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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling
Apple Kid: The Apple Dude here, with another episode of EBW World. "Apple Dude", that's a fun name right? I'm trying something new. Orange Kid became Tangelo, so I'm like....trying not to be stuck in the past and all? *sigh* I don't know. I don't know where Nerma is either. Her and Tommy are AWOL, but I can't really blame them. This might be the first ENN+ event they've both missed in some time. That's right, I'm talking about Kingdom Come. We have the Semi-Final bouts for the Television Championship Tournament announced, and so we will see Dragon Shiryu take on Subculture, while Mav Valentine will take on Jammer. We can also confirm that Firebrand X and Takumi Inui are both going to be in the Battle Royale to determine the first challenger to the new champ. This show is going to be huge folks, and it's going to be LIVE on ENN+ no ++ needed for this one, but from what I'm told, Chaz Hardcastle is trying....he's trying....and I'm sorry for that.
Saturn Cafe
Jammer and Vape were shooting dirty looks at each other across the table.
Benjamin: You guys...uh...you OK?
Jammer: I'm fine. I'm super fine! I'm the BEST at being fine!
Vape: I'm finer than that!
Lainey Strong: Are they still arguing about that "Handsome Man Contest" they were having?
Jammer: I was going to win!
Vape: No! Me me! I'm the handsome man!
Jammer: Says who? A psychopath that still writes letters on paper?!
Vape: They love me! I would have won too!
Lainey Strong: Why did you cancel the competition on the final round?
Jammer: It's because....the James Sister were two of the judges, and as joke they wanted us to....to....
Vape: "Reveal ourselves" .....down there.
Jammer: In the pants.
Lainey Strong: Oh....hehehe....
Benjamin: Wait what?
Jammer: A dick measuring contest Benji! A LITERAL ONE! I didn't want to embarrass Vape, MY FRIEND, with my giant snake dick!
Lainey Strong: *gasp*
Jammer: Sorry!
Vape: Yeah right! You KNEW that I nailed the dance competition AND the quiz portion.
Jammer: How does a quiz determine who is handsome? I STILL don't get that! You couldn't beat me in the free throw competition!
Vape: Don't act like you were much better. You literally scored one basket to my zero. IN TEN MINUTES! YOU'RE THE BASKETBALL PLAYER!
Jammer: AND THE HANDSOME MAN!
Vape: Then why don't you endorse products like me, and why don't you have a book like me!
Jammer: You know what? I actually do! I was going to wait to reveal this when things were....more calm around here, but I DID write a book. I am a....a book man. Yep, I'm also a book man.
Vape: An author?
Benjamin: I think you mean author.
Jammer: I'm a handsome book man Benji! It's dedicated to all of you, my very best friends. My family, and-
Vape: What the hell? The book is called "Slam Jam: My life in Wrestling, and as witness to the self destruction of Vape"?!
Jammer: Well...you know, I-
Vape: Let me see that! *flips through pages* "Vape doesn't even have a penis, it's just some scar tissue from a giant vagina that was sewn shut?!" "Even IF Vape has a penis, it'd be a tiny green penis, thanks to his radioactive products he shills?!" Dude, my parents are going to read this!
Jammer: Well you know....it's the market man...you got to add SOME trash.
Vape: Grrrr!
Jammer: Speaking of parents, I got this gift basket from my folks! I bet they wanted to wish me luck at Kingdom Come, or congratulate me on being the most handsome book man b-baller, with a girlfriend who tried to trick me into whipping out my junk in a competition. You know, something like that. Oh it even has a card. It says "Dear J-Jammer"...it says Jammer....and not anything else. "Dear Jammer, please tell Vape that we are so proud of him. We think he's very talented. We love all of his products. We love him very much. Please pass that along, as well as give him this wonderful gift basket full of assorted fruits and muffins." ......
Benjamin: .....
Lainey Strong: .....Awkward.
Vape: I'll just....I'll be taking that basket if you don't mind.
Jammer: Yeah....yeah just take it. You sent this didn't you?
Vape: Whaaaat? Nooooo!
Jammer: You son of a bitch! This friendship is over! Good luck being a loooooser! You big, dumb, unhandsome man!
Vape: *sniff* Fine with me! I'm OUT OF HERE!
Jammer: NO! I'M OUT OF HERE!
The two fought to be the first one out of the door.
Lainey Strong: What just happened?
Benjamin: ...*shrugs*
Jammer walked over to a basketball court, where he picked up a basketball, and took a shot, missing horribly. He thought back to a fun one-on-one game he was playing with Vape, and those times he helped him with his elaborate entrances. Both instances he barely ever scored a shot.
Vape sat at home and looked at videos of his television, of the "Dan Club" all having fun together, with Jammer making sure to always make time for Vape. He smiled when he thought of all the times Jammer brought women over to meet Vape, only for them to run in a panic, most of them vomiting before even getting out the door.
Jammer sat at a bench looking at the traffic passing by, as he bounced a basketball. He looked across the street to see a lanky, skinny guy laughing it up with his larger friend, after leaving a screening of "Suicide Squad". The two men took a picture of their confusion in front of the movie poster, before walking off laughing. Jammer thought to himself about the times he saw movies with Vape, while at the same time letting the basketball get away from him. A traffic accident ensued, and Jammer quickly ran off panicking.
Vape looked out of a window, as water poured down outside. As it ran down the window, he thought about a time he and Jammer went to a water park. Vape went down the slide first and got stuck. When Jammer hit him, they both fell out of the side, and barely made it into the water. They laughed as they realized how lucky they were, only for a young child to fall out of the same hole and land directly on Jammer. Vape snapped out of his flashback to see the water was actually from a window washer, who was now wiping the glass, and staring right at him, making him very uncomfortable. He quickly shut the blinds and left his house.
Jammer attempted to strike up a conversation with another balding portly man, but the man just looked at him confused, with a mouth full of pizza. He waved it off and walked away, lowering his head in sadness.
Vape walked up to a bridge, thinking about jumping, but he remembered this was the bridge Amigo attempted to jump from too, and it wouldn't work out. Apparently Amigo forgot though, as he was a few feet away, attempting yet again to jump. Vape texted Mike and walked away, as Amigo jumped and cursed his agile landing.
Jammer and Vape eventually ran into each other on the sidewalk.
Jammer: H-hey.
Vape: Hey.
Jammer and Vape: I'M SORRY!
Jammer: No, I'm sorry!
Vape: Not as sorry as I am. In reality, you're probably the best friend I've got. I mean sure, the "Dan Club" are all friends but....you know.
Jammer: Yeah...I know. I know I can be abrasive, but you've always been able to deal with that.
Vape: And you can deal with my depression, lack of confidence, and constant desire to touch boobs.
Jammer: Hehe...yeah...that's very you isn't it. I wouldn't change a thing.
Vape: Same man....same.
Jammer: I was a douche bro.
Vape: No bro, I was a douche bro.
Jammer: Bro.
Vape: Bro.
The two hugged it out, as onlookers walked widely around them in confusion, and possibly the smell coming from Vape, that Jammer was noseblind to at this point.
Saturn's Cafe
Benjamin and Lainey were talking as Jammer opened the door for Vape, and the two friends sat down at their usual seats.
Lainey Strong: Well, you guys seem to be in a better mood.
Jammer: Yeah, well we learned a lot while we were gone. Absence makes the heart grow fonder right? On the court, you need a wing man, and this guy has always been that.
Vape: And in my quest to get a GF, you need a wing man too, and that's this guy. I really missed him while we were apart, but bros are never truly gone are they?
Jammer: Bro.
