Earlier Today...

Inside of her office, Tess was gathering some paperwork, when Tracy Angel barged in.

Tess: I'm going to fire my secretary now. You know that? You coming here, unannounced, making your way by her, got her fired. I should just have Muscle Girl Security-

Tracy Angel: What is your problem Mom?!

Tess: My problem?

Tracy Angel: Going after me? Going after Makoto? Christina? Why? Why all of us? I get that you have a beef with Tali, and you didn't like her in the past because of our..."time together", but I'm not with her! I'm with my family, and you seem to have it out for us too.

Tess: Huh....just right out with it huh? My "beef" is that you could have been so much more. You could have been the star. The big attraction. You could have been the legend that Tali is. Instead, you're....one of seven. You're seen as a joke. One of the seven idiots who allow themselves to be manipulated SOMEHOW by that dimwit Tack! In the past, when it was just the two of you, I could live with that. It was good for you and your image. He was on the way up, and you could go with him. Instead, we have this mess! It's all a horrible mess! The longer EBW goes, the worse it seems to get for my daughter. That's what I see. So, I offer you a chance to break free from that, but you chose them, and that makes you a part of the problem I'm trying to solve. Too many Angels and not enough REAL TALENT!

Tracy Angel: My family means the world to me Mom. We're weird, I get it, but we are what we are and we're happy dammit! We're happy, and the whole world, INCLUDING YOU, wants us unhappy and shattered for some reason. Why? Cause we make it work? Those ladies are sisters to me, and we all love one man, but who cares. If it works for us who cares? I will always stand with them, but that doesn't mean I want to stand against you.

Tess: ...If you stand with them, you stand against me. Get out of my office.

Tracy Angel: ...You know you have grand children that would love to-

Tess: Ness and Paula have given me a grand child. It's my only one, and he's my only child. I don't know who you are. Certainly not my daughter.

Tracy Angel: ....Right....I'm an Angel.






Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the beach bum of Wrestling! We're live on the hot sunny beach for Spring Break, and that means it's time for Xperience. Tonight, I'm not joined by Apple Kid but-

Tack Angel: Tack Angel, who is applying sun block as quickly as possible.

Tommy Dukes: The sun IS going down you know.

Tack Angel: I burn so easily, I even have to put sun block on during a full moon.

Tommy Dukes: ...And you claim you used to live there?

Tack Angel: No! A friend of mine used to live there....I just visited a lot.

Tommy Dukes: Right....so why are you here?

Tack Angel: Call it a mini form of protest. Tess took my wife off the commentary desk, and she's been standing with me, so I'll sit here for her. Tess, Noah Jennings is the boss, and we're going to get this sorted out. For now though, you have to deal with me on the desk, and I know that can't be pleasant.

Tommy Dukes: Well, I'm not complaining. Apple Kid only likes working during the weekend I think. That being said NERMA would also like her spot back ASAP if you don't mind. '

Tack Angel: Yeah, we're two angry husbands.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah.

Tack Angel: Yeah!

Tommy Dukes: That's right!

Tack Angel: Totally!

Tommy Dukes: So....want to get on with the show?

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh yeah right. We probably should. So how do we do this? Do I have this headset on right? Hello?

Tommy Dukes: ....

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, and Tack, thank you, thank you for sticking up for me. I appreciate it. I also appreciate seeing Hope Mach back with us. Tonight, she's got a title match against Kaie in a Lifeguard Match!

Hope Mach: That's right, and silly stip not withstanding, I intend to win. I intend to finally beat Kaie. I intend to show her that I am a superior wrestler, because this is wrestling. It's not what Eisenritter want it to be. It doesn't exist to serve them. It's about who is the best, and that's me. All I want is my shot, what is owed to me. Tonight, the Eisenritter WILL be at ring side, but so will some of my friends. We'll put all the cards on the table, and see who has the better hand. I already know I have the better Suplex. I have the better Ankle Lock. I have the better Olympic Slam. I have plenty of other tricks up my singlet. What do you have when I know right where the Eisenritter are going to be? Huh?

The camera cut abruptly, again, as if hacked, and this time voices could be heard from the production truck, as an unassuming Lakitu followed Firebrand X and Subculture.

Firebrand X: Be on your guard tonight. We're dealing with two loose cannon teams.

Subculture: Who feels comfortable dropping their guard these days. I'm expecting to be jumped at every corner. It reminds me of growing up on the streets really. Guess I'm in my element. Still, we need to stick together. A lot of guys have been disappearing, and graffiti has been appearing all over with "TL" sprayed everywhere we go. I mean, do you know where Rude and Generator are right now?

Firebrand X: Don't know. Don't care. Just focus on the task. Let's hit the ring.

EBW: Xperience
Summers Beach, Summers
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1. 3-Team Tag: Maurice[o]/Hotlanta beat Firebrand X/Subculture[x] and Jamie OD/Jamie XL via Head Kick -> Pin 
-Heated opener, with the Crimson Bombers stuck between a rock and a hard place. Best team in the match, but the Hooligans cared little for actually winning, with OD low blowing Subbie before rolling out of the ring to make his exist. Maurice crushed Subculture with a Head Kick before pinning him for the win.

Tommy Dukes: Well, that's a win for the Forgotten, thanks in no small part to the Hooligans. They might not be aligned with the Forgotten, but they might as well be. That gives Maurice and Hotlanta some momentum heading into the Tag Team Championship match with Paradise Collection next week.

Tack Angel: Can Amigo even compete right now? He's got that neck brace on, and he's not looking too good. Oh, and...noooo Subculture...I guess. *shrugs*

2. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Kiva via DQ
-A total mismatch made for an entertaining bout, as the Forgotten Kiva made Mike remember how fast his is, and able to escape anything the big man and his Strong Tit power had in store for him. Mike finally caught Kiva in mid air, and hit a straight up Body Slam that took the air out of Kiva's lungs. A series of Hagen Suplexes, set up a wobbled Kiva for the Muscle Buster, when Maurice ran in and attacked Mike, giving him the DQ win. Amigo ran out with a neck brace still on, but Hotlanta backed up Maurice in their dismantling of the team. Sal Paradise got fired up and ran out with a chair in hand, protecting his clients from the Forgotten.

Tommy Dukes: Wow! Sal with the big save there! The former World Champion turned Agent has still got it.

Tack Angel: Always liked that Sal fella. Good guy, and a good friend. Always wondered why Christina couldn't have found a guy like him instead. Not him specifically, I would have kicked his head off, but you get what I'm saying right?

