matches and get help promoting their big shows to the Edo audience. EBW cameras were on hand to catch all the action from the EBW fighters.

The first bout pitted Lovekick Connection against an army of NEPW's top Junior stars. Motaro Uzuki, Blue Justice, and Junior Legend Uber Buff Machine. The fans in attendance were clearly behind the New Edo team, but showed respect to Lovekick as the action ensued and they proved to be a match to the home army. The match was fast, action packed, and the fans were on their feet. Moz ended up pulling something of an upset against Uber Buff Machine, by pinning him after hitting his new Front Flip Piledriver finisher. The fans applauded both teams as they shook hands.



The second match with EBW participation saw Trevor Mach and Dynamic Dougie have an epic tag team battle with returning hero Eivion Thanatos and former NOWA villain Green Destiny. This classic tag match was yet another tag match of the year candidate from Thanatos and Destiny in the same week. Several strikes and slams took a big toll on the fighters but they kept on fighting to the crowd's delight. Trevor attempted a Macha Ye on Green Destiny, but got caught and dropped by a Head Drop Exploder Suplex for his troubles. Dougie jumped into the ring to break the pin but then got floored with a running palm strike from Eivion. Macho Dynamite had a hard time with the team which has been nicknamed Strong Destiny, but fought hard and won over many Edo fans in the process. In the end they battled it out to a Time Limit Draw. The fans once again applauded the effort and the fighters shook hands. This brought out New Edo Pro Wrestling Owner Antonio Stuart who congratulated both teams on a true show of Strong Style Spirit. He then gave each of them a hard Toukon Slap! He hopes to see more of this co-promotion with EBW and hopes that Toukon will be carried over to the #1 promotion in Eagleland...



New Edo Pro Wrestling Justice 2009
Edo Ryogoku Kokugikan
PPV

1. NEBW vs. EBW 6-Man Jr/C-X-J Tag Match
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Motaro Uzuki/Blue Justice/Uber Buff Machine (15:59) when Moz hit the Front Flip Piledriver on Uber Buff Machine.
2. Special Tag Team Match
Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie vs. Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (30:00) went to a Time Limt Draw.

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Little Mac and Master Lu Prepare for War! MAC vs. LU 24/7

EBW fans have been buzzing over the news that Little Mac and Master Lu will do battle ate Victory Explosion 3. The singles match will pit these two legends in what will be the final match for one of them. Now the former NCW World Heavyweight Champions have had trouble keeping up with the current generation of fighters, but are currently hard at work getting into top shape for the bout. Both fighters have promised to show the spirit they had when they used to sell out the Saturn Dome every month. EBW.com is following the fighters as they prepare, and you can check that out in a new web segment called EBW: Mac vs. Lu 24/7.



Little Mac: Lu....he's been my friend for many many years. When I was first starting out as a young scrapper...he took me under his wing. I was being touted as the biggest thing in wrestling. A boxing champion crossing over to grapple in the big leagues. The problem was that I didn't know squat about wrestling. Politics were bad back then. I was being pushed to the front of the line. I think they needed a new poster boy. Master Lu was already a well known champion by then. He helped train me as I prepared for my debut. I don't think I would've made it if it wasn't for him. Now...I have to train my body to the limit....to take away his career. I started my training in the brand new training center at EBW Tower.



Little Mac: 47......48.....49...........50! Whew!

Trevor Mach: Overdoing it a bit aren't you old man?

Little Mac: Wha? Oh, it's you guys! You're not going to hit me with that barbed wire bat are you?

Trevor Mach: Why does everyone keep asking me that? Look, I don't even have it one me!

Hotlanta: We just came to see how you were doing.

Dynamic Dougie: Yeah, we're not the bad guys or anything....or are we? Trevor, I forget.

Trevor Mach: No, we're just going to kick ass indiscriminatly!

Little Mac: That's great guys, but if you don't mind I have to get back to training.

Trevor Mach: That's why I'm here. No matter what, you and I have a bond. You and I went to war last year when I won the NCW Title and you passed me the torch. For all my "quirks" I still believe in respect, and I respect you. So I'm here to help you.

Hotlanta: We all are.

Dynamic Dougie: Yeah!

Trevor Mach: Since we can't do a quick training montage set to music we better get started.

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Little Mac: Maelstrom...I understood what these guys were doing. They were trying to change the system much like I did in my prime. I wanted to fight the best competition no matter what myself. That's why I ended up doing battle with Master Lu in the first place. After some time in the sport I challenged him for his title. But I didn't disrespect him in the process. That's the problem these days...no one believes in respect in honor...maybe Maelstrom does.



Little Mac: Alright guys, come at me?

Dynamic Dougie: Which one?

Little Mac: Both of you.

Trevor Mach: Ha! That's the spirit Mac! BOOSH!

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Master Lu: Little Mac, is one of the most talented fighters to get into this sport. When he entered NCW he had a ton of potential but alot to learn. I wanted to help him and he was happy to learn. It started as a teacher/student thing but after a while he became my friend...my most trusted friend. I waited at least a year for him to challenge me for the belt. I knew he was ready...it was only a matter of time. I was honored to be the one to bring out his potential. He beat me that night and claimed the title. His rise brought out something in me too. I wasn't quite ready to walk off into the sunset. I went back to my home country of Dalaam. I cleared my mind, changed my training and started from scratch. I came back a better fighter, and claimed my belt back. The back and forth battles between Mac and me kept me sharp and focused. I was fighting much longer then I had intended. I decided that I wouldn't retire until my body gave out on me because I knew that Mac would do the same. We formed a team and made a pact to never retire. Then we entered EBW and suddenly I found myself wishing that Mac would break that pact. Poo was my student...he didn't want me crippled but they wanted Mac taken out. I wouldn't let my friend suffer that fate....so I made a deal with the devil so to speak. I've always regretted it. I didn't feel the honor in it but I thought it was the right thing to do. Of course now he intends on stopping me. I admire his heart and courage like I always have. If he can beat me...then maybe....I was wrong.



Poo: Oh hey Lu...come on in the water is fine!

Master Lu: That's Master Lu to you...or have you forgotten who the teacher is?

Poo: Fair enough...MASTER Lu.

Master Lu: I'm going to pass on that offer. I just came to let you know that I am heading to Dalaam for a few days...I need to clear my head.

Poo: What?! Why not train here?! We've got state of the art equipment, and the best trainers money can buy.

Master Lu: Money can't buy skill....or heart. We are the practitioners of the Starstorm style of fighting. We live a life of humility and let go of money and possessions....you used to know that.

Poo: .....

Master Lu: Look, I am leaving for Dalaam. Perfect Anarchy wants Mac gone...to do that I must be at my best...this is the only way.

Poo: ...ok...

Huge Announcement: The Ultimate EBW Returns!

EBW.com can confirm that TUE is returning for a third season! The cast of the last two seasons now form the heart of the EBW roster, and Mr. Poochyfud announced that he wanted to bring in even more talent after building them up in TUE. Details are sketchy at the moment, but it appears that this season will soley focus on the men, and instead of new stars it might be a season of former stars fighting for another shot. We'll have more details as they are released.

EBW X-cite Card Revealed!

The road to Victory Explosion 3 is almost complete, but we still have one action packed week to go. On X-cite we'll see alot of exciting bouts. The first three match will feature The New Generation taking on Strong, Larmore, and Generator in 5 Minute Exhibition Battles. Young Gunz, Forest Fire, and Grudge/Anguish will face off in a match to detirmine who gets the next shot at the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship. Challengers and Champions do battle as Lovekick Connection takes on C-X-J Champion Shadow and the C-X-J Tag Team Champions Given and Taken. In the main event Perfect Anarchy, Metal Rush, and Maelstrom will all meet at the same time in a 3-Team Battle. Rude takes the place of Franky in the Perfect Anarchy team, as he wants a chance to get his hands on Trevor Mach before the Caged MMA battle. This and more can be seen on X-cite as we near Victory Explosion 3.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 5 Minute Exhibition Battle
Maurice vs. Larmore
2. 5 Minute Exhibition Battle
Kinniku Mike vs. Captain Stong
3. 5 Minute Exhibition Battle
Amigo vs. Generator
4. C-X-J Tag Team Battle Winner gets the next shot!
Fuel/Ultimo Munk vs. Jeff Andonts/Picky Minch vs. Grudge/Anguish
5. C-X-J 6-Man Tag Team Battle
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Shadow/Given/Taken
6. 3-Team Tag Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy vs. Maelstrom
Ness/Swift/Tack Angel vs. W00t/Franky/Rude vs. Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta

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Earlier Today



Security: OK GUYS BREAK IT UP!

Trevor Mach: Don't tell us to break it up! They are the ones that attacked Hotlanta!

Dynamic Dougie: Back off man! I'm just trying to get to Hot!

Danny Leung: Did that hurt Hot?! DID THAT HURT?!? It's not nearly as bad as what you did you my brother! But you'll know all about that at Victory Explosion 3 when he carves you up in The Grindhouse.

Rude: Ha! How you like that dawg? I tell my boys here where your buddy is at and they put da boots to him!

Trevor Mach: Oh that's just great Rude! You're a real piece of work you know that?! I think I gave you more then you deserve! I thought you were the best of Perfect Anarchy but you're really just a punk!

Rude: Say what dawg?! You wanna get in my face and say that again?!

Trevor Mach: I'd love to!

Secuity: Break it up guys! Break it up!

Dynamic Dougie: Trevor, Hotlanta's not looking too good.

Hotlanta: ...Danny.....KYO.....

Trevor Mach: Snap....this is super serious suckage right here.

Dynamic Dougie: I hope you've got a plan Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Oh I always have a plan! Muahahahaha!!!

Hotlanta: Ugh...still....on the ground bleeding....

Trevor Mach: Oh right, let's help him up!



Victory Explosion 3 is just a week away, but we were already seeing some fireworks on this episode of X-cite. After the beating of Hotlanta at the hands of Danny and KYO we were taken to the ring, where Perfect Anarchy were making their entrance.

Reno: Hello puppets...I mean EBW fans. We are just a week away from the biggest pay per view of the year! Mr. Poochyfud is hoping that on that night EBW will be taken back from the grasp of Perfect Anarchy.....but it's not gonna happen. I mean look at this faction! We have ALL the gold! W00t is THE MAN in the wrestling business with the Global World Championship, my main man Rude is wrestling royalty with the EBW Royal Crown Championship, Franky and Poo are the most solid tag team in the sport. Shadow and his boys have dominated the C-X-J Division and will continue to do so! Nothing can stop us!

Shadow: Reno, I demand perfection from these boys. Failure is NOT an option come Victory Explosion 3. That goes double for me. I am the most decorated C-X-J Champion in EBW's history. Moz is some punk who learned some new moves, put on some tights, and thought that he could intimidate me...but he's wrong. He's wrong and he's going to get hurt.

W00t: Well said my friend. See, that's what I like about you guys...you demand perfection. That's exactly what we represent! The perfect wrestling faction. This company is ours and this sport is ours as well! I am the Global World Champion! No other wrestler in the world can make that claim! Ness is one of the foolish who wants to try and take that from me. But I'm too good.....too smart.....too dangerous. I won't be denied MY DESTINY!

At that moment Metal Rush's theme hit and they all appeared on the stage.

Ness: Blah....blah....blah. I 'm quite certain that these fans want you to shut up and I'm totally certain that I would love for you to SHUT THE HELL UP! Perfect Anarchy, you took over this promotion during a time of weakness. You saw and opening and attacked. But now...we're not weak anymore. In fact I think we're stronger then ever! You clutch onto your remaining power W00t....but it's only a matter of time...a week in fact....before I take the power back for EBW! But I'm not the only one that's gonna do it! Look at these guys behind me! Swift and Tack are going to do all kinds of damage to Franky and Poo. They have no beef with Eivion and Green Destiny, but they'll go through them too...simple as that. Lovekick Connection...they' only know how to do two things....romance the ladies and kick ass! Larmore and Generator have things to do at VE3, but cross them and they will end you! W00t, I WANT that title...I want it more then anything. At Victory Explosion 3 I WILL be the Global World Champion because I won't stop!

At that moment the Maelstrom theme hit and Trevor and Dougie appeared on the big screen.

Dynamic Dougie: I sure hope we're invited to this shindig!

Trevor Mach: It doesn't matter one way or the other. We're not going anywhere BOOSH! You guys keep talking back and forth about this and that....good versus evil, but once again you're forgetting about the extra variable...Maelstrom.

Dynamic Dougie: Victory Explosion 3 looks like it's going to be a turning point one way or the other, but we have some plans of our own as well.

Trevor Mach: If Metal Rush is the good and Perfect Anarchy is the evil...what does that make us? We are the chaos that makes life fun and worth living...which is why we've thrown our hat into this little game. Metal Rush, it's nothing personal, but WE intend on winning our 3-Team battle tonight. Danny and KYO gave us a little road block by taking out our friend Hotlanta. But that dude is tough, and he's already planning on sweet sweet revenge. But tonight he isn't cleared to compete. That's why tonight we're changing our plans a bit to compensate. You see alot of new talent has been coming into EBW lately. We have a new guy of our own who is just dying to get in that ring! He's been training with us for some time and he's ready to roll in tonight's ME. We wanted to save him for a bigger occasion, but these people deserve the most out of us every night! We don't hold back so what the hell let's pull the trigger. Tonight, you all get to meet Maelstrom's big man.....Akinan.



So a big push towards VE3 from all three of the big factions opened tonight's show. The fan's were excited with the announcement of a new member of Maelstrom. How would he do in his debut match? Before the question was answered we still had alot of action to look forward to. The opening 3 bouts featured members of EBW's New Generation taking on Captain Strong, Larmore, and Generator in one-on-one 5 Minute Exhibition Battles. These rivalries are heating up as we head to VE3, and that was made obvious tonight. The challenge from Captain Strong and his assistants has pushed Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Maurice to grow up quickly. In the first bout, everyone's favorite drunken fighter Larmore took on Maurice. The "French Fist" kept the bout standing and assaulted with vicious strikes. Larmore took the hits and countered with chops and kicks of his own. Larmore's iron chin took several serious blows, but a big Superman Punch from Maurice floored him, broke his glasses, and allowed Maurice to get the pin with a minute and change left. Next, Kinniku Mike took it Captain Strong, unleashing a brutal offense and throwing him all around the ring. Blind rage fueled the "Samoan Slaughterhouse", and that gave Strong a few opportunities to dish out some chops, but Mike simply absorbed the chops, and beat Strong down, and then finished him off with a Release Dragon Suplex. In the third match in the series Amigo battled Generator in the fastest paced fight so far. Alot of holds and reversals from both men had the crowd on their feet. Neither man could dish out any serious offense until Generator dropkicked Amigo to the mat but then missed his GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. This gave Amigo the opportunity he needed to lift Generator up a ring post and deliver his Top Rope German Suplex. A pin sealed the deal, and brought a shocking clean sweep for the New Generation. They won all their matches in less then the 5 minute limit. Captain Strong looked clearly impressed and applauded the effort, but said that the real challenge would take place at Victory Explosion 3.



Next up Forest Fire, Young Gunz(Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch), and Perfect Anarchy(Grudge/Anguish) clashed in a top notch C-X-J battle to detirmine who would get the next shot at the C-X-J Tag Team Titles after Victory Explosion 3. All three of the young energetic teams put on a great fight, but Grudge and Anguish were the better team on this night, and Grudge submitted Ultimo Munk with his Ju-on submission. The title shot is now in Perfect Anarchy hands, as well as the titles. Ultimo Munk didn't take the loss very well stormed away from Fuel up the ramp.

In the semi main event, Lovekick Connection battled Shadow, Given, and Taken one more time before they all have their respective wars on pay per view. A high flying fast paced battle ensued like we've come to expect from both of these amazing teams. Moz almost had it won for his team late in the match when he kicked Shadow in the gut and almost got his new finisher off, But Shadow flipped him up and over, picked up the downed Lovekick member and dropped him with a Shadow Driver. Perfect Anarchy gets the win and the momentum heading into VE3.

