Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is back, and we're reaching the climax of the climax! Not much left, but the battle for those top spots continues. It's still up in the air who we might see at the E1 Climax Finals in the Saturn Dome! We have that coming up! We have Wrestlevania: Symphony of the Fight coming up! We also have a special announcement to close THIS broadcast! Needless to say, October is EBW's PEAK MONTH, and we're delivering in 2025! Let's recap what happened on Xcite! So all throughout the show, we saw EBW Champion Big Chugga Chungus on his "date" with Tracy. That was...something.

Twoson Diner

Big Chugga Chungus sat across from Tracy in a retro diner booth, grinning through a sheen of sweat. He proudly announced that he’d ordered extra chili cheese for both of them. When he leaned in for a bite from her spoon, a button popped off his vest, rocketing across the room and smacking a waitress to the ground. Tracy stared out the window, her face frozen in regret.

Tracy: It's like dating a dumpster fire in July.

Berglin Park

Chungus spread out a red-and-white checkered blanket, only to crush the picnic basket beneath him. Ducks swarmed in from every direction, drawn by the unmistakable aroma of “special mayo blend.” Tracy scooted two feet further away, clutching her drink. Chungus, trying to salvage the moment, poured lemonade for her—until the bottle slipped, spraying all over her blouse. She blinked, dripping with citrus.

Tracy: ...Refreshing.

Big Chugga Chungus: Normally, I'm the one who likes yellow liquid on me! 

Tracy: You want to rephrase that?

Big Chugga Chungus: Nope!

Carnival

At the carnival, Chungus offered Tracy a giant pink cotton candy heart. When he leaned in for a kiss, his sticky fingers tangled in her hair. Her eyes widened in horror as he tried to help—by patting more cotton candy on it. She backed away and Chungus tripped and fell into a hot dog vendor. 

Restaurant

For once, things looked promising. Tracy was radiant in an evening gown, while Chungus wore a tuxedo that looked two sizes too small and three buttons too few. When he tried to order wine, the waiter fainted mid-pour from the overwhelming smell radiating from the table.

Big Chugga Chungus: Guess he can't handle the "vintage" Chungus aroma! Ahahaha! 

Tracy: Give me that wine bottle. The whole thing. Give another one. Give me ten more!

Just then Chungus's suit exploded, and he sat there completely naked. 

Big Chugga Chungus: ...Check please!

Streets of Twoson

They ended the night under a silver moon. Tracy strolled ahead, taking in the cool air, while Chungus lumbered behind her, panting and clutching a wilted rose. He tried to lean in for a kiss, slipped on his own sweat, and crashed into a puddle with a splash that soaked them both. Later, at her doorstep to her hotel room, Chungus stood proudly — drenched, sticky, and still smiling. He went in for a kiss, but Tracy shut the door on his face. Chungus turned to the camera, still dripping and still grinning, and gave a thumbs-up, as his nose began to bleed and a tooth fell out.

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Ted Pettentool A fun night for...the Xciters I guess? Meanwhile, throughout the show, Jammer was seen laughing at the EBW Champion's expense, as he hyped himself up for his match with Benjamin, who was being told by hyped up by Officer Lainey Strong. The Dan Club BFFs were going to "explode" for a second week, but this time Dan was able to focus on arch rival Colby Rhodes instead. The show kicked off with Luca Blight brutalizing Maseo Kurenai. The CXJ star won one over Troy last week, but Luca made him pay for it. He shocked everyone with a near fall on Luca, and kicked out of the Boar's Execution one time, but two times was too much. Troy rebounded his loss last week, but battering Blood Money Munk, who had his strangely popular wife AJ Munk with him. Now I'm not going to judge what you like or don't like, I mean I'm dating Alison Chains...*cough* against my will *cough* but she's...she's...hundreds of her exist. You ever see that scene from Toy Story 2? The wall of Buzz Lightyears? That's what I'm getting at. But, she wears short shorts, knee high socks, and she skips to the ring, so I guess what every man who cheers for her craves, is an underage girl or a ladyboy of some sort. I can't figure it out. Look, I'm old fashioned. I'm sporting a mullet and I'm wearing a piano key neck tie. I don't know what more to tell you. Oh! Troy beat Munk. I can tell you that. Big Boot, Punt Kick, Boom. Out like a light. A CXJ Division #1 Contender Battle Royale was up next, with the winner getting the Saturn Dome spot against Seto Kaiba. The heavy favorite was Java Coffington, but he was elminated by the tricky gypsy Jonas Silvermoon. He called himself that, don't come at me! Jonas pretended to be eliminated by going under the bottom rope and waiting until Yami Yugi and Johnny Starbound were the last two left. Yugi held down the ropes as Starbound lunged for him, and took him out. Jonas rolled in to try for the steal, but Yugi repeated the same move, and did it to him too. Yami Yugi gets the shot against his life rival Seto Kaiba for the CXJ Division Championship at the E1 Climax Finale. Bashin Dan and Colby Roads had another big match in their storied rivalry, with Colby hitting the Cheese Cutter, but Dan kicked out. His shonen heart was on fire as he fought back to hit the Brave Clash and pinned Colby Roads to gain the points! Next up, we had an interesting bout as the war between the Sailor Sensations and The Dark Story got....weird. EBW Women's Champion Usagi Tsukino, Makoto Angel, and the Neon Valkyrie herself, promised an interesting partner to join them, and they delivered...with Seiya Kou...a FEMALE Seiya Kou. Say whaaaaaaat? The third starlight joined HER partner Usagi Tsukino against the Dark Story? Didn't make a lot of sense to me! It got weirder! The confusion actually paid off. It worked! Astrid smashed Yaten Kou with the Valkyrie Driver for the pin, but AFTER the match it got weirder, because Seiya Kou came out! The MALE one. SAY WHAAAAAAT?!



Ted Pettentool: The main event saw the Dan Club match up of Jammer taking on Benjamin. Benji has been consistently known to give Xciters the best matches, always stealing the show, and tonight was no exception, but Jammer's been on a roll, and he dodged a Spear and went up for the Slam Jam for the 1-2-3 to score the points and share the lead in the points with Luca Blight. Benjamin raised Jammer's hand in victory, the Dan Club handled these matches with pure class.

EBW: Xcite "E1 Climax"
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN

1. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Luca Blight[8] vs. Maseo Kurenai[2]
Winners: Luca Blight via Boar's Execution -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

2. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Troy[2] vs. Blood Money Munk[2]
Winner: Troy via Big Boot x Punt Kick -> Pin - 2 Points! 

3. CXJ Division #1 Contender Battle Royale: Yami Yugi vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Java Coffington vs. Hoodlum vs.Curry Man vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Jerk Taco Man vs. Rey Dorado vs. Fray Tiburon 
Winner: Yami Yugi, but last eliminating Jonas Silvermoon 

4. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Bashin Dan[6] vs. Colby Roads[6]
Winner: Bashin Dan via Brave Clash -> Pin -> 2 Points! 
 
5. 8-Woman Tag: Usagi Tsukino/Makoto Angel/Astrid Rúnsdóttir/Seiya Kou vs. Taiki Kou/Yaten Kou/Tracy/Erica 
Winners: Usagi Tsukino/Makoto Angel/Astrid Rúnsdóttir[o]/Seiya Kou via Valkyrie Driver on Yaten Kou -> Pin

6. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Benjamin[6] vs. Jammer[8] 
Winners: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin -> 2 Points!

Xcite Block

1. Bashin Dan[8]
2. Colby Roads[6] 
3. Luca Blight[10]
4. Troy[4] 
5. Jammer[10] 
6. Benjamin[6]
7. Blood Money Munk[2]
8. Maseo Kurenai[2]

Ted Pettentool: Before we move onto Havok, we have some words from THE Super Champions! EBW Super Champion Sal Paradise and the EBW Super Tag Team Champions, the Mega Dudes!

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Sal Paradise: Welcome to PARADISE CITY, baby—where the lights are bright, the punches land clean, and the truth stings worse than a SUPERKICK! E1 Climax Finals—this will be the night the pretenders get exposed. Chungus… Rama… Bheem… you’re all about to learn there ain’t a dome big enough to hold our kind of star power.

Trevor Mach: Big Chugga Chungus—you said the world betrayed you. Buddy, the only thing betrayin’ you is deodorant! You waddled into our house with a belt you don’t deserve and a hype woman who almost snitched on herself on live TV. You’re not a champion. I'd call you a running joke, but you don't got the cardio!

Tack Angel: And Rama Raju, Komaram Bheem—you want to make your name off Eagleland? Off the Mega Dudes?! Cute. You jumped brands and talked big about tearing down our banner. But the problem with anti-Eagleland crusades? They keep running into Eagleland legends. We’re not a hashtag, boys—we’re the brick wall.

Sal Paradise: Tracy—keep your ‘Chungus Mobile’ in park. Last time that thing hit a building it knocked loose all the excuses you been feeding the big man. You wanna say ‘we are champion’? Honey, the only we holding real gold is standing right here.

Trevor Mach: Rama, Bheem—you’ve got lungs, I’ll give you that. You yelled loud enough to get our attention. But sound don’t win fights, and slogans don’t stop suplexes. The Mega Dudes hit like a meteor shower—Mega Finish drop, Knee Trigger, Torture Rack—pick your poison, we’ve got the whole bar.

Tack Angel: Chungus, you like to hug opponents till the oxygen leaves the room? We’re gonna do you a favor—knock the wind out first so it’s quicker. And if my EX-WIFE starts meddling, we’ll moonwalk her right down those steps and send her to the back. 

Sal Paradise: While they’re busy promising the future, we’re delivering the present. I’m the EBW Super Champion because I don’t negotiate with doubts—I eliminate ‘em. And after tonight, when the dust clears and the lights hit just right, the shot every magazine runs is the same: Sal Paradise and the Mega Dudes, hands raised, and yours truly standing tall over the rubble of another overhyped fairytale.

Trevor Mach: Finals ain’t poetry—it’s physics. Our fists, your faces, equal your bodies hitting the mat. 

Tack Angel: Do the math, heroes.

Sal Paradise: Class dismissed.

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Ted Pettentool: Moving onto the Havok side of things, we had some big matches here, and a fantastic title match! We're joined by Jeff Andonuts for this part in fact. With Jet Havok coming back during the E1, they haven't really taken the time to tell people why they're back just yet so Jeff, what's going on? New evils to thwart? New foes to defeat? 

Jeff Andonuts: ...Little Mac gave us a lot of money. 

Ted Pettentool: ...Oh. 

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah. The money was great. 

Ted Pettentool: I see. 

Jeff Andonuts: Don't get me wrong, I have lived and breathed EBW for years. I'm an OG to ya know? Jet Havok had a legendary run. We saw Degrees and Jackson Kain rise to the top as a result. Degrees found his wife. I found a new family to care about. We're all still here. We're all still united. We'll always be fighting for justice, but in this case...they also slid us a big check...I mean an actual big check. It wasn't legal tender, so we asked for a regular sized check before we signed the contracts. It's good to be back too. We're all getting back into the groove. Jackson was here sooner, when he worked with Mav Valentine, who is making big action flicks now instead of reaggrivating his injuries, so that's great. That's why we decided he would be the one to jump into the E1 Climax. Degrees knew a Television Championship match was coming anyways, and that led us to this show. 

Ted Pettentool: That's right! Let's get right into it. Boomtown beat Jackson Kain in the opener! 

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* Boomtown cheated! You all saw it! We're not surprised anymore, this IS wrestling. We're just...disappointed. He still did a great job, and these young guns are really being put to the test. 

Ted Pettentool: You can say that again, because the psycho grappler Amigo finally focused enough to get the Ankle Lock on Carter Grayson and forced a stoppage. 

Jeff Andonuts: Carter Grayson is a guy we could definitely use on our team if he ever wants to join up! Jet Havok is-

Ted Pettentool: Kaori and Faris Kain fell to Darkness Aoi's new trio of terror. 

Jeff Andonuts: *sigh* They cheated too! Look, we're getting back into our groove! Got to shake off the ring rust! 

Ted Pettentool: And after the match, Darkness Aoi, who DID help her team win, grabbed a microphone.

