Summers Spa

Trevor Mach was sitting in the therapy whirlpool, sitting his head back and staring up at the ceiling. His baseball bat was within reach. He quickly reached for it when he heard footsteps, but calmed down quickly, as Lady M's joined him in the whirlpool.

Lady M's: Someone's jumpy.

Trevor Mach: A lot of reasons to be these days.

Lady M's: I hear you. Understand completely.

Trevor Mach: Where's Justice?

Lady M's: With my Uncle right now.

Trevor Mach: Good...very good. Gotta keep the little dude out of harm's way.

Lady M's: You this worried about Mav? That kid that slept on our couch?

Trevor Mach: He's...he's a problem, to be sure. He tried to leave me to die in Winters. However, I'm more concerned about Samael....the Man in Black.

Lady M's: ...We haven't spoken much about that.

Trevor Mach: You've been busy with your own thing. Didn't want to worry you.

Lady M's: Yeah, but look at you, acting sullen, deep in thought, and responsible. It's so....not you.

Trevor Mach: I don't like it anymore than you do, but we got to find this guy. We find him, and it's over. Problem is, I think he's hiding in plain sight. He's among the roster. Please, keep your eyes out for anything suspicious.

Lady M's: I'm normally the suspicious one though. *sigh* I guess I could do that for you.

Trevor Mach: Thank you, I-

A rubber duck floated by the two of them.

Lady M's: ....What's that?

Trevor Mach: I uh....I have rubber duck.

Lady M's: ....That's more like it. I was getting worried for a minute.

Summers Beach

The Dan Club sans Benjamin and Vape, were all sitting out on the beach, enjoying the sand and sun.

Hope Mach: I don't know how you manage to lay yours cards out on the beach and not get them covered in sand.

Bashin Dan: It's all about the delicate touch. I have nimble fingers.

Hope Mach: Huh....do you now?

Bashin Dan: *blush* Uh...hehe...I didn't exactly mean it like that.

Gold: She's joking with you Dan.

Hope Mach: Am I?

Gold: ...Oh.

Jammer: Look at the lovebirds, bonding over cards. How about it Gold? Want to shoot some hoops? I got moves for you.

Gold: ...You know....strangely tempting. So maybe?

Jammer: Alright! The Slam Master has his mojo back!

Hope Mach: And you got the Challenge Championship. Can't say I'm HAPPY that you beat up my boyfriend, but he was strangely happy about it, so I can't complain I guess....out loud...internally I'm like "you dick!", but externally, really happy for you.

Jammer: Uh...thanks?

Bashin Dan: I'm happy because Jammer is confident again. He's a great rival, and he proved it. He didn't need help, and he didn't need to cheat. Now, I'm fired up again. I'm going into The Golden with a strong strategy against Cade, and it should do the trick!

Jammer: Yeah, how about that? I beat you for this belt, and I'm still not on the card! You get a prime slot though. I'm not done until Jammer gets the VIP treatment.

Bashin Dan: Well, I have an important match, with that guy, right over there.

Dan pointed over to Cade, who was quickly approaching the group.

Jammer: There's our former "Agent".

Cade: Oh, so you remember now?

Jammer: I never forgot. You said you were too injured to compete, so you tried to be our Agent. Then, you ditched us.

Cade: That's not the official version, is it Dan?

Bashin Dan: Officially, that guy is a hero. He saved us all, even if you don't know it.

Jammer: Really? Well thanks for that, but you're still an asshole.

Cade: So ungrateful. Dan, I want you to know something about me. I know who I am now. Finally, I found myself.

Bashin Dan: That's great!

Cade: Is it? My family name is Yaggis. Did you know that? Full name is George Caden Yaggis. Growing up, I was drawn to Ness, and wanted to learn from him. After that, I wanted to learn from Trevor Mach. Then, I wanted to learn from you, and befriend you. It was all impulse, and now I know why. They didn't think I heard, but how was I not going to question why my father nearly had his brains bashed in.

Bashin Dan: What? What happened? Is your Father alri-

Cade: I was born for something. Call it fate if you want, but I know why I wanted to be so close to the heroes. It was so I could better become a villain. I am Caden Yaggis, and I am your enemy Bashin Dan. I will see you at The Golden.

Bashin Dan: ...Alright...I wasn't expecting that.

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The Jimmy Swift Show

The studio audience started "hooting" as Swift's identical looking cousin hit the stage.

Jimmy Swift: Hey hey, it's your boy Jimmy Swift, back again with a brand new episode of the show, I'm joined by my very famous cousin Swift, who is as you all know, a dominant professional wrestler. Give it up for Swift!

Swift: ....Thanks. I guess. I hate coming on this show you know.

Jimmy Swift: You promised Dad you would remember? Haha! Moving on, I understand in your down time, you've been working on a secret film project, is that right? Could this be the long rumored Bad Dudes IV?

Swift: *sigh* No...no it's not Bad Dudes IV. I'm not saying that's NOT happening, but that's what I was doing.

Jimmy Swift: Well tell the folks at home about this new project, my famous cousin, who gets all the film roles, when I'm totally available.....Haha!

Swift: You...you alright?

Jimmy Swift: Absolutely!

Swift: The movie is called "Party Cabin in Murder Forest", I play the Sheriff, out to stop a psycho killer from taking the lives of camp counselors.

Jimmy Swift: Right, you guys somehow got an ACTUAL killer for the role of the bad guy, am I right?

Swift: Well, I was opposed to it, but Ripper turned out to be very professional on set. In fact, he just kind of stood there, in between takes. Some of the crew went missing, but I have no reason to believe that's related.

Jimmy Swift: So, you filmed this while recovering from your wrestling injuries. Are you all healed up now?

Swift: Better than ever. Against my better judgement I listened to Trevor Mach when he suggested Lukie Yoga. It's....it's life changing dammit.

Jimmy Swift: Well, let's check out a clip! *whispers* Seriously, why do they keep calling you! I look just like you, and I'm a better actor!

Clip from "Party Cabin in Murder Forest"

The killer Ripper was breaking through the cabin door as the Sheriff reloaded his gun.

Sheriff Swift: You damn kids! What does it take to make you not come to Murder Forest! We renamed it to Murder Forest for a reason!

Camp Counselor: What was it before?

Sheriff Swift: Camp No Dead Kids.

Camp Counselor: Wow, that's really on the nose! He's breaking in!

Sheriff Swift: Get behind me! When I shoot him, he's going to fall over. You take the gas and fill the tank on that car. You, throw the bear trap in front of the engine, so he doesn't break the car when I start it. The rest of you, run around and distract him for all I care. Ready go!

-

Jimmy Swift: Wow, that was....that was something.

Swift: What?

Jimmy Swift: Nothing.

