Ted Pettentool: Hey there Xciters and Renegades, it’s your old pal the Toolbox Ted Pettentool, dressed up AS a toolbox, because I just got back from a costume party! Boy how about that Demon Boogie huh? Think Joe Bob would let me hang out with him? No, I don’t think so either. *sigh* Once again, the hit horror host presided over one of EBW’s biggest events of the year. The clean up in Zombie U is going to take days, especially after the thrilling climax with The Grindhouse! There is a reason they have only busted that thing out four times now. We can’t rest on our laurels here, as Halloween might be passing us by, but-

Ninten: We have to do anything and everything we can to fight the corporations putting Christmas decorations up already! 

Ted Pettentool: Huh?

Ninten: If I have to hear Mariah Carey for a single solitary second I might lose my mind. That might happen. I might go feral and start swinging my baseball bat! I might strangle people with my Yo-Yo! We don’t know WHAT I might do…so let’s avoid it! 

Ted Pettentool: Uh…yeah…let’s do that. 

Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! Rains won the costume contest! 

Ted Pettentool: You mean I lost? How? I’m a Toolbox! The joke writes itself! What did he dress up as? 

Good News Gary: Blue Rains! Isn’t that funny! I-

Bad News Barry: You idiot! That wasn’t Rains dressed as Blue Rains! That was just Blue Rains! 

Good News Gary: But then who was that guy dressed up as Rains?

Bad News Barry: That was just Rains! 

Good News Gary: OH NO! I got to go pick him up from the party! 

Bad News Barry: IDIOT! 

Ted Pettentool: …We got our best and brightest working tonight folks. Swift was quick to announce a card for Xcite after Demon Boogie, and he’s taking a shot at Havok with the location. This will be Xcite’s debut in Love’s Arena after Mav Valentine won it from Havok just a couple weeks ago. The opening match will see Usagi Tsukino, hot from the antics of the 3Queens, taking on Queen of the Frost Hilda Iceheart. CXJ action up next as Brother Tiburon and Kiva team up to take on a mystery team. Mav Valentine and Jackson Kain had a great showdown at Demon Boogie, but Kain called for a “Sequel” right after his narrow defeat. That match is happening just days later, and this time the winner is the #1 Contender for the EBW Mars Championship! The Rizz with new member Snakebite will take on Magnum PT, Brunson Burner, and Dungaree Danson of the Weekend Wrecking Crew in 6-Man tag action. Erica and Gianna Rambaldi of 3Queens will take on a dynamic duo of Christina Angel and Makoto Kino in tag action. The main event will see EBW Champion Rama Raju team with Dan Club to take on NEW Mars Champion Tack Angel, former champ Geoff Garrett, Saxon, and Novus of the Weekend Wrecking Crew. The winners will be lined up to take on Samurai Ifrit of Havok Brand to try and claim the World Team Championship Rings AND The Storm.

EBW: Xcite
Love’s Arena, Valentine
ENN

1. Women’s Singles: Hilda Iceheart vs. Usagi Tsukino
2. CXJ Division Tag: Brother Tiburon/Kiva vs. ?/? 
3. EBW Mars Championship #1 Contender: Mav Valentine vs. Jackson Kain
4. 6-Man Tag: Troy/Razorblade/Snakebite vs. Magnum PT/Brunson Burner/Dungaree Danson
5. Women’s Tag: Erica/Gianna Rambaldi vs. Christina Angel/Makoto Kino
6. EBW World Team Championship #1 Contender: Rama Raju/Bashin Dan/Jammer/Jaden Yuki vs. Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett/Saxon/Novus

Ted Pettentool: Darius Grouch immediately fired back, announcing his card from the Metal Militia homebase of Iwata Memorial Arena in Onett. The faction is quickly becoming an overwhelming force of the past coming back to haunt the present to create a new future, that appears to be the motto of the team. Women’s World Champion Paula, Women’s World Tag Team Champions Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox, and the returning Grind all joined up to really hammer home how serious this conflict is. The group is all over the next Havok, which will see Hotlanta and Generator challenge Mike Thunder and Isiah Muscle of Samurai Ifrit for the World Tag Team Championships. That’s right, they’re not just targeting Blood 4 Blood anymore. The World Team Champion foursome that recently added Seto Kaiba to their ranks are on notice. Crono will battle the heat-less Fighter Daron for a shot at Subculture’s Television Championship in a Strikes Only bout. Boz will battle Dougie Mach in a Bushido Rules match. Picky Minch will go one-on-one with w00t. Lainey Strong, ready to defend her friend and partner Wendy Mustang, will take on Darkness Aoi in Lady Renegades action. The main event is a big one though, as Ness will accept a challenge thrown down by Cade Yaggis. The former protege of Ness has had it with his group’s actions against Blood 4 Blood, and Havok in general. We know that at some point during the show, Paula is going to address the Havok Renegades, and she apparently has a big announcement to make that will change Metal Militia and Havok itself. You know what I’d say about that? DON’T MISS IT!

Sal Paradise: Especially because WE’LL be there! 

Ted Pettentool: Whoa! 

Boomtown: Mike and Son or Metal Militia, might just have to feel the BOOM baby!

EBW: Havok
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENT

1. World Tag Team Championships: Mike Thunder(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator
2. EBW Television #1 Contender Strikes Only: Crono vs. Fighter Daron
3. Bushido Rules Singles: Boz vs. Dougie Mach 
4. Singles: Picky Minch vs. w00t 
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Lainey Strong vs. Darkness Aoi 
6. Singles: Ness vs. Cade Yaggis 

The Angel Express - On route to Valentine

A party was taking place aboard the Angel Express as they made their way to the next destination for Xcite. Tack Angel clutched his Mars Championship tighter every time a member of his beloved Weekend Wrecking Crew would approach, surely in jest, as not even Geoff Garrett was too bothered about the outcome of the King of the Mountain match. Double G was strutting his stuff and laughing it up with Saxon and Novus as they planned his upcoming nuptials to Tracy. Christy Angel was sitting next to her father, wearing a blanket and drinking some cocoa to calm down after the traumatizing events of Demon Boogie. 

Tack Angel: You doing alright daughter? 

Christy Angel: As long as we don’t see anymore masked killers. Should I be on this bus? It’s going to Valentine. I’m on the “other team”.

Tack Angel: We’ll drop you off at Onett on our way. Besides, you’re my daughter and that trumps anything else. 

Christy Angel: Thanks. I’m sorry we haven’t talked much lately, but it was literally all Tracy’s fault. 

Tack Angel: Oh yeah? You and Christina didn’t much care for your Mom huh?

Christy Angel: She never felt like our real Mom. I can’t explain it, but Christina feels the same way. Something feels off. 

Tack Angel: Someone said something to me that had me feeling the same way to be honest. I’m…I’m sorry I didn’t see it before. I haven’t been the most aware person. But I will try my best to be far more aware and notice obvious things like that. 

Makoto Kino: Uh…hey Tack…you uh…having a good night?

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh yeah! I’m just sitting here with the daughter. You all having fun? 

Makoto Kino: Oh yes, it’s a festive night. I was worried that Rick Shaw might be worried that we’re bumping around back here, but he seems to be solid as a rock. He really brings everything together. 

Tack Angel: Truly. 

Makoto Kino: I’m gonna go check on him right now…maybe see if he wants to take a break…so I’ll be up there…alone.

Tack Angel: …That’s…really nice of you. Thank you for that! 

Makoto Kino: …*blush* Right. 

Tack Angel: *sigh* She’s nice huh. Such a good good friend. 

Christy Angel: …Dad.

Tack Angel: Hmm?

Christy Angel: You’re head over heels for Makoto. 

Tack Angel: What Daughter?! What?! 

Christy Angel: I know you and Mom just got divorced…but if I can be frank-

Tack Angel: You’re not Frank. You’re Christy, my daughter. 

Christy Angel: …You and her were never quite the same after the incident with Tali. She just ran back to you cause it was safe. She was always manipulating you. Makoto though, she’s the real deal. 

Tack Angel: Yeah, she’s really been a good friend since-

Christy Angel: DAD! 

Tack Angel: …What could she possibly see in me? I’m a nervous guy, I’m down on myself too much, and-

Christy Angel: You’re the best Dad I could’ve asked for, and you’ve never given up on us or yourself. Sometimes that’s enough.

Tack Angel: …When did you get so smart Christy? 

Christy Angel: I don’t know, but don’t tell anybody. That means I’d have to do something with it, and I don’t really wanna.

Tack Angel: Right. Wait…should I be supporting that?

Christy Angel: Go spend time with Makoto. 

Tack Angel: R-Right. I’m off.

Tack took a deep breath as he opened the door to the front of the bus. He passed by Rick Shaw, who patted him on the back and gave him a big wink and finger guns. Tack groaned and went into the front of the bus. 

Tack Angel: *Clears his throat* Hey, Makoto.

Makoto Kino: Oh, hi, Tack! What's up?

Tack Angel: Uh, not much. Just thought I'd come chat with you, you know, keep you company?

Makoto Kino: Sure, Tack! I’d love that! What's on your mind?

Tack Angel: *Gulps* Well, I was thinking... You're pretty amazing at driving this thing. It's almost as if you're steering the wheel of my heart.

Makoto Kino: Huh? I didn’t hear all of that. What about my driving skills?

Tack Angel: Uh, no, no! I mean, your driving skills are great, but I was trying to say that... you've really got this, uh, incredible presence, you know? Like a dazzling star in the night sky.

Makoto Kino: Oh! Uh…thank you, Tack. That's really sweet.

Tack Angel: You know, I was also thinking that maybe... when we have some downtime, we could grab a bite to eat together? There's this fantastic place I know with the most mouthwatering chocolate parfaits, and I thought it could be a great opportunity for us to, you know, connect.

Makoto Kino: That sounds nice, Tack. I'm always up for sweets. But, you do know you're not bothering me when you want to chat, right?

Tack Angel: Oh, well, I... I just thought, maybe, you know, we could chat more over parfaits…chocolate ones specifically. It's all about the connections, you see. Ya know?

Makoto Kino: Uh…no? But…I’d like to hear more about it…if you want to sit by me. You could drive to if you-

Tack Angel: NO! WE’D ALL DIE! 

Makoto Kino: AH! 

Tack Angel: Sorry! Sorry…I uh…would LOVE to sit WITH you though.

Makoto Kino: Great!

As Tack sat next to Makoto happily, the moment was briefly interrupted with their good good friend Geoff Garrett. 

Geoff Garrett: Hey Slap Angel! MaSlapo! 

Tack Angel: Idon’tlikethatname.

Makoto Kino: Haha! You’re so funny Double G! 

Tack Angel: Uh…y-yeah. He’s great right? 

Geoff Garrett: Before I forget I had something for you! After everything that has happened with Tracy and the Mars Championship, I wanted you to know that your friend, tag partner, part time Pastor, and fellow bus rider had no hard feelings whatsoever regarding-

Tack Angel: IbelieveyoucanthatbeenoughfortheloveofGodpleaseleave.

Geoff Garrett: I thought you might be lonely ya see, during those times you don’t have The Crew with you! That’s why I got you this!

Double G reached over towards Tack. Tack CLUTCHED his Mars Championship like his CLUTCHES his WRIST, but Double G placed something in his lap…a furry little kitten. 

Geoff Garrett: He’s all yours buddy! 

Tack Angel: Pardon?

Geoff Garrett: His name is Catzenmeow! Enjoy! 

Tack Angel: ….I’MNOTAPETOWN-

Makoto Kino: Awww! He’s so cute! I love him! 

Tack Angel: Uh…hehe…me…me too.

Makoto Kino: Are you bleeding from the mouth again?

Tack Angel: Don’t worry about it.

