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The success of the first Maelstrom show appears like a mandate from the people to push forward with the "Bushido Mission". The "new professional wrestling" is definately on the rise. Due to the popularity of the first show and the demand for more, a second show was quickly booked. Twelve fighters would do battle in six more hybrid wrestling battles, but this time a bit more would be on the line. MMA fighters from the popular PIXEL FC have invaded to show that they are they represent the superior brand of combat sports. Tonight, pride and reputation would be on the line when Maelstrom makes a blood oath to fight!
The event began just like the debut show, with all of the fighters being introduced and standing in the ring. PIXEL FC fighters Kazushi Sasake, Bob Shamrock, and Jeff Barnett joined the Maelstrom fighters in the ring, but you could tell their was some tension between them.
The first bout of the night was a rematch between C-X-J stars. Metal Rush's Moz versus Young Gunz' Picky Minch. Moz won the first encounter between the two, but Picky Minch demanded another shot claiming that he respected Moz, but he could beat him. Moz accepted and the rematch was booked immediately. Picky was much more aggressive this time around, and controlled the first round by keeping Moz on the ground and striking whenever Moz popped his head up. WAR Picky ended the round with a big right hand on the downed Moz, which almost stopped the match right there. Moz was hurting by the second round, but kept it on the feet this time. Moz had a height and reach advantage that allowed him to score some hard clean shots. Picky absorbed the shots and continued to try and ground Moz. Round 2 ended with both fighters dancing around the ring. Picky resumed control in Round 3 by instantly shooting in and taking Moz down. Moz continued to stuggle against the ropes. He finally got back to his feet, but Picky maneuvered behind him and hit a German Suplex pin that got Picky the pinfall victory. Picky made good on his claim and evened things up with Moz.
The second bout featured two fighters who suffered hard losses on the debut show, and are looking to gain momentum with a win at Blood Oath. Maelstrom's Dynamic Dougie versus SURGE's Maurice. Now the "French Fist" is quite experienced in MMA, but was caught off guard by the tall Akinan at Hybird Heaven. Tonight he showed what he was all about by overpowering Dougie and pretty much controlling the pace. Dougie got in some shots, but Maurice was able to take them and retaliate with hard blows. A carefully timed left jab hit Dougie straight in the face and he went down quickly. The ref ended the match and awarded the KO victory to Maurice.
Next, a member of Perfect Anarchy would invade the Maelstrom show and try to specifically send a message to Trevor Mach. Standing in his way would bea big super rookie who is 1-0 in Maelstrom. Maelstrom's Akinan versus Rude. Akinan was in firm control in round 1. The tall strong Maelstrom member hammered down on Rude with hard punches, and then down Rude and smashed him in the face with some hammer fists. Rude scrambled away, Akinan cornered him and landed more hard blows. Rude ended the round with a couple shots, but the round clearly went to Akinan. The next round Rude tried a new strategy. He circled around Akinan and hit hard kicks to his long legs whenever he found an opening. This slowed the big man down and kept him from trying to shoot in. The pace was very much the same in Round 3. Rude continued to control the pace with his kicks. Akinan's legs were red from all the strikes. As the round was ending it looked like Rude would try to win on points alone, but he suddenly shot in and took the big man down. Before he could react, Rude locked in a rear naked choke. Akinan struggled to survive the round, but the choke was solid and Akinan was choked out. Rude won via chokeout with 50 seconds remaining in the third round. Rude was disrespectful after the fight and laughed as Akinan was helped to his feet. The big man chased him out of the ring, where Rude grabbed a maelstrom sign from a fan and tore it in half. He then told Akinan "Tell Trevor I'm coming for him".
With the third match over it was now time for the triple main event feature. Maelstrom's selected fighters would do battle with some of PIXEL FC's elite MMA warriors. The first match featured the leader of SURGE taking on the symbol of Edo MMA. Captain Strong versus Kazushi Sasake. Kazushi Saske was a perfect fit for Maelstrom, as he made the jump from wrestling to MMA years ago. He really showed the fans just how good he is in this encounter. Captain Strong threw some punches, but SAKA had them well scouted and quickly took Captain Strong to the ground. Strong fought Kazushi off of him and kept him back while in a Jiu Jitsu defensive stance. Kazushi tested him briefly with a few kicks, but eventually jumped over Strong's legs and bashed him in the face with a hard elbow strike. He followed it up with and armbar, and submitted Captain Strong in 2:20 of the first round.
PIXEL FC was 1-0 going into the next bout, where the standard bearer of "Maximum Soul Style" would take on a Mixed Martial Arts legend. EBW Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach versus Bob Shamrock. Despite Shamrock's age, he was able to keep up with the agile Trevor as they circled around the ring, but he couldn't stop a flurry of early punches from Mach, before he was taken to the mat by Maelstrom leader. Trevor was almost able to lock in an Armbar, but Shamrock slipped out and got to his feet first. Trevor ate a big punch on his way up, but countered with some muay thai knees and another takedown. The round ended with Trevor and Shamrock trading blows on the mat. The second round started quickly and ended with a bang, when Trevor Mach ran to the other side of the ring and hit a flying knee that immediately knocked out Bob Shamrock. The ref called the match and gave the KO victory to Trevor.
With the score tied 1-1, it was now up to one of these two fighters to bring a win to their respective teams. One is a former cage fighting heavyweight champion while the other is a current EBW Tag Team Champion. Jeff Barnett vs. Tack Angel. This was easily the most back and forth fight of the whole night. Barnett's size, strength, and reach made things very difficult for Tack, but he employed a style similar to Rude to cut the big man down to size. Barnett's punches did alot of damage, Tack was able to cut Barnett down with his kicks and take control. He attempted some knees to the face from the clinch position, but Jeff was too tall and he couldn't connect with enough force. the round ended with them trading some punches. In the second round Tack immediately rolled up Barnett for a pin, but Jeff flung him off after a one count. Tack attacked with Barnett still on the ground, but Barnett used an Omoplata from closed guard to escape and attempt and armbar. Tack struggled to pull away and barely escaped the hold. When they both got back to their feet they grappled against the ropes. Tack landed some knees to the midsection of Barnett and tried to take him down with a leg sweep, but Barnett blocked it and instead caught Tack's head in a Guillotine. Tack could not escape, and was close to either tapping or napping, but the bell rang and Tack survived round 2. Round 3 began slowly, with Tack and Barnett circling the ring, but suddenly Tack rushed him and hit a rising knee that managed to connect and knock the big man down. He fought to evade several blows from Tack, but some started getting through. Barnett managed to start crawling up into a corner, but several stomps from Tack left him unresponsive, and the match was ended via TKO is Tack's favor. The locker room poured out to celebrate the huge win from one of EBW's favorite stars. The big man Akinan even lifted Tack up on his shoulders as the arena erupted in cheers. Tack's win ended the show with a 2-1 lead for Maelstrom. This definately shows that "Hybrid Wrestling" is a strong style that is on the rise...
Maelstrom: Blood Oath
Battle Dome
1. Rematch!: Picky Minch [Young Gunz] (R3, 1:11, German Suplex) Moz [Metal Rush]
2. Maurice [SURGE] (R3, 3:56, Jab -> K.O.) Dynamic Dougie [Maelstrom]
3. Rude [Perfect Anarchy] (R3, 3:40, Rear Naked Choke) Akinan [Maelstrom]
4. Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC] (R1, 2:20, Cross Armbreaker) Captain Strong [SURGE]
5. Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] (R2, 0:10, Flying Knee Kick -> K.O.) Bob Shamrock [PIXEL FC]
6. Tack Angel [Metal Rush] (R3, 1:42, Head Stomps -> Referee Stoppage) Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC]
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Cards for the entire week revealed! Big news about Bushido 2 and Maelstrom!
EBW.com has just receieved the entire line up for this week's EBW schedule. X-cite, X-perience, and even the third Maelstrom show have all been booked and they are looking like top notch shows. X-cite will feature Moz and P+P's Rey Dorado teaming up to combat the Chaos Alliance of C-X-J Champion Shadow and P+P's Hoodlum. Kinniku Mike will take Green Destiny while Maurice will face Eivion Thanatos, when two of the teams heading into the the tag title match against Swift and Tack Angel will take part in singles battles. In a very special tag match, EBW Royal Crown Champion and Maelstrom leader Trevor Mach will team with the rising SURGE star Amigo as they take on Rude and his very special tag partner, PIXEL FC's Bob Shamrock. Shamrock is a former wrestler on top of being an MMA fighter, so he knows his way around a wrestling ring. The main event will see Ness and Swift team up with the legend Little Mac, as they face their mutual rival w00t, and his Akatsuki hit squad. We'll also hear some major announcements from Master Lu regarding Bushido 2 and the Global World Championship title match.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle EBW/P+P vs. Chaos Alliance
Moz/Rey Dorado<P+P> vs. Shadow/Hoodlum<P+P>
2. Special Singles Battle Strong Destiny vs. SURGE
Green Destiny vs. Kinniku Mike
3. Special Singles Battle Strong Destiny vs. SURGE
Eivion Thanatos vs. Maurice
4. Special Tag Team Battle Maelstrom/SURGE vs. Perfect Anarchy/PIXEL FC
Trevor Mach/Amigo vs. Rude/Bob Shamrock<PIXEL FC>
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush/Legend vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Swift/Little Mac vs. w00t/KYO/Danny Leung
X-perience will kick off with a C-X-J singles battle between the second #1 contender to the C-X-J title Fuel and he Young Gunz member Jeff Andonuts. Then it's stable warfare, as Dynamic Dougie and Akinan of Maelstrom take on SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Maurice, as well as Metal Rush's Generator and Larmore. The third match will see Trevor Mach and Bob Shamrock take part in a Maelstrom rematch, but this time under wrestling rules. The fourth match will see SURGE's Amigo and Perfect Anarchy's Rude settle their grudge as they go one-on-one. The winner will become the new #1 contender for the Royal Crown Championship. In the main event Ness and Little Mac will team up again to take on w00t and KYO in tag team action.
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Singles Battle
Fuel vs. Jeff Andonuts
2. 3-Team Tag Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE vs. Metal Rush
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan vs. Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Generator/Larmore
3. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. PIXEL FC
Trevor Mach vs. Bob Shamrock<PIXEL FC>
4. EBW Royal Crown Championship #1 Contender Battle
Rude vs. Amigo
5. Special Tag Team Battle
Ness/Little Mac vs. w00t/KYO
Finally, the week will end with the third Maelstrom produced show called "Fighter's Creed". This show will have a special vibe to it, as it will feature matches from the opening rounds of a C-X-J and World Grand Prix to detirmine the two champions of this growing off shoot promotion. Demand for the hybrid matches continues, and the EBW roster is being put through a gauntlet adapting to the new style. Other EBW shows are being rebooked to allow some wrestlers time to recover for the hyrbid battles. CP Munk and Apple Kid will make their Maelstrom debuts in the opening bout. Then, Moz and Picky Minch will have yet another battle is a friendly rivalry that has developed on the off shoot. This rubber match will break the tie they share, and take one fighter to the next round of the Grand Prix. Tack Angel will have to take on another big man when he faces Akinan in the first World Grand Prix match. Maurice and Rude do battle in then next match. Then Trevor Mach will face off against Kinniku Mike. In the main event PIXEL FC's lone winner from the second show, Kazushi Sasake will take on the brawler Swift. Another big show that will carry the momentum of the "Bushido Mission".
UPDATE: EBW.com is updating this post to reveal that another blockbuster match was added to Maelstrom card and will be a non tournament main event! In a surprising turn the rising star Amigo has stepped up to defend Maelstrom against another PIXEL FC invader. This time former New Edo Pro Wrestling champion turned MMA star Kazu Fuji is stepping up to the plate. How will the rookie Amigo do against this hybrid veteran? Tune in to find out.
Maelstrom: Fighter's Creed (Maelstrom Grandprix Round 1)
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix Round 1 Hybrid Rules
CP Munk vs. Apple Kid
2. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix Round 1 Hybrid Rules
Moz vs. Picky Minch
3. Maelstrom World Grand Prix Round 1 Hybrid Rules
Tack Angel vs. Akinan
4. Maelstrom World Grand Prix Round 1 Hybrid Rules
Maurice vs. Rude
5. Maelstrom World Grand Prix Round 1 Hybrid Rules
Trevor Mach vs. Kinniku Mike
6. Maelstrom World Grand Prix Round 1 Hybrid Rules
Kazushi Sasake<PIXEL FC> vs. Swift
7. Special Attraction Main Event Hybrid Rules EBW vs. PIXEL FC
Amigo vs. Kazu Fuji<PIXEL FC>
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An exciting week in EBW kicked off with another huge episode of X-cite. The wrestlers were all on edge as they waited to hear what Master Lu would have to announce about Bushido 2. The PPV is coming soon, and the roster is ready to show off and earn a spot on the big pay per view. The main event would see Ness return from his honeymoon to team with Swift and legend Little Mac as they take on Global World Champion w00t, KYO, and Danny Leung, but first we had 4 other exciting bouts to look forward to.
The show opened with an interpromotional C-X-J brawl, pitting Moz and P+P's Rey Dorado against the Chaos Alliance of Shadow and Hoodlum. This was a great way to start the show, as both teams have alot of heat between them. The Chaos Alliace soaked in the boos and jears from the crowd. Hoodlum especially loved hearing the EBW fans boo and acted disgusted that he had to wrestle in an EBW ring. Moz and Shadow burst out of their corners from the opening bell. Every encounter between these two leads to Shadow getting more brutal and Moz getting more of an edge on the C-X-J veteran. Moz hit some hard kicks that sent Shadow into his corner. He then hit a dropkick that sent he and Hoodlum onto the arena floor. Moz then motioned to Rey Dorado, who ran the ropes, leapt to the top rope and performed a stunning Moonsault onto the Chaos Alliance below. Hoodlum was thrown back into the ring, where Moz worked on his legs with Spinning Toe Holds. Hoodlum reached the ropes to make Moz break the hold. Hoodlum got back to his feet and gouged Moz in the eyes, before hitting his Chaos Theory finisher. He tried to get the pin, but the ref remembered that Shadow was the legal man in. Hoodlum shouted for Shadow to come in and pin. Shadow stood over the downed Moz and gloated, but suddenly Moz rolled Shadow up and almost got the pin. An enraged Shadow that stomped Moz repeatedly before picking him up to whip him in the corner, but Moz reversed it and sent him into the turnbuckle where he then ran up said turnbuckle and delivered a shining wizard. Moz then tagged in Rey Dorado who climbed the same turnbuckle and sent Shadow fly with a Doradorana. Shadow quickly tagged in Hoodlum and the P+P rivals got into it. Several minutes later Hoodlum had worn down his rival with some dirty tricks and then tagged in Shadow who did the same. They continued beating on Rey and refused to let him get to his corner. Shadow picked Rey up to taunt him, but got taken down with a Bearhug Slam for his trouble. He finally managed to get to his corner, but he couldn't tag Moz, as Hoodlum has snuck around and dragged him to the floor. When Rey turned around Shadow was right behind him. He kicked him in the gut and introduced Rey to the new Shadow Driver II. 1-2-3! The Chaos Alliance win the match. After the bell the fight continued until security broke things up. Hoodlum grabbed a mic and taunted Moz.
Hoodlum: If this is the best EBW has to offer, then Shadow will be champion for a looooong time hahahaha!
Moz: How dare you underestimate me. I'm here every night busting my ass to earn my spot and win that title. I'm also competing in Hybrid Matches. My body is battered and bruised but I just keep on ticking! What do you do Hoodlum? All you have are empty threats and croonies to hide behind. How about next week on X-cite you and I face each other one-on-one. What do you say?
Hoodlum: You little punk! You want a match with me? Fine! I'll make sure you won't make it to another title match with Shadow!
Next up, two members of SURGE would do battle with Strong Destiny on route to a tag title match that both teams will be involved in. First, Kinniku Mike battled Green Destiny in a very physical brawl. Mike and Green traded hard blows and slams that even made the fans cringe. It really picked up when Mike whipped Green into the corner and gored him pretty hard. He then picked him up and caught him in a Bearhug before slamming him on the back of his head. Mike scraped Green off the mat only to get several hard elbows to the side of the head and then dropped with a Headdrop Exploder. Green Destiny then jumped onto the top rope and came back down with a hard knee drop straight to the head. Hard hitting action like this continued for several minutes until Mike managed to pull off a big Release Dragon Suplex that helped him get the pin and the huge upset win. This win went a big way in solidifying Mike as a rising force in EBW. The next match featured Maurice and Eivion Thanatos swaping punches and kicks in a big strike fest. This was a pretty fast paced bout and they pretty put it all on the table in this sprint. Maurice had control early on, but Eivion was able to absorb most of the blows and keep on coming. The strong style master hit a headbutt that sent Maurice to his knees. Eivion then kicked in square on the side of the head. Maurice took the kick and provoked him to kick again. This time Eivion let loose with his left leg and kicked the other side of his head. Maurice started getting to his feet while Eivion chopped down on him. Maurice was spit blood at Eivion and chopped him in the chest. Eivion returned fire with a chest shot of his own. They went back and forth with that several times before Maurice ran the ropes and tried to clothesline Eivion, but he stood his ground and absorbed the blow. Eivion tried to do the same thing, but Maurice took the clothesline as well. Maurice ran the ropes one more time, but Eivion kicked him in the abdomen and then dropped him with a Vertical Drop Suplex. 1-2-3! Eivion Thantos won the match and tied the score between SURGE and Strong Destiny.
We then cut to backstage as Nerma tried to catch up with Master Lu.
Nerma: Master Lu! Master Lu, care to give us any hints about your announcement tonight?
Master Lu: Nerma, you're just going to have to wait till after the main event like everyone else.
A special tag team battle was up next, as Maelstrom and SURGE would join forced to take on an alliance between Perfect Anarchy and PIXEL FC, when EBW Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach and Amigo battled Rude and Bob Shamrock. Trevor and Amigo came out from seperate entrance ways, but shook hands when they met in the middle. This was a really technical battle between four hybrid fighters. The "Maximum Soul Style" was clearly felt, and the fans are learning more and more to appreciate the new style. Rude surprisingly wanted to pick more of a fight with Amigo then Trevor and the two spent the middle part of the match trading submission attempts on the mat. Rude carried most of the match for his team, but when Bob Shamrock was finally tagged in he made his presense know fast with an ankle lock on Amigo. The SURGE memeber managed to crawl to his corner and tag in Trevor before tapping out. Bob refused to let go of the ankle lock and got ate a Macha Ye for his trouble. Trevor tried to get the pin, but Rude ran in and kicked Trevor right in the mouth. As the Royal Crown Champ held onto his jaw shamrock got to his feet and started wailing away with strikes and a suplex. He tried for a pin, but that wasn't enough to keep Mach down. They went back and forth for several more minutes, until Trevor managed to lock in a Trevor Triangle Choke. Shamrock struggled to the ropes and got some help from Rude who grabbed his hand and pulled him to the ropes. The ref warned Rude not to use any dirty tactics, and while he was watching Rude, Bob Shamrock gouged Trevor in the eyes and clocked him with a hard right. Amigo ran into the ring to retaliate, and hit a German Suplex on Shamrock. When they both got back to their feet Amigo hit another one. Bob Scrambled back to his feet first this time, but Trevor snuck up behind him and hit his Shin Trevorplex. Rude rushed behind Trevor and he got up and clocked Trevor with a consealed pair of brass knuckles. He then tackled Amigo out of the ring as Bob shamrock came to and captured Trevor in a rear naked choke. Trevor struggled to the ropes as Rude hit Amigo with the knuckles and then pulled the ropes away as Trevor tried to reach for them. With nowhere to go and no desire to tap out Trevor slowly passed out and the ref stopped the match. Rude and Bob Shamrock won the match, and gained momentum leading to their singles matches with Trevor and Amigo on X-perience, although it was under cheating circumstances.
It was now main event time, as Ness and Swift from Metal Rush teamed with the legend Little Mac to take on Global World Champion w00t, KYO, and Danny Leung. The main emphasis of this match was both Ness and Little Mac wanting to get a piece of w00t. These battered and beaten warriors continued their epic clash. Late in the match, all 6 fighters were worn down but refused to give up. Bedlam broke loose in ring, when Ness and Mac continued tagging each other in over and over so they could be the one to get the champ. Swift was his normal destructive self, and bashed his way through everyone to get to KYO. Once again KYO was all smiles and Swift laid into him, but again that smile turned to shock as Hotlanta's theme played and he slowly made his way to the ring. KYO tagged Danny in before jumping out of the ring to meet Hotlanta, but Master Lu had security come out and stand between them. Back in the ring Mac landed a huge right to Danny and he stumbled back. As he charged back to Mac, Swift landed a flying kick to Danny, but he still wouldn't go down. Finally, Mac landed a big KO Punch to knock Danny out. w00t came in to try and stop a pin, but Ness charged over and hit him with a big elbow that dropped him and forced him to roll out of the ring as Mac scored the pinfall victory. After the match chaos ensued as Ness and Mac tried to get to w00t again. Master Lu grabbed a mic and ordered them to stop.
Master Lu: All of you! Stop this right now! I will not tolerate this type of thing in my house! Ness, Little Mac, I know you both want a piece of Perfect Anarchy's golden boy, and you want another shot at the gold. The problem is I think that you BOTH deserve it. Mac, you are my friend, but Ness does deserve a rematch. Afterall, he was cheated in the same way you were. Ness, I know you lost the title to w00t, but Mac proved that he could have beaten him. This brings me to my big announcement. The main event of Bushido 2 will be a Global World Championship match. w00t will defend his championship.....against.....Little Mac......AND NESS! It will be a 3-way battle for the championship! Have a good evening gentlemen.
The show ended with Ness and Little Mac staring at eachother in the ring while w00t complained to Reno on the outside. Lu had a smirk on his face, as he knew that this announcement would definately heat things up as the road to Bushido 2 begins...
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle EBW/P+P vs. Chaos Alliance
Shadow/Hoodlum<P+P> beat Moz/Rey Dorado<P+P> (16:10) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver II on Rey Dorado.
2. Special Singles Battle Strong Destiny vs. SURGE
Kinniku Mike beat Green Destiny (10:29) with a Release Dragon Suplex.
3. Special Singles Battle Strong Destiny vs. SURGE
Eivion Thanatos beat Maurice (4:34) with a Vertical Drop Brainbuster.
4. Special Tag Team Battle Maelstrom/SURGE vs. Perfect Anarchy/PIXEL FC
Rude/Bob Shamrock<PIXEL FC> beat Trevor Mach/Amigo (14:52) when Bob Shamrock choked out Trevor with a Rear Naked Choke.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush/Legend vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Swift/Little Mac beat w00t/KYO/Danny Leung (15:53) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Danny Leung.
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EBW Women's Protest held outside of EBW Tower. Men of EBW unite to joing the cause!
For the third straight week, women from the defunct EBW Women's brand gathered outside of EBW Tower to protest their unfair treatment at the hand of Reno, who personally oversaw the dismantling of the women's livelihoods. Each week more and more women are showing up to join the cause. This time though, they didn't come alone. Ness, Trevor Mach, Dynamic Dougie, Tack Angel, and Swift joined the women in the protests today, and made some statements in front of news cameras to let the world know the ladies weren't alone in their disgust...
Ness: EBW was built upon the shoulders of the men, but later the women were brought in and they soon became the heart of EBW. They were given a shot to prove that they belong and they proved that to everyone! They deserve our respect....some even deserve our love. Paula has recently become my wife as you all know. We just got back from out honeymoon in fact. More then anything, she wants to get back into that ring and compete. It breaks my heart to know she can't because of that jackass standing at the door over there with a smirk on his face. Swift, Tack, and I all agreed that we would go on strike until the women got their jobs returned to them, but Paula told me that wouldn't be fair to the fans. No matter what she is always thinking about others. That doesn't change the fact that we are with you ladies all the way. This isn't over until you get your jobs back.
Swift: You fine ass ladies can throw down with the best of us. Now who doesn't want to see more of that?
Tack Angel: Uhhh....yeah....what he said? This whole thing is garbage. They deserve better then this.
Dynamic Dougie: Exactly!
Trevor Mach: Listen, I'm going to be serious for a minute. You ladies are all nothing short of awesome. Even the ones I dont see eye to eye with. You go out there and you get the job done every night just like us! The only difference is you make it look alot better.....oh yeah...serious. Lady M's was one of the first women to make the jump to EBW's women's division. Over the course of the first TUE show I could tell that she belonged in the ring. Since then she's become the love of my life, but more then that.....she's my best friend. I do all sorts of stupid and embarrassing stuff and she went along for the ride. Not many would put up with me and my antics. She laughs at my jokes even when they aren't funny, and she supports my vision for hybrid wrestling even if she might not totally agree with it. She's better then I ever could be. Which is why it hurts me to see this going down. Her destiny is being denied, and it's total bull*bleep*! I think she's alot better at hiding the frustration then I am. I'm through trying to hide it. None of us are going to rest until justice is served....I promise.
The protest was a big success, and recieved alot of press. What happens next is anyone's guess, but EBW.com personally hopes that the women of EBW return to the ring sooner rather then later...
Narrator: After last week, the hype was put down once again when WMP78 beat him in what many consider "a train wreck". Also the toy belt was passed around a bit, but no one gives a damn about that. What would the next move for Team Paradise and Team OD?
Jamie OD: Alright screw this man! We've got work to do and titles to win!
Sal Paradise: Yeah!
Retro Hippie: Uhhhh.....hey.....where you guys going?
Sal Paradise: Lovekick is getting disrespected, and we've got to start training for a dynamic comeback!
Jamie OD: You guys are on your own this week.....later!
Sal Paradise: Later yo!
WMP78: Later?
MASU: ......
Lobsterman: .....
Chicken Man: .....
Punch: .....I haz nuffing.....
Retro Hippie: Uh.....ok....what just happened?
Narrator: I'm with them! What the *bleep* just happened?! The coaches just took off. Even they are giving up on the wannabes? I gave up on them after day 1. What does this mean for them? Is there any chance for these guys to become EBW wrestlers?
Sal Paradise: Ok...5 minutes.....5 more minutes and we get to training for our comeback.
Jamie OD: Yeah....5....maybe 10 minutes.
Sal Paradise: Yeah....10 minutes....then we go.
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Earlier Today...
Master Lu: Trevor, I understand what you're saying, but I can't give everyone what they want.
Trevor Mach: This isn't about me at all Lu. It's something that has to be done.
Master Lu: I can't just make huge decisions like this without some repercussions. We talked about this Trevor. I have budgets to maintain. If we add one thing....we have to get rid of something else.
Trevor Mach: I know...and I'm willing to go along with your plan.
Still earlier, but a little later then that first thing.
Little Mac: Ness, I think we should have a talk.
Ness: I've been thinking the same thing since X-cite.
Little Mac: Listen, I know we both have a big beef with w00t, but there is no reason why we can not work together until the Bushido 2 main event.
Ness: I agree with you. Mac, when Bushido 2 comes around it is every man for themself, but I respect the hell out of you and I look forward to teaming with you again tonight.
Little Mac: I'm glad we're on the same page then. I'll see you later.
Swift: Yo, you really trust him man?
Ness: Well I have to.
Swift: Why?
Ness: Cause if I'm wrong he'll probably break my jaw off tonight.
Tack Angel: ......good logic?
After the big announcement from X-cite, EBW fans are now highly anticipating the huge Bushido 2 main event, where w00t will defend his title against both Ness and Little Mac. Meanwhile, the entire roster is stepping up their game to earn a high profile spot on the Bushido 2 card, which will feature traditional wrestling matches as well as the new "Hybrid Wrestling".
The opening bout featured Fuel beginning his road to the C-x-J title with a battle against The Young Gunz' Jeff Andonuts. This was a highly competitive battle in the opening minutesm which Fuel showing signs of the rising star he was meant to be. Jeff's P+P experience helped him counter the lucha style of Fuel. The fans were behind both fighters and enjoyed the match, but all of a sudden CP Munk stormed into the ring dressed in black and bashed Fuel over the head. CP Munk stomped away at this former partner as Jeff Andonuts attempted to pull him off. The ref ended the match with a DQ victory for Fuel. Jeff tried to tell the ref that he had no part in the interference, but the decision stood. CP Munk smirked as he looked down on the beaten Fuel. Jeff tried to get to CP Munk, but the ref held him back. CP Munk grabbed a mic and simply stated that this was the official redebut of CP Munk....not Munk Perry....not Ultimo Munk.....CP Munk.
Next up, 3 teams battled in an all out brawl with pride on the line. Akinan and Dynamic Dougie from Maelstrom battled SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Generator, as well as Metal Rush's Generator and Larmore. It was an all out drag down brawl. The highlight of the bout was seeing Akinan mix it up with both SURGE members, as well as Larmore, who appeared drunk and continually got into the face of the big super rookie. The technical side of the bout came from Dynamic Dougie and Generator, who put on a exciting exchange. Kinniku Mike tried to rush both of them, but they ducked and he was flipped up and over the top rope. A big boot from Akinan earlier in the bout was causing Generator's eye to swell up, and Dougie used that to blindside Generator with a high kick that took him to his knees. Dougie followed it up with a shining wizard and a pin attempt, but Generator kicked out at 2. Dougie picked Generator up to hit the Dynamic DDT just as Akinan entered the ring and floored the other fighters who tried to stop a second pin attempt. 1-2-3! Dynamic Dougie gets the win for Maelstrom, and picks up some momentum after a sort of slump in EBW as well as the Maelstrom off shoot.
The third match would be a special single bout between Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach and PIXEL FC's Bob Shamrock. On the second Maelstrom show Trevor beat Shamrock via KO. Shamrock returned the favor and choked out Trevor during a tag match on X-cite. This rubber match would be fought under wrestling rules, but the fighters still showed off their hybrid skills and had many MMA-esque exchanges. Trevor's pro wrestling experience played a big factor here, as he busted out his Trevorplex when Shamrock tried to shoot in. Beside the grappling their was also some hard strikes. At one point Bob had Trevor in a clinch and repeatedly kneed him in the face. He then managed to get Trevor down to the ground and caught him in another rear naked choke. Luckily for Trevor they were near the ropes and he managed to crawl his way over. Bob Shamrock stood over the hurting Trevor and let loose with kicks and punches, but Trevor was playing possum and grabbed Sharmrock's arm, bringing him down to the mat and catching him in a Cross Armbreaker. Bob Shamrock quickly tapped and just like Trevor won the rubber match. The match took its toll of him though and he had to be helped to the back by his stablemates.
The fourth match would feature two of the three fighters who have been part of the exciting and classic bouts with Trevor Mach over the EBW Royal Crown Championship. Perfect Anarchy's Rude and SURGE's Amigo would do battle to detirmine who would face Trevor Mach at Bushido 2 for the Royal Crown Championship. This match featured two top athletes pulling out all the stops in a hard hitting battle. This bout was not taked lightly by either fighter, and they both gave it there all to earn the title shot. Amigo impressed with an early takedown on Rude, but the former Royal Crown Champion was able to escape a kimura attempt, and returned to his feet where he tried to drop a quick elbow. Amigo narrowly rolled out of the way, and the two fighters returned to the center of the ring where the knees and elbows started to fly. Rude was taking control while they were standing, but when it came to grappling and submission attempts Amigo was putting the pressure on Perfect Anarchy's resident playa. Amigo gained huge momentum and whipped Rude into the corner, where he then forced him onto the turnbuckle and hit a big release German Suplex. Amigo almost scored the win there, but Rude narrowly kicked out of a roll up pin just in time! Rude struggled to his feet just in time to capture a charging Amigo and hit a back body drop. The Amaresu star struggled back to his knees only for Rude to come at him with a kick to the side of the head that sent him back to the mat. Rude reached down to pick Amigo up again, but he was quickly rolled up and almost beaten. Rude reversed it into a roll up pin of his own and got a 2.9 as well. Amigo yet again reversed it, but Rude kicked out at one and instead of trying to pin again he locked Amigo's knee in a Cross Kneebar. Amigo struggled and reached for the ropes, but Reno appeared to steal the ref's attention while Rude pulled him away forced his hand off the rope. With little choice left, Amigo had to tap out or risk permanent damage. Rude steals another one with the help of his longtime buddy Reno. Trevor Mach appeared at ring side to complain to the ref that Rude cheated, but to no avail. As he helped Amigo to the back Rude grabbed a mic and told Trevor that at Bushido 2, he wished to beat him at his own game. It wil be Trevor Mach vs. Rude in a Caged Hybrid Rules Battle at Bushido 2.
It was now...you guessed it...main event time, as #1 contenders Ness and Little Mac teamed up to take on Global World Champion w00t and the psychotic and always dangerous KYO. Ness and Little Mac faired much better as a team in this outing, but instead of getting to w00t like they wanted they had to deal with KYO, who attacked them both mercilessly with his wild kicks and palm strikes. He tried to hit his Cradle Piledriver on Ness, but Little Mac saved the day by shooting in on KYO's knee. This allowed Ness to escape and hit the Thunder Brainbuster, but KYO kicked out rather quickly. They had their hands full with the former EBW World Champion and Tag Team Champion, but that would soon change when Hotlanta appeared on the big screen with KYO's brother Danny Leung tied up and bloody.
Hotlanta: Hey KYO, a little birdy told me that you like to play games. I have a game of my own that I want to play. It's called "Taipei Deathmatch". I think the perfect playground would be Bushido 2 what do you think? You made me feel guilty, you got into my head, and you grinded up my face. I think I'm starting to have fun in your world KYO. In fact I was just telling that to your beloved brother. We were playing a little game not too long ago when he agreed to take me on in a No Rules Battle on X-cite. Of course....I had to...."persuade" him a little, but it's all apart of our game right?! We're having fun RIGHT?! I know I am!
KYO immediately ran to the back, leaving the champ to have to step into the ring and duke it out with his contenders. His skill and dirty tactics saved him for awhile, but Rude before Reno and Rude could make it to the ring to help their leader, Ness and Little Mac had already worn him down with double team combos, and Ness finished him off with a Thunder Brainbuster. The alliance of Ness and Little Mac have gotten some revenge on the champ, but their team effort will have to be put aside come Bushido 2, when all three fighters do battle for the Global World Championship...
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Singles Battle
Fuel beat Jeff Andonuts (3:11) via DQ.
2. 3-Team Tag Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE vs. Metal Rush
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan beat Kinniku Mike/Maurice and Generator/Larmore (16:59) when Dynamic Dougie hit the Dynamic DDT on Generator.
3. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. PIXEL FC
Trevor Mach beat Bob Shamrock<PIXEL FC> (10:02) with a Cross Armbreaker Submission.
4. EBW Royal Crown Championship #1 Contender Battle
Rude beat Amigo (14:49) with a Cross Kneebar Submission.
5. Special Tag Team Battle
Ness/Little Mac beat w00t/KYO (15:14) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on w00t.
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Maelstrom returns for another big show full of hyrbid fights. The "new wrestling" is picking up steam, and tonight Maelstrom would begin two tournaments to crown the first ever Maelstrom Heavyweight Grand Prix Champion and Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix Champion. The show opened with all of the fighters taking part in the show standing in the ring. PIXEL FC's Kazushi Sasake returned to take part in the tournament, after scoring the only win for PIXEL at the last show. PIXEL FC MMA fighter and former New Edo Pro Wrestling champion Kazu Fuji was also on hand to battle the rookie Amigo in a non tournament main event.
The fights kicked off with two of the opening matches in the C-X-J Grand Prix. CP Munk and Apple Kid would be making their Maelstrom debuts to face of in hybrid action. This would be a first for both fighters, but they took to the new rules quickly and put on a quick sprint. It was a punching match at the beginning, but CP Munk took control and took Apple Kid to the mat, where he ground and pounded the Young Gun. Apple Kid kicked CP Munk off of him and got back to his feet, but CP Munk was waiting and landed a right fist straight to the mouth. CP Munk then caught Apple Kid in an Anaconda Vice and forced him to submit. CP Munk wins his debut in hybrid wrestling and moves onto the next round of the C-X-J Grand Prix.
Moz and Picky Minch continued their Maelstrom series next, but this time moving up in the tournament would also be at stake. These two once again stepped it. Moz and Picky are primes examples of versitile wrestlers who can do a bit of everything. Moz and Picky danced around the ring at first, throwing a few punches and testing the waters just like their first bout. Things have changed since the first bout, and neither fighter was ready o jump into it. Eventually Picky shot in and tried to take Moz to the ground. Moz caught him in a clinch and delivered a series of knees to the head. Picky pushed Moz away to escape and attempted a German Suplex. Moz reversed the attempt, but neither fighter was able to land it. After a little more circling they collided mid ring and exchanged punches. Moz tried a high kick, but Picky caught it and pushed Moz back to the mat. The round ended with both fighters grappling on the ground. Round 2 kicked off with both fighters rushing to center ring and hitting hard punches before locking up. Picky tried another German Suplex, but Moz reversed again, this time hitting the german and rolling Picky up for the pinfall victory. Moz wins the rubber match and moves on in the C-X-J Grand Prix. After the match Moz helped Picky to his feet and shook his hand in a show of respect.
The first match in the Heavyweight Grand Prix featured two men who were celebrating together on the last Maelstrom show. Metal Rush's Tack Angel versus Maelstrom's Akinan. This match was nothing but a strike fest the entire 3 rounds. This entire bout was kept standing as the big man tried to put away Tack with one big punch, while Tack chopped away with quick punches and kicks. Tack's speed and elusiveness helped him out a great deal here, and he was able to score the points victory in round 1 by scoring the most strikes. Round 2 turned things around, with Akinan going full steam and landing some hard punches. His high kicks could easily reach Tack's head, so the pushpin seraphim had to be cautious. Tack tried the same strategy he used to down PIXEL's Jeff Barnett, but could not reach Akinan's head with his knee strikes. Round 2 ended with Akinan picking away at Tack in a corner. It was all tied up by the third round, as both fighters came out swinging. They were both hitting their fair share of the strikes thrown and it was either man's match. Round 3 ended with a quick exchange of punches, as both fighters tried to end the round in control. This one was very hard to judge, but in the end the bout was awarded to Tack Angel in a very close split decision. After the match Tack and Akinan shook hands and Akinan raised Tack's hand in a show of respect. Tack's Maelstrom momentum continues, and he is really showing fans what he is made of. He moves on to the next round of the Grand Prix.
The next tournament match featured the Perfect Anarchy "playa" taking on another giant. Perfect Anarchy's Rude versus SURGE's Maurice. The "French Fist" controlled the pace of Round 1 with his strikes that kept Rude at bay. His long reach proved to be a problem, but Rude managed to get him on the ground in round 2, and caught him in a heel hook early which forced Maurice to tap out. A tough loss for Maurice and another big win for Rude.
The fifth bout of the night would be an all out war between Maelstrom's Trevor Mach and Kinniku Mike. Mike was very dominant early on, and hit some punches that cut Trevor open early. The blood was getting into his face and this allowed Mike to shoot in, and ground and pound Trevor till the first round ended. Round 2 saw Trevor connect with a flying knee and score some shots on the ground, but Mike persisted through it and returned to his feet, where he locked Trevor up and tossed him to the mat. Trevor showed off his Jiu Jitsu defensive techniques to escape the brunt of Mike's damage, but a well place forearm smash cut Trevor open again. By the start of Round 3 Trevor's face was pouring blood. He captured Mike in a clinch and landed some knees, but Mike absorbed them and pushed him into a corner. They grappled a bit before Trevor landed a big punch that allowed him to control the bout for the first time. As the second ticked away till the end of the round and the match, Trevor quickly struggled and captured Mike in a Kimura that forced the Samoan Slaughterhouse to tap with just 11 seconds remaining in the bout. A narrow victory for Trevor, showed just how competitive this new hybrid wrestling is. It also showed just how powerful the rookie Kinniku Mike is. Trevor Mach shook his hand as Akinan and Dougie tried to help him to the back. A great showing by the SURGE powerhouse.