The main event was a huge 3-team battle pitting Metal Rush against Perfect Anarchy and Maelstrom. The match started with only Metal Rush and Perfect Anarchy in the ring. Ness and W00t started it off in preperation for their one-on-one main event battle at VE3. They stood in the center of the ring exchaning chops and back hands, seeing which one would go down first. When neither man buckled they both went to their corners to make a tag. Franky and Tack entered the fray and exchanged assaults as well. As this was going down the music for Maelstrom finally hit, and Trevor and Dougie made their way to the ring. Before entering, they stopped and pointed to the entrance way as a big man with black hair and battle scars appeared...this was Akinan. Dougie rushed into the ring to enter the battle as Trevor pulled Rude off the corner of the ring to brawl. Akinan towered over every fighter in the match and stunned W00t who backed away from the big man. Order had to be restored as the match turned into a pull apart brawl, which is currently the norm between these teams. With all three teams now in the fight; Trevor, Swift, and Rude were all the legal men. Trevor and Swift stared each other down before smirking and turning their attention to Rude. The Royal Crown Champion was overpowered and quickly downed. Trevor attempted the pin but Swift broke it up. Trevor stood up and shrugged before laying into Swift. Swift returned the offense as the first physical encounter between Metal Rush and Maelstrom occured. Several minutes later in the bout and it was finally time for the big man to step in. Akinan was tagged in to join Ness and Franky in the ring. Both were hesitant to attack, but Franky made the first move and was immediately floored with a big boot. Ness then jumped in and delivered a drop kick that brought Akinan down to his knees, but as Ness ran the ropes to attack again Akinan got back to his feet, picked Ness up and tossed him into the corner where he delivered several punches. Franky tried to attack from behind, but Akinan caught him by the throat and downed him with a huge ring shaking chokeslam called the Bonebreaker, before pinning him to win his very first EBW bout, and in the the main event no less. Maelstrom stood triumphant in the ring as Metal Rush and Perfect Anarchy backed away. With this huge new prospect on Maelstrom's side, they have definatley made their impact felt as we close in to Victory Explosion 3. Only one show left to go...



EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 5 Minute Exhibition Battle
Maurice beat Larmore (3:55) with a Superman Punch.
2. 5 Minute Exhibition Battle
Kinniku Mike beat Captain Stong (4:39) with a Release Dragon Suplex.
3. 5 Minute Exhibition Battle
Amigo beat Generator (4:10) with a Top Rope German Suplex.
4. C-X-J Tag Team Battle Winner gets the next shot!
Grudge/Anguish beat Fuel/Ultimo Munk and Jeff Andonts/Picky Minch (14:23) when Grudge submitted Ultimo Munk with the Ju-on.
5. C-X-J 6-Man Tag Team Battle
Shadow/Given/Taken beat Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (18:09) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Moz.
6. 3-Team Tag Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy vs. Maelstrom
Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie/Akinan beat Ness/Swift/Tack Angel and W00t/Franky/Rude (20:04) when Akinan hit the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Franky.

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Tack Angel: So, Victory Explosion 3 is coming up. It's a big opportunity for Swift and me to take it to Perfect Anarchy, prove ourselves to Strong Destiny, and become Tag Team Champions! Now how is THAT for having something to do other then be a Kamen Rider fanboy! I'm out doing important things....what have YOU done lately? Huh? HUH?!......... I apologize that was totally out of line. I just got some pent up rage in me after the intense training session I and a few of the other Metal Rushers had the other day. We all have big challenges coming up, so we decided to train at a place that deals in the big pressure scenarios. It's a place where you learn to be a bloodthirsty killer in the ring. A place where you learn to show no mercy.....The Cobra Kai Dojo!



John Kreese: Alright Tack.....take Swift down....SHOW NO MERCY!

Tack Angel: *Gulp* Alright Swift....you're....you're going down buddy.

Swift: I'm ready for you. Bring it before I hit ya with my ring hand.

Tack Angel: Ummm....ok....how should I do this?

John Kreese: Sweep the leg.

Tack Angel: Pardon?

John Kreese: SWEEP THE LEG!

Tack Angel: AH! ALRIGHT!

Swift: Whoa!

Tack Angel: Swift! I'm sorry man!

Swift: Ugh....

John Kreese: Now you are ready Tack...SHOW NO MERCY!

Tack: RAWR!!!

Swift: Rawr?

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Tack Angel: Later on I found myself confronting an old foe at EBW Tower...



Tack Angel: Soda Machine....you have once again foiled my attempts to quench my thirst. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DOLLAR HUH?! Come on...take it....TAKE THE DAMN DOLLAR!

Swift: Whoa Tack...easy on the anger issues. Want me to saw the damn thing open?

Tack Angel: What are you doing with a chainsaw....nevermind....I'll handle this myself! NO MERCY!!!



Swift: Whoa Tack! What the hell?!

Tack Angel: THE SODA WILL BE MINE!!!

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Tack Angel: Oh yeah...I'm totally ready for Victory Explosion 3. Cobra Kai style baby!



Little Mac: The past couple weeks I've really stepped up my training. I'm feeling more like the Old Mac...which is ironically the Young Mac....go figure. I've really been rounding out my game...teaching an old dog new tricks as it were. I'll have a few tricks up my sleeve for Lu. I wonder how he's doing in his training. I know he went back home to Dalaam. Last I heard he actually got Poo to go with him. I don't think he's playing around either. This is serious for both of us. One way or the other someone's career will be over...



Ness: Hey Mac, what are you doing here?

Little Mac: Oh hey Ness. I'm just watching some classic NCW matches. Trying to remember what drove me back then....see if I can find that fire again and hang onto it.

Ness: You never lost the fire Mac...you just needed a reason for it to re-ignite.

Little Mac: Heh...maybe. Ya know, Lu has done alot for me over the years. Look up at the screen. That's the match where I beat him for the title for the first time. He stood with me and joined in the celebration. He passed the torch to me that day. From then on we were close. He wasn't my teacher anymore....he was my brother. I wonder sometimes if maybe I should just let him win this match. The last thing I want to do is take my friend out of the sport he lives for. This....wrestling.....is his LIFE!

Ness: But it's your life too. Besides, I don't think he would want you to go down without a fight. He wants you to fight him with everything you've got! He wants one last epic encounter with his former student. If you win then it was meant to be and if you lose....well that's ok too...but only if you give it everything you've got.

Little Mac: .....You're right Ness. It's funny how the youngsters are teaching us old codgers a thing or two. I really think some of you have grown more in the past three years then I have in three decades.

Ness: I had a good example to follow.

Little Mac: Thank you Ness. Now shouldn't you be getting ready for you big match with W00t?

Ness: That's what brought me here. I wanted to train with the best for this fight. I want to train with you.

Little Mac: Heh....maybe it's time to stop watching movies.....stop reliving the past....and prepare for the future. Alright, let's do this!

Maelstrom's "Bushido Mission" Revealed!



EBW.com spotted the Maelstrom faction at EBW Arena today as they sent a message to Perfect Anarchy by vandalizing their dressing room. This was retaliation for what Rude had KYO and Danny Leung do to Hotlanta on X-cite. While there, Trevor, Dougie, Hotlanta, and new member Akinan revealed what they call their "Bushido Mission" in EBW. They intend to bring a new style and attitude to EBW. EBW will be ruled by the way of the warrior, and all battles will be for honor and respect. That means that even close allies who fight together will sometimes do battle because it is the best possible fight at the time. After the visit to New Edo Pro Wrestling, Trevor and Dougie have seen the full potential of a hyrbid wrestling/MMA style, and plan to unleash the "Maximum Soul Style" on EBW. No one is quite sure what that means just yet, but if Akinan's arrival is a sign of what is to come, then we can expect hard hitting clashes like never before. Speaking of Akinan, the wrestling world is buzzing about his debut. He was brought into the main event on his first match and scored a HUGE upset win over a former EBW World Heavyweight Champion and E-1 Climax winner. Big things are sure to come for the big man. Rumor is that he is going to be getting a shot at singles action on X-perience. Other rumors abound, as it appears Hotlanta may be on a quest for retribution after his attack on X-cite. Word is that he's going to take on Danny Leung in a No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Battle. We'll have more on this later.

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The Ultimate EBW 3 Officially Announced!

EBW.com can offically confirm that TUE season 3 has been announced, and this time it will deal with wrestlers making a comeback or hoping to finally reach the major leagues of EBW. The title for this season is: The Ultimate EBW 3: The Wannabes!



Mr. Poochyfud held a small press conference at his office in EBW Tower to announce the coaches for this season.



Mr. Poochyfud: I'd like to think that EBW has grown stronger because of the wrestlers we have brought in through The Ultimate EBW. Now I hear a bunch of these wannabes want a shot to either come back or debut in our great promotion. I'm an equal opportunity type of guy, but only if you nut up and prove that you have what it takes. If you can't do that then I don't want any part of you. I'm looking for top talent that will put on great matches and bring me ratings and revenue. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD are great examples of who I am looking for. This charismatic duo has played a huge part in EBW's growth. They came from TUE so I think they should now be given the chance to coach. Sal and Jamie are allies as the terrific Lovekick Connection, but now they will have a friendly rivalry to see which who can be the best coach. At the TUE 3 Finale you can also expect a highly anticipated one-on-one encounter between the two coaches....that is as long as you two are ok with that.

Sal Paradise: Hey, it's all good man. The Paradise is always willing to step up and be a team player for the company. Now Jamie is a good good friend, and a little friendly competition won't hurt anyone. I actually expect it to be kind of fun. What do you think Jamie?

Jamie OD: Oi! We're gonna have a blast this season, and see if any of these "wannabes" have what it takes to step up.

So Sal Paradise will be the coach of Team Gold while Jamie OD will be the coach of Team Silver. The #1 Contenders for the C-X-J Tag Team Championship, plan to put these "wannabes" throught the wringer, while at the same time trying to remain on the active roster as much as possible. Now you're probably wondering who the cast will be this season? Well we know 7 of the 8 contestants this season, as they arrived at EBW Tower after the press conference. The women's division won't be getting any new recruits as this season will feature all male fighters. The fighters are people that have either been in EBW before or used to be part of the old FTW roster. Many critics are already prepared to laugh their butts off at the FTW guys, and many are saying this could end up being the most hilarious season yet. The cast can be seen below...



Punch: Former punching bag and jobber in FTW. Served as an unofficial mascot.

Chicken Man: Former EBW and FTW wrestler. Jobber and accused steroid user has finally regrown feathers after losing them in a fire in FTW.

WMP78: Former FTW wrestler, who used to ooze potential until Rince Vusso gave him a concussion and severe pain damage. Now suffers from epilepsy.

MASU: The former Masu Rao was a cast member of TUE Season 2. When his career went nowhere he developed a new darker persona but it also went nowhere and he disappered from EBW television.

Ultimo Tiger: The uber heel of FTW until Punch cost him his career in a match no one watched but was still the biggest upset of the year.

Lobster Man: A former midcarder for NCW before being pushed as the ace of FTW. Has not aged well.

Retro Hippie: Former EBW and FTW wrestler. At one time held the C-X-J Championship, but his radical views got in the way of more important things and he lost his job with EBW before becoming a jobber in FTW.  

The eighth fighter is still a mystery, but he will be announced on the first episode. We're being told that he is a bombshell acquisition who will bring big ratings. Now things will be a little different this time around. Only the winner will actually make it into EBW. The rest will be forced to leave when they lose a match. We also know that the show will take place in Fourside this time as opposed to Ness's old house in Onett, because....well it's not there anymore. We've been told that Ness started to laugh maniacally when asked if they could use his apartment in Fourside and slammed the door, so a new compound is being built for the show. This is shaping up to be a great....or hilariously bad....season.

BIG P+P NEWS!

The Perfect Anarchy invasion of Power Play Wrestling hit a serious roadbump at Heroes Think, Villians Scheme, the big show out of the Heck Yeah Gym. The all gold team of Shadow, Given, and Taken fell in surprising faction to Bullet, El Hijo del Latino, and Yozone when Yozone pinned Taken after a Backslide Pin. The bigger blow came in the main event when The Guapo Brothers toppled the title effort of Grudge and Anguish after Billy Guapo pinned Grudge after the Party Crasher. This was the first defense of the  P+P Co-Op Titles, and game the Guapo Brothers a huge push in the eyes of the wrestling community. EBW officals were on hand for the show, and were said to be very impressed with the P+P champs. In other EBW in P+P news: Forest Fire gained a much needed win over the Flying Elvises, when Fuel pinned Presley after hitting the Ring of Fire. Fuel was pumped over the big win, as it gave the team a point in P+P's point system to earn a title shot. Ultimo Munk was less then pleased with himself after he was unable to end the match himself. Then the Young Gunz got a big win over the P+P faction P.O.X, when Apple Kid pinned Gobe Noctin after the Crash Landing.

Power Play Wrestling: Heroes Think, Villains Scheme
Heck Yeah Gym
Heckertown

1. Savage Claw II defeated Misfit with the Nine Lives Lost (8:52).
2. Forest Fire [EBW] (1) defeated Flying Elvises (0) when Fuel pinned Presley with the Ring Of Fire (10:13).
3. Hoodlum defeated Explosivo with the Chaos Theory (8:35).
4. Mythbusters (3) defeated Demons Of Destruction (0) when Mythbuster Adam pinned Demon Dan after the Reality Rejection (16:29).
5. Rey Dorado defeated Brute with a Victory Roll (11:06).
6. Bullet, El Hijo del Latino & Yozone defeated Shadow [EBW], Given[EBW] & Taken [EBW] when Yozone pinned Taken with a Backslide Pin (18:58).
7. Youngs Gunz defeated P.O.X. when Apple Kid pinned Gobe Noctin after the Crash Landing (15:26).
8. P+P Co-Op Title Match
Guapo Bros (c) defeated Grudge [EBW] & Anguish [EBW] when Billy Guapo pinned Grudge after the Party Crasher (24:47).
*V1 for Guapo Bros.

Final X-perience card before VE3 announced! Full Victory Explosion 3 card finally revealed!

With only one X-perience left before the biggest show of the year, EBW has delivered a big card. Forest Fire will take on Young Gunz in a match to detirmine the 3rd and 4th in line for the C-X-J tag belt. Moz will have a big test in the form of Apple Kid, before taking on Shadow at VE3. Then the fans will be treated to two huge singles battles, as Akinan will have his singles debut against the man he pinned on X-cite Franky, while EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude will take on his opponents closest ally Dynamic Dougie. Swift, Poo, Green Destiny, and Trevor Mach, will also be in a big 4-Way battle to get these fighters ready for their big matches at the PPV. In the main event we have the confirmed No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Battle between Hotlanta and Danny Leung. This will go down just days before Hot and KYO do battle in the first ever Grindhouse match. As all of this is going down we will also hear from several fighters on their thoughts leading up to the big show. The end of the night will be capped off with a final confrontation between Ness and Global World Champion W00t. What will they have to say? Find out this week on X-perience.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Fuel/Ultimo Munk vs. Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch
2. C-X-J Singles Battle
Moz vs. Apple Kid
3. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarachy
Akinan vs. Franky
4. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy
Dynamic Dougie vs. Rude
5. 4-Way Battle Prelude to Victory
Swift vs. Poo vs. Green Destiny vs. Trevor Mach
6. No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Battle
Hotlanta vs. Danny Leung

The final card for VE3 has finally been revealed. Added to the card will be an opening battle between C-X-J rival teams Forest Fire and Grudge/Anguish. Also added is the 3-Team Tag Battle for the EBW Tag Team Championship and the huge singles battle between Master Lu and Little Mac. It's a huge 11 match card that is sure to deliver. This is one show you don't want to miss!

Victory Explosion 3
Saturn Dome
Pay Per View

1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Fuel/Ultimo Munk vs. Grudge/Anguish
2. No Rules Tag Team Battle
Generator/Larmore vs. Maurice/Kinniku Mike
3. Special Singles Battle
Captain Strong vs. Amigo
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Battle
Given/Taken(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. EBW C-X-J Championship Battle
Shadow(c) vs. Moz
6. The Grindhouse
Hotlanta vs. KYO
7. EBW Tag Team Championship Three Team Battle
Franky/Poo(c) vs. Swift/Tack vs. Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny
8. EBW Women's Championship
Tracy(c) vs. Erica vs. Lady M's
9. EBW Royal Crown Championship Caged MMA Battle
Rude(c) vs. Trevor Mach
10. Special Singles Battle Loser Retires Endings and New Beginnings
Little Mac vs. Master Lu
11.Global World Championship Battle
W00t(c) vs. Ness

 

VE3 Press Conference Coverage!

EBW.com was on hand at a big press conference, as Mr. Poochfud continues to push VE3. The EBW Owner said that he was delighted that VE3 had to be moved back to the Saturn Dome where it was held the 2 previous years. The EBW fanbase had not diminished since the 6 month hiatus, and in fact grew based on word of mouth and anticipation for a grand return. This Pay Per View is the symbol for that grand return, and the results show that EBW is bigger then ever. Reno also made his way out to talk with the press and claim that EBW is only profitable because of Perfect Anarchy. He said that after VE3, Perfect Anarchy would assume full control if the majority of the gold remained with the faction.

EBW wrestlers once again had a chance to speak out on their matches during the press conference, and also answered some questions from the press.



EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude and Trevor Mach were the first to come out. They will do battle in EBW's first ever Caged MMA Battle at VE3. Rude once again stated that he was not intimidated by Trevor's resume and planned to put him in his place in front of the capactiy crowd. Trevor shrugged off the comments and once again talked up his "Bushido Mission". When asked why he decided to cash in his E-1 win for the Royal Crown Championship, he said that the Global World Championship is a prestigious title, but it is the symbol of the "Old Pro Wrestling". Trevor intends on branding the new Royal Crown Championship with "Maximum Soul Style".