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The Angel Express pulled up outside of the arena, as the rabid Renegades booed the occupant as they stepped out. Tack Angel, Geoff Garrett, Saxon, and Novus. They made their way to the front door, where Renegade Security stood in the way. 

Geoff Garrett: Whoa now, you can drop the guard there Slapcurity, we’re not here to cause trouble. However, if we WERE, I think the Red Shirts would trump the Renegades, am I right Slap Angel? 

Tack Angel: …I don’t have an opinion.

Saxon: We’re not here to “invade” as it were. That’s not the Red Shirt way. 

Novus: We bought tickets! We want to enjoy the show, as we scout our future opponents! 

Geoff Garrett: That’s right, so take these tickets, step aside, and let’s get down to business. Hahaha. Come on Tack, walk this way! *Jackie Fargo struts inside* 

Tack Angel: I’m not going to do that. I wish these people wouldn’t boo though. It’s just sports team mentality! No reason to get mean about it. I love them, I want to entertain them too! I hold no ill will towards anyone he-

Subculture: Hey! Look at that! It’s my Father-in-La-

Tack stomped on Subculture’s foot really hard as he walked by pretending to not notice him. 

Subculture: AH! Darn! Darn! DARN!


“Skillet - Feel Invincible”



Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Havok! We’re in Onett of course, but DID YOU SEE THAT?! 

Nerma: The Xciters are here! The Weekend Wrecking Crew have come to see the show and scout Samurai Ifrit from the looks of things. Of course, they’re going to have to sit back and take in a LOT of action, because man oh WOman did we not have some HUGE fallout from Demon Boogie! 

Tommy Dukes: Paula, Darkness Aoi, and Mitra Lennox joined Metal Militia, as did GRIND, when he returned at the end of the Grindhouse match, which Trevor narrowly won by choking out Poo. That was the first big loss for the faction, and even then they had the last laugh. They are the size of a real militia at this point, and the invasion is stepping up! Tonight, they’re all over the place, and Paula herself, the Women’s World Champion, as something to say about matters. 

Nerma: That’s right, but FIRST, we have the World Tag Team Championships on the line! Metal Militia are no longer just targeting Blood 4 Blood, they’re going after Samurai Ifrit, which shows they don’t intend to align with any like minded groups or people. It’s all or nothing, and that’s kicking things off right about….NOW!

EBW: Havok
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENT

1. World Tag Team Championships: Mike Thunder(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator
-The stage was set for a thrilling and hard-hitting battle as the World Tag Team Championships hung in the balance. In one corner stood the reigning champions, Mike Thunder and Isiah Muscle, collectively known as Samurai Ifrit. Their opponents, Hotlanta and Generator of Metal Militia, were determined to dethrone them. As the match began, the fans were torn between the two teams. Who to cheer for? Samurai Ifrit, with their strength and resilience, clashed with the explosive combination of strength and agility that Metal Militia brought to the table. The early exchanges were a testament to the intensity of the contest. Each team showcased their unique strengths, trying to gain the upper hand in the battle for supremacy. Isiah Muscle, known for his flashy force, bravado, and technical prowess, squared off against Hotlanta, the powerhouse of the opposition. As the match reached its climax, the two teams pushed themselves to the limit. Hotlanta and Generator's seamless teamwork was on full display as they executed a picture-perfect Total Elimination on Isiah Muscle, leaving him reeling. Meanwhile, Generator took flight, soaring over the ropes and crashing onto Mike Thunder on the outside, leaving the champion stunned. Inside the ring, Hotlanta capitalized on the opportunity, hoisting Isiah Muscle up for a devastating Brainbuster. He pulled the tights as the ref counted the 1-2-3! Metal Miltia claimed the win and World Tag Team Championships!
Winners: Hotlanta[o]/Generator via Brainbuster on Isiah Muscle -> Pin -> NEW World Tag Team Champions! 

After the match, “Energy” began playing in the arena, as Sal Paradise and Boomtown came riding in on Sophia the 3rd. The Renegades were hyped, as they might witness yet another title change, but suddenly the tank was swarmed by w00t, Grind, Darkness Aoi, and Mitra Lennox, as Ness, Crono, and Paula walked by. The crowd began to boo as they joined Hotlanta and Generator in the ring to celebrate the title victory. Ness was handed a microphone, but he simply stared at Producer Steve as he slowly handed it over to Paula. 

Paula: You know Ness was always at his best when he didn’t say a word. That’s not a slight against my husband, but a fact. He didn’t have to utter a single word when he, Poo, Jeff, and myself saved the world. He rallied us with his actions, because actions speak louder than words. I think we’ve made that point. Listen to your reaction, that point was definitely made. Come on people we’re “FROM HERE” This the house we built remember? That’s better. Cheer it up.  You want to hear what Ness has to say though right? How about Crono? He doesn’t like to talk either. Luckily, you’ve got a bonafide psychic with the stick, and no, not in the demonic sense, so certain self righteous World Champions don’t throw a Satanic Panic fit. The question has been and continues to be “Why?” and while I think Poo made that clear, perhaps I can shed some light on the subject. EBW was built as a family friendly platform in which good could battle evil in the confines of a ring. Family values were important to us. That went out the window when a certain Trevor Mach was thrown through a wall…a wall of OUR house I’d like to remind you. We want back what belongs to us, and we can do that our way, but it’s poetic to give you a taste of your own medicine. Ness has a big heart, and so does Crono, but they both agree that something had to give. I saw it that way too. I saw who EBW was building as the fresh meat for the grinder, the same grinder that left Tali Mach in a wheelchair. Hey Tali, I have to give you credit for letting w00t live, but we found a more fitting punishment for him I think. He doesn’t get to get away with it. Actions have consequences. Punishment IS carried out. Our biggest mistakes were thinking we could walk away and leave it to the “next guys”. The “next guys” never had any intention of walking away. Years later, and on one show you have Trevor Mach, and on the other you have Tack Ang- actually look, he’s in the crowd RIGHT NOW! Everyone’s hero Tack Angel, the Pushpin Seraphim couldn’t even handle just being on one show! 

Tack Angel: I DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO CO-

Paula: Save it! Ness is speaking to me right now. He’s telling me to tell you all that we’re going to fight for you, but we’re going to get our hands dirty in the process. We’re also going to savor the accolades and rewards we reap that we selflessly cast aside once before. We are also agreeing to a little change. Metal Militia was supposed to carry the spirit of the first dominant force that changed that course of EBW…but why honor that spirit, when we can just become that spirit once again. That is why, from here on out, Metal Militia will hereby be known as…



Paula: Metal Rush! WE ARE METAL RUSH! Oh, Grind has something he wants to say too. I can hear him loud and clear. He’s saying that he’ll see you again really soon…Trevor Mach. EBW IS GOING TO FEEL THE RUSH!

2. EBW Television #1 Contender Strikes Only: Crono vs. Fighter Daron
-Next up, a Strike's Only battle between Metal RUSH's Crono, the enigmatic and fierce striker, who stood across the ring from Fighter Daron, an absolute heat vacuum. As the bell rang, it was clear that this Strike's Only match would be an intense battle. From the opening bell, Crono wasted no time unleashing a barrage of strikes on his opponent. His fists and feet were like lightning, finding their mark with precision and power. Daron, on the other hand, seemed to struggle to find his footing in the contest. The crowd's reaction, or lack thereof, spoke volumes about Daron's performance. It was as if the audience couldn't quite connect with the enigmatic fighter, leaving him with an almost eerie silence surrounding his every move. Crono continued to dominate the match, his strikes landing with a resounding impact that echoed throughout the arena. His trademark Wind Slash back elbow caught Daron square in the jaw, sending shockwaves of pain through his body, dropping him in a TKO.
Winner: Crono via Wild Slash -> TKO 

Tommy Dukes: Crono with the win, right after the announcement that Metal Militia has become Metal Rush! The Rush is back as it were, and no it’s not my favorite Prog Rock group of the 80’s either. It’s the real deal Metal Rush from the early days of EBW. The first several episodes of Xcite dealt with the group that were actually the ones that first removed the iconic hat from Trevor and revealed his face to the world. That of course set off a series of events that eventually brought Fenrir into the fold when we went into space, because-

Nerma: I think they get it, this group is not to be taken lightly. If you underestimated them before, get ready for a rude awakening. This is an all hands on deck situation!

Backstage

Trevor Mach was holding up a heavy bag as Picky Minch laid into it. 

Trevor Mach: Hit it! Hit it harder! Watch out! I'll do it! 

Picky Minch: You alright Trev?

Trevor Mach: You mean other than the fact that it looks like I made out with a cheese grater? No, I’m pretty far from alright Pick Man. No matter how much I try to let go of the past, it wants to haunt me. These d-bags think that I’m responsible for all their woes. I’m just like a really rad, good looking, and funny dude that likes to fight! Yes, I’ve been prone to shenanigans. Yes, I’ve been up to all sorts. However, I didn’t do anything specific to them. They sealed that wall at Ness’s place! Sure, you can still kind of see it, but he didn’t have to pay for it or anything! 

Picky Minch: Grind might have a legitimate gripe considering the whole RJ Havok situation. 

Trevor Mach: THAT….I’m not proud of…but they had already split up, and he was the one that dumped HER! Besides, that worked out for him, cause she LOST IT! 

Picky Minch: Trevor, you’re a contentious man. You’re a source of conflict. That’s just in your nature. However, you’re also a loyal friend, and a good family man. We’ve had our dust ups too, and even now you still text me funny memes at three in the morning like we were never at each other’s throats. I mean Ness and I were neighbors for YEARS and he barely talks to me! 

Trevor Mach: To be fair he barely talks to anyone, but-

Picky Minch: You’ve got faith too, and that’s a powerful and inspiring thing. Don’t doubt the path you’re on. They want a fight, and we’re going to give it to them. They say people don’t believe in heroes anymore. I say to heck with that! Let’s give ‘em back their heroes! 

Trevor Mach: …That sounded very 80’s…very rad….AND convincing. I like it! Haha! 

Picky Minch: w00t is going to wish you finished him off after I’m through with him tonight. Just watch! Metal Rush. They fired the first shot, you fired back, and now I’m taking aim for my shot. BANG!

Samurai Ifrit Locker Room

Zyro Kurogane smashed the lockers while Seto Kaiba looked at his card deck in disappointment. Isiah Muscle held back his anger, while Mike Thunder was lifting weights to deal with his loss. 

Zyro Kurogane: WE are supposed to be the driving force behind Havok! WE have the World Team Championship Rings! WE HAD the World Tag Team Championships! Mike! Isiah! What happened out there?! 

Mike Thunder: Hottie and Generator know my style all too well. I forgot who I was dealing with for a minute, and that’s all it took. That makes the STRONG TITS MAD TITS! UUUUUUU!!!

Isiah Muscle: We need a rematch! I DEMAND a rematch! I don’t want Sal or Boomtown involved either! 

Seto Kaiba: We have more pressing matters to deal with. The invaders are at the gates. The filthy peasants from the south want the elite prizes in the sport. They want our Rings. They want The Storm. I didn’t join this group to watch it fall to them….OR…to the novelty act. Mike, you’re of that generation, but you learned to get with the times. You’re a modern day renaissance man….plus you have money…and that’s what really matters. This team is the elite of the now, and they are the army of yesterday. Are we going to allow the hicks or “Metal Rust” to get in our way? 

Zyro Kurogane: ABSOLUTELY NOT! Whoever gets in our way, we’re gonna LET IT RIP! We’ll tear through them or my name isn’t ZYRO-K! BEY-BEEEEEEY!

