Ted Pettentool: The Toolbox is here, and WOW, what a chain of amazing events we were just witness to! We spent all of September and part of October with the amazing E1 Climax, and then we move to a battle with Dracula, and Demon Boogie! It was an onslaught of content! I'm EXHAUSTED...but...you can't keep a good tool down, and I'm here thanks to the delicious power of the Caffine King, Cafe Noir brand coffee, a subsidiary of Geist Corporation! Well, let's not waste any time, shall we? We have a lot to talk about, including an ALL day tournament hosted by Rishin Fliger! Yeah, you thought you were worn out before!? We're throwing it all against the wall, networks needs CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT, BABY! We have a NEW EBW Champion and he will be in action on Xcite, PLUS...you may have heard...NEW EBW SUPER CHAMPION! Takumi Inui will ALSO be in attendance, possibly to see if Jammer wants to try and cut his reign short? We'll also find new #1 Contenders in the Women's Division. In the main event the NEW EBW Champion will team with Bashin Dan and Benjamin to battle The Dark Story. Do you see whomst've is missing? Luca Blight and the new EBW Tag Team Champions. That concerns me....a LOT!

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

1. Super CXJ Cup Preview: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Jaden Yuki vs. Rey Dorado
2. EBW Women's Tag #1 Contender: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou vs. Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno
3. Women's Singles: Makoto Angel vs. Erica 
4. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Cheerleader Jenny vs. Astrid Rúnsdóttir 
5. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Colby Roads/Blood Money Munk/Mamoru Chiba 

Ted Pettentool: On the Havok side of things, they're going home for a barnburner! No actual barns will burn, at least I think they won't. Firebrand X IS on the card, but so is the firefighter Carter Grayson. It opens with a match that could main event any show in the country! Rama Raju beat Trevor Mach at Demon Boogie, but now he's coming for the VBW Championship. VBW has sanctioned the match, and it's a GO! Trevor Mach and Rama Raju will OPEN the show! Little Mac isn't screwing around! We'll get Bushido action, Lady Renegades action, and in the main event the EBW Super Champion, the World Champion, and World Tag Team Champions known as Samurai Ifrit will be in action against The Boom Crew! Plus, I'm sure you all know by now that SOMEHOW...Jamie OD was returned. We all thought he was dead, like literally. He's not a zombie or a ghost. Flesh and blood stood in that ring. He was there to shock us all, but he also seemed like he was there for Sal Paradise. Will we hear from Jamie OD or the former Super Champion in the Renegade Arena? You'll have to tune in and find out!

EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. VBW Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Rama Raju 
2. EBW Television Championship #1 Contender: Cade Yaggis vs. Carter Grayson 
3. Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch vs. Firebrand X 
4. Lady Renegades Tag: Christy Angel/Alison Chains vs. Wendy Mustang/Diamond Rosa 
5. 6-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu vs. Boomtown/Hotlanta/Generator

Ted Pettentool: And finally, THE LEGENDARY Rishin Fliger is hosting the Super CXJ Cup at the Performance Center this week. That's right, TUE gets a week off, because no one says no to Rishin Fliger. Even the reigning CXJ Champion wants a piece of the action. Tune in and support the excitement that comes with the fast and high flying CXJ Division!

Rishin Fliger Presents: Super CXJ Cup 2025
EBW Performance Center, Onett
EBS

1. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Maseo Kurenai vs. Jaden Yuki 
2. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Curry Man vs. Flying Man 
3. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon
4. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Jerk Taco Man vs. Johnny Starbound
5. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Matt vs. Tai 
6. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Capybara-san vs. Yami Yugi
7. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Seto Kaiba vs. Rey Dorado
8. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
9. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
10. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
11. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: TBD vs. TBD
12. Super CXJ Cup Semi-Finals: TBD vs. TBD 
13. Super CXJ Cup Semi-Finals: TBD vs. TBD 
14. Super CXJ Cup Finals: TBD vs. TBD

Outside of Iwata Memorial Arena

A motorcycle pulled up, as the crowd gathered to welcome the NEW EBW Super Champion, Takumi Inui. At the exact same time, the bus for the Dan Club pulled up, with NEW EBW Champion Jammer. Jammer walked out and bumped right into Takumi. 

Jammer: Oh! Sorry about that. After you..."champ". 

Takumi Inui: ...No...after you. I insist. 

Jammer: Heh. Fine by me.

Bashin Dan: Oh, I'm loving this. A hot blooded feud about to spark up. 

Benjamin: Yeah, I bet you are. 

Cheerleader Jenny: Slam Jam would smash the smasher! 

Officer Jenny Strong: Certainly a match I'd like to see.

Following those two, a tiny, fuel efficient, yet moderately priced Sudan puttered up to the building, as Big Chugga Chungus seemed to roll out on his own, tears streaming down his face. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Wait! Guys! Wait! Come back! I'm sorry! 

Jammer: Huh?

Big Chugga Chungus: It was just a joke! I actually REALLY love you guys! It was just, I was tempted by a woman! 

Jammer: Was it a joke or were you tempted? 

Big Chugga Chungus: It was both! We're cool...right? High five? High five? 

Jammer: You have got to be kidding me. I-

Takumi Inui: ...

Jammer: Oh, you're still here. 

Takumi Inui: I believe I said...after you. 

Jammer: Yikes, this guys takes that seriously. Alright, let's roll Dan Club! 

Big Chugga Chungus: Yeah! Dan Club! Let's go! Wait up! Guys! Waaaait!




Larry Grim: Welcome to the Iwata Memorial Area for EBW: Xcite! What a wild season we just went through, with everything going on, but the hype train never ends for EBW, and we're hurtling to the next big event, called Hunter's Moon! Excited? You should be! We have so much to cover tonight! We have a NEW EBW Champion! We have a NEW EBW SUPER Champion! Jammer and Takumi Inui are BOTH in the house, and while OUR champion will be in action in the main event, THE champion will be joining us-

Apple Kid: Hello Xciters, I'm excited to introduce the NEW EBW Super Champion, Takumi Inui! It's great to see you in the land of Xcitment! 

Takumi Inui: Thanks. It's a pleasure to be here. Weird to be by myself. I used to be perfectly fine with that, but I'm grown used to traveling with Dragon Shiryu...he doesn't talk much. Zyro Kurogane....he talks a lot. He's also the new World Champion, and he may be coming for this title, but right now, I'm not here to talk about Havok business. I'm here to talk Xcite business. It's ALL my business now, apparently. 

Apple Kid: What are your plans as Super Champion?

Takumi Inui: Take on all challenges. If the champ wants to take me on, I'm more than will-

Suddenly, Jammer's theme hit, as he came out by himself, the NEW EBW Champion, dragging the belt behind him. 

Jammer: Hold the applause. I appreciate it. No need to chant "You deserve it" either. It took me a looooong time to recapture the EBW Championship, and to do it the right way. It was what I REALLY deserved for the way I won it last time. That's the price we pay. However, I will admit I was looking forward to the reception, until it occured to me that the new SUPER champ...was going to be here too. You can be the Super Champion, Takumi. You go ahead and hold onto that title. You deserve that too. I'm not saying I'm not ambitious. I've got plenty of ambition. I've got ambitious plans ahead of me...but I am the EBW Champion! THIS is MY title. I freed this from that idiot Chungus, and I did it for myself, and for these people. These Xciters. MY brand! This is Jammer's house...you're just guests.

Takumi Inui: You're the man on Xcite, is that right? 

Jammer: That's right. 

Takumi Inui: I see. This belt says I'm the man in EBW. I know a lot about belts. Who am I to argue?

Jammer: Heh. You want me to take the shot? Don't tempt me. I could at any time. 

Takumi Inui: Take your shot. 

Colby Roads: Hold it! Hold it right there! it's not happening! You're NOT going to see that match! You guys want to talk about taking your shot? I'm taking MY shot! I'm owed a one on one match with you, Jammer. That fat bastard stole the title from me before, and he kept me from winning it again! He's done! We're done with him! I don't need him, just like I don't need Preacher Ra or The Auditor to my bidding for me! I'll do it myself, like I always have, coasting off my name and the ability to put on consistent 3-Star matches, with the exception of that 5-Star match I had that one time with my brother, that for some reaon I've been unable to replicate, meaning it was probably only that good because of him....perhaps I've said too much! 

Jammer: Colby, you want to hold the gold? Not happening. I just won this baby back after SO LONG! I've got a lot of surprises in store. I'm just warming up. If you want to get embarrassed though...happy to hand you the big L. You're first in line. Takumi...you're down the road. See you then...."Super" champ. 

Takumi Inui: Heh.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

1. Super CXJ Cup Preview: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon vs. Jaden Yuki vs. Rey Dorado
-The Xcite crowd came alive the second the bell rang, and this one started at warp speed. Jonas Silvermoon and Rey Dorado dazzled early with synchronized aerials, while Jaden Yuki did some jaw jacking. Java Coffington, ever the eccentric barista brawler, hung back early — playing smart.

Yuki hit the first big pop of the night with a rolling cutter to Rey Dorado, but before he could cover, Silvermoon springboarded in with a double knee moonsault that knocked everyone down. 

Coffington found his moment mid-chaos, catching Silvermoon mid-springboard with a Caffeine Kick (spinning heel kick) that turned the tide. He dragged Yuki up, and hit the Caffeine Crash for the decisive three-count.

After the bell, Coffington saluted the crowd with his trademark thermos, promising the world he’d “brew victory” in the upcoming Super CXJ Cup.
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash on Jaden Yuki -> Pin

Larry Grim: A big win for the Caffeine King, as he beat the loud mouth Jaden Yuki. Yuki learned a lot of showboating from the Weekend Wrecking Crew, but he needs to keep that focus. 

Apple Kid: Rishing Fliger looks pleased, and he's going to make sure that we have a heck of a show this weekend for the Super CXJ Cup. It's a huge tournament that is part of this year's CXJ revival that has been so successful, with new talent like Yami Yugi, Java Coffington, Maseo Kurenai, Jerk Taco Man, and Jonas Silvermoon, really catching on. 