Lovekick Connection came out to answer some questions from the press, but they were quickly interupted by C-X-J Champion Shadow and the C-X-J Tag Team Champions Given and Taken. Security had to keep these two teams at bay as they had a war of words. Moz got directly in th face of Shadow and told him that he had better take him seriously at VE3, because he is not afraid and he's ready to shock the world. Given and Taken spoke in a rare occasion, and told Sal and Jamie that their combination of loving pain and loving to dish it out would once again be too much for the fan favorite team. Shadow chimed in and once again stated that failure is not an option for himself or his children.



The three young fighters dubbed The New Generation were up next to answer questions. Maurice and Kinniku Mike said they would let their actions do their talking, and they would voice opinions once they proved that they belonged at the top of EBW. Amigo gave the press a bit more to work with...

Reporter: Amigo, your match at Victory Explosion 3 is one steep hill to climb, as you take on the legendary Captain Strong. What are your thoughts?
    
Amigo: *Speaks like Lance Storm* Well, I'll be frank. To say that this is a tremendous challenge would be an understatement. Captain Strong is a highly-decorated wrestler with many famous matches in EBW to his credit. But, to my credit, I hold a pinfall victory over him as some might recall, so I do not think it is wise to automatically count me out of this match, which holds very powerful ramifications of the budding plant that is my young career in professional wrestling.
    
At this point, the reporters, some of the wrestlers, and fans were almost dosing off at Amigo's...."blandness".
    
Amigo: *Speaks loudly* Oh hey, is that M's Style stripping to the nude over there?
    
Suddenly everyone perked back up.
    
Amigo: All have some nice naps? Well, anyways, my point has been stated, and I think I will pass off the mic. Thank you for your time.

The next wrestlers that were scheduled to come out were EBW Women's Champion Tracy, Erica, and Lady M's to promote the only women's match on the card, but Reno came out instead and recieved many boos as he talked down the importance of the women in EBW before introducing "the man who really matters" Global World Champion W00t. The champ gloated about his success in EBW, his impressive resume, and his superior mind. This brought out #1 Contender Ness who got in the champs face and let him know he wasn't going to be a stepping stone in W00t's title reign. He intended on taking back the title and restoring honor to it with superior wrestling action and no cheap tricks and dirty tactics. W00t laughed off Ness's claim, but Ness interrupted him and said that he was laughing because he was really trying to hide his fear. He then said that he had failed to step up in the big match situations in recent memory, but the "ace of the first generation" would be back in action at Victory Explosion 3, and he would take the belt back for EBW.



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The road to Victory Explosion 3 is reaching its conclusion. The final stop for the men is here on X-perience. Factions are feuding and titles hang in the balance as we are just days away from the biggest pay per view of the year.

The first bout of the night featured Jeff Andonuts and Picky Minch taking on Forest Fire in a C-X-J Tag Team action. These two teams have had to struggle to keep up with the ongoing Lovekick vs. Perfect Anarchy feud. The Young Gunz have gained much need experience in P+P, while Fuel and Ultimo Munk have had a small rivalry going with Grudge and Anguish. But now they were fighting to see who would end up at the bottom of the C-X-J tag team barrel. Young Gunz changed up their normal technical game and added in some high flying offense that caught Forest Fire off guard. Fuel managed to keep up, but once again Ultimo Munk struggled, and fell to Jeff Andonuts new high flying finisher the Sky Runner (619). After the match Jeff tried to help Munk to his feet, be he shook him off and stormed away leaving his tag partner behind.



More C-X-J action followed as Moz had one final singles battle before his title match at VE3. Apple Kid was his opponent, and he put him through a tough, fast paced fight. While Jeff and Picky previously took the air, Apple tried to keep it on the ground. Moz evaded a shoot and unleased a couple of kicks before running the ropes and taking him down with a drop kick. Then he jumped onto the second rope and hit a moonsault on the downed Apple Kid, but he only got a 2 count from the pin attempt. Apple Kid scrambled to his feet, whipped Moz into the ropes, and tried to spear him. Moz once again evaded, jumped onto the turnbuckle, and hit a hurracanrana that sent Apple Kid flying. At this point C-X-J Champion Shadow and the C-X-J Tag Team Champions Given and Taken circled the ring. The distraction did little to stop Moz's momentum and he finished off Apple Kid with his Front Flip Piledriver finisher. After the match Shadow and his "children" entered the ring to strike at Moz, but Sal and Jamie ran out from the crowd to even it up.

Shadow: Congratulations Moz. I have to admit, I've been "slightly" impressed with you lately. You've come along way from your pretty boy image, but all you're going to do is make this  better victory for me. I actually get to defend the title against a worthy opponent, and by worthy I mean worthy to fall to the greatest and most decorated C-X-J in EBW history! What do you have to say to that?

Moz: I say....

At this point Moz dropkicked Shadow out of the ring as Sal and Jamie brawled with Given and Taken. Lovekick stood triumphant in the ring.



At this point we were taken to the back where Nerma was standing by with Reno and the Global World Champion W00t.



Nerma: Nerma here with...

W00t: Nerma, I'm sure you'd look alot better without the glasses and some makeup, but since you're lacking in the looks department why don't you just zip it and make the champ a sandwich.

Nerma: Well I never!

W00t: Well maybe you should everyone in a while toots. You might not be so uptight.

Reno: Ha! That's our champ ladies and gentlemen! He truly is the perfect symbol for EBW. He's the standard bearer of the entire sport as we know it! This weekend at Victory Explosion 3, W00t is going to tear down everything you knew about the OLD EBW and usher in the total domination of Perfect Anarchy.

W00t: Ness, you've certainly got yourself thinking that you can beat me, but I hate to tell you that it's just not gonna happen. Anything you can do in that 8-sided ring I've got a counter for. I've got you scouted....I've got your game plan down to a science. You get in to close and you'll eat a WKO. I will not let my legacy be stolen by some punk who feels he is entitled to what I've got because he was here first. EBW's first generation dies when Ness is pinned to the mat 1.....2.....3. Now if you'll excuse me I must be going.

Nerma: Wait! Reno, I also needed to interview you!

Reno: Thought you were making the champ a sandwich? What do you want?

Nerma: Well at the recent Road to VE3 special you personally had the women snubbed from the show. As the personal assistant to Tess on the Women's side I have to ask why you have suddenly picked a fight with EBW Women's.

Reno: Picked a fight? They certainly aren't worth my time. Tess and her "ladies" haven't done anything for Perfect Anarchy. The only thing of note she has done is put Poo's girlfriend Tracy in a very dangerous situation. Poo has a big problem with that, and when one member of Perfect Anarchy is pissed we all are. So call that a little message to the ladies. They need to learn their place and remember who is in charge here. If they can't handle that further action will be taken. Now get out of my way.

We went back to the ring now, for a huge singles battle as Franky took on the big rookie who is already making waves Akinan. The tag champ has been singled out by the big man, and this would be his biggest test to date. Franky jumped right into it when the bell sounded, and tried to lay some strikes into Akinan's midsection, but the big man was unphased and pushed Franky into a corner. Franky rushed out of the corner at Akinan, but a discus clothesline sent him to the mat. Franky had a hard time staying alive in the match, but he finally managed to chop Akinan down to his knees and follow it up with a running palm strike. Franky went for the pin attempt but only got a 1 count. The former EBW Champion was totally caught off guard by how powerful the rookie was. After 10 minutes of action Akinan scored a huge upset by pinning Franky after the tag champ was on the buisness end of the Bonebreaker Chokeslam.



Another big singles battle was up next, as Royal Crown Champion Rude would be taking on his VE3 opponent's ally Dynamic Dougie. Rude was accompanied by Reno, and was sporting MMA gloves, trunks, and a mouthguard. Rude was trying to send a message as he fought with an MMA influenced style. He shot in on Dougie's bad knee and spent most of the match trying to tap him with submissions on the knee. Dougie looked hurt as he hobbled around the ring, but fought on with a series of elbows and a headbutt that sent him into the corner. Dougie then hit a big dropkick that caught Rude right on the chin, but with one leg hurt he fell down on the mat. Rude recovered first and stomped Dougie repeatedly in the knee. When Dougie could finally get back to his feet he was taken down once again with Dragon Screws. Dougie struggled to get back up again, and when Rude got close he threw a kick that was caught. With little choice he jumped up and used his hurt leg to land a kick to the side of Rude's head. He crawled to the downed champ to get a pin but only got a 2 count. Dougie was gassed but tried to fight on. With his fast relexes gone Dougie fell prey to a Cross Kneebar. He fought to get to the ropes, but had no choice but to tap out. This didn't stop him from keeping the move locked in, and the ref was unable to make him stop. This brought out Trevor Mach who forced Rude to back away with his barbed wire bat. Rude grabbed a mic.

Rude: What did you think of that little exhibition dawg? I made that punk ass bitch tap out! See, you think you've got me figured out, but I've got you figured out too dawg. You put up this front as some crazy punk, but I know deep down you've been plotting and planning with this "Bushido Mission" of yours. I think you've seen that I am more then a match for you, and I intend on beating you at your own game bitch! It's going to be Cross Armbar vs. Cross Kneebar at Victory Explosion 3. You want this belt dawg? You wanna brand it with "Maximum Soul Style"? You've gotta make me tap! Bring it on Trevor Mach! BRING IT!

The Maelstrom leader helped Dougie to the back, but quickly had to come back out to face Swift, Green Destiny, and Poo in a 4-Way Battle. The other three fighters in the match would be involved in the tag title match at VE3, so Trevor was the wildcard in the match. He and Swift traded blows while Poo got his first taste of battle with the former NOWA star Green Destiny. His time training with Lu seemed to light a fire under Poo, as he was more then able to hold his own with the renowned star. As the hard hitting action progressed Rude and Franky made their way to ringside so they could get involved in the action. Their interference lead to Poo gaining a significant advantage, and Trevor ended up eating a Starstorm OMEGA. Swift and Green were exchanging holds at the time so they didn't notice Poo rolling up Trevor for the pin. He managed to grab the rope, but Rude took his hand off before the ref could see and Poo scored the win. After the match Rude jumped into the ring to help Poo stomp down the Maelstrom leader. Swift and Green tried to fight them off but Franky climbed onto the turnbuckle and splashed on them. This brought out Tack Angel and Eivion, but the damage was already done. Rude and Poo stood triumphant.



We then went backstage one more time where Nerma was standing by with #1 contender Ness.

Nerma: Before the main event, it's time to speak with #1 contender Ness, who will be taking on W00t in the main event of Victory Explosion 3 for the Global World Championship. Ness, what do you have to say to w00t before your match?

Ness: What else is there to say? The time for talking is over. w00t, we both know something important and that thing bothers you more then anything. You're so concerned about me "taking your legacy" because you know....YOU KNOW....that I can beat you, and I'm going to do so at Victory Explosion 3 and become the Global World Champion!

Paula: Ness. I know you're ready and you know you're ready. More importantly....w00t knows that you are ready. I'm so proud of you for how you have been preparing for this match. I told you that you needed this time to prepare and we held off on our marriage. But Ness, I can't wait any longer. I love you....so win....win and then the next week we will get married.

Ness: Paula.....I won't let you down.

The main event and final men's match before VE3 would see Hotlanta and Danny Leung continue their blood feud in a No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Battle. This bloody brawl had the fans roaring as they witnessed the ultra violence. Hot's feud with Danny and KYO has reached a boiling point, and could possibly be settled in The Grindhouse, but first Hot would have to survive this tough encounter. Danny's hatred fueled offense dominated early on while the action was still in the ring, but Hot managed to flip Danny onto a table that had been brought in and proceeded to smash him with a chair until the table buckled under the pressure. The action eventually spilled out of the ring and the ref had to follow the fighters into the crowd and then backstage. Once backstage more hardcore weapons were used, including a shopping cart that Danny pushed straight into Hotlanta. The bloody carnage continued, and lead outside of the arena where Hotlanta brained Danny with a chair. The brother of KYO continued to try and get up, but Hotlanta kept knocking him down with the chair. Blind hatred pushed Danny to continue to try and get to his feet, but Hotlanta kept hammering away with his chair. Finally he slipped another chair under Danny before hitting a Con Chair To and following up with the pin.

Hotlanta: Damnit Danny! Why couldn't you just stay down! I never wanted this blood feud with you! I never wanted this feud with KYO! I see you up there KYO....watching....waiting. If you want me come and get me! We'll settle this in the Grindhouse! I'm sorry I burned you...but I won't apologize for what I'm going to do in The Grindhouse!



The show ended with Hotlanta staring on top of the EBW Arena at KYO. The road is over. Victory Explosion 3 is next...  

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch beat Fuel/Ultimo Munk(5:59) when Jeff Andonuts hit the Sky Runner(619) on Ultimo Munk.
2. C-X-J Singles Battle
Moz beat Apple Kid (6:34) with a Front Flip Piledriver.
3. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarachy
Akinan beat Franky (8:51) with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam.
4. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy
Rude beat Dynamic Dougie (10:22) with a Cross Kneebar Submission.
5. 4-Way Battle Prelude to Victory
Poo beat Swift, Green Destiny, and Trevor Mach (18:45) with a Starstorm OMEGA on Trevor Mach.
6. No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Battle
Hotlanta beat Danny Leung (22:36) with a Con Chair To.

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BREAKING NEWS! RENO GETS EBW WOMEN'S CANCELLED! WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH PULLED FROM VICTORY EXPLOSION 3!

Just hours before the biggest show of the year, EBW.com can report that ENN has dropped EBW Women's from the television lineup! This bombshell announcement came from Perfect Anarchy spokesmen Reno, who stated that he used his pull to convince ENN execs to pull the women from the channel or else lose Perfect Anarchy in EBW. Reno then gleefully stated that the EBW Women's Championship 3-Way Battle had been cancelled and pulled from the card. This was another huge blow from Reno to the ladies of EBW in his attempt to "put them in there place". This leaves the future of EBW Women's up in the air. Without television or backing from the EBW main office who knows what will happen? We'll have more on this as we get it. Needless to say this was not the intended way to kick off Victory Explosion 3.

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Months of waiting, build up, and anticipation have all lead up to the moment of truth....Victory Explosion 3 was finally here! Fans packed the Saturn Dome and thousands watched on Pay Per View, as the warriors of EBW did battle on the biggest stage of all. A combination of spectacle and top competition that showcased what the fighters can really do, and what lies ahead for the promotion.



The opening battle featured another heated encounter between Forest Fire and Grudge and Anguish. They've traded wins leading up to the PPV, but this win would mean the most, as it would end the feud and propel the winning team up the C-X-J ladder. Fuel was very impressive in this outing, and reminded fans that he was the TUE 2 winner and former Best of the Super C-X-J Cup winner. Ultimo Munk once again proved to be the weak link in the Forest Fire team, and Grudge and Anguish targetted him instead of the on his game Fuel. Ultimo was picked apart and ultmately submitted with Grudge's Ju-on. A big win for Grudge and Anguish and another big loss for Forest Fire. Fuel tried to help his partner up, but Munk shook him off and pushed him away. He stomped around the ring in anger before ripping off his mask and storming out of the ring.