3. Bushido Rules Singles: Boz vs. Dougie Mach 
-The tension in the air was palpable as Boz and Dougie Mach prepared to step into the squared circle for a Bushido Rules Match. Both competitors were no strangers to the harsh and unforgiving nature of this contest, where there were no rope breaks and leaving the ring resulted in an automatic loss. As the match got underway, Boz and Dougie wasted no time in engaging in a fierce exchange of strikes and holds. The two wrestlers, both known for their technical prowess, were locked in a battle of skill and strategy. On the outside of the ring, Rhea Rampage looked on, supporting her Doug Doug. Little did she know that danger lurked nearby. Heather Mach, with a devious plan in mind, made her way to the ringside area, biding her time. Inside the ring, Boz managed to catch Dougie in a vulnerable position, applying the STF submission hold. The pressure on Dougie's neck and limbs was excruciating, and his options were limited due to the Bushido Rules that governed the match. Just as Dougie was on the verge of tapping out, Heather Mach struck, targeting Rhea Rampage. The distraction was enough to pull Dougie's attention, and quickly tapped so as to try and fend off his cousin Heather. Boz with the win. 
Winner: Boz via STF -> Submission 

Tommy Dukes: The enigmatic Boz with another victory. He’s on a bit of a streak so far, while Dougie is on the other end of that, losing every match since returning. To be fair he tapped to try and save Rhea this time, although that much taller, more muscle bound woman seems to be doing just fine on her own. 

Nerma: The knight in shining armor thing gets a bad rap. Women don’t want to be treated like objects that need everything done FOR them, but at the same time I think it’s nice to show that you care. What a minefield relationships are huh?

Tommy Dukes: I’m still wondering how WE ended up together. 

Nerma: I like your bald head. 

Tommy Dukes: Oh right.

In the crowd

The Weekend Wrecking Crew were sitting in the cramped seats, surrounded by people pelting them with popcorn.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Can I AT LEAST get a bucket? I’m gonna try and catch some of this popcorn. I didn’t eat today. Tacky no snaky is NO GOOD. I-

Makoto Kino: Tack? Oh there you are! 

Tack Angel: Makoto? *blush* What are you doing here? 

Makoto Kino: We uh…travel together…in the same bus? 

Tack Angel: Oh right! 

Makoto Kino: I thought maybe…you’d like some nicer company, since everyone seems to be really negative right now. 

Tack Angel: I would LOVE some company, yes. 

Makoto Kino: I know that it’s a rival brand, but you’re Tack Angel! You’re a hero! They don’t remember John Tack? They don’t remember Journey?

Tack Angel: I’m trying NOT to remember Journey myself. 

Makoto Kino: Oh right! *blush* I’m so sorry. 

Tack Angel: Got to get that match with CP Munk…and get out of the match with-

Geoff Garrett: Hey hey Slappy, look what I got! A big foam Blood 4 Blood fist, just for you, since we’re both good pals with Trevor Mach! A little cross promotional goodwill eh?

Tack Angel: Gee…thanks. I-

Suddenly, someone chucked a beer into Tack’s lap. 

Tack Angel: Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Who did that? 

?: IT WAS ME! PAT MUSTARD! I HATE YOU TACK ANGEL! 

Tack Angel: HEY! You’re the guy that said those mean things about me at Demon Boogie! What the heck!? I was just winning a match! Grrr…Pat Mustard!

4. Singles: Picky Minch vs. w00t 
-Next up, a Blood 4 Blood versus Metal Rush bout, as Picky Minch prepared to face off against the devious and unpredictable w00t. Picky Minch, known for his ground-and-pound style, was a solid, determined force in the ring, frustrated with a series of losses against Metal Rush. In contrast, w00t, under the influence of the Tanooki Suit, displayed an unsettling level of eccentricity. Despite w00t's erratic behavior, Picky Minch remained focused on the task at hand. He expertly dodged w00t's unconventional attacks and maintained his ground. In a sudden turn of events, Picky Minch capitalized on a moment of vulnerability. He pushed off a wKo attempt, leading to w00t attempting to rip the suit off once again. Picky shot behind him and with impressive strength and technique, he hoisted w00t into the air, performing a picture-perfect Hagen Suplex. He bridged w00t's shoulders to the mat, and in a huge upset scored the 1-2-3!
Winner: Picky Minch via Bridging Hagen Suplex -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: A huge upset! Picky Minch with the pin on w00t! He just beat a former MULTI-TIME World Champion! 

Nerma: I always knew Picky was World Champion material, and that’s how you shake off a streak of losses to the opposition, but HERE COMES METAL RUSH! 

Tommy Dukes: Little Mac is standing in the way, but it looks like they’re just there to grab w00t out of the ring. Hotlanta and Generator are laughing about what happened. They must have little regard for how they treat w00t. Who knows just to what lengths these guys are going to go to make their point!

Backstage

Blood 4 Blood were celebrating as Picky Minch came through the curtain, with Trevor hoisting him up, only to gently drop him as he clutched his bandaged sides. 

Trevor Mach: GAH! MY GRIND INJURIES! 

Hotlanta: You think that’s bad, the REAL Grind ain’t had a piece yet!

Hotlanta, Generator, and Grind walked through the curtain, as w00t skipped around, seemingly against his will. 

Hotlanta: Grind has been spending his time in Anahauc and Edo, getting better and better. Like the rest of us, my dude spent his time thinking about striking back when the time was right, and Trev….the time is right. 

Trevor Mach: You think that scares me? I love a fight! I’m glad you’re better! Good! Bring it on! That’s what we’re here for! Grind…dude…I did not ever mean to start a war with you over a gir-

Grind: THIS ISN’T ABOUT THAT! 

Trevor Mach: Oh he’s speaking! 

Grind: This is about you standing in my way at the crucial moment when I was breaking through! I was popular, I was unique, and I was in your way! You couldn’t have it! The Fire and Lightning Ladder Match, that was the day I realized deep down that I’d have to put you away, if I was ever going to reach my full potential. It was time to stop the pipe dreams, and get serious, but I mean hey…just cause it’s business…doesn’t mean I don’t have…pleasure.

Suddenly, a figure appeared out of the shadows behind Grind and wrapped her slender, scarred arm around Grind’s waist. 

Ripper Jane: Reunited…and it feels SOOOOO good. Hahaha! 

Trevor Mach: Oh come on! You just said it WASN’T about her! 

Grind: It’s not, because that wrong has been righted….many many ti-

Trevor Mach: Alright skater dude, I’m thrilled for ya, but I don’t need to hear about it! I’m the World Champion. If you want a match, then step up! GET IN LINE! I’ll take you out! Hotlanta, I’ll take you down too! As for you, I don’t know you , but I’m sure you’re a jerk! 

Generator: I’m Generator! We’ve had matches before! 

Subculture: Man, they really don’t like you! 

Trevor Mach: YEAH, I NOTICED!

5. Lady Renegades Singles: Lainey Strong vs. Darkness Aoi 
-Next up, Lady Renegades action, as Lainey Strong, the determined and fierce competitor, stepped into the ring to face off against the formidable Darkness Aoi. Lainey was known for her tenacity and had a personal score to settle, seeking payback on behalf of her best friend, Wendy Mustang, after the mind games Metal Rush had played with her concerning the Women's World Championship. As the match began, Lainey wasted no time in taking control of the contest. She launched a relentless offensive assault on Darkness Aoi, utilizing a combination of powerful strikes and high-impact maneuvers. Lainey's motivation to stand up for her friend fueled her as she dominated the early moments of the match. Darkness Aoi, however, was no pushover. She had made a name for herself in the world of professional wrestling as a fierce and unyielding competitor. She came back hard with a harsh Spinebuster, but Lainey avoided the Darkness Bomber attempt and came off the ropes with a Lariat of her own. As Lainey continued to assert her dominance, Darkness Aoi found herself on the defensive, struggling to counter Lainey's relentless onslaught. Just as it seemed Lainey was on the cusp of securing a decisive victory, chaos erupted in the ring. Paula and Mitra, members of Metal Rush, stormed the squared circle and ambushed Lainey. DQ win for Lainey as the crowd booed Paula and tossed trash into the ring as she trapped the daughter of Mayor Strong in a Sharpshooter. 
Winner: Lainey Strong via DQ 

Paula: My my my, the little wannabe thought she could step up. That’s good, I’d like to see you at least try! Failure builds character. Don’t go on X and complain about it. Don’t whine to management either. You step up if you want a shot at the World Champion, and you earn it. THAT is what it’s supposed to be about, but these skanks and idiots and can’t seem to figure that ou-

Suddenly, Hope Mach rushed out with a chair, followed by a limping Wendy Mustang, and Dem Girlz. They ran Paula, Aoi, and Mitra out of the ring. Hope pointed at Paula, and then made a motion for the belt being around her waist, a challenge from the deaf Mach daughter to the Women’s World Champion.

?

In a dark room, Ilya Fedorovich was punching a solid wall. Blood was left on the wall as he began to rewrap his fists and turned to the camera. 

Ilya Fedorovich: Yes…keep your eyes on the big distraction Eaglandski. Ignore the coming threat stalking you. Subculture, I will have what is mine. That title will be my prize…and your blood will be my trophy. We’ve only just begun. DO YOU HEAR ME?! AHAHAHA! WE’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!

Ilya began to laugh uncontrollably, before he suddenly snapped and punched the wall so hard it actually cracked. 

Gamer Girlz Room

Alison Chains was watching a video on her phone as Christy Angel played Fortnite. 

Christy Angel: This game is fun. One time I was playing against Uncle Trevor. I could tell because his hands twitched and he could barely function. The fact that he’s won ANY games really says more about who he played against. Right Alison? Alison?

Alison Chains: I’m watching the revival of Slayer during Demon Boogie. I’ve been staring directly into the eyes of Slayer. Even though it’s a video…I feel like….he’s possessing me….urging me to kill…specifically people I don’t like though. I’m totally possess-

Christy Angel: No you’re not. Stop it. 

Alison Chains: Oh. I guess you’re right. Thanks Christina. 

Christy Angel: I’m Christy! NOT Christina! 

Alison Chains: Uh-huh. I’m going to play my favorite game. It’s called nap roulette. I take this mystery pill and take a nap. I’m not setting an alarm. Will it be twenty minutes or four hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky, and I like it. 

Christy Angel: Last time you played that game, you slept for three days. 

Alison Chains: Yeah…but that was a different pill. That one was pink…this one is yellow. 

Christy Angel: What is it? 

Alison Chains: It’s uh…it’s….it’s yellow. 

Christy Angel: How about we just play Five Nights at Saturn’s instead, and that way I don’t have to spend three days making sure you don’t swallow your tongue. 

Alison Chains: But I don’t wanna! 

Christy Angel: Fine! Then I’m gonna let Va-The Rizzler change you when you mess yourself. 

Alison Chains: …Think he’d do it? 

Christy Angel: He’d be INTO it. 

Alison Chains: ….

Christy Angel: ALISON! 

Alison Chains: I’m thinking! 

Christy Angel: *gags* 

Alison Chains: Fine! I’ll play the game! We ARE gamers who game, so pass me some gamer juice. 

Christy Angel: You got it! 

Kid Havok: Ladies…shouldn’t you be…ya know…fighting the good fight against Metal Rush? Maybe challenging Aoi and Mitra, or-

Christy Angel: Video games. 

Kid Havok: Video games? 

Alison Chains: Video games. 

Kid Havok: ….Video games. 

Alison Chains: …If I said I was genderfluid and had sex with a dude, would he be gay if I suddenly decided to switch genders during sex? 

Christy Angel: Genderfluid doesn’t exist. 

Alison Chains: Oh right…do I exist? 

Kid Havok: Yes. 

Alison Chains:  Then why can’t feel my hand? 

Kid Havok: You’ve been sitting on it for a long time. 

Alison Chains: Oh THAT’S where I put it. Kids, it’s easy to misplace things, but sometimes you just have to ask help from your friends! 