Vape: Bro.
Benjamin: ....You guys were gone for less than twenty minutes though.
Lainey Strong: Shhhh....just roll with it.
Benjamin: I guess you're right. It is good to see my comrades smiling again. Still....twenty minutes.
Lainey Strong: I know....you have very very weird friends.
Crystal Heaven
Lily Belle Hopper: Hop hop hop! Your roving buddy reporter found herself invited to THE Crystal Heaven, home of the challenger to the EBW Triple Crown, and the KING of this fine land. It's Tack Angel.
Tack Angel: Thank you for coming. You're the one I trust with the true facts, and not the distorted world views of Nerma and her lackey husband Tommy Dukes.
Lily Belle Hopper: Well that's why I'm here. I've been made the official envoy to Crystal Heaven, by way of negotiations between Tack Angel and Chaz Hardcastle. If a story comes out of this country, I'll be the one to cover it...but I won't cover much else. *wink*
Tack Angel: I wanted you here to address some reports about me before my big fight. I want to air out the greivances, and get them settled, so my mind is focused clearly on Benjamin.
Lily Belle Hopper: You already look more focused than we've ever seen you.
Tack Angel: When you realize what's important and where your goals lies, it becomes easier to see the path ahead. Everybody wanted a clown, but my family, and myself, we need a King, and I am a King, like it or not, it doesn't matter. It is what it is. At Kingdome Come, I'll take a trophy for myself, that will prove I'm the King of Wrestling too.
Lily Belle Hopper: Oooo, your confidence is making my whiskers tingle! People seem to think someone else has influence over you. Want to address that?
Tack Angel: I think I've already made that clear. I'm the one doing the influencing now, and I'm just getting started. I have to take a much much more active role in being the change I want to see in the world.
Lily Belle Hopper: Does that explain the recent actions with Nerma, Tommy, and Fray-
Tack Angel: They had to be taught a lesson. I'm not sorry if you're looking for an apology. They should apologize to me. Bow, and swear fealty. Apologize to my family. Don't doubt us. Don't make fun of us. Don't disrespect us. I WILL do what I have to do. You'd do the same for your family.
Lily Belle Hopper: You are soooo right! Family is so important, and people SHOULD stand up for loved ones. Well it makes me hoppin' mad that you have t even explain yourself like that. You're such a family man, and a newly married man again. How are things going with Rose and Duvalie Angel?
Tack Angel: Very happy to have them in my family. It means a lot to me. They will love me and fight for me, and I will love them and fight for them too.
Lily Belle Hopper: Yeah, but I'm here to get some REAL dirt.
Tack Angel: Yeah, I'll bet you are.
Lily Belle Hopper: The wives keep their lips sealed about your love life, but a few clips have escaped show you to be quite the-
Tack Angel: I'd rather we not get into that. It's my personal business.
Lily Belle Hopper: I see you looking at me in a certain way too.
Tack Angel: I have a passion....for things that I want.
Lily Belle Hopper: You have a way with words. Tell me, are you a "cunning linguist" as well?
Tack Angel: No. Kings don't do that.
The Mach Farm
Trevor spit his drink laughing at that part, as he watched on ENN.
Trevor Mach: What?! Does he really think that?!
Lady M's: Selfish prick. I mean, just admit you don't want to. Don't try to frame it as a noble act.
Trevor Mach: That explains why he refused to eat ass. Sorry Tracy.
Lady M's: Yeah.
Trevor Mach: Well if "Kings" don't do that, then I must be a real lowlife. Haha!
Lady M's: Yeah, me too.
Trevor Mach: Hahaaaaa?! Wait what?
Lady M's: .....You know.
Trevor and M's: ....HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling
Narrator: Amidst the chaos in EBW, the new recruits continued to train, learning the ropes EBW styles, in hopes of claiming the winning prize, a top spot, a title shot, a big contract, and most of all, the title of Ultimate EBW winner, a prestigious accolade that lead to those like Lady M's becoming legends. Honestly, the big contract is probably bigger to me personally. I mean, that's a lot of money. Who am I? Well I'm not Tommy Dukes, I'll tell you that. No one knows where he is, so don't worry about. I'm Narrator guy. That's good enough. It's a very big day at the TUE House, as the first two matches will be taking place, with a reward that has yet to be announced by the way. However, it was also Father's Day, and a certain Father arrived in a limo to see his two daughters....who are technically the same daughter....I'm Narrator guy.
Christina Angel: Dad?
Chrissy Angel: Daddy!
Tack Angel: Hey girls, I missed you so much.
Christina Angel: What are you doing here though? We could have met you somewhere.
Tack Angel: No, it's fine. I know you're busy. Besides, I was on my way to Fourside. It's Father's Day though so-
Chrissy Angel: It is? Dad, I'm sorry I didn't get you anything.
Christina Angel: I guess we lost track of time?
Tack Angel: No, it's fine. I didn't come here to lambast you or anything. I was just with the rest of the family, and it made me miss the two of you, so I thought I'd just stop by to check on you. Your smiling faces are all I need....but Christina....doesn't seem to be smiling.
Christina Angel: ...Something to talk about in private.
Tack Angel: Sure sure. First though, how are things Chrissy? Is Hope doing a great job coaching you?
Chrissy Angel: She is. I was confused at first, but I'm learning a lot more by leaving my comfort zone.
Tack Angel: Yeah, I think that's a lesson we've both learned lately. Well, I'd better have a talk with Christina, but I'll see you again soon all right?
Chrissy Angel: Sure Dad. I love you. Happy Father's Day.
Tack Angel: Thank you my starlight.
As Chrissy walked into the house, she passed by Hope, who was staring at Tack from a distance.
Tack Angel: Heya Hope!
Hope Angel: .....
Christina Angel: She's not happy with you, and neither am I.
Tack Angel: It looks that way.
Christina Angel: What were you doing going to Subculture's Mom's house?
Tack Angel: Oh that.
Christina Angel: Oh that? Dad, you have him worried for his Mom now. He's been staying over there!
Tack Angel: Good. He should spend more time with her. She misses him a lot.
Christina Angel: Not the point.
Tack Angel: I know it isn't. Christina, I wanted to get to know her. That's all it is. You think I'd do something to a sweet lady like that?
Christina Angel: No...no of course not, but it really has him spooked.
Tack Angel: Because people have the wrong idea about me as always.
Christina Angel: You're not doing yourself any favors suddenly going off the deep end and kicking Tommy in the head, spanking Nerma, and marrying even more wome-
Tack Angel: Suddenly? I think anyone noticing could tell this has been a long time coming. You can only badger and bully someone so much, before they do what they have to do, not what they want to do. I didn't ask for any of this. They made me do it.
Christina Angel: You've just become....so mean. It's like, you're a different person, like you're under the influence of something.
Tack Angel: I'm not under the influence of anything. I'm the one influencing EBW now. People think it's weird that I suddenly took control of my life, but imagine losing four years of memories. Four years of your life. Then, you watch them, like they're happening to someone else, and you see what your legacy is when you go down the path you wanted. I wanted to be loved, and have people laugh while also appreciating my in ring ability. I wanted them to respect my family. The choices I made lead to me getting blown up. They lead to me not even noticing that something was wrong with Amy. They lead to me just accepting that you were going to marry Subcultu-
Christina Angel: We've been through this already.
Tack Angel: And I'm not happy that I just accepted it. You're my daughter, and I love you with all my heart. I respect your decisions, even if I think he is the worst one you've ever made.
