A new world begins! Mr. Poochyfud gets to work!

EBW owner Mr. Poochyfud shocked the wrestling world with his return at the 3-Hour Special. Not only did he fire two of EBW's biggest wrestlers Ness and Trevor Mach, but he also forcibly disbanded Perfection and Maelstrom. He then mandated that EBW was going to be changing from the ground up. With Reno now aligned with this new "Administration", Poochyfud had the power once again.



The EBW owner quickly went to work on revamping his company. All of the remnants of the recent stable wars would be erased, for the start of a brand new era. This involved the dismantling of the Perfection VIP room. Later in the day Mr. Poochyfud held a press conference at the newly reopened EBW Tower.



At the press conference, which saw the grand reopening of EBW Tower with brand new "Poochyfud" banners replacing the old outside screens, Mr. Poochyfud formally introduced two people very close to him, who were two of the voices in his ear while he was working behind the scenes. The first to be introduced was his "lovely" new wife Bertha Poochyfud. Bertha is a former school teacher with aspirations of reaching political office. As she stood in front of the press eating a chicken leg.....which I'm told was very "attractive" by the way....yeah....Bertha Poochyfud announced her intentions to run for Mayor of Fourside!

Bertha Poochyfud: *Belch* It is with great pleasure that I *fart* Bertha Poochyfud announce that I will be running for Mayor of Fourside! EBW is going to turn into a family friendly product that will teach good morals instead of showing all of this....wrestling violence. I would also like to say the *burp* my running for Mayor has nothing to do with this change.....at all. It's just that my sweet sweet new husband that I met at an all you can eat buffet, decided that this would be the prudent thing to *fart* do.

Mr. Poochyfud then announced the appointment of the new EBW Financial Advisor Mr. Ryan IQ.

Mr. Ryan IQ: I've known Mr. Poochyfud for a long time, and I know that he has a keen eye for business. Business....that makes money. I for one love making money. EBW is a money machine, and with me as part of this new administration it will make even more money! We ALL know that it is about the money and the power. He and I have gone over a lot of ideas for cutting costs and increasing profit. A turn to family friendly entertainment is the way to go. Anyone who doesn't fall in line....will be taxed heavily.

That's when Mr. Poochyfud dropped another big bomb shell that would change EBW fundamentally.

Mr. Poochyfud: EBW is ready to evolve people! It's ready to become something else! Change is no longer just over the horizon, no.....change is here! If you'll look at the tron behind me you'll see the 8-sided ring of EBW. This is a part of what makes EBW weak. This is a symbol of a barbaric and brutal amalgamation of wrestling and MMA. It's time to put a stop to this nonsense. For our new PG approach EBW will be reverting to this.....a traditional 4-sided ring. This is where sports entertainment belongs! In a 4-Sided ring!

The press and fans in attendance were shocked by this turn of events. Nothing is wrong with a 4-sided ring at all, but it's the way Mr. Poochyfud and his new administration are taking such a hands on approach to radically change EBW in a short amount of time.

UPDATE! Poochyfud Administration makes roster cuts! Attempts to retire the Hardcore Hero Championship!

Mr. Poochyfud announced after the press conference that several members of the EBW roster were going to be cut to save money and make way for a "new generation of entertainers". It's always sad to see someone lost their job no matter who they are. The list is very disheartening to say the least.

Roster Cuts:

CP Munk
Jeff Andonuts
Apple Kid
Fuel

It's been announced that this list is not yet complete and more cuts are on the way. It looks like this round of cuts focused on the CXJ Division. After seeing Trevor Mach and Ness lose their jobs...anybody could be next.

More developments occurred today, as Mr. Poochyfud called "Greatest Tag Team" The Akatsuki into his office with the intention of retiring Danny Leung's Hardcore Hero Championship.



Mr. Poochyfud: Umm....now Danny.....listen to me now. I don't need you or your brother freaking out on me.

Danny Leung: .....Does it look like either I or my brother are going to "freak out"?

Mr. Poochyfud: I'm not sure I want to answer that question. Listen, EBW is going to be taking a new direction, and that new direction does not involve KYO biting into people's foreheads, or the ultra violence associated with the Hardcore Hero Championship. So if you could just hand me the championship I will be happy to retire it and put the thing to rest.

Danny Leung: ......

Mr. Poochyfud: Danny? Hey Danny where are you going? Come back with the title! Oh well....I guess I'll just get later then maybe?

Mr. Ryan IQ: Don't worry sir....we'll get to them later. I wonder if they pay their taxes?

It looks like for now that the Hardcore Hero Championship is sticking around at least a little longer.

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Poochyfud Administration makes another huge cut! Big changes forthcoming in the SURGE camp!

The Poochyfud Administration continues to make major cuts in the EBW roster. This time, EBW.com can confirm that former SURGE and Perfection member Maurice is getting the axe. This comes as a huge shock, as Maurice was expected by many to be a future main eventer in EBW when he was aligned with SURGE. A distraught Maurice then headed to the SURGE dojo to make a plea to his former mentor Captain Strong, who was already about to make some major changes in SURGE.



Maurice: You were right....I was wrong....I should have listened....I was impatient....I just wanted to make my mark and main event, but I let pride get in the way. Is that what you wanted to hear?

Captain Strong: Maurice, that is exactly what I wanted to hear.

Maurice: Then...then can you please help me. I've been cut from the roster, but if you were to let me back into SURGE maybe I could get my job back.

Captain Strong: *sigh* Maurice....I used to see a lot of potential in you....I think it's still there, but you've got your head so full of muck from your time with Perfection that I'm not so sure I can make a champion out of you anymore. I really don't know if you are capable....or hopeless.

Maurice: Sir....please.....just tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it.

Captain Strong: ....That's a good start Maurice. I think what you really need.....is some time away from EBW. Time for you to go on an excursion and figure out just what you want out of EBW....when I feel you're ready....I'll help you make your EBW comeback.

Maurice: ......Yes sir.

Captain Strong: Good luck "French Fist".

Amigo: Jeez....things around here sure are getting crazy.

Captain Strong: Heh...you have NO idea Amigo. I've been here for a long time, and I can see where this Poochyfud nonsense is going. We've got to watch each others backs more then ever. Amigo, I'm counting on you to lead them.

Amigo: I'm not much "conveying emotions"....but I'm honored sir. I can't say I'm happy about what's going on either. I was on my way to becoming the Jacie Killer in Versus before Poochyfud shut it down.....I'm pissed.

Captain Strong: Really?

Amigo: Yes....see.....this is my pissed face.

Captain Strong: Huh....well you have to "remain calm" I guess and lead the team. You've got Bolshoi and Bakayaro backing you up in the CXJ Division, but it's up to you to recruit a brand new SURGE stable, and help new wrestlers rise up the ranks like you did.

Amigo: I understand.....but what about Mike?

Captain Strong: Well see....I would be talking to Mike about this too....if he weren't IGNORING EVERYTHING WE ARE SAYING AND DROOLING OVER A POSTER OF LADY M'S!

Kinniku Mike: ......

Captain Strong: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: Wha!? Oh I'm sorry....were you saying something sir?

Captain Strong: Mike! That's it! I'm done! You had the potential to be the next big brawler in EBW! You had wins over Swift, and you were looking to break into the main event picture! Then you got sloppy....then you got lazy....now all you do is sit around and envy someone else for what they have and lust over someone that you want! JEEZ! I saw so much in the three of you! Mike....you and Maurice let me down! Why is it that Amigo was the only one who excelled in SURGE? Is it because he has the charisma of a dry sponge?!

Amigo: Hey?

Kinniku Mike: You know what?! I don't need this! I want the good life damnit! I want what's coming to me and I'm tired of sitting around here playing the waiting game! I AM ready for the main event! I AM ready to take what belongs to me!

Captain Strong: GOOD! FINE! Get out! You're no longer wanted here Mike!

Kinniku Mike: .....Fine....I'm gone.

Captain Strong: Amigo....I'm sorry you had to see that my boy. I'm just glad that you turned into champion material.

Amigo: Really? A dry sponge?

Captain Strong: The driest sponge I'm afraid.

Amigo: Huh....I had no idea.

Roster Cuts:

CP Munk
Jeff Andonuts
Apple Kid
Fuel
Maurice - Updated

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Tack Angel: Well....to say I've had a busy week would be an understatement. I competed in the biggest match of my life in the main event of the biggest show of the year. I'm the Global World Champion now, so basically the whole world is on my shoulders. With things changing in EBW I'm really feeling the pressure already. Oh yeah, I'm also having issues getting the EBW.com page to open up. I mean the internet is working is fine, but for some reason I just can't get on that one page....but that's another story...I won't bother you with that. Anyways, Tess wanted me to meet her downtown for what she called an "image makeover". I wasn't expecting that she would bring "company".



Tess: Tack!

Tack Angel: Ah! I mean....

Tess: Yeah yeah! You're always so jumpy Tack!

Tack Angel: Huh...I wonder why?

Travis: Hiya Tack!

Tack Angel: TRAVIS?! Wha....what are you doing hanging around Tess?

Travis: Oh...well...uh...I was just wandering around town, when I ran into Tess here.

Tess: Yes, that's exactly what happened.  

Tack Angel: I see....so anyways Tess...what are we doing here?

Tess: Well I'm glad you ask Tack. You're the Global World Champion now. You've made it to the top of the mountain. With that belt comes money and fame. It's time that we get you the proper look. Don't forget Tack, you're my investment and I'm going to make sure I get the most "bang for my buck".

Tack Angel: AH!

Travis: Uh....don't forget that other thing you were going to tell him.

Tess: Oh that's right! I've heard through the grapevine that Poochyfud is looking to find a team capable of taking the straps from Akatsuki. I don't know if this has anything to do with an incident they had in his office, but Poochyfud is kicking off his new era with a tag team tournament and I entered you and Travis into the tournament.

Tack Angel: Ok....wait WHAT?!

Tess: It never hurts to have more gold around your waist Tack! We're going to get you a new look, a new tag partner in Travis, and even more gold. You're going to be the biggest thing in the new EBW!

Tack Angel: But...I....

Travis: What is it Tack? You don't want to tag with me? I promise I'll do my best.

Tack Angel: No! It's not that! I just....*sigh* nevermind....I'd be honored to team with you.

Tess: Now Travis, you've only had one match in EBW so far, so to actually qualify for this team you're going to have to compete in a qualifying match.

Travis: I understand. I'll do whatever I can to be with Tack.

Tack Angel: Pardon?

Travis: In a tag team.

Tack Angel: Oh...yes...tag team. Hey is that Swift over there? Hey Swift!

Swift: *Groan* Can't talk now Tack. I'm unfortunately busy.

Grand Pappy Swift: Shut your mouth boy! You've been shaming the family and letting those Too Too Moko?  Tokio toko?  whatever their goddam name is. Those motha f***as made a foo out of you boy! You lost your way and it's time to remember that you're a Swift....you're a bad ass motha f***a! Let's go to work boy!

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The Poochyfud Administration changes continue!



Mr. Poochyfud and his Administration made several more announcements to EBW.com today. First off, Mr. Poochyfud decreed that the word "Battle" will no longer be used to describe EBW's matches. As the owner's wife thinks that battle sounds too violent. So from now on the word "match" will be used once again.

Then. Mr. Poochyfud reintroduced the EBW referees in brand new yellow and silver uniforms. The reason being as that the black and white striped uniforms are looked at as being too "sports like" by the Administration. The new yellow and silver is meant to show a new "entertainment" spirit.

Nerdler: *sigh* I look like a Trekkie.....and I like it.

The next announcement had EBW interviewer Nerma shocked, when it was announced that a second interviewer had been hired. He goes by the name of Hater, he's a harsh wrestling critic who has a reputation for....well....punching people in the dick. That said he's going to be a tough new interviewer that will ask the hard questions. Mr. Poochyfud stated that since Nerma had a special contract with WEB that he wasn't going to fire her, but changes would have to be made since this was now a "PG" show. That's when Mr. Poochyfud tried to make her wear a skimpy bikini....cause you know....that's apparently PG television.

These three changes were minor, yet show a continuing change that will shift the entire paradigm of EBW.

EBW: X-perience Card Revealed! Big announcement on....Special Guest!

The first card of the "New Era" has been announced, and you can see the fingerprints of the new Administration all over it. The action begins with a EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Qualifying Match. The winner will join our Global World Champion Tack Angel in the main event as he goes on a quest for more gold. Tess' odd nephew and EBW rookie Travis will be taking on Chicken Man for the spot. This match will be a contract on a pole match, meaning the first one to climb the pole and grab the contract wins. A new #1 contender for the CXJ Championship has been decided in Larmore, but now we have the second stage of the EBW CXJ Tag Team Contender Tournament. Given & Taken, P+P's Brute & Misfit, Tatsunoko's Tekkaman & Ippatsuman, and a mystery team will all vie to see who faces Bolshoi and Bakayaro next week. Mr. Poochyfud has put out a mandate. He wants to see a top team take down the "Greatest Tag Team" and that's where the tag team tournament comes into play. Strong Destiny make their return after an excursion to BO*OM when they take on Dynamic Dougie and Akinan in the first semi final match. w00t is not in favor with the current administration, and it looks like he will have to fight to survive in EBW for now on. The fourth match on the card is a sign of that, as w00t will face a mystery team in a handicap match. Global World Champion Tack Angel and his tag partner will then take on SURGE's Captain Strong and Amigo in the second semi final match. The main event will feature Royal Crown Champion Rude taking on a mystery opponent in a non-title match. It's definitely the card of a brand that is transitioning to something else. What that end result will be is anyone's guess.

This show will also see the return of the four sided ring as mandated by the Poochyfud Administration. It has also been announced that Mr. Poochyfud will officially kick off the show with a speech before introducing the first of many "special guests" that will appear on the show to bring "entertainment star appeal" to the shows. All of this and more on a new X-perience for a new era.  

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Qualifying Match (Contract on a Pole)
Travis vs. Chicken Man
2. EBW CXJ Tag Team Tournament Contender Match
Given/Taken vs. Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] vs. Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko] vs. ?/?
3. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Semi Final
Green Destiny/Eivion Thanatos vs. Dynamic Dougie/Akinan
4. Special Handicap Match
w00t vs. ?/?
5. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Semi Final
Tack Angel/? vs. Captain Strong/Amigo
6. Special Non-Title Singles Match
Rude vs. ?

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A new era has begun in EBW. With Mr. Poochyfud's return after a months long hiatus, a new Administration was put together with the intention of changing the very foundation of what this wrestling company has become in the past four years. The changes began on the X-cite after Victory Explosion 4 with the firings of Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Ness. This would be the first show under the vision, complete with a set design that consisted of a traditional 4-sided ring and giant "Poochyfud" banners hanging where the side trons used to be. The show opened with Mr. Poochyfud and his Administration heading down to the ring. The EBW was all smiles as he was handed a mic.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hello, you wonderful wonderful members of the EBW Awesomeverse! You happen to be tuning in on a VERY special night, as this is the beginning of a NEW EBW! It's time for change! No longer do you have to wait for that change as it has finally arrived! With my new administration at my side I plan on running a much tighter ship around here, as we become the #1 name in SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! Before we allow our stars to perform for you in this traditional 4-sided ring, I'd like to introduce you to someone. He is the first of what I hope will be many special guest stars and celebrities who come to visit. This first guest is very special as he and I have been discussing a lot lately, and it was his very effective speaking abilities that helped me realize exactly what I wanted in a new EBW. He is currently running in the national election for President of Eagleland! Ladies and gentlemen I present to you. Barry Amabo!



Fans: Boooooo!!!

Barry Amabo: Thank you thank you! I deserve your praise, because I'm going to save Eagleland from things like "having money" and "being a democracy" just like my friend Mr. Poochyfud here is going to save his company using similar methods. Because he and I both know that we're going to have to fight off a lot of things like "the will of the people" to get our jobs done, but we have two weapons in our war with "popular opinion". HOPE and CHANGE! These two words along mean nothing and lack content, but if you disguise what you are doing as HOPE and CHANGE then eventually the people will buy it. If they don't buy then you demonize them. It's all very simple....but I digress....I'm keeping you all from your sports entertainment show. So let me just end my speech that I am reading off of a teleprompter by repeating my slogan. YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE....

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!



The fans who had fallen asleep of phased out were suddenly alert again, as former EBW employee Trevor Mach ran out from the crowd and delivered a flying Macha Ye to the face of Barry Amabo! The fans erupted in cheers as the bloody Amabo hit the mat hard. Rude hesitated in attacking which prompted Mr. Ryan IQ to call out security, but they two were busy with Ness, who also jumped out of the crowd to cause a ruckus!

Trevor Mach: HA! I told ya it wasn't over yet Pooch!

Mr. Poochyfud: DAMNIT!

Mr. Ryan IQ: Sir.....language...PG?

Mr. Poochyfud: DANGIT! Get them out of here now!

Eventually security forced Trevor and Ness to fall back into the cheering crowd and escape. as Reno and Mr. Ryan IQ helped up Barry Amabo, Mr. Poochyfud shouted for security to find Trevor and Ness and run them out of the building. Not the perfect beginning to an era our EBW Owner was hoping for.

When we returned from commercial, Mr. Poochyfud and his Administration were in the back at the new on site office.



Mr. Poochyfud: Those two....HAVE I EVER MENTIONED HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE TWO!?

Reno: I thought they didn't like each other anymore? Wasn't that a part of the plan to get rid of them?

Mr. Ryan IQ: Don't worry sir, Mr. Amabo doesn't remember anything....not even who he is. We don't have to worry about a lawsuit since they are no longer employees of EBW. Plus, the insureance will handle any damage they cause and best of all it's tax deductable.

Rude: Dawg...I'm glad I'm not the number cruncher around here.

Mr. Poochyfud: No, you're not! What you are is the Royal Crown Champion, and you have a mission to accomplish tonight! Opponents of change must "See the error of their ways" and fall in line.

Rude: I got dis covered dawg. Don't you worry about it. Just as long as your guys do their job then I can do my job.

Reno: Good Rude, just remember try to keep the blood and language to a minimum. This is a PG show now.

The in ring action began with a special gimmick match to detirmine who would be Global World Champion Tack Angel's tag team partner later in the night for the tag team contender tournament. A contract was attached to a pole hanging over the ring while EBW rookie Travis collided with the TUE 3 "winner" Chicken Man. Travis was the inexperienced one in this match, but he was still able to put the boots to Chicken Man. Travis went heavy on the elbows early on and busted open Chicken Man. The cameras pulled away as the ref was forced to get involved and stop the bleeding before the match could resume. The fans heavily booed this. Chicken Man retaliated the early onslaught with an attempted Chickenwing Neckbreaker, but Travis escaped and hit a series of suplexes. Travis remained in control and in the end knocked down Chicken Man with a headbutt and grabbed the contract on his first attempt. The green rookie didn't look green at all as he won the match and is now joining the Global World Champion in a match later tonight.



The next match would be the second stage in a multi team tournament to detirmine who would be facing EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Champions Lovekick Connection next. The announced participants were Given & Taken, P+P's Brute & Misfit who are the previous EBW CXJ Tag Team Chamions, and Tatsunoko's reliable tag team Tekkaman & Ippatsuman. The announcement of the mystery team had the fans on their feet cheering, as Hotlanta made his offical return to the CXJ division to team back up with Generator. Champions Jamie OD and Sal Paradise watched on as this veteran team dominated the high flying encounter. Given and Taken chased the Tatsunoko team out of the ring to brawl while another brawl ensued in the ring. Generator traded holds with Misfit, and dodged a big punch before hitting his Complete Flash. He followed it up with the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. Neither man was the legal one in the ring though. The legal men were Hotlanta and Brute. Hotlanta was letting chops and kicks fly before trapping Brute in his Bellerophon Bomb and pinning him shortly thereafter to get the victory for this reformed team! Generator and Hotlanta will now move on to take on Bakayaro and Bolsoi of SURGE, but they had tunnel vision as after a handshake they both stared down Lovekick and made it known that the veterans want the belts.



We then headed backstage as Hater made his interviewing debut to speak with w00t, who will have his hands full tonight.



Hater: NYAH!

w00t: Wha?!

Hater: Listen up people! I'm Hater! I hate you, I hate EBW, and I hate this guy right here!

w00t: What did I do?

Hater: The one thing I love is getting paid, so before I punch this dude in the dick I've got job to do.

w00t: Man...what is up with you?

Hater: Don't worry about me you pissant! Listen, lately you've lost your title, lost your faction, lost your friends, lost you endoresment, lost your VIP Room, and you're just all around pathetic!

w00t: ....what is your point to all of this?

Hater: No point I just hate you!

w00t: Great...if you'll excuse me....I'm going to beat the shi...