Larry Grim: The CXJ Division was where Trevor Mach got his start. That was before he realized he could eat a lot of pizza to put on the weight to be a heavyweight. It's not just supposed to be a launching pad to different divisions though. The CXJ Division is meant to showcase the best wrestlers of a certain style, a certain genre. It's meant to be a highlight. Something you try to take part in, and succeed at, not something to escape from. Rishin Fliger wants to see to it that the CXJ Division defines Xcite, as much as Bushido defines Havok. Up next though, is something that truly defines Xcite, our ongoing battle between the Sensations and the Dark Story!

2. EBW Women's Tag #1 Contender: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou vs. Rei Hino/Ami Mizuno
-It was a Sailor Civil War as the ring filled with both grace and tension, and yet no boats or nautical nonsense to be found....cause they're Sailors you see. Rei and Ami’s teamwork was crisp, keeping Michiru grounded with technical precision, but once Haruka Tenoh tagged in, the tone changed completely.

Haruka blitzed the opposition with machine-gun elbows, hitting Ami with a Falcon Driver that nearly ended it early. Michiru tagged in seamlessly, locking in Aqua Harmony (flowing armbar) before Rei broke it up.

The crowd roared as all four collided mid-ring a flurry of kicks, counters, and pure passion. The finish came when Haruka ducked a spinning kick from Rei, whipped her into the ropes, and tagged Michiru mid-motion. Michiru caught Rei off-balance and hit her signature Deep Submerge (rolling surfboard slam) for the three-count.
Winners: Haruka Tenoh/Michiru Kaiou[o] via Deep Submerge on Rei Hino -> Pin 

Larry Grim: The Outer Senshi with the big win, and you have to wonder if Rei and Ami are second guessing their betrayal of their friends. 

Apple Kid: I never imagined those two would do this. Minako has been broken up about it...when she's not filming Season 43 of Minako in Euroland. 

Larry Grim: How does it have so many seasons? 

Apple Kid: It's streaming so it's like...three episode per season. 

Larry Grim: That's still a LOT of episodes! 

Apple Kid: It's really good! You should watch it! 

Larry Grim: How I watch anything without eyeballs is a mystery...but it's on my backlog. 

Apple Kid: Well make it your....front...log? 

Larry Grim: Sure. Before that though, the war continues, as Makoto Angel is up next, and she's got a bone to pick with Erica!

3. Women's Singles: Makoto Angel vs. Erica 
-This was a fight, not a match. Makoto came in with a chip on her shoulder after recent chaos involving Tracy’s title reign, and Erica’s smug demeanor only made things worse.

From the opening bell, Makoto launched into heavy strikes — lariats, shoulder tackles, and a spinning back elbow that knocked Erica loopy. Erica rolled out to regroup but got caught by Makoto, who slammed her into the barricade.

Erica tried to fight back with crafty submissions, targeting Makoto’s knee, but it wasn’t enough. Makoto powered through, caught Erica mid-swing, and hoisted her into the air for a Torture Rack that she refused to release. The referee pleaded with her finally calling for the bell as Erica screamed in pain.
Winner: Makoto Angel via Torture Rack -> Referee Stoppage

Larry Grim: Whoa! 

Apple Kid: Whoa! 

Larry and Apple: WHOA!!!

Larry Grim: I have NEVER seen anyone put the boots to Erica like that before! 

Apple Kid: She is MAD! She's trying to get back into the ring, but Dark Starlights are fighting to hold her back while the beefy Makoto flexes the big guns. 

Larry Grim: The training has certainly paid off! That's insane! I-

Apple Kid: Incredible stuff! Hey, it's- Larry? You alright? Larry?

Larry Grim: He's here. 

Apple Kid: Who's here?

Boss M's Office

Jamie OD crept down the hallway. Everyone moved out of his way, as he covered his face with a devilish mask and a top hat. His eyes didn't look the same as they used to. He let himself into Boss M's office to find she wasn't alone.

Jamie OD: Oh, it's you. 

Sal Paradise: Surprised?

Jamie OD: Not really. Even though...you're not supposed to be here. 

Sal Paradise: Had to make an exception. They'll fine me. I don't care. 

Boss M's: I'll square it with Mac. After what you just told me, I understand the urgency. 

Jamie OD: Oh? You gave her a glowing recommendation to hire me? You want me kept at a distance? 

Sal Paradise: No. The opposite. 

Boss M's: You're not welcome here, Jamie. I'm a sick bitch, but even I have standards. 

Jamie OD: Hahaha! You're scared? Of me? 

Boss M's: ...I'm disgusted. Beyond disgusted. 

Jamie OD: No opportunity to defend myself? 

Boss M's: ...Deny it. 

Jamie OD: ...Can't...hahaha! 

Boss M's: Get out of my office. Now. 

Jamie OD: Guess I'm Havok bound! 

Sal Paradise: Right where I can keep an eye on you. 

Jamie OD: You'll regret that. You have no idea what you're doing. What's coming your way. It was cold Sal...it was so cold. Nothing burns like the cold. Look at my hands.

He held up his wrapped hands, still caked in old blood. His fingernails were ravaged.

Jamie OD: It took me a long time to remember...but now...how could I ever forget? 

Sal Paradise: ..... 

Jamie calmly walked out of the room. He was stopped by The Auditor and Preacher Ra.

The Auditor: You. My favorite client. 

Jamie OD: ...Going to Havok. Wanna come? 

The Auditor: Absolutely. This place...holds no more secret for us, but the sweet sweet suffering you will bring down upon Havok? That must be recorded in blood. 

Preacher Ra: I can dig it. 

The Auditor: Actually, this new direction requires sacrifice. 

Preacher Ra: What? 

Jamie OD: Allow me to perform a kindness. 

The Auditor: A kindness? 

Jamie OD: ...It's what I can manage.

Jamie OD viciously attacked Preacher Ra, instantly busting him open. Ra tried to get away, but Jamie OD grabbed him by the foot and dragged him into the darkness, where the sounds of screaming could be heard. 



4. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Cheerleader Jenny vs. Astrid Rúnsdóttir 
-This was meant to crown a new contender, but Tracy had other plans.

Jenny started hot — a tornado of energy and athleticism. Astrid, stoic and unflinching, countered with ground control, hitting a spinebuster that rattled the ring. The two women traded near-falls as the crowd began to split chants between them.

Just as Astrid hoisted Jenny up for her Ragnarok Driver finisher — Tracy’s music hit.

The champion stormed the ring, clutching her Women’s Championship, and smashed Astrid in the back of the head with it. Jenny tried to intervene, only to get TikTak’d for her troubles.
Winner: No Contest 

Tracy gloated about her actions, until a bruised yet recovering Lucca stepped onto the stage. 

Lucca: Tracy, the boss is not impressed with your antics. She's not intimidated by you, and she's not going to allow you to get away with this. Sir, came up with a fantastic solution to the problem. A simple strategy, but an effective one. Since you wouldn't let Cheerleader Jenny and Astrid battle for a #1 Contender they're BOTH the #1 Contender. You'll be facing Jenny and Astrid next week on Xcite!

Tracy: ...

A single overhead light buzzed, reflecting off the polished championship belts lined on the wall. In the center sat Tack Angel, his usual larger-than-life grin replaced by a slouch and a sigh. His jacket was half-zipped, his trademark red, white, and blue shades pushed up on his head.

Tack Angel: Man...the Eagleland energy’s just not there today. It’s like I left my power bar plugged into the wrong socket.

He stared at his hands in dispair. The locker-room door creaked open, steam spilling out as Makoto Angel stepped into view, toweling her hair after a shower.

Makoto Angel: Tack? Are you alright?

Tack groaned, leaning his head back against the wall.

Tack Angel: I dunno, Mako. Maybe the younger guys are passing me by. Maybe Eagleland’s moved on.

Makoto Angel: Moved on? Please. You’re the heart of this place. By the way, have you seen my chest? 

Tack Angel: ...Are you joking? 

Makoto Angel: No seriously! It's gotten bigger! I swear, the Eagleland cooking’s working some magic.

Tack blinked, caught mid-gloom.

Tack Angel: Bigger? Yeah?

Makoto rolled her eyes and laughed, walking past him toward her bag. As she did, her foot hit a puddle of water from the still-running shower. In an instant—

SLIP!

She yelped and fell forward. Tack’s eyes widened as he scrambled to catch her—

CRASH!

They landed in a heap, Makoto sprawled across him, towels and steam everywhere. Both froze for a second. Then came the inevitable laughter.

Makoto Angel: Ow! I'm so sorry! Are you alright?!

Makoto's towel had fallen away, and Makoto had fallen face first right onto Tack's face. 

Tack Angel: *muffled* This is just like one of my animes. 

Makoto Angel: Oh my gosh! Honey, I'm so sor-

Tack Angel: *muffled* Don't move...you're right...they're bigger. God bless Eagleland! The power is BACK! 

Makoto Angel: STOP THAT TICKLES!

5. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Colby Roads/Blood Money Munk/Mamoru Chiba 
-Main event time, and the crowd was rabid for this one. Jammer, Bashin Dan, and Benjamin entered like hometown heroes, while Colby Roads strutted in with full bravado, flanked by the calculating Munk and the Eagleland Champion Mamoru Chiba.

The early going was all chaos — Dan and Chiba trading stiff forearms, Munk and Benjamin battling on the apron, and Jammer squaring up with Colby in the center of the ring. Colby got the first strike after countering a Slam Jam attempt with a Low Orbit Cutter.

Benjamin turned the tide with a running enzuigiri to Chiba, then tagged Bashin Dan, who cleaned house with suplexes her picked up for his wife Hope. 

The closing stretch saw all six men colliding in a breathtaking sequence — Chiba’s Moonlight Kick, Munk’s Flying Elbow, Benji’s Spear, and Jammer’s timing-perfect Slam Jam that folded Colby in half. 1-2-3!
Winners: Jammer[o]/Bashin Dan/Benjamin via Slam Jam on Colby Roads -> Pin 

After the match, as Dan Club celebrated, Luca Blight, Snakebite, and Troy hit the ring. The fearsome trio ripped through the Dan Club and even attacked Colby's team, as a man just out of sight smiled on.

