Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is here, and WOW, what a chain of amazing events we were just witness to! We spent all of September and part of October with the amazing E1 Climax, and then we move to a battle with Dracula, and Demon Boogie! It was an onslaught of content! I'm EXHAUSTED...but...you can't keep a good tool down, and I'm here thanks to the delicious power of the Caffine King, Cafe Noir brand coffee, a subsidiary of Geist Corporation! Well, let's not waste any time, shall we? We have a lot to talk about, including an ALL day tournament hosted by Rishin Fliger! Yeah, you thought you were worn out before!? We're throwing it all against the wall, networks needs CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT, BABY! We have a NEW EBW Champion and he will be in action on Xcite, PLUS...you may have heard...NEW EBW SUPER CHAMPION! Takumi Inui will ALSO be in attendance, possibly to see if Jammer wants to try and cut his reign short? We'll also find new #1 Contenders in the Women's Division. In the main event the NEW EBW Champion will team with Bashin Dan and Benjamin to battle The Dark Story. Do you see whomst've is missing? Luca Blight and the new EBW Tag Team Champions. That concerns me....a LOT!

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

1. Super CXJ Cup Preview: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Jaden Yuki vs. Rey Dorado
2. EBW Women's Tag #1 Contender: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou vs. Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno
3. Women's Singles: Makoto Angel vs. Erica 
4. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Cheerleader Jenny vs. Astrid Rúnsdóttir 
5. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Colby Roads/Blood Money Munk/Mamoru Chiba 

Ted Pettentool: On the Havok side of things, they're going home for a barnburner! No actual barns will burn, at least I think they won't. Firebrand X IS on the card, but so is the firefighter Carter Grayson. It opens with a match that could main event any show in the country! Rama Raju beat Trevor Mach at Demon Boogie, but now he's coming for the VBW Championship. VBW has sanctioned the match, and it's a GO! Trevor Mach and Rama Raju will OPEN the show! Little Mac isn't screwing around! We'll get Bushido action, Lady Renegades action, and in the main event the EBW Super Champion, the World Champion, and World Tag Team Champions known as Samurai Ifrit will be in action against The Boom Crew! Plus, I'm sure you all know by now that SOMEHOW...Jamie OD was returned. We all thought he was dead, like literally. He's not a zombie or a ghost. Flesh and blood stood in that ring. He was there to shock us all, but he also seemed like he was there for Sal Paradise. Will we hear from Jamie OD or the former Super Champion in the Renegade Arena? You'll have to tune in and find out!

EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. VBW Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Rama Raju 
2. EBW Television Championship #1 Contender: Cade Yaggis vs. Carter Grayson 
3. Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch vs. Firebrand X 
4. Lady Renegades Tag: Christy Angel/Alison Chains vs. Wendy Mustang/Diamond Rosa 
5. 6-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu vs. Boomtown/Hotlanta/Generator

Ted Pettentool: And finally, THE LEGENDARY Rishin Fliger is hosting the Super CXJ Cup at the Performance Center this week. That's right, TUE gets a week off, because no one says no to Rishin Fliger. Even the reigning CXJ Champion wants a piece of the action. Tune in and support the excitement that comes with the fast and high flying CXJ Division!

Rishin Fliger Presents: Super CXJ Cup 2025
EBW Performance Center, Onett
EBS

1. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Maseo Kurenai vs. Jaden Yuki 
2. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Curry Man vs. Flying Man 
3. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon
4. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Jerk Taco Man vs. Johnny Starbound
5. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Matt vs. Tai 
6. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Capybara-san vs. Yami Yugi
7. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Seto Kaiba vs. Rey Dorado
8. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
9. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
10. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
11. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
12. Super CXJ Cup Semi-Finals: TBD vs. TBD 
13. Super CXJ Cup Semi-Finals: TBD vs. TBD 
14. Super CXJ Cup Finals: TBD vs. TBD

Outside of Iwata Memorial Arena

A motorcycle pulled up, as the crowd gathered to welcome the NEW EBW Super Champion, Takumi Inui. At the exact same time, the bus for the Dan Club pulled up, with NEW EBW Champion Jammer. Jammer walked out and bumped right into Takumi. 

Jammer: Oh! Sorry about that. After you..."champ". 

Takumi Inui: ...No...after you. I insist. 

