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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2
Backstage
Ness was lacing up his boots and shining up his bat, when Geoff Garrett, Point Man, Arsene St. Marvelous, and Flying Man entered the room.
Geoff Garrett: Hey Slapster, we got a bit of a problem here.
Point Man: The Point Man scouted that the Mayor Franky is in the arena tonight, and he's not alone. The Point Man has a bad feeling!
Flying Man: It appears he wasn't the biggest fan of your "endorsement".
Ness: Endorsement? What? That guy ambushed me. That was just a photo op. It wasn't a big deal. I'm just trying to run a fun and exciting wrestling brand! Franky gets that! We're old friends he and I. We've been through so much. We've come a loooong way. I'm not at all worried about. He probably just came by to say hello and see how we're doing. I, in no way, shape, or form believe that Franky would do anything as a reaction to that silly picture!
Ness: ...*sigh* See? This is why I don't talk much.
Ninten: Welcome the Performance Center for another installment of TUE, and no, you didn't hallucinate that. I mean Alison Chains might have hallucinated something, but this is the real deal. Mayor Franky just bequethed the power and authority of The Sharks onto Marco De Leon, who has formed a new stable in honor of S.T.U called Team 200X!
Ana: Let that be a lesson kids. Watch out who you associate with. Franky took that one personally.
Ninten: Ness's vision of a product that looks to the future, is being invaded from a blast from his past. The Sharks are back, and this isn't The Shark Order. This is a focused Shark troop, that is joining Marco De Leon, Brayden Virtue, and The Head Tilters!
Ana: Franky seems to want to teach Ness a lesson for something he didn't even mean to do. That sounds about par for the course. Misunderstandings and exaggerations are a signature of the Author.
Ninten: Of the who?
Ana: Don't worry about it. We have some action to get to.
Ninten: That's right! After the announcement of Team 200X's announcement, that's a poorly worded sentence, Ness rallied Arsene St. Marvelous and Flying Man, who will take on Marco De Leon and The Sharks in the main event! We're also going to see Paula and The Final Girl take on Moira Lees and Abra Mago. I did NOT see Buzzkill in the arena today.
Ana: He's in court fighting a speeding ticket.
Ninten: ...Huh. Sucks to be that guy.
Ana: An Infernal demon who escaped the void, fighting a speeding ticket. The cosmic ballet...goes on.
Ninten: What?
Ana: The opening match is an interesting one, as "The Underboss of the Underworld" Daimon Kuro takes on everyone's favorite new chill TUE'er, Capybara-san.
Ninten: Let's check out the action!
EBW: TUE
EBW Performance Center, Onett
EBS
1. Singles: Daimon Kuro vs. Capybara-san
-On one side of this opening match stood Daimon Kuro, grim and imposing, dressed in black and radiating menace. On the other side stood the eccentric fan-favorite Capybara-san, with his lucha mask inspired by the world’s most chill rodent. The contrast in their personalities was clear before a single move was made—Capybara dancing around to get the crowd hyped, while Daimon Kuro just stood still, eyes cold, waiting for his prey.
The two circled, and Capybara made the first move with a quick tie-up attempt. Kuro shoved him off like a ragdoll, sending him stumbling into the ropes. Capybara rebounded and tried to keep the tempo fast—ducking a lariat, hitting a shoulder block, and going for a quick armdrag. But Daimon planted his feet and countered with a brutal forearm smash that sent Capybara spinning to the mat.
From there, Kuro slowed things down. He punished Capybara with stiff kicks to the ribs, grinding headlocks, and a vicious backbreaker that had the audience groaning in sympathy. Every time Capybara tried to mount offense—like hitting a dropkick or a roll-up attempt—Kuro cut him down with raw power.
But Capybara refused to quit. He rallied with a series of fast strikes: low kicks, spinning forearms, and even a hurricanrana that finally toppled Kuro. The crowd roared as Capybara followed with a springboard crossbody for a near fall. He set up for his signature “Orange Headbutt” from the top rope, but Daimon caught him mid-air with a brutal big boot.
That was the turning point. Kuro dragged him up, whipped him into the corner, and charged forward. With a sickening impact, Daimon Kuro drilled Capybara with a crushing Yakuza Kick, smashing him into the turnbuckles and dropping him lifelessly to the mat. Kuro hooked the leg, the referee counted three, and the match was over.
