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ENN's feed appeared to be hijacked. It was something that has been happening all day. Little glitches in the screen, and images of someone sitting in front of a computer. The figure pulled up a black and white video from a security camera at Crystal Heaven. Tack Angel was seen in his gym, trying to lift weights as Amy and Tracy spoke with him.
Tack Angel: I'm worried about you Tracy.
Amy Angel: We all are. Your Mother doesn't mess around. I've been doing some digging with Colt Sideiron, and Harley Rex has been quite the shady Mayor of Summers. If they're working together-
Tracy Angel: I'm her daughter, so I'd like to think I won't "go missing", but I'll keep an eye out. I'm more worried about what Cadmus is planning next. We have Darkness in our prison! I'd say that makes us very unsafe.
Amy Angel: Ghost Nani has been watching him, so we're alright for now. She doesn't sleep....she doesn't blink....we have to figure out a way to help her and fast.
Tracy Angel: On a personal note, Iroha has been in a lot of pain lately. You're not always around Tack, but we have to hear about it, because, well she's carrying all our eggs in her basket.
Amy Angel: Figuratively and literally. She complains about cramps all the time.
Tack Angel: I'll handle this. I'm going to need some coconut oil, a bucket of water, and....some Lou Bega.
Amy and Tracy: Oh Tack!
Tack Angel: Haha....but seriously....Lou Bega.
The feed cut out to the man in the computer chair, who spoke with a modulated voice.
?: We're everywhere, and we're always watching. It's about time to shakes things up. A two party system is getting boring. Good Guys vs. Bad Guys? Time for a third option.
Andonuts Labs
Mr. Face and Dr. Yaggis entered the lab, where Jeff was discussing things with Degrees-4, Faris Angel, and Fray Tiburon.
Mr. Face: I hope we're not late.
Jeff Andonuts: No, we were just getting started. We can take this time to compile all we know so far.
Dr. Yaggis: Well, I can confirm that empty graves did contain those that are currently members of the Forgotten, but with one exception. We have yet to find an empty grave for Mav Valentine,.
Degrees-4: They're all breathing and bleeding. They're not undead, and they're not zombified in any way. I've been collecting samples after wrestling matches. They can get beaten up and get tired out just like everyone else.
Fray Tiburon: Trevor Mach called the Man in Black Samael. That would make him the synonymous "Angel of Death". Knowing what we know about Trevor, we can take this seriously. Also, knowing what we know, he ability is apparently limited.
Faris Angel: That's why he's raising up these Forgotten? To protect him? Do his dirty work? He helps them, but what does he get out of it?
Jeff Andonuts: He obviously wants to finish the job that "Entity V" started, and that is to obliterate all life. "Entity V" is trapped in the Magicant Prison for eternity, so he feels, it falls on him to finish.
Faris Angel: Not ALL of "Entity V" was trapped. A portion of it survived, and found its way to 1992. It was trapped in a prison of ice on the moon Triton.
Dr. Yaggis: Fragments of Triton have been falling to Earth since 1992. In 199X, the largest piece fell, and we all know what that lead to.
Jeff Andonuts: Giygas. Giygas was driven mad by it, and attempted to destroy everything from the distant past. Do you think Samael is attempting to harness that power?
Dr. Yaggis: One would assume so.
Faris Angel: Darkness Angel spoke of a way to return to his time and place. Samael cut off all of our means of doing so, but that might be because they have found another way that we don't know about.
Dr. Yaggis: I think....I think it's time that I study that fragments of the Giygas meteor.
Jeff Andonuts: ...What do you mean?
Mr. Face: Jeff, we know. We've always known. Andonuts Labs has held the fragment since 199X correct?
Jeff Andonuts: ...Of course you'd know. I wasn't trying to hide it. It really didn't seem relevant, because the energy inside of it seemingly disappeared after he was beaten in 199X. None the events since have done a thing to reactivate it either. To me, it's become a paperweight. I mean it. It's literally on my desk. Go ahead Yaggis. Take a look all you want.
Dr. Yaggis: ...Thank you.
Faris Angel: You alright?
Dr. Yaggis: Uh...I think so. It's just...a lot to process. I've been studying the Triton fragments since 1992. It's finally leading somewhere.
Dr. Yaggis looked pale as he stepped into Jeff's office.
Faris Angel: Seriously, is that guy alright?
Mr. Face: He gets that way when looking at new stuff like this.
Jeff Andonuts: It's a science thing I get that. We need to figure out what to do next with all of the Forgotten. I have a list complied by Apple Kid and-
The sound drowned out in Faris's head, as Time Fire looked back at the office door with a sense of worry. She followed him in to check on him as Jeff was giving the rundown. She opened the door to find him staring blankly at the rock on the desk.
Dr. Yaggis: ....So...there it is. All this time....it was right there.
Faris Angel: I bet you've been looking forward to studying it.
Dr. Yaggis: Oh, it's much more than that. I've dreamed of it. Literally. I've seen it in my mind, even before I knew it still existed. It compelled me. That's why I started working with Mr. Face and his group. I wanted to see this with my own eyes. I've been driven to it. Do you know what happened? The events that lead up to this, this rock being here right now?
Faris Angel: Do you?
Dr. Yaggis: I do. A long long time ago, when the Universe was formed, the Sanctum was there, in the background, the energy that lead to creation. Beings were born from it, which is funny, when you consider that the Sanctum became what it was very recently to us. Time has no meaning there, so the things we've seen created have technically always been around. These beings, created things themselves, played God if you will. Some destroyed too, but some built. The builders....they explored space, they created, and they multiplied. Some saw the other life in the Universe as flawed, and in need of correction. They abducted some to study them. In 19XX they abducted two people named George and Maria. George and Maria escaped, and brought with them an infant of the Builder species. This was after they had studied PSI powers, which have now been established on Earth. Before that? Not so much. The couple raised the infant as their own son, and he became especially close to Maria. However, due to George's betrayal, when he matured the child was tasked by his people to ensure that PSI could not be used against them by humans. He did not want to betray those who raised him, particularly Maria, but was forced to attack Earth regardless to claim this knowledge back. In the end, he was forced to detach himself from Maria and begin preparations for the invasion of Earth.
Faris Angel: I don't understa-
Dr. Yaggis: Eighty years later, the invasion began, and the builder, now grown. was confronted by the great-grandson of Maria and George, Ninten, and his companions. The builder's influence was seen across the land as inanimate objects came to life, animals turned vicious and strange aliens began to inhabit the Earth. During the final confrontation, he, still hurt by the loss of Maria, offered Ninten the chance to come with him back to his home planet. Ninten declined this offer, so he continued to attack. Ninten and his friends quickly proved no match for him; so they resorted to singing a lullaby, once shared between Maria and the builder, and the comforting memories he had suppressed him. His guilt and love for Maria distressed him and he was forced to surrender and retreat, but not before promising Ninten that he will return....and he did...again...and again...and again. It broke him. It drove him mad. Time travel. The Devil Machine. The attacks on Onett. The loss of his body, his mind, and his very soul. He truly became the embodiment of evil. In 1992, he tried once more to take control of his destiny, but Death itself, in the form of Trevor Mach, smashed him to pieces after the joining with "Entity V". This meteor was sent to Earth in 199X, forming a link with the builder from that period, and ensuring the events from that time.
Faris Angel: How do you know so mu-
Dr. Yaggis: That's not where the story ends. Forgive me. This is all streaming out of my mind. Like scenes from a memory. The crazed essence of the builder was split, between the rock, and the humanity that he had been learning about all these years. His body was gone, so he created a new one....and spent years thinking he was someone else...because he couldn't remember....he couldn't remember....maybe he didn't want to remember? But now....looking at this rock, this "paper weight", he began to remember.
Faris Angel: Wait...no...don't tell me....you-
Faris drew her gun, and shots could be heard. The group rushed in, and found Faris knocked down, with Yaggis and the rock missing.
Jeff Andonuts: What happened in here!?
Faris Angel: He remembered! He remembers who he was, and he took the rock! I tried to stop him, but when he touched it, they both disappeared!
Mr. Face: Who remembered what? Where is Yaggis?!
Faris Angel: Don't you see? It makes so much sense now. You said he just showed up one day in 1992!? YAGGIS IS GIYGAS!
Jeff Andonuts: ....Oh no.
Fray Tiburon: Ay Dios Mio.
Mr. Face: Son of a bitch.
Degrees-4: Just what we needed.
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Bad Dudes Dojo
Trevor Mach walked up, looking at the building that housed his dojo. It had gone to the House of M's, but they had sense moved to their own place, giving Mach back the building that once housed his bar. He had his new wolf pet Cerberus on a leash, as he crossed the street to walk in.
Trevor Mach: I can't exactly have you near my son when you don't have your shots yet. We're going to hang out here tonight, and take you to the vet in the morning. You cool with that?