Apple Kid: Whoa! Luca Blight is making his move! He's on the attack, and he's got the the EBW Tag Team Champions backing him up! Look! Here comes Big Chugga Chungus! He's running out to do what exactly? Help whomst've? 

Larry Grim: You say run...but he stopped midway down the ramp...and now he's falling over. He couldn't even make it. Was he going to try and help Dan Club? Help in the beat down on Colby? Who knows what's up with the former EBW Champion right now? All I know is that someone has gotten Luca Blight, Troy, and Snakebite to focus on a target. The tyrant has been running through challengers, but you know he has issues with Dan Club. Bashin Dan has been the only one who has been able to stand up to him so far. I guess he's taking it personally. Xciters, we'll see you next week with more Xciting action, but don't forget to check out the Super CXJ Cup this weekend! Goodnight!

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Larry Grim: Welcome to the EBW Performance Center in Onett, where tonight, a very special tournament is being held care of Rishin Fliger himself! This is The 2025 Super CXJ Cup! Tonight fourteen matches from the best of the division, including a special bye into the second round, will blow you away with high flying acrobatics and crisp technical mat work. It's about no limits...but it does have weight limits. We'll be joined by our host Rishin Fliger all night, but let's not waste anymore time and get right to the action!

Rishin Fliger Presents: The 2025 Super CXJ Cup 
EBW Performance Center, Onett
EBS

1. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Maseo Kurenai vs. Jaden Yuki 
-The tournament opened with a pure CXJ sprint. Jaden Yuki came out hyped, pointing to the sky and yelling that he “believed in his deck” and then had to clarify that he said deck and not something else, before charging Maseo. Jaden hit a Spinning heel kick, Running blockbuster, and finally Somersault plancha to the floor But Maseo Kurenai countered a Twist of Fate attempt into a tilt-a-whirl tombstone that nearly ended it. Jaden rallied with a GX Factor attempt, but Maseo escaped and slipped behind, hit a snap half-nelson suplex, climbed the ropes and hit the Kiva Dive for the 1-2-3! 
Winner: Maseo Kurenai via Kiva Dive -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Ohhh yah, dis Maseo kid, he does da flips like he’s tryings to breaks da ceilings in half, yah? And den Jaden, he is runnings around like cartoon peoples on da sugar rushes. But Maseo? Ohhh he says ‘no no, not todays’, stomps da mans flat wit da Kiva Dives. Beautifuls. Majesticals. Justs likes I traineds him...even though I didn’ts!

Apple Kid: ....What?

Larry Grim: ...Oh no, I can see the running narrative tonight. I can see it already. It's going to be a long night.

2. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Curry Man vs. Flying Man
-This one was comedy lucha greatness. Flying Man soared around like a bird who had access to too much caffeine, probably thanks to Java Coffington, and tried hitting a crossbody and a moonsault, but Curry Man danced out of the way every time, hips swaying, crowd chanting “CUR-RY-MAN!” Flying Man attempted a shooting star press. Curry Man caught him mid-air, spun him around like pizza dough. SPICY DROP! Curry Man with the pin and the win, as he fixed the "plate" atop his head.
Winner: Curry Man via Spicy Drop -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Look at dis! Look at dis insanity! We gots da spicy foods man fightings da sentient bird peoples! Flying Man does da flyings — is in his names — but Curry Man? Oh, he dances da dances, yah? Den BOOM! SPICY DROPS! He crushed dat bird like under seasonings! I loves it!

Apple Kid: I uh...

Larry Grim: He was happy with the match. 

Apple Kid: Oh! Good! So was I! Awesome stuff!
 
3. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon
-Jonas Silvermoon wrestled like a villain who’d read every dirty trick in the book, not doing any favors for his gypsy background. Eye gouge, rope-choke, even pretending to twist his ankle so the ref would back Java off. But the Caffeine King came back with nearfalls from a Springboard enzuigiri, a Sunset flip bomb, and an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckle. Jonas nearly stole it with a handful of tights. Java reversed the roll-up, lifted Jonas onto his shoulders for the CAFFEINE CRASH!! The crowd counted along: 1! 2! 3!
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Jonas Silvermoon, he fights like da sneaky little rodent, yah? He is pokings da eyes, fakes da injuries, maybe even cries a little bits, I dunno. But Java Coffington? Ohhh he hits him wit da Caffeines Crash! He caffeinates da mans into da comas! BEAUTIFULS!

Apple Kid: And this match was brought you by Cafe Noir Coffee, a subsidiary of the Geist Corporation! Also brought to by the EDF of Metro City, yes this is an ad to recruit men and women to study and fight the Kaiju, and by fight the Kaiju, I mean let the pretty giant lady in the skirt do it! Well, we already had the spice, and the caffeine rush, but now I could go for some tacos!

Larry Grim: I DO like how you're pretending to understand what he just said. 

Apple Kid: I did hear Java Coffington, and took it from there. 

Larry Grim: That's why you're a pro at this. 

Apple Kid: I am? 

Larry Grim: ...None of us are really. 

Apple Kid: Yeah.

4. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Jerk Taco Man vs. Johnny Starbound
-Jerk Taco Man brought the fists, the grit, and yes, the taco seasoning. He even brought his embarrassed girlfriend who didn't want to be there, and rolled her eyes as he handed out Jerk Tacos to the fans and ringside, but Johnny Starbound relied on his slick athleticism and dirty heel instincts. Whenever Jerk gained momentum, Starbound found an opening with a rake of the eyes or a well-timed distraction. Jerk nearly finished him with the Spicy Taco Drop, but Johnny slipped out, knocked him down with a handspring kick, climbed the ropes, and hit a gorgeous 450 Splash to steal the match.
Winner: Johnny Starbound via 450 Splash -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Dere is taco seasonings ALL overs da rings! Jerk Taco Man, he is messy wrestling. Very unprofessional, but very delicious. Johnny Starbound is da flashy flippers, but also da dirty cheaters. He hits da 450 like he’s triyings to reach da moons! And BOOM — Starbound wins. Boo. Hiss. Mostly hiss.

Larry Grim: Yes, Starbound advances, but up next we have a whole different type of match. It's not just a tournament match, it's a personal match between teammates, friends, and rivals. Matt and Tai are about to square up. The former EBW Tag Team Champions! The Digi-Destined EXPLODE for a shot at the Super CXJ Cup!

5. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Matt vs. Tai 
-This was treated as a dream match by the entire crowd, a battle between two DigiDestined heroes turned athletes. Matt wrestled with precision, hitting Tai with a tornado DDT, a northern lights suplex bridge, and a brutal knee strike. Tai responded with heart and fire, flooring Matt with a rolling lariat and crashing onto him with a soaring dive over the ring post. Matt tried to end it with the Wolf Fang Impaler, but Tai slipped free, hooked him in double underhooks, and planted him with the Digi-Destined Driver for the win. The two embraced afterward, earning the loudest applause of the night so far.
Winner: Tai via Digi-Destined Driver[Butterfly Driver] -> Pin

Rishin Fligers: OOOOH dis ones? Oh dis ones breaks my hearts in da two halves. Two digital heroes, fightings like dems childhood trauma depends on it, yah? So dangers! 

Apple Kid: So dangers indeed. 

Larry Grim: The goggled protagonist moves on, while the broody anti-hero licks his wounds. 

Apple Kid: Digital heroes though? What does that mean?

Larry Grim: You don't know where Matt and Tai came from?

Apple Kid: ...Edo?

Larry Grim: I mean other than that. 

Apple Kid: Was it ever established? 

Larry Grim: ...No...I guess it really wasn't...just implied. You know that Tamogachi you still have?

Apple Kid: ...He's my forever friend.

Larry Grim: Right. Imagine you could go in there. 

Apple Kid: ...So much digital poop. 

Larry Grim: We'll talk about it later.

6. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Capybara-san vs. Yami Yugi
-Capybara-san ambled to the ring calmly chewing a piece of lettuce while Yami Yugi descended under dramatic lighting. Surprisingly, Capybara-san landed a string of impressive moves — a cartwheel splash, a rolling senton, even a shockingly strong superkick. But when the capybara charged for a corner attack, Yugi avoided it, seized the opening, and unleashed the Dark Magician’s Gambit, a spinning sit-out slam that kept Capybara-san down for three.
Winner: Yami Yugi via Dark Magician’s Gambit[Rolling Sit-Out Slam] -> Pin

Rishin Fliger: Da capybara...he is majestic creatures. Beautiful. Round. Smooth. A gentle tank, yah? But Yami Yugi? Yah, he shows up and da room gets DARKS. He choke-slams da capybara like he’s sending hims to da Shadow Realms. DARK MAGICIAN’S GAMBITS!! OHHHHH it is delicious combat! Yugi wins, capybara still adorable. I knews da Yami Yugis before he was mergeded with Yugi Moto, when he was da Pharaoh Atem. 

Larry Grim: ...Huh? 

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fligers travels da times and spaces! 

Larry Grim: Oh right. 

Apple Kid: I still don't know what he's talking about. 
 
Larry Grim: It's not going to get any easier, because up next, we have Seto Kaiba, the current CXJ Champion taking on Anahauc legend and brother of Valarie Dorado, it's none other than Rey Dorado!

7. Super CXJ Cup Round 1: Seto Kaiba vs. Rey Dorado
-Seto Kaiba came out bathed in insult and arrogance, criticizing Rey Dorado as a “third-rate luchador with a fourth-rate mask.” Rey answered with dazzling lucha technique, including a tope con giro and a flawless corkscrew arm drag. But Kaiba resorted to dirty tricks, jabbing Rey in the eye and yanking his mask. When Rey attempted a springboard attack, Kaiba caught him mid-air and hurled him backward with the Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex, bridging for the pin as he smirked triumphantly.
Winner: Seto Kaiba via Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex -> Pin

Rishin Fliger: OHHHHH KAIBA. Dat man cheats more than da politician in da tax filings. Very terrible. Very impressive. Rey Dorado flies like da gold bird, but Kaiba grabs hims out of da skies! BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON SUPLEXXXX!! He makes da bridge so beautiful even architecture students cryings!