Tommy Dukes: ...Kind of?

3. Women's Singles: Duvalie beat Tracy Angel via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
-Tracy and Duvalie fought one on one, in what looked like a fair fight for the most part. Duvalie even curtsied to start the match, and applauded her more experienced opponent, but Tracy kept her distance, knowing that the newer but dangerous Duvalie had literal tricks up her sleeves. Tess watched on, as Tracy went for the TikTak, only for Duvalie to escape behind her and put her in the choke. Unbeknownst to the ref Duvalie was pulling out the cord, which assisted her in choking out Tracy. Despite Tack protesting from the outside the ref called the match for Duvalie.

Tack Angel: No! Hey! No! No! Hey! No! Come on! She was OBVIOUSLY choking her with the cord!

Tommy Dukes: I try to get Nerma to do that, but she's not into it.

Tack Angel: What? What? What? I'm disregarding. Tracy, are you alright?!

Tommy Dukes: *sigh* Why can't I keep things to myself?

4. Non-Title No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach beat Darkness Angel via Machigoye -> Pin
-The Champ and Darkness Angel didn't wait to make it to the ring before they started throwing down with weapons on the outside. The crowd went wild as the War Wolf battered Darkness with chairs and anything that wasn't bolted down, and a few things that were....so the lights dimmed. When they came back up, Cadmus was lurking, which prompted Tack to get up from the announce table and chase him off. Darkness pulled a sharp rod from under the ring, and tried to seemingly stab Mach in chest, but Mach kicked it out of the way, and jumped up for a head butt. The War Wolf fought Darkness back into the ring and forced him into a corner. He grabbed the sharp rod and threatened to stab Darkness through the heart, but instead grabbed his pleading hands and landed the Machigoye for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Holy shi-

Tack Angel: That's my cue. Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Tommy Dukes: Huh? He's....he's cuffing Darkness Angel? He's taking him away! It was another ploy! Another trap to capture the imposter! I'm REALLY not sure how legal this is. Amy Angel's a cop right?

5. Non-Title 8-Man Tag: w00t[o]/Cadmus/Cade/Mav Valentine beat Bashin Dan[x]/Jammer/Vape/Benjamin via wKo -> Pin
-A well fought contest with the Team Champions showing their teamwork through friendship. However, Cade feigned friendship with team tomodachi, and it cost them, as Dan extended his hand, only to get hit with a wKo out of nowhere for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: The Forgotten stole that one! Cade knew that Dan just wanted him back as a friend and the Dangerous Player paid the price on that one. Oh right...Tack's gone. He seriously just took that guy....AGAIN! This has happened twice now!

6. EBW Women's Television Championship Lifeguard Match:

Hope Mach beat Kaie(c) via Olympic Slam x Kimura -> Submission -> NEW EBW Women's Television Champion!

-The ring was surrounded by the Eisenritter and Christina Angel, BeShemoth, Kimber Blaze, Lt. Lacy Wagner, and the limping Tracy Angel, who was holding her throat, and fixating on Duvalie specifically. Hope and Kaie wasted no time throwing fists and elbows, before going hold for hold. Kaie was the first one to make a throw out, as the Eisenritter went to work on Hope. Duvalie tried to go for her choke, but Tracy lead the charge to the other side of the ring to fight them off. Hope was on the ropes for several minutes, but fought back with the crowd firmly behind her. An elbow from her Mom, and a knee from her Dad, had Kaie woozy. She thought about tossing Kaie into her side of the ring, to let her "lifeguards" go to work, but instead hit the Olympic Slam. She went to the mat, and instead of going for the pin, went for the arm for a Kimura Lock. Kaie was suddenly screaming and reaching for the ropes. the Eisenritter were about to get into the ring, but again, the other side fought them off. Kaie had no choice but to submit. The beach went wild as Hope Mach won the match and claimed the EBW Women's Television Championship.

Tommy Dukes: Incredible! A great match, with a great result! That's a comeback for you. Hard hitting action. Lots of ground work. Hope finally beat Kaie, and made her submit to boot. Eisenritter and Tess both look very unhappy. I'm not, and I bet Nerma isn't either. I bet Lady M's is ecstatic.

Lady M's: Oh absolutely.

Tommy Dukes: Ah! M's?! How are you here?

Lady M's: It's literally just a beach. How would they stop me?

Tommy Dukes: Oh right....right. Tack kidnapped a guy.

Lady M's: Huh.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah.

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Summers Beach

Lady M's was walking down the beach with Justice in one hand, and the leash to Cerberus in the other, walking along the coast.

Lady M's: *sigh* How did I get stuck in this situation? Where did this wolf even come from?!

Cerberus: *sniff* *sniff*

Lady M's: Oh, don't look at me like that. I love dogs. Come here. *sigh* I'm just wondering what the hell I'm going to do next?

?: Tali! Tali!

Lady M's: Huh. Right on time I guess?

Cerberus: *woof*

Along the coast line, Lady M's saw an old friend running towards her.

Lady M's: Lucca?

Lucca: Tali, I'm glad I finally caught up with you! I've been looking for you everywhere since I heard you were back in town.

Lady M's: Not happy about it, but here am I. What's a gal to do eh? I see you're still here.

Lucca: Yep. What can I say, it's like a second home now.

Lady M's: Looking to catch up over some beers?

Lucca: Not quite...at least not yet! Maybe later. Right now, I have something for you. Jack found it in his mail.

Lucca pulled out a dvd.

Lady M's: That could be so many lewd things if it was mailed to Jackie boy.

Lucca: Believe me I know. He's a big "fan" of Captain Sparkle.

Lady M's: That cheeky bitch. I bet he hides it when I'm in town. Anyways, what is this then?

Lucca: I think you should see for yourself.

One Eyed Jack's

The two women entered the bar, and upon seeing Lady M's, Jackie quickly tried to pull down a poster of Captain Sparkle in her too short skirt.

Lady M's: Nice try asshole. Just leave it. I don't really care.

Jackie: It's more for the patrons!

Lady M's: I'm sure it is. Whatever. Hold my kid a minute.

Jackie: Huh? Wow, so this is Justice huh? Uh, Tali, we don't allow do-

Cerberus: *growls*

Jackie: Normally, we don't allow dogs, but I'm going to make an exception for an old friend.

Lady M's: Yeah yeah, where's your damn TV?