Christina Angel: He's the best decision I ever made. I'm not a big fan of your decisions either, like marrying Aunt Tali's sister, and Duv-
Tack Angel: She's not your Aunt, and Trevor is not your Uncle. That would imply family, and they are no family of ours. Christina, do you think I'm a selfish King that makes these decisions on my own? I respect my wives too much for that. We all had to agree on these actions. I'm not a tyrant. I'm not. If they said no, then it wouldn't have happened.
Christina Angel: You know they can't say no to you. They refuse.
Tack Angel: Do you really think so badly of me?
Christina Angel: *sigh* No Dad, I love you, but I'm worried about you. I'm worried about all of this.
Tack Angel: I want you, to worry about yourself and Chrissy. Watch your back for those "Skulls & Bones", and live your life to the fullest. You do what you have to do. I'm going to do what I've got to do daughter. No matter what that means. Just remember how much I love you. I have so many kids now, but you...and Chrissy...are the first. I love you all, but that's a special bond. I get the joy of seeing you all grown up, while still being young myself. I can't tell you how much of a joy that's been to me. You'll always be my little starlight. I want you to remember that going forward, because like I said, I'm going to do what I have to do. I didn't want it. I didn't ask for it either. It's just..."destiny" I guess. I love you. Gotta go.
Christina Angel: Dad
Tack Angel: Yeah?
Christina Angel: I love you too. Happy Father's Day.
Tack smiled at his daughter, and turned to Hope, still standing in the yard. His face briefly grew cold before stepping into the limo.
Hope Mach: You see that look he gave me?
Christina Angel: I think he's trying to reconcile the fact that you're a Mach. You know he cares about you though.
Hope Mach: So much so, that he tried to find out if he was my biological father. That's insane!
Christina Angel: Well, us Angel daughters tend to look just like our mothers and you look much more like Tali than Trevor.
Hope Mach: Don't start defending him.
Christina Angel: He IS my Dad.
Hope Mach: You know at one point, when he first married those women, you wouldn't even talk to him. Now, he marries two more, including my Aunt, seemingly out of spite, and you're fine with it?
Christina Angel: I'm just letting him live his life. Try arguing with a King, and see where it gets you.
Hope Mach: A King? You're buying that?
Christina Angel: It is what it is Hope.
Hope Mach: *sigh* I loved your Dad like family, but he's really stepped over the line. Way over the line. Are the two of us going to have problems?
Christina Angel: I don't want that.
Hope Mach: Neither do I. However, I am my father's daughter.
Christina Angel: So am I. How about we cross that bridge if we come to it.
Hope Mach: Right, because I have other goals, like beating your ass in this competition.
Christina Angel: Of course. I'm going to have to burst your bubble on that though. It's not happening.
Hope Mach: Heh. Yeah, we'll see about that. Let's get the group together to make that announcement yeah?
Christina Angel: After you.
Hope Mach: Oh no, I insist. After you.
Christina Angel: Heh.
Point Man: The Point Man will gather the troops! Don't worry! You can always count on the Point Man!
Hope Mach: That guy is just...everywhere. Just like your clown guy....trying to eat a Lakitu again.
Christina Angel: What?! NO! GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE! FLY AWAY LAKITU! FLY!
The group assembled in the living room as Christina and Hope stood before them, with their title belts in tow.
Christina Angel: This is the EBW Women's World Championship.
Hope Mach: Television Championship right here.
Christina Angel: We're both defending these at Kingdom Come. I have a match with....*sigh* my newest Mother-in-Law.
Hope Mach: I have a match against Kimber Blaze. We thought the best way to help you realize just how big time EBW truly is, is for you to experience it yourself. That's why we're going to have the two winning teams of today's matches come with us, to watch Kingdom Come from the VIP booth.
Christina Angel A night of fights for us, but relaxation for you, and the best view in the whole place.
Point Man: The Point Man is looking forward to it.
Isiah Muscle: Don't get your hopes up too much Point Man. You and the killer clown are going to have to watch from that TV over there.
Shrieker: *heavy breathing*
Isiah Muscle: He's got some cloud stuck in his teeth.
Darkness Aoi: ....
Tiger Cat: What?
Darkness Aoi: It's just....interesting. That's all.
Tiger Cat: Always keeping to yourself. That's another reason I don't like you that much.
Darkness Aoi: You've liked me enough to get what you wanted in the past.
Tiger Cat: Oh yeah? Well I WANT to go to the event. I don't care what you want, but I assume you at least want to win.
Darkness Aoi: Winning the competition is what I care about.
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Christina Angel: I definitely get the feeling that Aoi thinks she knows better than myself and Hope. I mean I know in EBW with have an experience edge. We started when we were 16, and we've been at it ever since. You've seen us on television that whole time, but Darkness Aoi went through a similar system in Edo. I'm trying respect that. In fact, I think she might have started around 9-10. She could teach me a lot about Edo's system, but I know more about EBW, and I think she needs to respect that much at least.
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Darkness Aoi: *sigh* This is a waste of time. Do I respect the coaches? I respect the system in place. They lead, and we follow. I learn what I can, if anything, and I apply it. I know what I have to do.
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Christina Angel: Alright ladies...and gentlemen...we don't discriminate here, it's time for the first matches to take place, right here in this ring. This is where it's all going to begin and we'll start with Tiger Cat and Darkness Aoi taking on Wendy Mustang and Chrissy Angel.
Wendy Mustang: Yee-haw! Let's show them how it's done Chrissy!
Chrissy Angel: Yep! Sorry sis, but I'm going to have to beat your team.
Tiger Cat: The ego on this kid!
Darkness Aoi: .....
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1. TUE Women's Tag:
-Darkness Aoi and Wendy Mustang settled into being the legal ones to start. Aoi blocked Mustang into her corner a few times and tagged Tiger Cat, who took her down and covered for two. Rope run and a back elbow by Cat. She put Wendy's head into the corner and tagged. Overhead Neckbreaker by Darkness Aoi lead to a two count. Wendy threw some shots to try to get in it, but Aoi put her down with an elbow for another two. Armbar by Aoi. She yanked Aoi to the mat by her hair. Tag to Cat who covered for another two. Wendy finally staged a comeback with hard shots to both, and took them both down with a double clothesline. She whipped herself back into it with a lasso motion and took Cat to the mat with a Belly to Belly, before finally tagging in Chrissy to work over the Edo duo. Her kicks and striking offense were on point, but in trying to keep up with the ground skills taught by Hope, she fell short, with the more experience Aoi taking over and working over her extremities. Late in the match, Chrissy was on the defense, but managed to get to the ropes on a submission attempt and tagged in Wendy. Aoi tagged in Cat, before smashing her with an elbow and walking away from the ring. A stunned and confused Cat walked right into the Lariat of Wendy Mustang for the pin. Team Mach with the win.[Team Mach]Wendy Mustang[o]/Chrissy Angel beat [Team Angel]Darkness Aoi/Tiger Cat[x] via Lariat -> Pin
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Hope Mach: Alright! Way to Wendy! Very nice Chrissy!
Wendy Mustang: I wrangled a win out of that one!
Chrissy Angel: Yeah! What she said! Something about wranglers! No hard feelings sis.
Christina Angel: You're not the one I'm mad at. What the hell was that all about Aoi! Aoi? Where did she go?
Tiger Cat: That's what I want to know!
Christina Angel: We'll...we'll figure this out later. Right now, I need my guys to come here. Shrieker, that means you too.
Point Man: The Point Man is here to do his duty and serve. You can always count on the Point Man.