Bout 6 presented a dream match, as the brawler Swift met PIXEL FC's standard bearer Kazushi Sasake in a technical classic. Swift more then matched up to SAKA in the first two rounds. Sasake is known as a glutton for punishment, and he managed to take Swift's best shots and keep on coming. On the other hand SAKA was unable to take Swift down or come close to finishing him. By round 3 SAKA was looking tired while Swift's cardio allowed him to come out swinging, but that ended up costing Swift as Kazushi managed to grab a hold of his arm, took hi down to the mat, and caught him in a solid armbar. Swift held on longer then most ever would. He even tried grabbing the ropes, forgetting the different rules of Maelstrom. As SAKA stretched on his arm he had no choice but to tap out. Kazushi Sakake wins the classic bout and moves on in the tournament.
In the main event the SURGE rookie Amigo represented EBW as a whole when he collided in a 3 round war with Kazu Fuji. For all three rounds we saw a solid ground fight, with hard strikes peppered in. This benefitted both fighters, and made for an instant grappling classic. It took a change of strategy for Amigo to gain control, when he managed to hit a German Suplex on Fuji. He wasn't able to get the pin, but the impact busted Kazu Fuji open and slowed him down enough for Amigo to take him down and trap him in a rear naked choke. Kazu quickly blacked out and the match was stopped. Amigo wins a huge upset against the multi-sport veteran. Maelstrom's rag tag group of hybrid fighters have once again proved that they belong in PIXEL FC's world. A great show capped with alot of upsets and exciting bouts. Several fighters move on to the next round in the two grand prix tournaments...
Maelstrom: Fighter's Creed (Maelstrom Grandprix Round 1)
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Round 1: CP Munk [FREE] (R1, 3:10, Anaconda Vice) Apple Kid [Young Gunz]
2. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Round 1: Moz [Metal Rush] (R2, 0:21, German Suplex -> Pinfall) Picky Minch [Young Gunz]
3. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Tack Angel [Metal Rush] (R3, 5:00, 2-1 Split Decision) Akinan [Maelstrom]
4. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Rude [Perfect Anarchy] (R2, 0:31, Heel Hook) Maurice [SURGE]
5. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] (R3, 4:49, Kimura) Kinniku Mike [SURGE]
6. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC] (R3, 1:01, Cross Armbreaker) Swift [Metal Rush]
7. Amigo [SURGE] (R3, 2:55, Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage) Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC]
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Cards revealed for the week including partial Bushido 2 lineup! News on new EBW title!
EBW.com can once again confirm the lineup for the whole week on shows. This is being attributed to Master Lu's way of running things in EBW. Alot of big announcements were made for the shows leading up to Bushido 2. Both X-cite and X-perience will have title matches as the main events! X-cite will feature Moz and Fuel doing battle in a warm up match leading to their title bout with Shadow. Speaking of Shadow, he will get a warm up of his own as he leads his troops to battle against the Young Gunz. Hotlanta returns to in ring action, after controversial actions that forced Master Lu's hand. He will be taking on Danny Leung in a No Rules Battle that is sure to be a bloody brawl. The main event will see Swift and Tack Angel defend the belts they won at Victory Explosion 3 against Strong Destiny and SURGE in a 3-Team title bout. No word on why on 4 matches were announced, but we may find that out on X-cite.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Singles Battle
Moz vs. Fuel
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Shadow/Grudge/Anguish vs. Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch/Apple Kid
3. No Rules Battle
Hotlanta vs. Danny Leung
4. EBW Tag Team Championship 3-Team Battle
Swift/Tack Angel(c) vs. Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Kinniku Mike/Maurice
X-perience will see Lovekick return from a short hiatus to begin the climb back to tag team gold, when they take on Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid. Maelstrom and Perfect Anarchy will do battle when Dynamic Dougie and Akinan take on The Akatsuki. Amigo will once again be the man selected to defend EBW against PIXEL FC, when Jeff Barnett steps into a wrestling ring for a special singles battle. Just days before their big title bout Ness and Little Mac will team with Generator and Larmore to take on Global World Champion w00t, Royal Crown #1 contender Rude, and P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. The main event will be the highly anticipated 3-Way C-X-J Battle for the gold, when Shadow tries to defend his title against hated rival Moz and wildcard Fuel.
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle Lovekick Returns
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid
2. Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan vs. KYO/Danny Leung
3. Special Singles Battle EBW vs. PIXEL FC
Amigo vs. Jeff Barnett<PIXEL FC>
4. 8-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Little Mac/Generator/Larmore vs. w00t/Rude/Grudge/Anguish
5. EBW C-X-J Championship Battle 3-Way Battle
Shadow(c) vs. Moz vs. Fuel
Then we finally come to Bushido 2. The theme of this pay per view is "Fire up your soul and reach for greatness". You can bet the entire roster will be fired up with some much on the line. Only 3 matches have been announced so far but they are blockbusters. KYO has accepted Hotlanta's challenge, and they will do battle in a Taipei Deathmatch. This news became even more important when Master Lu announced that EBW will be introducing a new Hardcore Hero Championship. He said he wants to see the best of every style fighting in EBW, even the ultra violent hardcore fighters. So he figured that they should have a belt to battle over as well. This title will be a symbol for the most extreme wrestler in EBW. The winner of the deathmatch will be the first Hardcore Hero. Bushido 2 will see some Hybrid Rules battles, but they will be renamed Bushido Rules for the show and take place in a cage. One of those matches will see Trevor Mach and Rude mix it up once again over the Royal Crown Championship. The main event will of course be the Global World Championship 3-Way Battle between Champion w00t, Ness, and Little Mac. More matches will announced this week and they are sure to be exciting as well. Bushido 2 will be aired live on pay per view, and will taking place at EBW's home arena the Fourside Expo Center. Be sure to order Bushido 2 this weekend.
EBW: Bushido 2
Fourside Expo Center
PPV
1. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Decision Contest Taipei Deathmatch Battle
Hotlanta vs. KYO
2. EBW Royal Crown Championship Caged Bushido Rules Battle
Trevor Mach(c) vs. Rude
3. Global World Championship 3-Way Battle
w00t(c) vs. Ness vs. Little Mac
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Trevor Mach: Reno! Rude! I'd like a word with you!
Rude: Mach?! What does your punk ass want? You must be out of your damn mind to come around our turf!
Reno: Now now Rude, let him speak....but this had better be good.
Trevor Mach: Reno, this is directed towards you. I've had about enough of your bs and I think it's time I smack that rediculous look off your face.
Reno: What did you just say?! How dare you! You don't look in any condition to making threats like that Mach.
Trevor Mach: All the more reason for you to accept this challenge. Tonight, if you have the balls, I'm challenging you and Rude to a tag match with me and Dougie.
Reno: Ha! I've got more important things to do then to listen to your silly challenges.
Trevor Mach: Heh....that's funny....I heard you were a wrestler once...guess you did lose your balls.
Reno: Is that right!? ALRIGHT! You're on! I'll put on the boots again! Reno and Rude team up again for one night only to kick your ass! Let's go Rude!
Rude: ....Dead meat.....punk....
Dynamic Dougie: Trevor, what was that all about?! You're in no condition to compete tonight! Mike messed you up badly on the Maelstrom show. You should be healing up for Bushido 2!
Trevor Mach: Don't worry about it Dougie. This is exactly what we wanted.
Dynamic Dougie: WE? Rude's looking to take you out man. This is his opportunity!
Trevor Mach: It's alright! Listen, we talked about this. Master Lu's got a plan. We have an arrangement and I have to do my part. What you need to focus on Dougie are the things I mentioned earlier. You have to get Maelstrom into the mix with Metal Rush, SURGE, and Perfect Anarchy. I need you to get Akinan ready to make a big impact, and get Hotlanta's head back in the game once he's done getting back at The Akatsuki. Remember those two guys I was talking about? Remember what I found out about them? I need you to bring them in. It's time you start taking charge buddy!
Dynamic Dougie: But why? I don't understand.
Trevor Mach: You don't have to man. Tonight, let's just focus on this potential ass beating coming our way. BOOSH!
EBW fans, you know the drill. The start of a new week brings another big installment of X-cite! The road to Bushido 2 is here, and the roster is ready to fire up and prove why they belong on the big ppv. Tonight, the card was lined up with warm up matches, hardcore brawls, and a Tag Team Championship 3-Team Battle. We would also hear from the three wrestlers participating in the Main Event of Bushido 2. It's time for X-cite!
The opening battle featured the two #1 contenders to the C-X-J Championship locking up before the big title bout on X-perience. Moz and Fuel put on a impressive display, and showed their versitile lucha and technical skills. Moz looked a little slowed down after his recent Maelstrom encounter, but hung in there Fuel and caught him off guard with a big dropkick that sent him out of the ring. He quickly scrambled back in and landed a few forearms before setting up Moz for the Springboard Plancha. Fuel quickly climbed the ropes to hit his Ring of Fire 360, but Moz put his knees up and Fuel took the damage upon impact. Moz followed this up by climbing the ropes and landing a big elbow drop followed by a failed pin attempt. As the wrestling was going on in the ring, both Shadow and CP Munk came out and stood at ringside. They kept reaching in and taunting their respective rivals. Moz and Fuel suddenly stopped fighting each other and turned to two outside. They looked at each other one more time before running and flipping over the ropes onto Shadow and CP Munk. The ref threw out the match as a no contest as the four men brawled and security had to tear the hated rivals apart.
Next up, the all gold team of C-X-J Champion Shadow and P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish battled the Young Gunz. Although the Young Gunz are an EBW team they spend most of their time in P+P territory, so this match felt a little bit Power Play attempting some revenge on the team that took their belts. While the Young Gunz have certainly come together as a team, they were no match for Shadow and his boys on this day. Shadow ended up winning the last match before his big title defense with a Shadow Driver II on Apple Kid. After the match Shadow grabbed a mic.
Shadow: EBW! I am the single most decorated C-X-J wrestler in the sport. I am veteran of this sport. I AM the champion of the C-X-J Division! Moz....Fuel....pretenders to the throne. The pretty boy has become a man huh? We'll see....this is your last chance Moz. Fuel...what have you done since you've won the Best of the Super C-X-J? NOTHING! You kids are a couple of punks! You're the best the C-X-J Division has to offer? After our match on X-perience.....after I defend my title.....I will declare this division....DEAD!
Shadow's ultimatum shocked the fans. Would he really go so far as declare the division he is champion of dead?
The fans had little time to react to what just happened, as the third match was already beginning. Hotlanta and Danny Leung could be seen brawling towards the ring from the back. As they punched each other on the stage both wrestlers stumbled and rolled down the ramp. They both quickly got to their feet and reached under the ring for chairs. They clashed them together before Danny kicked Hot in the gut and smashed his chair down on him. KYO arrived on the scene with a shopping cart full of hardcore goodies. He forced the cart down the ramp right into Hot's head. The impact ripped half of his mask off, but he narrowly escaped more damage. Master Lu had security drag KYO away as he laughed like a madman. Danny tried to come down of Hotlanta with another chair shot, but Hot grabbed a bat out of the cart and blocked it. He then knocked the chair out of his hand with the bat, landed a blow to the gut with it, and DDT'd Danny onto the chair. The no rules brawling continued and the action finally moved into the ring. Chairs were set up in the corners, with both wrestlers trying to whip the other into one. The blood was starting to flow big time as they traded shots with the weapons. During the scuffle a table was set up in the ring. Danny brought Hotlanta down with a Superkick and placed him on the table. Danny then went to the top turnbuckle to land a finishing blow through the ladder, Hotlanta rolled off the table, forcing Danny to adjust his decent and narrowly miss crashing through the table. The battered warriors got up and traded bloody slaps, with Hotlanta gaining control and hitting a high kick that cause Danny to buckle and fall to the mat. Hotlanta carried him to the top rope where he hit a huge Top Rope Double Underhook Facebuster straight through the table. Hotlanta took alot of the impact himself and had to crawl to drape a hand over Danny and score the pinfall victory. Hotlanta struggled to his feet as the ref raised his hand in victory. He stared down at the bloody Danny as he grabbed a mic.
Hotlanta: Danny Leung....full of such promise....such potential. You made TWO big mistakes in your career so far.....you followed in your brother's footsteps of being a complete lunatic....and you *bleep*ED WITH HOTLANTA! KYO.....YOU'RE NEXT!
The fourth bout was the special tag team battle set up earlier tonight. On the big screen you could see Reno getting encouraged by w00t and Rude as he taped up his wrists to head out to his first match in over a year. Trevor limped out to the ring out to the ring with Dougie, but they were soon both blindsided by Reno and Rude. The teams duked it out on their way to ring, with Rude tossing Trevor in and stomping away at him to start the match. Trevor tried to tag in Dougie quickly, but Rude kept him down and locked in his cross kneebar. Trevor quickly scrambled to the ropes to get Rude to let up, but he kept it locked until a 4 count by the ref. Dougie was finally tagged in, and he quickly floored Rude a few times with a series of clotheslines before kicking him in the gut and landing a swinging neckbreaker. Dougie was on fire as he then jumped off the second rope and hit a perfect moonsault. He went for the pin but Rude got his shoulder up at 2.9, which was a good thing for him since Reno looked too nervous to jump in and break it up. Eventually Trevor recovered enough to get back into it with Rude, and came rushing into the ring to hit a Macha Ye while he was still on his knees. Instead of trying to pin Rude he got into Reno's face and provoked him to get into the ring. He backed away as Rude struggled to get to his corner. Reno still looked nervous, but finally tagged himself in and locked up with Trevor, who pushed him back into his corner. The fans were booing Reno, who is arguably the most hated member of Perfect Anarchy. The boos seemed to fuel him as he stepped back into the center of the ring and slapped the Royal Crown Champion across the face. Trevor responded with an elbow and then Reno followed suit. They started exchanging strikes and holds in a quickly flurry that ended up re-busting open Trevor's wounds from his Maelstrom fight. Reno took advantage of Trevor's heavily bandaged right arm and wrenched away at it. Trevor took a swing with his left, but Reno dodged it and wrenched away some more on his injured arm. Trevor finally managed to regain composure and whipped Reno into his corner where he then followed up with a flying knee that knocked the PA Spokesmen to the ground. With a mouth full of blood he quickly scrambled to other side of the ring where Rude was foaming at the mouth to get back in. He and Trevor exchanged more hard offense, but Trevor's injuries were starting to slow him down. Rude capitalized by introducing Trevor first hand to his new finisher the Rude Landing Dominator. Reno snuck around the ring to hold Dougie's ankle as Rude rolled up the bloody Trevor for the victory. Reno and Rude celebrated in the ring as a sea of boos erupted from the fans. Reno taunted them all smuggly strutted around the ring. The celebration quickly ended as Master Lu's theme hit and he came out accompanied by Lady M's.
Reno: Lu! What are you doing out here ruining my celebration, and WHY did you bring her to my show. Unless she's going to cook and clean for me I don't want to see any EBW Women on these shows!
Master Lu: Oh...well lucky for all of us it's not your call then. I told you Reno that I seriously disagreed with your sexist and mysogynistic dealings with the EBW Women. Cancelling their brand as it was just beginning to grow was the single stupidest thing you could have done! I also told you that when you showed me a weakness that I would exploit it and make you pay....well you just did. See, Trevor and I agreed that we want the women back in EBW. What better way then to have one of EBW's own female fighters going through the prick that cost them their jobs! That's why I told Trevor to challenge you. See, now I KNOW that you're no longer suffering from the injuries that put you on the shelf to begin with. You're just fine and more then able to compete! So I feel no guilt whatsoever in booking this match. At Bushido 2 Reno, you will slap on the gloves and enter the cage for your first Bushido Rules match against......LADY M's! You're making history Reno, you're breaking boundaries in an intergender match.
Reno: WHAT?! WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN NOT DO THAT!
Master Lu: Oh I'm afraid I can. One more thing....you lose....the ladies come back!
Reno: Damn you Lu! DAMN YOU!
A bloody Trevor Mach was laughing uncontrollably on the mat while Reno and Rude and stormed out in anger.
We then cut to a taped segment where Nerma was interviewing the three wrestling competing in the Bushido 2 Main Event.
Nerma: EBW fans, we have one week to go till the epic Bushido pay per view takes place, where w00t will take on Ness and Little Mac in a 3-way battle. I'm here with those three wrestlers right now to get their thoughts on a couple things as we head into the show. Now, we all know that the prestigious Global World Championship is at stake in this match, but is there anything else that is pushing you to achieve victory in this big main event?
Little Mac: Of course there is for me. EBW's fanbase is young. They are fans of the new generation, and some of them have never seen what Little Mac could do in the NCW glory days. I want to show them who I am and what I can do. I also want to prove to myself that I still have it in me to be a champion.
Ness: I have plenty of reasons to want to win this match. I have a new wife that I want to take care of and i can't really do that if I have to scrapped off the mat now can I? I want to make her proud of me. I also want to win for my other family...Metal Rush. Those guys saw that Perfect Anarchy was going to run down anyone who stood in there way, but these guys still backed me up when I came recruiting. When I won the title at Victory Explosion 3 I felt on top of the world. I felt like everything was coming together and I hadn't let my new stable down. Then I lost the title and I was heartbroken, but I have picked myself back up and I am more then ready to capture that belt again. I'm also doing this for fans of the traditional professional wrestling. A new wave of hybrid wrestling is starting to pick up, but it can never replace the sport that I love.
Nerma: Do you think that is the intention of the Maelstrom shows? To replace traditional wrestling?
Ness: I don't think so. I think those guys just have an MMA itch they want to scratch, and more power to them, but I don't want to see our style become obsolete. I want it to grow along with the sport. I think Little Mac and I agree that as champions we would carry the banner of pro wrestling.
w00t: Excuse me....are any of you going to shut up for a minute and let the champ talk?
Nerma: I was just going to get to you w00t.
w00t: Mr. w00t.
Nerma: Ok...Mr. w00t. What are your inspirations going into this match.
w00t: I don't need anything to "inspire" me in this match. I already know that I am the greatest wrestler of this or any generation. I'll just go into that match, smackdown these two pretenders, and continue to dominate this sport along with my Perfect Anarchy brothers.
Nerma: You seem very confident even though you have lost to Ness and would have lost to Little Mac if you hadn't ....
w00t: What?! CHEATED?! I'm the champion! This is my belt! Anything I do to ensure my legacy is justified! EBW needs me to be champion! The sport of professional wrestling needs me to be champion!
Little Mac: No, the sport of professional wrestling needs to see some humility beaten into your egotistical ass.
Ness: I agree! I never thought a person could be their own nuthugger.
w00t: What was that?!
Nerma: Guys, please calm down. I will remind you that Master Lu said he would fine the first wrestler to get out of their chair during this interview.
w00t: Like I care! I am the champion! I am the centerpiece!
Ness: Give it a rest would ya?!
Little Mac: I agree just close your mouth for a few minutes!
Nerma: You two appear to be on the same page. Does that mean you plan to work together during this match?
w00t: Of course they do! That no good traitor Master Lu has stacked the deck against me!
Ness: Let's get this straight right now. I respect Little Mac. He is a pioneer in our sport. That being said it is EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELF! Little Mac, gets in my way and he gets taken down with a Thunder Brainbuster....no offense.
Little Mac: None taken...I won't hesitate to break your jaw once that bell rings.
Nerma: Well it seems you're all ready for the big fight. Any closing words?
Ness: I'll give my heart and soul out there in that ring and hopefully I don't let the fans or my family down. EBW forever!
Little Mac: It's time for the Mac-attack to reach that golden ring one more time!
w00t: I will not be denied my legacy......my destiny.
It was now time for the main event of X-cite, and the first title match of a busy week. Swift and Tack Angel went to war with Franky and Poo and Strong Destiny at Victory Explosion 3, and emerged with the Tag Team Championship. Now the Metal Rush team must do battle with the international Strong Destiny once again, but this time SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Maurice have been added after earning the shot against Green Destiny and Eivion Thanatos. The match opened with Tack, Kinniku Mike, and Green Destiny, who came out in a brand new costume. The three wrestlers engaged in a nice technical match, showing their wrestling skills. Mike and Green locked up, and Green quickly hit an exploder, but then he turned around to eat a high kick from Tack. This type of action continued for several minutes, with each man trying to one up the other. Tack tagged in Swift and things changed up as he ran down Green and Mike and stomped away at them. Mike tried to get to his feet first, but Swift kicked him in the gut and hit a Muscle Buster on the big man. Green tagged in Eivion Thanatos who rushed Swift with a clothesline. When Swift got to his knees he ate a shining wizard, but kicked out of a pin attempt. Maurice finally got his shot in the ring and clocked both the other fighters with some hard forearm smashes. He controlled the pace of the fight for awhile due to his long reach, but eventually Swift got in his face, absorbed an elbow strike, and took Maurice down with a Back suplex side slam. More hard hits and slams followed for several minutes. All three teams were really bringing it and the fans were really into this match. Late in the match Mike had been knocked out of the ring. Tack went high risk and dove off the top turnbuckle at him. In the ring Green Destiny had captured Maurice in the set up for a Piledriver. Swift quickly rushed them, but Green swung Maurice into Swift, which knocked him out of the ring. Green then hit the big piledriver before rolling Maurice up for the pinfall victory! 1-2-3! Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny are the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! Swift and Tack were obviously upset having not been apart of the actual pin, but Tack shook the hands of Strong Destiny and bowed in a show of respect. Swift was less then gracious, but nodded at the new champs and walked away. An exciting end to a show full of surprises. We now have new tag team champions, and the landscape of the tag division just changed completely. One show remaining till Bushido 2...
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Singles Battle
Moz vs. Fuel (4:51) went to a No Contest.
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Shadow/Grudge/Anguish beat Jeff Andonuts/Picky Minch/Apple Kid (11:06) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver II on Apple Kid.
3. No Rules Battle
Hotlanta beat Danny Leung (10:10) with a Top Rope Double Underhook Facebuster through a table.
4. Special Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy
Rude/Reno beat Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie (9:32) when Rude hit the Rude Landing(Dominator) on Trevor Mach.
5. EBW Tag Team Championship 3-Team Battle
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny beat Swift/Tack Angel(c) and Kinniku Mike/Maurice (22:51) when Green Destiny hit the Piledriver on Maurice to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
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The road to Bushido 2 is almost over as we head into another installment of EBW: X-perience. Master Lu booked 5 exciting matches to get the fans pumped for the big upcoming PPV. The main event would see Moz and Shadow do battle once again, with Fuel thrown in as the unpredictable wildcard. This match would be a 3-way battle for the EBW C-X-J Championship. On top of all those matches we would also hear from Lady M's and Reno as they prepare for the intergender Bushido rules match that could lead to the permanent destruction of the EBW Women or their regenesis.
The show opened with a C-X-J Tag Team Battle. The Young Gunz Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid would take on the returning Lovekick Connection, who are returning from a short hiatus following Collision 2. They both came out in new costumes and a new energy. Jeff and Apple came at them hard, but Sal and Jamie were on fire in this solid opener that featured a combination of technical ground skils and high flying offense. Lovekick began the climb back to tag team gold with a win after Jamie got the pin on Apple Kid following the Penalty Kick. After the match Sal and Jamie grabbed some mics.
Sal Paradise: We're baaaack! Actually.....we were really only gone for like a week....probably didn't even notice we were gone....BUT I'm gonna forgive you for that! We took a week off to our heads together and regroup. We took a hard loss at Collision and cost EBW it's C-X-J tag belts. It was tough to deal with at first, I mean even all the ladies couldn't cheer me up....and I ALL the ladies....that was some party. Anyways, I'm getting off track here. We finally realised that this was really an opportunity. An opportunity to step it up and reclaim tag gold in grand fashion.
Jamie OD: Oi! It's really simple, we're going after tag team gold. It doesn't matter if it's the C-X-J tag belts, the P+P Co-Op belts, or maybe even the EBW tag team belts. The point is we're going after the gold! Tonight was the start of our climb back up, at Bushido 2 we're going to take another big step. P+P's Rey Dorado is coming over to team with us as we take on Hoodlum, Brute, and Misfit! We're gonna get some payback....you can bet on that!
Sal Paradise: Now if you'll excuse us it's time to party.
Next up, The Akatsuki returned to tag team action to take on Maelstrom's Dynamic Dougie and big rookie Akinan. This bout was a big brawl that was often almost stopped by the referee. Danny looked banged up after his no rules battle with Hotlanta, but carried most of the match for his team, as KYO was almost disqualified any time he was in. At one point in the match Danny and KYO were both in the ring attempting to down the big man Akinan, but it backfired when they were both dropped in a double chokeslam. Akinan raised his hand up and played to the crowd, but that gave the brothers enough time to recover and both went for the leg sweep. KYO showed some teamwork with his brother as they both elbow dropped Akinan and then went to seperate corners to jump off the ring posts and hit a double leg drop. Dynamic Dougie intervened during the pin attempt and dropkicked Danny out of the ring. KYO grabbed Dougie by the throat and actually bit him on the forehead. The ref had to pull him away as blood began to drip down Dougie's face. Danny jumped back in to hit his Emo Cutter finisher and got the pinfall victory! Akinan pulled Dougie out of the ring as The Akatsuki celebrated the victory. The celebration was cut short when Maelstrom's Hotlanta once again made his way out to the ring. He came out wearing a "crown" of barbedwire and holding a 2x4 also wrapped in barbed wire. He pointed the 2x4 at KYO and grinned wickedly. A violent, extreme blood bath is sure to go down at Bushido 2. Who will survive the taipei deathmatch and become EBW's first Hardcore Hero?
The third battle featured another singles battle featuring an EBW wrestler taking on a PIXEL FC MMA fighter. The first time EBW Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach overcame Bob Shamrock. This time, PIXEL's Jeff Barnett would invade to take on the young hope Amigo, who downed PIXEL vet Kazu Fuji at the last Maelstrom show. This bout featured Amigo trying to keep out of Barnett's reach, while also trying to get the much taller fighter to the ground. The bout exemplified the "Maximum Soul Style" that Maelstrom has been bringing to EBW. Five minutes into the bout Amigo's SURGE mentor Captain Strong came tumbling out of the entrance way and down the ramp, as Rude was stomping and kicking at him. Amigo turned to see what Rude was up to just long enough for Jeff Barnett to kick him hard in the abdomen and then drop him with a high velocity Powerbomb. After the match Rude jumped into the ring to kick and stomp away Amigo. Jeff Barnett pushed him away and helped up Amigo, who then went after Rude. Back in the ring Jeff Barnett was accompanied by Kazu Fuji and Bob Shamrock. They all expressed interest in taking part in the big Bushido 2 PPV this weekend. Time will tell if they will have matches at the wrestling/hybrid extravaganza...
The fourth encounter was a big 8-man faction battle. Little Mac joined Ness and his Metal Rush army against Global World Champion w00t, Royal Crown #1 Contender Rude, and the P+P Co-Op champions Grudge and Anguish. This all out brawl was a precursor to the big 3-way main event of Bushido 2, where w00t will attempt to defend the belt against former champ Ness, and the legend Little Mac. This match was full of hard hits and heavy action from both sides. For most of the match Ness and Mac were playing a friendly game of oneupsmanship, blind tagging themselves in and taking over for the other. When w00t tagged in things got serious. Ness and Mac's little competition got heated, as they both stated the case that they are the better fighter to take down w00t. The restrained tension between the two was now surfacing, leaving Generator and Larmore to fend off the Perfect Anarchy stable. In the end w00t capitalized on the chaos by hitting the WKO on Larmore and scoring the pinfall victory. Mac and Lu stared each other down in the center of the ring after the match. w00t stepped in between them and held up the Global World Championship that they all desire. In just days these 3 men will go to war. Only one can be the Global World Champion.
Before the final match were taked to the back, where Nerma was standing by with Lady M's and Reno, who will battle in a Bushido rules match at Bushido 2 with the fate of the EBW women in the balance... (Following promo was done by none other then Sexy Strong Style herself Lady M's!)
NERMA: Reno, you and M's....
RENO: Nerma, did I say you could talk?!
NERMA: .......
RENO: NO! I did not. So shut up and go fetch me a sandwich, don't need y......
*Nerma begins to leave in anger, when M's stops her and tells her....*
M's: Nerma, don't you go anywhere. And Reno, you know that hole in your face u put pie in?
RENO My piehole, yeah I do.
M's: SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW!!
RENO: You're telling ME to shut up?! How dare you. I am THE MAN in EBW! You are just a woman who needs to learn her...
*M's interupts him again by yelling out.....*
M's: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN! YACK YACK YACK YACK! I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!!
RENO: Are you crazy M's. Are you out of your mind tonight or something. You know who I am. I AM RENO, BITCH!
M's: Yes, I am crazy, Reno. And yes....I am out of my mind. Didn't the XXX videos i made with Trevor, teach you anything, besides that fact Trevor is 100 times the man you ar? I guess not. But enough of that. Cause I do know who are, Reno. You're....you're....you're....w00t's little bitch boy, right?!
RENO: I am not!
M's: That's right, I am sorry about that. I am totally sorry. What was I thinking?
RENO: You better be sorry, M's. Cause I am gonna beat your ass in that cage at BUSHIDO 2! I am....
*Reno now stops to see M's, standing there, sleeping and snoring really loud. M's finally wakes up and says....*
M's: Are You done talking yet?!
RENO: Grrrrrrrrr
M's: Easy there tiger. Let's not get outta hand here. NOW as I was saying. I am sorry about that remark. Cause you to have some actual BALLS first. And since you d noto....that just makes you w00t's little bitch, instead. Which is very cool and fine with me. Cause at BUSHIDO 2, I am gonna.....
*M's turns all serious and stares directly at Reno now....*
M's: BEAT YOU LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH ARE!! Now i all seriousness and joking aside, I am gonna tell you this once and only once, so listen up......OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!
RENO: What the hell does that mean, M's?
NERMA: It means "You are already dead" Reno. Become a little multicultural you asshole!
M's: Thank you, Nerma. And she is right, that's it exactly what it means, Reno.
RENO: You think your empty threats scare me, M's. They don't not. You want to fight me to the death, then you'll get your chance at BUSHIDO 2!
M's: To the death, Reno? HA! Hell no, why would I want that. Why would want to beat the very man who ruined my life, Nerma's life, and every other EBW Women's wrestler's life, to his own living death. That's crazy talk there. But I tell what I do want. I want to beat you "TO THE *Bleep*ING PAIN!"
RENO: To the....pain?! I am not familar with that phrase, M's. So please enlighten some more.
M's: Enlighten you, Reno? Gladly. You see to the pain mean's when we face off at BUSHIDO 2, when your locked inside that steel cage with me, with nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, nowhere to cower in fear, cause the only thing you will be able to do is scream bloody murder until u lose your bowels, when I BREAK you!
*Reno begins to backup as M's walks a little closer towards him. M's then tells him, seriously.....*
M's: And I will break you, Reno. I am gonna break you really really slow and very painfully. You see the first thing I am gonna break is your right arm. Then I am gonna break you left arm as well.
RENO: And then I suppose you'll break both of my legs, right?
M's: You are clever, Reno. But it's not gonna save your ass. The next that happens, is gonna be smashing your nose in with my fists. Then I'll blacken both of your eyes, until you can't see at all.
RENO: Then i suppose you'll box and mess up my perfect ears too, am I correct?
M's: YOU ARE WRONG! Your ears will remain the same and can you guess why?!
RENO: .......
M's: This because I want you too hear everything perfectly. I want you to hear your own screams, as you lay on the mat in pain. I want you to hear yourself beg me, a woman, for mercy and to stop. I want you to hear the cheers of the crowd for me, as I am doing this to you. Most of all, I want you to hear the announcers say "And the winner of this match is LADY M'S" That way you can know that you failed in your little quest to drive women's wrestling from EBW forever. To the pain, means I am leave you litterally a broken, beaten, and bloody mess in that ring at the hands of yours truly. A woman, no less. A woman whose name you will never forget after BUSHIDO 2. A woman named Lady M's.
*The now frightened Reno now backs slowly away from M's, as he tells her....*
RENO: I...I...t-t-think you are b-b-bluffing.
*M's just smirks as she tells Reno....*
M's: We'll see Reno, won't we. May the gods above smile upon you and show mercy on your worthless soul, cause I know I sure as hell won't.
In the main event, hated rivals would clash once again, but an added opponent would really heat things up (pun intended). Moz and Fuel were out first, and after a brief staredown they shook hands and awaited their opponent, the master of the C-X-J division, Shadow. Shadow was accompanied by his two "children", but he quickly sent them to the back to show that he was not afraid of the opposition and planned to bury them and the C-X-J Division. When the bell rang, these heated rivals but on an explosive display, and once again the C-X-J division stole the show. Shadow won a test of strength early on, but Moz took control by dropkicking Shadow to ground and followed up with a swift kick to the temple and a standing Shooting Star Press. Fuel hung back while this was going on, but after the SSP Fuel got involved by hitting his Ring of Fire 360. Both men grappled over Shadow to see who would get the pin, but Shadow popped up and grabbed them both by the throat. He kicked them both in the gut and hit a double suplex. As Moz tried to get back to his feet Shadow hit him with a big shining wizard. It looked like Moz suffered a gash above his eye. Blood started to pour into his face, messed with his vision. Shadow took control from here, landing several vicious stomps to the face and driving his elbow into the gash. Shadow's sadistic nature take over as he lunged into the corner and choked Fuel. He was almost disqualified by the ref, but Moz managed to break the choke with a dropkick to the back of the knees. Fuel capitalized with a hurracanranna that sent Shadow flying out of the ring. Fuel and Moz then stood in the center of the ring trading offense. They put on an impressive display as Shadow struggled to crawl back into the ring. CP Munk made his way out to the ring and caught the attention of Fuel long enough for Moz to deliver a headbutt that sent him directly in the the waiting grasp of Shadow who hit a reverse Shadow Driver. With Fuel down and out Moz and Shadow continued their epic clash. Shadow took control and forced Moz into the corner. He proceeded to punch and kick away at Moz. As he attempted to escape the corner Shadow gave him an eye gouge. The gouge sent Moz over the edge and proceeded to push Shadow away. Shadow held back as the pissed off Moz rushed at him. For the first time he looked intimidated as Moz blasted away with kicks and forearms. Shadow retaliated by grabbing Moz by the throat with both hands. Moz fell to his knees and was blacking out as Shadow tightened his grip. Before Moz completely passed out he managed to do the unthinkable and quickly ripped off Shadow's mask! The shocked Shadow tried to back off and cover his face, but Moz kicked him in the gut before hitting his Frontflip Piledriver finisher. 1-2-3! Moz accomplished the seemingly impossible and brought down the C-X-J master to win the match and become the NEW EBW C-X-J CHAMPION! Sal and Jamie entered the ring to celebrate with Moz as Fuel chased CP Munk into the crowd. Grudge and Anguish helped up the now unmasked Shadow who simply stared blankly at the new champion. The road to Bushido 2 ends with a shocking unmasking and a new champion. Ladies and Gentlemen, get ready for Bushido 2!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Tag Team Battle Lovekick Returns
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid (8:21) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Apple Kid.
2. Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfect Anarchy
KYO/Danny Leung beat Dynamic Dougie/Akinan (10:49) when Danny hit the Emo Cutter on Dynamic Dougie.
3. Special Singles Battle EBW vs. PIXEL FC
Jeff Barnett<PIXEL FC> beat Amigo (5:58) with a Powerbomb.
4. 8-Man Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. Perfect Anarchy
w00t/Rude/Grudge/Anguish beat Ness/Little Mac/Generator/Larmore (20:16) when w00t hit the WKO on Larmore.
5. EBW C-X-J Championship Battle 3-Way Battle
Moz beat Shadow(c) and Fuel (10:29) with the Frontflip Piledriver on Shadow to become the NEW C-X-J Champion!
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Full Bushido 2 Card Finally Revealed!
Late last night EBW.com finally recieved the full card for Bushido 2, and now we know why most of the card was not announced until recently. A large chunk of the card will feature EBW's best hybrid fighters locking up with PIXEL FC's MMA fighters. The long wait for the card was due to the extensive negotiations with PIXEL FC. Lovekick will team with Rey Dorado in the show's opener as they begin their climb back to the top. They have a big hurdle to climb as they take on P+P's Hoodlum and the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Brute and Misfit. Former tag team champions Swift and Tack will represent Metal Rush and they go toe to toe with SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Maurice once again. This match may detirmine who will the first team to get a crack at new tag champs Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny. The third match will be a potential blood bath, as Hotlanta and KYO lock horns in a Taipei Deathmatch to detirmine the first EBW Hardcore Hero Champion. Hotlanta has been without gold since his tag title reign with KYO, who is also a former EBW World Heavyweight Champion. Then we get into the Bushido Rules matches, where the new hybrid style takes over. Dynamic Dougie and Akinan will take on Bob Shamrock and Kazu Fuji respectively, while Captain Strong will take on the MMA legend Jon Frye as he makes his EBW debut. Amigo will get his desired rematch against Jeff Barnett under hybrid rules. Then the fate of the EBW Women will be at stake as Lady M's and Reno throw down in the cage. Trevor and Rude will collide once again over the Royal Crown Championship, and finally w00t versus Ness versus Little Mac for the prestigious Global World Championship. It's going to be a night full of exciting wrestling action and hard hitting Maximum Soul Style. It's time to fire up your soul and reach for greatness! Be sure to order Busido 2 on ppv right now!
EBW: Bushido 2
Fourside Expo Center
PPV
1. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle Feel the Dorado Lovekick Rush P+P invaders!
Rey Dorado<P+P>/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Hoodlum/Brute/Misfit
2. Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. SURGE
Swift/Tack Angel vs. Kinniku Mike/Maurice
3. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Decision Contest Taipei Deathmatch Battle
Hotlanta vs. KYO
4. Bushido Rules Caged Battle Maelstrom vs. PIXEL FC
Dynamic Dougie vs. Bob Shamrock<PIXEL FC>
5. Bushido Rules Caged Battle Maelstrom vs. PIXEL FC
Akinan vs. Kazu Fuji<PIXEL FC>
6. Bushido Rules Caged Battle SURGE vs. PIXEL FC
Captain Strong vs. Jon Frye<PIXEL FC>
7. Bushido Rules Caged Battle SURGE vs. PIXEL FC
Amigo vs. Jeff Barnett<PIXEL FC>
8. Bushido Rules Caged Intergender Battle Future Fate!
Lady M's vs. Reno
9. EBW Royal Crown Championship Caged Bushido Rules Battle
Trevor Mach(c) vs. Rude
10. Global World Championship 3-Way Battle
w00t(c) vs. Ness vs. Little Mac
Online!
A new movement is spreading and tonight, the "Bushido Mission" invaded the world of professional wrestling, and changed the sport forever. For the second year in a row this ppv would make waves. Tonight, was a night of title matches, blood baths, and caged hybrid warfare. This is Bushido 2.
The packed house was first treated to a solid C-X-J opener, as Rey Dorado joined the Lovekick Connection to take on Hoodlum, and the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Brute & Misfit. It was a high flying contest, with both sides giving everything they had. Sal and Jamie seem to have new energy, and the addition of one of P+P's best and brightest made them unstoppable on this night. Despite a brutal offense, Hoodlum's team lost it when Misfit was submitted by Sal's Paradise Lock. Another big win for Lovekick, and a big push back to the title picture.
Next up, former EBW Tag Team Champions Tack Angel and SWIFT locked up with SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Maurice. You could say that the addition of the SURGE team played a part in the Metal Rush tandem losing their gold, so they were out for revenge. Both teams consisted of heavy hitters, and they were pulling no punches in this heated battle. Swift was especially vicious as he ignored rules and went for the throat of Kinniku Mike. Mike and Swift brawled out of the ring as the ref started a countout. Maurice ran to the other side of the ring to go out and get involved, but Tack smashed into him with a big Rider Kick. He hollered for Swift to get back in the ring as he continued brawling with Mike. In the end he either didn't hear Tack or ignored him, as the ref counted both he and Mike out and the match was ended in a Double Countout. After the match both Swift and Mike had to be held back by security and their own team mates. After the match the SURGE members declined to talk to the press, but Swift and Tack made a brief statement.
Tack Angel: It was not the result I was expecting for us tonight, that's for sure. Sometimes you just can't stop Sw...
Swift: That punk Mike is dead meat you hear me?! That big man wants to get in my face and act like he is the brawler of EBW. You forget that you're messing with SWIFT! BRAWLER SWIFT!
Swift stormed away, even bumping into Master Lu as he left. Lu walked up to Tack to make a statement.