Jammer: Heh. Fine by me.

Bashin Dan: Oh, I'm loving this. A hot blooded feud about to spark up. 

Benjamin: Yeah, I bet you are. 

Cheerleader Jenny: Slam Jam would smash the smasher! 

Officer Jenny Strong: Certainly a match I'd like to see.

Following those two, a tiny, fuel efficient, yet moderately priced Sudan puttered up to the building, as Big Chugga Chungus seemed to roll out on his own, tears streaming down his face. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Wait! Guys! Wait! Come back! I'm sorry! 

Jammer: Huh?

Big Chugga Chungus: It was just a joke! I actually REALLY love you guys! It was just, I was tempted by a woman! 

Jammer: Was it a joke or were you tempted? 

Big Chugga Chungus: It was both! We're cool...right? High five? High five? 

Jammer: You have got to be kidding me. I-

Takumi Inui: ...

Jammer: Oh, you're still here. 

Takumi Inui: I believe I said...after you. 

Jammer: Yikes, this guys takes that seriously. Alright, let's roll Dan Club! 

Big Chugga Chungus: Yeah! Dan Club! Let's go! Wait up! Guys! Waaaait!




Larry Grim: Welcome to the Iwata Memorial Area for EBW: Xcite! What a wild season we just went through, with everything going on, but the hype train never ends for EBW, and we're hurtling to the next big event, called Hunter's Moon! Excited? You should be! We have so much to cover tonight! We have a NEW EBW Champion! We have a NEW EBW SUPER Champion! Jammer and Takumi Inui are BOTH in the house, and while OUR champion will be in action in the main event, THE champion will be joining us-

Apple Kid: Hello Xciters, I'm excited to introduce the NEW EBW Super Champion, Takumi Inui! It's great to see you in the land of Xcitment! 

Takumi Inui: Thanks. It's a pleasure to be here. Weird to be by myself. I used to be perfectly fine with that, but I'm grown used to traveling with Dragon Shiryu...he doesn't talk much. Zyro Kurogane....he talks a lot. He's also the new World Champion, and he may be coming for this title, but right now, I'm not here to talk about Havok business. I'm here to talk Xcite business. It's ALL my business now, apparently. 

Apple Kid: What are your plans as Super Champion?

Takumi Inui: Take on all challenges. If the champ wants to take me on, I'm more than will-

Suddenly, Jammer's theme hit, as he came out by himself, the NEW EBW Champion, dragging the belt behind him. 

Jammer: Hold the applause. I appreciate it. No need to chant "You deserve it" either. It took me a looooong time to recapture the EBW Championship, and to do it the right way. It was what I REALLY deserved for the way I won it last time. That's the price we pay. However, I will admit I was looking forward to the reception, until it occured to me that the new SUPER champ...was going to be here too. You can be the Super Champion, Takumi. You go ahead and hold onto that title. You deserve that too. I'm not saying I'm not ambitious. I've got plenty of ambition. I've got ambitious plans ahead of me...but I am the EBW Champion! THIS is MY title. I freed this from that idiot Chungus, and I did it for myself, and for these people. These Xciters. MY brand! This is Jammer's house...you're just guest. 

Takumi Inui: You're the man on Xcite, is that right? 

Jammer: That's right. 

Takumi Inui: I see. This belt says I'm the man in EBW. I know a lot about belts. Who am I to argue?

Jammer: Heh. You want me to take the shot? Don't tempt me. I could at any time. 

Takumi Inui: Take your shot. 

Colby Roads: Hold it! Hold it right there! it's not happening! You're NOT going to see that match! You guys want to talk about taking your shot? I'm taking MY shot! I'm owed a one on one match with you, Jammer. That fat bastard stole the title from me before, and he kept me from winning it again! He's done! We're done with him! I don't need him, just like I don't need Preacher Ra or The Auditor to my bidding for me! I'll do it myself, like I always have, coasting off my name and the ability to put on consistent 3-Star matches, with the exception of that 5-Star match I had that one time with my brother, that for some reaon I've been unable to replicate, meaning it was probably only that good because of him....perhaps I've said too much! 

Jammer: Colby, you want to hold the gold? Not happening. I just won this baby back after SO LONG! I've got a lot of surprises in store. I'm just warming up. If you want to get embarrassed though...happy to hand you the big L. You're first in line. Takumi...you're down the road. See you then...."Super" champ. 