Shrieker: *heavy breathing*
Christina Angel: Point Man, you've listened to everything I've said to such detail I'm a little disturbed. Shrieker....I'm just very disturbed by you overall. Clowns are scary enough, but you're like...an evil clown I think? I don't know the metric for how much worse that is, but it's bad, I know that much. Still, you two are what I've got for tonight. I want at least one of my teams to be there for Kingdom Come, so give it all you've got, and win this thing!
Point Man: The Point Man and the evil clown fellow, will accomplish this mission! Let's do this!
Shrieker: ...*nods*
Christina Angel: Great. Just please...get that cloud out of your teeth before you go up there Shrieker.
Point Man: The Point Man believes he was saving it for later.
Christina Angel: *shudders*
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2. TUE Men's Tag:
-Isiah looked to work Point Man’s arm early on, but a front facelock stopped that as the early exchanges drew no clear advantage. After taking some slams, Muscle found a way in with a shoulder tackle, before tags brought in Hino and Shrieker. Hino hit a Back Suplex only to get decked with forearms from Shrieker, who seemingly tried to bite his nose off. A brutal series of scrapes and gouges nearly got the clown DQ'd, but Point Man tagged back in to save the match. Impressive back and forth with Muscle again, but when Hino tagged in, he suddenly seemed less enthused about competing and was lifted up electric chair style for a Croyt's Wrath, here named the Point's Wrath. Point Man with the pin.[Team Angel]Point Man[o]/Shrieker beat [Team Mach]Isiah Muscle/Eiji Hino[x] via Point's Wrath[Croyt's Wrath] -> Pin
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Point Man: Mission accomplished, thanks to the Point Man!
Shrieker: *intense breathing*
Christina Angel: Yeah! Great job team! Shrieker, please don't eat your opponents though!
Hope Mach: What was that Hino?!
Isiah Muscle: That's what I'd like to know. You just cost me my first match! What gives!?
Eiji Hino: It just seemed like they needed it more, and I didn't want to deprive them of something they needed, compared to something I might have wanted. I didn't want to let greed get the better of me.
Isiah Muscle: Huh?
Eiji Hino: Greed can lead to ruin. I'd trust me on this one.
Isiah Muscle: ....Did you know he was like this?
Hope Mach: I don't even know what THIS is. *sigh*
Christina Angel: And so we're 1-1.
Hope Mach: ...You know we should've seen that coming. It was just bound to happen.
Christina Angel: Yeah....yeah.
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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling
Announcer: When the blocks fall from the sky. When the jewels need to be placed in a specific color order, the world will rely on one man, with one purpose, when the ultimate powers collide. EBW Mega Sensation Vape stars in...
Announcer: TETRIS VS COLUMNS: DAWN OF BLOCK STACK!
Office of Arliss Michaels Management
Vape and Jammer burst into the office as Arliss was doing a big line of cocaine on the desk.
Vape: YOU!
Arliss Michaels: Me?
Vape: Did you SEE that trailer?! It looked awful! That poster looks awful!
Jammer: The whole thing looks wack dude! They used comic sans!
Arliss Michaels: Well, they want it to be like a comic movie. This lets the idiots know that it's like that. It's a cinematic universe movie.
Vape: Why didn't we get a Tetris solo movie and a Columns solo movie first? We're just jumping into the crossover?!
Arliss Michaels: How did you not realize that was the movie you were in?
Vape: They have me in front of a green screen all day! When you asked me to make movies, I was hoping for something a little different!
Jammer: Yeah! You're shilling him out for quick bucks in a churned out nightmare!
Arliss Michaels: Oy! Is that really a surprise when you look at me? Vape, this movie is going to make billions, which will make me millions, and you thousands!
Vape: ...Wait.
Arliss Michaels: Then, in the sequel, they will kill you off early, so don't worry about it.
Vape: What? They will? Why?
Arliss Michaels: To replace you of course, with a strong female of color. You should have seen the audition room for that role. Poofy hair and hoop ear rings, because market tests say that lets the audience know we're "hip" and "woke".
Vape: ...Uh-huh.
Arliss Michaels: You'd swear it was for a western video game or something! Haha! Am I right?!
Jammer: I don't know. I only play NBA Jam TE and Barkley Shut up and Ja-
Arliss Michaels: Right. Of course, but the audience we want will love this!
Vape: I might just be a smelly, balding, out of shape fat man, but I think the core audience will fight you on this.
Arliss Michaels: That's when we have the press all at once start harassing the core audience, stating we don't need them anymore. Movie fans aren't the audience anymore. Movie fans are over. We want bloggers. We want the tumblr crowd. The bluer the hair the better. The thicker the stubble on the "ladies" the better. The weaker and subservient the cuck males the better. That's the future of cinema!
Jammer: Well, it sounds like literal hell. Like we both died on the way over here, and we're in super hell, cause normal hell couldn't possibly be that stupid. Come on bro, let's g-
Arliss Michaels: Oh Slam Jam, my man, I almost forgot. They want you in as a secret post credits cameo. You'll be playing Puyo Puyo!
Jammer: I'M IN! WHERE DO I SIGN!?
Vape: ....Oh boy.
Crystal Heaven Embassy
Tack stood in the new embassy, that was built on the site where the Bad Dudes Dojo once stood.
Lily Belle Hopper: Well I'm just hopping with excitement today, as we're at the grand opening of the Crystal Heaven embassy in Saturn City today. It's a wonderful new building, full of information all about the Constellation King and his illustrious family.
Tack Angel: That's right, it covers all of us. I don't want anyone to forget the accomplishments they all bring to the table.
Lily Belle Hopper: I'm told a fire left the project in question?
Tack Angel: It just....slowed things for a week or two. Nothing serious. I have the best building team. That old building...it needed to be torn down, to get rid of the old problems, and make way for new solutions. Come here if you want to know the truth about my Kingdom, or if you want to be a citizen. All you really have to though, is ask....and bow before me.
Lily Belle Hopper: That's generous! Not hard at all really. I'd be happy to get on my knees for you!
Tack Angel: Appreciated, but I have ribbon cutting to get to. Ladies and gentlemen, this isn't just a monument to myself and my family. This is for you, so-
?: See?! I told you!
Tack Angel: Huh?
A dishevled Nerma and Tommy Dukes broke through the crowd.
Nerma: Everything I ever said about you was true! You tricked everyone into thinking you were a nice guy, but you planned to just take everything over!
Tack Angel: *sigh* It appears you haven't learned your lesson Nerma. I am a "nice guy", and I always have been, but you, and people like you made me have to "correct" you. It's not my fault, I didn't ask for it, but you did. What happened was your fault. You're lucky I'm even talkng to yo-
Tommy Dukes: Lucky?! I get headaches EVERYDAY now! Bright lights hurt me. You claim you went easy on me? I'm in so much pain right now you should have just killed me!
Nerma: Honey don't say that!
Tommy Dukes: When my son cries, I want to scream, because it kills my head so much! It makes me angry at him. MY SON! I don't want that!
Tack Angel: You came at me. You made that match. You did everything. I just decided to allow you to make that bad decision, so you could see where it would lead.
Nerma: You disagree with Tack and he kicks you in the head! You humiliated me in that ring! You spanked me!
Tack Angel: Was I supposed to kick you? You both know I don't conduct interviews with either of you. You're not to put my name in your mouths, while you work for EB-
Tommy Dukes: We DON'T work for EBW!
Nerma: Who the hell would want to call anything you do after that?! I've been EBW for years! It's been my life.
Tommy Dukes: Same with me. You know what though? If we have to deal with you....then it's really not worth anymore....so we quit!
Tack Angel: ....Well that works out for everyone then. I wish you both the best of luck, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave....and I'm only asking one time.