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Darkness Aoi: Do you hear that sound? That’s the silence before something perfect cuts through the noise. For months, this division has been...glittering garbage. Pretty faces. Pretend power. Shattered glass pretending to be diamonds. And I got tired of stepping over the pieces. So I found two women who don’t pretend. Wendy Mustang — pure horsepower, fury in motion, a fire that doesn’t ask permission to burn. My most hated rival at one point, but that's exactly who I needed with me. Stronger together. Diamond Rosa — precision. Pressure. The weight that cracks the unworthy. Together...we are not here to shine for you. We are here to cut you.

Aoi lowered the mic, smirking as a new logo flickered on the tron: “BLACK DIAMOND SYNDICATE” — jagged crystal lettering wrapped in black steel chains.

Darkness Aoi: You call yourselves champions? You call yourselves icons? Then stand still long enough to see your reflection in us — and realize it’s already broken. From this day forward, every woman in EBW stands under our shadow. And if you want the spotlight back? You’ll have to bleed for it. We are the Black Diamond Syndicate. Beautiful. Unbreakable. And your era just ended.

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Ted Pettentool: The Black Diamond Syndicate?! *leans forward, opens hands* Watch out ladies! Up next, Firebrand X took Zyro Kurogane to his limit. Zyro-K was shaking off his first loss in the E1 last week, and he did it in the best way possible, he won. Kurogane fought out of the Fire Thunder Driver, and pulled him into the Let it Rip, and hit the Straight Jacket Hagen for the pin. That led us to the Television Championship match. Picky Minch fought hard to win that championship, and has been backing his World Champion ally Subculture in recent weeks, but those hard fought battles against RRR took their toll. The battle worn Minch and Degrees put on a clinic, but but when Picky took Degrees to the top rope for a GIANT Hagen Suplex, his injured shoulder allowed Degrees to counter out and hit the iconic EBW standby, the Brainbuster for the 1-2-3 and the Television Championship!

Jeff Andonuts: That's what we were waiting for baby! Yeah! A title for Jet Havok! Prodigous! 

Ted Pettentool: That's the power of justice! 

Jeff Andonuts: And the power of SCIENCE! 

Ted Pettentool: Wow, remember that meme? That was a meme before the word meme was a thing. EBW's been around a while! In the main event, "Trigger" Cade Yaggis took on Takumi Inui in a fantastic bout. They went move for move and hold for hold. "Trigger" even the World Tag Team Champions, the Gamer Girlz, in his corner. It all came down to Takumi fighting out of the Cadebreaker, and coming off the ropes to hit the Crimson Smash as Cade kipped up. He was barely able to keep him down for the count, but Takumi scored the win and is now tied with Zyro-K for the top spot on the Havok side, but he's #1 technically because he BEAT Zyro-K. Those two COULD represent the Renegades at the E1 Climax, but we still have a week to go!

EBW: Havok "E1 Climax" 
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. E1 Climax Havok Block: Boomtown[6] vs. Jackson Kain[4]
Winner: Boomtown via Here Comes the Boom! -> Pin - 2 Points! 

2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Carter Grayson[4] vs. Amigo[0]
Winner: Amigo via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage -> 2 Points! 

3. Lady Renegades Tag: Kaori/Faris Kain vs. Wendy Mustang/Diamond Rosa
Winner: Wendy Mustang[o]/Diamond Rosa via Front Flip Lariat to Kaori -> Pin 
 
4. E1 Climax Havok Block: Firebrand X[5] vs. Zyro Kurogane[8] 
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip! x Straight Jacket Hagen -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

5. EBW Television Champion: Picky Minch(c) vs. Degrees
Winner: Degrees via Top Rope Brainbuster -> Pin -> NEW EBW Television Champion! 

6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Cade Yaggis[7] vs. Takumi Inui[8]
Winner: Takumi Inui via Crimson Smash -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

Havok Block

1. Zyro Kurogane[10]
2. Cade Yaggis[7] 
3. Amigo[2] 
4. Firebrand X[5] 
5. Carter Grayson[4]
6. Jackson Kain[4]
7. Takumi Inui[10]
8. Boomtown[8]  

Ted Pettentool: We end our show with that promised October surprise! Not ONLY are we going to see Subculture take on Dracula once again at Wrestlevania, BUT we'll once again see Joe Bob Briggs return to EBW for Demon Boogie 4!!!

Subculture's Apartment

While Christina sat and ate a whole tub of ice cream, Subculture paced back and forth on his phone. 

Subculture: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS WILLING TO FIGHT DRACULA?! SERIOUSLY! WHO MADE THAT CALL?! WAS IT STEVE?! WHAT?! TACK DID?! GAH! 

Christina Angel: What's up?

Subculture: Your Dad wants me dead, I think. 

Christina Angel: So nothing new?

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Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is here for a VERY SPECIAL edition of the E1 Climax Report! Why is it so special? Well it's the last of the block stages before the big event, so you will know EXACTLY what you already bought a ticket for at the Saturn Dome! Isn't it nice that we waited THIS LONG to really tell you what to expect!? I mean we already know that the SUPER Mega Dudes will be in action! That's EBW Super Champion Sal Paradise, and the EBW Super Tag Team Champions Trevor Mach and Tack Angel...WHO ARE JOINING ME TODAY! 

Sal Paradise: Next stop, Paradise City! 

Trevor Mach: Yo! 

Tack Angel: *sigh* Makoto...

Ted Pettentool: Is something wrong, Tack?

Tack Angel: Oh...it's just...she means well...she really does. 

Trevor Mach: What happened? 

Sal Paradise: His wife crowned Geoff Garrett the Jupiter Champion.

Trevor Mach: Heh...hehe...AHAHAHA! 

Tack Angel: NOT FUNNY! 

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Relax! It's all good! We're the SUPER Champions! Besides, we all love Double G! 

Tack Angel: All of us? All of us? *sigh* Makoto means well. I love her. 

Sal Paradise: And she's got a great ass. 

Tack Angel: Yeah she does, but the boobs are- HEY WAIT A MINUTE! 

Sal Paradise: KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! 

Ted Pettentool: The pillars and paragons of our industry, ladies and gentlemen. Let's dive into the final Xcite before the E1 Climax Finals. We opened with a stunning upset, as Colby Roads found himself overwhelmed when underestimating Maseo Kurenai. He got planted by the CXJ star, who went up top and hit the Kiva Dive for the victory! 

Trevor Mach: Couldn't of happened to a better sociopa- guy. Couldn't of happened to a better guy. 

Tack Angel: Would you really go that far to call him that?

Trevor Mach: He's a prick! *drops a dollar in his swear jar* 

Sal Paradise: He knows how to game the system. Shrewd dude...but yeah...he's a prick. *drops a dollar in Trevor's swear jar*

Trevor Mach: You struggling with your bad language too? 

Sal Paradise: What? Wait no! *takes dollar out of Trevor's swear jar* 

Ted Pettentool: Luca Blight sent Blood Money Munk straight to the L Train, with a Boar's Execution to advance and really crush the E1 on the Xcite side. 

Trevor Mach: I like trains. 

Tack Angel: Yeah. You sure do. 

Ted Pettentool: Then we saw Makoto Angel take on Rei Hino in a spirited contest. 

Tack Angel: Makoto is trying to get her friends to snap out of the trance. She believes they're under a powerful influence like I was when I became the evil Star Prince for that little bit there. Good thing I got snapped out of it as soon as possible. 

Trevor Mach: I know. Could you imagine if that went on for like...a year or more? 

Tack Angel: Huh?

Trevor Mach: I'm just saying. IF it did. Say you went mad, married a harem, stole up all the title belts, and formed your own micro nation, that would be batshit insane. *drops another dollar in the swear jar* 

Tack Angel: You have a wild imagination. I wouldn't like that one bit....well I might like SOME of it. 

Trevor Mach: Uh-huh. 

Tack Angel: Well anyways, I'm not so sure that's the issue here. Rei and Ami feel unburdened by destiny, and they seem to have their own issues with the Sensations. Rei I get, because she had a fiery temper, but I never imagined Ami of all people would turn. She's so smart, and gentle, and-

Trevor Mach: You're already married to one of them. I guess you could claim that you're under Negaverse mind control and try to mack on her though. 

Tack Angel: Where do you get this stuff? 

Trevor Mach: *shrugs* 

Ted Pettentool: It was Ami that caused the DQ in this match, and I think Makoto gets it now. She's going to have to get her hands dirty in this war with the Dark Story. The next match saw Jammer cap off his fanTASTIC run in the E1. He ducked the Big Boot from Troy and hit a high knee that set up for the Slam Jam and the pin. Then, we saw a strange tag match, as the EBW Women's Champion Usagi Tsukino and...Seiya Kou? took on Yaten and Taiki Kou. Tack, you have any idea what's going on here?

Tack Angel: The Star Spangled Prince has been involved in many strange and unusual circumstances, but this one is baffling to me. I walked into the room and I was seeing double. Four Seiyas! I then cleared my eyes and saw only two of them, but that's still strange enough as it is. 

Ted Pettentool: Well this female Seiya wrestled just like the male equivalent. Yaten and Taiki were on the ropes, and in the confusion of seeing the male Seiya appear at ringside, the female version was able to roll up Taiki for the pin. Usagi looked just as confused, as significent other appeared in two forms right in front of her. 

Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah, that was interesting I guess, but the main event! Get to the main event! That one fired me up! 

Ted Pettentool: Oh yeah, the dream match! I bet you were excited to see your son-in-law in actio-

Trevor Mach: No no...we're not doing that. We don't call him that. Stop it. 

Ted Pettentool: Oh. 

Tack Angel: Welcome to my nightmare. 

Trevor Mach: Literally what is wrong with Subculture? 

Tack Angel: LET'S NOT GET STARTED ON THAT! 

Ted Pettentool: Well all throughout the show we were talking to and watching Dan and Benjamin as they prepared for their big Dan Club collision. Jammer actually beat both Dan and Benji, and that's what I love about this trio. At any given time one of them can beat the others and rise to the top. That's a fun dynamic that has kept them fresh and interesting for years. So who would come out on top? No one! Which one was the best? Both! They went to a time limit draw! An amazing, show stealing bout, that left them both on the ropes, but smiling in the knowledge that they went all out and came out even. They shook hands as they shared points. Luca Blight takes the #1 spot in the Xcite Block, while Jammer takes the #2 spot.

EBW: Xcite "E1 Climax"
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

1. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Maseo Kurenai[2] vs. Colby Roads[6] 
Winner: Maseo Kurenai via Kiva Dive -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

2. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Luca Blight[10] vs. Blood Money Munk[2]
Winner: Luca Blight via Boar's Execution -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

3. Women's Singles: Makoto Angel vs. Rei Hino
Winner: Makoto Angel via DQ 

4. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Jammer[10] vs. Troy[4]
Winner: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin -> 2 Points!

5. Women's Tag: Usagi Tsukino/Seiya Kou vs. Yaten Kou/Taiki Kou
Winner: Usagi Tsukino/Seiya Kou[o] via Roll Up on Taiki Kou -> Pin 

6. E1 Climax Xcite Block: Bashin Dan[8] vs. Benjamin[6]
Winner: Time Limit Draw -> 1 Point Each! 

Xcite Block

1. Bashin Dan[9]
2. Colby Roads[6] 
3. Luca Blight[12]
4. Troy[4] 
5. Jammer[12] 
6. Benjamin[7]
7. Blood Money Munk[2]
8. Maseo Kurenai[4] 

Ted Pettentool: Then we moved to South Town for Havok's last E1 Block show. It began with controversy, when Darkness Aoi caused one of the first DQs in Havok's Bushido Rules bouts. She allowed Diamond Rosa and Wendy Mustang to come in and help her batter Faris Kain, who stepped up from Jet Havok to try and take down the Black Diamond Syndicate leader. DQs in Bushido Rules bouts come with hefty fines, but Diamond Rosa was flashing cash as if they could care less about the rules. 

Trevor Mach: I specifically helped set up the Bushido Rules system so things like that WOULDN'T happen! 

Sal Paradise: That Diamond Rosa has quite the backside. She did some modeling of her own volition, unlike Tali. 