Larry Grim: Uh...that's right Rishin Fliger! The CXJ Champion advances. Well that's the first round squared away. Round...squared away...rhomubus. Anyways, we have a special mystery opponent up next, like we teased at the beginning of the show. A special bye into the tournament. How he got it will be a mystery...until you see who it is...and then it might make sense. I mean...we have no idea who it is. Apple Kid is with this...mystery man...right now. Let's head over to Apple Kid...and El Chungus.

Apple Kid was standing by the ring, with "El Chungus" a gross, sweaty masked man. 

Apple Kid: ...You're just Big Chugga Chungus.



El Chungus: What?! No! No, I'm different guy! What are you talking about?! I'm the mysterious El Chungus! A stranger from parts unknown! I'm not like that Chungus guy at all! He's such a loser! I mean he lost his friends, his EBW Championship, and his girlfriend! He didn't even get to touch a boob! I've totally touched boobs! El Chungus knows the wonderful sandbaggy touch of the female booba! 

Apple Kid: Sand baggy? Now I know for sure that you're Big Chugga Chungus.

El Chungus: No! Different guy! 

Apple Kid: Fine...though it would explain how you managed to get the bye...considering you'd be a former EBW Champion. What makes you think you're qualified to be in the CRUISER X JUNIOR division?

El Chungus: You might think I don't qualify, but if you multipy Cruiser and Junior they cancel each other out. It's basic match! 

Apple Kid: The X is not a multiplier, and we're not multiplying from zero or negative numbers! 

El Chungus: ...I'm not Big Chugga Chungus. 

Apple Kid: Whatever! Just go wrestle! 

El Chungus: I'm gonna go wrestle now. 

Apple Kid: That's what I JUST said!

8. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: Maseo Kurenai vs. El Chungus
-The crowd erupted in boos when the “mystery opponent” revealed himself to be a masked wrestler calling himself El Chungus — an obvious and terrible disguise for Big Chugga Chungus. He denied it loudly in a poorly acted accent as everyone laughed. El Chungus tried to use his size to overpower Maseo but quickly ran out of stamina. Maseo dodged a clumsy splash, cracked Chungus with a superkick, and hit the Kiva Dive again. The big man couldn't get off his shell as Maseo scored the pinfall over the former EBW Champion...or maybe he isn't. Maybe he's a different guy. Uh-huh.
Winner: Maseo Kurenai via Kiva Dive -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You see dis?? Dis ‘El Chungus’? Dat is just Big Chugga Chungus crammed into da childs mask like stuffed sausage meats! He pretends he is luchadors!! OHHH it is pathetic. I loves it. Maseo stomps him flat wit da Kiva Dive! Very obvious. Very stupids. Very entertainings!

Apple Kid: ...I'm never eating stuffed sausage meats ever again. 

Larry Grim: Good call.

9. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: Java Coffington vs. Johnny Starbound
-Starbound doubled down on cheating, looking for any shortcut possible as he threw Java into turnbuckles, held ropes on submissions, and faked injuries to distract the ref. Java eventually caught him mid-lying, blasting him with a shining wizard and a double jump Frankensteiner. Johnny tried another 450 Splash, but Java rolled aside, scooped him up, and delivered a thunderous Caffeine Crash to move on.
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Starbound cheats again, what a surprise! But Java? Java survives all of it. Da man is pure coffees, pure energies, pure beautiful chaos! When he hits dat Caffeine Crash? OHHHHH it is like espresso direct to da soul!

Larry Grim: That's right. Java Coffington advances to the next round. Up next, a dream match in certain circles, as Tai takes on Yami Yugi!

10. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: Tai vs. Yami Yugi 
-Another absolute fan-favorite matchup, one people never thought they’d see. Tai fought with raw energy, hitting Yugi with a plancha, a dragon whip, and a scoop brainbuster. Yugi countered with striking precision, catching Tai with Shadow Realm-inspired knees and a slingshot destroyer that turned the match around. Tai went for the Digi-Destined Driver again, but Yugi reversed, lifted him high, and drove him down with the Millennium Driver to end the war. The crowd gave both competitors a standing ovation.
Winner: Yami Yugi via Millennium Driver -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Dis is da big ones. Da emocionales ones. Tai! Yugi! Two mens who fight wit destiny and friendship and also explosives attacks, cards, and digital monsters! Tai goes for da drivers — Yugi counters! MILLENNIUM DRIVERS!!! OHHHH dat move sends Tai straight to da Shadow Realms! Magnificents! Da Shadow Realms is reals bee tee dubs! 

Apple Kid: I know. I get phone calls from Tony Wonder. He's trapped there...again. *stares at a specific reader* And he's never getting out. 

Larry Grim: ...Well...up next, we have the CXJ Champion taking on the boss of 3'dPW, our developmental for developmental aka the pipeline to TUE and beyond. It's Kaiba vs. Curry! Next!

11. Super CXJ Cup Round 2: Seto Kaiba vs. Curry Man 
-Curry Man’s dance-and-strike style kept Kaiba guessing early, as he peppered Kaiba with elbows and a beautiful dragonrana. Kaiba pretended to injure his leg to draw in the referee and Curry Man, using the distraction to roll Curry Man up tightly. Kaiba grabbed the tights, put his feet on the ropes for good measure, and robbed Curry of the rightful win. Kaiba strutted away smugly, drawing heat from the entire Performance Center.
Winner: Seto Kaiba via Roll Up -> Pin 

Apple Kid: Where did Rishin Fliger go? 

Larry Grim: To get himself a fresh and delicious cup of Cafe Noir Brand Coffee! They have a brand new "Clockwork Blend" that is supposedly inspired by the local hero of Arcadia City or so I've heared. 

Apple Kid: ...Neat!

Larry Grim: And speaking of coffee, here comes Java Coffington to take on Maseo Kurenai! The son and protege of Kiva battling the Caffeine King of roasted beans and mysteries!

12. Super CXJ Cup Semi-Finals: Maseo Kurenai vs. Java Coffington
-This was a fast-paced, athletic war with neither man giving an inch. Maseo landed a huge falcon arrow and a wild suicide dive tornado DDT. Java responded with a springboard cutter, a running knee strike, and a code red. Maseo attempted the Kiva Dive once more, but Java rolled away at the last second, sprang to his feet, and countered instantly by catching Maseo in mid-fall and hitting yet another devastating Caffeine Crash to punch his ticket to the finals.
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: Dey are flying! Dey are flipping! Dey are doing da lucha-libre aerobics! Maseo nearly breaks Java in half wit dat divey tornado wrist-lock murder DDT — very technical term — but Java rolls, springs, and BOOM! CAFFEINE CRASH!! Again!! Coffee man advances to finals, and I drinks in da chaos!

Apple Kid: Bas Rutten! That's what this reminds me of. The way you're calling the action. It reminds me of Bas Rutten. 

Rishin Fliger: Buts of courses! Fliger taught Bas Rutten everythings he knows! 

Apple Kid: That makes sense! 

Larry Grim: What also makes sense is the next match, as Yami Yugi, the pharoah infused young man with a penchant for games, takes on his eternal rival Seto Kaiba, who tried all he could to keep Yugi from following him to EBW. He escaped him once before, but how will he fare this time? Let's find out.

13. Super CXJ Cup Semi-Finals: Yami Yugi vs. Seto Kaiba 
-The room atmosphere changed entirely for this one — it felt cosmic. Childhood rivals, destined enemies, locked in battle again. Kaiba tried to bully Yugi with Hagen suplexes and rope-assisted chokes. Yugi endured, powering himself with the Millennium Puzzle’s aura. Kaiba attempted the Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex, but Yugi inverted mid-air, flipped behind him, caught him by the head, and drilled him into the mat with the Millennium Driver. Kaiba pounded the mat in rage as Yugi walked to the finals with cold confidence.
Winner: Yami Yugi via Millennium Driver -> Pin 

Rishin Fliger: OHHHHH da hype! Da childhood rivalries! Da enemies! Da lovers? No no, Rishin joking. But da chemistry is VERY STRONGS. Kaiba tries to kill Yugi wit powerbombs, but Yugi says 'No Kaiba, you goes to da Shadow Realms.' MILLENNIUM DRIVER!! Kaiba cries in da limousine laters.

Larry Grim: ...That's pretty much what happened? 

Apple Kid: Don't ship Yugi and Kaiba. Don't do it. You'll give lewd women ideas.

Gamer Girlz Room

Christy Angel: ACHOOO! What the hell?

14. Super CXJ Cup Finals: Yami Yugi vs. Java Coffington
- Main event time! The crowd was split down the middle — one half wanting destiny, the other wanting caffeine and chaos. Both wrestlers put everything into this final. Yugi struck first with a somersault neckbreaker and a flying knee, while Java stunned him with a missile dropkick and a moonsault press. The pace escalated until Yugi hoisted Java for the Millennium Driver, looking to finish it. Java slipped free, sprinted off the ropes, grabbed Yugi cleanly, and executed a flawless Caffeine Crash in the center of the ring. The fans counted along: one, two, three — and Java Coffington collapsed in victory.

Java was presented with the Super CXJ Cup trophy as confetti rained from the rafters. He toasted the crowd with a giant mug of imaginary coffee and shouted that “2025 is the year of the brew!”
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash -> Pin -> Super CXJ Cup 2025 Winner! 

Rishin Fliger: ANDS DIS IS IT!! Da darkness magician versus da dark roast!! Yugi hits Tai so hard in last round, but now Java hits HIM so hard! Dey do flips, slams, card magics, caffeine magics, everything!! Yugi goes for Millennium Driver — Java escapes! Ricochets off da ropes! AND BOOM!! CAFFEINE CRASH IN DA MIDDLES OF DA RINGS!! JAVA WINS DA WHOLE THINGS!! Da 2025 Super CXJ Cup!!

Larry Grim: What a tournament! What a show! I bet you're very happy with the results! 