Cerberus: ...*sniff*
Trevor Mach: Yeah, I got food for you buddy. I-
Cerberus: *growls*
Trevor Mach: Huh? Why are you.....you're not growling at me? What are you-
Trevor looked up to see a figure back away from the edge of the roof. He quickly brought the wolf inside, brandished his bat, and ran up to the roof top.
Trevor Mach: Hey! Who the hell are you?
Dr. Yaggis: You know...you can tell can't you? You see exactly who I am.
Trevor Mach: ...I do...I just...don't want to believe. Giygas.
Dr. Yaggis: Basically, but they call me Dr. Yaggis now. I work with Mr. Face, and-
Trevor Mach: I don't want to hear the bullshit! If you're back AGAIN, then that means I just have to put you down...AGAIN!
Dr. Yaggis: ...Destined to be enemies forever? What if....what if I don't want that?
Trevor Mach: I'm not interested in hearing you want to be my friend!
Dr. Yaggis: I've spent 28 years....living life as a human. This body....it's human. I built it...I used to be a builder....before everything happened.
Trevor Mach: Why are you still alive?!
Dr. Yaggis: They...they wouldn't take me. They wouldn't take either of us. Death wasn't working. A war in Heaven. It's all swirling in my head, and it's too much to take. I don't want to play the game anymore Mach. I...I am Dr. Yaggis, and I want to be Dr. Yaggis. I am George Yaggis.
Trevor Mach: George?
Dr. Yaggis: ...I named myself....after my Father. Listen, the madness, the embodiment of evil, was merged with "Entity V", and you smashed it into that meteor in 1992. This piece, is part of what fell in 199X. It was dormant until I saw it and touched it. A part of me was still lingering....my memories....from before I lost my mind. I...I don't want to fight you.
Trevor Mach: You don't really get a choice in the matter Giygas!
Dr. Yaggis: Please! Please listen! Samael, he wants the power of "Entity V". I don't know how he intends to get it, but he wants to finish what was started.
Trevor Mach: Already figured that part out. What I want to know now is what your angle is. What are you planning?
Dr. Yaggis: Nothing! I just...I just want to go home. Let me tell you something, that might help you trust what I'm saying. I know you can't trust me, but trust these words. I beg of you. You are Death, but you choose to give life. Nani Angel is in limbo right now, and she could use you right now.
Trevor Mach: Wait wha-
Trevor was shocked as Yaggis jumped off the side of the building. He ran to the edge to see the "Doctor" running into an alleyway.
Trevor Mach: ....*sigh*...Cerberus...what do you think?
Cerberus: *sniff sniff* *lick*
Trevor Mach: Heh...good point.
Crystal Heaven
Hours later, Mach had gotten Degrees-4 to bring Nani's body back home. The Doc and the Angel Family stood by as Trevor stood between the body, and the ghost of Nani.
Amy Angel: What is going on here?
Tack Angel: Trevor says he knows what he's doing.
Tracy Angel: When has that ever lead to anything good?
Tack Angel: We just need to trust him on this one. He said Giygas is back, and if he's here instead of hunting him, then it's serious.
Faris Angel: I can confirm that he's back. I've also seen what Trevor can do these days.
Amy Angel: Alright, but what is it he can do?
Trevor Mach: Make life and death work like they're suppose to I guess. I don't know myself, but I'm going to give it a try.
Trevor held his hands out, pointing them to Nani's ghost and her body. For several moments nothing happened.
Tack Angel: Trev, have you got this?
Trevor Mach: I have no idea!
Makoto Angel: Shhh. Let him concentrate. Ganbare Trevor!
Trevor Mach: One of these days, I'm going to have to try these gone berries you guys keeps talking about. Wait....wait I-
Trevor's eyes suddenly lit up, as his head tilted back.
Trevor Mach: The author wants Nani returned to her body, and it is done.
Suddenly the ghost of Nani disappeared, and Nani in physical form shot up from the bed.
Degrees-4: Well...that defies all known medical knowledge. Then again, she was a ghost.
Trevor Mach: *huff puff* I don't know how the hell I did that, but I did it.
Tack Angel: What was that you said about the author?
Trevor Mach: ....No idea.
Amy Angel: Welcome back Nani!
Trevor Mach: Yeah Nani, you have me to thank for this. How much does that suck for you?
Nani Angel: The level of suck is too much to quantify. I will thank you by sparing your life this day.
Trevor Mach: Huh.
Tack Angel: That's as close to thanks as you're going to get from her. I'm just glad Nani is alive.
Suddenly, the ghost of Orson Welles appeared...
Ghost Orson Welles: Yes, she's alive, but I have gone to a better place. A place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks. * gobble gobble* Yes! Oh yes! They're even better when you're dead!
Trevor Mach: How long has HE been here?!
Tack Angel: Oh about a week or so. Can you do something about it?
Trevor Mach: Why would you want me to?
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Nerma: Nerma here, yes I still have a job SOMEWHERE at least! I'm NOT happy about being taken off of Xcite this week. I'm making that VERY CLEAR! Still, I have a job to do, and I'm the best at this! THE BEST! Grrr....lousy Tess! *clears throat* So, the war between EBW and the Forgotten will blow up big time at Planet Hell, but before that, we have an explosive Xperience for you. The main event will see the Eisenritter take on the Angel Family. Wait...the Angel Family includes Makoto. Makoto is competing? But she's one of us....*cough cough* I mean, what do I care? Good for her! It's not like I've become fond of her and secretly share with her my slash fanfiction. It's not like that at ALL! Here's the card for the show that will air exclusively on ENN+
EBW: Xperience
Zombie U, Threed
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1. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Amigo(c)/Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Jamie OD/Jamie XL
2. Non-Title Singles: Dubroski[Debut] vs. Benjamin
3. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Vape vs. w00t/Maurice/Kiva
4. Women's Singles: Kimber Blaze vs. "3G" Krissy Gale
5. Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Mav Valentine/Cadmus
6. 8-Woman Tag: Christina Angel/Tracy Angel/Nani Angel/Makoto Angel vs. Erica/Troian/Duvalie/Kaie
Crystal Heaven
A monster attack in progress had the crystal city smoldering in parts, as the giant mech suits began to fall in battle.
Tack Angel: Damn! The battery wasn't charging? I thought we plugged it in!
Amy Angel: You have to unplug one of your game systems when you try to charge the giant mech or the fuse goes out.
Tack Angel: Did I know about this?
Amy Angel: I've brought it up many times!
Tack Angel: My dementia!
The Angel Family rushed out of the Ultra Star Zord to fight hand to hand, which Faris didn much better than the others. Giant frogs hopped in and surrounded the Angel Wives.
Amy Angel: This could be a problem.
Tracy Angel: Eh, they're just cute frogs, what could ha-
One of the giant frogs leaned in and swallowed up Tracy.
Makoto Angel: TRACY!
Tracy's head popped out of the frog's mouth.
Tracy Angel: HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! THIS IS AWFUL! HEEELP!
Makoto Angel: I'll save-
One of the other frogs swallowed up Makoto. They kept popping in and out of the frog's mouths begging for help.
Tack Angel: ....I've seen this before.
Ghost Orson Welles: I was once going to do a radio program about a giant frog invasion, but-
Tack Angel: Not now ghost of Orson Welles! Cadmus! Where are you?! Stop this madness now!
Cadmus stepped into the frog circle, posing with Bellerophon as the two Angel wives popped in and out of the frog mouths.
Cadmus: It looks like we have quite the battle ahead of us. If we continue, the Pirates might get involved, and maybe even that ghost over there.
Tack Angel: Him? I doubt it highly.
Cadmus: I suggest we call a truce for today, but I have a challenge of my own. This week on Xperience, we will be engaged in combat. If the "Bad Dudes" can beat the Forgotten, I will hold off on attacking you for 2 whole weeks. But, if you lose, you must surrender over Darkness Angel. Do we have a deal?
Tack Angel: Fine...but will you PLEASE have the frogs spit out my wives?!
Tracy Angel: It's actually not so bad now. I'm starting to enjoy it. You Makoto?
Makoto Angel: *blush* I-I-I-
Tack Angel: SPIT THEM OUT NOW! NOW! NOW!
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Star Prince and the Defenders of Everything
The Star Prince found himself among the burning wreckage, as the sky itself seemed to be erupting in fire, from two sides of celestial beings colliding. He looked around, and saw two figures on the ground grappling it out in a struggle for the future of existence.
Star Prince: By the stars! Death is grappling with Death, and Heaven itself is coming apart. I must think. I must act. By part to play could tip the very balance....or is it....his turn to change fate itself?
Narrator: The Star Prince finds himself in a very difficult situation. The fate of the stars rests on his next decision. What will he do? Find out next time Star Lights on Star Prince and the Defenders of Everything!
Star Prince Studio - Summers
Tack Angel kicked open the door, to a less than surprised group of people. Everyone said hello as they walked by, as if this has happened many times before, and even the security just let him pass by this point.
Tack Angel: Alright, I'm finally starting to notice something about this show! I demand to know who keeps writing these darned episodes!
Random Employee: Oh that would be Steve, he's sitting over there.