Swift: No nothing, I know when you're being a little punk bitch. Spill it.

Jimmy Swift: I just think...it looks like....slasher garbage?

Swift: That's because it is!

Jimmy Swift: And your acting is subpar.

Swift: This is a shit show Jimmy. I'm out of here! You tell Uncle Swift, that I'm done doing him favors and-

*clap clap clap*

A single person clapped overly loud in the crowd.

w00t: Well done Swift. Bravo. Wonderful performance.

Swift: Oh great, it's this dickhead.

w00t: Glad to see you've been using your off time for such "productive work". I wanted you to know something. I'm going to be President of EBW again. It's between me and Orange Man, and I'm told by the media that hates him, and that his poll numbers aren't good, and I trust those biased sources with my life. When this is all over, and you come back to EBW, I'm going to be waiting for you.

Swift: You won't have to wait long. I'm ready to go.

w00t: The Forgotten are done Swift, and I've paid my debt. Now, I'm back to doing what I do best, and that's getting what I want.

Swift: Well if you want ass beating, just keep talking!

Jimmy Swift: Whoa! Hold up! Cut to commercial! Dammit Swift!

BE RIGHT BACK!

Crystal Heaven

Vape and Benjamin were lurking around the Kingdom, poking their heads around every corner, and skedaddling every time they caught someone's attention.

Vape: We need to look over the camera footage of the facility.

Benjamin: How are we going to do that. We're being chased by Nani!

Vape: I know! She knows we're detectives right?!

Nani Angel: I will kill you both.

Benjamin and Vape: AHHHH!!!!

Nani swooped down in front of them, and chased them both into the charred remnants of the hanger. They turned around to find what was left of the surveillance system.

Benjamin: Oh. Oh that's how we do that. Fantastic.

Vape: Guard the door! I'll fire this up, and see what it shows us.

Benjamin: Right. You're better with the talking picture boxes than I am.

Vape: Come on Benji, you've been here for years. They're televi-oh....oh crap.

Benjamin: What?

Vape: Look, the bomber! The footage is right here. It's the Man in Black. He set the charges!

Benjamin: Why would he? I thought he was after something else.

Vape: I don't know. Oh his hat fell of-Oh...we gotta get to Summers.

Benjamin: Why?

Vape: Look!

Benjamin: ....We got to get to Summers.

Summers Beach

Tack Angel was attempting to sun bathe with the wives, but every few seconds he'd start to sizzle and smoke, and the wives would help roll him over.

Tack Angel: This isn't going to work! I'm going to burst into flames!

Amy Angel: Relax, we're on a rotating timer here. We got this.

Tracy Angel: I've wondered for years if we can get you a tan that isn't sprayed on.

Tack Angel: *sniff* You mean, you think I'd look better if I weren't a pale monster?

Tracy Angel: Oh honey....basically yes.

Tack Angel: Oh come on!

Tracy Angel: I'm kidding!

Makoto Angel: It's shame Nani stayed behind to "hunt the intruders". This is really nice.

Faris Angel: I thought you allowed them in to look around.

Tack Angel: Try telling HER that! I'm glad she's there though. She can keep Iroha company, and the kids need a-

Suddenly, a tall black man, who looked a lot like Louis Gossett Jr., but was in no way, shape, or form Louis Gossett Jr., stood above Tack, with an umbrella to cover him.

?: What is going on here Star Prince. Surely, you're aware that you gain your powers by moon light, and that the sun can harm you.

Tack Angel: Huh? Why are you?

?: Who am I? I see, you don't remember me. I guess you wouldn't remember everything, but maybe Queen Makoto would?

Makoto Angel: Hmm? Me? I...uh...you...look familiar?

?: Forgive me, it appears that reincarnation has left you both unaware of who I am, and of your duties.

Tack Angel: Hehe...duties.

?: My name is D'Hai, and I come from another world, and another time, where I was the faithful butler and mentor to the once and future Constellation King.

Tack Angel: ....NAAAAAANI?!?!

Tracy Angel: Is back home remember?

Tack Angel: Never gets old.

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EFL Beach Bums Stadium - Trevor Mach's Locker Room

After the loss to Mav Valentine, the former World Champion spit blood into the sink. He looked in the mirror, and put a rag to his busted lip. Lady M's quickly made her way inside and locked the door behind her.

Lady M's: It looks like you had a rough night.

Trevor Mach: It is what it is. *spits blood* Cocky little punk got the better of me, what can I say? I'd be mad if I weren't proud, which is somehow making me a different kind of mad altogether. Oh well, he beat me on one night, for those titles. Next time around I'll-

*knock knock*

Lady M's: I'm not in here.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, you're hiding right? What was up with earlier? Not wanting to wrestle, and then helping Christina do what you wanted to do? What's with that?

Lady M's: Well, I had my reasons. Something we really need to talk about actually, I-

*knock knock*

Mr. Face: Excuse me? Trevor Mach? It's....it's Mr. Face. We need to talk.

Trevor Mach: Well, I'm just getting swamped aren't I?

Lady M's: You'd better go with Face. This can wait.

Trevor Mach: You sure?

Lady M's: Oh yeah, don't worry about it.

Trevor Mach: Alright then.

Trevor opened the door to see Mr. Face, Apple Kid, Jeff Andonuts, and Fray Tiburon.

Trevor Mach: Oh....you got the whole squad here? You guys...want to come in?

Mr. Face: Actually, we need you to come with us. Dr. Yaggis wishes to speak with you.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I figured that'd be coming sooner or later. You parked back in Summers?

Mr. Face: Eh, you know the rules Mr. Mach.

Trevor Mach: Sack over the head?

Mr. Face: Sack over the head.

Trevor Mach: Can you believe this Padre?

Fray Tiburon: Important matters require discomfort sometimes.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but my jaw already hurts! *sigh* Fine, let's get this over with.

As they all began to walk away, Bashin Dan ran up behind them.

Bashin Dan: Trevor, what's going on here?

Trevor Mach: Dan, is that you? I got a bag on my head! I can't see you.

Bashin Dan: Yeah, I'm here.

Trevor Mach: Turn me so I'm looking at him would ya? Dan, I'm off to a secret black site.

Bashin Dan: Is this about what happened before? The stuff that happened with the Forgotten, and with Cade?

Trevor Mach: Uh...they probably don't want me to say, but yes, it absolutely is.

Mr. Face: *sigh*

Bashin Dan: Can I come with you. If you're going to see who I think you are, then I have some questions of my own.

Trevor Mach: Yeah sure! The more the merrier right?

Mr. Face: ...Bag him.

?

Trevor was familiar with the mobile station by now, and made his way to the all to familiar holding chamber of the entity known as Giygas. This time however, the cell was removed, and in its place were living quarters, and a big table. Dr. Yaggis was seated on one side.

