Crystal Heaven

Amy Angel stood with Tack and Christina as they pulled the bag off of a tied up Darkness Angel's head.

Christina Angel: He really does look just like you.

Tack Angel: He thinks he's me, but that's not true. He's a twisted monster.

Darkness Angel: Heh. You think so? I'm you unrealized. You think Crystal Hell didn't start as Crystal Heaven? You're on the right track. The goof ball will eventually crack.

Tack Angel: *gags Darkness with a handkerchief. So Amy, we're cool right?

Amy Angel: Um...being that I'm a rookie on the force, I can't really tell you that from a legal stand point. If you step foot outside of the Kingdom you MIGHT be wanted. However, we have no extradition. Plus, Darkness Angel isn't exactly a citizen of Eagleland, or this Earth apparently.

Tack Angel: Exactly. So Darkness, have you been helping Cadmus? Did you expose him to the fragments of Triton?

Darkness Angel: Mph Mmmph.

Christina Angel: Dad, the gag?

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh right. Let's take that out.

Darkness Angel: Ha! Of course I did. I won't hide it. I revel in it. I changed the history of your Earth with it, because on my Earth, Cadmus was a tyrant equal to myself, and we were allies. It was glorious. Justice Rider Trevor Mach stopped him, and so I stopped the Justice Rider. Hey, how IS Trevor Mach still alive exactly? I stabbed him through the heart. I saw his corpse on the table of the Apple Core.

Tack Angel: I don't know about any of that, except for what I heard. You're not asking the questions.

Darkness Angel: You're not intimidating Tack. I am you remember? I know how hardcore I can get, and you....you're like a butterfly trying to talk down to a tsunami. If I wanted, I could have crushed you and your whole family by now. Instead, I've been letting you play your games, and pilot your mechs. I've been mentoring Cadmus on the art of monster creation. It's been a lot of fun. This is all a game until-

Tack Angel: Until what? You go back home? I don't think you're welcome there, and besides, it's still hiding in 1992, and your buddies in the Forgotten made sure that getting back there is impossible.

Darkness Angel: There is one way left, and it's been hidden SINCE 1992. No one knows about it, except for me, because I saw it. When I was brought back from the brink by Samael.

Tack Angel: I heard Trevor use that name. Who is he?

Amy Angel: Biblical Angel of Death.

Tack Angel: Oh.

Darkness Angel: Yeah. Right. "Oh." God, you're so damn awkward.

Tack Angel: Shut up, or you get the gag again....which would also shut you up. Alright. I see what you mean, but I'd rather be awkward than be you. I'd rather be dead than be you.

Darkness Angel: I can arrange that.

Amy Angel: Tack, come over here for a minute.

Tack Angel: What is it?

Amy Angel: He says there is a way back to 1992 right? If we find it, we can send him back, and let the rebels you told me about on Earth-5 deal with him.

Tack Angel: I was thinking that or let Earth-10 deal with him, because they appear to be even better off than us. We can't let him go free on this Earth, not since I caught him, and especially if he's working with the Angel of Death.

Makoto Angel: Guys, we've got a problem!

Darkness Angel: Here it comes!

Tack Angel: What is it?

Makoto Angel: Dark Star Monsters.

Tack Angel: Monsters? As in plural? How many?

Makoto Angel: Five.

Tack Angel: Five?

Amy Angel: We've never taken on that many. Makoto, get the others, and wake up the pirates. We're going to need all hands on deck.

Christina Angel: What can I do?

Amy Angel: Watch the children please. Tack, keep an eye on....well you.

Tack Angel: I'm still mad that I don't have my own mech! I'm the Star Prince dammit! I should-

Makoto Angel: In all of time, the Star Prince was guarded by knights of power. They were his sword and shield. Look to us for that right now. We'll do for you here, what you've done for us in the past and in the ring.

Tack Angel: Well....when you put it like that. Go Star Force!

Amy Angel: Huh...I kind of like that.

Everyone went where they were needed, leaving Tack Angel with Darkness Angel.

Darkness Angel: Cadmus and Bellerophon are coming to save me.

Tack Angel: They'll fail. I have 100% faith in my family. We make miracles happen. This place you're in, that's a miracle. Those ladies? They are all miracles to me. My children are miracles. Yes, even the pirates and penguins. My life is full of them. They matter. They give me strength. People joke about us all the time, but the truth is, I feel sorry for them, never knowing the happiness I have found in my life. That's how I know they're going to fail.

Darkness Angel: Well, let's place our bets then shall we?

Tack Angel: ....

Winters Highway

The EBW Triple Crown World Champion Trevor Mach was driving down the snowy road, in his brand new vintage black M4S super charger, with Justice sleeping in the back seat, and Uncle Charlie in the passenger side.

Uncle Charlie: Turn that heat up boy. This old man ain't used to such cold weather.

Trevor Mach: You didn't have to come. I can watch Justice. I am his Father after all.

Uncle Charlie: You and Tali have your hands full. It doesn't hurt to have me around just in case. Besides, I never get to see one of these shows live and in person.