Hater: HEY! You better not swear or touch me or I'll tell Poochyfud. He'll have you fired right on the spot! NYAH!

w00t: *sigh*

Hater: Tonight....you're going to get a beating.

w00t: Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm going to go now while you stand here and....OW! That little *bleep* just punched me in dick!

Back to the action in the ring, as Dynamic Dougie and the eternal optimist in a Tanooki Suit Akinan teamed up to take on the returning Strong Destiny, who were making their return from an excursion to BO*OM. Dougie pretty much carried his team in this one as Akinan kept trying to hug his opponents once again, and then tried to give out toys to the kids in the crowd. Dougie in a new orange outfit traded kicks with Eivion Thanatos, until Eivion hit him in the leg brace hard enough to drop him to the mat, then he capped it off with a Shining Wizard. He then tagged in Green Destiny while Dougie tried to crawl over to his corner to tag out, but Akinan was trying to lead the fans in a sing along. Meanwhile, "Greatest Tag Team" Akatsuki were standing on the stage watching their potential future opponents. Suddenly, two shadowy goth dressed figures appeared out of the entrance ways and bashed the champs in the back with chairs. Strong Destiny were distracted what was going on and this gave Dougie enough time to superkick Green Destiny out of the ring and then kicked Eivion and hit a Dynamic DDT. This gave him enough time to get out of the ring to drag Akinan back into the action. Meanwhile the two goth figures continued to bash the champs in the back with chairs. Mr. Poochyfud and security then came out, with the EBW owner laughing over the unconcious bodies of KYO and Danny Leung. Back in the ring, Dougie and Akinan were on the top ring posts ready to leap down onto their opponents, but only Dougie jumped while Akinan decided to start doing the hustle. Green Destiny managed to catch Dougie and then dropped him with the Emeral Frosion. 1-2-3! Strong Destiny move on to the next round of the tournament.    



We then headed backstage, where Nerma was trying to get a word with Global World Champion Tack Angel, but standing in her way was Tess and Travis.



Tess: Hey where do you think you're going Nerma?!

Nerma: I'm trying to actually get an interview in! That IS my job you know?!That Hater guy keeps pissing people off and hitting everyone in the dick. He even tried hitting me! Can you believe that?! Careful Travis, he might try to punch you too.

Travis: Ummm...I wouldn't worry about it.

Nerma: Like I was saying though, I'm trying to do an interview and I want to speak with our Global World Champion!

Tess: Well you can't do that! He's busy trying on his brand new outfit! Tonight, you will see a brand new Tack! He will become the icon of this new sports entertainment EBW.

Tack Angel: Ummm...Tess? Travis? I don't think this is a good idea!

Tess: What's wrong Tack? Do you need help getting dressed?

Tack Angel: NO!

Travis: Uh...I could come in and help you?

Tack Angel: WHAT?! No! I got the outfit on, but I'm not sure this is what the people want.

Tess: Of course it is Tack...well a certain demographic that the Administration is trying to cater to now. Trust me Tack...this is going to go over very well!  

Tack Angel: *sigh* I didn't think being champ would entail this...

The next match would be a tough one for former 2-Time Global World champion w00t, as he would have to face off with two mystery opponents in a handicap match. w00t stood in the ring for several minutes as he waited for his opponents to arrive. Suddenly, two jock looking guys in red and white letterman jackets snuck into the ring from the back and the shorter one tackled the back of w00t's right knee, forcing him to fall to his knees. The much taller jock bounced off the ropes and bashed w00t in the face with a big boot. Reno ran down to the ring laughing as the two jocks beat w00t down. Reno had to remind the bigger jock not to bust w00t open. In the end the bigger one picked up w00t and the smaller one hit a 3-Point Tackle on w00t and pinned him for the win. After the match the two jocks celebrated and played up the crowd. The smaller one acted like he was going to throw his shades in the crowd, but just put them back on. As the fans booed Reno entered the ring and grabbed a mic.

Reno: I'd like to present to you...two members of EBW's new generation. These two jacked up jocks are exactly what the new EBW is all about. They have got the energy and gimmicks that will get them far. This tall powerhouse over here is named Troy, and this suave lothario over here is Lukie.

Troy: LISTEN UP ****OTS!

Reno: Whoa! Language Troy! Lovin the enthusiasm though.

Lukie: This is for everyone in the back. Look at this. Do you see what I'm wearing? This is a Letterman Jacket. This means I am somebody. This means I am elite. These jackets...mean that Troy and I are better then you. If you scrubs in the back got a problem with that we'll gladly "convince" you just how much better we are. Oh yeah...in case you couldn't tell by our jackets....we're the Alpha Betas.

The Alpha Betas each got one last kick in on the downed w00t before giving referee Nerdler a wedgie.



As we came back from commercial Captain Strong and Amigo were already in the ring, but they weren't alone. Bolshoi and Bakayaro also came down to support their team mates, but they were also keeping an eye on Kinniku Mike. For some reason Mike was circling the ring dressed in street clothes, and clapping to "show his support" for his former SURGE team. Suddenly the lights in the arena went out and a rap song started to play. When the lights came back on Tess was trying to drag Tack out of the entrance way. He was wearing a new orange and blue get up complete with an inappropriate ammount of armbands. Tess introduced him as "Tha Champ" John Tack. The Global World Champion looked uncomfortable as he headed down to the ring. Suddenly, blue and orange pyro went off that startled Tack. He quickly ran into the ring only to take a double beating from Strong and Amigo. Travis quickly followed him in and a brawl occured. This was the longest and more competitive match on the card, but the contstant distraction was of Mike had Strong and Amigo on alert. He acted quite supportive, but near the end of the match when Strong was running the ropes to deliver a running chop to Travis, Tack jumped in the way and superkicked him back into the ropes. While the ref wasn't looking and Tack was helping up Travis, Mike jumped up onto the side of the ring and bashed Strong in the head with brass knuckles. As Amigo tried to chase off his former stabemate Tack dropped Strong with an STO and pinned him for the win. The Global World Champion and Travis move onto the next stage of the tournament.



It was now time for the main event as Rude made his way down to the ring. The "Royal Playa" had more bling then ever as he strutted down to the ring. He handed off the Royal Crown Championship to the ref and demanded that he watch it for him while he competed. The fans were wondering who his opponent was going to be, and Reno was quick to come back out and make that announcement.

Reno: Now it's time for our exciting main event! Royal Crown Champion Rude is going to have his hands full when he takes on....oh....oh my....hahaha.....w00t!

The fans booed Reno as security helped an injured w00t back out towards the ring. It seems the mission of the night was to totally decimate the former Perfection leader. Rude laughed as w00t staggered into the ring. w00t crawled right up to Rude and stood up in his face, before revealing that he wasn't as hurt as everyone thought and slapped the taste out of Rude's mouth and tackled him. The two brawled for several minutes, with w00t stomping the hell out of Rude until Reno got near the ring. He charged his former business associate while Rude grabbed his belt. When w00t turned around Rude bashed him in the skull with the belt. Reno came in and helped Rude stomp down w00t as the match was ended with a DQ victory for w00t. Things were looking bad for w00t until Trevor Mach and Ness once again ran out from the crowd with security hot on their heels. They chased off Reno and Rude and helped a shocked w00t to his feet. The show came to a close with a bloody w00t standing tall and demanding that Reno and Rude come back into the ring. Looks like Mr. Poochyfud's new era has a turbulant future ahead.



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Qualifying Match (Contract on a Pole)
Travis beat Chicken Man (3:01) by grabbing the contract on the pole.
2. EBW CXJ Tag Team Tournament Contender Match
Hotlanta/Generator beat Given/Taken, Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P], and Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko] (10:26) when Hotlanta hit the Bellerophon Bomb on Brute.
3. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Semi Final
Green Destiny/Eivion Thanatos beat Dynamic Dougie/Akinan (8:01) when Green Destiny hit the Emerald Frosion on Akinan.
4. Special Handicap Match
Troy/Lukie beat w00t (3:19) when Lukie hit the 3-Point Tackle.  
5. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Semi Final
Tack Angel/Travis beat Captain Strong/Amigo (16:22) when Tack Angel hit the STO on Captain Strong.
6. Special Non-Title Singles Match
W00t beat Rude (5:41) via DQ.

 

It was now main event time. The "Top Dollah Brawlah" Rude would be putting his Royal Crown Championship on the line against his heated rival w00t and SURGE's Captain Strong. w00t has been a target of the new Administration and Strong is an opponent of the new direction, so it was puzzling to see them both get a title match. It would soon be revealed just why they were given the shots when Reno made his way out to the stage.

Rude: Heya w00t, how ya doing buddy? You look a little beaten up. It's amazing how fast the mighty can fall isn't it? You went from a champion and leader of a dominant stable, to the bottom of the barrel. Luckily for you EBW is a land of opportunity. That's why you have this title shot. The only problem is that opportunity comes with a price. That is why this match was changed to a lumberjack match. At this moment I'd like to announce the first two lumberjacks. w00t, you got to know them very well last week.....THE ALPHA BETAS! Strong, the Administration has its eyes on you. You are trying to sow the seeds of decent, but you are making more enemies then you know. So with that said, the third and final Lumberjack is your old student KINNIKU MIKE!

It was now obvious that the match was just a set up to get w00t and Strong right where the Administration wanted them. w00t and Strong tried a double team tactic on Rude to even the odds, but Mike and The Alpha Betas were not out to play fair. Late in the match Strong had been dragged out of the ring to be stomped by Mike. w00t had Rude set up for the WKO, when Rude put on his concealed brass knuckles and busted w00t in the head. The impact forced him out of the ring where Troy and Lukie were waiting. Mike threw Strong back in the ring just in time to be hit by Tha Rulebreaka and pinned. Rude retains in the cheapest way possible. As w00t and Strong felt the wrath of their rivals it became obvious that The Poochyfud Administration was going to step it up to eliminate all opposition...



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Special 6-Man Tatsunoko Invasion Match Lovekick vs. Tatsunoko
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Casshern[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko]/Tekkaman[Tatsunoko] (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
2. Hardcore Hero Title on a Pole Match
Amigo vs. Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting (2:08) ended in a No Contest.
3. EBW CXJ Tag Team Tournament Contender Final
Generator/Hotlanta beat Bakayaro/Bolshoi (14:23) when Hotlanta hit the Bellerophon Bomb on Bakayaro.
4. Tag Team Match
Troy/Lukie beat Dynamic Dougie/Akinan (9:07) when Troy hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Akinan.
5. EBW #1 Contender Tag Team Tournament Final
Tack Angel/Travis beat Green Destiny/Eivion Thanatos (12:59) when Travis hit The Stroke on Green Destiny.
6. Royal Crown Championship 3-Way Lumberjack Match
Rude(c) beat w00t and Captain Strong (8:48) when Rude hit Tha Rulebreaka on Captain Strong.

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Trevor and Tali crash Mrs. Poochyfud's Fundraiser!



Mrs. Poochyfud continued he mayoral campaign today, as she held a fundraiser for the Keep Fourside Clean Committee. The committee's main focus this year has been to denounce pointless nudity or semi-nudity on television. Basically they don't like the good stuff. This of course drew the attention of Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Lady M's. Due to the graphic nature of the incident it can not be shown in it's entirety, but I think I speak for everyone when I say the last thing we needed to see was pale Irish bare ass Trevor streaking on top of EBW arena. Tali was wearing a sign that said "U Wish" and Kinniku Mike could clearly be seen at ground level trying to sneak a peak.

Kinniku Mike: TAKE OFF THE SIGN! WOOHOO!

Lady M's: In your dreams Mike!

Trevor Mach: For my eyes only Mike!

Lady M's: *Groan* Oh jeez, what the hell?!

Trevor Mach: Weeee! Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like mine! BOOSH! Hey wait...sign? I'm the only one nekkid aren't I Talicious?

Lady M's: You sure are Trevtastic!

Trevor Mach: I see....I feel a draft.

Kinniku Mike: ...Mach...

This is yet another shot taken at the Poochyfud Administration's new direction. The lines are being drawn.

Secret Meeting at SURGE Dojo! Lucas begins training with Ness.



EBW.com was on hand as members of the EBW roster as well as former roster members all met at the SURGE Dojo for a secret meeting of sorts. We're not sure what the meeting was about, or how it relates to the new Administration, but what we can tell you is that Lucas was also on the scene and it has become apparent that the hard luck rookie has begun his training with Ness even though Ness no longer works for EBW. We're looking forward to seeing what the youngster can do on the next X-perience.

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Tack Angel: It's a hectic time in EBW right now! Changes are happening, chaos coming from outside, and I just won the Sunny Daze achievement in Street Fighter IV for 120 trueachievement points...but that's another story, I won't bother you with that right now. I've won the championship and now I'm on the path to possibly adding more gold! Tess has taken it upon herself to be my manager based on....past indiscretions, paired me up with her odd nephew Travis. He's a nice fella, but he's getting a little...."too close" for comfort. Something really odd about that guy. The other day I caught him accidentally walking into the woman's bathroom!  Then one time we were walking into the showers, he walked out before showering, but I could have sworn he was watching me undress. It is very unsettling. Despite all of this he is showing himself to be a great wrestler. Tess may have used her powers to get him debuted into high spot, but he is has more then earned that spot in my opinion. I figured as a way to say thank you that Travis and I could go hang out at the Go Kart Track but.....



Tack Angel: Wow, I can't believe two people broke into the Go Kart Track and stole the Go Karts! Who would do something like that?! What are the odds that something like that would happen today. Bad luck seems to follow me I think.

Tess: Says the Global World Champion.

Tack Angel: What? Did you say something Travis?

Travis: Wha? Nope! Don't worry about the Go Kart Track though, I just appreciate your kindness Tack...I really really do.

Tack Angel: Oh uh...no problem. We are tag partners after all.

Travis: Yeah...partners.

Tack Angel: .....

Travis: I'm just glad to be a part of a team with you. It's great to be getting a tag title shot. You know, my....cousin Ness always gets the attention in the wrestling world. I thought I could too elsewhere, but then I saw you on EBW, and I looked up to your attitude, a brave warrior hiding in a timid man. I wasn't liking where I was going in life....before EBW...I had taken a dark turn. I knew that would change here/ I knew that I wanted to do anything to be with you......as a partner...umm...a tag partner.

Tack Angel: Uhh....well....glad I could help? Listen...

Travis: Is something wrong? You're sweating a lot.

Tack Angel: It's just that uh...I appreciate your friendship and I'm glad that I can be helpful, but I think you might have the wrong idea about me. You might be getting the idea that I'm something that I'm not....at all.

Travis: But you are brave and talented. I'm sure of it. That's why you're the champion now. That's why...Tess is wanting to groom you for the future.

Tack Angel: THAT....is not EXACTLY....what I was talking about. See I like wo...

Stephen Collins: HEYA TACK!

Tack Angel: AH! What the?! You almost gave me a heart attack! What can I do for you?

Stephen Collins: Well...it's me! Stephen Collins!

Tack Angel: Who?

Stephen Collins: Oh sorry....you know me better a ULTIMO TIGER!

Tack Angel: ....You've lost me.

Stephen Collins: Weird...I've been getting that a lot lately. Anywho...I just wanted to let you know that I'm a HUGE fan of you, John Tack, The Masta Tack-tician.

Tack Angel: Is that what people are calling me?!

Travis: Yeah, Tess is spreading the nickname around and handing out t-shirts during shows.

Tack Angel: Tess....

Stephen Collins: I just wanted you to know that for now on I want to be a part of your "posse". Your "chain gang" if you will.

Tack Angel: No....I wouldn't.

Travis: See, you're getting fans left and riiii.......WATCH OUT!



Tack Angel: HOLY HELL! Trevor?! Tali?!

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: HI TACK!

Lady M's: BYE TACK!

Tack Angel: Well that answers my Go Kart question....and I'm not the least bit surprised either.

Travis: How are they both not in jail by now?!

Tack Angel: Meh...these are just...."minor shenanigans" for them.



Trevor Mach: HAHA! You think they want us to pull over?

Lady M's: Nah! Having too much fun! Oh....well look who it is.

Kinniku Mike: Hey there sexy babe! Got room for one more on that Go Kart Tali?

Trevor Mach: .....



Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Kinniku Mike: MAAAAACH!

Lady M's: Hehe...he was certainly "bowled over".

Trevor Mach: You could say he's having a "shell" of a good time.

Lady M's: Ha!

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Grand Pappy Swift doing the impossible!!

EBW.com has captured something very intriguing at Grand Pappy Swift's Car Yard and the footage was censored for appropriate circumstances.



Swift:  Day 19.  I have been stuck here with Grandad for 19 days and still boring as hell.  Grandad wants to toughen me up but to no avail.  In fact, all i've done is eat Luther burgers.

Grand Pappy: What the hell are you blabbering about boy?  This is no time to pretend you are narrating a TV show!  What you think you is?  A cartoon?  This is not a cartoon boy!  This is a poorly written journal on some spiderweb in a computer by some foo who probably lives with his mom!  Come on boy.  Time fo dinner!  

Swift: But Grandad...

Grand Pappy: How many times i have to tell you?  I am not Grandad.  I am Grand Pappy Swift!  I legally changed my name to Grand Pappy Swift 12 years ago when i turned 60 foo!  Get it right, boy!



Swift:  Ok, Grand Pappy Swift.

Grand Pappy:  Much better.  Come on boy!  Eat your Luther before i shove it down yo mouth.

Swift: Granda...Grand Pappy.  I thought you were suppose to set me straight.

Grand Pappy:  I will settle you straight when you done eating.

Swift:  I'm full.

Grand Pappy:  Boy!  You in fo an ass whoopin!  I'm bout to get that beating stick and boy, you are gettin yo ass whoo...

Swift: Folks, what you're about to witness is a Swift-Rage Moment.  A Swift-Rage Moment has been passed down to every generation of male Swift in the family tree.  Its one of these moments that even a person like Tali would be afraid of.  Its that serious.

Grand Pappy: Boy, how many times do i have to tell you?  You keep pretending to narrate, I will increase the hurtness of your beating to a hun-ed percent.  

Swift:  And the Swift-Rage begins.

Grand Pappy:  THAT'S IT!

Swift-Rage Mode - ON!



Grand Pappy:  Boy, i will beat you down so bad.  Your hair will grow back.

Swift:  But that's impossible!  I have Knock-out-terminaliosis.  My hair won't grow until a full year.  Even with that, i only have a 2% chance of it growing back!

Grand Pappy: Boy, you dun piss me off now with your science mumbo jumbo.  Back talk is the leading cause of death amongst the Swift family!  You dare talk that nonsense around the dinner table boy?  Get ready to...

Swift:  Folks, make note of this day as this will be the day that you might see the last of me.  James Brawler Estafon Conroy Jeremiah Exalted Swiftenmeiserhausen.  Be sure to organize a nice funeral that cost as much as Kim Karkashidan's ass.  Also, be sure to organize the guests for my funeral.  Who? Absolutely NOBODY!  Noone deserves anything from me, sucka!

Grand Pappy: THAT' IT!  YOU DID IT NOW!



Swift-Rage Mode - OFF

Swift: And thus, it happened.  The beating was so bad, my hair actually grew back.  Who knew Swift-Rage can do the impossible.  Now that I have my hair back.  I am PIMPIN!!!



Grand Pappy: Your welcome.  Just stop narrating.

Swift:  Alrighty Grandad....WHOOPS!

Grand Pappy:  What did I just tell you?

Swift-Rage Mode - ON!

Swift:  What a minute?  How in the world did they film this? Just like how did they filmed my flashback.  Hell, how did they find us here?

Grand Pappy: STOP NARRATING!

*PLOP*

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Bushido Mission Continues.....in Power Play Wrestling!

After the epic clash between Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Ness at Victory Explosion 4 and the subsequent firing of both fighters it seemed that the "Bushido Mission" was accomplished, at least in the mind of Trevor Mach, but for P+P for the mission is just beginning. Picky Minch is continuing to lead the charge in P+P for the mission to continue. He has recently targeted P+P's Yozone, and is trying to convert him over. At the recent P+P show Bedtime Stories, the former Maelstrom team of Picky, Dougie, Akinan, Given, and Taken completed their contractually obligated 5 Vs 5 Elimination Match. It was obvious that the match was still personal to half the maelstrom team. In the end Picky won the match after submitting Yozone with the Anklelock Hell.