Rishin Fliger: Java Coffingtons could bes biggers than Rishin Fligers! Excited! 

Apple Kid: We all are! What a night, and we get paid for doing double duty this week, so everyone wins...except Seto Kaiba! The CXJ Champion can take solace in knowing Yugi didn't win, but he has a mug headed challenge looming! 

Larry Grim: We'll see you next week everybody...but not here! TUE will be back! We'll be somewhere else! Yeah! Byeeee!

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Outside of Geist Arena

Lakitus swarmed in to catch Mamoru Chiba attacking Tack Angel with a lead pipe, busting him open badly, while Usagi and Seiya tried to get him to stop. Makoto Angel covered Tack while security and the rest of the Sensations appeared to help out. It was chaotic bedlam, as Mamoru laughed. 

Mamoru Chiba: You used to look up to me eh? Look up to THIS! AHAHAHA! You're not getting the Eagleland Championship back, tonight or ANY night! It's mine!




Larry Grim: Wow! What a start to the show. Mamoru Chiba attacked Tack Angel as he was coming off the bus! 

Apple Kid: That bastard! He's such a horrible villain! Everything he does is trecherous, right down to being college age when he was dating a middle schooler! That's not alright! This isn't Scaraba! 

Larry Grim: Mamoru Chiba was supposed to defend the Eagleland Championship against EBW Super Tag Team Champion Tack Angel tonight, but as you can see backstage, he's being helped up and taken into an ambulance. Tack is going to be taken to the nearest hospital to get checked out. We wish him a speedy recovery. Well...welcome to the show! The main event is now in chaos, but I'm sure the Boss knows exactly what to do!

Boss M's Office

Boss M's: I have no freaking clue WHAT TO DO! That rat bastard! That was my main event! I'd strip him of the title if not for my hatred of lawyers getting involved! 

Lucca: Probably for the best, sir. Mamoru needs to face consequences in the ring. Who do you want to put in Tack's place? 

Boss M's: I need to think about this. Tell Minky Momo to get me Twinkies and Dr. Pepper. I need to think about this. *sips and spits drink* What the hell is this? 

Lucca: It's the new Geist Corporation drink. Diet Phantoma. 

Boss M's: DIET Phantoma?! It's AWFU-

Lucca: This is how much we're being paid to market it tonight, sir. 

Boss M's: AWFULLY GOOD! 

Lucca: Well done, sir. We also have the business of dealing with Tracy tonight, sir. After what she did once again. 

Boss M's: What? Post pics of my hot bod, and show that my husband wants to have sex with me? Oooo! So terrible. 

Lucca: I mean...she beat me up too, sir. 

Boss M's: ...You're fine, aren't you? 

Lucca: Yes sir. 

Boss M's: She was fined, and we move on. We can't let her get to us, Lucca. Got to be strong...*sips Diet Phantoma and shudders* ...we've got to be strong.  

EBW: Xcite
Geist Arena, Hanta City
ENN

1. Women's No Rules Singles: Makoto Angel vs. Erica
-The bell rang and both women came out swinging. Makoto Angel wasted no time pulling a kendo stick from under the ring, cracking Erica across the arm and back. She was distracted by what happened to Tack, and it was because of Erica's main squeeze Mamoru. Erica retaliated by hurling Makoto into the steel steps, then whipping her into the barricade so hard the camera shook.

Makoto battled back with stiff forearms and a running knee that smashed Erica flat against the announcer’s desk. She went for the Torture Rack to finish it, but Erica raked the eyes and slid out, retreating toward the timekeeper’s area.

That’s when Erica grabbed the ring bell and aimed straight for Makoto’s skull.

Makoto dodged, the bell bounced off the ropes — and Erica, realizing she was losing control, suddenly SHOVED the referee into Makoto’s path. The ref went down hard.

Makoto checked on the ref, and Erica succeeded in smashing that ring bell over Makoto's head. She then set her up for the Air Raid Crash, and brought the match to a crashing halt. 

Makoto, absolutely furious, chased Erica up the ramp as Erica smirked, evening the score in her own mind.
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Makoto was shaken up, and it was obvious, but Erica was still on the defense after that squash last week. She couldn't handle Makoto out working her, and she went off the deep end. 

Apple Kid: The Sensations have quickly become the standard bearers of EBW Women's wrestling! 

Larry Grim: Indeed they have, and Makoto's beefy muscle is playing a part in her dominance. She could be back in the title picture when she's ready, but right now she needs to get herself checked out and maybe go check up on Tack. We'd ask the Doctor for an update, but Degrees is a Havok guys...so we can't do that. Up next, we have Cheerleader Jenny and Officer Lainey Strong taking of the EBW Women's Champion Tracy and Queen Beryl. We know that Tracy was busy the last couple of days. Not only did she leak more pictures of our Boss, but she also ran afoul of an "ex".

Geist City Dam

Big Chugga Chungus had been stomping along the dam walkway for ten minutes, huffing and puffing, wheezing out every word like a freight train with asthma.

Big Chugga Chungus: Tracy! Babe! Please! We can TALK about this!

Up ahead, Tracy never even looked back. She walked with the casual confidence of someone who didn’t care if the man behind her lived, died, or spontaneously combusted. Her long hair flicked in the wind like a whip, exactly the kind she wished she could use on him.

Tracy: Chungus, for the last time, go away.

Chugga didn’t hear that part. He heard what he always heard: hope and delusion.

Big Chugga Chungus: I knew you’d say that! You always play hard to get!

He jogged harder, sweat spraying like a sprinkler system.

Tracy stopped at the edge of the dam, staring down into the massive drop. The wind roared. Mist rose from the water smashing the rocks far below. A normal person would be terrified.

Tracy just smiled.

Tracy: You really want to prove you love me?

Her voice sugar-sweet—like poison in a candy wrapper.

Chugga’s eyes lit up. This was it. The moment. The Tracy Test. The great challenge of love.

Big Chugga Chungus: Yes! I’ll do anything!

Tracy: Great. Then show me your commitment.

She stepped toward the ledge.

Tracy: Let’s take a romantic swim...down there.

She pointed into the abyss with a serene grin that should have been arrestable.

Chugga leaned over. His knees wobbled. His soul left his body for a second.

Big Chugga Chungus: Uh...that’s...that’s a long way down.

Tracy: Oh, absolutely.

She climbed over the rail with the grace of a gymnast.

Tracy: Race you to the bottom.

And then she jumped.

Except she didn’t. She grabbed the maintenance ladder just out of sight and clung to it like a smug, murderous gecko.

Chugga gasped.

Big Chugga Chungus: Baby NO! I’m coming!

Above her, Chugga squeezed his eyes shut, clenched his fists, and screamed—

Big Chugga Chungus: FOR LOVE!!!

He launched himself off the ledge like a terrified bowling ball. Arms flailing. Legs bicycling uselessly. Sunglasses flying off like startled birds.

Big Chugga Chungus: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

As he fell past Tracy, she yelled out to him. 

Tracy: Hey Chungus!

Big Chugga Chungus confusingly twirled around in the air and looked up at Tracy. 

Big Chugga Chungus: Hey! 

Tracy: Eat shit and die, loser!



Big Chugga Chungus: OH FUCK MEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
 
2. Women's Tag: Cheerleader Jenny/Officer Lainey Strong vs. Tracy/Queen Beryl 
-The match began with Tracy demanding to start, acting like she owned the arena. She shoved Jenny, slapped her, taunted her, but Jenny fired back with a flying cheer-sault followed by a picture-perfect dropkick. Beryl tagged in and overpowered her, turning the tide with dark magic theatrics and stiff brawling.

Lainey Strong eventually tagged in, throwing both foes around with police-trained suplexes. Tracy, panicking, tried to cheat — grabbing the ropes, pulling hair, loading up the wrist tape with something shiny.

That’s when The Neon Valkyrie appeared on the stage, pointing right at Tracy in accusation.

Tracy froze and prepared to fight Astrid.

Jenny rolled her up from behind — tight, clean, perfect — and the ref counted 1-2-3 before Tracy even realized what happened.

Tracy threw the biggest tantrum of the night as Beryl scowled in disappointment.
Winners: Cheerleader Jenny[o]/Officer Lainey Strong via Roll Up on Tracy -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Astrid played the equalizer there, and it cost Tracy the match! She can't be too happy about that. She was trying to remove Astrid from the roster, and it's coming back to bite her. Jenny and Astrid will BOTH get a shot at Tracy and the EBW Women's Championship at Hunter's Moon.

Boss M's Office

Boss M’s sat at her desk, typing furiously on her laptop, visibly stressed from juggling Tracy’s antics, contract negotiations, and the general chaos of EBW. Suddenly, her phone buzzed.

She sighed then saw the caller ID.

Her face instantly lit up.

Boss M’s: You! I've been waiting for your call! What's the update?

She immediately began wheeling around the room with the phone on her shoulder. 

Boss M’s: You did what?! I'm actually proud of you! Yes! Get here! It's on! Just get here!

She spun around too fast and and leaned back a littel too hard. 

SLIP—WHOOOMP!

She landed halfway on the floor, halfway in her chair, legs stuck awkwardly in the air, skirt slightly askew, absolutely mortified.

Boss M’s: Oh come ON!

Just then, the door swings open.

Trevor Mach: Hey babe, you wanna—

He froze completely.

Boss M's: ...Don't you dare.



Boss M's: Oh? You like what you see? OH GOOD FOR YOOOOU!

3. CXJ Division Singles: Java Coffington vs. Jonas Silvermoon 
-Jonas Silvermoon came out sneaky and smug, refusing to lock up and instead circling around Java. He went for cheap shots, toe stomps, and pulling the mascot's tie—but Java was DONE with him.

Java exploded with blistering speed: springboard leg lariat, spinning back elbow, and a somersault senton that flattened Jonas. Jonas tried to steal it with a low blow and roll-up with the tights, but Java kicked out at two and went into full CXJ overdrive.

Java scooped Jonas onto his shoulders and hit the Caffeine Crash with enough force to spill imaginary coffee all over ringside.

Easy three-count.

