Announcer: It's time for Flashback, the show that gives you an in depth look at EBW's past! Here is your host EBW Vice President Ryan IQ!!!



Vice President Ryan IQ: Huh?! What? Uh....hi everyone. You'll have to forgive me, as I did not know I was the host of this program until Trevor pushed me out onto the stage just now. So yeah....EBW Flashback....a look back at EBW. Huh...that sounds simple enough I guess. EBW has been around since 2006, with a rich and storied history to look back on. At one point EBW was going head to head with Nintendo! Other times, EBW was locked in combat with space aliens! We even managed to throw in some wrestling from time to time! Viewers that are new to EBW should start at the beginning, to the first show titled "Beware the Gutsy Bat".



Vice President Ryan IQ: The humble beginnings of EBW. Earthbound Wrestling was formed by BH Pirkle, the former mayor of the town of Onett. What we didn't know at the time was that he was using funds obtained from Capcom to create the wrestling promotion. EBW started off very small and very local. Residents from Onett and Twoson were apart of the initial roster, with former Global World Champion Ness serving as the original ace of the company. Notable feuds in the early days included the Sharks taking on the Onett Police Force, and the U.F.O stable feuding with just about anyone on planet Earth.



Vice President Ryan IQ: The main event saw Ness take on Poo for the very first time. A fifteen minute glimpse into what EBW would become. For some reason, Mr. T was the Special Guest Referee. I don't know what they were thinking either. I mean you're running on a very tight budget and you bring in Mr. T?! Fiscally, this makes no sense, but what do I know? I'm just the MONEY MAN! I'm glad we're making better financial decisions these days....like you know....creating our own network. *sigh*

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*A Shadow shows a man with three legs walking to an entrance with 2 belts...*

Announcer: Coming down to the ring...weighing in at 125kg...He is the Eagleland Champion
and the Samoan Sexmachine...KINNIKU MIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!

*Front camera shows Mike walking down the alse as his theme is playing*



The Samoan Slaughterhouse...

Mike: You know, alot of fans wondered that didnt know of my past gimmick, I was recruited by this guy named
Mr. Poochyfud and later on Captain Strong. He saw me in the gym in Edo when I was training for New Edo Pro Wrestling.
I was turned down from All Edo Pro due to not having that charisma as they were being americanized as you can see.
He mentioned while I was busy doing weight training that he wanted to start a new "group" or basically wanted me to
join this promotion...when I thought of EBW...it seemed too...wacky possibly.



Mr. Poochyfud: I'll never forget that day I saw this stocky Samoan guy with deadlocks just lifting weights like
it was nothing, and not only that he can move for a big guy...and also I saw this French guy named Maurice hitting'
the speed bag and figured...I NEED these guys. So that was when Captain Strong thought of the name Samoan
Slaughterhouse.

Captrain Strong: And it was then I wanted to book these two along with Amigo in a three way match. They basically tore the
house down despite a time limit draw. But I think it was after that nite the fans were in treat to possibly the future...
One thing about Mike he never really talked much but eventually as he evolved you can shut him up! *laughs*...

*Footage of EBW; X-Cite was shown of their debut match*



Announcer: There you have it, ]The fans were truly impressed with the newcomers who seemed to show no signs of inexperience. These three came prepared and it showed. After thrity grueling minutes the match ended in a time limit draw. All three fighters stared each other down before shaking hands in a show of respect. Even Kinniku Mike, who fought the whole time like a raging bull managed to extend his hand to the fellow young lions. It was a great way to kick off the new era in EBW, which appears to be heading down a more MMA influenced path....

Mike: Its funny how in that match they were going by a MMA path...

Maurice: MMA in  EBW? Didnt make sense to me as I was just a good shootboxer, Amigo was great at wrestling, but Mike had no MMA
background, he was just an islander with strength...

Amigo: But the shocking part is a guy of that size could soak up information like a sponge. He was eager to learn when he did talk
at the time...I remember during a Maelstrom show that Mike sparred with Mach and busted him up pretty well despite getting caught
with a "Kimura.

Trevor Mach: Getting hit by Mike is like getting hit by Andre, Kobashi, and Big Show...true story. This scar above my eyebrow was from
Mike which later explained his eyebrow gettng pierced. Besides I had to use a kimura to finish him, I couldnt ground and pound with him!!!
MFC wanted to bring in their heavyweight former MFC Heavyweight Champion Jim Sylvia and round 2 he knocked him out CLEAN!!!
I was like...BOOSH!

Starting SURGE with Amigo and Maurice / Feud with SWIFT

*Press conference of VE3*

Captain Strong: THIS...IS SURGE!!!



Mike: At the time EBW was full of groups like Perfect Anarchy, Metal Rush, the Bushido Crusade, and of course Maelstrom...
So when Strong decided to form me Amigo, and Maurice to form after we defeated him in a 6 man, it was too good to be true.
We were getting noticed and the awkward part was was wanting Maurice to match his hairstyle with mine. They thought the idea
was interesting with us being a regular tag team having the same hairstyle.

Maurice: What the fuck was Strong thinking? But later on it grew on...I like it. That and I never had to worry about
paying for it with the people Mike knew...

Mike: Along with getting noticed we had a mini feud with Metal Rush...well the lower half of it. Mainly me feuding with SWIFT
over who was the biggest popular heavyweight. Which results showed who was voted. And I won over SWIFT...

*footage from EBW Awards*
Kinniku Mike: ....I'm not much for words....I prefer getting my message across by kicking someone's ass in a wrestling ring...sooo...thank you for this I guess.

Swift: Boo....get that bitch off the stage!

Kinniku Mike: Who the hell was that?!

Swift: Oh you know exactly who it is Mike. It's the guy you stole your entire gimmick from. That award should be going to the baddest motherf***er on the roster, not his cheap carbon copy!

Kinniku Mike: You can kiss my as Swift. You want to prove something to me? You get up here now and prove it!


Swift: I figured it was the old with the new and I wanted to give this young guy a run for his money. If anyone was going to bring out this
son of a bitchs full potential it was going to be me!

Sal Paradise: The promos were so funny to me as both were not the biggest talkers but it did help raise ticket sales.
To me it was an overlooked feud due to the both being minorities...there I said it. But I remember those two beating
the daylights out of each other. Brass knuckles matches, street fight matches, first blood, omg...im surprised EBN didnt talk us off
the network with those two...to sum it up if EBW had a deathmatch division these two would be your main guys to watch.

Heel Turn with Captain Strong / Feud with Mach

Mike: Not too long after Bolshoi and Bakayaro joined SURGE Maurice left to start Perfection and Amigo was beginning to get bookingmore
than me as well as going to New Edo to do a title defense. It felt like I was in the back burner as I was really putting in effort in the feud
with Swift so I felt like this was a slap in the nuts.


*Footage of the SURGE DOJO breakup*
Captain Strong: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: Wha!? Oh I'm sorry....were you saying something sir?

Captain Strong: Mike! That's it! I'm done! You had the potential to be the next big brawler in EBW! You had wins over Swift, and you were looking to break into the main event picture! Then you got sloppy....then you got lazy....now all you do is sit around and envy someone else for what they have and lust over someone that you want! JEEZ! I saw so much in the three of you! Mike....you and Maurice let me down! Why is it that Amigo was the only one who excelled in SURGE? Is it because he has the charisma of a dry sponge?!

Amigo: Hey?

Kinniku Mike: You know what?! I don't need this! I want the good life damnit! I want what's coming to me and I'm tired of sitting around here playing the waiting game! I AM ready for the main event! I AM ready to take what belongs to me!

Captain Strong: GOOD! FINE! Get out! You're no longer wanted here Mike!

Kinniku Mike: .....Fine....I'm gone.
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Bolshoi: A shame to let that handosme Samoan leave that group...I mean what did he saw in a woman like M's...

Mike: So out of anything what could be a way to get back in the picture. A feud with Mach over the lovely Lady M's.

Lady M's: As much as a sexist pig I thought Mike was, this brought ratings, and it gave me a eventual reason to bash him with a sledgehammer.

Trevor Mach: Personally I was all for defending my title against Mike, it was a fresh new challenger.



Mike: Funny part was after that feud I remember alot of the promos being compared to Super Mario video games. Me and Trev mentioned how
much fans we were of Super Mario that what some fans didnt know after that feud and I was a heel with Captain Strong joining the bangwagon
we ended up becoming friends.

Trevor Mach: We grew an awkward friendship...you figure a guy who finally was coming out of his shell I grew to like.
And him being able to challenge me at Breakthrough helped him in terms of wheather or not Kinniku Mike was going to
hang in the next level. He didnt hold back in that match and neither did I. I thought at one point I was knocked out from a
rushing elbow to my head before doing his release Dragon Suplex which for the record if anyone has been put in that move they
know once locked on, youre just going to have to embrace that bump...



Mike: Anyways after the title feud I was sent to FSW for more enhancement. That was another low as I was a tag champion
I was also involved in the most ridiculous storylines as well.

Randy no Kachi: Ill never forget Mike posing as me, he looked like a giant version of me. The promos that were cut with his group attacking him
were hilarious because they thought he was me...but what the hell im not that big, im Randy no Kachi damnit. But one accomplishment was being
able to score a flash win over Mike as he was getting cocky.

Mike: I was NOT cocky in that match, Randy got lucky....lets be real.

Captain Strong: Hey I needed a puppet, Mike at that time was too bigheaded so why not?

Mike: It was not too long that I grew tired and left Strong's group after being attacked by all members which
funny the person who made the save was none of than Trevor Mach...Later on I had a rematch but it never happened due
to the sledgehammer bump and thats when the first stage of the seeds planting to Kinniku Mike "Samoan Sexmachine"
was starting...



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Merchandise / Hairstyle: Dreadlocks / Joining the Unbreakables


Mike: After breaking away from Captain Strong, I was freelance for a while. I was on the EBW video game as a hidden character
along with Amigo and Maurice to be unlocked and then participating in other matches like the tournament to crown the first
Television Champion at the Crisis ppv...to be honest even during that storyline being a heel still it sure did feel awkward being
still bald and without the dreads...



Moz: I actually went against Mike in our first singles match against each other in the first round and it seemed like he was
back to his original self. At one point I tried going for my finisher and he swung me easily into his finisher and I remember being
knocked out from it. Mike is a stiff guy when the moment is right. But I also think his target was still on Captain Strong.

Mike: So much energy after that breakup to where I was once again in the background until...*makes whistle noise*, the storyline
with Mach to start the Unbreakables and reign terror in EBW. The funny part is when joining the Unbreakables we came out in motorcycles,
so I had to take week long classes to learn how to use one...

*footage from EBW Xperiement*

Kinniku Mike: .....Can I help you? and Swift? and Larmore? and w00t?! Am I about to be mugged or something?

Trevor Mach: No.

Kinniku Mike: Cause I'm not going down without a fight! I know I'm looking pretty fly, but you CAN'T HAVE MY SWAG!

Trevor Mach: No man, I came here to recruit you. You finally stood up for yourself and you're showing the potential a lot of us saw in you.

Kinniku Mike: Why are you trying to sound "mentory"? I tried to steal your Lady remember?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I can't blame you....she's awesome. Besides, you ate enough knees...you're forgiven. You've got my respect man. A few months and I were fighting like motherf***ers hitting each other in the face as hard as they could! FIGHTING LIKE MEN!

Kinniku Mike: Your point?

Trevor Mach: Imagine if we joined forces buddy.

Kinniku Mike: HA! So you NEED ME! Well I don't know if I'll help unless you BEG!

Trevor Mach: I don't need you Mike...I don't need anybody, but if we're going to do this....might as well do it as a team. If you want to sit here, twiddle your thumbs, and wait for the cop to beat your ass again...be my guest.

Kinniku Mike: Hey! Trevor? I'm in man! I'll join you! Trevor wait up!


Mike: While being a member I was tagging with Swift, and finally was able to get my hands on PRevention and the leader Captain Strong...

Swift: That showed how much Strong was a chickenshit motherfuck.....that s the right phrase that was used and I came up with
that referring to Woot when he stole my ramen noodles...I remember the ending to that match as Strong pushed Pokey Minch
into getting Release Dragon Suplexed by Mike. That man rolled hard from the impact from that move.


Mike: Finally during the Heat Wave ppv I was able to get my hands on Captain Strong and with help from M's to get the
distraction of Alissa Flash away that helped. BTW is Alissa Flash single? Anyways, it was finally a relief to close that chapter in
EBW and finally move on...

Alissa Flash: Who is Kinniku Mike again?


Mike: It was also during that time frame two things happened, one I was able to get my dreads back, and two...I was able to get my dreads back thanks
to a time machine...to be honest they looked different than before. I liked em better thats for sure.

Kinniku Mike: Cha-ching!

Jeff Andonuts: Uh...Chicken Man? Have you always been here?

Chicken Man: Yeah....ever since I got rehired a couple weeks ago.

Jeff Andonuts: Oh....well alright then. Nice hair by the way Mike.

Kinniku Mike: What are you talking about?

Jeff Andonuts: Nothing! Well....I guess the changes aren't SO bad.


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Television & Global Champion / Sonoko Kato

Mike: After Renegade Nation and the giant leap Trevor did on the opponents, we were really getting over but Trevor wanted to break
the group up after the E-1, Im like ARE YOU KIDDING BRO?

Trevor Mach: I got bored haha. The Unbreakables were fun but everyone was in the serious mode with E-1, Danny had a feud with
Troy, Swift and Amigo were doing their own thing, Woot was doing bets with Mike andkept losing and well we all managed to still kick
some ass in the process!



Mike: The E-1 Climax was a special moment that year due to the only guys from the Unbreakables to make it to the top
four were me and Trevor. I defeated Akinan in the block to secure a spot debuting a top rope splash which is steriotypical for Samoan
wrestlers. Because of this win it put me in the Semi-Finals against Mach...

Trevor Mach: It was once again like Breakthrough, it was a tst to see how far Mike can push himself win or lose...
For the simple fact that Akinan was no easy win and I was a bit mroe pumped so even an exhausted Mike if you remember
seeing the show is just as dangerous as a fresh Mike.

*showing the faceoff*

Announcer: These two men no strangers to each other, you can feel the intensity of this ring with a butchers knife!

Mike: And I remember getting hit real hard by a Macha Ye and him going for the Shing Trevorplex but I blocked it to the overhead belly
to belly and then a Dragon Suplex Hold which was rare in that match but he kicked out and caught me with a Shining Black
that knocked the wind out of me.

*shows footage of Mike shaking hands with Trevor after the match*

Announcer: Give Mike credit where due but Trevor Mach's super run in the E-1 will now lead him on one more Unbreakable collision.
This time he will take on the wrestler he has adopted as a protege....Danny Leung. Everything will be on the line as these two battle for E-1 Glory!


Mike: So after the E-1 was the New Years show, Maurice was the Television Champion and they did a fan poll before the show of
who his opponents was going to be and it was me that won a match on X-cite for it.


*shows match from LAst Clash*

Announcer: -The first match of the night saw Kinniku Mike get the Television Title Shot that he had earned on X-cite.
He and Maurice grew up in the wrestling business along with Amigo, who had come out with Mike to make sure that he got the
fair match that Amigo could not. Mike, sporting the skinhead look again ready for war and possibly singles gold in this match against the
French Fist...

Mike: It was in that match where I had to use my finisher twice just to down the man because he was swinging in that match.
His fists reminded me of Ronnie Garvin and Mike Tyson...

Maurice: Haha, I remember that match and having my fists heavily taped just to hit real hard on Mike and the 2nd half
of the match he went from absorbing them to not feeling them and thats where his power came in...Mike had me laid out
like a Edo woman in heat. But it was a good match to end the new year, you could say our match was alot better than the main.

Tack Angel: The match was good but to say it was better than the main...I have to beg to differ on the new generations
behalf...


Mike: Not even a week after winning I had my first defense and Ive decided to bring a new finisher. I was going against another
hard hitter in Little Mac and he went for a swing and I gave him a sidekick to the stomach and whipped out a variation of the
Japanese Ocean Queen Bee Bomb similar to Manami Toyota and called it the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. For those who dont know,
im a fan of Sonoko Kato...and her...well....her butt! How could you not? I shoulve married that woman...



Amigo: I remember in the Dojo, Mike having a poster of Sonoko Kato on his wall...that man is odd.
Even the poor rookies on TUE had to learn pickup lines he used on Sonoko.

Mike Ishijima: For the record, they worked too!

Trevor Mach: Yea I do remember one time seeing Sonoko in person dropping off Mike when Amigo
was injured too if Im correct...that chocolate bear is a real Samoan sexmachine

Mike: Not even after that match with Mac, Amigo came out and challenged me to a Unification match on the next ppv. New Year Rising 2011
was the show and as you saw the card it was basically a SURGE reunion in the worse way. Amigo was the Royal Crown champ, I had the TV title
and Maurice was the special ref. Being a member of Greed of course he was going to play dirty unfortunately. When Maurice refused I
took matters into his own hands, clocked Maurice hard and knocked him out. After giving Amigo the B.O.S.B. I made Maurice count the pin himself.
And I was declared the winner.


Amigo: Its was once again showcasing us since the days of debuting with our styles that were hybrided. We really did mesh well in styles in our
match with the moves we were pulling off.

Anwin: That was possibly a match of the year candidate that was unfortunatelly overlooked in my eyes...

Trevor Mach: I have to agree on the the simple fact we had Rufus who was basically like the Jim Herd of EBW who was busy overlooking
the guys as it was more built on trying to make Maurice popular.

Mike: Eventually we had a rematch on the TUE finale and I still won and unfortanely Maurice wanted one more shot at the belt
so it was a three way match with this time Little Mac as the ref and unfortunately I lost both titles to Amigo in which I had no shame in
having happen as long as it wasnt from Greed...

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Announcer: IT'S TIME FOR EBW ROOKIE COURT! When the youngsters of EBW get out of hand it's time to lay down some justice! Only one man can put them in their place, and that place is ROOKIE COURT!

Swift: Hmmm....it's quiet today....too quiet. No rookie shenanigans....yet. Upstart little bitches can't control themselves though so I know that's only a matter of time until...wait...what is this?! OH HELL NO!



Swift: YOU!

Fighter Daron: Oh hi there! My name is Fighter Daron. I think we've met before!

Swift: >:C

Fighter Daron: I think you...accidentally pushed me out the window.

Swift: Wasn't no accident. >:C

Fighter Daron: Oh...well I just wanted you to know that I am fully recovered and ready to join the roster!

Swift: Oh you think you can just DECIDE when you get to join EBW?!

Fighter Daron: But President Mach said-

Swift: TREVOR AIN'T IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYMORE NOW IS HE?! You want some respect rookie?! You better fess up!

Fighter Daron: To what?

Swift: You know what you did!

Fighter Daron: I am so confused right now.

Swift: Hrm. Come with me!

Fighter Daron: Oh crap!



Fighter Daron: Huh? Where am I?

Swift: This is Rookie Court! If you're not going to fess up to the crime, then we'll just have to decide the punishment anyways!

Fighter Daron: This...uh...doesn't seem fair actually.

Swift: You damn rookie don't get fair! You get Triscuit crackers and a glass of water ONCE A WEEK! You don't get to waltz into the Veterans Locker Room, take a drink of a Whoop Ass Soda, and then set the can on the table......WITHOUT A DAMN COASTER! >:C

Fighter Daron: I uh...I didn't do that.

Swift: LIAR! All the veterans know manners around here. Even the Greed sons of bitches lift their pinkies when sipping their drinks. They know to use a coaster! That just leaves YOU!

Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Pst w00t, it was actually me.

w00t: Hilarious.

Swift: We now present the judges for today's case. Sparkle GM Tali Mach. She's the bosses wife, so don't get any ideas! Next, we have w00t and Genera.....you guys....look kind of different.

Generator: What do you mean?

Swift: I'm just looking at you and w00t...something seems different.

w00t: Maybe you're just looking at a different angle.

Swift: .....Yeah....maybe.... >:C

Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Swift, I've got a thing to do in like 5 minutes, so can we get a move on.

Swift: Right. The charge is being a rude ass rookie. How do you plead?

Fighter Daron: NOT GUILTY!

Swift: Bullshit! Judges make your decision.

Fighter Daron: Don't I get a chance to defend myself?

Swift: HA.....no >:C

w00t: Guilty.

Generator: Guilty.

Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Guilty.

Swift: >:C

Fighter Daron: *gulp*



President Trevor Mach: *sigh* Rookie Court?

Fighter Daron: Hmmmph.

President Trevor Mach: Of course.



Nerma: Breaking News! It seems that President Mach is finally ready to reveal the big card for Xcite's launch on The EBW Network! Along with a big upgrade to overall production, President Mach has promised a big card full of surprises. The opening bout will feature a big return to the Infinity Division. We'll see Hotlanta and Generator square off in a Veterans Showdown. Kinniku Mike will put the Eagleland strap on the line against former champion Hashim Al-Singh. Swift will shift his focus to Greed, as he takes on two members of New Money in a Handicap Match. Tack Angel will lead five of EBW's best, including a mystery partner as they take on Global World Champion Jamie OD, EBW Turncoat Ness, and the rest of the Greed stable in a huge 12-Man Tag. The main event will be one for the record books, as Sal Paradise will take on the man that attacked him on the last Xperience of the ENN era. The man that physically fired the first shot in the oncoming war with Capcom. Sal Paradise will go toe to toe with Dante.