Trevor Mach: So, no more security to keep him in huh?

Apple Kid: Apparently he wanted to stay here right?

Jeff Andonuts: Right. When we procured him from Onett, he asked for protection, but to also be kept away from his wife and two children.

Fray Tiburon: To think, this all started with the dead coming back to life, and it always comes back to this poor soul.

Apple Kid: By the way, how is KYO? Haven't seen him in a while. He still living with you?

Fray Tiburon: He is. He's still shattered, but mending. Time heals all wounds.

Trevor Mach: It heals MOST wounds Padre.

Trevor clutched at his chest scar.

Trevor Mach: Some of it follows us forever. So, am I just going in there by myself?

Mr. Face: Yes.

Trevor Mach: I'm guessing you want me to leave the bat?

Mr. Face: If you wouldn't mind.

Trevor Mach: I do mind actually, but, I'm also very impatient, so whatever. If this turns ugly, I'm blaming you.

Mr. Face: Of course.

Trevor Mach stepped into the room, and flipped a chair around, so he could sit in it backwards. He stared straight at Yaggis.

Trevor Mach: So, I hear you wanted to talk to me? 

Dr. Yaggis: I did. Thank you for getting here as quickly as you did.

Trevor Mach: Right. Right. Get to it.

Dr. Yaggis: First off, I have to ask you a question. I want to know why?

Trevor Mach: Why what?

Dr. Yaggis: Why did you let me live? Killing me would have saved us a lot of trouble.

Trevor Mach: You want to know why I didn't kill you? It's not like I haven't tried. In 1992 I-

Dr. Yaggis: That was me, but not me. I remember now. It's all flooding back. I remember how I feel about you. My rival, and my only friend. Our game has stretched for years. I assumed many forms as the embodiment of evil, but now, I sit before you mortal, well...mostly mortal.

Trevor Mach: "V"?

Dr. Yaggis: Yes. The combination...it lingers. It's not something easily eliminated obviously.

Trevor Mach: Oh obviously. It just took out most of reality, but no big deal right? You tried to join with it, so you could consume all that was left!

Dr. Yaggis: And yet....you let me live. You spared me.

Trevor Mach: Your kids were there man. I'm not a damn monster.

Dr. Yaggis: You're not exactly normal either are you? The other half of the crisis unfolding before us.

Trevor Mach: Guess you could say that. We've both been through a few "changes".

Back outside. Bashin Dan was confused by the conversation.

Bashin Dan: What do they mean that he's not exactly normal?

Fray Tiburon: Trevor Mach has apparently had a touch with the divine. To give him life, he was made into the Celestial Azrael, but chose a mortal life instead of existing within the Sanctum.

Bashin Dan: ...I'm sorry what? Wait no, I kind of get it. I was the Heart of the Cards once. It's probably the same thing.

Fray Tiburon: What?

Bashin Dan: Oh, it's this whole big story about fighting an Otherworld King in an alternate dimension, and then dealing with the consequences in a future of my making, obtaining the Zodiac X-Rare Cards on route to becoming the Heart of the Cards, and creating two of myself so I could remain there and here.

Fray Tiburon: ...Yeah, I'm still lost I'm afraid.

Bashin Dan: Don't worry, I am too. I just roll with it.

Fray Tiburon: Then you and Mach are much more alike than I thought it seems.

Back inside of the room.

Dr. Yaggis: My contact with "Entity V" persisted into my human form, while embodiment of evil was split off and set on its course of an eternal time loop. Samael knows this. He's after me, so he can retrieve that bit of "V" that exists within. With that he would not only obtain his power over Death, but be able to consume the rest of reality. The ultimate act of Death.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I figured as much.

Dr. Yaggis: And you had a chance to stop it, if you had killed me, and again, you didn't.

Trevor Mach: You were kinda begging not to be killed.

Dr. Yaggis: The weakness of humanity. Weakness of mortality. Maybe that....or maybe I just wanted to see my children and my wife one more time. I built a human life. I lived the way George and Maria always wanted me to. I was no longer bound by the madness, and I chose a life of peace. That peace is over. Samael needs to be stopped.

Trevor Mach: I agree. You really could have just told me this over the phone or something. Tell me a name. Who is he inhabiting?

Dr. Yaggis: I can't. He got too close. He's...he's in my head so to speak. That's why I can't even be told where we currently are. He was this close to obtaining everything he wanted. If I reveal the name, all bets are off. By the time you leave this place, he will go on a rampage, and try to find and hurt my family. I know one of them, my son, is out in the open. He'll know if I reveal anything. You need to find out who it is, and soon. Trap him. Defeat him. Send him away or kill him. Whatever you have to do. Because, if he gets to me again, he'll retrieve what he needs, and he'll open the gateway. The gate to Magicant, the realm of imagination where "Entity V" is supposed to be trapped for eternity.

Trevor Mach: There's a war in Heaven you know. I don't know personally, was told second hand, but they're hinging everything on the outcome of this. Death...is not something that can easily killed. I don't know if it can. I chose a mortal life, but he didn't. He IS my antithesis.....I think I'm using that word right. You want to prove to me that you've changed? When the time comes, you and I, are going to have to make a big choice I think. It's the only way I can see going forward. I guess we'll find out then and there if you truly have changed.

Dr. Yaggis: I'll do what I can, for my wife, and my children.

Bashin Dan: Excuse me, I have something to say.

Dr. Yaggis: Bashin Dan?

Trevor Mach: Kid, we're still a little busy.

Bashin Dan: I need answers. I need to know what happened to Cade? My friend, my precious friend, has decided to embrace being a villain, and he said it was after talking with you. What did you say to him.

Dr. Yaggis: *sigh* Oh no....he did did he? Dan, all I told him was the truth about myself.

Bashin Dan: Do you know what kind of son you have sir? He sacrificed himself to save us, but then one day, because of this Samael, he's back, and performing wicked acts that tainted that sacrifice. I didn't want to believe that that was Cade doing it. I wanted to believe that the Man in Black was pulling his strings. Then, the bond was broken, and after talking with you, he decided on his own, that he was going to go down that path. He had the choice to come back, and be with all of us, but instead he's following in your footsteps! Why couldn't you stop him!? You need to talk to him! You need to tell him that this path will only lead to destruction!

Dr. Yaggis: I would if I could, but I would put him in danger Dan. I-I need you, and Dan Club to save my boy. *sniff* I wish that I could, but he's-he's definitely his father's son. When my memories came back, I had a good laugh for a while, thinking about the irony of Ness training my son, and then you Trevor Mach of all people being a mentor to him for a time. I was hoping all of that would have rubbed off on him. My sins will follow me forever it seems.