Power Play Wrestling: Bedtime Stories
Plateau Hall
Nace
1. Evil Hazard (1) defeated Mythbusters (0) when Bio-Mortis pinned Mythbuster Adam with the Nuclear Meltdown (5:25).
2. Fernando Aliisia defeated El Hijo del Latino with the Head Over Heels (7:26).
3. Brute & Misfit (3) defeated Demons Of Destruction (0) when Misfit pinned Demon Dan with the Joke's On You (13:37).
4. Spot Monkeys (3) defeated Guapo Bros (0) when Mono Loco pinned Billy Guapo with a Springboard Inverted Huracanrana (16:58).
5. Crossfire & Wild Fang (1) defeated Bullet & Savage Claw II (0) when Crossfire pinned Bullet with a School Boy (9:12).
6. Rey Dorado & Hoodlum (0) defeated Real de Plata & Hooligan (0) when Hoodlum pinned Hooligan with the Chaos Theory (12:01).
7. [b]5 Vs 5 Elimination Match
Picky Minch [Vs], Dynamic Dougie [Vs], Given [Vs], Taken [Vs] & Akinan [Vs] defeated Yozone, Flying Elvises, Frisbee & Kutano (27:13).
7a. Given eliminated Presley by Pinfall after the Doomsday Device (8:43).
7b. Kutano eliminated Taken by Pinfall with the Gallaria (11:06).
7c. Frisbee eliminated Given by Ring Out with a Feelin' Dizzy (13:37).
7d. Dynamic Dougie eliminated Costello by Pinfall with the Dynamic DDT (16:01).
7e. Picky Minch eliminated Kutano by Ring Out with a Superman Punch (17:44).
7f. Akinan eliminated Frisbee by Pinfall with the Bonebreaker (18:39).
7g. Yozone eliminated Akinan by Pinfall with a Backslide Pin (20:53).
7h. Yozone eliminated Dynamic Dougie by Ring Out with a Back Body Drop (24:53).
7i. Picky Minch submitted Yozone with the Anklelock Hell (27:13).[/b]

Days later this shot of Picky Minch, Given, and Taken was captured as they spray painted "Bushido" on a P+P facility wall.



When asked why Picky Minch was continuing these tactics.....

Picky Minch: Bushido lives with ME now! Given, Taken, and myself....are looking for a new Bushido Mission right here in Power Play Wrestling. A Bushido Crusade.

w00t forced to do the unthinkable! X-perience Card Revealed!



EBW.com was on hand as The Poochyfud Administration called w00t into the office for the unthinkable. In a further move to humiliate the former Perfection leader, Mr. Poochyfud is demanding that w00t teams up with Akinan on the next episode of X-perience. Akinan is the man wearing the Tanooki Suit that has haunted w00t most of his career. They will be taking on w00t's newest enemies The Alpha Betas. To add insult to injury w00t is being forced to wear a brand new suit...the Frog Suit. So on X-perience it will be Tanooki Akinan and Frog Suit w00t taking on Troy and Lukie. That's just one match on a stacked card that will open with....another pole match. A dignity on a pole match to be exact, as Lucas will return from his short training excursion to take on Chicken Man and Tatsunoko's Speed Racer. The match was booked by Reno as a way to humiliate Lucas upon his return. It's no secret that Reno is unhappy that Lucas still has a job after spending a lot of time trying to fire him months ago. The #1 Contenders for the EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Championship Generator and Hotlanta will team up with the champions Lovekick Connection as they take on a Tatsunoko contingent. Yatterman will step in the ring with Casshern, Ippatsuman, and Tekkaman for the first time in EBW. More Tatsunoko fighters are stepping in and getting ready for the Collision III special. EBW Tag Team Champions The Akatsuki will be taking on their new rivals, the newcomers SinDOS in a tag team match. Global World Champion Tack Angel and Travis are being paired up with Royal Crown Champion Rude as Team Poochyfud to defend EBW against Tatunoko's Ken the Eagle, Joe the Condor, and Ryu the Owl. In the main event we will see a title unification match as Mr. Poochyfud intends to wipe out the remnants of Vs. Moz will put his CXJ Championship on the line against Larmore's Vs CXJ Championship. At the end of the night we will have one unified champion. Expect a lot more surprises including surprise special guests on the new X-perience.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Dignity on a Pole Match
Lucas vs. Chicken Man vs. Speed Racer[Tatsunoko]
2. Tag Team Match
Tanooki Akinan/Frog Suit w00t vs. Troy/Lukie
3. 8-Man CXJ Tag Team Match Collision Invasion I
Hotlanta/Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Yatterman[Tatsunoko]/Casshern[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko]/Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]
4. Non Title Tag Team Match
Danny Leung/KYO vs. Metrion/Avion
5. 6-Man Tag Team Match Collision Invasion II
Tack Angel/Rude/Travis vs. Ken the Eagle[Tatsunoko]/Joe the Condor[Tatsunoko]/Ryu the Owl[Tatsunoko]
6. CXJ Championship/Vs. CXJ World Championship Unification Match
Moz(c) vs. Dave Larmore(c)

Rumors of a huge change coming to EBW's weekly programming!

EBW.com has heard many rumors about an upcoming upgrade to EBW's weekly programming, and the change may begin on the next X-cite. We'll have more on this as news comes in.

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The Poochyfud Administration continued it's new vision of EBW tonight on X-perience. With the Collision III special just days away, tonight's show was heavy on the hype with a few surprises here and there. The show opened with Mr. Poochyfud and the Administration once again in the ring.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hello again, you wonderful citizens of the EBW state. We're taking EBW straight to the top. World domination is our goal and we're on the right path people! Once again I have to remind you though....all enemies will be "dismantled". Now enough of the mumbo jumbo, you're all here to see some top notch Sports Entertainment right?

Fans: WE WANT WRESTLING! *clap clap clapclapclap* WE WANT WRESTLING! *clap clap clapclapclap* WE WANT WRESTLING! *clap clap clapclapclap*

Mr. Poochyfud: ENOUGH!!!....he he...I mean....it's time to get the fun started! As you all know, EBW is once again set to go to battle this weekend on our ENN Special Collision III: EBW vs. Tatsunoko. The stars of Tatsunoko FIGHT! have been hanging around EBW for awhile and making an impact. I have to admit that they have given me some headaches in the past, but they have won me over with their flashy style and entertaining costumes! That is why I am happy to announce that the special guests for tonight are the crew from Tatsunoko FIGHT!

At that moment the entire invading force from Tatsunoko made their way down to the ring.

Yatterman: Thank you very much Mr. Poochyfud! It's an honor to be hosting tonight's show. Now, we came here as a group to try and "enlighten" EBW with our flashy brand of entertainment. I don't know if was because we dropped you out of a building or dropped Gold Lightan on you, but you have seemed to come around to our way of thinking sir. By the way...all that stuff I was just talking about....it was all in good fun....no need to sue anybody. We're here to show EBW fans what Tatsunoko is all about! Collision III is going to be our biggest and best opportunity, but why not start here tonight. I PERSONALLY had the pleasure of booking two matches tonight for me and my boys to get some practice whipping on your EBW losers....no offense Poochyfud.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well I'm not one for respecting any opinion but my own, but I'll let you get by with that one. I warn you though. I've got an elite team planned for Team EBW in the Team vs. Team Elimination Main Event....what do YOU have?

Yatterman: Well, ME for starters, but then I've got three other big power players for you. How about Ken the Eagle! Joe the Condor! Ryu the Owl! Three of Tatsunoko's best and a veteran team like no other. Those three have worked together for so long, and you're going to see their experience tonight when they take on your "chumpions" Hehe get it?!

Speed Racer: Igotwhatyousaiditwasapunwhichisaplayonwordsofthewordschumpandchampiontomakechumpionandit'sveryfunnysirooooh!

Yatterman: WOW! That was a mouth full. You never get used to that. EVER! Anyways Poochyfud, what do YOU got?

Mr. Poochyfud: Well that's great question. I'd like to take this time to introduce my elite team. My franchise player in training, Global World Champion Tack Angel, Royal Crown Champion Rude, and Tack's fast rising tag partner Travis!

Yatterman: Hey! That's only....three! Right? That's three right guys?

Ryu the Owl: Uhhh.....

Ippatsuman: .....

Mr. Poochyfud: YES! It's only three, because we're going to be determining the fourth member of the team TONIGHT! Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Captain Strong are my top three choices. Even though Strong and Amigo seem to be "reluctant" to get on board with my vision, I still need winners. Kinniku Mike on the other hand has become his own man, breaking away from the SURGE monotony, and becoming a hot prospect in my new EBW. All three of these old "friends" will do battle tonight and the winner will become the fourth member of the team. I know we already have our 6 scheduled matches tonight, but I'm SURE....a spot is going to be opening up...trust me *wink*.



Mr. Poochyfud: It's going to be a great show tonight! I can feel it! I've noticed that I haven't had to deal with the antics of Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting, Lady M's, or Ness tonight! Perhaps it has something to do with my being surrounded by an entire roster of stars! Mach is out of his mind, but I don't think any of those three are crazy enough to dare try to get to me tonight! You'd have to be a real bad dude to step in here and I just don't think they have the stones.

At that moment Tatsunoko's Hurricane Polymar interrupted.

Hurricane Polymar: If I may say something really quickly. I think we are all forgetting just what is at stake at Collision III! I mean, EBW's very future rests in our hands, and I'm not betting on EBW let's put it that way. I did some history on the past Collision shows and EBW seems to fail every time. The first show didn't have a team vs. team main event, but that loon Trevor Mach lost the EBW belt to Mario. At Collision II Team EBW got its head handed to it against Team P+P. Our boys are going to wipe the mat with Team EBW. If my success is any sign of what is to come. I mean look at what I did! I balded Swift and sent him running scared at your biggest show of the year! I dare you to find someone to take me on at Collision! I don't think you can find some....

Speed Racer: OHMYGOSHLOOKOUTPOLYMAAAAAAR!

Hurricance Polyar: Wha? OOF!



At that moment Swift (with a new fro) came running in through the crowd and delivered a helmet shattering kick to the side of Hurricane Polymar's head. The brawler was back and the fans were on fire as he cleared the ring of the entire Tatsunoko roster! He pointed at Hurricane Polymar and ran after him. Polymar threw Speed Racer at Swift, but he super kicked him out of the way and continued his pursuit. What a crazy start to X-perience and the Collision III build up.

The matches began with yet another "blank" on a pole match, the type of match that has been kicking off EBW shows lately for some reason. This match was meant to be humiliating though, as it was Dignity of a Pole Match. Reno booked this match between Lucas, Chicken Man, and Speed Racer in the hopes that the Tatsunoko speedster or the Poultry Powerhouse would humiliate Lucas. Lucas made a "re-debut" after taking a short time off to train with Ness. He dropped his street clothes for bright yellow and red tights and a slightly bigger build. Lucas had been hitting the weights for sure. He had fan support as Reno stood by waiting for him to fail. Lucas kicked off the match by tackling Chicken Man into a corner and followed it up with a Release Belly to Belly Suplex. Speed Racer zipped around the ring like a kid on a sugar rush before trying to tackle Lucas with the Go Go Go! (Running Spear). Lucas easily side stepped it and Speed Racer fell out of the ring. Lucas was about to grab the case from the pole, when Chicken Man got back to his feet and brought Lucas back down to the mat with a Fireman's carry slam. The action continued for a few minutes with Lucas impressing and Speed Racer....still out on the floor. In the end Lucas hit a Full Nelson Slam on Chicken Man, which gave him enough time to grab the case much to the dismay of Reno. Reno was further angered when Lucas then threw the "dignity" case right at him. The fans cheered as Lucas showed an impressive new look, move set, and courage.



We cut to the back as Hater attempted an interview with Yatterman and Hurricane Polymar.



Hater: NYAH! I hate a lot of things, but one thing I love is Tatsunoko. I hope you whoop these posers in EBW!

Yatterman: Not now! Don't distract me! I'm keeping an eye out for Swift.

Hurricane Polymar: SWIFT! You punk! You hooligan! You....scoundrel! So you got your fro back....BIG DEAL! Hair grows back, but do you know how much it is going to cost me to get my helmet repaired?! I...uh...don't want to get into it with you tonight....BUT....if you want a rematch at Collision III...well....YOU'VE GOT IT!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey!

Hurricane Polymar: AH! SWIFT!

Yatterman: No....it's just....uh....

Dynamic Dougie: Dougie! Dynamic Dougie! I actually don't blame you for not knowing who I am. The new Administration has either kept me off tv or tried to put me in embarrassing matches. They forget that I am a former EBW Tag Team Champion and a former Hardcore Hero Champion!

Yatterman: We're not here for your life story Dougie. What is it that you want exactly?

Dynamic Dougie: I'm here because I can't keep waiting for the Administration to book me in matches, I need to go looking for a fight. That's why I'm here. At Collision III I want to face one of your Tatsunoko goons 1 on 1. What do you say?

Yatterman: You want it?! You got it! At Collision I will throw you to Casshern. Prepare to be destroyed!

Back to the ring now, as The Administration's humiliation of w00t continues. Mr. Poochyfud's plan for tonight involved forcing w00t into a Frog Suit and tag with his biggest fear....Tanooki Akinan. The two odd balls had their hands full against the new rising tag team The Alpha Betas. Despite being forced in the suit, w00t was able to use it to his advantage with increased evasion and agility, so he put up a good fight, but once Akinan's uber nice nature in the Tanooki Suit proved to be the downfall. While w00t and Troy traded blows Lukie won the match for his team after hitting the 3-Point Tackle on Akinan followed by the pin. the Alpha Betas continue a hot streak and continue to be in the favor of the Administration. After the match w00t managed to rip the Frog Suit off and tossed chairs around ringside. Security had to come out to escort him away while Reno and Royal Crown Champion Rude came out to laugh at their former ally.



Back to the backstage area again, as this time Nerma was standing by with the two CXJ Champions.



Nerma: Well EBW fans, tonight is a huge night for the CXJ Division. While the rest of the show seems focused on the upcoming Collision III special, the two champions of CXJ are going to have a collision of their own in tonight's main event. Dave Larmore holds the CXJ belt of the defunct VS off shoot, and he's also the #1 Contender for EBW's CXJ Championship. Tonight, not only will he try to achieve EBW gold for the first time, but he also hope to unify the CXJ belts and make history. Dave, how does it feel to finally be poised for main event status in the CXJ Division.

Dave Larmore: About *bleep*ing time!

Nerma: Um...Dave....we're not supposed to cuss in EBW anymore. We're PG now.

Dave Larmore: So?! I don't give a *bleep*! "bleep* PG! I'm a Libertarian! The last thing I *bleep*ing want is some Big Brother bull*bleep* trying to censor me! I'm just here to kick *bleep*! What? I can't even say *bleep*?! Oh that's *bleep*ed up! *bleep*! I need a beer.

Nerma: Moz, you're the current reigning champion. This is your second time as champ, and you have gone from just a teen idol to a fighting champion. What are your thoughts on not only defending your belt, but possibly unifying it with the VS belt?

Moz: Uh....I...I'm not so sure we should be discussing this right here...right now....Look over there! SinDOS is beating down Akatsuki.

Nerma: No! Look away! I'm too scared to acknowledge it. Just keep going!

Moz: Oh well.....uh....I was put against the ultimate test lately, by having to deal with the CXJ veterans Picky Minch and Shadow. I survived and came out as champion, so I feel confident tonight.

The cameras then shifted to the right where indeed SinDos had KYO strung up against the backdrop and where busy beating down Danny Leung.

Avion: Allow me to formally introduce myself to you Danny. I'm Avion....I'm straight-edge which means that I'm better then you. I don't use any illegal substances, which means I am clear headed. You must be on drugs....you must have cloudy vision, because defying the boss is never a good idea. Now he has unleashed SinDos on EBW. We're your replacements you see. Metrion, he's the new psycho demon of EBW...KYO is obsolete....I'd tell him to bite me, but he might take me literally. I'm your replacement Danny. I'm better then you! I was told to get the Hardcore Hero belt back from you tonight after our match, but seeing as you didn't bring the belt tonight I figured I would just get to you right now. Besides....I don't think you or your brother will be making it to our match tonight. He's all "tied up" at the moment. Ha! If you don't want this to happen again then take my advice....hand over the Hardcore Hero belt....and then walk away.....walk away.

The next match was the first part of a Tatsunoko invasion, as Yatterman lead Casshern, Ippatsuman, and Tekkaman against two super teams of EBW's CXJ Division. EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Champions Lovekick Connection and their #1 contenders Hotlanta and Generator. This was a hot match up, with both teams going all out. Yatterman showed that he had moves to go with the mouth. His versatile style allowed him to mix it up with the entire EBW team. Lovekick has clashed with Ippatsuman and Tekkaman before, so they knew what to expect, Yatterman continued to be a wild card. He then proved that he was a bit of a heel by using a helmet handed to him by Speed Raced to bash Generator in the head when the ref's head was turned. By the time the ref turned around Yatterman climbed to the top rope and hit his Yatter-wan Kamikaze (Frog Splash), followed by the pin and the win for Tatsunoko. The crowd really laid into the Tatsunoko team for the first time since their arrival. Yatterman made his impact though, and Tatsunoko won the first match of the Collision prelude.

Backstage once again, as Nerma was standing by far away from SinDos now, with Global World Champion Tack Angel and Travis.



Nerma: Nerma here, with our great champion Tack Angel...or excuse me....John Tack?

Tack Angel: No no...Tack Angel...please.

Tess: John Tack is more marketable!

Tack Angel: What?! Did you hear that Travis?!

Travis: What? No, I didn't hear anything.

Nerma: Anyways, tonight it turns out you will be getting some practice as leader of Team EBW, when 3 of the 4 members of both teams will collide. What does it feel like to be the chosen franchise player of the new Administration and team leader for Collision?

Tack Angel: Well uh....things are crazy in EBW right now. I don't really know where I stand in the grand scheme. I just intend on being a fighting champion and doing what I have to do. Despite the changes in EBW....it still runs through my veins....so I will stand up for EBW whenever I have to...tonight....or Collision III.

Tess: Well said!

Tack Angel: Where is that coming from?!

The scheduled tag match between SinDOS and EBW Tag Team Champions Akatsuki was canceled due to the beating from earlier, so it was no surprise that the replacement match was the 3-Way Match between Kinniku Mike, Captain Strong, and Amigo. A spot "opened" up just like Mr. Poochyfud predicted. Kinniku Mike looked like a man on a mission. His focus problem seemed gone for now, and he used his raw power to toss Amigo and Strong all around the ring. Amigo was able to counter a lot of what Mike was trying, so the Samoan Slaughterhouse focused more on Captain Strong. Strong and Mike have shared a rivalry, and you could tell that hatred had formed between them. Reno once again made his presence felt at ringside. Amigo was trying to bounce off the ropes at one point to assist Captain Strong in a High-Low Lariat combo on Mike, but Reno grabbed his ankle, preventing him from moving. The lead to Strong getting trapped in Mike's grasp. Kinniku Mike his is Release Dragon Suplex and pinned his former mentor for the win. Amigo was cheated and Mike is now on his way to Team EBW at Collision III. Mike pointed at Amigo and told him that he was the ace of the future now, before strutting away with Reno clapping as he followed.



The next match featured Global World Champion Tack Angel leading Royal Crown Champion Rude and Travis against Ken, Joe, and Ryu of Tatsunoko. This was a hard battle for the champ's team, but he of course had the fans on his side. Team Tatsunoko pulled off many combo moves, and worked fluidly as a team. Tack and Travis were able to do the same, but a volatile past with Rude put a monkey wrench in the teamwork for Team EBW. Ken lead his team with a high flying offense, and it seemed his plan was to target the rookie Travis and break him down. Tack Angel jumped in to the rescue and delivered a Rider Kick to Ken. Joe jumped in and ate a super kick from the champ. Travis caused an awkward moment by hugging Tack for saving him. Ryu the Owl jumped into the ring and floored them both with double clothesline. This lead to Rude actually getting involved and landing a straight right to Ryu's jaw. When the big man absorbed the blow Rude decided it would be smarter to head out of the ring. Tack and Travis both got back to their feet and double drop kicked Ryu out of the ring. Travis and Ken continued to battle while Tack jumped out of the ring and floored Joe the Condor. Yatterman made his way out to the ring, and while the ref was turned tried to low blow Travis. For some odd reason this didn't seem to phase him much, but it distracted Travis enough for Ken to take him down and then finish him off with the Kenton Bomb. Tatsunoko goes 2-0 in the prelude matches. EBW will have their hands full this weekend when they go head to head with Tatsunoko at Collision III.