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega/Shadow/Randy no Kachi vs. Anwin/Bolshoi/?
2. Infinity Division Veterans Showdown: Hotlanta vs. Generator
3. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Hashim Al-Singh
4. Handicap Match: Swift vs. Ra/Pretty Tony
5. 12-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Amigo/Maurice/w00t/Chu Chu/? vs. Jamie OD/Ness/Little Mac/Troy/Retro Hippie/Noah Jennings
6. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Dante(Capcom)

Nerma: Welcome back! It's time for the post show wrap up! Pretty crazy show tonight wouldn't you say?

Mike O: CRAZY EXCITING! IN THE EXTREME EBW ARENA, IT'S ALL ABOUT CHAOS, WAR, AND GUTZ!

Hater: Nyah, Capcom tried to pull a dirty trick, but it looks like Sal Paradise saw it coming a mile away.

Nerma: Well who really thought that Capcom would play this fair? I mean they are running Capcom vs. at the same time. They would love to be able to embarrass us at the same time. By the way, Ryu once again squashed the Box Art Mega Man in a rematch tonight. It's like they wanted to troll us and not take us seriously. We put on the much better show.

Hater: Hey...you notice that Nerdler was back as a referee? It's been awhile since he was suspended for that bribe he took. Hope he's on good behavior these days.

Nerma: I heard that Trevor made his smash his copy of MvC3. I think it's a fair deal. MvC3 was a terrible game after all. Can't believe they make you pay full price for what should have been free DLC!

Hater: Hey, I like that game! Nyah!

Nerma: You would!

Hater: Capcom still knows how to make a fighting game.

Nerma: Right, it's everything else they've forgotten to do. Resident Evil 4 garnered goodwill with the fans, so what did they do? They ruined it with Resident Evil 5! I rest my case!

Hater: Nyah.

Mike O: .....LET'S TAKE IT TO MO! MO!

Nerma: No Mike O, we're wrapping things up. Mo already left the building. Well folks, that's the post game wrap up show. It was a crazy night, but EBW showed that it can hang with Capcom I think. Hope you enjoyed the show, and make sure you stick around for a replay of the Kinniku Mike Documentary. We're showing it free on The EBW Network, but remember he also has another video out.....one that we CAN'T show on the network. Buy that one too......GOODNIGHT!

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Announcer: The EBW Network brings you another big EBW News Update!



Nerma: Hello there, it's time again for another EBW News Update! With all the big changes going on in EBW, and the conflict with Capcom, it's easy to forget that a big pay per view is just around the corner. New Year Rising 2012, the first big show of the year, will take place at the Twoson Fairgrounds, and feature a big Global World Championship match. Jamie OD has become Public Enemy #1 in EBW, but more then that he's become the Global World Championship. This will be his first pay per view with the big belt, so we asked him, as well as his opponents to join us for a quick interview. Sal, Amigo, thank you for joining us. Now where.....where is Jamie OD.

Jamie OD: Right up here Nerma. Love the introduction, but you forgot a couple of facts. Like the fact that I have the President's coveted mask. The fact that I sided with Capcom just for the hell of it. The fact that I can beat Sal Paradise in my SLEEP! The fact that Amigo is a non issue for me. Just watch me blow past these losers at New Year Rising. I think afterwards I might just appear on the Capcom vs. show and set this belt on fire....just cause I feel like it.

Nerma: Strong words from the champ. Sal, how do you feel about it?

Sal Paradise: I think it's disrespectful to the belt and the company to talk trash like that. Jamie's need for attention is getting out of hand, and I'm going to make him pay for it.

Nerma: Amigo?

Amigo: ....I've already said what I've had to say. I'll make the rest of my point in the ring at New Year Rising.

Nerma: Well there you have it.



Hater: Nyah! Now we're joined by Eagleland Champion, Tri-Force Champion, and all around fan favorite Kinniku Mike. We're also joined by a man that used to hold those belts, and is anything BUT a fan favorite Noah Jennings. These two men have inked a contract for New Year Rising 2012. An Eagleland Championship match, and a match that may tilt the balance in the constant feud between SURGE Generation and Greed. Mike, what do you have to-

Noah Jennings: Pardon Miss, but you seem to forget who you're talking to. I am Noah Jennings, I always go first thank you very much. This loud mouth, perverted, peon has gotten on my nerves and stood in the way of New Money's rise to the top. He and the rest of SURGE Generation seem to think that they have hurt us by taking the belts....a minor set back. Our stock hasn't fallen and we're not going anywhere. I will make sure that the Eagleland Championship is back around my waist at New Year Rising.

Kinniku Mike: HA! Now who you think YOU'RE talking to? I'm the Samoan Sexmachine....but I'm also the man that's going to be whooping your ass at NYR! I know my way around a woman, but I also know my way around that ring A LOT better than you! You have shown me nothing to suggest that you can hang with me one-on-one. That means you'll be looking for some help from outside. I wouldn't count on that working out for you either.

Noah Jennings: I'm a betting man Micheal, and I wouldn't hedge my bets on you. The odds are against you, and your stock is about to plummet.

Hater: Kinniku Mike and Noah Jennings will go toe to toe at New Year Rising 2012.



Nerma: Finally, we're joined by Tack Angel and Swift. They have a message or two I believe, so have at it boys.

Tack Angel: Thank you Nerma. Things are very hectic in EBW right now, and it's important to know who your friends are, and who your enemies are. Swift and I have been through a lot, but we can both agree on something very important, and that is-

Swift: THOSE DAMN ROOKIES HAVE GOT TO BE IN THEIR PLACE! >:C

Tack Angel: Well I wouldn't go THAT fa-

Swift: DAMMIT TACK THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR JERB! >:C

Tack Angel: I have no idea what a "jerb" is Swift, but I know that CERTAIN rookies do need to be taught a lesson.

Swift: Oh sure, just LET the rookies into the veterans locker room! Let them use our vending machine, our high definition 3D television, our whirlpool spa, our vast comic book collection, our Sonic the Hedgehog room.

Tack Angel: Now I wouldn't say.....wait...we have a Sonic the Hedgehog room?!

Swift: NO! Pissed you off thinking they might be in there messing with it though didn't it! They should just be happy to get their Triscuit crackers dammit! >:C

Tack Angel: Swift, I agree that New Money needs to be brought down a peg or two. That's why we're teaming up on Xperience. The former Tag Team Champions are reuniting for the greater good. On XP we take on New Money, at New Year Rising-

Swift: Those Capcom sons of bitches can grow some balls and bring Balrog and Vega into my hunting ground! >:C

Tack Angel: That's right Capcom. We're challenging you to a fight. Bring your guys to fight us. No tricks, no traps, no setups. You've messed with us professionally....you've messed with me personally. I'm a calm and rational human being, but you've taken this way too far. Bring your guys to the ring at New Year Rising, and we'll be happy to send em back with lumps and bruises.

Swift: And Triscuit crackers....cause they get to dress in the rookie locker room. >:C

EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Onisuiken vs. Noah Jennings
2. Infinity Division 3-Way: Randy no Kachi vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Bolshoi
3. Infinity Division Tag Team: Hotlanta/Generator vs. Mike Ishijima/Blue Lighting
4. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Swift vs. Pretty Tony/Ra
5. 12-Man Elimination Tag: Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice/w00t/Chu Chu/Anwin vs. Jamie OD/Noah Jennings/Little Mac/Troy/Retro Hippie/Camilo Ortega
6. No Rules Singles: Ness vs. Sal Paradise

EBW: New Year Rising 2012
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender 6-Way: Hotlanta vs. Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Shadow vs. Mike Ishijima
2. Global World Championship #1 Contender 6-Way: Maurice vs. Little Mac vs. Ness vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Noah Jennings vs. w00t
3. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Noah Jennings
4. Tag Team Championship: Troy(c)(c)/Retro Hippie vs. w00t/Chu Chu
5. Infinity Division Championship Ladder Match: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Anwin
6. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Swift vs. Balrog[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom]
7. Global World Championship: Jamie OD(c) vs. Amigo vs. Sal Paradise

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Good evening, peasants, and welcome to Sports Core. I am your host, the current Infinity Division Champion, and hence the best champion in all EBW, Camilo Ortega. Now before I start, I would like to let you know what sort of sports I am going to cover. All those so called ‘sports’, which are worshiped by what you call ‘rednecks’ or ‘white trashes’, such as Baseball or Eagleland Football are NOT going to be covered, maybe I will cover Basketball but not your average player who is accused for sexual harrasment. The purpose of this show is to give you the favour of your shallow lives by introducing to you to a series of sports that probably you don’t know and thouse you like will be focused on spotsmanship. Now, with our first report.

Yesterday the Eagleland National Rugby Union Team, the Hawks, collided against the All Darks, the national team from Nova Oceanland, in a Test Match which is a kind of friendly match with no title nor qualification on the line but still it helps to settle the World Rankings. As usual, the All Darks performed their traditional warcry/dance, the Haka, prior the beginning of the match. Although the first minutes, the action was well-balanced, after an attempt of Try from the Hawks the All Darks scored the first seven points of the match. The first try was a devastating blow for the Hawks of Eagleland as their defensive lines had no chances against the overwhelmng offensive game of the All Darks.

Eagleland’s Captain: Well, this was actually our first time facing the All Darks and after our first attempt of going for a try, they crushed our wings and fullback first and then all of our lines. We are definitively not happy nor proud with this performance but we promise we’ll improve in time

Nova Oceanland’s Captain: The first minutes we found a very tough opposition from Eagleland, especially in the scrums. But we came up with a good plan when they went for a try. (...) We are confident we will have a good World Cup next year, we face the Sakuras of Edo next week and we hope it will be a good match as well.

In a personal opinion, it doesn’t surprise me at all that Eagleland had no chance against the All Darks. I mean, the Hawks are struggling enough with having an unprofessional league and the poor coverage that BOTH Sports jounralism and sponsors do in here. Not to mention that you, yes you peasants, find more fun in a sport which is only played here and called a World Series and it’s not as tough as Rugby. I mean, after the match the All Darks still act like true gentlemen shaking hands with their rivals and help them to get up after those brutal tackles. Do you see that in what you call Football? No need for an answer, it was a rhetorical question.

After the break, we go with the Old Lands Football Champions League... and I mean “real” Football.

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Alright, peasants. We are back in Sports Core to cover the highlights of the OLFA Champions League. You may wonder what is this Champions League, I mean you are used to have national leagues that you later call ‘World Series’ so you don’t actually face international teams that prove you are not the best in the world. The Champions League is a tournament in which the best teams from each country in the Old Lands compete eachother to determine the best in the continent, the first round is in groups while the final rounds are settled in a round robin tournament. Did you get it? Did-you-understand? OK.

At the Newabbey Stadium in Briton Island, Motherchester United received the Nordic champions, Blomkvist FC in one of the crucial matches for Goup H. The Briton Champions from last seasons resolved Blomkvist’s defensive strategy by free and corner kicks to win the match 3-0. The Iberic runner ups from last year, Atlético Flamengo went to the San Angelo Stadium to face AC Emilia, the result was a tie in which the local team was leading the score 2-0; unfortunately for them, the Iberic team was able to tie thanks to the great display of abilites of their forward, the Carioca Marco. The other big result was the surprising victory of Medvedev 05 over Bayern Schwartz in Teutonland 0-4 in a great display of athleticism and team work from the Big East champions.

Next week we shall cover the Copa Libertad in the South Condor Lands. I hope this segment helps you to understand why Football is the most popular sport in the world. I mean, there is barely trash talking and the crowds and crews provide a unique enviromment which you don’t see in your so beloved sports. Even I encourage you to support not only your Rugby Team but also your Football, or... *sighs* ‘soccer’, teams.

In our final segment we will cover the upcoming Edo World Judo Championships.

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Now with our last segment. Before I go further in the world of Martial Arts and Contact Sports I have to say this: I don’t like the way you support them. Boxing, Kickboxing, MMA, all you do is to encourage the athletes to be a buch of trash talkers with a bigger mouth than their skills. This WON’T happen in the EBW Network, nor in Sports Core. Sportsmanship, respect, this is what you will see in combat sports HERE. Now, where was I? Oh yes. In a few months Edo and their cities of Okawa, Futonryu and Kisakura will host a new edition of the World Judo Championships. Edo will fight to retain their individual and team titles while Eagleland, Carioterra and South Hanmin, the other big favourites, are also preparing to take the titles.

The Okawa Budokan, the place in which the best Judokas in Edo are rewarded in the All Edo Championships, will be the venue of the first day of the World Championships. Apart from a big ceremony, the World Judo Federation is eager to know the progress of Judo worldwide as this year more countries from the Old Lands and Origoca qualified to the tournament, Tsuguru Aoki, the WJF President, says the inclusion of new countries should bring more competition and more excitement to the tournament

Aoki: After the last Olympics in Saturn City, we were very excited with the surprising results as not only Edo and South Hanmin were the only teams to win Gold Medals. We hope this tournament will be as surprising as the last Olympic games.

Edo’s Captain. Shiryu Itagaki, has been training hard as he was one of the few gold medalists of his country. Not only he has to prove his skills but also lead his team into victory.

Itagaki: Most of our mates were very discouraged after Saturn City, but I think that this proves Judo is spreading worldwide and also is the chance for our country to show we are the strongest Judokas in the world.

In Eagleland, the National team is also preparing under the watch of coach Ryan Armstrong, the legendary Welterweight Gold Medalist and its captain, John ‘Hiptoss’ Green.

Green: We are very eager to compete in this World Cup after finding ourselves as big favourites to win the Teams Championship and also I can retain my title as Middleweight Champion. Kim Soon Pak, the Hamnin Captain has also stated he’s eager to fight me after we collided in the Olympics’ semifinals last year and I’m honoured to answer the challenge.

Armstrong: We have to be both confident of our individual and collective abilities but also concerned that Edo wants to regain their ‘supremacy’ in Judo. But the harder the battle, the more happy I am of being Eagleland’s coach.

And that’s it for today. In our next edition, we shall cover both Old Lands and Eagleland’s Basketball Leagues and the posibility of an International Cup between both champions of this season’s edition. The return of KB Alpha World Grand Prix and the Football Copa Libertad. Until next week. Oh... and Anwin *waves the Infinity Title* keep dreaming mate. I am the EBW Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega.

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Jamie OD: My name...is Jamie OD. I'm the Global World Champion of EBW. I'm the best wrestler in the world, and I'm the center of all the attention. They call me Public Enemy #1, but what they really need to call me is a hero. I am saving this company from the mundane and boring Amigo. The not quite as good as me Sal Paradise. The shell of a man Trevor Mach. I'm seeing where the company is going and I don't like it. That's why guys like me and Ness here are helping Capcom take over. That little bit of chaos that will ignite and excite in the dying days of this company. You know what they say, it's better to burn out than to fade away. That's why I came out here tonight. That's why Ness is out here tonight. We're here to let you know that the time is up, and the short life of the EBW Network is over. I'm taking this title to Capcom once I celebrate my win at New Year Rising. I'll have the VIP seat for the end of EBW.

Ness: Capcom knows how to treat its legends, well....legends that understand that the times have to change. I'm more than willing to adapt to their ideals to protect my job, my very livelihood that people like Trevor Mach want to take away! I'm far from ready from retirement. I have so much more to deliver, and I'll show that to you all when you tune into Capcom Vs. on ENN, cause that's going to be the only game in town once Capcom is done. New Year Rising, is the beginning of the end.

Sal Paradise: I beg to differ. I think New Year Rising will be my finest hour. That will be the day I take that title back and make sure it stays in EBW where it belongs.

Amigo: As much as I admire your determination Sal, I will be the one doing that very thing. The wrestling machine Amigo will be the next Global World Champion, and anyone from Capcom can try to dispute that with me. I'll happily make them nap or tap.

President Trevor Mach: Jamie OD, you've got this whole chaos schtick all wrong. You think you're being edgy and original, but all you're doing is selling out.

Jamie OD: This coming from Mister Establishment Trevor Mach.

President Trevor Mach: I may have responsibility now, but don't you dare underestimate me Jamie OD. Don't you dare underestimate the chaos I caused in that ring, and the chaos I can still cause you!

Jamie OD: Blah blah blah, you won't touch me because you're the President, and there are rules. I'm not afraid of you, so stop blabbering on and let's get this show going. I need to make an example out of Amigo tonight, and Ness is going to soften up Sal Paradise for me.

President Trevor Mach: ......



The last stop before the New Year Rising Pay Per View had arrived, and EBW was looking to make a statement to Capcom, as the big names would battle the Capcom Sympathizers. Tack Angel and Swift would team up again for the first time in ages against Greed on the way to a showdown with the Shadowloo Duo Vega and Balrog. Amigo would lead a team against Jamie OD, and Sal Paradise would get a No Rules Rematch against Ness. No Holds Barred on a very special Xperience, the first Xperience on the EBW Network!

-The show opened with Noah Jennings getting into what he called a "warm up match" before taking part in the big elimination tag later in the evening. His opponent was the always unpredictable, and probably always stoned Onisuiken. He underestimated Oni, but that backfired as Oni grabbed Noah at the start and locked him into a Tarantula. Noah was released before the five count, but he panicked and fled the ring with Oni in pursuit. Noah tricked Oni into running into the ring steps and forced his face into the ring post, leaving him outside to face a count out. Oni got back inside on the 9 count, but Noah was prepared and clobbered him with a Stock Market Crash STO followed by the pin. A quick win for Noah, but he was obviously shaken by Oni's unorthodox approach. You never know what move he'll use next.

-A 3-Way Infinity Division match saw Randy no Kachi overcome Ultimo Tiger and Bolshoi in a quick match. Bolshoi had control until RnK raked his eyes and targeted the much greener Ultimo Tiger. With a No Kachi Cutter, Randy dropped Ultimo and rolled him up before Bolshoi could break the pin.

-Another Infinity Division match saw Hotlanta and Generator team up to take on Mike Ishijima and Blue Lighting. The 2 of the 3 members of Triple BLU put on a good showing, but Hotlanta dropped Mike with a Bellerophon Bomb and pinned him as Generator hit the Moonsault Legdrop BL to keep him down. An impressive display. After the match, HOT and Generator discussed bringing the Tag Team Championship to the Infinity Division. A crossover battle appears to be in the future.



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie here Capcom Representative Phoenix Wright, who will be overseeing the upcoming showdown between Tack Angel, Swift, Vega, and Balrog at NYR 2012. Mr. Wright, why is Capcom doing this to EBW, and will they pull back if Tack and Swift win?

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! You assume that Capcom is doing something wrong, but Capcom is the righteous pillar of justice in this world! They can do no wrong! They have become the law, and I will always respect the law! Capcom will not stop, as they don't know the meaning of the word defeat!

Mega Man: I would have to object there Mr. Wright. I think they do know what defeat is. They tried to squash me, but the fans aren't having it. They are upset and outraged, and no matter how much you troll them, they will never abide by it.

Dan Hibiki: You cut out Mr. Saikyo and think that's gonna fly?! I don't think so!

Phoenix Wright: Disgruntled former employees hoping to find work in EBW? Pathetic! You two are guilty of trying to sabotage your former employer! You just couldn't understand the importance of the bottom live.

Mega Man: What happens when you're on the chopping block Ace? They haven't been as reliant on you lately. What happens when they decide to throw you to the wayside?

Phoenix Wright: Impossible! I will never-

Dan Hibiki: It's more possible than you think bro!

Mega Man: Talk to the other Capcom Ryu from Breath of Fire. Ask him how possible it is, and then get back to me.

Phoenix Wright: ......



-The next match saw Tack Angel and Swift team up against Pretty Tony and Ra of New Money in tag action. A mostly one sided match, Ra and Pretty Tony were on the ropes against the former multi time Tag Team. Swift owned the ring with his power while Tack played up to the fans and read his flow chart while waiting to be tagged in. Tack's kicks beat the punches of Pretty Tony in the end, as he took him to the ground, and switched to submission mode, where we locked in an Elevated Cloverleaf and forced a Submission. A strong win for the reformed team. After the match, the lights went out in the arena. As they came back on M. Bison, Vega, and Balrog of Shadowloo were standing on the stage.

M. Bison: Strong performance boys, but I hate to tell you that under the might of Bison you will be no match!

Tack Angel: Dude, he totally looks like Raul Julia!

Swift: I know. >:C

M. Bison: You wish to mock a GOD!? This act will not go unpunished, as Vega and Balrog will be happy to dispose of you!

Tack Angel: Man, this guy was great in Addams Family! I want to get his autograph!

Swift: Make him sign his own hat before I shove it up his ass! >:C

Tack Angel: SWIFT! That's Raul Julia you're talking about here! He rules!

M. Bison: Vega and Balrog will meet you in the center of that ring, where you will battle in combat like true gentlemen warriors.......then they'll break your spines.

Tack Angel: Definitely not Raul Julia.