Trevor Mach: It'll be the best show in town. I promise you that. We kick ass every week.

Uncle Charlie: I just have to wonder you Trevor.

Trevor Mach: What about me?

Uncle Charlie: You are so much more now then what you were before. Yet, you still fight these fights. Why?

Trevor Mach: I am who I've always been. Experiences can change us, but they can't change who I am. I fight because I choose to. It's still fun to me. I hope it always is. You always know more than you let on. Surely you figured that out.

Uncle Charlie: I don't make it my business to assume. I wanted to make sure. I worry about what this means for your family. That is my neice you're married to. That is her son in the back seat. You're....well you're Death.

Trevor Mach: No see, it's like I keep saying. I'm Trevor Mach. That's who I am. Whatever else I have become doesn't change that. I choose what it all means, and I choose life. That's why you're here.

Uncle Charlie: 1992....I was supposed to die wasn't I?

Trevor Mach: Yeah... you were. He came to claim you, and I stopped him.

Uncle Charlie: Who came to claim me? That guy? The Man in Black?

Trevor Mach: Samael...the first and the last, of what is best known as the Grim Reapers. They threw in with "Entity V", and it cost them. Now it's just him and me, but the Death process doesn't work the same way anymore. Apparently, there is some "War in Heaven" over it, but that's a bit above our pay grade isn't it?

Uncle Charlie: Should I be worried? You say something like that and-

Trevor Mach: Let me worry about it. I carry it all...it's too much sometimes. It makes my chest hurt...and my hands tremble....but...that's what I do. I carry the weight.

Uncle Charlie: You shouldn't have to....WAIT LOOK OUT!

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Trevor's car was suddenly run off the road by a car speeding beside it. The force knocked Trevor out. He awoke several minutes later to find himself tied up next to Uncle Charlie.

Trevor Mach Ugh....what the...where....where's Justice?

Uncle Charlie: I don't know, but maybe I can get free and-

Mav Valentine: I wouldn't try it.

Trevor Mach: Mav?

Mav Valentine: I have Justice right here.

Trevor Mach: DON'T YOU HU-

Mav Valentine: I would never dream of it.

Uncle Charlie: You let him go right now!

Mav Valentine: Who are you? Is this your Dad or something?

Uncle Charlie: I'd be proud if I was!

Mav untied Uncle Charlie and handed him Justice.

Mav Valentine: Take the little brat, and get out of here. I bet the car still runs. Go on.

Uncle Charlie: I'm not leaving without-

Trevor Mach: Please Chuck, get my son to safety. Please. I'll handle this. Should've seen it coming. I'm sorry for that. Please.

Uncle Charlie: ...I'll...I'll come back for you, when he's safe.

Uncle Charlie held onto Justice as he jumped into the smashed, but still functioning super charger, and drove it away.

Mav Valentine: I didn't know you had your son with you. I didn't want to hurt him. Just you....just you.

Trevor Mach: Heh...if I'd have known this would happen, I wouldn't have treated you so badly when you were my protege.

Mav Valentine: Why did you? Why did you treat me like trash.

Trevor Mach: I saw myself in you...and not the good parts. The rebellious tenancies, but not tempered. I was hoping to break that ego before rebuilding a real bad ass. I thought it was going pretty well. Then...you left.

Mav Valentine: I had to figure out who the hell I was after what you did. I was getting better in the ring, but when you bust that ego, I didn't know what was left in its place! Then...I disappeared...I ended up somewhere else. I was lost, and then the stars started to disappear. The end of the world they said, and I couldn't believe it. Then. I found myself on board the Apple Core, and it was there that you abandoned me to die.

Trevor Mach: Who told you that? Samael? Did he tell you that? I died before you did.

Mav Valentine: Not quite. You make it sound so easy, but I know better. The Sanctum, it kept you alive. It changed you. You could have saved me.

Trevor Mach: I would have Mav, I really would have. I was working my way back to it, back to that time, and I was going to save you. I don't have that ability anymore.

Mav Valentine: And that's a shame, because it could've saved your life here and now.

Mav grabbed at Trevor's ropes and dragged him for what felt like an hour, in the cold snow. As nightfall approached, he placed him against a tree.

Trevor Mach: This where you want to kill me? Get it over with. That was boring. You didn't even keep me entertained.

Mav Valentine: I'm not going to kill you. The Forgotten are not here to kill everybody. We're here to get back what we lost, and return the favor on those who took it from us. You...abandoned me to die, and so....

Mav tied Trevor up to a tree and cut his hand, spilling blood into the air and the snow.

Mav Valentine: I am going to abandon you....and we'll see what happens. I hear these woods are full of wolves, but you can handle that right? "War Wolf"?

Trevor Mach: ....Well shit.

Crystal Heaven

The Angel Mega Zord fell into a nearby crystal pillar. Three of the five giant mole monsters were still active, taking down the Pirate Syldra while arguing which one of them was the 3rd strongest.