Kid Havok: The kids don’t exist. 

Alison Chains: They did at one point, and their ghosts are haunting me until I solve the murder mystery! 

Christy Angel: I really just want to play this game. 

Alison Chains: Yes! Let’s do that instead!

6. Singles: Ness vs. Cade Yaggis 
-Main event time as the Renegades were on the edge of their seats, eager to witness a colossal showdown between two titans of the squared circle: Ness and "Trigger" Cade Yaggis. Cade had long considered Ness his mentor, and this match was a culmination of their relationship, a battle that would determine who stood as the superior competitor with the looming shadow of Metal Rush hanging overhead. The opening moments of the match were filled with a palpable tension as both competitors circled one another, wary of the other's abilities. Ness, the seasoned silent veteran, had honed his skills to perfection over the years, while Cade, the fiery protege, was determined to prove himself by surpassing his mentor. The action in the ring was fast-paced and hard-hitting, with both Ness and Cade exchanging strikes and high-impact maneuvers. The crowd roared with every nearfall, as Cade came agonizingly close to securing the victory on multiple occasions. His Cadebreaker finisher was a constant threat, and he executed it with precision, leaving Ness on the brink of defeat. Ness, however, was not ready to yield the spotlight to his protege. He dug deep, summoning his resilience and experience to kick out of the Cadebreaker, much to the shock of the crowd. The momentum in the match shifted as Ness began to mount a comeback. As the match reached its climax, the crowd was on their feet, witnessing a classic encounter between teacher and student. Ness unleashed his devastating PK Rockin', a move that had carried him to countless victories throughout his career. The impact was thunderous, and the hometown crowd counted along with the referee. 1-2-3! Ness with the narrow victory over "Trigger" Cade Yaggis. 
Winner: Ness via PK Rockin’ -> Pin 

After the match, Cade tried to shake Ness’ hand, only for Paula to roll into the ring and slap him across the face. 

Paula: YOU! We took you in! We trained you! Ness and Poo BOTH looked after you, and this is the thanks we get?! Typical of a “Renegade” with “Renegade” behavior. That’s the issue. That’s what I can’t stand. THAT is why I’m Metal Rush, and you…will be an example of what happens when you turn your back on values and hospitality. You turned your back on us, so we’re turning our back on you.

Ness and Paula turned as Grind, Hotlanta, Generator, and w00t rushed the ring and attacked Cade. The rest of Blood 4 Blood came out, and finally Crono joined the fracas. It was free for all of Blood 4 Blood vs. Metal Rush to end the show. 

Last edited by Machismo (11/08/2023 9:55 am)

Saturn City Recording Studio

 
Tack Angel sat outside of the recording booth as Jackson Kain walked up to him. 

Jackson Kain: There he is! 

Tack Angel: *sigh* Hey Jackson.

Jackson Kain: What’s with that attitude man! This is a great gig I got you. 

Tack Angel: It is, and I’m grateful, it was just a long trip on a bus with several people. Pat Mustard snuck aboard too, and I don’t really want to get into it. 

Jackson Kain: Understood, but get this, you’re going to be doing some serious voice over work here. This was what I used to do between movie roles when I had to pay off my expensive and ridiculous lifestyle. That’s behind me now. Faris got me into piracy though, and that’s pretty cool. 

Tack Angel: Wow, that Faris is quite the woman then huh? She seems nice. 

Jackson Kain: Only until you make her mad brosef. That Makoto seems like the real deal too though.
 
Tack Angel: Everyone keeps saying that. What do they mean by it? 

Jackson Kain: Dude…come on.

Tack Angel: Yeah yeah…I know. I have to focus on making the alimony payments right now…that are going to Tracy…who just divorced me…after cheating on me with my former good friend…to marry my “supposed'' good fr- *gags* tag partner Geoff Garrett. 

Jackson Kain: Hey, look at it this way man. I’m sure somewhere out there is another you living it up with tons of beautiful women, and this guy's good fortune in no way, shape, or form would be responsible for your hard times...surely. Well see ya later! 

Tack Angel: *turns to the camera* What did he mean by this? 

Intercom: Tack Angel, could you come into the booth please? 

Tack Angel: It’s Tack ti- no I’m not doing that. That’s terrible.

Tack went into the booth and looked through the soundproof glass to see two hipsters in neon clothing. One of them had a spindly mustache, and the other had a ridiculous soul patch. 



?: *intercom on* Tack? Tack Angel?

Tack Angel: That’s me. 

?: *intercom on* Great. I’m Eggs Bert, and I’ll be covering your recordings for the day. 

Tack Angel: Eggs Bert? Uh…yeah sure. Nice to meet you. Happy to have the extra work. 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Good…good. Now, this is going to be very simple. Just say it normally, and then we’ll do a small voice over at the end of the session. 

Tack Angel: Alright. 

?: *intercom on* Hello Tack? Can you hear me? It’s Clem Fandango. 

Tack Angel: What? 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* It’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me Tack?

Tack Angel: Yes, I hear you Clem Fandango. 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* If you could just say it normally, and then we’ll do a small voice over at the end of the session. 

Tack Angel: …H-He just said that Clem Fanda- hey, they sort of sorts like Grim Fandango. 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* N-no, it’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me Tack?

Tack Angel: YES! I can hear you Clem Fandango! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Alright Tack, let’s give it a go.

Tack Angel: *clears throat* Hey! Tack Angel here! Be sure to check out Xcite every week on ENN to see the very best in wrestling action! Featuring stars like myself, Christina Angel, Erica, Bashin Dan, Rama Raju, The Eagleland Gladiators, and G-G-Geoff Garrett! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* That was great. Thanks Tack. 

Tack Angel: I stuttered in there. You sure you don’t want me to do it again?

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* No, it’s great Tack. It’s one take great. We love it. We have some other things we’d like you to record for us though, if you don’t mind. 

Tack Angel: O-oh yeah? I’d be getting paid? 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Absolutely Tack. 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* Hello? Tack? Can you hear me? It’s Clem Fandango. 

Tack Angel: Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango. 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* We just need you to do a couple more things for us, and you will be getting paid for them. 

Tack Angel: He just said that! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Alright, the first one is for the navy. They want an automated voice to sound when launching nuclear weapons. 

Tack Angel: Excuse me? They want what? So that would be my voice? I don’t know if I want to be associated with that! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* It pays really well. 

Tack Angel: *sigh* I supposed I could rest assured that no one is stupid enough to ever actually launch one. Alright, I’ll do it. *clears throat* NUCLEAR WEAPONS FIRED! 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* Tack, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me? 

Tack Angel: …Yeah…yeah I can Clem Fandango.

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* That was good, but do you think you could try it again, but sound less alarming. 

Tack Angel: …But it IS an alarm. I’ve just alerted everyone that nuclear weapons have been fired! I’ve just unleashed armageddon!

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* The feeling is you could do it in a way that’s a bit less…dramatic. 

Tack Angel: ….*clears throat* Golly! The nuclear weapons were just fired! Oops! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Tack, that’s perfect. It’s absolutely perfect. 

Tack Angel: WHAT?! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Alright Tack, this next one was meant for The Rizzler, but he couldn’t make it. The plan is to dub you over his work. 

Tack Angel: How is that going to work? 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Everyone seems to think you two sound almost identical, and he’s already given it the green light. 

Tack Angel: We sound alike? I don’t know where that came from…but I need the money…alimony and what have you. *clears throat* Alright everybody, welcome back to “Rack Reactions?” We’ve got some big ones here on this woman in an olive green dress, but these ain’t no olives. These are more like Thanksgiving gourds, and these cornucopias are helping to broker peace between the native Saturns and the pilgrims. Shaq could draw a couple of hand turkeys on these things. It’s a slimming, form fitting dress that really draws the eye to these buffalo…that make me want to spew a buffa-load and- I CAN’T DO THIS! THIS IS AWFUL! 

Eggs Bert: *intercom on* Tack, you were doing great man. It was perfect. You sounded just like him. The sleaze level was on point.

Tack Angel: It was?! But I don’t want-

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* Tack, it’s Clem Fandango, can you hear m-

Tack Angel: YES! I CAN HEAR YOU CLEM FANDANGO! 

Clem Fandango: *intercom on* The sleaze level….was on point and-

Tack Angel: We’re done here! 

Last edited by Machismo (11/11/2023 12:58 am)

Limber Studio - Limber Mines

The Angel Express pulled into the quiet northwestern town, with the Sailor Sensations and Weekend Wrecking Crew ALL wanting to explore the new town that Xcite wished to add to its touring schedule. Tack Angel stretched as “his” cat Catzenmeow hopped out of the bus behind him. He turned to find it following him before feeling a harsh slap on his back. 

*Slap!* 

Tack Angel: Whoa! 

Rick Shaw: Easy partner, it’s just your old pal Rick Shaw. This is quite the town huh? Surrounded by trees as far as the eye can see, with a giant lake too. 

Tack Angel: Yeah…it’s something…beats Mid-South…but everything beats Mid-South. 

Rick Shaw: Huh?

Tack Angel: Nothing. People can’t seem to understand my feelings…except Pat Mustard for some reason. 

Rick Shaw: I think that little lady over there understands ya just fine. 

Tack Angel: Catzenmeow? That’s a cat. 

Rick Shaw: The leggy brunette behind the cat. 

Tack Angel: Makoto? Yeah…she’s the best. She’s everything a guy like me could hope for. 

Rick Shaw: You two were making progress. What happened? 

Tack Angel: I’m just clamming up. I mean…you know what today is right? You know what we’re here for?

Suddenly, Geoff Garrett did the Jackie Fargo strut off the bus wearing a tux, followed by Point Man, Saxon, Novus, and Bone Soldier. 

Geoff Garrett: Today is the day! Haha! I’m getting married fellas! Hey, how many suits you own there, Point Man? 

Point Man: The Point Man got a rental. 

Geoff Garrett: Right. Always reliable. Hey Slap Angel, my Best Man! You ready for tonight? 

Tack Angel: I’llneverbereadyforthehorrorsthatawaitme. 

Geoff Garrett: That’s the spirit buddy. I gotta say, you are incredible all things considered. You saw a broken guy like me, who unfortunately for you, fell in love with your ex-wife, and not only are we still good good friends, but you agreed to be my Best Man and support me through all of this. You’re a good man Tack Angel…the BEST Man. Hahaha. 

Tack Angel: Ihatethat-what? Uh…thank you? 

Rick Shaw: You better get your tux on buddy! 

Tack Angel: Yeah. *sigh* I guess so. Wait…was that CP Munk? Did he just…I JUST SAW MUNK AND-

Magnum PT: Relax Chief, I’ve got this. 

Tack Angel: Huh? 

Magnum PT: Call it a wedding present for Double G, but I’m going to take on ol’ Munk tonight! 

Tack Angel: But I’M the one that-

Magnum PT: The Angel Express has paid off Tack! I’m going to take care of the “rodent problem!” Yeah! 

Tack Angel: ….FU-


"Yngwie Malmsteen - My Resurrection"



Larry Grim: Welcome to Limber Mines! What seems like a quiet, podunk town, is host to the best brand in wrestling! It’s time for Xcite! 

Apple Kid: *looking at a brochure* Yes, Limber Mines was once going to be a logging town, until minerals were found that appeared to be native to the area, thought to have been placed here from a meteor crash long ago. Therefore, Limber Mines was founded, and this small town came into a lot of money….which EBW is hoping to get some of. Ya know…just a piece. 

Larry Grim: Right you are, and that’s why Limber Mines is gonna be Xcite Territory, and more than that, it’s going to play host to a WEDDING! You are all cordially invited to celebrate the wedding of Geoff Garrett and Tracy! 