 

Now it was time for the first of two huge main events. Old rivals would team up to take on the hot new tag team on the block. The Alpha Betas debuted in dominant fashion and the Letterman  jocks have blazed a trail as a hit squad for the Administration ever since. Now their biggest challenge would come from a focused and angry w00t and the returning EBW Original Ness. Ness and w00t put aside their differences for this one and brought the fight to the Alpha Betas. Troy slowed their momentum by catching both w00t and Ness by the throat and double chokeslammed them. Lukie came in and dropped the elbow on w00t and tried to bust open his forehead. The Alpha Betas were continuing to try and dismantle w00t, which left Ness open to hit his Thunder Brainbuster on Lukie. Troy was a bit more of a challenge, as Ness and w00t tried to stomped him down, but he instead pushed them both back and floored them with a double lariat. This action continued for several minutes. The Alpha Betas tried to pull out the dirty tactics when frustration set in, but Ness was on form in his return. When w00t was downed in the corner with a low blow Ness managed to get the crowd pumped and took turns throwing punches at The Alpha Betas. He managed to hit a quick PSI ROCKIN on Troy, who bounced right back up to his feet, but he was clearly out of it, so Ness tackled him out of the ring. Lukie was distracted long enough for w00t to sneak up behind him and hit the WKO. He got the pin and the win for his team. w00t gets revenge and Ness is officially back in EBW!



Mr. Poochyfud: *Bleep*! I don't want that has been back in EBW!

Mr. Ryan IQ: Sir! Language! This is a PG show now remember?

Mr. Poochyfud: Not if you ask that old geezer Lu! He wants to infect my perfect EBW and ruin it! Bring it down to their level! Well that's fine....we'll see who gets the last laugh.

Tack Angel: Alright....Ness is back.

Travis: You don't sound too happy about that. Is something wrong?

Tack Angel: Nothing....I mean...I'm happy he's back, but...he's going to find out eventually...

Travis: Find what out Tack?

Tack Angel: Nothing. I just want to do the right thing. I just hope I don't do anything else to screw Ness over.

Travis: .....

It was now time for the second main event and last match of the night as the cage was lowered down. This would be the first cage match on tv in a long time and would also see the return of the 4-sided cage. Rude would be putting up the Royal Crown Championship against the returning Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and his Vs. World Heavyweight Championship. Only one wrestler would walk out as the undisputed champion. Trevor was accompanied by Lady M's while Rude had Reno as his entourage like always. Both wrestlers got in each others face as the ref read off the rules for this cage match. A winner would be determined via Pinfall, Submission, or Cage escape. Trevor extended his hand to Rude but the Top Dollah Brawlah just walked off. Trevor smirked as he ripped off his signature shirt pointed at the title belt, and signaled that it would soon be around his waist. This brought Rude out from his corner as this match got underway. The match started with Trevor and Rude trading hard punches, before Trevor shot for a leg and attemped a heel hook on the downed Rude. He escaped and got to his feet first where he started throwing elbows at Trevor. Mach caught several shots before getting back up to his feet and landing a hard head butt. Trevor shot around Rude and hit the Shin Trevorplex. Rude hit the cage instead of the mat so Trevor was unable to go for a pin. The fans were enjoying this match, as it so far reminded them of the Hybrid battles these two fought in the past. The tide changed when Rude gouged Trevor in the eyes and whipped him into the cage. With Mach down Rude tried to climb up the cage. Trevor followed suit and the two traded blows. Trevor grabbed Rude by the head and slammed it into the cage. Rude fell to the mat and Trevor followed after with a big elbow drop. Instead of trying to pin Rude, Trevor tried to set him up for the Cross Armbar, but Rude escaped and tried to retaliate with a Cross Kneebar. Trevor crawled to the ropes and kicked Rude off. They both got back to their feet at the same time and Rude took a big swing at Trevor. Trevor ducked the punch and when Rude turned around Trevor kicked him in the gut and hit a Trevorplex! 1-2-KICKOUT! Rude escaped and when they both got back to their feet Rude hit Tha Rulebreaka! Trevor was down once again and Rude attempted to climb the cage again. Trevor struggled to get up and follow. He caught Rude on the top of the cage and they traded blows again. This time they both fell and hit the mat hard. Rude crawled over to Trevor and tried to pin him. 1-2-KICKOUT! Rude was frustrated and once again tried climbing the cage. He didn't get far before Trevor grabbed him by the hair and tossed him into the other side of the cage. Trevor then ran across the ring and delivered a flying knee that floored the Royal Crown Champion. Trevor stood back and pumped up the crowd as Rude staggered to his knees. Trevor then pointed at Rude and came running at him. He shouted out "BOOSH!" before hitting Rude with a Macha Ye that smashed his face against the cage. He rolled him up for the pin. 1-2-3! Trevor Mach won the match and became the Undisputed Royal Crown Champion! The crowd was on their feet as Trevor climbed the cage and held his two title belts overhead. M's, Ness, and Master Lu were out to celebrate the win while Reno came out looking less then pleased. That wasn't all though as Kinniku Mike peaked his head out of the entrance way. He glanced at Mach and M's before heading into the back. Trevor Mach had made a successful return and helped "give EBW back its heroes"! Trevor Mach and Ness are back in action and here to stay.



Mr. Poochyfud was less then pleased...



Mr. Poochyfud: NO! NO! NOOOO! This CAN NOT be happening!

Tack Angel: Uh sir....are you....

Tess: HELLOOOOO!

Tack Angel: AHHH!!!

Mr. Poochyfud: AH! TESS! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Tess: Oh nothing! Just came by to pick up my...nephew and your future Franchise Player!

Mr. Poochyfud: Grrr...Future nothing! It's time to step up my plans! Tack!

Tack Angel: AH!

Mr. Poochyfud: You're the Global World Champion! The time to be my franchise player is NOW! Later this week on X-perience I'm booking the match that will solidify you as my player and solidify my Administration as firmly in control! You and Travis will take on Akatsuki for the tag belts! As for tonight's "insults".....I've got contingency plans in store for the enemies of MY EBW! This isn't going to be like the wars fought in EBW before. This is psycological warfare and the war is just beginning. No one will stand in the way of my glory....NO ONE!

Tack Angel: *gulp* Oh boy....

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ #1 Contender Ladder Match
Bakayaro beat Chicken Man, Lucas, Bolshoi, Grudge, Anguish, and Shadow (13:59) by grabbing the #1 Contender Contract.
2. 3-Team Tag Match
Avion/Metrion beat Dynamic Dougie/Akinan and Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (6:15) when Avion hit the sXe DDT on Akinan.
3. Special Singles Match
Kinniku Mike beat Amigo (9:13) with a Release Dragon Suplex. Special Referee: Captain Strong
4. Special Handicap Match EBW vs. Tatsunoko Rubber Match
Swift beat Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko]/Yatterman[Tatsunoko] (3:50) with a Muscle Buster on Hurricane Polymar.
5. Special Tag Team Match Ness loses Ness leaves
Ness/w00t beat Troy/Lukie (12:39) when w00t hit the WKO on Lukie.
6. EBW Royal Crown Championship/Vs. World Heavyweight Championship Title Unification Cage Match
Trevor Mach(c) beat Rude(c) (15:49) with a Macha Ye to become the Undisputed Royal Crown Champion!

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The Ultimate EBW Season 4 Announced! Team Ness vs. Team Machismo! More developments included!



Yep, you read that right. TUE is coming back after a lackluster 3rd season, and just days after returning to the roster, Ness and new Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting are going to be the coaches on the show!



Mr. Poochyfud was all smiles, but he kept security tight and made sure the new coaches could get nowhere near him. Using Trevor and Ness as the coaches is a wonderful way to reboot the series and get people interested in a brand new breed of EBW talent. While this is true, rumors say that the choice of Trevor Mach and Ness was to attempt to keep them away from the main shows and minimize the damage they might cause now that they are back. In any case Trevor and Ness were happy to accept the roles, but very unhappy that they had security breathing down their necks.



Trevor Mach: JEEZ! A little space please! How's a guy supposed to breath!?

Ness: Heh....so much for Poochyfud's security. So how about this TUE thing? Sounds like a ploy to keep us busy.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I'm REALLY good at multi-tasking. This won't be a problem.

Ness: If they think they are going to film this show at my house they are out of their minds....I'll do something drastic....like start a fire!

Trevor Mach: Sounds fun, but how is that gonna help.

Ness: I don't know....I'm just pissed at the thought of it.

Trevor Mach: Haha! BOOSH! Oh hey Tack!

Tack Angel: Oh uh...hey guys....what's new?

Trevor Mach: Well we just beat up Pooch's security. That was pretty funny!

Tack Angel: Yeah I saw that.

Ness: Well, what are you up to Champ! Heh.

Tack Angel: Ah! Oh hi Ness....I'm just here because Mr. Poochyfud asked me here for some reason.

Travis: Heya Ness!

Ness: Hey Travis...you know you sound like someone else I know....weird.

Travis: Heh...that's funny. *cough cough*

Trevor Mach: Huh, who is that suave, yet shady dude in the suit and shades over there? A friend of yours?

Tack Angel: Umm...no one I know.

Ness: Uh can I help you sir?

?: Hmm...perhaps you can. My name is Agent Johnson. I work for the Eagleland Bureau of Investigations. Have you heard of it?

Ness: The EBI of course. What can we do for you?

Agent Johnson: Well let's just say something is going down and your boss and his wife who happens to be running for mayor of this fine city are under CLOSE investigation.

Trevor Mach: Groovy.

Agent Johnson: Something is going down and Mr. Poochyfud may be involved, or at least one of his new "friends". I'm just snooping around at the moment, but I may need your services at a later date. I happen to watch your wrestling show from time to time. My son is a huge Tack fan.

Tack Angel: Aww shucks. I guess I could like give him an autograph or something.

Agent Johnson: No.

Tack Angel: Fair enough.

Agent Johnson: I'm only here on business. Just checking out the lay of the land. In any case...here is my card....I'll be keeping in touch.

Ness: Well...that certainly was interesting. Anyways Tack, Trev and I will get out of your hair. Oh, before I go have you seen my Mom around anywhere?

Tack Angel: NO! I uh...mean...why would I know where she was?

Ness: Well she is your manager now isn't she?

Tack Angel: Manager YES!.....nothing else.

Ness: Ooook, well tell her I said hello. Later Tack!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Yeah...right back at ya buddy....I think.

At this point EBW.com followed Tack Angel and Travis back into Mr. Poochyfud's office as The Pooch presented Tack with a "surprise".



Tess: Hello Tackikins!

Tack Angel: AH! Oh hi Tess....Ness says hello.

Mr. Poochyfud: Tack, Travis, great to see the both of you! I was just speaking with Tess here about your bright future as my personal Franchise Player!

Tack Angel: Oh...uh...wonderful.

Mr. Poochyfud: Indeed it is. We've got a fight on our hands like never before and I know that with you on my side we can deal with the enemies.

Tack Angel: ...Yeah.

Travis: Uh hi....Aunt Tess. What is with that toy belt?

Tess: Well, it's a surprise for Tack! This Tack, is going to be your new personalized Global World Championship!

Tack Angel: It is? It looks like a toy. Is it a spinner belt?

Tess: Indeed it is! It's a symbol of everything Mr. Poochyfud's EBW stands for. It's "fresh" it's "hip" it's "happening". The kids are going to love it.

Tack Angel: But...this title belt is the symbol of Pro Wrestling. Why replace it with...."that".

Tess: It's part of the image Tack. If we're going down this road we might as well go full throttle and embrace it right? Or....do you have a "problem" with the belt?

Tack Angel: *sigh* No, I'm sure it'll grow on me....just like the catchphrase...since you apparently can not see me...and such.

Tess: ...Ok..then...if you're sure.

Mr. Poochyfud: Great! Well, I'm not going to give you the new belt just yet. When you become a double champion at the end of X-perience I will present you the belt and officially declare you my Franchise Player!

Tack Ange: Yeah...heh...if I become tag champion with Travis right?

Mr. Poochyfud: When...no IF.....when.

EBW: X-perience Card Revealed! Two Tag Championship Matches!

The X-perience card has been revealed, and it's a double title doozy. The CXJ Co-Op belts and the EBW Tag Team belts are both going to be on the line as EBW debuts the new set and color scheme for X-perience. The show will kick off with new CXJ #1 Contender Bakayaro teaming with Bolshoi and Lucas against a reunited trio of Shadow, Grudge, and Anguish. Are the dark and twisted trio reuniting for good? Will Bakayaro continue to impress on his road to a title shot? Swift Fury is running wild through EBW, and Swift intends on keeping his winning streak going when he takes on Chicken Man. Captain Strong shocked the world when he betrayed Amigo and dissolved SURGE. Now, the Captain will be teaming with the Samoan Slaughterhouse against Dynamic Dougie and Akinan. Dougie's frustration with losing his tag matches with Akinan is showing. Will this tandem be able to function against Mike and his manager? Then, Lovekick will attempt to defend their belts against the veteran team of Hotlanta and Generator. Ness, w00t, and new Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach will go up against former champion Rude and The Alpha Betas. Expect a lot of tension in this big match up. In the main event "Greatest Tag Team" Akatsuki will attempt to defend the belts against Global World Champion Tack Angel and Travis. This is the biggest test to date for Akatsuki, as Tack Angel's championship momentum is growing and Travis has proven to be a very competitive wrestler. We'll also see the fallout of SURGE disbanding, plus a mystery special guest host. All of this and more on X-perience.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man CXJ Tag Team Match
Bakayaro/Bolshoi/Lucas vs. Shadow/Grudge/Anguish
2. Singles Match
Swift vs. Chicken Man
3. Tag Team Match
Kinniku Mike/Captain Strong vs. Dynamic Dougie/Akinan
4. EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Championship Match
Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator
5. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Trevor Mach/Ness/W00t vs. Rude/Troy/Lukie
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Match
Danny Leung(c)/KYO(c) vs. Tack Angel/Travis

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EARLIER TODAY...



Tess: Oh...there you are Tack.

Tack Angel: Oh...hey Tess.

Tess: Wow, not so jumpy all of a sudden. I have to admit I'm impressed.

Tack Ange: Oh...yeah...sorry.

Tess: Hmmm...something bothering you Tack?

Tack Angel: I'm just.....I'm having second thoughts.

Tess: About what Tackykins?

Tack Angel: About a lot of things. About getting a tag title shot when I haven't even defended the Global World Championship yet. About adopting a silly gimmick just to bring in the kiddie demographic. About jumping on board with Mr. Poochyfud's Administration.

Tess: Oh yeah? You've got a lot on your mind eh? Not too happy with where we've been taking your career?

Tack Angel: We....you know....I haven't felt like I've been control of anything in a long time Tess. I just...want to make my own decisions....I want to do the right thing.

Tess: Heh....the choice has always been yours Tack....I've simply opened the doors for you. I trust that tonight....you're going to do the right thing.



EBW: X-perience kicked off with a fireworks show and a presentation of the new set and color scheme for X-perience. Ice is the theme to contrast with the fire of X-cite. The landscape of EBW continues to be ever changing. Just when Mr. Poochyfud's Administration seemed to be in complete control, Master Lu returned and brought the eccentric Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and EBW OG Ness back with him. How would their returns affect EBW and how would the Administration respond? We'd get a  glimpse of this tonight. After the presentation we went backstage with Mr. Poochyfud and Master Lu.



Mr. Poochyfud: Hello citizens of the EBW state! It is I once again your glorious leader Mr. Poochyfud. I'm sorry I couldn't come out there personally, but due to recent "additions" to the roster I have to admit that I'm not feeling safe right now. Thank you for that Master Lu.

Master Lu: Aww come on sir. I'm just trying to make EBW better by bringing back its heroes!

Mr. Poochyfud: *Groan* I told you already that I don't need you here anymore! What was I thinking signing you to that type of contract!? In any case Lu, I'm willing to put this all aside and try to let you into my inner circle as long as you are willing to cooperate.

Master Lu: You can count on me Mr. Poochyfud! I'm not here to throw a wrench in your plans at all!

Mr. Poochyfud: Hmmm odd choice of wording, but ok then. Anyways, it's not my pleasure to announce tonight's special celebrity guest!

Master Lu: ACTUALLY....I forgot to mention....I called that off.

Mr. Poochyfud: Pardon?

Master Lu: I called off the celebrity guest. I told him we didn't need him tonight. We got a stacked WRESTLING show already....why waste the time am I right?

Mr. Poochyfud: ......You....you foolish....OLD....GEEZER! You just HAD to get involved in my plans again didn't you?! You're nothing but a has been wrestling conservative that needs to step aside and let me run MY COMPANY the way I see fit! My progressive vision that the EBW Awesomeverse is mandating.

Master Lu: Actually, they are mandating a return to traditional wrestling values, but you "progressive" types don't like to hear about that. I may be old...I'll agree with you there....but my age has brought experience, and I know that you are setting yourself up for a fall. I can either try to stop the fall, or be there when it all comes crashing down to tell you "I told you so". Since I love EBW I don't want to see it crash and burn, so instead of taking my guaranteed paycheck to sit at home I came back to try and minimize the damage and set things right. In the end though, you are right....it is YOUR company....a company built on the backs of hard working wrestlers and the fans who pay to see their continuing struggle. I won't be able to deter you from your path....but maybe they can.

Mr. Poochyfud: Heh...THAT....is where you are wrong old man. The fans love the new EBW. They have found a new savior in Tack Angel. Tonight, he's going to join me at my right hand and become my franchise player. Where Tack Angel goes....the fans will go. You'll see....the truth will be revealed tonight and I will prevail over your senseless "tradition". It's time to progress Lu...tonight....you'll see some real progression. By the way I would like to take this time to announce that tonight's episode of X-perience "may" include scenes of a graphic and violent nature. This could potentially be a very mature episode so for once....be ready to turn the channel....for the sake of the kiddies.

Master Lu: This warning....what do you have planned?

Mr. Poochyfud: I suggest you watch like everyone else....you'll see what happens when you don't agree with the Administration.  

The action began with a 6-Man CXJ Tag Team Match pitting new #1 Contender to the CXJ belt Bakayaro, Bolshoi, and Lucas against Shadow and his reunited team of Grudge and Anguish. Grudge and Anguish came out in new costumes, Anguish dropped the shoulder pads and took on a color scheme similar to Shadow while Grudge was simply painted all white with a soul less gaze. As they made their entrance Lucas was once again blindsided by a mysterious man dressed as a luchador. The man bashed Lucas with a chair and took him out of the game before taking off. Bakayaro and Bolshoi now had their hands full as it was now 2-on-3. They fought the good fight and Bakayaro stepped it up against Shadow, but the former 4-Time CXJ Champion ended the match with a low blow and a Shadow Driver. Shadow is looking strong once again with his dark entourage at his side. He looked down at Bakayaro and smirked, then stated that HE should be the #1 contender for the CXJ belt. Current champion Dave Larmore watched on as Shadow pointed and him and made it clear he was going after his belt.



We were then taken backstage as Tack Angel was entering the office of Mr. Poochyfud.



Mr. Poochyfud: Oh there you are! Welcome Tack! Welcome Travis.

Tack Angel: Hi there....sir.

Mr. Poochyfud: I just wanted to talk to you quickly before tonight's big ceremony at the end of the show. Tonight, is about more then just a belt unveiling ceremony. It's about making a change once and for all. You're going to be the savior of EBW.

Tack Angel: Uh...that honestly sounds like a lot of pressure sir. I just want to do the right thing, go out there and wrestle, and defend my belt.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ha! Defend your belt he says. You're very funny Tack! I want you to hold onto that belt as long as possible, so we're just going to hold off on title defences.

Tack Angel: What are you saying sir? You don't think I can defend the belt?

Mr. Poochyfud: No, that's not it at all Tack....it's just that....with Trevor and Ness back around....we can't be taking any chances.

Tack Angel: .....

Travis: This isn't right Tack. Say something!

Tack Angel: .....

Mr. Poochyfud: Relax! Good things are coming your way INCLUDING....

Mr. Ryan IQ: A brand new contract with seven figures! That's right! It's time to make the big bucks!

Travis: Hmph....sounds like a bribe to me.

Mr. Ryan IQ: Not a bride....just....friendly persuasion. We all know that money makes the world go round am I right? If you play your cards right I can even make sure that your take home income is....tax free...shhhh.

Tack Angel: Listen, this is a lot to take in. I'm just going to head back to my locker room and get ready for my match tonight.

Mr Poochyfud: Heh....that Tack has got the potential alright...the potential to do everything I say and bring us the change we really want.

Mr. Ryan IQ: Sir, your "other" appointment is here to see you now.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ooo bring him in. We don't have much time before the match tonight. Let's get him on our side.

The next match was a one sided squash....plain and simple. Swift is back with a vengeance, and now that Tatunoko has been dealt with his first EBW opponent since his return was TUE 3 winner Chicken Man. The poultry powerhouse was not feeling like a winner tonight though. Swift went to work on him, tackling him in the corner and stomping and punching away at him. He finished Chicken Man off at a minute twenty two thanks to a rin gshaking Muscle Buster. Swift is now 3-0 on his comeback trail. It was interesting to also note that Ryan IQ came out to watch this match....perhaps for scouting purposes?