Master Lu: It is rather unfortunate that we see results like this from such promising fighters. Tack, I see alot of potential in you. During that match you kept your head in the game and did what you needed to for the team. You've always been a team player, but maybe it's time you also start thinking about yourself. What do you want to do with your career? Where do you want to take it? Think about it.
Tack Angel: .....
The third match of the PPV extravaganza featured a tough blood bath between hated rivals KYO and Hotlanta. This Taipei Deathmatch would not only bring a painful end to this feud, but it would also crown the first ever EBW Hardcore Hero Champion! A champion that will represent the bloody no rules style in EBW. This match is exactly what it was advertised to be...a blood bath. Viewer descretion is advised. The rules were simple...there are no rules. That cliche has been used a million times, but it is no less descriptive. Before the match both fighter had to dip their hands in glue and then put their hands in broken glass. This played a big factor in the match, as every strike cut the target open. Along with the glass, the no rules brawlers also had other "toys" to play with. namely lighttubes, barbed wire, and chairs. This lead to some brutal exchanges. Danny Leung had to stand by as Hotlanta hit KYO with a high kick before wrapping him in wire and bashing him over the head with a chair. KYO responded by trying to use the wire to choke Danny, before tossing him into some lighttubes. The action in the ring was making the crowd cringe, yet once they saw the fighters were still alive they would continue to cheer the hardcore heroes. In the closing minutes of the match KYO was looking to finish Hotlanta off with a Cradle Piledriver through the lighttubes, but Hotlanta managed to escape, kick KYO in the gut, and then dropped him with a Double Underhook Facebuster. 1-2-3! Hotlanta won the deathmatch, and became the first ever EBW Hardcore Hero Champion! After the match Hotlanta glanced at the bloody KYO on the ground as he erupted in laughter. The scene was made all the more disturbing as blood poured out of his mouth. Danny came to help him out of the wire and glass as Hotlanta finally walked away from the feud and rejoined his Maelstrom allies in bringing more gold to the stable.
Hotlanta: I have finally put the last of my demons to rest. In the process I turned into an extreme, brutal machine. If EBW needs a Hardcore Hero....I guess that hero....will be me.
Now it was time for the "Bushido Mission" to take over, as the cage was set up for the Hybrid Wrestling bouts.
The first hybrid bout featured Maelstrom's Dynamic Dougie taking on PIXEL FC's Bob Shamrock. Dougie's cousin Trevor has clashed with Shamrock a few times, so he had him scouted for this bout, but Dougie once again had to protect his knee from the shoots of a ground fighter. He made it through the first round alright, with a point lead after landing more strikes to Shamrock but round began with Shamrock getting Dougie on the ground immediately. He struggled to get back to his feet, but Shamrock was in solid control. After peppering Dougie with punches, Bob finally managed to lock Dougie in a kneebar and force him to tap quickly. Another strong showing from Dynamic Dougie, but the heavily tapped knee continues to be a target for the shooters.
Maelstrom made a big comeback in the second bout, as Akinan's long reach made it easy for him to strike away at the wrestler Kazu Fuji. The PIXEL fighter was not getting in any significant offense, and he ended up falling to his back where Akinan continued to throw hands until the ref stopped the match via TKO. An impressive first round victory for the big super rookie Akinan.
As dominant as the last match was the next bout was just like it. PIXEL veteran Jon Frye was making his hybrid debut in an EBW ring against the SURGE leader Captain Strong. Strong is a striker, but more then that he is inexperienced in the hybrid style. His vision of more athletic pro wrestling doesn't fit into this picture. Jon was able to take him down easily and control Strong from the ground. After some hard hammer fists Strong tried to get back to his feet, and that is where he was caught and submitted in a Guillotine Choke. A dominating win for Jon Frye.
PIXEL FC was in the lead as we headed into the forth match of the series. Amigo and Jeff Barnett have clashed recently, with the outcome full of controversy. Amigo and Barnett both agreed that they would take their rematch into the cage for a hybrid showdown. This is the first match where the cage was really coming into play, as the larger Barnett tried to keep Amigo pinned against it and wear him down. Amigo was able to escape and use his amaresu skills to match Barnett. He grounded the bigger opponent late in round one and sent some hard knees right into his face. This caught Barnett off guard and the match was almost stopped, but the bell rang signaling the end of Round 1. Round 2 began with Barnett in firm control. A strong right hand from Barnett sent Amigo against the cage. Barnett moved in to capitalize, but Amigo quickly recovered and shot Jeff down to the ground. For the next couple minutes they grappled on the mat with Amigo struggling to keep his larger opponent down. When they finally got back to their feet Amigo managed to quickly slip around Jeff Barnett and used all his strength to slam him the mat with a German Suplex, which he then converted into a pin and captured a pinfall victory! Amigo scored a huge upset and once again proved that he is quickly becoming a top player in both the pro wrestling circuit and the hybrid wrestling scene. This would leave the score between EBW and PIXEL tied up, but it's still a huge statement that EBW wrestlers are able to go toe to toe with PIXEL's elite gladiators.
The next bout would be another caged hybrid battle under Bushido Rules, but this scenario was a bit different. Perfect Anarchy's representative Reno has gone out of his way to destroy the EBW Women's division, going so far as to personally dismantle the Women's show and using the money to assist his causes. Now, a lone warrior stands in the way of his goals, and only she can take back what is so important to all the women of EBW. The time had come for the first of three main events. Reno versus Lady M's in an Intergender Caged Bushido Rules Battle.Lady M's was accompanied by some of the EBW ally and enemy alike. They all came to put aside their differences and support the one chance they had at a returning EBW Women's division. Reno smuggly entered the ring in a boxing robe with several gorgeous ladies escorting him to the ring. He made them disrobe him and put in his mouthpiece before entering the ring. The first round featured alot of dancing around the ring and evasion from Reno. Every time M's would try to land a blow Reno would back away avoid it. He laughed as he danced around and made the whole thing look like a joke. The fans erupted in a big chant for M's while Reno continued to soak up the jeers. M's finally managed to get in close enough to land a jab right into Reno's nose, breaking it instantly. The shocked Reno backed away and looked at the dripping blood on his hands. M's started to mock him and make fun of his dancing around the ring, much to the delight of the fans. This angered Reno to the point where he finalyl made a move and punched M's with a left straight to the jaw. M's absorbed the blow much better then Reno and proceeded to knock him to the ground and let loose with the punches. Reno scrambled to escape and clocked M's again with a hard left. M's once again grounded him, and the two grappled to the end of the round. Reno looked shocked as he went to his corner. Blood covered his chest and his gloves, as they attempted to stop the bleeding in his noses. M's smirked over in her corner, slightly winded but otherwise good to go. The next round featured Reno getting more aggressive. He would slip in dirty tactics like holding onto the cage and pulling M's hair to drop her to the mat. These actions would give him yellow card warnings from the ref and purse deductions, but you knew that money was not on his mind for this fight. He wanted to humiliate and embarrass the symbol of EBW Women's wrestling. M's would not be embarrassed though, as she fought through his dirty tactics and remained cool and focused. By the end of round 2 Reno was in control as he hammered away with knees to M's midsection. The score was tied as each fighter had won a round in the judge's eyes. It was now down to the final round, as M's came out guns blazing. She pressed Reno to the cage and let loose with her hardest punches and kicks. Reno was overwhelmed by the onslaught and quickly fell to the ground. M's took control on the mat and peppered away with the punches. Reno was just trying to survive now that he had offically pissed M's off. Near the end of the round he finally got back to his feet, but that's when M's pulled a trick out of Trevor's playbook and landed a flying knee that grounded Reno once again. She promptly got on him and landed unprotected blows as Reno's eyes rolled into the back of his head. The ref had to quickly pull M's off the downed opponent and she won the big victory via knockout! The women of EBW celebrated as they finally had hope for a return to the ring. M's looked down on the unconcious Reno before raising a quick hand in victory and quietly walking to the back. When asked to comment M's simply responded...
Lady M's: I bet that's the most action Reno has ever had.
She then laughed and walked away from the press table. A big win for M's and the ladies of EBW.
The next of the three main events would see another Caged Bushido Rules match. This time the EBW Royal Crown Championship would be up for grabs as Trevor Mach would attempt to defend the belt against former champion Rude, hybrid style. The 5-round brawl was everything you would come to expect from the two warriors. They proved to be a match in striking as well as the ground game. Trevor Mach was still fighting severe injuries from his war with Kinniku Mike and then the bloody tag match from X-cite. Rude exploited his many injuries to take control, but he could not knock out or submit the Royal Crown Champion. Trevor had a few brief instances early on when he looked like he might take the match, like in the second round he mustered everything he had to land a flying knee, but he could not follow up in time to capitalize. By round 4 it was matched up fairly close in the points. Trevor had struggled in the offensive department, so he switched up to a defensive stance that allowed him to attack when an opening appeared while not taking so much damage. This strategy kept him from landing any finishing blows however and the match ended up going to the fifth and final round. Trevor and Rude stood in the center of the ring and a punching match ensued. Trevor took massive damage from a stary elbow that caught Trevor in the eye. The match was temporarily stopped for a moment to give Trevor time to recover. This also gave Rude a chance to recover and he unloaded with some hard strikes. Trevor shot in with the last of his energy and attempted a quick Kimura, but the bell rang and all 5 rounds were done. It would now be up to the judges to decide. Trevor had to be helped up by Akinan as Rude stared at him with cold unblinking eyes. The announcer finally decided that the winner of the match via split decision would be the NEW EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude! Rude smuggly celebrated and raised his hands up in the air as he was declared the victor. He quickly grabbed his belt and ignored a handshake offer from Trevor as he headed to the back. Before leaving the ring Trevor grabbed a mic to address the crowd.
Trevor Mach: Heh....not really the way I wanted this match to go down, but maybe it is for the best. See, I made an arrangement with our new Enforcer Master Lu, it was a 2-part arrangement really. First off, I agreed to help him get Reno back in the ring no matter the cost so he could book the match with M's. Then I had to make another agreement. I had to make a commitment to leave the EBW main roster and forfeit my contracted pay to focus full time on Maelstrom. Bringing the women back in would require somethings to change and some people to have to step aside and make room. I have been with EBW for 3 years, I have been a champion many times, but in alot of ways I'm still new in the sport. I still have alot to learn. I think my branching into this new fighting style is apart of me growing as a fighter. I never really asked to be put front and center of the promotion, I merely always tried to do the best I could and be myself. Now I hope to do the same in the growing Maelstrom Fighter brand. I want to thank you all for 3 wonderful years. This is something that had to be done. Something that is more important then any one person. Thanks again, and I will see you all in Maelstrom.
The shocking news made the crowd go silent and Akinan helped Trevor to the back. On his way to the press table he was stopped by his many friends and allies...
Dynamic Dougie: Trevor, what the hell are you doing man? Why didn't you tell me about this?
Trevor Mach: Heh...cause I knew you wouldn't let me go through with it.
Dynamic Dougie: You're damn right I wouldn't let you go through with this. What's going to happen to us our stable now? What's going to happen to us?
Trevor Mach: Dougie, you're in good hands.....your hands actually. You're in charge of Maelstrom right now. I know that you can step up and be the man to lead the Bushido Mission in EBW while I carry the word on the Maelstrom brand.
Dynamic Dougie: You're freaking me out man....you're acting too.....normal.
Trevor Mach: This is something that had to be done. Dougie, don't let me down buddy. Akinan, I think I can walk on my own now thank you. Also thank you for coming in with us big man. We couldn't have done this without you. You've gotta watch Dougie's back now and blaze a trail for yourself alright?
Akinan: .....You got it....
Trevor Mach: Hotlanta, you crazy bloody bastard. Thanks for coming along for the ride.
Hotlanta: Thanks for the opportunity. Like you said....it's been "fun".
Lady M's: Trevor....
Trevor Mach: M's...Tali...don't say anything. This is something that had to happen. I couldn't let your passion die because of some prick. At the same time I couldn't be the one to give you back your way of life....I just helped give YOU the opportunity.
Lady M's: But...
Trevor Mach: It's my way of saying thank you for putting up with me and my crazy antics. You've always deserved better then me....you ARE better then me. I just hope you know that I've always respected and admired you, and I hope you'll keep putting up with me even as I venture down this new path.
Lady M's: Trevor....
Ness: Trevor, you never stop amazing me. You're a lunatic you know that?
Trevor Mach: Oh totally! Come on Ness, you know you want this. You wanted to avoid a showdown with me just as much as I wanted to avoid a showdown with you. You symbolize the traditional wrestling while I am for branching out and evolving the sport. Eventually something would have to give.
Ness: ....
Trevor Mach: Ness, you have a title match in just a few minutes. This fight with Perfect Anarchy, it belongs to you and Little Mac now. They want to destory both our ways of life....go out there and do something about it will ya?!
Ness: ....Damn right I will!
Trevor Mach: Good! Better then good...spifftastic! Alright enough with the long sobby goodbyes. I'm out of here people! Gonna go to the hosptial...maybe get my insides put back in and whatnot. Maybe get a catscan to see if I'm any more brain damaged. Peace out yall!
Just like that Trevor Mach was gone from the EBW main brand. His actions paved the way for M's to earn the women's division back, and now he will push on with his new mission on the Maelstrom brand. Goodbye for now Trevor Mach...
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It was now main event time. The moment we all waited for. The buildup has been intense, and this feud is ready to explode. Tonight, one man would claim victory, and make a huge statement in the world of Professional Wrestling and the continuing war between the stables in EBW. The time is now W00t vs. Ness vs. Little Mac in a 3-way battle for the Global World Championship. Ness and Mac came out alone, but w00t was accompanied by Rude, Grudge, and Anguish. Their presence would be felt for the entire match. As Ness, Mac, and w00t stared each other down, the fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed could easily be called a classic and one of the best 3-way bouts in EBW history. They rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. They all three traded blows in the center of the ring, with Ness and Mac not playing favorites and hitting eachother just as hard. Mac managed to draw first blood on both them after two very hard KO punches sent them flying back. The blood made its way to Ness's eyes which blinded him enough for the also bloody w00t to hit an early WKO. Before w00t could go for a pin Mac lifted him up for a suplex and then dropped a knee to w00t's face. This dazed w00t long enough for Ness to recover and hit a big kneedrop himself before going for a pin. Little Mac scrambled to break the pin. Ness stood up and got into his face. They traded shouts for a moment before trading hard slaps and backhands. w00t took advantage and dropkicked Ness into Little Mac. As Ness and Mac hit the ropes w00t closed in with a superkick to the back of Ness's head. As he dropped to his knees Mac leapt over him and hit w00t hard with a headbutt. At this point the Global World Champion exploded with anger as he recovered and threw every punch and kick he could at the legend Little Mac. He also busted out the dirty tactics, with eye gouges and low blows. He made a pin attempt with his hands on the ropes and almost pulled off the cheap win, but Ness recovered and broke the pin. Ness took a beating at this point, allowing W00t to hit his WKO. He attempted to get the pin on Ness, but Mac returned the favor and broke the pin. From there it would be more back and forth fighting, as Ness and Little Mac both sought to topple the champion. The crowd continued to grow louder and cheer Ness and Mac back and forth. As they passed the 20 minute mark, neither Ness, Mac, or w00t showed signs of giving up. After an exchange of finishers all three opponents appeared to be out of energy and ready to drop. Ness and Mac finally decided to work together long enough to hit a double suplex on w00t, giving them enough time to exchange blows on each other. In the exchange Mac managed to finally hit his KO Punch and knock out the Metal Hero, but before he could pin Ness woot snuck up behind Little Mac and hit his WKO. With his arm grabbing the rope he once again used the same dirty tactic to pin Little Mac and retain the Global World championship. The crowd booed as w00t gloated over the win. He held his title up and proclaimed himself the "king of all sports". Mac and Ness staggered to their feet just in time for the Perfect Anarchy stable to knock them back down. w00t stood over his fallen opponents as the pay per view came to a close...
EBW: Bushido 2
Fourside Expo Center
PPV
1. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle Feel the Dorado Lovekick Rush P+P invaders!
Rey Dorado<P+P>/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Hoodlum/Brute/Misfit (10:51) when Sal submitted Misfit with the Paradise Lock.
2. Tag Team Battle Metal Rush vs. SURGE
Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Swift/Tack Angel (13:22) ended in a Double Countout.
3. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Decision Contest Taipei Deathmatch Battle
Hotlanta beat KYO (15:56) with a Double Underhook Facebuster to become the 1st EBW Hardcore Hero Champion!
4. Bushido Rules Caged Battle Maelstrom vs. PIXEL FC
Bob Shamrock<PIXEL FC> beat Dynamic Dougie (R2 3:10) via Submission.
5. Bushido Rules Caged Battle Maelstrom vs. PIXEL FC
Akinan beat Kazu Fuji<PIXEL FC> (R1 4:55) via TKO.
6. Bushido Rules Caged Battle SURGE vs. PIXEL FC
Jon Frye<PIXEL FC> beat Captain Strong (R1 2:24) via Submission.
7. Bushido Rules Caged Battle SURGE vs. PIXEL FC
Amigo beat Jeff Barnett<PIXEL FC> (R2 3:50) via Pinfall.
8. Bushido Rules Caged Intergender Battle Future Fate!
Lady M's beat Reno (R3 3:46) via KO.
9. EBW Royal Crown Championship Caged Bushido Rules Battle
Rude beat Trevor Mach(c) (R3 5:00) via Split Decision to become the 3rd EBW Royal Crown Champion.
10. Global World Championship 3-Way Battle
w00t(c) beat Ness and Little Mac (22:24) with a WKO on Little Mac.
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Post Bushido 2 X-cite Card Revealed! Possible news on next PPV!
Hot off the big Bushido 2 show, X-cite is stacked top to bottom with great matches that show the fallout from the show. Perfect Anarchy won big matches, EBW stood up to PIXEL FC, and a hero has left EBW to establish his vision. On X-cite, CP Munk is beginning his climb back up, and Fuel is his first target. That message was sent at the PPV when Munk once again acted as a thorn in the side of the burning rookie. They will once again battle in a singles bout to open the show. New EBW C-X-J Champion Moz will team with his Lovekick buddies Sal and Jamie as they take on P+P's Hoodlum, and the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. Hoodlum is currently performing double duty as the man in charge of two stables as Shadow has disappeared from the wrestling scene after losing his title and being unmasked. When the former champion return? The rest of the show has been deemed "w00t Appreciation Night" by the Perfect Anarchy stable. After defending the title under dirty circumstances, w00t has declared that X-cite will be a night of rest and celebration for his team. That is why the next three matches feature all the other stables engaging in warfare for the "amusement" of Perfect Anarchy. First, Akinan will team with the first ever EBW Harcore Hero Champion Hotlanta as they take on Metal Rush's Larmore and Generator in no rules tag team action. This match will have repercussions in detirmining new contenders to the EBW Tag Team Titles held by Strong Destiny. Master Lu personally booked the next bout, as Tack Angel takes on SURGE leader Captain Strong in singles action. Ness, Swift, and Little Mac will then take on Amigo, Kinniku Mike, and Maurice of the SURGE stable in 6-man tag team action. After the hard loss Ness and Mac suffered at Bushido 2, will they be able to recover enough to defeat the new generation? The huge main event is a result of Lady M's monumental victory at Bushido 2. Her victory over Reno re-established the women's division in EBW. Now the women return to X-cite in the main event for a long overdue 3-way title match. Tracy will be putting her Women's Championship on the line against the warrior Lady M's and te eccentric Erica. There is alot of bad blood boiling in this history making match. Who will walk out of X-cite as the women's champion? Rumor is that both Master Lu and Reno have big announcements to make on X-cite. Lu's announcement is supposed to help shape the return of the women's divison, while Reno's is apparently "bad news" for the stables at war with Perfect Anarchy. With the tide turning back to their favor, what will the dominant faction have to say on "w00t Appreciation Night"? Tune in and find out.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Singles Grudge Match New Convictions
Fuel vs. CP Munk
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle Lovekick vs. Chaos Alliance
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Hoodlum<P+P>/Grudge/Anguish
3. No Rules Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Metal Rush
Akinan/Hotlanta vs. Larmore/Generator
4. Special Singles Battle Metal Rush vs. SURGE
Tack Angel vs. Captain Strong
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. SURGE
Ness/Swift/Little Mac vs. Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice
6. 3-Way EBW Women's Championship Battle New Genesis
Tracy(c) vs. Erica vs. Lady M's
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Master Lu: Hello, as you all know I am EBW Enforcer Master Lu. We had quite the eventful Bushido 2 PPV. I'm proud to say that we held up our end against PIXEL FC in the Bushido Rules series. We also saw Lady M's resurrect the Women's Division in EBW with a win over Reno. Unfortunately, Perfect Anarchy regained serious momentum while we lost a great champion in the process. I look at tonight as the start of a new chapter in this war. I look to the youth movement to help us in the fight with Perfect Anarchy. I look to SURGE's Amigo, who is the #1 contender for Rude's Royal Crown Championship. I look to Akinan, who will do big things when he finally decides what move he's going to make. I look to Tack Angel, the man standing next to me. He has always been a follower in EBW or a member of tag team. He's got the look, the skill, and the drive to be something huge in wrestling. He'and Swift were amazing as a team, but it's time to endorse one wrestler to be the future in EBW, and I endorse Tack Angel. Now later I....
Dynamic Dougie: Lu, excuse me....Master Lu?
Master Lu: Why if it isn't the new leader of the Maelstrom stable Dynamic Dougie. How can I help you?
Dynamic Dougie: I want to know why you could let Trevor leave EBW like and I want to know how I can get him back in?
Master Lu: First of all Dougie, it was my call to send Trevor on his way. I needed to see that he was committed to his cause. I want to see what he has planned for the Maelstrom off shoot. I had to make room to bring back the women of EBW. As for how to get him back? I don't think Trevor would want you doing something like that.
Dynamic Dougie: Just tell me what I have to do.
Master Lu: What you have to do? Ya know, you don't exactly have alot of pull around here Dougie. Years ago you came in with such promise. Since you've come back you've done very little to make an impression around here. The only thing you have done is latch on to the momentum of your cousin Trevor. You want to have some pull around here? You want me to consider making a deal with you? In MY EBW you have to work for what you want. I tell you want you want to get my attention.....don't lose.....win every match you are in....if you lose you better make sure you're not the one to take the fall. I want you to win here and in the new hybrid brand. I'm serious Dougie....the only way Trevor Mach can return to EBW........is victory.
Dynamic Dougie: ....You want me to show you something huh? You want to see what I can do? I accept your challenge.
Master Lu: Good! Now, as I was saying earlier, tonight I am going to be bringing EBW a surprise. With the return of the Women's Division I will need a mind that understands the women wrestlers. That is why I am bringing Tess back into EBW as the Women's Enforcer. Remember, tonight you will see the return of the women with a big 3-way championship battle. Enjoy EBW fans!
Huge ramification are being felt from Bushido 2 as we head into this history making X-cite. The women return to wrestling action on the main brand in a big title main event. The fans would also see a supposed "victory celebration" for w00t and Perfect Anarchy, as this night was deemed w00t Appreciation Night. w00t would also escalate the ongoing war in EBW with a huge announcement that would shake the very foundation of EBW.
The action kicked off with a C-X-J Grudge Match between former allies Fuel and CP Munk. The fast paced sprint, saw Fuel's highflying meet CP Munk's return to his strong style roots. Munk fought a very tough bout and caught "burning rookie" off guard several times. Whenever Fuel gained control Munk would pull something off that would almost get him DQ'd by the ref. A solid headbutt from Munk busted open Fuel, as blood poured out of his nose onto the mat. In the end a quick eye gouge allowed the heelish Munk to set up Fuel for his old Anaconda Cross Driver finisher and get the pin. A big win Munk. althought a tainted one, but he didn't seem to mind.
In the back we could see a crew of workers heading to the ring with a big red carpet and balloons as w00t and the Perfect Anarchy stable made their way out towards the ring.
Back to the action as new EBW C-X-J Champion Moz lead the Lovekick Connection into battle with P+P's Hoodlum and the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. Hoodlum was taking over Shadow's duties in their Chaos Alliance until he returns from his self imposed exile. This 6-man C-x-J Tag Match had all the excitement you would come to expect from these teams. Moz and Hoodlum were the central focus of the match, as Hoodlum is seemingly making his intentions known that he wants a title shot. Grudge and Anguish were once again up to their dirty tricks. Late in the match Jamie OD had Grudge down and looked to finish him off with the Penalty Kick, but Grudge hit a low blow as Jamie came in, and was then able to lock him up in the Ju-on and force a submission victory. After the match Hoodlum and the P+P tag champs stomped away at Lovekick, but suddenly P+P's Rey Dorado and Bullet made the save and turned the tide for Lovekick. Outside of the ring Hoodlum signaled to Moz that he wanted his new title belt. Moz provoked him to come back into the ring and eventually Master Lu sent out security to restore order.
As the security team escorted all the C-X-J wrestlers to the back, the crew of workers made their way out to the stage. They rolled the red carpet out onto the ramp, tied the balloons to the ring posts, and placed the logo of Perfect Anarchy over the X-cite logo on the ring. As background color of the EBW Tron changed to red Global World Champion w00t made his way to the ring followed by his elite crew Perfect Anarchy. A slightly reserved Reno had to be convinced into coming out by new Royal Crown Champion Rude. The goggles covering his face to hide the beating he took at Bushido 2. It was now time to kick off w00t Appreciation Night.
w00t: Well....well....well. This is just a HUGE surprise. I for one am shocked that all of you EBW fans would come together to celebrate.....ME! Afterall, what I have I done lately other then defend the Global World Championship against the best that EBW had to throw at me? I have brought EBW down to its knees with my talent and my superior mind. They wish they had given me the respect I deserved before bring this all together. Now we are here to celebrate me and all my greatness, but I couldn't have done what I have done in this sport without my boys...my posse....my army....Perfect Anarchy. Shadow and I recently cleaned house, and most of the original members proved to be too weak, but one man who has been by my side the entire time is my brother from another mother Rude! This guy did what everyone who has ever competed in EBW wanted to do....he took Trevor Mach and he kicked him out on his ass. He's gone! He's out of EBW! His "Bushido Mission" has failed. Look, Rude took back the title belt that he wanted to be the symbol for his new movement and restored it to its former glory. No more of that hyrbid nonsense in EBW. That doesn't mean Rude is done yet though. Trevor Mach has gone running to his Maelstrom off shoot brand and Rude is going to follow him there and finish him once and for all. He's going to win the Maelstrom Grand Prix and toss that new title belt into the garbage. He's going to spit on that new vision, he's going to set fire to everything Trevor Mach has ever wanted to achieve with this new movement. Perfect Anarchy is going to infect Maelstrom like a plague, and it's going to be terminal.
Rude: Damn right dawg! That punk ass bitch has gone running, but he can't hide. I want to address that other punk Amigo now. That green rookie wants to throw down with the "Top Dollah Brawlah"? He thinks HE is the #1 contender for my title? What has he done to earn a shot at my bling? NOTHING! That's exactly what he's done and that's exactly what he's going to be when I'm done with him!
w00t: Ha! Those young punks want to jump ahead in line and take the top spots huh? Problem is that those spots belong to Perfect Anarchy. Those spots belong to me! So who else can I thank for all my success other then myself and Rude. Oh yes, my confidant Reno. Reno, you're looking a bit down, but we both know that when someone gets the better of Reno he retaliates ten-fold. Why don't you tell those ladies what you have in store for them.
Reno: Heh...those ladies are soooo lucky that I am too much of a man to seriously harm a woman. Now they think they have made some big victory by coming back? This is only the beginning. You were off my radar before, now....whether you have an "enforcer" or not backing you up I intend on making the women's division a living hell for all of you. A LIVING HELL!
W00t: Ha! That's what I want to hear brother. Now we also have the talented and brutal Grudge and Anguish, who have proven to be a better C-X-J tag team then the original Sons of Anarchy ever could have been. They have taken Perfect Anarchy interpromotional and started the infection into Power Play Wrestling. Shadow will be back soon and he's got retribution on the mind. I wouldn't want to be Lovekick Connection or Young Gunz right now I'll tell ya that much. Then we have the brothers....KYO and Danny Leung. KYO is a former EBW Heavyweight Champion, EBW Tag Team Champion, and EBW 2nd Belt Champion. Danny Leung was also a 2nd Belt Champion as well as the first male winner of The Ultimate EBW! When our sources revealed they were brothers I just knew that we had to get them on our side. They will become the most dominant tag team in wrestling. Oh and Hotlanta, I wouldn't get to comfortable just yet. You'll be seeing KYO again much sooner then later. I've got the best backup that a guy could ever ask for, but I'm thinking it might be time....to expand. Ness....Little Mac, I hope you're listening right now cause I'd like to take this time to make a special annnouncement that will shake the foundation of EBW.
At that moment the X-cite theme began to play as Ness, Little Mac, and Amigo lead the entire roster out onto the stage to confront Perfect Anarchy.
Ness: Yeah w00t, we're listening. We've been listening so long we decided that we had heard enough and figured it was time to crash your party!
w00t: Oh look at that! The gang's all here! Since this is a special night of celebration I will be tolerant of this insult and hear what you have to say. So lay it on me! What could you two losers possibly want?
Little Mac: What do we want? What do you think we want?! We want another shot at the Global World Championship! We want a FAIR shot at the Global World Championship!
w00t: Ha! You hear that Reno, they want a FAIR shot at my title.
Reno: You two lost your chance at the title fair and square. What makes you think that either of you deserve a shot.
Ness: Well I tell you what....someone amongst us better be getting a title shot or you'll have to deal with all of us....RIGHT NOW!
Reno: Is that so....I highly doubt it for a couple of reasons, but ok I will play your game. I think w00t is with me on this one. The next PPV will be the second annual Battle Hive. The show where the main event is a three caged ring war game. We'll throw you a bone and give you a title shot on that show. It will be Rude defending his Royal Crown Championship against the ungreatful rookie Amigo. Unless he puts Rude to sleep with one of his boring promos I doubt he will be much of a threat.
Little Mac: That's all fine and good Reno, but I made a promise to myself that I would not stop until I was champion again. Now I'm making a new promise that I will make your lives a living hell until I get a chance to earn that belt one more time. ONE MORE TIME!
w00t: You really think you can take me on Mac? You should have retired a decade ago. Ya know what....Reno....I think we can have some fun with this. Alright Mac....Ness....I have a proposition to make. At Battle Hive it will be a 4-on-4 wargame in the three cages. It will be my team against your team. If your team wins then ONE of you will get a shot at my Global World Championship. If my team wins you two never get a title shot as long as I am champion. If you agree to this then you also have to agree that it will be your LAST CHANCE at the title. Do we have a deal?
Little Mac: .....I accept....
Ness: ....Me too.
w00t: Great! Of course I would be careful who you decide to add to your team. Before you came out I was going to make an announcement that you shoud really pay attention to now that we've made this deal. Within the EBW roster....within....all these stables I see before me.....are sleeper agents. That's right...we have gotten to certain members of your stables and they are just waiting for me to snap my fingers and they will stab you in the back and jump to Perfect Anarchy in an instant. Believe me when I say it could be ANYBODY! It might even be one of you two. It could be....an entire stable perhaps? Ness...Mac...Amigo....the three of you might be surrounded by a Perfect Anarchy army. Now I know the suspense will start to kill you so I won't keep you waiting long. the first of defections will take place tonight....keep in mind I said the first defections. This will continue until Battle Hive. Guys, you're going to lose some big names. You wanted to ruin my celebration....you wanted to screw with Perfect Anarchy....what the hell were you thinking?
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The fans and the locker room were buzzing over what just happened. w00t announced that several members of the stables in EBW would be defecting to Perfect Anarchy. This will all lead up to a big war in the Battle Hive. As the wrestlers in the back kicked into paranoid mode t he third match was set to begin. Maelstrom would take on Metal Rush in a no rules tag team battle. Big man Akinan and the new EBW Hardcore Hero champion Hotlanta took on the team of Generator and Larmore in a No Rules tag battle. The lack of rules let these brawlers really do their thing, and the match began with the two teams battling it out on the stage while the ring crew was still cleaning up from w00t's celebration. Generator and Larmore quickly chopped away at Akinan and rolled the big man up in the red carpet and pushed him down the ramp. This took him out of the match for a short time leaving the hardcore hero champion to fend for himself. Chairs played a big role in the hardcore tag battle, as Hotlanta used one to keep the Metal Rush team off of him until Akinan could free himself from the carpet and then floored both Generator and Larmore from behind with a double clothesline. He dragged them both into the ring as Hot took the chair to the top of the ring post and used it to hit a big elbow drop on Generator. Larmore used a second chair to blast Akinan, but the big man refused to go down. Larmore then hit him with a hard forearm and then suplexed the big man onto the chair. He grabbed the second chair to deliver a con-chair-to, but Hotlanta dropkicked him into the corner. Generator swooped in and dropped the champ with a bulldog. The brawling continued for several minutes before Generator managed to clear the ring of Hotlanta and then dropkicked Akinan in the knee which forced him down. Generator ran the ropes and came up behind the downed Akinan and hit a face plant. He then attempted to score the win with a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop, but suddenly Larmore bashed him in midair with a chair. Akinan didn't see what happened when he came to and finished of Generator with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam to win the match. The fans were stunned as the drunked brawler smirked right at the camera before jumping back into the ring and wailing away at Generator with the chair. EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude came out to assist Larmore and kept Hotlanta and Akinan at bay with his title belt. Larmore and Rude traded a fist bump, revealed to the fans that the defections were already beginning with Dave Larmore joining Perfect Anarchy.
We then went back to the Perfect Anarchy VIP Room...
w00t: Ha! Did you see that? They weren't expecting a defection right off the bat.
Reno: Yeah, Larmore has been seriously underutilized by those posers.
w00t: It's going to be good bringing in someone we can actually have a conversation with.....we kinda....surrounded ourselves with some...."characters" lately.
Reno: I know....
Danny Leung: .....
w00t: Oh don't get me wrong you guys get the job done! That's why you're going to get rewarded for it. Strong Destiny have those title belts and rarely even appear in EBW. Do they think that New Edo commitments are more important then Perfect Anarchy? Well you'll make them pay won't you? All you have to do is go through the tag team that won just now.
KYO: Hotlanta....
Reno: That's right! We set this up for you! You go through Hotlanta and Akinan and Strong Destiny is yours at Battle Hive.
KYO: Hehehehe.....
w00t: Right....so anyways, let's get back to watching X-cite! They will never believe who is jumping ship next. HA!
The roster of EBW was really on edge as Perfect Anarchy already struck with the defection of Dave Larmore. The next match featured Master Lu's chosen wrestler Tack Angel taking on the SURGE mentor Captain Strong. Strong has been doing better behind the scenes lately, acting more as the manager of SURGE and taking some hard losses when in the ring, but he is still considered the wall you have to pass to get the top. A fitting opponent for Tack as they were both strikers who exchanged hard shots from the get go. Tack impressed and showed a new sense of confidence as Master Lu watched from ring side. Strong's hybrid injuries proved to be worse then Tack's and the Pushpin Seraphim managed to show off his new Back-Flip Exploder finisher to cap off the pin and the win. After the match both men stared each other down, waiting to see if either was a defector, but in the end they shook hands and went their seperate ways.
It was now time for the big fifth match featuring Ness and Little Mac teaming up again along with the Metal Rush brawler Swift as they took on the SURGE Stable in a 6-man tag battle. Amigo backed up Ness and Mac earlier so they shook hands before the match to show respect, but when the bell rang it was right down to business. Swift and Mike picked up what has become a bitter backstage rivalry that's exploded into the ring. Swift and Mike are both hard brawlers, and Swift is out to prove that he is still the biggest badass in EBW. The clash between those two aside it was a technical, athletic battle. Late in the match Swift started to become uncontrollable. Ness and Mac were unable to reign him in as he went for Mike's throat. As this chaos was going on in the ring Rude once again made his presense felt to pick a fight with Royal Crown #1 Contender Amigo. As Swift dropped an injured Mike with a Muscle Buster, PA's newest member Larmore made his way down to the ring as well. Ness, Little Mac, and Swift looked around the ring fearing that someone was about to defect and make a move against them. Suddenly, Larmore tossed a chair up to Swift and he proceeded to bash Ness and Little Mac over the head, forcing them out of the ring. Maurice also pulled back before Swift could hit him. He took a couple shots at Mike as w00t and Reno joined Larmore in welcoming yet another big defector from Metal Rush. This is possibly the biggest jump that could've happened, as the former EBW Heavyweight Champion turns against EBW and bolsters the ever growing Perfect Anarchy. The match was declared a no contest as Perfect Anarchy stood triumphant. Why did Larmore and Swift jump from Metal Rush to Perfect Anarchy? Who could Ness and Little Mac trust heading into Battle Hive?
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It was now time for the return of EBW Women's Division and the first time, the EBW Women competed in an EBW ring since Reno got their show cancelled. This was in large part, thanks to Lady M's kicking Reno's ass in their Bushido Rules Cage Match at BUSHIDO 2. And what a way to return too, in the main event of EBW X-CITE! Alot was on the line, but nothing more important the EBW Women's Championship.
All three ladies made their way to ring, to cheers from the crowd, including the hated Erica and EBW Women's Champion, Tracy. Lady M's got a standing ovation as the crowd also wanted the women to return to action as well, so the praised the so-called "Savior of the Division" loudly. The main event was set to begin when EVW Women's new enforcer, Tess, came out onto the stage. She was sporting a new, much younger look too. She then addressed the crowd and the three women in the ring.....
TESS: Hello, it's I, your EBW Women's Enforcer! And as the Women's Enforcer, I want this X-cite Main Event to be as special as possible. So that is why I am adding to it and making it a Fatal Four-Way Battle! And here is the fourth competitor, returning to competition after her marriage to my son, Ness......PAULA!
Paula then walked out, with a big smile on her face, and the X-Cite Main Event began......
The match starts out with Erica vs Lady M's, but quickly generated into a 4 person melee. At one point in the match, Erica and Tracy where outside the ring, so M's decided to nail both of them with nice high speed sucide dive through the ropes. Paula then decided to one up her and nailed all three with an insane crossbody like plancha off the top rope, hitting all three ladies on the outside at the same time! Eventually M's and Erica came back into ring first, and started brawling again. Erica went for the GTF early, but M's escaped and nailed her with a nice DDT counter in mid-air instead. M's stalked Erica, waiting for her to situp in the ring. When she did, M's ran the ropes and nailed her with the Smash Mouth (Masato Tanaka's Sliding D)! It's was over and M's made the cover. The referee, Nerdler, then made the count 1....2....THR-NOOOO! Paula breaks the pinfall up at 2.99!! M's got into an agrument with Paula, leading to the friends, exchanging fisticuffs in the ring in the heat of the moment. M's got the better and knocked Paula out of the ring with a brutally stiff Roaring Smash (Rolling Elbow). As Paula laid outside the ring, Tracy came into the ring from behind and nailed M's. Tracy then went for her new finisher, the Face Breaking Finish (The Stroke). M's countered with some deadly back elbows to Tracy's head and then swung Tracy by the arm, sending her crashing, head first into Erica for little meeting of the proverbial minds. Erica got the brunt of it, and was out cold, rolling to outside of the ring. M's then lifted up Tracy and nailed with the GTS or Go To Sleep! But as M's went for the covered, the battered and bruised Reno appeared and distracted her on the ramp. The angry M's then left the ring, completely focused on him. As this went on, the sneaky Erica entered and covered the still unconscious Tracy, hooking her leg deeply, just to make sure. M's tried to make the save, but was too late, and the ref counted 1....2....3!
ERICA HAS DONE IT! ERICA ACHIEVES HER SO-CALLED DESTINY AND HAS BECOME THE NEW EBW WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!
The estactic Erica quickly exited the ring post haste and grabbed the belt from ringside. Erica then began to celebrate, kissing the title and crying tears of utter joy. M's on the other hand, was just full of RAGE! Rage at losing the match. Rage at Reno screwing her over. Just complete and uncontrollable rage! M's then decided to take her rage out on the first person she could grab and that happened to the poor referee, her former beating dummy, Nerdler. Poor Nerdler then felt M's wrath once again as she laid him out with the GTS! The show then ended with an angry M's still standing in the ring, as a stunned Paula looked on from ringside.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. C-X-J Singles Grudge Match New Convictions
CP Munk beat Fuel (6:55) with an Anaconda Cross Driver.
2. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle Lovekick vs. Chaos Alliance
Hoodlum<P+P>/Grudge/Anguish beat Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (11:30) when Grudge submitted Moz with the Ju-on.
3. No Rules Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Metal Rush
Akinan/Hotlanta beat Larmore/Generator (5:11) when Akinan hit the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Generator.
4. Special Singles Battle Metal Rush vs. SURGE
Tack Angel beat Captain Strong (8:19) with a Back-Flip Exploder.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. SURGE
Ness/Swift/Little Mac vs. Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice (13:48) went to a No Contest.
6. Fatal 4-Way EBW Women's Championship Battle New Genesis
Erica beat Tracy, Paula, and Lady M's (16:45) when she pinned Tracy to become the 3rd EBW Women's Champion!
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Mr. Poochyfud: Alright guys....to say I'm pissed is an understatement!
Jamie OD: Oi! I though you looked mad cause you got that big bulging vein that pops up. It's really quite nasty.
Mr. Poochyfud: Shut up Jamie! Now I know that Reno doesn't care about TUE, but I was expecting you two to do better! This show is supposed to take worthless nothings and turn them into wrestlers! You have failed to do that. YOU'VE FAILED FAILED FAILED!
Sal Paradise: Gee, don't sugar coat it boss tell us how you really feel.
Mr. Poochyfud: Grrr....you sons of.....ugh. Listen, I want you two to make something of these wannabes. I want you to create a big name star that will make me money which will in turn ENSURE THAT YOU TWO HAVE JOBS!!!! This week, I want you to have two matches, you're way behind and this way you can catch up. I don't care who you pick just get them ready! Damnit, I can't believe this.....pathetic!
Sal Paradise: ....well that went well.
Jamie OD: You think he's upset?
Sal Paradise: Alright team come together!
Jamie OD: Yeah guys bring it in!
Ultimo Tiger: You heard him punks bring it in!
Jamie OD: I have this covered Ultimo.
Sal Paradise: So anyways guys....I know we haven't been around for two weeks.....sorry about that....hope your training has been going well.
MASU: We ran out of food 2 days after you left.......WMP and Lobsterman ran out of medication.....I ran out of razors to cut myself with and I can't listen to my Hawthorne Heights CDs.....oh yeah...it's been fun.
Retro Hippie: EMO!
MASU: SOCIALIST ULTRA HIPPIE!
Sal Paradise: Alright alright, you're both right so let's pipe down. We've got two big matches coming up and both Jamie and I have agreed we need to step things up with you guys. So....after a quick party......we get to training.
Kimbo Slice: Yo, check this out. Kimbo Slice was caught off guard big time in his last fight, but ya know it's not over yet. They got two matches coming up and if someone gets hurt they may need to bring back the Sliceman. Yo, this isn't over yet for Kimbo Slice. Tag me in....I'm ready.
Mr. Poochyfud: Yeah.....no....this show doesn't work like that Kimbo. You lost and were elminated so....ya know.....get the *bleep* out.
Kimbo Slice: Aww come on man...please?
Mr. Poochyfud: SECURITY!
Kimbo Slice: Ok fine I'm going!
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Narrator: And so the show is finally getting back on track and Mr. Narrator is getting a steady paycheck again....all is right with the world. Sal and Jamie both decided to once again break out of the gym and give their wannabes some "special" training.
Jamie OD: Oi! I need you to swim faster! You're going to work on muscles you didn't even know you had!
Ultimo Tiger: That's right! You posers need to swim faster! Come on! Stroke! Stroke!
Jamie OD: Tiger, what the hell are you doing?
Ultimo Tiger: Helping you coach the losers of course. I'm already a perfect fighting machine so no need for me to get wet.
Jamie OD: .......get in the water right now.....
Ultimo Tiger: Ummm....I can't.....if you must know.....I can't swim.
Jamie OD: Well neither can Lobsterman which is quite ironic in itself. Look though, he's got the floaties on and making some progress.
Lobsterman: This takes me back to my days in Nam....except then I had a rubber ducky too. I miss my ducky.
Retro Hippie: Ummm.....WMP is just sort of floating in the water.....yeah.....I think he's dead.
Sal Paradise: Ha ha! You bitches better run faster! Come on work those legs!
MASU: I know I pretend I want to kill myself but...... I WANT TO LIVE! MOMMY!
Punch: ZOMG! TEH PUNCH GOIN SQUISH!
Sal Paradise: Come on Chicken Man. I at least expect the juiced up roid head to get through this!
Chicken Man: Damnit! I'm not on the roids! Do I look like "The Animal" to you? Am I a white rapper pretending to play wrestler so I can have a movie career?
Sal Paradise: LESS TALKY MORE RUNNY!
Chicken Man: AH!
Sal Paradise: Tell you what Chicken Man, you pass the piss test and I'll put you in a match!
Chicken Man: Finally!
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Narrator: The time had come for the next two wannabes to step up to the next stage while two others would go back to working at Awesome Burger. Luckily, Chicken Man finally proved that he was clean and got a match up against his old FTW tag partner Retro Hippie. The second match would feature the wannabe goth but really emo MASU taking on Lobsterman.
The first match was between Chicken Man and Retro Hippie. Now clear of all steroid charges, Chicken Man was actually impressive with his high flying and technical combination. He promptly handed the hippie puss his ass after a little over 5 minutes, finishing him off with a Spinning Chickenwing Neckbreaker. Chicken Man may actually be for real and looking to finally make a name for himself in wrestling.
The next match was an immediate downer after the surprisingly good match before that. Lobsterman was his usual drugged up self, but still slapped the once promising MASU around like a ragdoll, and won the match quickly with an old school top rope fist drop.
The Hippie started to complain about his crazy views as security dragged him away. MASU just started to cry and wouldn't leave the ring until Mr. Poochyfud gave him a consolation gift certificate to Hot Topic. We now just have one more match in round 1. A rematch no one is excited to see. Ultimo Tiger will be getting a shot a retribution againt lil Punchy on the next The Ultimate EBW.
1. TUE Round 1 Battle
Chicken Man beat Retro Hippie (5:12) with a Spinning Chickenwing Neckbreaker.
2. TUE Round 1 Battle
Lobsterman beat MASU (3:04) with a Top Rope Fist Drop.
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EBW 4 Year Celebration Begins! EBW gets a facelift!
As we head closer to 2010, EBW has already kick started its 4 Year Celebrations. Mr. Poochyfud held a press conference to show off the brand new EBW logo as well as big news about EBW's big two shows. As it turns out, X-cite and X-perience will be getting some minor upgrades in celebration of EBW's upcoming 4th year. For one the color schemes of the shows are making a change. X-cite will now be the show with a darker reddish hue while X-perience will be taking on the color orange. This comes after news that the bright yellow and red sets may have caused epileptic seizures among children. Two big screens behind Mr. Poochyfud showed off the brand new logos for each show. EBW X-tra will continue to carry the green hue for the tour show. A few minor changes to the set are also to be expected. Even EBW.com is getting into the spirit with a brand new EBW.com logo! Fans and EBW officials alike are all looking forward to a 4th year of EBW!
Master Lu training Tack Angel?
The only offical absent from the 4 year celebration press conference was Master Lu, who is rumored to be hard at work training with Tack Angel. The chosen wrestler of EBW's Enforcer is said to be hard at work perfecting moves like his devastating new Back-Flip Exploder. It's expected that Tack will be going though more of Lu's trials this week, when the new EBW: X-perience begins.
Metal Rush Disbanding?
Rumors are circulating that now that Swift and Larmore have defected to Perfect Anarchy, Ness and the rest of Metal Rush may disband to re-establish an EBW Sekigun along with the remaining unaffiliated wrestlers like Strong Destiny. This has yet to be confirmed, but chances are all will be revealed on the upcoming episode of EBW: X-perience!
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The hybrid off shoot Maelstrom brand returns to continue the 1st round matches of the two tournaments that will detirmine the first champions. Not only will there be continued PIXEL FC involvement, but the Perfect Anarchy "infection" will also begin as Grudge and Reno will cross over with the intent of claiming the two titles and wiping out Maelstrom before it gains in strength. Grudge will put his submission skills against Fuel in the opener. Dave Larmore will also be debuting in Maelstrom under the PA banner, but this match had already been booked prior to Perfect Anarchy's call to war. He will be taking on the PIXEL FC Lightweight Champion Mitsuhiro Gomi in the last of the C-X-J round 1 matches. In the World Grand Prix we will see Jeff Andonuts take on PIXEL's Bob Shamrock, Jeff Barnett taking on the shocking entrant Kimbo Slice, who was just eliminated from The Ultimate EBW, Reno will take on Captain Strong, and in the main event Amigo will once again step up to defend EBW from PIXEL when he takes on Jon Frye. It's another big night full of exciting first round fights. Be sure to check out the growing phenominon known as MAELSTROM!
Maelstrom: Freedom Cry
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Round 1: Fuel [FREE] vs. Grudge [Perfect Anarchy]
2. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Round 1: Dave Larmore [Perfect Anarchy] vs. Mitsuhiro Gomi [PIXEL FC]
3. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Jeff Andronuts [Young Gunz] vs. Bob Shamrock [PIXEL FC]
4. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC] vs. Kimbo Slice [FREE]
5. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Captain Strong [SURGE] vs. Reno [Perfect Anarchy]
6. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Amigo [SURGE] vs. John Frye [PIXEL FC]
Tack Angel: Things in EBW are REALLY getting screwy. I'm chosen by Master Lu to be "the man" to step it up in 2010, and as this is going down my tag team partner Swift defects to Perfect Anarchy? How did I not see that coming? Just when things are going good for the Pushpin Seraphim I'm thrown a curveball. Despite all this I'm going to set it up and try and achieve what Master Lu thinks I can achieve. I gotta tell ya it's quite stressful though. I figured I would relax by sitting down and watching a Kamen Rider marathon, but Lovekick had another plan in mind...
Tack Angel: Guys, I'm REALLY not sure about this.
Sal Paradise: Aww come on man! The best way for you to cheer up is to get out there and mingle with the ladies of EBW! Find yourself a lady, take em back to your place, and make em say "HENSHIN!".....but in the bedroom.
Tack Angel: That's....slightly degra.....
Sal Paradise: I'm talking about sex!
Tack Angel: Yeah I know! Don't you think that's degrading to the hard working women of EBW!
Sal Paradise: .....what.....what do you mean?
Jamie OD: Oi! What are you talking about Tack!? We LOVE the ladies of EBW.....and they just happen to LOVE us back! HA!
Tack Angel: Ok guys....I'll "TRY" to find one of the ladies and ask em out on a date if you insisit, but I seem to remember us trying all this silliness before....it did not go well.
Sal Paradise: Oh that? That was just a bet we had with Trevor to see if he could get you dressed up like Vanilla Ice. THIS is for realz yo.
Tack Angel: ....oh great...
Mr. Poochyfud: I'm sorry to interrupt....but do you HAVE to do this in my office?
Jamie OD: .....no?
Mr. Poochyfud: Good.....SO GET THE *bleep* OUT!
Sal Paradise: Look! There are a couple of the ladies right now! Tracy and Val both have the kind of drive and attitude you need Tack!
Tack Angel: Uh....are you sure about this?
Jamie OD: Go for it buddy!
Tracy: Uhhh.....we can hear you guys....we're just here waiting to talk to my mother.
Tack Angel: Oh...well...how about instead of sitting her waiting....we go play some Tack Tack Revolution?
Tracy: Ummm....Tack.....I'm still dating Poo....remember?
Tack Angel: Oh yeah.
Sal Paradise: Ouch rejection....soooo....wanna go hang out with Lovekick?
Tracy: Didn't you just hear me say I was with Poo?
Jamie OD: Who?
Sal Paradise: Moo?
Tracy: POO!
Sal Paradise: Hehe...hey I never realised that before....his name is Poo....HA!
Tracy: Grrrr....
Jamie OD: OK WE'RE GOING!
Tack Angel: Guys? Ok....so....Val....I know we've had some awkward moments in the past....but maybe you and I can...
Tack Angel: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *deep breath* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UGH!
Jamie OD: Oi! Now that's gotta hurt!
Sal Paradise: THAT....did not go well....say EBW Rangers...you wouldn't mind dating Tack would y.....
Yellow Ranger: No.
Purple Ranger: No.
Pink Ranger: Sure.....I mean no!
Sal Paradise: Why not? Tack's a pimp!
Pink Ranger: That MAY be true....but he's a Kamen Rider fan.....we're Super Sentai......it could never be.
Jamie OD: Ah.
Tack Angel: Man, if I had a nickle for everytime I was thrown out of a tall building.....well I'd only have a nickle....but still once is enough....more then enough really....I think I've got glass in my a......oh....hello Mrs. Tess.
Tess: Well hello you little stud you....oh and it's Ms. Tess.....Ness's father and I haven't been together for a while....it just wasn't going to work out....what with him being a phone and all.
Tack Angel: Yeah.....long distance can be a bitch....so anyways I gotta....
Tess: What's your hurry Tack? I know Master Lu has big plans for you....but I've had my eyes on you as well.
Tack Angel: Uh....what do you mean mam?
Tess: Oh come on....no need to play shy....you remember that night don't you?
Lady M's: Damnit Tack, you better keep dancing! You're going to work for their dollars!
Tess: Oh yes you are Tack....you're going to be my boytoy....oh yes you are.
Tack Angel: FIND A HAPPY PLACE! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!
Tack Angel: I....."vaguely" ...remember said incident.
Tess: Well why don't you come into my office and we'll talk more about your "bright" future.....
Tack Angel: Uh....I.... need to go...
Tess: TACK, GET IN THE OFFICE!
Tack Angel: Yes mam!
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Tack Angel: Uhhh....I don't really want to talk about what happened....Ness is going to kill me.
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*In the back, before the show*
Interviewer: Amigo, tonight, you face John Frye tonight in the first round of the Malestrom World Grand Prix. What are your thoughts?
Amigo: I'll be perfectly frank, Jon Frye is a world-class fighter. In many ways, he is quite similar to his fellow PIXEL FC fighter Kazu Fuji. He's an amatuer wrestler, he has good punches, he also has wrestled in New Edo, as well. But, he is starting to age a bit, and he's not as good as Fuji on the ground. I just got to avoid the punches, and I'm right as rain.
Interviewer: You sound quite confident.
Amigo: I'll tell you a secret. When I faced Trevor for the Royal Crown Championship, my mind wasn't at 110% like it should have been. There was some doubt in there, and that's what cost me. Well, no more. This time, it's not "Oh, golly gee wilikers, I hope I win!", it's "I know I can". I beat Tack Angel, sure he's goofy, but still a tremendous fighter, in the first show, missed the second one, and in the third I beat Fuji. On the fourth show, I'll beat Frye and move on. And again and again, till I see that belt. Thank you for your time.
Maelstrom returns for its fourth show as the hybrid tournament for the belts continues. "Freedom Cry" featured the second half of the round 1 tournament matches in both the C-X-J and World Grand Prix. Tonight, more wrestlers from EBW would collide with PIXEL FC MMA fighters in hybrid combat. Perfect Anarchy would begin their "infection" of Maelstrom, and once again Amigo would defend EBW against PIXEL in a big main event match up.
Once again the show kicked off with with all the of the fighters who will participate in the night's fights being introduced to the ring. The two title belts were once again revealed to show everyone what these fighters are doing battle for. Newcomers to the hybrid ring are Fuel, Jeff Andonuts, Kimbo Slice, Grudge, Reno, Mitsuhiro Gomi, and Jon Frye, so we would be seeing alot of debuts tonight.
In the opening battle C-X-J wrestlers Grudge and Fuel threw down in a C-X-J Round 1 tourney match. Both wrestlers are new to the hybrid game, but Grudge's submission skills made him a perfect fit in this environment. Grudge kept Fuel on the ground and submitted him in the first round with his Ju-on submission. Grudge moves on to the 2nd round of the tournament.
In the second match Dave Larmore took on PIXEL's Mitsuhiro Gomi in the last of the C-X-J Grand Prix first round matches. Gomi is the lightweight champion of PIXEL, and it was thought that he would dominate in this environment, but Larmore was able to absorb his best shots and kept coming. Gomi was totally caught off guard by Larmore's unorthadox brawling style. Late in round 2 Larmore dropped Gomi with a hard right and continued to punch away at him until the ref broke it up and gave the upset victory to Dave Larmore.
Match 3 saw Bob Shamrock dominate the Young Gun Jeff Andonuts. This was Jeff's first hybrid match, and word is that he was a last minute replacement so he gets props for stepping up, but Shamrock's experience was just too much and he submitted Jeff fairly early in the first round with an ankle lock.
Next, we saw another big beating when Jeff Barnett easily dispatched the hype machine Kimbo Slice. After some dancing around the ring all it took was a solid right from Barnett to Kimbo's jaw to bring the big man down. Jeff Barnett laughed off his opponent and demanded that next time Maelstrom gives him a "real fighter". An easy advancement for the PIXEL big man.
In another odd match up, SURGE leader Captain Strong locked up with Perfect Anarchy advisor Reno, who was returning to action as a part of Perfect Anarchy's infection of Maelstrom. Captain Strong has suffered some hard losses lately, but was quite capable and dominant in this battle. His slight experience edge helped Strong maintain control in round 1, but their was some controversy as it looked like he was taking it easy on Reno. The second round was even more controversial, as Strong continued to go easy on Reno. It almost looked like a fixed fight which made the fans boo the fight. In the end Strong won in the second round due to a TKO, but to make things worse Strong stopped hitting Reno before the ref even pulled him off. A highly peculiar match, but a victory for Captain Strong none the less.
Fans were scratching their heads after two very odd match ups, but the main event more then made up for the lack of competitive action. Once again Amigo looked very strong against a PIXEL opponent. Like Amigo said, Jon Frye is no young fighter, but he has experience and extremely hard hands. For all three round Amigo did his best to avoid a solid strike while trying to get Frye to the ground. He suffered a couple close calls in the second round, when Amigo took a couple hard shots and fell into the ropes, but he was able to recover quickly and regain composure. Both fighters were very evenly matched and managed to take it all 3 rounds. The fans applauded both fighters as the judges tallied the scores. In the end Amigo won a very close split decision to get the victory and move to the second round of the tournament. A strange and exciting night of fights from Maelstrom. Next time, the second round matches for both Grand Prix tournaments begin...
Maelstrom: Freedom Cry
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Round 1: Grudge [Perfect Anarchy] (R1, 2:41, Ju-On) Fuel [FREE]
2. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Round 1: Dave Larmore [Perfect Anarchy] (R2, 4:14, Punch Rush -> Referee Stoppage) Mitsuhiro Gomi [PIXEL FC]
3. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Bob Shamrock [PIXEL FC] (R1, 1:50, Ankle Lock) Jeff Andronuts [Young Gunz]
4. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC] (R1, 0:22, Hook -> K.O.) Kimbo Slice [FREE]
5. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Captain Strong [SURGE] (R2, 2:46, Mounted Punches -> Referee Stoppage) Reno [Perfect Anarchy]
6. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Round 1: Amigo [SURGE] (R3, 5:00 2-1 Split Decision) John Frye [PIXEL FC]
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EBW: X-perience Card Announced!
EBW is always growing and changing. That is made obvious on the upcoming X-perience when we debut a new logo, color scheme, and modifed set. We'll also be seeing a debut and a "re-debut". EBW's next generation will continue to step up on X-perience, as Ness and Little Mac look to find two members to join their team for the upcoming Battle Hive PPV. All of thise goes down as Perfect Anarchy continues its "aggressive expansion". The show will kick off with a Super C-X-J Battle Royale featuring Fuel, CP Munk, P+P's Hoodlum and Rey Dorado, Picky Minch, Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and a mystery entrant. The Battle Royale will also feature the debut of a wrestler known as Bolshoi. Little is know about Bolshoi at this time other then he is well versed in the lucha style. It's also rumored that he is a big fan of the EBW Women's Division. It is sure to be an exciting debut for the wrestler named Bolshoi. The second match will kick off the beginning of Master Lu's challenge to new Maelstrom leader Dynamic Dougie. If he wants to have any pull in EBW he needs to start winning and winning big. His first test will be the re-debuting Lucas, who had a short stint in EBW while it was still in Onett. After a few months with the company and no real momentum he left on an excursion to train and better prepare himself for the tough battleground known as EBW. Then we'll have a non title tag match featuring the EBW Tag Team Champions Strong Destiny going toe-to-toe with C-X-J tag team Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid. In the fourth battle, the various stables of EBW will come together as a coalition to take on Perfect Anarchy in 8-Man action. Tack Angel will lead Amigo, Akinan, and EBW Hardcore Hero Champion Hotlanta against EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude, Reno who is starting to get involved in the ring more and more, and the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge & Anguish. The women are set to do battle in a 6-Woman Tag Battle, but Women's Enforcer Tess has yet to announce the participants. In any case look forward to a highly competitive match. In the main event Kinniku Mike and Maurice of SURGE will attempt to get revenge on the two men who defected to Perfect Anarchy on X-cite, Swift and Dave Larmore. It will be a highly competitive main event, as Swift and Mike are engaged in a feud to see who the true brawler of EBW is while Maurice and Larmore are bot heavy handed strikers. We'll also hear more from Perfect Anarchy, Ness & Little Mac, and of course there is the potential that w00t might have a few more defectors ready to join his growing army. All of this and more on a brand new X-perience!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Super C-X-J Battle Royale
Fuel vs. CP Munk vs. Hoodlum<P+P> vs. Rey Dorado<P+P> vs. Picky Minch vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD vs. ? vs. Bolshoi (Debut)
2. Special Singles Battle The Road Begins
Dynamic Dougie vs. Lucas (Re-Debut)
3. Non-Title Tag Team Battle
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid
4. 8-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfect Anarchy
Tack Angel/Amigo/Akinan/Hotlanta vs. Rude/Reno/Grudge/Anguish
5. 6-Woman Tag Team Battle
TBD
6. Tag Team Battle SURGE vs. Perfect Anarchy
Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Swift/Larmore
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Macho Note: All Women's segments and matches are done by sexy strong style herself Lady M's.
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Earlier Today...
w00t: Well hello Swift! Hello Larmore! How does it feel traveling to the arena in style? You're apart of the elite Perfect Anarchy now, get used to the good life.
Reno: We had Grudge and Anguish fix up the sign to give you a proper welcome.
Rude: Yeah dawgs! Perfect Anarchy is running this hizzy!
Swift: Heh...About time I got the respect I deserve. I'm the brawler in EBW.
w00t: Damn right you are buddy! EBW is shaking in fear now that w00t and Swift are on the same side again!
Larmore: Yeah and this time you're not in a stupid ass Tanooki Suit, now where the *bleep* is the beer that you promised me.
W00t: Ha! That's right.....Tanooki Suit....let's not mention that anymore.
Swift: w00t, I appreciate the respect and the extra cash, but let's get one thing straight, I came to Perfect Anarchy to take that bastard Mike out of EBW, and then I want a Global World Title shot.
w00t: Oh of course Swift, you're going to get everything that you want now that you are with the V.I.Ps.
Reno: Come on in guys, let's relax in the V.I.P box until it's time for you to kick some SURGE ass!
Swift: I like the sound of that!
Reno: Oh hey camera guy....yeah you...I want to make sure you get this....the defections...are far from over. Not only do we have more sleepers waiting to jump, but I am also beginning an open membership drive. Any wrestlers wanna jump and earn the big bucks will join us tonight....oh it's gonna be a good night.
Captain Strong: Hey, you boys ready tonight? You've all got to step up and fight off these Perfect Anarchy thugs.
Kinniku Mike: Yeah boss...we're ready...the question is are you ready?
Captain Strong: What do you mean?
Maurice: .....I don't speak often sir, but I think I speak for all of us when I say we don't really trust you right now.
Captain Strong: What?!
Kinniku Mike: We all saw what happened on Maelstrom. You carried Reno through that match and went waaay too easy on him. It makes us wonder if you are one of the defectors.
Captain Strong: Defectors?! You think I would do that? I was the one who brought this stable together. I am damn proud of you boys. Why would I do something like that? Amigo, are you with them on this?
Amigo: I....I don't know what to think. Right now EBW is not a place where trust is easily earned. I think it would be best if you stayed in the back tonight during our matches...just to make sure sir.
Captain Strong: I don't believe this....ya know what....fine....you three can go it alone tonight.
Kinniku Mike: I wonder if that was the best decision.
Maurice: You want to be stabbed in the back during the main event? I didn't think so.
Nerma: Nerma here with Master Lu, Ness, Little Mac, and Tack Angel. Now guys I...
Master Lu: Nerma, forgive but I must interrupt. Mac, this is a dangerous time in EBW. Perfect Anarchy is making an aggressive expansion and we need a team we can trust for Battle Hive. Do you think you can make the team?
Little Mac: It is a dangerous time, but I think this will show us who we can really trust and form a solid coalition against the biggest threat to EBW.
Ness: I'm with Mac on this one. I have offically disbanded Metal Rush after the events of X-cite. We're all members of the EBW Home Army now. We're going to come together to form a stronger front then before. Now one guy we are recruiting to our team is a guy we can trust. He is your chosen wrestler Tack Angel. Isn't that right Tack?
Tack Angel: HUH?! OH SURE NESS.....sure....hehe....you can trust me buddy. The last thing I want to do is be on your bad side right now....
Tess: Hello boys....how are you today Tack?
Tack Angel: Oh I'm fine mam......totally fine.
Tess: Please...call me Ness's Mom.
Ness: What was that?
Tack Angel: Ah!
Tess: Oh nothing Ness, just talking to Tack.
Master Lu: Oh there you are Tess. I've been trying to get ahold of you for days. You have yet to book the women's match for X-perience. This is a big night for us. It's a new beginning in EBW, we need to have a solid show. I need you to do your job.
Tess: Relax...I book my matches when I'm ready Lu. Tonight, it will be a 6-Woman Tag Battle, Jan, Lucca, and 21st Century Fox will take on Alissa Flash, Kumatora, and Val. There....you have your match. I have important things to do...so I must be going....bye Tack...
Tack Angel: AH! Bye!
Little Mac: Your mother is sure acting strange Ness.
Ness: Tell me about it. Are you alright Tack? You're sweating alot.
Tack Angel: Uh....yeah....I gotta go get ready....for my match tonight....and throw up.
Master Lu: That boy's gotta work on the nerves if he's going to be a future champion.
It's the dawn of a new era in EBW, as a brand new X-perience began, featuring a modified set, new logo, and new orange color scheme. The stable wars in EBW have escalated, and Metal Rush has disbanded to strengthen the EBW Sekigun in its war against Perfect Anarchy. With just weeks away from Battle Hive the EBW rosted is left to wonder who they can trust as the team is put together for the big main event. The next generation is stepping up to defend EBW, and in the main event SURGE goes head to head with Swift and Larmore, the first two defectors to the dominating Perfect Anarchy faction.
The in ring action began with a crazy Super C-X-J Battle Royale featuring Fuel, CP Munk, Hoodlum<P+P>, Rey Dorado<P+P>, Picky Minch, Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, the debuting Bolshoi, and a mystery entrant who turned out to be Generator in a modified costume from his early days. As was said before this match was out of control. The rivals mostly stuck to attacking each other. This lead to some quick eliminations, Like Fuel and CP Munk trading blows near the ropes and Picky Minch drop kicked them out. Once they hit the ground they continued brawling. CP Munk was livid and blamed Fuel for his quick elimination. As they battled up the the ramp suddenly Rude came out of the entrance way and bashed Fuel over the head with his belt. Munk crouched over him and slapped his bloody face a few times before shaking Rude's hand, signifying that he was yet another wrestler defecting to Perfect Anarchy. As the action continued in the ring Perfect Anarchy's Grudge and Anguish appeared outside of the ring and began distracting wrestlers and trying to assist Hoodlum who was busy trading holds with Rey Dorado. The distractions caused Picky Minch to be thrown out by Sal and Jamie who took advantage of their rivals attempts. Suddenly out of the crowd came former Sons of Anarchy members Given and Taken, the tag team was now decked out in black and white costumes, the colors of Maelstrom. They promptly chased Grudge and Anguish into the crowd and brawled. Back in the ring the wrestlers were giving it all they had. The really impressive wrestler in the match was the debuting Bolshoi. His flashy and extravangant garb complimented his lucha style. He managed to take some big scalps in this match. First, he got on the top rope and launched at Rey and Hoodlum with a Crossbody attack that forced them both out of the ring. He quickly made a strange pose and tossed a rose out into the crowd. These bizarre actions caught Sal and Jamie off guard, but the equally flashy Generator was unphased and hit a quick Generatorana to eliminate Sal. As Generator got back to his knees Jamie ran at him to hit a PK Kick, but Generator caught his foot and forced him to back up and over the ropes. It was now down to Generator and Bolshoi, who put on a fast paced battle that brought the fans to their feet. The flashy fighters busted out the big high risk manuvuers, but later they switched things up and traded clothesline attempts in the center of the ring. Neither wrestler was going down, until Generator switched it up again and dropkicked Bolshoi out of the ring. Mr. High Voltage is back in the C-X-J Division!
We then went backstage as Generator and Bolshoi were both stopped by Nerma.
Nerma: Guys! Guys! Hold on a second. I have to get a comment from both of you after that incredible match. It was crazy and had alot of action on the outside, but you kept the fans attention in the ring with your impressive and flashy fighting.
Generator: Ladies and Gentlemen.....Mr. High Voltage is back in the saddle again! I know the C-X-J Division missed me and I missed the C-X-J Division! It's been an interesting year for me, but now I'm back where I belong an I've got my eyes on Moz's C-X-J Championship. I know he was given the night off, but I hope he was watching. I respect what he did to get that title, but I want my shot to shock the world again! Now, before I can do that I have a score to settle with an old friend of mine. Dave Larmore, you stabbed me in the back and proved what everyone was saying about you. You're nothing but a punk. I already see that you're involved the the C-X-J tournament in Maelstrom, so my challenge shouldn't be a problem to you. I want you to come to the C-X-J division. I want you to keep the weight off, and join this division so I can kick your ass at Battle Hive and show the world that Mr. High Voltage is back, he's flashy, and he's electrifying! Now tonight isn't just about me, it's also about a wrestler who just debuted tonight and proved immediately that he belongs here. Bolshoi, from one flashy wrestler to another I welcome you to EBW and the C-X-J Division.
Bolshoi: Why thank you Generator! It's an honor and a pleasure to be plying the beautiful art of wrestling on the grand stage. For years I have improved my lucharesu style so I could make a make a big impact in this wonderful fighting opera known as EBW. It's the 1st act and I have already made my story known. I look forward to a bright future here in EBW. Not only am I here for myself, but I am also here for my other passion in life, women's wrestling. I am a huge fan of the EBW Women, and I disagree with how they have been disrespected by Reno. I will make my presence known and then I will vanquish the cheavunist pig so the beautiful art of women's wrestling can be enjoyed by all!
Nerma: Well that does it back here.....oh hi Lucas.
Lucas: ....hi....
Nerma: Well the "quiet" rookie makes his return tonight as he takes on Maelstrom leader Dynamic Dougie. Tell us Lucas, do you feel ready for your "re-debut" and what are your plans in EBW.
Lucas: Well....I think I'm as ready as I can be. I hope to make the most out this run with the company, and I want to earn my way to the top. I think my biggest goal is to become the next "Ness" of EBW. He is the man to look up to and I hope to reach his level. Excuse me....I have to go...it's time for my match.
It was not time for the second battle of the night, as Lucas was making his return to EBW to face Dynamic Dougie. Now both of these wrestlers had plenty of reason to want a victory here. Dougie has to start winning in EBW if he wants to get any pull and possibly get Trevor Mach back in EBW, while Lucas would love to kick off his return with a big win. The match itself was a sound technical bout. Lucas showed off an improved game and exchanged many holds and strikes with Dougie. Dougie's experience and a new drive helped him overcome however, and he scored the win after a Dynamic DDT.
We then went backstage again as CP Munk entered the Perfect Anarchy V.I.P room with Rude.
w00t: Hey hey! There is the newest member of Perfect Anarchy! Welcome aboard Munk!
CP Munk: Ha! Thanks alot. I figured a fighter of my stature deserved more respect then I have been getting in recent months.
Reno: Indeed you do CP Munk! You'll get plenty of respect on out team!
w00t: This has been a good night so far, it'll be even better when you lead our troops to victory and then of course we have another fun defection to look forward to tonight.
Reno: Yeah....about the fight...do you really think it's a good idea that I keep stepping back into the ring?
w00t: Yeah I do Reno. I remember a Reno who used to kick ass right alongside Rude. He's an elite fighter now and we all know that you have the skill to reach that level too. It's time to shake off that old injury and get back in there with our troops buddy!
Reno: .....You're absolutely right! Perfect Anarchy is the best and we're made up of the best fighters....I can do this.
w00t: That's the spirit! Anyways, Swift and Larmore you ready for tonight?
Larmore: *bleep* Yeah!
Swift: It's gonna be a piece of cake. I'll show that bitch poser who the real brawler in EBW is.
Reno: Oh hey KYO...Danny....come watch the next match....Strong Destiny is up next!
In the third battle Strong Destiny clashed with Young Gunz in a heavyweight meets C-X-J tag match. Jeff and Apple held up surprisingly well against the well oiled Edo Machine known as Strong Destiny. Their quick lucha style they learned from P+P helped them with a speed advantage, but once they were caught it became an uphill battle for them to survive. In the end Eivion hit Jeff with a stiff kick to the head that sent him to the mat as Green Destiny hit an Emerald Frosion on Apple Kid followed by the pin and the win. The dominant Strong Destiny won the match and further proved why they are the tag champs.
Backstage, Nerma was standing by with EBW Women's newest star, the mysterious Alissa Flash.....
NERMA: Hey EBW Fans, Nerma here with Alissa Flash. Alissa Flash, I just got to ask what your opinions on EBW Women's being back and what you thought of the main event on X-Cite?
ALISSA FLASH: My thoughts?! I have several thoughts about all that. I think that's great that EBW Women's is finally back. Cause now I show everybody what I am all about. And I enjoyed the X-Cite main event alot, but I was also rather disapointed with it too.
NERMA: Disapointed?! Why?!
ALISSA FLASH: Why? Well for starters I was in it at all. Who was added to that match by Tess again?
NERMA: I believe it was Paula.
ALISSA FLASH: That's right Paula. I keep forgetting about her. It's easy to do when you are so underserving as she is. What has she done to get that title shot?! Oh, I remember now, slept with the right people. Sounds alot like some other famous wrestlers too. But anyways, I am just gonna say that Alissa Flash has arrived in EBW Women's and the whole roster is now on NOTICE!
Next up, Tack Angel lead a coalition of Amigo, Akinan, and EBW Hardcore Hero Hotlanta against the Perfect Anarchy team of Royal Crown Champion Rude, Reno, and the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. This fast paced battle was full of heated action. Amigo and Rude were actually in for most of the match, giving a preview of their Battle Hive title bout perhaps, but everyone had a chance to shine. Reno was the weak link of his team, showing severe ring rust, but his dirty tricks took Amigo out of the game with a lowblow that allowed Rude to connect with a running stomp to his face. As he rolled out of the ring Tack Angel made the blind tag and superkicked Rude before capturing Reno in his new Backflip Exploder finisher and getting the pinfall victory. A huge win for the Coalition team.
Just before the big 6-woman tag match, the NEW EBW Women's Champion, Erica, was in the back along with Kumatora, Val, and Alissa Flash. Erica then told Kumatora and Val, as Flash looked on in the background, staring at Erica.
ERICA: Kumatora, I want to give you something for your loyalties to me and this little faction. And since I can't defend both of these titles....here you go, you've earned it....
Erica now hands Kumatora her half of the EBW Women's Tag Team Titles. Kumatora looks it over and tells Erica.....
KUMATORA: Thanks. I guarantee you, I won't let you down!
ERICA: That's good. Cause i expect you and Val to hold those tag belts for a VERY LONG time.
VAL: Oh we will, Erica. I will make sure of that myself.
ERICA: That's my girls.
Alissa Flash who was watching this now begins to snicker out loud. Erica now walks over to Flash and asks her....
ERICA: What are you snickering about, Flash?!
ALISSA FLASH: Nothing. Nice belt, by the way.
Alissa Flash then walks away for the 6-Woman Tag Match, which is next on X-Perience....
The 6-woman tag match was a good match, with most of the girls giving their all. All except Alissa Flash, who did nothing, but stand on the ring apron. 21st Century Fox tried to make her in ring debut a successful one, by nailing Kumatora with the Sly Effect (Side Effect), but Val broke the pin up at 2.9! Fox was isolated for a while, but eventually came back with a double clothesline to both of the Tag Team Champions. Fox made the tag to Jan, who was a house of fire and cleaned house. Jan tagged in Lucca to finish off Kumatora, as she and Fox held off Val. Lucca went up top and dove off for a crossbody block, but Kumatora countered with a mid-air dropkick. Kumatora pulled the stunned Lucca up to finish her off, but Flash tagged herself, behind her back. The angered Kumatora then left the ring as Alissa Flash finished off Lucca with the Single Minor (CIMA's Schwein) for the victory!
Alissa Flash left the ring and returned with a steel chair, wanting to make an example tonight. Everybody scattered out of the ring, leaving Flash with Lucca. As Flash set Lucca up, to injure her neck it seems, Paula ran down to ring to stop her.
The two then had a staredown, before security came in to bring order.
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It was now main event, and this one was personal. Swift and Larmore have defected to Perfect Anarchy, leaving a huge whole in EBW's defense. In the process Swift has picked a fight with Kinniku Mike, who he thinks is after his spot as the top brawler of EBW. This hot contest had the fans on their feet as Mike and Swift opened the bout. Swift let loose a flurry of kicks and strikes, but Mike took them all and managed to fire back. For once Swift was overpowered, and the Samoan Slaughterhouse managed to pick him up and tackle him into the corner. Unfortunately it was Swift's corner and Larmore tagged himself in. He quickly headbutted Mike and pushed him into the corner where he and Swift and stomped him to the ground. As the ref made Swift get out of the ring Larmore shoved his boot into Mike's neck. The ref forced him to stop, but the damage was done and Mike was looking hurt and gassed. He tried to crawl to the other side of the ring to get to Maurice, but the French Fist was just out of reach as Larmore pulled him back. He tried to lock him in an ankle submission, but Mike kicked him off and tried to get to his feet. When he finally did Swift was back in the ring and floored him again with a shoulder block. Swift smugly circled the hurt Mike as the crowd booed. A fan even threw a drink into the ring which caught the ire or Swift. He went to the ropes to yell at all the fans and that is when Mike shot up from the mat and landed a quick Release Dragon Suplex on Swift. The crowd went crazy as he finally made it to his corner to tag in Maurice, but in a surprise move Maurice moved his hand away just as Mike was about to make the tag. Mike looked on in shock as Maurice smirked at him. Suddenly, Swift got back to his feet, turned Mike around, and kicked him in the gut before picking him up for the Muscle Buster. 1-2-3! Swift and Larmore picked up the victory thanks to the newest defector SURGE's Maurice. The French Fist embraced Swift and Larmore before they all three stomped Mike out of the ring. Ness, Tack Angel, Little Mac, Amigo, and Captain Strong all came out to hold Mike back as he tried to get back into the ring to get a piece of the three backstabbers. Reno ran into the ring from the crowd, and while he looked a little injured after his loss earlier he was still all smiles as he stood in the ring and shook the hand of Perfect Anarchy's French Fist Maurice...
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Super C-X-J Battle Royale
Generator won the Super C-X-J Battle Royale (16:55).
2. Special Singles Battle The Road Begins
Dynamic Dougie beat Lucas (Re-Debut) (5:13) with a Dynamic DDT.
3. Non-Title Tag Team Battle
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny beat Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid (6:49) when Green hit the Emerald Frosion on Apple Kid.