M. Bison: New Year Rising?! More like NEW YEAR BISON!



-Team Amigo and Team OD clashed in a huge 12-Man Eliminated War in the next match. It was an all out free for all from the start, as Amigo and Jamie OD started things off. Amigo proved he had Jamie scouted and ducked a kick to take him to the mat. He nearly locked in a heel hook, as he tagged in Retro Hippie of all people. Amigo mouthed the words "too easy" and fed the liberal to Kinniku Mike, who made short work of him and got the elimination following a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Noah Jennings jumped in and tried to get the drop on Mike, but the Sex Machine powered him around the ring before getting another elimination with a Release Dragon Suplex. Noah was livid and tried to pay Mike back by grabbing onto him from outside the ring as he fought with Troy. The diversion paid off as Troy hit the Punt Kick and took Mike out early. Super Rookie Chu Chu was up next, and looked to be every bit the match for Troy in terms of strength, but the alpha beta knocked Chu Chu down and clocked him with a Punt Kick to get another elimination. Later in the match, Little Mac once again for one up on Maurice when he used brass knuckles to hit the KO Punch and get the elimination. Amigo retaliated by taking out the Green Greed Legend with a German Suplex Pin. Camilo Ortega and Anwin continued their feud as they both tagged in. After a game of oneupsmanship, Camilo hit a lowblow that allowed him to floor Anwin and lock in the Cross Armbreaker. He forced the submission, but held the lock as long as possible to hurt his NYR opponent. Amigo avenged Anwin by submitting Camilo with a Rolling Olympic Hell. Jamie OD laughed and gloated, as he and Troy had the advantage against the lone Amigo. Troy kicked Amigo around for much of the latter part of the match, but a series of Germans from Amigo sent Troy out of the ring and Jamie OD in. He immediately hit a mask assisted headbutt and rolled up Amigo, but Amigo kicked out and reversed the situation into a choke hold. Jamie got to his feet with help from the ropes and Troy, and managed to flip Amigo over him and tossed him to the floor. Having control of the situation, Jamie proceeded to kick Amigo multiple times as he tried to get up, landing one final Penalty Kick before getting a pin. The Chaotic Global World Champion won the match for his team. Amigo looked impressive though, and it will be interesting to see what he can do in the main event of New Year Rising.



-The main event featured Sal Paradise taking on Ness in a big rematch. The Capcom Sympathizer used dirty tactics to win before, but this time the odds would be even due to the No Rules stipulation. Despite the ability to go for weapons, Sal decided to beat Ness at wrestling, and really took it to the EBW OG. Ness retaliated, and no actual weapons were brought in, however Ness took advantage of no count outs, and held his submissions as long as he wanted once Sal would grab a rope. Late in the match Ness attempted a PSI ROCKIN, but Sal escaped and hit his Brainbuster finisher. Things looked bad for Ness, until Dante, Vega, and Balrog tried to make a run in. Amigo, Tack Angel, and Swift cut them off however, with Amigo clobbered Dante with a chair shot. Sal locked Ness in the Paradise Lock and forced him to submit, giving him the big win over a Capcom man before NYR 2012. The show came to a close with celebration for EBW. Would there be celebration at New Year Rising?



Jamie OD: Mr. President, here to beg me not to leave EBW once I retain at New Year Rising?

President Trevor Mach: No, I'm just here to deliver a message Jamie. I'm the fucking President......I make the rules around here. You want a taste of real chaos? You mess with me, and you'll taste real chaos. I promise you that.

Jamie OD: .....

EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Onisuiken (2:31) via Stock Market Crash STO -> Pin
2. Infinity Division 3-Way: Randy no Kachi beat Ultimo Tiger and Bolshoi (4:09) via No Kachi Cutter on UT -> Pin
3. Infinity Division Tag Team: Hotlanta/Generator beat Mike Ishijima/Blue Lighting (6:20) via Hotlanta Bellerophon Bomb on Mike Ishijima -> Pin
4. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Swift beat Pretty Tony/Ra (9:29) via Tack Angel Elevated Clover Leaf on Pretty Tony -> Submission
5. 12-Man Elimination Tag:  Jamie OD/Noah Jennings/Little Mac/Troy/Retro Hippie/Camilo Ortega beat Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice/w00t/Chu Chu/Anwin (25:31)
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Retro Hippie (1:20) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Noah Jennings (2:35) via Release Dragon Suplex
-Troy eliminated Kinniku Mike (5:52) via Punt Kick
-Troy eliminated Chu Chu (8:59) via Punt Kick
-Little Mac eliminated Maurice (13:02) via KO Punch
-Amigo eliminated Little Mac (14:44) via German Suplex Pin
-Camilo Ortega eliminated Anwin(16:09) via Cross Armbreaker Submission
-Amigo eliminated Camilo Ortega (20:15) via Rolling Olympic Hell Submission
-Jamie OD eliminated Amigo (25:31) via Penalty Kick
6. No Rules Singles: Sal Paradise beat Ness (9:05) via Paradise Lock -> Submission

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Announcer: It's time for Flashback, the show that gives you an in depth look at EBW's past! Here is your host EBW Vice President Ryan IQ!!!



Vice President Ryan IQ: What?! Again!? I thought this was just a one time......*sigh* Hi everyone, I'm the Vice President of EBW Ryan IQ. I'm here to host EBW Flashback....apparently. So New Year Rising 2012 is RIGHT around the corner, and the eyes of many wrestling fans are fixated on the Global World Championship situation. Not only could EBW lose its centerpiece title at NYR, but we'd also lose something very expensive as that belt cost fortune. Do you have ANY idea how much that thing is worth?! Jamie OD didn't even pay his deposit on it either, so we're not going to get that money! We're going to have to resort to turning in cans for pocket change at this rate....I mean.....hey so how bout that upcoming Pay Per View! With New Year Rising 2012 just around the corner, let's look at New Year Rising 2011 to see how the landscape of EBW has changed.



Vice President Ryan IQ: EBW was in turmoil one year ago as well.....surprised right? Rufus Poochyfud was ruling EBW with an iron fist, and I was busy working as his bean counter at the time. Trevor Mach had just recovered the Global World Championship after years without it, so Rufus was looking to take it off him by any means necessary. Unleashing Troy seemed to be the top move considering in 2010 Trevor dropped the fall to then Global World Champion Troy in a bloody barbed wire cage encounter at Rumble City. Somehow Trevor overcame the odds with help from Tack Angel to retain.

Speaking of Tack Angel, the Pushpin Seraphim was in a huge match earlier in the night, taking on his former and now current tag team partner Swift. They were battling for the #1 Contender position.



Vice President Ryan IQ: Those in attendance would not get a decisive conclusion, as Swift POUNCED his way through the tron and the match ended in a No Contest. Swift would later win a rematch and beat Trevor Mach for the title, only to lose it to Tack Angel at Victory Explosion V. With Rufus running wild and The Ensiders battling Scorre, EBW was on the brink of anarchy. It seems no matter how much changes it always stays the same. *sigh*

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Boy: Hey look!

Girl: Oh wow! Is that a beer!

Boy: My older brother says that beer makes you cool! I bet if we drank that beer we could be cool too!

Kinniku Mike: Your older brother must a stupid son of a bitch if he believes that!

Boy: WOW! It's Eagleland Champion Kinniku Mike!

Girl: He's the best!

Boy: My Mom says that she would give Kinniku Mike quite the workout if they ever met. It's weird cause she's not a fitness instructor or anything!

Kinniku Mike: Your cougar Mom intrigues me kid, but first I have to impart some knowledge. Underage drinking is bad! You should never ever touch this stuff cause it could ruin your life. Beer doesn't make you cool. Strong manly tits make you cool! Uuuuuuuuu!

Girl: But what if you're a girl?

Kinniku Mike: Ha! I wouldn't worry little one. When puberty hits you'll find that you'll be popular no matter what. Us guys are fickle like that.

Girl: Wow thanks Mike!

Kinniku Mike: You know what you should do with that bottle?

Boy: Recycle it?

Kinniku Mike: Close! Let EBW recycle it for you! We're starting a new campaign today, where you give us your cans and bottles. We will recycle them for you! While we get the money, you get the satisfaction of doing a job well done!

Girl: Kind of sounds like a cheap cash grab.

Kinniku Mike: HAHA! Indeed it is kids....indeed it is. Now, where is that mother of yours.

Boy's Mother: Right here Mr. Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Please...call me Mike....the MILF Hunter.



Kinniku Mike: Remember everyone, the EBW Network cares!

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Phoenix Wright: EBW! This court is now in session. The Prosecutor is Capcom, and the defendant is EBW. EBW is guilty of standing in the way of Capcom, and standing in the way of Justice. How do you plead?

President Trevor Mach: Not Guilty, by reason of Shenanigans.

Phoenix Wright: First of all, don't interrupt while court is in session, and second of all you mean reason of insanity.

President Trevor Mach: No, I mean Shenanigans. Now what are you doing in my ring?

Jamie OD: Can't you see it's a trial Trevor. You're guilty of letting EBW down, and all these people will see that tonight. I am the exhibit A, the Global World Champion. I'm the one that is going to walk out of this building tonight with the belt and never come back.

President Trevor Mach: You sure about that?

Jamie OD: Don't try to make idle threats Trevor. It's your precious pay per view, and you won't do anything to "ruin" your main event. You have rules to follow.

President Trevor Mach: Like I already told you, I make the rules around here. Nothing stops me from doing anything, but me. You're trying to put EBW on trial, but the show hasn't even started yet. Let the "defense" present its case before making final judgement. One more thing, I myself am guilty of a lot of things, but one thing I won't be guilty of is letting EBW get shut down by assholes like all of you! This is New Year Rising 2012, and I promise that tonight is a night that you won't forget Jamie OD. BOOSH!



The first pay per view of the new year had finally come! New Year Rising 2012 was sold out in the Twoson Fairgrounds, where seven big matches were about to take place. Matches that would reshape EBW, or possibly end it in humiliating defeat.



-The show opened proper, with six of the best in the Infinity Division going head to head to become the next #1 Contender. Hotlanta, Generator, and Shadow controlled the pace of the match, and eliminated their juniors from the ring. Randy no Kachi turned opportunist however, as once Hotlanta and Generator turned on each other he No Kachi Cutter'd his own master Shadow and rolled him up for the win. Randy no Kachi is the new #1 Contender.

-The second match would be more of the same, with six of the top fighters gunning for the Global World Champion getting their shot. Most of them had matches later in the show, but the lure of the title put most of them on double duty. Little Mac immediately changed the paradigm of the match by announcing he would not be taking part, and instead offered a substitution. The substitution was big surprise, as Sagat from Capcom became the 6th participant. His muay thai skills are feared all over the world, and it changed up the strategy for most of the EBW wrestlers. Mike found himself having to deal with Noah Jennings early on, as New Money tried to get involved and hurt Mike before their later title fight. Little Mac stuck around to harass Maurice as well. Through all the chaos, Ness and Sagat plowed through the competition. Sagat landing vicious knee and palm strikes to his various opponents. One vicious Tiger Uppercut knocked out w00t, and he was quickly pinned while Ness kept the other wrestlers back. Sagat of Capcom got the win, meaning that if Jamie OD retains, the title may never be recovered. After the match New Money assaulted Kinniku Mike with chairs and ripped at his shirt. Maurice fought them off, but the damage was done. Mike looked less that pleased. He chased Noah and dragged him back into the ring. Their Eagleland Championship match was happening next.



-Kinniku Mike was a man on a mission as he put his belt on the line against Noah Jennings. He showed no fear even with New Money circling the ring. Noah Jennings tried to attack with shots aimed at Mike damaged areas from the earlier beating, but Mike absorbed the attacks and tossed Noah around the ring. Anything he tried to take Mike off of his feet failed, and Mike ultimately trapped him in the corner and hit his Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. He didn't try to pin Noah though, and instead picked him up to land some more hard slams. Mike picked up Noah and effortlessly tossed him out of the ring and onto Ra and Pretty Tony. Noah looked visibly shaken, as Mike's normally happy personality was giving way to a man that had had enough. Noah backed away from the scowling Mike long enough to find himself counted out. A nice win for a uncharacteristically menacing Kinniku Mike.

-The Tag Team Championship was up next, with Troy coming out with both belts. Retro Hippie tried to come out, but Troy stared at him until he cowered to the back. Chu Chu would do most of the work for his team, as w00t was still reeling from Sagat's Tiger Uppercut. Chu Chu once again impressed with his ability to hang with Troy. In the biggest match of his career so far, he was not going to fold easily. It was a big man power move kind of match, and Chu Chu slammed Troy just as easily as Troy could slam Chu Chu. Late in the match w00t found himself in and downing Troy with a WKO. He couldn't even get a one count on the pin attempt and tried to tag Chu Chu back in. Troy caught him with the Overdrive first and followed up with the Punt Kick, but not before he elbowed Chu Chu off the ring apron. 1-2-3 Troy got the pin and single handily retained the tag belts. After the match Chu Chu defended w00t from further damage and tried to get in Troy's face before security broke things up. A hard night for the veteran w00t.



-The Infinity Division Belt was hung over the ring for the next match, as eternal rivals Camilo Ortega and Anwin would battle for the belt in a ladder match. Camilo was quick to go for the ladder, but Anwin cut him off and they took the fight to the ground for some grappling. Camilo wanted to keep Anwin away from the ladder or anything he could use for high flying maneuvers, so and odd start to a ladder match. Camilo held Anwin in a choke hold, but Anwin escaped, hit the ropes and came back with a wrap around turned into a crucifix. Anwin couldn't win by Submission, but he slowed Camilo to the point where he could bring the ladder into play. They fought with it back and forth and used it as a weapon. Camilo seemed to be more in a hurry to get to the top. He would be on his own in this match, as the other wrestlers in the Infinity Division watched from the stage and kept Greed away from ringside. Anwin dropkicked the ladder, sending Camilo out of the ring. Anwin then caught the ladder of the rebound and tried to climb it. Realizing Camilo was scrambling back in, he flipped over the ladder and landed right on the champ. He lifted him up for the Static Suplex, but Camilo escaped and dropped Anwin with an STO. He attacked with kicks and dropped the ladder on him over and over. He finally tried to climb it to get the belt, but Anwin slowly climbed up and met him at the top. They traded blows back and forth with Anwin winning out and hit a Static Superplex off the ladder. The fans went crazy as Anwin slowly recovered and climbed back up the ladder. Camilo had fallen out of the ring and tried to rush back in, but it was too late. Anwin grabbed the belt and ended the long reign of Camilo Ortega. Ortega was shocked and livid, as the first Infinity Champion had reclaimed the belt.



-A huge tag team match followed, with Tack Angel and Swift teaming up to represent EBW against the incoming invaders of Capcom Vega and Balrog. This was a top notch, and exciting first time match, with Tack and Swift functioning like a well oiled machine while Vega and Balrog showed why they are Capcom legends. Tack tried out his kicks against the punches of the much bigger and strong Balrog. The quickness factor helped Tack dodge some KO blows and landed several head kicks. Swift charged forward on both Vega and Balrog, the strategy was simply to take them to the mat. Vega was not allowed to use his claws, but his agility and ability to use his entire body to attack helped him nearly score and a pinfall following a windmill kick on Tack. Balrog tried to land his signature blows on Swift, but Swift put his head into the punch and absorbed it before picking him up for the Blackhammer. It was a back and forth dream match all the way. The fans were loving the action, but it wouldn't last, as M. Bison and new #1 Contender Sagat ran into the ring and assisted in a beat down on Tack  and Swift. The fans were livid as the dream match ended in a DQ victory for EBW's team. Capcom would be left standing however, a policy they employ in business also works in the ring.

-It was now time for the huge main event. A Global World Championship encounter, that could make or break EBW's future. The Chaos Hooligan Jamie OD would be putting the Global World Championship on the line against the People's Choice Sal Paradise, and the Wrestling Machine Amigo. This match would be full of highlight reel moments, as these amazing athletes have stepped up to a whole new level in their fighting game. Amigo started strong by taking Sal down with a German, while Jamie attempted a headbutt only to have it blocked. Amigo and Jamie traded blows, with Jamie being better on his feet, but Amigo took him to the ground where he is king and went for the ankle lock. Sal broke the hold and attacked Amigo and Jamie of the ground.  Jamie got back up just in time for Amigo to take him back down to the ground where he tried to go for another submission. Jamie fought his way to the ropes and climbed up. He forced Amigo back and landed a headbutt and high kick. Sal went high risk, and jumped off the top rope down on Jamie. Jamie rolled into the landing and rolled him up for a near fall. The two rivals both sprang to their feet where they traded hard shots back and forth. Jamie forced Sal against the ropes and tried to choke him, but Amigo snuck up from behind and hit a high angle German that took Jamie out of the ring. Sal and Amigo traded moves in a chain wrestling sequence. Amigo won out and tried to get behind Sal, but Sal blocked the attempt and reversed to get a takedown of his own. Amigo found a worthy opponent on the mat, as they both tried to grasp for any kind of hold. Jamie got back in the ring and kicked them both in the head before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT from Amigo. 1-2-KICKOUT from Sal. Jamie got back up and looked to clock them both again, but Amigo and Sal blocked and took Jamie to the mat. A 3-Way scramble to get up lead to all three men staring each other down as the crowd went wild. The hot action continued for several minutes before Jamie started to dip into the bag of dirty tricks. He gouged Sal in the eyes and landed headbutt after headbutt. Amigo tried to turn him around for a slam, but Jamie hit a knee to the groin that the ref did not see. He tossed him into Sal and charged at both of them in the corner, splashing down hard. Amigo fell to his knees where Jamie hit the Penalty Kick. He tried to do the same to Sal, but Sal blocked his leg, captured him in the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori and took him down hard. Jamie crawled to the corner to try and reach for Trevor Mach's mask. That's when Ness and some Capcom Shocktroopers tried to run down to the ring. They were going to get involved until suddenly President Trevor Mach rushed down with a chair in hand. He clobbered the Shocktroopers and Ness before grabbing his mask and grinning at Jamie, swinging the chair to force him back to his feet where Sal was waiting. He hit one final Kokoro Hiraite Kaori on Jamie before rolling him up. 1-2-3! Sal Paradise had once again captured the Global World Championship, and saved EBW from a big defeat at the hands of Capcom! The crowd cheered as Trevor Mach laughed at Jamie and held up his regained mask. He ripped off the buttons of his shirt to reveal the wolf image that inspired him to do what Jamie was trying to do, showing him that the original still have one up on the new model. Jamie was livid, but the big story was the victory of Sal Paradise. The People's Choice was once again Global World Champion. A new year rises and EBW still stands.




EBW: New Year Rising 2012
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender 6-Way: Hotlanta vs. Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Shadow vs. Mike Ishijima
Winner: Randy no Kachi (9:10) via No Kachi Cutter on Shadow -> Pin
2. Global World Championship #1 Contender 6-Way: Maurice vs. Sagat[Capcom] vs. Ness vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Noah Jennings vs. w00t
Winner: Sagat[Capcom] (8:08) via Tiger Uppercut on w00t -> Pin
3. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Noah Jennings (6:56) via Countout
4. Tag Team Championship: Troy(c)(c)/Retro Hippie beat w00t/Chu Chu (5:50) via Troy Punt Kick on w00t -> Pin
5. Infinity Division Championship Ladder Match: Anwin beat Camilo Ortega(c) (8:22) via Title Grab -> New Infinity Division Champion
6. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Swift beat Balrog[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom] (7:36) via DQ
7. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise beat Jamie OD(c) and Amigo (15:56) via Kokoro Hiraite Kaori on Jamie OD -> Pin -> New Global World Champion

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Announcer: New Year Rising has come and gone, and it's time for the post pay per view news update!



Nerma: Nerma here for your newest EBW update! It's been a hectic couple of weeks as EBW is starting to get situated in its new position as a network while also fighting off the dastardly Capcom, but I'm here to report that EBW is here to stay and big new shows are on the horizon! First off I'd like to-

Dynamic Dougie: Nerma....

Nerma: Oh, well if it isn't our own Dynamic Dougie! Here with a big scoop are we?

Dynamic Dougie: It's.....Trevor.

Nerma: Eh?

Dynamic Dougie: Roll the footage. 



Vice President Ryan IQ: I'd like to report that our first conflict with Capcom was a success, as Sal Paradise triumphantly brought the belt back to an EBW loyalist. I wish President Mach could be here to announce this, but I'd like to take this time to announce that we will soon be going on a counter strike. The Collision series is coming back with Collision V: EBW vs. Capcom. We're challenging Capcom to bring their best, and while I told Trevor this is playing straight into their hand, our intention is to obtain the Capcom World Championship. Amigo is the selected opponent for this challenge, as he proved himself to be formidable in the Global World Championship match. We're going to go after their belt to show them how it feels. Meanwhile, Tack Angel and Swift will be making further challenges to the Shadaloo branch of Capcom. They want Vega and Balrog in singles matches on this week's X-cite. If they are up to the challenge then I expect them to show up. Also-

Tack Angel: I want M. Bison. I'm going straight to the top. Sagat may have a title match against Sal Paradise, but I'm going to take down the Shadaloo leader.

Vice President Ryan IQ: So there you have it. EBW is ready to fight back. If Capcom wants a fight then we are strong enough now to launch a-

Moz: RY RY!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Don't call me that Moz.

Moz: It's the President! HURRY!

Vice President Ryan IQ: What's wrong?!

Tack Angel: Trevor?! 



Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Trevor? Taking a nap on the street again? Trevor?

President Trevor Mach: Ugh....you want to play? Alright....I'll play.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Who did this and WHY AREN'T THE RED SHIRTS PREVENTING THIS SORT OF THING!?

Biggs: Uh...

Wedge: We are so fired.

Amigo: Looks like they dropped him out of a moving vehicle. Who did this?

Tack Angel: I think I know exactly who it was.



Nerma: Oh I see. Is he alright?

Dynamic Dougie: He's alright, but he's not too happy.

Nerma: So the hooligan strikes back, and it looks like he took his mask. What could this mean?

Dynamic Dougie: Oh it gets worse by the way.

Nerma: More?

Dynamic Dougie: Oh yeah. Capcom has responded to the challenge.