Earlier this week, Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong shocked the wrestling world. Strong turned on SURGE and his protege Amigo and helped Kinniku Mike win the match. Now Mike and Strong would team up to take on the hard luck team of Dynamic Dougie and Akinan. Once again you could tell that Akinan was going to be trouble, but this time Dougie also seemed very disgruntled and unfocused. Strong was happy to let Mike kick off the match and the Samoan Slaughterhouse was happy to oblige and delivered and stiff kick and a snap suplex to Akinan, who was coming in for a hug. From there he tossed the Tanooki suit wearing lug around the ring with hard power moves. Strong came in and chopped Akinan down as well. Dougie was looking frustrated and finally managed to blind tag himself in. He held his own with Strong, but Mike tagged himself in and trashed the dynamic one after an eye gouge and hard head butt. In the end Mike won the match with a Release Dragon Suplex on Dougie. After the match Dougie went ballistic. Akinan tried to calm him down, but Dougie simply "lost it" and wandered off into the crowd. Back in the ring Captain Strong and Kinniku Mike were celebrating their win until suddenly Amigo appeared on the tron.

Amigo: Hello Mike....Captain Strong. I'm a man of few words....but one particular word comes to mind right now....and that word is BETRAYAL. We all made a vow to work together...but egos and lies and have screwed that all up. Strong, we had a good thing going. We were working for a better future for EBW. You gave us the opportunity to grow and reach a level it would have taken us years to achieve....but like I said you screwed it all up. For what? For Kinniku Mike?! He's got a lot of goals in life, most of them include extracurricular activity with a certain someone. Me....my one and only goal is victory. I intend on winning this little struggle. You once told me Strong that you saw me as the next leader of SURGE...well...that's over now. SURGE has fallen apart, but I'm still going to take your words to heart. I'm going to take a couple weeks off and find a perfect team...a group of rookies and hard luck wrestlers....looking to make a breakthrough....and then....I'm coming after your asses. One last word comes to mind.....REVENGE!



Meanwhile backstage Tack Angel was trying to leave his locker room until....



Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Oh heya guys.

w00t: Heya guys nothing! You've got some explaining to do!

Tack Angel: What is this all about?

Ness: What's wrong Tack....you look like you've got something weighing on your mind, but the answer should be easy.

Tack Angel: Guys, calm down! I know that you're probably upset about tonight's ceremony.

Ness: Calm down?! Tack, you know exactly why we're all upset.

Tack Angel: Well, you have nothing to be upset about. This is MY decision afterall.

Trevor Mach: What IS your decision Tack? It's.....relevent to my interests.

Tack Angel: No offense guys, but that is my business. People seem to be taking sides again, but look at what you've got on your side. w00t just tried to take EBW apart himself just last month! Trevor, you're prone to have "lunatic episodes"!

Trevor Mach: Heh...he noticed. See, a real friend pays attention to detail. You're alright in my book Tack!

Ness: What about me Tack?

Tack Angel: ....Metal Rush...

Ness: .....

Trevor Mach: Well I have to PERSONALLY ask "Travis" about tonight's big decision.

Travis: *gulp* Heya Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Hehe...hey "Travis" What do YOU think Tack is going to do tonight?

Travis: I...I...

Tack Angel: Look, leave him alone!

Trevor Mach: HA!

Tack Angel: What's so funny?

Trevor Mach: Nothing.....nothing at all...teeheehee.

Tack Angel: I'm sorry guys, but this is something I have to decide for myself...this is my life...my career...I haven't been in control of anything for a long time and that has to finally stop. Please step aside, I have a match to get ready for and so do the three of you.

Ness: Huh...well how about that?

w00t: Somebody tell me when the hell he got balls all of a sudden?!

Trevor Mach: Maybe he found them in Tess's purse!

Ness: What?

Trevor Mach: Nothing! I think you're hearing things Nesster.

The fourth match of the night was the first of two big tag title bouts. This first title match would see Lovekick Connection attempt to defend the EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Championship belts against the veteran team of Hotlanta and Generator. Since Hot and Generator reunited last month they have been unstoppable as a duo. They have both grown from the last time they teamed and were both very green and very brash. This was easily the most competitive match of the night as both of these evenly matched teams gave it their all for the all too important championships. These teams had never done battle in a 2-on-2 situation before and this took Lovekick off their game. Generator and Hotlanta seemed in top form, while Sal and Jamie looked weary and injured from possibly helping Moz with his recovery. Late in the match Lovekick kicked into gear and took control with Jamie hitting the Pentalty Kick on Generator and then tagging in Sal who trapped him in his brand new Paradise Lock II. Generator could not reach the ropes and it looked like Lovekick might make a successful 1st defense until suddenly Picky Minch, Given, and Taken entered the ring and attacked both teams! The ref ended the match in a no contest as Picky directed the former Sons of Anarchy to dismantle the teams in the ring. As they continued their onslaught Picky grabbed a mic.

Picky Minch: You know what? I'm getting sick and tired of everyone forgetting about me. I am an EBW Original. I was here long before any of these guys! I was just a little kid, nervous as hell, and inexperienced, but I stuck to it and helped EBW get to the level it is at now. My mission was always to do my best for EBW and achieve victory. Now I have a new mission as well....a Bushido Crusade! You see BUSHIDO still lives with me! It still lives with Given and with Taken. We're going to make our mark in P+P and bring new diciples to the cause, but we're not just going to disappear from EBW either. Given and Taken used to beat the hell out of Lovekick on a weekly basis, and I was the first person ever to beat Shadow. If he is making a claim for a title shot then I am making a claim as well. Bakayaro may have the contract, but I have the mission, and it's a mission I will not fail.



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The next match was a highly anticipated 6-Man Tag Team Match featuring the first ever team up of Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting, Ness, and w00t against former Royal Crown Champ Rude, Troy, and Lukie. Rude and the Alpha Betas were very disgruntled after their big losses on Monday Nite X-cite. Troy started this one off in dominant fashion tossing Ness around the ring. His style wasn't very fancy, he just pushed him around the ring and delivered huge slaps. It was impressive to see the brash rookie taking it to the EBW OG, but the veteran managed to turn it around, by ducking a big right hand and flipping Troy out of the ring. Lukie came in to attack Ness from behind, but Trevor dodged him to and tossed Lukie out of the ring as well. The fans were cheering as Ness showed up the cocky alpha betas. Rude finally managed to blindside Ness and tackled his right knee and took him down. Rude locked him up in a heel hook and Trevor jumped onto the top rope and came down on Rude's head with an elbow drop. Rude and Trevor brawled while Troy and Lukie jumped back into the ring and attacked Ness. w00t also made his presense felt and took a few shots at Troy before trying a WKO that Troy pushed off. An out of control brawl ensued during the commercial break, but by the time the show came back on Trevor and Rude were now back in the ring continuing their fight from X-cite. The Royal Crown Champion gained momentum after delivering elbows to the head and whipping Rude into the ropes. As Rude came back Trevor prepared to hit a flying knee, but Troy intervened and floored Trevor with a lariat. He then tried to hit  Mach with his punt kick, but w00t got involved and this time successfully WKO'd Troy. The big man just bumped back onto his feet and Trevor hit him in the face with a flying knee that once again sent him out of the ring. This high energy action continued well into double digits. Late in the match though a curveball was thrown in the arrival of Kinniku Mike. The Samoan Slaughterhouse just stood by and watched the match, but once Trevor Mach was out of the ring Mike started punching him in the face with a pair of brass knuckles while the ref was focused on the match. W00t turned and prepared to get involved, but Lukie came running across the ring and pushed him off the side of the ring and into the guard rails. Mike continued to take shots at Trevor while Ness and Troy traded shots in the ring. Lukie jumped down and took more shots at w00t before picking him up and forcing him back up on the side of the ring. As Ness bounced off the ropes Lukie forced a half concious w00t to blind tag himself in and pushed the former Perfection leader back into the ring. Ness was caught off guard and Lukie was able to subdue him by bringing his chin down on the top ropes. w00t was hurting and this lead to Troy hitting the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick followed by a pin and a win for Rude and The Alpha Betas. Kinniku Mike tossed Trevor back into the ring, while Rude and the Alpha Betas took shots at Ness and w00t. Kinniku Mike grabbed a mic and held Trevor up by his bloody hair.

Kinniku Mike: You knew this was coming Trevor Mach! You knew this was coming! It's time to take what is mine! It's time to take what is coming to me....and I'm taking it from YOU!



It was now main event time. Global World Champion Tack Angel had a lot to think about during the course of the show, but now he and Travis would have a huge uphill battle to climb in the form of Akatsuki for the EBW Tag Team Championships. Danny and KYO normally came out to a dark and brooding theme and slowly stalked to the ring, but tonight they were all business. They came out first through the crowd. The double champion Danny Leung kept his eyes open for possible distractions and he and his manaical brother entered the ring. Suddenly the lights in the arena went out and a rap song started to play. When the lights came back on Tack and Travis appeared in the blue and orange pyro that once again startled Tack. He quickly ran into the ring only to take a double beating from Danny and KYO. Travis quickly followed him in and a brawl occured. This was a hot, competitive match-up, with Tack putting aside his distractions and showing he was not afraid of the "Greatest Tag Team". KYO got in the champ's face and tried to bite into him, but Tack pushed him away and hit the Superkick. KYO bounced off the ropes just in time for Travis to get tagged in and trap him in The Stroke. He went for the pin, but KYO kicked out at one. KYO then tagged in Danny who went toe to toe with Travis. The Hardcore Hero Champion managed to absorb Travis's offense and hit a series of high kicks and a suplex. He went for the Emo Cutter, but Travis elowed out of it and Danny tagged back in KYO, who head butted Travis and tried to bite into his forehead. Travis tried to turn it around on KYO again with a Stroke, but KYO instead caught Travis in a Cradle Piledriver and hit the devastating finisher. Tack jumped back into the ring and locked up with KYO. The furious demons eyes shone with madness, but Tack managed to take him down and locked him into an STF. While he could score the submission as he wasn't the legal man, this did buy Travis enough time to climb to his feet. Unfortunately, Danny was prepared and hit a superkick that floored Travis once again before dropping the elbow onto Tack. At every turn Akatsuki was prepared and it was a hard fought fight. Late in the match, just as Akatsuki expected SinDOS made their way down to the ring. Tack and Travis looked upset by this too, and they were joined by Reno and Mr. Poochyfud. The distraction would have helped Tack and Travis had they capitalized, but Tack was not about to attack someone from behind. The match resumed, but each team had an eye out on the events outside of the ring. When it became obvious that Tack was not going to take Mr. Poochyfud's assistance Reno climbed onto the side of the ring and distracted the ref. Unbeknownst to Tack who was currently being choked by KYO, SinDOS sprung into action. Metrion got KYO's attention while Avion handcuffed Danny to the ring ropes. KYO let up on the choke and Tack escaped he tried to clear SinDOS away from the ring before trading blows again with KYO. Travis assisted and got the ref's attention back on the match. The damage was already done, as Danny was still cuffed to the ropes. The fans booed SinDOS and tried to tell Tack, but the Global World Champion was too busy fighting off the advances of the maniac KYO. He finally managed to kick him away  and then trap him in the Standing Shirinai Kai. Tack then rolled KYO up for the 1-2-3 and The champ became a double champion with Travis...the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! The fans cheered, but were still upset over the antics of Mr. Poochyfud and SinDOS. Travis once again tried to hug Tack, but instead Tack offered a high five and handed his tag partner the tag belt. Just then, Mr. Poochyfud, Reno, and even Tess entered the ring for the presentation ceremony of the new Spinner Global World Championship. Mr. Poochyfud began to make his big announcement while SinDOS continued to beat up on former champions Akatsuki. Tack looked visibly upset as Avion grabbed a chair and bashed Danny repeatedly while he reached for his brother. Metrion meanwhile picked up KYO by the throat and stared at him as he brought the demon down to his knees. Then he did something absolutely horrible. Something that the fans will never be able to shake from their heads and something that ENN will never be able to show on replay. The gothic Metrion actually bit into KYO's nose and ripped it off! This shocking display had everyone in the arena cringing. The champ dropped his belt and looked on in horror as Metrion grinned with blood and KYO's nose in his mouth. The camera quickly pulled away at the graphic violence. Mr. Poochyfud spoke on the mic.



Mr. Poochyfud: People people....please calm down. This right here is an example of the ultra violence that the old guard of wrestling lived by. This horrible image is what I am trying to get rid of, but I had to show you to see. That is why I warned everyone tonight that enemies will be dealt with brutally. Now that we have that out of the way it's time to present Tack Angel with his new belt!

Tack Angel's utter horror turned to visible anger. Something deep down was bubbling to the surface as Mr. Poochyfud completely tried to no sell the horrific image that just occured. Travis and even Tess looked to Tack Angel for waht to do at this moment. As Mr. Poochyfud tried to hand over the new spinner belt Tack finally snapped and delivered a huge rider kick to Mr. Poochyfud's face! The crowd erupted in cheers as Tack then delivered a superkick to Reno and helped KYO and Danny out of there mutual predicaments. Tess and Travis helped Danny up who then helped KYO to the back. Tack Angel had finally snapped and made it clear that he was NOT going to be a puppet of the Administration. Tack Angel was going to be a champion for the people. A Champion for the true EBW!


 
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man CXJ Tag Team Match
Shadow/Grudge/Anguish beat Bakayaro/Bolshoi/Lucas (8:45) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Bolshoi.
2. Singles Match
Swift beat Chicken Man (1:22) with the Muscle Buster.
3. Tag Team Match
Kinniku Mike/Captain Strong beat Dynamic Dougie/Akinan (6:59) when Mike hit the Release Dragon Suplex on Dynamic Dougie.
4. EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Championship Match
Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator (14:59) ended in a No Contest.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Rude/Troy/Lukie beat Trevor Mach/Ness/W00t (18:56) when Troy hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on w00t.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Match
Tack Angel/Travis beat Danny Leung(c)/KYO(c) (15:51) when Tack Angel hit the Standing Shirinai Kai on KYO to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!

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EBW's NEW Public Enemy #1: TACK ANGEL!



The wrestling world is still buzzing over the shocking and graphic ending to the supposedly "PG" edition of X-perience. KYO's condition is a mystery and now Global World Champion has made himself the new Public Enemy #1 in EBW! Posters are being put up all over trying to demonize the champion and turn the fans of EBW against him! Tack's rider kick to Mr. Poochyfud has brought about a rapid fall from grace, and now the Administration that was supporting him 100% is now calling him an enemy of the state and a plan to dethrone the champ may now be in place.

Swift continues his training! Receives an offer he may not be able to refuse!



EBW.com caught with Swift at the Swift Family Scrap Yard. It appears that he is continuing his training with Grand Pappy Swift. Little did he know that he'd get an unexpected visitor that would make him a very enticing offer.

Swift: Grand Pappy, why do I have to keep lugging this heavy bag around?!

Grand Pappy Swift: Shut yo mouth boy! This is gonna make you stronger! This gonna prepare you to learn the ultimate finishin move. The "Blackhammer!

Swift: The "Blackhammer"? Is that anything like the Jackhammer?

Grand Pappy Swift: NO! It ain't like no damn Jackhammer! The Blackhammer came first! Handed down from Swift to Swift. With this move you'll be able to show those little punk ass bitches in EBW how a Swift rolls.

Reno: *clap clap* Very impressive I must say. I look forward to seeing this "move" in EBW.

Swift: ...Reno.

Grand Pappy Swift: Hey! What the hell you bitches doing in my scrapyard?!

Rude: Shut yo mouth old timer. Reno is trying to....

Swift: Don't you tell my Grand Pappy to....

Reno: HEY! Everyone calm down. You'll have to excuse Rude here. He's a little pissed after that insufferable Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting stole his belt. I didn't come here to start trouble. I just came here to offer you a deal. Now, when you came into Perfection you were pissed off and unfocused. You wanted to find a position to get your career back on track. I have to admit I think w00t misused you during your tenure with the stable. Things in EBW are different now. NOW is the time of opportunity. NOW is the time to step up, take risks, and rise to glory. I want to give you that opportunity. I want to give you a new contract with huge figures and a title shot against the enemy known as Tack Angel.

Swift: Heh....it's amazing how fast you can go from top of the world to the *bleep* house. Tack's gotten himself in a world of trouble. Tell me, what is the "catch" to getting a title shot against my former tag team partner?

Reno: The catch? All you have to do is jump on board with the current Administration! If you do that we'll make sure that you beat Tack for the belt....by any means necessary.

Swift: Hmmm....you know...that Tack has all been a timid little guy, but damn it, he's one of the few people I respect. I'll be damned if I would ever take part in what you are offering. I've done some messed up things, but Tack deserves better then that. If I'm ever going to face him for the belt then I'm going to earn it and beat him on MY TERMS! Count me out Reno! Get the hell off Grand Pappy's property. That goes double for you Rude, you grill wearing bitch.

Rude: WHAT DID YOU....

Reno: Enough! You heard the man...let's go Rude.

Rude: I told you it wasn't going to work! Man, why don't you let me take Tack apart! I deserve a title shot!

Reno: You do, but I'd rather see you get your Royal Crown Belt down the line. No, Mr. Poochyfud has a backup plan in mind. It's not "Plan A" by any means, but it'll cause the most damage to Tack and any other dissenters.

E.B.I Agent Johnson makes contact again.



EBW.com cameras were on the scene as E.B.I Agent Johnson once again made contact with Double Champion Tack Angel, Travis, Ness, and Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach. The conversation was quite revealing.

Agent Johnson: I'm so glad that you were all able to make it. I only have a five minute window so I must be brief.

Tack Angel: Whoa! So you're the one that me this note?

Agent Johnson: I left you all the notes to meet right here and this very moment. It's a matter of national security.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Heya "Traaaaavis".

Travis: Um...hi?

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, did you know that Travis is....

Ness: Come on Trev. This sounds like it might be important.

Trevor Mach: Awww....alright.

Tack Angel: Wait....what were you gonna say?!

Trevor Mach: You heard the man Tack! This is important....teehee.

Travis: Whew.

Agent Johnson: I'm sorry can I speak now? Thank you! Something big is going down soon and I will need the cooperation of all four of you. Eagleland has a dark side that most do not see. An underbelly of crime and corruption. Criminal syndicates with seedy purposes. Money laundering, extortion, power grabs, sports betting, arms dealing, and far more sinister crimes. The worst of these syndicates is even further widespread. A syndicate that reaches every facet of the globe. The thing about it is that for all intents and purposes it does not exist. We have very little to no proof that is has ever been or currently is, but I have reason to believe that it is very real and EBW has found its way into the mess.

Ness: Wow...please continue.

Agent Johnson: The organization is called the Super Secret Syndicate...otherwise known as "SSS".

Trevor Mach: HA!

Agent Johnson: I believe that Mr. Poochyfud may have some involvement with this group, and they may be funding the mayoral campaign of his wife so that they will have yet another facet of power. Now unfortunately, I have no way of proving this, but to get to the truth we have to start digging somewhere and that is where you four come in. Do any of you know a man by the name of Mr. Antonio "Toukon" Stuart?

Tack Ange: Uh....yeah! He's the President of New Edo Pro Wrestling!

Agent Johnson: Correct. He also used to be a member of the Edo Senate, but corruption charges were brought up against him. Now he was never convicted of anything, the charges were dropped and Mr. Stuart resigned. I believe that Antonio Stuart is a card carrying member of "SSS". Tell me, have you heard of the invitational wrestling tournament that he is putting together.

Travis: I have! My...Aunt Tess mentioned it. Apparently, Mr. Stuart had a brand new tower constructed specifically for this invitational tournament. Edo paid for it and it cost the tax payers a pretty penny.

Agent Johnson: Exactly why this reeks of corruption. When the government spends a lot of money on something the don't need and when they don't have the money, then you know that corruption is at hand. Anyways, this "tower" has been dubbed the Edo "Battle Tower", and it will play host to an invitation tag team tournament.



Agent Johnson: Like I said it's invitational, and you have to pay a very steed entrance fee. Every team has to pay $250,000 and the winning team will receive the sum total along with the trophies. Now that is a lot of money, and several wrestling promotions are pouring everything they have into getting a team involved with the hopes of making millions. It's definitely a game changer.

Trevor Mach: Boosh! That money could buy me a lot of slushies.

Agent Johnson: ....Right...so anyways, it is my belief that this whole tournament has been organized so Antonio Stuart can pay off his debts to "SSS". The whole thing is a front, he intends on rigging the tournament and adding in his own "ringer" team to claim the prize. Stuart gets the money and pays off "SSS".

Trevor Mach: Sounds spiffy, so how do we factor in on the shenanigans?