Lucca pulled an old television out from storage, and inserted the dvd. They were all shocked to see the man on the screen.

Master Lu: Hello Tali, if you're seeing this, then I have died. Hopefully, you're not the cause, but if you are, I forgive you. That's a little humor. Give a dead man a chance at humor. I know I wasn't always the most humorous around you, but I felt that a young woman who was neglected by her father needed a strict mentor to look up to. I was very proud of how you learned to control yourself, and take control of the endless rage you felt. Tess? This dvd is for you too. I wanted you both to see this. I'm hoping the uneasy alliance you too had when I was alive is still standing. It was....very important to me. Tess, I wanted to see you finally find the things that would make you happy in life. Whatever it was that drove you from being a happy housewife, I wanted you to conquer it. It was my dearest hope and wish, that you two would form a bond, and nurture the growth of women's wrestling beyond what it was, and make it a legacy the likes of MKPW, NCW, or even EBW at this point. Please, do whatever it takes to make my dream a reality. Tali, you may not believe in the afterlife, but if you don't at least try, I WILL haunt you. Again, a little humor. It never hurts to smile, to laugh, to feel vulnerable. It's being human. Don't try to be "strong" all the time. You know what real strength is. You both do. Please....do this for me.

The dvd shut off, leaving the room speechless.

Lady M's: Huh...that's a lot to process...and a frickin' gut punch of guilt. If only he knew what's happened since he died.

Lucca: He seemed very adamant about it. I know he was one of the few people you trusted. What are you going to do now?

Lady M's: ....






Tack Angel: Welcome to Neon Nights! It is I, the Star Prince, calling the action again on the beach! Why? Is it because I have a sprained wrist from too much CLUUUUTCHING?! I'm not going to say! My wrist might be in this sling as a PLOY! I most certainly didn't botch it up on my landing from the cage! I didn't aggravate it lifting weights either! Also, my wife is competing tonight! Makoto...for some reason. I'm here to cheer her on!

Tommy Dukes: You done? We have big matches tonight, with a lot of new stars debuting! Dubroski will be facing Vape in the main event to see who will challenge Benji for the Neon Championship! It should be great! Alright we have-

Tess: Out of my way Dukes!

Tommy Dukes: Ah!

Tack Angel: Tess?!

Tess: Oh hello "Tacky Star Boy"? What are you doing here? On the prowl are you?

Tack Angel: Just trying to help! Plus, you put Makoto in a match tonight. That's got me nettled Tess!

Tess: I'm sure I'm worried about that. Whatever. I'm not here for any of that. We have a debut tonight I want to scout myself. She is a tall, athletic short blonde haired star from Hagen. Her name is Eve, and she's apparently your type Tack, so keep your hands to yourself.

Tack Angel: ....I can never know when another wife will fall into my lap. These things just happen. I can't make promises.

Tess: You could've been so much more than the joke you are now.

Tack Angel: I'm more than happy with who I am, and who I have with me. Your daughter included.

Tess: I have no-

Lady M's: Tess!

Tess: Hey! Get back bitch! Security!

Lady M's: Hold on! Whoa! Calm the hell the down! Listen to me. I have something for you.

Tess: A DVD? What the hell is this?

Lady M's: Just...just watch it. Watch it whenever you have time. I owed Lu this much, and I've said my peace. I'm out of here.

Tess: ...What are you up to?

Tommy Dukes: Is she gone? They're leaving? Good. Cause next, we're going to introduce two of our new members. First off, we have...what? Sammy the Simp?

A poorly dressed big man, with long greasy hair and glasses walked up to the set.

Tommy Dukes: What the hell are you?

Sammy the Simp: No need to give me the spotlight! I'm just here to do my job. Win or lose, I get money, and everything goes to the glamorous Eve. I love her so much! She's everything to me. I watched her for months on the web as she worked out for tips. I paid for her car! My parents kicked me out, but she said I could be her valet and make money for her! This is the best. I'm totally making great life decisions!

Tommy Dukes: This must be the Eve Tess was talking about. I can see why she would keep an eye on her if she's got guys like....like this wrapped around her finger. Who else do we have. Wait....no...seriously? His name is Carl Covid?!

An unassuming man in a t-shirt and jeans coughed his way onto the stage extending his hand for a handshake.

Tommy Dukes: NO! NO WAY MAN! NO!

Tack Angel: Why are we so worried about this guy.

Tommy Dukes: Reasons alright! Reasons we're not TALKING ABOUT!

Carl Covid: Nice to *cough cough* nice to *cough cough* nice to *cough cough* ni-

Tommy Dukes: We get it! Get back! Get in the ring! You guys are taking on the Tax Man Irvine Reginald Stevenson, and luckily for him, Tax Time was extended this year.

Tack Angel: Why?

Carl Covid: *cough cough cough cough*

Tommy Dukes: ....No reason! Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: Neon Nights
Summers Beach, Summers
ENN

1. 3-Way: Irvine Reginald Stevenson beat Sammy the Simp[Debut][x] and Carl Covid[Debut] via The Write Off (F5) -> Pin
-A quick and easy win for IRS, as he avoided Carl Covid entirely, who was having a coughing fit on the outside. As he got sprayed down with lysol, Sammy used his arm that was strangely much more muscular than the other and put IRS in a choke. The Tax Man gagged, but more because Sammy didn't use deodorant. He escaped and lifted Sammy onto his shoulders for his F5 called the Write Off followed by the pin and the win.

Tack Angel: That could not have been easy for him, but the Tax Man cometh....wait I didn't mean it like that! Unintentional leeeeewwwwd!

Tommy Dukes: ...You're having too much fun with this.

Tack Angel: Had some grape juice to calm the nerves. Feeling flush!

Tommy Dukes: ...Oh no.

2. Women's Singles: Eve[Debut] beat Queen Bolshoi via Eve of Destruction [Piledriver] -> Pin
-The next match saw the muscular short haired blonde from Hagen Eve join the fray. Sammy the Simp bent over, so she could use him as a step into the ring. A quick little showcase of power against Queen Bolshoi, who yes, still has a job with EBW. A Piledriver called the Eve of Destruction gave the debuting Eve the win.

Tack Angel: Wow, Tess was right, she is my type. She's bringing in all these muscle girls to get to me isn't she. I'm loyal though dag nabbit! Loyal to all the 7 women I married!

Tommy Dukes: ...If he doesn't see it, I'm not going to tell him. He'll kick my head off!

Tack Angel: Don't nettle the Star Prince Dukes!