Apple Kid: A big night for sure! 

Makoto Kino: It really is, but not just for that. My Sailor Sisters Rei Hino and Ami Mizuno will be in action against two of the 3Queens tonight, and I’m going to be right here at ringside to make sure their “maid” Bellerophon stays out of it! 

Apple Kid: AH! Hey! Makoto is here! 

Larry Grim: You need to get your eyes checked Apple. 

Apple Kid: Says a man who has painted ping pong balls in his eye sockets. 

Larry Grim: That’s more for YOUR benefit! 

Makoto Kino: We’re starting the night off with a non-title bout…actually a LOT of them are non-title bouts. 

Larry Grim: Yes, the champs are on display, to showcase their talents as way of a wedding gift to the happy couple. Johnny Starbound, the champion AND villain of the CXJ Division after the claims he’s made about it, will be taking on Brother Tiburon. Then the Sensations take on 3Queens in non-title action like you said. The EBW Women’s Champion Erica will in action against Ice of the Eagleland Gladiators. Bashin Dan and Jaden Yuki of Dan Club will face off with Troy and Snakebite. Magnum PT will have a bout with CP Munk, and we’re all looking forward to seeing him take care of business for his friend Tack. 

Makoto Kino: I think Tack really wanted to have a match with CP Munk though. 

Larry Grim: The main event will see EBW Champion Rama Raju battle Razorblade of “The Rizz” ahead of his biggest challenge to date, when we leave for Dalaam…like RIGHT after this show in fact…so next week you’ll see us in Dalaam for Xcite, and then the big RRR event! Take THAT Havok! Also, it was quite the coup to get here before the other guys, and speaking of them, we know that a few of our boys will be sticking around in Eagleland a little bit longer, as the Weekend Wrecking Crew will battle Samurai Ifrit for the World Team Championship Rings. ONLY watch that match this week, and then turn it off. Right? That’s how we should do it. Ya know…support our team. 

Apple Kid: They’ll get the Rings, AND the ability to appear on either show. On top of that, Xcite will get our hands on The Storm, which would make ENN VERY happy! 

Larry Grim: Let’s get the show underway with-

Johnny Starbound: People of Limber Mines, I’m so sorry to break the news to you, but the CXJ Division is a joke, and your opening match is predetermined. I’m going to lose by DQ, and it won’t matter. None of this matters. I’m being paid to “entertain” you. You want competition, you’re not going to find it in “MY” division. This title is worthless.

Larry Grim: People, that is NOT true! 

Apple Kid: He’s lying. He’s totally lying. This is really killing our credibility. 

Makoto Kino: I wouldn’t lie to you guys! He’s making it up!

EBW: Xcite
Limber Studio, Limber Mines
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1. Non-Title CXJ Division Singles: Johnny Starbound vs. Brother Tiburon
-In the CXJ Division match between Johnny Starbound and Brother Tiburon, Johnny decided to undermine the division's spirit. As the match kicked off, Johnny's lack of seriousness became evident. Instead of engaging in a competitive display of athleticism, he opted to treat the bout like a joke. During the match, Johnny took advantage of a momentary truce, offering Brother Tiburon a seemingly friendly handshake. However, it was a ruse. Concealed within Johnny's palm were brass knuckles, and he viciously struck Brother Tiburon when the luchador unsuspectingly accepted the handshake.
Winner: Brother Tiburon via DQ 

Larry Grim: This crowd is booing, and I don’t blame them. Xciters, I’m starting to think that Mav has a serious agenda to undermine our CXJ rebirth. It’s despicable. 

Makoto Kino: …How do…do you say words like despicable without a tongue? 

Larry Grim: …I uh…I don’t know.

The Rizz Locker Room

Preacher Ra was trying to hype up his three monsters ahead of their matches later in the night. 

Preacher Ra: Keep cool my babies, I want you save that energy for the ring. I want that malevolent vibe contained and ready to explode ya feel me? Can ya dig it? Alright alright. That’s what the Preacher loves to hear. Gotta show these people that “The Rizz Is” ya dig? Now head on out there. Your main man needs to knock on the sky and listen to the sound if ya catch my drift. 

Troy: The *bleep* are you talking about? 

Snakebite: …I’m with him. 

Preacher Ra: …Meditate…I need to meditate. 

Razorblade: I…I knew that. I knew what he meant.

Preacher Ra sat in silence in the room as the trio left. In the distance, he could hear Troy battering a jobber for looking at him, but he tried pushing it out of his mind. Instead he was distracted by something else. The old television behind him suddenly lit up in static. Ra looked over and saw something he wasn’t expecting. The static gave way to a shot of the room he was in, with himself looking through the monitor at him. 

Preacher Ra: What is thi-

“Preacher Ra:” Epahs segnahc ti…raeppasid t’nseod ygrene. 

Preacher Ra: What? What?!

2. Women’s Non-Title Tag: Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno vs. Gianna Rambaldi/Hilda Iceheart 
-Next up, in a thrilling women's tag team match, Rei Hino and Ami Mizuno squared off against the formidable EBW Women's Tag Team Champions, Gianna Rambaldi and "Shiva Reincarnate" Hilda Iceheart. Although this was a non-title bout, the stakes were high as both teams aimed to prove their dominance in the ring. Rei Hino and Gianna Rambaldi showcased their technical prowess, countering each other's moves with precision. Ami Mizuno and Hilda Iceheart entered the ring, bringing a different dynamic to the match. Hilda, with her imposing presence and Shiva-inspired demeanor, displayed strength and agility that kept Ami on the defensive. Ami, in turn, used her intelligence and quick reflexes to evade Hilda's powerful strikes. Rei and Ami coordinated their attacks, attempting to wear down the champions. Gianna and Hilda, however, demonstrated why they were the reigning tag team champions, seamlessly working together to turn the tide in their favor. In a surprising turn of events, Hilda Iceheart managed to gain control over Ami Mizuno. With a display of strength, she hoisted Ami up for a Northern Lights Bomb, and the referee counted the pin.
Winners: Gianna Rambaldi/Hilda Iceheart[o] via Northern Lights Bomb on Ami Mizuno -> Pin

Makoto Kino: Oh no! They tried so hard! 3Queens are really good at this! 

Larry Grim: The Sensations are going to have to work hard to take them on, and that includes you Makoto. That Bellerophon has it out for you. 

Makoto Kino: I’ll do what I can, for my friends and all the Xciters. 

Apple Kid: You probably want to go and console your frien-

Makoto Kino: No, I need to stick around. The EBW Women’s Champion is up next.

Backstage

One of EBW’s “top” referees was being looked over by Doctor Degrees. 

Degrees: Your results just came back. 

Harvey Refman: Can I see them?

Degrees: Probably not. You’re blind…you’re literally all blind. EBW has been employing blind referees. This is actually insane. 

Harvey Refman: To be fair, the chick ref that likes to be in front of the camera at all times isn’t blind…but she is tone deaf.

Degrees: I can’t clear you to officiate the next match. She’ll have to do it…I guess. As for you, we need to get you some new eyeballs or something. 

Harvey Refman: Can you do that? 

Degrees: I haven’t tried, but I’m gonna wing it.

Harvey Refman: Great. Until then…we need some officials for the night. Huh?

As they spoke Jammer and Vape were seen walking around the arena.

Vape: Last night I had this dream where Shrek was turned into a lady orge and Fionna was asked if it was cool. Fionna said it was cause she’s “bishrekual” and I woke up crying. 

Jammer: …I had the same dream. 

Vape: Really? 

Jammer: No. Are you out of your mind? That’s insane. 

Vape: Right…like having my hand degloved right? Haha! 

Jammer: You have got to stop mentioning that. I’m trying not to picture it. Now THAT has been haunting my dreams. 

Vape: It still really hurts! I was told not to take too many pain pills, cause I’ll get hooked. I was thinking I might as well have a drink though. Thinking of buying some 12 year old whiskey. What do you think? 

Jammer: Let her buy her own whiskey you creeper! 

Vape: What?! No! I meant-

Degrees: Gentlemen! Are you in matches tonight? 

Jammer: Huh? No, I’m actually not booked. I’m not MAD about it or anything. 

Vape: Degloved. 

Jammer: *gags* 

Degrees: Right. I knew that. I “re-gloved” it. 

Jammer: *gags again* 

Degrees: Congratulations, you’re going to ref tonight! 

Vape: Rad! 

Jammer: Well I was going to shoot some hoops- oh forget it fine! A former World Champion will wear the ref stripes tonight. 

Vape: That’s the spirit! 

Jammer: Don’t touch me with that hand!

3. Non-Title Women’s Singles: Erica vs. Ice Special Referee: Jammer
-The third match was another women's bout as Erica, the EBW Women's Champion and leader of 3Queens, faced off against the formidable Ice from the Eagleland Gladiators. Jammer came out to call the match for two reasons. The ladies refused to let Vape call the match, and the dancing attention seeking lady referee is just awful. The match started with a tense lock-up, each woman vying for control. Erica, known for her technical prowess, executed a quick arm drag, taking Ice by surprise. However, Ice's raw strength quickly became evident as she powered out of a hold and retaliated with a powerful scoop slam. Siren, on the outside in support of Ice, remained vigilant. Little did she know that Bellerophon, lurking in the shadows, was preparing a sneak attack. The deaf gladiator was oblivious to the impending threat. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Erica and Ice engaged in a back-and-forth struggle. Ice utilized her height advantage with a thunderous spinebuster, attempting to wear down the champion. Erica, however, showcased her resilience, countering with a jaw-dropping tornado DDT. Bellerophon seized an opportunity and struck Siren from behind, leaving her incapacitated on the outside. Back in the ring, Erica seized control. Despite Ice's powerful offense, Erica displayed her agility with a lightning-quick enzuigiri. As the crowd roared, Erica ascended the turnbuckle and executed a breathtaking crossbody, but Ice powered out of the subsequent pin attempt. On the outside, Makoto left the announce table and tried to fight off Bellerophon, but she once again showed far more power than she had in her original run. Makoto and Siren together managed to make her back off. Back in the ring, with both competitors visibly fatigued, Erica was the first to her feet. As Ice attempted another power move, Erica countered with a well-timed reversal, transitioning seamlessly into an Air Raid Crash for the pin and the win. 
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Erica with the win, but Makoto kept Bellerophon from getting her hands on Ice, and kept Siren out of harm’s way. 

Apple Kid: That’s our Makoto. Here comes Usagi to help her! Is that toast in her mouth! 

Larry Grim: The ring is no place for her cat! 

Erica isn’t having any of it, as she just pushes Usagi away! We’re going to need Red Shirts on the job! I know they’re in tuxedos right now, but the Black Shirts will get decimated! 

Backstage

Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! No, it’s Rains…he’s uh…not booked…until the RRR event at least! That’s where EBW Champion Rama Raju will defend against Colby Roads, Troy, and Mav Valentine! This is a big challenge for you. You don’t even have to be the one to be beaten to lose the title! 

Rama Raju: I would find that cowardly. If you want what is mine, you should beat me for it. Even if that means all three of them fight against me solely, that is the challenge I agreed to. That is what I am prepared for. That is the fire I will step into in Dalaam. I am going home for this defense. The people of my village, those that remain following the destruction, will be there. My friend…Bheem…he will be there too. 

Good News Gary: Bheem? 

Rama Raju: The Water….my good friend. He is the protector of his own village. I once helped him retrieve a small child from the clutches of unseemly people. These people will inspire me to push through my limits, and I will walk away, still the EBW Champion. 

Good News Gary: You sound pretty confident about it. 

Rama Raju: I succeed, or I fall, but I will know that I fought with every trace of fire in my body. When we battle, near the banks of the Godavari River, I will show you what is truly inside of me.