Tommy Dukes: You going to set those ladies in skirts on us? Who are they? Uranus and Neptune? Save it. We're leaving.
Nerma: Damn you Tack Angel. I used to look up to you.
Tack Angel: You used to make fun of me. You're not laughing anymore. Good day.
Tack cut the ribbon and went inside. Amy, Iroha, and Faris quickly followed.
Faris Angel: Tack, I think that was-
Tack Angel: NOT what I wanted, but again, I had no choice. I will not apologize for doing what had to be done.
Iroha Angel: I'm proud that you stand firm in your resolute beliefs.
Amy Angel: We'd better keep an eye on them.
Tack Angel: I'm not worried about them. I don't worry about people anymore. I just deal with them. All they had to do was kneel and apologize. They don't have to like me, but they WILL respect me as King.
Iroha Angel: All hail King Tack.
Tack Angel: Thank you Iroha, but you know you can just call me Tack.
Faris Angel: My father was a King too. He was dutiful, and put the needs of his family and Kingdom above all other things. I ..."rebelled" at a young age, but I always respected his resolve, just as I do you.
Amy Angel: Makoto said this was your destiny. We all heard it, and understood it. Some of us might not always agree with every little decision, but we do respect you. You saved me, and loved me, and forgave me. I'm never forgetting that.
Tack Angel: Thank you all. You fill my heart with joy, and remind me that I'm doing the right thing. I'm not playing the clown anymore. I'm-
Tack looked at a monitor, playing the events of his career. His time as John Tack, all the way to recent times with his silly antics, which angered him. He suddenly kicked the monitor over.
Tack Angel: ....I'm not playing the clown anymore. They don't work for EBW anymore. Therefore, if they are seen anywhere NEAR this place, I want them arrested. That goes for Tali and Trevor too. They thought it was cute to burn this place down, but as far as I was concerned, this building, and our bridges....were already burned to ashes. *sigh*
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Makoto Angel: What is he doing?! Tack!? What's gotten into you?!
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Nerma: The kick heard around the world!
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Tack Angel: It's time that the King takes control of his life, and yours. The King has spoken.
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Tack Angel: I kicked him in the head, to make a statement. The biggest statement I could. I didn't wait for some big event. I didn't wait for your perfect moment. I picked MY spot, and I made it very clear, that things aren't going to be the same. Now, I begin the next step in ascension.
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Tommy Dukes: Benjamin has broken through!
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Benjamin: I don't think a lot of people expected me to have the success I've had. I stepped up my game. Everything clicked. I found my reasons to fight, and I accepted EBW as my home. Earth in 2021, is a crazy place. People fighting for the silliest reasons. I don't care what you believe in, or your gender, or your skin color. I will fight for you. I will be a champion for you. You can look up to me, because I'll be drawing my strength from you. We've all been in this together. A "Warrior of Light" can never defeat the evil alone, nor can he overthrow a mad King alone. Together. We do this together.
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Tack Angel: I've given my life to wrestling. I've given my life to a sport and way of life, that mocked me, and now boos me for trying to take control of my life. You don't like my sudden change? You shouldn't have brought it on. I saw where my life was heading, and I snapped! I couldn't live that again. I'll say it all as many times as I have to, for you people to understand. You did this. All of you did this. I will fix it. I will take charge, take control, and make wrestling mean something again. I'll teach that lesson, with words, with actions, with violence....if you make me. In the ring though, violence is a given. It's what we do. We're not going in there to talk this out. I won't try to explain to Benjamin why he must bow to me as a Knight does to a King. I will MAKE him bow! I will MAKE him respect me! ME! Tack Angel! The Constellation King!
Makoto Angel: Welcome to the Fourside Arena, in front of a packed crowd for Kingdom Come, LIVE on ENN+
Apple Kid: And this time, it SHOULD be a premium product, unlike what they're doing to Xcite and Xperience. Wait what? We ARE live? I thought you were practicing! Apple Kid here, and I apparently do this full time now!
Larry Grim: We're happy to have you Apple of Enlightenment! You saved the future in so many timelines, it's hard to count.
Apple Kid: ....Oh yeah? So I'm a great hero?
Larry Grim: Most of the time....not here though.
Apple Kid: .....Oh.
Larry Grim: But we're thrilled you're with us!
Apple Kid: Uh yeah....yeah me too.
Makoto Angel: Tonight, we'll see Tack Angel, my Tacky Star KING challenge Benjamin. King vs. Knight, with the top prize, the EBW Triple Crown World Championship at stake. Benjamin has been a great Champion, but Tack has in the past too. That's not bias, that's just fact. Tonight, we'll see if the new generation can break away once and for all, or if one of the pillars and foundations of EBW will claim the title again. We'll also see Christina Angel defend against Duvalie Angel. It's Angel vs. Angel for the Women's World Championship. A big Angel influence tonight....including me I guess? Just try to ignore that. I just want to do my best and call the action!
Apple Kid: We're going to crown a NEW Television Champion! We just might with the Women's Television Championship too! Razorblade is bringing his weapons and his violence, as Bashin Dan steps into his world for a VBW Championship shot. Erica and Kaie are going to settle the score, but only one of them will remain in EBW. It's a Loser Leaves EBW Match! And of course, we have the Bushido Den, were Ilya Fedorovich will put the Challenge Championship on the line against Trevor Mach.
Larry Grim: We have all of that sure, but we're starting with a big Battle Royale! The winner will get the first shot at the winner of the Television Tournament! Let's head to the ring for that EBW action!
Apple Kid: That's not at catchy as Tommy's "take it to the ring" thing.
Larry Grim: Yeah, but he's not working here anymore so it was like out of respect.
Apple Kid: Gotcha. You're an honorable skeleton....man.
Larry Grim: Thanks?
EBW: Kingdom Come
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN+
1. Television Championship First Contender Battle Royale: Firebrand X vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Takumi Inui vs. Vape vs. Rains vs. Danny Leung vs. Fray Tiburon vs. Javier Leos vs. Picky Minch vs. Big Shark
Winner:
Vape
-Frantic opening to the show, with some of the best in EBW battling to throw each other over the top rope for that first shot at the Television Championship. Rains took out Danny Leung almost immediately, but in his celebration, he ate a big boot from Big Shark and got eliminated himself. Takumi and Firebrand were working together, but a joint effort by Fray Tiburon and Leos sent Firebrand to the outside. Picky Minch, Takumi, and Kinniku Mike made the eliminations of Tiburon, Leos, and Big Shark, before turning on each other. Vape rushed the trio, with Arliss Michaels on the outside, appearing out of nowhere to hold down the top rope, sending all three out of the ring. Vape with the surprise win, but a confused expression as he saw Arliss on the outside.
Apple Kid: Vape wins huh? I guess I shouldn't expect to know how ANYTHING is going to go down tonight!
Larry Grim: Arliss helped him there, but he looks as confused as we are. Still, Vape will challenge the winner of tonight's Tournament first.
2. EBW Women's Television Championship: Hope Mach(c) beat Kimber Blaze via Ankle Lock -> Submission -> Title Defense!
-Hope wasted no time, as she launched Kimber with an overhead Belly to Belly and shotgun corner dropkick for two. Hope got a tilt a whirl side leg sweep followed by a nerve hold body scissors submission. She took Kimber to the mat and trapped her in an Ankle Lock for a lightning fast submission win. Kimber never got out of the gate.