Bashin Dan: Well, I'm not giving up. I needed you to know that. I'll save Cade, no matter what it takes, or how long I have to fight him. I'll show him the power of friendship, and bring him back to the Dan Club.

Dr. Yaggis: I hope you do. Trevor, whatever I have to do when that time comes, I will do it. Just you wait and see.

Crystal Heaven

The members of the Angel Family, Pirates, Penguins, and Shepard the Butler, all huddled into the cramped jail, as perturbed Darkness Angel paced in his cell.

Darkness Angel: What the hell is this? What's going on here?

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'm just as curious as you are. This place reeks of B.O. Need I remind the Pirates that they need to bathe AT LEAST 2-3 a week! You live in the lake, it shouldn't be that hard!

Pirate Bill: Yarr, don't be lookin' at me sir.

Tack Angel: I'm especially looking at you Bill.

Faris Angel: I borrowed a gift from a friend. Bartz from Earth-14. He came here, with this Crystal.

Tack Angel: Oh cool! I like Crystals. Can I touch it?

Faris Angel: Um...uh..yeah?

Tack Angel: Sweet. Yep, that's a Crystal alright. Thanks!

Faris Angel: This is what we've been looking for. A way to send him back where he belongs.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Darkness Angel: What?

Faris Angel: It has the power to send someone instantly to another world. I MIGHT have sent Bartz home already, so we can just use this until it breaks really.

Amy Angel: You stole it?

Faris Angel: Borrowed! We're friends! He owed me this much! He did attempt to kill Tack while under a spell too so whatever.

Darkness Angel: You're lying. You're making this up to try and scare me right?

Tack Angel: I think she's serious, and I say good riddance.

Darkness Angel: No. No, you can't do that. You can't send me back there. If the wives don't kill me, then General Swift and his rebels will! You can't!

Tack Angel: We can and we will. Right? We can?

Faris Angel: Yes, we can.

Tack Angel: Yeah, that's right!

Shepard: A true King shows patience, understanding, and forgiveness to his enemies. Is this truly the right path?

Tack Angel: .....Absolutely. He's such a dick! Send him Faris!

Faris Angel: Happily.

Makoto Angel: Good bye Darkness Angel. I hope the fate that awaits you, is the one your deserve.

Darkness Angel: NO! NO DON'T DO THIS! NOOOOOOO!

Faris raised the Crystal aloft. The light cracked the Crystal a bit, but it still managed to open the gateway, sending Darkness Angel back to Earth-5 in the year 1992.

Faris Angel: That was close. It almost broke!

Nani Angel: If we were going to send him to his death, we could've just killed him.

Tack Angel: That wouldn't have been the right thing to do Nani. I mean this way....this way someone else does it for us.

Makoto Angel: Right....wait.

Iroha Angel: Can I lie back down now?! It's not easy walking around, carrying all these kids!

Amy Angel: Oh yes of course! Tracy, help me carry her back upstairs.

Tracy Angel: Sure sure.

Tack Angel: Huh...wow...he's finally gone. That's a big thorn in my side removed. Now, if only I could find out what Cadmus is planning next, and if he was the one who attacked our Hanger.

Nani Angel: The one who attacked our Hanger was the Man in Black.

Tack Angel: What?! That's that guy Trevor's looking for. Why would he attack us? Wait, how do you know that?

Nani Angel: The intruders, they found the information, then went looking for you.

Tack Angel: The intruders?

Nani Angel: The knight and the fat slob.

Amy Angel: Vape and Benjamin? They came here to help with the investigation. I didn't really think they'd find something, but I was going to humor them because they were really really cheap. But wait, they came looking for us?

Nani Angel: Indeed. They were going to reveal his identity to you.

Amy Angel: They....never got to us.

Tack Angel: Huh, I hope they're all right.

Highway 4

On the road to Fourside, the Dan Club van was hurtling at a blistering pace, being followed by a black car with blacked out windows.

Vape: Is he still following us?!

Benjamin: He is! He's right behind us!

Vape: I was hoping I lost him! We need to get to Saturn City!

Benjamin: If he catches us, he will attempt to kill us. He can't let his identity get out one would assume.

Vape: And you didn't think to maybe bring a cell phone?!

Benjamin: ....Remember who you're talking to.

Vape: Dammit, you really need to assimilate already!

Backstage

The Angel Family came down the walkway into the backstage area, with the TackForce and Butler Shepard guarding the corridor.

Tack Angel: I could get used to this, but now with them specifically.

Christina Angel: Why?

Tack Angel: It's like....having two Subcultures watching me at all times.

Subculture: I am standing right here.

Tack Angel: I know, and I don't care.

Subculture: ...I...uh...appreciate the honesty. Wait, no I don't!

Simon S: Tack? Amy? What's..uh...what's going on here?

Tack Angel: Oh hey Simon, we were just bringing the whole family to watch Christina defend the Championship tonight.

Tracy Angel: Yeah, and they're putting me in the most difficult position ever. You know they want me to screw you over right?

Christina Angel: It's not an easy choice to make. I don't like it anymore than you do. I don't want the consequences of what Tess is threatening to bring down on the family, but at the same time, I have to be true to myself, and my gut says I beat this bitch again!

Tack Angel: Language!

Christina Angel: I'm grown up Dad!

Tack Angel: Oh right. Little you isn't going to say mean words like that.

Young Christina: Hehe....bitch.

Tack Angel: Oh no!

Amy Angel: That's a bad word honey. Simon, as you can see, we're swamped right now. Think you could help out.

Simon S: Heh, in any way that I can. I actually have a VIP Booth reserved for tonight. I would love if you all joined me in it. We could watch together. I'd love to see my niece perform.

Amy Angel: Thank you brother, I really appreciate it.

Tack Angel: Me too. Simon, we've been through so much together, but I'm really glad we're at this point.

Simon S: Me too. It's all about family right?

Young Christina: Will you play with me Uncle Simon?

Simon S: Huh? Absolutely I will.

Tack Angel: Heh, I'm really glad that time travel brought him back to life.

Amy Angel: What?

Tack Angel: Nothing.

Nani Angel: Makoto, you're looking disturbed.

Makoto Angel: I'm sensing major nega-vibes. It's off the charts.

Simon S: Cadmus and Bellerophon maybe? They're nothing but a pain to you guys right?

Tack Angel: Right. I hope they don't have anything planned tonight.

Simon S: Well just to be safe, let's get going. Tell your security to follow alone.

Eris Angel: This is ridiculous. We don't need them when we have m...

Tack Angel: Are you alright?

Eris Angel: I'm feeling a little dizzy. I'm going to go get some air. You guys go without me.

Somewhere else in the arena, Cadmus was lurking.

Cadmus: Hello? Dark Lord? Where are you? I am here.