Catering

 
A frustrated Makoto was looking for 3Queens, when she saw a sad Tack sitting alone at a table creating a strange concoction. It appeared to be a hot dog, but the dog was the bun, sliced in half, as he stuffed it with bread. 

Makoto Kino: What is that Tack? 

Tack Angel: The world is not yet ready for the Doghot. 

Makoto Kino: What?

Tack Angel: Huh? 

Makoto Kino: Tonight is the night huh?

Tack Angel: Yep. Bright lights…hype crowd. 

Makoto Kino: I meant the wedding. 

Tack Angel: Yeah…I know. 

Makoto Kino: It’s bothering you, isn’t it?

Tack Angel: You know the funny thing? I’ll tell you this…because I trust you. It actually doesn’t. 

Makoto Kino: Really?

Tack Angel: It’s weird, but I feel like this split with Tracy….was inevitable, and it feels like it has already happened, and it was some time ago. I just want her to be happy, no matter how she feels about me. 

Makoto Kino: And you’re buddy Geoff too right?

Tack Angel: Idon’treallywannatalkabouthim. I just want it to be done and over with, so I can move on. 

Makoto Kino: Move on…*blushing* to what? 

Tack Angel: Um…I think you kn-

Point Man: Tack! The Point Man thinks we have a problem! 

Tack Angel: Keeping the tactical mask on with the suit Pointer? What’s up?

Point Man: The Point Man was looking for Geoff’s guests, and one of them is a man named Matchwell Enron. 

Tack Angel: …Of course it is. Wait, that’s the guy whose father was-

Point Man: Yes, he did THAT whole thing. 

Tack Angel: Oh. Uh…go on?

Point Man: He went to the restroom and locked the door. I can’t get him to come out. 

Tack Angel: Well…I guess I could TRY to help? I’ll see you later Makoto. 

Makoto Kino: Yeah…see you later…Tacky Star Bo- what am I saying?

Restroom

Point Man lead Tack to the restroom where the son of a business magnate, Matchwell Enron had locked himself in. 

Tack Angel: The names of these people. If it’s not Pat Mustand it’s Clem Fandango and- *knock knock* Hello? Matchwell? It’s Tack Angel. Listen buddy, we need you to come out. It’s almost time for the wedding, *sigh* Double G would hate if you missed it. Hello? Matchwell? We’re worried about you so…I’m gonna have to…kick open the door?

Point Man: The Point Man believes so! 

Tack Angel: *sigh* Alright. Stand back Point Man.

Tack kicked open the door, as he and Point Man looked inside to see a horrible sight. 

Tack Angel: Alright Matchwell, we need to-WHAT THE HECK AND A HALF?!

Matchwell Enron had his head in the toilet, and he was slowly being pulled down into it by an unknown force before disappearing completely. Tack and Point Man stood in silence, but Tack turned to Point Man. 

Tack Angel: We did NOT just see that. Do you understand? 

Point Man: The Point Man understands. 

Tack Angel: Do NOT tell Geoff about this, because I don’t even know what THIS…is! 

Point Man: Don’t know what WHAT is? 

Tack Angel: EXACTLY! 

4. Tag: Bashin Dan/Jaden Yuki vs. Troy/Snakebite 
-In a clash of rivalries and contrasting dynamics, the tag team match unfolded as Bashin Dan and Jaden Yuki of Dan Club squared off against the disorganized duo of Troy and Snakebite from The Rizz. With the bewildered Preacher Ra on the outside, The Rizz struggled to maintain cohesion, while Dan Club aimed to exploit their opponents' discord. Bashin Dan and Jaden Yuki immediately took control with a series of quick tags and double-team maneuvers. Their chemistry was evident as they executed a tandem suplex on Snakebite, showcasing the seamless synergy of Dan Club. On the outside, a distracted  Preacher Ra desperately tried to rally his team, but the anger-fueled Troy seemed more interested in venting his frustration against Dan than strategizing. The disorganization within The Rizz allowed Dan Club to maintain their dominance. Troy, a fount of rage, entered the ring with a wild flurry of strikes, targeting both Bashin Dan and Jaden Yuki. However, this aggression played into the hands of Dan Club, who capitalized on Troy's erratic movements with precise counters. Snakebite, recognizing the need to bring stability to the team, entered the fray. He displayed technical prowess, countering Jaden Yuki's high-flying offense with a well-timed spinebuster. Despite Snakebite's efforts to restore order, the disarray within The Rizz proved challenging to overcome. As the match reached its climax, Jaden Yuki seized an opportunity to showcase the GX Factor for the pin and the win on the Mid-South roughneck.
Winners: Bashin Dan/Jaden Yuki[o] via GX Factor on Snakebite -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Dan and Jaden with the win! Jaden’s about to rap, but Troy is hitting him with the big boot! Dan is getting in his way, and a fight is breaking out! 

Apple Kid: Preacher Ra looked so out of it for the whole match. I wonder what was up with that? It seems to have had an effect on the team though. Troy was an unchecked rage monster. Um….onto the next match?

Larry Grim: Why are you saying it like that?

Apple Kid: Cause it’s Munk vs. PT. 

Larry Grim: Oh right…the match we uh…have been waiting for?

5. Singles: Magnum PT vs. CP Munk Special Referee: Vape
-Next up, Magnum PT and CP Munk prepared to face off in a high-stakes match. Magnum PT, known for his power, mullet, and power-mullet, locked up with CP Munk, a crafty and unpredictable wrestler..chipmunk..man...and former EBW Champion. The early moments of the match saw a back-and-forth exchange of holds and strikes as both competitors jockeyed for control. Magnum PT showcased his strength with a series of impactful slams, while CP Munk relied on his agility to evade and counter. Outside the ring, a livid Tack Angel, dressed in a tuxedo, couldn't contain his anger over Munk's recent actions involving Tracy. Desperate to get his hands on CP Munk, Tack Angel attempted to breach the barricade, but the vigilant LG Rod and Randy no Kachi intervened, preventing him from reaching his target. Back inside the ring, CP Munk capitalized on the distraction, delivering a low blow to Magnum PT behind the Vape's back. The crowd jeered at Munk's underhanded tactics, but it fueled his determination to secure the win. With Magnum PT momentarily stunned, CP Munk seized the opportunity and executed his signature move, the Go 2 Munk. The devastating maneuver left Magnum PT sprawled on the canvas, and Munk quickly went for the cover. Even with Vape using the wrong hand and hurting it again, he still counted the 1-2-3!
Winner: CP Munk via Go 2 Munk -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Tack in a tux is demanding a match with CP Munk, but Colby Roads, RnK, and LG Rod are helping him get away. Tack, like Colby, just wants to FINISH! THE! STORY! 

Apple Kid: CP Munk seems to get in the way of that on both occasions if you think about it. Well folks, strap in, because the EBW Champion is in action in the main event. He’ll be taking on Razorblade in Non-Title action. 

Larry Grim: Then after that, the wedding event of the year, as Geoff Garrett and Tracy tie the knot! 

Backstage

Tracy was being a bridezilla, yelling at her hair dresser as she put the finishing touches on her look. 

Tracy: You’re a disgrace! I’d fire you if I was the one paying you! Take a hike! I can do this better myself! *sigh* This has to be PERFECT OR I’LL-

Christina Angel: Mom….we need to talk. 

Tracy: *sigh* I’d rather you stop calling me that. It’s tiresome. 

Christina Angel: What?

Tracy: I don’t want to be your mother Christina. Christy I have to accept on some level. You? You came out of nowhere…and I never felt that “motherly bond” with you. 

Christina Angel: …To be honest…I feel like you’re an imposter that was posing as my Mom, but with Dad taking part in this, I want to be out there to….to support him. You’re torturing him you know? 

Tracy: I didn’t ask Geoff to make him Best Man! Those two are bonded. Nothing I can do about it, even though I HATE IT. Don’t you have better things to do? Go lose to 3Queens or something. You’re good at that. You’re wasting your prime and potential. You could have been making bank kiddo. You’re a disappointment. 

Christina Angel: Not to who really matters. You don’t matter to me…not anymore.

Tracy: Oh I’ll matter. I’ll matter to all of you…when I’m finished.

Fed up, Christina stormed off. Tracy smirked and returned to primping her hair. 

Tracy: Ask Tali Mach if I matter. If you’re not careful Christina…you’ll share her fate.

6. Non-Title Singles: Rama Raju vs. Razorblade 
-Main event time as EBW Champion, Rama Raju, known as "The Fire," faced off against the hardcore brawler from VBW, Razorblade. The anticipation in the arena was palpable as both competitors eyed each other, ready to engage in a fierce battle. So much palp. Almost TOO MUCH palp. The bell rang, and the match kicked off with a flurry of strikes and grapples. Razorblade, living up to his hardcore reputation, wasted no time trying to introduce weapons into the mix. It was obvious victory wasn't the goal but destruction of the EBW Champion. Rama Raju, however, demonstrated his resilience and technical prowess. Despite the onslaught of hardcore tactics, "The Fire" showcased his agility, countering Razorblade's weapon-based offense with precise kicks and quick dodges to keep the match from going to a DQ. As the match progressed, the chaos escalated. Troy and Snakebite, sensing an opportunity to interfere and weaken Raju ahead of his title defense in Dalaam, stormed the ring. Their interference threatened to tip the scales in Razorblade's favor. Mav Valentine, a formidable force in his own right, rushed to the ring, evening the odds. The audience erupted in cheers as Mav Valentine unleashed a series of powerful strikes on Troy and Snakebite, thwarting their interference. Not to be outdone, Jackson Kain, the friendly rival of Mav Valentine, joined the fray. The ring became a battleground as chaos reigned, with Mav Valentine and Jackson Kain fending off Troy and Snakebite on the outside. Back inside the ring, Razorblade, momentarily distracted by the chaos around him, fell victim to Rama Raju's Burning Arrow. "The Fire" executed the move flawlessly, driving Razorblade into the canvas for the pin.
Winner: Rama Raju via Burning Arrow -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Mav and Jackson are both helping Rama Raju! Here comes Dan Club too! They are backing up the EBW Champion as The Rizz backs off. Colby and his group were also lurking, ready to strike, but the Eagleland Cheese will have to smolder for a little bit longer, before the big day. In Dalaam at RRR, we’re gonna see the biggest challenge for Rama Raju yet! 

Backstage

Tack was prepping to go out and join the wedding party that was setting up in the stage, as he hesitated and grabbed a top hat. 

Tack Angel: What can I do to hide myself in plain sight? Wear this hat? Wait…

Tack found a white eye mask and put it on with the top hat. 

Tack Angel: Yeah…that oughta do i- ah who am I kidding? 

Makoto Kino: Tack? 

Tack Angel: Makoto! 

Makoto Kino: What you’re wearing looks….very familiar. *blush* 

Tack Angel: Yeah? I can’t wear it out there though. Forget it. The best I can do is just put on a grin and bear it. Here we go. 

Makoto Kino: Tack. No matter what you think or how you feel, just know that I’m proud of you. I see you. I know what you go through. I’m here for you…if…if uh…you need someone to talk to. 

Tack Angel: Thank you. 

Makoto Angel: Also…I’m gonna try this Doghot that I made. 

Tack Angel: *gasp*

And thus, it came to pass, that the time of the sacred union betwixt man and woman was nigh, and furthermore- Sorry, I don’t know what that was. Moving on, it was time for the REAL main event pitting Geoff Garrett against Tracy, in the vows of Holy Matrimony. No Holds Barred! Anything goes! Prenuptials? Possibly. Geoff Garrett and the Weekend Wrecking Crew were all out in matching tuxedos, with Tack Angel standing next to Geoff Garrett, red in the face with a plastered smile, probably to hide his immense joy. Brother Tiburon was set to officiate, complete with the black eye he’d been given earlier by Johnny Starbound. Tracy came out alone, as anyone that tried to hold up her dress was shooed away. Geoff was beaming as Tack’s grin widened along with his eyes. She entered the ring and stop with Geoff at the altar, trying to position Double G so she didn’t have to see Tack. 