The next two battles saw the conclusion of the rivalry between The New Generation and Captain Strong and his selected assistants Generator and Larmore. Amigo, Kinniku Mike, and Maurice have shown incredible potential since debuting in EBW. Captain Strong was selected to observe their growth, and prepare them in their climb up the ladder, but instead he has found himself pushing his limits to try and keep up. The first of the two matches featured "Samoan Slaughterhouse" Kinniku Mike and "French Fist" Maurice taking on the established Metal Rush tandem of Generator and Larmore in  No Rules Tag Team Battle. The no rules gave the brawlers in the fight an edge, as Mike and Larmore didn't have to hold back. Generator's high flying stlye was the perfect catalyst to Maurice's striking, but a connecting Superman Punch from the "French Fist" put Generator on the mat, where Maurice showed an improved ground game as he put Generator in an ankle lock. Generator grabbed the ropes, but since this was no rules Maurice continued to twist. Mike tossed Larmore out of the ring before dropping an elbow on Generator's head as h stuggled to escape. Larmore grabbed Generator from outside the ring and pulled him out before he tapped. This brought Mike and Maurice outside as well and they brawled around the ring. Kinniku Mike caught Larmore with several chops before whipping him into the ring steps. He then charged headfirst into them, when Larmore shot out of the way just in time. Meanwhile Generator threw Maurice over the barrier and into the fans. As he got back to his feet, Generator climbed back up onto the side of the ring and pulled off a Moonsault that brought Maurice right back down. Eventually the match returned to the ring, where the action was pretty even. Mike and Larmore were exchanging hard chops, until Mike kicked Larmore in the gut and sent him into a corner. He charged once and again and connected this time. He then capped it off with a Release Dragon Suplex. As this was going on Generator had Maurice on the ground and connected with his GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. Mike rolled up Larmore one sec before Generator rolled up Maurice and The New Generation team scored the huge win in the Saturn Dome. Instead of another pull apart brawl Generator and Larmore raised the hands of the Mike and Maurice in victory. They then told the team they won by "this much" and offically welcomed them as members or the EBW roster by clotheslining them down. We then had the big second singles encounter between Amigo and Captain Strong. The last time they fought the amaresu star pulled off the huge upset win that kick started the momentum of The New Generation.  This time Strong was pulling out all of the stops to keep the rookie down. Chops and kicks from Strong opened the match, and from then on Amigo was on the receiving end and had to fight his way out of it. After chopping Amigo repeatedly in the chest and hitting some european uppercuts, Strong backed away to deliver a running palm strike, but Amigo beat him to the punch and speared him to the mat. This turned the momentum for Amigo as he now tried to submit Strong with a Mounted Front Sleeper. Strong escaped and tried a choke hold, but Amigo backed him into a corner, grabbed his head, flipped him over, and applied a rear naked choke. Strong grabbed the ropes just in the nick of time, as it looked like he would soon tap or nap. The action continued with neither man doing enough damage to keep the other down until Amigo was able to capture Strong with a German Suplex Pin. He only managed to get a 2 count, so Amigo set it up again and tried for another pin, but still only got a 2 count. This lead to Amigo changing it up and dropping Strong with a Delayed High-Angle Release German Suplex he calls the Dead End. 1-2-3! Amigo won the match and helped The New Generation win a clean sweep at VE3! After the match Strong embraced Amigo and raised his hand in victory. He then called for Maurice and Mike to come out, and he raised their hands as well before heading to the back with them for a post match interview.





Reporter: Captain Strong, how does it feel to have lost to Amigo twice in a row?

Captain Strong: Heh....you figure I would be mad right? I mean I am a former EBW World Champion, and I just lost to a rookie at the biggest par per view of the year. Well you couldn't be more wrong. See I was supposed to be observing these youngsters and I have. What I have seen is something I would not have guessed....the future. These three are the future of EBW, I have no doubt in my mind. They are the new breed of wrestler, a fighter with backgrounds in other combat sports. I look at Amigo, Kinniku Mike, and Maurice and I see the "Three Musketeers" of EBW. They are the surge that EBW needs right now to compete with MMA and other combat sports. That's why I am going to offically join with these super rookies. I would like to announce the formation of a fourth faction in EBW. We will be known as SURGE!

The first of several title bouts was next, as Given and Taken would once again do battle with the team they beat for the belts Sal Paradise and Jamie OD. These two teams set the standard for C-X-J tag action everytime they step in a ring and this was no exception. The capacity crowd brought out the best in both teams. Taken and Jamie were in for the opening minutes, and after a test of strength they started swapping hard kicks. Jamie got the better of Taken and landed his PK Kick early, but was unable to get the 3 count so soon. When it was time for Sal and Given to step in things changed up a bit. Given tried to get Sal to the ground, but also had no problem absorbing some high flying offense from Sal. After this Sal and Jamie were mostly concerned with keeping Given out of the ring, as it's especially difficult to keep the masochist down. The brutal C-X-J action continued for several minutes until Sal managed to catch Given in hs Paradise Lock. The problem was he had it locked on a man who would rather suffer a break or tear then tap, so he had no choice but to let it up and try something else. After letting him up Sal suffered a beating at the hands of Given and had had to tag in Jamie, who hit the masochist with the PK Kick. Given returned to his knees only to get hit with another PK Kick. Nothing could stop Given's love for pain, so Lovekick turned their attention to Taken, who was hitting hard but could possibly be submitted. Jamie pushed Given out of the ring and splashed onto him as Sal captured Taken in the Paradise Lock. Taken struggled for several minutes and almost reached a rope, but ultimately had to tap out. Lovekick Connection won the match and once again became the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions.

The second C-X-J title match featured Shadow defending the C-X-J Championship against Moz, in a show stealing encounter. From the moment the bell rang, these heated rivals but on an explosive display. Shadow won a test of strength early on, but Moz took control by dropkicking Shadow to ground and followed up with a swift kick to the temple and a standing Shooting Star Press. Instead of going for the early pin, Moz picked Shadow up and brought him back down with a suplex. This gave Moz enough time to climb the turnbuckle for a high risk move, but Shadow jumped up quickly, met him on the turnbuckle, and hit a release belly to belly suplex that caused both men to crash to the mat, but Moz had the much harder impact. It looked like Moz suffered a broken nose and gash above his eye. Shadow took control from here, landing several vicious stomps to the face and driving his elbow into the gash. From here Shadow showed his veteran skills and sadistic nature. Instead of going for any type of pin or submission Shadow simply toyed with Moz and further exploited his injuries. Moz fought through the pain to return some chops from Shadow, but then ate a discus clothesline. Shadow showed Moz that anything he could do Shadow could do better by hitting a Standing Shooting Star Press himself. Shadow normally keeps it on the ground, but really showed that he's a capable high flyer as well. Moz continued to fight through pain and blood loss. He proved to the fans that he was more then worthy of his spot. Shadow continued the assault, but was Moz able to once again dropkick Shadow down to his knees. Instead of another kick, Moz ran the ropes and dropkicked Shadow straight in the face. The impact partially tore Shadow's mask off and exposed that he was bleeding underneath it. Moz took this opportunity to try the Front Flip Piledriver, but Shadow flipped him up and over, scooped up the hurting Moz and finished him off with a Shadow Driver. The C-X-J veteran retains the title, and keeps the C-X-J power in the hands of Perfect Anarchy.



Meanwhile Sal and Jamie were in back speaking on their title win tonight.



Reporter: So, what is next for the now 2-Time C-X-J Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection?

Sal Paradise: Well, first thing is first.....party at my house tonight. Let's just say it's ladies' night if you know what I mean.

Jamie OD: Oi! We've both got alot on our plate now with TUE 3 coaching duties, but we'll do our best as champions and defend the titles more often then those Perfect Anarchy blokes.

Reporter #2: We've just heard that Moz might be injured after his title shot, how do you think he will handle the loss?

Sal Paradise: He pushed Shadow to his absolute limit, there is no shame in losing to that guy like it or not. i know that Moz demands alot of himself, but if you ask me he's already made it. He's going to learn from this and start the climb all over again. This is just the beginning for our main man Moz, and this is just the beginning for Lovekick, Metal Rush, and EBW.

Jamie OD: We're taking it back Perfect Anarchy! We're taking it back!

While the ring crew changed things up for the spectacle Grindhouse match, the fans could see on the big screen as several of the wrestlers were preparing for their matches. Trevor and Rude were shown warming up on a split screen. Lady M's could be seen with the Maelstrom leader as they directly defied Reno's ban on the EBW ladies. After changing up the ring the giant circular cage was lowered down. This giant cage was covered in barbed wire and would rotate around the ring as the match progressed. Hotlanta has been feuding with KYO and Danny Leung since EBW returned from hiatus. The hatred and bloodshed had all lead up to this point...would this be the end of it? Danny accompanied his brother to the ring as they waited for Hotlanta to come out. The music started playing but Hot was nowhere to be seen. He ended up running out of the crowd and blindsiding KYO as the cage finished lowering. The two heated rivals were trapped inside a spinning cage that would tear them apart. The Grindhouse match was more of a brawl more then anything. KYO is an especially accomplished fighter, but since returning his sole focus has been hotlanta. Hot threw a bunch of kicks and strikes at first as he tried to get KYO to fall back onto the barbed wire but to no avail. KYO responded by grabbing Hot by the throat and tried to push the Maelstrom member into the cage. The first person to get caught in the wire would be at a significant disadvantage. Several minutes went by as they brawled, but no one had landed in the wire yet. Finally Hotlanta managed to whip KYO into the cage, and he got caught in the wire. Hot wrapped more wire on the charred monster and threw strike after strike as the cage spun around. KYO simply grinned at Hotlanta and spit blood into his eyes. He finally managed to escape the wire and pulled some off with him so he could wrap it around Hot's throat. Hot got his hands up to try and fight him off, but he ended up getting his hands wrapped up in the wire. Without the use of his hands, Hotlanta fell prey to the vicious onslaught of the burning demon. He pushed Hotlanta's face into the wire and it circled around and blood started to pool on the mat. Hot did his best to scramble away, but his hands were still bound in wire. With little choice left, Hot threw a big kick that sent KYO back into the spinning cage. He managed to get the wire off as KYO freed himself. He charged at KYO, who caught him and suplexed him right into the cage. Hot was now stuck to the spinning cage hanging upside down. KYO cackled maniacally, as he stomped away at Hotlanta. The blood was rushing to his head as well as dripping on the mat as his head scrapped the mat. Finally Hot got free and pushed KYO back into the cage. This strategy was killing both fighters and possibly cutting their careers short, but they refused to give up and continued tearing eachother apart. Late in the match Hot thought he might have it won after kicking KYO down to his knees, and preparing to finish with a big final kick, but KYO quickly jumped back to his feet and dropped Hotlanta with his Cradle Piledriver. He picked up the battered Hotlanta, got right into his face, and grinned before dropping him with another Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-3! KYO wins the first ever Grindhouse match. After the bout, KYO stared down at the bloody and broken Hotlanta before turning his gaze to the EBW fans and finally right into the camera. It was then that grabbed at his mask and removed it, which shocked everyone when it was revealed that the burned section of his face was just part of the mask! KYO was completely healed from the burns! He laughed maniacally as his mind games payed off once again...



Hotlanta had to be carried out on a stretcher as the fans stood up and applauded his amazing effort. As the ring crew scrambled to return the ring back to normal we were shown more shots of wrestlers preparing for their fights.



Little Mac and Lu appeared on the screen as they both prepared for their big match later in the night. Poo was with Lu, but had to take off for his title match. That's when Lu turned the corner to face his friend Little Mac. They simply stared at each other and walked off in directions. This is the first time they have seen each other since they took time off to train for this fight.

The 3-Team tag title match was up next. Franky and Poo are dominant tag champs, but Strong Destiny and the Swift/Tack tandem have the goods to take the belts. Who would walk out of this match as champs? Franky and Poo were at a big disadvantage as this match got underway, cause both opposing teams decided to work together at first. Franky tried to run out of the ring to get counted out and retain the belts, but Tack jumped out after him and tossed him back in. This action packed bout brought the best out of all three teams and really stepped up the recognition of the tag team division. Eivion and Green were especially dominant in this one. New Edo Strong Style and NOWA Head Droppy Stlye make a deadly combo. Swift and Tack stepped up though and more then held up their end of the match. Tack showed off some new moves he learned at the Cobra Kai dojo. As Poo got in his face he ate a kick from Tack and then a leg sweep that forced him to bash his head on a turnbuckle. The action continued for several long and action packed minutes. All three teams were giving it all they had, but in the end a Double Rider Kick on Poo followed by a Muscle Buster from Swift sealed the deal for the Metal Rush team and they became the new EBW Tag Team Champions! After the match Eivion and Green showed respect and handed them the belts and bowed to them. Franky and Poo were arguing, with Franky obviously angry as Poo for losing the match. He could be heard shouting about his priorities and something about Master Lu. One more title was taken from Perfect Anarcy, and two wrestlers who were tag champs with other partners have now come together to prove they are kings of the tag division.



Next, the ring crew put together the MMA Caged Ring for the Royal Crown Championship bout. On the screen you could see Rude and Trevor finishing their preparation for their match. The cameras followed both of them as they made their way to the ring. Reno tried to stop Lady M's from coming out to the ring, but she simply pushed him out of the way and walked on. Reno tried to stop her again, but Trevor, Dougie, and Akinan stopped him dead in his tracks and he ran off. EBW was about to meet the world of Mixed Marital Arts. Cross Armbar vs. Cross Kneebar! Mr. Machismo vs. Perfect Playa! Rude vs. Trevor Mach was next!

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This battle has been building up for weeks. Trevor Mach and Maelstrom want to bring a more MMA oriented style to EBW, and change the name of the game. This match is part of their "Bushido Mission", and they want to brand the Royal Crown Championship with "Maximum Soul Style". Trevor was accompanied by Lady M's, Dougie, and Akinan. Rude had Reno as his entourage, but he made sure to stay away from Lady M's as he made his way out. Both fighters got in each others face as the ref read off the rules for this 5 round battle. Trevor extended his hand to Rude but the champ just walked off. Trevor smirked as he put in his mouthpiece and pointed at the title belt, and signaled that it would soon be around his waist. This brought Rude out from his corner as this match got underway. Round 1 started with Trevor and Rude trading hard punches, before Trevor shot for a leg and attemped a heel hook on the downed Rude. The champ escaped and got to his feet first where he started punching at Trevor. The contender caught several shots before getting back up to his and landing a hard kick. They bounced around the ring for a bit, waiting for an opportunity to attack. The remainder of Round 1 featured alot of stikes but no takedown efforts. Both men came out of the round bloodied. The fans were enjoying this look into Mixed Martial Arts, and it looks like Trevor's vision may catch on. Round 2 started of just how Round 1 ended. They bounced around and took some swings, but this time Rude managed to pull off a shoot and almost captured Trevor in a Cross Kneebar. The remainder of this round saw alot of ground work, but neither man could pull off a submission. As the round ended Trevor hit a flurry of punches, but Rude took them and survived. Round 3 the action picked up. Rude got Trevor to the gound and he had to struggle to avoid a submission, while at the same time eating punches. He got back to his feet and ducked under a punch from Rude, and brought some pro wrestling into it with a German Suplex. He quickly capitalized with a bunch of punches and knees to the downed Rude, but could not lock in an attempted armbar. The action was picking up and the fans were on fire. At one point both Trevor and Rude unloaded a hard punch and they both buckled under the impact. Trevor recovered first and forced Rude into the cage where he unloaded with some hard shots. They grappled a bit against the cage before Rude took control and attempted once again to lock in a Kneebar. The Maelstrom leader crawled out of it and charged at Rude, only to eat a big fist from Rude. The ref almost called the match, but Trevor scrambled to his feet and charged again with another flurry of punches. The 3rd Round ended with both fighters dropping their guard and just throwing wild punches. Round 4 was alot of the same. These bloody brawlers went from putting on a technical display, to just letting it all hang out. Late in the round Trevor shot in and got Rude to the mat. The fans went wild as he fought to lock in a Cross Armbar. Rude struggled for several seconds to fight out of it, but Trevor snapped his arm back and forced the champion to tap out! Trevor Mach won the match to become the the NEW EBW Royal Crown Champion! A title now branded in "Maximum Soul Style".



After the bout Trevor once again tried to shake Rude's hand but to no avail. The Maelstrom faction headed to the back for interviews...



Reporter: Trevor, how does it feel to win this huge match at Victory Explosion 3, and what impact do you think this MMA influx will have on the sport?

Trevor Mach: Boosh! First off, I want to give props to Rude for giving me a hell of a fight! I knew we would tear up in that cage, but I think I may have still underestimated him a bit. He really proved alot to me tonight. Lack of respect aside he's a great fighter. I look at this match as one of the biggest in my career. It's the genesis of something new in Professional Wrestling. It's the beginning of the perfect fighting style..."Maximum Soul Style". Like I said before, the Global World Championship is the most prestigious wrestling title in the world! This Royal Crown Championship...it's going to become something more. A Symbol of the NEW Wrestling...Hybrid Wrestling. BOOSH!

Reporter #2: Lady M's, how do you feel about Reno declaring war on EBW Women's and cutting all ties?

Lady M's: I'm not worried about it. A backup plan has been in the works for just such a seperation of the brands. You'll just have to wait and see, but my presence here should show you what I think of that little bitch and his rules. Tonight was going to be a crowning moment for me as I won back my championship...but that day will still happen very soon. For now though, I'm just proud of Trevor and his big win.

Reporter #3: Can you update us on the status of Hotlanta?

Trevor Mach: Hot...is not doing well. He's pretty ticked about the loss, but you know what, I think it's going to lead to alot more fun. KYO may not have been burned, but this whole...."crazy" thing has lit a fire under Hotlanta. I wouldn't want to get in his way...that's all I'm gonna say.

Reporter: Anything else you'd like to say?

Trevor Mach: This is just the beginning EBW! Dynamic Dougie, the big man Akinan, Hotlanta, and I will continue on our "Bushido Mission" and we'll take out anyone that gets in our way....ANYBODY! Maelstrom is going to paint EBW in the colors of "Maximum Soul Style". BOOSH!