3. Women's Singles: Troian beat Makoto Angel via TikTak -> Pin
-Troian mockingly dressed up as Tracy Angel for the next match against the rusty Makoto Angel. The former soccer star had the stamina and the kicking power, like all Angels should, but Troian had her matched, having her well scouted, and even countering a solid Judo throw attempt. The worn out Makoto was taken down by a TikTak for the pin.

Tack Angel: Dang! Shoot! Makoto! She tried her best though. Really proud of her. She's not been training for this. Troian leave her alone! Here honey, I made you a snack in your lunch box and...

Troian knocked the lunch box out of Tack's hands and stomped on it.

Tack Angel: Hey! What the heck!

Troian: Tack, you might want to wonder some day just how well you know your wives.

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Troian: Maybe I could replace one of them when you don't even know and video tape the whole thing. Or maybe....I already have.

Tack Angel: AH! AH! AAAAAAAH! NOOOOO!

Troian: Huh...bigger response than I was expecting.

Tommy Dukes: It's really about par for the course.



4. Tag: Firebrand X/Subculture[x] beat Yukar Catzenmeon/Tarran Catzenmeow[Debut][x] via KO Punch -> Pin
-The Crimson Bombers took on the team of Yukar and Tarran Catzenmeow. The two large men, had beards, cat ears, and tails. They looked silly, but lulled the Bombers into a false sense of security before pouncing. A near upset until Subculture nailed Tarran in the jaw with the KO Punch for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: Great effort from the new team there. We saw Yukar before, but not Tarran.

Tack Angel:  I knew a Taran once....a long time ago.

Tommy Dukes: They shocked the Bombers there. I wonder what they'll call themselves. I'm thinking "Catmantwo"? Eh? Eh? Fine forget it. What did you think?

Tack Angel: Personally? I love these guys! Use them more!

Tommy Dukes: Maybe we will.....maybe we will.

5. EBW Neon #1 Contender: Dubroski beat Vape via Body Slam x 3-Point Tackle -> Pin
-Main event saw Dubroski take on on Vape for the right to challenge Benjamin. Dubroski already beat the champ in his debut, but Vape is working as the "Wall" of Neon Nights. Vape was large and in charge until Lukie pointed out that Vape plays D&D and sucks with the ladies. A "DOOOORK!" later, and the Alpha Beta used his immense strength to lift Vape for the Body Slam. A 3-Point Tackle later, and Dubroski picked up his second win.

Tack Angel: ...I don't like Alpha Betas.

Tommy Dukes: A great win for Dubroski though! Amazing power! This guy is a FORCE to be reckoned with!

Tack Angel: ....I don't like Alpha Betas.

Tommy Dukes: ....GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

-

Tess's Office

Tess was sitting in her office as the DVD played on her screen...

Master Lu: Don't try to be "strong" all the time. You know what real strength is. You both do. Please....do this for me.

Tess took out the DVD and looked at it. She twisted it in her hand before crushing it, and throwing it in the trash.

Tess: I know what real strength is old man. More than you ever did. If she knew what really happened....well...she'll never find out. Not now. Not ever.

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EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here for another installment of EBW Wor-

Duvalie: Excuse me miss, if you would so kindly step aside.

Nerma: Duvalie? What the hell is going on here?

Duvalie: Mistress Tess wishes to try out a new person in this role. Someone who will....follow the vision.

Nerma: Are you kidding me?! I have a contract dammit!

Duvalie: And I'm told Tess is willing to pay you to sit at home. Isn't that wonderful? Now please, step aside. We don't want to make a mess right now do we?

Nerma: ....THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Duvalie: Buh bye! Hehe, hello everyone, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Duvalie, and I'm pleased to present you with the upcoming card for EBW: Xperience. On that show, I will be competing against Tracy Angel, BeShemoth, and Kimber Blaze. The winner will get a #1 Contender shot at Erica. Now, I would never dare challenge the Mistress, so when I win, I will happily pass my spot on to someone....more deserving than an Angel of course. Forgive me, but they are highly undesirable right now. Maybe anyone that will be willing to kiss the feet of the Mistress. But, no Machs or Angels. You just cause too many problems. My my my, it appears the the "Elite 4" will be reuniting to try and take the World Championship Rings from the Forgotten in the main event. Most intriguing. This should be a fun one. I can not wait. *bows*

EBW: Xperience
Summers Rex Arena, Summers
ENN

1. Women's Singles: Lt. Lacy Wagner vs. "3G" Krissy Gale
2. Singles: Dirk Laramie vs. Magnum PT
3. 6-Man Tag: Fray Tiburon/Dorado Mask/Hex No Limit vs. Mav Valentine/?/?
4. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Hotlanta
5. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Tracy Angel vs. Duvalie vs. BeShemoth vs. Kimber Blaze
6. EBW World Team Championships: w00t(c)/Cade(c)/Cadmus(c)/Kiva(c) vs. Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Firebrand X/Subculture

The feed suddenly cut to a hang out spot for "The Legion". A room covered in graffiti, with Grind and Switchback rolling around in the background on their roller blades. Rude positioned the camera in front of his face.




Rude: Yo Lakitu, keep it stready, we don't have a lot of time. As you can tell, we've got a couple geniuses on our hands here if we can keep hacking the ENN feed. They make it look easy. We can look in on any Lakitu at any given time. So, you're probably wondering why myself and Generator would back the bladers right there, and make our statement with paint? This is my shit son. It's all about freedom and revolution. Got no beef with my EBW bros, but you're apart of a system I can't back anymore. Forgotten, same issues, different master if you catch my drift.

Generator: High flying and life risking danger. The thrill of the fight. That's what The Legion is all about. We're going to break the chains and make our own path. I was never happy as part of home army. I wasn't happy as the opposition either. I'll play this my way, and take a third path. This is where we belong, and believe me

Grind rolled into view and took the camera up to his face.

Grind: I'm back from the EWA, the other guys, because this is where I belong, doing what I'm doing. I got back my friendship with Switchback. We got on heads on straight, and we remember what this was all about. It wasn't about getting chewed up by the system. It was about changing the game, and that's what we're going to do.

Switchback: The theme these days seems to be life vs. death, the remembered and the forgotten. We're more than happy to break up the monotony of this conflict. "The Legion" is going to take over your hearts and minds, until you're all with the program. Tagging turf, playing sick tunes, and clearing out that ring. That's what we do. It's not just the four of us either. We were just the start. We ARE Legion after all, cause we are many.