Winner: Daimon Kuro via Yakuza Kick -> Pin
After the match, Marco De Leon and The Sharks quickly entered the ring. They had a Team 200X t-shirt that they offered Daimon Kuro. The Underboss of The Underworld didn't waste any time. He grabbed up the t-shirt and put it only, quickly joining Team 200X as its Underboss.
Ninten: What?! Whoa! Daimon Kuro just joined Team 200X!
Ana: They're not wasting any time!
Ninten: Ness and Paula can't be feeling too good about this. We need to talk to them later.
Ana: We will.
Ninten: Oh! Great! Well before that, let's get to seeing Paula in action! She'll team with The Final Girl to take on Moira Lees and Abra Mago! Final Girl and Lees are going to take each other on to crown the first TUE Women's Champion, but for now, let's check out this awesome tag action!
2. Women's Tag: Paula/The Final Girl vs. Moira Lees/Abra Mago
-The energy picked up as four of EBW’s fiercest women stepped into the ring. Paula, the determined psychic grappler from Eagleland, teamed with the horror-inspired survivor The Final Girl. Across the ring, Moira Lees, the Highland brawler with devastating strikes, joined forces with the mysterious spellcaster Abra Mago.
The match began with Paula and Abra, a clash of mysticism versus psionics. Abra tried to use unorthodox movements, almost as if weaving illusions, to confuse Paula. But Paula kept calm, hitting sharp jabs and a textbook suplex that got an early two-count. Abra scrambled to her corner and tagged in Moira, and that’s when the fight truly heated up.
Moira charged in like a storm, nailing Paula with a crushing clothesline. She laid into her with stiff Euroland uppercuts, driving her into the corner. Paula fought back with a spinning heel kick that gave her room to tag The Final Girl.
The Final Girl stormed in with her own brand of fury, unleashing dropkicks, a swinging neckbreaker, and a leg sweep on Moira. The crowd was hot as the survivor screamed, rallying energy, and nearly pinned Moira after a DDT. But Abra broke up the pin and chaos ensued. All four women brawled in the ring, with the referee barely able to keep order.
The finish came when Paula and The Final Girl tried to double-team Moira, but Abra pulled Paula out of the ring. Moira used the distraction to set up her devastating combo. First, she stunned The Final Girl with the Kiltsplitter—a knee strike to the chin that knocked her loopy. As The Final Girl staggered, Moira charged across the ring and crushed her with the Highland Flame—a running single-leg dropkick directly to the face. The impact flattened her, and Moira hooked the leg for the decisive three-count.
Winners: Moira Lees[o]/Abra Mago via Kiltsplitter[Knee to the Chin] x Highland Flame[Running Single-Leg Dropkick to the Face] to The Final Girl -> Pin
Ana: Incredible stuff! Moira Lees gave The Final Girl her first loss in TUE, and made a strong case that the foul mouth Kiltland lass could become the first ever TUE Women's Champion!
Ninten: Paula looks impressed herself. Remember, she's trying to bring the best out in these women, and I'm seeing it, I really am. I think we have a better division than the other brands! I-M-O! Don't uh...want to get in trouble with Boss M's or Little Mac. Hehe.
Ana: Come on Ninten, we need to flag down Ness and Paula.
Ninten: Huh? Oh right! Let's go do that!
Ninten: Hold on! Ness! Wait for us!
Ness: Hmmm?
Paula: Ninten? Ana?
Ana: Hey! Sorry, I know you just had a harsh loss, but-
Paula: No, it's fine. It's good to see such tough competition. This is just...odd. All four of us...in one place.
Ninten: Hey, you're right. We've rarely ever just...gotten together like this. Weird!
Paula: Does it feel like we're missing someone?
Ninten: No, I don't think so. Not at all.
Ness: Guys, it's been one of those nights, and now I have to go SMAAAASSSSH some Sharks...again...again...again...again.
Ninten: That's what we wanted to talk about! Your thoughts on this whole thing.
Paula: Very much a Ness problem.