One of the most highly anticipated matches of the year was up next. Little Mac and Master Lu, the former student and teacher turned best friends turned enemies would do battle one last time. At the end one wrestler would have to hang it up for good. Master Lu wanted to stop Mac from facing Perfect Anarchy and getting hurt. Mac wants to prove that he is far from ready to retire and he can handle anything. Mac-LU 24/7 showed alot of new fans just what these two have brought to the table, and introduced a whole new generation to their legacy. The Saturn Dome erupted in cheers as both men came out. A giant show of respect to two legends who have given so much to the sport. As they stared down the fans started clashing chants of "MAC!" and "LU!". They started out with a slow and technical back and forth. It was reminicent of their earliest matches. They traded holds and strikes and the fans were eating it up. A true classic but at the time not a show stealer. It wasn't until late in the match that the two legends sped up the fighting and really got the crowd into it. Lu was trying to utilize a ground game to negate Mac's signature strikes, but Mac showed to have picked up more ground skills, as he evaded a submission attempt and caught Lu in an ankle lock. Lu grabbed the ropes and kicked off Mac before locking in an ankle lock of his own. This type of back and forth action continued until Lu quickly scooped Mac up for an out of nowhere Starstorm OMEGA. 1-2 Kickout! Mac was picked back up to his feet by Lu, who attempted another Starstorm OMEGA, but ate a big KO Punch for his troubles. 1-2 Kickout! Lu also kicked out of a finishing move. These old stars were putting on a top notch match that had the younger wrestlers watching. By the time the match went past the 20 minute mark both fighters were gassed, yet they continued duking it out. It all came down to who had nothing left. Mac and Lu were standing in the center of the ring. Two old friends slugging it out. They were bruise and bloody but they continued. Lu gained control and looked to set up one last OMEGA, but Mac put everything he had into one big KO Punch that sent Lu to the mat and allowed Mac to roll him up for the 1-2-3. Little Mac wins the match meaning Master Lu is forced to retire. The fans went nuts as Mac celebrated, but tears streamed down his face as he knew that he had just ended his best friend's career. He helped Lu to his feet and held his hand up in a show of respect. Lu told him it was ok and embraced him before raising his hand in return. The fans then all started a "LU!" chant and bowed down to him. Mac joined them and showed respect to the man who made him in the wrestling business.



They walked to the back together for the interview segment but Lu quickly walked away after pointing to Mac in awknowledgement of his victory...



Reporter: Mac, how does it feel having ended your best friend's career?

Little Mac: Honestly, it was the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. At the same time I know that's the way we both would want it. That man is my best friend and my mentor. He tried to do something for me to protect me. It wasn't what I wanted but I know he was just trying to do what he thought was right. Everything is ok now between us. We're going to put all that bad blood behind us. I respect the hell out of that man and he deserves the respect of myself and all the people in this room....all the fans in attendance....all the people watching at home.

Reporter #2: What do you have planned for the future, and what do you think Lu has planned for the future?

Little Mac: Well after tonight I have proven to myself, and I think I've proven to you too that I am not ready for retirement. I feel the old Mac coming back and I still want to make an impact in this sport. I'm not ready to go gently into that good night. I have a plan....and I know Lu has a plan. We've discussed it privately, and in the end , while it is terrible his wrestling career had to end, I think the end results will justify the means. Thank you!

It was now main event time. The moment we all waited for. The buildup has been intense, and this feud is ready to explode. Tonight, one man will claim a grand legacy, and make a huge statement in the world of Professional Wrestling. The time is now W00t vs. Ness for the Global World Championship. Reno must've been very upset that Perfect Anarchy was losing titles left and right, as he personally escorted w00t to the ring and remained ring side. Ness came out with Paula and Metal Rush, which forced Reno to back away and try to get some more Perfect Anarchy backup. The ruckus outside the ring forced the ref to eject everyone from ringside, meaning this would truly be a one on one battle. As Ness and w00t stared each other down, the fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed could easily be called a classic. They rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. As Ness heard the crowd cheer W00t started to get visibly angry. This anger caused him to increase the brutality of the match, as he repeatedly kicked Ness in the face, causing him to bleed. The blood made its way to Ness's eyes which blinded him enough for w00t to attempt an early WKO. Ness had the move scouted however, and dodged it before unleashing a headbutt to w00t's face. This dazed w00t long enough for Ness to pick him up for an old school PSI Rockin! 1-2-Kickout! w00t escaped the early pin attempt. At this point the Global World Champion exploded with anger as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at the "Metal Hero". He also busted out the dirty tactics, with eye gouges and low blows. He made a pin attempt with his hands on the ropes and almost pulled off the cheap win. Ness took a beating at this point, allowing W00t to hit his WKO. He attempted to get the pin, but Ness surprisingly kicked out. This stunned the fans as well as the champ. From there it would be more back and forth fighting, as Ness sought a victory explosion. The crowd continued to grow louder and cheer Ness. As they passed the 30 minute mark, Ness and w00t showed no signs of giving up. After an exchange of finishers both opponents appeared to be out cold on the mat. w00t managed to stagger up first. Some of the crowd began to boo him, which left him angry. The Global Champion limped over to the turnbuckle and prepared to launch a match ending elbow drop, but at this point Ness leapt up from the mat and climbed the turnbuckle. w00t and Ness battled it out atop the turnbuckle, back and forth. w00t struggled to fight off Ness, but Metal Rush leader proved that he had the greater heart and forcefully slammed w00t to the mat with a top rope suplex! Both fighters fought to pick themselves up. the first fighter to their feet could potentially end the epic encounter. w00t was up first, and waited to strike on Ness who had his back to the champ. w00t tried to hit his WKO, but Ness countered and hit a big Thunder Brainbuster! The fans were on their feet as Ness picked up the champ again, looked around the Saturn Dome, and brought w00t down with another Thunder Brainbuster! 1-2-3! Ness beat w00t to become the NEW GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPION! The crowd went wild and the locker room cleared out, as Ness ecstatically ran around the ring with the belt in hand. Reno scooped an a livid w00t out of the ring just as it filled with Metal Rush and the other members of the EBW roster. Metal Rush lifted Ness up in the air as they celebrated this huge moment. Perfect Anarchy had suffered huge blow, and the Global World Championship had been liberated. Ness once again stood tall as the ace of EBW. A fitting ending to an epic pay per view...





Ness: This means the world to me! Something like this really gives your career meaning! I am proud to be the champion of this promotion. Metal Rush struck a huge blow against Perfect Anarchy tonight, and I speak for all of us when I say that we will continue to take back EBW from the elitists that think they rule. EBW Forever!



Reno: Perfect Anarchy is not ready to make a comment at this time but...

w00t: DAMN YOU NESS! DAMN YOU! HOW DARE YOU TAINT MY LEGACY! THIS ISN'T OVER PEOPLE! YOU THINK PERFECT ANARCHY IS DONE?! YOU THINK WE'RE JUST GOING TO LAY DOWN AND DIE?! WE ARE EBW! THIS ISN'T OVER! WE UNDERESTIMATED THE FOOLS TONIGHT BUT I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN! YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF AND YOU HAVE PISSED OFF PERFECT ANARCHY! YOU WANT A WAR! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE HELL TO PAY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT! NESS! NESS! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! I WANT MY REMATCH AND I WANT IT ON X-CITE! DID YOU HEAR ME?! I WANT MY REMATCH!

Victory Explosion 3
Saturn Dome
Pay Per View

1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Grudge/Anguish beat Fuel/Ultimo Munk (5:12) when Grudge submitted Ultimo Munk with the Ju-on.
2. No Rules Tag Team Battle
Maurice/Kinniku Mike beat Generator/Larmore (14:01) when Mike hit a Release Dragon Suplex on Larmore.
3. Special Singles Battle
Amigo beat Captain Strong (10:56) with the Dead End(Delayed High-Angle Release German Suplex).
4. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Battle
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Given/Taken(c) (12:33) when Sal submitted Taken with the Paradise Lock to become the NEW EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions.
5. EBW C-X-J Championship Battle
Shadow(c) beat Moz (11:07) with a Top Rope Shadow Driver.
6. The Grindhouse
KYO beat Hotlanta (18:59) with a Cradle Piledriver.
7. EBW Tag Team Championship Three Team Battle
Swift/Tack beat Franky/Poo(c) and Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (20:02) when Swift hit the Muscle Buster on Poo to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions.
8. EBW Royal Crown Championship Caged MMA Battle
Trevor Mach beat Rude(c) (R4 4:35) via Cross Armbar Submission to become the 2nd EBW Royal Crown Champion.
9. Special Singles Battle Loser Retires Endings and New Beginnings
Little Mac beat Master Lu (23:11) with a KO Punch.
10.Global World Championship Battle
Ness beat W00t(c) (37:38) with a Thunder Brainbuster to become the 3rd Global World Champion.

Tack Angel: Hello again! It's your favorite pushpin seraphim for a Halloween edition of The Tack Show! Like I said, it's that time of year again. The time for tricks and treats! It's Halloween! The Tack man has had some pretty wild Halloweens before, and NO I DON'T ALWAYS GO AS A KAMEN RIDER! This year I am on top of the world. Having just won the tag belts with Swift, I was ready to party! Halloween has been especially wild since joining EBW. I was thinking that no party could top last year's shindig......and I was right.....the company part blew.



Tack Angel: HEY GUYS! Tack is.....hey.....not alot of people here.

Moz: Brains.....brains....haha! Hey Tack! Yeah it's a little quiet around here, but I figured I'd scoop up some ladies and take em to the real party....if ya know what I mean.

Tack Angel: Yeah I think I....

Moz: The party in my pants.....ya know?

Tack Angel: Yes Moz I get it! Who else is here? Oh hey Fuel....I see you're just wearing your wrestling costume.

Fuel: Yeah, it's pretty rediculous as it is so why the hell not HAHA! So what Kamen Rider are you this year?

Tack Angel: Damnit I'm not a Kamen Rider! I'm a Ghostbuster! I ain't afraid of no ghost! GHOSTBUSTER NOT KAMEN RIDER!!!

Fuel: Oh....fair enough.....

Tack Angel:.....you're not going to set fire to the building.....are you?

Fuel: .....maybe.....

Tack Angel: Well that's my cue to go!

Generator: Hey Larmore, what the hell are we doing here? This party blows.

Larmore: Three words.....FREE *Bleep*ING BOOZE BITCH!

Generator: That's...four.....nevermind.

Erica: Hehahahaha! Paula, I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

Paula: *sigh* Ness is the one with the dog Erica.

Erica: Oh yes well....I'll just....go...overhere...then.

Tack Angel: Uhhhhh.....yeah I'm outta here.

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Tack Angel: Yeah, so that party was kind of a drag, but I had alot of other prospects....you betcha....ok so all I had was an invite to go trick or treating with Trevor Mach and Lady M's....yay?



Dynamic Dougie: Oh hey there Tack! What kind of Kamen Rider costume is that?

Tack Angel: *sigh* I'm a Ghostbuster.....what are you?

Dynamic Dougie: A pillow case ghost....yeah I forgot to get a costume.

Tack Angel: Well, looks like Trevor and M's have dusted off an old favorite.

Dynamic Dougie: Aww damnit guys! You're wearing those costumes again?!

Lady M's: What costumes?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, we're not ready yet, but we'll get on it! Hey Akinan, you wanna come along big man?

Akinan: ......

Lady M's: I'm guessing that's a big fat NO!



Trevor Mach: Guys, this is great! We're getting some candy and we got to egg w00t's house!

Tack Angel: Trevor....that was my house....

Trevor Mach: Oh....that explains why you were trying to stop me shouting "Stop egging my house!".

Lady M's: Gee you think?

Dynamic Dougie: Hey, wait up for me! I can barely see in this OW! A little help please?

Tack Angel: I get the sneaking idea.....that we are being followed....

Trevor Mach: Ha! That reminds me of last year! That was hilarious when Mr. Scary and Slayer were roaming about trying to kill everybody. Tell me, who do you think is following us now?

Tack Angel: Uh.....Mr. Scary and Slayer....

Trevor Mach: Oh......

Tack Angel: and....Pennywise the Clown?

Lady M's: I hate clowns. That bitch gets in my face I'll drop him.

Dynamic Dougie: Maybe.....just maybe we should head home.

Tack Angel: Uh....good idea.....a little bit faster please?



Tack Angel: I think we lost....AHHHH A G-G-G-G-GHOST!!! Suck my ectoplasm you gastly ghoul!!!

Guy in ghost costume: AHHH!!! Hey! What the hell man?!

Tack Angel: OH! Sorry! Thought you were one of the many maniacs that seem to be trailing us right now.

Guy in ghost costume: Yeah whatever you crazy bastard! I'm calling the cops!

Tack Angel: Oh snap gang! We better head upstairs.

Trevor Mach: Uhhhh yeah....say Tack.....where did you get a working proton pack?

Lady M's: And where can I get one?



Tack Angel: Well what did you guys get?

Trevor Mach: Skittles, skittles, and more skittles. This is my candy cocaine. TASTE THE RAINBOW!

Dynamic Dougie: I got a rock....what the *bleep*?

Lady M's: Well Tack, since I'm a sexy and dangerous lady I got a hell of a lot more then you and I'M NOT SHARING.

Tack Angel: ...oh...

Lady M's: I'm just playing....have a kit-kat.

Tack Angel: Sweet!

Trevor Mach: I guess we were all over reacting when we thought we were being followed! Well....Tack over reacted.....Tack you silly monkey.



Slayer: ARG!

Mr. Scary: Hello again kiddies! It's time to get cut!

Pennywise: Hehehehehahahaha you wanna balloon?

Tack Angel: Holy snackems!

Lady M's You were saying Trev?

Trevor Mach: Oh great guys, bust right through the window! Oh and the door too....cause ya know...just opening it would have been silly.....jackass.

Dynamic Dougie: Hey wait a minute....that's not Pennywise....that's KYO!!!

KYO: Muahahahaha!!!

Tack Angel: Awww what the hell KYO....you need to be medicated or something man.

Trevor Mach: Well....since you've already messed up the swank pad, why don't you tell us what the hell you're doing here.

Slayer: ......

Mr. Scary: Well said Slayer. I think what my silent and stupid counterpart is trying to say is that he intended on killing you this halloween. The problem is THAT WAS MY IDEA DOUCHEBAG!

Slayer: ......

Mr. Scary: Oh don't give me that look you KNEW I was planning on killing these pricks since last year! You had your chance!

KYO: I wouldn't mind killing them! Muahahahaha!

Mr. Scary: Well no one invited a retarded clown!

Trevor Mach: Yeah!

Mr. Scary: Shut up!

Trevor Mach: Don't tell me to shut up in my own house?

Mr. Scary: I'm the one with the knife here!

Trevor Mach: Yeah....but are you the one with the balls?!

Mr. Scary: Oh you son of a....

Dynamic Dougie: Tack....now would be a good time to bus out that proton pack.

Tack Angel: It only shoots light dude! Why the hell did I come here? I'm not even in Maelstrom!



Swift: Eat boot bitch!

Tack Angel: Swift! Perfect timing dude! You saved us from getting murdered by these psychos!

Swift: Oh is that what's going down? I just came to kick some ass?

Tack Angel: Oh...any real reason?

Swift: ....It's what I do....

Trevor Mach: Oh good...Swift's here....and he busted through the wall....anyone use a damn door?

Lady M's: Meh...we can fix it....not like we're broke.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah that's true....BOOSH!

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Tack Angel: So another crazy Halloween has come and gone. We spent the rest of the night watching scary movies and eating candy. Slayer and Scary stuck around to join us.....it was awkward.....VERY awkward.....anyways Happy Halloween EBW FANS!

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EBW: X-perience Card Revealed!

The action in EBW picks up on the next X-perience. We have alot of high action battles that will have implifications for the next pay per view. The night will begin with a huge Round Robin Tag Battle, that will detirmine the next contenders for the EBW Tag Tea Titles. The winners of EBW's first round robin tag battle Generator and Larmore were the first ones announced to participate. Then Captain Strong pushed for SURGE involvement and Kinniku Mike and Maurice were added as well. Franky and Poo are also involved seeing as how they are the former champs, and Strong Destiny will make their return. Four Teams with alot to prove. Then we get the promised battle between Maelstrom and Reno's new Akatsuki strike force when Dougie and Akinan team up to take in KYO and Danny Leung. EBW Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach will go toe-to-toe with SURGE member and amaesu star Amigo in a 5-Minute Exhibition battle that is sure to be a highly athletic competition. The matches just get bigger, as we then have a ladder match to detirmine the next contender for the C-X-J Championship! Moz's quest for a second chance will lead him into this match. Jeff Andonuts will represent the Young Gunz, and hopes to bring some gold to the stable. Fuel will try to shake several tag losses and reclaim the fire that made him the winner of the Super C-X-J Cup. Finally, P+P's Rey Dorado will be added to the mix. He is a former champion who wore the belt proudly. Will he claim the glory again? Dorado's involvement is also due in part to the upcoming Collision II special. Will the EBW fighters work together to stop the Power Player or will it really be every man for himself? In the main event, Ness will try to shake off his big title loss to w00t, by teaming with Tag Champions Swift and Tack Angel to take on w00t, Rude, and Shadow. It's a big night of action, and we've also been told to expect some blockbuster announcements. All this and more on X-perience.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Round Robin Tag Battle EBW Tag Team Championship #1 Contendership
Teams Participating: Generator/Larmore, Kinniku Mike/Maurice, Franky/Poo, Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny
2. Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Akatsuki
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan vs. KYO/Danny Leung
3. 5-Minute Exhibition Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Trevor Mach vs. Amigo
4. C-X-J #1 Contender Ladder Match
Moz vs. Jeff Andonuts vs. Fuel vs. Rey Dorado<P+P>
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Swift/Tack Angel vs. w00t/Rude/Shadow

Collision 2 Card Fully Revealed!