Trevor Mach: Hey! She made the best jeans ad ever! 

Sal Paradise: I agree. 

Trevor Mach: Thanks. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Sal Paradise: Kidding! Kidding! 

Ted Pettentool: Then we got to E1 block action, as Jackson Kain and Carter Grayson had a fantastic match that went the distance! Jackson tried to recruit Carter Grayson to the Havok Sentai Team. Cade Yaggis and Firebrand X had a brutal encounter as well with Firebrand using brass knuckles to escape the Cadebraker, and the blind referee didn't see it SOMEHOW. Firebrand hit the Fire Thunder Driver for the cheap win on "Trigger". 

Tack Angel: I bet you Cade is going to want to run that back, right Trevor? 

Trevor Mach: I don't know what you mean by that, but I'm sure he's going to challenge him to a rematch. 

Sal Paradise: The next match had our attention, because RRR were in action against the World Champion Subculture and new Television Champion Degrees. RRR are chomping at the bit to get another chance at the Super Champs. 

Trevor Mach: They were no match against our Eagleland muscle before, and we'll be ready for them again. 

Tack Angel: Absolutely. 

Ted Pettentool: Well, they actually saw you watching this match from ringside, and let their emotions get the better of them, didn't they?
 
Tack Angel: We didn't even do anything! Bheem tried to take a shot at me. 

Trevor Mach: Who won the match?

Tack Angel: ...Subculture.

Trevor Mach: How did Subculture win?

Tack Angel: ...He hit the KO Punch on Rama Raju. 

Trevor Mach: Your son-in-law won! 

Tack Angel: I ALSO DON'T DO THAT!

Trevor Mach: Haha...we're fun...we have fun.

Ted Pettentool: Amigo has lost it...both his mind and a lot a of matches. He had a strong start against Takumi, hitting a Hagen Hell barrage, but Takumi fought through it, and hit a SUPER KICK!!! and a Crimson Smash to secure his place in the E1 Finals. Who would be joining him? We'd find out in this BIG main event rematch between Zyro Kurogane and Boomtown. They can't stand each other, and you could see it here. Both are vying for the top spot, and Boomtown is upset that he lost his pillar position to Takumi thanks in part to Zyro-K. Boomtown got some help in this one, as Hotlanta and Generator returned from a short hiatus and fought through Shiryu and an already worn out Takumi, to trip up Zyro, and help Boomtown hit the Here Comes the Boom! for the pin, the win, and the stolen spot in the E1 Finals. See, he's tied with Zyro, but he beat Zyro, so he takes the #2 spot, while Takumi Inui is the leader of the Havok Block!

EBW: Havok "E1 Climax"
Howler's Gymnasium, South Town
ENT

1. Bushido Rules Lady Renegades Singles: Darkness Aoi vs. Faris Kain
Winner: Faris Kain via DQ 
 
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Carter Grayson[4] vs. Jackson Kain[4]
Winner: Time Limit Draw -> 1 Point Each! 

3. E1 Climax Havok Block: Cade Yaggis[7] vs. Firebrand X[5] 
Winner: Firebrand X via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

4. Tag: Subculture/Degress vs. Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem
Winners: Subculture[o]/Degrees via KO Punch to Rama Raju -> Pin
 
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Takumi Inui[10] vs. Amigo[2]
Winner: Takumi Inui via Crimson Smash -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Zyro Kurogane[10] vs. Boomtown[8]
Winner: Boomtown via Here Comes the Boom! -> Pin -> 2 Points! 

Havok Block

1. Zyro Kurogane[10]
2. Cade Yaggis[7] 
3. Amigo[2] 
4. Firebrand X[7] 
5. Carter Grayson[5]
6. Jackson Kain[5]
7. Takumi Inui[10]
8. Boomtown[10]  

Ted Pettentool: We're just days away from one of the biggest events of the year. Will we see an October surprise that changes the landscape of EBW? Only one way to find out. Make sure you tune in for this huge event! Buh-bye!




EBW: E1 Climax Finals
Saturn Dome, Saturn City
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0. TUE - TUE Championship Decision: Arsene St. Marvelous vs. Marco De Leon
1. E1 Climax Semi-Finals: Luca Blight[Xcite] vs. Boomtown[Havok]
2. E1 Climax Semi-Finals: Takumi Inui[Havok] vs. Jammer[Xcite]
3. Rishin Fliger CXJ Battle Royale: Rey Dorado vs. Hooligan vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Jerk Taco Man vs. Curry Man vs. Java Coffington vs. El Mago vs. Matt vs. Tai
4. Xcite - CXJ Championship:  Seto Kaiba(c) vs. Yami Yugi
5. Havok - Women's World Tag Team Championship: Christy Angel(c)/Alison Chains(c) vs. Darkness Aoi/Wendy Mustang
6. Havok - 8-Man Tag: Subculture/Jackson Kain/Degrees/Jeff Andonuts vs. Amigo/Tad Blinko/Hotlanta/Generator
7. Xcite - 8-Woman Tag: Usagi Tsukino/Makoto Angel/Hotaru Tomoe/Seiya Kou vs. Queen Beryl/Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno/Erica
8. Havok - Pillar Battle: Cade Yaggis vs. Firebrand X
9. Xcite - EBW Women's #1 Contender: Astrid Rúnsdóttir vs. Tracy 
10. Havok - Women's World Unification: Hope Mach(c) vs. Val Dorado(c)
11. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Big Chugga Chungus/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem 
12. E1 Climax Finals: TBA vs. TBA 

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It was a stormy October in Threed, when from out of the clouds above appeared Dracula's Castle. The notorious count, with a flare for theatrics, didn't need EBW to come to him. Dracula...came to them.




Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, the Dukester, because Ted isn't the only one that can add 'ster is his name, and I'm joined by Larry Grim for this cross promotional special event! We're here, high above Threed for Wrestlevania: Symphony of the Fight! Yes, a castle is floating above Threed, but is that really a shock? I mean zombies live here, and it's the spooky season! This castle showed up, and so we showed up. 

Larry Grim: That's right! I mean I'm a walking, talking skeleton, and that doesn't seem to bother anyone, so I think we're all mature enough to accept that we're here to see Subculture fight an immortal vampire. Let's go to the back to see the World Champion's thoughts on his upcoming fight!

Backstage

Subculture punched out a flying Medusa Head, followed by another one, and another one, and another one. 

Subculture: SO MANY OF THEM! WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM?! AHHHHH!

-

Larry Grim: It looks like he's about ready! 

Tommy Dukes: I guess he's working on those punches. You'll recall that many many years ago, Subculture was able to deal with Dracula, but we're being told that it was only a temporary measure. By whom? Our special guest commentator tonight. He's an expert on the occult, working for an organization in Edo. This is Mr. Genya Arikado. 

Genya Arikado: Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here. 

Tommy Dukes: Are you a wrestling fan? 

Genya Arikado: Not even a little bit. 

Tommy Dukes: Great! 

Genya Arika: I'm here because of Dracula, plain and simple. His spirit continues to plague us, even though he was laid to rest in 1999. Someone, he was weak enough to be thwarted by this warrior of yours. I want to see if he can put him back in the box. 

Larry Grim: Well alright then. 

Tommy Dukes: Nerma would be here, but our sitter freaked out at the possibility of the castle falling down and said there was no way. 

Larry Grim: And Apple Kid just didn't want to. 

Tommy Dukes: The E1 Climax was a great way to begin October, but we're here for the spooky season now! It's going to be nothing but spooky action for our scary daredevils....Scaredevils....Someone take a note! "Scaredevil!" I wouldn't be surprised to see someone with that name show up in TUE sometime soon. What do you think, Genya? 

Genya Arikado: I really don't care.

Tommy Dukes: Outstanding.

Larry Grim: Let's get the action underway tonight, we're starting with an interesting match up on the Xcite side of things. Throughout the E1, we saw a splittering of the Dark Story, and former members of The Dark Story. Colby Roads is livid that while he was in the tournament, his influence was slipping. Preacher Ra and The Auditor are still by his side, and he has brought back the services the Heel Besties, Rod and Randy, BUT Luca Blight, livid over being denied the E1 Climax seems poised to wage a war on Xcite, and he's recruited Troy and Snakebite to assist him. The two of them have had ups and downs, but never been paired with such a like minded literal Ring General like Luca Blight. 

Tommy Dukes: LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: Wrestlevania: Symphony of the Fight
Castle Dracula/?
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1. Xcite - 6-Man Tag: Luca Blight/Troy/Snakebite vs. Blood Money Munk/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
-Chaos from the opening bell — Snakebite overwhelmed LG Rod with hard chops and knee strikes. Troy worked crisp double-team sequences, including a running powerslam into a neckbreaker combo, while Luca Blight battered anyone in reach with ruthless shoulder blocks and heavy boots. Randy rallied with stiff forearms and a tornado kick, but Luca cut him down with a brutal spinebuster. The finish saw Blight snarl, drag Randy up by the hair, and crush him with the Boar’s Execution for the decisive pin.
Winners: Luca Blight[o]/Troy/Snakebite via Boar's Execution to Randy no Kachi -> Pin 

Larry Grim: A big win for Luca's Army, and a clear sign that The Dark Story Civil War is going to be a brutal one with the addition of Luca Blight. We saw this coming all during the E1 Climax, and here we are. Colby Roads tried to avoid, asking them what they wanted to talk about, wearing a suit, crying about his Dad, and having three star matches, to no avail. We have more Xcite action for you up next, as CXJ Champion Seto Kaiba leads Johnny Starbound and the eternal Rudo, Hooligan, against Yami Yugi and the Digi-Destined. Kaiba cheated to keep the title in the Saturn Dome, but Yami Yugi doesn't seem to be the type to stand down. He's more the Bashin Dan type of fiery warrior...and they both play cards...and I guess other games in Yugi's case, but literally no one seems to talk about those...it's all about the card game. He's the King of GAME...to be more specific.
 
2. Xcite - CXJ Division 6-Man Tag: Seto Kaiba/Johnny Starbound/Hooligan vs. Yami Yugi/Matt/Tai
-The crowd exploded for high-flying mayhem. Kaiba and Yugi opened with crisp chain wrestling — arm drags, kip-ups, and a duel of superkicks. Starbound tagged in, hitting a springboard moonsault to the floor, while Hooligan bulldozed Tai with a rolling thunder senton. The aloof Matt fought back with spinning kicks and a Hagen suplex bridge, nearly taking it. Kaiba countered the chaos with a Blue-Eyes White Dragon Suplex to Yugi after a low blow. As the ring cleared, Starbound ascended the top rope, crashed down with a 450 Splash on Matt, and hooked the leg for three.
Winners: Seto Kaiba/Johnny Starbound[o]/Hooligan via 450 Splash to Matt -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Another victory for the head of Kaiba Corp. Mokuba, his younger brother is there to cheer him on, but Kaiba just pushed him out of the way to celebrate with his CXJ Championship. Yami Yugi doesn't look happy, as the former EBW Tag Team Champions are helping each other up, while Johnny Starbound is laughing that he's finally snapped his losing streak. 

Tommy Dukes: We have a big 6-Woman tag on the Havok side of things. The Lady Renegades, Women's World Champion Hope Mach, former Interim Champion Val Dorado, and Heather Mach take on the Black Diamond Syndicate. I noticed we don't have an Xcite women's match for the show. Why is that? The Sensations afraid of vampires? 

Larry Grim: No, but Tack Angel has a certain issue with...succubusses? Sucubi? I should really know this. Anyways, we don't have an offer match tonight, because the next Xcite women's match you're gonna see, is an EBW Women's Championship match between Usagi Tsukino and Tracy. We DO have something spicy though. The Boss herself, Tali Mach had a sit down discussion with Tracy as she signed her contract for the match. We'll be showing that right after the next match.

Tommy Dukes: Oh! Well that's alright then! Let's take it to the ring! You having a good time, Genya? 

Genya Arikado: I'm just waiting for Dracula to show himself. 

Tommy Dukes: Right...cool castle right? 

Genya Arikado: ...I've seen it before.

Tommy Dukes: Hmm?  
 
