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Coastal City

Out on the edge of Coastal City, a press conference is being held.

???: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I hold this press conference. I, Don Onyx, the famed investor of Coastal City. The Don who funded your schools and businesses, am hereby announcing I’m going to become a promoter!

The press there are murmuring and chatting at the announcement.

Journalist: What will you be promoting Mr. Onyx, sir?

Don Onyx: All kinds of sporting events, why limit myself to just one? Haha! My event I will be promoting is this!

Don then pulls down a veil on a poster. On it are various profile pictures of fighters, boxers, wrestlers, even chess players & racers. All encapsulating a trophy in the middle of the poster.

Don Onyx: Behold! The first ever Onyx Cup! A tournament comprising various skilled athletes in a Hybrid Martial Arts & Athletic Competition to decide the first holder of the Onyx Cup! And the winner will receive this!

Don Onyx then raises up from behind his podium a shining championship belt with a large amount of green gemstones adorning it, encapsulating the symbol in the middle of a hand pointing upwards in a “#1” gesture.

Don Onyx: This is the Emerald Championship. I was inspired recently by that one wrestling promotion out east called EBW with their meteor belt. I felt sure, that belt is otherworldly, priceless even. But how about something of earthly value? Diamonds? They’re at least $12k a dozen, but they’re lab grown nonsense. Gold? People eat that shit it’s so plentiful. Silver? It has value, sure but it’s of not much consequence; you can get by with titanium. Platinum? Only Elite retards care about it. Emeralds though? You can’t fake that. Emeralds are the real representation of Earth. Genuine, Thorough, Hardy, the sweat of Mother Earth itself. And only someone who’s of elite athletic comparison is worthy of my creation.

Journalist: How will you decide who’s going to compete for it?

Don Onyx: Simple really, the best of the best will fight it out. You may see here I have the current Chess Champion of Eagleland here, he’ll be competing using his skills at chess; his opponent using his skills. It won’t be direct competition, it will essentially be a race. Whoever wins of comparable skill, will continue. I’m going to be an elite promoter after all, so I need the best of the best.



Don Onyx Presents: The Onyx Cup

1. Chess vs Boxing: (Eagleland Chess Champion Norman Rhineholdt v Foggyland Chess Champion Bartholomew Pudgrey Esq.) vs (World Middleweight Boxing Champion Hector Juanito v #2 Middleweight Contender George Vanny)
2. MMA vs Wrestling: (EFC Heavyweight Champion Tom Hiddleston v PRODE Heavyweight Champion Franky Dental) vs (Mick Gage v ???)
3. Racing vs Sumo (Gale Earndhart the 3rd vs Time Trial) vs (Hakatakawake vs 5 rival stablemates)
3. Winner of 1 vs 2 vs 3

Last edited by tackangel (Today 3:55 am)

 

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