Tack Angel: No! Get up guys! You can do it!

Darkness Angel: Give it up Tack. It's not meant to be. You're not a true hero. You're not a true Star Prince. All you are is a useless man, trapped down here with me, helpless, and afraid. Soon to be alone.

Tack Angel: No. I refuse to believe that. Makoto told me the stories, and she made me believe. This whole time though, I lived it because I was told to, because it was "destiny". I always just wanted to be a family man. I wanted to be surrounded by my loved ones, enjoying their company, and living in peace. To do that though, I have to fight, and I have to admit to myself that I'm the Star Prince, not because I have to be, but because I choose to be.

Darkness Angel: You-

Tack Angel: SHUT! I don't know what you are. An evil version of me? I guess, but that makes you useless, because Angels are supposed to be symbols of justice! I'm tired of this! No one will ever make me doubt this about myself again. I AM the Star Prince. FOREVER!

As the words of determination rang out from his mouth, something began to happen on the surface of the moon. A long lost ruined city just under the surface began to transform, and an opening appeared. Suddenly, a large form burst out of the opening, and through the crust of the moon, hurtling towards Crystal Heaven. The form landed behind the three moles. A giant mech, resembling Tack Angel, with his Star Prince costume stood tall. Tack turned back to Darkness Angel.

Tack Angel: See that?

Darkness Angel: I was hoping you wouldn't find that.

Tack Angel: Ha! Stick around, I'll be back.

Tack ran outside, and was immediately drawn into the cockpit.

Tack Angel: Wow...alright....how do you pilot this thing. Wait, what's this?

The panel showed Tack that apparently the Mecha Star Prince could make additions to itself. With a flip of the switch, the Angel Mega Zord disassembled and reconnected around the Mecha Star Prince.

Amy, Christina, Tracy, Ghost Nani, Makoto: ULTRA STAR ZORD ACTIVATE!

Tack Angel: -Activate. Hey ladies....how did you know the name already?

The Ultra Star Zord made easy work of the remaining three moles, kicking them all into colorful explosions, that left the 5 moles back down to normal size, running off, and still arguing about which one is 3rd best.

Tack Angel: We did it! I have finally have a mech! Yeah!

Amy Angel: Congratulations Tack! How did you get it though?!

Tack Angel: Well, journey of self discovery kind of stuff.

Amy Angel: ...That doesn't really answer-

Suddenly, the mech powered down.

Tracy Angel: Huh? What just happened?

Tack Angel: Oh...apparently the battery was dead.

Christina Angel: ....Anyone have jumper cables?

Winters Heated Gymnasium - Entrance

Lady M's pulled up on her motorcycle, but she was suddenly stopped by two large, muscular woman in black security polo shirts.

Lady M's: Yikes. Were you two built in a lab?

Rasa: She's Bev, and I am Rasa. We are Security for Ms. Tess.

Lady M's: Of course you are.

Bev: We have orders to keep you out, and we intend to do just that.

Lady M's: You think you can stop me?

Rasa: Yes, we do.

Lady M's: Damn...you might be right. You're tall, tanned, and ripped, but you must not know who I am. If you think that shit stops me, you got another thing coming. Tess told me to be here personally for the title match. She wanted me to watch. Called it a "birthday gift".

Bev: Change of plans.

Rasa: You might try to get involved. She said y-

Tess: I'll tell her.

Tess stood behind the two very large women.

Tess: You might try and get involved. I don't want that. I want you to know what it's like to deal with circumstances out of your control. It's all under MY control. You don't get to call the shots. I do.

Lady M's: You bitch. I'm going to leave, and then come back....with like...20 people....because these bitches are huge...and I'm getting into this building.

Tess: Well if you do, I might just have another gift for you. Don't we ALL love surprises.





Tommy Dukes: Welcome to EBW: Xcite! I'm Tommy Dukes, happy and toasty in the Heated Gymnasium of Winters. This place is packed, probably cause of the body heat. I'm not kidding, it's freaking cold out there.

Nerma: Makoto is not with us, and I'll be canned too if I keep on that subject. We'll just tell you now that she's our roving reporter. Very happy for the promotion I guess?

Tommy Dukes: We're going to cut to her now, because she's with Bashin Dan, a man pulling double duty tonight, and also the first ever Challenge Champion.

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Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, just loving my new job...hehe....with the Challenge Champion Bashin Dan. Now Dan, we were all hoping for a Triple Crown rematch, but this seems to suit your style.

Bashin Dan: It does. It really does. A weekly challenge gives me something to look forward to.

Makoto Angel: I hear Generator is coming back from a little break to make the first challenge on Xperience.

Bashin Dan: That's what I hear. He's incredible in the ring, and he can do a lot. The title and the money are very compelling too. Should be a good challenge.

Makoto Angel: You love a challenge, which must be why you're pulling double duty tonight. You're trying to recapture the Team Rings for Dan Club, while also standing beside EBW Home Army to take on the Forgotten.