3. Havok - Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Hope Mach/Heather Mach/Val Dorado vs. Darkness Aoi/Wendy Mustang/Diamond Rosa
-Pure fireworks from the bell. The totes 100% white meat baby face because she decided it Heather and Wendy traded lightning-fast strikes — spinning heel kicks, forearm flurries, and rope rebounds. Hope brought the power with a backdrop driver, but Aoi slithered out and countered with a Hagen suplex into the turnbuckle. Val Dorado was the center of attention. She lost her Interim Championship to the dominant Hope Mach, and many wondered if she'd rather side with the Black Diamond Syndicate, but she picked her side and wowed the crowd with a moonsault to the floor, but the Syndicate cut her off with picture-perfect teamwork. Aoi lured Heather into a blind tag setup — Rosa caught her on the rebound and hit the Diamond Drop (spinning sit-out facebuster) for the pin while Mustang wiped out Dorado with a DDT combo on the apron.
Winners: Darkness Aoi/Wendy Mustang/Diamond Rosa[o] via Diamond Drop -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Wow, the Black Diamond Syndicate win another one. They are on a tear. I've seen groups of ladies get this rough in an effort to get the other Lady Renegades to step, but I think in this situation, they just want to hurt them. They just want to take over. 

Larry Grim: It seems that way. Folks, it was an intense E1 Climax season, but the tournament wasn't the biggest source of controversy. Tracy admitted to the world that she caused the accident that left Boss M's in her wheel chair. Tracy was behind it, and she wasn't the least bit apologetic about it. These two were actually in a room together for the EBW Women's Championship Contract Signing. Let's check it out.

Boss M's Office

The camera opened on the interior of Boss M’s office — dim lighting, polished wood desk, EBW Women’s Championship contract folder in the center. The camera panned slowly to the door as the sound of high heels echoes off the tile. The door opened, and Tracy strolled in, hair tied up, designer shades pushed halfway down her nose, wearing a knowing smirk that said she’d already won something.

Boss M's sat behind her desk, calm and composed. She looked up as Tracy sauntered in and didn't say a word.

Tracy: Oh, don’t get up, Tali. I know I’m early. I just couldn’t wait to make it official.

She plucked the contract folder off the desk, pretending to skim through it before tossing it back with a grin.

Tracy: You know, I’ve been replaying that weekend at "The Masquerade Ball" on Solandra Island. The drinks, the laughter...that look on your face when you fell off the wagon and didn't even know it. Oh, Tali, you were magnificent.

She chuckled darkly, leaning in closer.

Tracy: You remember that non-alcoholic champagne? You think I spiked that? No. It was the Dr. Pepper. I knew you weren't going to stick to the high class stuff. You went to the trash, and I was ready.

Boss M’s eyes flickered briefly — just a flash — before returning to her composed stare. Tracy grined wider, feeding on the reaction.

Tracy: You should’ve seen yourself — the great Boss M's, rolling into people, slurring, falling off the wagon in front of the elite. The mighty monarch of EBW, undone by a single drink. The things you agreed to do under the influence. I could've made it worse. I couldn've found some island natives who could've had their way with you, and I could've video taped it. That's how out of it you really were. I kept slipping you the drink too. I broke your sobriety, and I humiliated you. A jeans ad? That one was funny? Naked and covered in a flag? Tali, I have that one framed on my wall! You look good too. You're not as cut as you used to be, I showed that to the world too, but I like a little extra if you know what I mean.

She paused, letting it all sink in. Then, her tone shifted — softer, but cruelly nostalgic.

Tracy: Tali, you thought you have dealt with your demons, and gotten your revenge for who put you in the chair. You thought it was all over. You even forgave w00t?! That's not the Tali I know. The Tali I know is far more vitriolic. I guess that's what I want to see again. I want my foe back. I want my rival. I want the maniac, coming at me with everything she's got. That's why I said it. It was me. The hit-and-run...that was me.

She straightened up, laughing — a manic, cathartic laugh that echoed in the quiet office.

Tracy: I loved seeing you at peace with yourself, because it was a false peace. You never once thought w00t might not have been alone. You never once thought I was there. And why would you? We were so close, weren’t we? Allies and enemies in ambition. I should have been the biggest star in EBW.

Her face twisted — the rage under her vanity boiling to the surface.

Tracy: But when the spotlight came, it wasn’t me in the center. It was you. Why? Because Trevor Mach couldn’t keep his eyes — or his hands — off of you!

Tracy slammed her hands on the desk, the camera jolted slightly from the force.

Tracy: The Ultimate EBW! That was supposed to be my night! My moment! And you took it because some idiot champion thought she’d look better on his arm than I would under the lights! You threw him through a *bleep*ing wall, and the insatiable dumb dog couldn't *bleep*ing resist, and THAT moment, and YOU TWO stole what was supposed to have been MINE!

Boss M's remained still, her expression unreadable. Tracy, breathing hard, laughed again — this time quieter, almost pitiful.

Tracy: Everything I’ve done...the mind games, the pain, the chaos… it’s all been to get to you. To watch you squirm, to make you feel as broken as I did that night. I like making you squirm...in every way possible. 

She picked up a pen and signed the contract with a flourish, letting it drop dramatically onto the desk.

Tracy: And when I take that title, I’ll make sure you're in the front row to see it. Maybe I’ll roll you down the ramp myself. You can glare all you want, Tali. But you can’t stop this. You wanted EBW to showcase the best, and now it's finally going to. What's a matter? What's with the stoic nature? Don't you have something to say to me? Nothing can stop me now, not even you. 

Boss M's: That might be true. Only you can do that, but I know you won't. You love what you're doing. Your action cost me my legs, and so much more. Let me tell you the things your actions have cost me. I can't walk with my husband. I missed the prime years of my career. I can't play with my kids like they want me to. When Trevor and I make love, it's...different than it used to be. Lots of things changed. Lots of things taken from me. But...let me tell you all the good things that came from it. Humility, patience, and understanding. You want me to hate you, for what you've done, but I'm going to deprive you of that. I'm not playing the game.

Tracy straightened, tapping the desk twice before turning to leave. The camera panned back to Boss M's — still calm, unshaken, but her eyes locked on the signed contract. 

Tracy: I'm willing to do whatever it takes to drag you back into the game. Kicking and screaming if I have to.

-

Larry Grim: That was intense! Speaking of intense, we know that the SUPER Mega Dudes are here at the castle as well, and we're about to hear from them. Let's take it to the back!

Backstage

Lindy Moseby: This is definitely my kind of scene. Dracula is one of my favorite genres of man. 

Good News Gary: This is NOT Good News for me! It's scary here! 

Lindy Moseby: What's scary is the sexy Dad energy Sal Paradise is giving off right now. 

Sal Paradise: Uh...thanks? The EBW Super Champion is here! The Casanova King, and the Mayor of Paradise City. I know I'm not on the card, but I had to be here to how this plays out, and I have to keep an eye on Takumi Inui. He can challenge me or he can challenge the World or EBW Champions. I could see him challenging Big Chugga, just to throw us all off, then he'd STILL have a shot at me while also finally becoming a World Champion in EBW. He's done everything else. He's the World Tag Team Champion right now. Raju and Bheem want those, so they can take a shot at these guys! 

Trevor Mach: Raju, you caught me on a bad day. I've always respected your abilities, but I always believed I could overcome them, and I think in the time since we shocked the world and split the foundation of EBW, I've proven that I'm as good as I've ever been, and that's good enough to beat you. We already beat you once for the Super Tag Team Championships. If you somehow get your shot via Havok, you've got this one last opportunity. After that...it's all over. No more chances for RRR. 

Tack Angel: Have you seen any goth women around here? That's how I fell for it last time! I can't let it happen again! Find a happy place! Find a happy place! 

Trevor Mach: ...He'll be fine.

4. Havok - EBW Television Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Picky Minch 
-Picky came out with a lot to prove, hoping he could reclaim the Television Championship, as he put in his mouth guard, the rugged mat warrior ready to square up. Degrees turned technical, countering every grab with smooth transitions — arm-wringers, leg sweeps, and grounded sleepers. The Doc was not sleeping during his off time, and the weeks following his return have seen him return to true form. Picky clawed back with a clothesline/leg drop combo and a swinging neckbreaker, nearly stealing the win. The champion escaped a Bridging Hagen attempt and hit the PhDDT clean in the center for the pin.
Winner: Degrees via PhDDT -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: Degrees with the win! The leader of Jet Havok has really stepped it up! This show has been intense, and it's about to get a lot MORE intense. 

Larry Grim: That's right, because the EBW Champion is in action, with a perterbed Colby Roads, and the EBW Eagleland Champion Mamoru Chiba? Who are they taking on? The Dan Club! It doesn't get better than that! Let's do what Tommy says! 

Tommy Dukes: You can say it. 

Larry Grim. Yeah? 

Tommy Dukes: Go for it! 

Larry Grim: LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

5. Xcite - 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin vs. Big Chugga Chungus/Colby Roads/Mamoru Chiba
-Thunderous from the start — Chugga’s power met Dan’s precision. Benjamin hit a flying forearm, Jammer followed with a discus clothesline, and Colby responded with a cross body that leveled all three. The pace broke down as Eagleland Champion Mamoru unleashed martial arts kicks, only for Bashin Dan to dodge and deliver a lifting double-underhook slam. Chugga broke the pin but got caught by Jammer, who drilled him a heavy fist and the Slam Jam off the top for the three-count on the reigning EBW Champion!
Winners: Bashin Dan/Jammer[o]/Benjamin via Slam Jam to Big Chugga Chungus -> Pin 

Larry Grim: JAMMER WITH THE PIN! JAMMER WITH THE PIN! Jammer just pinned the Judas of Dan Club! The EBW Champion! The crowd is loving it! Even the ghouls in this place must not care for Big Chugga. I'm told he attempted to speak to a banshee and she ran away. 

Tommy Dukes: Renegades, we just saw Dan Club, but we have our own explosive trio in Samurai Ifrit! Zyro Kurogane's team with the World Tag Team Champions. Oh, and Takumi Inui won the E1 CLIMAX! NO BIG DEAL! RRR and Boomtown all want their piece of what Samurai Ifrit's got, and they're about to duke it out, right here, and right now. Buckle up. Let's go to the ring!

6. Havok - 6-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu/Zyro Kurogane vs. Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem/Boomtown
-An all-out war of styles. Zyro dazzled with flipping heel kicks and a rope-walk arm drag, while Shiryu’s mastery of technique locked down Rama in a series of dragon screws and sleeper holds. Boomtown used his cocky and flashy style to turn the tide, crushing Zyro with a corner avalanche as he jaw jacked and taunted him over costing him the E1, which sent Zyro-K into a rage. Takumi tagged in, the E1 Climax winner was cool and confident, and knew he had to keep Zyro-K from flying off the handle and losing his focus. He fired up the crowd, and unleashed precise strikes — roundhouse, step-in elbow, and spinning enzuigiri, all preceeded by the flick of the wrist. The finale saw Takumi hit the ropes, combine with Shiryu’s uppercut setup, and deliver the Crimson Smash to Boomtown for the win.
Winners: Takumi Inui[o]/Dragon Shiryu/Zyro Kurogane via Crimson Smash to Boomtown -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: And Takumi scores the win! Zyro-K is having a great laugh about it. Boomtown took the L, and he's not happy about it. Takumi holds all the cards. We don't know who he's going to challenge, we just know that he's going to call the shot for Demon Boogie 4! Speaking of demons, we have one of the biggest up next, as he takes on the World Champion. This story dates back years, as Subculture beat Dracula once upon a time, but like any good horror villain, he's back! This is what we're here for, ain't that right, Genya Arikado?

Genya Arikado: I'm still just intrigued that you have Azrael on your roster. 

Tommy Dukes: We have what? 

Genya Arikado: I must be going. I need to keep a close eye on this battle. 

Tommy Dukes: Oh...well...there he goes. Main event time? Let's go!

The arena lights dimmed to near blackness. A haunting organ echoed through the air as fog crept from the stage. The tron flickered. Suddenly, a familiar riff hit. The crowd popped as World Champion Subculture walked onto the stage — hoodie up, eyes wide, jaw tight. He was not his usual cocky self tonight. His steps were slower, his breathing heavier. He scanned the atmosphere like a man stepping into a bad dream.