4. 8-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfect Anarchy
Tack Angel/Amigo/Akinan/Hotlanta beat Rude/Reno/Grudge/Anguish (13:26) when Tack hit the Backflip Exploder on Reno.
5. 6-Woman Tag Team Battle
Alissa Flash, Kumatora, and Val beat Jan the Mach Pizza Girl, Lucca the Lovely Lolita, and 21st Century Fox (14:24) when Flash pinned Lucca with the Single Minor.
6. Tag Team Battle SURGE vs. Perfect Anarchy
Swift/Larmore beat Kinniku Mike/Maurice (14:42) when Swift hit the Muscle Buster on Kinniku Mike.
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EBW: X-cite Card Revealed!
With a week to go until the big Battle Hive PPV, EBW will present a stacked X-cite with big ramifications. First we have a huge 10-Man C-X-J Elimination Team Battle to open the show. Generator has returned to the C-X-J Division, and will team with newcomer Bolshoi, C-X-J Champion Moz and the Lovekick Connection against the Chaos Alliance now featuring CP Munk and Dave Larmore. Lucas will begin a trial series against various opponents with various stipulations. He first trial will be against Fuel in a 2/3 falls battle. Dynamic Dougie will attempt to continue a winning steak when he takes on EBW's "wall" Captain Strong. Hotlanta and KYO will do battle once again in the next match, but they will be joined by Akinan and Danny Leung, in a No Rules Tag Battle to detirmine who will become the #1 contenders to Strong Destiny's EBW Tag Team Titles. A women's match is also scheduled, but once again we have yet to hear what the match will be. Hopefully we will find out by X-cite. In the main event Ness, Little Mac, Tack Angel, Amigo, and Kinniku Mike will all join forces to exact revenge on Perfect Anarchy. They will be battling Global World Champion w00t, Reno, Royal Crown Champion Rude, Swift, and newest defector Maurice. It will be all out warfare on an action packed X-cite!
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. 10-Man C-X-J Elimination Team Battle Coalition vs. Chaos Alliance
Generator/Bolshoi/Moz/Jamie OD/Sal Paradise vs. Hoodlum[P+P]/Grudge/Anguish/Larmore/CP Munk
2. Lucas Trial Series 2/3 Falls Singles Battle
Lucas vs. Fuel
3. Special Singles Battle
Dynamic Dougie vs. Captain Strong
4. No Rules Tag Team Battle
Hotlanta/Akinan vs. KYO/Danny Leung
5. EBW Women's Match TBD
6. 8-Man Elimintion Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Little Mac/Tack Angel/Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. w00t/Rude/Swift/Maurice/Reno
Rumors about EBW Wrestler Poo
It has been weeks since anyone has heard anything from former Perfect Anarchy member Poo. He and Franky were expelled from the super group after losing the tag titles. To make matter worse they were carried out on stretchers. Rumors have been circulating that Ness was trying to get in contact with his former friend in hopes of making amends for the past and getting Poo on the EBW side of the war. Today, EBW.com learned of a new rumor that Poo is in talks with some outside source about a new project. Details are sketchy at the moment, but we'll bring you updates as soon as we have them. Still no word on the location of Franky...
MAKABAKA UPDATE!
Bakayaro: Hello EBW fans! It's been awhile since my last update, so I figured I would let you in on what I have been doing so far in my excursion. After leaving EDO my first stop was the Mushroom Kingdom. I was hoping to get some work wrestling for MKPW while I further trained for a hopeful EBW debut. MKPW is going through some changes right now, and they will only bring in top talent from the outside. I have been allowed to train at the MKPW dojo while I prove that I am ready. I am hoping to get some MKPW matches under my belt before moving on in my excurision. Expect an update from me soon, as the rumor going around is that I may be getting a shot at former EBW Tag Team Champion Bowser Jr. soon.
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RE-Introducing...PERFECTION!
The ongoing war in EBW has seen many changes. Many fighters have changed sides and more and more it's turning into one army versus another. The Perfect Anarchy faction is dominating EBW right now, and have made an announcement that will lead to a further invasion into EBW. The elite super group will now be returning to their original name PERFECTION. As Reno put it, this change comes because the time for anarchy has come and gone. They have broken down EBW and now it's time to build it back up in the image of Perfection. This is just one of the power moves Reno is making this weekend. He's getting a reputation as quite the power player and negotiator, as he continues to get what he wants from EBW's behind the scenes committee. He is not also pushing to give Perfection equal billing as EBW. Perfection has been quite livid that Maelstrom has branched out on its own and wants the same kind of power on the main brand. We'll see how this turns out, but with a stable of elite fighters that is numbering nearly half the roster we may soon see the backstage power struggle implode. Whatever the case Perfection is here and the invasion is on.
Huge Maelstrom Weekend News!
Before we get to the big EBW: X-cite the weekend belongs to Maelstrom. This weekend Maelstrom is holding the final two shows of its Grand Prix tournaments back to back. On the first say we will see Maelstrom: Lionheart, where the fighters of EBW and PIXEL will collide in quarter and semi finals matches in the Grand Prix. The show will open with Perfection's CP Munk taking on EBW C-X-J Champion Moz. Then in a battle of Perfection members Dave Larmore will collide with Grudge. In the World Grand Prix, Tack and PIXEL great Kazushi Sasake will collide, Trevor Mach will make his first appearance since Bushido 2 when he takes on the man sent to take him out for good Rude. For the first time in Maelstrom it will be PIXEL vs. PIXEL when Bob Shamrock tangles with Jeff Barnett. Amigo will AGAIN take the main event, this time he will mix it up with his SURGE mentor Captain Strong. A solid night of fights to be sure.
Maelstrom: Lionheart
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Semi-Finals: CP Munk [Perfection] vs. Moz [Metal Rush]
2. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Semi-Finals: Grudge [Perfection] vs. Dave Larmore [Perfection]
3. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals:Tack Angel [Metal Rush] vs. Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC]
4. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] vs. Rude [Perfection]
5. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals: Bob Shamrock [PIXEL FC] vs. Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC]
6. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals: Captain Strong [SURGE] vs. Amigo [SURGE]
Then the next day Maelstrom presents: Way of the Warrior. Not only will we crown two new champions, but we'll also see some solid matches that will pad out the biggest show in Maelstrom's short history. In two PIXEL vs. EBW bouts, Jon Frye will take on Akinan while Kazu Fuji takes on Jeff Andonuts. In a big move Mega Fighting Championship will also get involved in the Way of the Warrior show, and will begin their invasion with Jim Sylvia as he battles Kinniku Mike. It's going to be a hell of a weeked for fight fans!
Maelstrom: Way of the Warrior
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Semi-Finals:
2. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Semi-Finals:
3. Jon Frye [PIXEL FC] vs. Akinan [Maelstrom]
4. Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC] vs. Jeff Andonuts [Young Gunz]
5. Kinniku Mike [SURGE] vs. Jim Sylvia [MFC]
6. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Finals:
7. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Finals:
Online!
Fight fans had alot to look forward to this weekend, as Maelstrom once again brought the action to the Battle Dome. This weekend saw the two final shows in the Maelstrom Grand Prix for the C-X-J and World Tournaments. The Dome was filled to capacity as the fighters were once again introduced to the ring. They all had their eyes on the trophies and the title belts, the main driving force for these fighters. Which two fighters would be crowned the first champions of the hybrid era?
The Semi-Finals of the C-X-J Grand Prix kicked off with the EBW C-X-J Champion Moz clashing with CP Munk. It was a tough back and forth clash in the first round, with CP Munk bringing the strong strikes. Moz gained control in round 2 after landing a solid shot that disoriented Munk. Moz captured the victory after hitting a headbutt and rolling Munk up into a pin. The C-X-J Champion is on his way to the finals of Maelstrom's C-X-J Grand Prix.
In the last of the Semi-Finals for C-X-J it was a battle of Perfection vs. Perfection as Dave Larmore took on Grudge. Grudge's ground game was taken completely out of the game as Larmore kept back and peppered Grudge with hard hits. He waited for a moment to strike and bashed Grudge with a hard right. Once he was down Grudge mounted and ground and pounded till the referee stopped the match. In the finals of the C-X-J Grand Prix it will be Moz taking on Dave Larmore.
The Quarter-Finals of the Maelstrom World Grand Prix kicked off with Tack Angel taking on the PIXEL big shot Kazushi Sasake. Tack put on an impressive defense against Sasake in the first round, but Kazushi took control in the second round and got Tack down to the ground where he then captured him in an armbar and submitted the Pushpin Seraphim. A great attempt from Tack, but Sasake is on his way to the semi-finals.
Next up, Trevor Mach made his first appearance since Bushido 2 as he took on his last opponent Rude in a revenge grudge match. Rude was smugly showboating before the bell, but once it rang he was quickly shut up as Trevor sprang across the ring and got in several undefended shots that caught Rude off guard and forced him to back away from Trevor. Trevor was very dominant and picked up a big win and some retribution after sending Rude to the mat with a Flying Knee. Trevor's KO victory sends him to the semi finals where he will take on the Kazushi Sasake.
The next fight was a first for Maelstrom. It was a PIXEL vs. PIXEL hybrid battle. Jeff Barnett and Bob Shamrock put on a classic 3 round clash. It was a solid and exciting encounter the whole time, but Bob Shamrock managed to pull off a huge upset win after taking the younger, bigger, and stronger Barnett to the mat and submitted him with an ankle lock.
In the main event it was SURGE vs. SURGE, as teacher battled student, Captain Strong versus Amigo. Strong gave Amigo a hard time early in the first round, but Amigo's superior ground game paved the way for him to take control. Amigo managed to finish his mentor in surprisingly fast fashion in round 2 when he pinned Strong following a ring shaking German Suplex. The young super rookie Amigo wins his third straight Maelstrom main event and will be moving onto the semi-finals where he will gun for another PIXEL scalp in Bob Shamrock.
The two Maelstrom Grand Prix Tournaments will conclude next time with Way of the Warrior.
Maelstrom: Lionheart
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Semi-Finals: Moz [Metal Rush] (R2, 2:10 Headbutt -> Rollup Pin) CP Munk [Perfection]
2. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Semi-Finals: Dave Larmore [Perfection] (R1, 4:14, Referee Stoppage) Grudge [Perfection]
3. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals:Tack Angel [Metal Rush] (R2, 3:56, Armbar) Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC]
4. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] (R1, 1:24, Flying Knee -> KO) Rude [Perfection]
5. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals: Bob Shamrock [PIXEL FC] (R3, 0:31, Ankle Lock) Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC]
6. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Quarter-Finals: Amigo [SURGE] (R2, 0:57, German Suplex -> Pinfall) Captain Strong [SURGE]
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The time had finally come. The Grand Prix tournaments had reached their climax and two new champions would be crowned. Tonight's Maelstrom show was a huge step in the "Bushido Mission", with new champions to symbolize the new hybrid movement as well as further invasion from other MMA companies, showing that Maelstrom has become more then just a blip on the radar. Once again the fighters were introduced to the ring. The trophies and belts were now placed in the ring beside the fighters to symbolize that the path to the championships was nearly complete. Once again a packed house had come to see top notch fighting action. This is Maelstrom: Way of the Warrior!
The first two matches were the semi-finals bouts to detirmine who would fight again in the main event for the Maelstrom World Heavyweight Championship. The first battle saw SURGE's super rookie Amigo score a big win over Bob Shamrock. It was a three round epic as they mostly kept it standing and the fists were flying. Finally in Round 3, with Bob Shamrock ahead in points, Amigo finally shot in, got behing Shamrock and hit the German Suplex. He turned it into a pin and got the victory. Amigo's amazing rise would lead him straight to the finals. Next up the Maelstrom visionary Trevor Mach battled the master of Edo MMA, the PIXEL fighter Kazushi Sasake. The first round saw and amazing exchange between the two and they went out swinging and both connected several unprotected shots. They took it to the ground where they would each try to put each other in a hold only for the other man to escape and attempt a hold of his own. It was a classic to be sure. At the start of Round 2 Trevor came rushing out of his corner with a flying knee, but Sasake dodged it and peppered him with hits. Trevor walked into the punches and shot in on Sasake. Kazushi quickly took control on the ground and eventually freed himself and got to his feet while Trevor remained in defensive stance on the ground. Kazushi Sasake attempted his signature attack where he jumped over Trevor's legs and came crashing down on him, but Trevor avoided the brunt of the damage and managed to capture Sasake in a Kimura. Sasake promptly tapped out. Trevor won the bout and would go on to face friend/rival Amigo in the main event.
Before we got the two big main events we had a stacked card of fights to look forward to as the contenders prepared for their dances with destiny. The third bout of the night saw Akinan and PIXEL's Jon Frye go at it for the 3 rounds, with Maelstrom's big man proving to be more then a match for Frye, but the older veteran hung in there and gave it his best shot. In the end Akinan won the bout via split decision. A big win for Akinan.
The fourth match was a quick one sided victory for Kazu Fuji. He dominated the inexperienced Jeff Andonuts and took him to the ground quickly. He finished Jeff off quickly with a neck crank submission giving Kazu Fuji the win.
The next match kick started an invasion from Mega Fighting Championship as former MFC Heavyweight Champion Jim Sylvia took on SURGE's brawler Kinniku Mike. Kinniku Mike surprisingly dominated the much taller Jim Sylvia. Sylvia is known for his punching power, but Mike was able to easily absorb his blows and plowed right though him. He won the match in the first round with mounted punches that lead to the TKO victory.
It was now time for the first of the two main events. The EBW C-X-J Champion would attempt to become a double crown champion by becoming the C-X-J Champion of hybrid wrestling, but standing in his way was Perfection's brawler Larmore. These two went full throttle in the first round. They kept it standing and exchanged blows in the center of the ring. Both fighters were hurting and winded when the bell rang. Larmore and Moz picked it right back up, but Larmore was able to do the most damage of the two and hit Moz in the face with a Knee Strike that instantly downed Moz, giving Dave Larmore the KO victory and the Maelstrom C-X-J Championship. Reno and the other Perfection fighters that were in the tournament came out to congratuale their stable mate. The Perfection infection of Maelstrom looks to be a success.
In the final match of Way of the Warrior the Maelstrom World Heavyweight Champion would be crowned. The standard bearer of "Maximum Soul Style" Trevor Mach would go head to head with the future of 2 sports Amigo. Both fighters were hurting, bandaged, and beaten, but showed incredible heart and drive as they shook hands before engaing in an epic clash. 5 rounds of fists, kicks, stomps, chokes, and holds. These two are friend out of the ring, but they went full throttle in this battle. Just like on the EBW main brand neither man could overtake the other. Trevor got close to a finish in the fifth round after hitting his flying knee, but Amigo would not allow him to capitalize and the bell rang. The fans applauded the awesome match as they waited with anticipation see who would be the first world heavyweight champ. It came down to a split decision, and the victory went to....Trevor Mach 2 judges to 1. The crowd erupted in cheers as Trevor Mach saw his "Bushido Mission" come to furition. He shook hands with Amigo and raised his hand in respect before being awarded the trophy and the Maelstrom World Heavyweight Championship. He's gone from losing it all at Bushido 2 to gaining retribution on his rivals and earning his spot at the top of the Maelstrom brand. Amigo also put on a tremendous fight, and gained alot from his participation in the Grand Prix. It's anyone's guess where Maelstrom goes from here, but it's sure to be exciting...
Maelstrom: Way of the Warrior
Battle Dome
1. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Semi-Finals: Amigo [SUGRE] (R3, 2:18, German Suplex -> Pinfall) Bob Shamrock [PIXEL FC]
2. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Semi-Finals: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] (R2, 4:10, Kimura) Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC]
3. Akinan [Maelstrom] (R3, 5:00. 2-1 Split Decision) Jon Frye [PIXEL FC]
4. Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC] (R1, 0:49, Neck Crank submission) Jeff Andonuts [Young Gunz]
5. Kinniku Mike [SURGE] (R1, 2:03, Mounted Punches -> TKO) Jim Sylvia [MFC]
6. Maelstrom C-X-J Grand Prix, Finals: Dave Larmore [Perfection] (R2, 1:59, Knee Strike -> KO) Moz [FREE]
-Dave Larmore becomes the 1st Generation Maelstrom C-X-J Champion!
7. Maelstrom World Grand Prix, Finals: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] (R5, 5:00, 2-1 Split Decision) Amigo [SURGE]
-Trevor Mach becomes the 1st Generation Maelstrom World Heavyweight Champion!
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Introducing Maelstrom.com!
What began as a stable in EBW has grown into the source for hybrid wrestling. Maelstrom.com is here to provide you with all the news and notes coming from the #1 name in fighting.
Maelstrom becomes Versus: Hybrid Wrestling!
Maelstrom, the governing body behind the recent and successful Maelstrom Hyrbrid shows, is further expanding and seperating itself from the EBW brand. Now known as "Versus: Hybrid Wrestling" Maelstrom's fighting brand will continue to bring top notch action from the best fighters around. Several fighters from MMA promotions are in talks to make permanent jumps to Maelstrom's Versus brand. Maelstrom's leader in the hybrid division Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach has stated that he will be handing over the booking reigns to an outside source so everyone will have an equal and fair chance to succeed without any bias. Versus will truly be run by the ways of the warrior, where if you fight and fight well you will reach greatness. Maelstrom.com can not yet reveal who will be taking over the booking duties, but it is said to be someone with an eye for talent and a mind for business. Maelstrom will hold their first Versus show at the end of the year to compete with PIXEL's year end show "Heatwave". The show will be called Versus: Fight!, and will take place in a much larger venue then previous shows. We know that the Vs World Heavyweight Champion and Vs World C-X-J Champion will both be making their V1 title defenses of the show. We also know that a huge match has already been signed between two of the best fighters around. Amigo has a growing reputation in the fight world for coming in and taking the scalps of every PIXEL fighter that has stepped into Maelstrom's house....well all except one. At the Maelstrom press conference today Amigo challenged his fellow "Maelstrom GP Silver-Medalist" PIXEL's Kazushi Sasake to a match at the big year end show. Sasake accepted and the match has been made offical. Amigo told the press that he pushed himself hard in the Maelstrom GP, but he has another future, and that is to become the PIXEL Killer. We'll have more announcements regarding the biggest hybrid show yet as we approach the big day of Versus: Fight!
Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight!
TBD
1. Amigo [SURGE] vs. Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC]
2. Vs World C-X-J Championship: Dave Larmore(c) [Perfection] vs. ?
3. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Mach(c) [Maelstrom] vs. ?
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Tess: Ladies, you are both probably wonder why I have summoned you two back here at this time. Well as you both know, EBW's next ppv, Battle Hive, is this weekend. And for the women's match, I am thinking of a huge 4-on-4 Women's Battle Hive Match, with you two as the captains. And as preview to that match....there will be a 6 Women Tag Match tonight. So you might as well name two of your Battle Hive partners right now for that match. And don't worry about the other two, as they are still come......on X-Perience.
Erica: Ok, my two partners are.......the EBW Women Tag Team Champions, Val and Kumatora.
The EBW Women's Tag Team Champions, Val and Kumatora, now enter the picture, as Lady M's just smirks. Erica now tells the smirking M's angerly.....
Erica: Oh you think u can do better, M's. Then go ahead and try. I dare you!
Lady M's: Easy Erica, I am only smirking, cause I knew you would pick those two.......ladies, Erica. You are so predictable these days. I probably am too, cause my two partners are......Paula and Jan!
Paula and Jan now enter the picture, and all 6 ladies, stare at each other in anger.
The silent Tess now tells them.....
Tess: Easy ladies, save it for the ring tonight!
With just days left till the big Battle Hive PPV, the battle lines have been redrawn as enemies become allies, and the various factions in EBW must work together to take on the growing power of the stable once again named "Perfection". The updated set for X-cite was now altered as well to show Perfection's growing power in EBW. One of the entrances now carried the stable logo, as well as a table set up down by the ring. The show opened with the entire Perfection army making their way to the ring. Reno was all smiles as he grabbed a microphone.
Reno: Isn't this just beautiful! I mean look at this place! A brand new X-cite for a brand new age in EBW. I personally picked out the red color scheme....oh and all those wonderful Perfection additions. That's right, we've gone back to the name that brought us to where we are now....Perfection. With Shadow on hiaus we've decided to "adopt" his children into our family. I would like to thank P+P's Hoodlum for coming in and acting as a mentor to the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. I'll also thank him more when he beats Moz for the C-X-J Championship at Battle Hive. Yeah...that match is official and Hoodlum is going to embarass you and take that belt for himself and for his Chaos Alliance with Perfection. Speaking of embarassed former champions I see that Generator has gone back to his roots and wants to challenge his old friend Dave Larmore! Well since that challenge Larmore has made his new family very proud by invading that disgraceful Hybrid off shoot and claiming their C-X-J Championship. Larmore, you are the man! I would love to see you demolish the Generator and extinguish the new hope in the C-X-J Division, but I'm going to leave that up to you buddy. What do you think?
Larmore: What do I *bleep*ing think? That bitch ass Generator is dead *bleep*ing meat.
Reno: Well then, we've got another big match set for Battle Hive! As for the main event, well I'm going to let our Global World Champion w00t get into that topic.
w00t: Ness and Little Mac are looking at the Battle Hive match as their best chance to put one over on the greatest wrestler of this or any generation. The only way either of them could ever get a title match with me again is if their team wins the match. They don't really have much of a team though. I mean they have Tack....so what? He's supposed to be Lu's chosen guy, but he's nothing but a joke to me! Who else do they have....oh yeah....nobody! They don't even have a fourth man for the match yet! Who do we have? Well it's going to be me of course along with my dearest friend Reno, but we've also got two of Perfection's newest recruits! Swift.....Maurice....you two made a statement by jumping to the winning team and showing these pathetic fans how weak their favorite wrestlers are. Now you're going to make another statement by joining me in my final conquest of these losers. Before that though I think it's time you two vent out your frustrations with EBW. Tell these people why you did what you did.
Maurice: ....My choice was simple.....stick with SURGE and be tossed aside by Captain Strong while he favorites Mike and Amigo climbed to the top.....or do I blaze my own trail. Amigo, I am better then you in every way, shape, and form. I've NEVER been given a chance to show my skills. I know you have Rude at Battle Hive and I have the main event....as it should be....but after that....watch your back....I'm taking your spot.
Swift: Speaking of Mike....this punk kid comes in and gets a reputation as a tough brawler. EBW wants to replace the older model with a new brawler? You don't *bleep* with Swift like that! I've kicked ass for EBW.....but now I'm going to kick EBW's ass and then I'm going to turn my attention to my new "friend" w00t here and get the title shot I was promised.....because Swift may have joined Perfection, but I am ALWAYS only looking out for one person.....James Swift.
Reno: Wonderful! That is exactly what Perfection is all about!
At this point Ness and Little Mac lead out a contingent of wrestlers to clear the ring of Perfection.
Reno: Oh hey guys! Trying to crash our party eh? Well that's ok, we'll clear the ring of now, but we're going to be sitting right over there in our VIP seats while tonight's matches get under way. Oh....slight change to the first match by the way. Since Larmore did such a good job for us this weekend, he's going to be sitting with me over at the table and will be replaced with either Brute or Misfit....not sure which one...they might as well both come out....the other wrestler can "cheer" for his team at ringside ha!
An altercation broke out between the two sides and security had to come regain control. As we came back from commercial the ring was cleared and Reno was seated at ringside with Vs C-X-J Champion Larmore, Royal Crown Champion Rude, and Swift.
Reno: Oh would you look at this! This table comes complete with its own Perfection commentary set. That's right folks with this stuff even YOU can call the matches in EBW....well not REALLY you....you're not good enough. As for us....well we're Perfect so here we go. What is our first match up? Oh yeah the C-X-J 10-man elimination battle. This is going to be a good one.
Larmore: That bitch Generator better watch his back....that's all I'm *bleep*ing saying.
Reno: Ha! You gotta love this folks!
The first battle of the evening would feature a re-invigorated C-X-J Division doing battle in 10-Man Elimination action. Generator and the C-X-J Champion Moz lead Lovekick Connection and the newcomer Bolshoi against he Chaos Alliance on Hoodlum, Grudge, Anguish, Brute, and CP Munk. This was a highly energetic and entertaining bout, which also showcased a resurgence in the C-X-J Division. The bad blood between these teams was obvious, and the addition of Misfit at ringside made things tricky for the Coalition team. Generator was in top form and spent alot of the match in the ring reminding everyone else that with Shadow gone he is the C-X-J veteran. The first elimination came early when Grudge was taken out with a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. Rookie Bolshoi was then tagged in and scored a quick upset pin when he dodged a lariat attempt by Grudge and rolled him up for another elimination. The P+P Co-Op Champions were livid, but remained at ringside to further escalate the involvement outside the ring. As Grudge and Anugish made things difficult for the Coaltion team the odds were suddenly evened when Dynamic Dougie appeared and sent out Given and Taken, who chased their former "brothers" into the crowd. Back in the ring, Hoodlum stepped in to punish Bolshoi, but the flashy rookie held his own with his impressive lucha skills. It wasn't until Misfit grabbed Bolshoi's ankle from outside that Hoodlum was able to ground him and then pick him up for a Rydeen Bomb which he calls the Anarachy Uprising. Hoodlum continued his dominance by gouging Sal Paradise in the eyes and controlling him in the ring for several minutes before eliminating him with an Inverted DDT he calls Bad Influence. A few minutes later and it was finally time for the new C-X-J Champion to get involved as he went toe to toe with Brute. The champ just keeps getting better, and after a could dominant minutes Moz hit the Front Flip Piledriver and got the pin. As Moz tagged in Jamie OD to clash with CP Munk, Misfit got behind him and tripped the champ. He fell off the side of the ring and hit the back of his head hard, but the ref did not see it. Jamie was distracted by the action outside of the ring which allowed CP Munk to shoot into the back of his knee and took him to the ground. Misfit played the distraction card alot to keep Jamie occupied, Munk capitalized by hitting the Anaconda Cross Driver and scored the pinfall. Generator quickly stepped in while Moz was recovering and took out Munk with his new finisher, an Inverted sitout side powerslam called the Complete Flash. Hoodlum and Generator clashed for a couple minutes and treated the fans to alot of high energy action, but Misfit continued to get involved and Generator fell to the Anarchy Uprising. At this point both Jamie and Sal attacked Misfit for his dirty tactics. Brute made his way back out, but caught a big knee from Jamie. Back in the ring Moz and Hoodlum were going all out. Moz's head injury was playing a factor however, and Hoodlum managed to hit his Chaos Theory finisher to win the match for his team.
Reno: Well other then that failure Dynamic Dougie bringing back those rejects Given and Taken I would say that was another big win for Perfection!
Swift: Heh....Moz had better be worrying about Battle Hive. That Hoodlum is going to kick his ass.
Rude: Dawg, we're all going to be kicked ass at Battle Hive ya feel me?
Reno: Exactly! Man though....that Dynamic Dougie....what the hell does he think he's doing? Nobody cares about him. He's the Marty Janetty of his duo with Trevor Mach, and Mach isn't even on the main brand anymore.
Larmore: *bleep*ing pathetic.
We then went to the back where Nerma was with Dynamic Dougie and the newest recruits to Maelstrom.
Nerma: Nerma here with...
Dynamic Dougie: You see that!? You see what happened there? EBW's team may have lost the battle, but I showed why Maelstrom is going to win the war! I've managed to bring in two of the most sadistic, brutal, and unstoppable wrestlers around and bring them into Maelstrom.
Nerma: Yes....how did you do that?
Dynamic Dougie: Well before he left EBW, Trevor informed me of a bit of information he got about Given and Taken. You think finding out KYO and Danny were brothers was shocking, then you won't be ready for this. It turns out that Given and Taken are the step-siblings of our very own Lady M's!
Nerma: What?! Are you serious!?
Lady M's: What can I say....brutal runs in the family
Nerma: Why didn't you ever tell anyone about this?!
Lady M's: .....cause no one ever asked.
Taken: Sis, it's great to finally get this out in the open! It's going to be even better to punish those who betrayed us.....we're going to have all kinds of fun bringing them all kinds of pain.
Given: Spilling blood for Maelstrom....hehehe why not!
Dynamic Dougie: I hope you see now that I can make things happen.
Master Lu: Impressive Dougie....very impressive. You're doing quite alot for your cousin Trevor. You're back in the winner's bracket and you're bring added firepower to Maelstrom. I have to admit you are making your mark.
Dynamic Dougie: Thank you sir. Now, please tell me what more I have to do to get Trevor Mach back in EBW.
Master Lu: Ready to step it up and get right to it eh? Ok....I'll play along. Tonight you have a match with Captain Strong. If you can beat him then on X-perience you will take on the other man that Ness and Little Mac are considering to join their team for Battle Hive.....Kinniku Mike. Notice I said "other" man cause they are also looking at you. Getting the Maelstrom leader on their side would be a good get...especially now that the original Sons of Anarchy are on your side. If can beat Mike you will be added to the Battle Hive team. If your team wins Battle Hive then Trevor Mach returns....simple as that.
Dynamic Dougie: Ha! I wouldn't call that simple....but it sounds like...."fun". I accept the challenge. Time to show EBW that Dougie really is "Dynamic" BOOSH!
Lady M's: So....Given....Taken....how's Mom?
The next match would kick off the beginning of the Trial Series for the returning rookie Lucas. His first opponent would be 2008 Super C-X-J Cup winner Fuel, and the first stipulation would be a 2/3 Falls Battle. The match itself was 10+ minutes of solid wrestling action. Fuel brought his lucha game and Lucas managed to counter with his fundamentals and ground game. Fuel showed Lucas that he has to perfect his defense against high flyers, and got the first pin after a Ring of Fire 360. Several minutes later Lucas managed to even the score with an upset Rollup Pin, but Fuel captured the third and final pin a little later after hitting his Firestarter. A solid match that showed some growth for Lucas.
Reno: Meh...I wasn't very impressed by that. Where was the flash? Where was the...."omph"!? Do we want either of those guys in Perfection?
Larmore: *bleep* no!
Reno: Yeah....I don't think CP Munk would like working with Fuel again anyways. Oh, we have the Dynamic Dud taking on Captain Geezer in a singles battle. I believe it's time for a bathroom break. Get your snacks and a drink....let's get this over with.
The third match of the night featured the leader of Maelstrom Dynamic Dougie taking on the leader of SURGE Captain Strong. This was another solid match that had the crowd excited. Both of these men are strikers and the hits were heavy, Strong was dominating early on, but a "Dougie" chant from the fans urged "Mr. Dynamic" to turn things around, and he changed up his offense to be very MMA inspired. After a couple successful takedowns by Dougie, Strong was now on the defensive. Dougie hit a couple elbows to Strong's head. He missed a third shot, but then kicked Strong in the stomach and followed up with a Dynamic DDT. 1-2-3! Dynamic Dougie wins the match and will now have the inenviable task of battle Kinniku Mike on X-perience to see who the 4th member of the Coalition Team will be. The path to Trevor Mach's return is set.
Reno: Yeah....that was as boring as I had expected it to be. I know that any member of Perfection would have put on a better fight. Especially our Global World Champion w00t, who is in the back as we speak getting ready with Maurice for our match tonight in the main event. I'm in the match and I'm ready to go. Are you ready Rude?
Rude: I'm ready to throw down on Amigo's ass and show him what to expect in our title bout at Battle Hive.
Reno: Prefect! Are you ready Swift?
Swift: ...I'm always ready...
Reno: Great! First though it's time for a little treat. The Akatsuki are going to whoop the asses of Hardcore Hero Champion Hotlana and Akinan! Winning team gets Strong Destiny at Battle Hive. I hope they are watching!
Next up, Hardcore Hero Champion Hotlanta and the big man Akinan locked up in a No Rule Tag Battle with The Akatsuki. This was a bloody brawl between hated rivals. No matter how many times they fight Hotlanta will never fully settle this blood feud with Danny and KYO. Akinan was targetted early by the brothers as they beat him down with chairs. He managed to take blow after blow and still managed to grab KYO by his neck. The "crazy demon" just laughed as Danny hit Akinan in the back of the knee with a chair which took him to the mat. Before his could get in a final shot with the chair Hotlanta jumped in and superkicked the chair into Danny's face. He quickly turned to KYO and they each got a hand on the other's throat. Danny and Akinan were both staggering up as the blood enemies tried to choke each other out. They finally broke the chokes and brawled to the outside of the ring as Akinan and Danny fought inside. For several minutes it went on like this. Hot and KYO fought into the fans. The crowd was eating it up as fans handed Hotlanta chairs to bash KYO with. EBW Tag Team Champions Strong Destiny appeared to watch their potentials opponents tear each other apart. When the action finally returned to the ring Reno tossed KYO a bottle with green liquid inside. As Akinan clotheslined Danny over the ropes taking himself out as well. KYO quickly drank the contents of the bottle and spit it back into Hotlanta's face. The blinded Hotlanta swung wildly, but KYO managed to kick him in the gut and dropped him onto a chair with a Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-3! The Akatsuki won the brawl and will now be taking on Strong Destiny at Battle Hive for the EBW Tag Team Championship.
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Reno: Now THAT was fun! I throughly enjoyed that one! How about you guys?
Larmore: *bleep* yeah!
Reno: Larmore, I don't think the censors like the use of so much swearing....you better give em a couple more for good measure.
Larmore: *bleep* *bleep*!
Reno: Gotta love it! What we don't have to love is what is coming up next. I'm totally against the garbage we are airing next, but Lu and Tess just have to bring down the whole show.
Swift: Damn, you really don't like the EBW Women do you?
Reno: Now I wouldn't say that! I think women are wonderful and they have a place in the world.....either as my arm candy or in the kitchen making me a sandwich. Noooo we just have a bunch of wrestlers.
Larmore: Why can't we have some *bleep*ing whores.....like the Bel...I mean "Della" Twins?
Reno: I know right?! That's what I'm talking about! Arm candy! Anyways....let's get this over with.
The X-cite 6-Woman tag match was an exciting preview of the Women's Battle Hive Match. Lady M's and Erica started the match or so we thought, until Erica refused to wrestle M's and immeadiarly tagged out to Kumatora. M's shrugged and tagged out to the anxious Jan instead. Jan got the better of Kumatora at first, then Val made the blind tag. The at the right moment, nailed the unaware Jan from behind. The heels isolated Jan for while, but eventually she made a comeback, with a nice double dropkick to both ladies. Erica got the tag and charged in, just as M's got the hot tag from Jan! Erica and M's began to fight again, not wasting anytime, renewing their never ending rivalry it seems. M's got the better of the exchange and went for the GTS, but Val and Kumatora both broke it up. So Paula and Jan came in and clothesline both out of the ring. They then took both out with stereo Planchas! During all of this, Erica tried to nailed M's with the EBW Women's title belt, but M's ducked the shot, and nailed Erica with the Roaring Smash (Rolling Elbow Smash)! M's then measured the barely conscious Erica, ran the ropes, and as Erica sat up, M's nailed her with the Smash Mouth (Sliding D)!! Lady M's then made the cover for the 3 count and the victory for her team.
Reno: That was just awful! I couldn't stand another minute of that garbage.
Rude: Dude...I think M's heard you.
Reno: So what! I think I could....oh *bleep*...
Rude: She's heading this way.
Reno: Ah! Someone stop her....Swift?
Swift: Ha! I may be a self centered bastard....but i don't hit women man.
Reno: Back up M's or you'll lose your job! That's right....back away....I'm too much man for you anyways. Well that took care of....oh damn she's coming back!
As we came back from commercial security was once again restoring order, but this time they were keeping M's away from Reno. Reno, Swift, and Rude went to the ring where they were soon joined by Maurice and Global World Champion w00t. They would be taking on Ness, Little Mac, Tack Angel, Kinniku Mike, and Amigo in another 10-Man Elimination battle. This was a hot contest from the bell. These teams hate each other, and the very fate of EBW hangs in the balance everytime they clash. Ness and Mac were focused on w00t, while Swift and Mike tried to fight it out as much as possible. The same could be said for Amigo and Rude. Maurice would remind Amigo many times that the Royal Crown Champion isn't his only problem now. Of all the fighters in the match Tack was the one that kept the coolest head and impressed with how he handled w00t and Reno, who he took on for most of the match. Surprisingly, 15 minutes passed in the match and neither team had scored an elimination. The Perfection team was getting frustrated, as every dirty trick they tried was failing. w00t wanted his team to pick apart Ness and Mac, but both fighters were on form. Reno was now in the ring taking several strikes from Tack Angel, when he suddenly motioned to the stage. Larmore and CP Munk were making their way down to obivously get involved, but Generator, Bolshoi, and Fuel appeared to stop them in their tracks. Generator pushed Larmore off the stage and onto the Perfection broadcast table. Fuel also forced Munk to the group and went high risk with a Ring of Fire 360 off the stage onto his rival. The in ring action had turned to chaos as well and spilled to the outside. Grudge and Anguish tried to come to the aid of Perfection but they were once again stopped by Given and Taken. The Akatsuki then appeared as well, but they too were stopped by Hotlanta and Akinan. Hot and KYO brawled again while Akinan grabbed Danny by the throat. He picked him up and tossed Leung right into the EBtron. The referee had no choice but to end the match in a no contest but the chaos continued. The locker room flooded out and the stables were going to war. Swift and Kinniku Mike had to be pulled apart while Amigo tried to fend off both Rude and Maurice. Reno tried to escape from Tack Angel, but Dynamic Dougie appeared behind him. He turned to Dougie before turning back to Tack who hit him with a Rider Kick that sent him into Dougie who hit a Dynamic DDT. The fans started to laugh as w00t found himself stuck in the ring with Ness and Mac. They both grinned as the Global World Champion began to panic. He tried to escape out of the ring, but before he could both Ness and Mac clocked him and sent him to the mat. Back outside Generator picked Larmore up onto the table and brought him back down with a suplex that shattered the table. The show ended with EBW finally getting some payback on Perfection. Only one show left till Battle Hive...
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. 10-Man C-X-J Elimination Team Battle Coalition vs. Chaos Alliance
Hoodlum[P+P]/Grudge/Anguish/Brute[P+P]/CP Munk beat Generator/Bolshoi/Moz/Jamie OD/Sal Paradise (20:19).
-Generator eliminated Grudge (5:12) after a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop.
-Bolshoi eliminated Anguish (5:30) with a Roll up Pin.
-Hoodlum eliminated Bolshoi (8:58) with an Anarchy Uprising (Rydeen Bomb).
-Hoodlum eliminated Sal Paradise (13:29) with a Bad Influence (Inverted DDT).
-Moz eliminated Brute (15:11) with a Front Flip Piledriver.
-CP Munk eliminated Jamie OD (16:00) with a Anaconda Cross Driver.
-Generator eliminated CP Munk (16:10) with a Complete Flash (Inverted sitout side powerslam).
-Hoodlum eliminated Generator (18:06) with an Anarchy Uprising.
-Hoodlum eliminated Moz (20:19) with a Chaos Theory (Rolling German Suplex).
2. Lucas Trial Series 2/3 Falls Singles Battle
Fuel beat Lucas (2-1) (10:21)
-Fuel pinned Lucas (3:59) after a Ring of Fire 360.
-Lucas pinned Fuel (6:12) after a Rollup Pin.
-Fuel pinned Lucas (10:21) after a Firestarter.
3. Special Singles Battle
Dynamic Dougie beat Captain Strong (8:16) with a Dynamic DDT.
4. No Rules Tag Team Battle
KYO/Danny Leung beat Hotlanta/Akinan (12:01) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Hotlanta.
5. 6-Woman Tag Team Battle
Lady M's, Paula, and Jan beat Erica, Kumatora, and Val (13:46) when M's pinned Erica with the Smash Mouth.
6. 10-Man Elimintion Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfect Anarchy
Ness/Little Mac/Tack Angel/Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. w00t/Rude/Swift/Maurice/Reno (16:09) ended in a No Contest.
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EBW: X-perience AND Battle Hive cards revealed!