Takumi Inui: Heh.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

1. Super CXJ Cup Preview: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Jaden Yuki vs. Rey Dorado
-The Xcite crowd came alive the second the bell rang, and this one started at warp speed. Jonas Silvermoon and Rey Dorado dazzled early with synchronized aerials, while Jaden Yuki did some jaw jacking. Java Coffington, ever the eccentric barista brawler, hung back early — playing smart.

Yuki hit the first big pop of the night with a rolling cutter to Rey Dorado, but before he could cover, Silvermoon springboarded in with a double knee moonsault that knocked everyone down. 

Coffington found his moment mid-chaos, catching Silvermoon mid-springboard with a Caffeine Kick (spinning heel kick) that turned the tide. He dragged Yuki up, and hit the Caffeine Crash for the decisive three-count.

After the bell, Coffington saluted the crowd with his trademark thermos, promising the world he’d “brew victory” in the upcoming Super CXJ Cup.
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash on Jaden Yuki -> Pin

Larry Grim: A big win for the Caffeine King, as he beat the loud mouth Jaden Yuki. Yuki learned a lot of showboating from the Weekend Wrecking Crew, but he needs to keep that focus. 

Apple Kid: Rishing Fliger looks pleased, and he's going to make sure that we have a heck of a show this weekend for the Super CXJ Cup. It's a huge tournament that is part of this year's CXJ revival that has been so successful, with new talent like Yami Yugi, Java Coffington, Maseo Kurenai, Jerk Taco Man, and Jonas Silvermoon, really catching on. 

Larry Grim: The CXJ Division was where Trevor Mach got his start. That was before he realized he could eat a lot of pizza to put on the weight to be a heavyweight. It's not just supposed to be a launching pad to different divisions though. The CXJ Division is meant to showcase the best wrestlers of a certain style, a certain genre. It's meant to be a highlight. Something you try to take part in, and succeed at, not something to escape from. Rishin Fliger wants to see to it that the CXJ Division defines Xcite, as much as Bushido defines Havok. Up next though, is something that truly defines Xcite, our ongoing battle between the Sensations and the Dark Story!

2. EBW Women's Tag #1 Contender: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou vs. Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno
-It was a Sailor Civil War as the ring filled with both grace and tension, and yet no boats or nautical nonsense to be found....cause they're Sailors you see. Rei and Ami’s teamwork was crisp, keeping Michiru grounded with technical precision, but once Haruka Tenoh tagged in, the tone changed completely.

Haruka blitzed the opposition with machine-gun elbows, hitting Ami with a Falcon Driver that nearly ended it early. Michiru tagged in seamlessly, locking in Aqua Harmony (flowing armbar) before Rei broke it up.

The crowd roared as all four collided mid-ring a flurry of kicks, counters, and pure passion. The finish came when Haruka ducked a spinning kick from Rei, whipped her into the ropes, and tagged Michiru mid-motion. Michiru caught Rei off-balance and hit her signature Deep Submerge (rolling surfboard slam) for the three-count.
Winners: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou[o] via Deep Submerge on Rei Hino -> Pin 

Larry Grim: The Outer Senshi with the big win, and you have to wonder if Rei and Ami are second guessing their betrayal of their friends. 

Apple Kid: I never imagined those two would do this. Minako has been broken up about it...when she's not filming Season 43 of Minako in Euroland. 

Larry Grim: How does it have so many seasons? 

Apple Kid: It's streaming so it's like...three episode per season. 

Larry Grim: That's still a LOT of episodes! 

Apple Kid: It's really good! You should watch it! 

Larry Grim: How I watch anything without eyeballs is a mystery...but it's on my backlog. 

Apple Kid: Well make it your....front...log? 

Larry Grim: Sure. Before that though, the war continues, as Makoto Angel is up next, and she's got a bone to pick with Erica!

3. Women's Singles: Makoto Angel vs. Erica 
-This was a fight, not a match. Makoto came in with a chip on her shoulder after recent chaos involving Tracy’s title reign, and Erica’s smug demeanor only made things worse.