Subculture: What the hell is this, man? This ain’t normal. This ain’t wrestling. What am I doing? What am I doing?!

He reached the ring, looking around at the ominous setup — an open casket ringside, crimson fog spilling out, and four hooded figures standing solemnly at each corner. Subculture climbed in and paced, shaking his head.

Subculture: I though this was a fight, not a séance.

Then — a new sound. The heavy echo of boots clicking against the ramp. Out stepped a tall man in a dark overcoat with a silver chain whip slung at his hip. The crowd murmured as he removed his hat and looks directly at Subculture.

Julius Belmont: You look lost, warrior. I don’t blame you. You’ve stumbled into a war that’s been fought for centuries.

Subculture: Yeah, that’s cool, man, but I’m just tryin’ to win a match, not perform an exorcism.

Julius Belmont: You’re fighting him. You think you’re facing Count Dracula, but the creature you’ll meet tonight wears a different face — the body of an innocent named Soma Cruz. Dracula’s spirit hides within the boy. If you wish to end this, you must seal him… body and soul.

Subculture: I'm sorry....WHAT?!

Before Julius could answer, the hooded acolytes begin chanting. The lights flickered red. The casket creaked open on its own, the mist swirling upward. Inside lay a pale, unconscious boy — Soma Cruz — dressed in white. The acolytes bowed deeply as the audience gaspsed.

Subculture backed away, shaking his head in disbelief.

Subculture: Nah...nah, I didn’t sign up for this. I didn't sign up for this to begin with! COME ON!

Suddenly, the arena temperature seemed to drop. The fog darkened, almost turning black. The boy’s eyes flickered open — but they were not his eyes anymore. The pupils burned red as the booming voice of Count Dracula filled the arena, echoing from nowhere and everywhere at once.

Dracula: Miserable fool...You dare step into my domain and question its design? You will kneel before the eternal night!

Subculture circled the ring, clearly rattled, sweat already forming on his brow. Julius Belmont slammed the butt of his whip onto the ramp, calling out to him.

Julius Belmont: Subculture! The casket is the seal — only by locking it shut can you end his reign! The boy will one day have his date with destiny, but that's supposed to be years from now. Beware — hurt the vessel too much, and you damn an innocent soul!

Subculture: Oh, sure, just what I needed — a freaking moral crisis!

Dracula’s aura lunges forward, its shadowy claws swiping across the ring and sending Subculture tumbling into the corner. He clutches his ribs, coughing, as the lights flash violently.

Dracula: You think you can defy fate, mortal? You are nothing but another fool chasing the illusion of heroism!

Subculture: Yeah? Alright. Let’s go, Nosferatu!
 
7. Casket Match: Subculture vs. Count Dracula
-Under crimson light and creeping fog, the match blurred horror and heroism. Dracula — his form flickering between his true self and the young vessel Soma Cruz — attacked with feral speed, choking Subculture with his cape and striking with back elbows and knees. Subculture fought defensively, using precision holds and rolling cutters to subdue him without inflicting serious damage. Every time he hesitated, Dracula’s voice echoed through Soma. 

Dracula tried to bite Subculture and hit a DDT and tried to throw Subculture into the open casket, but Subculture reversed with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker followed by a desperate lariat to the jaw. When Soma collapsed, Subculture knelt, conflicted — then forced himself to finish the job. With a heavy breath, he lifted the boy’s limp body and gently placed him into the casket. The lid slammed shut amid the toll of a bell and a burst of crimson mist.
Winner: Subculture via Casket Closing  

Tommy Dukes: He did it! Subculture won again! 

Larry Grim: Well done, Green Bomber! 

Julius Belmont: Good work, Subculture. 

Subculture: Thanks...whip man. 

Julius Belmont: ...Dracula. I defeated him in 1999. 

Genya Arikado: With my help. 

Julius Belmont: Of course. We knew he'd come back, but it's not his time yet. 

Genya Arikado: I will watch over the boy. 

Julius Belmont: See you again in 2032. 

Subculture: Huh...neat...more of this over my head shit. I'm out of here. 

Tommy Dukes: Well, we'd all better scamper, because this castle could disappear at any moment! This is just the beginning folks! We're gonna have a crazy spooky season! We'll see you next time!

Inside of Dracula's Castle

Tack Angel wandered around confusingly. 

Tack Angel: Trevor? Sal? Makoto? How did I get lost? Why did I come in here to look for a restroom?! What was I thinking?! *sigh* At least I'm just lost, and THAT isn't happeneing aga-AAAAAAH!!!

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Apple Kid: Welcome to Twoson Mall! The E1 is behind us, and so is that creepy castle! So glad I didn't go there! 

Larry Grim: It was nice to see other skeletons. That's my response. 

Apple Kid: But now we're back in Twoson for Xcite! Demon Boogie is right ahead of us! We move from one thing right into the next! 

Larry Grim: That's what happens when you dedicate nearly two months to the E1 Climax, but that's why it's the tournament of tournaments, and this year's winner was Takumi Inui of the Havok Brand. Now, word is he IS here tonight to watch the show, and maybe make a decision about challenge Chungus for the EBW Championship OR he's eyeing the top prize in Sal Paradise and the EBW Super Championship. Strategy involved here. He could go all the way, or pick his spot against Sal at a later time. 

Apple Kid: Who wouldn't love Takumi Inui as a member of the Xcite roster. I'm sure they're making him a HUGE offer to make the jump and challenge Chungus. Ultimately, he holds all the cards, which I'm sure Bashin Dan, Yami Yugi, and Seto Kaiba have something to say about. 

Larry Grim: How about Matt and Tai?

Apple Kid: They don't play cards. They do a different thing. 

Larry Grim: Oh right. 

Apple Kid: We're starting off hot. No promos, and no more hot air from us...for now. 

Larry Grim: I don't think I exhale air. 

Apple Kid: We need new EBW Tag Team Champions, and up next, we'll see which team out of three will be crowned the new champs. We have Curry & Coffee, Dan Club, and Luca Blight's Army vying for the belts, so let's get right into it!

EBW: Xcite
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1. EBW Tag Team Championship Decision: Java Coffington/Curry Man vs. Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Troy/Snakebite 
-It was organized madness from the opening bell as all three teams collided in pursuit of the vacant EBW Tag Team Championships. Curry Man and Coffington leaned into the crowd’s energy, dazzling with fast tags and flamboyant teamwork — Curry landing a spinning heel kick into a Coffington lariat that popped the fans.

Bashin Dan and Benjamin brought the explosive teamwork, double-suplexing both Snakebite and Troy at one point, but Snakebite’s vicious counters turned the tide. Troy drilled Dan with a Superkick x Cutter combo, and Snakebite followed with a spike DDT to Benjamin for a near fall.

Curry Man re-entered, flying with a top-rope splash, only for Troy to blind tag and rush in. With chaos breaking down, Snakebite dropped Curry Man with a gutwrench powerbomb, holding him in position as Troy charged and connected with a devastating Punt Kick, sealing the three-count.
Winners: Troy[o]/Snakebite via Punt Kick to Curry Man -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! 

Larry Grim: We have NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! Troy and Snakebite have claimed the crowns once again. I'm surprised it wasn't Dan and Benji to be honest. 

Apple Kid: Poor Curry Man! 

Larry Grim: Luca Blight has refocused them. He's reforged this monster duo, and they are now the EBW Tag Team Champions! Meanwhile...HERE COMES LUCA BLIGHT! 

Apple Kid: He's attacking Dan and Benjamin! He's going after Dan Club! The bloodthirsty Luca Blight is NOT happy that Dan broke his winning streak in the E1 I guess? Java Coffington and Curry Man are trying to step in, but Luca, Troy, and Snakebite are going after them too! Someone get Jamm-

Larry Grim: Wait look! Here comes Takumi Inui! The E1 Climax Winner! One of Havok's World Tag Team Champions! He's running out to save Dan and Benjamin from the encounter! 

Apple Kid: Well he knows first hand, that Luca Blight needs to be taken VERY seriously. They're clearing the ring. Is Takumi going to enlighten us on his pick for a challenger? No? Well...worth a try. 

Larry Grim: The special guest getting his hands dirty to save the Dan Club. That's what heroes do.

Boss M's Office

Boss M's was drinking a Dr. Pepper brought to her by Minky Momo, when Lucca walked in. 

Lucca: Everything is prepared for tonight, sir. 

Boss M's: Good. I want this to be a spectacle, and I want it to draw in ratings. Usagi vs. Tracy is a big match. 

Lucca: You sure you want to be down there to see it? 

Boss M's: I'm sure. Tracy wants me down there. If that's motivation, then let it be motivation. 

Lucca: You're handling all of this incredible well? Is it possibly buried rage that's going to explode? 

Boss M's: Trevor has spent the last few years learning about forgiveness. I've spent that time learning not to hang onto everything. I wouldn't call that forgiveness, but I'll call it a better use of my time. No use in spiking the blood pressure. What's done is done. Besides, knowing that Tracy wants me to get angry is a good reason to stay calm. That's the victory. 

Lucca: Remarkable progress, sir. I guess becoming a mother has changed you as well.

Boss M's: That's true. I don't hate all kids anymore...I mean I don't hate MY kids. That just leaves 99.9% of them to annoy me. That's progress too. 

Lucca: I guess so? 

2. CXJ Division Singles: Jerk Taco Man vs. Jonas Silvermoon
-This fast-paced CXJ showcase delivered an aerial clinic. Jerk Taco Man’s unorthodox style — lucha flare mixed with street-level aggression — kept Silvermoon guessing early, landing a springboard senton and a rolling thunder knee strike.

Jonas Silvermoon answered with smooth counters, catching Jerk Taco mid-spin and transitioning into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, followed by a ropes-assisted enzuigiri. The two traded pin attempts at lightning speed until Jonas ducked a wild kick and rolled through into the Moonlight Flip, bridging perfectly and holding the ropes for the sneaky three-count!
Winner: Jonas Silvermoon via Moonlight Flip -> Pin 

Apple Kid: Incredible showcase! Jonas Silvermoon stole that one at the end, but that's what you get with the gypsy-

Larry Grim: Whoa-ho-ho! You want to get us in trouble. 

Apple Kid: I was going to say self proclaimed ne'er-do-well. 

Larry Grim: Oh...I suppose that's alright. Did he really call himself a ne'er-do-well? 

Apple Kid: He did. 

Larry Grim: Who still uses these phrases? 

Apple Kid: Wrestling is always a couple steps behind the curve. 

Larry Grim: I guess so. Up next, we have a showdown between Mamoru Chiba and Seiya Kou. These rivals have been at each other's throats since joining the roster. Mamoru came in like a thief and took the Eagleland Championship from the Star Spangled Prince, but he's facing the one who took Usagi Tsukino's heart right now. It would be good for her morale tonight, if she saw Seiya score the win here.

Backstage

Seiya Kou was doing squats backstage, when Makoto Angel and "female Seiya" appeared behind him. 

Seiya Kou: Hmm? Oh hey, Makoto...and you? Still in disguise? As me? 

Troian: You have to admit, it confused everyone and helped out a bunch! I think I did a great job. Who would suspect a female Seiya. 

Seiya Kou: ...Yeah...right. 

Makoto Angel: I just wanted to wish you luck, and Usagi wanted to as well. 

Seiya Kou: Where is she? 

Makoto Angel: She's hunkering down and focusing on this EBW Women's Championship match later in the night. This is a big test for her. Tracy is one of the originals, and she's willing to do anything to win.

Seiya Kou: That's what worries me, but I'll always believe in my Usagi. I know right now, she must be locked away, preparing for this big moment.

Sailor Sensations' Locker Room

Usagi Tsukino was fast asleep, drooling on the table as both Luna and Artemis attempted to wake her up. She laughed and spoke out loud about food until Luna clawed her in the face to wake her up. She threw her arms out in shock and sent Artemis flying. 

Backstage

Seiya Kou: Yep...preparing for the big moment. *sigh* She's sleeping isn't she. 

Makoto Angel: ...Rest IS preparing...technically? 

Seiya Kou: Technically? You're Tack's wife alright.
 