Ness: ...Thanks honey. Ninten, make a note, you can save a woman from an evil cult, and she'll still heap a bunch of problems in your lap.
Paula: Ness, that was...uh...several years ago. When WAS 199X specifically?
Ness: Look, this is a reminder of my roots. Franky used to terrorize Onett, before I beat him up AND his robot. He had a robot. Why did he have a robot? I still don't know how that happened, but I was just a kid fighting forces bigger than myself. In wrestling, it's so easy to get lost and caught up in the things. I took several years away to be a family man and help Paula raise our young son, Will. I came back as kind of a ne'er-do-well. The least I can do is fight to reclaim my indentity, reclaim what EBW is truly all about, and to personally fight the foes that get in the way. If Team 200X wants to start this whole cycle over again, I'll be there, ready to SMAAAAASHH the competition. I have Arsene St. Marvelous with me. He's a tough kid. He's tricky. He's slick. He's a good ally to have in this situation. I've got Flying Man. He literally came out of my mind. We're bonded. He did his own thing for several years. I wanted him to be autonomous, but we've decided to do all of this together now. We're going to give it our best shot against Team 200X.
Paula: Alright...I'll be there to support you and cheer you on.
Ness: Great. So will Lux Amore, apparently. I don't know how I feel about that one.
Ninten: Too flamboyant for you?
Ness: Look at me. Do I look flamboyant to you?
Ninten: You used to dress really cool!
Ness: Yeah. *sigh* Used to.
Ninten: ...Oops!
3. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Flying Man/Arsene St. Marvelous vs. Marco De Leon/Shark #1/Shark #2
-The fans were electric for this one, with the unique team of Ness, hometown hero and PSI prodigy, Flying Man, his loyal winged ally, and the flamboyant Arsene St. Marvelous facing off against the ruthless Marco De Leon and his new Team 200X enforcers Shark #1 and Shark #2.
The match opened with a technical exchange between Arsene and Shark #1, with Arsene showing off his dazzling counters. He danced around his foe, hit a spinning back kick, and tagged in Ness to a huge pop. Ness came in hot, nailing Shark #1 with a dropkick, then Shark #2 with a baseball slide. Marco De Leon wasn’t impressed and demanded to be tagged in.
Marco’s entrance shifted the tone—he towered over Ness and mauled him with powerful strikes. Ness tried to fight back with signature moves like PK Fire and PK Thunder, but Marco shrugged off the damage, catching Ness in mid-air with a vicious spinebuster. From there, Team 200X isolated Ness, cutting off the ring and brutalizing him with tandem offense from the Sharks.
The crowd rallied as Ness crawled toward Flying Man, who got the hot tag. Flying Man soared into the ring, living up to his name, hitting diving clotheslines, a dropkick to both Sharks, and a crossbody on Marco. He looked unstoppable, but Marco blindsided him with a lariat that nearly took his head off.
The ending came when Flying Man tried to mount one last comeback, leaping for a diving attack. Marco caught him out of the air and transitioned straight into the Lion Untamed, a savage submission hold that bent Flying Man’s body unnaturally. The Sharks used their years of experience to drag Ness and Arsene off the ring apron. The referee quickly checked and, seeing Flying Man unresponsive, called for the bell.
Winners: Marco De Leon[o]/Shark #1/Shark #2 via Lion Untamed on Flying Man -> Referee Stoppage
Ninten: And Team 200X gains their first big victory, and it looks like Marco De Leon is in the zone ahead of his title opportunity INSIDE the DOOOOME!
Ana: That WOULD end our show tonight, BUUUUT, we've been given the privilege of making a big announcement for a post E1 EBW!
Ninten: We'll be heading back to Euroland for an October special you won't want to miss. We're going to see "WRESTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE FIGHT!!!"
Subculture's Apartment
The World Champion spit his drink at the announcement.
Subculture: WE'RE DOING WHAAAAAT?!
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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2
Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is back, and we're reaching the climax of the climax! Not much left, but the battle for those top spots continues. It's still up in the air who we might see at the E1 Climax Finals in the Saturn Dome! We have that coming up! We have Wrestlevania: Symphony of the Fight coming up! We also have a special announcement to close THIS broadcast! Needless to say, October is EBW's PEAK MONTH, and we're delivering in 2025! Let's recap what happened on Xcite! So all throughout the show, we saw EBW Champion Big Chugga Chungus on his "date" with Tracy. That was...something.