The EBW vs. P+P Special known as Collision 2 is right around the corner, and now EBW.com can reveal to you the entire card. The opening bout with feature Maelstrom big man Akinan taking on the charismatic Zurf Zambada in singles action. SURGE will take on Yozone, Savage Claw II, and Explosivo in a clash of several fighting styles. Swift will lead EBW's Metal Rush against P.O.X in 6-man tag action. Then the fans will be treated to a huge interpromotional battle royal. The two tag matches will follow and then finall the big main event. Team P+P has been revealed to consist of Rey Dorado, Bullet, Demon Dan, and Hoodlum. A very strong team, but one that parallels EBW's team in that it may implode. We'll see what goes down at Collision 2: EBW vs. P+P.

Collision 2: EBW vs. P+P
Plateau Hall
Nace

1. Charismatic But Monstrous
Akinan Vs Zurf Zambada
2. Styles Of Many Colours Clash
Amigo, Maurice & Kinniku Mike Vs Yozone, Savage Claw II & Explosivo
3. Simple As ABC: Aggression, Brawls, Chaos
Swift, Generator, Larmore Vs P.O.X.
4. Super Selective Smorgasboard Battle Royal
5. P+P Co-Op Championships
Guapo Bros (c) Vs Grudge & Anguish
6. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championships
Lovekick Connection (c) Vs Brute & Misfit
7. Team EBW Vs Team P+P 8-Man Tag Team Battle
Trevor Mach, Ness, w00t & Captain Strong Vs Rey Dorado, Bullet, Demon Dan & Hoodlum

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EBW is Hiring! Mr. Poochyfud seeks new "Enforcer" to take charge in EBW.

The rumors that have been swirling are in fact true. Mr. Poochyfud has decided to hire a new "Enforcer", who will take charge of X-cite, X-perience, and X-tra. The "Enforcer" will also have their hands full with Reno trying to run the show. Mr. Poochyfud has already selected the Enforcer, and they will appear on the upcoming X-perience. Now EBW.com can not reveal the new Enforcer just yet, but you can check out footage of some of the other "candidates" who tried to interview for the job below...

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok, first off we have a mister......Ike Madamle?!



Ike Madamle: Well hi there Mr. Pichyfood!

Mr. Poochyfud: Uhhh....it's Poochyfud....didn't you go to jail for arson?

Ike Madamle: Yeah, but I got out on good behavior! I tried to show the guards some FTW footage and they just decided to let me out! Can you believe that?

Mr. Poochyfud: ....actually yes I can...So I take it you want the job?

Ike Madamle: You betcha! I miss the good ol EVCXW!

Mr. Poochyfud: Riiiiight. So if I hired you back what would you bring to the EBW table?

Ike Madamle: Well, I say we bring in Rince Vusso and some of the super awesome veterans that didn't get killed in that fire and fill the roster with em! We cut out about.....95% of the wrestling, get rid of the C-X-J Division, and try to make the shows more like a scripted drama instead of a combat sports show. What do you think?

Mr. Poochyfud: .......Get the *bleep* out my office.

Ike Madamle: Ok....well how about Hulk Hogan?

Mr. Poochyfud: GET OUT!



Mr. Poochyfud: Ok mister....Amabo....Barry Amabo is it?

Barry Amabo: Yes it is.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok Barry, it says here under experience that you were a community organizer. Care to tell me what that means?

Barry Amabo: It's ....uh....complicated.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well to me it means absolutely nothing. So we'll just say that you have no experience what so ever. Can we just go ahead and admit that.

Barry Amabo: Yes we can.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ok then! So, what would you bring to EBW if I hired you as my Enforcer.

Barry Amabo: Well, I'll  make the main eventers pay special taxes to give the jobbers special benefits and healthcare. Then I pour tons of money into projects that will not help EBW in any way and may even bankrupt it. From there I will rebuild EBW in a new image, with management having its hands in everything single thing that the wrestlers do. I will also apologize to all the promotions EBW put out of business on behalf of the company.

Mr. Poochyfud: ....You've been talking to Hippie haven't you? That's the single most rediculous plan that I have ever heard. Who would possibly want that huh? HUH?! WHO WOULD POSSIBLY WANT THAT?!



Mr. Poochyfud: And next we have....oh come on what the hell!?

?: Good day to you sir! My name is Abner Chesterfieldshireson, and I'm here to apply for the job offer you have advertised!

Mr. Poochyfud: .....Trevor, get the hell out of my office.

Abner Chesterfieldshireson: What do you mean good sir? I do not know who this Trevor is that you speak of. I am merely here to fill the role of Enforcer. I was on my way to the haberdasher when I gazed upon your advert. I must tell you, I got involved in a little fisticuffs back in my day. I'm ready for all kinds of shenanigans and flimflammery!

Mr. Poochyfud: ....Trevor.......GET OUT NOW!

So hiring day had its ups and downs, but EBW has a new enforcer who will make a big debut coming up on X-perience.



Abner Chesterfieldshireson: This an outrage! How dare that tallywacker raise his voice at me! Now I'm late for my hootenanny! What a bunch of rubbish!

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Reno: Hello EBW! Perfect Anarchy here, still on top and better then ever! I have my Akatsuki strike force getting prepared to tear down the Maelstrom losers, but the rest of us are here standing tall....one....big....family....RIGHT FRANKY AND POO?!

Franky: .....yeah...

Poo: .....uh....huh...

Reno: Good! Poo, I know Lu got into your head recently, but he's gone now and you need to shake that off right now!

w00t: Enough of this talk Reno! Tonight isn't about past issues and petty squabbles. Tonight is all about ME! I did exactly what I said I was going to do! I took back my legacy and made history in the process! I am the only 2-Time Global World Champion EVER!

Reno: That's exactly right w00t! You have saved EBW from itself! You have restored the power back to the stable that truly cares about the future direction of EBW! You are the hero who is bring everything together! Tonight we celebrate!

Rude: Ha! *bleep* that dawg!

Reno: Rude?!

Rude: Yo, do you notice something missing from tha picture?! That punk ass Trevor still has the Royal Crown Championship! We don't have ANYTHING until we have that belt back....until I get my bling back! w00t, I'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but nothing is over yet. I went to a time limit draw with the title holder, so I demand my title shot....I'm gonna go get it.

Reno: Right...he's right w00t. My old friend wants the title shot he deserves. I'm gonna go talk to him.

w00t: Fine! I will do the celebrating for all of us! Oh, I hear tonight EBW is getting itself a brand new "Enforcer"? Mr. Poochyfud has to find someone to handle his company for him? Who could you possibly get to stop our movement and get Perfect Anarchy under your thumb? Who could you possibly get? I'm not intimidated in the slightest...bring em on!



Ness: Guys, I've been having a bad week. I've been trying to find the words to describe how I feel....but all I can say is that I let you down and I'm sorry.

Tack Angel: Let us down? No way man! You humiliated that prick on the biggest possible stage. He got desperate on X-cite and had to get help to beat you.

Ness: The camera doesn't show Reno assisting, and personally I can't remember what happened at that moment. Maybe he just straight up beat me.

Swift: Look, it doesn't matter. You kick ass or you get your ass kicked. Either way you stand tall and look for the next fight. Simple as that.

Ness: Yeah....I guess you're right. We just pick ourselves up and go after em again tonight.

Paula: Heh....plus Mr. Ness you seem to forget that we're getting married this weekend. It doesn't matter what happened on X-cite, you are still my champion and still my hero!

Ness: Yeah....how could I forget the most important day of my life heh.

Trevor Mach: The best man still calls dibs on planning the bachelor party.

Ness: Oh hey Trev. You're not going to hit me with that barbed wire bat yet are you?

Trevor Mach: No, not yet. You've got a wedding in a few days. Paula would be pissed if I mess up your face. Look man, I never got to congratulate you on winning the belt. You may have lost it again, but you proved alot. You never had to prove a thing to me though....didn't have to prove a thing to any of us. We may not see eye to eye on where EBW is going, but you're still my friend and I respect the hell out of you.

Ness: Thanks man, but you're being far too serious for far too long. What else is on your mind?

Trevor Mach: Ha! You got me. I wanted to know if you heard anything about this new Enforcer.

Ness: Nope, haven't heard a thing. We'll find out together.

Trevor Mach: Great....I love surprises.



The aftermatch of Victory Explosion 3 was still being felt as we headed into X-perience. The titles are no longer based in particular stable. Several factions with differing views now battle on equal footing for supremacy, but Perfect Anarchy still intends on ruling with a tyrannical iron fist.

The show opened with a Round Robin Tag Battle to detirmine the next #1 Contenders for the EBW Tag Team Championship. Generator and Larmore won the first Round Robin Tag Battle that EBW had, so they had the momentum as they opened the contest against SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Maurice. These two teams have had an exciting series as of late and this quick sprint was no exception. It was high impact and high energy for 5 minutes, but neither team could down the other in the time limit, so no points were awarded. Strong Destiny took on the former champs Franky and Poo next. Eivion and Green have gone from interpromotional rivals to all star team, and they really proved it here. A growing rift between Franky and Poo played a role here, as it would in all of their encounters in the battle. Franky got in Poo's face as he tried to tag out, but Poo pulled his hand back, leaving Franky in and getting him caught in a Head Drop Exploder by Green Destiny. Strong Destiny won and earned a point. Franky and Poo went 0-2 in the next match, as Larmore took advantage of Franky paying back Poo, and downed him with a Hardcore Hangover just before the time limit draw. Kinniku Mike and Maurice really impressed in the next battle, as they held their ground against the Strong Destiny veterans and held them to a time limit draw. Then they took on Franky and Poo, who were now spending more time shouting at each other then fighting. Mike was able get in some high impact offense of Franky while Maurice blind sided Poo with a big KO Punch that sent him flying off the side of the ring. Mike scored the big upset win, pinning Franky after a Release Dragon Suplex. It all came down to Strong Destiny and the Metal Rush team going head to head. It was a highly competitive 4 minutes, but then Eivion took control of Larmore and finished him off with a Double Knee Facebreaker. Strong Destiny ended up with 2 points, meaning they won the Tag Battle and will now face champions Tack and Swift in the near future.



Next up, Maelstrom's super rookie Akinan teamed with fan favorite Dynamic Dougie as they took on KYO and Danny Leung, the duo now known as The Akatsuki. With Hotlanta on the injured list, KYO and Danny feel free to pursue other targets, while Hot's Maelstrom allies pursue revenge. It was a tough, athletic battle, with Akinan once again impressing with his size, strength, and skill. KYO had a giant grin stuck to his face the entire time, even as he ate a big boot from Akinan and a top rope elbow drop from Dougie. He still managed to kick out of a pin attempt and laugh wickedly. He continued laughing wildly, until a familiar theme played. KYO's grin turned to utter shock as Hotlanta appeared at the top of the ramp, sporting a white mask that resembled his old Masked Lanta mask. KYO immediately turned his attention to Hotlanta, and left the ring. He looked horrified that he had just seen a ghost. Danny was left wide open to serious offense from Akinan, and was finished off with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam. Akinan and Dougie won the match, but the big story was the return of Hotlanta, who simply stared down his foe and let him know that things were far from over.



The third match was a real treat for fans of the new hybrid fighting movement in EBW. Royal Crown Champion Trevor battled SURGE member Amigo in a 5-Minute Exhibition Battle. Maelstrom leader Trevor Mach came out with a newly colored Royal Crown Championship, painted in the colors of "Maximum Soul Style" as he has said before. Amigo came out accompanied by Captain Strong. The man that was supposed to put the rookie in his place, but instead is now praising him as  one of the new three musketeers that will bring a new age to EBW. Amigo's win over Strong began the momentum that has brought SURGE into the mix. This match featured two top athletes pulling out all the stops in a quick sprint. This was not treated like an exhibition by either fighter. Amigo impressed with an early takedown on Trevor, but the Royal Crown Champion was able to escape a heel hook attempt, and returned to his feet where he tried to hit the Macha Ye. Amigo narrowly rolled out of the way, and the two fighters returned to the center of the ring where the knees and elbows started to fly. Trevor had an advantage in striking, but when it came to grappling and submission attempts they found themselves evenly matched. Rude made his way out to ringside to watch the fighters engage in the quick classic. Amigo gained huge momentum and whipped Trevor into the corner, where he then forced him onto the turnbuckle and hit a big release German Suplex. Amigo almost scored a huge upset there, but Trevor kicked out of a roll up pin at 2.9! Trevor struggled to his feet just in time to land a rolling elbow on a charging Amigo. The Amaresu star struggled back to his knees only to get hit in the back of the head by a Macha Ye! But surprisingly Amigo kicked out as well. Trevor then grabbed ahold of the downed Amigo's arm and locked in an armbar, but the time limit ended as Amigo struggled to escape. After the match Trevor raised Amigo's hand in a show of respect. Captain Strong entered the ring and told Trevor that Amigo should get a shot at the Royal Crown Championship. Trevor agreed, but Rude stormed into the ring and demanded that he get his title shot. No matter what the outcome, it's obvious Amigo made a big statement in the match.



Next, the fans were treated to a thrilling C-X-J Ladder Match! Moz, Jeff Andonuts, Fuel, and P+P Ace Rey Dorado all battled with technical and high flying skill alike to see who could reach the briefcase at the top of the ladder and claim the #1 contendership to the C-X-J Championship. This exciting battle stole the show. Although we are headed towards an EBW vs. P+P battle, Rey Dorado was welcomed back into the EBW with open arms by the fans. The ladder was put into play very early on, when Fuel and Jeff fought over it in a tug-o-war, before deciding to work together to floor Rey. Moz leapt off a turnbuckle and hit a big leg drop on Jeff that sent him right down onto the ladder. Fuel then had the ladder he wanted, but Moz forced him into the corner and ran up the ladder before dropkicking Fuel in the face. Moz took the momentum and ran with it. His exchanges with Rey later on further proved that Moz is a main event player. Fuel made an attempt for the briefcase late in the match, only for Ultimo Munk to surprisingly run out from the fans and knock the ladder over. Fuel chased his partner, asking why he would do that. Security tried to force Ultimo Munk away in the process. Moz ended up being the first one to retrieve the ladder and made his way up. Rey joined him on the other side and the two traded blows. Moz maintained momentum and struck a big blow that sent Rey back down to the mat. Moz finished his climb and grabbed the briefcase, meaning he is once again #1 Contender for the C-X-J Championship. After the match Rey Dorado and Jeff Andonuts raised Moz's hands in a sign of respect. Rey Dorado got a big applause as he headed to the back. Suddenly, Shadow appeared and bashed Rey over the head with the C-X-J title belt. Shadow, Anguish, and Grudge dragged him to the back, with Moz following not too far behind with a chair. By the time he got backstage, Rey was already laying in a puddle of his own blood...



Moz: Shadow! Let him go now!

Shadow: What's wrong Moz?! I'm just doing my service to EBW! I thought you were a company man Moz. That is why you got another shot to take me on isn't it?

Moz: No, I earned the shot by kicking your ass, and that's exactly what I plan on doing again if you don't let Rey go NOW!

Shadow: HA! Fine....we've done our job. You need to get your priorities in order Moz....if you want to survive this time.

Moz: Oh believe me Shadow...I know what I have to do.

The main event pitted Metal Rush Leader Ness, and EBW Tag Team Champions Tack & Swift as they battled Global World Champion w00t, Rude, and C-X-J Champion Shadow. This main emphasis of this match was more action between Ness and w00t. These battered and beaten warriors continued their epic clash. Late in the match, all 6 fighters were worn down but refused to give up. Suddenly, Moz ran down to the ring with chair still in hand and chased Shadow around the ring. Bedlam broke loose in ring, with Ness and w00t trying to choke each other out in the middle of the ring. Rude had the unlucky job of trying to fight off Tack and Swift. The ref had no choice but to end the match in a No Contest. Hell continued breaking loose in and out of the ring. Moz finally managed to get ahold of Shadow with the chair, and then had to hold Grudge and Anguish at bay. Reno came down to the ring yelling for the brawling to stop. Of course all of the action stopped dead cold the moment the theme of Master Lu hit. The veteran wrestler made his way out to the entrance ramp wearing a brand new suit and a big smirk.