3. EBW Eagleland Championship: Mamoru Chiba(c) vs. Seiya Kou
-This one turned heated fast. Chiba came in confident, punishing Seiya with his usual mix of power and precision, but Seiya refused to stay down — absorbing a back kick and responding with a signature flying knee that had the crowd roaring.

As the match built to its crescendo, Seiya lined up for the Star Fighter Kick, but Chiba rolled out of the ring to regroup. When Seiya followed, Chiba snapped, driving him into the barricade and smashing a chair into his ribs. The ref called for the bell immediately, awarding Seiya the win via disqualification.

Chiba didn’t care — he continued the assault, yelling that Seiya didn’t “belong" until officials separated them.
Winner: Seiya Kou via DQ -> No Title Change!

Larry Grim: Oh come on! Seiya Kou was winning that one, and Mamoru couldn't handle it. Seiya gets the victory, but Mamoru keeps the Eagleland Championship. He keeps attacking! Who is going to step up to reclaim Eagleland's glory?! Whomst've!? Whomst've?!




Apple Kid: Looks like we got our answer! Here comes the Star Spangled Prince! He's looking a little pale, and covered in bite marks, but he's determined! 

Tack Angel: Mamoru, you're making a mockery of that title, and you're making a mockery of yourself. I used to look up to you. I used to want to be more like you. Now? I know that I'm good enough as I am. I know that because Makoto loves me. You had that love with Usagi and squandered it. Seiya understands that better than you. These people understand love. They understand Eagleland! They want a champion that's going to carry the red, white, and blue with pride! Since no one is willing to challenge for the Super Tag Team Championships at Demon Boogie, I'm challenging you...a rematch for the Eagleland Championship! WE'RE challenging you! THE STAR SPANGLED PRINCE AND ALL OF EAGLELAND IS CHALLENGING YOOOOOU!!! *shirt rip and flex* 

Larry Grim: He might look a little emaciated, but get him some juice, and he'll be all set to face Mamoru Chiba at Demon Boogie 4!!!
 
4. Singles: Jammer vs. Blood Money Munk 
-A hard-hitting brawl between two heavy-hitters. Munk tried to slow the pace early, pounding Jammer with short-arm clotheslines and knee drops, but Jammer’s resilience shone through. After escaping a bearhug...or Munkhug?, Jammer rallied with running shoulder tackles and a powerslam that rocked the ring.

Munk countered a lariat with a spinebuster, but when he went for his terrible imitation of a Macho Elbow Drop from the top rope, but Jammer rolled out of the way and responded with the Slam Jam for the pinfall victory. 
Winner: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin

After the match, Jammer grabbed a microphone. 

Jammer: Blood Money Munk got dunked on tonight, but let's be real, he's not the one I want. Colby Roads isn't the one I want. The one I want is Big Chugga. Chungus, get your fat ass out here, right NOW!

For Big Chugga, he did indeed get out there as quickly as possible, meaning a whole commercial break took place, and he arrived on the stage, sweating and breathing heavily. He clutched his chest as he learned against Preacher Ra as he spoke. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Well...*huff puff* if it isn't the LOSER, Jammer! You didn't win the E1! You came oh so close, but you couldn't do it. Meanwhile I am the EBW Champion! I'm the *huff puff* PEAK athlete! The very best of *huff puff* EBW! 

Jammer: You're trying not to die just coming out here! I'm tired of this embarrassment! I'm sick of seeing you with that belt! You stabbed us in the back, and now I'm going to tear out your heart! 

Big Chugga Chungus: AH! 

Jammer: Not literally, dumbass! I'm challenging you an EBW Championship match at Demon Boogie 4! 

Big Chugga Chungus: You want a match? You to face the PEAK athlete of EBW? Well then, I just have one thing to say about that. *clears throat* NOOOOOOOO!

Jammer: Gutless coward! 

Big Chugga Chungus: Gutless EBW Champion! Wait...I mean just EBW Champion! The belt stays with me! What, are you going to tell on me to the boss? Haha, I'd love to see you try. 

Jammer: I'm gonna. 

Big Chugga Chungus: NO DON'T!

Backstage

Takumi Inui was walking back to his VIP seating for the main event, when he was approached by THE EBW Super Champion, Sal Paradise. 

Sal Paradise: Takumi Inui...the Crimson Smasher. You have certainly..."justi-faized" your return from Edo, eh? 

Takumi Inui: I guess so. 

Sal Paradise: Always had a lot of respect for you, but I saw the same thing that Little Mac saw. A conflicted man, with a wolf inside, ready to come out. 

Takumi Inui: ...You have no idea.

Sal Paradise: I have an inkling of an idea. 

Takumi Inui: My wolf is literal. 

Sal Paradise: ...Alright, so I guess I don't have an idea. I know talent when I see it though. You're the best of your generation. You know what you're doing. I picture this. A man who challenges the EBW Super Champion because of his E1 win, and also has a ticket to the EBW Super Tag Team Championships. You have all the power right now. You're the most powerful man in EBW. Even I don't have that stroke right now. I'm excited to see what you do with all that power. *wink*

Takumi Inui: .....

Elsewhere, Big Chugga was waddling towards Boss M's office, as she left it, being pushed by Lucca. A grinning Colby Roads appeared out of the door as well.

Big Chugga Chungus: What's going on here? Wait! M's wait! Man, she's so hot. Don't tell Tracy. 

Colby Roads: ...We're on live television. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Fine. Since I'm already in trouble. SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASSSSS! *sigh* I was going to tell her NOT to give Jammer what he wanted. 

Colby Roads: Oh, you're too late. It's been settled. Jammer is getting what he wants...and so am I. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Wha?

Colby Roads: I'm in the match as well. It's going to be you versus Jammer versus me, and I WILL continue MY story, because my Dad...*lip quivers* was famous. 

Big Chugga Chungus: This NOT mondo cool! This is NOT mondo cool AT ALL!

5. EBW Women's Championship: Usagi Tsukino(c) vs. Tracy
-Main event time, as Tracy, the ultimate opportunist attempted to take out her revenge against Boss M's and reclaim the spotligh, by taking the title from the Sensational Moon Princess. Lucca and Minky Momo rolled Boss M's down to the ring to watch the match up close and personal. The bell rang, and Usagi immediately took Tracy down with a double-leg takedown, raining forearms across her chest. The crowd roared. Usagi whipped Tracy into the ropes and nailed her with a dropkick, sending her rolling out of the ring.

Tracy slapped the barricade in frustration, shouting at fans, “Don’t touch me!” before she got yanked back into the ring by her hair. Usagi lit her up with rapid-fire elbows, finishing with a roundhouse kick that echoed through the mall atrium. She charged again, hitting a flying knee to the corner, followed by a spinning neckbreaker. Tracy flopped to the mat, dazed, as Usagi climbed the ropes, signaling for her Moonsault — but Tracy rolled away at the last second, letting the champ crash onto her side. Tracy smelled blood. She slammed Usagi shoulder-first into the steel post, then whipped her across the ring into the opposite corner, following with a running boot choke. The referee counted, and Tracy broke just before five, smirking into the camera.

She grabbed a handful of Usagi’s hair and sneered before flinging her. 

She raked Usagi’s eyes, sending her staggering. The ref warned her, but Tracy didn’t care — she drove Usagi down with a Snap DDT, then a hair-pull backbreaker, bending her backward cruelly.

Usagi writhed, clutching her back. Tracy draped herself over her opponent and mockingly patted her cheek.

She locked in a Camel Clutch, wrenching back while taunting Boss M's. 

The crowd erupted with boos. Usagi screamed but refused to tap, digging her fingers into the canvas. The Sensations all ran out to cheer for Usagi. She clawed her way forward, the crowd clapping in rhythm — “U-SA-GI! U-SA-GI!” — and she barely grabbed the ropes.

Tracy held the clutch until the referee’s count of four, then slammed Usagi’s face into the mat and flipped her hair arrogantly. 

Usagi struggled to stand, but her eyes burned with determination. Tracy swung for a lariat — Usagi ducked! She spun Tracy around and hit a crescent kick right under the chin. Tracy collapsed, clutching her jaw.

Usagi followed with a standing moonsault, hooking the leg — ONE! TWO! — but Tracy kicked out.

Undeterred, Usagi hoisted Tracy up for a Fisherman’s Suplex — perfect bridge — ONE! TWO! — again, Tracy survived.

Usagi screamed in frustration, firing up the crowd. She pointed skyward, drawing strength.

She hooked Tracy’s arms for a Tiger Suplex, but Tracy stomped her foot, reversed, and drove a forearm into Usagi’s spine. She dragged Usagi to the apron and executed a side suplex onto the edge of the ring!

The referee started the count as both women lay sprawled on the floor. Tracy got up first, leaning against the barricade, smirking at the fans booing her.

That was the spark. Usagi roared back to life, firing off stiff forearms. Tracy tried to escape but got caught by the hair. Usagi unleashed kicks to the thigh, the chest, and finally a spinning heel kick that knocked Tracy’s gum out of her mouth.

Usagi hit a Hagen Suplex! Then another! She bridged on the third — ONE! TWO! — NO!

She climbed the turnbuckle again, trembling but determined. She leaped for the Moonsault — Tracy rolled through and countered into a rear waistlock!

Tracy lifted her — Hagen Suplex! Then a TikTak! She screamed at the crowd, the Sensations, and most of all, Boss M's. 

Tracy dragged Usagi up and signaled for her finishing blow. She lifted her high into the air — Crucifix Powerbomb!

She PLANTED her.

ONE! TWO! THREE!

The bell rang. The boos were deafening. Tracy had reclaimed the EBW Women's Championship!
Winner: Tracy via TikTak x Crucifix Powerbomb -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Champion! 

After the match, Lucca entered the ring to hand Tracy the EBW Championship while Tracy was kicking Usagi Tsukino out of the ring. Tracy grabbed the title and looked at it, and then over to Boss M's. She looked to the title again before suddenly attacking Lucca. She smashed the belt over her head and bloodied her. Suddenly, Boss M's was alive with anger and panic. She wheeled herself to the side of the ring and shouted at Tracy, telling her to stop. Tracy laughed as she bloodied Lucca further, attacking her and leaving her in a bloody heap. 

Larry Grim: Whoa! Tracy just attacked Lucca! She attacked Tali's closest confidant! 

Apple Kid: Damn it! Leave her alone! Get security out here! Be careful Tali! Be careful! 

Larry Grim: The new EBW Women's Champion got a reaction out of Boss M's, by attacking someone close to her. It's a dark day, with Tracy, an EBW OG now the EBW Women's Champion, and this creates a power couple with Tracy and Big Chugga, at least for now. Who knows what the future will hold at Demon Boogie 4. Goodnight everybody.

-

The show faded in from static to a flickering neon sign that read “The EBW Drive-In.” The camera panned past stacks of VHS tapes, a stuffed vampire bat, and a cooler full of Lone Star beer. Joe Bob Briggs sat in his familiar lawn chair in front of his silver trailer — the same one parked right outside Zombie U Arena tonight. Behind him, you could hear the faint echoes of the crowd and the heavy metal theme for Demon Boogie 4 rumbling through the distance.

Joe Bob Briggs: Well howdy there, all you drive-in mutants, wrestling weirdos, and horror hounds out there in television land! Joe Bob Briggs here, comin’ to you live from the parking lot of Zombie U — that’s right, Zombie U, Threed, home of this year’s EBW: Demon Boogie 4, where the action’s bloodier than a slasher flick. Well not ALL slasher flicks. I mean, if we see a fountain of blood tonight, not only is that person probably dead, but it's going to set off all the Zombies in the arena. Try not to decapitate too many of them. They're my target demo these days. Now, y’all know I’ve seen my fair share of mayhem — vampires, cannibals, radioactive hillbillies, mutant piranhas, and one unfortunate double feature involving a possessed washing machine — but lemme tell you somethin’...I ain’t never seen carnage like EBW puts on under a full moon during Halloween. We've had masked killers chasing us around, and possessions. Tonight we got tables, ladders, chairs, chains, and I’m pretty sure someone’s grandma’s coffin out there bein’ used as a foreign object. That’s what we call production value, folks.