The Man in Black: Time is short Cadmus. You and I have one last job together. It's all about to come undone, and I need one last piece of the puzzle.

Cadmus: What do you mean?

The Man in Black: My identity will soon be revealed. Yaggis....I saw through his eyes. Azrael is readying for battle. I need that last piece. Destroying the Hanger was easy, and now the Angel Family is here, traveling together like I had hoped, but plans have accelerated. Darkness Angel is no longer a factor, so to make this happen, it must happen tonight.

Cadmus: Tell me....tell me what must be done, and it will be done.





The show opened with Tommy Dukes, standing in the ring with the NEW EBW Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine.

Tommy Dukes: I'm standing here in the ring, with the new major player of EBW. After years working the indies, making his way from VBW inside of the Twoson Elementary, to winning the EBW Triple Crown World Championship inside of the EFL Beach Bums Stadium, it's been a huge leap to be sure. Now, we hear from the new champ. You beat your mentor for these titles, that has to be fulfilling right?

Mav Valentine: It's just physical proof of what I already knew. I bought in to myself. I believed I could do it, and spit in the face of anyone who said or thought otherwise. You can boo me all you want. Go for it. I was abandoned and left broken, but I managed to pick myself up, and rebuild myself into the man that stands before you, with these belts. I didn't have to cheat. I didn't need help from a Man in Black. A man that opened the door to be sure, but I shoved my foot into that door, and forced it WIDE OPEN! Like I said, Trevor Mach is just a man, and any man can be beaten. I beat him. I beat him clean. You can look to me as the man that toppled the "Bad Dude". I de-fanged the "War Wolf". He didn't think I'd listen to him, but I heard every word he said, and I'm not afraid to admit that. Stupid people think they have all the answers. I used to be that way. My ego was too big to take in the knowledge that I have now. w00t can kiss my ass, because you're looking at the smartest man in wrestling right here as far as I'm concerned.

Tommy Dukes: Well said, and I appreciate the confidence, but what about a potential rematch with Mach? Is that in the cards?

Mav Valentine: I'll take on anyone. Step up to the plate. I don't care who you are, you can get your shot. Let it not be said that I'm not open to stomping through this roster. They'll all come in, thinking it was a fluke I won, and they'll forget about all the wars I went through just to get to EBW. They'll overlook all the scars on my body, and they will get DROPPED! However, I hope Mach does want the rematch. In fact, I dare him to challenge me. Don't run off and go for some other belt Mach. I know you. You're random like that. You'll go off and decide to be Television Champ or hell, maybe you'll decide you want to pad out that resume with the Challenge Championship. I mean, you got the Team Championship Rings, so why not Tag Team Championship gold right? I pushed you off your spot, and I dare you to push back.

The music for Trevor Mach played, as the former 4-Crown King made his way to the ring, sporting the wounds from his match with Mav Valentine.

Trevor Mach: Heh, you've got balls kid, I'll give you that. Congratulations, you beat me. You did it. No excuses, it wasn't my night. You won that match, fair and square. But...here's the thing. It was ONE MATCH. You were great on one night, but can you do it again? Can you do it the next time? What about the next time? It's about KEEPING the belts, and not cracking under the pressure. We're going to find out aren't we?

Mav Valentine: Are you challenging me? You want the rematch? Just say it. Ask me for it.

Trevor Mach: Kid, I respect the hell out of the confidence, but I'm still going to call you kid, because you DO have some more learning ahead of you. Beating Trevor Mach, that's one thing, but you have to kill me to stop me, and I get more UNHINGED everytime! I don't like to lose remember? I don't like to be told I can't have something, or I can't be something. I will be the EBW Triple Crown World Champion again. It's going to happen sooner or later, but I'm not the next one at bat. I'm going to back up a bit, and let someone else step up, because I have business to attend to. When it's settled, then we'll get settled up you and I, IF you are as good as you're saying you are, and you keep those title belts.

Mav Valentine: Are you being a chickenshit right now? You running away? Don't run away! Whatever "business" you think you have, it's bullshit compared to this.

Trevor Mach: I'm hunting for that Man in Black Mav, and I'm going to find him. You wouldn't happen to know who he is would you?

Mav Valentine: No...no I don't...but fine...you know what? Fine! Do what you have to do. I get it. No, I really do. You do that, but then you come back, because when you've settled with him, you settle with me.

Trevor Mach: Gladly kid...gladly. Until then, this ring is yours....for now.

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. EBW Challenge Championship: Jammer(c) beat Dirk Laramie via Pumped up Slam Jam -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Opening match saw the Neon Rookie Cup Winner Dirk Laramie taking the new Challenge Champion to task in a brisk, athletic match. Dirk had the ladies in the crowd on his side, because apparently they have a body hair fetish. Jammer was on the ball though, not literally cause he's not great at basketball. He jumped up to deliver an axe handle that put Laramie on the mat, and then pumped his kicks for the Slam Jam and the pin. A successful title defense.

Tommy Dukes: That's the stuff! Jammer's got game, and he finally remembered.

Nerma: That Dirk Laramie...I got to ship him with someone, but who?

Tommy Dukes: What?!

2. Tag: Grind[o]/Switchback beat Sammy the Simp/Friendzone Fred[x] via Rolling SSP -> Pin
-The next match was supposed to involve the Dan Club taking on The Legion, but Benjamin and Vape never arrived for the match. Instead, Eve Eisen's followers Sammy the Simp and Friendzone Fred came out to try and earn some simp bucks for their idol. Grind and Switchback rolled over this team with little effort. The amazing Rolling SSP from Grind to Fred ended the bout.

Tommy Dukes: What can you say? The result was never in doubt. The "consoomers" simps were no match for the on fire Grind and Switchback. So glad to have them back, even if The Legion keeps hacking my computer. I swear those sites were for research purposes guys!

Nerma: What are you talking about?

Tommy Dukes: Nothing!

Nerma: Riiiiight.

Tommy Dukes: *sigh* I think we both have kinks we need to discuss and figure out.

Nerma: I think you're right.

Tommy Dukes: At least we're not sick freaks like Apple Kid.

Nerma: You can say that again.

Apple Kid: I am sitting RIGHT HERE!

Tommy Dukes: Why? You don't work tonight.

Apple Kid: ....You're right. I don't. Why AM I here?

3. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender: Duvalie beat BeShemoth[x] and Eve via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
-A set up from the very beginning, as Duvalie and Eve double teamed BeShemoth. A showcase of her strength as she managed to counter a double Suplex with a Suplex to both of her opponents. Eventually they wore her down, as Duvalie locked in the read naked, while Eve posed for her simps outside of the ring. The referee stopped the match when BeShemoth passed out.