Agent Johnson: Quite simple really....you're all entering the tournament.

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

Ness: WHAT?!

Travis: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: Cool!....oh...I mean...WHAT?!

Agent Johnson: That's right! You four are going to enter as two separate teams representing EBW, but the government is funding the operation. Two teams...double the chances. Your mission will be to win the tournament instead of the ringer team and bring down this front. While you're at it gather any information that you can on "SSS". It's going to be tough, but you 4 are some of the best wrestlers and EBW is the best wrestling promotion out there. Your county needs you....the world needs you. Are you in?

Trevor Mach: Ha! This sounds like fun. You bet your ass I'm down for some hijinks!

Ness: A few of us here have been faced a high pressure situation before. Might as well do it again. I'm in too.

Travis: I'll go wherever Tack Angel goes.

Tack Angel: ....Over time I have come to live and breathe EBW. I tell the fans to do the right thing....time to set a good example....I'm in.

Ness: One problem though Agent Johnson. This is supposed to be a secret op and yet EBW.com has been filming this whole thing.

Agent Johnson: WHAT?! Give me that tape!

EBW.com is correcting an earlier claim that this was a secret meeting. This was in fact a joke meeting with no real relevance and you just need to forget that it ever happened. In no way are EBW wrestlers volunteering to take part in a secret E.B.I Operation.....so don't even think it....seriously.

 

EBW LIVE to hit Threed!

The EBW LIVE experiment so far has been a critical success. Two sell out shows, brought the matches to the fans and gave them matches that really matter. EBW LIVE continues as just days before X-perience in the town of Threed. The Threed fans will be treated to big match ups. The opening match will feature CXJ #1 Contender Bakayaro taking on his friends Bolshoi and Lucas in a triple threat. 3 CXJ Teams will collide in the second match. Will Picky Minch's Bushido Crusade continue to pick up speed? Once again Swift will challenge anyone in the back to break his 6-0 streak. Ness and w00t will team up to take on Reno and Rude in a tag team match. Will Ness be focused enough to compete? Metrion has received a reputation as a monster in his shot tenure with EBW. Now, Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting will once again try to exact revenge of SinDOS by facing Metrion in a No Rules Last Man Standing Match. The allowance of these matches on the road suggest that Mr. Poochyfud is trying to wipe out Danny Leung once and for all. In the main event a solid gold tandem of Royal Crown Champion and Double Champion Tack Angel will team up to face the on fire Alpha Betas. Can Tack regain focus after the X-cite scandal? All of this and more when EBW hits Threed. It's EBW LIVE!



EBW LIVE in Threed
Threed

1. CXJ Triple Threat Match
Lucas vs. Bolshoi vs. Bakayaro
2. 3-Team CXJ Tag Team Match
Dave Larmore/Generator/Hotlanta vs. Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Shadow/Grudge/Anguish
3. Swift Open Challenge
Swift vs. ?
4. Tag Team Battle
Ness/w00t vs. Rude/Reno
5. No Rules Last Man Standing
Danny Leung vs. Metrion
6. Tag Team Match
Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Troy/Lukie

Operation: Tanooki Removal Begins!

EBW.com is now following he exploits of Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie as he tries to finally remove the Tanooki Suit from his tag partner Akinan. His first attempt was...."messy" to say the least.



Akinan: HA! Guys, this is just silly hahaha! Do you think this will work?

Dynamic Dougie: I don't see why not! Two vehicles driving in different directions while you're attached to both via 1000lb test line.....how could this go badly?

Trevor Mach: You're gonna be just fine Akinan!

Lady M's: You don't really believe that do you?

Trevor Mach:  Ha! Of course not! This is gonna hurt! BOOSH!

Akinan: Hahaha....wait WHAT?!

The early word is that Akinan will make a full recovery, but may permanently be a couple inches taller after what could only be described as a "Tanooki Taffy Pull".

Amigo's Journey Begins...

After Amigo found himself betrayed by his mentor and his stable dismantled, he promised to go on a journey to recruit a new generation to take down Captain Strong, Kinniku Mike, and anyone who stood in his way. His first stop was Summers, to talk to an old friend.



Maurice: Will fight for money! Come on people! This is a good offer here! Get your ass kicked by a former EBW wrestler.

Amigo: *Sigh* My how the mighty have fallen.

Maurice: Amigo, what the hell are you doing here? Did you come to gloat about my misfortune? Go ahead and get it over with.

Amigo: Heh....no man....I'm here to make you an offer.

Maurice: Do you want to fight for money?

Amigo: No, I want to bring you back into EBW.

Maurice: Pardon?

Amigo: I suppose you have seen what is going on in EBW?

Maurice: I don't have a home anymore....or a television....but SURE I watch EBW every week!

Amigo: Sarcasm isn't going to help your situation Maurice. Poochyfud has gone corrupt and he's pushing his views on people who don't want any part of it and he's ruining the company. Captain Strong betrayed SURGE and aligned himself with Kinniku Mike.

Maurice: Wow, I have missed a lot.

Amigo: I say it's time for some retribution. They tossed you out on your ass too. Don't forget that.

Maurice: Yeah, but where were you when I came to the gym begging for my job back?

Amigo: ....Mistakes were made Maurice, by me....by you....and especially by Strong. I say we show him the error of his ways. I'm getting a group together and I want you to come back, clean up, and take back your pride and dignity. What do you say?

Maurice: I say....ok....if I can bunk at your house.

Amigo: *sigh* Fair enough.

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EBW LIVE in Threed!



The EBW LIVE experience rolled into Threed tonight for another packed show. The first match featured CXJ #1 Contender Bakayaro taking on his friends Lucas and Bolshoi in a Triple Threat Match. This competitive match up set the pace for the show. All three looked good in the match, but surprisingly it was Lucas who was able to score the pin after capturing Bolshoi in a quick Spinning Impaler. Bakayaro didn't take the fall, but he's going to have to step it up if he wants to challenge for the CXJ belt. Also of note was the returned appearance of the masked Luchadore who stalked Lucas after the match and attempted to blindside him until Bakayaro and Bolshoi came to his aid and ran the Luchadore off. The second match featured 3 CXJ teams colliding in another heated match up. CXJ Champion Larmore once again had his hands full as Picky and Shadow both made their intentions known that they wanted to pick the champ apart and get their shots at the coveted belt. In the end Picky Minch scored yet another win with a Capture Suplex Pin on Anguish. Picky totally dominated the first three LIVE shows and is really showing growth thanks to his new Bushido Crusade. 6-0 Swift issued another open challenge only to once again get challenged by Green Destiny. Swift seemed agitated that he had to deal with the former tag master again and plowed through him in less then 3 minutes, finishing him off once again with the Blackhammer. Swift is now on a 7 win streak. Ness and w00t once again team up, this time to take on the reunited Turks team of Reno and Rude. Ness showed more focus during the match, but was in no mood to joke around or interact with the crowd. In a surprising move Ness ended the match with  straight up rage induced KO Punch to Reno that allowed him to be easily pinned. Ness is pissed! In the first of two main events Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting finally got his chance to mix it up with up with the SinDOS Goth Monster Metrion. Metrion is now notorious in the locker room after his incident with KYO, showing that he may be the only one more crazed in the head then the Grinning Demon KYO. Danny was hurting badly after his recent wars with Avion, but that didn't stop him from trying in this Last Man Standing Match. Metrion showed amazing resilience by never staying down longer then 3 seconds, even after eating a superkick that sent him into the ropes and then an Emo Cutter. Metrion wasn't alone though, as Avion made his presence felt in this No Rules match. He bashed Danny over the head with a chair and then Metrion hit him with a Headlock Backbreaker onto the chair. Danny wasn't able to get up this time and Metrion won the match. Another big loss for a member of what used to be the "Greatest Tag Team". The main event featured a rare tag team match up of Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach and Double Champion Tack Angel taking on the rising Alpha Betas. The jock team was cocky and went after the solid gold team early on. Trevor and Tack especially had trouble with Troy. The big man managed to catch both Trevor and Tack in midair as they tried a Macha Ye/Rider Kick Combo and double chokeslammed them. Added to the difficulty in the ring, was the fact that Kinniku Mike made his way out to distract Trevor and try to impress Lady M's who was standing at ringside. Reno also made his way out to get involved, but an angry and grimacing Ness also came out and scared Reno off after getting KO'd by him earlier. In the end of the match Tack managed to pull off the win with a quick Roll Up Pin on Lukie. Tack quickly backed out of the ring as Ness slowly headed towards him. Trevor laughed at the situation and Macha Ye'd Lukie before running off with Lady M's laughing. A crazy end to another great LIVE show.



After the show EBW.com caught a behind the scenes conversation.



Lucas: Dang, that luchadore guy ran off again! I need to find out who that guy is! At least I managed to win the match toni....oh...sorry Green....you're not having very good luck lately are you?

Green Destiny: .....

Lucas: Oh yeah, that's right....you don't speak English do you? Well in any case both of us need to do something to step it up and make a bigger impact.

Amigo: Perhaps I can help you both with that very thing.

Lucas: Amigo?

EBW LIVE in Threed
Threed

1. CXJ Triple Threat Match
Lucas beat Bolshoi and Bakayaro (6:11) with a Spinning Impaler on Bolshoi.
2. 3-Team CXJ Tag Team Match
Picky Minch/Given/Taken beat Dave Larmore/Generator/Hotlanta and Shadow/Grudge/Anguish (13:56) when Picky hit the Capture Suplex Pin on Anguish.
3. Swift Open Challenge
Swift beat Green Destiny (2:53) with the Blackhammer.
4. Tag Team Battle
Ness/w00t beat Rude/Reno (6:57) when Ness KO'd Reno.
5. No Rules Last Man Standing
Metrion beat Danny Leung (15:52) with a Headlock Backbreaker onto a Chair.
6. Tag Team Match
Tack Angel/Trevor Mach beat Troy/Lukie (13:29) when Tack Angel hit a Roll Up Pin on Lukie.

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X-perience Card Announced! Answers Promised from Tess!

Days after a blockbuster Monday Nite X-cite and a successful EBW LIVE tour, the card to X-perience has finally been announced. Picky Minch and Shadow are going to get their chances to prove why they deserve a title shot at the coveted CXJ belt when they take on Bolshoi and Lucas respectively. Of course this also gives Lucas and Bolshoi a chance to join the Bakayaro and Champion Dave Larmore  in a match set for Breakthrough. The Alpha Beta Jock Troy is getting noticed fairly quickly in EBW, and is getting a chance to further prove himself when he takes on Green Destiny. The 7-0 Swift will try to keep his return streak going in another challenge match. The Poochyfud Administration is already fast at work on trying to lift the Hardcore Hero belt off of Dynamic Dougie by allowing #1 contender Avion to immediately get his match on X-perience. In the main event Global World Champion/EBW Tag Team Champion Tack Angel will have to try and work with his Breakthrough opponent Ness who wants to annihilate him over the recent incidents on X-cite. They will join w00t and Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting against Kinniku Mike, Reno, Rude, and Alpha Beta Lukie in a 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match. Also expect to hear more from the Poochyfud Administration as well as from Tess, who is promising some answers that can hopefully put the controversies to rest and "bring Tack's story full circle". Rumors also swirl of a Master Lu return and a big announcement. All of this and more on a new X-perience.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Singles Match Added #1 Contender
Picky Minch vs. Bolshoi
2. CXJ Singles Match Added #1 Contender
Shadow vs. Lucas
3. Singles Match
Troy vs. Green Destiny
4. Swift Open Challenge
Swift vs. ?
5. Hardcore Hero Championship Match
Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. Avion
6. 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match
Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Ness/w00t vs. Rude/Kinniku Mike/Lukie/Reno

Battle Tower Invitational Tag Team Tournament Update!

It appears that the rumors are true and two teams will be heading to Edo for the Battle Tower Invitational Tag Team Tournament! While the Poochyfud Administration claims no knowledge of this or how the wrestlers managed to get the cash, but the fact of the matter is that Trevor & Ness and Tag Champions Tack Angel & Travis? Tracy? will be taking part in the tournament hosted by Antonio Stuart. EBW.com will be following these stars as they head over seas for the big tourney.

Super CXJ Tag Team Cup Announced for EBW LIVE Tour!

While four major players head overseas to take part in the Battle Tower Invitational Tag Team Tournament, it appears that the weekend will be all about the CXJ Tag Division. EBW LIVE will play host to the Super CXJ Tag Team Cup. The teams, locations, matches have yet to be announced, but expect to hear something either during or after XP.

Operation: Tanooki Removal Stage 2

EBW.com once again followed Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie as he continued his quest to remove the Tanooki suit from Akinan. Stage 2 just seemed to involve hanging Akinan off the EBW Arena.



Akinan: Haha! Hey....I think the blood is rushing to my head....HA!

Dynamic Dougie: Well then perhaps you should try to squirm out of the suit!

Akinan: Ha! I can try for you buddy!

Dynamic Dougie: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: Well look what we've got here Tali! Looks like a Pinata!

Lady M's: Indeed. Let's see if it's got candy inside!

Akinan: Uhoh!

Once again Stage 2 proved to hurt Akinan more then it did get him any closer to removing the suit.

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Mr. Poochyfud: You two....have A LOT of explaining to do!

Tess: I have a lot of explaining to do?! How about you, you fat ass pig!

Mr. Poochyfud: HEY! Watch your mouth! This is a PG show.

Tess: *Bleep* your PG! I feel sick I even pretended to play along with your nonsense. I want to know why the hell you felt the need to air my secrets on national television!

Mr. Poochyfud: HA! You weren't so good at hiding your dirty laundry. God only knows how Ness didn't see it before. Tack is now my most hated enemy! I'm going to turn the whole world on him especially your son! The fact that Travis turned out to be your daughter Tracy was just a giant plus! Although I do not condone a woman competing with men and I intend to get those tag belts back as soon as possible! But seriously, I couldn't have planned that better myself! That was a BAD day for Tack I LOVED IT!

Tess: Well good for you fat ass! I hate to break it to you, but I'm going to settle this all tonight! I hate you for making me do what I have to do tonight, but I love my son and I will protect Tack and Tracy. I'm going to fix all of this tonight you better believe it.

Mr. Poochyfud: Wonderful....good luck with that. As for you old man, what is this "big announcement" you were planning for tonight?!

Master Lu: Heh....you'll just have to wait and see like everyone else "sir". I feel with one week left to go before Breakthrough we've got to "stir the pot" and "turn up the heat". You're more then happy to give away PPV quality matches on a weekly basis....I might as well join along and give the fans a match they REALLY want to see.

Mr. Poochyfud: ......*bleep*!



Kinniku Mike: Hey hey hey! Hey there good looking Talicious!

Lady M's: ...Only Trevor is allowed to call me that.

Kinniku Mike: Alright alright! I understand....besides....I don't want to borrow a silly nickname from that punk ass Trevor....I'll come up with one of my own for my fair lady.

Lady M's: Yeah...you go do that.

Kinniku Mike: Hey wait a minute....why are you carrying that chainsaw around?

Lady M's: Why NOT carry a chainsaw around? It's always a good time for a chainsaw. Besides, I find that chemical castration is too nice if I'm going to do....I'm going to do it the old fashion way.

Kinniku Mike: What are you talking about castra....OH....OH....OW...OW! Why would you do something like that?!

Lady M's: Stay away from me and you won't have to find out.

Kinniku Mike: That's fine Tali. I'll bide my time for now....but you will be mine. I want you to know something....I'm going to hurt Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting tonight....I'm REALLY going to hurt him, and then I'm going to go on hurting him until he gives up and everything that is his becomes MINE!

Lady M's : .....



EBW was still recovering from the X-cite bombshell and the busy LIVE tour, but was still ready to put on a fantastic night of matches for a packed crowd in the Fourside Expo Center. The night would see several singles matches capped off by a huge 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match. Breakthrough opponents Ness and Global World Champion/EBW Tag Team Champion Tack Angel would have to work together on the same team. Could they now co-exist and could either of them focus after the big reveal of Travis as Tracy?

The night of matches began with a heated CXJ match between Bolshoi and Bushido Crusade Leader Picky Minch. Picky, Given, and Taken came out in new gear and carrying banners representing their style and stable. Picky was looking confident during the match. He has really grown figuratively and literally. The youngest member of the roster has gone through a growth spurt and his added size helped him match up with the wacky rose throwing high flier Bolshoi.  The match ended with Picky catching Bolshoi in the clinch with several knees and then spun behind him to hit the German Suplex Pin. Picky and the Bushido Crusade celebrated in the ring, banners held high as Picky was officially added to the CXJ title match at Breakthrough, as per the rules of the match.

In another match to determine another CXJ contender Shadow managed to make short work of Lucas, thanks in part to the continued interference of a masked Luchadore who wants nothing more then to see Lucas fail apparently. The luchadore distraction helped Shadow hit his Shadow Driver and move onto Breakthrough where he will get his shot at a 5th CXJ Title Reign.



The third match pitted Alpha Beta Jock Troy against the hard luck amaresu star Green Destiny. This was Troy's first foray into singles competition and he didn't disappoint. With Lukie cheering him on Troy tossed GD around the ring, shoving him into corners and driving his big boot into GD's face. As the match progressed Troy also messed with the ref and called him "NEEERRRRD", doing just enough not to get disqualified. Troy finished off Green Destiny in less then 3 minutes and ended the match with a chokeslam and pinned him with one foot on his chest. 1-2-3! After the match Troy grabbed the referee Nerdler and gave him an Atomic Wedgie, his underpants pulled up and over his head. As Nerdler struggled to free himself of his underpants Nerma made her way into the ring. Troy had picked up Green Destiny and was lifting him into the air with one hand.

Nerma: Nerma here with....

Troy: WHAT IS THIS?! I'M SURROUNDED BY NEEERRDS! I thought I was going to get some REAL competition, not some Green Fa***t! I'm not wasting my time with no damn interview! Just bring me an ass and I'll kick it!

Troy then chokeslammed Green Destiny once again and headed to the back with Lukie. Another hard loss for Green Destiny.



Swift had gone 7-0 so far in his comeback in EBW, and his stock was really rising. He has become the Brawler again, and his popularity is at an all time high. Fans are growing to love his open challenges just to see him Blackhammer his next opponent. This time however....it would be "opponents", as the CXJ tag team Grudge and Anguish answered the challenge to make this a handicap match. It was tornado rules, meaning that Swift had to deal with them both at the same time. Their speed and teamwork made this Swift's toughest match since his return. Late in the match Grudge and Anugish somehow managed to get Swift onto the top of a ring post. Grudge hoisted Anguish on top of Swift to hit a hurracanranna, but Swift instead picked Anguish up and hit a top rope Muscle Buster! Grudge charged him after the landing, but Swift simply floored him with a lariat. Swift then picked Anguish back up and dropped him with the Blackhammer before getting the pin and the win. Swift's streak is now 8-0 and it looks like he is just warming up.

We then cut to the back where Tess was trying to talk down Ness.



Tess: Ness, please calm down!

Ness: How the HELL am I supposed to calm down mother! How can I NOT want to break his face after what he had done with YOU and what he probably done to my SISTER!

Tess: NESS, I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!

Ness: .....

Tess: Now listen....Tack had no idea that Travis was Tracy. She and I were keeping this a secret on purpose.

Ness: You knew about this?

Tess: Yes, and I have my reasons for keeping it a secret....I did it for Tracy who wanted to get close to Tack.

Ness: WHY WOULD SHE WANT THAT?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE.......WITH TACK FREAKING ANGEL!

Tess: Ness! If I were it would be none of your business! I am a grown woman and I can do whatever I want! But....I have to admit something to you so I can clear the air and get this settled once and for all! I DID NOT sleep with Tack!

Ness: Wait what?

Tess: Tack and I never slept together! I just wanted it to seem like we did to instill confidence in him. It was all part of my plan to make him champion and show his true potential!

Ness: But....WHAT? No...no...you're lying to me! I went back and watched the episode of The Tack Show where you and him....*shudder*.

Tess: *Sigh*.....that was a heavily edited version of The Tack Show. I did that for two reasons. 1. I wanted it to appear that we had "hooked up". 2. .....It's very embarrassing.....BUT if you insist on not believing your own mother then I will show the rest of that episode IN FULL, and you will see the truth....*groan* I really don't want to do this. Roll the tape!



Tack Angel: Man, if I had a nickle for everytime I was thrown out of a tall building.....well I'd only have a nickle....but still once is enough....more then enough really....I think I've got glass in my a......oh....hello Mrs. Tess.

Tess: Well hello you little stud you....oh and it's Ms. Tess.....Ness's father and I haven't been together for a while....it just wasn't going to work out....what with him being a phone and all.

Tack Angel: Yeah.....long distance can be a bitch....so anyways I gotta....