Twoson Diner
Big Chugga Chungus sat across from Tracy in a retro diner booth, grinning through a sheen of sweat. He proudly announced that he’d ordered extra chili cheese for both of them. When he leaned in for a bite from her spoon, a button popped off his vest, rocketing across the room and smacking a waitress to the ground. Tracy stared out the window, her face frozen in regret.
Tracy: It's like dating a dumpster fire in July.
Berglin Park
Chungus spread out a red-and-white checkered blanket, only to crush the picnic basket beneath him. Ducks swarmed in from every direction, drawn by the unmistakable aroma of “special mayo blend.” Tracy scooted two feet further away, clutching her drink. Chungus, trying to salvage the moment, poured lemonade for her—until the bottle slipped, spraying all over her blouse. She blinked, dripping with citrus.
Tracy: ...Refreshing.
Big Chugga Chungus: Normally, I'm the one who likes yellow liquid on me!
Tracy: You want to rephrase that?
Big Chugga Chungus: Nope!
Carnival
At the carnival, Chungus offered Tracy a giant pink cotton candy heart. When he leaned in for a kiss, his sticky fingers tangled in her hair. Her eyes widened in horror as he tried to help—by patting more cotton candy on it. She backed away and Chungus tripped and fell into a hot dog vendor.
Restaurant
For once, things looked promising. Tracy was radiant in an evening gown, while Chungus wore a tuxedo that looked two sizes too small and three buttons too few. When he tried to order wine, the waiter fainted mid-pour from the overwhelming smell radiating from the table.
Big Chugga Chungus: Guess he can't handle the "vintage" Chungus aroma! Ahahaha!
Tracy: Give me that wine bottle. The whole thing. Give another one. Give me ten more!
Just then Chungus's suit exploded, and he sat there completely naked.
Big Chugga Chungus: ...Check please!
Streets of Twoson
They ended the night under a silver moon. Tracy strolled ahead, taking in the cool air, while Chungus lumbered behind her, panting and clutching a wilted rose. He tried to lean in for a kiss, slipped on his own sweat, and crashed into a puddle with a splash that soaked them both. Later, at her doorstep to her hotel room, Chungus stood proudly — drenched, sticky, and still smiling. He went in for a kiss, but Tracy shut the door on his face. Chungus turned to the camera, still dripping and still grinning, and gave a thumbs-up, as his nose began to bleed and a tooth fell out.
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Ted Pettentool A fun night for...the Xciters I guess? Meanwhile, throughout the show, Jammer was seen laughing at the EBW Champion's expense, as he hyped himself up for his match with Benjamin, who was being told by hyped up by Officer Lainey Strong. The Dan Club BFFs were going to "explode" for a second week, but this time Dan was able to focus on arch rival Colby Rhodes instead. The show kicked off with Luca Blight brutalizing Maseo Kurenai. The CXJ star won one over Troy last week, but Luca made him pay for it. He shocked everyone with a near fall on Luca, and kicked out of the Boar's Execution one time, but two times was too much. Troy rebounded his loss last week, but battering Blood Money Munk, who had his strangely popular wife AJ Munk with him. Now I'm not going to judge what you like or don't like, I mean I'm dating Alison Chains...*cough* against my will *cough* but she's...she's...hundreds of her exist. You ever see that scene from Toy Story 2? The wall of Buzz Lightyears? That's what I'm getting at. But, she wears short shorts, knee high socks, and she skips to the ring, so I guess what every man who cheers for her craves, is an underage girl or a ladyboy of some sort. I can't figure it out. Look, I'm old fashioned. I'm sporting a mullet and I'm wearing a piano key neck tie. I don't know what more to tell you. Oh! Troy beat Munk. I can tell you that. Big Boot, Punt Kick, Boom. Out like a light. A CXJ Division #1 Contender Battle Royale was up next, with the winner getting the Saturn Dome spot against Seto Kaiba. The heavy favorite was Java Coffington, but he was elminated by the tricky gypsy Jonas Silvermoon. He called himself that, don't come at me! Jonas pretended to be eliminated by