Nerma: I think that's garbage. Tess knew they would work together. Eve is related to Erica, we know that now. Her last name is Eisen. If she's not an official member of Eisenritter yet, she still serves their interests. BeShemoth continues to excel, but she's getting caught up in the Tess era, which is tumultuous to be sure.

4. Singles: Cade beat Rude via Cadebreaker -> Pin
-A fully confident and angry Cade, took it to the veteran Rude. The new attitude paid off, as he block the Rulebreaker, and busted out his own breaker in the Cadebreaker for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Rude has been happier in The Legion, that much is obvious, but he wasn't ready for this new side of Cade. Look at that anger. He doesn't look like a guy that just won. Here comes Bashin Dan! What's he going to say about his loss at The Golden? I'll shut up so we can find out!

Bashin Dan: Cade, you need to calm down buddy, and we need to talk.

Cade: Nothing to talk about Dan. You lost, and I won. Your villain, your anti-hero, defeated you in Summers in front of all those people. No number of title wins or Battlebowl Rings can ever change that. You lost.

Bashin Dan: This has been a long road since you came back. I decided I wouldn't hold back against you ever again, but even I was caught off guard at how much better you've gotten. You're on another level. You can have all of this, without throwing away our friendship. You'll always be my friend. You want to say you're better than me? Do it. Say it. Prove it. Back it up. We can have as many matches as you want, but please, come back to the Dan Club.

Cade: I don't want to. Even free of the Man in Black, I still don't want to. I want this. I want to follow this path, and embrace who I really am. It's in my blood. MY BLOOD IS BLACK AND TAINTED! My whole life has been a lie! I'm going to live my truth now. I'm going to be the real Cade, and the real Cade is YOUR VILLAIN! We WILL have more fights Dan, and every time I'm going to leave you laying on the mat! Do you hear me?!

Bashin Dan: I hear you, but I don't believe you. I know my friend is still in there, and I won't give up in trying to bring him back. At the same time, I won't back down from any challenge or fight that you bring. In fact, I look forward to it.

Cade: You never were that smart.

5. EBW Television #1 Contender: Firebrand X beat w00t[x] and Generator via Crash Thunder Buster -> Pin
-A free for all of sorts, with three different styles clashing in entertaining fashion. w00t found himself in control, but once again Swift appeared on the outside and chased him right into Firebrand X, who hit the Crash Thunder Buster for the pin, and the #1 Contender spot.

Tommy Dukes: Subculture is looking on, and I can't tell how he's feeling about this one. His long time tag partner, and co-holder of the World Team Championship Rings, is now coming for his Television Championship in a one on one setting very soon. That's going to be a great match for sure. Meanwhile, we have Swift, the most decorated World Champion in EBW history, and his target is solely set on presidential candidate w00t. No time for campaigning when you have a beast at your back.

6. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) beat Erica via DQ -> Title Defense I guess Special Referee: "Miss EBW" Tracy Angel
-Main event time, as Erica came out with the Eisenritter, and a sullen Miss EBW Tracy Angel, for the title rematch against Christina Angel for the Women's World Championship. The entire Angel Family was watching from the VIP Booth, with her younger counterpart in the arms of a smiling Simon S. The pressure was on, but could she beat Erica without Lady M's? A worth main event, as they stepped up their game from The Golden, but Erica kept skirting the line with the rules, and expecting Tracy to give fast counts, or to not notice Christina grabbing the ropes. It wasn't long before Erica threw out the rules, with the Eisenritter getting the in the ring. She demanded that Tracy not call for the bell as they attacked, and reminded her of Tess's warning. Tracy didn't listen, and called for the DQ, grabbing Christina out of the ring and saving her from the attack.

Nerma: Whoa! That's not good! That's not good at all! Tracy has sided with her family, and that's not bad, but damn, Tess and the Eisenritter are going to make her pay for this decision. Who knows what they have in store? We'll see you next ti-

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Hang on! Look in the VIP Box! You have the Angel Family all up there trying to get out. Someone has locked the door! Who could have done it!? What's that? I'm hearing word that Cadmus is responsible. He's got a forklift in front of the door?! What?!

Nerma: Wait a minute look. Look close. Look who is missing.

Tommy Dukes: Huh?

Suddenly, a very tired Benjamin and Vape stumbled onto the stage with mics in hand.

Vape: People! Everyone! "Mystic Vape" Detective Agency is here, and we cracked the case! We know who destroyed the Hanger!
 
Benjamin: It was the Man in Black! More to the point, we know who the Man in Black is! He's-

Suddenly again, the screen came on, with a familiar face holding another familiar face in his arms.

Simon S: Allow me to reintroduce myself. I was Simon S, but that was before, before I died. Then, I became something far more. I am Samael, the embodiment of Death. Azrael, are game is nearing an end. I am revealed, and you know what I want. Yaggis. You bring me Yaggis....and I might just return....my little niece Christina here. She's so sweet....so innocent. I freely admit that I destroyed the Hanger. Why? Why would I target Tack and his family when it wasn't my primary goal? Some grudges persist through death.  I use one to feed the other. Simon's hatred for Tack Angel, will assist Samael's hatred for Azrael. You and I...are the last. We're entering the final act. The War in Heaven will be decided on our next actions. Bring me Yaggis....or...well I won't say what will happen to Christina, but please, use your imagination.

Renegade Arena - Backstage

Lady M's quickly rushed around looking for Trevor with a pipe in hand, when Hope stopped her.

Hope Mach: Whoa! Slow down Mom! What's going on?

Lady M's: I'm looking for Trevor.

Hope Mach: Did he do something wrong?

Lady M's: Huh? No, this isn't for him. I'm keeping an eye out for that shit Stuart.

Hope Mach: You mean Simon?

Lady M's: I call it like it I see it. Stuart is supposedly one of those big bads we talked about.

Hope Mach: I saw the video. To think, the Man in Black was Simo-

Lady M's: Stuart.

Hope Mach: *sigh* Stuart the whole time.

Gold: It's more than that? Apparently Si-Stuart, is Samael, the personification of Death, and Trevor Mach is Azrael, his counterpart. They're fighting over the final pieces of the "Entity V" that nearly consumed us, and lead to Sylvie...going down the path she's taken.

Lady M's: Just how in the hell do you know all of that? Wait, don't tell me.

M's, Hope, and Gold: "I watch the product."

Lady M's: Of course. I bet Trevor went to confront that Yaggis guy. Turns out it's Giygas. See? I know shit too Gold.

Hope Mach: Dan said he was looking for Dad. You think he went with them?

Faris Angel: I could guess that he did. 

Lady M's: What is this? A gathering or something?

Faris Angel: Our van is gone, and Tack can't drive. Someone had to have taken him. Trevor's bike is gone too.

Lady M's: Lucky for all of us, Trevor and I have apps on our phone that help us find each other.