Master Lu: Fighters, I need you to calm down right now if you would. Reno, I thought your Perfect Anarchy boys had more class then this. I did try to mentor them after all. That's why you let me in your stable wasn't it? So I could mentor them? Oh wait....no you threatened to cripple my best friend if I didn't...how could I forget. Well you're probably wondering why I'm standing out here after I was forced to retire from in ring competition. I see the look on Reno's face and I can tell he already gets the jist of what I'm about to say. Mr. Poochyfud needed a new Enforcer to come into EBW and get the house in order, and wouldn't you know it, he also wanted someone with a bias against Reno....who would have guessed? I've spent years trying to be the consumate professional. I have tried to hold no grudge with any man. But I have to admit...I relished the idea of getting payback on you little punks. You wanted to hurt my dear friend, you turned one of my greatest students into a stooge, and you did this all with no respect whatsoever. That's why I ACCEPTED the position of EBW Enforcer. I am going to call the shots around here and teach you punks some respect! In fact, I'm going to make my first official announcement right here right now. w00t, I hope you didn't hurt yourself too much tonight....cause next week on X-cite you're going to be defending that Global World Championship.....against Little Mac!

Everyone in the ring looked on in shock as Little Mac made his first appearance since the VE3 classic win over Master Lu. The former NCW champion was all smiles as he pointed down at w00t and signaled that the belt was his. Ness and w00t switched staring back and forth at each other and then Little Mac. This was certainly a crazy end to an action packed episode...



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Round Robin Tag Battle EBW Tag Team Championship #1 Contendership
-Generator/Larmore (0) vs. Kinniku Mike/Maurice (0) (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
-Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (1) beat Franky/Poo (0) (4:01) when Green hit the Head Drop Exploder on Franky.
-Generator/Larmore (1) beat Franky/Poo (0) (4:45) when Larmore hit the Hardcore Hangover on Poo.
-Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (1) vs. Kinniku Mike/Maurice (0) (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
-Kinniku Mike/Maurice (1) beat Franky/Poo (0) (3:56) when Maurice hit the Release Dragon Suplex on Franky.
-Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (2) beat Generator/Larmore (1) (4:13) when Eivion hit a Double Knee Facebreaker on Larmore.
-Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny win the Round Robin Tag Battle.
2. Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Akatsuki
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan beat KYO/Danny Leung (9:46) when Akinan hit Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Danny Leung.
3. 5-Minute Exhibition Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Trevor Mach vs. Amigo (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
4. C-X-J #1 Contender Ladder Match
Moz beat Jeff Andonuts, Fuel, Rey Dorado<P+P> (18:56) when he grabbed the #1 Contender Briefcase.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy
w00t/Rude/Shadow vs. Ness/Swift/Tack Angel (9:52) ended in a No Contest.

 

The exciting week for EBW continued with a Maelstrom produced independent show called Maelstrom: Hybrid Heaven. This show was created as part of Maelstrom's continuing Bushido Mission. The Hybrid Movement continues to grow, and fight fans were excited to see what the great expirement was all about. All the matches would be singles bouts held under what Maelstrom is calling "Hybrid Rules". It will be a wrestling match, but will consist of 3 x 5-minutes rounds. Closed fists will be allowed if you wear MMA gloves and grabbing the ropes will not be allowed. The winner can be detirmined by pinfall, submission, KO, TKO, or judge's decision. Low blows and ignoring referee calls can lead to disqualification. The judge's will score the bout in a round by round system. If the score is tied at the end a sudden death round will detirmine the winner. The fans erupted in cheers as all the fighters were announced and entered the ring to start the show. A fitting beginning to the Maelstrom off shoot show.



The first Hybrid Rules Singles Battle was an encounter between two C-X-J wrestlers. Metal Rush's Moz versus Young Gunz' Picky Minch. Now Picky Minch has more experience in the MMA ring, but the rules are set up so even wrestlers can prosper as long as they have a well rounded game. Moz and Picky danced around the ring at first, throwing a few punches and testing the waters. Eventually Picky shot in and tried to take Moz to the ground. Moz caught him in a headlock and delivered a series of knees to the sternum. Picky pushed Moz away to escape and landed a solid blow to Moz's jaw before both fighters backed away. The fans applauded the first exchange of this history making show. After a little more circling they collided mid ring and exchanged punches. Moz tried a high kick, but Picky caught and took Moz to the mat. Moz showed that he knew some Jiu Jitsu by how he defended on the ground. His stance prevented Picky from closing in to land a blow. Finally Picky jumped into Moz and landed a huge hit. Picky now tried to get the full guard, but the time limit expired for the first round. Round 2 proved to be a different story. Moz immediately brought the fight to Picky and punched him into a corner. Picky blocked and dodged several strikes, but a few caught him and that was enough to daze the Young Gun, so Moz switched to pro wrestling mode and rolled up Picky Minch for the 1-2-3! Moz wins the first Hybrid Rules match!



The second bout was a Maelstrom vs. SURGE hybrid battle. Dynamic Dougie versus Kinniku Mike. In this fight, Dougie was the much quicker of the two, but Mike had the weight and power advantage. Dougie also had his knee taped up, which Mike immediately targetted. This wasn't a technical battle at all, but more of a brawl. Dougie's strategy involved backing away and picking his spots. He made sure to keep the fight standing and deliver punches and kicks whenever possible. A few good shots swelled up Mike's eye, but that hardly kept the big man back. Finally Mike was able to get close enough to tackle Dougie to the mat and used ground and pound till the round ended. The 2nd round was much more of the same. Mike was even more aggressive and kept Dougie on the mat. Most of this round featured Dougie struggling to get up with his back to the ropes. Every now and then Mike would land enough blows to almost force the judge to end this via TKO, but Dougie finally slipped back to his feet, where caught Mike in a clinch and delivered some muay thai knees. The round ended with Dougie in control, round 3 would not go well for him, as Mike ran across the ring and started delivering hard punches. One good right hand to the temple knocked Dougie out and Kinniku Mike won the match via KO.



The third encounter was a battle of big strikers. Maelstrom's Akinan versus SURGE's Maurice. Both men were finally facing someone their own size. This bout was a striking war, much to the delight of the fans. Maurice had a better stand up game, but Akinan's solid chin allowed him absorb plenty of blows. Cardio played a huge factor in this one, as by Round 2 Maurice looked a little gassed after dishing out plenty of offense in Round 1. Akinan finally moved into action and threw all kinds of heavy blows that nearly dropped Maurice to the mat. Akinan then shot in and went for a pin but only got the 2-count. Akinan then got the full guard and delievered more heavy hands until the round ended. By Round 3 Akinan was in firm control, but Maurice wouldn't go down. Akinan hit a big punch that knocked out Maurice's mouthpiece. The match had to be stopped for a minute while Maurice put back in his mouthpiece. The quick rest gave Maurice time to catch his breath and was able to exchange more punches with Akinan. The thrid and final round ended with both men on their feet punching. This would be the first judge's decision, and the split decision went to Akinan. A very close and well fought battle.



Next the #1 contender for the EBW Royal Crown Championship would put on the gloves to take on an EBW Tag Team Champion. Amigo versus Tack Angel. Unlike the previous bout, this one was much more of a ground battle. Amigo's extensive amaresu skills helped him out greatly in this one. Tack was better on his feet, but used a leg sweep to take Amigo down and that is where the SURGE member took control. He spent most of the first round just controlling Tack and trying to keep him down. Amigo even went for a pin, but Tack showed some Amaresu skill himself and bridged out of it. After some time of inactivity they were stood back up. Tack was able to capitalize in standing position and delivered a high kick to the side of Amigo's head. Amigo backed and lowered his head. Tack forced him into the ropes and sent punches straight into his face. Round 1 ended with Tack firmly in control. Round 2 saw Amigo circle around Tack, trying to keep away from the hard strikes. Tack finally shot in with a left jab, but missed and Amigo was able to take him to the ground. He fought off several submission attempts, but slipped up and allowed Amigo to lock in an armbar submission. Tack held out surprisingly long, but tapped before having his arm broken. A big win for Amigo, and even more momentum that should carry over to the main brand.



The next bout never really got off the ground. Swift and KYO were set to revisit their classic feud from last year under hybrid rules, but KYO wasn't killing to play fair. Swift hit some hard strikes early on, but KYO then intentionally low blowed Swift with a kick. They were placed in their corners so Swift could have time to recover. When they came out Swift charged like a bull and grappled with KYO and exchanged punches. Swift got KYO into the corner, but KYO intentionally low blowed him again. This time the ref gave KYO a final warning, but that didn't stop KYO from low blowing Swift again and laughing maniacally. The ref quickly ended the match and awarded a DQ victory to Swift. The match was over but Swift wasn't through with KYO. He charged over to the other side of the ring, pushed KYO into the corner, and got in his face. Security quickly arrived on the scene to break things up. This was the first break in the honor code that the fighters had agreed to. An unwritten rule where the fighters would show respect and honor, and leave their rivalries in the main brand. Swift grabbed a microphone and actually apologized to the fans for not getting to see a real battle between them. He then promised to take it out on KYO in the main brand on X-perience.



The final bout of the show was a clash of ideologies. Maelstrom leader Trevor Mach and his "hybrid vision" versus Captain Strong and his "athletic wrestling". Trevor has the experience in this situation, and that was obviously early on as he ducked several strikes and popped Strong with a solid right hand. Strong then pulled a trick out of the wrestling bag and chopped away at Trevor. This made Trevor shoot in and take Strong to the ground, but he was unable to follow up with a submission as Strong slipped back to his feet and landed a good punch himself. Trevor caught Strong in a clinch and hit some muay thai knees and then went wrestling mode with a european uppercut. They both then traded some hard jabs, but Trevor also hit some hard side kicks to the legs that sent Strong to his knees. Trevor then bounced off the ropes and hit his Macha Ye. The downed Strong was then hit with a flurry of punches until the ref stopped the bout and awarded Trevor the TKO victory! After the bout Trevor helped Strong up and shook his hand in a sign of respect. He then grabbed a mic and told the fans that he might be out of his mind, but he is dead serious about his "Bushido Mission". He wanted to see a hybrid wrestling and tonight he did. He asked all the fighters to return to the ring with the exception of KYO and the fans gave the battered warriors a round of applause. He then said that if the fans want more he hopes to present another independent Maelstrom show much sooner then later. A fitting end to a ground breaking show for the hybrid movement...



Maelstrom: Hybrid Heaven
Battle Dome

1. Moz [Metal Rush] (R2, 1:04, School Boy) Picky Minch [Young Gunz]
2. Kinniku Mike [SURGE] (R3, 0:15, Straight Haymaker -> K.O.) Dynamic Dougie [Maelstrom]
3. Akinan [Maelstrom] (R3, 5:00, 2-1 Split Decision) Maurice [SURGE]
4. Amigo [SURGE] (R2, 3:01, Cross Armbreaker) Tack Angel [Metal Rush]
5. SWIFT [Metal Rush] (R1, 1:15, Red Card -> DQ) KYO [Perfect Anarchy]
6. Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] (R1, 2:58, Top Position Punches -> Referee Stoppage) Captain Strong [SURGE]

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X-perience Card Announced! Huge news on second Maelstrom show!

EBW.com has received that card for X-perience this week, and it looks to be another blockbuster. EBW is really giving away some stacked cards recently and this is no exception. The show will open with a big 4-way battle between the big 4 stables. Maelstrom's Dynamic Dougie, Perfect Anarchy's Rude, SURGE's Kinniku Mike, and Metal Rush's Generator will be participating. Next, C-X-J #1 contender Moz will team with Lovekick buddies, former C-X-J Tag Team Champions Sal Paradise and Jamie OD as they do battle with C-X-J Champion Shadow and the new P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. Yes. the new top C-X-J team in EBW is packing gold from Power Play Wrestling. EBW and P+P ended up doing a title swap at the Collision 2 special. Can Lovekick regain momentum with a big win here? EBW's Enforcer Master Lu is a man of his word, and has booked Fuel and Ultimo Munk to face each other one on one. The winner will be added to the upcoming C-X-J title match. After KYO's actions at the Maelstrom show, Swift has demanded that he and Tack get the chance to take on The Akatsuki in tag team action. The titles will not be on the line, but a win from The Akatsuki would go a long way towards getting them a future title shot. The huge main event is a match that wasn't expected to happed so soon. Amigo won the 3-way match that let him book the next Royal Crown Championship match, and he has gotten right to it. The main event will see Trevor Mach put his title on the line against SURGE member Amigo. This time it's not a 5-minute encounter like before. It's going to be a full on battle and a match you won't want to miss. We'll also hear a big announcement from Master Lu concerning the next EBW PPV which is coming soon. You have to wonder after the battles that several of these fighters had at the Maelstrom show if they'll be 100%. Tune in and find out!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 4-Way Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy vs. SURGE vs. Metal Rush
Dynamic Dougie vs. Rude vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Generator
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD  vs. Shadow/Grudge/Anguish
3. C-X-J Singles Battle Decision Contest (Winner is added to upcoming C-X-J Title match)
Fuel vs. Ultimo Munk
4. Non-Title Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. The Akatsuki
Swift/Tack Angel vs. KYO/Danny Leung
5. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle
Trevor Mach (c) vs. Amigo

Speaking of the Maelstrom show, the attendence and overnight rating estimates show that the Maelstrom event was a success. The hybrid movement has been making waves and getting fight fans talking. Add all of this together and it's no surprise that a second Maelstrom produced event has already been announced. This time interpromotional pride will be at stake, as 3 members of the PIXEL FC roster will invade Maelstrom, and take on top talent in a triple main event. The show will open with a rematch between C-X-J stars Moz and Picky Minch. Then Dynamic Dougie will go toe to toe with the French Fist Maurice. Big super rookie Akinan will take on Perfect Anarchy's Rude. Then we get into the triple main events that have the theme of "EBW vs. PIXEL FC". First, SURGE leader Captain Strong will face the master of Edo MMA Kazushi Sasaki. Then Trevor Mach will take on MMA veteran Bob Shamrock. In the main event Tack Angel will have the inenviable task of taking on big MMA powerhouse Jeff Barnett. It's a big second show with big implications. Be sure to check out Maelstrom: Blood Oath...



Maelstrom: Blood Oath
Battle Dome

1. Hybrid Rules Singles Battle Metal Rush vs. Young Gunz (Rematch)
Moz vs. Picky Minch
2. Hybrid Rules Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Dynamic Dougie vs. Maurice
3. Hybrid Rules Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy
Akinan vs. Rude
4. Hybrid Rules Singles Battle EBW vs. PIXEL FC
Captain Strong vs. Kazushi Sasake (PIXEL FC)
5. Hybrid Rules Singles Battle EBW vs. PIXEL FC
Trevor Mach vs. Bob Shamrock (PIXEL FC)
6. Hybrid Rules Singles Battle EBW vs. PIXEL FC
Tack Angel vs. Jeff Barnett (PIXEL FC)



Chapter 1: Fighting Farewell to New Edo!

Makaiichi Bakayaro: Hi, my name is Makaiichi Bakayaro! I'm a rookie in the wrestling sport, and I'm looking to make an impact. I trained hard under New Edo founder Antonio Stuart and multi time EWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion Blue Justice. I've learned much from them, but I feel I need to travel around the world, and learn as much as I can before plying my skills in an EBW 8-sided ring. It is my biggest dream in wrestling to hold the EBW C-X-J Championship. My journey begins on my last day with New Edo. I am set to face off against my mentor Blue Justice. He is up in years but still one of the best. It's a tough fight, but I use my speed and lucha skills to out maneuver the slightly slower and more ground based Blue Justice. I wanted to leave a lasting impression with the fans that have cheered me since the start of my career. I scored what I believe to be a big upset with I pinned my mentor after a Baka Special (German suplex rolled through into a tiger suplex). After the match we embraced and he raised my hand in victory, I soaked up the applause of the fans before telling them thank you for all the support.



Makaiichi Bakayaro: Backstage the press asked me about my plans. I told them I would heading to indy feds and major feds alike to gain experience in different styles, before heading to EBW to earn a spot on the roster and complete my dream of being the EBW C-X-J Champion. New Edo founder Antonio Stuart approached and gave me a hard toukon slap before telling the press that I would make New Edo fans proud when I complete my quest. Tell he told me to take toukon with me wherever I go.  Farewell to New Edo, my fighting journey begins now...



New Edo Pro Wrestling
Edo Ryogoku Kokugikan

1. Farewell MakaBaka!
 Makaiichi Bakayaro beat Blue Justice (15:56) with the Baka Special (German suplex rolled through into a tiger suplex).

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Narrator: 2 weeks of training, and the wannabes are getting prepared for the first elimination match. The coaches are hard at work deciding who will be the first ones to step in the ring...



Jamie OD: Ummm Sal? What's going on here?

Sal Paradise: Oh MASU is sneaking up on Punch to get that silly toy belt with the 24/7 rule.