Java Coffington remains one of the most beloved—and hyperactive—CXJ mascots, and now the holder of the Super CXJ Cup, which is no doubt...filled with coffee.
Winner: Java Coffington via Caffeine Crash -> Pin

Larry Grim: Java Coffington with the win! The Super CXJ Cup holder shocked the world with his win over Yami Yugi, and he's now in line to take on CXJ Champion Seto Kaiba. Up next, we have Dan Club and NEW EBW Champion Jammer taking on Luca Blight's new trio, that his been formed with the guidance of a mysterious figure. We have lots of those in EBW, but this guy doesn't seem to want to bask in the glory, he's just a guiding force. I caught a glimpse of the lab coat. I saw two words. "Axis Nova".

4. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Luca Blight/Troy/Snakebite 
-This was total chaos from the second the bell rang. Jammer and Troy flew at each other like two rockets. Bashin Dan squared off with Snakebite in a lightning-fast exchange of dropkicks and dodges. Benjamin tried to chop down Luca Blight but might as well have been punching a brick wall.

The new powerful trio took control by isolating Benjamin and grinding him down with heavy strikes and joint manipulation. Dan got the hot tag and lit up the arena with a burst of offense—blazing kicks and a moonsault double knee drop that nearly ended it.

Luca blind-tagged himself in, nearly murdered Dan with a clothesline, and dragged the match back to his team’s pace. EBW Champion Jammer tried to break the momentum with a dive, but Troy and Snakebite cut him off with perfect tandem precision.

In the end, Luca Blight caught Benjamin flush, lifted him effortlessly, and delivered the monstrous Boar’s Execution, dropping him like a corpse in the center of the ring for the decisive three-count.

Luca roared in triumph while Troy and Snakebite posed arrogantly behind him. A mysterious figure watched on from the shadows of the entrance way. 
Winners: Luca Blight[o]/Troy/Snakebite via Boar's Execution on Benjamin -> Pin 

Larry Grim: We just witnessed this devastating trio beat Dan Club clean in the middle of the ring! This is serious, as serious as it gets! 

Apple Kid: I'd be concerned if I were Dan Club, but we've seen them face big challenges in the past. This could be another obstacle to overcome...or this could be the REAL DEAL. 

Larry Grim: Folks, we're at the main event. It's supposed to be Mamoru Chiba taking on Tack Angel, but Mamoru attacked Tack at the beginning of the show. Who does Boss M's have as his opponent now? We're about to find out.

Mamoru stood in the ring, with the Eagleland Championship in hand. He mocked the fans, and told a couple young girls in the front row to call him, before telling Erica he was joking, and yet he did wink at them again when she turned away. Suddenly, the big screen cut to a shot of outside, leaving Mamoru confused. That's when an ambulance came roaring down the road and into the arena parking lot. A bloody and bandaged Tack Angel burst out of the back and made his way to the ring. Mamoru tried to regain composure and met Tack at the entrance ramp. The two traded blows on the way to the ring. 

5. EBW Eagleland Championship: Mamoru Chiba(c) vs. Tack Angel
-Main event time, as Mamoru Chiba was stunned to see a bandaged Tack Angel rushing out of the ambulance to have his match for the title. 

Chiba tried to take control early with technical precision — armbars, counters, and a spinning heel kick that cracked across Tack’s jaw. He mocked the fans and mocked Tack earning jeers from every direction.

Tack fought back with Eagleland fire, a back body drop, rolling elbows, high-angle spinebuster! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! The crowd came alive with each comeback, chanting for him louder and louder.

Chiba tried to steal the win with his hands on the ropes, but Tack caught him, pulled him into position, and the arena ERUPTED as he hoisted the champion into the air. 

EAGLELAND DRIVER!!! 1! 2! 3! The Star Spangled Prince became EBW Eagleland Champion once again! 
Winner: Tack Angel via Eagleland Driver -> Pin -> NEW EBW Eagleland Champion! 

Larry Grim: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! 

Apple Kid: Tack Angel has regained the title that means the most to him, the Eagleland Championship! The Star Spangled Prince, the heart of Eagleland, has his title once again. He has the belt that matters more to him than any Mars or Jupiter title EVER could. Why? Because it's the title of EAGLELAND!!! 

Larry Grim: I can't imagine this night getting any better for Tack! 

Apple Kid: Here comes his wife, Makoto! She's out to celebrate with him! OOPS! She just tripped and fell on him. His face is buried in her chest! 

Larry Grim: Oh! It just got better!

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Jamie OD: Sal...my old friend. LoveKick and all that. You loved it. You lived for it. I hated it. I hated every moment. I put on the facade to get what I wanted...and I got it. I got it right under your nose. You didn't like that...did you? You did what you felt you had to do. You got in the way of my special work, and now you feel like you can stop me again with pain. You keep talkin’ like pain is a currency. Like if you hurt enough, it balances out. Like if you bleed hard enough, you can stop somethin’. You don’t understand cold. Cold ain’t shock. Cold ain’t fear. Cold is when nothin’ answers back anymore. You talk about Hell like it’s fire. Like it’s screamin’. Like it’s demons with teeth and horns and drama. Hell’s quiet, Sal. Hell is still. Hell is when the air doesn’t move and your breath don’t matter. I've been there. Hell didn’t punish me. It didn’t test me. It didn’t scare me. It took things out of me. Layer by layer. Hope first. Guilt...what little I had after that. Then mercy. Now I'm back. You hurt me...and now...I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to keep on hurting you. This is the only feeling I have left. All that's left is my sin. That's how I was able to remember though. You forget who you are in Hell...because they leave only sin. So much of me...was sin...that I started to remember, and that's when I clawed...and scraped...and punched...and dug...and fought my way out. I'm back now Sal. I'm back.




Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Smalltown! We're in the heart of Eagleland, and home to our own Mach family! It's that time of the year. It's PEAK fall, and that means it's time for Hunter's Moon! It's cold here! 

Larry Grim: I can feel it in my bones...so my everything...but it's exciting. We have a great night of action! We also have Jamie OD though, and I'm honestly shocked about that one. He's really not supposed to be here. 

Apple Kid: He's a creep that's for sure! 

Nerma: Sal Paradise is going to deal with him later tonight! We have a whole night of fights to celebrate this time of the year. It's also the week of Thanksgiving, so let's give thanks, and watch some incredible wrestling action. We're starting the night of course with...

Ninten: TUE! That's right, the brand that doesn't know what the initials stand for! We have been on a little break because of the Super CXJ Cup, and to be honest, it was a nice week off. 

Ana: But we're back, and we've got a surprise for everyone. A CUP-LE of surprises actually. 

Ninten: CUP-LE you say? 

Ana: Oh, did we forget to tell you? 

Ninten: ...Happens a lot. 

Ana: Sorry honey, I do most of my communicating psychically that I forget to actually talk sometimes. It's not easy blocking the traumatic world changes events for the people of the world. 

Ninten: Right. You probably shouldn't have just said that though.

Ana: Good point. *eyes light up* There, I took care of it. 

Ninten: Your nose is bleeding. 

Ana: Oops! 

Ninten: While you clean that up, let's introduce a MAGICAL return! It's-

Suddenly Abra Mago appeared in the ring. She had a blanket in hand. She covered a glass box, and made a pose before removing the blanket to reveal...

Tony Wonder: TONY WONDER! WAAAA! I return from...the Shadow Realm...and the best magician and wrestler of all time is BACK! All I had to do was...agree to look after El Mago's sister...WHICH I'M HAPPY TO DO! AHAHAHA! 

Abra Mago: The magical bond between was can never be broken...or else my brother will send you back to the Shadow Realm. 

Tony Wonder: Right! Of course! I wouldn't abandon you either way, so you can tell him to take that threat off the table! Hahaha! Anyways, I hear we're taking on a new debut! 

Abra Mago: A new woman TUE'er, but she's not coming alone. She has a huge star as her partner! 

Tony Wonder: Oh? I uh...I didn't know that. But I'm SURE...it's going to work out, because we have the flair, the tricks, and theatrics! Whomst've could possibly-




Ninten: WHAT?! Java Coffington is in a TUE match?! The winner of the 2025 Super CXJ Cup!? He's the #1 Contender to the EBW CXJ Championship. What is he doing in TUE? 

Ana: It's to introduce his partner for the night. You know, Cafe Noir has developed many new delicious blends as the Geist Corporation continues to make it the #1 coffee, at least here in EBW it is, and what is the sure and tell tale sign that someone is popular and gaining momentum in EBW? 

Ninten: ...OH! I GOT IT! 

Ana: Exactly! If you know, you know, and we know that Java Coffington's partner for this upcoming match is none other than-




Ninten: WHAT?! MS. COFFINGTON?!

Ana: That's right, because every successful male mascot MUST have a female counterpart. It's the standard set by the original NCW Women's Champion Ms. Pac-Man! 

Ninten: ...I guess?



Ana: Surely you've seen the commercials where Java and Ms. Coffington join forces to fight the evil Sleep Creeps! 

Ninten: Sleep Creeps?! 

Ana: Sleep Creeps!

Apple Kid: So...TUE is weird too, huh?

Ninten: Yeah it is.

EBW: Hunter's Moon 2024
Smalltown Square, Smalltown
ENN+/ENT+

0. TUE Offer Match: - Mixed Tag: Tony Wonder/Abra Mago vs. Java Coffington/Ms. Coffington
-The mixed tag offer match kicked things off with Tony Wonder and Abra Mago attempting to overwhelm Java Coffington and the debuting Ms. Coffington with flash and misdirection. Abra leaned heavily into trickery, using feints and sudden strikes to keep Ms. Coffington off-balance, while Tony played clean-up. Java turned the momentum by cutting off Tony mid-run with a stiff lariat, allowing the Coffingtons to isolate Abra. Ms. Coffington softened him with repeated corner strikes before tagging Java back in, who hoisted Abra cleanly into the Caffeine Crash for the three-count, earning both Coffingtons a decisive and energetic victory.
Winners: Java Coffington/Ms. Coffington[o] via Caffeine Crash on Abra Mago -> Pin

Ninten: Uh-oh! Abra Mago ate the pin on that one, and you can see Tony Wonder is already screaming in pain, as El Mago drags him back to the nightmare that is the Shadow Realm! 