Tess: What's your hurry Tack? I know Master Lu has big plans for you....but I've had my eyes on you as well.

Tack Angel: Uh....what do you mean mam?

Tess: Oh come on....no need to play shy....you remember that night don't you?



Lady M's: Damnit Tack, you better keep dancing! You're going to work for their dollars!

Tess: Oh yes you are Tack....you're going to be my boytoy....oh yes you are.

Tack Angel: FIND A HAPPY PLACE! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!



Tack Angel: I....."vaguely" ...remember said incident.

Tess: Well why don't you come into my office and we'll talk more about your "bright" future.....

Tack Angel: Uh....I.... need to go...

Tess: TACK, GET IN THE OFFICE!

Tack Angel: Yes mam!

-1 Hour Later-



Tack Angel: OH MY GOD! What the....

Tess: Oh good! I'm glad the outfit fits you still! Even though it's a Kamen Rider suit I can still go with it!

Tack Angel: What is all of this?! You mean to tell me YOU....

Tess: LOVE SUPER SENTAI! Don't tell anyone though....if word got out that I was a giant nerd then my reputation might be tarnished!

Tack Angel: So this is what you wanted me for?

Tess: Yeah! You're gonna be my Super Sentai Buddy! You don't mind hanging out, watching Sentai with me all night do you?

Tack Angel Oh no....not at all...it's better then being raped I guess.

Tess: What?

Tack Angel: Nothing! Nice Pink Ranger outfit by the way....insane....but nice.

Tess: But listen...if anyone asks....just tell em you and I "knocked the boots" tonight. That oughta get you some cred with the boys in the locker room.

Tack Angel: Ummm ok....but I have to ask one particular question....namely...WHY?!

Tess: Hehe....I know how the world works Tack...I know how to instill confidence too. Stick with me....I think you'll make a great champion some day. Now, onto the  marathon. I hope you like Go Ranger!

Tack Angel: Sure....I can watch some Go Ranger.

Tess: By the way....did you know my daughter Tracy ALSO likes Sentai and Kamen Rider!

Tack Angel: Oh cool....why did you bring that up?

Tess: No reason!

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Ness: .....Oh....my.....GAWD!

Tess: *Groan* So there you have it Ness....I....am a CLOSET SUPER SENTAI NERD!

Trevor Mach: DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!



Tess: Oh no...Trevor, what are you doing here?

Trevor Mach: Just heard their was some shenanigans afoot, thought I'd get in on it. Mmmmm sweet, saucy shenanigans.

Ness: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Hey buddy!

Ness: Get the hell out of here!

Trevor Mach: OK buddy! HAHA! BOOSH!

Ness: So....I don't have a reason to kill Tack?

Tess: Well...I never said that....Tack Angel is a really good guy and he's been a good friend to you, but perhaps their is something I should tell you about Tracy. You can make up your mind then.

It was now onto the semi-main event, a No Rules Match for the Hardcore Hero Championship. Dynamic Dougie found himself suddenly thrust back into the title picture, and now that he is champ, he suddenly finds a target on his back. Avion was more then ready to get into the ring and beat Dougie down with the chain he had wrapped around his hand, but before he could do that he suddenly found himself blindsided by a pissed off Danny Leung. The Akatsuki member was livid, and day after day of SinDOS harassment lead to him finally snapping he bashed Avion over the head with a chair, which cause the straight edge wrestler to tumble down near the ring. Dougie and Akinan just looked on as Danny beat the hell out of Avion. He finally rolled Avion into the ring and yelled for Dougie to pin him. 1-2-3. Dougie considered himself the luckiest man alive and ran off with Akinan and his belt as a pissed off Danny stood over Avion, soaked his blood into a bandana, and then wore the bandana like a trophy.



Before the main event we went backstage again to see Tack entering the building.



Tess: Hey Tack.

Tack Angel: AH! Oh...it's just you Tess. I thought I was going to be jumped by Ness the way he''s been pissed at me.

Tess: It's ok Tack....I told him everything.

Tack Angel: You did? I thought I was supposed to take your...."interests" to my grave?

Tess: *sigh* It's embarrassing, but you're too good of a kid to let this happen to you. I have to apologize for a lot of things. I never wanted to tarnish your good name. The fans look up to you....the last thing you needed was a "fake affair" to get over....you got over by yourself....you never needed me.

Tack Angel: Tess, you pushed me to be better then I was. I thank you for all that you have done for me. I just have to ask you about something really important.

Tess: Tracy?

Tack Angel: Is she here? I have to talk to her.

Tess: No, she was too embarrassed to show her face. She didn't want to reveal herself to you that way.

Tack Angel: Why did she do all of that though? It seemed like a lot of trouble to go through for a title belt.

Tess: It wasn't about a title belt at all Tack. When my daughter wants something....when she has her heart set on it....she'll do whatever she has to do.

Tack Angel: I don't understand....

Tess: Tack, why do you think she wanted to spend all that time with you?

Tack Angel: ....I....

Tess: You better get to the ring champ....you've got a big match tonight.

Tack Angel: ....Right.

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It was now main event time, as 8 wrestlers would battle it out in an epic 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match. Ness gave Tack the cold shoulder, but the champ seemed to have a cooperating team on his end. They would be taking on the team of Reno, Rude, Lukie, and Kinniku Mike. Mike tried to get to Trevor before the match started, but their respective teams held them back. The match got off to a goofy start when Reno kicked things off opposite Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting. As Reno charged the other side of the ring Trevor quickly floored him with a Macha Ye and pinned him with less then 10 seconds on the clock! The fans laughed and cheered as a ticked off Reno was forced out of the ring. The next elimination wouldn't happen for 10 MORE MINUTES! This long epic definitely was a contrast to the previous short singles match ups. Nearly 10 minutes in and Mike and Trevor were brawling in the ring. Lady M's came out just as they were trading hard slaps in the center of the ring. Both of them were hurting  after their long match so far. Suddenly Mike went for the eye gouge, and while Reno caused a distraction outside of the ring Mike put on a pair of brass knuckles and cracked Trevor in the face with them. When the ref turned back around Mike had hit Trevor with the Release Dragon Suplex and grabbed the ropes to get a the 1-2-3. He then picked Trevor back up and scoop slammed him out onto the concrete floor. He acted like he was going to jump out of the ring to further injure Trevor, but Lady M's stood beside Trev. This distracted Mike long enough for Tack to jump back into the match, and the champ hit the Samoan Slaughterhouse in the back with a Rider Kick. The loss of Mach on their team motivated Tack, Ness, and w00t to step it up in the later stages of the match. Nearly 15 minutes in Tack and Lukie were grappling, and Tack managed to take control and floored the Alpha Beta with an STO, getting the pin and the elimination. Later still Rude and w00t were now in. The rivals were really going all out, but Rude wasn't about to fight fair with the former Perfection leader. He low blowed him and rolled him up for the pin, but only managed a 2 count. Mike tossed him the knuckles and he tried to hit w00t out of sight of the ref, but instead w00t caught him off guard with the WKO. He tried for the pin, but Mike jumped off the top rope with an elbow drop that hurt w00t ribs. He was hurting now, which gave Rude time to recover and hit Tha Rulebreaka. w00t was rolled up again, but he got his foot on the rope. The problem was that Reno pushed it off before the ref could see and w00t was eliminated. It was not down to the odd couple of Tack and Ness. Despite what happened on X-cite they tried to work as a team, Poochyfud's boys continued to play dirty. Eventually Ness was downed by Mike's Release Dragon Suplex. He too was cheated when Reno kicked his foot off the ropes. This match was full of dirty tricks, and the fans were booing Mike and Rude as they soaked it up and gloated. Tack Angel was now alone in a 2-on-1 situation. Late in the match it looked like he was going to even the score when he superkicked Rude, but Reno again made his presence known. This total dismantling of Tack's team had the fans throwing garbage at Reno and the ref for not paying enough attention. Eventually Mike came back in and hit a hurting Tack with his Release Dragon Suplex, but Tack kicked out at 2.9. This angered Mike and he dragged Tack up to the top rope. With help from Rude he managed to drop Tack with a ring shaking Piledriver. 1-2-3 Kinniku Mike and Rude won the match, but it was heavily tainted thanks to the misdeeds of Reno. After the match Ness and w00t ran back into the ring to save Tack from Mike and Rude. Trevor was still on the ground hurting from hitting he concrete badly. It looked like a brawl was about to erupt until.....

Master Lu: Boys! Calm down! The match is over, and while Reno's team cheated heavily and ALL THE FANS know it.....I believe I can help matters. I don't see the current Administration over turning such a tainted win, BUT perhaps the booking of another match will tip the scale back in our favor. When we get to Monday Nite X-cite, the final countdown to Breakthrough will begin. What better way to get things started then with a huge match to get the fans pumped! This match, is a match that hasn't been seen in EBW yet, but I used to participate in them whenever two warring sides needed to settle something. I believe with the return of the 4-sided ring we can finally see this match come to the best wrestling promotion in the world! That is why....on Monday Nite X-cite....we will see Team Tack vs. Team Poochyfud....go to WAR! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M INTRODUCING EBW TO......WAR GAMES!!!!!



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Singles Match Added #1 Contender
Picky Minch beat Bolshoi (9:21) with a German Suplex Pin.
2. CXJ Singles Match Added #1 Contender
Shadow beat Lucas (3:59) with a Shadow Driver.
3. Singles Match
Troy beat Green Destiny (2:55) with a Chokeslam.
4. Swift Open Challenge
Swift beat Grudge and Anguish (8:36) with a Blackhammer on Anguish.
5. Hardcore Hero Championship Match
Dynamic Dougie(c) beat Avion (1:09) with a Dynamic DDT onto a Chair.
6. 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match
Rude/Kinniku Mike/Lukie/Reno beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Ness/w00t (29:11).
-Trevor Mach eliminated Reno (0:08) with a Macha Ye.
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Trevor Mach (10:26) with a Release Dragon Suplex.
-Tack Angel eliminated Lukie (14:51) with an STO.
-Rude eliminated w00t (18:12) with Tha Rulebreaker.
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Ness (25:59) with a Release Dragon Suplex
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Tack Angel (29:11) with a Top Rope Piledriver.

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Agent Johnson: The following information is highly classified by the Eagleland Bureau of Investigation. The documents and footage within chronicle the recent 3-day operation known as Operation: Battle Tower, where the E.B.I recruited a team of EBW wrestlers to travel to Edo and take part in a tournament that may in fact be a front for the sinister syndicate known as "SSS". The primary target is New Edo Pro Wrestling Owner Antonio "Toukon" Stuart, who may have rigged his own tournament to acquire a large amount of funds for "SSS". The objective of the recruited agents: Win the Tournament.

DAY 1

Airplane Captain: This is your captain speaking. We've made it through the storm and are now looking at clear skies all the way to Edo. Estimated time of arrival is 30 minutes.



Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Finally! I'm not used to sitting down this long.

Lady M's: You don't have to tell me you manic monkey.

Trevor Mach: HA! Thanks for coming along by the way.

Lady M's: Meh....tag along on a secret government mission to Edo to thwart a dastardly plot by a shadow organization....how many times do you get THAT opportunity in your life?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, and we're always saying we should do more together! BOOSH! Hey.....I think I see something out on the wing.

Lady M's: Yeah...suuuuuure you do Trevtasic.

Ness: Zzzzz.....Zzzz......

Tracy: Tack....pst...Tack.

Tack Angel: Oh...hey Tracy....is something wrong?

Tracy: No...it's just that...with Ness asleep I feel like I can finally talk to you.

Tack Angel: You know....I can do what I want without Ness's approval....but you did say he's asleep right?

Trevor Mach: HA!

Tracy: Yeah he is.

Tack Angel: Ok then....so...what do you want to talk about? Want to tell me another big secret? I feel like I'm in a soap opera.

Tracy: No, I just wanted to apologize for misleading you all this time. I tried to tell you a couple times, but that is no excuse for what I did....I'm sorry.

Tack Angel: ....It's ok Tracy. It's just.....been a REALLY awkward week for me. It's actually a relief really. I'm glad that you're....you. "Travis" kind of freaked me out.

Tracy: Heh. I meant everything I said as Travis though. I have looked up to you for some time. You helped me change my ways.

Tack Angel: How did I do that?

Tracy: ...Just by being you.

Tack Angel: .....

Tracy: Tack....I didn't do this to win the tag belts...that was just a bonus. I really just wanted to be with you....i wanted to get to know you.

Tack Angel: Why?

Tracy: .....because I.....I.....

Flight Attendant: Alright! Who is ready for a sodaaAAAAAAH OOF!!!



Trevor Mach: AH! OUT OF MY WAY! THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE WING! I HAVE TO WARN THE CAPTAIN! AAAAHHHH!!!

Ness: What the heck?!

Lady M's: Oh brother.....



Airplane Captain: Once again thank you for flying "Fuzzy Pickle Airlines". Please keep us in mind for your return flight. Except for Trevor Mach....you're banned!

Ness: Well....aside from the "freak out" that was a pleasant enough flight.

Tack Angel: I'll say.

Ness: .......

Tack Angel: Ooops.

Trevor Mach: HA! LOOK! I was right! There WAS something on the wing!

Lady M's: Huh...well I'll be damned.

Ness: BOLSHOI?! What are you doing on the wing of the airplane?!

Bolshoi: I...I....I DON'T KNOW!  

?: Welcome to Edo. You're the last of the teams to show up.

Trevor Mach: We love to be fashionably late.

Ness: Hi, I'm Ness, this is my sister Tracy and her....*sigh* tag partner Tack Angel. That odd fellow over there is Trevor Mach.

?: Yes...I know who all of you are. My name is Don Panini. I'm working with Antonio Stuart on his Battle Tower Tournament.

Tack Angel: Pleasure to meet you. Might I ask how you came to be apart of this tournament.

Don Panini: Mr. Stuart and I are....associates. We run in the same circles.

Trevor Mach: *nudge nudge* Eh? Eh?

Lady M's:: Yeah Trevor, I heard it too.

Don Panini: Now it's time for me to ask the questions. Did you bring your entrance fees?

Ness: We've got the money in those cases over there.

Don Panini: Well alright then....if you'll step into da limo we'll make sure you have a comfortable trip da the Battle Tower.

Ness: Tack...pst Tack....

Tack Angel: Yeah?

Ness: Way to make us look suspicious with your interrogations.

Tack Angel: I'm just trying to do what we came here for.

Ness: Well try not to get us killed! I have a wife to get home to and you just HAD to drag my sister along!

Tack Angel: Ness, I've tired apologizing to you, but right now we've got a mission to accomplish so why don't we deal with this later.

Ness: .....



Tack Angel: Whoa! Big enough tower?

Ness: Tax money at work right here.

Don Panini: Like I said, you're the last to arrive so we gotta hurry to da meeting hall immediately.



Trevor Mach: Wow, this place is snazzy!

Lady M's: Sure is. There is our target standing over there.

Ness: Yeah....look who else is here. I think we already found our ringer team.

Tracy: Huh? Uh oh....

Tack Angel: Yeah...uh oh...

Franky: Hahaha! Well look what the cat dragged in. EBW's "finest" failures.

Poo: AND....my ex-girlfriend and her new "squeeze".

Tack Angel: Squeeze?

Tracy: Hi Poo, just stay away from me ok?

Poo: Oh sure Tracy...wouldn't want to cause a scene! You haven't given me the time of day since I left EBW anyways!

Tack Angel: Hey! You leave her alone!

Ness: Now is not the time for this Poo!

Poo: ......

Trevor Mach: Oh man this is hilarious! You got the popcorn Tali?

Lady M's: Of course!

Don Panini: Attention everybody! HEY! You wise guys need to keep it down! Da man of the hour is ready to speak so better be listening or forgetta bout it.

Antonio Stuart: Thank you Mr. Panini.....I...welcome you all to my Battle Tower. This weekend....you will all do battle in my tower. The winning team will win these specially made trophies as well as receive the sum of Two Million Dollars. I wish you all the best of luck.

Don Panini: Yo! This tournament is airing live on TV Edo! this weekend so you betta all show off for the camera know what I mean? I think it's time for the introductions . We've got 8 teams here ready to throw down! Let's find out who they are. From 80's Retro Wrestling we got Stan and Steve the Fabulous Ones! We got da Guapo Brothers from P+P forgetta bout it! We got multi time tag champions Poo and Franky! We got.....Punch and Kimbo Slice?

Punch: lolzors! We r teh best team roflmao!

Kimbo Slice: I uh....just got fired....I needed to find work.

Don Panini: Whateva....Ok who else we got? We got Matsumoto and Yamazaki from New Edo! Last but not least we got the all-star EBW team of Trevor Mach and Ness as well as the EBW Tag Team Champions Tack Angel and Tracy. Yes, we got a lady participating, but that don't change a damn thing! Now find your rooms and get some rest. Tomorrow, the tournament begins!  

Tack Angel: Well this was just awkward. We better find our rooms.

Ness: Tack, how about YOU go find the rooms. Trevor and I have some investigating to do.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Time to snoop! Come on Tali!

Lady M's: Right behind ya.

Tack Angel: Huh...well alright then....I'll just be taking these bags then.

Tracy: I'll come with you!

Tack Angel: Oh uh....ok.



Trevor Mach: Zoinks Scoopy! I sure hope we don't run into a g-g-ghost!

Lady M's: Heh.

Ness: Clam it chowder head! We've got to be stealthy.

Trevor Mach: You got it buddy! I can be stealthy. I've got the reflexes of a ca...ow! I tripped on my shoestrings!

Ness: Shh!

Lady M's: Wait guys listen....right...above us.

Trevor Mach: .....

Ness: .....

Don Panini: It's all going down as planned. The organization is pleased so far with how the operation is going down. We already have the money though. Might as well just take the 2 Mil and pay em off.

Antonio Stuart: No....this will be on live television. It has to look entirely legitimate. Tell the organization not to worry. My team will win and they will get their money.

Ness: ....and we have our confirmation....

Trevor Mach: BO...I mean....boosh....



Tack Angel: Ok this seems to be our room right here.

Tracy: Oh no...

Tack Angel: What? Oh....oh no.

Poo: Well well well....the lovebirds are checking in eh?

Tracy: Just back off Poo! It's over between you and I. It was the biggest mistake of my life!

Poo: No, I think you're making that mistake right now! Just remember....we're in the same tournament...I don't hit women, but accidents MAY happen.

Tack Angel: ARE YOU THREATENING HER?!

Poo: What are you going to do about it punk?!

Tracy: Stop it now! Come on Tack! Let's go into the room...it's smelling bad out here.

Poo: Heh...I'll be seeing you later Tracy.



Tack Angel: Well...this room is nice enough. I was expecting something a bit more "high tech" given that we're in a state of the art tower, but I'll take it.

Tracy: Tack?

Tack Angel: Oh look we got a TV, that's nice.

Tracy: Tack.

Tack Angel: We have a computer too, although I don't think we should use it. We may be getting monitored.

Tracy: Tack!

Tack Angel: Ah! Yeah?

Tracy: Thank you so much for sticking up for me out there. I'm sorry that he's such an ass. Our relationship didn't end well. I realized that he was a piece of garbage and I needed someone with a real heart. Someone timid, but confident. Someone who looks good in orange and blue.

Tack Ange: Oh uh...no problem! Oh shoot....look....this room only has one bed. Huh...that's ok though. I can just sleep on the floor. It's not problem.

Tracy: I....have a better idea.

Tack Angel: Pardon?!

End of Day 1

Don Panini: Yo Poochyfud!

Mr. Poochyfud: Yes can I helpyouohmygodit'sDONPANINI!!!! I mean.....hi there Mr. Panini! Can I get you a drink?

Don Panini: Yo fogetta bout it! We got business to deal with.

Mr. Poochyfud: Oh....do we now? I've been really busy shaping EBW, so I'm not sure I can put my resources into any other ventures.

Don Panini: You can and you will! Now we both know that your record these meetings so I'm going to be vague here, but if you gots a brain inbetween those ears then you'll read between the lines. You know who I am, you know who I represent, and you know what we can do.

Poo: He's not kidding! Did you hear what happened to Antonio Stuart?!

Mr. Poochyfud: Poo?! Franky?! What is the meaning of this?

Don Panini: These two are going to assist me in heading up a new venture for the organization. A venture that you will fund.

Mr. Poochyfud: I can't possibly do that?!

Don Panini: Or I could cut the funding on your wife's mayoral campaign and break your knee caps with a tire iron.

Mr. Poochyfud: .....