Bashin Dan: I'm needed, and I will be there. That's all there is to it. My friends will stand with me, and I will stand with them. Nothing more important on Earth than that loyalty. Love for friends and family. Wish me luck.

Makoto Angel: Well wait, you might need it, because no one has seen Trevor Mach. The Triple Crown World Champion hasn't been spotted in Winters yet.

Bashin Dan: ....He'll make it. He wanted me on the team because he believes in me, so I believe in him. He'll be here.

Makoto Angel: I hope you're right.

EBW: Xcite
Winters Heated Gymnasium, Winters
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1. Women's Tag: Calamity Jane[o]/Sylvie beat Gold/Calamity Lain[x] via Lariat -> Pin
-Opening contest saw the Forgotten's Calamity Jane and Sylvie team up against their former tag partners in Gold and Calamity Lain. The EBW side wanted answers more than action, and it cost them hard, as Lain lost out in a Lariat battle with Jane, who floored her and pinned her for the win.

Nerma: Not good ladies. You have to get your heads in the game. These two don't want to be friends or play nice. They've been sowing seeds in your heads, and it's working. Snap out of it!

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, what she said!

2. Singles: Maurice beat Rude via Head Kick x Fisherman Suplex -> Pin
-Short but fun match, with Rude wailing on Maurice before a vicious Head Kick turned the tide. Another one rocked Rude, and after a few punches, ate a Fisherman Suplex before the pin. After the match Amigo appeared on the screen.

Amigo: Maurice, I'm back. You tried to take me out with that bottle, but rest, rehab, and sandwiches kept me going. Something else too. Not revenge, but pity. I pity you Maurice. I really do. I pity you, because no man should have to go through what Mike and I intend to do to you after all the shit you've put us through. I rarely get mad, but I'm there man. I'm there.

Winters Heated Gymnasium - Entrance

Bev and Rasa stood silently, guarding the door. As they stood there the sound of a motorcycle grew louder and louder.

Bev: Do you hear that?

Rasa: I do. What is it?

Bev: Look. Look ahead of us.

Rasa: Oh. Oh no.

Bev: Here we go.

3. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship Handicap: Hope Mach(c)[o]/Christina Angel(c) beat Erica/Troian[x]/Kaie/Duvalie via Hagen Suplex -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-A frantic fight for the Bad Dudettes, as they were fighting a numbers game they couldn't win. Eisenritter were taking their time, slowly working over the tag champs. Kaie had just tagged off to Erica, who hit the Air Raid Crash on Hope, while Duvalie held Christina at bay. Erica tagged in the newest member Troian, who bared it all just weeks ago, and tonight was dressed like Hope. She mocked Hope before going for her ankle. Suddenly, Lady M's raced down the entrance way on her motorcycle, with the two guards following behind trying to get to her. She got off the bike and got into the fight. Given the No Rules environment, the match continued, and Troian found herself on the wrong side of a sudden Hagen Suplex from Hope. 1-2-3! Victory and title defense!

Nerma: YES! That's the equalizer right there! Lady M's with the save, and the Bad Dudettes retain!

Tess: *clapping* Tali...bravo. I'm so proud of you, being a responsible Mother and what not. We care so much about our children. We tend to do stupid things to keep them safe. This....this was a stupid thing. Tali, no Mach female will ever get a shot at a title again! When I rip those belts off the "Bad Dudettes" your family is FINISHED! You hear me?! FINISHED!!!

Lady M's: ...

4. Singles: Tack Angel beat Magnum PT via Clutch Winged Angel -> Pin
-Tack Angel came out calling out Cadmus again, hoping to finally get that one on one encounter. The "Call to Tacktion" continued, but it was halted when Magnum PT came out again to try and make Tack eat his words. Tack sighed and kicked the hell out of PT. Using the Clutch Winged Angel to really send the message home.

Tommy Dukes: Cadmus still no showing, and PT needing a bag of ice again. Seriously. Someone stop him next time. Please.

5. EBW World Team Championship Rings Decision: Bashin Dan/Jammer[o]/Vape/Benjamin beat Firebrand X/Subculture[x]/Kinniku Mike/Amigo via Slam Jam -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Team Champions!
-All out war between Dan Club and EBW Home Army, but not for War, instead the coveted Team Championship Rings were on the line. Jamie OD and Jamie XL protested having their rings taken away before the match, but Tomo handed his in, and Hotlanta threw his, now that the Dead End faction was dead. Great return for Amigo, who was launching the Dan Club with slams and Hagen Suplexes, but Maurice appearing on the stage had him and Mike leave to go fight with him. Bashin Dan and Firebrand X were on the outside as Benji Speared a surprised Subculture, who threw his hands up at he Paradise Collection leaving before the impact. Benjamin tagged in to Jammer, who went high risk with the Slam Jam for the pin, the win, and the Team Championship Rings.