Ana: Let's hope Abra can convince El Mago to give him another chance. The REAL magician, El Mago has taken major offense to Tony Wonder, and is punishing him for what he does to magic...and for that other thing that Tack knows about. 

Ninten: Well, with the silliness brought to you by Cafe Noir brand coffee out of the way, we can show off our main event scene on TUE. It's Ness, Arsene St. Marvelous, and the Tidal Chief taking TUE Champion Marco De Leon and Team 200X!

0. TUE Offer Match - 6-Man Tag: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Rains vs. Marco De Leon/Daimon Kuro/Brayden Virtue
-Momentum carried right into the six-man TUE offer bout as Ness, Arsene St. Marvelous, and the Tidal Chief, Rains brought speed and chemistry against the more grounded trio of TUE Champion Marco De Leon, Daimon Kuro, and Brayden Virtue, now known as members of Team 200X. Marco and Kuro tried to slow things down with methodical strikes, targeting Rains repeatedly, but Ness exploded into the match with back-to-back Hagens that turned the crowd electric. Arsene soared with his signature dives, flattening Virtue, before Rains sealed the deal with a BIG DRIZ! and a BIG DRIZ! and a WHOOOOWAAA and Spear that kept Virtue down long enough for the pinfall and a successful offer result.
Winners: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Rains[o] via Big Driz x Big Driz x WHOOOWAA! x Spear on Virtue -> Pin 

Ninten: A big blow to the Team 200X, as the Tidal Chief gets the win! That's a former #EVER Champion right there! 

Ana: Look! Marco and Daimon are attacking Brayden Virtue! They're attacking the weak link! The TUE Champion isn't allowing weakness in his new stable, that I'll remind everyone started because Ness got political...or at least Franky thought so.  

Ninten: Let that be a lesson. Don't...take pictures...with anyone...ever?

Ana: I don't know what the lesson is here. 

Tommy Dukes: Well what I DO know is that Havok is up to bat, as this show officially gets underway. 

Nerma: No offense TUE. 

Ninten: ...I'm a little offended. 

Tommy Dukes: Our NEW EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui is ALSO the World Tag Team Champion with Dragon Shiryu, but Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem have been desperate to reclaim tag gold with the specific purpose of taking the EBW Super Championships from the Mega Dudes. They failed in their first attempt when they cashed in the EBW Tag Team Championships. That's how we're kicking off Hunter's Moon, here in Smalltown! 

Ana: Technically WE kicked it off, but whatever.
 
1. Havok - World Tag Team Championships: Takumi Inui(c)/Dragon Shiryu(c) vs. Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem 
-The Havok World Tag Team Championships were next, and the mood darkened immediately. Takumi Inui and Dragon Shiryu entered as champions with intensity, but Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem came in ruthless and unapologetic. The challengers isolated Shiryu early, chopping him down with heavy kicks and corner strikes. EBW Super Champion Takumi managed to break free briefly, but Rama cut him off mid-flight. Shiryu was targetted, while a masked man lay in wait on the outside. A mysterious man with his head obcurred in a scarf. He remained stoic until making his move on Takumi, hitting him in the back of the head with a cane. In the closing sequence, Bheem held the downed Takumi at bay while Rama drilled Shiryu with the devastating Burning Arrow, scoring the pin and shocking the crowd as new champions were crowned.
Winners: Rama Raju[o]/Komaram Bheem via Burning Arrow to Dragon Shiryu -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Oh no! Bheem and Raju have won the World Tag Team Championships, with the help of that mystery man on the outside. 

Nerma: How do you know it's a man? 

Tommy Dukes: You saw the woman they brought in, right? She was barely allowed to move. 

Nerma: Oh right, good point. 

Tommy Dukes: A blow to Samurai Ifrit, and a looming threat to the Mega Dudes, as RRR now have the means in which to challenge of the EBW Super Tag Team Championships!

Backstage

Good News Gary: Good News everyone! Good News Gary is chasing down Luca Blight, Snakebite, and Troy. The dastardly trio have been on a rampage, and that's partially why they're not on the card tonight, but they will did show up. They haven't seen me yet, so hopefully, we can figure out a little more about what's going on. They have a mysterious benefactor, which seems to be the theme. Nebulous mystery men pulling the strings. Enough about politics. Let's listen in.

The trio walked up to a man in a lab coat, who fixed his glasses.

Luca Blight: When I look at you, I want to gut you like a fish.

Man with glasses: I know. That's why we like you. You're a demon in human form. You are a monster without having to be made into one, and that makes you dangerous, but also the perfect man to forge a new world, in which the strong survive and the weak are consumed. 

Luca Blight: At least you understand. You have given us money, and TRIED to give us marching orders, but you have YET to give me the answers I demand. 

Man with glasses: Quite. I represent a foundation known as Axis Nova. No, you don't know what that is, but soon everyone will. We have our fingers on the pulse of many beating hearts. We know the Kamen Rider is tied to EBW, the one known as Faust. Let's just say wherever someone like him is found, we stand opposing them. 

Luca Blight: I don't care. They don't care. We want to know what you expect. 

Man with glasses: Domination. It's just that simple. We will provide you money for expenses, facilities for training, and special supplements. We will sponsor your growth and ascension. We will reap the reward by simply letting you achieve your goals. However, that comes with a simple directive. Focus. Target the ones at the top. We have a hit list for you. I doubt you'll argue with the names on it. Defeat them, and the world is yours. 

Luca Blight: Heh. Maybe I won't gut you...yet. 

Man with glasses: Splendid. 

Snakebite: Hey! WHO IS THAT?! 

Troy: THAT'S THAT F*bleep*T GARY! GET HIM! 

Good News Gary: OH NOOOO!!!!

2. Xcite - EBW Women's Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Cheerleader Jenny vs. Astrid Rúnsdóttir
-The Xcite Women’s Championship triple threat match brought chaos back into the square. Tracy quickly established herself as the opportunist, sliding in and out of conflict while Cheerleader Jenny and Astrid Rúnsdóttir focused on each other. Both of them figured they didn't need to pin Tracy to win the championship, and they'd get their revenge by taking the title. Tracy figured out the plan and jumped back into the fray. Jenny’s speed nearly won it after she caught Astrid with a flying crossbody and a roll-up sequence, but Tracy yanked her back to the mat at the last second. As Astrid staggered on the outside, Tracy struck with brutal precision, landing the TikTak on Jenny and pinning her while grabbing the tights to retain the championship amidst a chorus of boos.
Winner: Tracy via TikTak on Cheerleader Jenny -> Pin

Apple Kid: Awww fooey! 

Larry Grim: Tracy retains, and you have to wonder how Boss M's feels about that one. She's probably very upset.

The Mach Farm

Boss M's was passed out in her bed as the event played on television. Lucca tried not to curse at the television, and instead screamed into a pillow. 

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Larry Grim: She's definitely monitoring the situation closely. I know that much. 

Apple Kid: We could use a little Eagleland muscle to get us hyped! Let's drink some of this delicious cider, and watch Tack and Makoto Angel take on Mamoru Chiba and Erica! Next! Mmm! This is delicious. What is it made out of?

Nerma: Apples. 

Apple Kid: *spit take*
 
3. Xcite - Mixed Tag: Tack Angel/Makoto Angel vs. Mamoru Chiba/Erica
-A lighter tone briefly returned with the mixed tag featuring EBW Super Tag Team Champion Tack Angel and Makoto Angel against Mamoru Chiba and Erica. Mamoru tried to outmaneuver Tack with slick counters, while Erica targeted Makoto with aggressive strikes, but the Angels’ teamwork proved overwhelming. Makoto muscled Erica into a Torture Rack just as Tack locked Mamoru into his own version of the hold. Both opponents tapped simultaneously, giving the Angels a dominant submission victory and a triumphant moment under the moonlight.
Winners: Tack Angel/Makoto Angel via Twin Torture Racks -> Submission

Apple Kid: Twin racks! A lot of racking! Tack's rack! Makoto's rack! 

Larry Grim: Usually that would mean something different, but yeah, they both humiliated Mamoru and Erica. Erica was just thinking she got her mojo back from Makoto, but Makoto got that sweet sweet tap out. 

Apple Kid: You should see Minako's rack. 

Larry Grim: Oh? Is she working on a torture rack?

Apple Kid: .....

Larry Grim: .....

Tommy Dukes: So anyways, we're at the hometown of the Machs, and we were given a look at the Mach Farm...which is honestly just down the road if you wanted to see it yourself, but they have a robot. Probably stay away. Someone we know didn't take that advice.

The Mach Farm

Earlier Today...

Lindy Moseby: So I'm told this is where food comes from. I thought food came from the store, but it shows what I know. This is quite the compound, Trevor. 

Trevor Mach: I wouldn't call this a compound. A lot of implications with that word, as if I was trying not to pay taxes with a phoney clown shoes cult or something. I would never do that. I've found other ways not to pay taxes...but perhaps I've said too much. 

Lindy Moseby: So what is so appealing about living all the way out here?

Trevor Mach: None of the garbage that comes with living in a city. It's quiet. I need quiet. You get hit in the head for twenty years, you start to appreciate the quiet moments. 

Lindy Moseby: So you have crops and animals? Can I pet them? 

Trevor Mach: The crops or the animals? 

Lindy Moseby: ...Huh?

Trevor Mach: Sure. Go for it. 

Lindy Moseby: So do you kill these animals to eat? 

Trevor Mach: Absolutely not. The cows give me milk, the sheep give me wool, and the pigs...well I just having them. Place is full of cats and dogs too.  

Hashim Al-Singh: And THAT'S part of the problem. 

Trevor Mach: Oh, here we go.

A limo pulled up as Hashim Al-Singh stepped out, with a second person sitting in the limo, whose face was obscurred. 

Trevor Mach: Been a long time, Hashim. 

Hashim Al-Singh: I don't dare set foot in such a filthy place unless I have to. 