Tack Angel: Right...."STEVE"....gotta go have a word with "STEEEEEVE". Hey Steve!
The unassuming man took a sip from his mug, before turning around with a big smile, offering a handshake.
Writer Steve: Hello sir! It's a pleasure to see you again.
Tack Angel: Yeah, cut the crap, you and I need to talk.
Writer Steve: Yeah, I was expecting you. I even just now finished writing it.
Tack Angel: What?
Writer Steve: You want to talk on the roof right? Not the best idea, but it's already written, so I guess we have to. Come on.
Tack Angel: Huh? Wait....wait up!
On the roof, Tack paced back and forth.
Writer Steve: You look nettled sir.
Tack Angel: SUPER nettled.
Writer Steve: It would be my honor to help with that Star Prince. What can I do?
Tack Angel: Stop writing for this dumb show, but before that, you need to tell me how you keep writing things that have happened or will happen. Things you shouldn't be able to write about. You didn't think I'd find out.
Writer Steve: Actually Amy found out. She's the one that told you.
Tack Angel: Ha....I.....how did you...SHUT UP! The point still stands. Even now, you're anticipating everything that's going to happen. Are you....G-Go-
Writer Steve: No no, I wouldn't use the big G word to describe me. I'm...I'm just a writer sir. Just a cog in the machine. Like that Page from EBW. Chris P. Bacon. You remember him right?
Tack Angel: That name....he was CRISPY BACON?! How am I just realizing that. Man, that guy pulled the wool over my eyes. I'm not an idiot! I'm just slow on the uptake! Don't judge me!
Writer Steve: Judging is for God, and he's not too worried about it.
Tack Angel: What?
Writer Steve: Sir, I write what I see, and what I dream. I'm just a normal guy that gets visions.
Tack Angel: It's...it's weird. I'm seeing this cartoon THAT I HATE predict the future, and it's looking bleak. Can't you write something else?
Writer Steve: I write what is or what will be. It's my job, my lot in life. You know how Chris was a Page. He would do things for you. That was his job.
Tack Angel: You keep bringing up that guy.
Writer Steve: I was thinking of writing something else actually. Want to hear about it?
Tack Angel: Not rea-
Writer Steve: I was going to write about that incident that happened here in Summers not too long ago, and how it changed the foundation of the Universe. How the Sanctum exposed the Universe to the paradise beyond, as well as the nightmare, and how they were exposed to humanity. How the Celestials were born out of the Sanctum to protect existence, but some wanted to destroy it all or control it all, and it lead to a War beyond all imagining. I was going to call it "War in Heaven" or something like that. Neat premise right?
Tack Angel: Uh....I don't know if I want to read that one. I need to get going I think, because I-
Writer Steve: Am about to fall off the roof.
Tack Angel: What?
Writer Steve: Oh, I'm not going to push you. You're going to slip on a banana peel.
Tack Angel: I'm going to slip...on a banana peel....on the roof?
Writer Steve: Seems that way.
Tack Angel: That's ridiculous, I'll just watch where-WHOA!
Tack backed onto the banana peel and slipped over the side, falling to his death. Writer Steve looked over the edge to see the body.
Writer Steve: How a banana peel got up here, I'll never know. I just write it.
Tack Angel woke up in a dark room, sitting in a chair.
Tack Angel: BANANA! Huh? Where am I?
?: You have shed the mortal coil, but fear not, because your story hasn't ended.
Tack Angel: What?
A voluptuous, tanned, and beautiful woman sat across from Tack.
Tack Angel: Whoa....who are you?
?: Call me Eris. I am a Celestial.
Tack Angel: Like Bacon guy and Writer Steve?
Eris: Yes. I am here to assist lost souls in their journey beyond. Death is not working like it is supposed to. Some who are dead are alive, and some who are alive should be dead. You are trapped in between, but you were supposed to come here, so I can assist you.
Tack Angel: *drooling* You? You want to help me? Hehe....I'm already married...a bunch of times....but I mean, my head and neck hurt from that fall. I could use you as a lap pillow I guess. That wouldn't be-
Eris: It is written, that you will ask me for something that will help you defeat Samael when the time comes. Super strength. Super intelligence. Flight. Anything like that, I can give to you. So, to save the world, and all of humanity, I will grant any wish that-
Tack Angel: Come back to Earth with me and be my 7th wife!
Eris: What? But that's not fate! That's not what-
Tack Angel: This is obviously a dream. I hit my head and I'm dreaming. So I'm shooting for the moon baby!
Eris: This isn't a dream!
Tack Angel: Right right! That's what I wish for. DO YOU HEAR ME!? I WANT ANOTHER ONE! MAKE ERIS MY 7TH WIFE!
Eris: What?! You're actually going to-NOOOOO!!
Tack woke up on the ground, with a crowd surrounding him.
Man: Hey buddy, are you alright?
Tack Angel: Uh...I think so? I don't remember.
A voluptuous, tanned, and beautiful woman walked through the crowd and helped up Tack.
Eris Angel: Come on Tack, we need to get home.
Tack Angel: Oh...uh...alright. Wait...what did....who did...
Eris Angel: You did this. You made me come here! You made me an Angel!
Tack Angel: Oh....NAAAAANIIIIII!!!!
Eris Angel: No Eris. *sigh* Eris Angel.
Writer Steve: Huh...that's odd....I didn't write that. That's not supposed to happen.
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The Angel Family Bus pulled up, as the family all piled out to head inside. A very perturbed Eris Angel was tagging along with Tack.
Tack Angel: What's wrong wife?
Eris Angel: I am NOT wife! I am Eris! I am a Celestial!
Tack Angel: But you granted my wish.
Eris Angel: I didn't want to! I wanted to help you stop Samael!
Tack Angel: You did? I don't remember any of that. It's all hazy.
Eris Angel: *sigh* You idiot! All that head damage. How do you not have concussions?!
Tack Angel: George just lucky I guess?
Eris Angel: Right...right. I didn't want to do this. You made me do it
Tack Angel: You said anything though.
Eris Angel: Oh, you remember THAT! Look, I might think very highly of you, but this is all too much! You have to un-wish it!
Tack Angel: Can I do that?
Eris Angel: I don't know! I'm working on it, but I'm not hearing back from....well HQ.
Tack Angel: I wouldn't want to do it. I love you like all the other wives.
Eris Angel: You do? *blush* No one has ever....NO! That's not how this works! Look, just focus alright. You have to protect your ACTUAL family tonight. Go out there and focus. I still can't believe everyone just believes that I've been an Angel wife this entire time. No one realizes I JUST showed up! Making me the babysitter. I don't know how to do ANY OF THIS! GAH!
Tack Angel: You're cute when you're flustered.
Eris Angel: *blush* You stop it. Focus.
Tack Angel: Right...the Bad Dudes need to stop the Forgotten tonight. We can it. We're the Bad Dudes! Oh here comes Trevor.
Trevor Mach: Sup. Who's this Tack? Another wife?
Tack Angel: Huh?
Eris Angel: You don't know who I am?
Trevor Mach: Wait....you're...you....HA...HAHA! HAHAHAHA! Oh man! Tack, you did it again! AHAHAHA!
Tack Angel: Hey good news! Apparently Trevor noticed.
Eris Angel: HOW IS THIS GOOD NEWS?! Azrael knows who I am, but he can't do anything about it!
Tack Angel: Azrael? That's Trevor.
Eris Angel: Yeah, that's the guy. Azrael. I know who he is!
Tack Angel: ....Nani?
Nani Angel: Hai, Nani des.
Tack Angel: Right...that's joke again.
Jennings Office
Noah Jennings: Hello EBW fans! Planet Hell is almost here. Don't panic, I'm not talking about life in general, unless you're really going through some things right now, in which case I'm very sorry. It'll get better....I hope? But hey, wrestling is a GREAT distraction, and we hope to distract and entertain you with the very best action. Like tonight for example, we've got high stakes tag team action, with the Bad Dudes taking on the Forgotten. Tack Angell apparently has his twin imprisoned in Crystal Heaven....uh...alright? That match will determine if Tack's family will be safe, or if the battle is just beginning. Also, we're opening the show with Paradise Collection defending the EBW World Tag Team Championships against the Hooligans. Amigo wants a shot at Maurice. To get that, they had to do this. That was my dea-
Tess: Forget all of that, because tonight, we have the Eisenritter taking on the Angel Family. That's the real shit. Makoto, you're getting in on this too, because people love the tall, leggy, athletic girl, and I have made it clear to the Eisenritter that I want her clothes ripped off, and I wanted her humiliated. I want them all humiliated. Tracy, you better sub out of this one. I know Tack's got a couple other easy bimbos to swap with. You ladies got into my business, my personal business with Tali. We can't have that. I won't allow it. Be grateful that I'm not flat our firing you. I said BE GRATEFUL! Oh and Tali, speaking of you, you don't have any other options now. The Triple Crown World Championship ploy was a nice try, but if you didn't think I would get involved you had to be drunk again You actually went through with it, Last Person Fighting, but I decided who that would be. I'll always decide it.No title shots for you anymore. More importantly, no more title shots of Hope. In fact, maybe no more matches for Hope ever. This is her dream right? She's devoted her life to wrestling, when she's not wasting it with that kid Bashin Dan. In fact, she's suspended. Call it recourse for when she trashed the limo. You want it reversed? It's simple. *hold up sexy maid dress* You put this on, sexy garters, silk panties, and all. You put this costume on, and then you come out to the ring, at Planet Hell, you get on your hands and knees, and beg me, plead with me, to spare your daughter from my wrath. Tali, I'm quickly learning that daughters are our greatest weaknesses. Want some free advice? Cut her from your life....or do this....your choice. Haha!