going under the bottom rope and waiting until Yami Yugi and Johnny Starbound were the last two left. Yugi held down the ropes as Starbound lunged for him, and took him out. Jonas rolled in to try for the steal, but Yugi repeated the same move, and did it to him too. Yami Yugi gets the shot against his life rival Seto Kaiba for the CXJ Division Championship at the E1 Climax Finale. Bashin Dan and Colby Roads had another big match in their storied rivalry, with Colby hitting the Cheese Cutter, but Dan kicked out. His shonen heart was on fire as he fought back to hit the Brave Clash and pinned Colby Roads to gain the points! Next up, we had an interesting bout as the war between the Sailor Sensations and The Dark Story got....weird. EBW Women's Champion Usagi Tsukino, Makoto Angel, and the Neon Valkyrie herself, promised an interesting partner to join them, and they delivered...with Seiya Kou...a FEMALE Seiya Kou. Say whaaaaaaat? The third starlight joined HER partner Usagi Tsukino against the Dark Story? Didn't make a lot of sense to me! It got weirder! The confusion actually paid off. It worked! Astrid smashed Yaten Kou with the Valkyrie Driver for the pin, but AFTER the match it got weirder, because Seiya Kou came out! The MALE one. SAY WHAAAAAAT?!
Ted Pettentool: The main event saw the Dan Club match up of Jammer taking on Benjamin. Benji has been consistently known to give Xciters the best matches, always stealing the show, and tonight was no exception, but Jammer's been on a roll, and he dodged a Spear and went up for the Slam Jam for the 1-2-3 to score the points and share the lead in the points with Luca Blight. Benjamin raised Jammer's hand in victory, the Dan Club handled these matches with pure class.
EBW: Xcite "E1 Climax"
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN
1. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Luca Blight[8] vs. Maseo Kurenai[2]
Winners: Luca Blight via Boar's Execution -> Pin -> 2 Points!
2. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Troy[2] vs. Blood Money Munk[2]
Winner: Troy via Big Boot x Punt Kick -> Pin - 2 Points!
3. CXJ Division #1 Contender Battle Royale: Yami Yugi vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Java Coffington vs. Hoodlum vs.Curry Man vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Jerk Taco Man vs. Rey Dorado vs. Fray Tiburon
Winner: Yami Yugi, but last eliminating Jonas Silvermoon
4. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Bashin Dan[6] vs. Colby Roads[6]
Winner: Bashin Dan via Brave Clash -> Pin -> 2 Points!
5. 8-Woman Tag: Usagi Tsukino/Makoto Angel/Astrid Rúnsdóttir/Seiya Kou vs. Taiki Kou/Yaten Kou/Tracy/Erica
Winners: Usagi Tsukino/Makoto Angel/Astrid Rúnsdóttir[o]/Seiya Kou via Valkyrie Driver on Yaten Kou -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Benjamin[6] vs. Jammer[8]
Winners: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin -> 2 Points!
Xcite Block
1. Bashin Dan[8]
2. Colby Roads[6]
3. Luca Blight[10]
4. Troy[4]
5. Jammer[10]
6. Benjamin[6]
7. Blood Money Munk[2]
8. Maseo Kurenai[2]
Ted Pettentool: Before we move onto Havok, we have some words from THE Super Champions! EBW Super Champion Sal Paradise and the EBW Super Tag Team Champions, the Mega Dudes!
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Sal Paradise: Welcome to PARADISE CITY, baby—where the lights are bright, the punches land clean, and the truth stings worse than a SUPERKICK! E1 Climax Finals—this will be the night the pretenders get exposed. Chungus… Rama… Bheem… you’re all about to learn there ain’t a dome big enough to hold our kind of star power.
Trevor Mach: Big Chugga Chungus—you said the world betrayed you. Buddy, the only thing betrayin’ you is deodorant! You waddled into our house with a belt you don’t deserve and a hype woman who almost snitched on herself on live TV. You’re not a champion. I'd call you a running joke, but you don't got the cardio!
Tack Angel: And Rama Raju, Komaram Bheem—you want to make your name off Eagleland? Off the Mega Dudes?! Cute. You jumped brands and talked big about tearing down our banner. But the problem with anti-Eagleland crusades? They keep running into Eagleland legends. We’re not a hashtag, boys—we’re the brick wall.