From the opening bell, Makoto launched into heavy strikes — lariats, shoulder tackles, and a spinning back elbow that knocked Erica loopy. Erica rolled out to regroup but got caught by Makoto, who slammed her into the barricade.

Erica tried to fight back with crafty submissions, targeting Makoto’s knee, but it wasn’t enough. Makoto powered through, caught Erica mid-swing, and hoisted her into the air for a Torture Rack that she refused to release. The referee pleaded with her finally calling for the bell as Erica screamed in pain.
Winner: Makoto Angel via Torture Rack -> Referee Stoppage

Larry Grim: Whoa! 

Apple Kid: Whoa! 

Larry and Apple: WHOA!!!

Larry Grim: I have NEVER seen anyone put the boots to Erica like that before! 

Apple Kid: She is MAD! She's trying to get back into the ring, but Dark Starlights are fighting to hold her back while the beefy Makoto flexes the big guns. 

Larry Grim: The training has certainly paid off! That's insane! I-

Apple Kid: Incredible stuff! Hey, it's- Larry? You alright? Larry?

Larry Grim: He's here. 

Apple Kid: Who's here?

Boss M's Office

Jamie OD crept down the hallway. Everyone moved out of his way, as he covered his face with a devilish mask and a top hat. His eyes didn't look the same as they used to. He let himself into Boss M's office to find she wasn't alone.

Jamie OD: Oh, it's you. 

Sal Paradise: Surprised?

Jamie OD: Not really. Even though...you're not supposed to be here. 

Sal Paradise: Had to make an exception. They'll fine me. I don't care. 

Boss M's: I'll square it with Mac. After what you just told me, I understand the urgency. 

Jamie OD: Oh? You gave her a glowing recommendation to hire me? You want me kept at a distance? 

Sal Paradise: No. The opposite. 

Boss M's: You're not welcome here, Jamie. I'm a sick bitch, but even I have standards. 

Jamie OD: Hahaha! You're scared? Of me? 

Boss M's: ...I'm disgusted. Beyond disgusted. 

Jamie OD: No opportunity to defend myself? 

Boss M's: ...Deny it. 

Jamie OD: ...Can't...hahaha! 

Boss M's: Get out of my office. Now. 

Jamie OD: Guess I'm Havok bound! 

Sal Paradise: Right where I can keep an eye on you. 

Jamie OD: You'll regret that. You have no idea what you're doing. What's coming your way. It was cold Sal...it was so cold. Nothing burns like the cold. Look at my hands.

He held up his wrapped hands, still caked in old blood. His fingernails were ravaged.

Jamie OD: It took me a long time to remember...but now...how could I ever forget? 

Sal Paradise: ..... 

Jamie calmly walked out of the room. He was stopped by The Auditor and Preacher Ra.

The Auditor: You. My favorite client. 

Jamie OD: ...Going to Havok. Wanna come? 

The Auditor: Absolutely. This place...holds no more secret for us, but the sweet sweet suffering you will bring down upon Havok? That must be recorded in blood. 

Preacher Ra: I can dig it. 

The Auditor: Actually, this new direction requires sacrifice. 

Preacher Ra: What? 

Jamie OD: Allow me to perform a kindness. 

The Auditor: A kindness? 

Jamie OD: ...It's what I can manage.

Jamie OD viciously attacked Preacher Ra, instantly busting him open. Ra tried to get away, but Jamie OD grabbed him by the foot and dragged him into the darkness, where the sounds of screaming could be heard. 



4. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Cheerleader Jenny vs. Astrid Rúnsdóttir 
-This was meant to crown a new contender, but Tracy had other plans.

Jenny started hot — a tornado of energy and athleticism. Astrid, stoic and unflinching, countered with ground control, hitting a spinebuster that rattled the ring. The two women traded near-falls as the crowd began to split chants between them.

Just as Astrid hoisted Jenny up for her Ragnarok Driver finisher — Tracy’s music hit.

The champion stormed the ring, clutching her Women’s Championship, and smashed Astrid in the back of the head with it. Jenny tried to intervene, only to get TikTak’d for her troubles.
Winner: No Contest 

Tracy gloated about her actions, until a bruised yet recovering Lucca stepped onto the stage. 