EBW.com can now confirm the final XP card before Battle Hive, as well as the entire PPV card! On X-perience the fallout from the show ending X-cite brawl will be felt. The big war that has been the talk of wrestling all this week continued well on after the show had ended. After several fines were handed out Master Lu booked a card that would allow these rivals to lock up in the ring just days before Battle Hive. The show will kick off with another grudge match between Fuel and CP Munk. Lucas's Trial Series will continue when he takes on Perfection's Maurice in a Submission Battle. Dynamic Dougie and Kinnku Mike will engage in singles action, with the final spot on the Battle Hive team at stake. For Dougie, it's apart of his goal to get Trevor Mach back in EBW. For Mike, it's his best chance to get his hands on Swift and Maurice. The high flying stars of the C-X-J Division will take part in a 10-Man Tag Team Battle. Lady M's and Erica will reveal the final members of their team when they go head to head in a Tag Team Battle. The main event will feature coalition wrestlers teaming up to take on Perfection in a big Faction Battle Royale. It's a huge show that will give fans a taste of what to expect at Battle Hive.
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Singles C-X-J Grudge Battle
Fuel vs. CP Munk
2. Lucas Trial Series Submission Battle
Lucas vs. Maurice
3. Special Single Battle 4th Member Detirmination Match
Dynamic Dougie vs. Kinniku Mike
4. 10-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Moz/Generator/Bolshoi/Given/Taken vs. Hoodlum[P+P]/Larmore/Misfit[P+P]/Grudge/Anguish
5. Women's Tag Team Battle
Lady M's/X vs. Erica/X
6. Faction Battle Royale Coaltion vs. Perfection
Ness/Little Mac/Tack Angel/Amigo/Green Destiny/Eivion Thanatos vs. w00t/Reno/Swift/Rude/KYO/Danny Leung
Then it's time for the big PPV! The big show will be taking place at the brand new Eagleland Big Battle Dome, a large stadium that will be used to house the Battle Hive. Battle Hive will kick off with Given and Taken getting their hands on Grudge and Anguish in a Non-Title No Rules C-X-J Tag Team Battle. Then Lovekick get a title rematch against P+P's Brute and Misfit. Will they be able to bring the C-X-J gold back home? The third match see Generator get a shot at his former tag partner who betrayed him for Perfection. It's Generator taking on Vs C-X-J Champion Dave Larmore. More C-X-J action follows as Moz will attempt to defend his C-X-J Championship against P+P's Hoodlum. Strong Destiny will put the Tag Team Championship on the line against Perfection's Akatsuki. SURGE's rising star Amigo will get his shot at gold when he takes on Perfection's Rude for the Royal Crown Championship. The two main events will see the Men and Women's Battle Hive matches. 8 Men and 8 Women will do battle in the triple cages. Alot will be at stake. Who will emerge victorious? Order the PPV now and find out!
EBW: Battle Hive
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV
1. Non-Title No Rules C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Given/Taken vs. Grudge/Anguish
2. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Battle
Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P](c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
3. Special C-X-J Singles Battle
Larmore vs. Generator
4. EBW C-X-J Championship Battle
Moz(c) vs. Hoodlum[P+P]
5. EBW Tag Team Championship Battle
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny(c) vs. KYO/Danny Leung
6. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle
Rude(c) vs. Amigo
7. Women's Battle Hive
Erica/Val/Kumatora/X vs. Lady M's/Paula/Jan/X
8. Men's Battle Hive
w00t/Reno/Swift/Maurice vs. Ness/Little Mac/Tack Angel/X
EBW E-1 Climax Returns! Singles and Tag Tournament's to cap off year end event!
The year is almost at an end, and EBW will be capping off the year right with this year's E-1 Climax! E-1 2009: Glory Road, will be a dual tournament featuring the E-1 Climax and the E-1 Tag Team Climax. The tournaments will be single elimination instead of round robin style, and will take place on on the EBW New Year's Eve special Last Clash 2009! EBW fans have alot to look forward to at the end of the year, and have even more to look forward to when EBW's 4th year begins in 2010!
Last Clash 2009
Battle Dome
ENN Special
1. E-1 Climax Tag Team Semi-Finals
2. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals
3. E-1 Climax Tag Team Finals
4. E-1 Climax Finals
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EBW 2009 Holiday Special
Trevor Mach: So....it's Christmas again. This past year has been....well it's been freaking insane, but it's gone by so fast that I can't believe it's already Christmas again. Last year we were saving Santa Claus from Pokey Minch....and we were really late on that by the way. This year I actually have to get a present for Tali, but I don't know what to get her.
Trevor: Yeah, sometimes it can be hard to shop for the one you love. Just remember to get her something from the heart and not something cheap and cheesy.
Trevor Mach: Thanks for the tip buddy! By the way....who are those guys with you?
Trevor: It.....It's complicated man....really complicated.
Yoda: Use the force to pick a gift you will yes!
Trevor Mach: Riiiight...
Lady M's: Trevor? Are you out here?
Lady M's: Trevor? Are you out here talking to a snowman.....again?
Trevor Mach: HUH?! WHAT?! No! I wasn't doing anything!
Lady M's: .....you've been out in the cold too long.
Trevor Mach: Yeah...that's it...you're probably right! Merry Christmas by the way!
Lady M's: Heh...Merry Christmas Trevor. I'm looking forward to our gift swap later. I got you something you're really going to enjoy. Anyways, I thought I might go to the EBW Christmas Party and see if I can find my brothers. Let's meet at EBW HQ for our swap later ok?
Trevor Mach: Yeah sure! That's a great idea! See you there.....crud....I need to go shopping.
Mr. Poochyfud: HO! HO! HO! Enjoy the party EBW wrestlers and Merry Christmas!
Little Mac: Yes! Merry Christmas everyone! My gift this year was getting to step into the ring with all of you. It really is a time to be joyous! Right Hot? Akinan?
Akinan: .....
Hotlanta: Yeah....we don't really do "joyous"....
Little Mac: Oh....ok...nice hats though.
Akinan: ....yeah I thought so too.
Tack Angel: Merry Christmas everyone. I'm just going to step out before Ness gets here....OH HI NESS! I didn't see you there!
Ness: Uh....hey Tack...is everything ok? You're sweating alot.
Tack Angel: I'm not hiding anything if that's what you mean hahahaha!
Paula: Merry Christmas Tack! What are your plans this evening?
Tack Angel: Oh...I thought I might just go home...alone....play some Tack Tack Revolution...nothing fancy.
Ness: Nonsense! Paula and I are throwing a Christmas party with our family later and I want you to come! My mother Tess suggested that earlier as well.
Tack Angel: Oh did she? Well...I....I don't know...
Paula: Please?
Tack Angel: Uh....I....I guess I can't turn down a request hahaha....I'm in trouble.
Ness: What was that buddy?
Tack Angel: NOTHING! I'm looking forward to the party!
Moz: Attention! The C-X-J Champion and Lovekick Connection have arrived!
Sal Paradise: With the sexy trio here this party can really get started!
Jamie OD: Oi! Merry Christmas everyone! Hey Fuel, Merry Christmas.
Fuel: Yeah....thanks....
Sal Paradise: Hey, you look down buddy. What's got you down on this happy holiday?
Fuel: Uh...yeah...I was just going...this specific holiday really isn't my thing.
Moz: Why is that?
Fuel: Well...if you must know...it's because I'm Jewish.
Sal Paradise: Pardon?
Jamie OD: I didn't know you were Jewish.
Fuel: Yeah...no one ever cared to find out. I'm Fuel Firestein...the only Jewish member of EBW...so no one bothers to observe my heritage this time of year. Hanukkah? Forget about it.
Sal Paradise: Wait...your real name is Fuel...oh...Fuel FIREstein...I GET IT!
Fuel: Good for you....I'm just going to go guys...have a good one.
Moz: Guys, I feel like an inconsiderate dick...like when I tell a girl I'm going to call, but I don't...only it's worse.
Jamie: Yeah, we're all a little inconsiderate here. We need to respect all creeds and observe the heritage of our friend. The problem is....I have no idea what Hanukkah is about.
Moz: Yeah...me either...so how do we find out?
Sal Paradise: I KNOW! QUICK! To the book depositorium!
Moz: You mean the library?
Sal Paradise: .....yes...we'll take the Lovekickmobile!
Jamie OD: You mean the Stanza?
Sal Paradise: ....yeah....
Trevor Mach: Ok...this place is crazy! I need to get something and get it fast before this store closes! Hey, I could get her the new Guitar Hero 10: Air Supply....no wait...that is something I would like. Wait! I could get her the coolest present ever....the brand new Tack Angel action figure with the kung fu grip! Oh...that is something else I would want. This is hard!
Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Having a little trouble friend?
Trevor Mach: Yeah I'm just....holy jingle bells....it's the real Santa! What are you doing here?
Santa Claus: I like working the malls as a department store Santa. It's the only time I get to see the children's bright smiling faces.
Trevor Mach: Oh....and you have the Sharks working as your elves?
Both Sharks: It's a living.
Santa Claus: So Trevor, what is the problem?
Trevor Mach: Well...I'm trying to find something to get for Tali for Christmas, but I can't think of anything good.
Santa Claus: I see...well when it comes to shopping for someone you love you need to know what they like....know what they need. Think about what would make her smile the most. What would give her the most joy.
Trevor Mach: Yeah...the most joy...I GOT IT! Thanks Santa! By the way...did you know Pokey Minch is working at this store? He's the guy that kidnapped you last year.
Santa Claus: Oh I know...I've been watching that prick get harrassed by customers all day. Karma....that's my present this year. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Pokey Minch: Yes sir! I will get that wrapped for you as soon as possible! This sucks!
Orange Kid: Tell me about it! You know I could've turned out to have been the ruler of the world, but noooo! I get to work the register with you on Christmas!
Pokey Minch: Ugh...not that story again! I get it!
Santa Claus: Payback is a bitch! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Librarian: Excuse me! It's Christmas! The library is closed! You'll have to...
Sal Paradise: Move it lady we're on a mission here!
Moz: Hi there...my name is Moz...how are you this evening you sexy fine lady?
Librarian: Oh my.
Jamie OD: Ok....according to this...Hannukah is an eight-day Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean Revolt of the 2nd century BCE. Hanukkah is observed for eight nights, starting on the 25th day of Kislev according to the Hebrew calendar, which may occur at any time from late November to late December in the Gregorian calendar.
The festival is observed by the kindling of the lights of a special candelabrum, the nine-branched Menorah or Hanukiah, one additional light on each night of the holiday, progressing to eight on the final night. An extra light called a shamash is also lit each night for the purpose of lighting the others, and is given a distinct location, usually above or below the rest. The "shamash" symbolically supplies light that may be used for some secular purpose.
Sal Paradise: Great....what does all that mean?
Jamie OD: Well it means....I have no idea.
Moz: So pretty lady...how about I unwrap the present and see what you got me?
Librarian: Oh my! Umm....you know you guys could've just gone to wokopedia on the internet right?
Sal Paradise: You mean the place with all the naked ladies? Wow...learn something new everyday.
Jamie OD: Well now we know.
All Together: And knowing is half the battle!
Ness: Welcome everybody! I'm glad you could make it to the first Christmas for Paula and me as a married couple. Enjoy yourselves and Merry Christmas!
Tack Angel: Well Ness this really has been fun, but I better be going before Tess....
Tess: Tack! What a "pleasure" it is to see you here!
Tack Angel: AH! I mean....HI! Fancy seeing you here!
Tess: Fancy indeed....I keep thinking about that "meeting" we had the other day, and I think we should schedule another one....REALLY....soon.
Tack Angel: Ah...uh....I don't know about tha...
Tess: Oh look Tack...we're under the mistletoe!
Tack Angel: Actually....I think Little Mac is closer then I am.
Little Mac: Wait what?!
Tess: Oh no...it's definately you and me under the mistletoe Tack. So lay a big one on me.
Little Mac: Rules are rules man haha!
Paula: Yeah Tack you have to play along.
Tack Angel: Oh...I don't see how this could get any worse.
Ness: Oh hey everybody look! My dad was able to make it! Heya Dad!
Tack Angel: ......couldn't be more awkward.
Fuel: Look guys I was at Temple, why are you dragging me back to....what is this?
Moz: It's our Hannukah celebration buddy!
Jamie OD: Oi! Happy Hannukah Fuel!
Moz: Mozltoph! Hey...MOZltoph...HA!
Fuel: Guys....what are you doing?
Sal Paradise: We're showing you that we respect your traditions. That's why we lit this Menorah.
Fuel: I see...and do you know what the Menorah is for?
Sal Paradise: Ummmm.....no....I still don't know.
Fuel: Heh...well you guys tried really hard and I appreciate it. Sorry I was hard on you guys. It just gets lonely this time of year.
Jamie OD: Just remember that we're all family and you're never alone no matter what holiday you celebrate.
Fuel: Thanks guys. It means alot to me.
Mr. Poochyfud: Damnit! Lovekick again! I know you're all sharing a wonderful holiday moment right now, but why do you conduct all your shenanigans in my office!?!
Moz: Umm we better go!
Jamie OD: See ya Fuel!
Sal Paradise: Happy Hannukah!
Fuel: Happy Hannukah guys...
Lady M's: Oh there you are Trevor. I was beginning to worry about you.
Trevor Mach: I'm sorry I just wanted to make sure I got you the best present I could. Here you go!
Lady M's: Oh...it's....a blender?
Trevor Mach: Yeah....I still had no idea what to get you....I just couldn't figure out what would make you the happiest.
Lady M's: Trevor, the best gift for Christmas is being together. Just sharing the holidays is what makes me the happiest!
Trevor Mach: Really?!
Lady M's: Of course! Being together right now...that's the best Christmas ever.....well.....getting that new Star Wars MMO would also be great too. It's available in stores now....why don't you go get it.
Trevor Mach: You got it Tali!
Lady M's: Wait...before you go why don't you open your present.
Trevor Mach: Ok....WOW! It's a Tack Angel action figure with the kung fu grip! This really is the best Christmas ever!
Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah from me to all of you!
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Maelstrom announces new CEO for the Versus brand!
The members of Maelstrom held a press conference today where they offically announced the new CEO of Versus, and it was quite the shocker. Former mayor of Onett and the original owner of EBW Mr. Pirkle has made his return to the fight game as the new man in charge of the EBW off shoot. This was seen as a surprise as Mr. Pirkle has been antagonistic to Trevor Mach in the past, but the Vs World Heavyweight Champion stated that this was business and Mr. Pirkle knew alot about business. He then said that it takes a real son of a bitch to get the job done. Mr. Pirkle promised the fans that the antics of the past were over. Maelstrom handed over the control of the Versus brand to make sure that even they are kept on a level playing field with the other hybrid fighters. Mr. Pirkle's influence is already being felt as he announced the full card for the big Versus show: Fight! It's the biggest show to date in hybrid fighting, and Mr. Pirkle has rounded up some of the top fighters from rival MMA promotions. Kimbo Slice is being brought in one more time to take on Dynamic Dougie in the opener. Trevor Mach stated that he and Dougie have both been training hard and Dougie will score a big win over the hype machine. Speaking of hype, Mr. Pirkle awknowledged Kimbo was nothing more then hype, but he "puts asses in the seats". Kimbo tried to tell the people that he was more then hype, but Mr. Pirkle quickly interupted him with the rest of the card. Perfection's French Fist Maurice has a bone to pick with Amigo on the main brand, but will first get a crack at former stable member Kinniku Mike. Picky Minch will have the inenviable task of taking on F-1's lightweight golden boy Kid Yamato in the third match. In a PIXEL vs. F-1 showdown Jeff Barnett will go head to head with the beast from F-1 John Sapp. Then of course we have the super fight where Amigo will clash with legendary Kazushi Sasake. The two title matches have also been finalized. Perfection's Dave Larmore will defend his belt against MFC's Matt Diaz. Trevor Mach will make his first defense against PIXEL FC's Kazu Fuji. It's a packed show that will go down at the new Big Battle Dome.
Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight!
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
ENN Special
1. Dynamic Dougie [Maelstrom] vs. Kimbo Slice [Free]
2. Kinniku Mike [SURGE] vs. Maurice [Perfection]
3. Picky Minch [Young Gunz] vs. Kid Yamato [F-1]
4. Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC] vs. John Sapp [F-1]
5. Amigo [SURGE] vs. Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC]
6. Vs World C-X-J Championship: Dave Larmore(c) [Perfection] vs. Matt Diaz [MFC]
7. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Mach(c) [Maelstrom] vs. Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC]
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Danny Leung: Eivion.....Green....where do you think you're going? You think you're just going to walk past The Akatsuki and head into the building?
Green Destiny: .....
Danny Leung: My brother and I are in the business of taking lives....destroying dreams....all for our new clients Perfection, but taking the titles from you two at Battle Hive.....we're doing that for us. I don't have many ties to this promotion....not anymore....but at least I show up every week...at least my brother shows up every week. Do you two think just because you're overseas big shots you can show up whenever? Well....we'll take your belts and you can go and do whatever you want. Let's go KYO.
KYO: ....Sanpai....hehehe....
Eivion Thanatos: ....baka....
Reno: Hello EBW fans! Once again it is I Reno and Perfection opening tonight's broadcast of X-perience. It's a little different tonight though because this is the last XP of 2009. We are on our way to 2010, where Perfection will rule EBW once and for all. After the "incident" on X-cite we're looking to get some payback on those punks for getting in our faces, but I think it would be best to stay in our security protected VIP room until the main event. While we're in here the champs, our new friends, and I are going to have a new years party of sorts, but I figured I'd let these guys air some grievances while I take up EBW air time.
w00t: I'd like to take this time to formally deem 2009 the "YEAR OF W00T!" I have been on top of this promotion the entire year and I'm looking forward to calling 2010 the next "YEAR OF W00T!" HAHA!
Rude: Amigo...you're dead meat at Battle Hive. This Royal Crown Championship....it belongs to me dawg. We're going to throw down and then I'm going to take you down....cause I'm Tha Rulebreaka....I'm Perfection Royalty.
Maurice: Don't forget about me Amigo....Rude is going to break your spirit....then I'm going to break your body.
Swift: Mike....goodluck in your match tonight. I want to see the so called "New Brawler" at Battle Hive. Come on Samoan Slaughterhouse...let's see what you got.
Reno: You gotta love this folks! Enjoy the show!
Master Lu: Boys, I want you all to be sharp, focused, and on top of your game tonight. This is the final XP of 2009 and the final XP before Battle Hive. This is the time where we give Perfection a taste of what we have for them at the pay per view. Ness, you're going to show w00t that when you beat him for the belt it was no fluke. Little Mac....my old friend...you're going to get that last shot of glory you've been wanting. Tack Angel, it's time to show the world what I have already seen...that you are the absolute future of EBW.
Tess: I totally agree with you Lu....the future is looking "bright" for Tack Angel.
Tack Angel: Ha! Uh....thanks guys!
Ness: Tack...you're sweating again....you need to get that looked at man.
Little Mac: Well our team isn't done yet. Tonight, either Mike or Dougie will be joining us in our Battle Hive fight with Perfection.
Kinniku Mike: No offense Dougie....but I'm going to tear you apart.
Dynamic Dougie: Give it your best shot Mike. I owe a friend a favor and I'm not going to stop until I achieve my goal.
Amigo: Same with me. I feel that I partly want to take the belt off Rude for Trevor. He and I are both hybrid warriors and Trevor wanted to paint that belt in the new style.....so do I.
Master Lu: Well you all have your reasons, so go out there tonight and show Perfection what you are made of.
The road to Battle Hive hit the final stop with the last X-perience of 2009. After X-cite ended in chaos the sides were further split and the goals of all the wrestler's have become clear. They are all going into Battle Hive with a purpose, but first tonight they would engage in warfare, with a major main event. Ness, Little Mac, Tack Angel, Amigo, Eivion Thanatos, and Green Destiny would take on w00t, Rude, Reno, Swift, KYO, and Danny Leung in an over the top Faction Battle Royale.
The matches kicked off with another C-X-J grudge match between Perfection's CP Munk and Fuel. These two put on a hot opener with Fuel controlling the pace of the match early. CP Munk's ground game was totally useless if he couldn't get the high flying Fuel down. Late in the match CP Munk was trying to fight out of the Firestarter finisher and hit a lowblow on Fuel without the ref seeing. With Fuel incapacitated CP Munk was able to hit the Anaconda Cross Driver and and get the pin. A dirty win for the Perfection wrestler.
The second match was yet another trial bout for Lucas. This time he would engage Maurice in a Submission Battle. Maurice has always been more of a striker, but has developed enough of a ground game to keep Lucas down and submit him in less then 4 minutes with a rear naked choke. Another tough loss for Lucas.
Backstage an argument between EBW Women's Champion, Erica, and Tracy is occuring. The EBW Women's Tag Team Champions, Val and Kumatora, are looking on, in silence.....
Tracy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY I AM NOT THE FOURTH MEMBER?!
Erica: It means exactly that, you are not the fourth member of my team at Battle Hive, Tracy.
Tracy: Then WHO is Erica?!
Erica: SHE is, Tracy.
Erica point behind her and Tracy turns around to see, Alissa Flash standing there. Flash now tells Tracy....
Alissa Flash: That would be ME!
Tracy: You?! WHY YOU?!
Alissa Flash: Cause there are bigger plans are in the works right now, Tracy.
Tracy: WHAT BIGGER PLANS, FLASH?!
Erica now tells Tracy for Alissa Flash....
Erica: She can't tell you that. Neither can I. Cause you were never part of that bigger picture, Tracy. And you never will be!
Alissa Flash: That is correct. Now piss off ya damn loser!
Tracy: LOSER?! GRRRRRRRRRR....
Tracy now leaves in anger, as Alissa Flash smirks happily.
The third match of the event had alot riding on who would claim victory. Dynamic Dougie has been leading Maelstrom since the departure of Trevor Mach as part of the trade to bring back EBW Women's. His sole goal since taking control has been to bring his cousin back, and to do that he must now get on the Battle Hive team and help them attain victory. Kinniku Mike has quickly gained recognition for his raw power and many see him as the next brawler of EBW, but Swift wants to see to it that he retains his spot as EBW's brawler. To get to Swift as well as the man who betrayed SURGE Maurice, Mike has to join the Battle Hive team. Both fighters had alot of reasons to win in this one and it showed with fierce competition. For nearly 15 minutes these two put on a classic and neither man was willing to back down. Add to this the action that was going on outside of the ring. As they fought members of Perfection were slowly sneaking to the ring from different directions. Hardcore Hero Champion Hotlanta and Akinan chased off CP Munk, but they didn't see Swift appear, who started playing the distraction game with Kinniku Mike. At this point in the match Mike was in control. He had just speared Dougie into the corner and followed it up with a release belly to belly suplex, but the presense of SWift slowed Mike down and Dougie was able to recover and hit his Dynamic DDT. 1-2-Kickout! Mike wasn't through yet and started swinging away with serious heymakers. Swift smirked and jumped onto the ring to further provoke Mike. Dougie saw Mike turn his back and get in Swift's face, and even though it appeared that he didn't want to take advantage of the situation he decided to drop kick Mike in the back, which also sent Swift flying to the ground. With Swift taken care of, Mike and Dougie continued trading shots. This time Dougie took control and hit his Dynamic DDT again. Instead of a pin Dougie took forced Mike up onto a ring post where he then hit a huge top rope Dynamic DDT. The ring shook on impact and Dougie rolled Mike up for the victory. Dynamic Dougie is heading to Battle Hive to join the coalition team against Perfection. Mike was livid about the loss and tried to get to Swift, but the Perfection brawler just laughed at him and headed to the back.
Later on backstage, Lady M's was standing by with Nerma to announcer her fourth partner right before her tag match, with said partner againist Erica and Alissa Flash.....
Nerma: Hi EBW Fans, Nerma here standing by with the one and only Lady M's. M's, Erica has announced her partner as Alissa Flash. Have you decided on yours yet?
Lady M's: No, I haven't. Erica has pulled a fast one by choosing Alissa Flash. Honestly, I have been thrown off my strategy now. I can't think of anyone, Nerma.
Nerma: Are you serious, M's?
Lady M's: Ummmm....No. I have a partner and that partner is....
Somebody now walks into view, stunning Nerma and says.....
Tracy: ME!
Lady M's: That is correct, my fourth member is TRACY! Can you believe that, Nerma?
Nerma shakes her head "no" and Tracy tells her.....
Tracy: Well you better believe it. Now it's a well known fact that I don't like M's. I never have and I never will probably. I am here for one reason. I want a piece of that bitch, Alissa Flash. No...scratch that, I want the whole fucking thing. And I want it BAD! Flash, you say I am not part of the bigger picture....well it looks like I am now part of YOURS! SO DEAL WITH IT!
Lady M's: I couldn't have said that better myself.
Next up we had a huge 10-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle featuring C-X-J Champion Moz leading Generator, Bolshoi, and Maelstrom's newest team Given and Taken as they collided with the Chaos Alliance of Hoodlum, Misfit, Larmore, Grudge, and Anguish. Unlike X-cite's elimination battle this would be decided by one pinfall, which made it a long and grueling encounter. Given and Taken spent alot of time in the ring shaking of the ring rust and getting a piece of the P+P Co-OP Champions, who they will clash with in a non-title bout at Battle Hive. Generator also got some "1-on-1 time" with his former friend Larmore, and everytime they were in the ring together it turned into a brawl, a glimpse of what their Battle Hive fight will be like perhaps? Bolshoi was once again impressive as he hung with the more seasoned C-X-J wrestlers and showed off more flashy lucha skills. Finally, Moz was tagged in late in them match and was still showing signs of the head injury he suffered on X-cite, but he took the fight to Hoodlum and forced him to tag in Grudge who was quickly kicked in the gut and dropped with a Front Flip Piledriver. Moz scored the victory and evened the score for the Battle Hive C-X-J Championship Battle.
After the match Generator once again congratulated Bolshoi on a job well done when suddenly Bolshoi was approached by Captain Strong.
Captain Strong: Hey kid, excellent job out there. You're really showing theses people what you're made of.
Bolshoi: Thank you sir. It is my dream to dance the dance of the warrior.
Captain Strong: Ooooook. You're a bit of an oddball, but I think you've got what it takes to be big around here. I know you want to make a name for yourself and I also know you have an agenda with Reno.
Bolshoi: Yes I do! That ruffian put his hands on women and objectified them. As a fan of women's wrestling I was offended by that horrendous sight. If I ever get the chance it would be an honor to fight Reno of behalf of the those ladies.
Captain Strong: That's what I want to hear! You're got amibitions! You've got goals! I'm the man that can help you reach those goals. As you know I am the leader of the SURGE stable. We've recently lost a member, but as you can see all three of those boys have already risen in the ranks of EBW. If you were to join SURGE and be our C-X-J representative I could guarentee you get your shot at Reno.
Bolshoi: How could I possible turn down such an offer! I accept good sir!
Captain Strong: Great! Welcome to the stable that strengthens the future. Generator, we've always got room for a veteran such as yourself too.
Generator: Uh....nah....I was burned the last time I went that route. The flashy man Mr. High Voltage is going down his own path now. Congratulations Bolshoi and goodluck!
The tag match starts out with Lady M's and Alissa Flash in the ring, but Tracy demands to be tagged in. So M's obliges and lets her in. Flash, unlike Erica last week, locked up with Tracy, but Tracy shoved her away and speared her! Tracy then began pounding Flash with left and right hands! Flash rolls to the outside and Tracy follows her, baiting the trap. The trap was sprung, when Erica nailed Tracy with a clothesline on the outside. The ref repremands Erica, as Flash picks up Tracy off the floor and rolls her back into the ring. The heels worked Tracy over for a while, until Tracy made comeback and eventually got the tag to Lady M's. M's and Alissa Flash went at it. Flash knocked Tracy off the apron with a stiff forearm smash, ans bad mouthed Tracy, from still inside the ring. M's took advantage and hoisted Flash up for the GTS like last week as Erica then made a blind tag. Erica then came in to nail M's with her new finisher, the EOD or End Of Days (Karl Anderson's Gun Stun or Jumping Stunner), after she nailed Flash with the GTS! Erica then made the cover for the victory, with Tracy barely missing the save! Erica returns the favor and pins Lady M's on X-Perience!
Erica and Alissa Flash then stood over both the fallen M's and Tracy as the scene faded out to commercial.
We returned to bedlam after the commercials, as the coalition team and Perfection were already brawling on their way to the ring. Master Lu ordered security to round the fighters up into the ring for the match to begin. The rules of the match itself were simple. Over the top elimination style Battle Royale with teams. Eliminate every member of one faction and your team wins. This brawl went on for over 20 minutes! Eliminations came early for the coalition team when Swift quickly knocked out Green Destiny and Little Mac with a double clothesline. He turned to his former partner Tack to deliver and super kick, but Tack had the same idea in mind and their kicks acutally collided, sending them both to the mat. Ness and w00t were trading blows in the corner when Reno tried to spear Ness from behind. Ness saw him coming though and moved out of the way which caused Rude to spear w00t. The fans had a chuckle as Rude tried to explain himself to w00t. Reno was quickly turned around by Ness who headbutt him into the ropes. Amigo ran the ropes and forced the Royal Crown champion and Amigo's Battle Hive opponent out with an elbow to the face. Eivion Thanatos was holding his own against both Danny and KYO as they attempted to pick him apart before Battle Hive. Rude held back and picked his spot, finally deciding to move in as Tack was down near the ropes, but the Pushpin Seraphim was playing possum and quickly tossed a surprised Reno over the ropes. Danny and KYO were just being relentless with Eivion, but the Edo veteran made a drastic move that took them out of the game when when sent all three of them out of the ring after a flying lariat. Amigo and Swift were now getting into it, and Amigo was surprisingly holding his own. He hit a sequence of three german suplexes, but Swift kept getting back to his feet and asking for more. Tack stepped in and actually connected with his super kick this time. The blow sent Swift into the ropes but he bounced back took down both men with a lariat. w00t had Ness against the ropes and was trying to force him over and out. Reno came close to help, but Ness managed to get his legs around Reno's neck and sent him flying out of the ring. Now Ness was outside the ring and risked falling out, but bought some time when he managed to grab w00t by the head and dropped his chin down on the ropes. As he stumbled back from the blow a recovered Tack Angel quickly snuck up from behind and hit a bulldog. As Ness tried to get back into the ring Swift grabbed him up and dropped him with a Muscle Buster. Amigo once again tried to sneak up on Swift and hit a german suplex, but Swift let some elbows fly and he caught Amigo behind him. As Swift whipped Amigo into the ropes Rude quickly pulled down on the top rope from outside and Amigo was eliminated. Amigo quickly scrambled to his feet to get at Rude and they brawled outside of the ring. The numbers games was tied up as each side had two remaining wrestlers. All of them were battered and tired except for Swift who was really impressing with a fire we hadn't seen from him in a while. He managed to eliminate Ness after Reno pulled the same trick Rude did and pulled on the ropes. Tack was now stuck in a 2-on-1 situation. The stacked odds brought out the best in Tack though and he let loose with wild strikes and kicks to keep Swift and w00t at bay. He managed to catch w00t in an Edo Armdrag when the Global World Champion ran at him. Swift charged next, but was tripped up by a leg sweep. Kinniku Mike made his way down to the ring as Tack whipped Swift into the ropes. He didn't pull them down, but Swift was quickly distracted and Tack hit a shoulder block to knock Swift over the ropes. w00t tried to capitalize on Tack having his back turned, but Tack saw him coming and side stepped the attack. w00t's momentum forced him to fly right into the ropes. w00t almost fell out, but managed to hold on and roll back into the ring. Dynamic Dougie suddenly appeared at ringside to catch the attention of w00t long enough for Tack to turn him around and hit his Backflip Exploder finisher. w00t hit the ground hard, but then flew back up to his feet and went up and over the top rope in a very comical fashion. Tack survived the rumble and scored a huge victory for his team. The coalition team fought fire with fire outside of the ring and beat Perfection at their own game. What will this mean at Battle Hive? Can EBW pull off a big win as 2009 draws to a close or will 2010 begin with Perfection in firm control Tune in and find out!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Singles C-X-J Grudge Battle
CP Munk beat Fuel (6:09) with the Anaconda Cross Driver.
2. Lucas Trial Series Submission Battle
Maurice beat Lucas (3:56) with a Rear Naked Choke.
3. Special Single Battle 4th Member Detirmination Match
Dynamic Dougie beat Kinniku Mike (14:59) with a Top Rope Dynamic DDT.
4. 10-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Moz/Generator/Bolshoi/Given/Taken beat Hoodlum[P+P]/Larmore/Misfit[P+P]/Grudge/Anguish (19:19) when Moz hit the Front Flip Piledriver on Grudge.
5. Women's Tag Team Battle
Erica and Alissa Flash beat Lady M's and Tracy (14:23) when Erica pinned M's with the EOD.
6. Faction Battle Royale Coaltion vs. Perfection
Ness/Little Mac/Tack Angel/Amigo/Green Destiny/Eivion Thanatos beat w00t/Reno/Swift/Rude/KYO/Danny Leung (22:48) when Tack Angel eliminated w00t to win the match for his team.
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The last pay per view of 2009 Battle Hive, went down tonight in front of a packed crowd in the brand new Eagleland Big Battle Dome. EBW vs. Perfection was the theme of tonight's 8 match card topped with the two Battle Hive main events. Titles were on the line and alot was at stake. What happened tonight would shape the course of EBW in 2010.
The matches kicked off with a Non-Title No Rules C-X-J Tag Team Battle. The original Sons of Anarachy Given and Taken enjoyed immense success alongside their mentor Shadow. He brought them together and lead them to the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles. Thing changed when Lovekick regained the titles and Shadow replaced his "children" with the current P+P Co-OP Champions Grudge and Anguish. Now Given and Taken have joined Maelstrom to exact revenge on their former "brothers". The no rules stipulation ensured that blood would flow, and this bout could barely be contained in the new Big Battle Dome. The two teams brawled on the entrance and ramp and through the fans before finally making their way to the ring. Grudge and Anguish have become a top form team, but they still have alot to learn in the ways of extreme, as Given and Taken used their masochistic/sadistic tendancies to score brutal hardcore offense. Given and Taken picked up the big win after hitting a Doomsday Device on Anguish and Taken rolled him up for the pin as Given sacrificed himself to take Grudge out of the ring. A good return win to regain momentum for Given and Taken.
The second match featured more C-X-J tag team action. This time Lovekick Connection would get a rematch with P+P's Brute and Misfit who currently hold the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Titles. This was a hard fought contest from both teams, but Lovekick was in top form and playing off the crowd who was 100% behind them. Brute and Misfit found themselves out classed in this particular encounter and threw a monkey wrench into Lovekick's plans by blatantly low blowing Sal Paradise and causing a DQ victory the fans booed as Brute and Misfit ran off laughing with the tag titles in tow. Sal and Jamie were livid about the outcome. Master Lu came down to the ring to try and talk them down. The fans agreed that a forced DQ like that was a blatant screwjob.
More C-X-J action followed as Generator took on the Vs C-X-J Champion Larmore in a grudge match stemming from Larmore's defection to Perfection. Larmore has used his new alliances to invade Versus and claim gold while Generator has returned to his roots and regained the spark he had when he was the C-X-J Champion. These two had a heated encounter lasting over 15 minutes. Generator kept to a flashy high flying strategy while Larmore wanted to keep it on the ground and brawl. Larmore's dirty tricks helped him gain an edge late in the match and he busted Generator open above his right eye with a hard elbow shot following an eye gouge. He proceeded to attack Generator's wound and grinded his fist and elbow into the cut. The blood was flowing, but Generator fought through it and hit a kick to the abdomen before hitting hie Complete Flash finisher and quickly rolling him up for the pin. A big win and revenge for Mr. High Voltage. After the match Generator celebrated with the fans until Larmore rushed him from behind a slammed his head into the guard rail. He shoved his Vs title into Generator's face before walking away. EMT's helped Generator to the back as the fans applauded his effort.
The C-X-J action on the PPV culminated in a C-X-J Championship battle pitting the champion Moz against P+P's Hoodlum in another show stealing encounter from the C-X-J Division. From the moment the bell rang, these heated rivals but on an explosive display. Hoodlum won a test of strength early on, but Moz took control by dropkicking Hoodlum to ground and followed up with a swift kick to the temple and a standing Shooting Star Press. Instead of going for the early pin, Moz picked Hoodlum up and brought him back down with a suplex. This gave Moz enough time to climb the turnbuckle for a high risk move, but Shadow jumped up quickly, met him on the turnbuckle, and hit a release belly to belly suplex that caused both men to crash to the mat, but Moz had the much harder impact. It looked like Moz rebroke his nose from when Shadow broke it months ago. Hoodlum took control from here, landing several vicious stomps to the face and driving his elbow into Moz's nose. From here Hoodlum continued to exploit Moz's injury. Instead of going for any type of pin or submission Moz simply toyed with Moz and further agrivated his nose. Moz fought through the pain to return some chops from Hoodlum, but then ate a discus clothesline. Shadow showed Moz that anything he could do Shadow could do better by hitting a Standing Shooting Star Press himself. Hoodlum normally keeps it on the ground, but really showed that he's a capable high flyer as well. Moz continued to fight through pain and blood loss. He proved to the fans that he was more then worthy of his spot. Shadow continued the assault, but was Moz able to once again dropkick Hoodlum down to his knees. Instead of another kick, Moz ran the ropes and dropkicked Hoodlum straight in the face. Just like Shadow before him, Hoodlum showed that he wanted to keep his mask on, and this gave Moz enough time to land his Frontflip Piledrvier and score the victory. Moz retains the title and further established himself as a competitive and exciting C-X-J Champion.
It was now time for the Tag Team Championship battle as Strong Destiny would attempt to defend the belts against Perfection's Akatsuki. Strong Destiny were somber and reserved as they went to the ring, while Danny and KYO exploded out of the entrance ready to do some damage. Danny had alot of trouble with Eivion in the beginning as they opened the fight. The silent assassin from Edo tossed him all over the ring, and hit him with hard strikes and boots to keep him floored. He focused soley on Danny until KYO got his attention by biting him on the forehead when he got close to his corner. KYO got himself tagged in and brutally assaulted Eivion, who was cut open after the bit. Eivion was taken off his feet and Poo disrespected him with repeated kicks and slaps to the head. This backfired when Eivion managed to grab ahold of his leg and brought him down with a leg sweep. He then tagged in Green Destiny who relied more on his head dropping power moves to deliver damage to KYO. This didn't stop him from running up the turnbuckle and landing a knee straight to KYO's jaw strong style. He capped that off with 2 quick snap suplexes and an Emerald Frosion. Danny broke up a pin attempt, but Eivion forced him back out of the ring. This allowed Green to hit another Emerald Frosion on KYO, but this time the insane demon was able to kick out after a 2 count. Green picked up KYO for another big move, but KYO bit him the face as well and delivered a headbutt before capturing him in his cradle piledriver. 1-2-3! The Akatsuki won the match and brought the Tag Team titles to Perfection.
Next up, this all action pay per view had another title match with serious implications. EBW Royal Crown Champion Rude faced off with SURGE super rookie Amigo. Both Rude and Amigo have been were part of a Royal Crown trinity that also included former champion Trevor Mach. The three of them put on top notch matches that paved the way for the hybrid movement to begin. This match was exactly what you would expect from these two fighters. It was a hard hitting, highly athletic matchup. Amigo started strong with a shoot on Rude and a submission attempt, but before locking it in Rude escaped and caught Amigo in a chokehold. As he dragged him back to his feet with the hold firmly in place Amigo managed to slip out behind him and then placed Rude in a guillotene choke. He rolled into it and brought Rude to the ground where he held the lock for a full minute. Rude looked like he would black out, but finally managed to escape. Amigo got up first and delivered a boot to the head that sent Rude back to the ground. Amigo ran in to hit him again, but Rude caught his leg and tried to catch him in a kneebar. Amigo fought out of it and both fighters got to their feet and ha a staredown in the center of the ring. This quick surge of energy at the start set the pace for the whole match. A hybrid fight that the fans really got behind. It was either man's fight, even as the match headed into double digits on time. They were both tired and beaten, but pushed on. Amigo took out Rude's knee, and prepared to lock in a rear naked choke, but instead Rude blasted Amigo with a kick from the mat. This took Amigo down and they grappled for several minutes on the ground. No one could predict who would take the match, as they both fought an evenly matched fight. They finally got back to their feet and traded blows. The crowd was going crazy, but suddenly the bell rang. The match had reached its 30 minute time limit and was declared a draw. The ref had to pull both fighters apart to tell them the match was over. The crowd was booing the time limit and chanting "we want more!", but also applauded the effort of Amigo and Rude. Amigo, visibly impressed that Rude had kept up with him in a clean fight extended his hand, but Rude smacked his hand away and held up his belt in a show of disrespect. Master Lu came out to ask the fans if he should restart the match under sudden death rules. The fans went crazy as Amigo and Rude stood ready to fight again, but Reno quickly came out to let them know that wasn't going to happen. Rude complained to Reno that he was ready to keep fighting as he walked to the back. Amigo grabbed a microphone and promised the fans that he would restore honor to the Royal Crown Championship and present perfect athletic competition in EBW. He then told the fans to support him when he takes on PIXEL legend Kazushi Sasake at the upcoming Versus show.