Two more figures walked into view. A man with suspenders, blue gloves and roller blades that resembled monster claws, and a blue monster mask. The other was a woman with pink and black tights on, with a heart shaped eye patch on.

Rude: Poison Jam and Kyoko the Love Shocker. Yeah, that's right, we've got the Poison Jam and Love Shocker gangs on our side. Strength in numbers after all.

The music in the back started to fade as a voice came over the radio.

DJ Professor K: Hey out there! This is Eagleland's #1 pirate power station, Jet Set Radio! Over the hood, through the streets, and right into your brain! This next one is going out to the new hot gang on the block. The Legion are coming to a neighborhood near you, and they're going to tag it up!

Crystal Heaven

Three pirates were playing cards outside of the Crystal Prison where Darkness Angel was being held.

Pirate Bill: Yarr, I be raisin' ya 20 Angel Bucks!

Pirate Tacquito: Oh yeah, we'll I'm raising you 50 ANGEL BUCKS!

Pirate Ralph: Arr, these Angel dollars are not worth the paper they're printed on. You can only use them in the food court, and I no longer be wantin' to eat Tacko Bell! Poseidon's wrath be coming to me every night on the toilet.

Pirate Bill: I just be glad and all to be seein' me mate Tacquito finally out of the hospital. Glad to have ye back!

Pirate Tacquito: Thanks, it's great to be back and-

Suddenly, a bomb went off, knocking the pirates out of their seats, and sending Tacquito running with his back on fire.

Pirate Bill: TACQUITOOOOO!

?: He'll be alright if he makes it to that water fast enough. Trust me....I'm a Doctor.

Degrees stepped into the room and knocked out Pirate Bill, taking the keys with him. He unlocked the door and made his way down to the jail.

Degrees: Don't worry Darkness Angel, your rescue has come, courtesy of the Forgot-

Degrees stopped in his tracks as the jail cell appeared to be empty.

Faris Angel: You didn't think it'd be that easy did you ?

Degrees: What?

Faris Angel stepped out of the shadows and approached Degrees.

Faris Angel: Degrees....not the other one, but the original. The one I considered a mentor and friend. What's happened to you?

Degrees: ....Where is Darkness Angel?

Faris Angel: This place is big. Room for more than one jail, and I knew we were being watched, so I made this one up to look like your infiltration target. You better not have killed my Pirates.

Degrees: ...One of them is on fire.

Faris Angel: Tacquito?

Degrees: Tacquito.

Faris Angel: Dammit! You're going to pay for that. First, I want to know why you're doing this?

Degrees: Why? Why?! It's so obvious Faris. I had my life stolen from me, and you all let it happen!

Faris Angel: You died a hero I was told. You blew up the resonance wave generator that allowed "Entity V" to swarm the multiverse.

Degrees: And life went on without me. You replaced me, and he stole my family!

Faris Angel: According to him, that's what you wanted. I don't believe that you're Degrees. You're a ghost. Something parading around in his body. I can't say that for the rest, but you, you're a cut above with your ruthlessness aren't you? That's not Degrees. I don't know who you are.

Degrees: I am the one that's about to kill you and then I'll kill everyone else in this "Kingdom". When I'm through, Darkness Angel is coming with me.

Faris Angel: Come and try. TIME FIRE!

Faris transformed into her Time Fire costume and fought Degrees in the cramped jail space. Pirate Bill began to come to as he heard the kicks and punches from below.

Pirate Bill: Yarr....M'lady....be needing me help.

Faris and Degrees were grappling on the floor, with Degrees getting on top of Faris and strangling her.

Degrees: Die....die...all of you die. You betrayed me. You forgot about me. YOU ABANDONED ME!

Faris Angel: You were my...*cough* friend. I *cough cough* WOULD have died for....for for...for you.

Degrees: Now you will.

Faris Angel: NOT TODAY!

Faris punched Degrees in the face, and then kicked him off of her, sending him into the jail cell. Before he could recover, Pirate Bill slammed the door shut, and locked it.

Degrees: HEY! NO! LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW! YOU HEAR ME?! LET ME OOOOUT!

Pirate Bill: Yer plan worked m'lady.

Faris Angel: It did, but I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this. Degrees....or whatever you are...we'll try to keep you comfortable...but you're not going anywhere.

Degrees: NOOOOO!

Summers Beach

Trevor Mach had taken over on parent duties, siting on the beach with Justice and Cerberus, watching the sun set. A small boy approached him at random.

Trevor Mach: Heh...hey kid. You want an autograph or a picture?

Small boy: Azrael....focus....you know who I am.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I could feel you nearby. It's a weird thing, to have that creeping feeling on the back of you neck, knowing that...well...you're around....Gabriel.

Gabriel: It was not something that was supposed to happen. You're not supposed to be.

Trevor Mach: Hey, you guys made me this way.

Gabriel: The Sanctum did that. We merely must deal with it's aftermath. What puzzles us is how you threw away a chance to live in Paradise with us.

Trevor Mach: Paradise? Paradise is holding this kid, watching the sun set. Being a human is more interesting than being a Celestial.

Gabriel: But now you are partially both, and we consider that a blessing all things considered.

Trevor Mach: The war?

Gabriel: It keeps us occupied. You must be the one to stop him.

Trevor Mach: See? That's what I was waiting for. Come down here and practically insult me, and then ask for my help. I'm working on it. This is how we do things here. We fight for them. He has some power still, but lacks what he needs.

Gabriel: What does he need Azrael?

Trevor Mach: Well for starters Gabe, my name is Trevor Mach. That's who I am. That's who I'll always be. Second, I believe he's been searching for Doctor Anagram.

Gabriel: Anagram?

Trevor Mach: Can no one get this joke? Giygas. He's looking for Giygas. We're distracted wrestling, while he searches for Giygas. Luckily, I have people looking for him too. It's only a matter of time.

Gabriel: What will you do when you find him?

Trevor Mach: .....

Ness's House

Ness was bouncing baby Will on his knee as his young son laughed. Paula heard a knock at the door.

Paula: Oh? Company? Normally I can sense someone coming from a mile away. Must have been distracted cooking. Watch that pan for me Ness.

Ness: *nods*

As Ness was overjoyed spending time with his son, but the joy turned into shock when his wife screamed for help moments later. Ness set Will in his crib and rushed to the door to see Paula holding a tired and worn out man.