He leaned back, cracking open a beer with a grin.

Joe Bob Briggs: You got Jammer droppin’ people on their heads like he’s dunking a ball, Darkness Aoi doin’ things that’d make a demon blush, and Sal Paradise and Takumi Inui settin’ up a main event so dramatic it oughta come with its own confessional booth. And if that ain’t enough for ya? We’ve got a Monster Mash Battle Royale, and I mean that literally. There’s a man in there named Blood Money Monk and another named Curry Man. That sounds like one of those flicks I'd watch on Monstervision, can't wait for the Kaiju-fu to take place.

He chuckled and pointed toward the camera.

Joe Bob Briggs: Now, some of y’all at home are probably thinkin’, “Joe Bob, what’s a classy horror host like you doin’ hostin’ a wrestling show?” Well, I’ll tell ya why: Because EBW ain’t just a wrestling company — it’s a drive-in movie come to life. You got monsters, heroes, villains, explosions, moral lessons, and blood. Plus, I've already done this several times before. Where the hell have YOU been?

A sudden crash was heard behind him. Joe Bob glanced over his shoulder as the camera panned slightly to show the EBW logo-lit trailer shaking from the bass inside the arena.

Joe Bob Briggs: That right there? That’s not a Dusty Dunes thunderstorm — that’s Rama Raju and Trevor Mach throwing down. That's right. They could not WAIT!  So I’m givin’ this event my official Joe Bob Briggs Five Star Rating.
That’s one star for violence, one star for chaos, one star for the blood, one star for the drama, and one star because I like the way they let me park my trailer for free.

He raised his can in a mock toast.

Joe Bob Briggs: So for all you mutants at home watchin’ ENN+ and ENT+, here’s what I want you to do: Lock the doors, grab some cold ones, and strap in — because the folks at EBW are about to prove why they’re the undisputed kings of carnage and charisma. This is Demon Boogie 4, baby! Stick around, mutants. You don’t wanna miss this one.




Tommy Dukes: Welcome ghouls and ghosts to Threed! We're in Zombie U for Halloween! It's a special night! It's one of the biggest nights of the year. It's Demon Boogie! I'm dressed as Magnum PT tonight! 

Nerma: No fair...that's what I'm dressed as. 

Apple Kid: Someone should have coordinated. 

Larry Grim: This is the one opportunity I have to wear a mustache. 

Tommy Dukes: Great, we all wore the same thing. Perfect. Gives a new meaning to mustache ride, eh honey?

Nerma: What do you mea- OH COME ON! 

Apple Kid: It's going to be a wild night, with the World Championship on the line, the EBW Championship on the line, AND the EBW Super Championship on the line. Takumi Inui is going for the big prize, just weeks after the grueling E1 Climax! He didn't take a break either. He competed and THEN threw down the challenge to Sal Paradise, who has been chomping at the bit to have real challenge, and he's got it, but we'll get to that later. Right now, this spooktacular is going to kick off with TUE action, isn't that right Ninten and Ana?

Ninten: ...I also dressed up as Magnum PT. 

Larry Grim: I guess we all miss him. 

Ana: I did not dress up. I'm far too distracted. I keep seeing something, a vision in my mind. Paula has seen it too. A bloody pair of hands, punching and scratching at ice. Someone is trying to break free...but from where? 

Nerma: ...Wow, you said it! So you have a TUE offer match for us? 

Ninten: Uh...that's right! The Big Driz returned at the Saturn Dome as you'll recall. That was huge, and he decided to join the fight AGAINST Team 200X. The Tidal Chief isn't reforming his Floodline just yet, as they have to take care of this threat together. Let's check it out, and get this party started!!!

EBW: Demon Boogie 4
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0. TUE - 8-Man Tag: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Lux Amore/Rains vs. Marco De Leon/Daimon Kuro/Shark #1/Shark #2
-The night kicked off with chaos and charisma as the TUE roster delivered a blistering eight-man opener. The Threed crowd roared and the zombies groaned when Ness made his entrance, the OG hero leading his eclectic team of style and spectacle. Arsene St. Marvelous strutted out next, cape flowing, followed by Lux Amore—the golden fighter—and the unrelenting powerhouse Rains, the returning hero that joined with up in the fight against Team 200X

The opposing team entered like a storm — Marco De Leon leading his dark unit of mercenaries, including Daimon Kuro, the cold technician, and the veteran Sharks, who circled the ring like predators.

The bell rang, and everything broke down instantly. Ness traded elbows and suplexes with Marco, while Arsene countered Kuro’s methodical grappling with flamboyant reversals and a top-rope crossbody that sent both men to the floor.

The finish came when Rains absolutely unleashed — hitting a  Big Driz, and then a second and third Big Driz, followed by a Spear for good measure, and got the emphatic pin as the crowd erupted.
Winners: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Lux Amore/Rains[o] via Big Driz x Big Driz x Big Driz x Spear to Shark #1 -> Pin

Ninten: And that's a win for The Big Driz! When it Rains, it pours! 

Ana: ...I feel cold, Ninten...something is coming. 

Larry Grim: ...Now that you mention it, my bones are chilly too. 

Tommy Dukes: Well that was quite the showing from TUE, but now it's time for our Monster Mash Battle Royale! Now you heard the theme song for the event tonight already, Party Time by Kelly Steel, but now, live and in person, Kelly Steel will sing a big hit, Creatures of the Night off her newest album as the Monster Mash gets underway! HIT IT KELLY!




1. Monster Mash Battle Royale: Blood Money Monk vs. Java Coffington vs. Flying Man vs. Troy vs. Cade Yaggis vs. Snakebite vs. Curry Man vs. Luca Blight vs. Seiya Kou vs. Bashin Dan vs. Curry Man vs. Benjamin vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Mr. Scary 
-The arena lights flickered green and purple as all hell broke loose in the Monster Mash Battle Royale. From the first bell, it was an all-out collision of personalities and chaos.

Curry Man danced his way into Troy’s back elbow. Flying Man dove from the top turnbuckle onto a crowd of opponents. Luca Blight and Bashin Dan traded brutal knife-edge chops, each blow echoing like thunder.

Snakebite teamed with Troy briefly to eliminate Java Coffington after a double spike DDT, while Dragon Shiryu tossed Benjamin with a dragon throw right over the ropes.

Seiya Kou stunned the crowd by eliminating Mr. Scary with a superkick, but turned right into Luca Blight’s Power Bomb from Hell.

The final three were Luca Blight, Troy, and Bashin Dan. Luca roared, slamming both men’s heads together, but Dan ducked a clothesline and hit a dropkick to Troy, sending him tumbling out.

Luca tried for a second Power Bomb, but Dan countered with a hurricanrana over the ropes — sending Luca crashing to the floor! A shocking victory for the Dangerous Player! 
Winner: Bashin Dan by last eliminating Luca Blight!

Apple Kid: Oh snap! Bashin Dan with the win! He eliminated Luca Blight! The maniac is having to be held back by the red shirts! He's already decimated the Black Shirts. They might as well of not even been there. They didn't slow him down even a little bit! 

Larry Grim: Our Dangerous Player might not be in a title picture tonight, but you can never discount the leader of the Dan Club. 

Tommy Dukes: A great match to be sure, but we're kicking off the Havok side of things in a BIG way. The World Championship is on the line, as Subculture defends against Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal himself, Zyro Kurogane. The mouthy beyblader wants to reach the top again, and bring the gold to Samurai Ifrit, but the Green Bomber has been enjoying his return to the top of the card, and with a pregnant wife at home, he's probably enjoying the champion pay too. It's not going to be an easy night for either of the Renegade Pillars, so let's pipe down and TAKE IT TO THE RING!

2. Havok - World Championship: Subculture(c) vs. Zyro Kurogane 
-This one was technical brutality. The World Champion Subculture faced the burning determination of Zyro Kurogane under eerie red lighting, the ring surrounded by fog.

Subculture’s mind games began early — circling Zyro, peppering him with shots, to set him up for the big bombs. Zyro answered with action — a snap dragon suplex, followed by a spear through the ropes that sent both men crashing into the announce table.

They fought everywhere — on the ramp, against the barricades, even into the production area. Subculture used his cunning, slamming Zyro’s arm into the ringpost repeatedly before hitting a swinging neckbreaker onto the floor.

But Zyro would not die. He countered a second rope DDT with a rising knee strike, followed by his signature Let it Rip pull in lariat. That's when Boomtown tried to run down to the ring to get invovled, but Zyro-K knocked him off the ring apron, and then instinctively ducked as Subculture tried to hit the KO Punch to the back of the head, and followed it up with another Let it Rip!

The crowd counted along as Zyro hooked the arms — Straight Jacket Hagen! 1! 2! 3! The audience exploded in shock as Zyro Kurogane collapsed to his knees, clutching the title through tears.
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip x Straight Jacket Hagen -> Pin -> NEW World Champion! 

Tommy Dukes: WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Nerma: Zyro Kurogane was able to fight off Boomtown AND duck the KO Punch to score the victory! Incredible! Zyro-K is helping up Subculture and the Green Bomber is raising his hand in a show of respect. Boomtown is rolling into the ring, and they're both attacking him! 

Tommy Dukes: A classy effort from Subbie, who will defintiely get another shot, but we don't know if it'll be against Zyro Kurogane, who might have Super Championship ambitions!

Larry Grim: Next up, it's Xcite's Eagleland Championship is on the line, as Mamoru Chiba takes on the Star Spangled Prince in a rematch for the symbol of our great country!

3. Xcite - EBW Eagleland Championship: Mamoru Chiba(c) vs. Tack Angel 
-The Halloween themed lighting turned red, white, and blue for the next match, as Tack Angel came in, dressed in his patriotic finest. The fans chanted “TACK! TACK!” as he stared down the confident Chiba, who dressed in a tuxedo, while wearing a mask...ya know...as a costume for Halloween. 

The opening exchanges were crisp — chain grappling, wristlocks, and clean reversals. Tack’s beefy arsenal kept Chiba off-balance, landing a rising knee strike followed by a spinning back kick. KICK! KICK! KICK! 

Chiba slowed the match down, targeting Tack’s leg with sharp submissions. He locked in a heel hook that had Tack screaming but refusing to tap.

The momentum shifted when Tack hit an Eagleland Driver that send Chiba to the outside — only for Chiba to grab a steel chair and smash it into Tack’s ribs once he came out to get him. The referee immediately called for the bell, awarding Tack the win by DQ, but Chiba continued the assault, until Trevor Mach ran down to chase him off and help his Mega Dudes partner. 
Winner: Tack Angel via DQ -> No Title Change! 

Larry Grim: Damn that villain Mamoru Chiba! Must he be such a jackass!? It's good that Trevor was there to-

Tommy Dukes: WAIT LOOK! HERE COMES RAMA RAJU! The two were fighting outside earlier, and it looks like the fight is continuing! He's blindsided him! 

Nerma: He's rolling him into the ring for their match, a No Rules encounter!

4. Havok - No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Rama Raju 
-Pure violence. No respect. No boundaries. From the moment Raju came out to take advantage, both men charged like animals. Trevor recovered from the blindsiding outside of the ring with a spinebuster through a table within two minutes, followed by a running knee and tossing Raju into a trash can.

Raju recovered, smashing Trevor with a steel chain, wrapping it around his fist, and decking him across the jaw. Blood spattered onto the mat as Raju grinned.

They brawled into the crowd — Raju suplexing Trevor onto the bleachers, then diving off them with a flying elbow through another table. Doctor Z, Threed's resident Zombie expert had to keep them away from the blood splatter. 

Back in the ring, Trevor caught him with a DDT onto a chair, then went for the Kimura Lock, but Raju raked his eyes and hit a low blow. With Trevor staggered, Raju hit the Burning Arrow straight through a pile of chairs for the pin.

After the bell, Raju stood tall, bloodied and laughing.
Winner: Rama Raju via Burning Arrow -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Rama Raju with the win! Wow, he had no issues blindsiding the Wild Wolf on this one, and now he's looking over at Trevor's VBW Championship AND the Super Tag Team Championship. Does he intend to take everything from the native Eaglelander? 