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The Women's Battle Hive started out with the Tag Team Cage match in the left cage, Paula and Jan the Mach Pizza Girl vs the EBW Women's Tag Team Champions....Val and Kumatora. The tag champions worked together and isolated Paula for a while, but eventually Paula made the hot tag to the fired up Jan. Jan cleaned house tossing Val in the cage, face first. Kumatora was then left alone with both Paula and Jan! Kumatora tried to escape but she was caught with the Special Delivery (Spinning Clothesline) from Jan. Kumatora staggered right into the Thunder Brainbuster from Paula! Jan then took the cover from Paula for the victory as Paula went up top for the SSP. Paula seemed a little angry, but Jan just shrugged her shoulders and said "We won, didn't we?" Paula nodded and two entered the center cage together afterwards. In the second cage match, a singles grudge match took place between the recently ousted Tracy and her successor, Alissa Flash. The match was a short but brutal slug fest. Tracy speared and pounded Flash with left and rights, and Flash returned the favor. Eventually Flash took advantage by poking Tracy in the eye with her thumb as she went for the Face Breaking Finish (The Stroke). Flash followed up by throwing Tracy into all four sides of the cage in succession. Flash then dragged the barely conscious Travy to her feet and finished her off with the Single Minor (CIMA's Schwein) for the victory. So it was now time for main showdown in the center cage.....and it would be Lady M's, Paula, and Jan VS the EBW Women's Champion Erica and Alissa Flash. M's team gets a Three on Two advantage in main cage match.
Or so we all thought, as Jan turned on her friends, M's and Paula! The three on two now favors Erica's team! It soon become three on one againist Paula, when Jan produced handcuffs and she and Erica handcuffed M's to the cage. They the forced M's to watch as Alissa Flash beat the hell out of her best friend, Paula! Flash was not done as she got a chair from ringside and reentered the cage. Flash then mouthed off to the helpless and handcuffed M's, before waylaying Paula with repeated chairshots all over her defenseless and prone body. Flash then dropped the chair on the mat and picked up the now battered and bloody Paula to her feet. Flash then put her in position for the Single Minor! M's swore at Flash in anger and told her not to do it, but Flash did and drove the helpless Paula on the chair head first with it! Flash then got down on top of unconscious Paula, making a rather sadistic and vile cover for the three count, while staring at the still handcuffed, but furious M's. Team Erica wins the Battle Hive Match! It was a set up all along, by Erica and Alissa Flash!
And after the match, Flash was not done, as she picked up the Paula again and drove her onto the chair again with the Single Minor, all while staring at M's! Flash then walk over to M's, got right in face up close, and what happened next was rather surreal and down right sick.....as Flash wiped Paula's bloody from her own bloody hands all over the M's face. Now realising she was covered in her own friends very blood, the now seething M's told Flash, very seriously and full of rage, "I will kill you, Flash! I swear to God, I.....will.....*bleep*ing....kill.....you!!" Flash then just smirked and hits M's hard in the gut with the steel chair's edge. Flash then look around the cage at her dirty work, and left happy with it. It seems like her mission has been accomplished tonight! What that mission was is still a mystery. All we know is the master plan worked cause Paula is gonna be out for a while and M's has been hurt as well. She is gonna definantly gonna want some much deserved revenge on Flash for her actions. Wouldn't want to be her in the near future!
It was now time for the second main event of the evening, as the Coalition would face Perfection in the Battle Hive. So much was on the line for both teams. Ness and Little Mac needed the win to get a future title match, Tack Angel needed the win to continue his rise to the top, and Dynamic Dougie needed the win to open the door for Trevor Mach's return. Perfection needed the win to establish that they would be in control in 2010. The Coalition and Perfection both came out together to show that they were heading into this as strong units. The battle turned out to be an epic and quite brutal. It started out with Tack Angel and Maurice in the left ring, Global World Champion w00t and Maelstrom leader Dynamic Dougie in the right ring, and Little Mac and Ness facing off with Reno and Swift. The fans were treated to what was basically three matches at once. The only rule to the Battle Hive was to remain in your cage until you pinned you opponent, then you could move to the center ring where the tag battle was taking place. As Tack and Dougie battled Maurice and w00t respectively, Little Mac and Ness had their hands full as Swift and Reno took the advantage when Swift bashed Ness in the face with his hard right while Reno smashed Little Mac's face into the cage wall. The brutality continued as the teams exchanged hard punches and kicks to the face. Ness was cut open from the initial fist and had a hard time keeping the blood out his eyes. This made him an easy target for Reno, who tired to hit him with a lariat, but Little Mac intervened and used his KO Punch to knock Reno out and score the first pin in the fight. Swift had his hands full with both Ness and Mac, but held his own and managed to even things up 5 minutes later after hitting a Muscle Buster on Little Mac. Ness tried to break the pin, but didn't make it in time. In the right ring Dougie and w00t were trading heavy blows. Dougie was favoring his left leg and w00t tried to target it, but then the Dynamic one revealed that he was playing possum by putting all his weight down on his bandaged right leg and kick a big kick that sent w00t into the cage wall. Dougie ran at w00t and attempted a splash, but w00t moved out of the way and hit his face on the ropes. Dougie back away trying to regain balance, but w00t was standing ready and caught him with a WKO to score the pin. In the left ring Tack and Maurice were trading hard strikes. Maurice gouged Tack in the eyes and then tried to throw a hard right elbow, but Tack dodged and got behind Maurice. He tried to hit a German Suplex, but Maurice reversed it and hit one of his own. Maurice picked up the downed Tack and was ready to finish him off with a big KO Punch, but hit a headbutt and quickly caught Maurice with a Backflip Exploder followed by the pin. w00t and Tack had now joined Swift and Ness in the center ring. Ness and Swift were locked up and when Tack got to the top of the cage Ness pushed Swift away and Tack hit a big Rider Kick on him. w00t jumped into the frey and hit a WKO on Tack before turning to Ness and eating a hard knee. As Tack got to his feet Swift was waiting to hit toss him into the ropes and hit his Stone Fist finisher to get the pin. It was now 2-on-1 as Ness was being double teamed by the Global World Champion and Swift. They were both toying around with Ness and gloating about their upcoming victory, when Ness captured Swift in a ROCKIN Rollup Pin and got the quick pin before w00t could stop it. It was now down to the two men who brought down the house at VE3. They rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. As Ness heard the crowd cheer W00t started to get visibly angry. This anger caused him to increase the brutality of the match, as he repeatedly kicked Ness in the face, causing him to bleed. The blood made its way to Ness's eyes which blinded him enough for w00t to attempt an early WKO. Ness had the move scouted however, and dodged it before unleashing a headbutt to w00t's face. This dazed w00t long enough for Ness to pick him up for an old school PSI Rockin! 1-2-Kickout! w00t escaped the early pin attempt. At this point the Global World Champion exploded with anger as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at Ness. He forced the EBW hero into the cage and grinded his face into it causing Ness to bleed even more. Ness reversed it and started grinding w00t's face into the cage. Both fighters were now bleeding heavily and the blood was splattering all over the ring. Ness started gaining the momentum with the fans cheering him on and tried to hit another PSI ROCKIN, but w00t reversed it and tried hitting the WKO. Ness again reversed it and went for the PSI ROCKIN, but w00t AGAIN regained control and attempted his WKO. He let his body fall to hit the move, but Ness scooped him up and tossed him across the ring. w00t scrambled to his feet and rushed at Ness, only to get hit in the abdomen and quickly dropped with a PSI ROCKIN! 1-2-KICKOUT! w00t wasn't done just yet, so with the fans cheering him on Ness climbed to the top of the cage to land a big elbow drop, but w00t moved out of the way and Ness hit the ring hard. w00t slowly crawled over to pin Ness, but only got the 2 count. w00t then tried to use the same trick by climbing to the top of the cage, but Ness staggered to his feet and followed him up. They traded blows at the top, with Ness gaining control. He then pulled off an epic move that is sure to be remembered by hitting a Thunder Brainbuster off the top of the cage before rolling w00t up for the victory! The Coalition team scored the huge victory in the Battle Hive. Mac, Tack, and Dougie rejoined Ness in the center cage to celebrate as Perfection stood by, livid over there loss. The dreams of EBW can now be recognized in 2010 as they have achieved a much needed victory over Perfection...
EBW: Battle Hive
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV
1. Non-Title No Rules C-X-J Tag Team Battle
Given/Taken beat Grudge/Anguish (8:08) when Taken pinned Anguish after a Doomsday Device.
2. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Battle
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P](c) (10:23) via DQ.
3. Special C-X-J Singles Battle
Generator beat Larmore (15:31) with a Complete Flash (Inverted sitout side powerslam).
4. EBW C-X-J Championship Battle
Moz(c) beat Hoodlum[P+P] (12:28) with a Frontflip Piledriver.
5. EBW Tag Team Championship Battle
KYO/Danny Leung beat Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny(c) (19:18) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Green Destiny to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
6. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle
Rude(c) vs. Amigo (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
7. Women's Battle Hive
Erica and Alissa Flash beat Lady M's, Paula, and Jan the Mach Pizza Girl (25:45) when Flash pinned Paula with the Single Minor.
8. Men's Battle Hive
Ness/Little Mac/Tack Angel/Dynamic Dougie beat w00t/Reno/Swift/Maurice (28:31).
-Little Mac beat Reno (8:09) with a KO Punch.
-Swift beat Little Mac (13:11) with a Muscle Buster.
-w00t beat Dynamic Dougie (16:18) with a WKO.
-Tack Angel beat Maurice (20:02) with a Backflip Exploder.
-Swift beat Tack Angel (22:30) with a Stone Fist.
-Ness beat Swift (24:06) with a ROCKIN Rollup Pin.
-Ness beat w00t (28:31) with a PK Thunderbomb.
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End of the year showdown! E-1 Participants announced!
The end of the year has arrived, and that means that EBW will be holding its third annual Last Clash special. Things are a little different this year, as the first hybrid show under the "Versus" brand name will be taking place that night as well. Some see it as a friendly competition to see who can attract more viewers. Both shows will be airing on ENN, and Versus gets the earlier slot, but does that mean more people will be watching tv earlier in the day or will Versus serve as a lead-in to Last Clash, giving it increased viewers. It is win-win for EBW as a whole, but some of the wrestlers are hoping to score a moral victory for their particular fighting style. Remember that the Versus show will see many interpromotional bouts and two title matches. Last Clash 2009 will also feature some of the same as well as the E-1 Climax dual tournaments. The show will open with Fuel and CP Munk once again engaging in battle, but this time they will be joined by SURGE's newest member Bolshoi. Then the Sons of Anarchy will attempt to take the scalps of another championship team that was meant to replace them when they go head to head with EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Brute and Misfit. Hotlanta will have the inenviable task of defending his belt against Jeff Andonuts, Akinan, Captain Strong, Generator, and Tack Angel in a no rules battle. Hotlanta pushed for Akinan to be involved in the match to show the fans that with Trevor Mach's return imminent the Bushido Mission would resume and allies would do battle if it were the best fight possible.
The E-1 participants were announced at EBW HQ. It was here that Reno made an announcement of his own to Ness and Little Mac. He told them that they had indeed earned the right to challenge for the title again, but now to do so one of them would have to become the E-1 Climax winner. This automatically entered both men into the tournament, while Swift and Royal Crown Champion Rude were entered to represent Perfection.
Later the four teams for the E-1 Tag Team Climax were announced. The Akatsuki broke convention by announcing their intentions to join the tournament even though they are the champs and the champs normally are not involved in the E-1 in EBW. They will be joined Grudge and Anguish on the Perfection side while Strong Destiny and Lovekick Connection will enter on EBW's side. It's a night full of action for EBW. Two big shows that will lead to the end of 2009. With alot to look forward to, the rumors of an invasion of some sort at Last Clash have people talking about what could happen to EBW in 2010.
Last Clash 2009
Battle Dome
ENN Special
1. C-X-J Singles Battle -Countdown to the Future-
Bolshoi vs. Fuel vs. CP Munk
2. Non-Title No Rules Tag Team Battle
Given/Taken vs. Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P]
3. Hardcore Hero Championship 6-Way Battle
Hotlanta(c) vs. Jeff Andonuts vs. Akinan vs. Captain Strong vs. Generator vs. Tack Angel
4. E-1 Climax Tag Team Semi-Finals
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Grudge/Anguish
5. E-1 Climax Tag Team Semi-Finals
KYO/Danny Leung vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
6. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals
Ness vs. Swift
7. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals
Little Mac vs. Rude
8. E-1 Climax Tag Team Finals
9. E-1 Climax Finals
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It's New Year's Eve, and that means it was time for the first hybrid wrestling show under the new Versus banner. Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight! was held before a packed crowd in the Eagleland Big Battle Dome. This venue was picked to show the EBW main brand that Versus could also sell out the building and do so just days after EBW. The card was packed top to bottom with great fights including a super fight between Amigo and Kazushi Sasake and two title bouts!
Just like the Maelstrom shows this night of fights kicked off with an in ring introduction of all the fighters. New Versus CEO Mr. Pirkle made his way out to welcome the fans. He once again promised that the old days of politics were over. He was here to see to it that Versus becomes the #1 fighting organization in the world. He wants it to grow and expand beyond what it already is, and tonight is the genesis of that movement.
The fights kicked off with a spectacle bout featuring Dynamic Dougie taking on Kimbo Slice. Kimbo has alot of hype behind him from his street fighting days, but it has been proven time and again that he has many weaknesses in the MMA/Hybrid world. Dynamic Dougie showed an improved game coming into this one. He showed no fear and actually was the one bringing the fight to the much larger Kimbo. Just a minute into the fight Dougie had Kimbo in the clinch and was delivering knee shots that Kimbo wasn't trying to stop. The ref ended up calling the match and giving Dynamic Dougie the TKO victory. After the match he said that he was completing his goals in wrestling and hybrid wrestling. He said that the way to EBW is reopened for his cousin Trevor Mach and tonight he's going to show them what to expect when he decides to return.
The second bout was a grudge match between former stable mates. The brawling powerhouse Kinniku Mike versus Perfection's French Fist Maurice. This one was a striking battle. Mike tried to take it to the ground many times, but Maruice showed an improved defense against shoots. This went all 3 rounds, but Mike captured the victory after switching into pro wrestling mode and hitting his Release Dragon Suplex that lead to a pinfall. After the match Mike told the fans that this was just a taste of what he can do. He's going to start piling up bodies until he gets his hands on Swift.
The third bout saw F-1 supernova Kid Yamato step into the Hybrid ring to face the Young Gunz' Picky Minch. Minch was definately outclassed in this one. His skills are there, but he hasn't perfected his game like Kid Yamato. Yamato came out swinging and Picky never had a chance to retaliate. Less then a minute in Kid Yamato had Picky on the ground and he was landed blows until the ref stopped the match in another TKO.
Another big name star was making his Versus debut tonight, as F-1's John Sapp took on PIXEL's Jeff Barnett. This was a clash between two big powerhouses. John Sapp has been hit or miss in recent years, but looked in top condition tonight. Barnett kept trying to take the fight to the ground, but John kept it standing and won the bout in the second round with a hard right that knocked out Jeff Barnett in a bit of an upset. Sapp gained momentum and sent a message to Versus that he is here to take scalps.
The fifth battle was the first of three main events. It was a super fight pitting SURGE's Amigo against PIXEL's Kazushi Sasake. Amigo has become something of a PIXEL head hunter. He has so far defeated every PIXEL fighter that has stepped into the Versus ring except for one man....Kazushi Sasake. A win would go a long way for Amigo in the title picture. A win for Kazushi would keep the PIXEL invasion going full steam in Versus, and possibly lead to a rematch with Trevor Mach. This one was a three match classic. Both men put it all on the line. Kazushi showed extreme focus and it was obvious that he was not taking the super rookie lightly. Amigo's recent Battle Hive encounter slowed him down in this fight, but he had impressive defense against anything Sasake was throwing at him. It went into the third round looking like it might go to a judge's decision, but Amigo suddenly shot behind Kazushi and hit his patented German Suplex. He then went for the pin and got the huge upset victory over the PIXEL legend. Amigo grabbed a mic after the fight and showed his respect for Kazushi Sasake by bowing to him. He said that it was an honor to fight one of the best in the sport. He learned alot from the fight and he considered this the shattering of his glass ceiling. He has come close to the big win often in his short career, but he considered this the tide turning. He then went on to officially call himself the PIXEL Killer and challenged other PIXEL fighters to come and face him at future Versus shows. Members of the legendary BJJ family the Jacie's were sitting in attendance and look intently when Amigo laid down the challenge.
The second of three main events featured Perfection member Dave Larmore attempting to defend his Vs World C-X-J Championship against the MFC's Matt Diaz. This was yet another striking match, as both fighters took heavy shots for two round. Larmore was able to absorb alot of punishment and retaliated with some brutal head kicks that finally took their toll on Diaz. He was KO'd by a headkick at 3:23 in the 2nd round. an impressive V1 Defense for Dave Larmore. Perfection spokesmen Reno came into the ring and handed Larmore his belt. He then grabbed a mic and told the fans that this is what wrestling was all about. Perfection is the biggest name in any sport and Larmore as champion is proof of that. Both Reno and Larmore were booed as they headed to the back.
The third main event and final bout of the show featured Trevor Mach attempting to defend his Vs World Heavyweight Championship against PIXEL's Kazu Fuji. Trevor and Fuji both have the experience wrestling, MMA, and hybrid wrestling so it lead to a competitive encounter. Trevor had Fuji scouted and that was obviously early on as he ducked several strikes and popped the challenger with a solid right hand. Kazu Fuji then countered with a hard left and shoot in on Trevor. They grappled on the ground with Trevor getting control, but he was unable to follow up with a submission as Kazu Fuji slipped back to his feet and landed a good punch. Trevor sprang up and caught Fuji in a clinch and hit some muay thai knees and then went wrestling mode with a european uppercut. The first round ended with both men trading blows. The second round saw more of the same only turned up a couple notches. They both then traded some hard jabs, but Trevor also hit some hard side kicks to the legs that sent Fuji to his knees. Trevor then bounced off the ropes and hit his Macha Ye. The impact of the Macha Ye knocked out Kazu Fuji and Trevor Mach won the match and made an impressive V1 Defense. Dynamic Dougie came out to celebrate as both Maelstrom members picked up victories tonight. Trevor then grabbed a mic and wished the fans a happy new year before adressing his future as it pertains to EBW. He told them that he was very greatful to his cousin for reopening the door to EBW for him. He said he loves EBW and feels that the "Bushido Mission" must be carried out on Versus as well as the EBW main brand. He said he wanted to personally spearhead some changes and maybe it was time for a conflict. He said maybe it was time for the true path of EBW to be detirmined. As for when he would return to EBW he told the fans that he would be making his move sooner.... rather then later. A fitting end to a successful and entertaining show for Versus.
Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight!
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
ENN Special
1. Dynamic Dougie [Maelstrom] (R1, 1:10, Knee Strikes -> TKO) Kimbo Slice [Free]
2. Kinniku Mike [SURGE] (R3, 2:05, Release Dragon Suplex -> Pinfall) Maurice [Perfection]
3. Kid Yamato [F-1] (R1, 0:55, Strikes -> TKO) Picky Minch [Young Gunz]
4. John Sapp [F-1] (R2, 1:58, Punches -> KO) Jeff Barnett [PIXEL FC]
5. Amigo [SURGE] (R3, 4:02, German Suplex -> Pinfall) Kazushi Sasake [PIXEL FC]
6. Vs World C-X-J Championship: Dave Larmore(c) [Perfection] (R2, 3:23, Head Kick -> KO) Matt Diaz [MFC] V1 Defense!
7. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Mach(c) [Maelstrom] (R2, 2:08, Macha Ye -> KO) Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC]
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Reno: Happy New Year everybody! It is your favorite stable in this or any sport: Perfection! We're all here to celebrate our year of dominance. I remember this time last year we were on top and w00t was Global World champion. We've held that momentum for an entire year....other then a 6 month hiatus....but still we are on top of the wrestling world! So what if we lost the Battle Hive match?! To get a title shot Ness or Little Mac has to win tonight's E-1 Climax. I'm pleased to tell you that is not going to happen. We've got two of the very best standing in their way. The Royal Crown Champion Rude and Perfection's brawler Swift.
Rude: Check this dawg! The Royal Crown Champion could use some mor bling ya feel me?
Swift: I've been near the top of this mountain before. I'm going to win the E-1 and then I'm going to challenge our "leader" w00t for the championship....keeping the belt in Perfection of course.
w00t: ....of course....
Reno: Hey hey we'll get to that later. Right now I want you guys to go out there and put a stop to EBW once and for all. The champ and I will be rooting you on.
Ness: The time is here EBW fans! The year is at an end, and we're looking to start 2010 with the momentum in the favor of EBW. All of us here live and breath EBW. We're all about the traditional pro wrestling that we all know and love! Little Mac and I have one more hurdle to climb to reach our final goal of the Global World Championship. If either one of us wins we have the door open to retaking the symbol of professional wrestling for the home army. EBW FOREVER! Professional Wrestling FOREVER!
Little Mac: Right you are Ness! We're taking this company back! One way or the other....one of us is making it to that first dance with w00t in 2010. It is my dream to climb that mountain just one more time. w00t, whatever you send in my way to stop me won't be enough. In recent months I have fought alongside these young wrestlers and I remember why I love this sport so damn much. You'll have to kill me w00t! I'm coming for you.
Ness: Last Clash 2009! EBW is coming out on top! Let's go guys!
The most hectic and exciting year in EBW's history is coming to a close, but not before ending 2009 in style. Last Clash 2009 went down in the hallowed Battle Dome, where EBW became famous. 8 big matches were lined up, including the E-1 Climax dual tournaments. Who would make the last big statement of 2009?
The Last Clash began with a 3-way C-X-J battle pitting newest SURGE member Bolshoi against rivals Fuel and CP Munk. It was a great way to kick off the show as all three fighters put on a fast paced encounter. Fuel and Munk continued their rivalry and that opened up alot of great opportunities for Bolshoi to show off his lucha skills. Late in the match Munk tossed Fuel out of the ring only to turn around and get trapped in the Bolshoi Bomb for the pin and the win for the flashy rookie. A big win for Bolshoi as he tossed roses out into the crowd to celebrate. Suddenly, out of the crowd came a scarred figure in a trenchcoat who bashed Fuel in the head and then jumped in the ring where he dropkicked Bolshoi out of the ring. CP Munk back away as the figure looked at him. He took off his hood to reveal that it was Shadow! The haggard veteran looked like he was going to shake hands with CP Munk, but quickly brought him in to take him down with the Shadow Driver. He even attacked the ref before leaving the ring and staring at the chaos he caused before heading to the back.
The second match featured the original Sons of Anarchy continuing their revenge tour as a part of the Maelstrom faction. This time they would get the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Brute and Misfit in a non-title no rules tag battle. Just like the previous match Given and Taken looked in top form. They were mre furious with Grudge and Anguish, but that didn't stop them from taking it to Brute and Misfit. The P+P was equally brutal and used the no rules stipulation to their advantage. Given and Taken just couldn't be stopped on this night though and picked up another win when Given pinned Brute after a Doomsday Device. Given and Taken have no beaten both sets of tag champions in non-title bouts. They have made a huge statement with their return and now they can choose which titles they want to go after.
The next match was an exciting 6-Man no rules battle with the Hardcore Hero Championship on the line. The newest title in EBW has had a short life, being introduced near the end of the year, but the fans love the no rules battles and this title has instantly been associated with extreme matches. Hotlanta laid down a challenge to EBW's best and brightest to face him in the biggest no rules battle to date in EBW. Akinan, Tack Angel, Captain Strong, Jeff Andonuts, and Generator all answered the call. They all come from different backgrounds, but entered the hardcore haven tonight for a shot at singles gold. This was not a technical encounter by any stretch. Weapons were used and they were used often. Hotlanta and Akinan are Maelstrom allies, but as per the code of the "Bushido Mission" they spent most of the fight locked in combat with each other. Most of the fighting took place outside of the ring and it was hard for the ref to follow as the brawlers split up. Generator was combining his lucha skills with a hardcore attitude to take control early on, but that was put to an end when his rival Larmore made an unexpected run in and slammed Generator into a barbed wire board. Security had to keep the Vs C-X-J Champion away as he laughed at Mr. High Voltage. Back to the action as Hot and the big super rookie Akinan continued to trade blows. Tack Angel, Jeff, and Captain Strong were in the ring using any and all weapons they could find. Jeff attacked Tack with a crutch, but got kicked in the abdomen and suplexed through a table. Strong picked up Tack after the suplex and landed some punches with a chain wrapped around his hand. Tack took several shots before backing away and landing a super kick that sent Strong out of the ring. Jeff Andonuts got back to his feet just in time for Tack Angel to catch him in a Backflip Exploder and pin him to win the match and become the 2nd Hardcore Hero Champion! Tack was eccstatic as he finally achieved singles gold in EBW. A long path has lead him to increased exposure and he's really showing what he is made of. Hotlanta hit himself for not paying more attention to what was going on around him, but none the less shook Tack Angel's hand and asked to be the first in line for a title match. As this was going down EBW Women's Enforcer Tess was watching with a smirk on her face.
With the Hardcore Hero title match now complete a counter appeared on the screen showing the fans that New Years was fastly approaching. The crowd erupted in cheers as an E-1 banner was placed on the ring to symbolize the beginning of the dual tournaments. First up, we had Strong Destiny and Grudge and Anguish clashing in the opening match of the E-1 Tag Team Climax. It was a great match up that showed off two distinct clashing styles. Grudge and Anguish were still hurting over their war with Given and Taken and this allowed the former tag champs to take control and win the match after Green Destiny hit the Emeral Frosion on Anguish.
The next tag climax bout featured the new EBW Tag Team Champions The Akatsuki representing Perfection as they took on the Lovekick Connection in another match up of opposing styles. Jamie and Sal have had their ups and downs as these factions have shuffled around and P+P's involvement has left them without the tag titles, but they showed that they can hang with any team from any division. The problem is they were facing the unpredictable Akatsuki. This team is just crazy. Danny is reserved and laid back until he is ready to strike and KYO is always dangerous. He laughs when you inflict damage and when he removes the mouth cover you know he is going in for a bite. That is exactly what he did in this match. He bit Sal as they were fighting on the outside edge of the ring. Sal stumbled back as he felt his forehead start to bleed. KYO kicked him in the stomach and then pulled off a dangerous move by hitting the Cradle Piledriver onto the arena floor. Sal was down and out, and the brothers slowly picked Jamie apart before Danny hit the Emo cutter and got the pinfall. In the climax tag finals it will be a rematch between Akatsuki and Strong Destiny.
We now went to the highly anticipated E-1 singles Climax matches. First up was a dream match between Ness and Swift. In the years these two have been in EBW a singles match has only occured once...the E-1 Climax As Ness and Swift stared each other down, the fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed could easily be called a classic. They rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. Swift was brutal with his assaults, and Ness's strikes just couldn't match up. At the same time Swift could not take down Ness and this made him visibly angry. This anger caused him to increase the brutality of the match, as he dropped Ness and repeatedly kicked him in the face, causing him to bleed. The blood made its way to Ness's eyes which blinded him enough for Swift to try an early Muscle Buster. Ness had the move scouted however, and dodged it before unleashing a headbutt to Swift's face. This dazed Swift long enough for Ness to pick him up for an old school PSI Rockin! 1-2-Kickout! Swift escaped the early pin attempt. At this point the Perfection brawler exploded with anger as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at Ness. He also busted out the dirty tactics, with eye gouges and low blows. Something you would't expect from Swift months ago, but Swift has shown his true colors and he is now only looking out for himself. He made a pin attempt with his hands on the ropes and almost pulled off the cheap win, but Ness escaped. Ness was hurting and Swift continued to bring the pain, but even when Swift hit his Muscle Buster Ness would not stay down. Swift picked him up for another Muscle Buster, but Ness kicked him and turned it into a PK Thunderbuster. As Ness rolled up Swift for the pin Reno ran down to the ring and placed Swift's foot on the rope. The ref didn't see it happen and stoppe the pin. Ness chased Reno off and went back into the ring to finish Swift. He picked him up for another Thunderbuster, but Swift hit a lowblow and hit the Muscle Buster. 1-2-Kickout! Swift was shocked that Ness had kicked out yet again, so he went high risk and took Ness to the top rope before hitting another Muscle Buster. 1-2-3! Swift gets the cheap win and moves on to the E-1 Finals.
The next match saw Little Mac collide with Royal Crown Champion Rude as 2009 was getting closer to an end. As they stared down the fans started chants of "MAC!". They have really grown to love Little Mac and a whole new generation sees him as a hero, and now the only hope for EBW to get a chance at the Global World Championship. They started out with a slow and technical back and forth. They traded holds and strikes and the fans were eating it up. It wasn't until late in the match that the two wrestlers sped up the fighting and really got the crowd into it. Rude was trying to utilize a ground game to negate Mac's signature strikes, but Mac's improved ground game was utilized, as he evaded a submission attempt and caught Rude in an ankle lock. Rude grabbed the ropes and kicked off Mac before locking in an ankle lock of his own. This type of back and forth action continued until Rude gouged Mac in the eyes and hit Tha Rulebreaka. 1-2-KICKOUT! Rude was shocked that Mac kicked out and picked him up to hit it again, but Mac suddenly came to life and clocked Rude with a big KO Punch that dropped him to the mat and Mac rolled him up for the pinfall victory. The crowd went nuts and Rude was shocked that he was beaten. In the main event Swift will meet Little Mac for the first time with the E-1 Climax at stake.
It was now time for the finals of the E-1 Tag Team Climax. Strong Destiny would get a rematch with the EBW Tag Team Champion The Akatsuki. Eivion and Green were at a big disadvantage as this match got underway, they had recently been beaten by Akatsuki and had to spend more time downing their opponents then Akatsuki. This action packed bout brought the best out of both teams however, and really stepped up the recognition of the tag team division. Eivion and Green for once in EBW had an uphill battle, but they stepped up. New Edo Strong Style and NOWA Head Droppy Stlye make a deadly combo like always. KYO and Danny were deadly as well, especially when KYO tore into both Green and Eivion with his teeth. He even partially ripped open Eivion's mask. The blood loss slowed them down and allowed Danny to hit the EmO Cutter while KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Eivion. KYO quickly rolled up Eivion to score the pinfall. The Akatsuki achieved perfect victory with the titles and the E-1 win. A dominant end to the year.
The time for the final EBW match of 2009 had arrived. Little Mac and Swift would collide in the finals of the 2009 E-1 Climax for the first time ever. Swift wasted no time in bring the ultra violence once the match began. The brawler put the veteran through a tough first few minutes as he kicked, punched, suplexed, and stomped away. Despite all of this the bloody Mac got back up and took some more. His age made him alot slower then Swift, but he still had experience on his side and used it to his advantage. A frustrated Swift tried many times to pull out the dirty tricks, but Mac had them scouted and forced Swift to keep it clean. As the match progressed the crowd was 100% behind Mac. He was a true inspiration as he held his own with SWift. As the match progressed even further Kinniku Mike suddenly made his way out. He caught the attention of Swift as intended and this gave Mac an opportunity to hit his big KO. Swift got hit hard, but didn't go down until Little Mac laid into him with a second KO punch and rolled him up for the pin. 1-2-3! Little Mac won the match and the 2009 E-1 Climax! The fans went nuts as Little Mac celebrated with the trophy! Ness was all smiles as his friend won the Climax. Swift had to be held back as Mike smirked. He had gained revenge on the brawler. In the entrance way w00t watched Mac celebrate and clinched his belt tighter. Little Mac grabbed the mic and thanked all the fans and told them dreams can come true if you fight for it. He said his dream was not over yet. Now he would reach for that last golden ring and become the Global World Champion.
As we came back from commercial the show was nearly over as was the year 2009. Mr. Poochyfud, Mr. Pirkle, Master Lu, and Tess all made their way to the ring to join Ness and Little Mac. Mr. Poochyfud glanced over at Mr. Pirkle for a minute before grabbing a mic to wish all the fans a happy new year. He told the fans that he had put EBW into safe hands with his enforcers, and even though Mr. Pirkle and he share a past he will trust that Versus is in safe hands as well. He then thanked all the EBW wrestlers for their hard work and detirmination. Ness grabbed the mic and got the fans chanting "EBW FORVER!" "PRO WRESTLING FOREVER"! The countdown to 2010 was now closing in. As the fans awaited the new year the mood quickly shifted when of all people Trevor Mach ran out into the ring and surprisingly bashed Ness in the head with his barbed wire baseball bat. The fans went silent as well as EBW's management team as Trevor stood over Ness with his baseball bat. At the entrance way the entire Maelstrom faction appeared. They were joined by MMA and Hybrid fighters Kazushi Sasake, Jon Frye, and Young Gun Picky Minch. Mr. Machismo had returned to EBW and left everyone puzzled by his actions, but as 2009 came to a close it was obvious by who was joining Trevor that night that a war of visions was brewing...
EBW.com Exclusive! After the Bell!
Ness: Trevor! What the hell are you doing here?!
Trevor Mach: Hi! Tali kicked me out! She's in one of those...."crazy" moods. Can I sleep here?
Ness: What?! You've got alot of nerve coming here after what you pulled at Last Clash!
Trevor Mach: Oh come on that was just a joke! You were always asking me when I was going to bash you with that bat! I figured it would be hilarious to come back and bash ya.
Ness: Yeah...really funny...and what the hell was up with you and those MMA guys crashing the party?!
Trevor Mach: Oh....that was just some....crazy thing....so can I stay here tonight?
Ness: ....You hit me in the head with a barbed wire bat!
Trevor Mach: .....my bad......so can I?
Ness: You're freaking crazy you know that?
Trevor Mach: Yep! So can I?
Ness: ....*sigh*...fine come on in.
Trevor Mach: Thanks man! Happy New Year buddy!
Ness: *sigh* Happy New Year Trevor....
Welcome back to EBW Trevor Mach.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EBW FANS!
Last Clash 2009
Battle Dome
ENN Special
1. C-X-J Singles Battle -Countdown to the Future-
Bolshoi beat Fuel and CP Munk (6:15) with a Bolshoi Bomb on CP Munk.
2. Non-Title No Rules Tag Team Battle
Given/Taken beat Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] (10:55) when Given pinned Brute after a Doomsday Device.
3. Hardcore Hero Championship 6-Way Battle
Tack Angel beat Hotlanta(c), Jeff Andonuts, Akinan, Captain Strong, and Generator (14:19) when Tack hit the Backflip Exploder on Jeff Andonuts onto a chair to become the 2nd EBW Hardcore Hero Champion!
4. E-1 Climax Tag Team Semi-Finals
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny beat Grudge/Anguish (9:26) when Green Destiny hit the Emerald Frosion on Anguish.
5. E-1 Climax Tag Team Semi-Finals
KYO/Danny Leung beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (15:15) when Danny hit the Emo Cutter on Jamie OD.
6. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals
Swift beat Ness (8:11) with a Top Rope Muscle Buster.
7. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals
Little Mac beat Rude (10:09) with a KO Punch.
8. E-1 Climax Tag Team Finals
KYO/Danny Leung beat Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (10:56) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Eivion Thanatos to win the 2009 E-1 Tag Team Climax!
9. E-1 Climax Finals
Little Mac beat Swift (15:07) with a KO Punch to win the 2009 E-1 Climax!
Online!
Welcome to 2010 EBW! Super X-cite announced for 1/4/2010!
EBW had a big 2009! After a half year hiatus, EBW rebounded with a move to Fourside and a huge boost in business that has allowed them to expand further then ever. The year ended in a big way when a loyal EBW fan favorite finally achieved singles gold, a legend wrote his ticket to the big dance, and the voice of a new wrestling returned to make a statement. EBW was big in 2009, but it's going to be even bigger in 2010! The first show of the year has been announced, and it will fall on the best wrestling day of the year 1/4/2010! EBW: SUPER X-cite will have 6 big matches to get the year started right, and will feature the biggest names in EBW as well as several other promotions. Tack Angel has begun to show his true potential, and now is the champion of the growing Hardcore Division in EBW. Super X-cite will kick off with the first two matches in a Hardcore Hero Tournament. Former champion Hotlanta will be facing former EBW wrestler Slayer who is now a main player in the indy fed BO*OM Deathmatch Wrestling. Then Maelstrom Co-Leader Dynamic Dougie will take on Jeff Andonuts. The C-X-J Tag Division will get a big chance to shine when EBW holds a Round Robin Battle to detirmine which team will become the first winners of the Super C-X-J Tag Team Cup. The top teams from EBW and P+P will be involved plus a super team of Generator and C-X-J Champion Moz. The fourth battle will see a 4-way battle between Fuel, CP Munk, Bolshoi, and Picky Minch, with the winner going a long way to a C-X-J title shot. Then the action really picks up. Little Mac has achieved his goal of getting a title shot against w00t. Now the countdown to the big battle has begun. He will be teaming with Ness, Captain Strong, and Kinniku Mike as they take on Global World Champion w00t, Swift, Maurice, and Vs C-X-J Champion Larmore as well as the Maelstrom team. Trevor Mach has returned to EBW, but he hasn't come alone. As evidenced by his actions at Last Clash 2009, Trevor Mach is on the war path and the invasion begins when PIXEL FC legends Kazushi Sasake and Jon Frye join Trevor and Akinan as they shake things up more then ever. Will Trevor and Ness face off in the ring after that attack at Last Clash 09? Will the inclusion of MMA legends make Maelstrom unstoppable? In the main event of the first EBW show of 2009, we will see a rematch from Battle Hive when Rude once again defends his Royal Crown Championship against SURGE's Amigo. Master Lu has added a stipulation stating that this match will go the distance until a champion is detirmined meaning NO TIME LIMIT! Will Rude remain Perfection royalty or will Amigo win his first piece of EBW gold? The show is stacked and EBW is pulling out all the stops, so tune into Super X-cite 1/4/2010!
EBW: Super X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Hotlanta vs. Slayer[BO*OM}
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Dynamic Dougie vs. Jeff Andonuts
3. Super C-X-J Tag Team Cup Round Robin Battle
Teams Involved: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD, Given/Taken, Grudge/Anguish, Misfit[P+P]/Brute[P+P], Rey Dorado[P+P]/Bullet[P+P], Generator/Moz
4. C-X-J 4-Way Battle EBW vs. Perfection vs. SURGE vs. Maelstrom
Fuel vs. CP Munk vs. Bolshoi vs. Picky Minch
5. 3-Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection vs. Maelstrom
Little Mac/Ness/Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike vs. w00t/Swift/Maurice/Larmore vs. Trevor Mach/Akinan/Jon Frye[PIXEL FC]/Kazushi Sasake[PIXEL FC]
6. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle (No Time Limit)
Rude(c) vs. Amigo
The first EBW PPV New Year Rising 2010, will be taking place at the new Twoson Fairgrounds. and so far the only match announced is of course the Global World Championship main event. The legend Little Mac will get his one final shot at the big gold when he faces off wil Perfection leader w00t, the man who also held the gold at New Year Rising 2009. Who will come out on top? Make sure to order New Year Rising 2010 on PPV.
EBW: New Year Rising 2010
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV
1. Global World Championship
w00t(c) vs. Little Mac
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EBW: Super X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Slayer[BO*OM} beat Hotlanta (8:12) with a Barbedwire Chokeslam.