Lucca: Tracy, the boss is not impressed with your antics. She's not intimidated by you, and she's not going to allow you to get away with this. Sir, came up with a fantastic solution to the problem. A simple strategy, but an effective one. Since you wouldn't let Cheerleader Jenny and Astrid battle for a #1 Contender they're BOTH the #1 Contender. You'll be facing Jenny and Astrid next week on Xcite!

Tracy: ...

A single overhead light buzzed, reflecting off the polished championship belts lined on the wall. In the center sat Tack Angel, his usual larger-than-life grin replaced by a slouch and a sigh. His jacket was half-zipped, his trademark red, white, and blue shades pushed up on his head.

Tack Angel: Man...the Eagleland energy’s just not there today. It’s like I left my power bar plugged into the wrong socket.

He stared at his hands in dispair. The locker-room door creaked open, steam spilling out as Makoto Angel stepped into view, toweling her hair after a shower.

Makoto Angel: Tack? Are you alright?

Tack groaned, leaning his head back against the wall.

Tack Angel: I dunno, Mako. Maybe the younger guys are passing me by. Maybe Eagleland’s moved on.

Makoto Angel: Moved on? Please. You’re the heart of this place. By the way, have you seen my chest? 

Tack Angel: ...Are you joking? 

Makoto Angel: No seriously! It's gotten bigger! I swear, the Eagleland cooking’s working some magic.

Tack blinked, caught mid-gloom.

Tack Angel: Bigger? Yeah?

Makoto rolled her eyes and laughed, walking past him toward her bag. As she did, her foot hit a puddle of water from the still-running shower. In an instant—

SLIP!

She yelped and fell forward. Tack’s eyes widened as he scrambled to catch her—

CRASH!

They landed in a heap, Makoto sprawled across him, towels and steam everywhere. Both froze for a second. Then came the inevitable laughter.

Makoto Angel: Ow! I'm so sorry! Are you alright?![/b]

Makoto's towel had fallen away, and Makoto had fallen face first right onto Tack's face. 

Tack Angel: *muffled* This is just like one of my animes. 

Makoto Angel: Oh my gosh! Honey, I'm so sor-

Tack Angel: *muffled* Don't move...you're right...they're bigger. God bless Eagleland! The power is BACK! 

Makoto Angel: STOP THAT TICKLES!

5. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Colby Roads/Blood Money Munk/Mamoru Chiba 
-Main event time, and the crowd was rabid for this one. Jammer, Bashin Dan, and Benjamin entered like hometown heroes, while Colby Roads strutted in with full bravado, flanked by the calculating Munk and the Eagleland Champion Mamoru Chiba.

The early going was all chaos — Dan and Chiba trading stiff forearms, Munk and Benjamin battling on the apron, and Jammer squaring up with Colby in the center of the ring. Colby got the first strike after countering a Slam Jam attempt with a Low Orbit Cutter.

Benjamin turned the tide with a running enzuigiri to Chiba, then tagged Bashin Dan, who cleaned house with suplexes her picked up for his wife Hope. 

The closing stretch saw all six men colliding in a breathtaking sequence — Chiba’s Moonlight Kick, Munk’s Flying Elbow, Benji’s Spear, and Jammer’s timing-perfect Slam Jam that folded Colby in half. 1-2-3!
Winners: Jammer[o]/Bashin Dan/Benjamin via Slam Jam on Colby Roads -> Pin 

After the match, as Dan Club celebrated, Luca Blight, Snakebite, and Troy hit the ring. The fearsome trio ripped through the Dan Club and even attacked Colby's team, as a man just out of sight smiled on.

Apple Kid: Whoa! Luca Blight is making his move! He's on the attack, and he's got the the EBW Tag Team Champions backing him up! Look! Here comes Big Chugga Chungus! He's running out to do what exactly? Help whomst've? 

Larry Grim: You say run...but he stopped midway down the ramp...and now he's falling over. He couldn't even make it. Was he going to try and help Dan Club? Help in the beat down on Colby? Who knows what's up with the former EBW Champion right now? All I know is that someone has gotten Luca Blight, Troy, and Snakebite to focus on a target. The tyrant has been running through challengers, but you know he has issues with Dan Club. Bashin Dan has been the only one who has been able to stand up to him so far. I guess he's taking it personally. Xciters, we'll see you next week with more Xciting action, but don't forget to check out the Super CXJ Cup this weekend! Goodnight!

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