Dr. Yaggis: Ness....Ness it's you. I....I need your help. Please.....please help me.

Paula: Ness, is this who I think it is?

Ness: .....
 

EBW World

Duvalie: Duvalie here, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I will keep it brief, as Mistress Erica requires my attention. She prefers to be washed in milk and rose petals, and I must prepare her bath. EBW will be presenting Golden Week again this year. The lovely time where the cherry blossoms falls, and EBW presents an entire week of special programming. This year will see the lovely return of an old EBW staple, for one night only the CXJ Division returns. I do believe that means "Cruiser X Junior", which is a bit TOO on the nose. Also, the annual one night tournaments known as "The Golden" and the "Killer Queen", with each deciding who will face the World Champions for the men and women. I know personally, that Erica is quite looking forward to it, and so should all of you. As Mistress Tess would say, be grateful for the opportunity to bask in the glory of Erica, who is already shining with golden armor. Such beauty. Thank you for your time. *bows*

EBW Golden Week

Day 1: Xcite
Day 2: One Night Only: Return of the CXJ
Day 3: The Golden Tournament
Day 4: Xperience
Day 5: Killer Queen Tournament

EBW: The Golden
Summers EFL Stadium, Summers
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1. EBW Women's World Championship: Erica(c) vs. TBA
2. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. TBA

One Eyed Jack's

Danny Leung sat at the bar, drinking away his troubles as he watched a commercial on television featuring the Angel Family.

Jackie: You uh...having some issues my man? Want to walk about them? That's what the bartenders for. I hear the stories and pour the drinks.

Danny Leung: Yeah, I got a problem. I got a big problem! Nani! That's my problem. She was the love of my life, and that asshole took.

Jackie: Huh? Oh, the Angel Family.

Danny Leung: The "Angel Family" huh? Everyone LOOOOVES the Angel Family. Seems to me it wasn't but a couple years ago that everyone thought this was rather CRAZY, but maybe that's just me. I even tried to play along you know. I called myself "NEW" Danny Leung, because I wanted a fresh start. Years of jobbing, all because one time I said "No Push" and then I lose the girl of my dreams to TACK ANGEL! You can only be called a cuck online so many times before it gets to you.

?: I know how you feel.

Danny Leung: Eh?

A dark haired man sat next to Danny and ordered a drink.

Danny Leung: You know how I feel stranger? Just who the hell are you?

?: The name is Shinozaki. I was friends with Makoto growing up, but I always wanted more. She....she put me in the friend zone. I HATE THE FRIEND ZOOOONE! One time she even donated blood at the hospital for me when I needed it. Then, I literally never saw her again. It was as if I was some character of the week on some old anime! Anyways, I find myself here, watching some television, and there she is...married to THAT guy! He's already got those other wives. Why does he need her too! Why couldn't I have her! MAKOTOOOOO!

Danny Leung: NANIIIIII!

?: Oh yeah? Well what about me!

Danny and Shinozaki: Eh?

A man riding a giant yellow bird hopped off an entered the bar.

Jackie: Hey now, not pets in here.

?: That's just Boko.

Jackie: ...That literally changes nothing.

?: I'll have a drink myself. Let me tell you two about Faris. Oh, I'm Bartz by the way.

Danny Leung: Bartz?

Bartz: I literally come from a different Earth. It took all four crystals to get here, just so I could see her again!

Danny Leung: Ha! Yeah right. We got a crazy one here.

Bartz: Look at the chocobo over there!

Danny Leung: Yeah...well we've got Flying Man...and stuff.

Shinozaki: Faris, is she your one and only as well?

Bartz: Not quite! I have her sister too, but it's like....it's like...you need the whole set! I mean Lenna and Krile are great, but Faris, Lenna, and Krile are even BETTER! But then, late last year, fate of the multiverse was at stake, no worries it got taken care of. In that time, I actually saw her again, and found out she was here! So, later I find myself on an Earth called Earth-14, and I use the help of this guy named Tarran Icenguard and his disgruntled friend Gibson Rickenbacker, to reach Earth-1 to find her! But she's married....to like him....and then there's a bunch of other women? I mean, what's up with all of that?! FARIIIIIS!

Shinozaki: MAKOTOOOOO!

Danny Leung: NANIIIII

?: You guys think YOU have it bad?!

Danny, Shinozaki, and Bartz: Eh?

Franky Fly walked into the bar and sat next to the other three. Ordering a drink.

Jackie: This is a big day for me.

Franky: Is it my turn? Oh. Well, the Sharks used to work for Antonio S, the crime lord that ruled Edo. In that time I got to meet Amy Angel. So pretty. So beautiful. I don't think she ever realized how I was, but I was her protector during this time. I threw so many Sharks in front of bullets for that gal. She's just....just the best. I've spent years watching her with Tack Angel, but I can't take it anymore! I-

?: My turn!

Danny, Shinozaki, Bartz, and Franky: Eh?

A guy in an Escargo Express costume walked into the room.

Danny Leung: Who the hell are you?

?: Me? Oh, I'm just Dave. I'm just some guy. I work at Escargo Express, and I think Tracy is hot as hell you know what I mean? Without that Tack guy, I think I'd have a good shot at delivering my package if you know what I mean.

Danny Leung: So what you guys are saying, is that we're some kinda mu'fuckin "Cuck Squad" or something?

Cadmus: Gentlemen, I believe I can help you with all of your problems.

Danny Leung: Whoa, you didn't announce yourself coming in like the rest. We didn't see you dude.

Bartz: You got a solution. Does it involve crystals? Most of my problems are solved with crystals....or job changes....or job changes BECAUSE of crystals.

Cadmus: You're not that far off. We must topple the Crystal Kingdom if you are to get what you desire.

Franky: What do we do?

Cadmus: It's simple...we kill the Star Prince.

Dave: But I'm literally just a guy!

Bartz: And I'm a Protagonist. I don't really do that sort of thing.

Shinozaki: Also just a guy.

Danny Leung: Isn't that a little extreme?

Franky: I'll do it. I'll kill him. Give me a rock or a hammer or something.

Cadmus: Oh gentlemen, no need to have doubts. I have it all taken care of.

Cadmus placed a fragment of the Dark Star Crystal on the table, and the others were mesmerized by it. All except Jackie.

Cadmus: Why isn't this working for you?

Jackie: Not my first rodeo with evil, mind altering crystals. How do you think I lost this eye?

Cadmus: ...I couldn't even begin to venture a guess at this point.