Mr. Poochyfud: And that.....is why I am happy to announce that thanks to my new "adviser" Don Panini, I have no only managed to resign old EBW stars Franky and Poo, but I have also managed to get them signed on to lead a NEW EBW venture. EBW is all about growing the future, and "I" believe that the best way to do this is to start up a farm league wrestling promotion to give the the rookies a shot at moving up to the big leagues. Now this will be a costly venture.....very costly....but I feel that this is the correct path to a bright future for EBW! That is why I present the new wrestling promotion FOURSIDE WRESTLING!

Don Panini: Perfect. Our associates are pleased.

Mr. Ryan IQ: Sir, might I remind you that this is going to be very expensive?

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet! Just go with me on this I'll explain later!

Mr. Ryan IQ: Fair enough.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ladies and Gentlemen! Get ready for the future! Get ready for.....FSW!



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Introducing Fourside Wrestling!

We are proudly introducing to you the official launch of the Fourside Wrestling website.  For those unaware, FSW is a minor developmental expansion brand of EBW.  Along with "The Ultimate EBW" reality show, FSW is the breeding ground for future EBW stars.  These up and comers are brought in to establish themselves to get ready for a possible run in EBW.  EBW veterans, staff, and officials will drop visits now and then to evaluate these EBW hopefuls.  May luck be on these young men's sides.

A new arena in Fourside is currently being constructed.  As of this news update, the venue is close to 60% finished.  The venue will be dubbed the FSW Arena.  

Franky has declared himself the General Manager of FCW while Poo inserted himself in the roster.  Gneral Manager Franky has already signed a load of up and comers to the roster and also two former associates of the old Mushroom Kingdom Pro Wrestling organization, Toad and Goomba.  Four hopefuls have standout to Franky and Poo so far.  Let's take an inside look.



Randy:  Hola!  My name is Randy no Kachi.  It is my dream to go to EBW.  Since day one five years ago, I have follwed EBW and became a fan.  Now, I strive to become a part of EBW and hopefully become a champion.  I promise that Randy no Kachi will be the guy of FSW and the future EBW star.  Te prometo que Randy no Kachi es luchador numero uno.  


MB: I am Michael Button Callahan.  My in-ring name is MB Callahan.  Some of you might know me, most of you don't.  I am a wrestler for awhile now and have gained the respect of my peers.  I thrive off the energy of my supporters, my fans, and my family.  My fans think very highly of me but I know I have a long ways to go.  FSW is the next step for me.  To ascend to EBW will be the greatest accomplish in my career.  Oh and to all my haters, YOU SUCK!



Cena:  I am Black Cena.  I am from the sunny warm beaches of Summers.  I love to party and I love to have fun.  From the night life of Moonside to the bars of Saturn City, I am a man that loves to have a good time everyday of my life and I will do the same for you.  I came to FSW to have a good time.  EBW is like home for me and I will bring smiles to everyone's faces.  And I do mean EVERYONE.  You can count that!  PARTY UP!



Mr. Jennings:  My name is Jonathan Jennings.  That's MR. Jennings to all of you.  I am a successful businessman of my own firm, Noah Enterprises.  My business sense is as delightful as a Sunday Roast on a Sunday afternoon.  Which is why General Manger Francis has signed me, as I have the financials to help FSW become the number one breeding ground of future EBW stars.  Don't take me lightly as I can pack a punch.  Don't let these bloody glasses fool you.  You will fancy eating a knuckle sandwich if you underestimate a man of the caliber as myself.

More rookie introductions will be aired during the first FSW event to get a better look at our EBW hopefuls.  Here's the rest of the roster:



From left to right: Olly Oliver, Monoxide, Ahmad, Master Bubu, Matt Wilson, and Rozie

Officials:


Crazy Mike - Referee
Gilbert Blaze - Senior Referee
C-Dude Chase - Referee
Truthslayer - Interviewer

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FSW Arena Completed and Title?

The FSW Arena has been completed and the interior didn't disappoint.  With a blue color scheme, the inside arena is packed with two entry ways for the wrestlers to make their way to the ring.  Along the walls are two screens and the FSW logo in the middle and a multitude of lights up on the ceiling.  To coincide with the name of the city and the brand, the ring has four sides.  Here is an image of the interior:



With the completion of the arena, there is an immediate startup date for the first show.  General Manager Franky has also unveiled a championship for FSW, the Fourside Regional Championship.  The first show will crown the first FSW Regional Champion right from the get-go.  The General Manager will announce match details during the event and will also try to showcase the entire roster in their best form.  

Here is an image of the Fourside Regional Championship:



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Fourside Wrestling has opened its doors with quite a good crowd.  The event opened up with General Manager Franky coming down to the ring with the entire roster.  Franky welcomed the crowd with a mixed reaction considering his past history.  



Franky:  Thank you people for that "warm" reception.  Alright, now that the welcome wagon has come to a complete stop.  Let's get to know a little more about our stars.  You people already know about Poo, Toad, and Goomba so you three sit at ringside.  Let's begin with you, Mr. Ahmad....Is that a book you have with you?

Ahmad:  That is Sheik Ahmad to you.  As for this, they call me the "Shadow of Math" and this is my calculus book.  I come with this thick calculus book and I use it to hit people with when the ref is not looking. Play "calculated" tricks on the ref and my opponent.  

Franky: Oh boy, well, you are gonna have a hard time fitting in then.  Moving along...you must be Olly Oliver.

Olly:  Yep.

Franky:  You are a pretty big dude to wear such an outfit.  What gives?

Olly:  I tell you why.  You see.  Despite my size, I am a luchador.  I have a great combination of both size and agility.  And...

Franky:  Moving along.  Here, you take the stage.

Matt:  Very well.  I am Matt Wilson.  Or better yet, "The Subculture" Matt Wilson.  Why is the Subculture?  Its because I am different from every single one of you.  All of you are the same.  What kind of Subculture?  THE Subculture doesn't need a title because the Subculture IS me!  

Randy: It is also boring!

Matt:  You better shut your piehole before I close it shut myself!

Franky:  Alright you two.  Calm down.  Let's move along shall we.  We have here...what is up with your face?

Bubu:  I am Master Bubu!  I am the Rated M Superstar!

Franky: Ok.

Bubu:  I reek of awesomeness.

Franky:  Sure.

Bubu:  On this day, I see clearly...

Franky:  Everything has come to life.  Yea, I know the song too.

Bubu: Wrong sir.  Its "I see clearly now, the rain is gone!"

Franky:  Alright.  Moving along...

Bubu:  To all my Bubuheads!!  SPEAR!!  SPEAR!!  SPEAR!!

Franky:  Great, Bubuheads.  Alright, you must be Monoxide.  So tell me, what is your finisher?

Monoxide:  My finisher is the Carbon Monoxide Press.

Franky:  Which is?

Monoxide: Its a textbook Shooting Star Press with...

Franky:  Moving along.  Well well well, lookie here.  It's the internet sensation, Mike Button.

MB: It's Mike Button Callahan, better known as MB Callahan.  

Franky:  Whatever.  So what makes you come here?  You think you can just come here and tear through the competition?  You think this is the minor leagues?  Well its not.  This is FSW, EBW's breeding ground runned by me.  Yes, Poochyfud has elected me!  Even worse for you, Poo is here on the roster now.  You can plow through all the rookies you want but when you face Poo.  It's over.

MB:  You clearly forgot that I said that I have much more to prove and learn.  See, I don't want to be force fed success, I want to earn it.  I want to...

*strange music plays*



??:  Hold it.  What the hell is going on?  Why am I not included in these so-called rookie festivities?  You clearly forgot that FSW has THE premier superstar of the future.  ME!  Perfect Man!

Crowd: BOoOOo!

Perfect Man:  You see.  I don't need introductory videos posted on some rinky dink website to introduce myself.  I take it upon myself to introduce myself on the very first show of FSW.  There is no superstar perfect enough to be a part of not only FSW, but EBW, than me.  I have the looks.  I have the hair.  I have the body.  I have the women and the cars.  And of course, I have the skills.

Franky:  Well, now that you mentioned skills.  Perfect timing that you are dressed to compete.  Becasue we are going to have a Battle Royal.  This is no ordinary Battle Royal.  This match will determine the Top Four stars to compete for the Fourside Regional Championship.  The top four will fight in a min-tournament to determine the first-ever FSW Regional Champion.  And this battle royal starts about...RIGHT NOW.

The Battle Royal is under way.  Master Bubu gets thrown out and eliminated early after attempting to spear MB Callahan.  Black Cena was eliminated next after Toad headbutts him in the corner and threw Black Cena with his head.  Rozie gets the crowd excited but Mr. Jennings and Perfect Man threw Rozie out from behind.  Olly truly showed speed by bouncing off the ropes.  Olly attemped a flying armdrag to Goomba but Goomba does not have any arms.  Monoxide also showed some aerial ability and dropkicked Sheik Ahmad towards Olly.  Olly gave Ahmad an impressive Hurracanrana over the top rope and eliminates Ahmad.  Perfect Man dropkicks Olly off the apron for the elimination.  Monoxide tries an aerial assault on Perfect Man but Matt Wilson prevents it from happening.  The Subculture threw Monoxide to the floor.  Randy kicks Perfect Man over the top rope but Perfect Man hangs on.  Randy guillotines Perfect Man with the top rope and eliminates him.  The Subculture Matt Wilson fights Randy towards the rope hoping one would eliminate one another.  Poo then eliminates them both with Toad soon to follow.  The four remaining are MB Callahan, Poo, Goomba, and Mr. Jennings to advance.



We then take a closer look at Monoxide.  



Monoxide:  I am Monoxide.  You can say I am THE aerial specialist of FSW.  My favorite EBW star are probably Dynamic Dougie and the Lovekick Connection.  My main weapon of offense is the shooting star press which I proudly call, the Carbon Monoxide Press.  I'm here in FSW to one day compete in EBW.  Oh and by the way, I hate being called emo.  Because I'm not!

Back to the ring, there are loud chants of "emo" thundering in the arena.  The next match is underway.  Olly used his speed and size advantage and threw alot of armdrags at both Toad and Monoxide.  Olly almost had the match won with the Front Face Chickenwing on Monoxide until Black Cena tagged himself in.  Black Cena danced around and looks to bodyslam Monoxide.  Monoxide reverses into a Lungblower followed by his Carbon Monoxide Press for the pin.



The next match was Perfect Man and Rozie.  Rozie wants retribution after Perfect Man eliminated the superhero in the battle royal.  Rozie used his size to overpower Perfect Man.  Perfect Man realizes Rozie was too much and tries to run away from the match.  Rozie had this match won until Perfect man grabbed Referee Crazy Mike.  Crazy Mike shoves Perfect Man into Rozie but ends up headbutting Rozie down below.  Perfect Man realizes what has happened and gave a DDT to Rozie.  Perfect Man went to the top and lands an "Impeccable" Moonsault to win.



Next match is the Regional Championship Semi-Finals featuring Poo against Goomba.  With lack of arms, Goomba used his head to headbutt Poo at any given chance.  Poo, not only showing a new look, showed a fairly new style in his arsenal.  Judging by his style, Poo probably picked it up during his trip to Edo during the Battle Tower Cup.  Goomba continues to headbutt Poo.  Poo found a blindspot and sweeps Goomba down.  Poo climbs to the second rope and double stomps Goomba.  Poo picks Goomba up on his shoulders and tosses Goomba up which ended in a bone shattering knee.  Poo calls his new move the Go To Poo and it helped Poo to victory.



We now take a closer look at the referees.



Gilbert:  Hi, I am Senior Referee, Gilbert Blaze.  I'm a pretty fair referee.  I call the match right down to the middle.  I try to keep my eyes out for suspicious activity.  If something is suspicious in the ring, I'll call it out and maybe reverse some decisions.  

Chase:  I am Junior Referee, C-Dude Chase.  I do things as I see it.  If anyone question my authority...*loads paintball gun* *click click*  then things will be worse for you.

Crazy Mike:  I am Crazy Mike.  I call things as I see it.  I don't care if the other guy cheated, if I don't see it, its not cheating.  Don't whine and complain about calls because I call it as I see it.  Don't show me replays after the match, its my decision and my decisions are final.

Mr. Jennings is in the ring and has something to say.

Jennings:  What all of you people are about to witness is history in the making.  I, Mr. Jennings, will become the first ever Fourside Regional Champion.  After beating Poo in the final, I will go back to Saturn City, call my associates, and celebrate with the biggest night party ever held.  And Black Cena is not invited.

Little Girl:  I hate you Mr. Jennings!!

Jennings: I HATE YOU TOO!

Mohawk Guy: I love you, Mr. Jennings.

Jennings:  Get a life and a girlfriend.  Anyway, I am the most successful person in the entire FSW locker room and even the EBW as a whole.  What you blokes don't realize, is that I am the true superstar.  Week by week, I will show you that I will have my way.  I have the money, the business, and the...

*music plays and MB Callahan comes out*

Jennings:  Why isn't this more delightful than a Fish and Chips snack at a local nearby pub?  

MB:  Oh shut up!  You are boring these people like there's no tomorrow.  Look at the crowd, they're freakin sleeping!  Yea, such a "successful" way to start off FSW.  Hell, we might not even continue thanks to your boring mouth.

Jennings:  Is that so?  You think you can do any better you internet wannabe.  These little buggers like you because of some non-existent track record of great matches they watched in the internet.  So prove to me why you think you can step into this ring and shut my mouth.  Put your money where your mouth is, if you have any money that is.

MB:  Mm...OK!

Callahan clocks Mr. Jennings with the microphone and the match is underway.  Callahan picks Jennings up and hits a powerslam.  Callahan gets the crowd riled up and gets ready for Jennings in the corner.  Jennings quickly ran out to the ring.  Callahan went after Jennings and chases him around the ring.  Jennings went back in and clubs Callahan's back.  Jennings hits a few knees to Callahan but Callahan pushes Jennings away.  Jennings eats a lariat followed by a Swinging Side Slam.  Callahan motions the end and awaits for Jennings.  Callahan whips off the ropes and hits the Bounce for the victory.



Randy no Kachi teams with Sheik Ahmad to take on "The Subculture" Matt Wilson and Master Bubu.  Randy tries to hit a Kachi Cutter early on Wilson but Wilson pushes Randy away.  Up and down matchup from both sides.  Sheik Ahmad puts Bubu in a sleeper hold but Bubu gets the rope break.  Ahmad tags Randy in and Randy gets himself ready for Bubu.  The Subculture suddenly hits Randy from behind and gave Randy a sitting pumphandle driver called the Counterculture and left the ring.  Bubu regained consciousness and spears Ahmad out of the ring.  Bubu awaist Randy to get up.  Randy got up and Bubu went for the spear.  Randy saw it coming and toss Bubu to the corner followed by a Kachi Cutter for the pin.



Backstage, our interviewer, Truthslayer, is with MB Callahan before his big match.

TS:  Hello all and welcome to this.  I am Truthslayer and I'm with MB Callahan.  Mikey, already in day one, you were criticized for being an internet favorite.  *cough cough* As of now, this is your big chance to prove doubters wrong.  Any thoughts?

MB:  Well, to all the critiques and haters, screw them.  I specifically said that I needed to prove myself and what better place to prove oneself than EBW.  If starting out in the farm league to get to the real big leagues is the way to go, then I'm willing to take the challenge.  I'm here to prove to myself that I can make it.  If becoming champion is the way to do so, then I'll gladly take it.

TS:  This is Truthslayer.  I'm out. Have a good one.  Main event is next. Later.

The finals of the Regional Championship has begun with Poo and MB Callahan colliding.  What Callahan have in size and power, Poo made up for it with his newly deadly kicks.  Callahan caught one of Poo's kicks and threw Poo across the ring.  With General Manager Franky at ringside, Poo went over to talk with his acquaintance-turned-boss.  Callahan grabbed Poo and threw him back into the ring.  Callahan proceeds with a body press but gets two count.  Callahan picks Poo up and Poo kicks Callahan to one knee.  Poo then snaps a huge kick to the face to put Callahan down.  Poo went for the pin but gets a two count.  Poo surprisingly picks Callahan up on his shoulders and attempts the Go To Poo.  Callahan counters the knee and lift Poo up for a huge spinebuster slam.  Callahan is feeling the crowd and gets himself ready for the Bounce.  As Callahan whips off the ropes, Callahan trips and then showed Mr. Jennings at ringside.  As Crazy Mike orders Jennings to leave, Poo low blows Callahan.  Poo picks Callahan up and hits the Go To Poo.  Poo went for the cover but Callahan was too close to the ropes.  Despite that, Crazy Mike still proceeds to count the three and claims he didn't see anything.  Monoxide and Randy no Kachi came out to talk to Crazy Mike to dispute about the call.  Crazy Mike says he didn't see Callahan's foot under the ropes and his decision is final.  Poo wins the match and is the first ever Fourside Regional Champion.  



FSW 1: Inauguration
Fourside Arena

1. Regional Championship Inaugural Battle Royal: Poo, Goomba, MB Callahan, & Mr. Jennings wins the Top Four (8:56) to advance to semi-finals.
2. Monoxide & Toad def. Olly Oliver & Black Cena (5:43) when Monoxide used the Carbon Monoxide Press on Black Cena.
3. Perfect Man def. Rozie (5:32) with the Impeccable Moonsault.
4. Regional Championship Semi-final: Poo def. Goomba (10:23) with the Go To Poo.
5. Regional Championship Semi-final: MB Callahan def. Mr. Jennings (3:43) with the Bounce.  
6. Randy no Kachi & Sheik Ahmad def. Matt Wilson & Master Bubu (9:55) when Randy used the Kachi Cutter on Bubu.  
7. Region Championship Final: Poo def. MB Callahan (14:39) with the Go To Poo to become first ever champion.

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Poo:  So Franky, how did you pull it off?

Franky: Pull what off?

Poo: That crazy referee.  It's obvious that you had something to do with him playing hard ball.

Franky: I honestly do not know what you're talking about.  That referee seems to has some issues to deal with.  Anyway, thanks to him, things couldn't have gone better.

Poo: So he's really that insane?  Wonderful.  It's great to have a title belt around my waist again.  Yet it has to be in this hole of noobies.

Franky:  Except for Mr. Jennings.

Poo:  Except for Mr. Jennings.  So what does the Don Panini want out of this little shindig?

Franky: The sandwich wants new stars for EBW or something.  I don't know.  I guess bankrupt Poochyfud?  I don't know, I was paying attention.  I just needed a place to make some mula.

Poo: Same here.  So what's the agenda for next week's show?

Franky: I overheard Don Panini talking about forcing some EBW guys to look over the show in the crowd for something.  I don't know what it has to do with us but ok.

Poo:  Hmmm...

Franky: So what are you gonna do with that title?  You defending it?

Poo:  Screw this belt, I'm taking a break now that I'm champion.  Let those rookies beat each other's faces in.  I have no time to play around with them.  

Franky: well, you got to be involved somehow.  You're the champion...

*ring ring*

Franky: Yello.  Yea.  Yea.  Yea.  Ok.

Poo:  Who was that?  

Franky: That was the sandwich.  He's watching us right now as we speak.  He's not happy.

Poo:  How in the world??  Huh?  What's this?  Franky...

Franky: What?

Poo: There seems to be a spycam implanted in the title belt.

Franky:  You mean that silver thing?  Hmm...that means you have to take part in the show now.

Poo:  Crap.  Don Panini is smarter than I thought.  

Franky: He does have a rose pinned on his overcoat.  The biggest sign that someone like the sandwich is smart.



FSW.com has posted two introductory videos.  Today's update:  Olly Oliver and Master Bubu.



Olly:  I am Olly Oliver and I'm a mega-lucha.  What that means is that I'm an above average luchadore or not your typical luchadore.  For someone of my size, I am quick and I can fly all around the ring like my smaller opponents do.  My finishing move?  Along with the Front Face Chickenwing, there is one move called the Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff.  What is it?  Lemme show you...hut..ay...ya!...hiya...and there you have it.  A tilt-a-whirl armdrag transitioned into a scissored armbar.  Yea, that's how fast I am yo.



Bubu:  Hello all my Bubuheads, Master Bubu here.  Taking this time to introduce myself.  I am the Rated M Superstar meaning I am the Master superior here.  It also means that I totally reek of awesomeness.  So awesome that I even can laugh at lightning fast speed.  AH!  Ok, that wasn't a laugh, but it's possible, I'm sure of that.  What is a Bubuhead you asked?  Those are my fans that support me of course.  The entire group of my Bubuheads are the BubuNation where all my legion of Bubuheads reside and worship that awesomeness that is me.  Um...is there something funny?

Cameraman: Yea, you call 2 or 3 fans a legion you say?  Now that's funny.

Bubu: SHUT UP!  I AM THE RATED M SUPERSTAR AND I DEMAND RESPECT!

Cameraman:  Hahahahaa...eh, sure thing buddy.