Tommy Dukes: The focused, one track mind of Mike and Amigo paved the way for a Dan Club victory. Firebrand X is just having trouble lately, and so is Subculture, but I can't blame them for losing in that numbers game. Bashin Dan with a ring and a belt. Quite the rebound from Victory Explosion X4. Now Dan needs to stay in the ring as the Forgotten come down. He's being joined by Swift, who is jumping the railing to get ahead of them. The former 4-Crown King is limping still, but he's standing by Dan, a man he went to war with many many times in 2019. I don't know if Trevor Mach is going to make it. He's been missing since-




A scratched up Trevor Mach came out, with a black wolf on a makeshift rope leash.

Tommy Dukes: There he is! The Bad Man! The War Wolf! Looks like he's got his own "War Wolf" there! I bet there's an interesting story there, but....what? You want me to hold the leash? Cerberus? Well..uh...alright?

Nerma: Guess he's done with the Abba theme? He and M's must have settled the bet.

Tommy Dukes: P-please don't eat me Cerberus.

6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Bashin Dan/Swift beat Mav Valentine/Cade/w00t via Count Out
-A hard fought and personal war between 5 people with intense problems, and Bashin Dan, who fought Cade, but didn't want to hurt his former friend nearly as much as he wanted to hurt him. The back and forth action had the crowd on their feet, as Swift escape the wKo, and tagged in Mach, who told him to POUNCE Mav. Valentine acknowledged the receipt, before getting POUNCED into the guard rail. Mach hit a Side Suplex on w00t, and rolled back up to smash him with the Machigoye, and finished up with the Knee Trigger, before Cade pulled w00t out of the ring. The Forgotten group retreated as the fans booed and the ref counted to 10. EBW Home Army with the count out victory.

Nerma: Gah! You hate to see that. They're running though, and that's a symbol the troops can remember. Bashin Dan with back to back victories, and the champ made it just in time. Things can only heat up from here.

Tommy Dukes: Nerma....please get Cerberus a steak....he's....looking at me.

Nerma: He wants you to pet him!

Tommy Dukes: Oh.

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EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here for another EBW World. What a crazy week we just had, and all of this has lead to huge HUGE changes to Planet Hell, the battleground for EBW vs. Forgotten. It's not been radically altered. Do you even remember the original card? Well here is the new card!

EBW: Planet Hell
Zombies EFL Stadium, Threed
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1. EBW Triple Crown World #1 Contender: Subculture vs. Mav Valentine vs. Jamie OD vs. Fray Tiburon vs. Jammer vs. Firebrand X
2. Singles: Amigo vs. Maurice
3. 6-Woman Tag: Gold/Lainey Strong/Kimber Blaze vs. Sylvie/Calamity Jane/"3G" Krissy Gale
4. EBW Women's Television Championship: Kaie(c) vs. BeShemoth
5. EBW Challenge Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs.Cade
6. EBW Women's World Championship: Erica(c) vs. Christina Angel
7. War Games: [EBW Home Army] Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. [Forgotten]w00t/Kiva/Hotlanta/Cadmus

Nerma: Kiva is now on the Forgotten team in place of Maurice, who will taking on Amigo in one on one action instead. Also, the match between Bashin Dan and Cade will now be for the Challenge Championship. Tack Angel and Cadmus are going to be in the War Games together, so you know Tack Angel's Call to Tacktion will finally pay off. So much going on. I'm surprised Christina Angel is finally getting her title shot after aligning with the Machs against Tess. OH! Speaking of that craziness, we have big news regarding Lady M's bombshell that ended Xperience. The match IS happening...BUT....the rules have been revealed.

Noah Jennings Office

Noah was sitting at his desk as Trevor Mach and Lady M's stood smiling on the other side.

Noah Jennings: You both look REALLY happy with yourselves.

Trevor Mach: To be fair, it was her idea, but it's great isn't it?

Lady M's: It just came to me.

Noah Jennings: I don't appreciate you making calls like that Mach. You could have warned me.

Trevor Mach: I don't like you hiring a vicious witch to mess with my family Noah! I'm trying to fight off the Forgotten for you, like I did with Dead End, and the IronBloods, and EBW: Dark, and everything that came before it. I'm on the front lines for this company, and you bring in Tess?!

Noah Jennings: Extenuating circumstances. I thought things would be different. 

Trevor Mach: Well, if you're not going to step up, then we are. I'm giving Lady here a title shot, and if she wins, she makes history right?

Noah Jennings: I thought you didn't believe in women holding men's titles. You thought that the women's title should be seen as equal, not a stepping stone to the other belt.

Trevor Mach: In any other case that's true, but when Tess is blocking my family from success, I sack up, and I make decisions I might not always agree with, but I know are best for them. THAT is what's important.

Noah Jennings: Wrestling your wife is what's most important? You can't hold back here. If you truly value that title, you have to go all out. Are you willing to do to her what you do to everyone else?

Trevor Mach: I am, but you really should worry about what she's willing to do.

Lady M's: We like it rough.

Noah Jennings: Well I can't stop you, but I hope you know what you're doing.

Trevor Mach: If you're mad, and Tess is mad, then I'd say we know what we're doing.