Sal Paradise: Tracy—keep your ‘Chungus Mobile’ in park. Last time that thing hit a building it knocked loose all the excuses you been feeding the big man. You wanna say ‘we are champion’? Honey, the only we holding real gold is standing right here.
Trevor Mach: Rama, Bheem—you’ve got lungs, I’ll give you that. You yelled loud enough to get our attention. But sound don’t win fights, and slogans don’t stop suplexes. The Mega Dudes hit like a meteor shower—Mega Finish drop, Knee Trigger, Torture Rack—pick your poison, we’ve got the whole bar.
Tack Angel: Chungus, you like to hug opponents till the oxygen leaves the room? We’re gonna do you a favor—knock the wind out first so it’s quicker. And if my EX-WIFE starts meddling, we’ll moonwalk her right down those steps and send her to the back.
Sal Paradise: While they’re busy promising the future, we’re delivering the present. I’m the EBW Super Champion because I don’t negotiate with doubts—I eliminate ‘em. And after tonight, when the dust clears and the lights hit just right, the shot every magazine runs is the same: Sal Paradise and the Mega Dudes, hands raised, and yours truly standing tall over the rubble of another overhyped fairytale.
Trevor Mach: Finals ain’t poetry—it’s physics. Our fists, your faces, equal your bodies hitting the mat.
Tack Angel: Do the math, heroes.
Sal Paradise: Class dismissed.
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Ted Pettentool: Moving onto the Havok side of things, we had some big matches here, and a fantastic title match! We're joined by Jeff Andonuts for this part in fact. With Jet Havok coming back during the E1, they haven't really taken the time to tell people why they're back just yet so Jeff, what's going on? New evils to thwart? New foes to defeat?
Jeff Andonuts: ...Little Mac gave us a lot of money.
Ted Pettentool: ...Oh.
Jeff Andonuts: Yeah. The money was great.
Ted Pettentool: I see.
Jeff Andonuts: Don't get me wrong, I have lived and breathed EBW for years. I'm an OG to ya know? Jet Havok had a legendary run. We saw Degrees and Jackson Kain rise to the top as a result. Degrees found his wife. I found a new family to care about. We're all still here. We're all still united. We'll always be fighting for justice, but in this case...they also slid us a big check...I mean an actual big check. It wasn't legal tender, so we asked for a regular sized check before we signed the contracts. It's good to be back too. We're all getting back into the groove. Jackson was here sooner, when he worked with Mav Valentine, who is making big action flicks now instead of reaggrivating his injuries, so that's great. That's why we decided he would be the one to jump into the E1 Climax. Degrees knew a Television Championship match was coming anyways, and that led us to this show.
Ted Pettentool: That's right! Let's get right into it. Boomtown beat Jackson Kain in the opener!
Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Boomtown cheated! You all saw it! We're not surprised anymore, this IS wrestling. We're just...disappointed. He still did a great job, and these young guns are really being put to the test.
Ted Pettentool: You can say that again, because the psycho grappler Amigo finally focused enough to get the Ankle Lock on Carter Grayson and forced a stoppage.
Jeff Andonuts: Carter Grayson is a guy we could definitely use on our team if he ever wants to join up! Jet Havok is-
Ted Pettentool: Kaori and Faris Kain fell to Darkness Aoi's new trio of terror.
Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* They cheated too! Look, we're getting back into our groove! Got to shake off the ring rust!
Ted Pettentool: And after the match, Darkness Aoi, who DID help her team win, grabbed a microphone.
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Darkness Aoi: Do you hear that sound? That’s the silence before something perfect cuts through the noise. For months, this division has been...glittering garbage. Pretty faces. Pretend power. Shattered glass pretending to be diamonds. And I got tired of stepping over the pieces. So I found two women who don’t pretend. Wendy Mustang — pure horsepower, fury in motion, a fire that doesn’t ask permission to burn. My most hated rival at one point, but that's exactly who I needed with me. Stronger together. Diamond Rosa — precision. Pressure. The weight that cracks the unworthy. Together...we are not here to shine for you. We are here to cut you.