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Dynamic Dougie beat Jeff Andonuts (6:31) with a Dynamic DDT onto a Chair.
3. Super C-X-J Tag Team Cup Round Robin Battle
-Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (0) vs. Given/Taken (0) (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw
-Generator/Moz (1) beat Grudge/Anguish (0) (3:19) when Moz hit the Frontflip Piledriver on Anguish.
-Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] (1) beat Rey Dorado[P+P]/Bullet[P+P] (0) (2:22) when Misfit rolled up Bullet.
-Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (1) beat Grudge/Anguish (0) (4:29) when Sal submitted Grudge with the Paradise Lock.
-Generator/Moz (1) vs. Rey Dorado[P+P]/Bullet[P+P] (0) (0) (5:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
-Given/Taken (1) beat Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] (1) (4:56) with a Doomsday Device.
-Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (2) beat Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] (1) (3:48) when Jamie hit the Penatly Kick on Misfit.
-Given/Taken (2) beat Generator/Moz (1) (2:55) when Taken hit the Sado Suplex on Generator.
-Rey Dorado[P+P]/Bullet[P+P] (1) beat Grudge/Anguish (0) (4:33) when Rey hit the Doradorana on Anguish.
-Sudden Death Final: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Given/Taken (8:18) when Jamie hit the Penalty Kick on Taken.
Sal Paradise and Jamie OD win the Super C-X-J Tag Team Cup.
4. C-X-J 4-Way Battle EBW vs. Perfection vs. SURGE vs. Maelstrom
Picky Minch beat Fuel, CP Munk, and Bolshoi (9:23) when Minch submitted CP Munk with an Ankle Lock.
5. 3-Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection vs. Maelstrom
Trevor Mach/Akinan/Jon Frye[PIXEL FC]/Kazushi Sasake[PIXEL FC] beat Little Mac/Ness/Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike and w00t/Swift/Maurice/Larmore (18:54) when Trevor Mach hit the Macha Ye on Captain Strong.
6. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle (No Time Limit)
Amigo beat Rude(c) (15:12) with a German Suplex Pin to become the 4th EBW Royal Crown Champion!
-Maelstrom kicked off the show with a declaration of war on those would stand in the way of the Bushido Mission.
-Ness appeared backstage to talk with Trevor, but the normally talkative Vs World Heavyweight Champion walked away with Kazushi Sasake and Jon Frye.
-Slayer won the first match in the Hardcore Hero tournament with unwanted help from KYO and Danny Leung.
-Dougie beat Jeff after a Dynamic DDT into a chair. Apple Kid and Picky Minch came out after the fight to formally announce the disbanding of Young Gunz. Jeff and Apple Kid will be pursuing other goals while PickY Minch has joined Maelstrom.
-Lovekick Connection won the first ever Super C-X-J Tag Team Cup after a hard fought round robin tournament that went to a Sudden Death with old rivals Given and Taken. This time both teams showed mutual respect.
-Picky Minch regained momentum after a long time stagnation thanks to his movement to Maelstrom and a move to MMA oriented action. He won the 4-way C-X-J match after submitting CP Munk with an ankle lock.
-Trevor Mach and his hybrid army made their return to EBW and won the 3-Team Battle when Trevor Mach pinned Captain Strong after the Macha Ye. After the match he and Ness got into a brief staredown while w00t taunted Little Mac with the Global World Championship. Kazushi Saske and Jon Frye were impressive in their debut match.
-Amigo beat Rude in what could easily be called an early MOTY candidate after overcoming attempted interference from Reno. Amigo became the 4th Generation EBW Royal Crown Champion!
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EBW.com
EBW had a successful first show in 2010. The Maelstrom Army declared war while the tension between EBW and Perfection escalated. Amigo achieved his goal of becoming Royal Crown Champion, by avoiding dirty tricks from Reno to take the belt from Perfection's Rude. The huge momentum from Super X-cite continues with a big episode of X-perience. We'll two more matches in the Hardcore Hero Tournament, the Heavyweights and C-X-J wrestlers of EBW will unite against Perfection's heavyweights anc C-X-J wrestlers, newest Maelstrom member Picky Minch will lead Given and Taken in a battle with P+P's Menace to Society. Little Mac will lead Ness, Hardcore Hero Tack Angel, and Royal Crown Champion Amigo as they take on w00t, Swift, Reno, and Maurice. Rude is noticably absent from the match up. In the main event the hybrid invasion begins, when Trevor Mach puts on the MMA gloves to battle Captain Strong in a special Hybrid Battle. All of this and more on a big episode of X-perience.
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Apple Kid vs. Mr. Scary[BO*OM]
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Akinan vs. CP Munk
3. 8-Man Heavyweight/C-X-J Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. KYO/Danny Leung/Grudge/Anguish
4. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Menace to Society
Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Hoodlum[P+P]/Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P]
5. 8-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Little Mac/Ness/Tack Angel/Amigo vs. w00t/Swift/Reno/Maurice
6. Special Hybrid Battle: Trevor Mach[Maelstrom] vs. Captain Strong[SURGE]
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EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Mr. Scary[BO*OM] beat Apple Kid (5:45) with a Scary Driver (Jumping Piledriver) onto a chair.
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 1 Battle
Akinan beat CP Munk (3:22) with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam.
3. 8-Man Heavyweight/C-X-J Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat KYO/Danny Leung/Grudge/Anguish (12:41) when Green Destiny hit the Emerald Frosion on Danny Leung.
4. 6-Man C-X-J Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Menace to Society
Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Hoodlum[P+P]/Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] (8:10) ended in a Double Countout.
5. 8-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
w00t/Swift/Reno/Maurice beat Little Mac/Ness/Tack Angel/Amigo (10:29) when Maurice hit the STO on Amigo.
6. Special Hybrid Battle: Trevor Mach[Maelstrom] (R2, 1:01, Macha Ye -> KO) Captain Strong[SURGE]
-Show kicked off with Amigo celebrating his title win in the ring with Captain Strong, Kinniku Mike, and Bolshoi. Kinniku Mike's arm was in a sling due to some injury. Perfection crashed the party and Maurice broke a board over Amigo's head. Swift managed to get to Mike and attacked his injured arm. EMTs had to help the SURGE faction to the back. Reno and w00t grabbed mics and promised that hits like this would continue until EBW, Maelstrom, and SURGE are broken. Then Perfection will take over once and for all at New Year Rising. Mac, Ness, and Tack made their way out and tangled with Perfection until security broke it up.
-The next two matches in the Hardcore Hero Tournament saw BO*OM's Mr. Scary and Maelstrom's Akinan advance to the next round.
-Strong Destiny and Lovekick Connection joined forces to overcome the EBW Tag Team Champions and the P+P Co-oP Champions. A win for Strong Destiny put them back into the tag title picture.
-Picky Minch lead Given and Taken in a brawl with P+P's Hoodlum and the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions Brute and Misfit. The match was heated and ended up spilling to the outside. The end result was a double countout.
-Perfection won a competitive encounter with the coalition team. Amigo's head was heavily bandaged from before, but fought anyways. Dirty tactics lead to Maurice picking up the win of the new Royal Crown Champion after an STO.
-Trevor Mach brought hybrid fighting back to EBW with a dominant KO win over Captain Strong. After the match Ness came out to try to talk to Trevor, but Trevor against snuffed him to join Sasake and Frye who were at ringside.
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Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 2 Matches Announced!
Mr. Poochyfud and Master Lu invited the round 1 winners of the Hardcore Hero Tournament to EBW Tower today to announce the second round matches. It was announced that the second round matches would be specialty matches. Dynamic Dougie will be taking on BO*OM's Mr. Scary in a Barbed Wire Deathmatch while Akinan will be taking on BO*OM's Slayer in a Landmine Deathmatch. The hardcore battles will be going down on the upcoming episode of X-cite. Viewer Discretion is advised.
Tack Angel has a busy weekend...
Tack Angel has kept himself very busy lately. After being hand picked by Master Lu to lead the future of EBW he went on to pick up big wins and joined the coalition team at Battle Hive before winning the Hardcore Hero Championship. EBW.com found the new champion keeping himself busy this weekend as he was seen training with Master Lu and Little Mac. Mac was sporting a new look, and it looked like he was not only trying to help teach Tack, but also get himself ready for his title shot at New Year Rising. Master Lu once again told EBW.com that he believes Tack can be the future of EBW and that future is coming sooner then most people think.
After the training session Tack was on his way out of the building when...
Tess: Hello my sexy stud Tack!
Tack Angel: AH! I mean HELLO!
Tess: Have yourself a good training session eh? You know, wrestling isn't just about the in ring ability. To really make an impression you've got to have the right package......do you have the right package Tack?
Tack Angel: It depends....are we talking about the same kind of package?
Tess: Oh tee hee hee you are a character Tack, but we've got to get that character to come through on television. Get in my car, let's go to the mall and find you some new threads while we talk about your "development". Then we'll go to my place.
Tack Angel: Umm....I really don't think that's a good idea....I mean so far I've been lucky that Ness doesn't check EBW.com, but it's only a matter of....
Tess: Tack, get in the car!
Tack Angel: Yes mam!
EBW.com found Tack Angel being dropped off in front of the arena several hours later looking beaten with a dollar stapled to his shirt......awkward.
MakaBaka Update!
Bakayaro: Hello everyone! I trust you all had great holiday season. I know I did....living in the Mushroom Kingdom is like being on drugs....all the time....even though I don't condone such things....still. Anyways, I have made my temporary home in MKPW, a company that has had its ups and downs recently, but has finally gotten back on track as the top promotion in the region. I've been working alot in the dojo where I've been trained by the likes of Mario and Bowser. They have helped me cultivate more power moves. I just recently had my first match on tv where I was able to beat Diddy Kong with my Baka Special. It was a great match and I hope I entertained all the MKPW viewers. I'm hoping to make a good impression here before moving on to my ultimate goal.....EBW.
MKPW: Mushroom Kingdom Pro Wrestling
1. Bakayaro Debut Match
Bakayaro beat Diddy Kong (10:18) with the Baka Special (German suplex rolled through into a tiger suplex).
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Amigo and Kinniku Mike prepare...
EBW.com was on the scene at the SURGE dojo today, as the four members of the stable that cultivates the future were training heavily. Even with a injured arm Kinniku Mike was getting involved as was new Royal Crown Champion Amigo, who was brutally attacked two times by former stablemate Maurice on X-perience. With Rude on some kind of hiatus Maurice has stepped up as the new #1 contender to the Royal Crown Championship. He wishes to humiliate Amigo and take the spot he thinks belongs to him, but Amigo is dead set on making sure that doesn't happen. It looks like Maurice may be Amigo's New Year Rising opponent. Meanwhile Kinniku Mike is getting set for the showdown he has been waiting for, when he takes on Perfection's Brawler Swift at the first ppv of the year. Before that pay per view these rivals will clash on the upcoming episode of X-cite, when Amigo and Mike team up to take on Swift and Maurice.
Bizarre actions further signal Maelstrom's call to war...
EBW.com spotted this odd incident earlier today. Global World Champion w00t and Reno left the Perfection locker room to discover the hall way outside had been trashed. The word "Revolution" was spray painted in black, and Perfection's personal monitor had been smashed. It appears that the actions were carried out by Maelstrom, but that can not be confirmed.
UPDATE: We can now confirm that Maelstrom was involved as they hit another target later in the day...
EBW Tower was also hit by Maelstrom when they spray painted "Bushido" above the door of EBW owner Mr. Poochyfud. Ness was also on hand and was as curious as we are as to why Trevor Mach's stable would be up to these tactics. He was quoted as saying "I don't know why....but I intend to find out.". We may see something come from this on the next X-cite.
The Ultimate EBW Finale announced....disappointing news for The Wannabes.
Bad news for the cast of TUE 3. Low ratings and interest have lead the show to be cut down to one final episode without any chance of a finale special. That means that the winner of TUE 3 will be detirmined on the next show. This is disappointing news, but Mr. Poochyfud seemed unphased by this.
Mr. Poochyfud: Well....this is what happens when you fill the cast with FTW wrestlers.
The winner of the show will still be receiving a spot on the EBW roster as will the holder of the LOL Championship as part of an agreement made by Mr. Poochyfud. These wannabes will have to make a huge impact upon arrival as they won't be coming in with huge momentum like previous TUE winners.
X-cite Care Revealed! Women's matches again noticiably abset.
EBW has revealed the whole card for the upcoming X-cite, and once again the women are missing from the card. The second round matches in the Hardcore Hero tournament will occur, as well as the main event of SURGE vs. Perfection. Other matches on the card include another trial match for Lucas when he takes on Hardcore Hero Champion Tack Angel in a 5-minute Time Limit battle. C-X-J Champion Moz, Generator, and Fuel will team up to take on Larmore, Grudge, and Anguish and Maelstrom's Picky Minch, Given, and Taken in C-X-J 3-Team action. Captain Strong has suffered two big losses to Trevor Mach since he his return. Now he had recruited two of the former Young Gunz to stand up to Trevor and his MMA soldiers. Will Trevor Mach finally explain his actions? Also expect a sit down interview between Little Mac and w00t. All of this and more on X-cite.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 2: Barbedwire Deathmatch
Dynamic Dougie vs. Mr. Scary
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 2: Landmine Deathmatch
Akinan vs. Slayer
3. 3-Team C-X-J Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Generator/Moz/Fuel vs. Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Larmore/Grudge/Anguish
4. Lucas Trial Series: 5 Minute Time Limit Battle
Lucas vs. Tack Angel
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Maelstrom
Captain Strong/Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake[PIXEL FC]/Jon Frye[PIXEL FC]
6. Tag Team Battle SURGE vs. Perfection
Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. Swift/Maurice
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Ness: Trevor....hey Trevor...
Trevor Mach: .....
Ness: Hey man, I really need to talk to you.
Trevor Mach: The time to talk is over buddy.
Ness: What? What are you talking about?
Trevor Mach: You and Tack are vastly outnumbered here....I would be leaving quickly.
Ness: What? Wait....how did all of you fit into that van?
Trevor Mach: .....I wouldn't worry about that....
Ness: Trevor listen, I don't know what is going on here, but after you started this strange mission of yours I still helped you out and let you stay at my place while M's was still livid over what happened with Flash.
Trevor Mach: ....Yeah and I brought the DVDs and pizzas.....so what's your point?
Ness: TREVOR! Come on man! Just tell me what the hell you are doing?
Trevor Mach: Ness.....you ever believe in anything so strongly that you'll do anything to see it through?
Ness: I.....
Trevor Mach: Bushido....the way of the warrior......it runs through my soul.
Ness: I....don't understand...
Trevor Mach: I'm focused Ness....more then ever..I have a mission to accomplish.
Ness: The Bushido Mission?
Trevor Mach: Yes....now excuse me I have to go.
Tack Angel: Geez....what's up with that guy?
Ness: I don't know...has the eccentric Mr. Machismo finally settled down....or has he finally actually lost it?
w00t: Swift...Maurice....you've got yourselves a very important match tonight. Mike and Amigo want to take what is rightfully yours. They want to push you aside and steal all the glory for themselves. Perfection is all about being the best....you two are two of the best. Swift, you are the best brawler in EBW. Maurice, you are the true future of wrestling....not Amigo. Go out there tonight and send those injured SURGE punks a message. At New Year Rising your going to destroy them.
Swift: Then....when I take out Kinniku Mike.....I get my title shot.
w00t: ...yes...of course....was hoping you forgot about that.
Swift: What was that?!
w00t: NOTHING! Go out there and kick ass you guys!
Reno: Hey KYO....Danny. How is the best tag team in the world doing tonight?
KYO: .....
Danny Leung: .....
Reno: .....Good to hear! Hey w00t, I think we need to talk.
w00t: What's up?
Reno: Well...Rude isn't too happy about not getting an immediate rematch with Amigo.
w00t: What? I told him to take a tropical vacation and relax for awhile! Maurice will hand Amigo his ass and then Rude can get a shot against Maurice. We keep the belt in Perfection and everyone wins! What's the problem?
Reno: Well Rude doesn't see it that way. He lost to Amigo so he wants to beat Amigo back. He wants to avenge his loss.
w00t: I wouldn't worry about that Reno! I would worry about MY interview tonight. Little Mac and I will be face to face. I'm sure that punk Ness will be there too. I want you to back me up! Let's go Reno!
Mr. Poochyfud: Ok listen up all of you! I left EBW in the hands of Master Lu, but I wanted to be here personally to deliver this message. Tonight, Trevor Mach and his Maelstrom boys might try to pull something. I want you to keep a close eye on them and stop them if they try ANYTHING! I don't know what Trevor's game plan is, but since he's come back he's been about as destructive as Perfection. He's destroying property and he gave the keys to the Versus franchise to....*groan* Mr. Pirkle. He says he's declaring a war....a revolution. If he's talking about EBW then I want him put down immediately. Do you hear me?
Captain Strong: I got this sir. My boys here have other concerns tonight, but I've recruited a team that I think can handle his MMA fighters. They have to adhere to the rules of pro wrestling around here. That is where we have the experience advantage. I respect the kid for all he's done. He beat me fair and square in a hybrid battle last week. If he does try something though....I won't hesitate to pull out a baton and crack his skull.
Mr. Poochyfud: Good...I hope it doen't come to that.....but if it does....goodluck.
After a crazy first week of 2010 EBW was once again back to present an explosive X-cite. For years Trevor Mach has teetered on the line of sanity, but he may finally have lost it as he may have started a 3-way war in EBW. As we head towards New Year Rising 2010 anything can happen...
The opening contest was the first of the 2nd round Hardcore Hero Tournament matches. Before the match Dougie quickly told Nerma that after being able to bring back Trevor Mach he feels like he can do anything, and had no trouble being one of the fighters to represent Maelstrom in the hardcore division along with Akinan and Hotlanta. Hotlanta could be seen limping beside Dougie as he made his way out. He's obviously injured at the time, but was able to give Dougie some pointers before heading to the back. The lights dimmed as Mr. Scary made his way out for what was sure to be a bloodbath. This was not a technical match by any stretch, but then again it's not supposed to be. Dougie tried to keep things technical for awhile with strikes and holds, but the minute Scary pushed him into the barbedwire that was circling the ring things went hardcore. They both spent alot of time tangled in the wire around the ring and the wire that was wrapped around boards sitting in the ring. Dougie survived alot and even removed his shirt to show the fans we wasn't afraid of getting stuck by the wire. Scary brought out his signature knife and swiped at Dougie, but the Mr. Dynamic kicked it away before kicking Scary in the gut and delivering a Dynamic DDT into a barbedwire board. 1-2-3! Dougie wins the match and moves on in the Hardcore Hero Tournament.
The final match in the 2nd round Hardcore Hero Tournament matches was a Landmine Deathmatch between Akinan and Slayer. Fans were told to stand back away from the railing and a viewer discretion sign appeared on the screen. Someone was going to get "blown up". This was another hardcore encounter. Akinan controlled a large portion of the match, but Slayer is well versed in the ways of pain and was able to take alot and dish out alot more. Slayer found some barbedwire left over from the previous match and managed to wrap it around Akinan's neck. He used the wire in alot of creative ways like suplexing the big man using the wire to help him. You would figure their would be many close calls with the landmines, but Slayer was able to quickly chokeslam the bleeding Akinan onto a landmine that exploded loudly, causing Akinan to thrash about as his back burned. Slayer quickly rolled up Akinan and got the three count. Slayer stood over Akinan as the emts tried to help him to the back. They put him on a stretcher, but Akinan stopped them and walked to the back on his own power. The finals of the Hardcore Hero Tournament will be Dynamic Dougie taking on Slayer.
The third match saw an exciting 3-Team C-X-J Battle, pitting EBW against Maelstrom and Perfection. The super team of Generator and C-X-J Champion Moz continued to impress, while Fuel completed a strong team. Larmore prefers to work alone, but he lead the P+P Co-Op Champions competently...and for Perfection that means any dirty tactic as much as possible. Picky Minch has found new life in Maelstrom, and he put on an impressive showing with Given and Taken. The former Sons of Anarchy were once again focused on getting to Grudge and Anguish. They have recently beaten both sets of tag champs in EBW and P+P, and earned a shot at either set of titles. It's obvious which team they are going after. After an exciting 12 minutes Picky Minch managed to pick up another big win after hitting a German Suplex on Fuel and pinning him. After the match he grabbed a mic and turned to Moz. He said that he's tired of being picked on and being looked at as just the youngest member of EBW. He has found a new home with his old friend Trevor, and wants to repay him for the invitation by once again becoming C-X-J Champion. After several years without a title shot he figures he is due. After winning the 4-way match last week Picky does actually have a claim to the #1 contendership so we may see this match at New Year Rising.
Lucas returned for another trial series match as he battled Hardcore Hero Champion Tack Angel in a 5-Minute Time Limit Battle. Tack was the perfect opponent for Lucas, as he has had to work really hard to finally crash through the glass ceiling and stand on the cusp of the main event. Lucas surprisingly held his own in this encounter. He's picked up some moves from his recent trial matches and gained alot of experience. The downside was that his strategy was to hold out for the 5 minutes and not try to get the victory. Tack wouldn't have that and he took Lucas down with his Backflip Exploder and pinned him just before the time limit was reached. Another good attempt from Lucas as he continues to learn and grow.
The fans were really anticipating this next bout, as Trevor Mach and his MMA soldiers would collide with Captain Strong and his EBW recruits. The fans don't know what to think about the actions of Maelstrom, but they seem to back their actions and welcomed Trevor, Sasake, and Frye with open arms once again. It's surreal seeing these MMA legends teaming with a major player in EBW. This was another hot encounter. Strong was correct that his team had the experience factor, but Trevor had shaken off all his ring rust and left vicious strikes fly. Ness came out to watch this match and shared a staredown with Trevor as Jon Frye was attempting to knock out Jeff Andonuts with hard shots. He he got back into the ring Trevor faced down Apple Kid and delivered a headbut that sent him to his kness. He then hit a Macha Ye before tagging in Sasake and staring down Ness again as Sasake tapped out Apple Kid with an armbar. This match was very MMA influence on Maelstrom's side, as is part of their vision. They didn't cause too much of a controversy after the match but Strong pulled out the baton and was ready to strike as Trevor walked past Ness on his way up the ramp.
Before the main event we cut to a taped segment where Nerma was standing by with Little Mac and w00t.
Nerma: Nerma here with the two men who will main event New Year Rising 2010. This is the first ppv of the year, and will set the standard for all other shows this year. How are you preparing for your big title match.
Little Mac: Well I...
w00t: I believe she's talking to the champ you old geezer. I have been preparing just like I always do. No one can beat me, but I always train and strive for absolute perfection. I'm in top shape and ready to send this guy to the retirement home once and for all.
Little Mac: Shut your mouth you little punk! So disrespectful.....so arogant...it's going to be your undoing.
w00t: .....heh...
Nerma: Well Mac, how have to prepared for the match?
Little Mac: I've been training hard and getting myself into true fighting shape. Lately I've felt like in my mind I was two steps ahead of my body. That's not the case now. I'm feeling strong and I'm feeling young. Last year I was given a golden opportunity by my good friend Master Lu. I was given another chance. One final chance to prove who I am and what I've done. To prove I am worthy to be called champion. It's been an honor fighting alongside a true symbol of professional wrestling in this new generation....thank you Ness.
Ness: No problem Mac. This is what you've been waiting for. Now is you chance to take that title one more time.
Reno: Ha! You shouldn't be encouraging old folks like that Ness. You could be signing his death certificate in a few weeks. That will be on your hands.
Ness: Shut your mouth!
Nerma: Guys, please calm down!
Master Lu: Ness and Reno seem to want to get at each other all of a sudden....hmmmmm.....I'll have to remember that.
Reno: .....
w00t: It's ok Nerma! I have been disrespected enough! This interview is over!
Little Mac: Go on and run away little boy....you won't be running at New Year Rising...
It was now time for the main event, as hated rivals would clash in tag team action. Royal Crown Champion Amigo and Kinniku Mike were injured for the match, but came out anyways and brought a tough fight to Swift and Maurice. The fact that three of these fighters are from the New Generation says alot about how fast they are rising in EBW and connecting with the fans. This was all out action from the very beginning. Swift and Maurice were out to hurt their opponents further, and weren't afraid of pulling out a dirty trick here and there. Amigo and Mike refused to go down and late in the match Amigo almost scored a couple close pinfalls on Maurice after hitting his German Suplexes. Mike and Swift were bashing each other hard with elbows and back hands. They had no respect for each other and were out to cause violence. Mike tried to hit his Release Dragon Suplex, but with only one good arm Swift managed to escape and his his Muscle Buster. He was unable to get a pin though which got him very angry. He hit another Buster, but was still unable to keep Mike down. This sent him over the edge. All of a sudden Reno ran down to the ring and tossed Swift a pair of hand cuffs. He cuffed Mike to rope and stomped him into a corner. The ref tried to stop him, but Maurice turned him around and punched him so hard he fell out of the ring. Reno then handed Maurice and Swift two chairs and they proceeded to wail away on their rivals. Security tried to come in and help but they were kept at bay with the chairs. The match was obviously ended in a DQ win for Amigo and Mike, but Maurice and Swift were the ones standing victorious as the show came to a close.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 2: Barbedwire Deathmatch
Dynamic Dougie beat Mr. Scary[BO*OM] (6:12) with a Dynamic DDT onto a Barbedwire Board.
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Round 2: Landmine Deathmatch
Slayer[BO*OM] beat Akinan (7:04) with a Chokeslam onto a Landmine.
3. 3-Team C-X-J Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Picky Minch/Given/Taken beat Generator/Moz/Fuel and Larmore/Grudge/Anguish (12:33) when Picky Minch hit the German Suplex on Fuel.
4. Lucas Trial Series: 5 Minute Time Limit Battle
Tack Angel beat Lucas (4:54) with a Backflip Exploder.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Maelstrom
Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake[PIXEL FC]/Jon Frye[PIXEL FC] beat Captain Strong/Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid (10:28) when Kazushi Sasake submitted Apple Kid with an Armbar.
6. Tag Team Battle SURGE vs. Perfection
Amigo/Kinniku Mike beat Swift/Maurice (15:41) via DQ.
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THE EB AWARDS!!!
Announcer: Live from the Fourside Arts & Entertainment Center.....I mean the multiplex....it's time for Earthbound Wrestling's annual EB Awards! Let's now welcome our hosts for the show tonight, EBW referee Nerdler and special celebrity presenter, famous director Takeshi Kitano!
Nerdler: Nerdler is back bitches! I'm sorry that was very inappropriate. I'm just psyched that EBW is finally using me for something other then that referee job. I mean I have a degree in broadcasting. I get hired to do the backstage interviews and next thing you know they are forcing me to be a referee....but enough about my problem! Tonight, we honor the best that EBW had to offer in the year 2009....last year....ended about a week ago....so no need for a refresher. You all know what our favorite wrestlers have been up to....total freaking anarchy. I'd like to take this time to introduce our special celebrity presenter for tonight. He his a famous actor/director/comedian/astronaut/stock car driver.....ok I might be wrong on one of the those. Anyways, here he is...Takeshi Kitano!!!
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: Takeshi Kitano everybody! Give him a hand!
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: What do you think about tonight's award show so far Mr. Kitano?
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: Boy, those are some damn fine shades, but I bet wearing them in here is making you as blind as when you portrayed Zatoichi! HA......am I right?
Crowd: *crickets*
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: Huh....ok so much for the jokes....so Kitano....are you going to be saying anything tonight?
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: I'll take that as a no...you're just going to stare all night aren't you? Great we get silent Kitano...that's a waste of money. How much did you pay this guy Poochyfud?
Mr. Poochyfud: I'll be paying him your salary if you don't shut the f*** up and get to the awards!
Nerdler: ......Anywho....it's time for the first award of the evening. We're starting off with a big one here....and by big I mean heavyweight.....ha....get it? Heavyweight? No?
Crowd: *crickets*
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: Fine.....anyways....the winner of the Best Heavyweight of 2009 goes to.....KINNIKU MIKE!
Kinniku Mike: ....I'm not much for words....I prefer getting my message across by kicking someone's ass in a wrestling ring...sooo...thank you for this I guess.
Swift: Boo....get that bitch off the stage!
Kinniku Mike: Who the hell was that?!
Swift: Oh you know exactly who it is Mike. It's the guy you stole your entire gimmick from. That award should be going to the baddest motherf***er on the roster, not his cheap carbon copy!
Kinniku Mike: You can kiss my as Swift. You want to prove something to me? You get up here now and prove it!
Mr. Poochyfud: I don't think so...SECURITY!!!
Nerdler: Wow, that was certainly exciting wasn't it Mr. Kitano?
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: Hello? Are you even in there? Well in any case I'm certain that will be the last time something like that happens tonight. With that foreshadowing laid down let's get to the next award what do you say?
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: I thought you'd say that. Next we will be honoring the best C-X-J wrestler of the past year with an EB award. Now this was a tough call and a very close race, as late in the year the division really stepped...oh who am I kidding of course it's C-X-J Champion Moz!
Moz: Wow! This is an honor you guys! Thank you for this! You know, people always used to tell me "Moz, you have to make a choice between being a popular sex symbol and being the best C-X-J wrestler in the world.". My response to them was simple, I said "Bitch I can do both I'm MOZ!" Seriously though thanks for the honor. It has been a great year for me and I couldn't have done this without my brothers in the Lovekick Connection....not my actual brothers mind you...more like the way rappers use the term...yeah. I'd also like to think.....hey what are you doing her....OOF!
Mr. Poochyfud: It's him again! Security get him off stage! Get some help for Moz! What the hell?! We need to lock this down!
Nerdler: Wow...who would have guessed that I would immediately be proven wrong. I know we all hope Moz is ok. Hopefully no more chair wielding maniacs will show up....I shouldn't have said that. The next award goes to the best Tag Team of the last year. One team went above and beyond last year to win both the EBW Tag Team Titles and the E-1 Tag Team Climax. A perfect team deserves the EB tonight and that's why The Akatsuki win the award! Let's bring em out!
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Crowd: .....
Nerdler: .....
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Crowd: .....
Nerdler: ....they...gonna come out? No? Ok, moving on to our next award then. This award goes to the man who had the most improved year in 2009....hey how come it is just men? Where are the women's awards? In fact why haven't we seen the women on the EBW shows lately?
Mr. Poochyfud: Now is not the time to comment about this Nerdler! Get back to your job!
Nerdler: Fine....I'm just saying. This wrestler has taken the ball and run with it to glory. He's impressed the fans, won their hearts and minds, and showed them that he has the potential to be the franchise player of EBW. EBW's Most Improved Player is....TACK ANGEL!!!
Tack Angel: Ummm.....thank you very much for this award....although I don't really think I deserve it.
Nerdler: Oh you're just being modest!
Tack Angel: No I mean I personally don't think I've ever been "bad". I mean I'm a two time EBW Tag Team Champion...I've had a good year....no down period to speak of...but whatever this fine thank you for the award I graciously accept it and...
Master Lu: Wait just a second Tack! I agree with you 100%! You have always been on the cusp of greatness. You just needed a little push to finally get you over that hill. Consider this award as that fans way of saying "Way to go Tack!" "You've finally made it Tack!" "About time you dropped the Rider Kick and got a real finisher Tack!"
Tack Angel: Wait what?
Tess: I also agree!
Tack Angel: CRAP!
Tess: Tack has proven more then "capable" of handling all "challenges" this year. This award is just a way to say thank for "working so hard".
Tack Angel: Ah...too many innuendos! I have to be going! Thank you for the award! Ahhhh!!!
Nerdler: Hmmm...that was just weird and awkward....like something is going on between Tack and Tess or something...that would be silly. The next two awards will both be accepted by the same wrestler. He is not only in the Best Stable of 2009, but he is also the Best Newcomer of 2009. He and his stable have shown EBW that the new generation is here and it's pushing to the front of the line. The Best Stable of 2009 is SURGE, and the Best Newcomer of 2009 is AMIGO!!!
Amigo: Like my associate Mike I choose to keep quiet and send my messages in the ring, but this is a big honor. I am proud to be Royal Crown Champion, I'm proud to win the Best Newcomer of 2009, and I'm damn proud to be in SURGE. You may not know this with how much we've been working along with EBW lately, but we've become a close knit family. Mike is like my brother, Captain Strong is like a father to me, and even Bolshoi...is like...a weird second cousin...but he's growing on me. So in conclusion I'd like to...
Maurice: You'd like to what? Ramble on some more about how you stole my spot! Ramble on about that "family" that didn't care about Maruice! You didn't care what happened to Maurice! You started to hit it big so I was thrown into a tag team with Mike. Then he started to hit it big and I was left in the dust! What about me?! What about Maurice?! I was the diamond in the rough.
Amigo: No, you're an egotistical ass! You turned your back on us! You screwed yourself....not us!
Maurice: Shut your mouth "champ"! I've got a new family now. Perfection truly appreciates me and they know a sure bet when they see it. That's why I'm going to kick your ass at New Year Rising. I'm going to take that Royal Crown Championship, and I'm going to make you pay!
Amigo: ...Bring it...we'll see what happens.
Nerdler: Ok nobody needs to be "bringing it" tonight. Seriously, what the f*** guys! This is supposed to be a friendly awards show! Let's just all be calm as I open up the envelope to see who the EBW fans voted as Most Charismatic. The winner is....Eivion Thanatos? E.....Eivion.......Eivion Thanatos......the guy from Edo. You're f***ing with me right?! Eivion Thanatos!? The guy doesn't speak a word of english! Eivion Thanatos?! I don't believe it. EBW's got some weird fans....Eivion Thanatos....
Eivion Thanatos: .....Arigato....
Nerdler: Give him a big hand everybody! Look at this guy he's just oozing charisma. What is wrong with you people? Why not vote for Green Destiny...he says just as much and he's colorful!
Mr. Poochyfud: Nerdler! I'm not sure where Lady M's is right now, but I'm sure I can find someone else to put you in a bodycast!
Nerdler: ...Moving on to our next award....oh come on...he's not going to accept this award. *sigh* EBW's Loser of 2009......Reno.
Reno: That's where you are wrong you little cretin! I'll gladly accept this award! This award means that I'm doing the opposite of what all you pathetic hicks and trash want me to do. That's exactly what I want! I don't want your kind watching EBW. Perfection is too smart and sophisticated for you. So this means I'm doing my job. You've gotta love it!
Nerdler: It's not time to move onto an award that actually matters.
Reno: Hey! This award matters and I'm not done yet. I'd like to dedicate this award to Perfection and...
Nerdler: The 2009 MVP of EBW won a unanomous decision in the voting....except for one guy who voted for Ron Paul...wrong election asshole.
Reno: You will stop right now and let me finish!
Nerdler: The winner is.....TREVOR MACH!
Reno: Trevor Mach?! Ha! He can wait is turn while I OOF!!!
Trevor Mach: Oh I'm sorry Reno did I just shove you off the stage?
Dynamic Dougie: I think you did cousin.
Trevor Mach: ....Oh well! I'd like to thank you all for supporting me for another year, and while I am currently in the process of breaking down the system in EBW, I'd like to let you know that I'm doing so in the nicest possible way.
Dynamic Dougie: HA!
Trevor Mach: You know, alot of people out there are saying that I might have finally lost it......anyways thanks for the award!
Nerdler: Wow, we need to get someone to scrape Reno off the ground. Anyways, that should have been the next to last award of the night, but I must have....shuffled the deck...yeah that's it. Now it's time for the Best Finishing Move of 2009. This year alot of wrestlers adopted new and more powerful finishing manuveurs, but sometimes it's the basics that get the job done. That's why this year the Best Finishing Move goes to Little Mac's truty KO Punch!
Little Mac: Thank you! Thank you everyone! It's really an honor to know that this generation still enjoys the classics. I was once told that I've got the hardest hands in the sport. I guess that's why I decided instead of a flashy finisher I would just clock my opponents as hard as I could. It's gotten the job done for over 20 years. It's going to get the job at New Year Rising when I finally get my hands on w00t.
w00t: What's stopping you now old timer?!
Nerdler: Oh more interference....what a shocker.
Little Mac: w00t, what are you doing out here?
w00t: Mac, I'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but the WKO is the best finisher of all time! w00t is the real MVP of EBW. I'm also the most charasmatic! Perfection is the best stable, and you're all a bunch of idiots!
Little Mac: Calling the fans idiots is not good for business w00t.
w00t: Who cares about them. This is all about me Mac! This is all about Perfection! These fans think they can hurt me by not voting for me for anything?! Ha! I'm the Global World Champion. I have been for a year!
Ness: No....I kind of broke that streak before you stole the title back!
w00t: Irrelevent! You're nothing but Mac's lap dog now!
Ness: Why you son of a...
Little Mac: That's enough! w00t, we will settle this like men at New Year Rising. I have nothing to say to you right now, so back off and leave us be.
w00t: Heh....you're afraid....can't say I blame you Mac....I'm going to retire you once and for all.
Nerdler: You know what? If we got through one presentation without someone coming in to screw it all up I would shocked. More shocked then if our guest presenter decided to DO SOMETHING!
Takeshi Kitano: .....
Nerdler: Our next award goes to the Best Gimmick of 2009! To win this award you need to be flashy. You need to have zazz. You need to entertain the fans with your antics and personality. A late entry surprisingly won this award. The winner is....BOLSHOI....who is riding in on a unicycle....huh.
Bolshoi: I can't believe it! All my dreams are coming true! Thank you all very much you all deserve a rose...thank you thank you thank y......uhoh
Bolshoi: Uh....hi guys.....
KYO: Hehehe
Danny Leung: Wrong place...wrong time circus clown.
Nerdler: Pst....Bolshoi....give them the trophies....maybe they will go away.
Bolshoi: Uh...here guys....here are your trophies....I'm just going to get on my unicycle and...
KYO: HEHE FRESH MEAT FOR US!!!
Bolshoi: AHHHHH!!!
Nerdler: Annnnd away they go.....boy I hope they don't catch him....poor bastard. Well you can't have the best gimmick without the worst gimmick. This next award goes to the person with the absolute worst gimmick in EBW according to the fans. Whoever wins this award also gets an....."added bonus". You'll see what I mean. The winner of the worst gimmick of 2009 is......AKINAN!!!
Akinan: .....
Nerdler: Easy big man....no offense intended man....it's just that...well you scare the children....and they apparently find you to be a tad bit...too vicious.
Akinan: Grrr...
Nerdler: Hey! I didn't say I did! Listen man, I hate to tell you this, but the award isn't the only thing you are receiving tonight. The winner of the worst gimmick award this year is to be awarded with..."a new gimmick" I guess you could say. It's time to bring out your new gimmick....THE TANOOKI SUIT!!!
Nerdler: Alright man....please don't kill me. Just put the suit on and everything will be fine. There see it...OOF!
Trevor Mach: Well Nerdler I hope you're happy....Akinan's going to go on a killing spree now.
Dynamic Dougie: Yeah at least until the mind altering suit takes effect....poor guy.
Trevor Mach: Well the one thing Maelstrom was missing was a giant Tanooki man....so we'll call this a positive and move on.
Dynamic Dougie: Should we stop Akinan?
Trevor Mach: Eh......nah....this is going to be fun to watch.
Master Lu: With Nerdler being carried out by EMTs I will be taking over for the final award tonight. The last award of the evening is for Biggest Moment of 2009, and that moment is....Fingerpoke of Death? No wait Nerdler scribbled that on this card. Ok the real moment was of course the long hiatus. EBW took 6 months off after an "incident" left Onett in ashes. It was a huge blow to wrestling fans, but now we're back and better then ever....I mean sure this award show was riddled with chaos...but still....better then ever. Anyways, that's the end of our show tonight, so see you next time EBW fans!
The 2009 EB Results!
Best Heavyweight Wrestler: Kinniku Mike
Best C-X-J Wrestler: Moz
Best Tag Team: The Akatsuki
Most Improved: Tack Angel
Best Stable: SURGE
Best Newcomer: Amigo
Most Charismatic: Eivion Thanatos
Biggest Loser of 2009: Reno
MVP of 2009: Trevor Mach
Best Finishing Move: Little Mac KO Punch
Best Gimmick: Bolshoi
Worst Gimmick: Akinan
Biggest Moment of 2009: The Hiatus