Dante: Do you see this EBW? This is called doing what must be done to make an example. These turncoats couldn't understand the grand Capcom plan and had to be put down. They tried to escape their fate, but I was always catch my man. Consider me the Capcom Bounty Hunter. They have another target picked out for me. Wanna know who it is? Watch and find out.



Ryu: My name is Ryu. I'm the Capcom World Champion. I hear that EBW is issuing challenges to Capcom. We are the elite class of warriors in this world. We do not answer challenges anymore....we make them. However, we will not take this insult lightly. The one named Amigo wishes to challenge me in combat for this belt? I don't find him worthy in the slightest. If you want to get to me, you have to go through Ken. Don't worry about when.....we'll come to you when we're ready.



Swift: >:C

Zangief: Are you bear?

Swift: .....what?

Zangief: ....We should wrestle.

Swift: Yeah....maybe we should. >:C

Zangief: >:C

Swift: >:C



Nerma: So it looks like Capcom is on the move again after EBW's challenge. This invasion may soon be kicking into full swing. We'll of course have all the news and notes available for you right here on the EBW Network. Stay tuned.....

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Announcer: It's now time for another EBW Network News Update!



Nerma: Nerma here again with some big guests this time around. I'm joined by EBW President Trevor Mach and the NEW Global World Champion Sal Paradise. Sal, we'll get to your amazing feat in just a moment, but first we'd like to talk to Mr. Mach about-

President Trevor Mach: About Jamie?

Nerma: About Jamie yes.

President Trevor Mach: What can I say. He got the drop on me and took back the mask. I paid him back for his shenanigans and he didn't like that. The point is that I stopped Jamie from cheating his way into getting out of the building with the title. He wanted to leave to EBW with that belt, well now he can just leave. I'm certainly not going to stop him. You think that road rash taught me a lesson Jamie? I get much worse from Tali, and that's on her good nights!

Dynamic Dougie: You don't have to tell me about it.

President Trevor Mach: Don't like it you can move the hell out DOUGIE!

Dynamic Dougie: ......I'm shutting up.

President Trevor Mach: Jamie, that attack proved that I got to you. I cracked your calm and cool "do whatever I want" demeanor. This is that chaos thing you love to tout so much! You don't always get the outcome you're looking for, but that's part of the game. You mess with the best and you find that out pretty quickly.

Nerma: Does this mean that Jamie is done in EBW?

President Trevor Mach: I'm not going to fire him, but if he wants to leave to Capcom I'm not going to stop it. The ball is in his court....and my mask. I do want my damn mask back. I JUST got it back too.

Nerma: Indeed. Well who knows what Jamie OD might do next. New Year Rising was certainly a crazy night for everyone involved, but it was also a joyous night for one Sal Paradise. The man being touted as hero by the fans is once again Global World Champion.

Sal Paradise: I wouldn't call myself a hero, I'm just a man. A man that is once again the champion, but a man none the less. It's hard to believe it when you get this belt, and it's even harder to believe when you get it back. I had purpose before, but now I have another purpose...to make sure that Capcom never touches this belt again. Sagat is my next opponent, and I intend to show him what I can do at Collision V: EBW vs. Capcom. Tiger Tiger Tiger all you want, I'll be walking out of Collision as the champion.

Nerma: There you have it folks. Before we get to the card for the next episode of Xcite, let's show some footage of random happenings around EBW.



Jeff Andonuts: ONI!

Onisuiken: What? You're messing with my zen thing right now Jeff.

Jeff Andonuts: This is no time for zen burn boy. This is time for SCIENCE!

Onisuiken: .....what do you want?

Jeff Andonuts: A TEST SUBJECT....FOR SCIENCE!

Onisuiken: I want no part of this.

Jeff Andonuts: I will pay you ten bucks and a bag of Funyus.

Onisuiken: You have yourself a lip smacking butt spanking deal my friend.

Jeff Andonuts: Fantastic! So Mr. Mach asked me to create a new technology to assist EBW in its fight with Capcom. That is why I devoted my time away from the ring, so I can learn the secret of the wrestling essence! The very power within a man or woman that allows them to perform such incredible feats! I discovered the power of the GIMMICK!

Onisuiken: You're losing me man.

Jeff Andonuts: Harnessing the power of the gimmick, a man could acquire the powers of the EBW elite and make a real change in that ring! That is where this belt comes in. I call it the GIMMICK DRIVER!

Onisuiken: .....cool?

Jeff Andonuts: Use this card and load it into the Gimmick Driver. You will assume the gimmick of other wrestlers and use their abilities in the ring.

Onisuiken: .....K.

Jeff Andonuts: THIS IS A HUGE DISCOVERY! Take the belt and use it on Xcite. You won't regret it.

Onisuiken: .....meh.



Camilo Ortega: I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS! I WAS ROBBED DAMMIT! ROBBED BY THAT NO GOOD SON OF A-

Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* Get off the desk Camilo. I already told you that you can get into a title match if you can beat Randy no Kachi one on one.

Camilo Ortega: THAT'S BETTER! Man....what stinks in here.

Swift: That was me....and I ain't sorry for it. >:C

Vice President Ryan IQ: Swift, why are you in the executive wash room?

Swift: Cause that damn rookie Fighter Daron was caught in the veteran locker room using my DAMN TOILET!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Your toilet? You didn't.....rub your forehead on it did you?

Swift: .......>:C

Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh*

Swift: By the way I totally accept a challenge from Zangief to fight at Collision V. Later.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Wait what?!

Swift: I SAID LATER! >:C

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Decision Match: Randy no Kachi vs. Camilo Ortega
2. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Ra
3. Invasion Singles: Swift vs. Vega[Capcom]
4. Invasion Singles: Tack Angel vs. Balrog[Capcom]
5. Tag Team Championship: Troy(c)(c)/Retro Hippie vs. w00t/Chu Chu
6. Singles: Amigo vs. Ness

Announcer: It's time again for another EBW Network News Update!

Nerma: Hello again EBW fans! Big news circulating around the wrestling world today, and no it's not a possible return to the ring for the EBW President Trevor Mach! A big meeting was held in the President's office today, and EBW may be getting a big new addition, or perhaps.....a big return?



EBW President Trevor Mach: HA! That's when I slapped him in the face with the mask!

Amy Taylor: I see. Are you seriously going to fight Jamie in the ring?

EBW President Trevor Mach: I challenged him didn't I? Still, I am the President and I have work to do first and foremost. What's the first matter of business today Amy?

?: ME!

Amy Taylor: I would say it's the burly biker that just busted into the office on his motorcycle sir.

?: You little Son of a Bitch! It's high time you and I had a talk!

EBW President Trevor Mach: Uh...do I know you?

?: No, but you know my daughter.....in fact I think you married her!

EBW President Trevor Mach: HARLEY REX!? HOLY SH-I mean HEY THERE! It's great to finally meet you sir!

Harley Rex: Yeah yeah yeah! Shut your trap boy! You know you must have some real balls, or else you're out of your mind! Putting your hands on my daughter in the first place let a lone marrying her without my blessing!

EBW President Trevor Mach: Hey! She said she had no idea where you were! Besides, Tali probably hates it whenever I "put my hands on her"!

Harley Rex: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER DAMMIT! I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME!

EBW President Trevor Mach: Shoot pops!

Harley Rex: *groan* What the hell does my daughter see in you? Listen chump, my daughter has a problem she's not telling you about. I've been out of her life for a long time, but it's time to set things right, and the only way I see is to right this wrong.

EBW President Trevor Mach: What's the problem?

Harley Rex: Sparkle and ENN.

EBW President Trevor Mach: What about em?

Amy Taylor: I've heard that ENN isn't airing Sparkle anymore thanks to Capcom. They can't hold onto the brand, but they won't let go of the rights to the show. Capcom is trying to kill women's wrestling basically.

Harley Rex: See, this green haired chick knows what is going on. HEY, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HER BEHIND MY DAUGHTER'S BACK ARE YOU?!

EBW President Trevor Mach: What?! No! That's Tack's girlfriend!

Harley Rex: I have no fucking clue what a Tack is, but here is what you're going to do. I know you let my daughter do what she wants, and you let her do it hey way. Sometimes, a little tough love is order.

EBW President Trevor Mach: I know all about tough love with Tali. HAHAHAHAHA!

Amy Taylor: Sir.....no....

Harley Rex: .......

EBW President Trevor Mach: .....I'm so sorry for that.

Harley Rex: What you're going to do is bring Sparkle onto the EBW Network! You're going to bring them back here NOW, and you're not going to tell her that I was here!

EBW President Trevor Mach: Well if ENN hates money that much I'd be happy to bring Honey Bunny and the Sparkle wrestlers back into EBW!

Harley Rex: Honey Bunny?

EBW President Trevor Mach: That's....what I call Tali.

Harley Rex: Don't do that around me.

EBW President Trevor Mach: Alright then. Listen, I love your daughter. I understand she's a free spirit, much like yourself from the looks of it. I'm a bit of reckless bastard myself! HAHA!

Harley Rex: .......

EBW President Trevor Mach: Though I think in this case you're right. I should bring Sparkle back into fold on the EBW Network. It will help us, and it will help Talicious.

Harley Rex: .......

EBW President Trevor Mach: Tali.

Harley Rex: Alright then. You're not as stupid as I thought.

EBW President Trevor Mach: Thanks I think?

Harley Rex: Good God....this is my son in law. I'm outta here!

EBW President Trevor Mach: Well that went well!

Amy Taylor: You don't know how to talk to people do you?

EBW President Trevor Mach: Holy shit! You have green hair!

Amy Taylor: *sigh*

EBW President Trevor Mach: No time to talk about your new hair color Amy. I have very important work to do. Get me the phone, I have to make some calls and bring Sparkle back home!

Amy Taylor: Get the phone yourself it's on the desk. I'm gonna go to lunch.

EBW President Trevor Mach: Alright then! Sparkle!



Nerma: And thus Sparkle was brought back to EBW! The women of Sparkle are returning to EBW, where it all started. Lady M's returns with the first generation of EBW's women's division, as well as the second generation, and Heather Mach. The solid core of what made Sparkle great will start off as a division within the company, with a monthly show already in the works. New wrestlers will also be making debuts soon as well. Lady M's is getting back into the ring for the rebirth, a rebirth that will see new alliances and new enemies made, as the women are starting fresh in their new environment. Stables have been disbanded and titles have been vacated. It's back to basics, as the Sparkle Division is born in EBW!

Tali Mach: Trevor, thank you for bringing Sparkle back to EBW. I have to know what brought this on?

EBW President Trevor Mach: Well, someone brought up that Sparkle was having trouble with ENN, and I know you would rather Sparkle survive then have Capcom claim victory over women's wrestling. Besides, I love you.

Tali Mach: I love you too, but honestly you can't book women's wrestling for shit, so I hope you have an idea.

EBW President Trevor Mach: I know just who to bring in. Hahahahaha!

Tali Mach: Yikes.



Tack Angel: So Sparkle is coming back to EBW? That's awesome!

Amy Taylor: I know, it's gonna be great to see some more ladies roaming around the network.

Tack Angel: Maybe you could join them and step in the ring?

Amy Taylor: Ha! I don't think so. My place is in the office.

Tack Angel: Well, I think you would be great. Anyways, Trevor's inability to book women's wrestling is legendary. I wonder who he is going to get to help run things?

?: Hello Tack.

Tack Angel: TESS?!

Tess: Guess who is back?



Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Announcer: And now it's time for another edition of EBW Network News!



Nerma: Nerma here with some fellow females for a change. Yes, the ladies are back for the brand new Sparkle Division in EBW. It's a brand new day for the ladies, as they will be getting big time exposure away from ENN. Sparkle is home with EBW, and we're going to see that rebirth begin at Xcite. The main event has been set, as Lady M's and Paula will take on the team of Tracy and Nanimura. The originals return to pave the way for a new generation, at least that's the hope. The ladies have had to deal with a lot to keep going, but the dream is alive in these ladies. The ones behind me as well are waiting for their chance to re-debut. The Princess Kumatora, who is looking to be recognized as the royalty of the ring. Erica, the longest reigning women's champion. Val Dorado, the mean muscle of the Sparkle Division. Heather Mach...she smells like Starbursts and she's out of her mind. Let's take it to the video recording, where the Secretary of Sparkle Matchmaking Tess made the Xcite main event official.



Tess: Hello EBW, it's great to be back. You might have known me for being a bit of a combustible element in the past, but I assure you that I'm all business in my new position....for now. Anyways, I want to bury the hatchet with all my ladies, because we have to present Sparkle as the best women's wrestling in the world. That's why we have the originals and teaming up to show the world where we came from, and where we are going. M's and Paula know each other well, but they also know my daughter Tracy well. These three spent the early days of the division battling over the belt, while Nani has been reborn as a pure wrestling specialist now calling herself Nanimura. These four will put on a hell of a main event for the Xcite crowd. Isn't that right ladies?

Paula: That's what we're here for. M's and I have proven ourselves as a team before and we can do it again.

Nanimura: It should be a very good match, and a great opportunity to present my style to the audience.

Tracy: We're all in this together, but in that ring I won't hold back.

Lady M's: All in this together? You sure about that?

Tracy: Now what is that supposed to mean M's?

Lady M's: You know what I mean Tracy. I didn't see you at the announcement ceremony the other day. Where were you at? Planning a little betrayal? There is always someone looking to stop Sparkle before it begins....I've got my eye on you.

Tracy: I don't know what you're talking about M's. We've been through a lot, but you know that I bleed Sparkle just as much as you do.

Lady M's: Be that as it may, I'm not trusting anyone at the moment, until I feel that we're on the same page here. We're trying to bring Sparkle back in front a large audience. We're trying to show the world that we are the best. We don't need to get involved with the Capcom struggle on the male side of things. What matters to me is what we do in that ring. If any of you jeopardize that, then I'm going to hunt you down.....I'm going to hunt you down, make you hurt, and make you wish you never got on the bad side of Sexy Strong Style! Understand me Tracy?

Paula: Calm down both of you! This doesn't have to be personal anymore. It's a fresh start for us. Let's put the past behind us and start anew. No more bad blood over the past. What happened has happened and all we can do is look forward to be a brighter Sparkle future.

Tess: Well said Paula. The past IS the past, but on Xcite a new future begins...

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Nerma: Now we take it to Hater, who is in the back with members of the Infinity Division.



Hater: NYAH! Hater here, with Anwin the Infinity Division Champion, Hotlanta, Generator, and Picky Minch. Three of these men are set to go to war with Capcom, while one is preparing for a shocking match set for Xcite. Anwin, are you sure you're ready for an Infinity Division Championship defense already?

Anwin: I'm always ready. Camilo and Shadow seem to be chomping at the bit to get to me, so I figured why wait. I will take them on during Xcite, while Picky takes my place in a rematch against three of the Capcom's cronies.

Hater: Well it will certainly be interesting to see the outcome of such a big match on Xcite. Anwin and Camilo have gone to war many times in the past, the addition of RnK will surely make this and unpredictable bout.

Anwin: Besides, the ladies are coming back to EBW that night. We have to encourage them to try and outdo the amazing title match we're sure to have. That and of course-

Randy no Kachi: Out of my way Anwin.

Hater: Randy?



Randy no Kachi: Shadow, I know you're watching right now.....so listen up. Stay the hell out of my way. Do not get involved in my title shot. You've taught me a lot, but the thing I've learned the most from you....is the art of revenge. Keep that in mind. Anwin, your ass is mine on Xcite.

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Nerma: Add a Tri-Force Championship match, the in ring return of Jamie OD, and an EBW vs. Capcom 6-Man war, and this will be an Xcite you won't want to miss. Thinking about catching Capcom Vs. that night? Do yourself a favor. DON'T!

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Invasion Infinity 6-Man Tag: Hotlanta/Generator/Picky Minch vs. Leon[Capcom]/Cody[Capcom]/Arthur[Capcom]
2. Tri-Force Championship: Amigo(c)/Kinniku Mike(c)/Maurice(c) vs. Noah Jennings/Ra/Pretty Tony
3. Invasion 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel/Swift vs. Sagat[Capcom]/Balrog[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom]
4. Singles: Jamie OD vs. Onisuiken
5. Infinity Division Championship 3-Way: Anwin(c) vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Camilo Ortega
6. Sparkle Division Tag: Lady M's/Paula vs. Nanimura/Tracy

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Nerma: Nerma here from the sky box above the ring at the Fourside Expo Center, and EBW has erupted into anarchy! Capcom launched an attack on the wrestlers in the back just moments before the show!



Nerma: Here you can see Mike fending off Dante, the man who is looking to bring in Mike for the Capcom bounty. Noah Jennings is waiting to attack his rival, but Mike has spotted him! Balrog has taken out Ultimo Tiger, while Swift is plowing through the Capcom Shocktroop! Zangief is dragging Simon Stuart away while Blue Lighting is....eating a candy bar!



Nerma: Elsewhere you can see Tack landing his TaToBa Kick on Vega, while Sal Paradise and Hotlanta are making a move on Sagat! Phoenix Wright is trying to bring order to the chaos, but to no avail. What a crazy way to kick start Xcite!




EBW: Xcite kicked off with a riot, but that is not where the action would stop, as EBW continues to push the envelope against its new Monday Night Competitor Capcom. Amidst the growing invasion, Xcite would also present several big titles matches, as well as the return of the women of Sparkle to EBW! Lady M's and Paula would take on Tracy and Nanimura in the first women's main event in EBW in several years....



-The action kicked off with an Infinity 6-Man Tag rematch with Picky Minch joining Hotlanta and Generator against Leon Kennedy, Cody, and Arthur. The EBW team fared much better this time around, and had the Capcom team scouted. The plan was to target the clumsy Arthur, who once again tripped out of his armor. Picky and Generator fought Leon and Cody on the outside while Hotlanta avoided a Joust from Arthur to land his Bellerophon Bomb and score the pin. Big comeback win for EBW.

-The Tri-Force Championship was on the line in next match, as SURGE Generator battled their eternal rivals New Money. Mike was hurting from the brawl earlier in the night, but kicked off the match against the striker Pretty Tony. Noah kept talking trash, but pulled back when Mike tried to get to him, which would lead to Tony landing some hard shots to Mike. That was the plan from New Money, distract the one in the ring and wear them down. Late in the match Dante from Capcom tried to get Mike's attention, and that lead to Noah hitting  his Stock Market Crash and going for the pin. Mike grabbed the ropes, but Little Mac moved it just in time for Noah to score the 3 count. The Tri-Force Championship was now back with Greed. After the match, Dante attacked Mike while the members of New Money beat down on Amigo and Maurice. Amigo took a very nasty landing that busted his face open. New Money stood victorious with their ill gotten titles.



Maurice: Well that didn't go well, and now Mike is on the hunt for Dante.

Amigo: Could this day get any worse?

Ken: Amigo, time to talk.

Amigo: And here we go.

Ken: You're looking a little beaten up bro.

Amigo: Don't call me bro. I'm assuming you think I'm on the ropes and now is the opportune time to strike?

Ken: Ken Masters strikes whenever he feels like it dude!

Amigo: You're just a parody of the typical Eagleland resident aren't you?

Ken: What? Dude, I don't know what you're talking bout bro.

Amigo: ......Are we gonna fight or what?

Ken: Later dude. We'll have our match on your lame Xperience show. I'm outta here.

Amigo: What a tool.

Maurice: Bitchin theme music though.

Amigo: Yeah, that's true.



-The invasion was in full force next, as Global World Champion Sal Paradise, Tack Angel, and Swift battled Sagat, Balrog, and Vega. Tack and Swift have been facing off with Vega and Balrog for some time, but this was the first time seeing Sagat and Sal in the same ring before their title bout at Collision V. An entertaining war between rival groups, but with Capcom you knew that heinous acts would be involved. M. Bison tried to come down to the ring and get involved. Tack Angel would have none of it, and he forced him back. Problem is Balrog and Vega wouldn't let him back in the ring. Swift swooped into the brawl leaving Sal and Sagat alone in the ring. Sagat clawed at Sal's face and let the Tiger Knees fly. A temporarily blind Sal fell right into a Tiger Uppercut and found himself dropped as Sagat got the pin and the win. Capcom scores another win with dirty Capcommunist tactics.

The next match was supposed to see Jamie OD step back into the ring to take on Onisuiken, but that.....didn't quite happen.



Jamie OD: I'm sorry, it looks like I got started a little early. Actually.....I'm not sorry. I enjoyed hurting Oni, just like I'm going to enjoy hurting Trevor Mach. Oi, you think you taught me a lesson last week Mach? All you did was piss me off! You don't want to piss off a guy that is willing to do anything to hurt you....ANYTHING MACH! We are more alike than I thought, and I realized that last week when you had me hanging there, blood rushing to my face. You've got a demon inside you, just like I do. The difference is that you try and run from it, you try and hide from it. You try to pretend that you have "grown out of" your chaotic streak. We both know that's not true. Listen....can you hear it? People are starting to talk Trevor. They are talking about you, saying that you're still the same. Still the same lunatic that nearly burned down the building where your office sits. Still the same lunatic that brought this company to its knees. They're right too you know. You are still a dangerous lunatic, but you don't embrace. I embrace that madness. I love that madness. This all started as a way to get myself known, but the more I tread down this path, the more I NEED IT!



Jamie OD: People keep talking. They say I'm trying to take old spot. They say I'm the echo, trying to imitate the original voice. That's fine, they can say what they want to say for now. Cause when I ruin you, when I hurt you, when I take away everything from you....all they will be saying is "Wow, that Jamie OD is the most sadistic son of a bitch I've ever seen". Trevor Mach, you need to watch your back, and start watching your back for the rest of your life, cause I'm coming for you. It's time for the echo to overcome the voice. 