Noah Jennings: Um....enjoy the sh-
The screen cut to black, as the Man in Black stood in front of a camera, with the Forgotten behind him.
The Man in Black: You can fight. You can fight and fight and fight all you want, but things that are forgotten can always be dug up again. The past comes back to bite you in the ass. EBW's sins are the sins of humanity as a whole, and we find you guilty. The sentence can't be death, because death....is not what it used to be. Death is the easy way out. You will see what happens when my Forgotten remind you who they are, and take what belongs to them. Remember, if we win War Games, we determine who will challenge for the titles, all of the titles. If we lose, well, maybe you'll get to see who I really am. They've been calling me Samael, but you know me by a different name. Try and figure it out, before it's too late, so you know who beat you once and for all.
Tommy Dukes: Welcome to-
Nerma: No! No! I am NOT sitting out again! Yeah, I know this isn't Xcite, but I didn't get to be on Xcite, so I'm going to be here! No! Stay away Muscle Girl Security! I just want to do my job! Come oooon! LET ME GO! TOMMY HELP!
Tommy Dukes: Uh...should I go try and calm her down?
Apple Kid: Uh...yeah....dude yeah. Obviously.
Tommy Dukes: Right...right. I'm going to go do that.
Apple Kid: *sigh* People, this is Xperience, the last step to Planet Hell. That name is more and more fitting as time moves along.
EBW: Xperience
Zombie U, Threed
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1. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Amigo(c)/Kinniku Mike(c) beat Jamie OD/Jamie XL via DQ -> (Not) Title Defense
-A solid tag effort between two great teams. Despite the rebelliousness of the Hooligans, they weren't the cause of the DQ this time around. This time, it came from Maurice, who lead Cade and w00t to the ring to attack the Paradise Collection. Champs got the win, but were more fired up than ever to get their hands on Maurice.
2. Non-Title Singles: Dubroski[Debut] beat Benjamin via Spear -> Pin
-The Alpha Beta jock Dubroski made his debut, with Lukie acting as his manager. The jock got enraged when he saw Benjamin dressed in his fantasy gear. He screamed "DOOORK!" and ran after him. Despite this being his first match, his intensity had him brawling with the Neon Champion. They both went off the ropes for the Spear, but Dubroski's Spear was stronger, and the Alpha Beta won his first match over the Neon Champ.
Apple Kid: That's not good! The Alpha Beta with a solid presence in wrestling again. I say that because if that guy sees me, I'm definitely getting the "DOOOORK" treatment. Benji might have to put the Neon belt on the line against this guy soon.
3. 6-Man Tag: w00t/Maurice/Kiva[o] beat Bashin Dan/Jammer/Vape[x] via Kiva Dive -> Pin
-Exciting and fun match up, with both team going all out, and a battered Benji coming back out to ensure no shenanigans. w00t, normally an ego maniac, was working like a well functioning machine in his team, as he hit the wKo on Vape and tagged to Kiva, who immediately went up for the Kiva Dive and the pin. At that moment Cade attacked from the outside, and the went after Dan, who had finally had enough and the two battled.
Apple Kid: This is getting out of control! Cade and Dan are finally going to collide at Planet Hell, and the Challenge Championship will be on the line.
4. Women's Singles: Kimber Blaze vs. "3G" Krissy Gale
-A match that was supposed to happen didn't, as Krissy Gale, Sylvie, and Calamity Jane came out to attack Blaze on her way to the ring. They savaged her until Gold and Lainey Strong rushed out to fight them off. They challenged the three to a 6-Woman tag, but it was not to be, as the Forgotten walked away having done the damage.
5. Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel beat Mav Valentine/Cadmus[x] via Machigoye -> Pin
-The Bad Dudes and the Forgotten battled in a fantastic tag match, and a very heated one. Cadmus did his best to keep out of the ring with Tack, just to rile him up, while Trevor and Mav put on a fantastic effort. The Television Champion had improved since being Mach's protege, and knew his moves, targeting his knees. w00t tried to get involved, but a limping Swift came out with a crutch and chased him off. Cade tried to get involved, but Bashin Dan blocked his path. Kiva wanted a piece, but Subculture and Firebrand X cut him off. A solid plan that lead to Tack kicking Mav out of the ring and clocking Cadmus with a high kick. He tagged in Trevor who tripped up with a sore knee on the Macha Ye attempt and instead went for the Machigoye. Big impact, and the pin for the win.
Tommy Dukes: That does it! Awesome match! The Bad Dudes prevail! That means that Cadmus has to back off Crystal Heaven, and Darkness Angel remains behind bars. Seriously though, how legal is this?
Apple Kid: When did you get back?
6. 8-Woman Tag: Erica[o]/Troian/Duvalie/Kaie beat Christina Angel/Tracy Angel/Nani Angel/Makoto Angel[x] via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-Eisenritter and the Angel Family clashed in an all out brawl. Christina and Tracy especially wanted a piece, with Nani showing ring rust from apparently being a ghost, but that's not scientifically confirmed. Makoto Angel was placed in a bad position having been in commentary for months. She was trapped in the Eisenritter corner, and despite and fiery comeback, could not make it back, and with Eisenritter brawling with the Angels on the outside, Erica managed to hit the Air Raid Crash for the pin.
Tommy Dukes: A harsh loss, but Makoto gave it her all. If she got back into training she could be excellent. As it stands, Erica and the Eisenritter have the gold, they have the power, and they have the momentum. Planet Hell is all about a big power struggle from top to bottom. Who is going to come out on top? Order ENN+ now and find out!
Apple Kid: Is Nerma going to be there?
Tommy Dukes: Considering I have to go bail her out of jail now, I'm guessing not.
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Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Zombies EFL Stadium, for a very special event on ENN+, The struggle between good and evil, the living and the forgotten. This is Planet Hell!
Nerma: Pretty apt name I think with what I've been dealing with, but I actually get to do my job tonight! What a change!
Apple Kid: I'm here too. Sorry Makoto, this wasn't my idea.
Tommy Dukes: Now now, we're professionals dammit. Let's focus. We have big matches tonight. We have EBW vs. Forgotten in War Games! We had a coin flip earlier today and-
Nerma: Wouldn't you know it? The Forgotten won the toss. What a surprise. Imagine my shock.
Tommy Dukes: We need to figure out why coins like the heels so much, but I digress, we have that as the main event, but before that, inside of those two rings we'll see a new #1 Contender for the EBW Triple Crown World Championship. We'll see Erica put the Women's World Championship on the line against Christina Angel. We'll see-
Tess: Out of my way Dukes. We're going to see Lady M's in a maids costume, complete with a much too short skirt, lacy panties, and a sexy garters. She's going to BEG me to keep Hope on in EBW. She's going to BEG. Do you hear me?
Nerma: With all due respect mam, you sound living a raving lunatic. M's wouldn't ever do that.
Tess: Really? Well first off, you say one more word and I have Muscle Girl Security escort you out of the building. You're lucky to be here. Secondly, she's already here, and has already picked up the costume. Shows much you know you stupid bitch. Now read the script, make a pretty face for the camera, and most of all....be grateful....I SAID BE GRATEFUL!
Nerma: ...You I got to say...not her biggest fan.
The camera suddenly cut out, like it was hacked, before cutting to another camera, following Tess, Muscle Girl Security, and Duvalie.
Duvalie: Fitting speech mam.
Tess: You know what I like about you Duvalie? You could stab me in the back and kill me right now, and I know that, but instead, you show respect where respect is due.
Duvalie: It is the way of my order. Always has been.
Tess: Lu used to tell me about your "clan". He always wanted girls like you in SPARKLE. Too bad for him, he's dead and I've got you.
Duvalie: Indeed mam.
The feed cut to a man in black with monitors behind him.
?: Choose a third path. Time for a new way.
The feed cut back to the announce desk.
Tommy Dukes: That's like the second time that's happened. What's going on with that? Get it together guys! This is ENN+! This is BIG TIME! We're at Planet Hell, and I have NEVER seen this many zombies in one place. Hey look it's Zombie Paul! He DOES look happier as a zombie.
Apple Kid: His jaw is falling off!