Brother Tiburon: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union between Geoff Garrett and Tracy. Geoff lost his beloved wife not too long ago, and Tracy…well she found her way into his arms. Tonight, they will be paired together forever as husband and wife. I understand you have some vows you’ve prepared? 

Geoff Garrett: Tracy, you are my sun, my moon, my starry sky. Baby, you make everything better, like a guitar shot to my heart. You reminded me of what love is, and I can’t thank you enough for letting me Jackie Fargo strut down the aisle once more with the love of my life. God is good, and he has healed my broken heart. 

Tack Angel: Awthat’sactuallynice.

Tracy: Geoff, I was looking in all the wrong places for love before I met you. I found myself in the arms of those who promised to free me from the dark, depraved, and abusive clutches of Tack Angel. 

Tack Angel: Ohnoherewego. 

Tracy: I know it’s a little inappropriate to mention in the middle of our vows, but this marriage must be built on complete and utter honesty. Yes, I rant to CP Munk after feeling the cold scorn of Tack for so long. 

Tack Angel: StupidCPMunk. 

Tracy: And before that was w00t. 

Tack Angel: Waitwhat?!

Tracy: And before that was Cadmus. 

Tack Angel: Excuseme?! 

Tracy: And before that was Tali.

Tack Angel: Iknewaboutthatonebutitstillsucks. 

Tracy: And before that was w00t the first time. 

Tack Angel: WHAT?! 

Tracy: Yes, I’ve made my mistakes, and I’ve lived a lie, but thanks to you Geoff, I can be myself. I can be who I was truly meant to be, and I can feel real love again, not the kind of fake love that Tack Angel promises, which only feels good until he finds another “set” to look at, and then tosses you to the side while promising he can multitask. 

Tack Angel: You know, this is a really horrible thing to say during your vows! 

Tracy: It sure is, but you’re the only one hearing them. Psychic remember? Just like my brother. I was a late bloomer, but Paula showed me a few tricks. Everyone else is hearing oh wonderful you are, handing me off to Geoff and all, but I needed you to know just what I think about all of this, and just how out of touch and naive you were. I haven’t been yours in over a decade, and you only have yourself to blame. 

Tack Angel: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WROOOONG! 

Brother Tiburon: Tack? Are you alright? 

Tack Angel: Huh? 

Geoff Garrett: Slap Angel, take a deep breath. You don’t mean it do ya?

Tack Angel: What are you talking about? 

Brother Tiburon: I was asking if anyone objected to the marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace. 

Tack Angel: You were? You were! Right! I uh…I-

Tack looked to speak up against Tracy, but then saw Double G’s sad face, the shocked looks of the Weekend Wrecking Crew, and the sadness in the crowd. 

Tack Angel: I uh…meant that I didn’t do anything wrong….when I gave these two my blessing. I fully approve….of this marriage. Geoff? *looks to Tracy* She’s all yours. 

Brother Tiburon: Well said Tack. Geoff and Tracy, it is within my power by God almighty and the country of Eagleland to proclaim the two of you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

The crowd erupted into cheers as Geoff and Tracy kissed. Tack smiled a little, relieved that it was finally over. He turned to look at Makoto, who was already looking at him. They shared a long gaze into each other’s eyes and Tack felt a moment of peace and happiness, until-

Larry Grim: HOLY SMOKES! THAT’S SAMURAI IFRIT! 

Tack Angel: Huh?!

Zyro Kurogane, Seto Kaiba, Kinniku Mike, and Isiah Muscle ran down from the crowd and jumped into the ring, attacking the contenders for their World Team Championship Rings. Mike surprised Tack, and hit him with a belly to belly right into the wedding cake. Zyro hit the Straight Jacket Hagen on Geoff as Tracy rolled out of the ring. Isiah took Saxon and Novus out of the ring to brawl, as Point Man, Dungaree Danson, and Brunson Burner tried to get Geoff out of the ring. Mike picked up Bone Soldier and spiked him with a Piledriver. The scene was a complete mess, as Samurai Ifrit stood atop the pile to end the show.  

Burglin Park - Twoson

The people of Twoson welcomed the Xcite crew with open arms as they pulled into town with a big parade. The Weekend Wrecking Crew were atop the bus, waving at everyone, except for Tack who sat inside, subconsciously petting his cat. He looked over at Makoto, who was talking with Usagi while Minako ran off behind them, giggling into the bathroom with a mysterious bag in hand. Before he had time to check it out, the bus stopped and Rick Shaw gave him the all go to greet the fans. He plastered on the smile as he went out to sign autographs and greet the fans. President Swift was already out there to address the fans.

Swift: That’s right people! Cheer it up! Xcite Brand is here, and we’ve got THE STORM! We’re giving it you Xciters, and not JUUUUST to rub it in “The Crumble’s” face, but this parade is just as much for all of you as it is for us. We’re celebrating our biggest win in the fight yet, but it’s only the beginning. Here comes the boys who made it all possible. The Weekend Wrecking Crew! 

Geoff Garrett: Hey hey! Double G and the Crew are here! *Jackie Fargo strut* Let’s hear it for Saxon! 

Saxon: Yeah! 

Geoff Garrett: Novus! 

Novus: The Crew is here baby! 

Geoff Garrett: And my Tag partner! Mi compadre and amigo! Tack Angel! 

Tack Angel: Uh…yeah! Sure! 

Geoff Garrett: Together, we’ve got the tag straps AND the Team Rings! Next week, we’re heading to Dalaam, and two good friends are gonna ‘rassle for that Mars Championship! 

Tack Angel: Itsmytitleyoucanthaveit. 

Geoff Garrett: Haha! You said it buddy! 

Trevor Mach: Yeah! This is gonna be great! I’m ready for THE STORM baby! BOOSH! 

Tack Angel: Trevor?! What are you doing here? 

Trevor Mach: Huh? What do you mean? It’s The Storm right? 

Tack Angel: …Xcite has control now. 

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh yeah! The place popper crap! 

Tack Angel: That’s not a real thing! That would imply I’m FROM Mid-South! Listen brother, you probably shouldn’t be here! 

Trevor Mach: How come? 

Tack Angel: World Champion…of Havok. 

Trevor Mach: And?

Tack Angel: Xcite. 

Trevor Mach: Oh! You think I can’t deal with the boos and jeers? I’m sitting in that audience! I’m telling ya Tack, the devil once whispered in my ear. He said, “Your not strong enough to withstand the storm.” You know what I did? I whispered back to the devil and I said, “You’re.”

Tack Angel: …Uh…enjoy the show?


“Power Wolf - Sainted by the Storm”



Larry Grim: Welcome to Burglin Park! It’s a beautiful day, although a dark cloud looms. No, I’m not talking about a metaphorical cloud. I’m talking about that dark cloud right over there. See it? No, we have NO REASON to be upset today, cause it’s The Storm, and The Storm is under Xcite control! 

Apple Kid: That’s right! It’s our show baby! Take that Havok! It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon, and we just kicked it up a notch! I’m not actually running though…my cardio is…well it’s poor. 

Larry Grim: We’re not running, buuuut we have a great show for you in our debut, the TRUE debut of The Storm. We will see Bellerophon and her newfound strength taking on Minako Aino! 

Apple Kid: Minakoooo! She’s great ain’t she? 

Larry Grim: The Dan Club stable will face off with “The Story” in 6-Man Tag action. Then, we’ll see Usagi Tsukino and Makoto Kino team up to take on EBW Women’s Tag Team Champions Gianna Rambaldi and Hilda Iceheart….innon-titleaction. *cough cough* So it’s gonna be great! The main event though will see our heroes in action! The Weekend Wrecking Crew! The ones who made all of this possible! We’ll see them defend their World Team Championship Rings against the Eagleland Gladiators! 

Apple Kid: I love the Glads too, but I thought we were going to see a crossover where WE go over there to take them on! 

Larry Grim: Interest died down. 

Apple Kid: Really? Cause I thought-

Larry Grim: Interest died down! 

Apple Kid: Oh! Well alright then! This is win-win for us though, cause the Glads are Xcite branded baby! 

Larry Grim: It’s gonna be a big day! I mean we even have Trevor Mach, the competition’s World Champion in the crowd! 

Apple Kid: He seemed to have forgotten how this all works? 

Larry Grim: Nah, the dude is shrewd. He intended to be here. I have it on good authority that he intends to have Blood 4 Blood challenge to get the Rings back. 

Apple Kid: Oh yeah? What’s the source? 

Trevor Mach: It’s me. I told him. 

Apple Kid: Oh! You know you’re technically not supposed to be here. 

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I don’t really care. 

Apple Kid: Well alright!

Larry Grim: Apple, I’m just now receiving word that Minako couldn’t make it for her match tonight. 

Apple Kid: What?! But she was on the bus! 

Larry Grim: I don’t know buddy, but I’m being told that she has a very suitable replacement to take on Bellerophon tonight. 

Apple Kid: It won’t be the same! 

Larry Grim: Trust me, it will. Let’s do it to it! 

EBW: The Storm[Xcite Control]
Burglin Park, Twoson
ENN




A very Minako looking blonde came out with a slightly different costume and mask to cover her eyes. She was announced as Sailor V, who looked confident as she jumped into the ring to take on the imposing Bellerophon, a far cry from the sleek and slender lady she once was. 

1. Women’s Singles: Bellerophon vs. Sailor V
-The first to make her entrance was Bellerophon, a once slender "Princess" who had transformed into an imposing enforcer for the 3Queens faction. She stepped into the ring with an air of confidence, muscles rippling under her wrestling attire. Bellerophon's opponent, the enigmatic Sailor V, made her entrance to the iconic cheers of the crowd. Not unbeknownst, but quite beknownst to the Xciters, Sailor V was none other than Minako Aino, poorly concealing her identity beneath the guise of a mysterious warrior. The audience did erupt in cheers for the beloved Sailor V, unaware of the uphill battle she was about to face. Bellerophon, with her newfound strength, took control early on, using her power to dominate the smaller Sailor V. The Princess-turned-enforcer unleashed a series of power moves, attempting to assert her dominance over the enigmatic warrior. It was like seeing a different person entirely the way she moved. Sailor V displayed resilience and skill, dodging and countering with agility and precision. As the match progressed, Sailor V's resourcefulness frustrated Bellerophon. V attempted to scoop up Bellerophon for a slam, but suddenly backed away after grabbing onto Bellerophon for some reason. This angered Bellerophon, who tossed V out of the ring and pushed Apple Kid out of his seat to hit her with a chair. A DQ finish that saw Apple Kid covering V up as Red Shirt security pulled double duty to get control of the situation. 
Winner: Sailor V via DQ 

Larry Grim: That went off the rails! 

Apple Kid: Minak-I mean- Sailor V! Are you alright? 

Sailor V: I’m fine Artemis, just five more minutes. 

Apple Kid: What?! 

Larry Grim: She’s uh…she’s fine! We’re uh…moving on to uh…THIS!

Backstage

Dan Club made their way to the ring, followed by Vape, who still had his hand heavily wrapped up after the events of Demon Boogie. 

Vape: Jam Man, I just need you to use a coat hanger and get in there. It itches so badly! 

Jammer: We did that already! I’ve lost five coat hangers in there! That can’t be good! 

Vape: Nothing can be worse than having your hand degloved! Haha! 

Jammer: *gags* Please stop saying that! 

Vape: Honestly it’s amazing Doc was able to reattach the nerve endings. 