Jamie OD: That would explain the ref.

Sal Paradise: No, he was already here....thought their were women on this season.

Jamie OD: Ha! Prepared to be disappointed.

MASU: I want some damn respect, but since I know they're gonna screw me out of this season I need an "insureance policy".

Punch: Zzzzzz.....Zz.......lolzors.....Zzzzz....

Ref: 1! 2! 3! NEW LOLZ CHAMPION!

MASU: ......meh

Jamie OD: Shouldn't you do something about that? I mean that thing could tear your team apart.

Sal Paradise: Meh....It'll be a hoot to watch. Besides, Kimbo has got this thing all wrapped up buddy!

Jamie OD: Ha! We'll see man goodluck!

1. LOLZ CHAMPIONSHIP
MASU best Punch (0:03) by standing on him to become the new LOLZ CHAMPION!



Sal Paradise: Alright guys....how can I say this. You're all.....just....terrible...except for my dawg Kimbo!

Kimbo Slice: Damn right playa.

Chicken Man: What?! I have busted my ass to improve every aspect of my fighting game!

Sal Paradise: Yeah, and if you weren't as juiced as John Cena that might mean something.

Chicken Man: Damnit! I'm not using steroids!

Sal Paradise: Is that right? Then fill this cup!

Chicken Man: FINE!

MASU: Gee....thanks for the vote of confidence coach....not like I care....I got this silly thing that says I'm EBW bound.

Punch: Oh! Ther iz mah belt. Can I haz peas?

MASU: Get lost you little punk.

Sal Paradise: Yeah yeah! Anyways, for the first fight I am going with KIMBO!

Kimbo Slice: Alright man, let's do this thing.



Jamie OD: Ok team, I need a tough fighter who is willing to step up and face Kimbo Slice. Who is up for it?

Ultimo Tiger: I am the best fighter this or any team has to offer, but I feel the need to protect myself for future matches...I will very humbly decline.

Jamie OD: Ok course you will.....Lobsterman?

Lobersterman: GET DOWN! CHARLIE IS TRYING TO CUT MY NUTS OFF!

Jamie OD: Ok...not you....Hippie.....*sigh* on his soapbox.

Retro Hippie: This is an outrage. This elimination system forces other wrestlers to put forth an effort. We should all be protected from things like effort and carrying your own load.

Jamie OD: Oi! Shut your mouth you useless dumbass.

WMP78: If I could get off the ceiling I would do it!

Jamie OD: You're not on the....you know what....fine you go kick his ass WMP.



Kimbo Slice: Yo dawg. Kimbo Slice is gonna throw down and prove to the world I'm more then hype and weak chin!

WMP78: I HAVE A LOBSTER MAGNET....IN MY BRAIN BANANA!!!

Jamie OD: Umm....I think that means he is ready.

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Narrator: So the coaches decided to take the wannabes out of the gym and take them to different places to train. Jamie OD decided to take WMP78 to P+P to learn how the players play. He also had an.....awkward reunion with his brother...



Jammy OD: Oh....hey Jamie...

Jamie OD: .......Jammy....

Jammy OD: What's up.....brother?

Jamie OD: Just brought this weirdo here to train away from the other weirdos.

WMP78: WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES! MY SKIN IS MELTING OFF! I'M ON FIRE SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!

Rey Dorado: Ummm....Jammy, what do you want me to do with this....naked.....guy.

Jammy OD: Teach him how to wrestle!

Jamie OD: I think first you should teach him how to walk....that guy is goooooone!

Jammy OD: Soooo......mom misses you.

Jamie OD: Yeah....well I'm a real busy guy you know.

Jammy OD: Oh yeah I know. Hitting up all the ladies and not throwing anything your brother's way.

Jamie OD: I thought you had a girlfriend of some sort?

Jammy OD: Dude, not the whoooole time I haven't.....geez.....

Jamie OD: Wow.....I always forget how awkward this is....

Jammy OD: Yeah......you coming home for Thanksgiving?

Jamie OD: You betcha.

Jammy OD: Oh....well alright then.....

Jamie OD: .....indeed....

WMP78: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP MEEEEEE!!!!

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Narrator: Meanwhile Sal Paradise decided to take Kimbo Slice to the home of Trevor Mach and Lady M's so he could actually learn a thing or two about MMA and fighting in general, but like always there was some crazy *bleep* going down at the casa. Viewer Discretion is Advised.



Sal Paradise: Hey Trevor and M's, I was wondering if...HOLY HELL!!!!

Trevor Mach: MMpphhh.... *spit* AHHHH!!!!

Lady M's: OH MY GOD SAL! WHAT THE *Bleep*!

Kimbo Slice: Daaaaaamn...

Sal Paradise: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!

Trevor Mach: DUDE! EVER HEAR OF A DOOR!

Sal Paradise: IT WAS UNLOCKED!!!

Lady M's: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU JUST COME IN! YOU BROUGHT A CAMERAMAN TOO?!  WHAT THE HELL SAL?!

Sal Paradise: IT'S FOR THE TUE SHOW! Anyways, you already have a video camera set up!

Trevor Mach: Uhhhh......yeah....that's for.....something else.

Sal Paradise: Well this is about the most awkward position we have ever been in.

Trevor Mach: I....would definately agree......why don't you go?

Sal Paradise: Yeah...maybe....we should.....UNLESS!

Lady M's: I WILL MURDER YOU SAL!

Sal Paradise: OK WE'RE GONE!

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Narrator: The time had finally come for the first match of TUE 3....not counting the retarded LOLZ stuff. Kimbo Slice versus WMP78!

Jamie OD: Dude, you look white as ghost. Is something wrong?

Sal Paradise: I've seen things.....things I probably shouldn't have.

Jamie OD: You went to Trevor and M's house didn't you?

Sal Paradise: Yeah....yeah I did.

Jamie OD: Yeah when you told me you were thinking about going I got worried.

Sal Paradise: Oh yeah? How did you know?

Jamie OD: I found this....



Sal Paradise: Oh man! I'm a freak but that's still a bit much for me.

Jamie OD: Meh....I think that's right where I'm at.

Sal Paradise: Well it does explain some things.....still.....yikes!

1. 1st TUE Elimination Battle!
Kimbo Slice vs. WMP78

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This match....was not a match....the danced around a bit, but then WMP78 went into a seizure and wildly flung a punch into Kimbo's jaw, knocking him out immediately and leaving him in a pool of his own blood before falling unconcious and pinning him inadvertantly. As this was going down Ultimo Tiger snuck up behind MASU with a chair, knocked him out, and claimed the LOLZ Championship....funny that was more exciting then the actual match.
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1. 1st TUE Elimination Battle!
WMP78 beat Kimbo Slice (0:20) with a Seizure Assisted Punch.
2. LOL CHAMPIONSHIP
Ultimo Tiger beat MAUS (0:07) with a Steel Chair to become the NEW LOLZ CHAMPION!

Narrator: A fight that failed to live up to even the smallest expectations capped off a very awkward show. Will these coaches be able to turn these wannabes into fighters or is this the most entertaining trainwreck I have ever seen? Find out next time on The Ultimate EBW!



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Master Lu: Unlike my predecessors in power, I would like to keep my EBW short on words and packed with action, but I have a few big announcements to make here and now before we get started. First, I would like to address the ending of the Global World Championship match on X-cite. It was obvious to everyone that w00t had cheated to win. Now, the ref's decision will stand, but I have no intention of letting w00t get away with it. I will go into further detail about my retribution once Ness returns from his honeymoon on X-cite.

Little Mac: w00t, don't believe this over between you and me. We fought a classic and you tarnished it. I won't stop until I earn that championship!

Master Lu: Now onto the reason I asked for you to be here Trevor and M's.

Trevor Mach: You asked us to be here?

Lady M's: We just decided to wander in the shot for the heck of it.

Master Lu: Oh....well just the same. I have a big announcement to make concerning EBW's second ppv since returning from hiatus. I made this decision after watching the success of Maelstrom's "Bushido Mission" as well as your Maelstrom produced show. The hybrid movement is definately getting alot of attention and momentum, so I decided "Why not! Let's get into it!" That is why I'm announcing the return of the Bushido PPV! Bushido 2, will feature the best wrestling action we have to offer as well as the best of the new hybrid wrestling that Maelstrom has brought to EBW.

Trevor Mach: Boosh!

Master Lu: You kids today with you silly catchphrases. Anyways, as an added attraction, the hybrid matches will take place in a cage. These matches will be called Bushido Rules Matches. Let's make a deal right now Trevor. You continue to be successful with these Maestrom shows, and I'll continue to be open minded about this "new wrestling". Heh....to be honest....I want to see what've you got!

Trevor Mach: You got it Lu! Now it's time to get ready for my title bout tonight. Amigo, I hope you're ready! We're both beaten from the Maelstrom show, but nothing can stop us tonight! THIS IS X-PERIENCE!



Big changes are happening in EBW, and it's being capped off by the rise of "Hybrid Wrestling" and the new youth movement of SURGE. Tonight, the first SURGE member to get a title shot Amigo, will face against Maelstrom leader Trevor Mach for the EBW Royal Crown Championship. A big night of battles preceeded that match, and alot was on the line.

The opening bout was a 4-Way Battle between representatives of the 4 stables. Dynamic Dougie, Rude, Kinniku Mike, and Generator participated in the all out brawl and clash of styles. Kinniku Mike's size and strenght made him the man to beat, as controlled the pace of the fight and over powered the other fighters. Rude and Dougie were exchanging a series of strikes, when Mike ran them down with a double clothesline, turned to the charging Generator, forced him into the air, and took him to the mat with a body slam. For most of the match Kinniku Mike dominated and the other 3 fighters had to team up to pick him apart. Eventually Dougie managed to drop kick Mike out of the ring, but Rude followed suit and dropkicked him out as well. Generator took advantage and hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Rude before he could get back to his feet. Generator went for the pin, but Rude placed his foot on the rope to escape the pinfall. Once he was back to his feet, Rude pounced with a series of elbows and kicks that forced Generator into the corner. He kicked and stomped him down before grinding his boot into Generator's face. Generator grabbed the boot and brought Rude to the mat, where he then tried an ankle lock. Rude scrambled to escape and reversed the situation on Generator, capturing him in a kneebar. With little option other then a dislocated knee, Generator was forced to tap just before Dougie and Mike could get back into the ring. Rude then grabbed the mic and said that he fought tonight's match out of protest yet he still won. He felt that he should be the one in the main event tonight, and said that he will be watching closely to see who wins.

The second bout featured top notch C-X-J action between Lovekick Connection, and the C-X-J Champion Shadow, and the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. These teams had done battle many times before when Given and Taken were in the place of Grudge and Anguish, so the in flux of a different team took Lovekick off their game. Grudge and Anguish seemed in top form, while Sal and Jamie looked weary and injured after their Collision 2 title loss. The main story of the match was once again Moz and Shadow, who continue to go to war as a title rematch looms ever closer. Moz shows more and more that he is able to go toe to toe with the division's top veteran, but Shadow still has tricks up his sleeve, and after a lowblow, managed to take down Moz with a Shadow Driver and get the pin. The tainted win caused the fans to erupt in a sea of boos, but Shadow soaked it up. Moz returned to his feet, snuck up behind Shadow, and once again attempted to remove the mask. This forced Shadow out of the ring and into the back.

The third bout would be a decision contest to detirmine which C-X-J wrestler would join Shadow and Moz in an upcoming title match. Fuel and Ultimo Munk came to the ring just like Master Lu wanted them. Fuel ripped off his mask, while Ultimo Munk came out in his original attire AKA this would be Fuel vs. CP Munk. This quick sprint match was surprisingly heated and exciting. Both fighters have been in a slump and blame each other for it. They both put on a great fight in an effort to prove who the real weak link was in the team. Moz and Shadow both came out as the action picked up. Munk dropped his high flying efforts for the strong style that made him popular with the fans. Despite this Fuel was still dominant, and won the match after hitting his Ring of Fire off the top rope. Fuel re-ignites his career and enters the upcoming C-X-J title match. After the match Fuel helped his former friend to his feet and offered him a handshake, but CP Munk refused and silently left the ring with a scowl on his face.



Next up was a grudge match that was carrying over from the Maestrom show. Swift was set to face KYO in a highly anticipated rematch from the days when they battled over the EBW World Heavyweight Championship. Now the tag team champions Swift and Tack Angel would take on the new top team in Perfect Anarchy The Akatsuki. Tack Angel and Danny Leung were in for the opening minutes, and after a test of strength they started swapping hard kicks. Tack got the better of Danny, and landed a hard kick before using a leg sweep to take him to the mat. When it was time for Swift and KYO to step in things changed up a bit. KYO continued his cheating ways, and showed absolutely no respect to Swift. This ticked off the brawler, and he started landing some brutal punches and kicks to knock the crazed maniac down. Despite the heavy blows KYO continued to grin and laugh even as Swift hit a running boot that may have broken KYO's nose. As KYO tried to get up Swift and Tack climbed the turnbuckles to deliver the double rider kick, but Danny ran to Tack's corner and speared him right off the turnbuckle all the way out to the arena floor. As Swift looked on distracted KYO leapt up onto the turnbuckle, gouged Swift in the eyes, before setting him up a big top rope piledriver. KYO quickly scrambled up after the big impact to pin Swift, but the brawler surprisingly kicked out at 2.9. KYO actually looked shocked, but quickly picked up Swift's limp body and dropped him with a Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-KICKOUT! Swift surprisingly kicked out again! The fans cheered wildly as Swift struggled to get back to his feet. The bloody brawler managed to stand up just long enough for KYO to kick him in the abdomen and land the Cradle Piledriver one more time. 1-2-3! KYO wins for The Akatsuki, and gives them serious momentum in the tag team division with a win over the champions. KYO and Danny celebrated in the ring, but the celebration quickly turned to shock, as a masked Hotlanta once again appeared and signaled to them that he would take them out!

It was now time for the anticipated main event between Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach and SURGE's Amigo. Trevor was accompanied by Maelstrom and Amigo was accompanied by SURGE, but both agreed to send their respective stable mates to the back to ensure a fair fight. The match started with the two fighters circling the ring and sizing each other up and meeting in the center. Trevor and Amigo trading hard punches, before Trevor shot for a leg and attemped a heel hook on the downed Amigo. The amaresu star put his skills to work and escaped. The contender caught several shots before getting back up to his feet and taking Trevor to the mat. After some grappling and submission attempts they both returned to their feet. They bounced around the ring for a bit, waiting for an opportunity to attack. The fans were enjoying this match greatly, and cheered on both fighters in a show of respect. They continued circling around the ring and took some swings, but this time Trevor managed to pull off a shoot and almost captured Amigo in a Cross Armbar. Their was alot of ground work, but neither man could pull off a submission. The fighters once again got to their feet, and Amigo hit a flurry of punches. Things really picked up after Amigo got Trevor to the ground yet again and he had to struggle to avoid a submission, while at the same time eating punches. He got back to his feet and ducked under a punch from Amigo, before scoring with a Shin Trevorplex. He went for a roll up pin but Amigo reversed it and went for a pin of his own. Trevor reversed it yet again and rolled up Amigo, but only scored a 2 count. Amigo was the first to his feet and landed a big German Suplex Pin, but only scored a two count himself. As the match progressed Rude made his way down to the ring just like he said he would. He did not interfere, but he presense made an impression, as Amigo glanced his direction, giving Trevor enough time to take Amigo down and lock him in the Trevor Triangle Choke. Amigo paniced, but did not tap as he reached out to the ropes. Rude got right up to the ring as Amigo struggled to get closer to the rope.  He laughed as Amigo struggled for the ropes. Trevor managed to switch things up into a Gogoplata. Amigo refused to tap, and soon passed out from the pain, and the referee stopped the match in favor of the champion. Trevor Mach defended his Royal Crown Championship in a hard fought battle, but he once again was unable to pin Amigo or make him tap out. After the match Trevor checked up on Amigo and helped him to his feet when he regained conciousness. He raised his hand in a show of respect, and told Amigo that he was very impressed with what he could do. Suddenly, Rude entered the ring with a chair in hand and bashed both Trevor and Amigo in the back of the head. With both men down and out Rude celebrated with chair in hand and his eyes on the Global World Championship.



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 4-Way Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy vs. SURGE vs. Metal Rush
Rude beat Dynamic Dougie, Kinniku Mike, and Generator (12:09) when Rude submitted Generator with a Kneebar.
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Shadow/Grudge/Anguish beat Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD  (9:06) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Moz.
3. C-X-J Singles Battle Decision Contest (Winner is added to upcoming C-X-J Title match)
Fuel beat CP Munk (5:59) when a the Ring of Fire.
4. Non-Title Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. The Akatsuki
KYO/Danny Leung  beat Swift/Tack Angel (11:01) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Swift.
5. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle
Trevor Mach (c) beat Amigo (8:55) via Referee Stoppage with a Gogoplata.