-The Semi Main event would see Anwin put his newly won Infinity Division Championship on the line against former champion Camilo Ortega and Randy no Kachi. The crafty Greed member, and the ruthless former protege of Shadow would give Anwin everything they had in an intense battle for the coveted belt. Camilo tried to play it safe by staying back and catching a breather outside of the ring, but Anwin was there to make sure he got back in. With no other plan available, Camilo shrugged and shot in on Randy, but Randy caught him and dropped him with a body slam. He goaded the champ to get back to his feet, but Anwin stepped in and instead tried to roll Randy up for the pin. Randy kicked out, but the champion got his attention as they traded shots. The match carried on with Camilo finally getting into things by taking Randy to the ground with his Judo skills. The takedown knocked the wind out of RnK, and Camilo celebrated prematurely. Anwin dropkicked him back out of the ring and splashed on him. As Anwin and Camilo got back up, Randy no Kachi decided to splash as well, and all three lay on the floor outside. More brawling and high flying action, with Anwin controlling the pace of the match until Shadow appeared on the stage. That seemed to light a fire under RnK as he quickly grabbed Anwin by the mask and tossed him out of the ring. Camilo tried another judo takedown, but RnK blocked it. Camilo then clawed and teared at Randy's mask to try and rake the eyes, but Randy responded with a No Kachi Cutter and rolled up Camilo for the 1-2-3! Randy no Kachi shocked the fans by dethroning Anwin just over a week into his reign. Randy no Kachi beat his mentor to the punch to become the new Infinity Division Champion. The distraught Camilo Ortega vowed revenge before leaving the ring.

-It was now main event time, and a main event not seen in EBW for years. The ladies were back, as the Sparkle Division was about to be reborn! Lady M's and Paula, two fighters who knew each other so well would face Tracy and Kumatora, their friends, and rivals since the very beginning. The fans were pumped and the women were ready. Tracy and Lady M's started the match, for a brief moment, before Tracy thought twice and tagged in Nanimura. Nanimura tried to work over M's with her pure wrestling style, consisting of locks and chain holds. M's was a little rusty, but eventually she fought back and tagged out to Paula. Paula worked over Nanimura and forced her to tag Tracy back in. Being related by marriage didn't have them pulling their punches, as they threw hard shots with Tracy gaining control. She showed that some of Tack still lingered as she let the high kicks fly. Paula tagged out to M's as Tracy once again tagged out to Nanimura. M's wanted a piece of Tracy due to her suspicions and tried to pull her back into the ring, but Nanimura hooked M's arms and nearly got the pin with a Backslide. M's kicked out, got up first, and smashed Nani hard with the Sliding D. Nani was nearly pinned, but Tracy got involved and broke up the pin. M's caught her before she could get back out of the ring and a staredown ensued. M's wanted to know if Tracy was with Sparkle, as Tracy continued to let her know where her loyalties stood. Suddenly, Paula entered the ring and forced M's around and clocked her hard. Tracy and Nani were confused, but she soon attacked them too. Ness came down and embraced his wife as she continued to attack the other three in the ring. Jamie OD then rushed down to the ring and hovered over Lady M's. This brought out President Mach, who tried to fight off Ness and Jamie, but Paula snuck up behind him and handcuffed him to the ropes. The beat down on the President ensued, with Jamie once again stealing back the mask. He then tossed Lady M's around the ring as the livid Trevor tried to break free. M's fought back and clocked Jamie a few times, but Paula pulled out another pair of cuffs and cuffed M's hands behind her back. Jamie then planted a big kiss on the wife of the President before knocking her over and landing the Penalty Kick. Jamie OD gloated in front of the President, as it seems that the Sparkle Division does indeed have a turncoat working for Capcom. The war has moved to all fronts, and the Sparkle Division will once again have to fight for survival...




EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Invasion Infinity 6-Man Tag: Hotlanta/Generator/Picky Minch beat Leon[Capcom]/Cody[Capcom]/Arthur[Capcom] (8:03) via Hotlanta Ignition Facebuster on Arthur -> Pin
2. Tri-Force Championship: Noah Jennings/Ra/Pretty Tony beat Amigo(c)/Kinniku Mike(c)/Maurice(c) (10:58) via Noah Stock Market Crash on Mike -> Pin -> New Champions!
3. Invasion 6-Man Tag: Sagat[Capcom]/Balrog[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom] beat Sal Paradise/Tack Angel/Swift (7:50) via Sagat Tiger Uppercut on Sal -> Pin
4. Singles: Jamie OD vs. Onisuiken (0:00) No Contest
5. Infinity Division Championship 3-Way: Randy no Kachi beat Anwin(c) and Camilo Ortega (9:59) via No Kachi Cutter on Camilo -> Pin -> New Champions!
6. Sparkle Division Tag: Lady M's/Paula vs. Nanimura/Tracy (11:04) No Contest

EBW President Trevor Mach: Man! I am excited aboot Collision V! I don't know aboot the rest of you, but I think we've got a real good shot of kicking Capcom in the hindparts and sending them packing! Haha!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Uh....Trevor?

EBW President Trevor Mach: Yeah Ry Ry!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Are you....feeling alright?

EBW President Trevor Mach: Of course! I'm feeling fine and I'm totally focused on my job. Why do you ask?

Vice President Ryan IQ: You're wearing your old wrestling gear.

EBW President Trevor Mach: ......You can't prove that.

Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* I'm standing here right now seeing it Trevor. That jacket isn't hiding it one bit.

EBW President Trevor Mach: .....Well dammit Ry Ry!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Trevor, you're not seriously thinking about going through with a match with Jamie OD are you? I mean, I know what he did to Tali, but you're the President of EBW now. You're supposed to be retired. The main thing about retirement is that you....STAY RETIRED.

EBW President Trevor Mach: What would you do in my situation?

Vice President Ryan IQ: Lawsuit.

EBW President Trevor Mach: Dammit! You're supposed to say "I would totally fight for my wife's honor Trevor! You are sooooo right!".

Vice President Ryan IQ: This isn't just about Tali is it? He's struck a nerve with you, and your obsession with revenge is compelling you to challenge him in the ring.

EBW President Trevor Mach: ....When did you become a therapist?

Vice President Ryan IQ: It's pretty obvious what motivates you Trevor. I have to warn you of something though. You were eligible to become President because you were leaving the ring. That means that rejoining in the physical side of things could jeopardize your Presidency. You could lose everything.

EBW President Trevor Mach: ....If it happens then it happens. I trust you would know what to do if that ever happened.

Vice President Ryan IQ: ....*sigh* Why does everyone put trust in me? I'm still a total and absolute heel!

EBW President Trevor Mach: HA! Sure you are.

Amy Taylor: You're not fooling anyone sir.

Vice President Ryan IQ: *groan*



Collision V, the battle between EBW and Capcom is on the horizon, and Xperience would be the last chance to gain momentum for one side of the other. Big invasion matches and title bouts would set the stage for what will ultimately be the biggest Collision event in EBW history!



-The opening bout saw Bolshoi take on Cody Travers of Capcom. Cody gets a title shot against the current Infinity Division Champion Randy no Kachi, and he showed why in this match as he ruthlessly took control over Bolshoi. He very nearly got himself DQ'd by using his signature chains to try and choke Bolshoi, but Bolshoi escaped and rebounded in the match with a vicious Bolshoi Bomb. He tried to go high risk, but Cody recovered fast and floored him with a Superplex. Back on the ground, Cody hit his Last Dread Dust finisher and pinned Bolshoi for the win.

-The Infinity Division Champion was up next, as he was forced to team up with his former mentor Shadow to take on Leon Kennedy and Arthur. The only problem was that Shadow refused to take part in the match, making this a handicap match. RnK held in there regardless of the numbers and nearly won the match after a No Kachi Cutter on Arthur, but Leon Kennedy broke it up and introduced the champ to his version of Police Brutality. In the end RnK was on the mat as Leon Kennedy went high risk. RnK tried to get up, but Shadow grabbed his arms and held him down as Leon used the Shooting S.T.A.R.S Press he learned from Chris Redfield, and pinned the champ for the win. Capcom was dominant in the Infinity Division matches for the night.

-The third bout would see the Bounty Hunter Dante take on Maurice of SURGE Generation. Dante was looking to collect a bounty on Kinniku Mike, and the best way to get to Mike is through his teammates. Before the match could even get started Dante forced Maurice out of the ring and tossed him into the ring steps. Maurice tried to respond with a big KO Punch, but Dante pulled out a pair of Brass Knuckles and clocked Maurice instead. That's when Little Mac and Hashim Al-Singh came down to join in the beat down. The referee awarded Maurice the DQ win, but he wasn't feeling like a winner as Dante and Greed carried him to the back. Luckily, Kinniku Mike wasn't far behind.



Kinniku Mike: Let him go right now!

Dante: Heh! I had no interest in Maurice here. Little Mac is the one that paid me to clock him with some brass knuckles. Said he really hates it because of how many times Mac has done it. No, I just wanted to beat him down to get to you. See, Capcom has placed a LARGE bounty on your head, and I'm going to collect. That Eagleland Championship is going to be the bonus.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, you keep saying that, but you haven't made your move on me yet. How about taking me on right here and right now!

Dante: Patience Mike. I've learned to take my time with special cases like you. I'm going to have you so mad by Collision V that you won't be able to think straight. Add your own "personal frustrations" into the mix, and it looks like that Eagleland Championship is as good as mine. So Mike, I'll see you at Collision V.

Kinniku Mike: .....



-A big war ensued in the next match, as Global World Champion Sal Paradise, Tack Angel, and Swift took on Sagat, Vega, and Balrog once again. This was a no rules match, so of course Capcom sent some extra help in the the form of Shocktroopers and Zangief. EBW had backup of its own though, as Mega Man and Dan Hibiki returned to aid Team Paradise. This was more of a brawl than a match, as Tack chased Shocktroopers all the way up the stage where he ran into M. Bison. Before the two could fight, Phoenix Wright got involved to break things up. Sal and Sagat continued their feud, with Sal getting the upper hand and drop kicking Sagat out of the ring. Swift hit the POUNCE on both Vega and Balrog. He forced Balrog out of the ring and rubbed his forehead over Vega's mask before lifting him up for the Blackhammer, and finally getting the pin. A big win for EBW's team over Capcom.



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie here with Amigo. Tonight, this wrestling machine will lock up with Capcom's Ken. A fierce warrior with a cocky attitude, Ken is one of the top athletes in Capcom's roster. Amigo, can you stand up to the blonde braggart?

Amigo: ....Yep.

Dynamic Dougie: ....Yep?

Amigo: What? What else is they to say? You asked me a question and I answered.

Dynamic Dougie: Normally a wrestler will continue to talk about their opponent for a while....it helps to kill time and make these interview segments last longer than 10 seconds.

Amigo: I do my talking in the ring. By talking I mean wrestling, and by ring I mean.......ring.

Dynamic Dougie: Of course.

Sal Paradise: That's Amigo for you. He's short on words, but his skills in the ring will be more than enough. Ain't that right Amigo?

Amigo: Yep.

Sal Paradise: I think tonight we proved that EBW can handle whatever Capcom throws at us. The new generation of EBW wrestler has taken over. We're the newest model and we're more than a match for anything that Capcom's got. I'm the Global World Champion, and soon Amigo is going become the Capcom World Champion!

Amigo: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Dynamic Dougie: HA! It's funny because it's true....you wouldn't say it....like.....*sigh* Let's take it back to the ring.



-The Sparkle Division was up next, as Tracy would be the first to do battle with the traitor Paula. Normally, the kind and calm voice of reason in the roster, Paula has sold out along with her husband to try and ensure a Capcom future. Tracy has been on both sides of there types of fights, but tonight she would be fighting for EBW. Heather Mach and Nanimura even came out to offer support and watch her back, while Ness came down to support his wife. A fast paced match between two ladies who knew each other well. Heather and Nanimura made sure that Ness would not get involved keeping it fair for the most part. Paula had no problems trying to cheat in the ring though, as she clawed Tracy in the eyes while she was asking Ness why he would turn on his own sister. She tried to land Ness's PK ROCKIN, but Tracy escaped and landed a series of high kicks and a facebuster before rolling Paula up for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Paula regained control later by reversing a whip, sending Tracy into the corner and flipping her upside down on the tree of woe. Paula kicked and stomped as Tracy tried to escape. Paula pulled Tracy off the ring post and landed a belly-to-back inverted slam before going for the pin. 1-2-ROPE GRAB! Tracy was barely hanging on, and Paula was showing a brand new fire and intensity as she stomped and kicked her sister in law into the mat. She finally went onto the top rope and waited for Tracy to get back to her feet before hitting a Diving Neckbreaker and going for the pin again. 1-2-3! Paula won the highly competitive match and proved that she could a thorn in the side for the new and growing Sparkle Division.



-The big Tag Team Championship Battle Royale was up next, where stars from all divisions would compete in the over the rope challenge. The final two in the ring would be crowned the brand new Tag Team Champions! Lady M's entered the ring to represent the women, but it was obvious that he intentions were to get to the chaotic hooligan Jamie OD, who baited her in by taunting with Trevor Mach's mask. The moment the match started people began to fly out of the ring, as Kinniku Mike charged at New Money and eliminated Noah Jennings immediately. Troy was a livid man on a mission, because if he lost the match and the Tag Titles he would be fired from EBW. That meant he was relentless, and eliminated anyone in his path, including Hashim Al-Singh, who took a big boot over the top rope. Jamie toyed with Lady M's, but she caught him and landed some hard shots. Jamie OD once again shocked the fans by showing no hesitation in hitting the wife of the EBW President. He landed some hard shots and took her to the mat. As he set up for the Penalty Kick, M's got back to her feet and hit him hard with a lariat that sent them both over the top rope. They continued to fight on the outside, with Jamie backing up the ramp to goad her into following him into the back. That's when EBW President Trevor Mach rushed in and clobbered Jamie OD over the back of the head with a chair. He grabbed his mask back as he and M's forced Jamie to the back. Back to the action in the ring, as Mike proceeded to eliminate the last of New Money. w00t swooped in and landed his WKO on him. Mike bounced back up as Hotlanta and Generator drop kicked him out of the ring. Chu Chu and Troy were trading stiff shots as were rivals Anwin and Camilo Ortega, who duked it out in the center of the ring. Hotlanta and Generator tried to get the drop on them, but Anwin and Camilo turned to face them head on. Troy was pushing Chu Chu into the ropes and trying to push him over the top. Chu Chu grabbed on as w00t tried to toss them both over. All three ended up on the outside hanging on for dear life. Troy elbowed w00t to the floor, but he and Chu Chu were able to get back in. Picky Minch and Mike Ishijima joined the Infinity Division brawl in the middle of the ring, forcing Generator out before Hotlanta swooped in to sweep both of them off their feet and over the ropes. Anwin and Camilo then did the very same to Hotlanta. Anwin and Camilo stood in the center of the ring before shooting off to different corners of the ring to bounce off the ropes. Camilo did not see that Troy and Chu Chu were right behind him, and in a rather funny scene he unknowingly knocked both the Super Rookie and the Alpha Beta over the top rope. Camilo and Anwin were the final two survivors, and because of that they were now the EBW Tag Team Champions! Anwin and Camilo both celebrated, but then stared at each other, not knowing what to think of this situation. Troy had been eliminated, and per the orders of President Mach, that meant immediate termination.



EBW President Trevor Mach: Get him out of here! Take Jamie OD too! I want them both out!

Troy: ....I'll be seeing you again Mach.

Jamie OD: Afraid to have me in the building with your wife eh?

EBW President Trevor Mach: I'm just sick of looking at you. Plus, if you're not going to accept my challenge I have no use for you.

Jamie OD: Oh I'll let you know how I feel about that challenge on my own time and in my own way.

Little Mac: This isn't over Mach! You've had a bias against Greed your entire Presidency!

EBW President Trevor Mach: I never said I didn't!

Phoenix Wright: Don't worry, Capcom knows how to take care of talent. We'll handle this situation.

EBW President Trevor Mach: That takes care of that!

Lady M's: That was fun!

EBW President Trevor Mach: I thought so too!

Trevor and M's: BOOSH!



-In the main event of the evening, a first ever showdown took place between the wrestling machine Amigo and the blonde braggart from Capcom Ken. A martial arts expert versus a ground and submission expert made for a interesting match up, as both fighters tried to feel each other out and plan a strategy. The brash and arrogant Ken wasted no time in gloating to the fans though, and that lead to Amigo trying to shoot in for a take down. Ken caught him and delivered some hard knees and let him up for a spinning knee that took Amigo to the ground. Amigo was down, but not out, as he took Ken to the mat and tried to apply various submission holds, but to no avail. They got back to standing position, where Ken unleashed a vicious rising uppercut. He gloated and gave the thumbs up, assuming he had won by KO. Unfortunately for Ken you have to pin your opponent, and Amigo was not going to stay down for the 3 count. Ken set him up for another big attack, by leaping the air for the Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, but Amigo ducked it, got behind Ken, and hit a High Elevation German Suplex. He followed it up on the ground with a heel hook. The hook was locked in so tight that Ken had no choice but to tap out. Amigo had defeated Ken Masters, and was now on his way to a big Collision V show down with Capcom World Champion Ryu. Collision V is on the way.

EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Invasion: Cody Travers[Capcom] beat Bolshoi (4:40) via Last Dread Dust -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Tag Invasion: Leon Kennedy[Capcom]/Arthur[Capcom] beat Randy no Kachi/Shadow (6:31) via Leon Shooting S.T.A.R.S Press on Randy -> Pin
3. Singles Invasion: Maurice beat Dante[Capcom] (3:09) via DQ
4. No Rules Invasion: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel/Swift beat Sagat[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom]/Balrog[Capcom] (10:22) via Swift Blackhammer on Vega -> Pin
5. Sparkle Division Singles: Paula beat Tracy (8:09) via Diving Neckbreaker -> Pin
6. Tag Team Championship Battle Royale: Troy vs. Hashim Al-Singh vs. Ra vs. Noah Jennings vs. Pretty Tony vs. Kinniku Mike vs. w00t vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator vs. Anwin vs. Chu Chu vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Picky Minch vs. Jamie OD vs. Lady M's
Winners and NEW EBW Tag Team Champions: Anwin and Camilo Ortega (14:38)
7. Singles Invasion: Amigo beat Ken[Capcom] (12:07) via Heel Hook -> Submission

-



EBW's yearly trip to Plateau Hall normally features the company taking on other promotions in a friendly rivalry. This year would be different, as EBW is now its own network and it's in the middle of a conflict with the megalomaniacal Capcom. War is erupting, and the battle officially began tonight at Collision V: EBW vs. Capcom!

-The opening bout saw the odd team pairing of Onisuiken, Simon Stuart, and Chu Chu taking on three of the Capcom Shocktroopers. An interesting opener, as the Shocktroopers hadn't been seen in action in the ring, but were competent enough to go with the rookies. Chu Chu powered through them though, and Onisuiken confused them by using his Gimmick Driver to become Oni Shocktrooper. Even Simon Stuart was looking in better form and almost won the match for his team after a backslide and pin attempt. In the end though, Chu Chu hit his ring shaking Chokeslam on #3 to score the pin. A good warm up match and a win for EBW.

-Capcom powered back in the next match, as Triple BLU took on the team of Leon Kennedy, Frank West, and Arthur. This would be Triple BLU's last match as a team before two members who be heading off to a new project for the network, and they were looking to score a win. Capcom had no intention of dropping two matches in a row though, and Frank West scored the win after using his camera flash to blind Blue Lightning, he then went to the top rope for a Arm twist Ropewalk Chop called the Dead Rising before going for the pin.



-The first title match followed, as Randy no Kachi was set to make his first defense of the Infinity Division Championship against he unpredictable Cody Travers. Cody had no trouble starting this off dirty by throwing dust in his eyes and taking him to the mat. This was a lumberjack match, and the lumberjacks of EBW except for Shadow tried to tell the ref about this, but the Capcom lumberjacks attacked, and a brawl erupted outside. Randy was on the ropes as Cody landed a Ruffian Kick and his Zonk Knuckle attack, but RnK retaliated with a No Kachi Cutter attempt. A back and forth match, Randy no Kachi proved he was champion material by hanging in there with the Final Fight Pro veteran. That is whenever his own former mentor Shadow was not trying to cost him the match. In retaliation, RnK tossed Cody out of the ring right onto Shadow. The EBW guys were happy to launch Cody back into the ring. Later in the match, Cody used his chains to choke Randy over the top rope to the Capcom side. They held down Randy a little longer and roughed him up before throwing him back into the ring. Cody was set to use his Final Destruction combo, but Randy shocked him with a No Kachi Cutter. Instead of pinning Cody, he sent a message to Shadow by using the Shadow Driver before going for the pin. 1-2-3! Randy no Kachi won the man and kept the Infinity Division Championship in EBW.

-Balrog and Maurice went toe to toe in a strike fest next. Little Mac and Greed of course had to get involved on Capcom's behalf. Maurice was fighting the numbers game, but looked to be bobbing and weaving Balrog's harshest blows. He was looking to land a KO Punch, but Mac grabbed his feet from outside of the ring. Balrog then landed a Buffalo Headbutt before rolling up Maurice for the win.