EBW: Planet Hell
Zombies EFL Stadium, Threed
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1. EBW Triple Crown World #1 Contender: Mav Valentine beat Subculture, Jamie OD, Fray Tiburon[x], Jammer, and Firebrand X via Mav Buster -> Pin
-A fast paced and frantic brawl to start the show. Six hungry fighters, doing anything to get a title shot. Jamie OD snapped at one point, throwing chairs around and laughing as the referees tried admonish him. In the chaos, Television Champion Mav Valentine escaped a Brainbuster attempt by Fray Tiburon, and hit a low blow. He pushed Subculture off the side of the ring into X as he hit the Mav Buster on the Friar. Jammer couldn't hit the Slam Jam before the count, giving Mav the win, and the #1 Contender spot.
Tommy Dukes: The #1 Contender is also the Television Champion. It's Trevor Mach's former protege Mav Valentine. This match has been a long time coming for this guy, you can tell, and he just took it by hook or by crook.
Apple Kid: That was chaotic. The Forgotten are working best in the chaos. We need to get sharp and focused if we're going to stop them in their tracks.
2. Singles: Maurice beat Amigo via Head Kick x DDT -> Pin
-The match Amigo had been fighting for finall arrived, as he took on Maurice, the SURGE Generation former friend and rival that made him think he was dead. Maurice smirked and extended a fist, but Amigo batted it away and shot in. Amigo emptied the offensive weaponry in the first thirty seconds of the match including near falls from the Hagen Suplex and the Olympic Slam. Maurice was able to recover and take over on offense fairly quickly. The early offense was very difficult to keep up with. Maurice knocked Amigo into the corner and got a four count with the hard punches, and he threw Amigo to the mat. A stomp to the neck seemed to hurt Amigo more than expected, as he seemed to lose a lot of steam going forward. A botched Olympic Slam lead to a Head Kick that rocked Amigo's neck further, and a DDT for the 1-2-3. A big and clean win for Maurice.
Tommy Dukes: Wow! That was clean! Maurice beat Amigo clean. I never expected that. The only member of the SURGE Generation to be denied a World Championship just beat a former World Champion AND current World Tag Team Champion.
Apple Kid: Amigo is looking hurt. Sal and Mike are helping him out of the ring, but he's staggering. They might need an EMT. He's holding his neck. Someone get some help for Amigo!
3. 6-Woman Tag: Gold/Lainey Strong/Kimber Blaze[o] beat Sylvie/Calamity Jane/"3G" Krissy Gale[x] via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin
-Kimber Blaze lead this match, getting into the face of Krissy Gale, while Gold and Lainey were both still trying to reach their former tag counterparts. Intense action, but Eagleland Muscle Kimber Blaze would seal the deal with a Flying Forearm Smash on Gale for the pin and the win.
Nerma: That's a win we needed! Several teams and groups have been split apart since the Forgotten hit the scene. Maybe it's time to forge new alliances. Gold and Lainey might need to let go and really get into this fight.
4. EBW Women's Television Championship: BeShemoth beat Kaie(c) via DQ -> Title Defense...Not
-Hard hitting strong style, and the best showcase for BeShemoth yet. Kaie seemed to meet her match in the striking department, with BeShemoth busting her open with a hard elbow to the cheek. She even licked the blood to enrage the Celtic Warrior. A missed Celtic Hand Grenade lead to BeShemoth grabbing her by the throat. Before she could finish off the Television Champion, Duvalie jumped into the ring and started choking out BeShemoth with her cord. A DQ finish, as the Angel Family came out to help pull them apart and make the save for BeShemoth.
After that match, Tess came out with Muscle Girl Security, smirking as she waved to the fans.
Tess: I love the enthusiasm, but please remember the deodorant. I can smell you from here, you fat smelly marks. See? I told you you'd still show up. You love it. You boo me like you think it bothers me. I think you're scum, so I couldn't care less. Still, I want your money, and I'm getting your money, because I know how to please the filth. I know how to give you entertainment. That's why we're here right now. For the entertainment. Tali is going to come down to this ring right now, dressed a sexy maid, and beg on her knees for the sake of her daughter. It almost brings a tear to the eye. Almost. I give her that opportunity, and I let you simps see a little skin, and you don't even have to blow your next paycheck on it. BE GRATEFUL! Come on out Tali.
Sure enough, Lady M's made her way out to the ring, keeping her head down, which immediately drew accusations of it being Troian, but it looked like the real deal.
Tess: Wow Tali, you look good in that, almost dressed like a proper lady, but Duvalie still puts you to shame.
Lady M's: .....
Tess: Oh, I'm loving this. You're so embarrassed right now right? But wait, what's this in your hand?
Lady M's: It's a paddle.
Tess: A paddle? I didn't-
Lady M's: It's so you can paddle my behind for being a bad girl.
Tess: That's...that's a little more than we-
Lady M's: I deserve it. You paddle me, and then I beg for Hope. I beg that we both get to keep our jobs, cause it's oh so important to me. Go on Tess. Humiliate me!
Tess: Huh....well alright then, I'll just-
It was at that moment, that Troian, dressed as M's in the main costume staggered onto the stage, trying to warn Tess that that was really M's.
Tess: ....Tali?
Lady M's: It's Lady M's bitch, and I really am a BAAAAAD GIRL!
M's grabbed the paddle back, and broke it over Tess's head. When Muscle Girl Security rushed M's, Hope Mach ran in from the crowd and helped her fight them off. The two went up the ramp, with Hope spelling out "EWA" with her finger as they left.
Tommy Dukes: So wait, what just happened?!
Nerma: Tess was going to do another fake out with Troian posing as M's. The REAL M's showed up, beat up Troian, and got in costume. She got close to Tess because Tess thought she was Troian, and just battered her with that paddle! I think both of them said screw it, and they're going to defect! Are they really going to go to rival company?!
5. EBW Challenge Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat Cade via Saga Brave Clash -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Another heated singles match between The Dangerous Player and his former friend and stablemate. As soon as Dan was in the ring, Cade dropped him with a set of drop kicks, then started to brawl with the Challenge Champion in the crowd. As Dan tried to fire back with his traditional heart, Cade dodged and shrugged off all the offense, that he knew so well. Late in the match, Cade’s aggression did him in, as his rush to attack opened several counters by Dan, culminating in Cade’s attempt at a PK Rockin' being counterd with a spinning Lariat, and the Saga Brave Clash for the win, and the title defense.
Apple Kid: That's Bashin Dan for you. He took a beating this whole match, but he wore down Cade. He knew that Cade's anger would get himself worn out. He's used his own anger against him. What a great strategy.
Tommy Dukes: Another week, another defense for Dan, but this one was really personal. Cade looks livid. I don't think he has this out of his system just yet.
6. EBW Women's World Championship: Erica(c) beat Christina Angel via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!
-Big match up here, as a fired up and healthy Christina Angel battled Erica one on one for the first time since she got her wrist broken. Erica immediately targeted the wrist in her offense, trying to make sure that Christina could never CLUTCH the WRIST. Erica used her experience while Christina relied on her speed, kicking power, and energy from the fans. Deep in the match, the ref was bumped and Erica elected to bring her title belt into the ring to use as a weapon. She swung, Christina ducked, and connected with the Angel Driver. The fans counted three but the referee was still down. A livid and fired up Christina teased using the title belt as a weapon herself, but the fans implored her not to. Erica used the hesitation to hit a big boot and picked her up for the Air Raid Crash. She hit it, but the ref was still down, giving Erica bit of karma. Finally, the ref came to and counted 1-2-KICKOUT! Christina kicked out of the Air Raid Crash, something very few have been able to do. The angry Erica set about locking her in a Rear Naked Choke. Christina fought and fought to get to the ropes, but to no avail. The referee stopped the match, awarding the win to Erica.
Nerma: No! Oh come on! Erica lost that match! I hate when the refs get bumped! It ruins EVERYTHING! Alright...alright I'll calm down. Yeah, I think Tess is a little distracted right now, but I still better keep my composure. Christina was looking great, and considering she's the only one who has been able to get a clean pin on Lady M's since her return, she SHOULD be the Women's World Champion.