Faris Angel: ...That's incredible foresight.

Lady M's: You see the shit that happens to us all the time?

Faris Angel: Good point.

Eris Angel: Ugh...Faris, I'm going to need you to hold my hair back. I'm going to throw up again.

Faris Angel: I can't Eris, I have to go find Tack.

Eris Angel: Wait, what's wrong with Tack?

Faris Angel: He's going after Stuart.

Eris Angel: What?! No! He can't do that! That's Samael!

Lady M's: Duh! We were JUST talking about that! We all saw the damn video!

Eris Angel: Ugh...I got to save the idiot huh? Let's go.

Shepard: I wish to go too.

Lady M's: This hallway is getting WAY too crowded. Time to fish or cut bait people!

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Trevor stepped into the room, as Mr. Face began to open fire. Mach's eyes glowed as he deflected the bullets with his bat.

Trevor Mach: You going to shoot me Face?

Mr. Face: Stun bullets Mach. Don't come any closer.

Trevor Mach: Normally, my hands shake too much, and I can't aim for shit, but when I feel this power flowing through me. When I become the avatar of the author. I feel downright surgical. You can keep firing all you want, but it's not going to do you any good.

Jeff Andonuts: Trevor wait! Can we talk about this?

Tack Angel: We don't have time to talk Jeff! Dammit, you know better than anyone right? That's how you lost that leg? I might not have been there for it, but I've been dealing with the fallout. This is as serious as it gets. Don't get in our way.

Jeff Andonuts: Of course I know how serious this is. I've been dealing with it longer than you have. Giygas threatened all life on Earth! This being, Death, is threatening all life period. We have to figure out another solution.

Bashin Dan: Doesn't seem like we have time for that fellas. I'm new to the party here, but I can remember, in brief flashes, the tendrils that crashed down and swallowed up whole cities that people don't even remember anymore. I'm sure Mach knows all too well too. That being said, we have to place our play our hand. This evil needs to be stopped. I'm guessing we're using Yaggis as bait, and when Samael gets close, we'll take him down.

Trevor Mach: That's better than my plan. We'll go with that.

Bashin Dan: Wait, what was your plan? I'm backing you up here, give me some confidence that you know what you're doing?

Trevor Mach: Would if I could.

The arguing continued, until the door to Yaggis's holding chamber was suddenly smashed open, and he stepped out gingerly.

Giygas: It's great to be back.

Jeff Andonuts: Yaggis?

Trevor Mach: No, it's Giygas isn't it? That's why I'm charged up, because Giygas is back in the saddle.

Giygas: More or less. We're doing what we have to do. I don't want to die anymore than the rest of you. We can stop this arguing right now. I'm leaving with my good friend Mach there.

Mr. Face: I can't let-

Jeff Andonuts: It's out of our hands now.

Mr. Face: ...You might be dooming us all to oblivion.

Giygas: Maybe, but not know is what makes it so exciting right? Mach, let's go shall we?

Trevor Mach: You're coming with us? Just like that?

Giygas: Just like that.

Trevor Mach: Then let's go.

The group stepped out of the mobile black site, only to be caught off guard by the sounds of moaning, coming from both directions of the sewer pipe.




Tack Angel: I'm guessing that's not what sewers are supposed to be sounding like? I mean, maybe when I'M on the toilet but-

Bashin Dan: Those sound like voices.

Giygas: Uh oh. Looks like he found me. We're connected, and he could see through my eyes. My revival must be powering him too. He's got the dead on his side again.

Trevor Mach: Asshole, he didn't really want us to bring you. He just needed us to give him a location, and to draw Giygas out of Yaggis.

Tack Angel: Then my daughter-

Giygas: The little brat is still kicking I would suspect. He doesn't have what he wants just yet. I'm in high demand today.

Giygas cracked his knuckles and popped his neck.

Giygas: Ugh, this body isn't what I'm used to, but it'll make do. Shall we gentlemen?

Tack Angel: Are we really going to fight alongside this guy?

Bashin Dan: The dead are on the way. Do we really have a choice?

Trevor Mach: Heh, you heard Dan the Man.

The group spread out in the tunnel, as the dead began to crawl or limp towards them in large numbers.

Tack Angel: These aren't Threed zombies.

Giygas: Fresh ones it seems "Star Prince". Hope you don't cry too much over battering them.

Tack Angel: You son of a bitch. I've had it with this!

Tack ran up and kicked the head off one of the zombies, before round house kicking another zombie into a pile, knocking them over.

Tack Angel: That enough for you?!

Giygas: Well alright then.

The group started to pick the zombies off one by one as they approached, but the numbers were starting to get too high. Mach SMASHED one zombie into the roof of the sewer, bringing rocks down onto more of the dead, but they continued to groan and crawl through the rubble. Dan pulled out a sword, and started chopping at the dead himself.

Tack Angel: Where did you get that?

Bashin Dan: Borrowed it from Benji! I feel bad enough not getting to ask first. I'll apologize later.

Tack Angel: Oh, is THAT what I sound like? I get it now. Totally get it.

Giygas stepped forward, and rolled up the sleeves to his lab coat and held his hands in front of him.

Giygas: Let's see what I've got.

With a grin he pushed forward with his hands, sending back dozens of the dead, but upon his second attempt, it didn't work.

Giygas: Huh, I guess I'm not there yet.

Trevor Mach: Well what good are you?

Giygas: Moral support? Go team go? I'll just be sitting back here.

Trevor Mach: Ugh. Getting pissed!

Trevor wound up for another swing, when the zombie suddenly fell to the ground from a bullet. He turned to see Mr. Face and Jeff Andonuts joining in the action.

Mr. Face: Looks like I really don't have a choice here, so let's get you doing what you're going to do already.

Jeff Andonuts: Everyone stand back!

Jeff lit off a big bottle rocket that landed in a big pile of the writhing horde, but nothing happened.

Tack Angel: Well?

Jeff Andonuts: There was supposed to be a ka-boo

The bottle rocket suddenly exploded, taking out the horde, and causing the ceiling to cave in, giving the team an opening to drive out of the sewer.

Jeff Andonuts: Haha! Science!

Tack Angel: Don't ever let me doubt you again.

Jeff Andonuts: You still owe me for crashing my Sky Runner into Titanic Ant.

Tack Angel: You're STILL holding that against me!

Bashin Dan: We need to go!

Trevor Mach: Get in the van Giygas!

Giygas: I can't ride with you?

Trevor Mach: Get in the van!

Giygas: Heh....pity.

Tack Angel: Let's go.

Trevor hopped on his bike, and waved to Face and Andonuts, before leading the van up the makeshift ramp to the city streets, which happened to also be flood with the dead.

Trevor Mach: We got to get them out of the city! Follow me Dan!