-The brawlers of their respective promotions were up next, as Swift and Zangief collided in a big battle. They spent the early part of the match grappling and testing strength back and forth. Swift rubbed his forehead on Zangief, and that sent the big soviet into a frenzy as he clawed at Swift and picked him up for the Deadly Driver. Swift kicked out of a pin attempt and recovered by dodging a Flying Body Attack and hitting his POUNCE. Zangief wouldn't even stay down for a one, as the burly brawler leaped right back up. Late in the match the two bust out of the ring and started fighting in the crowd. The referee tried to get them back into the ring, but neither man was listening. The referee had to throw out the match and try to get security to break things up.



-Another championship match saw Kinniku Mike take on Dante with a big bounty and the Eagleland Championship all on the line. Mike's livid unfocused anger played well into Dante's game plan, as he slowly chopped away at the big man and evaded his attacks to make him even madder. He tried to pick up Mike for a Twister Slam, but Mike stopped him and hit the Release Dragon Suplex to take over in the match. Dante was on the ropes a bit, but had no problem cheating to try and take Mike off his game. He tried to finish off Mike with a Devil Must Die, but Mike hit first with the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb before getting the pin. A great win for Mike, as EBW picks up another win and defends another title.



-A huge match up was up next, as Tack Angel, the Pushpin Seraphim and resident hero of EBW battled the psychotic power mad dictator M. Bison. This rivalry began when Tack tried to get a Bison autograph, thinking he was acting great Raul Julia. From there, the back and forth taunting all lead up to a hard hitting battle. Tack and M. Bison busted out the big moves early, and Bison was winning out with dirty tactics. Tack responded with some hard kicks and landed a big spinning back kick that sent Bison into a frenzy. He began to shoot lightning out of his fingertips and levitate. He gave the electro magnetism line, but when Tack tried to find out how magnets work he took a hard spear. Tack finally responded with a big TaToBa Kick that beat out the Psycho Crusher, and Tack was able to get the pin and the big win. The Pushpin Seraphim brought a huge win to EBW. The Collision streak continues for Tack Angel.



-The first of two main events was next, as Ryu, the standard bearer for Capcom put his Capcom World Championship on the line against the wrestling machine Amigo. A hardcore focused martial artist against an amaresu star that was grown into one best wrestling in EBW history. A match made in fighting fan heaven, and it didn't disappoint. A mismatch of styles forced both men to think on their feet and come up with new tactics. Ryu landed a hard Hurricane Kick and that nearly KO'd Amigo, but Amigo took the pin attempt and reversed it into a near pin fall himself. Amigo tried to keep Ryu off his feet, and worked the legs to try force a submission. They finally worked back to their feet, where Amigo attempted to hit his German sequence, but Ryu fought out and let the fists fly before landing his Shoryuken in a quick manner. He pinned Amigo, but amazingly Amigo got his foot on the rope and survived. This was the first time someone had not gone down to Ryu's Shoryuken, and the normally calm and collective Ryu showed a bit of panic on his face. He began to respect his opponent more, and you could see that with how he handled Amigo's further shoot attempts. Amigo out wrestled Ryu and took him back to the ground for a Heel Hook attempt. The street fighter was barely hanging on, but managed to get to the ropes before tapping. Near the end of the match they were back on their feet, with Amigo looking to land his High Elevation German. Ryu once again escaped, but this time hit his Shin Shoryuken before going for the pin. In a controversial decision, the referee counted to 3 when it looked like Amigo kicked out at the last micro second. The decision was official, but the fans booed the outcome, as it appeared that Amigo had somehow survived another Ryu finisher. The stoic warrior looked less that pleased with his victory and quietly grabbed his belt to head to the back. Capcom retains their title.  



-The second main event, and the match that could massively damage EBW saw Sal Paradise and Sagat go toe to toe for the Global World Championship. Sagat tried to go for the advantage early on with an eye rake followed by a spamming of every "Tiger" move in the book. His long reach and muay thai skills kept Sal back, and he had to improvise to stay alive in this big title defense. Sagat was in firm control with his hard strikes, and very nearly took the title from EBW with a Tiger Uppercut. However, Sal Paradise kicked out and fought back in that overcoming style that makes him such a fan favorite. He landed his signature Brainbuster, but couldn't keep Sagat down until he switched it up with a Paradise Lock. Sagat was not the best at Submissions given his experience, and surprisingly had to tap out surprisingly fast. Sal Paradise defended the title and scored a huge win for EBW. A relatively calm pay per view, as in all the matches took place without Capcom trying to sabotage the whole event. On the other hand, EBW treated Capcom with a level of respect in this environment. There was still growing hostility however, and Capcom's intentions for takeover were still first and foremost on the minds of EBW fans. After a stalemate, where would EBW and Capcom go from here?

Collision V: EBW vs. Capcom
Plateau Hall
PPV

1. 6-Man Tag: Onisuiken/Simon Stuart/Chu Chu beat Shocktrooper #1[Capcom]/Shocktrooper #2[Capcom]/Shocktrooper #3[Capcom] (5:01) via Chu Chu Chokeslam on #3 -> Pin
2. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag:  Leon Kennedy [Capcom]/Frank West[Capcom]/Arthur[Capcom] beat Mike Ishijima/Ultimo Tiger/Blue Lightning (6:56) via Frank Dead Rising (Arm twist Ropewalk Chop) on Blue Lightning -> Pin
3. Infinity Division Championship Lumberjack: Randy no Kachi(c) beat Cody Travers[Capcom] (8:44) via Shadow Driver -> Pin
4. Singles:  Balrog[Capcom] beat Maurice (5:39) via Buffalo Headbutt -> Countout
5. Singles: Swift vs. Zangief[Capcom] (8:18) No Contest
6. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Dante (6:52) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin
7. Singles: Tack Angel beat M. Bison (9:20) via TaToBa Kick -> Pin
8. Capcom World Championship(If Amigo beats Ken): Ryu(c)[Capcom] beat Amigo (13:02) via Shin Shoryuken -> Pin
9. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) beat Sagat (9:04) via Paradise Lock -> Submission

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Nerma: CAPCOM ATTACKS! That's right, this is breaking news straight from the EBW News Center!

Hater: EBW has able to hold its own against Capcom during the annual Collision event. They apparently didn't like that too much. Nyah!

Nerma: Capcom made a big move against EBW today by invading the EBW Tower and making a big challenge to EBW...



Great Leader: Well well well....it seems the time has finally come to turn up the heat. I present myself here and now to show you EBW, that you have no control over your own destiny. That privilege belongs to me....it belongs to Capcom. We are the greatest organization in the world, and as such we will soon rule over it with an iron fist. Everything you know, everything you are is outdated. It's about progress. It's about lackluster fighting games released over and over. It's about gritty first person shooters that look and play exactly the same. The bright and colorful spirit of Earthbound is dead. The world has become a cold and irritable place. The people want a new world order, and Capcom will provide them with that new order. We're taking over the world, and EBW is in our way. The time for toying around is over. We made our money on your pay per view, and we found out just how strong you're NOT. It's time to declare to declare full on war on EBW. You don't stand a chance. I know this personally. GAME OVER!

Nerma: The broadcast cut off from there and the Shocktroopers proceeded to leave, but Capcom being able to walk up to EBW's doorstep like that....very frightening.

Hater: Nyah! I love fighting games, but I have Capcom scaring my love muffin like that!

Nerma: Love muffin?

Hater: Now onto better news! EBW has apparently responded to Capcom's acts by openly welcoming them to future EBW shows, and even branding the next pay per view in a way that almost insults Capcom. I'm speaking of course about the biggest pay per view of the year. That's right the time has come once again. Next up, is Victory Explosion VI: Ultimate EBW vs. Capcom! NYAH!



Nerma: The biggest battles always go down at the biggest pay per view, and this year will be the biggest yet. Details are still sketchy, and no location or matches have been announced, but you can believe that the war between EBW and Capcom will ignite the ring and set the wrestling word on fire!

Hater: I love it when you use wordplay!

Nerma: The build to that big show will start now, but that's not the only big show we'll be hyping tonight. We leave you with one final story, a follow up on the news of a "minor league" promotion. It turns out that the name of this new promotion under the EBW banner will be called "Alpha"!



Nerma: That's right, EBW's new project Alpha, will see new and old wrestlers come together in a new type of show, where they will attempt to create their own wrestling show! What do I mean by that? Well the cameras will follow them as they attempt to book their own shows, find sponsors, find arenas to use, and build stars. It's a wrestling promotion where the wrestlers will rule the roost with little to no help from the parent company. Can Alpha get off the ground and create a new beginning for EBW's future stars?

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Nerma: We can finally confirm that the rosters for Maelstrom and Alpha are starting to fill up, as the initial groupings have finally been announced!

Hater: Maelstrom is the show that will see wrestlers become hybrid fighters and show the world the style that changed EBW a few years back. Alpha, will see EBW wrestlers and some new wrestlers eventually, try to create their own wrestling product from scratch. It's time to reveal the initial rosters! 



Nerma: w00t and Picky Minch will act as the veterans, and teach Chu Chu, Blue Lightning, Fighter Daron, Ultimo Tiger, and Simon Stuart the ropes on building a promotion from the ground up. That is if they know how to do it themselves. A lot of potential in this group, and w00t has finally embraced the mentor role he has found himself in.



Hater: The Maelstrom group will be comprised of 6 men and 2 women for the opening show. Amigo, Maurice, Hashim Al-Singh, Camilo Ortega, Pretty Tony, Anwin for the men. Heather Mach and Val Dorado. The plan right now is for an Openweight Tournament to crown a Maelstrom Hybrid Champion.

Nerma: That's looking great so far, as EBW Network continues to grow its programming lineup. We know you can only watch so many reruns of FTW and MKPW after all.

Hater: Some more big news on the horizon, as it looks like with the creation of these new shows, openings will be appearing for new talent. Expect new debuts soon, especially in the Infinity Division.

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Announcer: It's time once again to check into the EBW News Center, for the breaking news on the EBW Network!



Nerma: Nerma here, with some big news! Remember how last time I checked in to tell you about EBW new brands that will debut? I also mentioned that you could expect some big debuts very soon. Well soon equals now, as I'm happy to present the first debut in the Network era. This is a surprising debut, as it happens to be a student of one Tack Angel, the face of EBW. I'm happy to present the Cherub Kid.

Cherub Kid: ...It's nice to meet you all. Let's try to get along.

Hater: Nyah? What's with this kid Tack?

Tack Angel: He's pretty timid, but he's not afraid to show off in the ring.

Cherub Kid: It's my dream to wrestle like my older brother.

Nerma: Oh, is Tack your brother? I didn't know that.

Cherub Kid: No, my brother is Tack's former tag team partner CP Munk.

Hater: That....makes no sense.

Nerma: Oh, so you're helping out your old Journey partner eh?

Tack Angel: Could we not mention that please? I don't even like the band Journey! Haha! Munk was a bit cautious about the whole thing, but I promised him that I would take good care of Cherub, and make sure he gets a fair chance. It's not going to be easy though.

Cherub Kid: Oh, I'm well aware Tack. I promise I won't let you down.

Nerma: Cherub has got some high flying moves, and he's got some kicks apparently. It will be interesting to see him go in the ring. We'll find out what he's made of this week on Xcite, when Tack, Swift, and Cherub Kid take on M. Bison, Vega, and Balrog in 6-Man Tag action! A big high profile match to show off what the rookie has to offer. Should be great. Now we're going to take it to our broadcast colleague Dougie, who is standing by with two more recruits!



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie here, but it looks like I'm joined by three "new" recruits....and I might be out of the job as Mia Lamina is back! Dammit, Tali said that Trevor would make me scrub toilets if this didn't pan out! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mia Lamina: Relax Dougie, the resident party girl isn't here to take your job! I'm here to introduce my new boys Jet Set Future! They're here to shake up your tag team division. They are here to shake up your Infinity Division. They are here to just shake things up! You've never seen a team like this before. They are rollerblading luchadors, here to show you a new style called "Lucha Blade"! With a combination of unorthodox moves and funky beats, this duo is going to show EBW how to party!

Dynamic Dougie: So.....I'm NOT being replaced?

Mia Lamina: .....No.

Dynamic Dougie: OH THANK GOD! Back to the news room before someone changes their mind!



Nerma: We're looking forward to seeing Jet Set Future step into the ring soon as well. Finally, we're joined by a new member to the Infinity Division. A masked wrestler who is has experience in MMA, only we don't know how much, as he won't reveal his identity to anyone! A mysterious fighter who plans on doing all of his talking in the ring, Firebrand X as he is calling himself, is planning to take the Infinity Division by storm. With a combination ground skills, high flying moves, and and skull shattering strikes, no one is safe from this hot new prospect.

Hotlanta: We'll just see about that.

Nerma: Hotlanta?

Hotlanta: As you know, I'm one of the veterans in this Infinity Division. I may not have another gold at the moment, but I still consider myself one of the standard bearers around here. I would like nothing more than to see what you can do myself, but I am already booked for Xcite. Hotlanta and I are going to put Jet Set Future to the test in a 5 Minute Exhibition to see what they've got. We're also warming up to make a move on the new Tag Champs, but we'll get to that later. I still want to see what you can do Firebrand X, so that's why I had a word with Bolshoi here. He's a former champion in the division, and we'll know that you belong if you can hang with him or 5 minutes. Are you in?

Firebrand X: .....I am.

Bolshoi: WEEEEE! This is gonna be fun! Would you like some Cotton-

Firebrand X: ......

Bolshoi: Candy? No? Well then.....kthxbai! *Unicycles Away!*

Nerma: Well there you have it! Looks like Xcite is booked and ready to be presented to the fans, so let's take a look at the card!

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

Victory Explosion Stage 1: New Beginnings

1. 5 Minute Exhibition Infinity Division: Bolshoi vs. Firebrand X(Debut)
2. 5 Minute Exhibition Infinity Division Tag: Hotlanta/Generator vs. Grind(debut)/Switchback(Debut)
3. 6-Man Infinity Division Tag: Randy no Kachi/Anwin/Camilo Ortega vs. Dhalsim[Capcom]/Arthur[Capcom]/Cody Travers[Capcom]
4. Sparkle Division Tag: Lady M's/Tracy vs. Paula/Erica
5. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Swift/Cherub Kid(debut) vs. M. Bison[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom]/Balrog[Capcom]
6. Tag Team: Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Little Mac/Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony
7. Non-Title Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Sagat[Capcom]

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Announcer: It's now time for Ask Dr. Amigo! The show where EBW Wrestler Amigo answers all of your biggest questions. And now, your hosts Dr. Amigo and Maurice!



Maurice: Welcome to Ask Dr. Amigo! I'm Maurice, and joining me is the Doctor himself Amigo.

Amigo: This is highly ridiculous. I'm not even a real Doctor you know.

Maurice: Sure you are! You're got a PhD in Stuffology!

Amigo: I don't even think that's a real course.

Maurice: Sure it is! So anyways, this is the show where real fans ask Amigo anything they want to know, and he will provide the answers. We do 8 questions an episode so let's get right to it!

Jimmy Fakename asks: Do you like Banana Smoothies?

A: "Sadly, I have an allergy to Bananas, as my throat gets all sore and my ears itchy and hot, so I do not usually consume them. But, I do love Blueberry Smoothies. Very healthy for you, as all smoothies can be. And usually I either take pills or eat another food high in Potassium to compensate."

Virginia Hertz asks: Is it Humid in Dusty Dunes Desert or is it just Hot?

A: "It is more hot then anything. You see, Spring only lasts about a month or so, so the higher temperatures come quickly and at the peak in July, it reaches about 112 to 114 degrees. However, in August, the temperature drops to about 108, but the humidity factor rises. It is not unlike being cooked in a water barbecue".

President Trevor Mach asks: I heard u like Mudkipz?

A: "I do moreso the final evolution of it, Swampert. The creature has a great Water/Ground typing, which means I use it's moveset for Water, Ground, Rock and Ice-type moves which allows it to face virtually any other typing. Easily the best starter of Generation #3".

Tack Angel asks: What's the answer to the eternal question: Goobers or Raisinettes

A: "Raisinettes are a scam, but Goobers at least are something different. That said, I am more fond of Whoppers".

Rhett Bomar asks: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and buns come in packages of 6?

A: "Very simple. The companies want you to but more until it is even to make more money".

Bob Billingsly asks: Why do they call it the Equator when nothing is really equal down there?

A: "People call it the Equator because along with the Prime Median, it splits the planet into two, hypothetical, lines, you see.

President Trevor Mach again asks: Explain in great detail why Back the the Future 2 is better than the original.

A: "I think because it does not involve or mention any form of Libya under it's reign of Colonel Qaddafi, I think. Bad karma, you see".

Tack Angel again asks: Who killed Mr. Body?

A: "It was of course, a male model turned assassin. Which one? I can not say".

Maurice: And there you have it! Simple and to the point right? An easy pay check for me too haha! Well that about does it so-

Amigo: Wait, I have a question. It's a question for Ryu from Capcom. You going to give me a rematch? I was robbed at Collision V and you know it. You could not keep the wrestling machine down and I-

Maurice: Amigo, this isn't a wrestling show....it's a Q&A show!

Amigo: Yeah, on a WRESTLING NETWORK!

Maurice: .....GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

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The Kong Country Wrestling Revival Tour
Episode 01: Arrival (Night 1)

~PART ONE~

A red, yellow, and orange tour bus rumbles down a shoddy, ill paved road. Several of the road signs have numbers and some kind of language that looks like chicken scratch. Lady M's looks out the window and sighs before returning to her Gameboy Advance.

Lady M's
Trade me Squirtle.

SWIFT
I'm keeping Squirtle. You can have Bulbasaw.

Lady M's
I don't want Bulbasaw--saur. Bulbasaur.

SWIFT
...if you don't want Bulbasaw then you don't want no pokemon, now do you?

Lady M's
Throw in Duotrio and it's a deal.

SWIFT
Pssf, okay.


Lady M's
...fucking hate it on this Island. *looks over* Get that camera off of me, Danny.

Danny
C'mon now. This is a special documentary that will be on the EBW Network.

Lady M's
Oh...want the rest of this Lemonheads?

Danny
Yeah!

Danny takes the box and shakes it before looking inside with a puzzled look.

Danny
There's nothing in here.

Lady M's
Those are all the fucks I give about this being on the EBW Network.

Danny


SWIFT
HA! Who's the man?!

SWIFT and Lady M's do a Sid fist bump when Pretty Tony looks over SWIFT's seat.

Pretty Tony
What just happened?

SWIFT
Danny got burned.

Pretty Tony
Who's the man?!

Tony fist bumps SWIFT and Lady M's before the bus stops abruptly sending him flying back and into the aisle way.

Bus Driver
We're here...do I wait here or...?

SWIFT
You wait here. >:c Don't drive off or nothin'

Bus Driver
But this is a fire emergency spot. I can't stay here.

SWIFT
I know when I look out that window there I better see this bus in this very spot. >:c

Bus Driver
Okay.

SWIFT, Lady M's, Danny, Pretty Tony, and a few other EBW talent file off the bus with their gear. Danny keeps his camera on SWIFT and Lady M's.

Lady M's
Look at this shitty building. It's still standing.

SWIFT
I'm almost certain K. Rool would've bought this and turned it into a Burger Time.

Lady M's
Burger Time sounds good.

Danny
So, as two of the Kong Country Wrestling Originals, how does it feel to be back?

Lady M's
It sucks.

SWIFT
I hated it here. >:c

Danny
Oh...why?

SWIFT
Cranky is a bastard. He paid talent in bananas. In my bank account here in Kong Country I have some 30,000 bananas in there.

Lady M's
...you made 30,000 bananas? I only made around 20,000 >:c

SWIFT
Well I ate some...but still, they don't convert well in Kingdom coins.

Lady M's
Not at all.

Danny
So why are you here?

Lady M's
Because the wise EBW President thought it would be good to send talent to support KCW on it's revival tour.

Pretty Tony
You're not EBW contracted...are you?

SWIFT
Hey, you don't need to know the nature of her contract >:c

Pretty Tony
...and I read that your contract was done with four months ago, SWIFT.

SWIFT
>:c

Danny
D:>

Pretty Tony
I think some books are being cooked.

SWIFT
Anyways, Tali and I got our start here in Kong Country after training with Hammer Bro. #2--

SWIFT & Lady M's
Rest in Peace.

Lady M's
Awesome teacher. Best ever.

SWIFT
Damn straight.

Lady M's
"Never sell a flying move..."

SWIFT
"...either roll out of the way or put your knees up."

Lady M's & SWIFT
"And always kick out on a flying move." >:c

Danny
How was training under Hammer Bro. #2

Lady M's
Oh, it was difficult...for the other eight.

SWIFT
HA!

Lady M's
You see, you don't just "train" under Hammer Bro. #2. You get the full Hammer Bro. #2 Experience.

Pretty Tony
I trained under Crash Bandacoot.

Lady M's
Yes...it shows.

Pretty Tony
Huh?

Danny
Oh look, they're opening the doors! Let's go.

 

Nerma: Late breaking news comes from an EBW Live! event in the outskirts of the Onett, as it appears that Kinniku Mike has been dethroned as the Eagleland Champion! Yes, the..."Sex Machine", who was just planning on refocusing his career has felt the sting of Greed once again. Noah Jennings reclaimed the belt after a cat and mouse game with Kinniku Mike that ended in surprising fashion. Kinniku Mike's friend and protege from TUE5 Mike Ishijima came down to assist Greed, and apparently joined the group that's helping take down EBW for Capcom from within. He was wearing a new outfit and carrying a new swagger as he pretended to fight off Petty Tony and Ra, only to clock Mike and open him up for the Stock Market Crash. Noah Jennings and the rest of New Money are now back in control of the Tri-Force titles and the Eagleland Champion. Greed has a brand new member.