7. War Games: [Forgotten]w00t/Kiva/Hotlanta/Cadmus[o] beat [EBW Home Army] Trevor Mach/Tack Angel[x]/Swift/Kinniku Mike via Surrender
-Main event time, as the EBW Home Army battled the Forgotten inside of the double rings surrounded by a steel cage. The War Games would determine who would be next in line for all the titles, though the Forgotten already had a title challenger in Television Champion Mav Valentine. Swift was in first with Hotlanta, fighting through injury, as w00t came in to make it extra personal. They beat on the former 4-Crown King and ground his face into the cage. Finally, Triple Crown World Champion Trevor Mach rushed in to make the save, blocking a wKo, in the process, and pulling in w00t for the Machigoye, taking him down and giving EBW the numbers for a brief few minutes. Kiva rushed in next hit a Hurracanrana that sent Mach flying into Swift. They both got back up and took Kiva to the mat with a double Lariat. Mach went for the Knee Trigger, but w00t recovered and hit the wKo out of nowhere, only for Swift to clobber him with the POUNCE! Hotlanta hit the Double Powerbomb, and was the last man standing as Kinniku Mike entered the ring. The two had a test of strength, with Hotlanta hitting a kick to the midsection, when it appeared he was losing to strong tits. Mike blocked his next kick and hit a Dragon Screw, following by another, and the staggered Hotlanta ate a Dragon Suplex. Cadmus came in next, and ate a series of Hagen Bombs from Mike, before countering with one of his own and a show of theatrics. Tack Angel finished off the entries, making Surrender the only way to end the match. All out war ensued between both teams, and it could go either way, that is until the Forgotten decided to play dirty. Late in the match, Tack had knocked Hotlanta to the mat with a High Kick, and was ready to get his hands on Cadmus, but the "Dark Star Emperor" pointed over his shoulder, as Tack saw Darkness Angel free from his imprisonment holding Makoto Angel hostage. Cadmus demanded he surrender, and Tack was quick to comply for the safety of his wife. The EBW Home Army lost the War Games, but Darkness Angel threw Makoto Angel to the ground and backed away laughing.
Tommy Dukes: Hey! Wait! I thought Cadmus agreed not to mess with the Angel Family or Crystal Heaven for a while after losing that tag match!
Apple Kid: Darkness Angel might not have gotten that memo, as he was imprisoned at the time. Either that, or Cadmus doesn't care about the rules. I don't blame Tack, but this is bad. EBW now has to bow to the Forgotten on the next round of title matches. We could end up with all Forgotten Champions. I, and a group of people I work with, were really hoping to know who the Man in Black really is. We lost that chance. Who knows what's going to happen next.
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Nerma: Well EBW fans, do I have some big news this time! It feels like I say that every time. Look, I'm just happy to still be working, so I'll say it a million more times. EBW is returning to Summers! Yes, apparently Tess got into the ear of Mayor Rex, who is looking to retake the title of vacation destination, especially with this hot weather bringing in a lot of tourist looking for some fun on the beach. EBW will be spending the next two weeks in Summers, for all of or events. It's like that time on Saved by the Bell, where Zack and the gang spent their spring break working at a resort. Was that summer vacation? Well scrap the analogy then, we're doing something else for summer I'm told! We did get this message from Mayor Rex and Tess earlier today...
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Mayor Rex: I have rebuilt Summers into THE destination spot this year. We have everything you could ask for. I have worked hard to make sure that gambling AND prostitution have been legalized, because I am an ally to "Sex Workers" who are just trying to make a living. Might as well bring back Wrestling too, because it's lucrative right? We have a new stadium for EFL and Monday Night Combat, so EBW and EWA can use the Summers Arena, now known as the "Summers Rex Arena". Just one condition though.
Tess: No Lady M's and no Hope Mach. EWA, this means you too. If they sign with you, you can't use them here. If you don't sign them, you can make a lot of money from the merch sales and packed crowds. It's that simple. Be grateful
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Nerma: Alright, I can immediately see where this is going. Well, we're already there, because of course we are. Can't NOT that this opportunity right? Can't not? Is that right? Can not not? Yeah....yeah I think that's right. In two weeks times, the Forgotten will be calling their shots, having already announced the titles matches. SOMEHOW...the Women's Division was made exempt in the proceedings. Huh, wonder how THAT happened.
In 2 Weeks
EBW: Xcite
Summers Rex Arena, Summers
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1. EBW World Team Championship Rings: Bashin Dan(c)/Jammer(c)/Vape(c)/Benjamin(c) vs. Cade/Kiva/Cadmus/Darkness Angel
2. Women's Handicap: Sylvie/Calamity Jane/"3G" Krissy Gale vs. Tracy Angel/Faris Angel
3. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Amigo(c)/Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Maurice/Hotlanta
4. EBW Challenge Championship: Bashin Dan(c) or TBD vs. w00t
5. 6-Woman Tag: Kaie/Troian/Duvalie vs. Christina Angel/Nani Angel/Makoto Angel
6. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Mav Valentine
Nani: That's the show in 2 Weeks times. We have a loooong week full of action before then, including THIS card for this week's Xcite!
EBW: Xcite
Summers Rex Arena, Summers
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1. Women's Tag: Christina Angel/Tracy Angel vs. Bev/Rasa
2. EBW Challenge Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs. Maurice
3. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Dirk Laramie
4. Singles: Swift vs. w00t
5. Women's Television Championship: Kaie(c) vs. BeShemoth vs. Kimber Blaze
6. Cage Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Cadmus/Darkness Angel
Nerma: Looks awesome! Can't wait! I don't tan well though....I burn mostly. *sigh*
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Summers Beach
Several lifeguards were watching over the newly reconstructed beach and boardwalk, sometimes running in slow motion, but that's apparently normal, so it doesn't get much attention. The lifeguards were a little put off by some of their new peers.
Lifeguard Jerry: Hey Tiffany, what do you think of the new help?
Lifeguard Tiffany: As long as they guard the beaches, and save lives, that's what matters to me. Though....they do smell a bit.
LG Rod: Hey, we can hear you! We're dead, not deaf.
Randy no Kachi: We can't help the smell! It just comes with being a ghoul, but this heat...it's understandably not helping.
Lifeguard Jerry: Oh gee, sorry guys, I guess I didn't really think about it. We were all a little concerned when we heard that Summers was taking part in Threed's work placement policy. I trust you guys will give it your all right?
LG Rod: Absolutely. We uh...we can't do CPR though....we don't breathe.
Randy no Kachi: We're GREAT at resetting bones though. Have to do it all the time!
Lifeguard Julie: See guys, now I think they'll be fine. It's like the boss always says, teamwork makes the dream work.
LG Rod: We say that too! Tag team for life!
Randy no Kachi: Yeah!
Suddenly, two wave runners blasted by, and the onlookers got excited as they saw the two men on them.
Lifeguard Jerry: Huh? What's going on over there?
LG Rod: Couldn't tell you. This eye doesn't work anymore.
Lifeguard Tiffany: I think that's two of the EBW stars that just came into town.
Sure enough, it was Trevor Mach and Tack Angel blasting by as fast as they could.
Tack Angel: Hey Mach, race you to the pier!
Trevor Mach: Let's do it!
The two were neck and neck as they raced, until a big breasted beauty on the beach called out to Tack.
Beach Beauty: Hey Tack! Make me Wife #8!
Tack Angel: Huh?
The distraction sent Tack into a wave that flipped him off of his wave runner. As he popped out of the water, the wave runner knocked him in the head.
LG Rod: Yikes! I think someone got hit!
Lifeguard Julie: That's one of those EBW guys! Let's go!
The lifeguards rushed to the scene in slow motion, which really helped Rod and Randy, and they weren't so great at running anymore. The five pulled Tack out of the water, with Julie doing mouth to mouth and chest compressions. Tack spit up water and came too. The first things he saw were Rod and Randy.
Tack Angel: Huh...huh...I.
LG Rod: Hey buddy.
Tack Angel: AHHHH! I'M DEAD AGAIN AREN'T I?! YOU'VE FINALLY COME FOR ME!
Randy no Kachi: Relax! Relax! We're lifeguards pal! We helped pull you out of the water!
Tack Angel: Oh...really? Wow....thanks.
Tack looked around to see Julie and Tiffany.
Tack Angel: Well...the situation just improved.
Lifeguard Julie: Wow, it really is EBW Star Tack Angel!
Tack Angel: The one and only. So look, I'm married a bunch of times, but I'm always looking to-
Trevor Mach: Holy shit bro, are you alright? I would have gotten here sooner, but I had to win the race first.
Tack Angel: Naturally. I would have done the same thing....wait no I wouldn't! My head hurts.
Lifeguard Tiffany: You took a bad hit. We need to get that looked at.
Lifeguard Julie: Last thing he needs is more head trauma.
Lifeguard Jerry: Are you a wrestling fan Julie?
Lifeguard Julie: Absolutely! I love Tack Angel and Trevor Mach.
Trevor Mach: This is unbelievable. Where do you keep finding them Tack? Oh sup Rod and Randy!
LG Rod: Hello Trevor!
Randy no Kachi: We're lifeguards now!
Trevor Mach: Ironic!
LG Rod and Randy no Kachi: I know right?! Hahaha!
Tack Angel: I appreciate you saving me, and I want to make sure you have front row tickets to the next EBW show. It's really important that we're here after all.
Lifeguard Julie: Oh yeah? Why is that?
Trevor Mach: The mayor is a dickhead, who hates his own daughter, so I'm going to have a lot to say on the subject before we leave.
Tack Angel: Well that and...
Trevor Mach: There's an and?
Tack Angel: Mayor Rex wants to tear down the local youth center. That place is important to me. I would have been a slouch, stuck at home, out of shape, with nothing going for me if not for that place. So, I'm going to try donate my winnings to save the youth center. It couldn't happen if I had died back there, so thank you.
Lifeguard Jerry: It's what we do sir.