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Outside of the Summers Rex Arena

The Triple Crown World Champion Trevor Mach hopped off his motorcycle to meet up with Tack Angel, Firebrand X, and Subculture.

Subculture: Well look at this. It's just like old times, and by old, I mean like....last year?

Firebrand X: We always knew we'd be dragged back together for a purpose at some point. Working together against the Forgotten works for me. My wife seems really freaked out about these guys for some reason.

Trevor Mach: Yeah...well...she would know better than some.

Firebrand X: What does that mean?

Trevor Mach: Uh....woman's intuition? Look bros, we're great together. We were the Elite 4. That made us the best in EBW. We kicked ass. We need to get that fire back, and go into this like a well oiled machine.

Tack Angel: Way ahead of you.

Tack busted out baby oil and started smearing it onto his arms and beard.

Trevor Mach: Ah! Yikes! No! Not what I meant! Allegory my man! Allegory! 

Tack Angel: Oh.

Trevor Mach: Why do you have baby oil so readily available.

Tack Angel: ....I have a lot of babies.

Trevor Mach: Well shit, that's a good answer actually. Makes complete sense. Too bad it's probably not the REAL reason, but a VERY good answer.

Tack Angel: No seriously! Hey, my head is in the game. Apparently Cadmus is sending people after me. He threw down a challenge, and he doesn't even want to wait for the answer. I'm nettled man. I'm SUPER nettled. We need to go out there and kick his ......BUTT! Right Son?

Subculture: What have I said? We're not using that word. I mean just because I'm married to your daughter, it doesn't mean I'm your son.

Firebrand X: I mean technically it do-

Subculture: You're not helping!

Trevor Mach: Guys, you've all been former World Champions. Tack, we're the Bad Dudes. Subbie, we're the KO Bombers. Firebrand? I-I never could get a read on you.

Firebrand X: That's the mask doing its job.

Trevor Mach: Huh. Well, let's just go out there and do what we do, because EBW needs us to....and I REALLY want to be a 4-Crown King. I haven't gotten to yet! It sounds awesome!

VIP Lounge

A hacked Lakitu showed Amy Angel and Simon S. made their way to nice seating inside of the VIP lounge. Simon grabbed some champagne to pour.

Amy Angel: Wow brother, this is really nice. It's been a while since I tasted the high life like this. I mean the Crystal Castle is great and all, but well...sometimes you like see walls that aren't iridescent you know?

Simon S: I'm glad you like it. Consider this part of my long overdue apology to you Amy. I haven't been the best brother. I've been busy with my own stuff. I've got big plans on the horizon. The foundation is close to moving ahead on a big game changer.

Amy Angel: That's great. I'm happy for you.

Simon S: That's not a good enough reason not to see you though. I guess after the whole issues I had with Tack that it was best if I stay away and let some time and space cool the situation. But, I'm a new man now sis. I just want to catch up and make things right. I know you have a lot of family now, but you're the only family I have left.

Amy Angel: And I'll always be here for you.

Simon S: I appreciate that. So, I hear you're cop now?

Backstage

The hacked camera pointed towards Tess speaking with Noah Jennings in the back.

Noah Jennings: Look, I still think you're going too far!

Tess: I don't care Jennings! You brought me on because you needed to make EBW noteworthy. You needed an injection of entertainment. I brought that. I'm reshaping EBW and making money in the process. The idiot marks are tuning in in droves right now.

Noah Jennings: For all the wrong reasons!

Tess: When the hell did you grow a conscience?

Noah Jennings: When my daughter needed role models to look up to, and now, she's just seeing all of what you're doing.

Tess: *sigh* The results speak for themselves Noah. You just stay out of my way, and I'll take care of this for you.

Noah Jennings: ....Between you and the Forgotten, I don't know what's worse.

Tess: What about this new group The Legion. Why don't you get them off our backs.

Noah Jennings: They could be watching right now.

Tess: Good! I hope so! Hey Legion, I'm busy with my own vision, and I don't have time for you. Don't get involved in my business!

Noah Jennings: Uh...yeah, but I like you guys, so you're invited to compete!

Tess: What the hell?! The exact opposite of what I JUST asked you for!

Noah Jennings: I panicked!






Tommy Dukes: Welcome back to Summers! EBW is leveling up, because we've got...Xperience! Haha, what did you think about that?

Apple Kid: You used that already.

Tommy Dukes: Well not that variation. Look, I'm trying to stay hyped. My wife is sitting at home when she really wants to work! Makoto isn't here either, and we were really building a rapport. Best three person team in the sport!

Apple Kid: What am I? Applesauce?

Tommy Dukes: Oh applesauce...instead of chopped liver. I see what you did there. Why do you care? You don't like working during the week.

Apple Kid: Yeah, I really don't. *sigh* Still, I need to watch the Forgotten closely....uh...AS WE ALL DO! Who knows what they could be up to tonight!

Tommy Dukes: Well as we head towards Golden Week, and The Golden, you know they have to still be on a mission to claim the Triple Crown, the biggest prize in the sport. We-

Tess: Can it Dukes! I have something to say! Turn my mic on! Can you all hear me?! Attention! Ungrateful marks, it's really great to have your money. Don't ever let it be said that I don't provide. You pony up the cash, and you get what you paid for. Next week, on Xcite, we're going to kick off our Golden Week, with a competition called the Miss EBW Pageant! Any woman outside of the Eisenritter that wants to be booked and earn a living WILL sign up! We're going to have a Swimsuit Competition boys! The skimpier the better ladies. Remember, we're on later now. We're Rated M, but certainly not Rated M's. Hey Tali, that was a real nice try with that DVD you gave me. You thought I'd care about what a corpse had to say about anything. Fuck Master Lu Tali. He's worm food, and so is his legacy. He could never pull off what I'm doing. I'm creating a REAL legacy. You're not a part of it, and you never will be. You got your job back, along with your daughter, but I want no part of you. The back and forth, cat and mouse game. I can keep it up much longer than you. I'll never stop. So do yourself a favor, and stay home, collect a pay check, and drink it away. Drink yourself to death for all I care. If you knew what I'm truly capable of, you'd stay away. Consider this your final warning.

Tommy Dukes: Well...that's...that's something else.

EBW: Xperience
Summers Rex Arena, Summers
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1. Women's Singles: Lt. Lacy Wagner vs. "3G" Krissy Gale ended in a No Contest
-A solid opener between two young stars and former allies. The heat was real with Krissy Gale, as Wagner kept her composure with her military training. Late in the match, the Legion's Kyoko the Love Shocker rolled down to the ring on her blades and started antagonizing both women, leading to a No Contest.