Hater: In other matches, Onisuiken defeated rookie Cherub Kid in the opener. He used the Gimmick Driver to become Tack Angel's gimmick so he could outwit the protege of Tack. Oni hit the Angel Driver and pinned him cleanly. Mike Ishijima appeared earlier in the night in his original gear and won a surprising victory over Bolshoi. The clowned prince was in control until Mike escaped a Bolshoi Bomb and hit the Wrist–Clutch Fisherman Driver before the pin.

Nerma: Infinity Division #1 Contender Shadow was up next to size up rookie Firebrand X, but before the match could get into full swing, the Infinity Division Champion Randy no Kachi gave his former mentor a taste of his own medicine and got involved in the match. Afterwards, RnK made it clear that he wants to defend the title against Shadow at Victory Explosion VI. Jet Set Future brought their Lucha Blades style against Pretty Tony and Ra of New Money. 2/3 of the Tri-Force Champions were overwhelmed and confused by this new team and their new style, so they left the ring to be counted out, giving Jet Set the victory.

Hater: Amigo came out to take on Hashim Al-Singh with a large Capcom banner that he tore up. He taunted the Capcom World Champion Ryu, and continued to taunt him as he faced off with Hashim in the ring. This one sided match had Amigo dominating. He introduced his new finisher the Fire Thunder Driver, a more tradition pro wrestling move compared to his amaresu style moves. An easy win for Amigo.

Nerma: Speaking of Capcom, Balrog and Vega invaded the tour circuit, and once again challenged the team of Tack Angel and Swift. This time however, their matches were broken up into singles battles. Tack had trouble with Balrog, and couldn't land a kick without taking a vicious punch, so he took things to the mat and submitted Balrog with an Elevated Dusty Dunes Cloverleaf. Swift would not be so lucky, as he dominated his match, but dirty tricks and a claw to the face from Vega lead to the Rolling Crystal Flash and the pin. Swift was less than please and tried to get to Vega as Phoenix Wright and the Capcom Shocktroopers got in his way.

Hater: That ladies of Sparkle took the semi main event, as Erica and Val solidified their spot as the top ladies team by taking down Kumatora and Nanimura. The Princess and the Pure Mu wrestler were mismatched as a team, leading to Erica hitting the Endgame Diamond Cutter on Kumatora and pinning her as Val dealt with Nanimura on the outside. Val and Nani's exchanges were quite heated, and a singles match may come of this brawl.

Nerma: It was a big show in the outskirts of Onett, with some big developments that will impact feuds on television and at Victory Explosion VI. Greed is regaining power and Capcom is poised to attack on all fronts. Things are definitely heating up!

EBW: Live!
Onett Outskirts

1. Singles: Onisuiken beat Cherub Kid (5:14) via Angel Driver -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Singles: Mike Ishijima beat Bolshoi (8:05) via Wrist–Clutch Fisherman Driver -> Pin
3. Infinity Division Singles: Shadow vs. Firebrand X (3:29) No Contest
4. Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat Ra/Pretty Tony (5:50) via Countout
5. Singles: Amigo beat Hashim Al-Singh (4:57) via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin
6. Invasion Singles: Tack Angel beat Balrog[Capcom] (8:44) via Elevated Dusty Dunes Cloverleaf -> Submission
7. Invasion Singles: Vega[Capcom] beat Swift (7:59) via Rolling Crystal Flash -> Pin
8. Sparkle Division Tag: Erica/Val beat Kumatora/Nanimura (6:50) via Erica Endgame Diamond Cutter on Kumatora -> Pin
9: Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings beat Kinniku Mike(c) (10:09) via Stock Market Crash STO -> Pin -> New Eagleland Champion

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Announcer: It's now time for another EBW Network News Update!

Nerma: Nerma here, with more late breaking news for all the EBW viewers out there. This is some big Victory Explosion news, as I can now confirm that this year's Victory Explosion event will take place in the middle of the Dusty Dunes Desert. A huge desert full of wrestling fans. This will be a first for the company, who has toured in the desert before, but never put on a show as big as this. I can also confirm to you that Sal Paradise will indeed be putting the Global World Championship on the line against Akuma. The crazed and vicious Akuma accepted the challenge that Sal made to Capcom, and now the two will do battle in the desert. We caught up with Sal earlier today, and got this comment from him.

Sal Paradise: I guess you get what you ask for sometimes right? Akuma is on a whole other level from Sagat. For example....he's got two eyes...meaning depth perception. I didn't have to deal with depth perception before. Also, this guy knows how to do things other than Tiger this and Tiger that. The point being that Akuma is probably the best that they can throw at me, but the People's Choice won't back down. 

Victory Explosion VI: Ultimate EBW vs. Capcom
Dusty Dunes Desert
Pay Per View

1. Capcom World Championship: Ryu[Capcom](c) vs. ?
2. Chaotic Battle: Jamie OD vs. Trevor Mach
3. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Akuma[Capcom]

Nerma: You can expect more big matches to be booked in the weeks leading up to the big show. Victory Explosion VI is on the way! We now take you to the second installment of Jackie's talk show now called "One Eyed Jack's".



Jackie: Welcome to One Eyed Jack's! See it's a joke because I have one eye? Get it? I didn't think it very funny either, but what are you gonna do? Anyways, I'm here with four very special guests to chat with about this and that. Three of them currently work for EBW, with Lady M's, Dynamic Dougie, and the new rookie Cherub Kid.

Lady M's: Jackie.

Cherub Kid: Ohayou gozaimasu! Let's get along well! *Bows*

Dynamic Dougie: Definitely a Tack student. Heya Jackie. I'd keep an eye on this kid, he's kind of strange.

Jackie: An eye Dougie? I only have one eye Dougie. If I keep an eye on him, then what do I do when you try to pour yourself free drinks.....again.

Dynamic Dougie: I....uh...well you seeeee....

Jackie: Don't worry about it. We have someone else here with us today, isn't that right M's?

Lady M's: Yes, this is my good friend Sarah. We've known each other for years. She's never been much of a wrestling fan, but with the return of Sparkle to EBW she wanted to lend her support.

Sarah: Very nice to meet you Jackie.

Jackie: I see. So the often standoffish Lady M's actually found time in her youth for friends eh?

Lady M's: What's that supposed to mean?!

Jackie: Well let's be honest here. The only two people you don't dish out beatings to on a daily basis are your husband and me, and that's only because I'm the one that gives you drinks!

Lady M's: .....That's true I suppose. You are the only one exempt from Smash Mouth Justice.

Jackie: Yes....me and your husband....right?

Lady M's: .........

Jackie: Well whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Sarah: Tali and I go way way back. We've been out of touch for years, but I want to show her how I feel by standing by her side against Paula this week.

Jackie: Oh that's right, you're facing Paula this week. That's a pretty big match for the fledgling division isn't it?

Lady M's: Only big because I will be sending Ness a BIG hospital bill when I'm through with his turncoat bitch wife!

Jackie: Confident as always. Now Sarah, if memory serves this isn't your first time in front of an EBW camera is it?

Sarah: *sigh* No, it's not. One time I was....forced on a double date.

Dynamic Dougie: Hey! Was it really that bad?

Jackie: Oh yeah, that was when you went on that date with Dougie here! Imagine that! I totally didn't plan that ahead of time.

Dynamic Dougie: Yeah, sure you didn't. Cyclops asshole.

Sarah: I was hoping to spend some time with Tali, but instead I had this ginger lunatic making a pass at me every other minute.

Dynamic Dougie: Hey, I was a PROPER gentleman!

Sarah: You took off your trunks in the hot tub!

Dynamic Dougie: That's was Trevor and Tali's idea! They said they were all doing it!

Sarah: A likely story! Tali?

Lady M's: Heh, don't look at me. I think the guy is a psycho!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey! We're supposed to be family dammit!

Jackie: That brings up a good point. Sarah, I figured you would have wanted to attend Tali's wedding last year. How come you weren't there?

Lady M's: You sure pay attention to small details Jackie.

Jackie: I have an "eye" for this sort of thing.

Dynamic Dougie: By eye, he means he's got a bunch of talking points written on a piece of paper over there.

Jackie: Quiet you!

Sarah: Right...well I....I was really busy at the time and couldn't make it to Fourside. I....regret....not being there.

Lady M's: Hell, these things happen Jackie. The point is that she's here now, and she's going to have my back when I make Paula pay.

Jackie: Sounds good to me. Now before we go, we haven't gotten to speak with Cherub Kid, so let's take this time to find out a little more about the rookie. Cherub? Where did he go?

Dynamic Dougie: Ha! He slinked away earlier the moment voices were raised. Timid kid is a better name for him!

Jackie: Well great, we scared off the rookie. In that case I'm closing up the bar for today. You don't have to go home, but you cant' stay here. Goodnight!

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Lady M's: Sarah, glad to see you finally made it.

Sarah: Sorry Tali, had something...important to do before the show tonight.

Lady M's: Everything alright?

Sarah: No, but it will be later.

Lady M's: Huh?

Sarah: When you beat Paula in the main event of course!

Lady M's: Oh heh! You can count on it. Going to bring her a world of hurt tonight.

Sarah: Looking forward to it.

Dynamic Dougie: Yeah! I'm with you on that Sarah! Haha!

Sarah: Tali, it's that Doug guy again.

Lady M's: I would say ignore him and he'll go away, but that hasn't gotten him to move out yet.

Dynamic Dougie: Haha! You're funny Tali!

Lady M's: Yeah, I'm sure you THINK I'm joking.

Sarah: What do you want?

Dynamic Dougie: Here to do my job of course! Tali, tonight you're getting the main event for the Sparkle Division. You're going up against Paula, in a huge grudge match. Are you ready?

Lady M's: I'm always ready.....always.

Dynamic Dougie: That's great to hear. Now onto real business. Sarah, do you want to maybe possibly kinda sorta wanna go out with-

Sarah: No.

Dynamic Dougie: Oh....is it because of the "incident".

Sarah: It's a lot of things.

Dynamic Dougie: Well I-

Lady M's: Dougie leave!

Dynamic Dougie: Yes Mam!

Lady M's: What a ginger bitch.

Sarah: Ha!



The countdown for Victory Explosion VI has entered its second stage, as another countdown begins. An ultimatum from Capcom, that full on war is on the horizon. M. Bison is poising for a full on attack with Shadaloo, and Akuma has come to answer the call of Global World Champion Sal Paradise. Meanwhile, EBW continues to find traitors, as Paula has joined the Capcom sympathizers and become public enemy #1 to the Sparkle Division. All the while a new generation is standing up to the threat of Capcom, lead by Global World Champion Sal Paradise. The show opened with Sal leading out SURGE Generation, Tag Team Champion Anwin, and Infinity Division Champion Randy no Kachi. Sal grabbed a mic.



Sal Paradise: Hellooooo EBW! Man, what an exciting night, am I right? I mean we're heading to Victory Explosion! It's that kind of special feeling where you just HAVE to point at a sign! Now where is that sign? I MUST point at a sign so I can show everyone that I really really want to have that title match at Victory Explosion. It's the only way fans will know that a big event is coming up if I point at the sign! No? No sign? Oh well. People, I'll cut to the chase for ya. This IS a big event for a lot of reasons, but the main reason will be me making history by defeating Akuma and defending the Global World Championship! That's not all though, cause we're going to war with Capcom and we've got all the ammo we need. Just look at the guys in this ring right now. SURGE Generation, whenever they aren't getting screwed by Greed they are winning titles and breaking records. Randy no Kachi has become a better Shadow than Shadow ever was! Anwin goes from Infinity Division Champ to Tag Team Champ in the less than a month, and does so in a match that saw EBW get rid of Troy! I mean look at these guys! We're the new generation the best generation, and we'll lead the fight against Capcom!

Little Mac: You're looking at Capcom, when you should be thinking about us.

Sal Paradise: Now just what the hell do you guys want?

Little Mac: The same as we always want. Money....Power....Control. We're the elite of this company, and by siding with Capcom we have assured our survival.

Sal Paradise: No, you've just assured that everyone sees you as the sell out bitches that you are.

Little Mac: Who cares what the people think? We have money! We're the best in wrestling, and we even just added a new member. Everyone say hello to Mike Ishijima! During a live show this week, the former protege of Kinniku Mike served up justice and helped bring the Eagleland Championship back where it belongs.

Mike Ishijima: No offense Mike, but you should have seen this coming. I mean, you knew I wanted to make a name for myself more than anything  else and that includes "friendship".

Kinniku Mike: I know that you're a little punk ass traitor that is now another target on my Greed hit list!

Mike Ishijima: Traitor?! How am I the traitor? Look at you! You're the one who abandoned me after TUE 5. The young rookie left to fend for himself and find his own way. You said you had my back, but you were never there! I found my own way alright....with Greed. Now, everyone knows who I am. Now, I'm in the elite and making money. Now-

Kinniku Mike: Now you're in line for a BLUE OCEAN SONOKO BOMB!

Little Mac: Enough. Look, this is not personal, it's only business. That's why I came out here tonight. Next week, we are challenging your "best" to take on our "best" on behalf of Capcom. If we win, you will concede to Capcom's demands and allow them to book Victory Explosion VI as they see fit. If you win I'll-

Amigo: Give Maurice the match he wants at Victory Explosion. You'll finally stand in the middle of the ring like a man and face him. No excuses and no cop outs.

Little Mac: Really? That's what you want for victory? Wouldn't you rather have me talk to Ryu about some Capcom World Championship rematch? Much better bargaining chip than-

Amigo: No! I'll get that rematch on my own. This is what I want.

Maurice: Amigo.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, give him the damn match already.

Sal Paradise: You'll hear no complaints out of me. Grow some balls and be a man Mac.

Little Mac: Ha! You want it you got it. It's not like you'll be winning anyways. You'll lose to us on Xcite, and you'll lose the control of Victory Explosion VI. Good day Gentlemen.

Sal Paradise: Don't listen to him. Don't anybody listen to that washed up has been. This right here is the best that EBW has ever been, with the best wrestlers that EBW has ever had. Greed and Capcom....don't stand a chance.

-The opening contest saw the rookie Cherub Kid get another shot at getting his foot in the door against Onisuiken. Oni won their first encounter during a Live! show by using his Gimmick Driver to mimic Tack Angel. That plan worked then, but it wouldn't work now, as Cherub had him scouted and out thought Oni before rolling him up for a pin. Cherub Kid gets a win and gets noticed by the EBW fans.

-Firebrand X continues to draw intrigue with his hybrid style and ability to hang in there with the best, so he was booked in a 5-Minute Exhibition match with the champion Randy no Kachi. These two put on a top notch match, but eventually Shadow made his presence felt again, and put the pressure on RnK. The distractions paid off, with Randy not being able to finish the match and the match ending in a Draw. Shadow rushed the ring to get into RnK's face, but Firebrand X nearly took off Shadow's head with a high kick that forced him out of the ring. Firebrand bowed to the champ and rolled out of the ring.



-A big 4-Team #1 Contender Match was held next, with the winning team getting a shot at the EBW Tag Team Championships at Victory Explosion VI. Vega and Balrog invaded to try and get a shot at the belts, Hotlanta and Generator paired off to represent the Infinity Division, Pretty Tony and Ra were looking add more belts to Greed, and finally Jet Set Future were given a huge chance to prove themselves early. This was a big and chaotic match, with Greed obviously working alongside Capcom. Hotlanta and Generator had to work with Grind and Switchback, and it seemingly turned into an 8-Man tag. Jet Set had the fans behind them with their Lucha Blades style, and actually had veterans Vega and Balrog on the ropes. Finally, Capcom played their trump card, as Vega ordered Ra to drop to the mat and quickly take the pin. Capcom's Shadaloo top team were now lined up to take on the champions Anwin and Camilo Ortega. Speaking of the champions, they were scouting the match the entire time while not necessarily being happy to stand next to each other. When Capcom won the match, Camilo Ortega tried to hide the fact that he was less than pleased.

-The champions were up next as they took on Dhalsim and Cody Travers of Capcom. Anwin and Camilo were overwhelmed the last time they tried to fight as a team, but this time they managed to put aside their differences, and the pair was actually quite effective. Camilo used his ground skills to keep Cody down while Dhalsim tried to use his stretching yoga skills to get to Anwin. Anwin had him scouted and grabbed Dhalsim's legs, yanking him onto the top turnbuckle and flooring him with a Static Suplerplex before the pin. A big win for the Tag Team Champions, as even Anwin and Camilo looked surprised by how well they worked together.



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie here with-

Swift: Quit that shit Dougie! I'm here for business get out of my way!

Dynamic Dougie: Waaa!

Phoenix Wright: Hold it right there Swift! I have a court order here! You can NOT make a move against us unless we're in the ring. This is supposed to be handled with class!

Swift: Class my ass, and I know that rhymed and I'll laugh at it later, but I've got some issues with E. Honda over here!

Phoenix Wright: What seems to be the problem?

Swift: He stole my damn lunchables from the fridge!

E. Honda: I DID NOT!

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! How do you know it was E. Honda?

Swift: I'm judge, jury, and executioner around here bitch! Capcom may think their shit don't stink, but around here they're as guilty as that damn rookie Fighter Daron! >:C

Zangief: I wrestle bear again?

Phoenix Wright: No Zangief, not right now.

Swift: I'll fight you big man. I'll fight fat man too. Hell, bring on the blood sucking lawyer! You're gonna pay for eating my lunchables!

Dynamic Dougie: And threatening EBW?

Swift: Hmph! >:C

Phoenix Wright: .....I'm not a blood sucker.....am I?

Dynamic Dougie: Don't look at me dude.

-Swift and E. Honda clashed in a big brawl in the next match, though fans were cheated out of what this match could have been. Zangief appeared to try and get Swift's attention, which lead to Swift going outside of the ring to try and  brawl with him. Swift got turned around by E. Honda so he fought with him too. He managed to hold off both members of Capcom until the referee had no choice but to declare the match a No Contest.

-The EBW elite came together to battle Capcom, as Global World Champion Sal Paradise, Tack Angel, and SURGE Generation took on M. Bison, Sagat, Capcom World Champion Ryu, Ken, and Dante. The problem was that Sagat was no where to been seen. Phoenix Wright declared that Sagat was injured and had to be replaced, but the replacement was no where to be seen. Team EBW had an early advantage, with SURGE Generation knocking Dante out immediately. The brawl continued for several minutes without an eliminated. Amigo and Ryu continued their feud, with Amigo trying to eliminate the Capcom World Champion to prove he deserves a rematch. Sal and Tack were running over M. Bison until the lights went out and the mood suddenly changed, as Akuma made his way to the ring as the replacement. The difficulty level just got higher, as Akuma immediately elbowed Tack and Maurice out of the ring. Amigo and Mike retaliated by knocking Ken out of the ring, but then Greed came down to turn the tide, helping Ryu, Akuma, and Bison knock them both out of the ring. The rest of Team Capcom took their time with Global World Champion Sal Paradise while SURGE battled Greed outside of the ring. Sal fought back and knocked Bison out of the ring with a high kick, but Akuma quickly unleashed some hard shots that took the wind out of Sal and allowed him to be eliminated. Of course that wasn't all for Akuma, as he dragged Sal back into the ring  and Capcom did a number on him until help could arrive. A staggering loss for EBW, and a dominating showing for Akuma.

-The main event would be a big Sparkle Division match, as Lady M's would defend the honor of the ladies against the traitorous turncoat Paula. M's was accompanied by Sarah and wasted no time in going on the attack with hard elbows and punches. M's was in no mood for a technical classic, and had no trouble grabbing Paula by the back of the head and slamming it into the mat. She had Ness's wife on the run, but Paula's trickery was set to turn the tide, as she ran out of the ring and used the ring steps to block an elbow, and it seemed to hurt badly as she held onto to her arm now. Paula targeted the injury and tried to stretch the arm and apply armbars to submit and humiliate M's, but she pulled through and regained control with a hard head butt and a Sexy Strong Stunner that forced Paula to leave the ring again. M's was looking to finish off Paula with Smash Mouth Justice, until suddenly Sarah got into the ring. M's turned to question what she was doing in the ring. That is when Sarah apologized to her and pushed her into the corner, giving he a big kiss. M's was puzzled and didn't notice as Jamie OD ran into the ring with a beer bottle and smashed it over Lady M's head. He laughed manically as the ref tried to get him out of the ring, but Jamie jabbed him in the face with the bottle as well. Sarah clutched M's as she tried to shake off the attack and kissed her again. Jamie helped hold M's down as he appeared fixated on carving M's with the bottle. President Trevor Mach rushed down to the ring and chased away Jamie, with the Red Shirts ripping Sarah off of Lady M's. Jamie grabbed onto Sarah and planted a big kiss on her before laughing at Trevor and running off. A chaotic show with a chaotic and confusing conclusion.



EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

Stage 2: Countdown

1. Singles: Cherub Kid beat Onisuiken (4:22) via Roll Up -> Pin
2. 5 Minute Exhibition Infinity Division: Randy no Kachi vs. Firebrand X (5:00) Time Limit Draw
3. 4-Team #1 Contender Match: Vega[Capcom]/Balrog[Capcom] beat Hotlanta/Generator, Pretty Tony/Ra, and Grind/Switchback (11:14) via Vega Pin on Ra -> Pin
4. Invasion Infinity Division Tag: Anwin/Camilo Ortega beat Dhalsim[Capcom]/Cody Travers[Capcom] (6:41) via Anwin Static Superplex on Dhalsim -> Pin
5. Singles: Swift vs. E. Honda[Capcom] (2:30) No Contest
6. EBW vs. Capcom Battle Royale: Tack Angel/Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice/Sal Paradise vs. M. Bison[Capcom]/Akuma[Capcom]/Ryu[Capcom]/Ken[Capcom]/Dante[Capcom]
Winner: Akuma[Capcom]
7. Sparkle Division Singles: Lady M's beat Paula (8:28) via DQ

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Maelstrom is back! The Hybrid Fighting sensation that changed EBW forever has returned to the air waves via EBW Network. This is the stage for EBW's fighters to step into a whole new kind of fighting environment and prove that they are the best all around fighters period!



A sell out crowd packed the Battle Dome for what would be the "Kickstart" of a new era in Hybrid Fighting. Four bouts would be featured on the first show, with the fighters being all members of EBW, including the Sparkle Division participants Heather Mach and Val. Three of the four matches in an Openweight Grand Prix would set the path to crowning a Champion, but who would make it through round 1?

-Maurice and Pretty Tony kicked off this new era with a strike fest. Both are accomplished strikers, and fans of a standing match got what they wanted here. They pulled no punches, and spent the majority of round 1 duking it out in the center of the ring. Round 2 saw Maurice get Tony against the ropes and start landing vicious body blows. Tony missed a big right and opened himself up to a KO Punch from Maurice, knocking Tony out. Maurice advances to the next round of the tournament.

-Hashim Al-Singh and Anwin had a longer and more grueling encounter, as Hashim tried to keep Anwin on the ground and smother him into submission. The "lay and pray" strategy kept Anwin from using his best tools, but he showed skills on the ground by rolling out of every submission attempt from Hashim. Three rounds of this strategy helped Hashim get the points lead, and he won via judge's decision. Anwin mocked the way Hashim had to win the match, and played up to the fans, telling his opponent that the fans wanted to see a more exciting fight. The white noise ninja caused some feedback in the mic and no one actually heard what he had said, but the fans got the jist and sided with Anwin. Hashim proved that the Hybrid stage might be best suited for him, and he's a become a strong contender to win the whole thing.

-The Sparkle Division sent two of their best, and they didn't disappoint, as Heather Mach and Val put on a brutal display. The ladies were aggressive, and out to prove something. Val had the overall power advantage, but Heather had the speed and strikes on her side. A well time Rushing Knee to the Face surprised Val and knocked her out cold. Heather Mach won the match via KO.

-The main event of the night was also the shortest match, as Amaresu Machine Amigo took Camilo Ortega to school. Camilo is well versed in Judo and takedowns, but Amigo overwhelmed him on the mat and locked in choke fairly quickly. Camilo tried to escape, but the hold was locked too tight and he began to pass out. The referee quickly stopped the bout and awarded the win to Amigo. A fantastic showing from Amigo, and Camilo's refusal to tap shows he will be taking this very seriously in the future. Overall a good start to the return of Maelstrom.

Maelstorm: Kickstart
Battle Dome
The EBW Network

1. Openweight Grand Prix Round 1: Maurice beat Pretty Tony (R2 2:31) -> KO -> Punches
2. Openweight Grand Prix Round 1: Hashim Al-Singh beat Anwin (R3 5:00) -> Decision
3. Women's Hybrid Battle: Heather Mach beat Val Dorado (R2 1:17) -> KO -> Rushing Knee to the Face
4. Openweight Grand Prix Round 1: Amigo beat Camilo Ortega (R1 0:52) -> Stoppage -> Choke Hold

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President Trevor Mach: So that's when I said "Hey you, get your damn hands off her!"

Tack Angel: Exactly, another Back to the Future quote! That's all you do!

President Trevor Mach: Hey! This time it was appropriate!

Tack Angel: We were playing Smash Brothers!

President Trevor Mach: Right! You had your meat hooks all over Kirby!

Tack Angel: Kirby is a guy!

President Trevor Mach: YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!

Tack Angel: Yes I can! He's actually been here before!

President Trevor Mach: .....Touche. By the way, you still owe me for the Rumble Pak you broke.

Tack Angel: That was MY N64, and it was MY controller that you tossed into MY television!

President Trevor Mach: I did you a favor! The buttons were stuck and that television sucked! Anyways rookies, I hope you learned a valuable lesson.

Cherub Kid: ......

Fighter Daron: Sir, with all due respect....what was I supposed to be learning?

President Trevor Mach: Huh? I don't know. Didn't you come over here to ask me about how Tack cheats at video games?

Tack Angel: I so do not!

Fighter Daron: No, actually I came over here to ask you politely if we could possibly borrow Cherub Kid for the Alpha brand?

President Trevor Mach: Oh! Why didn't you say so?

Fighter Daron: I did. You just kind of started talking about video games.

President Trevor Mach: Well then....I don't see why not.

Tack Angel: That should be an interesting learning experience. Go for it Cherub.

Cherub Kid: YATTA!

President Trevor Mach: Boy you said it you spunky kid you.

Tack Angel: You have no idea what he's even saying do you?

President Trevor Mach: Something about owning a Yacht?

Swift: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!



Fighter Daron: Oh no! Not again!

Swift: Oh yes! Again....again!

Cherub Kid: Ohayo Gozaimasu Swift Sempai!

Tack Angel: Swift? What's up?

Swift: Low down dirty rookie crime Tack. That is what is up!

President Trevor Mach: Silly Swift, Tack's not a rookie! All he did was chuck my N64 out of the window! Not a BIG crime!

Tack Angel: LIES! Lies and slander!

Swift: I'm here for him! Fighter Daron!

Fighter Daron: Please no Mr. Swift! I haven't done anything wrong! I was just here to-

Swift: STEAL EBW TALENT!

Fighter Daron: What?! NO! I-

Swift: AM GOING TO ROOKIE COURT! >:C



Announcer: When rookies go astray, Swift will make them pay! This is Rookie Court!



Swift: This is Rookie Court. Today we will-

President Trevor Mach: Oh by the way Swift, you on for D&D this weekend?

Swift: OF COURSE! >:C

President Trevor Mach: Aight just checking. Proceed.

Swift: Right. Fighter Daron, you have been charged with being a pain in my ass! Also you tried to steal talent from EBW. How do you plead?

Fighter Daron: Like this....I'M INNOCENT! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!

Swift: Hey! Quit that shit! >:C Today's jury consists of EBW President Trevor Mach, former Global World Champion and N64 breaker Tack Angel-

Tack Angel: IT WAS MY N64!

Swift: You know whatchu you did! >:C

Tack Angel: *groan*

Swift: And finally this new kid here....what's his name?

Tack Angel: Cherub Kid Swift...the guy that Daron was "supposedly" "stealing" "airquotes"

Swift: Right....that kid.

Cherub Kid: *bows* Swift Sempai!

Swift: Now that is how a rookie should act....DARON! >:C

Fighter Daron: Mr. President, please help me?

President Trevor Mach: Hold up Daron, I'm playing Pac Man Championship Edition on my PSP. Championship Mode is HARD!

Tack Angel: Trevor, maybe we should focus on the court case? Besides, you should get Championship Edition DX for the console. I got that.

President Trevor Mach: NO ONE LIKES A BRAGGART TACK! You think I can afford that?!

Tack Angel: What? On a President's salary? Yes! Yes I do think that you can afford that.

President Trevor Mach: Suck it Tack.

Tack Angel: What?

President Trevor Mach: Just Suck it and shut up. We're supposed to be paying attention to the case. GEEZ!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Swift: Great....now I have forgotten what this case was about. Either way I'm sure Daron is guilty. Jury? >:C

President Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh yeah sure.

Tack Angel: What?! No! He's Not Guilty!

Cherub Kid: ....Uh....guilty?

Tack Angel: Cherub?!

Cherub Kid: Gomenasai Tacksamasempaikun!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Of course he didn't know the difference.

Swift: Well that's still 2 to 1 and in this court majority rules! That means that Daron is GUILTY! >:C

Fighter Daron: *sigh* What are you going to make me do this time?

President Trevor Mach: Make him watch Blood Fist 9 on VHS!

Swift: Wait...you've got Blood Fist 9?!

President Trevor Mach: Yep! Just got it off E-bay!

Swift: Sweet! That would be more like a reward though. I have a much more suitable punishment!



Swift: You....Me.....CROSSFIRE!

Tack Angel: AH SWEET!

President Trevor Mach: CROSS FIREEEEEEEEEE!!!! HELL YEAH! Love that game!

Fighter Daron: Crossfire? That's my punishment? That's a great game, why is it a punishment.

Tack Angel: You've obviously never played Swift.

President Trevor Mach: I PLAY WINNER!



CROSSFIRE! YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN IT!

The episode you have just watched is brought to you by Crossfire. You'll get caught up in it.

-




The path to Victory Explosion continues, and a collision course with Capcom, and some of the best fighters ever has become inevitable. However, before that big day EBW would have to weed out insurgents from within, as a series with Greed would determine whether Capcom would control Victory Explosion or not. Also, the women of EBW the Sparkle Division, would begin their road to crowning their first Queen with the start of the Queen's Crown Tournament.



The participants stood in the ring at the start of the show. Paula stayed outside of the ring and taunted the other ladies as Tess and Ryan IQ brought out the trophy and the Queen's Crown. The championship will be defended at Victory Explosion VI, but who will be the champion and who will be the challenger?

-The opening match saw Paula take on the Princess Kumatora. The prim and proper Kumatora was easy prey for Paula's dirty tactics, that involved destroying Kumatora's tiara and jewelry just to upset her. Paula dominated a one sided match, and introduced a new Inverted Implant DDT finisher she called the PSI Capcom before getting the pin.

-Tracy and Nanimura duked it out in a much more athletic competition. Interesting match that saw Tracy try to keep it standing while Nanimura' MU style was on full display, with her trying to take Tracy to the ground. Tracy gained the upperhand when she blocked a take down attempt and landed her Tic Tac Reverse Bulldog before getting the pin.



Lady M's: Sarah...you've got some nerve coming here and-

Sarah: Hold it right there Tali. If you look behind you you will see that I didn't come alone.

Lady M's: Eh?

Cammy: Lady M's, you must enjoy being beat. If you make one more move towards her I'll remodel your face.

Lady M's: Just try it.

Sarah: Tali Tali Tali.....you had to know this was coming.

Lady M's: What? I had to know that my best friend was going to stab me in the back? And THEN let some ginger bastard stab me in the face with a bottle? I was supposed to know that was coming? Hardly.

Sarah: Hardly? You were always blind about us weren't you?

Lady M's: I have no idea what you're talking about. All I know is that I was blind to what a traitorous bitch you are.

Sarah: Oh I'm the traitor am I?! Tali you have no idea how much you have hurt me with all of this. All of this wrestling crap! Everything with Trevor! You could've had so much more!

Lady M's: What?

Sarah: You could've had me!

Lady M's: Sarah...you're fucking insane.

Sarah: HAHA! That's what Jamie told me too, and now I'm with him! That's what Capcom said when they hired me as a "consultant"! That's why I'm here tonight Tali, it's strictly business.

Lady M's: Business my ass. You're twisted, and you're gonna pay for screwing me over.

Sarah: As much as I would like to "screw you over", that's not going to be the case tonight. I actually came here because I wanted to let you know that you're going to be giving your spot in the Queen's Crown Tournament to Cammy here.

Lady M's: Now I KNOW that you're crazy. Why in the bluest of blue hells would I do something like that?

Sarah: Because if you don't give up your spot than I'm going to have to give EBW a little history lesson about you Tali. A little history about our past, our times together, and the secret that you once shared with me.

Lady M's: ....You wouldn't.

Sarah: Oh I would Tali. I would burn you just like you burned me and broke my heart.

Lady M's: .....You're a bitch.

Sarah: Yes, I know.

Lady M's: ....Fine. Cammy, I hope you botch a move and break your damn neck.

Cammy: Appreciate it.

Sarah:  Thanks Tali. You sure know how to please me sometimes. Guess your secret is safe.....for now.

Lady M's: .....

-Cammy from Capcom invaded EBW in the next match by taking Lady M's place against the vivacious and violent muscle of Sparkle Val. Val was getting cheers for the first time in her career as she dominated Cammy early with hard shots and slams. Nothing technical about the approach. She was hurting Cammy for EBW. However, Cammy like the rest of Capcom was not above cheating and raked Val in the eyes before slamming her with a harsh spinning back kick. She then used her thighs to catch Val in a choke. Val could not escape and was choked out by the lethal legs of Cammy. A Capcom infiltrator advances to round 2.



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie here with-

Jamie OD: You don't need to introduce me Dougie. By now EVERYONE knows who I am. They know what I do to people. They know what I do to the Mach family. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now Douglas?

Dynamic Dougie: Why yes I totally understand.

Jamie OD: ....Well?

Dynamic Dougie: Well what?

Jamie OD: Why aren't you running?

Dynamic Dougie: Huh? Oh....OH.....OOOOOH That's what you meant! OH.....oh....I better leave then.

Jamie OD: Yes.

Dynamic Dougie: I'm out of here!

Jamie OD: Wise choice. Trevor Mach,  you finally got what you wanted eh? A chance to get back in the ring to face me? I know you've been salivating for an opportunity for some time. A chance to cast aside your responsibilities to do whatever it is that you want to do. That's the kind of person you are. You're trying to convince these people that you're some righteous protector of this company. That you believe in it, and that's why you took power. We both know that's not the case. You're a chaotic lunatic.....like me. We both aren't satisfied unless something is being broken, someone is being hurt, or lives are being ruined. It fuels us deep down in that dark place that you're too afraid to acknowledge, but I see it. Admit it, you are having the time of your life. I turn a crazed woman on your wife and I cut her up myself and you LOVE IT! The thrill of the fight makes you feel ALIVE! See, you and Tali are just like me and Sarah, except you're holding back that destroyer inside. You claim that you're just dispensing justice. That you want to bring normalcy back to EBW, but I call you a liar. I'm ruining your life to remind you that it wasn't a life worth living in the first place. Maybe you'll hate me forever, but maybe it's because I want you to hate me. I'm SICK of your point of view! In fact, I hope you CHOKE on the irony, that you're criticizing me for following the Trevor Mach text book to the letter! Doing it better than you ever could I might add. Trevor Mach, you're just playing the Saint.

-The final first round match of the Queen's Crown Tournament saw the last champion of the Sparkle Brand Heather Mach take on Erica, in a lengthy and athletic match. Erica was all business, and tried to finish the match early with an End of Days, but Heather had all of Erica's big moves scouted and evaded until she was able to land a vicious Macha Ye and roll up the longest former champion for the win.



-Kinniku Mike looked to get a measure of revenge on Eagleland Champion/1/3 Triforce Champion Noah Jennings, in the first match in a series of three between EBW and Greed. Mike was all business, even as his former protege Mike Ishijima taunted him from outside of the ring and tried to get involved. Mike killed two birds with one stone by tossing Noah straight out of the ring onto Ishijima. They smacked together head first, and the brutal collision lead to Noah being too slow to get back into the ring leading to a count out. Kinniku Mike left the ring after the match and tried to chase down Ishijima, but the newest Greed member had a big head start so he changed his target to Noah and floored him with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on the arena floor.

-Tag Team Champions collided in the next match, as Anwin battled his partner/rival Camilo Ortega in a highly entertaining Infinity Division style scramble. Camilo played it clean for once, and that lead to some great back and forth action between he and Anwin. Unfortunately, Little Mac was not about to play it clean after already suffering a loss in the series, and clocked Anwin hard the first chance he got. Camilo saw the punch and hesitated to roll up Anwin, but did so on Mac's insistence. This tied things up, with Camilo gaining a dirty win he for once didn't look happy to get.



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie again with-

President Trevor Mach: Shut up Dougie.

Dynamic Dougie: Shutting up Trevor.

President Trevor Mach: Jamie OD, who the HELL do you think you are to judge anybody else?! You're not exactly innocent yourself you ginger bastard!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey!

President Trevor Mach: NOT YOU!

Dynamic Dougie: Oh.

President Trevor Mach: Have I made some mistakes in the past? Sure. Do I feel pain and regret for the things I've done? Yes. Would I do them again? HELL YES! It's the choices we make and the pain we bring with us that makes us who we are. I'm the kind of guy that has learned to see the value of life after all I've done. That's the important part of my story Jamie OD....the story you're trying to emulate and "perfect". You're missing the part where I learned about responsibility, got married, and tried to open the door for the next generation. All you want to is ruin it for everyone, and that's something I NEVER DID! You want to be that guy who is remembered forever for how much you carved out of EBW, and for how much you carved out of me. Jamie, you're just pretending to be what you could NEVER be! You think you're so dammed perfect right now don't you? You think that THIS somehow makes you the righteous one. I think you're worthless. Truth is I don't CARE what you think of me, cause I'll be better than you'll ever be and that PISSES YOU OFF! Don't believe me? Why don't you take a look in a mirror before you start throwing stones. You're not going to be remembered for breaking Trevor Mach. You'll be remembered as a man that commits violence on women. You'll be remembered as a guy that couldn't beat Sal Paradise in a fair fight. You'll be remembered as the guy that had to kidnap a special needs kid to get my attention. As for me playing the saint? You might as well call me Saint Sinner, cause I don't claim to be perfect. You on the other hand, think that you're justified in everything that you do. You're wrong, and I'm going to prove that to you when you're looking up from the mat to see that I beat you at Victory Explosion VI. Haven't had a match in a year, and I'll STILL bash your teeth in with a Macha Ye! 1-2-3! BOOSH GAGOOSH! IT'S OVER!



-Tack Angel lead Swift and rookie Cherub Kid against a group of Capcom monsters in the next match, Zangief and E. Honda being joined by Blanka, who was making his EBW debut in this invasion 6-man tag. A top notch brawl, with Tack and Swift doing their best to cover up for Cherub Kid and keep him from being the weak link in only his fourth match so far. M. Bison made his way down to the ring late in the encounter, along with Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Vega and Balrog. Just after the ten minute mark, as Tack was landing a hard TaToBa Kick off the top rope, Vega and Balrog stormed the ring and joined the other members of Capcom in a beating on the home team. Red Shirts and EBW wrestlers poured out to break up the brawl, but the damage was done, and Capcom made a statement even in a DQ loss.



Anwin: Go ahead and walk away Camilo! Don't say a word! Pretend like you don't hear me like everyone else!

Camilo Ortega: I head you Anwin, but I don't want to hear what you have to say!

Anwin: You think that was right out there?

Camilo Ortega: When have I cared about what was right? I just care about what's right for ME! Don't you get that by now?

Anwin: Being a Tag Team Champion, I thought that WAS right for you.

Camilo Ortega: And I still am, and I'll continue to be as long as you don't get in my way. The only thing I regret is not being able to pin you cleanly myself.

Anwin: Exactly! No matter what you do or achieve, win a title or host a show, you'll always be Greed's errand boy. You cater to their whims, and their whims are not what is right for you!

Camilo Ortega: What the hell do you care what I do Anwin?

Anwin: I'm not planning on giving up these titles either Camilo, so we have to make this Tag Team work one way or the other. You were there when we teamed together the other day. You saw just how damn good we can be as a team. Keep that in mind.

Camilo Ortega: Look, all I know is that I won't be giving up this belt anytime soon and that's all that-

Little Mac: I wouldn't go that far Camilo.

Camilo Ortega: Eh?

Little Mac: Yeah, our bosses are financial backers are calling in a favor for Victory Explosion VI. They want Vega and Balrog to win the belts. You know what you have to do.

Camilo Ortega: What? Well I.....yeah....I guess so.

Little Mac: Glad to hear it! Remember, this will lead to bigger and better things once Capcom takes over! Glad we have this talk!

Camilo Ortega: .....



-The main event saw Global World Champion Sal Paradise team with Amigo and Maurice against Little Mac, Pretty Tony, and Ra. A big match with a lot at stake, as it serves as the tie breaker between EBW and Greed. A high intensity match, that saw a lot of attempted outside interference, with Kinniku Mike stepping in to chase off Ishijima, Jennings, and Al-Singh. Little Mac bailed on his team after being tagged in with Maurice, and that lead to Amigo and Ra going at it, with Amigo hitting the Fire Thunder Driver before getting the pin and the win. EBW won the series against Greed, and that means that Maurice will finally get his one on one match with Little Mac.

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Stage 3: Queen's Crown

1. Queen's Crown Round 1: Paula beat Kumatora (4:52) via PSI Capcom -> Pin
2. Queen's Crown Round 1: Tracy beat Nanimura (6:59) via Tic Tac Reverse Bulldog -> Pin
3. Queen's Crown Round 1: Cammy[Capcom] beat Val (5:05) via Thigh Choke -> Choke Out
4. Queen's Crown Round 1: Heather Mach beat Erica (9:22) via Macha Ye -> Pin
5. EBW vs. Greed Non-Title Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Noah Jennings (4:11) via Count Out
6. EBW vs. Greed Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Anwin (6:30) via Roll Up -> Pin
7. Invasion 6-Man Tag Team: Tack Angel/Swift/Cherub Kid beat Zangief[Capcom]/E. Honda[Capcom]/Blanka[Capcom] (10:02) via DQ
8. EBW vs. Greed 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Amigo/Maurice beat Little Mac/Pretty Tony/Ra (9:31) via Amigo Fire Thunder Driver on Ra -> Pin