Tack Angel: I was talking to the pretty ladies.
Lifeguard Jerry: Right.
LG Rod: Happy to help save a life Tack!
Tack Angel: Heh...guilt...regret....guilt...regret....
Randy no Kachi: WhaT?
Tack Angel: Nothing! I'm good. Let's got Trevor!
Trevor Mach: You didn't tell me about a youth center!
Tack Angel: I don't have to tell you everything! In fact I try not to! You're always like "alright I'll do it", when you get some stupid idea based on what I say!
Trevor Mach: Well, if you want to save this youth center....alright I'll do it!
Tack Angel: ...Alright this time it's cool.
Trevor Mach: Yeah!
Later at the Summers Beach Youth Center, Trevor and Tack were lifting weights with a bunch of the kids looking on.
Tack Angel: I don't know if I should be doing this with a head injury.
Trevor Mach: You've been hit by a lot worse. Pump that iron!
Lifeguard Jerry: Guys, these are a couple of the kids that work out here. This is Luke and Sam.
Tack Angel: Hey guys, remember to work hard, and train hard alright?
Sam: Yeah, that would be easy to do if they weren't taking away the gym.
Luke: Yeah, where are we going to train if they shut down this place?
Lifeguard Jerry: Come on guys. Train hard means train hard. Look at that guy over there for example.
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! Pump that iron! Strengthen those TIIIIIIITS!
Lifeguard Jerry: ...Alright, maybe don't look at that guy.
Tack Angel: Hey wait, look over there?
Trevor Mach: Who's in that limo? Let's check it out.
Trevor, Tack, the lifeguards, and the kids all went over to a nearby limo that had pulled up, with Cadmus, Bellerophon, and Darkness Angel stepping out.
Trevor Mach: Why am I not surprised?
Tack Angel: You two.
Cadmus: Expecting someone else?
Darkness Angel: Haha! Kiss this place goodbye!
Tack Angel: What?!
Cadmus: Did you forget my wealth? Cadmus Enterprises has purchased this property. I'm here to close it down!
Darkness Angel: This place, I used to HATE this place! I had the chance to turn it into a crater before, and I'll happily do it again! Hahaha!
Tack Angel: So that's what made you what you are huh? Well, we can't allow you to shut this place down ever.
Trevor Mach: But we'll happily shut you down.
Tack Angel: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is Cadmus. You're all about wagers. So let's put it all on the line. That match on Xcite. Bad Dudes vs. you guys, and if we win, we get the deed to property.
Cadmus: Ohohoho, that's enticing, but you have to offer me something big Tack.
Tack Angel: You're such a snake. You already broke the deal about messing with my family and my Kingdom.
Darkness Angel: To be fair, I had NO idea about any deal considering you had me in PRISON!
Cadmus: If we win, we get the Pirates.
Tack Angel: What?
Cadmus: The Pirates, the Pirate Ship. The WHOLE THING! We cut out your workforce, and you're just a single man and his duped women.
Tack Angel: Did you forget something? I have penguins and a ghost too.
Cadmus: ....I don't care! Do you accept?
Tack Angel: I accept! You're going down!
Darkness Angel: Don't think we haven't forgotten about you Mach. I want to see that chest wound up close. You know the one. Hahaha!
Trevor Mach: Come here, I'll show you something you son of a bitch!
Lifeguard Jerry: Huh...I think I want those tickets to Xcite now.
Lifeguard Julie: See? That's why I watch the product.
LG Rod: Our foot back in the EBW door buddy!
Randy no Kachi: Just remember to put your foot back on when we're done.
LG Rod: Right.
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Summers Rex Arena
Earlier today...
Tess was standing by with a film crew as the Sparkle Scouts were prepping to film. Lady M's made her way in dressed as Captain Sparkle.
Tess: There's the "star" of the show. You ready to fight the patriarchy and teach those kids?
Lady M's: You mean more of this brainwashing bullshit? Numb to it at this point. I turned it into a bdsm instructional video one week and you just let it air, so whatever. Who cares.
Tess: Have I broken you finally? I see you're not signed with EWA like you planned. I'm guessing Hope isn't either?
Lady M's: Plenty of other promotions and opportunities out there. Won't be necessary though, cause something came to mind that I don't even think you realized. Noah Jennings owns EBW, not you. He put you in charge of a division. He gave you some power, BUT you don't own EBW. Also, you're a hypocrite. Having us film here? Didn't you JUST say anyone that hires Lady M's won't be allowed in Summers?
Tess: It's do as I say, not as I do. Who cares if I'm a hypocrite. You think I care? You think it matters to me? Think I'll have a moral dilemma. All that matters is that Harley and I are on the same page, and in the same bed. We have power and authority in Summers, and if EBW wants that Summers money, Noah Jennings is going to play ball. Look, you're only here right now, because we allow it. You get to watch your city turn into our image, and you can't do anything about it.
Lady M's: You think so? I know something else you don't.
Tess: Oh yeah? I'm all ears. DO TELL!
Lady M's: Your little alliance with the Forgotten just might bite you in the ass tonight.
Tess: What do you mean by that?
Lady M's: Spoilers bitch.
Tess: Grr....get ready to film the damn scene.
Lady M's: Heh....gladly.
Tommy Dukes: Welcome everyone to Summers! We're in the Summers Rex Arena, and we're glad to be back for EBW: Xcite! It's exciting, but at the same time, we're in dangerous times. The Forgotten won the War Games, and now they get to call shots on title matches. Next week, it'll be a gauntlet of matches that could sway the balance of power in the company to those that follow the mysterious Man in Black. They're not talking much these days, even with a spokesman like w00t. They're keeping it in the ring, and that makes it harder to get a read on their goals, but you can bet that next week the goal is total domination.
Nerma: Tonight, we're going to see a tag team main event in a Cage! It's Bad Dudes taking on Cadmus and Darkness Angel, that imposter that has been causing the Angel Family nothing but problems. How does this guy look so much like Tack?
Tommy Dukes: Makeup and masks like Troian?
Nerma: Hmmm maybe. Well, we have a lot at stake in that main event. If the Forgotten allies Cadmus and Darkness Angel win, they earn the services of Tack's Pirates, but if Tack and the Triple Crown World Champion win, they save the Summers Youth Center. They get the deed, strike a blow against the guys that made Tack Angel surrender at Planet Hell.
Tommy Dukes: Right. I don't think anyone can blame Tack for what he did, but we're still in a tough position. He could use that win tonight, and I think Makoto would like to see that too. In fact, let's find out, because we're going to Makoto backstage with Tack Angel.
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Makoto Angel: Hey guys. You're absolutely right. That scumbag humiliated the family at Planet He...Heck, and I'm nettled about it. Are you Tack?
Tack Angel: Super nettled! I still say that they broke our agreement, but words don't work with bullies like these. It's time to do something about it. If I can't win tonight, I'm going to leave the EBW Home Army, because I'm becoming too much of a liability. If I win though, I save the Youth Center, AND Trevor's got a special surprise in the event that we do. We talked about it, and I'm all in with his idea.
Makoto Angel: What is it?
Tack Angel: Hehe...*whispers in Makoto's ear*
Makoto Angel: Oh....OH! That's a GREAT idea! Two birds with one stone.
Tack Angel: Exactly. The mad man has a good idea every now and then.
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Tommy Dukes: That's exciting news and-
The screen cut to black, fading into the familiar darkness surrounding the Man in Black and the Forgotten. This time Mav Valentine stepped out of the shadows.
Mav Valentine: The Forgotten, a name we all agreed to, and gathered around, because we were forgotten by all of you. You don't live and breathe this sport like we all do. You just watch and forget. We disappear and you don't care. We've taken our lives back, and our careers. We won that War Games, and next week, we're taking it all back. Get ready to remember me forever. Get ready to celebrate the crowing of a NEW 4-Crown King.
It then cut back to Dukes and Nerma...who is also technically Dukes...since they're married. The Dukeseses.
Nerma: So much for them not saying much.
Tommy Dukes: Mav Valentine has been really strong since coming back. A lot of big wins, and the Television Championship upset against Firebrand X, a man he once picked a fight with that went badly for him. He's got the confidence and the momentum. Next week, he might be 4-Crown King. As Trevor would say "something to think about".
EBW: Xcite
Summers Rex Arena, Summers
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1. Women's Tag: Bev[o]/Rasa beat Christina Angel/Tracy Angel[x] via Muscle Girl Device -> Pin
-Opening match saw the veteran Angels take on Muscle Girl Security. What should have been an easy win for the Angels was hampered by an attack to Tracy by Duvalie before the match, saw the deadly maid pull a rod out of her dress and hit Tracy in the knee. The Muscle Girls targeted Tracy, and hit the Muscle Girl Device aka Doomsday Device....but with Muscle Girls for the pin and the win.
Nerma: I don't believe it! Did Tess really send out Duvalie to attack her own daughter?!
Tommy Dukes: That's assumptions you're making there....but yeah, that's probably what happened.