Trevor Mach: I'll admit this ain't the cleanest place, but filthy? 

Hashim Al-Singh: It's filthy because you surround yourself with pigs and dogs. 

Trevor Mach: You got a problem with my pigs and dogs now? 

Hashim Al-Singh: They are unclean in my beliefs! 

Trevor Mach: ...Yeah alright. Whatever. They're fine in mine, and this is MY property...so I fail to see the problem.

Hashim Al-Singh: You're living a life that goes against my beliefs. 

Trevor Mach: I don't think you want to go down that rabbit hole, Hashim. You used to respect all beliefs. I liked you then. 

Hashim Al-Singh: That was a foolish notion. You're a bad example that must be stamped out when people like myself take over Eagleland. 

Trevor Mach: My dude, I hate to break it to you, but you'll find enclaves of weak people willing to be conquered without firing a single shot, but then you'll find yourself in a place like Smalltown, where your garbage is only tolerated so much, and that's because of hospitality. Besides, you've already lost this fight. Every knee will bow and tongue will confess when it's all over. You're just wasting time and making poor choices. It's not too late. 

Hashim Al-Singh: It's too late for you. I will see to it that you're MEGA movement dies! That is my jihad! 

Trevor Mach: Great. You're stepping in pig crap by the way. 

Hashim Al-Singh: What?! 

Trevor Mach: Made you look. Get off my property. 

Hashim Al-Singh: Grrrr.

Lindy Moseby: Who doesn't love dogs? 

Trevor Mach: Straight up psychos.

4. Havok - Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Hashim Al-Singh
-The night turned sharply violent as Trevor Mach faced Hashim Al-Singh. Trevor came in fired up, swinging with hard at the man who stabbed him in the back, but Hashim absorbed the punishment and slowly dismantled him with punishing strikes and relentless pressure. Hashim's time away from the ring was not wasted, as he surprised Trevor with what he could do. Trevor refused to quit, fighting through pain to rally back with a flying knee. He landed a ground and pound combo, before trying to lock in an armbar that Hashim narrowly escaped. Trevor readied the Knee Trigger, until the scarved man from the RRR title win rushed back out to hit Trevor over the head with his cane while the ref was pulled by Hashim. Hashim dragged Trevor to the center of the mat and cinched in a deep Camel Clutch. Trevor struggled, but his body gave out, forcing the referee to stop the match as Hashim stood tall, unapologetic in a tainted victory.
Winner: Hashim Al-Singh via Camel Clutch -> Referee Stoppage 

Tommy Dukes: That damn interference again, for the foreigner team! Who is that? Even Little Mac is wanting to know. The Havok Boss is on his way down to question the identity of this person, but it looks like we don't have to wait much longer. Look! He's taking off his head scarf. It's...Great Tiger?! It's one of Little Mac's oldest rivals! 

Nerma: We should've known! 

Tommy Dukes: We should've? 

Nerma: Well...we should've guessed it would be someone from like Dalaam or Scaraba. 

Tommy Dukes: Right...but still, this is shocking! We all thought Hashim might be the manager of this new foreigner unit, but no, he just got a huge upset win over Trevor, and it was thanks to their new manager Great Tiger! Here comes Derek, Dougie, and Heather, but they're being cut off by Raju and Bheem! Here comes Trevor's Mega Dudes partner Tack Angel! The EBW Super Tag Team Champion helping his partner escape a 2-on-1 beat down!
 
5. Havok - World Championship: Zyro Kurogane(c) vs. Boomtown
-Havok World Champion Zyro Kurogane defended his title next against Boomtown in a brutal collision. Boomtown’s unpredictable brawling kept Zyro off-balance early, smashing him into the barricade and raining down strikes. Zyro endured, countering with rising offense that built steadily toward his finish. After surviving Boomtown’s wild flurry, Zyro trapped him mid-charge and unleashed the Let it Rip. This brought out Hotlanta and Generator, but they were cut off by the heavily taped up Dragon Shiryu and EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui. Samurai Ifrit weren't going to suffer anymore cheap losses tonight. Zyro played to the crowd before locking in the Straight Jacket Hagen. Boomtown had nowhere to go, and Zyro retained his championship.
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip x Straight Jacket Hagen -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: Zyro-K with the win! Boomtown is looking livid! 

Nerma: Hotlanta and Generator are not happy either, but the EBW Super Champion and Dragon Shiryu made sure this one was kept fair and balanced, which is something we REALLY needed tonight. Fair and balanced goes out the window next though, along with the rules. It's one of the matches we've been dying to see, or we've been afraid to see, depending of who you are. Jamie OD is back...and former Super Champion Sal Paradise wants Jamie gone. They've alluded to a horrible secret between them. We don't know what it is, but we do know, this will be one to watch. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD is NEXT!

Larry Grim: Seriously, I have no idea how Jamie is here.

6. Havok - No Rules Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD 
-From the moment Jamie OD came through the curtain, something felt wrong. Not in a theatrical way. Not in a spooky entrance way. Something quieter and colder. The usual noise of the arena dipped, not because people stopped reacting, but because they didn’t know how to react. Jamie walked slowly, eyes unfocused, jaw slack, carrying himself like a man who didn’t see the ring as a place for competition, but as a place where something unfortunate was about to happen.

Sal Paradise followed him with purpose. No grandstanding. No playing to the crowd. He looked tense, jaw clenched, eyes locked on Jamie like he was tracking a moving threat. This wasn’t about wins and losses. This was about containment.

The bell rang, and Sal immediately rushed Jamie, tackling him into the corner and unloading with right hands. Sal wasn’t wrestling; he was trying to stop something before it escalated. Jamie absorbed the punches without raising his arms, letting Sal strike him again and again before suddenly grabbing Sal by the throat and shoving him across the ring with disturbing casual strength.

They collided again in the center of the ring, and Jamie struck Sal with a forearm so sharp it instantly split Sal’s lip. Blood appeared almost immediately, and the crowd audibly reacted. Sal wiped his mouth, saw the blood on his hand, and only got angrier. He charged again, driving Jamie into the ropes, spilling both men to the floor in a heap.

The fight degenerated quickly. Chairs came into play. Sal cracked Jamie across the back, and Jamie folded—but then stood straight back up and asked for more. Jamie took the chair and smashed it across Sal’s ribs, bending the metal and dropping Sal gasping to a knee. Jamie followed with methodical stomps, dragging Sal by the hair and grinding his face into the canvas, whispering something unheard that visibly rattled Sal.

Sal fought back with desperation, ramming Jamie shoulder-first into the post, opening a cut near Jamie’s eyebrow. Now Jamie bled too, red streaking down his face. The sight didn’t slow him. If anything, it energized him. He laughed quietly, a hollow sound picked up by ringside microphones.

Sal hit Jamie with everything he had—lariat, spinebuster, desperate suplexes—but Jamie kept rising. Each time Sal thought he’d slowed him, Jamie would grab a limb and drag himself closer. 

Jamie finally turned the tide with a brutal penalty kick that cracked against Sal’s skull and dropped him hard. Sal tried to crawl away, but Jamie stayed glued to him, wrapping a hand around Sal’s throat and dragging him back to center ring. Jamie applied a choke—not flashy, not dramatic, just efficient and terrifying. Sal clawed at Jamie’s arms, his face smeared with blood, eyes wide with panic and fury.

The referee hovered close, pleading with Sal to respond, to give a sign. Sal refused. He shook his head violently, refusing to pass out, refusing to let Jamie win, refusing to let him walk away and hurt anyone else. Jamie refused to release the choke. 

Sal’s body gave out.

The referee called for the stoppage, but Jamie didn't let go. It quickly became apparent that Jamie was trying to kill Sal Paradise! 
Winner: Jamie OD via Penalty Kick x Choke -> Referee Stoppage 

Tommy Dukes: HEY! STOP! STOP IT! 

Nerma: SECURITY! GET OUT HERE! SECURITY! 

Tommy Dukes: Jamie is grabbing a pair of pliers! He's...he's...HE'S PULLING OUT ONE OF SAL'S TEETH! HE'S RIPPING IT RIGHT OUT OF HIS HEAD! 

Nerma: I'm going to be sick! 

Tommy Dukes: Here comes security! They're pulling Jamie off of Sal, but he got what he wanted. He's got the tooth. He's clutching it and smiling while being dragged away. Sal is desperately gasping for air. That's got to be attempted murder, right? 

Nerma: It was No Rules. They both signed the waiver. Nothing can be done about it. 

Tommy Dukes: The justice system is ridiculous! 

Nerma: Tell me about it. Jamie OD with the win...and the tooth...the whole tooth...and nothing but the tooth. 

Tommy Dukes: Really?

Nerma: I have to make jokes to deal with the fact that I want to pass out. 

Tommy Dukes: We see blood all the time. 

Nerma: Tooth violence freaks me out! 

Tommy Dukes: Whatever is going on between these two, you can bet it's far from over, considering they're both still breathing.

7. Xcite - EBW Championship: Jammer(c) vs. Colby Roads 
-The main event closed Hunter’s Moon with the EBW Championship on the line as Jammer defended against Colby Roads. Colby tried to out-wrestle the champion early, stringing together clean takedowns and quick counters, but Jammer weathered the storm. The champion turned the tide with power offense, cutting Colby off mid-comeback and hammering him down with repeated strikes. One opening was all Jammer needed, and he delivered the Slam Jam square in the center of the ring to score the pinfall and retain his championship as the crowd erupted.
Winner: Jammer via Slam Jam -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: Jammer with the win! Here comes Dan, Benji, Cheerleader Jenny, and Officer Lainey Strong to celebrate, but WAIT! LOOK! 

Apple Kid: WATCH OUT! Luca Blight just marched out here, and Troy just pushed Jenny out of the way! Jammer is livid! They're brawling! They're out of control! Luca Blight is targetting Dan! Snakebite is after Benjamin, while Troy is having to deal with a very angry EBW Champion! This has been Hunter's Moon, and EBW is getting out of control as we find ourselves on the eve of a "Last Clash!" in 2025! Goodnight!

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