Larry Grim: Well those titles aren't on the line right now, BUT the EBW Championship IS on the line next, as Big Chugga Chungus defends against both Jammer AND Colby Roads! It's going to be a wild one here, so buckle up and give Chungus an extra couple of minutes to make it to the ring! 

5. Xcite - EBW Championship: Big Chugga Chungus(c) vs. Jammer vs. Colby Roads
-A high-energy triple threat that screamed Xcitement! Chugga somehow dominated early, bulldozing both challengers with his girth, and picking them up for power slams. Colby relied on speed, countering with springboard cutters and superkicks, while Jammer stayed methodical — biding his time. Colby was more irritated by Chungus than Jammer, and his focus cost him.

Midway through, Chugga stacked both opponents in the corner and crushed them with a Chugga Avalanche, but Jammer fired up, flexing and screaming at his former friend, and forcing him to back away. Tracy came out to cheer on Jammer, and everyone knew right away what this meant. She did in fact get involved and clawed at Jammer's eyes until Cheerleader Jenny came out to chase off the EBW Women's Champion. 

Colby attempted a Colby Clutch, but Jammer powered out and hit a slam on Colby — only for Chugga to grab him from behind for a Chugganoku Driver!

Jammer couldn't kick out of the pin attempt, but he was able to reach for the ropes and pulled himself out from under Chungus. Jammer gagged, but regained focus and tossed Colby into Chungus, who hit the Black Hole Slam on him, but briefly forgot he and Jammer were not working together, as Jammer hit a Sling Blade onto him before going up top to hit the Slam Jam. The ring shook as Jammer got the three count! NEW EBW Champion! 
Winner: Jammer via Slam Jam to Chungus -> Pin -> NEW EBW Champion! 

Apple Kid: HE DID IT! Jammer is the NEW EBW Champion! Here comes Bashin Dan, Benjamin, Cheerleader Jenny, and Lainey Strong! It's a big celebration, as Jammer has FINALLY recaptured the title and freed it from the greasy clutches of Big Chugga! 

Larry Grim: I've never see a man that big cry that much. He's crawling towards Tracy, who is pretending she doesn't see him. 

Apple Kid: Jammer has long been chasing this moment, when he could say he properly earned the EBW Championship alongside his Dan Club partners in Bashin Dan and Benjamin. This trio has been unbreakable, and the one weak link has just lost it all. 

Larry Grim: Colby isn't too happy about it either. He's immediately demanding a rematch, and he's blaming Chungus for everything. This is going to be an interesting time for The Dark Story. 

Nerma: Bring that camera over here! It's been a spooky night, but it's also been a bloody night, and the blood is going to flow once more, as the Lady Renegades battle it out. This is pure rivalry here, as Val Dorado, fresh off her run as Interim Women's World Champion has decided to stand against the Black Diamond Syndicate and honor her family name. She and Aoi are going to have a riot here, and I can't wait to see it. 

Tommy Dukes: Then let's take it to the ring!

6. Havok - Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Val Dorado vs. Darkness Aoi
-This one was ruthless. Darkness Aoi came to fight, but Val Dorado refused to play victim. The bell hadn’t even finished ringing before Dorado smashed a kendo stick across Aoi’s shoulder.

Aoi laughed — then headbutted Val and hit a release Hagen suplex onto a trash can. Both women fought with pure hate — chairs, tables, a chain-wrapped fistfight in the middle of the ring.

Val set up a ladder in the corner, but Aoi cut her off and powerbombed her through it! She then picked up the limp Dorado and planted her with the Darkness Bomb, folding her in half for the pin.

Aoi stood over her with blood running down her forehead, smiling coldly.
Winners: Darkness Aoi via Darkness Bomb -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: I'd say a clean victory for Aoi, but it was anything but. It's very bloody in there! 

Larry Grim: Clean it up quickly, because up next, the war between the Sensations and The Dark Story continues in 8-Woman Tag Team action!

Backstage

Luca Blight was angrily trashing the backstage area, screaming for blood and looking for Bashin Dan, when he was suddenly stopped by a man off screen. 

?: Calm down, Master Blight, this is unbecoming of a Warlord. 

Luca Blight: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT! 

?: Not something I would recommend, especially, when we're here to help you.

Luca Blight: We? Who the hell is we? 

?: An organization with our eyes on the future, and we see you as an instrument. Just call us, Axis Nova.

7. Xcite - 8-Woman Tag: Makoto Angel/Minako Aino/Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou vs. Queen Beryl/Erica/Taiki Kou/Yaten Kou
-A fast-paced and emotionally charged match that highlighted the simmering feud between the Sailor Sensation contingent and the Dark Story alliance of Queen Beryl.

Makoto started strong, hitting power slams on Taiki and Yaten, flexing and showing off that showmanship she'd picked up from her beefy husband, while Minako used dazzling speed — a rolling elbow + crossbody combo. Haruka and Michiru’s chemistry was unmatched, pulling off synchronized suplex + frog splash sequences.

But Beryl’s team isolated Makoto, beating her down with brutal efficiency. Erica hit a DDT on the apron, and Taiki’s aerial assault broke the momentum.

The end came when Makoto tried to rally — but Erica cut her off mid-charge and hit an Air Raid Crash for the three count, standing over the fallen Makoto with her boot on her chest.
Winners: Queen Beryl/Erica[o]/Taiki Kou/Yaten Kou via Air Raid Crash on Makoto Angel -> Pin 

Larry Grim: That Dark Story pick up the victory. They're happy that Usagi lost the title, and now they're targeting Makoto it looks like. Erica, always happy to smash through her opponents as she makes out with Mamoru Chiba.

Apple Kid: Poor Minako! She was dressed up in a costume as Sailor V and no one noticed! 

Larry Grim: She just IS Sailor V. 

Apple Kid: WHAT?! 

Tommy Dukes: Renegades and Xciters alike, the next match is a dream match. It's a highly anticipated match. It's what we've all been waiting for. The EBW Super Championship is on the line. This is the big one. Get ready, because history might just be made on Halloween night! It's the Demon Boogie Main Event!

8. EBW Super Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Takumi Inui
-SUPER Main event time! The lights dimmed over Zombie U Arena as the opening strains of Takumi’s theme hit — that familiar riff that sent the Threed crowd into a frenzy. The atmosphere was electric — half the crowd chanting “TA-KU-MI! TA-KU-MI!”, the other half defiantly loyal citizens of "Paradise City". 

The air felt alive. This was the clash of eras.

Takumi stood in the ring, wearing his custom jacket patterned like armor — black leather streaked with red highlights of glowing photon blood — and the crowd camera zoomed on his face. His jaw was tight, eyes steady. He knew this wasn’t just a match. It was validation.

Then the lights shifted white and red, as rose petals rained from the sky. Sal Paradise entered in his pristine white jacket and shades, the EBW Super Championship glimmering around his waist. He oozed confidence — the kind that can only come from years on top.

He didn’t rush. He never did. The crowd chanted his name as he smirked toward Takumi. He entered the ring and got up close to Takumi. 

Sal Paradise: You sure you want this smoke, Takumi?

Takumi said nothing. He just stepped forward.

The bell rang. The two circled slowly, the crowd’s roar building like static electricity. They locked up — a test of strength that ended with Sal pushing Takumi into the corner and patting him on the cheek before backing off smugly.

Takumi fired back with a leg kick, then another, faster, snapping against Sal’s thigh. The champ grimaced. Takumi smirked. The mind games had turned.

Sal returned the favor — chopping Takumi so hard the sound echoed through the building.
Takumi hit back — forearm after forearm, forcing the veteran backward.

Sal countered with a hip toss, transitioning to a rear chinlock. He slowed the pace, leaning on his experience.

Takumi escaped, ducked under, and hit the ropes — flying forearm smash! Then another! The crowd came alive!

Sal rolled out of the ring, laughing and getting fired up, excited for the challenge. Takumi was quick to follow him to the outside

Sal’s veteran cunning began to show. Sal grabbed Takumi by the shoulder and whipped him into the steel steps. Takumi crumpled, clutching his shoulder.

Sal smiled, rolling him back into the ring, targeting that arm with surgical precision. Arm wringer, stomp, elbow to the joint — he was methodical, cold, unrelenting.

He hoisted Takumi up — Brainbuster attempt! — but Takumi escaped and countered with a headbutt to the nose! Both men staggered.

Sal’s nose bled slightly. The crowd noticed. Sal wiped it, smirked, and said, “Good shot.” Then he slapped Takumi across the face — hard.

Takumi’s eyes went wide. Then he snapped.

Takumi exploded with offense — elbows, mid-kicks, spinning backfist, before hitting a standing dropkick that sent Sal crashing into the ropes.

Takumi followed with a running knee to the jaw, then a Hagen Suplex into bridge! ONE! TWO! — Sal kicked out.

Takumi climbed the ropes — Rider Kick pose! He leapt — but Sal countered with a superkick midair! Both men went down, the crowd gasping!

Sal crawled to the ropes, blood running down his face now. He yelled before lifting Takumi for the Control Neko Breaker — and nailed it!

ONE! TWO! — Takumi kicked out!

The arena went nuclear.

Sal was done playing. He dragged Takumi to the outside and tore the cover off the announce table. 

He set Takumi up for a second Control Neko Breaker — onto the table!

But Takumi reversed it — back body drop! Sal went crashing through the table himself! The arena erupted.

Both men lay in the debris as the fans chanted for them to keep fighting, but not forever, because some people have to get home. 

Takumi crawled up first, clutching his shoulder, dragging Sal by the hair back to the ring. He rolled him inside, climbed the top rope again — Missile Dropkick!

Sal staggered to his knees. Takumi hit the ropes and unleashed a Faiz Rush combo — kick, kick, knee, spinning roundhouse — dropping the champion!

Takumi flicked his arm to the side and called for the finish.

He went at Sal with the Deep Impact. The crowd rose as one.

Sal ducked under! Roll-up! ONE! TWO! — No!

Both men stood — double clothesline! They collapsed, motionless in the center of the ring as the referee began to count.

1-2-3-4-5-6-

Both slowly rose, punching each other on instinct alone. Every strike drew louder chants.

Sal threw a final forearm — Takumi ate it and screamed in defiance, hitting a crushing mid-kick that made Sal’s legs wobble.

He stepped back...the crowd on their feet...

Takumi charged. CRIMSON SMASH!

The impact echoed. Sal fell like a statue.

Takumi dropped onto him, barely conscious, hooking the leg.

1-2-3!!!

The bell rang. The crowd detonated. Fireworks erupted across the rafters of Zombie U. Confetti rained from the ceiling in waves of red and white.
Winner: Takumi Inui via Crimson Smash -> Pin -> NEW EBW Super Champion! 

Tommy Dukes: HE DID IT! HE ACTUALLY DID IT! 

Nerma: Holy moly! 

Apple Kid: Takumi is the new EBW Super Champion!?

Larry Grim: The first Super Championship title change, here at Demon Boogie 4! Takumi Inui has claimed the EBW Super Championship! Incredible! Sal is climbing to his feet, shocked at what just happened. 

Tommy Dukes: Sal wasn't ready for this, but the E1 Climax winner just captured the top prize from him. He's pacing back and forth, but I think he must be thinking of Boomtown, and how he told him not to give in in moments like this. He's smiling and extending his hand. That's what a true professional does. Everyone is giving him his proper due here. 

Nerma: Takumi is too, raising his hand and clapping for him as well, as Sal hands him the championshi-

Ana: They broke through! 

Nerma: Hmm?

Ninten: Sorry guys, she ran back out. 

Ana: HE'S ESCAPED! HE'S HERE! 

Tommy Dukes: Who is here?

Suddenly, a man with fiery red hair and a creepy mask stood at the stage entrance, no music, no pyro, as if he wasn't meant to be there, not expected in the slightest. A cold chill ran up Sal's spine as he looked on. 



Tommy Dukes: Who is that?!

Ana: It's him! 

Ninten: Him who, honey?

Larry Grim: Sal seems to know. He's in shock! 

Apple Kid: Who are we seeing here!?

The man ran inside of the now empty ring, and looked around the crowd, before ripping off the mask to reveal...



Tommy Dukes: HOLY SHIT! IT'S JAMIE OD! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!!!