Lady M's: That's a big fat bingo.

Trevor and M's left the office, only to have Muscle Girl Security approach with Tess standing behind them.

Trevor Mach: They're so....they're so.....big.

Lady M's: Yeah, I picked up on that myself.

Tess: You think you're so damn smart Tali? You think you got one over on me? What does it take to get a title shot from the ol' hubby? Did you suck his dick? Take it in the ass? I bet you're quite the dirty girl when you want something right?

Lady M's: I'm the dirtiest, but that was before you made your little "Whorporation" with Eisenritter and the walking slabs protecting you from me.

Tess: You don't get the last laugh here Tali. You don't get it. You can have that match. I can't stop it. I can however make it the kind of match I WANT it to be! Since we've only have one before, and Trevor was in the last one, I think it'd be great if next week on Xperience...no....NO...next week on Xcite, because I can't wait to see this. We have you two in a "Last Person Fighting" match. You'll have to beat each other into a coma. Now THAT will be something to see.

Onett Clock Tower

A fan fest was being held to drum up interest in Planet Hell, and get the people excited for Xcite later that night. Tess got to the podium with Muscle Girl Security in tow.

Tess: You all having a good time? Looking forward to Planet Hell? What? Why are you booing me? I never understand this. It's not like I was taunting you before when I laid into fans. You're all outside and know how to take a shower. I made sure that Noah agreed with me on this, and we made sure that no smelly fat marks with replica belts  What? You're fans of Lady M's? You might not be as smart as I thought. Look guys, I want to give you what you want. You want to see sex right? Sex sells. The numbers prove it. You might not think so. You might deny it. I have the ratings. I know the breakdowns. I see the views on the internet. Hell, I know what you're searching on your search engines. Troian was all over the place after she....did her job. You want to see more right? I have security footage right here, of the women's locker room. Ha....you're damn right I put one in there. Have to see what I'm working with, and these women, they sign contracts that waive their right to really do anything about it. I think it's time to show you what I got. It might change how you feel about Lady M's, when you know you should be supporting myself and the Eisenritter instead. This is uncensored footage of M's getting railed in the showers. THIS is why that idiot Trevor Mach agreed to tarnish the titles and his reputation. Roll that footage!

The monitor behind Tess showed black and white footage of the locker room for a split second, before cutting to Lady M's.

Lady M's: You must think I'm as stupid as you are. You must think I'm the biggest damn moron on Earth! Like I'm going to trust any LOCKER ROOM with a security camera obviously placed in the corner! We've been in these locker rooms so many times, I immediately noticed something was off. That's just me. I have OCD about the details. I'm sure you think you had some pretty hot footage, but it's deleted....or saved to my computer....one or the other. I'm sure I look great, but that's not the point. The point is that you continue to try and humiliate me, when we all know that you're sucking Daddy's dick for all of your success. Do I have footage of that? Hell no, why would I? That'd be sick shit! What I do have, is some oldie, but goodie footage. Here ya go.

The camera then switched to old footage of 2010, where Tess was dressed in a sentai costume sitting next to a very nervous and shaky Tack Angel.

Tess: Thanks again for watching with me. I appreciate it.

Tack Angel: Ah! I mean....I am more than happy to! I love this sentai.

Tess: Me too. But don't tell ANYONE about this!

Tack Angel: I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT!

Tess was quick to take down the monitor, and get everything shut down.

Tess: I'm sure you all thought that was funny! It's called placating to the star. That dimwit was the top draw, and I kept him happy! Tali, all you did was remind me how much I HATED that period of my life, and how I'll NEVER let that happen again. Make no mistake....you're going to pay for that, even if I have to make a deal with the devil.





Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, and man was that a start to the show. It happened earlier today, and I just know we're not done with it. Tess got one upped, and this back and forth battle continues to dominate EBW. We're also in the middle of warfare, and it looks like the enemy might be getting buddy buddy with the Boss. Let's take a look at this clip we captured before the show.

Iwata Memorial Arena - Backstage

Tess was seen speaking with the Man in Black...

Tess: So I have no problems with your intentions, and I appreciate you coming to me about it. I like a man with power AND manners. I can't begin to imagine your overall goal, but as long as you keep a Mach or two occupied, it helps me.

The Man in Black: So we have a deal about tonight.

Tess: Yes, we definitely do. Now forgive me, but you sound VERY familiar to me. Can I see who is under that hat and coat?

The Man in Black: Heh...why not.

Tess: Oh...oh...OHOHOHOHO! That is AMAZING!

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Apple Kid: It seems Tess knows who the Man in Black truly is. Someone from EBW's past? Maybe or maybe not. I personally need to find out....for reasons.

Tommy Dukes: Right. Wait...where's my wife?


Apple Kid: They got me here tonight too.


Tommy Dukes: What?

Apple Kid: Nerma was given the night off.