Aoi lowered the mic, smirking as a new logo flickered on the tron: “BLACK DIAMOND SYNDICATE” — jagged crystal lettering wrapped in black steel chains.
Darkness Aoi: You call yourselves champions? You call yourselves icons? Then stand still long enough to see your reflection in us — and realize it’s already broken. From this day forward, every woman in EBW stands under our shadow. And if you want the spotlight back? You’ll have to bleed for it. We are the Black Diamond Syndicate. Beautiful. Unbreakable. And your era just ended.
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Ted Pettentool: The Black Diamond Syndicate?! *leans forward, opens hands* Watch out ladies! Up next, Firebrand X took Zyro Kurogane to his limit. Zyro-K was shaking off his first loss in the E1 last week, and he did it in the best way possible, he won. Kurogane fought out of the Fire Thunder Driver, and pulled him into the Let it Rip, and hit the Straight Jacket Hagen for the pin. That led us to the Television Championship match. Picky Minch fought hard to win that championship, and has been backing his World Champion ally Subculture in recent weeks, but those hard fought battles against RRR took their toll. The battle worn Minch and Degrees put on a clinic, but but when Picky took Degrees to the top rope for a GIANT Hagen Suplex, his injured shoulder allowed Degrees to counter out and hit the iconic EBW standby, the Brainbuster for the 1-2-3 and the Television Championship!
Jeff Andonuts: That's what we were waiting for baby! Yeah! A title for Jet Havok! Prodigous!
Ted Pettentool: That's the power of justice!
Jeff Andonuts: And the power of SCIENCE!
Ted Pettentool: Wow, remember that meme? That was a meme before the word meme was a thing. EBW's been around a while! In the main event, "Trigger" Cade Yaggis took on Takumi Inui in a fantastic bout. They went move for move and hold for hold. "Trigger" even the World Tag Team Champions, the Gamer Girlz, in his corner. It all came down to Takumi fighting out of the Cadebreaker, and coming off the ropes to hit the Crimson Smash as Cade kipped up. He was barely able to keep him down for the count, but Takumi scored the win and is now tied with Zyro-K for the top spot on the Havok side, but he's #1 technically because he BEAT Zyro-K. Those two COULD represent the Renegades at the E1 Climax, but we still have a week to go!
EBW: Havok "E1 Climax"
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT
1. E1 Climax Havok Block: Boomtown[6] vs. Jackson Kain[4]
Winner: Boomtown via Here Comes the Boom! -> Pin - 2 Points!
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Carter Grayson[4] vs. Amigo[0]
Winner: Amigo via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage -> 2 Points!
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Kaori/Faris Kain vs. Wendy Mustang/Diamond Rosa
Winner: Wendy Mustang[o]/Diamond Rosa via Front Flip Lariat to Kaori -> Pin
4. E1 Climax Havok Block: Firebrand X[5] vs. Zyro Kurogane[8]
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip! x Straight Jacket Hagen -> Pin -> 2 Points!
5. EBW Television Champion: Picky Minch(c) vs. Degrees
Winner: Degrees via Top Rope Brainbuster -> Pin -> NEW EBW Television Champion!
6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Cade Yaggis[7] vs. Takumi Inui[8]
Winner: Takumi Inui via Crimson Smash -> Pin -> 2 Points!
Havok Block
1. Zyro Kurogane[10]
2. Cade Yaggis[7]
3. Amigo[2]
4. Firebrand X[5]
5. Carter Grayson[4]
6. Jackson Kain[4]
7. Takumi Inui[10]
8. Boomtown[8]
Ted Pettentool: We end our show with that promised October surprise! Not ONLY are we going to see Subculture take on Dracula once again at Wrestlevania, BUT we'll once again see Joe Bob Briggs return to EBW for Demon Boogie 4!!!
Subculture's Apartment
While Christina sat and ate a whole tub of ice cream, Subculture paced back and forth on his phone.
Subculture: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS WILLING TO FIGHT DRACULA?! SERIOUSLY! WHO MADE THAT CALL?! WAS IT STEVE?! WHAT?! TACK DID?! GAH!
Christina Angel: What's up?
Subculture: Your Dad wants me dead, I think.
Christina Angel: So nothing new?
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