Makoto Angel: WHOA! I didn't see that coming, and neither did Kimber apparently! She looked completely blindsided by that! Hope was looking strong, and I feel like she was motivated by the presence of her TUE team Wendy Mustang and Chrissy Angel. She wanted to show them how it's done! Kimber, spouting more about Eagleland's corruption, can't be thrilled that she lost to the daughter of the woman who trained her. Wow!
3. EBW Television Tournament Semi-Finals: Subculture beat Dragon Shiryu via KO Punch -> Pin
-Subculture took Shiryu down with an arm drag, then nailed him with a dropkick. The two jaw-jacked a bit before Shiryu nailed Subculture with a stiff head butt. Subculture hit a suplex but could only get a one count on the follow up. Subculture continued his barrage by hitting repeated punches, and slaps to the chest of Shiryu. Shiryu caught the final attempt, and nailed Subbie with a forearm across the face. Subculture fought right back by paint brushing Shiryu with a few shots. Shiryu spring boarded off the top rope and landed right onto Subculture, which stunned him a bit. The two continued trading shots. Shiryu went for Subculture’s legs, knocked him to the outside, then flew over the top rope and came crashing down onto him. Back inside, Subbie missed a Hagen suplex, and Shiryu nailed a blockbuster off the top rope for a two count. They both got fired up and traded more shots. In a stunning finish, Shiryu hit his uppercut on Subculture at the same time as Subbie hitting the KO Punch on Shiryu. Shiryu hit the ground first, and the Subster landed on him for the 1-2-3. Subculture won the match and advances to the finals.
Apple Kid: Impressive action there, and a surprise way to win. Shiryu's uppercut ensured that Subculture would hit the ground last. Bet he wasn't expecting that hurting bomb from the "Green Bomber". Subculture will have to come to quickly, because he has one more match tonight. Against who? We're about to find out.
To help promote Vape's upcoming movie "Tetris vs. Columns: Dawn of Block Stack", Jammer came out to a special version of the theme he seemingly changes weekly anyways. Another big display of his inefficiency at b-balling, as he Vape held up a hoop, and Jammer kept missing, even when Vape brought the basket really close. Finally he just grabbed the ball and placed it in the hoop himself. He was dressed in all black, so they pretended that Jammer had magically made the ball do that, even though Vape is impossible not to see.
4. EBW Television Tournament Semi-Finals: Jammer beat Mav Valentine via Slam Jam -> Pin
-A big match up next, as two former World Champions collided in Jammer and Mav Valentine. They bumped fists, but were all business when the bell rang. Collar and elbow. Waistlock by Valentine, reversed. Wristlock escaped. Mav grabbed a headlock, but Jammer escaped with a headscissors and took hold of a headlock of his own. Mav tried to roll up Jammer and got one. Jammer ran the ropes and hit a cross-body for one. Jammer taunted Mav with his not so sick b-ball skills and hit a Sunset flip. Mav dumped him, and hit him with a basement dropkick. Mav grabbed an armlock and backed Jammer into a a corner. He came in with a knee. Jammer went for his enzuigiri over the ropes, but Mav blocked. Jammer came off the second rope and hit Mav with a cross-body. Jammer went high risk with the Slam Jam, but Mav saw it coming, and put his knees up. Jammer actually rolled through and hit a Spinebuster on a surprise Mav. He pumped up his kicks and went up one more time for the Slam Jam, and hit it for the 1-2-3.
Makoto Angel: And Jammer wins! Big shock there, but he doesn't seem to think so. He's trying to remind everyone that he's a former World Champion, but still, Jammer will be moving onto the finals of the Television Tournament. He'll be taking on my sort of kind of maybe-ish step son-in-law? I don't really know how it works anymore, but it should be a great match.
Apple Kid: Your family...is kind of a paradox. That's NOT an insult! Make that clear to Tack! It was simply a scientific observation! *looks to the camera* I'm a scientist....I guess. *shrugs*
5. VBW Championship:
-The next match would not be a technical spectacle by any stretch, as Bashin Dan decided to enter the world of hardcore, challenging Razorblade for his VBW Championship. This stems back to when Razorblade botched up Dan's chances for a Gold Medal at Collision. Dan had been training himself to handle the pain of this environment, and clips showed his previous run ins with Firebrand X, in No Rules matches the prior year, but Razorblade lived and breathed the hardcore lifestyle, giving him the distinct advantage. The wasted no time, and brawled around the ring. Dan was in street clothes, and was quick to grab any weapon he could, to try and level the big brawler. Dan threw a bunch of weapons out of a trash can. He used a barbed wire baseball bat against Razor on the stage. Then, Dan bashed Razor with a kendo stick. He picked up a bat and the stick, Razor threw powder in his eyes. Dan swung wildly, but Razorblade toyed with him. He pulled some barbed wire boards from under the ring, and threw Dan right into them. Dan ended up bleding from the forehead, as he cleared his eyes with a bottle of water, and wrapped some of the barbed wire enbedded in his side onto a chair. He rubbed the barbed wire chair across Razor's midsection, and grabbed the bat to bash it further into him. Dan was holding his own, but a big solid chair shot to his head seemed to knock his lights out. He staggered back into the ring, but tumbled over, as Razorblade went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Dan fought back, smashing his bloody forehead into Razor's and showing a new intensity. A slight darkness from the beacon of light. Razor out of nowhere hit Dan with a fireball, stunning him long enough to hit an Exploder for another pin attempt. 1-2-KICKOUT! Dan refused to quit. Even as Hope ran down out of concern. Razorblade bashed him with the chair again. 1-2-KICKOUT! Dan fought back to his knees, only to take another vicious chair shot. 1-2-KICKOUT! A third and final shot finally kept Bashin Dan down for the 1-2-3. Razorblade with the win, and defense of the VBW Championship.Razorblade<VBW>(c) beat Bashin Dan via Chair Shot -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Apple Kid: Bashin Dan went all out, but Razorblade was just born in this environment. Still, I can't believe Dan took all those shots to stay down. Even Razorblade looks freaked out. I think he was wondering what it was going to take to keep the "Dangerous Player" down. Razor might not have claimed the Triple Crown, but he's still the VBW Champion, and the "One Man War" still has the Level Up title. Somehow, Dan is walking out of the ring on his own, even though Hope wants to help him. He must have a very very hard head. Hold that hard head high Mr. Dan, because you gave it your all.
Larry Grim: Moving on from that, you can see over yonder, the Bushido Den. A cylindrical cage with just a small amount of dodecagonal mat surrounded on each side by cage mesh, with a walkable platform around the top for the referee. The rules are simple here. No escape. No pin fall. This is Submission, KO, or Referee Stoppage. Simple as that. The winner, will walk out with pride, and the EBW Challenge Championship, the symbol of the workhorses. Trevor Mach, the "Bad Man" is trying to break the streak of the "War Kings", and get his revenge on Ilya Fedorovich, but the wild eyed man from Euroland is looking to break the veteran once and for all. Let us make our way...towards the Bushido Den!
Apple Kid: ...I have to ask you something. How do you see? You don't have eyes.
Larry Grim: ...Uh...I'll explain later. I'm being told that Trevor Mach will be coming out to a different theme tonight, as you can see him leaving the locker room with with his "Blood 4 Blood" brothers. Is that really a surprise though. However, he wants to be introduced by a new moniker. "Dark Hero" Trevor Mach.