Jammer: Took him a week of surgeries to do it, and the first thing you did was start clawing away with the hangers. 

Vape: I need this cast off soon, cause I might have a hot date lined up! 

Jammer: No way. What? Who? HOW? 

Vape: My FBI Agent! 

Jammer: …Huh?

Vape: You know how sometimes the government very secretly has us monitored by the FBI?

Jammer: “Very secretly”...right….go on?

Vape: Well I have a specific agent that takes to me through my computer, telling me to keep my webcam on and mic activated and stuff like that. 

Jammer: And it’s a girl?! You should warn her that she very much doesn’t want to see all of that! 

Vape: Well she needs it all on so we can talk and stuff! She used to try to convince me to shoot up my old high school to help pass gun laws, but lately we just talk about….life. 

Jammer: …I think I need you to go over that first part again.

Vape: I was thinking of what lines I could say to her. Maybe something like “I need to be inside of you right now!”

Jammer: What?!

Vape: When you talk, all I picture is the skeleton inside of you. 

Jammer: NO! 

Vape: If you set the clock ahead, you don’t have to be alive as long!

Jammer: Unsettling and inaccurate!

Vape: Heaven must be missing an Angel, because I’m seeing one right now. You must be one because you’re glowing. Wait, does that mean you’re a ghost? I’m losing my grip on reality! 

Jammer: None of that! Ever! We need to back it up a little! She tried to get you to do what?

Vape: You’re out of time buddy! It’s match time! 

Jammer: We’re going to come back around to this! Jaden, throw me the rock! 

Jaden Yuki: Yo! Coming at ya!

Jaden tossed a basketball at Jammer, who for a split second thought about degloving again, and lurched over to gag, the ball smashed Vape in the face, knocking him to the ground. 

Vape: GAH!

Interview Stage

Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! I’m joined by Colby Roads, the Eagleland Cheese, who is just about to head out for his match against Dan Club. Colby, the Story is-

Colby Roads: Heh…let’s just calm down about the story for a second alright? That’s not all there is to me. Deep down you know I’m a nice guy. I wear the Eagleland colors cause I’m a patriot. I’m a loving husband and father….whoendedracism. I’m really just happy to be here! This is the best place to wrestle for, and we’re in the best city! Yeah! I’m not here to get anyone fired, and I’m not here to assert myself and manipulate behind the scenes. Am I here to finish…the…story? Sure! BUT…I’m also here to have a great time and wrestle for all of you wonderful fans! That’s far more important right? 

Good News Gary: I’ve actually heard that you’ve gotten Rains bumped from several shows, and are attempting to have Mav Valentine fired for an altercation backstage where he refused to listen to your advice. 

Colby Roads: …YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT HUH? Can you prove it? 

Good News Gary: No…I can’t.

Colby Roads: Because it’s a lie! Obviously! I wouldn’t do that! I know how much everyone loves…Rains…and that Mav guy. Listen, this whole match is for THE PEOPLE! They also LOVE that Dan guy and his stup- and his friends. I already have the title shot I wanted, so it’s not like I NEED this…not like I HAVE to hurt Dan Club! Not like holding them down, I can prop myself up. I just WANT to do this…for the fans! I’m just happy to be here! Haha! 

Good News Gary: …Let’s uh…head to the match now shall we?

2. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Jaden Yuki vs. Colby Roads/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
-The park was electric as two dynamic trios prepared to clash in a thrilling 6-man tag team match. On one side, the exuberant Dan Club, featuring Bashin Dan, Jammer, and Jaden Yuki. On the other side, the devious trio known as The Story, consisted of "Eagleland Cheese" Colby Roads, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi. The bell rang, initiating a frenetic exchange of tags and high-flying maneuvers. Dan Club showcased their teamwork, seamlessly tagging in and out, utilizing a combination of speed and agility. The Story, however, were no slouches themselves, with Rod and Randy having years of experience. The match took an unexpected turn when CP Munk, a master of distraction, took advantage of the chaos from the outside. His antics drew Jaden Yuki's attention away from the action, leaving him vulnerable to an opportunistic attack. With Jaden momentarily distracted, Colby Roads seized the chance. The Eagleland Cheese expertly executed the Cheese Cutter, a devastating move that left Jaden Yuki flattened on the canvas. The referee quickly dropped for the count.
Winners: Colby Roads[o]/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi via Cheese Cutter on Jaden Yuki -> Pin

Larry Grim: That dastardly Pepsi drinking Chipmunk man! 

Apple Kid: That’s why I prefer Coke! 

Larry Grim: Yeah? 

Apple Kid: …RC Cola.

Larry Grim: That sounds more accurate. You don’t…eat well. I’d recommend Vape and Jammer brand vitamins, which are just Flintstones vitamins that have been drawn on, but it didn’t seem to help the Slam Master tonight. Vape WOULD have helped I’m sure….but he was degloved. 

Tack Angel: That’s horrible! Stop bringing it up! 

Larry Grim: Tack? What are you doing here? 

Tack Angel: I was looking for Minako! I was worried when I didn’t see her earlier! 

Apple Kid: …Are you…are you serious? 

Tack Angel: Yes! She’s missing, and I don’t want Makoto to worry about her friend! Her match is up next! By the way, who is that Sailor V lady? 

Apple Kid: Um…I don’t think we should tell him. It’ll be funnier that way. 

Tack Angel: Tell me what?

Larry Grim: That uh…up next it’s time to see the Sailor Sensations take on 3Queens in *cough*non-title*cough* tag team action! 

Tack Angel: Well you just told me that! Seriously though, any ideas where Minako is?

Apple Kid: …Try the last place you saw Sailor V.

Tack Angel: Why?

Apple Kid: No reason. *snicker*

3. Women’s Non-Title Tag: Usagi Tsukino/Makoto Kino vs. Gianna Rambaldi/Hilda Iceheart
-Next up, the dynamic duo of Usagi Tsukino and Makoto Kino stepped into the ring to face the formidable EBW Women's Tag Team Champions, Gianna Rambaldi and Hilda Iceheart, representing the dominant faction, 3Queens. Usagi and Gianna kicked things off for their respective teams, engaging in a series of back-and-forth exchanges. Usagi showcased her agility with swift dodges and quick counters, while Gianna relied on her technical prowess to gain the upper hand. As the match progressed, Makoto Kino and Hilda Iceheart tagged in, bringing their strength and power into the fray. The ring shook with the impact of their strikes and suplexes, each woman aiming to assert dominance for her team. Despite the champions' experience and cohesion, Usagi Tsukino, fueled by the support of the crowd, mounted a comeback. The momentum shifted in favor of the underdog team as Usagi managed to evade Hilda's offense and make the crucial tag to Makoto. With the crowd rallying behind them, Usagi and Makoto executed a seamless combination of double-team maneuvers. The ring was alive with energy as the challengers gained control, keeping Hilda Iceheart on the defensive. In a surprising turn of events, Usagi Tsukino climbed the turnbuckle and soared through the air, executing a Moonsault that caught Gianna Rambaldi off guard. The impact left Gianna sprawled on the canvas as Usagi went for the cover.
Winners: Usagi Tsukino[o]/Makoto Kino via Moonsault on Gianna Rambaldi -> Pin 

Apple Kid: Whoa! Usagi with the pinfall! She and Makoto win?! They beat the EBW Women’s Tag Team Champions! 

Larry Grim: Absolutely! A shocking upset! Erica won’t be happy about that one! In fact here she comes! She wants to take out Usagi ahead of RRR, but here comes Christina Angel, Ami, and Rei to stand in her way! 

Apple Kid: Two cats too! I’m seeing a lot of cats around here! Wait, Erica is grabbing a microphone. What does she have to say? 

Erica: Usagi…a pretty wannabe princess. You don’t understand how hard it truly is being what I am. I am a Queen. I am THE Queen. The journey I went through to get back on top. Ask Christina over there, and she’ll tell you. She’ll gloat about it, in painstaking detail, how she derailed my Queendom, and tainted women’s wrestling with her filth. You skirted destiny, while I refuse to give mine up. I know all about you Usagi. I have a source…a Prince Charming of my own. A recently divorced Prince Charming you might say, and he’ll be in my corner in Dalaam.

Usagi Tsukino: What? What is she talking about? 

Ami Mizuno: Oh Usagi, it seems pretty obvious what she means. 

Usagi Tsukino: It’s lost on me. What is she-

Suddenly, a rose landed in the middle of the ring. 

Usagi Tsukino: …Something very familiar about that.

Rei Hino: Usagi!

Christina Angel: If it helps, I don’t get it either. *shrugs*

Backstage

Good News Gary: Good News? I’m here with the CXJ Champion Johnny Starbound, who I’m told is responsible for no CXJ Division matches on the show tonight! 

Johnny Starbound: It wouldn’t have mattered if we had one or not. I would have lost by DQ again. It’s all planned out. It’s fake. You can’t bounce off ropes all the time without exposing how fake it all is. I mean my 450 is flawless, but it looks even better when the guy I’m wrestling won’t move, and intends to kick out at tw-

Swift: You! 

Johnny Starbound: Sup President! Great show, especially without the fake division to-

Swift: I know who you’ve been talking to. 

Johnny Starbound: …..

Swift: I know who you serve you little *bleep*! 

Johnny Starbound: Oh yeah? What of it? 

Swift: Either you end this facade…or I will.

Johnny Starbound: Facade? The only facade is that the CXJ Division was worth bringing back. Who needs a fake division of high fliers when half the supposed “heavyweights” as 5’7 180lb nothings doing flippies anyways! Don’t worry, the CXJ Champion will continue “tow the line” and do what you tell me to do. The result of the RRR match is already in the bag. 

Swift: Oh yeah? How does it end? Go ahead and tell the people! 

Johnny Starbound: Heh…nice try. Fake or not, I still want my payday in Dalaam. 

Swift: …He’s on thin ice, and I’m about to break out the flamethrower. 

4. World Team Championship Rings: Tack Angel(c)/Geoff Garrett(c)/Saxon(c)/Novus(c) vs. Sabre/Turbo/Tower/Laser
-Main event time, as the World Team Championship Rings were on the line. The Weekend Wrecking Crew, were up against the formidable challengers, the Eagleland Gladiators. The tension in the arena was thhhhiiiiick as the competitors eyed each other, and gave the Xciters a little taste of the gun show. The match immediately erupted into chaos as all eight competitors engaged in an exhilarating exchange of moves. The champions utilized their well-honed teamwork, while the challengers showcased their resilience and determination to unseat the reigning titleholders. As the match progressed, the action spilled to the outside, with high-flying maneuvers, power slams, and quick tags keeping the audience on the edge of their seats. Each team displayed a unique blend of styles, creating a captivating spectacle that showcased the best of tag team wrestling. In a pivotal moment, Tack Angel, the proud leader of the Weekend Wrecking Crew, found himself face-to-face with Laser. He stopped himself for a moment, almost as if he was wondering why he was working so hard for something he didn't want to be apart of, but that was probably just to lull Laser into a false sense of security. Laser came in with a tackle, but Tack on instinct hit a hard head kick to stall him for the Angel Driver and the pin. The Weekend Wrecking Crew retained!
Winners: Tack Angel[o]/Geoff Garrett/Saxon/Novus via Angel Driver on Laser -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: The Weekend Wrecking Crew wreck another weekend for their competitors and continue their incredible run as one of the most popular and successful teams on the Xcite Brand! Tack is just throwing his arms up as everyone struts around him. He must have had a lot of confidence in his team, and knew the win was in the bag. 

Apple Kid: We’re off to Dalaam now, where we’ll see you for Xcite and THEN the big event “RRR” where our EBW Champion will have his biggest test to date! We’ll see you then!

Last edited by Machismo (12/06/2023 1:47 pm)