Tommy Dukes: Huh...you think I would have noticed coming here alone. Fine...whatever. Tonight though, you need to focus, because we have a stellar and complicated main event lined up. Trevor Mach is putting up the Triple Crown against his own wife Lady M's. We've seen them in the past, and they don't hold back. Should be amazing to see. It's also a Last Person Fighting match. We've seen one in the past. It's a combination of Last Man Standing and I Quit. If you don't get up and touch your corner post in the allotted time, you lose the match. Tess knows that neither Mach likes to quit. They tend to throw caution to the wind.

Apple Kid: Well, let's get started with tonight's matches, which include the debut of Irvine Reginald Stevenson. IRS...but the good one...apparently....just don't cheat on your taxes.

Bobby Throngold: I'd consider him lawful good.

Tommy Dukes: Wood Man? What are you doing here?

Bobby Throngold: Try out for commentary?

Tommy Dukes: Right...sure...of course.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

1. Singles: Irvine Reginald Stevenson beat Chad Salad via Tax Return (Northern Lights Suplex) -> Pin
-Opening match saw the debuting IRS take on Chad Salad. Stevenson was methodical in his amateur style, actually giving Chad Salad come breathing room, until Chad said he wasn't impressed by his "day job" and admitted that he was late filing his taxes. Irvine went wild, grinding Salad into the mat, and lifting him for a hard Northern Lights called the Tax Return for the pin and debut win.

Tommy Dukes: That's a debut! Irvine Reginald Stevenson with the win. Man, Chad Salad needs to learn to keep his mouth shut huh.

Apple Kid: That's what I'm saying.

Bobby Throngold: Are wood table tax deductible? I want to make sure I did that all right. Maybe I'll ask him for some advice.

Backstage

 
Makoto Angel was standing by with Star Prince Tack Angel.

Makoto Angel: Uh...no Tack, I don't you can get a throat pregnant. Why do you ask?

Tack Angel: Uh...just curious?

Makoto Angel: Hmmm. Oh! Makoto Angel here with Tack Angel, the Star Prince, or Tacky Star Boy as I call him.

Tack Angel: Awww shucks. *blush*

Makoto Angel: Your "Call to Tacktion" continues tonight, is that right?

Tack Angel: It is. It's time to stop with this downer nonsense from the Forgotten, and it's time to deal with Cadmus. You claimed to have a solution for Nani, and to you I say....thanks but no thanks. We all talked about it, and the risks outweigh the reward. Nani outright refused your terms, and in my family we respect each other's decisions. So no Cadmus, I won't be handing anyone over to you. I won't be bowing to you at all. Instead, I'm going to demand that you show up to Planet Hell and face me at War Games. Inside of those cages, you won't be able to escape. Just like anyone else that has ever challenged the Star Kingdom, you're going to get kicked and you're going to get CLUTCHED! You're going to GET THESE WRISTS!

Makoto Angel: That's my Star Prince! Yeah! GANBARE!

2. Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Subculture beat Hotlanta/Cadmus[x] via Crash Thunder Buster -> Pin
-A fired up Crimson Bombers faced off with the Forgotten in a brawling clash. Both were tired of losing to the group, especially with Mav on the outside taunting X with the Television Championship. Late in the match, Tack Angel appeared and chased Cadmus around the ring, until he re-entered in time to get intercepted by X, who hit the Crash Thunder Buster while Hotlanta was getting taken to the mat with a Cross Counter. 1-2-3! Crimson Bombers with a win over the Forgotten.

Tommy Dukes: Tack wasn't kidding. That "Call to Tacktion" is gaining traction, as he helped dish out some of the Forgotten's medicine back to them. Awesome!

Bobby Throngold: I like that Tack guy....just saying.

Apple Kid: ...Expert commentary Bobby. Keep it up.

3. Women's Singles: Kimber Blaze beat Sylvie via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin
-A women's one-on-one between Kimber Blaze and Sylvie lead to another Forgotten defeat, as Lainey Strong ran through the crowd to stop an assist from Calamity Jane. The distraction lead to a Flying Forearm Smash and the pin.

Apple Kid: Another example of the Forgotten getting a taste of their own medicine. I bet it's bitter. Kimber Blaze is grabbing a mic.

Kimber Blaze: Yo, that got the blood pumping, and this hot, Eagleland muscle flexing, but between Tess trying to turn us into a skinemax flick, and the Forgotten taking my friend Krissy Gale, and brain washing her, I've had about all I can take! Send out the Eisenritter OR the Forgotten. I don't care which at this point. I'm gonna-

Tommy Dukes: Watch out! Too late! "3G" Krissy Gale with the attack from behind. She's stomping on "Eagleland Muscle", but here comes Lt. Lacy Wagner to chase her off. This is getting out of control tonight!

Men's Locker Room

Trevor Mach was taping up his wrists, and lacing up his chuck taylors, when the shower suddenly turned on. Steam started emanating from them as Trevor stood up and looked over.

Trevor Mach: Hey, who's in here? I didn't see anyone come in.

Lady M's: That...was intentional. It's just you and me. All alone.

Trevor Mach: Couldn't wait until the main event to see me?