6. EBW Challenge Championship Bushido Den:
-Ilya and Trevor butted heads, and ground their foreheads into each other as the announcer listed the rules. Ilya mouthed off at Trevor, and got a slap for his troubles. The two wasted no time, going to war at the sound of the bell. No ropes here, so they smashed each other into the mesh cage as much as possible. They battered each other with punches and knees before going to the mat for submission attempts, but by then they were already covered in blood. Back on their feet, they moved to the middle of the den. Trevor hit a forearm, and trapped Ilya in the clinch to deliver knees. Fedorovich escaped with a series of strikes and a battle of strength that Mach won. Mach went for the Knee Trigger, but Ilya rolled out of the way, and delivered kicks to the spine of Mach, to take him to his knees so he could work over his possibly injured neck. A series of head lock submissions had Mach on the mat, but he fought back up and slammed Ilya into the cage to weaken him enough to flip him to the mat. He jumped off the cage to deliver a Knee Trigger to the back of his head. No pins here, giving Ilya time to recover, and the two wild men started going crazy with the strikes and holds. Ilya wanted to cripple Mach by targeting the neck. He went for his corkscrew upper cut, but Mach dodged and threw him into the cage. He took him to the mat and tried for a submissions, with Ilya blocking the Kimura attempt. Mach, full of anger, with a crimson mask, he transitioned into a crossface. Ilya screamed and struggled to escape. He fought to grab the cage, but Trevor dragged him back and applied the crossface again. Ilya had no choice but to tap out, breaking the winning streak of the "War Kings", and giving Trevor Mach the Challenge Championship once again!Trevor Mach beat Ilya Fedorovich(c) via Crossface -> Submission -> NEW EBW Challenge Champion!
Apple Kid: Mach wins! The "War Kings" suffer their first loss in EBW, and Trevor Mach is now a 4x Challenge Champion! What an incredible display. Awesome Bushido Rules action! Hazen, and the rest of the Euroland team look displeased as they carry Ilya out of the ring. Mach is being hoisted up with the title belt in his grasp. That puts "Blood 4 Blood" back in the hunt for more titles. Now, Subculture has a chance to score one more, but that's later tonight. First, we have....an interesting situation ahead of us.
Makoto Angel: Christina will put the Women's World Championship against Duvalie Angel, my new sister wife. We're hoping for good competition, and I hope they can both be proud of their performance when all is said and done. This one isn't easy for me. I wish them both luck. *sigh*
7. EBW Women's World Championship:
-The next bout war for the Women's World Championship, as Christina Angel returns from the TUE House, to put the coveted prize on the line against the newest Angel wife Duvalie Angel. She asked the "Valkyries" to go to the back, and bowed before Christina, showing respect, which put the champ on guard. With Christina's TUE team supposedly watching, in that Point Man was there to support her, but Shrieker was nowhere to be seen, Christina began in commanding fashion, working over Duvalie with the signature kicks, while keeping clear of her deadly chokes and hold. Christina back off, when it seemed that Duvalie was "going easy", but before an argument could break out, the "Skulls & Bones" suddenly hit the scene, attacking both women. Hope, Alison Chains, the James Sisters, and the "Valkyries" ran out to make the save, but the damage was done. No Contest.Christina Angel(c) vs. Duvalie Angel ended in a No Contest
Makoto Angel: They just won't stop! Are Christian and Duvalie all right? I need to go check!
Apple Kid: I was wondering if they were going to show up tonight. I wish they hadn't but they didn't intervene just as it seemed Duvalie was going easy on Christina. Did she intend to throw the match? I mean, her motives have always alluded us, but it seemed that way.
Makoto Angel: I think they're both all right. Christina is giving everyone a thumbs up, as the crowd cheers. I'm really curious as to why they decided to pick a fight now, and not earlier during the Television Championship bout. Hmmm.
Backstage
Lily Belle Hopper: Hop hop! Lily Belle here, with the "Weekend Wrecking Crew", and I'm always happy to see Mike's...."muscles".
Kinniku Mike: Oh yeah? What this do for ya? *flexes strong tits* Uuuuu!!!
Lily Belle Hopper: We know that Magnum PT is off in Mid-South, but we hear that another member of the team has some news?
Sal Paradise: That news is news to me. This is the first I've heard about it. Everything going alright team?
Kinniku Mike: More or less for me. I mean I lost earlier....to Vape....somehow...but my kid is watching, so I got to set a good example. *flexes harder* This isn't a frustration flex.....nope!
Amigo: It's me. I have the announcement to make. In my years in EBW, I've been seen as a "SURGE" prodigy. I've been seen as a "World Warrior". I've been seen as "insane", when I heard my appliances singing to me. I've been labeled a "crazy sandwich enthusiast". All I've ever wanted to be was seen as an incredible wrestler, and an incredible World Champion. Do you even remember that I was a World Champion? The Capcom World Champion. I've never had the Triple Crown....and....I never will. Why? Because I'm retiring, as of now. Goodbye.
Kinniku Mike: Whoa! Wait! What?! Buddy?!
Sal Paradise: Amigo? Uh....cut? Cut? Cut!
8. EBW Television Tournament Finals:
-Subculture and Jammer went back and forth with a chain wrestling sequence to start the match. Jammer looked to take the upperhand with a back suplex, but Subculture held onto a side headlock, with a bunch of solid punches thrown in. Jammer eventually escaped the hold and hit Subculture with a knee shot to the kidney. Jammer applied a hammerlock, which Subculture escaped to hit Jammer with a shotgun dropkick. Subculture applied an armbar and tried to land more shots with the hurting bombs. Subculture transitioned into a hammerlock before taking Jammer to the corner to let loose a flurry of boxer strikes. Jammer fought back with a combo of jumping knee strikes. Jammer hit back-to-back underhook suplexes, followed by a DDT for a two-count. Jammer went for another suplex combo, but Subculture fought him off. Subculture dropped Jammer with a punch to the gut. Subculture sent Jammer into the corner with a big Celtic Whip and punched Jammer in the gut again. Subculture turned his attention to Jammer’s back with a Camel Clutch. Subculture covered Jammer for a two-count. Jammer rallied, and hit a suplex for a nearfall. Jammer went for a DDT but Subculture countered into one of his own. Subculture hit a slingblade, but Jammer blocked an attempted shotgun dropkick with a dropkick of his own to the leg of Subculture. Subculture quickly regained control, locking in an abdominal stretch as Jammer began to bleed from the mouth, made worse but Subculture's punches. Subculture applied a sharpshooter. Jammer managed to make it to the ropes to break the hold. Subculture stomped Jammer. He looked out of it, but started to mount a firey comeback nonetheless after taking a shot to the face. Jammer hit a clothesline and countered an attempted KO Punch from Subculture into a chokehold. Jammer hit a brainbuster for a nearfall, and rolled through into an armbar. However, Subculture was able to block the submission and stuck his boot into Jammer’s face to escape the hold. Jammer made his way to his feet and kicked Subculture in the mid section and hit a Spinebuster. He pumped up his kicks and went to top rope for a Slam Jam attempt. On his way down, Subculture shot up and hit a KO Punch. A stunned Jammer wobbled, but didn't fall down. Subculture nodded in respect, before dropping Jammer with the Counter Culture STO, pinning him for the win, and the Television Championship.Subculture beat Jammer via KO Punch x Counter Culture STO -> Pin -> NEW EBW Television Champion!
Apple Kid: And we have a NEW EBW Television Champion! Subculture is helping up his opponent, and showing his a great deal of respect. It's good to see. Subculture is happy to have the title, but he's asking about Christina, but here she comes to celebrate with him. What a feel good moment despite what happened earlier. That's really great. Congratulations to Subculture, and "Blood 4 Blood" who have another title to add to their pile.