Tommy Dukes: Huh, that 3rd party stuff wasn't a joke. That's Kyoko the Love Shocked of the Legion, and she went after both of them. The Legion are looking to pick a fight.

Apple Kid: On one hand they upset the Forgotten, but they also are getting into EBW business. Lucky for them, we won't work with the Forgotten against them. Right? We wouldn't do that right? I need to know. It's important for reasons.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, I think we're go-

The feed cut to a shot of DJ Professor K.



DJ Professor K: Hey out there! This is Eagleland's #1 pirate power station, Jet Set Radio! Over the hood, through the streets, and right into your brain! That there is what he call a demo boys and girls. A little taste. See our peeps are lighting fast on their feets, and they hit hard in the streets. A bunch of disgruntled youth, and veterans alike, looking to shake it up and claim the turf. Can you dig it? More where that came from folks. We're just getting started.

2. Singles: Dirk Laramie beat Magnum PT via Crucifix Bomb Cutter -> Pin
-The mirror match with Dick Wagner on the outside, making it basically the same guy three times, but Dirk Laramie while being new had more to offer than PT, with his flashy move set and charisma. Dirk battered Tack's least favorite wrestler and blocked a Mustache Ride before hitting PT into the corner and setting him up for the innovative Crucifix Bomb Cutter technique. An easy win for the Neon Rookie Cup winner.

Tommy Dukes: That's what happens when you reach for the brass ring. You don't get buried. You don't get told to do less. You get a chance to topple the doppelganger. Dick Wagner, the salty old veteran, seemed impressed by Dirk Laramie.

Dick Wagner: If that kid can drink dirty thirty of Nattie Lights with your old boy Dirty Dick, then he's definitely the total package! Ol' Dick's gonna keep an eye on that one, if I can keep my eyes off the ring rats if you know what I'm sayin'! Hahaha! Hey, did my daughter just rassle? I was nose deep in the gimmick bag.

Apple Kid: *sigh* Oh boy.

3. 6-Man Tag: Mav Valentine[o]/Jamie OD/Jamie XL beat Fray Tiburon/Dorado Mask/Hex No Limit[x] via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Mav Valentine came out with mystery partners, that turned out to be the Hooligans, as they came out laughing as the Lucha Bastards looked unprepared for the team working with Mav. A strike fest to play to the strengths of the Forgotten/Hooligans team. After a Penalty Kick from OD, Mav hit the Mav Buster for the pin.

-Tommy Dukes: No! You have got to be kidding me?! Hooligans?! Why? Why are you joining the Forgotten?!

Jamie OD: Haha! Joining them?! We're not joining anything! Two spots were open, and we thought it'd be hilarious, AND IT WAS! Oi, drop the sour puss you gobshite! It's just jokes!

Jamie XL: .....

Mav Valentine: We'll do whatever it takes to win. We're looking to get victories. We're looking for payback. Every win, and every title, and every drop of blood we spill is a victory for the Forgotten. That's why we don't mind employing the Hooligans from time to time. Mach, this isn't over. I'm just getting started. I'm entering the Golden Tournament, and the Television Champion, will become the Golden, and then EBW Triple Crown Champion. That's all there is to it.[/b]

4. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Hotlanta via DQ
-What looked to be an exciting show of strength, incredible slams and mat work, was tainted by an obvious run in from Maurice. Amigo and Sal were both injured, leaving Mike on his own, but he managed to fight off both Hotlanta and Maurice, flexing his Strong Tits in the process, as Hot and Maurice left the ring.

Tommy Dukes: Hey hey! Mike fought them off on his own! Look at those tits! So strong. So angry! So oily and flexy!

Apple Kid: The only muscle boobs I like to look at these days belong to Muscle Girl Security.

Tommy Dukes: ....

Apple Kid: Did I just say that out loud?!

5. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Tracy Angel beat Duvalie, and BeShemoth, and Kimber Blaze[x] via TikTak -> Pin
-Tess, Eisenritter, and Muscle Girl Security watched on as the four women battled for a shot next week at Erica during Golden Week. An intense match, with the newer women of the division showing what they could do, but experience and intensity were on Tracy's side, as she blocked Duvalie trying to repeat history with choke, and tossed her into BeShemoth, before hitting the TikTak on Blaze for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Tess looks pissed! Her daughter wins the match, and is getting the match with Erica next week on Xcite! You won't want to miss that one folks. This has gotten insanely personal!

Apple Kid: BeShemoth is gorgeous, is she not?

Tommy Dukes: Dude....what's with you tonight.

Apple Kid: Nothing! I'm a professional.

Tommy Dukes: Professional pervert.

Apple Kid: You know I'm right!

Tommy Dukes: BUT YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! Oh...I just said THAT out loud didn't I?

6. EBW World Team Championships:

Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel/Firebrand X/Subculture beat w00t(c)/Cade(c)/Cadmus(c)/Kiva(c)[x] via Burning Machismo -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Team Champions!

-The Elite 4 had an unofficial reunion to battle the Forgotten in the main event. Absolute heated battle, with the two teams going all out. Tack wanted a piece of Cadmus, and everyone was gunning for the Triple Crown Champion. An unexpected finish came, when Cadmus's recruits tried to make a sneaky play, The tron showed the group entering the VIP Lounge, attempting to kidnap Amy Angel, but Simon S fought them off, using showing very little rust in fighting in the process. This left both teams out of sorts, but Tack managed to see Kiva trying to dive off the top onto the champ, warning him just in time, to turn around and catch the masked flier. He lifted him on his shoulders for the Burning Machismo, and slammed him to the mat for the pin, and the World Team Championship Rings.

Tommy Dukes: Amazing! The Elite 4 reunion have reclaimed the World Championship Rings! Cadmus's hired goons failed to throw the team off, and they ended up paying for it. Trevor Mach has the Ring, making him an official 4-Crown King! He's in the club! w00t and Cade look livid. They are absolutely seething. Kiva is cursing in Lucha, but they all seem to blame Cadmus for his failed plot. A crack in the Forgotten armor finally! Good for Stuart S, stepping up to save Amy too. No distractions for Tack, and we can close out on a happy note.

Apple Kid: *gasp*

Tommy Dukes: No, not a musical note.

Apple Kid: Oh....right...of course.