Lady M's: Couldn't wait until the main event to....grapple...with you?

Lady M's came out of the showers in a towel. She pushed Trevor up against the lockers, and reached into his pants.

Lady M's: Why don't we cancel that main event match? Let's just spend the night doing....other things.

Trevor grabbed M's by the wrist and pulled her hand up.

Trevor Mach: Nice try.....Troian.

Troian: Can't blame a girl for trying. Is it really that big of a deal though? We could still....you know?

Trevor Mach: Heh...I bet Tali wouldn't give a shit....but I would. I don't think so. Get out of here. Now.

Troian: Your loss.

Trevor Mach: I highly doubt that. *sigh* Yikes.

4. 8-Man Tag: w00t/Maurice/Kiva/Mav Valentine[o] beat Swift/Rude[x]/Kinniku Mike/Generator via Mav Buster -> Pin
-An all our war, that saw the EBW Home Army overwhelmed when Swift's injuries caught up with him, and no man in the ring was ready for the high flying offense of Kiva. The Television Champion hit the Mav Buster on Rude for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Just when I thought we were getting some momentum here, we lose that big match. We have War Games at the end of the week, and Swift is not looking battle ready. He's fighting for us dammit, and I give him all the respect for that, but he needs to take some time to recover if he's going to help lead us into War Games at Planet Hell.

5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Dangerous D via DQ
-Tack Angel called out Cadmus again, but this time as Magnum PT attempted to come out, Dangerous D clocked him in the back of the head and accepted the challenge instead. A strike fest ensued, with the normally bottom of the card D getting in some hard shots, including a KO Punch that nearly cost Tack the match. Star Prince rallied back, and hit kick after kick, but that's when Cadmus entered the ring with his stylish cane, and broke it over Tack's back, leading to the DQ.

Bobby Throngold: Cadmus rolled a D20 on that one. A critical strike! Tack Angel is out cold. I wonder what wood that cane was made out of. It sounded like birch on the impact but....

Tommy Dukes: .....

Apple Kid: .....

Bobby Throngold: ...What?

6. 6-Woman Tag: Christina Angel/Tracy Angel[o]/BeShemoth beat Kaie/Duvalie/Troian[x] via TikTak -> Pin
-A big match between the Eisenritter, and the Angels, with BeShemoth backing them up. The powerful amazonian added a lot to the team, and with Tess watching and rooting against her own daughter, they managed to beat the elite women's team, when Tracy hit the TikTak on Troian.

Apple Kid: Troian is a mimic, but she wasn't prepared for this one. She expects all Angels to Clutch the Wrist, but Tracy used her tried and true TikTak to get the job done. A good win, and great momentum for Christina, as she will be taking on Erica at Planet Hell. At least I think she still is. Tess has made it so chaotic it's hard to tell anymore. That match was originally M's vs. Erica. How much things can change in a month.

7. EBW Triple Crown World Championship Last Person Fighting:

Trevor Mach(c) vs. Lady M's ended in a No Contest

-Main event time, as husband and wife battled in a Last Person Fighting match for the EBW Triple Crown, the richest prize in the game. A fist bump to start the match, before they immediately locked up. Some fun and games in the beginning, but they quickly turned up the heat with strikes and slams that were no less powerful than if they were facing someone else. Mach did hesitate on a Machigoye attempt, but that just allowed M's to escape and clobber him with elbows and the Death Dealer DDT. Mach laughed as he wiped away a bloody nose and touched his corner. He fired back with hand chops to the chest,and got M's into the clinch grappling. He took her down instead of throwing knees with an Armdrag, and into an Armbar. You can't win the match that way, but Mach took the opportunity to catch and breather and talk trash with his Lady. They continued on, building up more heat. Finish was coming, with Mach ready to hit the Burning Machismo, while M's held onto the ropes to prevent it. He managed to hit it, with large thud. The crowd went wild, as even Trevor was cheering for M's to get up and touch the post. As she was about to hit it, the Eisenritter rushed out in force attacking M's and throwing her out of the ring into the announce table. Hope ran out to help chase them off, but Trevor decided he couldn't finish the match, and had the referee call it off. He picked up his wife, and started carrying her to the back.

Tommy Dukes: That's the right call there from Trevor. Any more of this match is giving Tess and the Eisenritter exactly what they want. It's going to be ruled a No Contest, but Lady M's proved that she can fight against the best of the men on a Triple Crown level.

Apple Kid: They both almost had each other multiple times. Talk about marriage equality eh? Eh? Eh? Awww.

Tommy Dukes: Wait! No! Here comes Mav Valentine! He rushed out, and attacked Mach by the back of the knees! He and M's both his the ramp hard. He's calling Trevor a "coward" for not finishing the job. Now he's yelling out "disgrace" as security and EMTs come out to check on the couple. What a crazy night, and we still have Xperience to look forward to before Planet Hell. What's going to happen next?

Bobby Throngold: Nothing...the show's ending.

Tommy Dukes: ....I don't think this is going to work out for you.

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