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Erica: The "Eisenritter", would have helped to avoid this problem. I'm not going to defend Tess here. She did this, all on her own, and we're all paying for it, but I would have helped steet the ship. This division needs order. It needs a center. I wanted to be that center. Exploitation was involved sure, but that's life. That's the industry we're in. The whole gambit of emotions. Everything laid bare. You know more things about me than I would like, but that's the way it is. I actually tried to help, but Kaie, you got in my way. You decided that in this new reality we find ourselves in, one without "Eisenritter", you'd rather fight me than stop the bleeding. Well, I guess I'll let you bleed then, when I force you out of EBW. Not something I wanted, but something I'll see through.
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Kaie: I've fought, clawed, and scraped to get by in this division. You might not have always appreciated my work, or my passion, but I fight for me, so it doesn't matter. Erica, I followed you, because I thought you had strength. You had vision. Look where it all lead us. I want you out of here, so I can make things better. I can steer the ship. I'll go on to win titles. I'll have success. The glory that you wanted will be mine, and you'll ALL be better off living in MY shadow then you would be under hers, because I don't WANT exploitation. I don't CARE about "entertainment". I want to FIGHT! Erica, let's FIGHT! Loser Leaves EBW. Farewell Erica.
9. Loser Leaves EBW:
-Hot lock up at the bell, saw Kaie take control, but she seemingly burned out early, stumbling on the outside of the ring. She clutched her ankle, as Erica took advantage, working it over, and trying to submit the warrior. She kept making it to the ropes, but couldn't do much else, as the ankle injury seemed to get the better of her. Erica battered Kaie over, and blasted her to the mat with an Air Raid Crash. 1-2-3. Kaie lost in embarrassing fasion, and is now on the way out of EBW. As Erica celebrated, she looked confused to see a member of the "Skulls & Bones" rolled out from under the ring with a lead pipe. It was revealed that the member had smashed Kaie in the ankle, and nodded to Erica, before walking away.Erica beat Kaie via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
Makoto Angel: What? Why did the "Skulls & Bones" help Erica? Is she with them?! Is Erica "Skulls & Bones"?! This could be really really bad. Kaie is on the way out now, and not how any of us would have envisioned.
Larry Grim: Hold tight Makoto, because we're not done yet. It's time for the big match. The biggest bout for Triple Crown Champion Benjamin, as he takes on the "Constellation King" Tack Angel. This is as big as it gets folks. Let's do this!
Makoto Angel: *sigh* Good luck Tacky Star King. Here he comes.
White feathers began to fall from the ceiling, as a spotlight appeared on the stage. A choir sang off to the side, singing angelicly, as Pirates and Angel wives laid out an ornate blue carpet leading towards the ring. Tack slowly began to arise from the stage, staring up, and holding out his scythe. The crowd erupted into boos as he appeared, but he seemingly ignored it. Smiling and nodding to his subjects and wives, who bowed as he made his way to the ring.
The EBW Triple Crown World Champion came out to a huge reaction. He held the titles aloft, and said they were all for the fans, as the Pirates and Angel wives who were still near ringside turned their backs to him. He jumped into the ring, and fearlessly got into Tack's face. Holding up a handful of the feathers that fell from the ceiling, he quickly tossed them to the side, and reiterated that he had no intention of bowing. The crowd was fired up, at a fever pitch. The Lakitus showed everyone watching in the back as well. This was the match to see.
10. EBW Triple Crown World Championship:
-Main event time, as Benjamin took on Tack Angel, with the biggest prize in wrestling at stake. The bell rang and the fans fired up adding to the big match feel in Fourside Arena. The first five minutes were a slow feeling out period. Benjamin then missed a Spear in the corner. They went at it at a fast pace. Both men went for their finishers and both men went over the top to the floor after Tack attempted the WRIST CLUTCH. Benji got the upper hand on the floor. He hit a running boot that sent Tack over the barricade. Benjamin then got a running start and went for a running splash over the barricade, but Tack caught him with a hard kick. It looked like it connected right to Benji’s shoulder. Tack went to work on the champ, with several elbows to the shoulder, and a kick to the head on the floor. Tack worked over Benjamin’s back, and then cranked on his neck with a chin lock. Benjamin went for the ropes and Tack transitioned into the camel clutch. Benjamin finally fired back and caught Tack with a flap jack and both men were down. The pace picked up and Benjamin caught Tack with an elbow coming off the ropes, followed by a Spear and 2 count on the pin. Tack counterted with a kick and a big DDT, but only got a 2 count as well. Benjamin looked to hit Excalibur later on, but Tack ended up using his momentum to shove him to the floor. Tack ducked a slingshot splash from Benjamin and ran into the ring and hit one of his own! They went back and forth inside the ring. Tack hit a kick to the head, but Benjamin caught him with a snap hurricanrana. Tack rolled to the floor and Benjamin sent him back over the railing with a dropkick to the back of the head. Back in the ring, the two traded strikes, and Tack hit a DDT and kick to the head of the downed Champion for another 2 count. Benjamin ducked another head kick and went for a Hagen, but Tack landed on his feet. Benji blocked another kick, but Tack went for it again right away and connected! He went for a snap hurricanrana, but Benjamin hung onto the ropes. Tack set up for the WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver, but Benjamin backed him into the corner to break the wrist control. They battled up top and Benjamin punched Tack down to the mat. Tack fired back and placed Benjamin over the top turnbuckle. He set up for a dragon suplex off the top, but Benji blocked it. They fought back down to the mat, where Tack hit a series of kick and hit the WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver! 1-2-KICKOUT! Benjamin survived the big move, but barely. Tack then went to the floor and began working over Benji. He went up top and hit a sick dropkick on a downed Benji for a near fall and the fans gasped! Benjamin was holding his ribs after kicking out. Tack demanded that Benjamin kneel, but he stoof up defiantly, and battered him with strikes. He landed his Spear, and set up for the Masamune, but Tack escaped and hit another WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver! 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack seemed a little stunned that Benjamin kicked out yet again. He set up for another one, but Benjamin escaped, hit Tack in the mid-section, and lifted him for the Masamune! Tack grabbed a rope to narrowly escape it, and kicked Benjamin in his already injured ribs. The World Champion ran at Tack for the spear, but Tack kicked him in the head once again. Tack ordered him to kneel, but Benjamin spit on his feet. Tack sighed and lifted Benjamin up for the WRIST CLUTCH Heaven Driver. This time, it kept him down for the 1-2-3. Tack Angel claimed the Triple Crown World Championship.Tack Angel beat Benjamin(c) via Wrist Clutch Heaven Driver -> Pin -> NEW EBW Triple Crown World Champion!
Makoto Angel: YES! HE DID IT! I mean....oh come on, you knew I'd be happy for him!
Apple Kid: Unfortunately for the "Warrior of Light" his time as Triple Crown Champion has come to an end, and the "Constellation King" has taken the crown for himself. That was a grueling contest. Tack exploited Benjamin's injuries, and really emphasized the head kicks. He's not playing around folks, and the proof stands before you in the ring, as he holds aloft his new titles, surrounded by his wives, and a sea of booing fans. Here comes Lainey Strong to help Benjamin out of the ring. Tack is trying to stop her, so Benjamin can kneel, but she's slapping him!
Makoto Angel: Oh no. Don't do that Lainey!
Larry Grim: Tack is just staring at her. An ice cold gaze, as he walks Benjamin to the back. You wouldn't have seen this look or attitude from Tack just a few months ago, but a man driven to the breaking point, can become a different kind of person entirely. A conquerer. A King. Ladies and gentlemen, Tack Angel is your NEW EBW Triple Crown World Champion. Goodnight! We'll see you on Xcite!
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