Trevor grabbed his bat and started smashing skulls on his way out of the city, but the numbers forced them to keep turning, unable to make a break for an exit to the highway. On the other side of town, Lady M's and her group were suddenly face to face with the dead in the streets, stopping traffic, but ignoring everyone on their way to Giygas.

Lady M's: We're not in Threed right?

Hope Mach: What's going on here? There are so many of them!

Faris Angel: They must be going where we're going.

Lady M's: Makes it easier to track them down, but how do we get there through this sea of bodies? Wait, I have an idea.

Gold: I suddenly have an unsettling feeling.

Lady M's: I think Tess just bought herself a personal helicopter.

Hope Mach: Mom, I know what you're thinking, and I love it.

Shepard: Then I believe our next destination is back upstairs.

As they ran back inside, the other group was cut off in the middle of the city. They had no choice but to leave their vehicles and run inside of a nearby sky scraper. It wasn't long before the dead were breaking down the doors to get inside, so they ran to the top of the building, coming out on the roof top.

Bashin Dan: Not the best strategy. We're trapped up here.

Giygas: I was just thinking that.

Tack Angel: Trevor, you can fly right?

Trevor Mach: Sometimes. Why? I'm not leaving by myself here.

Tack Angel: Take Giygas and go.

Trevor Mach: I don't think so.

Bashin Dan: They're coming for him. If you take him, they'll leave!  They'll follow you.

Trevor Mach: I don't know that for sure, and that means I'm not about to leave you two up here to die.

Giygas: How touching. Besides, I'd rather we not do that. His power....it burns me. I don't like it. It was better when I could crush you like an insect I think.

Tack Angel: Then we fight?

Trevor Mach: That's what Bad Dudes do. You a bad enough dude to fight an army of the dead?

Tack Angel: *sigh* ...If only this were my past life. Wouldn't be a problem.

Trevor Mach: Wait, you want to be the old Star Prince? Come here.

Trevor put his hand on Tack's head and shut his eyes.

Tack Angel: What are you doing?

Trevor Mach: Avatar of the author Tack. I'm the king of the ass pulls right now. You want to be Star Prince. Let's make you a Star Prince.

Suddenly, Tack's eyes shone with bright light, as he reached out, a scythe appeared in his right hand.

Bashin Dan: Whoa!

Giygas: You could just use your power to give me mine back .

Trevor Mach: Not a chance. Tack? How you feelin' bro?

Tack Angel: Doth verily do I feel a change with *cough cough* I mean, I feel weird man...I feel weird.

Trevor Mach: Past life and present life sharing the same time frame. It's temporary, so make it co-

Tack Angel: STAR BLAST DESTROY!

Trevor Mach: WHOA!

Tack took a swing with his scythe, and tore tore threw the dead as they were approaching from behind.

Tack Angel: I-I remember. Oh God, my name WAS Tackleton!

Trevor Mach: Ha! It's working!

Bashin Dan: Guys, they're still coming!

Trevor Mach: Giygas, get back. Guys, let's chop em' down!

Giygas: Didn't know you cared.

Trevor Mach: Shut it!

As they continued to fight off the dead, a helicopter loomed over ahead. It lowered down as close as possible, with Hope throwing open the door.

Hope Mach: Guys! Up here! Can you get us lower?

Faris Angel: Any lower and the propeller wind is going to knock them off!

Lady M's: Point those propellers right at the dead, and push forward.

Faris Angel: I don't know if-

Lady M's: Hit it!

Faris Angel: *sigh* Well alright then. Hang on.

The helicopter tilted forward, and went forward, tearing into the dead, and pushing many off the roof, giving time for the group to jump into the already overfilled helicopter, which made it difficult to take off.

Trevor Mach: Tight fit in here. Eh wife?

Lady M's: Just another day for us huh?

Trevor Mach: You got it.

Tack Angel: D'Hai, is that you?!

Shepard: Prince Tackleton?

Faris Angel: Uh....what's going on with Tack?

Tack Angel: Oh yeah, I'm Tack and Tackleton right now. A man of two minds as it were.

Yaggis: You're not the only one.

Bashin Dan: Dr. Yaggis? Is that you?

Yaggis: I figured I had a moment to catch my breath and let Giygas...uh...recharge as it were.

Trevor Mach: So you're in control?

Yaggis: Yes Trevor. I'm sorry I had to awaken him, but it was needed to get out of there.

Trevor Mach: You're not wrong. Don't worry about it. Guess this answers my question. You're ready for this.

Tack Angel: Ready for what pray tell?

Trevor Mach: Oh, I actually have a plan.

Bashin Dan: I knew it! I could tell you were holding something back.

Trevor Mach: Desperate times call for desperate measures. We got a War in Heaven, and Yaggis and I have a choice to make soon.

Bashin Dan: What choice?

Trevor Mach: Well-

Faris Angel: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Yeah uh...purple haired Tack wife?

Faris Angel: *sigh* Faris.

Trevor Mach: Totally knew that.

Faris Angel: We have someone on the radio calling for you.

Trevor Mach: Is that right? Well, I bet I know who that is. *grabbed radio mic* This is Mach. Hello Samael.

Dusty Dunes Desert

 
Samael, in the body of Simon S. paced back and forth on top of a large cliff overlooking the desert. He smugly paced and held a small child in his arms as he placed the com to his mouth.

Samael: I see you've found your way out of the city. That's fine. We can still make this deal. The fate of everything rests on it after all, including the life of young Christina Angel. They're up there, watching right now. The fighting has ceased, while the celestials observe this all too important moment in history. Bringing Giygas back was awfully risky, but it may have paid off for you, as you are still alive....for now. You want to save the child, you need to come to me. I am in the Dusty Dunes Desert. You'll know where to find me. Please hurry, I have a surprise for you. I can't wait to finally settle this Azrael. Death vs. Death as it were, but only one of us will survive. Let us finish it tonight shall we?

Samael dropped the mic and looked over to see the young Christina playing off in the corner.

Samael: Are we having fun Christina?

Young Christina: Yeah! This is fun Uncle Simon!

Samael: It sure is. I'm glad we were able to get our little friend here to join us too.

Samael held up Justice Mach, practically dangling him off the side of the cliffs.

Samael: I had to encourage someone to let us bring him, but by the time he wakes up, he won't have enough time to think about it too much.

Young Christina: You're silly Uncle Simon.

Samael: I sure am.

Samael soon turned and looked at the other figure nearby.

Samael: Hey kid, stick around a bit longer. You'll get to see your Dad real soon, and if you want to save him, you'll help me out.

Cade: Whatever it takes.

Samael: Glad to hear it.

Samael looked down off the cliff to see more and more of the dead converging on the spot.

Samael: Those who oppose me, shall be damned. Heh.

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