2. EBW Challenge Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat Maurice via Saga Brave Clash -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-A hard hitting challenge for Bashin Dan, as an early head kick had him off his game, but Maurice was soon distracted by Amigo in a neckbrace, as he tried to get around a worried Mike and Sal to get a piece of the striker. Dan made a come back, and a Saga Brave Clash ensured that Dan retains to take on w00t next week in another Challenge Championship match.
Tommy Dukes: I knew Amigo was injured. You could tell after that match at Planet Hell. Still, he wants a piece of Maurice. Is he going to be cleared for the World Tag Team Championship match next week?
3. Singles: Firebrand X beat Dirk Laramie via Crash Thunder Buster -> Pin
-The winner of the Neon Rookie Cup Dirk Laramie had a hell of a welcome to the main roster against Firebrand X. The grizzled veteran put him to task, making him work hard than he had to against his other rookie peers. No chance for the flashy finisher he showed off in the tournament, as X brought him to the mat quickly with the Crash Thunder Buster.
Tommy Dukes: That's one way to do it. Dirk Laramie, many people are calling him Magnum PT, but better, and despite the momentum of winning the Neon Rookie Cup, still couldn't come close to beat Firebrand X. We'll see how he develops in the weeks to come. A tough lesson learned today.
4. Singles: w00t beat Swift via wKo -> Pin
-A main event worthy match was up next, as Swift and w00t continued their long running rivalry. Swift continued to compete injured, as waved off Degrees as he tried to stop him. Despite the injuries he brought the fight to w00t, but a POUNCE ended badly for him, as he clutched at his shoulder. w00t actually recovered first and laid out Swift with the wKo for the pin.
Tommy Dukes: Swift's never give up attitude is admirable, he's fighting for all of us, but he might need to take some time off to recover. w00t has the momentum for when he challenges Bashin Dan next week for the Challenge Championship.
5. Women's Television Championship: Kaie(c) beat BeShemoth and Kimber Blaze[x] via Celtic Hand Grenade x Crucifix Powerbomb -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-A Women's Television Championship match, and another shot for BeShemoth to break through in record time, but this time around "Eagleland Muscle" Kimber Blaze got involved too. A strong style match through and through, all three women were more than willing to go all out with the hard shots, tests of strength, and challenges to hit even harder. A match that would make Tomo-kun shed a tear....if he were capable. BeShemoth fell out of the ring, just as Kaie clobbered Blazed with the Celtic Hand Grenade. The Crucifix Powerbomb lead to the pin, giving Eisenritter's Enforcer the title defense.
Nerma: Another close one for BeShemoth, but she wasn't even involved in the finish. Still, that's a clean finish for Kaie, and it's hard to argue with the results. The Eisenritter truly hold all the cards in the women's division.
6. Cage Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel beat Cadmus/Darkness Angel via Cage Escape
-Main event saw the Bad Dudes brawl with Cadmus and Darkness Angel in the Cage. Cadmus tried to leave immediately, but Tack pulled him back down. Trevor went after Darkness Angel like they had some serious beef, and the two traded very real and very vicious blows. Despite the cunning and cheating ways of the Forgotten team, they were no match for the experience and intensity of the Bad Dudes. Mach followed Darkness Angel out of the Cage and the two continued to brawl on the outside. Tack and Cadmus battled inside to be the first one over the top. A solid head kick to Cadmus knocked him back into the ring, as Tack jumped to the outside, giving the Bad Dudes the victory, and the deed to Youth Center.
Tommy Dukes: A big win for the Bad Dudes and the EBW Home Army! Cadmus and the Tack imposter weren't ready for this match, and now Trevor Mach is holding up the deed to the Youth Center while Bellerophon tends to her broth*gags*. Her bro*gags* I'm going to throw up.
Trevor Mach: Hey, it looks like the Bad Dudes own the Youth Center now. Would you look at that?
Tack Angel: You and I own land in Summers? I can think of a couple people who can't be happy about that.
Trevor Mach: They're going to be even madder now, because I don't really want the land do you?
Tack Angel: Not really.
Trevor Mach: Then, I know just who to give it to. Come on out here....Lady!
Lady M's jumped out from the crowd, and happily took the deed. Tess could be seen screaming on stage with the Eisenritter and Muscle Girl Security as a laughing Lady M's closed the show.
-After the show a camera somewhere in the building silently came back on, as if hacked from an outside source, showing a spray painted logo on the wall in neon colors. A big "TL" with the words "Next Week #3rd Party" under it.
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Nerma: Haha! Nerma here with some great news regarding Xperience! Oh, it's going to be a big one! I say that all the time? Well they're ALL big, but this one personally makes me smile, because Hope Mach is returning to action! Not only that, but she's facing Kaie in the main event for the Women's Television Championship in a Lifeguard Guard match at Summers Beach! How did this come about? Well see for yourself!
Office of Mayor Harley Rex
Tess and Mayor Rex were arguing about the situation regarding Lady M's and the Youth Center, when they heard a knock at the door.
Tess: What?! What is it?! Is that you Tali!? This is NOT the time!
Harley Rex: I agree. If that's you daughter, you need to take a hike before I call securi-
Hope Mach walked into the room.
Tess: Oh....it's you.
Harley Rex: Granddaughter. You don't come here often. What do you want?
Hope Mach: You know what I want...."Grandpa". I want her to drop the ban on us. I want Summers to drop the ban on us. I just want to compete, and get back to what I love doing.
Tess: And why would I do that?
Hope Mach: Don't play dumb Tess. You're a master manipulator. You just happened to let this one slip through your fingers. The alliance with the Forgotten bit you both in the ass, and not my Mom owns a piece of land that you can't touch.
Harley Rex: We're working that one out. I know how to cut through red tape to get what I want. You know it didn't have to be like this. I tried to give her a place once upon a time.
Hope Mach: She doesn't want it. She doesn't want Summers anymore. Summers didn't fight you. Summers failed her. It failed both of us. She wanted to hold the deed up and gloat about it for a while, but I figured it was time to strike while the iron was still hot and the wound was still fresh. Dan would call that strategy "subarashii" I think.
Tess: Just get to it. You're here to negotiate. State your terms.
Hope Mach: I will hand over the deed, but you have to give me back my job. My Mom's too. You lift that ban. You give me a match with Kaie, the match I want, nice and fair, AND, this is the most important part. You don't get to control the future of our contracts anymore. You want us fired, you have to go through the REAL boss Noah Jennings. Also, the Youth Center REMAINS a Youth Center.
Tess: ....You think that land is worth all of that?
Hope Mach: I do. It's land that Mayor Rex and his tramp don't own.
Tess: You....you're starting to sound more like your Mom. It's not a good trait.
Harley Rex: I have no problems keeping the Youth Center personally. It will be good for the ol' image. Plus, a lot can be done behind closed doors. Tess, I say go for it.
Tess: ....I-I don't want to give them an inch. THEY'LL TAKE A MILE!
Hope Mach: I'll take what I'm due, and nothing more.
Tess: ...Fine! You hand that deed over NOW!
Hope Mach: We need to make this nice and legal first.
Harley Rex: Ha! That's my granddaughter. She knows her shit. Very good.
Tess: This isn't over. Not by a long shot.
Hope Mach: What fun would it be if it was?
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Nerma: Ha! Yeah! Hope Mach stepping up there, and making a hell of a deal! The main event of Xperience will see Hope take on Kaie, while the ring is surrounded by "Lifeguards" aka Lumberjacks aka Lumberjills aka I've gone crossed eyed. That's not the only match that I'm hyped about. Trevor Mach, our EBW Triple Crown World Champion, and Darkness Angel, the Tack Angel imposter seem to have some deep seated hatred towards one another. They're be going head to head in a No Rules match!
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Darkness Angel: Trevor Mach, these people don't know me. They don't really know who I am or what I'm capable of. They can't forget me, but they have forgotten what I helped achieve. You haven't though. The scar on your chest will always remind you of what I did. Might just do it again. You're making a big mistake. You're too busy trying to play your part these days. You want to be a harmless man, a good man. That's going to get you hurt. That's going to get you killed.
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Trevor Mach: Dark, I remember everything, and I will never forget, but that shouldn't make you happy, because I hold grudges. You think I'm playing a part? Being a harmless man? A good man? A harmless man is not a good man. A good man is a very, very dangerous man who has it under voluntary control. I intend to lose control. The War Wolf is going to bare his fangs, and when it's over, I'll throw your ass back in Tack's jail. Stew in there knowing that you lost...again.
EBW: Xperience
Summers Beach, Summers
ENN
1. Tag: Firebrand X/Subculture vs. Jamie OD/Jamie XL vs. Maurice/Hotlanta
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Kiva
3. Women's Singles: Tracy Angel vs. Duvalie
4. No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Darkness Angel
5. Non-Title 8-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Vape/Benjamin vs. w00t/Cadmus/Cade/Mav Valentine
6. EBW Women's Television Championship Lifeguard Match: Kaie(c) vs. Hope Mach